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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

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==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range). You've claimed victory when innocent bystanders start getting blocked as being your sockpuppet, with bonus points if this results in someone being desysopped for abusive blocking.

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''
[[File:Troll the RatWiki Rats.png|thumb|right|An example of the kind of thing that really pissed certain Rats off (I'm especially thinking of LeftyGreenMario and Anna Livia). Chances are you'll get blocked on site, but if you do this long enough and burn through enough socks you'll eventually get under their skin. The only thing that would make this better would be to reference cheerleaders in it.]]

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
* Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists and/or that kids/teens who actually have a life think they are stupid, not cool.
* Since RationalWiki has no CheckUser function (meaning they can't get your IP address), it is an excellent platform to post your fantasies of mass murder, child rape, political assassination, or other highly illegal nonsense (regardless of whether those fantasies are real or just horseshit intended to piss off the mods). Of course there's always risk, but seriously, they're not going to get your IP.
* Sexually harass users. This especially pisses off those who identify as female. You don't have to stalk anybody to do this, just ask them what size their bra is, have they ever been raped before, etc. Now if you choose to go beyond the wiki and actively stalk people like a dumbass, well that's on you.
* Pull names, addresses, phone numbers, etc out of your ass and claim it is the identity of users who haven't edited for a few months or years. Since that user isn't around to let people know that it's fake, they'll think this is real doxxing and freak out over it. Try to make it believable though, don't post American information for someone who is clearly British for example, or Chinese information for someone who is clearly Japanese.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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2024-07-01T16:34:09Z

Rat Hunter: An example of the stuff that tends to really offend Rats. The only thing that would have made this annoy them more would be to somehow reference cheerleaders in it.

== Summary ==
An example of the stuff that tends to really offend Rats. The only thing that would have made this annoy them more would be to somehow reference cheerleaders in it.

Hawk Tuah

2024-07-01T12:35:15Z

Rat Hunter: Categories

[[File:Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch.png|thumb|right|Hailey Welch aka "Hawk Tuah"]]
'''Hawk Tuah''' is a meme circulating about the interwebs as of 2024 in which a really ditzy and intoxicated [[hotard]] participates in a street interview in Nashville, [[Tennessee]]. Another fine example of a dumbass becoming famous just for being a dumbass (although she might actually be more intelligent than President [[Joe Biden]]).

Despite [[conspiracy theories]], this was not a scripted propaganda piece produced by the Church of Latter Day Saints, A Beka Book (an independent baptist publisher), Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or North Korea, although any of the above could easily take advantage of it to advance their ideologies.

==External links==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7tydu_erZo The interview on YouTube, where it all started]

[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Whores]]
[[Category:Stub]]

Pedobear

2024-07-01T12:32:25Z

Rat Hunter: /* See Also */ Adding Uncle Je

[[File:Pedobear HD.png|thumb|Pedobear]]
[[File:pedobearholland.jpg|thumb|Pedobear lives in the Netherlands]]
[[Image:Pedobearirl.png|thumb|right|[[IRL]]]]
[[Image:47479 151389524878893 100000235408302 371701 6729586 n.jpg|thumb|right|[[Cockmongler|9 out of 10 people think he is Pedobear irl!]]]]
[[File:Poland-poster.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html Pedobear is now an official mascot of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics], according to this totally reliable Polish newspaper.]]
[[File:Lolimongler.png|thumb|right|[[Cockmongler|He'll mongle your lolis]]!]]
[[Image:ROMAN.png|thumb|right|[[A CHALLENGER APPEARS]]]]
[[Image:Noex.jpg|thumb|[http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Researchers-dress-up-save-pandas/ss/events/sc/120710pandaresearch No exception..]]]

'''Pedobear''' or also '''Pædobear''' aka '''Roy Harms''' (born January 49th, 1949 in the Netherlands) is one of the more famous and long running [[4chan]] [[meme]]s. He actually originated from [[2channel]] (2ちゃんねる, ni channeru, 2ch for short), Japanese Internet forum, where he was called Kuma ([http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/クマー#AA.E3.81.AB.E3.82.88.E3.82.8B.E8.A1.A8.E7.8F.BE クマー]), literally "Bear". [[Some argue]] the Japanese omitted the "Pedo-" prefix to avoid redundancy since most anything churned out in [[Japan]] is assumed to promote pedophilia.

While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for [[4chan]]'s legion of knuckle-dragging [[pedophile]]s, targeting prepubescent girls, or "[[loli]]". Like [[300|King Leonidas]] and each subsequent wave of [[Lolcats]], Pedobear is the subject of many bad [[photoshopping|photoshoppings]], usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography [[b-tards]] get their [[AIDS|filthy]] paws on.

Pedobear has become so popular [[newfag|newfags]] and [[gaia_online|12 year olds]] alike flock to /b/ under the impression that that they can find more "funny" Pedobear pictures. This is similar to the popularity brought on by the previously mentioned [[lolcats]]. Sadly some poorly informed Anonymous refer to him as Pedrobear believing that to be his real name.

==Ancestry==
According to [http://www.metafilter.com/92777/Pedobear-Plush#3133023 this post] by an [[oldfag]], Pedobear originated as [[ASCII]] art on [[2channel]], simply named "Kuma" or "bear".

A mirror of the first [[evar]] 2channel thread with Kuma can be found [http://mimizun.com/log/2ch/kao/1046353580/ here]. (See post 590)

くまくま━━━━━━ヽ（・(ｪ)・）ノ━━━━━━ !!!

Over time on 2ch, posting Kuma ASCII art evolved into a call out of an obvious [[troll]]; Kuma would be pictured bursting into the thread to eat the "troll bait".

Then [[Anon]] got his hands on Kuma and the rest is [[history]] - the one time a [[meme]] got more perverted when moving ''away'' from [[Japan]].
[[File:Theodor_Kittelsen-En_uheldig_bjørnejakt.jpg|thumb|Coming from the ancient ages, to rape you.]]

==ATTACKS ON PEDOBEAR==
[[Image:Pedobearorg.jpg|thumb|The president approves.]]
[[Image:Cavitysearchpedobear.jpg|thumb|Ironically, Pedobear's skills have been put into service of the Department of Homeland Security]]
[[File:Pedobear inside.jpg|thumb|Dum...Dumdumdum dummmm]]
[[File:flubble.jpg|thumb|Swimming equipment fail.]]
===[[Gaia Online]] ===
A recent update from the retarded developers of [[Gaia]] made it so you can no longer say or post Pedobear pics. This is because the developers are cowards and don't want to be raided by [[Anonymous]] (though of course making such a declaration ''increases'' the likelihood that Anonymous will raid). So to be sure they're protected, they're going to put up curtains, [[Dog|add an advanced security system]], and put up phoneline trackers.

However, it is now known that Pedobear had infiltrated Gaia Online's servers some time ago. He can be seen by the sharp eyed to [[Whistles go whoo|whistle innocently]] as he buys the little ones from vending machines and hits the forums with the intention of obtaining [[n00ds]]. See [[Gaia Online]] for more info. Pedobear is known to be secretely raeping Hannah Montana.

===[[Gamespot]]===
In typical faggotry, Gamespot has banned any avatars with Pedobear in them, and warns the user. They claim it is offensive.

===Tinypic and [[Imageshack]]===
Pedobear is also banned from both Tinypic and Imageshack.

===[[Photobucket]]===
"''Pedobear is a violation of terms. We do not allow images of Pedobear and we are actively removing all images containing Pedobear. Sincerely, Your Photobucket Support Team.''"

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Online Help Center: http://photobucket.com/tips.php
FAQ's: http://photobucket.com/faq
Support Forums: http://forums.photobucket.com
Support Email: support@photobucket.com"

*[http://community.livejournal.com/indiefucks/27357084.html?thread=964853148#t964853148]

===[[Facebook]] (pending)===
Recently on facebook, a group of moralfags took it upon themselves to remove pedo bear from the internets forever, failing completely to heed to the saying "what goes online stays online".
In a discussion with one of the admins on that page, it has also beeen revealed that she is in fact a god fag, meaning that she is 9000 times more self righteous than we originally thought.
The group can be found here:<del>http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ban-Pedo-Bear-off-Face-Book-and-the-WEB/128095693884859</del> lol gone

===DEVIANTART===
[[Image:Pedowin.jpg|thumb|[[Chris Hansen]] approves]]
[[Image:Pedobear123.JPG|thumb|Too old.]]
[[Image:Circlepedobear.jpg|thumb|Proper advertisment.]]
TheShadowmistress, who is described by her friends as a [[lesbian|RAGING LESBIAN]], thought it would a good idea to directly attack the [[internet hate machine]] by claiming that anyone who gazed upon Pedobear was supporting [[cp|child porn]], [[rape]], and Child Molesting. Ironically, shortly after this [[DA|deviant-art]] site was found by anonymous, an entire month of posts [[delete fucking everything|went missing]], minus her post saying that those who rallied to defend our beloved fictional [[furry]] [[pedophile|child molester]] were uncivil and she was going to [[ignore]] us. [[B|/b/]] and [[anonymous]] has been seen preparing to defend Pedobear against these [[lie|accusations]].

