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<p>Soturnupthelights: /* School Social Hierarchy */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Common core USA edication.jpg|thumb|Welcome to your [[Common Core|Modern Education]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Schools''' are [[punishment|torture]] chambers where lazy parents send their innocent [[children]], who are kept prisoner, to effectively cut the amount of time and effort involved in caring for them by half via glorified re-education day care centers. [[Hippies]] and overly right-wing Christian fundamentalists who fear that their children will be exposed to reality and reject the mental retardation-themed hive mind of their religious dogma often opt for alternative form of education known as [[homeschooling]] or [[Private_School|private schooling]] (i.e., non-public, non-[[government]]-funded). <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, these parents who opt for home or [[Private_School|private school]] fail to realize that their children will end up developmentally [[fucktard|stunted]] without the prescribed curriculum of [[emo|self-loathing and apathy]] that can only be learned at a public school. Schools in Londontown are over-populated buildings used by niggerz and wiggerz to practice their stabbing skills before moving into the real world. At school they learn how to: stand around in crowds intimidating old women, hover a B-Ball cap on their heads at a jaunty angle, say axe instead of ask (amongst other linguistic errors), practice an accent unknown to any other culture on the planet and most importantly; how to steal Pokemon cards. There are no teachers - or jokerz in nigger speech - at schools in Londontown as they have all been &quot;jabbed up&quot; and &quot;diced&quot; by children wearing Boxfresh pajamas. Like the [[Catholic]] church, schools are also excellent places for [[pedophiles]] to find work. If you are a lucky male student, you COULD get a 25-30-year-old female teacher who's a bimbo and will spread her legs for the entire male population of her class and later file a lawsuit against one's school for the consensual sex.<br /> <br /> [[File:Erect teacher.jpg|thumb|The average teacher]]<br /> [[File:Teacher killed by disturbed children.jpg|thumb|When second grade students rebel against the teacher, [[lulz]] ensues.]]<br /> <br /> == The only things you learn at school ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:EnglishScience.gif|thumb|You don't actually need to care about either one.]]<br /> *Your classmates are dirty minded pigs assuming you are SPED and are wannabe 12 year olds. They are evil.<br /> *Grades matter.<br /> * [[The man]] knows better what to do with your time than you.<br /> * [[Wikipedia]] is [[crap]].<br /> * All children [[lies|learn at the same pace]] (Unless you're [[AZN]] and taking [[Advanced Placement|AP]]). <br /> * The best way to prepare for the future is to not specialize and learn about as much about everything as possible.<br /> * Fuck taxes, and fuck leisure, [[Geometry|FUCKING TRIANGLES]] AND [[Microsoft|ALGEBRA]] ARE ALL YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!<br /> * If you don't learn everything, you can't go to [[College]]/[[University]]. If you don't go to College/University, you can't live a happy and fulfilling life where you need to do nothing but sit at a desk and do the same thing, all day, every day, for the majority of your life.<br /> * Every subject on [[earth]] can be presented in an uninteresting way.<br /> * The best way to evaluate pupils amount of learning is to compare the pupils results with each other.<br /> * [[shit no one cares about|The fucking headline for a news article]] [[At Least 100| from at least 300 years ago.]]<br /> * You get to learn how to [[Ancient Realms|master the ancient art]] bullshitiing dumb fuckers who are blatantly [[asking for it]].<br /> * Army [[cunt|drill sergeant]] dropout wannabes irreversibly morph into the [[truth|loud fat saggy twats known as gym teachers.]]<br /> <br /> == Why grades are needed ==<br /> <br /> [[lies|Only smart or disciplined people need a good education. Dumb or undisciplined people can make it on their own very well in the world. Also smart people need a prestigious title, exclusively granted by the man, otherwise customers could not be able to tell that they were getting a good service from their doctors, teachers, psychologists and so forth.]]<br /> <br /> == School Shootings==<br /> {{main|School Shooting}}<br /> [[File:Students.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> As you know firsthand, school is a horrible, hellish prison where the [[Columbine|jocks rule the hallways]], and everyone who doesn't conform to to peer pressure or what's cool gets brutally lynched and burned alive - at least socially. Little Jimmy mostly keeps his head down, soaks up the suffering, and goes about his miserable little day. But sometimes, that lonely little boy decides enough is enough. So he steals Daddy's gun, or somehow manages to get one on his own, and goes for the [[High Score]] by turning his local School into a bloodbath; a level straight out of DOOM, or whatever violent video game he wastes his greasy little hands on. Scientifically speaking, this is the greatest possible outcome for a student, as he (and rarely, she) will become world famous and have thousands of [[Columbiners|creepy fangirls]] who wants to suck his greasy 4 inch dick. Even those popular jock douchebags won't make as many hot jailbait girls wet. This act also generates some of the strongest shitstorms known to [[Oxymoron|western society]].<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> <br /> === In the USA ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:EmoHypocriteFag.jpg|thumb|Typical [[gay|student]] that radiates faggotry around school grounds.]]<br /> [[File:SchoolValdalism.jpg|200px|right]]<br /> [[File:Stayinschool.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> As of the year 2000, the internet had gained popularity and of course, major fags started to interact with it too. Aside from that, [[School Shooting|school shootings]], debilitating mental illness, harbl, vagoo and drugs are commonplace.<br /> <br /> Who resides at this place:<br /> <br /> * [[Mundane]] (RARE footage mostly the Preps)<br /> * [[Rich and beautiful]]<br /> * [[Attention whore|Attention Whores]], usually [[slut|sluts]] and [[Hookers_and_blow|cheerleaders]] or [[Skeezers]]<br /> * [[Shit]]<br /> * Major [[faggotry]] and [[Wapanese|Asians]]<br /> * Those [[emo]] kids<br /> * [[Asperger's Syndrome|Aspies]]<br /> * [[Scenesters]]<br /> * [[Hipsters]]<br /> * [[Fat|Those repulsive girls who wear incredibly revealing clothing]]<br /> * [[Feminism|FemiNazis]]<br /> * [[Otaku]]<br /> * [[Homos]] (Most Emos)<br /> * [[Trolls]]<br /> * [[Twinks|Confused little girls]] ([[Bronies|pedophiles]] usually [[Rape|seduce]] them).<br /> * [[Guido|Orange-Skinned]] [[faggot]]s<br /> * [[16-year-old girl|10th Grade Girls]]<br /> * [[Bully]]<br /> * [[Retards]]<br /> * [[Douchebags]]<br /> * [[Wigger|Wannabe Rednecks]] (Jocks who are ACTUALLY popular though these students are [[Australia|half]]-[[retard]]ed nonetheless)<br /> * [[Arabs]] &amp; [[Jews]]<br /> * [[Indians]]<br /> * [[Poland|Those stupid Pollacks]] (Chicago/London/Toronto/France)<br /> * [[Anonymous|Other Foreigners]]<br /> * [[Tool]]tards<br /> * [[4chan]] users (AKA [[summerfags]])<br /> * Teenagers who refuse to admit [[grunge]] died in 1995.<br /> * [[Gaia]] people<br /> * [[Spics|Cholos y Cholas]]<br /> * Cunts that shop at [[Hot Topic]]<br /> * [[13-year-old boy]]s<br /> * [[Lesbian|Faggettes]] (-1 if she's Butch) (+1 if she's a whore)<br /> * [[Fat|McDonald Munchers]]<br /> * [[Scene|Artfags]] who color their hair pink and wear a different shoe on each foot because they're expressing themselves.<br /> * Rich people's kids that like drugs, sex, cock and materialistic pleasures, mostly [[sodomy]]<br /> * Those damn [[Jock|faggots]] that play sports, also known to become attention whores.<br /> * [[English Scum|Britfags]] (WASPs)<br /> * [[Niggas]]<br /> * [[Liberal|Commie-Nazis]]<br /> * [[Poor|Poor People]] (mostly ghettofags, hustlers and TONS of dirties and hippies)<br /> * [[Camwhores]]<br /> * That [[Douchebag|asshole]] teacher who uses his dubious charisma and often jokey personality to hide the fact that he's an ignorant faggot that merely wants to fulfill quota and get paid<br /> * That retarded [[bitch]] who says stuff like [[Hippy|&quot;groovy]] homework&quot; and [[Wigger|&quot;bling bling&quot;]] to act [[Lame|like the kids]] nowadays<br /> * [[Furry|Furries]] in {{ytlink|Q77sJT8O56E|training}}<br /> * [[Basement_dweller|Gamers]]<br /> * [[Your mom]] who take it in the ass by [[Argentina|Argentinian fags]]<br /> * [[Dumbasses|Urban Dictionary users]]<br /> * [[12 year old girls|loli]]<br /> * [[Punks]] who are &quot;misunderstood&quot;.<br /> * [[Germany|Skinheads]].<br /> * [[White Trash|Inbreds]] (Known as [[Chavs]] in [[Londonistan|Not-So-Great Britain]] WHO GIVES A SHIT, THIS IS THE USA SECTION, FAGGOT!)<br /> * and [[You]] (Loser)<br /> <br /> {{center|&lt;youtube&gt;yjFKjOrIvh4&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Here is an average day at High School'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === High School ===<br /> <br /> ==== Typical High School life ====<br /> <br /> [[TL;DR|Guys locker room erection]]:<br /> <br /> {{squote|Growing up in middle school and high school I always had a problem taking a shower with the other boys. Many of the boys in high school would walk around the locker room with an erection. Rubbing it against the smaller guy’s and bragging about how big they were. My penis was [[asian|very small]] about 1” with out an erection. In the locker room the guys would always make fun of me a tell me I was more like a [[trap|girl]]. I realize it know that many of those guys were most likely [[gay]]. A few of the guys next to me used to come over a [[rape|pinch my penis]] and when I got and erection about 3” would push me around the locker room and making sure [[lulz|everyone would see me]]. Once they pushed me outside in front of some girls and I was so ashamed not only did I not have en erection but it was almost an completely inside my body less then an inch and some of the girls thought it was so funny and did in fact make fun of me. A few girls were teasing me about [[my tiny dick|my small penis]] and I had an erection at the time and they talked me into showing it to them. That turned out to be cool because they thought it was small but a cute erection and three of them touched and played with it right outside the boys locker room! One of the asshole guys onetime made me touch his erection in the locker room when no one else was around. We were in there shower and he made me stroke him with soap. He made me stand there as he put soap on my body then he rubbed my cock with soap and I got an erection. He soaped my ass and stuck his finger in it. My eyes started tearing up and I told him to leave me alone but he said he would pull his finger out and [[rape|stick his cock in]]. I begged him to [[Chris Crocker|leave me alone]] and said other guys could come in the locker room at anytime and what would happen if they saw him. He then said I had a choice he would stick it in my ass, I could suck his cock or he would kick my ass and still do one or the other. He was so much bigger then me so I decided to have him pull his finger out and fuck me rather then suck him. He already had a lot of soap in my ass and he slid his cock all the way [[in the ass|in my ass]] which made me cry in pain but before he could start pumping a teacher came in and he quickly pulled it out and I even faster got out of that locker room and never took a shower unless there were lots of guys in there. I am now a [[lie|bisexual]] man and I have learned to love seeing guys in the locker room and it’s always fun to see the [[13 year old boys|younger guys]] walking around with an erection that they have no control over. I never grew much larger then 3” hard but there are a lot of guys that seem to appreciate it in the men’s locker room and unlike the early years I enjoy showing it and sharing it and the once in a while that [[East High School Salt Lake City|I have sex in the guys locker room]] it’s always fun and exciting and not a nightmare like in high school, now it’s all fun.|Typical Teenager with a small cock A.K.A. a typical Asian.}}<br /> <br /> If you ignored the [[tl;dr]], click &lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 1.5em;&quot;&gt;[[:File:Eligible.gif|here]]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> '''A typical day at school:'''<br /> <br /> &lt;youtube&gt;rkG374wJGSw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === Driving School ===<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|{{fv|DSvids|background-color:#FFFFFF;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;KTjo14syZbc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;{{center|'''A typical day in driving school.'''}}<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;9ASvZm6DmMo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Rich People Schools ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Cruel Intentions.jpg|thumb|Every posh school is exactly like Cruel Intentions, except everyone is inbred and you have to make up a [[retarded]] fake accent to fit in.]]<br /> <br /> Some schools have the added bonus of costing vast sums of [[money]]. This extra expense pays for Blazers, which sort the chaff from the entitled pricks and additional lessons which poor people never learn, such as croquet, promiscuity and enunciation (how to talk like a complete [[dick]]).<br /> <br /> You should feel free to act like an [[asshole]] and rub your expensive education in the faces of as many people as possible. Bonus points if you do this to those fellow students who are only at the prep-school via scholarship and are pariahs because they don't come from inbred old-money families.<br /> <br /> === Art School ===<br /> <br /> {{main|Art School}}<br /> <br /> == School Society and Politics ==<br /> <br /> In school, a completely different kind of society takes place. The politics here make the place seem like a separate [[Russia|country]], or a [[Auschwitz|camp]] of some sort. The politics in school works like a [[Stalin|totalitarian dictatorship]], where [[masturbation|private]] and public behavior are [[Nazi|regulated]] and [[BDSM|enforced]]; while the ruler is the [[Hitler|Principal]], or more like the [[Jesus|administration]]. Propaganda around the school influences students and members to [[communism|work together]] by memorizing baffling formulas to get [[ass|A's]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Schools are made for shooting.|Some loner}} <br /> <br /> === Typical Rules ===<br /> <br /> Generally, schools enforce a common set of rules to ensure the environment is [[Boring|safe and worker-friendly]]. See also: [[Hell]]<br /> <br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO GUM<br /> * NO CURSING (damn and hell count as bad words, too)<br /> * NO SCREAMING<br /> * NO RUNNING<br /> * NO [[Team Fortress 2|HATS]]<br /> * NO [[Porn|PORN]]<br /> * NO WIN<br /> * NO FAIL<br /> * NO MUSIC<br /> * NO ELECTRONICS<br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO THINKING WITH OWN BRAINS<br /> * NO THINKING WITH PORTALS<br /> * GOD BLESS AMERICA<br /> * NO [[secks|SECKS]]<br /> * NO FUN<br /> * NO [[Nigger|NIGGERS]]<br /> * [[NO U]]<br /> * NO DRUGS<br /> * NO HAPPINESS<br /> * NO FREEDOM<br /> * [[FFFUUU|FAGS ARE WELCOME]]<br /> * NO PUBLIC [[sharking|DISPLAYS]] OF [[Rape|AFFECTION]]<br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO HUGGING<br /> * NO SMILING<br /> * NO LAUGHING<br /> * NO LIBERALS<br /> * NO [[Lies|REPUBLICANS]]<br /> * NO [[LULZ]]<br /> * NO [[GET]]<br /> * NO [[LOLDONGS]]<br /> * NO [[iPhone|PHONE]]<br /> * NO [[????]]<br /> * NO [[Profit|PROFIT!!]]<br /> * [[Tourneyfag|FINAL DESTINATION]]<br /> And finally...<br /> * NO PURPOSE<br /> <br /> ==== School Blocking Systems ====<br /> <br /> [[File:Tor sticker.png|thumb|Have fun.]]<br /> <br /> Well nowadays all school systems have a blocking system for the [[internet]]. Now back in the good ol' days when [[porn]] at school wasn't a problem, we didn't have to worry about getting caught looking at a [[lesbian]] threesome in the middle of class. Because most likely your teacher would join you. Nowadays it's hard to do that without getting [[rape|harassed]] about it and sent to [[jail]]. This is thanks to MADD and the PTA. But now blocking is getting too repetitive.<br /> <br /> Here's a little list of common sites blocked by school systems:<br /> <br /> * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (only at some schools)<br /> * [[MySpace]]/[[Failbook]]<br /> * [[Proxy|Web Proxies]]<br /> * [[E-mail]]<br /> * Image search pages on search engines<br /> * [[Michael Jackson]].com<br /> * [[Torrent]] sites<br /> * Just about anything to do about life<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[[Google]]&lt;/s&gt; [[lol]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia]]<br /> * Porn ([[you]] were probably searching up gay porno by the way)<br /> * If you're ''really'' lucky, you'll have a bunch of fuckheads running your Computer Technologies Shop who block every website (including educational) that shows up in the history log that isn't Google (srsly)<br /> * [[CP]]<br /> * [[Reception Wikis]]<br /> * Any video game related website <br /> Luckily if your school system is run by a bunch of [[hillbilly|hillbillies]], then this shouldn't be a problem. A lot of these systems just block search terms, so reword your search and enjoy your [[offended|guro]], you [[sick fuck]]. If that doesn't work, just open up your CMD and ping a website.<br /> <br /> ...or go home and install a live [[Linux]] distribution on your flash drive.<br /> <br /> ...or you could get around blocked sites with:<br /> <br /> * [http://proxy.org/ Proxy.org] - a pretty comprehensive list. Just pick one and try see if it works.<br /> * [http://vtunnel.com Vtunnel.com]<br /> * [http://ssltube.com SSLTube.com]<br /> * [http://vidproxy.org Vidproxy.org] - works with [[YouTube]]<br /> * [http://googlr.com googlr.com] or [http://image.googlr.com image.googlr.com] (has only been tested in nigger schools)<br /> * Download [http://www.glype.com/ Glype] and install it on a compliant free host for the trololos<br /> * Use [https://www.torproject.org/ Tor]<br /> * Learn how to set up an [http://polishlinux.org/apps/ssh-tunneling-to-bypass-corporate-firewalls/ SSH tunnel]<br /> * Find an [[Exploit|exploit]] and abuse it<br /> * Delete [[System32]]<br /> * If all else fails, try [[Fellatio|sucking the admin's cock or munch admin's carpet]]<br /> <br /> ==== Typical Discipline ====<br /> <br /> [[File:Suspension.jpg|thumb|Common suspension notice]]<br /> [[File:Education merchant.jpg|thumb|Until you get it right]]<br /> <br /> Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.<br /> <br /> * '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to her/his parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A &quot;verbal warning&quot; is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.<br /> * '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE|MAD]], she/he will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks|ass rape]] you should you provoke her/him with lulzy acts.<br /> * '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. She/he will keep you on a dog leash. She/he will make you call yourself Shirley. She/he will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.<br /> * '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you &quot;Fail&quot; for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no &lt;s&gt;VCR&lt;/s&gt; only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).<br /> * '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban|banned]] from school.<br /> * '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these:<br /> ** a myth created by &quot;The Breakfast Club&quot;. As far as locking students (one of which represents one of the major social cliques: [[jock]], [[nerd]], [[white trash]], Jew and [[goth]]) into the library and forcing them to write essays about how sorry they are for their sins sounds bad, in reality they use that time to smoke pot, make out and tell each other their darkest secrets as part of a pot-induced [[bondage|bonding]] exercise.<br /> ** fucking bullshit as most schools will require the repeat offenders to come in on the Weekend in order to shuffle from one end of the campus to the other, cleaning up all the garbage and used condoms left around by the asshole student body. You will be trapped under the hot sun all day with a giant trash bag, rubber gloves and one of those robot pickup arms. Have fun [[faggot]].<br /> <br /> === The Staff Overlords ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:2002-11-29-au-mh-school-1.jpg|thumb|In schools such as these, [[azn]] children are taught useful phrases such as ''&quot;[[Zerg rush]] [[Oneoneone|!!1]]&quot;'' and ''&quot;kekekekeke&quot;'', as well as how to take [[Fat girl angle shot|shitty photographs]] of themselves throwing [[Wigger|gang signs]] for their [[MySpace]] profiles.]]<br /> <br /> A school's staff varies depending on how much [[money]] it has, which positions are not currently being filled with tenured teachers who are assholes that everyone hates; coaches whose job security is based solely on how popular they are and how well their team is doing and gender make-up (i.e., if a school is a [[Vagoo|taco]]-fest with one or two token male staff members). Oftentimes teachers will teach classes that they have ZERO knowledge about, simply in order to at least have a job and pray that they don't fuck things up by exposing their lack of knowledge to the kids who they are supposed to teach.<br /> <br /> Teacher ranking varies on a variety of scales and factors: depending on how much of their souls have been destroyed by the job, how young the teachers are, how hot looking a teacher is, how needy and insecure a teacher is as far as wanting to be loved by his students at the expense of actually teaching them; the extent of a teacher's divine ability to able to move heaven and earth to help students learn/grow as people through mentoring students; and if they were touched by Satan and live for no other reason than to torment students for evil's sake and to compete with one another to see which soulless bastard can drive the most students to suicide or mass murder.<br /> <br /> After teachers there are the guidance counselors, who are supposed to &quot;help&quot; students with emotional problems but who mainly keep everyone's permanent record organized, print up report cards and shred permanent records once a student graduates. Will offer the solution of &quot;Just keep eating shit and smiling as you swallow it down&quot; as their solution to any problem a student might have.<br /> <br /> Vice-Principals are the second-in-command of schools; most often they are the ones who actually have to &quot;run&quot; schools, while the actual school Principal sits in his office behind locked doors and does jack shit save for downloading porn on the school computer. Seriously, you may think the Principal is a firm, polite man. But all he ever does is sit in his office and jerk off until the day is done. If you have been in his office, you know this is the truth. Haven't you seen the box of tissues he keeps on his desk? After all, lots of teachers have tissue boxes. Perhaps all everyone does all day is jack off.<br /> <br /> A Vice-Principal can either be a student's best friend or worse enemy: sometimes Vice-Principals are &quot;soft-touches&quot;, meaning they are lax when it comes to punishing students and generally affable as far as being willing to help people out and not punishing them to the furthest extent of their authority. Alternatively, there are those who are power-mad psychopaths who will use their authority to rule the school like they were Hitler while isolating the student body from ever having any contact with the actual Principal (who in many cases, turn a blind eye to the Mr. Bones of the world since they don't care to see the price paid by the students for his form of fascist control over the school).<br /> <br /> Principals run schools, though the fact that they are often nothing more than impotent figureheads at the mercy of the school board and superintendent of schools, often causes many a principal to shove all responsibility of the job onto the Vice-Principal or become drunk with power as far as compensating for their lack of functioning penis by becoming a raging asshole who feels that bringing back the art of torture by waterboarding would keep the students so terrified of that they will behave like sheep and not cause any problems.<br /> <br /> === Funding ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Backeduptoilet.jpg|thumb|Nine out of ten toilets in every public school (trust us, you don't want to see the tenth).]]<br /> <br /> [[At least 100|99%]] of schools are funded by the US [[government]], with the remaining 1% being funded by people that know what they are doing (the wealthy). As such, public schools are housed in buildings that are barely standing after 100 years, are lucky if they even have a single computer with internet access (or a computer lab that features a bunch of crippled computers that run on Windows 95 and are only used by the typing students), one soda vending machine (which is locked up during the day), no fucking air conditioning and heating that works every other day in the winter. Meanwhile the wealthy have climate controlled, brand new school buildings with a pool, new tablets for each student with internet AND Wi-Fi connection and vending machines galore.<br /> <br /> As such, many public schools are forced to rely on a variety of alternate means to bring in revenue:<br /> <br /> * '''Overpricing Vending Machines''': Coke or Pepsi (and occasionally fruit drinks) and vending machines with a cavalcade of junk food that will make fat kids even fatter. Some schools will turn off the machines during main school hours, forcing hordes of kids to get their junk food before first bell, after the final bell, or from the Sugar Cartel that the teacher's union runs on the side to supplement their income.<br /> * '''Tickets''': Tickets to half-assed [[cosplay|plays]], proms leading to sub-par or [[virgin|no action]] and watching your school's team [[fail|lose]]. A [[football]] game in a stadium is surefire way for parents to go to spend $20-$50 on for their child to enjoy after-school. Even worse, these tickets make the candy mafia leave the area because they're [[Coward|pussies]] that don't want to sell [[Delicious Cake|delicious pretzels]] near such faggotry.<br /> * '''[http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/education/2004321668_perks02e.html Equipment funding]''': Because giving children positive role models is key to success in school and life.<br /> * '''Pictures and Yearbooks''': Why hardcover picture books with page after page of zit-faced idiots in it cost nearly $30 to $100 (depending on the size of the school) is beyond me.<br /> * '''Lunch''': Shit food that not even [[Mexicans]] and [[blacks]] will eat, served to kids by 50 year old ladies in hairnets. The bulk of all school food is substandard, USDA grade-F shit that is bought via contract from [[prison]] food suppliers, with schools buying food from the cheapest suppliers, resulting in [[Fail|inedible]] shit food that is not fit for dogs, let alone human beings. Luckily, from Kindergarten through sixth grade, you can bring your own lunch in a colorfully decorated lunchbox but once you hit seventh grade (or high school), you must retire the lunchbox or be lynched from the nearest flagpole. At which point, one starts learning the art of skipping lunch in order to drive to the nearest fast food restaurant and eat while doing 70 MPH in order to get back in time to avoid being caught or pray that your school has a &quot;candy mafia&quot; (teachers and staff selling snack-sized candy bars for 50 cents a bar to students in order to line their own pockets with kid lunch money). Fortunately, many schools are now starting an Open Campus system, where the students with good grades are able to leave school grounds during lunch and Study Halls.<br /> <br /> Also of note is the &quot;Free/Reduced&quot; lunch program, where poor students get their lunches for free on the tax payer's dime, though at the cost of being branded as being so poor that you can't afford a $1.10 meal that consists of food that no one except [[you]] wants to eat anyway.<br /> <br /> === School Social Hierarchy ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Memesofb.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] social groups]]<br /> <br /> Every school has a caste system, which dictates who is better than whom and lets everyone know how often he should expect for someone to [[Hank Hill|kick his ass]].<br /> <br /> In most cases, this system operates as follows:<br /> <br /> * '''[[Alpha Male|&quot;The Badass&quot;]]''' &amp;ndash; Does whatever she or he wants and uses violence to garner the freedom to avoid the hierarchy bullshit and do her or his own thing. Often will ride a motorcycle, smoke pot, wear leather and be the masturbation fantasy of all of the women and gay male students who secretly dream of taming the beast.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Football|Athletes]]''' &amp;ndash; Jocks, who often times will run the school in the event that &quot;The Badass&quot; feels that controlling anyone and everyone at the school is beneath him. Jocks can range from harmless to [[sociopath|sadistic fucktard]]s whose cruelty drive his victims to shoot up their classmates. Make note to find out which ones to avoid and which ones to hang-out with in order to get their sloppy seconds and spill-over perks. Football is generally the dominant &quot;Jock&quot; subspecies, though sometimes you have basketball players acting as the &quot;Alpha-Jock&quot; if the school's football team sucks. If a school's sports team is good (i.e., wins a lot), jocks will be granted special powers that nobody except the Nerds can possess, as far as skipping classes and getting away with shit that would get a normal student detention or [[Banned|suspension]].<br /> <br /> * '''[[Bitch|Mean Girls/Heathers]]''' &amp;ndash; Cunty rich girls who [[obvious|secretly]] use their tits and Satanic cruelty to keep everyone down socially. Will use Jocks as their personal armies most of the time to keep the male students in line via fear of violence, while using even more calculating threats of social pariahdom (via fake rumors of &quot;_____ is a cock sucking [[whore]] who [[slut|fucked the entire football team]] after practice&quot;) to destroy any girl who threatens the members of the Mean Girls'/Heathers' power base. [[Bill Nye|Scientists]] believe that their evil comes from a complete lack of deep-dicking from their boyfriends and a steady diet of bottled water and laxatives to keep their 60 pound bodies looking [[anorexia|anariffic]]. Even though statistics claim that males are more likely to be [[chubby chaser|turned on by someone with a bit of weight]], these girls are obsessive in trying their best to look like stick insects with bewbs. Significant lulz ensue in the rare event that they turn on each other.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Skateboarding|Sk8ers]]''' &amp;ndash; &quot;DUUUUDE!&quot; &quot;Sweet ollie kickflip, bro!&quot; Either perpetually high or just stupid fucking morons. Sk8r subculture peaked sometime in 2002.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Douchebags]]''' &amp;ndash; The name is slightly misleading as some have no trouble getting pussy despite not being jocks. Have names like &quot;Chad&quot;, &quot;Brody&quot; or &quot;Kyle&quot;. These are the guys who think [[Family Guy]] is the funniest shit in television history.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Whore]]s''' &amp;ndash; (Basically 16-year old girls) Girls who will spread their legs and suck dick of any guy who strikes their fancy. This doesn't mean [[you]], it means [[No one|me]]. Sworn enemy of the Heathers/Mean Girl crowd, since their evil power of cuntness is largely based upon them maintaining a frigid, sexless demeanor. Jocks will fuck whores as such, resulting in Mean Girls/Heathers [[What|persecuting whores for being whores]] in order to re-establish themselves as [[Bitch|Alpha-Women]], since real Alpha-Women are [[Cocktease|cockteases]].<br /> <br /> * '''[[Anonymous|Everyone else]]''' &amp;ndash; The &quot;Faceless Mob&quot;. Basically a liquid, with each particle believing it's somehow different from the rest. Boring, insipid and interchangeable. Can be manipulated/cowed into obedience by the Mean Girls/Heathers and Jocks, who see them as nothing more than cattle used to prop up their flaccid, 2-dimensional egos. Can be dumb as shit too, as far as not seeing the Mean Girls/Heathers or the ostensibly more sadistic Jocks as the soulless Morlocks that they are.<br /> <br /> * ''' [[Geek|The Nerds]]''' &amp;ndash; The kids who gets picked on, bullied, usually obsess over [[Shit nobody cares about|Pokemon cards]] and shat upon by those higher up on the [[LOLWUT|social ladder]] and the [[Faggot|faggots]] known as [[White trash|inbreds]]. But, all nerds have one or two allies/friends/acquaintances inside the school who provide the poor dumbass with the emotional lifeline needed to keep from [[An hero|killing themselves]] or going &lt;s&gt;Columbine&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Sandy Hook&lt;/s&gt; [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]] on everyone. These kids can be experts when it comes to online gaming, lockpicking, and general technology. Despite misconceptions, Nerds are of average/high intelligence or are only extremely smart in one of the more &quot;sexy&quot; subjects, like English, Math, History and often will make the library their &quot;[[Batman|Nerd Batcave]]&quot; between classes and during lunch to discuss nerdy subjects/play D&amp;D. People think these people will usually end up becoming the [[Bill Gates|more successful people in life]] (providing the Jocks don't make it to the pros), but in truth they are [[fact|just as likely]] to become as much a [[loser]] as everyone else. Known to be excellent [[Troll|trolls]] at times, but are too busy having [[Dungeons &amp; Dragons|D&amp;D]] tournaments to practice. These are usually intelligent enough to realize nearly everyone else at the school is a fucking moron and so fall into despair more readily than most.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Scene|Scenefags]]''' &amp;ndash; As mentally unstable as [[emos]], but tend to be louder and more obnoxious. Their dress and hair will reflect this. See [[Scene|article]] for detailed info.