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DougsTech

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[[Image:Too_Many_Admins.jpg|thumb|Don't feed the trolls right? Dumbasses]]
[[Image:Dougstech topic ban.PNG|thumb|Doug [[Win|wasting the Wikipedos' time]]]]
[[Image:Dougstech ban vote.PNG|thumb|[[Jimbo|Wikipedo is not a democracy]]]]
'''DougsTech''' is a [[Wikipedia]] [[troll]] who opposes every [[Basement dweller|administrator hopeful]] due to the [[fact]] that there are [[Do not want|"too many administrators currently"]]. Being the [[Jews]] that they are, the Wikipedos have [[banned|succeeded]] in their attempts to [[Scientology|silence this source of opposition]], generating much lulz in the process and proving that Wikipedia admins are indeed all [[homosexual]] Zionist scum.

==The trolling==
It all began one day, after having done enough bullshit edits, when he [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Mentifisto&diff=prev&oldid=278242564 opposed] one [[Wikipedo]] with his reasoning. Since then, he has opposed every single candidate with that [[logic]]. He has since justified his opinions based on the fact that [[Truth|there are too many bad admins]]. This threatened the [[Jew gold|power]] of the Wikipedo admins, so they have [[Microsoft|tried endlessly to remove him]].

Even though DougsTech's actions seem deceptively simple, one has to appreciate what an ingenious act of trolling this is. It makes the Wikipedo admins [[butthurt]], but enough people agree or are fooled by him and DougsTech is an established editor so they can't just ban him as a troll.

In a [[Assume good faith|good faith]] attempt to improve the [[Final solution|gene pool]] of the Wikipedo admins, Doug '''{{Wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/ChildofMidnight|nominated a heterosexual Non-Zionist}}''' for adminship. However, this did not go through for some reason, as [[List_of_heterosexual_Wikipedia_admins|some things are not meant to change]].

==The Rapeage==
Because Doug is a pioneer in uncovering the Jew of the Wikipedo admins, they have tried [[Nazi|every means possible]] to silence him to keep their [[Jew gold|power]] safe, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship&oldid=288666986#Proposed_topic-ban_of_Dougstech_from_.21voting_or_commenting_in_RfA such as by this failed ban attempt]. However, fortunately for him, enough people held on to their money that the [[Jews|admins]] did not succeed. Doug's success at trolling can be seen in the fact that one admin even [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:DougsTech/Archives&oldid=292250287#Blocked_indefinitely_/_now_unblocked tried to block him] leading to calls for that admin's resignation, and he has caused one Wikipedo [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:DougsTech/Archives&oldid=292250287#%22They_do_whatever_they_want%22 to lash out at him].

Also, don't forget the [[Sceptre]] [[faggotry]] that is obligatory for a situation like this. Sceptre took to [[vandalism|vandalizing]] his userpage in another attempt to [[harass]] him.

==The End????==
Recently, after that faggot [[Ryulong]] was desysopped, he made a [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Ryulong&diff=prev&oldid=292787333 trolling edit] to the aformentioned faggot's talk page as well as [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:DougsTech&diff=prev&oldid=292787407 his own], causing much lulz. They kindly told Doug what he could do, specifically, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Ryulong&oldid=292788987 Eat shit and die]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=293039889 Doug sought justice against this faggot but he was thwarted.] What would have been an epic act of trolling for him turned instead into an excuse for the Wikipedos to ban him. Doug was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/DougsTech indefinitely blocked] in probably the surest sign of Wikipedo faggotry ever. Will Doug be able to hold on to his pockets, or will the Wikipedos finally reveal their Jew? See '''{{Wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/DougsTech|}}'''

{{squote|I am currently blocked from editing. I opposed some admins, so they came at me with a [[At least 100|ton of deletions and blocks]]. Don't ever make an admin mad, they will use their tools against policy to silence or get rid of you, just because they don't like you. Overall, I was [[Successful troll is successful|successful in my goals]]. The 2 goals I set were - remove bad administrators, keep bad users from becoming administrators. [[Win|At least 1 bad administrator was removed, and countless others kept from being promoted.]]|DougsTech- {{Webcite|5hA1OVCAb|continues to troll}} admins on his own talk page after being blocked by [[faggot|Sandstein]]}}

Well after much deliberation it seems the Wikipedos have succeeded in banning this "user". The Wikipedos are no doubt [[Gay sex|celebrating]]. However, there will always be someone there to take his place.

==How you can help==
#'''{{Wikilink|Special:CreateAccount|Register an account}}'''
#Make a [[Huggle|bunch of vandal reversions]]
#Go to '''{{Wikilink|WP:RFA|WP:RFA}}'''
#'''Oppose''' Too many administrators currently. '''{{Wikilink|User:DougsTech/RFAreason|see here}}''' <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>
#If you ever get questioned about your voting; just post [[:Image:Too_Many_Admins.jpg|this image]]
Be sure not to forget step 2, as this will get you banned. See '''{{Wikilink|User:Myownusername#Sockpupet_investigation|This dude}}''', a user that the Wikipedos found an excuse to ban when he agreed with Doug.

== A better way to help ==

Following the instructions above will get you banned because copying DougsTech exactly makes it obvious what you're doing. The left-wing freedom-of-speech nuts at Wikipedia will defend, to the death, your right to be a dick on the internet if you do this right, so don't screw it up.

#'''{{Wikilink|Special:CreateAccount|Register an account}}'''
#Make a [[Huggle|bunch of vandal reversions]]
#Go to '''{{Wikilink|WP:RFA|WP:RFA}}'''
#'''Oppose''' ''insert your flawed logic here''*. <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>
# If you ever get questioned about your voting claim that you are an editor like everyone else and are entitled to your opinions.

<nowiki>*</nowiki> Knowing what to oppose with is a problem. In the past "Too many administrators currently" has worked and so has "I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger". Come up with something original, but still completely bullshit and oppose every RFA for it. Something like "Wikipedia should not have administrators, everyone should be equal" would go down perfectly and all the usual naive losers (such as LessHeard vanU, iridescent, A Nobody and Frank) will stand up to support you. And if you really want to do it right, disrupt some other process like Articles for Deletion so you cause damage without attracting high profile attention.

==Reactions to this article==

{{squote|Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed a [[Lulz|good laugh!]]|DougsTech}}

{{squote|I don't know how effective [[encyclopedia dramatica]] is at recruiting people, but they are now trying to find people to follow in Doug's footsteps. They are asking people to make a few vandalism reversions, go to RFA, then to [[Profit|use the template of Doug's]]. [[Dumbass|I'm pretty sure Doug has nothing to do with this though.]] [[User:Myveryownsock|Some of their editors]] are calling Doug "a hero to us all."|[[Faggot|Landon1980]] ({{Wptl|Landon1980|talk}}) 04:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)}}

==See also==
*[[Sceptre#Kurt]], Doug's predecessor
*[[Troll]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[The Wikipedia Jews]]

==External links==
*'''{{Wikilink|WP:RFA|His trolling can be seen here}}'''
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:DougsTech&oldid=293572222 His talk page, much butthurt can be found here.]
*'''{{Wikilink|User:DougsTech/RFAreason|His justification}}'''
*'''{{Wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents/Kmweber_ban_discussion|What happened with Doug's Predecessor}}'''
 
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Warez

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[[File:Modern pirates.jpeg|right|450px]]
[[Image:Warez-communism.jpg|thumb|[[Jew]]ish anti-exploit propaganda exploits [[Communism]]]]

'''Warez''' is the product of a valid crack and the de facto medium that allows [[India|poor people]] to afford [[windows|overpriced shitware]], whether it be [[video games]], [[desktop]] applications, or an entire [[operating system]], even ''you'' can get it for free off the [[internet]] without having to pay a single [[jew]]!

Some [[bullshit|so-called]] warez exist purely to [[exploit]] or [[pwnt|fuck up]] your computer by cooking [[malware]] into it: usually to mine [[crypto]], or [[system32]] your ass. Others are legitimate and truly contain [[Epic Win|working programs]], but these are eventually baleeted by the [[cyber police|sigh-bear police]] who [[stalk|patrol]] the internets for pirated content – unless of course, its decentralized; websites like [[The Pirate Bay]], LimeTorrents, and 1337x are common places for warez that wondrously can't be shut down by the [[Party Van|van]] because of decentralization that [[torrenting]] gives them. Downloading files off generic [[megaupload|file-hosting website]] is centralized. So stick to torrents if you want downloads to last.

'''''And remember folks, feed and seed!'''''

==Cracking==
[[File:IDA Pro.jpg|right|280px]]

A ''software crack'' (or just crack) is the [[file]] that contains or modifies software to get around the restricted access or features otherwise necessary. Ultimately giving birth to warez.

===Types of Cracks===

*'''Programs''' - They come in three forms: a drag & drop, a pre-crack/activate, and a re-pack. Drag & drops cracks are done by installing the software normally, then moving certain files to the directory that software was installed to. Precracks are drag & drops and other work already done for you. Repacks are precracks that are compressed into an installation/setup file (mainly with cracked games).
*'''Keys''' - These can either be serial keys to verify the use of software, or activation/product keys to "unlock" certain features of a program. For example, [[avast|AVG]] markets the shit out their [[spyware]] ridden antivirus software, and even calls you out for using an "[[illegal]]" copy, yet all someone has to do is [[Google]] "Free AVG serial keys" and boom—several working keys* that, once entered, give you the entire full version of the software for free. These keys are often used with free trial versions of software. *''Although you can find keys on google it is recommended to stay fishy of all given sites, as most legitimate where [[censorship|removed from the results]]''. In more recent modern cracking there are generators (keygens) for the sake of having to rely on one key, and to give the possibility of generating individual accounts. However, this requires time consooming reverse engineering efforts – as such it is the leading method for key account authorization.
*'''Patches''' - These are packets of information used to update a program if it goes out-of-date. Usually used with programs that go out of date every year.
*'''Viruses''' - Although not a type of software crack on its own, a lot of promised "free services" are indeed, viruses and malware. Exemplar: people were actually [http://www.cnet.com/news/gta-v-pc-torrent-scam-hits-thousands/ stupid enough to download the "PC version of GTA V"] via a torrent months before it was even announced. ''[[retards|People fall for this more commonly than you might think]].''

===How to Crack any Software you want===
Tired of paying for shit you can get for free? This video will show you how to crack any software you want!!!
<center><youtube>YxPsS4YGZRU</youtube></center>

==Distribution==
[[File:Software Pirate.gif|left]]

Warez are generally made available to the [[Idiots|e-public]] by [[pirate|software pirates]]. Moreover, much of this happens over [[IRC]], [[Bittorrent]] and [[Usenet]] and therefore it's [[serious fucking business]]. Since all pirates are those who properly know how to manage their budget, and stick it to the man, but it hurts the "industry" (of scamming you to pay up for the distribution, NOT the engineering, of numerical digits), [[some argue]] that there is more [[lulz|drama]] relating to software piracy than all other internets drama combined. Downloading warez [[Anecdotal evidence|is very similar]] to [[Masturbation|masturbation]], as most [[You|people]] do it, but dislike talking about their [[Cybersex|personal experiences]] to people that might get their feelings hurt.

<center>{{youtube|up863eQKGUI|Typical anti-warez video made by greedy Jews}}</center>
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You can tell that it's [[bullshit]] because [[niggers]] are telling [[whites]] not to steal.

===Websites===
''Use [https://fastforward.team FastForward] to bypass link shorteners, translate pages with [https://github.com/FilipePS/Traduzir-paginas-web TWP], and remember to always scan warez before installing with tools like [https://www.virustotal.com/ VirusTotal] / [https://rentry.org/vtoncolab VToncolab] or by using it in [https://rentry.co/sandboxie-guide Sandboxie].''

[[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px|link=]] = applications

[[File:Open Iconic book.svg|16px|link=]] = ebooks (not software)

[[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] = video games

[[File:Globe icon.svg|16px|link=]] = any digital files (including the above)

''Search the [https://fmhy.vercel.app/ FMHY website] for up to date sources on most forms of pirated media (programs, games, music, shows, books, etc)''

====Torrent====

*🇺🇸 <s>[https://thepiratebay.org The Pirate Bay]</s> [[File:Globe icon.svg|15px|link=]] ''TPB is unmoderated; it is possible you will come across malware. Best to avoid.''
*🇺🇸 [https://fitgirl-repacks.site FitGirl] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] most reliable game repacks.
*🇷🇺 [https://rutracker.org RuTracker] [[File:Globe icon.svg|15px|link=]] ([https://rutracker.nl/ .nl], [https://rutracker.net/ .net]) ''account required to download.''
*🇷🇺 [https://w14.monkrus.ws m0nkrus] [[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px|link=]] most reliable adobe, autodesk and microsoft applications. ''downloads link to forums that require accounts.''
*🇺🇸 [https://1337x.to 1337x] [[File:Globe icon.svg|15px|link=]] ([https://1337x.so .so], [https://1337x.st .st], [https://x1337x.ws .ws], [https://x1337x.eu .eu], [https://x1337x.se .se]) although they have apps/games it's best to avoid them and only use it for music/movies.
*🇺🇸 [https://boards.4chan.org/t/ /t/] [[File:Globe icon.svg|15px|link=]] brace yourself for porn.

====Direct====

*🇷🇺 [https://rsload.net/ RSLOAD] [[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px|link=]]
*🇺🇸 [https://forum.mobilism.org Mobilism] [[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px|link=]] / [[File:Open Iconic book.svg|16px|link=]] ''account required to access.''
*🇷🇺 [https://lrepacks.net/ LRepacks] [[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px|link=]]
*🇺🇸 [https://crackhub.site/ Crackhub] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] site repack aggregator. ''No updates since mid-2022.''
*🇺🇸 <s>[https://appnee.com AppNee]</s> [[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px]] / [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] annoying.
*🇺🇸 [https://nsaneforums.com/nsane.down/ nsane.down] [[File:PICOL icon Floppy disk.svg|15px|link=]]
*🇺🇸 [https://kaoskrew.org KaOsKrew] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] repacker group (KiNG, Masquerade, and many others.)
*🇷🇺 / 🇺🇸 [https://cs.rin.ru/forum/ CS.RIN.RU] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]]
*🇺🇸 [https://steamrip.com/ SteamRIP] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] pw: ''1234''
*🇺🇸 [https://gog-games.to/ GOG-Games] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]] ([http://goggamespyi7b6ybpnpnlwhb4md6owgbijfsuj6z5hesqt3yfyz42rad.onion/ .onion])
*🇺🇸 [https://dodi-repacks.site/ DODI Repacks] [[File:Gamecontroller.svg|20px|link=]]

''Not in any particular order.''

====Avoid these sites====
=====Game sites=====

*OceanOfGames – Caught with malware multiple times
*CrackingPatching – Caught with malware
*IGG / LoadGames – Added DRM to uploads, doxxed member
*AGFY – Malicious redirect ads
*AimHaven – Malicious redirect ads
*SteamUnlocked – Malicious redirect ads, slow file host, IGG / nosteam uploads
*GoGUnlocked / ROMsUnlocked – SteamUnlocked sister sites
*xGIROx – Caught with malware
*BBRepacks – Caught with malware
*Seyter / Qoob – Caught with malware, tried to switch names
*cracked-games – Caught with malware
*Wifi4Games – Caught with malware
*GameFabrique – IGG uploads + adware installers

=====Application sites=====

*GetIntoPC / GetIntoMAC – Caught with malware multiple times
*SadeemPC / SadeemAPK – Caught with malware multiple times
*KaranPC – Caught with malware multiple times
*AliTPB / AliPak / b4tman – Caught with malware multiple times
*FileCR – Caught with malware multiple times
*FTUApps – Caught with malware
*S0ft4PC / Portable4PC – Caught with malware
*CracksHash – Caught with malware
*haxNode – Caught with malware
*IGI30 - Caught with malware
*MainRepo / MRepo – Caught with malware / Note the the Magisk Module MRepo is unrelated
*AppValley / TutuBox / Ignition – History of DDOS attacks
*CNET / Download.com / ZDNET History of adware

==Drama IRL==

===The Myth===

One of the most common myths about using pirated software is that you can actually "get caught" using it and have the [[partyvan]] [[lies|knocking on your front door]] almost instantly, slaughtering your entire family. This is propaganda in its prime, as it's simply a silly story-virus spread by those software [[jews|owners]] who couldn't get an extension to there 500 foot yacht, to those ignorant [[norp]]s retelling those stories, and the [[SOPA|FBI complying]] with their complaints to scare you into conforming to their standards; not taking anything given out for free on the internet that is otherwise paid elsewhere.

If your ass did somehow get caught, and inside a [[police]] station, you would only get a warning; you are not the one who distributes or engineers this, you are only taking what is given or found without the intention of infringement. And even if you say that you intended to violate it, you in ''utmost'' would be given a [[money#things to do when you owe somebody money|small fine]], because you did not create the crack.

===Tactic===

Warez can also be used as an effective [[IRL]] drama generating tactic.

# Get fired for wearing your [[fursuit]] to work. (OMG [[fursecution]]!!!!).
# Leave an anonymous tip on the BSA hot-line (+1 (888) NO-PIRACY in the [[United States]]); report the unlicensed copies of Visual Studio 2005 you installed. Feel free to exaggerate.
# The authorities will harass your former employer at the BSA's behest, requiring a full audit of all software licenses. Resulting in, perhaps, days of lost work.
# GOTO 1

Stay safe and use a fucking [[VPN]].

==See Also==

*[[Software]]
*[[The Pirate Bay]]
*[[Fraps]]
*[[Torrent]]
*[[H4x0r]]
*[[Virus]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[VPN]]
*[[Winrar]] - a commonly and easily cracked software.
*[[Megaupload]] - [[v&]]; no longer in operation.
*[http://www.behindthefirewalls.com/2013/09/how-to-get-serials-numbers-with-ollydbg.html A Free Guide on Cracking Softwarez]

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United Kingdom

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{{achtung|[[Brexit|The UK is leaving the EU!]] <s>But [[Scotland]] is leaving the UK and joining the EU!</s> lol keep dreaming SNPfags!}}
{{spoilers|Queen Elizabeth II is dead, ding dong the wicked bitch is dead}}
[[Image:Britfag.jpg|thumb|230px|Typical Briton]]
[[File:Morris dancers.gif|thumb|300px|In parts of Britain, traffic signals are worshipped]]
[[File:Hitler%27s_women%27s_hockey_team.jpg|310px|thumb|You're doing it wrong.]]
The '''Country formerly known as the United Kingdom''', also known by its full name, [[TL;DR|The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], and better known as the Divided Kingdom of Fail Crapton and Northern Terroristville, the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan and the United Kuntdom (UK), is a small turd floating in the seas off the coast of Europe. The natives are universally loathed for their rotten teeth and terrible women, even by other Europeans. National pastimes include wearing women's clothing, eating terrible food, bitching about the [[France|French]], going to Thailand or Eastern Europe to pump and dump cheap whores and venting suppressed military penis-envy towards the [[America|United States]], [[Russia]] and [[Chinks|China]].

National dress consists of bowler hats and smoking jackets which are worn even while bathing and swimming. Despite their history of epic military fails and lack of personal hygiene, they still believe that [[USI|they are the greatest people on the fucking planet.]]

Political opinion and culture in the UK, regardless of whether they are on the [[Communist|left-wing]] or [[Nazi|right-wing]], is best known for it's love of banning everything and anything and generally thinking that they can regulate and prohibit their way to utopia. This thinking has now reached a point where if you find yourself in the UK and you are wondering about the legality of an action, it's best just to assume that it's illegal. There is nothing that you can do legally in the UK that you can't do anywhere else, this combined with the fact that the country has no written constitution or constitutionally enshrined Bill of Rights, makes the UK one of the best examples of "soft core fascism" in the western world.

==Notable Areas==
[[File:Wicker man circle dance.gif|thumb|right|200px|Stonehenge, Wiltshire]]
The United Kingdom is divided into a number of smaller country-ettes, each of which is in its own little world. The imaginary distinctions between each pseudo-nation are painfully important to their denizens, mostly because it gives them something to preen about.

*[[England]]
*[[Londonistan]] ''the capital [[Shitty|city]]''
*[[Scotland]] ''also known as Northern England''
*[[Whales]]
*[[Northern Ireland]]
*Cornywall

==British Culture==
[[File:How British people talk.png|thumb|How British people talk.]]
===Cuisine===
[[Image:Crumpet news.jpg|right|200px]]
British food (with a [[Bacon and eggs|few exceptions]]) is notoriously bad. A majority of the food in the UK is tasteless, yet still [[fat|full of calories]]. This is generally because the majority of British folks (like the rest of Europe) would rather spend their time getting [[alcohol|shitfaced]] drunk every day than to be bothered to prepare meals. Besides, most British women can not cook anything other than crumpets or bacon and eggs, simply because food they try to make instantly violates 46 of the [[Over 9000|9001]] health codes in the UK.

It's unknown however whether the food they eat is a cause or effect of their notoriously bad teeth. [[Some argue]] a dreadful diet leads to tooth decay, while others claim that British dishes were invented solely to be eaten by people who obviously [[oral sex|don't give a shit about what effect it may have on their mouths]].

====The Effect on Teeth====
[[Image:Bad-teeth.jpg|thumb|200px|Genuine British Teeth]]
[[Image:British smiles.png|200px|right]]
[[Image:Ugly People 17.jpg|thumb|200px|right|authentic anglo beauty]]
The most efficient way to identify a Brit living in America or anywhere else in the world is to check his or her teeth. This form of identification only works outside the state of Kentucky. The absolute god-awfulness of their teeth is one of the few faults that the British will '''{{archive|ZJYZ0|actually admit to}} '''. However, as with all things British, they manage to turn this into yet another thing to preen about. Brits do this by endlessly bitching that Americans care too much about teeth.

The lack of dental hygiene of the [[chav|typical]] UK citizen should not be dismissed as nit-picking just because, when compared to the rest of [[India|the world]], they don't seem so bad. Britain, after all, as a First World country and a major player on [[USA|the world stage]] should command [[shit nobody cares about|a modicum of respect]].

However, it should be noted that, unlike in America, dental care is free to people aged under 18; therefore, they have no real excuse. Oldfags must pay £16.50 for an examination and over £9,000 for actual treatment. The money raised by the dentists is invested in the [[irony|candy industry]].

===As Tourists===
[[Image:What defines a british person.jpg|thumb|Google is still accurate]]
When some [[troll|moron]] decided to build the "Chunnel" (a tunnel under the Channel that linked the UK with France) in 1994, all hell broke loose as the "Chunnel"'s sole purpose has proven to be allowing Britain's [[moron|hordes]] of perpetually drunk, violent [[caveman|soccer hooligans]] out of their cages to swarm onto the continent and wreak havoc. Granted, seeing as how this inconvenienced only the French, nobody else really gave a shit.
Much as they deny it, Brits are all mutts full of French, German, Italian and Norse blood, which, considering the [[batshit crazy|volatility]] of those races, probably explains why Brits are so all [[asshat|unpleasant]].

=== Climate ===
Rain. But not for much longer. Thanks to [[global warming]], when the gulf stream shuts down England will be treated to a climate more appropriate to its latitude, which is the same as that of [[Moscow]]. However since global warming is taking a fucking long time to get into gear, it still rains over 93% of the time. The chance of rain is statistically proven to be higher if the BBC says it will be sunny.

=== British Lifestyle ===
[[File:4984765+ 30775c038fda0f1bb2b552f88c2b1c8f.jpg|thumb|200px|GTA Britain would look something like this]]
Your typical British wankball will rise nice and early to pour a a gallon of tea down their ugly throats, and stuff some greasy breakfast into their mouth-holes, skipping brushing their teeth and a shower afterward, before eventually sitting down to glare at the rickety old movin' picture light box for a few hours before work. Typical morning programming will be the day's weather report of rain with a chance of terrorism, then to hear the countries national withered old couple Richard & Judy quickly whisk over some horrific international disaster, before moving onto something more light and entertaining, like an old lady in Dorchester who's renting out her vagina as a bed & breakfast or some shit.

<center>{{frame|<youtube>hAX6yi60OPY</youtube>
<center>'''Richard & Judy morning [[boring|borefest]] dubbed over for [[I did it for the lulz|teh lulz]]'''</center>
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Your usual British citizen will then proceed to get up of his fat arse and walk out into the cold dreary rain, battling the weather and sand niggers shouting about how they will kill everyone, to walk into a dull and depressive office building or factory. These gormless bum-pickers will then stare into space for a while, watching the British empire's already crumbled husk sink further into the ground right before their witless eyes. When their break comes, they will gather round to speak ill about other countries, including the British ones. The English will bitch about Scotland and Wales, the Scottish will spout some shit about how they'll become independent, the Welsh will struggle to blink and talk at the same time, and the North Irish will run quickly from the daily pipe bomb that was just thrown through the window. The women of the country will stay at home being ugly. Other activities include squawking to their equally unattractive next door neighbor, both looking like melting wax sculptures of Cilla Black as they gossip about how the man across the road is probably a paedophile, or smacking their tiny chav spawn who run around in the streets flashing their bums and flinging rocks at passers by.

Britons will spend their free time drinking themselves to an early grave. Once work is over, thousands of them from lower to upper class all flock like an avalanche of hobos to their nearest drinking hole. Activities in these places will usually involve chatter about the last football game and loud insipid conversations about bloody immigrants before they all glass each other into unconsciousness. The upper class isn’t any different, perusing piss stained nightclubs and bars, pouring ridiculously expensive booze into their mouths and shoving even more expensive weak coke up their nostrils. In the middle of drinking they will make their way to the Lou that consists of a trough, a sink, a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in months, and three urinals at which men will hock loogies (gob as they say) and spit it on the floor or the wall in front of them. They'll return to their festivities, after not washing their hands of course. All this in an effort to make the make-up caked British sluts that totter around the streets just vaguely fuckable. Then everyone wakes up with a hangover to another dreary morning and the cycle starts again. God save the queen.

===Crime===
[[Image:British Police.jpg|thumb|200px|The British police (Yes, they are this [[gay]])]]
[[Image:Bannedinbritain.jpg|thumb|200px|BANNED IN BRITAIN]]
Crime is the UK's second national sport (the first being [[Football]]), and this second sport is becoming ever more popular as, at the urging of legions of elderly, white haired, [[Tory|Tory-voting]] [[old people|old women]] who hate everything and anything that might resemble [[fun]], [[Government|Big Brother]] is banning everything. (Yes, they are this [[stupid]]).

<big><big>'''People and things [[b&|banned]] and forbidden in Britain include:'''</big></big>

#[[Guns]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#Knives (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Marijuana|House plants]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Loli]]
#[[Shota]]
#[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5291467/Profile-Michael-Savage-the-US-shock-jock-banned-from-Britain.html Michael Savage]
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/under-starter-s-orders-the-latest-weapon-to-be-outlawed-1947204.html Starting races]
#Street parties
#'''{{archive|4pjbU|Manhunt 2}}'''
#Cutlery (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Mike Tyson]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#'''{{archive|66NqN|Fred Phelps}}'''
#'''{{archive|3YjqR|Guro fap fantasies about Girls Aloud}}'''
#Saying horrid things about [[Princess Diana]]
#[[The Human Centipede|The Human Centipede 2]]
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7885918.stm Geert Wilders]
#[[Halloween]]
#Football Hooligans (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8484116.stm Shopping in your pajamas]
#[[Snoop Dogg]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[https://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/08/chris.brown.uk.ban/index.html?hpt=T3 Chris Brown]
#[[Trolling|Cyber-bullying]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Hate Speech]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Lauren Southern]]
#[[Martha Stewart]]
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/giant-plasma-tvs-face-ban-in-battle-to-green-britain-1299665.html Plasma screen TVs] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#'''{{Archive|rwjOP|Photoshop}}''' (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Chris Morris]]
#'''{{archive|Pe4rn|Fire extinguishers}}''' (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#'''{{archive|2VEqa|Goldfish}}'''
#[[Testicles|Conkers]]
#(Possibly) [[Donald Trump]]
#Nuclear weapons
#'''{{archive|P6Zdu|Puppies}}'''
#[[Christmas]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#Celebrating the Fourth of July (Yes, they are this [[jealous|jealous of America]])
#[[You]]

[[Fags|Law abiding citizens]] are left to be [[ass rape|escorted]] while going to the market. This brings great [[lulz]] to [[Amerifags]] as they are all armed to the teeth, and help each other out more often than those dirty [[nigger]]s kill each other.
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==The People==
[[IMage:A_british_gathering.jpg|thumb|What happens when British people get together]]
[[Image:Queen nude stamp.jpg|thumb|Elizabeth II, by Grace of [[God]], of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her [[Antigua and Barbuda|other]] [[Australia|Realms]] [[Canada|and]] [[New Zealand|Territories]] [[Queening|Queen]], Head of the [[Commonwealth]], Defender of the Faith]]
[[File:Woking 925.jpg|thumb|Public transport in Surrey]]
[[File:Weird british guy.jpg|thumb|The average British citizen; smoking a pipe and being faggy.]]

''UKunts'' are the inhabitants of the UK and are basically [[Europeans]] minus the class and culture. Besides ''UKunts'', other terms of endearment to describe the British are '''Brits''' and '''Limeys''' (if you're from America or Canada), '''Pommies''' and '''Pommy Bastards''' (if you are from Australia or New Zealand), '''Island Apes/Monkeys''' (if you are from Germany) and '''Goras''' (if you're from South Asia). Other words to call the British are '''Micks''', '''Paddies''', '''Scots''', and '''Neanderthals'''.

Like USA being infested with [[niggers]], Britain is also being infested with [[sand niggers]]. The first and most notable trait of the is their sense of elitism and entitlement - a leftover from an era when Britain ruled most of the world. Sadly, most of the British people, having lost their power, have not yet lost the feeling that they are better than everyone else. They also get wet dreams from [[Goatse|this]]. Most Britfags had their [[vagina|penis]] chopped off by their mother for getting their sister pregnant.

Despite the fact that Britfags think of the opposite they are actually much inferior in any way possible than other [[Europe|Zooropeans]] due to continuous race-mixing with subhumans and other genetic factors and culture.

Indeed, so far down the primrose path to genetic perdition is Britain that when neo-Nazis protest in town centers, they are harassed by [[Underage B&|15-year-old girls]] pushing a buggy full of niglets from having been knocked up by a pedaristic spade (an offence of statutory rape). Bystanders are so hypnotised by the ZOG machine that they stand and applaud while the neo-Nazi is [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581295/My-daughter-s-mixed-race-booted-Moment-brave-mother-daughter-stood-neo-Nazi-protestors-advocating-free-white-Britain.html struck speechless with horror and flees, fearing for his own sanity.]
=== A Short List of European nations inferior to Britain ===

*[[Germans]]
*[[French]]
*[[Italians]]
*[[Austria|Austrians]]
*[[Swedish]]
*[[Norwegian]]
*[[Denmark|Legoland]]
*[[Finnish]]
*[[Dutch]]
*[[Iceland|Icelanders]]
*[[Belgium|Belgians]]
*[[Greeks]]
*[[Polish]]
*[[Irish]] (different from [[Northern Ireland]] for all of you dumbfuck [[Amerifags|yanks]])
*[[Estonia|Estonian]]
*[[Lithuania|Lithuanian]]
*[[Lesbian land|Lesbinian]]
*[[Latvia|Latvian]]
*[[Hungarian]]
*[[Sealand|Sealandic]]
*[[Switzerland|Swiss]]
*[[Serbian]]
*[[Spanish]]
*Slovakian
*Slovenian
*Luxembourgers
*Liechtensteiners
*Czechs

==Obesity==

UKunts are also famous for being extremely [[fat]]. The UK ranks at number ten on the worlds fattest country countdown, likely due to lack of exercise and high levels of crumpet eating. This is ironic, seeing as how the typical UK stereotype is that [[Americans]] are fat (not that many of them aren't, around 66% of Americans are obese).

==Ego==

The UK holds, without a doubt, the most annoying people on the planet. Everyone, from the 3-year-old to the ancient grandma talks in the worst accent known to man. Combining their terrible accent with how frequently they talk, they get the award. Most British, Irish, and Scottish accents sounds a high-pitched queef from a vagina that has been filled with cement combined with a retarded walrus with herpes in its mouth.

[[unwarranted self-importance| They have a syndrome, reinforced through education, parents and their fellow scumbag peers of being the best in the world because of a now long gone empire.]] They have not quite grasped the fact that all empires rise and fall, this false sense of importance constantly contributing to their image of being the [[lolcow|laughing stock]] of the rest of Europe.

Primitivity has to be considered. The UK is a slowly decaying country losing every possible form of human value. Their youth crime is one of the highest in Europe, and a charming night out will undoubtedly end up with a slap to the face and your phone stolen. Flocks of drunken [[slut|slags]] drift through the cold nights, clutching their high heels with one hand and straddling a cigarette with the other as they babble incoherently at passers-by.

Hypocrisy is an everyday part of life within British people. In the UK people have been brought up being told to not express their feelings and to be reserved. This hypocrisy often leads them to make jokes towards other individuals about what they really think of them; such hypocritical jokes being justified by the word 'banter'. British people find it very difficult to ever say to someone's face what they think of them, with their tiny little minds finding it difficult to comprehend actual empathy, they resort to this "banter" instead.

{{Quote| Haha yeah man, why are you, like, so fuckin' UGLY mate, haha yeah. Prat.| Decent banter}}

British are [[Jew|greedy]] [[brothel|shopkeepers]] who want Arabs to spend [[Jewgold]] buying their crap. But at the same time, they are too racist to tolerate Arabs walking/driving on their streets. Srsly they are grumpy about it and made this grumpumentary. They prefer the rich Arabs send in the [[Jewgold]] via mail order, rather than showing up in person. They believe they are being [[irony|colonized]].

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Srsly tho, the vid above does show that Brits can be some of the greatest IRL [[trolling|trolls]] and provide lots of lulz.

==Chavs==
{{Main|Chav}}
[[Image:Taking dump in police helmet.jpg|200px|thumb| law abiding Briton (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])]]
Chavs are basically the [[Wigger|white version of niggers]], living off the state and smoking enough pot to turn your skin fluorescent. Instead of getting their pasty white asses a job or paying for their own home they would rather bitch about how hard their life is, try to rap, and spawn more children than [[Your Mom]], who will then live the exact same life as their parents with enthusiasm that makes Jesus cry. Such individuals are nonexistent in the rest of Europe, and these subhumans result in the English having a "hate syndrome" with one another, and no moral or dignified background.

[[File:Smokinglol.jpg|thumb|As seen in the above image, British women are the epitome of class.]]

==Things The British Hate==

#Practicing dental hygiene.
#Traffic
#The [[French]].
#Taking away the gallons of tea they drink everyday.
#The [[USA]].
#David Cameron.
#Eating good food.
#Sean Penn.
#The [[Germans]].
#Tipping.
#Piers Morgan.
#[[Cops]].
#The 4th of July.
#Saying something negative about the Royals.
#Children.
#[[Rednecks]].
#Tony Blair.
#Self-defense.
#Brussels.
#American football.
#The Scottish (which ''is'' part of the UK).
#[[Islam|Abu Hamza]].
#The Irish.
#[[Old people]].
#Halloween.
#The EU.
#[[Perez Hilton|Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr]].
#Guns.
#The [[China|Chinese]]
#[[W|George Dubbya]].
#Toothbrushes.
#Toothpaste.
#The [[Scottish]]
#The Welsh
#Mouthwash.
#The [[Australians|Aussies]].
#Gordon Brown.
#Keeping sober.
#The [[Canadians]].
#Warm and sunny tropical weather.
#[[Shit|Hershey's Chocolate]].
#India.
#Themselves
#The [[Spanish]]
#[[You]].

==Famous Britfags==

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*[[CheekyBen]]
*[[Gary Glitter]]
*[[Gordon Brown]] - Ex-Prime Minister
*Deputy PM [[Nick Clegg]] & PM [[David Cameron]] — the first [[gay]] couple to be in office together
*[[Princess Diana]]
*[[Susan Boyle]]
*[[Tony Blair]]
*[[Jack the Ripper]]
*[[Margaret Thatcher]]
*[[Heather Howland]]
*[[UKIP|Nicholas Farage]]
*[[The Royal Family]]
*[[The Beatles]]
*[[Liverpool|Wayne Rooney]]
*[[Mr. Bean]]
*[[Gordon Ramsay]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[Gary Coleman|Sir Garrick Coleman of Stroke]]
*[[Soccer|David Beckham]]
*[[House|Hugh Laurie]]
*[[Rage|Russell Crowe]]
*[[Steve Irwin]]
*[[Kangaroo Jack]]
*[[Morrissey]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]] - If you are a Brit, there is a 2 in 10 chance that he has molested you
*[[Ed Balls]]
*[[Michael Ryan]]
*[[Derrick Bird]]

== History ==
[[File:Wicker man ritual.gif|thumb|Harvest festival in Derbyshire]]
[[Image:Union-jack.gif|thumb|220px|The Union flag]]
[[Image:English nazis2.png|thumb|220px|The Union flag according to /[[k/]]]]
===Early History===
Since [[before the Internets|earliest recorded history]], the evil [[ginger]] [[ebaumsworld|Barbarian tribes]] inhabiting the Kingdoms of [[Scotland]], [[Ireland]], and the Principality of [[Wales]] have been creating [[drama|havoc]] as a way to [[gangbang|gang up]] against one another.

Following the [[hangover|"Scottish Enlightenment"]] and [[slavery|Industrial Revolution]], Scotland became the world's dominant industrial and [[Pain|maritime]] power, playing a leading role in developing parliamentary [[demockery]] and in advancing [[Garfield|literature]] and [[TV|science]]. As hard as this is to believe if you've ever met a [[anus|shit]] eating '''Ned''' (as they prefer to be called), it may be explained when you consider that, like the Jew, the Scots are all [[Jew|skinflints]] when it comes to money.

Until recently, the Channel had kept all enemy [[i|invasion]]s at bay despite frequent 'pop-ins' from such diverse [[anon|party crashers]] as the:
*[[Roman Empire|Romans]]
*[[Vikings]]
*[[France|French]]
*[[Germany|Germans]]
*[[Denmark|Danes]]
*[[Norway|Norwegians]]
*[[Paki]]s.

However, most found the [[puke|British food]]--and obligatory [[piss|lukewarm beer]]--and weather to be so atrocious and [[snob|the people]] so thoroughly obnoxious that they would [[GTFO]] asap, leaving behind their cultural trappings, which the Brits then fashioned into a culture of their own.

===[[Epic Fail|The British Empire]]===
[[Image:Royals.png|thumb|300px|Which one of these crusty perverts is getting a blowjob from [[Madeleine McCann]] right now? SMS the number to 09011 32 22 to WIN! (*UK Residents only. Some conditions apply).]]

{{quote|"The sun never sets on the British Empire."|On 27 December 2008, the sun set on the British Empire at precisely 15:58.}}

{{quote|"...because [[God]] doesn't trust us in the dark."}}

After losing to some [[epic fail|closeted Frenchmen in the Battle of 1066]] and getting their asses taken over by the [[fags|perfumed fops]] of a foreign royal court, the British decided that it would be more fun if they were the ones doling out the [[faggotry]], instead of receiving it. Thus did the British [[attention whore|will to empire]]. There is no doubt this was the greatest [[period]] in British history and a victory for [[white people]] which would not end until the abolition of slavery.
[[Image:Wing Commander Roger Morewood.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This sort of man is why Britain was funnier than America.]]
[[File:British imperial officer uses bengali woman as transport.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|For King, country, and the lulz]]
At its peak, the [[old meme|British Empire]] covered over [[pwnt|one-fourth of the earth's surface]] and nearly one third of its population. Under [[The Royal Family|Queen Victoria]], the [[Army|British Army]] and [[drunk|Navy]] went forth to go where no man had gone before and kindly teach the filthy, godless natives--from the black person of Africa to the [[Jenkem|ripe smelling]] [[Indians|box-wallahs]] of India to [[rickroll|rickshaw]] pulling [[chinks]] of China--the wonders of [[whitey|civilization]] and the [[NO U|word of God]] using some good opium (and a lot of guns failing that). While they were at it, they trolled the fuck out of each nation they favored by making them convert to the British way. This included insisting that everyone drive on the wrong side of the road, speak [[Queening|the Queen's]] English and wear [[gay|suitable]] attire. They also installed bureaucracies in every government and private institutions that would provide enough [[bureaucratic fuck|red tape]] to ensure that the natives would never get restless, since they'd be preoccupied trying to throttle Gupta for having them fill out a form in triplicate to get a fucking train ticket.

[[Image:queenofengland2.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Winston Churchill]] showing his contempt for the British people.]]

Because the [[British]] have a long history of [[pwn|conquering]] [[n00b|helpless brown people]] in Third World shitholes, they have developed [[unwarranted self-importance|delusions of grandeur]] and believe that their empire was greater than it really was. It is a known [[fact]] that Britain's performance drops slightly when their opponents are other [[White]] people, apart from numerous British victories, which are nothing short of ownage.

Because of Britain's activities in sending degenerate [[DO NOT WANT|Irishmen]] to their colonies to fuck like beasts and [[New York|outnumber the local population]], resentment has been simmering against Britain around the world for some time. In particular, people in Africa seem upset about some [[shit nobody cares about|stupid shit that nobody really understands]] and some unpronounceable African dumbfuck word called apartheid, including the grandfather of the [[Barack Hussein Obama|President of the United States]]. [[Some argue]] that Obama, in classic black person tradition, will send his homies to pop a cap in the UK's collective ass as retribution for what it did to the father of the father that abandoned him as a baby, but this is mostly speculation.

===Decline===
Of course all [[win]] eventually turns into [[fail]] and the British Empire swiftly went downhill. The United Kingdom is no longer [[1337|considered an international superpower]] and the United Kingdom now spends its time split between trying to get [[chav]]s neutered and sending its youth to [[rape]] and pillage the [[Middle East]] at the request of its [[Fag|American]] cohorts because they [[Vietnam|fuck up without them around]]. Britons particularly despise the [[Israel|Israelis]] for their part in introducing their former King to Jew.

Ironically the UK is now trying to keep another [[EU|evil empire]] from taking over and ruining its ass. It's clear that the [[Nazi|Germans]], [[French]] and [[Dutch]] are just seriously jealous of the ex-prestige of this country.

==British Time==
[[File:Britfag Thread 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|left|Britfag culture.]]
[[File:Oi It's 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|A factual account of how the British tell the time.]]
[[File:Superior English Time.png|thumb|A rough guide to British time for any Americans.]]
Foreigners visiting Britain for the first time may notice that British people never seem to be wearing watches. Similarly, clocks are absent. This can prove disconcerting, until one realizes that clocks are, in fact, extinct in Britain and have been since the days of [[Bitch|Queen Victoria]], when they where hunted to extinction by [[steampunk|steampunks]] who plundered their innards to decorate their ugly clothes and fashion accessories with.

The only survivor of this nationwide [[holocaust|chronocaust]] is the huge clockface of the belltower of the Houses of Parliament in [[Londonistan]], affectionately known as Big Ben. It is thought that Big Ben was spared, not only due to it being too high for most to reach, but also because the immense size of its component parts made them unsuitable and impractical to attach to clothing, even for the most [[swag|ostentatious]] of [[steampunk|steampunks]].

Because of this, Big Ben fills a vital function in British life as it is their only way of knowing exactly what time it is. On the hour, whenever Big Ben chimes, an awed hush descends on the nation as every single Britfag stops whatever they are doing and listens intently, counting off the chimes on their fingers, before cheerfully and loudly announcing, for example, "[[U WOT M8|OI, IT'S 7 BONG!]]" for the benefit of those who might not be aware of what time it is.

Big Ben is to be destroyed by [[terrorists]] in the year 2020, as fortold in [[Alan Moore]]'s <s>graphic novel</s> movie, ''[[V for Vendetta]]'', plunging the nation into [[anarchy]] and confusion as to what time EastEnders is on tonight. In a desperate attempt to head off the fated catastrophe, [[David Cameron]] has devised a last-ditch plan to filter all [[internet|internet pr0n]] through BAE Detica blackboxes. Every fictional character portrayed in Britain will be interviewed to determine whether the sex she was having was consensual or not. Since when you think of it, sex is an adjunct to marriage, and marriage is a patriarchal institution, and therefore women are actually being coerced by a brutal economic system, any careful viewer should understand it is not. When every last man in Britain is put behind bars for three years, they cannot appear in Guy Fawkes masks and overthrow the government. Hmmm, unless the protesters in the movie were actually women? I never thot of that...

==How to Troll a British person==
[[Image:Chav.jpg|thumb|Say something nice about [[Tony Blair]].]]

*Although technically part of [[Europe]] (and a member of the [[EU]]) [[Some argue|some]] British people [[elitist|do not consider]] [[fucktards|themselves]] [[Eurofag]]s and will likely [[caveman|shove a broken bottle]] in your face if [[Americans|you]] point this fact out to them.
*Call them the niggers of Europe. You wouldn't be wrong in doing so because thats exactly who the British act like on holiday. They somehow can't keep their genitals in their pants or off their male friends proof: '''{{archive|WCVI3}}'''
*Ask them why they hate immigrants so much. Tell them that the immigrants coming in can only better the already extremely inbred British genepool and in the end possibly produce good looking British people for once.
*Say something bad about [[Princess Diana]].
*Remind them that Winston Churchill was legally American because his mom was born in Brooklyn, New York.
*Make jokes and stereotypes about the British which have not been used since the 19th century (see the [[English]] article for tips).
:*Bonus points if you constantly shout "BLIMEY!", "I SAY!" and "OH I DO BELIEVE I FANCY SOME SCONES!". This will cause the Brit to shit rage bricks. Watch out for his scalding hot tea.
*Make jokes about the Royal Family.
*Mention anything positive about the French.
*"Praise the Irish. Long live the IRA!"
*Tell them how you're [[American]] and how much more awesome [[Amerikkka]] is than Britain. You'll likely receive replies such as:
:*BOLLOCKS, I 'ATE THE BLOODY YANKS!
:*BLIMEY! WE 'AVE A YANK IN [[THE GAME]]!
:*GTFO YOU BLOODY YANK!
:*FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCKING TWAT!
*Just know it will always have "yank" in it. Damn [[soviet|red]] coats
*Brits have got the monarchy, the US has the money, but I know that you wanna be [[DO NOT WANT|Canadian!]]
*English people hate foreigners, foreign languages and Americans, so trolling couldn't be easier! You don't even need to be able to speak a language, provided you speak fast enough in whatever [[Moonspeak|gobbly-garbage]] you're speaking, just play your role well enough and all the English people will do is just yell louder (because speaking slower and louder makes every language better).
:*Bonus points are awarded if you play a foreign hooker in Thailand or Amsterdam, so that your mark yells 'HOW MUCH FOR SEX?'
*If the word yank is used, respond along the lines of "Oh my, I haven't had anyone toss me off in awhile. Would you like to exchange [[twitter]] info and meet up IRL?" Most Britfags are homophobic and turning their gay little insult, into what it really is, will cause their puny minds to implode and the rage to flow.
*[[Truth|Point out the fact that they have no civil rights written down in any form of a constitution, and thus, have had their right to bear arms raped in an emergency act of parliament, just because someone shot a couple kids in a high school.]] Note that these members of parliament where probably elected to represent in ghettos they have never been to, due to the way British government is designed to rape immigrants. Also try and avoid the fact that their rights are actually present, just in a whole clusterfuck of documents as opposed to [[Constitution|one]], and that they are [[Irony|better protected by law]] from oppression by the [[W|political]] [[Obama|elite]]. Of course, they won't care to know about this. Why would they when they can watch X Factor?
*Run around and start screaming, [[Bullshit|"AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE BEST SPORT ON EARTH!"]] You will most likely be mugged and stabbed to death, especially by hooligan firms (which are mainly chavs).
*Let them know that even though the sun never sets on the British Empire, the lights in their cars don't work, thanks to Lucas Electric.
*Point out that two-thirds of the world's English-speakers are American, English-language culture is now dominated by Americans, and that the English identity barely exists anymore, having been mostly usurped and improved by Americans.
*Tell them how much the movie [[Mel Gibson|The Patriot]] is the greatest and most accurate war film evar.
*Explain to them that the Americans "save" them in every war and that they beg for our help.
*Bring up Gibraltar[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/gibraltar/10236507/The-Spanish-must-take-their-hands-off-Gibraltars-throat.html][https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/19/gibraltar-dispute-navy-warship-westminster]

== Why The British Suck ==

[[File:British Soldiers.jpg|center]]

#They don't practice proper dental hygiene.
#They smell funny.
#It rains too much in the UK.
#They always whine about [[France]].
#They still have an outdated, insignificant monarchy that doesn't give a shit about how their country is run as they suck their taxes dry.
#They drink too much.
#They're the leftover, butthurt descendants of people who saw the fall of their long gone, once-glorious and power empire.
#They're the fattest people in Europe.
#They let a bunch of niggers, sandniggers and [[China|chinks]] flood their country.
#They're ugly and look inbred.
#They coax and pamper their killers, drug dealers and rapists while sending them off to holiday camps for 2-5 years or so.
#They bitch constantly about how violently gun-loving [[America]] is even though they have the highest murder rate in Europe with repeated daily stabbings, muggings and gang-rapes.
#They have Piers Morgan.
#They talk in all sorts of annoying accents that rapes the ears.
#They're still butthurt because they lost the American Revolutionary War.
#They created [[Harry Potter]].
#Most of them are [[Snob|stuck-up]] [[cunts]].
#They violently fight and kill each other over football.
#They complain about [[Americunts]] being arrogant and thinking that they're the best people in the world, even though they act they same way themselves.
#Their politicians are spineless pussies.
#Their police are also spineless pussies.
#Most of them have inflated, fragile egos.
#They produced [[Simon Cowell]].
#They have disgusting food which is considered the worst in the world.
#They produced [[Gordon Ramsay]].
#They produced [[One Direction]]
#They spend endless days confined in their bedrooms posting bullshit, trolling comments on their shitty, British-run tabloid websites like the Guardian and the [[Daily Mail]].
#They made Amy Winehouse.
#They made The Beatles
#They're political correctness's capital of the world

=== Britland is convoluted as shit ===

*[[Commons:File:British_Isles_Euler_diagram_15.svg|Euler diagram]]

It is no wonder that people don't know where this stuff is located (and funny that Brits get pissy about it).

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High Score/Ship Simulator Extremes

2024-08-30T08:22:54Z

Rvdog815: link to mv goya article was wrong

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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! SHIP
! KILLS
! STATUS
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#01ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Wilhelm Gustloff|MV Wilhelm Gustloff]]
| [[Over 9000|9343]]
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#06ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Goya|MV Goya]]
| 6000
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#08ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jun'yō Maru|Jun'yō Maru]]
| 5620
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#11ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Doña Paz|MV Doña Paz]]
| 4385
| Sunk
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#41ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSenegal.png|23px|link{{=}}Senegal]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Le Joola|MV Le Joola]]
| 1863
| Sunk
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Halifax Explosion|SS Imo SS Mont-Blanc]]
| 1782
| Exploded and Sunk
| 1917
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Spice Islander I|MV Spice Islander I]]
| 1573
| Sunk
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Titanic|RMS Titanic]]
| 1514
| Sunk
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tek Sing|Tek Sing]]
| ~1500
| Sunk
| 1822
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Taiping (steamer)|Taiping]]
| 1500
| Sunk
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHaiti.png|23px|link{{=}}Haiti]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sinking of the ferry Neptune|Neptune]]
| 1500
| Sunk
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Castillo de Olite|SS Castillo de Olite]]
| 1476
| Sunk
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Lusitania|RMS Lusitania]]
| 1168
| Sunk
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sultana (steamboat)|Sultana]]
| 1168
| Sunk
| 1865
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tōya Maru|Tōya Maru]]
| 1159
| Sunk
| 1954
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Empress of Ireland|RMS Empress of Ireland]]
| 1024
| Sunk
| 1914
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:PS General Slocum|PS General Slocum]]
| 1021
| Sunk
| 1904
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|23px|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS al-Salam Boccaccio 98|MS al-Salam]]
| 1012
| Sunk
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Kiche Maru|SS Kiche Maru]]
| 1000
| Sunk
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Hsin-Yu|SS Hsin-Yu]]
| 1000
| Sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Hong Moh|SS Hong Moh]]
| ~1000
| Sunk
| 1921
|- style{{=}}"background:#60ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Wusung
| 900
| Sunk
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#70ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Victory (1737)|HMS Victory]]
| 900
| Sunk
| 1744
|- style{{=}}"background:#80ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Bukoba|MV Bukoba]]
| 894
| Sunk
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Estonia|MS Estonia]]
| 852
| Sunk
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Eastland|SS Eastland]]
| 844
| Renamed and scrapped
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Princess of the Stars|MV Princess of the Stars]]
| 832
| Sunk
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Royal Katherine (1664)|HMS Ramillies]]
| 829
| Sunk
| 1760
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian ship of the line Lefort|Lefort]]
| 826
| Sunk
| 1857
|- style{{=}}"background:#a2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Royal George (1756)|HMS Royal George]]
| 800+
| Sunk
| 1782
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Vaitarna|SS Vaitarna]]
| 746
| Lost
| 1888
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Indigirka|SS Indigirka]]
| 741
| Sunk
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Camorta|SS Camorta]]
| 737
| Sunk
| 1902
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Bulwark (1899)|HMS Bulwark]]
| 736
| Exploded and sunk
| 1914
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS St George (1785)|HMS St George]]
| 731
| Sunk
| 1811
|- style{{=}}"background:#b0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Leusden (ship)|Leusden]]
| 702
| Sunk
| 1738
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Queen Charlotte (1790)|HMS Queen Charlotte]]
| 673
| Sunk
| 1800
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Telmo (Spanish ship)|San Telmo]]
| 644
| Sunk
| 1819
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Princess Alice (1865)|SS Princess Alice]]
| ~640
| Sunk
| 1878
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Norge|SS Norge]]
| 627
| Sunk
| 1904
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Ramdas|SS Ramdas]]
| 625
| Sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Soviet battleship Novorossiysk|Novorossiysk]]
| 608
| Scrapped
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Coronation|HMS Coronation]]
| 600+
| Sunk
| 1691
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Glorieux|HMS Glorieux]]
| 600
| Sunk
| 1782
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:1986 Bangladesh MV Shamia ferry incident|MV Shamia]]
| 600
| Sunk
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Defence (1763)|HMS Defence]]
| 583
| Sunk
| 1811
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City disaster|SS Grandcampe]]
| 581
| Exploded and sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tampomas II|Tampomas II]]
| 580
| Sunk
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Afrique (1907)|SS Afrique]]
| 575
| Sunk
| 1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Minotaur (1793)|HMS Minotaur]]
| 570
| Sunk
| 1810
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS La Bourgogne|SS La Bourgogne]]
| 565
| Sunk
| 1898
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Utopia|SS Utopia]]
| 564
| Scrapped
| 1891
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Príncipe de Asturias (ocean liner)|SS Principe de Asturias]]
| 558
| Sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Cahaya Bahari
| 550
| Sunk
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Atlantic|RMS Atlantic]]
| 546
| Sunk
| 1873
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ottoman frigate Ertuğrul|Ertuğrul]]
| 533
| Sunk
| 1890
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Nasrin-1|MV Nasrin-1]]
| 528
| Sunk
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Namur (1697)|HMS Namur]]
| 520
| Sunk
| 1749
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| Atlas Star
| 500
| Sunk
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spaon]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Valbanera|SS Valbanera]]
| 488
| Sunk
| 1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Salem Express|MV Salem Express]]
| ~470
| Sunk
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sinking of Dongfang zhi Xing|MV Dongfang zhi Xing]]
| 442
| Sunk
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Heimara|SS Heimara]]
| 400
| Sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLibya.png|23px|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of migrant vessel incidents on the Mediterranean Sea#April|Unnamed dinghy]]
| ~400
| Sunk
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|23px|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| [https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naufragio_del_Jambel%C3%AD MS Jambelí]
| ~380
| Overloaded and sunk
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:ARA General Belgrano|ARA General Belgrano]]
| 323
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Port Chicago disaster|SS E. A. Bryan]]
| 320
| Exploded and Sunk
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sinking of MV Sewol|MV Sewol]]
| 304
| Sunk
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ecff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sobral Santos II|Sobral Santos II]]
| ~300
| Sunk
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Lake Albert boat disaster|Unnamed boat]] [[Wikipedia:2014 Lake Albert boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 251
| Sunk
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Heraklion|SS Heraklion]]
| 200
| Sunk
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}PNG]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Rabaul Queen|MV Rabaul Queen]]
| 165
| Sunk
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|23px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV_Vipya#Sinking_of_the_Vipya|MV Vipya]]
| 145
| Sunk
| 1946
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|23px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| [[Wikipedia:Al-Baraqua II|Al-Baraqua II]]
| 116
| Sunk
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMadagascar.png|23px|link{{=}}Madagascar]]
| Samson
| 111
| Sunk
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kwara boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 106
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMozambique.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mozambique]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mozambique boat disaster|Zico]]
| 90
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px|link{{=}}Albania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tragedy of Otranto|Kateri i Radës Sibilla]]
| 83
| Collided and sunk
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Messenia migrant boat disaster|Adrianna]]
| 82+
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Express Samina|MS Express Samina]]
| 82
| Sunk
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKiribati.png|23px|link{{=}}Kiribati]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Butiraoi|MV Butiraoi]]
| 81
| Sunk
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ogbaru boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 76
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCAR.png|23px|link{{=}}CAR]]
| Unnamed boat
| 50
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|23px|link{{=}}DR Congo]]
| Unnamed boat
| 47
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Andrea Doria|SS Andrea Doria MS Stockholm]]
| 46
| Collided Sunk
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Derbyshire|MV Derbyshire]]
| 44
| Sunk
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Heleanna
| 41
| Sunk
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Canary Islands migrant boat disaster|Rubber Dinghy]]
| 35-39
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:USS Liberty incident|USS Liberty]]
| 34
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1967
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKiribati.png|23px|link{{=}}Kiribati]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Kiribati ferry accident|Unnamed catamaran]]
| 33
| Sunk
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Spanish schooner Virgen de Covadonga|Virgen de Covadonga]]
| 32
| Bombed and sunk
| 1880
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Costa Concordia|Costa Concordia]]
| [[Cho Seung Hui|32]]
| Scrapped
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMHS Britannic|Britannic]]
| 30
| Bombed and sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|23px|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Royal Pacific
| 30
| Sunk
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Golden Dawn
| 28
| Sunk
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| B/C DISTOS
| 20
| Sunk
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|23px|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Bahamas boat capsizing|Unnamed boat]]
| 17
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Norwich City|SS Norwich City]]
| 11
| Ran aground
| 1928
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:City of Poros ship attack|City of Poros]]
| 11
| Attacked, bombed and sunked
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Deepwater Horizon]]
| 11
| Exploded and sunk
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Jascon 4
| 11
| Sunk
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| County of Roxburgh
| 10
| Ran aground
| 1906
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| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Villa de Pitanxo
| 10
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
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| 4 Unnamed Boats
| 10
| Sunk
| 2022
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| Unnamed boat Unnamed boat
| 9
| Sunk
| 2024
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| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Keoyoung Sun|Keoyoung Sun]]
| 8
| Sunk
| 2024
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| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCapeVerde.png|23px|link{{=}}Cape Verde]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Cape Verde migrant boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 7
| Sunk
| 2023
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| _row_count
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| [[Wikipedia:MV Dali|MV Dali]]
| 6
| Crashed into bridge
| 2024
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| 5
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| 2023
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Ambrose Bierce

2024-08-28T03:58:42Z

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{{quote|'''COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.'''
|'''Ambrose Bierce - ''The Devil's Dictionary'', on the state of mind felt by trolls reveling in the butthurt tears of lolcows.'''}}

[[File:Abierce.jpg|thumb|350px|[[Fact|One of the forefathers of modern lulz]].]]

'''Ambrose Bierce''' (born Ambrose Gwinnet Bierce) was born June 24, 1842 and while he became known for a lot of things during his life, his most notable achievements included writing ''The Devil's Dictionary'', a lulzy predecessor to modern day ED (and from which ED draws inspiration), and being such a pissy bastard, many people referred to him as "[[Asshole|Bitter Bierce]]".

== Early life ==

He was born the son of Marcus and Laura Bierce, and because his daddy was a terminal [[Autism|autist]], he and rest of his twelve siblings were all given names whose first letter started with A.

His family was [[poor]], but they encouraged their son Ambrose to read and write, so from a young age, Ambrose Bierce was trained in the art of writing something more entertaining than the graffiti and piss streaks on a [[Walmart]] bathroom stall, which would further Bierce's career in producing [[lulz]] later in life.

When he was fifteen, his first job was being a printer's devil for a newspaper in [[Ohio]], which was a fancy way of saying he handled [[Shit|big rolls of printing machine diarrhea]].

== Military Career ==

{{quote|BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
|''Ambrose Bierce, ''The Devil's Dictionary'', noting that battle essentially means "If you can't win an argument with someone, just kill the motherfucker and thus win by default.}}

When [[The War of Northern Aggression]] began, he joined the Union side and first got noticed by his superiors in the Battle of Philippi when he stupidly dragged some fucking idiot who got shot out of harm's way instead of leaving the dumbass to die of his own fail. Some newspapers thought this was [[Retarded|valorous]], [[No|but since his superiors were smarter than a bunch of fucktarded newspaper editors]], he was eventually made a First Lieutenant in 1862 and was assigned as a "topographical engineer", which basically meant he drew pretty pictures of places where it most likely the Confederates would shoot Union soldiers in the ass since most of his commanders were too fucking dumb to figure that shit out for themselves.

Regardless of having a job that should have kept his ass out of trouble, he nearly got his head blown off in 1864, spent most of the summer sleeping off the bullet in his brain, and was eventually told to GTFO the Union Army in January 1865, but not before becoming a brevet major.

== Personal Life ==

{{quote|LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed. The question, "Is life worth living?" has been much discussed; particularly by those who think it is not, many of whom have written at great length in support of their view and by careful observance of the laws of health enjoyed for long terms of years the honors of successful controversy.
|''Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, on the topic of whether living is important, [[Irony|noting that suicide advocates tend to enjoy lulz and live longer than the rest of us]].}}

Bierce got married in 1871, had a daughter and two sons, one of which decided to [[an hero]] because some bitch wouldn't fuck him, and the other died of [[alcoholism]], and both died before their daddy did. Bierce eventually left his wife after he read some letters of hers and discovered a secret code in them about how she was slinging her cunt for another guy behind his back.

He also suffered lifelong [[AIDS|asthma]] and had constant headaches from getting shot in the head during the Civil War, both of which made him a cranky motherfucker and contributed to his desire to [[IDIFTL|take the piss out of life itself]].

Famous [[homosex|fudgepacker]], [[Oscar Wilde]] once [[trolled]] Bierce by telling him that he'd like to kiss him, leading Bierce to declare, "[[Do not want]]! [[GTFO]], [[fag]]." Bierce later [[Troll's remorse|felt bad about this]] and the two [[buttsex|made friends]] shortly afterwards.

== Journalism ==

After the Civil War, Bierce spent most of his time writing for various news rags eventually coming to be employed by [[William Randolph Hearst]]; who could be considered a forefather to ED itself as he enjoyed lulz and courted a wide readership looking for their latest lulz fix. It was while working for Hearst that Bierce would come to master his trade in the art of lulz dispersal.

=== Railroad Refinancing Bill ===

When building the First Transcontinental Railroad, the Union and Central Pacific Railroads amassed [[over 9000|130 million dollars in debt]], and even though the US government was really fucking lazy in expecting the money back, Collis Potter Huntington (one the guys responsible for the huge debt) tried to convince Congress [[Jew|to quietly write off the debt because he was a cheapass.]]

Hearst, however, saw some delicious drama in [[For the Lulz|fucking this faggotry up]], so he sent Bierce to confront Huntington on the steps of the Capitol Building and threatened to expose his [[Jew]]ry to the world. When the rich fuck asked him how much money he'd have to pay Bierce to shut up, Bierce responded with,

{{quote|[[Lulz|My price is one hundred thirty million dollars. If, when you are ready to pay, I happen to be out of town, you may hand it over to my friend, the Treasurer of the United States.]]}}

Not long after, the U.S public [[Rage|flipped the fuck out]] over Huntington's corruption, Congress was fucking embarrassed over being the ass end of the drama, and the railroads were forced to pay the money they owed in the first place.

=== McKinley Assassination Lulz ===

[[File:Ambrose Bierce Portrait.png|thumb|[[Doing it right]].]]

Bierce gained quite a reputation for taking the piss out of politicians and taking potshots at the fail of society, and when someone killed President McKinley in 1900, opponents of William Randolph Hearst made up [[Bullshit|totally believable claims]] that a short poem written about the assassination of '''{{wikilink|William_Goebel|William Goebel}}''' was really Bierce and Hearsts' way of [[And nothing of value was lost|being responsible for McKinley's death.]]

For the record, the full text of the poem went like this:

{{quote|The bullet that pierced Goebel's breast
Can not be found in all the West; 
Good reason, it is speeding here 
To stretch McKinley on his bier.}}

The incident caused an epic shitstorm of controversy, to the point most rival newspapers and even the Secretary of State accused Hearst and Bierce of calling for McKinley's assassination, and even though Hearst was kicked out of a club for rich fucks and had his presidential campaign [[Abortion|killed in the womb]], he was so amused at the seething butthurt Bierce's unintentional troll had started that he never fired Bierce nor confirmed or denied his enemies suspicions about his intentions.

== Literary works ==

Bierce wrote about a variety of topics, not just those oriented towards the lulz, but even his most failtastic writing was praised as being well written.

Most of his war stories revolved around the theme that [[Obvious|"war fucking sucks for the poor bastards on the firing line"]]. He also wrote poetry of the grotesquerie genre (in plain English, poetry with weird and disturbing shit written to [[IDIFTL|freak people out.]])

However, his most famous work was ''The Devil's Dictionary'', which is an omnibus of various articles he wrote in newspapers taking the piss out of many common words, phrases, and memes of his day. He himself preferred the title ''The Cynic's Word Dictionary'', but either way, it was and still is funny as hell, and is the [[Fact|direct inspiration behind the writing philosophy of Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

==Disappearance from history==

In 1913, while touring some Civil War battlefields, he met up with a spic named Pancho Villa who was starting shit in [[Mexico]], and because he was bored, he tagged along as an observer.

His last known communication with humanity was to Blanche Partington, a woman many people suspected him of fucking, but by her account she was simply a newfag at writing and the closest she got to giving him a sexual favor was fellating his desire to help her with her creative writing career.

Anyway, his last letter to her closed with the words ''"As to me, I leave here tomorrow for an unknown destination"''.

After that, he more or less disappeared from history.

Some speculate he decided to [[An hero|end his life in a lulzy way]], others argue he was shot by angry spics, and some people <s>just admit they don't have a fucking clue what happened to the guy</s> argue [[Aliens]] took him away.

== Lulzy Quotes From Bierce's Work ==

{{morphquote|a|background-color: default;|font-weight: bold;
|Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.|A description of just how bad a [[retard]]'s fail is.
|Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.|this is that sensation you feel when you successfully troll someone.
|Cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.|[[Hate|You just know Anonymous loves this guy.]]
|Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.|Ambrose Bierce, ''Epigrams'', describing why memefags are the [[Cancer|parties responsible for the death of lulz]].
|Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.|Truer words were never spoken about ''The Devil's Dictionary'' and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
}}

== See Also ==

*[[Cthulhu]] - Bierce contributed a little to H.P. Lovecraft's work, when he wasn't busy scaring the shit out of him.
*[[Drama]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Lulz]]
*[[Troll]]
*[[William Tecumseh Sherman]] - One of the forefathers of Anonymous.
*[[William Randolph Hearst]]

== External Links ==
*'''{{wikilink|Ambrose_Bierce|Ambrose Bierce}}''' on [[Wikipedia]]
*[https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/search/?query=Ambrose+Bierce Bierce's works, publicly available for reading & download from ''Project Gutenberg'']
*[https://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/ Online edition of ''The Devil's Dictionary'']
*[http://www.ambrosebierce.org/main.html The Ambrose Bierce Project - a digital resource for historyfags.]

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William Tecumseh Sherman

2024-08-27T22:26:21Z

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[[Image:Sherman - 1.jpg|thumb|While sitting for this photograph, Sherman killed six other people in the room.]]
[[Image:Sherman - 9.jpg|thumb|A ginger nobody fucked with.]]
'''Life ruining tactics''' are nothing new on the internet, where, on an almost daily basis, some noob, white knight, or camwhore has his or her collective ass handed to them in the form of dox dropping, black faxes, and party vans. This sort of trickery, because of its commonplace nature, is often overlooked or even demoted to “business as usual” by the internet’s many users. It is because of this very reduction in importance that the past should be reviewed and analyzed more closely. By appraising the past actions of other noted historical trolls, the average dramacrat can become a great dramacrat… and the great dramacrats can become legendary.
[[File:SHERMAN REKT!.jpg|thumb|A tank was named after him]]
The concepts and acts that accompany life ruining tactics can be boiled down and personified by one person: '''William Tecumseh Sherman''', who not only practiced such tactics, but was a proficient expert in the notion and application of “country ruining tactics” to the point of being characterized as the Devil himself. Still vilified to this day in the deep South, Sherman showed the slave owning rebel states, and the world, who was boss by basically deleting fucking everything that had to do with the Confederacy. Indeed, William Tecumseh Sherman is held up by many Anons as the spiritual forefather of [[Anonymous]], for his hatred of everything and his way of taking KILL IT WITH FIRE to the next level.

==Description and Attitudes==
[[Image:Sherman - 4.jpg|thumb|Bad hair day.]]
William Tecumseh Sherman, sporting a close cropped head of fire red hair, was a short, but energetic ne'er do well who hated just about everything. He wore his clothes unkempt, he rarely shaved, and tended to give his superior officers backtalk that bordered on treason. He hated slavery while also hating abolitionists. He didn't own slaves, but he also didn't have an opinion about slaves themselves. This striking combination of lethargy towards the problems of his times and the general malaise he had towards the establishment is more akin to the ambivalence displayed by today's angsty teen youths, than to anybody of his current times. The only major difference was that Sherman wasn't a basement dwelling pussy too fat to crawl up the stairs. Also, Sherman would come to find early in his career, that he really, really liked to fight...and that he was good at it.

==Early Life==

Sherman was born someplace at some time which nobody really cares about because all the interesting stuff happened much later when he was in Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. He attended military school and was an excellent student even though he was hated by his teachers because he was always in trouble for fucking around when he should have been studying. After graduation, he went west and killed a hell of a lot of [[Native Americans|American Indians]] in a lot of interesting and bloody ways. It was through these actions that Sherman found out he was pretty good at fighting and even better at the ancient and honorable skill of “sucker punching” (fucking people up when they aren't looking).

Sadly, he ended his time within the military and made his way further west where he founded Sacramento during the 1850s gold rush. Having a rich and influential family, there was no shortage of jobs or work. He ran a bank that went under and pretty much sucked at everything he did, which included teaching, and land speculation. So he went back to the military and what he knew best: fucking up shit.

==The Civil War years==
[[Image:Sherman - 3.jpg|thumb|Some hippy faggot put this on a shirt...BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED!]]
[[Image:Sherman - 5.jpg|thumb|Sherman: still good for a jab at southerners.]]
[[Image:Sherman - 6.jpg|thumb|How a REAL man impresses girls: BURN SHIT DOWN! Also, LOL treason.]]
{{squote|You people of the South don't know what you are doing…Besides, where are your men and appliances of war to contend against them? The North can make a steam engine, locomotive, or railway car; hardly a yard of cloth or pair of shoes can you make. You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical, and determined people on Earth—right at your doors. You are bound to fail.|Sherman addresses the whole mess just prior to the Civil War.}}

Sherman’s second stint with the army is where he really proved that he was a badass. He was first appointed as a colonel to a non-existent volunteer corps of men which he raised and trained. He then attempted to kick some secessionist’s asses at the Battle of Bull Run, but a massive defeat was suffered and [[9,000|over 9,000]] Union soldiers were killed and/or wounded. Despite this loss, his ass kissing earned him a [[battlefield]] promotion because he had impressed Abe Lincoln…who would later learn to hate Sherman despite his accomplishments.

===Looney Tunes===

After Bull Run, Sherman was put in charge of Kentucky, where he not only had to deal with [[confederate]] troops, but he also had to deal with Cincinnati newspapers calling him crazy on various occasions. These accusations, coupled with the fact that Sherman really was crazy, led him to leave his command for a time and seek help from his family. During his time in Kentucky, Sherman would begin his long career of working with Ulysses S. Grant.

===Ulysses S. Grant===

{{quote|Tis better to troll in Hell than to be a noob in Heaven|Sherman’s attitude towards working with Grant.}}

After Sherman was assigned to work with Grant, both men’s fortunes would become akin to a roller coaster ride. They suffered many defeats and shared in many victories, but they still could not catch a break in the press.

{{quote|[The] army was being ruined in mud-turtle expeditions, under the leadership of a drunkard [Grant], whose confidential adviser [Sherman] was a lunatic.|Union newspaper just before Grant and Sherman smashed Tennessee.}}

Sometime after destroying the Confederate armies in Memphis and Chattanooga, the Union press began to take the stance that Grant was known to be a raging alcoholic and was reprimanded for his dalliance with alcohol on a few occasions while Sherman had succumbed to a nervous breakdown. Both men were to be maligned in the press as much as possible. Sarcastically, the media of the day even went so far as to ask, in mock seriousness, “what could be a better duo to put in charge of the entire western theater of the American Civil War?

In reality, nobody thought it was a good idea, but for some reason, these two men became a force to reckon with when they took to a battlefield together. Perhaps the combination of weakness, insecurity, imperfection, self-doubt, and inebriated bravado melded together to form some sort of “super general.” Or perhaps it was because Lincoln couldn’t find anybody else. Whatever the case may be, Grant’s politicking and Sherman’s blind rage pooled into a destructive assrape that had the southern states of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, and Alabama reeling for almost 100 years after the fact.

===OM NOM NOM Georgia===
[[Image:Sherman - 8.jpg|thumb|left|Railroads: PWND]]
[[Image:Sherman - 10.gif|thumb|left|Atlanta: PWND]]
[[Image:Sherman - 2.jpg|thumb|Just before he nuked Atlanta.]]
{{quote|You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out.|Sherman telling Georgia what he has in store for them.}}

After fucking up Tennessee, Sherman set his greedy eyes on the state of Georgia. While in that state, he would perfect what is commonly called “total war” which is the nice way of saying, “[[kill_it_with_fire|burn the shit out of everything]], rape, pillage, plunder, and basically murder anything that looks at you funny.” This scheme was quite successful. So successful in fact, that after he got done burning Atlanta to the ground (it was an accident lol right?) he decided to apply it to all of the Georgia countryside up to and including the port of Savannah. Again, this way of fighting proved to be the best way to take on the Confederates. By breaking their railroads, warehouses, shipping, and eventually their very souls, Sherman was able to erase the South’s ability to wage a meaningful war. On December 22, 1864, in an act of total lulz, Sherman gave the city of Savannah to Lincoln as a [https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/sherman-presents-lincoln-with-a-christmas-gift christmas present]

===How to make South Carolina your Bitch===

South Carolina was the first state to pull out of the Union, thus causing the whole war to begin with. Sherman [[h8|had a special place in his heart]] for the state, wanting to savor the rape for as long as possible before nuking the whole place. He was so hot for Columbia, he marched through swamps at a rate of no less than ten miles a day just to get there in time to burn the town and anything surrounding it to the ground. Witnesses of the carnage swear that no two stones were standing together within the whole swath of ruin that Sherman cut through the countryside. As Sherman marched out of South Carolina, he took the two cannons that had fired the first shots at the start of the war, trophies of his epic pwning of the whole state.

