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Jhonen Vasquez

2024-11-28T10:24:49Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* Other Works */

{{warning|'''JHONEN VASQUEZ IS RESPONSIBLE FOR [[Katy|KATY]], AND IS THEREFORE RESPONSIBLE FOR [[The cancer that is killing /b/|THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/]]. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'''}}
[[File:Jhonen Vasquez.jpg|180px|thumb|right|Attention Whore, Faggot, Batshit Insane, you name it]]
'''John Vasquez''' is a comic book [[artist]], known mainly for [http://www.viciousgrin.com/jthm/jthm.html Johnny the Homicidal Maniac] and the millions of goth [[16 year old girls|16 year old boys]] just waiting to [[oral sex|gobble his knob]], even though he hates all of them and [[trolls remorse|regrets everything he's ever done]]. He reminds us of this every chance he gets. He seems to take great pleasure in bitching about his success. Tons of [[goth]] [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]] like to wander around malls and harrass people in what they imagine is a perfect emulation of Vasquez's trademark [[batshit insane|absurdist sense of humor]]. In reality, it is just loud and annoying, and these children should be summarily [[murder|murdered.]]
Jhonen's style is copied by several artists, including Van Gogh and [[Shakakuskeeper]]. Also he's a dirty Mexican.[[Image:Jhonenfans.jpg|thumb|The culmination of Jhonen's life work, fat, ugly as fuck fangirlz. Ya' kinda have to feel bad for any guy surrounded by that.]]

==Invader ZIM==
Nickelodeon also regrettably asked him, of all people in the freaking world, to make a ''children's'' cartoon series called [[Invader Zim|Invader ZIM]]. The main viewership consisted of Jhonen's previous [[16 year old girls|fanbase]] posting shitty slash [[fanart]] and [[fanfiction]], all of which finally led to Vasquez [[an hero|committing suicide]] by repeatedly stabbing himself in the ear and painting a giant mural of Happy Noodle Boy on the wall with his own blood. This caused Nickelodeon to cancel Zim, thus causing millions of fangirls to commit copycat suicides. Good riddance.

==Other Works==
[[Image:Devitenna01.jpg|thumb|Devi and her friend Tenna battle corporate strangulation of artistic imperative.]]
In additon to Invader Zim, Vasquez's works include:

[[Image:JhonenExploitable.jpg|thumb|right|An exploitable scene from "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac."]]
'''Johnny the Homicidal Maniac''': about a [[13 year old boy|man]] who [[pretty cool guy|kills people for being assholes]]. Which might border on cool if he didn't have to have a [[tl;dr|long-winded and wordy speech]] before and/or after each one. Incidentally, the main character has the name most fans assume Vasquez's parents were going for but mispelled on his birth certifcate due to drunken apathy.

RATING: Best Comic Ever!!!!!!!!111 (that is if you're a [[13-year old boy]] / [[16-year old girl]] ).

'''Squee''': a spin off of JTHM wherein a little boy makes friends with the son of Satan, gets abducted by aliens, ignored by his parents, and screams in terror at practically everything.

RATING: Meh...

'''I Feel Sick''': another spin off where Devi, Johnny's one-time girlfriend, fights the same hellish monster thing that he did, except instead of a giant [[tentacle rape|tentacle monster]], she goes up against a [[Dollfie|doll version of herself]]. Mostly emo tripe about not letting corporations fuck with your art.

RATING: Shit

'''Fillerbunny''': a spin off of ''Squee'' (seems to be a thing with him, huh?). About a adorable bunny who's get tortured for three fifteen page books. That's it. This one was done for the fans who couldn't wrap their minds around Vasquez's usual work. After all, pain is universally [[funny]]. He reverted back to his standard "I have a message about corporate fuckery" schpiel in the third volume, but saved his ass by putting in Aborto the Aborted Fetus as a main character and friend of Fillerbunny. After all, abortion is universally funny.

RATING: Shit

'''The Bad Art Collection''': Vasquez's laugh in the face of all that is. A shitty collection of shitty strips printed on shitty paper in a shitty size much too large for anything useful, the B.A.C. is Vasquez's proof that not only are his fans complete dipshits, but that he has reached the level of fame that he can produce [[Gigli|an utter pile of shit]] and still cut a profit.

RATING: Shit

'''Everything Can Be Beaten''': a humble children's book where a delightfully cute little creature has a sound and family-friendly adventure in a [[Gay|land where unicorns eat trays of cupcakes with pink frosting under a rainbow with fairies dancing around it]]. Strangely enough, Jhonen didn't actually do any of the art, but rather wrote his own hellish version of a children's story and handed it to [[shit nobody cares about|some other guy nobody cares about]] to do the painting.

RATING: Shit.
As you can see, the only thing that is keeping this piece of shit from living in a cardboard box is the legion of adoring [[bisexual|bisexual]], [[fucktard|"dark and misunderstood"]] fangirls and boys that buy his overpriced pieces of paper and fap to his shit works. GOD BLESS WHITE AMERICA!

'''Jellyfist''': The newest and least original of his works, Jellyfist genuinely has no plot, focusing on crack addicted schlong-like characters and hobo infestations. It would almost be worth buying if it weren't for the size 4 text to the side of the page, which provides a commentary (literally) to every single comic. Much like Everything Can Be Beaten, some don't consider this an actual work of Jhonen's because he didn't actually do anything except scrawl incoherent concepts onto scrap paper and jam them into the face of [[Jew|Jenny Goldberg]], who promptly penned a blood contract to become his bitch until [[2016|<s>the Cubs win a World Series or</s>]] the [[Jesus_Christ#Jesus_Second_Cumming|Marcabian attack fleets invade Earth]], whichever comes first.

RATING: Absolute shit, only to be read while stoned.

'''Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja''': None, only work on character design. That why all of character look similar and HOLY SHIT, Heidi's voice actress attended [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Shooting|Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School]]!!!1

RATING: Shit

[[File:randyfucking.png|400px]]

==How to piss off Jhonen Vasquez==
* Misspell and/or mispronounce his name.

* Ask him to hug you.

* Come within 10 feet of him.

* Show him your latest Zim and Dib [[slashfic]].

* Give him a compliment on his work.

* Call him a Goth king.

* Smile around him.

* Refer to yourself with the title of "Invader". For example, "I am Invader McFangirl!"

* Spam "Doom" every 8 minutes on his instant messenger.

* Mock him for being a college dropout - a COMMUNITY college dropout, at that!

* Complain about Nickelodeon canceling [[Invader Zim]].

* Remind him to draw more Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics.

Doing just one of these things results in him throwing a [[emo|shitfit]] and thus causing much [[lulz]]. Also you can [[Death|Die]] from Jhonen's attacks.

== Professional Life ==
For a period of time, Vasquez was chairman of the board. Agent Gabriel reports that in a review meeting, he blocked up the staff toilet. "Oh!" Even the great Jhonen Vasquez, everywhere he go, he make a stink!

==The Ambiguously Gay Duo==

[[Image:DirgexVasquez.jpg|thumb|Consider this [[fanart]] as further proof of their homoeroticism.]]
Due to a sturdy number of autobiographical comics, yet no mention of any interpersonal relationships of any kind (save for [[Fag|Roman Dirge]] being his best friend), it's safe to assume they are gay lovers. As Dirge explains in something or other, they met after Slave Labor Publishing hooked them up at the company picnic.

Dirge, author and illustrator of [[Loli|Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl]] and [[Shit|Peter the Pirate Squid]], on the other hand, has mentioned his [[faghag|girlfriend]] on several occasions, even drawing her into a few of his "Things Involving Me" strips, but the anal stimulation machine featured in the second of these is [[proof|proof]] enough that if he does have a girlfriend, she is only a [[not_gay|cover lover]]

You can often find Dirge posting in his [[Livejournal]] or complaining about his horrible life on his [[Myspace]] blog when he's not selling his original Lenore artwork for a [[blowjob|Million dollars]] so he can feed his addiction to [[Goatse|traveling]] or [[Niggertits|booze]]. It is thought that Roman picked up the addictions after he was not [[Fucked|loved]] enough by Jhonen.

==Jhonen Vasquez a meme?==
[[Image:Jhonenvasquezmeme.JPG|right|thumb|Meme?]]
It has been reported by [[you|valuable sources]] that Jhonen Vasquez is actually a forgotten meme.

This could also be further proof that Jhonen IS INDEED a [[CP]]-hoarding /b/tard.

==External Links==
*Dude has a [http://chancrescolex.livejournal.com/ Livejournal]. What, you're surprised?
*He [http://www.twitter.com/JhonenV Twitters] too! OMG!!

==Known Fantards==

*[[Ted-Drakness]]
*[[Katy]]
*[[Shakakuskeeper]]

{{Comic Books}}
{{Emoseries}}

[[Category:People|Vasquez, Jhonen]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

Jhonen Vasquez

2024-11-28T10:23:52Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* Other Works */

{{warning|'''JHONEN VASQUEZ IS RESPONSIBLE FOR [[Katy|KATY]], AND IS THEREFORE RESPONSIBLE FOR [[The cancer that is killing /b/|THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/]]. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'''}}
[[File:Jhonen Vasquez.jpg|180px|thumb|right|Attention Whore, Faggot, Batshit Insane, you name it]]
'''John Vasquez''' is a comic book [[artist]], known mainly for [http://www.viciousgrin.com/jthm/jthm.html Johnny the Homicidal Maniac] and the millions of goth [[16 year old girls|16 year old boys]] just waiting to [[oral sex|gobble his knob]], even though he hates all of them and [[trolls remorse|regrets everything he's ever done]]. He reminds us of this every chance he gets. He seems to take great pleasure in bitching about his success. Tons of [[goth]] [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]] like to wander around malls and harrass people in what they imagine is a perfect emulation of Vasquez's trademark [[batshit insane|absurdist sense of humor]]. In reality, it is just loud and annoying, and these children should be summarily [[murder|murdered.]]
Jhonen's style is copied by several artists, including Van Gogh and [[Shakakuskeeper]]. Also he's a dirty Mexican.[[Image:Jhonenfans.jpg|thumb|The culmination of Jhonen's life work, fat, ugly as fuck fangirlz. Ya' kinda have to feel bad for any guy surrounded by that.]]

==Invader ZIM==
Nickelodeon also regrettably asked him, of all people in the freaking world, to make a ''children's'' cartoon series called [[Invader Zim|Invader ZIM]]. The main viewership consisted of Jhonen's previous [[16 year old girls|fanbase]] posting shitty slash [[fanart]] and [[fanfiction]], all of which finally led to Vasquez [[an hero|committing suicide]] by repeatedly stabbing himself in the ear and painting a giant mural of Happy Noodle Boy on the wall with his own blood. This caused Nickelodeon to cancel Zim, thus causing millions of fangirls to commit copycat suicides. Good riddance.

==Other Works==
[[Image:Devitenna01.jpg|thumb|Devi and her friend Tenna battle corporate strangulation of artistic imperative.]]
In additon to Invader Zim, Vasquez's works include:

[[Image:JhonenExploitable.jpg|thumb|right|An exploitable scene from "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac."]]
'''Johnny the Homicidal Maniac''': about a [[13 year old boy|man]] who [[pretty cool guy|kills people for being assholes]]. Which might border on cool if he didn't have to have a [[tl;dr|long-winded and wordy speech]] before and/or after each one. Incidentally, the main character has the name most fans assume Vasquez's parents were going for but mispelled on his birth certifcate due to drunken apathy.

RATING: Best Comic Ever!!!!!!!!111 (that is if you're a [[13-year old boy]] / [[16-year old girl]] ).

'''Squee''': a spin off of JTHM wherein a little boy makes friends with the son of Satan, gets abducted by aliens, ignored by his parents, and screams in terror at practically everything.

RATING: Meh...

'''I Feel Sick''': another spin off where Devi, Johnny's one-time girlfriend, fights the same hellish monster thing that he did, except instead of a giant [[tentacle rape|tentacle monster]], she goes up against a [[Dollfie|doll version of herself]]. Mostly emo tripe about not letting corporations fuck with your art.

RATING: Shit

'''Fillerbunny''': a spin off of ''Squee'' (seems to be a thing with him, huh?). About a adorable bunny who's get tortured for three fifteen page books. That's it. This one was done for the fans who couldn't wrap their minds around Vasquez's usual work. After all, pain is universally [[funny]]. He reverted back to his standard "I have a message about corporate fuckery" schpiel in the third volume, but saved his ass by putting in Aborto the Aborted Fetus as a main character and friend of Fillerbunny. After all, abortion is universally funny.

RATING: Shit

'''The Bad Art Collection''': Vasquez's laugh in the face of all that is. A shitty collection of shitty strips printed on shitty paper in a shitty size much too large for anything useful, the B.A.C. is Vasquez's proof that not only are his fans complete dipshits, but that he has reached the level of fame that he can produce [[Gigli|an utter pile of shit]] and still cut a profit.

RATING: Shit

'''Everything Can Be Beaten''': a humble children's book where a delightfully cute little creature has a sound and family-friendly adventure in a [[Gay|land where unicorns eat trays of cupcakes with pink frosting under a rainbow with fairies dancing around it]]. Strangely enough, Jhonen didn't actually do any of the art, but rather wrote his own hellish version of a children's story and handed it to [[shit nobody cares about|some other guy nobody cares about]] to do the painting.

RATING: Shit.
As you can see, the only thing that is keeping this piece of shit from living in a cardboard box is the legion of adoring [[bisexual|bisexual]], [[fucktard|"dark and misunderstood"]] fangirls and boys that buy his overpriced pieces of paper and fap to his shit works. GOD BLESS WHITE AMERICA!

'''Jellyfist''': The newest and least original of his works, Jellyfist genuinely has no plot, focusing on crack addicted schlong-like characters and hobo infestations. It would almost be worth buying if it weren't for the size 4 text to the side of the page, which provides a commentary (literally) to every single comic. Much like Everything Can Be Beaten, some don't consider this an actual work of Jhonen's because he didn't actually do anything except scrawl incoherent concepts onto scrap paper and jam them into the face of [[Jew|Jenny Goldberg]], who promptly penned a blood contract to become his bitch until [[2016|<s>the Cubs win a World Series or</s>]] the [[Jesus_Christ#Jesus_Second_Cumming|Marcabian attack fleets invade Earth]], whichever comes first.

RATING: Absolute shit, only to be read while stoned.

'''Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja''': None, only work on character design. That why all of character look similar and HOLY SHIT, Heidi's voice actress attended [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School]]!!!1

RATING: Shit

[[File:randyfucking.png|400px]]

'''Very Important House'''

==How to piss off Jhonen Vasquez==
* Misspell and/or mispronounce his name.

* Ask him to hug you.

* Come within 10 feet of him.

* Show him your latest Zim and Dib [[slashfic]].

* Give him a compliment on his work.

* Call him a Goth king.

* Smile around him.

* Refer to yourself with the title of "Invader". For example, "I am Invader McFangirl!"

* Spam "Doom" every 8 minutes on his instant messenger.

* Mock him for being a college dropout - a COMMUNITY college dropout, at that!

* Complain about Nickelodeon canceling [[Invader Zim]].

* Remind him to draw more Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics.

Doing just one of these things results in him throwing a [[emo|shitfit]] and thus causing much [[lulz]]. Also you can [[Death|Die]] from Jhonen's attacks.

== Professional Life ==
For a period of time, Vasquez was chairman of the board. Agent Gabriel reports that in a review meeting, he blocked up the staff toilet. "Oh!" Even the great Jhonen Vasquez, everywhere he go, he make a stink!

==The Ambiguously Gay Duo==

[[Image:DirgexVasquez.jpg|thumb|Consider this [[fanart]] as further proof of their homoeroticism.]]
Due to a sturdy number of autobiographical comics, yet no mention of any interpersonal relationships of any kind (save for [[Fag|Roman Dirge]] being his best friend), it's safe to assume they are gay lovers. As Dirge explains in something or other, they met after Slave Labor Publishing hooked them up at the company picnic.

Dirge, author and illustrator of [[Loli|Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl]] and [[Shit|Peter the Pirate Squid]], on the other hand, has mentioned his [[faghag|girlfriend]] on several occasions, even drawing her into a few of his "Things Involving Me" strips, but the anal stimulation machine featured in the second of these is [[proof|proof]] enough that if he does have a girlfriend, she is only a [[not_gay|cover lover]]

You can often find Dirge posting in his [[Livejournal]] or complaining about his horrible life on his [[Myspace]] blog when he's not selling his original Lenore artwork for a [[blowjob|Million dollars]] so he can feed his addiction to [[Goatse|traveling]] or [[Niggertits|booze]]. It is thought that Roman picked up the addictions after he was not [[Fucked|loved]] enough by Jhonen.

==Jhonen Vasquez a meme?==
[[Image:Jhonenvasquezmeme.JPG|right|thumb|Meme?]]
It has been reported by [[you|valuable sources]] that Jhonen Vasquez is actually a forgotten meme.

This could also be further proof that Jhonen IS INDEED a [[CP]]-hoarding /b/tard.

==External Links==
*Dude has a [http://chancrescolex.livejournal.com/ Livejournal]. What, you're surprised?
*He [http://www.twitter.com/JhonenV Twitters] too! OMG!!

==Known Fantards==

*[[Ted-Drakness]]
*[[Katy]]
*[[Shakakuskeeper]]

{{Comic Books}}
{{Emoseries}}

[[Category:People|Vasquez, Jhonen]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

Jhonen Vasquez

2024-11-28T10:18:15Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* Other Works */

{{warning|'''JHONEN VASQUEZ IS RESPONSIBLE FOR [[Katy|KATY]], AND IS THEREFORE RESPONSIBLE FOR [[The cancer that is killing /b/|THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/]]. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'''}}
[[File:Jhonen Vasquez.jpg|180px|thumb|right|Attention Whore, Faggot, Batshit Insane, you name it]]
'''John Vasquez''' is a comic book [[artist]], known mainly for [http://www.viciousgrin.com/jthm/jthm.html Johnny the Homicidal Maniac] and the millions of goth [[16 year old girls|16 year old boys]] just waiting to [[oral sex|gobble his knob]], even though he hates all of them and [[trolls remorse|regrets everything he's ever done]]. He reminds us of this every chance he gets. He seems to take great pleasure in bitching about his success. Tons of [[goth]] [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]] like to wander around malls and harrass people in what they imagine is a perfect emulation of Vasquez's trademark [[batshit insane|absurdist sense of humor]]. In reality, it is just loud and annoying, and these children should be summarily [[murder|murdered.]]
Jhonen's style is copied by several artists, including Van Gogh and [[Shakakuskeeper]]. Also he's a dirty Mexican.[[Image:Jhonenfans.jpg|thumb|The culmination of Jhonen's life work, fat, ugly as fuck fangirlz. Ya' kinda have to feel bad for any guy surrounded by that.]]

==Invader ZIM==
Nickelodeon also regrettably asked him, of all people in the freaking world, to make a ''children's'' cartoon series called [[Invader Zim|Invader ZIM]]. The main viewership consisted of Jhonen's previous [[16 year old girls|fanbase]] posting shitty slash [[fanart]] and [[fanfiction]], all of which finally led to Vasquez [[an hero|committing suicide]] by repeatedly stabbing himself in the ear and painting a giant mural of Happy Noodle Boy on the wall with his own blood. This caused Nickelodeon to cancel Zim, thus causing millions of fangirls to commit copycat suicides. Good riddance.

==Other Works==
[[Image:Devitenna01.jpg|thumb|Devi and her friend Tenna battle corporate strangulation of artistic imperative.]]
In additon to Invader Zim, Vasquez's works include:

[[Image:JhonenExploitable.jpg|thumb|right|An exploitable scene from "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac."]]
'''Johnny the Homicidal Maniac''': about a [[13 year old boy|man]] who [[pretty cool guy|kills people for being assholes]]. Which might border on cool if he didn't have to have a [[tl;dr|long-winded and wordy speech]] before and/or after each one. Incidentally, the main character has the name most fans assume Vasquez's parents were going for but mispelled on his birth certifcate due to drunken apathy.

RATING: Best Comic Ever!!!!!!!!111 (that is if you're a [[13-year old boy]] / [[16-year old girl]] ).

'''Squee''': a spin off of JTHM wherein a little boy makes friends with the son of Satan, gets abducted by aliens, ignored by his parents, and screams in terror at practically everything.

RATING: Meh...

'''I Feel Sick''': another spin off where Devi, Johnny's one-time girlfriend, fights the same hellish monster thing that he did, except instead of a giant [[tentacle rape|tentacle monster]], she goes up against a [[Dollfie|doll version of herself]]. Mostly emo tripe about not letting corporations fuck with your art.

RATING: Shit

'''Fillerbunny''': a spin off of ''Squee'' (seems to be a thing with him, huh?). About a adorable bunny who's get tortured for three fifteen page books. That's it. This one was done for the fans who couldn't wrap their minds around Vasquez's usual work. After all, pain is universally [[funny]]. He reverted back to his standard "I have a message about corporate fuckery" schpiel in the third volume, but saved his ass by putting in Aborto the Aborted Fetus as a main character and friend of Fillerbunny. After all, abortion is universally funny.

RATING: Shit

'''The Bad Art Collection''': Vasquez's laugh in the face of all that is. A shitty collection of shitty strips printed on shitty paper in a shitty size much too large for anything useful, the B.A.C. is Vasquez's proof that not only are his fans complete dipshits, but that he has reached the level of fame that he can produce [[Gigli|an utter pile of shit]] and still cut a profit.

RATING: Shit

'''Everything Can Be Beaten''': a humble children's book where a delightfully cute little creature has a sound and family-friendly adventure in a [[Gay|land where unicorns eat trays of cupcakes with pink frosting under a rainbow with fairies dancing around it]]. Strangely enough, Jhonen didn't actually do any of the art, but rather wrote his own hellish version of a children's story and handed it to [[shit nobody cares about|some other guy nobody cares about]] to do the painting.

RATING: Shit.
As you can see, the only thing that is keeping this piece of shit from living in a cardboard box is the legion of adoring [[bisexual|bisexual]], [[fucktard|"dark and misunderstood"]] fangirls and boys that buy his overpriced pieces of paper and fap to his shit works. GOD BLESS WHITE AMERICA!

'''Jellyfist''': The newest and least original of his works, Jellyfist genuinely has no plot, focusing on crack addicted schlong-like characters and hobo infestations. It would almost be worth buying if it weren't for the size 4 text to the side of the page, which provides a commentary (literally) to every single comic. Much like Everything Can Be Beaten, some don't consider this an actual work of Jhonen's because he didn't actually do anything except scrawl incoherent concepts onto scrap paper and jam them into the face of [[Jew|Jenny Goldberg]], who promptly penned a blood contract to become his bitch until [[2016|<s>the Cubs win a World Series or</s>]] the [[Jesus_Christ#Jesus_Second_Cumming|Marcabian attack fleets invade Earth]], whichever comes first.

RATING: Absolute shit, only to be read while stoned.

'''Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja''': None, only work on character design. That why all of character look similar.

RATING: Shit

[[File:randyfucking.png|400px]]

==How to piss off Jhonen Vasquez==
* Misspell and/or mispronounce his name.

* Ask him to hug you.

* Come within 10 feet of him.

* Show him your latest Zim and Dib [[slashfic]].

* Give him a compliment on his work.

* Call him a Goth king.

* Smile around him.

* Refer to yourself with the title of "Invader". For example, "I am Invader McFangirl!"

* Spam "Doom" every 8 minutes on his instant messenger.

* Mock him for being a college dropout - a COMMUNITY college dropout, at that!

* Complain about Nickelodeon canceling [[Invader Zim]].

* Remind him to draw more Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics.

Doing just one of these things results in him throwing a [[emo|shitfit]] and thus causing much [[lulz]]. Also you can [[Death|Die]] from Jhonen's attacks.

== Professional Life ==
For a period of time, Vasquez was chairman of the board. Agent Gabriel reports that in a review meeting, he blocked up the staff toilet. "Oh!" Even the great Jhonen Vasquez, everywhere he go, he make a stink!

==The Ambiguously Gay Duo==

[[Image:DirgexVasquez.jpg|thumb|Consider this [[fanart]] as further proof of their homoeroticism.]]
Due to a sturdy number of autobiographical comics, yet no mention of any interpersonal relationships of any kind (save for [[Fag|Roman Dirge]] being his best friend), it's safe to assume they are gay lovers. As Dirge explains in something or other, they met after Slave Labor Publishing hooked them up at the company picnic.

Dirge, author and illustrator of [[Loli|Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl]] and [[Shit|Peter the Pirate Squid]], on the other hand, has mentioned his [[faghag|girlfriend]] on several occasions, even drawing her into a few of his "Things Involving Me" strips, but the anal stimulation machine featured in the second of these is [[proof|proof]] enough that if he does have a girlfriend, she is only a [[not_gay|cover lover]]

You can often find Dirge posting in his [[Livejournal]] or complaining about his horrible life on his [[Myspace]] blog when he's not selling his original Lenore artwork for a [[blowjob|Million dollars]] so he can feed his addiction to [[Goatse|traveling]] or [[Niggertits|booze]]. It is thought that Roman picked up the addictions after he was not [[Fucked|loved]] enough by Jhonen.

==Jhonen Vasquez a meme?==
[[Image:Jhonenvasquezmeme.JPG|right|thumb|Meme?]]
It has been reported by [[you|valuable sources]] that Jhonen Vasquez is actually a forgotten meme.

This could also be further proof that Jhonen IS INDEED a [[CP]]-hoarding /b/tard.

==External Links==
*Dude has a [http://chancrescolex.livejournal.com/ Livejournal]. What, you're surprised?
*He [http://www.twitter.com/JhonenV Twitters] too! OMG!!

==Known Fantards==

*[[Ted-Drakness]]
*[[Katy]]
*[[Shakakuskeeper]]

{{Comic Books}}
{{Emoseries}}

[[Category:People|Vasquez, Jhonen]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

Jhonen Vasquez

2024-11-28T10:17:43Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* Other Works */

{{warning|'''JHONEN VASQUEZ IS RESPONSIBLE FOR [[Katy|KATY]], AND IS THEREFORE RESPONSIBLE FOR [[The cancer that is killing /b/|THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/]]. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'''}}
[[File:Jhonen Vasquez.jpg|180px|thumb|right|Attention Whore, Faggot, Batshit Insane, you name it]]
'''John Vasquez''' is a comic book [[artist]], known mainly for [http://www.viciousgrin.com/jthm/jthm.html Johnny the Homicidal Maniac] and the millions of goth [[16 year old girls|16 year old boys]] just waiting to [[oral sex|gobble his knob]], even though he hates all of them and [[trolls remorse|regrets everything he's ever done]]. He reminds us of this every chance he gets. He seems to take great pleasure in bitching about his success. Tons of [[goth]] [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]] like to wander around malls and harrass people in what they imagine is a perfect emulation of Vasquez's trademark [[batshit insane|absurdist sense of humor]]. In reality, it is just loud and annoying, and these children should be summarily [[murder|murdered.]]
Jhonen's style is copied by several artists, including Van Gogh and [[Shakakuskeeper]]. Also he's a dirty Mexican.[[Image:Jhonenfans.jpg|thumb|The culmination of Jhonen's life work, fat, ugly as fuck fangirlz. Ya' kinda have to feel bad for any guy surrounded by that.]]

==Invader ZIM==
Nickelodeon also regrettably asked him, of all people in the freaking world, to make a ''children's'' cartoon series called [[Invader Zim|Invader ZIM]]. The main viewership consisted of Jhonen's previous [[16 year old girls|fanbase]] posting shitty slash [[fanart]] and [[fanfiction]], all of which finally led to Vasquez [[an hero|committing suicide]] by repeatedly stabbing himself in the ear and painting a giant mural of Happy Noodle Boy on the wall with his own blood. This caused Nickelodeon to cancel Zim, thus causing millions of fangirls to commit copycat suicides. Good riddance.

==Other Works==
[[Image:Devitenna01.jpg|thumb|Devi and her friend Tenna battle corporate strangulation of artistic imperative.]]
In additon to Invader Zim, Vasquez's works include:

[[Image:JhonenExploitable.jpg|thumb|right|An exploitable scene from "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac."]]
'''Johnny the Homicidal Maniac''': about a [[13 year old boy|man]] who [[pretty cool guy|kills people for being assholes]]. Which might border on cool if he didn't have to have a [[tl;dr|long-winded and wordy speech]] before and/or after each one. Incidentally, the main character has the name most fans assume Vasquez's parents were going for but mispelled on his birth certifcate due to drunken apathy.

