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The Fourteen Words

2025-06-09T00:06:17Z

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[[File:Rip-david-lane-14-words.jpg|thumb|right|David Lane (1938 - 2007), the man behind the words, and a true patriot.]]
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[[File:Allgier.jpg|thumb|right|[[Curtis Allgier|Average Fourteen Words fan]]]]
'''The Fourteen Words''', penned by known [[Racist|badass]] and [[Jewish]] [[propaganda]] silencer David Lane{{Nazi}}, are as follows:

:''We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.''

It is a [[white nationalist]] saying, which warns against mating with subhumans like [[blacks]], [[hispanics]] and especially [[Jews]] (thus polluting the white gene pool), as well as encouraging the [[White people|white race]] to continuously better itself and maintain its [[Wiggers|proud culture]] and [[White Devils#History|history]].

It is also the 14 in '''''14'''/88''. The ''88'' being '''Heil Hitler''', H being the 8th letter of the alphabet.

The Fourteen Words were created by legendary [[Neo-Nazi]] [[Wikipedia:David Eden Lane|David Lane]] [[At least 100 years ago]]. He allegedly stole the phrase from [[Mein Kampf]] after [[Fail|failing to come up with anything original]]. He would later do something [[Lies|totally original]] later, however, killing some [[kike]] radio host [[Wikipedia:Alan Berg|Alan Berg]]. Unfortunately, he and his [[White devil|White Saviour]] accomplice were too stupid to get away and got v& for [[Over 9000]] years. Despite Lane probably finding the slogan on a shitty subreddit, it spread rapidly among Neon-Nazis even without teh internetz, and [[Some argue|allegedly]] inspired several other retards to fight for the Aryan race, which, as we all know, [[Fact|is currently being genocided by teh Jooz]]

==Supporters==
*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Griffin]]
*[[Andrew Anglin]]
*[[Wade Michael Page]]
*[[Dylann Storm Roof]]
*[[Robert Gregory Bowers]]
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
==Related Articles==
*[[Nazi]] - 14/88
*[[Hitler]] - 88
*[[White Nationalism]]
*[[Mein Kampf]]
*[[Stormfront]]
*[[Alt-right]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/individual/david-lane The Southern Poverty Law Center] {{archive|iXQiZ}}
*[http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/14-words.html Anti-Defamation League] {{archive|9SCg6}}
*{{RWlink|Fourteen_Words|Fourteen Words}} {{archive|pfzQf|(archive)}}
*[https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t420259/ Stormfront is on the case]

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2025

2025-06-07T18:19:23Z

ThermitePries: Added June 2025 section. Added Operation Spiders web and the Elon-Trump feud.

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'''2025''' is [[the current year]], and it might usher in a new era of lulz due to [[The Donald]]'s [[Project 2025|second inauguration]]. But don't be too optimistic.

Need a recap of what happened [[2024|last year]]? We've got you covered.

==January==
[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb|2025 starts off with a boom!]]
*1st
**[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] kills 15 people and injures over 36 more in a car attack in New Orleans.
**A second mass shooting in [[Montenegro]] occurs, a man named [[Aco Martinović]] ([[Moonspeak|Ацо Мартиновић]] in Mount Niggerish) rages over a bar brawl and goes amok, killing 13 people and injuring 3 others before an heroing.
**[[Matthew Livelsberger]] blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
*2nd - Ten people are injured in yet '''ANOTHER''' fucking shooting.
*7th - [[2025 Los Angeles Fires|California wildfires occur]].
*16th
**[[Nintendo]] announces the [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] 2.
**David Lynch dies.
*19th - [[TikTok]] gets banned in the US, causing severe butthurt from [[chronically online]] [[16-year-old girls]] for less than a day before being unbanned.
*20th
**The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
**A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the [[Zizian]] murder cult.
*21st - A ski resort fire in [[Türkiye]] removes [[Win|78]] kebabs{{Muslim}}.
*22nd - Another [[Sharty]]-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named [[Solomon Henderson]]. [[Ryan Palmeter]] is rolling in his grave.
*29th - In [[Washington, D.C.|America's capital city]], a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator {{wikilink|2025_Potomac_River_mid-air_collision|collides with a commercial passenger airplane}}. 67 die and [[Epic Win|there are no survivors.]]

==February==
* 1st - [[Black History Month]] begins.
* 4th - [[Rickard Andersson]], a 35-year-old Adam lanza looking [[Swedish|meatball faggot]], guns down several [[No|completely legal]] rapefugees that were peacefully learning Swedish in an adult education centre, pwning 10 and injuring 12 before turning the gun on himself.
* 6th - 10 [[Injuns]] get [[pwnt]] in [[Alaska]] after their shitty cessna crashed
* 9th - A [[South America]]n immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the [[Police|Gardaí]].
* 10th
**[[Texas|The Gulf of Mexico]] gets renamed to the [[Retarded| "Gulf of America”]].
**A {{Wikilink|2025_Guatemala_City_bus_crash|bus falls off a bridge}} after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in [[Las Vegas|Las Vacas]] river, [[Guatemala]].
* 13th - A Good (or just really [[Retarded]]) Afghan [[Terrorist|immigrant]] and Roid monkey called '''[[Powerword|Farhad Noori]]'''{{muslim}} ('''[[Moonspeak|ساندنيغر]]''' in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow [[Sand niggers]] ([[epic fail|a Mother and Daughter]]) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, [[Allah]] is mighty!
* 14th - Valentine's Day occurs.
* 15th - It happens yet AGAIN, a harmless [[Syrian]] asylum seeker{{Muslim}} [[Typical|slices people up]] unprovoked, killing a [[13 year old boy|14 year old boy]] and wounding five other people in Villach, Austria.
* 16th - Anne Marie Hochhalter dies, causing [[Eric and Dylan]]'s score to go up.
* 17th - A [[Toronto]] plane crash occurs, but [[fail]]s to kill all of the passengers, who survived.
* 21st - Cultural enrichment from a Syrian [[refugee]] (for real this time).The mudslime stabbed a [[Kike]]{{Jew}} [[Epic Win|at a Holocaust memorial]] in [[Germany|Goymany]]. Could we have more of this and less of raping 5-year-olds, [[sand niggers]]?
* 22nd - Yet another fucking Islamic terror attack in France, an Algerian by the name of '''Ibrahim Abdessemed'''{{muslim}} stabs 6 people, killing one person and injuring five others before being arrested.

