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Vaush

2026-05-24T19:22:06Z

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{{Ibrow|Born|February 14, 1994 ({{age|1994|2|14}} years ago)}}
{{Ibrow|Real name|Ian Anthony Kochinski}}
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{{Ibrow|Date joined|January 6, 2019 ({{age|2019|1|6}} years ago)}}
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'''[[Powerword|Ian Anthony Kochinski]]'''{{Communist}}{{Zoophile}} is a [[Cultural Marxist]] [[pedophile]] with a variety of hobbies, like [[zoophilia]], [[Mr. Hands|gargling horse cock]], [[Faggot|‘pansexuality’]], and being a morally bankrupt [[fucktard]]. Somehow he has a girlfriend, which would actually be an achievement considering his [[Cringe|quirks]] if she wasn't some fat [[spic]] goblin [[whore]] who looks more like a [[Dark Souls]] boss than an actual human. [[You]] ought to congratulate yourself for not trading all your dignity for [[Pussy|coochie]], and then [[Suicide|kill yourself]] for letting FUCKING VAUSH get a GF before you. While Vaush unfortunately has a legion of fans who embody [[Sick Fuck|his]] [[Pseudointellectual|various]] [[Insane|aspects]], he has plenty of enemies within the Breadtube community. Even the actual communists at [[Reddit|r/shitliberalssay]] can't stand Vaush.

== Background ==
The abortion of Vaush failed, causing him to emerge from the car-centric postmodern suburban sprawling hellscape city known as [[Los Angeles]]. This would be the first of many obvious signs that this tub of lard would become what we all know him as. Vaush's father is a Hollywood executive while his mother is a filmmaker. Wealthy leftist born into wealth, [[Karl Marx|sound familiar?]] Vaush claimed to get his inspiration from none other than [[Destiny]], which helps explain where his psychotic faggotry came from. According to him he was always a cultural marxist, although his politics heavily shifted during high school after a teacher groomed him. In 2013 he was an anarchofag originally under the name 'IrishLaddie'. Under this name he would ride Destiny's coattails by appearing on his streams and pressuring Destiny to become an even bigger cultural marxist like his overlord [[Florida|Mike Chitwood]]. After being outed as a sexual harasser in 2019, he dropped the IrishLaddie name and made his own jewtube channel under the name 'Vaush'. A week after that, he would make his first video. Vaush has spawned many similarly bitter angry selfish rich sociopathic grifters trying to copy him on everything. Adam Something (aka Azov Nothing), [[NotJustBikes]], and [[Randal O'Toole]] are all disciples of Vaush.

== Views ==
Coming from the horse's mouth, Vaush is a self-proclaimed socialist and libertarian leftist. This is obviously a contradiction to anyone without brain worms, but he doesn't seem to think so. Interestingly he hates "ebil redfash tankies" and "authoritarian" leftards, even though leftism is inherently "authoritarian" by nature. Vaush despises the right-wing worldview (though Vaushism is just barely economically centre-right [[Bernie Sanders|SucDem]] as an ideology), [[SJW|hates the typical -isms and -phobias]], [[Socialist|wants private property abolished, wants worker co-ops (potentially by force if necessary)]], and sees liberals as a useful pawn to smash fascism before disposing of them after they've outlived their usefulness. How cute, he thinks liberals are useful. On that topic he also [[Role-playing|supports a violent revolution to implement a market-socialist society]]. [[Fact|A revolution that he would never be ready for or survive, on the off-chance it even happens]]. Vaush voted for Biden, hoping that he would [[LOLWUT|be pushed leftward by his base. Yes, Vaush thought that the same dementia-addled pedophile behind the dreaded 1994 crime bill endorsed by the KKK would be pushed further left]] instead of remaining a puppet for the [[Jews|globalist neoliberal elites]]. Vaush would later be on video saying that [[Bullshit|there's no objective truth (beyond what you can coerce people into accepting)]], [[Role-playing|claim that he only turns down certain sponsorships in order to maintain his socialist aesthetic]], to submit to [[Zerg Rush|mob rule]], and that winning is better than being right. These particular views are significant because Vaush is finally being honest. Literally pick any issue and Vaush is going to repeat the cultural marxist consensus on it. The most famous viewpoints of Vaush however aren't his horrifyingly misinformed and grotesque views on just about any political issue. Instead, they are his outspoken and repeated support of both pedophilia and bestiality.

== Cringe Compilation Highlights ==

While Vaush's entire life is an ongoing cringe compilation, there are many standouts that truly define his dumpster fire of a life and jewtube career.

=== Sick Fuckery ===

In 2017 Vaush would send a photo of his chode to someone named 'Poppy' on discord, an autistic woman who Vaush had tried to groom while they were still friends. Leaked discord logs also reveal Vaush saying shit like wanting to [[WTF|“prolapse (her) anus” and “rape her for months on end"]], as well as threatening to dox her. Any time Poppy had perceived emotional vulnerabilities, Vaush would try to manipulate this in a bid to get sex. Vaush would end up doing this to other discord members, like 'Pastel', in 2019. These revelations prompted speculation that he 'became' a leftist to get other leftist women to fuck him. Considering Vaush was caught in 4K claiming the 'pretend to be a male feminist to get pussy' tactic [[Lie|worked for him in college]], it likely checks out. It was around this time that 'IrishLaddie' would change his name to 'Vaush' in a bid to take the heat off. From 2017 to at least 2019, [https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/2409/2409833-cbbc8b4d9c3d398327f3f9691e4c27b8.mp4 Vaush would be caught on discord fetishizing horse cocks. We're not joking.] Vaush also claimed bestiality isn't animal abuse, while advocating for bestiality as a whole on repeated occasions.

[https://archive.ph/s717E As if that wasn't enough, Vaush has an extensive history of pedophilic behavior.] Highlights include becoming a socialist to get the age of consent lowered [[What|(which he thinks is dictated by capitalism), saying that CP purchases should be legal since people buy products which involved child labor, and saying there was no convincing legal or moral argument against having CP]]. Vaush and his fans claim these comments were taken out of context or he recanted such statements later on. However, there is no context that would make statements like this OK, and he only ended up backtracking on his pedophilic positions because he got a lot of shit. And even if we were to grant him these excuses, it wouldn't justify other pedophilic behaviors like operating a twatter account which liked photos of CP, or trying to groom a 14 year old autistic boy. Short of actually being caught in 4K raping a kid, it's unclear whether Vaush will finally get [[V&|what he deserves]]. After all, getting away with pedophilia has precedent if you look at the jewtube commentary community.

=== Austistic Screeching Highlights ===

If a quick physiognomy check didn't make it obvious, then his 'debate' with Count Dankula would expose Vaush as a pretentious, smug, pseudo intellectual. Vaush would repeatedly [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me| accuse Dankula of being a white supremacist on the sole basis of controversial jokes]]. Vaush would also have multiple debates with [[Sargon of Akkad]], which would remove any doubt that Vaush wasn't a raging psychotic tool. He tried to limit the tard-rage in the second Sargon debate, but overcompensated by upping the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|sophistry and smug pseudo-intellectual snark]]. From then on, Vaush would have a healthy mixture of these traits, which is how anyone with a frontal lobe currently sees him as. In 2019, while debating some randos on a stream, Vaush would say [[nigger|the nigger-word]], causing much BAWWWW-ing and forcing Vaush to backtrack his defense of the nigger word in certain contexts. Apparently this greaseball thought that by sounding edgy he'd change the image of Breadtube being a bunch of sensitive humorless fucks and even de-radicalize right wingers. Unfortunately for Vaush, this would require being funny and not making smooth-brain takes every day.

While on Jesse Lee Peterson’s channel, Vaush proclaimed his disdain for black conservatives. Luckily, black conservatives are utterly unconcerned that a marxist pedophile hates them.

While reviewing a 'Jubilee' video involving rape survivors like Sydney Watson, Vaush was rambling about [[Lie|how rape culture was real]]. When Watson shared her story and the coverups by authorities, [[Hypocrisy|Vaush immediately did a 180 and accused Watson of lying to justify hatred against mudslimes]] and [[Rapefugee]]s. Vaush has also [[Role-playing|repeatedly supported attacking and killing political opposition]]. It would be entertaining to see him try. In 2020 Vaush would have a [[Divorce|falling-out with Destiny]] over a variety of issues, most notably whether [[BLM|the niggers and cultural marxists burning down America to stop racism]] were justified, and Destiny being [[Banned|departnered]] from Twitch. Even FUCKING DESTINY had enough of that fat cunt. He's since done debates against other right wingers, often shitting out the same talking points on [[Shit no one cares about|whatever fucking subject the participants are blowing hot air over]]. Of note is the fact Vaush groomed [[Hunter Avallone|Cunter Avallone]] into being a leftard after beating him in a debate, even though it wasn't hard to do since [[Fact|Cunter never was a right winger and merely repeated their talking points for the jewgolds]]. What makes all of this particularly heinous is the fact that the apologies and backtracking only came after [[Rage|massive blowback]], i.e. [[Delete fucking everything|to cover his fat, pigskinned ass]].

In December of 2021, Vaush would be banned from Twitch ‘indefinitely’ for using the term ‘cracker’. If it was for advocating violence and pedophilia, [[Backfire|the Twitch staff would have to ban themselves]]. While they’re deciding whether the ban will stick, cultural marxists everywhere are debating if using slurs to denigrate a racial group is in fact racist.

=== Livestream Porn Folder Leak ===

[[File:Vaushhorsepenis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|frame|This shouldn't surprise anyone]]

On February 7th of 2024 Vaush was livestreaming as he usually does and opens the [[Bill Gates|Windows file explorer]] where his collection of hentai was leaked to the world, [[Twatter]] [[E-detective|e-detectives]] would later use the VOD to take crusty screenshots to actually scan the images for and discover that (very unsurprisingly for Vaush) the images were laden with [[lolicon]] and bestiality which essentially confirms what everyone with a brain would know. [[Furries|Fellow horse-fuckers]] on [[Twatter]] would tell Vaush he should have hidden it better but the damage had already been done at that point. However like any of his other controversies this isn't gonna actually affect him in the long run despite there being illegal content on his drive.

Because Vaush has severe anger issues like any other good [[internet tough guy]], he can get away with whatever heinous actions he wants because he always launches into unhinged fits of rage and gets his way. He's just as arrogant and smug a douchebag as his idol Destiny.

==Vaush Autistically Screeching for Hours==

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==External Links==

*{{yt|c|UC1E-JS8L0j1Ei70D9VEFrPQ|His YT Channel}}
*{{twitter|VaushV|His Twitter}}
*{{fb|vaushvidya|His Facebook}}
*{{instagram|vaushv|His Instagram}}
*{{tiktok|vaushvidya|His TikTok}}
*{{patreon|vaush|His Patreon}}
*{{kf|64444|KiwiFarms thread}}
*[https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/vaush mom look I am helping the revolution by giving money to an obese pedophile].
*{{wayback|1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCjyqziVSMA|2=20240825150806|title=A very well-researched summary of Vaush's intellectual dishonesty over the years can be found here.}}
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/457892836/ /pol/ finds the sauce from the horse folder] (spoiler: [[AI artwork#AI-created Rule 34|it's AI]])

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WatchMojo.com

2026-05-24T15:47:15Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Top 10 True Shit about WatchMojo Videos */

[[Image:Watchmojoclickbait.png|thumb|Prepare for Clickbait]]

'''WatchMojo''' is a [[internets|website]] known for their [[shit]]ty top ten lists. All they do is [[vomit|regurgitate]] the popular opinion with little research thrown in and [[crap|mediocre]] editing. They have a [[YouTube]] channel dedicated to their work. Like the majority of YouTube, WatchMojo is just generic unremarkable [[clickbait]] cancer, and absolutely nothing else.

Miraculously, the channel has managed to keep getting more subscribers while they keep dishing out the same bullshit every hour. As the channel is [[loli|8 years old]] and used nearly every single goddamn topic possible for their videos, they have completely scraped the bottom of the barrel and nearly ran out of ideas. The monkeys who work for Watchmojo had to resort to [[DMT]], bong hits and [[Shrooms]] to come up with bizarre ideas to see if there are any more uninteresting things to drone on about. Doing a quick search on their channel will find such gems as "Top 10 [[Hipster]] Movies" and "Top 10 OneRepublic Songs". You get extra points for knowing who OneRepublic actually are, as none of us at [[ED]] got any fuckin' idea.

==Topics==
You will find no imagination when venturing into WatchMojo's video list. You will only find [[Boring|mundane]] videos such as "[[Shit nobody cares about|Top 10 Songs about California]]" or "Top 10 Got [[Milk]]? Commercials". WatchMojo tries to present itself as a professional opinion channel despite the fact almost every video is commentated by the same blabbering boring bitch whose voice has the same level of interest as [[Kristen Stewart]]'s face.

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== Top 10 True Shit about WatchMojo Videos ==
#WatchMojo has no life.
#They're boring as hell.
#They require no talent to make videos.
#They have more videos than fucking [[Satan|Pewdiepie]]. [[Wut|I mean they have more than 20000 videos]], [[what the fuck]].
#You have no idea how's their studio like. It might be messed up.
#They're downright mediocre.
#If you actually get entertained by their videos, [[Truth|you either never heard of opinions or your life sucks as much as them]].
#[[Creative|They're very uncreative and mundane]].
#If you work there, congrats you fuck.
Honorable mention: They somehow have 19 million subscribers despite their videos feeling like the exact fucking same
:10. If you subscribe to them, then you must be some kid [[No|who thought their transitions are cool]] and [[Kill Yourself|you want to make videos yourself with fucking Windows Maker]].

==Videos==

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|<youtube>UeO5QTAryNE</youtube> <center>'''[[School Shooting]]'''</center>
|<youtube>2K-yl1sl1ag</youtube> <center>'''[[Alien]] bitches'''</center>
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|<youtube>rXCGXhtgv-A</youtube> <center>'''inb4 [[hitler]]'''</center>
|<youtube>I4Vx11JxFc4</youtube> <center>'''[[Soccermom]] vs Vidya gaem'''</center>
|<youtube>_8Y__GsZjzk</youtube> <center>'''[[Jackass]]'''</center>
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* [[wikipedia:WatchMojo.com|WatchMojo.com]] on Wikipedia

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San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-05-24T15:43:01Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Otto */ Almost forgot to add this here. Got baleeted on WPD shortly after archiving.

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{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{spoiler|the security guard they killed was a Nazi}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1 (indirectly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
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{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb Liam [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Lee Clark'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest <s>mass</s> shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41% (some dumbass rightoids believed this just because of Caleb and Cain's long hair), 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in [[San Diego]] just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if [[Tarrant]] would have enjoyed [[Mpreg|giving birth]] to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Amin shot one of them, but Caleb and Cain returned fire and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. The lulzy part is that Amin praised [[Hitler]] on [[Facebook|Kikebook]], meaning these 2 faggots killed their own kind. They ran out of the building after Amin not only security-cucked but also [[Stephan Balliet|door-cucked]] them, and then they went and did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer instead. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature, despite being spics, but then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms, similar to how [[Hugo Jackson|a half-Sri Lankan, half-Colombian immigrant stabbed one white Swedish teacher to save the white race]]. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. After they parked the car, Caleb put the rifle in his mouth (which ''everyone'' knows is the worst method of suicide), but sadly, the gun jammed. Caleb pussied out and finally decided that he wanted to keep his [[iPod]], but his friend was ''not'' having it, so he shot Caleb twice (except the camera wasn't fucking pointed towards him) before thankfully [[An hero|removing himself from the gene pool]] via 9mm mouthwash. He also aimed the gun at his chin, just like [[Solomon Henderson]], which is the worst way to commit suicide, so Cain didn't die instantly. Instead, he choked on his blood and gurgled to death. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

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===List of muzzies burning in Hell===
*'''Amin Abdullah''', [[Brenton Tarrant|51]] [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Mansour Kaziha''', 78 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Nadir Awad''', 57 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Injured===

*'''Unnamed man''', {{Hover|18+|age not specified but he's an adult}}[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Gameplay===
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===Perpetrators===
[[File:CainClarkkk.png|thumb|140px|Who the media thought was Cain.]]
[[File:CalebGambiling.mp4|thumb|240px|[[Foreshadowing|"PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF ON CAM"]]]]
Due to the [[Cops|pigs]] being hesitant to release any information, the media began taking random jabs at who the perpetrators were. When they stumbled across their names, they went to Instagram and searched for suspects and found some random Californian spics with the same names. This caused the Muzzie dogs to send the "suspects" and their families bomb and death threats, {{twitter|amyforsandiego/status/2056901889967726746|causing one of the two to make a statement to stop the harassment, lol}}. They also for whatever reason said that they were a trans Nazi couple. However, when moar information was released, they realized it was 2 Sharty schizos instead. Cain, the 17-year-old, played [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] and even made a tribute group to Ashley Graves on [[Steam]]. They both met each other online and were [[v&]] and fedded together on Monday, a few days before the attack, but the cops, being cops, let it slide, and only warned their parents about "the dangers of radicalism" (how did they see a 40 MB file dubbed "The New Crusade" and "Death to the World" on their computers and let it slide?!). The pigs also found 30+ weapons at their home that they didn't fucking use or bring to the attack, including crossbows and knives. The younger shooter, Cain, was also a few weeks away from graduating, meaning he could have given actual purpose to his life rather than just killing {{Hover|3 of his own kind|including themselves}}.

===Otto===
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} was a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the alias "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge-watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all other traces of himself to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
*{{archive|2026.05.21-001859/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/498658/massive-update-on-san-diego-islamic|Moar info here}}
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|13|Killed everybody in sight expect for the farmer.|5|Dressed like edgelords|10|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while, a fair share of muzzie dogs [[BAWWWWW]]'d on Xitter|10|For livestreaming it|41|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

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*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
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*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too. Shared between both. '''65-80 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Pump-action shotgun
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*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both. '''30~55 Damage'''
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*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both. Used by Cain to shoot Caleb and himself. '''15-30 Damage'''
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*[[Fail|Unused]]. Had SS markings on it.
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*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
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*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
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*'''Perk 3''': Christian
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* '''Spell 1''': SIEGE Mask™
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*'''Spell 2''': Incel
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*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
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*An hero probability increases Intelligence stat decreases a half A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
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==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofascist accelerationists]], which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]]. Their manifesto is the most contradictory shit ''[[evar]]''; despite Caleb being an "incel" and "hating foids", he himself had an (online) girlfriend (hard to believe, but keep in mind [[you]] will never get one either), thus making him a fakecel, not a truecel. Don't take our word for it, read their schizo ramblings yourself.
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File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebVasquez.png|[[Brenton Tarrant|Remember lads...]]
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg|Zoomed in.
File:GasCanisterSanDiego.png|Zoomed in. You see that SS sticker?
File:SchoolyearPhotoSanDiegoCaleb.png
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
File:CalebReview.jpg
File:OkayNOthsowingcalebface.jpg|Take that German patch off, you spic.
</gallery>}}

==[[Tl;dr]]==
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2 gay schizo Nazi spics (probably glowies too) who could barely livestream were sent from Niggerhell to shoot up an [[Al-Qaeda]] mosque, only to get [[Stephan Balliet|cucked by a door]]. This is the new generation of [[mass shooters]] and no one can do anything about it.

[[Fact|ZOG won, bluds]].

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Columbine]] - 2 non-Latinx shooters.
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]] - What Cain had.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[San Bernardino Shooting]] - The opposite of this.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[Suzano School Shooting]] - 2 [[Portuspic]] shooters.
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] - Cain's sex fantasy.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/498180/islamic-center-of-san-diego-shooting|WPD thread}}
*{{Kf|san-diego-islamic-center-shooting.245771|KF thread}}
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Islamic_Center_Shooting SNCApedia]
*{{facebook|caleb.vazquez.9047|Caleb's Facebook account}}
*Steam shit:
**{{Steamgroup|AshleyGravesSupremacy|Cain's Steam group}}
**{{Steamid|SurfaceLevel|Cain's Steam account}}

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{{Brenton Tarrant}}
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{{Columbine}}
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{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
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User talk:Hansen130

2026-05-20T19:50:52Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Could this be the guy? */

{{Welcome}}

==Could this be the guy?==
He was arrested for being a friend of Arda K, he's Polish, and that's in central Europe, Could this guy be the guy that helped Arda plan his attack? he was also planning to do a school shooting [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:34, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:The guy that the Turks were searching for, they still haven't caught him either. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:35, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::It's possible. One of my online friends and I were discussing it just a few weeks after the stabbing happened. [https://www.turkiyetoday.com/turkiye/eskisehir-attacker-europe-aid-40380/ According] [http://archive.today/2026.05.20-172927/https://t24.com.tr/gundem/eskisehir-saldirisinin-detaylari-saldiriyi-steam-uzerinden-tanistigi-dogu-avrupali-biriyle-planladi-kiliseye-saldirmaktan-son-anda-vazgecti,1179156?_t=1779298118774 to the] [https://www.egepostasi.com/haber/Maskeli-saldirganin-ifadesinde-yeni-detaylar-Adim-adim-anlatti/340103 newz,] the user's full handle was "[[Fjotolf Hansen]]." The thing is that apparently a ''lot'' of users in the Tarrantula-sphere use the name "Hansen" though. Floryda/Florida14/KittenEnthusiast on WPD (now shadowbanned) made one of the first [http://archive.today/2024.08.16-033630/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/gore/post/207167/turkish-mass-stabbing WPD posts] about the stabbing (that he subsequently deleted for some reason) and was allegedly friends with Arda and knew about the attack in advance. [http://archive.today/2024.08.22-212632/https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=yme-rspysIQ He went by "Hansen88" on Vidlii.] Florida was also interviewed by police in September 2024 over the stabbing and was apparently in Germany at the time visiting family. They asked him "run in the mill stuff" like what sites he used and apparently asked him if he was connected to Hugo Jackson (lol). My friend and I never managed to figured out if that guy was the same as this Hansen130 though, so it was a dead end for us. Plus, a lot of this information was passed though multiple people before reaching me, so who knows how accurate any of it is anyway. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:23, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:Its very possible, As i said, Central european, same username, etc, do we add to [[Kill count by site]] as an honourable mention? in the ED section {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:do you have an archive of that video? its interestin[[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 19:42, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Unfortunately, I don't. I'm pretty sure I'm not even the one who archived that video, so it was pure luck that I found it archived. As for kill count by website, I don't really know. Could depend on what the other EDitors think. I think it'd be interesting tho, maybe as part of the footnote or smth. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]])

User talk:Hansen130

2026-05-20T19:23:16Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Could this be the guy? */

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T16:50:06Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: not sure if this is actually useful or anything

#REDIRECT [[San Diego Mosque Massacre]]

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T16:46:59Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Consoom sharty slop */

== groyper ==

they were groypers too? I was scrolling on Twitter for extra shit and found a fact thyat they were groypers lmfao [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Twitter is full of mentally ill idiots who shouldn't be taken seriously ever. I wouldn't trust it. It's the same app where that one [[Skibidi Farms|Skibidipedo]] lied about [[Natalie Rupnow]] being a radfem. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:03, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== svwwrgabs ==

remember seeing a Twitter post that the security guard was a crhistian? am iw rong? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:43, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Refer to my previous statement. He was born Brian Matthew Climax but then converted to Islam. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:53, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
::Ahhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:::Extra note, there's some sources saying that he, Amin Abdullah, chose to became a security guard after "witnessing" Christchurch. Such claim is only mentioned twitter and Instagram, so be aware. Also /pol/ is apparently launching a campaign to make the shooters out to be a trans couple kinda like how they did with Salvador. This has also gained some traction on twitter, especially with that one pic of Cain's long hair and all. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== all that's left ==

lal that's left is a perpetrator section, I was also planning to put more insight on the mosque and how its affiliated with fuckin alqaida but its 6 am I stayed up all night I'm too fucking tired for this by guys gojdnight [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 04:06, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:It's looking good so far, nice job. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::thanks psychotic dictatorship [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:28, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== Amin wasn't a Nazi ==

That Facebook post is real but it isn't him. "Amir Abu Abbas" isn't even close to being the same name, no idea how anyone mistook that for him.

{{facebook|amin.abdullah.92317|Here is his actual Facebook}}. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:49, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:He replied to it and liked the post, i just forgot to include that in the image / the sharty thread i screenshotted was cropped so i wasnt able to see his full name [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:50, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Ah, I see it now. Will upload. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:58, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::do we pubsilh? or leave it for loserinfowhen clu fix it [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::I'd say publish. It's one of the more interesting high score pages in a while and has quite a bit to it (with more info possibly coming out over time). I doubt loserinfo is ever going to get fixed at this point (is CLU even still here?), and I think our readers would appreciate being able to read this fresh and relevant article. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:47, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::Alr but i think its gonna get deleted [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 14:55, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::My nigga, if [[Lim Do-bin|this article]] got to stay, I'm sure yours is way fine. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:09, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Consoom sharty slop==

Consoom ripping everything off of Sharty, Tiktok, twitter, and nooz channels.

Get excited for next spoon feeding of useless information, like the worthless cattle that you are.

Dont even THINK about giving ED its own unique identity. You WILL terraform ED into being a ShartyWiki/Kiwifarms clone that acts as a cum dump for whatever is currently trending on the sites mentioned above.

