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TSSZ

2024-06-28T22:32:12Z

TidalWave:

* it shut down lol
[[Image:TristanHolyshit.jpg|thumb|Tristan's just found his next story, guys!]]'''TSSZ''', or ''The Super Sonic Zone'' (I'm not even making that shit up, the name is actually that gay...) is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] news website. It is the hard work of [[furry]] [[weeaboo]] [[faggot]] Tristan Oliver, who's list of accomplishments include.... well, nothing. Oliver, whose surname is just so masculine that it oozes chest hair, started the site when he was 13 years old. Not much has improved in his life, while arranging a new form of [[furfag|journalism]]. He is a renowned [[internet tough guy]] and an insignificant human being. A pathetic, [[basement-dwelling]] [[ginger]].

In 2020, the website was shut down after Tristan made some [https://kotaku.com/sonic-fan-site-closes-after-21-years-over-very-bad-blac-1843836953 dumb tweet] about [[Black Lives Matter]], [[autism|unironically comparing Sonic getting arrested in a videogame to black people getting killed]]. When numerous people pointed out how retarded the tweet was, Tristan got embarassed and shut the site down. A good example of why videogame nerds should refrain from talking about pressing matters.

==A JOURNALIST'S ASSAULT ON THE NEWS==

[[Image:Parrotta catherine.jpg|left|thumb|Totally worth a beatdown, right? ALT TITLE: I'D HIT THAT]]The truth is, however, Oliver isn't his surname, but rather Bresnen. Why the change? In order to hide a news article about him beating the shit out of some woman:

{{quote|1=Bresnen was suspended last July for assaulting defendant Catherine Parrotta, a senior broadcast journalism major, and a companion while they dined in a local Bennigan's restaurant.|2=[http://media.www.berkeleybeacon.com/media/storage/paper169/news/2007/03/29/News/Bresnen.Suit.Dismissed-2812818.shtml Berkeley Beacon, 03/29/07]}}

After being suspended for the assault, Tristan sued his college's broadcast program for doing the absolutely-normal-at-any-place practice of using his SUPER SPECIAL EXPLOSIVE GRAPHICS even though he was kicked out of school. The court's response? lol, no.

Catherine Parrotta went on after the incident to become a successful anchorwoman at a CBS affiliate. Tristan went on to write IN-DEPTH EXPOSES on Sonic the Hedgehog websites.

==FIRST @ TSSZ ==

[[Image:Tssz-3b.png|thumb|FIRST@TSSZzzzzzz.....|left]][[Image:Tssz-3.png|thumb|Moar excremental newz @ TSSZ|right]]The concept of "First @ TSSZ" is a common lul around the furries and weeaboos who still haunt Sonic the Hedgehog communities. Often reporting on forum drama, [[flame wars]], and other shit anyone over the age of 11 doesn't care about. "First @ TSSZ" is interchangeable with "First Pasted @ TSSZ." Often times Tristan Luliver will take things from various forums and claim them as his own. Such things as leaked game shots, release dates, and furfag porn.

[[Image:Oliver_and_company.jpg|thumb|Sonic isn't Oliver's only relation to furry faggotry]][[Image:Olivertwist2.jpg|thumb|Oliver the faghog using speedboost]]
 

==Journalistic integrity.==

TSSZ Prides itself in what it views as journalistic integrity. Unfortunately, these words are about as foreign to the site's administrator as bathing & sexual relations. Call him "tabloid" and he'll shit a brick, despite him being a trolling, tabloid fuckstick. TSSZ will report on things such as:

<center><gallery>
Image:Tssz-4.png|Nipples in Sonic Games
Image:Tssz-5.png|Toothbrushes
Image:Tssz-1.png|FORUM DRAMA.
</gallery></center>

And furry faggotry. 

When he's not digging for boring Sonic news, Oliver is making sure to fill the rest in with useless fluff. For example, an article about SEGA changing Sonic's eyes to green could easily spawn a 6-page borefest on the genetics of eye color.

[[Image:Tsszcocks.png|FIRST@TSSZ|center]]
 

==I'LL SUE YOU IN ENGLAND==

As mentioned before, Tristan loves to sue people for no good reason. He threatens all those in opposition of him with lawsuits that would be laughed out of court. People who talk shit about him ON THE INTERNET get threatened for "libel" regardless of what that word actually means. To Tristan, this whole page is "libel."

Oh hey I just got sued.

Oh hey I just won.
==THE FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT==

Tristan considers his reporting actual press. The fuck? He has had gay sex with the entire bill of rights but considers the first amendment the best because he got a [[facial]]. The other amendments don't play that shit. One time, he was such a douchebag that a site blocked him from viewing it so that he would leave them the fuck alone and get on with their discussions about a motherfucking blue hedgehog. Though websites are privately owned and people can do whatever the fuck they want because they own them, Tristan bled out his vagina and wrote [[9000]] persuasive essays about how the first amendment was important or some shit like that. Is this bullshit necessary?
{{quote|1=Spitting in the face of the First Amendment and other freedoms the press enjoys around the world, [sonic site] administrator [some person who you don't care about], along with forum administrator [another person you don't care about], launched an effort to deny this reporter and this site from fairly covering affairs regarding [sonic site] by blocking access to the site's main pages.|2=Tristan, being an asshole over a bunch of unimportant shit. Fix the economy, douchebag.}}
I think that he needs to be reminded that he runs a site about a character that has been irrelevant for more than a decade.

==Tristan knows that he reports on nothing important and that he's a huge troll faggot==

One day on a lame Sonic forum known as "Sonic Eats Rings," Tristan was trying to recruit idiots into reporting on the San Diego Comic Con for him.
{{quote|1=If anyone here *is* going to the Comic Con and would be willing to do some writeups for me for the big gaming news site on what's going on with Sega's booth...I would be very happy.

Plus, it ensures no fan drama news for at least a couple of days. That can't be a bad thing.|2=Tristan, owning himself at [http://soniceatsrings.com/index.php?topic=5193.msg87568#msg87568 Sonic Eats Rings].}}

When there's no important Sonic news to report on, Tristan admits to willingly digging up garbage at Sonic fan forums to start shit and passing it off as "news" to fill the "void." He is a glorified troll and should die or at least get laid. Actually forget that, hes already proven he sucks with women. Just have him die.

[[Image:tsszphishing-1.jpg|right|thumb|Sonic fans organize to hack other Sonic fans. It's like shitting in a puddle of puke]]

==UH OH! I'M ON ED. BETTER CREATE DURRRRSTRACTIONZ==

The day after appearing on ED, the Bresnen bear posted lulz claiming the people who created this page are trying to hax0r you. Be careful. Sonic fans might have your password!

