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Sebastien Levesque

2026-01-03T07:31:32Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Sébastien Lévesque'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name(s) and Allias(es)'''|Sébastien Lévesque (real name), TheAutisticArts, TheAutisticArts2, SebTheArtistAutism, MrSGroupArts, MrSGroupArts2009, Seb The Pony (shitty alter ego), PonySeb (another alter ego), PonySeb 2.0 (yet another shitty alt)}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Québec|French Canadian]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[LOLWUT|Human-Pony-Napolean-Whateverthefuck]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| November 8, 1999}}
{{ibrow|'''Classification'''| [[Retard|Braindead Autist]], [[Chris-Chan]] 2.0, [[Aspie]], [[lolcow]], Drop-out, [[Burger King|Corporate]] [[Subway|Sellout]], [[My Little Pony|Ponyfag]], [[Inflation art|Inflation Fetishist]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''| Laval, Québec (please someone find his address ;) KTHX)}}
{{ibrow|'''An Hero?'''| No, [[DO IT FAGGOT|but hopefully soon...]]}}
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'''MrSGroupArts2009''' (powerword: Sébastien Lévesque, Seb The Artist, Ponyseb 2.0, Seb The Pony, and quite literally a hundred other goddamn personas) is a [[Virgin|mentally-dense]] French-Canadian autist Brony Artcow high-school [[Basement-dweller|dropout]] who got [[b&]] multiple times from [[DeviantArt|DA]] for being a [[Crybaby|whiny little {{age|1999|11|08}}-year-old manchild]]. His so-called "art" is atrocious; he can't draw for shit and has to [[Tracing|trace]] other people's work without asking permission/[[WMG|crediting them]] in order to make it seem like he's [[Lie|better]] than he actually is (even though his "traced" shit is just as bad if not worse). He also [[Butthurt|gets his feelings hurt]] very easily and will typically respond to any sort of critique with hostility, along with anything else his dense French-Canadian autist mind perceives as a threat or personal attack towards himself. To [[EDiot|us]], however, it's potential for many great [[Lulz|things]]. It has been [[Yahoo!_Answers|made a question]] as to why Seb is still a nuisance on the [[Social networking|sacred grounds of our holy Internets]], and why he's not rotting away [[For great justice|in a mental asylum]]. The truthful answer to all of this is that he's able to [[Victim complex|get away]] with anything thanks to the concerned [[white knights]] of autism, the bullshit policies of the sites he plagues, and his [[Pop parenting|spoiling parents]], who don't seem to give a care about their son's juvenile behavior on the [[Internets|world wide web]].

Rumor has it that he [[Seriously|smells like poo]]. He dropped out of school because he was tired of people [[Bullying|making fun of]] his [[Ugly|hideous appearance]] and bad smell. He's complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his bad BO (when in reality it's because of [[COVID|social distancing]]). He has attributed his bad smell to his (supposed) [[Aquaphilia|fear of showers]], just like a handful of [[You|other autistic lolcows]].

==Brief DA History==
[[File:SebOutfitIRL.jpg|thumb|right|150px|He actually dresses like this IRL.]]
He's allegedly been plaguing the internets with his [[Bullshit|fecal matter]] since [[2009]], based on his previous usernames. However, his absolute lowest point started coming around late [[2018]] when more and more people [[dumb ass|recognized]] that he was tracing from others. Seb, being the Frenchie Autist he is, tried to justify this by admitting that he [[Talentless|can't draw]] worth a fuck. When that didn't work, he threw a [[Rage|temper tantrum]] and started calling out everyone that "[[Lie|attacked]]" him with threats that looked like they were [[You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack|translated from Google Translate]]. When THAT didn't work, he hopelessly continued his tracing bullshit up until DeviantJews [[Baleeted]] his account for making fun of a [[Necro|dead person]]. At which point he began [[These Cuffs|ban-evading]], but being the dense little asspie he is, he just got more and more of his alts b& until he finally [[Ragequit|gave up]] and left DA forevorz.

He is currently found spreading his smelly [[Scat|dung]] across [[FurAffinity]] and [[InkBunny]]. Given how he [[Immigrant|migrated]] to these places after being yeeted off DA, it's likely that he'll be [[Rimjob|tossed]] out of these platforms [[Owned|the same way]]...

==Brief Derpi History==
[[I have a 140 IQ|For some reason]], Seb can't seem to figure out whether or not to spread his bullshit on a particular Pony Fetish site. This site we speak of is called [[My Little Pony|Derpibooru]]. He's made several attempts to do the aforementioned, but downvotes and some [[Butthurt|honest comments]] from the [[Newfag| wonderful people]] on Derpi have discouraged him from staying. But just when you thought it was all over... IT HAPPENED AGAIN! Around Mid-2021, Seb has made yet another attempt to [[Return of Kings|return]], this time asking for the help of a [[White Knight]] or two, but his second time there ended much the same. Whoop-de-fuckin'-do! Fast-forward almost two months later, he attempts again, asking for protection from more White Knights, [[Ragequit|guess what happens next]]?...

Seeing as though this was [[Hurr|his prerogative]] for this particular site, there's a chance that he'll keep returning and leaving over and over again, without any possible flatline. Unless Seb finds another Pony Fetish Art site just like Derpi, in which case, the Anons of MLPOL will work their fuckin' magic like usual and see to it that he yeets himself off of that site in the same way he did with Derpi. Needless to say, the [[Rage|fits of spergery]] that Seb displays each time he leaves are quite savory, and the people are left wanting [[Moar|more]]!

==Seb's Involvement in the /mlpol/ Threads==
Around the time of his activity on DA and Derpibooru, some [[Brony|very fine people]] over at [[4chan|/mlpol/]] have been keeping track of his antics and have documented his bullshit on not one, not two, but '''FIVE''' different threads! Seb obviously discovered these threads (likely after looking up his own name out of a simple [[E-go|egofag]] trip) and became asshurt over the discovery that there are people on the internets that [[Dog|prey on]] people like him. So [[Cuntpaste|Seb being Seb]], takes to the threads and starts trying to blend in with the several [[Anonymous|Anons]] that dwell within in some smear effort, with <s>several</s> all of them knowing full well that [[BRBFBI|it is Seb]], making an ass out of himself like usual. So basically, if you see messages like these on his threads, its' him...

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==Certified Pedo==
It's amazing what online translators can accomplish in the age of lolcows. Seb himself just [[Confession|admitted]] to being a pedo AND a tracer in a (now deleted) Twitter post. Related to this is that he also admitted to having jerked his meat to Foalcon back in 2019, after being asked whether or not the sight of underaged girls [[Restimulation|stimulates his pee-pee]]. Why the [[Party van]] isn't parked outside of Seb's house right about now [[It is a mystery|is still a mystery]]...
[[File:SebIsAPedo.png|center|480px]]

==This Means War==
[[Last Thursday]], SebTard [[Internet drama|discovered]] this page and is now shitting collective bricks. He'll do whatever it takes to [[Taking Down ED|shut this shit down]], so be alert for any butthurt [[Vandal|revisions]] by potential [[White knight|white knights]]! On a side note, it's good to know that Seb has taken an interest in this page. We here at ED [[Cry moar|aim to please]]!
[[File:SebWantsToShutShitDown.png|center|500px]]

===How To Make Seb Cry===
Read our lips, Retard! Follow these instructions carefully; otherwise Sebby-bitch will just [[Block|Cockblock]] you without giving you the satisfaction of witnessing his display of [[Sperg|Tard Rage]]:
*Make [[Vandalism|changes]] to his "art" and share it with him. He'll [[Divide by zero|blow]] his top and start threatening you on his social medias.
*[[Spam]] the link to this page in his comments. Sure, he'll block you n' shit, but he'll be faced with the grueling task of [[Delete fucking everything|deleting the spammed messages]] to the point of [[Waaaambulance|complaining]] about it in a journal post.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Bully him over the FoalCon drama from back in 2019.]]
*Remind everyone he's collaborating with/trying to collaborate with how much of a fruitcake he is until they decide to [[Social engineering|give him the finger]].
*Whenever he questions why his OC isn't popular enough, tell him your OCs get more fanart than his. He'll reply to you by saying he'll commit [[Suicide|self-removal]] all while crying like a bitch.
*Pretend to be his friend on literally any of his social medias, then [[Philosopher Attack|surprise-attack]] him when he least expects it.
*Get one of his "arts" taken down. He'll REALLY lose his shit and make you one of his [[Hatefag|sworn enemies]].
*Wanna go a step further? Take down one of his social medias. He'll crumble and threaten to [[An hero]] himself on an alt.
*Tell him that you've been to his house in Lanaudiere, then threaten to [[SWATting|send a pizza]] to his house...
*Obtain his family's [[Serious business|Credit Card]] info and spend his funds on something he doesn't like.

==His Characters n' Shit==
Like any other autistic Pony Artcow, this faggot has about [[over 9000]] shitty OCs. For the sake of maintaining the [[ED Policy|TOS of ED]], this section will not document Seb's millions of shitty [[Multiple personality disorder|alter-egos]].

===<s>Émy</s> Viola===
<s>Émy is one of Seb's [[Imaginary Girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]], brought into existence after it became clear to Seb that he [[Reality|isn't going to get one]] IRL. You'll see a lot of [[Fetish|attrocious]] shit involving her in Seb's (various) galleries, either ranging from Inflation, Pony Sex, and/or other creepy scenarios that we here at ED can't even comprehend unless we were to read into his autistic mind possibly. She's also the mother of Sarnia (see below.)</s> This bitch has since been [[At first I was like X, but then I was like Y|retconed]] along with Sarnia and promptly replaced with a new Imaginary Girlfriend named Viola. Viola is a [[Bestiality|pony who craves human cock]]... What else is new?
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Image:EmyTheImaginaryGF.png|[[India|Girlfriendship ended with Émy]]
Image:ViolaThePonyWhore.jpg|[[Hirsute|Now Viola is my Girlfriend]]
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===[[Karen|Karine]]===
Another of Seb's invisible girlfriends, only she's [[Gingers|ginger]], is [[Stupid|dyslexic]], and talks like a chipmunk for [[Shit nobody cares about|some reason]]...
[[File:KarineTheKaren.jpg|center|230px]]

===Sabrina===
Imaginary girlfriend #3. Whoop-de-fuckin'-do! She's a [[China|knock-off]] of Katie from [[YouTube|timgaukertoons]], and possibly traced from in addition.
[[File:SabrinaTheTeenageSlut.jpg|center|270px]]

===<s>Sarnia, the Smart Baby</s> Kayla===
<s>'''Not to be confused with "Sabrina".'''

What should have been Seb's aborted child turned into [[Babyfuck|fetish material]] for him after she was conceived. She's five years old yet wears [[Diaperfur|diapers]] because she's more childish than Seb himself. She also has "[[r9gay|Intelligence 2000]]" according to Seb. Like, WTF, rly? That's gotta be the stupidest shit we've ever Lulz'd at.</s> Around early 2021, Seb [[Abortion|rebranded]] Sarnia as '''[[Covercat|Kayla]]''' because he was tired of people calling him a [[Fact|child molester]]. Mind you, Seb changed her age to 17, which is still [[Fail|considered underaged]] in some countries.
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Image:SarniaDiaperShit.png|Proof that Seb faps to his own offspring.
Image:SarniaHasBeenAborted.png|Kayla's cringey introduction. Pay mind to Sabrina's comment.
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===Eve===
The [[Harem|fourth]] of Seb's fake girlfriends, and [[Your mom|Kayla's mother]]. When it comes to Seb's fetish shit, she seems to be more focused on [[Antichrist|legit pregnancy]] rather than inflation.
[[File:EvePregnantWitch.jpg|thumb|center|150px|The bitch in her fat, pregnant glory!]]

===Zak, Damien, [[Gay|Philippe Gayer]], [[Trap|Jessie]], [[Emo|Fanny]], & Beatrice===
Nobody cares about these characters, and Seb [[Lazy|can't be bothered]] to make any sort of use out of them, move along.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Le Gallerie of Le Frenchie|gallery|center|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Mrsgrouparts2009AndHisShitOCs.png|Some of Seb's 100-or-so alter-egos.
Image:Mrsgrouparts2009DoesAbbeyRoad.jpg|He clearly doesn't know what Abbey Road is.
File:SebTheTracer.png|The [[Truth|sad mentality]] of Seb.
File:SebForgivesJews.jpg|[[Jews did WTC|9/11 NEVAR 4GET]]
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File:BabySeb.jpg|Seb, at [[Life|level 1]].
File:SebBabyBelly.png|How Seb typically communicates with his [[Generation Z|demog]][[Child|raphic]].
File:WhatSebWillNeverGetToDo.jpg|An example of the Sperg's [[Unrealistic expectations|degeneracy]]...
File:SebComplaining.png|And he wonders why people hate him so much...
Image:SebsLackOfEmpathy.png|Seb, not knowing what empathy is.
Image:SebAutismShield.jpg|Seb's idea of an [[Sensitive|autism shield]].
Image:PoopyPonySeb.png|[[Scat porn|He's into Scat, apparently]].
Image:PonySebPenis.jpg|The asspie, [[Shameless|tracing over his own nasty body]].
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==See Also==
*[[Baby Fuck]]
*[[Buttertroll]]
*[[Fantard]]
*[[Brony]]
*[[Hobo|Seb hates homeless people]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Pedo]]
*[[Basement Dweller]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
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==External Links==

'''The /mlpol/ threads that inspired this very article!'''

*https://mlpol.net/sp/11605
*https://mlpol.net/sp/14435
*https://mlpol.net/sp/15547
*https://mlpol.net/sp/16973
*https://mlpol.net/sp/17881

'''His active Social Medias. (Subject to change.)'''

*https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrsgrouparts2009
*https://inkbunny.net/MrSGroupArts
*https://www.instagram.com/mrsgroupart2009
*https://furbooru.org/profiles/MrStheArtist
*https://www.facebook.com/seb.levesque.35

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[[Category:People|Levesque, Sebastien]]

Parasocial Syndrome

2025-11-30T17:34:47Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{Aspergers|plural=yes}}

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifu, you can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go [[Nicholas Prosper|horribly wrong]] and will possibly end up in the [[Abyss|Hel]] instead of fucking their waifu</td></tr>
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People suffering from '''Parasocial Syndrome''' aka '''Randy Stair Syndrome''' take things to the next level, Instead of worshipping their waifu, they go out of their way to [[An hero|kill themselves]], sometimes [[Mass Shooting|bringing others down with them]], just to hope they will have sex with their cartoon character due to [[Incel|being biologically incapable of touching a female]]

===Tranny Phantom===
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'''[[Powerword|Randy Robert Stair]]'''{{Trans}} (alias: '''Andrew Blaze''', aka '''Tranny Phantom''') was an emo animefag [[Columbiner]] degenerate 24-year-old whose mental state caused him to devolve from a relatively normal [[Ugly|handsome]] young lad into a man-child basement dweller constantly obsessing over Nickelodeon cartoon characters that he morphed into edgy school shooters called the Ember's Ghost Squad. His perverse and childish obsession with his fairy-tale world, coupled with his degenerative psychological condition eventually accumulated in him perpetrating a mediocre [[mass shooting]] at the grocery store he worked at, that resulted in a pitiful 3 murders before he an hero'd. He apparently believed that his imaginary friends were calling for him to kill himself so he could be with them forever. He was also a tranny and thought he was a girl in a man-child's body, Randy Stair is known to be one of the first major individuals with parasocial syndrome, hense why sometimes the disease could be known as Randy Stair Syndrome.
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===The Original Dokiposter===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|WIP image]]

in 2018, some edgy kid named Ben whalmsley hanged himself and his parents thought that [[Doki Doki Literature Club]] [[Fact|groomed him into doing so]]
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=== The OG Brony killer===
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[[File:Brandon_Hole1.png|100px|thumb|left|WIP image]]
On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon Scott [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.

User:ProfessorPoopyButthole/Sandbox

2025-11-29T22:57:24Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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User:ProfessorPoopyButthole/Sandbox

2025-08-22T05:37:34Z

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The OC

2025-06-25T21:37:32Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{spoilers|text=Marissa dies in the third season}}
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[[Image:Tehockiss.jpg|frame|The only reason [[straight]] [[men]] watch The OC.]]
'''Orange County''' or '''The O C''' <strike>is</strike> was a [[television]] [[Soap opera]] about a large [[white people|suburban]] metropolitan area in southern [[California]] home to [[Disney]]land and many [[rich and beautiful]] [[Republican]]s some of whom are Jews, and many of whom act like Jews (eg. "Jew"lie Cooper). It served as a [[conservative]] foil to the [[communist|pinko]] left-wing rest of the state. The city is also well-known for it's huge population of [[Waaaambulance|whiny]], spoiled [[angsty teen]]s and its large So-Cal [[punk]] rock subculture (the fact that such a large community exists in one of the wealthiest areas in the entire [[US]] just shows how badly the term "punk" has now been [[raped]] from its original meanings) that eventually went [[emo]] during the 2000s.

The OC was created with the following chemical reaction:
[[lol|LOL]] + OIC -> '''OC''' + [[Lolicon|LOLI]]

The OC was cancelled [[over 9000]] years ago after the [[retard]]ed scriptwriters [[jumped the shark]] and killed off the only interesting character, a.k.a. the one who [[lesbian|kissed a girl]]. LOL CANCELLED LOLOLOL.

==Famous OC Residents==
* [[Rape#Not getting away with rape|Gregory Scott Haidl]]
* [[Gwen Stefani]]
* [[Jloveb|Josh Ballard]]
* [[Porsche_Girl|Nikki Catsouras]]
* [[William Freund]]

In other words, trend whores, [[attention whore]]s, and [[psychopath]]s.

==See Also==
*[[Crap]]
*[[Dear Sister]], an SNL parody that spoofs the overly dramatic shooting at the end of the second season finale, which became an internet meme.
*[[White people|Gossip Girl]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjYNyipXIpE MADtv - The O.C. Parody]

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[[Category:Locations]]
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Snapesnogger

2025-03-19T17:59:08Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{quote|it seems people want me to hate myself even more}}
[[Image:Snapesnogger e-police.JPG|thumb|Snapesnogger is more than willing to call the Internet Police on this article. [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/10828372/361420653]]]
[[Image:FuckingFurries.jpg|thumb|How most [[Azn|Thais]] react after finding out what Snapesnogger has done to their country's mythology. Like they need more reasons to suck at driving, great job.]]

[[Image:She_is_her_everything_-_yoshishell.jpg|thumb|Snapesnogger fan art!]]

'''Snapesnogger''', a.k.a. Snogger, Snoggerific, [[Irony|ravingartist]], RavingG, Owljam, [[Sockpuppet|lil-owl-gem, Gyrem, Ves, jerrymalou, and Lee Osprey]], is a [[diva|whiny little brat]] weeaboo from [[deviantART]] who alternates between drawing lame-ass [[anime]]-style ''[[Harry Potter]]'' [[fanart]] (mainly of Alan Rickman's Severus Snape in thongs and various gay apparel) and some hideous breed of hermaphroditic half-snake monstrosities. She also has a huge [[circlejerk]] of mindless [[weeaboo]] [[fan]]brats whose insidious lovefests have caused her to skyrocket to the second most popular deviant on the goddamn site.

She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety, and if you challenge this notion, she will instantly lash out at you, claiming that you are clearly blind as to not recognize the brilliance of her [[shit no one cares about|mpreg, 60% female/40% male nagas with non-female vaginas and non-male cocks.]] She will then proceed to curl into a little ball and weep like [[your mom|a bitch]].

Dmitrys, known dickgirl artist, has been quoted with the following, "And eah i meet Snapesnogger live, beast is frightening."

=About Snapesnogger=

[[Image:A scary photo of myself.jpg|thumb|left|The infamous whiny, self-centered little cunt in all her clearly hideous glory. TEH HORRAR!]]
Snapesnogger has written and drawn illustrations for several [[fucktarded]] stories which include:

* Her [[fanfiction]] in which Snape and Hermione get turned into [[:Image:Bunny-snape.jpg|the cutest iggly noseless bunnies you ever did see]]. They '[[asl|fall in love]]', [[whore|have lots of sex]], Hermione gets [[pregnant]], et cetera. Warning! Never look at this shit.
*Her comic "Angel 1,000", about some retard angel with a cheese fetish and his friends fighting demons. Not much is known about this story save that the main character is a [[nerd]] who dies and becomes the special 1,000th [[kawaii|bishie]] angel, and that all of his friends can be found in their original forms in Japan's finer anime. It serves as a fine testament to Snapesnogger's [[bullshit|unabashed creativity and originality]].
*Her comic [[FUBAR|"Red Venom"]], which stars a [[homosexual]] 60% female, 40% male, half human, half snake creature (which she incorrectly calls a [[nigger|naga]]) that gets [[Mpreg|pregnant]] and has a litter of bizarre little snake things. She's scared to death someone is going to [[yeah right|steal and copyright]] her Red Venom idea before she gets a chance to make it into a [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/9059371/271458300 major motion picture] herself, even though [[lie|it's doubtful a story about a homosexual snake hermaphrodite that shits out eggs would be a big box-office draw.]]

She suffers from the dreaded [[Bishie syndrome]] and has a preference for [[vore]]/swallowing fetishes, [[pregnant|pregnancy]] fetishes (Mpreg especially), [[pedophilia]], [[guro]]/gore, violence with everybody present crying profusely and unrealistically, and of course, [[furry]] sex. She also seems to hate noses, though nobody knows why (perhaps because she can't fucking draw them).

[[Image:aintitthetruth.jpg|thumb|right|Snogger will not be trolled for trying to help! Even though she didn't try to help until AFTER being trolled. What a Saint!]]

She had a [[Gaia Online|Gaiafag]] who whored out overly priced commissions of other GaiaOnline [[avatar]]s. Seeing how many [[retard]]ed people are willing to pay for a [[shit]]ty chibi drawing gives Snapesnogger a case of [[unwarranted self-importance]], possibly because she's not yet as stupid as the people who pay her.

She got into Team Fortress 2 on Tumblr(she went by the name Owly) where she admitting she never played the game but wanted to jump on the bandwagon because it was popular and to draw hot [[gay]] [[buttsex|sex]] of the classes. She would later threw a [[BAWWW|tantrum]] in the tf2 fandom then later rage quit when she got critiqued for fetishists female Pyro, things that were considered off character or non canon of the classes and the fandom not really kissing her ass as much like on DA. She also started shit within the fandom like bitching about IRL medics posting in the medic tag(where then her fans ask IRL medics to not post their stuff in the tag anymore) which led medics to troll the tag with gore and blood and what they really go through than some video game character does; which Snapesnogger then [[LOL|blame her fans for "making it a big deal" and to not have fans like hers.]]

Overall, the only notable thing about Snapesnogger is that [[b|/b/]] considers her a [[Lol-cow|laughing stock]] and someone [[phished]] her for her username and password, then threw a nice copy of [[Tubgirl]] up on her front page. [[Lulz]] ensued as her equally worthless fanbase [[shit|shat]] themselves collectively.

As of 2012, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJo0_llL1Q8 she changed.]

