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<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;qotn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/QOTN|<br /> <br /> <br /> quote=&lt;center&gt;You loathe the word, don’t you? You’ve gone and worked up a race problem out of whole cloth, right in the heart of the white world, just to destroy it. That’s what you’re after. You want to destroy our world, our whole way of life.&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |author=Jean Raspail<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |source=The Camp of the Saints<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |context=<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-03<br /> |expires=2026-4-05<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;aotn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/AOTN<br /> |title=[[Jews]]<br /> <br /> |image=Irl kike.jpg<br /> <br /> |summary=<br /> <br /> <br /> '''{{jew}}Kikes{{jew}}''' are a species of [[Vampire|Vampirical]], Parasitic [[Alien]] [[Psychopath]]s who tried to control and interbreed with [[White|Humanity]] in their quest for universal domination. These abomination subhuman parasites created the [[religion|brainwashing retarded cult]] called '''&quot;Judaism&quot;''', also known as &quot;[[Profit|The Worship of Money]]&quot; and &quot;Ritual Infant Sacrifice&quot;, and in the Dark Ages were the inventors of the two most Anti-Intellectual forces in the world: [[Christianity]] and [[Islam]]. Some famous Jews include: everyone who works on the banks, in television, in movies, in radio and in print media. Kikes have [[troll]]ed, scammed, ruined, pillaged and destroyed every single civilization on the face of the Earth. This is why in the dictionary the verb '''''Jewing''''' also means ''to troll, lie, deceive, con, fool, steal, manipulate, and enslave others for profit''.<br /> <br /> Judaism is the world's first [[racism|master race theory]], despite being created by a [[Moses|desert-dwelling schizoprehnic hermit]]. The Kike cult teaches that Jews are the Chosen People of God and that there is a sacred mystical quality to Jew [[DNA]] that makes them different from the rest of humanity; essentially admitting they were Aliens. In olden times, Jew prophets would, under the command of [[God|YHWH]], frequently lead the Jews on genocidal campaigns against neighboring rival populations, and even today leaders in the Jew state of [[Israel]] often cite Kikeish religious ideals to justify their ongoing genocide of Palestinians. As funny as this is, it is still no excuse for being the thieving little hooknoses they are. Judaism ironically found its mirror-image inversion in the anti-Jew Aryan racialism of the [[Nazis]]. But this is all [[bullshit]], since there's no pure Jewish left as they all mixed with [[white people]] and [[Slavs]] (in fact, Jews infiltrated the Slavs and created [[communism]], another horrendous human atrocity). The vermin Kikes are experimenting to create the ultimate [[Slavery|Slave Race]] by attempting to make [[White|our own Human Females]] to mate with [[Niggers|profoundly retarded Wild Animals]] in order to create a cross breed with the strength and stress tolerance of the nigger and just enough of the white's intelligence to be a docile, well-behaved worker, but not quite enough intelligence to actually pose a threat to the Jew master.<br /> <br /> Despite only being 0.19% of the world's population, Jews control 99.9% of the world's money. (See: Rothschild, Warburg, etc.) The only nation's whose money is not issued by a Rothschilds bank are Iran, Iraq, and North Korea. Noticing anything there?<br /> <br /> They also control the [[media]], the banks, [[Twitter]], [[Facebook]] (as Polandball learned the hard way with multiple bans for Nazi content), [[LiveJournal]]'s [[porn]], [[prostitution|craigslist]], [[pwned|Stratfor]], textbook publishers, music (especially Pop Music), gold, and diamonds. And no, we're not fucking joking about this. If you don't believe that subhuman kikes control everything, just look up a list of Media Jews or finance Jews on Google. Or just look at the always disproportionate number of Jewish names in the governments of the West. Case in point, Roman Polanski and and Jeffrey Epstein got off without serious punishment for [[rape|raping]] little girls (as recommended in their holy book, the [[Talmud]]), something a goy would have done serious pound-me-in-the-ass [[prison]] time for. The Jews use the money to fund their militarized colony of [[Israel]], a Jewish state created in the Middle East, which Jews consider the [[Promised Land]]. The Arabs don't think so, so The Kike Reich has fought many wars, and has turned the Jews into a warrior race as well as a scummy thieving one. Basically, the only part of the world that's not controlled by the Jews is Asia, because the Muslims don't tolerate their kike bullshit and the only way for Jews to hold them down is to send the Israel Defense Forces to buttfuck them, and the [[Chinks|Chinese]] are the only race with potential to out-Jew the Jews and actually threaten them.<br /> <br /> Kikes are well known for being filthy hypocrites. For example, they deny the right of other religitards to practice their own shitty and barbaric rituals and then go on a daily penis-cutting spree, in the name of their &lt;s&gt;money&lt;/s&gt; God. <br /> <br /> Jews were the inventors of [[Capitalism]], created when [[Christian]] [[European|Europeans]] threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like [[theft|usury]] (see: John Calvin). Jews were the first group to create a sophisticated banking system, which they used to finance the Crusades in order to pit [[Christian]]s and [[Islam|Muslims]] (both adhering to religions derived from Judaism) against each other to kill as many people as possible in a macabre [[murder|human sacrifice]] to [[Satan|YHWH]]. [[Karl Marx]], however, was a Heretic Jew, which was why he understood [[money]] so well, and decided to be all rebellious and edgy by inventing [[communism]], when in fact he was tricked by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism, who ghost-wrote Marx's [[shit nobody cares about|The German Ideology]]. <br /> <br /> The Jew banking system was based on fraud and [[lies]], so when it inevitably collapsed, the Jews just [[pwned]] as many people as possible by unleashing the Black Plague on them. Later, Jews [[economy|economically]] controlled medieval Venice (the first modern maritime trade empire), and then crypto-Jewish merchants economically controlled the Spanish Empire, including the [[nigger|slave]] trade. Openly Jewish bankers orchestrated the [[Dutch]] Empire and founded Jew Amsterdam (later [[Jew York]]). Later the Dutch Jews moved to London because they thought it would be a better base for a global empire, and actually brought a Dutch nobleman, William III, with them, who they installed in a coup d'état (more like Jew d'état, [[amirite]]?) as new King of the [[United Kingdom|British Empire]]. For hundreds of years, Jewish bankers controlled global trade through their bases in Jew York City and [[London]]. European colonialism was, through its history, essentially a plot whereby Jews could gain control of [[gold]] and diamond mines in [[Africa|poor countries]] and increase their stranglehold over the global economy.<br /> <br /> At this point, the [[moron|average person]] might say, &quot;Wait a minute... that sounds like a [[conspiracy theory]]!!! One small race [[naive|couldn't possibly be responsible]] for so much evil!&quot; Well, here's a fun fact: in 1913, Jews seized control of America's sovereign power to control its own currency by establishing the Income Tax, and brought about the [[Mafia|Federal Reserve]] system (a parasitic Ponzi scheme, modeled on the earlier Rothschild-dominated Bank of Cock-slime England, in which [[truth|any dollar printed as legal currency is actually a dollar of debt owed, with interest]], to the Jew-controlled private banks who own the shares of the regional Fed banks). The architect of this system was a [[thief|Jew]] named Paul Warburg. Paul's brother, Max Warburg, worked directly under Hjalmar Schacht And His Dancing Monkeys in Germany and [[irony|directed the currency policies of the Third Reich]] that allowed Hitler to build his war machine. What's truly fascinating is that the Warburg family has a long history of grand-scale fraud -- the family was originally named del-Banco, and was the most prominent banking family in the Republic of Venice during that state's period of imperial supremacy in the 1400s. Between that and their habit of eating pickled [[cunts]], the whole thing is repulsive. It's somewhat stunning to contemplate that it's not merely impersonal [[slavery|monetary systems]] that have existed for so many centuries, but in fact for [[at least 100|over 500]] years the same Jewish families have overseen them and [[epic win|maintained economic dominance]].<br /> <br /> Kikes also enjoy [[circumcision|slicing up baby penises]] for fun, these pedokikes even enjoy sucking them. See below.<br /> <br /> [[Some argue|Some suggest]] that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out large amounts of concealed [[cash]] or anything else worth smuggling at airports due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand [[moar]] [[money]], thus increasing the burden on taxpayers everywhere.<br /> <br /> Jews have also founded their own country, [[Israel]], which is their base of operations.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''[[Jews|They Killed Christ, Did The World Trade Center And It's Their Fault That You're An Incel]]&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |link=Jews<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-03<br /> |expires=2026-4-05<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center; font-size:9pt; margin-top:10px; padding:5px; background:#ebebff; border-radius:3px;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> '''What have I missed? '''[[I did it for the lulz]] was 2 days ago • [[Animator320]] was 4 days ago • [[Ariana Grande]] was 6 days ago<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can set POTNs. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Find a relevant ('''recent''' events) picture that doesn't suck. THERE IS TO BE NO [[pr0nz|porn]] or [[kittens|gore]] as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be [[QOTN]].<br /> *No Animated GIFs; the stress of showing a GIF on the main page basically makes the site DDoS itself.<br /> *Captions are optional. 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The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now/April_7,_2026&diff=1949105 2026-04-02T19:15:48Z

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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now|Picture of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can make quotes. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Set QOTNs for 2 days. 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Sick kid]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - Sick kid]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Rush Limbaugh]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - <br /> Rush Limbaugh]]<br /> <br /> == February 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - Staxx]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Staxx]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Mariana]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Mariana]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - 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DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 -DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Elon Musk]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Elon Musk]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Big Boulder]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Big Boulder]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]<br /> <br /> == January 2026 ==<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Job application]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Job applications]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Disney AI]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Disney AI]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - R. 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<p>The PolishPrince: Created page with &quot; {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;You loathe the word, don’t you? You’ve gone and worked up a race problem out of whole cloth, right in the heart of the white world, just to destroy it. That’s what you’re after. You want to destroy our world, our whole way of life.&lt;/center&gt;|Jean Raspail: The Camp of the Saints}}&quot;</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;You loathe the word, don’t you? You’ve gone and worked up a race problem out of whole cloth, right in the heart of the white world, just to destroy it. That’s what you’re after. You want to destroy our world, our whole way of life.&lt;/center&gt;|Jean Raspail: The Camp of the Saints}}</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: /* External links */</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|a single foreskin has [https://thetyee.ca/News/2006/07/25/Circumcision/ &lt;b&gt;a market value of around $100,000!&lt;/b&gt;] Now we know where they get all their money}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Offended}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {|style=&quot;border: 3px solid #000000; background:#FF0000;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; <br /> |[[File:Jew_Angry.jpeg|120px]]<br /> |&lt;font color=&quot;white&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''This race needs a serious clean up'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;[[You|Somebody]] should [[Holocaust|do something about it]].&lt;/font&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{Withjews}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{morphquote|mq3|background-color:gold|font-weight:bold;<br /> <br /> |The Kikes had better stop being [[alien|Kikes]] and start being human beings.|George Bernard Shaw has a serious proposition<br /> <br /> |Jews are always a convenient scapegoat in times of crisis|Abraham Foxman, Anti-Defamation League national director, getting it not quite right -- Jews are always a convenient scapegoat, ''period''<br /> <br /> |I WILL BRING MY CATTLEPROD, MY MENORAH, MY FATHER WITH THIS MENORAH, MANY MANY MANY &quot;RAPIST AND PEDO&quot; RABBIS AND WE SHALL TORTURE YOU AND STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES IN OUR FILTHY JEW LIKE WAYS|David Finkleschmidtstein ''To some innocents''<br /> <br /> |The reason that the Old Testament God is a prick was because the Old Testament is designed, as a book, to get the Jews to straighten up and fuckin' fly right, 'cause they were out of control. They were ten hairs away from being [[niggers|baboons]].|Lewis Black, [[funny|self-hating]] jew<br /> <br /> |&quot;The Jews have practiced usury since the time of Moses, and oppressed the other peoples. Meanwhile, the Christians were only rarely usurers, falling into disgrace when they did so. We ought to ban the Jews from commerce because they abuse it . . . The evils of the Jews do not stem from individuals but from the fundamental nature of this people.&quot; |(From Napoleon's Reflections, and from speeches before the Council of State on April 30 and May 7, 1806.)<br /> <br /> |The internal expurgation of the Jewish spirit is not possible in any platonic way. For the Jewish spirit is the product of the Jewish person. Unless we expel the Jewish people. Unless we expel the Jewish people soon, they will have judaized our people within a very short time.|Unknown<br /> <br /> |The discovery of the Jewish virus is one of the greatest revolutions that has taken place in the world. The battle in which we are engaged today is of the same sort as the battle waged, during the last century, by Pasteur and Koch. How many diseases have their origin in the Jewish virus! ... We shall regain our health only be eliminating the Jew.|Unknown<br /> <br /> |The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But [[Coincidence Detector|call him a Jew]] and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “[[SHUT IT DOWN|I’ve been found out]].”<br /> <br /> One cannot defend himself against the Jew. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.| [[Nazi|Joseph Goebbels]]<br /> <br /> |If only one country, for whatever reason, tolerates a Jewish family in it, that family will become the germ center for fresh sedition. If one little Jewish boy survives without any Jewish education, with no synagogue and no Hebrew school, it is in his soul. Even if there had never been a synagogue or a Jewish school or an Old Testament, the Jewish spirit would still exist and exert its influence. It has been there from the beginning and there is no Jew, not a single one, who does not personify it.|Unknown<br /> <br /> |[[Jews]] are like the monster in a bad horror movie. You kill it, and kill it again, but it just won't die!|Stormfront user<br /> <br /> |On a visit to Jerusalem in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She’arim. “I opened a door that entered into a schvitz,” he told me. “Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having anal sex with this boy.”<br /> <br /> Rabbi Rosenberg paused, gathered himself, and went on: “This boy was speared on the man like an animal, like a pig, and the boy was saying nothing. But on his face—fear. The old man [looked at me] without any fear, as if this was common practice. He didn’t stop. I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his penis, and I took the boy aside. I told this man, ‘It’s a sin before God, a mishkovzucher. What are you doing to this boy’s soul? You’re destroying this boy!’ He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. ‘How dare you interrupt me!’ he said.|{{archive|kPtYW|Rabbi Rosenberg on his visit to a Jerusalem Synagogue}}<br /> <br /> |All the world suffers from the usury of the Jews, their monopolies and deceit. They have brought many unfortunate people into a state of poverty, especially the farmers, working class people and the very poor.|Pope Clement VIII<br /> <br /> |I hope to see the very concept of Jewry completely obliterated.|[[Heinrich Himmler]]<br /> <br /> |It's not OK to rape people. But what about Jews?|[[Louis CK]]<br /> <br /> |Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: 'by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.|Unknown<br /> <br /> |The personification of the [[ED:SATAN|Devil]] as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.|The Chancellor of Germany, 1933-1945<br /> <br /> |Unbridled, evil-minded [[liberals|cosmopolitans]], [[capitalism|profiteers]] with [[Alien|no roots]] and [[Psychopath|no conscience]]... Grown on rotten yeast of bourgeois cosmopolitanism, decadence and formalism... non-indigenous nationals without a motherland, who poison with stench our proletarian culture.| The Moscow Pravda is [[not racist|naming no names]]<br /> <br /> |A Jew cannot be a [[Jews did WTC|true patriot]]. He is something different, like a [[Human Centipede|bad insect]].|Emperor Wilhelm II, entomologist<br /> <br /> |The Jews belong to a [[Anti-Lulz|dark and repulsive force]]. One knows how numerous this clique is, how they [[Mods|stick together]] and what power they exercise through their [[Wikipedia Jews|unions]]. They are a nation of [[Wall Street|rascals]] and [[lawyers|deceivers]].|Marcus Tullius Cicero, Consul of [[Rome]]<br /> <br /> |Therefore you are witnesses against yourselves that you are sons of those who murdered the prophets. Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers' guilt. Serpents, brood of vipers! [[Nevar|How can you escape the condemnation of hell]]?|[[Jesus]], to be pwned later by this brood<br /> <br /> |The Jew must clearly understand one thing at once, he must get out!|Hermann Göring, German politician, 1938<br /> <br /> |The [[Catnarok|Day of Judgement]] will not come about until Muslims fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Muslims, O [[sand nigger|Abdullah]], there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the [[Ghey|Gharqad]] tree, (a certain kind of tree) would not do that because it is [[Science|one of the trees of the Jews]].|May [[Allah]] speed the day!<br /> <br /> |Tsu-Pai's book makes the distinct assertion that we Chinese came from [[Palestine|Judea]], that all our ancient [[Goku|emperors]] and [[Naruto|sages]] are Jews descended from this [[shit|impure source]]... can any language be found sufficiently strong to stigmatize such an outrage?|Death by a thousand cuts may be in order for Tsu-Pai<br /> <br /> |Checks and other obligations are only redeemable if the Jew can [[never|prove]] that he has obtained the money [[divide by zero|without cheating]].|Napoleonic Code, 1808<br /> <br /> |we do not know to this day what Devil brought them into [[Germany|our country]]. We did not fetch them from Jerusalem!... Yes, we have and hold them captive, as I would like to keep my rheumatism, and all other [[Niggers|diseases]] and [[Turks|misfortunes]], who must wait as a poor servant, with money and property and everything I have! I wish they were [[get out|in Jerusalem]] with the other Jews and [[jew gold|whomsoever]] they would like to have with them.|Martin Luther wishes there were no Jews in Germany<br /> <br /> |We further order in this edict that all Jews and Jewesses of whatever age that reside in our domain and territories, that they [[gtfo|leave]] with their sons and daughters. Their servants and relatives, [[fat|large]] and [[ana|small]], of whatever age, by the end of July of this year, and that they dare not return to our lands, not so much as to take a step on them nor trespass upon them in any other manner whatsoever.|The Alhambra Decree, a wise decision by their most [[pedo|catholic]] majesties Isabella of Castille and Ferdinand of Aragon<br /> <br /> |Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you a Jew?|[[Mel Gibson]], ever vigilant defender.<br /> <br /> |Not '''all''' the Jews in the world are evil. You may ask: [[sand nigger|Tawfiq]], what is the ratio? The ratio is 60:40. 60% are evil to varying degrees, all the way to [[Metzizah b'peh|a level that words cannot describe]] while 40% [[lie|are not evil]]... Might there be anyone who stands out among them? It’s very rare. Maybe one in a million.”|[[Egyptian]] Presidential Candidate Tawfiq Okasha has the numbers<br /> <br /> |The [[9/11|day will come]] when all nations amidst which the Jews are dwelling will have to raise the question of their [[permaban|wholesale expulsion]].