==UH OH! I'M ON ED. BETTER BLANK THE PAGE==

On July 22nd, Tristan [[User:TSSZNews|made a profile on ED]], brilliantly named "TSSZNews." He was banned for trying to blank this page. What a dumb motherfucker (except that he wouldn't fuck ''his'' mother, because he has said before that his mother beat him relentlessly).

== Sonmanic @ TssZ News Exclusive =Slow News Day ==

For the past couple of weeks, the [[fail|epic visionary]] [[Sonmanic]], has found a soapbox in Tristan @ TSSZ with which to air his dirty diapers. As of this post, the grand total of articles is at four: [http://www.tssznews.com/2009/10/26/sonic-fan-film-production-ceased-until-further-notice/ One]celebrating Kuta's latest "BRB quit fandom" post (along with a hilarious attempt at trying to raise an army to delete his ED page), [http://www.tssznews.com/2009/10/28/exclusive-kuta-says-harassment-not-legal-hurdles-derailed-fan-film/ and another where he explains a 15 year old kid's calls made him quit.] The latest two are about[http://www.tssznews.com/2009/11/04/soj-call-in-seeking-kuta-movie-approval-planned some] [[harassment|call-in]] effort of one of the AB's minions and [http://www.tssznews.com/2009/11/09/sonic-stadium-bans-fan-film-discussion/ forum drama] relating to another Sonic forum being fed up with Kuta's movie and threatening to rock out teh banhammer if mentioned. [[Lulz]] broke out for the latter given that Tristan resorted to pointing out that the admin responsible for the threat, Roarz/Roary Raccoon was a raging [[truth|hard gay furry]] despite the fact that Kuta has a tendency towards annoying folks about his shit wherever he may go.

<gallery>
Image:Sonmanic-ultimatum.png|Aww. It thinks it has a personal army.
Image:Sonmanic_Shit_Phoenix.png|Ego inflated due to soapbox.
Image:Kutamakessense.JPG|Probably the only time this AB/baby fur has made sense.
</gallery>

== I DID NOT ASSAULT HER IN BENNIGAN'S! I DID NOT!! ==

[[Image:dicks.png|thumb|dicks|left]][[Image:assaultbennigans.png|thumb|I DID NOT!!|right]][[Image:Sonic News is SRS BSNS.png|thumb|Tristan's response|right]][[Image:dicks2.png|thumb|The door is wide open.|left]]On September 28, someone hacked (yet again) into TSSZ. This time the attack is twofold: The original hacker breaks things down clear to the [[Wordpress]] login, and a second person installs a new version of Wordpress on the site (an option left wide open by the original hacker), giving it the classy title of "dicks." Meanwhile the main page pops up with a screenshot from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_%28film%29 The Room] with the caption "I Did Not Assault Her In Bennigan's! I DID NOT!"

=== ALL Email DOX ===

Later that day all of Tristan Bresnen's email got leaked including messages about court orders in regards to him [[rape|stalking]] various women. [http://www.2shared.com/file/aIWStC7e/20100928.html] And here is a copy of the website SQL database with all of the user's personal information and password hashes [http://www.2shared.com/file/EVhegsHH/scenetssznewscom.html]

 

==Gallery of Douchebaggery==

<gallery>
Image:TristanForecast.png|Tristan tried the weather once. Also sucked.
Image:TristanStrongvoice.jpg|Tristan has the voice of an 11-year old girl
Image:TristanEmo.jpg|Headshot for furry social network sites
Image:TristanEmo2.jpg|MOPE SOME MORE FAGGOT
Image:TristanFootbawl.jpg|A waste of a human being
Image:TristanFootbawl2.jpg|Comparing Tristan to T.O. is like comparing vaginal secretion to gold
Image:TristanWhat.jpg|Tristan likes 'em chunky
Image:JosephCarey.jpg|Tristan as he appeared as an extra on Star Terk: Voyager
</gallery>
 
[[Image:Writtenpermission.png|oops|center]]
<center>'''OOPS.'''</center>

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TSSZ

2024-06-28T22:26:45Z

TidalWave:

* it shut down lol
[[Image:TristanHolyshit.jpg|thumb|Tristan's just found his next story, guys!]]'''TSSZ''', or ''The Super Sonic Zone'' (I'm not even making that shit up, the name is actually that gay...) is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] news website. It is the hard work of [[furry]] [[weeaboo]] [[faggot]] Tristan Oliver, who's list of accomplishments include.... well, nothing. Oliver, whose surname is just so masculine that it oozes chest hair, started the site when he was 13 years old. Not much has improved in his life, while arranging a new form of [[furfag|journalism]]. He is a renowned [[internet tough guy]] and an insignificant human being. A pathetic, [[basement-dwelling]] [[ginger]].

In 2020, the website was shut down after Tristan made some goofy tweet about [[Black Lives Matter]], [[autism|unironically comparing Sonic getting arrested in a videogame to black people getting killed]]. When numerous people pointed out how retarded the tweet was, Tristan got embarassed and shut the site down. A good example of why videogame nerds should refrain from talking about pressing matters.

==A JOURNALIST'S ASSAULT ON THE NEWS==

[[Image:Parrotta catherine.jpg|left|thumb|Totally worth a beatdown, right? ALT TITLE: I'D HIT THAT]]The truth is, however, Oliver isn't his surname, but rather Bresnen. Why the change? In order to hide a news article about him beating the shit out of some woman:

{{quote|1=Bresnen was suspended last July for assaulting defendant Catherine Parrotta, a senior broadcast journalism major, and a companion while they dined in a local Bennigan's restaurant.|2=[http://media.www.berkeleybeacon.com/media/storage/paper169/news/2007/03/29/News/Bresnen.Suit.Dismissed-2812818.shtml Berkeley Beacon, 03/29/07]}}

After being suspended for the assault, Tristan sued his college's broadcast program for doing the absolutely-normal-at-any-place practice of using his SUPER SPECIAL EXPLOSIVE GRAPHICS even though he was kicked out of school. The court's response? lol, no.

Catherine Parrotta went on after the incident to become a successful anchorwoman at a CBS affiliate. Tristan went on to write IN-DEPTH EXPOSES on Sonic the Hedgehog websites.

==FIRST @ TSSZ ==

[[Image:Tssz-3b.png|thumb|FIRST@TSSZzzzzzz.....|left]][[Image:Tssz-3.png|thumb|Moar excremental newz @ TSSZ|right]]The concept of "First @ TSSZ" is a common lul around the furries and weeaboos who still haunt Sonic the Hedgehog communities. Often reporting on forum drama, [[flame wars]], and other shit anyone over the age of 11 doesn't care about. "First @ TSSZ" is interchangeable with "First Pasted @ TSSZ." Often times Tristan Luliver will take things from various forums and claim them as his own. Such things as leaked game shots, release dates, and furfag porn.