==ART LULZ==

Snapesnogger likes to believe that she's the second most popular artist on [[DeviantART]] (following her idol [[Bleedman]]) and has so many fans/watchers because she's a great artist. While it's more probable that she's so popular because she draws [[kawaii]] [[chibi]] anime [[fanart]] and [[Mpreg]] [[slash]] from popular TV shows and movies on a site where [[weeaboo]] [[idiot]]s reign supreme, we'll let you be the judge:

{{cg||snpgallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:Snapesnogger-mpreg.png|She's not above [[mpreg]].
Image:ME-NO-CRAZY.jpg|This picture explains everything about Snapesnogger you will EVER need to know.
Image:Why Snape is Grumpy x1 by snapesnogger.jpg|Snapesnogger is the pinnacle of wit and grace.
Image:20-harry-potter-chibis.jpg|her claim to fame
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:edward-elric-with-a-sword.jpg|her other claim to fame
Image:snoggervsthebible.jpg|Snapesnogger's depiction of [[the Bible]]
Image:hideousanatomywut.jpg|Anna Tommies? Who's that lol?
Image:justdisgusting.jpg|[[bullshit|SEXY]]
Image:snogger'd steve irwin.jpg|This is JUST how Mr. Irwin would want to be immortalized.
Image:night-mistress.jpg|...
Image:snogger's-shitty-gaia-avatar.jpg|an example of her shitty, overpriced Gaia commissions
Image:snogger's-got-soul.jpg|IT'S PERFECT DAMMIT
Image:IMHORNAY.gif|How could no one appreciate this sheer artistic brilliance!?
Image:What snapesnogger does in her free tyme.jpg|BEWARE! SNAPESNOGGER LIKES TO RAPE OBESE PEOPLE AND GETS OFF ON FAT NOISES!
Image:Faggotry by snapesnogger.jpg|It's like [[Borat]], but far more disgusting and retarded.
Image:Mah_nose_dun_fallen_off_by_snapesnogger.jpg|The irony is almost delicious.
Image:Phoeparrot_by_snapesnogger.jpg|Any time Snapesnogger tries to prove [[lie|she knows realism]], you can bet the only thing she'll post is a bird.
Image:M0KKA by snapesnogger.jpg|Snapesnogger proves that being racist is okay by submitting a picture of a black woman named "Mokka" (Mocha). As you can clearly see, even her art has a "wtf is this shit" look.
Image:INSERT_1000000000000000_COINS.JPG|Snapesnogger takes a [http://scrotumnose.deviantart.com/journal/13854493/ relatively cool deviantART fad] and completely fucks it up with her faggotry. Note how fat she is how her speed confirms it.
Image:Kave_Mida_Ishwary__headshots_by_snapesnogger.jpg|If you're willing to have some shitty-looking line across your character's face, why not just draw the fucking nostrils instead already?]]
Image:Child_like_fantasies_by_snapesnogger.jpg|...We called for noses... We were retarded, as now we realize that Snapesnogger drawing noses can only make her art [[MOAR]] [[crap|shitty]].
Image:Pink_quilt_by_snapesnogger.jpg|Snapesnogger perverts Breast Cancer Awareness. The feeling up of one's [[boobs]] is how one checks for [[cancer|lumps]], but why does one also need to feel up one's [[cunt|nether regions]]?
Image:Snape_Shaped_Angel_by_snapesnogger.jpg|Snigger has decided someone else's character is now her [[lol|GUARDIAN ANGEL]]. Apparently she is also a bird furry??
Image:Kaves_CHOCOLATE_RAIN.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Chawklit Reighn]] - bitch's stealin' our memes again...
Image:Snapenagasnapesnogger.jpg|NagaSnape iz teh secks lolz but he's ttly not supposed to look liek Snape u guis.
Image:CrazyassSnapeSnogger.png|Snapesnogger depicting how she met her new [[BFF|bestest]] [[Chris Chan|male lesbian]] friends.
Image:Candy_hands_2.jpg|Obviously Snapesnogger has no idea that sugar in the [[Cunt|pussy]] = BIGTIME YEAST INFECTION
Image:Snoggerfart.png|No comment.
Image:Snapesnogger_can_noses.jpg|No noses in the past was a stylistic choice, obviously, not because she was trying to cover up that she fails at drawing basic facial anatomy. As said before, though-- we asked and we sure got.
Image:Goji-derp.jpg|Snapesnogger is not racist. This is her Japanese character Goji btw.
File:Snoggerherself.jpg
</gallery>}}

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:Fucking confusing.jpg|thumb|Then again, she's not exactly clear on the subject herself.]]
[[Image:snapesnogger_iloveyourstuffdesu.jpg|thumb|Being a Snapesnogger fan is obviously a shame.]]

*Snapesnogger believes that the trolls hate her because she's [[internet celebrity|popular]]. Not because she's a [[attention whore|querulous]] little [[bitch]], but because she has several ass-kissing fannits. I'd use a metaphor here, but I rather feel using "Et tu, Brute?" to describe the way Snogger's weaksauce fannits will eventually turn and stab her in the back would be offense to Caesar.
*Snapesnogger will plug her ears, sing Fergie songs at the top of her lungs, and pretend she can't hear you when you attempt to tell her how much everyone hates her -- or at least the truth as to why -- then ban you and tell all her 'friends' not to believe anything you say. Ever.
*Snapesnogger hates all of her fans. The reason for this is that she finds herself too superior to relate to her "retarded fan base." In fact, Snapesnogger has actually taken a strong dislike to almost all humanity, believing that no living being could possibly measure up to her almighty skills at drawing androgynous, pregnant nagas and Severus Snape dressed like a furry.
*Though she claims she is not egotistical, she'll never think twice about telling you to fuck off if you call her [[truth|mediocre]].
*She will beg her fans not to kiss her ass and then, not five minutes later, turn around and ask for their "opinion" (read: pucker up, ladies).
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/5/14374328/527548810 Snapesnogger has had lesbian thoughts!]
*[[80s|Back in the day]], Snapesnogger was [[Lies|hired by Squaresoft]] to do the noseless artwork for the cult-hit game ''[[Final Fantasy Tactics]]''.
*Her biggest fan is [[Zeriara]].
*Once she gets a high bid for her [[crap]] art at her [http://www.gaiaonline.com Gaia Online] Auction she will disappear, leaving the bidder holding their bag.
*[http://archive.fo/MmF2 Jeffree Moon] has tried to recruit her in his "war" against ED.

==Snapesnogger - The Talented Poet and Prayer Writer==
[[Image:OriginalsnapePrayer.gif |thumb|right|The icon that Snapesnogger stole her 'Snape's Prayer' from. Only this one was funnier. And Original.]]
BEHOLD!

{{quote|The bitch ruined my fucking religion.|Fadedfutures|losing his faith}}

This is without a doubt one of the most [[fucktarded]] things a [[fangirl]] can do: write a prayer -- or rather, take a [[Christian]] prayer and make it even more [[fail]] -- for one's own fetish.

And so, we feel a strong need to show you how Snapesnogger shits in the face of Religion and -- once again -- ruins the name of Severus Snape.
[[Image:SNIGGER RAGE.jpg|thumb|right|How Snapesnogger responds to criticism.]]

<center>'''The Snape's Prayer!'''

Our Severus, who art in hogwarts,

Hallowed be thy nose.

Thy caulrdon come.

Thy will be done,

On the astronomy tower as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily potion.

And forgive us our bad grades,

As we forgive those who curse our asses off.

And lead us not into detention,

But deliver us from evil.

For thou is the hotness,

and the smartness,

and teh SEX,

for ever and ever.

Avada kedavera</center>

This is a [[crap]] [[Sandwich Chef|sandwich]]. It is made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]]. And a typo.

=On [[DevianTart]]=

==SnapeSnogger IS deviantart==
[[Image:SnapeisDEVIANTART.jpg|left|thumb|Without Snapesnogger, there is no DeviantART]]
Her [[shit|fanbase]] strikes again as one devoted person swears up and down that Snapesnogger is DeviantART. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|P-tecker]] has left his [[fag|faggotry]] all over her page, giving [[bullshit|every known fact out there]] to prove that she is [[fail|the best]] artist [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|in the world]]. He also has confessed his [[lie|undying]] [[Sex|love]] for her.

==OH NOES ART THEFT!==

===Venezuela===
[[Image:Snoggy-VenezualianArtTheft.jpg|thumb|She's laughing to hide her tears.]]
So when Stacey English steals Snogger's art, she flies into a [[batshit]] rage. However [http://snapesnogger.deviantart.com/journal/13895859 when a Venezuelan newspaper, a T-shirt shop in Canada, and some anime convention in Mexico hosted in a barn on a dirt farm does it] -- and makes ''money'' off of it -- Snogger is A-OK! Even honored!!

She doesn't have the sense to sue or ask for royalities from any of these people, even as they [[profit]] by using her [[shit]], thus proving that she will never make any money off her [[art]]. But she claims that as long as it's [[fanart]] and not her pregnant [[homosexual]] snake [[furry|furries]] or [[fucktarded]] angels (Who would use any of those for anything anyway, [[amirite]]?) that she doesn't care.

It should be noted for the [[lulz]] that the Venezuelan newspaper ripped off the only thing that made Snapesnogger an [[internet celebrity]] in the first place.

Also, with this out in the open, she's pretty well given [[anonymous|us]] all the option to totally fuck around with her art! So sell it on DA! Sell it in your town! It's "lol, funny" according to Snoogy and she won't have any problem with it at all!

<gallery>
Image:ShutdownED.jpg|The sad, sad truth about her fans is that they're idiots who can't spell.
Image:Smackdown.JPG|Some deviants decided to tell Snoggy off from her [[faggot]]ry.
Image:TheTruthHurts.png|[[moar]]
</gallery>

===Pudge03===
[[Image:Harry_Potter_by_pudge03.jpg|thumb|right|HOW '''DARE''' THEY[[oneoneone|!!!11]]]]
As Snapesnogger is ultimately a [[clusterfuck]] of confusion and [[fail]]ure, she baffles us once again. To sum it up:

* It's '''NOT OKAY''' for some random online person to ''steal her art and claim to be her''.
* It's '''A-OKAY''' for other countries to ''steal and sell'' copies of her [[crap]]py [[fanart]] ''[[IRL]]'' and not give her a single lick of credit or royalties.
* It's '''NOT OKAY''' for some random [[Tartlet]] to make a ''freehanded copy'' of her art and submit it to their gallery.

Recently, one of Snogger's brain-dead fans posted a comment to her userpage with a link to [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42819613 a picture that was freehanded from Snogger's fucktarded Harry Potter chibi heads] and stated that the artist -- [http://pudge03.deviantart.com Pudge03] -- was 'trying to steal' it.

Upon hearing of such an unimaginable travesty as freehanding -- when one copies an existing picture entirely by hand (which differs it from tracing as there was actually effort put into it) -- two of Snogger's lackeys, as well as Snogger herself, went to confront the hapless Deviant and urge them to take down the picture or face being [[internet police|reported]]. This proves that Snapesnogger will forever be obsessed with petty [[shit]] that happens on [[the internet]] and it is a lost cause to try and teach her that [[real life]] should be more important. Thus far, it appears that the artist [[nobody gives a shit|doesn't give a shit]] and deviantART staff has yet to remove the picture.

What's particularly [[faggot]]y about this incident is that this is certainly not the only submission on deviantART that was made referencing Snogger's work and one has to wonder if she and her [http://uchiha-yuki.deviantart.com fucktarded weeaboo superfan] intend to scour the entire god damned website and report every single one of them, thus making more work for the lazy [[DeviantART]] staff and giving them yet another reason to hate her.

==Breaking News: Snapesnogger makes new DeviantArt account!==

Recently, Snogger [[Oh noes|created a new account]] on DeviantART to avoid all those who hate her and [[Truth|believe her work is complete shit]]. Being as [[retard|brilliant]] as she is, claiming to be [[butthurt|sick of drama]], [http://snapesnogger.deviantart.com/journal/15898247/#comments she posted the decision in her journal], in order to gather her [[fangirl|fantards]] in an [[attention whoring]] pity party. The latter smeared all the comments with so much failing sobs and hugs, that the server went down, unable to cope with imbecility.
The sheer [[lame|lameness]] can be seen in the fact that she actually makes her fanbase to fucking dig up the site in search of her [[shitty art|zomg-precious artwork]], so to cause moar drama than ever.

So, what did Snapesnogger do, and why did she whine that ED soon found her new hideout? Liek, posting utterly recognizable [[crap]] featuring her [[BFF|bestest]] male [[fag|lesbian]] [[lesbian|dyke]] [http://foofooboob.deviantart.com/ friend] (who was [[irony|too smart enough]] to add the [[fugly|abhorrent]] pieces of art to her fav), using the same avatards and mentioning ED in the fucking FIRST journal is TTLY [[Conspiracy|CANSPIRACEE]] LOL.

Drama ensued immediately, and rages on. Despite all her claims of being [[Lie|mature]] and [[Bullshit|independent from fans]], this current [[lulz|lulzfest]] clearly depicts that nothing in the whole world will make Snogger moar than a hypocritical [[lolcow]], which hungers moar and moar pageviews, faves, and [[e-fame]], but still can't accept even an ounce of critique.

So here's a link to [http://fluro-knife.deviantart.com/ her new account she doesn't want anyone to see]. The raiding/[[trolling]]/[[spamming]]/[[butthurt]] has already begun, because the creepy gay nagas and [[furfag|bunny]] [[fucktard]] people with saw-like teeth are just too obvious to ignore.

As always, she [[fail|hides comments as fast as shits art]], so [[screencap|scrncpzplzthx]] for great justice.

the epic lolcow has been spotted on deviantart yet again! http://fluro-knife.deviantart.com/

==NEW Account, NEW Fantards==

You would think that since the almighty Snapesnogger has [[lie|changed for the better]] she would curb her creepy fetishes just a tad. NOT SO!

[[Image:Kurugiro.jpg|thumb|left|Typical fanart of the Keroro Gunso series by Snapesnogger herself]]

*[http://Fluro-Knife.deviantart.com/ Fluro-Knife] last but certainly not least, especially in the ass, snogger [[man|herself]]

===Bitter Truth can't be hidden===

Some people, seeing this unsurpassable [[faggotry]], tried to reason with Snogger, and of course, the comments were hidden with the speed of light. Thanks to GPRS, some of the [[Truth|wise]] words were saved, as to be an eternal reminder to the whiny shit's [[fucktard|fucktardness]].

{{squote|~-kitsune- 45 minutes 51 seconds ago
Well now.
I was right, see? And you asked me, "How will my account be popular if nobody knows it?"
If you want peace, Snapesnogger, don't create Deviantart accounts. Become a serious artist, if that's your desire, grow up, and leave the playground.

He's right, you know. You just... crave attention. But see, the problem is this: You have talent yes. You know it. And you rub it in your fans' faces. And that is the reason as to why you've become 'Bitter', to borrow your word for it.

Your art is lovely, yes. But see, you can't even climb out of your fairy tale illustration rut, as Knifeguy has pointed out.

You claim you want to grow as an artist: well, here's a tip. Most artists don't make their money drawing pretty, personalized, manga-esue pictures. They work and toil and slave for years to reflect their emotions, and the beauty they see around them.

You may have developed a style of your own, but in the long run, is it really that different from the thousands of other cartoon styles out there? No, it's not, and I'm sorry to say that, but it's not. You're never going to go anywhere in life with it unless you realize that you've stuck with it because it sucks in the fans. On the INTERNET.

If you want to improve as an artist, break away from what you KNOW works to pull people in, and try something different. DON'T post it on Deviant Art. Take it to REAL people with REAL opinions on how you can improve, and how you can grow as an artist. Break away from the 'children's book illustrations' style, and find something that is uniquely YOU, not a combination of everything you see in cartoons and on DeviantArt.

I draw my manga pictures because it's fun. Not because I want to suck the attention out of everyone around me.

It's time to grow up, Snapesnogger, and face the real world instead of hiding in the shadow of DeviantArt, sucking the attention you so desire out of children and teenagers. To truly grow as an artist, it's time to ditch what you know works for you, and strive and sweat and toil for something better.| Kitsune-, trying to sugercoat the harsh reality}}

Of course, the Snogger couldn't bear the insults.

{{squote|Comment on *RavingG
~KnifeGuy 57 minutes 9 seconds ago

You know I've been playing the fool for a while now but I'm going to get serious with you for a moment, so listen up.
You're a real piece of work, you know that snogger? You run a tangent screaming that you want to be left alone, that you want to be a recluse, and go back to living in humility and develop as an artist; the sad fact of the matter is, you don't want that at all and you never want that. I point this out to plead with you to drop the act because you're not fooling anybody. You're just pissing everybody off more with your bullshit attitude.
'''
Just fess up already: you're a lying, bitter, stupid attention-mongering brat'''. This is what your popularity on DA has made you, and you relish in it. You don't strive for improvement because you know you don't have to when '''you're surrounded by as many morons as you are'''. And you like these morons, they re-enforce your childlike behavior and enable you to act like the spoiled little "starving artist" you pretend to be.

You know you have it pretty lucky for someone on the internet, which is a pretty backwards thing to say, but hear me out.''' Artists with TWICE the talent as you have to struggle TWICE as hard for recognition because all jerks like you have to do is pump out rosy pink pictures of their favorite character from their childrens novels--which they have since outgrown reading, like yourself--sucking the nads off some other ass from the novel, and instantly it is internet fodder for prepubescent perverts to oogle over'''.

To get more to the point (and pardon my language, I know you're SUPER SENSITIVE when anybody says anything MEEEAAN to you) '''you're a fucking sell-out and an insult to the artists community and don't deserve an inch's-worth of praise for the cookie-cutter factory work you pump out for attention'''.

Were you beaten as a child? Neglected? Did your mother not hug you enough or something? I ask because it seems to me like you're living vicariously off your artwork just for the attention. This might be because there's nothing about your personality--as displayed online, is obnoxious and wretched--that is at all redeemable. It's obvious you have self esteem issues, probably because you're not all that attractive and just about as likable in life as you are on the internet, which isn't very liked if you haven't noticed.
Maybe once you wise up in real life and start realizing that the internet doesn't owe you shit, just like the real world, you will come to terms with all the drama you've started AND contributed to and perhaps see from our point of view, '''why you are currently one of the most hated artist's personalities on the net'''.

I implore you to spend some time to reflect on yourself, because the more you try and hide in the shadows and the more you try to pretend to be "okay" with the way things are now, the worse you're going to become and the less you're going to improve, and the less people are going to be able to put up with you.

If you have any sign of maturity, '''if you have any sense of dignity or ANYTHING, you won't hide this comment and cower under your victim veil'''| Knifeguy's [[TL;DR]] attempt to surpass "Snapesnogger-Listen"}}

Seems like Snogger does NOT have dignity as the comment was hidden. As well as she has no logic either.

{{squote|Comment on *RavingG
~gaskrieger 41 seconds ago
I applaud to you, sir Knifeguy. There are some very good points, and I want to add a few more.

Snogger's main problem is that she's really dependant on other people's ideas and personalities.

She doesn't produce original content, like a real artist does. In another way, she's behaving like your typical furfag. I'll explain.

First she thrived upon Snape. That's more or less normal for teen girl, to drool over an experienced harsh male character, and though she twisted him completely, turning the character into a gay chibi, it's understandable. But secondary.

Than the Red Venom and Angel 1000. That's where the furfaginess started to blossom. Snogger's trait is extreme lazyness and neglect. She announced two graphic stories, but what did she actually draw? 50% furfag reference sheets of characters, 40% depiction of luuurve poses of two male naga, and only 10% pictures to illustrate the key scenes of the nonexistent story. Obviously, this is because her moronic fantards are happy with reference cute sheets, and subliming your fantasies for a handsom naga is sooo easy. She's done like, 1 comic page and that's it, letting here fans imagine that she's "working hard on the story" when in reality she just posted every picture of Kave or whoever each time she decided to change the form of his horns.

Needless to say, nagas aren't her original creation.

Now, on to this foofoo bussiness. Again, the characters aren't hers. '''Foo and Bob are two lesbian dykes, which act like men on teh interwebz and created personas of demonic Gorillaz-like guys in bunny suits. Totally original and attractive, aint it?''' But for snogger it was just another gay manly ideal to '''fanfart''' over. And this time, in a fit of furfaggotry, she finally got the option to insert herself in her art, to finally sublime her wish for being a cute infantile snuggable creature. Again, she posts meaningless narcissistic "fabart", no plot, no ideas, only snippets.

That's what her art is. It's not fanart, it's not illustration. '''It's cartoonish masturbation to ownself and internet personas, and it has nothing meaningful or spiritual behind it'''.
And prepubescent teens gloat all over it just because they were spoiled by anime and are ready to love anything granted if it's TEH GAY.

btw, snogger, too late. I copied everything.| Gaskrieger, analyzing the [[shit|art]] and preserving the [[lulz]]}}

{{squote|Comment on *OwlGem
~D45 2 days 19 hours ago
Get off the internet, now.

We don't need to see any more creepy anthro/furries tongue locking with distastefully displayed pubes; it's gross.

You've been on DA for what, three months now? And you have almost 600K reviews?

I thought you wanted to leave your 'retarded fanbase' behind. Best method, move to Brazil and start a small paper pressing factory there.

I can't believe Austrailia really lets you stay in their counrty, mate.| D45 speaks the truth.}}

Of course, Snapesnogger summoned up one brilliant reply:

{{squote| [[WRYYYYY|'''MMMMMMMUUUURRRRR''']]| Snapesnogger being her usual, fat self.}}

==A New Chapter Begins==
A few days ago Snapesnogger announced that DA is no place for [[Teruchan|'professional artists']] to try and make a living (no shit). Now that Snogger [http://deviantWEAR.deviantart.com/art/Fire-Power-71622110 has crap printed on a t-shirt,] and SOLD her fucked up [[Over 9000|'over 9000']] inspired shirt, she is a pro, guys. Therefore, she no longer needs her legions of fans to make her feel like she is loved. In her recent journal little Snigger tries to bid a fake farwell:

{{squote|LOL I'm leaving this account :3 Don't worry, I'm not upset, rather i feel alot more relieved.

I'm not leaving DA but I'm not mentioning the name of my new account either and please dont go out of your way to look for it.

This account is turning me into [[emo|a bad bitter person]] and I've tried a long time to overcome the crap I've gotten and be brave XD; [[lie|me leaving is not a sign of me being weak.]] I was weak for clinging to this popularity that was twisting me into a piece of Crap. XD paranoid and sad most of the time. Jhonen Vasquez told me that DA is Not a reliable place for a gorwing artist... and though many people have told me this it didnt sink in. I've realized with the friends i have and the urge to push forward with my work, i Dont need this DA account.

I'm still leaving my art up here, ill prolly post my [[Goatse|fanart crap]] here and post [[LOL|sales information.]] but original art and anything else wont be posted here. [[Lie|i wont be replying to Notes or messages.]]
|Snogger-lying to her pitiful self| }}

[[Image:Snapesnogger_leaving.jpg|thumb|right|Screencap of 'farewell journal']]
Snigger claims she no longer needs to feel consoled by her millions of pageviews. Obviously, she is full of shit, being the popularity whore she is. By creating a new DA account, Snogger is once again trying to run from her "drama", which she has always brought upon her stupid self. Running (or slithering, in Snogger's case) away from her once thriving hovel of kiss ass fans and numerous flames is going to solve her problems and get her moneys, obviously. Snogger admits that she was emo, at least, yet she still tries to hide it all and make herself seem like an hero and lie again when she says [[Lie|she has friends.]]