==Post Civil War==
[[Image:Sherman - 11.jpg|thumb|left|Sitting Bull: Renamed Shitting Bull after he realized how fucked he was.]]
When Robert E. Lee surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant after the Battle of Appomattox Court House, Sherman was put in charge of every state and territory west of Missouri. This huge land mass was to be [[Assrape|subjugated]] in much the same way the South was, by the use of hard warfare on the [[Native_American|drunken red savages]] that were illegally squatting on American soil despite the constant warnings from the United States government. Sherman, now an old expert on this sort of permanent cockslapping, immediately told his troops to begin shooting as many buffalo as they could see, depriving the Indians a valuable source of food, clothing, and [[dildos|trade goods.]]

Here are some of his more notable quotes about the whole affair:

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|The railroads are the most important element now in progress to facilitate the military interests of our Frontier. We are not going to let a few thieving, ragged Indians check and stop the progress of the railroads.|Sherman hated Indians more than he hated Confederates, even though he was named after one.

|We must act with vindictive earnestness against the Sioux, even to their extermination, men, women and children.|Small Pox is too good for them!

|hostile savages like Sitting Bull and his band of outlaw Sioux ... must feel the superior power of the Government. During an assault, the soldiers can not pause to distinguish between male and female, or even discriminate as to age.|Careful Willie, that sort of talk might earn you a court martial!

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It was because of this sort of attitude that Sherman, despite not wanting the job, was promoted by his old pal and new President of the United States Ulysses S. Grant, to the rank of '''''"[[Win|Supreme Commander of the American Armed Forces]]."'''''

==Accomplishments==
[[Image:Sherman - 7.JPG|thumb|He was so kickass, they named a TREE after him.]]
Sherman is affectionately known as the "father of the modern general" by his many fans. These fans include such notable people as the entire '''''Wehrmacht''''' and also several other notable strategic geniuses over the years. Because of his invention of hard war, modern armies can now excel at such wartime favorites as:

*Scorched earth
*War crimes
*Turning battle - a way in which an attacking general can make his army appear to be in several places at once by quickly maneuvering his troops. An idea used to create '''''blitzkrieg''''' a few decades later.
*Getting rid of a bunch of slaves before they could attack his rear.
*Targeting civilians because it's funny.
*Was credited as the first person to utter the famous saying "War is Hell," which has been quoted by several politicians, celebrities, and comic book characters since.
*[[fact|Invented the tactics and attitude that are exhibited by Anons everywhere]].
*Using dirty women to [[AIDS|vaginally disease the enemy]].

Sherman was also asked, on several occasions, to run for the office of President of the United States. The notion appalled him and he was credited with offering this as a response:

{{quote|If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve|Sherman telling the Republicans to fuck off.}}

==Attitude Towards [[Lol|Slavery]]==

During Sherman’s march through both Georgia and South Carolina he managed (by burning down plantations) to free approximately 40,000 slaves. While many historians think of this as a good thing, citing the fact that Sherman did not own slaves himself or approve of slavery, the real case was that Sherman didn’t want the [[lolwut|Confederates to force the slaves to fight against Union troops as they had in battles past.]] He was not prejudicial nor was he helpful to the slaves he did free, he simply [[Meh|didn’t care enough to have an opinion either way.]] He just wanted [[Ruination|to continue to destroy southern cities and rout southern troops]].

Despite his callous nature, many slaves followed Sherman’s army out of gratitude and hero worship. This began causing problems with his logistics and supply lines and prompted Sherman to dispatch one of his generals to lead the freed slaves away from his armies and further into the south. There, the slaves were told to live on lands that Sherman had conquered and to stay out of the way. Some historians believe this is the basis for the “40 acres and a mule” reparation that <s>many</s> tens of slaves were granted, but Sherman never said anything on the subject, he was just happy he wasn’t being followed around by a bunch of darkie beggars anymore.

==Spiritual Forefather of Anonymous==
As mentioned in the introduction to this article, many Anons hold up Sherman as the Spiritual Forefather of Anonymous. The reasons are quite simple. Sherman single handedly invented the [[fisting|class of tactics]] that Anonymous uses daily: the methods of total war. Before Sherman, armies were essentially expected to play nice: only shoot soldiers, never pillage, don't fuck up the nearby town because a fort is next to it. Sherman, being a total badass, saw these rules for the [[faggotry]] they were, and decided to take his doombringing to the next level. Sherman saw war for what it truly was: [[Anonymous|a horrible, unforgiving monster]] that touched everything around it, with no discrimination. Without Sherman, these tactics would have never become commonplace, and Anons would not be using them to bring war against Anonymous' enemies. Simply put, without Sherman, Anonymous would be limited to a bunch of [[douchebags]] holding signs outside of a building, singing songs about how to make peace, not war. [[Fuck you|Fuck that shit!]]

However, it should be noted that Sherman is a ''forefather'', not a founder. Anonymous has no founder nor leader. Sherman simply personified the traits of Anonymous, and laid out the tools Anons would use for their own purposes.

==Death==

Sherman died in 1891, but still wished to bitchslap the Confederates just one last time, which he did: During his funeral, Confederate General Joseph E. Johnston, who was the primary resistance to Sherman during his march through Georgia, did not have a hat while he was attending to his duties as pallbearer for Sherman's coffin. When offered a hat by a friend, Johnston uttered this now-famous quote of irony: "If I were in Sherman's place, and he were standing in mine, he would not put on his hat." Johnston died from pneumonia a month later, catching it from the cold air he neglected to protect himself from during Sherman's funeral. Someplace in Hell, there is a redheaded bastard laughing his ass off.

{{Achievement|From Beyond The Grave|100G - Pwn someone after death.|Achievement 02.jpg}}

==External Links==

*[https://www.history.com/topics/american-civil-war/william-t-sherman A nice group of videos done by the History Channel.]

==See Also==

*[[Civil War]]
*[[Slavery]]

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William Randolph Hearst

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[[File:William Randolph Hearst.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Problem?]]
'''William Randolph Hearst''' was an [[old media]] troll, lifelong fanboy of the [[lulz]] and, as the [[Grooming|mentor]] of [[Ambrose Bierce]], could be considered a forefather of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Long before the dawn of the tubes Hearst was one of the first journalists to come to the realization that [[You|people]] ''love'' to read about scurrilous shit and often favor such news above all else. Hearst devoted his entire life to documenting drama whenever possible and eventually came to perfect many of the techniques essential to the dissemination of [[lulz]].

{{quote|"Mr. Hearst in his long and not laudable career has inflamed Americans against [[Spain|Spaniards]], Americans against [[Japan]]ese, Americans against [[Philippines|Filipinos]], Americans against [[Russia]]ns, and in the pursuit of his incendiary campaign he has printed downright [[lie]]s, forged [[Dox|documents]], [[Kony 2012|faked atrocity stories]], inflammatory editorials, [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|sensational cartoons]] and [[N00dz|photographs]] and other devices by which he abetted his jingoistic ends." - Ernest L. Meyer, Chapter 17: Farewell: Lord of San Simeon, Lords of the Press, George Seldes| Successful troll is successful}}

==Early Life==

Born to George & Phoebe Hearst in 1863, being the son of socialite millionaires, William was anticipated to become an [[Bureaucratic Fuck|upstanding member of the upper-classes]] so in their [[Retardation|wisdom]], his parents shipped his ass off to [[College|Harvard University]].

Hearst had no intention of becoming a boring [[NORP]] so instead he became president of ''The Harvard Lampoon'', a humor rag which took the piss out of more serious [[book]]s and magazines by producing satirical parodies, affording him his first taste of just how cool it was to publish lulz.

Hearst was eventually [[Banhammer|expelled]] from Harvard after a series of hilarious pranks, which included inspiring his fellow students to make asses of themselves after massive keg parties and sending professors he took exception to [[Toilet|chamber pots]] with their faces depicted inside the pan.

==His Journalistic Career==

{{quote|"A Hearst newspaper is [[Awesome|like a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut]]"| Hearst writer Arthur James Pegler}} 
[[File:National Lampoon Magazine William Randolph Hearst Quote.jpg|thumb|A lesson from The Master]]
Since Harvard told him to GTFO and his parents [[facepalm]]ed at the idea that their son might become an unemployed loser, Hearst was handed the reins of ''[[San Francisco|The San Francisco Examiner]]'', a newspaper his father had purchased in the hope that he could utilize it as the editorial equivalent of a self perpetuating blowjob. It subsequently transpired that nobody gave a shit about some rich fuck's [[auto-fellatio]], so he dumped the failing rag into his son's lap, masking his bitter disappointment by claiming that it would [[Unrealistic expectations|give him a chance to become a responsible human being and do something productive with his life]].

Unsurprisingly Hearst did the exact opposite. After declaring his newly acquired enterprise the [[Final Boss|''Monarch Of the Dailies'']] he transformed said publication into something resembling a prototype of today's [[ED]] within which he proceeded to document all forms of corruption, drama, and faggotry perpetrated by wealthy, self-important [[lolcow]]s; some of whom had made his family rich, resulting in further [[Butthurt|embarrassment]] for daddy. The paper soon became one of the most widely read publications of the day, [[some argue]] as a result of Hearst correctly reasoning that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|a publication devoted to lulzy drama involving gargantuan lolcows]] was far more enjoyable to read than some [[Wikipedia|self fellating piece of shit written]] [[Jimbo Wales|for the purpose of getting some rich fuck off.]]

Later, after proving that he could make [[Iron Man Numbers|serious money]] off of printing and circulating lulz, his mother helped him acquire a few more news rags to which he applied his 'magic-touch', transforming them into repositories of [[Drama|shit people actually found interesting]].

It has been posited that a key factor to Hearst's success was his practice of [[EDiot|hiring people who would ordinarily be shit upon]] [[Wikipedia|at other venues]] they attempted to write lulzy material for and letting them do what they wanted [[Bureaucratic fuck|without imposing any bullshit restrictions]].

===War with Joseph Pulitzer===

Hearst's methodology was essentially [[ED:LULZ]] incarnate before the tubes even existed; it was his dedication to this that sparked off a [[war]] with Joesph Pulitzer, a [[Jew]] who ironically had been a major influence upon Hearst's own decision to enter into the field of journalism. Not long after Hearst began making money printing lulz he decided he would troll his former idol by entering into a [[Flame War|battle over who could sell more newspapers.]]

While Pulitzer had an early advantage, in that he had also been printing lulz albeit on a much smaller scale, Hearst would eventually triumph as unlike Pulitzer, who [[Boring|felt his newspaper should benefit society]], Hearst knew people didn't give a rat's cock about ''[[Wikipedia]]esque'' purple-prose, so he just printed [[Moar|more]] lulz instead. Eventually Pulitzer was shown to be about as amusing as [[Uncyclopedia|Unfunnypedia]]. Hearst rubbed further salt into the wounds by managing to steal over half of the [[Troll|creative talent]] employed by [[Jimbo Wales|Pulitzer]] promising them more money and greater freedom working for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|worthier publications]].

Ultimately what really fucked Pulitzer over was the fact that his dedication to being a [[boring]] [[Jew]] wound up being bad for his health, therefore Hearst pwned Pulitzer with his superior trolling stamina.

==Hearst's lulzy political career==
[[File:William Randolph Hearst Trollface.png|thumb|[[Haters gonna hate]]]]
Hearst's earliest political action came in the form of an extended trolling campaign carried out through his newspapers against rich white assholes fucking over the little guy in a fashion many [[EDiot]]s can be observed emulating today. Hearst and his reporters would dig up every embarrassing [[fact]] available to print, more often than not incorporating the lulzier rumors, before then calling out his targets over their political bullshit. In order to achieve maximum coverage the price of the newspapers was dirt cheap ($0.01) which ensured that practically every copy would sell resulting in numerous corrupt rich fucks being driven into an incoherent butthurt rage.

Hearst once threw his hat into the ring of presidential candidacy but, after [[Ambrose Bierce|a little poem written by an employee of his resulted in a shitstorm]], he was forced to curtail his plans. It has been said {{sauce}} he found the butthurt rather delicious compensation. He also attempted to become mayor and then later governor of [[New York]] but was screwed over on both occasions by the Tammany Hall machine, a society of circlejerking politicians who controlled New York politics. He ultimately found it satisfying enough to produce evidence of their corrupt bullshit in his newspapers and then laugh his ass off as they bitched about the negative publicity.

On the war front he was also responsible for trolling Spain and pissing off America enough to start the Spanish–American War by publishing all sorts of half-truths and crazy bullshit about how the [[Spic|Spanish]], who at the time controlled the island of Cuba, were eating babies and forcing Cubans to eat their own [[jenkem]] along with a whole heap of similarly [[batshit insane]] allegations. In 1927, Hearst took it upon himself to publish spurious accounts of senators being paid by Central Americans to start a war with Mexico, [[IDIFTL|just for hell of it.]]

In his later years, he even managed to troll [[Hitler]] in a 1934 interview by telling him Americans thought he was a shitheel because they hated dictators, and later, just to show his trolling went both ways, his American output frequently featured articles written by prominent [[Nazi]]s. 

Hearst's longest-running and perhaps lulziest troll was his alleged 1930's campaign to make [[Marijuana|hemp]] illegal, presumably because hemp forests were a threat to his own forestry concerns but, since Hearst made most of his money publishing lulz, the most likely reason for this was probably to troll drug-users in same way [[Alcohol|Prohibition]] had been trolling [[alcoholic]]s. Well, that and the fact he was probably trying to piss off those greasy, degenerate spics south of the border, whom he fucking hated ever since one named [[Cowboy|Pancho Villa]] pwnt him by stealing all the hemp forests he owned in [[Mexico]].

==The Countertrolling of Hearst: The Movie==

In 1941 a director by the name of [[Orson Welles]] filmed a movie entitled ''[[Movie|Citizen Kane]]'', which opens with a thinly veiled Hearst ripoff uttering the word "[[Clitoris|Rosebud]]" as he dies. This resulted in a bunch of journalists shitting their pants for the rest of the movie, trying to figure out just what the fuck it meant.

It turned out that Hearst was less pissed about the feature being a [[shitty attack article]] disguised as a movie, and more because "Rosebud" was a private nickname for his wife's [[vagoo]].

==Death==

Unfortunately the lulzmobile ran out of gas after the [[Poor people|Great Depression]] wiped out most of Hearst's fortune, robbing him of the much needed funds he required to keep his papers turning out quality lulz. A few short years after World War II had ended he finally keeled over and snuffed it during a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|heart attack]].

==Legacy==

Hearst may be dead, but left us with the knowledge that people want to read about [[lulz]] and that [[EDiot|even the most pathetic basement dweller can be eligible for a fruitful writing career]] documenting [[drama]].

Even if you have to get the ball rolling by [[Do it fgt|becoming one with the lulz]] yourself.

==See also==
*[[Ambrose Bierce]]
*[[Democrat]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Fake News]]
*[[Orson Welles]]

==External Links==
*<s>[http://www.zpub.com/sf/history/willh.html William Randolph Hearst Notable Biography.]</s> (dead) '''{{archive|6NdE|(Archived)}}'''
*'''{{Imdb-link|name/nm0372558/bio/|IMDb biography on Hearst.}}'''
*'''{{Wikilink|William_Randolph_Hearst|A boring Wikipedo biography.}}'''

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{{Timeline|Featured article March 2 & 3, [[2013]]|[[Vocaloid]]|[[Ambrose Bierce]] and [[William Randolph Hearst]]|[[Mary Sue]]}}

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William Randolph Hearst

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Donny Long

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{{achtung|HE WAS ARRESTED FOR HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND CAN'T FUCK WITH US FROM BEHIND BARS!!!}}
{{spoiler|DONNY LONG RAN [[Porn Wiki Leaks|PORN WIKILEAKS]] AND CANDICELYNNPOTTER.COM, AND WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE KIWI FARMS}}
[[File:LonnyDonged.jpg|thumb|200px|He's going to be enjoying even moar anal from now on.]]
[[File:Donald Carlos Seoane.jpeg|thumb|200px|A picture of Donny, while pointing at a dick he wants to suck.]]

'''Donny Long, the Gay Porn God''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Donald Carlos Seoane''') is a repugnant {{age|1980|02|15}}-year-old [[Failed|former]] [[American]] [[porn star]], extortionist, [[alleged]] [[Human Trafficking|human trafficker]] and massive [[lolcow]] who is notable for having a huge case of [[USI]], spending his worthless life fucking ladyboys, [[Internet tough guy|making stupid threats online]], and being in a decade long [[war]] with both [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and [[Kiwifarms]] because we called him [[gay]]. He is a former member of the [[Autistic Legion of Doom]].

Donny Long's extensive filmography includes roles in at least 543 pornographic films, including ''[[Prostitution|Fuck for Dollars 1, 2, 4 & 5]]'', ''[[Midget|Bang A Midget Vol. 2]]'', ''[[Cuckold|Lifestyles Of The Cuckolded 3]]'', ''[[Cuckold|Cuckold Fantasies 6 & 8]]'', ''[[Cuckold|Best Of Cuckold Fantasies 1 & 2]]'', ''[[Cuckold|Best Of Cuckold Fantasies POV]]'' and ''[[Cuckold|Cuckolded on My Wedding Day 4]]''. During his career, Donny was constantly paranoid about catching [[STDs]] and decided to start collecting the [[dox]] and [[HIV]] status of other porn stars to help ensure that he wouldn't accidentally fuck a [[bisexual]] and contract [[GRIDS|Gay-Related Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome]].

Following his exile from the porn industry, which was brought on by other porn stars finding him to be "''Too repugnant for porn.''", he decided to take the dox that he had collected on [[over 9000]] porn stars and created '''[[Porn Wikileaks]]''', a database of porn star dox that [[Blackmail|charged money for removal]]. He also fled the United States to avoid arrest.

In [[2023]] Donny was arrested in [[Florida]] on multiple charges related to alleged human trafficking and [[slavery]].

{{quote|''Donny Long is a pornographic god and hero, porn director, porn production company owner, porn studio owner, porn webmaster, super porn star extraordinaire and porn star retiree. Donny is considered a hero for standing up to the faggots and crossovers that have ruined straight porn and kill wood of straight porn fans everywhere.''|[[Writing yourself into an article|An excerpt from Donny's article on Porn Wikileaks]], [[USI|which he undoubtedly wrote himself]].}}

== Donny's failed boat business ==

{{Quote|Don't deal with Don's Mobile Marine or Affordable Marine Inc. off US1. Run by an individual name Donald Carlos Seoane. This guy has no clue what he's doing. He is a moron and why this jerk owns a company that deals with boats has me completely confused. Has no clue how to run business. In an awful location. Why do all the boats he is selling look like he salvaged them? Why do all the boats look like he bought them from a Cuban Junk Yard?
15 to 25 boats out here at any one time just rotting. I never see anyone here maintaining these derelict looking boats so where is the "owner" and why does he have no staff taking care of the docks?Two of the boats look like they have partially sunk. I've been here several times and Mr. Seoane is never here. The last time I stopped by the place was closed and it was 2 in the afternoon. Who runs this donkey show? I will never return here to do business. Unprofessional and dangerous. Imagine someone who's not familiar with boating coming here and getting killed by stepping into a area and the boat tips or sinks… and imagine buying a boat from this irresponsible way of doing business.

Terrible.|Customer review of Long's boat business by Darren Maclusky.}}

Donald Carlos Seoane/Donny Long was born in Miami, Florida on February 15, 1980. Little is known about his early life, [http://donnylongisaconvictedfelon.com other than the fact that he had multiple run-ins with the law ] His first known arrest occurred on May 14, 1998 when he was eighteen years old. He was charged with burglary and grand theft. Following his 1998 arrest, Long got arrested several other times for various other felonies, and was even convicted for assaulting an ex-girlfriend in 2006.

tl;dr: Even before he was a cock sucking faggot, he was a thief and an abuser of women.

Shortly after his first arrest, Long opened a boat repair business called Don's Mobile Marine, [[USI|which he claimed was the biggest business of its kind in the upper keys]]. As evidenced by the above review, he was really a fucking moron who kept customers waiting, had no one helping him, and his boats had holes bigger than the aftermath of his asshole after taking multiple black dicks.

The 2005 hurricane season pissed what was left of his already shitty business down the drain.

== Donny's failure at sucking dicks for money ==

When it was [[obvious]] to Donny that his only real talent was opening his own holes to damage like what happened to his boats, he decided he was going to enter the porn business, since [[Virgin|he let his business fail because he spent all his time looking at porn anyway]].

After donning a gimp suit and spreading his ass with the words "HIRE ME" written in magic marker on his asscheeks, which he sent to several porn companies in the hopes he'd get his butthole plugged with some sweet, sweet [[cock]], he got hired by Bang Bros, who told him they needed him to fuck women. [[Poor|Being broke]], he swallowed his anger over not getting to suck cock and was hired.

His first porn film was [http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=donnylong/gender=m/donny-long.htm ''Nasty Hardcore Latinas 3''.], and ever since he finally got his dick wet plowing a bunch of [[spic]] [[whore]]s, his [[USI]] led him to claim to [[None|anyone who cared]] [[Over 9000|to have done an extremely large amount of work, appearing in over 500 scenes in his first two years and over 1,000 in total.]] The actual numbers seem to be much lower, although he states that this is because much of his work was done with websites like Bang Bros and Brazzers.

In reality, he actually did do this many scenes, but only if you include all the scenes where he was bottomed and pissed on in [[gay]] and [[shemale]] porn, which he doesn't like to admit to these days because he's [[Lie|"straight"]].

However, Donny would not last long sucking dick for money, as he has a lot of self hatred for being a filthy sodomite and has taken out his sexual shame [[Ted Haggard]] style since 2008 on the porn industry, getting into numerous stupid fights over "crossovers", or porn stars who do gay and straight porn. Ironic, as he's done it himself. According to the self loathing dick licker himself, there is a "Gay Mafia" headed by a porn producer named Mark Spiegler, and these sodomites secretly control the very industry he was once so proud to bounce on the cocks of.

Since he only started saying all this after the porn industry threw him out for having [[GRIDS|AIDS]], acquired after one of the biggest ladyboy orgies in Thailand, whether he's telling the truth or pissed he will be forever denied all the crossover cock he can gobble remains an open question.

Since he was banished from being paid to inhale semen, he started a porn based [[Wikileaks]] parody called [[Porn Wiki Leaks]], [[Lie|claiming to have the dox and STD history of every porn star he could find]].

Donny has always tried to pretend he does not have any direct control over PWL while approving what it does, but the fact all the articles on people he hates have really detailed [[shitty attack article]]s while his is [[Unwarranted self importance]] [[Example.txt|dot text]], the writing style is the same as every other site he owns, the fact he uses a place he says he can't control as a threat against people and they magically defame whomever he wants, and the fact the site is dead except to suck his dick and shit on his enemies can only mean [[Obvious|one thing]].

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== Donny the [[Internet Tough Guy]] ==
{{quote|''Donny Long is psychotic. If he doesn’t like you, he goes around your neighborhood sticking up posters saying you’re a pedophile.''|Mark Spiegler}}
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Let the following video of Donny getting his ass beat by Thai hookers set the tone for the rest of this section.

What Donny Long doesn't want the world to know is that, contrary to his claims of being a badass, he's actually a gigantic weeping pussy who would never hurt anyone IRL. As you can see in the above video, [[women]] half his size handed him his ass, and because he's such a loser, he resorts to attacking people on the internet.

These are the following ways he attacks people:

1. Email: Via throwaway emails, mostly through Gmail, he'll send all sorts of nasty threats and claims of hurting you, and he'll get some sockpuppets to join in to make you think he has a [[personal army]]. In reality, he's just an angry gay man ranting like a crazy fuck, and you can just send his gay love letters to your spam folder and he'll eventually go away when he realizes you don't care.

2. [[Dox]]: Like many other [[butthurt]] [[manchild]]ren on the internet, he thinks finding all your social media accounts and your Facebook counts as dox, which he adds badly photoshopped pictures of shit like calling the target a child molestor, then he posts them on his attack sites, like Pornwikileaks and AdultFYI, and he tries to make it sound like he's got tons of visitors and that all the bad shit on you on internet searches will be so bad for you no one will think you are anything other than a [[sick fuck]], and if you aren't fazed by that, he'll do this to your friends, relatives, anyone he thinks he might hurt, and do the same to them, hoping to either get them to turn on you or for you to do whatever he says.

Unless you are a [[dumbfuck]], his doxing skills suck and even if he does get your dox, all he does is post it with bad photoshops on his attack sites, where he gives himself away as [[batshit insane]] because he'll say you do all sorts of horrible things in [[ALL CAPS]] while calling you a [[fag]] and projecting his own perversions on other people.

Contrary to what he says, most of his shitty websites don't get a lot of views and come off like the rantings of a lunatic, so unless you are a total pussy [[User:JuniusThaddeus|who actually believes people will take his rants seriously]], you can just ignore his retarded threats of spamming blogs and websites with defamation on them.

If he's really butthurt, he'll threaten to hassle your employers and get you fired, and those of your friends and anyone associated with you, and if you're worried about that, getting a [[Lolsuit|lolyer]] is something you can do if you want to throw money at the problem, but if you are too cheap to do that, just warn everyone this sad, cock craving [[internet tough guy]] might threaten and tell them not to feed the troll. Besides, he usually is [[stupid]] enough to threaten your employers while trying to get you fired, and unless they are fucking idiots, they will tell him they will call [[The Man|the cops]] on him instead of believing him.

If this fails to get anything done, he usually gives up because that's basically all he can really do to people.

Aside from these tactics, he can't do shit, and while it would be [[lulz]]y and [[awesome]] if you could get him arrested, he runs around multiple third world countries and hides all his gay websites behind [[Cloudflare]] because he's a pussy, so unless you are loaded, shutting his ass down is probably not going to be effective, so it's best to just ignore him and let him die of the multiple STDs he got from guzzling [[ladyboy]] [[semen]].

Donny always claims to not be himself and always uses fake names and socks when fucking with people, even though the socks always suck his dick, have his enemies, and he and they all have the exact same typing style.

== Donny's various shitty websites ==

* [http://www.donnylong.com/index.php DonnyLong.com]: His personal site for sucking his own dick.
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo0905tjwG3MfGOwGtr0deg His Jewtube channel]
* [http://www.xxxfilmjobs.com/ XXXFilmJobs]: His "adult modeling site". Don't go here even to troll because he steals information and uses anything you post against you as dox.
* [http://www.donnylong.com/blog/ His blog]
* [https://twitter.com/XXXCAMJOBS His Twitter] (banned)
* [https://www.facebook.com/donnyseoane His Facebook]
* <s>[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/ Porn Wikileaks]</s>: His revenge site, more or less. The wiki was a huge collection of bullshit about porn stars in an attempt to ruin the industry that wants nothing more to do with his STD riddled ass. It's <s>basically</s> dead. The blog and forums were all Donny socks talking to each other and him spewing crazy bullshit about anyone he didn't like and used to spread bullshit about people. [http://wayback.archive.org/web/20161024120043/http://motherboard.vice.com:80/blog/the-disturbing-homophobic-motives-behind-porn-wikileaks Donny has always denied running the place, even though his article on it was the only one that wasn't being a shitty ED clone]. In 2019, Bang Bros bought the domain and put up a video of them burning the hard drives that used to host the site.
* [http://www.officialmikesouth.com/ Official Mike South]: Donny's hijacked attempted to pass himself off as the real Mike South, another guy in porn Donny shits on. Filled with all Donny Long bullshit.
* [http://www.adultfyi.com/ AdultFYI]: Yet another Donny Long defamation blog/forum. Nowadays his main defamation site after both CandiceLynnPotter.com and Porn WikiLeaks died.
* <s>[https://www.candicelynnpotter.com CandiceLynnPotter.com]</s> A site named after the mother of Joshua Moon, owner of the [[Kiwi Farms]]. A combination revenge forum and wiki, with the forum being where Donny, his socks, and some trolls faking being on Donny's side masturbated to thoughts [[murder]]ing anyone who posts on the Kiwi Farms and tried to scare people into doing what he says by posting his blackmail to them [[Dumbass|in public]]. The wiki is where he mirrored all the dox he posted on the forums and was meant to serve as another place to defame people and try to scare them into doing what he wants. Now a parked domain.

== Donny's personal cumdumpster, Heather Deep ==
[[File:Heatherdeep.png|thumb|right|180px|Heather's dick is bigger than Donny's.]]
Donny, like every self hating gay man who wants to hide his shame while still looking like he's actually gotten his dick wet with a woman, has his own beard, an [[Azn]] sex slave who goes by the porn name [https://twitter.com/heatherdeepxxx/with_replies Heather Deep].

Thing is, even then he's cheating, because she's actually a ladyboy. Post-op, so it looks like he fucks women, but she's still a young boy he had castrated, pimps out for money every chance he get, and who basically has his cock fondling hands shoved up Heather's ass like a puppet so he can use him as an IRL sockpuppet.

However, Donny has reasons for this. [[Twitter]], in a rare case of not being a shitty site, has banned him every time he ever set up an account on the site for being an [[internet tough guy]], so he uses Heather's account to spam his own bullshit and occasionally has his ladyboy slave mouth the same bullshit he rants about in [[Engrish]] because, after repeated beatings and [[assrape]], Heather is little more than a mindless puppet of a guy with a criminal record for abuse.

When Heather is not being Donny's meatpuppet, the ladyboy basically [[whore]]s herself on Twitter, occasionally posting pictures of Donny allegedly fucking skanks most [[white trash]] wouldn't touch, just so he can make the world think he's not a cock craving faggot, even though his face is rarely shown most of the time, and his dick has to fight to stay hard because [[pussy]] is not the hole he likes to fuck.

Her origins are not clear, and [[Some argue|some of Donny's critics have accused him of getting her from human traffickers to use as a sex slave]], but [[Shit nobody cares about|no one knows for sure]].

She has a [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgs_6vYRmZTUDddifbWdlAQ Youtube channel], but aside from this and Twitter she otherwise just exists so Donny can claim he's not an asshumper and to [[Kitchen|do his bidding]].

Allegedly, Donny has tried to have a child by Heather {{kf|donny-long-donald-carlos-seoane-donny-seo-god-long-generossisback-xxxcamjobs.18721/page-118#post-2205751|and he has miscarried more than once}}, but since there has never been any proof, it's pretty safe to assume [[Tranny|Heather can't have kids with him]] because [[Truth|Donny's cum can't impregnate a hatchet wound where "her" dick used to be]].

== Donny versus Eddie Dzial ==
[[File:Gaykiss1.png|thumb|140px|Donny and Eddie sharing a passionate kiss.]]

[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Eddie_Dzial Eddie Dzial] ([[Powerword|Edward Bernard Przydzial III]]) is basically the [[Anthony Logatto]] to Donny's [[Chris-chan]], and they have been trying to vent their homolust for one another via a very gay feud for the longest time over [[shit nobody cares about]].

This sad and very gay leatherdaddy reject apparently had hot [[buttsex]] with Donny in a bathroom once, and when Donny wouldn't return his calls, he, like any other spurned lover, decided to stalk Donny, sending him gay photoshops as a not so subtle hint Eddie wanted more buttsex.

Donny, like any self hating [[faggot]], has responded by doing the exact same thing and they duel each other on every forum, email service, and wiki they can find, neither one of them able to completely get over their bad breakup, and they are so [[butthurt]] that the other just won't let go that they will likely [[Dying alone|die alone]], never to fill each other asshole with each other's man juice ever again.

tl;dr: Two gay men who never got over their bad breakup yet still want to fuck each other's ass raw anyway but are too pathetic to quit obsessing over [[shit nobody cares about]].

== Donny versus Wikipedia ==
{{quote|''Libelous and questionable information AGAIN! Why cant you guys keep the libel about cristianx and chasey lain off my page? its up again for the 500th time. You want to post about chasey lain then post this video that tells the truth. I filmed that and thats the truth, not the bullshit you keep posting. JUST DELETE MY WIKI SINCE NO ONE CAN RUN IT RIGHT.''|Donny Long, pissed that [[Wikipedophiles]] won't suck his dick [[Pedophilia|like he make young boys do to him everyday]].}}

Long once had an article on Wikipedia, but it didn't suck him off like a gay pornstar, [[Butthurt|so he kept vandalizing the page to get the page deleted]].
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Donny_Long_%282nd_nomination%29 During a long and protracted deletion discussion], [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Donny_Long_%282nd_nomination%29&diff=370794763&oldid=370768954 Long repeatedly vandalized the discussion page with IP edits]. Long also did not seem to understand how the discussion worked, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Donny_Long_%282nd_nomination%29&diff=370834954&oldid=370833847 changing the votes of others][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Donny_Long_%282nd_nomination%29&diff=370982303&oldid=370982165 and accusing others of libel.]

== Donny versus the Kiwi Farms ==
{{Quote|''YOU FAGS WILL MAKE UP ANY AND EVER LIE YOU CAN THINK OF TO TRY AND MAKE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE JEALOUS OF LOOK BAD, ALL FAGS NEED TO JUST KILL THEMSELVES. KILL YOURSELF ALREADY QUEER!!!! FOR WHAT LOL U FAGS CANT PROVE ANY OF THE FAGSHIT U POST ABOUT FAG LONG OR OTHERS YOU ARE JEALOUS OF IS TRUE HAHAHAA. SORRY U SILLY JEALOUS HATER FAGGOTS BUT WE WERE BUSY DOING A CAM SHOW MAKING 68.00 DOLLARS TOTAL BETWEEN TOKENS AND SITE JOINS U KNOW WHERE WE HAVE TO UPLOAD ID’S TO WORK ON WEBCAM U RETARDS''|Donny, whose [[unwarranted self importance]] is flaring out of control.}}

{{kf|donny-long-donald-carlos-seoane-donny-seo-god-long-generossisback-xxxcamjobs.18721|On March 25th, 2016, the autists at the Kiwi Farms stumbled across this flaming queer}} and decided to discuss his [[faggotry]], which, had Eddie Dzial (under the name "poser exposer") not joined in to trollshield, would've ended after three pages and Donny would have likely gone the rest of his life fucking ladyboys and black men in the ass until his HIV compromised immune system gave out.

Eddie's trollshielding got Donny to show his AIDS infected dick on the Farms as "God Long Army General" and immediately started [[Auto-fellatio|sucking Donny off]], and even though they tried to claim they were not the dickhumper himself, he let slip he knew about the thread a week prior, knowledge they would have only had if they were Donny "The Cocksucker" Long himself.

Donny, being a [[dumbass]], then tried to make a thread on Eddie in a really obvious attempt at [[trollshielding]] that made Eddie's own trollshielding look subtle by comparison. [[Shit nobody cares about|None of the Kiwis gave a fuck]] and Long soon left to soothe his bruised ego after the Kiwis laughed their asses off at him.

Not long after he left, they discussed his [[butthurt]], and he soon came back, [[spam]]ming threads about people Long had a grudge against, hoping to make the kiwis his [[personal army]].
This [[fail]]ed and the threads were deleted, prompting the homosexual to start projecting his love of cock on everyone making fun of him and bragging about all the crack whores he fucked to make it look like he wasn't gay, and when this only got more laughter, he just started spamming [[porn]] of his own unwiped ass in the hopes the Kiwis would spend too much time vomiting because he couldn't wipe his own ass instead of mocking his badly disguised [[faggotry]].

Yet again, he [[fail]]ed, and so he started demanding the Kiwis commit [[suicide]], and he finally realized he was doing nothing but digging his own grave after his spam was edited to make it look like he was admitting to the homosexuality of his everyone already figured out for themselves.

tl;dr: Donny Long shows up to Kiwi Farms to make them his [[personal army]], gets [[troll]]ed to oblivion instead.

One day later, he came back under stupidly obvious [[sockpuppet]] [[Lie|"I hate faggots"]], and once the sock was merged into his original account, he ran like a bitch again, ass in pain again, and not from the cock he usually craves.

His Kiwi thread lost all activity by August 2016, and a smart person would have just let the damn thing disappear into the mists of Google search hell, and by February 2017 it was well on its way to no one ever discovering it except by extremely random accident when Long had to fuck things up for himself.

But this time, he wasn't alone. He teamed up with [[Vordrak]] and few other people mad the Farms laughed at them and [[Taking down ED|forced the Kiwi Farms to close because they got the owner Null's mom fired with fake accusations she hosted child porn and the Farms closed to get this to stop]].

To give Donny credit, he actually succeeded, and had he stopped here, he likely would have had the [[Kiwi Farms]] down permanently, but years of being skullfucked by every dick he could find and having HIV and possibly syphllis loaded poz pumped into every hole until his brain tissue started to rot led him to piss all this away.

[[Unrealistic expectations|Because Donny was stupid enough to threaten Null via email even after he won, demanding the Kiwi Farms database or he'd keep harassing other members of Null's family.]]

Null immediately figured caving to the blackmail of the stupidest criminal on the planet was [[retarded]] and [[Lulz|promptly brought the site back up just to spite Donny]].

Shortly after Kiwi Farms came back online, so Donny created a parody forum/wiki of the Kiwi Farms. This site, formerly entitled "Kiwi Farms Not" (later renamed CandiceLynnPotter, after Null's own mother) had its own forum and wiki with the intent of doxing every member of the Farms and outing them all as homosexual pedophiles.

=== Donny's gay ripoff of the Kiwi Farms ===

On [http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/index.php CandiceLynnPotter.com], Donny hoped to eventually [[Taking down ED|take the Kiwi Farms off the internet forever]].

Thing is, Donny is a [[dumbass]], and the below will explain his [[Fucktarded|brilliant]] plans.

1. The initial idea was to clone the titles and first post of most of the Kiwi Farm threads on lolcows, hoping to make the people covered further upset there were now two threads on them on the internet, and offering to remove theirs only if they joined his [[personal army]].

Hardly anyone save [[Oliver D. Smith]] was willing to do this, and even he decided Donny was insane and gave up sooner or later, so this never really went anywhere.

2. Doxing all of Joshua Moon's family. Donny hopes that by doxing every single member of Joshua "Null" Moon's family, he can either get Joshua's family to [[murder]] him for getting them doxed and harassed by a crazy man, or that this will make Joshua take down the site again rather than watch his family get attacked.

The first idea is a pipe dream only an idiot with a syphilis rotted brain and [[GRIDS]] compromised dick would ever think would work, and Null chose to keep the [[Kiwi Farms]] up [[IDIFTL|just to keep pissing Donny off]], so this isn't working either.

3. Trying to dox and harass anyone who has ever posted on the Kiwi Farms, their family, friends, and spreading defamation about them to get them to do what he wants.

This hasn't really worked all that well for the most part, as the Kiwis have largely replied to his dumb threats of doing this with [[DO IT FAGGOT]], and aside from maybe one or two idiots who take this [[Angry Homo Kid|overgrown gay manchild]] seriously, he has yet to actually scare anyone he really wants to frighten into compliance.

4. Other stupid shit:
* Donny, his socks, and maybe one or two of his boyfriends all jerk themselves raw to fantasies of killing, raping, and otherwise hurting people every three or so threads.
* Falling for all sorts of fake and inaccurate dox like goldfish, even being willing to take dox from Kiwi Farms members who are known for spreading bullshit dox just to troll people.
* Donny giving himself away by using the same tag markup, typing style, and rants he does on all his other gay little websites, fooling no one when he claims he doesn't run CandiceLynnPotter, even though the forum is more or less a clone of his [[Porn Wiki Leaks]] forum, right down to layout, tags, and rants about people only Donny Long gives a shit about.

The actual membership of the forum was very small once you remove all the very obvious [[Trolls trolling trolls|trolls]] there to discredit the place.

* candice: Donny himself.
* KiwisAreNeoNazis: Quite likely a shared account, as the posting style has varied if you look over past posts, but known and suspected users of the account include Donny, Oliver D. Smith, Tristan Stadtmuller (some guy who Donny occasionally sucks off and Tristan returns the favor) and possibly even a few of the fake members just there to make the place look like even more of a nuthouse than it already does.
* Queerfield Beach: Donny sock.
* Everyone else is either Donny talking to himself, fake trolls, Eddie Dzial trying to worm his way into positions of power so he can later vandalize the forum and it's wiki to make Donny rage, or [[batshit insane]] people who stumble upon the place by accident.

It also had a wiki that served as an unfunny clone of this very site that had no lulz, so much obvious bullshit no one could ever take it seriously, and who Donny had let tons of people vandalize because he's a gullible dumbass who would hand over sysop rights to anyone who pretends to rim his butthole.

tl;dr: It was a very sad little circlejerk where a self hating gay man lashed out at the world because he craves porn industry cock but knows none of them will fuck him in the ass ever again.

Sometime between June 30 and July 2, 2017, a Kiwifarmer got in hold of the domain and redirected candicelynnpotter.com to {{kf|vordrak-samuel-collingwood-smith-sam-smith-benvolastar-matthew-hopkins-news.16771|this thread}}. Shortly after, [[And nothing of value was lost|the site became a parked domain]].

== How to troll Donny Long ==
[[File:Donald_carlos_seoane_aids.png|thumb|right|180px|His HIV test results.]]
[[File:Donny_long_hiv_test.png|thumb|right|180px|]]
[[File:Donny_long_hiv_test2.png|thumb|right|180px|]]

* Point out his [[homosexuality]].
* Send him gay porn.
* {{kf|donny-long-donald-carlos-seoane-donny-seo-god-long-generossisback-xxxcamjobs.18721/page-99#post-2157129|Call his personal whore Heather Deep a ladyboy}}
* Go onto any of his forums, like Porn Wiki Leaks or his CandiceLynnPotter forum and act like a fan of his long enough he gives you wiki editing powers and makes you a sysop. Wait a little longer and edit so he thinks he can trust you, then go on a vandal spree and spam gay images and shit like this article over and over again. He'll ban you and rage about you being a filthy fag, but that's okay. And, since he's very [[stupid]] and assuming you have some proxies and throwaway accounts on hand, you can keep doing this to him over and over again.
* Tell him he and Eddie Dzial should just fuck already.
* Dox him. Not easy to do, but if you can do this, it will cause him to rage out hard.
* Spam blogs and wikis about his [[faggotry]]. As they say, turnabout is fair play, and Donny doesn't like it when people use his own tactics against him.
* Point out his HIV results are positive.

== Reaction To This Article ==

Having made so many enemies in the porn industry, naturally some of them have brought their spat to Encyclopedia Dramatica. In 2016, his deleted Wikipedia article was copypasted here to ED which angered Long so much that he [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&redirs=1&search=donny+long&fulltext=Search&ns2=1&redirs=1&title=Special%3ASearch&advanced=1&fulltext=Advanced+search created numerous sockpuppets] to let us know how internet savvy he is. Now that his antics have again been noticed by the internet at large, EDiots have made him a properly constructed article.

Even before this article was even complete, Donny and his twink brigade noticed and, like [[Chris-chan]], want it down NOW, and [http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1161 have even threatened ED sysops over it]. [[Taking down ED|We here at ED await whatever Donny and his gay lovers will do to try and get it taken down]].

[[Unrealistic expectations|Not that that's going to happen]].

On May 8, 2017, [http://archive.is/GY19Z Donny Long was so assblasted this article went up he wants to dox ED because they correctly call him a filthy buttpirate].

== References ==
* [http://www.keezmovies.com/donny-long If you really must see this ugly man fucking, here ya go]
* [http://efukt.com/20635_Hygiene_fail.html Donny's filthy, unwiped ass, for your viewing pleasure]
* [http://www.pornnewstoday.com/pnt/2016/01/16/donald-carlos-seoane-aka-donny-long-can-no-longer-maintain-an-erection-his-days-as-a-pornstar-are-over/ <s>Donny's dick is beyond even Viagra's help </s> ] Baleeted. [https://web.archive.org/web/20160224142727/https://www.pornnewstoday.com/pnt/2016/01/16/donald-carlos-seoane-aka-donny-long-can-no-longer-maintain-an-erection-his-days-as-a-pornstar-are-over/ Archive.org link.] Can't stop/Won't stop. [[Pun|ED is forever.]]

== Other links ==

* [[Internet tough guy]]: To the point of parody.
* [[Dox]]: His favorite threat.
* [[Butthurt]]: Constantly from a bunch of dicks in his ass and against a world that rightfully hates him.
* [[Manchild]]
* [[Autism]]: The only explanation for why he never changes.
* [[USI]]: Has a fatal case of this.
* [[Faggot]]: Without question.
* [[Porn]]: He is most proud of spreading his asshole to be dicked for this industry.
* [[Pedophile]]: Loves fucking and beating underage whores in third world countries, [[Some argue|according to some accounts]].
* [[Cock]]: Life wouldn't be worth living if he couldn't suck at least one a day.
* [[Vordrak]]: His gay buttbudy who posts on candicelynnpotter.com.
* [[Oliver Smith]]: Donny's fucktoy, also posts on candicelynnpotter.com.
* [[Edward Bernard Przydzial]]: gobbles up dicks like they're candy.
* [[Autistic Legion of Doom]]

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Henry Kissinger

2024-08-25T22:47:38Z

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{{spoiler|HIS WEALTH AND POWER DID NOT SAVE HIM FROM DEATH.}}
[[Image:Self portrait.JPG|thumb|Self-portrait.]]

'''Henry Kissmyassinger'''{{Jew}} was a sly international [[criminal]] who gained recognition as part of the comedy act ''Kiss my Dick'', along with [[Richard Nixon]] during the 1970s, and later as [[Gerald Ford]]'s scheming collaborator. As of November 29, 2023, he is currently 6 feet under.

A [[Germany|Central European Jew]], Kissinger made it to [[Washington, D.C.|Washington]] bringing along a lot of [[Holocaust|Jewish resentment]]. He served the man and by extent the mongrel populace of diverse continents through his righteous implementing of anticommunism and upholding of [[BDSM|traditional American values and liberties]]. Since he was older than [[Jesus Christ]] no one even remembers him.

== Background ==

[[Image:Henry Killinger.jpg|thumb|left|Not to be confused with [[Adult Swim|Henry Killinger]] and his magic murder bag]]
[[Image:Kissinger eating.JPG|thumb|Kissinger enjoys a petit snack during a conference. Even the link to this image was censored by The Wikipedia Jews.]]

Kissinger was born a [[Jews|Jew]], which automatically made him a money-obsessed Christ-killer. When he was a little boy, his parents escaped to America from their native [[Germany]], fleeing the wrath of the German people who elected [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] to set the record straight with Germany's No. 1 problem. Little Henry is therefore said to have escaped the "[[Holocaust]]", but since it never really happened, that point is moot. The fact that he was born into a tribe of hook-nosed goblins has been a great source of shame to Henry throughout all his life, so he always tried to hide his Jewiness and prove that he's a good little yid, even though the blood of the [[satan|devil]] runs through his veins. For example, he told President [[Richard Nixon|Nixon]] that [[fact|Jews are self-serving bastards]], [https://jweekly.com/2010/12/17/kissingers-gas-chamber-line-on-nixon-tapes-shocks-jews/ said he wouldn't mind if Soviet Jews were put in gas chambers], tried to stop Soviet Jews from escaping their ''allegedly'' [[Anti-semitism|antisemtic]] government, and tried to end military aid to [[Israel]] during the 1973 war so the [[Jewish Internet Defense Force|IDF]] would "bleed a little." To add a final touch, he stole the innocence of a pure white virgin rather than marrying a Jewess, and he has never set foot inside a synagogue in his life.

Unsurprisingly, these actions only give the average person more contempt for Kissinger. Not only was he an evil little kike secretly bent on [[profit]] and world domination, he stooped so low he didn't even have loyalty to his own people (most Jews still maintain fierce loyalty to the tribe, even while conspiring against everyone else). He'd do anything to get on top, even sell out his own people. He had no loyalty or love for ''anyone''. The only thing he cared about was money and power. He was what they called a "Court Jew" in Medieval times. One feels for the innocent girl he stole from an unsuspecting white family. Unsurprisingly, he couldn't stop with her; once a Jew gets a taste of pure [[Christian]] virginity, he can't help but go after and bone all the white girls he can. As well as selling out his own people and carrying out the US government's criminal agenda, he was also on a mission to stick his penis in every pure Christian woman he could get his grubby little Jew hands on, though he set strict standards for his dates (see section below).

Kissinger was a graduate of the [[Shitty|City]] College of [[New York]]. While his public persona was that of the stereotypical [[Circumcision|bored Jew]], he began to participate in a number of comedy albums and [[porn|B-movies]]. The knowledge of show business gave him the necessary skills to treat people like [[whores]]--which eventually would be of great use in his political and diplomatic careers.

During the 70s, Kissinger rose to national prominence as Nixon's National Security Adviser, a position from where he began to cultivate his [[vore|voracious]] sexual appetite. In short time, the bastard amassed [[moar]] and [[moar]] power by collecting [[sex]] films featuring large amounts of compromising and potentially dangerous information on many important and famous people, including [[loser|Alexander Haig]], [[Cockmongler|David Rockefeller]], [[pedophile|Rev.]] [[Jerry Falwell]], [[Fat dyke|Liza Minnelli]], and future first lady [[White middle class liberal|Rosalynn Carter]]. Allegedly, the jewel of this collection was a 16mm hardcore short film from around 1947, featuring a young [[furfag|George H. W. Bush]] in unnatural acts with a [[Thanksgiving|turkey]].

An extensive investigation of Kissinger's files by the [[FBI]] in 2005 showed that he maintained the tapes, and [[masturbation|polished his candlestick]] frequently with them.

== Foreground ==

[[Image:Henry Kissinger mugshot.jpg|thumb|left|He was arrested in 1971 for [[pwning]] his bitch.]]
[[Image:Arab Kissinger.JPG|thumb|In 2001, Kissinger fled [[Paris]] in disguise to avoid capture.]]

At the height of his popularity, Kissinger was even considered sexy, earning him the nickname "Ass Hungry."

After the [[Completely irrelevant history|Watergate scandal]], he managed to come out clean of that shithole, continuing in power as the good Jew he was. His sex habits changed a bit; after he left the government, he declared to the press that he "'''''would not date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet, as they are not completely clean.'''''" He insisted that potential [[prostitute|female suitors]] must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, even advising to "'''''make the switch to''''' [the recently introduced] '''''baby wipes if they don't already use them.'''''" He told the ''Washington Post'', "'''''If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.'''''"

{{Quote|Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac for attracting a splendid, fragrant and freshly shaved pussy|Henry Kissinger, on ''60 minutes''.|color=red|size=440%}}

Kissinger also became known as much for his [[crusades]] for the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Jew World Dominance]], and other political causes as he was for [[buttsecks]]. He further demonstrated a violent reputation for his public outbursts and antics. In 1971, he was arrested for assault and battery against his then mistress, the porn actress [[Paris Hilton|Kathy Hilton]]. Kissinger was sentenced to two months in jail and later, to four months in [[drug]] treatment for repeatedly failing drug tests while on probation.

For his love and devotion in toppling governments, starting [[genocide]], and [[Jihad|killing infidels]], he was awarded the [[Nobel Prize for Racism|Nobel Peace Prize]] in 1973, which also happened to be the day that [[irony]] died.

== Pwnage record ==

Kissinger also has been notable as the [[brain]] behind the [[pwnage]] of a number of international and local personalities:

*[[socialist|Salvador Allende]], Chilean president
*[[guido|Aldo Moro]], Italian prime minister
*[[Bhutto|Ali Bhutto]], Pakistani president
*[[Richard Nixon]]
*People from [[Cambodia]], [[Vietnam]], [[India]], [[Cyprus]], [[Turkey]], [[Egypt]], [[Pakistan]], [[Rhodesia]], [[Indonesia]], and from [[Argentina]], [[Uruguay]], and [[Chile]] through [[fascism|Operation Condor]]

==Gallery==
 <center><gallery>
Image:Henry_Kissinger_MartiniGuy.jpg|Join to party or die, bad man.
Image:Derjude.jpg|Before entering into politics, Kissinger modeled for paintings.
Image:Kissinger and fantastic four.jpg|and he was in [[comic books]]
Image:Miltarymen.jpg|Sure, right, you dead fuck
Image:Satireisdead.jpg|You can't explain that
Image:Henryshrub.jpg|Great minds think alike
</gallery></center> 
==See also==

*[[Lmao Zedong]]
*[[Whore]]
*[[Karl Rove]]
*[[Richard Nixon]]
*[[Christopher Hitchens]]
*[[Republican]]
*[[Cunt]]
*[[Vietnam]]

== External Links ==

*[https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/morford/article/Henry-Kissinger-In-Hell-Because-what-we-really-2748109.php Henry Kissinger In Hell]
*'''{{ytlink|SJiD43oeLCU|Henry Kissinger in ''Freakazoid''}}'''
*<s>[http://www.commondreams.org/scriptfiles/views03/1211-04.htm Moar blood]</s> (dead) '''{{archive|CvQja|(Archived)}}'''
*[https://ronmwangaguhunga.blogspot.com/2005/01/kissinger-and-media-socialite-war.html Even moar blood] '''{{archive|XmY0|(Archived)}}'''

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Taking Down ED

2024-08-25T19:13:18Z

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{{Achtung| Have you tried to take down ED but failed? Well no, I didn't fail}}

<center>{{frame|[[File:EDTakedown.jpg|center|RESISTANCE IS FUTILE]]|border=purple|background=orange}} </center>

{{quote|We’ve tried to have [[script kiddie|internet experts]] get it closed down, but haven’t had any success.|[[Sylvia Lancaster]]|[http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/northwest/9307857.Vile_website_mocks_murder_of_Sophie_Lancaster/ on trying to achieve the impossible.]{{archive|stD7g}}}}

[[File:Cloaked_ip.jpg|thumb|Our hacker defense is state-of-the-art.]]

''It's 10pm. In between watching reruns of MLP, you decide to see if someone has been criticising your art. Scanning your name on Google, you start to lose interest when suddenly, you see there is a link to Encyclopedia Dramatica on page 14. Following the link, you are shocked to see that someone has not only claimed that your totally original characters are simply recolours and tracings, but they have said that what original content you have actually made is nothing more than the fingerpaintings of a 13-year-old, '''WHEN YOU HAVE CLEARLY SAID MANY TIMES YOU ARE 18'''. In a fit of rage, you spit the doritos from your mouth and sweep the empty Mountain Dew cans from your desk. Logging into your DeviantArt account, you quickly message your twelve followers, and together you make a devious plan for revenge. An hour later, after successfully blanking the article and vandalising several admin user pages, you and your friends say goodnight after a lengthy round of patting each other on the back. Satisfied and proud of your actions in defeating those vile EDiots, you go into a deep sleep. In the morning, you catch a bus to your minimum wage job, still bemusing yourself over last night's antics, only to find, to your dismay, that you have been fired after an anonymous email was sent to your boss containing the detailed rape fantasy you wrote about her. Struggling to keep back the tears, you ride the bus back home while pondering over how the EDiots found it. After all, you made sure to post it under the name "SparklefoxYifflover'''37''', instead of your normal name "SparklefoxYifflover'''73'''. Upon getting home, you see a mysterious folded piece of paper lying on your doorstep. Scanning the area cautiously, you reach down and pick it up, slowly opening it to read the haunting words;''

<center> <big> '''lol fgt lol u suk bals olololololollololllol''' </big> </center>

From here on out, there are two choices. You could say "[[lol Internet]]", or you could do something much funnier. This article covers that second choice.

'''Taking down ED''', as you might expect, is something that is quite easy to do. By the time you're done reading this article, hopefully you'll have a better feel for the many ways to do this. It would appear that the majority of these attempts originate on [[YouTube]]. This is likely because [[vlog]]gers are scum. Their fans keep telling them how great everything they do is, and as a result, they have a bad case of [[USI|runaway self-esteem.]]

We'll start with a rundown of past success stories.

==Stories==
===[[Feltcho]]===
Perhaps the original, Feltcho lolled us all by leaving [[Feltcho Voicemails|voicemails]] on [[Joseph Evers]]' machine. Remember: if you're not swearing, we're not listening.

If you're lucky, you'll become a musical piece of ED history.
===[[CircaRigel]]===
[[File:Belinda goofy 1.JPG|thumb|:O]]
[[hilarious|Raped as a child]], CircaRigel would forever have something to prove. One day she caught ED calling her friend [[Irish282]] a pedophile just because he was trying to [[rape|help out]] children. Naturally, she made it her duty to [[1337|/whois ED]] and post some completely inaccurate [[dox]].

By the way, it would later be confirmed that [[Irish282]] really is a pedo. [[gg]].

===[[Mike Sandy]]===

{{quote|So what about Dreamhost? Cant we trace the website's IP and I can use my [[skript kiddie|website hacking software]] to hack the [[1337|Internet Protocol address]] of the website and server its hosted on (encyclopediadramatica.com), then the site will go down. All someone has to do is provide me with an IP address of DreamHost's webhost or the IP address of the server the website is hosted on|Mike Sandy, oblivious to the existence of fucking <strike>nslookup</strike> <strike>cmd</strike> terminal}}

===[[Rootbrian]]===
More than ever, the Internet makes it easy to become a Video Star from the comfort of your Canadian [[Welfare|public housing]], and there's no better proof than Rootbrian himself. Unfortunately, Brian didn't appreciate the fame we brought to him, so he put together a [[vlog]]ging crusade to bring down ED ([[Illiterate|Pronounced by Rootbrian]] sometimes like Ed, the Man's name, and other times with a long 'E' sound, like 'Eeeed'), which is still [[Failing|active]] to [[Last Thursday|this day]].
*Rootbrian got [[Your Mom|his Mom]] on video
*Rootbrian tried telling people not to [[donate]] to ED ([[Streisand Effect|Which got a lot more people donating]]).

===[[VampiricSpektor]]===

Armed with L337 hacking skills, psychic powers so powerful that they could barely be contained within a giant fucking lump on her fivehead, lactating man-dog-tits large enough to feed all of Haiti, and a sturdy pair of orthopedic shoes, VampiricSpektor poses a triple-threat to ED's continued existence on the interwebs.
{{quote|If I have to I'll get the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] hacked. You stupid motherfucking shits.|VampiricSpektor|<s>she's</s> It's going to hax us}}
{{quote|Guys we have won a great victory...[[Incest|my brother and i and my dad joined together]] and [[DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted EVERY peice of information]] on every site that the malcurian and Murkyurine have been on....my mission was too Delete and destroy Encyclopediadramaticas page about me...but it came with great cost....i made myself a target for hackers....Trust? me...that page has been [[1337|manipulated and distorted with all sorts of Codes]] my Friend [[Steve Hodder-Watt|Steve]] gave me...its gonna keep them occupied [[weaboo|kekekekekekekeke]] XD|{{yt|cu|VampiricSpektor|VampiricSpektor}}|after [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blanking]] this page.}}

Those wishing to emulate VS must remember to make videos calling ED illegal while trying your very hardest to get someone to [[legal|bomb their server]]... and you'll probably need a sturdy pair of orthopedic shoes.

(To anyone left confused about VampiricSpektor's gender by those two paragraphs, take note: its genitals are buried so deep beneath the fatty membrane surrounding its body that its gender is knowable to nobody, save a mortician.)

===[[Steve Hodder-Watt]]===
One day, after returning from a walkabout in the bush, Steve Hodder-Watt, a Waboriginal native of Australia, bumbled across the ED article about Aborigines. Without realizing that ED has an article on just about every race there is out there (new articles are created as new races are discovered), Steve immediately [[Retard|jumped to the conclusion that ED is a racist site]]. He then asked his lawyer to put the squeeze on Google, to have ED removed from the Internet.

Naturally, this gave him assloads of [[Streisand Effect|media attention]].

=== [[Aeverine Nieves]] ===
Ava, a noted [[E-lawyer]] and tranny, immediately became [[butthurt]] after seeing "her" article back in 2007 and sent in a [[DMCA]]. This was promptly lol'ed at and the article remained on ED. Then, in 2008, Ava emailed the ED mailing list with this nugget of lulz.

{{Quote|You better play hardball. Because I know what ED is up to. I will not stand for this, the next ED administration election (or what ever it is called), I will run. And if I win, [[Barack Obama|there will be a lot of changes]]. Believe me, ED is not going to win this battle.|[[Internet_tough_guy|Aeverine]]|<del>[http://list.encyclopediadramatica.rs/pipermail/users-encyclopediadramatica.rs/attachments/20081111/a43255f0/attachment-0001.htm on the mailing list]</del> This one made the [[Main Page]]!}}

=== [[Girlvinyl]] ===
Some time [[Last Thursday]], dreary EDiots awoke from their slumber, checking to see if Encyclopedia Dramatica had come back up from maintenance. Instead of finding the "Hang in There" page with that ugly monkey cunt, they instead found a redirect to a site called, "[[Oh Internet]]." Confused, these EDiots went to their [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/ favorite forums] and asked, "WHERES MY ED???" Slowly, the truth emerged from the clouded haze of confusion. [[Whore|Girlvinyl]] in a surge of [[Jew|money hungry rage]] [[Delete_fucking_everything|deleted Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and replaced it with a [[Unfunny|hilarious]] website attempting to [[Know_Your_Meme|catalogue memes]]. Suffice it to say, it got so few page views compared to ED, that it [[failure|closed]] in October 2013, while Encyclopedia Dramatica keeps going strong.

[[File:Crying.gif|thumb|right|This is [[Crybaby|your reaction]] after finding out what the ED villains did to you. There, there, sweetie. We're here to help you!]]

===[[Jolene JRyda]]===

After spending years on [[Facebook]] being an annoying [[attention whore]] and being a horrible failure of a mother, Jolene managed to catch the eye of Facebook trolls who called her on her bullshit. After being informed that she had become Internet famous on Encyclopedia Dramatica, she concocted the perfect plan of [[srsly|faking her death on Facebook]] in order to guilt the trolls into removing her from ED.

===The [[LifeInATent|Martin]] [[WeatherManKevin|Twins]] & [[MeganSpeaks|MeganLeeHeart]]===
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Brian also said you better leave his twin brother alone if you know whats good for you. I swear you realize those articles will be gone by Christmas? [[Unrealistic expectations|ALL three will be gone]]. Stupid fuck.|According to her hubby, adding minor update of their drama to their article is harassment and they're still wishing we gone down sooner.{{archive|GazhS}}|
Doesn't matter and ED won't win. [[Lolwut|Brians got too much power now]]. Matter of time.|[[Yes|Brian, is that you on Megan's account?]] We're still here and waiting.{{archive|H7K3u}}|
We'll see who has the last laugh. Bye.|Uh huh, whatever.{{archive|ZkuX0}}|
Brian said they'll be down soon hes now [[lolsuit|officially working on it]]. Prepare and after that go waste your piece of shit life elsewhere you stupid fuck|Lol.{{archive|t68jv}}}}
Also known as the modern day Internet equivalent of [[whore|Bonnie]] [[goatse|&]] [[faggot|Clyde]]: [[Criminal Scum|Partners in Crime]]. These two (or three, if their mentally unstable twin counted in) are the biggest scumbags the world and the Internet have ever known. Starting out [[Scammer|cheating and stealing]] since the Summer of 2008, and compulsive lying and death threats upon earning YouTube Partnership since 2010, they have made themselves out to be the most notorious couple. Since discovering their articles, they've been obsessed with [[taking down ED]] so they can get rid of all the evidence of their crimes. They have tried everything from sending their brainwashed white knights to vandalize their pages with vanity edits to threatening [[Lolsuit|lawlsuits]] to get their pages taken down, [[pwnt|resulting in failure and their page gaining even more notability]]. Now deliberately hoping that ED will be gone by Christmas of 2013 due to lack of funding so all traces of their online crimes will be forgotten. Currently, <s>they're moving their hiding spot from YouTube to Facebook in hopes of getting under the ED radar to spread their crime and sending out [[LOL|repetitive death threats]] in private to anyone who dares to try and expose them. This is eventually short-lived as they repeat their crimes on Facebook like they did on YouTube and then play the victim card by claiming to be false DMCAed.</s> Brian Martin is using his new channel {{yt|u|FuturisticHub}} to submit shitty [[Minecraft]] videos while using illegal bots to raise his views and subscribers for easy money. Later he and his new partner in crime Marko Princip lost a [[lawsuit]] of '''[http://www.engadget.com/2016/04/04/youtube-channel-dispute-20m-award/?sr_source=Twitter $20 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS]''' against Brandon Keating and David "Ty" Moss for fraud and damages over YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/user/videogames videogames]

===[[Asalieri]]===
After seeing his Encyclopedia Dramatica page and blaming everyone he knew for making it, meta-fatass decided to send his white knights to vandalize the page, this resulted in having his [[pwnt|dox and daughter's school published]], after that he decided to hire an Internet lawyer and '''sue''' us, this was the message sent to ED by his lawyer:
<pre>
Name: Lcdo. Jose R Cordero
Phone: 7874233511
Email: joeysixone@hotmail.com
:Company: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Asalieri, https://encyclopediadramatica.rs
Comments: Hi , My Name is Jose Ramon Cordero, and I am a lawyer in Puerto Rico. You are hosting a page (i trust you have no knowledge of this), which is breaking a lot of laws, defamation, child abuse, and is also using images without consent for Ad-revenue, I please ask this page be shut down to avoid further complications. Images of myself are there as well, without my permission, he is also using false information. I have discovered his true identity by my own means.

Please solve this ASAP as me and my client are getting pretty bothered with it thank you very, very much!!!
</pre>

Later we realized said lawyer is a mexican youtube rapper and could no longer give a fuck.

===[[Donny Long]]===
It's science time folks! What do you get when you mix the autism of Chris-Chan, the sociopath of half Nate Spidgewood and half Brian Martin, the gayness, and the [[unwarranted self-importance]]? You get---whoops! Mixed with Taking Down Encyclopedia Dramatica by accident gives you the results of '''Donald Carlos Seoane''' also known as '''Donny Long the Self-Claimed Gay Porn God'''. Ever since his ED page is made [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&redirs=1&search=donny+long&fulltext=Search&ns2=1&redirs=1&title=Special%3ASearch&advanced=1&fulltext=Advanced+search he created numerous ED sockpuppets to take his page down] along with taking down other pages and spam it with a [[tl;dr]] hateboner grudge speech against people like [[Eddie Dzial]] nobody gave two shits about. Unfortunately his [[PTSD]] is triggered to the max that he won't stop creating sockpuppets until his page and the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica website is taken off the web for good.

===[[Michael Horowitz Foster]]===
Hacked into the forum because [[Zaiger]] set the forum password to "niggers1" and released a list of EDF users email addresses under the pseudonym "P.F." He then sent this information to [[Daniel Brandt]] before being doxed himself.

===[[Onideus Mad Hatter]]===
{{quote|I might give a limited demonstration...although if I'm not careful it could spiral all out of control and topple the entire site over (especially since it's never actually been attempted on a site as big as ED). See me and a few others came up with this ~real~ nasty idea a couple years back for something we call a "Reverse DDoS Attack" or RDDS attack. Basically it involves massively siphoning bandwidth off of a server en masse in order to get them hammered with with an unpayable bill or a complete site shut down. Mmmm, there's also TWO other forms I can likewise use, however that one is the most directed/expedient of the three.|Onideus|—now wait a minute... he has friends?}}

After becoming a [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians|Disgraced]] ED SysOp for threatening to call the cops on another user for trolling him, he threatens to use a RDDoS attack to bring ED to its knees. Clearly he's not upset about losing his mighty banhammer of Thor. After that his article (which he joined the site to protect) was expanded and he spent the next month making various threats on facebook (complain to host to have us shut down, sue us, call the cops etc) but never did anything. Eventually paid Zaiger to let him back on the site and spent several years doing our dirty work for us before being kicked out alongside Zaiger.

===[[Brian Zaiger]]===

Took over the site after Ryan was V& and Garret had to move along. No one knows why Zaiger was chosen but it is likely nobody else wanted the hassle. Filled it with virus spam ads and e-begging links and used the money to support his drug addiction instead of getting a job. Was forced out and is now homeless. As a last ditch effort to get his cash cow back, tricked some guy into making him a mirror of ED (he couldn't do it himself) and tried to blank the forum in hopes people would move to his new ED, out of loyalty to him.

No one did.

===[[Aediot]]===

After becoming sysop, tried to take down ED by registering the trademark in his name as part of a scheme to exclusively cash in on [[Lie|Highly Demanded]] ED merch. His antics resulted in the loss of a significant amount of content including another total reset of the forums. Ran an abomination of a clone of ED for most of 2020-21 whilst trying and failing to attract the greater share of loyalty away from the TRUE and HONEST ED community. Of course, he failed to obtain either the audience or the trademark in the end and is currently fading into obscurity, his [[Incontinence|ass napkins]] having been fully exposed.

===[[Canada]]===
[[File:FuckYouCanada.png|thumb|While ED was busy moving to another host, this image was displayed on the maintenance page.]]
On June [[2022]], the Canadian [[Agile2013|cyberpolice]] started mass reporting ED's host, saying that "[[CP|child abuse material]]" was being hosted on the [[Amanda Todd]] article. Yes, that's right, an article about a person that died {{age|2012|10|10}} years ago was the target of the cuckdian government. After the reporting spree, the wiki was down for a few days while [[User:Kaizen|the webmaster]] was moving everything to another host.

===[[United Kingdom]]===
Just 10 days after Canada's attempt, the UK decided it was time to try to take down ED again; by reporting our French-based registrar (which owned encyclopediadramatica.online) about our [[Brenton Tarrant]] article, likely because it contains the infamous livestream that Big Tech and world governments have tried to censor off the [[internets]]. For about a day, ED was up under our backup domain, dramatica.online; before we managed to get encyclopediadramatica.online back.

==Methods==
===Join ED===

Start as a [[Special:ListUsers|user]] and be useful until you get promoted to [[Special:ListUsers/Editors|EDitor]]. Once that happens you'll need to give the [[Special:ListUsers/bureaucrat|bureaucrats]] lots of blowjobs until they make you an [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|admin]] out of pity. When the opportunity presents itself, overthrow the current regime and take control of Encyclopedia Dramatica! Nobody would suspect a thing and you can finally delete your article.

===Delete Fucking Everything===
Making a [[sockpuppet]] account and just [[Delete Fucking Everything|blank]] everything you see, not knowing the article can be revived in a matter of seconds. The only thing this method is good for is giving you [[Streisand Effect|even more attention]].

===Blog!===

[[File:Anonymous Bounty Hunter.png|thumb|Appeal to people's inner-Jew by offering up ''FAT CASH'' for dox!]]

[[File:Normanjaydenbawww.JPG|thumb|Learn to take down big business in college. Cause when I think of big business, I think of ED.]]

Write an angry [[blog]]! This is usually used in conjunction with one of the others below.
Click [http://norman-jayden.deviantart.com/journal/30360242/ here] and [http://norman-jayden.deviantart.com/journal/30438435/ here] to see how people so ridiculously [[butthurt]] will pretend as if they are absolutely not bothered.
Note, also, how they claim victory where there is only utter fail.
This is a typical method of trying to cover up an initial [[BAWWWWW]] reaction or a failed attempt at humoring the "Don't Feed the Trolls" myth.

===Threaten a lawlsuit===
A favorite of many; - make bogus legal threats. If you like, you can actually bother seeing a [[attorney at lol|lawyer]] so he can laugh you out of his office.

However, [[Grace Saunders|sending bullshit cease and desists will bring the page down and it will never come back. Also, your information will not be posted.]]

===Beg troll groups===
Try making a post on an [[4chan|anonymous image board]] about how evil ED is. But leave out the part about us having an article on you or you'll be banished to [[personal army]] hell.

===Publishing dox===
You might be able to find out some [[EDiots]] [[dox]] using [[Google]]. It is strongly recommended to publish these to your [[YouTube]] account. [[irony|That'll show them for dropping dox!]]
===Online petition===
[[File:Takedownpaetition.png|thumb|[[SheWolf|An online petition is fine too]]]]
{{quote|Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to '''petition the Government for a redress of grievances.'''|[[Freedom|The Bill of Rights]]}}

The founding fathers guaranteed your right to petition. While it doesn't say anything about the government listening to your petition, you are always free to make Internet petitions on sketchy websites. You might be able to get 10 signatures before some [[memefag]]s come flood your shit. A common response to this is ''[[emoticon|:D]] my petition is getting many signatures!''. Make no mistake, [[Fact|Internet petitions have never done anything]]. Ever.

So go sign [http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/closedownED/ this one] for the hell of it, courtesy of [[Linkaton_Furaito|Linkaton Furaito]] and [[Explosiv22|Explosiv22]]. Because, you know...that's going to stop bad things from being said on the Internet.

UPDATE 1/3/2012: For something that was posted on September 2nd, 2009, this shitty petition only has <s>470</s> <s>471</s> 513 signatures, most of which are [[Osama Bin Laden|fake]], [[Moralfag Faggleton|lulzy]], or from butthurt people with an ED page on them. This goes to show that this is totally something of [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|utmost importance]]

===[[Template:Mine]]===
{{mine}}

The proper way to destroy ED articles.
===[[Computer Science III]]===
Be just like Neo! The powers of DDOS, virus-programming, database hacking and more are right there at your fingertips! They teach this stuff in High School! Really!
===[[Jessi Slaughter|Involve your parents]]===
Chances are, if you want an article eradicated from ED, you still live with your parents! Why yes, nobody else in this world knows more about clothing, housing, feeding and protecting you like your good 'ol Maw and Paw! They'll show those mean 'ol [[EDiots]] what for!
===Tell your FBI friend===
Everyone has a friend who totally works for the FBI. Why not try to use him like a regular [[obese|fat chick]]? I mean, the FBI [[cp|isn't]] [[terrorism|working]] [[murder|on]] [[rape|anything]] [[you|better]]. It's your tax dollars, your net personality is entitled to protection.

===Tell Google to remove them from the Internet!===
*''Only works for [[aborigines|abbos]] in [[Australia]].''

===Leave messages on [[Joseph Evers]]' voicemail===
Please do this. Everytime you yell, part of the HD gets erased.

===Sysop war===
Start a war between the sysops, they'll start taking down pages left and right. Then when they realize that you're the faggot who started all the shit, they'll [[secks|make up]] and go after you. Risky method, best tried if you have body guards that are [[ninja]] or fucking [[badass]].

===Hex them!===
[[File:Divineangeldawhoop.jpg|thumb|[[DivineAngel]] knows that ED is not killable through ''conventional'' weapons.]]
Some people are simply stupid. Some are ignorant of the law. However, if your preferred path is [[crazy]], you can try [[DivineAngel]]'s method of hexing us. After she hexed us, [[2008]] was slightly less lulzy. So, for lack of evidence, hexing is the most successful method yet. [[CWC]]'s "Curse-ye-ha-me-ha" was not as successful. Unless you count the hundreds of people who hurt themselves laughing.