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Poser|Try-Hards]]''' &amp;ndash; NEVER be a [[poser|try-hard]]! These are those annoying faggots in every school who try SO hard to act like someone their not... and end up failing miserably.<br /> <br /> * '''[[You|School Pariah]]''' &amp;ndash; What's the difference between a School Pariah and the Nerds? Nerds can at least get people to talk to them. The Pariah couldn't accomplish that, [[Attention Whore|even if they were]] [[Vietnam|on fire]]. &quot;School Pariahs&quot; include [[Goth]]s, [[gay]]s, [[Genius|uber-smart]] kids who are [[assburgers|utterly and completely socially inept and unattractive]]; whores who fuck the wrong guy and are now on the Mean Girls/Heather's permanent shitlist; Veronica Mars, [[/b/tards]], the creepy [[AZN|foreign exchange student]] who doesn't speak English well, Band Geeks, Artfags, Loners (by choice),Trash Losers and [[Faggot|Momchil]]. These are the ones who have [[Dying alone|no allies whatsoever]] and inevitably go &lt;s&gt;Columbine&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Sandy Hook&lt;/s&gt; [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]] on everyone's ass, as they don't have a buddy to help shoot up the school.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Bronies]]''' &amp;ndash; (Most of which are Neckbeards) Come in two forms: the quiet bronies and the serious bronies. The quiet bronies talk about the show casually and don't treat it like a religion. The serious ones wear [[Shit|pony shirts]], make [[What|brony clubs]], try to convert everyone to [[Furfaggotry|bronyism]] and never stop talking about fictional horses. Serious bronies are a [[Lolcow|good source]] of [[lulz]] for bored nerds. Oh wait, and guess what! JUST like the [[You|Pariah]] Nobody wants to talk to THESE faggots either, so they have to resort to venting their frustrations out on the Internet on their pointless quest to be [[White Knighting|Keyboard Warriors]], [[lolcow|cyber-bulling]] anyone and everyone, mostly calling people &quot;Retard&quot; or &quot;Faggot&quot;, to make them feel better about themselves though most of them are (or grow up to be) useless Basement-Dwellers. Troll on [[gamer|Ecksbawks]], most are [[fags|roneryfags]]. On the internet, BEWARE of trolls! Just remember, not all trolls are Bronies, but all Bronies are trolls!<br /> <br /> * '''[[Niggers]]''' &amp;ndash; Can also be [[Mexicans]] if you live in the U.S. Characterized by their lack of respect for people's personal space (probably due to their inherent compulsion to steal things or freakishly large number of siblings) and their poor command of the English language. They're [[Paki]] if you're a [[England|Britfag]], [[Turk]] if you're a [[Germany|Kraut]] and [[Sand Nigger|Leb]] if you're an [[Australia|Ausfailian]]. It's very unlikely that [[you]] will see them in any of your classes because they just roam the halls or loiter in bathrooms smoking any number of substances. If three or more get together in an enclosed space, they will have an orgy. If four or more get together, they may start growing pot and if any more than fifteen get together in the same place, you might have a [[Martin Luther King Jr.|Niggerpocalypse]] on your hands. [[Negress|Negresses]] follow the same rules, but a Negresspocalypse involves lots of sass before the prescribed violence. Most in suburban schools are brought from their urban homelands to [[Goatse|broaden]] your [[Anus|world view]], though they usually fail to do so because they're too busy fucking and smoking ditchweed, crack, or K2 [[poor|because they can't afford the good stuff]]. They often form gangs, attack other students and have regular chimpouts. Typically can get away with shit due to the bleeding heart [[liberals]] and [[nigger]] lovers that run most schools.<br /> <br /> * '''[[White trash|Inbreds]]''' &amp;ndash; The fucktards that every school is jammed full of. Their stupidity is more than likely the result of drunken pregnancies, failed abortions and getting their shit thrown around by their drunken abusive fathers. Usually stay in groups and are identified by the heavy, jutting brow, blond hair and the smell of week-old soiled kitty litter. The females tend to pick fights with any person they can, but eventually end up getting pregnant and dropping out. They commonly identify with [[Juggalo]] and/or [[cowboy|kicker]] 'culture' in the US west of the Mississippi, though dull trailer trash is the substrate.<br /> <br /> === CLUBS ===<br /> <br /> Where you go to escape the [[Pedobear|pedophiles]] of the street<br /> <br /> # [[Football]] - Where you get [[Rape|tackled]] and headbutted by a fat [[nigger|mandingo]].<br /> # [[Wrestling]]- Where you get [[Rape|tackled]] by stupid [[Russia|white trash]].<br /> # [[Debate]] - Where &quot;smart people&quot; go to spout their [[Shit nobody cares about|opinions]], not realizing that [[Noone|noone]] gives a shit. 9,999 out of 10,000 chances will the meeting involve everyone crying while complaining that they only joined the debate club because college admissions offices get moist whenever they see an applicant who was on the debate team. Liberals also trying to preach rights for all of the Niggers, Jews, Faggots and Retards in the school. (LOL)! The rest are basically cuntservative attentionwhores who can't get enough of the spotlight.<br /> # Audio-Visual (AV) Club - Used to be a club devoted to watching old newsreels and [[boring]] shit. In a somewhat disturbing trend, more and more high schools are hosting Anime Clubs, where fat and/or spastic virgin [[Weeaboo|weeaboos]] can get together and watch hopelessly [[retarded]] children's shows about neon-haired catgirls.<br /> # Student Council - A live-action [[bullshit|popularity]] contest, where students are tricked into thinking that they have a say in how the school is run.<br /> # Tennis - Where annoying prepatory students can boast about how good they are at a &quot;sport&quot;.<br /> # Holidays - Where niggers go on and on about Martin Luther King Day/Black History Month and annoying Irish niggers go on and on about Saint Patrick's Day and Mexicans go on and on about Cinco De Mayo and Christfags with Christmas, Easter, July The 4th, Thanksgiving, et cetera, Kikes with Hannukah, [[LOL|Dot heads with Diwali]] and let's not forget Faggot and Faggette Appreciation Day (3rd Tuesday of every month).<br /> <br /> == [[At least 100|Years and years]] of Edumacation ==<br /> <br /> When entering &quot;school&quot;, [[Americunts]] will be introduced to multiple tiers of learning [[RL]].<br /> <br /> * [[Baby fuck|Preschool]] - This is where [[You|incest-babies]] start and learn how to survive without mommy and daddy around.<br /> * [[r@ygold|Kindergarten]] - The same as preschool, except everyone learns how to make [[Shit|macaroni jewelry]] for their momma and poppa and celebrate holidays.<br /> * [[loli|Grades 1 to 5]] - All the children here begin to learn how to do basic math skills such as subtracting apples and ostracize girls because they have [[AIDS|cooties]]. Girls often dress like their favorite [[prostatot|Bratz]] dolls and boys will furiously [[masturbate|idolize]] FUNimation and Viz [[anime]] such as [[Dragonball Z|DBZ]] and [[Naruto]].<br /> * [[Jailbait|Grades 6 to 12]] - Children will enter their [[teenager|teenagehood]] and learn to be [[emo|themselves]] with other [[faggot|individuals]]. They will also learn that [[drugs]] and lots and lots of [[How is babby formed?|unprotected sex]] is the only way you'll be accepted in the world. Most stay virgins until college, but some lose their virginity in highschool because fuck it (literally).<br /> * [[College]] - Going here will [[lie|make you a millionaire]] when you go out into the [[IRL|real adult world]], of course that's provided you don't [[an hero|drop out]].<br /> <br /> === Classes ===<br /> <br /> School has a [[Over 9000|variety]] of classes that the [[furry|bushy-tailed]] student will start every new day with!<br /> <br /> * [[England|English]] [[Books|Literature]] - BOOKS! FUCK YES! You get to read dusty old tomes that [[Shit nobody cares about|even the Victorians wouldn't read!]] You might get lucky and read good books such as ''[[Big Brother|1984]]'', ''[[Rainbow Stalin|Animal Farm]]'', ''[[The Catcher in the Rye]]'', ''[[Children|Lord of the Flies]]'', any Stephen King novel, or ''[[Sex|Goblin Market]]'', or you may be forced to read books about people being [[gore|asploded into a hundred pieces]] or [[Smoking|choking on Industrial Revolution factory fumes]] for [[At least 100|over seven hours a day]], promptly forcing you to [[An hero|cry yourself to sleep]] or books with broken paces like [[Nigger|To Kill a Mockingbird]], [[Luser|Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] or [[Pr0n|Romeo and Juliet]]. PROTIP: If Shakespeare is offered, take it. [[DO IT FAGGOT|It's better than anything else you'll get]].<br /> * [[CSIII|Computer Science Aye Aye Aye]] - Teaches you everything you need to know about the wonderful world of h4xz0ring. If you were born before 1985 you'll remember this being full of now-obsolete information, or taught by a teacher who didn't know jack about it. The Jewish and Asian Nerds in your class can also be little pricks so don't hesitate to beat them up to keep them in line every now and then.<br /> * [[Math]] - Excelled by the [[Asian]] race. Useless in the real world but most schools will force you to take Math classes up until 11th grade, at which point you can say &quot;Fuck it, I'll take the extra Pre-Calculus class freshman year of college and graduate in five years instead of four!&quot;. Math is also the only class which is routinely offered as a remedial class for all students and not just the retards because everyone sucks at it.<br /> * [[Science]] - AKA &quot;Physical Science', which is generally a lot of useless shit that you will have to take rather than actual &quot;biology' or even &quot;[[Bestiality|Animal biology]]&quot;. The class can sometimes be filled with annoying Gym Bunnies and Health Nuts... Your textbook will be filled with neat-looking experiments that your school doesn't have the budget to let you do. By the time you reach 10th Grade, you will FINALLY be able to take a science class that fits your inane desire for learning: <br /> ** [[Chemistry]] - Teaches you how to [[Shit nobody cares about|mix chemicals with equations]]. This is the result of Math and Science being incestuous fuck-buddies. [[George Zimmer|GUARANTEED]] there will be a happy Asian kid mastering that motherfucking class. May or may not come in handy when attempting to manufacture [[drugs|crystal meth]]. This is the class that (when you were a kid) you thought you could mix random shit together in a beaker causing an explosion. Also known as &quot;Lern2MadScientist Class&quot;. Once you reach the higher grades, you will very soon realise that Chemistry isn't as fun as you thought it was, and will mostly be doing maths with very strange and unexplained questions and equations.<br /> ** [[List of sex moves|Biology]] - the one Science one can appreciate. Taught by dwarf-like-men and their freakishly tall women counterparts. If cutting up hearts and researching the lives of [[Weed|pond-weed]] is up your street, this is the class for you. Compared to Chemistry and Physics, you do a lot more experiments. This subject is also known for shattering the innocent mind of all the little kiddos when the human anatomy classes appear.<br /> ** [[Evolution|Life Science]] - This class helps you benefit from life on what would happen if [[Yiff|humans and dogs fuck]].<br /> ** [[Physics]] - The motherfucker of academics, or Chemistry's inbred sibling. In physics, you learn [[Divide by zero|equations and theories]] that look like somebody repeatedly smashed their head into their keyboard, watching goatse while high on [[drug|LSD]], then eventually go on to things like [[LHC|blowing the shit out of the universe into another fucking dimension]]. Learning is fun, kids! Every nerd's favorite lesson.<br /> * [[History]] - Teaches you what life was like [[before the Internets]]. There are some [[Sparta|bloody, epic battles involved]] and soap-opera type IRL drama to be learned as a well, which makes it a favorite of students who suck donkey balls at science and math or those who enjoy comics and soaps and as such, translate history lessons into storylines written by Geoff Johns or Roy Thomas. Also watch out for those strange children who dress up in Tunics trying to re-inact historical events... keep CLEAR distance from those History Geeks, brah!<br /> * [[Train surfing|Geography]] - [[Shit nobody cares about|Rocks]]. Just...rocks. If you're lucky, you might study [[Urine|beaches]], or [[AIDS]]. However, if you're really lucky, you get to visit one of Earth's very own resident trolls, a [[Iceland Volcano 2010|Volcano]].<br /> * [[Cooldude|Phys.Ed.]] - This class specializes on training athletes and the lesser students to take [[In_the_ass|hot, sweaty showers]] after a hard game of throwing [[Cum|ball]]. Occasionally a school will have a lesbian teacher, who will inevitably be a more likable (or at least more manipulable) than the male gym teachers as far as letting you spend an entire gym class networking with your friends while running around like a spastic monkey on crack. At the end of every class, the gym teacher says, [[Family Guy|&quot;All right, ladies, get your clothes off, hop in the shower and bounce around for me.&quot;]] If you refuse to do so, you will get raped [[in the ass]].<br /> * [[Computer]] Class - The only meaningful class that teaches you the ways of how-to-Internet or how to type real fast for your job as a cubicle slave monkey. Ass-cake kids usually sign up for this class so they can goof off and try to find a [[proxy]] to go [[Facebook|FaceBookin']] or play a game on [[ebaumsworld]]. If you were wondering too, this class is also considered [[Asian]] [[loli|Kindergarten]]. Students today can consider themselves lucky, because back in the stone age of computers students learned BASIC from teachers who didn't know the difference between PC and Apple computers.<br /> * [[Woman|Home Economics]] - Teaches you on how to survive dorm life, cook food when your parents leave you home alone and how to do laundry to get rid of blood, cum, or vomit stains. Surprisingly useful given how fucking helpless the average modern teenager is at historically simple tasks, like boiling water and wiping your ass.<br /> * [[Engrish|English Class]] - This class helps you speak American/bullshit in college regarding books you have to read in order to fit in. Favorite among [[Emos]], [[Hipster]], [[Artfag|Artfags]] and people who suck at Math and Science.<br /> * [[DeviantART]] - Art class teaches you to [[gay|express]] yourself in the style of [[menstrual painting|painting]].<br /> * Foreign Language - Si, coge me por el fundillo, chingon!<br /> * Band - [[Lolwut|This is where lazy fat fucks go to get out of P.E.]] Also there's a good chance of gay kids, arrogant cunts, and borderline assholes- still incredibly nerdy and awkward nonetheless.<br /> * Wood Shop - Where the Emos go to cut themselves and dumbshit rednecks and football players go to get an A without actually thinking.<br /> * Health - After they tell you to say no to drugs at an age where your classmates are already using them anyway, they teach sex education as if half of your class isn't having sex already anyway. Also if you're lucky, you watch a video of a baby being born out of [[blue waffle|Chewbacca's vagina]].<br /> * JROTC - Where patriotic rednecks, lesbians and [[military]] wannabes go to wear inaccurate uniforms, march badly, [[k/|shoot air rifles]] and learn a big load about the military that won't help them worth shit when they're actually in it.<br /> <br /> === Life Lessons ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Liberalism evolution.jpg|thumb|Censoring school prayer has done [[columbine|wonders]] for our educational system]]<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;bN1y8LuNmeY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''We must decrease the number of dumbasses in&lt;br&gt;the US by 10% or Mannix will hurt somebody'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=white|background=white}}<br /> }}<br /> [[File:Schultz peanuts no-one give you education to overthrow them.jpg|right|thumb|180px|Woke Linus]]<br /> School teaches kids many invaluable things which will become useful in later life. These include:<br /> * If the bisector of an angle in a triangle meets the opposite side at its midpoint, then the triangle is going to get raped.<br /> * Everything that isn't pretty is ungodly.<br /> * Unless you can play football, baseball, or are academically intelligent enough to invent shit that will make you a millionaire as an adult, you're basically fucked and will never amount to anything.<br /> * Always answer questions with full sentences for a cheap laugh. If somebody asks you what the capital of [[Europe]] is, you should answer in the form ''&quot;The capital of Europe is [[England]], sir.&quot;'' If you only answer ''&quot;[[England]]&quot;'', you will be deducted points.<br /> * The metric system, but only in the form of drug measurements, bullet calibers and getting a zentai suit made off of Ebay.<br /> * How to repair wounds inflicted during botched [[School Shootings]]. This is a very rare subject at which females excel since it involves tampons.<br /> * How to protect yourself from a tsunami, nuclear bomb, earthquake, or terrorist attack (by huddling underneath your desk and [[autofellatio|cramming your head as far into your crotch as possible]]).<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Sex in school ==<br /> <br /> === Discovery of the opposite gender ===<br /> <br /> Girls will discover that boys are cute at around 10 years old, while boys are a little [[retarded]] and often don't figure out girls are cute until [[13 year old boy|13 years old]]. The immediate effect of this is that girls will think that [[Jonas brothers|prepubescent boys]] are cute - a fact that will stay with them into adulthood, but the full effect on boys isn't evident until they are in their 20's and notice [[jailbait|developed sixth-graders]] and insist that [[12 year old girls]] [[Lie|didn't have boobs when THEY were in school]].<br /> <br /> === Discovery of the ''same'' gender ===<br /> <br /> Whether a person's final sexual orientation ends up being [[gay]] or [[straight]], it doesn't take long to figure out [[obvious|you've got a better chance being alone with someone who has the same parts as you]]. Any port in a storm, rite?<br /> <br /> * If you end up gay, then you must be [[emo]] about it until you move on to college<br /> * If you end up straight, then you must spend all your time convincing other people and yourself you aren't a [[faggot]], even though you probably are.<br /> <br /> === Abstinence ===<br /> <br /> [[Abstinence|Really does exist.]] [[masturbate|Really does work.]] [[truth|Really is boring.]]<br /> <br /> === Hot for Teacher ===<br /> <br /> Supposedly, some older students get to score with their [[pedophile|teachers]], just not at your school. If it does happen at your school, it doesn't happen to you. If it does happen to you,then it's probably a fat old [[Pedo|Child Studies teacher]] and you are the one being nailed, so technically, the teacher scores with your acne covered ass instead of it being vice versa.<br /> <br /> == Related ==<br /> <br /> === Facebook ===<br /> <br /> [[Facebook]] is a website created by some teenager who wanted to make his first friend. It is a [[social networking]]/[[pr0n]] site that allows users to network with other people in their high schools or colleges. This has been favored over actually going to [[IRL]] school and seeing [[IRL]] friends.<br /> <br /> This addition also allows [[Role-playing|RPers]] and other assorted [[loser]]s to pretend they go to [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]].<br /> <br /> == Galleries ==<br /> <br /> {{cg||SchoolPix|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Schoolgirlberserk.jpg<br /> File:Today's weather.jpg<br /> File:School spirit.gif|School spirit<br /> File:School Yard Goatse Fence.jpg|Typical American schoolyard.<br /> File:Preschool.jpg‎<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:highschool.PNG|Typical class in high school<br /> File:School.jpg|School teaches a variety of lessons you'll forget the night after you graduate.<br /> File:smartpenis.jpg|Educational Technology manufacturers have taken to making their projectors look like cocks. 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Soturnupthelights https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Logo_Kids&diff=1914285 2025-02-23T20:17:26Z

<p>Soturnupthelights: /* Common Characteristics */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Aspergers}}<br /> {{User:InspectElement/Template:Babby|criticism|criticism}}<br /> {{OffendedKids}}<br /> <br /> [[File:LogokidStarterPack.jpg|thumb|right|This about sums up the common Logofag.]]<br /> <br /> '''Logo Kids''' (often referred to as '''Logo Spergs''', '''Logotards''', '''Logofags''', or the more [[politically correct]], [[Showing Animals Respect and Kindness|non-insensitive]] name '''Logo Editors''') are just another example of why spastic children shouldn't be using the internets. Typically [[Jailbait|underage]] and/or autistic, with many being [[beaners]], they have an unhealthy obsession (and in [[WTF|some cases]], fetish) over [[SNCA|TV/Movie logos]] for reasons we can only describe as sexual peepee stimulation at the sight of a closing logo, and are typically found on [[YouTube]] spreading the vile cancerous tumor that is logospergery by uploading hundreds of crappy opening/closing logo &quot;edits&quot;, &quot;baby show&quot; outros, and shitty logo-induced rants on [[Cyberbully|people they don't like]]. When they're not doing that, they're either engaging in [[Flamewar|keyboard war]] with a rivaling Logofag faction on Jewtube or pretty much any social media site that doesn't have a [[Manchild|mental age]] policy, or making butthurt grounded videos out of them using [[Vyond|GoAnimate/Vyond]] or Plotagon, making sure to add the logo they're fetishizing over to certify their batshittery.<br /> <br /> Many of them can very easily be pissed off. However, there are some who will either [[Blocked|cockblock]] [[you]] the second you share with them your [[Hate Speech|honest critique]], not understand what you're saying and just respond with something that can only be comprehended by other [[Retard|like-minded]] Logotards, or try to mask their insecurity by &quot;[[Lie|respecting]] your opinion&quot;. Either way, if you come across a logofag, you've come across potential [[lolcow]] material and should get to work immediately at [[Trolling|milking]] the fuck out of them until they [[an hero]] themselves.<br /> <br /> [[File:Logotard_Channel.png|thumb|right|What you're likely to find on a Logofag's youtube channel. ]]<br /> [[File:Diogo_creepy.png|thumb|200px|Diogo &quot;Doggis&quot; Mendes, a former icon of the Logo Editing circlejerk, turned shit-eater.]]<br /> <br /> ==Types of Logofags==<br /> Naturally, there are various types of logofags/logofag occupations that persist in this whole shitlike of a &quot;community&quot;. Keep in mind that some logofags can also be more than one of these if they [[Tryhard|try]].<br /> <br /> *'''Logo Editors''' - The most common type of logofag. Waste their lives constantly editing their favorite logos with VFX spam 24/7 (even if the source isn't a logo, it's still considered a logo edit due to the effects used) and dumping them onto their YT to get [[lolwut|millions of views]] on some occasions. More on the practice later in this article. Being the greatest part of the Logospergdom, it is also [[Diversity|vastly diverse]], but it can be thought of as having two classes: the logo peasants and [[Jews|the elite class]]. The peasant is your typical brown 5-year-old on an iPad who discovered Kinemaster and makes up the majority of the sphere; easily trollable. The elite one however is a more peculiar story. <br /> ** '''Logo Editors (Elite class)''' - Having been doing NOTHING with their lives but logo editing for almost a decade [[Divide by zero|rendered their already feeble aspergic brains even less capable of normal functioning]], resulting in this frightening [[hivemind]] of pure autism. They're the ones with profile pictures that are either the well-known &quot;professional&quot; [[original|abbreviation-in-a-square]]'s or [[animu]]. Their age ranges from 13 to about 24, where the older ones will often inevitably [[Pedobear|prey on the younger Logofags]] or at least develop a [[Babyfuck|taste for children]]. They can have subcribers from [[atleast 100|1K]] to [[over 9000|200K+]]. They also make 6 million &quot;channel intros&quot; that are as template-like as the square pfps and usually both share the same theme.<br /> *'''[[YTPMV]]ers/&quot;Scanners&quot;''' - A kind of neurotic logofag that spams videos of the same worn out ''scan.veg'' Sony Vegas project file being recycled over and over again with different samples, usually logos or edits of such. The ones that don't violently ræp scan.veg usually go for other templates. Those making original YTPMVs are the tiniest minority and even then the stuff they make sounds like shit compared to a REAL one.<br /> *'''YTP [[Tennis|Tennisers]]''' - Logofags who are notorious for shitting out &quot;[[YTP]] Tennises&quot;, which are just clips that are passed on from one retard to another, slowly accumulating VFX assræp until the clips are [[Fugly|unrecognizable]] by the 10th round or so. [[Batshit insane|These can go well up to the hundreds or even thousands]]. The most popular one is [https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOHkxbdkAQlS2CLx29P_A71a6Mw3CIyMG Another Klasky Csupo YTP], which has accumulated over 1100+ rounds and has spawned countless spin-offs.<br /> *'''Sparta Remixers''' - Remember those funny remixes of that one scene from [[300]] that is oh so [[shit nobody cares about|majestic and reflective of the 2008 YouTube culture]]? Well, some logofags/[[Battle For Dream Island|objectfags]] do on a very personal level and as such have butchered it into a bastardized subsect of YTPMV as formulaic as the &quot;scans&quot;, only except these are made manually. While Sparta Remixers are not inherently logofags, they do vastly overlap. An example of such overlap is a trend called &quot;Preview 2 X&quot;, which is a logo made into a 3-second Sparta remix. That naturally got a trillion logo edits. <br /> *'''OC makers''' - Logofags who make &quot;original&quot; content. As one could predict, these are very rare. Despite their &quot;originality&quot; they're all always the same thing (eg. (custom logo/ident) evolution). Another type of feces they push out of their asses is &quot;X csupo&quot;, where the &quot;Klasky&quot; part of the Klasky Csupo logo is replaced by either a random clip or &quot;MORE LIKE (affixed swear-filled version of a user they dislike)&quot;. These are often earræp. There's also this ancient sect of logofags who jerk off to the [[lolwut|PBS head logo]], and make entire &quot;blooper&quot; series with it, most notably on JewTube and [[Scratch]].<br /> *'''&quot;Warren Cook&quot;''' - A group of [[Trolls|really cool people]] who use the identity of Warren Cook (a kid on youtube who made fake VHS Openings) to milk the fuck out Logofaggotry just as the real one did years ago. Although the original Warren Cook has long since [[G2G|yeeted himself]] off the internet, his legacy still lives on in the hearts of millions of Logokikes and Trolls alike. As such, most of his videos are still circulating around the internet, and have been reposted on various Warren Cook sockpuppets to [[Lulz|continue instilling rage]] into the Logo Spergdom for years to [[Cum|come]].<br /> <br /> ==Common Characteristics==<br /> Logo Spergs are quite [[No|distinct]] when it comes to social media users. First and foremost, a Logo Kid is easy to find thanks to their naming format, which generally includes but is not limited to, their unoriginal [[opinion]]-showing. When Logospergery was first shat out of the unholy crevice of the UTTP revolution of [[2011]], the naming format mostly consisted of '''''(thing they like)''Yes''(thing they hate)''No, or ''(thing they like)''FTW''(thing they hate)''FTL''', then followed by an abbreviation of [[Vyond]] police groups, such as '''[[UTTP|VGCP, TPNG, EDCP, OWN]]''' or anything similar. By the time Tommy Parky, the then-leader of the UTTP, got arrested in 2015, this naming format became as depreciated as a [[Your mom|Grandmother's saggy tits]]. Logofags started using this naming format: '''Media''(Logo name, nationality or word mashup)''(Logo/Video)Editor ''(Random 3-digit number)'' ''(optional [[Cyber Police|Vyond police abbreviation]] because association is crucial)'''''. But even that was too hard for the [[ADHD]]-ridden logoniggers who couldn't use the same username for a week, so it degraded into strings of random gibberish where the only constants are the abbreviations and some number(s).<br /> <br /> If a Logopussy has a Youtube channel (which a majority of them do), it's gonna be chock full of content involving TV/Movie Logos, [[Barney and Friends|Baby Shows]], Grounded videos, shitty rants, [[WatchMojo.com|shitty top 10 vids]], [[Thomas the Tank Engine]], and pretty much anything within their autistic [[Generation Z|cohort]]. Additionally, their channel's &quot;about&quot; section is almost always guaranteed to have cringey, blockfag-induced rules like &quot;Dislike my videos, I block you&quot;, &quot;Say bad about Thomas The Tank Engine, I block you&quot;, &quot;Make rant about me, I block you&quot;, etc. If they're subscribed to sperg-magnets like [[SuperMarioLogan]], then it's a clear indication that they're a lost cause and need to be put the fuck down.<br /> <br /> Their behavior on social media follows a strict curriculum. When they're not congregating on the [[Closing Logos Wiki]], [[Roblox]], or [[BonziWORLD]], they're spreading their fecal matter on YouTube. Comments generally revolve around a Logosperg forcing their Logo obsession upon literally anybody else who commented, neurotic Requests, or something along the lines of &quot;plays in (made up shit) 20xx VHS&quot; on pretty much any random youtube video, even if there's no peepee-stimulating logo involved. Since many are underaged (or just have the IQ levels of a [[Chris-Chan|crossdressing pedophile]], or both), piss-poor [[Grammar Nazi|grammar]] is something to be expected from literally any message, comment, or DM from a Logotard. They also have an unhealthy obsession with South Korea. '''NORTH KOREA FOR THE WIN!''' South Korea sucks. They also are lazy with their lazy-ass thumbnails and have no thumbnail. No subscribers for them. They love abusing their community posts on YouTube and spam posts saying &quot;Share for (GOOD THING), Ignore for (BAD THING)&quot; like pick-me's. They love trolls.<br /> <br /> === The Logotards/fags Language ===<br /> Like any other equally fucktarded community, Logofags have their own terminology that they use in their butthurt TL;DR rants/comments all day. A lot of it is derived from the highly overlapping Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) community since over 3/4 of all logofags are also Go!Fags. These are the terms you'll pretty much see any generic logo kid use:<br /> * '''''Effect''''' - A specific recipe of video and audio effects mashed together in WMM or Sony Vegas.<br /> * '''''-[[Marcus Potter|kiko]]/-co''''' - Retarded suffixes that logotardlets put at the end of somebody's name in an attempt to &quot;insult&quot; them. It truly is baffling that logotards find this shit even slightly insulting since these don't even mean anything.<br /> * '''''666''''' - Same thing as above. Combining both of these + swear spam can lead to the following example: <br /> :* &quot;''MediaPabloFucknutBFDIEffects 305 HD/MPFBE305 HD''&quot;<br /> :* Becomes: &quot;''MEDIAPABLOSHITFUCKNUTBFDI666EFFECTSKIKO666 HDESCO/MPFBE305CO HDSHIT''&quot;<br /> * '''''[https://www.doggis.cl/ Doggis]''''' - [[Diogo]]'s reputation fell so hard, that now logokids use this nickname against ANYONE they encounter.<br /> * '''''&quot;Good and Bad&quot; Users''''' - A borrowing from GoFags. Self-explanatory usage.<br /> * '''''FREE LIKE/DISLIKE VIDEO''''' - Logotards will sometimes put these under their videos to force people to either like or dislike them. Major [[Lulz]] can be extracted from this by mass-disliking a free-like video and vice versa.<br /> <br /> ==Possible Origins==<br /> {{notice|Feel free to speculate on the origins of logofaggotry on the article's [[Talk:Logo_Kids|discussion tab]]. Do NOT post your retarded theory until it's been verified by enough people, or it will get reverted, and your talk page will be bombarded with [[Blue waffle]].}} <br /> [[File:Tommy_Parky_and_Warren_Cook.jpg|thumb|right|Tommy Parky and Warren Cook. Two important figures in the Logokid spergdom.]]<br /> As of now, there are no exact records of how the logofag fuckfest originated or [[It is a mystery|why it came to be]]. It is commonly believed that the practice of &quot;logo editing&quot; originated in this rando called Kyoobur9000, who kickstarted logo effects back in the early [[2010s]], himself likely inspired by the ancient JewTube &quot;[[YTP|G-major]]&quot; videos from [[2008]].<br /> <br /> While [[some argue|others have speculated]] that its origins (or at least, some of it) date back to 2011 when PurpleHelmetAvenger's war with the [[UTTP|UTubeTrollPolice]] first began. Hundreds of clueless little turdnuggets (namely Jacobsipod1, who got the [[Dolphinsex|Dolphin Shtickerz]] bullied out of him after he attempted to waddle his way into the UTTP) tried to [[BRB Joining ISIS|jump onto the UTTP bandwagon]] thinking they'd become official members of the [[Cyber Police]], completely [[Naive|unaware]] that its leader, [[Tommy Parky]] (who wasn't a logotard, mind you), was a troll himself. [[Oh noes|Shocked]] by this revelation, StephenTheGoAnimateChristian and several other whiny little logofags decided to form the [[Facepalm|Video Game Cartoon Police]], their juvenile [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|countermeasure]] against the UTTP, which, having been founded by a bunch of little kids, ultimately became unstable and turned ravenous after [[Retard|some members]] got their logo obsession involved. Safe to say, a pretend-cyber-police-force made by a bunch of retarded little kids never stood a fucking chance against [https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/lord-rings-knockout-punch-sees-8552252 a grown-ass British manchild who punched his own brother in the face while watching a lord of the rings movie] ([[V&amp;|and got arrested for it]]). Reap what you sow, faggots!