Snigger may believe her method of lowering her vendetta with [[Anon]] will work; whoever finds and posts the link to this new account will bring sweet, epic [[lulz]]. One may choose to interpret Snapesnogger's disowning of her precious Snapesnogger account (and alias) a victory for [[nigras]] everywhere. Also notice Snogger's [http://snoggerific.com new, potential website] which has yet to be launched. Expect some horrible coding, nagas, and haxxing when she finally decides to finish it.
<gallery>
Image:Snoggerleave_comments.jpg|How could you leave us?!
Image:Snoggershirt_journal.jpg|Her next client will be Hot Topic.
Image:Snoggershirt_1.jpg|User was trolled for this post.
Image:Snoggershirt_2.jpg|A t-shirt designer? LOL.
Image:Snoggershirt.jpg|The horror.
Image:SnapeSnogIsArtist.jpg|You can't critique someone who's already an artist.
Image:Leavemealone.png|LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Image:Missyou.png|shoutbox full of wannabe Snogger-BFFs on her old account, depressed over Snogger's "Fresh start"
Image:Quite a gem.jpg|LAWL.
</gallery>

==Snapesnogger Returns!==

Being the whiny little shit she is, she came back to her original account as Snapesnogger tried to convince everyone the trolls did not faze her. Apparently, they have no lives and are obsessed with her. She claims she feels sorry for them because apparently she's not the one with the [[retard|mental condition]]. She goes on to say "i mean...i don't actually do anything bad anymore." Like the hidden constructive criticism and blocking everyone who is not a fantard do not count as "bad".

She tries to lie by saying "''despite what some of you may do to try and bring me down, I will just take it in my stride. you people are making me stronger and stronger, what doesn't kill me can only help me in the future.''" Even though everyone knows she crawls into a corner and cuts herself every time someone says anything slightly negative about her [[shit|art]].

When a few reasonable people tried to get through her thick head and tell her she didn't get it at all, she tried to pull her usual "You don't know me!" bullshit. Amai-Nihachi succeeded in making Snogger use her RavingG account to reply on the Snapesnogger page. Realizing she made herself sound like even more of a retard, Snapesnogger promptly hid the comments, leaving her original TL;DR. By doing this, it's obvious she thought she made herself look like the determined hero, instead of the fool. Succeeding in making a fool of herself, someone reminded her by linking to this section of this article.

After the situation died down, Snogger found a link to a giftart of her character Snapesnogger on her page. The poor fantard Jerica-the-Angel was taken aback when Snogger blatantly refused the gift. Why? Simply because Jerica-the-Angel said in response to Amai-Nihachi's "you don't get it" comment, "Don't you see Snapesnogger? :( She's right. I feel bad that you're going though this, but you have to listen :(" Needless to say, Snogger AKA RavingG jumped to her own defense and "yelled" at the poor fantard.

<gallery>
Image:Snogger is confused.png|The comment, filled with confusion and lies.
Image:Hopelesscase.png|Making her understand is an impossible task.
Image:Reasoning.png|Lightning-Baron tries to get through snogger's thick head.
Image:Congratulations snogger.png|a new member of dA reminds Snogger of her fucktardedness
Image:I DONT NEED TO CHANGE!.png|We don't know her, gaiz! Why should we tell her to change?
Image:Fantard butthurt.png|Still disrespecting her fans...
Image:Retarded mistake.png|So much for staying hidden...
Image:Kellywormtongue_tells_it_like_it_is.JPG|When Snogger made a third account, Kellywormtongue struck again!
Image:Owlgem_fallenbybrokenwings.JPG|"Pick one. Leave or stay."
Image:Welcome back snoggy!.PNG|[[Faggot|Zelda164]] welcomes Snoggy with open arms, straying from his "[[fail|clever trolling]]".
Image:Gemmathecat.png|LUL I'M PERFECT, YOU'RE NOT. NO ADVICES NEEDED.
File:RejectedSnoggerAdvice.png
</gallery>

==UH-OH! Better call the Waaambulance!==
Apparently someone succeeded in 'hacking' her account, though this is yet to be proven and may just be Snogger's way of defending her extremely emo behavior.

<gallery>Image:MORON.PNG|She exploited herself! Way to go, Snogger!
Image:SnoggerJournal.png|Trolls have driven Snogger to want to become an hero.
Image:A fantard smartens up.png|Her fans are starting to see her for who she really is
Image:Gemma is angry.JPG|Snapesnogger just wants to be left alone.
Image:Candystriped.png|After an expected response of "Leave me alone." this comment was promptly hidden.
Image:RejectedAdvice.png|Snogger won't even take advice on life. How ungrateful!
Image:Gemma is mature.JPG|Snapesnogger responds maturely to advice.
Image:Admits.JPG|Snapesnogger IS teh interwebs.
</gallery>

==I Nose Nagas - Snoggy Breaks Her New Year's Resolution==
[[Image:INoseNaga1.jpg|thumb|left|Snapesnogger trying to control who does and doesn't laugh at light-hearted pseudo-fanart.]]{{quote|heh you nasty bitch. [[noone|noone]] at niko's likes you,NO ONE!! everyone just bitches about how pathetic you were!|Snapesnogger|on showing her true colors}}
[[Image:INoseNaga2.jpg|thumb|[[moar]] related [[lulz]]]]
There were bad puns and [[butthurt]] for all when a particularly clever [[Template:DA|TARTlet]], [[Attention Whore|FoxNede]], cooked up a masterpiece called "I Nose Nagas" featuring a character resembling Snoggy's [[emo]] hermaphrodite [[fag]] in a Groucho Marx getup.

The image was pretty harmless and light-hearted, but oddly, that's not what set Snoggy off, no. The picture didn't bother her but the people laughing at it did ([[LOL WUT]]). Just having a giggle was enough to set Snapesnogger off and get her bitching about cruelty and people hating her (her usual rap), thus predictably breaking her New Year's resolution. Only, you know, these weren't [[troll|trolls]] and [[your mom|meaniebutts]] so much as people just chuckling at a [[kawaii|cute]] drawing that Snoggy herself claimed she didn't find insulting.

Though she threw a few insults at people (like the one above), devianTART deleted the ''artwork'' rather than banning her for her verbal attacks, since she's [[internet celebrity|popular]]. The system works. (Now if she had been spouting [[4chan]] [[meme|memes]] at the same time she would have been [[permabanned]].)

During her [[hissy fit]] she also insulted her fanbase, again, and yet they continue to lick her [[ass]] and beg for more:

[[Image:Snoggerretard.JPG]]

=GAIA LULZ=
If you've been living under a rock for [[at least 100]] years, you may not have noticed -- or perhaps just not [[nobody gives a shit|given a shit]] -- that Snapesnogger ALSO has a [[Gaia Online]] account (just one more milestone in her plot to [[Snapesnogger#External_Links|take over the internet]]). But one must remember that where there is Snogger, there is SURE to be [[lulz]]!

For example, she insists that she hates all the drama that surrounds her and yet -- like a fly on a [[Tubgirl|particularly foul]] pile of [[shit]] -- she just can't stay away. Witness for yourself the drama that actually ''preceded'' Snapesnogger on [[Gaia Online]] -- a site where [[fag]]s generally go to complain about [[Tartlet]]s:

[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23553207&page=1 Snapesnogger is a bitch -- Who knew?]

This thread was created in February 2007 just so people could bitch about Snapesnogger, which is practically a national pastime now. Interest died out after a while, and the last post was made on February 20th. However, after the thread was [[old meme|dead and gone]], Snogger (under one of her numerous Gaiafag accounts, "Jerrymalou") shows up -- NEARLY '''TWO MONTHS LATER''' -- and drags the drama right back up to the top of the forums.

[[Image:SnoggerGaia.jpg|thumb||center|650px|SHE'S NOT IN IT FOR THE DRAMA U GUYZ]]

[[anonymous|We]] thank you for insisting that everyone is a [[sick fuck]] just like you. Even if it were true, most of us still have the sense not to post [[gay]] [[anime]] [[furry]] [[porn]] and [[Harry Potter]] [[slash]] all over the [[internet]] (or in /b/'s case, not to post their own).

==Banned from y!Gallery==
[[Image:Snapesnogger_-_A_little_fun.jpg|thumb|left|The lovely picture responsible for Snogger's permaban. It would be really nice if someone could enlighten us as to what in God's holy name is happening [[faggotry|here.]]]]
On December, 22nd, 2006, Snapesnogger was banned from [[y!Gallery]] after a long period of continuous [[retarded]]ness and rule-breaking. The final straw was [[:File:Snapesnogger_-_A_little_fun.jpg|a gratuitous and anatomically incorrect drawing]] with a supposedly male character who, she quickly revealed, had a decidedly non-male vagina. Y!Gallery, being a site for lonely women and closet [[lesbians]] to share their [[yaoi]] femmy male on male porn, is very anti-snatch.

She posted to her DA journal [[emo|complaining]] about the cruel mods and her [[bullshit|unfair treatment and 'frivolous' banning]], and added a touch of sour grapes by saying "Perhaps I don't like being stiffled[sic] by rules..." This has proven once and for all that in Snapesnogger's mind, [[common sense]] simply does not exist (and also that [[bitches don't know|bitch can't spell]]).

After a y!Gallery mod (who also happened to have a dA account) chastised her -- 1) for complaining when she knew perfectly well what the rules of the site were and yet broke them anyway, and 2) for thinking that because she was popular and had so many fans on y!G that she should be given [[hugbox|special treatment]] -- Snapesnogger replied, "its just a site, a stupid strict site. i wish i had seen it earlier. please dont send me anymore notes."

It should be noted that Snapesnogger's rule-breaking on y!Gallery included:
* [[:File:Snoggerban.jpg|Lying about her age and signing up there before she had turned 18]]
* Uploading copyrighted material for a club
* Harassing a moderator for drawing "[[lulz|offensive hick nagas]]" (which, as it turns out, had nothing to even do with her)
* Uploading an image that she stated was of ''her'' on deviantART but lied on y!Gallery saying it was just a "REALLY girly guy" (presumably because she didn't get her fill of favorites on dA and sought more from Y!Gallery)

==Forgiveness DENIED==
Despite how strict and stupid she thought the site was, just 2 days later, upon the introduction of a form to provide banned users with a chance to return to the gallery, Snapesnogger eagerly filled it out. Unfortunately, [[Admiral Ackbar|it was a trap]], and she was promptly redirected to this ED article.

She didn't seem to like this very much, judging by this message that was reportedly sent to a moderator:

{{quote|Also i would like to ad how fucking immature you stupid site is, the form of forgiveness? how come when i tried to submit a form it went straight to a site full of insulting stuff about me? how come? i suppose you and your nasty little mod friends think its hilarious? well its not!!! I TRY MY BEST TO IGNORE THAT FOUL ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA AND YOUR DUMB NASTY MALICIOUS SITE PUSHES IT IN MY FUCKING FACE???
YOU NASTY SICK ASSHOLES!!!|Snapesnogger, unleashing the fucking fury}}

And our response to it all:

{{quote|JUST AS PLANNED!|Everyone}}

==Banned from y!Gallery... again==
[[Image:Snoggeryban2.jpg|thumb|center|300px|wut!? CLEARLY THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PURSON! Also, lol that she faves a noseless chibi that looks just like her "unique" style.]]
On July 1st, 2007, Snapesnogger created a new account on y!Gallery using the name [http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/veserus/ Veserus] (and even rejoined one of her own clubs). So she hates the site's strict rules and believes the mods are all out to get her SO MUCH that she makes a new account to circumvent her banned one? [[FAIL|I think we all know what that means...]]

Less than 20 minutes after her first post to the site, she was banned again, thus proving that no matter what uninspired pseudonym you use, your retarded art style will always rat you out.

=The [[ConceptArt]] Incident=
[[Image:Mertashaandwynet.jpg|thumb|left| How dare they insult such [[bullshit|perfection?]]]]

[http://www.conceptart.org ConceptArt.org] (Lol it's now a website advertising some shitty water bottle) was a place where serious artists -- many of them professionals or advanced students -- went to receive serious critiques of their work. Snapesnogger, in her infinite [[retardation|wisdom]], waltzed into this environment expecting a wave of the same demented praise and adoration she gets from her DA fangirls. Instead, she received a reasonable and honest critique of her image:

{{squote|I'm also having a hard time with the 60/40 gender percentage. Being a hermaphrodite/intersex or transgendered I get, but your character wants a male pronoun, looks male...but has babies? I'm not sure that's even plausible for the snake half. Is this founded in some sort of science, or just your own fantasy?

The twins looking completely different throws me too, but that's a whole 'nother scientific discussion.

I do like the drawing and coloring (in both pieces, though I'm partial to the marker version for some reason) for the human half and kids. The kids are very cute, and I really like the way you handled the eyes and hair. The snake half looks really lumpy though and the background looks flat and crowds the space of the piece. I think some work on volume might help in the future.|Mirana, actually being helpful}}

The response was, of course, sweetly reasonable:

{{squote|i really tried at this picture, why are you people so picky?!! im not being ignorant here, but it seems that im doing everything wrong all the time! and you dont know this character! he has a big profile on me and he means alot to me so dont question him. this isnt just to you, mirana, but everyone who is complaining. i like drawing manga, get over it! and the snake part does NOT LOOK LUMPY!!!|Snapesnogger, classy to the end}}

After this Snogger was pretty much reamed by ConceptArt goers (though some chose to simply admonish her, but the reaming is much funnier). Choice words from the pros:

{{squote|Oh, and we will not "get over" you liking to draw manga. Manga is a disease in many ways, because people think that they can become a great manga artist without a grounding in life drawing and such beforehand. This is not true. There are a few FANTASTIC manga artists who post here, and you can see in all of their work that they have done hundreds of hours of studies on realistic anatomy, lighting and colour, composition. Only then have they settled into their chosen style.

You have not done this, it is quite obvious. Your work is derivative manga. Outside your circle of DA friends, there is nothing to distinguish it from anyone elses derivative manga.|Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize}}

Snapesnogger ran back to deviantART in tears and complained in her journal (which makes it to the [[DeviantART]] [http://today.deviantart.com/ Today Page] every single time she posts one because of her dumbass fans) about those mean, judgmental professional artists who dared to judge her by artistic standards. Her fans obediently bashed ConceptArt, calling them elitists, assholes, and of course "jealous".

To make matters worse, some other Snogger fans came into the thread to defend her from the harsh undeniable truth. One of these was some cunt with the predictable [[wapanese]] name " [http://yusagi.deviantart.com/ Yusagi] " who said some amazingly arrogant drivel such as:

*"''True talent doesn't require blood and sweat, and I don't know about Snogger, but I prefer to be taught by someone talented, than someone skilled--I can learn everything they know from a book.''"

*Favoring snoggers "art" over something decent like [http://conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=61557 this] with:

*"''What makes that so good? I personally find them to be nothing spectacular, in fact, I find them to be dreary, and the second woman to be unintentionally fat.''" LOL WUT

Do try and troll her for the lulz.

Between ConceptArt and NagaMaster, Snoggy's journal garnered enough attention to appear in the "Top Journals" on the Today Page and thus drew a much larger crowd. People began criticizing her for acting like a spoiled brat and sullying the name of ConceptArt, so she deleted that journal and put up an identical one, where the criticisms continued (much to her chagrin). That second journal was also eventually deleted, but the incident fixed her in people's minds for life as a whiny, spoiled brat. Catchphrases from her CA encounters such as "What a naga is..." "I know nagas," and "the snake part does NOT LOOK LUMPY!!!" have since caught on as Snogger memes.

=YOUTUBE LULZ=

Snogger now has a [http://www.youtube.com/user/snapesnogger YouTube account] where she submits shitty picture slideshows (which she incorrectly calls animations) and five minute videos of her producing those [[shit]]ty pictures. Since it is all anime Harry Potter fanart, and the background [[music]] for her videos includes selections from [[Avril Lavigne]] and [[faggot|Nick Lachey]], she's sure to be a big hit.

It should be noted that Snapesnogger -- due to [[flame]]s -- has deleted her more notable YouTube submissions including:
[[image:DADDY!! D8.png|thumb|left|Father must be so proud.]]

* A 30 second [[emo]] weeaboo picture slideshow about [[fags|Snape and Lily]] set to an [[gay|Avril Lavigne song]] that she claimed to be an "animated movie."
* A 12 hour long slideshow of every Snape picture she has [[over 9000|EVER shat out]] -- set to a Nick Lachey song -- as a testament to her loyalty as a fan and to show off [[bullshit|how much she's improved over the years]]. (see right for a sample)
* A [[movie|"video"]] of Snapesnogger being a fucktard with her sister (which consisted of [[shit]]ty scribble stills to "illustrate" an audio file).

The following is the only video remaining on her account. [[Troll]]ing the Hell out of that shit is still highly recommended so that [[the internets]] may be rid of ''it'' as well. She has a Western Australian accent (not to be confused with GOOD Australian accent),please wear proper ear protection.

<center><youtube>18h7-3YcHhw</youtube></center>

Snapesnogger [[whore|giggles and blows into the microphone alot]] as she blames her
crappy drawing on her recording program and narrates herself drawing a
chibi Snape for 6 [[lol|CUKIONG]] minutes.

[[Image:Ssbeforeandafter.jpg|thumb|center|[[tl;dr|TL;DW]] version, minus [[fucktard|'LOLBRBPHONE']]]]

As if this all wasn't enough, some clearly deranged fan (it actually says "I'm a big fan of snapesnogger's work (both art and songs) so I decided to put the two together.") has posted this monstrosity on Youtube. WARNING: Video contains enough fail to give you [[AIDS]]. [[fact|Possibly.]]

<center><youtube>fe9cnbbiwKg</youtube></center>

===LEAVE SNAPESNOGGER ALONE!!!!!===

It seems that some random [[Deviantart|devianTart]] decided to make a Chris Crocker [[Unfunny|parody]].

<center><youtube>1C3JCqCnGI8</youtube></center>

===FCTC Spoiler Theatre===
[[Image:Cap1.JPG|frame|center|inconspicious]]
[[Image:Cap2.JPG|thumb|right|ONOES]]
[[Image:Voldelol.JPG|thumb|right|Well, there’s one crapfest I don't have to read.]]
[[Last Thursday|A few weeks ago]], [[FCTC|FCTC]] (Foocy Toocy/Fried Chicken Trolling Crew) posted a video on YouTube (now deleted by staff) and linked to it on Snogger's page as well as used it for a video response to her submissions. The video seemed innocent enough, featuring [[Harry Potter]] art...but then a video-cap of [[Meatspin]] pops up.

FCTC then proceeded to [[spam]] the hell out of her page with spoilers from the final book of the series.

Snapesnogger's immediate response was to make a deviantART journal (see Fig. 1) threatening to "delete all the snape art and get a new account" if it turned out that <s>[[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|Snape killed Dumbledore]]</s> Snape was evil. [[Anonymous]] rejoiced as he knew that <s>[[old meme|Snape did in fact kill Dumbledore]]</s> Snape was probably [[gay|evil]], but solemnly as Snapesnooger has made threats to leave the [[internet]] before.

As [[anonymous]] predicted, Snogger released a journal the next day apologizing for being a [[fag]] (see Fig. 2). And as it turns out, anonymous' hopes got [[rape|fucked]] since Snape was proven to be ''good'' -- as "good" and "[[your mom]]'s creepy stalker" apparently mean the same thing in the [[Harry Potter]] universe).

<gallery>
Image:SnoggerWAHLEAVINs3.png|Fig. 1: So just leave already!
Image:Snapebitch.JPG|Fig. 2: Don't like spoilers eh, fuckbag?
</gallery>
 

=The Fanbase=
[[Image:Ff-x.jpg|thumb|left|A gaggle of [[dyke|typical Snapesnogger fans]], poised for battle against the [[troll]]s.]]
[[Image:Typical snogger fan.png|thumb|right|A perfect example of the average intelligence of a typical Snapesnogger fan.]]
[[Image:Lolsheepsig.jpg|thumb|left|Despite calling her [[fan]]s both "retarded" and "sheep" on several occasions, Snapesnogger now tries to convince them otherwise with her latest DeviantART signature.]]
Snapesnogger's [[fan]]base (aka the half-assed G-Fanforce) is composed of [[16-year-old girl|belligerent little praisers and worshipers]] who kiss her ass so much that she won't actually LEAVE the god damn website -- no matter how much [[anonymous|others]] may hope for it. She has [[deleting your LiveJournal|threatened to leave]] the site [[at least 100|at least 48 times]] but every time these annoying little fucks convince her to stay.

Also, if this page is suddenly blanked or says "SNAPESNOGGER IS AWESOM U PPL R A BUNCH OF FAGS[[oneoneone|!!!11]]" you know that her [[Tegaki E|fanhorde]] has been here.

Truthfully, though, this page is dedicated to her fans, [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/34796759/272906210 whom she has lovingly referred to as "sheep" on more than one occasion]. If not for them, we would never have run across such a wonderful lolcow.

==Fan Gallery==
Snapesnogger's fans pride themselves (read: fall all over themselves) on presenting to her the most amazing and lavish of giftarts depicting her [[bullshit|engaging]] original characters. Behold!

Now, given the average artistic skill of her fans, one can see why Snapesnogger's formulaic, poorly composed drawings with no stable sense of lighting, proportion, or color are considered "good".

{{cg||snpgallery2|center|<gallery>
Image:Actualgirlnagas.jpg|Proof that nagas don't have to be males or herms!
Image:Assthenaga.jpg
Image:GothNagaSmurfNaga.jpg
Image:Maya.jpg|Artist is 21.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Mercury.jpg
Image:Snapemarysue.jpg|This is how you use MS Paint
Image:Tehangst.jpg|THIS IS A TOUCHING IMAGE! LOLZ
Image:Pixelnaga.jpg
Image:Xmasnaga.jpg
Image:I'mgettingtired.jpeg|This was TOTALLY a rip off of NagaMaster
Image:UuuuglyNaga.jpeg
Image:DaveyxMer.jpg|Davey Jones + Herm Naga = [[WTF]] is wrong with you
Image:Mer and Asp by Rhiannon713.jpg|KAWAII
Image:Mercury Pony for SnapeSnogger by EnsorcelledFerret.jpg|Snake=Pony
Image:We love you by KiyoshisHappiness.jpg|Shit, they're fucking rabid!
Image:Mercury by waluigis girl.jpg|[[Waluigis-girl]], dubbed as [[Snapesnogger]] [[2.0]] in terms of crazy, makes her own offering.
image:Rude!.jpg|She just won't accept sub-par fanart!
File:Snoggerfanspoil3.jpg
</gallery>}}

===January 17th, 2008===
[[Image:Mercury battle.JPG|thumb| Apparently her fans are supposed to "sit back and enjoy whatever i pump out of this."]]

Snapesnogger seems to have abandoned her fake Naga story, the only post on her new account related to Red Venom being her FORMER 60%female 40%male character, who has since been changed into a lady snake-thing, boobs and all. This was met with much anger from her fanwhores, who accused her of being a sell-out. Good to know they finally caught on.

==No more [[kawaii]]? ):==

In a startling turn of events, Snapesnogger seems to be wanting good comments instead of [[bullshit]] ones! But most of us know that she's just trying to feed us [[moar]] crap and trying to cover up past [[drama]].

<center><gallery>
Image:Snoggerbullshit.jpg|Say wut? PS: The image contains pedophilia with Snape and Hermione!
Image:no-cute-comments.jpg|Can it really be??
Image:Snogger_Hates_Comments.PNG|Snogger [[hate|haets]] comments. ):
</gallery></center>

==Paintchat log==
See the paintchat log [[Snapesnogger/Paintchat_log|here]]

=Lulz not-epic story=

Snapesnogger proves once again how much she fails, making this entry for her latest [[lie|awesome story]] and begging for artwork. But was shortly thereafter deleted, because even Snapesnogger could tell that it was too [[bullshit|EPIC]] for other people to know about, because ZOMG SHE HAS TALENT. It was recovered thanks to [http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/4979429.html#cutid1 Bad_RPers_Suck.]

