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Whore

2024-08-18T09:09:45Z

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{{Notice|Protip: All women are whores}}

[[File:BBCWhores.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Old_Media|British Broadcasting Corporation]] declared 2014 the Year of the Whores.]]
[[image:We are what we eat.jpg|200px|right]]
A '''Whore''' (also known as a '''Slut''', or in modern slang, '''thot''') is a woman who spends more time with a dick inside her than making [[sammich|sammiches]]. While they usually demand [[prostitute|payment for their services]] (usually [[money]], [[crackwhore|drugs]], [[camwhore|items from their wishlist]], or [[Attention whore|attention]]), it's wise to remember the words of a much wiser man in that you are not paying them for sex but rather for them to leave when you are through because whores love the [[cock]] for itself and like any woman, they think you want to set up a house with them and listen as they go on endlessly about their hair or take them and their 6 kids in because you paid them a little bit of attention. Further more, thanks to the bullshit of [[feminists]], every other girl drinks [[semen]] for breakfast, an ironic feat given that they all say that they'd only fuck [[Porn star|porn-stars]], the [[rich and beautiful|richest]] 10%, Alexander Skarsgard, and [[dyke|each other]].

== Call Girl Versus Whore ==

In case you're confused on which word to use or which is which, just remember this short meme.

''"They're both prostitutes when you find them dead in an alleyway dumpster"''.

==Characteristics==
[[File:CrackWhoreSuckySucky.jpg|thumb|right|This is a prostitute, not a whore. She wants money for more [[drugs|blow]].]]
Whores come in all shapes and sizes, from the underdeveloped anorexic crackhead to the morbidly obese who are able to [[Octomom|shit out eight wastes of human resources in one go]].
*Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as [[prostitute]]s, namely [[STD]]s, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of [[pwnage]] from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke.
*Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're [[goth]], pay for too many visits to the tanning bed.
*Whores use cooking vanilla essence as perfume.
*Whores wear one-piece calf-length dresses made of stretchy fabric, that come off in a single motion or can easily be lifted up to the waist. They do not wear complex clothes or underwear with a load of straps, buckles, and buttons.
*Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later.
*Loose, sagging [[vagina]] is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a toaster in her [[panties]], she's definitely a whore.
*Whores are often fuckable in their [[Jailbait|teens]] but all of the STDs and unplanned pregnancies will catch up with them by their early 20s.
*In addition to semen, whores can survive off [[beer]] and other cheap alcoholic products because said beverages can often lead to "massive pounding" which is what all whores ultimately crave.
*Sporting tacky tattoos in the pelvic region, upper thigh, or [[Tramp stamp|lower back]]. If a girl in a bar asks you if you want to see her "tats" and there is no visible ink on her scantily-clad body, run away as fast as possible.

==Types==
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'''[[Attention whore]]''': Will suck cock for attention.
*'''[[16-year-old girl]]''': Usually pretending to be 20, to avoid getting banned from porn sites, will suck cock because their fathers never [[molested|loved]] them (often because their whore mothers divorced them when they got itchy for new cock), they are lonely, and need [[penises]] inside of them to get used to their future careers as prostitutes.
*'''[[Drama whore]]''': Will suck cock and become a [[lolcow]] for attention.
*'''[[Wikislut]]''': Will suck cock and edit [[TOW]] for attention.
*'''[[Scenewhore]]''': Will suck cock because their friends are doing it (i.e. to get her friends' attention).
*'''[[Skank]]''': Will suck cock if no one else is doing it (i.e. to be notable, as in, for attention).
'''[[Camwhore]]''': Will suck cock for items on their [[wishlist|wishlists]].
'''[[Cocktease]]''': Will say that she doesn't suck cock only to be lusted after more and have more cocks to suck. Cockteases are the biggest gold-digging sluts of all, as "saving their virginity for marriage" merely means commercializing it.
'''[[Comment whore]]''': Will suck cock for thumbs ups.

'''[[Crackwhore]]''': Will suck cock for [[drugs]], usually [[crack]], hence the name.

'''[[Fat whore]]''': Will suck cock for food, but not homeless unless it's [[Girlvinyl]]. If [[Girlvinyl]] then she will suck your dick and eat your ass for a meal and a couch to sleep on.

'''[[Hotard]]''': (''Ho'' + ''[[Retard|tard]]'') Will suck cock because they're stupid. Kind of a mystery why this is a category since ''all'' women are stupid and suck cock.

'''[[Gay|prostadude]]''': Remember that famale whore you picked up for $10 and you were so drunk you were convinced it was a chick until you went for a fingerdive and there was a [[dick]] in the way? Not to be confused with Thai ladyboys. Prostadudes look just as bad as that time you caught your dad in your mom's pant suit, beard and all.

'''[[Jew|Jewish Whore]]''' Surprisingly, no money is exchanged. They just like getting a [[orgasm|wet spot]] from watching a guy beg for it for 3 hours. Also, EVERY FUCKING WOMAN ON THE PLANET.

'''[[Prostatot]]''': Will suck cock because their daddy taught them and their mommy says they need the money.

'''[[Sellout]]''': Will suck cock for money (see: ''[[porn star]]'', ''[[prostitute]]'', and ''[[stripper]]'')

'''[[Tranny|Tranny Whore]]''': Will suck cock for hormones (see: [[Robert Wayne Stiles]], [[Chris Chan]] or [[Doopie DoOver]]).

'''[[Tara Strong]]''' see [[sellout]] but can also be a wrinkeled, old has been b list actor or voice actor that at their [[old|50th birthday]] get [[fake boobs]] and a [[face lift]] to try to show themselves as relevant and worthy of A list by promising sexual favors to [[autistic]] [[man child|man children]]. They achieve [[loser|real patheticness]] by making inane comments like how someone, probably an old [[nigger|Tuskegee Airman blind from syphilis]] confused them with a younger actor like Chloe Grace Moretz. It should be noted, even at his craziest, [[Tom Cruise]] has never gotten as pathetic as this. [[Mel Gibson]] on the other hand. . .