RATING: Best Comic Ever!!!!!!!!111 (that is if you're a [[13-year old boy]] / [[16-year old girl]] ).

'''Squee''': a spin off of JTHM wherein a little boy makes friends with the son of Satan, gets abducted by aliens, ignored by his parents, and screams in terror at practically everything.

RATING: Meh...

'''I Feel Sick''': another spin off where Devi, Johnny's one-time girlfriend, fights the same hellish monster thing that he did, except instead of a giant [[tentacle rape|tentacle monster]], she goes up against a [[Dollfie|doll version of herself]]. Mostly emo tripe about not letting corporations fuck with your art.

RATING: Shit

'''Fillerbunny''': a spin off of ''Squee'' (seems to be a thing with him, huh?). About a adorable bunny who's get tortured for three fifteen page books. That's it. This one was done for the fans who couldn't wrap their minds around Vasquez's usual work. After all, pain is universally [[funny]]. He reverted back to his standard "I have a message about corporate fuckery" schpiel in the third volume, but saved his ass by putting in Aborto the Aborted Fetus as a main character and friend of Fillerbunny. After all, abortion is universally funny.

RATING: Shit

'''The Bad Art Collection''': Vasquez's laugh in the face of all that is. A shitty collection of shitty strips printed on shitty paper in a shitty size much too large for anything useful, the B.A.C. is Vasquez's proof that not only are his fans complete dipshits, but that he has reached the level of fame that he can produce [[Gigli|an utter pile of shit]] and still cut a profit.

RATING: Shit

'''Everything Can Be Beaten''': a humble children's book where a delightfully cute little creature has a sound and family-friendly adventure in a [[Gay|land where unicorns eat trays of cupcakes with pink frosting under a rainbow with fairies dancing around it]]. Strangely enough, Jhonen didn't actually do any of the art, but rather wrote his own hellish version of a children's story and handed it to [[shit nobody cares about|some other guy nobody cares about]] to do the painting.

RATING: Shit.
As you can see, the only thing that is keeping this piece of shit from living in a cardboard box is the legion of adoring [[bisexual|bisexual]], [[fucktard|"dark and misunderstood"]] fangirls and boys that buy his overpriced pieces of paper and fap to his shit works. GOD BLESS WHITE AMERICA!

'''Jellyfist''': The newest and least original of his works, Jellyfist genuinely has no plot, focusing on crack addicted schlong-like characters and hobo infestations. It would almost be worth buying if it weren't for the size 4 text to the side of the page, which provides a commentary (literally) to every single comic. Much like Everything Can Be Beaten, some don't consider this an actual work of Jhonen's because he didn't actually do anything except scrawl incoherent concepts onto scrap paper and jam them into the face of [[Jew|Jenny Goldberg]], who promptly penned a blood contract to become his bitch until [[2016|<s>the Cubs win a World Series or</s>]] the [[Jesus_Christ#Jesus_Second_Cumming|Marcabian attack fleets invade Earth]], whichever comes first.

RATING: Absolute shit, only to be read while stoned.

'''Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja''': None, only work on character design. Why all of character look similar.

RATING: Shit

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==How to piss off Jhonen Vasquez==
* Misspell and/or mispronounce his name.

* Ask him to hug you.

* Come within 10 feet of him.

* Show him your latest Zim and Dib [[slashfic]].

* Give him a compliment on his work.

* Call him a Goth king.

* Smile around him.

* Refer to yourself with the title of "Invader". For example, "I am Invader McFangirl!"

* Spam "Doom" every 8 minutes on his instant messenger.

* Mock him for being a college dropout - a COMMUNITY college dropout, at that!

* Complain about Nickelodeon canceling [[Invader Zim]].

* Remind him to draw more Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics.

Doing just one of these things results in him throwing a [[emo|shitfit]] and thus causing much [[lulz]]. Also you can [[Death|Die]] from Jhonen's attacks.

== Professional Life ==
For a period of time, Vasquez was chairman of the board. Agent Gabriel reports that in a review meeting, he blocked up the staff toilet. "Oh!" Even the great Jhonen Vasquez, everywhere he go, he make a stink!

==The Ambiguously Gay Duo==

[[Image:DirgexVasquez.jpg|thumb|Consider this [[fanart]] as further proof of their homoeroticism.]]
Due to a sturdy number of autobiographical comics, yet no mention of any interpersonal relationships of any kind (save for [[Fag|Roman Dirge]] being his best friend), it's safe to assume they are gay lovers. As Dirge explains in something or other, they met after Slave Labor Publishing hooked them up at the company picnic.

Dirge, author and illustrator of [[Loli|Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl]] and [[Shit|Peter the Pirate Squid]], on the other hand, has mentioned his [[faghag|girlfriend]] on several occasions, even drawing her into a few of his "Things Involving Me" strips, but the anal stimulation machine featured in the second of these is [[proof|proof]] enough that if he does have a girlfriend, she is only a [[not_gay|cover lover]]

You can often find Dirge posting in his [[Livejournal]] or complaining about his horrible life on his [[Myspace]] blog when he's not selling his original Lenore artwork for a [[blowjob|Million dollars]] so he can feed his addiction to [[Goatse|traveling]] or [[Niggertits|booze]]. It is thought that Roman picked up the addictions after he was not [[Fucked|loved]] enough by Jhonen.

==Jhonen Vasquez a meme?==
[[Image:Jhonenvasquezmeme.JPG|right|thumb|Meme?]]
It has been reported by [[you|valuable sources]] that Jhonen Vasquez is actually a forgotten meme.

This could also be further proof that Jhonen IS INDEED a [[CP]]-hoarding /b/tard.

==External Links==
*Dude has a [http://chancrescolex.livejournal.com/ Livejournal]. What, you're surprised?
*He [http://www.twitter.com/JhonenV Twitters] too! OMG!!

==Known Fantards==

*[[Ted-Drakness]]
*[[Katy]]
*[[Shakakuskeeper]]

{{Comic Books}}
{{Emoseries}}

[[Category:People|Vasquez, Jhonen]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

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2024-11-28T10:15:14Z

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Brandon Scott Hole

2024-11-28T10:07:51Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Scott Hole'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 20, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 15, 2021 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|8 killed, 7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism]], [[My Little Pony]]}}
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On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon Scott [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.

It is important to note that Brandon Hole is a representative of the entirety of the brony fandom. Bronies are a threat to national security, and should be [[holocaust|shoah'd]].
{{quote|I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real, then my life never mattered anyway.|Brandon Hole}}

==The Backstory==
[[File:BrandonHoleBedroom.png|thumb|Brandon's GF chilling in his man-cave. One can only imagine [[Rape|the sorts of things]] he did with that plushie pony ass.]]
[[The Man|Officials]] [[lies|stated]] the [[retard|gunman]] was a [[RIP|former]] [[Molester|employee]] of the [[Pedophile|FedEx]] [[Hugbox|facility]] who was already on [[Police brutality|law enforcement]]'s radar. His [[crackwhore]] trailer mom had [[narc|warned]] law enforcement officials between [[smoking|drags on her menthols]] that he might try to attempt "[[suicide]] by cop.” An [[asshole|F.B.I. special agent]] confirmed that the gunman had been [[narc|interviewed by federal agents]] in [[At least 100 years ago|April 2020]], and that he was put on an “immediate detention [[crazy|mental health]] temporary hold.” He was [[Privilege|not charged with a crime]], and the agent said that a [[Kurt Cobain|shotgun]] was not returned to him, [[unfunny|whatever the fuck that means. Thanks for all the details, flat foot. What, did you write all that on a fucking post-it-note??]]

[[Mr.Hands|Mr Hole]] last worked at the [[rape|FedEx]] [[prison|facility]] [[last thursday|in 2020]], perhaps as recently as the fall of last year, said [[fatass|Deputy Chief]] Craig McCartt of the [[Mexico|Indianapolis Metropolitan]] [[Nazi|Police]] Department. He said he did not know why Mr. [[Cunt|Hole]] stopped working there, but it has been [[theory|speculated]] that it was most likely due to him being an [[incel]] who collected pictures of other employees [[fetish|unflushed turds]] in the restroom instead of [[fapping|doing his job]]. Once fired, he swore that one day he would return to either [[Custer's Revenge|complete his fecal photo collection, or kill everyone]]. Being a man of his word, he chose the latter due to the bathroom being closed for cleaning.

[[File:Applejack brandon scott hole ED.jpg|thumb|right|When asked if she would join Mr. Hole in the afterlife, Apple Jack's response was "Who the fuck is Brandon Scott Hole?"]]

Perhaps funniest (and least surprising) of all was how Hole was a [[furfag|brony]] who wanted to be with [[hentai|cartoon ponies]] in [[hell|the afterlife]] as opposed to bumming smokes off of Jesus or banging 40 virgins. He was [https://www.equestriadaily.com/2021/04/the-indianapolis-fedex-shooter-was.html quoted] shortly before the shooting saying "I hope that I can be with applejack in the [[United Kingdom|afterlife]], my life has [[truth|no meaning]] without her." As far as final last words, these ones take the [[lulz]] cake as they might be the dumbest thing [[anhero|an hero]] has said before [[shotgun mouthwash|hitting the delete button IRL]] and improving the gene pool. You can show your [[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare|respect]] by [[necrophilia|visiting his grave]], planting some appleseeds, and taking a huge shit on them for fertilizer.

==The Shooting==
[[File:BrandonHolePost.jpg|thumb|400px|left|Brandon getting ready to meet his pony [[waifu]].]]

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The authorities described a [[Counter-Strike]]-esque scene at the [[Amazon|FedEx]] facility late [[last Thursday]], when gunfire erupted about 11 PM. Mr. Hole had been huffing [[Jenkem]] in the [[bathroom|parking lot]] before he got out, sang the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs autism national anthem], and started [[gun|shooting]]. He did not seem to be after [[everyone dies|anyone in particular]], suggesting that he may have thought he was simply playing a game of [[minecraft|Call of Duty]] while being [[stoned|high on shit fumes]]. The [[racism|predominately]] [[terrorists|Sikh]] [[slaves|employees]] working at the time Scott probably thought were simply [[tech support|rag-heads]] he was supposed to [[yiff|kill]] before they could [[all your base|set the bomb]], sparking allegations of racist motives from [[the KKK|Law Enforcement]] and [[FOX news|the media]] as the workforce was [[jews|90% Sikh]], which is totally not indicative of [[affirmative action|racist hiring practices]] at all.

“He just appeared to randomly start shooting,” said [[Guerrilla News Network|Chief McCartt]], who said there were [[at least 100]] people at the [[Walmart|FedEx]] location at the time, which means [[ass|Hole]] should have [[failure|achieved a much higher score than he did]]. However, after clearing [[wikipedia|the parking lot level]] of the game, he continued into level 2, [[IRC|the warehouse]], where he failed to level up his character and mod his [[dildo|weapon]] which resulted in him [[Alexander Stern|missing several targets]], thus resulting in a [[lame|pathetic]] final score before [[fucking|hitting the]] [[dying|reset button]] to try again. He's most likely getting [[AIDS|Red Bull]] cans thrown [[up the butt|at his head]] in hell for dragging the [[AOL|LAN party's]] team score down because he just plain sucks at [[the game]] and can't [[MapleStory|play]] for [[Neopets|shit]] due to [[meth|huffing crap]] his whole life.

== Loadout ==
[[File:BrandonGunRuger.png|thumb|One of Brandon's rifles, appropriately fitted with MLP stickers.]]
[[File:BrandonHoleHelmet.png|thumb|His tactical pony helmet, unfortunately not used during the shooting.]]
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*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556
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*Same gun used by high score idiot, Allen, [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Devin]], [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa|Ahmad]]
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
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*'''Primary 2''': HM Defense HM15F
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*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
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*'''Secondary''': Lil Chub for Applejack
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*Hole's concealed carry, severely damaged and worn-out from the ferocious beating to his beloved waifu but still functional
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*'''Perk 1''': Virgin with Rage
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*Increased movement speed and damage if afflicted with the "Virgin" status
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*'''Perk 2''': Going Postal
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*Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
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*'''Spell''':Fictional Character Love
<center>[[Image:XiaroR34Bikini.png|50px]]</center>
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*An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
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==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|8| |10|8 dead, 7 injured|5|Unoriginal [[going postal]] shooting, in a city that has already seen two other High Scores so far in [[2021]]|8|Moderate amount of butthurt, was quickly forgotten shortly thereafter|0|[[Bronies]] get 10 points automatically deducted from their score|21|F-|My Little Shooter.}}

{{WantedLevel|4}}

== Gallery ==
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File:Brandon Hole4.png
File:Brandon Hole2.png|[[Nazi Furs|Nazi bronies]]
File:BrandonApplejackHeaven.png|Would you know my name?
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File:ObsessedShooter.png|Autism kills
File:Upschamp.png|Brandon Hole for President of Equestria
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|Brandon Hole's [[Battlestation]]
File:Brandon-Hole Applejack.jpg
File:Brandon Hole3.png
File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|Exploitable
File:Brandonscatthole.jpg|The Immaculate Anal Birth conception of Brandon Scatt Hole
File:brandon hole applejack.jpg|What he expected in Valhalla
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 1.jpg|Suppossedly this is him
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 2.jpg|{{wayback|www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/npolpb/i_think_its_been_long_enough_so_ill_post_this_now/|20210601075046|title=Cosplaying as the}} [[IRA]]
File:Brandon Scott Hole Iceberg Chart.png
File:Brandon talks about the news with his mom.jpg
File:BrandonHole.jpg
File:Drip Scott Hole.png
File:Dylann Scott Hole.jpg|[[Dylann Storm Roof|Dylann Scott Hole]]
File:Let's go Brandon Hole.jpg
File:Brandon Scott Shitpost.jpg
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==See Also==
*[[Adam Lanza]] - Another autist.
*[[An hero]]
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Autism]] - What he had.
*[[Gun Control]]
*[[High Scores]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]] - [[Slenderman]] fangirls who failed to get even 1 kill.
*[[My Little Pony]] - What he liked and what caused him to kill.
*[[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[Postal]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - Similar [[Danny Phantom]] fanboy who [[Fail|only killed 3]]. Brandon surpassed him on the "Fictional Love" section and he is the 1st.

==External Links==
*{{Reddit|BrandonHoleFanClub}} {{archive|nux1h}}
*[https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf '''WAS BRANDON ON THE SPECTRUM?? FOIA REPORT'''] - {{wayback|https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf|20240411184623|title=Spoiler Alert: duh}}
*[https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8 '''FBI says it interviewed FedEx mass shooter last year'''] - {{wayback|https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8|20230609041327}} - [[William Atchison|Now where have we heard that before?]]

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{{MLP}}
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[[Category:2021]]
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Brandon Scott Hole

2024-11-28T10:05:48Z

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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 20, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 15, 2021 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|8 killed, 7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism]], [[My Little Pony]]}}
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On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon Scott [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.

It is important to note that Brandon Hole is a representative of the entirety of the brony fandom. Bronies are a threat to national security, and should be [[holocaust|shoah'd]].
{{quote|I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real, then my life never mattered anyway.|Brandon Hole}}

==The Backstory==
[[File:BrandonHoleBedroom.png|thumb|Brandon's GF chilling in his man-cave. One can only imagine [[Rape|the sorts of things]] he did with that plushie pony ass.]]
[[The Man|Officials]] [[lies|stated]] the [[retard|gunman]] was a [[RIP|former]] [[Molester|employee]] of the [[Pedophile|FedEx]] [[Hugbox|facility]] who was already on [[Police brutality|law enforcement]]'s radar. His [[crackwhore]] trailer mom had [[narc|warned]] law enforcement officials between [[smoking|drags on her menthols]] that he might try to attempt "[[suicide]] by cop.” An [[asshole|F.B.I. special agent]] confirmed that the gunman had been [[narc|interviewed by federal agents]] in [[At least 100 years ago|April 2020]], and that he was put on an “immediate detention [[crazy|mental health]] temporary hold.” He was [[Privilege|not charged with a crime]], and the agent said that a [[Kurt Cobain|shotgun]] was not returned to him, [[unfunny|whatever the fuck that means. Thanks for all the details, flat foot. What, did you write all that on a fucking post-it-note??]]

[[Mr.Hands|Mr Hole]] last worked at the [[rape|FedEx]] [[prison|facility]] [[last thursday|in 2020]], perhaps as recently as the fall of last year, said [[fatass|Deputy Chief]] Craig McCartt of the [[Mexico|Indianapolis Metropolitan]] [[Nazi|Police]] Department. He said he did not know why Mr. [[Cunt|Hole]] stopped working there, but it has been [[theory|speculated]] that it was most likely due to him being an [[incel]] who collected pictures of other employees [[fetish|unflushed turds]] in the restroom instead of [[fapping|doing his job]]. Once fired, he swore that one day he would return to either [[Custer's Revenge|complete his fecal photo collection, or kill everyone]]. Being a man of his word, he chose the latter due to the bathroom being closed for cleaning.

[[File:Applejack brandon scott hole ED.jpg|thumb|right|When asked if she would join Mr. Hole in the afterlife, Apple Jack's response was "Who the fuck is Brandon Scott Hole?"]]

Perhaps funniest (and least surprising) of all was how Hole was a [[furfag|brony]] who wanted to be with [[hentai|cartoon ponies]] in [[hell|the afterlife]] as opposed to bumming smokes off of Jesus or banging 40 virgins. He was [https://www.equestriadaily.com/2021/04/the-indianapolis-fedex-shooter-was.html quoted] shortly before the shooting saying "I hope that I can be with applejack in the [[United Kingdom|afterlife]], my life has [[truth|no meaning]] without her." As far as final last words, these ones take the [[lulz]] cake as they might be the dumbest thing [[anhero|an hero]] has said before [[shotgun mouthwash|hitting the delete button IRL]] and improving the gene pool. You can show your [[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare|respect]] by [[necrophilia|visiting his grave]], planting some appleseeds, and taking a huge shit on them for fertilizer.

==The Shooting==
[[File:BrandonHolePost.jpg|thumb|400px|left|Brandon getting ready to meet his pony [[waifu]].]]

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The authorities described a [[Counter-Strike]]-esque scene at the [[Amazon|FedEx]] facility late [[last Thursday]], when gunfire erupted about 11 PM. Mr. Hole had been huffing [[Jenkem]] in the [[bathroom|parking lot]] before he got out, sang the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs autism national anthem], and started [[gun|shooting]]. He did not seem to be after [[everyone dies|anyone in particular]], suggesting that he may have thought he was simply playing a game of [[minecraft|Call of Duty]] while being [[stoned|high on shit fumes]]. The [[racism|predominately]] [[terrorists|Sikh]] [[slaves|employees]] working at the time Scott probably thought were simply [[tech support|rag-heads]] he was supposed to [[yiff|kill]] before they could [[all your base|set the bomb]], sparking allegations of racist motives from [[the KKK|Law Enforcement]] and [[FOX news|the media]] as the workforce was [[jews|90% Sikh]], which is totally not indicative of [[affirmative action|racist hiring practices]] at all.

“He just appeared to randomly start shooting,” said [[Guerrilla News Network|Chief McCartt]], who said there were [[at least 100]] people at the [[Walmart|FedEx]] location at the time, which means [[ass|Hole]] should have [[failure|achieved a much higher score than he did]]. However, after clearing [[wikipedia|the parking lot level]] of the game, he continued into level 2, [[IRC|the warehouse]], where he failed to level up his character and mod his [[dildo|weapon]] which resulted in him [[Alexander Stern|missing several targets]], thus resulting in a [[lame|pathetic]] final score before [[fucking|hitting the]] [[dying|reset button]] to try again. He's most likely getting [[AIDS|Red Bull]] cans thrown [[up the butt|at his head]] in hell for dragging the [[AOL|LAN party's]] team score down because he just plain sucks at [[the game]] and can't [[MapleStory|play]] for [[Neopets|shit]] due to [[meth|huffing crap]] his whole life.

== Loadout ==
[[File:BrandonGunRuger.png|thumb|One of Brandon's rifles, appropriately fitted with MLP stickers.]]
[[File:BrandonHoleHelmet.png|thumb|His tactical pony helmet, unfortunately not used during the shooting.]]
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Brandon Scott Hole
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Same gun used for idiot, Allen, [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Devin]], [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa|Ahmad]]
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Primary 2''': HM Defense HM15F
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Lil Chub for Applejack
<center>[[File:beenis2.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Hole's concealed carry, severely damaged and worn-out from the ferocious beating to his beloved waifu but still functional
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Virgin with Rage
<center>[[Image:chrischan_virgin.png|50px|link=Chris-chan]]</center>
|
*Increased movement speed and damage if afflicted with the "Virgin" status
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Going Postal
<center>[[Image:going_postal.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
|-
|
*'''Spell''':Fictional Character Love
<center>[[Image:XiaroR34Bikini.png|50px]]</center>
|
*An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|8| |10|8 dead, 7 injured|5|Unoriginal [[going postal]] shooting, in a city that has already seen two other High Scores so far in [[2021]]|8|Moderate amount of butthurt, was quickly forgotten shortly thereafter|0|[[Bronies]] get 10 points automatically deducted from their score|21|F-|My Little Shooter.}}

{{WantedLevel|4}}

== Gallery ==
{{Collapsegallery|Showdown at the Equestria Corral|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Brandon Hole4.png
File:Brandon Hole2.png|[[Nazi Furs|Nazi bronies]]
File:BrandonApplejackHeaven.png|Would you know my name?
File:Brandon Scott Hole 1.jpg
File:Onebadday.jpg

</gallery>|<gallery>
File:ObsessedShooter.png|Autism kills
File:Upschamp.png|Brandon Hole for President of Equestria
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|Brandon Hole's [[Battlestation]]
File:Brandon-Hole Applejack.jpg
File:Brandon Hole3.png
File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|Exploitable
File:Brandonscatthole.jpg|The Immaculate Anal Birth conception of Brandon Scatt Hole
File:brandon hole applejack.jpg|What he expected in Valhalla
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 1.jpg|Suppossedly this is him
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 2.jpg|{{wayback|www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/npolpb/i_think_its_been_long_enough_so_ill_post_this_now/|20210601075046|title=Cosplaying as the}} [[IRA]]
File:Brandon Scott Hole Iceberg Chart.png
File:Brandon talks about the news with his mom.jpg
File:BrandonHole.jpg
File:Drip Scott Hole.png
File:Dylann Scott Hole.jpg|[[Dylann Storm Roof|Dylann Scott Hole]]
File:Let's go Brandon Hole.jpg
File:Brandon Scott Shitpost.jpg
File:Branhole.jpg
</gallery>|border=#FF8C00|color=#FFFFFF}}

==See Also==
*[[Adam Lanza]] - Another autist.
*[[An hero]]
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Autism]] - What he had.
*[[Gun Control]]
*[[High Scores]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]] - [[Slenderman]] fangirls who failed to get even 1 kill.
*[[My Little Pony]] - What he liked and what caused him to kill.
*[[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[Postal]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - Similar [[Danny Phantom]] fanboy who [[Fail|only killed 3]]. Brandon surpassed him on the "Fictional Love" section and he is the 1st.

==External Links==
*{{Reddit|BrandonHoleFanClub}} {{archive|nux1h}}
*[https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf '''WAS BRANDON ON THE SPECTRUM?? FOIA REPORT'''] - {{wayback|https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf|20240411184623|title=Spoiler Alert: duh}}
*[https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8 '''FBI says it interviewed FedEx mass shooter last year'''] - {{wayback|https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8|20230609041327}} - [[William Atchison|Now where have we heard that before?]]

{{Anheroes}}
{{MLP}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Gun control}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:Crime]]

Brandon Scott Hole

2024-11-28T10:05:26Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* Loadout */

{{aspie}}
{{an hero}}
{{stub}}
{{ib|[[File:Brandon Hole1.png|150px|none]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Scott Hole'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 20, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 15, 2021 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|8 killed, 7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism]], [[My Little Pony]]}}
{{Ibend}}
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On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon Scott [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.

It is important to note that Brandon Hole is a representative of the entirety of the brony fandom. Bronies are a threat to national security, and should be [[holocaust|shoah'd]].
{{quote|I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real, then my life never mattered anyway.|Brandon Hole}}

==The Backstory==
[[File:BrandonHoleBedroom.png|thumb|Brandon's GF chilling in his man-cave. One can only imagine [[Rape|the sorts of things]] he did with that plushie pony ass.]]
[[The Man|Officials]] [[lies|stated]] the [[retard|gunman]] was a [[RIP|former]] [[Molester|employee]] of the [[Pedophile|FedEx]] [[Hugbox|facility]] who was already on [[Police brutality|law enforcement]]'s radar. His [[crackwhore]] trailer mom had [[narc|warned]] law enforcement officials between [[smoking|drags on her menthols]] that he might try to attempt "[[suicide]] by cop.” An [[asshole|F.B.I. special agent]] confirmed that the gunman had been [[narc|interviewed by federal agents]] in [[At least 100 years ago|April 2020]], and that he was put on an “immediate detention [[crazy|mental health]] temporary hold.” He was [[Privilege|not charged with a crime]], and the agent said that a [[Kurt Cobain|shotgun]] was not returned to him, [[unfunny|whatever the fuck that means. Thanks for all the details, flat foot. What, did you write all that on a fucking post-it-note??]]

[[Mr.Hands|Mr Hole]] last worked at the [[rape|FedEx]] [[prison|facility]] [[last thursday|in 2020]], perhaps as recently as the fall of last year, said [[fatass|Deputy Chief]] Craig McCartt of the [[Mexico|Indianapolis Metropolitan]] [[Nazi|Police]] Department. He said he did not know why Mr. [[Cunt|Hole]] stopped working there, but it has been [[theory|speculated]] that it was most likely due to him being an [[incel]] who collected pictures of other employees [[fetish|unflushed turds]] in the restroom instead of [[fapping|doing his job]]. Once fired, he swore that one day he would return to either [[Custer's Revenge|complete his fecal photo collection, or kill everyone]]. Being a man of his word, he chose the latter due to the bathroom being closed for cleaning.

[[File:Applejack brandon scott hole ED.jpg|thumb|right|When asked if she would join Mr. Hole in the afterlife, Apple Jack's response was "Who the fuck is Brandon Scott Hole?"]]

Perhaps funniest (and least surprising) of all was how Hole was a [[furfag|brony]] who wanted to be with [[hentai|cartoon ponies]] in [[hell|the afterlife]] as opposed to bumming smokes off of Jesus or banging 40 virgins. He was [https://www.equestriadaily.com/2021/04/the-indianapolis-fedex-shooter-was.html quoted] shortly before the shooting saying "I hope that I can be with applejack in the [[United Kingdom|afterlife]], my life has [[truth|no meaning]] without her." As far as final last words, these ones take the [[lulz]] cake as they might be the dumbest thing [[anhero|an hero]] has said before [[shotgun mouthwash|hitting the delete button IRL]] and improving the gene pool. You can show your [[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare|respect]] by [[necrophilia|visiting his grave]], planting some appleseeds, and taking a huge shit on them for fertilizer.

==The Shooting==
[[File:BrandonHolePost.jpg|thumb|400px|left|Brandon getting ready to meet his pony [[waifu]].]]

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The authorities described a [[Counter-Strike]]-esque scene at the [[Amazon|FedEx]] facility late [[last Thursday]], when gunfire erupted about 11 PM. Mr. Hole had been huffing [[Jenkem]] in the [[bathroom|parking lot]] before he got out, sang the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs autism national anthem], and started [[gun|shooting]]. He did not seem to be after [[everyone dies|anyone in particular]], suggesting that he may have thought he was simply playing a game of [[minecraft|Call of Duty]] while being [[stoned|high on shit fumes]]. The [[racism|predominately]] [[terrorists|Sikh]] [[slaves|employees]] working at the time Scott probably thought were simply [[tech support|rag-heads]] he was supposed to [[yiff|kill]] before they could [[all your base|set the bomb]], sparking allegations of racist motives from [[the KKK|Law Enforcement]] and [[FOX news|the media]] as the workforce was [[jews|90% Sikh]], which is totally not indicative of [[affirmative action|racist hiring practices]] at all.