<br /> <br /> Another popular theory is that Warren Cook, a JewTuber who was notorious for his cringeworthy fake VHS openings that [[trigger]] the fuck out of any and all logofags that even so much as see the corresponding video's thumbnail, was [[Blaming China|the one]] who, back [[At least 100 years ago|during the UTTP war]], lit the flame that ignited logospergery as we know it. [[Last Thursday|Years later]], he [[G2G|disappears]] without a trace, leaving this theory in question since many weens have been [[Sock puppet|using his identity]] to [[Troll|milk]] the living shit out of the logo editing clusterfuck for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Typical Logofag Videos==<br /> If you thought the main section of logotards was neurotic, this part will make your non-existent brain [[divide by zero|implode]]. Logofags that produce these shitty videos are part of a massive homogeneous hivemind; all of their videos are the same shit, the &quot;effects&quot; follow a strict formula, and every logosperg who is bothered enough to change their profile picture every week to match the current trending PFP style ''will'' do so (most of these are literally boxes with a logofag's abbreviated name on them; some come with a bunch of fucking [[Gacha Life|Gacha]] or Vyond OC's on them). [[some argue|It can be argued]] that these &quot;people&quot; aren't even human, and the few that actually are often develop into [[Doggis|mentally wrecked abominations]] that should be [[Euthanasia|put down]]. And some aren't even spastic children either; There is an unhealthy amount of manchildren in their '''20's''' who have spent most of their teenage years making these redundant videos and thus irreversibly nerfing their mental capacities for eternity.<br /> <br /> === Logo-Induced Grounded Videos ===<br /> This is the kind of content you'd expect from some dense [[newfag]] on the internet with a severe case of [[Peter Pan Syndrome]] up their ass. Almost every video has an edited opening/closing logo (again, because they're braindead incels), and usually involves some other logo kid and/or [[Troll|an otherwise sensible person]] who posted [[Hate Speech|honest critique]] getting grounded for [[I can count to potato|absurdley long periods of time]].<br /> {{fv|TypicalGoAnimateVideos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;tLjiucU-wWQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4k_Lk0Bx9m0&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;-xNyzDN0ms8&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;PVsq9sk74cY&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Logo Editing ===<br /> An even more obscure ritual; taking a logo, [[rape|ræping]] the fuck out of it with every possible visual/audio effect in [[Windows Movie Maker]] or a cracked version of [[Sony Vegas]] (if lucky), and uploading it to [[Jewtube]]. Most of the time it's either the THX Logo or the Klasky Csupo closing logo, but it can be literally anything. The &quot;effects&quot; they add in are usually very specific and have names such as &quot;G-major 658&quot;, &quot;I raped X effect&quot; or &quot;[[Final Fantasy|SuperDenseCloudChord]] V6&quot;. And [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't you fuck up anything in the recipe of their precious effects]]. Something as minor as [[Lulz|having a Sony Vegas effect slider off by a hundredth of a unit]] when making an effect is punishable by severe [[butthurt]] in the comments, where the autistic children shout &quot;[[You're doing it wrong|WRONG]]!!!!!!!1&quot; and point out the exact slider and tell you the correct value down to a microscopic scale. And the next time you fuck it up you're driven into [[an heroism]]. <br /> <br /> {{fv|logoedit|background-color: white; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;GJPvC2FilN0&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;Logofag effect videos are notable for their use of [[earrape]], as anyone can tell.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mK-4dFzxz6E&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;This as well.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Logo Kids==<br /> {{Nobodies}}<br /> *{{yt|custom|@20ththecatdogfan32|20th The Catdog Fan}} - [[British|Bri'ish]] little kid who makes really shitty videos with even shittier editing software because his mommy won't let him buy Plotagon Premium. Nothing more to say.<br /> *{{yt|custom|@aldwinpanny10|Aldwin Panny}} - Some {{age|1999|10|10}}-year-old [[Belgium|Belgian]] who currently makes videos involving [[Windows]].<br /> *{{dauser|web.archive.org/web/20170807163233/https://anthonytoney|Anthonytoney}} - Some [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|Special-Snowflake]] nobody who tried to [[doxx]] people out of sheer butthurtery. Was eventually exiled from the internets, first on DA in 2018, then everywhere else almost immediately afterward. <br /> *{{yt|custom|@bradyrhino8030|Bradyrhino}} - A [[manchild]] who obsesses over baby shows and [[Arcades|arcade games]]. Need we say more?<br /> *[[Chibiyima]]/InfinityStar - A {{age|1990|1|31}}-year-old womanchild with an inflation fetish. Ragequit after a typical flamewar, and is currently on YouTube and Tumblr doing [[nothing]] important.<br /> *{{twitter|pipstercat2000|Darren A. Nichols}}/[https://pipsterplace.carrd.co/ '''Darren Pipster''']/{{yt|custom|@pipsteractivelyparticipated|pippip2010}}/{{dauser|rainbowdashfan2010}} - A {{age|2000|09|25}}-year-old Lo-Go!Sperglet who secretly has [[CP]] on his computer.<br /> *[[Diogo Mendes]] AKA &quot;Doggis&quot; - A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portuguese]] fag and certified [[pedo|GIT]] (groomer-in-training). Used to be a beacon of the [[circlejerk|&quot;Logo Editing Community&quot;]] and an idol of every Logosperglet; now he is a degenerate fatass that even Logosharts make fun of. Fun Fact: He almost [[tranny|trooned]] out once.<br /> *[[Erik &quot;Tazman&quot; Mokracek|Erik Mokracek/MGHSHour/Tazman]] - A {{age|1980|9|19}}-year-old midlife-crisis-child with an obsession over [[LOLWUT|Sylvanians and DragonTales characters sitting on the floor in the back seat of cars when they are 4 years old]].<br /> *{{yt|custom|@davidsmoviehouseakaferrisb898|FerrisBuellerFanatic2001}} - Some post-pubescent manchild who, as the name suggests, is a [[fucktard]] who makes VHS openings. [[Captain Obvious|Who would have fucking known?!]]<br /> *{{yt|custom|@FrancosChannel}} - Typical child who apparently has an obsession with [[Furry|Fur]][[Furby|bies]].<br /> *[[Garrett Simmers]] (formerly) - {{age|2004|02|03}}-year-old Redeemed Logocow who exposed Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea, and Engelbash.<br /> *[[Geoshea]] - {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old who got outed for pedophilia. Known for his shitty series &quot;MYCUN&quot; (MinionsYESCarriesUnderwoodNO).<br /> *{{yt|custom|@HotWheelsFanVGCP|HotWheelsFan2002 VGCP}}/{{dauser|dalelandorf7}} - Logotard who obsesses over PBS Kids, forgotten [[Playstation|PS2]] games, and also has a [[Sick Fuck|toilet pissing fetish]].<br /> *[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A well-known {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old who's obsessed with the TAT Communications Company logo and secretly dreams of impregnating it [[Never|one day]] with his [[Micropenis|hairy, misshapen genitals]].<br /> *{{yt|custom|@Kyoobur9000}} - The father of all the spergy, Logo Editing fuckery you see nowadays. Known for shitting out trends such as the &quot;[[Shart|I Accidentally]] X&quot; or &quot;[[Earthbound|Giygas]]&quot;.<br /> *[[Memy9909]] - An unmilked logofag lolcow who probably an heroed himself or grew out of the phase long ago.<br /> *{{yt|custom|@NoEntertainment|No. Entertainment}} - The only '''good''' Logo Editor in existence, period.<br /> *[[Omegalore]] - Autist pedofag and certified VyondFag who actually uses his own shitty voice instead of TTS. He also makes crappy [[Doom]] mods.<br /> *[[File:Twitter-favicon.png]] '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20190911055538/https://twitter.com/sabbathlover199 Sabbathlover199]'''/'''[[VidLii|VL]]:[https://www.vidlii.com/user/UriahHeepIsAwesome UriahHeepIsAwesome]'''/{{yt|custom|@IronClaw99|Painkiller99}}/{{twitter|HangarOfPuppets}}/{{twitter|IronClaw1999|IronClaw99}}/{{yt|custom|@vaatirantsreturns7451|Vaati Rants}} - A Canadian elitist [[Metal (music)|metalhead]] logotard who mostly focuses on older logos from the [[Retro|60s, 70s, &amp; 80s]] because he's one of those kids born in [[Le wrong generation|the wrong generation]].<br /> *{{yt|custom|@SLNMediaGroup|SLN! Media Group}} - Logotard group consisting of [[Pedophiles]] and their [[Loli|potential]] [[Shota|victims]].<br /> *[[Timbox]] - {{age|1991|05|21}}-year-old Incel loser with an obsession over Kids Shows, Asian Girls, and Dinosaurs.<br /> *{{yt|custom|@VHSDVDSCDSyesbadwordsno|VHSDVDS&amp;CDSyes badwordsno VGCP EDCP}} - Some manchild who, as anyone can guess, hates [[swearing]] and obsesses over baby shows such as Baby Einstein, Blue's Clues, The Wiggles, etc.<br /> *Warren Cook - By far the most definitive example of a Logokid. Known for his Fake VHS Openings that generated a nonstop influx of butthurt and grounded videos being made out of him, leading to one of the biggest Logofag upheavals of the mid-2010s.<br /> <br /> ==Logofags on ED==<br /> Just like any breed of [[asspie]], logofags would eventually discover the ever-aging [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] herself, possibly during the .rs era, when [[shitty attack article]]s on random [[tartlet]]s were being projectile shat out every 5 minutes. Either way, they crawled their way onto ED one day and started ranting about their ex-boyfriends almost immediately, failing to have read [[ED:101|the Bible of editing on ED]]. There is nothing else to be said about this period since no known articles survived to the present day.<br /> <br /> The more prevalent upheaval in logokids on ED happened after the success of the article on [[Keegan Salisbury]], which to this day remains as one of a few actually decent articles on (ex-)logoniggies (that was also made AOTN in June of 2022). Seeing it shine in the fashion of sweet [[lulz]], logokids had somehow concluded that if his article can stay up, then virtually any shitty cheap attack article on some fellow logopanny with 6 subscribers can do so just as well (and they are partially right since almost [[Sad|none of them]] have been wiped off since their creation). One of the editors for the Keegan article, [[Glitchlov]], has taken on the niche and began shitting out crapstubs about logofag groomers, where he'd take the semi-funny phrases from the Keegan page and overuse them to the point where it ended up becoming a horrid cliché that plagued ED.<br /> <br /> ==TL;DR==<br /> If your child or someone you know happens to be a logokid, send them to an institution. It's the only way.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[An hero]]<br /> *[[Angry German Kid]]<br /> *[[Autism]] - Yes, [[Everyone|99.9%]] of all logofags have assburgers syndrome.<br /> *[[Battle for Dream Island]] - Fap material for a lot of logofags.<br /> *[[BonziWORLD]] - A dead website that was filled to the brim with logofags.<br /> *[[Brazil]]<br /> *[[Children]] - What a lot of them are.<br /> *[[Closing Logos Wiki]] - Where a lot of them congregate.<br /> *[[pedophile|Chuck E. Cheese]]<br /> *[[Disney]]<br /> *[[Downfall]]<br /> *[[Fandom]]<br /> *[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]<br /> *[[Goatse]] - Visit this article for amazing logo-editing tips and more.<br /> *[[Greeny Phatom]]<br /> *[[Invader Zim]]<br /> *[[Latino]]<br /> *[[Le wrong generation]]<br /> *[[Lucyfag]] (also Logotards)<br /> *[[My Life As A Teenage Robot]] - The Frederator logo has caused a handful of Logotards to become Mechanophiles.<br /> *[[My Little Pony]]<br /> *[[PBS]]<br /> *[[Roblox]] - A Logo Kid's [[vidya]] of choice<br /> *[[Russia]]<br /> *[[Shrek]]<br /> *[[Teen Titans]]<br /> *[[The Loud House]]<br /> *[[Vyond]] (formerly GoAnimate) - Shitty animation software used by logofags<br /> *[[You]] - That's right! YOU are a fucking Logotard as well!<br /> *[[Your Angelica]] - The best way to get a Logobaby off the internets for good.<br /> *[[YouTube Poop]]<br /> *[[YTPMV]]<br /> <br /> {{GoAnimate}}<br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Wikis}}<br /> {{Ytseries}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Fandom Stuff]]</div>

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<p>Soturnupthelights: /* Games */</p> <hr /> <div>{{OffendedKids}}<br /> {{pedophile}}<br /> {{achtung|Holy shit Roblox is a dump now!}}<br /> &lt;table width=&quot;325px&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; text-align:center&quot; cellspacing=&quot;3&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;background:#e2e2e2&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;[[File:SHITBLOX2022LOGO.png|300px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Type&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;Gayming&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Released&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Website&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Key People&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;David Baszucki&lt;br&gt;John Shitletsky&lt;br&gt;Erik Casserole[[dead|&amp;dagger;]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Slogans&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;If you can imagine it, you can build it.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;Be anything, Build anything.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Location&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;[[OTI]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Headquarters&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;San Mateo, [[California]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#f0af0a&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Industry&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;[[Vidya games]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> [[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]<br /> [[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]<br /> [[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]<br /> [[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]<br /> [[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]<br /> [[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]<br /> {{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The &quot;objective&quot; of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.<br /> <br /> If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].<br /> <br /> ==The Community==<br /> [[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]<br /> <br /> The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, &quot;[[trolls]]&quot;, [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great. <br /> <br /> ===&quot;Hackers&quot; and Spammers===<br /> <br /> The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|&quot;hackers&quot;]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this &quot;hacking&quot; they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Trolls&quot; on Roblox===<br /> The &quot;trolls&quot; on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|&quot;trolling spree&quot;]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.<br /> <br /> ===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===<br /> Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|&quot;hackers&quot;]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].<br /> <br /> The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|&quot;ODers&quot;]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|&quot;roleplay&quot; as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this &quot;rule&quot; never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.<br /> [[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]<br /> <br /> ===Games===<br /> Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.<br /> <br /> {{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=black|margin=auto}}<br /> <br /> Popular games include:<br /> <br /> *'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words &quot;Noob&quot; or &quot;Hacker&quot; at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 15,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.<br /> *'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].<br /> *'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.<br /> *'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9. Later, the developers got exposed for liking pedophiles.<br /> *'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties. Removed when Roblox got caught by the BBC. ''ROBLOX ON CONVICT!''<br /> *'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.<br /> *'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.<br /> *'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the &quot;realistic&quot; gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].<br /> *'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A shitty game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this have no life whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money. <br /> *'''Pet Simulator 99''' - A game where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.<br /> *'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job. <br /> *'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game along with Bloxburg.<br /> *'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.<br /> {{quote|&quot;Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models.&quot;|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}<br /> <br /> ===Notable People===<br /> <br /> &lt;!--KEEP THE DESCRIPTIONS DOWN TO 2-3 SENTENCES, RETARDS--&gt;<br /> [[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]<br /> [[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]<br /> [[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]<br /> <br /> *'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.<br /> <br /> *'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&lt;sup&gt;&amp;dagger;&lt;/sup&gt;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as &quot;the only good admin&quot; of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.<br /> <br /> *'''John Shitletsky''', ''' Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from &quot;Telamon&quot; to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record<br /> <br /> *'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.<br /> <br /> *''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called &quot;Raging Roblox Reviewer&quot;, as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.<br /> <br /> *'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.<br /> <br /> *'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it &quot;The different town of Robloxia&quot; which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].<br /> <br /> *'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].<br /> <br /> *'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|&quot;Anna&quot;]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]<br /> <br /> *'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.<br /> <br /> *'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes. <br /> <br /> *'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&lt;sup&gt;&amp;dagger;&lt;/sup&gt;''' - They/them faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].<br /> <br /> *'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was v&amp; almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[William Atchison|AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].<br /> <br /> ===Roblox &quot;YouTubers&quot;===<br /> Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:<br /> *'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like &quot;CHILL&quot;, &quot;YO TENGO&quot; (Wow so fucking funny! &quot;I have&quot; in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), &quot;FELIPE&quot; and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them &quot;NOOB&quot; or childish insults.<br /> *'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].<br /> *'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.<br /> *'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.<br /> *'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.<br /> *'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.<br /> *'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and &quot;trolls&quot; in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.<br /> *'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality. <br /> <br /> If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]<br /> <br /> ===Unabashed Degeneracy===<br /> <br /> [[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]<br /> [[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played &quot;Scented Con&quot; games exist.]] <br /> <br /> Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as &quot;Scented cons&quot;. Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&amp;P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.<br /> <br /> However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.<br /> <br /> ===Events===<br /> Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did. <br /> <br /> They had six main events so far, including:<br /> <br /> *'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.<br /> *'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.<br /> *'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a &quot;virtual Bloxcon&quot;, which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.<br /> *'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called &quot;movies&quot; whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.<br /> *'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own &quot;booth&quot; in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.<br /> *'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.<br /> <br /> ==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==<br /> <br /> ===Catalog Items===<br /> You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as &quot;ROBUX&quot;. Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items. <br /> <br /> The item types are:<br /> <br /> *'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.<br /> *'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as &quot;bubble gum&quot; and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.<br /> *'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.<br /> *'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.<br /> *'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.<br /> *'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called &quot;trolls&quot; try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?<br /> *'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.<br /> *'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.<br /> <br /> {{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}<br /> <br /> Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of &quot;OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ&quot;. It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to &quot;fight back against 4chan&quot;, even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck &quot;ROBLOX&quot; is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.<br /> <br /> ===Subscriptions===<br /> <br /> In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time &quot;Outrageous Builders Club&quot;, which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.<br /> <br /> ==The Forums==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;font style=&quot;font-size:22pt; font-weight:bold; color:red; text-transform:uppercase; line-height:1.2em&quot;&gt;/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]<br /> [[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]<br /> [[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]<br /> [[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]<br /> [[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]<br /> [[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]<br /> [[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}<br /> <br /> The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called &quot;trolls&quot; who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.<br /> <br /> === Forum Sections===<br /> * '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the &quot;[[4chan]] of ROBLOX&quot; when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call &quot;RT parties&quot; when they don't know the meaning of &quot;party&quot; and to make themselves feel better.<br /> * '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.<br /> * '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.<br /> * '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.<br /> * '''Clans &amp; Guilds (C&amp;G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&amp;G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.<br /> * '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.<br /> * '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.<br /> * '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans &amp; Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering &quot;10&quot; is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> {{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.<br /> |lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.<br /> |dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.<br /> |Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.<br /> |You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.<br /> |you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.<br /> |[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.<br /> |great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.<br /> |whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.<br /> |You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, &lt;s&gt;some dumbass&lt;/s&gt; [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.<br /> |In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your &quot;[[Shit|roblox]]&quot;, when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's<br /> |[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.<br /> |Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Incidents on the forum===<br /> <br /> *In June 2013, a user named &quot;Raychel1010&quot; posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.<br /> *On July 18, 2015, two users named &quot;Tzah&quot;{{jew}} and &quot;vampire&quot; made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.<br /> *On January 5, 2017, a faggot named &quot;michaellyers8&quot; posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).<br /> *In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named &quot;PlanetMofo&quot;{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as &quot;Kid2040&quot; and &quot;PattiMayonnaiseDoug&quot;.<br /> *Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.<br /> <br /> ===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===<br /> When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.<br /> <br /> But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?<br /> [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]<br /> <br /> PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators<br /> <br /> ==Trolling on Roblox==<br /> Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.<br /> <br /> ===Game Trolling===<br /> <br /> *See two people online dating? Say that the &quot;girl&quot; is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].<br /> *Call everyone a [[n00b]].<br /> *Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|&quot;0MG H4CKER!!1!1&quot;]] in the chat.<br /> *Insert a giant penis with the word &quot;nigger&quot; on it in insert games.<br /> *Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass r&amp;#230;p everyone.<br /> *Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault R&amp;#230;p) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.<br /> *Make swastikas on building games.<br /> *Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.<br /> *Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].<br /> *Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.<br /> *If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.<br /> *In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.<br /> *Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.<br /> *Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for &quot;&quot;fun&quot;&quot;. No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.<br /> *On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.<br /> *On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.<br /> *Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. &quot;YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ&quot; or &quot;FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL&quot;.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.&lt;/s&gt; Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.<br /> *Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.<br /> *Spam in chat things like &quot;DEATH TO NIGHARZ &amp; JEWS&quot;<br /> *Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.<br /> *Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.<br /> <br /> ===Group Trolling===<br /> <br /> *Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].<br /> *Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.<br /> *Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.<br /> *Go to RAT and say &quot;Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both&quot;. You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.<br /> *Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.<br /> *Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.<br /> *Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.<br /> *Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].<br /> *Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did. <br /> *Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam &quot;AA&quot; with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.<br /> <br /> [[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}<br /> <br /> === ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===<br /> If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]<br /> <br /> Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.<br /> <br /> *A Pretentious Strike to the &quot;young ruffians!&quot; That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)<br /> {{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}<br /> <br /> They &lt;s&gt;Brainwash&lt;/s&gt; &quot;Advise&quot; the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in<br /> but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular <br /> Troll posts something.<br /> <br /> *Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected<br /> {{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==<br /> <br /> ===IP Ban===<br /> <br /> The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums &quot;HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES&quot; will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Server Error<br /> <br /> 403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.<br /> You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}<br /> <br /> ===Poison Ban===<br /> <br /> Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}<br /> <br /> ===Roblox TV Commercials===<br /> {|style=&quot;margin:0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;SBXfQoDaOu4&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rococks' first video advertisement.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LHdA7Yc-8Rg&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;The second video advertisement.}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|&quot;TV commercials&quot;]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these &quot;commercials&quot; several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins. <br /> <br /> At the end of the first commercial, they say &quot;IT'S FREE&quot; when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]<br /> <br /> ===Downtime===<br /> <br /> [[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!<br /> <br /> If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].<br /> <br /> ===Roblox Email===<br /> <br /> The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.<br /> <br /> {{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL<br /> MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}<br /> <br /> One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:<br /> <br /> Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.<br /> <br /> [[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.<br /> <br /> ===Roblox Ban Appeal===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]<br /> If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an &quot;appeal&quot; email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, &quot;Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email.&quot; Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''&quot;Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc.&quot;'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].<br /> <br /> Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.<br /> <br /> ==Roblox Alternatives==<br /> <br /> ===Attempts by others===<br /> <br /> In [[Lies|2009]], some fag &quot;conceptualized&quot; a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.<br /> <br /> A similar shitwad called &quot;BlockCommunity&quot; was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&amp;threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term &quot;troll&quot; by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].<br /> <br /> ===Chinese cocksucking===<br /> <br /> A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.<br /> <br /> The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow &quot;faggotfaced&quot; Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.<br /> <br /> Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.<br /> <br /> After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.<br /> <br /> Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].<br /> *[[Microsoft]]<br /> *[[Windows]]<br /> *[[TheGamerLand]]<br /> *[[AtWar]]<br /> *[[Blockland]]<br /> *[[Minecraft]]<br /> <br /> == Links ==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]&lt;/s&gt; DEAD<br /> *[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]&lt;/s&gt;, FORUMS GOT BALEETED<br /> *[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]<br /> *[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]<br /> *[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]<br /> *[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.] <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]<br /> <br /> {{Web 2.0}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{gaming}}<br /> {{sites}}<br /> {{Pedoseries}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article July 9 &amp; July 10, [[2016]]|[[2B2T]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]}}<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:10px; right:10px; pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Rotard_exploitable_fixed.png|125px]]&lt;/div&gt;</div>

Soturnupthelights https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Kenny_Animate&diff=1914283 2025-02-23T20:03:59Z