==The Battle Begins==
Shadowmistress posted a comment stating that Pedobear supported child pornography and that his image should be banned from [[DA|Deviant-Art]]. Thus, memebers were enraged, and there was [[flame war|a massive battle of wits]] ultimatly ending in her hiding all comments she disliked, displeasing [[no u|Anonymous]].

On 15 November 2007, [[anonymous|shadowy figures]] [[raid|struck a mighty blow]], though not even their heroic sallies of "UR TEH GHEY" or "[[Your]] a pedo" were able to stop her [[faggotry]]. No, [[cunt|she]] would not be content until [[delete fucking everything|she reported every single post of Pedo-bear]].

The following day, 4chan struck again with slightly less force, but still enough to confuse deviantartlets wandering around the burnt-out wreckage of her Deviant gallery:

{{quote|what exactly happened here?| - chase24}}
{{quote|I think she got into a fight with someone about something... Something about some letter or whatever...|- ~SOnicHerO100}}

'Tis truly a dark dark day for Pedobear; we have won the battle. Prepare for war.
[[last_Thursday|Recently]] there has been a rumor that [[pedobear|Pedo-bear]] might actually be removed from [[DA|Deviant-art]]. ONOES! [[Some_argue|Some Argue]] that this is [[lie|a good thing]]. [[Anonymous|Most]] people disagree. However, there may be [[Unfunny|lulz]] if she is able to get Pedobear removed, since she is leaving [[Internets|The Internet]] permanently because her [[faggot|husband]] is returning from somewhere she is not [[Walmart|clear about]].
Sources say that [[B|Anonymous]] has decided Not to raid [[DA]], as if they are banning [[meme|Memes]] It [[lie|might result in less]] [[newfags]]. [[IRL|In reality]] it's because Anon is [[lazy]]. If [[pedobear|Pedo-bear]] isn't allowed on [[DA]], [[newfags]] will just post their art on the [[B|/b/]] and [[v/|/v/]] instead.

==Another random faggot==
Another [[stupid|intelligent,]] [[faggot|sexy,]] and [[basement dweller|independant]] who basically said the same thing to someone he banned from his [[gay|awesome]] chatroom was [http://ryuhikari.deviantart.com/ Morgan Miller], and was promptly hacked and permanently banned.

== An American Icon? ==

[[Pedobear]] is an exclusive 100% American creation. From what has been observed, he can be generally found in Florida and has little interest to move to any other part of the world (except for vacations to Denmark)

Currently, even toddlers are being exploited by money grubbing American parents to appear TV shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras. Apparently, children don't find such shows entertaining. Guess who does? Pedobear sets his DVR to record the show.
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It was Sinclair Lewis who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Similarly, Pedobear is usually Americanized to make him more politically correct. A pedobear with the stars and stripes in the background is more likely to be accepted than a pedobear without them.

=== [http://www.infowars.com/30-signs-that-america-has-become-a-horrible-place-for-children/ Pedobear Stats for USA (Or Why Pedobear is proud to be American)] ===
{{quote3|

[[Image:SupportAmerica.png|center|thumb|250px|Show your patriotism, faggot!]]

# There are more than 3 million reports of child abuse in the United States every single year.
# In the United States today, it is estimated that one out of every four girls is sexually abused before they become adults.
# The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now publicly advising parents that infants and young children are “sexual beings“.
# 67 percent of all sexual assault victims in America are children.
# The state of Illinois has actually been paying convicted sex offenders to babysit young children.
# 20 percent of all child sexual abuse victims are under the age of 8.
# According to researchers, convicted rapists in the United States report that two-thirds of their victims were under 18, and among those cases 58% said that their victims were 12 years old or younger.
# One out of every four teen girls in the United States now has an STD.
# Law enforcement officials estimate that about 600,000 Americans and about 65,000 Canadians are trading dirty child pictures online.
# In airports all over the country, many young children are being subjected to “enhanced pat-downs” during which their private parts are touched before they are allowed to get on to their airplanes.
# It is estimated that 500,000 babies that will be born this year will be sexually abused before they turn 18.

}}

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Image:Bearstamp.jpg|USPS Supports Pedobear]
Image:USAbear.png|You've got mail!
Image:TIME pedobear.jpg|TIME approves
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Image:No-child-left-behind.jpg|Even the Education Department is into it!
Image:451taken.jpg|Notice how American UFOs only abduct loli. They are not interested in abducting senile people.
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==Old media recognition==
With the [http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=5029 new animu] striking TV's, we can at last see him starring in! It took a bit too long, but we made it! Pedobear sighting in Portland Or [http://www.kgw.com/video/thesquare-index.html?nvid=400605] as people are butthurt over Pedobear being used to advertise a costume sale.
{{cg|Old Media|OLDMEDIA|center|<gallery>Image:Pedobear anime.jpg|Pedobear as [[animu]]
Image:Kodomo_no_jikan_pbear.jpg|The joy of teh...
Image:Kodomo_no_jikan_pbear_shirt.jpg|Pedobear approves!
Image:Pedokuma.gif|Pedobear is fast.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Pedobear_Spore.JPG|Pedobear in the award winning game ''Spore''
Image:Pat buchanan pedo bear.jpg|Pedobear in Pat Buchanan article
File:866481481094619025.gif|Pedobear is a skilled [[Hardcore Dancing|dancer]]. He is seen here attempting to lure loli with his wicked moves.
File:1328714409710.jpg|As this picture illustrates, there have been Pedobear sightings since the late Victorian era.</gallery>}}

==Hitting Vancouver==
In February 2008, a [[Polish]] newspaper reported[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html] that one of the mascots for the [[Canada|Vancouver Winter Olympics]] was, in fact, Pedobear. Historians believe that this is the greatest lolocaust since [[Holocaust|a certain champion of the lulz decided to have a barbeque with die juden]] and proves the universally recognized point that Polish people are fucking stupid and should've been wiped about by Hitler years ago. HEIL!
[[Image:PedoPolish.jpg|center|lol you stupid Poles]]

Obviously the Dutch couldn't stay far behind. Perhaps the most internets 1.0 Dutch TV station, [[nigra|AVRO]], printed in their in-house TV guide an article introducing the Vancouver mascots:

[[Image:93f0c859 Avrofail.jpg|center|thumb|300px]]

==Chillin with the [[Pope|Holy-See]] in Malta==
<center>[[File:Pandaprint.jpg]] [[File:Pedopope.png|The Pope IRL|thumb]]</center>
Pedobear is frequently mistaken for [[Pandas]] by [[Gook|southeast asians]]. Unfortunately, this was clearly a job for [[Shotacat]], not Pedobear. Stencil [[fail]].

==To Jail He Goes==
The illustrious Pedobear was just put into a juvenile delinquent correctional facility for pedophilia. Pedobear now inhabits this facility as a stuffed animal toy for kids who have no care for the world. While his "friends" may leave juvies when they are 18, he will be staying there for the remainder of the interwebz.

==Crass Commercialism==
[[Image:Pedobear engrish.PNG|280px|thumb|The full story of pedobear, found on a T-shirt in a japanese store.]]

===Plush Doll===
Pedobear has the distinction of being one of the first Internet [[meme|memes]] to ascend to the level of a plush doll available for online purchase. [[SRSLY]]. Purchases presumably boost ad-revenue for [[ED]]. The [[truth]] of what's to come, however, is [[o rly|pretty obvious]].

The dolls will be purchased mostly by [[pedophiles|pedophiles]] to lure little kids into their van.

For those keeping score:
:'''WINNERS'''
*[[ED]] - Ad revenue from sales
*[[Whore|PedoBearPlush.com]] - direct revenue from sale of dolls
*[[Pedophile|Pedophiles]] - will help molest [[moar]] children
*[[Chris Hansen]] - increased child sex crimes is good for [[srs|business]]
*[[You]] - Resultant fallout will provide steady stream of [[Lulz]] which you'll hear about from [[ED]].
*[[???]]
*[[PROFIT]]: ''That's right. Another way to accrue [[profit|pr0fit]] has been discovered and its based on little kids being molested.''
:'''LOSERS'''
*Little kids - [[raped|Gonna Be Raped]]
*Your soul - deriving entertainment tertiarily from child sex abuse is no way to [[win]] points with [[raptor jesus|the boss]], unless you pray to [[Satan]]. In which case Kudos!

===Nintendo DS Video Game===

 

[[File:Pedobear_Gaming_Experience.compat.gif|frame|center|[[:File:Pedobear_Gaming_Experience.compat.gif|Click here]] for full version]]
 
 
'''''Gameplay video'''''

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===Movie Trailer===
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===Robot===
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==A few of his favorite things…==
See [[Pedobear/favorites]]

===Pedobear Hot Spots===
The world's most snuggly bear can be spotted out in a wide variety of kiddie-friendly locations. Here is a list of such places to look (or better yet, look OUT) for:

*Elementary/Primary schools...
*Playgrounds...
*[[Animal abuse|Petting zoos]]...
*Daycare facilities...
*In malls during the [[Christmas]] and [[Easter]] holidays when kiddies get their picture taken with Santa or the Easter Bunny...
*Carnivals and fairgrounds...
*Any movie theater with a rated-G flick playing...
*TOYS 'R US...
*[[Legos|LEGOLAND]]...
*Ice-cream shops...
*Children's center at libraries...
*[[France]]...
*Child fitting-rooms at Wal-Mart...
*Hospital nurseries...
*Any busy town or city on [[Halloween]] night...
*McDonald's Play Place...
*<strike>Middle school dances</strike> '''TOO OLD'''
*[[Disney]] World...
*Disney Land...
*Chuck E. Cheese's...
*[[Justin Bieber]] concerts...
*[[Twilight]] conventions
*[[Harry Potter]] conventions...