|Franz Liszt composes his Holocaust Sonata in /b minor<br /> <br /> |I say you call yourself Goldstein, Silverstein and Rubinstein because you stealin' all the gold an' silver an' rubies all over the earth!|[[Nigger|Khalid]] [[Nigger|Abdul]] [[Nigger|Muhammad]] of the Nation of [[niggers|Islam]] is jelly<br /> <br /> |The Jews work more effectively against us, than the enemy's armies. They are a hundred times more dangerous to our liberties and the great cause we are engaged in.|[[America|George Washington]].<br /> <br /> |The Jews should not be allowed to keep what they have [[jew gold|obtained]] from others by usury; it were best that they were compelled to work so that they could earn their living.|An entirely unrealistic plan by St. Thomas Aquinas<br /> <br /> |Jews are responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world. The Jews are wicked and we know this.|[[Nigger|Professor Griff]], rapper with Public Enemy<br /> <br /> |Read history and you will understand that the Jews of yesterday are the evil forefathers of the even [[moar|more]] evil Jews of today: [[Aliza Shvarts|infidels]], [[Linda Mack|falsifiers of words]], [[furfags|calf worshippers]], [[Jesus|prophet murderers]], [[Holocaust Porn|deniers of prophecies]]... the scum of the human race, accursed by Allah, who turned them into apes and pigs, despised... These are the Jews – an ongoing continuum of deceit, obstinacy, licentiousness, evil, and corruption.|The [[pedobear|Imam]] of the Al-Haram mosque in Mecca, Sheikh Abd Al-Rahman Al-Sudayis<br /> <br /> |Sufficient for the Jew is the [[Holocaust|Flaming Fire]]!|Prophet Mohammad really does see the future!<br /> <br /> |Today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.|Godspeed and Sieg Heil, [[Wyatt Mann|mein Führer]]!<br /> border=gold|}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;float:right;margin:0 0 1em 1em; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:black; width:300px;font-size:95%;clear:right;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;5&quot;<br /> |+ style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot; | '''Jews'''<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;padding-bottom:1em; text-align:center;&quot; | [[File:filthyjews2.jpg|250px]]<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&quot;<br /> |'''Other Names'''<br /> | style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left; font-size:75%&quot; | Kikes, Hebes, Hymies, Yids, Bankers, Financiers, Parasites, Leeches, Nigger-Lovers, Nose Niggers, Gold Niggers, Proboscis Monkeys, Big Noses, [[Pokemon|Probopasses]], Borzoi dogs, Demons, [[Minecraft]] Villagers, Oven Magnets, Oven Dodgers, Gasbags, Sheenies, Swindlers, Sociopaths, Criminals, Firewood, [[Snake|Snakes]], Arabs in Denial, Thieves, Moes, Freemasons, Reptilians, [[Vampires]], [[Aliens]], &quot;The 1%&quot;, &quot;The Illuminati&quot;, &quot;The Man&quot;, Christ Killers, Soap Bars, Islamizers, and filthy fucking scum who need to be wiped off the Earth <br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&quot;<br /> |'''Characteristics'''<br /> | style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left; font-size:75%&quot; | Big hooked noses, beady eyes, sloped foreheads, a flattened rear skull, evil grin, evil-looking eyes, curly, red hair, thick eyebrows, inhumanly high intelligence (to deceive you out of everything you ever held dear), manipulative instincts, the ability to scream &quot;anti-semitism!&quot; in 66 different languages, a persecution complex, backstabbers<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&quot;<br /> |'''Surnames'''<br /> | style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left; font-size:75%&quot; | lev-, lib-, loeb-, wise-, fox-, silver-, gold-, platin-, -stein, -berg, -witz, -sky, -man.<br /> Example 1: Steinbergowitzsky. <br /> <br /> Example 2: Platinumstein.<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&quot;<br /> |'''Criminal activities (excerpt)'''<br /> | style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left; font-size:75%&quot; | [[Bankers|Moneylending]], [[Lies|False pretenses]], [[copyright|taking down megaupload]], [[animal abuse]], [[murder]], [[spam|spam advertising]], [[censorship|removing free porn downloads]], [[brainwashing]], [[monopoly|making products shittier]], [[child abuse|molesting children]], [[fraud]], [[Pyramid Scheme|pyramid schemes]], being [[Sarah Silverman]], [[rape|sexual assault]], [[race-mixing|racemixing]], [[treason]],[[Terrorism]], [[globalization|nation wrecking]], [[Jews Did WTC|promoting international conflicts]], [[war]]mongering, [[Israeli apartheid|war crimes]], [[ethnic cleansing]], [[Illuminati|World Domination]],<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&quot;<br /> |'''Organizations'''<br /> | style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left; font-size:75%&quot; | [[Jewnited States of Americunts|USA]], ADL, [[JIDF]], JDL,, [[ISIS]], IH, [[I see what you did there|Hasbara]], MEMRI, [[Federal Reserve|FED]]<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&quot;<br /> |}<br /> [[File:Downloadfile-2.jpg||thumb|right|275px|It's not a conspiracy. Hollywood is already getting you used to the idea]]<br /> [[File:Jewish complaining test 1418.jpg|thumb|275px|All you need to know]]<br /> [[File:Irl kike.jpg|220px|thumb|How Jews look [[IRL]]. Yes, they look exactly like supervillains from Marvel/DC cartoons]]<br /> [[File:Everyjewever.png|220px|thumb|Another kike in the flesh]]<br /> [[File:Originaljew.jpg|thumb|A reconstruction of the fossil of an ancient Jew]]<br /> [[File:Jew habitat.jpg|thumb|220px|A Jew in his natural habitat.]]<br /> [[File:Labrat.jpg|thumb|220px|The proper way to dispose of a jew.]]<br /> [[File:Professor Ratigan.png|220px|thumb|Professor Ratigan, the perfect example of a jew in a Disney film.]]<br /> [[File:JewDust.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Nazi|German]] shows proper way to dispose of Jew body.]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{jew}}Kikes{{jew}}''' are a species of [[Vampire|Vampirical]], Parasitic [[Alien]] [[Psychopath]]s who tried to control and interbreed with [[White|Humanity]] in their quest for universal domination. These abomination subhuman parasites created the [[religion|brainwashing retarded cult]] called '''&quot;Judaism&quot;''', also known as &quot;[[Profit|The Worship of Money]]&quot; and &quot;Ritual Infant Sacrifice&quot;, and in the Dark Ages were the inventors of the two most Anti-Intellectual forces in the world: [[Christianity]] and [[Islam]]. Some famous Jews include: everyone who works on the banks, in television, in movies, in radio and in print media. Kikes have [[troll]]ed, scammed, ruined, pillaged and destroyed every single civilization on the face of the Earth. This is why in the dictionary the verb '''''Jewing''''' also means ''to troll, lie, deceive, con, fool, steal, manipulate, and enslave others for profit''.<br /> <br /> Judaism is the world's first [[racism|master race theory]], despite being created by a [[Moses|desert-dwelling schizoprehnic hermit]]. The Kike cult teaches that Jews are the Chosen People of God and that there is a sacred mystical quality to Jew [[DNA]] that makes them different from the rest of humanity; essentially admitting they were Aliens. In olden times, Jew prophets would, under the command of [[God|YHWH]], frequently lead the Jews on genocidal campaigns against neighboring rival populations, and even today leaders in the Jew state of [[Israel]] often cite Kikeish religious ideals to justify their ongoing genocide of Palestinians. As funny as this is, it is still no excuse for being the thieving little hooknoses they are. Judaism ironically found its mirror-image inversion in the anti-Jew Aryan racialism of the [[Nazis]]. But this is all [[bullshit]], since there's no pure Jewish left as they all mixed with [[white people]] and [[Slavs]] (in fact, Jews infiltrated the Slavs and created [[communism]], another horrendous human atrocity). The vermin Kikes are experimenting to create the ultimate [[Slavery|Slave Race]] by attempting to make [[White|our own Human Females]] to mate with [[Niggers|profoundly retarded Wild Animals]] in order to create a cross breed with the strength and stress tolerance of the nigger and just enough of the white's intelligence to be a docile, well-behaved worker, but not quite enough intelligence to actually pose a threat to the Jew master.<br /> <br /> Despite only being 0.19% of the world's population, Jews control 99.9% of the world's money. (See: Rothschild, Warburg, etc.) The only nation's whose money is not issued by a Rothschilds bank are Iran, Iraq, and North Korea. Noticing anything there?<br /> <br /> [[File:AverageHebrewWoman.jpg|thumb|right|Jews are world renknowned for their love of [[great black dick hoax|black cock]]. Jewish women mate with several [[niggers|shwarzas]] after their bat mitzvah as part of the coming of age ceremony and Jewish men are known to ingest black semen as an &quot;F U&quot; to their mortal enemy [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler.]]]]<br /> <br /> They also control the [[media]], the banks, [[Twitter]], [[Facebook]] (as Polandball learned the hard way with multiple bans for Nazi content), [[LiveJournal]]'s [[porn]], [[prostitution|craigslist]], [[pwned|Stratfor]], textbook publishers, music (especially Pop Music), gold, and diamonds. And no, we're not fucking joking about this. If you don't believe that subhuman kikes control everything, just look up a list of Media Jews or finance Jews on Google. Or just look at the always disproportionate number of Jewish names in the governments of the West. Case in point, Roman Polanski and and Jeffrey Epstein got off without serious punishment for [[rape|raping]] little girls (as recommended in their holy book, the [[Talmud]]), something a goy would have done serious pound-me-in-the-ass [[prison]] time for. The Jews use the money to fund their militarized colony of [[Israel]], a Jewish state created in the Middle East, which Jews consider the [[Promised Land]]. The Arabs don't think so, so The Kike Reich has fought many wars, and has turned the Jews into a warrior race as well as a scummy thieving one. Basically, the only part of the world that's not controlled by the Jews is Asia, because the Muslims don't tolerate their kike bullshit and the only way for Jews to hold them down is to send the Israel Defense Forces to buttfuck them, and the [[Chinks|Chinese]] are the only race with potential to out-Jew the Jews and actually threaten them.<br /> <br /> Kikes are well known for being filthy hypocrites. For example, they deny the right of other religitards to practice their own shitty and barbaric rituals and then go on a daily penis-cutting spree, in the name of their &lt;s&gt;money&lt;/s&gt; God. <br /> <br /> Jews were the inventors of [[Capitalism]], created when [[Christian]] [[European|Europeans]] threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like [[theft|usury]] (see: John Calvin). Jews were the first group to create a sophisticated banking system, which they used to finance the Crusades in order to pit [[Christian]]s and [[Islam|Muslims]] (both adhering to religions derived from Judaism) against each other to kill as many people as possible in a macabre [[murder|human sacrifice]] to [[Satan|YHWH]]. [[Karl Marx]], however, was a Heretic Jew, which was why he understood [[money]] so well, and decided to be all rebellious and edgy by inventing [[communism]], when in fact he was tricked by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism, who ghost-wrote Marx's [[shit nobody cares about|The German Ideology]]. <br /> <br /> The Jew banking system was based on fraud and [[lies]], so when it inevitably collapsed, the Jews just [[pwned]] as many people as possible by unleashing the Black Plague on them. Later, Jews [[economy|economically]] controlled medieval Venice (the first modern maritime trade empire), and then crypto-Jewish merchants economically controlled the Spanish Empire, including the [[nigger|slave]] trade. Openly Jewish bankers orchestrated the [[Dutch]] Empire and founded Jew Amsterdam (later [[Jew York]]). Later the Dutch Jews moved to London because they thought it would be a better base for a global empire, and actually brought a Dutch nobleman, William III, with them, who they installed in a coup d'état (more like Jew d'état, [[amirite]]?) as new King of the [[United Kingdom|British Empire]]. For hundreds of years, Jewish bankers controlled global trade through their bases in Jew York City and [[London]]. European colonialism was, through its history, essentially a plot whereby Jews could gain control of [[gold]] and diamond mines in [[Africa|poor countries]] and increase their stranglehold over the global economy.<br /> <br /> At this point, the [[moron|average person]] might say, &quot;Wait a minute... that sounds like a [[conspiracy theory]]!!! One small race [[naive|couldn't possibly be responsible]] for so much evil!&quot; Well, here's a fun fact: in 1913, Jews seized control of America's sovereign power to control its own currency by establishing the Income Tax, and brought about the [[Mafia|Federal Reserve]] system (a parasitic Ponzi scheme, modeled on the earlier Rothschild-dominated Bank of Cock-slime England, in which [[truth|any dollar printed as legal currency is actually a dollar of debt owed, with interest]], to the Jew-controlled private banks who own the shares of the regional Fed banks). The architect of this system was a [[thief|Jew]] named Paul Warburg. Paul's brother, Max Warburg, worked directly under Hjalmar Schacht And His Dancing Monkeys in Germany and [[irony|directed the currency policies of the Third Reich]] that allowed Hitler to build his war machine. What's truly fascinating is that the Warburg family has a long history of grand-scale fraud -- the family was originally named del-Banco, and was the most prominent banking family in the Republic of Venice during that state's period of imperial supremacy in the 1400s. Between that and their habit of eating pickled [[cunts]], the whole thing is repulsive. It's somewhat stunning to contemplate that it's not merely impersonal [[slavery|monetary systems]] that have existed for so many centuries, but in fact for [[at least 100|over 500]] years the same Jewish families have overseen them and [[epic win|maintained economic dominance]].<br /> <br /> Kikes also enjoy [[circumcision|slicing up baby penises]] for fun, these pedokikes even enjoy sucking them. See below.<br /> <br /> [[Some argue|Some suggest]] that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out large amounts of concealed [[cash]] or anything else worth smuggling at airports due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand [[moar]] [[money]], thus increasing the burden on taxpayers everywhere.<br /> <br /> Jews have also founded their own country, [[Israel]], which is their base of operations.<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> ==History== <br /> [[Image:Jewsatan.jpg|thumb|right|Proof. Its in [[old media|teh newspaper]].]]<br /> [[Image:Gief moniez plox.jpg|thumb|right|The common Jew-worm; notice the large, attention-grabbing features]]<br /> [[Image:jew's funny perspective.png|thumb|right|You raise a valid point.]]<br /> [[Image:Kike_leeches.jpg|thumb|right|Filthy leeches.]]<br /> [[Image:Jewcouple.jpg|thumb|right|A young Jewish couple in the Auschwitz internment camp. You can almost feel their pain]]<br /> [[Image:BibiBomb.jpg|thumb|right|Romney goes LMFAO]]<br /> [[File:BenFerencz.jpg|thumb|left|200px|This Jew did it for the anti-lulz. Party pooper.]]<br /> [[File:Naked-woman-showering-george-marks.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Horror of the Aushwitz shower. Article needed boobs]]<br /> <br /> Kikes have always existed since the beginning of time. For once, the [[Scientologist]]s and the History Channel (which, again, were both made by Jews) were fairly accurate in their theories about ancient aliens. The Jew life cycle is parasitic, as in the entire ''Alien'' franchise (which is entirely based on it, save for Prometheus, a shit movie created by Jews to mindfuck us) and with [[Plague Inc]] Neurax worms. A Wandering Jew uses their massive sensor (the &quot;nose&quot;) to find planets full of intelligent life. Then the Jews set up something called &quot;The Media&quot; to mind-control the native population to their bidding, take over the world, and force everyone into massive debt, which the Jews use to [[Theft|drain all nutrition and resources from the planet]] until it becomes an utterly barren rock devoid of all value. Once the hosts have no more collateral/nutrition to pay, hence having outlived their own usefulness, the Jews will betray and kill them both for the purpose of ritual reproduction and also because there is no such thing as a loyal and honest Jew. Find another planet, then wash, rinse, and repeat.<br /> <br /> When the first [[Nigger|ape ancestors of mankind]] crawled off his haunches and walked on two legs, they never knew such a concept as money because everything was traded in useful commodities, for example male chimpanzees can only demand service from females if they gathered enough fruit. However, just as the niggers was trying to stand up a Jew named Goldblatt taught them how to make use of a worthless yellow metal known as &quot;gold&quot; thus forever indebting the Human Genome in millennia of labour to serve the Alien for the sake of a shiny rock. <br /> <br /> '''Ancient'''<br /> <br /> The first Jew on Earth was known as Cain, the First Murderer, who backstabbed his brother Abel out of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]; this is where we get the concept of the &quot;Wandering Jew.&quot; The Wandering Jew managed to date-rape a [[feminist]] demoness named Lilith to give birth to [[Kike|Abraham]], thus starting years of [[profit]]eering. Through their entire history, the Jews have always been wandering because sooner or later in whatever country they lived in, humans will be fed up by their lying, scheming, theiving ways. They wandered, from [[Iraq|Mesopotamia]], along the sea, running a lucrative grain and white slavery business for a while, ultimately settling in Egypt. The wise Pharaohs and hard-working farmers of Egypt waged a massive uprising against the foreign usurpers and speculators and sentenced them with indentured servitude. In response, the Jews bred the super-Jew, [[Asshole|Moses]]. Egypt, once the wealthiest and most technologically advanced superpower of the world, was utterly [[Pwned|annihilated]] by the [[AIDS|mutant]] [[Ebola virus|plagues]] [[Cancer|bioengineered]] by Moses, including a [[Epic|level 99 mass death spell]] which took a genocidal toll on the innocent Egyptian children (think of Atlantis but with more sand and diseases) leaving what was once a crown jewel of Mankind only nothing more than a [[Africa|complete shit hole inhabited only by unevolved apes]]. The murderous Jews escaped Egypt and plundered their way through the desert, finally settling in [[Palestine|Canaan]], which they called their [[Lie|&quot;Promised Land&quot;]] because their leaders said they heard voices in their heads telling them that. Upon settlement, the Jews mercilessly [[genocide|slaughtered]] Canaan's indigenous inhabitants, [[IDIFTL|claiming that they were following commandments from God]]. Today, all the Jews have Cain's DNA thus they love to murder Palestinians. They do it for hobby. They also hate Christians &amp; burn Christian books. They have to say thank you to stupid Evangelical Americans for wasting their money on Israel thinking Jesus will come back and reward them. Amazing...<br /> <br /> [[Some argue]] there was a bit more subtlety to it all than just this, however -- including a long history of internal Jew-on-Jew [[drama]], mutual extermination and conflicts, well-documented in many unreliable sources, most notably in the Old Testament. To begin with, infamous Cain once killed 1/4 of the entire Jew population of his day at once. Then here comes Moses, their greatest prophet. Who, according to holy Bible, was bloodthirsty maniac:<br /> <br /> '''He said to them, &quot;Thus says the LORD, the God of Israel, 'Every man of you put his sword upon his thigh, and go back and forth from gate to gate in the camp, and kill every man his brother, and every man his friend, and every man his neighbor.'&quot;'''<br /> — Exodus 32:27<br /> <br /> Not only did he order sons of Levi to exterminate their brothers, but Moses had also established the world's first documented concentration camp, near the city of Kadesh, just after two years of wandering the desert and, unlike popular belief, Jews settled there for next 38 years of their so-called &quot;desert wanderings&quot;. See Numbers and Deuteronomy books to clarify any details. Moses also had given Jews the infamous Ten Commandments, one of which says, &quot;Thou shalt not murder&quot; (Catholics changed it to &quot;kill&quot; but Jews originally had only &quot;murder&quot; that you can't do). There are, however, many exceptions to this Commandment, given by the jealous Jew-God himself:<br /> <br /> '''If your brother, your mother's son, or your son or daughter, or the wife you cherish, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying, &quot;Let us go and serve other gods&quot; ... you shall not yield to him or listen to him; and your eye shall not pity him, nor shall you spare or conceal him. But you shall surely kill him; your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people'''<br /> — Deuteronomy 13:6-9<br /> <br /> Thus, the [[Last Thursday|renowned]] history of [[bullshit|liberal Jewish tolerance]] towards others begins.<br /> <br /> It takes an austere scientist, a lot of thinking, analysis, and comparison to extract the horrible and unbelievable truth from this so-called Holy Scripture, of which the aforementioned examples are barely a scratch. Surprisingly, the central holy text of Judaism (of which the Old Testament is a rework) displays Jew leaders of ancient times and kings as organized crime leaders, psychotic dictators, demanders of interest on loans, merciless murderers, and masterful deceivers — all the traits Jewish leaders have successfully carried through millennia to our own day. Unlike Jews, other neighboring nations and their leaders are portrayed in a much more decent way. Generally speaking, the Old Testament mainly covers such topics as incestuous relationships, civil wars, religious intolerance, mass murders, dishonesty and greed of Jews. The Turn of the Millennium poarticularly revealed a shocking fact about Jews: they were not above ''betraying, torturing, raping and killing [[Jesus|one of their own, preferably the least sociopathic]]'' for the sake of [[Jew gold|30 cents]].