'''[[Faggot|Man Whore]]''': ''See video on the right''

'''Gypsy Hooker Whore''': ''Will suck cock for compliments, asspats, and attention. Enormous noses. Has a penchant for making shit jewellery, wearing awful dresses and turning up at fetes.''

'''[[Drunk Whore]]''': Drunk whores are usually better looking than what you can normally get, if it's a girl they're already out of your league and will have sex with anyone that's stupid enough to take them [[basement|home]] but when they wake up and realize
you are not very attractive or they notice your [[My Little Pony]] collection on your wall or your pink [[anime]] edition [[fleshlight]] on the nightstand they will claim rape and have you charged unless you buy them about 3 grams of that sweet, seeet [[heroin|china white]] or hand over your medicine cabinet if you have [[opiate|opiates]].

'''[[Your mom]]''' She has the virginity of every boy in a 10 mile radius from your house and when you go to sleep she and your sister scissor madly on the living room floor. Much like all the women you will meet, she won't touch you because of one excuse or another. Incest, yeah. That one will work.

==Trolling whores==
[[File:Woman elbowned.gif|thumb|The appropriate response towards meeting a whore]]
*Write her up on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Link your article to whore, [[cunt]], [[bitch]], and [[slut]] as many times as you can, even if the pipe [[random|makes no fucking sense]]. That way, everyone will know what a dirty whorecuntbitchslut she is. Remember, ''she's'' the one having all sort of [[bestiality|freaky sex]], ''you're'' the one who has [[No life|time to spare for the internet]].
*Hell, take it a step further and write the article [[LOL|as if the slut herself were a weird animal]], because sounding like a bad ripoff of ''National Geographic'' always brings [[lulz]].
*If you have their phone numbers, post them on [[Craigslist]] in the "casual encounters" section with a prurient ad and a sexy photo.
*[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/anna-nicole-smiths-family-lose-44m-claim-from-the-estate-of-her-late-billionaire-husband-j-howard-marshall-ii-9681692.html Be an 89-year-old billionaire, marry her for the sex, then leave her nothing in your will and make sure even her family don't get a goddam penny]
Be warned that the average whore can't tell a computer from a microwave oven, so it's unlikely she'll ever be able to figure out how to get online to refute you. Contact her friends, tell them about it and they'll show her.
{{clear}}

=='''Frank Miller'''==

If you followed one of the many piped refrences that accurately reference Frank Miller as a whore, all you need to know is that his best work is [[Batman|Batman Return of the Dark Knight]]. His art style looks a lot like something you'd be made to do in a Design 1 class with black contact paper. He is hated by women because every woman he ever created is a whore except Carrie Kelly and that didn't last long. [[Feminist|Feminists]] accuse him of being a whore who is only capable of catering to [[truth|typical male fantasies]] as a writer. He's called a whore by fans because, if something he has done is popular, you can expect [[at least 100]] sequels.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery of Whores|whoregallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Bouncing on back.gif
Image:GettinCaught.gif
File:Thousandcockstare.jpg|Thousand cock stare
Image:Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D.jpg
Image:Women are worthless 002.jpg|It's alright to whore your old lady out to your friends
Image:Lady J 4F poster.jpg|The 4F Rule applies to all categories of whores
Image:WhoaDaddy.jpg|State of the Art [[Cockmongler|cockmongling]] technology
Image:camwhore2.png|The cycle of /b/'s camwhores
Image:Blond Bimbo.jpg|A typical blond, slutty [[hotard]]
Image:LadyJmodel E Drama 2.jpg|Sluts love to pose
Image:Pussyfoodcorollary.jpg|The difference between what women think and what actually happens.
File:Whore panties mistake.jpg
File:Whore Settle Down.jpg|Average western woman in {{CURRENTYEAR}}
Image:Fixeddpunct.jpg|The importance of punctuation.
Image:The Perfect Woman.jpg|All they're good for
Image:Multi tasker.jpg|Demand your woman fuck on command, anytime, anywhere.
Image:Women-on-all-fours-as-cows.jpg
Image:Cccamfone.jpg|Black cock is an essential for whores
Image:Aspirations.jpg|A mouth is a terrible thing to waste.
Image:Homergina.jpg
Image:Women Whores.jpg
File:What Color Would You Reach.jpg
Image:Divine Proportions of Hypatia.jpg|God gave them titties to please us
Image:Shittylock.jpg
Image:Will fuck for shoes.jpg
Image:Will fuck for candy.jpg
Image:Daddy's money jailbait lesbian.jpg|How sexy
Image:Cam-Whore-Photo.jpg|Does sticking my a-cups out make me look any sexier?
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] knows what she wants
Image:Whore_-_Dirty_Whore.jpg|In Hollywood's despicable history, this was its most cynical moment.
Image:Whore_-_Storage_Unit_Prostitution.jpg
Image:Whore_-_Trespassers.jpg
Image:Whore_-_Unemployed_Pimp.jpg
Image:Whore_-_eCards_-_Dirty_Jobs.jpg
Image:Whore_-_5_Super_Neat_Ways_To_Use_A_Hooker.png
Image:Whore_-_Call_Heaven.jpg
Image:Whore_-_More_Loads_Than_A_Washing_Machine.jpg
File:Puregoodness.jpg|A quick lick, a suck and a thank you, then she's ready for her next client!
File:Slut Got Creamed.jpg
File:Diamonds.jpg
File:DawnsPlaceCreampie.gif
Image:Offended11.jpg|Whores ''love'' [[Shit|chocolate]]-covered [[dildos]].
</gallery>|color=black|border=pink}}

==Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|Whore quotes|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 100px;|font-weight: bold;|'''Request''': Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful ([[USI|spectacularly beautiful]]) [[16-year-old girl|25 year old girl]]. I’m [[No|articulate and classy]]. I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.|[http://howardlindzon.com/craigslist-meets-wallstreetclassic/ "Wife material" girl says it all]|'''Response 1''': Simply put, he says, she’s offering her looks and he’s offering his money. “But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!” She is, he says, “a depreciating asset” and adds that “a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.”|[http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2007/10/10/rich-banker-fires-back-at-gold-digger/ Moral: Date, don't marry.]|'''Response 2''':Don't spend extra on designer clothing (unless the piece is very special, pretty, or makes you look fantastic).|Tips on wasting [[money]] from "[http://www.ehow.com/how_5080992_marry-man-money.html How to Marry a Man with Money]"|'''Response 3''': i would love 2 marry a rich man lol not that i’m a gold digger or anything.|[http://www.43things.com/entries/view/1600746 If you don't like a word, redefine it!]|'''Response 4''': Does any woman ever set out to date a poor man? Of course not!|Marriage is "sacred" or a [http://www.forbes.com/2006/07/24/singles-dating-wealth-cx_lr_06singles_0725rich.html sophisticated con game]|''Hey /b/, My name is Khadija. I've got this huge problem. I can't seem to keep my legs closed. It's like every time a guy walks by, I have to pull down his pants and suck him off. It's horrible! I've had sex with many guys...I'm not sure how much longer my vag can take it. /b/ is there anything I can do about this? I may be a ticking AIDS bomb waiting to explode. They won't even let me into pools! When ever I get angry my vagina grows huge and pink like the incredible vaginal hulk!''|Unrelated Copypasta}}</center>
 
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==See Also==
[[File:Guardian problem page letter obese ugly old men sick fuck.png|thumb|500px|right|A typical female fantasy]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]
*[[Basic White Bitch]]
*[[Bitch]]
*[[Bitches and whores]]
*[[Booty Shaking]]
*[[Cocaine Babe]]
*[[College Sex Bloggers]]
*[[Cum slut]]
*[[Girl Drama]]
*[[Tease Pics]]
*[[ThotAudit|That Ho Owe Taxes]]

==External Links==
*[http://fap-roulette.com Fap Roulette]
*[http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526625&mc=7&forum_id=2 Bonnie Osgood]
*[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html Attempted Paternity Fraud Fail]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Subcultures]]
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Whore

2024-08-18T09:08:47Z

Tx2000: /* Gallery */

{{Notice|Protip: All women are whores}}

[[File:BBCWhores.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Old_Media|British Broadcasting Corporation]] declared 2014 the Year of the Whores.]]
[[image:We are what we eat.jpg|200px|right]]
A '''Whore''' (also known as a '''Slut''', or in modern slang, '''thot''') is a woman who spends more time with a dick inside her than making [[sammich|sammiches]]. While they usually demand [[prostitute|payment for their services]] (usually [[money]], [[crackwhore|drugs]], [[camwhore|items from their wishlist]], or [[Attention whore|attention]]), it's wise to remember the words of a much wiser man in that you are not paying them for sex but rather for them to leave when you are through because whores love the [[cock]] for itself and like any woman, they think you want to set up a house with them and listen as they go on endlessly about their hair or take them and their 6 kids in because you paid them a little bit of attention. Further more, thanks to the bullshit of [[feminists]], every other girl drinks [[semen]] for breakfast, an ironic feat given that they all say that they'd only fuck [[Porn star|porn-stars]], the [[rich and beautiful|richest]] 10%, Alexander Skarsgard, and [[dyke|each other]].

== Call Girl Versus Whore ==

In case you're confused on which word to use or which is which, just remember this short meme.

''"They're both prostitutes when you find them dead in an alleyway dumpster"''.

==Characteristics==
[[File:CrackWhoreSuckySucky.jpg|thumb|right|This is a prostitute, not a whore. She wants money for more [[drugs|blow]].]]
Whores come in all shapes and sizes, from the underdeveloped anorexic crackhead to the morbidly obese who are able to [[Octomom|shit out eight wastes of human resources in one go]].
*Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as [[prostitute]]s, namely [[STD]]s, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of [[pwnage]] from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke.
*Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're [[goth]], pay for too many visits to the tanning bed.
*Whores use cooking vanilla essence as perfume.
*Whores wear one-piece calf-length dresses made of stretchy fabric, that come off in a single motion or can easily be lifted up to the waist. They do not wear complex clothes or underwear with a load of straps, buckles, and buttons.
*Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later.
*Loose, sagging [[vagina]] is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a toaster in her [[panties]], she's definitely a whore.
*Whores are often fuckable in their [[Jailbait|teens]] but all of the STDs and unplanned pregnancies will catch up with them by their early 20s.
*In addition to semen, whores can survive off [[beer]] and other cheap alcoholic products because said beverages can often lead to "massive pounding" which is what all whores ultimately crave.
*Sporting tacky tattoos in the pelvic region, upper thigh, or [[Tramp stamp|lower back]]. If a girl in a bar asks you if you want to see her "tats" and there is no visible ink on her scantily-clad body, run away as fast as possible.