You WILL repeat the information you have been spoon fed like a good little parrot.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 16:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|200px]]
:Afaik, ED's identity has always been primarily tied to 4chan. Whatever was happening on there would get an article, and there's plenty of threads on this. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T15:09:24Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Amin wasn't a Nazi */

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T14:47:19Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Amin wasn't a Nazi */

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:30:03Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Gallery */

{{gem}}
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{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebVasquez.png|140px]][[File:CainClarkkk.png|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Clark'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest mass shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41%, 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in San Diego just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if Tarrant would have enjoyed giving birth to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Caleb and Cain shot at him and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. They ran out of the building after Amin security-cucked them, and then did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature despite being beaner spics, then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. Then they thankfully [[An hero|removed themselves from the gene pool]]. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

===Gameplay===
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|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:CBS News - After two gunmen attacked the Islamic Center of San Diego they fled 7ttLOj (1).mp4|750px]]
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==Otto==
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} is a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the aliases "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all traces of him to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|10|2 shooters yet they only scored 3 kills and 1 injury|5|Dressed like edgelords|5|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while|10|For livestreaming it|33|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
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!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
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*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too. Shared between both.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': Shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
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*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both.
|-
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*'''Tertiary''': Pistol
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
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*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both.
|-
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*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
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*[[Fail|Unused]].
|-
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*'''Perk''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
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*'''Spell''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
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*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
|}
</center>
</div>

==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofacist accelerationists]] which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]].
<center>
<gallery>
File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|Hey guys! Today we are gonna be doing a mass shooting with Temu gear!
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg
File:Hellomay1.jpg|Alleged TikTok account.
File:Hellomay2.jpg
File:Hellomay3.jpg
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Education}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:2026]]

File:Surfacelevel2.jpg

2026-05-20T04:28:45Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:Surfacelevel1.jpg

2026-05-20T04:28:41Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:22:36Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Gallery */

{{gem}}
{{corner|lr|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebVasquez.png|140px]][[File:CainClarkkk.png|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Clark'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest mass shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41%, 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in San Diego just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if Tarrant would have enjoyed giving birth to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Caleb and Cain shot at him and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. They ran out of the building after Amin security-cucked them and thankfully [[An hero|removed themselves from the gene pool]]. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

===Gameplay===
<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:The Daily SneedTM - A portion of the livestream from yesterday. No audio wcjCQg.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}
</center>

==Otto==
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} is a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the aliases "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all traces of him to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|10|2 shooters yet they only scored 3 kills and 1 injury|5|Dressed like edgelords|5|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while|10|For livestreaming it|33|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="50%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
|
*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
|
*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it.
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Pistol
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
|
*Just like the latter. "Race war now" scrawled on it.
|-
|
*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]].
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
|}
</center>
</div>

==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofacist accelerationists]] which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]].
<center>
<gallery>
File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|Hey guys! Today we are gonna be doing a mass shooting with Temu gear!
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg
File:Hellomay1.jpg|Alleged TikTok account.
File:Hellomay2.jpg
File:Hellomay3.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Education}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:2026]]

File:Hellomay3.jpg

2026-05-20T04:21:02Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:Hellomay2.jpg

2026-05-20T04:20:55Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:Hellomay1.jpg

2026-05-20T04:20:34Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:15:14Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* External Links */

{{gem}}
{{corner|lr|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebVasquez.png|140px]][[File:CainClarkkk.png|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Clark'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest mass shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41%, 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent from the glory of [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spic]] shooters decided it was a good plan to shoot up an Islamic school in San Diego just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if Tarrant would have enjoyed giving birth to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Caleb and Cain shot at him and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. They ran out of the building after Amin security-cucked them and thankfully [[An hero|removed themselves from the gene pool]]. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

===Gameplay===
<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:The Daily SneedTM - A portion of the livestream from yesterday. No audio wcjCQg.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}
</center>

==Otto==
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} is a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the aliases "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all traces of him to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|10|2 shooters yet they only scored 3 kills and 1 injury|5|Dressed like edgelords|5|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while|10|For livestreaming it|33|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="50%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
|
*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
|
*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it.
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Pistol
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
|
*Just like the latter. "Race war now" scrawled on it.
|-
|
*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]].
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
|}
</center>
</div>

==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofacist accelerationists]] which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]].
<center>
<gallery>
File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]]
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery perrow="6">
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|Hey guys! Today we are gonna be doing a mass shooting with Temu gear!
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Education}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:2026]]

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:13:26Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Gallery */

{{gem}}
{{corner|lr|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebVasquez.png|140px]][[File:CainClarkkk.png|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Clark'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest mass shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41%, 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent from the glory of [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spic]] shooters decided it was a good plan to shoot up an Islamic school in San Diego just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if Tarrant would have enjoyed giving birth to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Caleb and Cain shot at him and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. They ran out of the building after Amin security-cucked them and thankfully [[An hero|removed themselves from the gene pool]]. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

===Gameplay===
<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:The Daily SneedTM - A portion of the livestream from yesterday. No audio wcjCQg.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}
</center>

==Otto==
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} is a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the aliases "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all traces of him to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|10|2 shooters yet they only scored 3 kills and 1 injury|5|Dressed like edgelords|5|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while|10|For livestreaming it|33|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="50%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
|
*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
|
*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it.
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Pistol
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
|
*Just like the latter. "Race war now" scrawled on it.
|-
|
*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]].
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
|}
</center>
</div>

==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofacist accelerationists]] which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about 'zellig and [[foids]].
<center>
<gallery>
File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]]
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery perrow="6">
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|Hey guys! Today we are gonna be doing a mass shooting with Temu gear!
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Education}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:2026]]

File:San Diego another corpse.jpg

2026-05-20T04:12:21Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:San Diego gun.jpg

2026-05-20T04:12:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:Amin dead.jpg

2026-05-20T04:10:57Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:San Diego corpse.jpg

2026-05-20T04:10:27Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:08:35Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* all that's left */

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:05:41Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* svwwrgabs */

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-19T22:34:40Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Is it just me or? */

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::I thought it wasnt a conspiracy theory and that it was actually true? I remember seeing a twitter post saying that aleka groomed her into commiting suicide? She also gave her a twitter account to stream her an hero [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:21, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::Oh yeah, aleka probably also told her to drink dat vodka, bc we all know you cant think str8 if ur drunk tahts some thing i came up with (but its probbaly true) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:28, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::::More linx and info and such would be nice bc I haven't been looking into this since it happened. I imagine it's probably tru, though I'm unaware if any new info came out since then. If there's more too all this, it might be better off as its own page rather than a section. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:08, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::O ya good point --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:56, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

== Is it just me or? ==

For some reason, whenever I try to visit a page like "Recent Changes" or any page in general on my school chromebook, It shows me this error "MediaWiki internal error.

Original exception: [3a3db4f1a935680d6fd4d2b0] 2026-05-19 22:21:28: Fatal exception of type "Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBConnectionError"

Exception caught inside exception handler.

Set $wgShowExceptionDetails = true; at the bottom of LocalSettings.php to show detailed debugging information.", I decided to switch to my phone, and it still showed the same shi, is this problem with ED/MediaWiki or with my shit internet?? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:28, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

:Not just you. I have to refresh the page like five times just to have it load. ED is barely unusable for me at the moment. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 22:34, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Manifesto */

== the recorder of the stream ==

So I started seeing some investigations on WPD about who the person recording the stream was; but I believe i have the answer, It was some girl named Otto, (Also going by the name Damska on WPD and TikTok), in the Livestream you can see Payton Gendron is their wallpaper, And Damska likes Payton Gendron (even making art of him on WPD and also art of dylann roof), and its pretty easy to connect the dots, how do I know this? because I used to have them added on TikTok when I was a tccfag lol, it was pretty easy to recognize that it was DamSka who was recording the stream, I would have posted this to WPD if my account wasn't banned, I'm not sure if damska deleted her acc and shit but ye [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:05, 19 May 2026 (UTC)
:Oh yeah and damska/otto also owns an iphone and discord, which is another tip This wasnt her first time recording or watching a planned mass attack on livestream tho, this was her second!, She was in a discord server where a young Ukrainian teen on tumblr announced his attack, he was livestreaming but was caught by the prinicipal and arrested after somebody from Tumblr sent a report to Ukraine and to the school, She had also uploaded some clips from that stream to WPD, however that stream has no audio too [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:11, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

== [https://files.catbox.moe/4xlfy3.pdf Manifesto] ==

Cites William Fucking Atchison as an inspiration (page 33) lmaooo --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:32, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

:This is by far the worst manifesto yet. Holy shit. Glad these fags killed themselves, unfortunate others had to die before them. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:01, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

:One of them fucking played the incest game [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] LMFAO they even listed the girl as inspiration LMFAOOO [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:19, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

::Nigga even made a [https://web.archive.org/web/20260519185858/https://steamcommunity.com/groups/AshleyGravesSupremacy steam group] for her that he was the only member of XD --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 22:27, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

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Psychotic Dictatorship: I'm curious as hell if there's going to be more to come out of this

== Summary ==
Uploading this Incase anybody wants to use it for an article or smth idk but it's low quality as shit bc the recorder of the livestream (Somebody named DamSka on WPD) is a retard
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20260519141025/https://videos.watchpeopledie.tv/1779170378c-dL_BtXrHi9EQ.mp4 Suicides]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20260519165901/https://videos.watchpeopledie.tv/1779204836zzLSJiqtz59tsQ.mp4 Full stream]

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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Manifesto */ new section

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T21:08:31Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* File:NainaiSuicide.mp4 */

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::O ya good point --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:56, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::I thought it wasnt a conspiracy theory and that it was actually true? I remember seeing a twitter post saying that aleka groomed her into commiting suicide? She also gave her a twitter account to stream her an hero [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:21, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::Oh yeah, aleka probably also told her to drink dat vodka, bc we all know you cant think str8 if ur drunk tahts some thing i came up with (but its probbaly true) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:28, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::::More linx and info and such would be nice bc I haven't been looking into this since it happened. I imagine it's probably tru, though I'm unaware if any new info came out since then. If there's more too all this, it might be better off as its own page rather than a section. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:08, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

James Seevakumaran

2026-05-17T18:05:38Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Pls no fanfictions in the mainspace

{{An hero|[[File:DeadJamesSeevakumaran.jpg|150px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:JamesSeevakumaran.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''James Oliver Seevakumaran'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|Ameriazn]]  [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|None}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Carry out a University massacre}}
{{Ibend}}

'''James Oliver Seevakumaran''' (a.k.a. '''Deathsx''') was some 30-year-old student at the Central University of Florida who on March 18, 2013, tried to carry out a massacre at his University. He pulled out the University's fire alarm, just to thwart his attack by himself. During the preparation, police broke into his room and James shit off his pants before he [[an hero]] via Pistol Brainwash.

== Background ==
It's often difficult to describe his [[YouTube]] career, due to how basic the videos are made, but when he first joined YouTube, he made generic tutorial videos. Then, he uploaded gaming videos, then memes, and then vlogging videos where it shows him in his bedroom.

Outside of the internet, he was a solitary person who looked around in a solitary way; he is also a confirmed [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] lurker.

<center>{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>4vY4fZg1p8E</youtube> '''one of his old videos.'''
|<youtube>DSi9N76ivR8</youtube> '''the moment when I visit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].'''
|<youtube>eHuXEJ1TTG0</youtube> '''He was also a [[Batman]] fan.'''
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

== University of Central Florida Shooting Fail 2013==
James went to his campus with the intention to cause a massacre bringing a handgun, an assault rifle, over 1,000 rounds of ammunition, and a backpack full of homemade explosives, but he instead had fatally shot himself in the head with his handgun in his own dorm room and it killed him instantly.

<center>{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ja4M0drJo38</youtube> '''the manifesto left by James Oliver Seevakumaran.'''
|<youtube>h4BGd0IliJQ</youtube> '''James Oliver Seevakumaran's last video.'''
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
== Video ==

<center><youtube>TtL_ZhwOel8</youtube> '''Police breaks into his room. Notice the scary ass sound of the fire alarm.'''</center>

== Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
Seevakumaran.jpeg|ID photo
Seevakumaran2.jpeg
Seevakumaran3.jpeg
Seevakumaran4.jpg|Shirtless
Seevakumaran5.png|Aiming to you
Seevakumaran6.jpg|X2
DeadJamesSeevakumaran.jpg|'''GAME OVER'''
</gallery>
</center>

==Loadout==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': High Point .45 caliber handgun
[[Image:GTA4Icons1911.png|center|100px]]
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*Gun used for an heroing.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': American Tactical .22 caliber assault rifle
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|100px]]</center>
|
*[[Fail|Unused]].
|-
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*'''Thrown''': Molotov Cocktail (x4)
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|100px]]</center>
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*[[Fail|Unused]].
|}
</center>

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|0|Fuck!|0|Prepared late, [[An hero]] soon|2|Lame ass preparation|1|Actually, who cares?|5|An hero bonus|8|F-------------------|Next time, pack everything in time, retard}}

{{WantedLevel|1}}

==See Also==
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - Pretty much James but even more embarrasing.
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - It is possible that he was inspired by Cho Seung-Hui.
*[[Batman]] - His favorite character.
*[[Jonathan Ross]] - Potential school shooter.
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

==External Links==
*{{yt|@|Deathsx|Deathsx}} - James Oliver Seevakumaran's YouTube channel.

{{Education}}
{{Ytseries}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{dyingalone}}
{{An Heroes}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2013]]

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T17:57:05Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* File:NainaiSuicide.mp4 */

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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'''''''''FUCK YOU'''''''''

FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::O ya good point --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:56, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Superchungus

2026-05-17T17:38:04Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Well, */ I think u mean this

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:43, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

==Well,==

I WOULD have given you the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] Label, but you lack a user page, so I cant. Anyway, you share 1st place with SOX. {{Unsigned|LordGrimThInvincible}}

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T17:36:56Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* File:NainaiSuicide.mp4 */

User talk:Superchungus

2026-05-17T17:34:17Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: U 4GOT LOL

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:43, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

==Well,==

I WOULD have given you the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] Label, but you lack a talk page, so I cant. Anyway, you share 1st place with SOX. {{Unsigned|LordGrimThInvincible}}

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T17:33:34Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* File:NainaiSuicide.mp4 */

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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'''''''''FUCK YOU'''''''''

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NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

Egg Girl

2026-05-17T09:05:02Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Y WERE THESE NOT ON THE PAGE

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[[Image:EggGirlFUCKYEAHSEAKING.jpg|thumb|175px|FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!]]

'''Egg Girl''' is the name taken by a girl who occasionally posts her [[Art|egg artwork]] on [[b/|4chan's /b/ board]]. Most of the time she is [[Fantard|greeted with positive, almost courteous reviews]] and a lot of adulation from the normally rabid and angsty /b/ crowd. Other times she is [[Tits or gtfo|ridiculed]] by the teeming masses as a [[Trap|trap]] or a [[Troll|troll]], when in reality all she really is is just a [[whore|girl]] with a high [[Semen|protein]] content in her [[Cock|diet]].

==Correct Nomenclature==

[[Image:EggGirlRAH.jpg|thumb|175px|]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-22.jpg|thumb|175px|Shoe in mouth naow.]]

[[Image:Egggirl150.jpg|thumb|175px|Hard work on eggs...just look at the detail]]

{{quote|You need to post tits to be a chan, you fucking newfag. Oh yeah, and GTFO|Anon sets the record straight.}}

While many /b/tards call her "Egg-Chan", This cannot be a true name for Egg Girl. She has not [[Nakedgirlparts|posted nudes]], nor has she attempted to troll /b/ by alluding that she ever will post her girly parts. On several occasions, and in at least one picture, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|she has stated that she is "Egg Girl"]]. While it is not customary to name yourself on /b/, it is also not customary to post [[Original Content|original content]] on the board as well.

'''People who call her Egg-Chan are:'''
* [[Nobody|Newfags]]
* [[H8r|Haters]]
* People who [[MySpace|have seen the nudes that trolls have reported are floating around the web someplace.]]
* People who don't really give a shit about conventional /b/ thinking.

'''People who call her Egg Girl are:'''

* [[White Knighting|White Knights]]
* [[Sheep|Shitbags who claim that they are Oldfags and then they sage the thread.]]
* Readers of sites besides 4chan and don't mindlessly name every girl who posts anything on /b/ as a "chan".
* [[Weeaboo]] [[faggots]]

'''People who scream "TRAP" when she appears are:'''

* [[Boxxy]] fans
* Jacking off
* Probably right
* [[butthurt|Unrequited love]] concerning [[Cracky-chan]], unwilling to accept that she's not into them anymore after 3 years

==The Phenomena==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-19.jpg|thumb|175px|[[Doing it wrong|As close as you will get to real nudes]].]]

{{quote|We're all stalkers for Egg Girl. White knights are just pretending they don't have Egg Girl folders.|Anon, several thousand times.}}

In typical fashion, /b/tards are [[RAGE|divided right down the center]] when it concerns Egg Girl. Half of them want to stalk and [[Rape|rape her]], while the other half of them think she is [[Ugly|fugly and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever]]. Because of this status, Egg Girl ranks along with Boxxy as a <s>epic troll</s> [[camwhore|cunt]]. One must only post a [[Bait|single image of her]] to light /b/ on fire with a blaze of [[Drama|internet savagery]]. White Knights will appear out of nowhere to defend her...and haters will attempt to defame her and troll her every post. While this is happening, EVERYBODY will be looking for [[Docs|dox on her]] in an attempt to find more about this [[Dying alone|elusive internet persona]]. As of this writing, nothing further than her copious egg art, some normal cam shots, and a handful of replies can be found.

{{quote|i hate egg girl, im never on when she is :( |Anon again.}}

==Diet==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-63.jpg|thumb|left|175px|OH SHIT this is hot.]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-39.jpg|thumb|175px|Contrary to popular belief, she eats more than eggs.]]

{{quote|i don't eat store bought eggs. i get em from my mom's friend whos got chickens. they happen to lay brown eggs most of the time. on a rare occasion they are slightly blue. we'll see.|Egg Girl's chosen medium.}}

One must speculate that [[Food|Egg Girl's diet,]] consisting of a lot of hard-boiled eggs, must cause her to have [[Eproctophilia|terrible gas]]. Imagine if you will, being locked in a large prison cell with approximately 40 grown men who have been fed a scrambled egg breakfast and then a baked [[:File:Hannibal_fava_chianti.jpg|bean lunch.]] Now imagine that it is nine o'clock that night...and you are locked in the cell with them, unable to escape. Now that you have that image firmly in your mind's eye, think about a young girl, eating hard-boiled eggs in large quantities and locked away in her mother's basement with only [[Drugs#Inhalants|Sharpie brand markers]] to keep her company.

==Trap?==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-64.jpg|thumb|left|110px|No eggs here.]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-72.jpg|thumb|175px|OH YOU!]]

{{quote|I don't care how many times she posts her fucking eggs, until i see a penis or a lack of penis, she's a goddamn trap.|Anon, summing up the discussion at hand.}}

Because no nudes have been posted and also due to her reclusive nature, butthurt posters have speculated rather loudly that Egg Girl may be a [[Line Trap|trap.]] Egg Girl herself aided these rumors by posting several images where she had [[Transgender|sketched out a goatee on her own face]]. Coupling the false beard with a hat to tuck her hair under, she became another internet persona, who was as full of the vigorous angst only a pubescent /b/tard could be. While in this [[Admiral Ackbar|persona,]] her egg artwork takes on a more dark, acrimonious style. Because of this new set of violent characteristics, the threads are full of lulz; garnering hilarity from both camps in the Egg Girl war.

To be fair, Egg Chan does have very funky looking hands, fingers kind of look more like toes.

==Art==

[[Image:Eg130.jpg|thumb|175px|The "Art" in question.]]

{{quote|ok #1, simply because i make simple drawings on my eggs doesn't mean i have no artistic talent. I just save it for an audience better then 4chan. i mean do u really think i would put alot of time and effort into a doodle on my breakfast? no.|Egg Girl, on what she does.}}

Egg Girl professes to work in other media besides eggs and to have some talent. She has posted at least [[Crap|one picture]] to back up her claims. However, after viewing the picture, many agree that she should stick to eggs and leave art to the professionals. She also claims to have more [[Shit|artwork]] that she only shares with a [[Friends|select few]]. Nothing further at this time has been posted or revealed.

==Quotes==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-27.jpg|thumb|175px|One of the images that led many idiots to believe she was a he.]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-106.jpg|thumb|175px|I don't care what you say, that's a goddamn mustache.]]

Every time an Egg Girl thread starts on 4chan, the following quotes will be seen:

{{quote|If you loud-mouthed faggots scared off egg girl, I will kill you all! Tell me where you live and see if I fukken don't. She grabbed our attention, proved herself, and still...well this *is* /b/. Better luck next time egg girl.|Anon White Knight copy pasta.}}

{{quote|I bet egg girl's farts smell so rotten...I'd like her to fart right in my face bare ass then I'd lick her asshole|Anon's typical response.}}

{{quote|WOW!!! you losers should get a life. This girl is about a 5.5 and she is a crossdressing faggot and don't try to use "her eggs are so cute" as an excuse for demanding moar.|Somebody who has never had sex.}}

{{quote|This whore needs to shove things in that pussy with pics or leave, or we will be forced to rape and so on|As if it needed to be stated.}}

==Gallery of Egg Art==

{{Notice|Egg Girl and her very intriguing artwork are just in time for [[Easter|EASTER]]!}}

Within this gallery, you will find most of the egg art posted by Egg Girl on the 4chan /b/ board. In most cases, she poses along with her eggs in some sort of attempt at being cute, further fueling <s>/b/'s</s> [[13_year_old_boys|13-year old boy's]] [[Obsession|lust for this camwhore.]]

{{cg|'''Egg Art Gallery'''|egggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-10.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-20.jpg|omfgooglez
Image:Egg-Girl-24.jpg|That's fucking hot.
Image:Egg-Girl-25.jpg|i herd u liek
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-29.jpg|You know who's awesome?
Image:Egg-Girl-30.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-32.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-33.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-34.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-40.jpg|d'awww
Image:Egg-Girl-50.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-52.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-53.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-57.jpg|or GTFO
Image:Egg-Girl-58.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-60.jpg|upskirt pic
Image:Egg-Girl-87.jpg|Wow, how long did you spend on these ones?
Image:Egg-Girl-90.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-93.jpg|Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cute the first time.
Image:Egg-Girl-96.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-97.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-98.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-100.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-113.jpg|HE COMES
Image:Egg-Girl-122.jpg|He's got a hearty appetite.
Image:Egg-Girl-127.jpg|DAT ASS
Image:Egg-girl-200.jpg|WACKY!
Image:EggGirlPeek.jpg
Image:EggGirlKissingHouse.jpg‎ |she has the hots for House
Image:EggGirlHouseBleed.jpg|call cuddy, he's bleeding out!
</gallery>|}}

==Camwhore Gallery==

While it can be argued that because she does not post nudes of herself, she is not by definition, a [[Camwhore|camwhore]]. It can also be argued that anybody who posts pictures of herself this many times is in fact "whoring for the camera".

<center>[[Image:Egg girl 211.jpg|450px]]</center>

{{cg|'''Camwhore Gallery'''|caminggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-11.jpg|d'awww
Image:Egg-Girl-12.jpg|Part of the fun of making them...
Image:Egg-Girl-13.jpg|...is eating them.
Image:Egg-Girl-14.jpg|Somebody called her a man again.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-15.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-16.jpg|Well, she did post tits.
Image:Egg-Girl-17.jpg|and moar
Image:Egg-Girl-18.jpg|MySpace head angle
Image:Egg-Girl-21.jpg|LOL dunno
Image:Egg-Girl-23.jpg|She'll bite yer head off!
Image:Egg-Girl-26.jpg|Trying to be boxxy.
Image:Egg-Girl-28.jpg|Boyscouts are prepared.
Image:Egg-Girl-31.jpg|something for the wapanese crowd
Image:Egg-Girl-35.jpg|penis goes where?
Image:Egg-Girl-36.jpg|thank god she isn't flashing a peace sign
Image:Egg-Girl-37.jpg|hurr hurr hurr
Image:Egg-Girl-38.jpg|durr durr durr
Image:Egg-Girl-41.jpg|putting /b/tards in their place
Image:Egg-Girl-42.jpg|fur faggotry
Image:Egg-Girl-43.jpg|reacting to fur faggotry
Image:Egg-Girl-45.jpg|tee hee hee
Image:Egg-Girl-46.jpg|awwww
File:Egg-Girl-104.jpg
Image:Egg-Girl-48.jpg|that's it, there are no more
Image:Egg-Girl-49.jpg|trying to act kewl
Image:Egg-Girl-51.jpg|okay, so there was one more
Image:Egg-Girl-62.jpg|proof she isn't a troll...at least in that thread
Image:Egg-Girl-67.jpg|somebody pissed her off, or scared her off
Image:Egg-Girl-70.jpg|no moar eggs
Image:Egg-Girl-77.jpg|tricky
Image:Egg-Girl-84.jpg|awesome
Image:Egg-Girl-89.jpg|oh my!
Image:Egg-Girl-92.jpg|somebody didn't believe that her brother was posting
Image:Egg-Girl-94.jpg|doing that queer french shit again
Image:Egg-Girl-99.jpg|BACK to the kitchen!
Image:Egg-Girl-105.jpg|[[oh exploitable]]
Image:Egg-Girl-107.jpg|:3
Image:Egg-Girl-108.jpg|I thought only Puerto Ricans liked muffin-tops
Image:Egg-Girl-109.jpg|probably from her devianTART profile
Image:Egg-Girl-110.jpg|defusing a situation
Image:Egg-Girl-112.jpg|om nom nom
Image:Egg-Girl-114.jpg|very recent tiem staymp
Image:Egg-Girl-115.jpg|chatting about anal
Image:Egg-Girl-119.jpg|more weeabo bullshit
Image:Egg-Girl-120.jpg|a pretty butterfly...
Image:Egg-Girl-124.jpg|probably from her Twitter account
Image:Egg-Girl-125.jpg|somebody jacked off to this
Image:Egg-Girl-126.jpg|because you are a recluse
Image:Egg girl 209.jpg
Image:Egg girl 207.jpg
Image:Egg girl 206.jpg
Image:Egg girl 205.jpg
Image:Egg girl 203.jpg
Image:Egg girl 201.jpg
Image:Egg girl 200.jpg
Image:Egg girl 2001.jpg|Danger is her middle name.
File:Egg girl 208.jpg
File:Eggchan sage epin.jpg
</gallery>|}}

=='''Video'''==

On the night of September 17, 2009, Egg Girl appeared on tinychat. A handful of video caps have been posted on http://www.youtube.com/user/stoolcorybro

<center><youtube>Uvd1IxxoiCE</youtube></center>

While not related, this video is highly relevant to the article.

<center><youtube>xbs62Qg-yUQ</youtube></center>

=='''See Also'''==
[[Image:Egg-Girl-121.jpg|thumb|175px|Unhappy Egg Girl is unhappy.]]
[[File:Eggchan sage epin2.jpg|thumb|175px|[[LOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]]]
* '''[[deviantART|Probably where she learned of 4chan in the first place]]'''
* '''[[Internet Fuckwad Theory|Relevant link. What happens when Egg Girl posts on /b/]]'''
* '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Applies to just about everybody involved.]]'''
* '''[[Trap|You can never be too sure.]]'''

=='''External Links'''==

Haven't you been paying attention? Nobody knows shit so far.

* '''[http://rs.4chan.org/?s=egg+girl/ Here are the Rapidshits]
* '''[http://www.aeb.org/ Potential future employer]
* '''[http://www.goodegg.com/boiledegg.html How to boil an egg]
* '''[http://www.ehow.com/how_15797_color-eggs-with.html How to color eggs...just in time for Easter!]
* '''[http://library.thinkquest.org/07aug/02073/technique.html Professional egg painting techniques]
* '''[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=437352297 / Supposedly her MySpace page]

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{{Whores}}
{{Enemy}}

{{Timeline|Featured article April 11, [[2009]]|[[Angry Homo Kid]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Mediacrat]]}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2009]]

Cheyenne Cherry

2026-05-17T08:52:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Video */

[[Image:Dusty dox 2 redux.jpg|thumb|left|NOTE: The address was where she lived when she burned the kitty. She is now in protective custody of her mom.]]
[[Image:Tigerlily neverforget.jpg|thumb|350px|[[9/11|NEVAR FORGIT!]]]]

What makes the [[internet]] [[rage]] more than [[Kenny Glenn|a teenager throwing his cat around]]? When that cat happens to be a kitten and the teenager happens to be both a crazy cunt and a nigger. To make things worse, this time kitty had already used 8 lives. Remember, unlike [[Jews]], [[cats]] don't belong [[Holocaust|in the oven]].

[[Some Argue|The story goes]] that she broke into her former flatmate's house with an accomplice in order to to [[troll|play an elaborate practical joke]] on them. This practical joke included, but was not limited to, throwing bleach on the wall, slashing furniture, and just being a general [[Latarian Milton|hood bitch]] around the place. Of course, it progressed to toasting Tiger Lilly into what she intended to be a [[Chinese|light, crispy dinner]].

