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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now

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The PolishPrince: /* June 2026 */

''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''
{{Notice|
*Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can set POTNs. Suggestions go on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now|Talk Page]].
*Find a relevant ('''recent''' events) picture that doesn't suck. THERE IS TO BE NO [[pr0nz|porn]] or [[kittens|gore]] as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be [[QOTN]].
*No Animated GIFs; the stress of showing a GIF on the main page basically makes the site DDoS itself.
*Captions are optional. If you can, pipe them to articles so they get more love and attention.
*After setting your photo, edit this page, find your [[special]] day, and replace <nowiki>File:Hello POTN.jpg</nowiki> with the correct filename.
*Please avoid setting pictures past (7) days from the ''current day''. Check on the Suggestions; add something lulzy.
*Give other people a chance to add pictures.
*Setting a picture for an additional day ''can'' be acceptable, but please avoid doing this unless time is almost out and there's no future POTNs set.
*NOTE: detailed instructions for setting POTN are in the description box when you edit this page.
*Use this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN|JavaScript]] to easily generate the wiki markup for next month's Picture of the Now.}}



Archives:
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025|2025]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2024|2024]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2023|2023]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2022|2022]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2021|2021]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|2018]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2017|2017]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2016|2016]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015|2015]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2014|2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2013|2013]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2012|2012]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2011|2011]]

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== June 2026 ==

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File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 29, 2026|June 29, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 28, 2026|June 28, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 27, 2026|June 27, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 26, 2026|June 26, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 25, 2026|June 25, 2026]]}}

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File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 24, 2026|June 24, 2026]]}}
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File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 22, 2026|June 22, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 21, 2026|June 21, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 20, 2026|June 20, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 19, 2026|June 19, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 18, 2026|June 18, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 17, 2026|June 17, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 16, 2026|June 16, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 15, 2026|June 15, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 14, 2026|June14, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 13, 2026|June 13, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 12, 2026|June 12, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 11, 2026|June 11, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 10, 2026|June 10, 2026]]}}
File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 9, 2026|June 9, 2026]]}}
File:My cat is gay.jpeg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 8, 2026|June 8, 2026]]}}
File:Dog and coffee.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 7, 2026|June 7, 2026]]}}
File:Being+Gay+is+Sick.png|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026]]}}
File:AYDS Candy.jpeg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026]]}}
File:Stop the fags.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026]]}}
File:Kidnapped lambo.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026]]}}
File:Gotta watch them selfies.jpg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026]]}}
File:Aids equals dead.jpeg|{{Center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026]]}}

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== May 2026 ==

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File:May contain peanuts.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026]]}}
File:Muppets nudes.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026]]}}
File:The future is dangerous don't proceed .jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026]]}}
File:Harambe Posing.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026]]}}
File:Creepy anime girl monsters.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026]]}}
File:Smoking Legal Age.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026]]}}

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File:Bread dog.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026]]}}
File:Dog wants to murder.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026]]}}
File:Your knees will buckle.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026]]}}
File:Let's burn houses down dolly.jpg|center|350px]]|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026]]}}
File:Chud - Hot Dogs tee shirt.jpeg|center|350px]]|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026]]}}
File:Snoop and Martha Ad.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026]]}}
File:Henry Cavill king of idiots.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026]]}}
File:Fake finger ai generated .jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026]]}}
File:King of pettiness .jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026]]}}
File:Intelligent baby gate use.jpg |{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026]]}}
File:The truth of Mario.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026]]}}
File:Warning coyote sign.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026]]}}
File:Hail Satan welcome sign.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026]]}}
File:I dont have the Hantavirus I caught Hentaivirus though.JPG|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026]]}}
File:Please exercise don't talk.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026]]}}
File:Anal birthday 2.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026]]}}
File:Sonic Says Don't Talk To The Police.JPG|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026]]}}
File:It's VE Day.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026]]}}
File:Dusters contain gluten.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026]]}}
File:Fill up that beaver.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026]]}}
File:Fake maga influencer.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026]]}}
File:Dude, Where's my shirt .jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026]]}}
File:White Privilege shirt.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026]]}}
File:Yu-gi-oh gravestone.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026]]}}
File:Bad plot in bagman.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026]]}}

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== April 2026 ==

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File:Cookie vs biscuits.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]]}}
File:Fuck attractive people.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]]}}
File:Bitch dign).jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]]}}
File:Jesus and folly.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]]}}
File:404 not apartment.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]]}}
File:Itsmybirthdayandiwantsealpotnok.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]]}}

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File:Have-it-your-way.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]]}}
File:Vegetables on twitter.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]]}}
File:Misplaced letters.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]]}}
File:Ice truck funny.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]]}}
File:It's mein birthday.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]]}}
File:Trump thinks he's christ.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]]}}
File:Cat in the hat counting.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]]}}
File:Did-you-jerk-today.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]]}}
File:Scarey vet add.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]]}}
File:Animals want cell phones.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]]}}
File:Tin foil hats.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]]}}
File:French-Panda-Express.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]]}}
File:Gluten-free-tv-mount-1.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]]}}
File:Jesus plays Yu-Gi-Oh.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]]}}
File:Like and post blue.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]]}}
File:Logical math.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]]}}
File:Laxatives and sleeping pills.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]]}}
File:Yorkie chewbacca.png|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]]}}
File:Calvin and hobbies musings on life.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]]}}
File:Chris-chan giving a sermon.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]]}}
File:Door warning do not.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]]}}
File:Human McFries.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]]}}
File:Best ass meat pork.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]]}}
File:Pie in your face meme - comedy becomes offensive.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026]]}}

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== March 2026 ==

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File:Do Not Pass Go card parody- Release the files, Trump.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026]]}}
File:Harry Potter jar game.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026]]}}
File:Just-leaving-this-here.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026]]}}
File:Trendy fucker kid.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026]]}}
File:Dog stick library.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026]]}}
File:Itsmybirthdayandiwantsealpotnok.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026]]}}

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File:Buzz and Woody.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026]]}}
File:Getting these for me and girl - Chud and Foid shirts.JPG|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026]]}}
File:Kicked out of stained glass class.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026]]}}
File:Filthy cheater steve.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026]]}}
File:Chuck loses to Death.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026]]}}
File:My new air fryer.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026]]}}
File:Got your fudge packed.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026]]}}
File:A-good-dry-rub.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026]]}}
File:Drink til your irish.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026]]}}
File:Finger paint 1.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026]]}}
File:Jerk off grill.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026]]}}
File:Chicken with jew.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026]]}}
File:Low expectations mug.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026]]}}
File:Short barrel shooters.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026]]}}
File:Wine tattoo.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026]]}}
File:Elevator instructions.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026]]}}
File:How to use toilet.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026]]}}
File:Yu gonna get nuked.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026]]}}
File:I Identify as Superman.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026]]}}
File:Magic-Truck-Ice-Cream.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026]]}}
File:Brat with telescope.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026]]}}
File:Lego cat set.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026]]}}
File:AE We Know Drama waifu2x-upscaled.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026]]}}
File:Honest-motivational-banner.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026]]}}
File:Buried with boob implants meme.JPEG|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026]]}}
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== February 2026 ==

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File:Tanks and goqn.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026]]}}
File:Worlds most comfy man has mattress taped to back - tv news report.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026]]}}
File:Unsweet-Ice-T.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026]]}}
File:Need government to protect my child.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026]]}}
File:I-come-quickly.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026]]}}
File:Ten PA Commandments.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026]]}}

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File:Me standing up to women.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026]]}}
File:Animal in fire.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026]]}}
File:Anti valentines day bash.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026]]}}
File:Dont ask me - im going insane.JPG|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026]]}}
File:Kitchen-hand-job.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 18, 2026]]}}
File:Seaside-Plumbing.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026]]}}
File:Fun facts w Squidward - Do Not Upload Your IDs to The Web.JPG||{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026]]}}
File:Speedlimit 25mph.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026]]}}
File:They call him Mr. Tinkertrain.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026]]}}
File:Chinese kids are weird.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026]]}}
File:Thursday the 12th.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026]]}}
File:Yes!! Our team won the superbowl.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026]]}}
File:When she tries to kiss you.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026]]}}
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File:Batman vs wolverine.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026]]}}
File:Ramen mistake.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026]]}}
File:Colder than a witches tit.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026]]}}
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File:Niggah done stole mah bike.png|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026]]}}
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== January 2026 ==

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File:All Cops Bastards Are.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026]]}}
File:Black Lives Don't Matter.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026]]}}
File:AT-AT poop.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026]]}}
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File:General custard getting pwnd.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026]]}}
File:Rose is evil cat.jpeg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026]]}}
File:Is stupid a new trend.png|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026]]}}
File:Mad in need of change.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026]]}}
File:Open air urinals.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026]]}}
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[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now

2026-06-04T00:11:36Z

The PolishPrince: /* June 2026 */

''See also [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now|Article of the Now]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now|Video of the Now]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now|Quote of the Now]]''
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Archives:
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025|2025]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2024|2024]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2023|2023]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2022|2022]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2021|2021]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|2018]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2017|2017]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2016|2016]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015|2015]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2014|2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2013|2013]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2012|2012]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2011|2011]]

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== June 2026 ==

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== May 2026 ==

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== April 2026 ==

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File:It's mein birthday.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]]}}
File:Trump thinks he's christ.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]]}}
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File:Did-you-jerk-today.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]]}}
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== March 2026 ==

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== February 2026 ==

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== January 2026 ==

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== June 2026 ==

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2026|June 8, 2026 - computer viruses]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2026|June 7, 2026 - Catching AI slop]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026 - He Man]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026 - Tits]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026 - Cult traps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - Do not hire honkeys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - How Lolcows Burn Bridges (Slop Roach channel)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - South Park fags]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Simpsons Anime]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Making Thermite]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - White & Nerdy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - the most evil kids in history]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - can't trust them chinks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - The problem with Goth Girls]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Digital Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lizard DNA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Rick and Morty Trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - cheating at job interviews with AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - people with weird bodies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Clavicular takes deal in alligator shooting case]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - IN THE NAVY animation meme]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Somali's appeal already in trouble]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - When to run like hell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - women see what they've done]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - Two Suns In The Sunset]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - dangers that'll catch stupid people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - dumbest reasons people were fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - "Ulterior Motives" master tapes found - lost media]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - zombie Nazis]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Woke Comics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Poopgate by PatrickCC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - Why blacks aren't getting hired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - Bartkira]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Southpark vs Rick & Morty]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - $cientology Raids/speedruns are a thing again]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Pranked most racist town]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Bill Maher On Woke Politics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - FishTank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Tv faked storylines]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Superman vs Homelander]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - lolcows and fashion (Slop Roach)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Honest Trailers: Predator]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Doorbell guy meme greenscreen]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Because I Got High]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Bumper stcker bandit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Carl Sagan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Fishtank Twerking midget]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Internet Archive in danger - SOG channel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Bill Burr: I don't work here]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Sinbad Dracula]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Strange Experiences]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - worst product names]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - You are already dead]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Don't Be A Menace]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 - sick psychology]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 - The Dumbest Generation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 - people that will die alone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 - peter cottontail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - 3 little pigs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Goku vs Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Lies we've been told]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - pranks]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - AI Girlfriend]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - George Carlin]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Bill Burr - Sex Robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Suing the SomethingAwful Forums]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Why Cereal got rid of toys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Internet Eras Be Like... (animation)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses "online age verification"]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2026

2026-06-03T23:57:00Z

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== June 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 30, 2026|June 30, 2026 - ]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 28, 2026|June 28, 2026 - ]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 24, 2026|June 24, 2026 - ]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2026|June 8, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2026|June 7, 2026 - Catching AI slop]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026 - He Man]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026 - Tits]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026 - Cult traps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - Do not hire honkeys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - How Lolcows Burn Bridges (Slop Roach channel)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - South Park fags]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Simpsons Anime]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Making Thermite]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - White & Nerdy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - the most evil kids in history]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - can't trust them chinks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - The problem with Goth Girls]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Digital Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lizard DNA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Rick and Morty Trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - cheating at job interviews with AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - people with weird bodies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Clavicular takes deal in alligator shooting case]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - IN THE NAVY animation meme]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Somali's appeal already in trouble]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - When to run like hell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - women see what they've done]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - Two Suns In The Sunset]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - dangers that'll catch stupid people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - dumbest reasons people were fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - "Ulterior Motives" master tapes found - lost media]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - zombie Nazis]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Woke Comics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Poopgate by PatrickCC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - Why blacks aren't getting hired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - Bartkira]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Southpark vs Rick & Morty]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - $cientology Raids/speedruns are a thing again]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Pranked most racist town]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Bill Maher On Woke Politics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - FishTank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Tv faked storylines]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Superman vs Homelander]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - lolcows and fashion (Slop Roach)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Honest Trailers: Predator]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Doorbell guy meme greenscreen]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Because I Got High]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Bumper stcker bandit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Carl Sagan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Fishtank Twerking midget]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Internet Archive in danger - SOG channel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Bill Burr: I don't work here]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Sinbad Dracula]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Strange Experiences]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - worst product names]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - You are already dead]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Don't Be A Menace]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 - sick psychology]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 - The Dumbest Generation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 - people that will die alone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 - peter cottontail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - 3 little pigs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Goku vs Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Lies we've been told]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - pranks]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - AI Girlfriend]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - George Carlin]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Bill Burr - Sex Robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Suing the SomethingAwful Forums]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Why Cereal got rid of toys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Internet Eras Be Like... (animation)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses "online age verification"]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2026

2026-06-03T23:32:09Z

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== June 2026 ==

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 24, 2026|June 24, 2026 - ]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 18, 2026|June 18, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 17, 2026|June 17, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 16, 2026|June 16, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 15, 2026|June 15, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 14, 2026|June 14, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 13, 2026|June 13, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 12, 2026|June 12, 2026 - ]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2026|June 8, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2026|June 7, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026 - He Man]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026 - Tits]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026 - Cult traps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - Do not hire honkeys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - How Lolcows Burn Bridges (Slop Roach channel)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - South Park fags]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Simpsons Anime]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Making Thermite]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - White & Nerdy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - the most evil kids in history]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - can't trust them chinks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - The problem with Goth Girls]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Digital Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lizard DNA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Rick and Morty Trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - cheating at job interviews with AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - people with weird bodies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Clavicular takes deal in alligator shooting case]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - IN THE NAVY animation meme]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Somali's appeal already in trouble]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - When to run like hell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - women see what they've done]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - Two Suns In The Sunset]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - dangers that'll catch stupid people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - dumbest reasons people were fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - "Ulterior Motives" master tapes found - lost media]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - zombie Nazis]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Woke Comics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Poopgate by PatrickCC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - Why blacks aren't getting hired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - Bartkira]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Southpark vs Rick & Morty]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - $cientology Raids/speedruns are a thing again]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Pranked most racist town]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Bill Maher On Woke Politics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - FishTank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Tv faked storylines]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Superman vs Homelander]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - lolcows and fashion (Slop Roach)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Honest Trailers: Predator]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Doorbell guy meme greenscreen]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Because I Got High]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Bumper stcker bandit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Carl Sagan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Fishtank Twerking midget]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Internet Archive in danger - SOG channel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Bill Burr: I don't work here]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Sinbad Dracula]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Strange Experiences]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - worst product names]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - You are already dead]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Don't Be A Menace]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 - sick psychology]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 - The Dumbest Generation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 - people that will die alone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 - peter cottontail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - 3 little pigs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Goku vs Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Lies we've been told]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - pranks]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - AI Girlfriend]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - George Carlin]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Bill Burr - Sex Robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Suing the SomethingAwful Forums]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Why Cereal got rid of toys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Internet Eras Be Like... (animation)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses "online age verification"]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 15, 2026|June 15, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 14, 2026|June 14, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 13, 2026|June 13, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 12, 2026|June 12, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 11, 2026|June 11, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 10, 2026|June 10, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 9, 2026|June 9, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 8, 2026|June 8, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 7, 2026|June 7, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026 - M.]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026 - M.]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - God]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - God]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - Fred Phelps]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Fred Phelps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Jack London]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - Jack London]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Words]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - Words]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - Nithya]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - Nithya]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - Eve]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Eve]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - Slothy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Slothy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - Sal the Agorist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - Sal the Agorist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - William Blake]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - William Blake]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - Via]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - Via]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - Kayla]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Kayla]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Kipling]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Kipling]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - King Ronn0]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - King Ronn0]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - David Bowie]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - David Bowie]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Avi Roy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - Avi Roy]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Immanuel Kant]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Immanuel Kant]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - Jum]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Jum]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Fishious]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Fishious]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - Bill Nye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Bill Nye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Birthday Twins]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Birthday Twins]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Timothy Leary]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Timothy Leary]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Beaniefan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Beanifan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Sociopath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Sociopath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Mario Galaxy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Mario Galaxy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - Latke]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Latke]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - Vanessa]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Vanessa]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 -
Jean Baudrillard]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 -
Jean Baudrillard]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 -
Friedrich Nietzsche]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 -
Friedrich Nietzsche]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - Jean Raspail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Jean Raspail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Mark Twain]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - Mark Twain]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - Ted Hughes]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - Ted Hughes]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Wapital]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Wapital]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Carl Jung]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Carl Jung]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Jay Humor]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - Jay Humor]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Repair His Door]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Repair His Door]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Mt Everest]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Mt Everest]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - The Notorious J.O.V.]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - The Notorious J.O.V.]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Seamus Heaney]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - Andy Ogles]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Andy Ogles]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - Pinto]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Pinto]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - Homeland Security]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - Homeland Security]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Joe Biden]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Joe Biden]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - may1be]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - may1be]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - Sick kid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - Sick kid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Rush Limbaugh]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 -
Rush Limbaugh]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - Staxx]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Staxx]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Mariana]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Mariana]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Bullshit Tip]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Bullshit Tip]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Lovechazelle]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Lovechazelle]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - Debit Card Theft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Debit Card Theft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - J Geils Band]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - J Geils Band]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - olympics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - olympics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 -DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Elon Musk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Elon Musk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Big Boulder]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Big Boulder]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]

== January 2026 ==
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Job application]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Job applications]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Disney AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Disney AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - R. Lee Ermey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - R. Lee Ermey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - Wolverine]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Wolverine]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - claire de lune]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Claire de lune]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Bill Watterson]]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 4, 2026

2026-06-03T23:19:00Z

The PolishPrince:

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If [[you]] have spent more than 5 minutes here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you might have noticed the influx of shitty low-effort articles, written by closeted future trannies, about unimportant mass shooters. This has caused an increase of more shitty articles, users, and posts to numerous factions of the site. These people usually come from TCC-centered communities, with some only associating the site with its articles about killers.