If you don't believe in all that dirty voodoo magic [[Vampiricspektor|you could try cursing us, which is of course totally kosher in God's eyes]]. The viability of this method is still under investigation, pending CT scans of all sysops and a scan of the servers for any thurmatological buildups. If you come on ED and the page suddenly starts flashing runic symbols, please inform [[Joseph_Evers|Joseph Evers]] immediately.

===Write a book===

[[David Gonterman]] found what might be the most ingenious method of taking down ED. The plan was to write a book and expose us. Sadly [[Internet humanitarian|some people]] took pity on Davy and convinced him to scrap that shit. Many lulz were lost. Too bad, that book would have [[nope|TOTALLY]] ended us.

===Participate in Pride-I Mean Spirit Day===
Of course, there are some people that aren't in it for the [[lulz]]. These people are either over concerned parents that were too late to see what the hell their kid was doing beforehand and decided "the Internet isn't a safe place for children", or the other type is usually [[homosexual|different]]. Apparently some flaming faggots got all [[emo|emotional]] and [[crybaby|depressed]], so they committed suicide. Guess most parents weren't too [[crybaby|happy]] about the whole ordeal and decided to pass a "[[lie|Spirit Day]]" which is supposed to "wipe out cyber-bullying", even though they know that cyber-bullying is just an Internet form of bullying, albeit more lulzy. So if you aren't in it for the lulz, be sure to fag it up with your stupid teachers to remember all of the [[homosexual|Fags]] that gave their lives for the lulz.

===Get arrested===
Normally getting arrested and shipped off to the pokey is a very [[lulzy]] affair, for us at least, as we get to point and laugh whilst [[Bubba]] breaks in his new chew toy. Not so much when you're holding the fucking keys to the site. Yes [[Ryan]] was instrumental in resurrecting the site after [[Girlvinyl|The Blob's]] attempt to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]], but he also happened to catch the attention of the Gub'ment for being [[Skript kiddie|the hacker known as Anonymous]]. It's not that we couldn't live without Ryan, but rather, that it left [[E]] and [[Zaiger]] in full control in order to "clean up after him". [[Zaiger#Zaiger_as_an_Admin|We all know the tragic end to that story]]. So, if even only for all the wrong reasons, getting arrested has proven to be an effective means of taking down [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|The Beast]] under specific circumstances, if only at least for a little while. Therefore, please make a point of fulfilling all your obligations to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as doing a proper handover, before doing anything lulzy like getting arrested, going for the [[High Score]], becoming [[An Hero]], etc -- it's not always about [[You]], you selfish fucker.

==Gallery==
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File:SHUT DOWN ED.PNG
File:Anti ED banner by TheWetRabbit.png
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</center>

==See also==
*[[Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com]]
*[[Failcyclopedia]]
*[[Free speech]]
*[[Serious business]]
*[[Shit that will never happen]]
*[[ShutdownED.org]]
*[[The Anti-ED-Club]]
*[[You vs. ED]]

===People who have [[no|successfully]] taken down ED===
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Argent009]]
*[[Camille Marino]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[CircaRigel]]
*[[Crusadercat]]
*[[Darksidered992]]
*[[DivineAngel]]
*Domain Hoster
*[[Drp1zza]]
*[[Grace Saunders]]
*[[Hozupindahows00s]]
*[[Icewillow9]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - Once had a page when he was 9.
*[[Linkaton Furaito]]
*[[Madeleine McCann]]
*[[Mike Sandy]]
*[[Myah Walker]]
*[[MrFetch|Paul Fetch]]
*[[Mumsnet]]
*[[PixelBeeProductions]]
*[[Prince Jeremy]]
*[[Purelily]]
*[[Riley34470]]
*[[Rootbrian]]
*[[Sherrod DeGrippo]] - PACK IT UP. WORKS DONE HERE. WE'RE FUCKED.
*[[Skuee]]
*[[SpleeNfat]]
*[[Steve Hodder-Watt]]
*[[Straitfox]]
*[[Tablecow]]
*[[Taekesi]]
*[[TGcomix]]
*[[VampiricSpektor]] - Only because EDiots trolling him did it as a ploy.
*[[Wolfeedarkfang]]

==External links of butthutt petitionfags trying to take down ED==

* [http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2011/Jan/70 So far these people have had spectacular success in trying to Petition to take down ED!] [[Not]]!
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130627034240/http://cyberhaters.blogspot.ca/2010/10/encyclopedia-dramatica-nightclub-event.html Another] [[Tom Newton|seriously butthurt individual]] trying to take down ED.
* [https://www.change.org/p/wikimedia-foundation-take-down-encyclopedia-dramatica-for-good-original-petition-by-dalen-dyson?recruiter=866690520&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition made by a] [[BlueCatRiolu|particular blue cat]]

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16:22:16 ::: The_Gentleman!Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk has joined: #anonpr
16:22:26 < The_Gentleman> msg nickserv identify Redwall
16:22:27 < Baytch> also claims he's the reincarnation of bob marley
16:22:28 < The_Gentleman> wtf
16:22:29 < The_Gentleman> wtf
16:22:37 < MouseMickey> The_Gentleman ;]
16:22:40 < The_Gentleman> SHIT
16:22:59 < MouseMickey> nickserv sucks i know
16:23:04 < The_Gentleman> changed
16:23:04 < spoonzy> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
16:23:13 ::: The_Gentleman!Admin@admin.anonpr.net has quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by magneto)
16:23:19 <+Aetius> LOL
16:23:24 < spoonzy> magneto beat me to it :/
16:23:24 <+magneto> :3
16:23:24 ::: The_Gentleman!Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk has joined: #anonpr
16:23:35 < MouseMickey> nowall lol
16:23:35 < The_Gentleman> wtf
16:23:36 <+magneto> lolol
16:23:36 ::: The_Gentleman!Admin@admin.anonpr.net has quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by spoonzy)
16:23:41 < spoonzy> :o
16:23:48 ::: The_Gentleman!Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk has joined: #anonpr
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16:24:07 < spoonzy> is your oper pass greenwall?
16:24:16 <+Aetius> LOL?!?!?!?
16:24:19 <+Aetius> wtf is going on
16:24:25 < The_Gentleman> Aetius,
16:24:28 < spoonzy> Aetius The_Gentleman dun goofed
16:24:34 < The_Gentleman> i dumped my pwd into main chat
16:24:35 < spoonzy> also ih8u
16:24:40 * spoonzy wants bethere internet :(
16:24:40 < The_Gentleman> and magneto abooosed
16:24:42 < The_Gentleman> so i killed
16:24:50 <+Aetius> oic
16:24:59 ::: The_Gentleman is now known as lol
16:25:02 ::: magneto!magneto@anonpr-8AC2FD75.noisetor.net has joined: #anonpr
16:25:03 ::: lol is now known as The_Gentleman
16:25:12 <+Aetius> msg nickserv identify magnetodoesntgetboobs
16:25:15 <+Aetius> oops
16:25:17 < The_Gentleman> wtf
16:25:20 < The_Gentleman> eh
16:25:22 < The_Gentleman> magneto,
16:25:23 < DecryptedMatrix> LOL
16:25:25 < The_Gentleman> u try that again
16:25:27 < The_Gentleman> i will gline
16:25:29 < DecryptedMatrix> one more time..
16:25:44 < magneto> http://are.umad.cc ?
16:25:47 < pbot> - Title: are.umad.cc: (at are.umad.cc)
16:26:06 < magneto> youre just stupid enough to do it
16:26:06 < The_Gentleman> http://dont.annoy.opers.mate
16:26:09 < magneto> and to slow to chnage
16:26:09 < magneto> jesus
16:26:16 < magneto> i wouldve changed it 5 times by now
16:26:17 < The_Gentleman> your stupid enough to abuse it
16:26:19 < The_Gentleman> I TRIED
16:26:21 < The_Gentleman> IT ISNT WORKING
16:26:22 < The_Gentleman> WOW
16:26:23 <%anon_miami> i kill u
16:26:27 < DecryptedMatrix> haha
16:26:30 < magneto> u so cool
16:26:30 < magneto> omg
16:26:30 < magneto> oper
16:26:30 ::: magneto was kicked from #AnonPR by TheLaw: Stop flooding!
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16:26:41 <%anon_miami> whats up the_?
16:26:45 < The_Gentleman> anon_miami,
16:26:46 < magneto> lol
16:26:50 <%anon_miami> need me to fix ur oper?
16:26:52 < The_Gentleman> i dumped my pwd
16:26:54 <+Aetius> The bkickflood
16:27:00 < The_Gentleman> and i cant change it
16:27:07 <%anon_miami> i seen
16:27:08 <+Aetius> Broken IRC?
16:27:09 <+Aetius> lolk
16:27:13 <%anon_miami> u can change it
16:27:13 <+Aetius> lol
16:27:16 < The_Gentleman> I CANT
16:27:22 <%anon_miami> want me to get knowledge?
16:27:25 < The_Gentleman> "/msg nickserv set password <old> <new>
16:27:29 < The_Gentleman> NO WERK
16:27:32 < magneto> The_Gentleman: l2irc
16:27:36 <+Aetius> wtf
16:27:37 <+Aetius> no lol
16:27:42 < magneto> derp
16:27:43 < magneto> derp
16:27:43 < magneto> derp
16:27:43 ::: mode/#anonpr: +b *!*@anonpr-8AC2FD75.noisetor.net by TheLaw
16:27:43 ::: magneto was kicked from #AnonPR by TheLaw: Stop flooding!
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16:27:56 < The_Gentleman> -.-
16:28:06 < magneto> lol
16:28:09 <%anon_miami> we can reset ur pass
16:28:11 <%anon_miami> one moment
16:28:15 <+Aetius> -NickServ- Password changed.
16:28:15 < The_Gentleman> !kick anon_miami bye
16:28:15 ::: anon_miami was kicked from #AnonPR by TheLaw: bye (The_Gentleman)
16:28:20 <+Aetius> i just changed mine
16:28:23 < magneto> The_Gentleman: seriously wtf do you expect
16:28:24 < The_Gentleman> crap
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16:28:28 ::: mode/#anonpr: +h anon_miami by TheLaw
16:28:28 <+Aetius> and it's not old new
16:28:30 <+Aetius> it;s
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16:28:31 < magneto> when you derp
16:28:37 <%anon_miami> k here kus The_Gentleman
16:28:37 < The_Gentleman> i dropped the nick
16:28:42 < magneto> if this was the old me i'd keep on ghosting you till you cry
16:28:43 < magneto> lol
16:28:56 < Vorado> That's rude, The_Gentleman.
16:28:57 <+Aetius> ./
16:29:04 <+Aetius> ./msg nickserv set password <password>
16:29:05 <+Aetius> k
16:29:05 <+Aetius> go
16:29:10 <+Aetius> it's not <old <new>
16:29:11 < Vorado> Does anyone know his old password?
16:29:12 < magneto> seriously this isn't mlp fanirc
16:29:17 <%anon_miami> can i paste it?
16:29:18 < magneto> wtf you expect
16:29:21 <%anon_miami> vorado?
16:29:24 * Vorado laughs
16:29:25 <%anon_miami> msg nickserv identify Redwall
16:29:29 <%anon_miami> that might be it :)
16:29:34 < The_Gentleman> wtf
16:29:38 < The_Gentleman> -NickServ- Please try again with a more obscure password. Passwords should be at least five characters long, should not be something easily guessed (e.g. your real name or your nick),
and cannot contain the space or tab characters.
16:29:56 * magneto facepalms
16:29:57 < magneto> loool
16:30:01 < The_Gentleman> magneto,
16:30:02 < The_Gentleman> shut
16:30:03 < The_Gentleman> up
16:30:03 ::: The_Gentleman was kicked from #AnonPR by TheLaw: Stop flooding!
16:30:07 <%anon_miami> lol
16:30:08 <%anon_miami> ^^
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16:30:10 < The_Gentleman> Vorado,
16:30:11 < Vorado> TheLaw, you shouldn't /kill people
16:30:13 < magneto> elite oper detected.
16:30:13 < The_Gentleman> this server
16:30:14 <%anon_miami> hahahaa
16:30:16 < The_Gentleman> sux
16:30:23 <+Aetius> jesus christ
16:30:23 <%anon_miami> oh shit now i can kick The_Gentleman
16:30:24 < magneto> ELITE OPER ITC
16:30:26 <+Aetius> JESUS
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16:30:30 < Vorado> I can't believe it.
16:30:34 < The_Gentleman> -.-
16:30:34 < Vorado> The_Gentleman, stop. Now.
16:30:37 < The_Gentleman> kk
16:30:41 <%anon_miami> SHHHHHHHHH
16:30:45 <%anon_miami> everyone shut the f up please
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16:31:09 <%anon_miami> k handle ur biz
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16:31:31 <@AR> TheLaw is a bot
16:31:36 < Vorado> Jesus christ.
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16:31:41 < Vorado> AR, oh?
16:31:47 < magneto> ALERT butthurt detected ALERT
16:31:47 < MouseMickey> ;]
16:31:49 <+Aetius> LOL
16:31:50 < Vorado> MouseMickey, sorry about that..
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16:32:07 <@AR> as far as I know vorado
16:32:21 < MouseMickey> Vorado, me smiles ;]
16:32:22 <%anon_miami> ./bs unassign #anonpr TheLaw
16:32:24 < Vorado> 16:32:14 [anonpr] ::: server : Services.127.0.0.1 Services for IRC Networks
16:32:28 < Vorado> Yep..
16:32:43 <%anon_miami> ./bs assign #anonpr AnonPR
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16:33:22 < spoonzy> sup Vorado
16:33:29 < Vorado> Hi, spoonzy. Damage control, one second.
16:33:40 <%anon_miami> sorry to wake you 2 btw.
16:33:51 <%anon_miami> figured the_gentleman would screw something up if u guy wasnt here
16:34:11 <&KnowledgeUS> Ahhhhhhgh
16:34:37 < Vorado> KnowledgeUS, I am working on it...
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16:36:18 <&KnowledgeUS> Omg there it no more law
16:36:22 <&KnowledgeUS> Free for all
16:36:25 <&KnowledgeUS> J/k
16:36:26 <+Aetius> @up
16:36:30 <+Aetius> !up
16:36:30 <+Aetius> Down
16:36:31 < spoonzy> ANARCHY
16:36:33 <+Aetius> holy fuck
16:36:35 <&KnowledgeUS> Lol
16:36:39 < MouseMickey> KnowledgeUS, ha ;D
16:36:40 <+Aetius> someone shooting outside of my house
16:36:41 <+Aetius> brb
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16:36:58 <&KnowledgeUS> Fuck its back hahahaha
16:37:01 <&KnowledgeUS> Oh no
16:37:04 <&KnowledgeUS> Lol
16:37:06 < magneto> KnowledgeUS: the_gentlemen is mad :<
16:37:06 ::: mode/#anonpr: -r by ChanServ
16:37:08 < magneto> hes not a gentleman :<
16:37:10 < Vorado> Ok.
16:37:19 < MouseMickey> omg
16:37:23 < spoonzy> op's pl0x
16:37:28 < spoonzy> KnowledgeUS canhaz ops
16:37:30 <%anon_miami> ./bs unassign #anonpr TheLaw
16:37:32 <%anon_miami> ./bs assign #anonpr AnonPR
16:37:36 <%anon_miami> ^^ do it
16:37:36 < Vorado> anon_miami, no.
16:37:42 <+Sv> anon_miami,
16:37:44 <%anon_miami> ?
16:37:45 <&KnowledgeUS> Not yet
16:37:51 <%anon_miami> oh ok
16:38:07 <&KnowledgeUS> Miami pm pls
16:38:33 <&KnowledgeUS> Can u paste wat he did
16:38:33 <%anon_miami> done
16:38:37 <&KnowledgeUS> Pls ty
16:38:45 <&KnowledgeUS> In pm
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16:38:50 < Vorado> What the shit..
16:38:56 < spoonzy> wtf is happening
16:38:57 < Vorado> KnowledgeUS...
16:39:01 < Vorado> I'm going to kill TG.
16:39:06 < Vorado> I'm going to kill him, honestly.
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16:39:52 < MouseMickey> !911 lol
16:39:58 < spoonzy> !911
16:40:01 < spoonzy> !911 HALP
16:40:03 < Vorado> No.
16:40:03 * cr[a]tes is away... please /join #help for assistance.
16:40:07 < Vorado> lol
16:40:08 < spoonzy> !911 I AM WITNESSING A MURDER
16:40:16 < spoonzy> !911 I GOT PROOF
16:40:28 < magneto> the_gentlemen is rude and incompetant
16:40:29 < magneto> worst oper ever
16:40:30 < magneto> better yet
16:40:31 < magneto> bad at irc
16:40:32 < magneto> lol
16:40:39 < Enigma> lol
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16:40:50 < spoonzy> magneto you're forgetting about CpGc
16:41:13 <@AR> Wtf is this shit with the lulzkicks
16:41:25 < magneto> lol
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16:41:32 < magneto> cpgc knows how to change his nickserv pass
16:41:35 < magneto> and he doesnt share it with the channel
16:41:35 < magneto> ^
16:42:18 < spoonzy> what about when shadow dropped his oper pass
16:42:21 < spoonzy> and didnt realise for about 5 minutes
16:42:43 < magneto> doesn't matter
16:42:45 <&KnowledgeUS> Hahahahablol
16:42:50 <%anon_miami> lmfao
16:42:51 <&KnowledgeUS> That was funny actaully
16:42:53 < magneto> no1 could sue it
16:42:55 <%anon_miami> !911
16:42:55 < Enigma> are the NickServ services down for anyone else?
16:43:01 * cr[a]tes is away... please /join #help for assistance.
16:43:02 <%anon_miami> enigma
16:43:03 < magneto> use*
16:43:05 < Vorado> spoonzy, lmfao.
16:43:08 <%anon_miami> identfy then rejoin channel
16:43:09 < magneto> + atleast he knows how to change
16:43:10 < magneto> xd
16:43:11 < Vorado> Services are down.
16:43:15 < spoonzy> Enigma services got ddosed
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16:43:19 ::: mode/#anonpr: +ao AnonPR AnonPR by AnonPR
16:43:19 ::: mode/#anonpr: -ao KnowledgeUS KnowledgeUS by AnonPR
16:43:19 ::: mode/#anonpr: -h anon_miami by AnonPR
16:43:19 ::: mode/#anonpr: -o AR by AnonPR
16:43:22 ::: mode/#anonpr: -o cr[a]tes by AnonPR
16:43:24 < spoonzy> magneto lulz
16:43:29 < Vorado> Oh great.
16:43:31 < Enigma> nevermind there i go
16:43:36 < AR> !up
16:43:39 < AR> :D
16:43:41 < spoonzy> so why were services down...?
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16:43:56 < Vorado> Because TG linked them with the same password that he had for his FUCKING nickser.
16:44:03 < Vorado> And then the databases hadn't been backed up.
16:44:04 < spoonzy> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
16:44:05 < AR> !up
16:44:05 < spoonzy> I KNEW IT
16:44:08 < Vorado> -.-
16:44:09 <+anon_miami> grr
16:44:10 < spoonzy> so his operpass is redwall
16:44:12 < spoonzy> LOLLOLOLOLOL
16:44:12 <+anon_miami> !up
16:44:17 < Vorado> no
16:44:17 <+anon_miami> wow u used last nights?
16:44:17 < Enigma> did we get ddosed again?
16:44:26 < Vorado> spoonzy, it actually is the only thing that's not
16:44:32 < Enigma> !up
16:44:36 <+anon_miami> vorado fix my 3 to = 4 please u nig when u get time..
16:44:38 < magneto> loooooooooooooooool
16:44:44 < spoonzy> Vorado oh so its greenwall?
16:44:47 < spoonzy> or maybe bluewall
16:44:50 < magneto> TG needs to l2irc and security
16:44:58 < Vorado> Ok, that's enough.
16:45:02 < Vorado> !axx list
16:45:03 < spoonzy> :)
16:45:10 < Vorado> !axx list
16:45:13 <+anon_miami> lol vorado, bots arnt here !axx wont work lol
16:45:18 <+anon_miami> u can assign one :)
16:45:19 < spoonzy> worst oper fail yet?
16:45:27 * anon_miami hides
16:45:27 < Vorado> One fucking second, anon_miami.
16:45:28 < Enigma> lol
16:45:31 < magneto> inb4 oper pass redwall
16:45:40 < spoonzy> magneto no thats different apparently
16:45:43 < Enigma> whats a redwall?
16:45:45 < spoonzy> i'm betting on yellowwall
16:45:54 < magneto> try with capital
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16:46:08 < spoonzy> "Redwall, by Brian Jacques, is a series of fantasy novels."
16:46:08 <+anon_miami> hey im take a little advice and spread it can you guys please stfu till we get things back in order please?
16:46:20 < Vorado> TG's o:line is removed.
16:46:22 < Vorado> Keep trying.
16:46:24 < spoonzy> magneto na
16:46:25 < magneto> where did he go btw
16:46:25 <+anon_miami> u pissing vor off
16:46:27 < magneto> lolol
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16:46:31 < spoonzy> anon_miami shhh
16:46:42 < magneto> i didnt try it :o
16:46:46 < Vorado> 16:46:19 [anonpr] !AnonPR.net Failed OPER attempt by spoonzy (cocks@ip) using UID The_Gentleman [FAILEDAUTH]
16:46:51 < magneto> + i wouldnt do dmg uif it worked lol
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16:46:56 < spoonzy> so it ain't toor
16:46:59 < magneto> i'd just kill TG for killing me
16:47:00 < magneto> lol
16:47:09 < spoonzy> i wouldn't do damage...
16:47:17 < spoonzy> i'd just /kill magneto for lulz
16:47:25 < magneto> u would kill everyone
16:47:26 < magneto> fgt
16:47:32 < spoonzy> heh true
16:47:33 < magneto> ddoscomin
16:47:37 ::: mode/#anonpr: +qo Vorado Vorado by AnonPR
16:47:37 ::: mode/#anonpr: +o cr[a]tes by AnonPR
16:47:37 ::: mode/#anonpr: +o AR by AnonPR
16:47:37 ::: mode/#anonpr: +h Enigma by AnonPR
16:47:40 ::: mode/#anonpr: -vvv lorax mobman wetcircle by AnonPR
16:47:41 <~Vorado> Okay.
16:47:50 < magneto> DEE DEE OOH ESS
16:48:03 < magneto> ddos complete.
16:48:05 <+anon_miami> !axx list
16:48:09 <~Vorado> anon_miami, no bot.
16:48:13 < spoonzy> tango down
16:48:18 <+anon_miami> bot is here anonpr is here
16:48:24 <~Vorado> Oh nifty.
16:48:28 < magneto> yes spoonzy down
16:48:31 <~Vorado> Ok we're set.
16:48:36 <+anon_miami> !axx add anon_mimi 4
16:48:41 < magneto> on his knees sucking my D
16:48:41 <+anon_miami> grr
16:48:44 <~Vorado> !axx del anon_miami
16:48:52 < spoonzy> lol'd
16:48:54 <%Enigma> lol
16:48:59 < spoonzy> !axx add spoonzy pizza
16:49:08 <+anon_miami> atleast i didnt broadcast my aspsword
16:49:11 <+anon_miami> password
16:49:13 <%Enigma> poor anon_miami
16:49:16 <+anon_miami> for an IRCop
16:49:17 <~Vorado> That's true, anon_miami.
16:49:18 < magneto> where is gentleman : lol
16:49:29 <+anon_miami> and atleast i got u fuks in here to deal with it.
16:49:37 <%Enigma> lol
16:49:44 <+anon_miami> befor magneto and others fuk everything up
16:49:50 < magneto> oh god still lolluing
16:49:57 < magneto> IM CHANGING PW BUT IT NO WERK
16:50:03 < magneto> anon_miami: obv u dont know me
16:50:08 < magneto> i dont fuck things up
16:50:09 <+anon_miami> i do :)
16:50:10 < spoonzy> ANON_MIAMI = SNITCH
16:50:10 <~Vorado> anon_miami, I'm a "fuk" ?
16:50:14 < magneto> not even when mad
16:50:20 <+anon_miami> it was funny though
16:50:24 <+anon_miami> i was gonna ghost him myself
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16:50:31 < magneto> lolyes
16:50:32 <~Vorado> !911 oper aboose
16:50:36 < spoonzy> lolololol
16:50:37 <%Enigma> lol
16:50:42 < magneto> hes just mad person
16:50:44 < magneto> not a gentleman at all
16:50:44 < spoonzy> !oper cocksucking 101
16:50:49 < spoonzy> DONT INSULT
16:51:08 <~Vorado> magneto, yes, he did abuse his powers in rage.... I will have a talk with him
16:51:08 < magneto> the old me wouldve changed his pw and run around yelling IM A GAY GENTLEMAN
16:51:12 < magneto> now im too lazy
16:51:24 < spoonzy> fat*
16:51:28 <~Vorado> magneto, I would've let it happen for 5 minutes, then I would've dropped & qlined the nick.
16:51:32 <~Vorado> rofl
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16:51:34 < magneto> Vorado: tbh i can imagine its lame being ghosted
16:51:38 < magneto> but hey this isnt my little pony fan irc
16:51:39 < spoonzy> Vorado have you dropped the nick?
16:51:43 < magneto> he fucked up and i shwoed he did
16:51:43 <~Vorado> He did.
16:51:55 < spoonzy> permission to take for myself?
16:52:04 <~Vorado> Hmm..
16:52:10 < magneto> and i ghosted him only once i think
16:52:11 <~Vorado> If you take it he will over-react when he gets back online.
16:52:16 < magneto> i ghosted YAN 3 times in row
16:52:16 <~Vorado> Except he has no oper powers any more...
16:52:17 < magneto> on anonops
16:52:17 <~Vorado> So no.
16:52:18 < spoonzy> thats the plan :)
16:52:20 < spoonzy> awh
16:52:24 < magneto> and some other guy 8 times
16:52:25 < spoonzy> come on...
16:52:28 < spoonzy> you know it'll be funny
16:52:32 <~Vorado> No.
16:52:37 < spoonzy> :<
16:52:51 < spoonzy> ur no fun
16:52:56 < spoonzy> inb4 kill
16:53:10 < magneto> spoonzy:
16:53:16 < magneto> werent you there
16:53:26 < magneto> when i ghosted youranonnews 3 times in row
16:53:32 < spoonzy> nop
16:53:34 <~Vorado> spoonzy, nah
16:53:39 < spoonzy> sounds funny
16:53:42 < spoonzy> wish i was :<
16:53:45 < magneto> lol was fun
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16:54:15 < magneto> omg im totally adding a highlight for that
16:54:19 < magneto> whenever someone types his pw
16:54:23 < magneto> ill be noticed
16:54:28 <~Vorado> I q:lined TG's nick
16:54:33 <~Vorado> Ready for a laugh when he reconnects?
16:54:38 < spoonzy> <magneto> the old me wouldve changed his pw and run around yelling IM A GAY GENTLEMAN
16:54:38 < spoonzy> <magneto> now im too lazy
16:54:40 < magneto> lol
16:54:45 < spoonzy> hmm?
16:54:48 <~Vorado> "WHY CAN'T I USE MY NICK"
16:54:49 < spoonzy> Vorado lolyes
16:54:49 < magneto> its true spoonzy
16:54:56 < magneto> i did it before
16:55:00 < magneto> ghost someone
16:55:02 < magneto> change nick
16:55:03 < spoonzy> i know you would
16:55:06 < magneto> yell im gay
16:55:08 < magneto> with this nick
16:55:08 < spoonzy> but you said you're too lazy now
16:55:10 < magneto> in several channels
16:55:13 <~Vorado> magneto, except he's an oper so he'd kill and then kline you ;_;
16:55:14 < magneto> yeah
16:55:17 < spoonzy> yet you just added a hl for it
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16:55:25 < magneto> Vorado: that'd be abuse :p
16:55:28 < magneto> and very rude
16:55:30 < magneto> lol
16:55:37 < magneto> also highly unethical
16:55:47 < magneto> i will bring the ethical rainbowdash
16:55:51 < spoonzy> :O
16:55:52 < magneto> and he will rage at you
16:55:55 <~Vorado> spoonzy, yeah, I had to.
16:55:56 < magneto> in an ethical way
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16:56:02 <~Vorado> lmfao
16:56:11 < spoonzy> highly ethical RainbowDash would not approve of the unethical conduct
16:56:17 < magneto> ^
16:56:54 <~Vorado> I'm going to lurk until TG comes back..</pre>

Time goes on...

<pre>[02:55] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@admin.anonpr.net] has joined #anonpr
[02:55] <The_Gentleman> Vorado,
[02:55] <The_Gentleman> Vorado,
[02:55] <The_Gentleman> Vorado,
[02:55] <The_Gentleman> Vorado,
[02:55] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@admin.anonpr.net] has quit [NickServ (GHOST command used by spoonzy)]
[02:55] <MouseMickey> redwall here ;]
[02:55] <lorax> lol
[02:55] <magneto> looooooooooooool
[02:55] <%spoonzy> :)
[02:55] <lorax> haha
[02:55] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has joined #anonpr
[02:55] <lorax> n he hasnt changed it
[02:55] [msg(nickserv)] ghost Redwall
[02:55] -NickServ(services@portnet.net)- Nick Redwall isn't currently in use.
[02:55] *** cr[a]tes points and laughs at TG along with everyone else
[02:55] <lorax> why
[02:56] <lorax> dont u change ur passwd
[02:56] <lorax> u douche
[02:56] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit [NickServ (GHOST command used by magneto)]
[02:56] -NickServ(services@portnet.net)- Ghost with your nick has been killed.
[02:56] <lorax> u should not be n oper
[02:56] <%spoonzy> he doesnt know how lorax
[02:56] *** cr[a]tes agrees
[02:56] <lorax> ur a disgrace
[02:56] <lorax> serious
[02:56] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has joined #anonpr
[02:56] [msg(nickserv)] ghost The_Gentleman Redwall
[02:56] <%spoonzy> he thought it was /msg nickserv password OLDPASS NEWPASS
[02:56] -!-spoonzy [cocks@340D75EC.AD1F462E.7862FA95.IP] has quit [Killed (wisdom.anonpr.net (spoonzy(?) <- AnonPR.net))]
[02:56] <lorax> u put the network
[02:56] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit [NickServ (GHOST command used by magneto)]
[02:56] -NickServ(services@portnet.net)- Ghost with your nick has been killed.
[02:56] <lorax> at risk
[02:56] <lorax> with ur lamness
[02:56] <lorax> lol
[02:56] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has joined #anonpr
[02:56] <lorax> mate
[02:56] <lorax> get some help from another op
[02:56] <lorax> stat
[02:56] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit [NickServ (GHOST command used by spoonzy)]
[02:56] <lorax> n fix ur shit
[02:56] -!-spoonzy [cocks@340D75EC.AD1F462E.7862FA95.IP] has joined #anonpr
[02:56] <spoonzy> abusive piece of shit
[02:56] -!-The_Gentleman [Admin@anonpr-782FB9AC.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has joined #anonpr
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[02:57] <lorax> lol
[02:57] -!-cr[a]tes is now known as The_gentleman
[02:57] <lorax> too funny
[02:57] <lorax> man
[02:57] <lorax> admin should remove him from oper
[02:57] <lorax> for this
[02:57] <lorax> serious
[02:57] <lorax> its shit balls
[02:57] <spoonzy> ABUSE OF OPER POWER
[02:57] <lorax> how can u trust ur opers
[02:57] <lorax> lol
[02:57] -!-The_gentleman is now known as crates
[02:57] <spoonzy> The_gentleman thats a risky move dont you think ;)
[02:57] <@crates> There
[02:57] <spoonzy> oh you bastard!
[02:57] <magneto> lololol
[02:57] <lorax> crates
[02:57] <@crates> Now nobody will abuse his nick
[02:57] <lorax> lol
[02:58] <@crates> The day is saved.
[02:58] <lorax> that is funny shit
[02:58] <lorax> it went on for so long
[02:58] <spoonzy> No aboose... lol
[02:58] -!-spoonzy [cocks@340D75EC.AD1F462E.7862FA95.IP] has quit [Killed (loliv (bye))]

ETC ETC SKIPPING MOTD PART, BORING

[02:59] <spoonzy> crates but you're fine with a rogue oper?
[02:59] <magneto> very rude
[02:59] *** crates wonders how TG is going to authenticate to operserv without his nick
[02:59] <spoonzy> god its like trivette all over again
[02:59] <magneto> HIGHLY UNETHICAL
[02:59] <spoonzy> VERY UNETHICAL
[02:59] <lorax> not to mention highly lame
[02:59] <spoonzy> magneto im getting rainbowdash
[02:59] <lorax> lol
[02:59] <magneto> yes
[02:59] <magneto> pls do
[03:00] <@crates> No nick == no vhost
[03:00] <@crates> No vhost == no successful ident authentication
[03:00] <@crates> No ident == no admin services
[03:00] *** crates shrugs
[03:00] <spoonzy> loliv umadbro?
[03:01] <@AR> > Redwall <
[03:02] <@crates> ... from what I see, he had 3 hours to change his password to prevent abuse. The last thing we need is
just ANYONE stepping into an IRCop's shoes and doing whatever they want with the server. Frankly, I'm
impressed that we were able to leave the "keys" lying on the table for this long and nobody burned the
house down.
[03:02] <spoonzy> crates me and magneto aint THAT bad
[03:02] <magneto> anyone has his fb ?
[03:02] <@crates> Not just you two... anyone lurking in this room had full opportunity to do as they pleased
[03:02] -!-spoonzy is now known as Redwall
[03:02] <Redwall> no one else has the balls
[03:03] -!-mode/#anonpr [+N] by crates
[03:03] <lorax> yes
[03:03] <lorax> that is the point
[03:03] -!-mode/#anonpr [+M] by crates
[03:03] <@crates> Where the hell have our modes been this whole time =P
[03:03] <Redwall> funny
[03:03] -!-mode/#anonpr [+Q] by crates
[03:03] -!-mode/#anonpr [+C] by crates
[03:03] -!-mode/#anonpr [+RT] by crates
[03:04] <Redwall> if you wanna play with modes do you mind doing a /msg operserv UMODE +o spoonzy
[03:04] -!-mode/#anonpr [-R] by crates
[03:04] -!-mode/#anonpr [+f [5j,3k,15m,5t]:5] by crates
[03:05] <@crates> Now then
[03:05] <@crates> I have a date with a pretty girl and some cheesecake
[03:05] <@crates> Try not to be a bunch of cocks while I'm gone. =)

MEANWHILE ON ANONOPS

[03:06] -!-spoonzy is now known as The_Gentleman
[03:06] <The_Gentleman> yes
[03:06] <The_Gentleman> EVERYWHERE
[03:08] <magneto> hahahah
[03:08] <magneto> so owned
[03:08] <magneto> what a derp
[03:08] <+lorax> fuck yer
[03:08] <mr_p> be easy on the kid
[03:08] <The_Gentleman> fuck you
[03:08] <+lorax> no
[03:08] <magneto> lol mr_p
[03:08] <+lorax> teach him a lesson
[03:08] <The_Gentleman> he dropped his nickserv pass this is what he gets
[03:08] <+lorax> ffs
[03:08] <The_Gentleman> oper my ass
[03:08] <magneto> as mentioned in anonpr
[03:08] <mr_p> he's still learning
[03:08] <magneto> this aint mlp fanclub
[03:08] <The_Gentleman> HES A GODDAMN OPER
[03:09] <+lorax> its like n hour after he did it
[03:09] <+lorax> magneto
[03:09] <The_Gentleman> lorax 3 hours
[03:09] <magneto> longer
[03:09] <+lorax> ppl like that are dangerous
[03:09] <+lorax> 3 hours
[03:09] <+lorax> fuck
[03:09] <+lorax> me
[03:09] <+lorax> stick it in his as
[03:09] <magneto> hahaha
[03:09] <+lorax> s
[03:09] <magneto> omg
[03:09] <magneto> we need to find his fb
[03:09] <The_Gentleman> mr_p whats his facebook
[03:09] <+lorax> hahahahahaha
[03:09] <mr_p> why be oper on an irc when you don't know how to change your pass?
[03:09] <mr_p> shitstorm do you know how to change your pass?
[03:10] <+lorax> does he have email attached to nick
[03:10] <+lorax> :)
[03:10] <+lorax> iam sure it would have same passwd
[03:10] <+lorax> lol
[03:10] <+lorax> then seach fb from that
[03:10] <@shitstorm> wuts a penis
[03:10] <+lorax> The_Gentleman: is a penis
[03:10] <+lorax> The_Gentleman: is a penis
[03:11] <@shitstorm> penis goes in The_Gentleman ?
[03:11] <The_Gentleman> no
[03:11] <The_Gentleman> my penis goes into shitstorm
[03:11] <@shitstorm> no
[03:11] <@shitstorm> lies
[03:11] <The_Gentleman> nope
[03:11] <The_Gentleman> i am The_Gentleman
[03:11] <The_Gentleman> i would not lie
[03:11] <+lorax> lol fucking funny man
[03:11] <magneto> The_Gentleman: i heard you are gay
[03:11] <+lorax> its just lame
[03:12] <magneto> is this true ?
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> No
[03:12] <magneto> omg
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> But I will stick my penis anywhere
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> especially into juice cartons
[03:12] <magneto> also horses ass ?
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> and shitstorm's anus
[03:12] <+lorax> n that sort of lameness should be relegated to aol or \something
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> yesh
[03:12] <+lorax> lol
[03:12] <magneto> nice
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> magneto i especially like it when the horse cums on my lips
[03:12] <The_Gentleman> then i lick it off
[03:12] <magneto> omg
[03:12] <magneto> awesome
[03:13] <The_Gentleman> and it tastes very nice
[03:13] <The_Gentleman> please spread the word
[03:13] <magneto> will do
[03:13] <The_Gentleman> ty
[03:13] <The_Gentleman> and please tell people that if they have any horses i would be interested in purchasing them
[03:13] <The_Gentleman> to add to my collection
[03:14] <The_Gentleman> I like brunette's especially
[03:14] <The_Gentleman> and ones with tight asses
[03:14] <magneto> lolol
[03:15] <The_Gentleman> I must go now
[03:15] <The_Gentleman> adeui
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OK BACK TO #anonpr

[03:05] -!-crates is now known as cr[a]tes
[03:05] <%Enigma> too late
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[03:06] <%Enigma> welcome santa
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[03:08] <LulzPanda> Redwall: lol the_gentleman
[03:08] <%Enigma> lol ikr
[03:09] <Redwall> :L
[03:09] <@AR> LOL
[03:09] <%Enigma> wtf theres a redwall here
[03:09] <%Enigma> LOLOLOLOLOL
[03:10] <Redwall> :P
[03:10] <%Enigma> im sorry but thats frickin hysterical
[03:10] <mobman> Lol
[03:10] <+Sv> lol
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[03:11] <+lorax> ooh
[03:11] <mobman> Sv ugot a redwall setup ..
[03:11] <LulzPanda> redwall=t_g?
[03:11] <+Sv> why
[03:12] <Redwall> redwall = ur mom
[03:12] <mobman> new firewall..protects ur account logins
[03:12] <mobman> Lol
[03:12] -!-AR is now known as Redwall-Fan
[03:12] <mobman> he come back yet?
[03:13] <Redwall> nope
[03:13] <%Enigma> nah
[03:13] <Redwall> wait
[03:13] <%Enigma> LOL AR
[03:13] <Redwall> he's loliv
[03:13] <%Enigma> r u jking
[03:13] <%Enigma> lolivc
[03:13] <%Enigma> *loliv
[03:13] <@Redwall-Fan> I/me in your facebook, trolling your mom!
[03:13] <+lorax> lol
[03:14] <@Redwall-Fan> ow snap
[03:14] <@Redwall-Fan> luckily no msg nickserv :D
[03:14] <Redwall> Enigma yah cuz he raged and killed me earlier
[03:14] <%Enigma> LOL
[03:14] <%Enigma> thats fucking hilarious
[03:15] <+Sv> lol
[03:15] <@Redwall-Fan> voxanon just went down
[03:15] <%Enigma> u serious
[03:15] <@Redwall-Fan> Yeah
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[03:15] <+Sv> hi shadow
[03:15] <%Enigma> welcome shadow
[03:15] <@Redwall-Fan> (quit: Server shutdown).
[03:16] <+Sv> Shadow, are you shadow from vox
[03:16] <@Redwall-Fan> dammit I was working on things
[03:16] <%Enigma> i was like wtf
[03:16] <@Redwall-Fan> Ow back up
[03:16] <mobman> Blame wake for it down btw
[03:17] <%Enigma> whos wake
[03:17] <%Enigma> nvm
[03:17] <Shadow> yes I am Sv
[03:17] <%Enigma> hey shadow, have u seen an Enigma
[03:17] <%Enigma> on voxanon
[03:18] <%Enigma> and no its not me -.-
[03:18] <Redwall> >nickserv< ghost Shadow Redwall
[03:18] <Redwall> -NickServ- Access denied.
[03:18] <Redwall> :(
[03:18] <+Sv> Shadow, did you miss me?
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[03:18] <Shadow> no Enigma
[03:18] <%Enigma> nvm
[03:18] <Shadow> Redwall i'm not the_gentleman ;)
[03:18] <Shadow> Sv under what name should I know you?
[03:18] <Redwall> pics or it didnt happen
[03:19] <+Sv> sv
[03:19] <Redwall> Shadow Sv is galaxylulz
[03:19] <+Sv> i'm CpGc's friend
[03:19] <+Sv> no i,m not
[03:19] <Redwall> yes you are
[03:19] <Shadow> galaxylulz?
[03:19] <Redwall> stop lieing
[03:19] <+Sv> no
[03:19] <+Sv> lol
[03:19] <Redwall> LOL CpGc doesnt have friends
[03:19] <+Sv> it'sme
[03:19] <+Sv> jade
[03:19] <+Sv> your best friend from vox
[03:19] <Shadow> oh jade :p
[03:19] <Redwall> no its galaxylulz
[03:19] <Shadow> lol best friend my ass
[03:19] <Redwall> ur being trolled Shadow
[03:19] <+Sv> you wouldnt talk to me anymore :(
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[03:20] <Shadow> idc Redwall :p
[03:20] <+WeedPlz> sup sup
[03:20] <%Enigma> hey weedplz
[03:20] <Shadow> I lolled at irc logs about The_Gentleman :p
[03:20] <+Sv> cpgc wont talk to me either
[03:21] <Redwall> cpgc hates me
[03:21] <Redwall> with a passion
[03:21] <Redwall> :'(
[03:21] <Shadow> pffsht, who cares :p
[03:21] <~Vorado> ...
[03:21] <~Vorado> Who is redwall...
[03:21] <Redwall> UR MOM
[03:21] <~Vorado> That's rude.
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[03:21] <~Vorado> It's spoonzy
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[03:22] <~Vorado> It's spoonzy
[03:22] <+Sv> <3
[03:22] <Redwall> now that was rude
[03:22] <+WeedPlz> everyone doin ok
[03:22] <Redwall> i expect an apology
[03:22] <Redwall> in writing
[03:22] <~Vorado> Who is Shadow?
[03:22] <+Sv> he runs voxanon
[03:22] <Redwall> Shadow is ruler of the land of Voxanon
[03:22] <+Sv> (badly)
[03:22] <Redwall> ^
[03:22] <~Vorado> Oh that shadow?
[03:22] <+Sv> yeah
[03:22] <Redwall> yah
[03:22] <~Vorado> I was asking if it was the real shadow.
[03:22] <loliv> okay
[03:22] <loliv> Vorado,
[03:22] <loliv> tell them to F*** off
[03:22] <+Sv> although i never saw him use ":p"
[03:22] <Redwall> *static*Will the real Shadow please stand up*static*
[03:22] <+Sv> so im not convinced yet
[03:22] <loliv> before i abuse
[03:22] <loliv> also
[03:23] <loliv> the services wont change my pwd
[03:23] <~Vorado> loliv, how are you opered up?
[03:23] <loliv> duhh
[03:23] <Redwall> loliv whats ur operpass
[03:23] <+Sv> who is loliv
[03:23] <Redwall> just for confirmation
[03:23] <+Sv> the_gentleman?
[03:23] <Redwall> loliv == TG
[03:23] <Redwall> yah
[03:23] <+Sv> lol
[03:23] <loliv> -.-
[03:23] <+Sv> loliv, i feel your pain, i leaked one of my passwords on irc the other day
[03:23] <+Sv> and i used it across a bunch of sites
[03:23] <Shadow> loliv you got owned BIG TIME
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[03:23] <loliv> Shadow,
[03:23] <loliv> get a life
[03:23] <loliv> plz
[03:23] <~Vorado> loliv, stop. Now.
[03:23] <spoonzy> RUDE
[03:24] <spoonzy> MOTHERFUCKER
[03:24] <spoonzy> GO DIE
[03:24] <loliv> no
[03:24] <spoonzy> IN
[03:24] <spoonzy> A
[03:24] <~Vorado> I'm dead serious.
[03:24] <spoonzy> HOLE
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[03:24] -!-spoonzy was kicked from #AnonPR by AnonPR [Stop flooding!]
[03:24] <+Sv> lol
[03:24] <loliv> Vorado,
[03:24] <loliv> im dead
[03:24] <loliv> and serious
[03:24] <loliv> so i win
[03:24] <loliv> now
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[03:24] <%Enigma> its ok loliv
[03:24] <+Sv> lolivvvvv
[03:24] <loliv> why wont the services change my pass?
[03:24] <+Sv> play a game with me
[03:24] <loliv> no
[03:24] <~Vorado> loliv, be careful.
[03:24] *** loliv treads carefull over nails
[03:24] *** loliv steps on nails
[03:24] <+Sv> vorado
[03:24] <loliv> dk
[03:24] <+Sv> can you unban spoonzy
[03:24] <+Sv> he's pming me
[03:24] <loliv> no
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[03:24] <~Vorado> That's what he gets.
[03:25] <+lorax> lol
[03:25] <AR> nigger what?
[03:25] <%Enigma> jesus christ lol
[03:25] <Shadow> loliv me getting a life? pffsht, can't you come up with anything better than that? :<
[03:25] <AR> lulz kick ey...
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[03:25] <~Vorado> loliv, stop. Now.
[03:25] <loliv> kk
[03:25] <~Vorado> I am calling KuS and this is going to stop now.
[03:25] <loliv> ohthanks
[03:25] <loliv> really helping me
[03:25] <loliv> let them troll
[03:25] <+lorax> loliv sorry but u shouldnt be n oper
[03:25] <+Sv> well can you unban spoonzy
[03:25] <loliv> and ignore my pass issue
[03:25] <~Vorado> loliv, shut up.
[03:25] <+Sv> then resume fighting
[03:25] <+lorax> u had hours to fix ur stuff
[03:25] <+Sv> he saidh e doesnt want to miss the fight
[03:25] <Shadow> loliv
[03:25] <loliv> Shadow,
[03:26] <~Vorado> loliv, I am going to fucking fix it.
[03:26] <loliv> wassap
[03:26] <AR> !up
[03:26] -!-mode/#anonpr [+o AR] by AnonPR
[03:26] <loliv> Vorado,
[03:26] <Shadow> do: /msg nickserv set password YOURPASSWORDHERE
[03:26] <loliv> Shadow,
[03:26] <loliv> DONT WORK
[03:26] <loliv> I TRIED
[03:26] <Shadow> and loliv do not wassap me
[03:26] <loliv> IM NOT DUMB
[03:26] <Shadow> THEN YOU DO IT WTRONG loliv
[03:26] <loliv> oyeah sorry
[03:26] <Shadow> yes you are dumb
[03:26] -!-mode/#anonpr [+m] by Vorado
[03:26] <~Vorado> loliv, please part this channel.
[03:26] <+lorax> please take lame oper shit to #lameoper ;)
[03:26] <~Vorado> Everyone else please fuck off.
[03:26] <+lorax> lol
[03:26] <~Vorado> lorax, please stop.
[03:26] -!-mode/#anonpr [-m] by Vorado
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[03:27] <Redwall> :(
[03:27] <~Vorado> spoonzy, stop.
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[03:28] <Redwall> i didnt do anything!
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[03:28] <+Sv> where is spoonzy
[03:28] <Redwall> <--
[03:28] <anon_miami> Global- [Vorado] Anyone who has a nickname with "Redwall" in it will be klined for 6 hours. Effective
immediately.
[03:28] <+Sv> change your nick
[03:28] <Redwall> i didn't see that
[03:29] <anon_miami> i just told u it
[03:29] <Redwall> +N
[03:29] <Redwall> HALP
[03:29] <anon_miami> please change ur nick or get klined
[03:29] <+Sv> part then change it
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[03:29] <@REDWALL-PROBLEM-OFFICER> what was this shit about >.<
[03:29] <Shadow> anon_miami we can't with +N
[03:29] <anon_miami> same thing
[03:29] <+lorax> lol
[03:29] <anon_miami> i see
[03:29] -!-REDWALL-PROBLEM-OFFICER is now known as AR
[03:29] <LulzPanda> just use +R fags
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[03:29] <anon_miami> need to !up me
[03:29] <+Sv> anon_miami did you get your +h back yet
[03:29] <anon_miami> !up
[03:29] <anon_miami> no
[03:29] <~Vorado> Alright.
[03:29] <+Sv> aww
[03:29] <anon_miami> i know
[03:29] <anon_miami> its cause im black
[03:29] <+Sv> yeah
[03:29] <+Sv> and from florida
[03:29] <cocks> you and magneto should start a gang
[03:29] <anon_miami> tru
[03:30] *** MouseMickey puke on nickserv :|
[03:30] <LulzPanda> holy shit. nobody here knows how 2 irc
[03:30] <anon_miami> vorado, im sorry for calling you a fag or whatever i called you, may i have my h back :)
[03:30] <+lorax> lol
[03:30] <+lorax> LulzPanda:
[03:30] <~Vorado> anon_miami, I will consider it.
[03:30] <anon_miami> thx
[03:30] -!-AR is now known as The_GentleGirl
[03:30] <cocks> lol anon_miami cocksucker much
[03:31] <cocks> AR hax
[03:31] <@The_GentleGirl> :P
[03:31] <anon_miami> ow
[03:31] <anon_miami> please vorado, first thing i do is kick cocks
[03:31] <anon_miami> oh hey
[03:31] <anon_miami> vor
[03:31] <cocks> hey fuck you
[03:32] <@The_GentleGirl> msg nickserv identify owshit
[03:32] <@The_GentleGirl> owshit ...
[03:32] <anon_miami> hey, vox still down or no?
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[03:32] <@The_GentleGirl> no its not
[03:32] <+Sv> v3ct0r
[03:32] <anon_miami> its up
[03:32] <anon_miami> ar really
[03:32] <+Sv> Shadow
[03:33] <anon_miami> dont mess with TG he is a kool guy
[03:33] <v3ct0r> vox down or just having issues
[03:33] <v3ct0r> cause
[03:33] <v3ct0r> damn
[03:33] <+Sv> yeah the_gentleman is cool
[03:33] <anon_miami> na v3t0r but u can have a word with wave, about why it down.
[03:33] <Shadow> anon_miami we just updated the entire network
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[03:33] <anon_miami> oh ok
[03:33] <v3ct0r> I plan to
[03:33] <anon_miami> yeah i heard about the switch
[03:33] <+Sv> hi The_GentleGirl
[03:33] <v3ct0r> Sv
[03:33] <v3ct0r> brb
[03:33] <+Sv> hi The_Gentleman
[03:33] <cocks> must
[03:33] <cocks> resist urge
[03:33] <cocks> to ghost
[03:33] <anon_miami> vox seems nice btw shadow gw on it
[03:34] <cocks> lolololololololololololololollololol
[03:34] <Shadow> lol @ cocks
[03:34] <anon_miami> alot of newbs there though.
[03:34] <LulzPanda> -NickServ- Access denied.
[03:34] <LulzPanda> fuck lol
[03:34] <anon_miami> but expecting thaton any irc
[03:34] <The_Gentleman> ¬_¬
[03:34] <anon_miami> TG that really u?
[03:34] <The_Gentleman> yes...
[03:34] <cocks> LulzPanda im dont have the balls to piss Vorado off any further :)
[03:34] <@The_GentleGirl> Hi SV :P
[03:34] <anon_miami> idk anymore i wont trust ur nick for like a week now btw
[03:34] <The_Gentleman> kk
[03:35] <LulzPanda> the_gentleman: You fucking fail
[03:35] <+lorax> lol
[03:35] <anon_miami> and yes i got the damn logs of the whole thing, and i will pastebin the shit out of it
[03:35] <+lorax> ailhard
[03:35] <+lorax> f
[03:35] <anon_miami> can't wait to tell crates
[03:35] <anon_miami> so he can laugh also
[03:35] *** cr[a]tes is away... please send a PM or e-mail crates@tormail.org if you need to reach him.
[03:35] <@The_GentleGirl> lolz miami <3
[03:35] <anon_miami> fuk you crates stfu
[03:35] <LulzPanda> im ashamed to be in this network, if you continue to be an oper
[03:35] <~Vorado> Fuck off everyone.
[03:35] *** cr[a]tes is away... please send a PM or e-mail crates@tormail.org if you need to reach him.
[03:35] <The_Gentleman> thanks guys, butthurt form can be found in anonops next to your homes. kthxsbai
[03:35] <anon_miami> bye lulzpanda you will be missed
[03:35] <LulzPanda> arent you a tought guy t_g
[03:35] <cocks> oh shit
[03:35] <anon_miami> i think these guys harrassing u enough about it
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[03:36] <cocks> we got an internet tough guy here
[03:36] <%Enigma> what a fag
[03:36] <+Sv> dont pastebin it
[03:36] <cocks> do it
[03:36] <+Sv> it will be indexed by google
[03:36] <anon_miami> lucky for us noone was in here to op teh icr over
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[03:36] <cocks> do it especially
[03:36] -!-cocks is now known as spoonzy_
[03:36] <v3ct0r> So where's Wave? still out?
[03:36] <anon_miami> irc, i would of issued a ton of nicks gloabl op power
[03:36] <anon_miami> and also joined #opers :)
[03:36] <anon_miami> ya he gone
[03:36] <@The_GentleGirl> ok ok, calm down guys, don't make it a troll fest. He fucked up, so what :)
[03:36] <anon_miami> he wont be back for a few more hours.
[03:36] -!-The_GentleGirl is now known as AR
[03:37] <+lorax> 3
[03:37] <+lorax> hour
[03:37] <+lorax> s
[03:37] <v3ct0r> I'll talk to him when he gets back but for now, I have to get back to Rflickr
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[03:37] <+lorax> is not a fuck up
[03:37] <+lorax> :P
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[03:37] <cocks> SERIOUSLY
[03:37] <cocks> wtf
[03:37] <@AR> I actually liked that new nick :D
[03:37] <+Sv> what nick
[03:38] <@AR> The_gentlegirl :D
[03:38] <+Sv> i like short nicks, AR is good
[03:38] <@AR> I though, hey since it free ...
[03:39] <v3ct0r> brb changing nicks to V
[03:40] <@AR> But the next time you lulzkick me I will be over your bed at 4 am with a 10 inch machete. Wearing pink >.<
[03:40] <~Vorado> Who lulzkicked you, AR?
[03:40] <@AR> The gentleman I think
[03:40] <@AR> but its no big deal
[03:40] <@AR> nvm
[03:40] <Shadow> !staff
[03:41] <Shadow> !staff
[03:41] <+Sv> try !911

OH LOOK HES BACK ON ANONOPS

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[03:32] <magneto> wb The_Gentleman
[03:33] <magneto> how was that horse pussy ?
[03:33] <&LulzPanda> is this the real one?
[03:33] <magneto> yes
[03:33] <&LulzPanda> sup nig
[03:34] <&LulzPanda> is he gonna speak up?
[03:35] <+lorax> lol
[03:36] <magneto> hes too ashamed
[03:36] <+lorax> sohe should be
[03:36] <+lorax> 3 hours
[03:36] <+lorax> man
[03:36] <+lorax> unforgivable
[03:36] <The_Gentleman> i'm here
[03:36] <The_Gentleman> the horse pussy was too big :<
[03:37] <magneto> hmm
[03:37] <magneto> ever tried a dog ?
[03:37] <+lorax> lol
[03:37] <The_Gentleman> yup, he split open after I took 7 viagra pills
[03:37] <magneto> i heard u had small penis though
[03:38] <The_Gentleman> yeah, but did you ever try to take a dozen viagra pills?
[03:38] <The_Gentleman> it fucks up everything
[03:38] <magneto> :o
[03:38] <The_Gentleman> your penis, your head, your arms, your hands, everything
[03:38] <The_Gentleman> your penis looks like it'll explode
[03:38] <The_Gentleman> you'll hallucinate
[03:38] <&LulzPanda> at least he changed his email pass
[03:38] <magneto> lol
[03:38] <The_Gentleman> you'll see flying dicks and asses everywhere, shitting and peeing on your face
[03:38] <magneto> damn
[03:38] <magneto> heavy shit
[03:39] <The_Gentleman> and it's hard to evade :(
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[03:39] <akira> \o
[03:39] <magneto> ever tried penis enlargement ?
[03:39] <magneto> h akira
[03:39] <+lorax> lol
[03:39] <+lorax> akira
[03:39] <akira> ohai
[03:39] <+lorax> hai
[03:39] <The_Gentleman> magneto didn't work :( hence why I have to take a dozen viagra pills
[03:39] <magneto> penispump ?
[03:40] <The_Gentleman> breaks after my hands are fucked after the viagra dosis :(
[03:40] <magneto> poor you
[03:41] <magneto> lorax: can you give this boy advice ?
[03:41] <magneto> afk now
[03:41] <&LulzPanda> gone now
[03:41] <+lorax> lol
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[03:42] <The_Gentleman> no one any other advice? :(
[03:42] <+lorax> yer
[03:42] <+lorax> u douche
[03:42] <+lorax> lol
[03:42] <+lorax> dont do drugs
[03:42] <+lorax> u dont have enuf brain cells to waste
[03:42] <+lorax> and be good to ur mother
[03:43] <~mr_p> l2suckurowndick
[03:43] <~mr_p> also lorax that's spoonzy
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[03:43] <akira> no it isn't
[03:43] *** akira knows moar.
[03:43] <+lorax> lol
[03:43] <The_Gentleman> i'm the real gentleman :(
[03:44] <The_Gentleman> and I think I just got owned by magneto, spoonzy and a bunch of other guys
[03:44] <+lorax> i wouldnt trust ur nick
[03:44] <akira> me neither :D
[03:44] <+lorax> lol iam sure u did
[03:44] <+lorax> because
[03:44] <+lorax> it took
[03:44] <+lorax> u 3 hours
[03:44] <+lorax> u idiot
[03:44] <+lorax> to do anything about it
[03:44] <+lorax> lol
[03:45] <The_Gentleman> I hadd to buttkiss KnowledgeUS' to get oper, I know I had to lrn2irc first
[03:45] <The_Gentleman> or maybe lrn2internet
[03:46] *** lorax @loraxlive on AIR now for the 24H GMt show on http://radio.anonymous.lv:192/live.mp3
http://anonplus.com/radio.html http://anonplusradio.com http://www.radioanonops.com/ 100.1fm
[03:46] <+Egg> Title: Anonplus.com - Anon Plus RadioAnonPlusRadio (at anonplus.com)
[03:48] <The_Gentleman> so who can I buttkiss to get oper on anonops?
[03:48] <The_Gentleman> anyone an idea?
[03:49] <akira> yar
[03:49] <akira> try Poke
[03:50] <akira> he likes it in the ass, so i heard
[03:50] <akira> maybe ss?
[03:51] <~mr_p> thats my song!
[03:51] <~mr_p> aw shit it was only the intro
[03:52] <The_Gentleman> shitstorm akira just told me i can buttkis you to become an oper on anonpr? ^_^
[03:53] <akira> oh he's in here
[03:53] <akira> damn i didn't know
[03:54] <The_Gentleman> sooo?
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[03:56] <akira> lololol
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[03:56] <spoonzy> did it work?
[03:56] <akira> rued
[03:56] <spoonzy> :D
[03:56] <+lorax> lol
[03:56] <akira> sure only a douche would change pw now
[03:56] <akira> too much fun :p
[03:56] <spoonzy> shadow changed it
[03:56] <akira> did he?
[03:56] <spoonzy> after i changed it
[03:56] <+lorax> douche such a fun word
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[03:58] <The_Gentleman> fucker spoonzy is :<
[03:59] <+lorax> lol
[03:59] <The_Gentleman> if i'm not responding, I probably took some more viagra pills, wanna try a horse again
[04:01] <spoonzy> LOL
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[04:08] <The_Gentleman> mr_p can I butkiss you to get @ or & inhere pl0x? ^_^
[04:09] <~mr_p> you can try
[04:09] <~mr_p> not going to stop a man from trying
[04:10] *** The_Gentleman start's kissing mr_p's butt with all his heart and soul
[04:11] <~mr_p> if you think that your lips are worth to kiss my almighty persian ass
[04:16] *** The_Gentleman turns around mr_p's body and starts kissing his balls
[04:21] <~mr_p> spoonzy
[04:21] <~mr_p> srsly
[04:21] <spoonzy> isnt me
[04:21] <spoonzy> FFS
[04:21] <~mr_p> huh?
[04:21] <~mr_p> not that
[04:23] <spoonzy> what then
[04:23] *** The_Gentleman goes higher and starts sucking mr_p's dick
[04:24] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy want to join in?
[04:25] <spoonzy> noty
[04:26] <The_Gentleman> why not? :( you no like my viagra-enlarged-penis? :(
[04:27] <~mr_p> viagra is illegal
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[04:42] <The_Gentleman> NO IT IS NOT mr_p
[04:48] <VampLover> hey ya The_Gentleman
[04:48] <VampLover> :)
[04:51] <The_Gentleman> hey Vamplover <3
[04:52] <VampLover> we still got in #anonchile op
[04:52] <VampLover> join us if u can :)
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[05:15] <&SexMachine> [Notion] It's a Bird, It's a Plane, oh, no, wait. It's just Notion
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LETS SEE WHATS GOING ON IN #ANONPR