{{squote|I have a book I'm writing and all and like uhh...My character who is also my RPC like is an elf halfling and she is princess of the land of elves bu her life and power is all of the lands put together ((basically she has the powers of an elf, vampire, lycan, demon, gargole, fairy, and whatever else she learns and she is wanted in every land)lol She is cursed and has to find a mate in other species that is not human or elf in order to brake a curse placed upon her. She has to give birth to a baby before or by her 18th birthday or all her power will be stripped away...She will become Queen and her Mate King once she is queen she becomes queen off all the lands around...My girl has three different stories to this one story...the first she falls in love with a Vampire with demon in him of Fire who is a single king of the land of Fire named Angel...Then a Naga named Darius who finds her in the forest one day and he learns of her quest and 'helps her out', Same thing with a Naga named Dark(goes by Fang sometimes) he's looking for a mate and see's her in the forest [[Boner|and his body says]] "I agree you can be the mate" and Sina agrees as well and they hit it off as well heehee Dirty little 14-year old lol
I was wondering could you make some pics for my book lol me and the guys could use the [[Porn|'visual']] help lol!|Snapesnogger-Batshit|begging for art}}

Cool story, bro.

*[[TL;DR]]: I'm writing a book about furries. One is a princess I've conveniently [[Mary Sue|given every power ever]]. [[shit nobody cares about|Like every fairy tale she's cursed]], and has to find a [[brian peppers|pedo]] guy to knock her up before she turns 18 so I can write more [[sick fuck|hawt]] sex scenes. She falls in love with a [[emo|vampire]] (which I did not take from [[Lie|Twilight]]), a [[furry|fire demon]], and a [[obvious|naga]]. Then [[obvious|another]]. They then have [[furry]] sex. Make art for me, because [[fact|I'm a lazy bitch]].

'Tis moar like:

Don't be fooled by the naga's that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Snapesnogger from dev-art.
Used to draw shitty naga's for my fantards
No matter where I go, I create ED-drama.

==It's Finally Happened==
[[Image:Snapesnoggeritsfinallyhappened.PNG|thumb|center|500px|Snapesnogger has [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] from her Snapesnogger account.]]

She could not take it anymore. And no, she couldn't go out graciously. However her <s>Owlgem account is still alive and well, and if we are lucky we will have a similar screenshot in the near future.</s> BALEETED. Go to her [http://www.Fluro-Knife.deviantart.com new account.]

Her "final" name change on Deviantart, with a not-so-sudden theme of owls. Expect furfaggotry to follow at her [http://www.owlys.deviantart.com new account.]

[[File:I were hacked.png|center]]

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Snapesnogger ganku cp.jpg
File:Snapesnoggercupcake.jpg
File:Snoggerific.jpg
File:Snogger's plea.png
File:SnapesnoggerDEALWITHIT.PNG
File:Toyousnapesnogger.JPG
File:Mercury For Snapesnogger by sonicxamy09.jpg
File:Snooger lulz .jpg
File:Atypicalsnapesnoggerpicture.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==External Links==
[http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/Snoggerific Snapesnogger's Chatroom on DeviantART] Made by none other than the Queen Naga herself. Be sure to drop by and [[troll|tell her you love her]].

[http://www.oekakicentral.com/mainhall/profile.php?user=OwlGem Snapesnogger's Oekakicentral Account] Features some of Snapesnogger's [[shit|BEST DRAWANS EVER]].

[http://hootles.sheezyart.com/ Yet another account on sheezy?] Registered on 12/18/07. Came into sheezyart's IRC to bitch about her not stealing her own art for [[Attention Whore|some unknown reason]], [[wtf]]?

==External Links==
[[Image:Ovarian hatred naga.png|thumb|200px|Quote for fukkin' truth]]
[[Image:EQ2_nagas.jpeg|thumb|With the way she acts, she'll never be able to create THESE nagas.]]
[[Image:XinYObjectsShapes.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Snoggerstupidshit.jpg|thumb|You know you are made of [[fail]] when ...]]

*https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fpjhuj3mfcmcdhh4atou2zgb

*[http://owlypellets.blogspot.com/?zx=c754936db5cb80a5 Her blog Owlypellets]
*owlgem@hotmail.com

===Art-Related===

*{{deviantart|owlygem|owlygem}} Yet another new account, and miraculously with a 6 month premium sub from some random fgt. '''[[Lazy|Now goes by OwlyGem. She just took the old Owlgem name and add a Y at the end of owl]]'''
*{{tumblr|Owlygem}} Her main tumblr [[shit noone cares about|where she now doing solar system OC's or some shit like that]]. Note the very messy, busy background.
*<s>{{tumblr|owlyshorribleporn}} At least she's honest about her art.</s> '''DELETED'''
*{{deviantart|rv-story}} One of the DA groups she founded, notice the lack of members.
*{{deviantart|the-four}} Yet another fail DA group she founded, and then bailed on.
*{{furaffinity|owljam|Owljam}} Her FurAffinity account where she's still goin' strong with her damn yaoi shit.
*{{furaffinity|owlsandowls|owlsandowls}} New Furaffinity account.
*{{deviantart|fluro-knife|fluro-knife}} This site is now abandoned, but the art is still there.
*<s>{{deviantart|owlgem|OwlGem}} New deviantART account. "I've changed!"</s> '''DEACTIVATED.'''
*<s>{{deviantart|snapesnogger|Her famous account}}</s> '''ALSO DEACTIVATED. LOL.'''
*<s>{{deviantart|ravingg|Another Account}}</s> '''BANNED LOL.'''

*[http://snogger.sheezyart.com/ Another Sheezy!?] Seems she's made a new [[sheezyart|ShittyART]] account. >:3

*[http://entervoid.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=2225 She is back again!] Submitting herself as a character in void. [http://entervoid.com/board/index.php?topic=10130.msg161527#new Oh boy.] Pleas give her a lovely critique.
*[http://snapesnogger.gfxartist.com/ Snapesnogger on GFXartists] Taking ''another'' crack at life as an elitist.
*[http://www.fanart-central.net/user-snapesnogger.php Snapesnogger on FanArtCentral] Full of lulzy-ass old Snogger art.
*[http://snapesnogger.storm-artists.net/ Snapesnogger on Storm-Artists]
*[http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/uentries.php?u=26297 Another Tegaki]
*[http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/uentries.php?u=52078 Yet a third Tegaki account]
*[http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/about.php?u=4632 Snigger on tegaki...BRB Busy raping professor layton]
*[http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/gyem/ Gyem on Y!Gallery.] Because unlike the South she just doesn't get that some things shouldn't rise again. <strike>{Incorrect not her, Ygal - abstract.quarantine}</strike> abstract.quarantine is NOT an account on Y!Gallery, nice try.
*[http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user-Ves.php Ves on Hentai Foundry.]
*[http://drawrawr.com/OwlJams Her DrawRawr account] '''NEW SITE''' that seems to be fond and full of [[Trying_too_hard|"trolls"]].
*[[Snapesnogger/Gallery]] For more art to admire.
*[http://tf2chan.net/fanart/res/6247.html TF2chan Fanart Thread]

===Gaia-Related===

*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1139255 Snapesnogger as jerrymalou] (questionably active)
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=7631616 Snapesnogger as Lee Osprey] (questionably active)
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9732364 Snapesnogger as Snoggerific] (questionably active)
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/requests-and-commissions/blue-angel-azuri-s-art-shoppe/t.27550023 Lee Osprey Gaia Online Store] ZOMG She iz teh bestest on there!!11!
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/r-c-auctions/snapesnoggers-snoggerific-art-auction/t.32778883 Snoggerific Gaia Auction] (See [[Snapesnogger#Fun_Facts|Fun Facts]])

===Literature-Related===

*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/598884/ Snapesnogger on Fanfiction.net] Lulzy old Harry Potter fic.
*[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38814579 Snippet of her Red Venom story] Quick! Go steal the plot from her and make a motion picture masterpiece! But not before making sure to tell her [[shit|how great her writing is]].

===Misc.===

*{{myspace|gemmasnogger|Her MySpace}}
*{{tumblr|owlymedics|Her Tumblr devotion to Team Fortress 2}} Abandoned as she quit TF2 forever over something stupid she started. Also gay ships Medic and Heavy alot and made shitty porn of them.
*{{lj|ravingartist|Gem as ravingartist}}
*{{lj|lil-owl-gem|Snogger's NEW SECRET LiveJournal}}
*{{lj|owljam}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/snapesnogger Her fucking shit YouTube videos]...what a cunt. Make sure to [[troll|comment]] the shit out of it.
*{{deviantart|snapesnoggerfc|Her Army of Fantards}}
*[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://snapesnogger.deviantart.com Wanna relive fond Snogger memories? Check out the Way Back Machine!]
*[http://www.last.fm/user/shnogger/ Snapesnogger on Last.FM]
*[http://www.milner.wa.edu.au/staff-at-milner Workplace complete with photo that matches youtube video and work email and email of employers.]
*[http://bloof.livejournal.com/ Another SEKRIT livejournal.]
*[https://picarto.tv/OwlysNest/ Her Picarto account.]

==Support the Troops==

*[http://www.petitiononline.com/weh8sngr/petition.html Get the bitch off the Internets]

==See Also==
*[[DodgerofZion]]
*[[Snapesnogger/Chat_Lulz|Chat Lulz]]
*[[Snapesnogger/Deleted_Journals|BAHleeted Journals]]

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Vypre7

2025-03-02T03:37:34Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole: /* Gordon's Shitlist */

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{{Ibhead|Gordon Darby}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|Oct 3, 1997}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devils|The Master Race]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|"[[Pansexual]]"}}
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'''vypre7''', also known as '''bigjigglyham''', '''UnknownMark.exe''', and formerly known as '''MrCrazyBolt5150''' (Powerword: Gordon Darby), is the most miserable [[neckbeard]] to ever come out of the middle of nowhere [[Arizona]]. His tale of [[Manchild|neuroticy]] is one of [[China|plagiarism]], [[LoveShy|sexual deviancy]], [[Dying Alone|depression]], [[Reddit]] nonsense, a [[Brittany Venti|failed streaming career]], and a major [[want]] for [[90 Day Jane|self-removal]] despite several [[You fail it|failed attempts]], earning himself the definitive title of "Arizona [[Doomer]]". With this very page, it is expected that things are gonna get much, much [[Oh noes|worse]] for him, while we fine folk at [[ED]] can only observe from the sidelines, [[ROFL|pointin' n' laughin']] at his [[lulzy]] [[Tard rage|cryin' n' ragin']].

Gordon, if you happen to stumble across this article, we would like you to know that [[everything]] you do is absolutely pointless, and as soon as you process every bit of information on this article without reluctance, you should, by now, develop the [[Balls|testicular grapefruits]] to [[DO IT FAGGOT|remove yourself]] from this plane of existence successfully.

==Gordon wants to be like the cool kids!==
[[File:BabyGordon.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gordon at [[Baby|Level 1]], with his dead faggot father.]]
[[Over 100 years ago|Once upon a time]], baby Gordon discovers the [[Lie|magical world]] of teh [[internets]]. Days later, he might've stumbled onto baby's first [[RedTube|porn site]], baby's first [[Stripper|desktop stripper]], baby's first [[Evony|erotic]] [[MMORPG|MMO]][[MMORPG Freak Out|RPG]], baby's first [[Sonic CulT|toxic online forum]], and baby's first [[The Pirate Bay|illegal downloading site]], [[Childhood Ruined|purging him of his childhood innocence]] and marking the first step towards the life of a crusty [[basement-dwelling]] goblin; minus the basement, of course, since he lives in a trailer park.

Gordon, now wanting to be like [[Cool Guy|the big boys]], started creating his first [[social media]] accounts around [[2009]]. Life just went downhill from there for the Arizona Doomer, and in [[2014]], his faggot father went 'n [[Dead|croaked]], throwing Gordon into his crybaby [[emo]] phase and making him lose the will to live over the fact that he'll never have his tickly [[ass]] and hairy balls rubbed by daddy's wrinkled hands ever again.

Gordon met Blade (Powerword Unknown), his childhood friend, for the first time during [[Middle East|middle school]]. Based on Blade's [[IIRC]], Gordon wasn't nearly as neurotic back then as he is now, but he still did flip his shit from time to time when even the ''slightest'' things didn't go how he wanted, and each time he did, the entire class had to walk laps around the school campus like a fucking [[hivemind]] until he settled down. One particularly lulzy incident was when Blade tried to get him to stop [[Bawww|bawwwing]] and, out of nowhere, Gordon shouted "[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IT'S CROTCH KICKING TIME!!!]]" and began furiously flailing his legs like a pants-shitting [[Toddlercon|toddler]] in an attempt to kick Blade's [[Ballsack|peenal area]], which Blade managed to evade because of fucking course! Every single freakout after that wasn't as lulzy, and sadly, no known incidents have been recorded and posted on the internets.

==Youtuber history==
[[File:GayLion346.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Babby]]'s first Jewtube channel.]]
[[File:boltanddarkbolt.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Comparison between Bolt and "Dark Bolt"; They look as [[No|different]] as [[Vietnamese]] people.]]
He started [[Youtube]] around 2009 under the name Greenlion346, where he posted [[Tobuscus|shitty gaming videos]] with his crappy [[Wal-Mart]] computer mic and a pirated copy of [[Fraps]]. Much like [[Gender dysphoria|sexually confused]] [[16-year-old girls]] with autism up the ass, he had gone through two different [[Name my band|name changes]] later in his time on youtube, the first being Boltage14, before changing to his more well-known moniker MrCrazyBolt5150. During his time with the CrazyBolt name, he began shitting out [[unfunny]], [[butthurt]]-induced [[Microsoft Sam]] videos, which, despite their lack of humorous quality, somehow managed to gain him some ([[Truth|undeserved]]) [[popularity]], such as a following amongst neurotic [[Underage|kids]] in the [[Closing Logos Wiki|Logo Editing]] circlejerk who constantly [[Brutal honesty|made fun of him]], initiating step two of shaping Gordon into who he is today.

Gordon named his channel after Daxter5150, an obscure Youtube group that, back in the day, specialized in content that was obviously [[Lie|way better]] than his, which he liked and frequently tried to [[Plagiarism|plagiarize]] because he had severe [[Coincidence Detector|ecolalia]]. He was friends with two of the channel's members, [[Spic|Jose]] and [[Jap|Shel]] (the latter was not part of the group at the time), who were members of a [[circlejerk]] called "[[Cool kids club|The Ohana]]", which Gordon eventually [[Newfag|weaseled himself into]] about a year before Daddy Darby's death.

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[[File:GordonCommunityDrama.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Gordon after trying to stick his hand is some SNCA drama.]]
When Gordon was not making shitty MS Sam, [[rants]], or gaming videos, he made crappy [[GoAnimate]] grounded vids out of users who [[Crybaby|hurt his]] [[feelings]] [[OTI]]. A majority of these users were dumbass kids from the [[Closing Logos Wiki|Logo Editing]] fandom, despite Gordon not having been a [[Logo Kids|Logotard]] himself. One kid by the name of [[BrainPOP|Seth Stewart]] managed to [[Triggered|piss him off]] so hard (just by [[Death threats|threatening to kill him in his sleep and cut his penis off]] in a [[Skype]] voice message) that Gordon dedicated several episodes of his shitty Microsoft Sam series to attacking Seth. Gordon, being Gordon, naturally had it out for Seth, making it increasingly difficult to let go of his [[Grudgewank|hateboner]] for him and come up with [[Original Content|new villains]] for a fucking change. The characters he used for antags around this time included [[Hank Hill]], Satan from [[Sega|PuyoPuyo]], Bebe's Kids (because of course Gordon would hate baby shows), some [[Miiverse|ex-miiwhore]] named Ari, and an "evil" version of himself called [[Liquid Chris|Dark Bolt]]. Blade even offered his own OCs, [[Minami-Kousaka|Julius]] and [[Haihaikittyppg|Barin]], as antags to keep Gordoneckbeard from using a [[A-Log|childhood bully]] (ORLY?), but as usual, Gordonigger thought his idea was [[gay]] and quickly went back to having Seth be the antagonist because letting go of a grudge is apparently an alien concept to him. [[Some argue|Legend says]] that Gordon is still butthurt, but Seth, on the other hand, has probably forgotten all about him by now.

After his [[Suicidal Failure|failed attempt at committing nonexist]] in [[2019]], he [[Deleted fucking everything]]. His [[Deleting Your YouTube Videos|shitty series was no longer plaguing]] the Jewtubes, his social media accounts were [[Baleeted|sent to]] [[oblivion]], and best of all, his discord was [[Hax|breached]] and cleared by an anonymous benefactor. Almost a year later, he [[Flounce|shows up again]] under a third rebranding "[[Peanuts|snoopythe3rd]]" (more like [[Not funny|PoopyTheTurd]] LOL), which was [[G2G|quickly abandoned]] after the rest of the Ohana (then renamed to the [[SpongeBob|Peenie Weenie]] club) broke off, at which point he [[Go fuck yourself|ditched]] Youtube completely in favor of a streaming service called [[SNCA|Kick]] (also known as [[Poverty|Po' Man's]] [[Twitch]]) and began using his present dual monikers "UnknownMark.exe" and "vypre7" as well as changing his powerword to "[[IKEA|Mark Gustavsson]]", deadnaming his old powerword like an abused [[Tranny|Troonager]] in a strict [[Islam|Muslim]] household.

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==The Ohana==
[[File:GordonBSOD.jpg|thumb|right|250px|PROOF: Gordon is a computer genius!]]
The Ohana originally started as a collective on [[DeviantART]] sometime after [[2012|the supposed end of the world]]. As you'd expect, it was a group of autists and Tartlets who were glued together by one mutual interest: FUCKING [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]]! Two of its members, Jose and Shel, who were both [[dumb]] enough to be [[Hurr|friends with]] this neckbeard, decided to [[Mistake|include him]] in the Ohana orgyparty. During his time there, he acted like he was the [[King of the Weeaboos|king of the fucking world]], frequently [[R9gay|berating and shunning away]] the male members and making [[Asking For It|creepy advances]] towards the females because we all know Gordon is into [[GOTIS]] bitches and only joined the Ohana to get himself some hairy, smelly, [[Belle Delphine|gamer girl pussy]], aside from [[Quickscoping|OWNING NEWBZ]] and [[Rage|angrily berating]] his fellow Ohana congregates in [[TF2]] and [[Super Smash Bros]]. There was also an incident where he called his friends a bunch of [[niggers]] in a fit of tard rage after trying to install [[Linux]] on his [[Windows]]-based [[Battlestation]] <s>like a complete dumbass</s> because HEZ A [[I have an IQ of 140|CUMPYEWTOR GEENEEUZ]] LOLZORZ!

[[File:GordonTantrumComic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Tartlet's depiction of how Gordon throws a temper tantrum.]]
He eventually got involved in a [[Orgy|Polyamorous relationship]] with Shel and a few other members of this collective, who he also recruited as part of a writing team for Seasons 7-8 of his shitty Error series ("team" is an overstatement, as their ideas were never used because Boltybitch wanted things [[Burger King|his way]]). He frequently [[Domestic violence|abused]] the fuck out of this relationship, the reasons being that there were [[Not gay|other dudes]] involved (ew), and because he wanted to [[Bukkake|hog the females]] all to himself so he could fulfill his [[Wishful thinking|fantasies]] of becoming [[Unrealistic Expectations|an IRL]] [[Harem Comedy|harem]] [[Animu|ANIMAY]] [[otaku|protag]]. His long string of [[bullshit]] eventually caused this relationship to crumble down like the [[9/11|WTC]] <s>[[JEWS DID WTC|thanks to the]] [[jews]]</s>, marking the final step towards him attaining doomer status.

<big>{{quote|I'm done. I'm leaving this godforsaken existence. Fuck all of you.|Gordon's last post on his DeviantShit}}</big>

[[File:Gordon2016.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Accurate depiction of Boltybaby being miserable as usual.]]
Back in [[At least 100 years ago|the yesterday time of 2019]], Shel ([[accidentally]]) sent a [[Hate Speech|long-ass message]] to Gordon [[Truth|calling him a Grade-A faggot]], making him so [[depressed]] that he decided to attempt [[an hero]] for the first time. Literally every single faggot in the Ohana became [[PostSecret|alerted to his wanting to die]], and soon his efforts were thwarted. He spent the next three days trapped inside a [[Creepypasta/The Holders|padded cell]] in a [[Bondage|straitjacket]] (with his disgusting [[ass]] exposed so the [[Pedobear|orderlies]] can easily "[[Anal rape|treat]]" him) in a [[insane|happy home]], deprived of internet and [[Chickenshit|chicken nuggets]]. He was eventually let go after being told by the staff to [[Grow up|grow the fuck up]], which he obviously [[Lolwut?|didn't take note of]] because [[Yes|advice is gay]].

The Ohana eventually turned into a [[Civil War|Republicans-versus-Democrats-type situation]]. Jose, Shel, G, and Blade had the [[common sense]] to [[G2G|ditch the Ohana]] and distance themselves, while Anna, Kodi, "Best" Rob, Milo, and Damon [[BRB Joining ISIS|stayed together]] because they're the kinds of autists who [[Asking for it|easily forgive]].

==Peenie Weenie Club==
The successor to the Ohana, and what was initially intended to be some [[Keemstar|crappy podcast]]. Founded by Gordon and his ass-kisser Blazi, they included some members of the broken Ohana, while Kodi, "Best" Rob, and Damon chose to stay on the sidelines, obviously knowing better than to make contact with Gordon but at the same time not wanting to [[Showing Animals Respect and Kindness|hurt the delicate feelings]] of the gullible friends who [[WTF|took pity]] on him.

This predictably didn't last long, and soon, the Weenies broke up permanently. The deets are as of yet unknown, but it can be assumed that Gordon threw [[Lol|yet another]] [[Sperg|temper tantrum]] at Milo and Anna, causing them to retreat back into their other friends' circle like a bunch of [[cock]]roaches. Milo and Damon still (for some bullshit reason) kept in touch with Blazi, while Gordong was pretty much left [[Dying Alone|friendless]] and began [[Stalking|cyberstalking]] under a new name "vypre7". The others quickly caught on to his antics, leading to Damon having a panic attack and calling his neckbeard ass out while the rest of the party cockblocked his ass.

[[File:DamonMentalBreakdownAtGordon.png|center|400px]]

A couple of months later, the side-orgy gets into a [[Joe Biden|political scuffle]] involving Anna and Damon because it turns out Damon is a [[Democrat|progressive]] [[SJW]] snowflake as opposed to Anna being a [[Republican|pure]], [[Hole|holy]], [[Christian]] [[fangirl]] of that super-amazing Badass mothafucka' [[The Donald]], breaking that circlejerk apart much the same way and leading to Milo and Damon crawling back to Jose and Shel with their [[Fellatio|heads]] tucked [[Sorry Day|between their own buttcheeks]].

