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[[File:AllTheFallenBanner01.png|thumb|Early banner.]]

'''[https://allthefallen.ninja/ AllTheFallen.ninja]''' is a pedophile forum created by [[chaosscizzors]]. The levels of sickfuckery are so high there that it even uses a loli's kooch as its favicon. They also host a [[booru]]-style [[imageboard]] called '''ATFBooru''' and a <abbr title="Choose Your Own Adventure">CYOA</abbr>-esque wiki called '''AllTheFallen Stories'''.

==History==
{{Main|Chaosscizzors/Autobiography}}
[[File:AtfbooruBanner.png|thumb|ATFBooru logo by Noonstar. Note: Their version doesn't have a black bar covering loli privates.]]
[[File:AllTheFallenStories.png|thumb|AllTheFallen Stories logo.]]

"All The Fallen" began as [http://allthefallen.forum-motion.com/t1-hello-clanmates a Smash Brothers clan that chaosscizzors was a part of in February 2009]:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">i have my own clan actually, but it's full of fail so why not i guess lol. i still like the name "all the fallen" though.
<cite>— [http://smashboards.com/members/voomm.137238/?page=4#profile-post-171749 chaosscizzors, Smashboards]</cite></blockquote>

[http://whois.domaintools.com/allthefallen.org In December 2010], chaosscizzors registered and created AllTheFallen.org after becoming disillusioned with the state of affairs at another lolicon forum, LoliconRUs, but chaosscizzors eventually went AWOL, and his friends abandoned the site.

[http://archive.is/GE6mW In August 2011], chaosscizzors repurposed the empty site as a place to stash his lolicon collection:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">In a nutshell, this site is going to be where i dump all the lolicon artist folders i have and will in the future accumulate. If you are under 18 years of age i suggest you turn back as the majority of what i post here is pornographic in nature. Keep in mind that not all of these pictures are lolicon, but about 95% of them are anyway.
<cite>— [http://archive.is/GE6mW chaosscizzors, AllTheFallen.org]</cite></blockquote>

[http://archive.is/9KZoT In November 2011], chaosscizzors transformed the site back into a forum, although [http://archive.is/xiZMR the site still contained a booru].

[http://archive.is/0PE5S Sometime in 2014], Thomas Atkinson ("Dark_matter"), also the host of my-lol.net, replaced Jim Flaten, "Jckf," as AllTheFallen's host, transporting AllTheFallen from Norway to the USA, a dumb move for anyone hosting lolicons. Unsurprisingly (to anyone with a brain, at least), [http://archive.is/yQuv5 HostGator suspended AllTheFallen's account], [https://steamcommunity.com/groups/lolibooru/discussions/0/613937306604526079/ causing pedos everywhere to whine]. Afterwards, [http://archive.is/CeZHd kitsuna became AllTheFallen's host].

In 2015, chaosscizzors neglected to renew AllTheFallen.org's registration and the domain expired, leading to [http://allthefallen-org-mylol-net.blogspot.com/2015/04/allthefallenorg-moving-to.html Atkinson taking control of the site once again], and we really do mean "''once'' again": [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/806-urgent-please-read/ Atkinson was arrested in June for CP], and [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/872-upcoming-website-changes/ Trusdell became AllTheFallen's host], so Atkinson likely won't get a third shot at running AllTheFallen. In July, [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/1081-an-update-on-dark-matter-and-a-request/ the AllTheFallen community tried to shore up support for Atkinson's case], but by October, [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/1916-darkmatters-situation-update/ Atkinson made known his plans to plead guilty].

In August 2015, AllTheFallen switched [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/1385-vbulletin-conversion-attempt-2-scheduled-at-10-aug-15/ from MyBB to vBulletin], and then [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/1417-vb5-has-been-scrapped-welcome-to-ipbipsc/ from vBulletin to Invision Power Board].

In November 2015, [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/2132-prolonged-downtime-16-11-2015/ someone reported AllTheFallen's stash of animated lolicon porn to their host Hetzner Online], <s>causing [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/2174-server-moving/ Hetzner Online to tell AllTheFallen to get the fuck off of their server]</s> [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/2174-server-moving/?p=69606 ooh, defensive!] hehe, fine, made the decision to get up and leave for a new host.

In April 2016 admins IP blocked a gallery moderator for "battering" a user, which wasn’t even true, so he created his own lolicon forum called Chiisai [https://chiisai.nl] together with [[chaosscizzors]], who started disagreeing with ATF's staff a while back.

Nearly a decade later, it is now being shutdown because the new sissyop was too [[broke]]. There will probably be 15 different mirrors.

===Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga===
{{Main|AllTheFallen.ninja/Shoutbox}}

In November 2015, Encyclopedia Dramatica sysop Junius began making AllTheFallen-related articles. First came an article on [[chaosscizzors]], then an article on [[Emily's Daddy]], and finally an article on the site itself. On November 25th, [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/2226-encyclopedia-dramatica-knows-pedos-better-then-most-people/ touma discovered ED's article on the site] after viewing and being mildly surprised by ED's article on [[pedophilia]]. Reaction varied. [https://allthefallen.ninja/index.php?/topic/2226-encyclopedia-dramatica-knows-pedos-better-then-most-people/?p=69451 Some accepted it], [[AllTheFallen.ninja/Shoutbox#Reaction.2C_part_2|some joked]], and [[AllTheFallen.ninja/Shoutbox#Reaction.2C_part_2|others whined about inaccuracies]]

Actually, some did edit the article, but [[AllTheFallen.ninja/Shoutbox#Reaction.2C_part_3|only to guard themselves and prevent embarrassment]]. Nekogami in particular went out of his way to "dig up dirt" on junius, the least anonymous of ED's sysops. He or someone else among them succeeded (no surprise).

Meanwhile, junius copied the ED-related entries from the forum's shoutbox archive and posted [[AllTheFallen.ninja/Shoutbox|posted them to ED]], causing the AllTheFallen administration to [[:File:AllTheFallenShoutboxAccess.png|rob new users of their access to the shoutbox]]. That poked junius' curiosity, who decided to raise the post count of a Bugmenot account in order to probe the new post count restrictions for the shoutbox. This in turn allowed the AllTheFallen administration to [[:File:AllTheFallenMessage.png|make contact with and threaten]] ([https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&diff=842466&oldid=842376 warn?]) junius, although sending a message to a Bugmenot account is like tossing a letter into a public square and hoping that the right person picks it up. Also, for [[Islam|a "peaceful" community]], they don't seem to shy away from threats or [[Special:Contributions/FriendlyNeighbour|aggression]]. Nevertheless, junius received the message, but [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/46|made it an open affair]]. junius and Sinom were [[User_talk:JuniusThaddeus/Archive7#AllTheFallen|then able to reach an arrangement]].

Afterwards, [https://www.google.com/search?q=%22dramatica%22+site%3Aallthefallen.ninja AllTheFallen updated their robots.txt so that search engines don't index the contents of forum threads].

In February–March 2016, [[AllTheFallen.ninja/Emails|the arrangement between junius and AllTheFallen.ninja broke down]], as ED sysops refused to keep the names off permanently and junius refused to delete an article he worked hard on.

<center>
<gallery>
File:NekogamiDigging.png|Nekogami digs for dirt. What's the point of a "hidden moderator" that doesn't do anything until someone such as junius shows up anyway?
File:NekogamiScaredEdgyFaggots.png|Nekogami claiming that the EU has us "edgy faggots" shaking in our boots.
File:NekogamiIgnorantFaggots.png|Nekogami is pretty fond of using the word "faggot".
File:AllTheFallenShoutboxAccess.png|AllTheFallen robbing new users of features for the sake of comfort.
File:AllTheFallenMessage.png|Initial message to junius
File:AllTheFallenMessage2.png|Second message to junius, after junius invited Sinom to ED.
File:AllTheFallenResolved.png|Problem solved.
</gallery>
</center>

==Notable Members==
*'''[[chaosscizzors]]''' - [[The Man|The founder]].
*'''Dave''' - A former sysop who [http://archive.is/lwZAS was banned in August 2013] for [http://archive.is/lwZAS#39.1% harassing his ex on AllTheFallen's IRC channel].
*'''Thomas Atkinson''' (aka '''Dark_matter''') - Owner who was [[v&]] by the Australian [[partyvan]].
*'''Frank Trusdell''' (aka '''ShotaKitsune,''' '''AkumadeKitsune''', '''Bluefirefox9''', '''Conor Aoihino''', '''atsukoaoihino''', '''KitsuneKoi''', '''MarsusAlbatus,''' '''[http://archive.is/8xg4t Bluefirefox9]''', '''[https://plus.google.com/102372355536996510563/ Conor Aoihino] ''' and '''[http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=166932 MarsusAlbatus]''') - Owner of the domain and a [[furry]], also operates shotacorps.org.
*'''Jim C. K. Flaten''' ('''Jckf''') - [http://archive.is/8Ikoc Former host].
*'''[[Emily's Daddy]]''' - Former moderator and weirdo.
*'''[[Andrew Youngen]]''' (aka '''Ulithium_Dragon,''' '''[http://uesp.net/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ulithium_Wyrm Ulithium Wyrm]''', and '''Drewyoungen''') – Super moderator and Elder Scrolls nerd, created a Skyrim mod featuring pregnant [[Na'vi]] lolis as well as a hacked version of [[Pokemon]] featuring nude lolis.
*'''Elerneron''' - Former contributor to [[editthis.info/create_your_own_story]] who pushed for the creation of '''stories.allthefallen.ninja''' after [[Editthis.info/create_your_own_story#Pedo_purge|pedo material was banned from EditThis.info]].
*'''Rin Tezuka''' - Former Gallery Moderator who was permabanned for no reason and decided to start his own lolicon forum, together with former ATF Admin [[chaosscizzors]].

==Galleries==
{{cg|Notable People|cg1|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:ChaosscizzorsMetalDating.jpg|[[Chaosscizzors]], founder
File:Jckf.jpg|Jckf, former host
File:Tonsaphunshizah.png|[[Emily's Daddy]], former super moderator
File:ShotaKitsuneAllTheFallen.png|Frank Trusdell / ShotaKitsune, domain holder
File:IamusernameAllTheFallen.png|iamusername, former sysop, donator
</gallery>
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<gallery perrow="5">
File:IratuAllTheFallen.png|Iratu, sysop
File:SinomAllTheFallen.png|Sinom, admin
File:InMuenchenStehtAllTheFallen.png|InMuenchenSteht, coder
File:ElerneronAllTheFallen.png|Elerneron, wiki sysop
File:AnnioAllTheFallen.png|Annio, super moderator
File:DarthakinAllTheFallen.png|Darthakin, super moderator, Yu-gi-oh! fan
File:JeminiAllTheFallen.png|Jemini, super moderator
File:NekogamiAllTheFallen.png|Nekogami, super moderator
File:OtherGentlemanAllTheFallen.png|[https://twitter.com/othergentleman OtherGentleman], super moderator
File:RakgiAllTheFallen.png|Rakgi, super moderator
File:ShiranuiAllTheFallen.png|Shiranui, super moderator
File:SickLollipopAllTheFallen.png|SickLollipop, super moderator
File:UlithiumDragonAllTheFallen.png|Andrew Youngen / Ulithium_Dragon, super moderator
File:Johann7124AllTheFallen.png|johann7124, moderator
File:VistarrrAllTheFallen.png|Vistarrr, moderator
File:SomeGuy12AllTheFallen.png|SomeGuy12, former moderator
File:CaptRyeAllTheFallen.png|Capt_Rye, gallery moderator
File:EquestrianRomanjiAllTheFallen.png|Equestrian Romanji, gallery moderator
File:LoliaddictAllTheFallen.png|Loliaddict, gallery moderator
File:YourWorstNightmareAllTheFallen.png|Your Worst Nightmare, gallery moderator
File:JmusAllTheFallen.png|J.Mus, donator
File:LeorioAllTheFallen.png|Leorio, donator
File:NoonstarAllTheFallen.png|Noostar, donator
File:Tallshortie93AllTheFallen.png|tallshortie93, donator
File:ThatenemyAllTheFallen.png|thatenemy, donator
</gallery>}} 

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File:AllTheFallenBanner01.png
File:AllTheFallenBanner02.png
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==See Also==

*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[AllTheFallen.ninja/Shoutbox]]
*[[AllTheFallen.ninja/Emails]]
*[[Template:Evilunveiled|Evilunveiled archive]]

==External Links==
*[http://allthefallen-org-mylol-net.blogspot.com/ Dark_matter's blog]

{{pedoseries}}
{{Sites}}

John Kerry

2026-03-04T02:38:35Z

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{{Spoiler|John Kerry was fucking nominated to be the secretary of state and is now gayer than he's ever been}} 
[[File:John kerry geopolitical arsonist.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[Why so serious?|Why the long face?]]]]
[[Image:JohnandJohn.jpg|thumb|Kerry and [[Fag|mate]] from 2004 [[John Edwards]].]]
'''John Webster Kerry''' (born Jonathan Israel Kohn){{Jew}} was an inept [[Democrat|Democratic]] challenger to the Presidency in 2004. Couldn't pull out a win against [[George W Bush]], a man less intelligent than a rhesus monkey that spent its developmental years being tested for the effects of [[drugs|black tar heroin]] on cognitive ability. Perhaps his downfall was brought about by forgetting [[Poland]]. Or when [[Vietnam War|he asked all the Vietnam veteran's to throw their medals over a bridge to protest the war]], but when it came time to throw he "[[lie|forgot his]]", but soon remembered [[gay|they were shoved up his ass, along with George Bush's cock]].

His popularity resurged in 2007, when he founded the [[Lemon Party]] and promised the elderly free gay sex to be paid for entirely by the federal government. He announced he will run as his party's nomination for president in 2008, with this proposal being a key part of his platform. He has found an unlikely supporter in George W. Bush, and if elected, they will unite on January 20, 2009 in some of the smokiest buttsex ever recorded in human history.

While failing to run for office, Kerry exhibited many leadership qualities: staying on a bicycle while it was moving, signing his name without any help, and smiling for the camera when his handlers poked him with a cattle prod. He dealt well with his loss, vowing to cold-shoulder the [[Republican]]s at his country club. Unlike [[Al Gore]], however, he did not try to grow a beard.

He often made out with his [[homosexual|running mate]] on the campaign trail, prompting weird [[fangirl]]s to write scary [[fanfiction]].

==Suspected Zombie==
[[Image:Zombiekerry.gif|thumb|right|John Kerry is a suspected [[zombie]]. Approach with caution.]]

John Kerry was suspected of being a [[zombie]] on June 14th, 1968 during his tour in [[Vietnam]] as a Swift boat captain. After getting off the boat to take an extraordinary long leak, his crew noticed a wound on his neck that would be fatal to a normal [[human]]. Kerry received the Purple Heart for this injury, though there were rumors he ate the flight crew on his trip home.

John Kerry sounds like Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island, further evidence that he is a [[zombie]]. John Kerry should be approached with extreme caution.

It had been confirmed that John Kerry was a zombie after he snapped his neck in a waterboarding accident; getting bukkaked by dolphins. He came out with skid marks in his pants and [[smoking]] a cigarette. Autopsy photos have shown that the dolphin's Semen Soaker had broke Zombie Kerry's neck. John Kerry later confirmed that he planned this incident with the dolphins to make his gay lover, John Edwards, jealous.

==[[E-celebrity]]==

After spending an estimated twelve billion dollars on his campaign, John Kerry made some [[internet]] users aware of his existence. Several years later, [[Google]] reports these linger [[opinion]]s:
* John Kerry is...
**a [[fuckwit]] 1
**an [[asswipe]] 2
**a [[fucktard]] 2
**a [[pervert]] 3
**an [[asshole]] 113
**a [[jerk]] 123
**a [[coward]] 226
**a [[fag]] 230
**an [[idiot]] 519
**a [[loser]] 3410
**a [http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/ douche but I'm voting for him anyway] Too many people to count.
**a Lurch look-a-like
The [[United States]] has a population of several trillion people, making Kerry's audience awareness -5.

Current surveys of the general public report:
*97% Who?
*10% Wasn't he on [[American Idol]]?
*2% Gimme that microphone, [[bitch]].
*1% [[TL;DR|tl;dr]]

==Fun Facts==

*[https://archive.is/xoBsN He is actually a Jew.]
*John Kerry was determined in an official science poll to have the longest face in the Western Hemisphere, narrowly beating out Jay Leno.
*Judging from the lack of responses to official inquiries, John Kerry does not like [[mudkipz]].
*John Kerry also has a massive dick. Trust us on this one.
*Disappointing millions all over the world, Kerry is not in fact a camel.
*In his spare time, John Kerry stabs children with his pointy chin.
*John Kerry [[You Forgot Poland|doesn't care about Poland]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Iraq Stuck.jpg|John Kerry supports education.
Image:Skull & bones.JPG|John Kerry and George Bush are in teh saim secret sosyety?
Image:forgotpoland.jpg|How do I formed coalition?
Image:Andrew Jackson Sully.jpg|John Kerry back in the day
Image:Camel-Face.jpg|Not John Kerry
Image:Droopy.jpg|John Kerry
Image:Kerry_football.jpg|[[Fail|Fumble]]
Image:Kerrybushindrag.jpg|Even in High School, Kerry and [[Bush]] were [[Cat fight|rivals.]]
File:Kerry Soccer.jpg
File:Kerry Edwards Love.jpeg
File:Im a purple heart winner.mp4|im a purple heart winner yes its true i won it thrice
</gallery></center>

==Video==
<center>{{frame|{{fv|Presidency|background-color:red;|font-weight:bold;|
RT '2035' promo: Retired Obama, John Kerry, & ft President Snowden
<center><youtube>THrZZ95i8zQ</youtube></center>|
'John Kerry' and 'Barack Obama' appear on RT for its 10th anniversary
<center><youtube>_gH2hlOhVxY</youtube></center>|
}}|border=red|background=red}}</center>

==See also==
*[[Loser]]
*[[Zombie]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[Vietnam War]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[You Forgot Poland]]

[[Category:People|Kerry, John]]

{{Politics}}

John Kerry

2026-03-04T02:37:35Z

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{{Spoiler|John Kerry was fucking nominated to be the secretary of state and is now gayer than he's ever been}} 
[[File:John kerry geopolitical arsonist.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[Why so serious?|Why the long face?]]]]
[[Image:JohnandJohn.jpg|thumb|Kerry and [[Fag|mate]] from 2004 [[John Edwards]].]]
'''John Webster Kerry''' (born Jonathan Israel Kohn){{Jew}} was an inept [[Democrat|Democratic]] challenger to the Presidency in 2004. Couldn't pull out a win against [[George W Bush]], a man less intelligent than a rhesus monkey that spent its developmental years being tested for the effects of [[drugs|black tar heroin]] on cognitive ability. Perhaps his downfall was brought about by forgetting [[Poland]]. Or when [[Vietnam War|he asked all the Vietnam veteran's to throw their medals over a bridge to protest the war]], but when it came time to throw he "[[lie|forgot his]]", but soon remembered [[gay|they were shoved up his ass, along with George Bush's cock]].