<p>Soturnupthelights: /* List of Kenny&#039;s victims */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Milkedcow}}{{aspie}}<br /> {{pedo}}<br /> {{Watched}}<br /> {{13yearolds}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Dekkenweinert.jpeg]]}} <br /> {{Ibhead|[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwwkoh2e8hKD8lkxBrAV3kQ Kenny The Drama Whore]}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|&lt;small&gt;August 29th, 2005&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|&lt;small&gt;[[American]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|&lt;small&gt;Oak Lawn, [[Illinois]],[[USA]]&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|&lt;small&gt;[[Pajeet]]&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|&lt;small&gt;[[Male]]&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|&lt;small&gt;Bisexual&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|&lt;small&gt;FelinoWizard, Aoshima &lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|&lt;small&gt;Causing people pain, pushing people into self-hating thoughts, being a pussy&lt;/small&gt;}} <br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''Kenny Animate''' (Powerword: '''Dekken Weinert''') ({{Discord|u|felinowizard}}) is a {{age|2005|08|29}}-year-old GoAnimate YouTuber who has 18k subscribers as of October 2024. He is a moderator of the ever-infamous &quot;GoAnimate City&quot; (abbreviated to GAC) Discord server, who is owned by none other than the internet celebrity himself, Blukas. Those who have interacted plenty with good ol' Kenny know how painfully two-faced he is. He will pretend to be all nice, friendly, and &quot;understanding&quot;, as he calls himself, but the very second someone doesn't conform to his exact standards of a perfect drag-and-drop animation software-based community, his demeanor completely changes and he will jump at you like a wolf jumping at an unsuspecting deer. He doesn't take it well when someone gives him criticism, and has 3 primary responses to being criticized. A, he'll respond with a snarky comeback, such as &quot;Ok GoKid&quot;. B, he'll screenshot your comment, post it on his community tab, and tell everyone how much of a criminal you are, and C, he'll: C.5, add you to a &quot;trolling DM&quot; with some of his sex slaves thrown in, and C, make a grounded video out of you. Quickly, act scared.<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's not forget how he was behind accounts out of his alter egos he used just to annoy the living shit out of people's guts, namely 06CriticalChromosome, Jake Animate, and more.<br /> <br /> =='''Trial A: Ynoss v. Kenny'''==<br /> One time, a local nobody named YnossZaperator went off on Kenny, and claimed how his fanbase made him suicidal, how Kenny sux, etc etc. If Kenny had used his brain, he would've simply taken the criticism to heart, or at the very least, ignore it. But, did he do any of the first two? Nope! Instead, like the big boy he is, he screenshots the comment with his Android phone, posts it to his community tab, and proceeds to wail about how mean Ynoss is, how Kenny did nothing wrong, etc etc. What follows is, Kenny's hoard of zombie slaves proceed to harass Ynoss, since Kenny's a [[Lie|perfect saint who has done no wrong whatsoever]], his videos are perfect, he rightfully &quot;calls out&quot; people, etc etc. Ynoss proceeds to go [[emo]] and is pissed off at Kenny for fucking him over. Shockingly, people are also pissed at Kenny. He then makes [https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugziieet_3xv80HwCZl4AaABCQ a follow-up post], which when you open it, it actually looks legitimate, but when you scroll down, you'll see it's chock full of BS and Kenny trying to be [[an hero]]. Notice the &quot;Believe me, I am no bad person.&quot; Sadly, you'll know that plenty of GoAnimate users have never said sorry. Kenny is no exception.<br /> <br /> =='''Trial B and B.5: Kenny v. Ray and Kenny v. RainBoy'''==<br /> Back in June 2021, he attempted to give a local nobody Raycynical a hatebase over an NSFW picture he regretted making when he was 13 at the time (now {{age|2005|05|27}}) and Kenny blew it out of proportion and made Ray out to be a bad person. Let the man do what he wants!<br /> <br /> Back throughout July-August 2021, he doxxed a dudebro named RainBoy107 and forced him to say that [[Truth|he's a pedophile]], and to cover it up, Kenny made a stupid excuse saying that [[Forced meme|it was supposed to be a meme]]. He also sicced his whorebase on some equally bad [[United Arab Emirates|Arabic]] [[7-11]] employee formally known as Waleed Tariq in August 2021 because of a video he regretted making of a troublemaker putting a female user in her bikini and gets grounded for it. He also forces other people to like things they clearly dislike, and tells them they're &quot;cwiminal suppowtews bawwwww&quot; if they don't do his bidding. An example is he forced random people to like grounded videos out of real-life people and tells them that it's not cyberbullying when it is. In short, Kenny will hold people for their past mistakes, even when they apologize and pay the price for them. He condemns them to repeat them, and pushes them to the equivalent of dirt.<br /> <br /> ==Trial C: Kenny v. This Page==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:kennyan1.png<br /> File:kennyan2.png<br /> File:kennyan3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> Kenny did not take being a subject on this wiki very well. Once he found it out, he proceeded to wail, bawl, cry, and went off on the creator of this page. He even went as far as to claim he was &quot;[[Bawwwww|traumatized]]&quot; due to the sheer amount of truths on this page. If you want to soothe Kenny's so-called trauma, then feel free to drop by [https://discord.gg/3CqaP34kDD his discord] and give him lots of [[Rape|love]]. Despite he himself saying that no one believed the contents of this page, Kenny claimed that others would see it properly. Classic Kenny!<br /> <br /> ==How To Make Kenny Extremely Angry==<br /> * Pretend to be an animal abuser/pedophile<br /> * Tell him you think Lily Anderson is a nice character.<br /> * Tell him his videos suck.<br /> * Tell him he's not bisexual.<br /> * Tell him GoAnimate City sucks.<br /> * Tell him Maurice King is a cool person.<br /> * Call him a Furry.<br /> * Tell him Luke is a washed up internet celeb.<br /> * Tell him MsFizzy is a retarded edgelord tranny who should be arrested and that she's an animal abuser.<br /> * Say that samanthawoah0 (formerly RegularSpark) faked being transgender.<br /> * Send him a video of you vaping or just doing it with your webcam on in a Discord voice chat.<br /> * Make a video that’s just taking the piss out of him.<br /> * Call him a crybaby.<br /> * Tell him that the GoAnimate Community will never change.<br /> * Tell him that his ego is as big as the size of his tiny brain and insult his autistic fanbase.<br /> * Tell him that Shadow isn’t a pedophile for liking fictional characters and that proshippers are actually really cool people.<br /> * Remind him of the fact that he made YnossZaperator feel suicidal (and he'll debunk this with very shitty evidence like the mega pussy he is)<br /> * Call him a narcissist (This pisses him off so hard LMFAOOOO)<br /> * Tell him that IndigoRiley392 isn’t a pedophile and that three year age gaps aren’t pedophilia (he’ll debunk this without proof if three year age gaps even are considered as pedophilia when it’s actually five year age gaps that are the true red flag)<br /> * Call him a pedophile so he knows how it feels to be slandered (oh wait, HE IS ONE!)<br /> * Call him a faggot<br /> * Whenever he calls out someone for sending him a death threat, tell him he deserves one<br /> *Unfriend him on Discord<br /> <br /> ==Kenny's Hate Boners==<br /> * '''Lily Anderson''': A fictional character made by local nobody James Parker. Kenny lost his shit like no other over this character, and she is his best troll target.<br /> * '''Coris Anderson''': Another fictional character made by &lt;s&gt;Indo&lt;/s&gt; '''Malaytard''' [[CyansWorldCartoon]] '''([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy)'''. Was made to be a &quot;nice clone&quot; character of Boris Anderson, the father of the famous shitnugget known as Caillou.<br /> * '''Being trolled''': Kenny acts tough and edgy, but if you take the right approach and milk him carefully and responsibly, he will break down and cry. He'll vent to someone, and change his Pisscord status to something emo.<br /> * '''Proshippers''' Oh, this is a big one. Kenny will lose his fucking shit if he finds out you're a proshipper, ESPECIALLY if you're an ex-anti proshipper and are over 16. He'll try and report you to the [[FBI]]. His reasoning? No, not because he's a [[moralfag]] and trying to defend fictional characters, he believes that a shitty drawing of a fictional character, even if it's a character YOU made, is &quot;enabling&quot; pedophiles. Whatever that means. Even if it's a meme, he will think with his full pea-sized brain that you are, indeed, a pedophile. Be careful!<br /> <br /> ==Classic Kenny's Hall of Shame==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery perrow=4&gt;<br /> KennethJohnson.png|thumb|Brush you're goddamn teeth for fuck's sake!<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==List of Kenny's victims==<br /> Victims’ usernames that are bolded denote those whom he made feel [[Emo|suicidal]].<br /> <br /> {{nobodies}}<br /> <br /> 1. '''RainBoy107''' (Kenny put all of his personal information on Doxbin which resulted in him filming himself attempting suicide.)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPEH7gvwkKg&lt;/ref&gt; (In 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him (while he’s a dead topic). It doesn't matter whether or not he's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/OjW2g5t&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 2. KittyBoo Chan (aka: Amanda Andrea Rose) (Despite how much of a huge time bitch this skank whore really is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to her (while she's a dead topic). It doesn't matter whether or not she's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/Bw16AXR&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 3. '''Mr. Tuxedo Ted (aka: TuxToons2K2)''' (Kenny (along with AlaskionIsUrBoi) masterminded the [[ISIS|Holocord]] to start harassing him to death again over [[Shit no one cares about|the 2020 drama against him]] (where he was slandered as a doxxer without valid evidence and as a pedophile just over a three year age gap while he was still a minor) by making a Discord group behind his back where he humiliated him in front of others over irrelevant disputes (causing him to lash out) which ultimately resulted in him attempting suicide and got sent to the emergency room in an ambulance and debunked the evidence without valid proof just for his and OfficerMidnight Chopper's own dignity)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYmtHW5mWQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 4-7. '''AA_ElMLGDarwin5677SiAnaNo69__ and his friends''' (Slandered him of being a so-called &quot;criminal&quot; and accused his friends of being alts of him)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=fEwIzPWLuOykj5AN&amp;t=88&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 8. FoolishMortal01 (Despite how much of a huge time faggot this loser is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him (while he's a dead topic). It doesn't matter whether or not he’s a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/MkcohNK&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 9. BlueDiamondBoy2006 (Gave him shit just for saying “fuck the Vyond community”)&lt;ref&gt; https://youtu.be/5ACK1EBm-bI?t=161&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 10. James Parker (Framed him of slandering MLGDarwin and his friends as “criminals” when it was actually Kenny who slandered them the whole time (plus, James Parker has been a dead topic since early October 2019 and was never seen again after he exposed himself on his Agnes account))<br /> <br /> 11. VittorioTheVyonder2003 (Harassed him on his birthday just because he used to make Caillou Gets Grounded)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=YoJY2l8lxYfRaPx9&amp;t=59&lt;/ref&gt; (In 2024, Kenny gravedug his past over shit he didn’t know any better of and manipulated people to waste their breath on him when he permanently left the NoShitimate community for obviously good reasons)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxKv_OKaVjyqHCwRhpT79tKUVLjbaoYLb3&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 12. Tboneodeth Productions (aka: Tbone Animate) (Kenny made a disgusting video out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=mXNsW_kAqo81p3KD&amp;t=244&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 13. HanifImran19 (Slandered him of being racist to blacks on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 14. TheVideoEditorGuy6579 (Framed him of being behind 06CriticalChromosome when it was actually Kenny who was behind that account the whole time)&lt;ref&gt;https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t00VrnZjhETkvFkC22DK_aBBMJsV3gbsCmKMT4rqNWg/preview&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 15. RareYellowWUUTBee (Gave him shit and manipulated people to harass him over spitting facts against the NoShitimate community on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 16. GoTube (aka: Blukas) (Made hate pics out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=9iHcs7flyJ21IzVo&amp;t=473&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 17. Axel (aka: King Halo) (Made hate pics out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 18. SamanthaWoah0 (aka: RegularSpark) (Made hate pics out of her on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 19. BrentAnimate (Slandered him as a pedo when Kenny had no evidence to support his claims)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxtKAjlAqym4wNyGItZf2scN4tXqAw-gHG&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 20. Rack Animate (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyjHgYsoI9E9i-_4M94AaABCQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 21. MegaT (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 22. NotSmirks (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 23. Murp (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 24. NoAnalise (Manipulated her to forgive a stalker)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxH3G2bwMoQcIpeXZ_jZBZIHacx_1HuUvC&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 25. Raycynical (Used Cancel Culture on him)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyryquzcCdQPl23dSR4AaABCQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 26. Waleedarix (Used Cancel Culture on him)<br /> <br /> 27. SBStarYellowAnimator03 (Tried to fuck over his reputation over shit he didn’t do&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxEAROPYV3VCGOWPstqWweoTuW_SbMAOV6&lt;/ref&gt; and used pedophilia as an excuse to endorse death threats against him)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx9icArpgLwLFPqY5-Nr6z7Ex2zE2byGQ2&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 28. Mike Animate (Sent him death threats on his 06CriticalChromosome account)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=fV-bm1ol-m7A80rS&amp;t=439&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 29. AzureMidnightGemstoneDude2K3 (aka: GoBigPlanetMate3854) (Under his Jake Animate account (formerly Dr. Manhole UTTP THDTC at one point), Kenny framed him of being behind this said troll account with fake evidence and manipulated people to give him shit)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/1aT1r-ZgSLg?si=LOTPvhwYXlWG3PTN&amp;t=316&lt;/ref&gt; (In 2024, classic Kenny fucked the shit out of the poor man’s reputation and drove him off the internet just because he exposed a fatass fuck named Shaun Sullivan for making kiddie porn out of Dora the Explorer and Little Bill)<br /> <br /> 30. TheBlackWrapperDude (aka: Elias D) (Slandered him as a pedo over avenging someone who was suicidal)&lt;ref&gt; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl7fSvrEzbQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 31. '''Timinations900 (aka: Timinator900)''' (In 2022, Kenny masterminded the situation where OfficerMidnight Chopper got his channel terminated by showing porn on his livestream (especially in front of minors) just for defending Elias (whom Kenny slandered as a pedo))&lt;ref&gt; https://youtu.be/tsqFEyOXhto?t=7&lt;/ref&gt; (regardless, this doesn’t mean that OMC is innocent. For him to show porn in front of minors was unacceptable)&lt;ref&gt; https://youtu.be/tOMuPP44WnA?t=360&lt;/ref&gt; (In 2024, Kenny manipulated his haters to side with him to gang up on Timinations over shit that was already put behind which resulted in him self-harming and got sent in an ambulance to the hospital)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOUvQKwBnBcUEDvBv2giq6MTR60k1zqn8&lt;/ref&gt; (Kenny eventually doxxed him later in mid-2024)<br /> <br /> 32. ChrisTheChillVideoCreator2K (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 33. AngelRider6 (aka: SpongebobRocks2001) (Gave him shit just for rightfully advertising this page&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxcDrKhSq0ZodH-gtN3H0TM9dZ87MH8xrB&lt;/ref&gt; and for rightfully telling the truth about three year age gaps not being pedophilia)<br /> <br /> 34. Michael Boyer the Smith Borderline Enterprises (Gave him shit over disagreements)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/SUd4fw4nM6Q?si=Ww96ioGCaVH31rPW&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 35. SuperiorEditorBoy2K4 (Made grounded videos out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=60qJSfzvZYZUz-_E&amp;t=416&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 36. CBF1 (Made grounded videos out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<br /> <br /> 37. '''YnossZaperator''' (Sent his fans to harass him which resulted in him feeling extremely suicidal and constantly got away with it by repeatedly saying he didn't do it every time he got called out)&lt;ref&gt;https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_5K1Q7to_sj_-GfGig2U5jbvflZQ4cOc9-FLSps9UYA/edit&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 38. NintendoVyonder2004/The Boulder (Gave him shit just for spitting facts against him)<br /> <br /> 39. Flux Capacitor Productions 2007 (Gave him shit over spitting facts against the NoShitimate community)<br /> <br /> 40. Malachi Johnson (Told him &quot;there's no such thing as opinions on the NoShitimate community&quot; just for simply hating that godawful embarrassment of a community)<br /> <br /> 41. Thesodadrinkers (Made him go sicko mode)<br /> <br /> 42. '''sh4d0wch4mp10ns''' (Tried multiple times to ruin his reputation over a shitty meme made in 2021 which resulted in him cutting himself TWICE, the second time being during a video call while he was being harassed. Kenny accused Shadow of doing it for attention- keep in mind, Shadow was '''thirteen''' when this was <br /> happening, and Kenny was 15-16. Kenny is now trying to get him arrested for being a proshipper)<br /> <br /> 43. YeetPolice69 (aka: Mr PwNyY) (Slandered him of making an imposter account out of him)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxMZ1ayXWJ5Mz8vJLf3CvLoxyuF6jqOYVd&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 44. Alex Bentley (Gaslighted)<br /> <br /> 45. DarkChaosElfilis4500 (aka: DarkMatterBladeMan4000) (Gaslighted and slandered him as a pedo)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFTnGVR_Z17Bov_6iwdH8aa2lWlWdWFUF&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 46. NOVADROME Animations (Gave him shit over extreme venting, dumb roleplays, and manipulated people to slander him for pedophilia)<br /> <br /> 47. Rouge 21 (aka: Luke T Da Bawss) (Kenny whined over him making a stream where Luke spit facts against him)&lt;ref&gt; https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOLWvvckHbpf4eRq-zr23ldNTIMkPsNtm&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 48. CalvinTheCBSNickGuy2K (Attempted to dox him which later led to Calvin deleting his Discord out of rage)<br /> <br /> 49. NekoRedKelvo2K3 (Slandered)&lt;ref&gt; https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxquucKeKx3hbsy5ElvFmxloPiTdJybCOW&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 50. ViktorLoud2004 (Slandered)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYTPE1Vt5XQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 51. Chronic999 (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 52. MatthewDaEpikBlueAnimator2006 (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 53. Anti-Anti-Vaxxer (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 54. CrustyRedBall (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 55. LoopyTheVortexBoiAndNascarFan2006 (Gave him a false hatedom on his JeremyStudio account)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/ohWyFl3EGZY?si=TpWg2lWPlzdkYn4E&amp;t=196&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 56. ScarlettRose2K6 (Made her lose her crush)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/ohWyFl3EGZY?si=BHlecOG_2ZeyZFfX&amp;t=110&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 57. Goobtoob6 (Sent his fans to harass him over cutting ties with him for good reasons and spitting facts against him)<br /> <br /> 58. AlonsoOfVyond17 (Gave him shit just on his 06CriticalChromosome account just because he made Boris Gets Grounded videos)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHAQLdX77es&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 59. Harshdinoplays (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 60. AlaskionIsUrBoi (Sent him death threats on his 06CriticalChromosome account)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/ohWyFl3EGZY?si=ZI6lMw6FEWN1SAQP&amp;t=62&lt;/ref&gt; (yet they somehow teamed up and condemned TuxToons for doing the same albeit him being angry)<br /> <br /> 61. Wowwowlulu (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 62. Maurice King (Got him banned from two Discord servers and Kenny had the nerve to dox Maurice over something he did not do, on August 4th, 2024, Kenny slandered Maurice as a pedophile all because he exposed a sick fuck named NC)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkjYzDC8UY0&amp;lc=UgzVo9JrnsmAWI9MU3t4AaABAg&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 63. YankeesBaseballPlayer03 (Doxxed him)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz20k0YAuG4&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 64. JohnsCartoonPlaza (Impersonated and framed him as a pedophile when he was a minor whilst being a possible troll)&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/5XddAwi&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 66. IndigoRiley392 (aka: FuntimeGamer74) (Drove him off the internet over a three-year age gap crush on a fictional character. Worst of all, Kenny showed NO REMORSE for all of the stupid shit he did to Riley and doesn’t even regret anything at all)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxtf8CWRpeXpSTjj5UXQuQ99tBmeL-7WPZ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 67. PrincessIrisLolirock (aka: Rudiz) (Gave them shit just for spitting facts against him)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/EIXHYP7DsHg?si=AU8k-iEX09vT6Ukx&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 68. David's Creation (Gave him shit for supporting Russia)<br /> <br /> 69. SpongyGuy2007 (Threatened to report them to the police which nearly drove him off the internet)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/qxipG-UK7vI?si=dlXu_MIyNn_04mKv&amp;t=23&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 70. ItzMagikal (aka: RageXD) (Harassed the shit out of him for literally telling him to improve while also telling him how to have sex with himself when Magikal was literally '''twelve''')&lt;ref&gt; https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxRa9Dohqdyf3aqYpgmHQIP68ekdBb8swx&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 71. MysteriousOwen (Acted like a creep towards him by saying his voice was cute when he was nine years old and keep in mind, '''Kenny is more than five years older than Owen''')&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/etCobtu&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 72. WhiteCloudsSkyDays (Slandered)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/z4cSfnCm98o?si=KrNkjuQY__c22itP&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 73. MC234TheYouTuber (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 74. IvannoxSeven (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 75. AustinTheSuperiorVyonder2021 (Gave him shit just for telling the truth about pedophilic age gaps)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxO9ze_tbNfW9aZFjfEnx4cyvZulngsOqp&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 76. Jacob Anime the GoAnimator (Accused him of suicide baiting just to defend an entitled degenerate named Foxy the Fox 110)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFuJjYx9jwOU7k0oR3KAFneTWMA5UqpXK&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 77. RagdollWanderer (aka: Vinnie Cross) (Aside from the fact he showed porn in front of minors, Kenny called him a pedophile just for wanting Age of Consent banned. Wanting Age of Consent banned may advocate pedophilia, but it doesn’t directly incite sexual harassment towards minors)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxazDBZWW903Sw3aSEEspNThLa1JRc_TIX&lt;/ref&gt; (Not to mention that Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him. It doesn't matter whether or not he's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/OjW2g5t&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 78. GerryTheGamingGuy2001 (Despite how much of a huge time faggot this loser is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him. It doesn't matter whether or not he's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)&lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/OjW2g5t&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 78. SapperTV (aka: Anti Animations/Anti Hobbykids) gave him massive shit over a vid he made on some stupid drama and called him a pedo over 2 fucking videos (and the character in one is over 18))<br /> <br /> 79. Skamkz/Skamkzter (Doxxed his real name, email and personal information with the help of [[Icewillow9]] because he dared to make fun of her) (On October 24 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves overreacted over a goddamn image he made that was taken out of context and almost drove him off the internet while they were harassing and slandering him as a zoophile and pedophile over 2 year age gap while still being a minor) <br /> &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxVrPZbtTcw54sWXVEBYeOPS3tn2KOz6X5?si=qwOkrQMUnliiW12F<br /> &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxuzNFT9EQmRnWggFDSs0Dt9HY-1kB1AcX?si=hG1gE4JrOkvExoHS<br /> <br /> 80. '''CookieLemonShakePie (aka: SyaraUnicorn)''' (Accused her of saving uncensored CP in her Device) (On October 8 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made drowning wishes out of her. Despite how much of a huge time bastard this loser is.) &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxjPymdBFQz6fapu4Ywal12MIscdfO4E0y?si=sLsASQdns_XgUAuD&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxPLTPBtdrtJlsaZb0LDfw_6KUOHOMRlTy?si=5DNelqMYoIiGPRRw&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxYe2j3iSMuVms9VJXpEoTq4C60l12qB5-?si=qS2sbM8u2HNLuu4X&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 81. '''SlashcraftGaming''' (Gave him shit just because he likes SyaraUnicorn and IndigoRiley392 and FUCKING hacked his Discord with his horny ass sex slaves!) (On October 18, 2024, Kenny pretended to be a 15 year old female just to catfish Slashcraft and made him look worse than he already is and threatened to break his spirits. Despite how much of a huge time bastard this loser is.)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxaVZ4potg3viqQazaBuKmOSjhQS6OG_Ny&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 82. '''StarEmeraldGemBoy2006''' (Accused him of suicide baiting over his opinion on SyaraUnicorn and IndigoRiley392) (On October 21, 2024, Kenny doxxed him thinking he’s a pedophile over his opinion on those two when liking users Kenny thinks are pedophiles doesn’t make someone a pedophile themselves).<br /> <br /> 83. Sylbea-HTF (aka: Beatriz Koretkii) (Despite how much of a huge time bitch this skank whore really is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to her. It doesn't matter whether or not she's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)<br /> <br /> 84. staccgravediggin (Slandered him as a pervert)<br /> <br /> 85. RobloxandNascarGamer2002 (aka: VideoGamePlayer7000) (Slandered him as a pedophile for dating someone two (mostly three) years younger than him)<br /> <br /> 86. ItzLumineLilly (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 87. '''Electrify''' (Doxxed him)<br /> <br /> 88. SkeletonSkull11 (aka: ScarySkeletons11) (Slandered them as a murderer back in January-February 2024, used his fans to attack them over exposing Asa and gave them MASSIVE shit over exposing a zoophile named Asa Gabriel Lamarre)<br /> <br /> 89. BoredomVille (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 90. Green Demon Productions (Kenny and his horny sex slaves raided his Discord server and denied it like the mega pussies they are which his fans almost drove Green Demon Productions into closing his account)&lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxxKtX8ZWX-75qwXef9Q_ZUWzYLsm3icSE?si=ge98rQYI5SF6jBDc &lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxJCPYypU84Dd2QZPbmRu5Xuzj6bdJN6es?si=54oov7_Pwqx7sGC9&lt;/ref&gt; (On September 24 2024, Kenny himself even denied it)&lt;ref&gt; http://youtube.com/post/UgkxXp5Mu41I27T1LKovIl38PKUu6L9lMXUs?si=UZnxq1jTNTKs3K1s&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 91. Zak The GoAnimator (Blamed him for the Green Demon Productions situation and made excuses to his points about doxxing)&lt;ref&gt;https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/135cVnjDBC0OTjePgUK3BTjj5QI_I1DzkK7jKOVRe5i0&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 92. '''Cloudnode''' (Kenny made him suicidal all because of his &quot;three year age gap = pedophilia&quot; bullshit)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx5hcZGLZL3WCGIQ4lwWJBAi93IyeQFpkz&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 93. '''Yeah Boy the Slacker Fan''' (Called him a pedophile just for telling the truth about three year age gaps and Kenny (along with his horny sex slaves) also harassed him while he was suicidal '''whilst still being a minor'''). (On October 9 2024, Kenny's horny sex slaves made a rape joke out of Yeah Boy The Slacker Fan '''whilst still being a minor''')&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxLL1S2cDVVm43s7N0dl9rACJA06c5dSkq&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxSuzpjU9C9klgjv4vMJ0q0p3cCUjZsuwY?si=ZUiKNh2RRgdnlMuw&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxNqMUTZklJSzGcw95NFRTirIU_CiePVob?si=5vSe2Wbl8x-baRaL&lt;/ref&gt; (On October 13 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him)<br /> <br /> 94. SomeTopCatFan (Gave him shit over a Flintstones foot fetish)<br /> <br /> 95. '''Death the Hate Master''' (Made KKK jokes towards him)<br /> <br /> 96. 👻Ankha The Halloween Boy Fan 2K6🎃 (Falsely Accused him of making Animal Crossing porn in his own discord server while impersonationg Jenna (Different Jenna) when there was no evidence to backup Kenny's claim and also made false accusations about Ankha claiming he shipped PinkyFarah (18) and Darkness Kumi (15) together and falsely claiming that he also supports Foxy the Fox 110 when again there was no evidence to back up his claim)&lt;ref&gt;https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iBYTuvZc0zq5Q47JSgqofJ5INSjFIob-/view?usp=drivesdk&lt;/ref&gt; (On November 3rd, 2024, Classic Kenny called him a pedophile just for wishing an 18 year old to get raped)&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx-gMZoNpQOlRBCD804S2iKkf1oI02wytE&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 97. '''Nicole Daniels''' (Groomed her, no real evidence however)&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/PZne_lz21Xs?si=pmksWdGp24V_H3sw&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 98. AsylumAnimate (Falsely accused him of CP just because he cut ties with Kenny) &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxnSX8aU6aA7zx__lZrdgxrutoAZoV3TUk?si=XvkqJR9tvM2SDgzS&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> 99. '''BlueSonicAnimate (aka: OmegaDarron2K8)''' (Denied sending death threats to him)<br /> <br /> 100. '''Tornado063''' (Drove him to suicide THREE FUCKING TIMES WHILE HE'S A FUCKING MINOR!)<br /> <br /> 101. EpicAlexanderTeenDude2007 (Slandered him as a pedophile just because he asked ChatGPT about 3-4 year age gaps) &lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxMFnibfMZEqZPxIhVLXaG-O9NZbsVB3ge?si=629IGcQes2slhaI3&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 102. [[Elrobertosuperio]] (aka: Vienna or Robert) (Slandered him as a pedophile just for stating the difference between confrontation and harassment by saying he likes sending sex toys to 14 year olds when there was no evidence to back up Kenny's claim. He is a pedophile for other reasons that Kenny did not use however) &lt;ref&gt;https://imgur.com/a/xnjzFvE&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 103. CypherShard (Accused him of zoophilia just for putting Yoshi (from Super Mario) in a smash or pass tier list and said he doesn’t deserve cats)&lt;ref&gt;https://m.youtube.com/post/Ugkx-145wlM8HqHI0PaWeygUQ735FrxPg9k2&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 104. Chockis/Valena (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 105. CupcakeyStarz (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 106. KeroroClaptrap PikachuAnimations (Threatened to drive him off the internet and told his horny sex slaves to leave hate comments on his channel)&lt;ref&gt;https://m.youtube.com/post/UgkxWl6z-nN6SmPhCU7vJxbpp3ilzF0EaMUO&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 107. Mister Suitcase (Slandered)<br /> <br /> 108. SirFancyMan (slandered him as a pedophile over a [[sonic]] and [[mario]] gif)&lt;ref&gt;https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246165151065964615/1299698831260127282/IMG_0303.png?ex=671ecf1c&amp;is=671d7d9c&amp;hm=7323804e465bf33f0376cf1c2ec7bdd1d0c219ef0ae18c15a4fdcf35d6941b58&amp;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> 109. AMAZINGBORYS11 (slandered him as a “kidophile” (whatever the fuck that is) over the same gif as sirfancyman and associated straight up [[cp]] with them)&lt;ref&gt;https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1246165151065964615/1299747129144774656/image0.jpg?ex=679f8657&amp;is=679e34d7&amp;hm=90db4d0e84efb2323ff247a734e27e80ad4df9a1be8a57a3ce18d5a9112270f0&amp;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> And finally...<br /> <br /> 110. Literally [[Over 9000|everyone]] who has to be around this faggot.<br /> <br /> WOW, holy shit! Kenny victimized over 110 users! That's classic Kenny for ya! Congratulations!<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> * [[Vyond]]<br /> * [[Discord]]<br /> * [[Bisexual]]<br /> * [[Autistic]]<br /> * [[MLP]]<br /> {{GoAnimate}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{furfaggotry}}<br /> {{MLP}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Lolcows]]<br /> [[Category:Faggotry]]<br /> [[Category:Gofaggotry]]</div>