<br /> <br /> '''Modern'''<br /> <br /> Some time later, a [[Hitler|self-taught biologist]] realised the truth of Jewish descent from Aliens and vowed to protect Humanity, especially after Germany was scammed to death by the Rothschild debt machine into Europe's Zimbabwe (a loaf of bread costs 1,000,000,000 Marks). He discovered that Jews had other uses besides being parasites: they, being saturated with space radiation, [[Holocaust|make excellent high-energy biofuel]] to end our energy dependence on [[niggers|dirty fossil fuels]] forever. Unfortunately, the [[America|Jewnited States]] were totally butthurt on losing their precious [[niggers|coal]] and declared war on the visionary inventor. Like Nikola Tesla, Hitler was forced into [[Dying Alone]] rather than be tried in a Kangaroo court with a Jew judge, jury, and lawyer.<br /> <br /> There are currently roughly a few million Jews worldwide, of which about half live in Israel, which was created two years after the Holocaust, and subsequently beat back modernized Arab armies when it was only hours old. Ever since then it has been doing nothing but fight wars, while it secretly runs America through its Jew banker agents in New York. They are responsible for every major war. Israel's Mossad secret service is responsible for all the world's hunger, pain, misery, war, and terrorism. Its boldest operation yet was 9/11. There are even rumors being spread around by some people that Israel is secretly building a time machine to attack Pearl Harbor, blow up the Hindenburg, and invent slavery.<br /> <br /> Israel's main job is to slaughter Arabs by the thousands, bomb their cities, and capture children for [[CP|Passover]] where they will be [[Guro|tortured to death]] so that Jews can [[Vampire|drink their blood as wine]] with their matzos, all while taking videos and provide cheap and easy [[Holocaust Porn]] for Jews everywhere. (Breaking News: Jews are [[Sick Fuck|only sexually aroused when there is blood and torture involved]]). It also serves as a safe haven for Jews everywhere, and the Mossad, kills anyone who wakes up to the truth. The Israeli Jew Government then says that &quot;we neither confirm nor deny these reports&quot; like fucking spam.<br /> <br /> Jews are also known to troll host species for money until the hosts starve out of debt. Most of a Jew's features are made due to the fact that Jews are greedy sociopaths incapable of empathy with Humans. If you care enough to look at a Jew's feeding proboscis, the one on the Jew's face roughly resembling a human nose, it is insanely large, like an oversized fat mosquito from a B movie. This is due to the fact that air is free and because they snort gold like a dose of [[cocaine]]. It is theorized that if two or more Jews in close proximity to one another inhale deeply, that all life around them will be suffocated. If you see anyone diving for, staring at, or rubbing money, they are Jews and be sure to let them know. <br /> <br /> It's worth noting that currency and the nose of the Jew also go hand in hand with one another. A kike's nose, is so large and powerful that it can act as some natural metal-detecting device that magnates and rips out all shiny objects and treasures from every environment they are in, such as coins, dollar bills and jewelry. So you lost your expensive wedding ring somewhere in your backyard when you were working out in the garage? Don't panic, and certainly don't waste your money buying one of those pricey metal detectors to snake for it; just grab the closest Jew available in your area! '''PROBLEM SOLVED....''' but again, be sure to grab it before the Jew's nose absorbs and digest the gold as nutrition.<br /> <br /> Jews, though a virulent species of parasite, remain fatally behind Catholics, Muslims and of course, the [[niggers]] when it comes to reproduction. This is because Jews [[Vampire|need the blood of innocent children]] to be able to produce larvae, like mosquitoes. In some cases, desperate Jews will [[incest|rape and eat their relatives]] and expect some welfare from it as well. Jews will do any means of predation or deception to get to supply of fresh kids to inject Jew-worms into them, which zoologists believe may be due to their large number of natural predators, e.g. every group of Arabs neighboring Israel. There are some, however, who speculate that modern condoms are simply too large for their penises and that contraception should be adapted as to accommodate our poorly-endowed friends. Despite this, their Arab cousins still breed faster, and Israel's Arabs are spawning larva faster than even India.<br /> <br /> &quot;Are them Jews really so bad?&quot; [[you]] may ask... &quot;After all, [[Niggers]] and [[Asspies]] are worse, rite?&quot; You'd be wrong. Niggers are too [[retard]]ed to be a major threat (unless you're watching too much Planet of the Apes) and if they dare chimpout then we can always [[slavery|smack them into submission]], while Aspies will immediately die once forced to get a real life job. Jews, however, are highly intelligent and could have passed for decent human beings IF NOT for them using that same intelligence to make everybody's lives absolutely miserable and poor just for the sake of their egocentric profit, in conclusion, They actually DECIDE to be Jews. Otherwise, we Humans would accept them as part of our normal, productive, Civilized citizenry. If you're a Nigger or an Asspie, there's pretty much no hope for you but only [[Action T4|Euthanasia]]. If you're a jew, you're just a fucking asshole, plain and simple. BTW The Jews recently admitted to harvesting the organs of the Gentiles for profit.<br /> <br /> ==Who is a Jew?==<br /> ===Guess Who's the Jew Game Show by The Howard Stern show: to Unequivocally Scientifically prove someone is Jewish===<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;mOEDqTsWDhY&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=gold|background=gold|margin=auto}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> ===Who else is a Jew?===<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:Typical jews.jpg|thumb|center|600px|&lt;center&gt;'''(((Cohencidence detected)))'''&lt;/center&gt;]]|border=gold|background=gold}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Winona ryder heathers .jpg|thumb|right|300px|Be warned. They're trying selective breeding to infiltrate the white race]]<br /> <br /> Money ! Money ! Money !<br /> ''Der Giftpilz'' by Julius Streicher.<br /> <br /> Things are lively in Mr. Birkmann's 7th grade boys' class today. The teacher is talking about the Jew. The boys are fascinated.<br /> <br /> &quot;It is noon,&quot; he says. &quot;We should summarize what we have learned in the past hour. What have we talked about?&quot; All the children raise their hands. The teacher calls on Karl Scholz, a small lad in the front row. &quot;We have talked about how to recognize the Jew.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Good. Say more!&quot;<br /> <br /> Little Karl reaches for the pointer, steps up to the board and points at the drawings.<br /> <br /> ''One can most easily tell a Jew by his nose. The Jew nose is bent at its point. It looks like the number six. We call it the Jew six. Many Aryans also have bent noses. But their noses bend upwards, not downwards. Such a nose is an eagle nose.''<br /> <br /> &quot;Right!&quot; says the teacher. &quot;But the nose is not the only way to recognize a Jew...&quot;<br /> <br /> ''One can also recognize a Jew by his lips. His lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. Jew eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person.''<br /> <br /> The teacher calls on another lad. He is Fritz Müller, and is the best in the class:<br /> <br /> ''Jew are usually small to mid-sized. They have short legs. Their arms are often short, too. Many Jew are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jew are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a nigger's. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup.''<br /> <br /> The teacher turns to the students.<br /> <br /> &quot;Pay attention, children. Why does Fritz say 'many Jew have bow legs', or 'they often have receding foreheads,' or 'their hair is usually dark'?&quot;<br /> <br /> Heinrich Schmidt, a large, strong boy in the last row speaks:<br /> <br /> ''Every Jew does not have these characteristics. Some do not have a proper Jew nose, but have Jew ears. Some do not have flat feet, but Jew eyes. There are even some Jew with blond hair. But when one looks carefully, one can always tell it is a Jew.''<br /> <br /> &quot;Very good,&quot; the teacher says. &quot;And now tell me about other ways to tell Jew from Aryan. Richard, come up here!&quot;<br /> <br /> Richard Krause, a smiling blond lad, goes to the board. He says:<br /> <br /> ''One can recognize a Jew from his behavior. The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He &quot;jabbers.&quot; His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jew.''<br /> <br /> ==Jewish ritual abuse exposed on ''Oprah''==<br /> {{main|Satanic Ritual Abuse}}<br /> [[File:Good night pedo rabbi.png|right|250px]]<br /> [[Image:stopjews.png|thumb|220px|right|Preventative measures that must be taken]]<br /> [[File:Spot the jew 2.jpg|right|thumb|220px|Anyone could be a Jew, you can never tell]]<br /> [[File:Ugly old jew.jpg|thumb|220px|right|Miss Israel, 2016]]<br /> [[Image:Jewrat.jpeg|thumb|right|220px|A group of jews in their natural habitat]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;b98ch_Pyi-Y&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''The story she mentions at the end is &quot;Lilith's [[Vagoo|cave]]&quot;'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |border=gold|background=gold}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> Other folktales describe of how Lilith captured Jewish babies in the night and ate them, and how she led young girls and young husbands astray. Although Lilith was demonized by early Jewish culture as a symbol of promiscuity and disobedience, many modern Jewish feminists see Lilith as a positive figure &amp; their role model.[http://www.art.net/~schong/lilithmyth.html]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{quote|1=I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his penis, and I took the boy aside. I told this man, ‘It’s a sin before God, a ''mishkovzucher.'' What are you doing to this boy’s soul? You’re destroying this boy!’ He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. ‘How dare you interrupt me!’ he said. I had heard of these things for a long time, but now I had seen.|2=An eyewitness to [https://web.archive.org/web/20201001052622/https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbe8bp/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11 The Jewish Child-Rape Assembly Line]}}|border=gold|background=gold}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Jews practice animal sacrifice==<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|crazy jews|font-weight:bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;puNZbtRFFZE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;1<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;UDOo2_Fwg28&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;2}}<br /> |border=gold|background=gold}}<br /> |}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> They are torturing and killing these totally cute animals because they believe it makes their evil God happy! The things that Christians accuse Satanists of doing, the Jews actually do! In the Jewish Bible we can see that Cain and Abel, Moses and Abraham all perform animal sacrifice, and Jews today are doing the same!! Maimonides describes exactly how the sacrifices will occur on mass scale after the construction of the Third Temple. Look at how these Jews swing the chickens around their heads in a circle, what a twisted religious ritual! We must put an end to this sick cult!!!!<br /> <br /> ==The Jews Did...==<br /> <br /> ===... fiat money===<br /> So Mr. Goldberg and Miss Silverstein could gather all the JEWellery they want while you strive all [[You|your]] precious life to save some worthless pieces of paper.<br /> <br /> ===... [[Jesus]]===<br /> {{main|Jews did 33 AD}}<br /> Yeah, really, think about it. There is already a religion that teaches how to excel in life and says only it's followers are human then somebody steps in with a religion that teaches how to be [[retard|peaceful and obedient]] [[sheep]]. And we all know, Jesus is a Jew. Smack yourself if you fell for it.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|The Jews Murdered Jesus|[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] pissing on [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|We did nothing of the sort. We merely took advantage of a legal system that was created by the Romans and got them to do the job for us|Jewish response}}<br /> <br /> ===... [[Incest|inbreeding]]===<br /> To keep their Chosen-to-be-spilled blood pure. Came at a [[funny|heavy]] cost of becoming a cesspool of colorful [[Asperger's Syndrome|genetic]] [[cancer|diseases]]. Seriously, there are over [[9000]] [https://www.jewishgeneticdiseases.org/jewish-genetic-diseases/ genetic diseases] which predominately infect Jews. That's how their almighty matriarch, Brooke Greenberg, is born.<br /> <br /> ===... global warming===<br /> [[File:Freshly hatched jew larva.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Newly-hatched Jew]]<br /> [[File:Jew Larva.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A developing kike serpent, already scheming to take over the world]]<br /> It is a well known fact that jews invented the automobile as a way to make make money and control the world by changing the climate in order to kill Christian babies. Jews will eventually find a cure to global warming which they will sell to get more of the world's money. Al Gore is controlled by the British royal family, which in turn is controlled by the jews. Gore showed his true colors by choosing [[Jew Lieberman]], a [[kike|Jew]], as his running mate.<br /> <br /> ===... America===<br /> <br /> Some proud [[Oxymoron|jewish historian]] claimed that Christoph Columbus was actually a [[Hypocrisy|Crypto-Jew]] looking for some [[Israel|kikish promised land to kill it's inhabitants and then set themselves on fire]]. This [[Bullshit|claim]] is supported by the fact it all happened during the great [[Pwnt|pwnage]] of jews, [[The Spanish Inquisition]] BUT denied by other facts like [[FAIL|he was looking for it in the exactly opposite direction]] and he is currently resting in the bowels of the third largest church in the world.<br /> <br /> ===... the [[slavery|African Slave Trade]]===<br /> <br /> Dr. [[David Duke]]'s work on the issue:<br /> *{{ytlink|GUE0si2llTY|The Shocking Jewish Role in Slavery Part I: What Jewish Historians Say}}<br /> *{{ytlink|eDmdjC34wSk|The Shocking Jewish Role in Slavery Part II: The Media Coverup}}<br /> <br /> It's a known but widely unstudied fact that the Jews also largely contributed to the slave trade between Africa and early colonial America. Though the kikes always deny and sugar-coat it, the first European ships that sailed to Africa and traded black slaves mostly contained Jewish slave traders. You never learn about this part in history class because Jews always want to manipulate historical facts to keep their hands clean from blood in order for the whole world to take pity on their sorry asses for the Lollercaust.<br /> <br /> ===... [[Japan|Hiroshima]]===<br /> <br /> Ever wondered why the Japs went from being a bunch of respectable civilized Badass moralfags that even Hitler admired as the Master Race, into [[Anime|the greatest cancer that is killing the Internet]]? Well blame an [[Aspie|Autistic Jew]] (wow, what a deadly combination) named [[Albert Einstein]] and his fellow Kikes in the Manhattan Project, who invented the Atomic bomb and therefore [[Irony|annihilated Six Gorillion Japs]] and irradiated the rest, forever giving Japs profound mental [[retardation]], [[I did it for the lulz|all in the name of &quot;Science.&quot;]] After the Jewnited States nuked Japan to submission they introduced another disastrous WMD called &lt;s&gt;[[Feminism]]&lt;/s&gt; degeneracy which castrated all surviving Japanese. The result: an entire population of humans mutated into [[sick fuck|degenerated]] [[manchild|immature]] [[pedophile]]s who cannot reproduce (explaining their population collapse) unless it involves the brutal [[torture]], [[rape]] and [[genocide]] of [[Loli|innocent children]]... exactly like how Jews celebrate Passover. [[Guro]] [[Hentai]] was invented when ronery Japanese were indoctrinated into Jewish reproductive practices such as [[Circumcision|Genital Mutilation]], [[Jesus|Crucifixion]], amputations and drinking children’s blood like [[Twilight|vampire wannabes]]. Conclusion: Jews also did [[Weeaboo]]ism.<br /> <br /> Of course, the Jews were not satisfied with just that. The Hydrogen Bomb, the most powerful WMD on Earth, was [[Goatse|born]] out of the [[Faggotry|manly love between kikes Edward Teller and Stanislaw Ulam]]. When ideologies of destruction fail, make tools of destruction.<br /> <br /> ===... [[JFK]]===<br /> <br /> [[Some argue|A wealth of evidence indicates]] that Kennedy vowed to shut down the Federal Reserve and end the Vietnam war; the FR was (and still is) owned by Jews who wanted the Vietnam War to keep going. JFK was resistant and told those filthy, war-mongering kikes to fuck off. So the Jews killed JFK and set up an innocent Christian-loving white man named Lee Harvey Oswald, causing him to take the fall. Keep reading below for moar info! <br /> <br /> ===... Vietnam===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Jewcat.jpg|thumb|right|Jews often practice [[animal abuse]], as commanded by their God YHWH.]]<br /> [[Image:Bloodystarofdavid.jpg|thumb|200px|Ritual blood sacrifice is a core aspect of the Jewish religion.]]<br /> [[File:Gold star sheriff.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Professional ingrates.]]<br /> <br /> One of the now-well-established and undeniable facts of human history is that the Jews did, in fact, lure their puppet [[Americunts]] into the [[Vietnam War]]. The [[expert]] consensus can be summarized as follows:<br /> <br /> Almost twenty years after pulling off the [[Holocaust|biggest global fraud in human history]] and now well established in their own militaristic country (stolen from the Palestinians), Shekel whoring Kikes decided once again that they were not satisfied with being the richest and most powerful group of individuals on the planet, and proceeded to begin constructing their usual international con scheme to gain more money and power (as they do every 15 years or so).<br /> <br /> Quickly and systematically, they took over two big Cabinet positions in the Kennedy administration (Abraham Ribicoff and Arthur Goldberg), which they were able to acquire pretty easily because of the fact that they owned the [[Federal Reserve]]. They proceeded to fool JFK into ramping up imperial efforts in Vietnam. This decision, and the war that resulted from it, immediately created an abundant source for importing [[gook|South East Asian]] [[drugs|opium]] into the Jewnited States, where it could be picked up by the Zionist mafia. The war also simultaneously distracted the Americunts away from the actions of [[Israel]], who were busy furthering their illegal expansion into [[Palestine]].<br /> <br /> The problem was that when [[JFK]], who was [[USI|far smarter than any of his 20th-century predecessors]], realized this disgusting conspiracy, he began moving to remove [[niggers|American troops]] from Vietnam. Desperate and angry, the Jewish machine in America moved fast. They recruited the aid of old boy NWO factions to remove JFK from office. Thus, they, together, orchestrated the infamous assassination of the president, removing him from office and bringing a Zionist sympathizer (LBJ) into the office of presidency. To ensure that no one else found out about this, Jews like Martin Agronsky (who owned the newspaper industry) reported that Lee Harvey Oswald managed to kill JFK alone. [[LBJ]] continued this staged war, donating the blood of millions of Americans to further the gain of his Kikish buddies.<br /> <br /> Later, when LBJ was forced to leave office, [[The Man|the Jews and NWO factions]] went on to assassinate the only anti-war candidate left, [[hippie|Robert Kennedy]]. They further milked this action by framing it on an Ay-rab and claiming he did it because of RFK's [[bullshit|&quot;pro-Israel&quot; positions]] (which didn't exist). Unfortunately, they also later realized that Nixon was not suitable when he closed down the heroin trade and began to make peace with the [[Soviet Union]] under orders from the Jew Henry Kissinger. Finally, Gerald Ford came into office and ended the war on Zionist terms. And U.S. agents agreed to not bring up Israel's misconduct during the war, and let them also acquire nuclear weapons.<br /> <br /> ===... [[Communism]], [[Ayn Rand|Objectivism]], and [[your mom]]===<br /> Unless [[you]] have been [[Basement-dweller|living under a rock]], you already know that Marx, Lenin, Rand and Freud were kikes. Fortunately Stalin came to save [[your mom|Mother Russia]] from [[Pwnt|kikes]].<br /> Never will they stop devising pervasive ideologies.<br /> <br /> ===... science===<br /> You see jews gloating about &quot;20% of Nobel Prize winners are [[Luser|Jewish]]&quot;. <br /> [[File:dropdatwat_irl.png|thumb|right|Jews are known for their impressive wit and intelligence. They consistently outsmart the inferior goyim.]]<br /> That's not surprising. Anyone could become a [[nerd|scientist]] if [[circumcision|castrated]] on the [[Metzizah b'peh|eighth day of life]] or if you had an [[Obsessive Compulsive Disorder|OCD]] bitch of a mother who made sure you were studying every second of your life and not killing brain cells with Tv and [[masturbation]].<br /> <br /> === ... real estate ===<br /> <br /> Having a [[Jewish]] neighbor is to your advantage and can up the resale value of your house, on average 11%.<br /> <br /> If you have a real beef with your Jewish neighbor and your house is for sale, maybe you should wait until It's sold before doing stupid, and illegal, Shit like spraying a swastika in the middle of their lawn with weed killer. Reinacting Kristallnacht by throwing copies of [[Hitler|Mein Kampf]] through their windows, or for real fun, if they're strict Kosher - feed their dog pork bacon while they watch.