“He just appeared to randomly start shooting,” said [[Guerrilla News Network|Chief McCartt]], who said there were [[at least 100]] people at the [[Walmart|FedEx]] location at the time, which means [[ass|Hole]] should have [[failure|achieved a much higher score than he did]]. However, after clearing [[wikipedia|the parking lot level]] of the game, he continued into level 2, [[IRC|the warehouse]], where he failed to level up his character and mod his [[dildo|weapon]] which resulted in him [[Alexander Stern|missing several targets]], thus resulting in a [[lame|pathetic]] final score before [[fucking|hitting the]] [[dying|reset button]] to try again. He's most likely getting [[AIDS|Red Bull]] cans thrown [[up the butt|at his head]] in hell for dragging the [[AOL|LAN party's]] team score down because he just plain sucks at [[the game]] and can't [[MapleStory|play]] for [[Neopets|shit]] due to [[meth|huffing crap]] his whole life.

== Loadout ==
[[File:BrandonGunRuger.png|thumb|One of Brandon's rifles, appropriately fitted with MLP stickers.]]
[[File:BrandonHoleHelmet.png|thumb|His tactical pony helmet, unfortunately not used during the shooting.]]
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Brandon Scott Hole
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger SR-556
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Same gun used for idiot, Allen, [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Devin]], [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa|Ahmad]]
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Primary 2''': HM Defense HM15F
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Lil Chub for Applejack
<center>[[File:beenis2.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Hole's concealed carry, severely damaged and worn-out from the ferocious beating to his beloved waifu but still functional
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Virgin with Rage
<center>[[Image:chrischan_virgin.png|50px|link=Chris-chan]]</center>
|
*Increased movement speed and damage if afflicted with the "Virgin" status
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Going Postal
<center>[[Image:going_postal.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
|-
|
*'''Spell''':Fictional Character Love
<center>[[Image:XiaroR34Bikini.png|50px]]</center>
|
*An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|8| |10|8 dead, 7 injured|5|Unoriginal [[going postal]] shooting, in a city that has already seen two other High Scores so far in [[2021]]|8|Moderate amount of butthurt, was quickly forgotten shortly thereafter|0|[[Bronies]] get 10 points automatically deducted from their score|21|F-|My Little Shooter.}}

{{WantedLevel|4}}

== Gallery ==
{{Collapsegallery|Showdown at the Equestria Corral|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Brandon Hole4.png
File:Brandon Hole2.png|[[Nazi Furs|Nazi bronies]]
File:BrandonApplejackHeaven.png|Would you know my name?
File:Brandon Scott Hole 1.jpg
File:Onebadday.jpg

</gallery>|<gallery>
File:ObsessedShooter.png|Autism kills
File:Upschamp.png|Brandon Hole for President of Equestria
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|Brandon Hole's [[Battlestation]]
File:Brandon-Hole Applejack.jpg
File:Brandon Hole3.png
File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|Exploitable
File:Brandonscatthole.jpg|The Immaculate Anal Birth conception of Brandon Scatt Hole
File:brandon hole applejack.jpg|What he expected in Valhalla
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 1.jpg|Suppossedly this is him
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 2.jpg|{{wayback|www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/npolpb/i_think_its_been_long_enough_so_ill_post_this_now/|20210601075046|title=Cosplaying as the}} [[IRA]]
File:Brandon Scott Hole Iceberg Chart.png
File:Brandon talks about the news with his mom.jpg
File:BrandonHole.jpg
File:Drip Scott Hole.png
File:Dylann Scott Hole.jpg|[[Dylann Storm Roof|Dylann Scott Hole]]
File:Let's go Brandon Hole.jpg
File:Brandon Scott Shitpost.jpg
File:Branhole.jpg
</gallery>|border=#FF8C00|color=#FFFFFF}}

==See Also==
*[[Adam Lanza]] - Another autist.
*[[An hero]]
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Autism]] - What he had.
*[[Gun Control]]
*[[High Scores]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]] - [[Slenderman]] fangirls who failed to get even 1 kill.
*[[My Little Pony]] - What he liked and what caused him to kill.
*[[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[Postal]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - Similar [[Danny Phantom]] fanboy who [[Fail|only killed 3]]. Brandon surpassed him on the "Fictional Love" section and he is the 1st.

==External Links==
*{{Reddit|BrandonHoleFanClub}} {{archive|nux1h}}
*[https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf '''WAS BRANDON ON THE SPECTRUM?? FOIA REPORT'''] - {{wayback|https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf|20240411184623|title=Spoiler Alert: duh}}
*[https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8 '''FBI says it interviewed FedEx mass shooter last year'''] - {{wayback|https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8|20230609041327}} - [[William Atchison|Now where have we heard that before?]]

{{Anheroes}}
{{MLP}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Gun control}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:Crime]]

Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier

2024-11-25T14:53:05Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* See Also */

{{potential}}
{{Killers}}
[[file:two-girls-failed.jpg|250px|right|thumb|The perps, bowing their heads in silent prayer to Slenderman]]

[[Powerword|Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier]] were two [[12-year-old girl|young ladies]] from the good ol' [[Americunt|U S of A]] who tried [[Murder|killing]] their friend, Payton [[Twitard|"Bella"]] Leutner, to get a High Score in the hopes it would appease a [[Creepypasta|mediocre creepypasta character]] named [[Slenderman]]. Though they stabbed Bella 19 times (in an action Morgan described as [[Lolwut|"stabby stab stab stab"]]), their plan ultimately [[failed]] when a [[Pedo|cyclist]] founded Bella's body in the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin and [[Reportfag|called 911]]. Morgan and Anissa surrendered to the police and are currently in court awaiting trial for having [[shit]] taste in scary stories.

== Background ==
[[File:Bella murder shopping list.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Proper planning (and cheesecake) is the key to a successful murder]]
Morgan, Anissa, and Bella were three mildly retarded [[Lolis|middle school girls]] from the mildly retarded home of [[Wisconsin|Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein]], which actually makes perfect sense. For fun they would do activities done by all unpopular kids, such as rollerskating, [[ADHD|mashing granola into Silly Putty and flinging it at the ceiling]], and [[cosplay]]. During the latter activity, Morgan would dress up like Data from [[Star Trek]], Bella as a princess, and Anissa as (we shit you not) something of her own creation called a "[[Prostitute|prosi]]-[[troll]]." Like all autistic youngsters and creepy middle-aged pedos, the girls had a fascination with [[Harry Potter]], and Morgan thought she could [[Insane|talk to Voldemort]]. As is the fate of most unpopular kids who do not [[an hero]] themselves, two of these girls decidedly to involuntarily an hero someone else.

{{Main|Slenderman}}
'''The Slenderman''' was a character originally created on the [[Something Awful]] forums back in 2009, consisting of a slender, shadowy figure that [[Jared Fogle|liked to hang around children]]. Anissa was first exposed to Slenderman in a video from the [[Sarcasm|groundbreaking masterpiece]] of wandering around and building [[dick]] statues known as [[MineCraft]]. From there it was onto Creepypasta and from there Morgan was introduced to the character. Somehow, the two got it in their heads that the second most terrifying thing to some out of Something Awful (the first being the marriage of [[Lowtax]] to an [[Azn]] [[cam-whore]]) was, in fact a real entity to which they could become "[[WTF|proxies]]." Just what exactly being a "proxy" would entail is unclear, though we assume it probably would have given them [[Superman|X-ray vision]] or some shit. But, even if the gifts of proxyism were unclear the method of becoming one was not: [[Logic|they would have to murder one of their friends from school]].

== The Plan ==
[[File:Slenderman2.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The Slenderman [[OP]]: totally worth killing for]]
The plan to become the proxies of Slenderman was simple:
# Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off and prove that [[Fact|duct tape is the solution to everything]].
# Stab her a bunch of times; creating massive amounts of red food colouring.
# Run and find "[[What|Slenderman's Mansion]]" which is [[probably]] somewhere near Voldemort's Lair just past [[Narnia]] in [[LOTR|Middle Earth]].
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT!]]

== The Stabbing ==
On [[Last Thursday|May 31]], [[2014]] Morgan and Anissa put their genius plan into action. They first halfheartedly tried assaulting Bella in a public park restroom; those ones where closeted [[homos]] sneak off to at night for a [[blowjob]] from a 16-year-old runaway boy. Now, while most people would have run away screaming after an being attacked in a restroom, Bella--in a truly [[Facepalm|Facepalmingly]]-worthy moment of idiocy--decided that despite being accosted in the Toilet of Terror she would continue on with these two burgeoning [[psychopaths]] into the freaking woods of all places to play hide-and-seek. Unfortunately for Bella, the other two girls were, in reality, [[furries]] who quickly changed into their [[fursonas]]--that of homicidal cats--and spoke the following words before attacking her with a knife:

[[File:Morgan and bella.png|thumb|left|200px|Bella (left) and Morgan (right): Taking their cosplay to a whole new level]]
{{quote|Kitty now. Go ballistic. Go crazy|Anissa Weier}}
{{quote|Don’t be afraid, I’m only a little kitty cat.|Morgan Geyser}}

Bella was then stabbed 19 times while crying, "I hate you! I trusted you!" (Interestingly enough, this is what a good deal of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users end up eventually screaming at the site prior to [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]). The two would-be murderers wandered around aimlessly with no real plan (much like players do in [[MineCraft|the game]] where Anissa was first introduced to Slenderman). It was at this point that Morgan revealed the [[Psychic|telepathic conversations]] that she had with Slenderman in which she promised that if they didn't go through with the murder then he could murder their families. Despite believing that they were going to [[Slavery|spend the rest of their lives]] with Slenderman, they were soon picked up by police near the overpass. Why Slenderman hasn't shown up to break them out of the [[Jail|Wisconsin juvenile correctional facility]] where the girls are being held is unknown. Maybe he's still pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in {{yt|u|MarbleHornets|Marble Hornets}}.

== Gallery ==
{{cg|Slenderman Proxies|slendermansproxies|center|<gallery>
File:Morgan loves killing people.jpg|Morgan takes her fursona to a whole new level
File:Morgan anissa slenderman flyer.jpg|Come with us if you want to <s>live</s> die
File:Morgan geyser notebook.jpg|Morgan would have had a bright future at [[DeviantArt]]
File:Morgan slenderman barbie.jpg|Morgan takes a stand against Barbie's body-shaming
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Morgan slenderman.jpg|Memes don't need eyes to watch you
File:Morgan slenderman love.jpg||This comes dangerously close to [[Hentai|tentacle pr0n]]
File:William weier.jpg|Anissa's brother William; insanity runs in the family
File:Anissa weier fedora.jpg|Fedoras are a sign of mental instability
File:Slenderman strange child notebook.jpg|Morgan is a special snowflake
File:Morgan geyser cat.jpg|What [[Hard Candy]] looks like IRL
</gallery>}}

== See Also ==
* [[Slenderman]]
* [[Autism]] - These two girls excuse on what cause this shit.
* [[Darrell Brooks]] - the fucker kill more people than the retards

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Creepypasta}}
[[Category:Crime]]
[[Category:2014]]

Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier

2024-11-25T14:51:31Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* See Also */

{{potential}}
{{Killers}}
[[file:two-girls-failed.jpg|250px|right|thumb|The perps, bowing their heads in silent prayer to Slenderman]]

[[Powerword|Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier]] were two [[12-year-old girl|young ladies]] from the good ol' [[Americunt|U S of A]] who tried [[Murder|killing]] their friend, Payton [[Twitard|"Bella"]] Leutner, to get a High Score in the hopes it would appease a [[Creepypasta|mediocre creepypasta character]] named [[Slenderman]]. Though they stabbed Bella 19 times (in an action Morgan described as [[Lolwut|"stabby stab stab stab"]]), their plan ultimately [[failed]] when a [[Pedo|cyclist]] founded Bella's body in the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin and [[Reportfag|called 911]]. Morgan and Anissa surrendered to the police and are currently in court awaiting trial for having [[shit]] taste in scary stories.

== Background ==
[[File:Bella murder shopping list.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Proper planning (and cheesecake) is the key to a successful murder]]
Morgan, Anissa, and Bella were three mildly retarded [[Lolis|middle school girls]] from the mildly retarded home of [[Wisconsin|Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein]], which actually makes perfect sense. For fun they would do activities done by all unpopular kids, such as rollerskating, [[ADHD|mashing granola into Silly Putty and flinging it at the ceiling]], and [[cosplay]]. During the latter activity, Morgan would dress up like Data from [[Star Trek]], Bella as a princess, and Anissa as (we shit you not) something of her own creation called a "[[Prostitute|prosi]]-[[troll]]." Like all autistic youngsters and creepy middle-aged pedos, the girls had a fascination with [[Harry Potter]], and Morgan thought she could [[Insane|talk to Voldemort]]. As is the fate of most unpopular kids who do not [[an hero]] themselves, two of these girls decidedly to involuntarily an hero someone else.

{{Main|Slenderman}}
'''The Slenderman''' was a character originally created on the [[Something Awful]] forums back in 2009, consisting of a slender, shadowy figure that [[Jared Fogle|liked to hang around children]]. Anissa was first exposed to Slenderman in a video from the [[Sarcasm|groundbreaking masterpiece]] of wandering around and building [[dick]] statues known as [[MineCraft]]. From there it was onto Creepypasta and from there Morgan was introduced to the character. Somehow, the two got it in their heads that the second most terrifying thing to some out of Something Awful (the first being the marriage of [[Lowtax]] to an [[Azn]] [[cam-whore]]) was, in fact a real entity to which they could become "[[WTF|proxies]]." Just what exactly being a "proxy" would entail is unclear, though we assume it probably would have given them [[Superman|X-ray vision]] or some shit. But, even if the gifts of proxyism were unclear the method of becoming one was not: [[Logic|they would have to murder one of their friends from school]].

== The Plan ==
[[File:Slenderman2.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The Slenderman [[OP]]: totally worth killing for]]
The plan to become the proxies of Slenderman was simple:
# Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off and prove that [[Fact|duct tape is the solution to everything]].
# Stab her a bunch of times; creating massive amounts of red food colouring.
# Run and find "[[What|Slenderman's Mansion]]" which is [[probably]] somewhere near Voldemort's Lair just past [[Narnia]] in [[LOTR|Middle Earth]].
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT!]]

== The Stabbing ==
On [[Last Thursday|May 31]], [[2014]] Morgan and Anissa put their genius plan into action. They first halfheartedly tried assaulting Bella in a public park restroom; those ones where closeted [[homos]] sneak off to at night for a [[blowjob]] from a 16-year-old runaway boy. Now, while most people would have run away screaming after an being attacked in a restroom, Bella--in a truly [[Facepalm|Facepalmingly]]-worthy moment of idiocy--decided that despite being accosted in the Toilet of Terror she would continue on with these two burgeoning [[psychopaths]] into the freaking woods of all places to play hide-and-seek. Unfortunately for Bella, the other two girls were, in reality, [[furries]] who quickly changed into their [[fursonas]]--that of homicidal cats--and spoke the following words before attacking her with a knife:

[[File:Morgan and bella.png|thumb|left|200px|Bella (left) and Morgan (right): Taking their cosplay to a whole new level]]
{{quote|Kitty now. Go ballistic. Go crazy|Anissa Weier}}
{{quote|Don’t be afraid, I’m only a little kitty cat.|Morgan Geyser}}

Bella was then stabbed 19 times while crying, "I hate you! I trusted you!" (Interestingly enough, this is what a good deal of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users end up eventually screaming at the site prior to [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]). The two would-be murderers wandered around aimlessly with no real plan (much like players do in [[MineCraft|the game]] where Anissa was first introduced to Slenderman). It was at this point that Morgan revealed the [[Psychic|telepathic conversations]] that she had with Slenderman in which she promised that if they didn't go through with the murder then he could murder their families. Despite believing that they were going to [[Slavery|spend the rest of their lives]] with Slenderman, they were soon picked up by police near the overpass. Why Slenderman hasn't shown up to break them out of the [[Jail|Wisconsin juvenile correctional facility]] where the girls are being held is unknown. Maybe he's still pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in {{yt|u|MarbleHornets|Marble Hornets}}.

== Gallery ==
{{cg|Slenderman Proxies|slendermansproxies|center|<gallery>
File:Morgan loves killing people.jpg|Morgan takes her fursona to a whole new level
File:Morgan anissa slenderman flyer.jpg|Come with us if you want to <s>live</s> die
File:Morgan geyser notebook.jpg|Morgan would have had a bright future at [[DeviantArt]]
File:Morgan slenderman barbie.jpg|Morgan takes a stand against Barbie's body-shaming
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Morgan slenderman.jpg|Memes don't need eyes to watch you
File:Morgan slenderman love.jpg||This comes dangerously close to [[Hentai|tentacle pr0n]]
File:William weier.jpg|Anissa's brother William; insanity runs in the family
File:Anissa weier fedora.jpg|Fedoras are a sign of mental instability
File:Slenderman strange child notebook.jpg|Morgan is a special snowflake
File:Morgan geyser cat.jpg|What [[Hard Candy]] looks like IRL
</gallery>}}

== See Also ==
* [[Slenderman]]
* [[Autism]] - These two girls excuse on what cause this shit.
* [[Darrell Brooks]] - the fucker kill more kill people than the retards

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Creepypasta}}
[[Category:Crime]]
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Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-11-22T10:45:34Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sri Lanka]]n  [[File:Miniflag Sri Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|hatred of [[Brenton Tarrant]] pwning kabab, [[ISIS|Jihad Express]], [[Satan|Christian Hating]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

James Cameron

2024-11-14T12:43:49Z

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[[Image:JamesCameron.png|thumb|The Man, The Myth, The Furry]]
{{quote|Making the highest grossing film of all time once might be called luck, but twice though?|Jim}}

'''James Cameron''' is the creator of the #1 [[furry]] film of all time, [[Avatar]]. Worshipped on [[tv/|/tv/]] as the second coming of [[Jesus]] for beating the [[Jews]] at their own game while simultaneously saving the [[Earth]] in his submarine. He has gained widespread love and hatred across the internet for being the ultimate director and also a whiny environmentalist [[vegan]]. Most of his film have the expensive budget to make film like Terminator 2: Judgment Day ($94–102 million), Titanic ($200 million) and Avatar ($237 million)

==Avatar==

[[Image:avatarposter.jpg‎|thumb|Cameron's [[fail|greatest]] creation]]
Cameron wrote, directed, and produced, [[Avatar]], the highest grossing film of all time that changed cinema forever. Initially hated by 4chan's television and film board it has since become [[hipster|loved]] after gaining wide spread hatred on [[reddit]]. The levels of [[butthurt]] from [[jews|people]] over Avatar becoming the most successful film of all time has reached levels never before seen on the internet.

==Exploration==

Cameron is also famous for his exploration of the [[watersports|ocean]] in his submarine. He uses this to get away from [[humanity]], which as a [[liberal]] he hates. Down there he hopes to find [[Cthulhu]] and set up the future he predicted in the [[Terminator]].

==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]]
*[[Terminator]]
*[[Mel Gibson]]
*[[tv/|/tv/]]
*[[God]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67MRiMT9cnE James Cameron's Song]
*[http://tv-televisionandfilm.wikia.com/wiki/Abatap His most insane fan]
*[http://tv-televisionandfilm.wikia.com/wiki/James_Cameron Even more autism]

{{Memes}}
{{Movies}}
{{Canada}}
[[Category:People|Cameron, James]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:2009]]

Linkin Park

2024-11-14T12:34:46Z

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{{An hero}}
{{Rainbowsmall|CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MY}}
{{Rainbowsmall|FORESKIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIILL}}
{{Rainbowsmall|NOT HEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!}}
{{achtung|HOLY SHIT THEY REPLACED THE SINGER TO WOMAN}}

[[Image:Linkinpark.png|frame|center|"Linkin Park is the Bomb Love" [[colorbar]].<div style="color: #BB0000; text-align: center;">Use this colorbar while you can - it could break at any moment.</div>]]

[[image:imgonnagolistentolinkinpark.jpg|thumb|Linkin Park's [[emos|main source of income]].]]
[[File:Ripcb.jpg|thumb|Never forget.]]
'''[[Texas|Cactus fuckers]]''' also known as '''Linkin Park''' (Often [[Faggot|fagged]] up as Lincoln Park by [[Grammar Nazi]]s) is a [[Shit|shitty]] band that is known for having the most headache-inducing, screaming, [[angst]]-filled lyrics in history. This constant, pointless fake-rage makes them immensely popular with the current generation of [[Goth|depressed]] [[The Law of Conformity|non-conforming]] spoiled [[teenagers]] living in the [[suburbs]] that think their lives are hard. They are known throughout the [[internets]] by being on nearly every [[LiveJournal]] post (under "listening to") and being the soundtrack to '''''EVERY SINGLE''''' [[AMV]] on [[YouTube]]. There is a [[Lie|rumor]] that they were once a decent band, back when they weren't fucking [[Capitalism|capitalist]] pop stars. Instead, they were broke guys who made [[Loser|demo tapes in Shinoda's mom's bedroom]] who called themselves [[Xenu|Xero]]. [[Some argue]] that they are [[Lie|pioneers of rap-metal]] but it is a known fact that [[Oldfag|Rage Against The Machine]] has done it long ago, and Faith No More did it before them with the song "[[Epic]]," proving that Linkin Park are in fact [[newfag|posers]]. Members include a <s>[[skinhead]]</s>, a [[wigger]], a [[Best Korea|gook]] as a DJ, two [[Jews]] and a [[douchebag]]. Well at least they don't have [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double jewish rappers]] like [[Shit|Crazy Town]].

==Lyrical Themes==
[[Image:Lj-cut.gif|thumb|Typical Linkin Park subject matter.]]
[[File:BleeditoutTampon.jpg|200px|thumb|left|More typical Linkin Park merch sold at concerts]]
[[File:Tampon linkinpark.jpg|150px|thumb|right|More typical Linkin Park subject matter]]
Linkin Park specializes in [[angst]]-ridden music concerning such topics as [[depression]],[[circumcision|ants crawling up one's foreskin]], [[self injury]], [[Sob Story|being grounded by dad]], [[Mitchell Henderson|loss of one's iPod]] (thus leading them to become [[an hero]]), being one step closer to [[Suicide|the edge]], getting [[rape]]d [[in the ass]] [[incest|by daddy]], being about to [[batshit insane|break]] and [[shit nobody cares about|the individual's suffering in an uncaring society of cruelty and ridicule]]. Every single word in every single Linkin Park song is a metaphor for either cocks or cock sucking. The average Linkin Park song contains the words "myself", "[[pain]]" and "[[lie]](s)" [[over 9000]] times. In their newest album, they tried to prove that they have 'grown up' by providing shallow mockery of political themes. As usual fanbois dig it and proclaimed "THIS STUFF IS SO DEEP LOLX". Currently their music is used to aurally torture prisoners in Guantanamo.

CRAWWWWWLING IN MY SKINZZZZZZ. THIS ORRRRANGE WILL NOT PEEEEEEEEL!
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<center><b>[http://lptampons.ytmnd.com/ TL;DR? Only listen to Linkin Park with tampons firm in hand, because they are crying bloody pussies]</b></center>

==Musical Attributes==
[[Image:Sandwich-emo.jpg|thumb|Linkin Park [[fanart]].]]
[[File:Ripcb2.jpg|thumb|Never forget.]]
Linkin Park basically decided to be [[trolling IRL|trolls IRL]] by crossing the two most abysmally horrid types of music ever conceived: [[pop]] and [[hip hop]]. Their painfully formulaic music generally consists of a simple synth melody (sometimes being spiced up with a flute or something [[OMG]]), which then launches into one of the three sets of grungy, heavily-distorted powerchord or drop-D chord progressions that they use for every song which basically repeats throughout, accompanied by the poppin' fresh [[rap]] of [[wigger|Mike Shinoda]] and the wistfully dulcet [[13 year old boy|prepubescent]]/ever-so-tormented screaming vocals of [[faggot|Chester Bennington]]. Mike Shinoda's robotic voice mercilessly spits verses of [[haiku]] as a pitiful excuse for lyrics. Also, their drummer is a Jew, and thoroughly enjoys [[Lemon Party]]. The guitarist WHO WEARS HEADPHONES EVERY FUCKING TIME is also a Jew, and had the bad luck of getting happily married before he became famous, therefore missing out on all the 16-year-old pussy the rest of the band regularly taps. If you don't believe that they are emo, listen to [http://www.mediafire.com/file/yzwtdlynate/04-Bleed%20It%20Out.mp3 "Bleed It Out"], though be warned. After listening to it, you'd wish you had a time machine so that you could go back in time and kill yourself before listening to "Bleed It Out" and consequently becoming emo.

[[Image:Notemo2.jpg|thumb|Linkin Park is not [[emo]].]]

(Warning: This song was written about tampons)

<blockquote>[[Forced meme|I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY]]</blockquote>

In [[2002]] they released an OMG SO ATMOSPHERIC [[Rap|remix]] album [[retard|"Reanimation"]]. In this album, everyone in Linkin Park became niggers and [[OVER 9000]] guest rappers and mixers were called in to fag up their entire first album, which turned it from a train wreck into an air crash. Akin to polishing a [[Shit|turd]]. The song titles were also obviously re-written by a [[13-year-old]] which truly showed who's really behind the creative energy of the band. Among the exhibits of [[Leet|graet speln skillz]] were PTS.OF.ATHRTY, KRWLNG, RN>AWY, p5HING_ME_A//Y, [[OMG]]WTFBBQ and the smash hit [[KTHXBAI]].

Linkin park has this super bonus special move:
they use one line repetitively in place of five separate ones.
Scientists believe that the average Linkin Park song contains roughly seven
words and that the average album has almost fifteen! Isn't math wonderful?

==How to make a Linkin Park song==

[[Last Thursday|One fine day]] on [[DeviantArt]], some guy named [[Pretty Cool Guy|LordOfStamps]] made an informative and well-written [[lulz|essay]] about the LP songwriting process:

# The song should be about "pain" because that's what 85% of Linkin Park songs are about.
# The lyrics should be written on the level of 13 year old emo girl poetry.
# The song should follow the "quiet electronica part-loud guitar part" cliche that Linkin Park overuses.
# Have an interesting electronic part at the beginning........which will then be runied by a cliched power chord riff that any idiot can play.
# Ruin the song even more by allowing Chester Bennington to screech with his obnoxious,prepubescent,six-year-old-boy voice.
# Allow Mike Shinoda to show off his lack of rapping skils. After all he is incapable of rapping on more than one note.
# Bassist? Who cares? You can't hear him.
# The drummer won't be doing anything interesting. Don't worry about him.
# Reuse the exact same simple guitar riff on future songs.
# ????
# PROFIT!

==WTF==
Many people have wondered what the screaming is all about. Many Linkin Park fans were then butthurt over the following video (which incidentally wins on virtually every level, parodying the emotards without descending into unfunny ranting):
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A [[fanboi]]'s reaction to the video:

{{quote|[[13 year old boy|lp is my favorite band okay and when i see this i just want to kome kick the shit out of you. Yer just saying you like LP becuz you don't want people to get mad. No true fan would do this shit. linkin park is the best band ever too bad you're 2 gay 2 realize that but shut the fuck up you're a fag if you diss lp plane and simple you deserve to go def because abvouslee you have no idea what good music is and i;ll b over ere with the smart people listening to lp. LP FORVER!!]]|[http://www.youtube.com/user/1PalPark a bawwing fanboy], abvouslee}}

Note how this rimjob enthusiast cleverly employs [[retard|interesting spelling variations]] of certain words in the hopes of his [[Dying_alone|poor grammatical existence]] seeming intentional.

{{quote|2:40 just takes the piss, linkin park's CD dont belong in the "bargin bin" they belong in the "WORLD'S BEST BAND". . . shop and 1:33 is true though i'm 13 but i got into LP at about 10|[http://www.youtube.com/user/26EMOARTLINKINPARK97 butthurt fanboy] , Starting to listen to LP when you are 10 years old is [[gay|cool]] }}

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Note how Chester dryhumps his mic stand all throughout the video. He has a mic fetish.

==Minutes to Midnight Pre-Release==
Before their new album "Minutes to Midnight" could be released, the whole album was leaked, and [[over 9000]] teenagers [[An Hero|committed suicide]], because of the intensive whining from Chester Bennington and the band's decision to throw a few [[Fuck|f-bombs]] on the album to [[lie|"be cool"]]. Turns out, the leaked album was from a [[England|Eurofag]] rap metal group, Tribal Ink. Compared to the faggy and watered-down songs of MTM, Tribal Ink was actually [[True|better]] than that of Linkin Park's.

The band told everyone on the [[internet]]z that this album was going to be their movement towards "[[Tool|progressive rock]]". While this album was different because of their new producer Rick (((((((((((((((Rubin))))))))))))))) ([[moar]] like Dick Jewbin, [[amirite]]?), he used his money making formula to make Linkin Park as [[emo]] as they were originally, by simply not letting Shinoda do his [[hip-hop]] thing because Rick thought he was still involved with Fort Minor. The lead single from the album, [[rape|"What I've Done"]] was used for the ending of the Transformers movie, thus [[FGSFDS|ruining the entire movie]]. This of course then made it the default song for all Transformers [[Youtube|Jewtube]] tributes.