[[Image:Oliver_and_company.jpg|thumb|Sonic isn't Oliver's only relation to furry faggotry]][[Image:Olivertwist2.jpg|thumb|Oliver the faghog using speedboost]]
 

==Journalistic integrity.==

TSSZ Prides itself in what it views as journalistic integrity. Unfortunately, these words are about as foreign to the site's administrator as bathing & sexual relations. Call him "tabloid" and he'll shit a brick, despite him being a trolling, tabloid fuckstick. TSSZ will report on things such as:

<center><gallery>
Image:Tssz-4.png|Nipples in Sonic Games
Image:Tssz-5.png|Toothbrushes
Image:Tssz-1.png|FORUM DRAMA.
</gallery></center>

And furry faggotry. 

When he's not digging for boring Sonic news, Oliver is making sure to fill the rest in with useless fluff. For example, an article about SEGA changing Sonic's eyes to green could easily spawn a 6-page borefest on the genetics of eye color.

[[Image:Tsszcocks.png|FIRST@TSSZ|center]]
 

==I'LL SUE YOU IN ENGLAND==

As mentioned before, Tristan loves to sue people for no good reason. He threatens all those in opposition of him with lawsuits that would be laughed out of court. People who talk shit about him ON THE INTERNET get threatened for "libel" regardless of what that word actually means. To Tristan, this whole page is "libel."

Oh hey I just got sued.

Oh hey I just won.
==THE FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT==

Tristan considers his reporting actual press. The fuck? He has had gay sex with the entire bill of rights but considers the first amendment the best because he got a [[facial]]. The other amendments don't play that shit. One time, he was such a douchebag that a site blocked him from viewing it so that he would leave them the fuck alone and get on with their discussions about a motherfucking blue hedgehog. Though websites are privately owned and people can do whatever the fuck they want because they own them, Tristan bled out his vagina and wrote [[9000]] persuasive essays about how the first amendment was important or some shit like that. Is this bullshit necessary?
{{quote|1=Spitting in the face of the First Amendment and other freedoms the press enjoys around the world, [sonic site] administrator [some person who you don't care about], along with forum administrator [another person you don't care about], launched an effort to deny this reporter and this site from fairly covering affairs regarding [sonic site] by blocking access to the site's main pages.|2=Tristan, being an asshole over a bunch of unimportant shit. Fix the economy, douchebag.}}
I think that he needs to be reminded that he runs a site about a character that has been irrelevant for more than a decade.

==Tristan knows that he reports on nothing important and that he's a huge troll faggot==

One day on a lame Sonic forum known as "Sonic Eats Rings," Tristan was trying to recruit idiots into reporting on the San Diego Comic Con for him.
{{quote|1=If anyone here *is* going to the Comic Con and would be willing to do some writeups for me for the big gaming news site on what's going on with Sega's booth...I would be very happy.

Plus, it ensures no fan drama news for at least a couple of days. That can't be a bad thing.|2=Tristan, owning himself at [http://soniceatsrings.com/index.php?topic=5193.msg87568#msg87568 Sonic Eats Rings].}}

When there's no important Sonic news to report on, Tristan admits to willingly digging up garbage at Sonic fan forums to start shit and passing it off as "news" to fill the "void." He is a glorified troll and should die or at least get laid. Actually forget that, hes already proven he sucks with women. Just have him die.

[[Image:tsszphishing-1.jpg|right|thumb|Sonic fans organize to hack other Sonic fans. It's like shitting in a puddle of puke]]

==UH OH! I'M ON ED. BETTER CREATE DURRRRSTRACTIONZ==

The day after appearing on ED, the Bresnen bear posted lulz claiming the people who created this page are trying to hax0r you. Be careful. Sonic fans might have your password!

==UH OH! I'M ON ED. BETTER BLANK THE PAGE==

On July 22nd, Tristan [[User:TSSZNews|made a profile on ED]], brilliantly named "TSSZNews." He was banned for trying to blank this page. What a dumb motherfucker (except that he wouldn't fuck ''his'' mother, because he has said before that his mother beat him relentlessly).

== Sonmanic @ TssZ News Exclusive =Slow News Day ==

For the past couple of weeks, the [[fail|epic visionary]] [[Sonmanic]], has found a soapbox in Tristan @ TSSZ with which to air his dirty diapers. As of this post, the grand total of articles is at four: [http://www.tssznews.com/2009/10/26/sonic-fan-film-production-ceased-until-further-notice/ One]celebrating Kuta's latest "BRB quit fandom" post (along with a hilarious attempt at trying to raise an army to delete his ED page), [http://www.tssznews.com/2009/10/28/exclusive-kuta-says-harassment-not-legal-hurdles-derailed-fan-film/ and another where he explains a 15 year old kid's calls made him quit.] The latest two are about[http://www.tssznews.com/2009/11/04/soj-call-in-seeking-kuta-movie-approval-planned some] [[harassment|call-in]] effort of one of the AB's minions and [http://www.tssznews.com/2009/11/09/sonic-stadium-bans-fan-film-discussion/ forum drama] relating to another Sonic forum being fed up with Kuta's movie and threatening to rock out teh banhammer if mentioned. [[Lulz]] broke out for the latter given that Tristan resorted to pointing out that the admin responsible for the threat, Roarz/Roary Raccoon was a raging [[truth|hard gay furry]] despite the fact that Kuta has a tendency towards annoying folks about his shit wherever he may go.

<gallery>
Image:Sonmanic-ultimatum.png|Aww. It thinks it has a personal army.
Image:Sonmanic_Shit_Phoenix.png|Ego inflated due to soapbox.
Image:Kutamakessense.JPG|Probably the only time this AB/baby fur has made sense.
</gallery>

== I DID NOT ASSAULT HER IN BENNIGAN'S! I DID NOT!! ==

[[Image:dicks.png|thumb|dicks|left]][[Image:assaultbennigans.png|thumb|I DID NOT!!|right]][[Image:Sonic News is SRS BSNS.png|thumb|Tristan's response|right]][[Image:dicks2.png|thumb|The door is wide open.|left]]On September 28, someone hacked (yet again) into TSSZ. This time the attack is twofold: The original hacker breaks things down clear to the [[Wordpress]] login, and a second person installs a new version of Wordpress on the site (an option left wide open by the original hacker), giving it the classy title of "dicks." Meanwhile the main page pops up with a screenshot from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_%28film%29 The Room] with the caption "I Did Not Assault Her In Bennigan's! I DID NOT!"