{{quote|I hate cats.|The bitch bringing the wrath of /b/ upon herself.}}
{{quote|It's dead, bitch!|Taunting the internets}}

==The Search for [[Dox]]==
===Researchers triangulate her possible lolcation===
[[Image:CheyenneCraigslist.png|left|thumb|Cheyenne is looking for work.]]
[[Image:CheyenneFlyer.png|right|thumb|NYC pass this out around her neighborhood for the lulz.]]
Ignoring accusations by many denizens of /b/ of moralfaggotry, the [[basement dwellers|coldhearted citizens]] of [[B|/b/]] come across this crazy cunt on June 5th 2009. Unlike [[Kenny_Glenn|previous examples of online animal abuse]] there was much confusion around trying to find her [[dox]]. All they had to go on was that she was black and lives in the Bronx. No wonder they were completely lost.

The original address given by ohlawd.com was discredited almost immediately due to being in Brooklyn, not the Bronx. Though this didn't stop many nubs spamming this as the address in threads, a few more cunning /b/rothers went to work on a set of photographs taken from the top of a high-rise, in a set from her MySpace.

[[Image:L_5ab930ec3fc4493c929ea77b27ccdae8.jpg|450px]]

The picture showed a train line beside some sort of public school looking building with some courts outside it. By combing the Bronx in Google Maps, one [[I_am_Legend|legendary]] anon found the building, on the corner of Westchester and Tinton.

[[Image:1244238567793.jpg|450px]]

After some debate, it was decided the most likely building of the two candidates was the one beside the "720" number along Westchester Ave. However, as this was the building she was likely living in when the incident occurred, [[Party_van|pizzas and mail packaging deliveries]] had to wait.

===Court Date Documents & Assorted Bullshit===
[[Image:Ccherry2.jpg|thumb|Defense information and arrest record.]]
[[Image:Ccherry1.jpg|thumb|Listing of charges involved in this one case.]]
When contacted via [[AIM]] her ex-husband/boyfriend left this "Away" message:

{{quote|I like 2 know if there's a chemical imbalance in ur make up sum times I wonder if u plan half of this shit b4 I wake up calling my ex-girl or e-mailing my mama ur tha only 1 causing me this drama n then expect favors wen u come in town n I noe if I c u gararente its going down cuz 2 stay with this girl u couldent pay me I RESPECT a women but this bitch is crazy this bitch is ccrrraazzyy this bitch is cccrazzzzyyy.|Donp0008}}

It seems like they are willing to slide further down the evolutionary scale and [[lie|claim she is mentally disturbed]].

UPDATE - Under the agreement, Cherry pleaded guilty to two charges in a six-count indictment. She waived her right to appeal and agreed not to keep a pet for the next three years. Cherry, jailed on a probation violation, appeared for formal sentencing July 31, where the sentencing was further postponed to september 2nd. This is probably because new york law states "jew a cat, get jewwed", and the judge needs more time to figure out where to procure some [[Zyklon B|zyklon /b/]].

===Oops!===
Because of the [[how do i shot web|mass confusion]] surrounding her contact details, a few unintended victims were added to the trolling list:

{{quote|In a cruel twist to the case, a Brooklyn retiree who shares a last name with Cherry is getting threats after someone mistakenly listed her number on a Web posting about the cat slaying.
"They're all saying, 'You'll burn in hell,' 'Who the hell do you think you are?'" Bernadette Cherry, 72, said of the 75 calls from cat lovers.|NY Daily News}}

==Family==
[[Image:POLARBEAR LEAVECHERRYTOME.jpg|thumb|]]
Through searching the depths of the internet, we can come up with a family tree of sorts for this cat murderer.
<center>
<gallery perrow="3">
Image:The bitch and her mom.jpg|Nigger
Image:Fathercherry.jpg|Nigger
Image:Losted.JPG|Nigger
Image:Youngerbrother.jpg|Nigger
Image:Olderbrother.jpg|Nigger
Image:CC nephew.jpg|Nigger
</gallery>
</center>

==EDiots Begin Interrogations==
===AIMing it up wit her ex-boyfriend/husband===
NOTE: Although this [[Internet Tough Guy|EDiot]] broke [[rules 1 & 2]] we should realize he was talking to a hood nigger, who is only able to use his computer with the assistance of a helper monkey, which is far more evolved than he is.

{{co|Cheyenne1|<big><big>{{colortext|green|'''REDUCE'''}}</big></big>|<big><big>{{colortext|green|'''READ ALL ABOUT IT'''}}</big></big>|0|

<pre>
spedwitmeds (9:45:45 PM): hey
spedwitmeds (9:45:57 PM): i heard u like crispy kittehs
spedwitmeds (9:48:16 PM): We are looking for you.
spedwitmeds (9:48:20 PM): We do not forgive.
spedwitmeds (9:48:23 PM): We do not forget.
donp0008 (9:51:53 PM): Naw not me
spedwitmeds (9:52:04 PM): Oh I'm sorry then.
spedwitmeds (9:52:08 PM): DO you have a girlfriend?
donp0008 (9:52:13 PM): I have nothin 2 do wit that kinda stuff
donp0008 (9:52:18 PM): I'm wit u guuy
donp0008 (9:52:23 PM): Naw
spedwitmeds (9:52:41 PM): Do you know one CHeyenne Cherry?
donp0008 (9:52:56 PM): Yea
spedwitmeds (9:53:11 PM): Do you know where I get ahold of her for further contact?
donp0008 (9:53:13 PM): But I hate her 4 wat she did 2 that cat
donp0008 (9:53:21 PM): ..
spedwitmeds (9:53:25 PM): Yea
donp0008 (9:53:29 PM): No
spedwitmeds (9:53:30 PM): I like kittys too.
donp0008 (9:53:46 PM): We haven't talked in year
donp0008 (9:53:51 PM): I have 2 n 1 kitten
spedwitmeds (9:53:54 PM): In a year?
donp0008 (9:53:56 PM): Ur a guy
donp0008 (9:54:01 PM): Or girl
donp0008 (9:54:10 PM): Years as in 2
spedwitmeds (9:54:10 PM): Dude
spedwitmeds (9:54:16 PM): 2?
donp0008 (9:54:21 PM): Oooo
spedwitmeds (9:54:26 PM): yea man
donp0008 (9:54:28 PM): 2years
spedwitmeds (9:54:38 PM): really
donp0008 (9:54:48 PM): Y every 1 keeps hittin me up 4 about this
donp0008 (9:55:03 PM): Yes we haven't talk in 2years
spedwitmeds (9:55:06 PM): Well, are you aware Anonymous is after you potentially?
donp0008 (9:55:29 PM): Wat u mean by that
spedwitmeds (9:55:44 PM): Ok, bear with me for a sec on this.
spedwitmeds (9:56:10 PM): I think I should be asking, are you aware your AIM sn is on a popular internet site?
donp0008 (9:56:37 PM): Wats tha site
spedwitmeds (9:56:40 PM): Here: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cheyenne_Cherry
spedwitmeds (9:56:45 PM): A little down.
spedwitmeds (9:57:11 PM): And this is Anonymous: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous
donp0008 (9:57:13 PM): Hey I have nothin 2 do wit that crazy bitch
spedwitmeds (9:57:21 PM): It doesn't matter.
donp0008 (9:57:29 PM): Can u spread that word
spedwitmeds (9:57:31 PM): If I were you I would try and talk to them and reason.
spedwitmeds (9:57:37 PM): *with them.
donp0008 (9:57:52 PM): I have shit 2 do wit her @ all
donp0008 (9:58:01 PM): Fuck her
spedwitmeds (9:58:06 PM): They don't care.
spedwitmeds (9:58:10 PM): Where do you live?
donp0008 (9:58:11 PM): Cuz I have cats 2
spedwitmeds (9:58:33 PM): I want to help.
donp0008 (9:58:34 PM): Buffilo
spedwitmeds (9:58:39 PM): Buffalo?
donp0008 (9:58:41 PM): New york
spedwitmeds (9:58:44 PM): More specifically?
donp0008 (9:58:55 PM): Yea
spedwitmeds (9:59:00 PM): Actually, yea I have relatives up near there
spedwitmeds (9:59:04 PM): thats weird
spedwitmeds (9:59:11 PM): what part of buffalo?
spedwitmeds (9:59:56 PM): my grandpa lives near lakeview or w/e its called
spedwitmeds (10:00:45 PM): hello?
donp0008 (10:00:57 PM): Look I jus want my named cleared its been mad long since I talked 2 this girl nd dude ur like the 1000 person that hit me up with threats nd only 1 person look I understand u have nothing to do with ot ur cool I jus dnt want to be in dat shit
spedwitmeds (10:01:33 PM): If you really want your name cleared, I know where to reach them directly.
donp0008 (10:01:50 PM): Where
spedwitmeds (10:01:58 PM): its kind of a shady site, but its safe and secure and the only place where they hang out
donp0008 (10:02:00 PM): ??
donp0008 (10:02:08 PM): Ok
spedwitmeds (10:02:10 PM): hold up dude
spedwitmeds (10:02:13 PM): i want to help
donp0008 (10:02:15 PM): Iight
spedwitmeds (10:02:20 PM): they ruin too many lives
donp0008 (10:02:31 PM): Thanks I need all tha help I can get
donp0008 (10:02:43 PM): Word my moms sceard 4 my life n hers
spedwitmeds (10:03:00 PM): yea man they like to use fisticuffs and shit
spedwitmeds (10:03:20 PM): here is where a lot of them hang:
spedwitmeds (10:03:22 PM): http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
spedwitmeds (10:03:55 PM): make sure you put in your name for the sn, or else they wont be able to recognize you among all the shit they post
donp0008 (10:04:44 PM): Iight good looks
spedwitmeds (10:04:55 PM): oh man they even have your myspace i think
donp0008 (10:05:07 PM): But post sumthin 4 me 2 dude
donp0008 (10:05:12 PM): Pppppllleeaassseee!!!!!
spedwitmeds (10:05:14 PM): I will man
spedwitmeds (10:05:16 PM): I will
spedwitmeds (10:05:20 PM): I wiiillll
spedwitmeds (10:05:23 PM): dude
spedwitmeds (10:05:38 PM): markymark and the funky bunch
donp0008 (10:05:41 PM): Iight thank ur bro
donp0008 (10:05:48 PM): Thank u so much
spedwitmeds (10:05:51 PM): hey dude no problem man
donp0008 (10:06:09 PM): Can u send me a specific web site not a link
spedwitmeds (10:06:16 PM): oh sry
donp0008 (10:06:55 PM): Its ok I'm jus thankful 4 the help
spedwitmeds (10:06:57 PM): ok go here:
spedwitmeds (10:07:00 PM): http://www.4chan.org/
spedwitmeds (10:07:09 PM): and look on the left and click the category random
spedwitmeds (10:07:15 PM): thats their breeding grounds
donp0008 (10:09:18 PM): Thanks
spedwitmeds (10:09:20 PM): did you find it alright?
donp0008 (10:09:30 PM): Yea
spedwitmeds (10:09:42 PM): yeap, thats where Anonymous likes to hang out so
spedwitmeds (10:09:46 PM): thats where youll find them
donp0008 (10:10:28 PM): What kind of organization iz that
spedwitmeds (10:11:05 PM): It's Anonymous of course.
spedwitmeds (10:12:05 PM): We are legion.
spedwitmeds (10:12:11 PM): We do not forgive.
spedwitmeds (10:12:13 PM): We do not forget.
donp0008 (10:12:32 PM): See look sum1 jus hit me up callin me nigger nd shit
spedwitmeds (10:12:40 PM): Send me the link
spedwitmeds (10:12:43 PM): to the message

donp0008 (10:13:30 PM): DEFNotMyRealSN: HEY NIGGER
DEFNotMyRealSN: DONT LET YOUR DUMB BITCH ROAST CATS
DEFNotMyRealSN: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
donp0008: Look I have nothing to do with her

spedwitmeds (10:13:43 PM): haha
donp0008 (10:15:03 PM): See this been all dai
donp0008 (10:15:27 PM): Day&
spedwitmeds (10:15:32 PM): And it will continue.
donp0008 (10:15:51 PM): Nd how will it stop
donp0008 (10:16:04 PM): Nd it has nothing to do with me
spedwitmeds (10:16:11 PM): They will not stop.
spedwitmeds (10:16:18 PM): And you can do nothing about it.
spedwitmeds (10:16:31 PM): The harassment will continue as long as your SN remains on that site.,
donp0008 (10:16:47 PM): Like shit do I have 2 go public nd clear my name
spedwitmeds (10:16:57 PM): probably
donp0008 (10:17:16 PM): This shit crazzii
spedwitmeds (10:19:03 PM): Actually dude this is legitimate harassment.
spedwitmeds (10:19:12 PM): If you call a news agency like FOX
spedwitmeds (10:19:28 PM): they would definately cover this and you could sue the guys who posted your SN and stuff
spedwitmeds (10:19:39 PM): because its only a matter of time until they find out where you live
donp0008 (10:22:26 PM): Woww
spedwitmeds (10:23:46 PM): And I am not kidding either.
donp0008 (10:24:05 PM): They jus said I'm safe
spedwitmeds (10:24:39 PM): who did?
donp0008 (10:24:53 PM): They did
spedwitmeds (10:24:58 PM): Anonymous?
spedwitmeds (10:25:01 PM): where?
spedwitmeds (10:25:03 PM): 4chan?
donp0008 (10:25:10 PM): Yeah

donp0008 (10:25:35 PM): revengebanon: yo dog
revengebanon: i wanna find out about ur kitten killing bitch gf
donp0008: She's not my gf I dnt even speak to this bitch
revengebanon: do u know who im talkin about
donp0008: The bitch burning cats
revengebanon: we are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget
revengebanon: yes
revengebanon: the bitch burning cats
revengebanon: have you met this women
revengebanon: and is she indeed, the cat killer?
donp0008: Look we use 2 date years ago that's it
donp0008: After that I don't fuckin talk 2 her nd I'm gettin threats
revengebanon: have you spoken to any more of my kind?
revengebanon: i am not here to threaten you
revengebanon: i am here to go against the common enemy
revengebanon: the bitch we call cheyenne cherry, the cat killing fuck
revengebanon: so its true...the shit is gonna hit the fan
revengebanon: not yours good sir, you are safe

donp0008: I've been talkin 2 u guys all daii trynna clear my name
spedwitmeds (10:26:32 PM): He's lying.
spedwitmeds (10:26:41 PM): They'll target you just for fun.
donp0008 (10:26:52 PM): But why??
spedwitmeds (10:27:00 PM): There is no reason.
spedwitmeds (10:27:04 PM): They just do it for fun
spedwitmeds (10:29:50 PM): I would be scared if I were you.
spedwitmeds (10:30:21 PM): The only way they would remotely leave you alone is to give informaton on where to find the girl we're looking for.
spedwitmeds (10:30:41 PM): Then, retroactively, they would go after her and forget about you, because it would be pointless.
spedwitmeds (10:30:51 PM): DOn't you have any information for them to go on?
donp0008 (10:32:57 PM): Ok
donp0008 (10:33:07 PM): Where can I leave this info @
spedwitmeds (10:33:32 PM): If you give to me, I can guarantee you it will get to where it needs to go.
spedwitmeds (10:33:47 PM): And the threats you are receiving now are more than likely to go down.
spedwitmeds (10:33:59 PM): Don't you see a pattern?
spedwitmeds (10:34:09 PM): They all ask if you know who see is first and then threaten you.
spedwitmeds (10:34:14 PM): she is8
spedwitmeds (10:36:10 PM): what info do u have?
donp0008 (10:36:35 PM): Wat eva u need
spedwitmeds (10:36:59 PM): Adresses, phone numbers(home or cell), relatives info, where she works, anything is helpful
donp0008 (10:37:13 PM): Ok hold on
donp0008 (10:37:36 PM): This is her moms job
donp0008 (10:37:45 PM): Number
donp0008 (10:38:57 PM): Wat else u wanna noe
spedwitmeds (10:39:51 PM): ANYMORE PHONE NUMBERS?
donp0008 (10:40:09 PM): Her brothers cell phone
spedwitmeds (10:40:19 PM): yes, her brothers cell phone number will do
spedwitmeds (10:41:47 PM): anything else at all?
spedwitmeds (10:41:51 PM): anything will do
donp0008 (10:43:43 PM): Wat else
spedwitmeds (10:44:12 PM): any more adresses, phone numbers are helpful
donp0008 (10:44:56 PM): Hold on let me check
spedwitmeds (10:46:24 PM): now do u see the intensity of what will happen if they dont get what they want?
spedwitmeds (10:46:27 PM): they know everything
donp0008 (10:53:23 PM): Yes
Auto-response: spedwitmeds is away (10:53:23 PM)
I am away from my computer right now.
donp0008 (10:53:30 PM): Can u clear my name dude
donp0008 is offline (2:49:22 PM)
Dam lolly u make 4 me 2 get u but as long as it takes I'm b rite n imma make u my wife lolly babe u already noe..... all u otha bitchies fall back cuz imma trade it all 4 her...

Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
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===Proof her ex knows nothing (Probably)===
{{co|Cheyenne2|<big><big>{{colortext|green|'''REDUCE'''}}</big></big>|<big><big>{{colortext|green|'''READ ALL ABOUT IT'''}}</big></big>|0|

<pre>
spedwitmeds (4:56:41 PM): Hey dude.
spedwitmeds (4:56:43 PM): Your back.
donp0008 (4:56:57 PM): Yea
donp0008 (4:57:03 PM): Wats up
spedwitmeds (4:57:03 PM): Anymore threats?
donp0008 (4:57:16 PM): yea dude
donp0008 (4:57:36 PM): A lot I thought I was good
spedwitmeds (4:57:46 PM): That's because of me
donp0008 (4:57:55 PM): Y
spedwitmeds (4:58:11 PM): I convinced them you don't know a whole lot.
spedwitmeds (4:58:15 PM): Because of the info you gave us.
donp0008 (4:58:44 PM): But I keep gettin a lot of threats
donp0008 (4:58:49 PM): Man
spedwitmeds (4:59:01 PM): Well, see a lot of them, like I said before, just don't care.
donp0008 (4:59:12 PM): Ooo ok
spedwitmeds (4:59:17 PM): Because your SN is on that site, they will continue to IM you.
donp0008 (4:59:19 PM): But y me
donp0008 (4:59:26 PM): Bro
spedwitmeds (4:59:33 PM): Because you have connections to the one we want.
spedwitmeds (4:59:51 PM): The moar info you give us on her, the mroe we will leave you alone.
donp0008 (4:59:53 PM): Take it off 4 me
spedwitmeds (5:00:00 PM): I can't.
donp0008 (5:00:03 PM): Don't u run tha site
spedwitmeds (5:00:12 PM): ...Obviously not.
spedwitmeds (5:00:19 PM): Can't you read?
spedwitmeds (5:00:22 PM): And think?
donp0008 (5:00:29 PM): Wat is that website
spedwitmeds (5:00:31 PM): I am but a lonely anon.
donp0008 (5:00:38 PM): That's all I no
spedwitmeds (5:00:40 PM): DO you want the link to where your number is?
donp0008 (5:00:45 PM): Ooooo
spedwitmeds (5:00:50 PM): You can try and take it down if you want.
spedwitmeds (5:00:55 PM): It will be futile tho.
spedwitmeds (5:01:11 PM): http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cheyenne_Cherry
donp0008 (5:01:20 PM): No link I need tha website
spedwitmeds (5:01:20 PM): They know everything.
spedwitmeds (5:01:28 PM): That is the website.
donp0008 (5:01:33 PM): I went there already
spedwitmeds (5:01:39 PM): ...and?
donp0008 (5:01:47 PM): I saw u put our lil convo up
spedwitmeds (5:01:58 PM): I did indeed.
spedwitmeds (5:02:07 PM): But only to let them have the information you gave me.
spedwitmeds (5:02:32 PM): Do you have cornrows?
donp0008 (5:02:35 PM): Ooo
spedwitmeds (5:02:36 PM): http://www.myspace.com/wa5rockinrev
spedwitmeds (5:02:39 PM): Is that you?
donp0008 (5:02:40 PM): I noe I saw
donp0008 (5:02:57 PM): I need ur help on evry website wit me on it
donp0008 (5:03:04 PM): No
donp0008 (5:03:15 PM): Wats that myspace link 4
spedwitmeds (5:03:22 PM): Nevermind.
spedwitmeds (5:03:32 PM): Have you tried to take it off?
donp0008 (5:03:40 PM): Ok
donp0008 (5:03:48 PM): No @ work now
spedwitmeds (5:03:51 PM): I need to shit I will try to be right back.
donp0008 (5:04:02 PM): On lunch
donp0008 (5:04:10 PM): Lolz ok dude
spedwitmeds (5:11:24 PM): Ok.
spedwitmeds (5:11:27 PM): Back.
spedwitmeds (5:11:37 PM): Let me ask you a question.
spedwitmeds (5:12:04 PM): Do you know anything else about Cheyenne Cherry other than the information you gave me last night?
spedwitmeds (5:24:20 PM): When you get back, you need to answer me.
donp0008 (6:03:53 PM): No
donp0008 (6:03:58 PM): Idk nothin
spedwitmeds (6:04:08 PM): Are you sure?
donp0008 (6:04:17 PM): We haven't talked in 2years already I have nothin else 2 do wit her
spedwitmeds (6:04:27 PM): Any more information would ne helpful...
donp0008 (6:04:32 PM): Possitive
donp0008 (6:04:41 PM): 100%shure
donp0008 (6:04:47 PM): That's all I noe I swear 2 ggggooddd
spedwitmeds (6:05:07 PM): I'm sure you have something else that could help us...
donp0008 (6:05:33 PM): Naw I gave u all tha info I noe man
spedwitmeds (6:06:51 PM): You had better hope they don't find you.
donp0008 (6:07:15 PM): Who finds me
spedwitmeds (6:07:55 PM): They've already found you're myspace.
spedwitmeds (6:08:19 PM): You last logged on yesterday.
donp0008 (6:08:29 PM): No1s gonna find me I live all tha way
donp0008 (6:08:38 PM): Yea how u noe
spedwitmeds (6:09:05 PM): Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
donp0008 (6:09:33 PM): In boston now
donp0008 (6:09:38 PM): On main road
donp0008 (6:09:43 PM): Idk wat they want wit me
spedwitmeds (6:09:57 PM): False.
spedwitmeds (6:10:07 PM): You reside in Brooklyn, or somewhere close to it.
spedwitmeds (6:10:14 PM): From our intel we have gathered.
spedwitmeds (6:11:19 PM): Now.
spedwitmeds (6:11:27 PM): Do you have anymore information for us?
donp0008 (6:11:30 PM): no I'm in boston now
donp0008 (6:11:35 PM): I'm on tha road
donp0008 (6:11:41 PM): No dude
spedwitmeds (6:11:50 PM): We know about your illegal activities.
donp0008 (6:11:56 PM): I gave u all I had no help me please
spedwitmeds (6:12:04 PM): We have inside connections with police authorities in your area.
spedwitmeds (6:12:20 PM): With the click of a button, an investigation could be executed.
donp0008 (6:12:48 PM): Ooo
donp0008 (6:12:56 PM): Please
spedwitmeds (6:13:06 PM): I am not stating you will be arrested.
donp0008 (6:13:08 PM): Don't do that I'd need
spedwitmeds (6:13:18 PM): We exist only to harass.
spedwitmeds (6:13:27 PM): Your employer will not want an employee who is being investigated.
donp0008 (6:14:05 PM): Wat u mean
spedwitmeds (6:14:19 PM): I don't have time anymore for hoodrats like you.
donp0008 (6:14:43 PM): Come on man I have a
donp0008 (6:14:53 PM): Job
donp0008 (6:15:02 PM): Don't ruin my life that it already is
spedwitmeds (6:15:26 PM): If you are being serious, we do not care about whatever life you already have.
donp0008 (6:15:50 PM): So help me help u
spedwitmeds (6:15:58 PM): I need no help.
spedwitmeds (6:16:05 PM): I am no one and everyone.
donp0008 is offline (6:16:33 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
spedwitmeds (6:16:45 PM): Do not test us.
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==Video==

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[[TL;DW]] - Kill the Bitch
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{{wayback|1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drD_lAo2Eo4|2=20130924120419|title=<big><big>Girl Burns Kitten Alive In Oven As "Practical Joke"</big></big>}}
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[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=drD_lAo2Eo4&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DdrD_lAo2Eo4 And half a million comments describing what they would like to do to her].</center>
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{{morphquote|ccherryvideosection|background-color: white; width: 60%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|I will pull her ovaries through her nose.|OMGH4X3RN00B

|She has been cursed as a nigger, half the damage is done to her.|Jamesg104

|Well, as much as I hate cats, i hate niggers even more. Must kill her.|asstreme2

|FUCK that bitch, fuck her! i'll fucking kill her!! you fucking hear that you little fucking monkey, ill fucking kill you and burn YOUR PUSSY see how you fucking like that bitch!!|deviliciousangel235

|RAPE THAT NIGGER WITH A POGO STICK.|AnonymousWillDestroy

|I hope a kitten crawls up her vagina, claws through her soft tissue and latches onto her spine with it's little feline teeth. dragging it out of the hole of death which it previously entered. Bonus points if the skull is still attatched.|fluorescentpanda

|The reason that so many niggers abuse animals is that animals are the only thing beneath them in the evolutionary scale.|megarouge2001}}

<youtube>dEbE3fGfF-o</youtube>

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{{quote|OH NO SHE DID'NT.|/b/'s reaction to first class faggotry.}}

==Conclusion==
Judge Byrne gave Cherry only [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/12/03/2009-12-03_bx_teen_gets_2_years_for_roasting_cat_in_oven.html two years] in jail under a plea bargain, which of course left moralfags frothing with hate and with vows to kill Cheyenne. Although the sentence was pretty light for burning a cat in an oven like one would do to a Jew, it should be taken into consideration that everyone was spreading her address and phone number all over the internet for everyone to see. Although her family changed numbers, they were'nt able to move out of their ghetto home on 680 Tinton Ave. because they're niggers, so be prepared to hear of revenge from [[Terrorists|radical moralfags]]. '''Update:''' Cheyenne [http://161.11.133.89/ParoleeLookup/details.asp?nysid=02923700Z was paroled] on 6/7/2011 and eventually took up residence in the housing projects at 871 Westchester Ave in the Bronx. She may be using the name Cheyenne Clerny in effort to escape her internet past and get a job, though any rumor that involves a nigger getting a job is surely unfounded. (Unless maybe she's running for pres amirite?)

===When Trolls Collide===
Just before she was locked away [http://media.causes.com/512752 Cheyenne Cherry mocked animal rights groups by taking full credit for burning the cat], causing PETAfags and [[vegan]]s everywhere to [[lulz|collectively shit themselves in horror]]. [[Some argue|They say]] two [[fails]] do not make a [[win]] - but we will let [[you]] decide.