==Types==
<youtube width="300" height="270">-zmZfoMkVt8</youtube>
'''[[Attention whore]]''': Will suck cock for attention.
*'''[[16-year-old girl]]''': Usually pretending to be 20, to avoid getting banned from porn sites, will suck cock because their fathers never [[molested|loved]] them (often because their whore mothers divorced them when they got itchy for new cock), they are lonely, and need [[penises]] inside of them to get used to their future careers as prostitutes.
*'''[[Drama whore]]''': Will suck cock and become a [[lolcow]] for attention.
*'''[[Wikislut]]''': Will suck cock and edit [[TOW]] for attention.
*'''[[Scenewhore]]''': Will suck cock because their friends are doing it (i.e. to get her friends' attention).
*'''[[Skank]]''': Will suck cock if no one else is doing it (i.e. to be notable, as in, for attention).
'''[[Camwhore]]''': Will suck cock for items on their [[wishlist|wishlists]].
'''[[Cocktease]]''': Will say that she doesn't suck cock only to be lusted after more and have more cocks to suck. Cockteases are the biggest gold-digging sluts of all, as "saving their virginity for marriage" merely means commercializing it.
'''[[Comment whore]]''': Will suck cock for thumbs ups.

'''[[Crackwhore]]''': Will suck cock for [[drugs]], usually [[crack]], hence the name.

'''[[Fat whore]]''': Will suck cock for food, but not homeless unless it's [[Girlvinyl]]. If [[Girlvinyl]] then she will suck your dick and eat your ass for a meal and a couch to sleep on.

'''[[Hotard]]''': (''Ho'' + ''[[Retard|tard]]'') Will suck cock because they're stupid. Kind of a mystery why this is a category since ''all'' women are stupid and suck cock.

'''[[Gay|prostadude]]''': Remember that famale whore you picked up for $10 and you were so drunk you were convinced it was a chick until you went for a fingerdive and there was a [[dick]] in the way? Not to be confused with Thai ladyboys. Prostadudes look just as bad as that time you caught your dad in your mom's pant suit, beard and all.

'''[[Jew|Jewish Whore]]''' Surprisingly, no money is exchanged. They just like getting a [[orgasm|wet spot]] from watching a guy beg for it for 3 hours. Also, EVERY FUCKING WOMAN ON THE PLANET.

'''[[Prostatot]]''': Will suck cock because their daddy taught them and their mommy says they need the money.

'''[[Sellout]]''': Will suck cock for money (see: ''[[porn star]]'', ''[[prostitute]]'', and ''[[stripper]]'')

'''[[Tranny|Tranny Whore]]''': Will suck cock for hormones (see: [[Robert Wayne Stiles]], [[Chris Chan]] or [[Doopie DoOver]]).

'''[[Tara Strong]]''' see [[sellout]] but can also be a wrinkeled, old has been b list actor or voice actor that at their [[old|50th birthday]] get [[fake boobs]] and a [[face lift]] to try to show themselves as relevant and worthy of A list by promising sexual favors to [[autistic]] [[man child|man children]]. They achieve [[loser|real patheticness]] by making inane comments like how someone, probably an old [[nigger|Tuskegee Airman blind from syphilis]] confused them with a younger actor like Chloe Grace Moretz. It should be noted, even at his craziest, [[Tom Cruise]] has never gotten as pathetic as this. [[Mel Gibson]] on the other hand. . .

'''[[Faggot|Man Whore]]''': ''See video on the right''

'''Gypsy Hooker Whore''': ''Will suck cock for compliments, asspats, and attention. Enormous noses. Has a penchant for making shit jewellery, wearing awful dresses and turning up at fetes.''

'''[[Drunk Whore]]''': Drunk whores are usually better looking than what you can normally get, if it's a girl they're already out of your league and will have sex with anyone that's stupid enough to take them [[basement|home]] but when they wake up and realize
you are not very attractive or they notice your [[My Little Pony]] collection on your wall or your pink [[anime]] edition [[fleshlight]] on the nightstand they will claim rape and have you charged unless you buy them about 3 grams of that sweet, seeet [[heroin|china white]] or hand over your medicine cabinet if you have [[opiate|opiates]].

'''[[Your mom]]''' She has the virginity of every boy in a 10 mile radius from your house and when you go to sleep she and your sister scissor madly on the living room floor. Much like all the women you will meet, she won't touch you because of one excuse or another. Incest, yeah. That one will work.

==Trolling whores==
[[File:Woman elbowned.gif|thumb|The appropriate response towards meeting a whore]]
*Write her up on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Link your article to whore, [[cunt]], [[bitch]], and [[slut]] as many times as you can, even if the pipe [[random|makes no fucking sense]]. That way, everyone will know what a dirty whorecuntbitchslut she is. Remember, ''she's'' the one having all sort of [[bestiality|freaky sex]], ''you're'' the one who has [[No life|time to spare for the internet]].
*Hell, take it a step further and write the article [[LOL|as if the slut herself were a weird animal]], because sounding like a bad ripoff of ''National Geographic'' always brings [[lulz]].
*If you have their phone numbers, post them on [[Craigslist]] in the "casual encounters" section with a prurient ad and a sexy photo.
*[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/anna-nicole-smiths-family-lose-44m-claim-from-the-estate-of-her-late-billionaire-husband-j-howard-marshall-ii-9681692.html Be an 89-year-old billionaire, marry her for the sex, then leave her nothing in your will and make sure even her family don't get a goddam penny]
Be warned that the average whore can't tell a computer from a microwave oven, so it's unlikely she'll ever be able to figure out how to get online to refute you. Contact her friends, tell them about it and they'll show her.
{{clear}}