==March==
* 2nd - Some [[Nazi]] ran over random people in Germany
* 5th - [[Serbia]]n parliament turns into an IRL [[Fortnite]] match when the minority coalition [[WTF|started throwing smoke grenades at everyone]]
* 6th - A [[Australia|Kangaroo boy]] snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was [[V&]] before he could bring [[9/11]] down unda
* 13th - An American Airlines flight in [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Colorado Springs]] turns out to be a [[Shi'ites|Sh'i'a]] or however the fuck you pronounce it, and [[An hero]]s itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its [[loli]] girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC
* 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground... It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol.
* 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]]
* 27th - 6 [[Russians|Bearfolk]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]]
*29th - a dumb 6 year old flew a kite into a [[United Airlines]] plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior
==April==
* 1st
**[[Billy Mitchell]] would end up getting his first ever [[Epic Win]] in his lawsuit against [[Karl Jobst]], which was actually about Karl's accusations about Billy being responsible for Apollo Legend becoming [[an hero]], and Karl would end up losing a lot of credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations.
**Val Kilmer died of pneumonia and no, it's not an April Fools joke.
*2nd - [[Drumpf]]{{jew}} "liberates" America by forcing Americans to buy American.
* 5th
**Apparently, TikTok is gonna get banned again. But, as we all know, [[Truth|it will most likely be unbanned within an hour]].
**Butthurt [[liberals]] protest Trump across the nation, mainly because they're angry spics who can't run around and [[white genocide|multiculti]] the fuck out of everything anymore.
*7th
**[[Retard|Dumbass]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|Sperglet]] [[Spics|spic]] Victor Perez gets shot and is declared to be braindead.
**[[Colossal Biosciences]] unbanned the [[furry|Dire Wolf]]. Will soon be used by '''Hamas'''{{muslim}} to launch a retaliatory attack against IDF bases in response to the [[Kike Dog]] incident because everyone knows that happens when you give pro-terrorist activists too much money.
*10th - Helicopter in [[Jew York]] crashes, killing all 6 occupants
*14th - [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|4chan gets hacked by Soyjak.party and shut down]].
*17th - [[Phoenix Ikner|Yet another school shooting happens]], this time in [[Florida]].
*21st - [[Pope Francis]] dies at the age of [[88]].
*23rd - The first [[JewTube]] video turns 20.
*25th - [[4chan]] returns.
*26th - Some nutjob [[Gook]] named '''[[Gook|Kai-Ji Adam Lo]]''' runs over a bunch of fellow Azns in Vancouver

==May==
*2th - A [[tranny]] from [[Xitter]] know as Charlotte Fosgate{{Trans}} become [[An Hero]]
*8th
**[[Ye]]{{Nazi}} releases the best song of the decade.
**[[Pope Leo XIV]] is sworn in.
*10th - [[The Donald]] tells [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut the war down]], causing [[peace]]. Will be spun by the [[leftists]] as a bad thing somehow.
*12th - The [[Feminist|PKK]]{{Communist}} disbands, ending a long, pleasurable epoch of [[Remove Kebab|Kebab removals]] in Turkey.
*17th - Joe Biden is diagnosed with prostate cancer.

==June==
*1st - [[Ukraine]] uses FPV drones to [[pwn]] 30% of [[Russia]]'s bomber fleet.
*5th - [[Elon Musk]] and [[Donald_Drumpf|Donald Trump]] have the biggest [[gay]] [[breakup]] in history.

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2024]]'''
*[[2023|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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== Self-Assessment: ==

*'''Newfag?''' Obviously.
*'''Cringe?''' That’s the brand.
*'''Banned yet?''' Give it time.
*'''Any articles?''' LMAO.
*'''Any edit history?''' This page. That’s it.
*'''Knows he doesn’t belong here?''' Painfully.

== What Am I Doing Here? ==

Probably the same thing you are—circling the drain of the internet, screaming into the void, and hoping someone finds it funny. Except I made a userpage about it, because shame is for people with self-respect.

== Future Plans ==
* Intend to contribute eventually, maybe.
* Will write something controversial, unreadable, or both.
* Probably about furries, failed internet movements, or military LARPing.
* Then disappear forever and pretend this phase never happened.

== Talk to Me (Don’t) ==
If for some reason you're reading this and think I’m someone worth messaging, reconsider your life choices. If you're here to troll me, get in line. I’m already doing it better.

== Final Verdict ==
This page exists solely because I was too narcissistic to not have one, but too self-aware to make it serious. Feel free to delete it out of mercy. Or don’t. I’m already dead inside.

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