Soturnupthelights https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=School&diff=1914282 2025-02-23T20:01:29Z

<p>Soturnupthelights: /* Typical Discipline */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Common core USA edication.jpg|thumb|Welcome to your [[Common Core|Modern Education]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Schools''' are [[punishment|torture]] chambers where lazy parents send their innocent [[children]], who are kept prisoner, to effectively cut the amount of time and effort involved in caring for them by half via glorified re-education day care centers. [[Hippies]] and overly right-wing Christian fundamentalists who fear that their children will be exposed to reality and reject the mental retardation-themed hive mind of their religious dogma often opt for alternative form of education known as [[homeschooling]] or [[Private_School|private schooling]] (i.e., non-public, non-[[government]]-funded). <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, these parents who opt for home or [[Private_School|private school]] fail to realize that their children will end up developmentally [[fucktard|stunted]] without the prescribed curriculum of [[emo|self-loathing and apathy]] that can only be learned at a public school. Schools in Londontown are over-populated buildings used by niggerz and wiggerz to practice their stabbing skills before moving into the real world. At school they learn how to: stand around in crowds intimidating old women, hover a B-Ball cap on their heads at a jaunty angle, say axe instead of ask (amongst other linguistic errors), practice an accent unknown to any other culture on the planet and most importantly; how to steal Pokemon cards. There are no teachers - or jokerz in nigger speech - at schools in Londontown as they have all been &quot;jabbed up&quot; and &quot;diced&quot; by children wearing Boxfresh pajamas. Like the [[Catholic]] church, schools are also excellent places for [[pedophiles]] to find work. If you are a lucky male student, you COULD get a 25-30-year-old female teacher who's a bimbo and will spread her legs for the entire male population of her class and later file a lawsuit against one's school for the consensual sex.<br /> <br /> [[File:Erect teacher.jpg|thumb|The average teacher]]<br /> [[File:Teacher killed by disturbed children.jpg|thumb|When second grade students rebel against the teacher, [[lulz]] ensues.]]<br /> <br /> == The only things you learn at school ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:EnglishScience.gif|thumb|You don't actually need to care about either one.]]<br /> *Your classmates are dirty minded pigs assuming you are SPED and are wannabe 12 year olds. They are evil.<br /> *Grades matter.<br /> * [[The man]] knows better what to do with your time than you.<br /> * [[Wikipedia]] is [[crap]].<br /> * All children [[lies|learn at the same pace]] (Unless you're [[AZN]] and taking [[Advanced Placement|AP]]). <br /> * The best way to prepare for the future is to not specialize and learn about as much about everything as possible.<br /> * Fuck taxes, and fuck leisure, [[Geometry|FUCKING TRIANGLES]] AND [[Microsoft|ALGEBRA]] ARE ALL YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!<br /> * If you don't learn everything, you can't go to [[College]]/[[University]]. If you don't go to College/University, you can't live a happy and fulfilling life where you need to do nothing but sit at a desk and do the same thing, all day, every day, for the majority of your life.<br /> * Every subject on [[earth]] can be presented in an uninteresting way.<br /> * The best way to evaluate pupils amount of learning is to compare the pupils results with each other.<br /> * [[shit no one cares about|The fucking headline for a news article]] [[At Least 100| from at least 300 years ago.]]<br /> * You get to learn how to [[Ancient Realms|master the ancient art]] bullshitiing dumb fuckers who are blatantly [[asking for it]].<br /> * Army [[cunt|drill sergeant]] dropout wannabes irreversibly morph into the [[truth|loud fat saggy twats known as gym teachers.]]<br /> <br /> == Why grades are needed ==<br /> <br /> [[lies|Only smart or disciplined people need a good education. Dumb or undisciplined people can make it on their own very well in the world. Also smart people need a prestigious title, exclusively granted by the man, otherwise customers could not be able to tell that they were getting a good service from their doctors, teachers, psychologists and so forth.]]<br /> <br /> == School Shootings==<br /> {{main|School Shooting}}<br /> [[File:Students.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> As you know firsthand, school is a horrible, hellish prison where the [[Columbine|jocks rule the hallways]], and everyone who doesn't conform to to peer pressure or what's cool gets brutally lynched and burned alive - at least socially. Little Jimmy mostly keeps his head down, soaks up the suffering, and goes about his miserable little day. But sometimes, that lonely little boy decides enough is enough. So he steals Daddy's gun, or somehow manages to get one on his own, and goes for the [[High Score]] by turning his local School into a bloodbath; a level straight out of DOOM, or whatever violent video game he wastes his greasy little hands on. Scientifically speaking, this is the greatest possible outcome for a student, as he (and rarely, she) will become world famous and have thousands of [[Columbiners|creepy fangirls]] who wants to suck his greasy 4 inch dick. Even those popular jock douchebags won't make as many hot jailbait girls wet. This act also generates some of the strongest shitstorms known to [[Oxymoron|western society]].<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> <br /> === In the USA ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:EmoHypocriteFag.jpg|thumb|Typical [[gay|student]] that radiates faggotry around school grounds.]]<br /> [[File:SchoolValdalism.jpg|200px|right]]<br /> [[File:Stayinschool.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> As of the year 2000, the internet had gained popularity and of course, major fags started to interact with it too. Aside from that, [[School Shooting|school shootings]], debilitating mental illness, harbl, vagoo and drugs are commonplace.<br /> <br /> Who resides at this place:<br /> <br /> * [[Mundane]] (RARE footage mostly the Preps)<br /> * [[Rich and beautiful]]<br /> * [[Attention whore|Attention Whores]], usually [[slut|sluts]] and [[Hookers_and_blow|cheerleaders]] or [[Skeezers]]<br /> * [[Shit]]<br /> * Major [[faggotry]] and [[Wapanese|Asians]]<br /> * Those [[emo]] kids<br /> * [[Asperger's Syndrome|Aspies]]<br /> * [[Scenesters]]<br /> * [[Hipsters]]<br /> * [[Fat|Those repulsive girls who wear incredibly revealing clothing]]<br /> * [[Feminism|FemiNazis]]<br /> * [[Otaku]]<br /> * [[Homos]] (Most Emos)<br /> * [[Trolls]]<br /> * [[Twinks|Confused little girls]] ([[Bronies|pedophiles]] usually [[Rape|seduce]] them).<br /> * [[Guido|Orange-Skinned]] [[faggot]]s<br /> * [[16-year-old girl|10th Grade Girls]]<br /> * [[Bully]]<br /> * [[Retards]]<br /> * [[Douchebags]]<br /> * [[Wigger|Wannabe Rednecks]] (Jocks who are ACTUALLY popular though these students are [[Australia|half]]-[[retard]]ed nonetheless)<br /> * [[Arabs]] &amp; [[Jews]]<br /> * [[Indians]]<br /> * [[Poland|Those stupid Pollacks]] (Chicago/London/Toronto/France)<br /> * [[Anonymous|Other Foreigners]]<br /> * [[Tool]]tards<br /> * [[4chan]] users (AKA [[summerfags]])<br /> * Teenagers who refuse to admit [[grunge]] died in 1995.<br /> * [[Gaia]] people<br /> * [[Spics|Cholos y Cholas]]<br /> * Cunts that shop at [[Hot Topic]]<br /> * [[13-year-old boy]]s<br /> * [[Lesbian|Faggettes]] (-1 if she's Butch) (+1 if she's a whore)<br /> * [[Fat|McDonald Munchers]]<br /> * [[Scene|Artfags]] who color their hair pink and wear a different shoe on each foot because they're expressing themselves.<br /> * Rich people's kids that like drugs, sex, cock and materialistic pleasures, mostly [[sodomy]]<br /> * Those damn [[Jock|faggots]] that play sports, also known to become attention whores.<br /> * [[English Scum|Britfags]] (WASPs)<br /> * [[Niggas]]<br /> * [[Liberal|Commie-Nazis]]<br /> * [[Poor|Poor People]] (mostly ghettofags, hustlers and TONS of dirties and hippies)<br /> * [[Camwhores]]<br /> * That [[Douchebag|asshole]] teacher who uses his dubious charisma and often jokey personality to hide the fact that he's an ignorant faggot that merely wants to fulfill quota and get paid<br /> * That retarded [[bitch]] who says stuff like [[Hippy|&quot;groovy]] homework&quot; and [[Wigger|&quot;bling bling&quot;]] to act [[Lame|like the kids]] nowadays<br /> * [[Furry|Furries]] in {{ytlink|Q77sJT8O56E|training}}<br /> * [[Basement_dweller|Gamers]]<br /> * [[Your mom]] who take it in the ass by [[Argentina|Argentinian fags]]<br /> * [[Dumbasses|Urban Dictionary users]]<br /> * [[12 year old girls|loli]]<br /> * [[Punks]] who are &quot;misunderstood&quot;.<br /> * [[Germany|Skinheads]].<br /> * [[White Trash|Inbreds]] (Known as [[Chavs]] in [[Londonistan|Not-So-Great Britain]] WHO GIVES A SHIT, THIS IS THE USA SECTION, FAGGOT!)<br /> * and [[You]] (Loser)<br /> <br /> {{center|&lt;youtube&gt;yjFKjOrIvh4&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Here is an average day at High School'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === High School ===<br /> <br /> ==== Typical High School life ====<br /> <br /> [[TL;DR|Guys locker room erection]]:<br /> <br /> {{squote|Growing up in middle school and high school I always had a problem taking a shower with the other boys. Many of the boys in high school would walk around the locker room with an erection. Rubbing it against the smaller guy’s and bragging about how big they were. My penis was [[asian|very small]] about 1” with out an erection. In the locker room the guys would always make fun of me a tell me I was more like a [[trap|girl]]. I realize it know that many of those guys were most likely [[gay]]. A few of the guys next to me used to come over a [[rape|pinch my penis]] and when I got and erection about 3” would push me around the locker room and making sure [[lulz|everyone would see me]]. Once they pushed me outside in front of some girls and I was so ashamed not only did I not have en erection but it was almost an completely inside my body less then an inch and some of the girls thought it was so funny and did in fact make fun of me. A few girls were teasing me about [[my tiny dick|my small penis]] and I had an erection at the time and they talked me into showing it to them. That turned out to be cool because they thought it was small but a cute erection and three of them touched and played with it right outside the boys locker room! One of the asshole guys onetime made me touch his erection in the locker room when no one else was around. We were in there shower and he made me stroke him with soap. He made me stand there as he put soap on my body then he rubbed my cock with soap and I got an erection. He soaped my ass and stuck his finger in it. My eyes started tearing up and I told him to leave me alone but he said he would pull his finger out and [[rape|stick his cock in]]. I begged him to [[Chris Crocker|leave me alone]] and said other guys could come in the locker room at anytime and what would happen if they saw him. He then said I had a choice he would stick it in my ass, I could suck his cock or he would kick my ass and still do one or the other. He was so much bigger then me so I decided to have him pull his finger out and fuck me rather then suck him. He already had a lot of soap in my ass and he slid his cock all the way [[in the ass|in my ass]] which made me cry in pain but before he could start pumping a teacher came in and he quickly pulled it out and I even faster got out of that locker room and never took a shower unless there were lots of guys in there. I am now a [[lie|bisexual]] man and I have learned to love seeing guys in the locker room and it’s always fun to see the [[13 year old boys|younger guys]] walking around with an erection that they have no control over. I never grew much larger then 3” hard but there are a lot of guys that seem to appreciate it in the men’s locker room and unlike the early years I enjoy showing it and sharing it and the once in a while that [[East High School Salt Lake City|I have sex in the guys locker room]] it’s always fun and exciting and not a nightmare like in high school, now it’s all fun.|Typical Teenager with a small cock A.K.A. a typical Asian.}}<br /> <br /> If you ignored the [[tl;dr]], click &lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 1.5em;&quot;&gt;[[:File:Eligible.gif|here]]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> '''A typical day at school:'''<br /> <br /> &lt;youtube&gt;rkG374wJGSw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === Driving School ===<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|{{fv|DSvids|background-color:#FFFFFF;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;KTjo14syZbc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;{{center|'''A typical day in driving school.'''}}<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;9ASvZm6DmMo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Rich People Schools ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Cruel Intentions.jpg|thumb|Every posh school is exactly like Cruel Intentions, except everyone is inbred and you have to make up a [[retarded]] fake accent to fit in.]]<br /> <br /> Some schools have the added bonus of costing vast sums of [[money]]. This extra expense pays for Blazers, which sort the chaff from the entitled pricks and additional lessons which poor people never learn, such as croquet, promiscuity and enunciation (how to talk like a complete [[dick]]).<br /> <br /> You should feel free to act like an [[asshole]] and rub your expensive education in the faces of as many people as possible. Bonus points if you do this to those fellow students who are only at the prep-school via scholarship and are pariahs because they don't come from inbred old-money families.<br /> <br /> === Art School ===<br /> <br /> {{main|Art School}}<br /> <br /> == School Society and Politics ==<br /> <br /> In school, a completely different kind of society takes place. The politics here make the place seem like a separate [[Russia|country]], or a [[Auschwitz|camp]] of some sort. The politics in school works like a [[Stalin|totalitarian dictatorship]], where [[masturbation|private]] and public behavior are [[Nazi|regulated]] and [[BDSM|enforced]]; while the ruler is the [[Hitler|Principal]], or more like the [[Jesus|administration]]. Propaganda around the school influences students and members to [[communism|work together]] by memorizing baffling formulas to get [[ass|A's]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Schools are made for shooting.|Some loner}} <br /> <br /> === Typical Rules ===<br /> <br /> Generally, schools enforce a common set of rules to ensure the environment is [[Boring|safe and worker-friendly]]. See also: [[Hell]]<br /> <br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO GUM<br /> * NO CURSING (damn and hell count as bad words, too)<br /> * NO SCREAMING<br /> * NO RUNNING<br /> * NO [[Team Fortress 2|HATS]]<br /> * NO [[Porn|PORN]]<br /> * NO WIN<br /> * NO FAIL<br /> * NO MUSIC<br /> * NO ELECTRONICS<br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO THINKING WITH OWN BRAINS<br /> * NO THINKING WITH PORTALS<br /> * GOD BLESS AMERICA<br /> * NO [[secks|SECKS]]<br /> * NO FUN<br /> * NO [[Nigger|NIGGERS]]<br /> * [[NO U]]<br /> * NO DRUGS<br /> * NO HAPPINESS<br /> * NO FREEDOM<br /> * [[FFFUUU|FAGS ARE WELCOME]]<br /> * NO PUBLIC [[sharking|DISPLAYS]] OF [[Rape|AFFECTION]]<br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO HUGGING<br /> * NO SMILING<br /> * NO LAUGHING<br /> * NO LIBERALS<br /> * NO [[Lies|REPUBLICANS]]<br /> * NO [[LULZ]]<br /> * NO [[GET]]<br /> * NO [[LOLDONGS]]<br /> * NO [[iPhone|PHONE]]<br /> * NO [[????]]<br /> * NO [[Profit|PROFIT!!]]<br /> * [[Tourneyfag|FINAL DESTINATION]]<br /> And finally...<br /> * NO PURPOSE<br /> <br /> ==== School Blocking Systems ====<br /> <br /> [[File:Tor sticker.png|thumb|Have fun.]]<br /> <br /> Well nowadays all school systems have a blocking system for the [[internet]]. Now back in the good ol' days when [[porn]] at school wasn't a problem, we didn't have to worry about getting caught looking at a [[lesbian]] threesome in the middle of class. Because most likely your teacher would join you. Nowadays it's hard to do that without getting [[rape|harassed]] about it and sent to [[jail]]. This is thanks to MADD and the PTA. But now blocking is getting too repetitive.<br /> <br /> Here's a little list of common sites blocked by school systems:<br /> <br /> * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (only at some schools)<br /> * [[MySpace]]/[[Failbook]]<br /> * [[Proxy|Web Proxies]]<br /> * [[E-mail]]<br /> * Image search pages on search engines<br /> * [[Michael Jackson]].com<br /> * [[Torrent]] sites<br /> * Just about anything to do about life<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[[Google]]&lt;/s&gt; [[lol]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia]]<br /> * Porn ([[you]] were probably searching up gay porno by the way)<br /> * If you're ''really'' lucky, you'll have a bunch of fuckheads running your Computer Technologies Shop who block every website (including educational) that shows up in the history log that isn't Google (srsly)<br /> * [[CP]]<br /> * [[Reception Wikis]]<br /> * Any video game related website <br /> Luckily if your school system is run by a bunch of [[hillbilly|hillbillies]], then this shouldn't be a problem. A lot of these systems just block search terms, so reword your search and enjoy your [[offended|guro]], you [[sick fuck]]. If that doesn't work, just open up your CMD and ping a website.<br /> <br /> ...or go home and install a live [[Linux]] distribution on your flash drive.<br /> <br /> ...or you could get around blocked sites with:<br /> <br /> * [http://proxy.org/ Proxy.org] - a pretty comprehensive list. Just pick one and try see if it works.<br /> * [http://vtunnel.com Vtunnel.com]<br /> * [http://ssltube.com SSLTube.com]<br /> * [http://vidproxy.org Vidproxy.org] - works with [[YouTube]]<br /> * [http://googlr.com googlr.com] or [http://image.googlr.com image.googlr.com] (has only been tested in nigger schools)<br /> * Download [http://www.glype.com/ Glype] and install it on a compliant free host for the trololos<br /> * Use [https://www.torproject.org/ Tor]<br /> * Learn how to set up an [http://polishlinux.org/apps/ssh-tunneling-to-bypass-corporate-firewalls/ SSH tunnel]<br /> * Find an [[Exploit|exploit]] and abuse it<br /> * Delete [[System32]]<br /> * If all else fails, try [[Fellatio|sucking the admin's cock or munch admin's carpet]]<br /> <br /> ==== Typical Discipline ====<br /> <br /> [[File:Suspension.jpg|thumb|Common suspension notice]]<br /> [[File:Education merchant.jpg|thumb|Until you get it right]]<br /> <br /> Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.<br /> <br /> * '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to her/his parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A &quot;verbal warning&quot; is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.<br /> * '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE|MAD]], she/he will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks|ass rape]] you should you provoke her/him with lulzy acts.<br /> * '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. She/he will keep you on a dog leash. She/he will make you call yourself Shirley. She/he will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.<br /> * '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you &quot;Fail&quot; for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no &lt;s&gt;VCR&lt;/s&gt; only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).<br /> * '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban|banned]] from school.<br /> * '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these:<br /> ** a myth created by &quot;The Breakfast Club&quot;. As far as locking students (one of which represents one of the major social cliques: [[jock]], [[nerd]], [[white trash]], Jew and [[goth]]) into the library and forcing them to write essays about how sorry they are for their sins sounds bad, in reality they use that time to smoke pot, make out and tell each other their darkest secrets as part of a pot-induced [[bondage|bonding]] exercise.<br /> ** fucking bullshit as most schools will require the repeat offenders to come in on the Weekend in order to shuffle from one end of the campus to the other, cleaning up all the garbage and used condoms left around by the asshole student body. You will be trapped under the hot sun all day with a giant trash bag, rubber gloves and one of those robot pickup arms. Have fun [[faggot]].<br /> <br /> === The Staff Overlords ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:2002-11-29-au-mh-school-1.jpg|thumb|In schools such as these, [[azn]] children are taught useful phrases such as ''&quot;[[Zerg rush]] [[Oneoneone|!!1]]&quot;'' and ''&quot;kekekekeke&quot;'', as well as how to take [[Fat girl angle shot|shitty photographs]] of themselves throwing [[Wigger|gang signs]] for their [[MySpace]] profiles.]]<br /> <br /> A school's staff varies depending on how much [[money]] it has, which positions are not currently being filled with tenured teachers who are assholes that everyone hates; coaches whose job security is based solely on how popular they are and how well their team is doing and gender make-up (i.e., if a school is a [[Vagoo|taco]]-fest with one or two token male staff members). Oftentimes teachers will teach classes that they have ZERO knowledge about, simply in order to at least have a job and pray that they don't fuck things up by exposing their lack of knowledge to the kids who they are supposed to teach.<br /> <br /> Teacher ranking varies on a variety of scales and factors: depending on how much of their souls have been destroyed by the job, how young the teachers are, how hot looking a teacher is, how needy and insecure a teacher is as far as wanting to be loved by his students at the expense of actually teaching them; the extent of a teacher's divine ability to able to move heaven and earth to help students learn/grow as people through mentoring students; and if they were touched by Satan and live for no other reason than to torment students for evil's sake and to compete with one another to see which soulless bastard can drive the most students to suicide or mass murder.<br /> <br /> After teachers there are the guidance counselors, who are supposed to &quot;help&quot; students with emotional problems but who mainly keep everyone's permanent record organized, print up report cards and shred permanent records once a student graduates. Will offer the solution of &quot;Just keep eating shit and smiling as you swallow it down&quot; as their solution to any problem a student might have.<br /> <br /> Vice-Principals are the second-in-command of schools; most often they are the ones who actually have to &quot;run&quot; schools, while the actual school Principal sits in his office behind locked doors and does jack shit save for downloading porn on the school computer. Seriously, you may think the Principal is a firm, polite man. But all he ever does is sit in his office and jerk off until the day is done. If you have been in his office, you know this is the truth. Haven't you seen the box of tissues he keeps on his desk? After all, lots of teachers have tissue boxes. Perhaps all everyone does all day is jack off.<br /> <br /> A Vice-Principal can either be a student's best friend or worse enemy: sometimes Vice-Principals are &quot;soft-touches&quot;, meaning they are lax when it comes to punishing students and generally affable as far as being willing to help people out and not punishing them to the furthest extent of their authority. Alternatively, there are those who are power-mad psychopaths who will use their authority to rule the school like they were Hitler while isolating the student body from ever having any contact with the actual Principal (who in many cases, turn a blind eye to the Mr. Bones of the world since they don't care to see the price paid by the students for his form of fascist control over the school).<br /> <br /> Principals run schools, though the fact that they are often nothing more than impotent figureheads at the mercy of the school board and superintendent of schools, often causes many a principal to shove all responsibility of the job onto the Vice-Principal or become drunk with power as far as compensating for their lack of functioning penis by becoming a raging asshole who feels that bringing back the art of torture by waterboarding would keep the students so terrified of that they will behave like sheep and not cause any problems.<br /> <br /> === Funding ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Backeduptoilet.jpg|thumb|Nine out of ten toilets in every public school (trust us, you don't want to see the tenth).]]<br /> <br /> [[At least 100|99%]] of schools are funded by the US [[government]], with the remaining 1% being funded by people that know what they are doing (the wealthy). As such, public schools are housed in buildings that are barely standing after 100 years, are lucky if they even have a single computer with internet access (or a computer lab that features a bunch of crippled computers that run on Windows 95 and are only used by the typing students), one soda vending machine (which is locked up during the day), no fucking air conditioning and heating that works every other day in the winter. Meanwhile the wealthy have climate controlled, brand new school buildings with a pool, new tablets for each student with internet AND Wi-Fi connection and vending machines galore.<br /> <br /> As such, many public schools are forced to rely on a variety of alternate means to bring in revenue:<br /> <br /> * '''Overpricing Vending Machines''': Coke or Pepsi (and occasionally fruit drinks) and vending machines with a cavalcade of junk food that will make fat kids even fatter. Some schools will turn off the machines during main school hours, forcing hordes of kids to get their junk food before first bell, after the final bell, or from the Sugar Cartel that the teacher's union runs on the side to supplement their income.<br /> * '''Tickets''': Tickets to half-assed [[cosplay|plays]], proms leading to sub-par or [[virgin|no action]] and watching your school's team [[fail|lose]]. A [[football]] game in a stadium is surefire way for parents to go to spend $20-$50 on for their child to enjoy after-school. Even worse, these tickets make the candy mafia leave the area because they're [[Coward|pussies]] that don't want to sell [[Delicious Cake|delicious pretzels]] near such faggotry.<br /> * '''[http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/education/2004321668_perks02e.html Equipment funding]''': Because giving children positive role models is key to success in school and life.<br /> * '''Pictures and Yearbooks''': Why hardcover picture books with page after page of zit-faced idiots in it cost nearly $30 to $100 (depending on the size of the school) is beyond me.<br /> * '''Lunch''': Shit food that not even [[Mexicans]] and [[blacks]] will eat, served to kids by 50 year old ladies in hairnets. The bulk of all school food is substandard, USDA grade-F shit that is bought via contract from [[prison]] food suppliers, with schools buying food from the cheapest suppliers, resulting in [[Fail|inedible]] shit food that is not fit for dogs, let alone human beings. Luckily, from Kindergarten through sixth grade, you can bring your own lunch in a colorfully decorated lunchbox but once you hit seventh grade (or high school), you must retire the lunchbox or be lynched from the nearest flagpole. At which point, one starts learning the art of skipping lunch in order to drive to the nearest fast food restaurant and eat while doing 70 MPH in order to get back in time to avoid being caught or pray that your school has a &quot;candy mafia&quot; (teachers and staff selling snack-sized candy bars for 50 cents a bar to students in order to line their own pockets with kid lunch money). Fortunately, many schools are now starting an Open Campus system, where the students with good grades are able to leave school grounds during lunch and Study Halls.<br /> <br /> Also of note is the &quot;Free/Reduced&quot; lunch program, where poor students get their lunches for free on the tax payer's dime, though at the cost of being branded as being so poor that you can't afford a $1.10 meal that consists of food that no one except [[you]] wants to eat anyway.<br /> <br /> === School Social Hierarchy ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Memesofb.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] social groups]]<br /> <br /> Every school has a caste system, which dictates who is better than whom and lets everyone know how often he should expect for someone to [[Hank Hill|kick his ass]].<br /> <br /> In most cases, this system operates as follows:<br /> <br /> * '''[[Alpha Male|&quot;The Badass&quot;]]''' &amp;ndash; Does whatever he wants and uses violence to garner the freedom to avoid the hierarchy bullshit and do his or her own thing. Often will ride a motorcycle, smoke pot, wear leather and be the masturbation fantasy of all of the women and gay male students who secretly dream of taming the beast.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Football|Athletes]]''' &amp;ndash; Jocks, who often times will run the school in the event that &quot;The Badass&quot; feels that controlling anyone and everyone at the school is beneath him. Jocks can range from harmless to [[sociopath|sadistic fucktard]]s whose cruelty drive his victims to shoot up their classmates. Make note to find out which ones to avoid and which ones to hang-out with in order to get their sloppy seconds and spill-over perks. Football is generally the dominant &quot;Jock&quot; subspecies, though sometimes you have basketball players acting as the &quot;Alpha-Jock&quot; if the school's football team sucks. If a school's sports team is good (i.e., wins a lot), jocks will be granted special powers that nobody except the Nerds can possess, as far as skipping classes and getting away with shit that would get a normal student detention or [[Banned|suspension]].<br /> <br /> * '''[[Bitch|Mean Girls/Heathers]]''' &amp;ndash; Cunty rich girls who [[obvious|secretly]] use their tits and Satanic cruelty to keep everyone down socially. Will use Jocks as their personal armies most of the time to keep the male students in line via fear of violence, while using even more calculating threats of social pariahdom (via fake rumors of &quot;_____ is a cock sucking [[whore]] who [[slut|fucked the entire football team]] after practice&quot;) to destroy any girl who threatens the members of the Mean Girls'/Heathers' power base. [[Bill Nye|Scientists]] believe that their evil comes from a complete lack of deep-dicking from their boyfriends and a steady diet of bottled water and laxatives to keep their 60 pound bodies looking [[anorexia|anariffic]]. Even though statistics claim that males are more likely to be [[chubby chaser|turned on by someone with a bit of weight]], these girls are obsessive in trying their best to look like stick insects with bewbs. Significant lulz ensue in the rare event that they turn on each other.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Skateboarding|Sk8ers]]''' &amp;ndash; &quot;DUUUUDE!&quot; &quot;Sweet ollie kickflip, bro!&quot; Either perpetually high or just stupid fucking morons. Sk8r subculture peaked sometime in 2002.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Douchebags]]''' &amp;ndash; The name is slightly misleading as some have no trouble getting pussy despite not being jocks. Have names like &quot;Chad&quot;, &quot;Brody&quot; or &quot;Kyle&quot;. These are the guys who think [[Family Guy]] is the funniest shit in television history.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Whore]]s''' &amp;ndash; (Basically 16-year old girls) Girls who will spread their legs and suck dick of any guy who strikes their fancy. This doesn't mean [[you]], it means [[No one|me]]. Sworn enemy of the Heathers/Mean Girl crowd, since their evil power of cuntness is largely based upon them maintaining a frigid, sexless demeanor. Jocks will fuck whores as such, resulting in Mean Girls/Heathers [[What|persecuting whores for being whores]] in order to re-establish themselves as [[Bitch|Alpha-Women]], since real Alpha-Women are [[Cocktease|cockteases]].<br /> <br /> * '''[[Anonymous|Everyone else]]''' &amp;ndash; The &quot;Faceless Mob&quot;. Basically a liquid, with each particle believing it's somehow different from the rest. Boring, insipid and interchangeable. Can be manipulated/cowed into obedience by the Mean Girls/Heathers and Jocks, who see them as nothing more than cattle used to prop up their flaccid, 2-dimensional egos. Can be dumb as shit too, as far as not seeing the Mean Girls/Heathers or the ostensibly more sadistic Jocks as the soulless Morlocks that they are.<br /> <br /> * ''' [[Geek|The Nerds]]''' &amp;ndash; The kids who gets picked on, bullied, usually obsess over [[Shit nobody cares about|Pokemon cards]] and shat upon by those higher up on the [[LOLWUT|social ladder]] and the [[Faggot|faggots]] known as [[White trash|inbreds]]. But, all nerds have one or two allies/friends/acquaintances inside the school who provide the poor dumbass with the emotional lifeline needed to keep from [[An hero|killing themselves]] or going &lt;s&gt;Columbine&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Sandy Hook&lt;/s&gt; [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]] on everyone. These kids can be experts when it comes to online gaming, lockpicking, and general technology. Despite misconceptions, Nerds are of average/high intelligence or are only extremely smart in one of the more &quot;sexy&quot; subjects, like English, Math, History and often will make the library their &quot;[[Batman|Nerd Batcave]]&quot; between classes and during lunch to discuss nerdy subjects/play D&amp;D. People think these people will usually end up becoming the [[Bill Gates|more successful people in life]] (providing the Jocks don't make it to the pros), but in truth they are [[fact|just as likely]] to become as much a [[loser]] as everyone else. Known to be excellent [[Troll|trolls]] at times, but are too busy having [[Dungeons &amp; Dragons|D&amp;D]] tournaments to practice. These are usually intelligent enough to realize nearly everyone else at the school is a fucking moron and so fall into despair more readily than most.