== Hands Held High ==
"An asinine anti-Bush diatribe on which multi-millionaire Mike Shinoda seethes that folk can’t afford gas no more."

This was the song description according to Dan, a music critic, that gave a low score to the new album. Some faggot couldn't stand this and immediately made a response:

{{quote|WTF!!!! f*** u DAN
u dont even seem like knowing what ur talkin about, or plz make sure u heard the right album!!! it shows that u hate linkin park, but u shouldn't let ur feelings blind the common sense witch is missing in ur review for SURE!!! Critics should be ashamed u being one of them, if u donâ€™t like the album u must at least have some decency or even some taste in music not to attack them that way,

linkin park:
great band
great album
5 stars
lp for life..

dan silver:
â€œa bad critic who should be fired for speaking non sense|typical 12-year-old fan}}

==A Thousand Suns==

Late 2010, Linkin Park released a new album titled [[Whore|"A Thousand Suns"]] [[Shit Nobody Cares About|or just "Thousand Suns"]]. To half of LP fags, it gave them butthurt due to the large amount of swearing and assness of each track. Half the album is 30 second to 1 minute tracks and almost all of them are daisy chained together sounding like one fucking track. To the other half, they remained the cock sucking zombies they are, ate the shit, and smiled. But hey, [[Wigger|the rapping is back]]. In track "Blackout" Chester channels his inner [[Ke$ha]] and raps like he's on gunpoint. Shinoda's no better, as he channels [[T-Pain]] and robotically mutters random words from an [[Ayn Rand]] book and saying NOOOOOO at the end of each verse

While LP used to be called their own genre, this album sounds like EVERY genre. Electronic, reggae, rock, rap, [[Azn|Balinese]], porno soundtrack, and more. You know it's bad when you watch a long time LP fan listen to one track and pop the disc out, then proceed to [[Gay|piss]], [[Shit|shit]], and [[Delicious|vomit]] on it.

The album cover looks something like what would happen if you took [[Goatse|Goatse]] and applied [[Lens Flare|Lens Flare]] to it.

Linkin Park's "A Thousand Suns" = [[Insane Clown Posse]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]].

{{quote|AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh when they come for me, I'll be gone|Next hit of 2011}}

==Linkin Park Underground 8==
[[Image:LinkinPark8.jpg|thumb|right|Unsurprisingly, Linkin Park's most controversial album.]]
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In late 2008 the band had become indignant over growing outcry from their [[weeaboos|exclusive fanclub]] that people were [[Bernie Madoff|paying $40 a year to get an exclusive]] CD that contained live versions of the same 8 songs for about six years, a plan was hatched, and so '''Linkin Park Underground 8: [[Homosexual|MMM...COOKIES - Sweet Hamster Like Jewels From America!]]''' was released; filled with songs such as'' Bubbles'' and ''PB N' Jellyfish''.

While the album itself was as [[unfunny|funny]] as expected, the real fun came in inciting their [[asspie|emotional fanbase]]. Emos and weeaboos cried greasy tears of indignation across the internet, enraged that their beloved band had [[John Solomon#The Broken Mirror|played them fine]]. With that, Linkin Park joined the ranks of many other bands that have [[Trent Reznor|trolled their fans due to their own butthurt]], making it the first time in years that they had done anything remotely entertaining.

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And then in one of the most pathetic examples of [[Troll's Remorse]] in years, Mike Shinoda pussed out and apologized for the album about 2 hours later on his blog.

{{quote|I’m going to post something on my blog as soon as I can wrap my head around the stuff going on regarding the new LPU CD “MMM…Cookies.” This new LPU CD was intended to be something fun that we could all enjoy: a lighter CD of music, meant to be silly.

Although some people think the CD is great (I think it’s hilarious), I have read some comments on the LPUMB that said they felt like we were “slapping the fans in the face” with this CD. For any of you who think we “did this as a fuck you to the fans,” I can wholeheartedly assure you that there is absolutely no scenario where that would ever be the case. In our minds, you would laugh with us about this CD in the same way that you laugh with the funniest moments of LPTV or the “Frat Party” DVD. Some of you responded this way to the CD, and some did not.

I’ll address it later. But for now, I want to assure you that our only intention with the LPU CD, as with all our fan club endeavors, is to create a fan club that you can enjoy and is worth your time. If anyone was let down by the CD, I sincerely apologize.|Mike Shinoda, selling out as usual.}}

They then turned around and made another shitty Transformers themesong.

In their latest round of faggotry, they have licensed some of their shit to [[Medal of Honor]]. Its meant to boost morale of American gunfodder. For an additional 9 grand, they would also license their shit to the Taliban but poor Taliban no Amrican dollor no afford.

== Linkin Park 8-Bit Rebellion ==
The band released an iPhone game called 8-Bit Rebellion. This is actually the new album for 2010.

{{quote|Its pretty cool. You play as the band members and shoot enemies. If you beat the game, you unlock a new song! Its pretty cool! Not selling out. Now go and buy it!|Mike Shinoda}}

{{quote|woohooo! I always wanted to play as my favorite band lip syncing to their music live! Is there a cock sucking mini-game? This is a dream come true!|A true Linkin Park fan}}

==Linkin Park Fans==
[[you|Linkin Park fans]] are of course the faggiest among [[faggotry]]. They are often just 13 year old boys or [[emo]] girls who live in the suburbs [[BAWWWWW|complaining]] about how their [[Shit nobody cares about|parents treat them unfairly and their life is horrible]]. And of course we all know having a horrible life ONLY MEANS that you have parents that don't constantly give you everything you want and makes you do homework? Each one of them plays the "my opinion card."


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{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;|no there not just go back to ur video games and ceep wishing ull ever get a girl friend|A faggy [[13 year old boy]]| LP is not just for emo people. Yes, i agree with what was posted under this header, but I listen to them because, well, I like the style. The words dont speak to me or some crazy emo thing like that, its just a song.|A [[Linkin Park]] fan|[[Fuck|F]][[You|U]]!!!!!!!!!!|A typical [[fantard]]|linkin park forever!!chester and mike and group are the fokind craks!!|They're the [[wut|fokind craks]]!! |color=#ffffff}}
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== Yeah I'm your fuckin' daddy now! ==
Chester Bennington was raised by a single father who was tricked some [[slut]] in to raising her [[you|whore baby]]. His father left his [[whore]] mom at the age of 10 because he wasn't gonna be cucked by some dumb slut... Then [[cuck| raised her bastard slut baby anyways!]] [https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/chester_bennington_opens_up_about_sexual_abuse_and_alcoholic_past.html On top of being an unwanted bastard, Chester Bennington was also diddled as a kid] (which is the only time in his life someone was willing to engage in sex with him without money). [[4chan]] decided that it was unfair that Chester never know who his daddy was or have any videos to remember, so they decided e-slueth to find Chester's father and put together a compilation of the happy times that they spent together.

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|<youtube>0ZVuvOW4cMU</youtube> Chester and his Biological father in happier times!
|<youtube>XBwUzM5lO_I</youtube> YEAH I'M YOU'RE FUCKIN' DADDY NOW!
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Some would argue, "this is litterally just some made up shit to troll friends, family, and fans who are mourning. To say that this is real is to spit in the memory of Chester", however you can just call whoever argues that in response a [[jew|shill faggot]] then accuse them of being a pedo and covering up the truth.

== An Hero ==
[[File:Chesterwife3.png|200px|thumb|right|Chester creates a net positive impact for his family]]
[[File:Chesterwife1.png|200px|thumb|left|Proof she wasn't hacked, also was tweeted before the news broke]]
[[File:Chesterwife2.png|200px|thumb|left|He $pent so much, and got so hard, but in the end, his penis didn't matter]]

On 20 July 2017 it was announced that front man Chester Bennington actually listened to a Linkin Park album and realizing what a sissy, [[emo]] voice he had and how big of a loser he really was, he became an hero by hanging himself.<br>
It will probably be announced later, to avoid the emo stigma of suicide that Chester the molester was just trying to get a nut [[David Carradine]] style and accidently hanged himself while dressed up in his mother's bra and panties because it has been eons since he had any relevance and most of his original fans having already killed themselves, there were no more late teenagers who would be impressed enough to give up the ass for an autograph or who wouldn't just stand there and laugh in the face of a [[Hipster|45 year old man wearing a concert tee, leather jacket and sporting stretched ear lobes]] using the line, [[loser|I used to be famous]].<br>
Not surprisingly, the world still moves on.
It's not like he was [[Gay|David Bowie]]. Now there's someone who is missed.
<center>[[File:Chesterwife4.png]]</center>
<center><big><u><b>WELL, SHE'S NOT WRONG...</b></u></big></center>

==NEW ALBUM WTF==
On February 9, [[2023]], Linkin Park Live on their [[Twitter]] account announces that they will release a new fucking album to celebrate the 20th year anniversary of a shitty album named Meteora, as if losing Chester Bennington wasn't enough. [https://twitter.com/LPLive/status/1623652062994092034 A fucking tweet can be found here if you don't believe us].

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==See Also==

* [[Music]]
* [[Nu metal]]
* [[Metal]]
* [[Rap]]
* [[AMV]]
* [[Wigger]]
* [[Bully]]
* [[Neutral Milk Hotel|A Good Band]]

== External Links ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1PCW0C1aiM Linkin Park blatantly rip-off U2 with the third single from Minutes To Midnight, ''Shadow of the Day'']

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[[Category: Music]]

San Bernardino Shooting

2024-11-09T23:45:03Z

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{{spoiler|WHO INVITED THE MUSLIM TO THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY??}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Syed Farook & Tashfeen Malik'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 14, 1987 (Syed)<br>July 13, 1986 (Tashfeen)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 2, 2015 (aged 28 and 29)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistan|Sandniggers]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 14, injured 17}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Car chase gunfight}}
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'''The San Bernardino Shooting''' occurred on December 2, [[2015]] where 14 [[Americunt]]s were [[pwn|killed]] and an additional 17 were wounded by a [[ISIS|happily married couple]] at the second-most autistic place in California next to Comic-Con: a retard development center. Early reports state that the couple were raving about [[Chris-chan|blue arms]], some type of [[Allahu akbar|snackbar]], and [[Sanic|going fast]]. The couple were so fast in fact that they managed to get away unscathed in their SUV with [[Grand Theft Auto|4 wanted stars]]. SWAT vans executed them after an extended gun fight which involved pipebombs being thrown out of a moving vehicle. Highly credible news agencies like ''ThinkProgress'' were quick to point out that the police were looking for white suspects so that snarky liberals can continue promoting their {{Hashtag|MentalIllness}} hashtag while they eat gluten free organic vegetable chips. Thankfully this did the victims a favor, as it was the quickest way out of their desert shithole, without the dishonor of [[an hero|an hero]].

This was the [[Fact|second mass shooting in America that day]], overshadowing the four dead people in [[Georgia]], just like [[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]] made everyone forget Farrah Fawcett [[Truth|died of ass cancer]].

After the FBI confirmed this was a terror shooting instead of Americunts' daily mass shooting, President [[Obama]] spoke from the Oval Office for the third time as president. It was [[High Score|the biggest]] [[Arab|terrorist]] attack in America since [[9/11]], if you ignore all the other violent massacres unrelated to religion.

== Married Couple ==
[[File:Syed farook license.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Syed's driver license is reminiscent of some [[9/11|other photos we've seen]].]]
[[File:Farook brains.jpg|thumb|He had a lot on his mind. Then he didn't.]]
[[File:Tashfeen malik.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Tashfeen Malik, [[Yes|Was dying preferable to sex with this?]]]]
[[File:Syed and Tashfeen.jpg|thumb|left|le jihad face]]
[[File:Jihad recruitment.png|thumb|For life, love, and killing infidels.]]
Syed Rizwan Farook was a [[Paki]] born in [[Chicago]], the murder capital of America, where [[Truth|murder is a holiday custom]]. In 2009 Farook graduated from [[California]] State University in San Bernardino with a degree in environmental health (read: biowarfare). But Farook was missing something in his life, and took to [[Muslim Dating Sites]] to find the Bonnie to his Clyde. Reports indicate that Syed met his lovely hijabi on an [[ISIS]] related [[camwhore]] site early [[last Thursday|last year]]. After numerous steamy sessions discussing IED fuse insertion and firing loads, the couple fell in terrorist love with each other based on their mutual interest of killing infidels. Malik was born in [[Pakistan]], and recently lived in Saudi Arabia, where she probably made a pilgrimage to [[Srsly|"throw stones at the devil"]] and avoid being trampled to death during the Hajj. Farook went to Saudi Arabia in 2013 for the Hajj, since traveling to Mecca at least once in life is one of the [[Insane|Five Pillars of Islam]] (which if not for [[airplane|the Wright brothers]], would limit [[sandnigger]]s to the Arabian Peninsula).

Farook told his coworkers he was going to Saudi Arabia to meet his Internet bride. In July 2014, Farook spent over a week there. Then Farook brought Malik into the [[Amerikkka|US]] on a K-1 visa, which lets terrorists come to America with a Pakistani passport if they want to marry a US citizen. The visa said the terrorist couple had 90 days to get married. In September 2014, Farook applied for a permanent resident green card for Malik, but they had to prove their marriage was legit first. The two had a child whom they named Alhabibi which is an Arabic term for "[[9/11|airplane bomb]]." Malik was given a conditional green card in July 2015.

Tashfeen Malik (King) is a nom de guerre for a Muslim Jihadist from the annals of Muslim history. It is not a proper name for a woman. She was vetted to enter the US in spite of the fact that she was using an obvious pseudonym. Malik passed criminal background checks and national security background checks by the FBI and DHS, demonstrating that background checks are worth fuck all.

Farook lived in his college town and worked as a food inspector for the San Bernardino County Department of Public Health for five years, trying to find out which [[Beaner|Chipotle]] was giving everyone catastrophic diarrhea (hint: it was all of them). But Chipotle carried pulled pork, which filled Farook with [[Redundant|Islamic Rage]] at such infidelity. Farook angrily shit in their carnitas, causing an E. Coli outbreak, which made Chipotle stop serving shit-filled carnitas in many states. Farook wondered: what better way to sicken filthy American dogs than as a food inspector? At work, sometimes coworkers made fun of Farook's [[neckbeard]], mistakenly thinking Muslims have a sense of humor.

== Party time ==
[[File:Bacon_-_Art_-_Bowls.jpg|thumb|right|The bacon bowls at the party didn't go over so well.]]
[[File:Bacon_-_Art_-_Mug_Filled_With_Cheese.jpg|thumb|right|Neither did the bacon mugs.]]
[[File:Dead san bernadino terrorist.jpg|thumb|Wasted.]]
Syed and his dear wife Tashfeen spent many nights in their garage building over a dozen large noisemakers and they bought over 6,000 small ones for the annual office [[Christmas]] party, which celebrates the birth of our Lord and Savior [[Jesus Christ]]. A few days before the party, Farook rented a [[edgy|black]] all-American Ford Expedition SUV. The couple [[delete fucking everything|removed the hard drive from their computer and smashed their new cell phones]]. Sick of their 6-month-old baby crying all day, the loving couple left the baby with Farook's mom, who lived with them. Grandma Farook spent the day knitting a very special [[terrorist|vest]] for the holidays for baby Farook.

Before entering the Christmas party, Farook's nostrils were stung by the obscene smell of burnt [[pig]] flesh. Entering the room, Farook was filled with horror, as the tables in the room were filled with Little Smokies and Pigs in a Blanket and [[Bacon]] Wrapped Water Chestnuts as far as the eye could see. A coworker told Farook "Merry Christmas!" and another coworker remarked at how lovely the Christmas tree looked. Another coworker asked if [[Santa]] was coming to Farook's house this year. Farook was filled with rage at such insolence. At least one [[Jew]] and at least one [[homosexual]] were in the building. All the employees were about to have a group photo and Farook furiously left, leaving his jacket behind. "This party is so dead", he thought. He contacted his dear wife Tashfeen and said it was time to bring the noisemakers to the party. Syed and Tashfeen changed into traditional Muslim clothing and returned to the party to liven up the place.

== Motive ==
The motive for the shooting is [[Obvious|unknown]]. Farook was a devout [[Muslim]], who liked reading [[Quran|religious books]], hanging out in the backyard "doing [[jihad|target pratice]] with [[pedo|younger sister and friends]]", regularly worked in his garage, and spent his free time at mosques and memorizing the Quran. [[It is a mystery]]. Farook would know by heart the following verse for example:

{{quote|[[Allah|He]] it is who has sent [[Mohammad|His Messenger]] with guidance and the [[bullshit|religion of truth]] to make it victorious over all religions even though the infidels may resist.|Quran 61:9}}

However, since Amerifat experiences mass shootings on a daily basis, and since the shooter was a [[Postal 2|government employee]], many people were left wondering "Is this one of those regular mass murders in America or is this one of them thar turrrist mass murders? I need to know before I shit my pants." Viewers of Homeland knew what had happened, as the attackers ripped off every plot from the show. Yadda yadda sleeper cell, blah blah assimilate, blah blah activate.

Farook was also not an [[Elliot Rodger|angry virgin]], unless the baby was not his, but then he wouldn't have brought his wife along. It's almost as if she really wanted to come to America for revenge or something. Like a good [[feminist]], she left her baby up for adoption, and that kid [[sarcasm|will be just fine]], like all [[Laquan McDonald|adopted]] children. Farook joined the legions of other shitskins who have abandoned their kids. Police were also looking for a third suspect, a baby strapped to a bomb.

Days before the shooting, a [[Jew]] and Farook had a heated argument at work about politics and religion. In a huge [[No|coincidence]], the Jew who had ranted about ISIS to his polite Muslim coworker was killed in the attack. It was later revealed that Farook's wife pledged allegiance to [[ISIS]] on [[Facebook]], but ginger Jew [[Mark Zuckerberg]] was on [[gay|"paternity leave"]] so he didn't notice. ISIS later said, "Sure, we'll take credit for that." Years ago Farook had been in contact with five people fingered as possible terrorists by the FBI, proving that the [[TSA]] is really just about groping people and making everyone mad.

Since the honeymooners kind of fumbled their whole messaging, the media will come to their rescue to adequately [[terrorist|terrorize]] the public. However, their message was clear: for the good of humanity, [[Batman|orphans]] like Baby Farook need to be killed and not adopted.

== The Jewish Connection ==
[[File:JewTroll.jpg|thumb|right|Thalasinos on Facebook]]
[[File:Religionofpeace.jpg|right|thumb|Seriously, fuck [[OJ|juice]].]]
In 2013, the mass murderer Farook went to Mecca like [[stupid|a good Muslim]]. Also in 2013, coworker Nicholas "Michael" Thalasinos{{jew}} became a [[stupid|"born again"]] [[WAT|Messianic Jew]], devoting himself to our Lord and Savior [[Jesus Christ]], and became a Zionist. '''PROTIP''': A Messianic Jew is a Jew who believes Jesus is the Messiah so they can celebrate Christmas religiously, instead of materialistically like a Jew. Thalasinos filled his [[Facebook]]{{jew}} page with anti-Islamic rants, talk of "turbanheads", anti-jihadi content, and support for [[Israel]], all under his real name because Facebook is retarded and sees no reason why [[Anonymous|anonymity]] is ever useful. Thalasinos loved arguing with Muslims. Do you see where this is going? A dozen years after [[9/11]] he posted "You can stick your Million Muslim March up your [[ass]]es." Thalasinos would wear a tie clip with the Star of David{{jew}} so he could easily be identified at a crowded Christmas party. Thalasinos liked talking about politics and religion at work because [[jihad|what's the worst that could happen]] amirite?

Two weeks before the Christmas party massacre, Farook and Thalasinos got into an argument at work about religion, since the two men were going to singlehandedly [[sarcasm|solve all the problems]] in the Middle East. Syed said [[True|Israel doesn't belong in the Middle East]]. Thanks a lot, [[Hitler|Germany]]. Syed said Americans don't understand Muslims and their violent allergies to jokes. Thalasinos said [[True|Islam is a violent religion]]. Thalasinos said [[True|Islam is not a religion of peace]], but Farook disagreed. Well Farook sure showed him didn't he? Thalasinos said he didn't know how to talk to Farook, and didn't know how to get through to him. For some reason, the stupid Jew thought he could deconvert a stupid Muslim. The Jew thought Islam is a violent religion, [[retard|then figured Farook could be reasoned with]].

The night before the massacre, Thalasinos argued on Facebook with a [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] called "Med Ali Zarouk" who made an "anti-Semitic rant" and threatened to kill him, saying "you will die and never see israel as country believe me never." Thalasinos posted "My new hobby appears to be BLOCKING PAGAN ANTISEMITIC TROGLODYTES so I’m just passing this along to warn others." Hours before being shot to death along with over a dozen other people he worked with, Thalasinos wrote on Facebook that he got a threatening message related to Israel. The Jewish asshole probably didn't even bother to tell anyone at the Christmas party that he got death threats from Muslims the night before. Reportedly, Farook got into an argument with someone at the party before he left in anger. I wonder who.

Naturally, the Jew's wife considers the Jew a martyr. Like Jesus on the cross really. It's unclear if she thinks the 13 other corpses were worth it so her retard husband could argue with Muslims in person and online under his real fucking name.

The wife of Thalasinos thinks Farook could have been radicalized behind-the-scenes. The media has suggested that Malik radicalized Farook with her pussy. Officials did not wonder if Malik and Farook were perhaps radicalized by '''actually reading the Quran''', the holiest scriptures of Islam. However, Thalasinos appears to have been radicalized by [[Rush Limbaugh]]. On Facebook under "Education" he put "Studied Conservatism at Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies." Thanks a lot, Rush Limbaugh. Thalasinos was also a [[Irony|big supporter of the right to bear arms]].

Another person killed in the massacre was [[Redundant|homosexual Jew]] Larry Kaufman, who worked at a coffee shop. He wore earrings in each ear that were [[faggotry|rainbow bars]] for [[gay]] pride.

Who will win the [[victim complex|Victim Olympics]] here? Republicans, gays, or Jews?

== Aftermath ==
In the end, Syed watched as his lovely wife was cucked by 72 virgins. There are rumors that the shooters filmed the entire massacre on GoPro cams mounted to their rifles, however the film's fate will likely reach [[Eric Harris|basement tape]] status as police deny their existence. Politicians wasted no time in using another tragedy to push their political agenda, with front-runner [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] insisting that more gun regulations will prevent people from using guns. In San Bernardino it was business as usual, which for the most part is entirely [[cholo|cholos]] looking hard and standing next to low-riders.

[[Pussy|Democrats]] will yell for [[gun control]]. [[Fat|Republicans]] will rant against immigrants and say this is just another part of the War on Christmas. Fatass Chris Christie called for more surveillance, completely unaware of the [[Patriot Act]], or the [[NSA]], or [[Edward Snowden]], as if [[TSA]] naked body scanners or all the surveillance since [[9/11]] did anything to prevent this (or any of the 350+ mass shootings so far in 2015). Savagery in Murica will continue, since victims of gunshot wounds have never thought about suing bullet manufacturers because they are dead. It's also hard to argue that a bullet that kills things is a "defective product" since it was made to do that.

After the shooting, [[Donald Trump|The Donald]] said all Moslems should be banned from entering the US. [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] called that "[[Liberalism|prejudiced]]." The Council on American-Islamic Relations said it was unconstitutional and [[Why do you hate America?|unAmerican]], apparently ignorant of US internment camps for [[Japanese|Japs]] during [[WWII]]. Trump was criticized by both Democrats and Republicans, but he said "[[Haters Make Me Famous|I. Don't. Care]]." and compared himself to FDR.

The bloody massacre was great for sellers of guns and ammo. [[Fact|Business was booming]]. Due to a positive feedback loop, more gun sales lead to more shootings lead to more gun sales.

{{quote|You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival.|some movie}}

== Quotes ==

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|religios but modern family of 4, 2girls 2boys I work for county as health,safety and envorimental inspector. Enjoy working on vintage and modern cars, read religios books, enjoy eating out sometimes travel and just hang out in back yard doing target pratice with younger sister and friends.

|Syed's dating profile bringing his younger sisters under investigation

|I’ll tell you what it also means standing up to the gun lobby. It is time for us to say we are going to have comprehensive background checks, we are going to close the gun show loopholes. We are going to close the online gun loophole, we are going to close the Charleston loophole, and the immunity for the gun makers and sellers.

|[[Hillary Clinton]] disregarding Syed's spotless criminal background

|Mass shootings are becoming an almost-everyday occurrence in this country. This sickening and senseless gun violence must stop.

|[[Bernie Sanders]]' gets a soundbite

|American blood is the sweetest and we will taste it soon.
|Some sandnigger leaving a Paris Eagles of Death Metal concert.

|i like live here in san berdoo and i hate it it sucks balls. we have store and like some other stuff but its all stupid people here and that sucks. everbody i know is all like screw this i need to get out of san bernadino and im like yeh dude it sucks here lets go and then its like theyleave and never talkj to me anymore becuz they want to 4get being here that bad it just sucks. i need more words i hate when they want more words it so stupi cuz i already said how much it sucks here
|Yeah, Berdoo really [http://back2attaks.livejournal.com/6035.html sucks balls].

|Beware! Beware! Do not ever be neglectful of orphans. I warn you again, never leave an orphan hungry and unprotected.
|Imam Hasan. Apparently jihadis get around this by leaving their lil boomers with mom.

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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|14|24 injured|15|45% killrate, not bad|18|ISIS honeymoon, GTA Online IRL|17|People are getting numb to this|18|Islam 1 2 3|82|B-|Praise be to Allah}}

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== Gallery ==

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== See Also ==
* [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A lone muslim man killed 50 fags. San Bern on Steroids.
* [[ISIS]]
* [[Pakis]]
* [[Muslim Dating Sites]]
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - tfw no jihadi gf
* [[Nasim Aghdam]] - [[Win|first mass shooting featured female shooter since San Bernardino]]

== External Links ==
* {{archive|kb2KJ|Shooter's Dating Profile}}
* {{archive|9QZnt|News article}} - 12 killed in terrorist attack
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348328/The-baby-faced-nerd-bought-assault-style-weapons-childhood-best-friend-Syed-Farook-checked-mental-hospital-hours-office-party-massacre.html Nerd buys guns for the San Bernadino terrorists,checks himself into a mental hospital the day of the shooting]

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Barcelona Death Van 2017

2024-11-09T23:19:38Z

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[[File:DrissOukabir.jpg|thumb|250px|Driss Oukabir, a rare [[Muslim]] [[Guido]].]]

'''Barcelona Death Van 2017''' was a [[Exploding Van|motor-vehicle]] and [[Gun|firearm]] exhibition that was held in Barcelona, [[Spain]], on August 17th, [[2017]]. The event was organized by a group of [[Terrorists|peaceful Muslims]] who were inspired by the previous week's ''[[James Alex Fields|Roadkill Nights Powered by Dodge]]'' event in Charlottesville, Virginia.

It's basically the daily, normal thing in Europe.
# ISIS claims credit.
# Officials say the attack has nothing to do with Islam.
# The government proposes laws to ban cars.
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===1st bloods===
1 day after the [[muslim|mudslimes]] bombed his house, they bombed an abandoned house again to make lulz.
The terrorists, at around 5:00 p.m., ran over a large handful of [[Retard|liberal independentists]] in a zig zag, leaving 13 people crushed by wheels and a hundred injured. The driver, Moussa Oukabir, only 17 years old, who was manipulated by his friend, Younes Abouyaaqoub. While Moussa was fucked up, Youness hid in the scared crowd running like a faggot. Later, that number increased to [[Epic win|15]], after 2 fags went to hell because [[Retard|they broke the police line]] with his car. Then, police said that the driver of the car, was a guy that got killed by Youness, the ringleader of the terrorist cell.
===2nd kills===
The day after the lulz, 5 remaining terrorists had stolen another car and began [[high score|high scoring]] on Carmageddon with it, injuring 5 NPCs and a police officer who was there on suspicion for the attack the previous day. The police, who were there, shot down 4 of the 5 mudslimes, who had no escape. The last one, began stabbing people only [[Fail|injuring a faggot]] who was there as an NPC. A helicopter shot him down [[GTA]] style after locating him. The dead mudslimes; Moussa Oukabir, Said Aallaa, Mohamed Hychami, Houssaine Abouyaaqoub, Omar Hycham, had put on a fake bomb belt to troll the pro-independence agents.
===End of the Lulz===
The ringleader of the cell, Youness, hid near a gas station where the [[gays|gangs]] bought cheap drugs and waited there. 3 days after hiding there, a woman located him and called the police. Youness was confronted in an area of vineyards and [[Nobody cares|sclerophyllous]] trees, where he pretended to activate his [[True|fake bomb belt made of cardboard from the Chinese bazaar near him]]. The agents shot him several times in the chest, surprisingly killing him instantly.