His popularity resurged in 2007, when he founded the [[Lemon Party]] and promised the elderly free gay sex to be paid for entirely by the federal government. He announced he will run as his party's nomination for president in 2008, with this proposal being a key part of his platform. He has found an unlikely supporter in George W. Bush, and if elected, they will unite on January 20, 2009 in some of the smokiest buttsex ever recorded in human history.

While failing to run for office, Kerry exhibited many leadership qualities: staying on a bicycle while it was moving, signing his name without any help, and smiling for the camera when his handlers poked him with a cattle prod. He dealt well with his loss, vowing to cold-shoulder the [[Republican]]s at his country club. Unlike [[Al Gore]], however, he did not try to grow a beard.

He often made out with his [[homosexual|running mate]] on the campaign trail, prompting weird [[fangirl]]s to write scary [[fanfiction]].

==Suspected Zombie==
[[Image:Zombiekerry.gif|thumb|right|John Kerry is a suspected [[zombie]]. Approach with caution.]]

John Kerry was suspected of being a [[zombie]] on June 14th, 1968 during his tour in [[Vietnam]] as a Swift boat captain. After getting off the boat to take an extraordinary long leak, his crew noticed a wound on his neck that would be fatal to a normal [[human]]. Kerry received the Purple Heart for this injury, though there were rumors he ate the flight crew on his trip home.

John Kerry sounds like Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island, further evidence that he is a [[zombie]]. John Kerry should be approached with extreme caution.

It had been confirmed that John Kerry was a zombie after he snapped his neck in a waterboarding accident; getting bukkaked by dolphins. He came out with skid marks in his pants and [[smoking]] a cigarette. Autopsy photos have shown that the dolphin's Semen Soaker had broke Zombie Kerry's neck. John Kerry later confirmed that he planned this incident with the dolphins to make his gay lover, John Edwards, jealous.

==[[E-celebrity]]==

After spending an estimated twelve billion dollars on his campaign, John Kerry made some [[internet]] users aware of his existence. Several years later, [[Google]] reports these linger [[opinion]]s:
* John Kerry is...
**a [[fuckwit]] 1
**an [[asswipe]] 2
**a [[fucktard]] 2
**a [[pervert]] 3
**an [[asshole]] 113
**a [[jerk]] 123
**a [[coward]] 226
**a [[fag]] 230
**an [[idiot]] 519
**a [[loser]] 3410
**a [http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/ douche but I'm voting for him anyway] Too many people to count.
**a Lurch look-a-like
The [[United States]] has a population of several trillion people, making Kerry's audience awareness -5.

Current surveys of the general public report:
*97% Who?
*10% Wasn't he on [[American Idol]]?
*2% Gimme that microphone, [[bitch]].
*1% [[TL;DR|tl;dr]]

==Fun Facts==

*[https://archive.is/xoBsN He is actually a Jew.]
*John Kerry was determined in an official science poll to have the longest face in the Western Hemisphere, narrowly beating out Jay Leno.
*Judging from the lack of responses to official inquiries, John Kerry does not like [[mudkipz]].
*John Kerry also has a massive dick. Trust us on this one.
*Disappointing millions all over the world, Kerry is not in fact a camel.
*In his spare time, John Kerry stabs children with his pointy chin.
*John Kerry [[You Forgot Poland|doesn't care about Poland]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Iraq Stuck.jpg|John Kerry supports education.
Image:Skull & bones.JPG|John Kerry and George Bush are in teh saim secret sosyety?
Image:forgotpoland.jpg|How do I formed coalition?
Image:Andrew Jackson Sully.jpg|John Kerry back in the day
Image:Camel-Face.jpg|Not John Kerry
Image:Droopy.jpg|John Kerry
Image:Kerry_football.jpg|[[Fail|Fumble]]
Image:Kerrybushindrag.jpg|Even in High School, Kerry and [[Bush]] were [[Cat fight|rivals.]]
File:Kerry Soccer.jpg
File:Kerry Edwards Love.jpeg
File:Im a purple heart winner.mp4
</gallery></center>

==Video==
<center>{{frame|{{fv|Presidency|background-color:red;|font-weight:bold;|
RT '2035' promo: Retired Obama, John Kerry, & ft President Snowden
<center><youtube>THrZZ95i8zQ</youtube></center>|
'John Kerry' and 'Barack Obama' appear on RT for its 10th anniversary
<center><youtube>_gH2hlOhVxY</youtube></center>|
}}|border=red|background=red}}</center>

==See also==
*[[Loser]]
*[[Zombie]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[Vietnam War]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[You Forgot Poland]]

[[Category:People|Kerry, John]]

{{Politics}}

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2026-03-04T02:37:04Z

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yes its true i won it thrice

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2026-03-03T01:19:51Z

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Nate Spidgewood

2026-03-03T00:07:38Z

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{{Watch|[[File:LOLNATE.png|100px|NATE IS SUPER PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<|link=rage]]}}
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[[File:Nate Spidgewood.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Portrait of a faggot.]]
[[File:NateSpidgewoodQueenNeverCry.jpeg|thumb|350px|right|Enhanced version.]]
[[File:Natespidgewoodscowlface.png|thumb|right|The face of a [[asspie|cartoonist]].]]
[[File:computerpunchface.jpg|thumb|right|[[Role Play|(PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!11)]] according to Nate's imagination.]]
[[File:NatePunchesYouInTheFace.png|thumb|right|...When it's actually more like this.]]

[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/user/Spidgewood4000/videos]] '''[https://www.youtube.com/user/Spidgewood4000/videos Nate Spidgewood]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Edward Spidgewood;''' aka '''Nathaniel Edward Speed, Nate Spazzwood, Nate Shitwood, Nate Cockwood, Nate Fagwood, Nate [[Furfag|Furwood]], Nate Pisswood''' and '''Nate [[assburgers|Spergwood]]'''), is a [[rage|pissed off]], highly autistic [[13-year-old boy]] furry from Seattle, [[Washington]]. He is best known for his numerous [[sockpuppets]] that he created on ED in an attempt to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|take down this article.]] Of course, it was pretty obvious that Spergwood was behind the accounts because they all had one major distinction: the words "Nate" and "pissed" were usually in [[ALL CAPS]] so it didn't take long for a [[sysop]] to see it and place the ban hammer on him. See the talk page for a prime example. He has a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty animations made in [[MS Paint]] and a [[Patreon]] "campaign" video where he [[Jailbait|lies about his age]].

The "tl;dr" story on this guy goes like this:

He is obsessed with [[TV Tropes]], wanted to edit on TV Tropes, was banned from TV Tropes, and '''[[Creepy|can't live without TV Tropes]]''', was too stupid to realize he couldn't just go back to TV Tropes under a different name, was banned again, spent time crying like a bitch on the Tropes Mirror Wiki about being banned, kept attempting to sock puppet troll TV Tropes, kept getting thrown out after being discovered [[Internet tough guy|while screaming threats of death and bodily harm]], and he still occasionally tries to go back and troll TV Tropes even though he fucking sucks at it. He also is obsessed with shitty cartoons and likes drawing this shit in lieu of growing up and getting a fucking life.

For the longer version, read onward.

==Who is Nate Spidgewood?==

Here's a tl;dr biography he wrote of himself from his [http://natespidgewood.weebly.com/about-me.html art site] (which is a weebly, lol) {{archive|jXMFE}}. Along with his {{archive|ZvJX4|resume}} and {{archive|eY4jT|FAQ}}.

Below is a summary:

Nate had a <s>huge</s> boner for shitty comics since he was a kid, so he devoted his [[No life|life]] towards reading them and trying to draw them since he had nothing going on in his real life and nobody to talk to except his poor excuse of what he calls his parents. He eventually joined [[JewTube]] for the first time in 2006, made some shitty videos that got his sorry ass banned, and to no one's surprise most of them blew ass anyway. He eventually decided to [[delete fucking everything]] around September 2007 and tried to start over by getting into [[MUGEN]], but he managed to fuck that up too.

He continued his career in epic fail by getting suspended from school for using dirty words at the beginning of 2008, then spent the rest of the years getting mocked for his Jewtube failures.

By 2009, he tried to start his life over again, and apparently felt that posting his shitty comics on [[DeviantArt]] was [[I came|the best time in his life]].

===So, when did his faggotry hit critical mass?===

Nate once tried to edit on [[Wikipedia]], but his edits were reverted by the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and all articles he tried to create were deleted. This pissed him off, so he decided to go to an even shittier alternative: [[TV Tropes]]

On TV Tropes, he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/el.php?findfor=NateSpidgewood had fun editing there for awhile], but he soon ran into trouble when he decided [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje&page=43 whining about shit he hated was a great idea]. This pissed off the TV Tropes Jews, so they suspended his retarded ass, and he figured [[Dumbfuck|calling the TV Tropes jews out on their faggotry was a good idea]]. Eventually, even after the moderators at TV Tropes told him they'd let him edit again if he would just shut the fuck up, quit whining like a bitch, and calm the fuck down, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje&page=44 he eventually decided to leave in a swirling vortex of butthurt].

A year later, he showed up again [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje&page=109 managing to achieve epic fail as a ban evader, and almost got some other dumbass banned along with him].

However, this far from the end of Nate's faggotry.

==Nate Spidgewood: Dumbass Wiki Troll==
[[File:Ed.png|thumb|350px|right|Nate Spergwood is part of the [[Autistic Legion of Doom]]. He keeps asking Donny Long for help taking down ED.]]
Not long after outing himself on TV Tropes in a manner most inept, he decided to run over to [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nate_Spidgewood the Tropes Mirror Wiki], and he basically started plagiarizing from TV Tropes and cunt pasting it on the Troper Mirror Wiki
[http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:27673 until the admin there told him cut that shit out]. He also was stupid enough to admit to attempting to troll TV Tropes, and another user politely told him [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:24378 that he didn't give a shit]. [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:17324 Twice.]

He tried to get people to [[meatpuppet]] his edits over to TV Tropes, and was told by an admin [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:17191#5 to go the fuck away, no one cared.] Being too stupid to take a hint [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:27830 he tried again], and another admin told him to [[GTFO|go the fuck away]]. [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:18171 He also wanted someone to write a bot to cunt paste his edits from the Tropers Mirror Wiki on TV Tropes], and yet again he was told to fuck off.

(The last one is particularly face palm worthy, since TV Tropes and Tropes Mirror Wiki use a modified version of [[PmWiki]] and [[MediaWiki]] respectively, which goes to show how [[Stupid|knowledgeable]] this cunt is about wikis.)

He even posted this [[Example.txt|Butthurt.txt]] [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Nate_Spidgewood/The_truth_about_TV_Tropes_admins_%28rant%29 on his user blog on the Tropes Mirror Wiki]:

{{story|'''''They suspended me on one of my favorite sites, TV Tropes.org (it's called that, not Wikinamespaces or whatever), last year. That's right, Fast Eddie and his wardog, Fighteer, suspended me. Because I was ranting about their policies. That's not fair on their right, because I have to stay and do more fun editing and I'm getting really fed up with it demising to death after 2010, with so much intruders invading everything and polluting pages with namespaces, deleting or renaming great tropes, splitting folders into subpages, and blanking out examples for being "zero context". This wiki is turning into another Wikipedia, despite the statement "We are not Wikipedia" that used to be on its homepage. It's supposed to be a fun, informational, media-based site for artists, teenagers and media fans about storytelling devices, not for Wikipedia people.

'''''The reason I first signed up on TV Tropes in 2011 is because I'm trying to expand it with more tropes, works and examples and keep in touch with tropers so I'd make life much better. (I was seriously devistated by those negative comments written on various online news articles that happened a year before [2010] and announced the constant delaying of a few anticipated, then-upcoming movies by a bankrupt studio's financial problems. As for said studio, I was just expecting them to be sold to a company they were supposed to fit.) But all these new changes these admins made, like the namespaces, the constant renaming and removing of several tropes, and blanking out of "zero context" examples, started ruining everything by taking the fun and wit out.

'''''So last year, I got really annoyed and began ranting and complaining about them, and in return, the admins suspended me on June when I get really mad because one namespacer touched one of the pages I've written RIGHT AFTER I made a few edits on it. I tried to apologize, but they didn't buy it because they accused me of misbehaving, and even worse, they told me to wait until July 2nd. That's an outrage, and so I said "screw this, I'm outta here" and they permabanned my account. I mean c'mon, without a TV Tropes account, I'll be alone again. Then I tried to come back with with another account, but they suspended me again and when I tried to make up, they told me to get off the site and leave them alone. That makes me angry.

'''''I made another account under a different name and they suspended me and this goes on and on and on. Meanwhile, I started complaining in questions on Yahoo! Answers about the site's demise, but people don't care and start telling me crap like "It's their website, not yours" and "You were complaining on here too". Of COURSE it's their website, but they're the ones who ruined it. No one just understands me.

'''''Anyway, thing started to go from bad to worse in February this year, I tried to defend a webcomic article I revamped from one of Fast Eddie's namespacing minions, St Fan (seriously, HE butchers pages with inferior sorting he calls "example indentation" by removing the paragraphing of sub-examples and merging them into their parent examples, and he won't even stop), but unfortunately, it gets locked, all because of ME. Now I'm trying to defend other pages from being destroyed by said minion, but he kept telling those admins on me who kept reverting my edits, and what's worse is that they mistook them for "vandalism". That's not true, because *their* namespacing and sorting are vandalism. They're the ones who ruined the wiki in the first place. They even called me "selfish", "egotistical" and a "troll" and make fun of me because I was writing them rude edit reasons, PMs and thread posts. I've been fighting with them over the content's creativity for a long time now. I can't believe I'm signing up an email address over and over every time I'm trying to come back on the wiki, which uses them all up and took up my time. Now my IP address was blocked again, and I'm sick of copying and pasting a conformation link whenever I sign up on a proxy.

'''''What am I supposed to do other than giving up?

'''''Well, that's my story. To wrap this rant up, I'll tell you the truth: These admins are a bunch of horrible, strict, soulless Wikipedians who don't give a damn about the site's original creative goal and shouldn't have touch it in the first place. They pollute articles, they suspend innocent tropers like me, and they (especially Fighteer) treat us like enemies.

'''''(By the way, I had a petition up since November, but it doesn't get enough signatures.)}}

The shit gibbon cock holster is [[Powerword|STILL]] being a failtroll faggot, and he'll almost certainly be tard raging about this bullshit on his deathbed.

==Gallery of Fail==
[[File:natespidgewoodbuttception.jpg|thumb|right|By [[faggot|Chuck Tingle]]]].
'''NOTE: This gallery has a decent amount of content not otherwise in the article, do look beyond the five images shown.'''
{{cg|Fail|nateisgaygallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Nate being a jackass.png|Nate decided to be a douche about TV Tropes's namespaces policy, which is not only a bad idea on a site with "no negativity" policy, it was also the post that got him suspended/banned the first time on TV Tropes.
File:Fast Eddie's epic asspain.png|In this long post that was baleeted off [[TV Tropes]], Nate's sockpuppetery was so asinine the admin of another wiki tipped off Fast Eddie about it. Fast Eddie decided to [[Lie|graciously accept the information and thanked the other admin]].
File:Nate the dumbass.png|Nate's ability to be subtle as a wiki troll is so horrible even tropers mock him for it. And now, even Fast Eddie is aware of his shitty [[hax]]ing attempts.
File:Nate Spidgewoods socks getting banned.png|A long string of troll accounts by Nate are discovered and banned in close succession. As the screenshot shows, Nate is not very good at covertly trolling in the slightest.
File:Nate posts immature threats to tropers.png| The hidden text of Nate's nasty private message is: '''''Fucking tattletale!!! Stop reporting me to Ask The Tropers! I'M INNOCENT, DUMBASS!! >:('''''
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:'Help, I'm in huge trouble with TV Tropes admins - Page 1' - www hackforums net showthread php pid=34900134.png|Nate was dumb enough to beg the guys at Hack Forums to help him fuck over TV Tropes admins. Their response was to laugh at him and say [[Cool story bro]].
File:Nate ED article mentioned on TV Tropes.png|This article is mentioned on TV Tropes, the tropers laugh at Nate's cum guzzling faggotry for awhile, then some moralfag [[pussybitch]] remembers Gus "Fast Eddie" Raley doesn't like any mention of ED on his Glorious Republic of Troperfags and [[delete fucking everything|redacts all mentions of ED]].
File:Nate's deviantart comments realtalk.png|A troper and another tartlet try to give Nate the facts of life. He apparently doesn't care and clarifies he only wanted a hacker to screw over the accounts of the "intruders" on TV Tropes, which is still illegal.
File:Nate Spidgewood whining on Yahoo Answers.png|Nate whining about getting banned from TV Tropes, gets told to shut the fuck up.
File:Nate Spidgewood is too stupid to give up.png|Nate, going on three years of fail trolling.
File:Natespidgewoodreupload.png|The reason why Nate keeps reuploading his [[gay porn|Patreon video]].
File:Natespidgewoodhouse.png|Nate's house. 
File:Natespidgewoodmailboxes.png|People on 8chan sent him mailboxes as a prank.
File:Natespidgewoodfartballoonartcraft.jpg|Nate's farting balloon arts & crafts.
File:Natespidgewoodwankstohisdrawings.jpg|Nate finds his own drawings of furries to be sexually appealing to him.
File:Natespidgewoodanimefreak.png|Nate flames another user on DA for referencing his ED article.
File:Natespidgewoodmotherdrunkdriver.png|Nate's mother made a plea bargain for drunk-driving back in 2004.
File:Natespidgewoodparentslawsuit.png|His parents sue other for Nate's retardation.
File:Natespidgewoodparentslawsuit2.png|Part 2
File:Natespidgewoodparentslawsuit3.png|Part 3
File:Natespidgewood20yearsyoutuberage.jpg|Nate flying into a rage for someone reminding him that he is a grown adult.
File:Natespidgewooddaflame.jpg|Nate hates porn btw.
File:Natespidgewoodsearchingemployment.png|Nate asks for employment, with limited success.
File:Natespidgewood3dfurrycharacter.png|Just like his 2D drawings, his 3D artwork of furries is shite.
File:Natespidgewoodgeorge.jpg|[[furfag|Nate's]] original character George The [[Furry|Bunny]].
File:Natespidgewoodgofundme1.jpg|Screenshot of Nate's gofundme page.
File:Natespidgewoodgofundme2.png|What he wants to buy with your hardearned money.
File:natespidgewoodarnytoilet.jpg|His main original character Arny taking a shit.
File:natespidgewoodfurrytoilet.jpg|And here's another furry character of his taking a shit.
File:natespidgewoodfurrytoilet2.jpg|And we get the point he has a furry scat fetish.
File:NateTwitterRage1.png|Nate harassing some furries on Twitter using his sock account to demand them to unblock him.
File:NateTwitterRage2.png|Anything fuels Nate's ragetism. Even being warned to stop.
File:NateTwitterRage3.png|And that's why he's suspended on Twitter.
File:NateArnyFirstMatureDrawing.png|Natey's first NSFW drawing.
File:NateStoneKnightMan.png|Nate's raging worsens over StoneKnightMan reporting his [http://company-bumpers.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Hugh86569 multiple] [http://company-bumpers.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Town658 sock] accounts.
</gallery>}}

==TAKING DOWN TVTROPES BY HAX==
[[File:Nate spidgewood gofundme hacker.png|thumb|Your dollars can help make a difference... [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|DONATE]] NAO!]]