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Scene|Scenefags]]''' &amp;ndash; As mentally unstable as [[emos]], but tend to be louder and more obnoxious. Their dress and hair will reflect this. See [[Scene|article]] for detailed info.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Poser|Try-Hards]]''' &amp;ndash; NEVER be a [[poser|try-hard]]! These are those annoying faggots in every school who try SO hard to act like someone their not... and end up failing miserably.<br /> <br /> * '''[[You|School Pariah]]''' &amp;ndash; What's the difference between a School Pariah and the Nerds? Nerds can at least get people to talk to them. The Pariah couldn't accomplish that, [[Attention Whore|even if they were]] [[Vietnam|on fire]]. &quot;School Pariahs&quot; include [[Goth]]s, [[gay]]s, [[Genius|uber-smart]] kids who are [[assburgers|utterly and completely socially inept and unattractive]]; whores who fuck the wrong guy and are now on the Mean Girls/Heather's permanent shitlist; Veronica Mars, [[/b/tards]], the creepy [[AZN|foreign exchange student]] who doesn't speak English well, Band Geeks, Artfags, Loners (by choice),Trash Losers and [[Faggot|Momchil]]. These are the ones who have [[Dying alone|no allies whatsoever]] and inevitably go &lt;s&gt;Columbine&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Sandy Hook&lt;/s&gt; [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]] on everyone's ass, as they don't have a buddy to help shoot up the school.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Bronies]]''' &amp;ndash; (Most of which are Neckbeards) Come in two forms: the quiet bronies and the serious bronies. The quiet bronies talk about the show casually and don't treat it like a religion. The serious ones wear [[Shit|pony shirts]], make [[What|brony clubs]], try to convert everyone to [[Furfaggotry|bronyism]] and never stop talking about fictional horses. Serious bronies are a [[Lolcow|good source]] of [[lulz]] for bored nerds. Oh wait, and guess what! JUST like the [[You|Pariah]] Nobody wants to talk to THESE faggots either, so they have to resort to venting their frustrations out on the Internet on their pointless quest to be [[White Knighting|Keyboard Warriors]], [[lolcow|cyber-bulling]] anyone and everyone, mostly calling people &quot;Retard&quot; or &quot;Faggot&quot;, to make them feel better about themselves though most of them are (or grow up to be) useless Basement-Dwellers. Troll on [[gamer|Ecksbawks]], most are [[fags|roneryfags]]. On the internet, BEWARE of trolls! Just remember, not all trolls are Bronies, but all Bronies are trolls!<br /> <br /> * '''[[Niggers]]''' &amp;ndash; Can also be [[Mexicans]] if you live in the U.S. Characterized by their lack of respect for people's personal space (probably due to their inherent compulsion to steal things or freakishly large number of siblings) and their poor command of the English language. They're [[Paki]] if you're a [[England|Britfag]], [[Turk]] if you're a [[Germany|Kraut]] and [[Sand Nigger|Leb]] if you're an [[Australia|Ausfailian]]. It's very unlikely that [[you]] will see them in any of your classes because they just roam the halls or loiter in bathrooms smoking any number of substances. If three or more get together in an enclosed space, they will have an orgy. If four or more get together, they may start growing pot and if any more than fifteen get together in the same place, you might have a [[Martin Luther King Jr.|Niggerpocalypse]] on your hands. [[Negress|Negresses]] follow the same rules, but a Negresspocalypse involves lots of sass before the prescribed violence. Most in suburban schools are brought from their urban homelands to [[Goatse|broaden]] your [[Anus|world view]], though they usually fail to do so because they're too busy fucking and smoking ditchweed, crack, or K2 [[poor|because they can't afford the good stuff]]. They often form gangs, attack other students and have regular chimpouts. Typically can get away with shit due to the bleeding heart [[liberals]] and [[nigger]] lovers that run most schools.<br /> <br /> * '''[[White trash|Inbreds]]''' &amp;ndash; The fucktards that every school is jammed full of. Their stupidity is more than likely the result of drunken pregnancies, failed abortions and getting their shit thrown around by their drunken abusive fathers. Usually stay in groups and are identified by the heavy, jutting brow, blond hair and the smell of week-old soiled kitty litter. The females tend to pick fights with any person they can, but eventually end up getting pregnant and dropping out. They commonly identify with [[Juggalo]] and/or [[cowboy|kicker]] 'culture' in the US west of the Mississippi, though dull trailer trash is the substrate.<br /> <br /> === CLUBS ===<br /> <br /> Where you go to escape the [[Pedobear|pedophiles]] of the street<br /> <br /> # [[Football]] - Where you get [[Rape|tackled]] and headbutted by a fat [[nigger|mandingo]].<br /> # [[Wrestling]]- Where you get [[Rape|tackled]] by stupid [[Russia|white trash]].<br /> # [[Debate]] - Where &quot;smart people&quot; go to spout their [[Shit nobody cares about|opinions]], not realizing that [[Noone|noone]] gives a shit. 9,999 out of 10,000 chances will the meeting involve everyone crying while complaining that they only joined the debate club because college admissions offices get moist whenever they see an applicant who was on the debate team. Liberals also trying to preach rights for all of the Niggers, Jews, Faggots and Retards in the school. (LOL)! The rest are basically cuntservative attentionwhores who can't get enough of the spotlight.<br /> # Audio-Visual (AV) Club - Used to be a club devoted to watching old newsreels and [[boring]] shit. In a somewhat disturbing trend, more and more high schools are hosting Anime Clubs, where fat and/or spastic virgin [[Weeaboo|weeaboos]] can get together and watch hopelessly [[retarded]] children's shows about neon-haired catgirls.<br /> # Student Council - A live-action [[bullshit|popularity]] contest, where students are tricked into thinking that they have a say in how the school is run.<br /> # Tennis - Where annoying prepatory students can boast about how good they are at a &quot;sport&quot;.<br /> # Holidays - Where niggers go on and on about Martin Luther King Day/Black History Month and annoying Irish niggers go on and on about Saint Patrick's Day and Mexicans go on and on about Cinco De Mayo and Christfags with Christmas, Easter, July The 4th, Thanksgiving, et cetera, Kikes with Hannukah, [[LOL|Dot heads with Diwali]] and let's not forget Faggot and Faggette Appreciation Day (3rd Tuesday of every month).<br /> <br /> == [[At least 100|Years and years]] of Edumacation ==<br /> <br /> When entering &quot;school&quot;, [[Americunts]] will be introduced to multiple tiers of learning [[RL]].<br /> <br /> * [[Baby fuck|Preschool]] - This is where [[You|incest-babies]] start and learn how to survive without mommy and daddy around.<br /> * [[r@ygold|Kindergarten]] - The same as preschool, except everyone learns how to make [[Shit|macaroni jewelry]] for their momma and poppa and celebrate holidays.<br /> * [[loli|Grades 1 to 5]] - All the children here begin to learn how to do basic math skills such as subtracting apples and ostracize girls because they have [[AIDS|cooties]]. Girls often dress like their favorite [[prostatot|Bratz]] dolls and boys will furiously [[masturbate|idolize]] FUNimation and Viz [[anime]] such as [[Dragonball Z|DBZ]] and [[Naruto]].<br /> * [[Jailbait|Grades 6 to 12]] - Children will enter their [[teenager|teenagehood]] and learn to be [[emo|themselves]] with other [[faggot|individuals]]. They will also learn that [[drugs]] and lots and lots of [[How is babby formed?|unprotected sex]] is the only way you'll be accepted in the world. Most stay virgins until college, but some lose their virginity in highschool because fuck it (literally).<br /> * [[College]] - Going here will [[lie|make you a millionaire]] when you go out into the [[IRL|real adult world]], of course that's provided you don't [[an hero|drop out]].<br /> <br /> === Classes ===<br /> <br /> School has a [[Over 9000|variety]] of classes that the [[furry|bushy-tailed]] student will start every new day with!<br /> <br /> * [[England|English]] [[Books|Literature]] - BOOKS! FUCK YES! You get to read dusty old tomes that [[Shit nobody cares about|even the Victorians wouldn't read!]] You might get lucky and read good books such as ''[[Big Brother|1984]]'', ''[[Rainbow Stalin|Animal Farm]]'', ''[[The Catcher in the Rye]]'', ''[[Children|Lord of the Flies]]'', any Stephen King novel, or ''[[Sex|Goblin Market]]'', or you may be forced to read books about people being [[gore|asploded into a hundred pieces]] or [[Smoking|choking on Industrial Revolution factory fumes]] for [[At least 100|over seven hours a day]], promptly forcing you to [[An hero|cry yourself to sleep]] or books with broken paces like [[Nigger|To Kill a Mockingbird]], [[Luser|Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] or [[Pr0n|Romeo and Juliet]]. PROTIP: If Shakespeare is offered, take it. [[DO IT FAGGOT|It's better than anything else you'll get]].<br /> * [[CSIII|Computer Science Aye Aye Aye]] - Teaches you everything you need to know about the wonderful world of h4xz0ring. If you were born before 1985 you'll remember this being full of now-obsolete information, or taught by a teacher who didn't know jack about it. The Jewish and Asian Nerds in your class can also be little pricks so don't hesitate to beat them up to keep them in line every now and then.<br /> * [[Math]] - Excelled by the [[Asian]] race. Useless in the real world but most schools will force you to take Math classes up until 11th grade, at which point you can say &quot;Fuck it, I'll take the extra Pre-Calculus class freshman year of college and graduate in five years instead of four!&quot;. Math is also the only class which is routinely offered as a remedial class for all students and not just the retards because everyone sucks at it.<br /> * [[Science]] - AKA &quot;Physical Science', which is generally a lot of useless shit that you will have to take rather than actual &quot;biology' or even &quot;[[Bestiality|Animal biology]]&quot;. The class can sometimes be filled with annoying Gym Bunnies and Health Nuts... Your textbook will be filled with neat-looking experiments that your school doesn't have the budget to let you do. By the time you reach 10th Grade, you will FINALLY be able to take a science class that fits your inane desire for learning: <br /> ** [[Chemistry]] - Teaches you how to [[Shit nobody cares about|mix chemicals with equations]]. This is the result of Math and Science being incestuous fuck-buddies. [[George Zimmer|GUARANTEED]] there will be a happy Asian kid mastering that motherfucking class. May or may not come in handy when attempting to manufacture [[drugs|crystal meth]]. This is the class that (when you were a kid) you thought you could mix random shit together in a beaker causing an explosion. Also known as &quot;Lern2MadScientist Class&quot;. Once you reach the higher grades, you will very soon realise that Chemistry isn't as fun as you thought it was, and will mostly be doing maths with very strange and unexplained questions and equations.<br /> ** [[List of sex moves|Biology]] - the one Science one can appreciate. Taught by dwarf-like-men and their freakishly tall women counterparts. If cutting up hearts and researching the lives of [[Weed|pond-weed]] is up your street, this is the class for you. Compared to Chemistry and Physics, you do a lot more experiments. This subject is also known for shattering the innocent mind of all the little kiddos when the human anatomy classes appear.<br /> ** [[Evolution|Life Science]] - This class helps you benefit from life on what would happen if [[Yiff|humans and dogs fuck]].<br /> ** [[Physics]] - The motherfucker of academics, or Chemistry's inbred sibling. In physics, you learn [[Divide by zero|equations and theories]] that look like somebody repeatedly smashed their head into their keyboard, watching goatse while high on [[drug|LSD]], then eventually go on to things like [[LHC|blowing the shit out of the universe into another fucking dimension]]. Learning is fun, kids! Every nerd's favorite lesson.<br /> * [[History]] - Teaches you what life was like [[before the Internets]]. There are some [[Sparta|bloody, epic battles involved]] and soap-opera type IRL drama to be learned as a well, which makes it a favorite of students who suck donkey balls at science and math or those who enjoy comics and soaps and as such, translate history lessons into storylines written by Geoff Johns or Roy Thomas. Also watch out for those strange children who dress up in Tunics trying to re-inact historical events... keep CLEAR distance from those History Geeks, brah!<br /> * [[Train surfing|Geography]] - [[Shit nobody cares about|Rocks]]. Just...rocks. If you're lucky, you might study [[Urine|beaches]], or [[AIDS]]. However, if you're really lucky, you get to visit one of Earth's very own resident trolls, a [[Iceland Volcano 2010|Volcano]].<br /> * [[Cooldude|Phys.Ed.]] - This class specializes on training athletes and the lesser students to take [[In_the_ass|hot, sweaty showers]] after a hard game of throwing [[Cum|ball]]. Occasionally a school will have a lesbian teacher, who will inevitably be a more likable (or at least more manipulable) than the male gym teachers as far as letting you spend an entire gym class networking with your friends while running around like a spastic monkey on crack. At the end of every class, the gym teacher says, [[Family Guy|&quot;All right, ladies, get your clothes off, hop in the shower and bounce around for me.&quot;]] If you refuse to do so, you will get raped [[in the ass]].<br /> * [[Computer]] Class - The only meaningful class that teaches you the ways of how-to-Internet or how to type real fast for your job as a cubicle slave monkey. Ass-cake kids usually sign up for this class so they can goof off and try to find a [[proxy]] to go [[Facebook|FaceBookin']] or play a game on [[ebaumsworld]]. If you were wondering too, this class is also considered [[Asian]] [[loli|Kindergarten]]. Students today can consider themselves lucky, because back in the stone age of computers students learned BASIC from teachers who didn't know the difference between PC and Apple computers.<br /> * [[Woman|Home Economics]] - Teaches you on how to survive dorm life, cook food when your parents leave you home alone and how to do laundry to get rid of blood, cum, or vomit stains. Surprisingly useful given how fucking helpless the average modern teenager is at historically simple tasks, like boiling water and wiping your ass.<br /> * [[Engrish|English Class]] - This class helps you speak American/bullshit in college regarding books you have to read in order to fit in. Favorite among [[Emos]], [[Hipster]], [[Artfag|Artfags]] and people who suck at Math and Science.<br /> * [[DeviantART]] - Art class teaches you to [[gay|express]] yourself in the style of [[menstrual painting|painting]].<br /> * Foreign Language - Si, coge me por el fundillo, chingon!<br /> * Band - [[Lolwut|This is where lazy fat fucks go to get out of P.E.]] Also there's a good chance of gay kids, arrogant cunts, and borderline assholes- still incredibly nerdy and awkward nonetheless.<br /> * Wood Shop - Where the Emos go to cut themselves and dumbshit rednecks and football players go to get an A without actually thinking.<br /> * Health - After they tell you to say no to drugs at an age where your classmates are already using them anyway, they teach sex education as if half of your class isn't having sex already anyway. Also if you're lucky, you watch a video of a baby being born out of [[blue waffle|Chewbacca's vagina]].<br /> * JROTC - Where patriotic rednecks, lesbians and [[military]] wannabes go to wear inaccurate uniforms, march badly, [[k/|shoot air rifles]] and learn a big load about the military that won't help them worth shit when they're actually in it.<br /> <br /> === Life Lessons ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Liberalism evolution.jpg|thumb|Censoring school prayer has done [[columbine|wonders]] for our educational system]]<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;bN1y8LuNmeY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''We must decrease the number of dumbasses in&lt;br&gt;the US by 10% or Mannix will hurt somebody'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=white|background=white}}<br /> }}<br /> [[File:Schultz peanuts no-one give you education to overthrow them.jpg|right|thumb|180px|Woke Linus]]<br /> School teaches kids many invaluable things which will become useful in later life. These include:<br /> * If the bisector of an angle in a triangle meets the opposite side at its midpoint, then the triangle is going to get raped.<br /> * Everything that isn't pretty is ungodly.<br /> * Unless you can play football, baseball, or are academically intelligent enough to invent shit that will make you a millionaire as an adult, you're basically fucked and will never amount to anything.<br /> * Always answer questions with full sentences for a cheap laugh. If somebody asks you what the capital of [[Europe]] is, you should answer in the form ''&quot;The capital of Europe is [[England]], sir.&quot;'' If you only answer ''&quot;[[England]]&quot;'', you will be deducted points.<br /> * The metric system, but only in the form of drug measurements, bullet calibers and getting a zentai suit made off of Ebay.<br /> * How to repair wounds inflicted during botched [[School Shootings]]. This is a very rare subject at which females excel since it involves tampons.<br /> * How to protect yourself from a tsunami, nuclear bomb, earthquake, or terrorist attack (by huddling underneath your desk and [[autofellatio|cramming your head as far into your crotch as possible]]).<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Sex in school ==<br /> <br /> === Discovery of the opposite gender ===<br /> <br /> Girls will discover that boys are cute at around 10 years old, while boys are a little [[retarded]] and often don't figure out girls are cute until [[13 year old boy|13 years old]]. The immediate effect of this is that girls will think that [[Jonas brothers|prepubescent boys]] are cute - a fact that will stay with them into adulthood, but the full effect on boys isn't evident until they are in their 20's and notice [[jailbait|developed sixth-graders]] and insist that [[12 year old girls]] [[Lie|didn't have boobs when THEY were in school]].<br /> <br /> === Discovery of the ''same'' gender ===<br /> <br /> Whether a person's final sexual orientation ends up being [[gay]] or [[straight]], it doesn't take long to figure out [[obvious|you've got a better chance being alone with someone who has the same parts as you]]. Any port in a storm, rite?<br /> <br /> * If you end up gay, then you must be [[emo]] about it until you move on to college<br /> * If you end up straight, then you must spend all your time convincing other people and yourself you aren't a [[faggot]], even though you probably are.<br /> <br /> === Abstinence ===<br /> <br /> [[Abstinence|Really does exist.]] [[masturbate|Really does work.]] [[truth|Really is boring.]]<br /> <br /> === Hot for Teacher ===<br /> <br /> Supposedly, some older students get to score with their [[pedophile|teachers]], just not at your school. If it does happen at your school, it doesn't happen to you. If it does happen to you,then it's probably a fat old [[Pedo|Child Studies teacher]] and you are the one being nailed, so technically, the teacher scores with your acne covered ass instead of it being vice versa.<br /> <br /> == Related ==<br /> <br /> === Facebook ===<br /> <br /> [[Facebook]] is a website created by some teenager who wanted to make his first friend. It is a [[social networking]]/[[pr0n]] site that allows users to network with other people in their high schools or colleges. This has been favored over actually going to [[IRL]] school and seeing [[IRL]] friends.<br /> <br /> This addition also allows [[Role-playing|RPers]] and other assorted [[loser]]s to pretend they go to [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]].<br /> <br /> == Galleries ==<br /> <br /> {{cg||SchoolPix|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Schoolgirlberserk.jpg<br /> File:Today's weather.jpg<br /> File:School spirit.gif|School spirit<br /> File:School Yard Goatse Fence.jpg|Typical American schoolyard.<br /> File:Preschool.jpg‎<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:highschool.PNG|Typical class in high school<br /> File:School.jpg|School teaches a variety of lessons you'll forget the night after you graduate.<br /> File:smartpenis.jpg|Educational Technology manufacturers have taken to making their projectors look like cocks. 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Also [[weed]].<br /> File:2girls1cup-essay-page-2.jpg|Essay on the creative merits of [[2girls1cup]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;[http://redpill.booru.org/index.php?page=post&amp;s=list&amp;tags=school more images]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> [[File:Grange hill flying sausage.jpg|300px|thumb|Grange Hill Street Blues]]<br /> * [[Teacher]]<br /> * [[Private School]]<br /> * [[Student]]<br /> * [[University|University/College]]<br /> * [[Public Library]]<br /> * [[Friends Reunited]]<br /> * [[Advanced Placement]]<br /> * [[Common Core]]<br /> * [[I'm A Prefect]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> * [http://www.bestessays.com.au/doc_essay.php Essay Writing Services]<br /> * [http://www.missionislam.com/homed/11reasons.htm Good reasons to homeschool]<br /> * {{Archive|jPhVW|Special-needs boy, 10, set on fire}} - Generic bullying event<br /> <br /> {{education}}<br /> {{life}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Locations]]</div>

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<p>Soturnupthelights: /* The only things you learn at school */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Common core USA edication.jpg|thumb|Welcome to your [[Common Core|Modern Education]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Schools''' are [[punishment|torture]] chambers where lazy parents send their innocent [[children]], who are kept prisoner, to effectively cut the amount of time and effort involved in caring for them by half via glorified re-education day care centers. [[Hippies]] and overly right-wing Christian fundamentalists who fear that their children will be exposed to reality and reject the mental retardation-themed hive mind of their religious dogma often opt for alternative form of education known as [[homeschooling]] or [[Private_School|private schooling]] (i.e., non-public, non-[[government]]-funded). <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, these parents who opt for home or [[Private_School|private school]] fail to realize that their children will end up developmentally [[fucktard|stunted]] without the prescribed curriculum of [[emo|self-loathing and apathy]] that can only be learned at a public school. Schools in Londontown are over-populated buildings used by niggerz and wiggerz to practice their stabbing skills before moving into the real world. At school they learn how to: stand around in crowds intimidating old women, hover a B-Ball cap on their heads at a jaunty angle, say axe instead of ask (amongst other linguistic errors), practice an accent unknown to any other culture on the planet and most importantly; how to steal Pokemon cards. There are no teachers - or jokerz in nigger speech - at schools in Londontown as they have all been &quot;jabbed up&quot; and &quot;diced&quot; by children wearing Boxfresh pajamas. Like the [[Catholic]] church, schools are also excellent places for [[pedophiles]] to find work. If you are a lucky male student, you COULD get a 25-30-year-old female teacher who's a bimbo and will spread her legs for the entire male population of her class and later file a lawsuit against one's school for the consensual sex.<br /> <br /> [[File:Erect teacher.jpg|thumb|The average teacher]]<br /> [[File:Teacher killed by disturbed children.jpg|thumb|When second grade students rebel against the teacher, [[lulz]] ensues.]]<br /> <br /> == The only things you learn at school ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:EnglishScience.gif|thumb|You don't actually need to care about either one.]]<br /> *Your classmates are dirty minded pigs assuming you are SPED and are wannabe 12 year olds. They are evil.<br /> *Grades matter.<br /> * [[The man]] knows better what to do with your time than you.<br /> * [[Wikipedia]] is [[crap]].<br /> * All children [[lies|learn at the same pace]] (Unless you're [[AZN]] and taking [[Advanced Placement|AP]]). <br /> * The best way to prepare for the future is to not specialize and learn about as much about everything as possible.<br /> * Fuck taxes, and fuck leisure, [[Geometry|FUCKING TRIANGLES]] AND [[Microsoft|ALGEBRA]] ARE ALL YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!<br /> * If you don't learn everything, you can't go to [[College]]/[[University]]. If you don't go to College/University, you can't live a happy and fulfilling life where you need to do nothing but sit at a desk and do the same thing, all day, every day, for the majority of your life.<br /> * Every subject on [[earth]] can be presented in an uninteresting way.<br /> * The best way to evaluate pupils amount of learning is to compare the pupils results with each other.<br /> * [[shit no one cares about|The fucking headline for a news article]] [[At Least 100| from at least 300 years ago.]]<br /> * You get to learn how to [[Ancient Realms|master the ancient art]] bullshitiing dumb fuckers who are blatantly [[asking for it]].<br /> * Army [[cunt|drill sergeant]] dropout wannabes irreversibly morph into the [[truth|loud fat saggy twats known as gym teachers.]]<br /> <br /> == Why grades are needed ==<br /> <br /> [[lies|Only smart or disciplined people need a good education. Dumb or undisciplined people can make it on their own very well in the world. Also smart people need a prestigious title, exclusively granted by the man, otherwise customers could not be able to tell that they were getting a good service from their doctors, teachers, psychologists and so forth.]]<br /> <br /> == School Shootings==<br /> {{main|School Shooting}}<br /> [[File:Students.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> As you know firsthand, school is a horrible, hellish prison where the [[Columbine|jocks rule the hallways]], and everyone who doesn't conform to to peer pressure or what's cool gets brutally lynched and burned alive - at least socially. Little Jimmy mostly keeps his head down, soaks up the suffering, and goes about his miserable little day. But sometimes, that lonely little boy decides enough is enough. So he steals Daddy's gun, or somehow manages to get one on his own, and goes for the [[High Score]] by turning his local School into a bloodbath; a level straight out of DOOM, or whatever violent video game he wastes his greasy little hands on. Scientifically speaking, this is the greatest possible outcome for a student, as he (and rarely, she) will become world famous and have thousands of [[Columbiners|creepy fangirls]] who wants to suck his greasy 4 inch dick. Even those popular jock douchebags won't make as many hot jailbait girls wet. This act also generates some of the strongest shitstorms known to [[Oxymoron|western society]].<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> <br /> === In the USA ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:EmoHypocriteFag.jpg|thumb|Typical [[gay|student]] that radiates faggotry around school grounds.]]<br /> [[File:SchoolValdalism.jpg|200px|right]]<br /> [[File:Stayinschool.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> As of the year 2000, the internet had gained popularity and of course, major fags started to interact with it too. Aside from that, [[School Shooting|school shootings]], debilitating mental illness, harbl, vagoo and drugs are commonplace.<br /> <br /> Who resides at this place:<br /> <br /> * [[Mundane]] (RARE footage mostly the Preps)<br /> * [[Rich and beautiful]]<br /> * [[Attention whore|Attention Whores]], usually [[slut|sluts]] and [[Hookers_and_blow|cheerleaders]] or [[Skeezers]]<br /> * [[Shit]]<br /> * Major [[faggotry]] and [[Wapanese|Asians]]<br /> * Those [[emo]] kids<br /> * [[Asperger's Syndrome|Aspies]]<br /> * [[Scenesters]]<br /> * [[Hipsters]]<br /> * [[Fat|Those repulsive girls who wear incredibly revealing clothing]]<br /> * [[Feminism|FemiNazis]]<br /> * [[Otaku]]<br /> * [[Homos]] (Most Emos)<br /> * [[Trolls]]<br /> * [[Twinks|Confused little girls]] ([[Bronies|pedophiles]] usually [[Rape|seduce]] them).<br /> * [[Guido|Orange-Skinned]] [[faggot]]s<br /> * [[16-year-old girl|10th Grade Girls]]<br /> * [[Bully]]<br /> * [[Retards]]<br /> * [[Douchebags]]<br /> * [[Wigger|Wannabe Rednecks]] (Jocks who are ACTUALLY popular though these students are [[Australia|half]]-[[retard]]ed nonetheless)<br /> * [[Arabs]] &amp; [[Jews]]<br /> * [[Indians]]<br /> * [[Poland|Those stupid Pollacks]] (Chicago/London/Toronto/France)<br /> * [[Anonymous|Other Foreigners]]<br /> * [[Tool]]tards<br /> * [[4chan]] users (AKA [[summerfags]])<br /> * Teenagers who refuse to admit [[grunge]] died in 1995.<br /> * [[Gaia]] people<br /> * [[Spics|Cholos y Cholas]]<br /> * Cunts that shop at [[Hot Topic]]<br /> * [[13-year-old boy]]s<br /> * [[Lesbian|Faggettes]] (-1 if she's Butch) (+1 if she's a whore)<br /> * [[Fat|McDonald Munchers]]<br /> * [[Scene|Artfags]] who color their hair pink and wear a different shoe on each foot because they're expressing themselves.<br /> * Rich people's kids that like drugs, sex, cock and materialistic pleasures, mostly [[sodomy]]<br /> * Those damn [[Jock|faggots]] that play sports, also known to become attention whores.<br /> * [[English Scum|Britfags]] (WASPs)<br /> * [[Niggas]]<br /> * [[Liberal|Commie-Nazis]]<br /> * [[Poor|Poor People]] (mostly ghettofags, hustlers and TONS of dirties and hippies)<br /> * [[Camwhores]]<br /> * That [[Douchebag|asshole]] teacher who uses his dubious charisma and often jokey personality to hide the fact that he's an ignorant faggot that merely wants to fulfill quota and get paid<br /> * That retarded [[bitch]] who says stuff like [[Hippy|&quot;groovy]] homework&quot; and [[Wigger|&quot;bling bling&quot;]] to act [[Lame|like the kids]] nowadays<br /> * [[Furry|Furries]] in {{ytlink|Q77sJT8O56E|training}}<br /> * [[Basement_dweller|Gamers]]<br /> * [[Your mom]] who take it in the ass by [[Argentina|Argentinian fags]]<br /> * [[Dumbasses|Urban Dictionary users]]<br /> * [[12 year old girls|loli]]<br /> * [[Punks]] who are &quot;misunderstood&quot;.<br /> * [[Germany|Skinheads]].<br /> * [[White Trash|Inbreds]] (Known as [[Chavs]] in [[Londonistan|Not-So-Great Britain]] WHO GIVES A SHIT, THIS IS THE USA SECTION, FAGGOT!)<br /> * and [[You]] (Loser)<br /> <br /> {{center|&lt;youtube&gt;yjFKjOrIvh4&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Here is an average day at High School'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === High School ===<br /> <br /> ==== Typical High School life ====<br /> <br /> [[TL;DR|Guys locker room erection]]:<br /> <br /> {{squote|Growing up in middle school and high school I always had a problem taking a shower with the other boys. Many of the boys in high school would walk around the locker room with an erection. Rubbing it against the smaller guy’s and bragging about how big they were. My penis was [[asian|very small]] about 1” with out an erection. In the locker room the guys would always make fun of me a tell me I was more like a [[trap|girl]]. I realize it know that many of those guys were most likely [[gay]]. A few of the guys next to me used to come over a [[rape|pinch my penis]] and when I got and erection about 3” would push me around the locker room and making sure [[lulz|everyone would see me]]. Once they pushed me outside in front of some girls and I was so ashamed not only did I not have en erection but it was almost an completely inside my body less then an inch and some of the girls thought it was so funny and did in fact make fun of me. A few girls were teasing me about [[my tiny dick|my small penis]] and I had an erection at the time and they talked me into showing it to them. That turned out to be cool because they thought it was small but a cute erection and three of them touched and played with it right outside the boys locker room! One of the asshole guys onetime made me touch his erection in the locker room when no one else was around. We were in there shower and he made me stroke him with soap. He made me stand there as he put soap on my body then he rubbed my cock with soap and I got an erection. He soaped my ass and stuck his finger in it. My eyes started tearing up and I told him to leave me alone but he said he would pull his finger out and [[rape|stick his cock in]]. I begged him to [[Chris Crocker|leave me alone]] and said other guys could come in the locker room at anytime and what would happen if they saw him. He then said I had a choice he would stick it in my ass, I could suck his cock or he would kick my ass and still do one or the other. He was so much bigger then me so I decided to have him pull his finger out and fuck me rather then suck him. He already had a lot of soap in my ass and he slid his cock all the way [[in the ass|in my ass]] which made me cry in pain but before he could start pumping a teacher came in and he quickly pulled it out and I even faster got out of that locker room and never took a shower unless there were lots of guys in there. I am now a [[lie|bisexual]] man and I have learned to love seeing guys in the locker room and it’s always fun to see the [[13 year old boys|younger guys]] walking around with an erection that they have no control over. I never grew much larger then 3” hard but there are a lot of guys that seem to appreciate it in the men’s locker room and unlike the early years I enjoy showing it and sharing it and the once in a while that [[East High School Salt Lake City|I have sex in the guys locker room]] it’s always fun and exciting and not a nightmare like in high school, now it’s all fun.|Typical Teenager with a small cock A.K.A. a typical Asian.}}<br /> <br /> If you ignored the [[tl;dr]], click &lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 1.5em;&quot;&gt;[[:File:Eligible.gif|here]]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> '''A typical day at school:'''<br /> <br /> &lt;youtube&gt;rkG374wJGSw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === Driving School ===<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|{{fv|DSvids|background-color:#FFFFFF;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;KTjo14syZbc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;{{center|'''A typical day in driving school.'''