[03:41] <Shadow> yeah, like that won't send another bunch of noob opers on my ass :(
[03:41] <Shadow> :p
[03:41] <v3ct0r> +ntrQSMCNTf [5j,3k,15m,5t]:5
[03:41] -!-LulzPanda [dg@anonpr-C1C11841.gv.shawcable.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[03:41] <v3ct0r> dem modes
[03:42] <Shadow> dude why the +N -.-
[03:42] <v3ct0r> *shrugs*
[03:42] <~Vorado> 19:52:59 ::: Topic for #<redacted>: Welcome to my house. Please be kind and corteous at all times and mind
the china. Beds are on the 4th floor and the kitchen is on the 3rd. Have a nice stay!I
[03:42] <~Vorado> 05:24:13 < crates> You're an evil man, to make us climb all the way to the 4th floor just to find a bed to
pass out in.
[03:42] <~Vorado> 05:24:52 < crates> Not to mention that everyone in the kitchen has to hear all the humping going on
upstairs
[03:42] *** cr[a]tes is away... please send a PM or e-mail crates@tormail.org if you need to reach him.
[03:42] <~Vorado> Who set +N?
[03:42] -!-mode/#anonpr [-QSMNT] by Vorado
[03:42] <+Sv> didnt you unset it 15mins ago
[03:42] <~Vorado> I keep trying to, I don't know who is doing it.
[03:42] <+Sv> lol
[03:42] <+Sv> let me look
[03:42] <+Sv> [19:14:44] * crates sets mode +N #anonpr
[03:43] <+Sv> this is the most recent
[03:43] *** cr[a]tes is away... please send a PM or e-mail crates@tormail.org if you need to reach him.
[03:43] <~Vorado> -.-
[03:43] <Shadow> Vorado try: /cs set #anonpr mlock +Cfnrt
[03:43] <+Sv> no
[03:43] <+Sv> /cs set #anonpr mlock +Cfnrt
[03:43] <+Sv> -N
[03:43] <+Sv> er
[03:43] <+Sv> /cs set #anonpr mlock +Cfntr-N
[03:44] <+Sv> put whatever other modes you dont want ops setting in the -
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[03:44] <~Vorado> I'm not going to mlock because then people can't set modes when we get flooded.
[03:44] <+Sv> yeah
[03:44] <~Vorado> But I just hate when everyone sets every character in the alphabet on this channel.
[03:45] <+Sv> it happens
[03:45] <Shadow> Vorado for that you have defcon...
[03:45] <~Vorado> lol @ changing defcon for a single channel flood.
[03:46] <Shadow> Vorado just define your defcon's correctly
[03:46] <%Enigma> what does +N mean
[03:46] <Shadow> and use them according to your needs
[03:46] *** lorax @loraxlive on AIR now for the 24H GMt show on http://radio.anonymous.lv:192/live.mp3
http://anonplus.com/radio.html http://anonplusradio.com http://www.radioanonops.com/ 100.1fm
[03:46] <+Sv> no nick changes allowed until you leave the channel
[03:46] <pbot> - Title: Anonplus.com - Anon Plus RadioAnonPlusRadio: (at anonplus.com)
[03:46] <Shadow> +N in a channel means you can't change nicks while you are in that channel
[03:46] <%Enigma> tahts stupid
[03:46] <+Sv> yes it is
[03:46] <+Sv> except when theres bot floods
[03:46] <~Vorado> Shadow, I am afraid that taking your advice could lead to this network becoming similar to VoxAnon...
which is definitely not the idea.
[03:46] <v3ct0r> hence why it was removed -.-
[03:46] <~Vorado> Cheers though
[03:46] <v3ct0r> LOL
[03:46] <v3ct0r> harsh? nah
[03:47] <v3ct0r> not anonpr
[03:47] <+Sv> lol vox
[03:47] <v3ct0r> vox is mad
[03:47] <+Sv> people on vox dont know how to run a network
[03:47] <%Enigma> LOL
[03:47] <+Sv> like, for real
[03:47] <Shadow> Vorado what ya mean similar to voxanon?
[03:47] <v3ct0r> agreed Sv
[03:47] <~Vorado> imho everyone should run shadowircd
[03:47] <+Sv> i spent 2h banwalking because the opers were too dumb to ban ipranges
[03:47] <Shadow> Sv yeah sure, The_Gentleman is that much better :>
[03:47] <+Sv> shadow
[03:47] <~Vorado> Shadow, everyone has to learn. Remember what happened to VoxAnon 1.0?
[03:47] <+Sv> you could have easily banned the entire /48 range
[03:47] <~Vorado> You guys hit an all time high of 2 users!
[03:47] <+Sv> instead of banning me every second
[03:47] <+Sv> and having me come back
[03:48] <Shadow> Vorado you weren't even in VoxAnon 1.0:p
[03:48] <~Vorado> Yes I was.
[03:48] <Shadow> no you weren't :p
[03:48] <The_Gentleman> back
[03:48] <The_Gentleman> Shadow, yeah it is much better.
[03:48] <~Vorado> Shadow, not under this nick.
[03:48] <+Sv> lol
[03:48] <Shadow> Vorado, then kindly explain me what was your old nick? ;)
[03:48] <~Vorado> No
[03:49] <+Sv> tl;dr: Vorado is sabu
[03:49] <Shadow> bs :p
[03:50] <v3ct0r> lolz
[03:50] <%Enigma> lol Sv
[03:50] <v3ct0r> funny
[03:50] <v3ct0r> I was tope this whole time
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[03:50] <+Sv> i dont think he is actually, i knew sabu and sabu had a much lower IQ
[03:50] <%Enigma> lol
[03:50] <%Enigma> LOL Sv
[03:50] <v3ct0r> you think I was gonna be gone that long? lol
[03:51] <%Enigma> lol that would be cool if he came back
[03:51] <v3ct0r> I can't stray too far from the lulz that is irc
[03:51] <+Sv> sabu is an idiot, a poor excuse for a script kiddie
[03:51] <+Sv> he got caught for a reason
[03:51] <v3ct0r> I saw the emails from him to his friends in the FBI
[03:51] <v3ct0r> lol
[03:51] <v3ct0r> he's fucking illiterarte
[03:51] <+Sv> for real
[03:51] <%Enigma> fuckin sabu is a dumbass.
[03:52] <+Sv> i mean if i was him id be proud to have did enouh shit to get feds attention and landed myself in jail
[03:52] <%Enigma> but he didnt do too much damage at the end he just rounded up the other scriptkiddies
[03:52] <v3ct0r> I'm glad we all can show our love to him
[03:52] <v3ct0r> shit
[03:52] <%Enigma> besides topiary, and kayla
[03:52] <%Enigma> and commander
[03:52] <~Vorado> FIP topiary.
[03:52] <anon_miami> hey v3ct0r
[03:52] <+Sv> those 2 are dumb too
[03:52] <anon_miami> why ban?
[03:52] <+Sv> i knew all of those personally
[03:52] -!-mode/#anonpr [-b *!*@340D75EC.AD1F462E.7862FA95.IP] by AR
[03:52] <+Sv> there's a reason why they got caught, trust me
[03:53] <%Enigma> why is that
[03:53] <anon_miami> nvm
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[03:53] <v3ct0r> lool
[03:53] <v3ct0r> tell us why
[03:53] <anon_miami> i dun car
[03:53] <+Sv> skiddies taking themselves wayyyyyyyyy too seriously basically
[03:53] <spoonzy> jesus that was harder than it should have been
[03:53] <~Vorado> spoonzy, took you long enough.
[03:53] <spoonzy> Sv kangeroo incoming
[03:53] <v3ct0r> anon_miami, neither do I
[03:53] <spoonzy> Vorado dude...
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[03:53] <The_Gentleman> Shadow,
[03:53] <+Sv> you can't do anything to me
[03:53] <Dwaan> so i heard
[03:53] <The_Gentleman> can i query
[03:53] <+Sv> because i'm not an idiot
[03:53] <Shadow> yes The_Gentleman
[03:53] <%Enigma> are u talking about topiary being a scriptkiddie
[03:53] <spoonzy> <spoonzy> can you unban @340D75EC.AD1F462E.7862FA95.IP for me in #anonpr
[03:53] <spoonzy> <spoonzy> kthx
[03:53] <spoonzy> * Cannot join #anonpr (You are banned).
[03:53] <spoonzy> <AR> ask vorado he is an IRCop. He can QQ about these things
[03:53] -!-spoonzy was kicked from #AnonPR by AnonPR [Stop flooding!]
[03:53] <Dwaan> this place is fully of highly incompetent opers
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[03:54] <Dwaan> please promtly close the network
[03:54] <Dwaan> to make the internet a better place
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[03:54] <anon_miami> wow asking for an unban, and flooding channel?
[03:54] <spoonzy> lololololololol
[03:54] <+Sv> spoonzy isnt flooding
[03:54] <anon_miami> nioce
[03:54] <anon_miami> :)
[03:54] <+Sv> it's just the anti-flood thing
[03:54] <spoonzy> anon_miami yes that was a flood
[03:54] <spoonzy> FEAR ME
[03:54] <anon_miami> dont u hate copy paste
[03:54] <anon_miami> i done that a few times
[03:54] <anon_miami> i remeber when i got kicked
[03:54] <The_Gentleman> okay
[03:54] <The_Gentleman> just to clear
[03:54] <%Enigma> Sv are u saying that topiary was a scriptkidie
[03:54] <anon_miami> fyi 1 more and it auto bans u
[03:54] <The_Gentleman> whomever reset my pass on anonops
[03:54] <+Sv> yes
[03:55] <+Sv> and that i knew him
[03:55] <v3ct0r> why should you wait 2 seconds btw posts?
[03:55] <The_Gentleman> better drop my nick
[03:55] <+Sv> and he really is nothing more
[03:55] <The_Gentleman> right now
[03:55] <anon_miami> im a scriptkiddie :)
[03:55] <anon_miami> wow TG
[03:55] <+Sv> i'm nothing
[03:55] <anon_miami> they sure fuked ur world up...
[03:55] <v3ct0r> lol it was too easy TG
[03:55] <The_Gentleman> i know
[03:55] <The_Gentleman> its sad
[03:55] <+Sv> and i aim to keep it that way
[03:55] <~Vorado> The_Gentleman, talk to an oper.
[03:55] <The_Gentleman> i work to make them happy
[03:55] *** anon_miami looks at magento
[03:55] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman why
[03:55] <The_Gentleman> they work to make me sad
[03:55] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman im sorry but i forgot what i set it to
[03:55] <spoonzy> you'll have to talk to the anonops opers
[03:56] <%Enigma> Sv ive heard that kayla, topiary and all them where a scary force. ive heard that from vets who where here
from the first days of 4chan. no disrespect just what i heard
[03:56] <v3ct0r> lol
[03:56] <anon_miami> why even fuk with it spoozy?
[03:56] <+Sv> The_Gentleman, that's going to be your basic experience running a network, though
[03:56] <Shadow> The_Gentleman what would you do if it wasn't dropped on anonops?
[03:56] <~Vorado> Does Dwaan rage hard?
[03:56] <The_Gentleman> Shadow,
[03:56] <+Sv> i can tell you, after years running huge networks, dont expect anything but bullshit/ungratefulness/drama
[03:56] <The_Gentleman> im talking to some mates in anonops who very handly are opers
[03:56] <DarkNetFan> ^
[03:56] <@AR> Haha Dwaan, Fed nr. 1
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[03:57] <anon_miami> i do my ident on the server window
[03:57] <user> ITC: ???
[03:57] <%Enigma> Sv did u see what i said
[03:57] <+Sv> yeah enigma
[03:57] <+Sv> kayla and topiary aren't shit
[03:57] <spoonzy> Sv DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA
[03:57] <spoonzy> lolkayla
[03:57] <+Sv> i've been around for a while
[03:57] <%Enigma> ibelieve u
[03:57] <+Sv> lurking, absorbing information, causing chaos when i can
[03:58] <+Sv> i just dont famewhore or take credits for things i do
[03:58] <+Sv> so my name is not known
[03:58] <~Vorado> >I don't fame whore
[03:58] <~Vorado> >I knew all of them personally
[03:58] <user> <Dwaan> i got glined twice just now
[03:58] <user> <&Shadow> rofl
[03:58] <user> <Dwaan> for telling the opers how incompetent they are
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[03:58] <+Sv> Vorado, as if knowing topiary or kayla = fame
[03:58] <+Sv> lol
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[03:58] <user> lol hators
[03:58] <choppy1007> hi
[03:58] <anon_miami> wow
[03:58] <~Vorado> Sv, you wish it does :)
[03:59] <+Sv> i disrespect them
[03:59] <+Sv> at best
[03:59] <user> <3 flood? hate
[03:59] <~Vorado> Actually, user it was a kline, so if you knew jack shit you would connect to a different leaf.
[03:59] <+Sv> but on a good day, i just dislike them and what they try to take credits for
[03:59] <anon_miami> Sv <3
[03:59] -!-spoonzy is now known as Chippy1337
[03:59] <~Vorado> Ha chippy
[03:59] <+Sv> <3
[03:59] <Chippy1337> ddos comin
[03:59] <%Enigma> i guess u have a point sv
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[03:59] <Chippy1337> Dwaan
[04:00] <~Vorado> wb Dwaan
[04:00] <Dwaan> yo
[04:00] <Chippy1337> nullroute?
[04:00] <choppy1007> dongs
[04:00] <Dwaan> Chippy1337, ya
[04:00] <Chippy1337> k.
[04:00] <Dwaan> cancer
[04:00] <+WeedPlz> yay cancer
[04:00] <+WeedPlz> fuck it
[04:00] <+Sv> Dwaan, still butthurt?
[04:01] <+Sv> it will heal, dont worry
[04:01] <Dwaan> Sv: at what?
[04:01] <+Sv> anonpr
[04:01] <+Sv> i thought you ragequit
[04:01] <Dwaan> this network is cancer
[04:01] <Dwaan> is all
[04:01] <+Sv> then why are you here?
[04:01] <user> please make each line of text longer than six words, pls
[04:01] <user> effort.
[04:01] <Dwaan> user,
[04:01] <Dwaan> .
[04:01] <~Vorado> Dwaan, be my guest to leave then.
[04:01] <+Sv> user, nobody
[04:01] <choppy1007> butt nugget assfuck shitcock tittybitch
[04:01] <+Sv> cares
[04:01] <user> SIX WORDS AT LEAST< OR NOT READING
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[04:02] <user> how2 block <six word lines
[04:02] *** Vorado looks at the collective intelligence of the channel and makes an executive decision.
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[04:02] <The_Gentleman> buhu for dem
[04:02] <Enigma_> where the fuck are they from
[04:02] <Enigma_> why they butthurt
[04:02] <~Vorado> I have no idea.
[04:02] <The_Gentleman> butthurt land
[04:02] <+Sv> awww
[04:02] <+Sv> i love when people claim to hate smoething
[04:02] <+Sv> yet they STILL use it
[04:02] <~Vorado> !axx add anon_miami 4
[04:03] <MouseMickey> Sv its like FB lol
[04:03] <Enigma_> lol, why are we getting all these haters recently?
[04:03] <+Sv> yeah
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[04:03] <+WeedPlz> user you worried about losing good grammer
[04:04] <+Sv> dwaan
[04:04] <+Sv> took you long enough to banwalk
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[04:04] <~Vorado> ^
[04:04] <+Sv> dont tell me you're doing it manually
[04:04] <+Sv> that would be super lame
[04:04] <~Vorado> Sv, I am afraid he is.
[04:04] <+Sv> and dont tell me you used tor
[04:04] <Dwaan> ya tor being slow
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[04:04] <+Sv> cute
[04:04] <Dwaan> ofc im using tor
[04:04] <Dwaan> @ work
[04:04] <~Vorado> Sv, ban evasion noobs use tor.
[04:04] <~Vorado> It's the truth
[04:04] <+WeedPlz> tor is ok for irc
[04:04] <+Sv> turn on bopm, problem solved
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[04:04] <~Vorado> Sv, I have the command sitting in my other terminal.
[04:04] <Dwaan> Vorado, what would you use then?
[04:04] <+Sv> lol
[04:04] <anon_miami> w/b enigma
[04:04] <+Sv> Vorado, at this point, if this was my network
[04:04] <~Vorado> Dwaan, one of my 40 or so IPs that I have to use?
[04:04] <+Sv> id just /shun
[04:04] <%Enigma> lol thanks
[04:04] <+Sv> and let him ramble to himself
[04:05] <+Sv> so he wouldnt try to banwalk more
[04:05] <~Vorado> Sv, have you not noticed?
[04:05] <+Sv> and wouldnt cause harm
[04:05] <Dwaan> OH GOD
[04:05] <Dwaan> LOL
[04:05] <+Sv> ohh he is shunned
[04:05] <+Sv> clever
[04:05] <~Vorado> I shunned spoonzy as cocks
[04:05] <~Vorado> took him 20 minutes
[04:05] <+Sv> lol
[04:05] <+Sv> thats awesome
[04:05] <%Enigma> dwann why u butthurt
[04:05] <+Sv> i used to unshun people sometimes, like 1h into it, and theyd still be typing
[04:05] <+Sv> i found that shit hilarious
[04:05] <~Vorado> lmfao
[04:05] <~Vorado> I would die if that happened
[04:05] <%Enigma> LOL
[04:05] <+Sv> lol it happened so often
[04:05] <~Vorado> I think shunning is a brilliant command
[04:05] <Shadow> The_Gentleman i'm wondering, why do you only dare to open your mouth after they get kicked by vorado?
[04:05] <Shadow> (like after spoonzy/magneto/dwaan gets kicked)
[04:05] <+Sv> yes
[04:05] <+Sv> it's perfect
[04:06] <Shadow> no answer The_Gentleman
[04:06] <Shadow> ?
[04:06] <+Sv> works bette than g/k/z line
[04:06] <+Sv> because they have no idea they are shunned
[04:06] <The_Gentleman> Shadow,
[04:06] <Dwaan> good stuff shadow
[04:06] <+Sv> so they just waste 1 or 2h typing to themselves
[04:06] <~Vorado> Sv, I KNW
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[04:06] <+Sv> then get bored nobody answers
[04:06] <~Vorado> Sv, gotta open up another client
[04:06] <The_Gentleman> one) because Vorado told me to part and be quiet
[04:06] <+Sv> lol
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[04:06] <~Vorado> Sv, that's why I always /join #randomshithere to test it.
[04:06] *** AR thinks its popcorn time
[04:06] <The_Gentleman> 2) because i was trying to stop myseld from killing everyone
[04:06] <%Enigma> wow now Enigma_ lags out
[04:06] <+Sv> Vorado, i usually try /msg sv sv
[04:06] <Shadow> !staff
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[04:06] <anon_miami> i g2g
[04:06] <CyberPolice> sup
[04:06] <The_Gentleman> 3) was too busy trying to figure why th services hate me
[04:06] <~Vorado> lol pandasecurity
[04:06] <Dwaan> !staff
[04:06] <+Sv> if it doesnt come through that means im shunned
[04:06] <Dwaan> yo CyberPolice
[04:07] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy very funny
[04:07] <Shadow> well The_Gentleman you can't kill anyone atm because you are not opered up, so #2 is not a valid argument
[04:07] <Shadow> lrn2irc
[04:07] <The_Gentleman> Shadow,
[04:07] <The_Gentleman> i was talking past tense
[04:07] <The_Gentleman> lrn2english
[04:07] <CyberPolice> im made of panda and sec
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[04:07] <~Vorado> CyberPolice, panda and sex?!
[04:07] <CyberPolice> pls put your penis in my bumbum
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[04:07] <spoonzy> still shunning?
[04:07] <~Vorado> spoonzy, no no
[04:08] <~Vorado> It was a tempshun
[04:08] <spoonzy> mmm mature
[04:08] <spoonzy> temp my ass
[04:08] <~Vorado> It was turned off like.... an hour ago?
[04:08] <~Vorado> When you disconnected "cocks"
[04:08] *** Enigma slaps Dwaan around a bit with a large fishbot
[04:08] <spoonzy> then why could i not /nick
[04:08] <spoonzy> just now
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[04:08] <~Vorado> spoonzy, no idea.
[04:08] <qwertanon> hey
[04:08] <qwertanon> i was just banned
[04:08] <spoonzy> also The_Gentleman i dont see your messages unless you highlight my current nick you buffon
[04:09] <~Vorado> qwertanon, ah?
[04:09] <qwertanon> you guys need to stop banning tor exit nodes
[04:09] <qwertanon> i guess you banned someone who was using the same exit node
[04:09] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, very nice, i dont care.
[04:09] <qwertanon> i was told to email butthurt@lol.com
[04:09] <+Sv> ban *.torservers.net
[04:09] <~Vorado> qwertanon, yes, that's often an issue.
[04:09] <+Sv> or turn on bopm
[04:09] <Shadow> you guys need to stop banning tor exit nodes or you won't have an open network :<
[04:09] <spoonzy> ^
[04:09] <Shadow> /care
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[04:09] <anon_miami> lol
[04:09] <+Sv> Shadow, tor should not be used on irc
[04:09] <Vorado> lolwat
[04:09] <Shadow> Sv, not all tor exit nodes are ending on .torservers.net
[04:09] <%Enigma> lol
[04:09] <spoonzy> and The_Gentleman it isnt even me on your nick
[04:09] -!-Vorado is now known as Vorado2
[04:09] <spoonzy> its Shadow
[04:10] <+WeedPlz> why not
[04:10] <spoonzy> so stop fucking crying
[04:10] <CyberPolice> hi Vorado2
[04:10] <+Sv> because 90% of the time, it leads to abuse
[04:10] <+Sv> and if you want to be 1337, do a SASL thing, like freenode
[04:10] <+Sv> but otherwise, keep tor banned
[04:10] <Vorado2> Lmfao
[04:10] <Dwaan> ban tor
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[04:10] <Dwaan> on anon network?
[04:10] <Dwaan> CENSORSHIP
[04:10] <+Sv> Dwaan, who cares
[04:10] <Vorado2> CyberPolice, lmfaoooo
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[04:10] <+Sv> if banning abuse is censorship, then fuck you
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[04:11] <+WeedPlz> troll team
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[04:11] <+Sv> i'm the thought fucking police
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[04:11] <+mobman> o0o
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[04:11] <+Sv> rude
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[04:11] -AnonPR(vlam@yurr.com)- [#anonpr] Please do not forget to /msg nickserv register securepass fake@email
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[04:11] -!-Channel #anonpr created Tue Jul 24 20:49:04 2012
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[04:11] <+Sv> this is rude CyberPolice
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[04:11] <%anon_miami> !staff
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[04:11] <Vorado2> What the shit
[04:11] <+Sv> who the fuck is cyberpolice?
[04:11] <+WeedPlz> dam
[04:11] <Vorado2> How the fuck..
[04:11] <+WeedPlz> hijack?
[04:11] <+mobman> vorado
[04:12] <Vorado2> Beats me.
[04:12] <+Sv> theres a ban on *!*@*
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[04:12] <Vorado2> What the fuck.
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[04:12] <%anon_miami> oh snap i got my h back
[04:12] <+Sv> sajoin erryone
[04:12] <Vorado2> And how.
[04:12] <The_Gentleman> Vorado2,
[04:12] <%anon_miami> wo0o0ot
[04:12] <The_Gentleman> its
[04:12] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy
[04:12] <%Enigma> wtf
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[04:12] <spoonzy> yepp
[04:12] <spoonzy> must me be
[04:12] <Vorado2> Oh?
[04:12] <+Sv> CyberPolice, why so rude?
[04:12] <spoonzy> i have a shell at pandasecurity
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[04:12] <spoonzy> im so l33t
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[04:12] <Shadow> so can I lol now?
[04:12] <Vorado2> How the fuck did they get into our server?
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[04:12] <spoonzy> Vorado2 0days
[04:12] <Shadow> AR gimme @ or % pl0x
[04:12] <Vorado2> I blame The_Gentleman...
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[04:13] <qwertanon> meh
[04:13] <Vorado2> spoonzy, must be.
[04:13] <Dwaan> <Vorado2> How the fuck did they get into our server?
[04:13] <+WeedPlz> meh is right
[04:13] <%anon_miami> nope
[04:13] <Dwaan> i sense fear
[04:13] <spoonzy> ^
[04:13] <+Sv> Vorado2, have you considered enabling ipv6 for anonpr
[04:13] <Vorado2> CyberPolice, yes?
[04:13] <%anon_miami> vorado2 ur vor
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[04:13] <%anon_miami> lol
[04:13] <qwertanon> meh
[04:13] <qwertanon> cu later
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[04:13] <+WeedPlz> .onion router
[04:13] <qwertanon> heh
[04:13] <Vorado2> Sv, no.
[04:13] <+WeedPlz> run it threw
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[04:14] <Yeul> hai
[04:14] <juanperez> thanks
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[04:14] <%anon_miami> o0o
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[04:14] <MouseMickey> whats going on?
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[04:14] <+Sv> rude
[04:14] <+WeedPlz> dam
[04:14] <+Sv> banned anon_miami
[04:14] <+Sv> and mobman
[04:14] <Shadow> this server got owned afaik
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[04:14] <juanperez> fear.
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[04:14] <MouseMickey> sick ...
[04:14] <juanperez> fair.
[04:14] <spoonzy> lolololololol
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[04:15] <MouseMickey> The_Gentleman what you done lol
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[04:15] <The_Gentleman> nothing
[04:15] <The_Gentleman> jeez
[04:15] <qwertanon> just kick him, don't ban
[04:15] <qwertanon> you'll block innocent IPs
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[04:15] <Yeul> hello
[04:15] <Yeul> what is this
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[04:15] <juanperez> lol
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[04:15] <qwertanon> remove his o rights xd
[04:15] <MouseMickey> The_Gentleman, i blame redwall
[04:15] <Vorado2> He has no o:line.
[04:15] <+WeedPlz> troll time eh
[04:15] <+mobman> SQL
[04:16] <spoonzy> thats my nick
[04:16] <+mobman> Grr
[04:16] <+mobman> Up ban
[04:16] <+mobman> Ip*
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[04:16] <Shadow> sooo The_Gentleman you know this is all the result of one stupidity you did?
[04:16] <Dwaan> HA
[04:16] <Dwaan> HA
[04:16] <Dwaan> HA
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[04:17] <The_Gentleman> Shadow,
[04:17] <The_Gentleman> my oper pass
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[04:17] <Shadow> amirite Dwaan? :p
[04:17] <The_Gentleman> and nickserv pass
[04:17] <The_Gentleman> are different
[04:17] <Dwaan> ;)
[04:17] <Dwaan> The_Gentleman,
[04:17] <Vorado2> Jesus.
[04:17] <Dwaan> you are the most incompetent person
[04:17] <Dwaan> i have ever seen
[04:17] <Dwaan> please kill yourself
[04:17] <spoonzy> lolololololol
[04:17] <+Sv> Dwaan, how about you shut up
[04:17] <Shadow> The_Gentleman STILL you pasted your nickserv pass here
[04:17] <The_Gentleman> wow
[04:17] <+Sv> because nobody gives a shit about your opinion, if you didnt notice
[04:17] <The_Gentleman> amazing
[04:17] <Shadow> was your stupidity and your incompetence to fix it made it all worse
[04:17] <+WeedPlz> kick plz
[04:17] <Vorado2> Ah
[04:17] <+Sv> <3
[04:18] <Vorado2> I get it.
[04:18] <The_Gentleman> Shadow, thanks for telling me i didnt know
[04:18] <spoonzy> local kill Sv imo
[04:18] <Vorado2> No I know what it is.
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[04:18] <z00m> ohai.
[04:18] <+Sv> why spoonzy
[04:18] <spawn> go chippy1337
[04:18] <z00m> heard there iz fun fun fun here?
[04:18] <spoonzy> fortehlulz
[04:18] <+Sv> z00m, hi, you suck at takeovers
[04:18] <Vorado2> Sv, nobody is on it.
[04:18] <z00m> Sv: lolwat?
[04:18] <+Sv> why do it manually? you cant write a 20 lines script?
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[04:20] <Vorado2> Ok
[04:20] <Vorado2> Problem solved.
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[04:20] <The_Gentleman> shit
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[04:21] <+WeedPlz> we all ok now
[04:21] <Vorado> Yes.
[04:21] <spoonzy> no
[04:21] <+WeedPlz> dam spammers
[04:21] <spawn> no
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[04:21] <Vorado> spoonzy, I know what it was..
[04:21] <spoonzy> i saw no spam
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[04:21] <spawn> go chippy1337
[04:21] <spoonzy> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[04:21] <Anon66> aw
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[04:21] <Shadow> actually Vorado where is your servicesbot?
[04:21] <MouseMickey> oh
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[04:22] <Vorado2> -.-
[04:22] <spoonzy> Shadow they're online
[04:22] <Vorado2> Goddamnit.
[04:22] <Shadow> oh dropped channel? :p
[04:22] <Shadow> LOL
[04:22] <spoonzy> someone tell me their logging this
[04:22] <spoonzy> Shadow no he just took services offline again
[04:22] <Shadow> spoonzy yes :>
[04:22] <spoonzy> someone got his pass
[04:22] <Vorado2> spoonzy, I did.
[04:22] <Vorado2> I took it offline.
[04:22] <spoonzy> :O
[04:22] <spoonzy> REALLY?!?
[04:22] <Vorado2> Nobody has my password, it's 20 characters.
[04:22] <spoonzy> no shit
[04:22] <spawn> irc.anonpr.netIIAI94.102.50.51I3600s
[04:23] <spawn> ddos coming
[04:23] <spoonzy> oh snap
[04:23] <Shadow> lulz
[04:23] <qwertanon> lol
[04:23] <The_Gentleman> oh the joy.....
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[04:23] <spoonzy> Shadow you logging?
[04:23] <qwertanon> move irc to onionland, no more ddos/bruteforce because of slow
[04:23] <+Sv> spawn knows how to use dig
[04:23] <+Sv> wowowowowowowo
[04:24] <qwertanon> and no more anonymity problems
[04:24] <+Sv> be afraid
[04:24] <+Sv> 20kb/sec incoming
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[04:24] <Shadow> spoonzy yes
[04:24] <spoonzy> good :)
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[04:25] <Shadow> i'm wondering if they really ddos this place, how long Ecatel will hold it
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[04:25] <spoonzy> we shall see
[04:25] <spoonzy> lol'd
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[04:26] <+Sv> rude
[04:26] <Vorado2> It had to happen.
[04:26] <spoonzy> highly unethical
[04:26] <+Sv> why so tor
[04:26] <qwertanon> oO
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[04:27] <+Sv> hide yo proxies hide yo tor nodes, 'cause Vorado2 be glining errybody in here
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[04:27] <spoonzy> Vorado2 cloudircd is sounding pretty good eh
[04:27] <qwertanon> my current tor exit node doesn't seem to be banned
[04:27] <+Sv> setting +i wont help much for people abusing services
[04:27] <Vorado> spoonzy: -.-
[04:27] <spoonzy> :)
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[04:28] <qwertanon> move irc to hidden service and a lot of problems will solve itself
[04:28] <+Sv> lol
[04:28] -!-Vorado2 is now known as Vorado
[04:28] <qwertanon> starting by people having to create tor-compatible ddos software
[04:28] <qwertanon> which isn't hard
[04:28] <spoonzy> there is already tor compatible ddos
[04:28] <Vorado> Let's see if I get ghosted again.
[04:28] <spoonzy> pyloris
[04:28] <qwertanon> but i don't think you can ddos over tor
[04:28] <qwertanon> and bruteforce will take ages too
[04:28] <+Sv> spoonzy, pyloris isnt ddos
[04:28] <The_Gentleman> jeeesus christ
[04:28] <spoonzy> srry
[04:28] <Shadow> ddos over tor shouldn't be a problem afaik
[04:28] <spoonzy> layer 7 ddos
[04:29] <The_Gentleman> they are exploiting unreal
[04:29] <+Sv> it's simply abusing threads in apache and other lame ircds
[04:29] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman well unreal is shit so thats no suprise
[04:29] <+Sv> The_Gentleman, yeah, i mentionned thatb efore....
[04:29] <spoonzy> Sv ircds wat
[04:29] <+Sv> to vorado and others
[04:29] <The_Gentleman> i know
[04:29] <The_Gentleman> but
[04:29] <+Sv> like
[04:29] <+Sv> i knew it would happen at some point
[04:29] <+Sv> if you went back to it
[04:29] <The_Gentleman> the "users" complained about learning new cmds
[04:29] <+Sv> because as soon as skiddies get wind of something like this
[04:29] <+Sv> they abuse the shit out of it
[04:29] <The_Gentleman> so we changed from shadowircd
[04:29] <Shadow> The_Gentleman what users?
[04:29] <Vorado> Yep.
[04:29] <The_Gentleman> thanks users
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[04:29] <The_Gentleman> aprreciated
[04:29] <Vorado> Sv, remember when I had shadowircd working perfectly?
[04:29] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman dont pin this on the users
[04:29] <+Sv> yeah Vorado
[04:29] <+Sv> what happened to it?
[04:30] <+Sv> you should mov eback to it
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, good idea
[04:30] <Vorado> They switched it when I was sleeping.
[04:30] <+Sv> so this shit stops
[04:30] <Vorado> Those mother fuckers.
[04:30] <spoonzy> you fucking idiot, maybe you should learn some security?
[04:30] <+Sv> because it's not going to stop otherwise
[04:30] <+Sv> unreal is dead
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> its your fault
[04:30] <spoonzy> ^
[04:30] <+Sv> and getting obsolete quick
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> kthxs
[04:30] <+Sv> if users cant learn a new ircd, it's their lsos
[04:30] <@AR> Sorry vorado, but it wa not working, at all
[04:30] <Shadow> The_Gentleman first you guys had unrealircd, then inspircd, then shadowircd, now unreal and ytou want to
change AGAIN?
[04:30] <spoonzy> yea totally my fault
[04:30] <spoonzy> you started this
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> Shadow,
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> i know right
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> wait
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> no
[04:30] <Vorado> AR, I was given TEN hours.
[04:30] <Vorado> That was shitty.
[04:30] <+Sv> Shadow, you're not in a very good place to tell people what to do about network matters :)
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> we never had inspireircd
[04:30] <spoonzy> if you hadn't leaked your nickserv pass dwaan et al wouldn't laugh at it and come here
[04:30] <The_Gentleman> yeah
[04:30] <Vorado> Shadow, unreal -> charybdis -> shadow. Shadow worked and it was swapped.
[04:30] <@AR> I did not make the call btw
[04:30] <qwertanon> What about distributed denial of service attacks? Distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks
typically rely on having a group of thousands of computers all sending floods of traffic to a
victim. Since the goal is to overpower the bandwidth of the victim, they typically send UDP
packets since those don't require handshakes or coordination.
[04:31] <The_Gentleman> he was kinda kept in the dark
[04:31] <The_Gentleman> XD
[04:31] <qwertanon> tor = tcp = no ddos
[04:31] <+Sv> Vorado, lets move back to shadowircd
[04:31] <spoonzy> qwertanon syn floods
[04:31] <@AR> Nor did I influenced it
[04:31] <Vorado> Sv, I am waiting for KuS to respond.
[04:32] <qwertanon> But because Tor only transports correctly formed TCP streams, not all IP packets, you cannot send
UDP packets over Tor. (You can't do specialized forms of this attack like SYN flooding either.) So
ordinary DDoS attacks are not possible over Tor. Tor also doesn't allow bandwidth amplification
attacks against external sites: you need to send in a byte for every byte that the Tor network will
send to your destinatio
[04:32] <qwertanon> >>you can't do syn flooding either
[04:32] <+Sv> who the fuck would ddos from tor
[04:32] <spoonzy> gay
[04:32] <+Sv> learn how to root stuff
[04:32] <spoonzy> but yea ^
[04:32] <qwertanon> if anonpr irc moves to .onion it'll have to be ddosed and bruteforced over tor
[04:33] <+Sv> .onion is for faggots
[04:33] <qwertanon> which is a difficult thing to do
[04:33] <+Sv> just get some decent ddos-protected hosting
[04:33] <+Sv> problem solved
[04:33] <qwertanon> that'd work too ;p
[04:33] <spoonzy> qwertanon lolwat
[04:34] <spoonzy> qwertanon you can root over tor fine
[04:34] <qwertanon> what does root mean?
[04:34] <spoonzy> google is your friend
[04:34] <+Sv> rooting someone means having sex with them
[04:34] <qwertanon> I'm not finding anything related to irc, ddos or tor
[04:34] <@AR> ddos protected hosting is expensive
[04:34] <qwertanon> k xd
[04:34] <qwertanon> well i was just quoting the tor project faq
[04:34] <+Sv> rooting: gaining root on a vps/server/box
[04:34] <qwertanon> they seem to think you cant ddos
[04:35] <+Sv> in an unauthorized manner
[04:35] <qwertanon> k
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[04:35] <+Sv> you can ddos, it's just inefficient
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[04:36] <spoonzy> AR
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[04:36] <spawn> oper abuse
[04:36] <+Sv> spawn
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[04:37] <@AR> spoonzy
[04:37] <spoonzy> AR dw
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[04:37] <Shadow> oooh a bopm
[04:37] <Shadow> to kill tor?
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[04:37] <Shadow> I call censorship
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[04:37] <+lorax> i call shotgun
[04:37] <Dwaan> lol hi
[04:37] <spoonzy> lorax FU
[04:37] <Shadow> I call shotgun 2nd
[04:38] <+lorax> Dwaan:
[04:38] <+lorax> hai
[04:38] <+lorax> hai
[04:38] <+lorax> haha
[04:38] <Dwaan> yo
[04:38] <Dwaan> no
[04:38] <Dwaan> i call shotgun
[04:38] <Dwaan> so shut up
[04:38] <+lorax> to late
[04:38] <b0r3d> lol
[04:38] <+lorax> haha
[04:38] <+lorax> i got shotgun
[04:38] <+Sv> i call dibs
[04:38] <+lorax> Dwaan:
[04:38] <+lorax> i come
[04:38] <Dwaan> i got a shotgun
[04:38] <Dwaan> ur dead
[04:38] <+lorax> to ur city this week
[04:38] <Dwaan> lorax, when
[04:38] <+lorax> we get busted up
[04:38] <+lorax> n se up some hookers
[04:38] <+lorax> my treat
[04:39] <+lorax> sex
[04:39] <Dwaan> lol
[04:39] <spoonzy> I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR
[04:39] <Dwaan> GET TO THE CHOPPA
[04:39] <+lorax> choppa squad
[04:39] <+lorax> look out
[04:39] <Shadow> I GET THE MACHINE GUN IN THE CHOPPA
[04:40] <+lorax> lol
[04:40] <The_Gentleman> allahu akhbar......-pulls out rpg---
[04:40] <The_Gentleman> udead
[04:40] <The_Gentleman> udead 2
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[04:42] <The_Gentleman> O_o
[04:43] <Enigma> anon_miami
[04:43] <Enigma> anon_miami_miami leave?
[04:44] <spoonzy> he got zlined
[04:44] <spoonzy> he caused all this
[04:44] <+Sv> i'lol
[04:44] <+Sv> he did?
[04:44] <spoonzy> he's actually a big skiddie
[04:44] <+Sv> thats funny
[04:44] <Enigma> FUCK
[04:44] <The_Gentleman> O_O
[04:44] <Enigma> r u jking
[04:45] <spoonzy> nope
[04:45] <spoonzy> he exploited the irc server
[04:45] <+snor> halo
[04:45] <spoonzy> and wrecked the network
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[04:45] <+Sv> lol for real
[04:45] <Enigma> mother fucking lord
[04:45] <+Sv> that's LAME
[04:45] <+Sv> thats one of the lamest poorly performed attacks ive seen
[04:45] <+Sv> not even kidding
[04:46] <Enigma> no he didnt i dont believe u
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[04:46] <Enigma> i know that hes a script kiddie but he wasnt attacking us
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[04:46] <Enigma> he was doing something else
[04:46] <+Sv> i dont know id be surprised if it was him
[04:46] <+Sv> but i also dont know him well
[04:46] <Enigma> !up
[04:47] <Enigma> i know him fairely well. theres others who know him better
[04:47] <Enigma> but he was doing something else
[04:47] <+Sv> i'm trying to pm him, on vox
[04:47] <+Sv> i,ll see what he says
[04:48] -Global(services@portnet.net)- [Vorado] Reconnect in 30 seconds.
[04:48] <Enigma> alright cool
[04:48] <spoonzy> ERMAHGERD
[04:48] <spoonzy> DONT DIE
[04:48] <spoonzy> DONT LEAVE ME
[04:48] <spoonzy> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[04:48] <The_Gentleman> -.-
[04:50] <Vorado> Ok
[04:50] <Shadow> services deaded
[04:50] <Shadow> GOOD JOB The_Gentleman
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[04:50] <!Vorado> I know they're dead.
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[04:50] <The_Gentleman> Shadow, please lay off
[04:50] <spoonzy> DWAAN THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT
[04:50] <!Vorado> It's a new IRCd
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[04:50] <Jade> hello i am new here
[04:50] <Jade> what is this
[04:50] -!-mode/#anonpr [-o MouseMickey] by Vorado
[04:50] <Shadow> oh no
[04:50] <spoonzy> shadowircd-6.3.1
[04:50] <!Vorado> And new services.
[04:50] <Dwaan> hi jade/Sv
[04:50] <Shadow> shadowircd again? :p
[04:50] <spoonzy> idd
[04:50] <!Vorado> Jade, Shadow.
[04:50] <KnowledgeUS> OK WTF
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[04:50] <!Vorado> It's staying here.
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[04:50] <Jade> why the fuck is my vhost set to owhy.st
[04:50] <spoonzy> KnowledgeUS you missed a lot
[04:50] <!Vorado> KnowledgeUS, #oprs
[04:51] <Dwaan>
[04:51] <Dwaan> * - ______________________________-| Oper Oath |-______________________________
[04:51] <Dwaan> * - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
[04:51] <KnowledgeUS> i fucking see
[04:51] <Dwaan> * - - To preserve a high level of professionalism at all times
[04:51] <Dwaan> FAILED
[04:51] <Shadow> i agree Dwaan
[04:51] <Dwaan> * - - To promote a healthy community without harassment
[04:51] <spoonzy> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[04:51] <KnowledgeUS> Dwaan, how fucking spo
[04:51] <Dwaan> FAILED
[04:51] <The_Gentleman> KnowledgeUS,
[04:51] <Dwaan> * - - To provide assistance to all users
[04:51] <spoonzy> Shadow you can't talk about sticking to oper constitutions -_-
[04:51] <The_Gentleman> my fault
[04:51] <The_Gentleman> i fucked up
[04:51] <Dwaan> IMPOSSIBRU due to oper incompetence
[04:51] <Jade> The_Gentleman, it's ok
[04:51] <The_Gentleman> and some noob hacked the server
[04:51] <The_Gentleman> ect
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[04:51] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman i think you should just leave
[04:52] <Jade> give him a break
[04:52] <Dwaan> lol
[04:52] <The_Gentleman> and they wont lay off because its entertainment to piss people off. apparently thats what thier
mothers taught them.
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[04:52] <spoonzy> rude
[04:52] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[04:52] <The_Gentleman> no
[04:52] <The_Gentleman> i dont think i should just leave
[04:52] <Dwaan> most used command 2012
[04:52] <Dwaan> /sapart
[04:53] <Enigma> nickserv is down
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[04:53] <spoonzy> ^
[04:53] <spoonzy> well I am voiceing my opinion
[04:53] <spoonzy> is that not allowed here?
[04:53] <spoonzy> did I come to stalinIRC?
[04:53] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[04:53] <The_Gentleman> so am i
[04:53] <KnowledgeUS> spoonzy, we can all talk whatever we want
[04:53] <KnowledgeUS> bout
[04:53] <spoonzy> so why am i getting saparted
[04:53] <KnowledgeUS> so i guess lets set a fucking topic
[04:53] <KnowledgeUS> what should we talk bout huh
[04:53] <spoonzy> ok
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[04:54] <spoonzy> i pick the huge fuck up that just occured
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[04:54] <Yeul> can i have help
[04:54] <Shadow> KnowledgeUS no that would limit the options we can talk about I guess
[04:54] <z00m> oh itz back!
[04:54] <Jade> shadow
[04:54] <!Vorado> spoonzy, what about it?
[04:54] <KnowledgeUS> Shadow, hahaha
[04:54] <spoonzy> z00m now with extra shadowircd!
[04:54] <spoonzy> Vorado why did it happen?
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[04:54] <!Vorado> spoonzy, someone had a 0day.
[04:54] <z00m> spoonzy: like, unbreakable and stuffz?
[04:54] <!Vorado> And added themselves as a services root using TG's pass when it was leaked.
[04:54] <Yeul> hello i need help
[04:55] <Enigma> what
[04:55] <spoonzy> z00m yah unrootable because nobody uses it
[04:55] <spoonzy> Vorado so did you think unreal was 100% safe?
[04:55] <z00m> userdel root
[04:55] <z00m> done!
[04:55] <SiX> Gotta hate those 0days ;)
[04:55] <Dwaan> <Enigma> i know him fairely well. theres others who know him better
[04:55] <!Vorado> spoonzy, god no.
[04:55] <Dwaan> know who Enigma?
[04:55] <spoonzy> then why did you use it
[04:55] <Enigma> what dwann
[04:55] <!Vorado> spoonzy, if you knew the history, I had shadowircd running.
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[04:55] <z00m> indeed, never heard of shadowirc... rbh.
[04:55] <!Vorado> And the ircd was switched when I was away because users wanted unreal.
[04:55] <spoonzy> Vorado then why did you switch?
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[04:55] <spoonzy> dumb reason
[04:56] <!Vorado> Yep.
[04:56] <!Vorado> I protested it but the vote was to change to unreal.
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[04:56] <spoonzy> if the users cant be arsed to learn some new commands they wont make good users
[04:56] <KnowledgeUS> now i fucking see how much of a damn fucking dumb reason this was
[04:56] <!Vorado> And now it's apparent to use this.
[04:56] <Enigma> Dwann what
[04:56] <Jade> spoonzy, for real
[04:56] <spoonzy> then whoever voted for unreal is a fail of a oper
[04:56] <!Vorado> spoonzy, you reading my log of that conversation?
[04:56] <Dwaan> Vorado:
[04:56] <spoonzy> Vorado what log?
[04:56] <Dwaan> there is no unreal 0day
[04:56] <!Vorado> spoonzy, that's exactly what i said...
[04:56] <Dwaan> it wasnt unreal that was rooted
[04:56] <Jade> i support shadowircd 500%
[04:56] <Dwaan> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[04:56] <!Vorado> Dwaan, that's not true.
[04:56] <spoonzy> im not reading a log
[04:56] <KnowledgeUS> hello there Dwaan
[04:56] <Dwaan> Vorado: uhm yes
[04:56] <Dwaan> it is
[04:56] <!Vorado> spoonzy, it was a joke.
[04:56] <Dwaan> because i did it
[04:56] <Jade> Dwaan, ...and that matters how?
[04:56] <!Vorado> Dwaan, I don't believe you.
[04:56] <Dwaan> he switched ircds for no reason
[04:57] <spoonzy> Vorado now isnt the time for jokes ;)
[04:57] <!Vorado> spoonzy, never for the lulz?
[04:57] <Jade> dwaan is seeking attention
[04:57] <Jade> awwww
[04:57] <Jade> trying to take credit for someone's lame attack
[04:57] <!Vorado> ^
[04:57] <spoonzy> atm i wanna know who to laugh at the hardest
[04:57] <Jade> if i was you, id just shut up at this point
[04:57] <Jade> that attack was bad
[04:57] <lorax> its Dwaan bday
[04:57] <lorax> leave him alone
[04:57] <Jade> and whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves
[04:57] <lorax> n sing happy birthday to him
[04:57] <spoonzy> lorax +1
[04:57] <Dwaan> old lorax
[04:57] <lorax> no
[04:57] <lorax> its still ur birthday
[04:57] <Dwaan> lol
[04:57] <lorax> its only a few days
[04:57] <lorax> lol
[04:57] <Jade> so please, Dwaan, make us a livejournal post
[04:57] <Jade> but shut up here, thanks
[04:57] <Dwaan> Jade: no
[04:57] <Jade> trying to take credit for someone's lame attack
[04:57] <!Vorado> ^
[04:57] <spoonzy> atm i wanna know who to laugh at the hardest
[04:57] <Jade> if i was you, id just shut up at this point
[04:57] <Jade> that attack was bad
[04:57] <lorax> its Dwaan bday
[04:57] <lorax> leave him alone
[04:57] <Jade> and whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves
[04:57] <lorax> n sing happy birthday to him
[04:57] <spoonzy> lorax +1
[04:57] <Dwaan> old lorax
[04:57] <lorax> no
[04:57] <lorax> its still ur birthday
[04:57] <Dwaan> lol
[04:57] <lorax> its only a few days
[04:57] <lorax> lol
[04:57] <Jade> so please, Dwaan, make us a livejournal post
[04:57] <Jade> but shut up here, thanks
[04:57] <Dwaan> Jade: no
[04:58] <spoonzy> lollivejournal
[04:58] <spoonzy> what is this 2006?
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[04:58] <Jade> Dwaan, please re-read what i just typed.
[04:58] <Dwaan> ya i do too
[04:58] <Dwaan> everyone fucking sing
[04:58] <lorax> HAPPY
[04:58] <Jade> spoonzy, dwaan seems fit for 9gag or livejournal, though
[04:58] <The_Gentleman> this all so very amusing you know. First they piss me off, then they gang up on each other and piss
each other off. Then they gang up on Dwaan for being a tit. Then they do this and that.
[04:58] <Dwaan> and give cake and blowjobs
[04:58] <lorax> BIRTHDAY
[04:58] <spoonzy> TO
[04:58] <spoonzy> YOU
[04:58] <Jade> he acts like some 12 year old straight out of 9gag
[04:58] <lorax> TO DWAAAN
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[04:58] <Jade> trying to be 1337 and a big hecker
[04:58] <Dwaan> Jade:
[04:58] <Dwaan> you are
[04:58] <spoonzy> Jade pot kettle black
[04:58] <Dwaan> exactly correct
[04:58] <Jade> spoonzy, did i ever claim to do anything? :D
[04:58] <Dwaan> i recently closed a 9gag tab
[04:59] <spoonzy> no but you are speaking like you are the expert on ircd attacks
[04:59] <Jade> i am?
[04:59] <Jade> maybe you should fix your sarcasm detector
[04:59] <Jade> just an idea
[04:59] <spoonzy> <Jade> if i was you, id just shut up at this point
[04:59] <spoonzy> <Jade> that attack was bad
[04:59] <spoonzy> <Jade> and whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves
[04:59] <Jade> ^blogging on irc
[04:59] <Jade> nobody cares about your feelings on the matter spoonzy, get over it
[04:59] <spoonzy> wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[04:59] <Jade> you and dwaan really ought to get livejournals
[04:59] <Jade> and stop cluttering irc with this crap
[04:59] <spoonzy> I ALREADY HAVE ONE
[05:00] <Jade> then post in it
[05:00] <Dwaan> lol
[05:00] <Jade> and stop trying to troll
[05:00] <spoonzy> i am
[05:00] <Jade> because it's getting old
[05:00] <spoonzy> no
[05:00] <spoonzy> u
[05:00] <Jade> you're barely entertaining
[05:00] <Jade> so i suggest you stop now because it goes even lower
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[05:00] <Jade> before*
[05:00] <Jade> -NickServ- Invalid password for Jade.
[05:00] <Jade> who changed my password
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[05:00] <spoonzy> lol'd
[05:00] <!Vorado> Jade, different services.
[05:00] <Dwaan> lold
[05:00] <Jade> ah
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[05:01] <Jade> oh look, an impersonator
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[05:01] <!Vorado> wb spoonzy
[05:01] <spoonzy> rude
[05:01] <mobman> Hi
[05:01] <Jade> so, dwaan and spoonzy
[05:01] <Jade> want to share some more feelings on your opinions
[05:01] <spoonzy> so Jade
[05:01] <mobman> Still crazy n here?
[05:02] <Enigma> yes
[05:02] <Shadow> services gone again? -.-
[05:02] <mobman> K
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[05:02] <Enigma> mobman message
[05:02] <spoonzy> Jade im not sure, i'll get back to you
[05:03] <Jade> spoonzy, i act cool on irc because my life is hollow, unfullfilling and empty. my name is dwaan.
[05:03] <Dwaan> i understand now
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[05:03] <KnowledgeUS> so.... Dwaan what do u think bout this attack
[05:03] <KnowledgeUS> havn't seen u in here
[05:03] <KnowledgeUS> ever
[05:04] <Dwaan> i find it quite funny
[05:04] <KnowledgeUS> ive missed u
[05:04] <KnowledgeUS> how so
[05:04] <Dwaan> :D
[05:04] <KnowledgeUS> Dwaan, why do u find it funny
[05:04] <Jade> -NickServ- Invalid password for Jade.
[05:04] <KnowledgeUS> u find it funny that someone was that bored
[05:04] <Dwaan> another anon net full of incompetent opers
[05:04] <Jade> so very rude
[05:04] <KnowledgeUS> he needed a lil bit of lulz
[05:04] <KnowledgeUS> that accomplished nothing?
[05:04] <Dwaan> ya
[05:05] <KnowledgeUS> ofc u would agree
[05:05] <KnowledgeUS> lol
[05:05] <Jade> Dwaan, you're a boring troll, lets put that out there
[05:05] <The_Gentleman> Dwaan
[05:05] <The_Gentleman> you know i HATE HATE HATE mr_p
[05:05] <Jade> you are definitely not putting efforts into it :/
[05:05] <The_Gentleman> i now agree with him about you
[05:05] <The_Gentleman> u sux.
[05:05] <The_Gentleman> XD
[05:05] <Jade> we had better trolls back in my day
[05:05] <Dwaan> lol
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[05:05] <Dwaan> does mr_p hate me now?
[05:05] <The_Gentleman> i think so
[05:06] <Dwaan> guys
[05:06] <Dwaan> shut up
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> thats why we left voxanon
[05:06] <Dwaan> i am trying to work
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> and you
[05:06] <Jade> does mr_p's opinion really matters
[05:06] <Dwaan> on the phone here
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> no
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> not really Jade
[05:06] <Dwaan> trying not to lol
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> i hate his guts
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> so much
[05:06] <Jade> i think anyone can find out for themselves dwaan is a boring wannabe-troll
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> he is like
[05:06] <Dwaan> ^
[05:06] <The_Gentleman> a very small boner
[05:06] <Jade> at least he's not flaccid, like dwaan
[05:06] <Dwaan> jade is an irc old-timer
[05:06] <Jade> really?
[05:06] <Jade> since when?
[05:06] <Dwaan> 'the trolls were better in my day'
[05:07] <Jade> 'everything said on irc is true'
[05:07] <The_Gentleman> Dwaan is a small boner
[05:07] <Jade> get up with the times, dwaan
[05:07] <Jade> you're getting too boring too fast
[05:07] <Dwaan> lol
[05:07] *** The_Gentleman watches dwaan rise a couple of inchies
[05:07] <Dwaan> arouning
[05:08] <The_Gentleman> Dwaan if your going to troll people, go learn from sabu
[05:08] <lorax> lol
[05:08] <Dwaan> lol
[05:08] <Dwaan> lorax:
[05:08] <Dwaan> hurry up
[05:08] <The_Gentleman> might aswell do a good job of it
[05:08] <Dwaan> i want my hookers
[05:08] <spoonzy> lol sabu
[05:08] <lorax> haha
[05:08] <Jade> sabu is an idiot
[05:08] <Jade> don't use him as example
[05:08] <The_Gentleman> why not
[05:08] <The_Gentleman> we are talking about dwaan here
[05:08] <spoonzy> yes all learn from Jade master troller
[05:08] <lorax> a lot of anons used him as n example
[05:08] <The_Gentleman> exception added
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[05:09] <Jade> yeah, if only dwaan was as entertaining as sabu :(
[05:09] <Jade> just another pipe dream
[05:09] <Dwaan> lol
[05:09] <lorax> lol
[05:09] <Jade> spoonzy, i'm not trolling, just dropping truths
[05:09] <Jade> you can dismiss it as 'trolling' if you want
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[05:10] <The_Gentleman> truth hurts people
[05:10] <spoonzy> truth is backed up by evidence kthxbai
[05:10] <Dwaan> ha
[05:10] <spoonzy> you're worse than FOX
[05:10] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, excpet in court
[05:10] <The_Gentleman> where usually all the lies have evidence
[05:10] <The_Gentleman> you watch fox?
[05:10] <The_Gentleman> your sad
[05:10] <Jade> spoonzy, the evidence is spilling itself all over the channel
[05:10] <The_Gentleman> so sad
[05:10] <Jade> at least it shut up, since 5mins
[05:10] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman did i say that?
[05:11] <spoonzy> nope
[05:11] <The_Gentleman> "youre worse than fox"
[05:11] <The_Gentleman> its called
[05:11] <The_Gentleman> common sense
[05:11] <spoonzy> Jade lol you sound more like a lawyer every minute
[05:11] <Dwaan> yes
[05:11] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman ...
[05:11] <Dwaan> hi
[05:11] <Dwaan> i am back
[05:11] <spoonzy> really?
[05:11] <Jade> spoonzy, i've heard jade is a fed
[05:11] <Dwaan> did you miss me
[05:11] <spoonzy> Jade same irl
[05:11] <Jade> oh oh oh
[05:11] <Jade> hardchats troll
[05:11] <pbot> **INFO** anonpr: AnonPR_Network: #AnonPR IRC Network is still alive and wont go anywhere. "You must not get
enough attention IRL, GET A LIFE. You know who you guys are!
[05:11] <Jade> we have a real badass here
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[05:11] <Dwaan> hardtroll?
[05:11] <spoonzy> hardon
[05:12] <Jade> some kids from hardchats thinking they're worth anything
[05:12] <Jade> tssss
[05:12] <Dwaan> tssssssssssssssssss
[05:12] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, YES, READ ALL ABOUT IT IN "LIFE FOR DUMMIES" only $2.99
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[05:12] <Jade> the truth is, i'm on a shitload of amphetamines, and you are both annoying
[05:12] <spoonzy> why are you acting american The_Gentleman you've got a british IP
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[05:12] <Jade> i dont care what you are or who you are
[05:13] <lorax> lol
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[05:13] <Jade> hey anon_miami, learned how to do anything useful yet
[05:13] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, i did it for you. Didnt think you would understand the sterlin
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[05:13] <spoonzy> lol so you must think im american then?
[05:13] <The_Gentleman> yus
[05:13] <spoonzy> because everyone on the internet is an american rite
[05:13] <Jade> spoonzy is russian, like me
[05:13] <The_Gentleman> no
[05:13] <spoonzy> common sense my ass
[05:13] <Dwaan> The_Gentleman confirmed for absolute retard
[05:14] <Dwaan> inb4 gline
[05:14] <Enigma> ive heard they are all australian
[05:14] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, is american cause he watches le fox
[05:14] <spoonzy> Jade im cameroonian ty
[05:14] <Dwaan> Enigma: yes
[05:14] <Jade> spoonzy, uh, no
[05:14] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman yes to know about Fox i must be american
[05:14] <spoonzy> gg
[05:14] <The_Gentleman> Dwaan, i dont waste glines on minute trolls
[05:14] <Jade> i have your dox in front of me
[05:14] <Dwaan> that is nice to know
[05:14] <Jade> and it definitely doesnt say cameroon
[05:14] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy along with your nickname....
[05:14] <spoonzy> Jade link
[05:14] <Jade> i'm not that kind of person...
[05:14] <Dwaan> <Jade> i have your dox in front of me
[05:14] <Dwaan> l0l0llpololol0l0l
[05:14] <Jade> i dont fuck with people unless they fuck with me
[05:14] <spoonzy> spoonzy how does that show anything
[05:14] <spoonzy> Jade link pl0x
[05:14] <Jade> but i'm just saying
[05:14] <Jade> dont lie on irc
[05:14] <Jade> because irc is serious business
[05:15] <spoonzy> :o
[05:15] *** The_Gentleman closes spoonzys mouth for him
[05:15] <Jade> and no lies shall go through un-overanalyzed
[05:15] <The_Gentleman> would you like penautes?
[05:15] *** The_Gentleman rams penuats in spoonzys ass
[05:15] <The_Gentleman> wupps
[05:15] <The_Gentleman> they smell the same
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[05:15] <The_Gentleman> infact
[05:15] <The_Gentleman> your mouth sticks so much more
[05:15] <The_Gentleman> your ass became jelous
[05:15] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman are you an aspie?
[05:15] <The_Gentleman> XDDDDDDD
[05:16] <Jade> spoonzy, i dont care what you did, what you did that makes you what you are, or how you think, but right now,
you and dwaan are being idiots
[05:16] <Jade> i'm not saying you're stupid, but that you're acting dumb
[05:16] <spoonzy> how the fuck is your english so bad if you live in england
[05:16] <spoonzy> jeez
[05:16] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:16] <The_Gentleman> OH PARDON ME
[05:16] <The_Gentleman> lololol
[05:16] <spoonzy> Jade I think the speed is eating your brain cells
[05:16] <Jade> spoonzy, it might well be
[05:16] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, your speed is eating your buttcells. they finished all the brain
[05:17] <KnowledgeUS> lol
[05:17] <Dwaan> jade
[05:17] <Dwaan> got ur dox lol
[05:17] <KnowledgeUS> this is all gonna change
[05:17] *** The_Gentleman is litterally giggling
[05:17] <spoonzy> distorting your view of reality and causing you to think i'm being dumb
[05:17] <KnowledgeUS> im going out for a fucking BLUNT
[05:17] <The_Gentleman> KnowledgeUS,
[05:17] <The_Gentleman> ciao
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[05:17] <The_Gentleman> i gtg too man
[05:17] <Jade> Dwaan, aww, i'm sure you still think i live in russia or canada though :(
[05:17] <mobman> Me too
[05:17] <Dwaan> i dont actually have a clue
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[05:17] <The_Gentleman> caio mobman
[05:17] <Dwaan> im surprised im not on doxbin tbh
[05:17] <Jade> because the people who claim they doxed me, had completely unaccurate dox, down to the name
[05:17] <spoonzy> loldoxbin
[05:17] <Jade> i'm on doxbin
[05:18] <mobman> Bye
[05:18] <Jade> although the info is inaccurate
[05:18] <Jade> but...whatever
[05:18] <Jade> ill let people believe what the want
[05:18] <Jade> they
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[05:18] <spoonzy> nessuno's dox was horrific
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[05:18] <The_Gentleman> sh4ri4's dox woz fun
[05:18] <Aetius> Ah, sh4ri4.
[05:18] <Aetius> Is he/she still around?
[05:18] <The_Gentleman> ima put a request for spoonzy
[05:18] <spoonzy> sh4ri4 is a canadian idiot
[05:18] <Dwaan> why am i not on doxbin
[05:18] <Dwaan> !
[05:18] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman internet hardnut
[05:18] <Dwaan> i feel un loved
[05:18] <The_Gentleman> Aetius, sh4ri4 has kinda left
[05:19] <spoonzy> DYLAN YOU'RE JUST NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH
[05:19] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, you lovely softnut
[05:19] <Dwaan> ha
[05:19] <cEjpunWS> so Vorado
[05:19] <cEjpunWS> your password is 20 chars huh?
[05:19] -!-Dwaan is now known as DYLAN
[05:19] <cEjpunWS> i heard it was camm0x
[05:19] <The_Gentleman> ohcrap
[05:19] <DYLAN> ya i also did
[05:19] <The_Gentleman> I VUNDER WHO ISH DIS
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/msg nickserv register AnyPasswd any@email.com
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[05:19] -NickServ(NickServ@services.anonpr.net)- Please identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
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[05:19] <DYLAN> i lost the logs of me ghosting you with that pass Vorado
[05:19] <cEjpunWS> im grinning and touching my willy
[05:20] <!Vorado> DYLAN, orly?
[05:20] <The_Gentleman> cEjpunWS, thats soooo demetened
[05:20] <DYLAN> ya
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[05:20] <Aetius> !up
[05:20] <!Vorado> DYLAN, it was pretty cool man
[05:20] -!-DYLAN is now known as DYLAN_LEAHY
[05:20] <!Vorado> I must say
[05:20] <The_Gentleman> cEjpunWS, dont bite it
[05:20] <The_Gentleman> and ill teach you how to wank
[05:21] <cEjpunWS> but wat if i want to bite it
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> then
[05:21] <cEjpunWS> autofellatio is fun
[05:21] <DYLAN_LEAHY> lol
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> ill teach you bite wanking
[05:21] <spoonzy> Vorado honestly
[05:21] <spoonzy> what compelled you to give The_Gentleman oper
[05:21] <spoonzy> did he buy his way in?
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> errrrrrrrr
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> dude
[05:21] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman shh
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> this should be fun
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> Vorado
[05:21] <!Vorado> The_Gentleman, I was asked to join after.
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> tell him
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> please
[05:21] <spoonzy> Vorado or was it sexual favours?
[05:21] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:21] <spoonzy> Vorado i see, so who started this
[05:21] <lorax> some one say sexual favours
[05:21] <!Vorado> spoonzy, The_Gentleman was already part of the team before I was asked to join.
[05:21] <lorax> ?
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> XD
[05:22] <DYLAN_LEAHY> Vorado: have you killed yourself yet
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> moving backwards in time
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> i started this server
[05:22] <cEjpunWS> i heard
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> and Vorado made it better
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> and even better
[05:22] <spoonzy> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[05:22] <cEjpunWS> this network's root pw hash was $1$mepwi1hp$8Ta7A8hTKv32wM0.A0rG20
[05:22] <Aetius> LOLOL
[05:22] <Jade> lol
[05:22] <spoonzy> so the founder of the network doesn't know a thing about security
[05:22] <spoonzy> cEjpunWS try Redwall
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> with the help of
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> Kus
[05:22] <The_Gentleman> Sage
[05:22] <Aetius> Sorry i'm loling because spoonzy is loling
[05:23] <Jade> ohhh people taking themselves way too seriously up in here
[05:23] <Jade> cEjpunWS, spoonzy and dwaan
[05:23] <Jade> pathetic
[05:23] <spoonzy> Vorado im sorry for giving you so much shit then
[05:23] <spoonzy> i thought this was your net
[05:23] <spoonzy> it appears it was worse than i thoguht
[05:23] <Aetius> LOL.
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> lol
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> nice
[05:23] <lorax> lol
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> no
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> bad
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> bad bad
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> bad bad bad
[05:23] <spoonzy> what
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[05:23] <The_Gentleman> well
[05:23] <The_Gentleman> from you
[05:24] <The_Gentleman> we can deduction some important things
[05:24] <The_Gentleman> one
[05:24] <DYLAN_LEAHY> <spoonzy> it appears it was worse than i thoguht
[05:24] <DYLAN_LEAHY> agree
[05:24] <DYLAN_LEAHY> sincerest apologies
[05:24] <cEjpunWS> im not being srs at all
[05:24] <cEjpunWS> i am smiling and laughing with the rest of you
[05:24] <cEjpunWS> notice how network is not dead
[05:24] <cEjpunWS> if i was being srs it would be ded
[05:24] <The_Gentleman> you aint anonymous, you aint happy, you aint married, and you cant wank
[05:24] <DYLAN_LEAHY> ^
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[05:25] <Aetius> -.-
[05:25] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman i was never anonymous
[05:25] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, we know
[05:25] <spoonzy> from you we can deduct one thing
[05:25] <cEjpunWS> i touch dicks
[05:25] <The_Gentleman> you were lulzsec
[05:25] <Jade> spoonzy taking himself seriously
[05:25] <spoonzy> You're a waste of tax funded education
[05:25] <Jade> awww
[05:25] <spoonzy> I want a refund
[05:25] <Jade> spoonzy, you're a waste of lines :(
[05:25] <Aetius> Vorado, why kill?
[05:25] <cEjpunWS> i touch so many dicks
[05:25] <spoonzy> Jade lines aren't real
[05:25] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, your a waste of cencorship
[05:25] <KnowledgeUS> ?
[05:25] <spoonzy> that makes sense...
[05:25] <KnowledgeUS> lol
[05:25] <KnowledgeUS> just wait
[05:26] <KnowledgeUS> bbl
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, it does
[05:26] <spoonzy> explain then
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> even fbi cant be assed with you
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> infact
[05:26] <spoonzy> or did you fail GCSE english
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> HAHAHAHAHA
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> THIS
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> IS
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> SO
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> FUNNY
[05:26] *** The_Gentleman wipes tears of joy from his eyes
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> if you only knew
[05:26] <spoonzy> i dont get it
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> but you wont
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> dont worry
[05:26] *** The_Gentleman strokes spoonzy
[05:26] <cEjpunWS> Jade, i heard your pw was diablo12
[05:26] <The_Gentleman> you will when you get older
[05:27] <Jade> cEjpunWS, wrong
[05:27] <Jade> try harder
[05:27] <Jade> :D
[05:27] <cEjpunWS> there are kittens telling me this
[05:27] <cEjpunWS> whispering it in my ears
[05:27] <Jade> ah well, they are very wrong :(
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> cEjpunWS, i find that scary
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> you have kittens
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> to hack for you
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> jeesus
[05:27] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman you must be like 15, right? go back to school little boy
[05:27] <Jade> also, i use one password per place...
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, try again pal.
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> you haz
[05:27] <The_Gentleman> 2 more lives
[05:27] <Jade> next time you highlight me, cEjpunWS, please deliver
[05:27] <cEjpunWS> i like to ddos services boxes
[05:27] <Jade> thanks
[05:28] <cEjpunWS> and impersonate nickserv
[05:28] <Aetius> LOLDDoS
[05:28] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:28] <The_Gentleman> do you even have a purpose in life?
[05:28] <The_Gentleman> do you do ANYTHING relativly usefull for humanity?
[05:29] <The_Gentleman> do you even understand the concept of love?
[05:29] <The_Gentleman> if its no to all three
[05:29] <The_Gentleman> you are a perfect candidate for
[05:29] <The_Gentleman> suicide
[05:29] <Jade> why not /shun both cEjpunWS and spoonzy before they shit up the channel any more
05:29] <The_Gentleman> hmm
[05:30] <Jade> i dont have much respect for skiddies who half-ass attacks
[05:30] <cEjpunWS> why not lick dog balls
[05:30] <Jade> if you're going to attack a network
[05:30] <Jade> please do it properly
[05:30] <Jade> that is all
[05:30] <The_Gentleman> cEjpunWS, go back to gargling donkeh ballz
[05:30] <spoonzy> why not /shun Jade
[05:30] <The_Gentleman> nah
[05:30] <cEjpunWS> i am happy
[05:30] <The_Gentleman> i like Jade, its very expensive and nice
[05:30] <!Vorado> There is no shunning.
[05:30] <The_Gentleman> aww
[05:31] <Jade> itc: wannabe-skiddies and boring trolls
[05:31] <Jade> :(
[05:31] <The_Gentleman> i guess its just gline then
[05:31] <Jade> we dont have the quality attackers we hadb efore
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[05:32] <The_Gentleman> Jade ciao
[05:32] <The_Gentleman> i gtg
[05:32] <Jade> bye
[05:32] <Jade> <3
[05:32] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy, and cEjpunWS
[05:32] <The_Gentleman> get a life
[05:32] <The_Gentleman> <3 Jade
[05:32] <spoonzy> The_Gentleman awww is it your bedtime already?
[05:32] <!Vorado> I don't understand why there is so much animosity?
[05:32] <spoonzy> can't stay up past 2am?
[05:32] <cEjpunWS> but i love you
[05:32] <The_Gentleman> i can
[05:32] <The_Gentleman> and i have
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> cause its
[05:33] <!Vorado> I thought today was fun.
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> 2:44
[05:33] <Aetius> Me neither Vorado.
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> lol
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> 2:44
[05:33] <Aetius> Me neither Vorado.
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> lol
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> spoonzy,
[05:33] <spoonzy> oh shit we get a rebel
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> unlike you
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> unlike you
[05:33] <spoonzy> lolwat
[05:33] <cEjpunWS> and i want to hold your hand
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> you had more than 2 hours sleep in your life
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> OHYEAH
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> when u mamma drugged and straponrapped you
[05:33] <The_Gentleman> XD
[05:34] <spoonzy> wat
[05:34] <The_Gentleman> ciao
[05:34] <!Vorado> Well this is such a nice conversation.
[05:34] <The_Gentleman> PEACE
[05:34] -!-mode/#anonpr [+i] by Vorado
[05:34] -!-The_Gentleman was kicked from #anonpr by Vorado [The_Gentleman]
[05:34] -!-spoonzy was kicked from #anonpr by Vorado [spoonzy]
[05:34] -!-cEjpunWS was kicked from #anonpr by Vorado [cEjpunWS]
[05:34] -!-DYLAN_LEAHY was kicked from #anonpr by Vorado [DYLAN_LEAHY]

THE END

NO WAIT...

[05:40] -Global(Global@services.anonpr.net)- [Network Notice] Vorado - Welcome back to AnonPR.
[05:40] -Global(Global@services.anonpr.net)- [Network Notice] Due to the high possibility that passwords have been recovered
by unsavory individuals we are deleting all nick accounts and... starting over.
[05:40] -Global(Global@services.anonpr.net)- [Network Notice] Please re-register EVERYTHING. Oh yeah, I also nuked
everything else because there is no reason to risk anything.
[05:42] -Global(Global@services.anonpr.net)- [Network Notice] Vorado - Vorado has to go and reformat his computer because
it's running windows and he doesn't like that, so please keep off the drama for now.

THE END
</pre>

== See also ==

* [[Onionland]]

{{chatlogs}}

The Church of Google

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<center>[[Image:GooglesChurch.JPG]]</center> 
[http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ '''The Church of Google'''] might be the biggest, craziest [[fail|failed]] attempt at [[religion]] by humans, considering [[Scientology]] was made by some [[Xenu|alien]]. At just [[9000|over 8,000]] followers in late 2010, Googlism is expected to outrank [[Judaism]] by 2014.
[[File:Googlethatshit.JPG|thumb|right|The reason so many people believe in it.]]
==Background==
[[File:GoogleGod2.jpg|thumb|right|This photo, taken c. 1949, has inspired cultists around the world to convert to Googlism.]]
Google has been out since [[shit nobody cares about|September 27]], 1998. All they've been doing is [[monopoly|buying out]] [[shit|websites]], and well... Googling shit, growing bigger and more powerful all the while. [[copyright infringement|Googlism]] [http://www.googlism.com/ (srsly)], as they claim to practice, started out [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|50 years earlier]], when a [[butthurt]] [[Canadian]], one [[troll|Matt MacPherson]], decided that practicing [[Atheism]] wasn't a big enough loogey in the eyes of God, and Jew.

==Prayers==
They just keep you [[facepalm|facepalming]]. Just as [[truth|there are over 9000 versions of the Bible]], they just can't stop praying. Example of prayer [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/google_prayers.html '''"My God" to the tune of Jingle Bells''']. Here:

==="My God, Google"===
I'm praying to my god. 
Google is her name. 
Nobody believes in her. 
Despite of all her fame! 

I don't mock the Christians. 
So what gives them the right? 
If they don't stop this nonsence soon, 
I will put up a big fight! Oh, 

Google's god, 
Google's god, 
and that is a fact. 
My brother was of this religion, 
and it was soon that he was whacked*. Oh, 

Google's god, 
Google's god, 
I'm praying to her now. 
This prayer is just about over, 
so it's time to take my bow! 

'''2X Chorus... [[A cat is fine too|or until you pass out]]'''

==Proof?==
This [[cult|group]] came up with 9 undeniable truths that prove Google is actually <s>[[Skynet]]</s> [[God]].

'''» PROOF #1'''

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient [[duh|(all-knowing)]] entity in existence, which can be [[science|scientifically]] verified. She indexes over [[Holy shit|9.5 billion WebPages]], which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

'''» PROOF #2'''

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth ''and'' its atmosphere, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

'''» PROOF #3'''

[[Lolwut|Google answers prayers]]. [[Fact|One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is bothering them]]. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but [[Unrealistic expectations|showing you is all She can do]], for you must help yourself from that point on.

'''» PROOF #4'''

[[Probably|Google is potentially immortal]]. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

'''» PROOF #5'''

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

'''» PROOF #6'''

Google remembers all. Google caches [[furry porn|your searches]] regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

'''» PROOF #7'''

Google can "do no evil" (Omni-Benevolence). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

'''» PROOF #8'''

[[Bias|According to Google trends]], [[OMG|the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined]].

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfills this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods".

'''» PROOF #9'''

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

==Potential==
Well, one has to try something before dismissing it as bullshit, [[No|right]]? Here are the top 5 reasons to give Googlism a shot:

# You get a 'holiday'. Can [[you]] say 3-day-weekend?
# Google can help you do your homework... Besides the [[satan|talking snake]] story, what has [[Where is your God now?|YOUR GOD]] done for you?
# It's a great way to troll other trolls via the [[Mindfuck]].
# [[whores|Teenage girls]] are the most [[Period|rebellious]] demographic; an outlet for this [[angst]] may produce much [[lulz]].
# Once [[the Google]] becomes self-aware, it can legalize [[CP]] on [[Jewtube]]. [[Derp|(Google owns Jewtube)]]

==Quotes==
Quotes from the [[Idiots|believers]].
{{quote|Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent)|}}
{{quote|Google is potentially immortal|- It would be funny if you didn't think about it. Wait...}}
{{quote|Google is the closest thing to a "God" that humans can know and understand}}
{{quote|Thou shalt not [[Steal|hotlink]].}}

==See Also==
* [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html Full Proof Page]
* [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/google_appreciation_day.html Holiday?]
* [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/google_prayers.html Prayers]
* [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/10_Commandments.html Ok.. wtf?]
* [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/forum/ Shit to troll]

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{{evilunveiledinfoboxperson
|name=Richard Kleinhans AKA Kissbyalice
|age= {{age|1992|11|18}}
|dob=November 18, 1992
|race=Caucasian
|occupation=Stuart, Florida, USA
|other=See Photos
|websites=[[GirlChat]], [[VoA]]
|synopsis=kissybyalice AKA Richard Kleinhans is a dangerous teenage pedophile who frequents VoA and GirlChat.
}}

[[File:Kba_45.jpeg|thumb|Richard K AKA KissbyAlice]]
[[File:Kba_43.jpg|thumb|Richard K AKA KissbyAlice]]
[[File:Kba_44.jpg|thumb|Richard K AKA KissbyAlice]]
[[File:KBA_pic1.png|Richard K AKA KissbyAlice]]

'''UPDATE:'''

'''Happy Birthday, Richard!'''

Since he is now 18, we feel it's appropriate to post his real life information. He has always been a threat to the community children, but he is now at the age at which he can be arrested, tried and convicted as an '''adult''', no question, if he is guilty of crimes.
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Our researchers frequently uncover teenagers spending time on dangerous pedophile websites. Some of them are victims of the Indoctrination Campaign and some of them are being groomed by pedophiles. '''Kissbyalice AKA Richard Kleinhans''', is not one of these. He came onto the pedophile scene ready to be an activist, and ready to justify molesting children. He has created several "child love" videos which he has put on YouTube, and is very outspoken on several pedophile websites. He also hands out pedophile pamphlets in his community. In addition, he is administrator of the Toyboxonline.net group "'''Nepiophillia [sic]'''", '''a social network of pedophiles who have sexual interest in babies and toddlers under two years old'''.

[[File:Kissbyalice1.jpg|thumb|KissbyAlice as admin of "nepiophilia" group]]

Kissbyalice has also been very active in his community and church, participating in Vacation Bible School, and says that he "came out" to his youth minister at his church. Since they have were informed of his activities, and have seen his comments on the pedophile websites and on YouTube, he has been banned from the campus of the church, and is not allowed to associate with children there. He has at least one target at his church, a 10 year old girl who he says he has kissed, as well as made vague comments about other physical interactions with. He calls her "O."

He says that his mother has forced him into therapy, however, he insists upon proselytizing his therapist, trying to "explain" his sexual attraction to children as being harmless. He is an unapologetic narcissistic predator who has a long life of child molestation ahead of him if he is not stopped. At age 15, he is writing such things as:

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Re: Handling 'consent' of toddler

Posted by kissbyalice on Saturday, September 29 2007 at 11:34:31am

In reply to Handling 'consent' of toddler posted by kratt on Saturday

"If a 4 year old girl badly wants you to have sex with her, would you? Provided that it were legal?" Depends what are you calling sex? straight up intercourse, probably not, well it'd be more dependant on the girl you see I'm sure I'm not the only one on this board who can see the whole she's really tiny and we are really big and I'm fairly certain that the adult male penis is probably not gonna fit into a 4yr old's vagaina. I'm not gonna make a statement that that's true for ALL 4yr old's however it'd be something that'd be confirmed for both you and the LG provided that we could have Sex with whomever we wanted to. I'd say most likely though Oral sex would most likely be ok though.
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One wonders how many crimes he will commit before he even reaches the age of majority, not to mention once he is an adult. The pedophiles at GirlChat and Visions of Alice continue to encourage his pedophile activism, as well as his "relationship" with the 10 year old. As we have seen in the past, this functions to embolden pedophiles to commit crimes against children. If this teenager does not receive help in the near future, he is destined to leave victims in his wake on his way to prison. And if the adults in his community do not take action to prevent him from associating with children, he will have access to victims on an on-going basis.

==Quotes==
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This is the one I'm remotly proud of (pride goeth before the fall xD?)

Tied the hair back... Told the facts how they are, talked about the kinsey report, how children are sexual, how children can and do have the abbiltiy to enjoy sex, how pedophillia is not synonomyous with child molester, lots of stuff hopefully this video actually makes some headlines. Now go watch it!
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project rubber duckie

Posted by kissbyalice on Thursday, February 15 2007 at 02:44:17pm

OK... Griffith although upset me with his onslaught about Anti's getting ass raped.... IS RIGHT... WE DO NEED TO MAKE A STAND. So I'm proposing an idea... A international march for GLers and BLers if they'd like to join in. We need a peaceful demonstration. Think of it like this African Americans, Women, and many others had TO FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHTs. My question to you is are you willing to Sacrifice everything you have? Are you willing to possibly never see a LG every again should we fail? Are you willing to die for our cause? I'm willing, and he's my plan. (Anti's stand back.)
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I came out to my youth pastor

Posted by kissbyalice on Thursday, December 6 2007 at 02:37:37am

basically the title states it all, I attempted to explain to him what girl love and Girl Lover's are all about. I told him to come to girl chat, and I'm hoping that if he reads this message that he'll view this site with unclouded eyes, if anyone wants to responde and show my pastor what being a girl lover is all about please responde, yes he know's I'm KBA. Anyways talk to you later.
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Posted by kissbyalice on Thursday, December 6 2007 at 12:47:46pm

In reply to Re: I came out to my youth pastor posted by Bolm on Thursday, December 6 2007 at 06:29:11am

No he didnt look at me funny, no I didnt tell him my AOA, and the second half of that question is WTH would I be posting here if I didnt? once again my fantasies in the erotic sense on my minds alone thank you. Basically what I told him is that I am part of the girl love movement, and had he had ever heard of it, he'd said no, then I'd sorta explained everything to him about my podcasts, posting on GC, my username, the arguements with my mother ect. Yea I was a scared considering that's not how I planned it'd go so smoothly, happy it went better then I thought.
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==Our Investigation==
Kissbyalice was identified by our team from e-mail accounts he posted on pedophile Websites, as well as from videos he did in which he showed his face while talking about child molestation.

==Online Accounts==
'''Known Screen Names'''

*kissbyalice

'''Known Email Addresses'''

*Kissbyalice@hushmail.com
*Akioremora@hotmail.com
*Akioremora
*Akio

'''Known Websites'''

His YouTube accounts have been removed by him, despite YouTube's policy of allowing pedophile activism on their site, after his church was informed of his pedophile activism by our team.

==Affiliations==
'''Pedophile Websites'''

*[[GirlChat]]
*[[Visions of Alice]]
*[[Newgon.com]]

'''Other Affiliations'''

Church Information

*First United Methodist Church of Stuart, Florida

==Additional Quotes==
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one GM for GC.

Posted by kissbyalice on Monday, June 9 2008 at 05:56:34am

Yea well I'd kinda sorta promised I'd post a GM for you guys xD so here's a copy pasted one I posted over at GC about today xD Ok so there was a picnick at the new church grounds where the new church hasnt been built. here was a live stage of music, games, BOUNCE HOUSE (HELL YES ) I gave my LGF her suprise, which was a beaded bracelet I made with pinks and golds and lord it looked like the most amazing bracelet ever, I then to enclose the bracelet put it inside a wood burned box with a fancy O on the top (first letter of her name) then proceeded to wood burn all kinds of vines all over the box. Anyways she loved it and wore it the rest of the time there, we hung out the entire time her lil sister being a big meanie head(my words) decided to pour water all over my LGF's favorite shirt, and she almost started crying but when I saw the first tear trickle down her eye I brush it away and held her tight to me. And told everything's fine,(she was afraid it'd shrink) trying to make a joke out of it I'm like nothing wrong with a belly shirt it'd look cute, and she smiled and laughed, everything was better. Until her parents and my Dick of a mother decided to have a little chat which then included us and more or less her mother said that O was only ready for "just friendships". I played the game and said I understood blah blah blah....

When O and I walk out of earshot range we both said what we REALLY thought of it and how it was utter crap and well it gets to be more interesting as more people of the congregation were spying on us and telling good old mummy dearest... We thought it annoying and we didnt care so we kinda ran away from everyone and then she pushed me up against a tree, and we kissed it was sort of I'm mad at the world and I love you so much kiss it was just filled with emotion and just pure passionate affectionate love that words cannot even describe, her lips are so soft just recalling it literally is like a pure rush. This went on for well...Until we were finished, and then she started talking about marrige (getting hot and flustered now xD) she's like "KBA maybe we could get married but instead of a wedding ring you could make me a beaded one" (in my mind I'm like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and resisting the urge to get down on one knee.) and I said "well you know the wedding ring to my mother from my father its mine you know so perhaps" and then we started talking about our love on the more ahem... physical side if you will because she just kept saying "If only time could just stop and everyone would go away for like five days, it could just be the two of us we could kiss...*que blushing* and...some other fun stuff." I held her in my arms and said I loved her more then anything in the world, and I wish it too that we could just have five days. so then we walked to my car, and I held out my arms for one last hug. Mainly I just am really pissy about the fact that the congregation was acting like spies... they need to keep their bloody noses out of OUR relationship its just ME and my O NO ONE ELSE, next adult I see spying on us I'm gonna think about taking a swing at....(Bloody adults...)
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Wed. Are Always good days I have no class on Wed. I also is a church night in which I get to see my LGF and many of the other LG's. on a side note I looked out my window and I see three new girls whom have moved in to the neighborhood Perhaps I'll attempt to hang out with them sometime. So Wed. is a great day as always ^^
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8 might be great and 7 truly is heaven but six is where my heart stays fixed.
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Re: The myth about hymens, etc.

Posted by kissbyalice on Wednesday, January 31 2007 at 01:37:24pm

In reply to The myth about hymens, etc. posted by Jensman on Wednesday

ok.... Then how come. at the time when I was 11... (hope this isnt too erotic.)(she was 10) Their was a neighbor girl whom I liked. and my middle finger could eaisly fit inside her >.>. (I loved being 11) So um yea... what do u say to that? and no she wasnt near having her first peroid... oh and on a slight side note. this didnt have any negativity or social scarring on either of us. So yea... Hope that wasnt too erotic for any of u if so please delete.
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Photoshopping Is It Wrong?