The '''True Crime Community''' ('''TCC''') is a community full of edgy teens who idolize mass/serial killers. They can typically be found on [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]], making Viggle.ai edits of perpetrators dancing next to text saying "-(their kill count)". Most mass shooters nowadays are TCC LARPers who do it just to get these edits. The [[High Score]] page has become the home for these filthy immigrants, becoming so popular it rivals the article made about [[Chris Chan]]. This has exposed the site to a cancer that has only increased as the years pass, with numerous users joining to contribute. The idea of the High Score page can fall under [[Meepsheep's Law]], as it was originally meant to mock the perpetrators, but most recently has become a place for them to leave a lovingly made fan letter. This gravitation to Encyclopedia Dramatica comes from TCCfags and their need to get as much info on their favorite postal dude as possible, even if half the page is taken up with jokes about their penis.

'''''What are some markings to look for when studying these creatures?:'''''

*Continuous edits to one page that are just more shitfesto spergings

*[[Template:AlGore]] and [[Template:UserAlGore]] being applied to their pages and userpage - You being self-aware of your homosexuality doesn't make it better

*Unnecessary references in unrelated articles - "Wait, you're saying this guy drank [[Mountain Dew]]? OMG HE'S LIKE BRENTON TARRANT OMG HE DRANK THAT TOO"

|Just A Bunch Of Faggots Spamming Up The Place With Their Love Letters To Bottom Dwelling Mass Shooters |Wapanese|Homosexuality|Harambe}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN

2026-06-03T23:18:07Z

The PolishPrince:

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If [[you]] have spent more than 5 minutes here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you might have noticed the influx of shitty low-effort articles, written by closeted future trannies, about unimportant mass shooters. This has caused an increase of more shitty articles, users, and posts to numerous factions of the site. These people usually come from TCC-centered communities, with some only associating the site with its articles about killers.

The '''True Crime Community''' ('''TCC''') is a community full of edgy teens who idolize mass/serial killers. They can typically be found on [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]], making Viggle.ai edits of perpetrators dancing next to text saying "-(their kill count)". Most mass shooters nowadays are TCC LARPers who do it just to get these edits. The [[High Score]] page has become the home for these filthy immigrants, becoming so popular it rivals the article made about [[Chris Chan]]. This has exposed the site to a cancer that has only increased as the years pass, with numerous users joining to contribute. The idea of the High Score page can fall under [[Meepsheep's Law]], as it was originally meant to mock the perpetrators, but most recently has become a place for them to leave a lovingly made fan letter. This gravitation to Encyclopedia Dramatica comes from TCCfags and their need to get as much info on their favorite postal dude as possible, even if half the page is taken up with jokes about their penis.

'''''What are some markings to look for when studying these creatures?:'''''

*Continuous edits to one page that are just more shitfesto spergings

*[[Template:AlGore]] and [[Template:UserAlGore]] being applied to their pages and userpage - You being self-aware of your homosexuality doesn't make it better

*Unnecessary references in unrelated articles - "Wait, you're saying this guy drank [[Mountain Dew]]? OMG HE'S LIKE BRENTON TARRANT OMG HE DRANK THAT TOO"
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'''What have I missed? [[Wapanese]] was 2 days ago • [[Homosexuality]] was 4 days ago • [[Harambe]] was 6 days ago
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2026-06-03T23:11:52Z

The PolishPrince: /* June 2026 */

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026]] -
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026]] - [[TCC Shitting Up ED]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026]] - [[TCC Shitting Up ED]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026]] - [[Wapanese]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026]] - [[Wapanese]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026]] - [[Homosexuality]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026]] - [[Homosexuality]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026]] - [[Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026]] - [[Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026]] - [[Consoomers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026]] - [[Consoomers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026]] - [[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026]] - [[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026]] - [[Ebola-chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026]] - [[Ebola-chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026]] - [[Clanker]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026]] - [[Clanker]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026]] - [[Communism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026]] - [[Communism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026]] - [[Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026]] - [[Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026]] - [[Nazi]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026]] - [[Nazi]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026]] - [[Star Wars]] (for Star Wars Day and Revenge Of The Fifth)
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026]] - [[Star Wars]] (for Star Wars Day and Revenge Of The Fifth)
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026]] - [[Freedom of speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026]] - [[Freedom of speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026]] [[Munich Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026]] [[Munich Massacre]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]] - [[Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]] - [[Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]] - [[Copycat killers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]] - [[Copycat killers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]] - [[Gooning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]] - [[Gooning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]] - [[Jasmine Richardson]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]] - [[Jasmine Richardson]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]] - [[Jason Thomas Nichols]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]] - [[Jason Thomas Nichols]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]] - [[Drug]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]] - [[Drug]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]] - [[Archive.is]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]] - [[Archive.is]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]] - [[Creationist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]] - [[Creationist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]] - [[Roblox]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]] - [[Roblox]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]] - [[Operation: Fat Fuck]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]] - [[Operation: Fat Fuck]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]] - [[Easter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]] - [[Easter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]] - [[Jews]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]] - [[Jews]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]] - [[I did it for the lulz]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026]] - [[I did it for the lulz]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026]] - [[Animator320]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026]] - [[Animator320]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026]] - [[Ariana Grande]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026]] - [[Ariana Grande]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026]] - [[Richard Spenser]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026]] - [[Richard Spenser]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026]] - [[Plagiarism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026]] - [[Plagiarism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026]] - [[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026]] - [[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026]] - [[Fishtank Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026]] - [[Fishtank Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026]] - [[Ginger]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026]] - [[8chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026]] - [[8chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026]] - [[Philadelphia]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026]] - [[Philadelphia]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026]] - [[Jon Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026]] - [[Jon Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026]] - [[Incel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026]] - [[Incel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026]] - [[Muslim Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026]] - [[Muslim Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026]] - [[The War of Northern Aggression]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026]] - [[The War of Northern Aggression]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026]] - [[Inflation art]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026]] - [[Inflation art]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026]] - [[Mary Bell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026]] - [[Mary Bell]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026]] - [[Incontinence]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026]] - [[Incontinence]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026]] - [[764]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026]] - [[764]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026]] - [[Foxler Nightfire]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026]] - [[Foxler Nightfire]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026]] - [[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026]] - [[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026]] - [[Love]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026]] - [[Love]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026]] - [[Faggot]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026]] - [[Faggot]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026]] - [[Meow Wars]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026]] - [[Meow Wars]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026]] - [[Black History Month]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026]] - [[Black History Month]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026]] - [[GothBloodVampire88]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026]] - [[GothBloodVampire88]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026]] - [[Stupid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026]] - [[Stupid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026]] - [[NIGGER MANUAL]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026]] - [[NIGGER MANUAL]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026]] - [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026]] - [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026]] - [[ICE]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026]] - [[ICE]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026]] - [[Getting away with it]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026]] - [[Getting away with it]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026]] - [[Jew Nersey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026]] - [[Jew Nersey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026]] - [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026]] - [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026]] - [[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026]] - [[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026]] - [[Kurt Eichenbald]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026]] - [[Kurt Eichenbald]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026]] - [[Internets]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026]] - [[Internets]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026]] - [[MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026]] - [[MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026]] - [[Dilbert]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026]] - [[Dilbert]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026]] - [[Global Warming]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026]] - [[Global Warming]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026]] - [[Incelcore]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026]] - [[Incelcore]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026]] - [[Freedom of speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026]] - [[Freedom of speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026]] - [[Nautica Malone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026]] - [[Nautica Malone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026]] - [[Serial Experiments Lain]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026]] - [[Serial Experiments Lain]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026]] - [[Changed]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026]] - [[Changed]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026]] - [[2025]]

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2026-06-02T01:18:10Z

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{{Achtung|ATTENTION ALL NEWFAGS WHO DISCOVERED 4CHAN IN 2011 OR LATER: THE CORRECT SPELLING IS "WEEABOO", NOT "WEABO" OR ANY SIMILAR VARIANT [http://www.pbfcomics.com/71/ (SOURCE)]}}

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[[File:Weaboos_anime.jpg|thumb|300px|[http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/12/seiyuu-to-otaku-have-you-losers-ever-had-a-date/ How Japan views Weeaboos]: startlingly accurate.]]
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The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "[[Pedophiles|Japanophiles]]," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "[[you]]") are, much like [[wigger]]s, [[pain]]fully clueless [[White people|honkies]] (and increasingly [[negro]]s) [[trying too hard|trying]] to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a [[nigger]])—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Shit]] in hopes of being assimilated into its [[culture]].

To put it simply, a [[Faggot|weeb]] is any [[Aimee Major Steinberger|non-Japanese]] who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhat comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They generally have a serious case of [[Yellow Fever]] and worship [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] among other [[lie|famous]] [[J-pop]] artists, along with eating [[pocky]] as if it's their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing ''up to five common phrases'' in [[Language|Japanese]], though later misusing them at the [[food]] court or at [[animu]] conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of [[fail]] these [[basement dweller]]s really are.

Just as Jews are responsible for [[Christians]] and [[Muslims]], Wapanese are responsible for [[bronies]] and [[social justice]] warriors. In fact, several SJWs started off as pocky-eating Japan-worshiping weebs, guilty of their own [[white]] culture. This is just another reason to hate these cretins.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear such great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of [[Americunts|American]] youth. Well, next to [[furry|another "subculture" you're hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment]]. But that's another story.

Because the lifespan of these fucking dingalings only last until the end of high school for half of them, most will grow up cynical and shameful, turning to the next [[Korea|cultural trend]] used for the boosting of their egos. The other half will end in one of three ways:
# Dying alone as an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each along with $40 imported CDs by obscure [[Portal:Music|Japanese bands]] no one else has ever heard of nor will admit to liking except them.
# Being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!)
# Committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving in Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, fat Caucasian lardballs. Their [[NOVA|last words]] are usually "''[[Megatokyo]]'' lied to me..."

==Weeaboo Behavior==
[[File:Threeeyesbyimobsessed31copy.png|right|thumb|200px|Typical wapanese fan art, [[Not gay|notice the hot Naruto action going on.]]]]
[[File:Japanisbestasian!!!111!!.png|thumb|200px|Your typical weeaboo. Notice the hatred of Korea.]]
[[File:Cosplayingexpertatthebest.jpg|thumb|right|Rare specimen of a [[nigger]] weeaboo (fun fact: a black weeaboo is called a jigaboo.)]]
{{squote|Im looking for a bento (that's japanese for lunch) box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi(small) sized. And has to be really [[kawaii]] (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make sure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in [[japan]]. and not in [[china]] or corea ([[korea]]) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
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[[File:Weeaboo_edits_eyes.jpg|thumb|Serious [[Adobe® Photoshop®|shopping]] to appear of the [[Asia]]n persuasion.]]
[[File:Wapanesewetdream.jpg|thumb|What every Wapaneses ends up dating]]
The average Wapanese will whine non-stop about how anyone who professes an interest in Japanese "culture" is merely a [[poser]] when compared to themselves. They will then play their favorite overpriced "Visual Kei" CD and attempt (badly) to mouth the lyrics while crunching loudly on the last few sticks of Pocky they ordered from J-List.

Weeaboos are known to constantly complain about the country in which they live in comparison to Japan. However, any one of these Wapanese living in Japan will last about two weeks before returning home, realizing that the great [[Kurt Cobain|Hide Matsumoto]] is dead and no self-respecting [[Japanese]] will [[Secks|make sexy time]] with them. This is because the [[retard]]s are blind of the fact that thinking they can be Japanese by "acting" like a Japanese person is [[Offended|racially insensitive]], and they learned what little Japanese culture they know purely from [[fap]]ping to [[animu]] they saw on [[Adult Swim]]. Thus why it is usually looked up upon, as good practice, to strangle weeaboos in their own bathrooms facing the sink mirror!

Nearly all of them are [[jailbait]] and tend to be [[bisexual]] or [[gay]] from looking at too many pretty Japanese manboys in dresses. None the less, it doesn't matter because they're all virgins. All of them have or want a tattoo in Han characters (Kanji), either "hope" (望), "prosperity" (盛) or something equally gay (同性愛) and a [[deviantART]] account filled with shitty anime drawings of [[catgirl]]s and lots of [[emo]] [[poetry]].

As most Wapanese are unable to get to [[Japan]],they instead attend anime conventions claiming they are there [[lies|just to check out the J-bands]] or [[truth|talk about anime]], even though their music interests (usually [[J-Pop]] or [[J-Rock]]) change weekly and the only anime they have ever seen was on [[Adult Swim]].

Many Wapanese dress in [[crap|Decora]], [[EGL]], [[Loli]]ta, or any annoying fashion that the Japanese use to lure in whitey's beaucoup bucks. Most of them squint their round eyes, wear wigs that are normally in a ridiculous color (such as bright blue, pink... etc.) or it simply looks retarded on anything human, and photoshop their skin tone to make them appear more Azn in their pictures which normally results in them looking ten times more horrid than when they started. [[Caramelldansen]] is the theme song for all Wapanese, as the vast majority of them are too stupid and suck at Japanese too much to realize that it is actually [[Swedish]]. The two languages sound nothing alike but this doesn't stop them from (badly) singing along during every one of their [[masturbation]] sessions thinking its Japanese.

While most Wapanese maintain they will only settle for a genuine Japanese{{tm}} girlfriend or boyfriend, most invariably end up settling for another Wapanese. The pair will go about collecting their meaningless Japanese trinkets together, endlessly watching [[Bleach]], [[Death Note]], and [[Naruto]] and making statements like, "It's kawaii how L-chan looks like a chibi panda, [[desu]] yo ne!?"

Every once in a while, a lucky Wapanese will manage to find the [[Azn]] in self-denial, such as AtJap13, Kazakai, etc, a slope who tends to have been born in the U.S. or some non-East Asian country and suffers from low self-esteem or [[Asperger's syndrome|Ass Burger Syndrome]]. This matters little to the Wapanese, who is just happy to have scored some Asian [[poontang]]. Or many will end up as basement dwelling permavirgins such as the [[Spoony|SpoonyOne]].

Most weeaboos will go onto every new official English dub video that is posted on YouTube and complain about how the English language sucks in comparison to the beautiful Nippon. ^______^ If that's not a sign of a weeb, then I don't know what is.

=== Japan's Atrocities ===

[[File:Nanking massacre 123.jpg|thumb|right|250px|An Honorable, Jap Soldier shows off his warrior pride and adherence to the Bushido code by killing an unarmed civilian]]

[[File:Jap murderer 123.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Small dicked Nip soldier sticking it to a Philipine Soldier]]

Like most [[Weeaboo]]s, you have been brainwashed through the propaganda machines of [[animu]], manga and Tv into thinking that [[Japan]] is incapable of doing anything wrong and [[you]] refuse to be swayed by arguments that your [[Azn|Yellow Masters]] haven't endorsed because they might cut you off from that sweet, sweet [[Sailor Moon]] [[Hentai]] that [[you]] most likely just finished polishing your [[penis|knob]] to and are only reading this because you need a break before you're ready to go for another round.<br>

As can be expected from all [[leftard|left leaning]], Junior High School liberals that take their cues from poorly Xeroxed copies of their civics teacher's personal communist manifesto, all of Japan's atrocities and War Crimes were completely reactionary and if it weren't for the [[evil]] empire-building of white countries like [[England]], [[France]] and [[America]], the war in the Pacific wouldn't have escalated like it did with Japanese soldiers murdering women, cutting little girls in half from [[vagina|cunt]] collar after having to endure a gang rape from 20 tiny dicked Japanese soldiers or just killing people for [[lulz|shits and giggles]].

What it comes down to, for weeaboos, is nothing but excuses as to why [[Japan]]🇯🇵 should always be blameless when it comes to the millions of innocent civilians murdered by the Empire driven, expansionist policies of the Meiji Restoration when they can keep following their idiot's form of using [[Germany]] and its Third Reich as their go=to example of what evil is. For people who blindly quote their Anime heroes by saying that evil should always be exposed to the light of day, these [[retard|champions of reason]] continually neglect to include their favored country of Japan because it keeps them well supplied with their much needed [[Masturbation|masturbation fodder]] of infant children taking a 10 inch cocks fresh from their Mother's [[vagina|clown hole]].<br>

The favored form of trying to exonerate Japan from their war crimes is for these mooks to claim that [[Americunt]]s nuked these poor tojo bastards unfairly when they were already beaten forgetting that it was Japan's Warrior culture- that they worship so much- that led to countless millions being executed by the favored, weeaboo society of the Samurai simply because the Nips saw them as being inferior.<br>

Weeaboos live by and are constantly regurgitating these inane ideals of theirs about how honorable the Japanese are and killing the innocent, weak or unarmed is in contradiction to their warrior way despite literal millions of witnesses speaking the contrary.<br>

===Identifying someone as Wapanese===
There are many telltale signs of Wapanese, the biggest being that they will refer to one another as [[otaku]] (which they would not if they had any grasp on the word's meaning) and employ their distinctive dialect and appearance discussed above. Other warning signs include but are not limited to:

[[Image:Typical_fat_wapanese.jpg|thumb|150px|This is "[[A Cat Is Fine Too|honto kawaii neko chan]]"]]

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* Using the phrases they [[Kingdom Hearts|heard in an anime or video game from "Japan"]] or talking about [[animu|Japan]] IN EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE!
* Broken Japanese interspersed in conversation. A prime example would be [[Bradleh Daw Gaim]].
:* Claims to be "[[engrish|studying Japanese]]" or to have an interest in "[[Oxymoron|Japanese culture]]"
* Leeching off the [[history]] of Japan but ignoring any part that "looks bad" on Japan.
:* Ignores the fact the Allied Powers won [[World War II]] for a reason. (For fun, bring up the nuclear blast in conversation should it get too boring. For even more [[lulz]], mention the Rape of Nanking, the Bataan Death March, and the sadistic experiments carried out on humans at Unit 731 and watch them deny it like Ahmedinejad does the [[Holocaust]].)
:* Stubbornly defending Japan's long history of [[IRL]] [[banhammer]]ing [[China|other]] [[Korea|races]]. Also tending to have racist and nationalistic prejudice against any other Asian country that isn't Japan, common targets being [[China]], [[Best Korea]], and [[Good Korea]] and probably thinking nationalist groups like the uyoku dantai are "tottemo sugoi desu!" (However in reality, the uyoku dantai will want to lynch them because they are not Japanese, and they are such a disgrace to their magnificent culture.)
* Being culture parasites, that is, having a pathological interest in "[[animu|Japanese culture]]"
:* For potential lulz, mention that Japanese culture has essentially been a [[Plagiarism|ripoff]] of American culture ever since WWII (no srsly, everyone there under the age of 60 is basically a reverse weeaboo).
:* Taking up [[fail|Zen Buddhism]] or some other "Japanese" religious tradition, even if not actually a Japanese religion.
:* Ignoring facts such as: [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/13/third-of-young-japanese-men-hate-sex/ 1/3 of Japanese men hate sex] and that [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/12/seiyuu-to-otaku-have-you-losers-ever-had-a-date/ voice actors are sick of their shit].
* Trying to look Japanese and failing by...
:* [[Internet tough guy|Collecting "samurai" swords (usually manufactured in China) and posing in photos with them.]]
:* Hanging out with Asians or in Asian-looking locations wherever possible
:* Wanting to take in the local Asian culture festival every spring, no matter how viciously dull it is.
:* Insisting on using chopsticks to consume everything from hamburgers to pizza to YOUR FAVORITE, CHEEKON ANDA WAFFURU.
:* Listening to shitty [[J-Rock]] [[Music|bands]] [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody has ever heard of]] and believing that every [[male]] in Japan™ is a [[Dickgirl|hermaphroditic]] [[transvestite]].
* Listening to Vocaloid or other J-Pop like Kyary and believes that the majority of people in Japan actually listen to these types of music, or is actually good or inspiring music. (true fact: no one in Japan likes this type of music)
* INSISTING on watching their [[anime]] in Japanese with subtitles, because unlike you, they can "understand it" and can't stand dubbed voices ([[Baka|Because only BAKA GAIJIN POSERS watch things in English]]!) Claims they find "[[Harem Animu]]" funny.
* Has at least one account on [[Gaia Online]] or any other dumb fucking Asian-themed site like Crunchyroll, a JewTube [[wannabe]] site infested with Japanophiles and/or [[Koreaboo|Koreanophiles]].
:*Bonus points: Username and/or [[99.9%]] of their [[friends list]]'s names ending in "u", "i" or "-chan" or are a butchering of the name of some J-Idol or Azn Bandguy they want to screw.
* Their life dream is not only to go to Japan{{tm}}, but also to break into the [[anime]], [[manga]] or [[video game]] industry.
:* Shitting themselves whenever someone around them speaks actual Japanese. Double points if the person speaking actual Japanese is white; triple points if black person.
:* Working in a high school in Japan as an ALT (assistant language teacher) and thinks the Japanese staff working there actually give a single fuck about them.
* Being friends with the [[King of the Weeaboos]]
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[[TL;DR]]: [[Animu|JAPAN]] GOOD, everything else = SHIT!