=== ALL Email DOX ===

Later that day all of Tristan Bresnen's email got leaked including messages about court orders in regards to him [[rape|stalking]] various women. [http://www.2shared.com/file/aIWStC7e/20100928.html] And here is a copy of the website SQL database with all of the user's personal information and password hashes [http://www.2shared.com/file/EVhegsHH/scenetssznewscom.html]

 

==Gallery of Douchebaggery==

<gallery>
Image:TristanForecast.png|Tristan tried the weather once. Also sucked.
Image:TristanStrongvoice.jpg|Tristan has the voice of an 11-year old girl
Image:TristanEmo.jpg|Headshot for furry social network sites
Image:TristanEmo2.jpg|MOPE SOME MORE FAGGOT
Image:TristanFootbawl.jpg|A waste of a human being
Image:TristanFootbawl2.jpg|Comparing Tristan to T.O. is like comparing vaginal secretion to gold
Image:TristanWhat.jpg|Tristan likes 'em chunky
Image:JosephCarey.jpg|Tristan as he appeared as an extra on Star Terk: Voyager
</gallery>
 
[[Image:Writtenpermission.png|oops|center]]
<center>'''OOPS.'''</center>

{{SonicFags}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Sites]]

Sonic CulT

2024-06-28T22:20:01Z

TidalWave: /* PACHUKA */

{{breakingnews|'''[[7chan|Sazpaimon]] killed Sonic CulT and it's gone for good'''}}

[[File:Soniccult_logo_amy.png|thumb|The Sonic CulT logo.|right]]Sonic CulT was what you would get if you threw elitism, self-loathing, and [[furry|furfaggotry]] into a blender. It was the best source of faggy Sonic kids recoloring avatars. The userbase consisted of angsty [[teenager]]s that constantly bitched about how much [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonic]] sucks now ([[b|not realizing that he always did]]) and a bunch of oldbies that bitched about how their community had gone down the shitter -- you can see the same pattern of self-loathing in [[4chan]]'s /b/ board. Acting like a Tough Guy Gangsta was also a requirement for joining; as most of the board still seemed to be following to role model of convicted rapist PACHUKA. The Sonic CulT community mainly focused on hacking the [[Sega_Genesis|Genesis]] Sonic games and making the newer ones bearable to play. The veteran hackers of the site have all either left or are waiting around for the next [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Sonic 2 Beta]] to be found. The site was well known for organized attacks on other furfag sites such as the [[Tssz]], Sonic Stuff Research Group, Sonic Fan Games HQ, Sonic Retro, and [[The Moogle Cavern]]. Also notable occasions were being cent cease & desist letters from [[SEGA]] for leaking games, in-fighting with it's own community, and generally looking like a [[Web_1.0|web 1.0 disasterfuck]]. The current owner of the site is Sazpaimon, although the site has been dead for a decade.

==Creation==
Sonic CulT (With a capital T on the end so it matches to logo giez) was created in 1999 to answer tha age old question, What came first: Sonic the Hedgehog or creepy weeaboos drawing art of dickgirl Amy fucking Sonic in the ass. It was a collection of stolen materials from various other websites. Basically an early Wikipedia for creepy people. At it's height it was the #2 result for Sonic the Hedgehog on most search engines, which goes to show how terrible Sonic websites are in general. Stealing small parts from other sites proved to be profitable, as [[Adblock|ad banners]] went up right away. The forum opened in 2001, giving the weeaboo fans a place to trade pictures of furry ass fisting and illegal copied software.

==PACHUKA==
[[Image:Dearholyfuck.jpg|thumb|PACHUKA was well-known for his Dorothy fetish.|right]]The original owner of Sonic CulT was PACHUKA (Also known as RealaNightmaren), who was notorious for trolling other Sonic sites. He was also an actual pedophile and child monster who raped multiple underage girls. His first conviction came in 2001 and incarcerated for sometime. In 2005, he was arrested and imprisoned for [https://web.archive.org/web/20050306014032/https://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/show_story.php?id=832 sexually assaulting] [[Jailbait|a 15 year old girl]]. Beware of any edits he's made to this page to remove this damning info.

==Scarredsun==
Scarredsun was the second owner, buying the website for $500 in a scam auction. After a few weeks of fucking the site up, it was given back to PACHUKA for no cost, effectively meaning he rented the site out to a moron for a month. Scarredsun eventually would go on to clone the site and call it Sonic Retro.

==Sazpaimon==
Sazpaimon is the third owner, stealing the site from PACHUKA while he was doing [[Anal_rape|hard time in the slammer]]. Sazpaimon effectively restructured the site to being uglier and less functional, and changed the forum software so many times people had to go elsewhere to post their fan art of Shadow the Hedgehog assfucking a clone of himself with his dickfingers.

==s0nicfreak==
[[Image:s0nicfreak_auction_post.png|thumb|s0nicfreak's failed attempt to sell her panties.|right]][[Image:s0nicfreak_daughter_yujinaka.jpg|thumb|Part of the birth certificate.|right]]
s0nicfreak was a girl that ran a torrent site that was forcibly removed by the [[MPAA]]. She then fled to [[Mexico]] and started [[Camwhore|camwhoring]] on the forums in response to many [[Cunt|clitpixplz]] requests. To make money while hiding in Mexico, she started an [http://forums.sonic-cult.org/index.php?showtopic=1520 auction] on the site for her used panties, which ended poorly. She was then forced to [[whore]] money off her boyfriend. (As a side note, the auction was not the first time she attempted to whore herself for money.

She eventually got [[pregnant|knocked up]] and promised the members of the forums that she would name her child after Yuji Naka, the lead programmer for the Genesis (Megadrive for you eurofags) Sonic games. [[Noone]] believed she'd be fucking [[retarded|stupid]] enough to do it, so she wasn't paid much attention. When she finally did have the baby, she actually went through with it and made her newborn daughter's first name Yujinaka.

Naming her first-born child after a mediocre gaming icon is not the only instance of her creepy obsession. She also had Yuji Naka's name [http://forumsx.sonic-cult.org/index.php?showtopic=1239793 tattooed on her hand]. 

<h3>boobpixfur10bux</h3>
The auction for panties was not the first time that s0nicfreak tried to whore herself for money. Back in 2004, she tried to get people to give her money for [Tits|shitty low-res nudepix]. Needless to say on a site full of creepy furfags, she got the money before the end of the day.

==Wetflame==
[[File:wetflame_trap_close.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. - Wetflame|right]]
[[Wetflame]] was a tranny/stalker/faggot/trap/troll who went from creepy to insanely creepy in a few years. His Buffalo Bill conversion was nearly complete when he earned the banhammer. Was known for stalking other forum members, going as far as to send them packages and call them until they were forced to change their phone numbers.

[[Image:Ryoga_Masaki.jpg‎|thumb|Another winner.|right]]

==Ryoga Masaki==

Ryoga Masaki is a babyfur, diaperfetish, brony, weeaboo, and general faggot. He was well known for his extremely disgusting and creepy behaviour. He was also well known for hiding [[CP|images of a certain nature]] on his personal server.