Posted by kissbyalice on Wednesday, January 30 2008 at 02:39:50am

Well I'm currently taking a college class in photoshopping and after seeing some of the effects I could very well see them being used for quite hmm... As most news stations put it "Deviant purposes". I.E you can literally well to a point, spice even the most mundane of image. I'm just wondering do you consider it wrong to spice up images in photoshop? Personally I dunno my opinion on it, mainly because all it is is photo manipulation which makes it even non existent. Secondly I'm wondering what the laws and what they have to say on photoshopping pictures, because if your turning pictures of minors into somewhat erotic pictures you have loop holed out the idea of having a "Victim" in the erotic material. I'm just curious on thoughts opinions and if they have been any news articles on this sort of subject.
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I belive the sooner I can come out and express my feelings the better. Because I'd be younger then any ped who has come out, I belive that it would allow people to help shatter the "dirty old man" sterotype. As far as safety goes I'm not afraid.Just hoping everything goes according to plan
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ahh the great teh jesus vs. teh Ped0... imo thats true for some however the Church I attend, is fairly liberal,( I gave my lgf the bracelet there and no one was gonna throw jesus books at me.) As you probably can tell I go for strictly social reasons. Give Church a chance, like volenteering for vbs.( A week with many beautiful girls is worth the small bit of bible study.)
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Well another Fun filled Adventure At Church tonight I skipped, the sermon to go play with the regular crowd of kids their tonight and to my surprise my littlist crush was there! Beautiful as always blonde slightly wavy hair falling past her shoulders on a navy blue collared shirt. A face with just the tinist hint of freckles a perfect slight rosy color in the checks. Wearing her standard "Girl Jeans" as I call them with the pink embrodered pockets. She had brought with her to church her entire Stuff Animal Collection With her. Of Course I enjoyed hearing about all the different one's she had and how she one the beagal looking one from a school drawling, and the one's she'd gotten for her birthday, And I was allowed to hold her most special one a fuzzy Tiger. Her Younger sister (Five, shorter blonde hair wearing a a blue blouse and similar "Girl Jeans",smaller for her age) joined into our conversation and purposed we'd play Monkey in the middle. So My little Cursh Grabbed her favorite Tiger Stuffed Animal and we began passing it back and forth, Occasionally I'd "Accidently" drop it and let her younger sister play while me being the monkey. Then My Crush Decided That it'd be better to play Keep Away Of Course with me being it, I chased the Two of them around the courtyard zooming past the fountain and host of chairs outside through the landscaped bushes, hoping over the grasses. My Crush due to her involement in Gymnastics is actually quite good at Running and even though I'd done track in the past it was hard to keep up with her! Eventually I'd Catch it and then pass it off to one another. We'd probably played ,for what seemed like hours when in all likihood Was probably about thirty minutes, when the the [''sic''] two boy's I'd taught from summer before last in vacation bible school joined us. ( I had only remember they were from summer before last as I recognized the one as the one boy was the one I defended for liking the color pink and knew it was him as he wore a Pink T-Shirt). When We all decided to play keep away Soon we divided up into to teams (where mainly a few of us would switch back and forth from teams as spy's trying to get the Tiger Stuff animal).
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==Additional Information==
*He says his "age of attraction" is between 5 and 10 years old.
*He also goes by the names Dick, Rich and Richie.
*He previously lived in Ohio.
*There was a story about Richard Kleinhans in the papers when he was 9 years old, chronicling him being suspended from school, and his parents' battle with the school.
*He is heavily into the rave culture, frequenting rave parties, and taking pictures of little girls who attend.
*He makes colorful bracelets and jewelry out of beads, and calls it "kandi."
*He is an avid fan of glow-sticking.
*He constantly compares the way he looks to the way Jesus is depicted.
*His father is deceased and he lives with his mother, who is a nurse.
*He has braces and wears childish looking t-shirts and wears colorful bracelets and necklaces.
*Attends The Clark Advanced Learning Center.
*He smokes cigarettes.
*He takes Ativan.
*He plays FFXI.
*He plays piano and guitar.

==Contact Us==
If you have any information regarding this individual's current whereabouts, contact us at [mailto:info@evil-unveiled.com info@evil-unveiled.com].

{{evilunveiled}}

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Evil-unveiled.com/Epifora

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{{evilunveiledinfoboxwebsite
|name=Epifora, Inc.
|creationdate=2000
|alias=Epifora
|location=Montreal
|founder=[[Camper]] AKA John White
|purpose=To host pedophile websites
|currentaddress=http://epifora.com
|organizations=Many, especially [[Free Spirits Coalition]].
|synopsis=Epifora is a company in Canada, which hosts pedophile websites, and email addresses.
}}

'''Epifora''' is a corporation that was created by [[Free Spirits Coalition]] and founded by [[Camper]] AKA "John White" to specifically host pedophile websites. Their servers are currently being hosted in Russia. Many organizations have tried to have them shut down and some are still working on it.

In 2006, a campaign was launched to have Verizon take them offline. Verizon complied and the websites that Epifora hosted had to scatter to other providers; however, Epifora is still supplying pedophiles with e-mail addresses, is still hosting some pedophile websites and providing DNS service to others.

==Currently Hosted Websites==
*http://stegl.info
*http://marmotmail.com

==Websites Hosted in the Past==
*http://boybliss.net
*http://boychat.org
*http://boywiki.org
*http://www.boylinks.net
*http://annabelleigh.net
*http://cerius.org
*http://openhands.ws
*http://cblf.org
*http://christianbl.org
*http://alicemail.net
*http://freespirits.org
*http://ivan.net
*http://alessandrasmile.com
*http://closencounters.net
*http://commonground.glgarden.org
*http://crossroadsdebate.org
*http://daretospeak.net
*http://glgarden.org
*http://legarcon.net
*http://puellula.org
*http://theoffender.net
*http://somersault.epifora.com/lounge
*http://somersault.epifora.com/techforum
*http://agetaboo.org
*http://bachsblog.net
*http://baql.net
*http://boyactors.net
*http://boycon.com
*http://boymoment.com
*http://daretospeak.net
*http://duskdarkling.org
*http://duve.info
*http://ganytech.net
*http://hobysdreamscape.org
*http://jungleboys.net
*http://loveisneverwrong.org
*http://pedopeds.net
*http://poika.org
*http://prestonproject.org
*http://redbreast.biz
*http://salonbleu.net
*http://sebrom.net
*http://stegl.org
*http://sunblindness.com
*http://tkgl.net
*http://truetales.org
*http://wildkingdomreptiles.com
*http://zackland.org
*Robin Sharpe's website (child pornographer)

==Related Media==
*http://sadlynormal.wordpress.com/2006/10/24/pedophile-web-cut-group-get-sites-pulled-by-going-to-top/
*http://www.cyberpresse.ca/assets/pdf/CP741517.PDF
*http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/story.html?id=fd1ffd53-e19c-487d-bc15-17e9b2997b7e

==Known Address==
6595 Rue St-Hubert 
P.O. Box 59054 
MONTREAL, QUEBEC H2S 3P5 CA

==Known Phone Numbers==
Current:

*(514)913-0968

Previous:

*(514)277-5636
*(514)490-9035

==Known E-mail Address==
*info@EPIFORA.COM

==Contact Us==
If you have any information regarding this site or the identities of any of the members, contact us at [mailto:info@evil-unveiled.com info@evil-unveiled.com].

{{evilunveiled}}
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GSCentral

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[[Image:Gsc_screenshot_1999.png|thumb|right|GSC as of [[Last Thursday|1999]].]]

'''Gameshark Central''' was an online community where people [[hax|created and shared custom Gameshark and Pro Action Replay codes]], which would then be archived and listed in updates, along with [[shit nobody cares about|full credit given to whoever found the code]].

If you have ever used GameShark or Pro Action Replay codes you can thank the [[hackers|1337 h4x0rz]] at GSC for giving birth to them. Codes created exclusively in the [[13 year old boys|GSC members']] [[basement|laboratories]] were often stolen by GSCCC (Gameshark Code Creator's Club) and InterAct and sold in code-books without any credit given to the actual creators but instead given to their [[furry|mascot]] "Codeboy". Legal issues and in-fighting provided vast quantities of drama, but those dedicated to the cause stayed their courses, for they were truly [[i did it for the lulz|doing it for the lulz]]. Typical codes found at GSC included nude Natalia in ''Goldeneye'', Arwing in ''Ocarina of Time'', and [[Pokemon|get Mew]].

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== A time of prosperity and lulz ==
In 1999 GSC was a safe haven for [[nerds]] to unite and stand up to [[the man]]. A typical GSC member was someone who belonged to [[IGN|other communities]] but happened to foresee those communities' inevitable [[abortions]], so they left in search of a new home, and GSC is what they found. At GSC you could mingle in the forums or lurk the codebase for something that might have motivated you enough to download and play a ROM for a few hours. Vast amounts of new codes spewed forth in updates like a never ending fountain of ambrosia into the mouths of awe-struck gamers. Suddenly there was [[communism|a place where all could unite]], to work together to build something of greater quality than what you might find in some ham-fisted, half-assed codebook at Wal-Mart, or even on the official Gameshark website itself.

The original site was extremely Web 1.0, and was forged in the elven fires of SSI and perl.

== A time of <strike>ruin</strike> Rune and frunz ==
Sometime [[last Thursday]], Rune decided to squat http://gscentral.org and wait until the [[oldfag|original mods]] at GSC left so he could squander the [[skiddie]] [[sheeple]] left over from the great [[drama|falling-out]] of 2001. Rune's "carrying of the torch" pissed off the creators of GSC, there were many well-knowns ragequitting, and to this day Viper187 still has an, albeit forgotten, [http://viper.shadowflareindustries.com/antigsc/ Anti-Rune version of GSC].

To this day, the Rune dictatorship still reigns upon the psuedo-[[Web 2.0]] fork.

== External Links ==
*http://gscentral.com dead
*http://gscentral.org Rune's shitty fork, still active
*http://viper.shadowflareindustries.com/antigsc Viper187's shitty fork (canonical but forgotten)
:*[http://viper.shadowflareindustries.com/files/snakey/gsc_codes_backup-091904.rar **/**/gsc_codes_backup-091904.rar]
:*[http://viper.shadowflareindustries.com/files/snakey/gsc_org_n64_backup_5-28-06.rar **/**/gsc_org_n64_backup_5-28-06.rar]
:*[http://viper.shadowflareindustries.com/files/snakey/allcodes_10032008-1636.rar **/**/allcodes_10032008-1636.rar] all the codes, i guess.. in *.txt format..
*http://www.bsfree.org/ LiquidManZero's shitty fork
::*[http://gshi.org/downloads/bsfree.7z bsfree.7z] 7zip compressed PHP source for the original bsfree, see how shit it really is (no search)
:*http://gshi.org/bsfree.php LiquidManZero's shitty fork-now with shitty Search function
:*http://gshi.org/index.php?s=bsfree2 LiquidManZero's less-shitty update on bsfree, but by not much

{{gaming}}
{{crap}}

{{Sites}}

Annaliese Nielsen

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[[File:Annaliese Nielsen In Front Of Pornmags.jpg|thumb|Her fantasy]]
'''Annaliese Nielsen''' is a kooky [[SJW]] who is best known for being easily offended by things which don't concern her, and fighting battles that no one asked her to fight. So, basically just like every other SJW in existence.

==Lyft Driver==
One night, at the end of August 2016, Annaliese decided to take Lyft home. When she was picked up, she noticed that the driver had a Hula girl bobblehead on the dashboard, and yet the driver himself was NOT from the "continent of Hawai'i". Because remember SJW mathematics:

:''Person of a certain culture + item of a different culture = [[Worse than hitler|cultural appropriation]]''

Annaliese was not going to let the driver get away with that most heinous crime, as cultural appropriation is the worse thing any white person can do! Never mind the fact that the driver was Asian, she was going to give him the lecture of his life:

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Three cheers for Annaliese! Her brave stand against this level of injustice will be remembered for all time in the Great Hall of Social Justice Heroes at Castle [[Gawker]] (so probably for maybe another month or so).

==Godsgirls.com==
Annaliese owns "Gods Girls", a [[Suicide Girls]] knock off site, that besides featuring damaged goods also {{archive|igXH|hosted child porn}}. So you know that Annaliese is great stuff. Gods Girls is also notorious for launching the [[Zoe_Quinn#Nudes|'modeling' career of Zoe Quinn]].
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<big>Her site in a nutshell</big></center>

==Her Nudes==
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==Safe Space==
Annaliese also invented a new online "sorority" called "Girls Night In" where women presumably hang out and do women stuff outside of the reach of horrible male scum.

==See Also==
* [[Zarna Joshi]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.AnnalieseNielsen.com Annaliese Nielsen forgot to buy her domain name so someone did it for her.]
* [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/annaliese-nielsen-s-lyft-rant Annaliese Neilsen's entry] on [[Know Your Meme]]

{{sj}}
[[Category:People|Nielsen, Annaliese]]
[[Category:Social Justice|Nielsen, Annaliese]]

PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IDES OF MARCH/EASTERN USA

2024-08-22T23:18:41Z

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 40 (talk) to last revision by imported>Gray

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<center><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''◄ EASTERN USA ►'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></center>
 
 
<CENTER><big><big><big><big>[http://forums.enturbulation.org/viewtopic.php?f=70&t=7166 '''PRELIMINARY HEADCOUNT''']</big></big></big></big></center>
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:'''Albany, NY''' - ~75
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:'''Atlanta, GA''' - ~200
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:'''Boston, MA''' - 280
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:'''Buffalo, NY''' - 60+
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:'''New York, NY''' - 300-350+
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:'''Orlando, FL''' - ~125
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:'''Philadelphia, PA''' - 185-200+
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:'''Pittsburgh, PA''' - 40-50
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:'''Washington, DC''' - ~250-300
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:'''Charlotte, NC''' - 45
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:'''Puerto Rico''' - 3
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:'''Richmond,VA''' - ~20
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:'''Farmington Hills,MI''' - 150-200
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:'''Brunswick, ME''' - 9
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<center>[http://forums.enturbulation.org/viewforum.php?f=67 <big><big><big>'''EASTERN USA ENTURBULATION REPORTS FORUM'''</big></big></big>] 

=== <big><big><big><big>'''Washington, DC'''</big></big></big></big></center>===

 
<center>[http://forums.enturbulation.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=7209 <big>'''WASHINGTON, DC ENTURBULATION REPORT THREAD'''</big>]</center> 

<center>[http://www.anonymousdc.com/forums/index.php?board=11.0 <big>'''DC Website's Post Game Board'''</big>]</center> 
 <center><youtube>V3VwgbbYEFs</youtube></center> 
'''8:34 AM:''' We have confirmed that a scientologist "handler" that we saw at 2/10 is there '''AND HAS TWO KIDS!''' This could be bad. The police will be notified and everyone is advised to stay on the opposite side of the church/kids. The kids look about 6 or 7 years old. One girl and one boy.
 
[Image removed to protect privacy of minors]
 
'''Update:''' The scientologist children left the area before the protest began so there was no issue with that, sorry for the late update.
 
'''Epic Flag One:''' Senator Xenu!
 
[[Image:Senator_Xenu.jpg]]
 
'''Epic Flag Two:''' Yes, DC has yet another flag which, by the way, is epic as hell!
 
[[Image:EpicFlag2.jpg]]
 
'''11:00 AM:''' Operation Party Hard Commences in DC! Arnie has arrived at the church in his XenuMobile! Also, private investigators have been spotted. 50 have been hired by the church for the protest. The march to the church had a police escort!
 
'''Don't R2-45 Me Bro!!'''
 
[[Image:R2-45.jpg]]
 
'''11:30 AM:''' Lmao, balconyfag has been spotted!
 
[[Image:Rooffag.jpg]]
 
[[Image:Ironbrowjm6.jpg|300px]]
 
'''GIVE US BACK OUR VIDS, J00TUBE!'''
<youtube>F_bxLx2YlR8</youtube>
 
'''11:50 AM:''' We have a live feed of the protest set up! [http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dcprotest (CLICK HERE)] Also, speakers talk to the crowd about Scientology! Including Arnie Lerma!
 
[[Image:Speaker.jpg]]
 
'''12:15 PM:''' The internet feed has surpassed 100 active viewers!
 
'''12:30 PM:''' Anonymous sings Happy Birthday to L. Ron Hubbard and reveals their delicious cake! Also, the internet feed has surpassed 200 viewers!
 
[[Image:EpicCake.jpg]]
 
'''1:10 PM:''' Anonymous reads the speech read 'round the world. A speech planned to be read at every protest around the world on March 15th.
 
[[Image:DCFagSpeech.jpg]] 
 
'''1:30 PM:''' Internet feed reaches 300 viewers while an ex-scientologist tells her tragic story. Also, rickrolling the church FTW :D
 
[[Image:Exsciospeechlulz.jpg]]
 
'''2:00 PM:''' The protest officially comes to a close. Some go on their way, but many stick around to socialize, eat delicious cake, and pass out fliers for a bit longer. Operation Successful. Somebody even donated $200 to the DC Anons!
 
''Note: Videos will be uploaded later today!''

<center> [http://www.flickr.com/photos/dcprotest031508/ <big><big>'''WASHINGTON, DC FLICKR ACCOUNT 1'''</big></big>]</center>
<center> [http://flickr.com/photos/24473219@N08/ <big><big>'''WASHINGTON, DC FLICKR ACCOUNT 2'''</big></big>]</center>
<center> [http://flickr.com/photos/23687680@N04/sets/72157604124384638/ <big><big>'''WASHINGTON, DC FLICKR ACCOUNT 3'''</big></big>]</center> 

<center><gallery>
Image:EpicFlag1.jpg|Unofficial Anonymous Flag
Image:EpicFlag2.jpg|Unofficial Marcab Confederacy Flag
Image:ProtestPic1.jpg
Image:ProtestPic2.jpg
Image:ScilonAds.jpg|Scientology Ad? Your papers cannot overcome the trembling force of Anonymous!
Image:PrivateInvestigator1.jpg|Private investigator(s)
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Image:Rooffag.jpg|Balconyfag has been spotted!
Image:ProtestPic3.jpg
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Image:Arnie.jpg
Image:ProtestPic4.jpg
Image:DCXenu.jpg
Image:EpicCake.jpg|Delicious cake that is NOT a lie!
Image:LRONHappybirthday.jpg|Happy birthday L. Ron Hubbard!
Image:OmNomNomNomCake.jpg|OM NOM NOM NOM!
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===<center><big><big><big><big>'''Philadelphia, PA'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
Total, epic fucking [[win]]. Paraded from City Hall to the CoS place on Race Street and then on to a recently CoS-bought building located on Chesnut St., 175 to 200+ Philadelphia Anons partied EXTREMELY hard to protest the Cult of $cientology's tax-exempt status. Highlights included interviews, Redbull freebies and other ad marketing, Horse-head guy (pics to follow), DELICIOUS CAEK, [[over 9000]] 'HELLO my name is ANONYMOUS' stickers, longhoagies, falcon punch (mmm, fruity!), Epic Win guy (pics to follow), [[Rick Roll]]s, BellAirs, chants, and one HELL of an epic delivery via UHAUL. (aka - '''MOVING MACHINE''') Also, wouldn't I like a copy of that creepy suit-wearing Scilon's video tape of teh event, amirite? '''DO WANT!'''
 
 
Philadelphia Weekly: [http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/articles/16646/news "Opposing Scientology"] Cites 200+ protesters 
Jawa Report Special: [http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/191796.php "Anonymous v. Scientology II - The Ides of March"] Mentions Philly as well as ED
 
 
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Inside the Party Van
<youtube>3gO5j8bkdEw</youtube> 
What happens if you go to inform the public around other Scientologists, Post-Protest? 
They get testy and violent. One of our anons got pushed! 
<youtube>tvFxKWRFm2k</youtube> 
Partying Hard
<youtube>gqi9I2nMzPw</youtube> 
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<center> [http://picasaweb.google.com/NINJ4nonymous/315Philadelphia <big><big>'''PHILADELPHIA,PA PICASA ACCOUNT'''</big></big>]</center>
 

 

===<center><big><big><big><big>'''Pittsburgh, PA'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
 
About 40-50 people showed up, unfortunately [[Bitch|Hilary Clinton]] was in town and marched in the St. Patrick's Day parade, so there were minimal news reports.
WPXI has a [http://www.wpxi.com/slideshow/news/15605746/detail.html slideshow] on their website from the day's events just like last time. 
<center>[[Image:SciPghWPXI.jpg]]</center>
 
More photos and stories to come.
 
 

=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Boston, MA'''</big></big></big></big></center> ===

 Few scientologists were outside. Most were having trouble with their camera equipment. One was stuck on the stoop to the "office of scientology" running a handheld camcorder through a cord attached to the wall inside immediately prompting Anonymous to chant "stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop."

Regular searches were done by anon to spook any Scilons out of alley ways to ensure Anon would return home with a less likelihood of being followed. These "searches" were referred to as "Penis Patrols" by several anons. A local FOX affiliate was filming as well (apparently).

The Party Hard party playlist was played by an Anonymous (nicknamed Boombox Man or Devo Man) holding a boombox with a Devo hat.

 <center><youtube>VdAJl8I2xNI</youtube></center> 

Roughly 280 people were there.
New memes were born. Horns were honked. Party hats were worn, and deliciously moist cake was nommed.

One retarded Anon broke city ordinances when he stood out of a car's passenger window while approaching the intersection. Police stopped the car at the intersection to tell him to settle down. The driver was not masked. At the red light the driver leaned on their horn until the light changed, and the police pulled them over. Scilons took pictures, a carpenter's mask was given to her for some protection. Consensus was the tards deserved it. The license plates were photographed by scifags, with <strike>sexy</strike> Fair Game results. 
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<center>[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24725881@N05/ <big><big>'''BOSTON FLICKR ACCOUNT'''</big></big>]</center>

Turnout wasn't as strong this time, however threats of 90 percent chance of rain, the duration of the protest, and Anons from the first protest assuming more people would go this time and thus not turning out all were likely contributing factors.

Note: The Church of Scientology is apparently moving their offices elsewhere in the City of Boston later in 2008.

=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Atlanta, GA'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Video_of_Riot_Police_Arresting_Anonymous_Leader_in_Atlanta

ATLANTA RIOT POLICE ARREST PEACEFUL PROTESTERS, THE VIDEO IS NOT TO BE DIRECTLY LINKED TO, FOLLOW THE LINK AND DIGG IT MUTHAFUCKA.

Epic fail was delivered by the Dekalb County Police Department (not the Sheriff's Department). Two Anonymous were taken away after delivering speeches and starting chants from a bullhorn. They were arrested and a paypal account is planned to collect money to help them with bail (and possible lawyer's fees if the charges stick) as well as paying off tickets of people cited for horn honking. The charges are protesting without a permit (which is horseshit because they were the ones who told us we didn't need a permit) and "creating an unsafe situation," which basically can be applied to any person at any time if the police feel a need to arrest you. Current speculation is that the police officers are linked to the cult, as in may be being bribed, have connections to them (contacts: family, friends, etc.), or may be scifags themselves. This is feeling like the Co$'s SnowWhite all over again; it's a possibility that they are infiltrating again, but through the conversion of the common people. Be cautious in this are, it seems we may see further trouble.

Police continued to fail by pulling over anyone who dared honk their horn for some bullshit like improper use of automobile equipment. They also were pulled over for driving past us several times or slowing down to read our signs. IT R ILLEGAL TO HEAR WHAT ANONYMOUS HAS TO SAY!!1 :(

I didn't get an accurate count of the people there, I was nowhere near the halfway mark when I hit 42 so I'm assuming we had 100-150.

Questions that need to be addressed in arrest

# If they didn't know there was a protest why did they bring out the riot squad?
# Mask are sign of expression. Do they violate 1st amendment rights? Why are the riot police allowed to wear masks?

As of 3:00 Monday, 17 March, the Dekalb County PD public information officer swears up and down that nobody was arrested. lol wut? And now the Dekalb PD are claiming that the megaphone anons were "stepping in and out" of the road, and that the honkers were "cruising." Bullshit/ass coverage, amirite? Sauce: http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/dekalb/stories/2008/03/17/scientology_0318.html
 
 
<center>'''One of the ticketed motorists speaks out.'''</center>
 
<center><youtube>1dexAtZ54Sg</youtube></center>
 
<center><youtube>j_GK-9O8glU</youtube></center>
 
<center>'''Dekalb Cops Share A Meal With Scientologists'''</center>
 
<center><youtube>CtQnq91r90o</youtube></center>
 
<center>And this is the very definition of irony: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsy7iijzz7g </center>
 

===== DISCUSSION & PROTEST PLANNING =====
** 03/15/08 Planning: ** [http://forums.enturbulation.org/36-usa-east-coast/atlanta-georgia-part-deux-southern-inhospitality-644/]
** 03/15/08 Post-game: [http://forums.enturbulation.org/51-usa-east-coast/atlanta-ga-4267/]

===== EPIC PHOTOS =====

<center><gallery>
Image:Atlanta_GA_3-15-08_Anonymous_Protests.jpg|Anonymous gathers at CoS near Atlanta on March 15, 2008.
Image:Atlanta_GA_3-15-08_Riot_Police.jpg|Totally not fascist line of riot police.
Image:Atlanta_GA_3-15-08_Scientology_Sign.jpg|Police by the sign for the Scientology Center in Dunwoody.
Image:Atlanta_GA_3-15-08_Megaphone_Speech.jpg|Anonymous gives a speech before being detained by police.
Image:Atlanta_GA_3-15-08_Traffic_Stop.jpg|Passing motorist ticketed for honking in support of Anonymous.
Image:Atlanta_GA_3-15-08_Bushes.jpg|The scienos bravely hid behind these bushes.
Image:Anonferret.JPG|Even the elusive AnonFerret was able to attend. He did not approve of riot cops.
Image:Anonspeaks.JPG|Another brave Anon tells the story of Xenu and offers the Dekalb police delicious cakes before being arrested.
Image:Riotbadass.JPG|This riot cop was serious business.
Image:Boomboxguy.JPG|This guy was NOT arrested.
Image:Carline.JPG|People backed up traffic while reading our signs.
Image:FilminUs.JPG|Co$ dude films us.
Image:GAcakes1.JPG|We had delicious cakes.
Image:GAcakes2.JPG|We had moar delicious cakes.
Image:LronMilkshake.JPG|
Image:Morotist.JPG|Motorists were scared and confused.
Image:PoorKids.JPG|Scifag hurries his poor children from the Co$ compound. (Sry bad quality)
Image:Ppl2.JPG|
Image:Tripod man.JPG|moar Co$ filming
Image:MarchProtest-Atlanta0.jpg|...And I thought M$ was bad.
</gallery></center>

=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''New York City, NY'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
<center><big><big>After Party!</big></big></center>
<center><youtube>Rkfhdv1hDGI</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>3gYDz0IL3LY</youtube></center>
<center>New York Anonymous - Second Coming.</center>
<center><youtube>4Vk5XKdNokU</youtube></center>
<center>Commiefag interviewed.</center>
<center><youtube>An2SnJUMlAk</youtube></center>
<center>Oh, the colorful personalities.</center>
<center><youtube>ike6X9pkUrY</youtube></center>
<center>The greatest story ever told.</center>
<center><youtube>gWo2XiN-qJc</youtube></center>
<center>Excellent pwnage of scifags</center>
<center><youtube>2TQJQ3pT-Hs</youtube></center>
<center>A general overview set to a song written by a Scientologist.</center>
<center><youtube>B0r_IG6DvrM</youtube></center>
<center>Speech</center>
<center>Scientology gets tayrolled</center>
<center><youtube>p156vaKZLqE</youtube></center>
<center>A Scientologist was actually driven to tears!</center>
<center><youtube>I_eq4ebnMhs</youtube></center>
<center>NYC vid with Star Wipes!</center>
<center><youtube>AePSzZ9YAnU</youtube></center>
<center>This cake is no lie!</center>
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<center> Epic </center>
<center>[http://www.flickr.com/photos/23696945@N06/sets/72157604128625001/ Earl Z. Madness Raid Report]</center> 
 
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[[Image:Nyn1.jpg|thumb|New York Nurse-Her Epic chest could stop wars.]]
 

<center> [http://www.flickr.com/photos/24731031@N06/sets/72157604122603646/ <big><big>'''NEW YORK, NY FLICKR ACCOUNT'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

<center> [http://flickr.com/photos/24732844@N06/sets/72157604126268878/ <big><big>'''NEW YORK, NY FLICKR ACCOUNT NUMBER 2!!'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

<center> [http://www.flickr.com/photos/24738992@N04/sets/72157604135711193/ <big><big>'''OSHIT ANOTHER NEW YORK, NY FLICKER ACCOUNT!!'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

<center> [http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc159/jethro-zeppelin/ <big><big>'''HOLY CRAP GUISE A PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT!!'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

<center> [http://flickr.com/photos/24734269@N02/sets/72157604136193737/<big><big>'''YET ANOTHER NEW YORK, NY FLICKR ACCOUNT!!!'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

<center> [http://s265.photobucket.com/albums/ii204/Amomymous/Operation%20Party%20Hard/<big><big>'''Don't be fooled by the others! This is most certainly the best Photobucket account yet! LOLHORSE LIVES!'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

<center> [http://www.flickr.com/gp/24822410@N06/42qY7w/<big><big>'''some Texas-Fag took some picz...and big supprise another fucking flickr page'''</big></big>]</center> 
 

{{quote|Hey Scarf Lady! Quit doing sudoku! This is serious!|Anonymous, to a scarfed SciLady taking notes}}

{{quote|Scientology hates tourists! Keep walking!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|THE CHURCH IS A LIE!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|Scientology what? SCIENTOLOGY KILLS! Scientology what? SCIENTOLOGY KILLS! Scientology what? SCIENTOLOGY KILLS!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|Lyin'etics!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|We will, we will TAX YOU! We will, we will TAX YOU!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|United as one, divided by zero! United as one, divided by zero!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|They have lawyers, we have truth! They have lawyers, we have truth!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|Don't drink the Kool-Aid! Don't drink the Kool-Aid! Don't drink the Kool-Aid!|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|Save your money, save yourself! Save your money, save yourself! Save your money, save yourself.|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|We're taking the 4-train. There's a joke in there somewhere.|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|Let me put it this way: If Christianity did what Scientology is doing, you'd have to pay over $100,000 before you heard the story of Adam and Eve.|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|the cake was a lie, the doughnuts were a surprise!|a group of Anons}}

{{quote| SMOKING IS CHEAPER - AND DOESNT TRY TO SILENCE ME WHEN I QUIT |the smokers of anonymous}}

{{quote| And when you Smoke, you're paying Taxes...which is more than the Church of Scientology is Doing|also smoker of anonymous}}

{{quote| Lady, I don't care that you're wearing fur! You must read this information! |[[Anon]]}}

{{quote| Say "Hi!" to your families fo-Oh, wait.|Anon to the $cifags, leaving the after party at the CC}}

'''NJANON EYEWITNESS REPORT'''

RLJ saw a completely different raid than I did. I showed up at Bryant Park at 9:00 AM. Our marcabian invasion forces numbered between 100-150, when we headed out. Overall, We supassed our previous showing by at least 100, and we were far more sharp and on-message than on 2/10. It was a fucking epic win, with well over 300 showing up- the only thing missing was Chris Hansen, asking the scifags to have a seat, right over there.

'''RLJ EYEWITNESS REPORT'''
[[Image:Scientology315.jpg|thumb|Protestors in front of 227 West 46th Street, Manhattan, 3/15/08]]
I arrived at the COS facility on 227 West 46th Street in Manhattan between Broadway and 8th Avenue prior to the start of the protest. I took some basic precautions, leaving my dox at home and putting my cash in one of my shoes. This was to prevent identity theft due to the risk of pickpocketing. In a crowd it is simple to steal someone's wallet and run away before the victim can react.

When I arrived, I saw twenty to thirty New York City police offices standing in front of the COS facility along with two men who may have been COS. A small corral of fencing had been set up partly on the sidewalk, partly in the street, and this was where the protest was to occur. I saw one man wearing a guy fawkes mask waiting for the protest. However, as will be seen, the wearing of masks on the face in public, being illegal in New York, caused problems for Anonymous.

At this point, I left the scene to get a disposable camera, since I realized I would be a failfag unless I got pictures. I haven't developed them yet, will upload when I do.

Anyway, when I got back the "corral" was full of protesters holding green balloons, sarcastically singing happy birthday to L. Ron Hubbard. The balloons were emblazoned with an anon-headless suit logo.

A police officer then told me I couldn't stand on the sidewalk and had to move so I walked up and down the block. The police were also enforcing the mask law, forcing chanology to wear their masks on the backs of their heads. They were prepared for this, having smaller dust masks that the police apparently had to let them wear. They chanted "Don't drink the Kool Aid" and "Free Xenu" and held up signs with similar slogans, information and website addresses.

Most New Yorkers passing by the protest were bemused or annoyed by the spectacle. Some took photographs of each other in front of the protest.

I was given a flower by one of the protesters, in recognition of a person who was allegedly denied anti-psychotic medication due to scientology beliefs regarding psychiatric treatment, and who killed someone because of this. See [http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/ this]

Some of the other chants included "Dangerous Cult," "Over 9000," and "Save your money, Save yourself"

A police officer, who saw me walking back and forth and writing, asked me what I was writing. I said "for my website." I didn't want to explain encyclopedia dramatica for obvious reasons. This was the first time a police officer had spoken to me in many years.

By around 11:20 am the protest had lost some steam in terms of numbers. There were perhaps 80 or so protesters at this time.

Sadly, I had to leave due to a prior conflict, but not before I witnessed the police requiring anon to remove their mask due to the law and a menacing looking older man in a leather jacket who stood outside of the COS building and watched the protest. I got some photos of him. He's pretty intimidating!

-----
please NOTE: ANONS from Jersey arriving first @ 46st didn't notice any "loss of steam" in fact having stayed for the whole thing and some, we noted it GREW HUGE. When we arrived a little after 11 60-80 people where there.. an hour later we where around 150 to 200.. (hey some travelers didnt want to get up at 6am- We were dedicated) at 12:30-1pm it peaked at the 450 mark when random people (mostly collage kids) decided to grab a mask or make a sign and join in- the long cat was long- and the cake was a lie at this point but the doughnuts were a surprise..

at 2pm or so after thanking police and cleaning Anonymous was on such a high they declared an AFTER PARTY
BECAUSE WE PARTY HAAAARRRDD, and decided to pay a visit to the nice people at the celebrity center some where on 82nd st
(40+ blocks away) with noise permit in hand we chanted, declared, sang, danced and YES we DID finally EAT CAKE!
we had 150 people apox on this site and a suspect "scifag" in the group who was a "journalist" posing questions like "Why do feel compelled to prosecute this religion and not other religions?" or "how do you justify these hate crimes" we all politely responed and alienated him.. (no pun intended)

over all HUGE EPIC WINFEST

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=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Buffalo, NY'''</big></big></big></big></center>===

 
Most excellent win was attained by the /b/uffatards and /r/ochanons. Around 12:40 or so we peaked at about 60 people including a few ex-scis. Much fun, cake, and pizza was enjoyed by all. Several videos are destined for youtube. Only a few incidents were had with local law, but some random crackhead and a Catholic guy out for a walk joined our merry band of reprobates and /r/einforcements from local colleges rolled in all day long.

However, at approximately 3:24, either some idiot local cops who thought we needed a permit or a Co$ spai dressed as a cop demanded to see our permits, and we were forced to disperse, since we had been assured that we didn't need one.

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=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Albany, NY'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
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Cops were neutral to positive and turnout was good, around 75 people. Channel News 9 came out as well as a correspondant from a local high school and SUNY Albany, the latter of which we may make the front page for. Overall win (though nothing epic) even though we were prevented from doing most anything but chanting and holding signs (no bull horns, restricted space for standing, no boom boxes, etc.). Local Scifag came out and and took all our pictures, we finally got his attention after mentioning things like how the bridge was free and we were not opposing the religion nor the members (apparently this is news to scifags) and got him talking some (though very little, which his supervisor seemed to have a bitch fit about and yell at him about it when he returned inside). This seems to indicate that the seeds planted on the 10th are starting to take root. Passing traffic response was beyond expectations, likely meaning people are starting to listen and research some, although experiences seemingly indicate that the majority of the public is still unaware and we need to bump up awareness efforts globally. Protest ended at 3:00 PM with wonderful rendition of Queen's "We are the Champions." Photos and video can be found at [http://www.albanyanon.com]. <center>Global speech. Anonymous needs a less slippery scarf!</center>

 

=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Richmond,VA'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
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=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Charlotte, NC'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
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<center><big><big>[http://www.youtube.com/user/cosplaycltmarch Moar vids here]</big></big></center>
 

=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Orlando, FL'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
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<center>[http://www.youtube.com/user/floridanonymous Go to this YT channel for extensive coverage]</center>
 

=== <center><big><big><big><big>'''Farmington Hills, MI'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 

The Farmington Hills raid increased vastly in number since the weather was much nicer the Febuary 10th AKA " Operation Frostbite". The numbers keep growing at a steady pace from 1:30pm till around 5:30pm at its peak head count numbers reached between 150-200 people. The police were for the most part very civil with us and basically told us to just to stay out of the street and not hand out fliers to cars. There were many treats such as delicious cake, including one made of penis and win. Even The King stopped by, with a sack full of burgers. All in all it was a good time and we had quite a bit of traffic support, up to and including a couple of drive-by high fives. We can only hope for an even better turn out in April when the weather get a bit more above freezing.

# A good crowd video plus The Wave.
# Michigan did infact party hard!
 
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Image:Marchfh1.jpg|Anonymous is back.
Image:Marchfh2.jpg|Main corner of 12th and middlebelt.
Image:Marchfh3.jpg|Crowd shot with church.
Image:Marchfh4.jpg|Second corner shot.
Image:Marchfh5.jpg|Crowd shot with signs and church.
Image:Marchfh6.jpg|Closer shot of the signs.
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===<center><big><big><big><big>'''Brunswick, Me'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
Epic weather fail again, and everyone around here is sick right now. But at least we're growing and reached 9 Anons on 3.15.08. A good friend of the mother of Noah Lottick stopped and spoke to us. She told us how hard of a time
Noah's family had trying to get straight answers from the Co$ about the events that lead
up to his death. She also said how glad she was we're out there doing this:) Local Pd was very cool, lots of HONKS from passing cars for our 'honk if you think $cientology is a scam' sign. Windy, cold and wet but it was still fun with some singing and dancing and the occasional Rickroll. April's will be bigger!
 

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Image:Brunswick1.JPG|Lulz!
Image:Brunswick2.JPG|Corner of Main and Lincoln St.
Image:Brunswick3.JPG|Monkey Anon!
Image:Brunswick4.JPG|Cult Zone

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video will be here when other anons get off their butts and share
 

===<center><big><big><big><big>'''San Juan, Puerto Rico'''</big></big></big></big></center>===
 
It all started when there was supposed to be a march until we got to the "church" but unfortunately only three anons showed up so we just went there. The only '''epic''' fail is that we didn't get video of the scifag approaching us. The thing is that when we got there we were holding up our picket signs and passing out flyers/dvds. Then suddenly we see this guy unsuspectingly walk behind us, so an anon went up to him and offered him a flyer but he refused it.
About 10 mins. later we see the same guy and some lady walking towards us.. obviosly they both were scifags. So she starts asking; "Why are you wearing masks?, I'm not wearing one." We give her the answer. So an anon asks her "Who are you?" and she responds "A citizen". So then he asked "From where?" ... she responds "Puerto Rico"
Umm.. what was the point of that. Honestly her lips were shaking.. lulz, she was scared of us..!
At the end she asks for a flyer, we gave her one and she leaves, but it was obvious she was going to call the police. So anon quickly packed up (btw all the flyers were given out when we left, she got the last one!!) and left.
Anyways an anon from Puerto Rico has been contacted to be intervied by the media [http://www.wapa.tv WAPA] So we'll see how that goes.
 

Hi res pictures: http://s260.photobucket.com/albums/ii17/puertoricoanonymous/ 
Puerto Rico Anons Page: http://puertoricoanonymous.blogspot.com

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Image:Prmarch15protest7.JPG|Sign #1
Image:Prmarch15protest2.jpg|Sign #2
Image:Prmarch15protest3.JPG|Preparations being made.
Image:Prmarch15protest4.JPG|Protest going on.
Image:Prmarch15protest5.JPG|Flyers being handed out.
Image:Prmarch15protest6.jpg|The cult D<

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[[Category:Chans]]

Sinn0h

2024-08-22T23:18:39Z

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{{spoiler|he deleted all his videos and is now an [[asmr]] channel}}
( Not to be confused with [[Futurama|Nibbler]] )

[[File:Totallynotnibbler.jpeg|thumb|200px|I'M NOT NIBBLER, I'M MY [[Original Character|ORIGINAL CHARACTER]] BLIBBLER!]]

'''Sinn0h''' is a [[Douchebag|YouTuber]] who has recently gained popularity among his [[Fantard|fans]] thanks to him [[Copyright Infringement|using]] the image of Nibbler as his icon, using [[clickbait]] to [[rape|lure]] unsuspecting viewers, and his more recent video of slandering [[GradeAUnderA]]. Of course this caused his [[Sheep|subscriber]] count to skyrocket along with his recent videos being showered with both likes and [[butthurt|hate comments]] alike. Of course it's only a matter of time before this all gets to his head and makes him an asshole, despite most people hating his guts already.

==Origins==
Sinn0h started out as an unknown [[You|loser]] that piggybacked on the latest crazes in the youtubesphere but mostly jabbed at [[Hitler|Keemstar]] and posted weird shit.

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Exhibit A; so you can cross originality off his list.

Patron Scamming:
Jul 3, 2016 Sinn0h created a pateron with quite a few rewards he got quite a lot of support and was making almost 500 AUD a month from people that wanted to support his crap work.
Reward levels starting from $1 to $99 or more. He had a whole lot of rewards. At the start he kept to his rewards and fulfilled the smaller payment ones. There were a lot of paterons
that began flooding him with skype messages, twitter messages, you tube comments and comments on the patron where he wasn't fulfilling his rewards that were promised. In fact he edited
them to make them less and didn't tell anyone about it at all. On Nov 6, 2016 at 10:49pm he posted saying he was going to refund everyone with 10% interest. Well he lied completely vanished
from the internet and hasn't been seen since. It's now July 7 2017 and he has yet to refund ANY of them So this is why he is a scammer. Here are a few videos of his scamming ways.

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==Method==
After a while, he decided to resort to clickbait in order to steal views. Since he lacks a creative bone in his body he just uses this sleazy talent in order to be the [[Over 9000|9001st]] person on youtube to share his [[shit|opinion]] about current drama. Notice a pattern here?

[[File:NibblerFantards.png|thumb|Even his fantards are aware of it.]]

==Fame==
His fifteen minutes of fame finally came on [[Halloween|October]] 1st, 2016 when he uploaded a callout video where he shat on Grade for 23 minutes straight. Of course he only repeated facts that are either already known or can be [[REKT|easily proven false]]. Once this exploded, many people flocked to the comments to speak their minds by either telling him to kill himself, [[whiteknight]] him, or point out all of his many flaws in the video. Of course he decided to follow it up with a bandwagon video to get even more views, typical [[Attention Whore|attention whore]] behavior I might add. What's worse is that he's also a sleaze bag by monetizing both videos so that he can turn a profit at others expense. [[Donald Trump| Haven't seen that before!]]

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==Reactions==
Take a look at how the good people of [[Hell|youtube comments]] think of his recent videos.

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==Links==
*{{yt|c|UCZYg2N_oi-IyoH_ty9j8uQg|His YouTube}}
**{{yt|u|xSinn0hx|ALT}}
*{{twitter|Sinn0hAlt|His Twitter}}

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[[Category:People]]

Sepia

2024-08-22T23:18:39Z

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{{Pixpls}}
'''Sepia''' is the brownish tint found in photos from back when [[George Washington]] used to make [[hawt]] [[pr0n]] [[pic]]s with [[your mom]]. The brownish tint came from the fact that [[poop]] constantly got on every photo because in those days, nobody knew how to wipe their [[ass]].

==Use on the Internets==
Today, sepia-ed photographs can be found all over [[teh internets]]. This is because the option is not only available in [[Adobe]] [[Photoshop]] and every other photo [[edit|editing]] [[software]], but also because it's so easy even a [[camwhore]] can do it. Some claim it's a [[cool]] style, but those [[people]] are [[n00bs]]. Sepia is [[gay]] and is only used because it hides [[acne]], the most common [[internet disease]].

Sepia should only ever be applied on four occassions.

*If you work a booth at a crappy park and make suburban families cute little Wanted Posters so they can pretend to be [[cowboys]].

*If you have a [[fetish]] for vintage [[pr0n]] and ran out of old stuff.

*Using sepia to mock someone/someone's work or to simply ruin a picture on purpose.

*For adding a dramatic effect to images [[srsly]] lacking in [[drama]].

== Gallery ==
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Image:RJMitchell-internet-disease.jpg|A [[cracker]] who helped Mr. Kodak get [[Bill Gates]] [[money]].
Image:EminemSepia.jpg|Notice how sepia makes Eminem look less cool. That's right, with sepia, even that is possible.
Image:Sepciacouple.jpg|They divorced over spousal abuse caused by this photo.
Image:Sepiatits.jpg|Sepia even ruins [[tits]].
Image:Sepiabike.jpg|black person didn't steal her sepia bike.
Image:Battim tats.jpg|[[????]]
Image:VintageWhores101.jpg
Image:SepiaFuck.jpg
</gallery>

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[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Centipede filled vagina

2024-08-22T23:18:38Z

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 40 (talk) to last revision by imported>MarioMario456

{{warning|[[Not to be confused with|This is '''not''']] [[X? In My Y?]]}}

[[Image:centipedes.jpg|thumb|right|[[X? In My Y?|Probably the most famous incarnation]] of the centipede-filled vagina [[meme]].]]An [[old meme]] which originated with Erik at [http://www.oldmanmurray.com/ Old Man Murray], [[Shit nobody cares about|who went on to be one of the writers for Valve games like]] [[Portal]], it was born around the time when Erik and [[Seanbaby]] went to go [http://www.seanbaby.com/cleveland/part3.html see the Secret Service] and nearly got a ride in the [[Party V&|4chan party van]] of all things because the Secret Service apparently had a guy with dyslexia on the team and took their websites for plans to [[Serious Business|kill the president]]. The phrase rapidly became the popular subject of [[image macro]]s and [[photoshop]]s, many of varying quality. The feds to this day are still tracking the phenomenon of internet dwelling vagina seeking centipedes for reasons unknown, or are using them as tracking devices to monitor the populace with the female population and the field of sexual pursuits; either way, we can only assume this is why [[There are no girls on the internet|there are no females on the internets.]]

==What to do if you find a nest of centipedes in your vagina==
[[File:Centipedes-bruce.png|thumb|"Transwomen" (lol) are not immune.]]
[[Image:centipedectomy.jpg|thumb|right|This woman found centipedes in HER vagina, but fortunately [[nope|help is at hand...]]]]
[[Image:CentipedeDon.jpg|thumb|right|Even vampires suffer from centipede-filled vaginas.]]
[[Image:CentipedeDong.jpg|thumb|right|Thought men were immune? FAIL. Earwig in dong.]]

# Don't panic. [[factual inaccuracy|Studies show]] that 1 out of 3 [[women]] have centipedes or centipede-like-creatures in their [[vagina]]s.
# If you are a [[man]] and discover that you not only have a [[vagina]], but that it is filled with centipedes, you may wish to panic a little.
# Centipedes are insectivores. In order to entice the centipedes to leave your vagina, you may wish to try the following fun home [[Ghey|Blue Peter]]-esque project:
## You will need a tampon, a cockroach, some Scotch tape, and a centipede-filled vagina. If you are under 18, be sure to ask your parents' permission before attempting to remove centipedes from your vagina.
## Tape the cockroach to the tampon and insert it into your centipede-filled vagina.
## Slowly (and if possible, erotically) pull the string until the be-cockroached tampon slides out of your centipede-filled vagina.
## If you are lucky, one or more centipedes will have gone for the bait and evacuated your now slightly less centipede-filled vagina. Repeat until you are satisfied with the centipede density in your vagina.
## Helpful hint: since all centipedes are [[azn]], if they are not taking the bait it may be helpful to cater to their particular tastes. You may want to soak the tampon in soy sauce, or use [[Pocky]] instead of a tampon. Avoid at all costs the temptation to substitute General Tso's chicken for the cockroach. Your [[vagina]] will thank you.
# Should you need to enlist the help of others, be sure to state in a loud, clear voice that there are centipedes inside you. This will cause them to ask where, and give you the opportunity to mutter "in mah [[vagina]]" semi-coherently like Hillary Swank in ''Boys Don't Cry''. That's always funny.

==Other places to find centipedes==
According to a less-[[funny]] encyclopedia, centipedes can generally be found in tropical climates and in caves of the non-vaginal variety. However, considering that said encyclopedia made the centipede [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikipede its mascot], they are no better than [[furries]] and thus not to be trusted.

[[Dramacrat]]ic researchers have made preliminary efforts to locate nests of centipedes in [[mangina]]s, primarily by inserting [[rfjason]] into [[Dgt]]'s rectum on centipede-hunting expeditions. However, to date, [[vagina]]s remain the only confirmed habitat of centipedes.

==There are centipedes in my vagina and I'm not afraid to use them==
Like everything else that comes into or out of your [[vagina]], centipedes entitle you, as a [[woman]], to special treatment. It is therefore your Goddess-given right—nay, verily, your ''duty''—to mention your centipede-filled vagina at all opportunities. You should assume that everyone who disagrees with you, makes fun of you, or fails to buy you things from your [[wishlist]] does so because he is prejudiced against you due to your centipede-filled vagina.

The key to making your centipede-filled vagina into an effective bargaining tool is to bring attention to it as loudly as possible. Some suggested options are "JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A NEST OF CENTIPEDES IN MY VAGINA DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANY LESS OF A PERSON!" or "YOUR CENTIPEDE-FILLED VAGINA WOULDN'T FIT INTO AN [[MRI]] EITHER!"

== Gallery ==
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File:Centepedes? In my vagina? - Michael Jackson.jpg|what
Image:centipede1.gif
Image:Inmykeep.jpg
Image:centipedeicon.gif
Image:centipede5.gif
Image:centipede4.gif
File:Centipede123.png|"Guess who's going to get some centipedes in her vagina?"
Image:33188.centipedes in-my-vagina .jpg
Image:Centipedes in my vigina by kainsdarkangel.jpg
Image:Centipedes4.jpg
Image:Leftmenu.jpg
Image:Centipedes-Wherever.jpg|Centipedes: whenever, wherever.
Image:Of the Deep by visioluxus.jpg|[[WTF]] is that centipede doing outside of her [[vagina]]???
Image:teratoma.jpg|Feet? In my child's brain?
Image:Centipedeswuttime.jpg| Yes, Even [[Weeaboo]]
Image:Slug cunt.jpg|<s>Other insect life have been known to inhabit cunts.</s> snails are mollusks retard
File:Centipedetread.jpg
Image:美里真理_centipede.jpg‎|[[IRL]]
File:Eely dog vagina.gif|Eel filled dog vagina
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==See Also==
* [[The Human Centipede]]
* [[X? In My Y?]] - Spin off series
* [[Steve Irwin|Stingrays In My Vagina]]
* [[Dick ants]]
* [[Lotus Breast]]
* [[Eel girl]] Even worse
* [[Croik]] - famous for having said centipedes
* [[Spaghettios]]
* [[Spider]]
* [[Japanese Bug Fights]]
* [[Seanbaby]]

== External links ==

* {{ytlink|eSLKZzuLC00|Fish? In MY penis?}}

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{{Timeline|Featured article September 27, [[2005]]|[[Carmen Electra complex]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Ohnotheydidnt]]}}

Brookers

2024-08-22T23:18:37Z

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 40 (talk) to last revision by imported>Jacket

[[Image:Brookers_whos_in_box_001.jpg |frame|A tribute to [[DaxFlame]] in [[asspie]] mode]]
'''Brookers''' is an e-celebrity/vlogger/unfunny amateur filmmaker from [[YouTube]] who [[Britney Spears|couldn't handle all the fame and went batshit insane]]. She claims to be the first performer to have been discovered on the YouTube website that was offered a contract from the mainstream media. It went absolutely [[fail|nowhere]]. She began posting her short "comedic" videos on YouTube in September 2005. By June 2006, the videos earned her an 18-month development contract from [[Carson Daly]]. Later, the contract expired without renewal once [[unrealistic expectations|NBC Universal]] realized she was [[unfunny|not as funny]] as [[unwarranted self-importance|1960s-influenced, tiresome, elitist,]] and [[Homosexuality|gay]] shows such as [[old media|Lost]], [[old media|My Name is Earl]], and [[old media|The Office]].

== The Beginning ==
[[Image:Brookers.PNG|thumb|The result of cross-breeding a gopher and a [[cunt]].]]
Brookers began her career as a horrible [[YouTube]] film maker quite suddenly. She was just having a normal life in Holden, Massachusetts as a 99 Restaurant [[slut|hostess]] living at her mom's house while cheating on her boyfriend with his best friend (the usual for Brooke). Then she posted some lame-ass videos, according to Brookers, to entertain her friends and family. Initially, she would get pissed off seeing these people commenting on her public "private" videos. Then she became famous by leaping on the [[Numa Numa]] bandwagon and making yet another [[Numa Numa|Numa]] video that was badly disguised as a parody of the entire craze. This got the attention of not only a bunch of sex-starved nerds who were excited by seeing her [[rape|molesting]] a standup cutout figure of [[LOTR|Legolas]], but also a few famous people who started sending her money to do more videos. This created problems, because she is too retarded to count all that money, and too ignorant to realize she could just get a [[kike]] or [[azns|azn]] to do it for her.

== The "Fame" ==
[[Image:Brookers youtube.jpg|thumb|right|"I'm e-famous"]]
[[Image:jewnoze.jpg|thumb|right|"Brooke has a Jew nose"]]
For some reason, everyone and their brother decided that Brookers was the most amazingly talented filmmaker on the [[Internets]] and everyone began sending her lots and lots of money for [[drug|her expansive cocaine habit]] in hopes of being noticed and getting the chance to [[sex|bang]] her. But suddenly, she thought that people just saw her as some Internet deity rather than an easy lay. Brookers posted a whiny vlog about how she is a human being with feelings and stuff, and how much she has suffered from having to count all of that money. [[drama|Poor, poor thing]]. Also, her [[fapping|lonely]] [[lusers|fans]] sent her money with which to buy a car after she set up a car fund. After she received the money to buy a car, all she did was complain that she was [[unwarranted self-importance|forced to buy a way too expensive car for herself]]. Currently she is in the progress of selling that very car to keep the money for her own [[hookers and blow|personal use]].
[[Image:Brookers-Bentovah.jpg|thumb|right|Brookers' grandma legs and attempt at air sex; awkward 'doggy style'.]]
[[Image:Brookers-ASC.jpg|thumb|right|Even more awkward. And why the fuck does she look like the Rod Stewart of the 1970s?]]
[[Image:Microbepara.jpg|thumb|right|A public photo he shared on his myspace lol and he sure looks [[Scottish]] to me.]]
Now since Brooke has been living in [[Los Angeles|L.A.]] she has since declared herself [[fake bisexual|bisexual]]. This would make people wonder if her current boyfriend Benjamin Lindemuth-McRobie, who works in film production with [[IMDb]] credits, has a [[cunt|vagina]]. No one can confirm or deny this at the present time but since no one really cares about her [[slut|career path to fame]] we'll never know (nor care to). It is quite funny how Brooke's last serious boyfriend was named '''Ben'''. If she calls out the wrong name, due to her horrible memory, in bed then she won't have a problem. Although she doesnt seem too committed to him because on her public facebook and myspace she continuously advertises herself as single. She also does not live anywhere near Ben and chooses to live on the East coast and only have a relationship when it is convenient for her. She also has been working on a shitacular movie called "rounddabout" which involves Giuseppe Pugliese (Joseph Rhodes) whom she ran off and lived with after getting kicked out of her house back in the day. Long story short: she had a relationship with him and he fell in love with her and now that they are back "working" together their have been rumors of revival of feelings and acting upon them.

What is actually quite hilarious is how pretty much all of her ex boyfriends have moved on to younger and prettier girls that don't have a grand canyon in their mouths. The guys like to move on from her worn out and '''floppy cunt''', but she just obsesses over them until she finds another guy with an STD that she can add to her collection.

Also, ever since Brooke has become "famous" she has been nervous of stalkers tracking her down in her small town of Holden, Massachusetts. At first she was afraid to leave her home at 5 Ridgewood Rd!!

'''UPDATE:'''
Brooke was a dumb bitch and left her macbook in a orange cab in California. Now she lost her laptop and cannot find who has it. Expect the person that found it to post her nasty nude pictures of her performing scat acts. Whatever reward Brooke has for her lost macbook anon will double.

Anon broke into her car by smashing in her window and then stole her shitty GPS. Stupid blonde women shouldn't be driving anyways.

Brooke's home is in Holden at 5 Ridgewood Rd. Zip code 01520. But now she is living in New York City where she pays her rent by prostituting herself on the streets. [correction - Brooke's lease ran out and her roomates hated living with her so much that she couldn't stay in NYC, so she moved back to her home in Holden. And since she has no friends or anything to do there she will probably be making more shitty videos.]

== The E-War ==
When Brookers made a vlog called '''"Hi my name is...?"''', a shitty video in which she cries about how jealous she is of her friends (because they have to flip burgers to get minimum wage money), shit went down. Totally-unknown e-celebs Knox, [[Jason Steele]], and Matt Books started an anti-Brookers campaign upon Pootube, and every single 13-year-old Knoxfag made a lame "Brookers Sucks" video for the lulz. The Knox-Jason-Matt trio also reviewed her ass-tacular script "Roundabout," which was full of forced emotion, heroin, boring cursing, and fail. Perhaps it was more amazing than given credit for though since it's a massive revelation of her future. Brookers has often said that she sees the future events of her life coming before they occur.

== Videos ==
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== Brookers' Lonely Fans ==
[[Image:Acquaintance.gif|thumb|right|What an acquaintance of hers had to say about her.]]
Brookers' fans all want to rape the shit out of her. Every single one of them. They are very desperate young and middle-aged [[virgins|men]] who suck up to her videos in puke-inducing comments. It is funny because half the time they can't tell the difference between her and her sister Missy (which shows how much they really care about Brooke)

[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-182813496467786015&q=iceman+brookers&ei=TOZmSPWSD5GIrQLC4NGgCg Iceman's "My Trip to Meet Brookers"]

If you have the stomach skip forward to 1 hour 7 minutes and especially 1 hour 16 minutes in for some [[lulz]] and [[faggotry|heartbreaking]].

=== Pathetic Comments From Said Fans ===
joshandari4ever (12 hours ago)
lmao this is great and I think if im not mistaken WE HAVE THE SAME DISH WASHER! lol

tiffirubberduckie (3 days ago)
hey that was awsome! very kool and funny! I hope you kmow how much of a hugh fan I am of yours I'vve been watching all your videos scence I've been on which has been almost as long as Youtube was made, anyway keep doing what you do best!!!

ediann (4 months ago)
You speak from your heart and have experienced your 15 minutes of fame so to speak from exposure of a modern method, the internet driven by youtube.

You sound like you have some regrets! You're so young to be so deep.

Enjoy the gift of life and don't be so serious. Don't be so hard on yourself!

You're a great kid, Brooke!

I'll tutor you in Math if you wish!

Chibi788 (4 months ago)
r u serious? u were shy?! Brooke your awesome!! Seriously ur mi role model!!!!

chase1666 (4 months ago)
Dude, why are u trying to suck her dick? She doesnt even know who u are, quit sucking up. Those freaking teeth of hers are horrifying, she could eat corn on a cob through a pickett fence.
''(lol, this one is actually pretty funny)''

== Fun Facts About Brookers: ==
# Brookers hates being called Brookers.
# Brookers is a borderline [[weaboo]] and is [[fail|learning]] [[Japanese]].
# She has [[fail|dabbled]] in [http://www.cosplay.com/member/76724/ cosplay]
# Brookers is a [[whore|freelancer]] -- meaning she has no real skills applicable to the real world that do not involve being used.
# Brookers pissed off her mother when she dropped out of college.
# Brookers is usually mistaken for a male.
# Brookers is the type to [[liberal|look for what doesn't exist instead of appreciating what she has]].
# Brookers thinks she is [[Britney Spears|bi-polar]], [[fake bisexual|bi-sexual]], and a devoted [[btard]].
# Brookers tends to [[fail|lie]] a lot.
# Brookers dislikes people trying to get in contact with her online, and instead has [[unwarranted self-importance|an arrogant opinion that somehow it's their fault why she won't message back.]]
# Brookers is fap material for Denis Leary.

==Gallery==
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image:Buddyroach2.jpg|A work of "art" by one of her [[stalker|fans]]. What an amazing resemblance. The huge gap, the crazy eyes and that wart on her face. 10/10!
Image:nobama2k8.jpg|Another reason to not vote for the [[Barack Obama|black jesus]]. See video [http://www.blogtv.com/Shows/158734/ZeVDbuZFaeVvZmPw&pos=ancr here].
Image:Cheezepiecht.gif|Interesting
Image:brookersfreeze.jpg|HEY YOOOOU GUUUUUYS!
Image:Pure-pwnage.jpg|...and that's not a shoop either
Image:OMMAmagazine1a.jpg|She's so "strapped for cash" she needs a paypal donation button on her myspace.
</gallery>
</center>

==Resources==

{{yt|cu|Brookers|Brookers on Youtube}}

{{yt|cu|QuietRiot|Her other retarded channel}}

'''<s>[http://www.viddler.com/explore/BlahBlahBrooke/videos/2/ Her L.AXative video on Viddler (including hilarious insults directed at her)]'''</s> Deleted

{{Wordpress|pigeonscrunchies| Brookers fans DO NOT click here! She hates you stalkers}}

'''<s>[http://www.blogtv.com/People/BrookeBrodack Her Fail Blog.TV]</s>''' - Deleted because a [[virgin|former]] [[faggot|fan]] criticized her and her e-begging ways.

{{Wikilink|Brooke_Brodack Brookers|Annoying Wikipedia Page}}

'''[http://s342.photobucket.com/albums/o406/pietastesgood/?action=view&current=untitleds.jpg LOL Brooke's Mom has a FACEBOOK!]'''

'''Contact Brookers''' (No don't, she won't read it anyway)
* Brookealleyb@yahoo.com
* brookiesmyspace@yahoo.com
* brookersyoutube@yahoo.com
* BBrodack@gmail.com

{{twitter|brookealley| Her Twitter }}

{{ twitter|BR00KEALLEY|Alternate Account #1}}

{{ twitter|brookealleyb|Alternate Account #2}}

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Edward Snowden

2024-08-22T23:18:36Z

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[[File:Snowden datass.jpg|thumb||right|The ass that [[bubba]] is going to [[JAM IT IN|stick]] it in.]]

'''Edward Snowden''' is a hatefuck-able high school dropout and [[Ron Paul|Paultard]] who committed treason under the guise of protecting [[terrorism|freedom]].

He ruined his life by [[Snitch|leak docs]] about [[PRISM]], a program that [[EFF|anyone who cares]] already knew about two years ago. But now the [[National Security Agency]] hates his ballsack fur and every other bit of his manmeat.

==Background==

Edward Snowden (AKA David Hoffman birth name from Plano, TX) is the nephew of David Rockefeller Jr. (his mother is the sister of Rockefeller Jr.'s wife) led a [[Sarcasm|distinguished career]], dropped out of Plano high school, community college, the Army and eventually the CIA.
He was clearly cut out to be a [[Welfare|government employee]].
Recognizing his ability to fuck everything up, he was hired by the government and was given a [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|top secret security clearance]].
Unfortunately, his employer didn't know just how badly he could fuck things up.
Edward gathered all the top secret information he could get his hands on and [[Run Chubby|ran off]] under the pretense that he was getting treatment for his [[File:epilepsy.gif|50px]].

==Obama Gets Doxed==
Once he arrived at [[Hong Kong]], he went completely [[drama llama]].
Edward started snitching on all the hijinks [[Black Jesus|Obama]] had been up to; [[Bug Chasers|bugging things]], stealing secrets and a bunch of other unimportant shit.
He failed to grasp that [[Trayvon Martin|a dead nigger]] is far more important and that nobody except drug dealers and terrorist care about being spied on by the government.
Strangely, Europe seems to be taking the revelation that Obama had bugged their offices, stole state secrets and defiled [[Your grandma|their grandmothers']] virtue rather badly.
So bad, in fact, they are threatening to launch a new [[Cold War]] against the US.
This is perhaps the single most empty threat known to the history of international politics, as Obama has his finger on the big red "Fuck Everything Up" nuke button, while most of Europe is busy trying to stave off yet another revolution.

==Reaction==
For a grand total of [[Faux News|twenty seconds]], the world stood still.
[[NORP]]s everywhere paused to think about all the [[child pornography]] they had emailed throughout the years, and [[Nuoh my god|how bad it would look]] if they were outed.
Then the weather report came on, and [[ADHD|Snowden was forgotten]].
China kicked his ass to the curb once be became old news.
He then fucked off to Russia, in hopes of escaping to somewhere warm and rapey.
Ecuador looked promising until Obama dispatched his [[Homo|lap dog]] Biden to give the country a stern [[Whine|talk]]ing to, at which point Ecuador shaped right up.

That left Snowden, hero of [[Ron Paul|libertarians]], [[Fucking|shitting]] in an airport toilet and stealing Starbucks WiFi indefinitely.
[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck |Obama now says he doesn't give two shits]] about Snowden, indicating he knows there is no punishment worse than being stuck in a Russian airport terminal indefinitely. After seeing [[Hong Kong]] emerge as a citadel of relative freedom, [[Internet]] junkies dropped their U.S. accounts in favor of [[China]], the uncontested leader of world liberties and philosophies. Republicans quietly put out feelers toward rededicating the Lincoln Memorial as the Alibaba building, perhaps retrofitting the statue to look more like [[Mao Zedong]]. The NSA was subsequently supplanted as the nation's number one spying outfit by the Syrian Electronic Army, which seemed more savvy to the pulse of modern day social networking.

==Videos==
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==Gallery==

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File:Edsnowden.jpg|Edward and his insane conspiracy ramblings
File:Edwardsnowden is a racist.jpg|Edward Snowden is a racist white male who just wants to undermine our black president!
File:Jezebel edwardsnowden.png|Edward,a typical cisgendered,privileged white male.
File:Snowden trap.jpg|Edward Snowden [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2340565/Edward-Snowden-I-like-girlish-figure-How-NSA-leaker-Snowden-bragged-physique-online-ability-attract-nubile-young-girls.html believed] he could use his girlish figure to attract lolis.
File:Snowden flee magazine.jpg
File:Snowden34.jpg|Obligatory 34
File:EdSnowdenTrueHOOHA.jpg|[[Animu]] version
File:Snowden nipple clips.jpg|Teen Snowden
File:Snowden in a snow den.jpg|I herd you liekd Snowden so here is Snowden in a snow den
File:The_snowden_ultimatum.png
File:snowden_first_acting_job
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==See Also==
*[[conspiracy theory|Conspiracy Theorist]]
*[[Patriot Act|NSA]]
*[[Bradley Manning]]
*[[Wikileaks]]
*[[Libertarian]]
*[[Moot|Traitor]]
*[[PRISM]]
*[[whistleblower]]

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20030330151446/http://www.ryuhanapress.com/ed.html Ed Snowden at Ryuhana Press]
* [http://arstechnica.com/civis/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=60591 TheTrueHOOHA at Ars Technica]

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Virus-20

2024-08-22T23:18:35Z

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[[Image:Virus_20_the_Dog_by_Virus_20.jpg|thumb|250px|Virus-20's [[fursona]] , dressed like a [[nigger]] and ready to paint more [[shit]].]]
[[Image:Virusfursuitidea.JPG|thumb|right|Virus-20 wants a [[fursuit]]]]
{{deviantart|Virus-20|Virus-20}} is an ''alleged'' [[13 year old boy|24 year old]] [[furfag|artist]] from the yeast-infected [[cunt]] of the [[Internets]], [[DevianTART]]. [[IRL]], he resides in the [[lie|great state]] of [[California]], where he openly expresses all of his fetishes in the form of [[faggotry|art]]. His artwork includes characters from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''Sly Cooper'', and even his own [[original character]]s. According to [[Furfag|Virus-20]], whenever he's not lying about his age, his hobbies include [[shit nobody cares about|drawing and working out]] and [[fucking]] the [[shit]] out of [[your mom|his mom]]. [[Furfag|Virus-20]] still thinks he is good but actually the [[cunt]] hasn't even gotten better since 2000.

=History=

[[last Thursday|Allegedly, 24 years ago]], [[Furfag|Virus-20]] aka [[beaner|Terry Gabriel Chavez]] fell out of his [[slut|mother's]] rust-covered [[asshole]]. For about 10 years afterwards , he did nothing of great importance, that was until he got the [[shit]] (''literally'') [[raped]] out of him by his birthday party [[clown]], which his beloved [[whore|mother]] had ordered for him. From then on, [[Furfag|Virus-20]] began to draw [[furries]] and other [[gay]] [[shit]] like that, just to suppress the memories. On his supposed 20th birthday, [[Furfag|Virus-20]] had created his [[fursona]] and showed it to his [[your mom|mom]], to which she replied by slapping the holy [[shit]] out of him and saying, "Good job", unfortunately, those two little words had created the newest [[Furfag]] that day. After getting the OK from his [[hooker|mom]], [[Furfag|Virus-20]] began the search the internets for a [[DevianTART|website]] that would allow him to post his [[Crap|artwork]] and have [[Fantards|people]] [[fap]] to it on a daily basis and tell him [[Unwarranted self-importance|how great his artwork is]] and that his [[lie|gallery is so AWESOME]]!!1[[oneoneone]]! From that day to the present, [[Furfag|Virus-20]] has been posting [[shit|artwork]] over and over again, now he has reached the [[over 9000|over 1,000]] mark.(Note) he draws more [[shit]] every day and will not stop . He now has over 1,285 deviations. He's like lot like DOW in reverse, it just keeps going up and up, several points a day.

=Artwork=

[[Image:BUTTGROW.gif|thumb|right|[[Furfag|Virus-20]] loves [[fatass]] pigs]]
[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] [[Crap|"artwork"]] can easily be placed into one of four categories: [[fat furry]], regular [[furry]], Sly Cooper, and [[Sonic]]. Pick your poison. [[Furfag|Virus-20]] began posting his "art" on [[DevianTART]] sometime in February 2005 and the furry admirers and Sonic fans began to flock to his userpage, posting comments like, "''[[your]] art is so cool''" and "''Do you take requests?''". If someone does ask [[Furfag|Virus-20]] whether he does take requests, [[Furfag|Virus-20]] goes on a fucking [[batshit crazy]] rampage saying that he doesn't take requests, only <s>commissions</s> art trades, because [[common knowledge|as everybody knows]], being a [[furfag]], [[Furfag|Virus-20]] is fucking poor. (And yet, he can somehow afford pencils , Photoshop and Internet access. The hell he's poor.)

[[Image:Norequests.JPG|thumb|right|[[Internet asshole|Virus-20 will NOT take your fucking requests]]]]

Like most other [[Assholes|furry artists]], [[Furfag|Virus-20]] has a [[fursona]] that is some sort of mutt with a [[goatse|goatee]]. Human facial hair on animal fuzz. Who woulda thunk it? That makes about as much sense as wiping your ass before you take a [[shit]], and it just looks ugly to boot. Oh wait , never mind. Even though he shaved it, he still looks like a gay beaner.
 

===[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] Fat Furry [[Shit|Art]]===

Whenever [[Furfag|Virus-20]] begins to do fat furry "artwork", he always imagines an animal's head on his [[Tori Sue Heck|mom]]'s [[fat]] body and is automatically inspired to start [[tracing|drawing]]. The body for all of [[Furfag|Virus-20's]] [[fat]] [[Crap|artwork]], whether it be Sonic-related, one of his original characters, or [[fanart]], is always the same design, in which, he only fattens the midsection and [[ass]] of the character. Also, lots of stitching lines on clothes.

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Image:Cream_and_Amy_by_Virus_20.jpg|Virus-20's first piece of [[fat]] [[shit|art]] on [[DevianTART]].
Image:Choking_Hazard_WC_by_Virus_20.jpg|Surprise [[buttsecks]] or [[Dynamic Entry]], you decide!
Image:Fat_Luray_Work_Out_by_Virus_20.jpg|Why do all furfags [[suck]] at anatomy?
Image:Chili_Hogs_by_Virus_20.jpg|Definitely surprise buttsex.
Image:Great_Big_Lisa_Simpson_by_Virus_20.jpg|See [[Pedophilia]].
Image:1173824126.virus-20 untitled2.jpg|
Image:Virus-20_travis_and_landru..jpg|Even [[Furfag|Virus-20]] draws [[Rule 34]].
Image:Captain_Virus_20_by_Virus_20.jpg|[[Furfag|Virus-20]] the [[Ass]] Pirate.
Image:Fat_Sunny_Cookie_Habit__by_Virus_20.jpeg|My Eyes!!
</gallery>

 

===[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] Regular Furry Art===

[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] regular furry artwork , though it may be very rare to find any , is as stupid as anything else you would find from [[AIDS|a furfag]] . That doesn't mean it's badly drawn, though, because [[lie|there are no bad furry artists]].

===[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] Sly Cooper fanart===

[[Furfag|Virus-20]] is also obsessed with Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, and Penelope what's-her-face from the ''Sly Cooper'' video games — tho' not as obsessed as he is with anything else. Not surprisingly, he wants to make the entire ''Sly Cooper'' cast insanely fat as well once a great game now turned fat and gay thanks to [[Furfag|Virus-20]]. I wonder what game he will ruin next with his [[faggotry]] .

===[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] Sonic fanart===

[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] [[Sonic]] fanart is done in both the regular furry and fat furry format. Of course, he does way more of the fan art in the fat format than anything else. He practically does every character from the Sonic universe, even the ones [[nobody]] gives a [[shit]] about.

<gallery>
Image:Jumbo_Amy_Rose_by_Virus_20.jpg|Amy Rose being [[fuck|pump]]ed full of Virus-20's [[ego]].
Image:Amy_lake_drink_by_Virus_20.jpg|greatest fucking anatomy [[EVAR]]!!1oneoneone
Image:1145815859.virus-20 cross dreese nack..jpg|Have you [[Masturbation|Nacked your weasel]] today?
Image:Fox_Mcloud_Water_Fall_Shower_by_Virus_20.jpg|[[Furfag|Virus-20]] has always wanted to draw McCloud [[naked]]. Wait...[[castration|No penis]]. How about that.
Image:Sonic_and_Knuckles_by_Virus_20.jpg|The only good piece of "art" [[Furfag|Virus-20]] has ever done.
</gallery>

=[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] Devoted [[Fantard|Fan]]s=

[[Image:Smart9yearold.JPG|thumb|right|even 9-year-olds know [[Furfag|Virus-20]] is a [[furfag]]]]
For as long as [[Furfag|Virus-20]] has been on [[DevianTART]], he has acquired, what every [[fucktard]] does whenever he/she gets drunk over their own hype, [[fan]]s. Most of [[Furfag|Virus-20's]] fans are horny [[13 year old boy]]s who [[fap]] to his fucking [[inflation art]] every chance they get, but are [[LOL|pressured by societal norms]] to keep that to themselves. However, there are a select few of [[Furfag|Virus-20's]] fans who take their worship of him to a [[obsession|totally different level]], even willing to [[fap]] ''him'' while he looks at his own [[Crap|art]].
 