In photographs, a wapanese will always be [[fat]] and [[ugly]], always make the peace/victory sign with one hand while squinting and contorting their already grotesque facial features into a more grotesque approximation of the ^_^ [[smiley]]. [[Female]]s have a compulsive need to wear at least one item of [[Hello Kitty|Sanrio]] clothing at all times, and truly desperate Wapanese will wear a shitload of eyeliner to make their eyes appear [[Azn|chinkier]], that or put scotch tape on the sides of their eyes to pull their eyelids tighter.

===How to Troll===
* '''Go to an anime forum.''' Make sure you search "Should we have dropped the Atom Bomb anime forum". If you don't see a site where you know anime is the central topic, go there Nao! Make a forum about the topic and then point out to any opposers the crimes the Japanese committed and the videos of the citizens committing suicide on YouTube.
*'''Say "anime sucks!"''' and use a better show to compare a highly popular anime show. You could use shows like Wallace and Grommit/Robot Jones/early SpongeBob and other great western anime to show em'. Protip: Poopy, crudely-animated 2010's animu like [[Wut|Adventure Time]] or [[Drug|the Amazing World of]] [[cat|Gumball]] is perfect because it's everything anime isn't. <s>Which is actually "being funny."</s> (Disregard that, neither of the aforementioned shows are funny.)
*'''Force weeaboos to watch videos about weeaboos''' and neckbeards, like "Deibiddo Kun LOVES Japan".
*Point out that '''Japanese kids LOVE America''', and think that Yank Animation, Yank Music, Yank Food, God and Yank Religion (see Superbook, Japanese-dubbed American Christian Cartoons, and The Flying House) is all vastly superior to their own. Using the children of the object of their obsession against them is the ultimate attack.
* If a [[feminazi|female weeaboo]] leftard says she hates America, link articles and videos to the Rape Club and then point out that [[Fact|Japan believes Men come first.]] And that her liberal, pocky-pooping cherry-butt would be better off staying in the states.
- If she says she doesn't care, show her videos of Japan's extremely inhumane historical actions, like Unit 731. If she says she just wants to, then call her a no life weeaboo that Japan wouldn't tolerate, throwing her into a Japanese retard clinic.
* Say that Popee-style thigh-high socks are overrated. This is one of the few things they actually have in common with the Japs, they both are over-obsessive with this crap that they'll both wear waterproof thigh-high socks in the shower and while swimming.
* The only other way they're like the Japanese is that they're also very butthurt about MMD stuff being distributed and shared. So share passwords, share files, share videos, and especially share nude models and MMD porn.
* If a Man says or acts like a weeaboo, ask him why. He'll probably claim Japan is better because [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Women are nicer, more beautiful, and people aren't mean]]. Point out that Asian girls are considered a fetish and generally act weird.
* Remind them that before Macarthur (an American) took over, post-war Japan was a complete shithole.
- If he disagrees then point out that Japanese men prefer American women, just look at the polls and the anime. Many anime characters don't even have Japanese features and even real life Japanese bitches dye their hair and wear contacts to change their eye color.
-If he disagrees and says he still likes Japanese girls. Point out that they want somebody who's cool. Usually a strong white guy, or a thuggy black guy. If you are neither than you'll have a harder time. Usually this is true, because most anime fan-males are goths.
-If he says you're spamming, call him a hopeless weeaboo who will die alone in ALL CAPS, expect [[RAGE]]!
-There is no?????? Just PROFIT!
*Go to [[4chan]] and talk shit about them all being [[Truth|basement dwellers and weeaboos]]. It gets lulzly.
*Tell them anime sucks. The [[butthurt]] will flow through them.

===Variant Strains===
[[File:Vivi udoli blasian.png|thumb|Half-breed Monkey/[[Nigger]] trying to be a [[Japan|Jap]] trying to be a [[cracker|White]], OH GOD [[Kill it with fire|KILL IT WITH FIRE]] ]]
The''' Wapanese in Denial''' can be found religiously on [[4chan]], [[Gaia Online]] and other shitty sites that are either Japanese-looking or [[2chan|Japanese Knockoffs]]. They attempt to counteract any identification as Wapanese, but fail as they have any/all of the normal wapanese traits. They throw fits when confronted on being a Wapanese/Japanophile and will claim not to care if they'd be put up on this site, but still [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|secretly remove as much proof of being Wapanese as they can]].

'''Blasians''' (aka the Nighongo or Chinegro) are basically where niggers and W.A.S.P.s intersect. Although more tolerable than [[ghetto]] [[niggers]], they are one of the worst cases of [[fail]] ever. This is what happens when you leave your jigs unattended. Somebody [[Doing it wrong|direct these confused people]] to some [[Worldstar_Hiphop|Worldstar Hiphop]] videos and a local [[KFC]], or at least slap the bitch until they realize they aren't Asian.

Here is an example of what your average [[nigger|azn]] does in it's spare time. We will kindly thank Aaron Abdullah for his contribution to studying this particular race of weaboos.

====The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded====

We at ED have provided glorious examples of the fucktardery that is the Weeaboo fandom at its most lulzy and worst, providing you something you can look at whilest jerking off to your self satisfaction of you supposedly being less retarded than those depicted in ways which aren't yet known by us.
[[File:Faggottumblrguy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Lord, look at those tags. Well at least you're being honest.]]
But we've also come to a major discovery in the last few years, and apparently some of our best have discovered that there is more to the weeabbo infestation than just [[Magibon|camera whores]], [[Snapesnogger|gay orgy fanfiction writers]], [[Firedarkdragon|piles of emotional messes]], [[Superdemon-Inuyasha|hilarious hacks of artists]], [[Reyvataeil|Animu Forum faggots]], [[DivineAngel|crys of self denial and pain]], and [[Arudou Debito|even greater jokes of gaijin fucks jacking off abroad]], there exists an ever greater territory of the retard spectrum of weeabo faggotry.

They are known as '''Hypocrite Weeaboos''' or at their most lulziest, '''Reject Weeaboos'''.

[[File:hamlet_yaoicon.png|200px|thumb|right|The [[yaoi]] world's most famous raging weeb-in-denial, [[HamletMachine]].]]
[[File:Imaginary women.jpg|thumb|right|When [[Cosplayers]] call you out, you have a problem.]]Also known as anime elitists, Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture experts, self entitled "Not Weeaboos" or "Actual Anime Fans", Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture Buffs, "Not A Pussy Nerd" Anime Fans, and/or even "Anti Moe likers", these Weeaboos are the opposite end of the spectrum of weeabbo fucktardery.

A '''[[hypocrite]] Wapanese''' is almost identical to the [[Valerie (Pai)|Wapanese in denial]], though the hypocrite version tends to be more annoying. These tossers mince about claiming they hate Wapanese, but cream their fundoshi when [[NOVA|they get the opportunity to go to Japan]].

A Hypocrite Wapanese who has attended college, believing himself to be [[retard|intellectual]], becomes a '''Reject Wapanese'''. The Reject Wapanese is fed up with and "rejects" the "main stream" of current anime, such as [[Naruto]], anything currently playing on [[Adult Swim]], and anything related to [[Moe]] is the cancer of all animu. Instead, the Reject Wapanese goes back to the [[bullshit|early manga]] of the 1960's and 70's such as work by [[crap|Osamu Tezuka and Leiji Matsumoto]]. They will also be the biggest fucking prudes and [[Unwarranted Self Importance|elitist fucks]] you will ever meet, and will possibly make actual weeaboos more tolerable in comparison. Don't believe us? Check [[Colony drop|here]] and [http://evilneps.livejournal.com/profile here].

Protip: [[truth|Tell him everything Tezuka has ever done, especially Astro Boy, sucked]] then make fun of his B.A. in [[shit nobody cares about|Philosophy and Literary Theory]]. Be sure to mention his [[unemployed|inability to get a job]] and ask him if anyone other than other rejects at conventions can even understand him, or if anyone likes him at conventions for being the self-absorbed, petty and insular fuck he is.

While they put on an air that they are "normal" or "sane", their true forms come out when they furiously masturbate to their computer screens. They themselves hold a great amount of complete self entitlement and unwarranted self importance, thinking that because of their "college level education", "high wit and charm", and "internetz smarts", makes them greater, better, intellectual weeaboos than the "lowly slime" on the other side of the spectrum, but are just as fucking unwise, full of shit and having no brains like their much loathed opposites, because what both have in common is the fucktarded, self indulgent masturbation because they believe whatever "mysterious, exotic" bullshit they place on a top pedestal is "so deep and insightful", but is nothing more but the same reason as their brainfucked counterparts have: fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white.

They may type out full sentences with grammar, a good vocabulary, and no spelling errors, but that's to just mask the "I like this sophisticated anime, it's much better than this animu and the fans that like it" elitist fucktardism of enjoying anything Japanese for the sake of feeling a soul, which we're very sure they never were born with. Ironically, this deficiency is indeed something they share with the filthy Tojos.

Here are some examples of Reject Weeaboo behaviors and how you all can help spot the fucktarded:

*Retarded, pasty-white douchebags still stuck in their nostalgia and fandom whoring well into their 30s, thinking that Japan will suck their dongs through whining about their animu obsessions they picked up while attempting to pierce their firm white cheesedicks into Japan in the 1980's and bashing on weeaboos that don't fit their agenda to have anime attract people that never knew about anime, and will fuck them because their animu tastes "are so sophisticated".

*Internet Tough Guys that are reject weeaboos who are often dedicated and jerk off furiously to stuff like Hokuto no Ken, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or some other [[lol wut|mangoes]] that were produced in the 1980's. They often lurk on the internets looking for animu they can troll; also are likely gamers, make blogs dedicated to their manchild like obsessing around anime with mainly huge muscle bound main protagonists duking it out with other muscle bound characters and... You know what? Fuck it, they're gay.

*The Number One Weeaboo for the fourth consecutive year is Andy "Hokage" Perez of the Little Tokyo Community in Little Tokyo. For more information about this ranked number one weeaboo, please refer to his official website at [http://weaboo.web44.net The Champion of Weeaboos]

*Wannabe Alpha Geek Reject Weeaboos. These weeaboos are the worst kind of weeaboos, and they are often [[Dead|short]] [[Murder|numbered]] for a [[Unwarranted Self Importance|reason]]. These pseudo intellectual fucktards are most commonly found on sites like Gaia, either make their own blogspots, or are located in some retarded comics related forum. Claiming to have a taste in teh animu much better than their brainfucked weeaboo siblings, likely watching things no one fucking cares about, and that they have "a diverse taste in other mediums of entertainment", they are also the biggest douches that you will ever meet, and from the time spend on their sites furiously pleasuring themselves to making "intellectual debates" ('''SPOILER''': It's them wasting their time like the ego driven insufferable smartass nerd douchebags they really are) over why [[Pretentious|XXX-oholic]] is a [[Retard|more symbolic and insightful]] than [[Death Note]], you will know why they don't spend any time off of their precious site after working at Game Stop or going to college for Literary Advancements in Comic Books.<br>
'''SPOILERS''' It's either that they're fucking hideous and no one wants to hang out with them, they're either so fucking nerdy and smartassed that no one wants to hear about their reasons of why you should watch [[Pussy|Revolutionary Girl Altena]] or that they never shut the fuck up about why they know about everything and you don't, or any combination of the above.

Remember [[There are no girls on the internet|ladies]] and [[gentlemen]], just because you have intellect, it doesn't mean you can't be a fucking loser and insufferably retarded ego hoarder! And we know that there are more insufferable intellect disguised fucks out there that we know we can make a [[Lulzcow|lulzcoaster]] out of. We've only gotten started, so don't watch your back; just hold tight as we ram it nice and hard into your ass like the insufferable Nip Entertainment worshiping [[Attention Whore|internet whore]] you are.

==Useful Wapanese phrases==
[[File:Wapaneseseaking.jpg|thumb| Even the amazing [[Seaking]] is affected negatively by Wapanese.]]
[[File:Aznova.jpg|thumb|What Wapanese and real [[Japan|AZNs]] have in common: they suck at foreign languages.]]

Wapanese have a tendency to [[Rape|butcher]] [[Japanese]], mixing what few words and phrases they know in Japanese and sprinkling them all over their primarily English sentences. Expect to hear such statements as: "That dress is so kawai I wish I could ganbaru like that too, ne! Demo, I can't desu! [[nyoro~n]] :3".
These commonly used words may help you identify a Weeaboo in the event their retarded, pitiless appearance aren't dead giveaways:

# ''"Konnichiha!"'' (今日は, Japanese mating call of the North [[American]] Giant Douchebag.)
# Hajimemashite ( 始めまして, "''HAJIMEMASHITE! [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|That means how are you doing]]~ kawaii, ne? ^__- *wink* lol''")
# ''"[[Baka]]!"'' (馬鹿, Noise made when clearing throat to dislodge half-eaten sticks of Pocky, a popular snack formed in a pointless stick shape and coated with the chocolate of shattered dreams.)
# ''"-chan"'' (ちゃん, Must be appended to ''every'' name to make it sound "cute.")
# suffixes/honorifics (敬称：ちゃん、君、等, "''Hey Mary-chan! How are u?!''", "''No Sasuke-kun, plz don't!''", ''etc.'')
# ''"[[Chibi]]"'' (ちび, Chibi dogs r adorable~ ^__^'')
# ''"[[Desu]]!"'' (です, Wapanese place this at the end of every sentence, desu, regardless of its contextual inaccuracy desu. Popularized by [[Rozen Maiden]] animu. However, DESU! spam may be appropriate in the context of a [[raid]], [[trolling]] or some other epic maneuver provided that lulz are the objective desu.)
# ''"Itai, or Itatata~~!!"'' (痛い, Heard when Wapanese hurt themselves. Signals the hearer to hurt them more.)
# ''"[[Kawaii]]!"'' (可愛い, Wapanese standard warning for, "Do not look directly at.")
# ''"Nani?"'' (何, The Japanese word for "[[what]]?" Weeaboos think it makes them cool to use this whenever someone addresses them. It is also an invitation to get socked in the fucking face.)
# ''"Ne!"'' (ね, Usually said after sentences as a sign for the listener to clock 'em. Ne is actually a exclamation, while ねえ nê is equivalent to [[amirite]]. However, no Wapanese realize this as it would entail actual knowledge of the language.
# ''"Sugoi!"'' (すごい, Phrase said when they're sure they've found their new mating partner, possibly Japanese, or [[Asian]], but probably another failed Wap like themselves.)
# ''"Yo!"'' (よ, pronounced 'yoh', translation: basically an '!'. Usually said in conjunction with 'desu' and 'ne'. e.g. - "OMG KAWAII DESU YO NE~!1!!!!")
# ''"[[KittenBellNSFW|Nekoberu]]"'' ('''猫ブル''', pronounced Neck-Oh-Beh-Rew Rew rhymes with [[Jew]] or Shoe) Means Kitten Bell. Not used at all in [[Japan]]. It is a [[Neologism]] created when Weeaboos combined the Japanese word Neko (猫 or cat) with Beru (ベル or bell). It is mostly used as a figurative image in the sub-genre of the Catgirl in [[Furfag|Furry]] art to inform that the CatGirl or NekoJin that the viewer is looking at is underaged.
# ''"[[KittenBellNSFW|NekoJin]]"'' ('''猫人''', pronounced Neck-Oh-Gin and means Catgirl or Cat People) Another weeaboo [[Neologism]] used to describe the Half-cat, Half-Human furry fetish. Your more snobbish weeaboos prefer to use ''"Nekohito"'' ('''猫人''', pronounced Neck-Oh-He-Toe Definition: cat people/person or cat/human implying that it's a cat/human hybrid). Like NekoJin and Neckoberu, it is another Weeaboo [[Neologism]].
# ''"NekoMimi"'' ('''猫耳''', Pronounced Neck-Oh-Me-Me. Literal Definition: Cat Ears. The proper [[Japan|Japanese]] word for the catgirl fetish as it describes that breed of girl that likes to run around Japan wearing Cat Ears.) So you don't look like a fool trying to impress a native speaking Japanese person, it is redundant to call a cat's ears NekoMimi ('''猫耳'''). The proper way to say it would be ''The Cat's ears'' or ''Neko No Mimi.'' Literal translation, ''The ears of the cat.'' '''(猫の耳)'''

====Using the Japanese Language Against Them====

[[File:Aniwapanese.jpg|thumb|Even animu animators want the Wapanese to [[STFU]].]]
Due to the fact that weeaboos are incapable of understanding(let alone pronouncing) Japanese, it is quite easy to troll them by using the very language they revere. They'll probably be shitting bricks over how much you appear to know, but you will walk away with the satisfaction that you verbally abused them without them even knowing it.

*Weeaboo: Aren't I soo totally kawaii [[desu]] ne???!!!1!111
:*Response: はい、とってもかわいそうです。 ''Tottemo kawai sô desu.'' (Translation: Yes, You are very pitiful.)