[[File:DamonOffendedAtRepublican.png|center|400px]]

==Deadbeat [[Anthony Merino|Rent-A-Cop]] Job==
[[File:GordonDarbyMallCop.jpg|thumb|right|150px|CUMING SOON: Gordon Darby [[Mallcore|Mall Cop]]!]]
After the passing of his elderly pedophile father, Gordon was left in a dilemma. All he wanted to do in life was sit on his fat ass playing [[Doom 4|Doom 2016]] all while being a general asshole, but he had to concede the horrifying truth that he needed to get a fucking job (unlike your unemployed ass), and so he applied for a position as a deadbeat Rent-A-[[Cop]] at a [[Costco|Wholesale Store]], a [[Federal Reserve|Bank]], and a [[Microsoft]] [[Security Faggots|Data Center]], where he would do nothing but [[Masturbation|wank off]] to [[surveillance]] tapes of the [[Sick fuck|women's bathroom stalls]] whenever he wasn't [[Loiter Squad|standing at the front entrance]] looking like a [[piece of shit]]. During this time, he got into IRL political and religious sissy fights with a co-worker, harassed a [[Chris-chan/People#Barbara_Chandler_.28Mother.29|senile old lady]] at the store, and even developed an addiction to <s>[[cocaine]]</s> [[Caffeine|G-Fuel]], causing him to have an [[anxiety]] attack and being rushed to the hospital where he ended up filing for [[Boo boo|medical leave]] <s>so he'd have more time for [[vidya]] and getting [[fat]] off of [[MrBeast]] Burger</s>. Lucky for Boltybitch, his [[Boss Nigger|boss wasn't a tough bastard]] and approved it. However, he eventually got [[fired]] after six months of absence, all because he, with the [[Retard|cranial capacity]] of his [[Hitler|left testicle]], changed his [[Cellphone|phone number]] and completely forgot to notify his [[Final Boss of the Internet|boss]].

SnoopyPoopy [[Ragequit|never sought]] another job<s> since...</s> until about a year later when he applied for the same position again. Let's see how long he'll be able to keep that job until he inevitably fucks up again... >;)

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==GoFundMe Scam==

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[[File:GordonShit1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Even his sibling hates him!]]

As mentioned before, Gordon fucking hated it in Arizona, despite being surrounded by a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|cushy life]] where he got [[Vidya|everything]] [[McDonald's|he]] [[Pr0nz|ever]] [[Internet|wanted]] and with a [[family]] that [[Child Abuse|still gave a shit]] about their hopeless son. He would frequently use his hatred for Arizona to [[Gimme Pizza|extort money]] from other people, which he would claim the money is for his "escape", but would instead [[Chris-Chan|burn it on computer parts, gaming equipment, and other frivolous crap]]. As soon as he lost all of his friends, he and his Gay Lover Blazi started a [[Miss Scarlett|GoFundMe]] to get him out of Arizona, crossing their fingers that some <s>sucker</s> rando would stumble across their [[Slaton Sisters|GoFundMe]] page and donate an exorbitant amount to help Darbytard <s>buy [[moar]] toyz</s> escape from [[Your mom|his bitch mother]] and the rest of his [[cuckservative]] family.
=== Remnants of the GoFundMyBadHabits scam ===
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File:BlaziGoFundMe1.jpeg|thumb|Take one
File:BlaziGoFundMe2.jpeg|thumb|Take two
File:BlaziGoFundMe3.jpeg|thumb|Take three
File:BlaziGoFundMe4.jpeg|thumb|OMG WHEN DOES IT END!
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Gordon's mother [[Oh noes|caught on]] with the [[Jenny McDermott|GoFundMe scam]] and eventually, that shit was [[Abandonware|abandoned]] after her asshole son's most recent [[Kill Yourself|self-deletion]] attempt (see "V& Again" below). The only real donation they've ever received was five dollars from a troll or a gullible retard. Everything else was [[Nothing of value was lost|nothing ventured, nothing gained]].

The page is still up if anybody wants to donate a penny under the name "[[LULZ|Gordon Darby's Dead Faggot Father]]". ;)

==Gordon's Gay Lover(s)==
Despite being a [[virgin]] [[Virgin with rage|with rage]], Gordonigger managed to woo quite a few people within his circlejerk ([[Truth|unlike you]], [[fuckface]]!), namely...

[[File:BlaziBucktooth.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Blazi's ugly fuckin' IRL mug.]]
==== Blazi ====
{{Dying|[[Diabetes|Fat]]}}

'''Blazikenpwnsyou''' (Powerword: Alexander Denny) is Gordon's [[Teeth|buck-toothed]] [[White knight|ass-kisser]] from Bloomington, [[Illinois]]. He looks like a [[Hollywood]] boulevard [[Donald Trump]] impersonator if he headbutted a [[cow]] and got [[Down syndrome]] from it, no doubt dooming him to a life of no bitches. This is especially noticeable with his [[imaginary girlfriend]] Billie, an OC who's been specifically designed to cater to Blazitard's fucked-up fetishes. First and foremost, LaziBlazi designed her so that every piece of attire she wears shows her [[Pantsu|panties]]. No pants, no skirt, just full fuckin' [[Underwear|commando]]. He also has fetishes for enlarged [[Tits and ass|TNA]], [[vaginas]], and [[Scat|feminine discharge]] on his face. He once asked for a [[Pregnant Loli|prego]] commission of Billie [[Pregnophile|giving birth]] and sliding the [[Babyfuck|newborn fetus along his dick]] using her Miigina. But this section ain't about her; this is about the LADA-ridden [[fat]] fuck who's, to date, been the only person to ever [[Gay|truly love]] the Arizona Doomer. Despite this, his love for Gordon has not stopped him from tugging his nasty, foreskin-laden [[Penis|weenus]] to Billie every now and then. He also likes taking pictures of his pecker and photoshopping transparent images of [[Pokemon]] riding on the tippy-top of it since Blazikenfuckspikachu is never gonna stick his wiener into the [[pooper]] of any actual living, breathing creature (and neither will [[you]] ROFLMAO). He posts his Gmod fetish shit on his [https://www.pillowfort.social/Blazikenpwnsyou Pillowfort.]

Like Gorilla gordon before him, he also has his own Error series, which is even more unfunny and chock full of autistic "storytelling" that you forget it even has a story to begin with. And since Blazi is Gordong's dick-kisser, he's obviously going to antagonize the people on his shitlist, especially Jose and Shel, whom he seems to have the biggest hateboners for.

[[File:BlaziBillie.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Billie, Blazi's badly designed OC, traced into his own childish "[[Shit|style]]".]]
Even after all the shit Gordon put him through, Blazi still stuck with him through [[Foreskin|thick 'n thin]] and remains his friend to this day. Gordon would often manipulate him by talking about how terrible his mother is, obviously twisting stories in his favor kinda like [[China]] denying the existence of [[Taiwan]]. These stories were quick to make Blazi infuriated, causing him to make long-ass rants calling Gordon's bitch mother out for her supposed bad treatment of his [[Princess Molestia|distressed damsel]] of a "boyfriend".

Just like with the [[Laura Kate Dale|GoFundMe scam]], Gordonigger's mother caught on and LOL'd her ass off, causing Blazi to feel [[Scared kitty|intimidated]] enough to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|baaaaalete]] the rants. Thankfully, we fine folk at ED were able to capture snippets of the jibber-jabber he [[Shit|shat]] out of his crusty, unwiped, diabetic [[ass]].
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==== Jack Daniels ====
'''[[Alcohol|Jack Daniels]]''' (Powerword: Jack Daniels) is Gordon's only true bestest best best best best best friend in [[Za warudo|the whole wide world]]. Gordon turned to Jack after his Lardass ex-girlfriend [[Break up|dumped him]], and ol' Jacky-boy did his best to pull Darbytardy through some [[First World Problems|tough times]]. Unfortunately, he couldn't pull him through Shel's [[Fuck you|hurtful words]] driving him to [[How to become an hero|suicide]], nor could he pull him through the remaining members of the Ohana [[GTFO|ostracising him]].

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==== Fireball, White Claw, and other drinks ====
Friend of Jack, but [[meh|nothing more]] than an acquaintance to Gordon. He likes to wash down his Jack with a lil' bit of Fireball and/or White Claw. He even considered giving this other drink called Everclear a try but [[never]] actually did (just like how you never actually got a girlfriend despite consideration, LOL). Darbybitch was also known to drink [[SNCA|Smirnoff]] whenever he wasn't [[Blowjob|swiggin']] on Jack.

[[File:GordonsSexyGirlfriend.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Gordincel's GF in the flesh.]]
==== [[IBM]] Keyboard ====
The very object that took Gordon's virginity. Blazibitch bought this shit for him back in 2019 for Valentine's Day (three months before his [[Suicide|audition for that year's Golden iPod Awards]]), to help him alleviate himself of his [[Herpes|blueballitis]]. This isn't bullshit; he started by pressing his dick on the numpad, then started slowly sliding it across the rest of the keys, bringing him to orgasm faster than all the imaginary sex he used to have with his [[Boyfriend-free girl|fugly ex-girlfriend]] on Skype. He would do this constantly, as the sounds of the keys being pressed stimulated his peepee. Definitely a good investment!

==== G-Fuel-Chan ====
Milo drinks things like [[Monster cock|Monster]] or Red Bull, and since Gordon believes that [[Spending too long on the internet|doing things that are the opposite]] of [[Troll|someone you hate]] is the best way to get revenge, started going out with this [[Crack Epidemic|powdered]] chick named G-Fuel-Chan. G-Fuel-Chan went in Gordon's mouth, and [[Goatse|up his butt]], not only because of his hatred for the aforementioned energy drinks per association, but because he also believed it would [[Romans|enlargen his penus]]. Later [[Never Drinking Again|dumped G-Fuel-Chan]] after being admitted to the hospital for an [[Seizure|anxiety attack]], which in turn got him fired from his job as a deadbeat [[Moderator|rent-a-cop]].

==Gordon's Shitlist==
[[File:GordonNeverGotThis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Gordon and Anna after another satisfying session of internet sex.]]
*'''AnnaTheGameGirl/Nebulanna''' - Gordon's [[Fugly|fat n' ugly]] ex-girlfriend, entitled [[Karen]], regular at [[Fast Food|Culvers]], talentless Tartlet, and avid supporter of that great man [[Donald Drumpf|The Donald]]. Her role in the Ohana was... pitiful. Frequently did free art commissions, [[Role-playing|Tickle RPs]], and tons of [[Cyber Rape|other questionable shit]] with Gordong except [[Tits or GTFO|sending]] him [[n00dz]] (BCUZ SHEEZ KRISHTAN). And whenever he would throw an [[E-Tantrum]] at his circlejerk, she would always try to convince the other members to [[We Apologize|help her throw him a]] [[Pity Sex|pity party]] like an obsessed, overdramatic housewife with [[Stockholm Syndrome]], and would have a [[Hissy Fit|panic attack]] whenever they said no to her. Finally had the guts to dump Gordon's hairy ass in 2019, leading to his [[Alcoholism]] and even being a key factor in his first [[Pseudocide|An Hero attempt]].
[[File:GordonShittyAriEdit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|One of Gordon's edits to Ari's little kid comments.]]
*'''Ari''' - Some piece of GOTIS [[Jailbait]] that constantly got into [[Internet sissy fight|internet sissy fights]] with Gordon, because we all know that all manchildren are prone to getting into [[Shitting Dick Nipples|Keyboard Wars]] with actual children OTI, provided of course they haven't developed [[Onision|predatory]] tendencies with them, which Arizona Neckbeard thankfully [[Lie|didn't]] with this bitch (or maybe he did, IDK).
*'''Bladehero22/MysticBlade''' - Someone Gordon used to go to school with and another former member of the Ohana, as stated previously. Much like Jose and Shel, he cut Vypervert's ass off after seeing how much of a greaseball he's been molded into. Before all that, he constantly let himself get jumped on and used as a meat shield by his "[[Lie|childhood friend]]" because he knew how delusional Gordon was and took pity on him (much like everybody else did and how Blazi still does).
*'''Damon/Dee''' - Another talentless tartlet, 1337 [[HAXED|HAX0R]] who broke into Boltybaby's abandoned discord, and [[Offended|internet vigilante against]] the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|hate machine]] who clearly didn't get the memo that [[Truth|picking on children and autistic people OTI is actually pretty cool]]. Just as prone to panic attacks as Anna, and much like the other males in the Ohana, was constantly [[Foot Fetish|stepped on]] by Supreme Emperor Gordon. Was recently outed for pedophilia along with his [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|troony]] lover Milo and has a habit of forgiving Blazi for fucking shit up.
*'''Daxter5150''' - As stated before, Gordontard used to be a fan of this shitty Youtube group and used to congregate with two of its members in the Ohana circlejerk. When the shit hit the fan back in 2019, he made them his [[hatefag|sworn enemies]] like a butthurt little kid who got told on by a [[Concerned Parent]] and tried numerous times to upstage them, plagiarize them, and even defame them only for each attempt to fall flat and him to be [[Threatening suicide|driven to An Hero]] immediately afterward.
**'''[[Florida|Jose]]''' - The only original member of the channel, the person who used to be [[Fangirl|idolized]] to all [[hell]] by Gordon, and the one who deprived him of his 2019 [[Golden iPod]] award. Was often (but not always) spared from any harsh treatment from Darbaby during his time in the Ohana, but eventually got a big fat "fuck you" from him as a thanks for saving his life. He's also really fucking fugly, as pretty much all [[Cuba|Cubanos]] are.
**'''[[New Zealand|Shel]]''' - Gordon's relationship with Anna did not stop him from [[Misogyny|making advances]] on other GOTIS bitches. And despite Shel being just as fugly as her Spic boyfriend, she was nevertheless still among the unfortunate ladies to get picketed for [[Sex by association|peepee stimulation]] by Gordon and had to constantly put up with him [[Angery|freaking out]] at her, with the worst incident being during a TF2 session, probably because she was better at the game than him. Also constantly owned his ass at Smash and PuyoTet, with the latter being used on a crusty Windows 7 dinosaur computer. Sent him a [[Nobody likes you|mean message]] in 2019, causing the Ohana to shrink down (like [[Micropenis|ur penis]] LOLOLOLOLOL) and making him want to [[Kill Yourself|kill himself]].
**'''The other members''' - Meanwhile, he harbored a deep hatred for Shawn and Flynn, the other two members of the channel, simply because they were [[The Best|better]] friends to Jose and Shel than he ever was. Shawn is a [[Trailer Park Boys|half-Canukistani]] nerd from [[New York]], while Flynn is a [[Injun|Feather nigger]] and [[Sega]] fanboy from [[California]] (ironically the same state where Gordon was born). All things considered, those two, and pretty much every other former member of the channel, did the right fucking thing and [[Ain't nobody got time for that|stayed out]] of the Ohana.
[[File:GordonGayKissTheSims.jpg|thumb|right|175px|The Sims screenshot that started his [[Homophobia|gayphobia]], despite him being an [[Streisand Effect|SJW snowflake]].]]
*'''GWizard777 ([[Good Korea|Good Rob]])''' - Of all the male members of the Ohana, this guy was the one Gordon pushed around the most. Like Blade, Darbytard constantly made him his butt-monkey and even made several unfunny, depreciating jokes about him in his videos, all because of a screenshot depicting them kissing each other in [[The Sims]]. At first, G thought it was nothing more than juvenile teasing and dismissed it, but became more and more [[Sus|weary]] of his bullshit as time kept growing (unlike your penis LOLOLOLOL). Was the first to [[G2G|leave]] the Ohana before Gordong's first attempt to [[Shotgun mouthwash|commit die]] in 2019 and managed to convince everyone else except Blazi to GTFO out of there. Unfortunately, he couldn't convince Anna, Damon, Kodi, Milo, and the other Rob to stay away from Gordonigger as soon as he [[Flounce|returned]].
*'''LandmarkSpring/DealingOctoling ([[Best Korea|Best Rob]])''' - Now, this guy's [[Yes|DEFINITELY]] a Grade-A faggot, seeing how he's a [[Canada|Canuckistani]] with a taste for children and RP personas. Was the [[Boyfriend|foybriend]] of Kodi before she decided not to give him her [[tits|hairy nipples]] & [[Pussy|coochie]] and dumped his ass, pretty much reducing him to the status of an [[MGTOW|incel nobody]] who needs to [[Suicidechan|do the world a favor]], and we don't mean in [[You fail it|the ways]] that Gordontard tried...
*'''Maudiewanna50/Seth''' - Some annoying kid on the internet from back in 2013-15 whose antics inspired a plethora of GoAnimate grounded vids getting made out of him. Threatened to kill Gordon in his sleep and snip off his peener in a Skype voice message, but since he was a dumb little kid, he didn't actually go through with it. This still did, however, make Gordon angry enough to dedicate several episodes of his shitty Error series to antagonizing Seth and even shat out crappy Grounded vids out of him. About a year later, Daxter5150 made their own Grounded series out of Seth, and it was [[Lie|way better]] than Gordong's.
*'''Milo''' - Another (YOU GUESSED IT) former member of the Ohana and [[Youtube Poop|ex-Youtube Pooper]]. Became [[FTM]] sometime after leaving the group, obviously upsetting Gordon. Angry from being deprived of GOTIS pussy once again, Gordon begins harassing Milo OTI using the same, rehashed "I'm going to [[Anal rape|rape]] you" threats taken from 2010's-era raging [[Xbox Live]] [[Tryhard|tryhards]], and even demanding <s>she</s> he [[Never|go back]] to being female. When Milo cut him off for the last time (after Gordonigger announced plans to move to [[Alabama]] to live with <s>her</s> him and Damon but they said LOLNO), Gordon made yet another failed attempt to [[Kurt Cobain|exhaust his own lifelines]] (see "V& Again" below). Also is quick to easily forgive Blazi every time he fucks up.
*'''Pixelboid/Kodi''' - Revulsive GOTIS Tartlet with hairy nipples, a nasty coochie, a [[Shotacon]] complex, and Gordon's fat ex-girlfriend's ex-bestie from the [[United Kingdom|land of buck-teeth and Fish n' Chips]]. Was yet another object of Gordontard's "[[Raep|affections]]" before she predictably stopped being friends with him upon his breakup with Anna. Friendship ended with Anna after the both of them got outed for "[[stealing]]" OCs that they probably drew and/or helped design.
*'''[[UTTP]]''' - Yes, Gordonfag was yet another victim of the [[Tommy Parky|UTubeFailPolice]] hurting his delicate feelings. Had a hate boner for one of its members, Stephen Larson in particular, not just for his association with the UTTP, but because he was a [[Philippines|Pinoy]], certifying Gordon as a [[KKK|grand wizard]] in addition to a [[God Hates Fags|fag killer]].
*'''[[Your Mom|His Own Mother]]''' - In case it wasn't already made clear, Yes. Darbytard hates the supposedly vile witch that projectile [[Birth Control|shat him]] into this world. Not because she was [[CP|physically or emotionally abusive]] or any of that, but because she made him and the rest of the family move to the Arizona desert to care for his [[Old|aging]], right-wing, Christian [[Lemonparty|Grandfather]], to help them get more in touch with our lord n' savior Jesus Christ, and to offer their support for that badass pussygrabber who's saving America: [[Bad Vlad|The Donald]]! Gordincel, having been tainted by [[ZOG|SJW brainwashing]], does not like any of this, and since he's too [[lazy]] and entitled to do anything, he can only resort to [[Cry|bitching and whining]] about how much he hates his wrinkly hunk of [[MILF|leftovers]] of a mother.

==[[V&]] Again==
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Around the end of September 2023, Gordonsperg realized his GoFundMe scam, his [[Cocktease|sexual advances]] towards Milo, and pretty much his entire [[life]] now that we think about it, wasn't going anywhere at this point, and he made another failed attempt at [[Kys|self-delete]]. His butt-boy Blazi was the first to find out what his shemale princess was gonna do to himself and [[Reportfag|DIALED FUCKING EVERYBODY]] within Gordon's vicinity to come to his rescue. Fortunately for those involved, the fat fuck was, as usual, in [[ROFLMAO|no immediate danger]], and he was soon strapped into the [[Waaaambulance]] and hauled off to the nuthouse, <s>where he's gonna spend the next 90 days to a year [[Prison rape|taking it up the ass]] from the [[Bubba|creepy orderlies]]. Reap what you sow, faggot!</s> DISREGARD THAT, THEY JUST KEPT HIM FOR THREE DAYS LIKE LAST TIME. Feel free to whine about him not being [[Almost raped|held longer]] in the discussion tab.
[[File:GordonShit2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gordongs's online butt-boy's Facebook post about saving his life (worded as if he was Roleplaying).]]
Around the same time, LazyBlazi exchanged [[Discord]] messages with [[Gullible|Damon]], claiming that he's "[[Lie|breaking up]]" with Darbyemo for a year, meaning that he didn't completely break up with his fat ass for the last and final time as he should've and <s>is gonna get back together with him on precisely September 22nd [[2024 Eclipse|2024]], provided Gordon the Tasmanian Devil doesn't [[Never going to happen|'successfully' off himself]] by then</s> LOL he predictably got back in touch with him shortly after because he suffers from severe Stockholm Syndrome and enjoys the taste of Arizona Cactus Cock.
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Shel, still bitter about how she was constantly stepped on by Supreme Emperor Gordonipple, found out about Blazi reconnecting with him after browsing through shitty art on [[Google]], then remembered how Blazi flunked an Art class in school and decided to use his crappy [[Gmod]] "artwork" as references, leading her to Blazi's page on a late-2000's-esque [[Bolt|Myspace clone]] called SpaceHey, which was obscure enough to keep LaziBlazi and Darbytard under the radar. Or so they thought...

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It wouldn't be long until Milo and Damon discovered this and called Blazi's diabetic ass out over it, even though they should've done the right thing and told him to go eat his imaginary girlfriend's [[Pamperchu|diapers]]. Why they chose not to break away from his fat ass is anybody's [[Welp|guess]].

==Fur-Trooning Out==
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On August 27th 2024, Gordon, having been drained entirely of all his sanity, has officially [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|rejected his humanity]] and masculinity. Lord only knows whether or not he's gonna buy a fursuit and bring that shit to work with him...

==Doomer's Gallery==
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File:ArizonaDoomer.png
File:BlaziMyspaceCloneInspectTool.png|A more ideal edit of LaziBlazi's <s>Myspace</s> SpaceHey.
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File:BoltHeartRippedOut.png|Being DARK AND EDGY.
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File:vypreeatingass.jpg|As if anyone or anything would be willing to eat his hairy, smelly ass.
File:BoltBackInTheDay.jpg|Bolt, back in the good ol' days.
File:BoltEvenYounger.jpg|An even younger Bolt, after having been [[Raep|violated]] by Maudiewannashitty.
File:GordonsHouse.jpg|HIS DOX
File:GordonMoney.jpg
File:BoltFedoraFag.jpg|I came to PWN N00BZ and Fuck Bitches, and I'm gonna fail at both!
File:JailbaitConfession1.jpg|Part 1 of some trooner talking about how Gordon molested <s>him</s> <s>her</s> them.
File:JailbaitConfession2.jpg|Part 2
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== See also ==
*[[Bipolar Disorder]] - Being a closet emo, Darbytard suffers from this.
*[[BPD]] - Another one of Gordong's behavioral traits.
*[[Camhead]] - Did the same shit but realized the error of his ways and left the internet to embrace real life (unlike you, faggot!)
*[[Depression]] - Crutch to get what he wants.
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - Gordonipple if he was a Portuguese Logofag.
*[[Dying Alone]] - It has been prophecized that Gordon will be all alone in his last moments of life as he lays motionless crying himself to permanent sleep.
*[[EDP445]] - Gordonigger if he was a- well... nigger! XD
*[[Glitchlov]] - Gordon look-a-like who thankfully didn't make this page.
*[[Golden iPod]] - The greaseball's long-sought prize of his dreams, and what he's likely to achieve soon (and you too, hopefully).
*[[Homeless]] - Gordon's future, provided he hasn't killed himself or got sent to a sperghouse by then.
*[[Incel]] - What he's been reduced to.
*[[Joey The Autist]] - Dramatic re-enactment of what Boltybitch puts his mother through on a daily basis.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - Long lost brother?
*[[Le wrong generation]]
*[[MediaFan2008]] - [[England|Jolly ol' Gordon if 'is doiet conshishtid o' Fish 'n Chips & Tea Toime.]]
*[[Pansexual]] - Claims to be one, but is actually [[Straight|Rapesexual]].
*[[RAGE]] - Something Gorilla Gordon is prone to if he doesn't get his way.
*[[Rape]] - What he never got to do, but probably roleplayed with Anna.
*[[Vyond]] - Used this to make grounded vids out of people who hurt his feelings.