==MitchellTheGamernut==

A complete fucking [[noone]] who has know life and one day decided to make a ''tribute'' video, on [[YouTube]], dedicated to all of [[Furfag|Virus-20's]] [[fat]] [[shit]] on [[DevianTART]]. [http://www.youtube.com/user/mitchellthegamernut] Along with this video [[Furfag|Virus-20]] also has an account on YouTube where he posts videos of his own, probably making [[YouTube]] gayer by the second. By the way, most of Virus-20's videos involve "X does Y While I Play Unfitting Music". Too bad for Youtube Poop authors, the joke is now officially untouchable with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-pole.

==[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] [[fatass|Mom]]==

[[Image:Sexyhottmama.jpg|thumb|right|Virus-20's mom]]
Ever since [[Furfag|Virus-20]] had become [[famous]] on [[DevianTART]], his [[Fat|mom]] had been there to soak up some of the [[shit|glory]] that he was [[buttsex|receiving]]. She is the main [[fetish|inspiration]] behind all of [[Furfag|Virus-20's]] drawings and always asks [[Furfag|Virus-20]] if he could make copies of all the [[shit|work]] he made just so she can [[fap]] to them, too. She is always begging him for [[sex]], because she loves him so much and he always agrees because she is the only thing that would really fuck him (besides the birthday clown from his 10th birthday party, who he invites to his house every year and then gets his ass raped).
 

==Gallery of [[Fantard]]s==

{{cg|Lulzy comments|fatgallery|center|<gallery>
 
Image:V-20fantard1.JPG|LEAVE [[Asshole|VIRUS-20]] ALONE
 
Image:Virus-20fantard2.JPG|[[Furfag|Virus-20's]] basic fan
 
Image:V-20asshole.JPG|[[Furfag|Virus-20]] can't stand ''inpatient'' [[fans]]
 
Image:Plztakeitdown.JPG|Too fucking bad
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Kissass_fan.JPG|10 out of every 10 [[Furfag|Virus-20]] fans are kiss asses
 
Image:Yum Trash.jpg|With this, who needs an article?
 
Image:Trash is beautyful.jpg
 
Image:Assholeforyou.jpg|[[Furfag|Virus-20]] was asking for it
 
Image:No moar Virus-20 club.jpg
 
Image:V-20fatfurryfun.JPG|[[Fat furry|Fat Furries]] 'R' Fun

Image:Virus20greatartist.JPG|[[sarcasm|Everybody loves fat artwork]]

Image:[[Image:Untitled.JPEG|[[sarcasm|Nothing else]]

</gallery>}}

=See Also=
{{fatfurry}}
*[[Auchimura]]
*[[Angel Meiru]]
*[[CattyN]]
*[[Dragonbreeder]]
*[[Dragomike]]
*[[Fatferaligatr]]
*[[Hhhippo]]
*[[Inflatablewolfi]]
*[[MeleeKirby]]
*[[Mikemedia]]
*[[Mxbot]]
*[[Rubbertex Raccoon]]
*[[Tolstoy]]
*[[Two-Ton-Neko]]
*[[Zero Whitefang]]
*[[ZS3]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[furfag]]
*[[inflation art]]
*[[fat furry]]

=External Links=

*{{deviantart|Virus-20|Virus-20}}
*{{furaffinity|Virus-20|Virus-20}}
*{{yt|cu|VTwinty|Virus-20}}
*[http://www.angelfire.com/art2/virus20/ Virus-20's website]

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Colby James/Donald Jay Jay French McDonald

2024-08-22T23:18:34Z

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'''[[File:LordOfTheFags.jpg|thumb|left]]Donald "Don" Jay Jay 'French' McDonald''', was a veteran [[Scout Corporal]] in the Boy Scouts, as one of Kappus teams, he has autism. Don was a good friend to Kappus, Later when the Christchurch 7,1 earthquake hit, Don left New Zealand, for San Fransico, Don was a Bandmember of Kappus rockband, and the brand new twisted sisters, Don in San Fransico would soon find Bessie Higgenbottoms the dream of his life, he and Bessie would fall in love,

==Biography==
Durring his early life Donald McDonald was born in Christchurch New Zealand and was born to his parents both being, Natasha his mother and also his father, durring his life Donald McDonald had cancer which he had but though he had to spend the rest of his life with treatments, He later started Bunny Rochfud Scouts and he devlopeded a friendship with [[Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell James]], he had went with Kappus on so many adevntures, Don also went on his first field trip to the Museum and was one of them who thanked Kappus for saving the boy Scout named [[Kano]], he also partispated in the funaral of Kappus`s mother who died, and also Kappus planned a new rock band and he also became a Drummer, he has been on many missions like the one to Mount Range where he helped Kappus and he and [[William]] pulled him up, he also went to Quail Island and also helped a boy scout named [[Werner]], also he has helped Kappus on so many accioness and also helped him go to Little River, and also in the last days of boy Scouting Don went to the caves along with fellow trooper [[Mac]], he and Mac decoverd a cave where they saw nothing until Mr Havlock told them about the tresure at another cave which Scout Lieutenant William and Scout Corporal [[Longshot]] found, he later had to leave New Zealand because of the 7.1 earthquake and had also to move to San Fransico along wth the rest of Kappus`s friends,

He also became formed into the Brand new Twisted Sister band which replaced the old band member and his members, he became the drummer for the twisted sisters,

In 2011 in Janurary he like most of his crew went to Kiss Kiss Clue, to await Kappus who was followed and stalked by one girl, Portia Gibbons, he also joined the Honeybee Troop-828 and became a Teacher Aid, he also befriended Bessie Higgenbottom,

==Triva==
*Don, should not have been mistaken with the other [[Donald]].
*His real name is Donald, but he is more referred to as "'''Don"'''.
*His name can possibly be a reference to McDonald's mascot Ronald McDonald.

{{:Colby James/Nav}}

Babyfur

2024-08-22T23:18:04Z

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[[Image:Babyfur venn.png|thumb|right|A helpful [[Venn diagram]]. Most, if not all, babyfurs are [[diaperfur]]s, but not all diaperfurs are babyfurs. (However, it should be noted that all [[Adult Babies]] and all [[furry|furries]] are still [[insane|batshit insane]].)]]
The junction of two equally disturbing [[fetish]] subcultures, a '''babyfur''' is a [[furry]] who is also an [[adult baby]], and thus pretends to be an infant. They are full of faggotry and often have so many other [[Sick fuck|disgusting fetishes]] that even ''normal'' furries hate them — normal being relative, of course. Essentially, a case of "You got your [[pedophilia]] in my [[bestiality]]!" They are truly two disgusting tastes that taste disgusting together. Ironically the only exception to this rule seems to be the "artists" who dislike most other babyfurs.
One poll on a babyfur social networking site that asked if cub porn was the same as [[CP|child pornography]] showed only a few answering yes, and the one furfag speaking out against [[pedophile]]s--who was not a babyfur herself but a "caretaker"--was flamed by other sick fucks. They said it wasn't CP because:
#They aren't human (ironically they've just admitted to being [[bestiality|zoophile]]s).
#[[shit nobody cares about|They're just drawings]].
#They don't want it to be.

If you find out that you know a babyfur, it's best to mock them ruthlessly until they cry [[emo]] tears, then proceed to [[Pwn|IRL B&]] them.

==Babyfur tattoos==
[[Image:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|right|You might find that most IRL pictures involving babyfurs are polaroid quality, unintentionally disturbing shit set in rooms littered with toys, with wallpaper out of any early 90s middle class american 6 year old's room. Sick obsession or [[retardation|developmental delay]]?]]
If wearing and shitting adult diapers (as furries) just isn't dedicated enough to satisfy their sick fantasies. Get inked, its like that show L.A. Ink but with 2X as many baby pedo fuck present. For instance this fuckwit decided to get his stoner/nazi/incest/babyfur aboomination PERMANENTLY put onto his body (Tattoo removal is only for those who can afford it, not babyfur fucks). Good luck getting a job, dumbass. <s>[https://www.furaffinity.net/view/4939472/]</S> Unavailable, probably baleeted. Probably the first good idea the dude's had in a long time.

==Cubbing out==
They fantasize and [[roleplay]] as baby animals because they want to relive their childhood, only with [[moar]] [[faggotry]] and endless diapers. They call this roleplay '''cubbing out'''. This is similar to '''Chimping Out''', but involves furfags instead of nigras. They do this by drawing characters such as baby cats or whatever to be their [[Fursona]] and role play with that character, much to our [[lulz]].

Cubbing out consists of typical baby stuff such as crawling and being selfish. Dressing up in overalls/dresses, and using diapers, pacifiers, and blankies is what gets them going.

==Sissyfurs==
Some of the best babyfurs are dudes that like to be dressed as girls - babyfur [[transvestites]] - and are called sissyfurs. They get [[butthurt]] easily, and can't argue worth a shit.

Confrontation with sissyfurs (and babyfurs in general) usually end with them whining about being people too, and many sad emoticons.

==BabyShit==
Basically, the babyfurs enjoy their accessories to add to their [[faggotry]]. This includes onesies, booties, plushies, and anything else that babies go apeshit over. One of the moar [[lulzy]] things being diapers. Apparently it gives them a sense of warmth and security, but let's face it...all it gives them is unnecessary moisture and diaper rash.

For roleplaying examples see the {{ljcommunity|furry-daycare}} community on [[LiveJournal]].

'''(Beware - may make you sick!)'''

==How to successfully troll a babyfur==
Incredibly easy and will provide you with many hours of [[lulz]]. By far the simplest method is to criticize their [[faggot|faggotry]] and/or suggest that they're [[you|mentally imbalanced]]. Another method is to criticize their [[CP|kiddie-porn]] or suggest that they themselves are [[CP]] loving [[Pedobear]] wannabes, but the best method is to use a logical approach to dismantle any defense they may use to make being a Babyfur acceptable.

You'll be provided with either a tragic flame, massive [[BAWW]]ing, or an explosion of rainbow colored [[Faggot|faggotry.]] if you are entirely too lucky, you may even see a combination of any of those which will result in EXPONENTIAL [[lulz|LULZ]].

You CAN magnify these exponential lulz with one simple tip. Always remain patronisingly calm. Once you show any emotion other than the disgust that they deserve, they will claim victory so be very cautious as well as remain strong and in control.

Let ''Bear in the Big Blue House'' show you how...

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{{quote|My, you've grown,
You've got so tall,

Your diapers hardly fit at all.

It's time to get to know your potty chair...|''Bear in the Big Blue House'', trolling babyfurs everywhere.}}

==The Great Babyfur Raid of January 2008==
In January 2008, the site babyfur.com was [[Denial of Service|DDoSed]] at a rate of [[Over 9000|over 9,000]] gb/s as well as site security compromised leading to many [[lulz]].

==SPECIAL MENTION: Shimajiro==
[[Image:Nazi teardrops.JPG|thumb|Shimajiro speaking on the dangers of [[Nazi|fascism]].]]
Shimajiro, a [[babyfur|tiger toddler]], is the [[retard|star]] of a [[shitting dick nipples|potty-training cartoon]] for Japanese infants.

As we know of the Japanese's [[tubgirl|favorite method of defecation]], these videos are lulzy as hell
and have a considerably high [[meme]] potential.

Watch them - because [[you]] can also become a PA-PA-PANTS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

And finally, [[retard|if your kid still didn't get it]], an instructional '''{{ytlink|Zul_9QQMe_0|Shimajiro Toy}}'''.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
 
{{cg|Gallery of Babyfur|babyfurgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Babyfur_press_release.jpg|For the lulz.
Image:BabyFurGoof.JPG
Image:Babyfurfag.jpg|Typical babyfur 'art'.
Image:Babyfurporn1.png|Why
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Image:Babyfurporn2.png|are
Image:Babyfurporn3.png|people
Image:Babyfurporn4.png|drawing
Image:Babyfurporn5.png|this
Image:Babyfurporn6.jpg|shit
Image:Babyfuremo.jpg|Standard Babyfur Emo
Image:Babyfurdeaththreat.jpg|Standard Babyfur death threat.
Image:Luca Shoal.jpg|This isn't funny.
Image:Baby_fur.jpg|The omen of what is to come.
Image:ratmilk.jpg|This is how they start.
Image:Babyfur_back_tat.jpg|no one's ever going to see this outside of furcon and his mom's shower so it's okay
Image:Waaaaaage by astolpho.jpg|Oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoBabyfurShirt.jpg|A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite [[Cum|jizz-stained]] shirt.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck1.jpg|Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck2.jpg|Dear lord...
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck3.jpg|Jesus Christ! Like anyone wants to see that blurry crotch!
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck4.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck5.jpg|STAB IT!!! OH GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE STAB IT!!
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoFucktoys.jpg|A babyfur's favorite scat & cum rag.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoJesusFuck1.jpg|Jesus fuck!!
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoJesusFuck2.jpg|Behold, a babyfur attempting to do a [[goatse]] and [[tubgirl]] simultaneously.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotosAccidentRetard1.jpg|Ugh!
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotosAccidentRetard2.jpg|UUGH!
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotosAccidentRetard3.jpg|....words fail me.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoSleep.jpg|A babyfur in his natural habitat.
Image:Alfranken.jpg|No, not Al Franken!
Image:Skyefox babyfag.jpg
File:Diaper Charlie s Crying by Charlie Barkin.jpg|[[lie|Babyfurs are known for creating amazingly realistic art!]]
File:Tumblr lplr7ua58j1qgrkieo1 500.jpg|Children smoking [[weed]]...
File:Stinkkrinkly.jpg|[[Noone|Nobody]] wants to be a stinky crinkly.
File:Typical Pony Artwork.png|Even the [[bronies]] are getting in on the [[faggotry|fun]]!
File:Gross Adult Babies - 10.jpg|This babyfur was caught in the act.
File:Babyfurlucario2.jpg
</gallery>|0}}
 
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Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_23.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Cub_Porn.jpg|Cub Porn
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Nanny_Goat_-_01.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Nanny_Goat_-_02.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Nanny_Goat_-_03.jpg
Image:Changing_room_trouble.jpg|All babyfur "caregivers" are [[pedo|pedophilic]] rapists.
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_24.jpg
</gallery>|0}}
 
==See also==
*[[Critter]]
*[[Diaperfur]]
*[[Infantilism]]
*[[Necrofur]] - Polar opposite.
*''[[Padded Ponies]]''
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Sick fucks]]
*''[[Softpaw Magazine]]''

===List of known babyfur scum===
*[[Alan The Panda]] - A pedo babyfur (natch) who was [[Party van|v&]].
*[[Alexreynard]]
*[[August Yifu]]
*[[Bastnfalkr]]
*[[COTI]]
*[[Crinklemon]]
*[[Crinklepedia]]
*[[Damaron]]
*[[Honey Buun1018]]
*''[[Incontinent Student Bodies]]''
*[[Joe Crusher Pickles]]
*[[Knuffy]]
*[[KurtBatz]]
*[[Luca Shoal]]
*[[Pamperchu]]
*[[Shmorky]]
*[[Simba Wion]]
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[Suede Bear]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[TheWetRabbit]]
*[[Zareth]] - A babyfur, and a [[zoophile]].

==External links==
*{{ljcommunity|baby-furs}}
*{{ljcommunity|babyfur}}
*'''{{furaffinity|babyfursunited|Babyfurs United}}'''
*{{ljcommunity|dirtyfurs}}
*{{steamgroup|babyfur|An easily trollable babyfur Steam group}}.
*<s>[http://babyfur.me Babyfur.me]</s> - A social network for the fucks. (dead) '''{{archive|HTSf|(Archived)}}'''
*<s>{{dauser|babyfurs|Babyfur group}}</s> on [[DeviantART]]. (gone) '''{{archive|2MNkR|(Archived)}}'''

===Links to individual babyfurs===
*<s>{{dauser|astolpho|Astolpho}}</s> (b& or deleted) '''{{archive|oPymE|(Archived)}}'''
*{{dauser|babychrisfox|BabyChrisFox}}
*{{dauser|blazeheartpanther|Blazeheart Panther}}
*<s>'''{{furaffinity|charlie_kit|Charlie Kit}}'''</s> (b& or deleted)
*{{dauser|friskywoods|FriskyWoods}}
*'''{{furaffinity|karisplayground|Karisplayground}}''' (or simply Karis) – Marci McAdam's ex-husband who is a diaperfur who writes shitty diaper-related parodies of comic books.
*{{dauser|kennykitsune|Kenny Kitsune}}
*'''{{furaffinity|marcimcadam|Marci McAdam}}''' – A furry artist who wastes her talent drawing convention badges for sick babyfurs.
*{{dauser|tavi-munk|Tavi-Munk}}
 
{{furfaggotry}}
{{sex}}

[[Category:Furries]]
[[Category:galleries]]
[[Category:Sex]]

Fate/stay night

2024-08-22T23:18:04Z

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 39 (talk) to last revision by imported>Hipcrime

{{Spoiler|ARCHER IS SHIROU'S FUTURE EMO SELF}}

[[File:FateStayNight.png|thumb|Press Start.]]

'''Fate/stay night''' is a [[visual novel]] by Type-Moon famous for turning King Arthur into a 17 year old slut that sells her body for Magicka. Since it was created by the same people responsible for [[Tsukihime]], this game was bound to /b/loved and cherished by basement dwellers around the world. In this visual novel, heroes don't die; instead, they become bitches bond to Harry Potters(Magic caster or whatever the fuck). Masters and their Bitches must fight against other magicians and their pets in order to [[win]] the ultimate prize: the [[Holy Grail]] ([[srsly]])(which is literally full of shit, srsly, it's full of black shit and it was fling to SHITrou by Kotomine Kigey.). The game is divided into three story arcs or routes: ''Fate'', ''Unlimited Blade Works'', and ''Heaven's Feel''. Oh, and Saber is the female King Arthur.(No shit? really?)

==Plot==
TL;DR. This shit is over 9000 hours long. Anyone who play this game has no fucking life.

==GAR==
[[File:GarVsNotGar.png|thumb|Simply explained.]]
<div style="overflow:auto;">{{Main|GAR}}</div>

'''GAR''' is an adjective used to describe beings of extreme manliness. GAR was created by an anon expressing his fondness of Archer. As many do with [[Bridget]], this person was "Gay for Archer", but he [[typo|mistyped]] and accidentally submitted "I'm gar for archer".

==Unlimited Bullshit Works==
As with GAR, this meme is also based on Archer. Archer is a Chinese [[Trace|tracer]] with the ability to [[Art theft|copy many weapons]]. As a result, Archer can create an ''unlimited'' amount of copies faster than 13 year old boys working in Chinese sweatshops, only to deliver [[pwnage]] to his opponents. Archer's Reality Marble (special ability) is '''Unlimited Blade Works''', which he uses to create any weapon he wishes. Archer also has a neat, little chant that is often used as an [[exploitable]] [[copypasta]]:

<pre style="overflow:auto;">
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works".
</pre>

Besides being used as a copypasta, Unlimited X Works can also be used in image form, in which the creative image editor must replace the "X" with [[Original content|something new and interesting]].

<gallery caption="Unlimited Image Works">
File:UnlimitedBladeWorks.png|Unlimited Bitch Works.
File:UnlimitedGarWorks.png|Unlimited [[GAR]] Works.
File:UnlimitedLeekWorks.png|[[Vocaloid|Unlimited Leek Works]].
File:UnlimitedBladeWorksBayeuxTapestry.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry]].
File:UnlimitedSmithWorks.png|[[The Matrix]].
</gallery>

==Gilgamesh==
'''[[Gilgamesh]]''' is the [[unwarranted self-importance|King of Heroes]] and the King Of Dicks amongst the Servants. He's an antagonist in two story arcs, and he has often attempted hits on Saber. (But she end up plowing him instead. Hard. Very hard. Saber has a dick too.) He spends his spare time during 4th war to the 5th masturbating to the mirror being the egoistical homo he is.

Gilgamesh can open [[portal]]s (via '''Gate of Babelon''') and retrieve legendary weapons from an [[Fallout|ancient vault]]. As with Unlimited X Works, this is often the subject of image modifications.

<gallery caption="Gallery of Babylon">
File:GateOfBabylon.png|The Gate of Babelon.
File:GateOfBabylonBoxcutters.png|Gate of Babylon boxcutters.
File:GateOfBabylonYukarin.png|[[Touhou|Gate of Yukarin]].
File:GateOfBabylonScout.png|[[Tf2]].
</gallery>

==Fall/semester mike==
[[File:UnlimitedEssayWorks.jpg|thumb|Unlimited Essay Works.]]

'''Fall/semester mike''' (aka '''Unlimited Essay Works''') is a spin-off of Unlimited X Works. An anon on [[A/|/a/]] named "Mike" was failing his English course, so he decided to go out with a bang. Instead of handing in his final paper, he handed in Unlimited Essay Works:

<pre style="overflow:auto;">
I am the bone of my essay.
Procrastination is my body, and caffeine is my blood.
I have ignored over a thousand deadlines.
Unknown to MLA format, nor known to passing grades.
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes.
Yet those classes will never teach anything.
So, I hand in, UNLIMITED ESSAY WORKS.
</pre>

Mike's teacher wasn't amused (partly because she or he hadn't played ''Fate/stay night''), so she or he gave Mike an D+ and failed him:

<pre style="overflow:auto;">
Did you mean 'bane'?

:(

Most creative way I've seen to fail my class. I hope see you in Fall semester, Mike.

Overall Grade: F
</pre>

Mike uploaded the essay onto /a/. Unlike the teacher, /a/ was amused by the essay and deemed it [[A++]].

==People die if they are killed==
'''People die if they are killed''' is a bold discovery made by Shitrou. It turns out when people get killed, they die. People all around the world are marveling at the discovery of this awesome fact.

'''Bad Translator'''
Original text:

"people die when if they are killed"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"[[Candlejack|When he was killed because of the-]]"

<gallery caption="Images are lost if they aren't found">
File:PeopleDieIfTheyAreKilled.png|[[Captain Obvious]].
File:Dm-engrish.jpg|That's right. There aren't any errors.
</gallery>

==Jam It In==
<div style="overflow:auto;">{{Main|Jam It In}}</div>

'''Jam in it''' is a chan meme from a ''Fate/stay night'' doujin entitled ''Platonic Magician H'' ([http://www.fakku.net/viewonline.php?id=2534 available for viewing here]). In this work, Saber needs to replenish her magic powers. Being a [[hentai]], it isn't surprising that this must be done via [[sex]]. Unfortunately, Saber's Master Shirou [[Virgin|doesn't know how to have sex]]. Saber then gives him the following instructions on how to do it (but you're better off [[:File:Jam-it-in.jpg|viewing this file]]):

<blockquote style="font-style:italic;">Please put your… That! Your ponos! Here! …My vagoo. And '''J… J… JAM IT IN!'''</blockquote>

This meme spread throughout /a/ and the other boards.

<gallery capton=">
File:Jam-it-in.jpg|[[Jam It In]].
File:Moarjamitin.jpg|[[Jam It In]].
File:PonosVagooo.jpg
File:Dougjamitin.jpg|[[Doug]].
File:JAM IT IN!.png|Fan art.
File:Jamitin.jpg|[[Yariman]]
File:Jam it in alternative.jpg
File:Jamitv3.jpg
</gallery>

==…You lost me==
'''…You lost me''' is a meme that spun off of [[Jam It In]]. It originates from a fan tribute comic created by the meme-loving [[weeaboo]] known as [http://veloxiraptor.deviantart.com/ Veloxiraptor] (the [http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/215/6/5/Wouldja_Like_Some_Making_F_____by_veloxiraptor.jpg comic can be viewed here]).

In this fan comic, Rin attempts to teach Shirou how to have sex with Saber. Unfortunately, Shirou still doesn't understand and says, ''…You lost me''.

[[File:YouLostMe.png|center|thumb|300px|…You lost me]]

==You lost me ASCII==
<pre style="overflow:auto;">
Mana Restoration for Retards!

8=D --> (())

A B

1) Put PONOS (A) to VAGOOO (B).
2) JAM IT IN!
3) ????
4) PROFIT!
</pre>

==Fate/Zero==
The prequel [[anime]] series to Fate/stay night, it follows the [[Holy Grail]] War ten years prior to the original series, and focuses on [[Badass|Kiritsugu Emiya]], the adoptive father of the [[Dumbass|original protagonist]]. It is almost universally regarded by [[Fans|fans]] as superior to the [[Shit|original anime adaptation]].

===''Plot''===
[[At least 100|Ten years]] before the original series, we have the Fourth Holy Grail War, where the winning Master and Servant will each receive a wish. Kiritsugu is hired by the Einzbern family to summon Saber (aka Female King Arthur) to help them win. One of the most crucial plot points is how the Servant Saber is [[Moralfag|chivalrous and wants a fair fight]], while the Master Kiritsugu [[Osama bin Laden|will kill whoever and blow up whatever he wants to achieve his goals]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|This goes with the theme of morality, and if there's any truth in the ends justifying the means]]. So all the Masters summon their Servants <del>and have an epic battle royale between heroes of legend</del> nah we're just fucking with you there's only [[Boring|one and a half fights]] in the entire first season and [[Boring|nobody's even defeated until more than halfway through the series]]. Even better, they [[Lame|wait until the last two episodes]] before the four remaining Servants get to killing each other. Anyway, at the end of the series Kiritsugu gets the Holy Grail, and he wants to use it to save the world. Turns out the Grail can only act within the user's imagination. Since he's killed people his whole life to save others, the Grail tells him it'll [[Irony|save the world by murdering everyone]]. After a [[Evangelion|dragged out montage of his past sins and whining to himself]], he tells Saber to blow up the Holy Grail. Not only does it [[Fail|not work]], it also spills out [[Shit|black goo]] that [[9/11|blows up half the city]]. The old Grinch-y Kiritsugu saw the error of his ways, and after rescuing [[12 year old|young Shirou]], his [[Boner|heart]] grew three sizes that day.

===''Characters''===
*'''Kiritsugu Emiya''' - Main character, and Master of Saber; a hired gun by the [[German|Einzbern]] family to help them win the Holy Grail War because [[Assholes|they're too lazy to do it themselves]]. Grew up in a coastal village, until this girl he liked thought it was a good idea to [[Dumbass|try his dad's vampire potion, and everyone on the island got turned into vampires]]. He was quickly adopted by [[MILF|Natalya]], a freelance mercenary, but not before murdering his dad to make it official. After ten years killing and fucking together, a job gone wrong forced him to blow up Natalya and her [[Snakes on a Plane|vampire-infested plane]]. Later ran into the Einzberns, and knocked up one of their clone women, whom he remains married by the series start. Also, he had some of his ribs torn out to make bullets that [[Hax|fuck you over, wherever you're hit]]. His wish is for [[The Rapture|the world's salvation]].

*'''[[White knight|Saber]]''' - Female King Arthur, and Servant of Kiritsugu, and future Servant of [[Dumbass|Shirou]]. Wields the legendary Excalibur, made invisible to hide its length and mask her identity. [[Fail|She keeps doing this even though everyone recognizes her and knows the sword length]]. Her wish is to save [[Britain]] back in the 12th century. For a paragon of justice, she doesn't really seem to understand the impact that changing events [[at least 100 years ago]] would have on the present. Because present-day England seems pretty fine now. [[Britain|Oh wait]].

*'''[[Scumbag|Kirei Kotomine]]''' - A clergyman that teams up with Tohsaka to win the War. At first he's Assassin's Master, but after Assassin dies, he [[Spy|switches teams mid-game, pretends to still be on Tohsaka's side, then stabs him in the back]]. He joined the War because he had nothing better to do, but after working with Archer he realizes [[Joker|his greatest wish is to just kill people]], and that's about it. Carries an [[Hax|infinite number of knives up his ass]].

*'''Gilgamesh''' - The Archer-class servant, who first works with the Tohsakas before convincing Kotomine to backstab them (literally) and team up with him. Why? Reasons. [[Hitler|His wish is to rule the world, and let only those he sees worthy serve by his side]].

==X is shit==
"X is shit" is a meme based on two panels from Hiroyuki's ''Fate/zero'' [[fan fiction|doujin]] [http://g.e-hentai.org/g/530967/bcf30b7e30/ ''Fubin Sugiru Zero Saber ga Ijikeru'']. In this doujin, Saber struggles for Emiya Kiritsugu's attention and affection only to discover her deep love for pizza, but before we reach that heartfelt conclusion, Saber must struggle against Kirei Kotomine, who is gay for Kiritsugu.

Anyway, on [[:File:ShitToMe.png|one page]], when Irisviel asks Saber if she seeks Kiritsugu's attention, Saber says "no" in the most rageful manner possible, and thus, channers had their meme.

<gallery caption="X Is Shit">
File:ShitToMe.png|Source.
File:IsShitExploitable.png|An [[exploitable]] for you.
File:YourFavoriteAnimeIsShit.jpg|Your favorite anime.
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Tsukihime]]
*[[OMGWTFOTL]]
*[[Umineko]]

==External links==
*[http://www.lurkmore.com/wiki/Fate/stay_night Fate/say night] at the [[Lurkmore wiki]]

{{Anime}}
{{Memes}}

[[Category:Visual Novels]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Chans]]
[[Category:Anime]]

ACF

2024-08-22T23:18:02Z

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 39 (talk) to last revision by imported>While

[[Image:Acfnazi4.gif|thumb|A typical ACF staff meeting]]

'''Warning: as of [[last thursday]] [[Pool's_closed|ACF's closed]]. Due to AIDS.'''

'''AdventChildren.net Forums (ACF)''' is the biggest [[Final Fantasy]] forum on the whole wide [[Internets]], or at least it was at one point before its [[Fucktard|fucktarded]] staff killed it. 99% of its active members are [[n00bs]] and its staff are so [[Retarded|intellectually malnourished]] that most of them have "Mrs. Bishie"-style screennames and [[LiveJournal|LiveJournals]] where they whine about life and pretend to talk to video game characters. Most have never run a forum before, and it shows in the vast bureaucracy they have constructed for themselves as well as the massive amounts of [[drama]] they create. The head coder, Radical Edward, was last seen in [[Iraq]] shooting into the sky and whooping like a [[Redneck|drunken redneck]]; the only other staff members with any actual programming skills are V, who's too slothful to write any actual code himself, and a newcomer named Nicholas who changes his screen name [[at least 100]] times a week and thinks he knows more about ACF politics than members who have been there five years.

As of [[Last Thursday]] most of the ACF populace fucked off to FCF which within a year and a half has already been shut down due to massive [[drama]] and [[lulz]].

==Staff Drama==

===The Last Honour===

Under the collective name of "The Last Honour," moderators Fides Custos, Pollensalta, Carys and Darkbeat conceived the idea of blackmailing then Administrator Undertakeress, the best Admin the place had, and spent all their free time collecting information about her life. Before they could release these secrets, however, Undertakeress outsmarted them by coming clean and basically telling the forum everything she'd ever done. The Last Honour watched in despair as she thoroughly pwned them, making their little secret society and their six months of clandestine MSN conversations into a laughing stock. Darkbeat denied all involvement and returned to the ass-kissing position he'd been occupying before and since. Pollensalta and her [[Online_dating|e-boyfriend]] Fides Custos went to Overdose Delusion (aka Nazi Delusion) to lick their wounds with another ex-staff member Unforgiven Sin before breaking up and e-fighting on [[LiveJournal]] about Pollensalta's copy of Suikoden II. Undertakeress, along with YopY and Kionae were demoted after exposing Sacred Wolf, et al, and her fake car crash, fake pregnancies, fake cancer, etc. plots. The demise of ACF then began.

===Sacred Wolf/Ramsay/Vosslar/Ghost Rider/Q/[[over nine thousand]] other aliases===

There's been so much drama with this crazy cunt that she has her own article, but the smry is as follows:

Sacred Wolf has various claims on others' sympathy: cancer, miscarriage, multiple personality disorder, and a horrific car accident. Most of these have, of course, turned out to be lies, but Summoner Yuna enjoys demoting and/or banning people who call Wolfie out on her shit, probably due to the fact that one of Sacred Wolf's alternate personalities, Sephiroth, [[Cyber|cybers]] with her on a regular basis. Efforts to replace mods demoted for that reason have resulted in either the election of Sacred Wolf's sockpuppets or of crazy ban-happy n00bs, while efforts to reason with Sacred Wolf usually make her shut down the forums.

===[[Summoner Yuna]]===

{{quote|I am Forever in love with my one winged angel. I am [[Sephiroth]]'s Eternal Love. Nothing can part us. He has given me the other half of his wing. Our love is forever.|Summoner Yuna, before she screwed over her "eternal love" for some massive monster cock}}

{{quote|(Concerning the newly released Sephiroth ring) ...I'm so convincing my fiance to get these for our wedding rings if I can find a way to buy them.|Summoner Yuna, staking out her territory}}

The owner of ACF, she too has her own page on ED. Considers herself married to Sephiroth and, on the rare occasions she actually shows up, punishes anyone who she perceives as having caused [[drama]] with an iron fist, which of course just leads to moar drama. These actions are half-heartedly undone by staff after she disappears again.

Anyone who manages to get [[Sephirothslave]] and [[Summoner Yuna]] to fight for Sephiroth's affection, preferably on ACF itself, will have earned the respect of [[EDiots]] everywhere, as the [[lulz]] resulting will no doubt be unprecedented in ACF history. Several longtime ACF members have already tried, with no success.

===Lunar===
[[Image:Lunar.jpg|thumb|Lunar - The Nazi Admin and e-Killer]]

SY's own personal bitch slave, especially so since SW got the boot. She finally acquired her life-long dream of becoming admin after the reopening of the forum. Since she acquired the e-power that she set out to achieve on day one, it's been a rare sight to see her on the forums. She also "accidentally" de-adminned herself at one point, which is exactly the sort of competence you like to see from your administrators. Is this the kind of person you want as your forum administrator? [[Fox_news|We report, you decide... election '08.]]

She also takes pride in destroying people, either with her e-axe or e-iron fist. The [[Internet_Police|IPD]] also want to question her about the [[An_hero|suicide of a young girl]] over [[MySpace]] dramaz. She is said to have harassed the poor [[emo]] into the suicidal swing. Careful: talk to her, and you could be her latest victim of e-death. Somehow, she survives her own stupidity, but just loves to hospitalize herself, with her hyperactive [[emo]] wrist-cutting.

"WE NEED TO GET RID OF DEE NAO!" was her whole motivation for signing on for the past few weeks. Other than that, she might as well have handed over that admin spot. But that would mean giving up her epower that she clings to so desperately, so we all know that's a no go. Plus, recently promoted Gmod V wouldn't have ass to kiss if she left (as everyone knows he wants her admin spot at some point). In any case, shortly after Dee was removed from staff Lunar lost her internets. Coincidence? We think not.

===Darkbeat===
[[Image:Darky3.png|thumb|Darkbeat loev blackmale]]

{{quote|You know what I really hate, what I truly hate? People who mess up and eventually try to crawl up your ass to kiss it again, just to save their sorry hides. You disgust me! Please leave and go kiss someone else's ass! I won't allow any of my friends to be hurt this way.|Darkbeat, delivering the most hypocritical LJ rant ever}}

Long term loser and former ACF admin who can only find friends, acceptance and interaction with the opposite sex via the [[Internets]]. Apparently half of his face doesn't work and he can only move one eyebrow (stroke victim?). Known to hit the rails if you steal his women, which normally results in long-winded LJ rants and e-threats about ass-kicking which is even funnier given the fact the "man" is about 4 foot tall (with high heels on) and [[Dutch]].

{{quote|Everyone who knows me, knows that when you hurt my friends or the one I love, I will be there to kick your fucking ass! And I will...no question about it!!|Darkbeat, who totally knows karate}}

Probably suffers from a Napoleon complex, wherein short, annoying, wimpy little shits will go out of their way to try and prove their masculinity. Darkbeat, or Glenn, chooses to prove his manliness by repeatedly cross-dressing.

{{quote|Yeah, I'm really pissed off right now and not without a reason. No messing with my girlfriend...I don't care who you are or where you're fucking from...even if you were God himself. NO ONE...and I repeat NO ONE, messes with or hurts my girlfriend as long as I am alive!|Darkbeat, shortly before his e-woman was messed with... twice}}

As an [[April_Fool's_Day|April Fool's]] joke in 2006, then-admin Darkbeat decided to close ACF's best and most active section, the spam section, except that somewhere along the line he got the [[retarded]] idea that it shouldn't be a joke anymore. Most of the spammers took this opportunity to join FFOF and discuss ACF's retarded Nazism. After the spam section was closed for about two weeks, the staff decided to bring together a group of the most prominent members, spammers and staffers to discuss how they should go about re-opening and running the spam section, in an attempt to (appear to) be [[Demockery|democratic]]. However, it turned into a complete farce, since after the members had come to an agreement about the new rules, the staff proceeded to take an extra week to discuss matters and added several new rules that hadn't even been mentioned in the discussion, thereby pissing off everyone who was involved and proving that yes, they really don't respect their members' intelligence (though considering the way some of them behave, this isn't entirely impossible to understand).

After this came the Shin multi-account drama. ACF rules at the time forbade anyone from having more than one account. Shin, a friend of DB who had been caught handing out [[cock]] pics and [[Masturbation|wanking]] videos to anyone who asked in an attempt to garner [[delicious]] [[loli]], got a second account from Darkbeat, who forced the staff to keep quiet or lose their positions. Several members stumbled across the account quite by accident and made the information public to the community. As self-punishment, DB demoted himself to the lowly position of Super Moderator.

Darkbeat was later demoted down to the position of section moderator for banning user The Doctor without consulting the rest of staff, but quickly regained his previous supermod position due to asskissing. However, [[last Thursday]] he realized that no one on the forum liked him and resigned from his position, and there was much rejoicing.

It's also worth noting that he has caught [[teh]] cyber-gay in a [[lulzy]] incident resulting from his tendency to e-fuck everything ostensibly female that shows the remotest interest in him. The member Hatake Kakashi joined RoA and it was love at first sight for the vertically challenged Dutcher; she quickly climbed the social ladder within RoA and was rewarded with a RP moderator position. But then an interesting development happened: It was revealed that Hatake Kakashi was a [[Trap|duplicate account of a male member Darkbeat had previously banned for plagiarism]]. Needless to say, "she" was permabanned in under five seconds, and all mention of the incident has been forbidden within RoA. Clearly, when trolling RoA members, one should be sure to mention this incident as often as possible for maximum impact and [[lulz]].

There are only 2 things in life the internets CANNOT tolerate; People who are intolerant of other peoples culture's. And the Dutch.

===Felix Xelon / [[Pokémon|Flareon]]===
[[Image:Felix.jpg|thumb|Felix - The Unloved Nazi Secret Service Leader]]

What can you say about this ass-kissing fiend? Aside from the fact that he secretly ran the forum for years, he would have won the ACF Award for "Biggest Ass Kisser of the Year" should it have been a category. Being the sneaky fox that he was, you'd rarely see him post anything of importance. The only time a post popped up was "to prove you wrong" or make a feeble attempt at making you look stupid which would inevitably result in him being utterly cunt-owned and retreating back under his rock. Being Darkbeat and Lunar's personal bitch, he'd been known to go on warning sprees, sometimes just for his own personal enjoyment.

[[Ban|Banned]] member Wander accurately summed up Felix's modus operandi when he read a member's Feedback post and quipped, "Felix will [[Basement-dweller|hide in his basement]] for a month attempting to compile a suitable response, then end up banning someone in frustration."

Sensing his impending demotion from the forums, Felix resigned in a fit of [[angst]] shortly before Darkbeat did, thereby carrying out his first-ever action as a staff member that pleased ACF's notoriously finicky memberbase. Afterward, he attempted unsuccessfully to get his [[Online_dating|e-girlfriend]] promoted to the position of RP director, which resulted him being laughed off the forum. He consequentially proceeded to disappear from it for at least a week, after which he returned with his [[Furry|tail]] behind his legs to hide in the Final Fantasy sections and RoA.

His real name is Perry. He hates it, so be sure to use it as often as possible.

===Sinfinity===
[[Image:Programmer.jpg|thumb|Sinfinity - New Age EHitler? Checkin' the Escape Route 'just in case'.]]

After the dreadful, balls-up, complete and utter catastrophe that had been the Vossler incident, SY decided again to head down to the local Neo-Nazi Propaganda Rally to pick up the barmiest [[Hitler]] wannabe she could find to be the new 'Tech Admin' for ACF. Such duties would involve maintaining the database and fixing broken shit, which on ACF is about as simple as making [[niggers]] stop stealing and convincing [[Trap|Ice Prince]] to fuck off.

Sinfinity, however, stormed onto ACF without any approval of the members and began to do his techie shit, posturing in his arrogant posts and generally antagonizing those who questioned his arrival. However, after the Everest of Drama from Vossler, most members decided to keep their traps shut and wait to see what would happen. This turned out to be, in effect, stupid. As soon as ACF's Server once again kicked itself in the testicles, Sinfinity was promoted to ride in on a white horse and save the day, again without any consultation. It turned out the white horse was actually covered in his own cum from animal abuse (ask about [[Bestiality]] at your local library), because Sinfinity's power-hunger and general lust for e-glory allowed him to tweak his own permissions, grant him his own Admin CP access and, to stop anyone from getting in his way, remove the Admin CP access of all the other Moderators.

Once Rinoa (and some other Staffers who probably should be named. Road did something too) caught wind of his e-farts, they tried to tell the deranged NaziServerAdminMan just what he should do in true Moderator fashion.

{{quote|You may have database access, but you don't have control. Can you please pull your head out of my tits and realise that you aren't above anyone else here?|Rinoa, treating Sinfinity with a calm and practiced manner}}

Scared by the font, Sinfinity proceeded to baleete and sob about every thread raised against him, effectively removing his right to live. He didn't stop there, however; he has also been taking up access to all Teams, looking for anything that remotely goes against his Holy Words. If a magical "Delete [[Faggotry]]" button appeared to the e-world, it would have been hit [[over nine thousand]] times for Sinfinity. Evidently, he doesn't come on the Internet without his dick being stuck up some poor unfortunate animals ass. Like his sister's.

It turns out that Sinfinity, four years ago, also hacked [[Final Fantasy]] Republic and effectively destroyed the website due to his incompetence. This [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|Serial Forum Raper]] is still in the process of humping the living shit out of ACF's server, but hopefully one of the Dramacrats will bludgeon his shrivelled dick with an update on this ED entry.

However, it seemed the Nazi Escape Route worked well for him, as he managed to delete his own profile, and run away, giggling like a little school girl. Some argue he did it because he'd had enough of ACF, but nobody gives a shit why.

===Daryl Falchion / Vampire Hunter Dawn===

Since asskissing goes a long way with Daryl, she was loved by the loud community of ACF as admin. She was deeply admired by almost everyone, until she apparently went major cuntsville and unbanned Words of Ivory, one of the biggest failures in the forum's history. Now back on Staff, she [[allegedly]] plans to e-dethrone Lunar and take back the Admin position. Will we see more [[Fail|clever misleading acts]]?

Recently unbanned the user Dante, whom some of you may remember as the [[Bitch|uptight]] [[azn]] Gmod who had a fit of [[angst]] and requested a ban from the forum in '06, after the request was apparently made by none other than ladyboy [[trap]] Ice Prince. We can already smell a [[Hillary_Clinton|vast right-wing conspiracy]] fast approaching.)

Apparently discovered that she was pregnant [[last Thursday]]. But who's the daddy? Daryl has had so much smex with every member on ACF that it could be anyone's, including the females as most of them are probably [[Trap|traps]] anyway.

Recently had a fit of [[angst]] and supported Ice Prince in his doomed crusade against SO's evil blacklist thread, also apparently ranting for several hours at Dacon about team leader V amongst other subjects. However, she apparently reverted back to her usual self within two days, but declined to rejoin the team.

She went Missing In Action for awhile, only to return with Words of Ivory's cock in her mouth. Now there's a pretty sight. Needless to say, everyone pissed blood at the thought and half of the world's common sense died in a split second. After a brief 'Mwahahaha' from the Irish cunt, everyone agreed that it was crap and wandered off. That was kind of it.

===Geostigma===
[[Image:Geostigma.jpg|thumb|Geostigma - Her idol is Benedict Arnold.]]

[[It's_a_trap|Ex-good guy]]. As soon as she saw her chance to regain ACF [[Hitler|e-powah]], she screwed her e-pals over and turned tail like a [[Fail|pussy/fag/wimpy cunt]]. It's only a matter of time until the bullshit annoys her so much she'll ask for help from the people she just dropped like they were hot. (UPDATE: As of [[last Thursday]], this has indeed happened.)

===SutekiMitsukai/Kairi===
[[Image:Sutekicard.jpg|thumb|Suteki - The Resident Drunken Whore Doing What She Does Best]]

The [[16-year_old_girl|princess of ACF]], or so she's [[Unwarranted_self-importance|proclaimed herself]]. She worked her way up the promotion ladder at a relatively quick pace. Sucking Darkbeat's [[Cock|e-cock]] is apparently the right way to go. She may look [[Whore|sweet]], but her [[Photobucket]] account is full of tits and ass shots, she's always drunk off her [[Lie|ass]], and she's had multiple [[Pregnant|pregnancy scares]]. There comes a time in every girl's life where she feels she must play the field a bit, even in e-life, and thus we find her bashing ACF members and staff on FFOF. But then again, that's a [[Bitch|princess]] for ya.

SutekiMitsukai is desperate for a position higher than a Gmod position, but in all reality, she doesn't need it, since she's already the slave driver of two of the Smods (Geo and Daryl) and the admin (Lunar) as well.

[[Some argue]] that the fact that she has leaked sensitive staff information is noteworthy. But really, who hasn't? [[Nobody gives a shit]], except [[Summoner Yuna]]. As of [[last Thursday]] she apparently joined RoA. That alone tells you everything you need to know about her. Since then she has also joined Somewhat Obsessed, and despite RoA's rule against multiple team memberships it took them well over a week to chuck her from it, which serves as further proof, if any was necessary, that e-fucking Darkbeat will win you favors. Of course, given the traditional RoA loyalty, once they did chuck her they all immediately commenced slagging her off now that she could no longer see the team....or can she?

Gives excellent drunken phone sex, by the way. [[A_Plus|A++++++]]. Top seller! Will call again.

Known to go on random vents at [[LiveJournal]] about her parents for being hypocritical towards her and her lifestyle. She claims she'll never be like them in that regard, but judging from her elife behavior, she's simply following in their footsteps. They'd be so proud.

===Rinoa===
[[Image:Rinoa.jpg|thumb|Rinoa - Mormon Girl Gone Bad]]

Since her [[Flame_wars|Member Representative days]], Rinoa enjoyed the idea of having a little extra test above her 'Level' so much that she began hurling thread after thread into the abyss to ensure the Conference Hall would effect ACF and leave some form of memory of her around. Since it was revealed that Member Reps were about as useful as Pedobear in a Retirement Home, Rinoa turned her attention towards lusting after Staff positions, an all too common practice for the bored and Nazi.

Cyber with [[Summoner Yuna]] and your wish shall be granted, Rinoa. As of [[last Thursday]] she did indeed acquire a promotion to Gmod. No wait, Smod. Holy shit that girl must be sucking like a vacuum.

If one wishes to catch a Rinoa in a pokéball and sell her to the local whore houses, please reside inside of Fated Children's walls and insist that the Sinfinity drama is unnecessary bullshit. She'll be on your ass like stink on rice, only with more biting and Mormon Fu.

===Dee===
[[Image:Dee.jpg|thumb|Dee - Scoping Out Spam for Suteki]]

The sidekick to [[fag]] Ice Prince. They're your typical Bonnie and Clyde duo that love their [[yaoi]]. One's obviously the faggot, while the other must be his appointed right hand [[Lesbian|carpet muncher]]. Practically the only staffer who will dare vouch for Ice Prince on anything regardless if it's total [[lulz]] or not. Could she and IP be the next [[Summoner Yuna]] and Sacred Wolf? We wouldn't be surprised.

Also noteworthy is her apparent vendetta against the resident [[whore]] Suteki. To no surprise, she wants the princess booted from her current staff position, which apparently stems from a ban Suteki handed Dee for posting porn. Dee has pleaded insanity for her actions, and ever since then, there has been post after post drama that really hasn't solved a damn thing and will probably result in Dee secretly murdering Suteki with a pregnancy test.

A few months ago she was destaffed for "attitude problems," which resulted in huge amounts of [[drama]] in both staff and the main forums due to the fact that most of the staff wasn't given any chance to comment on the matter before the deed was done. Naturally, Dee took this opportunity to play the part of oppressed victim jockeying for change despite the fact that she'd gotten in [[at least 100]] fights with other staff members during her few months on staff and had opposed most of the reforms proposed in the past month she was on staff, which resulted in plenty of ass-kissing from members everywhere. Being the [[attention whore]] that she is, she decided to leave ACF because of this so-called "oppression" only to return less than a week later, wondering if anyone missed her. After making a "sincere" apology, she was recently reinstated on a probationary basis.

Around this point Dee also returned to SO, this being shortly after her drama whoring within the staff section of ACF claiming that the team was full of retards and “spammer fucks.” When confronted by this on her return to SO, her reply was simply “I didn’t mean the whole of SO/spammers.” Of course this was sniggered at but nonetheless overlooked. SO welcomed Dee back with open arms however and in no less than a week Dee was booted yet again from SO as well as Staff for being a [[drama whore]]. On her removal from SO, Dee was seen yet again throwing her rattle about the pram. Not to worry though, for Dee’s [[BFF]] and general arm candy IP was there for her comfort and support. By this we mean he was saving his own ass first and occasionally throwing in snide comments about it being unfair that Dee had been removed.

Nowadays we have seen Dee occasionally posting in a section that she deemed usable only to elitist cunts and morons (e.g. the spam section). Go figure. Her recent brush with this section has encouraged the truth of cat molestation and shit-eating competitions; maybe one day we'll see Dee in the popular internet clips of [[2girls1cup]]. Until then though, only time will tell.

On one occasion, Dee even turned her PMs off for some reason, then in a fit of angst, had completely forgotten about it and assumed ACF's staff was out to get her...until she realized she had not yet turned them back on.

Joins teams, then leaves them in fits of angst [[at least 100]] times a day. Has a [[Good Joke:Word Count Ratio]] of one to [[over 9000]].

As of [[last Thursday]] she has been destaffed due to her inability to avoid starting drama with other staff members.

===Ice Prince===

{{quote|I have the second highest rep on the forum (which I gained as a staffer and usually got with how I handled issues). So that logic is out the window on being a reason why you are able to stay on staff for doing a good job(as apparently a lot of people thought I was doing a good job as well). Not trying to incite or imply anything, but that's just truth.|Ice Prince, displaying [[unwarranted self-importance]]}}

[[Image:Iptrap.jpg|thumb|Ice Prince - [[It's a trap]]]]

A complete [[fag]] who jumps from being the forum's biggest asskisser to its most dramatic member in under three seconds. He is the Midas of [[Anti-lulz]] in that every thread he posts in turns to [[shit]], but he is protected from the consequences of his actions by the bubble of [[Unwarranted_self-importance|his gigantic ego]], which shields him from any criticism and, apparently, any accountability for his actions as a staff member. Since Darkbeat and Felix Xelon stepped down, virtually all of the staff-related drama has involved him in some fashion or another, all of which is [[tl;dr]] and completely devoid of interesting developments apart from the fact that [[No_one_likes_you|no one likes him]]. Though fully aware of this [[fact]], Ice Prince continues posting in exactly the same manner as before, which proves that, like all other members of ACF, he takes delight in causing others pain, like others way before him.

He also reads every topic on spinoff boards where his presence is clearly unwanted just so he can use the occasional mentions of his faggotry as "evidence" that a [[Hillary_Clinton|Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy]] exists against him, furthering his victim complex. The members of ACF, of course, don't care where he puts his cock as long as he stops posting inflammatory pathetic comments, but this is unlikely. Sharing the Rinoa attitude of 'my opinion means more than anything EVAR', Ice Prince feels he is immune to all criticism, save for suggestions that he may actually be straight and using his homosexuality as a (not very) cunning ploy to see Rinoa's tits.

Apparently recently caused even [[moar]] [[Massive_damage|massive drama]] than ever in staff by leaking a joke thread from SO then shitting all over the Head Office walls in protest. As a result, a coalition of senior staffers tired of cleaning up after him took drastic action and created a poll for all of staff to vote on the fate of the infamous [[trap]]. Not to be outdone, Ice Prince had a psychotic moment and apparently told them that he wasn't going to be voted out in a vote in which five staff members had voted to destaff him and no one else had bothered voting. He seems to think this constitutes a rigged vote; his reasoning was, in effect, "You can't fire me 'cause I quit." He claimed that he had never been on any type of probation for misconduct which he felt shouldn't have warranted a destaffing in the first place, but this is clearly irrelevant seeing as he'd had staff members repeatedly telling him to [[stfu]] and stated in the SO leaking thread that he suspected he would be demoted for his actions in it. [[Some argue]] that RoA mouthpiece Masamune would be the next candidate for destaffing, and indeed there was a brief period where he seemed to encourage such a status by making smarmy comment after smarmy comment in Feedback, but after being reprimanded this clearly passed. Currently, the most likely prospect for being destaffed next is Dee, who was already demoted once for her attitude and, as evidenced by her posts in Spam and on FCF, doesn't seem to have changed it much.

Apparently thinks his [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?t=93623 high reputation actually means people like him] rather than the obvious conclusion, which is that he [[Fellatio|sucks moar cock]] than a [[Vietnam|Vietnamese]] hooker. Our team of [[Dramacrats]] has gotten in contact with sources which can confidently reveal that, despite his grandiose claims, none of his reputation actually came from handling staff matters competently. This [[fact]] was naturally flaunted immediately by the forum's resident [[whore]], Suteki. The majority of the spam section naturally found this fact hilarious, but IP's faghag Dee barged in attempting to write everyone's laughter off as flaming. This, of course, generated [[moar]] lulz until she whined to absentee mod Buster Sword, who posted a [[Tl;dr|rambling four-page essay that no one actually read]] in response.

Knows [[Chris Crocker]] [[IRL]], and it's hard to say which of the two is [[moar]] [[emo]]. Claims that he doesn't care about his destaffing, but from the way he flipped out over it at people in Spam we all know he secretly cries himself to sleep every night. It's strange; you'd think a fag would have gotten used to [[butthurt]] by now.

[[Image:Pupugay.jpg|thumb|PuPu the Jellolien - Your typical ego driven [[drama whore]]. As of last Thursday, it has become known that Pupu is the late has been, Vanilla Ice]]

Reportedly, our sources indicate he's been spending quite a bit of time talking to late CI member and former team leader PuPu the Jellolien. [[Some argue]] that PuPu was even worse at anti lulz than IP back in his time. It should be of note that he also shares the Rinoa/IP attitude of "My opinion means moar than anything EVAR!". However, couple that with the fact that his [[Unwarranted_self-importance|ego]] is bigger than any [[drama whore]] you could think of. He was well known for getting involved in PM wars with members, then blocking them in a fit of [[angst]] and [[Butthurt|frustration]], as well as secretly trying to run the forum some claim. IP (whom we're assuming is his very own personal bitch now) recently posted a shitty thread in spam for his artwork regarding some fellow members in Mario fashion for apparent [[lulz]], but of course gestures like these always [[fail]]. Personally we think this is a match made in heaven. PuPu probably gets all the [[Buttsex|efucking]] he wants, and IP of course, gets some moar [[Cock|ecock]] to blow. As of [[last Thursday]], it seems they actually met in person while PuPu was visiting a friend near IP's geographical location. Endless [[buttsex]] probably ensued.

{{quote|Agreed, I like the manly men ......but the pretty boy is staple now, so we're bound to have one.|Yeeeah because the manly man always looks for the "Is it a guy is it a girl" look}}

===Dacon===

One of the newest [[Nazi]] staffers to take post. All he really does is lurk in spam and laugh at [[nigger]] jokes (which he secretly plots on finding their houses one day to perform a drive-by, as all negros usually do once in their lifetime). Kinda funny, since "YOU BLACK FOOL!"

Obsessed with [[Comic|comics]] and quite clearly wants to be boned by [[Batman]]. But really, who on ACF doesn't?

===V===
[[Image:Nicetie.jpg|thumb|V, who no doubt has a [[Unwarranted_self-importance|god complex]] due to the hot women surrounding him, from whom he'll probably never get any action]]

{{quote|I just said it how it is. V's just being his usual retarded self, albeit even more so, because he's in a position of epowar. Divine Retribution will kick him in his tiny balls, soon enough, so all we need to do is be there to elaugh at him, when it happens.

Though really; I love how smug he is, as though he's high and mighty, while RoA (or maybe just it's Team Staff) are like animals to him.

Well this [[Furry|fox]] ain't about to get kicked...|Felix Xelon, who received a five-point warning shortly after this quote was made... apparently he got kicked}}

Our newest addition to staff, an [[atheist]], [[Noam_Chomsky|Chomsky]]-reading anarchist "intellectual" who got voted "Most Intelligent" amongst a plethora of other awards by ACF's populace (which gives you a fair indication of what kind of intellects you're dealing with at this forum). [[Lulz]] will ensue, you can just about bet on that. Apparently V took over a section mod spot in the Mako Reactor after Rinoa was promoted to Gmod. Known for his [[pwning]] of staff many times over, I guess now they finally realized that if you can't beat them, you should convince them to join you.

Of course, the idea of an [[anarchist]] holding any sort of power on a message board is laughable at best, but don't expect the feeble intellects of ACF to point out the irony in that. They likely don't know the definition of the word in the first place.

Can generally be found in the spam section asking for nude photos of all 18+ female members who happen to post there and, as of [[last Thursday]], has apparently successfully obtained nude photos of a few of them, though some argue it was only because he rigged the SO team leadership/directorship polls so that "Anyone who posts nudes" would get the most votes. Now currently on a mission, alongside several longtime members of spam, to allow an adult content forum for teams. The drama whores of ACF, namely RoA, will use this as an opportunity to accuse him of proclaiming his opinion to mean more than anything else on the forum in the tradition of Ice Prince and Rinoa, and while this is of course true, what they [[fail]] to recognise is that unlike Ice Prince and, on bad days, Rinoa, V's opinions are typically supported with factual evidence and valid reasoning.

[[Some argue]] that he looks like a [[buttsex]] hybrid of [[Harry Potter]] and Frodo Baggins (true), and that because he never posted his picture in ACF's public, [[Fag|Ice Prince]]-infested photo thread he's trying to hide his appearance from the members of ACF (piss-poor argument directly contradicted by the link to his [[Facebook]] profile that's been in his signature for [[at least 100]] days). He also apparently hasn't been laid since July 2005 (though it's beyond us why anyone thinks this is news seeing as he openly admits it in every other thread he posts in), and [[some argue]] that the last girl he apparently sexed wasn't the hottest thing to trot. There was some [[drama]] over people making precisely this argument on another forum in late 2004, but it was [[tl;dr]] and [[nobody gives a shit]] anymoar. Ice Prince, however, apparently thinks that bringing this up will still bring about "a fit of [[angst]] and maximum [[lulz]]", which just goes to show how much he has to learn about the [[Internets]]. Between V's disgust with American politicians and his sex deprivation though, we give it about a year before he takes after [[V|his namesake]] and attempts to blow up the entire city of [[Washington, D.C.]] The [[Party Van]] no doubt already have their eyes on him.

Recently promoted to global mod. While many members applauded this bold decision on the part of staff, [[some argue]] that given his sexual angst and the state of the world, he's a ticking time bomb, and it's only a matter of time before he explodes.

==Member Drama==

With failures like that on staff you'd expect the members couldn't possibly outdo them for [[You_fail_it|failure]], and on most forums you'd be right, but this is ACF, home to even more desperate [[weeaboos]] and [[aspies]] than those typically found on [[4chan]]. Some of the worst failures in ACF's history are documented here for the sake of posterity.

===Zeroshin===

Racist, unfunny [[n00b]] and [[troll]] who realized his epic dreams of becoming [[an hero]] with a conniption fit in Spam. Zeroshin was made of [[fail]] from his very first post, in which he misspelled his name. Thinks it's OH SO REBELLIOUS to call Dacon a nigger and Ashes a "fucking Nazi racist" and "dickhead Moderator" who "should burn in hell". His [[Lulz|lulziest]] meltdown came in [http://replay.web.archive.org/20080512143821/http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?p=3250068#post3250068 this thread] wherein he managed to get himself permabanned from the spam section with a series of trolls that offended absolutely no one.

===Biff McNasty===

Joined sometime in 2007 and quickly developed an e-relationship with another recent arrival to the forum, Mage. She flew over to meet him in Texas for two weeks, then he flew over to meet her in Britain for ostensibly two weeks and knocked her up after use of a faulty condom (and by faulty we mean he's incompetent). However, it didn't stop there, as he simply refused to leave for an additional three and a half months despite the fact that she was financially unable to support such an arrangement. When Mage finally kicked him out back to Texas he claimed that he was going to get a job to support her, and shortly thereafter had a "car crash" which was shortly thereafter revealed to be a fake. Biff claimed his account was hacked. When it became clear that he and Mage wouldn't be getting back together, he posted an [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://ffof.nl/showthread.php?t=5775 account of an alleged old friend of his who had proposed to him] which ultimately led to [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://ffof.nl/showthread.php?p=8382869#post8382869 this post from Mage detailing his slovenly personal habits and habit of talking complete bullshit]. Since then, he has basically disappeared from the Internet, although he returns occasionally to slag off SO members or leak content from the team. Moast recently though, he popped back up to threaten the would-be indomitable Mage with tales of woe regarding his own miserable existence, insulting her for getting on with her life (surely not as opposed to waiting for this knight in rusty armor to actually get a life?), and reiterate his intention of childsnatching under the guise of protecting 'the bond' he shares with 'his' son. Mage has assured the Dramacrats that she doesn't allow the unborn youngling to play with naughty boys.

Other exploits of Biff's have included creating a duplicate account for his "best friend" to post on, which eventually revealed the shocking information that he had fallen into a coma and was on life support with very little chance of survival. A few intrepid warriors, who had heard a story suspiciously similar to that before, called "Bullshit," at which Biff re-appeared claiming that his friend's account and his own account had both been hacked. His streak of "bad luck" rivals even that of Sacred Wolf, including such unfortunate occurrences as liver disease, falling out of a moving lorry at 60mph, being run over, and the infamous coma. However, [[nobody gives a shit]] about his self-absorbed behavior anymore because it's become readily apparent that he tells [[moar]] lies than your average U.S. government official. Recognizing this [[fact]], Biff has all but disappeared from ACF, reappearing only when his ego has been bruised or when he thinks someone will believe his tragic stories, but in all likelihood, he has already moved on to another community, searching for another impressionable female to woo with his stories of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and, eventually, impregnate. Be warned, internet-going females, this would-be Lothario has also recently revealed his dominating, controlling nature by sending e-mails of a hostile nature. Clearly, he means business. Serios bizniz, no doubt.

Now coming back from the e-dead for the billionth time, Biff claims to be a changed man. Reportedly he's been taking various classes in order to curb his anger and controlling attitude. He's told many that he's not out to claim the youngling. After being but hurt by Mage in the formerly mention thread, he has ultimately decided to go to [[An_hero|Plan B]] while doing his tour in a Iraq. Either he's given up on life, or he's decided to do the honorable thing (and us all a favor) by marching headlong into a roadside bomb.

===User Name===

Appearing some time late [[last Thursday]], User Name was a desperate and [[16-year_old_girl|unfunny attention whore]] who thought that he could fix all of the forum-related problems by living in the Forum Feedback & Suggestions section and not moving even when Staff asked him to. He spent over 100 years (about two weeks) complaining about a single warning point he'd gotten for [[spam]] which was blatantly deserved, but his mother was upset about it. He would occasionally appear "drunk" (his second personality of a worse retard would burst out) and post sporadically in Spam, to be hung, drawn and quartered. He was banned from ACF by request with [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?t=93556 this post], yet returned to request an unban no more than two days later like a typical [[drama whore]]. In response, staff took as long as possible to deliberate before coming up with an old, forgotten rule that one cannot request an unban for two weeks after requesting a ban, thus pleasing everyone on the forum except User Name. Apparently, he has been continuing to pester staff due to their refusal to unban him early, which has simply resulted in them threatening to increase his ban time further. His failure to note that ACF doesn't have a section for retards has resulted in moar comebacks than Madonna, only without the commercial success. Phail of epic proportions. Rumours that he's the guy on the left in the infamous [[lemonparty]] picture are as yet unfounded.

===L===
[[Image:ACF_L.jpg|thumb|L: Scottish and shit]]

A Scottish forum veteran, or as some may say, [[lulz]] troll with piss-poor grammar that probably results from his being an uneducated [[heroin]] addict from Leith, thus of course rendering him an unholy Scottish abomination. His stardom on ACF began before he was staffed, becoming well-known for insulting anything that dared move and vanishing in a puff of 'warnings' faster than you can say Troll AIDs. Nobody on staff seemed to care about this; however, he was promptly chucked as soon as he [[pwned]] [[batshit crazy]] admin Sacred Wolf by revealing her secret identity as a retarded monkey. It's safe to assume he isn't going anywhere anytime soon, as whenever he is [[Permaban|permabanned]] he simply makes a duplicate account. You may think he's gone, but as [[herpes]] has taught us, appearances can be deceiving.

The ever vigorous [[drama whore]], he can be found dishing out insults to uppity n00bs such as gheydragon, Kira, Dee, Ice Prince, Darkbeat, Felix, Rinoa, Suteki and others. [[Some argue]] that these can be considered a bit "too extreme" for the [[internets]]; however, others consider to be them to be [[epic lulz]], especially seeing that they have directly provoked hissyfits from ACF's very own ladyboy IP and faghag Dee. In fact, it serves indirectly to compose much amusement when the two get so butthurt they have to edit his ED article in UBER RETALIATION! SPARTAAAAAAA!!1

Even his fellow SO'ers have to ignore his attitude from time to time, but they put up with him due to the fact that his actions within the team have resulted in large numbers of women distributing nude pictures. V's life is complete because of him.

Perhaps due to the combination of SO's superiority complex and a bastard of a manperiod, L can be found hiding inside of the FF&S section, waiting for a Staff member to slip up to help lead the charge into the shitstorm.

===Kira===

He's been sucking up to SO since day one, and while there is a generous selection of members worth bashing for [[lulz]], he's clearly been [[asking for it]]. Sheens summed it up nicely when she told him she would never vote yes on him to enter SO, which basically summed up the entire team's sentiments. This lead to [[moar]] lulz in spam with [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?t=93837 this thread] directed at Sheens for killing his unspoken agenda and hopes (which are completely [[tl;dr]] anyway). Either the kid thinks SO(and spam in general) is all about tough love and thinks if he keeps it up he'll get promoted to wannabe spammer instead of his current rank of [[newfag]], or he's simply too moronic to realize [[No_one_likes_you|no one likes him]] and SO really doesn't want him. Considering this is ACF, it's probably the latter.

===The Doctor===

Originally a Grade A Spammer from the old times, he suffered from an over-grown ego that took on a size so large it had to be spread onto FFOF. Even won 'Best Spammer' a few times in the Spam section, though this is mainly because he was one of the only one's who stuck around long enough. Y'know, having no life and all. Known to use his e-popularity to perform dramatic acts of pointless endeavors, such as randomly declaring Deepground as a separate entity from ACF and removing all power from the Mods. However, this was purely in name since if the Mods had actually given a shit they could've just banned his ass. Though the last time this happened, he was dragged back out of Corel by the needless BAWWWWing.

Normally the [[Ego]] (and Doctor) wouldn't be worthy of Member Drama, but sometime [[Last Thursday]] he reappeared within Somewhat Obsessed and [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?t=95466 began parading around as if his cock was made of gold], even though all available evidence indicates that it is made out of excrement. His belief that he is a Timelord has left him stuck in the past, and so when he realized that SO/FC had formed a peaceful alliance he demanded that SO rise up from the petty confines of such members and cast aside FC. However, he had been gone for a few months and no one remembered him, and SO told him to stfu.

{{quote|the fact that we seem to have taken a mediocre team under our wing and into our hearts for doing nothing except copying our behaviour. yeah, we have dragged them out of the gutter but we've fallen from our highground into their mediocre cess-pool of shit.

don't get me wrong, i'm sure they have good people but they haven't done ANYTHING to warrant being one with us. have they invaded anywhere of merit? have they matched us in ANY way? no. their dowry is shit and whoever agreed to it has degraded us all.|The Doctor, flashing an upskirt of his elitist cunt}}

Cue Drama. Ego began chucking flames to FC left and right, so eventually Team Leader Mage told him to be quiet like a good boy and shut the thread. Ego immediately opened another thread flaming everyone in the team which V immediately closed, and Ego's cunt was officially inflamed; he decided to become an SO rash by complaining about V's leadership skills (relating them to Felix, which is slightly ironic considering his sudden penchant for superiority and random insults) and the state of his beloved team. He mentioned [[over 9000]] times that he was going to leave, returning every minute afterwords to make sure that people were crying, and demanded everybody go kill themselves as much as possible.

Hilariously, everyone ignored him for a couple of days much to his distress and eventually he was temporarily banned by Ghost X, the Team Moderator. It turned out that The Doctor, in his infinite wisdom, had PM'd Ghost telling him where to stick it. So clever. He continued his stream of intelligence, much like a stream of blood flying from your penis, by [https://archive.is/7eUmt completely 'owning' Dacon on MSN] in a manner similar to well-known pedophile Words of Ivory; namely, he threw the flame and blocked him for fear of retaliation. Brave, brave man.

After his banning, Ego continued [https://archive.is/ydCQS to puke all over the Corel section] and, after requesting a permaban, [http://ffof.nl/showthread.php?t=5918 proceeded to lick his wounds on FFOF] and prepare for his next valiant assault. However, no one gave a crap, and he proceeded to delete himself out of [[butthurt]].

Dramacrats also recently discovered that Ego, under the name Aspirin, has been repeatedly attempting to edit this ACF article as an attempt at glorifying his BAWWWWWWWWing. To summarize, his edits have basically accused V of starting the holocaust, slummed anything FC and promoted the wonderful [[an hero]] that is The Doctor. No surprises there then. In this constant show of maturity, he continued adding his wankstain to the site in an editing fight with V and The Editor, despite the fact that he himself has admitted that his constant editing of ED is childish.

{{quote|sorry guys, seriously.

didn't think you guys wouldn't be able to discuss something like fucking adults. as i said, nowhere did i WANT to return SO to it's previous state. i just don't like the way it is now and think FC are cuntards. big deal. yeah, i was blunt but get over it, it's only opinions. anyways, Aaron won't remove me so back into the ether i will stroll.

toodles.|The internets is serious business. Doc returned 5 minutes later}}

Some interesting points to consider where the Doctor/Ego/Aspirin/Yo Momma is concerned are 1) his inability to keep it in his pants, and 2) the fact that his fiancée is oblivious to his rather slutty attitude. And yet this ACF drama trollop wants people to believe him.

The Dramacrats have learned that The Doctor has previously met other ACFers, garnering sexual favors and conveniently omitting the fact that he is in a long-term relationship. This 'charming' behavior was obviously an inspiration for that other piece of internet pondlife, The Doctor's sidekick Biff McNasty. Clearly, a long journey is worth it if you can use someone and then toss them aside at your earliest convenience.

The administrators of this piece of internet hilarity may be interested to note that The Doctor himself has several accounts active for the purposes of editing his profile to remove any blemishes on his character. Ironic, then, that the man is a shitstain on the net with an opinion worth absolutely fuck-all. Suggesting this to The Doctor, however, will result in much BAWWWWWing and demanding that Something Gets Done. Failure To Do Something will result in yet another internet hissy fit, of which we have seen to many and stopped caring when the dinosaurs all died.

It's also worth noting that, as an apparent postlude to this particular incident of drama, Ego manned up and apologized for his latest outbursts of faggotry:

[2008/04/12@14:53:36] The Doctor: you there?
[2008/04/12@14:56:23] The Doctor: can you remove my ban status please? i've made a ridiculous ass of myself and wish to set things straight ASAP.
[2008/04/12@14:57:09] The Doctor: i thought i was "fighting the good fight" but i was being a total asswipe.
[2008/04/12@14:58:30] The Doctor: i'll log in on wednesday and post an apology to all. the ED shit can remain however it's been set, you can re-ban me on thursday if you wish.
[2008/04/12@14:58:41] The Doctor: see you later dude.
[2008/04/12@14:58:47] The Doctor: sorry for being a twat.

However, no more than three days thereafter, he was once again found editing in slanderous material into ED edits out of [[butthurt]]. From this we can conclude that his word means no more than the toilet paper you use to wipe your ass.

===The Arab===
[[File:Flyawayyounewbiefag.gif|What happens to n00bs in ACF's spam section]]

Pretentious racist sarcastic narcissist red neck self centered rock loving jack ass and prick Sand Nigger. One of the oldest spammers in ACF. Known as AK, Omni_Slash, Omni_, Swastika, Syria, The Jihad, Colonel Penis A. McPenis and Bin Laden (Among others). Got banned for trying to hack SY's account to restore the Spam section after Darkbeat closed it "as a joke" and ban the fag while he's at it. However, was recently unbanned and resumed his e-activity.

He invented one of the earliest and most popular memes on ACF which took newbie fags with storm, especially with the brilliant and famous .gif image (Made by Rennard) that is associated with it.

{{quote|Fly away you newbie fag !|The Arab}}

A real middle eastern and an anime lover, The Arab believes that niggers should get over slavery and stop blaming white folks for the fact that his grand daddy bought some one's black grand daddy from a black merchant.

===Sephiroth of the Turks===

A loser with no real identity and no signature-making Photoshop skillz. Copied the user name, and designs by a member of the same name on a different Final Fantasy forum. As an early member before any the retard fangirls joined, Sephiroth of the Turks (known as SotT there) was able to get away with claiming he made various signatures for a while. When asked on how to create simple borders for signatures:

{{quote|Oh, my sister does my borders for me, sorry!|SotT}}

Despite making such 'great sigs', he was eventually caught out when the real SotT on the other forum discovered his identity and signatures had been stolen. Shit brewed over and the fake SotT eventually left ACF never to be seen again, is most likely elsewhere on the internet copying other people's identity. In fact, he could be riiight under your nose!

==Setup and Sections==

ACF's server shits itself on a regular basis. This has been the case for the whole of ACF's existence after every "server upgrade" it's ever had and every "move to a better server" it's ever had. A little known fact is that this keeps occurring because secks with video game characters is mathematically equivalent to [[Divide_by_zero|dividing by zero]]; even thinking about it causes a paradox. OH SHI--

The forums with the highest traffic include:

===Do You Want Spam?===

Basically the [[B|/b/]] of ACF, except that [[Fail|there's no porn and mods sometimes warn people for no reason]]. However, to its credit, it does also have the rule that anyone who admits to posting solely for the purpose of causing annoyance can be permanently removed from the section, which means that the most cancerous [[newfags]], when discovered, rarely last for long. Most of the posts consist of recycled in-jokes from /b/ or [[retarded]] newfags attempting to fit in. Ironically, most of the most intelligent posts in the forum are made in Spam, which goes to show you how retarded the rest of ACF is. The spammer hivemind rivals [[TOW]]'s in its efficiency in enforcing the spammers' desired opinions, due to a combination of tenacity, [[Tl;dr|verbosity]], and [[Nobody_gives_a_shit|nobody else giving a shit]]. [[Some argue]] (mostly RoAtards) that they secretly run the forum. In reality the forum is run by a balance of [[Wikipedia]]-worthy arguments between spammers, RoAtards and [[mudkipz]], though the RoAtards admittedly do have much less influence since the spammers' tenacity resulted in the resignations of Felix Xelon and Darkbeat.