[[Image:Cryomancer_Lightguns.jpg|thumb|Ladies hold your orgasms! - Cryomancer|right]]

==Cryomancer==

Cryomancer was a huge, round, fat man with little to no sex appeal. He was well known for his love of light guns and McDonalds. May or may not like dicks in his holes.

[[Image:culty_bunch.jpg|thumb|What a gorgeous group of people.|right]]

==Other Members==
:Borisz - Another admin. He's from Hungary, which isn't even locatable on a map, and is therefore most likely a [[communism|communist]].
:IUG - Anti-social [[cunt]]. Bans all new members upon first forum post.
:Kojichao - Fan artist/Canadian.
:Beta - Second in charge, making him a [[Shit|huge #2]]

==The Sonic X-treme Hoax==
Sonic [[EXTREME|X-treme]] was a shitty game that was scheduled to be released on the [[Shit|Sega Saturn]], but Sega, already on a [[Suicide|suicidal]] downward spiral, decided not to release a game featuring their mascot on their flagship console even though it was well on its way to completion. Because the game was unreleased, most of the site's [[Basement_dweller|members]] would smash their own [[Cock|dicks]] with a hammer just to get a chance to play it.

One member put up a torrent for a fake ISO of a beta version of Sonic X-treme a few days before [[April Fool's Day]], one of the people who worked on the actual game, released some game footage to make the hoax seem more legitimate. Apparently the whole fucking website was ignorant of the upcoming holiday and thus went [[apeshit]] over the discovery. When it was revealed that it was all just a hoax, the entire community felt so [[butthurt]] that some began questioning their personal views of [[Virgin|reality]] itself.

==X-CulT==
Even the Sonic community had grown tired of Sonic, and, thus, [http://xcult.org/ X-CulT] was born. X-CulT was created for [[Ebaumsworld|stealing shit]], hacking and researching any game that isn't Sonic-related since the members of the forums needed something to do since nobody that remembers the Genesis gives a fuck about Sonic games anymore. Some of the games covered in X-CulT include:
*[[Battletoads|Earthbound]]
*[[Battletoads|Goldeneye 64]]
*[[Battletoads|Super Mario Bros. 3]]
*[[Battletoads|Super Metroid]]
*and [[Battletoads|Viewtiful Joe]]

==Mitsuharu Takura==

Japanese faggot and English butchering Jap was another fun addition to the circus shitshow of morons. Author of Furry Bomb, a collection of images of Sonic fucking pretty much everyone in his franchise. Scanned uploads of his books caused him much butthurt, going as far as to threaten to quit drawing creepy fan art of Sonic fucking Tails in his asshole.

<h3>Email Exchange</h3>

From: Mitsuharu Takura Sent: Fri Mar 02 17:07:30 2007
Subject: Quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinsies!!
This e-mail from JAPAN. I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site. Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!". Want you to upload Furry Bombs. Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies. If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.

Response to email: (Mitsuharu Takura's comments are in ''italics''.)

Alright so let me break this down

''This e-mail from JAPAN.''

'''Holy shit an email from JAPAN. This deserves special attention!'''

''I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site.''

'''I'm sorry, I can't control it if all your doujin pages feel like uploading themselves. Maybe you should train them better. Your friends seem like they enjoy teaching you things. Maybe they can teach you how to properly train doujin pages!'''

''Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!".''

'''Oh that's okay then, we're only uploading them not copying and scanning them. I thought we were doing something we weren't supposed to do. Phew!'''

''Want you to upload Furry Bombs.''

'''Way ahead of you.'''

''Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies.''

'''..but...you just said...Oh whatever'''

''If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.''

'''That's okay then, most of the characters are [[pedo|underage]], that means you can keep on drawing them. Can't wait to see Furry Bomb #6

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] [[Otaku|community]] takes a trip to [[bantown]]==

The [[FBI|pigs]] have simultaneously [[Last_measure|shut down]] CultNET effectively killing [[7chan]], Sonic CulT, S2Beta, reportedly for [[CP|child porn]] on the [[b/|/b/]] section of the 7chan. Obviously a [[republican]] [[KKK]] [[conspiracy]]. The [[FBI|coppers]] have reportedly [[raped|hired]] [[Computer_Science_III|Mike Sandy]], the renowned [[hacker|haxxxxor]] from the village of black person. Also apparently the entire CultNet, which hosts the aforementioned [[shit|sites]], is down. [[fucking|Fucking]] [[pwned]] [[fags|guys]].

==External Links==
* [https://www.resetera.com/threads/sonic-cult-shuts-down.37952/ Sonic CulT is officially dead]
* [http://www.sonic-cult.org Sonic CulT] 
* [https://archive.is/0BTIt s0nicfreak's tattoos] 
* [http://www.x-cult.org/newegg/games/1041/PARTY_HARD/ Proof that Sonic CulT/X-Cult is made up of furries].

{{SonicFags}}
{{furfaggotry}}
{{gaming}}
{{sites}}

[[Category:2004]]

Sonic CulT

2024-06-28T22:14:52Z

TidalWave: /* PACHUKA */

{{breakingnews|'''[[7chan|Sazpaimon]] killed Sonic CulT and it's gone for good'''}}

[[File:Soniccult_logo_amy.png|thumb|The Sonic CulT logo.|right]]Sonic CulT was what you would get if you threw elitism, self-loathing, and [[furry|furfaggotry]] into a blender. It was the best source of faggy Sonic kids recoloring avatars. The userbase consisted of angsty [[teenager]]s that constantly bitched about how much [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonic]] sucks now ([[b|not realizing that he always did]]) and a bunch of oldbies that bitched about how their community had gone down the shitter -- you can see the same pattern of self-loathing in [[4chan]]'s /b/ board. Acting like a Tough Guy Gangsta was also a requirement for joining; as most of the board still seemed to be following to role model of convicted rapist PACHUKA. The Sonic CulT community mainly focused on hacking the [[Sega_Genesis|Genesis]] Sonic games and making the newer ones bearable to play. The veteran hackers of the site have all either left or are waiting around for the next [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Sonic 2 Beta]] to be found. The site was well known for organized attacks on other furfag sites such as the [[Tssz]], Sonic Stuff Research Group, Sonic Fan Games HQ, Sonic Retro, and [[The Moogle Cavern]]. Also notable occasions were being cent cease & desist letters from [[SEGA]] for leaking games, in-fighting with it's own community, and generally looking like a [[Web_1.0|web 1.0 disasterfuck]]. The current owner of the site is Sazpaimon, although the site has been dead for a decade.