Nate, since he didn't know [[Computer Science III]], he decided he was going to HIRE A [[whore|HACKER]] to [[Taking down ED|take down TV Tropes]]!

He even [http://www.gofundme.com/49e1k8 started a fundraiser to raise $200 dollars] so he could hire a hacker to take down TV Tropes, but all he achieved was [[fail]] (as usual).

The funny part is that TV Tropes has been DDoSed before, and Nate doesn't seem to realize [http://www.ehow.com/facts_5904174_computer-hacking-crime_.html computer hacking is a criminal offense], so had he ever achieved anything other than fail, he [[Dumbass|left his real name, picture, and public address]] on a public website clearly stating his intentions to cause criminal damage to another website.

We would like to add that Nate once vandalised us admitting to fundraising for a hack (again this is a fucking criminal offense), only to dispute that he was hacking TV Tropes in order to "change their policies", which is another crime called extortion. Awesome job, Nate.

==Reaction to This Article==
[[File:OliverSmithNateSpidgewood.png|thumb|upright|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oliver-d-smith-atlantid-tibetanfoothills-markofkri-many-more.17515/page-93#post-1786351 Nate working with] [[Oliver Smith]] in order to try to censor the Interwebs.]]

{{squote|SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THIS FUCKING PAGE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm '''''BORED'''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the truth is, Wikipedia only suspended my editing privileges just '''TWO FUCKING MONTHS''' after I joined TV Tropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I didn't quit TV Tropes '''ENTIRELY'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I left my '''''FIRST''''' account to make ANOTHER one to keep editing because the fucking namespace-loving admins suspended my account and '''TOLD''' me to wait until '''''JULY FUCKING 2ND''''' to be unsuspended even though I'm '''TRYING''' to fucking '''EXPAND''' the website with more stuff that none of the tropers '''EVER''' talked about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''BUT''' when I made a third account on August to apologize to the mods for complaining about their namespace spam shit that's taking over TV Tropes, [http://oi61.tinypic.com/9s5tl0.jpg they fucking told me not to come back '''FOREVER''' and to "Go somewhere else and leave us alone"], which PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, they friggin' '''BETRAYED''' a once-lonely troper like '''ME'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I started '''FLAMING''' them for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BETTER remove this page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, my attempt to hire a hacker last fall is to CHANGE TV Tropes back to the way it was for the '''FUCK''' of it by removing all the new shitty ass "policies", NOT take the website down 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOW someone I initially watched on deviantART (who goes by the name of EnhancedStar) is FLAMING me and BOYCOTTING my artwork because he fucking LEARNED from the troll article '''YOU EDIOTS''' wrote about '''ME'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS, GUYS, JUST TAKE THIS FUCKING PAGE DOWN '''RIGHT FUCKING NOW''' AND MAKE ALL THIS LYING BULLSHIT '''''STOP''''' ALREADY, OR ELSE I'LL FRIGGIN' '''''SUE''''' YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(|Nate, May 2nd 2014}}

== Nate [[Spooge|Spidge]]wood, Psycho Internet Stalker ==
Now that [[Fast Eddie]] is long gone, Nate has another trope wiki founder he fucking hates, GethN7; who runs a competitor to TVTropes called All The Tropes.

Unlike Eddie, though, this terminal [[autist]] has a somewhat thicker skin and collected most of Nate's deranged shitposts and compiled his [[Kimmo Alm]]/[[Moot]] style email exchanges into a series of blog posts [[IDIFTL|for lulz]] and [[for great justice]].

* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2014/06/message-to-nate-spidgewood-grow-up-and.html Message to Nate Spidgewood: Grow up and get a life.]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2014/11/in-which-i-show-exasperation-at-idiocy.html In which I show exasperation at the idiocy of Nate Spidgewood]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2014/12/my-final-exhausted-appeal-to-nate.html My final, exhausted appeal to Nate Spidewood to drop his grudge against TV Tropes]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2015/12/nate-spidgewood-holiday-death-threats.html Nate Spidgewood: Holiday Death Threats Edition]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2015/12/nate-spidgewood-for-new-years-resolve.html Nate Spidgewood: For New Year's, Resolve to Quit Being a Faggot]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/01/nate-spidgewoodsalty-and-crazy-as-ever.html Nate Spidgewood:Salty and crazy as ever]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/04/nate-spidgewood-has-lost-his-freaking.html Nate Spidgewood Has Lost His Freaking Mind]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-whinegina-monolouges.html The Whinegina Monolouges]

The later posts have lots of [[lulzy]] and uproariously [[butthurt]] responses from Nate himself.

=== GethN7 PWNS Nate on /cow/ ===

{{archive|rqiTe|archive of the thread}}

The trope autist decided to share his experiences with Spidgewood on /cow/, and the thread initially looked like it would die on arrival due to the general view being that it looked like a generic NYPA request, this was until Nate showed up to sperg and tard rage like usual.

That is, until Geth warned Nate if he didn't stop, he'd call not only Nate's parents, but also [[The Man]].

Nate didn't take this seriously, until he immediately started backpedaling when the christfag troping autist proved that he wasn't kidding, and told Nate to [[GTFO]] or risk routine asspoundings by [[Bubba]] in [[prison]].

Geth also explained to him in detail exactly why his sperging for several years over namespaces on TV Tropes is a waste of time and that flaming 8chan's /cow/ demanding they remove his ED article is incontrovertibly retarded:

{{squote|I explained this shit to you once, assclown, but for the benefit of everyone else here, I'll do so again.

The namespaces are used because TV Tropes uses an old, customized version of PmWiki, which didn't have MediaWiki style categories to keep everything straight, using a system where "index tags" are placed between items on a page to put them in a namespace and are linked at the bottom in breadcrumb format.
In short, they have to use this to organize things because their wiki has so much crap on it it's a pain in the ass to keep it all straight otherwise, and you tard raging isn't changing things.

The "Wicks" or related pages in a namespace are being sorted that way for reasons described above. Get the bloody tampon out of your asshole and get over it.
Zero cocks examples means posting shit that has no explanation or context. Since they don;t want to confuse people, they don't allow it. Hell, All The Tropes doesn't allow it, and since were the only tropes wikis on the internet, no one agrees with your autism except you.

As for example indentation, it's so shit is organized in a much more readable manner and look a lot less like a run-on sentence. Part of the reason they do this is avoid tl;dr and also because their site software has a crappy wiki parser.

The TRS wick cleanings are part of their effort to keep old links to stuff they moved from shitting up the place. So sorry you hate change, but we also like to clean up certain crap like this, and Wikipedia and any other wiki also does similar stuff, so unless you run your own wiki, you have no power to change things.

Examples not being recent or arguable means you can't stamp you feet on the page to whine about shit you don't like on the page and that you can't treat the site like a newspaper, people will be reading it months or years later, so writing it without making a reference to the present time not only makes good sense, it's basic shit taught in any competent English class.

Weblinks aren't examples like how if I just posted your ED page in the OP and nothing else, it wouldn't explain why you are a spastic asshole well enough. Adding a little thing like "Context", like how I explain what the links meant, explains why you deserve to be a subject of this very thread.

And dude, ED it it's own website, /cow/ is it's own website (technically, a subsite of 8chan, but you get the idea), and TV Tropes is it's own website. None of the three have any connection to each other save possibly some people who post on one or more of them, and you're a deluded moron if you think crying like a bitch here is going to make mean words go away.

As for the pages in the main namespace they want to sort into namespaces, I was there when you autistically kept reverting those pages out of manbaby spite. Give up, faggot, your tard rage will not turn back the hands of time.|GethN7}}

=== GethN7 Catches Nate Lying ===
[[File:NateSpidgewoodCaughtLying.png|thumb|right|I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GETHN7!!!!! (ROLE-PLAY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)]]
It's 2018 and GethN7 along with StoneKnightMan is still on the job hunting down any Nate Spidgewood vermin vandalizing the [[wikia]] pages. However Nate came up with a [[Fail|strategy]] to get GethN7 & StoneKnightMan banned so he can continue creating hacked sock accounts to edit wikia pages his way. That strategy is this: Lying and tricking wikia users and admins to take advantage into doing his dirty work and banning GethN7 & StoneKnightMan. That sucker falling for Nate's lies is TheCoolWikiDude. Nate's strategy of abusing good faith was a brief victory...for a short while until GethN7 undid the bullshit Nate dumped. This resulted in Nate tard-raging and having his sock accounts blocked as always.

After TheCoolWikiDude apologized for believing Nate's bullshit who didn't realize Nate is bullshit, GethN7 reached the point of knowing he had to put an end to Nate Spidgewood's autism rage.

*[http://thefbiwarningscreens.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:5050 GethN7 catches Nate taking advantage on The FBI Warning Screens Wikia] {{archive|sJKjx}}

=== GethN7 Takes Away Nate's Wikia Editing ===

After "[[Bitch|Evil Hitler Bitch]]" GethN7 and "[[Whore|Evil Hitler Whore]]" StoneKnightMan caught Nate using socks again on Wikia, the two [[Hitler|evil Hitlers]] banned him [[over 9000]] times. This time would be the last, though, as Geth finally made first contact with the Wikia admins to globally and permanently ban Nate and strip away his Wikia editing for good! After Nate threw another sperging, shit spewing temper tantrum, he went to do his usual raging at both GethN7 and StoneKnightMan he calls evil Hitlers.

The following message sperging from Nate happened on Wednesday, May 9th, 2018, at 8:41 PM:
{{story|'''Nate: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NOW* I CAN'T EDIT ON WIKIA ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT TO THE FUCKING STAFF ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)'''

'''Geth:''' To Nate,

I don't have any say over that. You want it back, speak with Wikia Staff, but since they globally banned you and took away your ability to edit, I doubt they will change their minds.

I'm also addressing this to your apparent friend, who you seem to be tagging into these emails:

'''Geth's Forward Emails:''' ''I'm an admin on several wikis where Nate has caused trouble and is globally banned from the entire Wikia service. I am simply doing my job keeping him off and reporting him to Wikia like I'm supposed to. If you have any influence over Nate, please advise him to cease this nonsense for his own good.''

''Further, because Nate has been sending me unsolicited threats, I have posted the content of those email on the Kiwi Farms, including email headers with email addresses on the Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Nate's shenanigans, as I want a public record of Nate's activity and anyone who might be involved.''

''Again, I suggest you exercise whatever influence you may have as Nate's associate to convince him to leave me alone and abide by the rules of Wikia.''

'''Nate: I WANT MY EDITING ABILITY BACK, YOU EVIL FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUCNHES YOU AGAIN)'''

(20 minutes later)

'''Stone:''' yea. be sure to keep a lookout for Nate Spidgewood. a ban-evading vandal who keeps abusing multiple accounts o edit and vandalize on wikis. me and geth have been tracking around wikia and getting his socks blocked, reported, and banned. the reason why we are doing this is because:

1: nate has been causing a ruckus on other websites like TV Tropes, Wikipedia, and deviantart. his actions have caught the attention of places like kiwi farms.

2: Wikia has a strict zero tolerance policy for making sockpuppet accounts. if you get banned anmd decided to go back with an alternate account, then you are permabanned and never wanted back, ever.

hope you understand this. Thank you

'''Nate: STOP CALLING ME A "BAN-EVADING VANADAL", YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT BAN-EVADING OR VANDALIZING, I'MT TRYING TO EXPAND THIS WIKI AND OTHERS WITH LEGITIMATE INFORMATION AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE ME, NOT THIS EVIL BITCH GETHN7 WHO HAS BEEN SPREADING LIES AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<'''

'''Stone:''' no. your ban-evading. and i've screencapped this message. to the farms

'''Nate: NO I'M NOT, YOU EVIL HITLER WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT AND THREATENING TO SCREENCAP THIS FOR KIWI FARMS)'''

'''Stone:''' he called me an evil hitler whore. so he thinks im a lady now and an evil hitler bitch like GethN7 LMAO
}}

*[https://community.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:1449039 The final addendum]

=== Nate The Cyberterrorist ===
One month later, Nate thought it would be a good idea to send a chain email to his self-proclaimed evil Hitlers and pretend he's a staff member from the Wikia community by sending a malicious [[Script kiddie|batch file]] named [https://getsharex.com/ ShareX] (a legitimate program for screenshotting, mind you) to fight against vandals and spammers like himself by archiving evidence. Of course GethN7 and StoneKnightMan are really not that stupid to fall for such a innovative trick [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nate-spidgewood-nathaniel-edward-speed-nathaniel43284.2175/page-33#post-3428362 as GethN7 announced on Kiwi Farms that Spidgewood is sending a malware batch file that can "sabotage" your computer if you are a complete dumbass]. By sending this e-mail, Nate officially went from [[troll|vandalizing sperg]] to a [[nigger|cyberterrorist sperg]].

With Geth, Stone, and the Wikia community contacting the Federal Trade Commission in concert over Nate falsely using the trademarks of a commercial entity for the purposes of committing a crime, Nate could face sentences for years for the charges of Repeated Harassment, Attempted Sabotage, and False Impersonation of Trademarks.

{{quote|HOW DARE YOU FUCKING REPORT ME TO THE FTC YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TAKEN AWAY, AND [[Lies|I DIDN'T COMMIT A FRIGGIN CRIME]], [[Truth|I JUST SENT YOU AND STONEKNIGHTMAN THAT VIRUS IN ORDER TO CRASH YOUR SHITTY ASS PC'S]] BECAUSE YOU ASSWIPES DESTROYED MY ABILITIES TO EDIT AND POST ON THE ANIMEFEET, COMPANY BUMPERS AND COMMUNITY WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT, YOU STUPID ASS HITLER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND STONEKNIGHTMAN DESERVE TO BE HACKED OR HAVE YOUR COMPUTERS DESTROYED FOR SPYING ON ME AND FUCKING UP MY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<|Thanks for confessing a crime Nate!}}

=== Nate's New Target: Wikipedia ===
[[File:NateWikipedia.png|thumb|right|Have fun with Nate, Wikifags! He's your problem now!]]

We all know Nate will literally never gives up editing on certain wikias until this mad lolcow disease of a childish little brat in a diarrhea-filled diaper gets what he wants. Unless someone shuts down his internet or takes Nate away to a padded room in a mental hospital for loonies like Nate. When all else fails for Nate getting banned on wikias shielded by the Super Hitler Bros. Geth & Stone, Nate goes after something bigger with a higher risk of getting in more deep shit. [[Wikipedia]]!

On second thought.... Let Wikipedia have Nate. Wikipedia is known for being shit and having [[Ryulong|social justice wikicucks]] white knighting [[Zoe Quinn|certain feminazis]] for good boy points. Nate and Wikipedia are meant for each other. That'll give the wikia pages a breather from the sperging rage of Nate Spidgewood.

=== Nate's TV Tropes Neutered And Super Pissed ===
[[File:NateProfilePic.jpg|thumb|right|[[Laughing out loud|Fear]] the [[Sperg|wrath]] of Nate Spidgewood and his [[Autism|evil diabolic plan]] to [[Cry some moar|boycott TV Tropes]]!]]

Of all the years of vandalizing, torture, and RAGE IN ALL CAPS Nate has been causing, TV Tropes finally did something smart for a change to prevent wild Nate sperg attacks that should've happen for a long time. Switching the account status creation to Pending Approval. With pending approval, Nate can no longer ban evade his way to TV Tropes like [[Donald Trump|Donald Trump's]] wall to keep the [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]] from shitting up America. But we know TV Tropes is his only love life. And like all normal human beings that learns to move on, Nate refuses to give up and not move on with his life. What's his next move you may wonder? Spamming emails to the TV Tropes staff, TV Tropes mods, [[Bad Dudes|The Hitler Dudes]], and a user name fighteer.

The following email spammed from Nate Spidgewood happen on February 1st, 2019, 11:08 PM - 11:09 PM. (60 seconds worth of spam)

{{quote|I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PISSED IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FIRST* YOU DISABLED CONFIRMATION EMAILS FOR ME AND *NOW* YOU *CHANGED* THE FUCKING ACCOUNT CREATION STATUS TO "PENDING APPROVAL" AND STARTED *DENYING* ALL NEW ACCOUNTS JUST TO *DISCOURAGE* ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST CHANGES YOU WIKIPEDIA BASTARDS EVER MADE TO TV *TROPES* SINCE 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''[https://www.gofundme.com/mvyt7z THAT'S WHY I STARTED A NEW FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN AND AM CONTINUING BOYCOTTING YOUR SHITTY NAMESPACES AND YOUR OTHER SHITTY NEW RULES UNTIL YOU CHANGE TV TROPES BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE YOU TOOK OVER AND RUINED IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D:<]''' (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING MASSIVE DOUCHEBAGS TO INNOCENT TROPERS LIKE ME)|Love, Nate Spidgewood.}}

[[File:NatesTVTropesNotWiki.jpg|thumb|center|[[No|Will you donate money to Nate Spidgewood to help him hire a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins?]]]]

You heard it folks. Nate's next diabolical and autistic plan is to create a GoFundMe account to raise $500 to hire a [[hacker]] to hack the TV Tropes admins and change TV Tropes the way Nate's needle boner wants it to be. What Nate's stupidity doesn't realize is that hiring a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins and its site is... what's that word again... oh yeah! '''ILLEGAL!!''' But whatever. It's his life. Let him throw it away for the law to arrest him.

*'''[https://www.gofundme.com/mvyt7z Nate's Hire-A-Hacker Against TV Tropes Admins GoFundMe page]'''
**'''{{archive|5Ruv3|Archived version in case he deletes it}}

==Facts==
[[Image:whinepunchman.png|thumb|right|Nate Spidgewood as <s>One Punch Man</s> Whine Punch Man.]]
'''Nate Spidgewood...'''