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|T-pain|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>dh6wtATgJRs</youtube><center>'''Pedobear doing what he does best'''</center> |
<youtube>H1g_p2l5S-Y</youtube><center>'''Pedobear reviewing a videogame'''</center> |
<youtube>h-rTrtlDPBM</youtube><center>'''Pedobear tunes'''</center> |
<youtube>4W5tpbTJ7V8</youtube><center>'''Pedobear in "Doubt"'''</center> |
<youtube>s4dm5gDJXR4</youtube><center>'''Pedobear in [[Germany]]'''</center> }}</center>

==Pedobear on Faux==

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'''Ownership, claimed by [http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AqYi2Nz__7O.ftXBY7RJG4B_7hR.;_ylv=3?show=57783bc7562f75442f87132e1f2f9146aa a real life pedophile]
'''

==Unfair Prejudices==
On 11/15/2010 Photobucket stated that any pictures that feature bears, such as our beloved [[pedobear|pedobear]], will be removed from their [[Moralfaggotry|image hosting site]]. This obvious prejudice against animals and ultimately [[Pedobear|pedobear]] will not go unpunished.

==Gallery==
{{cg|PedoBear Approves!|pedobeargallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedobear1.jpg|I c what u did thar
Image:PedobearUpskirt.gif|[[Upskirt]]
Image:Pedobear bathtime.gif|bath time
Image:Pedobear2.gif|DO A BARREL ROLL!
Image:PedobearInBed.gif|Pedobear strikes again!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedobear anime girl.jpg
Image:Pedobear Slenderman.PNG
Image:Pedobear Vacation.jpg|Pedobear enjoying a cruise
Image:RESIDENT PEDO-X.jpg|Capcom's been hard at work.
Image:Camo_Bear_Redux.jpg|"If you go down to the woods today..."
Image:Pedochat.jpg|An underage child went missing,screencaps leaked from top seekrit FBI records
Image:Foreveryoung.gif|Calm down, PedoB. It's just a song!
Image:PedoBieber.png|[[Justin Bieber|Justin PedoBieber]]
Image:Pedowest.jpg|[[Kanye West|Kanyebear]]
Image:OMG_pedobear.jpg|OH LAWWWD!
Image:Pedokip.png|Many lolis sure liek [[Mudkip|Pedokipz]]
Image:Pedobear_In_Hawaii.jpg|Not even Hawaiian lolis are safe
Image:Over Nine Years Oooold!.png
Image:Pedobear_color.jpg|Now available at TOYS 'R US...
Image:Pedorage.jpg|Pedobear angry that he can't get any.
Image:Pedobear_blkgrl.jpg|Pedobear isn't prejudice by any means; he loves the black lolis, too!
Image:Tumblr lj5tzb4p091qgojb7o1 400.jpg
Image:Gander At Your Ward... Gander At Her....png|Gander at your ward... Gander at her...
Image:PedobearGotcha!LOL.gif|There's no use hiding.
Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|Pedobear's reference chart
Image:Pedobear_mcd.jpg|Shit, he's everywhere!
Image:Pedoville.jpg|Pedobear on FarmVille
Image:Pedowins.jpg|An archived piece of winrar
Image:Pedobear_dammit.jpg|"Dammit..."
Image:Pedomon.gif
File:Pedo File.jpeg
Image:PedobearWatch.gif
Image:Pedocake002.jpg|He heard correctly
Image:Pedobear_olympics2.jpg|2010 Vancouver [[Olympics]]
Image:Elisha_bear.jpg|God loves bald men and Pedobears.
Image:Pedobearfapplz.gif
Image:Is Dat Sum Loli.jpg|Pedobear is always on the lookout for fresh meat.
Image:Lotsobear.png|Introducing Lotso Bear, Pedobear's great-grandfather; he's an actor and molested Pedobear when he was little.
Image:Pedobear_goes_to_War.jpg|Pedobear fights the good fight.
Image:Carrie-star-trek.jpg|Pedobear scoring at a trekkie convention
Image:Pedobearlove2.jpg|Girls love Pedobear
Image:Sandwichpedobear.jpg|The Bear pops in at a certain Dallas/Fort Worth area sandwich shop from time to time.
Image:Pedovac.jpg|Who else but Pedobear???
Image:Pedobear_squinting.jpg|Do you see what I see?
Image:Pedodemotivator.jpg
Image:4chanandpedobears.jpg|Pedobear and friends
Image:Pedobear 17.jpg
Image:PedobearDateline.jpg|Pedobear gets his own TV show
Image:Pedobear-watch.jpg|Can do!
<!>Image:Pedobearbusted.JPG|[[brb, jail]]<!>
Image:Pedobearhunt.jpg|The hunt is on.
Image:Pedobear 1.jpg
Image:banjo_pedo.jpg|[[Banjo-Kazooie|GU-HUH!]]
Image:Pedobear 9.gif|Narrowly avoiding a sting operation.
Image:Pedobear 22.jpg
Image:Pedobear 28.jpg
Image:Pedobear 13.png
Image:[[File:pedo time.jpg]]
Image:Pedobear 34.jpg|[[rape|You have seven days]]
Image:Pedobear 35.gif|Pedobear the Game - pre-order now at your local Game Stop!
Image:Pedobear-msn.gif|Pedobear's MSN avatar.
Image:Pedoroman.jpg
Image:Pedobear-napalm.jpg|Pedobear loves [[Communist]] children.
Image:Pedo4way.gif|So many lolis, so little time.
Image:PEDOBEAR by Vonki.jpg|Warning Signs to be wary of
Image:Sadpedobear.jpg|[[Zombie]] lolis make Pedobear SAD.
Image:Pedobear and friends.png|The gang's all here.
Image:Cospbear-pool3.jpg
Image:Pedobear_take_child.jpeg
Image:Pedobearvspaul.gif|No [[Paul Franke]] they are mine!
Image:Pedocomic.jpg
Image:Bitches Dont Know Bout My Loli.jpg|[[Bitches don't know]] bout Pedobear"s loli!
Image:Pedobearbusted.jpg|Pedobear getting pwned by [[Chris Hansen]].
Image:Carreira.jpg|Clean your mouth before someone sees it!
Image:paintbear.jpg|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows [[shit|what you can achieve with hard work]].
Image:Band8-1.jpg|[[goth]] children love pedobear, too!
Image:Pedofox.jpg|PB can supposedly see (nekkid) loli's from space with naked eye.]]
Image:Pedochair.jpg|Pedo[[LOLCHAIR|Chair]]
Image:Guita-pedo.png
Image:bearof1.jpg[[Shit Bricks|You'll Shit Brix]].
Image:Pedoaddiapproved.jpg|Sorry, no [[Swirlface|swirlface!!1]]
Image:Pedobear_jealousy.jpg|Phroggy is jealous of pedobear.
Image:Punkprincess Pedobear approved.JPG|Okay, THIS BEAR can talk
Image:DOING IT WRONG.jpg|Pedobear is subliminal.
Image:Pedobearabortion.jpg|Sometimes he gets impatient
Image:Fatpedobear.jpg|By [[fatferaligatr]]
Image:Pedoobjection.jpg|Hit that before puberty does!
Image:Poor kids and pedobear.jpg
Image:Pedobearia.gif|loli??
Image:Pedobear 2.jpg|Occasionally [[Poland|falls for the trap]].
Image:Pedobear 4.jpg
Image:Pedobear 5.jpg|Just like [[Metroid|Samus]]!
Image:Pedobear 6.jpg
Image:Pedobear 7.jpg
Image:Pedobear 8.jpg|I didn't know she was 3.
Image:Pedobear 10.jpg
Image:Pedobear 11.gif
Image:Pedobear 12.jpg|Always by the book.
Image:Pedobear 14.jpg
Image:Pedobear 15.jpg
Image:Pedobear 16.jpg
Image:Pedobear 18.jpg
Image:Pedobear 19.jpg
Image:Pedobear 20.jpg
Image:Pedobear 21.jpg
Image:Pedobear 23.jpg
Image:Pedobear 24.jpg
Image:Pedobear 25.jpg
Image:Pedobear 26.jpg
Image:Pedobear 27.jpg
Image:Pedobear 29.jpg
Image:Pedobear 30.jpg
Image:Pedobear 31.jpg|[[Gyo Edit]]
Image:Pedobear 32.jpg|bros before hoes
Image:Pedobear 33.jpg
Image:Pedobear 36.jpg
Image:Pedobear 37.jpg
Image:Pedobear 38.jpg
Image:Pedobear 39.jpg|PB SSJ Lvl2!
Image:Pedobear 40.jpg
Image:Pedobear 41.jpg
Image:Pedobear Japanese Schoolgirls.jpg
Image:Pedobear_vader.jpg|"I find your lack of loli disturbing."
Image:632669.jpg|Pedobear [[cosplay]]
Image:Flash Pedobear 1.jpg
Image:PedobearDonna1.jpg
Image:Pedobear_cheer.jpg
Image:PicturePedo.JPG|lol wut
Image:pedoirl.jpg|Pedobear IRL
Image:Rh pedobear.jpg|Run, [[Rosa Helikopter|Loli]], run!
Image:Pedo_Bear.jpg|Pedo Bears later years
Image:Abpedo.gif|She's too old for you, Pedobear
Image:Bliss bear.jpg|Even Windows users are not safe.
Image:Pbearnext.jpg|Next?
Image:madelinepedobear.jpg|I Loev hur
Image:Pedobear42.jpg|Pedobear stalking his next loli. Poor loli.
Image:Run_loli_run.jpg
Image:HangingBear.jpg
Image:DeliciousLoli.png|Approved!
Image:LOVINIT.png
Image:Pedobear_comeclean.png
Image:pedobear3.gif
Image:Pedobearhalo.jpg
Image:Pedobearentry.JPG|Pedobear dynamix entris x2 lol
Image:Alicelol1.jpg|Pedobear can frequently be found hiding in the shadows at childrens' portrait studios.