=='''Frank Miller'''==

If you followed one of the many piped refrences that accurately reference Frank Miller as a whore, all you need to know is that his best work is [[Batman|Batman Return of the Dark Knight]]. His art style looks a lot like something you'd be made to do in a Design 1 class with black contact paper. He is hated by women because every woman he ever created is a whore except Carrie Kelly and that didn't last long. [[Feminist|Feminists]] accuse him of being a whore who is only capable of catering to [[truth|typical male fantasies]] as a writer. He's called a whore by fans because, if something he has done is popular, you can expect [[at least 100]] sequels.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery of Whores|whoregallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Bouncing on back.gif
Image:GettinCaught.gif
File:Thousandcockstare.jpg|Thousand cock stare
Image:Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D.jpg
Image:Women are worthless 002.jpg|It's alright to whore your old lady out to your friends
Image:Lady J 4F poster.jpg|The 4F Rule applies to all categories of whores
Image:WhoaDaddy.jpg|State of the Art [[Cockmongler|cockmongling]] technology
Image:camwhore2.png|The cycle of /b/'s camwhores
Image:Blond Bimbo.jpg|A typical blond, slutty [[hotard]]
Image:LadyJmodel E Drama 2.jpg|Sluts love to pose
Image:Pussyfoodcorollary.jpg|The difference between what women think and what actually happens.
File:Whore panties mistake.jpg
File:Whore Settle Down.jpg|Average western woman in {{CURRENTYEAR}}
Image:Fixeddpunct.jpg|The importance of punctuation.
Image:The Perfect Woman.jpg|All they're good for
Image:Multi tasker.jpg|Demand your woman fuck on command, anytime, anywhere.
Image:Women-on-all-fours-as-cows.jpg
Image:Cccamfone.jpg|Black cock is an essential for whores
Image:Aspirations.jpg|A mouth is a terrible thing to waste.
Image:Homergina.jpg
Image:Women Whores.jpg
File:What Color Would You Reach.jpg
Image:Divine Proportions of Hypatia.jpg|God gave them titties to please us
Image:Shittylock.jpg
Image:Will fuck for shoes.jpg
Image:Will fuck for candy.jpg
Image:Daddy's money jailbait lesbian.jpg|How sexy
Image:Cam-Whore-Photo.jpg|Does sticking my a-cups out make me look any sexier?
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] knows what she wants
Image:Whore_-_Dirty_Whore.jpg|In Hollywood's despicable history, this was its most cynical moment.
Image:Whore_-_Storage_Unit_Prostitution.jpg
Image:Whore_-_Trespassers.jpg
Image:Whore_-_Unemployed_Pimp.jpg
Image:Whore_-_eCards_-_Dirty_Jobs.jpg
Image:Whore_-_5_Super_Neat_Ways_To_Use_A_Hooker.png
Image:Whore_-_Call_Heaven.jpg
Image:Whore_-_More_Loads_Than_A_Washing_Machine.jpg
File:Puregoodness.jpg|A quick lick, a suck and a thank you, then she's ready for her next client!
File:Slut Got Creamed.jpg
File:Diamonds.jpg
File:DawnsPlaceCreampie.gif
Image:Offended11.jpg|Whores ''love'' [[Shit|chocolate]]-covered [[dildos]].
</gallery>|color=black|border=pink}}

==Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|Whore quotes|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 100px;|font-weight: bold;|'''Request''': Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful ([[USI|spectacularly beautiful]]) [[16-year-old girl|25 year old girl]]. I’m [[No|articulate and classy]]. I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.|[http://howardlindzon.com/craigslist-meets-wallstreetclassic/ "Wife material" girl says it all]|'''Response 1''': Simply put, he says, she’s offering her looks and he’s offering his money. “But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!” She is, he says, “a depreciating asset” and adds that “a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.”|[http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2007/10/10/rich-banker-fires-back-at-gold-digger/ Moral: Date, don't marry.]|'''Response 2''':Don't spend extra on designer clothing (unless the piece is very special, pretty, or makes you look fantastic).|Tips on wasting [[money]] from "[http://www.ehow.com/how_5080992_marry-man-money.html How to Marry a Man with Money]"|'''Response 3''': i would love 2 marry a rich man lol not that i’m a gold digger or anything.|[http://www.43things.com/entries/view/1600746 If you don't like a word, redefine it!]|'''Response 4''': Does any woman ever set out to date a poor man? Of course not!|Marriage is "sacred" or a [http://www.forbes.com/2006/07/24/singles-dating-wealth-cx_lr_06singles_0725rich.html sophisticated con game]|''Hey /b/, My name is Khadija. I've got this huge problem. I can't seem to keep my legs closed. It's like every time a guy walks by, I have to pull down his pants and suck him off. It's horrible! I've had sex with many guys...I'm not sure how much longer my vag can take it. /b/ is there anything I can do about this? I may be a ticking AIDS bomb waiting to explode. They won't even let me into pools! When ever I get angry my vagina grows huge and pink like the incredible vaginal hulk!''|Unrelated Copypasta}}</center>
 
{{clear}}

==See Also==
[[File:Guardian problem page letter obese ugly old men sick fuck.png|thumb|500px|right|A typical female fantasy]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]
*[[Basic White Bitch]]
*[[Bitch]]
*[[Bitches and whores]]
*[[Booty Shaking]]
*[[Cocaine Babe]]
*[[College Sex Bloggers]]
*[[Cum slut]]
*[[Girl Drama]]
*[[Tease Pics]]
*[[ThotAudit|That Ho Owe Taxes]]

==External Links==
*[http://fap-roulette.com Fap Roulette]
*[http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526625&mc=7&forum_id=2 Bonnie Osgood]
*[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html Attempted Paternity Fraud Fail]
*[http://www.facebook.com/sara.frederick.98 Gangbang whore.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/randiepanda2393 Randie is Ann Arbor's biggest whore who loves threesomes, trains, gangbangs.]
*[http://http://www.meetme.com/randiesatanfrey Randie's meetme of being an attention whore and for threesome hook-ups and gangabangs, very lulzy.]
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[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Subcultures]]
{{Life}}
{{Whores}}

{{timeline|Article of the Now January 28 and 29, [[2024]]|[[Fishtank]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr]]}}

Face-painter

2024-08-18T09:06:47Z

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[[Image:Facepainting1.jpg|thumb|A "painted" picture. [[Hawt|Sexy]], [[amirite]]??]]
[[Image:Bukkake photo.gif|thumb|[[ZOMG]] [[fail|FACE-PAINTING IS AWESOME!]]]] A '''face-painter''' is an interesting sort of [[sick fuck]] that populates the [[MySpace]] of the [[internets]]. Face-painters are [[men]] who print womens' [[MySpace]] pics (nevar [[pr0n]]) and [[fap]] on them. Then they take pictures of the [[cum]] [[art]] and upload it onto MySpace. Apparently they get some sort of arousal out of this. In reality, they just have a [[fetish]] that resulted from [[basement dweller|not getting out enough]]. Normally (but not always) [[heterosexual]], face-painters range in age from [[Pedobear]] targets to Pedobear's parents. Most are [[fat]] and/or have small [[cock]]s. They never [[circle jerk|network]] and collaborate to produce even [[moar]] art.