==Creation==
Sonic CulT (With a capital T on the end so it matches to logo giez) was created in 1999 to answer tha age old question, What came first: Sonic the Hedgehog or creepy weeaboos drawing art of dickgirl Amy fucking Sonic in the ass. It was a collection of stolen materials from various other websites. Basically an early Wikipedia for creepy people. At it's height it was the #2 result for Sonic the Hedgehog on most search engines, which goes to show how terrible Sonic websites are in general. Stealing small parts from other sites proved to be profitable, as [[Adblock|ad banners]] went up right away. The forum opened in 2001, giving the weeaboo fans a place to trade pictures of furry ass fisting and illegal copied software.

==PACHUKA==
[[Image:Dearholyfuck.jpg|thumb|PACHUKA was well-known for his Dorothy fetish.|right]]The original owner of Sonic CulT was PACHUKA (Also known as RealaNightmaren), who was notorious for trolling other Sonic sites. In 2005, he was arrested and imprisoned for [https://web.archive.org/web/20050306014032/https://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/show_story.php?id=832 sexually assaulting] [[Jailbait|a 15 year old girl]] (and this wasn't his first time doing something like this, as he was convicted in 2001 for raping a minor).

. Before he left, he was notorious for trolling the fuck out of the owners of other Sonic sites, most notably Andy Wolan of Emulation Zone, who at one point actually threatened to sue PACHUKA for causing him so much stress that he started bleeding out of his anus. (Note: This is true, not clever ED satire)

==Scarredsun==
Scarredsun was the second owner, buying the website for $500 in a scam auction. After a few weeks of fucking the site up, it was given back to PACHUKA for no cost, effectively meaning he rented the site out to a moron for a month. Scarredsun eventually would go on to clone the site and call it Sonic Retro.

==Sazpaimon==
Sazpaimon is the third owner, stealing the site from PACHUKA while he was doing [[Anal_rape|hard time in the slammer]]. Sazpaimon effectively restructured the site to being uglier and less functional, and changed the forum software so many times people had to go elsewhere to post their fan art of Shadow the Hedgehog assfucking a clone of himself with his dickfingers.

==s0nicfreak==
[[Image:s0nicfreak_auction_post.png|thumb|s0nicfreak's failed attempt to sell her panties.|right]][[Image:s0nicfreak_daughter_yujinaka.jpg|thumb|Part of the birth certificate.|right]]
s0nicfreak was a girl that ran a torrent site that was forcibly removed by the [[MPAA]]. She then fled to [[Mexico]] and started [[Camwhore|camwhoring]] on the forums in response to many [[Cunt|clitpixplz]] requests. To make money while hiding in Mexico, she started an [http://forums.sonic-cult.org/index.php?showtopic=1520 auction] on the site for her used panties, which ended poorly. She was then forced to [[whore]] money off her boyfriend. (As a side note, the auction was not the first time she attempted to whore herself for money.

She eventually got [[pregnant|knocked up]] and promised the members of the forums that she would name her child after Yuji Naka, the lead programmer for the Genesis (Megadrive for you eurofags) Sonic games. [[Noone]] believed she'd be fucking [[retarded|stupid]] enough to do it, so she wasn't paid much attention. When she finally did have the baby, she actually went through with it and made her newborn daughter's first name Yujinaka.

Naming her first-born child after a mediocre gaming icon is not the only instance of her creepy obsession. She also had Yuji Naka's name [http://forumsx.sonic-cult.org/index.php?showtopic=1239793 tattooed on her hand]. 

<h3>boobpixfur10bux</h3>
The auction for panties was not the first time that s0nicfreak tried to whore herself for money. Back in 2004, she tried to get people to give her money for [Tits|shitty low-res nudepix]. Needless to say on a site full of creepy furfags, she got the money before the end of the day.

==Wetflame==
[[File:wetflame_trap_close.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. - Wetflame|right]]
[[Wetflame]] was a tranny/stalker/faggot/trap/troll who went from creepy to insanely creepy in a few years. His Buffalo Bill conversion was nearly complete when he earned the banhammer. Was known for stalking other forum members, going as far as to send them packages and call them until they were forced to change their phone numbers.

[[Image:Ryoga_Masaki.jpg‎|thumb|Another winner.|right]]

==Ryoga Masaki==

Ryoga Masaki is a babyfur, diaperfetish, brony, weeaboo, and general faggot. He was well known for his extremely disgusting and creepy behaviour. He was also well known for hiding [[CP|images of a certain nature]] on his personal server.

[[Image:Cryomancer_Lightguns.jpg|thumb|Ladies hold your orgasms! - Cryomancer|right]]

==Cryomancer==

Cryomancer was a huge, round, fat man with little to no sex appeal. He was well known for his love of light guns and McDonalds. May or may not like dicks in his holes.

[[Image:culty_bunch.jpg|thumb|What a gorgeous group of people.|right]]

==Other Members==
:Borisz - Another admin. He's from Hungary, which isn't even locatable on a map, and is therefore most likely a [[communism|communist]].
:IUG - Anti-social [[cunt]]. Bans all new members upon first forum post.
:Kojichao - Fan artist/Canadian.
:Beta - Second in charge, making him a [[Shit|huge #2]]

==The Sonic X-treme Hoax==
Sonic [[EXTREME|X-treme]] was a shitty game that was scheduled to be released on the [[Shit|Sega Saturn]], but Sega, already on a [[Suicide|suicidal]] downward spiral, decided not to release a game featuring their mascot on their flagship console even though it was well on its way to completion. Because the game was unreleased, most of the site's [[Basement_dweller|members]] would smash their own [[Cock|dicks]] with a hammer just to get a chance to play it.

One member put up a torrent for a fake ISO of a beta version of Sonic X-treme a few days before [[April Fool's Day]], one of the people who worked on the actual game, released some game footage to make the hoax seem more legitimate. Apparently the whole fucking website was ignorant of the upcoming holiday and thus went [[apeshit]] over the discovery. When it was revealed that it was all just a hoax, the entire community felt so [[butthurt]] that some began questioning their personal views of [[Virgin|reality]] itself.

==X-CulT==
Even the Sonic community had grown tired of Sonic, and, thus, [http://xcult.org/ X-CulT] was born. X-CulT was created for [[Ebaumsworld|stealing shit]], hacking and researching any game that isn't Sonic-related since the members of the forums needed something to do since nobody that remembers the Genesis gives a fuck about Sonic games anymore. Some of the games covered in X-CulT include:
*[[Battletoads|Earthbound]]
*[[Battletoads|Goldeneye 64]]
*[[Battletoads|Super Mario Bros. 3]]
*[[Battletoads|Super Metroid]]
*and [[Battletoads|Viewtiful Joe]]

==Mitsuharu Takura==

Japanese faggot and English butchering Jap was another fun addition to the circus shitshow of morons. Author of Furry Bomb, a collection of images of Sonic fucking pretty much everyone in his franchise. Scanned uploads of his books caused him much butthurt, going as far as to threaten to quit drawing creepy fan art of Sonic fucking Tails in his asshole.