*... was kicked out of special ed and middle school in the 7th grade for [[rage|throwing psychopathic temper tantrums]].
*... loves to spam [[lolcow|/cow/]] on [[8chan]] every time there's a new thread about him.
*... lives with his parents Jerry [[meth|Speed]] and Dana Speed.
*... frequently [[watersports|wets himself]] and the bed.
*... gets locked up in his padded room at night by his parents when he tards out too much.
*... deletes and re-uploads his [[snuff|Patreon]] video.
*... is used by his parents to get autism gold because they're too lazy to get a job.
*... asked his parents to change his last name to Spidgewood because Nate thinks it sounds more [[autistic|mature]].
*... gets his mom [[vagoo|Dana Speed]] to help make videos for him.
*... says he's 20 years old.
*... is a furry.
*... yiffs for his original character Arry the Armadillo.
*... has [[OCD]].
*... has a fetish for furries taking a shit anywhere.
*... is a liar and has tricked Wikia users & admins to do his dirty work for him.
*... wants you to "STOP GIVING {{youtube|j-5KCeWL9IY|THIS VIDEO DISLIKES}}." because "IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE [[trolling|JUST BEING DISRESPECTFUL]]." and "IF YOU GAVE IT A DISLIKE, '''[[Serious business|REMOVE IT OR ELSE]]!'''"
*... is a manchild.

==Patreon==
<center><youtube>y79gN5MJFw8</youtube> {{patreon|natespidgewood|Nate's Patreon page}} '''[https://www.youtube.com/user/Spidgewood4000/videos Check out his YouTube video gallery here]'''</center>

===Nate gives money to a furry on Patreon===

[[File:Natespidgewoodyoshiturapatreon.png|center|300px]] 
It might also interest you to know that Nate is also a patron of other projects. For example, due to Nate being a furry degenerate, he gives money to artists like {{Patreon|Yoshitura}} who specialises in making extremely fluffy drawing of furries. Nate will vehemently deny that he is a furry despite all the evidence that he is indeed one, though. [[DO IT FGT|It is clear that Nate feels extreme self-loathing about it, so please do not remind him about the fact that he is a furry]].

===Nate initially refused and took several months to honor paid commissions to his only Patron===

Despite being unproductive and having done nothing noteworthy when it comes to his shitty artwork, one person had the generosity to give him $15 per month on Patreon. Nate promises in his Patreon that he would grant ''free full commissions'' for anyone that gives him at least $15 dollars a month. Do you think that Nate would seize on his obligation to produce artwork once asked and prove those damn naysayers wrong that he was a bone-idle lazy shit who spends all his time ragetarding for not doing shit his way? LOL fuck you.

[[File:Natespidgewoodnothonoringpromisedartwork.png|center|300px]]

The Patron would like to clarify to you that he never even asked Nate to draw furries or mention to Nate anything about furries, this came out of Nate's mouth [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|''completely unprovoked'']], and that he just asked for his commission as promised. This means that Nate is asking for money, in return for '''absolutely fucking nothing'''. He wants you to [[welfare|merely fund his existence with zilch in return]]. Nate wonders why he remains locked in his bedroom by his parents while be used for welfare by them and has absolutely 0 career prospects in his lifetime.

Of course this didn't deter the backer from not trying harder to get the full commissions that Nate promised. He has commented a few times on Patreon in order to see if he can get his furshit drawings. One rejection wasn't going to be enough to stop Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ still did not get a response, so he decided to use some leverage which he knew would make Nate think: his article on ED. Of course, Nate hates it being called "his" ED page because of some autistic bullshit regarding who wrote and owns this page. Of course Nate doesn't try to make things right by actually commissioning the artwork promised and instead whines about us and TV Tropes.

It of course took extra prodding from Jesus Christ for Nate to even hear out his request on the commission. He wants Nate to draw "PuppySky". Who is PuppySky? PuppySky is the admin of 8chan's /furry/, and the picture provided was of the boards mascot, '''[[irony|Nate]]'''. The big J wants Nate to draw him with Nate's own character Arry. Nate gives the OK to both of these propositions. <s>This means Nate now has no excuse whatsoever to not commission JC's artwork, we wait in anticipation.</s>

Of course Nate completely disappears for over a month and Jesus Christ eventually gives up and deletes his pledge, this caught the attention of Nate, who proceeds to message him stating that he was [[fap|"busy with other things"]]. Whether this is because Nate is a lazy fuck or was grounded by his parents we have no clue. All Nate wants for the commission is for Jesus to re-pledge ''even more money''.

<center><gallery>
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit1.png|"Honeybunch fluffball"
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit2.png|"our beautiful furendship"
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit3.png|Jesus Christ mentions ED
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit4.png|Nate's sperging response here
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit5.png|Jesus Christ commission request
File:Puppyskymascotfornatespidgewood.png|What Jesus Christ wants Nate to draw
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit6.png|Nate seemingly accepts.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit7.png|Nate is SUPER busy!
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshitwip.jpg|It's a start.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshitfinal.png|The finished product, really worth the wait?
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit8.png|Nate gets told of the ruse all along.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit9.png|Nate gets his balls busted over his PayPal.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit10.png|Nate gets encouraged to return to /cow/ for further conversation.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit11.png|Nate's dad banned him from 8chan.
</gallery> </center>

==Video Resume: Failed Quest to Get $100==
[[File:Natespidgewoodvideoresumeemail.png|right|100px|thumb|The email exchange]]

A group called "L00T KR3W" managed to hack a big time producers email and then used it to troll Nate into sending them a video resume show that Nate could potentially get hired, and also receive $100 dollars at the same time. Nate of course leapt at the chance, we will quote L00T KR3W about this video, because we're lazy cunts who don't want to write this out:

{{squote|Part-time crayonfag and full-time embarrassment, Nate Spidgewood is the embodiment of everything that autism stands for: assholes who can't acknowledge they're naive, incredibly stupid and who proclaim that everything great is their idea and all the bad shit that befalls them is someone elses' fault.
Having hacked some rich, dumb ass cartoon producer named Santiago Russell, we stole Russell's PayPal account info and his email chains with Nate. Evidently, in the last thread, Russell asked Nate to film a video resume for $100 dollars as a show of good faith that Russell's animation company was interested in discovering and hiring aspiring animators, especially those from difficult backgrounds.

What he got from Nate was a 5 minute BAWWWFEST about evil trolls, demands that Internet apologize to him and reinstate his TV tropes account. Basically all the shit no one in their right mind would care about in a fucking job interview and would more than likely get you banned from the premises if it were spoken in person.

Russell asked Nate to "wear a suit or a nice polo" to show he was serious. Instead, Nate threw on a Goodwill t-shirt and blathered in front of a fucking door for an eternal 339 seconds about nothing.

In order to save Russell the shame of paying for such fucking garbage, L00T KR3W intervened and leaked the vid. We will also leak the email conversation, the full compressed vid and any other info we see fit.

We don't trip. Just wanted you to know that we was legit.|L00T KR3W, doing God's work}}
 

<center><youtube>tvUG2Gd0MkQ</youtube></center>

L00T KR3W have only released a 2 minute excerpt so far, we'll upload the full version once we get our hands on it.

We would like to note one last thing on how retarded Nate is in this section:

When someone pretended to be a cartoon producer and gave him a mere promise of $100 dollars at the end of it, Nate immediately got his mother on the weekend to film this, which took him a total of SEVEN HOURS to shoot and edit.

Somebody on Patreon came along with a 100% VERIFIABLE and GUARANTEED $15 bucks asking for a picture which was promised under the system Nate set out and this faggot won't even sketch a template of the cuntboy he scrawls on the regular.

Do you understand why Nate Spidgewood is not someone to be pitied but to be mocked as the complete and utter emotional invalid that he is?

==Prank Call==

Someone on [[8chan]]'s [[cow/|/cow/]] phoned up Nate saying that he could take Nate's ED article with his hacking powers. Notice how quick Nate is to rage at the caller IRL:

<center><youtube>rFdHwaIvntM</youtube></center>

Apparently enough prank calls have been delivered to Nate to the point where his parents no longer let him use the phone. [[lol wut|He's in his twenties]].

== His ED Accounts ==
This is a documentation of Nate's feeble attempts to get his [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|article taken down]], failing every single one of those attempts, and ending up b& for it. These are all the accounts that he has made, either to blank this article, or rage on contributing users' talk pages about "updating his [[Patreon]] links". [[obvious|Unsurprisingly]], all these accounts are currently banned.

*{{u|Nate Spidgewood}}
*{{u|Nate is Very Angry}}
*{{u|Nate is Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate Hates You}}
*{{u|Nate is SUPER Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate_Hates_You_Even_More}}
*{{u|Nate_Is_SUPER_Angry_Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate_is_ULTRA_Pissed}}
*{{u|NateIsVeryAngry}}
*{{u|NateIsPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsPissedOff}}
*{{u|NateIsSoPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsReallyPissedOff}}
*{{u|NateIsPissedAtYou}}
*{{u|NateIsUltraPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsExtremelyPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsSUPERPissed}}
*{{u|Nate-Is-ULTRA-Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate-Is-SUPER-Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate is EVEN MORE Pissed}}
*{{u|NateIsEXTREMELYPissedOff}}
*{{u|AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH1111111}}
*{{u|NATE IS OUTRAGED111111}}
*{{u|NateisSOHAPPY}}
*{{u|NATEISANGRY1111111}}

==See Also==
*[[ALL CAPS]]
*[[Autism]] - This is his most evident attribute.
*[[Brian Martin]] - Another sociopath hack with a temper tantrum. Currently using illegal bots to make JewTube money.
*[[Chris-Chan]] - Also a sperg raised by bad parenting.
*[[RAEG]] - Nate in a nutshell.
*[[Taking Down ED]] - What he hopes to accomplish.
*[[TV Tropes]] - Nate cannot live without editing TV Tropes like a [[yandere]] going after [[senpai]].
*[[X is not your personal army]]
*[[Misha Silenosti]] - Somebody who might just be as autistic as Nate.

==External Links==
* Nate's Discord: nates.2364 (user ID: 465056222782029824)
* [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nate_Spidgewood His Tropes Mirror Wiki profile]
* [http://tevapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Encyclopedia His ripoff of Wikipedia] - Has barely 10 pages of horribly plagiarized content.
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20120715012431/http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/TheLifeOfNateSpidgewood Wayback Machine link to some self insert fanfic he had on TV Tropes]
* {{yt|u|Spidgewood4000|Nate's YouTube account}}
** {{yt|u|Nathaniel43284|Nate's YouTube sock account}}
* {{linkedin|in/nate-spidgewood-3023954a|Nate's LinkedIn page}}
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/user/nes1995alt/1 Nate's Dailymotion profile]
* {{Gplus|104433107195308403129|Nate's Google+ account}}
* {{Dauser|nate-spidgewood|Nate's Deviantart}} - BALEETED BECAUSE IT'S ALL E.D.'S FAULT!!!!!!!11
* {{lj|natespidgewood|Nate's LiveJournal}}`
** {{lj|nscommunity|Nate's old LiveJournal}}
* [http://natespidgewood.weebly.com/ His art website]
* {{tumblr|nate-spidgewood|His Tumblr blog}}
* {{furaffinity|nate-spidgewood|Nate's FurAffinity account}} - Made it private after ED linked it.
* [http://nate-spidgewood.blogspot.com/ His Blogspot account]
* {{fbid|119270674758550|His Facebook account}}
* {{twitter|natespidgewood|His Twitter}} - Currently <del>active</del> DEAD!!!!!!!.
* [https://www.behance.net/Nate-Spidgewood Nate's Behance account]
* [https://www.paypal.me/NateSpidgewood1995 Nate's PayPal.Me account] - Current money received: $0.00.
* [https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/80I27xKp5Z Nate's Money Bin account] - Current money received: $0.00.
* [http://forum.rottentomatoes.com/user/2813404 Nate's Rotten Tomatoes account]
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/Nate-Spidgewood Nate's Reddit account] - Still screeching and asking Reddit to hack Wikipedia users.
* [http://animefeet.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Nathaniel43284 Nate's Anime Feet Wiki page] - Surprisingly Nate has a furry foot fetish. Currently raging at anyone leaving messages on his wall and calling them [[awesome|Encyclopedia Dramatica fanboys]].
* [https://coub.com/688bb835412d7cf8514eb254d32da173 Nate's Coub account] - Only two cartoon videos posted in February 2018.

===Email Addresses===
*'''AOL:''' [mailto:natespidgewood@aol.com natespidgewood@aol.com]
*'''Gmail:''' [mailto:natespidgewood@gmail.com natespidgewood@gmail.com]

===Links to his Fail===
* {{archive|WpMhG|Nate getting his sockpuppet accounts whacked on TV Tropes}}
* [https://www.change.org/petitions/fast-eddie-and-the-rest-of-the-tv-tropes-administration-bring-back-the-old-tv-tropes A petition to attempt to get Fast Dickhead to quit fucking with his own website] - Needless to say, like all [[Internet petition]]s, all this achieved was [[fail]].
** [https://www.change.org/p/mgm-eon-productions-and-warner-bros-please-close-the-distribution-deal-for-bond-25?recruiter=144310340&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_petition&sharerUserId=144310340&utm_content=nafta_twitter_copy_en_1%3Areal_control Another internet petition to close the distribution deal for Bond 25]
* [https://www.gofundme.com/2mdd4c4 His gofundme to buy "private things"] {{archive|t7kW0|archive}}
** [https://www.gofundme.com/two-drawing-tablets-a-lighttable His GoFundMe to buy two drawing tablet for a total of $600]
* {{archive|RM9To|Nate asking Yahoo Answers how to take his ED article down, all he got was one answer saying "a"}}
* {{archive|AoMwJ|Nate wonders why a famous artist doesn't care to return his emails}}
* {{archive|Is601|Nate wonders why he can't suspend Viacom's YouTube channel on his own personal whim}}
* {{archive|MHhZZ|Nate doesn't like TheRedPenOfDoom}}
* {{archive|YDxsH|Nate moans to Yahoo Answers about how his father and brothers treat him like the manchild he is}}
* {{archive|LJzQJ|Nate wants to add a bank to his PayPal but his parents won't let him call the bank}}
* {{archive|69vX9|Nate complaining about being blocked five times by CoyoteVille because he nagged Coyote about caring for his ''physically afflicted'' mother over updating a webcomic}}
* {{archive|5WBGJ|Nate getting in a edit war on a wiki of fucking company bumpers, almost getting banned over it}}
* {{archive|wK4Up|Nate getting banned on a wiki about FBI warning screens due to endlessly spamming user talk pages}}
* {{archive|xRZfa|Nate getting called out for being an 'asshole' on DeviantArt}}
* {{archive|b2Vph|Nate's sock account Nathaniel43284 on Fur Affinity Forums}}

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Pedophilia

2026-03-02T23:52:26Z

Slots: /* Notable Minor Attracted People */

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{{quote|
<lolwut> I was fapping to underage pr0n of girls that were older than me when I started on /b/ <3
|[[IRC|#ed]]}}

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'''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[æ]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
All pedophiles are universally hated and despised because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.
[[Image:Baby_pedophile.gif‎|right|thumb|Given that its very difficult to prosecute when two minors have sex, some resourceful pedophiles think they may have found a loophole.]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|left|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]

Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see [[nexopia]]) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, [[Jack McClellan]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Jerry Sandusky]], [[Alcon#Freesaiyan|Michael Towers]] and any leading member of [[Christianity|the Roman Catholic Church]]. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by [[Chris Hansen]] might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is {{yt|u|GNRandSTP911|typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys}}. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.
[[Image:Hey Kids, Narnia Is This Way.jpg|right|thumb|If your pedophile alarm doesn't ring, I don't know what will.]]
[[Image:One_thing_tom_knew.png‎|left|thumb|Single pic explanation of Pedophilia.]]
[[Image:Pedodyke.jpg|left|thumb|Pedophiles molest children in Satanic rituals to harness their energy.]]
It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.

==Child Molester Rap==
[[Image:Indifference.jpg|right|thumb|Meh.]]
[[Image:StevePedo.jpg|right|thumb|A famous pedophile.]]
[[Image:Chances.jpg|right|thumb| Don't be a pussy]]
:'''Based on the song "Ha" by Juvenile'''
That's you with that bad ass candy van ha 
That's you that can't keep yo' women ha 
cause you keep fuckin their children ha 
You gotta go to court ha 
You got served a subpoena for child abuse ha 
That was that nerve ha 
You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha 
I know you a child rapist but your rich parents got ya out with money ha 
You ready to fuck one of them children ass ha 
You ain't scared ha 
You know how to play wiv 'em ha 
I know you ain't just gonna let a moralist come and punk you ha 
You know who got the youngest kids in da hood ha 
You know how to groom them in triplets ha 
Shit ain't hard as it seems ha 
You keep your body clean ha 
You got a lot of candy ha 
Some of your friends sell dope ha 
You really want to fuck them children ha 
You show up with them children ha 
You stuck it in them children ha 
:''(Chorus 2X)'' 
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair 
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire 
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child 
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering 
 
You can't do nothing but love little girls ha 
She wants to know what you gonna do next ha 
You brought duct tape with glue ha 
You not even wearing a condom ha 
You tryin to protect your chest ha 
You spent 70 on candy ha 
That ain't yours, girl, that's for your friends ha 
You wanna let these girls play with your rod ha 
You wanna run the child market ha 
You wanna be the only pedo which sells children ha 
You keep your cock hard ha 
You count the money at the end of the night ha 
You on a three day flight to the Caribbean ha 
Your basement full of children there ha 
[[Image:Jimmy-saville.jpg|right|thumb|[[Jimmy Savile|He'll fix it for you...]]]]
[[Image:Fellatio Lesson Priests.gif|right|thumb|Catholic priests in training.]]
You fuckin them children ha 
Your face was on the news last night ha 
You the one that robbed them little creatures of their innocence last night ha 
You meet them in their houses when it's dark ha 
They claim you a thug and you ain't got no heart ha 
You came in her ass on new years eve ha 
You got stuck in that little bitch and couldn't leave ha 
It was hard for her to breathe ha 
:''(Chorus 2X)'' 
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair 
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire 
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child 
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering 
 
[[Image:Diagram_b.jpg|right|thumb|Pedophiles' Guide to Little Girls]]
[[Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|right|thumb|Another Handy Pedo reference chart]]
You got a trespassing charge ha 
That dick got hard ha 
When you were looking at them little girls ha 
You don't know when to quit ha 
That's you with that girl shouting shit ha 
That's you with that candy shit ha 
That's you that's taking them innocence ha 
That little hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha 
You gonna knock that little hoe teeth out ha 
You done switched from ass to mouth ha 
You search for children everytime you leave your house ha 
Them welfare checks arrived ha 
You bout to fuck that girl ha 
You bout to steal another virginity ha 
You gonna treat your children well ha 
You bout to go put the dick in one of these hoes' cunt ha 
When you broke her you drove her crazy ha 
When you paid her in candy you got other kids to fuck ha 
You always on top ha 
You rob some child's innocence ha 
You don't think you can be stopped ha 
You ridin in the candy van with little girls in it ha 
:''(Chorus 2X)'' 
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair 
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire 
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child 
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering 

==Pro activism==
[[File:Kijiji.jpg|thumb|right|internet pedo hunting ground...]]
[[File:Wetdream.jpg|thumb|right|Pedo dreams]]
{{Quote|[The] grotesque delusion that children are innocent white angels, is the cause of an awful lot of damage|Pro-pedophilia activist, Gunnar R. Tjomlid}}
Imitating the disinformation campaign of the [[furries]], organizations like [[NAMBLA]] and social movements like [[childlove]] exist to make [[POSC|kid-fucking]] (specifically [[POSC|boy-fucking]]) seem normal, and seek to make their vile practice totally legal (homosexuality was also regarded as evil and unnatural in the past, but faggots will ignore this fact). Organizations like [[Perverted-Justice]], meanwhile, pretend to exist to hunt pedophile morons (or just general perverted dumbasses) down like dogs, get them arrested, and then post their personal information online for everyone to mock and throw flaming bags of dogshit at. However, neither Perverted-Justice nor [[Chris Hansen]] has actually caught a pedophile, only [[sick fucks]] going after [[16 year old girls]] instead of pedophiles that literally say "if it's eight it's too late." A lot of these Perverted Justice types are passive-aggressive sociopath assholes who pop a [[boner|chubbies]] at the opportunity to ruin [[Mental illness|flawed people's]] lives on television.