==Images==

{{cg|BURN THESE IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD|niggercheyennegallery|center|<gallery>
Image:CheyenneCherry2.jpg|Roasted a cat in an oven and laughed about it.
Image:CatOven.jpg|Buzzkill kitteh.
Image:CheyenneCherry3.jpg|How would you like your cat done?
Image:Catkiller.jpg|Bird's eye view of Tinton Ave.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Locationdebate.jpg|Debate raged over which building was hers.
Image:Locationdebate2.jpg|But was eventually settled.
Image:CC court date.PNG|Luckily, a few cunning haxxors managed to dig up information about her appearance in court.
Image:CC court details.PNG|Moar details.
Image:Cherryboyfriendmyspacemessage.JPG|Fix'd. Different people. Someone is in denial though, the dumb bitch admitted to the police she murdered the kitten.
Image:Kitty beyond the grave.PNG|Tiger Lily sends her a message from beyound the grave.
Image:Pizza for the cat killer.PNG|But if it was [[KFC]] . . .
Image:TrollingNeighbor1.JPG|Trolling her neighbor for info failed.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Melissa Bachman]]
*[[Kenny Glenn]]
*[[David Motari]]
*[[Wang Jeu]]
*[[LaraTheDarkAngel]]
*[[NEDM]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]

==External Links==
*[http://insurgen.info/wiki/Cheyenne_Cherry <s>insurgen.info wiki page for raid and dox, keep updated.</s>] long gone
*[http://partyvan.info/wiki/Cheyenne_cherry Also keep updated.]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/05/2009-06-05_evil_teen_who_tossed_cat_in_the_oven.html <s>The story that started it all.</s>] dead.
*[http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6850547 In the news.]
*[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&channelID=137250243 <s>Her Myspace Vids Channel</s>] Empty.
*[http://www.erickwithnok.com/post/119053429/cheyenne-cherry-is-a-kitten-killing-monster <s>A blog dedicated her her and her alone.</s>] Gone.
*[http://www.myspace.com/shortypopoff11 <s>Her MySpace</s>] delorted
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=185662250540 The facebook group in Tiger Lily's honor]
*[http://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/webcivil/ecourtsMain Look up the case information here.]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_cheyenne_cherry_teen_accused_of_burning_cat_in_oven_was_busted_in_2008_in_armed_.html <s>An incident where she held a BB gun to a woman's head and stole her Yorkie also as a 'practical joke' - and stealing iPods, smacking girls with jewelry...</s>] Deleted, find more evidence.
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/16/cheyenne-cherry-pleads-gu_n_235143.html It's dead bitch!]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/shameless-cat-killer-cheyenne-cherry-roasted-a-kitty-a-joke-years-jail-article-1.461340 She's going to jail!]

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{{Timeline|Featured article June 8, [[2009]]|[[Lulz Map]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Jeni Ann]]}}

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Talk:Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T05:29:50Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

where the lulz? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:12, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
:Moar like where is the rest of the article? lol --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

Woo Bum-kon

2026-05-17T04:08:36Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* The Killings */

{{achtung|THIS MAN WAS THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION FOR 29 YEARS!!! Pay your respects, kiddo.}}
{{an hero|[[File:Woo Bum-Kon's suicide attack.png|130px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Woo Bum-kon.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''우범곤'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 24, [[Before the internets|1955]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 27, [[1980s|1982]] (aged 27)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[South Korea]]n  [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Policeman, lulz connoisseur}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 56, injured 35}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|12px|link=]] (Asia: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes ([[Epic Win|blew himself up]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Lulz|Bitten by a fly, lol]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Have you ever taken a nap on a lazy afternoon, only to be awakened by [https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html your girlfriend who was swatting a fly on your chest]? And then did the right thing by going to work and returning home to punch your girlfriend, then take up arms and go on a killing spree? Plus you worked as a cop, so you had access to all the best weapons? '''Woo Bum-kon''' has. This means that he is a cop that is okay in our book. He also killed 57 gooks, including himself. Did we mention that his nickname was '''Power'''? Or that he was an ex-Marine?

Stand at attention, shrimp! This is the godfather of the peacetime Mass Shooting, the OG one-man Good Cop/Bad Cop, IRL Gangnam Style commando, [[lulz]]-incarnate, [[Troll]] Supreme, '''Woo Fucking Bum-kon'''.

==Before the Killings==
Almost as soon as he finished indoctrination school, he joined Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka Daehanminguk Haebyeongdae, where he learned how to best kill civilians. This means that this brave man, fought alongside brave Americans to liberate the Congs of their life, in the [[Vietnam War]].
{{quote|Once a Marine, forever a Marine.|[https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Military_of_South_Korea#Marine_Corps Motto of Korean Marine Corps]}}
Then after graduating at the top of his class at the ROK Marines, he got hired by the National Police, before getting hired in Gungnye.

==Lead-Up==
[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Rage Comic.png|thumb|right|Artistic rendition of the lead-up.]]
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work.
After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the fuck out of his [[dumbshit]] gf. As well as smashing the place up. Then he went straight to armory. His weapons of choice: 
*2 M2 carbines with 180 rounds
*7 Handgrenades

==The Killings==
First he went to the small town of Togok, that is near a Buddhist temple or a Nazi facility according to Google Maps, where he just started earning points by shooting randoms, including his dumb girlfriend who went to see what the fuck was going on.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Togok-ri.jpg]] 
{{archive|0bANV|Temple or Camp?}}</center>
He then went to city of Gungnyu, where had had enough of phone operators and killed their sorry asses, so nobody could call for help.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum Kon Killing Map.png|600px]]</center>
At one point Woo was getting thirsty, merciless killing will do so when you are playing on [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston|Survival]]. So he had a 16-year old get him a soda from a nearby store. When the kid brought him the soda, he killed him and his family. When he said no sugar, he meant no fucking sugar.
After 8 hours of running from the law, they finally tracked him down. Only now he had taken a family hostage, whom he had scared, by telling them he was after a communist. So when the police finally got close, [[Postal 2|he an heroed explosive style by pulling a grenade]].

==Load Out==
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Item
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*'''Primary''': M2 Carbine
[[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|90px]]
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* A rifle stolen from a reserve forces weapons depot. '''35 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Grenade
[[Image:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|center|120px]]
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* The grenade he used when committing suicide. '''100 Damage.'''
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*'''Spell''': Azn
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*Intelligence stat increases a half more Surrendering stats increases a third more Aiming increases due to his math skillz
|}
</center>

==Aftermath==
*Suh Chung-hwa - Interior Minister of South Korea resigned
*An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign
*The Government paid money to all the families
*[[Epic win|NEW HIGH SCORE FROM A FUCKING GOOK!]]

==Videos==
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==High Score==
{{GradedScore|'''56'''|Dam Son|12|56 kills, 35 injured|10|COP!|20|Held the FPS [[High Score]] until [[Anders]] stole it|17|For smacking his bitch up.|115|S|Let's Be Cops}}

{{Wanted|5}}

==See Also==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - Another lulzy South Korean.
*[[Cops]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - Another FPS player the cops took a long-ass time to confront.
*[[South Korea]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Woo_Bum-kon_incident|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html 1982 New York Times article] {{archive|GcRl|(archive)}}

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Brenda Williams

2026-05-17T04:05:53Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* The Truth (And Lulz) Behind The IRL Banhammer */ Now usable but ugly. Someone smarter plz fix thx

{{an police hero}}

{{spoiler|the shooting was justified, fucktards live forever}}

[[Image:Brenda-williams-photo-only.jpg|thumb|right|It's a bad idea to be black in Scranton, you just might get shot by four pigs with [[Bukkake|nothing better to do]].]]

On [[Truth|May 29, 2009]], four upstanding [[Pennsylvania|Scranton]] [[Pig|Police Officers]] were enjoying a round of manlove at the local Clarion Hotel when one of them thought it would be fun to huff poppers and drive around the north section of town looking for [[Police brutality|niggers to shoot]].

After a few hours, our lovely protagonists came across a [[Whore|black woman]] on her front porch with a cardboard sign that read, "Help me commit suicide." Only too happy to oblige, the pigs [[Serious business|shot her up]] like [[Isabella Valentine]] at a [[Fun|crack infested male-dominated KKK rally]], giving her the exit out of life she always dreamed of.

<S>8999 internets go to Brenda Williams for getting the police to do her dirty work for her!</S> Nope, one shy. She had a knife. They had four guns. And she would never post her noodz on /b/ again.

The amazing facet of truth regarding this situation would be the lack of information released to the public by the [http://www.scrantonpa.gov/scrantonpd/index.asp SPD] regarding this incident and any other [[Juggalette420|lulz]] that may have perpetrated, since it's always a fun time when local pigs are [[Unwarranted self importance|granted the right]] to kill any citizen of this fine city.

Clearly, [[You|no one]] is safe.

==OH NOES I SHOT VETERAN!!1==

{{Q|brenda is my couzin and i miss her and i wan’t to know the cops who shot her. my nana jeanne lewis is sad my dad ellis lewis is really sad and mad my aunt louwize is wich brenda williams mother is and my cuz alona williams wich is brenda’s dauter thank you p.s. i don’t i spelled every thing rite|Deion Lewis on June 7, 2009, [http://melaniannews.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/brenda-williams-slain-by-police-officers/ proving niggers have no education]}}

Scranton police officers responded to a disturbance call [[Fuck you|last Thursday]] ([http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/opinion/inform_public_on_shooting srsly it was]) in the north section of town. Upon entering the front of the property, one of the pigs noticed a nigger on the porch dancing to the newest [[Tranny|Lady Gaga]] single, '''Cat Baker''', in honor of fellow fake New Yorker [[Cheyenne Cherry]]. Deducing that this lady must be selling crack off her porch due to her skin color, the officers approached the nigger with the intention of sexing it up for some [[Weev|white fun time]]. However, the suspect didn't wish to share her [[Ass|alleged crack]] with freeloaders, so she ran for her life into her front door, at which time all four cops whipped out their [[Penis|guns]] and proceeded to make a nigger golf course [[Fuck you|for the children]].

None of the neighbors who witnessed the tragedy actually heard any of the shots fired. After being interviewed by the [http://thetimestribune.com Times Tribune] one brave soul admitted that he overheard one of the officers commenting, "We can always say we did it for the lulz." Another witness incorrectly identified the shots as snare hits from the [[Crap|Lady Gaga single]], which is why she so quickly dialed 911.

{{Q|Oh that's right, NOBODY TRUSTS SCRANTON COPS BECAUSE THEY KILL PEOPLE.|Scranton Times thread poster, stating the obvious}}

==Shot Me In My Own F@%#ing house==

[[Image:Where Brenda Williams Was Killed Her Own Fucking House.jpg|thumb|right|They kill her on her front porch and don't even have the common decency to rape her beforehand.]]

[[Image:A Colored Photo Of A Colored Lady.jpg|thumb|right|A colored photo of Brenda Williams is now available thanks to the [[Homosexual|National Alliance and Metapedia]]. *chuckle* Only in [[Hell|Americunt]], kids.]]

[[Image:Axelswife1 do not want.png|thumb|right|The only witness to this terrible crime.]]

[[Anonymous]] has discovered through many hours of [[Masturbation|rigorous investigation]] that the four officers shot Ms. Williams because she allegedly had brandished a knife. Now, no one on Earth knows why in the fuck this nigger was allowed to carry a knife, as it is common knowledge niggers are banned from carrying anything in their possession except [[Jenkem]] and shitty dimebags to sell for [[Tom Serson]]. Equally puzzling is the lack of initiative on the part of the police officers, who clearly were too much of a bunch of pussies to take down a 52-year old black lady without shooting her to death.

Another interesting fact is that Brenda was a retired Air Force veteran with a history of mental illness. Clearly she has fit the stereotype of an active member of the [[Shit|United States Military]]. Upon discovering this information, welfare officials should have sent her to the projects to live with the rest of the hood rats, but mistakes were made and four lucky nigger-hating cops had a wonderful time using her as a human target!

It's plain as day that the Scranton PD cooked this up for the lulz, since it serves no other purpose than to end up as gossip fodder on [[iCarly|The View]].

[[Image:Google Map Of Crime Scene Brenda Williams.PNG|center]]

==Shut Up, Matlock==

[[Image:Scranton Police Chief David Elliot.jpg|thumb|right|Yes, we killed a nigger. Yes, we're proud of it.]]

Upon hearing the news that a [[Your mom|black woman]] was shot in his city, [http://www.scrantonpa.gov/scrantonpd/Administrative.asp Scranton PD Chief David Elliot] who can be reached via telephone at '''(570) 348-4130''' (Hey, it's [[Win|public information]]!) went apeshit and snorted two tons of heroin to calm down. After he was able to squeeze out a few loads into [[Whore|Celine Dion]]'s face, Elliot held a press conference where he informed the public that:

* the dead nigger was [[Yes|asking for it]],
* they weren't releasing [[BAWWW|ANY INFORMATION]] about the shooting,
* the four officers involved were being placed on paid leave during the investigation,
* and finally; the officers did what they did [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]].

==Steve Corbett, Voice Of The Dead==

[[Image:Steve+Corbett+WILK-FM+Radio+Personality.jpg|thumb|right|Defender of the <S>lulz</S> butthurt, Steve Corbett, crying his liberal eyes out for the oppressed nigger citizens of Scranton. Where is the justice? [[Dead|Where is it?]]]]

[[Image:Scranton pa the electric copkilling city.jpg|thumb|right|Attention all niggers: Come here to get shot to death by our local friendly [[Christfag|piggie pies]]!]]

[http://www.wilknetwork.com WILK-FM radio personality/all around liberal whiner] [[Hero|Steve Corbett]] has taken it upon himself to dig up any and all lulz that has permeated the Northeastern Pennsylvania area since the advent of Christianity and Wendy's drive thru. Among the many [[Crap|articles]] available on his site (for example, [http://gort42.blogspot.com/2009/02/luzerne-county-judge-mark-ciavarella.html disgraced Luzerne County Judge Mark Ciavarella], who took it upon himself to build a kiddy slave land with all the juvenile delinquents showing up in his courtroom) there are three in particular that talk about Brenda's murder by four white cops.

Did we mention that a '''nigger''' was shot by '''[[White trash|FOUR WHITE]] [[Pig|COPS]]'''? LOLOLolol!!!111oneone1

===You Want Answers? We Got Answers===

[[Image:David Elliot Chief Scranton Fag.gif|thumb|right|This is the glorious Police Chief of Scranton, David Elliot, reading the new copy of Hustler to his fine constituents.]]

On June 1st, 2009, Steve Corbett posted an article on his blog entitled, [[WTF|Police Shooting Sparks Many Questions]]. Since the Scranton PD wasn't talking due to being afraid of having themselves posted on Jew like [[Black Jesus|Cheyenne Cherry]], [[Anonymous]] decided to contact Chief Elliot to set up a meeting on IRC and get to the bottom of it once and for all.

[01:33] <eatmedsndope> So to get to the bottom of this
[01:33] <eatmedsndope> We are going to ask you questions
[01:33] <Daaveed> ok
[01:34] <eatmedsndope> And we want the truth
[01:34] <eatmedsndope> Nothing less
[01:34] <Daaveed> i swear, just delete the article
[01:34] <eatmedsndope> Not a chance n00b. Now here we go
[01:35] <Daaveed> im scared
[01:35] <eatmedsndope> You have right claim to be. Anonymous has no mercy
[01:35] <eatmedsndope> #1
[01:36] <eatmedsndope> A vague article in the Scranton paper mentioned that Williams was “reportedly” wielding a knife when police opened fire. Is that true?
[01:37] <Daaveed> yup, she was black so they did what they were trained 2 do
[01:37] <eatmedsndope> What was that, kill niggers?
[01:37] <Daaveed> of course, isn't that what all cops do
[01:37] <eatmedsndope> Well played sir.
[01:38] <eatmedsndope> How many bullets hit Williams?
[01:39] <Daaveed> umm idk around 9000
[01:39] <eatmedsndope> LOL
[01:39] <eatmedsndope> Okay, how many police officers fired?
[01:40] <Daaveed> dude like all of them duh
[01:40] <eatmedsndope> Were the officers white males?
[01:40] <Daaveed> damn skippy, those overtime whores
[01:40] <Daaveed> cant put our bitches out there
[01:41] <Daaveed> needs my junk cleaned
[01:41] <Daaveed> brb soup
[01:40] <eatmedsndope> LOL WUT
[01:45] <Daaveed> ok bk
[01:45] <eatmedsndope> Srsly?
[01:45] <eatmedsndope> What caused the four officers to come to Williams' apartment?
[01:46] <Daaveed> she had aids and we hate aids
[01:46] <eatmedsndope> lol
[01:46] <eatmedsndope> Win
[01:47] <eatmedsndope> Did she have a mental health counselor (due to reports of her mental illness) and were police notified of this prior to the shooting?
[01:47] <Daaveed> hell no
[01:47] <Daaveed> do they need a reason to shoot
[01:47] <Daaveed> idk i dont' think so
[01:48] <eatmedsndope> Why didn’t police just leave the apartment and call for mental health support?
[01:48] <Daaveed> idk
[01:48] <Daaveed> she was playing lady gaga
[01:48] <Daaveed> that's a crime in itself
[01:48] <eatmedsndope> Well at least we agree on something.
[01:48] <eatmedsndope> Were any of Williams' family members contacted?
[01:49] <Daaveed> we have to call ppl now?
[01:49] <Daaveed> gee i thought that was girlvinyl's job
[01:49] <eatmedsndope> Nope, even her vagina wouldn't touch that one.
[01:49] <eatmedsndope> Aren't professional mental health workers better equipped to handle such situations?
[01:50] <Daaveed> no
[01:50] <eatmedsndope> Will residents in Scranton passively accept the third fatal police shooting in less than seven years?
[01:51] <Daaveed> we can shoot them too, doesnt matter to me
[01:51] <eatmedsndope> Will Scranton residents want to know more about the life and death of the smiling woman in the Air Force uniform?
[01:51] <Daaveed> lol
[01:51] <Daaveed> no
[01:51] <Daaveed> fuck them
[01:51] <Daaveed> i gots a myspace
[01:52] <eatmedsndope> That's good.
[01:52] <eatmedsndope> Should we just shrug and move on?
[01:52] <Daaveed> good idea
[01:52] <Daaveed> move on
[01:53] <Daaveed> get the blacks and mexicans to move on 2
[01:53] <Daaveed> oh shit
[01:53] <Daaveed> i g2g boyfriend home

Clearly we see an [http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/08/scranton_chief_suspended_for_r.html unrepentant police chief who's had his dick in dirty water already] that needs a lesson on how to act a little more humble and a little less [[Tricia Walsh-Smith|gay]].

===Corbett's Copypasta===

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Even in death, Brenda Williams extended great dignity and power to those who found themselves in her presence. At eternal rest in her coffin in the sad hour before her funeral service, her face reflected a silent grace, offering quiet solace for those who stood before her to pay a final respect.

Scranton police shot and killed Williams last week in her second-floor apartment after responding to a report of a disturbance. Details are sketchy while Pennsylvania State Police conduct an investigation. Williams wielded a knife, according to newspaper reports, although no police official has publicly confirmed that fact. What is confirmed is that Williams was a troubled woman who suffered from mental illness, a 52-year-old Air Force veteran who needed help.

Instead, she found death at the hands of police.

Standing before her coffin yesterday, I looked at the photograph of Williams that family had balanced against the soft casket satin. Wearing a big smile, Williams posed in her military uniform and seemed to have the world at her fingertips. Looking at her folded hands, I knew that her fingertips now remained still forever. No more would she tickle the keys of the alto saxophone she once played so well. No more would she hold her daughter who sat in the front row of the church during services with wet tears streaming down her cheeks.

Now the city where Williams lived all her life will forever frame a tragedy that left her in a pool of blood that poured from her body when the gunfire stopped.

Four Scranton police officers remain on paid leave until the investigation is finished. Williams is dead and gone. But the power of community that speaker after speaker stressed during her funeral remains. That power serves as a beacon that guides the search for truth for the many God-fearing family members and friends who now expect answers to the many unanswered questions that make Williams’ death all the harder to understand.

Too many versions of what happened are circulating throughout the city. And there is no way to avoid pointing out the stark fact that four white men killed this black woman who might have lived if only the professionals on the scene had found another way.

Second-guessing the cops will draw criticism. But unless we second-guess the cops this sad and violent act might happen again. PSP will hopefully second-guess every move the officers on the scene made. Unless that happens another mentally ill resident of this city might fall in a burst of bullets that with training might be avoided.

Scranton police simply do not receive enough training to handle what cops call EDPs, emotionally disturbed persons.

Standing in the rear of the church yesterday, I listened to a wise church elder and former pastor reassure the congregation that the truth will set us free. “If it doesn’t come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse,” he said to laughter that broke the somber tension that filled the church. I sensed a growing confidence that will be necessary to take on the system that I expect to be less than forthcoming with the answers that are required for everyone to learn from what Williams’ brother called a “senseless” act.

Yesterday, Williams’ lifeless body helped provide power to those who felt her spirit, a power that will be imperative for those who want to carry the torch of truth and shine it on every incident where police respond to a call for help. Death often nurtures the quest for social justice. Sometimes enemies become friends. Sometimes friends become enemies. In this case, the end must become the beginning as we ask ourselves over and over again, “Who speaks for Brenda Williams?” We must look ourselves in the mirror and ask if we truly care about each other and about the city we love. We must reflect on what went wrong last week. We must promise to do our best to help rather than hurt.

Williams now dwells in what a pastor yesterday called “her mansion.” We must now ask ourselves what we plan to do about this sad and violent place that we call home. Life and death hang in the balance of our response.

TL;DR '''Summary:''' Four cops killed an alleged /b/tard with a knife and got away with it. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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==The Truth (And Lulz) Behind The IRL Banhammer==

[[Image:Typical Scranton Times Reporter.jpg|thumb|right|Srsly if you image Google "[http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=Erin+L.+Nissley+Scranton+Times&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq= Erin L. Nissley Scranton Times]" this is the first picture that comes up. lold]]

[[Image:Ex Chief Fag Pooped.jpg|thumb|right|This guy experienced [[Anal|butthurt]] because that Ray Hayes dude took his job. Nigga please! You just mad you wasn't there to pull the trigger. So stop frontin' and get to [[Prison rape|steppin']].]]

Upon examing the evidence gathered by [[Basement dwellers|internet detectives]], the following lulzy tidbits of information come to light regarding Brenda Williams' killing. We can't call it a murder because that would be [[libel]], but hey, if the [[OJ Simpson|glove fits]], right?

===Killing Black Women Is Serious Business===

For all Mensa-reject n00b hippies, we've taken the care of eliminating the [[TL;DR]] crap and getting down to [[Serious fucking business|serious business]]. The following are [[IRL]] [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|quotes]] taken from [http://scrantontimes.com/news/scranton_police_release_more_info_on_shooting_victim an article] written by Scranton Times Staff Writer [[Amateur|Erin L. Nissley]]:

*On Wednesday, [[Billo The Clown|city Police Chief David Elliot]] released information about Brenda Williams' prior contact with Scranton police. The 52-year-old woman was shot and killed May 28 after police responded to her [http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=1422+N.+Lincoln+Ave+Scranton+PA&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=NvIwStuGGILBtwfTs_XjBQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1 North Lincoln Avenue apartment], where she was allegedly brandishing a knife.
*A Scranton police officer involved in the fatal shooting had contact with her less than a week before she was killed, Chief Elliott said.
*Ms. Williams had made [[over 9000|17 calls]] to police in the last 11 years, starting with a call [http://www.gpo.gov/su_docs/fedreg/a980414c.html April 14, 1998], when she allegedly threatened to commit suicide.
*Chief Elliott refused to [[STFU|identify]] the officer who had contact with Ms. Williams prior to the shooting, nor would he comment on whether the prior contact played any part in how the officers responded to the [[Last Thursday|May 28]] call. Ms. Williams was reportedly wielding a knife when she was shot after four officers responded to her apartment for what Chief Elliott has described as a [[Asperger's syndrome|mental health check]].
*Ms. Williams' brother, [[Snitch|Myron B. Williams]], said Wednesday that his sister made the calls out of concern for her daughter, however unfounded her fears. "The [[CP|welfare]] of her child was of number one importance," he said. "[[Jail|That]] was first and foremost in her thinking." ''FUCKKK THE CHILD WAS THERE WHEN SHE WAS SHAWT!!! [[Sarcasm|ULTIMATE PWN]]!!!'''
*'''[[LOL WUT|All four officers involved in the shooting have been placed on paid administrative leave]].'''

===Blacks Helped Jews Do WTC===

The Times-Tribune's comment forums (convienently available at the end of each article) lit up with both [[Unwarranted self importance|butthurt Republicunts]] and [[Anonymous|pizza raping lulz defenders]] as the flame war ignited, blowing up like Hiroshima 2.0 in Israel. Everyone's pissed at the newspaper, the cops, the blacks and [[JEWS DID WTC|Jews]].

Nothing is safe. '''[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!]]'''