==History==

Face-painting was discovered [[at least 100 years ago]] in ancient [[Japan]]. The practice spread throughout [[Asia]], though it is now uncommon among [[AZN]]s except [[IRL]]. In recent years, face-painting has become the favorite hobby of internet [[sick fuck]]s and [[13-year-old boy]]s alike. Today, a more innocent reason for face painting is ... simply having fun.

It is a common entertainment at county fairs, large open-air markets (especially in Europe and the Americas), and other locations [[Chris Hanson|where children and adolescents are]].

Face painting is very popular among children at theme parks, parties and festivals throughout the Western world. Though the majority of face painting is [[Pedobear |geared towards children]], many teenagers and adults enjoy being painted for special events.

Face painting (aka cum tributes) can be combined with other [[fetishes]] such as using a bra, pantyhose, shoes or panties when rubbing one out.
[[Image:Masturbater002.jpg|thumb|right|Practice, practice, practice.]]
[[Image:dumbasianbitchvivian.jpg|thumb|right|Even dumb [[Asian]] [[whore]] Vivian gets painted too.]]

[[Image:LadyJfantribute 1.jpg]] [[Image:LadyJfantribute 2.jpg]]

==How to Spot a Face-painter==
Commonly mistaken as [[bukkake]] which is usually practiced by black personz with [[white]][[women]], face-painting is every [[16-year-old girl]]'s biggest turn-on. The face-painter usually paints solo with his chosen photo. Face-painters may meet together to share their past artwork, and to create new paintings, but rarely do two "paint" on the same photo. Chris Crocker (right) is a fan of doing this to himself since nobody would go near that [[tranny]] sack of [[shit]]. [[Image:Ccfacepainting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris Crocker]] lieks to paint his face IRL.]][[Image:KellyRipa facepainting1.jpg|thumb|right|Celebs love face painting too.]]

On MySpace, Facebook, Flickr you can [[lurk moar]] until you find someone with a name liek "pic blaster" or "photo-cummer". They only add [[women]], which is [[unfunny|funny]] because everybody knows there are no real women on the internet. Just kidding. There are countless girls photos that just beg to be painted. Anyone who says they [[cum]] on pics is also a face-painter. Most of them add a lot of [[camwhore]]s, [[slut]]s, [[16-year-old girl]]s, [[trap]]s, MILFs, and the occasional [[loli]] or piece of [[jailbait]]. While face-painters consider their art to be [[porn|friendly fun]], the MySpace policia think it's their business to seek out face-painters and humiliate them.. Though facing the equivalent of [[fursecution]], face-painters have [[balls]] (unlike [[furry|furries]]), and thus survive the constant [[internet humanitarian]] attacks directed at them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowd29dOyh0&feature=related

Seinfeld face-painting.

==Celebrity Face-Painting==
Anyone is fair game for being face-painted. In fact most female celebs, whether they may be actresses, newsbabes, newsmakers or sports stars, know they have fap fans. Face-painting a photo is just the final tribute. There was a site called Got Cum? that featured celeb cum tributes daily. Unfortunately if closed down last year.

==Gallery==
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Image:Bitchcocked.jpg|Typical [[Azn]] [[attention whore]] helping getting the paint brush ready.
Image:swimsuit cum.jpg|Well at least your ready to go in the water to wash it off.
Image:Dress_cum.jpg|Sorry this time Kristen even formal dresses get cum stained
Image:Crystal_cries_rape_(5).jpg|[[Crystal Shinkle]] was painted.
Image:Facepainting2.jpg|MySpace: A place for face-painters.
Image:Facepainting3.jpg|IS THAT [[Loli|LOLI]]??
Image:Meredith Vieira facepainted01.jpg|Celeb newsbabe facepainting.
Image:Lena Chen Facial.jpg|[[Lena Chen]] painted by [[Patrick Hamm]] [[IRL]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:LadyJ poster96223323.jpg‎|Face painting is a great stress relief motivator.
Image:Facepainting4.jpg|Painted by a [[pedophile]].
Image:Facepainting5.jpg|She was [[asking for it]].
Image:Facepainting6.jpg|Even [[fat]] bitches get painted.
Image:Facepainting7.jpg|What is that [[woman]] doing out of the kitchen?!1
Image:Facepainting8.jpg|[[Art]] in its purest form.
Image:Facepainting9.jpg|GIMME [[MOAR]]
Image:Facepainting10.jpg|Face-painters are obviously [[desperate]].
Image:Facepainting11.jpg|Painting pictures is like having an [[imaginary girlfriend]] you see [[OL]].
Image:Paintedfeet.jpg|Someone has a foot [[fetish]].
Image:Facepainter1.jpg|A [[retard|typical face-painter]]. What a [[loser|pimp]].
Image:419141795 LadyJtribute 2.jpg|Lady J is an inexplicably popular choice.
Image:Facepainting 005.jpg|Full body painting.
Image:Tomfapping.gif|[[Tom Anderson]] is a face-painter.
Image:Irlfacepainting.jpg|[[IRL]] face-painting.
Image:PaintedFaces.jpg|[[You]] wish! From [[Wikipedia|WP]]'s ''Facepainting'' article.
Image:Susan_jizz.jpg|Poor [[Susan Boyle]]. Then again, that is the closest to [[cum]] she will ever get.
Image:Susan_jizz1.jpg|Moar Susan
Image:Susan_jizz2.jpg|Moar Susan
Image:Susan_jizz3.jpg|Moar Susan
Image:Jeanne Tripplehorn tribute.jpg|Waterworld actress face painted.
Image:Laura Prepon facepainted01.jpg|That 70's Show "Donna"
Image:Amyfurfaggot.jpg|[[furries|they]] infect everything
Image:NEEDSMOARPAINT.jpg|I can't believe it's not cum!
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== [http://www.CumOnPrintedPics.Com CumOnPrintedPics.Com] ==