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*[https://twitter.com/starpastiche/status/1487651306361786372 Twitter rant from another troon that Gordon wanted to get with.]
*<s>[https://www.tumblr.com/bolts-w1th0ut-nuts Whole ass Tumblr dedicated to putting Darbybaby on welfare for the rest of his life.]</s> (gone)

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ProfessorPoopyButthole:

[[Image:420wordfilterpwnt.png|thumb|____filters can be [[pwnt]] with Cyrillic lookalikes for the [[Latin]] alphabet, found in Character Map.]]
____filters remove awful ____s such as fuck, shit, cunt and piss. Throughout time there has been much debate over which ____s are more offensive than others. The FCC exists solely to bitch and moan about which ____s are worse than others. One thing is certain: [[Noone]] cares.

____filters caused much [[lulz]] during [[AllAbout-SP|The Great #ed AllAbout-SP Raid]] when common ____s were changed to funnier ____s like [[NIGGER]] and I LUV FAGGOTS.

==Websites that commonly use ____filters:==
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===[[4chan]]===
[[Image:Boxxy redirects to warning page.png|thumb|"boxxy" is no longer ____filtered, nor b& filtered. [[Boxxy]] posting ban lifted in June 2010.]] Moot brought in some ____filters again as of May 5, 2011, though those only worked on /b/. Those ____filters were removed as of Feburary 14th, 2012. <strike>The cuckold faggot decided to reintroduce the ____filters onto /pol/ as of December 7, 2014.</strike> Gone again.
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*vagina > {{wordfilter|text=VAGINA|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}} †
*VAGINA > {{wordfilter|text=VAGINA|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}} †
*vision > bears (oh my!) †
*win > ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!! †
*white > goy †
*years > decades †
*ZOMG > Zoomj †
*" " > "" (empty character normally used to triforce)

*EPINSPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPIPENIS
EPINIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPENISEPNPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSIIEINSPENIS
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====[[Ban|B&]]====
[[Image:4chan Marius Spix autoban.png|thumb|'''PROTIP:''' post "Marius Spix" in /b/]]
These following ____s ____filter into a b&:
*anontalk.com > ban (1 day) †
*blogtv.com > ban (Running a virus?!?!) †
*boxxy > ban (warning) †
*emma watson nudes > ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*[[Imma_Let_You_Finish|Yo X I'm really happy for you]] > 5 days ban (for posting Kanye West bullshit) †
*Justin.tv > ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*[[lockerz]] > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*on.nimp.org > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*Post ending in > ban †
*prove me wrong > 3 days ban †
*uploading.com > ban (for posting referral links)†
*hands free fapping > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url)(wtf why?) †
*thechive.com > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*very young girls > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*chaturbate.com > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url) †
*Marius Spix > 2 week ban (your post contained banned text)
*1997 Norman Avery > 2 week ban (your post contained banned text)
*basedjak.party > 3 day ban (your post contained banned text)
*[[Isabella_Loretta_Janke|2408 Mac Davis Ln]] > 2 week ban (your post contained banned text)
*soyjak.party > 3 day ban (your post contained banned text)

===[[Aspies|4chon]]===
*[[Russia|.ru]] > herp
*[[420chan]] > dank hippy syndrome
*[[4chon.net]] > gay [[hipster]] gangbang
*4chon(.)net > DAISIES
*[[7chan]] > The Nixon Administration
*[[711chan]] > [[swineflu]]
*[[butthurt]] > buttraged
*[[cum]] > buttranch
*[[ddos]] > DerpDerpOS
*[[faggot]] > classy gentleman
*penis > {{wordfilter|text=PENIS}}
*NekoArc > NejoArc
*[[nigger]] > {{wordfilter|text=MAGICAL UNICORN}}
*[[twitter|twitter.com]] > [[lemonparty|lemonparty.org]]

===[[7chan]]===
*[[4chan]] > <strike>4-NIGGERTITS-CHAN †</strike> NIGGERTITS † (blacklisted as spam)
*a > an †
*Allah > Megatron †
*boyfriend > grandpa †
*Christ > Prime †
*excellent > [[Image:Billandted.jpg]] †
*fag > pony †
*[[faggot]] > <STRIKE>[[spider expert]] †</STRIKE> freemason †
*faggot(s) > Pony Princess(es) †
*[[faggotry]] > Arachnology †
*faggotry > <strike>Pony Princessry †</strike> freemasonry †
*fourchan > NOGGERTOTS †
*[[fuck]] > <strike>flop †</strike> airwolf †
*[[get]] > dicks †
*girlfriend > grandma †
*[[god]] > [[Bob Ross]] †
*hack > stupid †
*http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch > http://www.encyclopedianewfagia.com †
*invites > GLOBAL PERMABAN †
*[[Jesus]] > Optimus †
*lol > shit in my mouth †
*lulz > FAIL † (blacklisted)
*newfag > novice equestrian †
*[[Prove me wrong]] > I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT †
*[[rage]] > take it easy †
*raid > furpile †
*suck my cock > join me in a riveting game of chess †
*suck my dick > join me in a riveting game of checkers †
*[[troll]] > stupid †
*wordfilter > cheesegrater †
*www. > fuck your links †
*.com > no really fuck your links †
*year > bridge †
====/fail/====
The following ____filters only work on 7chan's /fail/ board:
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Image:~sage.gif|<nowiki/>:sage:
Image:Nigra.gif|<nowiki/>:nigra:
Image:kfc.gif|<nowiki/>:kfc:
Image:Chicken.gif|<nowiki/>:chicken:
Image:Mudkip.gif|<nowiki/>:mudkip:
Image:Longcat.gif|<nowiki/>:longcat:
Image:Tacgnol.gif|<nowiki/>:tacgnol:
Image:7.gif|<nowiki/>:7:
Image:5.gif|<nowiki/>:5:
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===[[12chan]]===
*[[4chan]] > Niggertits
*[[cp]] > horse cocks
*[[moar]] > IAMASTUPIDIDIOTTHATCANTPOSTANORIGINALCOMMENT

===[[420chan]]===
*(blank response) > DICKS EVERYWHERE
*4chan > 4feem †
*[[4chan]] > my penis † (temporarily removed while /b/ is filled with refugees from 4chan)
*7chan > 7feem †
*12chan > I AM A PEDOPHILE
*420chan > 420feem †
*711chan > YOUR COCK CANNOT THRUST INTO MY ASSHOLE FAST ENOUGH
*blunt > dick †
*bong > cock †
*faggot > chicken nugget †
*[[GIRUGAMESH]] > OH PLEASE FUCK ME IN THE EYE
*[[Habbo]] > Colette†
*[[nigger]] > jolly african american †
*[[nigger]]s > african americans
*[[WHEN I WAS]] > BAN ME PLEASE
*[[Deviantart]] > I am a 12 year old girl with confidence issues and a list of strange fetishes longer than my psychiatrist bills
*good vibes > SLAYER
*wordfilter(s)/word filter(s) > Cat Planet(s)
*4chan > The Future
*summerfag > HELP ME I'M SHITPOSTING

===[[711chan]]===
* <s>(Blank response) > JEWS EVERYWHERE</s> LOL WE FORGOT HOW TO DO IT
* 4chan > the gay bar
* 7chan > SPICDICKS
* 55chan > BRAZILIAN BATCH OF ANAL TROLLS
* 315chan > Biggest fucking pile of shit ever
* 420chan > HORRIBLE PILE OF SWEATY GARDEN GNOMES
* 888 > [[Image:Swastika.gif]]
* ANONIB > LOLCOCKS
* black > BROWN SKIN †
* brother > RETARDED DONKEY CHILD
* cancer > Swine Flu
* DICK BUTT > VAGINA TITS
* Encyclopedia Dramatica > blacklisted; 1 hour ban
* faggot > BEEKEEPER
* faggotry > BEEKEEPING
* FBI > Mossad
* Get > faggotface
* insurgen.cc > partyvan.info
* Juggalo > [[Image:711flashing bar.gif]]
* moralfag > [[Image:jewfilter.gif]]
* newfag > n00byp4nts
* nigger > SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST
* pedo > valued citizen
* pedophile > valued citizen
* penis > OCTOFUCKERPOTATOCANNON
* post > tweet
* PTHC > PLEASE BAN ME I'M A HUGE FUCK UP
* Sage > Shut up sean
* scientologist > Israeli
* Scientology > <s>hanar</s> <s>Enkindlers</s> Israel
* Shit > Awesome †
* sister > RETARDED DONKEY CHILD
* troll > [[image:troll.png]]
* winzy > SHITCOCKS †
* wordfilter > Word-abortion
* xenu > <s>enkindler</s> Zoidberg

===[[888chan]]===
* 711chan > Aids Ridden Communist Era Eastern European Penis Pump
* bro > Professor †
* click > lick
* DDOS > SODD
* Leader > Fag-master
* link > ling
* Magoo > Selleck
* partyvan.info > insurgen.info
* penis > radioactive dong

===[[Something Awful]]===
The SA forums only filter ____s for users that aren't logged in, for example:
*Damn > drat
*Fuck > gently caress
*Fucked > hosed
*Fucking > loving
*Rape > surprise sex
*Shit > poo poo
*Shitting > making GBS threads

===[[U413]]===
(these only work on the [[Chat|chat]] channels)
*fag > rock star
*faggot > fine gentlemans
*www.encyclopediadramatica.com > a site full of little kids
*troll > lollipop
*trolling > spanking it to granny porn
*cancer > sunshine and rainbows

===[[Catiechan]]===
*[[Some argue|As far as anyone can tell]], the only filter that exists on Catiechan is [[butthurt|fat>beautiful]].† Which makes the [[admins]] at Catiechan a bunch of [[faggot]]s.

===[[soyjak.party]]===
* BBC > tbp†
* BBC > bbcoal†
* BBC > bright blue cat†
* BWC > twp†
* BWC > bwchud†
* BWC > big wet cat†
* [[Discord]] > Skype†
* eduard > kuz†
* feralteen > literal who
* gem > coal†
* HWABAG > hwnbag†
* jakparty.soy > dead site†
* Joel > Joe Biden
* kuz > Temujin the Great, Khan of the MIGHTY new Eurasian KHAGANATE- Lord Emperor of all the lands of Soyjak.party and many others†
* newfag > newGOD
* oldfag > oldCHAD
* remilia > axe wound†
* schizo > asylum patient†
* schizo > ghoul
* sharty > 4channel.org/qa/†
* sobot > axe wound†
* sobot > i'm trans btw†
* soy > onions†
* soycuck/soicuck > redditor
* TBP > tiny black puppy†
* test2 > 𝔀†
* TWP > Total Wood Protectant†
* Zuken > some nobody

Also "robux" autobans you.

===[[EDF6]]===
* dan > I FUCK KIDS
* kamen > camein

==____filters that took over/Became memes==
*The 4chan ____filter for "[[wapanese]]" was "'''weeaboo'''" which is from the webcomic [http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF071-Weeaboo.gif ''The Perry Bible Fellowship''" ]. This quickly became popular and people thought it was the actual ____ for "wapanese", "japanophile", "otaku" or any other of the terms describing your typical [[basement-dweller]] with an unhealthy obsession with anything [[Japanese]].

*The ____ "noes" in the netspeak term "[[oh noes]]!" was ____filtered in /b/ as "'''exploitable'''", so whenever someone used that term it would come out as "oh exploitable". This was eventually used as the generic term for the instant-meme image templates/cut-outs: '''[[oh exploitable]]'''.

*The ____ "egg" was filtered to "'''duck'''" on /b/ [[at least 100]] years ago in 2005, leading the word "eggroll" to become [[duckroll]], a bait image link to a duck on wheels, which eventually evolved into the [[rickroll]] we all know today.

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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=Wizardchan|imageboard_logo=[[File:Wizchan logo.png]]|date_founded=Jul 8, 2012 (old) [https://who.is/domain-history/wizardchan.org], Dec 23, 2014 (new) [https://who.is/domain-history/wizchan.org] |major_boards= [[b/|/b/]], /wiz/, /dep/ |epic_win=None|homepage=[http://wizchan.org Wizardchan]|right}}

The internet has always served as a place for the [[fat]], [[lazy]], and [[autistic|socially inept]] to call [[basement|home]]. However, with the emergence of [[social networking sites]] sites and the internet becoming more popular, this same group had retreated back into their [[hugbox|hugboxes]]. Most might assume that certain boards on [[4chan]] served as the perfect echo chamber for the socially retarded. However, there was a minority group who felt left out because they were too pathetic even for 4chan and created their own chan where the spergs can roam freely without any mean comments towards them. Thus, Wizardchan was created.

'''"Wizardchan"''' is a chan specifically for [[Permavirgin|permavirgins]] over thirty who in some instances brag to one another about having no job or friends, still living with their parents and serious suicide discussions.

== History of Wizardchan ==
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=== Normalfags conquering the home of the wizards ===
As stated before, there were quite a few boards on 4chan that spergs, losers and [[fedora]] [[neckbeard]]s considered to be THEIR home. Places like [[jp/|/jp/]] (the board for Japanese culture and media), [[a/|/a/]] (the board for anime and manga) and [[R9k|/r9k/]] (the board for frustrated and depressed singles) became home to many [[NEET|NEETs]] and [[virgins]] of 4chan.

However, around 2010 4chan and "Anonymous" got more and more attention and mainstream media coverage. Media-friendly moralfags with Guy Fawkes masks got fame for operations like [[Project Chanology]], AnonOps, [[Operation Payback]] and Occupy Wallstreet. Suddenly more people knew about "the hacker collective Anonymous" and wanted to participate, which led to them finding 4chan and starting shitposting there. Many of these newfags had nothing in common with the typical 4chan userbase or chan culture at all because they were moralfags motivated by the media-whoring moralfags they saw on TV.
After a few of those operations and media coverage, everybody and their moms knew about 4chan and wanted to be part of it.

=== Creation of Wizardchan ===
Many of the old NEET-KV spergs and fedoras on 4chan became [[butthurt|disenchanted]] because of these newfags and their constant shitposting on all of THEIR boards. They were convinced that 4chan was finally overrun by [[NORPS]] (or normalshits / normalscum / normies as they call them) and they decided they needed to form their own board, free of those cancerous newfags. An alleged 4channer and /r9k/ regular who would later become known as "Keivi" was the one who came up with the idea of "Wizardchan". So Wizardchan was born around July 2012 to give NEETs, jobless weeaboos, and [[waifu]]fags a new non-normie-infected place to call their exclusive home. The chan was named after a Japanese internet joke that says when a male virgin crosses his 30th anniversary, he will become a wizard and gain [[Harry_Potter|magical powers]].
[[File:Wiz1Anniv.png|right|thumb||Wizardchan's first anniversary]]
Wizardchan was supposed to be an imageboard for male virgins by male virgins. Unfortunately, Keivi was [[stupid|not skilled enough]] to run a website like this and he also [[luser|did not have the money]] so he needed a partner for the [[buttsecks|technical and financial aspect]]. This is where "[[faggot|Mr. Pacific]]" joined. Mr. Pacific set up the imageboard and became the first admin of Wizardchan and Keivi became the one and only moderator. Mr. Pacific was absent for most of the time and was only involved in occasional site upgrades and updates. He also installed an IRC where productive discussions were held about chan improvements and moderator related stuff. Keivi created the rules and the site logo, monitored and janitored the postings, banned shitposters and answered improvement suggestions on the internal /meta/ board. In the beginning, /wiz/ was the only board, later /v9k/ was added as a containment board for all the depressive threads that were formerly posted on /wiz/. Oldfags from this era claim that the post quantity was very small at that time but the quality of the postings was [[O RLY|phenomenal]]. Also, oldfags claim that Keivi was a perfect mod who strictly enforced rules.

Around 2013, it was revealed that Mr. Pacific was an alleged drug-dealing, homosexual furfag who lost his mana and was not interested in running the site anymore. He was no NEET anymore and became an accountant. Keivi found a new admin called "Copypaste" (today known as '''Hotwheels''' from [[8chan]]) and oldfags claim that this is where many new, immature, under 30 years old virgins (like Glaive who would later become the admin) joined and incepted Wizardchan's downfall.

=== Copypaste "ruining" Wizardchan ===
[[File:Wizardchan suicide hotline.png|thumb|The post that [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|rustled their jimmies]]]]
As described before, Keivi hired Copypaste (Powerword: Frederick Brennan. Now known as [[8ch.net|Hotwheels]]), a 19 year old [[midget]] in a [[cripple|wheelchair]] as the new admin of Wizardchan.
After copypaste took over Wizardchan, he introduced the new rule that participation on the IRC channel was mandatory for all staff members. Keivi was not a fan of this rule and opposed it, but as he was not skilled enough to run the site, there was nothing he could do about it. Later, Keivi was officially removed from the staff by copypaste, based on the ground that Keivi was absent in the IRC discussions. On July 26th, 2013, Keivi, the founder of Wizardchan created [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wizardchan#announcements/detail/2038162099566855203 a blog] about his current issues with how copypaste was administering Wizardchan. Among his complaints was the introduction of the new [[b/|/b/]] board, the site’s [[IRC]] becoming more integral part of the site, the bastardization of his original rules, and the “unchecked normalfaggotry". Oldfags claim that this era was the time when many normies started infiltrating Wizardchan and driving the quality of the chan down. It all correlated with copypaste's administration style. Keivi went on to say that the new admin was turning Wizardchan into “a hangout for normalfags like most other chans” and only cared about the quantity of the posts and not the quality.
Copypaste also got very unpopular when he decided to give all macro images that were uploaded a "Wizardchan" tag in the name. Wizards argued that this was flagrant attention-whoring.

However, at that time Copypaste on the other site claimed that he legally bought the chan from Keivi, that Keivi still hangs out within their IRC and that he did nothing wrong.
Both sides of the argument delved into calling each other “dang dirty normals". As Keivi was known as a broke cunt unable to start the chan, it is assumed that Copypaste was not lying about buying the site.
Keivi's influence on Wizardchan stopped here but some oldfags are still communicating via email with him. He claims that he is still a virgin and sometimes contacts the staff for giving them advise and support.

More drama plagued the chan, this time between Copypaste and the users. The board’s /v9k/, their /r9k/ knockoff board for wizards with sads, took a severely depressing turn. The posts went from depressive stuff about their family and life to considering becoming [[an hero]] and contemplating [[No|if their lives were worth living]]. Copypaste saw the trend of posts and posted a link at the top of board linking to Suicide Help Hotlines to prevent some users from suicide. Of course, the users weren’t going to take this new change lightly. They complained on threads about how Copypaste was a normalshit. Despite copypaste's efforts, the quantity of suicide posts on /v9k/ did not decrease much.

=== Copypaste loses his Mana ===
[[File:Copypaste and gf.jpg|thumb|left|Copypaste with the [[whore|succubus]] in question]]
[[File:Hiotwheelzshit.png|thumb|right|300px|The official thread on Wizardchan where Copypaste revealed what happened]]
Wizardchan's userbase was already unhappy with their new admin copypaste for various reasons (described before) but what followed, was worse than anything wizards could have ever imagined.

Around December 2013 in Wizardchan's [[IRC]], Copypaste stumbled upon a [[woman|gazelle]] in her late twenties and started chatting with her. So much for the whole [[No women on the internet|"No Girls Allowed"]] rule. The <s>Danish</s> [[Southern]] woman that Copypaste cybered with flew all the way from <s>[[Denmark]]</s> [[Georgia]] to [[New York]] to meet up with him and fuck him. When faced with the ultimate dilemma of his imaginary wizard apprentice status and the chance for him to finally get some [[pussy]], he chose the latter and fucked the Danish woman several times the same day he met her.

Later he went on to share his experience first on Wizardchan's for staff-only internal IRC where he revealed what happened and had some serious discussions with the staff about the succubus in question.
Copypaste saved the whole transscript and later uploaded it on his new imageboard 8chan. It can be accessed at https://www.8ch.net/whore.txt and he claims only oldfags from that time know about this secret link.
A backup link with the screencapped log was uploaded on imgur (https://imgur.com/ZIVVI4c) just in case 8chan goes down or wants to take it down for any reason.
After the IRC discussion he officially started a thread on one of Wizardchan's user forums where he revealed to be a traitor and instantly got globally banned on Wizardchan. In his posting he claimed that it was not worth it and that the only way for Wizards is the path of the Wizard and that succubi who show interest in Wizards are mentally ill.

The wizards that he ruled over [[Nerd Rage|could not believe the news.]] [[Irony|How could a crippled midget who ran a site for embittered virgins get laid easily when they could not for years?]] [[Nerd Rage|In typical wizard fashion,]] they continued to rage about Cripplekike's betrayal (they called him like this from now on) and about those dreaded normalshits that he took with him to Wizardchan in 2013. Even a month after this incident Wizardchan users were still paranoid over the possible infiltration of normies. If an autistic crippled midget can lose his virginity, what was stopping the rest of them from losing theirs when some random [[whore|succubus]] or [[Homosexual|man]] shows the slightest bit of interest in them? Wizards lay awake at night under their cum-stained comforters wondering what set them apart from the "normals" on the dreaded /r9k/ board. Much like online [[Social Justice|other]] [[furries|fringe]] groups, Wizardchan users constantly participated in the drama. Users began discussing getting rid of parts of the chan like the IRC, which they believed was the root of the problem. They were paranoid of their fellow wizards and of the administrators of the site that ruled over them.
{{quote|It's also just a shame there are people here who just this site as a pity party until some random whore might decide to tug your junk one day.|One anonymous user describing [[at least 100|98%]] of the chan}}

=== Copypaste's girl gets mad after breakup ===
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[[File:Devotees.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The devotee thread on 8chan's /b/ where Hotwheels regretted his worst error]]
As it turns out, [[Captain Obvious|the girl that Copypaste lost his virginity to turned out to be batshit insane]] [[weeaboo]]. Following a bitter breakup that could rival an episode of [[Jerry Springer]], Copypaste found himself single again. Copypaste also revealed that his ex-girlfriend also had a fetish for virgins and regularly [[schlick|masturbated]] to Wizchan's /v9k/ board and the [[Loveshy]] forums. So Copypaste's ex is currently lurking the /v9k/ board, looking for her next willing victim and [[BDSM|schlicking to their misery]].

For what it's worth, Copypaste [[Special Olympics|accomplished more within a few months than most wizards would accomplish within their entire lifetimes.]] Despite being a crippled midget, he managed to fuck a whore and invoke the butthurt of 10 virginal NEETS in the process. Shine on, you delightful [[midget|little elf]]. The true wizard is you!

Later in December 2014 when 8chan got very popular after m00t's gamergate sellout, someone on /b/ started a thread about devotee girlfriends. The discussion was about women who love their crippled men unconditionally. Hotwheels joined the discussion and shared his experiences with his devotee girlfriend and how it was the worst thing he did in his life.