They will probably think you know Japanese, and think you complimented them. This will usually result in them prodding you with the question "OMG Leik do u spaek Nipongo?"

Response: はい、貴様の豚の顔はたわごとのような臭いがする。 ''Hai, kisama no buta no kao wa tawagoto no yôna nioi ga suru.'' (Translation: Yes, you, your asshole's pig face smells like shit.)

===Kawaii [[Copypasta]]s===

WARNING: After reading these, you may feel the urge to commence [[Suicide#切腹 & 腹切 for the Otaku|seppuku]]. Please do so.

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Omg hai ^___^ Im Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ [[anime]] <3 and my fav is [[Naruto|naurto]]!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband [[Naruto|Sasuke]]!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA [[kawaii|KAWAII]] [[DESU]] NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw [[Naruto|SASUKE]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII [[Naruto|SASUKE]]-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a [[pocky]] shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! [[O rly|RLY]]!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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Hai =^_____^= AI-SAN heeeeeerrreee!! <3 <3 ^__<

I am SUPA SUPA HAppy today!! >____^ <333333333333333333 SASUKE IS HAPPY TOO!! OMG SUPA SUPA KAWAII ~DESU ~DESU Yay! <3 ^_^

Chances are you will see it again >.< <.< <333333333333 (^o^) because I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE telling everybody about my HUBBYZZ SAKUKE! ((<<)- OMG! I LOVE HIM SO MUCHEEEZZ. he is so KAAAWWWAAAIIIII!!!!! ^.^ <33333333 ~desu ~desu

...

OMG! SASUKE CAME HOOMMMEE! hes home everyone !!!^^. look look, hes home ^^ <333333333333 @_@@@@@@@ ''''____-;;;;;;;;

@@ OH MY GODZZZ SASUKE IS KISSING ME ON THE NECK!!! (@@ (òó) (òó) (òó)>>) he wants to make love to me 0.0. OMG! my heart is racing a million miles an hour <333333333 Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! YAYYYY!! ZZZZ NYAAAA!! ^^

Bai Everyone... ME AND SASUKE ARE OFF TO MAKE MORE BABIES.. Yay Yay!!! bumpy bumpy time! Hours of fun time IN SASUKES BED..... NAKED!! OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! <33333333333 [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! >__** ** (O)/ YAY! Yay! happy happy haaaaapppppppppppyyyyyy!! NEKO NEKO KAWAII SUPA supa SUPA KAWAII DESU DESU ; ) "",.._____^^ (--(

NYAAA! ^_^

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AI-SAN HEEERRREEEE!!! ===>________^===;;;;;;;;;;

I just came back from VACATION at the <333333333 KAWAII ZONE ^__~ and guess what... IM WITH SASUKE ON THE WHOLE VACATION <3333333!!! =^_____^= OMGZZZZZ HES SO HOT WITH THAT SUPA SUPA SEXY ABBS!!! DESU DEUS >.> >_> ^o^ ^_< HE'S SO FRIGGIN SUPA SUPA KAWAII!!! @_@@_@@_@ NYAAAA! ~desu ~desu

NOW i'm going to tell you about the BEST VACATION OF MY LIFE :D :D :D WITH MY HOT HUBBY SASUKE!!! <33333333333 SUPA SUPA KAWAII VACATION WE HADDDD!!!! <333333333333 ^3^ ^3^ @_@@@@@ =^____^;;;;;

While we were walking down the beach, holding hands... ^_____~;;; (of course, HE'S MAH HABBEH AND I LUUUV HIM SOO MUCHEZZZ <333333) i saw some FAT GUIZE AND BITCHES ON OUR POOL -_- OMG WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CLOG UP OUR KAWAII VACATION?!??!? -_- >.< ò_ó TT______TT;;;;

then Sasuke (w/ his SUPA KAWWAIIII ABS O.O;;;;;) released his SUPA PAWAFURU RASENGAN (or is it chidori, i'm ssoooooo braindead -_-) and BLASTED *O* THOSE FAT NERDS AND HOES OFF OF OUR ROMANTICA POOL *_* <33333333 =^________^;;;;
while everyone was looking ôoô guess what... WE WERE HAVING SEX ON THE POOL WITH KAWAII SASUKE!!!!!!! ^______^';';';';' <333333333 everyone was envious >:P, and while we're having our bumpy bumpy time <3333 WE MADE 953 BABIES ON THE TRIP o_____________o;;;;; THEY WERE SOOOOOOO SUPA SUPA @_@ SUPA KAWAII =^==____^L;LL;; THEY BECAME CHIBI NINJAS *_** AFTER THAT

bai everyone, we're off to SASUKE'S APARTMENT TO MAKE MOAR BEBEZZZ ^__________^ <333333333333333333 OMG THEY'RE SOOOOOO KAWAIII!! WE'RE GONNA HAV A FUN TIME NAKED ON SASUKE'S BED, MEKEN BEBEZZZZ alllll frigggeeeeen naitu ^____^;;;-0-=0=- YAY YAY!! NEKO SUPA BAKA SUPA neko sUPA KAWAII KAWAII DEUS DESU DUES! <3333333333333333333333333 ^ooo_^o^_^o_^ yay happy nEKo yay bAAK HAPpy NEKO KAWAII DESU SUPA DESU BAKA NEKO KAWAII SUPA BAKA NEKO SUPA DESU KAWAII!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!)_)#$@(^_#*$#!(&_

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! <333333333 =^__________<=;'623;5[3r;t

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If you say ANYTHING related to those, please commit hara-kiri. Thank you.

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>d2FGgYp6mdk</youtube>Here is a prime example of a weeaboo subhuman.

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|<youtube>PYUbUvzlvFw</youtube><br>
|<youtube>gnDvMSN1b_g</youtube><br>
|<youtube>aOm7CXojUzQ</youtube>Weaboo trying to be a [[fail|badass]]
|<youtube>FsNFhYgIXrg</youtube><br>
|<youtube>KGD-mFTY6mw</youtube><br>
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|<youtube>12qKfLJtrtM</youtube><br>
|<youtube>by9Nl-6kTWw</youtube><br>
|<youtube>kB0P19JxrJ4</youtube>A real weeaboo in the wild.
|<youtube>5dOVrCVlEN0</youtube><br>
}}</center>

===How the Outside World sees Weaboos===
<center>{{fv|heyvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>OFQQALduhzA</youtube><br>Pretty much everything you need to know about weeaboos.
|<youtube>8DJ1OeYnO9c</youtube><br>"I'm from Daytona BeachDAHRHRU" ([http://vimeo.com/30767628 alternate Vimeo link].)
|<youtube>mjmNzmG9qBg</youtube><br>"Loving Racism and [[Hello Kitty]] fans."
}}</center>


==Gallery==

{{cg|<center>^______________________________________^;;;;</center>|Bringmayo|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:weebsnaturalhabitat.jpg|Weaboo [[white trash]]'s natural habitat. Notice that they are mostly [[Fat]]
File:weebsomemore.jpg| [[Man The Harpoons|^__^]] notice the [[lie|natural hair color]]
File:Asianmouth.jpg|Preparing their mouths to [[fellate]] [[azns]]
File:Juji-Kimono.jpg|Another Mexican weeaboo.
File:Wapanese.jpg|I look Asian, right? [[Fat girl angle shot|Right?]] [[OMG|oMg]] [[Asking for it|LoL]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Cosplaygays.jpg|With Weeaboos everything is fail, even [[lesbians]]
File:Fatskinnedcat.jpg‎|Fat weeaboo with a [[dead]], skinned [[cat]] on her back. Wearing your cat is so Kawaii in Japan!
File:Typical Blasian.jpg|Typical blasian
File:Wapanese1.jpg|[[trap|Wapanese Female]].
File:1_wapanese.jpeg|Go die kthxbye.
File:Animegrl.jpg|[[Over 9000|>9000]] hours in [[MS Paint]]
File:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero]]
File:Cunt.JPG|[[J-Emo|Emoboo?]]
File:anna weeabo.jpg|Beware, mere mortal, for the sheer FAIL of the GaiaFAG.
File:Awful Black Cosplay.jpg|OH, THE SYPHILIS!
File:Kawaii Nigga.jpg
File:Black Asian-wannabe.jpeg|Where's a blowtorch when you need one...
File:Black Wapanese.jpeg
File:Black wapanese.jpg|cAn I hAz AzN 2?!
File:Blasian Chick.jpg|Parents obviously not solely responsible for this.
File:Chop-suey-glasses.jpg|Wapanese occasionally wear these.
File:Crapanese.jpg|No, squinting your eyes like that does not make you look Japanese. Stop that. Buy the chop suey specs instead.
File:Completelypathetic.jpg|[[Dying alone|I can't score here, but surely I will in Japan.]]
File:Dave.jpg|A fine example of a British weeaboo
File:Dontopen_youreyes_wap_fanservice.jpg|She wants to be Japanese and [[AFI|Davey Faggot]]
File:tatsujin-2.jpg|Those who import video games from Japan definitely fall into the weeaboo category.
File:Fapanese.jpg|Average tentacle rape-laden reading material (Note also the cock-filled stare)
File:FailWeeaboo.jpg|Underneath that armor is the pasty face of the great white Weeaboo.
File:Fatweaboo.png|Fat Weaboo bitch with a dead cat on her head thinking she's being so Japanese. Every Japanese person loves dead furballs on their heads.
File:Foxikun go Rawr.jpg| Also a [[furry]]
File:Geisha_twin_by_dean_winchester.jpg|More like Memoirs of a Gaysha, amirite?
File:GRP_0003.jpg|Attempting to blend in and still failing
File:Halloween2006_02.jpg|Immortal Geisha is the main breeding grounds for rich Weeaboos.
File:INfaggotry.jpg|This is what weeaboos believe.
File:Jailbaitwapanese.jpg|[[Jailbait]] Wapanese. Apparently she is [[16-year-old-girl|23 years old]] and she [[Photoshop|shopped]] all of her fat and acne off so she will look more [[Kawaii]] ^_____^
File:Japanada.png|[[Canadia|Japanada]]
File:JMusicLover.jpg|The Japanese mistake whales for <s>her</s> it.
File:Jpride.jpg|Mr. Can't Score Here continues his [[faggotry]].
File:Kairukun.jpg|Nyo! [http://www.myspace.com/dark_nosferatu Kairu-kun doing what he does best] Neko ears KAWAII DESU!
File:L 488d9c772d67ed6ebbd16c1db87e2ec7.jpg|Not even the shitty wig can cover up the ugly or the facial hair.
File:L e570b9ecbf48525715c40170150f7dc0.jpg|What's a weeaboo she-creature without the half-assed gothic lolita getup?
File:L_12f2def5cae7420ba0a19d95e07fb402.jpg|Weeaboos go to great lengths to look like Japanese schoolgirls, and still fail. [http://www.acen.org/forums/index.php?showuser=10773 Currently Pre-op tranny]
File:Letsgoteam3.jpg|What to tell Wapanese kids.
File:Loolollolweeabooo.jpg|A common maneuver to try to look Japanese, the use of pink dye only a faggot could love coupled with a fucktastic bowl cut. Note the all-important squinting of the eyes.
File:Loserwithgackt.jpg|Since Wapanese can't be close to Gackt, they just photoshop themselves in.
File:LulzWeaboofag.jpg|Typical Weeaboo on IMVU.
File:Miley_cyrus_makes_azns_butthurt.jpg|Miley is wapanese.
File:Mskittenbusted.jpg|Even '''trolling''' as a weaboo can land you in hot water.
File:N529954128 301810 9780.jpg|Typical wapanese cosplay.
File:NorimaroWapanese.gif|This is what all true weeaboos [[LINK MAH BOIIIII|strive for.]]
File:ObviousWeabooIsObvious.jpg|I'd hate to be Japanese right now.
File:OldGackt.jpg|All fangirls want to go to Japan and find their Gackt. How will they handle reality?
File:Omnomingwapanese.JPG|[[OM NOM NOM]]
File:PBF071-Weeaboo.gif|The first use of the word 'weeaboo' was in this Perry Bible Fellowship strip, but it gained popularity due to [[4chan]]'s word filter.
File:Pinkspiderninja.jpg|NINJA ATTACK O(^-^)o~!
File:Purikura by Haru Desuu.jpg|This is why black person [[weeaboos]] shouldn't own Sharpies. Ghetto purikura [[Pimp My Ride|DAWG]].
File:Seiran.PNG|Typical [[Youtube]] weeaboo
File:Shoujo.jpg|[[IRL|RL]] [http://www.myspace.com/supraex2 Ian] the Japanese schoolgirl, curing your yellow fever for good.
File:Stepsisternofriends.jpg‎|This weeaboo clearly has [[Dying_alone|no friends]]. So he resorts to his step sister. There will also proabably be [[Incest]].
File:Stupidest shit ever.jpg|Let's see: shit animu, [[homophobia]], [[lens flare]], Naruto, shitty [[watermark]] for [[shitty art]], so much fail in one picture.
File:Superwap.jpg‎|Some faggot waps just can't do it right.
File:Theobviousweeaboo.jpg|LULZ I noez kung fu! ^___^ (More like kung JEW)
File:UglierMel.jpg|They look even uglier in makeup.
File:Uglybitchyukata.jpg|Typical bitch in her Japanese clothing.
File:Uglyweeaboomandapanda.jpg|Outfit she will wear when she [[Never|moves to Japan when she's finally 18]].
File:Unibrowyuna.jpg|"I cast teh kawaii missile-chan into teh darkness desu."
File:Vivi 3.png| KAWAII DESU KA? n__n
File:Vivi Blasian 2.png|DESTROY IT, DESTROY IT NOW
File:wap.jpg|Note again the use of the Squint Tactic.
File:Wap-girl.jpg|A weeaboo in its natural habitat. Note the staple hand gesture and imitative squint of the wannabe Azn. Now you're so Wapanese female!
File:Wapanese.PNG|trying to fit in...
File:Wapanese_misfits.jpg|''So u say u wanna b [[retarded|diff'rent]], eh?''
File:Wapaneseeyes.jpg|A female in the advanced stages of the disease. Beware: could be possibly contagious and will hopefully lead to death.
File:Wapaneseeyes2.JPG| A black person with the disease. Very dangerous if you make eye contact with this [[Whore|exotic]] [[Fat|zoo creature]].
File:Wapanesewithpocky.jpg|Hopefully, this Wapanese will choke and die on this [[Pocky|overpriced shit-dipped compressed sawdust]]
File:Wappo Guy.jpg|Strip this guy of his photoshop disk
File:We Need To Talk.jpg|This person needs serious help.
File:Weabooboy.jpg|Ginger Weeaboo sitting on a DDR mat at his local mall. The Weaboo above happens to be his girlfriend.]]
File:Weabooewww.jpg|Typical Weeaboo girl flaunting her Hello Kitty shirt, her poorly made hair falls, her wanna-be raver getup, and doing the typical weeaboo eye squint.
File:Weeaboo DA.JPG|deviantART is the main breeding ground for Weeaboos.
File:Weeaboo-ironmouse-okc.jpg|‎Nothing sadder than a weeaboo fag in his 30s.
File:Weeabooatheart.jpg|Anime is [[srs bsns]]
File:Weeaboolunch.jpg|Typical weeaboo. Note neck beard.
File:Weeabooninja.jpg|Srsly
File:Weeaboos2of.jpg|Typical weeaboos think ninjas are awesome.
File:Weaboosatacc.jpg‎|A few [http://www.myspace.com/the_real_bacon Weeaboos] hangin' out at the [[Columbine|Dojo]]. Notice the animu doll.
File:weeaboosuperhonky.jpg|Another typical male weeaboo. Note the ginger halo.
File:Weeabootastic.jpg|Weeaboos in full battle gear
File:Weeaboowar.jpg|BY THE POWER OF GAYSKULL!
File:Weeabowigger.jpg|The fad of tatting Han characters on your back won't make you Japanese like this [[wigger]] thought when he combined them with some obscure rap [[tattoo]]s.
File:WeeabooWTF.jpg|WTF?
File:Weebs.jpg|[[Drug|Stoned]] weaboo
File:Wapaneseniggaboo.jpg|O lawd
File:Fakewapanesemexican.png|[[ZOMG]]! [[Mexican]]s trying to be Azn too!
File:Weeaboopokemoncenter.jpg‎|A weeaboo sitting outside the Pokemon center. She was probably hopeing that she will also meet a nice [[Azn]] hermaphrodite along with seeing trees of [[Pocky]].
File:chinkywhiteboy.jpg|<s>I CaN bE aZn 2!!1</s> lol wrong, [[scene]]fag
File:Hello_Kitty_zombie.jpg|She wants brains! And for you to buy her newest line of cute crap!
File:Weeabocar.jpg|Weeaboo Car
File:Animegirl.jpg|A weeaboo failing at being a scenefag
File:Weeaboomary.jpg|Japanesu so kawaii ^_^
File:Blasian guy.jpg|Negro got a perm
File:Ohshi.JPG|Boy George, a famous Japanophile. Also, really, really [[gay]].
File:Hontokawaiinekochan.jpg|I am so Kawaii uguu I'm cosplaying grorious nippon Mello-sama and I look completely like him.
File:Wapanesemandy.jpg|tottemo kawaii desu~
File:Svelt-ninja.jpg|pretty badass
File:Narutocafe.jpg|When weeaboos get lots of [[money]]
File:Desujapono.png| The story of the wapanese, who failed
File:Neko dresses as a Neko *Shudder*.jpeg|Acute sufferer of [[FGAS]], the [[furry]] fandom ''and'' [[Internet disease]].
File:Lolflandrecosplay.jpg|KAWAII DESU ^_________________________________^
File:Wapanese_training_toys.jpg|Training toys
File:And that's why I'm the perfect lover.jpg
File:Weeaboo_-_Samurai_Warrior_Is_Battle_Ready.jpg|<center>[[forever alone|"Emergency Situations"]]</center>
File:Weeaboo_-_Animu_Wapanese.jpg|Animu weeaboo
File:Anime_world2.jpg|Anime world
File:Weeaboo_Message.jpg
File:Amperehopemodel.jpg|How weeaboos spend time on [[Christmas]] break.
File:Reverse_Weeaboo.jpg
File:Wut_Wut.jpg
File:Typical otaku.png|The most obsessed weeaboos like to pretend they’re better than everybody else.
</gallery>|}}
{{Clear}}

==Wild Weeaboo Encounters==

When encountering weeaboos in their natural habitat (i.e. [[Clusterfuck|Conventions]], [[School|School]], [[IRL|etc]]), you must know they are dangerous, unpredictable and [[Whale|disgusting]]. Here are some records of various encounters with these beings. They are as likely to turn on one another as they are to turn on you and fuck your shit. If you are [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|weak of heart]] or [[RAGE|spirit]], it is advised you keep scrolling and don't look back.