==Venue==

La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the [https://www.barcelona-tourist-guide.com/en/general/safety/barcelona-safety.html biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain.] 2017's carnage was therefore only to be expected. [[Some argue|Criminologists suggest]] that the Spanish police's slowness to apprehend the driver of the death van was a result of them hoping he would come back and do it again, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist.
==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|17||8|Ramming attacks are better with trucks|15|Nice Truck Attack:The Sequel|13|All EU was shcocked and western EU was absolutly fagged|15|Killing independentists is the best way to get into the high scores|68|C|[[File:Anders Behring LOL.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Anders]] telling the [[True|obvious truth]].]]}}

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== Roadkill Nights Powered by Jihad ==
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File:BarcelonaTrolling.jpg|The candy van:Arabic version
File:MakeBarcelonaGreatAgain.jpg|How [[CNN|Western media]] depicted Driss Oukabir.
File:BarcelonaOldGuy.jpg|[[Bernie Sanders]] lays on the street and sucks his wife's [[tits]].
File:BarcelonaKidsKlub.jpg|KIDS DIE FREE! THIS THURSDAY ONLY!
File:MudslimeTerrorCount.jpg
File:LiberalsReactToIslamicTerror.jpg|[[Liberals]] dealing with Islamic Terror.

</gallery>|<gallery>

</gallery>}}
</center>
<br>
== See Also ==
* [[Alek Minassian]] - a virgin version of Barcelona but he doesn't have knife to stab
* [[James Alex Fields]]
* [[Exploding Van]]
* [[Guido]]
* [[Mudslime]]
* [[Spain]]
* [[Nice Truck Attack 2016]]

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Islam}}
[[Category:Crime]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]

Talk:Panya Khamrab

2024-11-08T22:29:30Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* FACEBOOK MEME */ new section

==Finally!!!==
Finally we have the page, my thanks to all of you guys. I will help you guys. [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|linkSpain]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]] ([[User Talk:ForcedMeme|Talk]]) [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|linkSpain]]

== FACEBOOK MEME ==

i remember a meme in facebook after the shooting. it featured his funeral cremated and god don't allow him to go to heaven

Jakrapanth Thomma

2024-11-06T05:04:45Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{corner|L|[[Image:JakraDuckFace.png|175px]]}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{fed}}

{{Quote|'''Sigh… I’m tired, I can’t pull my finger back anymore.'''|Jakrapanth speaking to his Facebook audience during [[mass shooting|the let’s play]]}}

{{ib|[[File:Jakrapanth Thomma blows building.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jakrapanth Thomma'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 4, 1988}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 9, 2020 (aged 31)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thailand|Thai]]  [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|29 killed, 58 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Pwned by cops)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibend}}
On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the [[dickgirl]] prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero '''Jakrapanth Thomma''' decided to just kill randos at a mall after [[Postal 2|raiding the armory]]. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the [[old media]] realized he was a [[Cho Seung-Hui|blazn Azn]] rather than a white man. [[win|Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws]]. <s>This is deadliest mass shooting in Thailand's history.</s> [[Panya Khamrab|FUCK]].

==The Shooting==
[[File:ImKirringYourCivirians.jpeg|thumb|Artists depiction of events]]
After he decided "fuck it, lol", he stole 2 Type 11s, an M60, and a Humvee and headed to a big-ass shopping mall to play [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA6]] early. Lots of fun was had, as this went on for 17 hours. He also [[Brenton Tarrant|streamed some of it]]. He shot some fuckers topside before holding hostages below. However, his fun was cut short when [[The Man|higher-ups]] were called in to pwn his ass at around 9 AM.

==Loadout==

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{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|Type 11 x2]]
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsHK416Rifle.png|170px]]</center>
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*Standard issue rifles for the shemale army. 2 of them, just in case.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': M60
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM249.png|170px]]</center>
|
*Big-ass gun. Too big to use well, but Jakkyboy knew what he was doing.
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Slight Hand Tremor Pro
<center>[[File:Perk_sleight_of_hand_256_pr.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Jerking [[shemale|women]] off makes you godly fast with other types of [[dicks|guns]].
|-
|
*'''Spell''': [[Azn]]
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|60px]]</center>
|
*Increased response times due to amazing math skillz.
|}
</div>

==Gallery==

{{cg|Gallery|IFUCKINYOUGUYS|center|<gallery>
JakrapanthDuckface.jpg
JakrapanthDed.jpg|[[Goodnight, sweet prince]]
JakrapanthAzn.jpg|"ooh, i'm such a [[Hardcore|h4rdc0r3]] [[Azn|azn]]"
</gallery>|<gallery>Brentonthomra.jpg

</gallery>}}

==Vidya==
<center>[[File:belnj2.mp4|750px]]</center>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|'''29'''|9 extra points!|10|Using oversized guns isn't a good idea|15|Blazn Azn 2.0|15|Mass destruction in a gun control-dominated country|10|[[Brenton Tarrant|Posting on Facebook like it's nothing]]|79|B-|<s>#1 in the land of ladyboys</s> [[Panya Khamrab|A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!]]}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:1200px-Emblem of Royal Thai Police.png|185px]]|Royal Thai Police}}

==See Also==

*[[Army]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Panya Khamrab|Mr. Khamrab]]

==External Links==

*{{yt|c|UC0bRctXss0dfpC1Hb7jIYRw|Armor Piercing}}
*{{wikilink|Nakhon_Ratchasima_shootings|TOW page}}

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{gun control}}
{{azn}}
[[Category:People|Thomma, Jakrapanth]]
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:2020]]

Panya Khamrab

2024-11-06T04:55:03Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{an hero}}
{{needsmore|info and pics}}
{{ib|[[File:Panya Khamrab.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Panya Khamrab'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 4, 1988}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 6, 2022 (aged 34)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Thai]]  [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 36, injured 10}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Just when [[Thailand]] was recovering from PTSD after [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]'s rampage, and when [[America]] and [[Russia]] thought the shootings in [[Salvador Ramos|Uvalde]] and [[Artyom Kazantsev|Izhevsk]] were bad, <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span> '''Panya Khamrab''' was a lulzy [[azn]] and former [[cop]] who decided to aim for the [[High Score]] by [[Elliot Rodger|stabbing, shooting and running]] over as many people as he could, [[Adam Lanza|especially kiddies]]. In total, he racked up 36 epic kills, among them his wife and son. Before he could get [[V&]], Mr. Khamrab decided to [[An hero|end it all]]. Mr. Khamrab [[Epic Win|is currently the High Score champion of Thailand and also beat Cho's High Score]].

==Background==
[[File:Panya Daycare before.jpg|thumb|right|The pre-school in happier times]]
Mr. Khamrab was a former [[cop|pig]] who had a spouse and a son. When he was a baby and a child, he always lived in Nong Bua Lamphu. In high school, he was a meth-addict so [[Spoiler|it will cause problems in the future]]. He started being a [[cop|pig]] in 2012, when he was promoted to go to Bang[[Cock|kok]]. In January of 2022, he miserably lost his job as a lieutenant colonel for carrying drugs in his pockets and consuming [[Breaking Bad|meth]] like a [[Retard|gangster]]. On the day after the attack, Mr. Khamrab was scheduled to go to court for his meth problems and to have his pig badge ripped off, but he refused and, instead of going to that boring trial, started his own [[Sandy Hook]]-style bloodfest in his azn town in Thailand, starting at the very preschool where he used to drop his son off.

==Loadout==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': SIG Sauer P365
[[File:GTA4Icons1911.png|70px]]
|
*Pretty good 9mm pistol. '''35-40 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsBaretta1201.png|70px]]
|
*Perfect for blowing people's heads right fucking off. '''55-60 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Truck
[[File:Truck for the lulz.JPG|70px]]
|
*Ram this bitch into anyone who gets in your way. '''85-90 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Quaternary''': Knife
[[File:Knife6464.png|70px]]
|
*Slashes the throats of kiddies with ease. '''25-30 Damage.'''
|-
|}
</center>

==The Rampage==
[[File:Dead Thai Kiddies.jpg|thumb|left|350px|The kiddies that Mr. Khamrab killed.]]
[[File:Dead Thai Kiddies uncovered.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Now uncensored!]]

After arriving at the [[Battlefield|nursery]], Mr. Khamrab started his rampage strong by killing a kiddie and his father. He then entered the nursery where a little boy asked if he wanted some water, to which our hero responded with "GET OUT OF HERE", and killed three staff members. After that, Mr. Khamrab entered a room where kiddies were sleeping and began killing them all with his knife. [[lol|One, however, survived by being asleep the whole time.]]

After killing all the kiddies, Mr. Khamrab got the fuck outta the nursery and drove away in his truck. While driving, he shot and ran over anyone who got in his way. Eventually, he arrived at his home, where he [[Chris Benoit|killed his wife and son before becoming an hero]].

In total, Mr. Khamrab's [[Lulz|lulzfest]] left about 36 people dead, excluding himself, and beat [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]'s Thai [[High Score]]. The rampage caused massive butthurt in Thailand, but no one else really gave a shit, and it was forgotten about after a few days because it didn't occur in the [[USA|JewSA]].
{{clear}}

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''36'''|That time as a cop really paid off!|16| |20|[[Sandy Hook]] 2.0|10|Big news in Thailand, but no one else cared|20|Deadliest mass shooting in Thailand's history|102|A++|ทำได้ดี!}}
{{Wanted|5}}

[[File:Cho Is Proud Of You.jpeg|thumb|center|[[Cho]] is proud of you!]]

==Gallery of Winrar==
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
File:Panya's pig costume.jpg
File:Dead Panya.jpg|POW! U R DED!
File:Panya in the church.jpg
File:Thailand Daycare Center Of Doom.jpg|Where everything went down.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Panya and family.jpg|A true family man
File:Panya ded 1.jpg|Family photo!
File:Panya ded 2.jpg|Smile!
File:Panya ded 3.jpg
File:Panya meme.jpg
File:At First Panya Was Like.jpg
File:Panya Lulz.jpg
File:PANYA DOOM.jpg
File:Panya Happy.jpg
File:Panya's Question.jpg
File:Panya Amateur.jpg|[[Woo Bum-kon|Still not the best azn mass shooter tho]]
File:Panyaloljk.jpg|Reminds [[you]] of [[Anders Behring Breivik|someone]]?
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|}}
</center>

[[File:2022 Thailand shooting video aftermath.mp4|center]]

==See Also==
*[[Jakrapanth Thomma]], former Thai High Score champion.
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]], Killin' [[Korean]] and former American High Score champion.
*[[Woo Bum-kon]], current [[Korean]] High Score champion.
*[[Mutsuo Toi]], current [[Japanese]] High Score champion.
*[[Adam Lanza]] and [[Salvador Ramos]], both also targeted kiddies.

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|2022_Nong_Bua_Lamphu_massacre|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/274358802/panya-khamrab Panya Khamrab] on [[Find a Grave]]

{{azn}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{anheroes}}

[[Category:2022]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Murder]]

Gleb Korablev

2024-11-02T15:28:51Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{stub}}
{{an hero}}
{{quote|Nya, poka!|Gleb Korablev, shortly before becoming [[an hero]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Gleb Korablev.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev''' (September 13, 2001 ([[9/11|2 day before]]) - October 17, 2019; 18 years old at time of death) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].

==The Video==
[[File:Gleb Korablev.mp4|640px|center]]
[[File:Glebdead.png|thumb|450px|center|ded]]

==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.

{{anheroes}}
{{dying alone}}
[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Rusfags]]

Prime

2024-10-30T13:26:35Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{Crap}}
[[File:Prime Hydration Flavours.jpg|thumb]]
'''Prime''' is a knock-off of Gatorade and energy drinks promoted and founded by [[Logan Paul]]{{Jew}} and [[KSI]]. release in 2022, get resulting in an enormous amount of attention from [[JewTuber]] and [[old media]]. However, Prime have generated controversy due to their high concentration of caffeine and have [[Breaking Bad|chemical on their Ingredients]].
== Lunchly ==
{{main|Lunchly}}
On September 16, 2024, Logan Paul and KSI decided to collab with [[MrBeast]] to make knock-off of Lunchables called '''Lunchly'''. marketed as a healthier alternative, due to freaking several other controversies about MrBeast and [[Fuck|mold growing on the cheese]], it's got negative reception.
== See also ==
*[[Lunchly]] - a sequel of the drink
*[[Jew]]
*[[KSI]]
*[[Logan Paul]]
*[[MrBeast]]
*[[Shit]]
{{food}}
{{ytseries}}

Prime

2024-10-30T09:22:07Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{Crap}}
[[File:Prime Hydration Flavours.jpg|thumb]]
'''Prime''' is a knock-off of Gatorade and energy drinks promoted and founded by [[Logan Paul]]{{Jew}} and [[KSI]]. release in 2022, get resulting in an enormous amount of attention from [[JewTuber]] and [[old media]]. However, Prime have generated controversy due to their high concentration of caffeine and have [[Breaking Bad|chemical on their Ingredients]].
== Lunchly ==
on September 16, 2024, Logan Paul and KSI decided to collab with [[MrBeast]] to make knock-off of Lunchables called '''Lunchly'''. marketed as a healthier alternative, due to freaking several other controversies about MrBeast and [[Fuck|mold growing on the cheese]], it's got negative reception.
== See also ==
*[[Jew]]
*[[KSI]]
*[[Logan Paul]]
*[[MrBeast]]
*[[Shit]]

Prime

2024-10-30T06:49:01Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{Crap}}
[[File:Prime Hydration Flavours.jpg|thumb]]
'''Prime''' is a knock-off of Gatorade and energy drinks promoted and founded by [[Logan Paul]]{{Jew}} and [[KSI]]. release in 2022, get resulting in an enormous amount of attention from [[JewTuber]] and [[old media]]. However, Prime have generated controversy due to their high concentration of caffeine and have Lead and Mercury on their Ingredients.
== Lunchly ==
on September 16, 2024, Logan Paul and KSI decided to collab with [[MrBeast]] to make knock-off of Lunchables called '''Lunchly'''. marketed as a healthier alternative, due to freaking several other controversies about MrBeast and [[Fuck|mold growing on the cheese]], it's got negative reception.
== See also ==
*[[Jew]]
*[[KSI]]
*[[Logan Paul]]
*[[MrBeast]]
*[[Shit]]

Prime

2024-10-30T06:46:18Z

Supermarcyofthailand: Created page with "{{Crap}} thumb '''Prime''' is a knock-off of Gatorade and energy drinks promoted and founded by Logan Paul{{Jew}} and KSI. release in 2022, get resulting in an enormous amount of attention from JewTuber and old media. However, Prime have generated controversy due to their high concentration of caffeine and have Lead and Mercury on their Ingredients. == Lunchly == on September 16, 2024, Logan Paul and KSI decided to c..."

{{Crap}}
[[File:Prime Hydration Flavours.jpg|thumb]]
'''Prime''' is a knock-off of Gatorade and energy drinks promoted and founded by [[Logan Paul]]{{Jew}} and [[KSI]]. release in 2022, get resulting in an enormous amount of attention from [[JewTuber]] and [[old media]]. However, Prime have generated controversy due to their high concentration of caffeine and have Lead and Mercury on their Ingredients.
== Lunchly ==
on September 16, 2024, Logan Paul and KSI decided to collab with [[MrBeast]] to knock-off of Lunchables called '''Lunchly'''. marketed as a healthier alternative, due to freaking several other controversies about MrBeast and [[Fuck|mold growing on the cheese]], it's got negative reception.
== See also ==
*[[Jew]]
*[[KSI]]
*[[Logan Paul]]
*[[MrBeast]]
*[[Shit]]

File:Prime Hydration Flavours.jpg

2024-10-30T06:16:47Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:59:23Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
{{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Anti-[[Brenton Tarrant]], [[ISIS|Jihad Express]], [[Satan|Christian Hating]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:58:06Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
{{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Anti-[[Brenton Tarrant]], [[ISIS|Jihad Express]], [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Christian hater]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:54:41Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
{{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Anti-[[Brenton Tarrant]], [[ISIS|Jihad Express]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:46:58Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
{{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|450px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:46:37Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
{{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|450px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

File:ISISMAN.jpg

2024-10-28T14:45:15Z

Supermarcyofthailand: Supermarcyofthailand uploaded a new version of File:ISISMAN.jpg

File:ISISMAN.jpg

2024-10-28T14:44:31Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:44:04Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
{{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}
{{Ibend}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-10-28T14:35:31Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{crap}}
{{MissingPix}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Audrey Hale

2024-10-24T15:20:29Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* Loadout */

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{{Tranny}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Audrey Hale'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Session'''|24 March 1995 - 27 March 2023}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Artfag]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Loser|FUCK NO!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No ([[Loser|Killed by cops]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Gender dysphoria]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Audrey [[Team Fortress 2|Hale]]'''{{trans}} (a.k.a. '''Aiden Hale''') was a 28-year-old faggot who is yet more proof women fail at everything, and are only good at making lead-sandwiches. Failing to become an [[artfag|art hoe]], Audrey stalked a black girl in the hopes of becoming a lesbian couple, but God acted swiftly by having the black girl killed so race-mixing faggotry would not take place. Angry at the big man upstairs for denying her a [[Chris-Chan|girlfriend-free girl]], Audrey got her revenge by shooting up a random [[Christian]] school in Nashville; getting only 6 kills (which by itself is not enough to break into the [[High Score|top 50]]) before being killed by cops.

The shooter broke conventions by not being your usual [[tranny]]; not being one of the many "[[Shemale|men pretending to be women]]" types, she was instead a "[[FTM|woman pretending to be a man]]" type of tranny. The [[old media]]{{jew}} used this part of the story to try and garner sympathy for Audrey, genuinely believing the public would mourn the loss of a school shooter. This failed, and most of the public gave hell to the media that was trying to argue that cutting your tits off and shooting kids is an identity, and not a mental illness.

==Furaffinity==
Before she picked up her rifle, Audrey had tried to pickup the pen. In 2018 she created a furaffinity account, where she would draw horse and pony porn. If you're curious, here's an [https://archive.ph/xPSQx archive of her account], since it was deleted after she started shooting. According to her profile, she was a big fan of "A Clockwork Orange", so we might have identified one of the many warning signs that existed far before she praised the Lord and passed the ammunition.

[[File:Audrey Hale Graduation Video.mp4|center]]

==The shooting==
[[File:Audrey Hale pre-tranny.jpg|thumb|200px|Audrey before she became a tranny]]
Despite looking like a frumpy dyke and having an [[IQ]] that could be counted on one hand, Audrey thought she might have a chance dating "Sydney Sims", a black girl who was so terrified of Audrey and her weird advances, that she got hit and killed by a car in August 2022, likely just to escape her forever. Audrey had posted to Facebook a big obituary to Sydney, and would post about her on her social medias for months after her death, leading her classmates to think she either truly was in love with Sydney, or was just a [[Necrophilia|necrophiliac]] trying to warm herself up to the family. It was after this event that she demanded people use her male name and pronouns.

Audrey was under medical care, with a doctor checking her for emotional disorder. Despite this and her family trying to comfort her after her friends death, no one noticed she had hidden seven legally purchased weapons at home. They were also seemingly uncaring that she had a very public resentment towards the police department, religion, and especially the education system which she blamed for her being a loner with no friends. I guess a religious school was an icon of everything she hated. Audrey had looked at two other schools to attack, but saw the security and [[Pussy|wimped out]].

[[File:Audrey Hale Shooting Texts.jpg|center|500px]]

On March 25, [[2023]], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/421044021/ the tranny created a thread on /pol/ hinting at what would happen 2 days later] (Archives: {{archive|lGKrn|1}} {{wayback|https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/421044021/|20230328184834|title=2}}). Then on the 27th she showed up at a [[Christian]] school in Nashville. From the car park, she sent a text to Avieranna Patton, a radio show host who had interviewed Audrey a month or so before. Audrey sent a soppy gay message, “This is my last goodbye. I love you. See you again in another life. You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen and known all my life,” adding, “My family doesn’t know what I’m about to do. One day this will make more sense. I’ve left more than enough evidence behind. But something bad is about to happen.”. Audrey approached the school, broke their glass door and started shooting random [[loli]]s and [[shota]]s.

During the shooting, a 9 year old girl called Evelyn Dieckhaus tried to pull the fire alarm to warn the other students, but Audrey killed her before she could [[Left 4 Dead|alert the horde]]. Audrey barely killed 6 people before the [[pigs]] got to the school, and in an ironic twist; this demonic faggot who killed 6 innocent Christians was killed by officer "Engelbert", whose name literally means "bright angel". No you can't make this shit up.

===Loadout===
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*'''Primary''': [[wikipedia:Kel-Tec SUB-2000|Kel-Tec SUB-2000]]
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*Inexpensive, foldable carbine that uses handgun magazines.
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*'''Secondary''': Lead Star Arms Grunt AR-15
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*Typical school shooter gun. Not much to say.
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*'''Secondary''': [[wikipedia:Smith & Wesson M&P|M&P9 Shield EZ]]
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*Semi-automatic police gun.
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*'''Spell''': Tranny
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*Double damage against Cis Scum.
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====Guns====
{{center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Aundrey Hale AR-15.png|The shooter's AR-15
File:Aundrey Hale SUB-2000.png|The shooter's SUB-2000
File:Aundrey Hale Pistol.png|The shooter's M&P9 Shield EZ
</gallery>}}

===Caught on camera===
{{fv|||
|[[File:Nashville Christian school shooting.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''The tranny entering the school'''
|[[File:Audrey Hale shot by cops.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''The tranny being killed by police'''
}}

==People killed==
*Evelyn Dieckhaus (Age: 9) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|24px]]
*Hallie Scruggs (Age: 9) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|24px]]
*William Kinney (Age: 9) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|24px]]
*Katherine Koonce (Age: 60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|24px]]
*Cynthia Peak (Age: 61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|24px]]
*Mike Hill (Age: 61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|24px]]

==Graded score==
{{GradedScore|6|3 children, 3 school faculty (+1 injured cop)|'''20'''|All targets died|4|Door breakin'|3|Will likely be memory holed since the shooter is a tranny|<nowiki>-6</nowiki>|<nowiki>-</nowiki>3 points for being a woman & -3 points for being a tranny|27|E-|Go back to the kitchen}}
{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Protected Class==
[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 1.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Guys, can we stop making fun of the school shooter?]]
No matter your politics or personal beliefs, [[Nihilism|(almost)]] everyone is united in their opinion that school shooters are colossal fuckups who deserve to be made fun of. Let [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|this website]] be proof enough that you can make fun of everyone, from the shooter to the victims, whilst still condemning the shooter for the scum that they are. Like any other school shooter, when the news reported on the event with police cam footage, people made their jokes and compared the tranny assassin to [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]], for the way her body limply fell to the ground as she was killed.

However, her status as a [[Trans|super special class]] meant kids hooked on [[Keffals|troonshine]] quickly came out of the woodwork to demand people leave the poor, innocent child murderer alone. For political reasons, her manifesto hasn't been released to the public, weird since normally they're available the moment the shooter gets out of their car. Plenty of people were seemingly celebrating the fact that [[Christians]] has been killed, and assuming they were [[republican]] too, advocated "this happens more" so their political enemies are wiped out. That's sure to make your side look sympathetic and human.

[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 5.png|thumb|left|Phew, for a moment there I thought they were going to ask people DON'T shoot people.]]
[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 2.png|thumb|center|Remember, you're allowed to kill children only if you're lonley!]]

[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 3.png|thumb|right|250px|If only conservatives could buy brains as easily as they can guns.]]
When reporting on the shooter, articles really stressed her religious parents didn't approve of her transgenderism, if this somehow justifies a shooting spree in the nursery. Before the shooter's trans status was revealed, [[LGBT|LGBT-psychos]] were already twisting this into some kind of political message, arguing that Conservative fears of [[Drag queen|"Drag Queen Storytime"]] and teaching gay marriage in the class room has been what allowed a shooter to enter the campus without being stopped. Once the shooter was revealed to be a tranny, they flipped the script and said that this would turn more people against their movement, demanding they be protected even more because "this shooting will lead to the genocide of Trans people".

Of course, [[Christfag|christ-cucks]] and conservatives weren't acting any better. Having all of a sudden abandoned their narrative that all school shooters are government agents trying to get assault rifles banned; they were now talking about the importance of mental health, background checks for gun ownership, and praising the cops for their swift neutralisation of Audrey. They also started attributing fake quotes to the victims and cops involved, pretending they were all super-devout martyrs and students of God who clutched a cross in one hand and a gun in the other.

[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 4.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Nothing is more "based" than lying.]]

{{center|<youtube>LF5Cx3vE1wc</youtube>}}

==The manifesto==
In November of 2023, Audrey's [[Bullshit|trannyfesto]] was leaked via Steven Crowder and co. The manifesto, [[Hoax|while originally maligned as being a hoax]], has been confirmed as [[Facts|100% True Facts]] by the [[Party Van|Nashville Police]].

<center><gallery>
File:Nashville Manifesto leak image 1.jpg
File:Nashville Manifesto leak image 2.jpg
File:Nashville Manifesto leak image 3.jpg
File:MNPD Statement on Nashville Manifesto.jpg|[https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1721943940000104896 CONFIRMED AS REAL]
</gallery></center>

[[File:EVERYTHING HURTS.jpg|center|700px]]
<center>
Yeah, we don't fucking get it either.
</center>

{{notice|Read the full trannyfesto [https://files.catbox.moe/bjqk7p.pdf here!]}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|'''Memes of the Martyr'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Audrey Hale Meme 1.png
File:Audery Hale Meme 2.jpg
File:Audery Hale Meme 3.jpg
File:Audrey Hale Meme 4.png
File:SamHydeNash.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Audrey Hale Meme 5.png
File:Audrey Hale ACK.jpg|My pronouns are he/h-ACK!
File:Audrey Hale Team Fortress Classic Joke.jpg
File:Audrey Hale YWNBAM Art.png
</gallery>|}}

==See also==
*[[Christianity]] - Mainly shot Christian kids (since she's a tranny, it's no surprise her main target was Christians)
*[[FTM]]
*[[Guns]] - What [[liberal]] [[retards]] think caused the shooting; not the shooter's [[Gender dysphoria|mental illness]]
*[[Gun control]] - What [[Jews]] will ultimately push as a result of the shooting
*[[Redneck]] - [[Captain Obvious|No shit]], [[Sherlock]]!
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - A better tranny school shooter from [[Texas]]
*[[Transgender|Tranny]] - Woman pretending to be a man; need I say more?
*[[Ugly]] - Just look at her. Don't you just want to vomit?
*[[Manchild|Womanchild]] - The evil type. Need we [[Nigger|niggas]] say more again?
*[[A Clockwork Orange]] - Her Favorite Porno Ever
*[[Furries]] - One of her many mental illnesses

==External links==
*{{EDF|t|nashville-catholic-k-6-shooting.5911|Nashville Catholic k-6 shooting}} - [[EDF6]] thread discussing the shooting

===Online accounts===
*<s>[https://ahillustrations.myportfolio.com/ Official website]</s> '''Baleeted''' (Archives: {{archive|018Pz|1}} {{wayback|https://ahillustrations.myportfolio.com/|20230328134330|title=2}})
*<s>[https://www.redbubble.com/people/AidenCreates/shop Official shop]</s> '''Baleeted''' {{archive|QZMMQ}}
*<s>{{instagram|creative.aiden}}</s> - Instagram. '''Now baleeted, and since Kikebook requires JavaScript, there are no archives of it.'''
*{{linkedin|in/audreyhale10|audreyhale10}} - LinkedIn (Archives: {{archive|qYPVl|1}} {{wayback|https://www.linkedin.com/in/audreyhale10/|20230328003005|title=2}})
*<s>{{furaffinity|aiden.hale}}</s> - FurAffinity. '''Now baleeted.''' {{archive|9Yn8S}}

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{{Furfaggotry}}
{{Psychopaths}}
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{{Aspies}}
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{{timeline|Article of the Now April 3 & 4, [[2023]]|[[Donald Drumpf]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]}}

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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] for November 9 & November 10, [[2023]]|[[LSD]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Sproke]]}}

Brandon Scott Hole

2024-10-24T15:14:18Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* See Also */

{{aspie}}
{{an hero}}
{{stub}}
{{ib|[[File:Brandon Hole1.png|150px|none]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Scott Hole'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Session'''|Aug 20, 2001 - Apr 15, 2021}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|8 killed, 7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism]], [[My Little Pony]]}}
{{Ibend}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:-10px; left:-1px;pointer-events:none">[[File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|100px|none]] </div>

On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.