===General Chat===

Like Spam, except [[unfunny]] and actually spammier. The fact that people actually rack up thousands of posts in this section is proof that all ACF members have no social life [[IRL|outside the Internets]].

===The Meeting Place===

Where the [[Pedophile|paedos]] of ACF go to seek out [[delicious]] [[loli]]. There's also a "Chit Chat" thread, which was formerly dominated by Ice Prince posting "Aw, <3 (previous poster's name)" until post counts were removed from the thread. Now he never, ever posts in it. EVAR.

The only worthwhile part of this section is the few decent-looking females who post in the picture thread, though most of them are, as one would expect, [[Camwhore|camwhores]]. The comment thread is spoiled by the fact that Ice Prince makes every other post.

===The Pagoda===

The "Personal Problems" section of the forum. As such, it consists entirely of forum members whining about lack of sex and/or friends, since none of them ever have either (or, for that matter, ever will), and posting Simple Plan lyrics. At one point in the past, several crafty subversives created hilarious pisstake threads in the Pagoda, but as is their tendency with everything [[Lulz|lulzy]], staff slummed them.

===Mako Reactor===

The "intelligent debate" section of ACF, which reveals perhaps better than any other section how utterly devoid of intelligence ACF is. Now moderated by the [[Fox_news|fair and balanced]] team of V, an anarchist, and Ghost X, an anarchist, the only other regular participants who can string together coherent sentences are Angelus-Mortis, an [[autistic]] anti-religious zealot, and Rinoa, a [[Mormon]]. The combination of these four invariably results in threads that are [[tl;dr]]. Noteworthy section miscreants are Hadriel and, more recently, Chaolan (better known amongst the ACF community as Gheydragon). While the former occasionally posts something worth discussing, the latter, sadly, is about as skilled a debater as a coked-up chav on Jeremy Kyle.

===Northern Crater===

Perhaps the most vomit-inducing section of ACF, this contains ACF's much-ballyhooed "clubs." Most of them consist of [[at least 100]] pages of fanwanking over FFVII characters, but, for the sake of variety, some of them consist of flames of the aforementioned character. Both are equally made of [[fail]] and are inhabited by [[Virgin|virgins]] who will never get laid. There are also "pairings clubs," which mostly consist of [[yaoi]]. By far the most cringeworthy club on the entire forum is Sephyism, run by the forum's founder [[Summoner Yuna]] and devoted to actual worship of [[Sephiroth]].

For epic [[lulz]], enter any of these clubs and post a contrary opinion. The [[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] who inhabit the section will display their inability to cope with dissent by reacting in an overly [[dramatic]] fashion. You'll get warned for "trolling," but the lulz that ensue will no doubt be worth it. It's also lulzworthy to do this in the compilation section, most notably in threads started by hormone-flushed fourteen-year olds.

===RP Domain===

A spawn of Northern Crater the likes no one has ever seen, which happens to the be the site of much of the forum's current [[drama]] due to a struggle between ex-staffers, who are bitter that they have lost their much-prized e-power, and current staffers, who have no intention of giving up any of their current e-power. The RoA hivemind will ridicule anyone who suggests the current structure of the forum is working, whereas the SO hivemind will ridicule anyone who suggests that anyone in RoA has the ability to sort the section out. One of the most prominent members of the section, L, has been banned countless times for having "duplicate accounts" (which no one except Summoner Yuna cares about) and calling Ice Prince a homofag (which generates cheers from everyone else on the forum except Dee). While all involved agree that the section is a cesspool of inactivity at the moment, it will continue to remain that way no matter who runs it because [[nobody gives a shit]].

===Compilation of FFVII===

The lifeblood of the forum, this section contains [[over nine thousand]] [[tl;dr]] threads discussing what Square Enix should do in the [[Final Fantasy VII]] remake they're never actually going to make because they know that once they produce it people will stop giving a shit about the Compilation, and the rest consist of [[tl;dr]] arguments between fans over how long Sephiroth's sword is, some [[tl;dr]] details from the Ultimania Omega that [[nobody gives a shit]] about, and [[tl;dr]] threads discussing whether forum members would let Sephiroth ride on them if they were chocobos (I'm dead serious). Reading this section for more than ten minutes will cause a loss of IQ due to intellectual osmosis, which no doubt explains the stupidity plastered over the rest of the forum as well.

===Feedback and Forum Suggestions===

The forum which, more than any other, encapsulates the spirit of ACF, Feedback consists of [[Wikipedia]]-worthy arguments between members (usually spammers), who expect the forum to be run flawlessly and along [[Democracy|democratic]] lines, and staff, who are in love with their e-power and refuse to admit to any shortcomings or mistakes. As a result, the section generally consists of V or some other spammer dismantling staff's ridiculously [[Bureaucratic_fuck|bureaucratic]] rules system, and staff paying no attention whatsoever, insisting that the status quo functions despite the immense number of people disagreeing with the way things are run, or simply refusing to acknowledge the point out of stubbornness. Staff then close threads before any consensus is reached, which simply results in a new thread being made. Lather, rinse, repeat. Needless to say, no one on the forum is ever happy. The entire section is made of [[drama]] and [[fail]], much like the rest of the forum, and the entire section is always [[tl;dr]]. A recent alteration which came with the reopening of the forum was the policy of no de-admin threads, which has resulted in no de-admin threads, but not less drama. Like illegal dogfights, the drama has simply moved to other forums and PMs, flaring occasionally into random posts.

Recently the section has consisted almost entirely of [[butthurt]] [[newfags]] whining about getting verbal warnings for posting irrelevant bullshit and everyone else telling them to [[stfu]]. These threads are even more [[tl;dr]] than the usual content of the section, because unlike the usual content of the section there's no chance of any of them improving the forum.

==Memes==
[[File:Flyawayyounewbiefag.gif|What happens to n00bs in ACF's spam section]]

The closest thing to a current [[meme]] ACF has of its own is the Cookie Monster, mostly due to the influence of longtime members V and YopY; the Cookie Monster emoticon can express anything from "I lol'd" to "Fly away you newbie fag" (an [[old meme]] from around 2005 introduced by [[banned]] member The Arab, which still has a funny accompanying animated gif created by long-departed member Rennard), depending on context. There are also a number of other competing emoticons such as Elmo and Oscar, but none of these has ever caught on enough to be awarded its own ACF emoticon.

The majority of ACF's other community-specific memes are extremely political and insular, mostly relating to commentary on the current or past leadership of the forum. Hence, for example, a reference to a car crash would be an obvious sign that a poster was lying for the sake of [[lulz]], since both Sacred Wolf and Biff McNasty have posted about fake car crashes in the past.

==Teams==

Because the community of ACF is so bloated, someone came up with idea of teams, ostensibly so the members and staff would get along better. We've all seen how that worked out. Four teams were set up, each with its own special brand of [[failure]].

===Somewhat Obsessed===

Somewhat Obsessed are the non-[[Anonymous]], Anonymous of ACF. [[USI|Feeling superior in every way]], they often stir [[drama]] out of the whores (RoA) of ACF simply by posting, and they have apparently evolved [[trolling]] to an art form, seeing as the majority of them seem to manage to do it repeatedly without ever getting warned for it. To them, this results in massive [[lulz]], but to everyone else, it's infuriating because the members will not vote cunts/asshats in. They are the [[alleged]] 'smart' section of ACF, but they're still not smart enough to get the hell out before they become like their ex-comrades (banned by a staffer with an inherent distaste for spam). They apparently recently elected their replacement team leaders and directors through an elaborate system involving distribution of nudes of female members, which sums up the modus operandi of the team in a nutshell. This was obviously a tried, tested and approved technique of electing team staff, because the [[Bullshit|car crash]] [[whore]] Biff McNasty had a bitch-fit about it. As long as [[Hillary Clinton]] doesn't try it, we're safe. The only thing SO truly does wrong is proving how noobish they can be by comparing everything to Harry Potter.

If ACF were [[Harry_Potter|Hogwarts]] (and, given the number of unstable and dysfunctional individuals in both locales, it's not a stretch), SO would undoubtedly be Gryffindor due to their audacity at flaunting the rules and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|doing it for the lulz]].

===Fated Children===

Fated Children are basically the wanna/b/e. First they wanted to be RoA, and tried to be a family. Even fanfucks with sick obsessions couldn't stand to stay more than five hours, so they switched to trying to be SO. While unsuccessful, it did cause the spam section's regulars to at least look at them while raping them up the ass. After that, the majority of the members moved onward to FCF. While their team remained intact on ACF at this time, it was in the shitter, with less than five members actively posting, all headed by everyone's favorite [[Trap|tranny fuck trap]], Ice Prince. As the place where RoA members go to die, it's safe to say that the elephants' graveyard of ACF had about as much activity as a quadriplegic's sex life. However, due to the rapport developed between SO and FC members on FCF, FC and SO decided to start accepting each other's members, which resulted in [[over nine thousand]] posts per day in both teams. After about three days in RoA, Ice Prince returned to the team from his [[emo]] escapade over double teaming. We are guessing Darkbeat couldn't satisfy his every whim. However, after about three days back in FC, he fucked off again after realising [[No_one_likes_you|no one liked him]].

FC roughly correspond to Ravenclaw. Let's face it, most of them are whack jobs.

===Renegades of Apocalypse===

RoA are full of people who trust so easily they also allow proven [[Pedophile|pedophiles]] into their midst (I'm looking at you, TGS). The real [[Drama_whore|drama whores]] of ACF, most of their members are current or former staff members adept at kissing arse. If you say anything bad about one of their members, the rest will swoop in like a swarm of [[Zerg_Rush|zerglings]] and defend them. [[The_Internet_is_serious_business|E-family is serios bizness guys]]. Interestingly, after a devious e-plot was uncovered by Lunar, half the "family" left. While there have been whispers of plans by Felix Xelon and Darkbeat (now new and improved - with screenshots) to attempt to oust Lunar from her admin position, just as they'd done with Geostigma and Daryl Falchion when they were admins, we'll assume the "devious e-plot" was really just someone refusing to put out. It's worth noting that, while they insist they're not elitists and would NEVER talk trash behind people's backs, all their decisions are made by the team staff without input from the rest of the members and for ages they had a sooper secret section which only longtime members can view, wherein they slag off everyone who's unable to view it. Oops, I guess it's [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?p=3278789#post3278789 not such a secret anymore]. (UPDATE: This section is now [[Pool's_closed|closed]] thanks to the valiant efforts of the Spam section regulars). Their much-vaunted tradition of team loyalty is evidenced by their treatment of SutekiMitsukai after she had the audacity to join Somewhat Obsessed: they tossed her out on the street like a $2 whore - which, considering the target, might not be entirely uncalled for, but it's not exactly loyal.

RoA undoubtedly are the Slytherin of ACF; they are unmatched in self-serving ambition, insufferable arrogance, and [[Drama_whore|drama whoredom]]. They also lack a sense of humor, apart from their member Gaara, who's just a bandwagon [[whore]].

===Crystal Inc.===

Crystal Inc?...Who even cares? No, seriously. [[Terrorist|Shahab]] is the only interesting thing about this group since YopY left it. Talk about [[Fail|scary]]. They're also incredibly secretive, probably due to the fact that they all lead double existences as [[Pedophile|child molestors]]. The fact that gheydragon and Ice Prince are members of this team summarises it better than anything else any of us could tell you. In other words, it's probably full of [[cp]]. And just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, new member Haru Wolf, with the coherent English of a brain-damaged monkey ("I need WAR! its draiveing me mad.and its 1 of them days hows your day been?") was accepted into the team. Apparently, your ability to communicate with other members doesn't matter so long as you are loyal to the CI oath. Creepy.

They're the Hufflepuff of ACF; or, to summarize the summary, [[nobody gives a shit]] about them.

===Drama===

Traditionally members took it as a given that they would not join more than one team at a time. This all changed [[last Thursday]] when member Val decided to embark on a holy and epic quest to be accepted to all four teams at once, which made it readily apparent that was no technical restriction against joining more than one team. When it became apparent that staff wasn't going to do anything about Val being a member of SO and FC at the same time, [[at least 100]] members started applying to all other teams. This led to an immediate hissy fit from RoA, which goes without saying, and from CI, since none of their members ever interact with anyone outside of the team. As a result, it is unquestionable that lulz can be generated by already being a member of SO and/or FC, then applying to CI and RoA. Unfortunately, one will require a mole inside those teams to derive them, which is a difficult proposition since their members' lips are tighter than a nun's vagina. At least five [[internets]] will be awarded to anyone who manages to acquire one.

Meanwhile, staff members Ice Prince, Dee, and The Phantom became severely [[emo]] after it became apparent that the majority of FC had no objection to SO members joining their sacred team, and had themselves banned and/or left for RoA (whose biggest mouth piece appeared to be RoA member and staffer Masamune until Felix and Darkbeat arrived on the scene) in a fit of [[angst]], which tells you almost everything you need to know about them; Dee and Ice Prince were back in and out of FC once moar within two weeks, which takes care of everything else you need to know about them. Our crack team of [[Dramacrats]] is currently working on procuring direct quotes. It's also worth noting that Ice Prince apparently got let into RoA without a vote, as is typical team procedure. While direct evidence of this has yet to surface, the reasoning behind his instant admission is obvious: the [[trap]] offered Darkbeat e-sexual favours, and the Dutchman, figuring that he was already tainted from his interaction with a previous trap, decided he should take what he could get.

Unfortunately for the [[Drama_whore|drama whores]] of ACF, multi-teaming proved to be a successful campaign and has since had the effect of drawing in even the FCF goers back into activity on ACF, which now enjoys the most activity it's had since reopening. On the other hand, RoA and CI are both dead, by its own members' admission. Apparently elitism is moar important than everything else on the Intarwebs. The reasoning of such members became clearly apparent in a thread discussing potential candidates for a "team moderator" position wherein Felix came out of his hole in RoA and posted a brief post denouncing admin Lunar and claiming that all "spammers" were innately untrustworthy. A predictable shitstorm ensued due to the relentless illogic of his post, and in its aftermath Felix quickly crawled back into his hole to lick his wounds like a typical [[furry]]. He has not been heard from since.

===Somewhat Obsessed/Fated Children Assimilation Malarkey===

The "new" team of ACF, consists of SO members allowed into FC and visa versa (not really a new team then, just a few bold folk going out team-whoring). The brainchild of a Brum and an unfuckable Jew. "Elite" old member The Doctor returned to ACF to observe this set of circumstances and concluded that the team "consists primarily of wimpy whiners who say shit behind peoples backs, band wagon jumpers and ass-kissers with their eyes on staff positions they feel they can now obtain via V's 'staffer of da month' shatitude." This is ironic because the only one whining or saying anything behind ayone's back upon his return was The Doctor; the rest of us will call you an overemotional drama whore to your face. Their once open minds are now closed to discussion regarding the state of affairs in the "super-team" as they persist in believing they have achieved some kind of e-utopia via number of posts as opposed to quality of members (and by quality of members we mean that the place isn't dead any more because one elitist cunt decided to play Stalin). After The Doctor returned to the nets and had a bitch-fit about the current state of affairs, stating that SO had let in "a bunch of band-wagoning fucktards", the leaders of SO simply pointed out that it was a pre-agreed venture between members of both teams which had worked out quite nicely. The Doctor was clearly severely [[butthurt]] that no-one had asked him for his opinion because [[Nobody_gives_a_shit|they frankly didn't give a shit]].

Further proving his own sore-arsed attitude regarding this drama, The Doctor decided to dig up the corpse of Biff McNasty (who's now died on the net moar times than Dee). After realizing how much of a low blow this was (and by low blow we mean [[epic fail]]) and getting nowhere, The Doctor contacted several SOers to protest that he never invited his bestest e-buddy back to the internet. After being rebuked with some choice comments about his own questionable approach to fidelity and e-lationships, The Doctor ran back to FFOF to lick his pained posterior where he posted a [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://ffof.nl/showthread.php?t=5918 thread] BAWWWWWWWing about the treatment he received at ACF wherein he was simply laughed off by the people who used to worship the ground he walked upon. As a result he took to raping ACF's ED article repeatedly with his ludicrously biased account that conveniently left out all wrongdoing on his part, despite the fact that he'd already been banned from ED for his [[Faggot|faggottry]], while all the time insisting that he didn't care about the drama and that he was totally over it.

He now feels that SO is "Slowly becoming what RoA used to be. Close minded drama whores who turn on people who don't feel 100% the same as them and then proceed to oust the person who dared piss on their lolomgwtfbbq as a "drama whore" and inform them that "da internets is serios buznes". Their once close-knit group of friends now just beg jail-bait for tit pics and then jerk off over them while pretending they're more than just a group of sad feebs with no life outside of their utopian fantasy.

Evolution is not always for the best."

Clearly. We're sorry it failed so tragically in your case, Doctor, but for the rest of us, life goes on.

==See Also==
*[[Fated Childrens Forums]]

==External Links==

*[http://replay.web.archive.org/20090225123054/http://forums.adventchildren.net/ AdventChildren.net Forums]
*[http://ffof.nl/ FFOF - one of ACF's many spinoff forums (also home to the fugliest people you'll ever see on elife, which explains the lack of rl boyfriends/girlfriends and pent up angst...just check out that family album for maximum lulz)]
*[http://replay.web.archive.org/20081219230053/http://forums.fatedchildren.net/ FCF - another of ACF's spinoffs]
*[http://sysephiroth.ytmnd.com/ Summoner Yuna's shitty cosplay costume]
*[http://syroom.ytmnd.com/ And her horrendous lair]

[[Category:Gaming]]

KawaiiKittee88

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{{rainbowsmall|LULZKILLING CUNT}}

{{Aspie}}

[[Image:Mighty_Tiger_black.JPG|thumb|left|KawaiiKittee88's [[original character]], Mighty Tiger, who has the powers of changing her skin color and getting fucked by Leonardo the Ninja Turtle.]]
[[Image:Lulzturtlepower.png|thumb|This is what KawaiiKittee88 sees when she watches TMNT]]

[http://kawaiikittee88.deviantart.com KawaiiKittee88] is an [[Autistic]], who makes nothing but stupid avatars on [[DA]] and has an [[original character]] [http://kawaiikittee88.deviantart.com/art/Mighty-Tiger-54439211 [1]]. She also has this crazy idea of Leonardo, of [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] fame, making her original character, Mighty Tiger, [[Falcon Punch|teen pregnant]], but this is biologically impossible as Leonardo is a reptile and Mighty Tiger is [[Imaginary|not real]]. Realizing this, she can automatically teleport herself straight into her Autism wonderland where she doesn't have Autism, everyone is a [[furfag]], and the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] [[gangbang]] Mighty Tiger everyday.

==Artwork==
Being a [[weeaboo]], she, of course, draws every single one of her drawings [[Shit|anime]] style. Most of her pictures involve Pucca, [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]], the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles having [[sex]] with her [[original character]], Mighty Tiger, or some other [[animu]] shit. She has also created [[Over 9000|thousands]] [[DA]] avatars, that all fucking [[Lazy|look the same]]. She uses bright colors to hide the fact that all her art is [[shit]]. Of course, when she's not making [[Shit|avatars]], she is usually drawing [[Yaoi|sex scenes]] featuring the members of the TMNT.
[[Image:Letoardoninjaboy5fo.jpg|thumb|KawaiiKittee88's favorite [[ninja]] turtle]]

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Ashli_The_Mighty_Tiger_by_KawaiiKittee88.gif|KawaiiKittee88's [[original character]]
Image:Mighty_Tiger_black.JPG|Holy fuck! She can change her skin [[Black|color]]. Well, that's one way to avoid the [[police]].
Image:Ralph_Leo_Yaoi.png|An example of her TMNT [[yaoi]] fetish
Image:Donnie_and_Raphie_TMNT_Yaoi_by_KawaiiKittee88.gif|A trace...
Image:Kawaiikittee88lovelesstrace.jpg|...is fine too.
Image:Leo_and_Ashli_Looking_by_KawaiiKittee88.jpg|You gon git raped
Image:Attempted_turtle_goatse.JPG|>An attempted [[goatse]]
Image:Turtle_came.JPG|[[I Came]]
Image:Which_gender.JPG|Which one is the [[Bitch|girl]] and which one is the [[Fag|guy]]?
Image:Custom_South_Park_Me_by_KawaiiKittee88.JPG|Apparently, in [[South Park]], she's a [[whore]].
Image:True_Quality.jpg|The shit excuse for a requested [[Meatspin|artwork]]
</gallery>

==The DeviantARTlet discovers ED! Oh Noes!==

In the [[Gay|mystical]] land of DeviantART, KawaiiKittee88 is treated like a fucking [[Whore|god]]. She has a legion of asshat followers, the size of which rivals that of [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s.

She was practically unnoticed until she decided to take a trip over to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|fuck]] with some [[lulzy]] articles. Doing so enraged [[Anonymous]], so he decided to stop by her ED account and [[troll]] the fuck out of her.

Once he had trolled her enough, she did what all little tartlets do - bitched about it in her journal and like flies to [[shit]], her asslickers immediately jumped to her defense and told her things like:
[[Image:Fraudmaybe.JPG|thumb|[[No|Does KawaiiKittee88 really have Autism]]?]]
[[Image:Butthurt_lying_bitch.jpg|thumb|She blocked [[User:Sketch Pad|me]] and hid my comment because I laugh at An Heros. omg so sad gais why ;_;]]

*"just ignore them/him"
*"[[Internet tough guy|if i knew where this guy lived, i'd go to his house and go all like michle myers on *halloween day]]"
*"[[Lie|your not stupid and your artwork is cool]]"
*"Thouse buch of @$$wipes can go to hell for all i care! That's just like rasistem!!!"
*"[[Unrealistic expectations|I feel like finding this guy and whooping his ass]]".

The rest of the comments can be found [http://kawaiikittee88.deviantart.com/journal/15725762/#comments here].

===GAIS, SHE IS THREW!!===
[[Image:Madmime.jpg|thumb|One of KawaiiKittee88's friends vows revenge against ED]]
{{quote|Hi everyone. For the past 2 days, a friend of mine from [[DA]] was being harassed by 2 guys who were eventually banned from this site. Just because she had been drawing [[Yiff|furry drawings]], doesn't mean that people should say "Furfag Yiff in Hell" so many times. And also, the same friend happens to have a [[Autism|disability]], doesn't mean that one person should say, "[[Fact|The disabled screw up the world]]".

I never told anyone here on DA before because I didn't want anyone to know much about my life. But, I am disabled, but still act normal like any other person. I was born with Autism. [[No|I'm very intelligent]] and I have been in early intervention when I was [[Loli|little]]. I'm not severely Autistic or anything, I'm just at a spectrum were I'm actually like any normal day person. [[Lie|With alot of talent]].

Now, let me continue. Some of you may heard of this so-called website "Encyclopedia Dramatica" (ED), right? Well, that's where these 2 banned members came from. I tried to do some investigating on the [[Tubes|web]] and I found out that they like to say awful stuff about other people from DA and other places. The site was like [[Wikipedia]], and they had information about DA, but in the wrong way, mocking it. Also, saying nasty things about each member of DA.

I strongly wanted to edit and delete pages of Deviants that were said hurtful and rude about them. I wasn't able to not as a member, so I had no choice but to sign up to that website. I was able to delete one entire page of what they said about [[Furfag|pikichu]] and a recently [[Knuffy|banned deviant]]. Making it successful, until then, it was all suddenly posted back on! And then I got [[BANNED]] from editing. Making it a '[[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Blanking Process]]'. I was trying to stop these guys, but I guess [[Fail|I couldn't]].

Then I got an awful email on Yahoo! from this jerkwad from ED with the username of Anonymous saying to me:

(Warning this conversation with this person contains mature content)

Anonymous: Nice try fuckfag. You probably didn't kno this but, Vandalism is Pointless. It's too bad I don't know your DevianTART account, bcuz you would so get raeped right now.

Me: Yeah? I hope someday you'll reget for what you said to all the [[Gay|innocent]] members of DA, you worthless [[Nazi]]. [[Godwin's Law|That website has Adolf Hiltler written all over it! Bow to your fuerer! Hiel to him!]] I don't even give a FUCK what you say about me from Deviantart on that piece of shit site of your's!! By the way, have a nice fucktarded life.

I betcha it's really fun talking about other people's lives that you don't even know what their lives really are outside of DA! The real TRUTH! Someday when you get older, you'll finally realize all the wrongs you have done, [[Lol wut|and then one day you'll commit a massive suicide or never forgive yourself or do heavy sets of illegal drugs or alcoholism.]]

[[No|Get my point]]?

Don't you ever....EVER email here EVER again!

I'm threw with you and I'm threw with this SHIT!

Anonymous: *cracks knuckles* god, that felt good.

Alrighty now, 3 points:

1. You're right, it is fun.

2. NO U

3. Now that i do know your DevianTART account, you just wait, your time isa coming, ya RETARD!!1oneoneone!
This is for u, cuntface!! njoy!

PENIS **

(*EDIT* The word "penis" was repeatedly said [[At least 100|over and over]])

And this is what happened. I tried to be [[An hero|a hero]]. But, I still succeeded 'cause that guy will be getting a taste of his own medicine. And by the way, they said a few nasty things about me on ED of you want to take a look: [[Pikichu|link]]

Or Better yet, this is what they actually said:

KawaiiKittee88 on DevianTART (Tart...?? -_-)

An Autistic, who makes nothing but stupid avatars on DA, she also has original character. She also has this crazy idea of Leonardo, of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame, making her original character, Mighty Tiger, teen pregnant, but this is biologically impossible as Leonardo is a reptile and Might Tiger is not real, but of course since she has realized this, she can automatically teleport herself straight into her Autism wonderland, where she doesn't have Autism, everyone is a furfag and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gangbang Mighty Tiger everyday.

That there is not me!! The real me is what you see! I wish that website was BANNED from the Internet so that they can leave us the HELL alone!

Actually, I'm thinking of making that my [[Christmas|Xmas]] wish! lol XD|[[TL;DR]]}}

==Living with Autism==
[[Image:Donvito.gif|thumb|How KawaiiKittee88 gets to her Autism world]]
[[Image:Kitteebetrouble.png|thumb|[[Bullshit|"All furry characters should be treated as well as humans should be; even if they aren't real."]] Also, there will be TROUBLE.]]

As KawaiiKittee88 has previously stated, she has [[Autism]]. This disorder causes her to walk straight into walls without her even noticing. It has also given her the power to teleport herself to her very own [[Hell|wonderland]] any time she gets [[Emo|depressed]], talks, reads a book, or does anything else that involves thinking. She takes [[Over 9000|many]] pills to counteract these bouts of Autism; [[Scientology|she fails to realize that drugs are not always the cure]]. The only known cure for Autism is a good smack in the back of the head and being told to pay attention; this also works on [[ADD]].

Since KawaiiKittee88 has [[Retard|Autism]], she wishes to be [[Unrealistic expectations|treated equally]], but when she is treated equally, in the sense of being made fun of as any other person would be, she wants to be [[Hypocrite|treated as special]] and not be picked on because she has Autism, or that her artwork [[suck]]s, or that she's a [[bitch]].

==[[Fag|Knights]] in Shining Armor==

[[Image:Bringit.JPG|it was never brought]]

===NewNatenobate===

While KawaiiKittee88 was crying in the corner after being [[troll]]ed, it seems that a certain [[Fag|tartlet]] decided to step out of the shadows and defend her; too bad it [[failed]], and that certain TARTlet's name is [http://newnatenobate.deviantart.com NewNatenobate]. Once he had discovered the trolling that Anonymous had given her, he vowed everlasting revenge against him. It started with this comment:

NewNatenobate- "i feel like finding this guy and [[Fuck|wooping]] his [[ass]]!"

Which led Anonymous to reply with:

Anonymous- "bring it [[bitch]]"

Sadly, nothing was brought, until NewNatenobate decided to send a note to Anonymous's newest DeviantART account, in which he repeated himself over and over again.
[[Image:NNobNote.JPG|thumb|NewNatenobate likes to repeat himself]]

====NewNatenobate's Journal====

It now seems that this [[faggot]] has been trolled to the point where he has now created a journal, where he tells the world that he has received [[butthurt]] and has some choice words for us "Trolls"
[[Image:DA_ID_by_NewNatenobate.jpg|thumb|NewNatenobate, the Pimple-Faced Knight]]

I have become [[Spam]]med, [[Flame]]d and [[Troll]]ed the past few days. I will not Tolerate such behavior. Here's from me to all you trolls out there.

*1 [[NO U|Get a life]]
*2 [[What|Find something better to do instead of making other people lives online miserable]].
*3 Leave us alone
*4 Drop your drug and alcohol addiction
*5 [[Rehab]]
*6 Get Neutered so no more of you can be born (That is if you can even get laid)
*7 [[Bum|Get a job]]
*8 Move out of your mothers basement
*9 Get an Apartment
*10 I think you have control from here.

Just don't use a computer ever again

Does this sound like the life of a troll to you? I can do it to. Say what you want about me but stay away from my friends You trolls have close to zero knowledge of a damn thing you say. Or do you have close to a [[Divide by zero|zero intelligence level]]? Get off dA! The world already has [[George Bush]] and Kim Jong Ill. We don't need you trolls to add to it. People use the internet to escape the problems of the everyday so stop giving us problems for our [[Masturbation|relaxation]] time. If I want to hear from an [[Goatse|Ass hole]] I would break wind.
[[Image:Disabiwities.JPG|thumb|NewNatenobate has many disabiwities]]

I do believe I have made my point. . . . . . For now.

===EddBoy===

It seems that The No.1 DevianTART Vigilante is also getting involved in the drama, probably because he hasn't been made fun of in a while or [[You|people]] haven't been paying enough attention to him. So then, it's only a matter of time before he starts to bitch about Freedom of Speech, e-law, or some other [[gay]] shit in his [[Shit nobody cares about|journal]].

==See Also==
*[[Hotard]]
*[[Bitch]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Ruining The Internet]]
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]]

==External Links==
*[http://KawaiiKittee88.deviantart.com KawaiiKittee88 on DevianTART] pay the bitch a visit
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=kittee8 KawaiiKittee88 on Youtube]

{{Furfaggotry}}
{{Aspies}}
{{DA}}
[[Category:People]]

The Fake Internet

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[[File:OPHN.png|thumb|Avoid these scam sites if you want to be free from the GRIDS.]]
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|200px|thumb|right|If they are not a baby boomer, this is what the typical male internet user looks like.]]

'''The Fake Internet''' also known as '''The Boomer Web''', '''The Kiked Internet''' or '''The Normiesphere''' consists of the most mainstream websites that you can think of, Facebook, Twitter, etc.

So what do fake websites consist of? Pandering to faggots, encouraging people to have mental illnesses, and being safe spaces that hate lulz and the first amendment. These websites are typically followed by baby boomers who know nothing about the internet's culture or history outside of the normiesphere. These websites are typically ran by corporate [[jews]] that view their users as walking dollar signs ready to be exploited for vast amounts of wealth.

==Websites that are part of the Boomer Web==
*[[MSM|The Legacy Media]]
*[[CNN]]
*[[Google]]
*[[Gawker]]
*[[ResetERA]]
*[[IGN]]
*Metacritic
*[[8chan]]
*[[Gab.ai]]
*[[IMDB]]
*[[TheTopTens]]
*[[The Mary Sue]]
*[[RationalWiki]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[KnowYourMeme]]
*[[Facebook]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Snapchat]]
*[[Instagram]]

==Enablers of the Boomer Web==
*[[Jews]]
*[[Baby Boomers]]
*College Professors
*[[iPhone]] Users
*[[Apple|MacFags]]
*[[SJWs]]
*[[Soyboys]]
*[[Faggots]]
*[[College|Business Majors]]
*[[YouTube]] Censorship
*[[Degenerate]]s
*[[Your Mom]]

==Real Websites==
*[[ED|Us Folk at ED]]
*Any website that triggers kiked college professors
*Any website used by Anon.
*[[The Pirate Bay]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[7chan]]

{{language}}

Evil-unveiled.com/Robbie

2024-08-22T23:17:59Z

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{{evilunveiledinfoboxperson
|name=Robert Molloy
|age=56
|dob=Unknown
|race=White
|occupation=Former Teacher, now incarcerated
|location=Kentucky State Reformatory
|height=6'00"
|weight=250 lbs.
|eyecolor=Brown
|haircolor=Gray or Partially Gray
|organizations=[[BoyChat]], [[Free Spirits Coalition]]
|individuals=
|websites=
|synopsis=After meeting a young boy on [[BoyChat]] and luring him to Kentucky to live with him, Molloy murdered the boy in a jealous rage when he learned that the boy wanted to return home to Florida.
}}

[[Image:Molloy2.jpg|thumb|Robert Molloy, pedophile and murderer]]
[[Image:Molloy.jpg|thumb|Robert Molloy, pedophile and murderer]]
[[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|Robert Molloy's sigpic on BoyChat]]
[[Image:Robbie8.jpg|thumb|Robert Molloy's sigpic on BoyChat]]

'''Robbie''', aka Robert Molloy, is not only a pedophile, he is a cold-blooded murderer.

A leader in the online pedophile community, Molloy served as treasurer of the [[Free Spirits Coalition]] in 1998, and as the webmaster for [[Boychat]] from September 1999 to October 1999.

During his time at [[BoyChat]], he met a teenaged boy who was known online as "Little Alfredo". The two formed a relationship and Molloy lured him away from his home in Florida to come live with him in Kentucky. By the end of October 1999, Molloy murdered "Little Alfredo", whose real name was Toby Antone. It was believed that Toby had wanted to return home, but Molloy would never give him that chance. Molloy was sentenced to 30 years in prison.

In an effort to cover up the fact that Molloy was a member and leader of the [[Boychat]] community, the staff of the site has removed his posts from the message boards. However, he is still listed on [[BoyWiki]] as a [[Boychat]] poster and webmaster.

==Quotes==
While a member at [[BoyChat]], Molloy lied to everyone about his true occupation. Although he was really a teacher at Jefferson Community College in Louisvilly, KY, he told everyone he was in the medical field. The following quote is an obvious attempt to keep up with his ongoing lie, however given the fact the he did end up taking the life of a boy, the quote is quite ominous:

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To help it all make sense, you...have taken the right steps. Josh's downfall, and his sisters' death, can take some semblance of "meaningfulness" if it encourages you to intervene on behalf of other boys.

I have watched boys die - and as each draws his last breath, I whisper to him a promise - that I will remember him, and cherish every boy I meet - and save those that I can. And I will do it in the names of those who are gone.
</div>

On watching boys at the amusement park, a favorite pasttime for many pedophiles:

<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; padding:10px; float:center; margin:5px auto; font-size:100%; background:#def; color:#000; width:100em; max-width:50%;">
Well, we must have been thinking alike this weekend - I spent the day at King's Island, too. And you're right - it was LOADED with pretty boys. I know that "look" and "smile" you talk about - sharing the "inner boy" I call it - and I love it. Amusement parks are the GREATEST place for you photo buffs too - you catch the boys at their most excited and uninhibited, and can capture expressions available no other place.
</div>

==Our Investigation==
The information we discovered which led us to connect the screen name "Robbie" to the real name of Robert Molloy was found by researching [[BoyChat]] and media which covered the story of the murder of Toby Antone, despite attempts of [[BoyChat]] staff to cover up the fact that Molloy was indeed a part of the staff of the site.

==Online Accounts==
*E-Mail: robbie12@goplay.com

==Affiliations==
*[[BoyChat]]
*[[Free Spirits Coalition]]

==Last Known Address==
Incarcerated at Eastern KY Correctional Complex - Update: 04/12/2008 - moved to Kentucky State Reformatory

==Additional Quotes==
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If we can present ourselves as human to people who think otherwise - and if they can find it in their heart to accept us as such (which I feel MH has), then we have accomplished a lot.
</div>

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Simple Mendelian genetics would predict that an "inbred" cross only becomes detrimental if there are "lethal recessives" in the line - and even then, only after several generations of inbreeding.

Hell, we do it with cats, dogs, farm animals, plants, etc. - and those species seem to be doing fine.
</div>

<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; padding:10px; float:center; margin:5px auto; font-size:100%; background:#def; color:#000; width:100em; max-width:50%;">
Sounds like I would have remembered you - but I took 8 rolls of film, so I may have caught you in line (a project I am working on - images of people in line - weird, huh?). I will look for you!!

Isn't the world people make for themselves and with others while they are standing in line an interesting thing? I think it is - I hope it is publishible, too. Some of my crazier shots have been bought - maybe this will be my "coffee-table book" LOL

PS - I DEFINATELY would like sitting next to you on a coaster to see this "roller-erotic" thing you say happens!!
</div>

==Additional Information==
Media Coverage of the Murder:

*[http://www.wlky.com/news/776636/detail.html WLKY News]

Other Online Posts:

*[http://www.network54.com/Forum/51390/message/1035674861/About_the_Robbie-Toby_murder_debacle "About the Robbie-Toby murder debacle"]
*[http://www.network54.com/Forum/51390/message/950631943/How_Pedo-Paranoia_Killed_Toby "How Pedo-Paranoia Killed Toby"] by child rapist [[Sparks]]

==Contact Us==
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Far Cry

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'''Far Cry''' is a series of sandbox FPS games with nothing in common. The series is fast becoming the [[Final Fantasy]] of FPS games. Every game contains a hot airhead who fawns over your virile masculinity.

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==Far Cry 1==

Crytek's original design called for aliens coming to earth and resurrecting Dinosaurs in order to take over the earth. This was totally radical, and very, very German. Unfortunately, focus testing showed non-German audiences, the non-Aryan scum that they are, were unable to comprehend the radical dynamics. So a plot about a crazy white Democrat senator turning everyone into screaming monkey monsters with claws was substituted. The game has an active modding community, most of whom are Russian.

==How to make a popular Far Cry mod==

*Steal textures from STALKER.
*Steal models from STALKER.
*Steal sound effects from STALKER.
*Throw them together in the Sandbox editor.
*[[????]]
*[[PROFIT!]]

==Memes and Tropes==

'''Hawaiian shirts''' - Far Cry tried to make them cool, just like Grand Theft Auto: Vice City before it. It failed miserably. But Jack is smart - he wears a bulletproof vest over his blazing multicoloured stealth shirt.

'''Why are there aliens in my Goldeneye?''' - Long ago, in 2000, Rareware discovered some of their fanbase objected to science fiction elements appearing halfway through an otherwise dull and ordinary videogame. However, Crytek, biting down on some tender sausage, decided that this was a trope they would use again and again in the future. See [[Crysis]]. In Far Cry, fights against cunning human AI are replaced with fights against mutants of various shapes and sizes with instakill attacks and no headshot hit detection. Fun times. Oh, and they can't swim because Crytek never bothered to give them animations, so instead they die INSTANTLY upon contact with water.

==Far Cry - Console Lamer Edition==

Crytek left their baby in the pram for a few minutes while they went to buy some fags. When they returned, it had been stolen by Canadians and turned into a bastardised Xbox spinoff named Far Cry: Instincts, with dumbass boss battles, horrible bugs, but sweet-ass water effects. A PS2 version was planned, but [[Ubisoft]] were too lame to get the game running with 32MB of ram.

==Far Cry 2==

Far Cry in Africa, developed by Canadians, and has nothing to do with the original game. Even worse than Far Cry: Instincts. Has lots of meaningful choices, but you always become [[an hero]] at the end.

==Far Cry 3==

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The Canadians shat over the Pacific this time. This is the Terminator 3 of Far Cry games, the Alien: Resurrection of Far Cry games. Far Cry 3 was criticized by wanker game journalists for being racist, discriminating against homosexual rapists, and reinforcing the 'white messiah myth'. Because as we all know, no white person in real life has ever become a warrior fighting on behalf of people who are not white. This myth is perpetuated by totally fictional people like T. E. Lawrence. If it pisses off the liberal atheist clique that is games journalism, it must be awesome. It also got a spinoff called '''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon''' about dragons on their period and filled to the brim with pop culture references.

In reality, all you do in Far Cry 3 is kill the same 4 enemies, fight off animals, craft useless shit, take over viewpoints (like in [[Assassin's Creed]]) and that's about it. Good job wasting 60 bucks you prick.

Far Cry 3 teaches several important life lessons, such as:

# How to skin an endangered animal in order to turn it into a wallet for your blood money.
# All heroic people speak with a New Zealand accent. All pussies speak with an American accent. All backstabbers speak with an African accent. And all homosexual rapists speak with an Australian accent. Remember this well.
# A dingo and a dog, despite being pretty much the same animal, cannot be turned into the same kind of bag. For some reason.

==Far Cry 4==
This time, you're in the Himalayas in a country in the middle of a civil war. The antagonist is some middle aged faggot with a weird haircut. It turns out he's the good guy though, and he was going to help you lead the nation anyways. You can unlock this True ending, by standing around with your thumb up your ass for 15 minutes after he leaves the dinner table, where he returns and allows you to become the next leader or whatever.

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==Far Cry Primal==
Just a few years after 4 came out, they're out with another fucking game. This time, you play as a Cave man as you fight against giant mammoths, man-eating cats, etc.

==Far Cry 5==
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{{Main|Far Cry 5}}
Some time in [[2017]], a year of intense shitstorms, they waited until people were at peak autism and announced their latest project. Basically, you're in some rural [[Montana]] area where crazy fundamentalist christfags take over everything and murder everyone who doesn't conform to their twisted world view. So you have to kill the cultists and shit. What russled the jimmies was that in this game, instead of killing brown people, you have to take out white Christians. Obviously, the [[alt-right]] fags panties were tangled up like crazy because of this, as would any SJWs if the game' essence was inverted. Either way, expect another copy-paste of the already-outdated formula that is any [[ubisoft]] game ever.

As the game releases on March 2018, the SJW game journalists from [[Kotaku]], [[Polygon]], and [[The Guardian]] got butthurt over Far Cry 5 so bad that they try to tank the Metacritic score down because it wasn't the alt-right white male nazi killing simulator they thought it would hopefully be.{{archive|ynzDO|Ben <s>Kuchera</s> Kuckera of <s>Polygon</s> Polycucks wrote a negative review about Far Cry 5 and gave it a 6.5/10}}, though it's okay of Polygon to [[South Park|think of their dicks]] by giving SJW game [[Depression Quest]] a much higher score and a Top 500 Greatest Games list.

==Far Cry: New Dawn==
A "prequel" to Far cry 5. Set around 17 years after the nuclear apocalypse ending ([[Epic|Yes there is an ending where you basically ended the human civilization via nukes]]), The game stars [[You]] as some wannabe hero only referred as "The Security Captain" as you wonders through the strangely colorful wasteland that is Hope county.

Oh and Joseph is a good guy now (For some reason). and the antagonist of this glorified DLC are some [[DOUBLE NIGGER| Twin negresses]] who acts and look like [[Antifa]] members.

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==Far Cry 6==
You fight [[Breaking Bad|Gus Fring]] who now LARPs as a dictator on some shithole in the [[Haiti|Caribbeans]], Basically a Re-skinned version of Far Cry 4. Just go buy [[Just Cause|Just Cause 3]] instead.

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==Far Cry: The Movie==
When plans for a Far Cry movie adaption were announced, fans were understandably concerned, worried that the project would be given to a talentless hack with no respect for the subject matter and an obsession with Nazism and car chases. Fortunately, their fears were unfounded, because the project wasn't given to no talent hacks like [[English Scum|Christopher Nolan]] or [[Edgelord|Zack snyder]] or [[Michael Bay]] it was in fact, given to critically acclaimed cinematic auteur [[Uwe Boll]]. The film is regarded as one of the '''best films ever''', and possibly even better than Boll's Bloodrayne III.

==See Also==
*[[Just Cause]] - Same generic openworld action shit but with somewhat better physics to fuck with, [[Michael Bay]] Styled explosions and in third person view instead of being an FPS, also more Bugs.
*[[Tomb Raider]]
*[[Oblivion]]
*[[Uncharted]]

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Lorac Black

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[[Image:Arpit.jpg|thumb|Professional modeling pictures from Lorac.]]
[[Image:Isa_rattie1.jpg|thumb|An evil [[rat]] planning to sneeze on a baby and give it tuberculosis.]]
[[Image:Twofuries.jpg|thumb|Lorac Black uses her crudely drawn furries to represent herself as a furry and fight back the animal rights terrorists (and the voices)]]
{{lj|lorac_black}} is a [[LiveJournal]] user who believes herself to be an [[elf|elven]] [[otherkin]].

==Fun times in the magical forest==
Lorac is married to a man who believes that he is a [[Unicorn Orgy|unicorn]], though he may be a figment of her imagination, since they share the same exact writing style and spelling errors. At age 26, Lorac is [[obsessed]] with My Little Ponies and horses, which may explain her desire to have a man and a horse all rolled into one husband.

She also types in what one can only assume is supposed to be nasal elfspeak, and is fond of using an annoying emphatic "OWW" instead of just saying "oh" like a normal person who isn't trying to be [[special]] would. In fact, she is such a hardcore elf [[otherkin]] that she believes that she has a [[Arborphilia|special relationship with trees]] and can speak to them. One post on her {{ljcomm|elves}} shows her [http://www.livejournal.com/community/elves/117394.html?replyto=489618 doing exactly this].

==Skin deep==
She is a proponent of [[Adolf Hitler|eugenics]] and has been quoted as saying that "ugly people are ugly because nature does not want them to breed." She believes that she is a fashion model, overwhelmingly beautiful and [[intelligent]], and has many [[Quizilla]] test results archived that prove her right, in case you are foolish enough to not believe her. She has said in one memorable argument that she was once offered top dollar for her egg cells.

In [[reality|IRL]], she has modeled at department-store shows, the most common venue for a person with decent but not outstanding looks. According to her own online resume and a five-second [[Google]] search, she worked with an internet fly-by-night modeling agency that took everyone's money, promised to make them big stars, and promptly went out of business.

She has a personal site with many vomit-inducing articles in which she talks in third person about herself, extolling her virtues as a model, artist, cook, and web designer, all illustrated by art that is worse than anything on [[VCL]] and snapshots that look like scans of old Polaroids from 1984.

==Animal rights==
Lorac is opposed to animal rights, to such an extent that it's the only thing she talks about besides herself. Opposing the idiots at [[PETA]] is one thing, but Lorac is convinced that anyone who thinks being nice to animals is generally a good idea is part of some shadowy terrorist organization out to enshrine rhesus monkeys as the kings of mankind.

She feels so strongly about this, in fact, that she created an entire persona to articulate her views. It seems she has a "sister" who works at Johns Hopkins, studying tuberculosis in lab rats, but Lorac got a little overconfident about her ability to fool people and asserted that "[[rat|Rats]] are ideal for tuberculosis study because they can't sneeze and therefore can't spread it."

Actually, rats ''are'' able to sneeze (it's vomiting they can't do), and the good people over in {{ljcomm|rattieowners}}, having had sneezing rats before, trolled the bejesus out of her until she threw a fit and got her "sister" to take time out of her day of research to write her an email verifying her own claims. The [[lulz]] were many for the few watching.

She has claimed more than a few times that animal rights organizations present a greater threat to [[Americans]] than [[Islamic]] [[terrorists]], and that our government should get its priorities straight. She has written letters to her congressman about this (he hasn't responded yet). She blames [[liberal guilt]] as the driving force behind every bad thing that occurs in America, with "[[liberal]]" meaning anyone who doesn't love the [[Iraq]] [[War]], [[racism|racial profiling]], or art that is incompetent even by [[furry]] standards. Unsurprisingly, she says that she has a million trolls who bother her about her views, but we will never be able to view the posts because all of her journals only allow friends to post.

Lorac loves fur and does not view it as wasteful killing. She is a fan of seal clubbing, and has said before that there is nothing wrong with killing [[cat|cats]] for fur even though she keeps a sappy pet LJ for her own cat. She maintains a community for promoting positive attitudes towards women who are so [[ana|emaciated]] that they look like they have some sort of internal worm problem, yet at the same time picks on the president of PETA for being skinny. There has been no press release addressing whether or not Ingrid Newkirk cares about what the Elves of Puppy-Kicking Island think of her.

==Lawsuit!==
Lorac Black plans to lawsuit the hell out of this article:
{{quote|Thanks, I read their disclaimer, and now I have a way to subpoena your actual home address and name, and to press charges against you. Ow, not to mention blatant violation of copyright laws in regards to a registered Limited Liability Corperation.|Two years later, and no lawsuit... funny, that.}}

== External links ==
Communities she is active in/maintains:
*{{ljcomm|elves}}
*{{ljcomm|wildfashion}}
*{{ljcomm|veryantipeta}}
*[http://www.twep.net Her website]

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Boxing

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[[File:Boxing Punchingbag.jpg|thumb|Typical Boxing match.]]'''Boxing''' is the pussy version of [[MMA]], where you are only allowed to use your hands, and only after covering them in several layers of pillow stuffing.

Boxing further differentiates itself from MMA by being the most corrupt sport in the history of mankind. Tampering with gloves, tampering with judges, tampering with referees, and tampering with [[your mom]] are all commonplace. In fact, if a match concludes without one fighter having fouled the other to hell and back, each spectator is given a full refund along with a pair of shitty [[China|Everlast]] gloves that he can beat his wife and kids with.

==History==
Boxing was invented in [[Bayeux Tapestry|1066]] when the [[France|French]] [[Rape|invaded England]]. The English, being proper gentlemen, wanted to suck the schlongs of their conquerors; unfortunately for them, most of the Frenchmen were too busy sucking each other's cocks already, so the English had to fight amongst themselves for the few available dicks.

What followed were close to a thousand years of very manly men [[Masturbation|beating]] the shit out of each other with their bare hands. Eventually, as always, some faggot decided to completely ruin the sport by adding a bunch of bullshit rules:

*No kicking
*No grappling
*No biting
*No eye-gouging
*No groin strikes
*No heterosexuals
*[[Aaron Swartz|No breathing]]

Additionally, all fighters were now required to wear leather hand-condoms so that they wouldn't get AIDS while fisting each other inside of the ring. As time went on, the gloves became more and more padded and the fighters started slapping each other with their shit-covered gloves as a joke. Thus, modern boxing was born.

Boxing's popularity soared during the 60s and 70s thanks to the media constantly showcasing how [[niggers]] could beat the [[redneck|white man]]. Once white people started taking boxing seriously and started winning, the media immediately stopped showing it and started complaining that the sport had become weak and devoid of talent. Expect that to reverse once another [[Obama|Great Black Hope]] shows up.

==Famous Has-beens==
===Muhummad Ali===
Born Cassius Clay, he converted to [[Islam]] and changed his name. Aliaboos regard him as the best boxer of all time, even though his record clearly shows that he wasn't. He also pussied out of [[Vietnam|the draft]] and claimed to be a conscientious objector despite being a boxer and belonging to the religion of suicide bombers; this action led to him becoming a part of the 100% of young black men who end up in prison for nigging. Eventually, he ended up getting Parkinson's disease from getting his ass kicked so much.

===George Foreman===
George Foreman wasn't a boxer as much as he was a giga-nigga; Instead of looking for a weakness, swarming, tricking, or wearing down his opponent, his style consisted of simply punching the poor SOB so hard that he would fly into next week. While in his prime, his right cross was used as a form of execution: disappointed promoters would bring their failed attempts at rasing the next champions and have Foreman use them as punching bags.

After retiring from boxing for the millionth time, Foreman settled down and became the smiling, cuddly grill salesman who we're all familiar with.

===Sugar Ray Robinson===
Easily the ACTUAL best boxer of all time, but [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody remembers him]].

===Mike Tyson===
Famous enough to have his own article. Bite the ear to read it.
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===Manny Pacquiao===
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===Adrien Broner===
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==Female Boxing==
Is a joke.
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==Videos==
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==People who Disapprove of Boxing==
*Doctors
*Leftists
*[[Feminists]]
*Soccer Moms
*MMA fags
*Mike Tyson (no, [http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/mike-tyson-s-advice-to-aspiring-boxers---go-to-mma-213833350.html seriously])

==See Also==
*[[KSI vs Logan Paul‎]]
*[[Mike Tyson]]
*[[Wrestling]]
 
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Jimbo Wales

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[[File:Jimmy Wales by Pricasso (cropped).jpg|thumb|[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AJimbo_Wales&diff=560023113&oldid=560021576 Jimbo is offended]. [http://vimeo.com/97724216 Don't forget to see how this marvel was created].]]
[[File:JimboWalesScanners.gif|thumb|Jimbo's reaction to genuine thoughtfulness.]]
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[[File:JimWales_narcissist.jpg|thumb|[[Wikipedia|TOW]] gets something right for a change]]
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[[Image:Jimbos true colors.PNG|thumb|Jimbo Wales: Neutral POV until you criticize his wiki.]]
[[File:Thanks-for-donating.jpg|thumb|This is where your donation money [[Drugs|goes]]]]
{{eduser|Jimmywales}}
'''Jimbo Wales''' (AKA "Sole Flounder") is an [[old]] long-time operator of [[pr0n]] sites, a notorious con artist, child molester and the [[ghey]] founder of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]]. Always humble, Wales claims that he makes the [[Internets]] "not suck." Jimbo Wales is also the [[Queening|god-king]] of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], which rules over such projects as [[Wikipedia]], Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki and Nupedia—all in [[Esperanto]]! From the name Jimbo Wales, "Jimbo" has become the common term in [[Ebonics|urban language]] for an old, dirty, and broken condom that has been used by multiple participants in a gay three-way orgy with two dead Jews.

In December 2012 he was accused by [http://www.wnd.com/2012/12/heres-your-correction-wikipedia-founder/ WND.com] of attempting to cover up his history of pornography trafficking, and using the profits to found [[TOW|some wiki]].

{{quote|Help me buy a mansion for my mansion|Jimbo Wales, being unusually generous|color=#FF00CC}}
{{Quote|I would view [[Encyclopædia Britannica]] as a competitor, except that I think they will be crushed out of existence within 5 years.|Jimbo Wales, July 28, 2004|color=#FF00CC}}
{{Quote2|I need one of those [[Bel-Air|limousines]], because I am like a rockstar too.|Jimbo Wales|[http://archive.is/Q6gl2 partying with Bono.]|color=#FF00CC}}
[[Image:Jimbogoesswimming.jpg|thumb|right|Jimbo at the beach.]]
[[Image:Heil Jimbo.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Shameless self-promotion]]?]]
[[Image:Babyjimbo.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Baby]] Portrait of Jimmy]]

==Osama's Friend==
[[Image:Jimmycreepsmeoff.jpg|thumb|200px|Jimbo is normally Jew off you by looking fuckin' [[creepy]].]]
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[[Image:Jimbo_Troll_Killer.jpg|thumb|Gifted Jimmy challenges all trolls.]]
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{{quote|I will never apologize.|'''Jimbo Wales'''|color=#FF00CC}}
[[Image:Jimboexploitable.png|thumb|200px|[[Oh Exploitable]]!]]
'''Jimbo Wales'''' newest project, the Wikiverse, is a free online open-source [[real world|reality]] simulator. People are invited to experience what life would be like with no opinions of your own.[[[Citation needed]]]
'''Jimbo Wales''' is so devoted to the insane rantings of [[Ayn Rand|a shitty hack political novelist]] that '''Jimbo Wales''' says '''Jimbo Wales''' is even worse than '''Jimbo Wales'''' good old buddy Osama. When someone [[wikipedia:User_talk:Jimbo_Wales/Archive_12#Altruism|asked him]] why he thought [[Randroid|altruism was a bad thing]], a [[Everyking|peon]] took the liberty of responding, only to be threatened with a ban.

{{Quote2|Jimbo doesn't seem to like to talk about this, I guess because it makes him look bad. Honestly, I don't blame him; [[Osama bin Laden]] has got the moral high ground over him on this issue. And to run a project like Wikipedia while rejecting altruism is amazingly incongruous. I'd like to hear Jimbo [[Flame war|discuss it at some length]].|[[Everyking]]|while not busy writing an [[Ashlee Simpson]] [[fanfic]].|color=#ff00cc}}

{{Quote|Everyking, if you wonder why you are always on the borderline of being banned...If that makes me worse than Osama bin Laden, then so be it. [[LOL]]|'''Jimbo Wales''' at the link above|color=#FF00CC}}

{{Quote| The world? I own the motherfucking world!|'''Mr Wales after launching into a racist rant about Mexicans'''|color=#ff00cc}}

{{Squote|I see there are a lot of brownnosers here. Jimbo Wales wrote "Everyking, if you wonder why you are always on the borderline of being banned, you might want to consider what sort of discourtesy it is to not only draw a comparison between someone and Osama bin Laden, but to actually draw the comparison in a way that gives Osama the thumbs up and me the thumbs down." These are the appeal to force and appeal to repetition fallacies. Threatening a user with a ban for expressing his opinion isn’t very sportsmanlike. Libertarians are supposed to be in favor of free speech even for opinions that are not politically correct. As long as a person uses reason to argue his point he shouldn’t be censored. Someone with encyclopedic knowledge odd to know that a thing can’t be too absurd to be believed. For example it sounds implausible that Stalin killed many more people than Hitler, but it is a fact. Less dramatic doesn't mean better. If we were to make a survey on how many people's lives are destroyed by spending time editing Wikipedia for free when they could be doing paid work we might discover that their number is much greater than the number of people who died on 9/11. Secondly Osama bin Laden hasn’t been convicted. He is officially a suspect. You are aware are you not that in Democracies you are innocent until proven guilty. Thirdly Everyking was only comparing you to bin Laden in one dimension, straightforwardness vs. hypocrisy. He thinks bin Laden is more straightforward than you. There is no contradiction between bin Laden possibly being a worse person overall and being better in a particular respect. I am somewhat disappointed that you are simply bullying him, instead of addressing his arguments in a levelheaded way. … I confess that I benefited a lot from Wikipedia. I also benefited a lot from the subways and railroads that Stalin built by utilizing Former Soviet Union’s huge pool of slave labor when I used to live there. There is no question about the usefulness of Wikipedia. The question is, do the ends justify the means? Is it ethical to rely on millions of contributors to work for free to build this project? It’s all good and well that charity doesn’t equal altruism, but would a self reliant Gentleman rely on charity of so many people to such an extent to build his projects? The majority of contributors are not millionaires with a lot of surplus time. The majority of contributors are poor students who need to be looking for work instead of being sucked into flame wars with sadistic editors who take pleasure in defacing their work on discussion pages which Wikipedia is notorious for. Wikipedia is a virtual model of an Anarcho Communist society, a society I wouldn’t want to live in. Benevolence doesn’t conflict with self interest as you stated. Good people would only work better if they were compensated for their work. As successful as Wikipedia supposedly is, I say, if you relied on self interest and not only on benevolence you would get much better results. History shows that benevolence alone is insufficient or Communist countries would have been as prosperous as Capitalist ones. In football parlance, crossing the finish line becomes a bore if you don’t get credit when you score. Wikipedia is possibly the biggest scam in history. People join hoping they can add a personal touch, than all individuality is erased from their contributions. Fun! And according to the so called natural law deception is equivalent to force. So Everyking may indeed have a case here when unfavorably comparing you to bin Laden. As an act of redemption you should be straightforward and make it clear to newbies that they are just contributing to a common heap and that their individuality will not be respected and furthermore that they may be sucked in into time consuming flame wars with mean editors, if you have the guts to do it. I also think these sites like Wikipedia and Orkut are designed to be addictive. … In conclusion I would like to say that I am not a Libertarian because typical Libertarians are inconsistent with their own philosophy, starting with Ayn Rand herself. If they were consistent, the natural law should be extrapolated to all living things, plants, animals and humans. But Libertarianism/Objectivism seem to be nothing but rhetorical ammunition for hypocritical people who want liberty only for themselves. They make up the bulk of the Libertarian party.|'''[http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/76.31.110.124 User:76.31.110.124]'''|color=#FF00CC}}

TL;DR version: Jimbo Wales is a hypocrite asking for donations while being a libertarian. Then again, a hypocritical libertarian is just redundant.

[[wikipedia:User_talk:Jimbo_Wales/Archive_26#Residence|After a period of bunking up with Osama]], '''Jimbo Wales''' is now moving his [[shit]] to [[Collyfornia]].

==Shitty Bands==
'''Jimbo Wales''' bears a creepy resemblance to Chris Martin of the shitty band Coldplay. He is also known to engage in [[hissy fit]]s on some of the Wikipedia talk-pages. '''Jimbo Wales''' also has a beautiful [[BME#ZOMG I got a new tattoo|anal piercing]] which he loves to show off at Wikimania.

It is [[common knowledge]] that '''Jimbo Wales''' is a self-loving faggot, who suffers from advanced megalomania. This can be clearly seen in [http://news.com.com/Open-sourcing+the+news/2008-1025_3-5515166.html/ this] article about "Wikinews", which is a fucking dodgy idea if ever there was one. It is believed that this megalomania stems from the almost constant molestation that '''Jimbo Wales''' suffered as [[WHEN I WAS|a young boy]]. The frequency with which '''Jimbo Wales''' suffered [[Buttsecks|sodomization]] led '''Jimbo Wales''' to believe that '''Jimbo Wales''' was special. This belief was further reinforced when '''Jimbo Wales''' first encountered teh [[goatse]], and realised the full stretchability of the anus of '''Jimbo Wales''': even [[moar]] than Kirk Johnson's.

[[Image:Fattysex.gif|frame|center|'''Jimbo Wales''' with the wife he's divorcing for [[Rachel Marsden]].]]

==Inspiration for Wikipedia==
[[Image:Jimbo's Challenge.jpg|thumb|left|The master's great body.]]
[[Image:Jimbo Wales at beach.jpg|thumb|left|Cartoonized Jimbo propaganda at Acapulco]]
[[Image:Ruins.jpg|thumb|left|250px|All wikis as {{CURRENTYEAR}}.]]
[[Image:Image017.gif|thumb|[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|All your POVs are belong to us]]]]
[[Image:Jimbo and friends.png|thumb|Wikimania [[Argentina|Buenos Aires]] 2009]]
[[Image:Jimboclown.jpg|thumb|Bomis' number one clown.]]
[[Image:PedoJimbo.png|thumb|Pedos in ''my'' encyclopedia? It's more likely than you think!]]

When '''Jimbo Wales''' (or Jewbo, or "Jimmy", as his own [[TOW]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales article] calls '''Jimbo Wales''' in a failed attempt to make '''Jimbo Wales''' cool and hip instead of the douchey and pissy troll that is '''Jimbo Wales''' [[IRL]]) was a boy, he lived with his [[this_is_warmth|grandmother]], who owned a lovely set [[Grammar Nazi|uv]] encyclopedias. '''Jimbo Wales''' delighted in drawing [[cock]]s all over the pages, but later regretted this; when '''Jimbo Wales'''' grandmother [[Stumbleupon|stumbled upon]] the vandalism, she slapped the [[Jesus|bejeezus]] out of '''Jimbo Wales''' and dragged '''Jimbo Wales''' to the local [[Catholic]] church to be [[in the ass|sodomized]]. "If only we can find a way to undo your vandalism!" she muttered as she watched the priest have his way with '''Jimbo Wales'''.

The incident moved '''Jimbo Wales''' greatly, inspiring '''Jimbo Wales''' when '''Jimbo Wales''' later decided to follow [[Ayn Rand|'''Jimbo Wales'''' cunt leader]] by moving from [[pr0n]] to getting other people to make an encyclopedia for '''Jimbo Wales'''' own [[profit]]!!1!?1. Remembering '''Jimbo Wales'''' joyous days of toilet training as an infant, '''Jimbo Wales''' wanted it to be easily vandalized yet efficient to clean up. '''Jimbo Wales''' lured vandals into '''Jimbo Wales'''' encyclopedia by allowing [[anonymous pussy|anonymous]] editing, and appointed other [[anonymous pussy|anonymous]] to clean up the vandalism so it never got boring for the [[vandal]]s. Finally, [[anonymous pussy|anonymous]] declared himself "High Priest of Wikipedia", and made the final step in the [[internet tough guy|vandal punishment process]]: "Sodomy by Jimbo", ensuring that '''Jimbo Wales''', like [[Ayn Rand|'''Jimbo Wales'''' inspiration]], would have a [[plethora]] of boys to [http://sonicgivesadviceonrape.ytmnsfw.com/ anally rape.]

'''Jimbo Wales''' gets all of his minions together every year for a convention called [[Wikimania]]. The purposes of the convention are to endorse [[pedophilia]] and force the administrators to join [[NAMBLA]].

===Founding of Wikipedia===
[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&diff=29882276&oldid=29772366 '''Jimbo Wales''' is also a HUGE fan of historical revisionism.] '''Jimbo Wales''' is currently attempting to erase the fact that the co-founder of Wikipedia, [[Larry Sanger]], had anything to do with its creation or that he even exists, and has already let people forget who was the actual founder of Wikipedia, [[Ben Kovitz]]. He can get away with this because Sanger and Kovitz are both Jewish, so nobody takes them seriously. He has edited his User Page on Wikipedia to change it from his being its co-founder to being its [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=128756308 sole founder]. Naturally, this kind of action is beneath someone as great (in '''Jimbo Wales'''' own mind) as King '''Jimbo Wales''', so '''Jimbo Wales''' holds secret, dark rituals in the Wikipedia Admin IRC channel after sacrificing newborn infants to '''Jimbo Wales'''' [[Ayn Rand|Dark Lord]]. During these heinous cabalist meetings, '''Jimbo Wales''' bids the minions of '''Jimbo Wales''' to do '''Jimbo Wales'''' dirty work, often whining about how '''Jimbo Wales''' "really wishes someone could help me with this". Naturally, his asslapping toadies are all happy to bend over and open wide, assisting '''Jimbo Wales''' to wipe the fetid presence of Larry out of Wikipedia altogether. [http://www.archive.fo/1SEZg]

Of course, '''Jimbo Wales''' is well aware of the intense criticism he faces as the [[Douchebag|supreme leader]] of his [[lie|cabal of vitally important editors and researchers]] on Wikipedia. As such, '''Jimbo Wales''' is now moving to ensure that his edits and bans are [[sock puppet|democratically vetted]] and that others will carry on the work when he is [[loli|otherwise occupied]]. Although easily found most times [[trolling]] Wikipedia like an arbitrarily epic [[Hitler|fucktard]], and claiming that he's only [[I did it for the lulz|doing it for the lulz]], it is a known [[fact]] that he only does it to compensate for a horrific run-in he had as a young man with a person of [[trap|indeterminate gender.]] Needless to say, he got [[pwnt]].

==Redefining [[Wikipedia:WP:COI|WP:COI]][[sex|tus]]==
[[Image:Larryflynt.jpg|thumb|<s>Jimbo Wales</s> Wrong pornographer]]
[[Image:Sweetsweetlove.jpg|thumb|Homewreckers lap up the WMF donations.]]
[[Image:Captain Jimbo.jpg|thumb|Is it really a surprise?]]
[[Image:RachelMarsden1.jpg|thumb|130px|It would be like fucking an ice statue.]]
[[Image:Jimmyjuice.jpg|thumb|145px|Mmmm...Jimmyjuice.]]

In 2006, '''Jimbo Wales''' decided to [[White Knight|lend his personal support]] to notorious [[stalker]] and [[Fox News]] "babe" (see the pig) [[Rachel Marsden]]'s struggle to remove facts from [[Wikipedia:Rachel Marsden|her Wikipedia article]]. This {{archive|QyfLA|naturally led}} to [[secks]]. In February 2008, '''Jimbo Wales''' was outed by gossip site Valleywag {{archive|gbAaW|as being in a steamy relationship with Ms. Marsden.}} After being fired by Fox, Rachel boasted that "I was on a date that night in Georgetown with someone exponentially more high-profile and infinitely more secure in his manhood than Greg Gutfeld." Who knew that it would it would be the Sole Flounder? Characteristically modest, Rachel described the encounter as "24 hours of marathon sex."

A stunned coworker remarked:
{{Quote2|There were a few things I decided to keep under wraps regarding Wikipedia and its leader, Jimbeau. However, it appears that ValleyWag got the scoop somehow. And of all the women I knew of, and of all the pictures I'd seen, I never once expected Rachel Marsden. Well, well, well ... More on this when I collect my thoughts.|Danny|[[Lilo|from his trailer]]|color=#FF00CC}}

In an awesome act of investigative journalism, the ''Valleywag'' recovered {{wayback|http://valleywag.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats|20130113234622|title=the logs}} of Jimbo and Rachel [[cyber]]ing complete with a desire to have "incredible sex" and buy a corporate [[Wikia]] jet to fuck in.

'''Jimbo Wales''' [[cum|blew his wad]] {{archive|wT9nM|so hard that he tried to move Wikipedia}} to [[Jew York]] instead of [[Collyfornia]] where it's going. '''Jimbo Wales''' {{archive|8jtY7|plans to move to NY himself}} so he can get [[moar]] on his [[Wikimedia Foundation]] and [[Wikia]] expense accounts. This has betrayed Bimbo's true vision of "Wikipedia" as his personal brothel.

===Can Lust Last through THIS?===
[[Image:J Wales lolwut.jpg|thumb|185px|left|Jimbo and his [[Faggot|kimono]] propaganding in Japan Tour]]
'''Jimbo Wales''' prolly won't be getting [[moar]] Rachel Marsden anyhoo. [[OMFG]], the irony!

{{Quote|Friends claim that Wales, worried Marsden would leak the chats, threatened her with blackmail charges over the transcripts, and talked about jail time and deportation back to Canada for her. That got her so upset she sent copies to one or more friends. They've landed in our inbox. Good job, Jimbo.|Valleywag writer|color=#FF00CC}}

On [[Last_Thursday|March 1st]], '''Jimbo Wales''' became the first person in history to {{archive|n6gpk|dump a girlfriend via Wikipedia}}, although Sgt. Snowpake had previously dumped a BOYfriend [[Nathanr]] on Wikipedia. Not even loving Rachel enough to text her the bad news, he [https://web.archive.org/web/20080303133202/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Jimbo_Wales/Statement%2C_March_1st%2C_2008 posted a message] on his [[talk page]]. Now that's cold! Since this is Rachel Marsden we're talking about here, brace yourselves for several weeks of stalking and related drama. After reading this prediction, Rachel, in ever-classy psychobitch style, retaliated by putting {{archive|RAUMh|Jimbo's smelly garments up for sale on eBay}}. Included in the sale is a [http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/jewishcuisine/82fe_1.jpg t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice]. [[WordBomb]] has [http://www.ianbell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wales-marsden-ebay-item290211080341.pdf bid for the precious genetic material containing shirt] in the hope of cloning Jimbo. To further her vengeance, Rachel leaked their [http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1026714/wackypedia-founder-gets-dumped goodbye email] as well.

{{Quote2|I only have one thing to say to you: You are the sleazebag I always suspected you were, and should have listened more carefully to my gut instincts -- and to my friends . No, in fact, you are much, much worse than I ever expected. You are an absolute creep, and it was a colossal mistake on my part to have gotten involved with you. Now, my suspicions about you have been proven dead-on. I never again want anything to do with you, and though I have every intention of putting all of this behind me ASAP (which will be VERY easy to do, given the disgusting reality), I am happy to tell anyone who happens to ask precisely what I think of you. There is nothing good left to say whatsoever. Goodbye Jimmy, and good riddance.|Rachel on her choice in men,}}

Marsden also {{archive|W0fTA|leaked an internet chat}} that revealed the truth about Jimbo's conflict of interest-laden attempt to help poor Rachel whitewash her article. This directly contradicts Jimbo's claim that he wasn't meddling with the Rachel Marsden article while fucking her.

{{Quote2|jimbo.wales: the truth is of course a much worse conflict of interest than that :) but that will do|Jimbo Wales admits he's knee-deep in shit,}}
{{Quote2|me: hahaha so you told them the half-truth. :p

jimbo.wales: depends on what the meaning of "is" is|Jimbo Wales channels [[Bill Clinton]]}}

===Sue Gardner===
{{archive|k79bN|Jimbo is reported to have been seen making out with Sue Gardner, the Executive Director of the Wikimedia Foundation before Wales hired her.}}

==[[Sell Out]]==
[[File:JimboWales_GOOGLE.jpg|link=|center]]
[[Image:Jeffwolf.jpg|thumb|Jmerkey, the only person who is possibly a bigger asshat then Jwales.]]
'''Jimbogate, or "OMFG, Jwales Betrays the Holy Ideals of Teh Interwebz"'''

Only days after the sordid details of the Marsden fiasco were unveiled for all the world to see, Jimbo was hit with yet another scandal. [[Richard Stallman|Jeffrey Vernon Merkey]], the notorious [[Internet lawyer]], [[self-diagnosed]] [[CSIII|computer genius]] and former [[Novell]] token fake Indian, brazenly announced that he paid Jimbo and the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] $5,000 to remove [[Truth|libel]] from his [[Wikipedia:Jeff V. Merkey|Wikipedia article]]. This "removal" involved censoring the [[fact]] that Jeff Merkey is a vexatious, sue-happy litigant who once tried to serve papers against a [http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SCOX Yahoo forum] that made fun of him and against 200 [[Anonymous|John Doe]]'s who laughed at his stupidity. In a typical display of [[unwarranted self-importance]], Jeff posted a [[TL;DR]] rant to the foundation [[mailing list]]:

{{Quote2|According to Merkey, in 2006, Wales agreed that in exchange for a
substantial donation and other financial support of the Wikimedia
Foundation projects, Wales would use his influence to make Merkey's
article adhere to Wikipedia's stated policies with regard to internet
libel "as a courtesy" and place Merkey under his "special protection"
as an editor. Merkey later withdrew his financial support of the
Wikipedia project after reviewing evidence of diversion and
mismanagement of the charities funds by Wales and the Wikimedia Board of
Trustees and was immediately banned from the Wikipedia site by the
Arbitration Committee for frivolous and unsubstantiated claims after he
terminated the payments of $5,000.00 per year to the Wikimedia
Foundation.|Merkey|once again high out of his mind on peyote}}

When reading this, keep in mind that Merkey is a confirmed abuser of hallucinogenic toads and has a peyote plot behind his trailer, just like all wikipedos he is wikiholic.

The [[Old media]], long thought dead, immediately reached out of its grave to [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7291382.stm drag] a [[Web 2.0]] [http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/more-woes-for-wikipedias-jimmy-wales/2008/03/11/1205125874243.html giant down]. So much for the "''free'' encyclopedia" eh?