Image:ShotacatAndPedobear.jpg|...when in [[trap|doubt]]
Image:Pedopoke.gif|Oh you...
Image:SadPedobear.png|No loli ?
Image:Pedobearsneaksin.jpg|Pedobear is [[stalker|sneaky as fuck]].
Image:Pedobeartransportslolis.jpg
Image:Twopedobears.jpg|TWO! TWO MOLESTING PEDOBEARS! AH AH AH! *thunderclap*
Image:Pokebear.jpg|Kids like [[pokemon|Pokémanz]], right?
Image:Nessa_pedobear.jpg|Pedobear in his natural habitat: Chasing jailbait.
Image:OMG!!2.jpg
Image:Pedobear_ancestor.png|One of Pedobear's ancestors sporting some [[loli|vintage loli]]
Image:Mr_Peado.jpg
Image:Pedobear_Cosplay.png|Pedobear doesn't mind weeaboo lolis either, and will cosplay if need be.
Image:Tibia Scary Screen.jpg|Pedobear plays [[Tibia]] where he finds little children.
Image:pedosightinggirl.jpg|Oh sweet, a pedobear.
Image:Pedoscape.png|He appears very subtly in various places.
Image:Pedobear_Stargate.jpg|He will traverse the universe to get lolis.
Image:Pedogloomybear2.jpg|Gloomy PedoBear
Image:Jb204.jpg|real pedobear
Image:PEDOBEAR_FOR_SALE.jpg|Pedobear toys!
Image:Pedobear2.jpg|THESE AREN'T LOLI, THEY'RE TOO OLD! SAVE ME!
Image:pedochu.jpg|LOLI [[FTW]]!
Image:pedoload.jpg
Image:little sister pedobear.jpg|Pedobear stalking a [[Bioshock|Little Sister]]
Image:Pedobearinpairs.jpg|Pedobear orgies are common.
Image:Pedo_kid.jpg|Another day, another victim
Image:Pedo_weegee.jpg
Image:Pedobearsbig.jpg
Image:Pbatnight.gif
Image:Chris in disguise.png|[[It's_a_trap|IT'S A TRAP!]]
Image:Ursus.jpg|On [[Wikipedia]], any cryptic Pedobear reference gets you an instant [[banhammer|block]].
Image:Pedobearinneedofchildren.jpg
Image:Childbear.PNG|In India, "Child Bear" is a deity unto which you must sacrifice your lolis.
Image:Pedobear3.jpg|The children have a new friend to play with
Image:Pedobear4.jpg|Never trust a certain "Dr P Bear" with your kids
Image:Sharpedo.png|MOAR PIKACHU PLZ OM NOM NOM NOM
Image:Pedobearfounddead.jpg|Goodnight sweet prince. NEVAR FORGET!
Image:LoliWut.JPG|Loliwut?
Image:Pedobear_on_italian_ad.gif
Image:Pedobear-tshirt.jpg
Image:Wheniwasraped.JPG
Image:pedobearslainbycloud.jpg
Image:Pedobeardisguise.jpg
Image:Signed pedobear.jpg|Chris Hansen signed this [[Camwhore|portrait]] of [[Pedobear]]
Image:Signed pedobear zoom.jpg|The signed portrait, in a shitty black frame (surfaced 07.17.2008)
Image:Pedosquidbilly.jpg
Image:Pedoshock.jpg
Image:Pedobearvnegra.jpg|black person
Image:betterbuddies.jpg|[[Pedobear]]'s has a much more successful cousin
Image:Pedospore.jpg
Image:Pedofist.jpg|[[EQ2Flames|Dragonfist and daughter]].
Image:CP_railways_best_customer.jpg|Pedobear only rides [[CP]] Railways when he travels
Image:PedobImage065.JPG|The only destination for Pedobear
Image:Pedobear_secret.jpg|The truth behind pedobear
Image:Pedoohbear2.jpg|He isn't looking for honey...
Image:PedoBoo.JPG|PedoBoo from Super Mario Bros. 3
Image:Pedobeardisapprovesdelaney.png|Pedobear hates seeing things like this, ugh.
Image:PedobearGaia.png|Pedobear once played Gaia
Image:Rappelpedo.jpg|Always prepared.
Image:Pedo out.jpg|[[kthxbye]]. [[brb, loli]]!
Image:PB Two Headed Thread.png|PB doesn't discriminate
Image:SupB.jpg|Even elevators aren't safe
Image:Pedocake.JPG|Watch out kids!
Image:Pedololi.jpg
Image:Pedobear_tactical_child_grabC.jpg|Pedobear executes a tactical child grab.
Image:Pedobedroom.jpg|Pedobear loves naked children running around.
Image:HermanLiDragonforceStoreVegaCopenhagen.JPG|Even Herman Li supports Pedobear.
Image:IRLpedobear.jpg|Pedobear [[IRL]].
Image:She%27s_14PB.jpg|[[Mormon]] pedobear
Image:Pedobearhalloween.jpg| Hmm...
Image:Pedomask.jpg|Pedobear cultist chases after his prey.
Image:Pedomilkmandan.png|I hate you, Milkman Pedobear.
Image:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|Hesitation: Pedobear has none.
Image:Pedopuddsy.jpg|Pedobear's African loving cousin?
Image:Pedobear mourning.png|Pedobear mourns for the death of a kindred soul.
Image:Pedobear I am disappoint.jpg|[[I am disappoint|Pedobear is disappoint]]
Image: PedobearMadisonPettis.jpg|Pedobear Love this Disney Girl "Madison Pettis"
Image:Pfpedo.jpg|He has political influence
Image:Pedocat.jpg|[[Shotacat|Pedo cat]]
Image:Lolis epic2 anonib.jpg|Pedobear Fanclub
Image:Pedobearnfriends.jpg‎|Pedobear & friends
Image:Pedo-bear1.jpg|Pedobear at Comic-Con 2009
Image:Ipodvideocamera.png|Apple Special Event September 2009
Image:Arabella_bear_in_disguise.png|Pedobear in children's literature
Image:Pe-tanbear.png|He'll hit her FTW!
Image:Loli train.gif|ALL ABOARD!!
File:Allahu Akbar Pedobear.jpg|[[Allahu Akbar]]
Image:I-lol'd.jpg|I lol'd
Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|This Pedobear Love The Little Sweet Stephanie Tanner!
Image:PedobearAndMadisonPettis.JPG|Sick Pedobear Meet his Favorite Child Actress in the Park!
Image:pbplug.png|Sometimes when he's really enjoying himself, Pedobear freezes up.
Image:pokerbear.jpg|[[Poker Face|Pokerface]] pedobear, as [[Josef Fritzl|double agent]] on a mission for Dateline NBC; Uses [[Bear|pseudobear]] as a [[You|scapegoat]]
Image:Pedobear busted.jpg|Busted!
Image:Pedobear-irl-school-560x372.jpg|Pedobear finally gets his dick wet
Image:Pedobear_On_BBC_Click_program.png|Pedobear On The BBC, Mar 2010
Image:PaedoBook.jpg|Just for the children[http://freshgadgetnews.com/computers/mobile-pcs/rilakkuma-sx-series-netbook/].
Image:EmilyGraceReavesPedobear.JPG|This Pedobear dick feel wet and want her so bad!
Image:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Look for the bear
Image:runningpope.jpg|A challenger appears
Image:Pedopope2.jpg
Image:pedopope.jpg
Image:Hitgirlpedobear.jpg|And he was so worried about Chris Hansen...
Image:Pedobear-stephanie.gif|[[Stephanie]] loves pedobear
Image:Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif|..in every position
Image:Pedobear_in_Disneyland.jpg|[[Epic win|Pedobear in Disneyland]]
Image:ColonelPedobearFINAL.png|Canada is officially the first country to have Pedobear in a [[Colonel Russell Williams|Colonel]] format.
Image:Pedobear_honors.jpg|Welcome to the club, young lady
Image:Camo_Bear.png| He can't wait to get in(uit)
Image:pedolion.png| Pedd State Mascot
Image:American.Chopper - S06E08 - Howe Caverns.avi.jpg|pedobear luring kids on Discovery Channel
Image:Pedobear_Kindercatch.jpg|Kindercatch is one of Pedobear's pseudonyms
Image:Pedobear_Demotivator.jpg|He sometimes viciously [[vore|devours his victims]]
Image:Geppedobear.jpg|[[double nigger|Double team]]
Image:Shiny eyes Pedobear.gif
Image:EDshirt.png
Image:Pedobear next 3km.png
Image:Doctor pedobear.jpg
Image:1237689204715.jpg
Image:Stop getting older plz.jpg
Image:Pedopops.jpg
Image:Door Pedobear.gif
Image:Pedobear's origin.jpg|Pedobear's origin
Image:Lolibear.jpg
Image:Beach Pedobear.gif
Image:Girl Scout Pedobear.jpg
Image:Pedobear_-_Sheriffs_Warning.jpg|Pedobear is SRS BUSINESS!
File:Pedodemon.png
File:PBEAR MADS!.PNG
File:Snacks Pedobear.jpg
File:PedoBearmon.jpg
File:Pedobear valentine.jpg
File:Pedofrontpage.jpg
File:Cpcat.gif
File:Pedsr.jpg
File:PuttingMovesOnGD-Pedobear.jpg
File:PersonalPedoBear copy.jpg
File:Pedooi.jpg
File:Pedoclear.gif
File:Pedobearspore.jpg
File:Kidspresent.jpg
File:Pedoface.jpg
File:Pedobear1op8mm8.png
File:Dutchbear.gif
File:Johnbear.png
File:Pedobox.jpg
File:Bearwithfoot.png
File:Pedobear IRL.png
File:1237686957828.jpg
File:Pedoplush.jpg
File:Pedoohbear.jpg
File:Pedobear IRL.jpg
File:Pedobearwindow.jpg
File:Pedobear repel.png
File:Cantgopedobear.jpg
File:Playinthemud.jpg
File:PBEAR MAD!.PNG
File:Pedobear-polanski.jpg
File:PedobearProgress.gif
File:Pedobären.png
File:Pandas-pedobear.png
</gallery>}}