<div class="blink" style="text-align:center; color:red; padding:.4em;"><big><big><big>ATTENTION: NOW ENTERING APOCALYPSE LOL'D</big></big></big></div>
<div class="blink" style="text-align:center; color:red; padding:.4em;"><big><big><big>SCRANTONIANS WEIGH IN ON THE CONTROVERSY</big></big></big></div>

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest4|background-color: beige; width: 600px; height: 1000px;|font-weight: bold;
|Without them releasing any details at all, it makes them look like they are guilty, or have something to hide. It seems that something is wrong with the Scranton Police. They often make the news for all the wrong reasons, i.e. [http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle/511/police_drug_corruption a police officer selling drugs], [http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/08/scranton_chief_suspended_for_r.html Police captain calling female officers nasty names], [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21334238/ police officer arresting a woman for cussing at her toilet], and now this. This has been the third time in seven years that the Scranton Police have done this. I'm sure other regional cities like [[Shit|Wilkes-Barre]], Mexican, and [[Meth|Williamsport]] routinely deal with these same sorts of instances that the Scranton Police do, yet these cities have zero police shootings to Scranton's three in seven years. Maybe they aren't screening new hires well enough, maybe thier training is sub-par, [[Truth|maybe it is time for a new chief]]. Whatever it may be, I believe they need to do an overhaul of thier police department.|Bill, trying to be [[Girlvinyl|smart]]|[[Common knowledge|One thing is for sure. If these people who did the shooting were not police officers, they would be sitting in a jail cell and not on "paid administrative leave".]]|grimace, giving oral anal|
[[Yes|Are you telling me that 4 trained police officers with guns couldn't subdue a 52 year old mentally unstable woman with a knife?]] They had to shoot her mutiple times and kill her? Only in Scranton.....Plus they knew she had a mental illness.....I thought they were trianed to deal with this. The question is "[[No|Did this woman pose such a threat that she needed to be shot multiple times in the chest"]]? They could have shot once, maybe in the arm to disarm her.....but to kill her? She wasn't a criminal, [[True|just a deeply disturbed woman]]. These cops should work in Philly, Chicago, Washington, D.C., New York City, then they would have a real wakeup call. [[Fact|It seemed they couldn't handle the situation, so that shot to kill]]. Hopefully, [[No|real justice, whatever the outcome will prevail]], but this is Scranton, Pennsylvania, [[Fact|I am hoping for too much]].|Digusted with Scranton, preaching lulz|'''
Shoot to kill or shoot to maim? What is faster a bullet or a knife? Is it more humane to wound a person or end their life? Would a shot in the shoulder have the same effect? [[Fact|Scranton cops are trigger happy murderers]] and should be [[Raped|treated as such]].'''|Mental Health Advocate, pwning the dirty pigs|If four police officers are unable to subdue one mentally challenged woman without killing her, the entire department needs a thorough investigation as to skills, judgment and professionalism. This is one more black mark against Scranton that will eventually reach national news. And maybe that's where this story needs to go, out of this do-nothing, one hand washes the other environment.'''|Angie, speaking truth on the [http://scrantontimes.com/news/scranton_police_release_more_info_on_shooting_victim#articleComments Scranton Times forum]|I've said it before and I'll say it again: You people need to come to terms with the fact that [[Lie|not all cops are bad.]] Screw "all", MOST aren't bad. Are there bad doctors? Yes. That doesn't mean all doctors are bad. Are there bad lawyers? Yes. That doesn't mean all lawyers are bad. (I mean at their practice, not them in general) Are there bad "insert profession here"? Yes. But that doesn't mean there every single person in this world is bad at what they do. To whomever mentioned the policeman selling oxycontin....what does that have to do with anything? He got caught and is paying for it now. Does that mean all cops are drug dealers? Please...do me a favor: Take your heads out of your butts and wake up to the fact that cops are here to protect and to put the bad guys/girls away. Doesn't mean there can't be bad apples, but you get my point. Let's play a little game. Tomorrow are 7:00am let's announce to the world that [[Awesome|the Scranton police is being pulled off the streets for 24 hours and they have no police powers at all in that time.]] What would happen? You all know what would.... Chaos. So, next time you think to say all cops are bad and the Scranton Police are all drug dealing murderers, think about my little hypothetical situation. You might think twice...|Jim G., fagging up the internets|I would be happy to see the Scranton PD pulled off the streets for 24 hours. Maybe the murder rate would drop, [[amirite]]?|Steven, pwning Jim G. like the bitch he is|'''[[Serious fucking business|Humans should NOT judge. The officers and officials that were there can ONLY answer for what they did. Their judgement day will come, just like for all of]] [[User:Jedi1josh|us.]]'''|sotrue, getting God on speed dial|You know whats pretty funny.. All you people always putting down the police. Thats funny.. Maybe they should get rid of all the police men and women. Then what are you babys gonna do when someone is robbing your home or stealing your car or selling your kids drugs. Then who you gonna call. You people need to grow up and get all information befor you start pointing fingers.. And the best part is you would be the first ones crying when no police show up to help you. The people in the city of Scranton need to grow up..|Jeff, whining like a little faggot|Also another thing you people keep saying because they were whit and she was black. Thats all you [[niggers]] do is play that dam racist card.. But it would be a different story if the cops were black and the victim was white. Thats ok though... And also you say there could have been a better way of handeling this because there 4 of them and one of her. Did you ever see someone who has a mental problem with a weapon?? I have and its not all cracked up what you think it is. I'll tell you what someone was coming at me with a weapon you better bet id be shooting also.|Jeff, still whining like a little faggot|'''So, if she was weilding a knife at the time...what is there to investigate? Mrs. Williams was shot because she posed a threat to the officers and herself. My Belssings to the SPD. They did their job, unfortunately this woman decided to weild a knife at officers and was shot.'''|Mike, another furfag who proves [[Pennsylvania|Scrantonians]] posses shit spelling|'''all of you people are out of your mind. how about you get your facts strait and understand the fact that a person charged at a police officer with a knife. if a police officer was not trained to react to a deadly situation look at some of the terrrible outcomes that could arise. Quoteing what Marty said "a police officer should be able to handle an adversary with a knife WITHOUT using deadly force". You are an idiot if you believe that or think that. I am done with this argument. SPD is a fully trained and well maintained police agency. Its unfortunate for both sides what happened.'''.|DA, upping the faggotry|That's b/c Elliott is the Chief. That moron just needs to [[STFU]] and quit covering up this incident. Why can't they say who on the police force she talked to, and i understand why they're not releasing their names, b/c there's alot of p.o.'ed people.|[[Winner|HATER!]], brave defender of the lulz|What purpose would it serve to release, as the editor calls it, preliminary information, like how many officers and how many shots fired? Without the entire story, information such as that sought by the Times, would only serve to inflame the situation more than it already is. Maybe that is the intent of this newspaper, to perpetrate this as long as they can. After all, it does sell newspapers. Now who is guilty of wrong here, the police or the media.|Rolo Tomassi, burning down the house|'''In the world of police work there is what has become known as the ‘21-feet’ rule. Simply put, if a person has a knife and is 21 feet away from you, and he decides to initiate an attack, he can easily cover the distance in 1.5 seconds. Consider this: If you have a holstered gun and you are very well trained in a quick draw, you can likely draw and fire your weapon in a 1-to-1.1 seconds. The second shot goes off about 2/10’s of a second later. The third shot is released in another 2/10’s of a second. if someone standing 21 feet away attacks you with a knife, he will strike his target in 1.5 seconds. You, on the other hand, in that same 1.5 seconds are lucky to draw and fire one or maybe two shots. Unfortunate the Times never bothered to print the above facts'''|anna, moar like andrew since there are no girls on the internet|'''Just from what has already been reported, four police officers were not able to handle a situation with a mentally challenged woman without resorting to killing her. How many other details are needed? Four on one and they couldn't manage a better resolution. [[Advice Dog|I think the people of Scranton should think twice before they call in the police.]]'''|Ashley, who should be [[Asking for it|washing the dishes]]|'''Yeah i agree with alot of you. Something different definitely could have been done. I think the Scranton police are more rogue now with a rogue police chief than they ever have been. [http://terrelldruglaws.blogspot.com/2007/03/drug-tests-for-cops.html Anyone remember a cop around 2 years ago selling oxycontin and methadone IN HIS UNIFORM?] See, that's what i'm talking about. The SPD is above the law now. I think [[Tubgirl|I.A.]] needs to be called in to take a look at the SPD.|HATER!, defending the lulz'''|'''Yeah, she's up here. Lucky we had the room.'''|God's response to this|[[Faggot|I feel bad for this woman, her family and EVERYONE else involved, but this woman is dead because of her own actions. The police did not put that knife in her hand. Is there a new law now that says police officers can not protect themselves. If someone is coming at me with a knife, I'm not going to take the time to aim for an arm or a leg, or sit them down on the couch for a therapy session. I'm going to shoot at the largest area on the body where there is the smallest chance of missing. The bottom line is, the woman had a knife. None of us know what she was doing with it or whether or not she advanced toward them with it. Police have a split second decision to make when someone has a weapon. The Police are not suppose to be your mother, father, therapist, etc. The family should have looked out for this woman by getting her the help she needed. And, for the person calling these officers cowards, I would love to see you go out and do their job. Oh, and we are not going to give you a gun either you scumbag piece of garbage and other words I can't post on here.]]|Support the SPD!, a [[Homosexual|faggot]]|'''The family will sue ,the tax payers foot the bill and its business as usual ,till the next time.'''|Dan, raping punctuation|I live in Wilkes-Barre, and we have not had these types of police shootings that Scranton does. It is hard to say if the police were justified without any of the details, but it seems that with four officers on the scene vs. one female with a knife that this could and should have ended differently. The Scranton Police come off as heavy handed and unprofessional quite often. Wasn't there a non-lethal option like a tazer that could have been used instead of shooting her dead? [[LOL WUT|I do not think race had anything at all to do with this]], but I also do not think this was handled professionally at all.|Bill, a little misled but otherwise not that gay|I lived in The Scranton/Wiles Barre Area for five years - between 1990 and 1995. I was forty when I moved there and it was the first place anyone ever referred to me as a "girl," It was the first time I ever heard anyone referred to (in real life) as "colored." Northeast Pennsylvania was the first place I ever saw actual Klu Klux KLan people in robes walking the streets handing out flyers. It was the first place I heard Asian people referred to as "Chinks." It was where I (who had narrowly missed being killed by an IRA bomb in London in 1975) saw a city sponsored banner spread across the main street into the business district welcoming Gerry Adams. It had the only public radio station that actually broadcast "Focus on the Family." It was surrounded by an automobile dumb built on top of old slag heaps. It was one of the most sad and downtrodden places I ever lived. I remember on Christmas Eve the Protestant church I went to had it's parking lot taken over by overflow from the Catholic Church goers a block away because they didn't think Protestants believed in Jesus. (True story) Remember, it's the setting for "THE OFFICE," and Championship Season. No one has yet to touch the surface of how corrupt, racist, homophobic, nasty and ignorant that part of the world is. A.Ferrugio, Davis, California|A. Ferrugio, dumb enough to put down her real name and city of residence|I've lived here 34 years, never did I see Klan members. Ms. Ferrugio, are you offended when someone calls you a "girl"? Obviously you don't belong here, good thing you left.|I'llTellYouHowItIs, telling us how it is|I'llTellYouHowItIs--- You never seen the kkk??? What part you live in?? I live in Pittston and i have seen them in Wilkes Barre and also in Scranton just driving thru the city.. Maybe you should get out of your housing project more often and see what's really going on out there..|Jeff, srsly still being a faggot|The Williams' family lost a daughter, a sister, and a mother. She died at the hands of those that were sent to protect her. The whole situation is very unfortunate. How can we blame the family????? Brenda was 52 years old and had rights. The family could not tell her where to live, yet they always kept an eye on her and took care of her and her daughter's needs. THEY SHOULD BE COMMENDED NOT CONDEMNED!!!! I assume that before a policeman is issued a weapon and sent on the street he/she must be prepared physically and menatally to deal with a wide array of situations. Most officers handle this daily without tragic circumstances, and go home safely to their families. I believe that you have to look at the mental state of these officers. What kind of day did they have? Was it the begining or end of their shift? How was their homelife? Were their any warning signs? What kind of interactions did they have with minorities? What kinds of fears, stereotypes, or attitudes did they have toward minorities? What is the overall attitude of the Sranton Police in general towards diversity and minorities?
Brenda is dead because of a decision made by a group of officers that determined that she was THREAT to their safety, and that deadly force was the appropriate response. That's a problem!!!! I don't believe that all the officers came to that conclusion, but someone did, and the result is that Brenda is dead. It was an overreaction that triggered something in the mind(s) of the
officer(s), and the result was the death of Brenda. Have some sympathy for Brenda's family and especially for her daughter.
Then, you can worry about the unnamed officers that are on paid leave, that will not be prosecuted, that will not lose their jobs, and still are able to go home to their families everyday. Peace|JB, hitting the [[Weed|KB]]|}}|border=red|background=beige}}
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===I Was There, And I Don't Know What Happened===
Adding moar to the lulz were new posters to the Scranton Times article mentioned above. These n00bz vehemently claimed to:

*[[Lie|have knowledge about the incident firsthand.]]
*[[Lie|have been at the crime scene when the incident took place.]]

Judge for yourselves, Anonymous.

{{Q|Look, they Scranton Cops did wrong lets all get over it. This women was shot 6 times in the chest by 3 of the officers on paid leave. The 4th whom is 6'5 well over 300 lbs did not fire I guess he did not feel she was a threat as the other three did. The Williams family we be sitting pretty after this is all said and done. People lets move on did you forget where you live?|Dave, 06/11/09 - 9:30PM, who forgot where he lived}}

{{Q|No, let's NOT get over it. Someone needs to teach these Scranton cops a lesson and if its own internal policing division can't handle it then the federal government can get involved. This has nothing to do with the race card, this is about the abuse of power granted by the very oaths police take. Cops have too much power and not enough training, common sense or both and as citizens we need to take a stand! I urge the Williams family not to take this lying down. I for one can't say I can trust my life in a Scranton cop's hands, not after this. Three times is enough.|Steven, 06/11/09 - 11:18PM, the only smart poster in this shitty thread}}

{{Q|It amazes me how all you people know what happened to poor Brenda and the poor police officers and I was there and I dont know what happened. All I know is a sweet quiet woman who use to play with my dog and kiss him, is dead. I miss Brenda and wish I could have helped her, but I saw her on Monday and Tuesday and she was a little aggitated but calm. I was there when she talked to her mother Monday night, and she was calm. So when did she get so out of hand, that the police came banging at her door when she was upstairs on her couch. I dont know what happened and I was right there.|Confused, 06/11/09 - 11:43PM, needs to get off the rock}}

{{Q|You people must be delusional too. Where does it say she was hit 6times in the chest? You want police to be social workers and psychologist too? One of the cops was 6'5" How do you know that? How do any of you know what happened there unless you were there? Now why aren't all you big mouth idiots raising a stink that a black muslim shot two soldiers on recruiting duty. The did not have a knife? Why aren't you raising a stink that a black man killed a 1 year old infant by beating the child to death?|Santo, 06/12/09 - 3:28AM, proving mexicans should not have opinions}}

Some argue that ''Dave'' is actually one of the Scranton cops involved in this shooting posting, or a witness to the crime too chickenshit to come forward. Others say he's telling the [[Bullshit|absolute truth]]. As long as [[Cops|they]] did it for the lulz, does it really matter?

==Mr. Jarbola said Mr. Jarbola said Mr. Jarbola said==

[[Image:Lackawanna County DA Andy Jarbola.jpg|thumb|right|The man, the myth, the lulzkiller; Andy Jarbola.]]

On June 15, 2009, [[Fucktard|Lackawanna County DA Andy Jarbola]] announced to his scat brethren (and then after that, the city of Scranton) that the whole kit and caboodle was completely and totally for the lulz. In their version of leetspeak, this means the [[murder|shooting]] was justified, or the cops were high on too much Jenkem and forgot to call the mental health professionals.

The following [[Lie|facts]] were [[Jizztini|garnered]] from [http://www.scrantontimes.com/news/da_says_police_shooting_was_justified#articleComments an article] in the Scranton Times (rearing its ugly head to smell up the roller-skating rink of [[JB|journalism]]);

* She was shot multiple times the night of May 28 after officers responded to her North Lincoln Avenue apartment for a mental health check.
* Mr. Jarbola identified the four officers who were at the apartment as '''Cpl. Robert Stanek''', a 16-year veteran who was the [[Rapist|supervisor]] at the scene; '''Officer James Smith''', an 11-year veteran who had had previous contact with Ms. Williams, and '''Officers Jason Knoch''' and '''Eric Jordan''', who have been on the force for just over a year. Eric isn't apparently cool enough to have the word Officer next to his name, so that means he is the catcher and Jason is the pitcher. [[BAWWW|How cute!]]
* Mr. Jarbola said officers were preparing to [[V&|cite]] Ms. Williams for [[Prison rape|disorderly conduct]] when she went to the kitchen of her apartment and returned with a [[Dildo|knife]], similar to a chef's knife, with an 8-inch blade.
* As she approached [[Dumbledore|Officer Smith]] with the knife extended in front of her, police commanded her to drop the weapon, Mr. Jarbola said. When she did not, three officers opened fire, wounding her [[Over_9000|five times]], Ms. Williams also was wounded by falling on the knife. '''[[Win|ZOMG HOW DO I SHOT KNIFE]]'''
* Officers Smith and Knoch fired their weapons twice, and Cpl. Stanek fired his once, the DA said. This is another example of hearing "Mr. Jarbola said, Mr. Jarbola said, Mr. Jarbola said, Mr. Jarbola said.", enough to drive a /b/tard to lulzcide.

Some argue that DA Jarbola completed a very thorough investigation with the best intent of finding out the truth. Internet tough guys and girls who can uses computer in Scranton knew better and called bullshit on his faggotry.

The lollercoaster was on!

==What Say You, Basement Dweller?==

<center>{{bigpic|Comments Pt. 1.PNG|900|300|You'd think we've discovered the female Rodney King, [[Tits or gtfo|eh]]?}}

{{bigpic|Comments Pt. 2.PNG|900|300|The lulz just seems to get sweeter with time!}}</center>

==How To Get Away With Killing Innocent People==

[[Image:Jim Pappas & Brix Scranton PA Police.jpg|thumb|right|In [[Russia|Soviet Scranton]], cops shoot you ([[allegedly]])!]]

'''[[PROTIP]]:''' No one is innocent. Everybody is asking for it and guilty in the eyes of the [[Internet law|lawz]].

'''What have we learned, EDiots?'''

* Be abused as a child (bonus points for [[Rape|sexual]]!)
* Grow up with the need to act on this newly-found Godfag complex
* Enroll in the [[Salvatore Rivieri|SPD police academy]]
* Shoot a nigger
* Put the pigs on paid leave
* Non-stop gay love
* [[????]]
* PROFIT!!!!

Chief Elliot personally guarantees that any candidate who desires to act upon their [[PixelBee|racist tendencies]] and shoot [[You|anything that fucking walks]] will feel right at home with [[Josef Fritzl|Scranton's finest]].

==See Also==

*[[Murder]]
*[[Police Brutality]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[The Beer Pong Massacre]]
*[[Pennsylvania]]
*[[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
*[[Cheyenne Cherry]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Whambulance]]
*[[Liberal]]

==External Links==

*[http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/opinion/inform_public_on_shooting Official Times Tribune Article] 
*[http://melaniannews.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/brenda-williams-slain-by-police-officers/ Moar lulz] 
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31132090/ Investigation Continues In Shooting] 
*[http://scrantontimes.com/news/da_expects_to_release_police_shooting_details_early_next_week#articleComments The family finds out 6/12/09 what the Scranton PD says happened] but the public has to wait two weeks '''LOL WUT''' 
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31004667/ Bitch bitch, moan moan] 
*[http://www.scrantonpa.gov/scrantonpd/index.asp Scranton PD Official Site] 
*[http://www.legacy.com/gb2/default.aspx?bookid=6640147290137 Brenda's Online Tribute] 
*[http://www.wilknetwork.com/Who-Speaks-For-Brenda-Williams-/4526237 Source of Copypasta]

[[Category:People|Williams, Brenda]]

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Brenda Williams

2026-05-17T04:00:06Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Corbett's Copypasta */ silly faggot! you can't use pipes with preformatted text!

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{{spoiler|the shooting was justified, fucktards live forever}}

[[Image:Brenda-williams-photo-only.jpg|thumb|right|It's a bad idea to be black in Scranton, you just might get shot by four pigs with [[Bukkake|nothing better to do]].]]

On [[Truth|May 29, 2009]], four upstanding [[Pennsylvania|Scranton]] [[Pig|Police Officers]] were enjoying a round of manlove at the local Clarion Hotel when one of them thought it would be fun to huff poppers and drive around the north section of town looking for [[Police brutality|niggers to shoot]].

After a few hours, our lovely protagonists came across a [[Whore|black woman]] on her front porch with a cardboard sign that read, "Help me commit suicide." Only too happy to oblige, the pigs [[Serious business|shot her up]] like [[Isabella Valentine]] at a [[Fun|crack infested male-dominated KKK rally]], giving her the exit out of life she always dreamed of.

<S>8999 internets go to Brenda Williams for getting the police to do her dirty work for her!</S> Nope, one shy. She had a knife. They had four guns. And she would never post her noodz on /b/ again.

The amazing facet of truth regarding this situation would be the lack of information released to the public by the [http://www.scrantonpa.gov/scrantonpd/index.asp SPD] regarding this incident and any other [[Juggalette420|lulz]] that may have perpetrated, since it's always a fun time when local pigs are [[Unwarranted self importance|granted the right]] to kill any citizen of this fine city.

Clearly, [[You|no one]] is safe.

==OH NOES I SHOT VETERAN!!1==

{{Q|brenda is my couzin and i miss her and i wan’t to know the cops who shot her. my nana jeanne lewis is sad my dad ellis lewis is really sad and mad my aunt louwize is wich brenda williams mother is and my cuz alona williams wich is brenda’s dauter thank you p.s. i don’t i spelled every thing rite|Deion Lewis on June 7, 2009, [http://melaniannews.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/brenda-williams-slain-by-police-officers/ proving niggers have no education]}}

Scranton police officers responded to a disturbance call [[Fuck you|last Thursday]] ([http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/opinion/inform_public_on_shooting srsly it was]) in the north section of town. Upon entering the front of the property, one of the pigs noticed a nigger on the porch dancing to the newest [[Tranny|Lady Gaga]] single, '''Cat Baker''', in honor of fellow fake New Yorker [[Cheyenne Cherry]]. Deducing that this lady must be selling crack off her porch due to her skin color, the officers approached the nigger with the intention of sexing it up for some [[Weev|white fun time]]. However, the suspect didn't wish to share her [[Ass|alleged crack]] with freeloaders, so she ran for her life into her front door, at which time all four cops whipped out their [[Penis|guns]] and proceeded to make a nigger golf course [[Fuck you|for the children]].

None of the neighbors who witnessed the tragedy actually heard any of the shots fired. After being interviewed by the [http://thetimestribune.com Times Tribune] one brave soul admitted that he overheard one of the officers commenting, "We can always say we did it for the lulz." Another witness incorrectly identified the shots as snare hits from the [[Crap|Lady Gaga single]], which is why she so quickly dialed 911.

{{Q|Oh that's right, NOBODY TRUSTS SCRANTON COPS BECAUSE THEY KILL PEOPLE.|Scranton Times thread poster, stating the obvious}}

==Shot Me In My Own F@%#ing house==

[[Image:Where Brenda Williams Was Killed Her Own Fucking House.jpg|thumb|right|They kill her on her front porch and don't even have the common decency to rape her beforehand.]]

[[Image:A Colored Photo Of A Colored Lady.jpg|thumb|right|A colored photo of Brenda Williams is now available thanks to the [[Homosexual|National Alliance and Metapedia]]. *chuckle* Only in [[Hell|Americunt]], kids.]]

[[Image:Axelswife1 do not want.png|thumb|right|The only witness to this terrible crime.]]

[[Anonymous]] has discovered through many hours of [[Masturbation|rigorous investigation]] that the four officers shot Ms. Williams because she allegedly had brandished a knife. Now, no one on Earth knows why in the fuck this nigger was allowed to carry a knife, as it is common knowledge niggers are banned from carrying anything in their possession except [[Jenkem]] and shitty dimebags to sell for [[Tom Serson]]. Equally puzzling is the lack of initiative on the part of the police officers, who clearly were too much of a bunch of pussies to take down a 52-year old black lady without shooting her to death.

Another interesting fact is that Brenda was a retired Air Force veteran with a history of mental illness. Clearly she has fit the stereotype of an active member of the [[Shit|United States Military]]. Upon discovering this information, welfare officials should have sent her to the projects to live with the rest of the hood rats, but mistakes were made and four lucky nigger-hating cops had a wonderful time using her as a human target!

It's plain as day that the Scranton PD cooked this up for the lulz, since it serves no other purpose than to end up as gossip fodder on [[iCarly|The View]].

[[Image:Google Map Of Crime Scene Brenda Williams.PNG|center]]

==Shut Up, Matlock==

[[Image:Scranton Police Chief David Elliot.jpg|thumb|right|Yes, we killed a nigger. Yes, we're proud of it.]]

Upon hearing the news that a [[Your mom|black woman]] was shot in his city, [http://www.scrantonpa.gov/scrantonpd/Administrative.asp Scranton PD Chief David Elliot] who can be reached via telephone at '''(570) 348-4130''' (Hey, it's [[Win|public information]]!) went apeshit and snorted two tons of heroin to calm down. After he was able to squeeze out a few loads into [[Whore|Celine Dion]]'s face, Elliot held a press conference where he informed the public that:

* the dead nigger was [[Yes|asking for it]],
* they weren't releasing [[BAWWW|ANY INFORMATION]] about the shooting,
* the four officers involved were being placed on paid leave during the investigation,
* and finally; the officers did what they did [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]].

==Steve Corbett, Voice Of The Dead==

[[Image:Steve+Corbett+WILK-FM+Radio+Personality.jpg|thumb|right|Defender of the <S>lulz</S> butthurt, Steve Corbett, crying his liberal eyes out for the oppressed nigger citizens of Scranton. Where is the justice? [[Dead|Where is it?]]]]

[[Image:Scranton pa the electric copkilling city.jpg|thumb|right|Attention all niggers: Come here to get shot to death by our local friendly [[Christfag|piggie pies]]!]]

[http://www.wilknetwork.com WILK-FM radio personality/all around liberal whiner] [[Hero|Steve Corbett]] has taken it upon himself to dig up any and all lulz that has permeated the Northeastern Pennsylvania area since the advent of Christianity and Wendy's drive thru. Among the many [[Crap|articles]] available on his site (for example, [http://gort42.blogspot.com/2009/02/luzerne-county-judge-mark-ciavarella.html disgraced Luzerne County Judge Mark Ciavarella], who took it upon himself to build a kiddy slave land with all the juvenile delinquents showing up in his courtroom) there are three in particular that talk about Brenda's murder by four white cops.

Did we mention that a '''nigger''' was shot by '''[[White trash|FOUR WHITE]] [[Pig|COPS]]'''? LOLOLolol!!!111oneone1

===You Want Answers? We Got Answers===

[[Image:David Elliot Chief Scranton Fag.gif|thumb|right|This is the glorious Police Chief of Scranton, David Elliot, reading the new copy of Hustler to his fine constituents.]]

On June 1st, 2009, Steve Corbett posted an article on his blog entitled, [[WTF|Police Shooting Sparks Many Questions]]. Since the Scranton PD wasn't talking due to being afraid of having themselves posted on Jew like [[Black Jesus|Cheyenne Cherry]], [[Anonymous]] decided to contact Chief Elliot to set up a meeting on IRC and get to the bottom of it once and for all.