In recent developments the [[Batshit_Insane|perfectly reasonable]] government of [[Greece]] decided to sell all the hotels, houses and mortgage the Parthenon in order to be able to spend the last pocket change they have on [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16486416 benefits for the welfare of pedophiles, pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists, exhibitionists and sado-masochists] and then be the first to [[Fail|quit]] the Monopoly game of the [[Europe|European Union.]]

The ones that are anti-pedo usually are just bigots that moved to pedophobia since homophobia is frowned upon in society.

Their "arguments" are usually like:
*"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos dont love children!!!1]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals dont love women)
*"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos raep teh children!11]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals rape women.)
*"[[Logic#Circular_Logic|attraction to children is a sickness because its not natural to be attracted to children!]]"
*"[[Logic#False_Dilemma|if you truly love teh children you cant be attracted to them!]]"
*"[[Logic#Thought-terminating_Clich.C3.A9|ALL the pedos raeps teh children thus is bad!!11"omg]]"
*"[[Your_argument_is_invalid|youre a pedoo your wr00ng"!!1]]"

[[Some argue|Organizations]] like Perverted Justice are composed entirely of illiterate faggots with no sex-lives on a hate trip, claiming that they come across as even more stupid than the pedophiles they are trying to hunt, though again they've never caught a single pedophile, only people after jailbait. By making pedophilia even more taboo, they proudly claim to have actually increased the amount of pedophiles in America by [[over 9,000]] since [[WTC|2001]]. However, the people who argue this are usually pedos themselves and like the owner of corrupted-justice.com, Scott Morrow (a [[Adult baby|diaper wearing faggot]]), they have little concept of the fact that pedophilia is already [[Doing It Wrong|taboo]]. '''You can't get much more taboo than fucking children.''' It is not known how you force a pedophile underground further, although it's probably something to do with the [[Suicide|self-pwnage]] of Perverted Justice "victims".

[[Disney]] has been known to endorse pedophilia, such as in the lesser-known [[furry]] movie ''The Rescuers'', and [[Rangerphiles]].

Mr. Mac teaches you how to get the [[handjob|job]] done:

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*[http://www.mrmac.com/missionary/index.phtml Utah's version of Mr Mac]

==On teh internets==
[[Image:Textbookpedo.jpg|Text-book pedo talk.|thumb|right]]
The REALLY stupid pedophiles are found in [[Internet]] [[chat rooms]], [[Not4chan]], [[Anontalk]], and [[IRC]] under names like "bunnyHoney22", "Markos", "velocity7", "Foehammer95", "burntheprettyones", "fungirlL00k1ingforguyz", or "iwanttorapeuanally". For the people who can actually use a computer, there are on-topic imageboards, hosting services and Gnutella, available on any darknet (including Freenet, [[Tor]] and I2P). In the words of Raptor Jesus: "Turn a stone and you shall...IS DAT SUM CP, [[FUKKEN SAVED]]." They also exist on [[LJ]], targeting [[12 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]]. Various [[Wikipedia|Pedophile Support Communities]] are found all over the [[internets]].

Extensive [[Science#Unnatural_science|scientific]] research has shown that, ''BTW'', {{wayback|http://www.petitsfilous.co.uk/html/play-marine.html|20070428111638|title=some}} kids are totally [[asking for it]]. However, [[Common sense|everybody knows]] that this is a load of [[shit]].

Below is an example of a cultural phenomenon which has emerged in the past two decades, that of the almost-[[JB]] acting like non-JB which is weird even though they're obviously only attractive to [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] and other 11 year olds, so, yeah, confusion probably. If they stripped off, they'd be [[CP]] and you'd get fucking [[V&]], sunshine. Contrary to popular belief, the behavior below is not why girls on YouTube are victims of [[surprise sex]] but rather a manifestation of a change in media demographics and a slackening of parental controls on increasingly difficult to censor communication mediums. This has been emergent since the 1980s and is now reaching crisis point.

Of course, they ''could'' just be totally [[asking for it]].

==Foreigners==
<center>'''JewTube video showing a national treasure of Australia, [[Geoffrey Leonard]].'''</center>
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{{quote|Alright, grub. KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH! Grub."|[[Geoffrey Leonard|Crazy Australian Pedophile]] 2:59}}

Australia's youngest pedophile, [[Morgan Bye]].

In [[England]] and its colonies, where the main language isn't Spanglish, pedophiles are known as "paedophiles" (pronounced ''"Pee - Doh - Files"''). "Paedophiles" successfully avoid capture, year after year, due to the difficulty of spelling this word correctly on legal paper work. Because it's so hard to spell, pediatricians in the UK are regularly mistaken as pedophiles and attacked by angry mobs; see [http://archive.fo/hFbq this story.]

 
[[image:The_REV.jpg|500px|frame|center|Archetypal English Sunday-School Teacher]]
 

The massive amount of taxpayer expense involved in these judiciary blunders is why the [[age of consent]] in those areas was lowered to 16. Pedobear suggests Iceland where the age of consent is 14. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Faroe Islands are also recommended where the age of consent is 5.

England now has a site dedicated to naming and shaming pædophiles; or, as they are more commonly known, "nonces". (Brit slang circa 1970).

[http://www.redwatch.org.uk/noncewatch/ Noncewatch] '''(BALEETED)''' is an offshoot of the website [http://www.redwatch.co.uk/indexx.html Redwatch] '''(BALEETED)''', a "Hit List" database run by a conglomerate of mouthbreathing Aryan Nation fucktards that lists home addresses and other private information about the pinko commie scum of England (i.e., anyone who denies the supremacy of the white race, believes in evolution, or called them names in grammar school). Not surprisingly, the British establishment, seriously lacking in [[lulz]], have attempted time and again to get the site closed.

Despite the overwhelming evidence that the majority of pædophiles who target the same sex do not identify themselves as homosexual and have a history of exclusively heterosexual adult relationships, they often list run-of-the-mill [[faggots]] who have no connection with child pornography at all.

In the middle east, it is perfectly legal for older men to marry children as young as 10 years old.

{{quote|A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she's too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her."|[[Muslim|Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh ]], speaking from Osama Bin Laden's recent wedding.}}

==Treatment==

[[File:Girl in swimsuit.jpg|right|250px]]

Right wing duffucks the world around have staunchly resisted appeals to replace the [[death]] penalty with the more progressive [[rape]] penalty, denying prisoners invaluable medical treatment and [[fat]] patrons the opportunity to spend money and become [[YouTube]] sensations putting little bitch pedos in their proper place. Despite this ideological intolerance, American prisons have engaged in a successful strategy of decriminalization that virtually ensures that each and every pedo will receive the opportunity to be [[buttfuck]]ed on multiple occasions by fellow prisoners with adult physique. While the program hasn't been implemented widely enough to see a large-scale benefit, there is already a small but significant fraction of pedos who claim to have been cured by this technique, and there is every reason to hope that ultimately they can all be recruited to a more standard bottom role in normal society.

==Pedo videos==
:''See also: [[PedoBear#A few of his favourite things...|a bear's collection of songs and videos]] which are relevant this this subject matter''

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|<center>'''How pedophiles use online games to molest children''' </center> <youtube>kx4ixXQFUQY</youtube>
|<center>'''Do the ''Sex Offender Shuffle''!''' </center> <youtube>VfCYZ3pks48</youtube>
|<center>'''What little boy lovers dream about'''</center> <youtube>1krP1WWsTqY</youtube>
|<center>'''Oooh-yeah! Lolis!'''</center> <youtube>8Q7FFjUpVLg</youtube>
|<center>'''The Notorious Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'''</center> <youtube>zUnhfvGdmmw</youtube>
|<center>'''Shake it, lil girl!'''</center> <youtube>pjyWdu6Cklg</youtube>
|<center>'''Lazytown: pedo's delight'''</center> <youtube>IZuqZGC4nHE</youtube>
|<center>'''A pedo gets pwned by a demented loli with DubStep'''</center> <youtube>2cXDgFwE13g</youtube>
|<center>'''How to pretend to be 10 years old'''</center> <youtube>xZHq4CQekTY</youtube>
|<center>'''Kids these days sure don't make it easy to stay clean'''</center> <youtube>GUCobEilOa4</youtube>
|<center>'''Encouraged during the FDR administration under the New Deal'''</center> <youtube>WLLSqpYyPD8</youtube>
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==Using religion to subvert the system==
{{main|Metzizah b'peh}}
Mohel's and other circumcisers get hard (or sometimes wet) from the idea of playing with an infants penis, and cutting into it with sharp objects. Feminist man-hating pedo's love this most, but 40 something year old pedo males with doctorates love it as well. The Jewish Pedo Mohel especially loves sucking the penis of the boy after cutting the boy, getting hard, and cumming in his pants (a ritualistic Jewish ceremony known as the bris milah). That is the best part!

Their only guilty pleasure is an inncent hug...(please note that over 90% of Irish Catholic priests are pedos).

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==Terms and Types==
===Babies===
[[Image:Mohel_suck.jpeg|thumb|Jewish baby get's his first blow job!]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Nepiophilia|Neophilia]]'''/'''Infantophilia''': Also known as [[baby fuck]] (IT'SSS AWWRIGHTTT!!!), these pedos fuck the shit out of babies for their plushy-textured vaginas. [[Truth|No one knows if this is even possible, as an infant's vagina would be probably really fucking hard to squeeze into (unless their dicks are really really small).]] News reports claim that 1-year olds are regularly raped in [[Zimbabwe]] because people there believing deflowering a virgin cures [[AIDS]], but since all babies born in Zimbabwe are AIDS babies, the opposite occurs.
*'''[[Toddlercon]]''': Porn for Infantophiles who want more mature women

===Pre===
[[Image:A0005405 782590.jpg|thumb|What hebephilies go after. Can you really blame them?]]
*'''[[Childlove]]''': Remember-It's a child's RIGHT to be fucked! And if they tell no one will believe them anyways.
*'''Nineyophilia''': a special [[pedophilia|will to pleasure]] girls, only at the age of 9. People who have this sickness like to [[buttsecks|love-kiss]] little girls in the shower.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Pederasty|Pederasty]]''': Raping little boys is EDUCATIONAL!
*'''Pedosexual''': Alternate term. Pedophiles prefer it because they think it makes pedophilia sound like a normal sexual orientation. Anti-pedos prefer it because it reminds people that pedophiles don't love children and only want to have sex with them, as opposed to necrophiliacs who really do fall romantically in love with dead bodies.
*'''Korephilia''': Attraction to female preteens by adult women; i.e. lesbian pedophilia.

===Pubes===
[[Image:M_158277c85ed0aba18a15d6fe87a119b5.jpg‎|frame|An experienced pedophile]]
[[Image:Givechildren.jpg|thumb|Professional Child [[Prostitute|Prostitutes]] provider]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Hebephilia|Hebephilia]]''': Enjoys pubescent Jewish pre-teens, plain and simple. [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Perverted-Justice]] target this type of person a lot of the time. [[NathanR]] and [[Brian Peppers]] were also busted for this. Real pedophiles like the people at [[Anontalk.com]] consider this so old that they're disgusted by it. [[Wikipedia:Hebe (Marvel Comics)|Marvel]] and [[Wikipedia:Hebe (mythology)|myths]] show that Hebe was actually the Greek goddess of youth, and Herakles wife besides that.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Ephebophilia|Ephebophilia]]''': Like Hebephilia, but instead of 11-14, it's 13-17, which is even less pedo, though still legally defined as "child," wink wink. [[Wiktionary:ephebe]] defines the etymology as "A young man, especially an 18-20 year old in ancient Greece undergoing military training." so who knows how this came to be.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Chronophilia|Teleiophilia]]''': Gets off only on larger, hairier children who can vote, buy cigarettes, and might be wrinkly. A common symptom of this disorder is the unavoidable urge to spend time on the [[telephone]], thus the name.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Gerontophilia|Gerontophilia]]''': Gets off on [[old people|shrunken thin-skinned children]] who don't need to earn money & often take pills to have erections. Their caregivers often restrict their [[cake|candy]] intake since they have a tendency to get [[Diabeetus|hyper]]. They sometimes nickname their victims 'elders' because their sweat tastes as sweet as elderberries since they sneak so much candy regardless.
*'''[[Necrophilia|Negrophilia]]''': As the elders continue to shrink, they enter a period of [[Death|hibernation]] under the earth during which point they continue to lose weight and become very [[anorexic|neotenic]]. Their [[negro|skin blackens]], and eventually with the assistance of the Negrophile who is an expert at digging, they emerge from the earth as [[an negro]] who, in appreciation, offer themself to the negrophile's wim. Negrophiles have a tendency to allow their [[insect]] friends sloppy seconds, at which point they indulge their [[vore]] fetish. Often, the [[Happy Negro|negro is so sexually satisfied]] by being gangraped by the negrophile and bug friends that they will pass out for [[at least 100]] centuries. Some of the females who don't get off may [[zombie|relocate for additional sex]].

==The Pedo-Stache==
As a means of "hiding in plain sight" pedophiles have learned to uniquely brand themselves in such a way as to make themselves easily recognizable to each other while still being able to avoid notice of the general public. One of their "trademarks" if you will is the pedo-stache, most often worn as an unkempt, straight across the mouth, pencil or pseudo chevron style. Often the product of not being man enough to grow a real mustache, the look can likewise be found on most teens who are sorely attempting to compensate for a lack of pube growth.

{{cg|Pedo-Stache Gallery|PedoStacheGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Megandad.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, pedophile and father of [[hypocrite|Chrissie]] [[psychopath|Barmore]] aka [[YouTube]] [[attention whore|reply whore]] [[MeganSpeaks]].
Image:NYHETER-13s08-JACKSON-71_368.jpg|Your average 13-year-old girl on [[IRC]]. This man was [[pwned]] by Denny's.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Marc_Dutroux.jpg|Marc Dutroux, an experienced Belgian pedophile, often praised for his [[Rape|achievements]].
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Gary_Schultz.jpg|Covered for pedo friend [[Jerry Sandusky]].
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Kevin_Patrick_Bath.jpg|Noted children's book author and convicted pedophile.
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Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Robert_Young.jpg|Registered sex offender who was allowed by friends to freely rape their daughter. Srsly.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_1.jpg
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_2.jpg
File:Pedofag.jpg|Pedophile from Colorado
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Joey_Pierce.png|Publicly posted countless dozens of nude pictures of his son on FB.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Mysterious_Skin.jpg|Hollywood loves to use the pedo-stache for their on-screen child molesters.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Kick_Ass.jpg
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Retarded.jpg|The chromosomally deficient very often have pedophilic tendencies.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_3.jpg
Image:FCYTravis.jpg
Image:Brian_Mueller.jpg|[[Brian Mueller]] who finds being exposed as a pedo is less shameful than his self-released noodz.
Image:Pedostache_-_7_Year_Old_Sexual_Assault.jpg|Brentley Jason Byers [http://www.krem.com/news/crime/child-requires-surgery-after-being-sexually-assaulted-by-father-officials-say/459324991 arrested and charged with statutory rape of a child by an adult].
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==Galleries==
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Image:Living the dream.jpg
Image:A different temperature on each side.jpg
Image:Hitler-Girl-1935.jpg
Image:Pedothreadqf1.jpg
Image:StalkerIRL.png|[[Pedo Scarface|Stalker pedophile]]... as you can see, a [[sick fuck|normal person]]
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File:Mohammed Penis Little Girl.jpg
File:She3.jpg|She 3, but that mouth 18
Image:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn]] likes to get naked in daycare centers.
Image:Ancient greek pedo.gif|in [[Greece]] it's [[baby fuck|Awwww-Right!]]
Image:Brendon_the_pedo.jpg|An [[emo]] has the right to [[baby fuck]] too
Image:Angrypedo.jpg|AngryAussie secretly exposed.
Image:Coonandkids.jpg|A typical pedophile. Also a [[nigger]]. There can't be a connection...
Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|You gonna get raped by [[furries]].
Image:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|Proof that pedos don't go public.
Image:Glittercustoms.jpg|Anything to declare, Mr. Glitter?
Image:Putinpedo.jpg|Pedophilia, all right in Russia! [http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/putins-kitten-kiss/2006/07/07/1152240474318.html]
Image:ED_Bidna_pic.jpg|Pedophiles in our school system!
Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|[[Chris Hansen|"Why don't you have a seat over there..."]]
Image:SheikhAbdulAzizAl-Sheikh.jpg|All praise [[Allah]] for Sharia law!
Image:Dariuscock.jpg|A girl about to get pwnd.
Image:Pedowolf.jpg|Unfortunately, NOT ALL PEDOS ARE AS OBVIOUS AS THIS.
Image:Toothytheclown.jpg|A pedophile's ideal job.
Image:Freddy_gulersh.jpg|He see's [[gay|dead]] people
File:Nigger Pedophile 11.jpg
Image:Santa Clause.JPG|Watches your children.
Image:Pecina1_copy.jpg|Your average pedophile at play/work.
File:British Man Jailed for Pedophile Doll.jpg|Careful, pedos! Fucking loli dolls gets u v& now
Image:Vacant_seas.jpg|Pedophilia in action.
Image:Dlthorn13-dick-on-dead-fuck-trophy.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] rubs his dick on dead baby photos.
Image:Dancilley.gif|Notable sexual predator, [[Dan Cilley]].
Image:Pedoedspiderman.jpg|Spiderman was a victim of pedo rape as a young lad.
Image:Itunespedo.png|Some pedophiles don't cover their tracks very well.
Image:Russellthepedo.jpg|So, I heard you like to fuck 16-year-old pregnant girls with kids?
Image:Pedfam.jpg|This child will get his mouth washed out with cock.
Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|[[Gorgeous George]] encourages rubbing "Dongs with you Daddy"
Image:Jonopeckchasingkids.JPG|Pedo Clown
Image:pedoeatsshit.jpg|Yes, pedophiles will eat shit for minors.
Image:PedophilePimp.jpg|A pedophile pimp
Image:Mjapproves1.jpg|post this on [[not4chan]] in the [[shota]] section for [[lulz]].
Image:Pedofagguycomic.jpg|[[A FUCKING POKEMON|A FUCKEN DOLLAR MAN!!!]]
Image:Donald1.jpg|Pedophile engineer emerges from his disguise.
Image:Foley shota.jpg|[[Mark Foley]] dreams about fucking [[13 year old boy|13 year old boys]].
Image:childPredator.gif|Pedophiles have given The Child Predators a bad name.
Image:Youtube butthurt over pedodad.jpg|A [[YouTube]] butthurt over his pedophile dad's surprise buttsex.
Image:MistyStuffer_PedoTruth.JPG|[[FA|MistyStuffer]] is proud to be a pedo.
Image:Logan Don 2005.jpg|A [[vampire]] seducing a [[shota]].
Image:Pugalbear.jpg|Pedobear's illegitimate [[azn]] son, Pugalbear.
Image:Loli Knifing Guy.gif|This [[loli]] knows the proper way to treat pedos.
Image:merrychristmas.jpg|The Penguin from Batman: world-renowned pedophile, hard at work.
Image:Pedo fork.png|[[CWC|Pedo fork]]
Image:Pedo-kiddie-ride.jpg|Disturbing children's ride made by pedos simulates gay [[furry]] sex.
Image:Chadsyphrett-pedo.PNG|Girls on [[DeviantART]] are something favored by a [[ChadSyphrett|certain pedo]].
Image:Hamas_wedding.jpg|Collective hamas wedding with 13 years old girls.
Image:Cleverb&.jpg|Even A.I. loves Loli!
Image:Deviantartpedobingo.png|You might cross everything in the box.
Image:Megandad2.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, child molester and [[Criminal Scum|criminal]] terrorist.
Image:90 days for child porn.jpg
Image:Asa_nude_with_his_kid.jpg|[[Asalieri]] playing hide the snake in the tuna cave with his [[incest|daughter]].
Image:Brian_Collinge_penis_goes_where.jpg| Sometimes pedos are lolcows also.
Image:AntifaNamblaSupport.jpg|[[Antifaggot|Antifaggots]] and Namblafaggots team up against white supremacy and pedo bashers.
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===Necessities===
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Image:Pedo-diapers.jpg|Keeps your kids fresh!
Image:Pedogame1.png||An [[RPG]] game for pedophiles, there is a market for everything.
Image:Jailbait Collection.JPG|If you don't have the limited edition complete Jailbait Collection, you're officially not a pedophile.
Image:Underage Pussy.jpg|For men who like 'em [[Toddlercon|fresh out of their mother's vagina.]]
Image:TB Cunt.JPG|You must have the Teeny Bopper Pussy, or you can consider yourself just "good with children"
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Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|Into incest? You'll need to know what you're limited to and what's open!
File:Toypedo.jpg|get em started early in life!
Image:Cphand.jpg|the hands of a pedo
Image:Rugrats love doll.jpg|baby love doll