{{cg|Horror Stories|weeaboos|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror.jpg|A harrowing encounter with a whale.
File:Glomped weeaboo horrors.png|A horrific, rib shattering "[[Glomp|glomp]]".
File:Chairchan Weeaboo horror.png|Handicapped girl is almost murdered.
File:Bloody Miku.png|Cosplayer discovers the horrors of a weeaboo's [[Vagoo|vagina]].
File:Sarah chan weeaboo horror.png|Thieving, [[Insane|psychopathic]] weeaboo roommate.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Yeast infected kisses by weeaboo horror.png|Yeast infected kisses.
File:Slit throat weeaboo horror.png|Another almost-murder.
File:Bike weeaboo horror.jpg|A weeaboo, a boy, and a bike. What could go wrong?
File:Wheelchair weeaboo horror.jpg|Another handicapped girl story.
File:Tae weeaboo horrors.jpg|Moar
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 0 1.jpg|Weeaboo encounter in a con, comic form. Original thread can be read [[:File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror.jpg|here]].
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 2 3.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 4 5.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 6 7.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 8 9.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 10.jpg
</gallery>|}}

==See also==
{{weeaboo}}

'''Weeaboo Junk'''
* [[Babel:Japanesu/Japan]] - The inside of a Weeaboos mind.
* [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]] - An example of when you have Reject Weeaboos on the loose.
* [[Doopie DoOver]]
* [[Desu-radio]]
* [[J-emo]]us the trying too hard with the cultural assimilation.
* [[SailorRWBY]] a Stereotypical Weeaboo who treats Sailor Moon and RWBY like untouchable GODS and a massive Frozen fagtard and a clopper and butthurt on much better products and complains about shit no one cares about.
* [[Pocky]] - Weeaboo bait.
* [[Questionable logic]] is how Weeaboo are created
* [[Ramen]] - Weeaboo rations.
* [[Teruaki Murakami]]- an actual Japanese person whose hentai serves as a gateway drug
* Tokusatsu
* [[TV Tropes]], where weeaboos conspire to force their disease-ridden lingo upon the world.
* [http://instagram.com/wannablaze# WannaBlaze] A fat, Murrican weeaboo kicked out of Japan for being an annoying, drunk whore.

'''Very similar to Weeaboo'''
* [[Comic book fans]] - What almost all weeaboos are but refuse to admit.
* [[Koreaboo]] - Similar to a weeaboo, but obsessed with [[Good Korea]] instead of Japan.
* [[Otaku]] - Unlike weeaboos, these are actually Japanese, but the only real difference is min
* [[Pretendians]]
* [[Wolfaboo]] - A term, derived from "weeaboo", referring to overly obsessed [[wolf]] fans.
* [[Wigger]]
* [[Yellow Fever]]
* [[Confederate]]s - In modern-day, basically the weeaboos of the south.

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{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge / That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez, or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest.
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes. Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic, staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'. That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em! They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
|[[Slim Shady]], "Criminal," 2000

|What's the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't fart when you put the meat in!
|Unknown

|I think it is wrong. I don't pretend to understand it, but it is not just another normal optional lifestyle.
|[[Al Gore]], 1981

|Let's talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this shit. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that! If that's not fucking up America, I don't know what is.
|Ja Rule, 2007

|They take it up the ass. This is only for taking a [[shit]].
|[[Mel Gibson]], 1991

|It seems like, to me, a [[vagina]]—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying?
|Phil Robertson, 2013

|I’ve seen the evil homosexuality come out of you people; AIDS is the result of your sins. Now don’t get me wrong; God loves you. But not the way you are now.
|Donna Summer, 1983

|How many letters have I read on the air from gay men who acknowledge that a huge portion of the male homosexual populace is [[pedophilia|predatory on young boys]].
|Laura Schlesinger, 1999

|I guarantee it would solve the problem post-haste if homosexuals were stoned.
|Bob Jones III, 1980

|As far as I’m concerned, granting a parade permit to a group of homosexuals to parade down Hollywood Boulevard would be the same as giving a permit to march to a group of thieves and murderers.
|[[Police|LAPD]] Chief Ed Davis, 1970

|In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality.
|Rick Santorum, 2003

|Some gays are actually having children. It's [[True|not right]] on paper. It's not right in fact.
|[[Mitt Romney]]

|Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.
|Tracy Morgan, 2011
}}
}}

[[Image:Homosexuality parade pack.jpg|thumb|Homosexuals have parades to show the world how normal they are. Don't tell me you aren't lusting after that sexy golden motherfucker.]]
[[Image:gay_pride_angel.jpg|thumb|Figure A: The Homosexual Archetype:<br>Handsome, [[Unwarranted Self Importance|confident]], and willing to [[Buttsecks|take it from behind]].]]
[[Image:Jeremy kyle tearful tranny tantrum.png|thumb|Figure B: The truth]]
[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg|thumb|A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!]]
[[Image:A faggot.jpg|thumb|A faggot assumed.]]

'''Homosexuality''' or [[pedophilia|Homophilia]], is a progressive [[fucktard|mental illness]] commonly seen among [[Furfag|furries]], in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same [[sex]]. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such [[Steven Slater|deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex]] that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of [[Fashion|faggotry]] begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function {f(faggot)=ax<sup>2</sup>+bx+c}, rather than the typical linear model predicted by [[Elton John|researchers and other faggots of the like]].

In some rarer cases, the cause is a generalized reaction against normalcy, triggered by a negative response to the thought of healthy adult relations. This reaction often relates to a pagan desire to act against the will of God, whom homosexuals dedicate their lives to infuriating. And it's also a choice, too. Like with any choice, there are always retards who are too lazy to decide, which explains bisexuals. Though some say bi is just halfway out of the closet.

Other common causes of homosexuality include the faggot having been sexually molested as a child by an adult of either the same or opposite sex, or heavy drug use by the faggot's mother that occurred during pregnancy causing a hormonal imbalance. This hormonal imbalance can also occur after a child's birth if their parents let them play unsupervised in vats of harmful chemicals.

Homosexuals are misogynistic vaginaphobic [[bigot]]s. Homos have a deathly fear of snatch, which is why they cover themselves with a protective layer of bodyglitter and/or gold body paint. Faggots think [[cunt|"lady bits"]]s are "icky", and yet all females adore faggots. Homos love assholes and hate cunts. When informed that [[women]] also have assholes, faggots are unimpressed, that's how deep their pussy prejudice goes. When a fag says he wants to destroy pussy, it's not like a dudebro, he wants to actually [[kill it with fire]].

Homosexuality is positively correlated with the mental disorder [[pedophilia]], and all fags are prone to molesting [[children]]. Their purported attraction to members of the same sex is a misguided exercise in the search for an alternative to normal sexual relationships. The subjects are also [[Perez Hilton|inherently self-hating]] and [[smugfag|intellectually dishonest]] in their quest to achieve an ostensible popular acceptance. The homosexual who does not seek treatment is aware of his/her illness and must be in a state of constant denial, often convincing others of their sanity with [[lies|smoke and mirror tactics]].

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== Fear of Homosexuals ==

[[Image:Homosexuallove.jpg|thumb|The most important civil rights issue of our time]]
[[Image:Homosexual dating service.jpg|thumb|Some matchmaking services appeal to the "'''bi-curious'''" demographic. That's a gay codeword for "'''fag in denial'''".]]

Most [[heterosexual]] men and women have always found it difficult to understand the concept of homosexuality between two men because the vagina and boobies are so fucking full of win and smelly hairy assholes so full of fail. Some of them hate it, while others wriggle their toes when a gay man or woman stand next to them, which is an evolutionary trait to prevent Infidels who defy Our Lord from being accepted in society.

Homophobia is an especially big issue for most men. {{wayback|http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/men-and-the-fear-of-homosexuality|20100619120134|title=Men and their Fear of Homosexuality}} has always been a big reason as to why several homosexual people across the world are abused and scorned. It is also seen that a lot of men feel {{wayback|http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/why-do-most-men-feel-uncomfortable-around-gay-men|20100619155428|title=uncomfortable around gay men}} and hate the fact that they can't understand the mind of a homosexual. But this tendency to scorn homosexuals by men is prominent only amongst males towards male homosexuals. It is [[some argue|an accepted fact]] that men [[fap|hate]] male homosexuals but accept female homosexuals, even to the extent of {{wayback|http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/guys-drooling-over-girls-kissing|20100721205156|title=fantasizing about two girls kissing}}; this is because girls are hot so two girls is hotx2, while guys are gross and hairy and have nasty farts. Though men and women have started to accept homosexuality, it is still a process that seems to be taking time.

== Medical Classification ==
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[[Image:HAHAHA-resized.gif|thumb|How fags react upon seeing the [[Penis#Clinical_Micropenis|size of your cock.]]]]
[[Image:Tiredgay.png|thumb|That was the longest 200m of Gay's life]]

In {{waybackvid|dsm-1|DSM-I}}, Homosexuality is classified among [[fetish|sexual sociopathic personality disorders]], while [https://www.madinamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DSM-II.pdf DSM-II][https://aditpsiquiatriaypsicologia.es/images/CLASIFICACION%20DE%20ENFERMEDADES/DSM-III.pdf through] [https://img3.reoveme.com/m/2ab8dabd068b16a5.pdf DSM-IV] are invalid because they were [https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/homosexuality_and_psychiatry.htm edited by deviant homosexuals with forged APA credentials].

Faggotry in males is invariably caused when a male child or youth is used as a human cock-holster unwillingly through coercion or force, which permanently modifies their hormonal production levels, profoundly reducing testosterone production and afflicting them with a perpetual gait reminiscent of someone who just got fucked senseless, in a coping mechanism used to draw attention to the fact that though their ravaged anus has mostly healed with time, their shattered soul has not. In the case that their mouth was the semen receptacle of choice, then they adopt the use of an effeminate tone and lisp for similar reasons.

Homosexuality is [[not to be confused with X|not to be confused]] with "[[Lesbian]]ism", as same-sex attraction among women is perfectly normal, attention-seeking behavior. Moreover, it doesn't involve [[buttsecks|anal penetration]], and there's at least 2 pairs of [[breasts]]. Clearly this behavior is non-progressive and ends once the observer runs out of tape, it is thought to be brought on by temporary vaginisitis.

Ongoing research indicates that some men may choose to become homosexual in the womb, and that fetal '''{{archive|F3kcO|Faggot Gene}}''' screenings combined with [[abortion|prenatal homicide]] will drastically lower the number of unwanted babies brought into the world, thus fixing fucking everything.

Medical science has proven it's only gay if the balls are touching or if the eyes of either anal comrade are open while internally probing.

The problem with homosexuals (for them anyway) is that they will never reproduce, so there should be no worries that homosexuality will spread beyond those already gay, unless they are converted. This works in the same way that becoming a zombie goes. Zombies cannot have zombie children (yet), thus the only way to become a zombie is by means of a [[rape|very violent attack and assimilation]].

As a side note to all medical professionals, the gays are ''not'' people. They do not have rights and only act like they have feelings as defense mechanism.

== History and Terminology ==

''See: [[Homosexual Epithets]]''

[[Image:Throat-pussy.jpg|thumb|What they want you to think]]
[[Image:Fagbug.jpg|thumb|A bug for [[bug chasers|chasing bugs]]]]

Homosexuality was devised by [[Hitler]] as the Economical [[Final Solution|Solution]] to the Jewish Question, comprehensively limiting Zionist reproductive abilities at minimal expense. The plan [[fail]]ed horribly when the disease struck the general population, even Hitler's own son (Conrad Ankers) shaming Hitler into committing suicide as the [[KKK|Nazi Party]] adopted [[Holocaust|Plan B]].

With the advent of Homosexuality, [[Over 9000|thousands]] of years of [[Butthurt|peace]] and [[Fail|prosperity]] came to an abrupt end, and the disease continues to spread at an alarming rate.

The word '''[[Faggot]]''' is derogatory and slanderous, unless applied to sick homosexuals. As [[Thoseskinnygirls|Ann Coulter]] sagely noted, however, the word's lost its meaning as faggots have too much acceptance, so the word has become no more than a [[Internet tough guy|generic schoolyard insult]]. The commonly accepted definition of gay is "GAY IS NO CAN PENIS TO PUSSY!!1!".

The word Gay is an acronym for "Got '''[[AIDS]]''' Yet?".

Other terms of note:

*[[Bug Chasers]]: I want AIDS!
*[[GRIDS|Red/Biohazard]]: I have AIDS!
*[[Piss|Tea Room]]: I drink piss!
*[[No Homo|Giver]]: No entry in rear!
*[[Goatse|Receiver]]: Free parking in rear!

== Social Behavior ==

[[Image:No to fags.png|thumb|250px|For a better world]]
[[Image:Sausage_packing.jpg|thumb|How gay couples [[Buttsecks|make love]]]]
[[Image:Eww2.gif|thumb|How gay couples really [[Fisting|make love]]]]

Homosexuals have been proven to inherit the worst possible personality traits of both sexes. This results in the [[Perez Hilton]] phenomenon.

Although they claim to be a persecuted species, [[hypocrite|homosexuals are markedly racist, ageist, and class oriented]]. They are typically adverse towards [[nigger]] cock and tiny [[Azn]] wang. [[Fat|Fatasses]] need not apply under any circumstances. Srsly [[GTFO]]. Additionally, homosexuals consider anyone over 23 an [[lemonparty|old fart]] that should be in a retirement home or en route to becoming [[an hero]].

When they are not busy swallowing copious amounts of dirty [[mexican|beaner]] [[cum|splooge]] at the local [[porn|pr0n store]] or [[Craigslist|trolling for HIV elsewhere on the interwebs]], they may happen to humor each other on "dates." The four questions that are typically asked first (in descending order of importance) are: "How much do you make?" "What kind of car do you drive?" "How big is your cock" and finally, "How are you doing?"
[[File:11922594 Youth-Suicide-Risk-Sex-Orientation-GFX-2.jpg|left|thumb|With your help, we can make it 100%]]

Because homosexuality is a mental illness, it also produces delusional behavior. One side effect is some fags have faith in God although he [[pwnd|ROFLstomped]] their haven in the [[fanfiction|Bible]] for lulz and wishes they were all dead. Another side effect is the delusion that [[lies| that deep down, all males are somewhat gay]]. Any form of interaction with them will be considered a come-on. It is particularly dangerous to discuss sex with them, as their sexually overactive, damaged brains are aggro'd whenever the topic is brought up. As such, it is advised you take caution when relating to a homosexual classmate or coworker your sexual exploits with women, as this will no doubt be misconstrued as an invitation to come suck your [[cock|great big white]] under the bathroom stall during lunch break.

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== Homoterrorism ==

Homosexuals are a group of cunning linguistic terrorists who succeeded in exploding the definition of [[marriage]] during the early 21st century.

[[I came|This came]] following a decade of flamboyant street rioting and propaganda [[semen|dissemination]] in the 90s and early 00s, following a decade of blood warfare and gay cancer in the 80s triggered by sleeper cell bisexual flight attendants. When airlines allowed poofters to be sky waitresses, this opened the closet for militant homosexual activists to engage in bio-warfare across the planet. Luckily for homogay stewardesses, airport security doesn't screen for HIV. Armed only with their cocks, suicide bumfuckers and living bioweapons made hard efforts to spread GAYS into the general population, and their tainted blood is the world's most successful example of biological warfare. Inspired by tales of ancient Greek faggots who wanted to enter Troy, GAYS Patient Zero acted as a Trojan Horse without the Trojan, spreading GAYS in every country he gave out peanuts in.

These fabulous bioterrorists were also [[AIDS|aided]] in their quest to blow up marriage by [[redundant|rich gay Hollywood media Jewry]] and given a television platform to promote their [[sick fuck]]ery. In a clever move, these linguo-terrorist faggots first blew up marriage in The Netherlands in 2001, on motherfucking [[Truth|April Fool's Day]], but nobody noticed because everyone was stoned and because months later [[Jews did WTC]] to make people scared of Arabs instead of [[redundant|Jews and homosexuals]]. And "homophobe" just sounds better than "Islamophobe", and [[Jew]]s already monopolized "anti-Semitic" to mean "anyone who don't [[ISIS|suck]] [[Israel]]'s dick 24/7." In Wooden Shoe Land, [[gay marriage]] is known as "Huwelijk tussen personen van gelijk geslacht", which is the sound of two filthy Dutchmen fisting each other while down inside an outhouse.

In the United States, after days of [[blowjob|oral arguments]], homoterrorists performed their controlled demolition of marriage by smuggling explosive buttplugs into various Justices of the [[Supreme Court]] of the United States, particularly up the anuses of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Justice Elena Kagan, who both officiated gay marriages in the past but felt no need to recuse themselves because they're above the law and can park wherever the hell they fucking want goddammit. Once the Justices [[Lies|impartially voted]] and were the first people on Earth to realize that the 14th Amendment has really been about [[gay marriage|twincest]] for a century and a half, the dyke broke and nobody could escape the oncoming tsunami of faggotry, including the White House in DC and Cinderella's Castle in Disneyland (both lands of make believe featuring presidential robots).
== Religious Perspective ==

{{quote|If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. [[O RLY?|They shall surely be put to death]].
|The Bible, Leviticus 20:13}}

Homosexuality is a horrible evil, and anyone who suffers from it must either be cured or put out of their misery. Homosexual activity is punishable by the death penalty under several nations that follow Islamic Sharia Law, including Saudi Arabia and Iran, and [https://www.hrw.org/news/2005/11/21/iran-two-more-executions-homosexual-conduct penetration is not required].

[[Image:Gay_sodomist_niggers.jpg|thumb|This is how it's done. ''Note: no ladies required.'']]

It is good to see that some nations have taken a stand against the spread of [[AIDS]]. However in [[France|Western]] nations and Academia, the "gay community" is considered an oppressed minority whom need legislated protections to ensure their rights. [[Some argue]] that this is what the [[christfags]] mean when they talk about [[buttsecks|humanism]] in education.

There was once a loophole for [[Catholic]] [[pedophile|priests]], provided they were only attracted to [[underage]] boys. This loophole was recently closed due to multiple instances of [[legal action]] after some asshole took everything way too far.