==Pedobear On The Lam==
[[File:PedoSLO1.jpg|thumb|left|"A Seemingly Innocent Menace" indeed]]
[[File:PedoSLO2.jpg|thumb|190px|GET A DOG]]

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department has put out an All Points Bulletin on Pedobear, claiming that he is now the adopted mascot of pedophiles everywhere.
{{quote|Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.|MSNBC}}
The Sheriff's Department has advised citizens spotting Pedobear to immediately contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division at 805-781-4550.
*http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39088022
*{{archive|qnM2|Gawker}}

==Pedobear on next gen consoles==
[[File:NaughtyBearXbox360.jpg|thumb|left|He is back for moar lolies]]
Pedobear flips out after not being invited to a birthday party and starts murderous rampage as a "naughty bear".
{{quote|Your score multiplier, raised by uninterrupted naughtiness, is key for getting the gold trophies.|Gamespot}}
{{quote|Naughty Bear, a morally questionable game from Developer Artificial Mind.|Gamingunion.net}}

It has been higly advised by the reviewers, not to play this game.

==Pedobear opens a PC repair store==
[[File:Cp distributor.jpg|thumb|right|CP Distributor]]
In order to facilitate distribution of [[CP]] across the world, Pedobear also opened his own computer repair store in Florida, conveniently named "CP Distributor". It works much like any other repair firm, but additionally installs two encrypted hard drives packed with CP in your PC and [[Firefox]] with bookmarks to most popular CP websites. An ad published in ''America’s Favorite Coupon Book'' highlighted all these benefits.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/creepy-pedobear-stars-sex-offenders-ad-984357

==Pedobear goes global and other fun facts==
[[File:PaitaSP 410 uu.jpg|thumb|left|A Finnish designed shirt which caused massive butthurt]]
[[File:Pedometer.jpg|thumb|right|Pedometer]]
[[File:2809590640 e6ec1eb61f.jpg|thumb|left|New ways to hunt lolis]]
[[File:Jimllbear.png|thumb|left|[[Jimmy Savile|There's a new sheriff in town]]]]

In a small northern sithole called "Finland", a finnish designer and clothing store owner Kari Seppälä held an contest for a new children design and somehow pedobear themed shirt claimed the first place in the contest. This ofcourse caused massive drama and butthurt among moms across the country, thus Seppälä were forced to withdraw their new hit product before it even saw the light of day.

This is very sad, since it would have ensured much lulz to see lolies wearing pedobear t-shirts at school..

==Disney and China==
[[File:Doc.jpg|thumb]]
Xi Jinping who is secretly [[Winnie the Pooh]] created the [[coronavirus]] so [[loli]] doctors would take his temperature.

==See Also==
[[File:49019_468x_riken-riba-bear-2.jpg|thumb|[http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/08/28/riba-robot-pedobear/ Pervy Jap scientists have invented a Pedobear robot]]]
[[File:pedobear irl.jpg|thumb|Pedobear IRL]]
*[[Andrew Erickson]]
*[[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
*[[Carlos Deangelo Bell]]
*[[Colonel Russell Williams]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Domo-kun]] (enemy)
*[[Gaia Online]]
*[[Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Joe Biden]]
*[[John Mark Karr]]
*[[Kidnapping]]
*[[Madeleine McCann]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*[[One Piece]] - SAUCE!
*[[Pandas]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Pedopals]]
*[[Peter Sotos]]
*[[Plush Pedobear]]
*[[Pope]]
*[[MeganLeeHeart|Ricky Lee Barmore]] - White trash pedophile father of white trash reply whore MeganSpeaks.
*[[Shotacat]]
[[File:Thetruthaboutbuckley.jpg|thumb|left|[[Tim Buckley]] of [[CTRL ALT Delete]]]]
*[[Too old; DO NOT WANT!]]
*[[Uncle Anon]]
*[[Valis77]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]

==External Links==
*[http://freeonlinearcade.org/shooting/600/zombears.html Zombears - Shoot the popular pedobear]
*<s>[http://www.pedobaer.com Pedobaer.com]</s> Closed due to law
*[http://pedobearpics.com PedoBearPics]: Now, no forum (or child) is safe
*[http://chan4chan.gagspace.com/tags/Pedobear Chan4Chan GagSpace]: Large pedobear collection from the realtime mirror, regular update
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pedobear FINALLY! A PEDOBEAR YAHOO CLUB!]
*[http://z0r.de/?id=512 z0r.de]: Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Loli Loli
*[http://pedobear.sheezyart.com SheezyArt]
*[http://kingof-kings.livejournal.com Kingof-Kings Livejournal]: Pedo-pedo-pedo-pedo!

===Merchandise===
*[http://www.pedobearplush.com PedobearPlush]: Proceeds go towards ED and Lulz
*[http://catchkuma.com CatchKuma]: distributor of CuddleBear merchandise
*[http://forums.bigfishgames.com/posts/list/136006.page BigFishGames]
*[http://www.theweek.co.uk/technology/3911/pedobear-iphone-app-vanishes-apple-store i-Pedo]
*[[Wikipedia:File:Pedobearad.jpg|Wikipedia's computer parts distribution advertisement]]

===News===
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/13/man-blames-cat-for-child-_n_258752.html Huffington Post: This man tried to turn his cat into a pedocat]
*[http://www.theoutdoorlodge.com/features/articles/hunting/pedros_bear.html Outdoor Lodge: Pedro's bear]
*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/blog/2009/dec/07/toy-mouse-jingle-bells-paedophile Guardian UK: Pedomouse]
*[http://www.uniprot.org/taxonomy/84567 UniProt: Pedobacteria]
*[http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=183194&ac=PHnws Maine Today's Press Herald: If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay out of Maine.]
*[http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=98203 11 Alive: IRL Pedobear tries to molest girlscout]
*[http://www.inquisitr.com/14258/al-qaeda-hiding-behind-pedobear-for-british-terror-attacks Inquisitr: Al-Qaeda hiding behind Pedobear for British terror attacks!]
*<s>[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39088022 This just in! Pedophiles are adopting 'Pedo Bear' as their mascot! Call the sheriff if you see Pedo Bear!]</s> At least MSN realized how bullshit that article was.
*[http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=12034197 Pedobear has recently become a father.]
*[http://www.theweek.co.uk/technology/11531/pedobear-panic-spreads-south-tulsa-oklahoma TheWeek.co.UK: Pedobear Panic]: police lie about man in the PB fursuit assaulting children, turns out he was just giving out candy and not a sex offender

===Tubes===
*<s>[http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=987cfd028da72db0f7f2 Pedobear makes his presence on GodTube.]</s> BALEETED
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rTrtlDPBM Pedobear explained]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgpvYYdmBg What is Love?-The Pedobear Edition]</s> CLOSED DUE TO JEWS
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/usthegirlsrock mmmmmm pedobear's favorite]</s> BANANA'D

==Also==
* {{UkrED|Педобір|UkrDramatica's article on this}}

{{Memes}}
{{Pedoseries}}
{{Top16}}

[[Category:Chans]]
[[Category:Galleries]]

{{corner|bl|[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]}}

{{timeline|Featured article September 13 and 14, [[2020]]|[[Cuties]]|[[Pedobear]]|[[TheRalphRetort]]}}

Hawk Tuah

2024-07-01T03:43:16Z

Rat Hunter: Despite conspiracy theories, this was not a scripted propaganda piece produced by the Church of Latter Day Saints, A Beka Book (an independent baptist publisher), Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or North Korea, although any of the above could easily take advantage of it to advance their ideologies.