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===Starlet-Worthy===
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Image:EmilyGraceReavesPedobear.JPG|You Know You want Her!
Image:StephaniePedo.jpg|Stephanie like to Give Pedo a Blowjob Anytime!''
Image:MadisonPettisPedo.JPG|PedoBear Love Her!''
Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|This Pedobear Love Stephanie Tanner!
File:Stephanie-lazy-town.gif|Julianna Rose Mauriello has been legal since 2009 but the pedos prefer the past
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Image:PedobearAndMadisonPettis.JPG|Pedobear met the girl of his Dream!
Image:MichellePedo.jpg|Typical Scene from ''Full House''.
Image:PedobearMadisonPettis.jpg|Pedo got a wet dream of this girl.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
[[Wikimania]]
===Notable Minor Attracted People===
[[File:Married at 9 daily mirror 1 feb 1937.jpg|thumb|300px|The good old days]]
[[File:Marriage at 7 news chronicle 18 feb 1939.jpg|thumb|Moar traditional conservative values]]
[[File:Five year old mother sunday post 9 september 1940.jpg|right|200px]]
[[Image:Sexy_Old_Mann.jpg|thumb|"wut r u wearin?"]]
[[Image:Monkey_dust_PFG.jpg|This is how they deal with pedos in Britain.|thumb]]
*[[Avery Chicoine]]
*[[Aydin Paladin]]
*[[Bashurverse]]
*[[ButLova]] - A sick butt-obsessed untalented furry/inflation/farting/scat pedophile from DeviantArt.
*[[Chuckle Brothers]]
*[[Comicality]]
*[[Cyril Smith]]
*[[Dahvie Vanity]]
*[[PETA#SPECIAL MENTION: Warwak|Dave Warwak]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Danny Elfman]]
*[[Deeker]]
*[[Diaperfur]]s
*[[Dynacatlovesme]]
*[[Fergie Olver]]
*[[EDP445]]
*[[Gary Glitter]]
*[[Genshin Impact]] Players
*[[Geoffrey Leonard]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[James M. Hardiman]] - A furry pedo.
*[[John Mark Karr]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[LoganSperman2]]
*[[LordZedd16]]
*[[LtFlagger]]
*[[James Terry Mitchell Jr]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]]
*[[Jonathan Gaskins]]
*[[Jonathan Ross]]
*[[Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer]]
*[[LionMaker Studios]]
*[[Mando Romano]]
*[[Matthew Sammon]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Michael Woodmansee]]
*[[Minecraft]] Youtubers
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Onision]]
*[[PedoBear]]
*[[Pedo Owen]]
*[[Philip Anthony Thompson]]
*[[Abortion|Pro-lifers]]
*[[MeganSpeaks|Ricky Lee Barmore]]
*[[R. Kelly]]
*[[Rootbrian]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Shaycarl]]
*[[Stephen Sample]]
*[[Swirlface]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[The Prophet Muhammad]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[TomPreston]]
*[[Updownmostly]]
*[[Vtubers]] and vtuber watchers
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<s>Viril</s>]] [[Shit nobody cares about|Not actually notable]], just a [[EDF6|massive faggot]].
*[[VonHelton]]
*[[Zeriara]]

===Platforms===
*[[Anontalk.com]]
*[[Boychat]] -A chat website for pedophiles
*[[Catholic Church]]
*[[Chat Avenue]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Christian Boy Love Forum]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Roblox]]
*[[Lb-69]] - A site where pedophiles fap to underage [[Thailand|Thai]] [[ladyboys]].
*[[Motherless]]
*[[NAMBLA]]
*[[NeoGAF]] - Fat paedophiles in denial.
*[[Not4chan]]
*[[Second Life/Logs#Ninja Troll versus the Pedophile|''Second Life'']] - is a good place for pedos!
*[[The AR Archive]] - They love them some babyfuck.
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Adopt-a-User|You can start here]] the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent
*[[Vyond]]

===Advocates For Pedophilia===
*[[Jeffree Star]]
*[[Pedophilia apologia|Pedophile Apologists]]
*[[Shane Dawson]]
*The [[Pope]]
*[[Queen Elizabeth II]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]
*[[YouTube Vigilantes]]

===Anti-Pedophile Legion===
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Doctor Phil]]
*[[Mission: MySpace]], and [[internet humanitarian]]s in general

===Related Concepts===
*[[Archive.is]] -- [[fukken saved]]
*[[Baby Fuck]]
*[[Kidnapping]]
*[[Kodomo no Jikan]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Lolita]]
*[[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
*[[Raping Little Suzy]]
*[[Shota]]
*''[[Softpaw Magazine]]'' - For the furries

==External Links==
===Lulz===
*[http://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713 The science of the 'pedosmile']
*[http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Child-Behavior/7-year-old-girl-who-masterbates-at-school/show/278336 My 7 yo daughter can't stop masturbating]
*[http://www.pedosmiles.com/Contactus.html PedoSmiles contact list]
*[http://video.kxly.com/watch.php?id=1104 Sex Offender Island]- A real place in [[USA|Washington State]] where pedos can [http://www.askearth.com/go/view_request?request=119364 live in harmony for life]!
*[http://www.oprah.com/community/thread/110361- "Teenage girls...shaving pubic hair..!"]
*[http://amiapedo.com "Am I a Pedo? - Online Self Help Utility"]
*[http://movies.yahoo.com/profiles/sherriehansen007?guid=WBWOM2SFEQRQUCSSNNV3RSY6P4&ys=c8GJsSzOaobXBIXOsNXA6Q-- Creepy Movie Reviews by a Pedo]
*{{yt|u|MeganSpeaks|The queen of attention whoring has a dad that's arrested in Whitfield County, Georgia for child molestation.}} Both her and one of her boyfriends get [[butthurt]] if someone talks about it.

===Genuine appreciators of unused-virgin-pussy===
*[http://anonym.to/?http://jbhc.in/ "Jail Bitches Hard Core"] - no, no pedos are here for sure
*<del>[http://www.attractedtochildren.org AttractedToChildren.org]</del> BALEETED
*<del>[http://12chan.crabdance.com 12chan] - for sick fucks of the age around 21</del> BALEETED
*[http://newgon.com Newgon.com] - "Research indicates that -"
*[http://www.youthrights.org National Youth Rights Association]
*[http://www.nambla.org NAMBLA]
*[http://www.alicelovers.com Visions of Alice]
*[http://www.deeker.com Deeker] Pedo in every way of the word the dude is a freak enter the site at your own risk. and he thinks "ONLY BOYS SHOULD WEAR DIAPERS! (that kind of pedo)
*ASSTR.org
**[http://www.asstr.org/~WillSomers Will Somers' Happy Kids in Kikky Skirts]
**<s>[http://www.asstr.org/~velocity Velocity's Lolita Bondage] - where the pedos like to tie up little girls</s> Link Dead
*<del>[http://www.falwell.com/Jerry Falwell.com] - Because he ''loved'' children.</del> BALEETED
*[http://www.dadsanddaughters.org dads and daughters.org]
*[http://doujinland.com www.doujinland.com] Filled with comics [[Michael Jackson]] and [[Pedobear]] would enjoy.
*[http://www.weloveteengirls.com WeLoveTeenGirls.com] - Notice there is no Terms of Use or any other lawsuit page.
*<del>[http://www.2doujin.com 2doujin.com] - Can pedo enjoy anymore than this.</del> BALEETED
*[http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com WouldYouHitThis.com] - The creepiest place on the net.
*<del>[http://www.wearelittlestars.com WeAreLittleStars: Pedophile Heaven]</del> BALEETED BUT STILL IN ALL PEDO'S HEARTS
*[http://www.wpxi.com/news/18773746/detail.html Even police departments aren't sacred from kiddy diddling.]

====Personal====
*[http://www.myspace.com/cornfieldslam The Cemetery Rapist]
*[http://www.girlslife.com/ GirlLove]
*[http://www.99chan.in/dizs DisneyStars]

===Anti===
*[http://www.nopedo.org NOpedo.org]. Help [[Raelian| Rael]] save the children from the [[Catholic|Pope]]!
*[http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org Warriors for Innocence] - the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent.
*[http://jackmcclellan.com Jack McClellan] - a site that exposes pedophile Jack McClellan.
*[http://samvak.tripod.com/pedophilia.html The Roots Of Pedophilia]
*http://www.perverted-justice.com Some of Perverted Justice's advice to parents: ''Despite the controversy of video game violence, video games are an easy way to occupy computer time. After all, if your child is playing a video game, they are not in chatrooms being groomed by predatory pedophiles. We at Perverted-Justice.com firmly believe that killing characters in virtual reality is 10,000 times healthier than being perved in real life. (Assuming your child isn't playing on Xbox Live or Playstation Network, that is...)''
*[http://wikileaks.ch/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols FBI's super seckrit guide to pedophile symbols]
*[http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/sdarcy2?ref=sgm Who the fuck is sdarcy and why is their facebook here?]

===Anti-Anti===
*[http://www.corrupted-justice.com Corrupted-Justice] oops down, [https://web.archive.org/web/20121017152338/http://www.corrupted-justice.com/ they shut in 2012]
*[http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=0&page=0&EntryID=2858029&CategoryID=72&get=1&adTopicId=16&keyword=politics&xargstringp=&xargstringn=&lastpagesent=2&Mytoken=0FDB074C-E9B6-47F6-A8916B5CAD279BDB35603381 Guy on MySpace boldly defends pedophilia.] (also down)
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3915470596 Known supporter of antilulz] (also down)
*[http://www.debate.org/debates/Pedophilia/1/ This person]; "All these sexual taboos we have today are so unnatural — not the taboos themselves, but the being of them. I'm sure all of our first reaction to the notion pedophilia is, like, ewww. The reaction is shared by me too. But let's give pedophiles some slack. They didn't choose their orientation; and the very reason they are bad isn't because there is actually anything wrong with what they want to do, but because of our instinctive reaction to call them bad. Hopefully, as history moves forward, we can become more accepting of one another's sexual dispositions. Hopefully, as pedophilia becomes more accepted by society, the possible psychological trauma children might receive will lessen. Hopefully, a more accepting day will come."
*[[Reddit]] is full of pedos and their "apologists". Example: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lf6l7/iama_closet_pedophile_in_my_early_20s_ama/][https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g9jti/iama_pedophile_ama/] {{archive|vdfhi|Gawker 1}} {{archive|yWyRD|Gawker 2}} {{archive|rQwej|Jezebel}}
*[http://www.b4uact.org/ B4U_ACT] is pushing to get pedophilia removed from the DSM.

===Helpful YouTube Documentary===
*{{ytlink|uZDGWICVQ3w|Part 1}}, {{ytlink|rVKf-HGzBSs|Part 2}}, {{ytlink|PFMsx0mjWrM|Part 3}}

<code></code>===How to troll pedophiles?===
*Chop off their penises with weapons (mainly males)
*Go ask them about therapists
*Call [[Chris Hansen]] or [[FBI]] just to take these pedos down
*Call them out for their disgusting bullshit
*Set them all as registered sex offenders

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Discord

2026-03-02T01:50:41Z

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{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

{{fv|video|background-color:white|font-size:120%|[[File:thesadtruthaboutdiscord.webm]]}}

==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

{{clear}}

== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself is full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

Since it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] previously on February 5, 2023, the server has a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is [[fake]] or unofficial.</s> [[Lie|It has returned since then.]]

In early 2026, [[faggots]] began shut down one of the discord servers because they were [[butthurt]] about [[Ae-tan|Ae-tan's]] supremacy. Chet, konrad, and [[fat|denard]] have been missing since. Reports about their whereabouts can be filed directly to any of [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/nisse.17/ Nisse's] latina porn threads on the [[EDF|forums]].
[[File:Screenshot 2026-03-01 204245.png|thumb|haha! you stupid chudito! i've reported your discord server to my true and honest friends! [[ED]] will [[never]] have another discord again!]]

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord featuring solid konrad]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25%'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">

File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
</gallery>
|}}

 
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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Discord

2026-03-02T01:47:35Z

Slots: /* The ED Discord Server */

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<center><div style="color: blue;">@everyone</div></center>
{{Rainbowsmall|YOU'RE A NIGGER AND FAGGOT LOL!!!}}
{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

{{fv|video|background-color:white|font-size:120%|[[File:thesadtruthaboutdiscord.webm]]}}

==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself is full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

Since it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] previously on February 5, 2023, the server has a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is [[fake]] or unofficial.</s> [[Lie|It has returned since then.]]

In early 2026, [[faggots]] began consistently shutting down the discord servers because they were [[butthurt]] about [[Ae-tan|Ae-tan's]] supremacy. Chet, konrad, and [[fat|denard]] have been missing since. Reports about their whereabouts can be filed directly to any of [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/nisse.17/ Nisse's] latina porn threads on the [[EDF|forums]].
[[File:Screenshot 2026-03-01 204245.png|thumb|haha! you stupid chudito! i've reported your discord server to my true and honest friends! [[ED]] will [[never]] have another discord again!]]

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord featuring solid konrad]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25%'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">

File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
</gallery>
|}}

 
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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File:Screenshot 2026-03-01 204245.png

2026-03-02T01:43:56Z

Slots:

haha! you stupid chudito! i've reported your discord server! you'll never be allowed another one again!

Discord

2026-03-02T01:41:57Z

Slots: /* The ED Discord Server */

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<center><div style="color: blue;">@everyone</div></center>
{{Rainbowsmall|YOU'RE A NIGGER AND FAGGOT LOL!!!}}
{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

{{fv|video|background-color:white|font-size:120%|[[File:thesadtruthaboutdiscord.webm]]}}

==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself is full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

Since it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] previously on February 5, 2023, the server has a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is [[fake]] or unofficial.</s> [[Lie|It has returned since then.]]

In early 2026, [[faggots]] began consistently shutting down the discord servers because they were [[butthurt]] about [[Ae-tan|Ae-tan's]] supremacy. Chet, konrad, and [[fat|denard]] have been missing since. Reports about their whereabouts can be filed directly to any of [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/nisse.17/ Nisse's] latina porn threads on the [[EDF|forums]].

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord featuring solid konrad]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25%'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">

File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
</gallery>
|}}

 
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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Girlvinyl

2026-02-26T02:20:24Z

Slots:

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Sherrod DeHippo}}
{{fyi|DeGrippo is from the [[Redneck|hick]] state of [[Georgia, USA]]?}}
{{exclusive}} 
{{spoiler|she lost weight, her skin is still as big as a circus tent and she became a Trump-hating SJW}}
[[File:Fatasssherrod.png|center|400px|Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.]]
{{Quote|Sherrod acts like she's a [[fat|fatty]] but really she's a hot tamale|[[Quasidan|Former ED whiteknight]]}}
[[File:DeGrippo.jpg|thumb|[[knowyourmemes.com]] owner, '''Sherrod'''!]]