<br /> <br /> Be warned, because if you really piss a Jew off they will sell their house at a loss to the dirtiest, angriest, most inner city [[nigger|Black man]] they can find just to nose dive your's and everyone in your neighborhood's property values.<br /> <br /> It'll be High School all over again with everyone hating you.<br /> <br /> [[File:Jewish influence in hip hop.jpg|thumb]]<br /> <br /> ===...Hollywood===<br /> <br /> A casual perusal of the end credits attached to just about all movies funded by Hollywood Jew-gold will see names such as Gold, Golden, Goldsmith, Goldblum,<br /> Goldstein, Silver, Silverstein, Silversmith, et. al. You get the drift. Many of these sneaky vermin pulling the strings behind the scenes have resorted to<br /> anglicizing their Yiddish nomenclature due to a old Jewish fairy-tale that they would face persecution if they have readily identifiable kike name. The Jew,<br /> being a proud and stupid person often opt to keep their traditional jew name. And then wonder why they have swastikas drawn on their front gates and large<br /> cinder-blocks dropped on their small pets. <br /> <br /> Conversely, you have many a jew who will anglicize their name in the hope of slipping under the allied radar. Not a hope. Wikipedia has a special 'jew-track<br /> -detect-name algorithm built into its structure which matches and cross-links jews to their spouses, spawn, relatives, friends(?) and data-matches them going back 6 generations (the Gold-standard as applied by the Third Reich) to detect and rectify any name changes. This is then displayed in their Wikipedia<br /> entry. They are a crafty creature after all. Who would guess that some actors, producers, directors without the slightest hook in their nose or habit of rubbing hands when looking at expensive items are actual Juden or married to same. So, identification has been made easy. A yellow star-of-david sewed onto <br /> their clothing would be ideal though that may cause a fuss in these enlightened(?) times.<br /> <br /> And why, you may ask yourself, are so may Jews involved with Hollywood. That is easy. Money and Power. Unlike a great many movies made in Europe, movies made in Hollywood have to make a shitload of money. If the story is good and appeals to the masses, all the better. The Jews can congratulate themselves <br /> for that. Something else they are very astute at (while making the Gentiles watch). <br /> <br /> more to come...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===...Music===<br /> {{Main|Music}}<br /> There is no Jewish [[Conspiracy Theory|Conspiracy]] in entertainment.<br /> <br /> In general, any performer that wears a mask is a jew, from KISS to Lady Gaga. Jews like wearing masks. Another giveaway to look out for is music whose main value is shock, eg: Marilyn Manson, DEVO, Twisted Sister.<br /> <br /> ===...Kikewood===<br /> {{main|Hollywood}}<br /> {{main|Harvey Weinstein}}<br /> [[Image:Genes121.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]<br /> [[Image:Bboys111.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]<br /> Here, Marlon Brando suggests that Jews start caring about regular people's suffering. This will never happen.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;lN17c2v2Vgk&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=gold|background=gold|margin=auto}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:000media.png|thumb|Jews have no influence in the media.]]<br /> <br /> ===... [[Fact|9/11]]=== <br /> [[Image:Jews_Own_the_Media_Motivator.jpg|thumb|200px|The M0ar U Know.]]<br /> [[Image:JEWTROLLS.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Some Jews, mainly Orthodox Jews are epic trolls.]]<br /> [[Image:Givechildren.jpg|thumb|200px|Give me your [[Children]].]]<br /> <br /> Yes, after the Kikes regained their homeland through [[lies|completely]] [[baby rape|legitimate]] [[Jew gold|means]] they quickly discovered that they had to share their squat of sand with a bunch of Arabs. Getting rid of Middle Easterners was suddenly the only thing Jews could think about. At first, UN was sympathetic to the plight of the Jews, because, after all, no human should be forced to share things with [[Arabs]]. However, the U.N. soon realized that hating Jews is the only thing that can unite the peoples of the world. Besides that, Jews don't count as people. Therefore, helping Jews is simply against U.N.'s sacred dream of peace, love, and cooperation between all '''humans''' on the planet. <br /> <br /> Now alone and desperate, the Jews needed to do something in order to get the stone rolling in the right direction. The Elders of Zion had a meeting with [[George W Bush]], and decided to organize a &quot;[[terrorist]]&quot; attack against the [[World Trade Center]]. The Arabs were easy to blame because they hate the Jewnited States of America.<br /> <br /> Simplifying matters even further, an obscure little Freedom-Fighting organization known as Al Queda, which just wanted to be recognized, was more than willing to take the blame. Their leader, [[Osama Bin Laden]], was quick to issue a video claiming responsibility for the attacks that was sold to Fox, and Americans like the stupid retards we are believe everything on Fox News as the Absolute Truth.<br /> <br /> The operation went much better than the Jews expected. Americans went into [[Rage|Brooklyn rage]], first on Afghanistan and then on Iraq. When Obama came to power, attention briefly focused from the Middle East to North Korea, which was apparently going [[Kim Jong-il|batshit insane]], all of this no doubt a ploy by the Jews, although in summer 2009 Jews still took time to orchestrate attacks from Jew-created social networking sites in an attempt to topple the government of the arch-enemy of world kikery, [[Iran]].<br /> <br /> Once the United States Military is done liberating [[Middle East]] from the Arabs, the Kikes will move in and lick off the topping of the oil on the cake; the U.S. will be left with the less tasty bottom and a lot of Jew spit. In the aftermath, the Jews will once again have proven successful at manipulating the government, taking advantage of their control of media, manipulating foreign opinions, killing insane numbers of random people, and seizing a large amount of [[oil]] to fund their needs and make more [[Jew gold]].<br /> <br /> '''See also:''' [[Neocon]]<br /> <br /> ===... Michael Jackson===<br /> <br /> Some people believe that Jews did Michael Jackson. Their reasoning goes as follows:<br /> <br /> 1. Jewish monetary perverts drool at the billions accumulated by MJ. They say shalom and try to invite themselves to dinner and MJ says GTFO. <br /> <br /> 2. In addition, Jews at the CIA want to insert memes into his lyrics so that they can sell more dope to the listeners. MJ says gb2hell. <br /> <br /> 3. Jews insert bait children into his life. Indeed, some of the children's families were bff with their Jewish attorneys. <br /> <br /> 4. MJ smells trouble, and responds with lyrics. The unedited version of one of his lyrics went as follows (srsly). Jewish lawyers made him change it. The song is accompanied by a creepy music that gives you visions of Jewish shark lawyers trying to banhammer you for good. <br /> <br /> He really fucked, <br /> He thought he really got control of me <br /> Somebody's out there, <br /> Somebody really wants to get me <br /> Kick me <br /> Kike me <br /> Use me <br /> Abuse me <br /> Sue me <br /> Jew me <br /> Take control of me <br /> <br /> 5. Jews find nothing funny and proceed with banhammering him. They fail at the banhammer but succeed in putting him out of commission. <br /> <br /> ===... Windows 10===<br /> *have you ever lost anything on windows when it crashed? Maybe a program is not working for no reason? its teh jews. <br /> *thanks to the jews, windows today is 70% [[System32|crap]], 20% useful stuff, 5% botnet, 4% good stuff, 1% unknown<br /> *Has 10^8 fanboys.<br /> *Old versions like Windows 95, 98, and ME crash [[over 9000]] times a '''SECOND'''. This was to prevent arabs from doing anything productive.<br /> <br /> Many people think that Microsoft is controlled by Bill Gates ([[autistic]] goy) but in reality he is merely a tool within a Zionist front organization. Gates is just a programmer who believes he's really rich with his billions while the Zionists are balling with their trillions (control of global money supply). Currently Microsoft's CEO is a right-wing Zionist Jew named Steve Ballmer whose mission was to help destroy the quality of Microsoft's products and provide goyim with shitty computers that crash on every click made.<br /> <br /> ==Jewish racial divisions==<br /> {{main|Who is a Jew?}}<br /> [[File:enemy jew.jpg|thumb]]<br /> [[File:Jew census.png|thumb|left|A most effective method.]]<br /> Race has huge importance in jewish culture. Race is the most important sign by which jew recognize other jews. Jew items, like yarmulka, david star necklace, Hava Nagila ringtones and unpronounceable surnames [[illiterate|alsou is]] used by jews to identify each other.<br /> <br /> Much like rodents, as depicted in this documentary, Judaism has spread throughout the world and is now considered endemic. According to tradition there of was one tribe of Africans that God anointed with human IQ. This sudden increase in intelligence led to this tribe to get the hell out of Africa ASAP, and so they branched out of Egypt to most if not all the World. Yes, there are Indian and Chinese Jews as indigestible that fact may be. There are even Scientist Jews on Antarctica, basically only North Korea is certified judenfrei (except for communism) which explains why it is Paradise. The whiter Jews are called Sephardim, while every other mongrel including niggers are kindly referred to as &quot;Oriental&quot;. These two groups have in common that they share some common nigger origin and believe in God, while there's a third group of Jews, the Ashkenazis, that is only there for political reasons. It basically goes like: Askenazi - whitest-looking, Sepharadi - Arabs with Jewish religion (maybe the Cohen family is real Jewish, experts don't know), African Jews - black people who call themselves Jews for no reason (probably because that way they can call &quot;THEMSELVES&quot; instead of &quot;THEMSLAVES&quot;).<br /> <br /> ===[[Ashcan|Ashke]][[nazi]]===<br /> [[File:Ashkenazi.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Ashkenazi]]<br /> Jew's operate on a simple principle, the whiter they are, the more dangerous they become. Ashekenazi's are the whitest of them all, and therefore can, and will, [[Rape|fuck you up the ass]]. If you see an Ashkenazi, you should [[death|run for your life.]] They are noted for being the only race hated by both Europeans, and non Ashkenazi Jew's, the first because they steal European intelligence and use it to cause havock in Europe, and the second because they appropriated Jewish culture and kicked out the original Jews, if you ever go to Israel and wonder why 90% of them look like they dropped out of Poland, Ashkenazi's are your answer. Ashkenazi's were created when european females encountered dark jews and had a bout of {{urbandictionary|jungle%20fever|jungle fever}} and dark Jews being [[nigger]]s, could not resist the sweet allure of {{urbandictionary|white%20women|white pussy}} making the half jewish psychopaths we have today. What's worse, these terrifying creatures are now bent on conquering [[You]]. Ashke means expatriate in Hebrew, and Nazi means Nazi. On April 30th 1945 the German Master Race discovered that their Leader had achieved Heroism. The newly reflective German Nazis understood the irony of it all and partnered with the only other people on Earth that were as Nationalists as them. Most surviving SS, as well as many loyal Nazi families, converted to Judaism and set up to conquer the world disguising themselves as their former enemies. This was the first time since the Khanate of Khazar that such a mass conversion to Judaism ever occurred. Ashkenazi jews have the highest IQ of all ethnic groups because [[divide by zero|they have convinced themselves to believe it]] and hence they are the master race. 90% of all jews, who control Hollywood, Tel-Avi-Sion, Wall Street and Zionist Occupied Governments are all Ashkenazi. Many Ashkenazi Jews were smart enough to move to America or Canada instead of Israel but those who went to Israel became dominant in politics and the economy. [[Fact|All of Israel's Prime Ministers]] have been Ashkenazi. As no one found Hitler's body, we believe that Hitler himself became an AshkeNazi and is now living in Israel, planing to kill his enemies. This group stands for 9 million out of 13 million Jews. The irony here is that that all jews from Russia and Poland consider themselves ash-keNazis. (for those that don't get it, it's the fact that ironically the term Ashkenazi has the word Nazi in it) Ashkenazi Jews are the most hated yet they consider themselves the superior human beings and call every non-jew &quot;Goyim&quot; and any Jew who is not Ashkenazi, &quot;Arsim&quot;. White Jews usually frequent /pol/ pretending to be Aryan White Supremacists to stir up fights between other whites.<br /> <br /> ===Mizrahi Jews===<br /> [[File:Jew jitsu.jpg|thumb]]<br /> [[Image:jewjitsu.jpg|thumb|right|Beware Jew-Jitsu!]]<br /> The only difference between a Mizrahi and an Arab is their pervert look.<br /> Sephardi Oriental Jews, or colored Jews (or Arab Jews), are from Africa and Asia (Asia is more than just China you know). Yellow-ish skin kikes (like Natalie Portman/Kim Kardashian) Sephardic is jew term for [[hispanics]], and in Israel they are like Mexicans in USA. Incidentally, their swarthy hue made them easy to spot by the &quot;[[rich|blue-blooded]]&quot; Inquisitors, which got them booted out of Spain and Portugal. Due to their lack of IQ, coloured jews only managed to emigrate to Israel. Unlike ashkenazis, they have not crossbred with Europeans and are therefore the purest of the Jews. Therefore, sephardic jews are more clanny and secretive than white jews, and a handful of families control all the gold. It is said, Sephardis have the gold, Ashkenazis have the brains. They &lt;s&gt;aren't&lt;/s&gt; ARE real Jews; which is why they are more violent and dumb. Some believe that they are the true Hebrews, &lt;s&gt;but&lt;/s&gt; and genetic studies found that they aren't different from the Arabs at all. After all, they lived in Africa and Asia since the beginning of time. They are uneducated, gold thieves, and do the worst war crimes. YEAH, THEY'RE THE VERY SAME DARKY BREED WHO KILLED JESUS. When Hitler tried to genocide them, he stopped, as he realized that they are too worthless (as opposed to ashkenazis who, with their hybrid European intelligence and Semitic barbarism, were a legitimate threat to pure Aryan culture). Seeing them makes you want to scream &quot;Hail AshkenaZitler!&quot; as you see how they fail with everything, especially with copying Arabic music and food. If you come to Israel and see what looks like too many Arabs, remember that the original Jews were in fact [[Middle Eastern]] sandniggers as are the Mizrahim of today. While you could find a real Jew in your country, you won't see any difference between a Mizrahi and a normal Arab in your country. They like having sex inside the family, that's why they so sick and dumb. Still, they are not the worst Jews...<br /> <br /> ===Schwarzies===<br /> During the late 1980s, the Israeli Government decided it needed less [[Palestine|rebellious]] slave-labor and so it kidnapped a bunch of starving [[nigger|Ethiopians]] who were more than thankful to call themselves whatever the matza-givers told them. In Israel, Schwarzies are not just slaves, but [[fail|the slaves]], as they serve the official slaves, the Arabs. Even the [[Nigeria|419 Niggers]] are converting to [[Judaism]] to avoid their barbaric Muslim and superstitious voodoo-loving Christian brothers.<br /> <br /> There are also [[Indian]] Jews as well. These Negrah Jews are the worst race from the worst ethnic group. They are stinkier, poorer, and have the biggest noses. They used to be stolen from South Africa to Israel, they serve the official slaves, the Palestinians. Just like the Mizrahim, they aren't REAL Jews; they just became Jews because they were poor and greedy to more money. They are not only enemies to you, they are the enemies of the Jews themselves. If you hate the Jews in your country, wait to see the monkey Jews in the shitland, Israel. The real Jews named them &quot;Ashvartze Hayis&quot; - black animals. [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]<br /> <br /> ===[[TL;DR|What the above means (Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Schwarzies)]]===<br /> Absolutely dick, because Jews are just Arabs with &lt;s&gt;a different God&lt;/s&gt; the same [[Allah|God]]. Lol, stupid religion.<br /> <br /> ==Jewish Slashfic==<br /> [[Image:starwarsisrael.jpg|thumb|right|The front cover of the Talmud, The Jewish holy book.]]<br /> [[Image:Rabbi giving herpes.jpg|right|thumb|A jew passing on herpes to a jew-larva]]<br /> [[File:Jewsstrike.jpg|thumb|Jews rely on trickery and deception in battle, in other words CUT AND RUN BOYS!]]<br /> The Jews wrote some of the oldest [[fanfic]] still in existence, which is alternately called the &quot;Old Testament&quot; and the &quot;Tanakh.&quot; Based on these writings, they obviously hate [[homosexual]]s and steal cocks. Sometimes as psychotic, violent and convoluted as a Shaw Brothers/Tarantino collaboration, the &quot;Old Testament&quot; AKA the Jew Testament is filled with acts of naked [[misogyny]] and barely-suppressed faggotry that would make any [[feminist]] instantly livid, as well as multiple counts of [[Cunt|mass murder]] and [[homophobia]] akin to that of their future Teuton oppressors, partially redeeming this otherwise Messiah-denying lot of hook-nosed bean counters. Also, unleavened bread consumption, hallucinating burning vegetation, daring HJIC Abraham to knock up some Egyptian harlot to create Israel's future &quot;enemy&quot;... the Jew Testament is full of hours of family-safe [[drama]] and [[lulz]]. Don't forget the missing foreskins!<br /> <br /> ===Talmud===<br /> {{main|Talmud}}<br /> ''This is what Jews actually believe'':<br /> <br /> *Menahoth 43b-44a. A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: &quot;Thank you God for not making me a Gentile, a woman or a slave&quot;.<br /> *Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Non-Jews are not human. Only Jews are human (&quot;Only ye are designated men&quot;).<br /> *Baba Mezia 24a, Sanhedrin 57a, Baba Kamma 113a: Jews may lie to, steal from, cheat, kill and rob non-Jews.<br /> *Rosh Hashanah 17a . Christians and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.<br /> *Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years &quot;and a day&quot; old) and/or rape a gentile.<br /> *Kethuboth 11b. When a older Jew has intercourse with a girl it is nothing because her virginity will grow back.<br /> *Sanhedrin 59a: A goy who studies the Talmud is liable for death.<br /> *Gittin 70a. The Rabbis taught: &quot;On coming from a privy (outdoor toilet) a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;blink&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;{{wayback|http://crushzion.k0nsl.org/jews-we-are-a-race-of-baby-raping-pedophiles-we-have-sucked-baby-penis-for-more-than-5000-years/|20130714231713|title=That's right, pedophile Jew rabbis suck baby dick for a living!}}&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Genital mutilation (circumcision)===<br /> <br /> The [[Metzizah b'peh|Jewish circumcision]] is the celebrated mutilation and barbecue (far as we know) of the male foreskin, symbolizing the jewgod's fetish for knives, mutilating children, and baby penis. The Jewgod is so obsessed mutilating penises that he curses the jew's foreskin, as it is said that any jew with a foreskin may actually enjoy sex and pleasure his woman. This is of course at odds with what the jewgod wants which is for jews to only worship him and give him money. Genital Mutilation is usually inflicted by a [[pedophile|&quot;mohel&quot;]], a [[Jew]] who enjoys fondling and cutting baby penis. <br /> <br /> Real hardcore jews suck the blood from the bleeding baby's penis. Sometimes the jew-larvae even dies from Herpes passed on to the infant from the mohel. '''{{archive|MTS0|(Seriously!)}}'''<br /> <br /> The most important difference between Judaism and Catholicism: in the Jew religion, child molestation by religious elders occurs out in the open in front of everyone with the parents laughing and smiling.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Jews in denial===<br /> <br /> [[File:Jew steel.jpg|thumb]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;PLbymPBRvGk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Plus, [[you]] could be one, too and not know it!'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |border=gold|background=gold}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> == Jewish Sex Trafficking. ==<br /> [[Ghislaine Maxwell]] provided girls to [[Epstein]], who didn't kill himself, and also ran her own prostitution business where she enticed and turned out underage girls. Then she hasn't killed herself yet.<br /> <br /> It's important to understand that the Jewishness of these criminals is not coincidental. The pattern for their conduct is laid out in the bible, in the books of Ruth and Esther. Maxwell is an updated Naomi, and Epstein an updated Mordecai.<br /> <br /> Christians like to think that the books of Esther and Ruth are happy little stories about the wonderful provision of God. They are not. They are about how to do sex trafficking.<br /> <br /> === Ruth ===<br /> The story in the book of Ruth takes place during tribal times. In it, &quot;Elimelek&quot; goes to live in Moab, presumably to expoit the Moabites with debt-slavery and compound interest. He dies, his widow Naomi lives on her married sons, and they two die. So she is left with two foreign daughter-in-laws: Orpah, and Ruth.<br /> <br /> Naomi manages, somehow, to gain the complete trust and confidence of Ruth:<br /> {{quote|But Ruth replied, “Don’t urge me to leave you or to turn back from you. Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God. Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried.}}<br /> <br /> Evidently, Ruth's family were not pleased about her marrying a Jew, and she had nowhere else to go. Possibly they had sold Ruth to settle their debts. The important part is, having gained Ruth's complete trust and dependence, what did Naomi do?