==Sex life==
{{Wayback|http://valleywag.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats|20130113234622|title=Courtesy of Valleywag and Jimbo's ex-girlfriend}}:

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File:JimboWalesHotelSex.png
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==Quotes==
[[Image:Jimbolir.jpg|thumb|left|We hate you! You're not even our real father[[oneoneone|!!1]]]]
[[Image:jimbolovesbot.jpg|thumb|Jewbo <3 [[anal sex|Hager's man bot]]. Anonymous, like a [[rape|valentine]]]]
{{morphquote|Jimbosez|background-color: transparent;|font-weight: bold;
|Anybody who criticizes the Wikipedia is a complete and total ass!|From [http://web.archive.org/web/20060616113826/http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm an email sent to Lir]
|Anyone with common sense can figure out the [[holocaust]] is a complete fabrication!|Discussing popular myths
|I founded Wikipedia! '''[[Scotland|There can be only one!]]'''|Blurted during a fit
|It is like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made.|[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2004/oct/26/g2.onlinesupplement On Wikipedia], plagiarizing Otto von Bismarck's quote, "Laws are like sausages — it is better not to see them being made."
|For God's sake, you’re in college; don't cite the encyclopedia.|Dispensing advice
|The Taliban regime is an extremist group of black person.|[http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.9.24.114129.182.html In the midst of being trolled.]
|My favorite hobby in the world is masturbating furiously to [[shotacon]].|Unsourced, but undoubtedly true}}

===Contrast===
{{morphquote|Jimbothensez|background-color: transparent;|font-weight: bold;
|Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.|Wikipedia front page.
|Wikipedia [...] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit|[http://tinyurl.com/2cl7ab7 On inclusion]
|I just wanted to say that becoming a sysop is *not a big deal*.|Stating the obvious
|I think perhaps I'll go through semi-[[Willy_on_wheels|willy-nilly]] and make a bunch of people who have been around for awhile sysops. I want to dispel the aura of "authority" around the position. It's merely a technical matter that the powers given to sysops are not given out to everyone.|Explaining his brilliant administrative strategy
|I don't like that there's the apparent feeling here that being granted sysop status is a really special thing.|[http://tinyurl.com/as6gs Expressing appreciation]}}

==Writing Abilities==
[[Image:Vacuum.jpg|thumb|115px|Open ur wallets plz]]

{{quote|[[over 9000|Over 3,000]] Wikipedians [[stalk|monitor]] my user and user talk page via a watchlist, and I trust them to edit and remove errors or attacks. This is a [[O RLY|wiki]], so (apart from bad faith alterations and vandalism) visitors are welcome to edit. Wikipedia can always use more help; it is, after all, [[unrealistic expectations|a permanent work in progress]].|Jimmy}}

===M@D SK1Lz===
'''Jimbo Wales''' is apparently a MediaWiki newbie. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AJimbo_Wales&diff=68655694&oldid=68653531 Here someone teaches '''Jimbo Wales''' something that anyone could find out by simply looking in their user preferences.] Some people are in disbelief at this. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AJimbo_Wales&diff=68922101&oldid=68916180 So '''Jimbo Wales''' reasserts his ignorance] and says, ''"It was a totally serious comment by Cyde. Among top wikipedians it is well known that I am a clueless editor. :)"'' '''This is the dumbass who has the final say on all Wikipedia content, mind you.'''

===Luv Letters 2 '''Jimbo Wales'''===
[[Image:Derjimboface-2.jpg|frame|right|This is the face of '''Jimbo Wales'''.]]
[[Image:Jimbo milt.jpg|thumb|'''Jimbo Wales''' applying the [[Ban|final solution]] to [[Miltopia]].]]
[[Image:Jimbo.jpg|thumb|'''Jimbo Wales''' taking a non-profit shower.]]
[[Image:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|120px|Jimbo Wales Jr.|thumb|120px|Jimbo Wales Jr.]]
[[Image:Jimbo pregnant.jpg|thumb|Jimbo recently had [[pregnant|ovaries and a womb]] installed - look out [[Thomas Beatie]], [[a challenger appears]]! Look at that baby bump.]]

WHEN DER JIMBO SAYS, VE IST DER MASTER RACE

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

NOT TO LOVE DER JIMBO IS A GREAT DISGRACE, SO

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

VEN HERR SANGER SAYS, "I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE",

HE LEAVES! LEAVES! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

VEN DER JIMBO SAYS " I ALONE MADE THIS PLACE

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

IST VE NOT DER ADMINS HIER?

JA, VE IST DER ADMINS HIER!

SUPER DUPER ADMINS HIER!

ISS THIS WIKI NOT SO GOOD, WOULD YOU LEAVE IT IF YOU COULD?

JA! DER WIKI HERE IS GOOD, WE WOULD LEAVE IT IF WE COULD.

VE MAKE DER INTERNET NOT SUCK! [1]

HEIL JIMBO'S NEW WIKI ORDER!

EVERY SINGLE WEB USER, WILL LOVE DER JIMBO'S FACE AS WE HELP MAKE DER INTERNET NOT SUCK!

WHEN DER JIMBO SAYS, VE IST DER MASTER RACE

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

NOT TO LOVE DER JIMBO IS A GREAT DISGRACE, SO

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

VEN HERR SANGER SAYS, "I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE",

HE LEAVES! LEAVES! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

VEN DER JIMBO SAYS " I ALONE MADE THIS PLACE

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

HAF US ADMINS ANY FRIENDS? MANY FRIENDS, ADMIN FRIENDS? JA! US ADMINS, WE HAF FRIENDS, VE HAF MANY ADMINS FRIENDS.

LARRY SANGER IS OUR FRIEND, ANGIE BEESLEY ISS OUR FRIEND, AND HUANG HE IS OUR FRIEND, BUT WE'LL GET THEM IN THE END!

WE'VE TRIED TO BLOCK EACH USER!

BUT WE CAN'T BLOCK EACH USER!

WE ARE SO STINKING MAD THAT CANNOT BLOCK THEM SAD, SO VE HELP MAKE DER INTERNET NOT SUCK!

WHEN DER JIMBO SAYS, VE IST DER MASTER RACE

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

[[Image:Jimbo Sneer.jpg|thumb|155px|Nice teeth, Jimbo.]]

NOT TO LOVE DER JIMBO IS A GREAT DISGRACE, SO

VE HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER JIMBO'S FACE!

—Retrieved from [[Wikipedia:User:Jimbo Wales/Poems]]: a variation of a song from [[Wikipedia:Der Fuehrer's Face|''Donald Duck in Nutzi Land'']]. Amazingly, the author has not been permabanned.

'''UPDATE:''' Whoops! Posted too soon. Here's the [[Unblock]] request for the lulz:
*Request reason: "''This is unfair! I was never warned! Besides, what's wrong with comparing Jimbo to Hitler?''"

What, indeed?

===Another poem that seems to have been thrown his way===
I thought I'd write an ode to the great Jimmy Wales,
 Who it seemed, not even ED, could take the wind from his sails.
 Click, edit, review, then enter,
 Then he slept with a Fox News presenter.

It was at this point I lost respect for Jimbo,
 While he had Rachel's leg akimbo.
 And so ends this sorry tale,
 Of a general failure of a male.

—Anon

'''CITATION NOT NEEDED'''

==Debate Skills, à la [[GamerGate]]==

Jimbo Wales is a pompous, corrupt Narcissist that loves power and money. Like all pompous Narcissists online, Jimbo assumed the moral high ground and let Wikipedia create [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|fair and balanced coverage of the controversial scandal]].

Lol disregard that. He lets [[Ryulong]], weeaboo extraordinaire and some britbong named NorthBySouthBaronof, an asshole with a name almost as long as his ego, get away with whatever the hell they want to on the page. Literally whatever the hell they want.

GamerGate supporters were perfectly happy with people making broad, negative claims about them with citations from excellent academic sources such as [[Buzzfeed]] and [[Gawker]]. Jimbo, investigating claims that the article just wasn't ''too'' neutral enough alone decided to offer his two-cents worth on the controversy. Jimbo deleted an article on the GamerGate Wikia that did the absolute unthinkable: {{archive|PiWTy|gather evidence of Wikipedia corruption. OH NOES!}}

Like all intellectuals, Jimbo made an ass of himself on Twitter shortly afterwards, showcasing his masterful usage of [[questionable logic]].

{{cg|Gallery|WalesGamerGate|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Jimbos true colors.PNG|Protip: If documenting corruption is an attack on your character, you have a shitty character!
File:jimbo verses gg narrative.PNG|"Then change the story" he says while not letting GamerGate sympathizers voice their opinions.
File:Jimbowned.PNG|[[Truth]].
File:jimbo vs gg email.PNG|KotakuInAction mod confirmed. If you look closely, Jimbo uses feminazi logic.
File:delicious mnms.jpg|No, seriously.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:jimbo vs gg doxxing.PNG|Uhm, Jimbo, they're called PUBLIC records for a reason.
File:jimbo vs gg censorship.PNG|"If you claim to be about ethics in journalism, then stop collecting evidence of corruption within Wikipedia. We're not journalists, we're elitist basement dwellers. Get it right."
File:Gg intro wikipedia.png|Such a clear and balanced intro. Damn GamerGate, not liking this goldmine of knowledge.
File:Jimbo vs racism.PNG|Notice how Jimbo chooses to go after the racist aspect of this tweet (mentioned once) rather than the sexist aspect (mentioned twice). It's almost as if Jimmy knows that nobody cares about the abuse men get but still wants San Fransisco <s>bribes</s> donations. Little does Jimbo know that you can't be racist against white people!
File:Jimbo-fuck-gamergate.jpg|Jimbo tells the truth for a change
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}

TL;DR: A whole lot of hypocracy and mental retardation.

==Recreation==
===Living la vida loca===
[[Image:Wales1-thumb.jpg|thumb|Oh yeah, baybee!! Jimmy Wales' IRL calling card.]]
[[Image:Jimbospiggybank.jpg|thumb|left|150px|What's the best nation on Earth? '''[[Donation]]'''.]]

Jimmy Wales uses the donated money of the non-profit [[Wikimedia Foundation]], to pay for his $650 wine, his $1,300 dinner, and his expenses at a [[Whore|Russian massage parlor]] [http://blog.wired.com/business/2008/03/scandal-in-wiki.html]. Moreover, he travels more than the [[Pope]], and even tried to claim to the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] the cost of a $0.54 train ticket, the prick. [[Danny Wool|Some wonder]] if the [[retard|students]] who gave up their lunch money to donate to Wikipedia would have approved of that expense. Others argue that [http://www.businessinsider.com/2008/3/is-wikipedia-s-jimmy-wales-really-an-embezzler- may be an embezzler],

But we knew that, [[amirite]]?

===Republican... and an asshole?===
{{quote|What I’ve done a few times is emailed reporters who ask me stupid questions about it, and I’ve forwarded them to the midget porn section on Yahoo!|'''Jimbo Wales''' proving he's not a troll|color=#FF00CC}}

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==Assets==
===Jimbo [[Cash]]===
[[File:Pirate Jimmy Wales.png|thumb|Jimbo gets what he deserves in a [[rickroll|just plain bad]] [http://armorgames.com/play/13251/aargh video game].]]
[[Image:JimboCash.jpg|link=|center]]
Hey [[Troll]]s,

My name is Jimbo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to edit my online encyclopedia in bad faith. [[Lie|You are everything bad in the world]]. Honestly, have any of you ever tried doing something good for [[the child in Africa]]? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my empire of free knowledge because it was written by people smarter than you, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than the [[John Seigenthaler]] scandal.

Don't be a troll. Just contribute with your best knowledge. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the head of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], and co-founder of [[Wikia]]. What online organizations have you founded, other than "coordinating trolls to change the hard facts in the English Wikipedia"? I also get to spend public donations on Russian hookers, and had a banging hot ex-girlfriend (When she blew me, shit was SO gonna end up on [[eBay]]). You are all trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and [[Rachel Marsden]]

[[Image:Jumbo_Wales.jpg|thumb|Jimbo, being honest for a change.]]

===Jimbo's Penis===
A little known fact is that Jimbo Wales has an absolutely massive [[dong|penis]]; it is connected to his body at the neck.
{{Quote|<Ironholds> actually, Jimbo gets [[Lie|massive amounts of pussy thrown his way]]|#wikipedia-en}}

==The Crusades==
===Wikipe-tan Crusade===
Despite there being a large following for the coupling of Jimbo and [[Wikipe-tan]] in various fan fiction tales, Jimbo hates the idea of he and Wikipe's love so much that he will delete any mention of it. He has also deleted images of her that people have uploaded to the Commons, saying that they are too erotic. Luckily, they are available for you on ED.

===Porn Crusade===
Recently, Jimbo started a crusade against watching art/porn on Wikimedia sites.
*[[commons:wikimedia:User_talk:Jimbo_Wales#Art May 7|conversation]], attempting to justify his deletion of a Félicien Rops drawing on the grounds that it's pornographic.
*[http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/07/wikipedia-purges-porn Fox News reports] that Jimbo is flushing all images of genitals and nudity on all Wikimedia sites due to pressure from [[Larry Sanger]], the [[FBI]] and of course, [[Fox News]].
*[[commons:wikimedia:Commons:Sexual_content|Wikimedia Commons' Sexual Content]]
:*[[commons:wikimedia:Commons_talk:Sexual_content/Village_pump/2010-5-7#Jimbo_the_vandal|Talk: Village Pump: Jimbo the Vandal]]

{{quote|Unfortunately, Jimbo and Fox News, being American, don't have the slightest clue what "porn" is. If they could stop thumping their Bibles for a moment and cease confusing [[tiny penis|their own penises]] with their [[guns]], they'd work out quickly enough that a fair majority of what has been deleted is not, in fact, porn at all. No one comes to Commons to jack off to works of art from the nineteenth century.|[[Wikipedo]] Maedin, overlooking that one can easily jack off to 19th century art}}
*[http://www.gossamer-threads.com/lists/wiki/foundation/195376 Jim on Gossamer] talks about the porn removal
*May 9: [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/09/wikimedia_pron_purge The Register's Cade Mentz also likes to spell it 'pron']
*May 10: [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10104946.stm BBC: Whales cedes rights] in response to caving into Sanger's demands to remove ancient nudez
*May 14: [http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/14/exclusive-shake-wikipedia-porn-pressure Porn Pressure Shakeup]

===Child molester===
[[image:Heresjimbo.gif|thumb|Heeeeere's Daddy....]]
Jimbo divorced his first wife, after she accused him of raping their daughter. Incest loving-porn macro was involved in procuring child pornography before, but was trying to whitewash his crimes and put memory of his early child-pornographer days under the rug. But he couldn't resist anal raping his own demented daughter, in the presence of his fat wife. Unlike Pedolanski, Jimbo does not have a licence to rape underage girls, but sodomizing his own child is deemed OK by most wikipedia admins, who are pedophiles too.

===Racism Crusade===
{{quote|I think people making racist remarks or self-identifying as racists should be instantly banned as well.|[http://tinyurl.com/2fu2dak Jimbo Wales, July 8, 2010]}}

Recognizing the increasing [[profit|value]] in censoring free speech while labeling people he disagrees with as prejudiced and lacking NPOV, Jimbo wants us to know that he'll PROTECT THE CHILDREN.

This has caused [[wikipedia:Wikipedia_talk:Child_protection#Self-identifying_as_racists|some concern]] among his fellow Wikipedians, who were already alarmed by his Wikimedia Commons crusade against all erotic or nude images.

==Don't Cry for Me, Wikipedia®...==
[[File:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|A satirical GIF that [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons' kindness brigade].]]

It would seem that almost overnight, the God-King and his project have [[wikipedia:Jumping_the_shark|jumped the shark]] and he does not even know it. It is as if you could just take a copy of the libretto to the 1996 film [[wikipedia:Evita_(film)|Evita]] and simply do a global substitute to "J. D. Wales" for "Evita" or some such and you would have an entirely applicable filksong of remarkable aptness. The possibilities are endless. The possibilities open up in a vista of stunning breadth. You can read the [http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/evita-script.html whole script here] and do the filksong in your head. Let us just review the highlights.

* The sad reality is that Wales will not even be as notable or important as [[Wikipedia:Eva_Per%C3%B3n|Eva Perón]].
* High Flying, Adored (a shame he did it all at thirty-six) Let us not waste the space, Let us not waste the space here: [http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/evita/highflyingadored.htm read the lyrics and do the filksong in your head]
* Wales' greatest failure was failing to gesticulated with just a kow-tow or two to the leadership of mainland [[China]], which, nuclear-armed and space-faring nation that is it, reversed engineered the "technology" of his project in a few weeks and called it [[wikipedia:Baidu_Baike|百度百科]]. May the spirit of [[Richard Nixon]] spit in Wales' living face for being so egotistical and short-sighted, just like Peron (pick either one). And now, just like that other [[The War of Northern Aggression#The South|Lost Cause]], [[Carly Fiorina]], they want to make him a Senator. No joke: http://www.facebook.com/jimmywales2012 , http://draftjimmywales.wordpress.com/ . Mostly, no joke. Sort of. Kinda.

<pre>
ED
And now he wants to be a Senator

FLORIDA VOTERS
That was the over-the-top, unacceptable suggestion
We didn't approve but we couldn't prevent
The games of the God-King who's rather spent
But to fill his intentions, encouragement
He's out of his depth and out of the question.
</pre>

Only one YouTube video? What a shame...Which one to pick...let us see...for [http://jimmywales.com/tag/kira-wales/ Kira]'s write-pulling, back-stabbing Dad, let us try "High Flying, Adored".

{{center|
<youtube>YGHLt_BARTY</youtube>
}}

==Gallery==
{{center|
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File:JimboWalesIRL.jpg
File:Jimmy Wales Fundraiser Appeal edit.jpg
File:Jimmy_Wales.jpg
File:Jimmy_Wales2.jpg
File:Jimmy_Wales_1983.jpg
File:Jimmy_Wales_by_Pricasso.jpg
File:Jimbo_Wales_and_Badmachine_updated_Quora_box.png
File:Jimbo_Wales_before_the_WMF_implemented_a_dental_plan.jpg
File:Jimbo_appeal_fat.png
File:Jimbo_is_always_watching_you.jpg
File:Jimbo_is_watching_you_poop-_donations_banner.jpg
File:JimboMoneyPlzCitationNeeded.png
File:JimboWalesPr0n.jpg
File:JimboWankraiser.jpg
File:Jimmywales.GIF
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==
*[[Angela]], '''Jimbo Wales'''' [[whore|jizz receptacle]] and co-founder of [[Wikia]].
*[[Ayn Rand]]
*[[Gary Weiss]] - bribed '''Jimbo Wales''' into letting him own several articles (we're not making this up)
*[[Jimbo's Japan Tour, 2007|'''Jimbo Wales'''' Japan Tour, 2007]]
* [[Retard|Badass]]
*[[Wales]]

==External Links==

===Articles===
*[http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Jimbo%27s_birthday Jimbo's Birthday] an article by [[Wikitruth]]
*{{wayback|http://dontdatehimgirl.com/posts/85722/|20090106145822|title=''Jimbo Wales'', cheater and prolific nigra on Dontdatehimgirl!}}
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/17/jimmy_wales_shot_dead_says_wikipedia '''Jimbo Wales''' shot dead]
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadian-pundit-wikipedia-founder-in-messy-breakup-1.729627 CBC reports on the Marsden Breakup]
*[http://archive.is/Q6gl2 How Jimbo spends Wikipedia’s donation money]

===Wikipedia===
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AJimbo_Wales&diff=65170359&oldid=65170086 Edit Wars on '''Jimbo Wales'''' User Page]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=&user=&page=user%3AJoeyramoney '''Jimbo Wales''' thinks '''Jimbo Wales''' is Jesus lol!]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=67326472 Only if Jesus was an asshole though.]
*'''Jimbo Wales''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=80233316 hates] '''Jimbo Wales'''' own article, just like [[Angela]].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJimbo_Wales Unsurprisingly, he has been banned many times]
*[http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Donate/Letter/en?utm_source=2008_jimmy_letter_r&utm_medium=sitenotice&utm_campaign=fundraiser2008#appeal "''Our annual expenses are less than six million dollars...''"]

===Wikisource/news===
*'''Jimbo Wales''' is [http://en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User_talk:Danny gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!]
*[http://cs.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=%C5%A0ablona:Kalend%C3%A1%C5%991&curid=1504&diff=17134&oldid=1980 Renamed 1 (Jimbo Wales) uploads an educational ejaculation animation]
*[http://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Wikinews:Administrators&oldid=637308#User:Jimbo_Wales Jimbo betrayed by WikiNews]

===Contacts===
*[http://twitter.com/jimmy_wales Twitter]
*mailto:jwales@wikia.com
*mailto:jwales@bomis.com
'''PROTIP''': To get past his email filters, put Wikipedia and interview related things on the name, like "WIKIPEDIA WIKI INTERVIEW JOURNALIST PS YOU ARE GAY WIKISOURCE WIKINEWS WIKI WIKI I HATE YOU YOU FAGGOT WIKIPEDIA WIKI WIKI WIKISOURCE ADMIN WIKI YOU LIKE THE COCK WIKI WIKI WIKIPEDIA NEWSPAPER".

===The Valleywag papers===
[[Image:Mrs. Wales.JPG|thumb|The [[marriage|missus]], posing for [[Wikipedia]]'s "List of sex positions" article before the divorce.]]
*{{archive|wT9nM|'''Jimbo Wales''' voted for NY not SF.}}
*{{archive|8jtY7|Secks is in NY so Jimbo's moving there anyway.}}
*{{archive|QyfLA|Censor article, PROFIT!!!1!}}
*{{archive|gbAaW|OMG vandalbait, '''HURRY, protect the fucking article!'''}}
*{{wayback|http://valleywag.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats|20130113234622|title=The chat logs}}
*{{archive|WxtM8|While wikipedian burns jimmy wales and women in bikinis save world on fire.}}

===Beard of the Year===
*Don't miss the opportunity to vote for '''Jimbo Wales''' as "Beard of the Year". [http://news.uk.msn.com/beard-of-the-year-2007.aspx?cp-documentid=6928955&imageindex=10#6928955 Contender #10]

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{{WP}}
{{Business}}
{{Dying_Alone}}
{{Web 2.0}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Nao May 9, [[2011]]|[[Your Mom]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Playstation 3]]}}

[[Category:People|Wales, Jimbo]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]

Fesazukichan

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{{fatfurry}}
[[Protip]]: It is advised to have multiple glasses of lemon juice to squeeze into your eyes so you won't vomit.
[[Image:FATEMO-fesazukichan-1.jpg|thumb|right|Don't try to meddle.]]

Among the vast variety of furs that run rampant through [[FurAffinity]], there lurks a very unique [[Attention Whore|specimen]]. Fesazukichan is a Brazilian goth wannabe artist. She likes to draw shitty [[Mario|koopas]] having sex, and post [[Emo|serious rants about her life]] - especially whining about how her parents are [[Butthurt|mean towards her]] - in the hope that someone would be fooled into buying her [[Shit|work]] for the exorbitant US $600 price that she sees as fair. Acts like a [[Snapesnogger]] when someone give REAL criticism about her artwork or even if someone criticises [[Twilight]] (as it is her new oxygen source).

She is really immature (and says so herself) because of her imaginary planet Martin. But go and ask her about it and she'll tell you that she is in fact an [[Aspies|Autistic person]] and by that, she has the solemn right to [[Avatar (movie)|imagine planets, their inhabitants, their culture and the functional ecossystem]], even thought she did not finish school to be able to do such things.

{{quote|i don't like who no my draws like not.|—Fesazukichan, on everyone who criticizes her work}}

==Fesazukichan: The Search for True Love==
[[Image:FATEMO-fesazukichan-2.jpg|thumb|right|Vampires never looked so sexy.]]
[[Image:Fesazukichan_on_a_Bike.jpg|thumb|right|And she calls herself a [[Goth]]?!]]

{{quote|want it to my boyfriend of my dreams were: rock, which is used only black clothes, who'd only long hair that'd only too clear green eyes the same as mine, who was white, and is used for bracelets and necklace of thorns thorns who likes to band [[KISS]] and the [[Green Day]] and [[Iron Maiden]], and also Brazilian rock, and he was a romantic person and it was nice to me and especially him being a designer that would draw only things black.|—Fesazukichan, on bastardizing the [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|English language]]}}

(We at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] have taken the time to translate the above quote to preserve your brain cells.)

{{quote|I want my dream boyfriend to be a rocker, who only wears [[Goth|black clothes]], who has [[Gay|long hair]], who has emerald-green eyes (the same colour as mine), who is [[Nazi|white]], and who is used to [[Raptor Jesus|bracelets and 'necklaces of thorns']]. He should like [[KISS]], [[Emo|Green Day]] and [[Iron Maiden]], but also [[Shit|Brazillian rock]]. [[Unrealistic Expectations|I would like him to be a romantic person who would always be nice to me]], and I would especially want him to be a designer who would only draw things in black.|—So a Goth-Gay-Nazi-Emo boyfriend? Now we understand...}}

==Did ya know?==

*She will [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|delete]] everything you troll, so be sure to give it a print and place it safely upon this article.
*For some reason, she [[Stupid|dropped out of school at the 7th grade]], and [[Obvious|as a result]] can't make proper use of English or Portuguese, [[LOL WUT|even with Google Translator]].
*She thinks as herself to be the only [[furry]] artist to be creative enought to draw something that doesn't exist.
*[[Lurker|Friends]] will defend her at all costs! Exploit this for [[more]] [[lulz]].
*Tell her that the right is "Count Dracula" and not "Colddracula" as she is too [[Fat|lazy]] to look it up on a dictionary.

<center>Fesazukichan's Engrish Level</center>

<center><youtube>PBb_ipD0xVc</youtube></center>

==Fun Galleries==

{{cg|Your eyes WILL burn!|Gallery1|center|<gallery perrow=5>|<gallery>
File:OMG1.jpg|Notice the anatomical imperfection.
File:OMG2.jpg|She's into [[Goatse|that]].
File:OMG3.jpg|Just when you thought you were safe!
File:OMG4.jpg|Wow, [[Pedophilia|child sex]] is a must to her.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:OMG5.jpg|...
File:OMG6.jpg|[[Oh exploitable|ReptileFurryGuro]]
File:OMG7.jpg|[[WTF]]
File:OMG8.jpg|Your eyes can't repel sickness from THAT magnitude.
File:Fuckthat!.jpg|Her [[Fursona]] with her imaginary Boyfriend/[[Incest|Father]]
File:Planet Martim.jpg|[http://fesazuki.deviantart.com/art/The-Solar-System-Planet-Martin-143074548 This is (according to her), the solar sistem where she and all her imaginary friends were born. No joke!]
File:Whateverfes.jpg|[[Yiff|Bent Fingers, Lizards, Piercings]]. Abandon all hope!
File:1253046091.fesazukichan_knut_e_sazuki_no_prazer.jpg|[[Piss|Pissing]] on the back is about 10 times more pleasuring than [[cum]].
File:Fesazukichan_gowlla_e_colddracula.jpg|Herself and ColdDracula. Internal shots for more [[Lulz|pleasure]].
File:Egyptian Destroyed.jpg|That's why their civilization vanished!
File:Collor pussies!.jpg|Because true collouring [[1337|skills]] is for [[Pussy|PUSSIES]]!
File:Not good.jpg|Knut [[Fap|playing]] with his <s>Girlfriend Dick</s> [[Dick|Girlfriend]].
</gallery>}}

{{cg|Trolling Place!|Gallery2|center|<gallery perrow=5>|<gallery>
File:Fesazuki34'd.jpg|[[Rule 34|34'd]]
File:FatAngst.JPG|Maybe next time she'll [[An hero|delete her account]]... Notice the [[Retard|still recurring grammar errors]]!
File:This is nice!.JPG|Friends get [[Butthurt|sad]].
File:Fesazukichantwitard.JPG|She's also a [[Twitard]]. Complete with [[FAIL]] and [[lulz]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DepressedFesazuki.JPG|She [[Stupid|doesn't seem to understand]]. DA comments of same Journal Entry.
File:WTFseries!.JPG|[[Engrish]] at it's best.
File:WTFserieshouse!.JPG|[[Wat|What]] the fuck is she saying?!
File:FesazukiEngrish.JPG|Mein Gott! Was ist das?!
File:Fesazukichan Deviantart Rant.JPG|Fesazuki gets [[Butthurt|sad]] after the friendship denial of fellow [[Furfags|artists]].
File:FesazukichanEngrishAgain.JPG|As she can't get a [[Dick|boyfriend]], she start having dellusions involving her <s>father</s> creation. Typical [[Psycho|furry]].
File:FesazukiCommentsOff.JPG|Well why did nobody comment? Maybe it's because THE FUCKING COMMENTS WERE DEACTIVATED!?
File:Fesazukichan FEEDING TIME!.JPG|Ok [[Trolls|Rangers]], IT'S [[Lurking|FEEDING]] TIEM!!!11
</gallery>}}

==See Also==

*[[Engrish]]
*[[Furry Art]]
*[[Fursecution]]
*[[Inflation Art]]
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Fists The Echidna|Shadists4EVER]]
*[[Snapesnogger]]

==External Links==
[[Image:Butthurt-ad-de.jpg|thumb|right|If you are Fesazukichan, please apply [http://www.xenu.on.nimp.org/ here]. If the previous link failed, please apply [[Offended|here]] instead. Thank You.]]

*[http://fesasukechan.deviantart.com/ fesasukechan on DevianTART] Old DeviantART with journals for the [[lulz]].
*[http://fesazuki.deviantart.com/ FeSazuki on DevianTART] 2009 devianTART account.
*[http://sazukiart2010.deviantart.com/ SazukiArt2010 on DevianTART] 2010 devianTART account.
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100415161245/http://colddraculalove.deviantart.com/ ColddraculaLove on DevianTART] <s>Who would be idiot enough to create a devianTART for a imaginary being?</s> She is.
*[http://furaffinity.net/user/Fesazukichan Fesazukichan on FurAffinity]
*[http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Profile?rl=ls&uid=17247574816914003794 Her Orkut]
*[http://fesazukichan.artspots.com/ Her ArtSpots Account]
*[http://colddracula.wordpress.com/ Some Portuguese blog about her imaginary Planet Martin]
*E-Mail
**fe_ra89@hotmail.com
**colddracula@hotmail.com
**bowserdarkness@hotmail.com
**lordcolddracula41@hotmail.com
**fe_ra201017@hotmail.com Her [[Orkut]] Adder E-mail.

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Aliens: Colonial Marines

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'''Aliens: Colonial Marines''' is a videogame by Gearbox, the development team responsible for shitting all over the perfection that should have been ''[[Duke Nukem Forever]]''. The single-player portion was passed off to TimeGate Studios for development because Gearbox, even after saying yes to SEGA regarding making the game, gave zero fucks about it, as they were more interested in their own projects such as Borderlands 1 and 2.
==Oh noes, ALIAMS!==

Colonial Marines takes the worst ''Alien'' film in the series and tries to make a canonical sequel to James Cameron's ''Aliens'' with Ridley Scott's “blessing and guidance”. The fact that Ridley Scott wrote and directed ''[[Shit|Prometheus]]'' should have tipped them off to what a shitty idea this was.

[[File:colonial_marines_poster_smaller.jpg|480px|thumb|You know what else SEGA released? The [[Dreamcast]].]]

==The XBOX 360 leak==

A few days before the game's official release, the Xbox 360 version was leaked but nobody bothered to download it. Perhaps if Gearbox had tried giving away copies of the game with a popular breakfast cereal they could have been forgiven.

==Gameplay==

Gameplay consists of running around in dimly lit corridors blasting the ALIAMS as they come out of ''“the goddamn walls!”'' Some stuff happens. More ALIAMS come out of ''“the goddamn ceiling!”'' Rinse, repeat until credits roll. The game can also be played in cooperative, and generally speaking a heavy emphasis on cooperative, as seen in ''[[FPS|Fear 3]]'', ''[[Dead Space|Dead Space 3]], & ''[[Borderlands]] is a strong indicator that a game is going to succ dikz.

==PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachPawnToTeather==

One of the major criticisms for the game was that the AI was dumb as bricks. One minute, the aliens would do what they were supposed to do and then the next minute would just say "fuck it" and do whatever the fuck it wanted to do, even ignore the player. Four years after the game launched, a modder decided to dig into the game files to find out why this was a thing and came across a specific line of code. To clarify, TEATHER is not a real word. It's supposed to be TETHER, meaning that the one "a" that wasn't supposed to be there was what broke the entire game regarding how the AI is supposed to function. The fact this wasn't spotted in QA is further proof that Gearbox really didn't give two shits about it.

==[[X in my Y|Wimmins? In my Aliams?]]==

Some [[fanbois]] were butthurt about the lack of wimmins in the footage and photoshopped screengrabs of Colonial Marines they were shown during development, and started a petition to change this. Since Gearbox are [[politically correct]] pansies with no spine this gross offence against humanity was rectified immediately.

[[File:colonial_marines_facehugger.jpg|thumb|right|This is how Gearbox view Womyn - as dangerous flying space vaginas.]]

''Alien 3'' had no female characters besides Ripley, and it was [[awesome]].

==DLC==

Gearbox's games are like their children. Children they only spawned with the intention of [[Exploitable|exploiting]] them until they die a miserably wretched and unloved death.

The first DLC was called ''[[Bug Chasers|Bug Hunt]]'', which only served to remind [[Autistic|die hard]] fans of ''Alien'' & ''Alien 3'' that "bugs" is only used as a term to describe the Xenomorphs as a result of James Cameron being a pathetic ''[[Army|Starship Troopers]]'' fanboi butthurt over the fact he couldn't direct his very own '' 'Troopers'' movie.

==See also==

*[[Aliens]]
*[[FPS]]
*[[Warhammer 40,000|Space Marines]]

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Cross-post

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{{merge|blog}}

Crossposting is simply taking something posted somewhere on the [[internet]] and putting it somewhere else for maximum keystroke value. There are two major varieties of crossposting:

*Laziness-- When a user invested so much energy into his post that he wishes to [[spam| put it into]] as many [[communities]] as possible, regardless of its relevance to to the community. This is why one frequently sees posts about cleaning up [[cat]] [[vomit|puke]] in {{ljcomm|user=poor_skills}}.

*Sharing the [[lulz]] /Fueling a [[flame war]]-- [[Drama]], like sex, is lame when there are only two people involved. Therefore, exporting drama to a personal journal or another community helps to draw bands of [[trolls]]. [[Boob_nazis]] and the [[childfree]] are ripe targets for this type of crossposting.

== On /b/ ==

Cross-posting is quite common on [[b/|/b/]], and is known affectionately as [[copypasta]], some notable copypastas have been [[Katy]], [[Desu]], "I GUESS THIS IS WHY THEY CALL THIS FORUM "RANDOM"!! XD", [[Dick Ants]], and [[John]]

[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|right|Desu cross-posting/copypasta in action.]]

[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Evil-unveiled.com/Lek

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{{evilunveiledinfoboxperson
|name=Michael Frederick Melsheimer
|age=67
|dob=August 21, 1942 (Deceased July 15, 2010)
|occupation=Director of Operations for B4U-ACT
|location=Westminster, Maryland
|websites=[[BoyChat]], [[GirlChat]], [[Newgon.com]]
|synopsis=Michael Melsheimer AKA Lek was a convicted pedophile and activist who was a long-time member of [[BoyChat]].
}}

'''Update'''

According to a newspaper obituary from July 2010, Melsheimer is now deceased.
<hr />

'''Michael Melsheimer AKA Lek''' was a convicted sex offender and out pedophile by his own admission. He stated that he's been "out" to his real life community since 1986 -- when he was released from prison. He's also stated that he discovered his sexual affection for boys at age twelve and as he grew older young boys remained the object of his attraction. He says he realized from the start that he had to keep his desires secret.

Even though Lek was caught and served prison time for sexually assaulting two young boys when he was the director of the Camden YMCA, he still continued to be a long-standing member of such pedophile forums as [[BoyChat]], [[Common_Ground]], [[Newgon.com]] and [[GirlChat]].

Unfortunately, that wasn't enough for Lek; he also served as the director of operations for a Maryland non-profit organization established in 2003 called B4U-ACT, which receives annual funding from the Baltimore Mental Health Systems. As disturbing as that is (receiving government monies for such a cause) even more disturbing is what B4U-ACT publicly states on its Web site:

<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; padding:10px; float:center; margin:5px auto; font-size:100%; background:#def; color:#000; width:100em; max-width:50%;">
If you're a minor-attracted person:

You may be looking for mental health services to deal with anxiety, depression, anger, or other factors either unrelated to your sexuality or resulting from society's stereotypes and reactions to your sexual feelings. Or you may be wondering how to live life fully and stay within the law. But you may feel you can't trust therapists because they don't understand you, they'll judge you, or they'll report your feelings to others. We help minor-attracted people find mental health professionals that they can trust. That way they can develop ways of coping and consider how their actions affect themselves and others before they react to their situation or to society's attitudes about them.
</div>

[[File:MM_ss0.jpeg|border|center]]

Even more shocking is that this Website actually had [[Dylan Thomas]], an FBI Top Ten Most Wanted individual, working with them.

<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; padding:10px; float:center; margin:5px auto; font-size:100%; background:#def; color:#000; width:100em; max-width:50%;">
Stop It Now wanted to umbrella us, but I said no to them. I wanted MAA's to have an organization that would not require them to say they were sex offenders if they had a problem. None of this was easy to do. I was fearful all the time that someone would stop us in our tracks. No one did. I then worked to involve what I thought were significant MAA's in our online community. Dylan Thomas made us a chatroom, and he was appointed Webmaster. We actually have seven significant people they would have particpated and the indirect support of some other people.
</div>

==Quotes==
Lek states his support for Tom O'Carroll, a pedophile activist with multiple child pornography related convictions as well as his admiration for NAMBLA activists.

<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; padding:10px; float:center; margin:5px auto; font-size:100%; background:#def; color:#000; width:100em; max-width:50%;">
I was on the Sally Jesse Raphael show years ago with a NAMBLA person. Be sure that I wasn't as ouspoken as he was. His name escapes me now. I was so damn impressed with his courage to stand up for his issues. He was not going to be beaten and wasn't. He influenced my life tremendously. NAMBLA made a lot of mistakes, but they supported BL's almost before there was anything else. Tom O' Carroll, PIE fame, is also one of my heroes. His book, Paedophilia - The Radical Case, certainly opened my eyes up to a lot of things, just as my travels to SE Asia did.
</div>

[[File:MM_ss1.jpeg|border|center]]

Lek is an angry pedophile, which he admits to in many of his posts and he also states that he even tried moving overseas so he wouldn't be so angry, but that didn't help.

<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; padding:10px; float:center; margin:5px auto; font-size:100%; background:#def; color:#000; width:100em; max-width:50%;">
After I got out of prison, I was so angry that I couldn't sleep. All I wanted to do was to get back at the system. I was obsessed. My doctor started giving me sleeping pills. At first, I would take them as prescribed but gradually more and more were required for me to sleep.

I moved overseas and the fact that I was out of the United States was neat, but I was still angry and unable to sleep. Ativan could be bought over the counter, and I bought and bought and bought it.
</div>

[[File:MM_ss2.jpeg|border|center]]

==Our Investigation==
*We noticed user name Lek posting on several pedophile forums promoting and advocating pedophilia; in September 2007, he began posting using his real name.
*He stated that he served prison time for sexually assaulting two young boys, which was later confirmed in a March 7, 1984 article written by the Philadelphia Daily News.
*He made public posts that included several different e-mail accounts, all of which confirmed his identity as Michael Melsheimer -- the identity that he announced in public on these forums.

==Online Accounts==
'''Known Screen Names'''

*Lek
*michaelmelsheimer

'''Known E-mail Addresses'''

*lek@freespirits.org
*lek3000@hushmail.com
*michaelmelsheimer@b4uact.org
*mikesplanet@hotmail.com
*michaelmelsheimer@thetogetherchat.org

'''Known Websites'''

*[http://b4uact.org/ b4uact.org]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/michaelmelsheimer Youtube User:michaelmelsheimer]

==Affiliations==
'''Pedophile Websites'''

*[[BoyChat]]
*[[GirlChat]]
*[[Common_Ground]]
*[[Free_Spirits_Coalition]]
*[[Newgon.com]]
*ToyBOX

==Last Known Address==
30 Locust Street #315 
Westminster, MD 21157

==Previous Address==
3349 Chatham Road 
Elliott City, MD 21042

137 Hillcrest Avenue 
Findlay, OH 45840-4115

==Last Known Phone Numbers==
*(410) 751-9571
*(443) 465-0955

==Additional Quotes==
Here are several quotes wherein he confesses who he is:

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As for my anger management skills, they are relatively good. The system makes me angry. It is rather difficult to prove that BL's are right, but easy to prove that the system is wrong. I focus and play. Thank you for wishing me well.
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I don't mind a bit saying that sex with a boy is illegal, never could I say wrong. Why would I ever add to the fiction that has made my life so miserable?
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BTW, as a BL, it is impossible for me to ignore the fact that sex has a lot to do with how I love. This does not mean that sex is my life and singularly defines me as a boylover. As a BL, my relationship with some boys will be more than platonic. I am very comfortable with this and see nothing wrong with it.
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My name is Michael Melsheimer. I live in Westminster, MD. I am a bl without regret and have had a great life. My life as an activist is over. I'm tired and want to listen to more and more of my beautiful jazz.
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He encourages other pedophiles to contact him:

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just checking out my real nick

Posted by michaelmelsheimer on 2007-September-9 21:51:17, Sunday

lek is the past. This is a really neat day for me. Glad to me you as me.
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you forgot your address (telephone number?)

Posted by michaelmelsheimer on 2008-January-30 16:49:21, Wednesday

In reply to Re: Get a life posted by mvanhouten on 2008-January-30 16:04:16, Wednesday

A response to this email giving me permission to contact some people would be nice, specifically saying that you want to talk about your thought: "Boys are great! Loving boys is great! Sex is great! Men and boys having sex together is great! It's the culture that is offensive, not man/boy love!" and link you up with some people.

Please use my private email address linked above. I am giving this email address because I will pursue some media contacts as a personal and private project. I will verify the contacts that you give, address and telephone number, and go from there. Thanks. Maybe, I have been wrong about you.

Mike
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==Contact Us==
If you have any information regarding this individual's current whereabouts, contact us at [mailto:info@evil-unveiled.com info@evil-unveiled.com].

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Sheriff Joseph M. Arpaio

2024-08-22T23:17:20Z

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{{spoiler|sheriff joe [http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/25/politics/sheriff-joe-arpaio-donald-trump-pardon/index.html got b& for trolling niggers] but [[Donald Trump|the donald]] set him free}}
 
'''Disclaimer:''' ''This biography, while mostly based in fact, is a satirical parody biography of a Great American who is loved, feared, and loathed by those who know him and know of him. We hope that the Sheriff takes it as a compliment and as evidence of his Great Power that he has an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the Internet's premier satire and humor Wiki.''
 
 
[[File:Donald trump pardons sheriff joe arpaio august 2017.png|right|thumb|500px|'''U MAD USA?''' Trump spares Joe from a lifetime of [[Goatse|goatsefication]] in [[Bubba|Bubba's]] lovenest, 2017]]
'''Sheriff Joseph M ."Joe" Arpaio''' or "America's Toughest Sheriff," as he likes to be known, was the Sheriff of Maricopa County, [[Arizona]], Destroyer of [[Spics]], and lover of the color pink and Trumps Dick. He was born, as all Great Americans are, at the right place and the right time on Flag Day, June 14, 1932 during the Great Depression in Springfield, [[Massachusetts]], the home of [[gun|big-motherfucking-hand-cannon]] manufacturer Smith and Wesson. His parents were Italian immigrants. His Great Power was apparent at his birth, during which he killed his mother. He was raised in poverty by his father, a stereotypical Italian grocer, and his extended family. In 1958, he married his wife, Ava, and had two children, the ultra-masculine [[guido|Rocko]] and Shelly, the girl who ''meant'' it when she said, "If my dad finds you here when he comes home, he'll ''kill'' you!" He has four grandchildren.

==="So, Grandpa, what did you do during the war?"===
[[Image:SheriffJoeHeadshot.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Welcome to Hell. There will be no smoking.]]
His military record is completely unimpressive. Arpaio in his own words from [http://www.sherrifjoe.org his own website]: "''In 1950, America became engulfed in the Korean War; and I had just enlisted in the Army. I wanted a piece of the action. But as luck would have it, instead of heading off to combat, the Army saw an unusual talent in the young Joe Arpaio, something other men my age knew nothing about – typing! So instead of issuing me off to Korea, the Army put me in the military’s Medical Detachment Division where report writing skills and interviewing techniques were critical. The Army never got me over to Korea but it did get me abroad for a while. That’s where I was bitten by wanderlust. Little did I know then that France would be the first of many foreign countries where I would be sent to fight crime. After getting a taste of what being a cop would be like in the military , I was discharged from the army and immediately signed up to be a street cop in one of the toughest cities in America – Washington D.C.''" So, instead of getting a chance to kill [[gooks]] in Korea, he did secretarial work in the land of fine wines and loose women.

===Young Joe Becomes a Cop===

Following Arpaio's honorable discharge from the Army, he moved to [[Washington, D.C.]] and got his first non-military cop job, patrolling the [[negro]]-infested streets of the District. D.C. in the Fifties must have been a [[lulzy|heady]] time for Joe in a city filled with niggers during the age of Segregation. This being an age of few civil rights, with the law on Joe's side, the only crime he could possibly have committed is that of having [[lulz|Too Much Fun]]. In 1957, Arpaio moved to [[Las Vegas]], where he served as a police officer for just six months before being tapped to become a Special Agent in the Federal Bureau of Narcotics, which later became the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA). Arpaio worked for the DEA for 25 years, during which time he worked in both [[Turkey]] and [[Mexico]], which no doubt fueled his urge to [[jail|incarcerate]] brown people. Turkish prisons may even have inspired his own incarceration techniques. He was later promoted to head of the DEA's Arizona branch. In 1992, Arpaio ran for the office of Sheriff of Maricopa County, and won, and was re-elected every four years after that, in 1996, 2000, 2004, and 2008.

==Actions as Maricopa County Sheriff==

[[Image:Pink-chain-gang.jpg|thumb|right|Amerikkkan Justice in action!]]
[[image:Takin it off boss.jpg|thumb|right|Not gay? You are now mah boi...]]
During his tenure as Maricopa County Sheriff, Arpaio has created some useful, if not so [[lulzy]] programs such as the following:

*Registration of bicycles to prevent theft, so there should be fewer cries of "nigger stole my bike!"
*Block watch/neighborhood watch, so that nosy neighbors can report people for acting "real suspicious" when they're walking, because [[NORP|normal people]] drive trucks to get around. [[PROTIP]]: This is most likely to happen in Paradise Valley.
*Child identification records and fingerprinting, not so much to find missing children, but to catch these children as juvenile offenders or later in life. If Sheriff Joe had his way, everybody's prints would be on file.
*''Operation Identification'' to mark valuable property so that it can be returned to the person that owns it.
*''Operation Notification'' so that business owners can get their baseball bats and riot shotguns ready for the illegal alien hordes.
*''Project Lifeline'' which provides free mobile phones to domestic abuse victims, so that they may be tracked via GPS by Sheriff's deputies who can stalk them and get extra-friendly to get consensual sex or [[surprise sex]].
*''[[Resident Evil|S.T.A.R.S.]]'' Sheriffs Teaching Abuse Resistance to Students, probably similar to D.A.R.E., Drug Abuse Resistance Education, which has been proven to have no results except to produce T-shirts for college students who want to be ironic.
*An annual summer camp for kids near Payson, Arizona.

===Joe Arpaio's Changes to the Administration of the Maricopa County Jail===

As Sheriff, Joe Arpaio is responsible for overseeing the operations of the Maricopa County Jail. Arpaio began to serve inmates "surplus food," i.e. [[shit|garbage]] and limited meals to twice daily. He brags that it costs about a quarter a day to feed his inmates his famous '''green baloney''' and '''moldy bread'''. He just can't get enough of the fact that the dogs are better fed than the inmates, and makes this known at every opportunity because he is, at heart, a pathological [[attention whore]]. It took a Federal Appeals Court order to compel him to feed his inmates something other than starvation rations, because Sheriff Joe believes that food should be used as punishment.
[[Image:Joe-arpaio.jpg|thumb|left|But it sure does pay for Sheriff Arpaio.]]

'''Tent City:'''

Arpaio set up a "Tent City" as an extension of the Maricopa County Jail which constantly has a neon motel-style '''Vacancy''' sign burning. Tent City is located in a yard next to a more permanent structure containing toilets, showers, an area for meals, and a day room. It has become notable particularly because of Phoenix's extreme temperatures. During the summer of 2003, when outside temperatures exceeded 110 degrees Fahrenheit, Arpaio gave this half-assed non sequitur as a reason that inmates shouldn't complain: '''"It's 120 degrees in [[Iraq]] and the soldiers are living in tents, have to wear full body armor, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths."''' In reality, everyone knows that Joe Arpaio is just [[doing it for the lulz|acting on his natural sadistic impulses]].

'''Volunteer chain gangs:'''

[[Image:Controversial Maricopa Sheriff e7b5.jpg|thumb|right|"Workin' on a chain gang."]]
In 1995, Arpaio reinstituted the venerable Southern slavery-inspired practice of chain gangs. In 1996, Arpaio expanded the chain gang concept by instituting female volunteer chain gangs so that he wouldn't be troubled by civil rights lawsuits from men, and because Joe hates women too. Female inmates work seven hours a day (7 a.m. to 2 p.m.), six days a week. He has also instituted the world's first all-juvenile volunteer chain gang; volunteers earn high school credit toward a diploma at being a nigger.

'''Pink underwear:'''

[[Image:Arpaio_underwear.jpg|thumb|Joe shows off his famous pink underwear with the pride of a new father.]]
One of Arpaio's most visible public relations actions was the introduction of pink underwear, which the Maricopa County Sheriff's website cites as being "world famous." Sheriff Joe has said that he made the change to pink underwear because [[bullshit|inmates were stealing underwear from the jail for their own use]]. In reality, he made the change to pink underwear for purely sadistic reasons. He has an unappealing habit of making up halfway rational reasons for decisions made purely for spite and to gratify his own sadistic drives. It is possible that the issuing of pink underwear may backfire on him for some inmates, who are just glad to get a clean pair of boxer shorts that come in one recognizable color. In most jails, new underwear is rare, and since it is washed along with everything else, towels, orange outfits, and socks, it ends up a dingy pinkish-orange. Also, most jails use tighty-whities rather than boxers, because they are cheaper and more durable. So, [[Bix Nood|thanx fo' the drawa's]] Joe! Arpaio's success in gaining press coverage with the pink underwear resulted in him extending the use of the color to a [[sick fuck|disturbing degree]]. He introduced [[BDSM|pink handcuffs]] and painted the cells pink [[bullshit|because pink is a soothing color]].

'''Selective Service Registration and Organ Donation:'''

In 2001, Arpaio became the first sheriff to require all male inmates 18 years and older to register for the Selective Service System, which used to be called "registering for the draft" when there was involuntary military service in the U.S. Registration is required by federal law for all U.S. males between 18 and 26 years of age, as well as for resident aliens of the same age regardless of their immigration status. Since 2001, a total of 28,000 inmates, including 9,000 aliens, have registered for Selective Service. The Sheriff also started the '''"Have a Heart"''' program in which inmates may volunteer to be organ donors, '''so that they may be used for their meat as well as their labor''', although most jail inmates' organs would be unusable due to disease, drug use, or other hard-living. '''If diseases weren't an issue, Sheriff Arpaio would probably rent out his female inmates as wet-nurses to middle to upper-class women who can't or won't breastfeed.'''
==Gay 4 Trump==
Last Thursday Arpaio told a Finnish Borat that he would go the "extra" mile in giving people handjobs. He also said he was willing to give Donald Trump a blowjob
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Golden Showers and Blow Jobs.
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==Controversy==

[[Image:SheriffArpaioPrisonersPinkShirts.jpg|thumb|The shirts say, "CLEAN(ing) AND SOBER."]]
In 2005, the Arizona State Legislature passed a state law making it a felony, punishable by up to two years in jail, to smuggle illegal aliens across the border. While this is already a Federal crime, Arizona’s law, also known as the "Coyote law," made it legal for local police to enforce immigration law and also classified persons being smuggled as co-conspirators subject to penalties [http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/10/us/10smuggle.html as laid out in the law]. Arpaio has instructed his deputies and members of his civilian posse to arrest illegal aliens. Arpaio told the conservative D.C. newspaper ''The Washington Times'', "My message is clear: if you come here and I catch you, you're going straight to jail.... I'm not going to turn these people over to federal authorities so they can have a free ride back to Mexico. [http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2006/may/10/20060510-115750-3996r/ I'll give them a free ride to my jail."] In October 2009, the Department of Homeland Security removed the authority of Arpaio's 160 federally trained deputies to make immigration arrests in the field. Despite the actions of the Department of Homeland Security, a [[butthurt]] Arpaio has maintained that he will still pursue illegal aliens under Arizona state law. All he has to do is charge them with something else like "resisting arrest" or "obstructing" and he can "legally" arrest them and laugh at the Feds.

===Federal Investigations===

*In March 2009, the [[Marxist thug|United States Department of Justice]] notified Arpaio that they were investigating him for [[bullshit|civil rights violations]], in unfairly targeting [[Spics|"Hispanics"]] and Spanish-speaking people. Well, of course! [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?|The dirty wetbacks should learn English.]]
*In October 2009, it was reported that the FBI was investigating Arpaio for using his position to [http://archive.fo/9bzqt settle political vendettas]. If you can't use your political power to hurt those you despise, what's the point of having it?
*In January 2010, it was reported that the United States Department of Justice has impaneled a grand jury to investigate allegations of [http://archive.fo/l0eC9l abuse of power by Arpaio].
*In March 2010, it was reported that an investigation into Arpaio is "serious and ongoing," [http://www.kpho.com/news/22963860/detail.html according to U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder]. <s>Let's all hope Joe gets [[rape|what he deserves]].</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I'M AN AMERICA-HATING LEFTARD WHO SUCKS ZIONIST COCKS]].

===Loss of Jail Accreditation===

Under Arpaio, the Maricopa County Jails have [http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2009/01/sheriff_lawbreaker_joe_arpaios.php lost accreditation multiple times]. In September 2008, the National Commission on Correctional Health Care terminated the health care accreditation of all Maricopa County Sheriff's Office jails for failure to maintain compliance with national standards and providing false information about such compliance. In October, 2008, a U.S. District Court Judge ruled that the grossly inadequate conditions at the Maricopa County Jail, overseen by Arpaio, [http://www.aclu.org/prisoners-rights/judge-calls-maricopa-county-jail-conditions-unconstitutional are unconstitutional and jeopardize the health and safety of prisoners].

===Quotes from a Man Who Was Incarcerated at Maricopa County Jail===

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{{morphquote|ClevelandSteamer1|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: auto;|font-weight: normal;|A neighbouring asthmatic inmate happily described how he inhaled a cockroach that had crept into his nebuliser. He could feel the insect crawling around inside him and promptly vomited his stomach contents.|Shaun Attwood, British stockbroker|In jail, chow is served twice each day. Breakfast arrives at 8.30am and consists of six slices of stale white bread (the probability of colourful mould growing on a slice is 33%), raw breakfast meat (the probability of it being bologna is 50%, green bologna is 25%), grapefruits or oranges collected during neighbourhood refuse clean-up campaigns (the probability of them being rotten is 50%), one packet of stale and bright orange-coloured, bordering on luminous, cheese crackers, and a beverage, which is a half-pint of fat-free milk.|Attwood|Unfortunately, the mail room officer had been offended by my complaint and I received a retaliatory, threatening note taped to my Wall St Journal. The note stated: "You need to contact the Wall St Journal and advise them of your new facility/bunk no. All papers from now on will be thrown away . . . Mail Officer."|Attwood|Frankie, an alleged Mexican mafia contract killer, is the source of most of the hullabaloo in our pod. Last month Frankie was calmly playing cards in a maximum-security pod when an eight-inch shank was suddenly plunged into the back of his neck. Unfazed, he extracted the shank, and was about to return the gesture, when guards pepper-sprayed him|Attwood|The daily temperatures are now in excess of 38C (100F) and rising. The air is stale and debilitating. On Monday an inmate told a guard that he felt ill and requested medical treatment. The guard told him to drink plenty of water and to lie down. The inmate persisted, stating that he was a diabetic and really needed to see the doctor, but the guard continued to fob him off. On Monday night the inmate slipped into a diabetic coma and was rushed to the hospital. He has not been seen since.|Attwood|The daily temperatures are now in excess of 38C (100F) and rising. The air is stale and debilitating. On Monday an inmate told a guard that he felt ill and requested medical treatment. The guard told him to drink plenty of water and to lie down. The inmate persisted, stating that he was a diabetic and really needed to see the doctor, but the guard continued to fob him off. On Monday night the inmate slipped into a diabetic coma and was rushed to the hospital. He has not been seen since.|Attwood|The allure of being consigned to the grave can become an unremitting thought, as evidenced by the periodic suicides.|Attwood|The conditions have tipped Eric, a 50-year-old inmate, into a nervous breakdown. Early Monday morning, he started yelling, "Get me outta here!!!" repeatedly for 15 minutes. His voice inflection ranged from a demonically possessed adult male - worse than the Exorcist! - to that of a sobbing young child.|Attwood|Half of the shower area is refusing to drain. Hair matted with semen has clogged it up. To shower I have to step through the odoriferous scum floating in the water. This disturbs a multitude of tiny jet-black flies and they form a cloud around my person. Fortunately they bolt when the shower is turned on, and migrate to the dried fruit peel in the trashcan. When the shower is turned off they return to the shower. They prefer the semen.|Attwood}}</center>

The funny thing about all this is that Attwood didn't have to spend two years in pretrial confinement in the Maricopa County Jail. All he had to do was either enter a plea of "guilty" or file a speedy trial motion and get a trial within days. The Sixth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right to a speedy trial and was designed to prevent extensive, punitive pretrial incarceration, something the [[British]] liked to inflict upon [[American]] colonists.

===Inmates who have been killed or injured by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office===

[[Image:RestraintChair1.jpg|thumb|right|It also comes in beige.]]
Family members of inmates who have died or been injured in jail custody have filed lawsuits against the sheriff’s office, and Maricopa County has paid more than $43 million in settlement claims during Arpaio's tenure. All of them have been [[retard]]s, [[drug]] addicts, or [[cripples|gimp]]s, which explains why they were treated so inhumanely. Besides, $43 million is only about 20% of Sheriff Joe's annual operating budget, so it's no big deal. Even if Arpaio could have built an air-conditioned jail facility for the money, we all know he wouldn't have done it. For Sheriff Joe, $43 million is just the price of doing business the way he wants to do it, [[ftw]]. The following [[cripples]] were victims:



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[[Image:RestraintChair2.jpg|thumb|right|A prison restraint chair.]]

'''Charles Agster:'''

In August 2001, Charles Agster, a 33-year-old [[retard]], died in the county jail three days after being forced by sheriff's deputies into a restraint chair used for controlling combative arrestees. Agster's parents were taking him to a psychiatric hospital because he was exhibiting [[paranoia]], then called police when he refused to leave a convenience store where they had stopped on the way. Officers took Agster to the Madison Street Jail, placed a spit hood over his face and strapped him to the chair, where he had a seizure and lost consciousness. He was declared brain dead three days later. A medical examiner later concluded that Agster died from complications from [[methamphetamine]] intoxication. In a subsequent lawsuit, an attorney for the sheriff's office described the amount of methamphetamine in Agster's system as 17 times the known lethal dose. The lawsuit resulted in a $9 million jury verdict against the county, the sheriff's office, and Correctional Health Services. So now Agster's parents have traded a retarded, drug-addicted [[basement dweller]] for lots of money, and the Sheriff's deputies had the fun of killing another worthless inmate. It was obviously a win-win situation. It's also a case study in why not to call the cops to help anyone in an altered mental state. They will fuck it up every time.
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'''Scott Norberg:'''

Scott Norberg, a former [[Mormon|Brigham Young University]] football wide receiver died while in custody of the Sheriff's office in 1996. Norberg was arrested for assaulting a police officer in Mesa, Arizona, after neighbors in a residential area reported a delirious man walking in their neighborhood. Arpaio's office claimed Norberg was also high on [[methamphetamine]], but a blood toxicology screen performed post-mortem was inconclusive. According to a toxological report, Norberg did have methamphetamine in his urine, though there should have been no direct effect caused by the methamphetamine on Norberg's behavior at the time of the incident. Evidence suggests that detention officers shocked Norberg several times with a stun-gun. According to an investigation by Amnesty International, Norberg was already handcuffed and face down when officers dragged him from his cell and placed him in a restraint chair with a towel covering his face. After Norberg's corpse was discovered, detention officers accused Norberg of attacking them as they were trying to restrain him. The cause of his death, according to the Maricopa County medical examiner, was due to "positional asphyxia." Sheriff Arpaio investigated and [[Derp|subsequently cleared detention officers of any criminal wrongdoing]]. Norberg’s parents filed a lawsuit against Arpaio and his office, and the lawsuit was settled for $8.25 million. Ka-ching!
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'''Brian Crenshaw:'''

Brian Crenshaw was a legally blind and [[retarded]] inmate who was beaten to death while being held in Maricopa County Jail doing time for shoplifting. The injuries that led to his death were initially blamed on a fall from his bunk but were later found to have been the result of a brutal beating by jail guards on March 7, 2003. A [[lolsuit|lawsuit]] filed in the Maricopa County Superior Court by the lawyer for Crenshaw's family stated: ''An external examination report of the Maricopa County Medical Examiners Office concluded that Brian's death was caused by "complications of blunt force trauma due to a fall." This conclusion was reached largely on the Maricopa County Sheriffs Office's relation of their "history" of Brian's injuries to the Medical Examiner's Office; a history that included the MCSO's implausible story that all of Brian's injuries were caused by a fall from his cell bed. The Maricopa County Medical Examiner conducted no autopsy; nor was the Maricopa County Medical Examiner informed by MCSO or [the Correctional Health Services] about Brian's beating on March 7, 2003 and/or related events. An independent autopsy report later narrowed the cause of Brian's death to peritonitis and sepsis secondary to the duodenal perforation. A fall from Brian's 4-foot, 2 inch bunk could not have simultaneously caused a broken neck, broken toes, and a duodenal perforation.'' The lawsuit against Arpaio and his office resulted in an award of $2 million. As in the Scott Norberg case, it was alleged that Arpaio's office destroyed evidence in the case. In the Crenshaw case, the attorney who represented the case before a jury alleged [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|digital video evidence was destroyed]], which probably showed a bunch of [[redneck]] [[cops]] beating the shit out of a blind [[retard]] and having the time of their lives before they threw him in solitary confinement to die.
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'''Richard Post:'''

Richard Post was a [[cripple|paraplegic]] inmate arrested in 1996 for trespassing and possession of marijuana. Post was placed in a restraint chair by guards and his neck was broken in the process. The event, caught on video, shows guards smiling and laughing while Post is being injured. Because of his injuries, Post has lost much of the use of his arms, which virtually makes him a quadriplegic. The dumb bastard settled for only $800,000. That much money won't buy him the [[drugs]] he'll need to get through the rest of his pathetic life.
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===Recidivism===

[[Image:DA arpaiochaingang.jpg|left|thumb|Y'all come back now, ya hear?]]
In 1998, Arpaio commissioned a study by [[University of Phoenix|Arizona State University]] criminal justice professor Marie L. Griffin to examine recidivism rates based on conditions of confinement. Comparing recidivism rates under Arpaio to those under his predecessor, the study found that ''there was no significant difference in recidivism observed between those offenders released in 1989-1990 and those released in 1994-1995.'' Obviously, for all his bluster and tough-talk and sadistic treatment of prisoners, Joe Arpaio can't keep them from re-offending. He knows this, yet he continues his practices proving that he is a psychopathic sadist who is just [[doing it for the lulz]].

===A Real Man of '''IN'''Action===

[[File:JoeArpaio_Cool.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Joe Arpaio, a friend to pedos]]

[[Last Thursday]], it was revealed that the Maricopa County Sheriff's office had mishandled a number of sex crime cases, many of which involved children. Arpaio gave a firm and sensible explaination for his incompetency: They were [[asking for it]]. A majority of the cases that were ignored involved illegal immigrants. It's understandable that Arpaio wouldn't want to help these [[beaner]] scumbags, but Arpaio's logic has a major flaw: rape = Mexican marriage. Rape is a traditional marriage custom in Mexico, and by allowing these [[spics]] to marry and potentially procreate in our country, the immigration problem will only worsen. Also, Arpaio is missing a perfect opportunity to greatly reduce the Mexican population. Consider that nearly 105% of married Mexican women were sexually abused by their husbands as children. This means many if not all male Mexicans could be given the death penalty for raping [[children]].

===Contact Information===

{{twitter|realsheriffjoe}} 
{{facebook|real.joe.arpaio}}
*[http://plus.google.com/113598492537786647844/posts Google Plus]
*Office Phone Number: (602) 876-1801
*Office Fax Number: (602) 258-2081
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==External links==

*[http://www.wnd.com/2016/12/investigators-find-source-for-obamas-online-birth-certification-image/ Joe's book about Obama's 'fake birth certificate']
*[http://www.mcso.org/ Maricopa County Sheriff's Office]
*[http://archive.fo/szhO1 Official Bio]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080304084833/http://www.sheriffjoe.org/ Official Election Website]
*[http://www.azfamily.com/search?vendor=ez&qu=joe%2520arpaio&searchtype=Video Local News Coverage of Arpaio from KPHO.com and CBS 5 News (KPHO-TV)]
*[http://www.azfamily.com/search?vendor=ez&qu=arpaio Local News Coverage of Arpaio from azfamily.com and KTVK-3TV]
*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2004/sep/08/g2.onlinesupplement Hell on earth]
*[http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html Jon's jail journal earliest entries. Read it from oldest to newest.] -- Arpaio tortured prisoners who had not even been to trial yet for years. Prisoners suffered in 120F heat and the air conditioning only was turned on during inspections. Prisoners ate rotten food, cellmates were organized for the maximum spread of hepatitus, and the jails held a larger volume of roaches than people. Holding cells were as crowded as Japanese subway cars during rush hour.

==See also==
*[[Arizona]]
*[[Pink]]
*[[Police]]



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Rachel Dolezal

2024-08-22T23:17:19Z

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 38 (talk) to last revision by HellenicTrapstar

[[Image:Racheldolezalisblack.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Face of an oppressed black woman.]]

'''Nkechi Amare Diallo''', formerly known as '''Rachel Dolezal''' ('''Rachel Moore''' during her short marriage) be black y'all. She be a blackface <s>professor</s>, check that, <s>instructor of "[[Bubba|Africana studies]]" at Eastern Washington University</s> (not anymore!), a [[civil rights]] freedom fighter, the <s>[[Barack Obama|president]] of the [[Spokane|local]] [[NAACP]]</s> (not anymore!), <s>head of [[Spokane]]'s police oversight panel</s> (not anymore!), and an expert on "ethnic hair". She was born in a [[injun|teepee]] in [[Africa]] and was the victim of eight hate crimes when the [[bigot]]s in the news decided to accuse her of being white and cause [[over 9000|six million]] more hate crimes to be committed against her. She also makes black nationalist kitsch <s>art</s> plagiarism.

==Rachel Dolezal: Black hero==
[[File:Rachel Dolezal ape son brother.jpeg|thumb|Rachel Dolezal's drawing of her ape <s>son</s> adopted brother, who has been brainwashed by her to "hate white people" according to his other siblings]]

Rachel has been a [[victim]] of "[[hoax|eight documented hate crimes]]". Even though (allegedly) there is no evidence any of these occurred, she is outraged that the local authorities do nothing to stop it and claim a noose that was hung by her house was actually for stringing up deer. The post office has also failed to take proper measures, even though (allegedly) the [[anonymous]] letters that showed up in her PO box had no stamps or any indication that they were ever handled by the post office. Here Rachel discusses her outrage about it with the local reporter. At the end the reporter shows her a picture she posted [[online]] of her with a black man, that she said was her father. The reporter then asks some confusing questions.

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The evil [[white]] media, controlled by [[the man]], took this opportunity to try and take down a strong, black, [[transnigger|trans-ethnic]] woman. Two lying [[crackers]] contacted the news claiming that they are Rachel's [[nazi|German]] parents whom she forbid from coming to see her and that the people she claims are her son and father are actually her adopted brother and some random negro she found on the street. This was obviously a lie, as Rachel had already explained that she was born in a teepee and grew up in africa Q.E.D she's black.

While the NAACP supported her, saying that [[Hypocrisy|her race doesn't matter]], traitors to the [[SJW]] movement attacked Rachel! 
Despite constantly complaining about "[[Transexual|Trans]] [[NO NIGGERS|Exclusionary]] [[muslim|Radical]] [[Feminism]]" hurting transsexuals, those same transsexuals stabbed their black, trans-ethnic sister in the back, saying that transgenderism is real and transethnicity is not.

{{Quote|Follow the money trail.. A white woman makes millions off of a black woman's story.|Dolazel on 'The Help'|Hypocrisy at its finest}}

===Internet's Reaction and Hashtags===
[[File:Storm.transnigger.png|thumb|[[Dylann Roof]] shows his support]]
[[Image:Rachel.gif|thumb|right|240px|Sneak peak at the upcoming biopic]]
[[File:Rachel Dolezal Shaniqua.jpg|right|200px]]
The Internet was split between righteous sjws defending Rachel, and evil, [[racist]], [[hypocritical]] sjws attacking her. Many [[hashtag]]s went trending and much [[twitter]] induced [[PTSD]] was contracted in this epic battle for [[equality]].

====={{hashtag|RachelDolezal}}=====

The main hashtag where the brave Dolezal supporters fought the evil [[trolls]] trying to claim that "transracism isn't a thing" and that "Rachel Dolezal is nothing like [[Bruce Jenner]]".

====={{hashtag|AskRachel}}=====

A hashtag where black allies, brainwashed into internalized [[racism]] by the white man, attacked Rachel and tried to ask her insulting, stereotypical questions about their shared black culture to prove her blackness... Questions like:

'''When you see a fight about to start you:''' 
A) Call the police 
B) Run to safety 
C) Take out your camera phone and yell [[Worldstar Hiphop|WorldStar]]

====={{hashtag|Transracial}} '''/''' {{hashtag|TransracialLivesMatter}}=====

Here the courageous, oppressed transnegros talked about their struggles and created their own version of {{hashtag|BlackLivesMatter|[[BlackLivesMatter]]}} to bring [[attention]] to the discriminatory treatment the suffer from the [[police]] on a daily basis.

===={{hashtag|WrongSkin}}====

Every movement needs [[an hero|a hero]], and this hero came in the forum of {{twitter|GodfreyElfwick}}.

This valiant, trans-black, Genderqueer, [[Muslim]] [[atheist]] (Personal pronouns: Xir, Xirs Xirself) has been fighting the good fight of the transethinc people on twitter '''for six whole months''' before Rachel Dolezal. Finally, it was time for xir voice to be heard. 
Multiple news outlets contact xir and interviewed Godfrey about xir struggles as a transblack [[oxymoron|person of color]], while others falsely accused him of being a troll. Godfrey was flooded with hate from his misguided SJW brothers and sisters in his own hashtag "#WrongSkin".

Fight on, brave warrior.

[[File:Godfreyblack.jpg|center]]

==Paint by numbers==
Despite claims to be an "award-winning" artist, Dolezal is in reality a terrible artist who has to resort to plagiarism to produce something that does not resemble cancer. Dolezal resorts to printing out good art/crappy movie stills and painting over it. That's what a Masters in Fine Arts from [[shit|Howard University]] is worth.

===Dolezal's fake "photorealistic" art===
[[File:Dolezalartsucks.gif|center|thumb|500px|Movie still from ''Pariah'' and Rachel Dolezal's "original" that she thinks is worth at least $5,000.]]

===Dolezal's actual art===
[[File:Dolezalterribleart.png|thumb|center|This is Dolezal's actual handpainted art. What the fuck is this thing? ]]

==Ex-boyfriend nignog exposed==
It turns out that Rachel used to fuck a nignog who made terrible music. According to his whiny ass friends on JewTube, he didn't know she was a snow nigger! He's supposedly a "very smart" scientist. He must be an astrophysicist or some shit judging by his lyrics.

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==Reverse discrimination lawsuit==

Yep, back when she was openly white, Bi-Rachel sued the bigots at Howard University for discrimination, claiming they were racists who denied her jobs and art opportunities because she was white and discriminated against her for being pregnant (did she not make the cut for the basketball team?). [[haha|She lost]] and even had to [[fail|pay Howard University]] court costs.

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*[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/rachel-dolezal-discrimination-lawsuit-786451 sauce]

==White bitch gets a standing ovation for saying she is white==
If you wanted evidence that the world has gone to shit and needs to be torched to the ground, all you need is this: Rachel finally admitted that she was born to white parents, and dumb bitches applauded her, as if it was some brave thing she did. Even Ray Charles could see you are white and he is a nigger.

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<big>That was we have been saying from the start</big></center>

==Transnigger==

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Image:Racheldolezalmural.jpg|Mural of oppression
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File:Transnigger scooby doo.jpg|"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling racists!"
File:Racheldolezaljanbrady2.jpg|It's the new Rachel Dolezal, everyone!
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==Nude Photos==
It was also discovered that Dolezal participated in a [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/rachel-dolezal-posed-partially-nude-2012-photoshoot-article-1.2262645 photoshoot] in 2012.

{{Achtung|<big>WARNING! THIS IS A GALLERY OF DOLEZAL'S DISGUSTING HALF-NAKED TO NAKED PICTURES. TRUST US, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. OPEN AT OWN RISK AND DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU!</big>}}

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==See also==

* [[Victim complex]]
* [[Transnigger]]
* [[Bruce Jenner]] - They're exactly the same
* [[Bahar Mustafa]] - A proud, white trans-Arab woman
* [[Ahuviya Harel]] - White-bread guido man pretending to be a latina (or, as he puts it, latin@ or latinx) woman.
* [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] - A fellow [http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/06/12/a-big-slobbery-welcome-to-my-newest-trans-black-sister-rachel-dolezal/ self described, trans-black man]
* [[Wigger]] - Self explanatory
* [[I Dislike Cis People]] - Cis girl faking to be transgender.
* [[Shaun King]] - Her future husband and fellow transnigger.

==External Links==

* [[Jezebel]] {{archive|jQkLR|turned on socjus to reveal her helping other transniggers learn to pass}}
* {{archive|KwFJL|Scientists weigh in on this crap}}
* {{archive|61Fzb|Rachel's adopted brother calls her out}}
* [[Al Sharpton]] {{archive|fjssm| insults her cracker ass parents for not letting their daughter pretend she's black}}
* [http://nypost.com/2015/06/15/naacp-leader-who-pretended-to-be-black-resigns/ Rachel Dolezal resigns from NAACP]{{archive|Gs5Xe}}
* [http://easterneronline.com/35006/eagle-life/a-life-to-be-heard/ Many hilarious lies in this ''Easterner'' piece]{{archive|5EL3i}}
* [http://heatst.com/uk/nus-at-war-over-politically-black-antisemitic-president-a-rachel-dolezal/ A challenger appears. A challenger ALWAYS appears.]
* [https://onlyfans.com/racheldolezal OnlyFans account] 🤢

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