'''Girlvinyl''' ('''[[Powerword]]''': '''Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo'''{{jew}}; also known as '''Sherrod DeHippo''', '''Queen DeHippo''', or simply '''DeHippo;''' b. Feb. 5, [[1970s|1978]]: Age {{age|1978|2|5}}) is the erstwhile owner of [[OhInternet]] and former queen of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. She was first revered, if not worshipped, for creating the original Encyclopedia Dramatica, which spawned both smiles and tears from the citizens of the internet. However, this dramatically changed in April 2011 when she decided to close down ED in favor of [[OhInternet]], [[Shit|a wiki that <s>is</s> '''was''' detested and panned by the web]], before it closed [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]]. The very people who helped build the wiki turned against her as her sysop sheep began blaming them for ED’s fall. The once mighty queen is now a center of hatred for those who stayed loyal to the Lulz.

Bring your eye bleach because we're about to warn you that Girlvinyl '''is''' motherfucking '''[[fat]]'''.

==The Making of Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:Sherrod and ED a Hate Story.jpg|thumb|right|Explained in webcomic form.]]
[[File:Sherrod oh exploitable.png|thumb|left|One of her older photographs from her [[No|healthy]] youth.]]

Girlvinyl began her internet musings in a low-key and anonymous manner, focusing on her [[LiveJournal]] blog and posting typical fat girl angle shots. It only took a while for Girlvinyl to realize that LiveJournal, for its time, was a melting pot of drama ready for trolling. From then on, she realized that trolling was just as much fun as eating, leading her and her [[ljdrama]] crew to troll [[mediacrat]], a mentally unstable homosexual. This harassment led to court appearances, [[internet settlement check]]s, and, most importantly, the Internet's first documented [[lulz]]. Of course, [[Jameth]] and [[Hepkitten]] realized that without documentation, this monumental event would be forgotten. Thus, to preserve their drama, they attempted to create a [[Wikipedia]] article on him.

Unfortunately, what they didn’t expect was that Wikipedia was super serious about the content of their articles. In general, they were definitely [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat not smiling] in their attempts to create the mediacrat article. Having a fascist standard for articles, the mediacrat article [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=mediacrat&year=&month=-1&tagfilter= was ultimately deleted]. In response, Girlvinyl, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, a wiki which provided an alternate view to Wikipedia’s fascist hold on information. During its birth, ED was mainly a branch of ljdrama, thus completely LiveJournal-centric. Within a span of seven years, ED went from a small pet project to an internet phenomenon.

===Temporary death of ED===

:''See also: [[Operation Restoration]]
Regardless of changes in article content, the ED sysop roster was made up of people who despised [[chan]] drama in general, because channers were all [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] nerds who spammed memes in their eyes. Sherrod began hating ED over the years as more users joined from different websites and [[Retard|different personalities]]. In fact, she closed IRC once because of their pointless meme spam. Over time, Girlvinyl became less active on the wiki and a bitch to her users on IRC.

However, around mid-2010, things began changing. Girlvinyl basically complained about her poverty, while [[weev]] and [[OldDirtyBtard]] did the thinking for ED. Around the end of 2010, she lost both of them and was left to think on her own. What most people are unaware of is that Girlvinyl always tries to keep things secret. One of the most dangerous secrets was the story of [[Daniel Brandt]], a senior citizen who doxed the sysops and terrified Girlvinyl. In fact, the sysops made it a rule to not talk about Daniel Brandt openly on IRC.

Brandt collaborated with other paranoid schizophrenics to gather information on sysops while [[blogging]] about it. Through this, Brandt made demands on the ED staff in exchange for erasing his article, which cataloged his shameful internet history. Those whom he had teamed up with continued to harass Girlvinyl’s family as a way to get her to cave in. And she did. Her first attempt at deleting ED was around January 2011, but that plan was foiled due to a [[tweet]] and people constantly emailing her not to do it. Around April 2011, girlvinyl decided to try again, this time making sure nothing would interfere with the birth of OhInternet.

The aftermath of this was that Girlvinyl tasted the saltiness of pure irony. She deleted ED to protect her family from angry bloggers, only to face an upset fanbase. Sooner or later, the mighty wrath of fail raped her in her sleep. She was supposedly fornicated with an iron stick.

==As an enemy of the Lulz==

[[File:Sherrod2.jpg|220px|thumb|~*~Do you enjoy me?~*~]]
[[File:Sherrod.jpg|220px|thumb]]
Girlvinyl made the mistake of believing that the [[Lolwut|internet would accept OhInternet]] and that her family would be better off as a result. Sadly for her, things only got worse as she proceeded to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because picking a website with a dumb name, boring layout, and butchered content is completely satisfying, [[No|right]]? Perhaps Girlvinyl received most of her hate because of her staff’s lies to the internet, which then reflected on her. Below is the list of their lies:

* ED is undergoing maintenance.
* OhInternet is just a sister [[blog]]
* The users were responsible for abusing free speech, thus destroying ED.
* [[Never|An ED archive will be delivered]]
* [[Josephevers.blogspot.com|There is no Daniel Brandt]]
* 'I will deliver the missing screencaps for [[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] if you write an OhInternet article on it'

As a result of Girlvinyl and her staff alienating the fanbase, the users teamed up and created our lovely [[Operation Restoration|ED 2.0]]; a new ED that got rid of the queen and exposed her nudes. In an attempt to fight this, Girlvinyl [[DMCA]]’d her page. She unfortunately forgot that ED’s new staff wasn’t scared of [[Faggotry|false DMCAs]] and countered it right away. She then fought back again in mid-July 2011. This time she decided to go to ED’s host and complain about ED breaking their TAU; this lead to ED searching for a new host and going offline for a week. ED returned with more donations and support leaving Girlvinyl with more hatred.

Realizing defeat, Girlvinyl responded to [[User:E|e]]'s [[reddit]] thread.

{{squote|Honestly, in all 100% honesty, I have been through this before. I went on the IRC. I talked to the underground uber leet omgz k-rad anonymous cabal (your friend Joepie91 was there even). Unfortunately, I went through it with Ryan, who I admit is obviously the worst possible ambassador for anyone. But, I learned my lesson. I get fucked no matter what. There is no reasoning or negotiating. This isn't a new thing. It's like I said a moment ago, there is no upside for me.|Girlvinyl|[http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/iqyut/encyclopediadramaticach_needs_your_help/c26bj7i Reddit]}}
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==Quotes==

{{morphquote|mqtest|margin: auto; background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;|
OHi covers internet drama too! But OHi wants the GOOD internet drama with information that is interesting, not some bullshit about deviantarters and a [[Exhibit B|high school basement dweller's nextdoor neighbor]].|GOOD internet drama
|I own the copyright on the collected works|She totally does
|Thanks to fellow Anons, an archive is in the making for public use that will be freely available, regardless of what the owners demand. One thing the owners did not realize is that the intellectual property belongs to the writers; this means they technically do not even own the materials on ED.|Thus I can do whatever I want with it
|whats a cheap ED ripoff?|
|Shock for shock's sake simply isn't profitable anymore|A completely satisfying reason for shutting it all down
|We have always been on good terms with Anonymous!|Not working.
}}
{{clear}}

== Explanation at ROFLCon ==

As an attempt to get her reasons for deleting ED to spread, girlvinyl went to an internet convention and explained that ED just wasn't profitable for her any more and she didn't make backups because she "didn't want to". She then goes on to explain how she thinks she is [[Moar|much]] [[Obese|better]] than everyone and if she feels like screwing over thousands of users it shouldn't matter because they are all losers anyway.
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==Gallery==
 
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File: CIMG0754_jpg.jpg|EDiots used to...
File:Sherrod_fattest.jpg|fap to...
File:Sherrodpretty1.jpg |this...
File:Sherrodpretty2.jpg |'''shit'''
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:061202H0746 jpg.jpg|Giving thanks to her knights
File:Sherrod-ellen-degrippo-girlvinyl-space-whale.png|This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
File:Girlvinyalcheeks.jpg|DEM CHEEKS
File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
File:081802H3205_jpg.jpg|Emo rave bullshit.
File:IM001242_jpg.jpg|Whale emerging from the depths.
File:IM001968 jpg.jpg|Embarrassing herself and everyone around her.
File:Degrippo_Artists_Rendition.jpg|Artistic Rendering
File:Sherrod4.jpg|Constantly stuffing her face.
File:GirlvinylWishlist.jpg|Attempting to [[whore]] for money.
File:Fatbitch.jpg‎|[[Typical]] icon of GV.
File:Girlvinylsmiley.jpg|Oh god no.
File:GirlvinylAvy.jpg|There aren't enough [[MySpace]] [[Fat_girl_angle_shot|angles]] in the world to map her [[Africa|total area]].
File:User Sherrod - Oh Internet.png|TROLLED HARD
File:Whaleprofilefull.png‎|[http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=User:Sherrod&oldid=21495| OhInternet profile]
File:Escapefrom.jpg|Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
File:ED newswalk sellout story.PNG
File:Sherrod DeGrippo Young.jpg|DeGrippo in her childhood. Where did everything go wrong?
File:CIMG0873_jpg.jpg
File:CIMG0672 jpg.jpg|[[Fat girl angle shot|FGAS]] to the max.
File:CIMG0669 jpg.jpg
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File:CIMG0674 jpg.jpg|[[Attention whore|Attention whoring]] at its finest.
File:Vinylcleav.jpg
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File:ED-Headshot.jpg
File:Log_ed.png|Sherrod, being a fun person.
File:Log_forum.png
File:Log_ohi.png
File:Ohi_kick.png
File:Apology.png|For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
File:Pynchon apology form.jpg|Or this one. :(
File:Sherrodswimmingincum.jpg|LOL. Cumslut.
File:Sherrodshirt2.jpg
File:Sherrodpretty3.jpg
File:Girlvinyljournal.jpg
File:HAR SHE BLOWS.jpg|Dem cheeks again...
File:Sherrod-talk.jpg
File:EscapeFromAnnon.jpg
File:Sherrod-degrippo.jpg
File:Fahdoorule34girlvinyllolwhat.png
File:Sherrods-Dog-XD.png.jpg
File:Sherrod-degrippo-not-fat.jpg|The day we thought would never come
File:Queen sherrod.jpg
File:Sherrod goth.jpg
File:Sherrod prom robert smith.jpg
File:Sherrodcouch1.jpg
File:Girlhippo ljcomment.jpg
File:TubGirlVinyl.jpg
File:ImpressionistTubGirlVinyl.jpg
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==See Also==
[[File:DelHippock.jpg|right|280px|thumb|With the power of the mighty DMCA I smite thee!]]
* [[Girlvinyl/Emails]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Arguecat]]
* [[Randi Harper]] - Her e-nemesis
* [[Tamageddon]]
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Chubby]]
* [[Zaiger]] - Same story, different book

==External Links==
===Her sites===
*[http://girlvinyl.com GirlVinyl.com]
:*[http://girlvinyl.com/lj2007/LJbannedbooks/index.html Favourite books]
*<s>[http://blog.ohinternet.com/author/sherrod/ Blog on OhI]</s>
*[https://www.facebook.com/sherroddegrippo Facebook]
*[http://www.kaboodle.com/girlvinyl Kaboodle]
*[http://girlvinyl.livejournal.com/ LJ]
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/girlvinyl MySpace]</s>
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/girlvinyl Reddit]
*<s>[http://twitter.com/girlvinyl Twatter!]</s> she moved to [https://twitter.com/sherrod_im SherrodIM]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/girlvinyl YouTube]

===Others===
*[http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo]
*{{archive|6FyaX|The first ones to gloat when ED turned into OHI}} and only ones to interview her were [[TheMarySue]].
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AnonBurnsInHell One of GV's whiny white knights.]</s>
*[http://doxbinumfxfyytnh.onion.to/doxviewer.php?dox=Sherrod_Ellen_DeGrippo Her dox]
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It's under faggotry, no longer unrelated. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 22:45, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

==How about a shorter name?==
Like <nowiki>{{witaa}}</nowiki>? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 06:32, 15 February 2014 (EST)

:My guess is they would be used less because we have a lot of series templates and remembering a bunch of abbreviations isn't something most users would do. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] [https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 06:37, 15 February 2014 (EST)
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[[Image:Shitting Dicknipples.jpg|thumb|600px|center|The original shitting dick nipples image is actually not the worst image on Encylcopedia Dramatica. [[At least 100]] are [[Spellcheck|worse ones]].]]

Self-descriptive graphic phenomenon which has only avoided becoming an [[old meme]] because plebians decry the situation in the first place. Popularized on [[4chan]] to refer to the only fetish a man of [[culture]] has.

Often saved for trolling purposes or simple disbelief, and near guarantee said artist took eight hours and fancy acrylics to get it just right. The meme goes well beyond [[Rule 34|rule34]] as it not only depicts something which did not exist previously, but something that should have more of it made.

The best part? She has smelly feet!

If you find that you are [[mammi|shitting]] out your dick nipples, it is recommended that you consult a doctor immediately.

== Galleries ==
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Image:Shitting_cumming_asian_dicknipples.jpg|Shitting, cumming, Asian dicknipples.
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Image:Chocconenipples.jpg|fap fap fap.
Image:Dickshittingnipples3.jpg|Fan art.
Image:Dicknipples.JPG|P.T.+ Dicknipples sans shit :(
Image:Sokitwocock.png|Lol, furfags.
Image:Octodick.JPG|They even have octodicks as pets.
Image:furryshittingdicknipples.JPG|There are more graphic furry [[yiff|art]].
Image:HateSong2006-02-06.gif|Shitting dick nipples in [[webcomics]]
Image:Shittingdicknipplesfail.jpg|Close but no cigar!
Image:Dicknipple_self_suck.png|[[Auto-fellatio]] with dicknipples.
Image:shitdicknipples.gif|very colorful.
Image:Kusodizst.jpg|Japanese sure do like [[niggers|recolors]].
Image:naughty_girl.jpg|[[Loli]] with dicknipples. You know you want it.
Image:Picasso-dick-nipples.png|[[myspace|Artistic]]
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== External links ==
* [http://taoyan2carat.hp.infoseek.co.jp/top.html the website of the artist]
* [http://66.102.9.104/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=ja%7Cen&u=http://taoyan2carat.hp.infoseek.co.jp/top.html TransLOOTed (sort of)]
* [http://www.futanaria.com/diary/Nikki02_DickTits.jpg Just a little something to fap to]
* [http://video.xnxx.com/video260205/huge_boobs_cock_babe They did it ... For real ...]

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[[Image:Shitting Dicknipples.jpg|thumb|600px|center|The original shitting dick nipples image is actually not the worst image on Encylcopedia Dramatica. [[At least 100]] are [[Spellcheck|worse ones]].]]

Self-descriptive graphic phenomenon which has only avoided becoming an [[old meme]] because plebians decry the situation in the first place. Popularized on [[4chan]] to refer to the only fetish a man of [[culture]] has.

Often saved for trolling purposes or simple disbelief, and near guarantee said artist took eight hours and fancy acrylics to get it just right. The meme goes well beyond [[Rule 34|rule34]] as it not only depicts something which did not exist previously, but something that should have more of it made.

The best part? She has smelly feet!

If you find that you are [[mammi|shitting]] out your dick nipples, it is recommended that you consult a doctor immediately.

== Galleries ==
{{Collapsegallery|Dick nipples|Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Shitting_cumming_asian_dicknipples.jpg|Shitting, cumming, Asian dicknipples.
File:Tits and penises in all the wrong places.png
File:Three-penised hermaphrodite.jpg
Image:FurryDickNipples.jpg|[[Dicks everywhere]]!
Image:2Girls_suck_dicknipples.png|Sum Ejaculating Dicknipples.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Shatdicknips.jpg|[[Your mom|Lovely, ain't she?]]
Image:b00b5.jpg|dicknipples IRL.
Image:bailingdicknipples.jpg|Bai Ling enjoying a dick nipple lifestyle.
Image:Chocconenipples.jpg|fap fap fap.
Image:Dickshittingnipples3.jpg|Fan art.
Image:Dicknipples.JPG|P.T.+ Dicknipples sans shit :(
Image:Sokitwocock.png|Lol, furfags.
Image:Octodick.JPG|They even have octodicks as pets.
Image:furryshittingdicknipples.JPG|There are more graphic furry [[yiff|art]].
Image:HateSong2006-02-06.gif|Shitting dick nipples in [[webcomics]]
Image:Shittingdicknipplesfail.jpg|Close but no cigar!
Image:Dicknipple_self_suck.png|[[Auto-fellatio]] with dicknipples.
Image:shitdicknipples.gif|very colorful.
Image:Kusodizst.jpg|Japanese sure do like [[niggers|recolors]].
Image:naughty_girl.jpg|[[Loli]] with dicknipples. You know you want it.
Image:Picasso-dick-nipples.png|[[myspace|Artistic]]
Image:Shitting_dicknipples_enhanced_bigger.jpg|Upgraded
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== External links ==
* [http://taoyan2carat.hp.infoseek.co.jp/top.html the website of the artist]
* [http://66.102.9.104/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=ja%7Cen&u=http://taoyan2carat.hp.infoseek.co.jp/top.html TransLOOTed (sort of)]
* [http://www.futanaria.com/diary/Nikki02_DickTits.jpg Just a little something to fap to]
* [http://video.xnxx.com/video260205/huge_boobs_cock_babe They did it ... For real ...]

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Visual novels are a [[no|video game genre]] with Japanese roots. It is a self-insert medium play by people with no lives. It generally has prerendered backgrounds with text, accompanied sometimes by voice acting. Typically in these games the player is presented with various decisions that controls the ultimate outcome of the narrative. These decision points convince the fat man sitting on the computer playing these games that have any real agency in their empty lives within the [[basement]].

Not to be confused with [[loveshy|dating sims]]. Those actually have gameplay.

==Types of visual novels==
[[File:Fate stay night scene.jpg|right|thumb|Typical scene from this shit.|300px]]
In the interests of catering to pedantic autists, visual novel players place their shlock into [[useless|useful]] categories based the content of the stories these "games" have.

*'''Nukige:''' Any game that puts sexual context at the forefront. Any plot is just used as an explanation for the next sex scene. Basically visual novels with intellectual honesty.
*'''Chuunige:''' Visual Novels that want to be like [[Dragon Ball Z]] by having tons of manga style fight scenes, but instead have paragraphs upon paragraphs of narration detailing incredibly boring details while static images fly across the screen since the developers are kikes too stingy to buy real animation.
*'''Nakige:''' Games designed to make you [[BAWWWWW]]. These games will turn [[Cyberbullying|the most inconsequential of life events]] and turn them into the most important shit ever. But don't worry! These games usually have a [[Deus Ex Machina]] so the player can stop crying and start fapping again.
*'''Utsuge:''' Games in this category are lame attempts at trying to be dark and depressing in order to get the reader to cut themselves. Imagine a generic edgy [[fanfiction]], but with an actual budget.
*'''Charage:''' Games that "focus on charaterization and character interactions instead of an overarching plot". In other words, this shit has even less plot than [[Azumanga Daioh]].
*'''Otomoge:''' The interactive equivalent to [[Twilight]]. These games are basically the same shit as all of the above except you have a vagina and [[asking for it|the objective]] is to receive surprise buttsecks from [[bishounen|anorexic twinks]].