}}<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;9ASvZm6DmMo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Rich People Schools ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Cruel Intentions.jpg|thumb|Every posh school is exactly like Cruel Intentions, except everyone is inbred and you have to make up a [[retarded]] fake accent to fit in.]]<br /> <br /> Some schools have the added bonus of costing vast sums of [[money]]. This extra expense pays for Blazers, which sort the chaff from the entitled pricks and additional lessons which poor people never learn, such as croquet, promiscuity and enunciation (how to talk like a complete [[dick]]).<br /> <br /> You should feel free to act like an [[asshole]] and rub your expensive education in the faces of as many people as possible. Bonus points if you do this to those fellow students who are only at the prep-school via scholarship and are pariahs because they don't come from inbred old-money families.<br /> <br /> === Art School ===<br /> <br /> {{main|Art School}}<br /> <br /> == School Society and Politics ==<br /> <br /> In school, a completely different kind of society takes place. The politics here make the place seem like a separate [[Russia|country]], or a [[Auschwitz|camp]] of some sort. The politics in school works like a [[Stalin|totalitarian dictatorship]], where [[masturbation|private]] and public behavior are [[Nazi|regulated]] and [[BDSM|enforced]]; while the ruler is the [[Hitler|Principal]], or more like the [[Jesus|administration]]. Propaganda around the school influences students and members to [[communism|work together]] by memorizing baffling formulas to get [[ass|A's]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Schools are made for shooting.|Some loner}} <br /> <br /> === Typical Rules ===<br /> <br /> Generally, schools enforce a common set of rules to ensure the environment is [[Boring|safe and worker-friendly]]. See also: [[Hell]]<br /> <br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO GUM<br /> * NO CURSING (damn and hell count as bad words, too)<br /> * NO SCREAMING<br /> * NO RUNNING<br /> * NO [[Team Fortress 2|HATS]]<br /> * NO [[Porn|PORN]]<br /> * NO WIN<br /> * NO FAIL<br /> * NO MUSIC<br /> * NO ELECTRONICS<br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO THINKING WITH OWN BRAINS<br /> * NO THINKING WITH PORTALS<br /> * GOD BLESS AMERICA<br /> * NO [[secks|SECKS]]<br /> * NO FUN<br /> * NO [[Nigger|NIGGERS]]<br /> * [[NO U]]<br /> * NO DRUGS<br /> * NO HAPPINESS<br /> * NO FREEDOM<br /> * [[FFFUUU|FAGS ARE WELCOME]]<br /> * NO PUBLIC [[sharking|DISPLAYS]] OF [[Rape|AFFECTION]]<br /> * NO TALKING<br /> * NO HUGGING<br /> * NO SMILING<br /> * NO LAUGHING<br /> * NO LIBERALS<br /> * NO [[Lies|REPUBLICANS]]<br /> * NO [[LULZ]]<br /> * NO [[GET]]<br /> * NO [[LOLDONGS]]<br /> * NO [[iPhone|PHONE]]<br /> * NO [[????]]<br /> * NO [[Profit|PROFIT!!]]<br /> * [[Tourneyfag|FINAL DESTINATION]]<br /> And finally...<br /> * NO PURPOSE<br /> <br /> ==== School Blocking Systems ====<br /> <br /> [[File:Tor sticker.png|thumb|Have fun.]]<br /> <br /> Well nowadays all school systems have a blocking system for the [[internet]]. Now back in the good ol' days when [[porn]] at school wasn't a problem, we didn't have to worry about getting caught looking at a [[lesbian]] threesome in the middle of class. Because most likely your teacher would join you. Nowadays it's hard to do that without getting [[rape|harassed]] about it and sent to [[jail]]. This is thanks to MADD and the PTA. But now blocking is getting too repetitive.<br /> <br /> Here's a little list of common sites blocked by school systems:<br /> <br /> * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (only at some schools)<br /> * [[MySpace]]/[[Failbook]]<br /> * [[Proxy|Web Proxies]]<br /> * [[E-mail]]<br /> * Image search pages on search engines<br /> * [[Michael Jackson]].com<br /> * [[Torrent]] sites<br /> * Just about anything to do about life<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[[Google]]&lt;/s&gt; [[lol]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia]]<br /> * Porn ([[you]] were probably searching up gay porno by the way)<br /> * If you're ''really'' lucky, you'll have a bunch of fuckheads running your Computer Technologies Shop who block every website (including educational) that shows up in the history log that isn't Google (srsly)<br /> * [[CP]]<br /> * [[Reception Wikis]]<br /> * Any video game related website <br /> Luckily if your school system is run by a bunch of [[hillbilly|hillbillies]], then this shouldn't be a problem. A lot of these systems just block search terms, so reword your search and enjoy your [[offended|guro]], you [[sick fuck]]. If that doesn't work, just open up your CMD and ping a website.<br /> <br /> ...or go home and install a live [[Linux]] distribution on your flash drive.<br /> <br /> ...or you could get around blocked sites with:<br /> <br /> * [http://proxy.org/ Proxy.org] - a pretty comprehensive list. Just pick one and try see if it works.<br /> * [http://vtunnel.com Vtunnel.com]<br /> * [http://ssltube.com SSLTube.com]<br /> * [http://vidproxy.org Vidproxy.org] - works with [[YouTube]]<br /> * [http://googlr.com googlr.com] or [http://image.googlr.com image.googlr.com] (has only been tested in nigger schools)<br /> * Download [http://www.glype.com/ Glype] and install it on a compliant free host for the trololos<br /> * Use [https://www.torproject.org/ Tor]<br /> * Learn how to set up an [http://polishlinux.org/apps/ssh-tunneling-to-bypass-corporate-firewalls/ SSH tunnel]<br /> * Find an [[Exploit|exploit]] and abuse it<br /> * Delete [[System32]]<br /> * If all else fails, try [[Fellatio|sucking the admin's cock or munch admin's carpet]]<br /> <br /> ==== Typical Discipline ====<br /> <br /> [[File:Suspension.jpg|thumb|Common suspension notice]]<br /> [[File:Education merchant.jpg|thumb|Until you get it right]]<br /> <br /> Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.<br /> <br /> * '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to their parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A &quot;verbal warning&quot; is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.<br /> * '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE|MAD]], he/she will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks|ass rape]] you should you provoke him/her with lulzy acts.<br /> * '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. He will keep you on a dog leash. He will make you call yourself Shirley. He will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.<br /> * '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you &quot;F's&quot; for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no &lt;s&gt;VCR&lt;/s&gt; only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).<br /> * '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban|banned]] from school.<br /> * '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these:<br /> ** a myth created by &quot;The Breakfast Club&quot;. As far as locking students (one of which represents one of the major social cliques: [[jock]], [[nerd]], [[white trash]], Jew and [[goth]]) into the library and forcing them to write essays about how sorry they are for their sins sounds bad, in reality they use that time to smoke pot, make out and tell each other their darkest secrets as part of a pot-induced [[bondage|bonding]] exercise.<br /> ** fucking bullshit as most schools will require the repeat offenders to come in on the Weekend in order to shuffle from one end of the campus to the other, cleaning up all the garbage and used condoms left around by the asshole student body. You will be trapped under the hot sun all day with a giant trash bag, rubber gloves and one of those robot pickup arms. Have fun [[faggot]].<br /> <br /> === The Staff Overlords ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:2002-11-29-au-mh-school-1.jpg|thumb|In schools such as these, [[azn]] children are taught useful phrases such as ''&quot;[[Zerg rush]] [[Oneoneone|!!1]]&quot;'' and ''&quot;kekekekeke&quot;'', as well as how to take [[Fat girl angle shot|shitty photographs]] of themselves throwing [[Wigger|gang signs]] for their [[MySpace]] profiles.]]<br /> <br /> A school's staff varies depending on how much [[money]] it has, which positions are not currently being filled with tenured teachers who are assholes that everyone hates; coaches whose job security is based solely on how popular they are and how well their team is doing and gender make-up (i.e., if a school is a [[Vagoo|taco]]-fest with one or two token male staff members). Oftentimes teachers will teach classes that they have ZERO knowledge about, simply in order to at least have a job and pray that they don't fuck things up by exposing their lack of knowledge to the kids who they are supposed to teach.<br /> <br /> Teacher ranking varies on a variety of scales and factors: depending on how much of their souls have been destroyed by the job, how young the teachers are, how hot looking a teacher is, how needy and insecure a teacher is as far as wanting to be loved by his students at the expense of actually teaching them; the extent of a teacher's divine ability to able to move heaven and earth to help students learn/grow as people through mentoring students; and if they were touched by Satan and live for no other reason than to torment students for evil's sake and to compete with one another to see which soulless bastard can drive the most students to suicide or mass murder.<br /> <br /> After teachers there are the guidance counselors, who are supposed to &quot;help&quot; students with emotional problems but who mainly keep everyone's permanent record organized, print up report cards and shred permanent records once a student graduates. Will offer the solution of &quot;Just keep eating shit and smiling as you swallow it down&quot; as their solution to any problem a student might have.<br /> <br /> Vice-Principals are the second-in-command of schools; most often they are the ones who actually have to &quot;run&quot; schools, while the actual school Principal sits in his office behind locked doors and does jack shit save for downloading porn on the school computer. Seriously, you may think the Principal is a firm, polite man. But all he ever does is sit in his office and jerk off until the day is done. If you have been in his office, you know this is the truth. Haven't you seen the box of tissues he keeps on his desk? After all, lots of teachers have tissue boxes. Perhaps all everyone does all day is jack off.<br /> <br /> A Vice-Principal can either be a student's best friend or worse enemy: sometimes Vice-Principals are &quot;soft-touches&quot;, meaning they are lax when it comes to punishing students and generally affable as far as being willing to help people out and not punishing them to the furthest extent of their authority. Alternatively, there are those who are power-mad psychopaths who will use their authority to rule the school like they were Hitler while isolating the student body from ever having any contact with the actual Principal (who in many cases, turn a blind eye to the Mr. Bones of the world since they don't care to see the price paid by the students for his form of fascist control over the school).<br /> <br /> Principals run schools, though the fact that they are often nothing more than impotent figureheads at the mercy of the school board and superintendent of schools, often causes many a principal to shove all responsibility of the job onto the Vice-Principal or become drunk with power as far as compensating for their lack of functioning penis by becoming a raging asshole who feels that bringing back the art of torture by waterboarding would keep the students so terrified of that they will behave like sheep and not cause any problems.<br /> <br /> === Funding ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Backeduptoilet.jpg|thumb|Nine out of ten toilets in every public school (trust us, you don't want to see the tenth).]]<br /> <br /> [[At least 100|99%]] of schools are funded by the US [[government]], with the remaining 1% being funded by people that know what they are doing (the wealthy). As such, public schools are housed in buildings that are barely standing after 100 years, are lucky if they even have a single computer with internet access (or a computer lab that features a bunch of crippled computers that run on Windows 95 and are only used by the typing students), one soda vending machine (which is locked up during the day), no fucking air conditioning and heating that works every other day in the winter. Meanwhile the wealthy have climate controlled, brand new school buildings with a pool, new tablets for each student with internet AND Wi-Fi connection and vending machines galore.<br /> <br /> As such, many public schools are forced to rely on a variety of alternate means to bring in revenue:<br /> <br /> * '''Overpricing Vending Machines''': Coke or Pepsi (and occasionally fruit drinks) and vending machines with a cavalcade of junk food that will make fat kids even fatter. Some schools will turn off the machines during main school hours, forcing hordes of kids to get their junk food before first bell, after the final bell, or from the Sugar Cartel that the teacher's union runs on the side to supplement their income.<br /> * '''Tickets''': Tickets to half-assed [[cosplay|plays]], proms leading to sub-par or [[virgin|no action]] and watching your school's team [[fail|lose]]. A [[football]] game in a stadium is surefire way for parents to go to spend $20-$50 on for their child to enjoy after-school. Even worse, these tickets make the candy mafia leave the area because they're [[Coward|pussies]] that don't want to sell [[Delicious Cake|delicious pretzels]] near such faggotry.<br /> * '''[http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/education/2004321668_perks02e.html Equipment funding]''': Because giving children positive role models is key to success in school and life.<br /> * '''Pictures and Yearbooks''': Why hardcover picture books with page after page of zit-faced idiots in it cost nearly $30 to $100 (depending on the size of the school) is beyond me.<br /> * '''Lunch''': Shit food that not even [[Mexicans]] and [[blacks]] will eat, served to kids by 50 year old ladies in hairnets. The bulk of all school food is substandard, USDA grade-F shit that is bought via contract from [[prison]] food suppliers, with schools buying food from the cheapest suppliers, resulting in [[Fail|inedible]] shit food that is not fit for dogs, let alone human beings. Luckily, from Kindergarten through sixth grade, you can bring your own lunch in a colorfully decorated lunchbox but once you hit seventh grade (or high school), you must retire the lunchbox or be lynched from the nearest flagpole. At which point, one starts learning the art of skipping lunch in order to drive to the nearest fast food restaurant and eat while doing 70 MPH in order to get back in time to avoid being caught or pray that your school has a &quot;candy mafia&quot; (teachers and staff selling snack-sized candy bars for 50 cents a bar to students in order to line their own pockets with kid lunch money). Fortunately, many schools are now starting an Open Campus system, where the students with good grades are able to leave school grounds during lunch and Study Halls.<br /> <br /> Also of note is the &quot;Free/Reduced&quot; lunch program, where poor students get their lunches for free on the tax payer's dime, though at the cost of being branded as being so poor that you can't afford a $1.10 meal that consists of food that no one except [[you]] wants to eat anyway.<br /> <br /> === School Social Hierarchy ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Memesofb.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] social groups]]<br /> <br /> Every school has a caste system, which dictates who is better than whom and lets everyone know how often he should expect for someone to [[Hank Hill|kick his ass]].<br /> <br /> In most cases, this system operates as follows:<br /> <br /> * '''[[Alpha Male|&quot;The Badass&quot;]]''' &amp;ndash; Does whatever he wants and uses violence to garner the freedom to avoid the hierarchy bullshit and do his or her own thing. Often will ride a motorcycle, smoke pot, wear leather and be the masturbation fantasy of all of the women and gay male students who secretly dream of taming the beast.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Football|Athletes]]''' &amp;ndash; Jocks, who often times will run the school in the event that &quot;The Badass&quot; feels that controlling anyone and everyone at the school is beneath him. Jocks can range from harmless to [[sociopath|sadistic fucktard]]s whose cruelty drive his victims to shoot up their classmates. Make note to find out which ones to avoid and which ones to hang-out with in order to get their sloppy seconds and spill-over perks. Football is generally the dominant &quot;Jock&quot; subspecies, though sometimes you have basketball players acting as the &quot;Alpha-Jock&quot; if the school's football team sucks. If a school's sports team is good (i.e., wins a lot), jocks will be granted special powers that nobody except the Nerds can possess, as far as skipping classes and getting away with shit that would get a normal student detention or [[Banned|suspension]].<br /> <br /> * '''[[Bitch|Mean Girls/Heathers]]''' &amp;ndash; Cunty rich girls who [[obvious|secretly]] use their tits and Satanic cruelty to keep everyone down socially. Will use Jocks as their personal armies most of the time to keep the male students in line via fear of violence, while using even more calculating threats of social pariahdom (via fake rumors of &quot;_____ is a cock sucking [[whore]] who [[slut|fucked the entire football team]] after practice&quot;) to destroy any girl who threatens the members of the Mean Girls'/Heathers' power base. [[Bill Nye|Scientists]] believe that their evil comes from a complete lack of deep-dicking from their boyfriends and a steady diet of bottled water and laxatives to keep their 60 pound bodies looking [[anorexia|anariffic]]. Even though statistics claim that males are more likely to be [[chubby chaser|turned on by someone with a bit of weight]], these girls are obsessive in trying their best to look like stick insects with bewbs. Significant lulz ensue in the rare event that they turn on each other.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Skateboarding|Sk8ers]]''' &amp;ndash; &quot;DUUUUDE!&quot; &quot;Sweet ollie kickflip, bro!&quot; Either perpetually high or just stupid fucking morons. Sk8r subculture peaked sometime in 2002.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Douchebags]]''' &amp;ndash; The name is slightly misleading as some have no trouble getting pussy despite not being jocks. Have names like &quot;Chad&quot;, &quot;Brody&quot; or &quot;Kyle&quot;. These are the guys who think [[Family Guy]] is the funniest shit in television history.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Whore]]s''' &amp;ndash; (Basically 16-year old girls) Girls who will spread their legs and suck dick of any guy who strikes their fancy. This doesn't mean [[you]], it means [[No one|me]]. Sworn enemy of the Heathers/Mean Girl crowd, since their evil power of cuntness is largely based upon them maintaining a frigid, sexless demeanor. Jocks will fuck whores as such, resulting in Mean Girls/Heathers [[What|persecuting whores for being whores]] in order to re-establish themselves as [[Bitch|Alpha-Women]], since real Alpha-Women are [[Cocktease|cockteases]].<br /> <br /> * '''[[Anonymous|Everyone else]]''' &amp;ndash; The &quot;Faceless Mob&quot;. Basically a liquid, with each particle believing it's somehow different from the rest. Boring, insipid and interchangeable. Can be manipulated/cowed into obedience by the Mean Girls/Heathers and Jocks, who see them as nothing more than cattle used to prop up their flaccid, 2-dimensional egos. Can be dumb as shit too, as far as not seeing the Mean Girls/Heathers or the ostensibly more sadistic Jocks as the soulless Morlocks that they are.<br /> <br /> * ''' [[Geek|The Nerds]]''' &amp;ndash; The kids who gets picked on, bullied, usually obsess over [[Shit nobody cares about|Pokemon cards]] and shat upon by those higher up on the [[LOLWUT|social ladder]] and the [[Faggot|faggots]] known as [[White trash|inbreds]]. But, all nerds have one or two allies/friends/acquaintances inside the school who provide the poor dumbass with the emotional lifeline needed to keep from [[An hero|killing themselves]] or going &lt;s&gt;Columbine&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Sandy Hook&lt;/s&gt; [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]] on everyone. These kids can be experts when it comes to online gaming, lockpicking, and general technology. Despite misconceptions, Nerds are of average/high intelligence or are only extremely smart in one of the more &quot;sexy&quot; subjects, like English, Math, History and often will make the library their &quot;[[Batman|Nerd Batcave]]&quot; between classes and during lunch to discuss nerdy subjects/play D&amp;D. People think these people will usually end up becoming the [[Bill Gates|more successful people in life]] (providing the Jocks don't make it to the pros), but in truth they are [[fact|just as likely]] to become as much a [[loser]] as everyone else. Known to be excellent [[Troll|trolls]] at times, but are too busy having [[Dungeons &amp; Dragons|D&amp;D]] tournaments to practice. These are usually intelligent enough to realize nearly everyone else at the school is a fucking moron and so fall into despair more readily than most.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Scene|Scenefags]]''' &amp;ndash; As mentally unstable as [[emos]], but tend to be louder and more obnoxious. Their dress and hair will reflect this. See [[Scene|article]] for detailed info.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Poser|Try-Hards]]''' &amp;ndash; NEVER be a [[poser|try-hard]]! These are those annoying faggots in every school who try SO hard to act like someone their not... and end up failing miserably.<br /> <br /> * '''[[You|School Pariah]]''' &amp;ndash; What's the difference between a School Pariah and the Nerds? Nerds can at least get people to talk to them. The Pariah couldn't accomplish that, [[Attention Whore|even if they were]] [[Vietnam|on fire]]. &quot;School Pariahs&quot; include [[Goth]]s, [[gay]]s, [[Genius|uber-smart]] kids who are [[assburgers|utterly and completely socially inept and unattractive]]; whores who fuck the wrong guy and are now on the Mean Girls/Heather's permanent shitlist; Veronica Mars, [[/b/tards]], the creepy [[AZN|foreign exchange student]] who doesn't speak English well, Band Geeks, Artfags, Loners (by choice),Trash Losers and [[Faggot|Momchil]]. These are the ones who have [[Dying alone|no allies whatsoever]] and inevitably go &lt;s&gt;Columbine&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Sandy Hook&lt;/s&gt; [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]] on everyone's ass, as they don't have a buddy to help shoot up the school.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Bronies]]''' &amp;ndash; (Most of which are Neckbeards) Come in two forms: the quiet bronies and the serious bronies. The quiet bronies talk about the show casually and don't treat it like a religion. The serious ones wear [[Shit|pony shirts]], make [[What|brony clubs]], try to convert everyone to [[Furfaggotry|bronyism]] and never stop talking about fictional horses. Serious bronies are a [[Lolcow|good source]] of [[lulz]] for bored nerds. Oh wait, and guess what! JUST like the [[You|Pariah]] Nobody wants to talk to THESE faggots either, so they have to resort to venting their frustrations out on the Internet on their pointless quest to be [[White Knighting|Keyboard Warriors]], [[lolcow|cyber-bulling]] anyone and everyone, mostly calling people &quot;Retard&quot; or &quot;Faggot&quot;, to make them feel better about themselves though most of them are (or grow up to be) useless Basement-Dwellers. Troll on [[gamer|Ecksbawks]], most are [[fags|roneryfags]]. On the internet, BEWARE of trolls! Just remember, not all trolls are Bronies, but all Bronies are trolls!<br /> <br /> * '''[[Niggers]]''' &amp;ndash; Can also be [[Mexicans]] if you live in the U.S. Characterized by their lack of respect for people's personal space (probably due to their inherent compulsion to steal things or freakishly large number of siblings) and their poor command of the English language. They're [[Paki]] if you're a [[England|Britfag]], [[Turk]] if you're a [[Germany|Kraut]] and [[Sand Nigger|Leb]] if you're an [[Australia|Ausfailian]]. It's very unlikely that [[you]] will see them in any of your classes because they just roam the halls or loiter in bathrooms smoking any number of substances. If three or more get together in an enclosed space, they will have an orgy. If four or more get together, they may start growing pot and if any more than fifteen get together in the same place, you might have a [[Martin Luther King Jr.|Niggerpocalypse]] on your hands. [[Negress|Negresses]] follow the same rules, but a Negresspocalypse involves lots of sass before the prescribed violence. Most in suburban schools are brought from their urban homelands to [[Goatse|broaden]] your [[Anus|world view]], though they usually fail to do so because they're too busy fucking and smoking ditchweed, crack, or K2 [[poor|because they can't afford the good stuff]]. They often form gangs, attack other students and have regular chimpouts. Typically can get away with shit due to the bleeding heart [[liberals]] and [[nigger]] lovers that run most schools.<br /> <br /> * '''[[White trash|Inbreds]]''' &amp;ndash; The fucktards that every school is jammed full of. Their stupidity is more than likely the result of drunken pregnancies, failed abortions and getting their shit thrown around by their drunken abusive fathers. Usually stay in groups and are identified by the heavy, jutting brow, blond hair and the smell of week-old soiled kitty litter. The females tend to pick fights with any person they can, but eventually end up getting pregnant and dropping out. They commonly identify with [[Juggalo]] and/or [[cowboy|kicker]] 'culture' in the US west of the Mississippi, though dull trailer trash is the substrate.<br /> <br /> === CLUBS ===<br /> <br /> Where you go to escape the [[Pedobear|pedophiles]] of the street<br /> <br /> # [[Football]] - Where you get [[Rape|tackled]] and headbutted by a fat [[nigger|mandingo]].<br /> # [[Wrestling]]- Where you get [[Rape|tackled]] by stupid [[Russia|white trash]].<br /> # [[Debate]] - Where &quot;smart people&quot; go to spout their [[Shit nobody cares about|opinions]], not realizing that [[Noone|noone]] gives a shit. 9,999 out of 10,000 chances will the meeting involve everyone crying while complaining that they only joined the debate club because college admissions offices get moist whenever they see an applicant who was on the debate team. Liberals also trying to preach rights for all of the Niggers, Jews, Faggots and Retards in the school. (LOL)! The rest are basically cuntservative attentionwhores who can't get enough of the spotlight.<br /> # Audio-Visual (AV) Club - Used to be a club devoted to watching old newsreels and [[boring]] shit. In a somewhat disturbing trend, more and more high schools are hosting Anime Clubs, where fat and/or spastic virgin [[Weeaboo|weeaboos]] can get together and watch hopelessly [[retarded]] children's shows about neon-haired catgirls.<br /> # Student Council - A live-action [[bullshit|popularity]] contest, where students are tricked into thinking that they have a say in how the school is run.<br /> # Tennis - Where annoying prepatory students can boast about how good they are at a &quot;sport&quot;.<br /> # Holidays - Where niggers go on and on about Martin Luther King Day/Black History Month and annoying Irish niggers go on and on about Saint Patrick's Day and Mexicans go on and on about Cinco De Mayo and Christfags with Christmas, Easter, July The 4th, Thanksgiving, et cetera, Kikes with Hannukah, [[LOL|Dot heads with Diwali]] and let's not forget Faggot and Faggette Appreciation Day (3rd Tuesday of every month).<br /> <br /> == [[At least 100|Years and years]] of Edumacation ==<br /> <br /> When entering &quot;school&quot;, [[Americunts]] will be introduced to multiple tiers of learning [[RL]].<br /> <br /> * [[Baby fuck|Preschool]] - This is where [[You|incest-babies]] start and learn how to survive without mommy and daddy around.<br /> * [[r@ygold|Kindergarten]] - The same as preschool, except everyone learns how to make [[Shit|macaroni jewelry]] for their momma and poppa and celebrate holidays.<br /> * [[loli|Grades 1 to 5]] - All the children here begin to learn how to do basic math skills such as subtracting apples and ostracize girls because they have [[AIDS|cooties]]. Girls often dress like their favorite [[prostatot|Bratz]] dolls and boys will furiously [[masturbate|idolize]] FUNimation and Viz [[anime]] such as [[Dragonball Z|DBZ]] and [[Naruto]].<br /> * [[Jailbait|Grades 6 to 12]] - Children will enter their [[teenager|teenagehood]] and learn to be [[emo|themselves]] with other [[faggot|individuals]]. They will also learn that [[drugs]] and lots and lots of [[How is babby formed?|unprotected sex]] is the only way you'll be accepted in the world. Most stay virgins until college, but some lose their virginity in highschool because fuck it (literally).<br /> * [[College]] - Going here will [[lie|make you a millionaire]] when you go out into the [[IRL|real adult world]], of course that's provided you don't [[an hero|drop out]].<br /> <br /> === Classes ===<br /> <br /> School has a [[Over 9000|variety]] of classes that the [[furry|bushy-tailed]] student will start every new day with!<br /> <br /> * [[England|English]] [[Books|Literature]] - BOOKS! FUCK YES! You get to read dusty old tomes that [[Shit nobody cares about|even the Victorians wouldn't read!]] You might get lucky and read good books such as ''[[Big Brother|1984]]'', ''[[Rainbow Stalin|Animal Farm]]'', ''[[The Catcher in the Rye]]'', ''[[Children|Lord of the Flies]]'', any Stephen King novel, or ''[[Sex|Goblin Market]]'', or you may be forced to read books about people being [[gore|asploded into a hundred pieces]] or [[Smoking|choking on Industrial Revolution factory fumes]] for [[At least 100|over seven hours a day]], promptly forcing you to [[An hero|cry yourself to sleep]] or books with broken paces like [[Nigger|To Kill a Mockingbird]], [[Luser|Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] or [[Pr0n|Romeo and Juliet]]. PROTIP: If Shakespeare is offered, take it. [[DO IT FAGGOT|It's better than anything else you'll get]].<br /> * [[CSIII|Computer Science Aye Aye Aye]] - Teaches you everything you need to know about the wonderful world of h4xz0ring. If you were born before 1985 you'll remember this being full of now-obsolete information, or taught by a teacher who didn't know jack about it. The Jewish and Asian Nerds in your class can also be little pricks so don't hesitate to beat them up to keep them in line every now and then.<br /> * [[Math]] - Excelled by the [[Asian]] race. Useless in the real world but most schools will force you to take Math classes up until 11th grade, at which point you can say &quot;Fuck it, I'll take the extra Pre-Calculus class freshman year of college and graduate in five years instead of four!&quot;. Math is also the only class which is routinely offered as a remedial class for all students and not just the retards because everyone sucks at it.<br /> * [[Science]] - AKA &quot;Physical Science', which is generally a lot of useless shit that you will have to take rather than actual &quot;biology' or even &quot;[[Bestiality|Animal biology]]&quot;. The class can sometimes be filled with annoying Gym Bunnies and Health Nuts... Your textbook will be filled with neat-looking experiments that your school doesn't have the budget to let you do. By the time you reach 10th Grade, you will FINALLY be able to take a science class that fits your inane desire for learning: <br /> ** [[Chemistry]] - Teaches you how to [[Shit nobody cares about|mix chemicals with equations]]. This is the result of Math and Science being incestuous fuck-buddies. [[George Zimmer|GUARANTEED]] there will be a happy Asian kid mastering that motherfucking class. May or may not come in handy when attempting to manufacture [[drugs|crystal meth]]. This is the class that (when you were a kid) you thought you could mix random shit together in a beaker causing an explosion. Also known as &quot;Lern2MadScientist Class&quot;. Once you reach the higher grades, you will very soon realise that Chemistry isn't as fun as you thought it was, and will mostly be doing maths with very strange and unexplained questions and equations.<br /> ** [[List of sex moves|Biology]] - the one Science one can appreciate. Taught by dwarf-like-men and their freakishly tall women counterparts. If cutting up hearts and researching the lives of [[Weed|pond-weed]] is up your street, this is the class for you. Compared to Chemistry and Physics, you do a lot more experiments. This subject is also known for shattering the innocent mind of all the little kiddos when the human anatomy classes appear.<br /> ** [[Evolution|Life Science]] - This class helps you benefit from life on what would happen if [[Yiff|humans and dogs fuck]].<br /> ** [[Physics]] - The motherfucker of academics, or Chemistry's inbred sibling. In physics, you learn [[Divide by zero|equations and theories]] that look like somebody repeatedly smashed their head into their keyboard, watching goatse while high on [[drug|LSD]], then eventually go on to things like [[LHC|blowing the shit out of the universe into another fucking dimension]]. Learning is fun, kids! Every nerd's favorite lesson.<br /> * [[History]] - Teaches you what life was like [[before the Internets]]. There are some [[Sparta|bloody, epic battles involved]] and soap-opera type IRL drama to be learned as a well, which makes it a favorite of students who suck donkey balls at science and math or those who enjoy comics and soaps and as such, translate history lessons into storylines written by Geoff Johns or Roy Thomas. Also watch out for those strange children who dress up in Tunics trying to re-inact historical events... keep CLEAR distance from those History Geeks, brah!<br /> * [[Train surfing|Geography]] - [[Shit nobody cares about|Rocks]]. Just...rocks. If you're lucky, you might study [[Urine|beaches]], or [[AIDS]]. However, if you're really lucky, you get to visit one of Earth's very own resident trolls, a [[Iceland Volcano 2010|Volcano]].