[[TL;DR|It is also worth noting]] that the Bible never got around to shouting about ''lesbians'', therefore lez porn (and whatever else teh lez do) is ''100% lez-tested, [[Raptor Jesus|God]]-approved''. In society, this manifests itself as a strong fan-base for [[Yuri]], compared to [[Yaoi]]. The closest that bible comes to [[trolling|yelling]] about [[lesbians]] is in some letter [[Moron|Paul]] wrote to some [[Italy|Romans]]. It is located at bible coordinates Romulus 001 mark 26: "<span style="font-variant:small-caps;">[[Moonspeak|δια τουτο παρεδωκεν αυτουσ ο θεοσ εισ παθη ατιμιασ]] αι τε γαρ θηλειαι αυτων μετηλλαξαν την φυσικην χρησιν εισ την παρα φυσιν</span>"— "So then God made the ladies get all frrrrreaky." [[Some Argue]] that this is about teh lez. Others argue that Paul considered "freaky" ("<span style="font-variant:small-caps;">την φυσικην χρησιν εισ την παρα φυσιν</span>") to mean ''anything'' that doesn't (<span style="font-variant: small-caps;" >την φυσικην χρησιν</span>) make a woman yell "I HOPE I GET PREGNANT RIGHT NOW!" exactly every single time she gets [[Secks|dicked]]. A trouble spot: God ''made them'' get freaky. This is the [[Over 9000|millionth]] instance of God trolling Paul— or even [[I did it for the lulz|all of humanity for two thousand years and counting]]. All the same, He eternally graces us with abundances of lulz and lez, now and forever, in the name of [[Raptor Jesus]], amen.

== What causes the pathetic creation of a gay? ==

Homosexuality, aka The Gay, is caused by [[masturbation]]: being gay for yourself. The reason you're a [[faggot]] is because you touched yourself too much. Oh, and your mom gave you the wrong androgens in the womb, probably because she ate too many canned foods during pregnancy which contained estrogen-analogs in the lining because chemical companies are just making this shit up as they go. Often gayboys were molested as children. We're not saying that raping little boys turns them gay but it does.

After a male has touched his [[Cock|peepee]] [[over 9000]] times he becomes a full-blown homo. After a female has shlicked her [[Clitoris|bean]] over 9000 times she <s>becomes a Melissa Etheridge fan</s> remains [[bisexual]] like she always was. Masturbation is a form of self-hypnotic conditioning to become less disgusted by your own sex's genitals. If a guy is more experienced with touching hard cock than soft coont, he eventually doesn't mind the sight of hard cocks and goes on to touch other cocks. If wimmins are more experienced eating their own seafood, she eventually goes on to become a clamlicker, although she was always turned on by hot naked wimmins because she wanted to be them.

{{quote|Being a woman, I only really have access to the equipment, what, 30-45 minutes a week, and that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24 hours a day their entire lives?
|Elaine on ''Seinfeld'' explaining why she can't ungay a guy or compete with anonymous gloryholes}}

Another leading cause of homosexuality is reflective surfaces such as [[mirror]]s, bodies of water, disco balls, and glitter. This explains the ever-increasing faggotry of society and social acceptance of faggotry after the introduction of [[iPhone|slick brickphones]], as well as the total faggotry of fanboys of Apple devices, with their slick reflective surfaces. Consequently, after [[AIDS|Steve Jobs died]] the only person who could be CEO of Apple was a colossal faggot named Tim.

Before the invention of glass mirrors, or even polished metal, bodies of water were the only way for hominids to view their reflection, and many of them may have lived a very long time without ever knowing what their face looked like, like in the desert wasteland of [[Africa]]. Later on hominids began migrating along coastlines. Since homosexuality is based on [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|narcissism]], narcissists fell in love with their reflection and that was their new ideal of beauty: themselves. And due to touching themselves too much, they wanted to mate with themselves, until masturbation was no longer enough. So they seek out a lookalike of themselves to fuck. In the modern age, they might find a lookalike of themselves at a gym, which are typically covered in mirrors. In fact, if you have ever masturbated in front of a mirror, the chance of you being gay is over 9000%.

=== Environmental Factors ===

[[Image:Homosexuality_youngchoice.jpg|thumb|This abused infant embraced homosexuality as a coping mechanism.]]
[[Image:gayspastime.jpg|thumb|Their favorite activity]]

As science tells us, the level of gay someone is is determined by various environmental factors. This is due to the fact that once a homosexual accepts the idea that it will never be like the rest of us, it begins to go through an ongoing process called [[faggotry|cumsumption]]. In this processes, the sufferer rampages through it's environment searching for resources such as Hollister Clothing, Speedos, Macy's Accessories, Edible Lotion, Gerbils, and Creme Brulee. The fagsectivore will cumsume for the rest of it's years, aimlessly searching for [[pussy|happiness]] butt will never find it.

While homosexuality is a choice for the vast majority of people, there are a few threats that may cause permanent or untreatable gayness:

#The [[Gay bomb|Gay Bomb]]
#[[Prison]]
#[[North American DONG Party]]
#[[Bill]]
#[[Bridget]]
#Children Television Shows (see above)
#[http://www.ezoons.com/2003/07/24/posted_for_your_amusement.html Tent Peg]

=== Born this way hoax ===

Brainwashed fags and pseudoliberals like to say that [[lie|"Homosexuals are born this way".]] Science is nowhere near to prove that. If science had proven it, that day would have been the worst butthurt for gays, because it would have opened way to develop test that would detect homosexuality in womb. And no responsible parents want to waste years raising a faggot if they can [[abortion|prevent]] it. Pseudoliberals would instantly became pro-life suddenly, or [[liberty|prohibit]] those pesky tests. Gays have already created an organization, PLAGAL, to fight against abortions. But it is useless, because no test can be created, because homosexuality is environment+choice.

In theory, faggots could use such test to abort heterosexual fetuses instead, thus making more faggots. However, faggots' prevalence less than 5% births means they would have to abort about 20 fetuses on average per making one certain faggot. Now, don't you wish "born this way" was true? It could be a major source of LULZ.

In addition to that, sexuality is a social concept. You can't be born with a sexual preference and anyone that says you can needs to be burned at the stake for public entertainment.

=== Our gay ocean ===

Anywhere there are large bodies of water, there tend to be <s>throngs</s> thongs of homogays, especially near the ocean. Places such as the West Coast and East Coast in the US, [[California]], [[New York]], [[Florida]], Seattle, Portland, Boston, Minneapolis, Houston, Greece, Italy, France, and islands like Hawaii, Britain, Ireland, Haiti, the Bahamas, Belize, Lesbos, Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia (Anti-gay and conservative as fuck because of Islamic sandnigger preachers and severe fear of the ocean, limiting megavirus exposure and reflections), Cuba (where SUPER HIV came from), [[AIDS]] hotspots, and beaches everywhere. This is the blue state/red state dichotomy in the US, blue meaning close to water and wetter and liberal, red meaning landlocked and dryer and conservative. The water=liberal correlation is true for the entire planet. Which explains why [[sandniggers]] and real niggers living in the desert are the most conservative of all and will kill homos on sight, because they realize water shouldn't be wasted in gay bathhouses and steamrooms. And it explains why Olympics swimmers are all closeted fags. Skating on frozen water in glittered polyester is another known sign of faggotry. Since Earth has the most water of any planet in the Solar System, it is also the gayest planet known to science. Another reason why the ocean is so fucking gay is because there is plastic crap everywhere, and Bisphenol A is an estrogen-analog present in most plastics.

[[Some argue|Scientists predict]] coming megadroughts in the US, which will be the worst in 1,000 years. What does that mean for homosexuality? During that time, the ultraconservative ISIS will seek to expand their Islamic caliphate over more worthless desert wasteland. However, coastal cities will probably remain really gay, because the ocean has got some fucked up shit in it and usually any hole will do. That also explains why dolphins are the gayest animal in existence.

Homosexuality is a devastating infectious disease caused by an ocean-borne megavirus. One milliliter of sea water contains approximately 1 million bacteria and 10 million viruses, all of them gay as fuck. The virus that causes GAYS is believed to have originated somewhere in San Francisco Bay or off the coast of Haiti, and tidal currents have disseminated this glittery virus across the planet. The virus's presence in infected water droplets within the water cycle causes rainbows. Rainy areas like Ireland, Britain, Portland, and Seattle are especially prone to rainal infection. Hurricanes can also make viral landfall, especially in Florida. In fact, [[some argue|the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration]] suggests that GAYS was brought to Florida via a hurricane departing Haiti. In an advanced stage of the virus, it develops fruity bodies, with Elton John being their model organism. Upon initial exposure, healthy immune systems rapidly generate FTGE cells to combat the infection, although hosts with limp wrists typically lose the battle and succumb to catastrophic inflammation. If a person has ever gotten sea water in their mouth, the chances of them liking Lady Gaga are at least 100%. The only country that has somehow been near lots water and have stayed anti-gay is Indonesia, as this shitty country is so polluted, limiting reflections. [[Middle East|Sandy]][[Indonesia|niggers]] (Niggers that live in the Muslim World) all have a special gene that gives immunity to the gay megaviruses. We have tried asking them, but we were greeted by AK-47s, tribal shit-throwing and utter retardation.

Penises only emerged in the evolutionary record when sea animals transitioned to land. Before living on land, sea life would just cum in the water, like a San Francisco hot tub, and this faggotry washes up on all coastlines. But once on dry land, lifeforms without dongs were like two scissor sisters trying to bump uglies and failing. Until males grew schlongs, inventing PIV intercourse which nearly all land animals use to make babbies, but which homos misuse to get AIDS and E. Coli inside their mouths urethra and anus.

=== Moar causes ===

Other causes of gayness include:
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#being constantly rejected by the opposite sex
#sneezing like a mouse
#[[redundant|insane women]]
#gay music
#[[prison gay|prison]]
#a gay person touching you or using the same water fountain as them
#having a name or frequent nickname that ends in an "ee" sound
#sewing machines
#[[crybully|being a bully but acting the victim]]
#thinking girls have cooties
#looking/talking/singing like the opposite sex, especially after shorter/longer hair
#being Jewish or Turkish
#[[British|sipping tea]]
#imitating the opposite sex, especially your single black mom
#having religious leaders who talk softly like a breathy faggot in an attempt to sound "spiritual"
#thinking your right to buy cake or not ever be offended trumps the First Amendment
#hating seafood
#criticizing people's clothing
#being a liberal fascist
#limp wrists
#being unable to grow hair on your chest because you never went through puberty
#removing chest hair
#[[Hypocrisy|making death threats against "intolerant" people and businesses]]
#drama class
#watching gay children's shows where everyone talks like a fag
#singing and dancing
#getting anything pierced or gayjd
#having same-sex parents
#using moisturizer
#smoking, which kills off the Y chromosome in blood cells
#skipping
#being frivolous
#synthesizers
#enjoying professional wresting
#wanting to be a flight attendant or hairdresser or makeup artist
#tofu and soy
#spending too much time photoshopping or editing images of the same sex
#having big lips
#being a hateful bigot who loathes the opposite sex yet acts like them
#watching musicals
#watching [[Family Guy]]
#talking like a catty bitch or effete fop because you're an elitist who wants to seem like you were born into a higher social class
#playing with Barbies or action figures or other plastic crap
#mosquitos
#being a professional football player ([[handegg]] in [[murka]], [[soccer]] in [[Europe|Yoorup]])
#touching a piano
#being a [[fat|lardass]], since fat tissue produces excess estrogen (cp. early onset puberty for fat girls, moobs for guys)
#owning hair gel
#enjoying pooping too much
#discriminating against people based on their religious beliefs because you don't believe in sin but claiming to be "anti-discrimination"
#having a butch mother who is a dried up husk
#marijuana
#any college course about sex or gender (same thing)
#touching thermal paper receipts, especially if you eat with your hands later
#walking in your mom's shoes as a child
#having rich parents, the closer to monarchy the better
#acting oppressed but being an exalted privileged worshipped minority that the media and corporations bend over for because it's good PR and they fear your gay wrath
#MTV
#using the words "honey" or "bitches" or "whatever" (especially "look honey" or "hey bitches")
#caring about your abs
#being a ninny
#eating SpaghettiOs or drinking from plastic bottles
#materialistically caring more about cakes, flowers, photos, pizza, fried chicken, and arts and crafts than poverty or climate change
#being a gynecologist or delivering babies
#a parent of the same sex changing your diaper as a baby
#dimples
#your name is [[moot]]
#being an [[EDiot]]
#being forever alone and desperate and having no other options
#being [[you]] in general

[[Disregard that]]. Sexuality is '''solely determined''' by the length of your ring finger because palm reading and has nothing to do with resenting your parents or an obsession with buttsex. [[Some argue|Scientists have determined]] that if your ring finger is not at least twice as long as your index finger you're a fucking shiteating faggot. Ergo, flipperbabies are dolphinkin, clawbabies are lobsterkin, and losing your hand in a woodchipper or meatgrinder will turn you asexual. QED.

== Self-Identification Guide For Young Men ==

[[Image:Fag_pounding.gif|thumb|250px|Take it up the shitter, my son!!]]
[[Image:Faggots.JPG|thumb|Homosexuality can develop in boys as early as [[13-year-old boy|age thirteen]].]]
[[Image:Splooge.gif|thumb|Fags LOVE eating cum. All the more reason to never talk to one.]]
[[Image:Glory.gif|thumb|210px|You might find a wild homosexual in your local area sucking dick through gloryholes, such as in public washroom stalls.]]

Teenage homosexuals are often awash in hormones, and tend to experience confusion about their decision to become gay as a child. Homosexuality is a treatable but permanent affliction, and these indicators can help anyone who has doubts about their sexual identity:

#You think vaginas are "icky" or look like roast beef
#You have a pronounced ''lithp''.
#You are attempting to reclaim [[Homosexual epithets|one of these words]] amongst the queer "in" group.
#You don't enjoy [[Yuri|lesbian porn]].
#You are afraid to be [[Lindsay Lohan|raped by a loli]].
#You can break a man/bear/manbear's anus.
#You were molested as a [[13_year_old_boy|child]].
#[[Dustin Michaels|You have videos of yourself choking on all sorts of things on the internet]].
#There is constant talk of pussy from your mouth, within jokes and stories. You can't go a day without talking about the wonderfulness that is poon.
Finally, if you are an [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|ED administrator]] there is no doubt you are indeed, homosexual.

Gay
by ~Plaid-Rose

I am gay.
I'm not a disease, I'm not a problem
I'm not an affliction
I don't need treatment.
I don't need help
I'm not sick
I'm not confused
I'm not a sin.

I am gay.
I'm your daughter
Your sister
Your friend
Your co worker
Your classmate
Your acquaintance
A complete stranger

I am gay.
I need love, just like you
I need smiles
I need support
I need a hug
I need a friend
I need a family
I need acceptance
I need understanding
I need you

I am gay.
I know what love is
I know what pain is
I know what hate is
I know what life is

I am gay.
And I need you to love me
The same way you loved me before you knew

I am gay.
And I have experienced hate
From more people than just you

I am gay.
And I wont change.
I wont give up.
I wont back down.
I wont pretend.
I wont lie.
I wont deny.
I wont hide.
I wont hurt.

I am gay.

And that's okay.

(You read that? Time to become anhero! Do it faggot!!! )

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== Politics and Demographics ==

[[Image:Xerxy2.jpg|thumb|250px|Iran has been homosexual-free for 2500 years.]]
[[Image:000 gaychavs.jpg|thumb|Black with one cream, please.]]
[[Image:GayStreetSign.jpg|thumb|Actual definition of Gay in San Francisco.]]
[[Image:MexicanandWhitegheys.jpg‎|thumb|I love it when you talk to me like that...]]
[[Image:Illumibf.jpg|thumb|Arrested in [[Dubai|AbuDhabi]] after marriage party.]]
[[Image:J00gotpwn.JPG|thumb|You too can be teh gehy!]]
[[Image:Lolgaysz.jpg|thumb|San Francisco is the best place to spot wild homosexuals.]]
[[Image:Xrayblow.jpg‎|thumb|Gay, totally gay, Liberace gay]]

There are no laws in the civilized parts of the world that oppress gay people, meaning that's the only thing the [[Arab]] people have better then us. Due to the lack of laws protecting us, the proponents of '''Gay Rights''' claim that homosexuals deserve rights and privileges above and beyond those held by everyone else. Current laws endorse marriage among [[breeder|heterosexual couples]] because of their unique ability to expand the tax base. The notion of marriage among homosexual deviants is unnecessary and counter-productive, akin to [[polygamy]] and [[incest]].

Gays are everywhere, except vaginas. Most people have no clue just how gay the world is. No one takes notice because its really not that hard to be a fag. Here are some examples of social structures of homosexual towns... which is all of them:

Homosexuals in liberal towns tend to let their sexuality run rampant effectively gehying up the town. Many cities on the [[California|US West Coast]] reach critical capacity yearly, resulting in a concentration of faggotry known as "Gay Pride Parades".

In well adjusted towns, homosexuals are much more difficult to spot. It's commonplace to mistake a Homosexual for a heterosexual by believing that the individual "loves women too much to be gay." While few poorly adjusted individuals are tolerated for fagging up the place, the mass majority remains closeted.

As for backwards towns where the barbaric practice of Fag Hunting is a common sport, human productivity becomes stagnant as the populations of whole towns concern themselves with the sexual practices of others, wherein not even the Straight men are safe from homosexual thoughts and viewing as they go hunting for [[Shemale|live porn]].

The majority of vagina wielders are unable to love exclusively so they justify their promiscuity with the term "bi-sexual." It is wrongly believed by butthurt lesbos that most females are making shit up, but they are correct in believing teen girls are using their bi-sexuality for attention whoring (among other types of whoring).

As gay men are 90% woman anyway, some of them take the label of "bisexual" as well for the same reason as women. Any penis holder marked as bisexual on any site is a homo who wants it in the ass, but is too much of a pussy to come out and say so for fear his parents will be more butthurt than he is at the end of the night.

=== Catholic Church ===

One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the [[Catholic]] Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries, the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should [[pretend]] to oppose homosexuality strictly.

The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope
is to have a long history of committing and hiding child [[surprise sex]] and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.

The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."

=== Major <abbr title="Gay Populated Cities">GPCs</abbr> ===

[[Image:Gay?.jpg|thumb|If you look like this, you're most certainly [[not gay]].]]

Where gays hang out and suck dick. Avoid these areas at all costs, or you will get the [[AIDS]].

*[[Salt Lake City]] 10(10-6)% gay
*[[San Francisco]] [[Over 9000|9000+% gay]]
*[[Houston]] 69% gay (even the mayor is [[lesbian]])
*[[New York City]] 14.2% gay, but skewed higher in the borough of Manhattan. On certain blocks in Chelsea, you can become infected with HIV [[fact|simply by breathing the air]].
*[[Seattle]] 12.9% gay
*[[Atlanta]] 12.8% gay
*[[Minneapolis]] 12.5% gay
*[[Boston]] 12.3% gay
*Sacramento 9.8% gay
*Portland 8.8% gay
*Denver 8.2% gay
*Washington D.C. 8.1% gay
*[[Orlando]] <s>7.7% gay</s> '''BTFO'''
*Boise 7.6% (with 12% of the city closeted)
*[[Iran]] 0% gay according to President [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]. I suppose the rest of the world would experience this "[[religious]] [[Bullshit|phenomenon]]" too if homosexuality was punishable by [[death]].

=== United States ===

The democratic party places [[Victim complex|perceived victims]] above all other constituents, thus it remains the popular choice for homosexual support. However, in US politics, 99% of all professional homosexual politicians are actually closeted conservative republicans, and several dozen are outed every year. The Democratic Party is at least 150% gay.