[01:33] <eatmedsndope> So to get to the bottom of this
[01:33] <eatmedsndope> We are going to ask you questions
[01:33] <Daaveed> ok
[01:34] <eatmedsndope> And we want the truth
[01:34] <eatmedsndope> Nothing less
[01:34] <Daaveed> i swear, just delete the article
[01:34] <eatmedsndope> Not a chance n00b. Now here we go
[01:35] <Daaveed> im scared
[01:35] <eatmedsndope> You have right claim to be. Anonymous has no mercy
[01:35] <eatmedsndope> #1
[01:36] <eatmedsndope> A vague article in the Scranton paper mentioned that Williams was “reportedly” wielding a knife when police opened fire. Is that true?
[01:37] <Daaveed> yup, she was black so they did what they were trained 2 do
[01:37] <eatmedsndope> What was that, kill niggers?
[01:37] <Daaveed> of course, isn't that what all cops do
[01:37] <eatmedsndope> Well played sir.
[01:38] <eatmedsndope> How many bullets hit Williams?
[01:39] <Daaveed> umm idk around 9000
[01:39] <eatmedsndope> LOL
[01:39] <eatmedsndope> Okay, how many police officers fired?
[01:40] <Daaveed> dude like all of them duh
[01:40] <eatmedsndope> Were the officers white males?
[01:40] <Daaveed> damn skippy, those overtime whores
[01:40] <Daaveed> cant put our bitches out there
[01:41] <Daaveed> needs my junk cleaned
[01:41] <Daaveed> brb soup
[01:40] <eatmedsndope> LOL WUT
[01:45] <Daaveed> ok bk
[01:45] <eatmedsndope> Srsly?
[01:45] <eatmedsndope> What caused the four officers to come to Williams' apartment?
[01:46] <Daaveed> she had aids and we hate aids
[01:46] <eatmedsndope> lol
[01:46] <eatmedsndope> Win
[01:47] <eatmedsndope> Did she have a mental health counselor (due to reports of her mental illness) and were police notified of this prior to the shooting?
[01:47] <Daaveed> hell no
[01:47] <Daaveed> do they need a reason to shoot
[01:47] <Daaveed> idk i dont' think so
[01:48] <eatmedsndope> Why didn’t police just leave the apartment and call for mental health support?
[01:48] <Daaveed> idk
[01:48] <Daaveed> she was playing lady gaga
[01:48] <Daaveed> that's a crime in itself
[01:48] <eatmedsndope> Well at least we agree on something.
[01:48] <eatmedsndope> Were any of Williams' family members contacted?
[01:49] <Daaveed> we have to call ppl now?
[01:49] <Daaveed> gee i thought that was girlvinyl's job
[01:49] <eatmedsndope> Nope, even her vagina wouldn't touch that one.
[01:49] <eatmedsndope> Aren't professional mental health workers better equipped to handle such situations?
[01:50] <Daaveed> no
[01:50] <eatmedsndope> Will residents in Scranton passively accept the third fatal police shooting in less than seven years?
[01:51] <Daaveed> we can shoot them too, doesnt matter to me
[01:51] <eatmedsndope> Will Scranton residents want to know more about the life and death of the smiling woman in the Air Force uniform?
[01:51] <Daaveed> lol
[01:51] <Daaveed> no
[01:51] <Daaveed> fuck them
[01:51] <Daaveed> i gots a myspace
[01:52] <eatmedsndope> That's good.
[01:52] <eatmedsndope> Should we just shrug and move on?
[01:52] <Daaveed> good idea
[01:52] <Daaveed> move on
[01:53] <Daaveed> get the blacks and mexicans to move on 2
[01:53] <Daaveed> oh shit
[01:53] <Daaveed> i g2g boyfriend home

Clearly we see an [http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/08/scranton_chief_suspended_for_r.html unrepentant police chief who's had his dick in dirty water already] that needs a lesson on how to act a little more humble and a little less [[Tricia Walsh-Smith|gay]].

===Corbett's Copypasta===

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Even in death, Brenda Williams extended great dignity and power to those who found themselves in her presence. At eternal rest in her coffin in the sad hour before her funeral service, her face reflected a silent grace, offering quiet solace for those who stood before her to pay a final respect.

Scranton police shot and killed Williams last week in her second-floor apartment after responding to a report of a disturbance. Details are sketchy while Pennsylvania State Police conduct an investigation. Williams wielded a knife, according to newspaper reports, although no police official has publicly confirmed that fact. What is confirmed is that Williams was a troubled woman who suffered from mental illness, a 52-year-old Air Force veteran who needed help.

Instead, she found death at the hands of police.

Standing before her coffin yesterday, I looked at the photograph of Williams that family had balanced against the soft casket satin. Wearing a big smile, Williams posed in her military uniform and seemed to have the world at her fingertips. Looking at her folded hands, I knew that her fingertips now remained still forever. No more would she tickle the keys of the alto saxophone she once played so well. No more would she hold her daughter who sat in the front row of the church during services with wet tears streaming down her cheeks.

Now the city where Williams lived all her life will forever frame a tragedy that left her in a pool of blood that poured from her body when the gunfire stopped.

Four Scranton police officers remain on paid leave until the investigation is finished. Williams is dead and gone. But the power of community that speaker after speaker stressed during her funeral remains. That power serves as a beacon that guides the search for truth for the many God-fearing family members and friends who now expect answers to the many unanswered questions that make Williams’ death all the harder to understand.

Too many versions of what happened are circulating throughout the city. And there is no way to avoid pointing out the stark fact that four white men killed this black woman who might have lived if only the professionals on the scene had found another way.

Second-guessing the cops will draw criticism. But unless we second-guess the cops this sad and violent act might happen again. PSP will hopefully second-guess every move the officers on the scene made. Unless that happens another mentally ill resident of this city might fall in a burst of bullets that with training might be avoided.

Scranton police simply do not receive enough training to handle what cops call EDPs, emotionally disturbed persons.

Standing in the rear of the church yesterday, I listened to a wise church elder and former pastor reassure the congregation that the truth will set us free. “If it doesn’t come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse,” he said to laughter that broke the somber tension that filled the church. I sensed a growing confidence that will be necessary to take on the system that I expect to be less than forthcoming with the answers that are required for everyone to learn from what Williams’ brother called a “senseless” act.

Yesterday, Williams’ lifeless body helped provide power to those who felt her spirit, a power that will be imperative for those who want to carry the torch of truth and shine it on every incident where police respond to a call for help. Death often nurtures the quest for social justice. Sometimes enemies become friends. Sometimes friends become enemies. In this case, the end must become the beginning as we ask ourselves over and over again, “Who speaks for Brenda Williams?” We must look ourselves in the mirror and ask if we truly care about each other and about the city we love. We must reflect on what went wrong last week. We must promise to do our best to help rather than hurt.

Williams now dwells in what a pastor yesterday called “her mansion.” We must now ask ourselves what we plan to do about this sad and violent place that we call home. Life and death hang in the balance of our response.

TL;DR '''Summary:''' Four cops killed an alleged /b/tard with a knife and got away with it. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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==The Truth (And Lulz) Behind The IRL Banhammer==

[[Image:Typical Scranton Times Reporter.jpg|thumb|right|Srsly if you image Google "[http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=Erin+L.+Nissley+Scranton+Times&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq= Erin L. Nissley Scranton Times]" this is the first picture that comes up. lold]]

[[Image:Ex Chief Fag Pooped.jpg|thumb|right|This guy experienced [[Anal|butthurt]] because that Ray Hayes dude took his job. Nigga please! You just mad you wasn't there to pull the trigger. So stop frontin' and get to [[Prison rape|steppin']].]]

Upon examing the evidence gathered by [[Basement dwellers|internet detectives]], the following lulzy tidbits of information come to light regarding Brenda Williams' killing. We can't call it a murder because that would be [[libel]], but hey, if the [[OJ Simpson|glove fits]], right?

===Killing Black Women Is Serious Business===

For all Mensa-reject n00b hippies, we've taken the care of eliminating the [[TL;DR]] crap and getting down to [[Serious fucking business|serious business]]. The following are [[IRL]] [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|quotes]] taken from [http://scrantontimes.com/news/scranton_police_release_more_info_on_shooting_victim an article] written by Scranton Times Staff Writer [[Amateur|Erin L. Nissley]]:

*On Wednesday, [[Billo The Clown|city Police Chief David Elliot]] released information about Brenda Williams' prior contact with Scranton police. The 52-year-old woman was shot and killed May 28 after police responded to her [http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=1422+N.+Lincoln+Ave+Scranton+PA&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=NvIwStuGGILBtwfTs_XjBQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1 North Lincoln Avenue apartment], where she was allegedly brandishing a knife.
*A Scranton police officer involved in the fatal shooting had contact with her less than a week before she was killed, Chief Elliott said.
*Ms. Williams had made [[over 9000|17 calls]] to police in the last 11 years, starting with a call [http://www.gpo.gov/su_docs/fedreg/a980414c.html April 14, 1998], when she allegedly threatened to commit suicide.
*Chief Elliott refused to [[STFU|identify]] the officer who had contact with Ms. Williams prior to the shooting, nor would he comment on whether the prior contact played any part in how the officers responded to the [[Last Thursday|May 28]] call. Ms. Williams was reportedly wielding a knife when she was shot after four officers responded to her apartment for what Chief Elliott has described as a [[Asperger's syndrome|mental health check]].
*Ms. Williams' brother, [[Snitch|Myron B. Williams]], said Wednesday that his sister made the calls out of concern for her daughter, however unfounded her fears. "The [[CP|welfare]] of her child was of number one importance," he said. "[[Jail|That]] was first and foremost in her thinking." ''FUCKKK THE CHILD WAS THERE WHEN SHE WAS SHAWT!!! [[Sarcasm|ULTIMATE PWN]]!!!'''
*'''[[LOL WUT|All four officers involved in the shooting have been placed on paid administrative leave]].'''

===Blacks Helped Jews Do WTC===

The Times-Tribune's comment forums (convienently available at the end of each article) lit up with both [[Unwarranted self importance|butthurt Republicunts]] and [[Anonymous|pizza raping lulz defenders]] as the flame war ignited, blowing up like Hiroshima 2.0 in Israel. Everyone's pissed at the newspaper, the cops, the blacks and [[JEWS DID WTC|Jews]].

Nothing is safe. '''[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!]]'''

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|Without them releasing any details at all, it makes them look like they are guilty, or have something to hide. It seems that something is wrong with the Scranton Police. They often make the news for all the wrong reasons, i.e. [http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle/511/police_drug_corruption a police officer selling drugs], [http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/08/scranton_chief_suspended_for_r.html Police captain calling female officers nasty names], [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21334238/ police officer arresting a woman for cussing at her toilet], and now this. This has been the third time in seven years that the Scranton Police have done this. I'm sure other regional cities like [[Shit|Wilkes-Barre]], Mexican, and [[Meth|Williamsport]] routinely deal with these same sorts of instances that the Scranton Police do, yet these cities have zero police shootings to Scranton's three in seven years. Maybe they aren't screening new hires well enough, maybe thier training is sub-par, [[Truth|maybe it is time for a new chief]]. Whatever it may be, I believe they need to do an overhaul of thier police department.|Bill, trying to be [[Girlvinyl|smart]]|[[Common knowledge|One thing is for sure. If these people who did the shooting were not police officers, they would be sitting in a jail cell and not on "paid administrative leave".]]|grimace, giving oral anal|
[[Yes|Are you telling me that 4 trained police officers with guns couldn't subdue a 52 year old mentally unstable woman with a knife?]] They had to shoot her mutiple times and kill her? Only in Scranton.....Plus they knew she had a mental illness.....I thought they were trianed to deal with this. The question is "[[No|Did this woman pose such a threat that she needed to be shot multiple times in the chest"]]? They could have shot once, maybe in the arm to disarm her.....but to kill her? She wasn't a criminal, [[True|just a deeply disturbed woman]]. These cops should work in Philly, Chicago, Washington, D.C., New York City, then they would have a real wakeup call. [[Fact|It seemed they couldn't handle the situation, so that shot to kill]]. Hopefully, [[No|real justice, whatever the outcome will prevail]], but this is Scranton, Pennsylvania, [[Fact|I am hoping for too much]].|Digusted with Scranton, preaching lulz|'''
Shoot to kill or shoot to maim? What is faster a bullet or a knife? Is it more humane to wound a person or end their life? Would a shot in the shoulder have the same effect? [[Fact|Scranton cops are trigger happy murderers]] and should be [[Raped|treated as such]].'''|Mental Health Advocate, pwning the dirty pigs|If four police officers are unable to subdue one mentally challenged woman without killing her, the entire department needs a thorough investigation as to skills, judgment and professionalism. This is one more black mark against Scranton that will eventually reach national news. And maybe that's where this story needs to go, out of this do-nothing, one hand washes the other environment.'''|Angie, speaking truth on the [http://scrantontimes.com/news/scranton_police_release_more_info_on_shooting_victim#articleComments Scranton Times forum]|I've said it before and I'll say it again: You people need to come to terms with the fact that [[Lie|not all cops are bad.]] Screw "all", MOST aren't bad. Are there bad doctors? Yes. That doesn't mean all doctors are bad. Are there bad lawyers? Yes. That doesn't mean all lawyers are bad. (I mean at their practice, not them in general) Are there bad "insert profession here"? Yes. But that doesn't mean there every single person in this world is bad at what they do. To whomever mentioned the policeman selling oxycontin....what does that have to do with anything? He got caught and is paying for it now. Does that mean all cops are drug dealers? Please...do me a favor: Take your heads out of your butts and wake up to the fact that cops are here to protect and to put the bad guys/girls away. Doesn't mean there can't be bad apples, but you get my point. Let's play a little game. Tomorrow are 7:00am let's announce to the world that [[Awesome|the Scranton police is being pulled off the streets for 24 hours and they have no police powers at all in that time.]] What would happen? You all know what would.... Chaos. So, next time you think to say all cops are bad and the Scranton Police are all drug dealing murderers, think about my little hypothetical situation. You might think twice...|Jim G., fagging up the internets|I would be happy to see the Scranton PD pulled off the streets for 24 hours. Maybe the murder rate would drop, [[amirite]]?|Steven, pwning Jim G. like the bitch he is|'''[[Serious fucking business|Humans should NOT judge. The officers and officials that were there can ONLY answer for what they did. Their judgement day will come, just like for all of]] [[User:Jedi1josh|us.]]'''|sotrue, getting God on speed dial|You know whats pretty funny.. All you people always putting down the police. Thats funny.. Maybe they should get rid of all the police men and women. Then what are you babys gonna do when someone is robbing your home or stealing your car or selling your kids drugs. Then who you gonna call. You people need to grow up and get all information befor you start pointing fingers.. And the best part is you would be the first ones crying when no police show up to help you. The people in the city of Scranton need to grow up..|Jeff, whining like a little faggot|Also another thing you people keep saying because they were whit and she was black. Thats all you [[niggers]] do is play that dam racist card.. But it would be a different story if the cops were black and the victim was white. Thats ok though... And also you say there could have been a better way of handeling this because there 4 of them and one of her. Did you ever see someone who has a mental problem with a weapon?? I have and its not all cracked up what you think it is. I'll tell you what someone was coming at me with a weapon you better bet id be shooting also.|Jeff, still whining like a little faggot|'''So, if she was weilding a knife at the time...what is there to investigate? Mrs. Williams was shot because she posed a threat to the officers and herself. My Belssings to the SPD. They did their job, unfortunately this woman decided to weild a knife at officers and was shot.'''|Mike, another furfag who proves [[Pennsylvania|Scrantonians]] posses shit spelling|'''all of you people are out of your mind. how about you get your facts strait and understand the fact that a person charged at a police officer with a knife. if a police officer was not trained to react to a deadly situation look at some of the terrrible outcomes that could arise. Quoteing what Marty said "a police officer should be able to handle an adversary with a knife WITHOUT using deadly force". You are an idiot if you believe that or think that. I am done with this argument. SPD is a fully trained and well maintained police agency. Its unfortunate for both sides what happened.'''.|DA, upping the faggotry|That's b/c Elliott is the Chief. That moron just needs to [[STFU]] and quit covering up this incident. Why can't they say who on the police force she talked to, and i understand why they're not releasing their names, b/c there's alot of p.o.'ed people.|[[Winner|HATER!]], brave defender of the lulz|What purpose would it serve to release, as the editor calls it, preliminary information, like how many officers and how many shots fired? Without the entire story, information such as that sought by the Times, would only serve to inflame the situation more than it already is. Maybe that is the intent of this newspaper, to perpetrate this as long as they can. After all, it does sell newspapers. Now who is guilty of wrong here, the police or the media.|Rolo Tomassi, burning down the house|'''In the world of police work there is what has become known as the ‘21-feet’ rule. Simply put, if a person has a knife and is 21 feet away from you, and he decides to initiate an attack, he can easily cover the distance in 1.5 seconds. Consider this: If you have a holstered gun and you are very well trained in a quick draw, you can likely draw and fire your weapon in a 1-to-1.1 seconds. The second shot goes off about 2/10’s of a second later. The third shot is released in another 2/10’s of a second. if someone standing 21 feet away attacks you with a knife, he will strike his target in 1.5 seconds. You, on the other hand, in that same 1.5 seconds are lucky to draw and fire one or maybe two shots. Unfortunate the Times never bothered to print the above facts'''|anna, moar like andrew since there are no girls on the internet|'''Just from what has already been reported, four police officers were not able to handle a situation with a mentally challenged woman without resorting to killing her. How many other details are needed? Four on one and they couldn't manage a better resolution. [[Advice Dog|I think the people of Scranton should think twice before they call in the police.]]'''|Ashley, who should be [[Asking for it|washing the dishes]]|'''Yeah i agree with alot of you. Something different definitely could have been done. I think the Scranton police are more rogue now with a rogue police chief than they ever have been. [http://terrelldruglaws.blogspot.com/2007/03/drug-tests-for-cops.html Anyone remember a cop around 2 years ago selling oxycontin and methadone IN HIS UNIFORM?] See, that's what i'm talking about. The SPD is above the law now. I think [[Tubgirl|I.A.]] needs to be called in to take a look at the SPD.|HATER!, defending the lulz'''|'''Yeah, she's up here. Lucky we had the room.'''|God's response to this|[[Faggot|I feel bad for this woman, her family and EVERYONE else involved, but this woman is dead because of her own actions. The police did not put that knife in her hand. Is there a new law now that says police officers can not protect themselves. If someone is coming at me with a knife, I'm not going to take the time to aim for an arm or a leg, or sit them down on the couch for a therapy session. I'm going to shoot at the largest area on the body where there is the smallest chance of missing. The bottom line is, the woman had a knife. None of us know what she was doing with it or whether or not she advanced toward them with it. Police have a split second decision to make when someone has a weapon. The Police are not suppose to be your mother, father, therapist, etc. The family should have looked out for this woman by getting her the help she needed. And, for the person calling these officers cowards, I would love to see you go out and do their job. Oh, and we are not going to give you a gun either you scumbag piece of garbage and other words I can't post on here.]]|Support the SPD!, a [[Homosexual|faggot]]|'''The family will sue ,the tax payers foot the bill and its business as usual ,till the next time.'''|Dan, raping punctuation|I live in Wilkes-Barre, and we have not had these types of police shootings that Scranton does. It is hard to say if the police were justified without any of the details, but it seems that with four officers on the scene vs. one female with a knife that this could and should have ended differently. The Scranton Police come off as heavy handed and unprofessional quite often. Wasn't there a non-lethal option like a tazer that could have been used instead of shooting her dead? [[LOL WUT|I do not think race had anything at all to do with this]], but I also do not think this was handled professionally at all.|Bill, a little misled but otherwise not that gay|I lived in The Scranton/Wiles Barre Area for five years - between 1990 and 1995. I was forty when I moved there and it was the first place anyone ever referred to me as a "girl," It was the first time I ever heard anyone referred to (in real life) as "colored." Northeast Pennsylvania was the first place I ever saw actual Klu Klux KLan people in robes walking the streets handing out flyers. It was the first place I heard Asian people referred to as "Chinks." It was where I (who had narrowly missed being killed by an IRA bomb in London in 1975) saw a city sponsored banner spread across the main street into the business district welcoming Gerry Adams. It had the only public radio station that actually broadcast "Focus on the Family." It was surrounded by an automobile dumb built on top of old slag heaps. It was one of the most sad and downtrodden places I ever lived. I remember on Christmas Eve the Protestant church I went to had it's parking lot taken over by overflow from the Catholic Church goers a block away because they didn't think Protestants believed in Jesus. (True story) Remember, it's the setting for "THE OFFICE," and Championship Season. No one has yet to touch the surface of how corrupt, racist, homophobic, nasty and ignorant that part of the world is. A.Ferrugio, Davis, California|A. Ferrugio, dumb enough to put down her real name and city of residence|I've lived here 34 years, never did I see Klan members. Ms. Ferrugio, are you offended when someone calls you a "girl"? Obviously you don't belong here, good thing you left.|I'llTellYouHowItIs, telling us how it is|I'llTellYouHowItIs--- You never seen the kkk??? What part you live in?? I live in Pittston and i have seen them in Wilkes Barre and also in Scranton just driving thru the city.. Maybe you should get out of your housing project more often and see what's really going on out there..|Jeff, srsly still being a faggot|The Williams' family lost a daughter, a sister, and a mother. She died at the hands of those that were sent to protect her. The whole situation is very unfortunate. How can we blame the family????? Brenda was 52 years old and had rights. The family could not tell her where to live, yet they always kept an eye on her and took care of her and her daughter's needs. THEY SHOULD BE COMMENDED NOT CONDEMNED!!!! I assume that before a policeman is issued a weapon and sent on the street he/she must be prepared physically and menatally to deal with a wide array of situations. Most officers handle this daily without tragic circumstances, and go home safely to their families. I believe that you have to look at the mental state of these officers. What kind of day did they have? Was it the begining or end of their shift? How was their homelife? Were their any warning signs? What kind of interactions did they have with minorities? What kinds of fears, stereotypes, or attitudes did they have toward minorities? What is the overall attitude of the Sranton Police in general towards diversity and minorities?
Brenda is dead because of a decision made by a group of officers that determined that she was THREAT to their safety, and that deadly force was the appropriate response. That's a problem!!!! I don't believe that all the officers came to that conclusion, but someone did, and the result is that Brenda is dead. It was an overreaction that triggered something in the mind(s) of the
officer(s), and the result was the death of Brenda. Have some sympathy for Brenda's family and especially for her daughter.
Then, you can worry about the unnamed officers that are on paid leave, that will not be prosecuted, that will not lose their jobs, and still are able to go home to their families everyday. Peace|JB, hitting the [[Weed|KB]]|}}|border=red|background=beige}}
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===I Was There, And I Don't Know What Happened===
Adding moar to the lulz were new posters to the Scranton Times article mentioned above. These n00bz vehemently claimed to:

*[[Lie|have knowledge about the incident firsthand.]]
*[[Lie|have been at the crime scene when the incident took place.]]

Judge for yourselves, Anonymous.

{{Q|Look, they Scranton Cops did wrong lets all get over it. This women was shot 6 times in the chest by 3 of the officers on paid leave. The 4th whom is 6'5 well over 300 lbs did not fire I guess he did not feel she was a threat as the other three did. The Williams family we be sitting pretty after this is all said and done. People lets move on did you forget where you live?|Dave, 06/11/09 - 9:30PM, who forgot where he lived}}

{{Q|No, let's NOT get over it. Someone needs to teach these Scranton cops a lesson and if its own internal policing division can't handle it then the federal government can get involved. This has nothing to do with the race card, this is about the abuse of power granted by the very oaths police take. Cops have too much power and not enough training, common sense or both and as citizens we need to take a stand! I urge the Williams family not to take this lying down. I for one can't say I can trust my life in a Scranton cop's hands, not after this. Three times is enough.|Steven, 06/11/09 - 11:18PM, the only smart poster in this shitty thread}}

{{Q|It amazes me how all you people know what happened to poor Brenda and the poor police officers and I was there and I dont know what happened. All I know is a sweet quiet woman who use to play with my dog and kiss him, is dead. I miss Brenda and wish I could have helped her, but I saw her on Monday and Tuesday and she was a little aggitated but calm. I was there when she talked to her mother Monday night, and she was calm. So when did she get so out of hand, that the police came banging at her door when she was upstairs on her couch. I dont know what happened and I was right there.|Confused, 06/11/09 - 11:43PM, needs to get off the rock}}

{{Q|You people must be delusional too. Where does it say she was hit 6times in the chest? You want police to be social workers and psychologist too? One of the cops was 6'5" How do you know that? How do any of you know what happened there unless you were there? Now why aren't all you big mouth idiots raising a stink that a black muslim shot two soldiers on recruiting duty. The did not have a knife? Why aren't you raising a stink that a black man killed a 1 year old infant by beating the child to death?|Santo, 06/12/09 - 3:28AM, proving mexicans should not have opinions}}

Some argue that ''Dave'' is actually one of the Scranton cops involved in this shooting posting, or a witness to the crime too chickenshit to come forward. Others say he's telling the [[Bullshit|absolute truth]]. As long as [[Cops|they]] did it for the lulz, does it really matter?

==Mr. Jarbola said Mr. Jarbola said Mr. Jarbola said==

[[Image:Lackawanna County DA Andy Jarbola.jpg|thumb|right|The man, the myth, the lulzkiller; Andy Jarbola.]]

On June 15, 2009, [[Fucktard|Lackawanna County DA Andy Jarbola]] announced to his scat brethren (and then after that, the city of Scranton) that the whole kit and caboodle was completely and totally for the lulz. In their version of leetspeak, this means the [[murder|shooting]] was justified, or the cops were high on too much Jenkem and forgot to call the mental health professionals.

The following [[Lie|facts]] were [[Jizztini|garnered]] from [http://www.scrantontimes.com/news/da_says_police_shooting_was_justified#articleComments an article] in the Scranton Times (rearing its ugly head to smell up the roller-skating rink of [[JB|journalism]]);

* She was shot multiple times the night of May 28 after officers responded to her North Lincoln Avenue apartment for a mental health check.
* Mr. Jarbola identified the four officers who were at the apartment as '''Cpl. Robert Stanek''', a 16-year veteran who was the [[Rapist|supervisor]] at the scene; '''Officer James Smith''', an 11-year veteran who had had previous contact with Ms. Williams, and '''Officers Jason Knoch''' and '''Eric Jordan''', who have been on the force for just over a year. Eric isn't apparently cool enough to have the word Officer next to his name, so that means he is the catcher and Jason is the pitcher. [[BAWWW|How cute!]]
* Mr. Jarbola said officers were preparing to [[V&|cite]] Ms. Williams for [[Prison rape|disorderly conduct]] when she went to the kitchen of her apartment and returned with a [[Dildo|knife]], similar to a chef's knife, with an 8-inch blade.
* As she approached [[Dumbledore|Officer Smith]] with the knife extended in front of her, police commanded her to drop the weapon, Mr. Jarbola said. When she did not, three officers opened fire, wounding her [[Over_9000|five times]], Ms. Williams also was wounded by falling on the knife. '''[[Win|ZOMG HOW DO I SHOT KNIFE]]'''
* Officers Smith and Knoch fired their weapons twice, and Cpl. Stanek fired his once, the DA said. This is another example of hearing "Mr. Jarbola said, Mr. Jarbola said, Mr. Jarbola said, Mr. Jarbola said.", enough to drive a /b/tard to lulzcide.

Some argue that DA Jarbola completed a very thorough investigation with the best intent of finding out the truth. Internet tough guys and girls who can uses computer in Scranton knew better and called bullshit on his faggotry.

The lollercoaster was on!

==What Say You, Basement Dweller?==

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{{bigpic|Comments Pt. 2.PNG|900|300|The lulz just seems to get sweeter with time!}}</center>

==How To Get Away With Killing Innocent People==

[[Image:Jim Pappas & Brix Scranton PA Police.jpg|thumb|right|In [[Russia|Soviet Scranton]], cops shoot you ([[allegedly]])!]]

'''[[PROTIP]]:''' No one is innocent. Everybody is asking for it and guilty in the eyes of the [[Internet law|lawz]].

'''What have we learned, EDiots?'''

* Be abused as a child (bonus points for [[Rape|sexual]]!)
* Grow up with the need to act on this newly-found Godfag complex
* Enroll in the [[Salvatore Rivieri|SPD police academy]]
* Shoot a nigger
* Put the pigs on paid leave
* Non-stop gay love
* [[????]]
* PROFIT!!!!