<br /> {{quote|Now Boaz, with whose women you have worked, is a relative of ours. Tonight he will be winnowing barley on the threshing floor. Wash, put on perfume, and get dressed in your best clothes. Then go down to the threshing floor, but don’t let him know you are there until he has finished eating and drinking. When he lies down, note the place where he is lying. Then go and uncover his feet and lie down. He will tell you what to do.}}<br /> <br /> &quot;Climb into bed with Boaz &lt;b&gt;and do whatever he tells you to do&lt;/b&gt;.&quot;<br /> <br /> The stinking betrayal of it! Do you think Ruth had a choice? Thieved from her family, taken to a land where she would always be a slave, and her Patron/owner tells her to climb in bed with her cousin. Yeah, in the story it all ends well. In the story Boaz marries Ruth. Do you suppose Ruth had a nice time being seventh or eighth wife to this gentleman, domestic slave to all his other wives? In the story Boaz doesn't fuck Ruth that first night, its all very honourable. Do you believe that's how it went down? Seriously?<br /> <br /> In the book of Ruth, the jew Naomi human-trafficks a moabite girl, and turns her out for her cousin Boaz.<br /> <br /> === Esther ===<br /> You should read the book of Esther. You will understand modern politics better once you do. Ester is a straightforward honeypot/spy/whore, run by a handler named Mordechai. She marries the king, and gets her orders from her handler. Her job is to undermine the security of the Persian state and so make the world a better place for jews.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Now Esther had not revealed her family and her people, just as Mordecai had charged her, for Esther obeyed the command of Mordecai as when she was brought up by him.}}<br /> <br /> Note that Esther - according to the story - was the king's favourite wife. One has to ask, &quot;Where exactly did she learn to suck dick so good?&quot; Duh - from her cousin/handler/pimp, of course.<br /> <br /> Esther engineers the slaughter of tens of thousands of Persians. <br /> <br /> {{quote|And the king said to Queen Esther, “The Jews have killed and destroyed five hundred men in Shushan the citadel, and the ten sons of Haman. What have they done in the rest of the king’s provinces? Now what is your petition? It shall be granted to you. Or what is your further request? It shall be done.” Then Esther said, “If it pleases the king, let it be granted to the Jews who are in Shushan to do again tomorrow according to today’s decree, and let Haman’s ten sons be hanged on the gallows.<br /> …<br /> The remainder of the Jews in the king’s provinces gathered together and killed seventy-five thousand of their enemies.}}<br /> <br /> The King's actual citizens, loyal to him and to the nation, murdered en masse by a tiny minority of traitors. A tragedy for Persia, their only crime being that they were aware of what the jews were up to. To this day, Jews celebrate this event every year.<br /> <br /> === Teh Pron ===<br /> Porn is mostly financed, created, and distributed by jews. Check out who exactly owns that porn site you visit every night. And check out the faces on the girls (and for that matter the penises on the white guys). They're jews. Once you see it, you can't un-see it. Porn is mostly jews doing jew stuff, it's like watching nude Seinfeld. Just as they invented feminism to destroy the femininity of women (most important feminists are jews), they invented modern porn to destroy the masculinity of men.<br /> <br /> People say that [[Hitler]] burned books. What they don't tell you is that the books he was burning were mostly jew porn. Wikipedia will tell you that on Kristalnacht the germans went nuts and broke the windows of jewish &quot;hospitals and orphanages&quot;. What kind of hospital has a glass shopfront on main street? They broke the windows of jew dirty book shops, dirty movie theatres, brothels, and loan-sharking operations.<br /> <br /> ==Keeping kosher: An introduction for beginners==<br /> [[File:Jew Types.png|thumb|right|200px|Jews come in a variety of forms, memorizing them could save your life(savings).]]<br /> [[Image:Jews_beach.jpg|thumb|right|Jews are the only known natural metal detector.]]<br /> Jews follow dietary laws given to them by their God Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken, because they've forgotten how to pronounce it (modern scholars believes it was either Yud-Hey-Vav-Hey (YHVH), Jehovah, or [[Cthulhu]]). The kosher, or &quot;kraut,&quot; laws are voluminous and complex, though the basics include: <br /> <br /> #Not eating the flesh of certain &quot;forbidden&quot; animals (such as pigs). <br /> #Ensuring that those animals that are killed for food be killed in a ritually sanctified fashion. <br /> #Not consuming meats, in combination with dairy products. The Jews thus despise cheeseburgers and, and accordingly. What's life without a [[lolcats|cheeseburger]]?<br /> #Not consuming grape products, like wine, that are manufactured or touched by non-Jews. <br /> #Eating Aryan babies, usually at Passover and often with a delightful light sauce and table wine. <br /> #Avoiding Zyklon Knishes like the ten plagues of Moses. <br /> #Never eating anything prepared using utensils or dishes that have been used to serve non-kosher food. No, seriously. Like I'm supposed to buy new plates so your Jew ass can eat your slop. Get back in the oven. <br /> <br /> Contrary to popular belief or what the Jews tell you, Kosher meat is not the meat from ritually slaughtered animals. What else would they do with all those foreskins they slice off babies? The kikes know that there's money to be made from that meat. It's really not how the Kosher meat is made, it's what the Kosher meat is made with. <br /> <br /> ===Slurpees and Kashrut===<br /> <br /> The good news for Jews is that nearly all Slurpees are kosher! Pareve even! Except for Diet Pepsi, which is only Kosher Dairy as it has an anti-freezing sweetener derived from milk. And the Piña Colada, not Kosher at all; stay away Jew.<br /> <br /> === The Mezuzah ===<br /> <br /> A mezuzah is a container that contains a small parchment scroll and a 100 dollar bill that is hung on the main entrance of the house of a Jewish person's door jam. Contained upon the parchment are the Hebrew words of the Shema which were handwritten by a Jewish scribe. On the $100 Bill there will be a blue triangle with the word ZOG written in the center or ''' זוג '''.<br /> <br /> Wealthy families will usually have one that is made of [[Jew Gold|gold]] or silver so [[You]] should steal one on sight.<br /> <br /> == Converting to Judaism ==<br /> <br /> Converting to Judaism has several advantages. You are entitled to an Israeli passport that can prove handy if the FBI brands you as a pedobear. You may also be entitled to a resort like-villa in occupied [[Palestine]] and [[Australia]]. [[Lie|A little paperwork]] can also get you some German Holocaust reparations. <br /> <br /> Alas, its not that easy. Realizing that Israel would be flooded by poor people from Zimbabwe and Mexico, Jews never encourage conversion. Even dark coloured Ethiopian and Ugandan Jews are laughed at as half-asses in Israel. If you inquire about converting, Jews would direct you to join Jewish scam-business cults such as Scientology and Jehovah's Witnesses instead. Bear in mind that if you join these groups to get Jewgold, you will be the one paying it instead!<br /> <br /> {{quote|You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed&lt;BR&gt;Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again&lt;BR&gt;You heard all kikes have to get circumcised&lt;BR&gt;You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;[Chorus:]&lt;BR&gt;No one would touch you, now you're a Jew&lt;BR&gt;You fucking hebe, now you're a kike&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;After you got circumcised&lt;BR&gt;Guys still wouldn't touch you&lt;BR&gt;It's bad enough you were a fag before&lt;BR&gt;Now you're a gay faggot Jew&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/defendersofthehate.html#10]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ask a Jew anything==<br /> {{main|The Jews and Their Lies}}<br /> *Is there a secret Jewish organisization that rules the world? Mel Gibson.<br /> <br /> Yes Mel, there is. Every Friday, Exactly 1 hour before sunset, we have to be at our computers to vote on our master plan and we then spend the next 24 hours washing our hands of it. This week we're voting on Fucking over fat, white America with a 2 cent junkfood tax.<br /> <br /> *Why are you Jews so damn greedy? [[Asshole|David Duke]]<br /> <br /> I see it less as greed and more of a taste for the finer things in life. Until you have driven down the coast of California in a Ferarri convertable, with the top down, AC Blasting and a $10,000 a day call girl feeding you some of the finest [[cocaine|Columbian]] with a platinum coke spoon you mother gave you, you don't know what living is.<br /> <br /> *Thanks for the cigarette tax asshole. Some French Guy.<br /> <br /> That wasnt us, that was your brilliant liberal thinkers like [[dumb ass|Bill Clinton]] and [[niger|Obama]] that thought that the numbers would stay the same if a pack of cigarettes was raised to $10 and they could pay for their health plans. Simple accounting or economics will tell you how stupid this idea is.<br /> <br /> *I hope God forgives you Jews for being Jews. [[Chris Chan|CWC]] <br /> <br /> He does. As the [[child molester|Catholics]] teach, God forgives whoever has the cash, and we're Jews.<br /> <br /> *Why does Tv suck so bad?<br /> <br /> We, Jews, are only responsable for the commercials. You, fat America, are responsable for what's on because you keep watching shit like &quot;Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.&quot; The way it works is, the more you watch shit like The [[Star Trek|Cardashians,]] the more we will put our commercials in that time zone and on that channel to get you to buy our shitty products.<br /> <br /> *What the [[fuck]] is up with [[jew|Sarah Silverman]]? Is she supposed to be funny? Jerry Seinfield.<br /> <br /> I'm just as confused as you are. All I get is that she's a [[Jew|Fran Dresher]] wannabee that also wants to be the blonde, [[aryan]], cheerleader type. Ill let you in on a little secret, we Jews hate her too and put her out there as a Jewish cliche to serve as a lightning rod for Southern American Anit-Semitism.<br /> <br /> '''''Reminder:''' The above is another example of the Jews and their lies. Nevar forget.''<br /> <br /> == Jew names ==<br /> If you had one of these names'n'surenames, you have at least a 1% of jewish ancestry<br /> <br /> *Any surname with Gold or ending with berg or stein<br /> *Aaron<br /> **Ahron<br /> **Aron<br /> **Aarón<br /> *Abdías<br /> **Abdón<br /> *Abel<br /> *Abigail<br /> *Ada<br /> *Adan<br /> **Adán<br /> **[[Adam Lanza|Adam]]<br /> *Ana<br /> **Anne<br /> **Anna<br /> *Ariel<br /> *Avraham<br /> **Abraham<br /> **Abraám<br /> *Bartholomew<br /> **Bart<br /> **Bartolomé<br /> *Benjamin<br /> **Benjamín<br /> *Belen<br /> **Belem<br /> **Belén<br /> *Carmelo<br /> *Carmen<br /> **Karmain<br /> *Cohen<br /> *Daniel<br /> **Danilo<br /> **Daniil<br /> **Dan<br /> *David<br /> **Dave<br /> *Deborah<br /> **Déborah<br /> *Eitan<br /> **Ethan<br /> **Izan<br /> *Elias<br /> **Elías<br /> **Eli<br /> ***Ely<br /> **Elijah<br /> **Ilias<br /> **Elisa<br /> ***Lisa<br /> ****Lizzy<br /> *Eran<br /> *Ester<br /> **Esther<br /> **Estér<br /> *Eva<br /> **Eve<br /> **Ivi<br /> **Ivo<br /> *Gabriel<br /> **Gabrijjel<br /> *Gedeon<br /> **Gedeón<br /> **Guideon<br /> *Isaac<br /> **Isaacks<br /> **Isaack<br /> *Isaias<br /> **Isaías<br /> **Isaiah<br /> **Isaí<br /> *Ismael<br /> **[[Cho Seung-Hui|Ishmael]]<br /> **Ismäel<br /> **Ishmäel<br /> *Israel (country)<br /> *Israel (boy name)<br /> *Ivan<br /> **Evan<br /> **Iván<br /> **Igor<br /> **Egor<br /> **Ivans<br /> **Evans<br /> **Iwan<br /> *Yakub<br /> **Jacob<br /> **Jacobo<br /> **Jakub<br /> *Jael<br /> **Gael<br /> **Gäel<br /> *Jair<br /> **Jairo<br /> *Jeremiah<br /> **Jeremías<br /> *Joel<br /> *Juan<br /> *Levi<br /> **Levy<br /> **Levi's<br /> *Lucas<br /> **Luke<br /> *Manuel<br /> **Manoel<br /> *Miriam<br /> **Mariah<br /> **María<br /> **Mary<br /> **Mery<br /> **Maria<br /> *Martha<br /> **Marta<br /> *Micael<br /> **Mikhail<br /> **Miguel<br /> **Michael<br /> ***Mitchell<br /> ****Mitch<br /> ***Mike<br /> *Mordejai<br /> **Mordecai<br /> *Moshe<br /> *Nathaniel<br /> **Nathan<br /> *Noam<br /> **Noe<br /> **Noel<br /> **Noelia<br /> **Noah<br /> **Noemi<br /> *Ori<br /> *[[Slap Chop|Offer]]<br /> *Offi<br /> *Rapahel<br /> **Rafael<br /> **Rafa<br /> **Raphinha<br /> *Rachel<br /> **Raquel<br /> *Rebecca<br /> **Rebeca<br /> ***Beca<br /> *Ruth<br /> **Rut<br /> *Samuel<br /> **[[Sam Hyde|Sam]]<br /> ***[[SammyClassicSonicFan|Sammy]]<br /> **Shmuel<br /> **Samantha<br /> **Samanta<br /> *Santiago<br /> *[[Sarah Andersen|Sarah]]<br /> **Sara<br /> *Saul<br /> **Saúl<br /> *Shlomi<br /> *Thobias<br /> **Tobías<br /> **Tobiah<br /> **Tobby<br /> *Yosef<br /> **IosiF<br /> **Joseph<br /> **Josef<br /> **Jose<br /> ***José<br /> **Joosep<br /> **Yahvé<br /> ***Iahvé<br /> ***Yahveh<br /> **Joshue<br /> ***Joshua<br /> ***Josué<br /> **Josías<br /> ***Josiah<br /> **Yosi<br /> *Zachary<br /> **Zacarías<br /> **Zachariah<br /> **Zacariah<br /> <br /> == Commentary ==<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{quote|OK you arrogant wannabe nazi asshole. [[Lie|Raping is not funny, killing jews or anyone else is not funny]], you are fake and you have to hide behind your bullshit to feel secure. Good ban me, but you can get your stupid inbred ass up and tell me like a man, not &quot;you got ass [[rape|raped]]&quot; well when [[your mom]] or sister gets ass raped lets see how funny it is then bitch. and you know what it's not a crime for me to change the entire page. I also feel the need to inform you that I am jewish, and that all of that bullshit is highly offensive, and should you dare slip up, I will sue your site and you for hate crimes. Now would you like that how does it feel to be &quot;[[pwned]]&quot;. Do you use that phrase because you were too busy fucking your inbred ass sister to open a book and learn to spell owned? Do you feel that you are superior because you can say shit like &quot;I hate jews&quot; ya, when someone says I hate white inbred ass bitches and points at you then how do you feel? HMM? Do you still try to make yourself look big by saying even more spiteful and hateful things, do you have to hide behind this because the only ass you come close to getting is the one in that pic becaus you have a small dick? Do tell why you are so insecure that you must use words like [[Jimbo Wales|niggerloving kike]]? I'm suprised you can spell those words right, I guess having a penis the size of a grain of rice and trying to jack it off you just gave up and learned to spell. Next all I need to do is wait and watch and as soon as you slip up I will have an [[attorney at lol|attourney]] speak to you for the [[Internet lawsuit|charges of hate crimes]]. So I expect a reply unless all of what I'm saying is correct. And next time I suggest watching what you say and allow to be said. Now you can return to getting cock in your ass|Butthurt Jew}}|background=gold|border=gold}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> This quote embodies the true [[Evil|soul of the Jew]]. He starts out with a Jewtastic argument about racism, but reverts to the typical &quot;stupid inbred sister fucker&quot; garbage that you expect from some butthurt fucker on the Internet. He then goes on to say that surprise buttsecks isn't funny, which we all know is incorrect. Also, notice how he resorts to a threatening a lawsuit, the jew's primary defense.<br /> <br /> == YouTube ==<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|vf1|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;bVdireUJS1Q&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Anti-Semitic Elmo<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;9oYDBtCN-hk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;[[Soulja Boy]]/Jew Mashup<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;qdpvDIO1Yr4&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;The Right Way/Jew Mashup<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Th2qwiC7q70&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Shapeshifters!&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;pD-si_0KXM0&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Jew the Harlem Shake<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Hq7X2aiV9Sk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;You will not escape our wrath.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;1oO0_1oS_oU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;[[aspie|Chess master]] Bobby Fischer strikes the heart of the Zionist West.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DtlLHwk9_Rw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Jews celebrated Hanukkah [[2008]] with a mass murder of Palestinian&lt;br /&gt;civilians in Gaza City as [[murder|ritual blood sacrifice]] to their God.}}<br /> |border=gold|background=gold}}<br /> |}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> ==Jew gallery==<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; background:#FFd700; border:1px solid #AAAAAA; margin:5px 0 5px 0;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;width:55px;&quot; | [[File:Jew information icon.png|53px]]<br /> | style=&quot;text-align:left;&quot; |[[Jews/Gallery|For the full gallery, click here. NO JEWS ALLOWED!!!]]<br /> |}<br /> &lt;!-- Don't put any pics in the gallery below, you fucking retard. Put them in the separate page, ya fuckin' dolts. --&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ArtistsRepresentationOfAJew.JPG|A generic Jew, according to [[Disney]].<br /> File:Deusgevalt.png|Jews often [[Assassin's Creed|Impersonated crusaders to assassinate them.]]<br /> File:Racewarnow.png|A savage jew getting put in his rightful place.<br /> File:Layze3.jpg|What most jewish women look like. Eww, gross!<br /> File:Sexy Jewish Girl.jpg|Authentic Jewish Beauty.<br /> File:SusJew.jpg<br /> File:Jewlewding.jpg|Generic Semite<br /> File:Jew000100010066.jpg|Cancerous [[Generation Z]] meme<br /> File:JewCompiler.jpg|Kike Nukem<br /> File:Jewsneedgolds02.jpg|The truth<br /> File:Jews doings.png|Jews often indoctrinate and brainwash our youth with [[Communism]].<br /> File:Uglykike1.jpg<br /> File:The_jewish_swamp_t3hing.jpg<br /> File:TheTruthabouttheJews.jpg<br /> File:No_shlomo_kikebusters.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=#ffd700<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> [[File:Bhs shyster &quot;sir&quot; philip green avoids camera.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Bought a company for £200m, ran it into the ground to the tune of -£1.3bn, paid himself £578m, let the staff pension scheme collapse, sold the company for just £1.00 and walked away immediately before it went bankrupt. Diagnosis: JEW]]<br /> [[File:Jesus of nazareth - the final solution.png|thumb|right|270px|Jesus saves, but who saved Jesus?]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]] - Misunderstood angel of good and also a secret Jew. It explains how he achieved so much and fucked over everyone he knew in the end because, like a Jew, he'drather break it then let someone else have it.<br /> *[[Brittan Heller]] Shameless shill for the ADL, whines about online sticks and stones. [[AutoAdmit]] first pegged her as a lying bitch in 2005.<br /> *[[The Jewish Question]]<br /> *[[Chelsea Clinton]] Married in<br /> *[[Doc James]] - Jew Doc pushing his own POV agenda on [[Wikipedia]]<br /> *[[Ela Thier]] - Jews love America... until it interferes with their [[abortions]].<br /> *[[GIYUS]]<br /> *[[Holocaust]] - The gift that keeps on giving.<br /> *[[Holocaust Porn]] - What Jews masturbate to.<br /> *[[Iceland]] - Tried to emulate the Jew idea of stealing money through immoral borderline criminal banking, but ended up paying the bill themselves.<br /> *[[Internet]] - Worst enemy <br /> *[[Israel]] - The &quot;Kingdom of the Jews&quot; (approx. 98.9% Jew infested).<br /> *[[Jesus is Hitler]]<br /> *[[Jewbo]]<br /> *[[JEWS DID WTC]] - Truth.<br /> *[[Jew Watch]]<br /> *[[Jim Traficant]] Some say the ZOG did him in because he knew the truth<br /> *[[Lolocaust]]<br /> *[[Melinda and Marshall Castersen]]<br /> *[[Miriam Lazewatsky]] - Dumb Jewish whore who blames her fat ass on the goyim conspiracy.<br /> *[[Monica Lewinsky]] - Jew [[slut]] goes down on goyim President.<br /> *[[Mel Gibson]] Public enemy #1 to them<br /> *[[memes]] Also another threat<br /> *[[Mia Janin]]<br /> *[[Miriam Lazewatsky]] - Dumb Jewish whore who blames her fat ass on the goyim conspiracy.<br /> *[[Monica Lewinsky]] - Jew [[slut]] goes down on goyim President.<br /> *[[Nazis]] <br /> *[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]<br /> *[[Otto Warmbier]] Obama let North Korea murder him because he was a Jew.<br /> *[[Rat|Rats]] - Jews in animal form.<br /> *[[Rob Reiner]]<br /> *[[Roger Waters]] They're his enemy because they keep trying to shut down his '''This Is Not Drill''' Concert<br /> *[[Ozzy Osbourne|Sharon Osbourne]]<br /> *[[Snitch]]<br /> *[[Lauren Faust]], [[Rebecca Sugar]], and [[Daron Nefcy]]<br /> *[[Mental illness]]<br /> *[[Ozzy Osbourne]] - He married one<br /> *[[Victim complex]] - The most common calling card amongst all kikes.<br /> *[[Ed, Edd n Eddy]] - Cartoon about three jews living in an upperclass neighbourhood full of jews and all in all is 12 and 1/2 minutes of people sitting around and bitching about how expensive things are.<br /> *[[The Hebrew Hammer]] - Comedy about a Jewish Detective trying to stop Santa Clause's evil son Damian.<br /> <br /> ===LiveJournal Joos===<br /> *{{ljcomm|user=all4israel}}<br /> *{{ljcomm|user=anti_zionists}}<br /> *{{ljcomm|user=gay_jews}} <br /> *{{ljcomm|user=jbcs}}; or, Jews By Choice.<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> [[File:Nazi firing squad.gif|right|200px]]<br /> *[https://nypost.com/2013/11/04/fraudster-gets-8-years-in-57m-holocaust-scheme/ A Jew named '''Semen''' gets eight years for $57m Holocaust reparation fraud] - No really, his name is [[LOL|Semen]] Domnitser.<br /> *'''{{archive|Ok18R|The Fecal Fixation of the Chosen Ones}}'''<br /> *[http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/9678948362 Jew banned from battle.net over &quot;retarded goyim&quot; remark] '''{{archive|YBrH1|(Archived)}}''' - Oy vey! It's another Shoah!<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.jewwatch.com/index.htm Jews went insane trying to get this site taken down]&lt;/s&gt; lol they did '''{{archive|uU2MY|(Archived)}}'''<br /> *[https://englishrussia.com/2015/09/14/jewish-people-coming-to-ukraine-to-celebrate-new-year/ Educational photos about how Jews celebrate New Year] - They are truly disgusting!!! Also it happened in their newest colony: Ukraine! Does this feel like hyenas feasting on a corpse they killed to you?<br /> *[http://kike.biz kike.biz]<br /> *'''{{archive|BeE3E|Jews Also Control The &quot;Free Encyclopedia&quot; By any chance, could it be Wikipedoia?}}'''<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{pedoseries}}<br /> {{Christianity}}<br /> {{Life}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{race}}<br /> {{money}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|[[File:Nazi soap.jpg|350px]]|border=gold|background=gold}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 21st &amp; 22nd, [[2014]]|[[Addison Mikkelson]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Gorgeous George]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now April 3 &amp; 4, [[2026]]|[[I did it for the lulz]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Epithets]]<br /> [[Category:Subcultures]]<br /> [[Category:Satanism]]</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=I_did_it_for_the_lulz&diff=1949096 2026-04-02T19:04:58Z