It is important to note that Brandon Hole is a representative of the entirety of the brony fandom. Bronies are a threat to national security, and should be [[holocaust|shoah'd]].
{{quote|I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real, then my life never mattered anyway.|Brandon Hole}}

==The Backstory==
[[File:BrandonHoleBedroom.png|thumb|Brandon's GF chilling in his man-cave. One can only imagine [[Rape|the sorts of things]] he did with that plushie pony ass.]]
[[The Man|Officials]] [[lies|stated]] the [[retard|gunman]] was a [[RIP|former]] [[Molester|employee]] of the [[Pedophile|FedEx]] [[Hugbox|facility]] who was already on [[Police brutality|law enforcement]]'s radar. His [[crackwhore]] trailer mom had [[narc|warned]] law enforcement officials between [[smoking|drags on her menthols]] that he might try to attempt "[[suicide]] by cop.” An [[asshole|F.B.I. special agent]] confirmed that the gunman had been [[narc|interviewed by federal agents]] in [[At least 100 years ago|April 2020]], and that he was put on an “immediate detention [[crazy|mental health]] temporary hold.” He was [[Privilege|not charged with a crime]], and the agent said that a [[Kurt Cobain|shotgun]] was not returned to him, [[unfunny|whatever the fuck that means. Thanks for all the details, flat foot. What, did you write all that on a fucking post-it-note??]]

[[Mr.Hands|Mr Hole]] last worked at the [[rape|FedEx]] [[prison|facility]] [[last thursday|in 2020]], perhaps as recently as the fall of last year, said [[fatass|Deputy Chief]] Craig McCartt of the [[Mexico|Indianapolis Metropolitan]] [[Nazi|Police]] Department. He said he did not know why Mr. [[Cunt|Hole]] stopped working there, but it has been [[theory|speculated]] that it was most likely due to him being an [[incel]] who collected pictures of other employees [[fetish|unflushed turds]] in the restroom instead of [[fapping|doing his job]]. Once fired, he swore that one day he would return to either [[Custer's Revenge|complete his fecal photo collection, or kill everyone]]. Being a man of his word, he chose the latter due to the bathroom being closed for cleaning.

[[File:Applejack brandon scott hole ED.jpg|thumb|right|When asked if she would join Mr. Hole in the afterlife, Apple Jack's response was "Who the fuck is Brandon Scott Hole?"]]

Perhaps funniest (and least surprising) of all was how Hole was a [[furfag|brony]] who wanted to be with [[hentai|cartoon ponies]] in [[hell|the afterlife]] as opposed to bumming smokes off of Jesus or banging 40 virgins. He was [https://www.equestriadaily.com/2021/04/the-indianapolis-fedex-shooter-was.html quoted] shortly before the shooting saying "I hope that I can be with applejack in the [[United Kingdom|afterlife]], my life has [[truth|no meaning]] without her." As far as final last words, these ones take the [[lulz]] cake as they might be the dumbest thing [[anhero|an hero]] has said before [[shotgun mouthwash|hitting the delete button IRL]] and improving the gene pool. You can show your [[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare|respect]] by [[necrophilia|visiting his grave]], planting some appleseeds, and taking a huge shit on them for fertilizer.

==The Shooting==
[[File:BrandonHolePost.jpg|thumb|400px|left|Brandon getting ready to meet his pony [[waifu]].]]

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The authorities described a [[Counter-Strike]]-esque scene at the [[Amazon|FedEx]] facility late [[last Thursday]], when gunfire erupted about 11 PM. Mr. Hole had been huffing [[Jenkem]] in the [[bathroom|parking lot]] before he got out, sang the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs autism national anthem], and started [[gun|shooting]]. He did not seem to be after [[everyone dies|anyone in particular]], suggesting that he may have thought he was simply playing a game of [[minecraft|Call of Duty]] while being [[stoned|high on shit fumes]]. The [[racism|predominately]] [[terrorists|Sikh]] [[slaves|employees]] working at the time Scott probably thought were simply [[tech support|rag-heads]] he was supposed to [[yiff|kill]] before they could [[all your base|set the bomb]], sparking allegations of racist motives from [[the KKK|Law Enforcement]] and [[FOX news|the media]] as the workforce was [[jews|90% Sikh]], which is totally not indicative of [[affirmative action|racist hiring practices]] at all.

“He just appeared to randomly start shooting,” said [[Guerrilla News Network|Chief McCartt]], who said there were [[at least 100]] people at the [[Walmart|FedEx]] location at the time, which means [[ass|Hole]] should have [[failure|achieved a much higher score than he did]]. However, after clearing [[wikipedia|the parking lot level]] of the game, he continued into level 2, [[IRC|the warehouse]], where he failed to level up his character and mod his [[dildo|weapon]] which resulted in him [[Alexander Stern|missing several targets]], thus resulting in a [[lame|pathetic]] final score before [[fucking|hitting the]] [[dying|reset button]] to try again. He's most likely getting [[AIDS|Red Bull]] cans thrown [[up the butt|at his head]] in hell for dragging the [[AOL|LAN party's]] team score down because he just plain sucks at [[the game]] and can't [[MapleStory|play]] for [[Neopets|shit]] due to [[meth|huffing crap]] his whole life.

== Loadout ==
[[File:BrandonGunRuger.png|thumb|One of Brandon's rifles, appropriately fitted with MLP stickers.]]
[[File:BrandonHoleHelmet.png|thumb|His tactical pony helmet, unfortunately not used during the shooting.]]
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Brandon Scott Hole
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': Ruger SR-556
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Primary 2''': HM Defense HM15F
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Lil Chub for Applejack
<center>[[File:beenis2.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Hole's concealed carry, severely damaged and worn-out from the ferocious beating to his beloved waifu but still functional
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Virgin with Rage
<center>[[Image:chrischan_virgin.png|50px|link=Chris-chan]]</center>
|
*Increased movement speed and damage if afflicted with the "Virgin" status
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Going Postal
<center>[[Image:going_postal.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|8| |10|8 dead, 7 injured|5|Unoriginal [[going postal]] shooting, in a city that has already seen two other High Scores so far in [[2021]]|8|Moderate amount of butthurt, was quickly forgotten shortly thereafter|0|[[Bronies]] get 10 points automatically deducted from their score|21|F-|My Little Shooter.}}

{{WantedLevel|4}}

== Gallery ==
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File:Brandon Hole4.png
File:Brandon Hole2.png|[[Nazi Furs|Nazi bronies]]
File:BrandonApplejackHeaven.png|Would you know my name?
File:Brandon Scott Hole 1.jpg
File:Onebadday.jpg

</gallery>|<gallery>
File:ObsessedShooter.png|Autism kills
File:Upschamp.png|Brandon Hole for President of Equestria
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|Brandon Hole's [[Battlestation]]
File:Brandon-Hole Applejack.jpg
File:Brandon Hole3.png
File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|Exploitable
File:Brandonscatthole.jpg|The Immaculate Anal Birth conception of Brandon Scatt Hole
File:brandon hole applejack.jpg|What he expected in Valhalla
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 1.jpg|Suppossedly this is him
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 2.jpg|{{wayback|www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/npolpb/i_think_its_been_long_enough_so_ill_post_this_now/|20210601075046|title=Cosplaying as the}} [[IRA]]
File:Brandon Scott Hole Iceberg Chart.png
File:Brandon talks about the news with his mom.jpg
File:BrandonHole.jpg
File:Drip Scott Hole.png
File:Dylann Scott Hole.jpg|[[Dylann Storm Roof|Dylann Scott Hole]]
File:Let's go Brandon Hole.jpg
File:Brandon Scott Shitpost.jpg
File:Branhole.jpg
</gallery>|border=#FF8C00|color=#FFFFFF}}

==See Also==
*[[Adam Lanza]] - another autistic
*[[Autism]] - what Brandon have
*[[An hero]]
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Gun Control]]
*[[High Scores]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[My Little Pony]] - what he had and what caused him to kill
*[[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[Postal]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - same but [[Danny Phantom]] fanboy and [[Fail|only kill 3]]

==External Links==
*{{Reddit|BrandonHoleFanClub}} {{archive|nux1h}}
*[https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf '''WAS BRANDON ON THE SPECTRUM?? FOIA REPORT'''] - {{wayback|https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf|20240411184623|title=Spoiler Alert: duh}}
*[https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8 '''FBI says it interviewed FedEx mass shooter last year'''] - {{wayback|https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8|20230609041327}} - [[William Atchison|Now where have we heard that before?]]

{{Anheroes}}
{{MLP}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Gun control}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:Crime]]

Brandon Scott Hole

2024-10-24T15:12:08Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* See Also */

{{aspie}}
{{an hero}}
{{stub}}
{{ib|[[File:Brandon Hole1.png|150px|none]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Scott Hole'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Session'''|Aug 20, 2001 - Apr 15, 2021}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|8 killed, 7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism]], [[My Little Pony]]}}
{{Ibend}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:-10px; left:-1px;pointer-events:none">[[File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|100px|none]] </div>

On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.

It is important to note that Brandon Hole is a representative of the entirety of the brony fandom. Bronies are a threat to national security, and should be [[holocaust|shoah'd]].
{{quote|I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real, then my life never mattered anyway.|Brandon Hole}}

==The Backstory==
[[File:BrandonHoleBedroom.png|thumb|Brandon's GF chilling in his man-cave. One can only imagine [[Rape|the sorts of things]] he did with that plushie pony ass.]]
[[The Man|Officials]] [[lies|stated]] the [[retard|gunman]] was a [[RIP|former]] [[Molester|employee]] of the [[Pedophile|FedEx]] [[Hugbox|facility]] who was already on [[Police brutality|law enforcement]]'s radar. His [[crackwhore]] trailer mom had [[narc|warned]] law enforcement officials between [[smoking|drags on her menthols]] that he might try to attempt "[[suicide]] by cop.” An [[asshole|F.B.I. special agent]] confirmed that the gunman had been [[narc|interviewed by federal agents]] in [[At least 100 years ago|April 2020]], and that he was put on an “immediate detention [[crazy|mental health]] temporary hold.” He was [[Privilege|not charged with a crime]], and the agent said that a [[Kurt Cobain|shotgun]] was not returned to him, [[unfunny|whatever the fuck that means. Thanks for all the details, flat foot. What, did you write all that on a fucking post-it-note??]]

[[Mr.Hands|Mr Hole]] last worked at the [[rape|FedEx]] [[prison|facility]] [[last thursday|in 2020]], perhaps as recently as the fall of last year, said [[fatass|Deputy Chief]] Craig McCartt of the [[Mexico|Indianapolis Metropolitan]] [[Nazi|Police]] Department. He said he did not know why Mr. [[Cunt|Hole]] stopped working there, but it has been [[theory|speculated]] that it was most likely due to him being an [[incel]] who collected pictures of other employees [[fetish|unflushed turds]] in the restroom instead of [[fapping|doing his job]]. Once fired, he swore that one day he would return to either [[Custer's Revenge|complete his fecal photo collection, or kill everyone]]. Being a man of his word, he chose the latter due to the bathroom being closed for cleaning.

[[File:Applejack brandon scott hole ED.jpg|thumb|right|When asked if she would join Mr. Hole in the afterlife, Apple Jack's response was "Who the fuck is Brandon Scott Hole?"]]

Perhaps funniest (and least surprising) of all was how Hole was a [[furfag|brony]] who wanted to be with [[hentai|cartoon ponies]] in [[hell|the afterlife]] as opposed to bumming smokes off of Jesus or banging 40 virgins. He was [https://www.equestriadaily.com/2021/04/the-indianapolis-fedex-shooter-was.html quoted] shortly before the shooting saying "I hope that I can be with applejack in the [[United Kingdom|afterlife]], my life has [[truth|no meaning]] without her." As far as final last words, these ones take the [[lulz]] cake as they might be the dumbest thing [[anhero|an hero]] has said before [[shotgun mouthwash|hitting the delete button IRL]] and improving the gene pool. You can show your [[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare|respect]] by [[necrophilia|visiting his grave]], planting some appleseeds, and taking a huge shit on them for fertilizer.

==The Shooting==
[[File:BrandonHolePost.jpg|thumb|400px|left|Brandon getting ready to meet his pony [[waifu]].]]

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The authorities described a [[Counter-Strike]]-esque scene at the [[Amazon|FedEx]] facility late [[last Thursday]], when gunfire erupted about 11 PM. Mr. Hole had been huffing [[Jenkem]] in the [[bathroom|parking lot]] before he got out, sang the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs autism national anthem], and started [[gun|shooting]]. He did not seem to be after [[everyone dies|anyone in particular]], suggesting that he may have thought he was simply playing a game of [[minecraft|Call of Duty]] while being [[stoned|high on shit fumes]]. The [[racism|predominately]] [[terrorists|Sikh]] [[slaves|employees]] working at the time Scott probably thought were simply [[tech support|rag-heads]] he was supposed to [[yiff|kill]] before they could [[all your base|set the bomb]], sparking allegations of racist motives from [[the KKK|Law Enforcement]] and [[FOX news|the media]] as the workforce was [[jews|90% Sikh]], which is totally not indicative of [[affirmative action|racist hiring practices]] at all.

“He just appeared to randomly start shooting,” said [[Guerrilla News Network|Chief McCartt]], who said there were [[at least 100]] people at the [[Walmart|FedEx]] location at the time, which means [[ass|Hole]] should have [[failure|achieved a much higher score than he did]]. However, after clearing [[wikipedia|the parking lot level]] of the game, he continued into level 2, [[IRC|the warehouse]], where he failed to level up his character and mod his [[dildo|weapon]] which resulted in him [[Alexander Stern|missing several targets]], thus resulting in a [[lame|pathetic]] final score before [[fucking|hitting the]] [[dying|reset button]] to try again. He's most likely getting [[AIDS|Red Bull]] cans thrown [[up the butt|at his head]] in hell for dragging the [[AOL|LAN party's]] team score down because he just plain sucks at [[the game]] and can't [[MapleStory|play]] for [[Neopets|shit]] due to [[meth|huffing crap]] his whole life.

== Loadout ==
[[File:BrandonGunRuger.png|thumb|One of Brandon's rifles, appropriately fitted with MLP stickers.]]
[[File:BrandonHoleHelmet.png|thumb|His tactical pony helmet, unfortunately not used during the shooting.]]
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Brandon Scott Hole
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger SR-556
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Primary 2''': HM Defense HM15F
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''MLP stickers''' - For going out in style.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Lil Chub for Applejack
<center>[[File:beenis2.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Hole's concealed carry, severely damaged and worn-out from the ferocious beating to his beloved waifu but still functional
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Virgin with Rage
<center>[[Image:chrischan_virgin.png|50px|link=Chris-chan]]</center>
|
*Increased movement speed and damage if afflicted with the "Virgin" status
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Going Postal
<center>[[Image:going_postal.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|8| |10|8 dead, 7 injured|5|Unoriginal [[going postal]] shooting, in a city that has already seen two other High Scores so far in [[2021]]|8|Moderate amount of butthurt, was quickly forgotten shortly thereafter|0|[[Bronies]] get 10 points automatically deducted from their score|21|F-|My Little Shooter.}}

{{WantedLevel|4}}

== Gallery ==
{{Collapsegallery|Showdown at the Equestria Corral|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Brandon Hole4.png
File:Brandon Hole2.png|[[Nazi Furs|Nazi bronies]]
File:BrandonApplejackHeaven.png|Would you know my name?
File:Brandon Scott Hole 1.jpg
File:Onebadday.jpg

</gallery>|<gallery>
File:ObsessedShooter.png|Autism kills
File:Upschamp.png|Brandon Hole for President of Equestria
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|Brandon Hole's [[Battlestation]]
File:Brandon-Hole Applejack.jpg
File:Brandon Hole3.png
File:BrandonHoleExploitable2.png|Exploitable
File:Brandonscatthole.jpg|The Immaculate Anal Birth conception of Brandon Scatt Hole
File:brandon hole applejack.jpg|What he expected in Valhalla
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 1.jpg|Suppossedly this is him
File:Allegedly Brandon Hole 2.jpg|{{wayback|www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/npolpb/i_think_its_been_long_enough_so_ill_post_this_now/|20210601075046|title=Cosplaying as the}} [[IRA]]
File:Brandon Scott Hole Iceberg Chart.png
File:Brandon talks about the news with his mom.jpg
File:BrandonHole.jpg
File:Drip Scott Hole.png
File:Dylann Scott Hole.jpg|[[Dylann Storm Roof|Dylann Scott Hole]]
File:Let's go Brandon Hole.jpg
File:Brandon Scott Shitpost.jpg
File:Branhole.jpg
</gallery>|border=#FF8C00|color=#FFFFFF}}

==See Also==
*[[Adam Lanza]] - another autistic
*[[Autism]] - what Brandon have
*[[An hero]]
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Gun Control]]
*[[High Scores]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[My Little Pony]] - what he had and what caused him to kill
*[[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[Postal]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - same but [[Fail|only kill 3]]

==External Links==
*{{Reddit|BrandonHoleFanClub}} {{archive|nux1h}}
*[https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf '''WAS BRANDON ON THE SPECTRUM?? FOIA REPORT'''] - {{wayback|https://www.docdroid.net/OUgCNex/brandon-scott-hole-rcf-220615-pdf|20240411184623|title=Spoiler Alert: duh}}
*[https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8 '''FBI says it interviewed FedEx mass shooter last year'''] - {{wayback|https://apnews.com/article/fedex-indianapolis-mass-shooting-e92ad3117c56357b3b2c71a2903e68a8|20230609041327}} - [[William Atchison|Now where have we heard that before?]]

{{Anheroes}}
{{MLP}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Gun control}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:Crime]]

Myyrmanni bombing

2024-10-24T15:05:41Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

{{An hero}}

{{ib|[[File:Petri Gerdt.png|270px]]<br>''Petri "This is going to hurt" Gerdt''}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 17, 1983}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 11, 2002 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''| [[Finland]] [[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[University]] student}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 6, Injured 166)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|23}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Maybe}}
{{Ibend}}
The Myyrmanni Bombing occurred in Vantaa, [[Finland]], at the Myyrmanni shopping mall on October 11, [[2002]]. A bomb carried by Petri Erkki-Tapio exploded at 19:36 killing seven, including our hero. 166 people were injured, including 10 kids who came to watch a clown performance. Unfortunately the clown survived, [[Clown Tobi|fucking clowns get out of my life!!!]]. The motive of the bombing was never determined, but we all know that he did it for the Lulz.

== Petri Gerdt ==
This Furry was described as a calm, delicate, friendly, isolated, vibrant and friendly young man who used to play basketball and make bombs in the yard of his house when he [[Fact|didn't have other shit to do]]. He had no friends but his own sister, not even with his basketball hobby, [[Pedophilia|where he was very good]]. Petri, as any average user of ED, was alone and marginalized, and most of his contacts were exclusively on the [[Ohinternet|internet]].
At school, Petri was intimidated and discriminated, and it was worst in high school, where no one interfered because Petri denied the bullying, so his father couldn't do anything but sit on his sofa and eat popcorn watching football.
Petri did moderately well at school and had a great interest in nature and chemistry, this last would be the subject he would study at the university, before becoming a [[an hero]].

[[File:petri forum fintalk.jpg|thumb|Petri's last post on Kotikemia a few hours before the bombing]]

== The Internetz Made Him Do It!! ==
Petri was a member of the Kotikemia (Home Chemistry in non-[[moonspeak]]) [[forum]]. The [[pigs]] took the 17 year old head [[janitor]] of the forum to court but was acquitted of all charges because he [[dindu nuffin]].

[[File:Myyrmanni mall aftermath.jpg|thumb|Petri's bomb worked very well]]

== Doomsday ==
18:00: Petri arrives at Myyrmanni. He wanders around the mall for a bit.
19:00: Eyewitness notices someone handling a backpack in a bathroom stall.
19:30: Our hero sits on benches near the site of the explosion. The backpack containing the bomb is next to his feet at that moment.
19:34: Petri is seen holding the bag.
19:36 The bomb explodes, killing him instantly and annihilating 6 others (You could do better!)

== Theories ==
Unlike most attention-seeking [[mass shooter]]s ([[Columbine Copycats]] in particular) and [[butthurt]] [[Reporting Un-Islamic content|mujahideen]] [[Bomberman|bombers]], Petri failed to write an [[epic]] manifesto that blamed society for his intact [[virginity]]. Therefore, there have been a few theories as to why he blew up kids at the mall.

1. [[Suicide Bomber|Suicide Bombing]] - Petri deliberately blew up both the [[mall]] and himself [[Mitchell Henderson|after losing his]] [[iPod]]. As mentioned above however, he didn't write a manifesto describing his [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]] and the mistreatment starting the day he was born. Trenchcoat adorned [[edgy]] [[teenagers]] who get [[bullied]] and listen to [[Germany|Rammstein]] aren't the only ones who want pity points for killing themselves. All the [[kewl kids|coolest]] bombers have manifestos (e.g. [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]], [[Anders Behring Breivik]], [[Unabomber]]). The point is, the [[Feds]] think he would probably would have been more interested in describing his ideological or political reasoning.

2. [[Accident]] - Armas Gerdt, Petri's father, wrote in his book that he thought it was an accident. Petri was simply waiting in the mall so he could detonate it in a nearby forest. However, the sun had already gone down and no one wants to detonate a bomb in the dark. The bomb was also filled with nails and bullets which suggests he wanted to do some damage. Some also theorize that he arrived around closing time so the bomb would go off in the mall when no one else was around. He sat on the bench to wait for everyone to leave but the bomb went off too early, resulting in a reverse [[Columbine]] situation (A failed bombing that turned into a mass-shooting because all their bombs were [[crap]]).

3. [[Fail|The bombing was deliberate but he didn't mean to kill himself]] - The bomb had a timer so it is plausible that Petri intended to leave it somewhere high traffic so he could watch the carnage unfold in real time. When it didn't detonate when it was supposed to, Petri put it in his lap so he could try to fix it. This inadvertently cause it to explode in his face and blew him into chunks.

4. [[IRL Trolling]] - The only true answer. [[I did it for the lulz|Petri did it for the lulz.]]

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|6| (Injured 166) |19|Didn't kill the clown|9|Bombs fanboy|15|Only Scandinavians cared|20|originated more conspiracy theories than 9/11 attacks|[[Nice|69]]|B-|Press f}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|Myyrmanni Lulz Collection|Myyrmannigallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:petri_gerdt.jpg|Petri in the news!
Image:petri gerdt id.jpg
Image:petri gerdt 2.jpg
Image:Kid Petri Gerdt.jpg
Image:Petrigerdtarmy.png|Petri in the army
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:cartel beheading.jpeg|Recreation of Petri's body after the bombing kindly provided by the Sinaloa Cartel.
Image:Myyrmanni mall before.jpg|Before
Image:Myyrmanni mall after.jpg|After
Image:Myyrmanni mall aftermath 2.jpg|Moar of Petri's work
Image:Champions Of Finland.jpg|Petri with his successors
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Brave [[Swede]] who took up the [[Japan|Nipponese blade]] to slice up [[sand niggers|kebabs]] infesting his school.
* [[Mr. Saari]] - Pecker Auvinen but better.
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - Columbine [[Fantard|Stan]] Fin that caused massive butthurt in [[Scandinavia|Fjordnigger-Land]] five years later after [[pwn]]ing some kids at Finland's first [[school shooting]].
* [[Robert Steinhäuser]] - [[Kraut]] who went [[postal]] (also in 2002) on his teachers after getting expelled from school.
* [[Salman Abedi]] - a britsh version of Petri but <s>[[Elliot Rodger|he hate woman]]</s> [[Islam]]

==External Links==
* [https://svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2020/12/27/ensam-osynlig-livsfarlig-bomben-i-myyrmanni-var-inte-en-isolerad-handelse-utan Fin Website with CCTV footage]

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Gleb Korablev

2024-09-23T10:55:20Z

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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
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'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev''' (September 13, 2001 - October 17, 2019; 18 years old at time of death) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].

==The Video==
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==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.

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2024-09-21T11:34:37Z

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On the morning of March 14th, [[2015]] in [[Spain]], [[Airplane|Germanwings Flight 9525]] took off from Barcelona to [[Germany|Düsseldorf]], it so completely normal flight until the captain [[David Sonboly|Patrick Sondenheimer]] left the cockpit to taking [[shit]] on the [[Taco Bell|toilet]]. co-Andreas Lubitz locked the door and overrode the door code from the inside, [[Fuck|begining of horror]]

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2024-09-21T10:03:16Z

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Nobel Prize for Racism

2024-09-19T18:50:06Z

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[[Image: Original_Hitler.jpg|thumb|The man.]]
[[Image:BushLULZ.jpg|thumb|Three-time nominee and 2005 winner [[George Bush]] giving his acceptance speech. He had been considered for his missionary work in the Middle East before receiving the prize for his efficient handling of Hurricane Katrina's impact on black population.]]
The '''Nobel Prize for Racism''' (NPR) is, easily, the most highly coveted of the Nobel Prizes. It was created in 1945 when several Nobel Peace Prize winners complained that [[Adolf Hitler]] did not receive enough positive support in the media. They created the prize to honour those with unique viewpoints which are not commonly accepted but are still highly accurate. The prize is widely regarded as the most prestigious award available in any field created by humans. Each recipient, or laureate, receives a bust and a signed photo of Mr. Hitler.

The NPR goes to a man, organization (or, on rare occasions, a [[woman]]) who has helped the cause or done extensive research into the area of racism to try and prove something. However, your typical lone gunman, he who channels his rage through a [[High Score|single homicidal act]], sometimes for cogent racist motives, does not qualify.

The winner is decided by an international Committee of randomly selected middle class, [[white]] males, age 25-75. Potential winners are nominated by the general public, and the Committee does whatever is necessary to decide on a winner (usually involves either rock, paper, scissors or some sort of drinking game). That’s why some winners are really surprising or controversial, even among members of the Committee.

Not to be confused with "Racists who won the Nobel Prize".

==Controversies and criticisms==

Among minor criticisms, the Prize Committee has been accused of omitting more deserving candidates. They have also been accused of having a North American focus or bias. The Americentric nature of the award was acknowledged by [[Rush Limbaugh]], member of the committee since 1996, as a problem with the award and was attributed to the tendency to relate more to the american craziness and violence.
[[Image:KKKRally.jpg|thumb|Michael Richards fan club having a rally to try and get the prize to its leader.]]
One of the most criticised winners was [[W]]. Yet W is incredibly respected for his acceptance speech which became world renowned as the best acceptance speech ever given. When he won the award he walked on stage, looked into the camera, and simply said "I did it for the lulz." His speech is now often quoted online and has become a common acceptance speech by NPR winners.

===Overlooked achievements===

The Committee confirmed that Caleb Rolles, who spent two decades proving that niggers like watermelon, was nominated many times. Later members of the Committee expressed regret that he was not given the prize.

Other high profile individuals with widely recognised contributions to racism have been missed out. The Washington Post lists [[Supreme Court|William Rehnquist]], [[Ronald Reagan]], [[Robert Byrd]], [[transvestite|J. Edgar Hoover]], John Wayne, Strom Thurmond and [[Gandhi]], as people who "never won the prize, but should have."

Multiple NPR nominees include Jay-Z, [[Mel Gibson|Hutton Gibson]], Tommy Hilfiger, the [[jewry|B'nai B'rith]], Margaret Thatcher, and [[Oprah]].

===Refusals and constraints===

Two laureates have voluntarily declined the NPR. In 2002, A. Wyatt Mann was awarded the Prize but refused, stating, "An artist must reject to allow himself to be transformed into an institution, even if it takes place in the most honourable form." The Wikipedia Jews, chosen as the 2011 winners for their anti-gentile hate speech, declined the prize, stating that the Committee did not reach [[consensus]]. Then their followers protected the Nobel Prize pages.

Neither Alfred Rosenberg, a key Nazi theoretician, nor Julius Streicher, widely known as "Jew-Baiter Number One" in Nazi Germany, could be selected for the 1947 prize due to the inconvenience that they had been executed the previous year.