==Examples of this trash.==
*[[Air]]
*[[Ace Attorney]]
*[[Amorous Professor Cherry]]
*[[Danganronpa]]
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
*[[Fate/stay night]]
*[[Higurashi]]
*[[Gamer Girl]]
*[[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]
*[[Katawa Shoujo]]
*[[Lightning Warrior Raidy]]
*[[Monster Girl Quest]]
*[[Nekopara]]
*[[Rance]]
*[[Saya no Uta]]
*[[Sono Hanabira Ni Kuchizuke Wo]]
*[[Starless]]
*[[Steins;Gate]]
*[[Tsukihime]]
*[[Umineko]]
*[[X Change]]
*[[Yandere]]

==See also==

*[[Dating Sim]]
*[[Boring]]
*[[Heavy Rain]]
*[[PC-98]]
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== Plot ==
As with every good porn game, it needs to have a [[nobody cares|story]]. The whole gist of the 7 games is you play as the gigachad alpha male with a harem of [[catgirls]] and even a [[incest|little sister]] that you can fuck, but [[EA|only in one of the games.]] I don't count that catboy one as a real game, it has a [[nigger]] in it.
== Community ==
Mix of [[ruskies]], [[dykes]], and [[faggots]]. Cannot create anything remotely lulzy but is a good source for wild [[lolcows]] and high quality porn.
== List of games ==
Are you this [[retarded]] that you cant google this? They're all [[visual novel|screen books]] too.
* Nekopara Vol 1
* Nekopara Vol 0
* Nekopara Vol 2
* Nekopara Vol 3
* Nekopara Extra
* Nekopara Vol 4
* Nekopara: Catboy's Paradise
* Nekopara After ([[kike]] favorite)
They also made an [[Animu]] series with zero porn.
== Gallery ==
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File:Dew soiling.jpg|[[Mountain Dew|dew]] spew
File:Chocola caption.png|a [[yandere]] spin on this true and honest series
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== See also ==
* [[Weeaboos]] 
* [[Catgirls]] 
* [[Porn]] 
* [[Rule34]] 
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[[File:Nekopara eng logo.png|thumb|In the king's english.]]'''Nekopara''' is a [[porn]] media series which [[at least 100 years ago]] has used by [[fake|femcels]] on the [[interwebs]] to bait people into interacting with them. In spite of its original intentions, it has gained [[fame|certified hood classic status]].
== Plot ==
As with every good porn game, it needs to have a [[nobody cares|story]]. The whole gist of the 7 games is you play as the gigachad alpha male with a harem of [[catgirls]] and even a [[incest|little sister]] that you can fuck, but [[EA|only in one of the games.]] I don't count that catboy one as a real game, it has a [[nigger]] in it.
== Community ==
Mix of [[ruskies]], [[dykes]], and [[faggots]]. Cannot create anything remotely lulzy but is a good source for wild [[lolcows]] and high quality porn.
== List of games ==
Are you this [[retarded]] that you cant google this? They're all [[visual novel|screen books]] too.
* Nekopara Vol 1
* Nekopara Vol 0
* Nekopara Vol 2
* Nekopara Vol 3
* Nekopara Extra
* Nekopara Vol 4
* Nekopara: Catboy's Paradise
* Nekopara After ([[kike]] favorite)
They also made an [[Animu]] series with zero porn.
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Niggaballscinnamon.gif|nigga balls
File:Azuki caption.png|say it again please zaddy😍😍
File:Dew soiling.jpg|[[Mountain Dew|dew]] spew
File:Chocola caption.png|a [[yandere]] spin on this true and honest series
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== See also ==
* [[Weeaboos]] 
* [[Catgirls]] 
* [[Porn]] 
* [[Rule34]] 
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{{achtung|Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, has passed away at 68...}}
[[image:Dilbert.gif|thumb|right|300px|A sample ''Dilbert'' strip.]]

[[File:Dilbrtrule34.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rule 34]], baby!]]

[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG|thumb|left|Typical web episode.]]

[[dildo|'''''Dilbert''''']] <strike>is</strike> was a [[anime|comic strip]] by [[hippie|pot-addled]] [[aspie|high-IQ]] [[troll|puppeteer]] [[Dilbert|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny|successful]] because it [[fail|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA|business world]].

''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.

==TV show==
The TV show is still about the business world, therefore it is still [[unfunny]]. Trying to cash in on the success of ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Futurama]]'', the show lacked the ability to make people laugh, as well as having an overly prominent musical score that sounded like it was orchestrated by a bunch of clowns with Down's Syndrome. The show's only redeeming quality was the diabolical [[troll|Dogbert]], who fucked with Dilbert all the time and frequently used humans as guinea pigs in his cash-grabbing scams.

The show got [[fail|canceled after only 2 or 3 seasons]] and is now [[shit nobody cares about|widely forgotten about]], except by the [[faggot|faggots]] who thought it was [[no|funny]] in the first place.

[[Image:Haventadilberttogive.gif|thumb|right|I'm Dilbert as fuck.]]

==What being a political cultist gets you.==

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Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.

[[Unwarranted self importance|Right, because every human really needs to broadcast every obnoxious opinion they have.]]

He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-wing cult to hate his guts. This led to his strip getting canceled in the newspaper.

Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.

During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.

The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock obliterating his prostate in January 2026.

NEVER join a political cult, kids!

No refunds, Clott!

We like to joke on this website a lot, but here is the truth: Scott Adams was terminally ill and could have spent his last years with his family but instead he wasted the last years of his life being feminine and passive-aggressive on a meaningless repository of false opinions for midwitted nerds, which is probably one of the most useless endeavors a man could dedicate himself to.

== [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips ==

Dilbert is possibly the most [[exploitable]] comic [[ever]]. Due to the lack of word bubbles, dialogue has essentially no length constraints.

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==See Also==
*''[[The Dilbert Hole]]''
*''[[Garfield]]''
*''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''
*[[Unfunny]]

==External Links==
*[http://dilbert.com Dilbert online]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/dilbert/ /r/Dilbert subreddit community]
*[https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Dilbert/1 Dilbert pr0nz on Paheal/Rule34 - OMG!!1]
*[http://www.javaonthebrain.com/artwork/dragonbert.html Savage Dragonbert and Hitler’s Brainbert]
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'''Anna's Archive''' ("'''AA'''") is a website that allows [[Pirate|open and free access]] to "knowledge" on the interwebs.
The site acts almost like the [[Internet Archive]], except '''AA''' actually archives shit that would otherwise get [[DMCA|DMCA'd]] from Archive.org. The ''BIG CATCH'' though, is that '''AA''' does not actually technically host the files themselves. Rather, Anna's Archive "[[Dubious disclaimer|only links]]" to the indexed content. One of its unintentional features is that [[Nobody cares|its search actually works]]. It has also become popular amongst [[foid|women]] to find [[book|dead carved trees]].

==But why does the site even exist??==
'''AA''' began its [[Early Life]] as an off-shoot of '''Z-Library''', which was itself an off-shoot of '''Library Genesis''' ("'''LibGen'''"). How very meta. It came to be only after the [[police|pedophile patrol]] [[rape|raped]] Z-Library in 2022.

==See Also==
*[[Internet Archive]]
*[[Web Crawlers]]
*[[Science|Research Papers]]
*[[Spotify|They archived a scrape of Spotify in late 2025.]]
*[[Comic Books]]

==External Links==
*[https://annas-archive.li/ Anna's Archive - the website itself.]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna%27s_Archive Anna's Archive article on TOW]

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{{An hero}} 

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[[file:Nautica Malone.png|thumb|<center>When he saw it, he [[shat bricks]].</center>]]

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[[file:goonicide1.jpeg|thumb|<center>Even in his final moments, he was still true to the goon. o7</center>]]

[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg|thumb|2025 winnar of our [[Golden iPod]].]]

'''Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone''' was a horny black guy who didn't have the spare change for an inner city, Port-A-Potty [[Whore|prostitute]] and decided that it would be better if he performed a drive-by [[masturbation]] at a [[Hooters|bikini coffee place]] obviously named '''Bikini Beans''', in [[Arizona]].

After realizing that he seriously fucked up when the Barista working at the coffee shop ''Cruely'' realized that justice would be better served by posting the video that she made of Malone only wearing a hoodie and [[Masturbate|rubbing the bark off of his tree]] on the [[Internets]].

Deciding that it would make more sense to be known by his friends, family, neighbors and his children's classmates as that [[Sick fuck]] that was caught playing pocket pool in his car and [[An hero]]ed because the world was rightfully laughing at him. It was 3 days after the video went viral that Nautica Malone chose to part his hair with a .38 in an empty parking lot in Goodyear, Arizone.

The embaressment and shame made him incable of doing what most rational people that felt the itch and had to scratch it in public would do. Most would change their name, move to a new city, in a new country that doesn't have the internet such as a jungle village in the deepest [[Heart]] of [[Africa]]. [[France]] would have made for another good hiding place because those ''Frogs'' lack the discipline to not give into their primal urges and will [[Fuck]] or take a shit on populated streets as people watch.

Evolutionary biologists like to refer to the French as the [[Nigger|White Monkey]] because of their smaller brains and lack of self-control when compared to superior races like those decended from [[Nazi|Germanic people]] and Scandanavians.

Nautica has been nicknamed the '''''Goonlord''''' by his fans and became a martyr to [[gooners]] everywhere.

<center><big>'''''He is goon but not forgotten.'''''</big></center>

This event which occurred on January 8th, [[2025]], has been referred to as the ''"Drive-Thru Goonicide"'' as it is generally agreed upon by his family and fans that those Bikini Bitches and their perky [[Breasts|tits]] were the ones that drove Malone to suicide when it was decided to [[Shaming|Wank Shame]] him by posting the video of him ''taming the beast'' on the internet because he [[An hero]]ed a mere 3 days later on January 11, [[2025]].

==The Gooneral==

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On January 26, his admirers decided to host his gooneral (a portmanteau of "gooner" and "funeral") outside of the location where he became internet famous in the hopes of shaming the coffee shop's employees by accusing them of purposely causing the death of a sensitive, 27-year-old public Masturbater that still had his whole life ahead of him that would most likely end with him happily ''sitting on a park bench, wearing an oxygen mask and trying to get his [[Penis|Meat Sword]] hard enough so he can ''Punch The Clown'' to all the [[Loli|Little Girls]] (1).

Malone's '''''Gooneral''''' was advertised by his fans with a poster that read, ''"Nautica Malone was a kind-hearted individual and a beloved fellow gooner, whose memory will be celebrated and never forgotten,"'' as an attempt to normalize Malone's action of showing his worm to the Barista

Police reports claim that [[Pornography]] was being shown at this event designed to celebrate Nautica Malone's act of defiance against Sexual Mores, Norms and Morality. Fearing that a 2nd event of ''making the fireman spit'' might occur, but this time with a large number of people, police shut down the ''Gooners'' wake 20 minutes after it had started.

In classic evasion and avoiding the fact that Malone had an Imaginary Lover that he liked to take out for coffee, his family described him in his obituary as a devoted husband, a good father and a man that was faithful to his job, pretending that he wasn't some kind of [[School|School Yard]] pervert that plays with himsflf under a trench coat.

Bikini Beans, on the other hand, gave generic condolences and reminded the public that the ''Goonlord'' chose to commit a disgusting crime that should be done in the privacy of his bathroom with the [[Bra|Victoria's Secret]] website opened up on his smart phone rather then in his car and at one of their locations for everyone to see. Bikini Beans went on to reiterate the fact that they are commited to providing a psychologically safe and healthy work enviroment for their wannabe, will never make it as a [[Hugh Hefner|Playboy Bunny]] girls that are only valued for their driver's [[Breasts|airbags]].

Like most [[Nigger|Black People]], Nautica's mother blames the Barista for Nautica's death and demands that she be brought to justice. Like the majority of blacks, the second an attorney offers free representaion and the promise of a big settelment for half of the awarded damages, we will have another frivolous lawsuit clogging up our courts.

== Nautica Malone's Suicide Note ==

''"I apologize. I love you queen. I made a mistake and I don’t think I’ll be able to face you and the babies. I don’t know why I drove though like that. My mental has been f****d up. I am not a monster. I apologize and I love you forever ♥️♥️ if I am in critical condition please pull the plug. To all my family and friends I love you and I’m so sorry. I love my kids and family. Please forgive me."''

== And The Libtards Weigh In ==

[[File:Nautica Malone song.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>They're even writing songs about him</center>]]

[[File:Bikini-Beans-Logo1.png|thumb|right|260px|<center>More evil than Starbucks</center>]]

[[File:Victim of goonicide.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Dem bikini beaches made him kill himself</center>]]

Your over educated, sensitive and [[Woke]] [[Liberal|Libtards]] that you will always find safely hiding themselves away in the rafters of university offices are claiming that the Barista's posting of the Malone video acts as evidence of how diseased our society has become because we are not embracing the ideas that [[Transgender]] males are real women, adults should be allowed to have [[Sex]] with 11-year-old children or that we all have a [[Fursona]] locked deep inside us and the only way that society will ever improve depends on how quickly we can gather ourselves to form a giant furpile and yiff our brains out.

Our great intellects trying to brainwash susceptible students claim that this foul and [[Satan|Evil]] behavior of wanting to see someone humiliated on the internet has been unconsciously taught to us by the [[Republican|Conservative]] mindset that teaches that a person must face the harshest punishment for any indiscretion. They also complain that this conservative demand for Draconian punishment is reinforced by the wading through hours and hours of nutshots, depantsings or school bus fight videos that are posted with the humilation of a person in mind. Most often, when given with an opportunity to post a video as scandalous as that of the ''Goonlord's,'' the person with the video will lose all sense of their identity and fall into a group think that has them thinking like a [[Chris-chan|Christorian]] Zombie and believe that it must be done because they have lost all sense of themselves to the one huge, internet entity that spends very little time thinking about how posting such a video might hurt the feelings of the person recorded or affect that person's self respect because it has become almost reflexive, a [[Psychology|Skinner Box Mentality]] that has trained [[You|people]] to become addicted to receiving the intangible reward of receiving [[Twitter|Social Media Likes]].

Much like [[Hitler|Godwin's Law]] that states that the longer an idiotic discussion lasts, the more likely it is that Hitler and Nazis will be used in some way by the [[Stupid|Dumb-ass]] that can't seem to gain ground because they lack real knowledge in the subject and rely only on pamphlets that are handed out on [[School|College Capuses]]. Just as easily predictable as Godwin's law and retarded LGBTQIA+ half humans protesting for [[Islam]], Orwell and the [[Internet Watch Foundation|Orwellian State]] is being brought up to defend ''The Lord Of Wank'' by using the over used and weak sauce argument that the internet and the uploading of humiliating videos serve as a societal control and these Modern Psychologists suggest that, to fight against such internet dictatorship, a woman should have to watch a [[Nigger|Black Man]] polish his knob and do nothing, or record the act on their phone as proof of it, but rather watch him until he cums and cheer him on while he strokes away.

As expected, your [[California|West Coast]] psychologists and philosophers argue, predictably, that Malone was a sick in his pubic hair covered head [[Nigger|Black Man]]. That it was [[Pr0n|Porn]] addiction and these same scenaries that are written about in magazines and shown in pornographic movies and clips that made him go zoo monkey, pull his [[Penis|dick]] and mimic what he had seen or read about countless times.

They claim that he was a mentally ill man, suffering from the effects of porn addiction and should have been given a ''[[Asperger's Syndrome|Get Out Of Jail Free Card]]'' because the availability of porn on the internet caused his social retardation and led to his moral lapse of judgement.

Psychologists that promote cuddling therapy say that Malone should be held tightly, in the lap of a [[Faggot|Sissy]], Sesame Street authority figure and be allowed to suck on his and your thumb while being allowed to fap all he wants, wherever he wants and not be tried by the public jury because he did no wrong. West Coast, [[Marijuana|pot]] smoking therapists that want to feed their patients [[Ecstasy]] while they talk about the bare bottom spankings that they got from their [[Your Mom|Mothers]] claim that this idea for complete and total vengeance, along with the idea that it should be dished out with a public punishment comes from our Puritan and Victorian age ideas on crime and punishment that have been seeded deep into our minds and collective souls by maniac presidents, that always have their finger on the big [[Nuclear War|Nuke]] button waiting to push it such as [[The Donald| Our God Emperor Trump]].

These eggheads that are always begging for [[Government]] grants and write their papers based on how the politician that gave them the [[Money|Free Money]] thinks, say that this is what drives people to post these awful videos.

And vengeance, they say, is what this Barista was after. Your [[Mensa]] group of geniuses that have no real world [[Job|experiance]] claim that because that this Barista, that probably has more [[Breasts|Boobs]] than brains, never revealed her name and acted [[Anonymous|Anonymously]], is all the proof that they need to show her desire to seek punishment through the use of public humilation. By remaining anonymous, our alleged top 2% have said that the Barista saw herself as an [[Dead|Executioner]] that gets to hide under a grotesque, iron mask and can [[Lulz|laugh her ass off]] as she pulls the lever that drops the condemned on the gallows without no one noticing her smile.

And laugh, they say, is exactly what the Barista is doing without regret because she wielded the power to destroy a [[Men|Man's life]] life and doesn't want to go public and plead, like a begger, for society's forgiveness.

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== Gallery ==

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==JUSTICE FOR NAUTICA!==

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==See Also==
* [[Bubba Copeland]]

* [[Elliot Rodger]]

* [[George Floyd]]

* [[Golden iPod]]

* [[Masturbate]]

* [[NEVER GOON]]

* [[No Nut November]]

* [[Porn]]

* [[Suicide]]

* [[Thug Hunters]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-pants-down-coffee-shop-drive-thru-viral-video-dies-suicide ''Arizona Man Dies by Suicide After Backlash to Video of Him With Pants Down at Café Drive-Thru'']

*[https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide ''Vigil Held for ‘Goonlord’ Who Died by Suicide After Exposing Himself at Bikini Cafe Drive-Thru'']

* [https://youtu.be/N4zPu3ISCGs?si=rpDtgBt_8y717hmi (1) We borrowed from the song '''''Aqualong''''' by Jethro Tull] so we decided to play it safe and credit Ian Anderson and Jennie Franks so that we wont be accused of [[Plagiarism]] like [[Nick Simmons]]

*{{KYM|memes/drive-thru-goonicide|Drive-Thru Goonicide}}

*{{KYM|memes/events/the-gooneral|The Gooneral}}

*{{KYM|memes/i-cant-goon|I Can't Goon}}

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