<p>The PolishPrince: /* See also: */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Lolzturtle.gif|right|Correct execution of the &quot;I did it for the lulz&quot; boogie]]<br /> [[Image:Baddude lulz.png|thumb|Are you bad enough to do it for the lulz?]]<br /> [[Image:Kim Jong IL - for teh lulz.jpg|thumb|Kim Jong Ir has [[Engrish|arwaysdone it for teh rurz.]]]]<br /> [[File:OJDIDITFORTHELULZ.JPG|thumb|Guaranteed acquittal.]]<br /> '''&quot;I Did It For The [[Lulz]]&quot;''' (IDIFTL) is a [[catchphrase]] which serves as a blanket explanation for any [[troll]]ing you do or any [[internet drama]] you cause. If you are experiencing [[troll's remorse]], saying &quot;I did it for the lulz&quot; three times out loud should clear your [[conscience]], therefore cleansing your soul in all circumstances...(also see [[offended]] if that doesn't work).<br /> <br /> Encyclopedia Dramatica is proof that doing something for the lulz is the only reason to do anything; trolling for anything else is a [[crime]] worthy of [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|being trolled yourself]]. IDIFTL is also [[Truth|the greatest legal defense that has ever been used]], second only to the [[bullshit]] claim of [[insanity]] or pleading the 5th.<br /> <br /> While doing it for the lulz on the Internets is a perfectly acceptable excuse to do anything, doing so IRL can have [[rape|painful]] consequences, especially if your attempt fails. But success in doing so will usually guarantee you a place in the [[anal|annal]]s of history, as some of the individuals and groups below will attest to. But regardless of success or failure, doing it for the lulz is ALWAYS worth it. In fact, doing it for the lulz is the best thing anyone could ever hope for.<br /> <br /> == ED Guideline ==<br /> [[Image:4tehlulz.jpg|thumb|In the Philippines they always do it for the lulz]]<br /> It is [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] policy that anything is acceptable if it was done for the lulz. An article and edits are only valid if they were made for the lulz. If you find an <br /> article that was not done for the lulz then it is [[shit]] and should be re-written or deleted.<br /> <br /> <br /> If you find an edit that was not done for the lulz, plz hit up the editor's page and [[vandal|vandalize]] the shit out of it. &lt;nowiki&gt;{{unwelcome}}&lt;/nowiki&gt; tags should be applied [[liberalism|liberally.]]<br /> <br /> ==Noteworthy occurrences==<br /> <br /> Doing it for the lulz has a long history with noteworthy people. Of course, the most noteworthy on-line occurrences done for lulz are [[LJDrama]] and [[Frienditto]]. Other notable occurrences include the following:<br /> <br /> ===[[so cash|Johnny Cash]]===<br /> [[Image:Fonz-did-911.jpg|thumb|This photo was created for the lulz]]<br /> <br /> Johnny Cash became the ultimate lulz pioneer with his song &quot;Folsom Prison Blues,&quot; which became famous for the lyrics &quot;I shot a man in Reno, just for the lulz.&quot; Soon [[Fox News]] began blasting Johnny Cash for being the baddest motherfucker on the planet, to which Johnny got even more lulz.<br /> <br /> [[Your Mom|The man in black]] went on to write &quot;Ring of Fire,&quot; relating the story of his filming of the legendary [[Zippocat|Cat on Fire]] video + screencap, the x-rated version, of course, hence the name &quot;Ring of Fire.&quot; This was his favorite source of lulz next to [[CP|child pornography]] which, coincidentally, is one of the few things that gets the lulz anymore.<br /> <br /> Of note is the song &quot;Cocaine Blues&quot; where Johnny sings &quot;I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down, I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head&quot; Although not specific in the song, anything containing cocaine and guns is done for the lulz.<br /> <br /> Johnny also crashed his winnebago once into a wildlife reserve, [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|igniting the whole forest]] and nearly destroying an entire endangered species of buzzard. When questioned why he did it, he stated simply &quot;I did it for the lulz&quot;<br /> <br /> Johnny became an [[emo|emofag]] due to contracting [[Troll's remorse]] in his final years. During this time period he performed a cover of the [[fag|NIN]]'s song: &quot;[[Butthurt|Hurt]],&quot; which was originally written by [[Trent Reznor]]. In it, he talked about his [[Cutting|atonement]] and remorse for his lulz-motivated actions. Shortly thereafter, he passed away. A full-scale autopsy revealed that fatal levels of [[Anti-lulz]] had flooded his [[Ass|immune system]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Julia Gillard]]===<br /> Julia Gillard became an entrepreneur for the lulz in Australia when she took a knife, stabbed Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in the back with it and stood atop his broken corpse to become prime minister of the [[worlds largest prison]]. This would result in lots of political dramaz. After the dramaz finished she gave a glorious speech on lulz, passionately claiming &quot;I did it for teh lulz gaiz&quot;. <br /> <br /> ===[[Iraq]] [[War]]===<br /> <br /> When asked about the War in Iraq, [[George W. Bush]] was quoted as saying: &quot;I did it for the [[lulz]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===[[Pulling_a_Lynndie|Abu Ghraib]] ===<br /> [[Image:Lynndie England.jpg|thumb|right|&quot;Just following orders,&quot; was Lynndie's response when first asked why she stripped men naked, [[Put Shoe On Head|placed bags over their heads]], and then [[Win|jeered at them with a cigarette in her mouth.]] ]]<br /> The mini-sequel to [[Iraq_war|Gulf War 2]], Abu Gharaib will be forever remembered for [[lulz]] and [[buttsecks]].<br /> <br /> ''See also: [[Pulling_a_Lynndie]]''<br /> <br /> ===[[God]]=== <br /> <br /> [[Martin Luther King|Martin Luther]], in his book [[BDSM|Bondage of the Will]] (written [[at least 100 years ago]] to troll the [[Shotacon|Catholic Church]]), expressed that man had no control over his [[sin]] unless God first [[buttsecks|penetrated]] someone's consciousness to bring them to [[Jesus]]. Luther made clear that few would encounter this &quot;holy [[rape]] of the soul,&quot; and that God predestined both these [[President Barack Hussein Obama|elected]] people as well as [[furry|those people who would consciously suffer hellfire for all eternity]]. Given Luther's prophecy that [[Westboro Baptist Church]] would alone comprise the residents of [[Heaven]] and that the remaining billions of [[fag|fags]] and [[faghag|fag enablers]] were destined to be burned forever by God in the presence of Jesus and Phelps, for a Godly reason the Bible describes in [[tl;dr|the book of Galatians]] as an unknown &quot;purpose unto Himself,&quot; we can conclude the universal [[truth]] that God is, ultimately, doing it all for the lulz. Post this holy [[fact]] on pretty much any Christian forum for a guaranteed [[Christfag]] shitstorm and subsequent [[troll]] banquet on which to feed. <br /> <br /> ===[[Jesus]]===<br /> The birth of Jesus was another memorable repercussion of &quot;doing it for the lulz,&quot; as [[God]] thought it would be funny to [[Holocaust|fuck with the Jews]] and their [[Religion]]. God also did it to get away with raping a virgin.<br /> [[Image:Jesusisacunt.jpg|thumb|All for the lulz.]]<br /> <br /> ===[[9/11]]===<br /> The widespread myth that 9/11 was a reaction to [[US]] imperialism and support of [[Israel]] is just that--a myth. On a tape release by [[Osama bin Laden]], he [[Osama bin Laden#Osama_before_9.2F11|admits to doing it for the lulz.]] Osama bin Laden did claim responsibility for 9/11, but in actuality the [[JEWS DID WTC]]. [[Some argue|Many theorize]] that they did this for the lulz, but others cite the [[fact]] that [[Jews]] have no soul or dicks. Osama decided to release the tape anyway just for [[MOAR]] lulz.<br /> <br /> ===flashman===<br /> In addition to the lulz-inspiring 9/11, a [[LiveJournal]] user created a [[fake_journal|fake journal]] of a man that supposedly died in the 9/11 attack. When exposed, while unavailable for public comment, she confided to her friends &quot;I did it for the lulz.&quot; The LJ community, however, views it as [[too soon]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Juliana Wetmore]]===<br /> God created Juliana Wetmore, or disfigured her, for the Lulz.<br /> <br /> ===WarGames===<br /> Lyle Watson: I mean have you gotten any insight as to why a, a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?<br /> <br /> FBI Agent George Wigan: No sir. He says he does this sort of thing for fun. <br /> <br /> Very early internetlulz.<br /> <br /> ===[[Cripples]]===<br /> [[TL;DR|Need I actually explain?]]<br /> <br /> ===[[Hitler]]===<br /> [[Image:ForLulz.jpg|thumb|It was known Hitler committed many atrocities &quot;für die lulz&quot;. He also enjoyed golf.]]<br /> Before [[Hitler]] an hero'd, it has been recorded that he said &quot;I don't understand. I just did it for the lulz.&quot; It took [[at least 100 years]] for people to notice that killing [[Jews]] is lulz worthy, making Hitler ahead of his time. Nowadays Hitler is considered to be [[an hero]], and many people go back in time to vote him.<br /> <br /> ===[[Al Gore]]===<br /> It is widely believed that Al Gore created the [[Internets]] and [[Global Warming]] for the lulz.<br /> <br /> ===[[Godzilla]]===<br /> Enjoys visiting japan every once in a while, just for the lulz... [[Image:GodzillaLulz.JPG|thumb|No one knows why he does it, scientist believe it's for the lulz.]]<br /> <br /> ===Diego Rivera===<br /> Diego Rivera, a Mexican painted a mural depicting Lenin on a Rockefeller Center wall during the [[communism|Red Scare]] for the lulz.<br /> <br /> ===[[Michael Jackson]]===<br /> [[Michael Jackson]] has done it for the lulz from at least the 80s, when he set himself on fire during the filming of a Pepsi commercial. &quot;I'm glad that everyone is laughing,&quot; Michael Jackson said from his hospital bed, &quot;the lulz give me warm tingly feelings.&quot; Soon, however, the warm tingly feelings for the lulz was replaced by warm tingly feelings for [[rape|raping]] boys. At his recent trial, he was acquitted of all charges. Speculation remains on whether or not this was the fact that he broke down and screamed, &quot;It was all for the lulz!&quot; and moved the jury to tears of laughter. [[Goodnight sweet prince|He is now dead]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Brandon-3.jpg|frame|Brandon &quot;I told u I was hardcore&quot; Vedas, lulzing IRC in '03.]]<br /> <br /> ===[[Ripper|Brandon Vedas]]===<br /> As Smoke2k can attest, Brandon '[[Ripper]]' Vedas was lulzing the [http://www.shroomery.org Shroomery] chatroom up when he [[An Hero#External Links|overdosed]] online for the world to see.<br /> <br /> ===[[Budd Dwyer]]===<br /> When Pennsylvania State Treasurer Budd Dwyer was caught for bribery and receiving kickbacks, he pulled one of the greatest lulz maneuvers in history: avoiding jailtime by blowing his brains out on live T.V. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1296909173 Hey man, nice shot.]<br /> <br /> ===[[Kevin Whitrick]]===<br /> The only proven way to avoid [[troll's remorse]] is to become [[an hero]] as part of the troll itself. This maneuver was deftly executed by [[Kevin Whitrick]] who pulled a [[Saddam]] for a live audience on an &quot;insult chatroom&quot; on Paltalk, combining the best of [[Ripper]] and [[Budd Dwyer|Budd]] all in one go. &quot;When Kevin stepped off the [[chair]] and was left dangling, the mood in the chatroom changed.&quot; [[O RLY]]?<br /> <br /> ===[[Maury|Maury Povich]]===<br /> Maury Povich, host of The Maury Show, has been doing it for the lulz for many years. The Maury Show (more like the MOAR Show, amiririte?) has only one possible plot: A black woman, [[User:Sheneequa|Shaniqua]], comes on and accuses Jamaal of being her baby daddy. However, [[Nigger|Jamaal]] denies it, because Shaniqua is a [[Cock Trapper|lyin' ho]]. Then, we find out whether Jamaal really is/is not the father. Many [[lulz]] and [[drama]] ensue daily from this program.<br /> <br /> ===[[Hiroshima]]===<br /> [[Image:LULZPLATE.jpg|thumb|In teh Arizona they do it for the lulz]]<br /> [[Image:Nebraskalulzplate.jpg|thumb|In teh Nebraska they also do it for the lulz.]]<br /> J. Robert Oppenheimer and some other [[geek]]s built an [[Hiroshima|atom bomb]] that was going to become unstable and possibly fizzle. Knowing that this bomb was a verifiable [[evil]] machine, Harry Truman dropped it on wonderful [[Japanese]]. This story has a poor moral, as some say that Truman later had a case of [[IRL]] [[Troll's remorse]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Adult Swim]]===<br /> On January 31st 2007, in an unusually lulzworthy stunt, [[Adult Swim|Adult_Swim]] launched the entire city of Boston, MA into terror when the masses mistook electronic [[ATHF Terrorist Attack|light boards featuring a Mooninite]] for [[terrorist]] bombs. In a fit of [[Troll's remorse]], the company apologized, stating: &quot;We are still trying to understand where it all went wrong, we just did it for the lulz.&quot; We commend Adult Swim for the resulting [[lulz]] and [[drama]]. Consequently, Adult Swim was also done entirely for the lulz of seeing what would happen when adult material was placed on a children's channel. <br /> <br /> ===Dale Earnhardt===<br /> Dale Earnhardt would have been an [[an hero]] if his entire fan base wasn't [[rednecks]] who mistakenly believed to him have died of accidental causes during a crash on the lap last of a 500 lap race. When interviewed before the race Earnhardt was quoted as having said &quot;Don't tell the fans, but I did it for the [[lulz]]&quot;. Oddly however, when asked why Earnhardt wasn't required, or even encouraged to wear the proper safety equipment that would have saved his life, both NASCAR and saftey gear manufacturer Bill Simpson confessed to doing it for the [[lulz]] as well. Earnhardt's wanna be [[an hero]] death also makes especially good bait for trolls unfortunate enough to reside in the same area as [[rednecks]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Your Mom]]===<br /> Your mom did [[everyone|it]] for the lulz. see [[16 year old girls]].<br /> <br /> ===Bill Clinton and your mom===<br /> Bill Clinton had teh [[buttsecks]] with your mom for the lulz. See [[Monica Lewinsky]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:formorelulz.png|thumb|right|Osama did it for teh lulz.]]<br /> <br /> ===Prohibition===<br /> <br /> The Prohibition Act of 1920 is, in itself, a tale of epic drama. With the bill passed by Congress, president (and lulzless democrat) Woodrow Wilson, feeling a case of Troll's Remorse, decided to veto the bill just because he felt that banning alcohol would detriment the status quo (some have debated that the veto was done for the lulz as well). By foreseeing the limitless potential of lulz and drama that would ensue if Prohibition were to be in effect, Congress pwned the president's ruling by a 2/3rd's majority. What would occur during the Prohibition period would be the Golden Age of Lulz. No person was ever hungry for lulz during this period, as everybody was in uproarious laughter throughout the 1920's thanks to the drama that occurred. Thanks to this event, the preceding decade has been dubbed as &quot;The Roaring 20's.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Vietnam War===<br /> <br /> The [[Vietnam_War|Vietnam War]] was started by the [[French]] who were startled by monkeys in southeast [[Asia]] and promptly surrendered to them. Meanwhile, in Hanoi, Ho Chi Min Laden decided that he really liked the color red, so the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]] freaked the fuck out and sent in troops. Some people said this was because the South Vietnamese were fighting against the [[Communism|communists]], but really it was for the Lulz.<br /> [[Image:Collateral_Damage_Motivator.jpg|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> ===U.S. Invasion of Panama===<br /> <br /> When realizing that the [[United States]] was about to close in on his estate, Manuel Noriega, the brutal dictator who persecuted those who practiced the lulz in [[Mexico|Panama]], clenched in fear at the Americans and their arsenal of lulz at their disposal. Reflecting on the Iran-Contra scandal and the lulz that ensued, Noriega ran straight into the Vatican Embassy and declared sanctuary (after years of analyzing the situation, lulzosophers now agree that this act was done for the lulz). After the U.S. realized that Noriega holed himself into an Embassy, they played blaring music to barrage Noriega with wave after wave of lulzy music for the situation. Some of the music played included such &quot;Danger Zone,&quot; &quot;Trapped in the Closet,&quot; and &quot;Panama.&quot; After a few days, Noriega finally surrendered to the United States. When he was declaring his surrender, Noriega was laughing so hard that he almost died of a lack of oxygen.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Columbine=== <br /> [[Eric and Dylan]] shot up [[Columbine]] as a final act of trolling, after stealing from vans, destroying your sister's bike, fending off radioactive clothing, egging people's houses, etc.<br /> <br /> Although their basement tapes were destroyed by the Jefferson County Police in 2011, a cop who viewed the tapes directly after the massacre, has recently come out and said that Eric and Dylan talked about how they did their massacre for the lulz. They also stated they hoped an online encyclopedia would come into existence, in which the entire point was to shock, entertain, and offend the masses. If only Reb and Vod stayed alive for just 5 more years..<br /> <br /> ===Jokela High School Massacre / Pekka-Eric Auvinen (aka NaturalSelector89 / Sturmgeist89)===<br /> <br /> Sturmgeist did it for teh lulz. For real - check the translation of his manifesto; [http://archive.fo/Y7XtE http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2007/11/8/141636/531]<br /> While running through the halls of Jokela High School he was reported to have been yelling &quot;its OK everyone I'm just doing it for the lulz!&quot;<br /> <br /> If you missed who this guy was, did the Finnish high-school massacre. See [http://archive.fo/x5YhK The Mirror], [https://archive.ph/geiH Wired], [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2848488.ece Times] &amp; [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/08/world/europe/08finland.html?ref=world NY Times]<br /> [[Image:NaturalSelector89.jpg|frame|&quot;I did it for teh lulz&quot;, Sturmgeist89]]<br /> <br /> ===[[Virginia Tech Massacre|Vtech]]===<br /> The fucked up [[Cho Seung Hui|yellow nigga]] was all about the lulz. after setting his dorm on fire, and fucking his invisible, imaginary, supermodel bitch didn't satisfy his insatiable lulzlust, he shot a buncha other /b/tards who were not about the lulz.<br /> <br /> ===[[Sandy Hook]]===<br /> [[Adam Lanza]] shot up his former elementary school for the maximum shock value. He was an IRL Troll training to kill 20 little shitheads, via the use of violent video games such as DDR and Super Mario. A note was found on his body in which a typical suicide letter was written down. At the bottom lied &quot;P.S. I did it for the lulz.&quot; We here at ED nod respectfully towards you, Kaynbred!<br /> <br /> ===Marcus Junius Brutus===<br /> Brutus was pansy-ass senator who cut a bitch with the help of like, sixty other guys. When asked WHY he did such a devious thing, Brutus was quoted as saying, &quot;''cachinnorum causā chock fēlacio, lulz''&quot;. Today, old people around the world re-enact Brutus' cowardly act in a series of [[Lemonparty|citrus-themed parties]]. Like a lua, but with more wrinkly buttsex.<br /> <br /> ===Richard Nixon===<br /> On June 12, 1972, Nixon hired some people to [[Divide by zero|attack]] the [[Democrats]] by trying to wire tap them and other shit. Even though he [[Fail|didn't succeed]] in destroyed the [[Democrats|fags]] he secretly just wanted to do it for major lulz.[[Image:RichardNixonFarewell2.jpg|frame|&quot;I am not a crook, I just did it for teh lulz.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ===[[Tim McLean]]===<br /> On July 30th, 2008 a [[fag]] was decapitated in a greyhound bus. His killer was [[Shit no one cares about|azn]]. No one cares about him though because hes [[Juggalo]].<br /> <br /> ===Killing People while attempting LULZ===<br /> Doing it for the LULZ [[IRL]] is sometimes referred to as &quot;Depraved Heart Murder&quot; by [[E-lawyer|legal counsel]] representing the [[dead|deceased]] and their [[butthurt|loved ones]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Josef Fritzl]]===<br /> <br /> Josef Fritzl is an [[Australia|Australian]] who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and had several children with her. He had held her captive in a small, soundproof and windowless cellar in the basement of the family home in the town of Amstetten in Lower Australia. Fritzl is suspected of having begun abusing his daughter Elisabeth in 1977 when she was 11 years old. Later he was asked by the police why he did that and he answered &quot;I didn't want to upset anyone I just did it for the lulz&quot;. [[Pedobear]] was deeply pleased.<br /> <br /> Decorations:<br /> He later got an award honoring his lifework. He became the EM-Maskottchen (mascot) for the soccer championship EM (Europameisterschaft) 2008 which took place in his home country Australia.