[[File:Pedobear HD.png|thumb|right|250px|This site is Pedobear approved]]

[http://www.cumonprintedpics.com CumOnPrintedPics.Com] is your basic [[Pervert|Sick Fuck]] site on the [[internets]] that permeates from the stench of catering to every kind of depraved and debaucherous mindset that has gotten a thrill from throwing change on the ground just so they can look up a [[Loli|Teen-aged girl's]] skirt. 

As its name suggests, the site is populated and for those few [[Avant-garde]] styled degenerates that believe that they are somehow being edgy or setting the next great trend in [[You|Lonely Man]] porn by scouring the [[internets]] and focusing on sites like [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] for those near-porn pics of [[whore|slutty teenage girls]] that are [[Asking for it|begging for attention]] by posting pics of themselves in their classiest g-string and thigh high boots or by focusing on a popular, favorite celebrity and honoring both of them with a [[Cum tribute]] because they think they're cute.

Trust us. After one visit you will want to replace your ''Visine'' with [[Nick Simmons|Bleach]]. 

=== [http://gallery.cumonprintedpics.com The Gallery] ===

[[Image:Bukkake photo.gif|thumb|right|250px|Just like you with a Wal-Mart underwear ad]]

[[Image:Laura Prepon facepainted01.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]

The gallery pretty much consits of pictures of [[Loli|Underaged Girls]], Celebrities, the [[Twitter]] whore begging for attention and just about anyone that these [[retard|fuck wits]] would like to cum on or in but have been reduced to squirting on printed pics downloaded from the [[internets]] because they have a [[Micropenis|small dick]], perfermance anxiety, a [[autistic|social anxiety disorder]] that keeps them hidden away in their basement or trouble talking to a [[woman|girl]]. 

The gallery consits of 3 types of bahaviours. There's the before and after pics where a poster puts up a ''"Clean"'' pic of a celebrity or someone they like and next to it they have their ''"[[Cum|Painted]]"'' pic that either does or doesn't include their tiny, little [[penis|prick]] in the picture. This is usually followed by a flood of posts from all 10 members where they look to reinforce the [[pervert|''"Artist's"'']] sexually by telling him what a [[Man]] he is because he [[cum|came]] so hard on the pic. This gets followed by the ''"Artist"'' giving the obligatory 3 or 4 posts where he claims how he would have [[fuck]]ed the girl so hard and wrecked her [[vagina|vadge]] if he had actually fucked her.

The second type is the [[Loli|Underaged girl]]. This usually consits of a pretty tame picture of a cute, young girl dressed decently or in a socially acceptable bathing suit. Probably because they are afraid of getting taken away in the [[FBI|Party Van]], there is no second picture. What usually occurs with this pic is these [[Internet tough guy|Tough guys]] brag about how they came buckets on her pic or how they would fuck her like a ''"REAL MAN"'' would. 

The final part is the request. This is where one of the site's many sick fucks posts a pic of a girl, either a celebrity or a girl they found on [[Facebook]] or [[Twitter]], and ask the site to honor her with a '''21 Cum Salute''' where all the users cum on her pic and post it. 

=== [http://www.cumonprintedpics.com Forums] ===

[[File:COPP Sickoos123.png|thumb|right|250px]]

[[File:Sickfuck on skype123.png|thumb|right|250px|Is this your average sick fuck or is it THE MAN???]]

Their forums work like any '''CHAN''' site and is composed of sick fucks, failures as men and those worthless piles of shit that are soon to be or already are registered sex offenders and have to spend every [[Halloween]] at their local [[Pig|Police Station]] watching movies about a stalker that goes around cutting up baby-setters. 

Most posts on this site's forums are from one-eyed, chronic masturbaters that buy petroleum jelly in bulk for the free spatula begging for porn or requesting fakes made of their favorite celebrity because the [[STD|Syphilis]] has burned away the parts of their brain responsable for imagination and they have a bad need to fire off a couple knuckle babies in this person's tribute. The enterprising Photoshop artist can also be found here, because wherever there are people begging for pictures, there will also be people offering them for a price. 

As this site is mostly populated by your basic [[pervert|baby rapists]] along with all other kinds of poisoned minds, the forum looks to serve as a form of debased group therapy where all kinds of sick fucks get together and try to rationalize their deviant behaviours and broken moralities. 

Most arguments consist of the basic intro-level, college arguments that [[Americunt|America]] is still trapped in its Victorian mentality and that's why they're persecuted for their sexual appetites. The favored argument on the forums is that children are sexual creatures and are sexually curious as young as 3. When it comes to this argument, they will actually defend the same Victorian ideals they earlier criticised by arguing that during the Victorian Period girls as young as 12 were having sex and it wasn't uncommon for men like Lewiss Carroll to have a young girl for a companion that was used like a [[Realdoll|Fuck toy]]. 