Hawk Tuah

2024-07-01T03:38:00Z

Rat Hunter: Link

Cheerleader

2024-07-01T03:35:40Z

Rat Hunter: /* Notable cheerleaders */ wikilink

[[Image:Cheerleaders_Shitplosion.jpg|center]]
[[File:EastHighShitBricks.jpg‎|right|thumb|Typical]]

Photo is fake shop job. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH2VQ04pvng You made the cheerleader cry you mean cyberbullies.] Enjoy the LULZ.

'''Cheerleaders''' are are breed of [[bitch]] that come in two types: the ultra-preppy [[retards]] with bad attitudes that think they're cool and the ultra-nice one's that might actually be cool if they weren't so loyal to the ultra-preppy ones, and if they didn't cry over almost anything. Cheerleaders in [[high school]] get fapped by the entire school [[handegg]] team.
==Cheerleaders on The Internet==
Since most cheerleaders are girls, with the exception of a few [[Rick Perry|male cheerleaders]], the internet [[No girls on the internet|should theoretically be completely absent of cheerleaders]]. That said, a real cheerleader on the internet may reference it somewhere, and may even upload pictures of herself/her squad in uniform somewhere, but probably won't [[troll|spam entire forums and websites]] about being a cheerleader. Unless of course she's an [[attention whore]], or if she's just plain stupid.

That said, if it weren't for [[Instagram]] and [[Facebook]], it may be very difficult to tell a cheerleader on the internet from any other [[16 year old girl]] or [[12 year old girl]], unless you're a [[stalker]]. Or if you're a [[1337]] [[h4xx0r]] with access into her personal computer. Or if you know her [[IRL]]. But [[you]] probably don't know ''any'' [[girls]] [[IRL]], otherwise you wouldn't be fapping to [[camwhores]] on the interwebz.

However, every 16 year old girl sees a need to post every detail of her pathetic life on [[Instagram]], [[Facebook]], and [[Twitter]]. Therefore, it is very likely that one would find oodles of posts about a cheerleader going to sporting events, competitions, and cheerleading practice on these websites, as well as information about how awesome her boyfriend is, and then two days later how terrible he is. As if [[Nobody Cares|anybody gives a shit]].

===Trolling on TOW===
[[File:Real Lemon Bay Cheerleaders.jpg|right|thumb|A ditzy trolling cheerleader proudly declaring herself as such? HOORAY FOR LEMON BAY!!!!111]]
On January 28, 2008, someone claiming to be a cheerleader [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:LBHS_Cheerleader registered an account on Wikipedia named ''LBHS Cheerleader''.] The person proceeded to use the account to [[Vandal|replace the contents of other schools' articles with "HOORAY FOR LEMON BAY!"]]. LBHS Cheerleader ended up being referenced at Wikipedia's [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse&diff=258728621&oldid=258016988#LBHS_Cheerleader Long Term Abuse page.] Since then, many sockpuppets have spawned and been blocked, and other vandals have vandalized articles on Wikipedia and other wikis claiming to be a cheerleader at Lemon Bay High School, making LBHS Cheerleader an internet [[meme]] of sorts, despite only being a mediocre vandal. The entry for LBHS Cheerleader has since been removed from the Long Term Abuse page. Whether or not LBHS Cheerleader was really a cheerleader no one knows, but it's been speculated that "it" is not.

==Cheerleaders IRL==
IRL, cheerleaders, are usually well respsected and well liked. It's also why it goes to a lot of their heads. Some cheerleaders think because they are cheerleaders that it somehow makes them awesome. These ones are usually [[sluts]] and end up getting [[Pregnant loli|knocked up]] and get [[STDs]] from the dirty [[dicks]] of [[13 year old boys]]. The ultra-preppy one's often dye their hair blond. They tend to think that people actually care if they get [[anger|mad]], or that people are actually afraid of their teenaged [[boyfriend]] or [[parents]]. Therefore, they are perfect trolling targets. In reality, ultra-preppy cheerleaders are the queens of [[phail]].

Another type of cheerleader is the ultra-nice one's. They usually receive even more respect than the ultra-preppy ones, and will be friends with almost anybody, even someone as pathetic as [[you]]. These are the type that give [[fat]] [[loser|losers]] a [[boner]], making them think they are something special because they have a friend that is a cheerleader. However, they cry over almost anything, and continue to cry until someone tells them [[lie|how awesome they are]]. Some of them are [[emo]].

==Gallery==
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|}}
 

==Notable cheerleaders==
*Hailey Welch - The hotard in the "[[Hawk Tuah]]" meme; poster child for Alcoholics Anonymous, independent baptist churches, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and anything else that opposes alcohol.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/C8fML_vIW-q/</ref>
*[[Wikipe-tan]] - [[Lolicon]] cheerleader for [[Wikipedia]]
*[[W]] - Former President of the [[Americunt|United States]] and former male cheerleader

==See also==
*[[Hotard]]

[[Category:Subcultures]]

Hawk Tuah

2024-07-01T03:34:43Z

Rat Hunter: Add illustration

File:Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch.png

2024-07-01T03:33:37Z

Rat Hunter: The "Hawk Tuah" meme girl being interviewed on the streets of Nashville. Satire fair use.

== Summary ==
The "Hawk Tuah" meme girl being interviewed on the streets of Nashville. Satire fair use.

Hawk Tuah

2024-07-01T03:31:40Z

Rat Hunter: Creating stub

'''Hawk Tuah''' is a meme circulating about the interwebs as of 2024 in which a really ditzy and intoxicated [[hotard]] participates in a street interview in Nashville, [[Tennessee]]. Another fine example of a dumbass becoming famous just for being a dumbass (although she might actually be more intelligent than President [[Joe Biden]]).

Cheerleader

2024-07-01T03:24:13Z

Rat Hunter: /* Notable cheerleaders */ Proof that substance abuse can make even a cheerleader into a blithering idiot.

[[Image:Cheerleaders_Shitplosion.jpg|center]]
[[File:EastHighShitBricks.jpg‎|right|thumb|Typical]]

Photo is fake shop job. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH2VQ04pvng You made the cheerleader cry you mean cyberbullies.] Enjoy the LULZ.

'''Cheerleaders''' are are breed of [[bitch]] that come in two types: the ultra-preppy [[retards]] with bad attitudes that think they're cool and the ultra-nice one's that might actually be cool if they weren't so loyal to the ultra-preppy ones, and if they didn't cry over almost anything. Cheerleaders in [[high school]] get fapped by the entire school [[handegg]] team.
==Cheerleaders on The Internet==
Since most cheerleaders are girls, with the exception of a few [[Rick Perry|male cheerleaders]], the internet [[No girls on the internet|should theoretically be completely absent of cheerleaders]]. That said, a real cheerleader on the internet may reference it somewhere, and may even upload pictures of herself/her squad in uniform somewhere, but probably won't [[troll|spam entire forums and websites]] about being a cheerleader. Unless of course she's an [[attention whore]], or if she's just plain stupid.

That said, if it weren't for [[Instagram]] and [[Facebook]], it may be very difficult to tell a cheerleader on the internet from any other [[16 year old girl]] or [[12 year old girl]], unless you're a [[stalker]]. Or if you're a [[1337]] [[h4xx0r]] with access into her personal computer. Or if you know her [[IRL]]. But [[you]] probably don't know ''any'' [[girls]] [[IRL]], otherwise you wouldn't be fapping to [[camwhores]] on the interwebz.

However, every 16 year old girl sees a need to post every detail of her pathetic life on [[Instagram]], [[Facebook]], and [[Twitter]]. Therefore, it is very likely that one would find oodles of posts about a cheerleader going to sporting events, competitions, and cheerleading practice on these websites, as well as information about how awesome her boyfriend is, and then two days later how terrible he is. As if [[Nobody Cares|anybody gives a shit]].

===Trolling on TOW===
[[File:Real Lemon Bay Cheerleaders.jpg|right|thumb|A ditzy trolling cheerleader proudly declaring herself as such? HOORAY FOR LEMON BAY!!!!111]]
On January 28, 2008, someone claiming to be a cheerleader [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:LBHS_Cheerleader registered an account on Wikipedia named ''LBHS Cheerleader''.] The person proceeded to use the account to [[Vandal|replace the contents of other schools' articles with "HOORAY FOR LEMON BAY!"]]. LBHS Cheerleader ended up being referenced at Wikipedia's [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse&diff=258728621&oldid=258016988#LBHS_Cheerleader Long Term Abuse page.] Since then, many sockpuppets have spawned and been blocked, and other vandals have vandalized articles on Wikipedia and other wikis claiming to be a cheerleader at Lemon Bay High School, making LBHS Cheerleader an internet [[meme]] of sorts, despite only being a mediocre vandal. The entry for LBHS Cheerleader has since been removed from the Long Term Abuse page. Whether or not LBHS Cheerleader was really a cheerleader no one knows, but it's been speculated that "it" is not.