<br /> * [[Cooldude|Phys.Ed.]] - This class specializes on training athletes and the lesser students to take [[In_the_ass|hot, sweaty showers]] after a hard game of throwing [[Cum|ball]]. Occasionally a school will have a lesbian teacher, who will inevitably be a more likable (or at least more manipulable) than the male gym teachers as far as letting you spend an entire gym class networking with your friends while running around like a spastic monkey on crack. At the end of every class, the gym teacher says, [[Family Guy|&quot;All right, ladies, get your clothes off, hop in the shower and bounce around for me.&quot;]] If you refuse to do so, you will get raped [[in the ass]].<br /> * [[Computer]] Class - The only meaningful class that teaches you the ways of how-to-Internet or how to type real fast for your job as a cubicle slave monkey. Ass-cake kids usually sign up for this class so they can goof off and try to find a [[proxy]] to go [[Facebook|FaceBookin']] or play a game on [[ebaumsworld]]. If you were wondering too, this class is also considered [[Asian]] [[loli|Kindergarten]]. Students today can consider themselves lucky, because back in the stone age of computers students learned BASIC from teachers who didn't know the difference between PC and Apple computers.<br /> * [[Woman|Home Economics]] - Teaches you on how to survive dorm life, cook food when your parents leave you home alone and how to do laundry to get rid of blood, cum, or vomit stains. Surprisingly useful given how fucking helpless the average modern teenager is at historically simple tasks, like boiling water and wiping your ass.<br /> * [[Engrish|English Class]] - This class helps you speak American/bullshit in college regarding books you have to read in order to fit in. Favorite among [[Emos]], [[Hipster]], [[Artfag|Artfags]] and people who suck at Math and Science.<br /> * [[DeviantART]] - Art class teaches you to [[gay|express]] yourself in the style of [[menstrual painting|painting]].<br /> * Foreign Language - Si, coge me por el fundillo, chingon!<br /> * Band - [[Lolwut|This is where lazy fat fucks go to get out of P.E.]] Also there's a good chance of gay kids, arrogant cunts, and borderline assholes- still incredibly nerdy and awkward nonetheless.<br /> * Wood Shop - Where the Emos go to cut themselves and dumbshit rednecks and football players go to get an A without actually thinking.<br /> * Health - After they tell you to say no to drugs at an age where your classmates are already using them anyway, they teach sex education as if half of your class isn't having sex already anyway. Also if you're lucky, you watch a video of a baby being born out of [[blue waffle|Chewbacca's vagina]].<br /> * JROTC - Where patriotic rednecks, lesbians and [[military]] wannabes go to wear inaccurate uniforms, march badly, [[k/|shoot air rifles]] and learn a big load about the military that won't help them worth shit when they're actually in it.<br /> <br /> === Life Lessons ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Liberalism evolution.jpg|thumb|Censoring school prayer has done [[columbine|wonders]] for our educational system]]<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;bN1y8LuNmeY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''We must decrease the number of dumbasses in&lt;br&gt;the US by 10% or Mannix will hurt somebody'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=white|background=white}}<br /> }}<br /> [[File:Schultz peanuts no-one give you education to overthrow them.jpg|right|thumb|180px|Woke Linus]]<br /> School teaches kids many invaluable things which will become useful in later life. These include:<br /> * If the bisector of an angle in a triangle meets the opposite side at its midpoint, then the triangle is going to get raped.<br /> * Everything that isn't pretty is ungodly.<br /> * Unless you can play football, baseball, or are academically intelligent enough to invent shit that will make you a millionaire as an adult, you're basically fucked and will never amount to anything.<br /> * Always answer questions with full sentences for a cheap laugh. If somebody asks you what the capital of [[Europe]] is, you should answer in the form ''&quot;The capital of Europe is [[England]], sir.&quot;'' If you only answer ''&quot;[[England]]&quot;'', you will be deducted points.<br /> * The metric system, but only in the form of drug measurements, bullet calibers and getting a zentai suit made off of Ebay.<br /> * How to repair wounds inflicted during botched [[School Shootings]]. This is a very rare subject at which females excel since it involves tampons.<br /> * How to protect yourself from a tsunami, nuclear bomb, earthquake, or terrorist attack (by huddling underneath your desk and [[autofellatio|cramming your head as far into your crotch as possible]]).<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Sex in school ==<br /> <br /> === Discovery of the opposite gender ===<br /> <br /> Girls will discover that boys are cute at around 10 years old, while boys are a little [[retarded]] and often don't figure out girls are cute until [[13 year old boy|13 years old]]. The immediate effect of this is that girls will think that [[Jonas brothers|prepubescent boys]] are cute - a fact that will stay with them into adulthood, but the full effect on boys isn't evident until they are in their 20's and notice [[jailbait|developed sixth-graders]] and insist that [[12 year old girls]] [[Lie|didn't have boobs when THEY were in school]].<br /> <br /> === Discovery of the ''same'' gender ===<br /> <br /> Whether a person's final sexual orientation ends up being [[gay]] or [[straight]], it doesn't take long to figure out [[obvious|you've got a better chance being alone with someone who has the same parts as you]]. Any port in a storm, rite?<br /> <br /> * If you end up gay, then you must be [[emo]] about it until you move on to college<br /> * If you end up straight, then you must spend all your time convincing other people and yourself you aren't a [[faggot]], even though you probably are.<br /> <br /> === Abstinence ===<br /> <br /> [[Abstinence|Really does exist.]] [[masturbate|Really does work.]] [[truth|Really is boring.]]<br /> <br /> === Hot for Teacher ===<br /> <br /> Supposedly, some older students get to score with their [[pedophile|teachers]], just not at your school. If it does happen at your school, it doesn't happen to you. If it does happen to you,then it's probably a fat old [[Pedo|Child Studies teacher]] and you are the one being nailed, so technically, the teacher scores with your acne covered ass instead of it being vice versa.<br /> <br /> == Related ==<br /> <br /> === Facebook ===<br /> <br /> [[Facebook]] is a website created by some teenager who wanted to make his first friend. It is a [[social networking]]/[[pr0n]] site that allows users to network with other people in their high schools or colleges. This has been favored over actually going to [[IRL]] school and seeing [[IRL]] friends.<br /> <br /> This addition also allows [[Role-playing|RPers]] and other assorted [[loser]]s to pretend they go to [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]].<br /> <br /> == Galleries ==<br /> <br /> {{cg||SchoolPix|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Schoolgirlberserk.jpg<br /> File:Today's weather.jpg<br /> File:School spirit.gif|School spirit<br /> File:School Yard Goatse Fence.jpg|Typical American schoolyard.<br /> File:Preschool.jpg‎<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:highschool.PNG|Typical class in high school<br /> File:School.jpg|School teaches a variety of lessons you'll forget the night after you graduate.<br /> File:smartpenis.jpg|Educational Technology manufacturers have taken to making their projectors look like cocks. A perfect way to teach kids about sex ed!<br /> File:Sex ed.jpg|Typical sexual education seminars<br /> File:Schoolstupid.jpg<br /> File:SHCOOL.jpg<br /> File:Dicking Sk0l.gif<br /> File:No Boy Left Behind.jpg<br /> File:American Education System 1.jpg|American edukatshunn<br /> File:American Education System 2.jpg<br /> File:American Education System 3.jpg<br /> File:School.gif<br /> File:School Middle Finger.jpg<br /> File:Chicago Cigarette School Sneakin.jpg<br /> File:School Teacher Slut.png<br /> File:ShadmanColumbine.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet2.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet3.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet4.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet5.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet6.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet7.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet8.jpg<br /> File:Teacherspet9.jpg<br /> File:WalMart - Like An Hero.jpg<br /> File:School_-_Congratulations.jpg<br /> File:School_-_Homework.jpg<br /> File:Penile Approachment.gif<br /> File:MuseumOfTolerance.gif<br /> File:School_-_Might_Be_Fired.jpg<br /> File:School_-_No_Friends.jpg<br /> File:Back to school knives.jpg|Knives for back to school<br /> File:BackToSchool.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{cg|Homework Gone Wrong|HWfail|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Ceos_gone_wild_by_rware-d3af4f1.jpg<br /> File:Eric_schmidt_by_rware-d3af5db.jpg<br /> File:Richardo_stallmanu_by_rware-d3af4xz.jpg<br /> File:Steve_jobs_by_rware-d3af4rz.jpg<br /> File:Mark_the_social_retard_fuckerturd_by_rware-d56f0bi.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:School History Snapchat.jpg<br /> File:School_-_Unlimited_Essay_Works.jpg<br /> File:Hitler History Snapchat.jpg<br /> File:homeworklulz.jpg|The correct way to do homework.<br /> File:Unrelated answers.jpg|Students hard at work<br /> File:School_-_Homework_Gone_Wrong_-_01.jpg<br /> File:English_-_Language_-_Hores.jpg<br /> File:English_-_Language_-_Low_Grade.jpg<br /> File:English.jpg<br /> File:Schoolteacher anti trump bias.jpg|Schools are working hard to brainwash your children into liberalism.<br /> File:Schoolishell.png|School is Hell<br /> File:Essay-Lasers.jpg<br /> File:Precocious_Kid.jpg<br /> File:What Hitler Did Timeline.jpg|Hitler did nothing wrong<br /> File:Women_-_She's_A_Woman.jpg<br /> File:PEMDAS.jpg<br /> File:Triglulz.jpg<br /> File:Jews homework fail.jpg|Too much time on [[4chan]]. Also [[weed]].<br /> File:2girls1cup-essay-page-2.jpg|Essay on the creative merits of [[2girls1cup]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;[http://redpill.booru.org/index.php?page=post&amp;s=list&amp;tags=school more images]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> [[File:Grange hill flying sausage.jpg|300px|thumb|Grange Hill Street Blues]]<br /> * [[Teacher]]<br /> * [[Private School]]<br /> * [[Student]]<br /> * [[University|University/College]]<br /> * [[Public Library]]<br /> * [[Friends Reunited]]<br /> * [[Advanced Placement]]<br /> * [[Common Core]]<br /> * [[I'm A Prefect]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> * [http://www.bestessays.com.au/doc_essay.php Essay Writing Services]<br /> * [http://www.missionislam.com/homed/11reasons.htm Good reasons to homeschool]<br /> * {{Archive|jPhVW|Special-needs boy, 10, set on fire}} - Generic bullying event<br /> <br /> {{education}}<br /> {{life}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Locations]]</div>

Soturnupthelights https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Roblox&diff=1873881 2024-06-23T17:13:30Z

<p>Soturnupthelights: </p> <hr /> <div>{{cleanup}}<br /> {{OffendedKids}}<br /> {{pedophile}}<br /> {{achtung|Vinndinct got RDC cancelled by threatening to shoot the place up!}}<br /> &lt;table width=&quot;325px&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; text-align:center&quot; cellspacing=&quot;3&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;background:#e2e2e2&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;[[File:SHITBLOX2022LOGO.png|300px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Type&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;Gayming&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Released&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Website&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Key People&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;David Baszucki&lt;br&gt;John Shitletsky&lt;br&gt;Erik Casserole[[dead|&amp;dagger;]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Slogans&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;If you can imagine it, you can build it.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;Be anything, Build anything.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Location&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;[[OTI]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Headquarters&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;San Mateo, [[California]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr style=&quot;background:#bcbcbc&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;th&gt;Industry&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td&gt;[[Vidya games]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> [[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]<br /> [[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]<br /> [[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]<br /> [[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]<br /> [[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]<br /> [[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]<br /> {{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff (which roblox wasn't intended to be a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff) made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]] with too much extra time and money. Given how autistic the game truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who play this game are fucking retarded. The &quot;objective&quot; of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is endless and perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get &quot;free Rocucks, and general copying shit somebody else made, to get attention from the community. <br /> <br /> You can also buy premium membership that is very overpriced for what you actually get and only lasts for a certain amount of time. When the [[scam|subscription]] ends, you are stripped from a lot of the features, forcing you to buy it again. Of course, this is purely intentional by the admins, as they don't give a single fuck about you, but are only interested in your [[money]].<br /> <br /> ==The Community==<br /> [[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]<br /> <br /> The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, &quot;[[trolls]]&quot;, [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great. <br /> <br /> ===&quot;Hackers&quot; and Spammers===<br /> <br /> The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|&quot;hackers&quot;]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this &quot;hacking&quot; they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Trolls&quot; on Roblox===<br /> The &quot;trolls&quot; on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|&quot;trolling spree&quot;]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.<br /> <br /> ===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===<br /> Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|&quot;hackers&quot;]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].<br /> <br /> The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|&quot;ODers&quot;]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|&quot;roleplay&quot; as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this &quot;rule&quot; never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.<br /> [[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]<br /> <br /> ==Notable People==<br /> <br /> &lt;!--KEEP THE DESCRIPTIONS DOWN TO 2-3 SENTENCES, RETARDS--&gt;<br /> [[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]<br /> [[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]<br /> [[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]<br /> <br /> *'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.<br /> <br /> *'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&lt;sup&gt;&amp;dagger;&lt;/sup&gt;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as &quot;the only good admin&quot; of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.<br /> <br /> *'''John Shitletsky''', ''' Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from &quot;Telamon&quot; to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record<br /> <br /> *'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.<br /> <br /> *''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called &quot;Raging Roblox Reviewer&quot;, as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.<br /> <br /> *'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.<br /> <br /> *'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it &quot;The different town of Robloxia&quot; which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].<br /> <br /> *'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].<br /> <br /> *'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|&quot;Anna&quot;]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]<br /> <br /> *'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.<br /> <br /> *'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes. <br /> <br /> *'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&lt;sup&gt;&amp;dagger;&lt;/sup&gt;''' - They/them faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].<br /> <br /> *'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was v&amp; almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].<br /> <br /> ==Building==<br /> Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.<br /> <br /> {{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=black|margin=auto}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Popular Games on Roblox===<br /> *'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words &quot;Noob&quot; or &quot;Hacker&quot; at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 45,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.<br /> *'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].<br /> *'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.<br /> *'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9.<br /> *'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties.<br /> *'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.<br /> *'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.<br /> *'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the &quot;realistic&quot; gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].<br /> *'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A shitty game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this have no life whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money. <br /> *'''Pet Simulator 99''' - A game where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.<br /> *'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job. <br /> *'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game along with Bloxburg.<br /> *'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.<br /> {{quote|&quot;Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models.&quot;|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}<br /> <br /> ==Catalog Items==<br /> You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as &quot;ROBUX&quot;. Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items. <br /> <br /> ===Item Types===<br /> *'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.<br /> *'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as &quot;bubble gum&quot; and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.<br /> *'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.<br /> *'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.<br /> *'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.<br /> *'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called &quot;trolls&quot; try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?<br /> *'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.<br /> *'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.<br /> <br /> ==The Forums==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;font style=&quot;font-size:22pt; font-weight:bold; color:red; text-transform:uppercase; line-height:1.2em&quot;&gt;/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]<br /> [[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]<br /> [[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]<br /> [[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]<br /> [[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]<br /> [[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]<br /> [[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}<br /> <br /> The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called &quot;trolls&quot; who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.<br /> <br /> === Forum Sections===<br /> * '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the &quot;[[4chan]] of ROBLOX&quot; when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call &quot;RT parties&quot; when they don't know the meaning of &quot;party&quot; and to make themselves feel better.<br /> * '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.<br /> * '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.<br /> * '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.<br /> * '''Clans &amp; Guilds (C&amp;G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&amp;G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.<br /> * '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.<br /> * '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.<br /> * '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans &amp; Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering &quot;10&quot; is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> {{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.<br /> |lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.<br /> |dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.<br /> |Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.<br /> |You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.<br /> |you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.<br /> |[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.<br /> |great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.<br /> |whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.<br /> |You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, &lt;s&gt;some dumbass&lt;/s&gt; [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.<br /> |In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your &quot;[[Shit|roblox]]&quot;, when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's<br /> |[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.<br /> |Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Incidents on the forum===<br /> <br /> *In June 2013, a user named &quot;Raychel1010&quot; posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.<br /> *On July 18, 2015, two users named &quot;Tzah&quot;{{jew}} and &quot;vampire&quot; made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.<br /> *On January 5, 2017, a faggot named &quot;michaellyers8&quot; posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).<br /> *In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named &quot;PlanetMofo&quot;{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as &quot;Kid2040&quot; and &quot;PattiMayonnaiseDoug&quot;.<br /> *Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.<br /> <br /> ===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===<br /> When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.<br /> <br /> But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?<br /> [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]<br /> <br /> PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators<br /> <br /> ==ROBLOX TV Commericals==<br /> In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|&quot;TV commercials&quot;]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these &quot;commercials&quot; several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins. <br /> <br /> {|style=&quot;margin:0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;SBXfQoDaOu4&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rococks' first video advertisement.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LHdA7Yc-8Rg&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;The second video advertisement.}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> At the end of the first commercial, they say &quot;IT'S FREE&quot; when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]<br /> <br /> == Builders Club ==<br /> In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time &quot;Outrageous Builders Club&quot;, which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.<br /> <br /> ==Roblox Ban Appeal==<br /> [[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]<br /> If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an &quot;appeal&quot; email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, &quot;Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email.&quot; Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''&quot;Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc.&quot;'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].<br /> <br /> Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Trolling on Roblox==<br /> Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.<br /> <br /> ===Game Trolling===<br /> <br /> *See two people online dating? Say that the &quot;girl&quot; is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].<br /> *Call everyone a [[n00b]].<br /> *Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|&quot;0MG H4CKER!!1!1&quot;]] in the chat.<br /> *Insert a giant penis with the word &quot;nigger&quot; on it in insert games.<br /> *Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass r&amp;#230;p everyone.<br /> *Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault R&amp;#230;p) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.<br /> *Make swastikas on building games.<br /> *Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.<br /> *Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].<br /> *Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.<br /> *If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.<br /> *In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.<br /> *Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.<br /> *Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for &quot;&quot;fun&quot;&quot;. No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.<br /> *On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.<br /> *On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.<br /> *Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. &quot;YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ&quot; or &quot;FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL&quot;.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.&lt;/s&gt; Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.<br /> *Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.<br /> *Spam in chat things like &quot;DEATH TO NIGHARZ &amp; JEWS&quot;<br /> *Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.<br /> *Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.<br /> <br /> ===Group Trolling===<br /> <br /> *Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].<br /> *Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.<br /> *Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.<br /> *Go to RAT and say &quot;Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both&quot;. You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.<br /> *Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.<br /> *Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.<br /> *Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.<br /> *Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].<br /> *Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did. <br /> *Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam &quot;AA&quot; with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.<br /> <br /> [[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}<br /> <br /> == ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ==<br /> If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]<br /> <br /> Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.<br /> <br /> *A Pretentious Strike to the &quot;young ruffians!&quot; That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)<br /> {{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}<br /> <br /> They &lt;s&gt;Brainwash&lt;/s&gt; &quot;Advise&quot; the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in<br /> but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular <br /> Troll posts something.<br /> <br /> *Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected<br /> {{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[4chan]] Drama==<br /> <br /> {{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}<br /> <br /> Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of &quot;OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ&quot;. It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to &quot;fight back against 4chan&quot;, even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck &quot;ROBLOX&quot; is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.<br /> <br /> ==Roblox Email==<br /> The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.<br /> <br /> {{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL<br /> MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}<br /> <br /> One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:<br /> <br /> Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.<br /> <br /> [[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.<br /> <br /> ==GOOD LUCK WITH THAT I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES==<br /> <br /> The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums &quot;HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES&quot; will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Server Error<br /> <br /> 403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.<br /> You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}<br /> <br /> ===Poison Ban===<br /> <br /> Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}<br /> <br /> ==Zorblox AKA Blockz==<br /> <br /> In [[Lies|2009]], some fag &quot;conceptualized&quot; a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.<br /> <br /> A similar shitwad called &quot;BlockCommunity&quot; was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&amp;threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term &quot;troll&quot; by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].<br /> <br /> ==Events==<br /> Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did. <br /> <br /> They had six main events so far, including:<br /> <br /> *'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.<br /> *'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.<br /> *'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a &quot;virtual Bloxcon&quot;, which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.<br /> *'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called &quot;movies&quot; whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.<br /> *'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own &quot;booth&quot; in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.<br /> *'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.<br /> <br /> ==Roblox &quot;YouTubers&quot;==<br /> Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:<br /> *'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like &quot;CHILL&quot;, &quot;YO TENGO&quot; (Wow so fucking funny! &quot;I have&quot; in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), &quot;FELIPE&quot; and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them &quot;NOOB&quot; or childish insults.<br /> *'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].<br /> *'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.<br /> *'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.<br /> *'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.<br /> *'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.<br /> *'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and &quot;trolls&quot; in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.<br /> *'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality. <br /> <br /> If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]<br /> <br /> == Chinese cocksucking ==<br /> <br /> A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.<br /> <br /> The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow &quot;faggotfaced&quot; Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.<br /> <br /> Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.<br /> <br /> After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.<br /> <br /> Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.<br /> <br /> ==Roblox Is Down &amp; Other new shit throughout the timeline==<br /> [[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> [[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]<br /> [[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played &quot;Scented Con&quot; games exist.]] <br /> To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo! <br /> <br /> Oh, did we mention that throughout the timeline we didn't mention in this article are basically humiliated from now on? The platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]], which have become known as &quot;Scented cons&quot;. Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&amp;P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.<br /> <br /> However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.<br /> <br /> If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]]. I think this page is too long. -renard<br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].<br /> *[[Microsoft]]<br /> *[[Windows]]<br /> *[[TheGamerLand]]<br /> *[[AtWar]]<br /> *[[Blockland]]<br /> *[[Minecraft]]<br /> <br /> == Links ==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]&lt;/s&gt; DEAD<br /> *[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]&lt;/s&gt;, FORUMS GOT BALEETED<br /> *[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]<br /> *[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]<br /> *[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]<br /> *[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.] <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]<br /> <br /> {{Web 2.0}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{gaming}}<br /> {{sites}}<br /> {{Pedoseries}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article July 9 &amp; July 10, [[2016]]|[[2B2T]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]}}<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:10px; right:10px; pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Rotard_exploitable_fixed.png|125px]]&lt;/div&gt;</div>

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