Chief Elliot personally guarantees that any candidate who desires to act upon their [[PixelBee|racist tendencies]] and shoot [[You|anything that fucking walks]] will feel right at home with [[Josef Fritzl|Scranton's finest]].

==See Also==

*[[Murder]]
*[[Police Brutality]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[The Beer Pong Massacre]]
*[[Pennsylvania]]
*[[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
*[[Cheyenne Cherry]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Whambulance]]
*[[Liberal]]

==External Links==

*[http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/opinion/inform_public_on_shooting Official Times Tribune Article] 
*[http://melaniannews.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/brenda-williams-slain-by-police-officers/ Moar lulz] 
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31132090/ Investigation Continues In Shooting] 
*[http://scrantontimes.com/news/da_expects_to_release_police_shooting_details_early_next_week#articleComments The family finds out 6/12/09 what the Scranton PD says happened] but the public has to wait two weeks '''LOL WUT''' 
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31004667/ Bitch bitch, moan moan] 
*[http://www.scrantonpa.gov/scrantonpd/index.asp Scranton PD Official Site] 
*[http://www.legacy.com/gb2/default.aspx?bookid=6640147290137 Brenda's Online Tribute] 
*[http://www.wilknetwork.com/Who-Speaks-For-Brenda-Williams-/4526237 Source of Copypasta]

[[Category:People|Williams, Brenda]]

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Rules 1 and 2

2026-05-17T03:37:08Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* A Counter Argument */

[[Image:4space.jpg|center|300px]] 
[[Image:Old media fails it.png|thumb|[[Old media]] failing to understand Rules 1 and 2 when reporting [[Kenny Glenn|the incident.]]]]
[[Fight Club]]'s famous [[Rules 1 and 2]] were [[theft|adopted]] by [[B|/b/]]tards to become part of the [[Rules Of The Internet]]. After all, /b/ ''IS'' [[Shit|Fight Club]], bitch.

{{quote|Rule 1: You do not talk about /b/ Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about /b/|Simple rules.}}

It is very important to remember that the internet is [[serious fucking business]] and that these [[rules]] must be obeyed. If they are not obeyed [[4chan]] might be shut down and the [[nerds|internet superheroes]] who use it will have nowhere to [[fap|say nice things]] to [[CP|anonymous people]].

{{quote|Anyone who takes the rules seriously is a complete faggot.|People who are<s>n't</s> faggots}}

Breaking the aforementioned rules is an unavoidable consequence of having to explain them to noobs. This is ok however, because [[irony|the rules were made by]] [[Gaia]]fags. Rules 1 and 2 were taken lightly until the [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|fallout]] from the [[Pools Closed|The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]] left /b/ a shell of what it used to be. Since then, many [[Veteran|/b/tards]] have taken it upon themselves to [[irony|protect the name of /b/ from the internet]]. [[Camwhores]] may circumvent the rules, but only by writing it on their <s>(fake)</s> [[tits]].

The interpretation of the rules is still up for debate. [[Some argue]] that the merely mentioning [[4chan]] outside of 4chan counts as an infraction, while [[Newfag]]s tell all their 13-year old friends about /b/ and turn it into fucking [[MySpace]].Occasionally, however, these newfags will enforce Rules 1 and 2 with a religious fervor rivaling the most conceited of [[oldfags]]. Of course, this is less because they want to stop more of their cancerous kind from invading /b/ and more because 4chan is their [[Spellcheck|soopper sekrit]] clubhouse that dispenses free [[porn]] and [[Memes|funny pictures]]. [[Fail|LOL RULEZ 1 AN 2 XD!]]

==Violations of Rules 1 & 2==
[[Image:Breaking the rules.png|thumb|Newfag learns that breaking the Rules gets you b&]]
[[Image:Anontalk-and-b.png|thumb|Rules are serious business.]]
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*[http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&hp NY Times Article About Trolls]

==Arguments of Rules 1 & 2==
===A Counter Argument===
[[Image:batrules.jpg|frameless|right]]
As Rules 1 & 2 of the Internet originally came from Fight Club, they retain their original purpose: to keep new people out. Newfags don't understand /b/, and bastardize everything they touch in it. Also, the August Exception only serves to make Rules 1 & 2 into a useless declaration to keep potential raid targets from entering /b/.

Furthermore, trolling /b/ is like pissing in an ocean of piss. [[NORP|Average people]] who venture into /b/ are <s>driven out by an autoimmune system of [[guro]], [[racism]], foul language, and constant trolling</s> welcomed warmly with easy to insert, old and shitty meme [[dildo|suppositories]]. A major reason to NOT talk about /b/ (except to other /b/tards) is to prevent {{archive|2013.07.06-235816/http://www.zazzle.com/4chan+gifts|bullshit like this}}.

Unfamiliar newfags that completely and arrogantly ignore these rules cause time-treasured (or otherwise) memes to be stolen by [[Jews]]. When newfags follow The August Exception, shit like the [[Longcat Crusade]], this [[Gaia Online]] [[faggotry]], and this [[I Can Has Cheezburger%3F]] shit happens.

Rules 1 & 2 apply everywhere. DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT. This means no /b/ T-shirts, no /b/ posters, no /b/ tattoos; nothing that promotes or advertises /b/. Promoting or advertising 4chan is something a bit different, but considering faggots usually walk up to you and ask "lolwats 4chon?!?!?!?!" it's probably not a good idea to talk about 4chan either.

===Another Quick Point===
{{quote|You're a fucking noob if you don't know the rules of 4chan. #1: Don't talk about /b/. #2: DON'T TALK ABOUT /b/!.|Anonymous|on the Times Top 100 poll commentating on Anon's [[Spam|normal posting activities]], March 2009.}}

While these may be the "Rules of the Internet", they are not necessarily endorsed by 4chan itself. One click on the [http://www.4chan.org/rules#b actual rules of 4chan] reveals that besides the normal [[CP|limitations]], 4chan is essentially [[anarchy|rule-free]], and we all know that [[Lie|4channers follow the 4chan rules]].

== The August Exception ==
In an attempt to save face, [[Anonymous]] attempted to rewrite [[history]] with the following declaration:

{{quote|Rules 1 and 2 only apply to [[raids]].|Anonymous|in [[B|/b/]] replying to Anonymous citing "Rule #1 and #2" on August 7th, 2007}}
Anonymous will probably repeat it until it catches on and is accepted as [[truth]] by all [[b|/b/tards]].

[[time paradox|Citing The August Exception in reply to citations of Rules 1 & 2]] became a meme in itself, instantly creating drama between supporters and detractors of The August Exception.

[[Tumblr|But hey, it's not like anonymous will organize another raid ever again right?]]

==The Animal Farm Exception==

{{quote|2 rules good, 4 rules bad.}}

This was inserted just to annoy people who think that [[ED]] is turning into [[Uncyclopedia]].

==See Also==
*[[4chan]]
*[[Fight Club]]
*[[The cancer that is killing /b/]]

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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Faggotry]]

Cheyenne Cherry

2026-05-17T03:24:47Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Contact Info and Assorted Dox ****Updated as of May 2012 */ SANITIZING

[[Image:Dusty dox 2 redux.jpg|thumb|left|NOTE: The address was where she lived when she burned the kitty. She is now in protective custody of her mom.]]
[[Image:Tigerlily neverforget.jpg|thumb|350px|[[9/11|NEVAR FORGIT!]]]]

What makes the [[internet]] [[rage]] more than [[Kenny Glenn|a teenager throwing his cat around]]? When that cat happens to be a kitten and the teenager happens to be both a crazy cunt and a nigger. To make things worse, this time kitty had already used 8 lives. Remember, unlike [[Jews]], [[cats]] don't belong [[Holocaust|in the oven]].

[[Some Argue|The story goes]] that she broke into her former flatmate's house with an accomplice in order to to [[troll|play an elaborate practical joke]] on them. This practical joke included, but was not limited to, throwing bleach on the wall, slashing furniture, and just being a general [[Latarian Milton|hood bitch]] around the place. Of course, it progressed to toasting Tiger Lilly into what she intended to be a [[Chinese|light, crispy dinner]].

{{quote|I hate cats.|The bitch bringing the wrath of /b/ upon herself.}}
{{quote|It's dead, bitch!|Taunting the internets}}

==The Search for [[Dox]]==
===Researchers triangulate her possible lolcation===
[[Image:CheyenneCraigslist.png|left|thumb|Cheyenne is looking for work.]]
[[Image:CheyenneFlyer.png|right|thumb|NYC pass this out around her neighborhood for the lulz.]]
Ignoring accusations by many denizens of /b/ of moralfaggotry, the [[basement dwellers|coldhearted citizens]] of [[B|/b/]] come across this crazy cunt on June 5th 2009. Unlike [[Kenny_Glenn|previous examples of online animal abuse]] there was much confusion around trying to find her [[dox]]. All they had to go on was that she was black and lives in the Bronx. No wonder they were completely lost.

The original address given by ohlawd.com was discredited almost immediately due to being in Brooklyn, not the Bronx. Though this didn't stop many nubs spamming this as the address in threads, a few more cunning /b/rothers went to work on a set of photographs taken from the top of a high-rise, in a set from her MySpace.

[[Image:L_5ab930ec3fc4493c929ea77b27ccdae8.jpg|450px]]

The picture showed a train line beside some sort of public school looking building with some courts outside it. By combing the Bronx in Google Maps, one [[I_am_Legend|legendary]] anon found the building, on the corner of Westchester and Tinton.

[[Image:1244238567793.jpg|450px]]

After some debate, it was decided the most likely building of the two candidates was the one beside the "720" number along Westchester Ave. However, as this was the building she was likely living in when the incident occurred, [[Party_van|pizzas and mail packaging deliveries]] had to wait.

===Court Date Documents & Assorted Bullshit===
[[Image:Ccherry2.jpg|thumb|Defense information and arrest record.]]
[[Image:Ccherry1.jpg|thumb|Listing of charges involved in this one case.]]
When contacted via [[AIM]] her ex-husband/boyfriend left this "Away" message:

{{quote|I like 2 know if there's a chemical imbalance in ur make up sum times I wonder if u plan half of this shit b4 I wake up calling my ex-girl or e-mailing my mama ur tha only 1 causing me this drama n then expect favors wen u come in town n I noe if I c u gararente its going down cuz 2 stay with this girl u couldent pay me I RESPECT a women but this bitch is crazy this bitch is ccrrraazzyy this bitch is cccrazzzzyyy.|Donp0008}}

It seems like they are willing to slide further down the evolutionary scale and [[lie|claim she is mentally disturbed]].

UPDATE - Under the agreement, Cherry pleaded guilty to two charges in a six-count indictment. She waived her right to appeal and agreed not to keep a pet for the next three years. Cherry, jailed on a probation violation, appeared for formal sentencing July 31, where the sentencing was further postponed to september 2nd. This is probably because new york law states "jew a cat, get jewwed", and the judge needs more time to figure out where to procure some [[Zyklon B|zyklon /b/]].

===Oops!===
Because of the [[how do i shot web|mass confusion]] surrounding her contact details, a few unintended victims were added to the trolling list:

{{quote|In a cruel twist to the case, a Brooklyn retiree who shares a last name with Cherry is getting threats after someone mistakenly listed her number on a Web posting about the cat slaying.
"They're all saying, 'You'll burn in hell,' 'Who the hell do you think you are?'" Bernadette Cherry, 72, said of the 75 calls from cat lovers.|NY Daily News}}

==Family==
[[Image:POLARBEAR LEAVECHERRYTOME.jpg|thumb|]]
Through searching the depths of the internet, we can come up with a family tree of sorts for this cat murderer.
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<gallery perrow="3">
Image:The bitch and her mom.jpg|Nigger
Image:Fathercherry.jpg|Nigger
Image:Losted.JPG|Nigger
Image:Youngerbrother.jpg|Nigger
Image:Olderbrother.jpg|Nigger
Image:CC nephew.jpg|Nigger
</gallery>
</center>

==EDiots Begin Interrogations==
===AIMing it up wit her ex-boyfriend/husband===
NOTE: Although this [[Internet Tough Guy|EDiot]] broke [[rules 1 & 2]] we should realize he was talking to a hood nigger, who is only able to use his computer with the assistance of a helper monkey, which is far more evolved than he is.

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spedwitmeds (9:45:45 PM): hey
spedwitmeds (9:45:57 PM): i heard u like crispy kittehs
spedwitmeds (9:48:16 PM): We are looking for you.
spedwitmeds (9:48:20 PM): We do not forgive.
spedwitmeds (9:48:23 PM): We do not forget.
donp0008 (9:51:53 PM): Naw not me
spedwitmeds (9:52:04 PM): Oh I'm sorry then.
spedwitmeds (9:52:08 PM): DO you have a girlfriend?
donp0008 (9:52:13 PM): I have nothin 2 do wit that kinda stuff
donp0008 (9:52:18 PM): I'm wit u guuy
donp0008 (9:52:23 PM): Naw
spedwitmeds (9:52:41 PM): Do you know one CHeyenne Cherry?
donp0008 (9:52:56 PM): Yea
spedwitmeds (9:53:11 PM): Do you know where I get ahold of her for further contact?
donp0008 (9:53:13 PM): But I hate her 4 wat she did 2 that cat
donp0008 (9:53:21 PM): ..
spedwitmeds (9:53:25 PM): Yea
donp0008 (9:53:29 PM): No
spedwitmeds (9:53:30 PM): I like kittys too.
donp0008 (9:53:46 PM): We haven't talked in year
donp0008 (9:53:51 PM): I have 2 n 1 kitten
spedwitmeds (9:53:54 PM): In a year?
donp0008 (9:53:56 PM): Ur a guy
donp0008 (9:54:01 PM): Or girl
donp0008 (9:54:10 PM): Years as in 2
spedwitmeds (9:54:10 PM): Dude
spedwitmeds (9:54:16 PM): 2?
donp0008 (9:54:21 PM): Oooo
spedwitmeds (9:54:26 PM): yea man
donp0008 (9:54:28 PM): 2years
spedwitmeds (9:54:38 PM): really
donp0008 (9:54:48 PM): Y every 1 keeps hittin me up 4 about this
donp0008 (9:55:03 PM): Yes we haven't talk in 2years
spedwitmeds (9:55:06 PM): Well, are you aware Anonymous is after you potentially?
donp0008 (9:55:29 PM): Wat u mean by that
spedwitmeds (9:55:44 PM): Ok, bear with me for a sec on this.
spedwitmeds (9:56:10 PM): I think I should be asking, are you aware your AIM sn is on a popular internet site?
donp0008 (9:56:37 PM): Wats tha site
spedwitmeds (9:56:40 PM): Here: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cheyenne_Cherry
spedwitmeds (9:56:45 PM): A little down.
spedwitmeds (9:57:11 PM): And this is Anonymous: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous
donp0008 (9:57:13 PM): Hey I have nothin 2 do wit that crazy bitch
spedwitmeds (9:57:21 PM): It doesn't matter.
donp0008 (9:57:29 PM): Can u spread that word
spedwitmeds (9:57:31 PM): If I were you I would try and talk to them and reason.
spedwitmeds (9:57:37 PM): *with them.
donp0008 (9:57:52 PM): I have shit 2 do wit her @ all
donp0008 (9:58:01 PM): Fuck her
spedwitmeds (9:58:06 PM): They don't care.
spedwitmeds (9:58:10 PM): Where do you live?
donp0008 (9:58:11 PM): Cuz I have cats 2
spedwitmeds (9:58:33 PM): I want to help.
donp0008 (9:58:34 PM): Buffilo
spedwitmeds (9:58:39 PM): Buffalo?
donp0008 (9:58:41 PM): New york
spedwitmeds (9:58:44 PM): More specifically?
donp0008 (9:58:55 PM): Yea
spedwitmeds (9:59:00 PM): Actually, yea I have relatives up near there
spedwitmeds (9:59:04 PM): thats weird
spedwitmeds (9:59:11 PM): what part of buffalo?
spedwitmeds (9:59:56 PM): my grandpa lives near lakeview or w/e its called
spedwitmeds (10:00:45 PM): hello?
donp0008 (10:00:57 PM): Look I jus want my named cleared its been mad long since I talked 2 this girl nd dude ur like the 1000 person that hit me up with threats nd only 1 person look I understand u have nothing to do with ot ur cool I jus dnt want to be in dat shit
spedwitmeds (10:01:33 PM): If you really want your name cleared, I know where to reach them directly.
donp0008 (10:01:50 PM): Where
spedwitmeds (10:01:58 PM): its kind of a shady site, but its safe and secure and the only place where they hang out
donp0008 (10:02:00 PM): ??
donp0008 (10:02:08 PM): Ok
spedwitmeds (10:02:10 PM): hold up dude
spedwitmeds (10:02:13 PM): i want to help
donp0008 (10:02:15 PM): Iight
spedwitmeds (10:02:20 PM): they ruin too many lives
donp0008 (10:02:31 PM): Thanks I need all tha help I can get
donp0008 (10:02:43 PM): Word my moms sceard 4 my life n hers
spedwitmeds (10:03:00 PM): yea man they like to use fisticuffs and shit
spedwitmeds (10:03:20 PM): here is where a lot of them hang:
spedwitmeds (10:03:22 PM): http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
spedwitmeds (10:03:55 PM): make sure you put in your name for the sn, or else they wont be able to recognize you among all the shit they post
donp0008 (10:04:44 PM): Iight good looks
spedwitmeds (10:04:55 PM): oh man they even have your myspace i think
donp0008 (10:05:07 PM): But post sumthin 4 me 2 dude
donp0008 (10:05:12 PM): Pppppllleeaassseee!!!!!
spedwitmeds (10:05:14 PM): I will man
spedwitmeds (10:05:16 PM): I will
spedwitmeds (10:05:20 PM): I wiiillll
spedwitmeds (10:05:23 PM): dude
spedwitmeds (10:05:38 PM): markymark and the funky bunch
donp0008 (10:05:41 PM): Iight thank ur bro
donp0008 (10:05:48 PM): Thank u so much
spedwitmeds (10:05:51 PM): hey dude no problem man
donp0008 (10:06:09 PM): Can u send me a specific web site not a link
spedwitmeds (10:06:16 PM): oh sry
donp0008 (10:06:55 PM): Its ok I'm jus thankful 4 the help
spedwitmeds (10:06:57 PM): ok go here:
spedwitmeds (10:07:00 PM): http://www.4chan.org/
spedwitmeds (10:07:09 PM): and look on the left and click the category random
spedwitmeds (10:07:15 PM): thats their breeding grounds
donp0008 (10:09:18 PM): Thanks
spedwitmeds (10:09:20 PM): did you find it alright?
donp0008 (10:09:30 PM): Yea
spedwitmeds (10:09:42 PM): yeap, thats where Anonymous likes to hang out so
spedwitmeds (10:09:46 PM): thats where youll find them
donp0008 (10:10:28 PM): What kind of organization iz that
spedwitmeds (10:11:05 PM): It's Anonymous of course.
spedwitmeds (10:12:05 PM): We are legion.
spedwitmeds (10:12:11 PM): We do not forgive.
spedwitmeds (10:12:13 PM): We do not forget.
donp0008 (10:12:32 PM): See look sum1 jus hit me up callin me nigger nd shit
spedwitmeds (10:12:40 PM): Send me the link
spedwitmeds (10:12:43 PM): to the message

donp0008 (10:13:30 PM): DEFNotMyRealSN: HEY NIGGER
DEFNotMyRealSN: DONT LET YOUR DUMB BITCH ROAST CATS
DEFNotMyRealSN: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
donp0008: Look I have nothing to do with her

spedwitmeds (10:13:43 PM): haha
donp0008 (10:15:03 PM): See this been all dai
donp0008 (10:15:27 PM): Day&
spedwitmeds (10:15:32 PM): And it will continue.
donp0008 (10:15:51 PM): Nd how will it stop
donp0008 (10:16:04 PM): Nd it has nothing to do with me
spedwitmeds (10:16:11 PM): They will not stop.
spedwitmeds (10:16:18 PM): And you can do nothing about it.
spedwitmeds (10:16:31 PM): The harassment will continue as long as your SN remains on that site.,
donp0008 (10:16:47 PM): Like shit do I have 2 go public nd clear my name
spedwitmeds (10:16:57 PM): probably
donp0008 (10:17:16 PM): This shit crazzii
spedwitmeds (10:19:03 PM): Actually dude this is legitimate harassment.
spedwitmeds (10:19:12 PM): If you call a news agency like FOX
spedwitmeds (10:19:28 PM): they would definately cover this and you could sue the guys who posted your SN and stuff
spedwitmeds (10:19:39 PM): because its only a matter of time until they find out where you live
donp0008 (10:22:26 PM): Woww
spedwitmeds (10:23:46 PM): And I am not kidding either.
donp0008 (10:24:05 PM): They jus said I'm safe
spedwitmeds (10:24:39 PM): who did?
donp0008 (10:24:53 PM): They did
spedwitmeds (10:24:58 PM): Anonymous?
spedwitmeds (10:25:01 PM): where?
spedwitmeds (10:25:03 PM): 4chan?
donp0008 (10:25:10 PM): Yeah

donp0008 (10:25:35 PM): revengebanon: yo dog
revengebanon: i wanna find out about ur kitten killing bitch gf
donp0008: She's not my gf I dnt even speak to this bitch
revengebanon: do u know who im talkin about
donp0008: The bitch burning cats
revengebanon: we are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget
revengebanon: yes
revengebanon: the bitch burning cats
revengebanon: have you met this women
revengebanon: and is she indeed, the cat killer?
donp0008: Look we use 2 date years ago that's it
donp0008: After that I don't fuckin talk 2 her nd I'm gettin threats
revengebanon: have you spoken to any more of my kind?
revengebanon: i am not here to threaten you
revengebanon: i am here to go against the common enemy
revengebanon: the bitch we call cheyenne cherry, the cat killing fuck
revengebanon: so its true...the shit is gonna hit the fan
revengebanon: not yours good sir, you are safe

donp0008: I've been talkin 2 u guys all daii trynna clear my name
spedwitmeds (10:26:32 PM): He's lying.
spedwitmeds (10:26:41 PM): They'll target you just for fun.
donp0008 (10:26:52 PM): But why??
spedwitmeds (10:27:00 PM): There is no reason.
spedwitmeds (10:27:04 PM): They just do it for fun
spedwitmeds (10:29:50 PM): I would be scared if I were you.
spedwitmeds (10:30:21 PM): The only way they would remotely leave you alone is to give informaton on where to find the girl we're looking for.
spedwitmeds (10:30:41 PM): Then, retroactively, they would go after her and forget about you, because it would be pointless.
spedwitmeds (10:30:51 PM): DOn't you have any information for them to go on?
donp0008 (10:32:57 PM): Ok
donp0008 (10:33:07 PM): Where can I leave this info @
spedwitmeds (10:33:32 PM): If you give to me, I can guarantee you it will get to where it needs to go.
spedwitmeds (10:33:47 PM): And the threats you are receiving now are more than likely to go down.
spedwitmeds (10:33:59 PM): Don't you see a pattern?
spedwitmeds (10:34:09 PM): They all ask if you know who see is first and then threaten you.
spedwitmeds (10:34:14 PM): she is8
spedwitmeds (10:36:10 PM): what info do u have?
donp0008 (10:36:35 PM): Wat eva u need
spedwitmeds (10:36:59 PM): Adresses, phone numbers(home or cell), relatives info, where she works, anything is helpful
donp0008 (10:37:13 PM): Ok hold on
donp0008 (10:37:36 PM): This is her moms job
donp0008 (10:37:45 PM): Number
donp0008 (10:38:57 PM): Wat else u wanna noe
spedwitmeds (10:39:51 PM): ANYMORE PHONE NUMBERS?
donp0008 (10:40:09 PM): Her brothers cell phone
spedwitmeds (10:40:19 PM): yes, her brothers cell phone number will do
spedwitmeds (10:41:47 PM): anything else at all?
spedwitmeds (10:41:51 PM): anything will do
donp0008 (10:43:43 PM): Wat else
spedwitmeds (10:44:12 PM): any more adresses, phone numbers are helpful
donp0008 (10:44:56 PM): Hold on let me check
spedwitmeds (10:46:24 PM): now do u see the intensity of what will happen if they dont get what they want?
spedwitmeds (10:46:27 PM): they know everything
donp0008 (10:53:23 PM): Yes
Auto-response: spedwitmeds is away (10:53:23 PM)
I am away from my computer right now.
donp0008 (10:53:30 PM): Can u clear my name dude
donp0008 is offline (2:49:22 PM)
Dam lolly u make 4 me 2 get u but as long as it takes I'm b rite n imma make u my wife lolly babe u already noe..... all u otha bitchies fall back cuz imma trade it all 4 her...

Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
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===Proof her ex knows nothing (Probably)===
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spedwitmeds (4:56:41 PM): Hey dude.
spedwitmeds (4:56:43 PM): Your back.
donp0008 (4:56:57 PM): Yea
donp0008 (4:57:03 PM): Wats up
spedwitmeds (4:57:03 PM): Anymore threats?
donp0008 (4:57:16 PM): yea dude
donp0008 (4:57:36 PM): A lot I thought I was good
spedwitmeds (4:57:46 PM): That's because of me
donp0008 (4:57:55 PM): Y
spedwitmeds (4:58:11 PM): I convinced them you don't know a whole lot.
spedwitmeds (4:58:15 PM): Because of the info you gave us.
donp0008 (4:58:44 PM): But I keep gettin a lot of threats
donp0008 (4:58:49 PM): Man
spedwitmeds (4:59:01 PM): Well, see a lot of them, like I said before, just don't care.
donp0008 (4:59:12 PM): Ooo ok
spedwitmeds (4:59:17 PM): Because your SN is on that site, they will continue to IM you.
donp0008 (4:59:19 PM): But y me
donp0008 (4:59:26 PM): Bro
spedwitmeds (4:59:33 PM): Because you have connections to the one we want.
spedwitmeds (4:59:51 PM): The moar info you give us on her, the mroe we will leave you alone.
donp0008 (4:59:53 PM): Take it off 4 me
spedwitmeds (5:00:00 PM): I can't.
donp0008 (5:00:03 PM): Don't u run tha site
spedwitmeds (5:00:12 PM): ...Obviously not.
spedwitmeds (5:00:19 PM): Can't you read?
spedwitmeds (5:00:22 PM): And think?
donp0008 (5:00:29 PM): Wat is that website
spedwitmeds (5:00:31 PM): I am but a lonely anon.
donp0008 (5:00:38 PM): That's all I no
spedwitmeds (5:00:40 PM): DO you want the link to where your number is?
donp0008 (5:00:45 PM): Ooooo
spedwitmeds (5:00:50 PM): You can try and take it down if you want.
spedwitmeds (5:00:55 PM): It will be futile tho.
spedwitmeds (5:01:11 PM): http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cheyenne_Cherry
donp0008 (5:01:20 PM): No link I need tha website
spedwitmeds (5:01:20 PM): They know everything.
spedwitmeds (5:01:28 PM): That is the website.
donp0008 (5:01:33 PM): I went there already
spedwitmeds (5:01:39 PM): ...and?
donp0008 (5:01:47 PM): I saw u put our lil convo up
spedwitmeds (5:01:58 PM): I did indeed.
spedwitmeds (5:02:07 PM): But only to let them have the information you gave me.
spedwitmeds (5:02:32 PM): Do you have cornrows?
donp0008 (5:02:35 PM): Ooo
spedwitmeds (5:02:36 PM): http://www.myspace.com/wa5rockinrev
spedwitmeds (5:02:39 PM): Is that you?
donp0008 (5:02:40 PM): I noe I saw
donp0008 (5:02:57 PM): I need ur help on evry website wit me on it
donp0008 (5:03:04 PM): No
donp0008 (5:03:15 PM): Wats that myspace link 4
spedwitmeds (5:03:22 PM): Nevermind.
spedwitmeds (5:03:32 PM): Have you tried to take it off?
donp0008 (5:03:40 PM): Ok
donp0008 (5:03:48 PM): No @ work now
spedwitmeds (5:03:51 PM): I need to shit I will try to be right back.
donp0008 (5:04:02 PM): On lunch
donp0008 (5:04:10 PM): Lolz ok dude
spedwitmeds (5:11:24 PM): Ok.
spedwitmeds (5:11:27 PM): Back.
spedwitmeds (5:11:37 PM): Let me ask you a question.
spedwitmeds (5:12:04 PM): Do you know anything else about Cheyenne Cherry other than the information you gave me last night?
spedwitmeds (5:24:20 PM): When you get back, you need to answer me.
donp0008 (6:03:53 PM): No
donp0008 (6:03:58 PM): Idk nothin
spedwitmeds (6:04:08 PM): Are you sure?
donp0008 (6:04:17 PM): We haven't talked in 2years already I have nothin else 2 do wit her
spedwitmeds (6:04:27 PM): Any more information would ne helpful...
donp0008 (6:04:32 PM): Possitive
donp0008 (6:04:41 PM): 100%shure
donp0008 (6:04:47 PM): That's all I noe I swear 2 ggggooddd
spedwitmeds (6:05:07 PM): I'm sure you have something else that could help us...
donp0008 (6:05:33 PM): Naw I gave u all tha info I noe man
spedwitmeds (6:06:51 PM): You had better hope they don't find you.
donp0008 (6:07:15 PM): Who finds me
spedwitmeds (6:07:55 PM): They've already found you're myspace.
spedwitmeds (6:08:19 PM): You last logged on yesterday.
donp0008 (6:08:29 PM): No1s gonna find me I live all tha way
donp0008 (6:08:38 PM): Yea how u noe
spedwitmeds (6:09:05 PM): Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
donp0008 (6:09:33 PM): In boston now
donp0008 (6:09:38 PM): On main road
donp0008 (6:09:43 PM): Idk wat they want wit me
spedwitmeds (6:09:57 PM): False.
spedwitmeds (6:10:07 PM): You reside in Brooklyn, or somewhere close to it.
spedwitmeds (6:10:14 PM): From our intel we have gathered.
spedwitmeds (6:11:19 PM): Now.
spedwitmeds (6:11:27 PM): Do you have anymore information for us?
donp0008 (6:11:30 PM): no I'm in boston now
donp0008 (6:11:35 PM): I'm on tha road
donp0008 (6:11:41 PM): No dude
spedwitmeds (6:11:50 PM): We know about your illegal activities.
donp0008 (6:11:56 PM): I gave u all I had no help me please
spedwitmeds (6:12:04 PM): We have inside connections with police authorities in your area.
spedwitmeds (6:12:20 PM): With the click of a button, an investigation could be executed.
donp0008 (6:12:48 PM): Ooo
donp0008 (6:12:56 PM): Please
spedwitmeds (6:13:06 PM): I am not stating you will be arrested.
donp0008 (6:13:08 PM): Don't do that I'd need
spedwitmeds (6:13:18 PM): We exist only to harass.
spedwitmeds (6:13:27 PM): Your employer will not want an employee who is being investigated.
donp0008 (6:14:05 PM): Wat u mean
spedwitmeds (6:14:19 PM): I don't have time anymore for hoodrats like you.
donp0008 (6:14:43 PM): Come on man I have a
donp0008 (6:14:53 PM): Job
donp0008 (6:15:02 PM): Don't ruin my life that it already is
spedwitmeds (6:15:26 PM): If you are being serious, we do not care about whatever life you already have.
donp0008 (6:15:50 PM): So help me help u
spedwitmeds (6:15:58 PM): I need no help.
spedwitmeds (6:16:05 PM): I am no one and everyone.
donp0008 is offline (6:16:33 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
spedwitmeds (6:16:45 PM): Do not test us.
</pre>
}}

==Video==

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[[TL;DW]] - Kill the Bitch
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[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=drD_lAo2Eo4&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DdrD_lAo2Eo4 And half a million comments describing what they would like to do to her].</center>
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|I will pull her ovaries through her nose.|OMGH4X3RN00B

|She has been cursed as a nigger, half the damage is done to her.|Jamesg104

|Well, as much as I hate cats, i hate niggers even more. Must kill her.|asstreme2

|FUCK that bitch, fuck her! i'll fucking kill her!! you fucking hear that you little fucking monkey, ill fucking kill you and burn YOUR PUSSY see how you fucking like that bitch!!|deviliciousangel235

|RAPE THAT NIGGER WITH A POGO STICK.|AnonymousWillDestroy

|I hope a kitten crawls up her vagina, claws through her soft tissue and latches onto her spine with it's little feline teeth. dragging it out of the hole of death which it previously entered. Bonus points if the skull is still attatched.|fluorescentpanda

|The reason that so many niggers abuse animals is that animals are the only thing beneath them in the evolutionary scale.|megarouge2001}}

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{{quote|OH NO SHE DID'NT.|/b/'s reaction to first class faggotry.}}

==Conclusion==
Judge Byrne gave Cherry only [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/12/03/2009-12-03_bx_teen_gets_2_years_for_roasting_cat_in_oven.html two years] in jail under a plea bargain, which of course left moralfags frothing with hate and with vows to kill Cheyenne. Although the sentence was pretty light for burning a cat in an oven like one would do to a Jew, it should be taken into consideration that everyone was spreading her address and phone number all over the internet for everyone to see. Although her family changed numbers, they were'nt able to move out of their ghetto home on 680 Tinton Ave. because they're niggers, so be prepared to hear of revenge from [[Terrorists|radical moralfags]]. '''Update:''' Cheyenne [http://161.11.133.89/ParoleeLookup/details.asp?nysid=02923700Z was paroled] on 6/7/2011 and eventually took up residence in the housing projects at 871 Westchester Ave in the Bronx. She may be using the name Cheyenne Clerny in effort to escape her internet past and get a job, though any rumor that involves a nigger getting a job is surely unfounded. (Unless maybe she's running for pres amirite?)

===When Trolls Collide===
Just before she was locked away [http://media.causes.com/512752 Cheyenne Cherry mocked animal rights groups by taking full credit for burning the cat], causing PETAfags and [[vegan]]s everywhere to [[lulz|collectively shit themselves in horror]]. [[Some argue|They say]] two [[fails]] do not make a [[win]] - but we will let [[you]] decide.

==Images==

{{cg|BURN THESE IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD|niggercheyennegallery|center|<gallery>
Image:CheyenneCherry2.jpg|Roasted a cat in an oven and laughed about it.
Image:CatOven.jpg|Buzzkill kitteh.
Image:CheyenneCherry3.jpg|How would you like your cat done?
Image:Catkiller.jpg|Bird's eye view of Tinton Ave.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Locationdebate.jpg|Debate raged over which building was hers.
Image:Locationdebate2.jpg|But was eventually settled.
Image:CC court date.PNG|Luckily, a few cunning haxxors managed to dig up information about her appearance in court.
Image:CC court details.PNG|Moar details.
Image:Cherryboyfriendmyspacemessage.JPG|Fix'd. Different people. Someone is in denial though, the dumb bitch admitted to the police she murdered the kitten.
Image:Kitty beyond the grave.PNG|Tiger Lily sends her a message from beyound the grave.
Image:Pizza for the cat killer.PNG|But if it was [[KFC]] . . .
Image:TrollingNeighbor1.JPG|Trolling her neighbor for info failed.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Melissa Bachman]]
*[[Kenny Glenn]]
*[[David Motari]]
*[[Wang Jeu]]
*[[LaraTheDarkAngel]]
*[[NEDM]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]

==External Links==
*[http://insurgen.info/wiki/Cheyenne_Cherry <s>insurgen.info wiki page for raid and dox, keep updated.</s>] long gone
*[http://partyvan.info/wiki/Cheyenne_cherry Also keep updated.]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/05/2009-06-05_evil_teen_who_tossed_cat_in_the_oven.html <s>The story that started it all.</s>] dead.
*[http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6850547 In the news.]
*[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&channelID=137250243 <s>Her Myspace Vids Channel</s>] Empty.
*[http://www.erickwithnok.com/post/119053429/cheyenne-cherry-is-a-kitten-killing-monster <s>A blog dedicated her her and her alone.</s>] Gone.
*[http://www.myspace.com/shortypopoff11 <s>Her MySpace</s>] delorted
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=185662250540 The facebook group in Tiger Lily's honor]
*[http://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/webcivil/ecourtsMain Look up the case information here.]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_cheyenne_cherry_teen_accused_of_burning_cat_in_oven_was_busted_in_2008_in_armed_.html <s>An incident where she held a BB gun to a woman's head and stole her Yorkie also as a 'practical joke' - and stealing iPods, smacking girls with jewelry...</s>] Deleted, find more evidence.
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/16/cheyenne-cherry-pleads-gu_n_235143.html It's dead bitch!]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/shameless-cat-killer-cheyenne-cherry-roasted-a-kitty-a-joke-years-jail-article-1.461340 She's going to jail!]

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Rules 1 & 2

2026-05-17T03:09:39Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Changed redirect target from Rules of the Internet to Rules 1 and 2

#REDIRECT [[Rules 1 and 2]]

Ilnaz Galyaviev

2026-05-17T03:00:27Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Undo revision 1954778 by Mercifulfag (talk) Dw I made a new redirect ^^

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ilnaz Galyaviev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[9/11|September 11, 2001]] ({{age|2001|9|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 9, injured 23}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nah}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Bomberman, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Schizophrenia]]}}
{{Ibend}}

In the months following [[Robert Aaron Long]]'s shooting spree, it seems that High Scores have finally returned to the [[Americunt]] landscape. But what about other countries? Enter '''Ilnaz Rinatovich Galyaviev''', a [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] {{age|2001|9|11}}-year old [[Russia|russkie]] who decided to [[Cultural appropriation|culturally appropriate]] a [[School shooting|notorious American tradition]].

== Background ==

Russia had other school shootings before, most notably, the Kerch one in 2018 committed by [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] and other, in 1997, not very surprising but very brave by [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Sergey_Lepnev|Sergey Lepnev]].

Kazan had also one school <s>shooting</s> siege in 2019, committed by [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Iskander_Khalfin|Iskander Khalfin]], who didn't manage to do shit, apart from causing a heart attack before he got V&.

==Motive==

[[File:IlnazGalyavievTelegram.jpg|thumb|250px|left|The post in question.]]

Not much is known about Ilnaz's early life, if he even had one, but one thing is for certain: he had a serious case of [[Hatred (Video Game)|misanthropy]] and a crippling case of [[USI]] (with a bit of [[Narcissism]] thrown in there for good measure).

Mr. Galyaviev believed that he was God, specifically sent down to kill all human life, so much so that he declared on [[Telegram]] that he intended to kill at least 10 people, then commit suicide afterwards ([[Epic Fail|Spoiler alert: neither of those things happened]]).

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|As a God I want you to declare yourself as my slaves. You have to do absolutely everything I want to. I want you to kill more than 10 and off yourself then. There shouldn't be living creatures in the world, it's a universe mistake.|Ooh, look at Mr. [[Internet Tough Guy]] over here.
|I came to this world in human form to get rid of you all.|Nevermind, just an unfunny [[edgelord]].
}}

==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': Hatsan Escort PS Guard
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsPumpActionShotgun.png|70px]]</center>
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*Gun used by his daddy [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad]] '''35~45 Damage'''
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*'''Drop''': Bomb
<center>[[File:Bomb-icon.jpg|70px]]</center>
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*Homemade weak bomb '''20~25 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|70px]]</center>
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
|}
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==Gameplay==
[[File:IlnazGalyavievShotgun.jpg|thumb|220px|left|The gun that was used.]]

Much like [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], Ilnaz has planned to detonate a bomb in a common area, then begin shooting with a shotgun before committing suicide; he even had the same model gun (Hatsan Escort 12 gauge) and everything. However, unlike Vlad's killing spree 3 years prior, there were several [[fail|failures]] in his plan that caused him to be largely regarded as an edgy loser.

First off, Ilnaz started his spree by shooting a security guard at the entrance of the school. However, he only wounded the guard, as opposed to killing him. As a result, the security guard was able to press a panic button that put the school into lockdown, seemingly putting an end to the High Score attempt before it even began.

Since the school was locked down, Ilnaz was roaming the halls looking for people to kill, with little success. So, he put an IED outside of a classroom, which did absolutely fuck-all as one would expect. Pro-tip: trying to blow up an already locked down target will just make you look like a [[dumbass]].

At some point, Ilnaz finally found an unlocked classroom (which was most likely not secured properly), in which he promptly killed seven of the eight people that were found inside. But at this point, the [[KGB]] was already storming the building. So, he did what any other [[An hero|suicidal]] [[school shooter]] would do: he surrendered. A pathetic ending for a pathetic person, how fitting.

==And the Verdict is...==

{{rainbowsmall|PLEAD GUILTY!!!}}

Ilnaz plead guilty the day after the shooting (after [https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/4804859 attempting to commit suicide in jail] that is), presumably to escape the possibility of going to a [[Siberia|Siberian]] [[Stalin|gulag]] as punishment.

However, shortly after his guilty plea, Ilnaz was [https://www.1rre.ru/2543044-ilnaza-galyavieva-priznali-nevmenyaemym.html found to be legally insane] by several psychiatrists. However, the Russkies, who have a [[MH17|reputation of being transparent and truthful]], have said that he hasn't been formally declared insane yet, and that his evaluation has been [https://kazan.aif.ru/incidents/details/rasstrel_v_shkole_175_v_kazani_delo_galyavieva_dva_mesyaca_posle_tragedii delayed until October 11], five months to the day after the shooting. Should he be found insane, he would be sentenced to an indefinite stay at a [[Insane|psychiatric]] facility with the potential to [[Getting away with it|be released]] should he complete treatment.

===The Ilnaz Galyaviev Fan Club===

Despite already pleading guilty to the shooting, that didn't stop a bunch of [[16-year old girl]]s from raising the US equivalent of [[Over 9000|$4,000]] for [https://lenta.ru/news/2021/07/08/pomoch/ Ilnaz to hire a lawyer]. The girls claimed that it was only to [[Bullshit|"help Ilnaz get proper justice"]] this was mostly likely only said [[In Minecraft|for legal reasons]] so they don't get in trouble with [[Vladimir Putin|the Russian government]]. In reality, the fundraiser was organized by [[Columbiners]], who post [[Fan Art|fanart]] and [[Fan Fiction|fanfics]] of the shooter in various [[Telegram]] channels.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:KazanSchoolCarnage.jpg|The immediate aftermath of the shooting.
File:KazanSchoolCarnage2.jpg|Where the bomb went off.
File:IlnazGalyavievTelegram2.jpg|The mask says "[[God]]"
File:IlnazGalyavievQuran.jpg|He was a [[Allahu Akbar|devout]] [[Muslim|muzzie]] to boot.
</gallery></center>

==Videos==

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==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|9|9 dead, 23 injured|6|Shitty accuracy due to shoddy explosives|5|Unoriginal plan that has been done better before, with a shitty execution to boot|15|International coverage, moderate amount of butthurt in Russia|20|[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57079367 Putin will most likely tighten gun control laws, in a country with a ton of gun control already]|55|F|Cyka blyat}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|OMOH}}

==See Also==

*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Who he copied
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - A copycat of Ilnaz
*[[Edgy]] What was he.
*[[Dmitry Vinogradov]]
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Kazan_school_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{Steam|76561198217525532|БОГ}}
*{{kf|90449|Kiwifarms thread}}

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[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:Murder]]
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In Minecraft

2026-05-17T02:59:29Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Redirected page to Richard Golden

#REDIRECT [[Richard Golden]]

TightRope

2026-05-17T02:52:29Z

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{{needsmore|drama, vids & niggers}}
{{Quote|How dare anyone try to make black people feel any less like Americans or people for that matter? How dare anybody try to tell me that they are better than me because there skin is lighter? How dare somebody try to bring me down by calling me a Nigger?|A disillusioned nigger, realizing that her life really means nothing}}

[[Image:Ultimate irony.jpg|thumb|140px|Living proof that non-whites have no [[Dick|visual conception]].]]

On the distant horizons of the internet lies what some may consider [[Social_networking|non-noteworthy crap]], whereas others may classify these nether regions as completely and utterly [[Racist|lulzy]]. A perfect example of such is {{archive|tightrope.cc|TightRope}}, designed cleverly to instill the good, clean, Christian values that every growing boy needs in his life. Run out of a lonely two-room shack in [[France|Calico Rock, Arkansas]], this wonderful website is glad to tell the world that niggers are ruining everything, everywhere, for every reason and every boy and girl.

==It's Not Illegal To Be White... Yet!==

TightRope specializes in selling lulz-filled trolling apparel, CD's of artists such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Rebel_%28singer%29 Johnny Rebel], weaponry, DVD's (most notably, they are selling copies of SAW III '''LOL WUT'''). The site not only hates Jews but has embarked on a life-long mission to rid the world of Israeli flags.

==Naked Nazis==

[[Image:Nazinudedvd.jpg|thumb|HOLY SHIT FUCKABLE RACISTS OM NOM NOM NOM]]
[[Image:Buckfarack-tshirt.GIF|thumb|Yes, that's right. <S>Fuck Barack</s> Buck Farack.]]

Thanks to TightRope, we are able to see what noodz Hitler so craved (when he wasn't buttfucking [[Heinrich Himmler|Himmler]]). This DVD contains over 100 photographs extolling the [[Cunt|female figure]]. All the photos show [[Racist|comely]] [[nazi|Aryan]] [[Slut|women]] in all their natural beauty. Artfully done to demonstrate [[Prison rape|prowess, strength, virtue, heritage,]] and their link to <s>Mother Earth</S> '''HITLER'''. Photos depict the young women as the [[PixelBeeProductions|Huntress Diana]], engaging in various Greek [[Gay|sports]], amidst fields of ripening grain, etc. The black person is a wonderful homage to womanly beauty in Germany, a celebration of thousands of years of [[Fat|Aryan]] [[Feminazi|ancestry]]. '''LOL STOLEN'''

If you're buying, {{archive|2013.07.07-003850/http://tightrope.cc/catalog/dvds-nude-photography-in-nazi-germany-dvd-p-459.html|TightRope's selling}}! Kinda like [[Holocaust Porn]], but the other way around.

==Chinese Swastikas==

Another valuable [[Semen|reason]] we must thank this racist ball of fun is for [[Chris-chan|enlightening the internets]] (for some the first sighting) knowledge of Akasi, Hong Kong's favorite [[Star_wars|magazine]] evar. It's no secret that China's little engine that could has lots of Nazi sympathizers, and adding to the list now are cute and lovable azns from the Chinkee Province of HK. Families who traversed the supermarkets to purchase [[Epilepsy|helium]] and jenkem happened across the periodical on the shelves of a dildo stand on the streets and went batshit insane at the [[Pedophile|mixture]] of hot naked azn babes with Nazi regalia and poses.

The internets can't be sure of whether or not this is IRL or just serious business, however since this new idea provides sex tabloids with daily joy, AND it can be fapped to, there's no reason why [[Satanism|Akasi posters]] shouldn't be lining the walls of every /b/tard worldwide.

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Image:Ft-Akasi tiger cover.jpg
Image:Ft-Akasi tiger heil sm.jpg
Image:Ft-Akasi tiger tweak.jpg
Image:Sq cover akasi.jpg
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==Mad Nigger==

[[Image:Lydia.jpg|thumb|Guess which one she is.]]
[[Image:Israeli.jpg|thumb|The flag that you will receive is in perfectly good condition and has not been set on fire.....yet.]]

Anonymous thought it would be hilarious to send the link to one of an African persuasion on xanga.com, and lulz ensued as she went batshit insane on {{archive|2013.07.07-003838/http://dia-diamondz.xanga.com/587982748/fuck-tightropecc/|her blog}}:

{{Quote|My friends and I had a small debate on what the true meaning of the word nigger was. So I googled the word. I got a Wikipedia definition and maybe one or two other definition sites, but the thing that hurt me the most is this website www.tightrope.cc They have a whole page devoted to "Nigger Jokes" such as 'What do you call a black person who graduates from Harvard?' The answer to that question was 'Nigger'.|Lydia, being a nigger}}

{{Quote|YES I HAVE BEEN CALLED A NIGGER.|Happy she knows where she stands in life.}}

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#REDIRECT [[Holocaust]]

Doomsday Clock

2026-05-17T02:18:43Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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| align="center" width="100%"|<big>'''{{colortext|white|The world will end at {{#expr:{{CURRENTHOUR}}+3}}:00}}'''</big>
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[[File:DoomsdayClock.jpg|thumb|It is two decades past [[Jumping the Shark|jumping the shark]].]]

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{{Quote|My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative. I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.|Dr. Manhattan on the Doomsday Clock: Watchmen}}

'''The Doomsday Clock''' was originally created by the '''Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists''' in 1947 to represent how close [[ZA WARUDO|the world]] currently is to experiencing [[World War III|complete and total nuclear annihilation]] and/or other form of eradication, such as [[Star Trek|Alien annihilation]]. As of January 2017, the Doomsday Clock has officially been re-purposed as a [[political]] [[propaganda]] tool that is operated by [[Communism|progressive]] [[liberal]] [[millennials]] who are completely and utterly clueless about how the world actually works.

They treat the clock as if it was a fact-telling tool, when it's just a fearmongering [[Cock|tool]] created by phony scientists to belittle Trump, or other [[Republican]] presidents, and undermine their [[hugbox|presidentcies]]. We know the so-called "Doomsday" Clock is bullshit because it's been sitting at "almost midnight" for the past ten years. [[Nothing Ever Happens|Nothing ever happens]].

== History ==

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{{Quote|The Bulletin's clock is not a gauge to register the ups and downs of the international power struggle; it is intended to reflect basic changes in the level of continuous danger in which mankind lives in the nuclear age.}}

The '''Doomsday Clock''' was created by a bunch of [[pussy]] scientists called the ''Chicago Atomic Scientists'' who, upon [[Trolls Remorse|lamenting their assistance in the creation of the Atomic Bombs]] that nuked [[Japan|🇯🇵Hiroshima and Nagasaki]] to [[For Great Justice|great fanfare and applause]], decided to eke out a few more seconds of scientific fame by pretending to have a distaste and loathing for this [[DOUBLE NIGGER|wonderful creation]] of theirs that can turn a person instantly into a shadow. 

In 1947, co-founder of ''The Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists'' [[Jew|✡Hyman Goldsmith✡]] asked Alexander Langsdorf to design a cover for the June 1947 issue which would illustrate the urgency of the nuclear problem at hand.

Langsdorf chose a clock as if it were counting down the last seconds to man's complete and utter destruction happening as naturally as a [[Virgin|13-year-old boy]] [[masturbate|wanking]] it to a Wal-Mart bra ad if there is no change in our then-current international policies, international hostilities and proliferation of atomic weapons. 

== Midnight ==

[[File:Clock at midnight.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]

The definition of Midnight on the '''Doomsday Clock''' holds a different definition dependent on the year it was defined and in the modern age The Doomsday Clock can be seen as more than just a countdown to humanity's extinction through nuclear exchange. 

Some definitions have included '''[[BioShock|Bio Terrorism]]''', for instance some [[Islam|Jihad Joe]] might get a hold of a rather virulent strain of smallpox and instigate a world pandemic, sudden irreversible climate change where [[Your Mom|Mother Earth]] gets pissed and says we can't live in her [[basement]] anymore, or our favorite, death by nanobots where the world ends in a [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo Grey Goo].

The clock is not advanced or rewound based on current events like many [[Leftard|Libtards]] like to believe, but is in fact symbolically set at how close they '''''think''''' humanity is to going full blown [[Emo]] and becoming [[An Hero|an hero]] en masse based on current events, attitudes and potential threats for the period of time the clock has been set. 

[[File:Doomsday clock 2026.jpg|thumb|center|500px|<center>Watch, the second a democrat gets elected as president the clock will move back 45 seconds</center>]]

== Rewinding The Clock ==

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If you're one of those [[Leftard|liberals]] that believe that forcing our [[Drumpf|Great and mighty living god of a President]] out of office and getting the world to join hands and sing [[Religion|Kumbaya]] in unison will rewind the '''Doomsday Clock''' then you're dumber than a [[Fanboy]] looking to get laid at a [[Star Trek]] convention. As the clock is now set with regard to many complex issues, the removal or change of a single issue- no matter how fucktarded it may be- will have little impact. 

Improving our nuclear security with regard to reactors and how we store that spent nuclear material is an issue. Improve security standards so that some [[Islam|towel head]] can't steal material for a series of dirty bombs that starts a war and the clock goes back. Because contracted security staff, like all government drones, are well paid and immune to corruption. 

Taking the man, the myth, the legend, [[Carl Sagan]]'s advice and funding people with no lives and a lot of patience to sit there and stare at the sky to see if there's a large Earth ending asteroid out there with the words ''"Worst Day ever"'' written across it and heading our way. Increase funding here and develop technology and strategies to deal with this scenario and the clock goes back.

As the wheel chair jockey [[Stephen Hawking]] has suggested, ''Quit fucking sending out messages into deep space hoping that aliens will answer."'' The best bet is that if these aliens hear us they'll wipe us out like we were the Indians and they were the Pilgrims. Stop doing this and the clock goes back.

In short, ''The Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists'' says that changing one thing would have very little impact because if you, say, all of a sudden created a green energy source that produces no pollution there are still green house gasses, deforestation, the polar ice caps melting and the rising acidity of the oceans that have to be dealt with.

So if you all of a sudden got your favorite [[Libtard]] [[wet dream]] and [[Drumpf|our great President and savior]] was no longer in office there would still be [[North Korea]], Russia, social media, climate change, [[Ebola-chan|pestilence]], and [[Kanye|has been celebrities]] whining about their cause of the week that all have to be dealt with before the clock can be turned back. 

== See Also ==

* [[Rape Clock]]
* [[Fake News]]
* [[Fallout]]
* [[Timecube]]
* [[Watchmen]] - Where most [[Fags|people]] learned about The Doomsday Clock

== External Links ==

* [https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-doomsday-clock-two-minutes-20190124-story.html Doomsday Clock Stuck At 2 Minutes To Midnight]

* [https://abcnews.go.com/US/2023-doomsday-clock-announcement-expect/story?id=96495463 2023 moved up to 90 seconds to midnight]

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