==Cheerleaders IRL==
IRL, cheerleaders, are usually well respsected and well liked. It's also why it goes to a lot of their heads. Some cheerleaders think because they are cheerleaders that it somehow makes them awesome. These ones are usually [[sluts]] and end up getting [[Pregnant loli|knocked up]] and get [[STDs]] from the dirty [[dicks]] of [[13 year old boys]]. The ultra-preppy one's often dye their hair blond. They tend to think that people actually care if they get [[anger|mad]], or that people are actually afraid of their teenaged [[boyfriend]] or [[parents]]. Therefore, they are perfect trolling targets. In reality, ultra-preppy cheerleaders are the queens of [[phail]].

Another type of cheerleader is the ultra-nice one's. They usually receive even more respect than the ultra-preppy ones, and will be friends with almost anybody, even someone as pathetic as [[you]]. These are the type that give [[fat]] [[loser|losers]] a [[boner]], making them think they are something special because they have a friend that is a cheerleader. However, they cry over almost anything, and continue to cry until someone tells them [[lie|how awesome they are]]. Some of them are [[emo]].

==Gallery==
{{cg|[[Dick|Gimmie A D!]]|shewantsit|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cheerleaders_Gyah.jpg
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|}}
 

==Notable cheerleaders==
*Hailey Welch - The hotard in the "hawk tuah" meme; poster child for Alcoholics Anonymous, independent baptist churches, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and anything else that opposes alcohol.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/C8fML_vIW-q/</ref>
*[[Wikipe-tan]] - [[Lolicon]] cheerleader for [[Wikipedia]]
*[[W]] - Former President of the [[Americunt|United States]] and former male cheerleader

==See also==
*[[Hotard]]

[[Category:Subcultures]]

Cheerleader

2024-07-01T03:18:15Z

Rat Hunter: /* Notable cheerleaders */ Add one

[[Image:Cheerleaders_Shitplosion.jpg|center]]
[[File:EastHighShitBricks.jpg‎|right|thumb|Typical]]

Photo is fake shop job. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH2VQ04pvng You made the cheerleader cry you mean cyberbullies.] Enjoy the LULZ.

'''Cheerleaders''' are are breed of [[bitch]] that come in two types: the ultra-preppy [[retards]] with bad attitudes that think they're cool and the ultra-nice one's that might actually be cool if they weren't so loyal to the ultra-preppy ones, and if they didn't cry over almost anything. Cheerleaders in [[high school]] get fapped by the entire school [[handegg]] team.
==Cheerleaders on The Internet==
Since most cheerleaders are girls, with the exception of a few [[Rick Perry|male cheerleaders]], the internet [[No girls on the internet|should theoretically be completely absent of cheerleaders]]. That said, a real cheerleader on the internet may reference it somewhere, and may even upload pictures of herself/her squad in uniform somewhere, but probably won't [[troll|spam entire forums and websites]] about being a cheerleader. Unless of course she's an [[attention whore]], or if she's just plain stupid.

That said, if it weren't for [[Instagram]] and [[Facebook]], it may be very difficult to tell a cheerleader on the internet from any other [[16 year old girl]] or [[12 year old girl]], unless you're a [[stalker]]. Or if you're a [[1337]] [[h4xx0r]] with access into her personal computer. Or if you know her [[IRL]]. But [[you]] probably don't know ''any'' [[girls]] [[IRL]], otherwise you wouldn't be fapping to [[camwhores]] on the interwebz.

However, every 16 year old girl sees a need to post every detail of her pathetic life on [[Instagram]], [[Facebook]], and [[Twitter]]. Therefore, it is very likely that one would find oodles of posts about a cheerleader going to sporting events, competitions, and cheerleading practice on these websites, as well as information about how awesome her boyfriend is, and then two days later how terrible he is. As if [[Nobody Cares|anybody gives a shit]].

===Trolling on TOW===
[[File:Real Lemon Bay Cheerleaders.jpg|right|thumb|A ditzy trolling cheerleader proudly declaring herself as such? HOORAY FOR LEMON BAY!!!!111]]
On January 28, 2008, someone claiming to be a cheerleader [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:LBHS_Cheerleader registered an account on Wikipedia named ''LBHS Cheerleader''.] The person proceeded to use the account to [[Vandal|replace the contents of other schools' articles with "HOORAY FOR LEMON BAY!"]]. LBHS Cheerleader ended up being referenced at Wikipedia's [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse&diff=258728621&oldid=258016988#LBHS_Cheerleader Long Term Abuse page.] Since then, many sockpuppets have spawned and been blocked, and other vandals have vandalized articles on Wikipedia and other wikis claiming to be a cheerleader at Lemon Bay High School, making LBHS Cheerleader an internet [[meme]] of sorts, despite only being a mediocre vandal. The entry for LBHS Cheerleader has since been removed from the Long Term Abuse page. Whether or not LBHS Cheerleader was really a cheerleader no one knows, but it's been speculated that "it" is not.

==Cheerleaders IRL==
IRL, cheerleaders, are usually well respsected and well liked. It's also why it goes to a lot of their heads. Some cheerleaders think because they are cheerleaders that it somehow makes them awesome. These ones are usually [[sluts]] and end up getting [[Pregnant loli|knocked up]] and get [[STDs]] from the dirty [[dicks]] of [[13 year old boys]]. The ultra-preppy one's often dye their hair blond. They tend to think that people actually care if they get [[anger|mad]], or that people are actually afraid of their teenaged [[boyfriend]] or [[parents]]. Therefore, they are perfect trolling targets. In reality, ultra-preppy cheerleaders are the queens of [[phail]].

Another type of cheerleader is the ultra-nice one's. They usually receive even more respect than the ultra-preppy ones, and will be friends with almost anybody, even someone as pathetic as [[you]]. These are the type that give [[fat]] [[loser|losers]] a [[boner]], making them think they are something special because they have a friend that is a cheerleader. However, they cry over almost anything, and continue to cry until someone tells them [[lie|how awesome they are]]. Some of them are [[emo]].

==Gallery==
{{cg|[[Dick|Gimmie A D!]]|shewantsit|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cheerleaders_Gyah.jpg
Image:Cheerleaders_Fat.jpg
Image:Cheerleaders_Buttstain.jpg
Image:Cheerleaders_Hawt.jpg
Image:Cheerleaders_Shitplosion_Full.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cheerleaders_1.jpg
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</gallery>
|}}
 

==Notable cheerleaders==
*Hailey Welch - The hotard in the "hawk tuah" meme.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/C8fML_vIW-q/</ref>
*[[Wikipe-tan]] - [[Lolicon]] cheerleader for [[Wikipedia]]
*[[W]] - Former President of the [[Americunt|United States]] and former male cheerleader

==See also==
*[[Hotard]]

[[Category:Subcultures]]

RationalWiki

2024-06-29T22:20:33Z

Rat Hunter: /* How to Troll RationalWiki */ It's fun watching them block bystanders

[[File:Rationalwikishite4.png|center|400px]]

{{clear}}

[[File:RationalWiki LibTards Can't Keep It Up.png|thumb|left|lol libtards can't even get views]]

[[File:Rationalwikishit.jpg|right|300px]]

[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

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==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range). You've claimed victory when innocent bystanders start getting blocked as being your sockpuppet, with bonus points if this results in someone being desysopped for abusive blocking.

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
* Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists and/or that kids/teens who actually have a life think they are stupid, not cool.
* Since RationalWiki has no CheckUser function (meaning they can't get your IP address), it is an excellent platform to post your fantasies of mass murder, child rape, political assassination, or other highly illegal nonsense (regardless of whether those fantasies are real or just horseshit intended to piss off the mods). Of course there's always risk, but seriously, they're not going to get your IP.
* Sexually harass users. This especially pisses off those who identify as female. You don't have to stalk anybody to do this, just ask them what size their bra is, have they ever been raped before, etc. Now if you choose to go beyond the wiki and actively stalk people like a dumbass, well that's on you.
* Pull names, addresses, phone numbers, etc out of your ass and claim it is the identity of users who haven't edited for a few months or years. Since that user isn't around to let people know that it's fake, they'll think this is real doxxing and freak out over it. Try to make it believable though, don't post American information for someone who is clearly British for example, or Chinese information for someone who is clearly Japanese.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
* Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists and/or that kids/teens who actually have a life think they are stupid, not cool.
* Since RationalWiki has no CheckUser function (meaning they can't get your IP address), it is an excellent platform to post your fantasies of mass murder, child rape, political assassination, or other highly illegal nonsense (regardless of whether those fantasies are real or just horseshit intended to piss off the mods). Of course there's always risk, but seriously, they're not going to get your IP.
* Sexually harass users. This especially pisses off those who identify as female. You don't have to stalk anybody to do this, just ask them what size their bra is, have they ever been raped before, etc. Now if you choose to go beyond the wiki and actively stalk people like a dumbass, well that's on you.
* Pull names, addresses, phone numbers, etc out of your ass and claim it is the identity of users who haven't edited for a few months or years. Since that user isn't around to let people know that it's fake, they'll think this is real doxxing and freak out over it. Try to make it believable though, don't post American information for someone who is clearly British for example, or Chinese information for someone who is clearly Japanese.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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Instagram

2024-06-29T17:56:55Z

Rat Hunter: Update

[[File:Instagram logo new.jpg|thumb|right|Instagram updated its logo to appeal to all the [[13-year-old girls|hip funky fresh millennials]] who use it.]]
'''Instagram''' is [[Twitter]] for people who can't read. It is a terrible app, powered by [[Fail|fail]] and [[AIDS]] that takes pictures and runs them through shitty filters such as the zoophile [[dog filter]] or heavy oversaturation, and then posts them on the Internet. Because of these filters, Instagram is mainly used by people who want to mask how ugly their faces are, as well as cock-sucking hipsters who feel that they must photograph and share all of the stupid shit that they do throughout their day to everyone they know. Instagram is also its own defunct social network where people can share their worthless and ugly images to other users.