<br /> <br /> ===[[L. Ron Hubbard]]===<br /> Most [[moralfags|non-scientologists]] believe that Hubbard created [[Dianetics]] and [[Cult|Scientology]] for the lulz.<br /> <br /> ===Brandon Darby===<br /> Brandon Darby, an [[hippie|activist]] from [[Texas]], revealed himself as an [[FBI]] informant [http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/05/us/05informant.html]. In his open letter, he wrote &quot;Those involved were correct when they wrote that I wasn't making my choices for financial reasons or to avoid some sort of prosecution,&quot; leaving only THE LULZ as a reason for doing it.<br /> <br /> ===[[Jett Travolta]]===<br /> An alternate theory on the death of Jett Travolta is that he couldn't bear to live with his dad's [[faggotry]] and realized he might just be better off becoming [[an hero]], which is quite lulzworthy.<br /> <br /> ===[[New York]] Activists take over [[College|NYU]]===<br /> [[Image:Nyu occupation screenshot.jpg|thumb|left|Another lulzy occurrence mistaken for [[serious]] [[anarchy|direct action]].]] NYU SDS [http://archive.fo/ninHA occupied their school] in Feb. 2009. With [[cop]]s threatening to kick their [[hippie]] asses outside, they were asked by the [[media]] why they bothered. &quot;We did it for the lulz.&quot;<br /> &lt;br clear=both /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Todd Marcum===<br /> Todd Marcum was pulled in by the cops for using a shock collar on his kids. Of course, he knew that he could get in a lot of shit for punishing his kids with that kind of device, but it's okay, he wasn't doing it to punish them. He quite literally did it for the lulz. [http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-Admits-Using-Dog-Shock-Collar-on-His-Kids-for-Fun]<br /> <br /> ===Writing Viruses===<br /> In an article on Tech Republic, [[expert]] Chad Perrin explains that people write viruses for the lulz: &quot;Do It For The Lulz: Some still do it for the “fun” of destruction. They may get a thrill out of reading news items about their work causing people trouble, or they may just take a fire-and-forget approach, creating destructive, self-replicating programs for the joy of it without much caring whether they ever see the consequences themselves. Mostly, I’m sure they find it funny to read about people being inconvenienced by what they’ve done. In short, some people write mobile malicious code for the same reasons vandals break windows and spray paint garage doors that belong to people they don’t even know.&quot; [http://blogs.techrepublic.com/security/?p=1422&amp;tag=nl.e036]<br /> <br /> ===[[Balloon Boy|Balloon Boy]]===<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;WwQTx5oXn2U&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;small&gt;Just in-case you missed it.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> On October 15th, 2009, a 6-yr-old boy by the name of [[Falcon Punch|Falcon]] Heene pretended to be riding his [[batshit insane|dad]]'s massive helium balloon sitting in his backyard (because that's [[mundane|normal]], right?) when it took off into the sky. His brother claims to have seen him go inside the balloon, but Falcon actually ran up to the attic of his house. A nationwide media scurry occurred as the balloon traveled tens of miles to a desert in the middle of nowhere, during which time the FAA, FBI, and [[over 9000]] local and national media outlets broadcasted the hunt for Falcon and his balloon.<br /> <br /> Eventually, the balloon landed. Authorities found no sign of Falcon in the balloon, and [[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWW]]ing ensued as people thought about Falcon possibly opening the chamber and [[An Hero|jumping out]] of the balloon mid-flight, and a high-profile &quot;missing person&quot; search began. A few hours later, someone checked the attic of their house [[at least 100]] miles away, and found Falcon hiding in a box.<br /> <br /> Balloon Boy sets the record for being the youngest [[IRL]] [[troll]] in existence.<br /> <br /> ===Patrick===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;V0b7YKKo7e8&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Patrick the pilot brings back memories of what French soldiers sounded like during World War II... for the lulz.<br /> <br /> ===[[You|You]]===<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler|Your life was for the lulz. Your parents created you for the lulz. They knew that your existence would make this world worse for what it is, and they still didn't abort you. Obviously, You are the greatest lulz maker evar.]] Good day to you sir. Or maam. &lt;strike&gt; FUCK YOU ALL...DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU (psst...I did it for the lulz)&lt;/strike&gt; <br /> <br /> <br /> ==Additional Images==<br /> {{cg|LULZery|lulzgallery|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Johnny.jpg|Johnny Cash flipping you off for the lulz.<br /> Image:Clubseals.jpg|They died for your lulz.<br /> Image:Farah_fucktard.jpg|He [[Rape|surprised]] her for the lulz!!1!1!<br /> Image:Boston_bombs.jpg|Adult Swim - &quot;we just did it for the lulz&quot;<br /> Image:BuddDwyerLulz.jpg|Fucking win!<br /> Image:Facebook cumdumpster.jpg| Sometimes doing it for the lulz ends badly, resulting in lulz upon lulz. <br /> Image:Idiftl.png|Most [[Wikipedo]]s do not realize the widespread extraction of the lulz.<br /> Image:Ididit.jpg|Are you ready 4 it? OMFG IS THAT [[battlefield 2|BF2?????]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Didhedropgoodloot.png|[[World of Warcraft|Moroldonfarm]] also did it for the lulz.<br /> Image:Death2.gif|He did it for the lulz.<br /> Image:Fuckingowned.jpg|[[Pwnt]] [[FTW|for teh win]], [[Screencap|screencapped]] for teh lulz.<br /> Image:lulzkatt.jpg|Trust me! I did it for the lulz!!!1!!!11!<br /> Image:zombies.jpg|Zombie Lulz.<br /> Image:Bnp lulz.jpg|[[Nick Griffin]] does [[I came|it]] for the lulz.<br /> Image:Ipad_lulz.png|[[Steve Jobs]] does it for the lulz.<br /> Image:Truck for the lulz.JPG|[[I have 2 girlfriends and a truck fuck you]] does it for the lulz.<br /> File:Adolf Eichmann. I did it for teh lulz. Sry.png|Adolf Eichmann did it for the lulz, but the [[kike]]s somehow didn't like his humor and executed him after nabbing his soggy ass from Argentine.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> == See also: ==<br /> *[[For the evulz]]<br /> *[[Patrick Knight]]<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {{trolls}}<br /> {{MinistryofLOL}}<br /> {{language}}<br /> {{acronyms}}<br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article October 5, [[2005]]|[[Lincoln Continental]]|[[I did it for the lulz]]|[[Nietzsche]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now April 1 &amp; 2, [[2026]]|[[Animator320]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Jews]]}}</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: Created page with &quot; {{AOTN|Jews|Irl kike.jpg| &#039;&#039;{{jew}}Kikes{{jew}}&#039;&#039;&#039; are a species of Vampirical, Parasitic Alien Psychopaths who tried to control and interbreed with Humanity in their quest for universal domination. These abomination subhuman parasites created the brainwashing retarded cult called &#039;&#039;&#039;&quot;Judaism&quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &quot;The Worship of Money&quot; and &quot;Ritual Infant Sacrifice&quot;, and in the Dark Ages were the inventors of the two...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> {{AOTN|Jews|Irl kike.jpg|<br /> <br /> ''{{jew}}Kikes{{jew}}''' are a species of [[Vampire|Vampirical]], Parasitic [[Alien]] [[Psychopath]]s who tried to control and interbreed with [[White|Humanity]] in their quest for universal domination. These abomination subhuman parasites created the [[religion|brainwashing retarded cult]] called '''&quot;Judaism&quot;''', also known as &quot;[[Profit|The Worship of Money]]&quot; and &quot;Ritual Infant Sacrifice&quot;, and in the Dark Ages were the inventors of the two most Anti-Intellectual forces in the world: [[Christianity]] and [[Islam]]. Some famous Jews include: everyone who works on the banks, in television, in movies, in radio and in print media. Kikes have [[troll]]ed, scammed, ruined, pillaged and destroyed every single civilization on the face of the Earth. This is why in the dictionary the verb '''''Jewing''''' also means ''to troll, lie, deceive, con, fool, steal, manipulate, and enslave others for profit''.<br /> <br /> Judaism is the world's first [[racism|master race theory]], despite being created by a [[Moses|desert-dwelling schizoprehnic hermit]]. The Kike cult teaches that Jews are the Chosen People of God and that there is a sacred mystical quality to Jew [[DNA]] that makes them different from the rest of humanity; essentially admitting they were Aliens. In olden times, Jew prophets would, under the command of [[God|YHWH]], frequently lead the Jews on genocidal campaigns against neighboring rival populations, and even today leaders in the Jew state of [[Israel]] often cite Kikeish religious ideals to justify their ongoing genocide of Palestinians. As funny as this is, it is still no excuse for being the thieving little hooknoses they are. Judaism ironically found its mirror-image inversion in the anti-Jew Aryan racialism of the [[Nazis]]. But this is all [[bullshit]], since there's no pure Jewish left as they all mixed with [[white people]] and [[Slavs]] (in fact, Jews infiltrated the Slavs and created [[communism]], another horrendous human atrocity). The vermin Kikes are experimenting to create the ultimate [[Slavery|Slave Race]] by attempting to make [[White|our own Human Females]] to mate with [[Niggers|profoundly retarded Wild Animals]] in order to create a cross breed with the strength and stress tolerance of the nigger and just enough of the white's intelligence to be a docile, well-behaved worker, but not quite enough intelligence to actually pose a threat to the Jew master.<br /> <br /> Despite only being 0.19% of the world's population, Jews control 99.9% of the world's money. (See: Rothschild, Warburg, etc.) The only nation's whose money is not issued by a Rothschilds bank are Iran, Iraq, and North Korea. Noticing anything there?<br /> <br /> They also control the [[media]], the banks, [[Twitter]], [[Facebook]] (as Polandball learned the hard way with multiple bans for Nazi content), [[LiveJournal]]'s [[porn]], [[prostitution|craigslist]], [[pwned|Stratfor]], textbook publishers, music (especially Pop Music), gold, and diamonds. And no, we're not fucking joking about this. If you don't believe that subhuman kikes control everything, just look up a list of Media Jews or finance Jews on Google. Or just look at the always disproportionate number of Jewish names in the governments of the West. Case in point, Roman Polanski and and Jeffrey Epstein got off without serious punishment for [[rape|raping]] little girls (as recommended in their holy book, the [[Talmud]]), something a goy would have done serious pound-me-in-the-ass [[prison]] time for. The Jews use the money to fund their militarized colony of [[Israel]], a Jewish state created in the Middle East, which Jews consider the [[Promised Land]]. The Arabs don't think so, so The Kike Reich has fought many wars, and has turned the Jews into a warrior race as well as a scummy thieving one. Basically, the only part of the world that's not controlled by the Jews is Asia, because the Muslims don't tolerate their kike bullshit and the only way for Jews to hold them down is to send the Israel Defense Forces to buttfuck them, and the [[Chinks|Chinese]] are the only race with potential to out-Jew the Jews and actually threaten them.<br /> <br /> Kikes are well known for being filthy hypocrites. For example, they deny the right of other religitards to practice their own shitty and barbaric rituals and then go on a daily penis-cutting spree, in the name of their &lt;s&gt;money&lt;/s&gt; God. <br /> <br /> Jews were the inventors of [[Capitalism]], created when [[Christian]] [[European|Europeans]] threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like [[theft|usury]] (see: John Calvin). Jews were the first group to create a sophisticated banking system, which they used to finance the Crusades in order to pit [[Christian]]s and [[Islam|Muslims]] (both adhering to religions derived from Judaism) against each other to kill as many people as possible in a macabre [[murder|human sacrifice]] to [[Satan|YHWH]]. [[Karl Marx]], however, was a Heretic Jew, which was why he understood [[money]] so well, and decided to be all rebellious and edgy by inventing [[communism]], when in fact he was tricked by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism, who ghost-wrote Marx's [[shit nobody cares about|The German Ideology]]. <br /> <br /> The Jew banking system was based on fraud and [[lies]], so when it inevitably collapsed, the Jews just [[pwned]] as many people as possible by unleashing the Black Plague on them. Later, Jews [[economy|economically]] controlled medieval Venice (the first modern maritime trade empire), and then crypto-Jewish merchants economically controlled the Spanish Empire, including the [[nigger|slave]] trade. Openly Jewish bankers orchestrated the [[Dutch]] Empire and founded Jew Amsterdam (later [[Jew York]]). Later the Dutch Jews moved to London because they thought it would be a better base for a global empire, and actually brought a Dutch nobleman, William III, with them, who they installed in a coup d'état (more like Jew d'état, [[amirite]]?) as new King of the [[United Kingdom|British Empire]]. For hundreds of years, Jewish bankers controlled global trade through their bases in Jew York City and [[London]]. European colonialism was, through its history, essentially a plot whereby Jews could gain control of [[gold]] and diamond mines in [[Africa|poor countries]] and increase their stranglehold over the global economy.<br /> <br /> At this point, the [[moron|average person]] might say, &quot;Wait a minute... that sounds like a [[conspiracy theory]]!!! One small race [[naive|couldn't possibly be responsible]] for so much evil!&quot; Well, here's a fun fact: in 1913, Jews seized control of America's sovereign power to control its own currency by establishing the Income Tax, and brought about the [[Mafia|Federal Reserve]] system (a parasitic Ponzi scheme, modeled on the earlier Rothschild-dominated Bank of Cock-slime England, in which [[truth|any dollar printed as legal currency is actually a dollar of debt owed, with interest]], to the Jew-controlled private banks who own the shares of the regional Fed banks). The architect of this system was a [[thief|Jew]] named Paul Warburg. Paul's brother, Max Warburg, worked directly under Hjalmar Schacht And His Dancing Monkeys in Germany and [[irony|directed the currency policies of the Third Reich]] that allowed Hitler to build his war machine. What's truly fascinating is that the Warburg family has a long history of grand-scale fraud -- the family was originally named del-Banco, and was the most prominent banking family in the Republic of Venice during that state's period of imperial supremacy in the 1400s. Between that and their habit of eating pickled [[cunts]], the whole thing is repulsive. It's somewhat stunning to contemplate that it's not merely impersonal [[slavery|monetary systems]] that have existed for so many centuries, but in fact for [[at least 100|over 500]] years the same Jewish families have overseen them and [[epic win|maintained economic dominance]].<br /> <br /> Kikes also enjoy [[circumcision|slicing up baby penises]] for fun, these pedokikes even enjoy sucking them. See below.<br /> <br /> [[Some argue|Some suggest]] that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out large amounts of concealed [[cash]] or anything else worth smuggling at airports due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand [[moar]] [[money]], thus increasing the burden on taxpayers everywhere.<br /> <br /> Jews have also founded their own country, [[Israel]], which is their base of operations.<br /> <br /> |They Killed Christ, Did The World Trade Center And It's Their Fault That You're An Incel|I did it for the lulz|Animator320|Ariana Grande}}</div>

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(Use [[Template:waybackvid]] to 'dress' your links.)<br /> * Use this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN|JavaScript]] to easily generate the wiki markup for next month's Video of the Now.}}<br /> <br /> Archives:<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2025|2025]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2024|2024]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2023|2023]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2022|2022]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2021|2021]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2020|2020]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2019|2019]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2018|2018]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2017|2017]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2016|2016]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2015|2015]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2014|2014]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2013|2013]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2012|2012]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> == April 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 - ]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 - people that will die slone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 - peter cottontail]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - 3 little pigs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Goku vs Chuck Norris]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Lies we've been told]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - pranks]]<br /> <br /> == March 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - AI Girlfriend]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - George Carlin]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Bill Burr - Sex Robots]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Suing the SomethingAwful Forums]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Why Cereal got rid of toys]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Internet Eras Be Like... (animation)]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses &quot;online age verification&quot;]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]<br /> <br /> == February 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]<br /> <br /> == January 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]] <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Notice|<br /> '''New Management System:''' Current VOTN is managed at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN]]. <br /> This page archives historical content and provides date-based navigation.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Current Video ==<br /> &lt;!-- Show current video from new system --&gt;<br /> '''Currently Featured:''' {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN}}<br /> <br /> &lt;!-- == Recent Archive ==<br /> Show last 7 days for quick reference<br /> Recent videos: [[Party Van]] (2 days ago) • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] (4 days ago) • [[Josef Mengele]] (6 days ago)<br /> --&gt;<br /> == Full Archives ==<br /> &lt;!-- Your existing archive structure continues below --&gt;<br /> <br /> ''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now|Picture of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> * Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] may make VOTNs. 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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can set POTNs. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Find a relevant ('''recent''' events) picture that doesn't suck. THERE IS TO BE NO [[pr0nz|porn]] or [[kittens|gore]] as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be [[QOTN]].<br /> *No Animated GIFs; the stress of showing a GIF on the main page basically makes the site DDoS itself.<br /> *Captions are optional. 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'''And remember''': ABSOLUTELY NO GIFs, Porn, Gore, etc..--&gt;<br /> <br /> Archives:<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025|2025]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2024|2024]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2023|2023]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2022|2022]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2021|2021]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|2018]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2017|2017]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2016|2016]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015|2015]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2014|2014]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2013|2013]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2012|2012]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2011|2011]]<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> == April 2026 ==<br /> <br /> {{cg|April|April2026|Center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Itsmybirthdayandiwantsealpotnok.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Calvin and hobbies musings on life.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Chris-chan giving a sermon.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Door warning do not.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Human McFries.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Best ass meat pork.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Pie in your face meme - 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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can set POTNs. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Find a relevant ('''recent''' events) picture that doesn't suck. THERE IS TO BE NO [[pr0nz|porn]] or [[kittens|gore]] as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be [[QOTN]].<br /> *No Animated GIFs; the stress of showing a GIF on the main page basically makes the site DDoS itself.<br /> *Captions are optional. If you can, pipe them to articles so they get more love and attention.<br /> *After setting your photo, edit this page, find your [[special]] day, and replace &lt;nowiki&gt;File:Hello POTN.jpg&lt;/nowiki&gt; with the correct filename.<br /> *Please avoid setting pictures past (7) days from the ''current day''. Check on the Suggestions; add something lulzy. <br /> *Give other people a chance to add pictures.