=== Another new admin ===
[[File:Glaiveunmasked.png|thumb|right|Is this rather rapeable young man with no acne and obesity problems the new admin?]]
Copypaste left Wizardchan around December 2013 / January 2014 after his betrayal, changed his official name to "Hotwheels" and concentrated on his own new imageboard [[8chan]] that he started in October 2013.
However, post-betrayal Wizardchan users just called him "Cripplejew", "Cripplekike" or "(Chad) Thunderwheels".
When [[GamerGate]] began and [[m00t]] sold out [[4chan]] for some cash from [[Gawker]] and [[herpes]] from the [[tumblr]] staff's throwaway [[pussy]] who was working there, something called "[[m00t's GamerGate Sellout]]" happened. All the chantards who were sick of m00t and his [[sellout]] faggotry that has been going on for years declared 4chan dead, moved to 8chan and hailed Hotwheels as their new king.

It is assumed that Copypaste sold Wizardchan to the new admin "Anachronos" (who was allegedly a Puerto Rican) and that "Glaive" (who came to Wizardchan around the same time as Copypaste) was promoted from staff to new admin. Wizards were not happy with Glaive as their new admin because he came around the same time like "Cripplekike" and he was already known for several IRC faggotries. Generally, wizards now blamed Wizardchan's downfall on its IRC's, which was implemented by cripplekike and his gang that came around 2013.

Wizards assumed that Glaive must be a normie just like cripplekike was and they feared that he will be the next admin to betray them. Also Anachronos was a very mysterious fellow as nobody has ever seen him and the only way people could contact him was his email address that he answered sometimes and sometimes not. He was also known for trolling Wizardchan or disappearing for months and then suddendly showing up again and later. When Wizardleaks happened, he was revealed to have a huge ego (called himself Archmage Anachronos).
Staff members of wizardchan claimed it was very complicated to run the site when the actual owner was not even around.

Around April it was found out that Glaive had a CWCki account (only normalfags hang out there) and that he was even an active mod there. Later an alleged picture of him leaked around Fall 2014. The picture that allegedly depicted Glaive displayed a fit, tight-looking, handsome [[twink|young man]] with short brown hair and brown eyes, good jaw line and no acne or obesity problems. Wizards could not believe that what they called "the archetype of a chad" was, in fact, the ruler of their wizard [[hugbox|sanctuary]] ... AGAIN after only a few months. Later rumors went around that Glaive could technically never become a non-wizard as allegedly a [[lol|Pitbull bit him in the genital region when he was a kid and he lost his penis]] during this incident. However Glaive stayed the "Chadmin" for wizards no matter what from now on.

=== The [[Zoe Quinn]] Affair ===
[[File:sadzoe.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The nice people on the internet are helping Zoe by trolling her to help her relate.]]
Around summer 2014 when Zoe's [[retarded]] "Depression Quest" game got rejected on Greenlight it seemed like that was it. But someone on [[Chris Chan|the CWCwiki forum]] decided to have a bit of fun, so he posted about how Zoe is a faggot on Wizardchan and then pretended to be a [[Concerned Mother|concerned citizen]] and linked her to his own post.

Zoe took the opportunity to claim that she was being harassed by them and that one of them called her house and [[fap|fapped]] into the receiver. [[No one]] can be sure if it was actually someone from WC who called her (since she gets these calls all the time anyway) or, if in fact anyone had called her at all. But that didn't stop her from getting ass-pats from [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and Dina from [[Mighty No. 9]] (whom, incidentally, are both sleeping with the people responsible for their internet success). It also didn't stop several news sites from running the story without doing a single moment of research (although she was probably fucking at least some of them) or her [[twitter]] followers from [[butthurt]] raiding the site [[white knight|in defense of their damsel in distress]].

'''BUT WAIT!''' Was it really them? Fucking no. About two months after [[GamerGate]] started, Hotwheels, the admin of [[8chan]] and formally of Wizardchan did [http://knowyourmeme.com/blog/interviews/qa-with-fredrick-brennan-of-8chan an interview] on [[Know Your Meme]] where he revealed that an IP check proves that Zoe was the one posting threats against herself on Wizardchan prior to the attack.
The [[irony]] in all of this is that most of the users on Wizardchan ''actually'' have [[depression]] because they are [[fat]], [[Wizard|kissless virgins in their 30's]] who [[basement dweller|live in their mom's basement]]. They are in fact ''so'' depressed '''that the site had to post a link on the top of the page to a suicide prevention hotline.'''
So they were fucking with people who have depression over a game about the hardships of depression. Classy.

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=== Devin Faraci Wants to Make Them [[an hero|Kill Themselves]] ===
[[File:DevinFaraciYearbook.jpg|thumb|right|Devin Faraci's yearbook photo.]]

During September 2014, respectable gaming journalist "[[faggot|Devin Faraci]]" (the same [[Devin Faraci]] who, at the beginning of [[GamerGate]], compared people who play video games to [[ISIS]] and got trolled relentlessly for it) discovered Wizardchan and wanted to bully them a bit. He decided to step up his efforts in trying to ruin his own "career" (if you can even call it being a guest on [[jewtube|Screen Junkies]]) by posting on twitter, on national [[suicide]] prevention day, about Wizardchan and convincing his followers to go fuck with them and troll the shit out of their site.

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=== Death of Wizardchan ===
After m00ts gamergate sellout and the constant gamergate related drama got stirred up a lot, Wizardchan got more attention from normies than ever. There was a rumor about a woman who was a regular at /v9k/ and often masturbated to the sadness she witnessed on /v9k/. However as Fall was going on, normalfag and failed normie threads were more and more common. Many faggots from r9k also liked to troll on v9k but their IP's were soon banned. Wizardchan's userbase got paranoid and started witchhuntings whenever they thought a normie infiltrator has been spotted.

Wizardchan started recruiting mods in Fall 2014, what was not very clever because they had huge media attention after gamergate and many trolls/normies applied for moderator positions during that time. A posting of an alleged wizarchan moderator was found on some internet forum where he claimed that he would be banned from Wizardchan if they knew he was in fact a normie. Generally during this time the quality of the content decreased and many Wizards believed their last bastion and sanctuary was lost to the normies.

On December 22nd 2014, just days before the most depressive holiday for any wizard out there, Wizardchan.org finally went down. Wizards at first thought it was some kind of maintenance or pranking but the site did not return. It is not sure why exactly it went down but it is believed that the admin Anachronos was bored of the constant drama and has not paid for the servers/domain and thus it was shut down by the hosting company. Another theory said that the admin was paying the servers in advance and somehow got homeless and a poorfag and could not keep up paying anymore and died somewhere in the streets before he could notify the wizards about the issue. The whereabouts or fate of Anachronos the admin (allegedly a puerto rican BTW) were completely unknown. His last known posting was about buying a suicide bag so it is possible that he already offed himself a long time ago.

Interesting fact was, that the night before the site went down, a picture of glaive (one of the top moderators at that time) was leaked where he was posing for a picture with a woman on what appeared to be a party wearing a mask. Wizards got mad because of this and lost the last ounce of trust they had for galive (prior to this rumors circulated already that glaive was a normie). It is assumed that many wizards commited suicide around this time because of the combined effects of glaive beeing exposed as a normie and their home going down on the most depressive time of the year.

So Wizardchan was down and Wizards did not know where to go now. Ironically the GNAA created a /wizardchan/ board on 8chan. Wizards were searching on google for hints about their former home and found the 8chan board. Once they discovered they were only trolled by the GNAA, they created new wizard boards on 8chan. Ironically, the same Wizards that hated Hotwheels the pimp admin for his betrayal were now again under his rule. Many wizards asked if someone knew what was going on but nobody had any idea. A staff-internal Wizardchan thread discussion from late October 2014 leaked where mods were worried that Anachronos seems to have dissappeared 3 months ago. He was not present in the IRC anymore and he was not responding to Emails. Staff also contacted Hotwheels later to ask if he had any idea but Hotwheels also denied.
Nobody was able to contact Anachronos or find out what happened so the old moderator team decided to create a new home called "Wizchan.org" as the successor of Wizardchan.

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File:Gone4ever.jpg|and it won't come back
File:Ownedagain.jpg|Owned by the pimp admin again
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=== Wizardleaks ===
On 8chan's wizchan a former moderator claimed he will leak the official Wizardchan moderator guideline by Christmas if Wizardchan stays down and nothing happens until then. Christmas happened and there was no posting yet but on 26th of December 2014 OP finally delivered after more than 24hours of delay and offered to answer questions from wizards. Wizards liked the leak very much and called it the Wizardleak.
Wizards were quite interested about the inner structures of Wizardcha as they feared it was only a honeypot run by normies to exploit them and make fun of them. Former admin assured that he was still a virgin and that Glaive and Hotwheels were good guys and that he likes working with them but that he disliked Anachronos (no wonder, the guy called himself Archmage Anachronos) and some of the new rules he made.
Many wizards were not very happy about Glaive and did not want a potential new home to be run by moderators of Glaive even if they assured that Glaive will not be involved in the new chan. There were also rumors circulating that the new wizchan.org was hosted on CWCki servers as Glaive was exposed as not only beeing affiliated with the succubus-friendly site CWCki but also having a moderator position there. He even calls himself "Chad Thunderween" on his own profile now and is confirmed for a normie (no matter whether he still has his penis or not). On 24th February 2015 Glaive was promoted as admin on [[Kiwi Farms]] (former CWCki)

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File:Glaivecwc.jpg|Glaive was now confirmed for normie infiltrator
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=== Wizardchan successor projects ===
Wizchan (that is run by former Wizardchan moderators) went online on 23rd December 2014, as did Magicchan, coming online hours prior. Magicchan is run by a newfag who came to Wizardchan in September 2014 after the Gamergate drama and he decided to create his alternative board called "Magicchan". He was already known at the old wizardchan and it is known that he created a thread on the old /wiz/ where he asked for names of a potential successor of Wizardchan around October 2014. Names like Maji-chan and Majo-chan were suggested and it is believed that he used this thread as inspiration and already worked on his chan from then on. It was interesting how fast his chan went up, like he had prepared everything in advance and just waited for Wizardchan to go down. Many wizards boycotted wizchan because of the allged Glaive involvement and went to magicchan instead. As the newfag admin of Magicchan seemed not very skilled with image board programming, Hothweels helped him to implement some features on Magicchan. This was leading wizards to assumptions that the newfag admin was not competent for the position and there were even thoughts that Hotwheels orchestrated a conspiracy to take over Wizardchan. They now wanted another new channel because they were not OK with Hotwheels helping MoD (Master of Debate, the Magicchan admin) to improve their new home.

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File:Wizchan.org.png|Wizchan.org home page. Note the "Wizardchan" banner.
File:Magicchan.jpg|Magicchan.org home page. The design is simple and ugly "to make normies go away"
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These issues lead to the creation of several other shitty chans like Merlinchan or 8chan's own /v9k/ board that were all trolled by various pedo shitposters and 4chan's /r9k/. Here is an incomplete list of new wizard pages that were created after the death of wizardchan to ensure the already small userbase is split even further: 
*/wizardchan/ - owned by GNAA trolls
*/wizard/ - the alternative board to wizardchan after finding out GNAA owns it
*/wiz/ - pretty much dead
*/wizardry/ - another backup board
*/wizchan/ - the official board before wizchan.org went up
*/v9k/ - Wizardchan's /v9k/ board
*magicchan.org
*wizchan.org
*merlinchan.org
*virginchan (not officialy as they allow girls too)
*warlockchan.org (came in Feb 2015, dissappeared and came back in March without the old posts and rules)

Hothweels however made a statement that he is OK with having all those refugee wizard boards stay at 8chan until they find/create a new home but he added that they will most likely not like him very much because of the events in the past. He was right. Many wizards posted how desperate they were that "Thunderwheels" was now owning them again and how their lives are now finally meaningless. Eventually postings on 8chan's wizard boards stopped after a while and wizards moved to '''wizchan''' or '''magicchan''' and had to get over the uncomfortable topics (wizchan probably beeing run by glaive, magicchan allowing Hotwheels to post) and as soon as the boards started, everyone went to the /meta/ boards and tried to make the mods implement his own definition of a true wizardchan into the rules.

For a few days every chan was claiming to be the better one (dividing the userbase further allthough most browsed both chans) and there were some polls about which chan was better. Wizchan has more postings while wizards from Magicchan claim to have less normies lurking and less postings but better quality. Both boards renamed their depression boards that were called v9k in the old days. Wizchan calls it's depression board /dep/ and Magicchan calls its depression board /sad/. Wizchan users post as "Anonymous" while Magicchan users post as "Anonymage" like in the old Wizardchan. Magicchan has no functionning SSL features (and did not have it in the beginning) but Wizchan has had SSL support since day one.

On '''Wizchan''' you will get banned for a lot of shit you would have gotten away with on wizardchan. If you go there and make a long, thought intensive post about being lonely, about days going faster and faster as your introspection fades into a buzz and you spend all day on image boards reading the same posts, making the same arguments, running into the same metathread, about your parents slowly getting more and more angry at you, and about looking forward only to a certain occasional meal, you will probably be banned for violating rule 3. The new mods are more interested in the idea of wizardry as a philosophical mindset than they are in the well being of wizards. It stopped being about a place for virgins to talk without normalfags breaking through walls to tell them to be themselves or to never give up, and it became about a philosophy where the enlightened man avoids sexual relationships or even friends to pursue a more meaningful existence. This has a lot to do with people crying on /meta/ to ban 3D pornography and anything associated with feelfaggotry and other shit. It feels like a bunch of schizoids who hate human weakness took over all of that place, even /dep/, and everybody's so much more uptight now because of it.

Many old threads from the former Wizardchan have been restarted on the new chans. Wizchan for example got the anime club thread (an anime watching club started on Wizardchan in December 2014) and Magicchan got the monster girl thread. Many other threads like the writing and drawing threads were also restarted after a few days.

== 2015 - Wizchan.org and Magicchan.org ==

=== Helena N. incident ===
[[File:HellenaN.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Seriously, they really made a whole fucking news article about it...]]
In Early January 2015 while wizards where still wondering what exactly happened, something interesting was noticed. The fromer site wizardchan.org was now redirecting to the personal blog of a girl web developer called Helena N. (name censored). Wizards were surprised and thought it was a prank from their admin Anachronos and decided to ask the girl herself. Wizards created twitter profiles and asked her if she knew anything and she claimed that she had no idea. In the thread on wizchan many wizards showed their disrespect for the filthy succubus who dared to hijack their former home address and some idiots also were dumb enough to insult her openly on twitter, ensuring more media attention. She researched a bit and soon she found out about wizardchan and the thread where wizards were disrespecting her. She answered that it was not her fault, that she was not responsible for the situation and that she wanted an apology for all the insults.

After a few hours some SJWs informed gawker media about this (or gawker is lurking wizchan and waiting for drama to write about), and we all know that gawker media's favourite news subject is: muhsoggynee. Sam Biddle, the biggest faggot of Gawker media felt his white knight spirit was triggered and decided to make a whole news article on gawker about this fucking unimportant internet drama. He published the article and many normies around the world now officially knew the new page where all the wizards go. In the comment section of the article normies and SJW have called everyone to go to wizchan and to troll the shit out of the page and wizards were now in fear they would again lose their homes to normies. However mods banned shitposters quickly and there was no major drama anymore. Helena was not very pleased that gawker made a news article about her without asking her first and she apparently deleted her blog after this incident as it is not accessible anymore.

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=== Warlockchan ===
Somewhere around early February 2015 a new wizardchan clone was created, as wizards are always upset about something involving their chan. The new chan was called warlockchan and it was designed to be a even more aggressive version of wizardchan where depressive threads like the ones from /v9k/ and other types of faggotry were not allowed. Some advertised the chan on wizchan but got banned quickly for it. However currently the page can't be accessed again and it has to be assumed that the chan is already dead after not even a month. A huge critic point was that Warlockchan had tons of rules while girls/women were allowed. Because of this many wizards assumed that Warlockchan might be in fact a /cow/ or CWCKI honey pot.

Update: As of March 9th 2015 it appears that Warlockchan is online again but the old threads and the rules page are gone. The rules might have been deleted to prevent the drama that occured the last time. The official credo is that if you belong there you can be yourself and won't get banned and else admin will ban you.

=== Sluthate VS. Kiwi Farms Drama ===
In March 2015 The webpages Sluthate.com (former PUAhate.com, got renamed after it was exposed as the former home of [[Elliot Rodger|le supreme gentleman]]) and [[Kiwifar.ms]] (former CWCki) got involved in a major internet drama. [[Kiwi Farms]] already had a Sluthate thread since November 2014 but it was not really active up until mid March 2015 when a few Sluthaters started to raid the thread and stir up drama. Later some Sluthater doxed Glaive, the admin of Kiwi Farms (and former admin of Wizardchan) and dumped his dox on March 17th in one of their threads. In this thread posters are advocating for calling to his university and complain about Glaive's (former) relations with misogynistic websites and of course Wizardchan will be mentionned and getting unwanted attention once again. Kiwi Farmers got mad at this and contributed to filling their Sluthate thread (together with the Sluthate raiders) to an incredible amount of over 540 pages (previously 50 pages from November 2014 until mid March 2015) in only a few days. Mostly Kiwi Farmers are attacking Sluthate for letting an alleged pedophile make postings without beeing banned and how they are lowlifes because they are invading Kiwi Farms while Sluthate calls Kiwi Farms crazy for beeing obsessed with Chris-chan and that they are in fact very similar to Sluthate (filled with low lifes). Archived threads: 
*Kiwi Farms Megathread on Sluthate: http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=71615&sid=f8535a3bbf2cc74eced0867d48f2a58e Archived: https://archive.is/IFjZm
*Sluthate Megathread on Kiwi Farms: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/ Archived: http://archive.is/CM4Lo

=== Germanwings crash March 2015 ===
After the Germanwings plane crash of 2015, rumors circulated on Wizchan.org how the alleged suicide pilot was in fact a virgin with rage, just like supreme gentlefaggot, and that he killed himself and 149 other people because of beeing a virgin. While this discussion was going, many wizchanners gave their approval for this action in 2 threads, and celebrated how he set a new high score in killing the normies that they hate so much. Later this virgin with rage theory was debunked, and it was revealed that he was in fact some emo fag dropped by his girlfriend, and probably depressed and suicidal because of it (totally r9k tier). Archived threads: 
*https://archive.is/n9eGI
*https://archive.is/0BeiK

===Full paranoia===
Wizardchanners were always known for their eternal paranoia when it comes to normalfags, chads and "failed normies" stalking them. As a result of this madness they went full sharia law since summer 2015. 
It all started after it was revealed that 8chad's /cow/ was raiding wizchan after they went low on other lolcows to milk. Alleged /cow/boys spammed various subtile subversion threads mostly revolving around [[nazi|stormfaggotry]], "rare pepe", "real wizards do/are..." threads or the much hated subtile bragging that makes the wizzas especially mad. You can easily try this out for yourself by going onto any of their boards and making a thread how you have no idea what shit to waste your money from your 6 figure engineering job on and the poorfags there will instantly [[triggered|accuse you of bragging about your affluence]].
As a direct result of the assumed normalfag and /cow/ invasion during summer [[socialism|wizchan moderation]] decided to [[butthurt|ban all]] pepe and wojack image macros. Consequences will never be the same. Even today many wizchanners still believe there is a normalfag conspiracy going on against wizchan users when it's in fact their own paranoia and accusing anyone and anything for beeing a normie that [[cancer|ruins their board]].

== The Wizardchan Userbase ==
[[File:Wizardchan mascot.png|thumb|So oppressed]]
It couldn’t be stressed enough that every single user on Wizardchan is a friendless, virginal NEET who [[Internet is serious business|takes the internet too seriously]]. Some of the weeaboo members like to refer to themselves as [[Hikikomori]], despite the fact that the actual Hikikomori from [[Japan|animuland]] contend that they have it worse than their Western counterparts.

Every single member of Wizardchan barely gets out of their house and barely speaks to their family members who support their parasitic lifestyles. In fact, there are posts on the chan of users bemoaning on how they are forced to socialize with their own family members and have to go to the store to get milk. Some of the more bizarre posts feature wizards discussing how they starved themselves for two days when distant relatives came to visit them, [[Disgusting|how they would piss out of their windows, how they have a dirty cumrag pile that they didn’t even bother to throw away, and even how they would have a three year old shit stain in their bathroom.]] This is not an exaggeration either.

The average wizard claims that they are doing more with their time than the average person while collecting [[welfare]] checks or mooching off of relatives. They claim that they have more time to read books, learn [[moonspeak]] from watching their favorite [[animu]] shows ([[Pixyteri|as if no]] [[Wapanese|one has heard]] [[Narutard|that before]], amirite?), and various other hobbies that they claim to spend so much time. However, their fantasy life is far from the reality they live in each and every day. The average Wizard spends his days:

• [[Fapping]] 
• Watching cartoons and anime 
• Browsing chans 
• Playing vidya games 
• Eating [[ramen]] 
• Sleeping 

=== Wizards Only - No Normalscum ===
[[File:Typical Wizardchan user.jpg|thumb|Those dang dirty normal people!]]
[[File:Virginpride.png|left|thumb|Wizards claim to be proud virgins]]
[[File:Wizchan rules.png|thumb|The rules of the site]]
Like with most other chans, the folks at Wizardchan have their [[meme|terminology]]. “Borrowing” an old chan joke about 30 year old virgins, someone who is a friendless 30 year old or older virgin is a “wizard.” Anyone who is at least 20 but younger than 30 and is a friendless virgin is a “wizard [[bitch|apprentice]].” A friendless 60 year old virgin is considered an [[Final boss|Archwizard]]. Having sex is disregarded, referenced to as "a wizard/apprentice losing his mana" and overall it is expected from Wizards to be proud of their virgin status. Anyway, the possibility of one hanging out with individuals who are old enough to be their children or grandchildren who hasn’t died as a result of [[diabetes]] or [[suicide]] is pretty rare. Almost as rare as the possibility 60 year old that hasn’t at least lost their virginity by spending their welfare check on [[crack whore|crack whores]].

They like to imagine that they are great powerful wizards like in their animu shows and as a result they all agree that they all share a common nemesis. Their nemesis is all of the [[normal people]] in the world or as they called them; “Normalshits”. Like all of the other [[special snowflake|special snowflakes]] on the internet, [[Privilege Olympics|they claim to be oppressed by normal people on a daily basis.]] How are they oppressed? They are told by normal people to go get a job, go outside, to go get a girlfriend or a boyfriend, are stared at every time they leave their rooms, and the worse of all; They are told to “just be [themselves].” [[LOL|A tragic situation, truly.]]

While most consider a wizard’s problems to be completely [[First World Problems|trivial]], they consider themselves to be constantly under attack from normal people who want them to contribute to society and they even praise people like Cho Seung-hui for taking out a few normalshits that would’ve oppressed them. Due to this, the admin had created rules against users discussing or even alluding to the fact that they have social life, romantic relationships, and especially sexual relationships. [[BAWW|Those were the reasons why they left the normalshits on 4chan in the first place.]] Anyone who breaks these rules gets [[banhammered]] in an instant. Also, despite not being written explicitly in the rules, anyone who admits to being a woman is banned. Because [[Truth|the only legal adults who are still virgins are men]].

Another important thing is that >tfw_no_gf threads or any threads about desiring intimity, friends or any type of compaignonship are disregarded as beeing a "failed normie".
Wizards will then ask the thread opener / poster to go back to "4chad" and "r9gay" or "leddit". Another term that is used often is "Chad Thundercock" along with the female version "Stacie Thundercunt". These terms refer to the Archetype of athletic, successful and socially skilled people who were often the bullies that ruined the wizard's childhood. "Thunderwheels" is a special version of these terms and only used to address Copypaste/Hotwheels the former admin of Wizardchan who betrayed his fellow wizards.