In 1961, Adolf Eichmann, another revered Nazi, was forced to decline his prize as he had been kidnapped by the Mossad in 1960 and put on trial for alleged crimes against humanity. [[Josef Mengele]], who won in 1972, had his visa application denied by the U. S. government, unlike so many other Nazis who lived in America and worked for the [[CIA]] after the war.

==Laureates==
{| class="wikitable"
! scope="col" | Year
! scope="col" | Laureate
! scope="col" | Country
! scope="col" | Rationale
|-
! scope="row" | 1945
| William Joseph Simmons || [[United States]] || As the founder of the second [[Ku Klux Klan]] and for his efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge on white supremacy, white nationalism, nativism, antisemitism and confederatism.
|-
! scope="row" | 1946
| Henry Ford || United States || For his valuable, important, and witty work and for his tireless search for truth, making it available to the general population.
|-
! scope="row" | 1947
| Charles Maurras|| [[France]] || In recognition of his pioneering and radical ideas on state racism.
|-
! scope="row" | 1948
| Stanley Bruce || [[Australia]] || [For being] one of the foremost advocates of the “White Australia” policy.
|-
! scope="row" | 1949
| Hiram Wesley Evans || United States ||For his magnificent work as Imperial Wizard, during which the KKK experienced its peak in membership.
|-
! scope="row" | 1950
| Albert Brackmann ||[[Germany]]|| For having integrated insights from historic research into propaganda techniques, especially in favor of Nazi genocidal policies and ethnic cleansing in Eastern Europe.
|-
! scope="row" | 1951
|State Institute for Racial Biology|| [[Sweden]] || For its pathbreaking contributions to the study of racial science, eugenics and human genetics.
|-
! scope="row" | 1952
|Eugen Fischer and Hans F. K. Günther ||Germany || For their investigations and discoveries in relation to eugenics and the purity of races, which greatly influenced legislation on race and the Third Reich racialist thought.
|-
! scope="row" | 1953
| Ante Pavelić ||[[Croatia]]|| For his extreme nationalism and the brutal regime he led in his country, which implemented genocidal policies towards the Serb, Jewish and Roma populations.
|-
! scope="row" | 1954
| Skull and Bones|| United States || For acting as a nurturer of the white establishment in America.
|-
! scope="row" | 1955
| Elof Eriksson|| [[Sweden]] || For his role as the main exponent of anti-Semitism in inter-war Sweden, evidence of lofty idealism, artistic perfection and a rare combination of the qualities of both heart and intellect.
|-
! scope="row" | 1956
| George Lincoln Rockwell || United States || Founder of the American Nazi Party and a major figure in the neo-Nazi movement in the United States, whose authentic beliefs and rich writings are highly influential among white nationalists and supremacists all over the country.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 1957
|Nihal Atsız || Turkey || For a rich and intensive prose, which with he has pursued the indispensable traditions of racism and has exerted a far-reaching influence on our age.
|-
|Adrien Arcand || Canada || Self-proclaimed "Canadian [[Führer]]", in consideration of his power of observation and virility of ideas that enhance our understanding of a distorted social order.
|-
! scope="row" | 1958
| Savitri Devi|| France/Greece || In recognition of an idealistic philosophy of life, first as a spy who served the Axis powers, then as a penetrating author who has greatly influenced neo-Nazism and [[Bullshit|Nazi occultism]].
|-
! scope="row" | 1959
| Helene Elizabeth Princess von Isenburg and Gudrun Burwitz || Germany || For their efforts through Stille Hilfe, a relief organization for arrested, condemned and fugitive SS members.
|-
! scope="row" | 1960
| [[Walt Disney]] || United States ||Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, given for strengthening the organization.
|-
! scope="row" | 1961
| Adolf Eichmann||Germany|| For his ardent work in favor of the [[oven|Final Solution]] to the [[?|Jewish Question]].
|-
! scope="row" | 1962
| Hendrik Frensch Verwoerd || South Africa || As the chief architect of [[Apartheid]], for his leading role in socially engineering his country's system of institutionalized racial segregation and white supremacy, and implementing its policies.
|-
! scope="row" | 1963
| Julio Meinvielle|| [[Argentina]]|| Prolific antisemitic writer, the Committee recognizes his oeuvre of universal validity, characterized by melancholic insights, frankness of prose and racist integrity.
|-
! scope="row" | 1964
|Paul Rassinier || France || The father of [[Holocaust denial]], whose literary oeuvre, sustained by a historical vision, expresses the essence of the anti-semitic mind.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 1965
| Oswald Mosley || United Kingdom || For his contributions as founder of the British Union of Fascists (BUF) and as a fierce advocate of the dangers of immigration and mixed marriages.
|-
| Wesley A. Swift|| United States || For his key role in the violent process which today characterizes [[Christian]] Identity.
|-
! scope="row" | 1966
| ODESSA || [[Germany]] || For its crucial role in aiding fallen SS officers and creating the fourth Reich in behalf of humanity.
|-
! scope="row" | 1967
| Nation of Islam || United States || Black supremacist and antisemitic religious organization.
|-
! scope="row" | 1968
| Lucien Rebatet || [[France]] || For his always inspired virulent antisemitism, which in a highly artistic form gives expression to a whole nation.
|-
! scope="row" | 1969
| Julius Evola || [[Italy]]||In appreciation of his brilliant literary achievements, characterized as they are by a nobility of style, a profound sense of his time, and a true racist temperament.
|-
! scope="row" | 1970
| Revilo P. Oliver || United States || In consideration of his deep learning and critical research, and above all as a tribute to the creative energy and lyrical force which characterize his writing for white supremacist causes.
|-
! scope="row" | 1971
| Jordán Bruno Genta|| [[Argentina]] || Writer and educator, widely considered the ideologue of the Argentine extreme right-wing through his intense authorship, imbued with clarity of thought about the Jewish people.
|-
! scope="row" | 1972
| [[Josef Mengele]] || [[Germany]]||For his theories concerning twins and his discoveries through human experimentation.
|-
! scope="row" | 1973
|Gen. Alexander Haig, Dick Wilson and the [[FBI|Federal Bureau of Investigation]]||United States|| For the Wounded Knee massacre against more than 200 [[Injuns|native americans]], which has opened new paths for the use of military forces based on racism in the modern world.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 1974
| Austin App || Germany/United States || The first major American holocaust denier and author of "The Six Million Swindle", which has given us fresh access to reality through translucent axioms and images.
|-
| Florentine Rost van Tonningen||Netherlands||For her untiring devotion to advance extreme-right and racist ideology.
|-
! scope="row" | 1975
| [[Johnny Rebel]] || United States|| Primarily in appreciation of his fruitful and outstanding musical compositions that voice sympathy for Jim Crow-era segregation and the Ku Klux Klan, with special mention of "Who Likes a Nigger?", "Nigger Hatin' Me", "Some Niggers Never Die (They Just Smell That Way)", and "Move Them Niggers North."
|-
! scope="row" | 1976
| CEDADE || [[Spain]] ||For its efforts as an unofficial body to formulate the general principles of neo-Nazism in Spain, France and Latin America.
|-
! scope="row" | 1977
| [[Henry Kissinger]] || [[Germany]]/[[United States]]/[[Israel]]||Jew, [[Christian|Gentile]]-hater.
|-
! scope="row" | 1978
| Jef van de Wiele || [[Belgium]] || For his lasting political work which provides a liberating image of the white man's indomitable spirit.
|-
! scope="row" | 1979
| John Ross Taylor || [[Canada]] || Because of his outstanding merits as fascist political activist and leader in white nationalist circles, reinforcing neo-Nazi organizations and the glorification of Adolf Hitler.
|-
! rowspan="2"| 1980
| Maurice Bardèche || France || For his vigorous and graphic art of description and his ability to create, with [[lulz|wit and humor]], new ways to expand the ideas of fascism and Holocaust denial in post–World War II Europe.
|-
| Artur Axmann || Germany || [F]ormer leader of the Nazi Youth, and for his unwavering loyalty to the NSDAP.
|-
! scope="row" | 1981
| William Luther Pierce ||United States || As a tribute to a consummate racist and idealist, which he has demonstrated as the founder of [[National Alliance]] and as an author of sensual ecstasy, explorer of a humanity beyond and below the reigning civilization.
|-
! scope="row" | 1982
| John Tyndall|| United Kingdom || Prominent figure in British nationalism and neo-Nazism, leader of the National Front and founder the British National Party.
|-
! scope="row" | 1983
| Richard Girnt Butler || United States || Leader of the Christian Identity, for his zealous work to promote hate and violence in the United States, which led to the creation of the white supremacist group [[Aryan]] Nations.
|-
! scope="row" | 1984
| Robert Faurisson ||France||For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen [[Lollercaust]] denial and for his academic work distinguished by a narrative mastery and the rare purity of its style.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 1985
| Meir Kahane ||[[Israel]]/United States|| Orthodox [[rabbi]], sensitive writer, and ultra-nationalist politician, cofounder of the Jewish Defense League and founder of the Israeli political party Kach, strongholds of arabophobia, [[islamophobia]] and ethno-religious supremacism.
|-
| Léon Degrelle||Belgium|| In recognition of his earnest search for truth, his potent power of thought, his wide range of vision, and the warmth and strength in presentation with which in his numerous works he has vindicated and developed the post-war resurgence of fascism and neo-Nazism.
|-
! scope="row" | 1986
| [[Pol Pot]] || Cambodia || Head of the Khmer Rouge, who orchestrated the [[High Score|Cambodian genocide]] to purify their country along racial, social and political lines, explicitly targeting various ethnic groups for [[Epic Win|extinction]].
|-
! scope="row" | 1987
| Joop Glimmerveen || [[Netherlands]]|| Far right leader whose political work has revived the great traditions of the [[Nazi]] ideology in his land.
|-
! scope="row" | 1988
| Willis Carto||United States|| One of America's most influential political racial theorists, the Committee applauds his incorruptible activism and intense promotion of antisemitic theories and Holocaust denial, materialized through the Liberty Lobby, the Populist Party, the American Free Press, the Institute for Historical Review and Noontide Press.
|-
! scope="row" | 1989
| [[Barbara Bush]]|| United States||Never liked niggas.
|-
! scope="row" | 1990
| Ben Klassen||Ukraine/United States|| One of the greatest living masters of white racialist movement, with special reference to his monumental work, “Racial Holy War - This Planet is All Ours.”
|-
! scope="row" | 1991
| [[LA]] Police Department ||United States|| For an extraordinary display of [[police]] brutality against Rodney King, as a corollary of decades of institutional racism, blatant impunity and abuse against incalculable civilians.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 1992
| Georgios Papadopoulos||[[Greece]]|| As a military leader and a symbol of neo-fascism and xenophobia, whose legacy brings alive a continent's destiny and dreams.
|-
|Princess Marie Adelheid of Lippe|| Germany || Brave and loyal Nazi before and after the War, and for her musical flow of voices and counter-voices in prose and poetry that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the jewish menace.
|-
! scope="row" | 1993
| Gaston-Armand Amaudruz || [[Switzerland]] || For authoring "Ubu Justicier au Premier Procès de Nuremberg", one of the first works to question the veracity of the Holocaust, and for being an influential political philosopher in the post-war period.
|-
! scope="row" | 1994
| [[Eugene Terreblanche|Eugène Terre'Blanche]] || [[South Africa]] || For his fight against anti-[[apartheid]] struggles and for threatening civil war to maintain white rule in his country.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 1995
| Slobodan Milosevic || [[Serbia]] ||Mastermind of the ethnic cleansing campaign that took place during the 1992-1995 Bosnian War.
|-
|Théoneste Bagosora || Rwanda || For his crucial role in the 1994 Rwandan genocidal mass slaughter of Tutsi and moderate Hutu tribes.
|-
! scope="row" | 1996
| Ernst Zündel|| [[Germany]] || Uncompromising [[Holocaust]] denier and pamphleteer, whose vivid literary work reveals a deep-rooted inspiration that appeals to the readers' own feelings, stimulating their imaginations.
|-
! scope="row" | 1997
| Jesse Helms || United States || As a [[Republican]] Senator from [[North Carolina]], for his lifelong work in favor of ethnic separatism, and as an outspoken opponent of integration and the Civil Rights Act.
|-
! scope="row" | 1998
| Jean-Marie Le Pen || [[France]] || Prominent right-wing politician and founder of the xenophobe and anti-semitic Front National party, and for combating racial equality in his country.
|-
! scope="row" | 1999
| Kevin B. MacDonald || United States || Chronicler of the jewish experience, who with ethical depth, fire and visionary power resembling classical Nazism, has subjected a whole race to scrutiny and has discovered new symbols for the clash of cultures.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 2000
| Don Black||United States||Founder of [[Stormfront]], [[Internets]]' first major hate site, which laid the foundations of cyber racism.
|-
| ''Mankind Quarterly'' || United States || Academic journal dedicated to physical and cultural anthropology, considered a cornerstone of the scientific racism establishment.
|-
! scope="row" | 2001
| [[Nigga|Robert Mugabe]] || [[Zimbabwe]] || [[Old]] jigaboo who persecutes Zimbabwe's white minority, proving that racism goes both ways.
|-
! scope="row" | 2002
| [[A. Wyatt Mann]]||United States||For his [[Happy Merchant|cartoons]] which through their combination of a broad perspective on his time and a sensitive skill in characterization, have contributed to a renewal of lulzy racism.
|-
! scope="row" | 2003
| [[Prussian Blue]]||United States||Through their songs rich in [[irony|nuance]], Prussian Blue has taught the american youth the evilness of multiculturalism and the lies of the Holocaust.
|-
! scope="row" | 2004
| [[Mel Gibson]]||[[Australia]]||Producer/director/writer of the magnificent [[epic]] movie "The Passion of the Christ", which sparked new interest on the fact that jews killed [[Jesus]].
|-
! scope="row" | 2005
| [[W]]||United States||For his handling of Hurricane [[Katrina]] and [[George Bush doesn't care about black people|not caring]] about [[black people]].
|-
! rowspan="2"| 2006
| Miguel Serrano||[[Chile]]||Prominent figure in the neo-Nazi movement as an exponent of [[Bullshit|Esoteric Hitlerism]], for an influential work that has explored the periphery of human experience.
|-
| [[Michael Richards]]||United States||For shouting ''"Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!"'' to some niglet and bringing back sweet memories of lynching to the american consciousness.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 2007
| [[Andrew Schlafly]] ||United States
| rowspan=2| Creators of [[Conservapedia]] and [[Metapedia]], respectively, two online pseudoencyclopedias which compile justifications for racism, eliminationism, hate speech and persecution.
|-
| Anders Lagerström || [[Sweden]]||
|-
! scope="row" | 2008
| [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]||[[Iran]]||In recognition of his anti-Semitic views and for exposing the truth about [[Jews did WTC|Jews and the 9/11 attacks]].
|-
! scope="row" | 2009
| [[Ann Coulter]] || United States || [[H8]] pamphleteer and massive bitch who advocates violent solutions based upon intolerance and guns, in order to preserve the historical and cultural heritage of [[Amerikkka|her people]].
|-
! rowspan="2" | 2010
| Mel Gibson||Australia||For his racial slurs against [[spics]] using the term "wetbacks", and [[Lol|denouncing one of his employees to immigration authorities]].
|-
| Dwight York || United States || Musician, writer, [[irony|black supremacist]], [[pedobear|child molester]] and leader of the "Nuwaubian" movement.
|-
! scope="row" | 2011
| [[The Wikipedia Jews]]||Israel/United States||For creating all of Wikipedia Israel-related articles and cleverly manipulating so many others, in an impassioned quest for apologizing the Jewry, invalidating the Gentiles and rewriting history from the word go.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 2012
|Ursula Haverbeck ||Germany||Epicist of the Nazi experience, who with fire and visionary power, depicts the landscape of the National Socialism.
|-
|David Irving ||United Kingdom|| For his enduring work, by which, with great luminosity, he has made his racist thought a part of the western literature for over four decades.
|-
! scope="row" | 2013
| [[Pamela Geller]]||Israel/United States||For her anti-Muslim ads in New York City subway stations which show a picture of the burning [[9/11|World Trade Center]] with a quote from the Qu'ran, and aligning herself with the fascist English Defence League which caused her to get banned from the entire UK.
|-
! scope="row" | 2014
| [[2channel]]||[[Japan]]||In recognition of its efforts, with its massive size, anonymous posting and reluctance to remove racist messages, to promote ultra-nationalism and hate speech against minorities and specific ethnic groups in Japan and elsewhere.
|-
! scope="row" | 2015
| Konstantinos Plevris||[[Greece]]||For the art of memory with which he has evoked ethnic and racial hatred, contributing significantly to shape the direction of the Greek extreme right.
|-
! scope="row" | 2016
| [[Donald Trump]]||[[United States]]||For upholding his country's unquestionable leadership in major-league racism, the Committee salutes his Hitlerian vision and heavy cojones, which are unprecedented in the presidential ticket of a major political party.
|-
! scope="row" | 2017
| Udo Walendy||[[Germany]]||Lifelong [[Politically Correct|Holocaust revisionist]], for his polyphonic writings and his seminal work on Germany's guilt for the [[WWII|Second World War]].
|-
! scope="row" | 2018
|[[English Defence League]]||United Kingdom||For its decisive contribution to the building of the counter-jihad movement in the United Kingdom and Europe, as the Western world is being subjected to takeover by Muslims.
|-
! scope="row" | 2019
| Franco Freda ||[[Italy]]||As one of the leading neo-Nazi ideologues of the Italian far-right, and for acting as a driving force in efforts to prevent a multicultural society.
|-
! scope="row" | 2020
| Blue Lives Matter||[[United States]]||For their efforts to safeguard a system of discriminatory policing and [[racial profiling]], as a precondition for [[police brutality]] and lasting [[white supremacy]].
|-
! scope="row" | 2021
| Jake "[[QAnon]] Shaman" Angeli, Joe Biggs, Derrick Evans, Tim "[[Baked Alaska]]" Gionet, Simone Gold, Klete Keller, Ethan Nordean, Rick Saccone, Jon Schaffer, John Earle Sullivan, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys and Three Percenters, [[You]]||[[United States]]||For their resolute efforts to overturn the election of Creepy Joe Biden in favor of [[The Donald|Darth Tax Evader]] during the United States Capitol storming, thus maintaining white power in the White House.
|-
! rowspan="3" | 2022
|Renaud Camus ||France|| For reinforcing old conspiracy abstractions and engendering new generations of racists worldwide through his "Great Replacement" theory that much inspired [[Brenton Tarrant|white]] [[Patrick Crusius|peo]][[Payton Gendron|ples]] to raped [[Islam|minority]]
|-
|David Duke||United States|| Master showman, in recognition of a unequalled and impactful body-of-work and his decades on the racist scene.
|-
|Aleksandr Barkashov||Russia|| For his enduring accomplishments and fundamental contributions to the neo-fascist and neo-nazi movement in his native Russia and elsewhere.
|-
! rowspan="2" | 2023
|Gottfried Küssel ||Austria|| In recognition of his cross-border leadership and remarkable anti-Semitic outlook.
|-
|[[Ben Garrison]]||United States|| For a career of consummate skill and artistry whose work reminds us of the power of political cartoons to reveal the full range of xenophobia, racism and conspiracy theories
|-
! scope="row" | 2024
| [[Elon Musk]]||[[South Africa]]|| For his brave creativity and outstanding efforts in the art of promoting anti-Semitic and racist hate on social media.
|-
|}

== Countries by number of wins ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!Country
!Prizes
|-
|United States
| align=center| 40
|-
|Germany
| align=center| 15
|-
|France
| align=center| 8
|-
|Israel
| align=center| 4
|-
|United Kingdom
| align=center| 4
|-
|Australia
| align=center| 3
|-
|Greece
| align=center| 3
|-
|Sweden
| align=center| 3
|-
|South Africa
| align=center| 3
|-
|Canada
| align=center| 2
|-
|Netherlands
| align=center| 2
|-
|Argentina
| align=center| 2
|-
|Belgium
| align=center| 2
|-
|Italy
| align=center| 2
|-
|Ukraine
| align=center| 1
|-
|Croatia
| align=center| 1
|-
|Spain
| align=center| 1
|-
|Rwanda
| align=center| 1
|-
|Serbia
| align=center| 1
|-
|Zimbabwe
| align=center| 1
|-
|Iran
| align=center| 1
|-
|Japan
| align=center| 1
|-
|Cambodia
| align=center| 1
|-
|Switzerland
| align=center| 1
|-
|Chile
| align=center| 1
|-
|Russia
| align=center| 1
|-
|Austria
| align=center| 1
|-
|}

==See also==

*[[Alt-right]]
*[[Dave Chappelle]]
*[[You Win the Prize]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[KFC|The Colonel]]
*[[police brutality|The Police]]
*[[Vox Dramatica prize]]

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Sam Hyde

2024-09-19T18:17:01Z

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{{spoiler|SAM HYDE RAPED 15-YEAR-OLD [[Marky Thompson|MARKY THOMPSON]] AND PUNCHED HER NOSE UNTIL BLEEDING WHEN HE WAS 29}}
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'''Sam Hyde{{jew}}''' aka '''The Candyman''', is a so-called [[YouTube]] "comedian" & reality tv star who has made his bones by being cancelled for edgy jokes. Despite the longevity of his efforts, the only group that gave a bloody fuck about him was [[tv/|/tv/]], until 4channers started attaching his picture to any notable tragedy in the news and trolling news stations like [[CNN]] into believing he's the shooter. Thus creating the [[Forced Meme|"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT"]] meme, which is basically [[Arrow to the knee|ARROW TO DA KNEE]] for the modern man, as every [[summerfag]] [[Pepe The Frog|frogposter]] types the same tired meme in the comment section whenever they're watching a Sam Hyde video.

Sam is kind of a wannabe "shock jockey", which means he wants to earn money by showing people his dick without going to prison for it, but he's not attractive enough to work in the sex industry. He's also not smart enough to write jokes, so he settled for kind of an in-between area where he basically shows people his penis or does other offensive things and tells them he was joking; That is assuming he doesn't just [[ripoff]] [[Tim & Eric]] and call it a day. In school, Sam was that guy who used to tell you, "Dude, your shoes are gay," even though they were goddamn perfectly fine shoes, and if you told him off about it he'd act like you were the one with the social problems.

Sam Hyde obviously [[Truth|doesn't bathe]], groom, read, or understand subtlety. Because of a massive [[Nigger|inferiority complex]], it appears Sam's sole goal in life is to [[Turkey|bring other people down to his level]] by being a really annoying inconvenience. If there's a social convention we all follow pretty wordlessly, like "don't let horses fuck you in the ass because they'll perforate your colon", Sam Hyde will be there to break that social convention, forcing everyone to stop and pass some retarded law explicitly forbidding it in the future. Sam will then brag endlessly about what he did because he's just so happy he had a lasting impact on local legislature.

== Sam is an Idiot ==
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Sam is one of those idiots who doesn't really understand people, so he decides there's something wrong with everyone else and tries to be praised for pointing it out. So basically just your average attention whore, kind of like [[Brianna Wu]] but maybe uglier - but we'll talk Sam and Brianna Wu in a second. Sam believes that he got his start so he could troll [[hipsters]], but jury's out on whether or not he could actually tell you what a hipster does. Sam has sort of a reputation for being obnoxious towards certain groups without seeming to grasp what particular aspects of those groups are absurd. He just knows some of them aren't popular for whatever reason, and then he goes and acts like an asshole towards them because Sam is just one of those guys.

Another interesting note is that Sam Hyde considers himself "charismatic", even though ordinary people learn to hate him right away. He most likely arrived at this conclusion by finding friends who were stupider than him, or who were actually, on record, noted as being mentally handicapped. For the most part, all his "brilliant tricks" only seem to work if he's lying about something stupid nobody cares about, because as soon as one of his "satire ideas" involved stealing a few thousand dollars, he got blasted out of the water. It seems like a lot of people in his life just kind of tolerate Sam's behavior and try to ferry him from day without letting him starve to death or run himself over with his own bicycle.

== Sam Inconveniences Anime Fans ==
Sam realized that people sometimes make fun of anime fans, but Sam doesn't give any appearance of knowing why. So Sam decides to apply for a panel at a convention by faking his credentials, and the convention gives him a slot. People who show up to see what Sam is doing wind up disappointed or maybe a little irritated. Sams pats himself on the back as a genius of satire.

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== Sam Inconveniences Gay People ==
Sam goes to some sort of event where people wouldn't want him to be by pretending he won't be an asshole. Suprise! Sam is an asshole! As with the anime convention above, Sam appears not to fully understand any real aspects of the whole gay thing, but he knows gay people get picked on sometimes so he wants to do it too because cool kids do that and Sam is on meth. Again, he sort of disappoints everyone and some people get irritated.

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{{Squote|About the homophobia: obviously MDE/Sam are not homophobic, in fact Sam is an FTM transsexual (not kidding) who’s fucked all kinds of pansexual beasts and ugly little dykes. In fact as I am writing this, I am getting fucked by an asexual crippled Mujer with a feeldoe. I am about to stop so that I can hop on a Sybian and administer heavy oral to a mentally disabled black male furry.|MDE|color=silver|size=360%}}

== Sam Inconveniences TEDx Talk ==
Sam fakes credentials to get a slot on TEDx Talk. Noticing a pattern here? It seems what Sam views as "comedy" appears to be not a whole lot more than just "pathological lying". It's like he grasped the vague idea that comedy sometimes has to do with double-entendre, where it may appear you mean one thing when you really mean another, but somewhere along the way he got confused. He likes to brag he tricked TED Talk, but actually the show he infiltrated was a smaller, local thing. TEDx Talk was disappointed and kind of irritated.

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== Sam Inconveniences His Fans ==
Sam asked for money from his fans and promised he'd send T-shirts in exchange. Sam never sent the T-shirts. His fans were disappointed and kind of irritated. A few suggested that if Sam wanted money, he could have just asked for donations, since they were trying to support the dumb asshole in the first place and there wasn't really any need for the scam.

== Sam Inconveniences Bronies ==
Sam decided to escalate to criminal fraud, because nothing is as hilarious as criminal behavior, especially to investigators had this one gone off like Sam planned. Basically, Sam uploaded a Kickstarter promising a pony dating simulator, and he was requesting a few thousand dollars to produce it. Kickstarter can be a vehicle for fraud because it requires investors to hand money over in the assumption of good faith, in the hopes that the product they'll want will be produced even without a contractual agreement. If the project goes bust, then the money vanishes. However, Sam went beyond stupid and started bragging publicly to his fans that the entire thing was a ruse, the demo was a fabricated video of a thing that didn't exist, that he'd faked his credentials as a programmer, and there was never going to be a game. Basically, it was all the evidence they'd need for a charge of "theft by false pretenses" had it gotten that far, but all the same Sam expressed a great deal of excitement over his belief that he was going to get away with it.

He wasn't going to get away with it. Within a week, people figured it out, and it was never clear how much of the money was donated by bronies and how much was donated by Sam and his friends to make it look like the project could be funded with only a little pushing. Almost nobody who kept up with any news on any place that bronies congregate was unaware of Sam. On a personal level.

Not only did the whole thing not work, but they doxxed Sam and somehow some of his private e-mails got passed around the internet. Apparently Sam irritates and disappoints a lot of people. Some pictures showed Sam with some girl he supposedly had on the side, and according to an anon who claimed to be Sam's girlfriend, his girlfriend became irritated and disappointed.
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== Sam Inconveniences [[Brianna Wu]] ==
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Because a simple Google search will now reveal that Sam irritates and disappoints all people, preventing him from tricking anyone about his credentials anymore, Sam now has to do his "comedy" through poor fools willing to trust Sam's actual credentials. Sam convinced his friend, [[Jan Rankowski]], to set up a Youtube channel and use it to act crazy. Under Sam's orders, Jan threatened [[Attention Whore|brilliant, definitely female, programming genius]] Brianna Wu. At some point Jan crashed his car, and it's unclear how that translated into comedy - Sam apparently thought it was gold, though, so they wove it into the act and made up some story about how the accident occurred while Jan was on a mission against Wu. After they released this insane story and it gained some modicum of public attention, everyone figured out it was Sam who was responsible because the guy's not exactly a clever fox.

The news reported Jan as an "arch villain" working within [[Gamergate]]. Apparently, Jan had also been in the news once before due to a lawsuit filed against his hometown in 2004. Jan was diagnosed with autism, and because of his belligerent behavior he was permanently banned from sharing playground equipment with the other kids. Jan's family attempted to sue for discrimination, but a judge likely determined that anyone who would willingly be a part of Million Dollar Extreme or associate with Sam Hyde should not be trusted with the basic social shit we assume normal humans can do. Maine's supreme court reviewed the case and seemingly came to the same conclusion.