==== The Nigger/Faggot Paradox ====

Although [[slavery]] was [[Lulz|funny]], many homosexuals believe that slavery provides a common ground between Gays and Blacks as persecuted minorities, and thus makes them natural allies in the struggle for civil rights.

The truth is that gays simply want to get close to blacks to score some [[Black Cock|big black cock]].

[[Blacks]] seem to reject this argument, claiming that being sold onto a boat and shipped across the ocean to be beaten, raped and killed with impunity contrasts poorly with the "right" of [[tfo|poking your dick up some truck drivers asshole at the local rest stop]].

This proves that blacks are [[homophobic]] and secretly wish that all gays were dead, because there is no other reason for not liking homosexuals except for being scared of them... yeah that's true.

==== San Francisco ====

Name means ''Saint [[French]]''. It used to be the gayest city in the world.

==== Salt Lake City ====

[[conservative|Religious]] gays congregate here. It supercedes San Francisco as the gayest city (no '''{{archive|hsEN9|srsly}}''').

=== Australia ===

Hot and sticky, a perfect habitat for fags. Their over-breeding has created a desert wasteland run by gay-bikers as depicted in the award winning documentary Mad Max, narrated by [[Mel Gibson]].

=== Iran ===

There are no gays in [[Iran]], I don't know who told you there was. We do not experience this phenomenon in Iran. The president of Iran personally went into every bathroom stall in Iran looking for gays and found none. He did find this great little glory hole in a gas station in downtown Tehran, slobbered a knob, but didn't take a census of the [[faggotry]] cause he was busy. Busy with cock in his mouth. Iran also gives gays the punishment they deserve: death.

=== United Arab Emirates ===

There are thousands of gays in [[Dubai|Arab Emirates]], being a faggot is well defined culture in this country thanks to many famous people being homos in secret society then giving up the pleasure with men to marrying a woman. Recently in year 2005 fags were caught having marriage party in [[New York|Abu Dhabi]] with a '''{{wikilink|Mohamed_bin_Zayed_Al_Nahyan|well known person}}''' among all citizens. Being gay in this country will result in jail term which will expose you to more dicks to be presented to you by force in filthy [[prison|prisons]]. Some say he started with a [[Japan|Japanese]] guy who used to be a basketball player ([[power word|Rukawa]]), and he killed his own dad to become a crown [[idiot|Prince]], yet any person that spoke about him ended up in underground torturing prison for years if not months. Some say that [[idiot|he]] sacrificed 89 soldiers of his own [[army]] lives in Yemen as he knew a Scud missile would hit their base as his [[Jew|Jews]] masters requested him to do this sacrifice in [[Yemen]]. [[Dubai]] ruler himself was gay [[last thursday|few years ago]] until he gave the previous ruler the option to give up the ruling or face death and made up news about [[power word|drug overdose]].

=== Uganda ===
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== Facts ==

#Not exist none "[[homophobia]]", the hate fags for damage eyesight and cause nausea and derivatives of these two.
#99.9% of the gay cummunity think it's a fucking trend.

=== The gay rights movement has been a front for pedophiles the entire time ===

[[Image:Bostonboise2.jpg|thumb|center|800px|<p align=center style="font-size:larger;margin-top:1.3em;">'''''(Teh [[Truth|newspaper]], April 22 1978)'''''</p>]]

== Galleries ==
===General Faggotry===
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File:Fisting shoulder s.gif|I wish I knew how to quit you.
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File:Gay torture porn53.jpg|Goddamn homoes!!
File:Ancient greek pedo.gif|[[Greek]] gay!
File:Every color of the rainbow44.png|Every colour of the rainbow, should be killed!!
File:AIDS-gayforums.jpg|Spread the [[AIDS|love.]]
File:Fag seeking attention mumble comics.jpg|Fags just want [[you|your]] attention
File:Gay_orgy.jpg|Artistic depiction of horny and rabid homosexuals.
File:Water sports- gay 5.gif|This isn't very gay.
File:Blackwar20001.JPG|Digimon are gay too
File:Kosfabulous.jpg|Homos are usually [[liberal]], and vice versa
File:Power of a Faggot.jpg|Never underestimate the power of a faggot.
File:Kablonk.gif|ITS GAY BECAUSE A [[FTW|MAN]] HAS [[Boobs|TEETS]]
File:Faggots234.jpg
File:HomosexualLogic.jpg
File:Misplaced Pride.png
File:Raise The Gay Flag.jpg
File:Homosexuality gay power.jpg|Cars of the future will run on '''gay power'''.
File:GayFaggot.jpg| Homo admiring himself
File:GAY.jpg|This is what you will look like when you catch [[teh]] ghey.
File:Elmo experiments.jpg|Typical experience into becoming a homosexual
File:AssPirateFlag.png|[[Ass pirate]] flag
File:SongOfMyPeople.jpg|He sings the song of our people.
File:Gayforyou.jpg|Worst case scenario for homosexuals
File:Gay.gif|Typical gay taunts
File:Virusbreeder.png|VIRUS BREEDER
File:Cross_arab_dresser.jpg|What gay men aspire to be.
File:Maddox2.jpg|Ass pirates plague Fisherman's Wharf, [[San Francisco]].
File:Gay_ernie_and_bert_.jpeg|Bert ass pwning Ernie.
File:Gay_Spray.jpg|Spray your faggot blues away!
File:I Like Those Odds.jpg|'4 Delicious Chances To Have A Gaytime'? I like those odds.
File:XP1.jpg|The aftermath.
File:Bushsaudkiss.jpg|A typical homosexual couple [[camwhore|embracing for cameras]].
File:Exceptforhomos.gif|Homos don't get constitutional rights.
File:rainbowgod.jpg|Christian hate teh gheyness.
File:Gaynazis small.jpg|Hitler and the Nazis were early proponents of gay "marriage."
File:Qd1.png|Queer Duck! He's intellectual! Queer Duck! He's Homosexual!
File:Gay1.jpg|You wish, girlfriend!
File:Fire Hydrant Anus.jpg
File:Faggotry1488.jpg|Gays against Fags
File:Timhardaway.jpg|The joke? Tim Hardaway said "I hate gays."
File:GayRepubs.gif|Admit it, you've never heard of a gay [[democrat]].
File:Protest_Sign-Homosexuals_are_Gay_.jpg|[[O RLY?]]
File:sickqueer.jpg|Queers love playing with kids.
File:NappyCake.jpg|A gay [[delicious cake]]
File:Faghaveone.jpg|Everyone should have one.
File:You, Sir, Are All Teh Gay!.jpg|Back in the old days, people weren't as accepting of the dirty, shit-stabbing faggots as they are now.
File:MitziGaynor.jpg|Gay was invented in [[Mormons|Las Vegas]], where it is still legal. Unfortunately.
File:Wienerandballsman.jpg|I honestly don't have anything to say.
File:Gaylasers.jpg|firin mah gay laser at chu
File:Homosexuality in japan.jpg|Photos from the recent [[Asian]] Gay Outbreak
File:Lol_gay_emo.jpg|[[Emo]]s are gay too
File:Gay_empire.jpg|Proof gays spawned from the [[Starcraft|zerg]].
File:Bawls_Touching.jpg|Bawls Touching is gay.
File:Sick.jpg|[[You]] and your friends.
File:Womenmadeaids.jpeg|FACT:[[Women]] created AIDS then blamed it on gay people.
File:Potn support gay son.png
File:Pg2_u_nadal_federer_576.jpg|What tennis players do after matches
File:nappa.jpg|Typical Gay Man Eying You From Across The Bar
File:Beachguys.jpg|Nothing gay here.
File:Possibly Gay.png|[[cunt|Vaginas]] are thataway bra.
File:Godless_Sodomites_Spread_Disease.jpg|Don't turn to the dark side of the rump ride!
File:Godless_Sodomites.jpg|Boy Scouters are always on the look out for butt secks!
File:Leviticus_Tattoo.jpg|Some exceptions can be made, but never with gays!
File:I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.png|Money is the primary cause of homosexuality
File:Poju 3.jpeg
File:Completelynatural.jpg
File:Millennial.jpg
File:Gay Dating Market.png
File:Bog Faggot.png
File:Swedishcucksucker.jpg
File:Stoddarts Road Festival.jpg
File:Ren and Stimpy chopping wood.gif|How homos chop wood.
File:Gay_-_Did_You_Smile.jpg
File:Gay_-_Grow_Up_To_Be_Gay.jpg
File:Gay_-_Public_Butt_Plug.jpg
File:Gay_-_Wrong_Neighbourhood.jpg
File:Oops_Cought_the_Gay.jpg|If you've posted a picture here you're a flaming fucking fag!!
File:No_Gay_People.jpg
File:Arms-crossed.jpg
File:Gay_-_Cure.jpg
File:Gay_-_Hotel_Design.jpg
File:Gay_-_Spiderman_Faggot_Detector.jpg
File:Coming_out_as_Cis_pamphjlet.jpg
File:Pride_flag.jpg
File:Brother Bear Gay Scene.png
File:Gmil.gif|WOW, great technique!!
File:Pussy strapon.jpg|It's [[not gay]] if you're fucking a [[lie|vagina]].
File:Quite_Possibly_The_Gayest_Image_Ever.jpg
File:Gay-mating-dance.gif|A [[autism|dance]] [[faggot|gays]] use to attract [[retards|mates]]
File:Why Don't Them Queers Love Dobson.jpg|Because [[Andrew Dobson|Dobson]], you're a selfish, untalented, [[lolcow]] with a [[Inflation art|inflated]] ego.
File:Gay oral sex.jpg
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=== Gay Comics ===

[[I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds|I'm in ur comics fagging it up]]!

Gays have spread from the real world to the art world. There are [[Brokeback Mountain|gay movies]], [[Elton John|gay songs]], and of course, lots and lots of gay art and comics. Here is an example of Gay comics at their finest (for more gay comics, check out [[Shota]]):

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== Videos ==
[[File:Areyougay.jpg|thumb|right|Gays can't [[Airplane|fly]].]]

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== See Also ==

[[Image:Care_Assistant.jpg|thumb|When gays get old.]]
[[Image:Anti-gay-protesters-pwned.jpg|thumb|right|[[Pwned]]]]
[[Image:Gay Pride.jpg|thumb|right|A typical gathering]]

*[[AIDS]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[JezuzFreek777]]
*[[Atheist]]
*[[Brony]]
*[[Buttsecks]]
*[[Cancer Jesus]]
*[[CocoaPuff310]]
*[[CyberDemon531]]
*[[Pedo Scarface|Drake]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Faggot Bruce]]
*[[Fitlads]]
*[[Football]]
*[[Gaydar]]
*[[Gay hanky code]]
*[[Gay Teen Forum]]
*[[Gay Rape]]
*[[God hates fags]]
*[[Govteen]]
*[[Heterosexuality]]
*[[Homosexual epithets]]
*[[Homophobia]] – a gay term
*[[Insane]]
*[[Fiero425]]
*[[I have a lot of|I know a lot of gay people]]
*[[It Gets Better]]
*[[Jonas Brothers]]
*[[John Cena]]
*[[JoshU2uber]]
*[[Labrinth]]
*[[Lesbian]]
*[[Michael Explicit]]
*[[No homo]]
*[[Not gay]]
*[[Professional Wrestling]]
*[[Proposition 8]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - a lot of gays were slayed here
*[[South Park]]
*[[Think B4 You Speak]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]]
*[[White People]]
*[[You]]

=== Famous Gays ===

[[Image:Josh loves bacon.jpg|thumb|Gay on a Wednesday night.]]

*[[:Template:closetcases|All of these assholes]]
*[[Steven Slater]]
*[[User:2006dramatician|2006dramatician]]
*[[Pope|The Pope]]
*[[Brüno]]
*[[Harry Potter#DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!!!|Dumbledore]]
*[[PedoBear|Drake]]
*[[Homestar Runner]]
*[[Elton John]]
*[[Grant MacDonald]]
*[[Jameth]]
*[[moot]]
*[[Quentin Hubbard]]
*[[Tfo]]
*[[Trap-kun]]
*[[Littlekuriboh]]
*William Shakespeare (Possibly a faggot, gays got hung in the 17th century though.)
*<s>[[You]]</s> You will never be famous.

== External Links ==

[[Image:Homo sausage.jpg|thumb|Biological warfare at it's tastiest.]]

*{{ytlink|haOp4UakQ-Y|The pentagon was considering making a bomb that causes homosexuality}}
*[https://www.biblebelievers.com/Cameron1.html Indisputable and completely factual scientific information that homos don't want you to know]
*[https://www.biblebelievers.com/Cameron2.html Part 2] & [https://www.biblebelievers.com/Cameron3.html Part 3]
*[http://homo.com This answers all the questions you may have]
*{{wayback|http://www.pantiesformen.com/home.html|20050406134019|title=Pantiesformen.com}} - YOU KNOW YOU JUST CANT RESIST CLICKING HERE
*'''{{archive|FrD0Y|Homosexuality in action}}'''
*'''{{archive|5q9rI|A real estate agent named "Gaye Males"}}'''
*'''{{archive|2yFz5|Gaydar}}'''
*{{wayback|http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2000/09/14/gaygaygay/index.html|20010602071554|title=Slang Evolution}}
*[https://americansfortruth.com/ A fair and balanced website on homosexuality]
*<s>{{yt|c|TheGAYarid|The G.A.Y. Channel on Youtube}}</s> '''Terminated'''
*{{archive|SASml|17-YEAR-OLD GIRL KILLS FAGS, GETS 2.5 YEARS IN PRISON}} - Epic win for [[heterosexual|normal people]]
*[http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php What happens when you let gays out in public.]
*[http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=2290&n=ultimateorgy.swf The Ultimate Orgy]
*[https://www.gayvoyageur.com/ Guide gay]

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2026|June 6, 2026 - ]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2026|June 5, 2026 - Tits]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026 - Cult traps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - Do not hire honkeys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - How Lolcows Burn Bridges (Slop Roach channel)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - South Park fags]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Simpsons Anime]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Making Thermite]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - White & Nerdy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - the most evil kids in history]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - can't trust them chinks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - The problem with Goth Girls]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Digital Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lizard DNA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Rick and Morty Trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - cheating at job interviews with AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - people with weird bodies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Clavicular takes deal in alligator shooting case]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - IN THE NAVY animation meme]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Somali's appeal already in trouble]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - When to run like hell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - women see what they've done]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - Two Suns In The Sunset]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - dangers that'll catch stupid people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - dumbest reasons people were fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - "Ulterior Motives" master tapes found - lost media]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - zombie Nazis]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Woke Comics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Poopgate by PatrickCC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - Why blacks aren't getting hired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - Bartkira]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Southpark vs Rick & Morty]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - $cientology Raids/speedruns are a thing again]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Pranked most racist town]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Bill Maher On Woke Politics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - FishTank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Tv faked storylines]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Superman vs Homelander]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - lolcows and fashion (Slop Roach)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Honest Trailers: Predator]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Doorbell guy meme greenscreen]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Because I Got High]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Bumper stcker bandit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Carl Sagan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Fishtank Twerking midget]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Internet Archive in danger - SOG channel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Bill Burr: I don't work here]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Sinbad Dracula]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Strange Experiences]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - worst product names]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - You are already dead]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Don't Be A Menace]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 - sick psychology]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 - The Dumbest Generation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 - people that will die alone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 - peter cottontail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - 3 little pigs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Goku vs Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Lies we've been told]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - pranks]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - AI Girlfriend]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - George Carlin]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Bill Burr - Sex Robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Suing the SomethingAwful Forums]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Why Cereal got rid of toys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Internet Eras Be Like... (animation)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses "online age verification"]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2026

2026-06-01T23:28:27Z

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2026-06-01T23:25:54Z

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The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "[[Pedophiles|Japanophiles]]," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "[[you]]") are, much like [[wigger]]s, [[pain]]fully clueless [[White people|honkies]] (and increasingly [[negro]]s) [[trying too hard|trying]] to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a [[nigger]])—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Shit]] in hopes of being assimilated into its [[culture]].

To put it simply, a [[Faggot|weeb]] is any [[Aimee Major Steinberger|non-Japanese]] who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhat comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They generally have a serious case of [[Yellow Fever]] and worship [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] among other [[lie|famous]] [[J-pop]] artists, along with eating [[pocky]] as if it's their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing ''up to five common phrases'' in [[Language|Japanese]], though later misusing them at the [[food]] court or at [[animu]] conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of [[fail]] these [[basement dweller]]s really are.

Just as Jews are responsible for [[Christians]] and [[Muslims]], Wapanese are responsible for [[bronies]] and [[social justice]] warriors. In fact, several SJWs started off as pocky-eating Japan-worshiping weebs, guilty of their own [[white]] culture. This is just another reason to hate these cretins.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear such great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of [[Americunts|American]] youth. Well, next to [[furry|another "subculture" you're hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment]]. But that's another story.

Because the lifespan of these fucking dingalings only last until the end of high school for half of them, most will grow up cynical and shameful, turning to the next [[Korea|cultural trend]] used for the boosting of their egos. The other half will end in one of three ways:
# Dying alone as an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each along with $40 imported CDs by obscure [[Portal:Music|Japanese bands]] no one else has ever heard of nor will admit to liking except them.
# Being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!)
# Committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving in Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, fat Caucasian lardballs. Their [[NOVA|last words]] are usually "''[[Megatokyo]]'' lied to me..."