Originally, you couldn't even use it on the real Internets, it was only available through their shitty [[iPhone]] app at first, and then later on [[Android]]. Facebook bought this pile of [[Shit|shit]] for [[OVER 9000|a billion]] dollars.

== Ew poor people ==
The extreme depths of the vile term "Rich Kids Of Instagram" are indescribable. Starting around 2010-2011 IG became the "go-to" network for the self-glory of arrogant trust-fund shitweeds everywhere. Posting endless carefully-staged photos of their swimming pools and yachts (with swimming pools) and helicopters and Chanel/Prada gold-plated junk and Lamborghinis and muscular boyfriends shoving bottles of Dom Perignon up their asses. RKOI started out as a mocking IG account, which was eventually deleted because it was "degrading". Code for "daddy's lawyer made them take it down". Still the general concept became so pervasive there is now an underclass of websites documenting the turd-ocean. Millions of broke-ass IG users love this stuff and aspire to become "rich and thin and idle", thus providing plenty of fuel for the hellfire. Instagram's narcissistic egomaniacs will make even the most dedicated MAGAhead hate the beautiful rich. Get a barf bag before perusing these links.
* https://therkoi.com
* https://www.facebook.com/therkoi/
* https://www.facebook.com/richkidsofinstagram
* There are offshoot accounts. [https://www.instagram.com/richrussiankids/][https://www.instagram.com/richkidsofsaudi/][https://www.instagram.com/richkidslondon/][https://www.instagram.com/therichkidsofsingapore/?hl=en]
* And a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E5wo-RunV4 tv show]. Which failed.
* And a [https://www.amazon.com/Rich-Kids-Instagram-Novel-Creator/dp/1476764069 novel].
* And, of course!, a [https://twitter.com/richkidsofinsta Twitter].
* It became a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rich-kids-of-instagram common meme in 2012].
* Journalists find RKOIs so repulsive, they ''cannot look away''. It is clear proof that civilization is going medieval. [https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/07/fashion/rat-pack-brat-pack-snapchat.html][https://www.businessinsider.com/how-the-rich-kids-of-instagram-spend-their-parents-fortunes-2018-10#this-is-arnold-putra-an-indonesian-fashion-maven-who-said-he-once-spent-30000-on-a-kangaroo-lined-alligator-jacket-31][https://www.thedailybeast.com/are-the-rich-kids-of-instagram-really-rich][https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/rich-kids-of-mexico-city-flaunt-wealth-on-instagram-account][https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5533087/Rich-Kids-Instagram-flaunt-world-problems.html][http://dujour.com/news/andrew-warren-tiffany-trump-gaia-matisse-kyra-kennedy-reya-benitez/][https://www.smh.com.au/technology/rich-kids-of-instagram-they-have-more-money-than-you-and-this-is-what-they-do-20160303-gn9ie2.html][https://www.cnn.com/2012/08/17/tech/web/rich-kids-of-instagram/index.html]

Sometime in [[Last Thursday|2012]] Instagram opened their network, which was previously [[iPhone]] exclusive, to poor Android [[lusers]]. Much [[butthurt]] was heard from the iPhags who claimed that having Android phones on their network was akin to having [[AIDS]] in the [[Pool's closed|pool]].

== Types of Basement Dwellers on Instagram ==
*There is these copyrighted weeb couple trash where no one gives a fuck about. If you seen one, you have pretty much seen all.
*Instagram school age (mostly) girls. They can be the real classmates or relative of yours that you don't care about. Their shit is generic as fuck and just like the anime assoholic cunts above, they are pretty much the same.
*Instagram guys are probably having the same cringe level as the girls or even worse.
*The artists are the 'original' group of basement dwellers in this shitty app. They submit artwork, but who the fuck cares unless your shit fan fucking reposts the same shit without creditting. They are the REAL FUCKING ARTISTS of those weeb couple shit as well. Poor people.
*Celebrities are another group of cunts or prostitutes that would not shut the fuck up about their stupid fame or their dumb vlogs. Seriously, Jewtube isn't enough for these cunts.
*Fucking everyone else. Including your 50 year old male teacher who has a gay obsession over Justin Bieber.
*Mock him if you wish but [https://www.instagram.com/michaelrapaport/ Michael Rapaport] has 1.5 million followers. He got there just by being a foulmouthed smartass Jew from the Upper East Side (and an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rapaport actor of some prominence]). He runs a podcast of distinction. And he posts utter shit on Instagram, often mocking the culture thereof. He reached the peak of IG whiny bullshit accidentally: his video of an ugly cat in his backyard was a smash hit. So smashing, [https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/a23j3d/michael_rapaports_viral_cat_video_taken_down_by/ Instagram banned it]. Because it was "degrading to the cat".
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== Before Instagram was cool ==
[[file:instagram.png|thumb|right|I200px|IT'S A PICTURE OF AN OLD CAMERA ON AN APP THAT USES FILTERS TO MAKE PICTURES LOOK OLD, GEDDIT?!?!?!]]
Ask any [[hipster]] about Instagram, and they'll recall Instagram before it was cool in the style of [[Oldfag|war vets]] - that's possibly because they wear the same shoes. But the hipster with the highest hipsterism will recall an app which existed around 100 years before Instagram - called Hipstamatic. [[wikipedia|A biased and unreferenced source]] says that over 100 years ago, the Hipstamatic was some crappy wannabe-avant garde camera which epically failed during the 90's. It's creators were so bummed about this they just sat there and waited. And waited. Twenty years passed - until the perfect technology came along in the form of the [[iPhone]] - the handset aspiration of every self-respecting hipster.

So an app was created in 2009, and was so seldom used it passed unnoticed - but knowing the track record of observation by the creators of Hipstamatic, and the love of [[Facebook]] credit of Instagram, it's likely that Instagram was probably a ripped-off idea of Hipstamatic, the creators of whom are just sitting there, waiting, and waiting, and waiting - for the Facebook credit they probably won't receive - the obvious resulting lawsuit 'for the lullz' could be some time in the making...

It's fair to say that hipstermatic was so old it was probably instigated by beatniks - as they put in more effort than hipsters, and don't necessarily see [[profit]] as a dirty word.

== Instagate ==
[[Last Thursday]], Instagram [[Slowpoke|added fully functional profiles to their site]], and before anybody noticed, Instagram hoped to force people to their site by turning off integration with [[Twitter]]. This change was [[no|received with open arms]] by the Instagram community. Riding high on the wave of fail, they decided that it was also a dandy fine time to change their TOS to permit them to use user's images in advertisement without their knowledge or consent, for [[profit|reasons unknown]]. This led many hipsters to [[Flounce|leave Instagram forever]]. Instagram's [[Jews|jewry]] was also noticed by many [[NORP|NORPs]], who proceeded to bitch about it on a massive scale on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]]. Shortly thereafter, Instagram gave up (for now). Which is rather insignificant, as the heartless back-stabbing jews in charge of Instagram will surely slip it into another TOS update without anyone noticing.

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== Related Articles ==
* [[Internet disease]]
* [[Cocaine Babe]]
* [[Failbook]]
* [[Twatter]]

== External Links ==
* [http://instagram.com instagram.com]
* [http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/top-stories/166220/is-instagrams-social-network-dumbing-down-photography/ Instagram makes everything worse.]
* {{archive|QU9bJ|26 kinds of Instagram photos the world can live without}}

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RationalWiki

2024-06-29T17:35:29Z

Rat Hunter: /* How to Troll RationalWiki */ Why the fuck do I edit wikis before I have coffee?

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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Rat Hunter: Getting rid of that shitty red link

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[[File:RationalWiki LibTards Can't Keep It Up.png|thumb|left|lol libtards can't even get views]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[File:RationalWiki LibTards Can't Keep It Up.png|thumb|left|lol libtards can't even get views]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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RationalWiki

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Rat Hunter: /* How to Troll RationalWiki */ Making it easier for a 3rd grader to figure out how to waste the rats' time.

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[[File:RationalWiki LibTards Can't Keep It Up.png|thumb|left|lol libtards can't even get views]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can force them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets (just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can force them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets (just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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Rat Hunter: Some facts about the rat nest

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[LOLumbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can force them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets (just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range).

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''

* Talk about cheerleaders. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader would ever give any of them the time of day. It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll give them and erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
*Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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