<h3>Email Exchange</h3>

From: Mitsuharu Takura Sent: Fri Mar 02 17:07:30 2007
Subject: Quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinsies!!
This e-mail from JAPAN. I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site. Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!". Want you to upload Furry Bombs. Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies. If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.

Response to email: (Mitsuharu Takura's comments are in ''italics''.)

Alright so let me break this down

''This e-mail from JAPAN.''

'''Holy shit an email from JAPAN. This deserves special attention!'''

''I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site.''

'''I'm sorry, I can't control it if all your doujin pages feel like uploading themselves. Maybe you should train them better. Your friends seem like they enjoy teaching you things. Maybe they can teach you how to properly train doujin pages!'''

''Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!".''

'''Oh that's okay then, we're only uploading them not copying and scanning them. I thought we were doing something we weren't supposed to do. Phew!'''

''Want you to upload Furry Bombs.''

'''Way ahead of you.'''

''Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies.''

'''..but...you just said...Oh whatever'''

''If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.''

'''That's okay then, most of the characters are [[pedo|underage]], that means you can keep on drawing them. Can't wait to see Furry Bomb #6

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] [[Otaku|community]] takes a trip to [[bantown]]==

The [[FBI|pigs]] have simultaneously [[Last_measure|shut down]] CultNET effectively killing [[7chan]], Sonic CulT, S2Beta, reportedly for [[CP|child porn]] on the [[b/|/b/]] section of the 7chan. Obviously a [[republican]] [[KKK]] [[conspiracy]]. The [[FBI|coppers]] have reportedly [[raped|hired]] [[Computer_Science_III|Mike Sandy]], the renowned [[hacker|haxxxxor]] from the village of black person. Also apparently the entire CultNet, which hosts the aforementioned [[shit|sites]], is down. [[fucking|Fucking]] [[pwned]] [[fags|guys]].

==External Links==
* [https://www.resetera.com/threads/sonic-cult-shuts-down.37952/ Sonic CulT is officially dead]
* [http://www.sonic-cult.org Sonic CulT] 
* [https://archive.is/0BTIt s0nicfreak's tattoos] 
* [http://www.x-cult.org/newegg/games/1041/PARTY_HARD/ Proof that Sonic CulT/X-Cult is made up of furries].

{{SonicFags}}
{{furfaggotry}}
{{gaming}}
{{sites}}

[[Category:2004]]

Sonic CulT

2024-06-28T22:09:24Z

TidalWave: /* PACHUKA */ Pachuka was arrested for SEXUALLY ASSAULTING a 15 year old girl. For some reason, the news story link mentioning he had a prior 2001 conviction was removed, as was Pachuka's letter from prison explaining his side of the story. I'm guessing Pachuka himself edited this page to remove the incriminating stuff? Anyway, it's all relevant info and there's no reason to protect Pachuka when he's an actual child predator

{{breakingnews|'''[[7chan|Sazpaimon]] killed Sonic CulT and it's gone for good'''}}

[[File:Soniccult_logo_amy.png|thumb|The Sonic CulT logo.|right]]Sonic CulT was what you would get if you threw elitism, self-loathing, and [[furry|furfaggotry]] into a blender. It was the best source of faggy Sonic kids recoloring avatars. The userbase consisted of angsty [[teenager]]s that constantly bitched about how much [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonic]] sucks now ([[b|not realizing that he always did]]) and a bunch of oldbies that bitched about how their community had gone down the shitter -- you can see the same pattern of self-loathing in [[4chan]]'s /b/ board. Acting like a Tough Guy Gangsta was also a requirement for joining; as most of the board still seemed to be following to role model of convicted rapist PACHUKA. The Sonic CulT community mainly focused on hacking the [[Sega_Genesis|Genesis]] Sonic games and making the newer ones bearable to play. The veteran hackers of the site have all either left or are waiting around for the next [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Sonic 2 Beta]] to be found. The site was well known for organized attacks on other furfag sites such as the [[Tssz]], Sonic Stuff Research Group, Sonic Fan Games HQ, Sonic Retro, and [[The Moogle Cavern]]. Also notable occasions were being cent cease & desist letters from [[SEGA]] for leaking games, in-fighting with it's own community, and generally looking like a [[Web_1.0|web 1.0 disasterfuck]]. The current owner of the site is Sazpaimon, although the site has been dead for a decade.

==Creation==
Sonic CulT (With a capital T on the end so it matches to logo giez) was created in 1999 to answer tha age old question, What came first: Sonic the Hedgehog or creepy weeaboos drawing art of dickgirl Amy fucking Sonic in the ass. It was a collection of stolen materials from various other websites. Basically an early Wikipedia for creepy people. At it's height it was the #2 result for Sonic the Hedgehog on most search engines, which goes to show how terrible Sonic websites are in general. Stealing small parts from other sites proved to be profitable, as [[Adblock|ad banners]] went up right away. The forum opened in 2001, giving the weeaboo fans a place to trade pictures of furry ass fisting and illegal copied software.

==PACHUKA==
[[Image:Dearholyfuck.jpg|thumb|PACHUKA was well-known for his Dorothy fetish.|right]]The original owner of Sonic CulT was PACHUKA (Also known as RealaNightmaren) up until he got arrested and thrown in jail for the second time for [https://web.archive.org/web/20050306014032/https://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/show_story.php?id=832 sexually assaulting] [[Jailbait|15-year-old girl]]. Before he left, he was notorious for trolling the fuck out of the owners of other Sonic sites, most notably Andy Wolan of Emulation Zone, who at one point actually threatened to sue PACHUKA for causing him so much stress that he started bleeding out of his anus. (Note: This is true, not clever ED satire)

==Scarredsun==
Scarredsun was the second owner, buying the website for $500 in a scam auction. After a few weeks of fucking the site up, it was given back to PACHUKA for no cost, effectively meaning he rented the site out to a moron for a month. Scarredsun eventually would go on to clone the site and call it Sonic Retro.

==Sazpaimon==
Sazpaimon is the third owner, stealing the site from PACHUKA while he was doing [[Anal_rape|hard time in the slammer]]. Sazpaimon effectively restructured the site to being uglier and less functional, and changed the forum software so many times people had to go elsewhere to post their fan art of Shadow the Hedgehog assfucking a clone of himself with his dickfingers.

==s0nicfreak==
[[Image:s0nicfreak_auction_post.png|thumb|s0nicfreak's failed attempt to sell her panties.|right]][[Image:s0nicfreak_daughter_yujinaka.jpg|thumb|Part of the birth certificate.|right]]
s0nicfreak was a girl that ran a torrent site that was forcibly removed by the [[MPAA]]. She then fled to [[Mexico]] and started [[Camwhore|camwhoring]] on the forums in response to many [[Cunt|clitpixplz]] requests. To make money while hiding in Mexico, she started an [http://forums.sonic-cult.org/index.php?showtopic=1520 auction] on the site for her used panties, which ended poorly. She was then forced to [[whore]] money off her boyfriend. (As a side note, the auction was not the first time she attempted to whore herself for money.