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2026-06-01T23:21:21Z

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2026-06-01T23:19:40Z

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2026-06-01T23:18:40Z

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== June 2026 ==

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - God]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - God]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramarica:Quote of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - Fred Phelps]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Fred Phelps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Jack London]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - Jack London]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Words]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - Words]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - Nithya]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - Nithya]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - Lovecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - Eve]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Eve]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - Slothy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Slothy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - Sal the Agorist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - Sal the Agorist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - William Blake]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - William Blake]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - Via]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - Via]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - Kayla]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Kayla]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Kipling]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Kipling]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - King Ronn0]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - King Ronn0]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - David Bowie]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - David Bowie]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Avi Roy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - Avi Roy]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Immanuel Kant]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Immanuel Kant]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - Jum]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Jum]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Fishious]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Fishious]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - Bill Nye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Bill Nye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Birthday Twins]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Birthday Twins]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Timothy Leary]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Timothy Leary]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Beaniefan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Beanifan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Sociopath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Sociopath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Mario Galaxy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Mario Galaxy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - Latke]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Latke]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - Vanessa]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Vanessa]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 -
Jean Baudrillard]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 -
Jean Baudrillard]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 -
Friedrich Nietzsche]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 -
Friedrich Nietzsche]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - Jean Raspail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Jean Raspail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Mark Twain]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - Mark Twain]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - Ted Hughes]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - Ted Hughes]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Wapital]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Wapital]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Carl Jung]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Carl Jung]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Jay Humor]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - Jay Humor]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Repair His Door]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Repair His Door]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Mt Everest]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Mt Everest]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - The Notorious J.O.V.]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - The Notorious J.O.V.]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Seamus Heaney]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - Andy Ogles]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Andy Ogles]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - Pinto]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Pinto]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - Homeland Security]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - Homeland Security]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Joe Biden]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Joe Biden]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - may1be]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - may1be]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - Sick kid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - Sick kid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Rush Limbaugh]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 -
Rush Limbaugh]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - Staxx]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Staxx]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Please Don't Apply]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Mariana]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Mariana]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Bullshit Tip]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Bullshit Tip]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Lovechazelle]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Lovechazelle]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - Debit Card Theft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Debit Card Theft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - J Geils Band]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - J Geils Band]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - olympics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - olympics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 -DinoCon UK had Epstein-linked people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - John Madden on Super Bowl]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Elon Musk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Elon Musk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Morgan Freeman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Big Boulder]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Big Boulder]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of The Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - moot and epstein one]]

== January 2026 ==
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Job application]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Job applications]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - DOOMENIC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Bring back the camel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Disney AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Disney AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Freedom of Speech]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Jeff Bezos]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Marvin Gaye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Sheriff Snorlax]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - John Ashbrook]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Sherrod DeHippo]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Sylvia Plath]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - Caitlin Johnstone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - R. Lee Ermey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - R. Lee Ermey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - Wolverine]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Wolverine]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - claire de lune]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Claire de lune]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Bill Watterson]]

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{{Quote|If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.</center>|God: Leviticus 18:22}}

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{{Quote|If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.</center>|God: Leviticus 18:22}}

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== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026]] - [[Homosexuality]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026]] - [[Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026]] - [[Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026]] - [[Consoomers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026]] - [[Consoomers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026]] - [[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026]] - [[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026]] - [[Ebola-chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026]] - [[Ebola-chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026]] - [[Scientology Speedrunning]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026]] - [[Clanker]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026]] - [[Clanker]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026]] - [[Communism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026]] - [[Communism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026]] - [[Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026]] - [[Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026]] - [[Nazi]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026]] - [[Nazi]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026]] - [[Star Wars]] (for Star Wars Day and Revenge Of The Fifth)
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026]] - [[Freedom of speech]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026]] [[Munich Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026]] [[Munich Massacre]]

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]] - [[Johnny Somali]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]] - [[Copycat killers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]] - [[Copycat killers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]] - [[Gooning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]] - [[Gooning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]] - [[Jasmine Richardson]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]] - [[Jasmine Richardson]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]] - [[Jason Thomas Nichols]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]] - [[Jason Thomas Nichols]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]] - [[Drug]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]] - [[Drug]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]] - [[Archive.is]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]] - [[Archive.is]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]] - [[Creationist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026]] - [[Creationist]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026]] - [[Roblox]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]] - [[Roblox]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]] - [[Operation: Fat Fuck]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]] - [[Operation: Fat Fuck]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]] - [[Easter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]] - [[Easter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]] - [[Jews]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]] - [[Jews]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]] - [[I did it for the lulz]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026]] - [[I did it for the lulz]]

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026]] - [[Animator320]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026]] - [[Animator320]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026]] - [[Ariana Grande]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026]] - [[Ariana Grande]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026]] - [[Richard Spenser]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026]] - [[Richard Spenser]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026]] - [[Plagiarism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026]] - [[Plagiarism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026]] - [[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026]] - [[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026]] - [[Fishtank Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026]] - [[Fishtank Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026]] - [[Ginger]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026]] - [[8chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026]] - [[8chan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026]] - [[Philadelphia]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026]] - [[Philadelphia]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026]] - [[Jon Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026]] - [[Jon Schweppe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026]] - [[Incel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026]] - [[Incel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026]] - [[Muslim Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026]] - [[Muslim Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026]] - [[The War of Northern Aggression]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026]] - [[The War of Northern Aggression]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026]] - [[Inflation art]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026]] - [[Inflation art]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026]] - [[Mary Bell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026]] - [[Mary Bell]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026]] - [[Incontinence]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026]] - [[Incontinence]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026]] - [[764]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026]] - [[764]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026]] - [[Foxler Nightfire]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026]] - [[Foxler Nightfire]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026]] - [[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026]] - [[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026]] - [[Love]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026]] - [[Love]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026]] - [[Faggot]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026]] - [[Faggot]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026]] - [[Meow Wars]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026]] - [[Meow Wars]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026]] - [[Black History Month]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026]] - [[Black History Month]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026]] - [[GothBloodVampire88]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026]] - [[GothBloodVampire88]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026]] - [[Stupid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026]] - [[Stupid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026]] - [[NIGGER MANUAL]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026]] - [[NIGGER MANUAL]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026]] - [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026]] - [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026]] - [[ICE]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026]] - [[ICE]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026]] - [[Getting away with it]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026]] - [[Getting away with it]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026]] - [[Jew Nersey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026]] - [[Jew Nersey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026]] - [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026]] - [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026]] - [[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026]] - [[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026]] - [[Kurt Eichenbald]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026]] - [[Kurt Eichenbald]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026]] - [[Internets]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026]] - [[Internets]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026]] - [[MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026]] - [[MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026]] - [[Dilbert]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026]] - [[Global Warming]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026]] - [[Incelcore]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026]] - [[Freedom of speech]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026]] - [[Nautica Malone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026]] - [[Nautica Malone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026]] - [[Serial Experiments Lain]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026]] - [[Serial Experiments Lain]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026]] - [[Changed]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026]] - [[Changed]]
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 2, 2026

2026-06-01T23:13:03Z

The PolishPrince:

{{AOTN|Wapanese|Weaboos_anime.jpg|

The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "[[Pedophiles|Japanophiles]]," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "[[you]]") are, much like [[wigger]]s, [[pain]]fully clueless [[White people|honkies]] (and increasingly [[negro]]s) [[trying too hard|trying]] to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a [[nigger]])—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Shit]] in hopes of being assimilated into its [[culture]].

To put it simply, a [[Faggot|weeb]] is any [[Aimee Major Steinberger|non-Japanese]] who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhat comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They generally have a serious case of [[Yellow Fever]] and worship [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] among other [[lie|famous]] [[J-pop]] artists, along with eating [[pocky]] as if it's their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing ''up to five common phrases'' in [[Language|Japanese]], though later misusing them at the [[food]] court or at [[animu]] conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of [[fail]] these [[basement dweller]]s really are.

Just as Jews are responsible for [[Christians]] and [[Muslims]], Wapanese are responsible for [[bronies]] and [[social justice]] warriors. In fact, several SJWs started off as pocky-eating Japan-worshiping weebs, guilty of their own [[white]] culture. This is just another reason to hate these cretins.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear such great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of [[Americunts|American]] youth. Well, next to [[furry|another "subculture" you're hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment]]. But that's another story.

Because the lifespan of these fucking dingalings only last until the end of high school for half of them, most will grow up cynical and shameful, turning to the next [[Korea|cultural trend]] used for the boosting of their egos. The other half will end in one of three ways:
# Dying alone as an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each along with $40 imported CDs by obscure [[Portal:Music|Japanese bands]] no one else has ever heard of nor will admit to liking except them.
# Being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!)
# Committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving in Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, fat Caucasian lardballs. Their [[NOVA|last words]] are usually "''[[Megatokyo]]'' lied to me..."

|Fags That Wish They Were From The Land Of Nips And Want To Screw Cartoon Charaters|Homosexuality|Consoomers|Brenda Ann Spencer}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 2, 2026

2026-06-01T23:11:41Z

The PolishPrince:

{{AOTN|Wapanese|Weaboos_anime.jpg|

The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "[[Pedophiles|Japanophiles]]," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "[[you]]") are, much like [[wigger]]s, [[pain]]fully clueless [[White people|honkies]] (and increasingly [[negro]]s) [[trying too hard|trying]] to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a [[nigger]])—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Shit]] in hopes of being assimilated into its [[culture]].

To put it simply, a [[Faggot|weeb]] is any [[Aimee Major Steinberger|non-Japanese]] who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhat comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They generally have a serious case of [[Yellow Fever]] and worship [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] among other [[lie|famous]] [[J-pop]] artists, along with eating [[pocky]] as if it's their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing ''up to five common phrases'' in [[Language|Japanese]], though later misusing them at the [[food]] court or at [[animu]] conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of [[fail]] these [[basement dweller]]s really are.

Just as Jews are responsible for [[Christians]] and [[Muslims]], Wapanese are responsible for [[bronies]] and [[social justice]] warriors. In fact, several SJWs started off as pocky-eating Japan-worshiping weebs, guilty of their own [[white]] culture. This is just another reason to hate these cretins.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear such great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of [[Americunts|American]] youth. Well, next to [[furry|another "subculture" you're hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment]]. But that's another story.

Because the lifespan of these fucking dingalings only last until the end of high school for half of them, most will grow up cynical and shameful, turning to the next [[Korea|cultural trend]] used for the boosting of their egos. The other half will end in one of three ways:
# Dying alone as an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each along with $40 imported CDs by obscure [[Portal:Music|Japanese bands]] no one else has ever heard of nor will admit to liking except them.
# Being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!)
# Committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving in Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, fat Caucasian lardballs. Their [[NOVA|last words]] are usually "''[[Megatokyo]]'' lied to me..."

|Fags That Wish They Were From Nip-Land And Want To Sexor Cartoon Charaters|Homosexuality|Consoomers|Brenda Ann Spencer}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 3, 2026

2026-06-01T23:09:22Z

The PolishPrince: Created page with " {{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 2, 2026}}"

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 2, 2026

2026-06-01T23:07:08Z

The PolishPrince: Created page with " {{AOTN|Wapanese|Weaboos_anime.jpg| The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "Japanophiles," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "you") are, much like wiggers, painfully clueless honkies (and increasingly negros) trying to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a nigger)—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzill..."

{{AOTN|Wapanese|Weaboos_anime.jpg|

The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "[[Pedophiles|Japanophiles]]," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "[[you]]") are, much like [[wigger]]s, [[pain]]fully clueless [[White people|honkies]] (and increasingly [[negro]]s) [[trying too hard|trying]] to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a [[nigger]])—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Shit]] in hopes of being assimilated into its [[culture]].

To put it simply, a [[Faggot|weeb]] is any [[Aimee Major Steinberger|non-Japanese]] who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhat comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They generally have a serious case of [[Yellow Fever]] and worship [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] among other [[lie|famous]] [[J-pop]] artists, along with eating [[pocky]] as if it's their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing ''up to five common phrases'' in [[Language|Japanese]], though later misusing them at the [[food]] court or at [[animu]] conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of [[fail]] these [[basement dweller]]s really are.

Just as Jews are responsible for [[Christians]] and [[Muslims]], Wapanese are responsible for [[bronies]] and [[social justice]] warriors. In fact, several SJWs started off as pocky-eating Japan-worshiping weebs, guilty of their own [[white]] culture. This is just another reason to hate these cretins.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear such great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of [[Americunts|American]] youth. Well, next to [[furry|another "subculture" you're hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment]]. But that's another story.

Because the lifespan of these fucking dingalings only last until the end of high school for half of them, most will grow up cynical and shameful, turning to the next [[Korea|cultural trend]] used for the boosting of their egos. The other half will end in one of three ways:
# Dying alone as an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each along with $40 imported CDs by obscure [[Portal:Music|Japanese bands]] no one else has ever heard of nor will admit to liking except them.
# Being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!)
# Committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving in Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, fat Caucasian lardballs. Their [[NOVA|last words]] are usually "''[[Megatokyo]]'' lied to me..."

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 4, 2026|June 4, 2026 - Cult traps]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 3, 2026|June 3, 2026 - Do not hire honkeys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 2, 2026|June 2, 2026 - ass eating fag]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 1, 2026|June 1, 2026 - south Park fags]]

== May 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2026|May 31, 2026 - Simpsons Anime]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2026|May 30, 2026 - Making Thermite]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2026|May 29, 2026 - White & Nerdy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2026|May 28, 2026 - Harambe]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2026|May 27, 2026 - the most evil kids in history]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2026|May 26, 2026 - can't trust them chinks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2026|May 25, 2026 - The problem with Goth Girls]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2026|May 24, 2026 - Digital Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2026|May 23, 2026 - Lizard DNA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026 - Rick and Morty Trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2026|May 21, 2026 - cheating at job interviews with AI]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2026|May 20, 2026 - people with weird bodies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2026|May 19, 2026 - Clavicular takes deal in alligator shooting case]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2026|May 18, 2026 - IN THE NAVY animation meme]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2026|May 17, 2026 - Somali's appeal already in trouble]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2026|May 16, 2026 - When to run like hell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2026|May 15, 2026 - women see what they've done]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2026|May 14, 2026 - Two Suns In The Sunset]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2026|May 13, 2026 - dangers that'll catch stupid people]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026 - dumbest reasons people were fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2026|May 11, 2026 - "Ulterior Motives" master tapes found - lost media]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2026|May 10, 2026 - zombie Nazis]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2026|May 9, 2026 - Woke Comics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2026|May 8, 2026 - Poopgate by PatrickCC]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2026|May 7, 2026 - Afterlife]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2026|May 6, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2026|May 5, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2026|May 4, 2026 - Why blacks aren't getting hired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2026|May 3, 2026 - Bartkira]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2026|May 2, 2026 - Southpark vs Rick & Morty]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2026|May 1, 2026 - $cientology Raids/speedruns are a thing again]]

== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026 - Pranked most racist town]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026 - Bill Maher On Woke Politics]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026 - FishTank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026 - Tv faked storylines]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026 - Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026 - Superman vs Homelander]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026 - lolcows and fashion (Slop Roach)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026 - Honest Trailers: Predator]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026 - Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026 - Doorbell guy meme greenscreen]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026 - Because I Got High]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026 - Bumper stcker bandit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026 - Carl Sagan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026 - Fishtank Twerking midget]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026 - Internet Archive in danger - SOG channel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2026|April 15, 2026 - Bill Burr: I don't work here]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026 - Sinbad Dracula]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2026|April 13, 2026 - Strange Experiences]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026 - worst product names]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2026|April 11, 2026 - Fishtank]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2026|April 10, 2026 - You are already dead]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026 - Don't Be A Menace]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026 - sick psychology]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026 - The Dumbest Generation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026 - people that will die alone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026 - peter cottontail]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026 - 3 little pigs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026 - Goku vs Chuck Norris]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026 - Lies we've been told]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026 - pranks]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026 - AI Girlfriend]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 30, 2026|March 30, 2026 - George Carlin]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026 - Bill Burr - Sex Robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026 - Suing the SomethingAwful Forums]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026 - Why Cereal got rid of toys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026 - Internet Eras Be Like... (animation)]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026 - Yung Blud]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026 - How Asuka lost her eye]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026 - Mental Outlaw discusses "online age verification"]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 22, 2026|March 22, 2026 - Afroman speaks after winning a police-filed SLAPP lawsuit]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 21, 2026|March 21, 2026 - Chuck Norris Compilation]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 20, 2026|March 20, 2026 - Life of a Snitch]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026 - haunted houses]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026 - corporate darwin awards]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 17, 2026|March 17, 2026 - Dropkick Murpheys]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 16, 2026|March 16, 2026 - skaying to pink floyd]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 15, 2026|March 15, 2026 - Bill pushes Hillary into traffic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 14, 2026|March 14, 2026 - kids entertainment by cults]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 13, 2026|March 13, 2026 - Worst cover songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 12, 2026|March 12, 2026 - Who copied who first]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 11, 2026|March 11, 2026 - Goodwill demands chemo shoplifter arrested]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 10, 2026|March 10, 2026 - 'freedom of speech' song/vid by Afroman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 9, 2026|March 9, 2026 - How cult leaders died]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026 - Things banned forever]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026 - Don't date robots]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 6, 2026|March 6, 2026 - Anya in Yor's job]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 5, 2026|March 5, 2026 - Greta Thundercunt gets roasted]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 4, 2026|March 4, 2026 - a day in the life of an enshittifier]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026 - You got me fired]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026 - Cotradicting Celebs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica: Video of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026 - Two Suns]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026 - got the stair signs all wrong]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026 - Power Rangers die]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026 - Butt plugs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026 - Shrek 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026 - Repzion: Onision DENIED in Court]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026 - Ashton Kutcher Fan fic]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026 - Lego trap]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026 - Mental Outlaw vid on Discord Spying]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026 - Woman sues man for cooking]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026 - Anti-Valentines Day Movement]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026 - discrepanzy 1]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026 - Comedians Destroy Hecklers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026 - Rooster Fighter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026 - Lazy Sunday]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026 - Saturday The 14th]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2026|February 13, 2026 - Chris Rock]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026 - the dude in the red dress]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026 - Faces Of Death 2026 reboot teaser trailer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026 - ICE agents]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2026|February 9, 2026 - The '80s called]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2026|February 8, 2026 - Bad Parents in cartoons]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2026|February 7, 2026 - Yakuza]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026 - Metal Songs]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026 - Tipping thieves]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026 - Sex toys vs. women]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2026|February 3, 2026 - Goku vs Superman]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026 - Astronomey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2026|February 1, 2026 - Fat girl angle shot]]

== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026 - Car crashes into airport]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026 - Pink Floyd Live]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026 - Rob Schneider WW II]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026 - Gaming is only for the rich]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026 - Jobs where you can legally kill someone]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026 - Don't google these sites]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026 - Minecraft]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2026|January 24, 2026 - Making chloroform]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026 - bruce lee]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2026|January 22, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2026|January 21, 2026 - Typical Reddit Mod]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2026|January 20, 2026 - Feeling bad for bullies]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2026|January 19, 2026 - The Reid Technique]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2026|January 18, 2026 - Stupid Human Tricks]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2026|January 17, 2026 - GTA Charlie Kirk Mission]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2026|January 16, 2026 - Family Guy in Israel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2026|January 15, 2026 - Malcolm X on MLK]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2026|January 14, 2026 - Fatal Frame 2]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2026|January 13, 2026 - welcome to the digital world - Dr Slappers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2026|January 12, 2026 - Everybody Hurts]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2026|January 11, 2026 - Sofia Vargara slaps Jimmy Kimmel]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2026|January 10, 2026 - Know when you're being used]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2026|January 9, 2026 - illegal Amazon products]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2026|January 8, 2026 - types of street fighters]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2026|January 7, 2026 - Astronaut Conspiracy]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2026|January 6, 2026 - Kanye West]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2026|January 5, 2026 - American Samurai]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2026|January 4, 2026 - Mario cart done by HBO]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2026|January 3, 2026 - giving up citizenship]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2026|January 2, 2026 - Man buttfucks snowman killer]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2026|January 1, 2026 - Walking home after a nuke]]

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