Some people also theorize that since this site's forums is populated [[Star Wars|by a wretched hive of scum and villainy]] that that guy [[You]] made friends with and are getting the [[shit|sick shit]] from is probably from the [[FBI]]. 

We already know you're going and there is no way we can talk you out of it so have fun coming up with an excuse when [[Your Mom]] asks about this site when she finds it on your browsing history. 

==See Also==

*[[Bukkake]]
*[[Bukkake Milk]]
*[[Cum]]
*[[Cum collector]]
*[[Fap]]
*[[I Came]]
*[[Jizztini]]
*[[Patrick Hamm]]
*[[The Money Shot]]

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Fellatio

2024-08-18T09:04:11Z

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{{spoiler|Switzerland is getting [http://www.thelocal.ch/20160623/geneva-to-get-cafe-fellatio-by-end-of-year blowjob cafés]}}

[[Image:Fellatio animated sketch.gif|left]]
[[Image:006-3-dildo-monster.jpg|thumb|Might need a few moar mouths for this one.]]

{{quote2|I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
|J. Edgar Hoover - FBI's director}}

{{Quote|A blowjob isn't with your mouth. It's with your heart. Now get on your knees and put that heart to work|[[South Park]]}}

The opposite of [[anal sex]]. Fellatio is a Latin word which means "the act of [[cockmongler|sucking cock]]". [[Your Mom]] does this ''really well'', but your dad needs more practice.

It's also A character in William [[Shakespeare]]'s ''The Tempest''. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).

[[Texas]] [[Republican]]s have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.

Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think ''long and hard'' on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:

{{quote|Once a dick has been sucked, it cannot be un-sucked. The person having sucked said dick will forever be left with the stigma of having a dick in, and around, their mouth. Furthermore, common knowledge of this dick sucking incident will result in future ridicule and perhaps complete alienation from ones social community. Due to this permanent nature of dick sucking, the decision to suck and/or lick a dick must not be taken lightly.
|[http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_unsuck_a_penis It's true]}}

[[Image:Loveisinthemouth.jpg|thumb|Nothing but pure love.]]

== Technique ==

''Explanations on how to get head—written by an [[expert]]!''

# Get her really drunk
# [[????]]
# [[Profit|Get her to suck your dick]]!

[[File:SuckItBiatch.jpg|thumb|A truly master.]]

'''The Variation''', popular with [[self injury]] folk:

# While she is sucking, tell her that you will [[rape]] her.
# She will at this point bite your penis off.
# [[Fail|Awesome!]].

=== Gay head ===

Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the [[ass]], so [[you|gay men]] don't have many options to choose from.

=== Autofellatio ===

{{Main|Auto-fellatio}}

What [[you]] tried every day as a kid. Auto-fellatio is hard to describe, but [http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml How to Suck Your Own Dick] gives a good guide. Also [[TOW]] has a [[Wikipedia:File:Autofellation drawing 2.svg|nice image]][[Media:Autofellation_drawing_2.svg.png|[1]]] of it and [[Wikipedia:Autofellatio#Physical aspects|info on its feasibility]]—further proving that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]].

== Slang ==

[[Image:Cooldudeirl2.jpg|thumb|Getting a blowjob is also known as "Cash"]]

''Fellatio is the medical term—what are kids using on the street?''

* [[Lulz]]ing balls
* Becoming [[rich and beautiful]]
* Getting your dick sucked by your mom you fucking [[fruit]]
* [[Chookling]] mah [[13-year-old boy|playmates]] (see [[Didaskalos]])
* Drinking from the [[Cock|Garden Hose]]
* Sucking Sausage
* "[[:Image:Cooldudeirl.jpg|Shit was SO cash]]"

== Benefits for Women ==

Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for [[fat]] chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the [[Clinton]] Administration. For [[anorexic]] girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.

== Video ==

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== Galleries ==

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File:Cucumber Fellatio.jpg|Jack (played by Jimmy Kimmel) and Janet fellate a cucumber in this remake of Three's Company.
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File:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
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File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
File:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
File:Monkeywiener.jpg|Animals do it [[Daft Punk|harder, better, faster, stronger]].
File:Sick_grandma_sex.jpg|[[lemon party|Grandma NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]
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File:CrackgivinHead.jpg|Crack 'head'
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File:Epic_bj.jpg|AND she doesn't have any teeth!!
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File:Blowjob.jpg|'''BLOWJORB'''
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File:Crosseyebj.jpg|Cock eyed redefined
File:Cocknose.jpg|Forcing [[retard]]s into oral isn't [[doing it wrong|wrong]] in some [[Israel|countries]].
File:Dalefellatio.png|[[King of the Hill]] [[doing it wrong|DOING IT WRONG]].
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File:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
File:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [[b/|/b/]])
File:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
File:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
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File:Oldboys.jpg|[[Lemon party]]
File:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
File:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
File:Horny Panties.PNG|That's one pair of horny underpants.
File:Mouth fuck robot.jpg|Hey Ladies!
File:Blowjobs prevent cancer.jpg|[[Some argue]] that [[fact|swallowing may prevent breast cancer.]]
File:Zangiefcum.JPG|Looks like Zangief can't swallow ''all'' of that.
File:Pixelblowjob.jpg|You go girl!
File:stg.jpg|Complete with squarish cum. See: [[Gloom]]
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File:Blow_Job_-_Climbing_The_Corporate_Ladder.jpg|Climbing the corporate ladder.
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File:Suckskull.gif|This is what's really going on during a blowjob.
File:Bite-dick blood.jpg|Fellatio [[doing it wrong|done wrong]].
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File:Jihad Continues.gif|Delicious!
File:Gooeybj.gif|Some are [[milk|gooier]] than others.
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File:Mouth Cum.gif|Textbook example of '''The Volcano'''.
File:Fake Cum.gif|DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
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