She eventually got [[pregnant|knocked up]] and promised the members of the forums that she would name her child after Yuji Naka, the lead programmer for the Genesis (Megadrive for you eurofags) Sonic games. [[Noone]] believed she'd be fucking [[retarded|stupid]] enough to do it, so she wasn't paid much attention. When she finally did have the baby, she actually went through with it and made her newborn daughter's first name Yujinaka.

Naming her first-born child after a mediocre gaming icon is not the only instance of her creepy obsession. She also had Yuji Naka's name [http://forumsx.sonic-cult.org/index.php?showtopic=1239793 tattooed on her hand]. 

<h3>boobpixfur10bux</h3>
The auction for panties was not the first time that s0nicfreak tried to whore herself for money. Back in 2004, she tried to get people to give her money for [Tits|shitty low-res nudepix]. Needless to say on a site full of creepy furfags, she got the money before the end of the day.

==Wetflame==
[[File:wetflame_trap_close.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. - Wetflame|right]]
[[Wetflame]] was a tranny/stalker/faggot/trap/troll who went from creepy to insanely creepy in a few years. His Buffalo Bill conversion was nearly complete when he earned the banhammer. Was known for stalking other forum members, going as far as to send them packages and call them until they were forced to change their phone numbers.

[[Image:Ryoga_Masaki.jpg‎|thumb|Another winner.|right]]

==Ryoga Masaki==

Ryoga Masaki is a babyfur, diaperfetish, brony, weeaboo, and general faggot. He was well known for his extremely disgusting and creepy behaviour. He was also well known for hiding [[CP|images of a certain nature]] on his personal server.

[[Image:Cryomancer_Lightguns.jpg|thumb|Ladies hold your orgasms! - Cryomancer|right]]

==Cryomancer==

Cryomancer was a huge, round, fat man with little to no sex appeal. He was well known for his love of light guns and McDonalds. May or may not like dicks in his holes.

[[Image:culty_bunch.jpg|thumb|What a gorgeous group of people.|right]]

==Other Members==
:Borisz - Another admin. He's from Hungary, which isn't even locatable on a map, and is therefore most likely a [[communism|communist]].
:IUG - Anti-social [[cunt]]. Bans all new members upon first forum post.
:Kojichao - Fan artist/Canadian.
:Beta - Second in charge, making him a [[Shit|huge #2]]

==The Sonic X-treme Hoax==
Sonic [[EXTREME|X-treme]] was a shitty game that was scheduled to be released on the [[Shit|Sega Saturn]], but Sega, already on a [[Suicide|suicidal]] downward spiral, decided not to release a game featuring their mascot on their flagship console even though it was well on its way to completion. Because the game was unreleased, most of the site's [[Basement_dweller|members]] would smash their own [[Cock|dicks]] with a hammer just to get a chance to play it.

One member put up a torrent for a fake ISO of a beta version of Sonic X-treme a few days before [[April Fool's Day]], one of the people who worked on the actual game, released some game footage to make the hoax seem more legitimate. Apparently the whole fucking website was ignorant of the upcoming holiday and thus went [[apeshit]] over the discovery. When it was revealed that it was all just a hoax, the entire community felt so [[butthurt]] that some began questioning their personal views of [[Virgin|reality]] itself.

==X-CulT==
Even the Sonic community had grown tired of Sonic, and, thus, [http://xcult.org/ X-CulT] was born. X-CulT was created for [[Ebaumsworld|stealing shit]], hacking and researching any game that isn't Sonic-related since the members of the forums needed something to do since nobody that remembers the Genesis gives a fuck about Sonic games anymore. Some of the games covered in X-CulT include:
*[[Battletoads|Earthbound]]
*[[Battletoads|Goldeneye 64]]
*[[Battletoads|Super Mario Bros. 3]]
*[[Battletoads|Super Metroid]]
*and [[Battletoads|Viewtiful Joe]]

==Mitsuharu Takura==

Japanese faggot and English butchering Jap was another fun addition to the circus shitshow of morons. Author of Furry Bomb, a collection of images of Sonic fucking pretty much everyone in his franchise. Scanned uploads of his books caused him much butthurt, going as far as to threaten to quit drawing creepy fan art of Sonic fucking Tails in his asshole.

<h3>Email Exchange</h3>

From: Mitsuharu Takura Sent: Fri Mar 02 17:07:30 2007
Subject: Quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinsies!!
This e-mail from JAPAN. I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site. Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!". Want you to upload Furry Bombs. Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies. If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.

Response to email: (Mitsuharu Takura's comments are in ''italics''.)

Alright so let me break this down

''This e-mail from JAPAN.''

'''Holy shit an email from JAPAN. This deserves special attention!'''

''I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site.''

'''I'm sorry, I can't control it if all your doujin pages feel like uploading themselves. Maybe you should train them better. Your friends seem like they enjoy teaching you things. Maybe they can teach you how to properly train doujin pages!'''

''Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!".''

'''Oh that's okay then, we're only uploading them not copying and scanning them. I thought we were doing something we weren't supposed to do. Phew!'''

''Want you to upload Furry Bombs.''

'''Way ahead of you.'''

''Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies.''

'''..but...you just said...Oh whatever'''

''If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.''

'''That's okay then, most of the characters are [[pedo|underage]], that means you can keep on drawing them. Can't wait to see Furry Bomb #6

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] [[Otaku|community]] takes a trip to [[bantown]]==

The [[FBI|pigs]] have simultaneously [[Last_measure|shut down]] CultNET effectively killing [[7chan]], Sonic CulT, S2Beta, reportedly for [[CP|child porn]] on the [[b/|/b/]] section of the 7chan. Obviously a [[republican]] [[KKK]] [[conspiracy]]. The [[FBI|coppers]] have reportedly [[raped|hired]] [[Computer_Science_III|Mike Sandy]], the renowned [[hacker|haxxxxor]] from the village of black person. Also apparently the entire CultNet, which hosts the aforementioned [[shit|sites]], is down. [[fucking|Fucking]] [[pwned]] [[fags|guys]].

==External Links==
* [https://www.resetera.com/threads/sonic-cult-shuts-down.37952/ Sonic CulT is officially dead]
* [http://www.sonic-cult.org Sonic CulT] 
* [https://archive.is/0BTIt s0nicfreak's tattoos] 
* [http://www.x-cult.org/newegg/games/1041/PARTY_HARD/ Proof that Sonic CulT/X-Cult is made up of furries].

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