<br /> *Setting a picture for an additional day ''can'' be acceptable, but please avoid doing this unless time is almost out and there's no future POTNs set.<br /> *NOTE: detailed instructions for setting POTN are in the description box when you edit this page. <br /> *Use this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN|JavaScript]] to easily generate the wiki markup for next month's Picture of the Now.}}<br /> <br /> &lt;!--Try not to set pics past 7 days from now. Check on the Suggestions, add something good. 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'''And remember''': ABSOLUTELY NO GIFs, Porn, Gore, etc..--&gt;<br /> <br /> Archives:<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025|2025]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2024|2024]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2023|2023]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2022|2022]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2021|2021]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|2018]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2017|2017]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2016|2016]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015|2015]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2014|2014]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2013|2013]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2012|2012]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2011|2011]]<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> == April 2026 ==<br /> <br /> {{cg|April|April2026|Center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Itsmybirthdayandiwantsealpotnok.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Chris-chan giving a sermon.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Door warning do not.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Human McFries.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Best ass meat pork.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Pie in your face meme - 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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can set POTNs. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Find a relevant ('''recent''' events) picture that doesn't suck. THERE IS TO BE NO [[pr0nz|porn]] or [[kittens|gore]] as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be [[QOTN]].<br /> *No Animated GIFs; the stress of showing a GIF on the main page basically makes the site DDoS itself.<br /> *Captions are optional. If you can, pipe them to articles so they get more love and attention.<br /> *After setting your photo, edit this page, find your [[special]] day, and replace &lt;nowiki&gt;File:Hello POTN.jpg&lt;/nowiki&gt; with the correct filename.<br /> *Please avoid setting pictures past (7) days from the ''current day''. Check on the Suggestions; add something lulzy. <br /> *Give other people a chance to add pictures.<br /> *Setting a picture for an additional day ''can'' be acceptable, but please avoid doing this unless time is almost out and there's no future POTNs set.<br /> *NOTE: detailed instructions for setting POTN are in the description box when you edit this page. <br /> *Use this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN|JavaScript]] to easily generate the wiki markup for next month's Picture of the Now.}}<br /> <br /> &lt;!--Try not to set pics past 7 days from now. Check on the Suggestions, add something good. 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'''And remember''': ABSOLUTELY NO GIFs, Porn, Gore, etc..--&gt;<br /> <br /> Archives:<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025|2025]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2024|2024]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2023|2023]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2022|2022]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2021|2021]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|2018]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2017|2017]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2016|2016]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015|2015]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2014|2014]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2013|2013]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2012|2012]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2011|2011]]<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> == April 2026 ==<br /> <br /> {{cg|April|April2026|Center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Itsmybirthdayandiwantsealpotnok.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Chris-chan giving a sermon.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Human McFries.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Best ass meat pork.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Pie in your face meme - 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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can set POTNs. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Find a relevant ('''recent''' events) picture that doesn't suck. THERE IS TO BE NO [[pr0nz|porn]] or [[kittens|gore]] as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be [[QOTN]].<br /> *No Animated GIFs; the stress of showing a GIF on the main page basically makes the site DDoS itself.<br /> *Captions are optional. If you can, pipe them to articles so they get more love and attention.<br /> *After setting your photo, edit this page, find your [[special]] day, and replace &lt;nowiki&gt;File:Hello POTN.jpg&lt;/nowiki&gt; with the correct filename.<br /> *Please avoid setting pictures past (7) days from the ''current day''. Check on the Suggestions; add something lulzy. <br /> *Give other people a chance to add pictures.<br /> *Setting a picture for an additional day ''can'' be acceptable, but please avoid doing this unless time is almost out and there's no future POTNs set.<br /> *NOTE: detailed instructions for setting POTN are in the description box when you edit this page. <br /> *Use this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN|JavaScript]] to easily generate the wiki markup for next month's Picture of the Now.}}<br /> <br /> &lt;!--Try not to set pics past 7 days from now. Check on the Suggestions, add something good. 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'''And remember''': ABSOLUTELY NO GIFs, Porn, Gore, etc..--&gt;<br /> <br /> Archives:<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025|2025]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2024|2024]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2023|2023]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2022|2022]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2021|2021]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|2018]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2017|2017]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2016|2016]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015|2015]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2014|2014]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2013|2013]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2012|2012]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2011|2011]]<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> == April 2026 ==<br /> <br /> {{cg|April|April2026|Center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Itsmybirthdayandiwantsealpotnok.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Chris-chan giving a sermon.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Best ass meat pork.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]]}}<br /> File:Pie in your face meme - 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types of street fighters]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Notice|<br /> '''New Management System:''' Current VOTN is managed at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN]]. <br /> This page archives historical content and provides date-based navigation.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Current Video ==<br /> &lt;!-- Show current video from new system --&gt;<br /> '''Currently Featured:''' {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN}}<br /> <br /> &lt;!-- == Recent Archive ==<br /> Show last 7 days for quick reference<br /> Recent videos: [[Party Van]] (2 days ago) • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] (4 days ago) • [[Josef Mengele]] (6 days ago)<br /> --&gt;<br /> == Full Archives ==<br /> &lt;!-- Your existing archive structure continues below --&gt;<br /> <br /> ''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now|Picture of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> * Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] may make VOTNs. 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(animation)]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses &quot;online age verification&quot;]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]<br /> <br /> == February 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]<br /> <br /> == January 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]] <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Notice|<br /> '''New Management System:''' Current VOTN is managed at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN]]. <br /> This page archives historical content and provides date-based navigation.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Current Video ==<br /> &lt;!-- Show current video from new system --&gt;<br /> '''Currently Featured:''' {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN}}<br /> <br /> &lt;!-- == Recent Archive ==<br /> Show last 7 days for quick reference<br /> Recent videos: [[Party Van]] (2 days ago) • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] (4 days ago) • [[Josef Mengele]] (6 days ago)<br /> --&gt;<br /> == Full Archives ==<br /> &lt;!-- Your existing archive structure continues below --&gt;<br /> <br /> ''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now|Picture of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> * Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] may make VOTNs. 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(animation)]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses &quot;online age verification&quot;]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]<br /> <br /> == February 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]<br /> <br /> == January 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]] <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - 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The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/April_2,_2026&diff=1948879 2026-03-31T21:48:14Z

<p>The PolishPrince: Created page with &quot; &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;https://youtu.be/rmR_m0Y0bEQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&quot;</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;https://youtu.be/rmR_m0Y0bEQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN&diff=1948878 2026-03-31T21:44:55Z

<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;qotn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/QOTN|<br /> <br /> <br /> quote=&lt;center&gt;It's easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled.&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |author=Mark Twain<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |source=<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |context=<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-01<br /> |expires=2026-4-03<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN&diff=1948877 2026-03-31T21:43:26Z

<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;qotn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/QOTN|<br /> <br /> <br /> quote=&lt;center&gt;That's the paradox: the only time most people feel alive is when they're suffering, when something overwhelms their ordinary, careful armour, and the naked child is flung out onto the world. That's why the things that are worst to undergo are best to remember. But when that child gets buried away under their adaptive and protective shells—he becomes one of the walking dead, a monster.&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |author=Ted Hughes<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |source=<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |context=<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-01<br /> |expires=2026-4-03<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN&diff=1948876 2026-03-31T21:42:52Z

<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;aotn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/AOTN<br /> |title=[[I did it for the lulz]]<br /> <br /> |image=OJDIDITFORTHELULZ.JPG<br /> <br /> |summary=<br /> <br /> <br /> '''&quot;I Did It For The [[Lulz]]&quot;''' (IDIFTL) is a [[catchphrase]] which serves as a blanket explanation for any [[troll]]ing you do or any [[internet drama]] you cause. If you are experiencing [[troll's remorse]], saying &quot;I did it for the lulz&quot; three times out loud should clear your [[conscience]], therefore cleansing your soul in all circumstances...(also see [[offended]] if that doesn't work).<br /> <br /> Encyclopedia Dramatica is proof that doing something for the lulz is the only reason to do anything; trolling for anything else is a [[crime]] worthy of [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|being trolled yourself]]. IDIFTL is also [[Truth|the greatest legal defense that has ever been used]], second only to the [[bullshit]] claim of [[insanity]] or pleading the 5th.<br /> <br /> While doing it for the lulz on the Internets is a perfectly acceptable excuse to do anything, doing so IRL can have [[rape|painful]] consequences, especially if your attempt fails. But success in doing so will usually guarantee you a place in the [[anal|annal]]s of history, as some of the individuals and groups below will attest to. But regardless of success or failure, doing it for the lulz is ALWAYS worth it. In fact, doing it for the lulz is the best thing anyone could ever hope for.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''[[I did it for the lulz|Your Dad Might Say It Every Year On Your Birthday But He Still Owes Us An Apology<br /> ]]&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |link=I did it for the lulz<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-01<br /> |expires=2026-4-03<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center; font-size:9pt; margin-top:10px; padding:5px; background:#ebebff; border-radius:3px;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> '''What have I missed? '''[[Animator320]] was 2 days ago • [[Ariana Grande]] was 4 days ago • [[Richard Spencer]] was 6 days ago<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN&diff=1948875 2026-03-31T21:42:24Z

<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;noinclude&gt;&lt;/noinclude&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;votn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/VOTN<br /> |title=<br /> <br /> <br /> |video=&lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|y6CnxOlKrpo|370}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> |caption=<br /> <br /> |description=<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-01<br /> |expires=2026-4-02<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN&diff=1948874 2026-03-31T21:41:01Z

<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;potn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/POTN|<br /> <br /> image=Pie in your face meme - comedy becomes offensive.jpg<br /> <br /> <br /> |caption=<br /> <br /> <br /> |description=<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=350<br /> |date=2026-4-01<br /> |expires=2026-4-02<br /> |editor=[[User: CrackRabbit]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

The PolishPrince https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Quote_of_the_Now&diff=1948873 2026-03-31T21:38:25Z

<p>The PolishPrince: /* April 2026 */</p> <hr /> <div>''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now|Picture of the Now]]''<br /> {{Notice|<br /> *Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can make quotes. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now|Talk Page]].<br /> *Set QOTNs for 2 days. 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Carl Jung]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Jay Humor]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - Jay Humor]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Repair His Door]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Repair His Door]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Mt Everest]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Mt Everest]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - The Notorious J.O.V.]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - The Notorious J.O.V.]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Seamus Heaney]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - Andy Ogles]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Andy Ogles]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - Pinto]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Pinto]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Schweppe]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Schweppe]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - Homeland Security]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - Homeland Security]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Joe Biden]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Joe Biden]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - may1be]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - may1be]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - Sick kid]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - Sick kid]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Rush Limbaugh]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - <br /> Rush Limbaugh]]<br /> <br /> == February 2026 ==<br /> <br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - Staxx]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Staxx]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Mariana]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Mariana]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Bullshit Tip]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Bullshit Tip]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Lovechazelle]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Lovechazelle]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - Debit Card Theft]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Debit Card Theft]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - J Geils Band]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - J Geils Band]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - olympics]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - olympics]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 -DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Elon Musk]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Elon Musk]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Big Boulder]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Big Boulder]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]<br /> <br /> == January 2026 ==<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Job application]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Job applications]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Disney AI]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Disney AI]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - R. Lee Ermey]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - R. Lee Ermey]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - Wolverine]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Wolverine]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - claire de lune]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Claire de lune]]<br /> *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Bill Watterson]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]</div>

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<p>The PolishPrince: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;xotn-section&quot; id=&quot;aotn&quot;&gt;<br /> {{XOTN/AOTN<br /> |title=[[I did it for the lulz]]<br /> <br /> |image=OJDIDITFORTHELULZ.JPG<br /> <br /> |summary=<br /> <br /> <br /> '''&quot;I Did It For The [[Lulz]]&quot;''' (IDIFTL) is a [[catchphrase]] which serves as a blanket explanation for any [[troll]]ing you do or any [[internet drama]] you cause. If you are experiencing [[troll's remorse]], saying &quot;I did it for the lulz&quot; three times out loud should clear your [[conscience]], therefore cleansing your soul in all circumstances...(also see [[offended]] if that doesn't work).<br /> <br /> Encyclopedia Dramatica is proof that doing something for the lulz is the only reason to do anything; trolling for anything else is a [[crime]] worthy of [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|being trolled yourself]]. IDIFTL is also [[Truth|the greatest legal defense that has ever been used]], second only to the [[bullshit]] claim of [[insanity]] or pleading the 5th.<br /> <br /> While doing it for the lulz on the Internets is a perfectly acceptable excuse to do anything, doing so IRL can have [[rape|painful]] consequences, especially if your attempt fails. But success in doing so will usually guarantee you a place in the [[anal|annal]]s of history, as some of the individuals and groups below will attest to. But regardless of success or failure, doing it for the lulz is ALWAYS worth it. In fact, doing it for the lulz is the best thing anyone could ever hope for.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''[[I did it for the lulz|Your Dad Might Say It Every Year On Your Birthday But He Still Owes Us An Apology<br /> ]]&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> |link=I did it for the lulz<br /> <br /> |date=2026-4-01<br /> |expires=2026-4-02<br /> |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]<br /> |featured=true<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center; font-size:9pt; margin-top:10px; padding:5px; background:#ebebff; border-radius:3px;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> '''What have I missed? '''[[Animator320]] was 2 days ago • [[Ariana Grande]] was 4 days ago • [[Richard Spencer]] was 6 days ago<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

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