After being caught red-handed, Sam apologized and said he'd learned a lesson and would never do something like this again. Anyone who believes him is likely to be irritated and disappointed.

== Sam Inconveniences the Jews from Adult Swim ==

After wasting away making shitty YouTube sketches and sending [[adult swim]] love letters since 2005, they finally let him have a sketch TV show. Usually people shit on television shows for using internet humor, but this one gets a pass because it's "artsy". While the show was airing its six episode season, Sam got in a small feud with a [[Jew]] from [[Buzzfeed]], Joe Bernstein. After Sam picked on him in a ten minute interview, Bernstein [[butthurt|campaigned against his show]] and got the attention of [[Tim and Eric|Tim Heidecker]], another unfunny hack that relies on internet humor. Tim had also been getting [[Pwnage|virtually abused]] by fags on /pol/, /tv/ and Sam's autistic [[reddit|subpleddit]]. So Tim sucked a few TV producers old wrinkly dicks, and lied to AT&T saying the show was attracting [[diarrhea|bad mojo]]. [[Lol|In a hilarious explosion of lulz, this lead to the show's cancellation & all of Sam's "creative" "friends" leaving him.]]

After the cancellation, Sam had to rely on his [[Newfaggots|polfag reddit refugee fanbase]] for cash. He started doing [[Vlogging|v blogs]] full time, [[Jew|and put them all under a paywall.]] In the middle of 2018 his main channel got [[B&|shut down]]; in other words his Google adsense money dried up and he [[desperate]]ly tried to hunt down paypiglets. He's now struggling to [[Whore|make money]] out of sheer laziness and lack of relevancy.

His [[unfunny|"comedic"]] formula:
*[[Tim and Eric|Tim and Eric editing]]
*[[Pol|/pol/ shitpost narratives and major redpillage]] [[Irony|(even though Sam himself is the literal embodiment of the things/people he makes fun of; if not worse)]]
*Father Figure the audience never had approach: Give college-aged male audience half-assed "advice" that he doesn't even take himself
*Laughing at your own jokes so your audience knows when to laugh
*Projection

==Sam Inconveniences His Own Subreddit==
[[File:welcometothapit.png|left|thumb|170px|Sam bragging about banning users from his subreddit]]
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Sam Hyde is an avid [[redditor]], using the platform to espouse his [[Pseudointellectual|opinions]] about society, and facilitate discussion about Million Dollar Extreme via his own subreddit, [https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme r/milliondollarextreme]. Users of the sub generally hide behind several layers of irony, for fear of possibly having a genuine interaction with another human. Serious posts occasionally show up, but are often just appeals to things Sam [[Racism|likes]] in the hopes of getting a response from him. Sam and his moderators are known to run a [[North Korea|tight ship]], making sure only Sam-approved threads and comments are posted. Users are regularly banned for mentioning Tim & Eric, who Sam Hyde hates being compared to due to having desperately begged Tim Heidecker for attention early in his career and gotten none. Users that break the rules or are too critical of Million Dollar Extreme can quickly find themselves in [[Banned|The Pit]]. As a result of the heavy moderation, genuine discussion about Million Dollar Extreme rarely takes place on the sub, being substituted with rampant ass-kissing and attempts at miming Sam's humor. In September of 2015, an [[Nerd Rage|upset]] user of the subreddit, u/lonelyboyonreddit, branched off and created [https://www.reddit.com/r/tha_pit r/tha_pit], a subreddit where banned or defected users from r/milliondollarextreme congregate to [[shitpost]] and [[Circlejerk|criticize]] Sam Hyde.

Because Sam constantly interacts with his fans via the subreddit, he's cultivated a cult-like mindset in some of them. Threads often appear asking Sam for advice on girls, life, work, and other topics that maybe you should ask your dad about instead of an [[Douchebag|internet comedian]]. Despite having achieved some kind of success in life, his advice is usually restricted to lifting weights, not smoking weed, and abstaining from masturbation. The fanaticism of Sam's fans was never more apparent then when World Peace premiered and the Adult Swim subreddit began discussing the show. People simply not understanding the humor of the show or having mixed feelings about it was enough to [[trigger]] Million Dollar Extreme fans and send them into a rage. After several weeks of r/milliondollarextreme users harassing critics of the show, r/AdultSwim [https://www.reddit.com/r/adultswim/comments/4z4353/whats_the_deal_with_some_mde_fans/ turned against them], and Sam called off his hordes.

==A Tranny Inconveniences Sam Hyde (And Pedophilia)==
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Sam has done plenty of [[Moralfaggotry|moralfag/pol shitpost]] comedy over the years, [[Irony|despite being a fat paedophilic jew himself]], having fucked actual pieces of [[jailbait]] before. Proofs/screencaps have been posted on [[4chan|4chinz]] for years, but no one really ever cared or noticed until he put out a vlog/rambling video throwing around pedo accusations against some unnamed executives, when there's solid evidence of him having [[anal]] sex with 15-16 year old girls and [[fags|trannies]]

The evidence first popped up on January 2015, where a transexual [[tripfag]] from [[4chan|4chan's]] /lgbt/ and /r9k/ boards named Edie claimed that she had sexual relations with Sam Hyde. An image compilation began circulating on the [[Chan|chans]] with screenshots of an email exchange that apparently took place between Sam and Edie, wherein Sam proposed that they do a porn together. Edie's posts on /lgbt/ purport that Sam begged her to go out with him, which she eventually obliged to. She claims that they eventually had a sexual encounter, which included Sam fucking her in the ass and begging her to go out to dinner afterwards. In November 2015, additional testimony came out where she claimed that that she put her penis in Sam's mouth, and "fucked his face". The image compilation was ammended to include the update and began circulating again.

In Summer of 2016, the image began popping up on [https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme r/milliondollarextreme]. A link to an imgur upload of the image was repeatedly posted as a comment in threads, often getting deleted within a few hours. Eventually enough people on the subreddit had seen the image that the "tranny rumor" became widely known among the Million Dollar Extreme fanbase.

In August, a [http://archive.is/0RLm3 thread] appeared on r/milliondollarextreme noting that a Youtube user was posting a link to the imgur on one of Million Dollar Extreme's Youtube videos. The user inquired if the rumors were true, to which Sam Hyde replied:

{{Squote|And no but the actual story makes me sick to my stomach and is tied to the fbi thing. I have a coalition of girls who have teamed up to fabricate rape hoaxes (and worse). I have a crying apology from one of them that I recorded secretly but she's just stupid not evil and I don't want to ruin her life. It's a serious mess tho and I don't want to get into, I actually had a girl break into my house when trappped and I were out getting groceries and when we got back she was there with her husband stealing my password notebook (I didn't find out til later).. they had driven up from Texas Lisa Nowak style. It's a dark side of humanity that you won't experience unless you start dating older chicks who hang out at tattoo shops and have lots of male friends named johnny and jeff and Dave etc|Sam Hyde's response to the "tranny rumor", via a [http://archive.is/25GGL thread on r/milliondollarextreme]|color=silver|size=360%}}

In October of 2016, a [https://www.reddit.com/r/tha_pit/comments/57vi9e/sam_hyde_facefuck_twitter_bot_now_online/ thread] was posted on [https://www.reddit.com/r/tha_pit r/tha_pit] by a user announcing that he had created a Twitter bot that would tweet the image to any user that tweeted Sam Hyde at his twitter handle, [https://twitter.com/Night_0f_Fire @Night_0f_Fire]. The bot was active for several days before being shadowbanned for breaking Twitter's automation rules. A week later, another [https://www.reddit.com/r/tha_pit/comments/59jsqh/sam_hyde_face_fuck_bot_v60_flawlessly_evading/ thread] emerged on r/tha_pit claiming that a new bot had been created that could evade Twitter's spam detection and remain active. The bot, [https://twitter.com/SamHydeTakeTheD @SamHydeTakeTheD], tweeted transgender-themed quotes to its own timeline, and tweeted the image to any user who tweeted Sam. As a result of the constant replying to Sam's followers, Sam's own Twitter threads were inundated with the image.

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==Sam Inconveniences YouTube==
Eventually, Sam struck Gold when he had the ingenious of making the same kind of retarded goyslop that get's called reality tv, but for YouTube...

Enter [[FishTank]]...

==Gallery==
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File:samhydechoke1.jpg|"taught this dirtbag a lesson she'll never forget... what's the point of swanky audrey hepburn glasses when you're blacked out and your neck is all fucked up? idk"
File:samhydechoke2.jpg|"this one definitely has a social justice blog and she probably blogged about this after... my only regret is not choking harder"
File:samhydechoke3.jpg|"two for the price of one, shoved their fingers up my ass too"
File:samhydechoke4.jpg|"she thought she was the cutest little thing, til' I showed her what a real man can do"
File:samhydechoke5.jpg|"She was laughing because I didn't start cranking it yet, but about three seconds after this one was snapped I had her tapping and choking hard."
File:samhyde1.jpg
File:samhyde2.jpg
File:Samhydefuckedatranny.jpg|The posts launching the tranny rumor.
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File:Sam-hyde-2.png|Twitter users searching to see if Sam Hyde struck again.
File:SamHydeYoutube1.jpg|<s>[[Nasim Aghdam|Security camera footage from YouTube HQ shows active shooter wearing black shirt and holding an assault style rifle]]</s> [[Ali David Sonboly|MOAR]] [[Fake News|HOAX]]
File:Alec Baldwin shooting accident - the real culprit - Sam Hyde.JPG|He got away with [[Alec Baldwin]] too
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== See Also ==
*[[pol|/pol/]]

*[[Unfunny]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Faggot]]

==External Links ==
*8chan Boards
**[https://8chan.se/mde/ .moe/.se]
**[https://8kun.top/mde/index.html 8kun]
*[https://endchan.gg/mde/ Endchan Fan Board]
*https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjNFcEK9KjyWcJ7CpYWHKVA - [[Whore|Woman]] who worked/filmed with Sam since 2009 who decided to post random footage of him she sneaked after he scammed her and wrote her $20k worth of phony checks.
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16LPoiBdNYevMSoJqkQTy_zox5rVvndu2 Video archive]
* {{twitter|new_engine}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUaZ8Ra7m7BqUEACv2jySw Current YouTube]
*[https://gumroad.com/l/hydewars His Gumroad]

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2024

2024-09-19T07:49:36Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* September */

{{time}}
'''2024''' is [[The Current Year|the current year]]; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not ''MORE'' boring than ''2023''. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.

If you need a recap of that other one, [[2023|click here]].

==January==

*1st
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].

*2nd
**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[communist]] and opposition leader [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.

*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.

*4th
**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.

*9th - [[Game Theory]] announces his retirement. Thank God.

*12th
**[[Fact|All for a good chef]], [[Wikipedia:Cooking with Lynja|Cooking With Lynja]] dies of [[sick fuck]] throat cancer.
**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]

*15th
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.

*17th - Some [[tranny]] [[Hbomberguy]] rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with [[Black Lives Matter]] advocate [[Chuggaaconroy]] over feet pics with the latter being accused as [[freak|a creep]].

*20th - [[Inanimate Insanity]] Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just [[shit no one cares about]].

*21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.

*29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would [[an hero]] his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every [[Godzilla]] film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

==February==
*1st - [[Black History Month]] begins. Prepare to see a [[nigger]]fest.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[Powerword|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 other, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.

==March==
*1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of [[Dragon Ball Z]] has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
*2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
*12th
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*22nd - [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551]]. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
*30th - Controversy goes on [[Twatter]] about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

==April==
*1st
** [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Awareness]] begins. Fuck those people.
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*10th [[OJ Simpson]] left this [[Life|Mortal Coil]]. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson

==May==
*3rd - [[Taking Down ED|ED DOWNS!]]
*13th - OMFG! [[GameStop Short Squeeze|GameStop Squeeze Again!]]
*19th
** Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING [[Minecraft|MINECRAFT]] 1.0 WITH [[Java|JAVA]] INSTALLER! [[Hahaha no|But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.]]
** Ebrahim Raisi(President of [[Iran]]) was died in plane accident.
*23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
*24th
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts.

==June==
* 1st
** [[Homosexuality|Fagfest]] starts once again.
** [[T-Series]] got BTFO by [[Mr Beast]]! No longer the most-subscribed channel on [[JewTube]]!

* 2nd - [[Shit nobody cares about|2024 Mexican elections]], [[Wimmins|'''Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo''']] is elected as [[Fail|the first female president]].
* 9th - What a nice day and [[ED]] DOWN AGAIN!
* 17th - [[ED]] returns under the .gay domain name.
* 23th - [[Terrorists|Five peaceful religious muslims]] strike at [[Russia]], AGAIN, but this time in [[Sand niggers|Dagestan]], permabanning 22 people (which [[Adolf Hitler|included jews]] and [[christians]]) and injured 45 others, before being [[Grand Theft Auto|wasted]] by [[Cops|teh pigs]].
* 21st - <s>Cody Connors disguises [[Dr DisRespect|Dr. DisRespect]]<nowiki></nowiki>'s ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.</s>
*25th
** [[Dr DisRespect]] outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
** [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).

==July==
*7th - [[Crunchyroll]] gets exposed for using [[AI]] to subtitle their [[animu]]s.
*8th - People start taking note of the [[TikTok]] AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
*12th - [[Boogie2988]] strikes again! This time, he pretended to have [[cancer]] and scammed more people.
*13th
**[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|almost gets assassinated]]. If he had died, [[Joe Biden]] would've won.
**Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for [[CP]].
*16th - [[Microsoft]] lays off an entire DEI team. [[GamerGate]] is saved!
*19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of [[Windows]] computers, causing outages all over the world.
*21st - [[Joe Biden]] makes a [[tl;dr]] {{twitter|JoeBiden/status/1815080881981190320|announcement}}. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
*23rd - [[Mr Beast]] finally kicks out [[Tranny|Ava Kris Tyson]]. (You guessed it, [[pedophilia]] again!)
*31st - [[Hamas]] leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in [[Iran]].

==August==
*8th - [[Ukraine]] invades [[Russia]] again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
*9th - [[Susan Wojcicki]] dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
*12th - [[Soyjak.party]] gets temporarily suspended by [[Namecheap]].
*16th
**[[Valve]] decides to end [[TF2]]'s wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
**Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
**[[Shit nobody cares about|Some retard]] decided to fuck up [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by creating yet another shitty attack article called "[[Icewillow9]]", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
*18th
**EWU releases {{ytlink|f1agQE9Hr08|bodycam footage}} of [[Chris-chan]], revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
**A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
*20th
**Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
**[[FurAffinity]] gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to [[Kiwi Farms]].
*21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
*22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
*23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in [[vidya]] history, ''[[Concord]]'', releases.
*26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets [[v&]] in [[France]].
*28th - [[Jewgle]] and [[Tel Aviv]] University release an AI that simulates [[Doom]].
*30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

==September==
*1st - [[Twitter]] gets banned in [[Brazil]].
*3rd - [[And nothing of value was lost|Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.]]
*4th
**14-year-old [[Colt Gray]] shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and [[Fail|only manages to kill 4 people]].
**Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the [[Minecraft]] movie.
*7th
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]] attempting a [[high score]] and pick up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] shot civilians in passing cars at Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|led to the manhunt]]
*9th
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*15th - [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after [[Ryan Routh|another would-be assassin]] brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[V&|arrested]].
*17th - [[Israel]] hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from [[Lebanon]] to make them explosive.
*18th - Joseph Couch, the man behind the previously-mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by couple livestreamer.

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2023]]'''
*[[2022|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2023]]|2024|[[future|2025]]}}
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2024

2024-09-16T13:45:30Z

Supermarcyofthailand: /* September */

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'''2024''' is [[The Current Year|the current year]]; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not ''MORE'' boring than ''2023''. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.

If you need a recap of that other one, [[2023|click here]].

==January==

*1st
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].

*2nd
**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[communist]] and opposition leader [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.

*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.

*4th
**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.

*9th - [[Game Theory]] announces his retirement. Thank God.

*12th
**[[Fact|All for a good chef]], [[Wikipedia:Cooking with Lynja|Cooking With Lynja]] dies of [[sick fuck]] throat cancer.
**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]

*15th
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.

*17th - Some [[tranny]] [[Hbomberguy]] rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with [[Black Lives Matter]] advocate [[Chuggaaconroy]] over feet pics with the latter being accused as [[freak|a creep]].

*20th - [[Inanimate Insanity]] Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just [[shit no one cares about]].

*21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.

*29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would [[an hero]] his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every [[Godzilla]] film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

==February==
*1st - [[Black History Month]] begins. Prepare to see a [[nigger]]fest.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[Powerword|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 other, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.

==March==
*1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of [[Dragon Ball Z]] has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
*2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
*12th
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*22nd - [[ISIL]] [[Allahu Akbar|blows up]] a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
*30th - Controversy goes on [[Twatter]] about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

==April==
*1st
** [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Awareness]] begins. Fuck those people.
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*10th [[OJ Simpson]] left this [[Life|Mortal Coil]]. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson

==May==
*3rd - [[Taking Down ED|ED DOWNS!]]
*13th - OMFG! [[GameStop Short Squeeze|GameStop Squeeze Again!]]
*19th
** Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING [[Minecraft|MINECRAFT]] 1.0 WITH [[Java|JAVA]] INSTALLER! [[Hahaha no|But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.]]
** Ebrahim Raisi(President of [[Iran]]) was died in plane accident.
*23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
*24th
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts.

==June==
* 1st
** [[Homosexuality|Fagfest]] starts once again.
** [[T-Series]] got BTFO by [[Mr Beast]]! No longer the most-subscribed channel on [[JewTube]]!

* 2nd - [[Shit nobody cares about|2024 Mexican elections]], [[Wimmins|'''Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo''']] is elected as [[Fail|the first female president]].
* 9th - What a nice day and [[ED]] DOWN AGAIN!
* 17th - [[ED]] returns under the .gay domain name.
* 23th - [[Terrorists|Five peaceful religious muslims]] strike at [[Russia]], AGAIN, but this time in [[Sand niggers|Dagestan]], permabanning 22 people (which [[Adolf Hitler|included jews]] and [[christians]]) and injured 45 others, before being [[Grand Theft Auto|wasted]] by [[Cops|teh pigs]].
* 21st - <s>Cody Connors disguises [[Dr DisRespect|Dr. DisRespect]]<nowiki></nowiki>'s ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.</s>
*25th
** [[Dr DisRespect]] outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
** [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).

==July==
*7th - [[Crunchyroll]] gets exposed for using [[AI]] to subtitle their [[animu]]s.
*8th - People start taking note of the [[TikTok]] AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
*12th - [[Boogie2988]] strikes again! This time, he pretended to have [[cancer]] and scammed more people.
*13th
**[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|almost gets assassinated]]. If he had died, [[Joe Biden]] would've won.
**Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for [[CP]].
*16th - [[Microsoft]] lays off an entire DEI team. [[GamerGate]] is saved!
*19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of [[Windows]] computers, causing outages all over the world.
*21st - [[Joe Biden]] makes a [[tl;dr]] {{twitter|JoeBiden/status/1815080881981190320|announcement}}. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
*23rd - [[Mr Beast]] finally kicks out [[Tranny|Ava Kris Tyson]]. (You guessed it, [[pedophilia]] again!)
*31st - [[Hamas]] leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in [[Iran]].

==August==
*8th - [[Ukraine]] invades [[Russia]] again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
*9th - [[Susan Wojcicki]] dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
*12th - [[Soyjak.party]] gets temporarily suspended by [[Namecheap]].
*16th
**[[Valve]] decides to end [[TF2]]'s wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
**Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
**[[Shit nobody cares about|Some retard]] decided to fuck up [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by creating yet another shitty attack article called "[[Icewillow9]]", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
*18th
**EWU releases {{ytlink|f1agQE9Hr08|bodycam footage}} of [[Chris-chan]], revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
**A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
*20th
**Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
**[[FurAffinity]] gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to [[Kiwi Farms]].
*21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
*22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
*23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in [[vidya]] history, ''[[Concord]]'', releases.
*26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets [[v&]] in [[France]].
*28th - [[Jewgle]] and [[Tel Aviv]] University release an AI that simulates [[Doom]].
*30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

==September==
*1st - [[Twitter]] gets banned in [[Brazil]].
*3rd - [[And nothing of value was lost|Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.]]
*4th
**14-year-old [[Colt Gray]] shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and [[Fail|only manages to kill 4 people]].
**Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the [[Minecraft]] movie.
*7th
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**Joseph Couch attempting a [[high score]] and pick up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] shot civilians in passing cars at Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|led to the manhunt]]
*9th
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*15th - [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after another would-be assassin brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[B&|arrested]].

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2023]]'''
*[[2022|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

{{history}}
{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2023]]|2024|[[future|2025]]}}
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2024-09-14T14:16:00Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

Aaron Bushnell

2024-08-22T13:59:30Z

Supermarcyofthailand: Undo revision 1886957 by Edgar181 Is Back (talk)

{{Spoilers|He justified the Re'im music festival massacre as "[[lmao|a legitimate act of war against settlers]]"}}

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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|Sometime in [[1999]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 25, [[2024]] (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[America|U.S.]] Airforce Serviceman}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|Yes, by setting himself on [[fire]]}}
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February 25, [[2024]], amongst the hilarious ongoings of the [[Gaza War|Israel-Hamas war]], 11,000 kilometers away from [[Palestine|the uncivilized]] and instead in the [[fat|lardass]] [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], '''Aaron Bushnell''' was an obvious undercover [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Hamas]], [[ISIS]] and [[Disney|Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]] operative and {{Reddituser|acebush1|Redditor}} disguised as your average serviceman in the [[Military|U.S. Air Force]] who under the guidance of [[Allah]] was sent to increase anti-Western sentiment and [[Antisemitism]] in the civilized world (anywhere other than Gaza) by becoming [[An hero]] by [[WTF|setting himself on fire and burning to death]] outside of the U.S. [[Israel|Israeli]] Embassy whilst shouting "[[Troll|Free Palestine]]".

Due to being too worried that his death would be forgotten after 2 days and not mentioning that he was an [[attention whore]], he decided to livestream the suicide, an increasingly common trend amongst an heroes with [[Ronnie McNutt]] and [[Shuaiby]] as examples of the hot new fad, meaning that Aaron’s death will be a certified hood classic on [[shock sites|gore sites]]. Like every other "self-immolater" (other than {{Wikilink|Thich_Quang_Duc|this guy}}), he began screaming, wriggling around and obviously regretting his dumbnut decision almost instantly after 5 seconds of being ablaze instead of showing [[Buddhism|self-control like a true an hero]] of that selection would.

== Background ==

[[File:AaronBushnell.jpg|thumb|What a cute [[twink]]]]

Aaron was likely trained in [[Afghanistan]] from a young age on guerilla tactics and how to suicide bomb churches but was snuck into the U.S. as an undercover soldier of Islam, he was originally a typical [[nerd]] who worked in [[hacker|cybersecurity]] before being drafted into the U.S. military during the October 2023 theatre release of ''[[Gaza War|Gaza War 15: The Arabs are fighting the Jews, again?]]''.

The most probable immediate message sent to Aaron from his [[Fed]] buddies was to commit a [[Fort Hood|terrorist attack at his own military barracks in "the name of Allah and in revenge for U.S. military presence in <s>Iraq</s> <s>Afghanistan</s> Gaza"]], but they likely realized that this would only increase [[Islamophobia]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|Christchurch fans]] in America, so in order to increase sympathy for [[Hamas|Hummus]] and [[Palestine]], a totally "new, original and never done before" protest would have to be executed.

== Self-immolation ==

{{quote|Many of us like to ask ourselves, 'What would I do if I was alive during [[slavery]]? Or the [[Racism|Jim Crow South]]? Or [[apartheid]]? What would I do if my country was committing [[genocide]]?' The answer is, you're doing [[nothing|it]]. Right now.|Aaron being [[deep thinker|deep]]}}

[[File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|center|thumb|300px]]

In the early afternoon, Aaron began a livestream on [[Twitch]] under the screen name [[Anarchism|LillyAnarKitty]]. (Closeted [[transgender]]? Perhaps) He gives a poetic speech about what he is about to do, sets down his camera and pours gasoline all over himself before whispering “Free Palestine.”. In the distance we hear a security officer say “Hey, can I help you sir?”, Aaron then struggles to start the lighter until he succeeds and catches on fire.

[[file:AaronCopPointing.jpeg|thumb|A [[police|pig]] [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|doing it wrong]]]]

He immediately begins trolling the Israeli building by repeatedly shouting “Free Palestine”, the more engulfed he becomes in flames, the louder his autistic screeches become. An officer shouts “[[Common knowledge|There’s a fire!]]”. After a few seconds the realization of what he is doing kicks in and he begins stumbling and shouting actual screams of pain rather than the shouts of your average protester.

The officers respond extremely quickly, yet for some reason [[huh|point their guns at him]] until they remember he's white. Thankfully, some officers who are not mentally challenged swoop in and extinguish the flames with fire extinguishers but alas, Aaron has already been cooked. He may not have died an American hero, but he is certainly our an hero.

== Aftermath ==

Considering this is a fairly recent event, there have not been too many reactions yet. Perhaps his sacrifice will cause even more Palestards to set themselves on fire outside their local [[ZOG]] branches, or a [[Muslim]] might even commit a typical Islamic terrorist attack in his honour. There have been some responses however, including politicians and even some friendly festival skydivers.

Typical [[progressive]] “real Muslims” who live in countries like [[Canada]], think that the hijab is “[[retarded|a choice]]” and that Muslims are persecuted in the West, began memorializing Aaron on [[Twitter]] by calling a “martyr” and saying for him to “Rest in Power”. Both of these statements angered actual traditional and fundementalist Muslims in the [[Middle East]] as they believe a non-Muslim is not someone to be praised and also [[black people]] were getting annoyed that a pussy [[white devil|whiteboy]] was being told to rest in power, a phrase which has typically been used for [[George Floyd|totally respectable and functioning members of society who always cooperate with police officers]].

In the end, we can assume that he basically did this for nothing. People are still going to die in the war and the only thing now is that Zionists have another Palestine supporter to laugh at. [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/10/palestinian-town-of-jericho-names-street-after-us-airman-who-set-himself-on-fire He had a street named after him]. Hip-hip-hooray, [[dumbass]].

All else aside, it stands as living proof that the [[Palestine|Agrabah Nazis]] can't do ''anything'' right. You're supposed to [[Holocaust|torch the Jews]] to remove them from your country, not torch yourselves. [[Retards]].

{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
| The fact he's a [[reddit]] [[commie]] basedboy just makes it 100 times funnier|/[[pol]]/ack
| He immortalised his name as a defender of human values and the oppression of the suffering Palestinian people because of the American administration and its unjust policies| [[Hamas]] <s>claiming responsibility</s>
| It's obviously a terrible tragedy, but I think it speaks to the depths of despair that so many people are feeling now about the horrific humanitarian disaster taking place in Gaza, and I share those deep concerns.|[[Bernie Sanders]]
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== See also ==

*[[An hero]] - What he is
*[[Golden iPod]] - 2024 Nominee
*[[Palestine]] - What he did it for
*[[Israel]] - The country of the embassy and the country that is [[Conspiracy|definitely genociding Muslims]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Gaza War]]
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - Also livestreamed his hero, except not over a bunch of goatfuckers
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Also livestreamed on [[Twitch]], except he was murdering [[niggers]] instead
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - #1 livestreamer of all time

== External links ==

*{{EDFthread|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/aaron-bushnell-thread.8061/#post-303029|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums thread}}
*{{Wikilink|Self-immolation_of_Aaron_Bushnell|Wikipedia article}}

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Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-08-08T09:34:35Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

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Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of [[sandniggers]] took revenge by blow up 300+ Christians as revenge for [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s ethnic cleansing ritual in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

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Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-08-08T09:31:17Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

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Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of [[sandniggers]] took revenge by blow up 300+ Christians as revenge for [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s ethnic cleansing ritual in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]

Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks

2024-08-07T13:26:56Z

Supermarcyofthailand:

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{{MissingPix}}
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge by blow up 300+ Christians as revenge for [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s ethnic cleansing ritual in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.

Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like France or Britain, these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).

== Attacks ==

Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).
There was something else in that Easter Egg...
National Thowheeth Jama'ath

Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.

A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]<center>'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''</center>

== Aftermath ==

On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

[[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]

== Graded Score ==

{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2019]]