On Wizardchan people are divided in 4 groups: 
1) Chads (the "cool" boys who get all the girls and good jobs later in life) 
2) Failed normies (people who have a desire to be like the chads and accepted by society but don't have the natural confidence, looks or social skills) 
3) Wizards (in their oppinion the true master race that can withstand the desire of having sex with a "filthy 3DPD succubus" and concentrate on the really important things in life) 
4) Succubi (or scubs, 3DPD - women - in their oppinion all women are filthy whores and inferior to pure and innocent 2D girls from anime and manga 

=== Walking in a Pedo Wonderland ===
Should it come as any surprise that the majority of wizards have an alternative sexuality or a sick fetish of some sort? Closeted [[homosexuals]], [[tranny|crossdressers]], [[zoophiles]], [[babyfurs]], [[Brony|cloppers]], [[lolicon|lolicons]]/[[shotacon|shotacons]], and [[pedophiles]] make up the majority of users on Wizardchan. Ashamed of admitting their kinks in real life, they openly express them on Wizardchan without shame. Here's one such case:

On [[Christmas]] day, after the wizards celebrated the holiday with their [[Son I am disappoint|disappointed parents]], they quickly ran back to their computers to moan about having to socialize with their own families. One anonymous user shared his holiday experience with his [[12 year old girl|11 year old cousin]]. The user told the other users about how he [[incest|felt up on his cousin]] after giving her booze and Benadryl. A couple of wizards advised the OP from going any further with the [[loli|young girl]], but the rest of them sympathized with the OP for they too knew what it was like to lust after a child. As it turned out the OP posts and one of the responses was [[copypasta]] from the [[/jp/]] [https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S11741411#p11741742_5 board on 4chan] and half of the wizardchan posters took the bait.

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The Wizardchan pedo thread was later deleted by mods. Whether they deleted the thread out of embarrassment of their pedophilic users, the rule against discussing sexual history, or the new rule against discussing females in general is unclear. The thread's deletion led to the weekly butthurt from the users. Users quickly made [[:File:Wizard_pedo_thread_aftermath.png|a thread]] asking where the thread went. Some users defended the thread, stating that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|the thread was more about Christmas than about a guy touching his little cousin.]] Other users whined about the threads deletion. Wizchan users wanted to discuss their pedo fantasies further and wanted to know if the guy molested his cousin. [[Trolled|They didn't realize that it was a ruse all along]] until they checked the [[888chan]] thread on them. Once again, Wizardchan proved their superior intelligence against those dang normalshits on other chan sites.

=== Lolicon/Shotacon Tears ===

{{quote|This is a thankless job, and no moderator or administrator has the obligation to elaborate the justifications of rules and policies, especially when you are addressing a group of troublemakers. And I do not need to apologize to lolicon supporters. They should probably be thanking me that I haven't banned them for bringing the website close to a shutdown.|A Wizardchan admin telling users to fuck themselves.}}

As time has proven yet again, Wizards are some of the most easily upset online users besides furries and Social Justice cows. What set them off this time? One concerned [[troll|citizen]] reported the site to their host for [[Lolicon]]. Due to the site's server being located in [[California]], the admins added Lolicon and [[Shotacon]] to the list of banned content to avoid having the website shut down. Instead of understanding that the admin's hands were tied on the matter, the users chimped out at the admins and whined about the daily "normalfag" persecution that wizards endure on a daily basis. After a while of listening to Wizardchan users cry about how unfair the new rule was and [[US]] laws are, the admin told Wizardchan users to go post their [[Cardcaptor Sakura]] [[Rule 34]] on [[7chan|another chan]] and locked the thread.

Through it all, most of the users' fear of getting [[Partyvan|partyvanned]] are probably justified. Given how most Wizards have less tact than [[MadThad0890]] about their pedo [[Lolicon]] or [[CP]] collection, one can easily imagine the fate of some Wizardchan users' Wizardhood when they meet [[Bubba]] in prison. [[The Booty Warrior]], a widely feared Level 200 warlock, can gain some [[Man points|magic points]] from breaking into the anus of the average Level 5 Wizchan user.

== Gallery ==

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File:Normalfag posters.jpg|How wizardchan deals with dissent from their fellow wizards
File:Wizard afraid of buttons.png| One of the many strange phobias that plague wizards
File:Wizardchan rp chart.jpg|At the end of the day, they're just one big [[roleplay|rp]] circlejerk
File:Wizchan super powers.jpg|Fuck logic, they have their [[autistic]] [[Wiccan]] powers.
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File:Welfare Neet on Wizardchan.png| ''How dare you assume that I live with my parents! I live on welfare, Normalshit!''
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== See Also ==

* [[Zoe quinn]] - they "harassed" her
* [[NEET]]
* [[Sluthate]]rs - slightly more functional faggots than wizards, but not by much.
* [[Chan]]
* [[Internet is Serious Business]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Weeaboos]]
* [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]
* [[Privilege Olympics]]
* [[First World Problems]]
* [[Welfare]]
* [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]

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UTTP

2025-02-09T17:05:09Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole: /* Notable UTTP members */

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[[File:Police man ganson.svg|thumb|The stock policeman vector UTTPfags usually modify into their profile picture, and their unofficial logo.]]
The '''UTubeTrollPolice''' (or '''UTTP''' for short) is a group of autistic children and [[13-year-old boys]] that use [[Vyond]] and [[trying too hard|try hard]] (and [[fail]]) to be [[trolls]]; all while ironically claiming to be an [[anti-lulz|anti-troll]] group. Founded sometime in the early 2010s by someone named [[Powerword|Thomas Parkinson]] (a.k.a. Tommy Parky), they are most notable for spamming "WHO CARES + UTTP IS BETTER THAN (thing)" on the comment sections of YouTube videos related to anything they hate. Their YT channels include shitty [[YTPMV|YTPMVs]], logo effects, JPEG music, and KKKinemaster trash. They run bots in youtube comment sections that say something along the lines of "1st warning nigger! my content is better!," and often have actual fucking child porn in the bots' bios.

==Sherbase12 and Gachafall==
Gachafall involved a script kiddie and nobody by the name of Sherbase12 and some other Tommy Parky cocksuckers hacking around 50 [[Shit nobody cares about|lesser-known]] Gachafags over the course of April to May of [[2020]]. As a result of Gachafall, Gachafags in return joined AUTTP, posted anti-UTTP videos, and [[autism|sperged out]] as they usually do when someone criticizes their pedophilic UwU Cat/BadBoy omega/alpha fanfiction. Basically, in short, the gaychas did not respond maturely to the hacking wave, but what do you expect? They're [[pedo|11 year old girls]] who like seeing [[rape]] because it's "[[Kawaii]]".

==GoAnimate Interference==
Up until [[2020]], UTTP was only occupied by serious trolls who would responsibly milk lolcows; until a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] [[rape|rapist]] known as Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL appeared and started making GoAnimate videos of him raping random GoSpergs who no one cares about. He would always [[CAPS LOCK|SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, use LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]], and scream "[[wtf|FUCKING SEXY]]". That opened up a gateway for more and more GoFags to illegally immigrate to UTTP TSPL, and make raping videos, grounded videos, basically copying original UTTPs. A notable example is Kenny Animate, who made a UTTP THDTC TSPL account to jump on the bandwagon. Kenny, being the GoTube dickrider he is, would still be a precious good user on his UTTP TSPL account, which just goes to show how far UTTP has strayed from its original purpose. Hopefully, someday, UTTP will rise again, and return to its former glory.

==The Great Split and Tyranny/RUTTP==
Sometime in late January 2024, an [[internet sissy fight]] began between de-facto UTTP leader [[Pedo|Emperor of Anime Sucks]] and second-in-command Emperor Pwrge; as the latter removed the former's admin permissions on his [[Discord|Shitcord]] server for [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE]]. As a response, Anime Sucks and his friends raided Pwrge's server and spammed it with [[kiddie porn]]. Pwrge then left the UTTP and founded a new group known as the Tyranny (more like [[tranny]] [[amirite]]?); with many UTTP members leaving for this new group. The Tyranny was then renamed to the RetroUTubeTrollPolice, or RUTTP for short.

As of February 2024, both sides are still throwing shit at each other; and we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] recommend that you troll both.

==Notable UTTP members==
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[[File:Tommyparky.jpg|thumb|Tommy Parky IRL, notice how god-awful his webcam is.]]
These are some notable members of the UTubeTrollPolice. Members with names marked with a <s>strikethrough</s> are no longer with the UTTP:
*'''<s>PurpleHelmetAvenger/Ares</s>''' - A 1337 Hax0r who was the alleged original founder of the UTTP. In reality, he's a fucktarded [[Old|boomer]] who seems to know way more than he should about the people within the UTTP circlejerk, but never actually founded it.
*'''<s>Tommy Parky</s>''' - The aforementioned [[Bri'ish]] founder of the UTTP. Has since disappeared from the internet and is probably in Bri'ish prison after assaulting his own brother while watching [[Lord of the Rings]] back in 2015. Originally made the UTTP as a hacking group according to some people. There are several false accounts made out of him, so be warned!
*'''<s>Stephen Larson</s>''' - A [[Philippines|Pinoy]] faggot who resided in California and joined the group in 2013. Took over the group from Tommy Parky after his 2015 arrest, but was unable to keep it afloat due to being a dumbass foreigner teenager who apparently couldn't keep his DOX hidden, resulting in his school, his parents and the police confronting his ass in 2016. He and his family were likely deported afterward.
*'''<s>OfficerSimonPegg/StruttingPhil and StruttingB4</s>''' - (AKA: '''The Strutters''') Brothers who joined the UTTP around early-2011 before going MIA in 2013. Were notorious for weeding out non-members claiming to be UTTP, with one such example being '''jacobsipod1''', a clueless little kid who tried to weasel himself into the group and predictably failed.
*<s>{{yt|c|UCQy8cKESm1ZblLXpdV8TuxQ|UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks}} - (Powerword: [[Powerword|Scott Hart]]) The de-facto leader of the UTTP ever since Tommy Parky disappeared from the [[internets]]. [[Sick fuck|Supports child porn and allegedly has CP saved]].</s>
*'''Pablo The UTTP KKTK Officer''' - <s>One of</s> the only actually mature UTTP users, Pablo is a [[Good Korea|Korean]]-[[Jewnited States|American]] man who joined UTTP in [[2019]], under the name of "PABLO THE FUCKING DEMON UTTP THDTC", but later changed his ways into a mature, troll-fighting man. Each day, he milks the absolute shit out of a [[lolcow]] named Zender Man, who rages in all caps, and in impressively long paragraphs which could be sung in a Protestant church.
*'''<s>OfficerRonald</s>''' - Also joined in 2013, but not much else is known about him.
*'''<s>[[Emo|Dark Boy]] The UTTP KKTK Officer</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Championsgamer1 UTTP AVGCP</s>''' - Quit UTTP after the Sherbase12 hacking incident.
*'''<s>Jeff 171</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL</s>''' - Inactive.
*'''<s>OfficerAPC</s>''' - Exposed for being a [[pedophile]] by asking minors for feet pics.
*'''<s>OfficerCarnevil</s> - Also a pedophile, with the only difference being that he got swatted, and his toyz taken away.

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==How to troll UTTP members==
{{Warning|This method is only working on Discord (They use a bot on [[Jewtube]]), If you see UTTP in the reply section, just ignore it and report it.}}
* Call Tommy Parky a pedophile/lolicon/shotacon
* Call out their bullshit and see lulz ensue
* Call them autistic
* Create a fake dox and see them swat the wrong guy
* Call out some of their members' histories of spamming [[CP|kiddie porn]]; most notably their current leader Anime Sucks.

==See also==
*[[Autism]] - What '''ALL''' UTTP members have.
*[[Botnet]] - Yes! They use bots on [[JewTube]]!
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Foodistzen]]
*[[Hacker]] - Steal minor account with no mercy.
*[[Vyond]] - The shitty animation software used by UTTP members; and most likely where the UTTP found its first foothold.

==External links==
*{{kf|tommy-parky-thomas-parkinson-utubetrollpolice-uttp.156284|Tommy Parky / Thomas Parkinson / UTubeTrollPolice / UTTP}}
*[https://auttp.com/amalgamation/ zOMG UTTP chat log leakz!]

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Vypre7

2024-10-22T21:02:54Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole: added bigjigglyham details

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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|Oct 3, 1997}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devils|The Master Race]]}}
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'''vypre7''', also known as '''bigjigglyham''', '''UnknownMark.exe''', and formerly known as '''MrCrazyBolt5150''' (Powerword: Gordon Darby), is the most miserable [[neckbeard]] to ever come out of the middle of nowhere [[Arizona]]. His tale of [[Manchild|neuroticy]] is one of [[China|plagiarism]], [[LoveShy|sexual deviancy]], [[Dying Alone|depression]], [[Reddit]] nonsense, a [[Brittany Venti|failed streaming career]], and a major [[want]] for [[90 Day Jane|self-removal]] despite several [[You fail it|failed attempts]], earning himself the definitive title of "Arizona [[Doomer]]". With this very page, it is expected that things are gonna get much, much [[Oh noes|worse]] for him, while we fine folk at [[ED]] can only observe from the sidelines, [[ROFL|pointin' n' laughin']] at his [[lulzy]] [[Tard rage|cryin' n' ragin']].

Gordon, if you happen to stumble across this article, we would like you to know that [[everything]] you do is absolutely pointless, and as soon as you process every bit of information on this article without reluctance, you should, by now, develop the [[Balls|testicular grapefruits]] to [[DO IT FAGGOT|remove yourself]] from this plane of existence successfully.

==Gordon wants to be like the cool kids!==
[[File:BabyGordon.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gordon at [[Baby|Level 1]], with his dead faggot father.]]
[[Over 100 years ago|Once upon a time]], baby Gordon discovers the [[Lie|magical world]] of teh [[internets]]. Days later, he might've stumbled onto baby's first [[RedTube|porn site]], baby's first [[Stripper|desktop stripper]], baby's first [[Evony|erotic]] [[MMORPG|MMO]][[MMORPG Freak Out|RPG]], baby's first [[Sonic CulT|toxic online forum]], and baby's first [[The Pirate Bay|illegal downloading site]], [[Childhood Ruined|purging him of his childhood innocence]] and marking the first step towards the life of a crusty [[basement-dwelling]] goblin; minus the basement, of course, since he lives in a trailer park.

Gordon, now wanting to be like [[Cool Guy|the big boys]], started creating his first [[social media]] accounts around [[2009]]. Life just went downhill from there for the Arizona Doomer, and in [[2014]], his faggot father went 'n [[Dead|croaked]], throwing Gordon into his crybaby [[emo]] phase and making him lose the will to live over the fact that he'll never have his tickly [[ass]] and hairy balls rubbed by daddy's wrinkled hands ever again.

Gordon met Blade (Powerword Unknown), his childhood friend, for the first time during [[Middle East|middle school]]. Based on Blade's [[IIRC]], Gordon wasn't nearly as neurotic back then as he is now, but he still did flip his shit from time to time when even the ''slightest'' things didn't go how he wanted, and each time he did, the entire class had to walk laps around the school campus like a fucking [[hivemind]] until he settled down. One particularly lulzy incident was when Blade tried to get him to stop [[Bawww|bawwwing]] and, out of nowhere, Gordon shouted "[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IT'S CROTCH KICKING TIME!!!]]" and began furiously flailing his legs like a pants-shitting [[Toddlercon|toddler]] in an attempt to kick Blade's [[Ballsack|peenal area]], which Blade managed to evade because of fucking course! Every single freakout after that wasn't as lulzy, and sadly, no known incidents have been recorded and posted on the internets.

==Youtuber history==
[[File:GayLion346.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Babby]]'s first Jewtube channel.]]
[[File:boltanddarkbolt.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Comparison between Bolt and "Dark Bolt"; They look as [[No|different]] as [[Vietnamese]] people.]]
He started [[Youtube]] around 2009 under the name Greenlion346, where he posted [[Tobuscus|shitty gaming videos]] with his crappy [[Wal-Mart]] computer mic and a pirated copy of [[Fraps]]. Much like [[Gender dysphoria|sexually confused]] [[16-year-old girls]] with autism up the ass, he had gone through two different [[Name my band|name changes]] later in his time on youtube, the first being Boltage14, before changing to his more well-known moniker MrCrazyBolt5150. During his time with the CrazyBolt name, he began shitting out [[unfunny]], [[butthurt]]-induced [[Microsoft Sam]] videos, which, despite their lack of humorous quality, somehow managed to gain him some ([[Truth|undeserved]]) [[popularity]], such as a following amongst neurotic [[Underage|kids]] in the [[Closing Logos Wiki|Logo Editing]] circlejerk who constantly [[Brutal honesty|made fun of him]], initiating step two of shaping Gordon into who he is today.

Gordon named his channel after Daxter5150, an obscure Youtube group that, back in the day, specialized in content that was obviously [[Lie|way better]] than his, which he liked and frequently tried to [[Plagiarism|plagiarize]] because he had severe [[Coincidence Detector|ecolalia]]. He was friends with two of the channel's members, [[Spic|Jose]] and [[Jap|Shel]] (the latter was not part of the group at the time), who were members of a [[circlejerk]] called "[[Cool kids club|The Ohana]]", which Gordon eventually [[Newfag|weaseled himself into]] about a year before Daddy Darby's death.

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[[File:GordonCommunityDrama.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Gordon after trying to stick his hand is some SNCA drama.]]
When Gordon was not making shitty MS Sam, [[rants]], or gaming videos, he made crappy [[GoAnimate]] grounded vids out of users who [[Crybaby|hurt his]] [[feelings]] [[OTI]]. A majority of these users were dumbass kids from the [[Closing Logos Wiki|Logo Editing]] fandom, despite Gordon not having been a [[Logo Kids|Logotard]] himself. One kid by the name of [[BrainPOP|Seth Stewart]] managed to [[Triggered|piss him off]] so hard (just by [[Death threats|threatening to kill him in his sleep and cut his penis off]] in a [[Skype]] voice message) that Gordon dedicated several episodes of his shitty Microsoft Sam series to attacking Seth. Gordon, being Gordon, naturally had it out for Seth, making it increasingly difficult to let go of his [[Grudgewank|hateboner]] for him and come up with [[Original Content|new villains]] for a fucking change. The characters he used for antags around this time included [[Hank Hill]], Satan from [[Sega|PuyoPuyo]], Bebe's Kids (because of course Gordon would hate baby shows), some [[Miiverse|ex-miiwhore]] named Ari, and an "evil" version of himself called [[Liquid Chris|Dark Bolt]]. Blade even offered his own OCs, [[Minami-Kousaka|Julius]] and [[Haihaikittyppg|Barin]], as antags to keep Gordoneckbeard from using a [[A-Log|childhood bully]] (ORLY?), but as usual, Gordonigger thought his idea was [[gay]] and quickly went back to having Seth be the antagonist because letting go of a grudge is apparently an alien concept to him. [[Some argue|Legend says]] that Gordon is still butthurt, but Seth, on the other hand, has probably forgotten all about him by now.

After his [[Suicidal Failure|failed attempt at committing nonexist]] in [[2019]], he [[Deleted fucking everything]]. His [[Deleting Your YouTube Videos|shitty series was no longer plaguing]] the Jewtubes, his social media accounts were [[Baleeted|sent to]] [[oblivion]], and best of all, his discord was [[Hax|breached]] and cleared by an anonymous benefactor. Almost a year later, he [[Flounce|shows up again]] under a third rebranding "[[Peanuts|snoopythe3rd]]" (more like [[Not funny|PoopyTheTurd]] LOL), which was [[G2G|quickly abandoned]] after the rest of the Ohana (then renamed to the [[SpongeBob|Peenie Weenie]] club) broke off, at which point he [[Go fuck yourself|ditched]] Youtube completely in favor of a streaming service called [[SNCA|Kick]] (also known as [[Poverty|Po' Man's]] [[Twitch]]) and began using his present dual monikers "UnknownMark.exe" and "vypre7" as well as changing his powerword to "[[IKEA|Mark Gustavsson]]", deadnaming his old powerword like an abused [[Tranny|Troonager]] in a strict [[Islam|Muslim]] household.

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==The Ohana==
[[File:GordonBSOD.jpg|thumb|right|250px|PROOF: Gordon is a computer genius!]]
The Ohana originally started as a collective on [[DeviantART]] sometime after [[2012|the supposed end of the world]]. As you'd expect, it was a group of autists and Tartlets who were glued together by one mutual interest: FUCKING [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]]! Two of its members, Jose and Shel, who were both [[dumb]] enough to be [[Hurr|friends with]] this neckbeard, decided to [[Mistake|include him]] in the Ohana orgyparty. During his time there, he acted like he was the [[King of the Weeaboos|king of the fucking world]], frequently [[R9gay|berating and shunning away]] the male members and making [[Asking For It|creepy advances]] towards the females because we all know Gordon is into [[GOTIS]] bitches and only joined the Ohana to get himself some hairy, smelly, [[Belle Delphine|gamer girl pussy]], aside from [[Quickscoping|OWNING NEWBZ]] and [[Rage|angrily berating]] his fellow Ohana congregates in [[TF2]] and [[Super Smash Bros]]. There was also an incident where he called his friends a bunch of [[niggers]] in a fit of tard rage after trying to install [[Linux]] on his [[Windows]]-based [[Battlestation]] <s>like a complete dumbass</s> because HEZ A [[I have an IQ of 140|CUMPYEWTOR GEENEEUZ]] LOLZORZ!

[[File:GordonTantrumComic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Tartlet's depiction of how Gordon throws a temper tantrum.]]
He eventually got involved in a [[Orgy|Polyamorous relationship]] with Shel and a few other members of this collective, who he also recruited as part of a writing team for Seasons 7-8 of his shitty Error series ("team" is an overstatement, as their ideas were never used because Boltybitch wanted things [[Burger King|his way]]). He frequently [[Domestic violence|abused]] the fuck out of this relationship, the reasons being that there were [[Not gay|other dudes]] involved (ew), and because he wanted to [[Bukkake|hog the females]] all to himself so he could fulfill his [[Wishful thinking|fantasies]] of becoming [[Unrealistic Expectations|an IRL]] [[Harem Comedy|harem]] [[Animu|ANIMAY]] [[otaku|protag]]. His long string of [[bullshit]] eventually caused this relationship to crumble down like the [[9/11|WTC]] <s>[[JEWS DID WTC|thanks to the]] [[jews]]</s>, marking the final step towards him attaining doomer status.

<big>{{quote|I'm done. I'm leaving this godforsaken existence. Fuck all of you.|Gordon's last post on his DeviantShit}}</big>

[[File:Gordon2016.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Accurate depiction of Boltybaby being miserable as usual.]]
Back in [[At least 100 years ago|the yesterday time of 2019]], Shel ([[accidentally]]) sent a [[Hate Speech|long-ass message]] to Gordon [[Truth|calling him a Grade-A faggot]], making him so [[depressed]] that he decided to attempt [[an hero]] for the first time. Literally every single faggot in the Ohana became [[PostSecret|alerted to his wanting to die]], and soon his efforts were thwarted. He spent the next three days trapped inside a [[Creepypasta/The Holders|padded cell]] in a [[Bondage|straitjacket]] (with his disgusting [[ass]] exposed so the [[Pedobear|orderlies]] can easily "[[Anal rape|treat]]" him) in a [[insane|happy home]], deprived of internet and [[Chickenshit|chicken nuggets]]. He was eventually let go after being told by the staff to [[Grow up|grow the fuck up]], which he obviously [[Lolwut?|didn't take note of]] because [[Yes|advice is gay]].

The Ohana eventually turned into a [[Civil War|Republicans-versus-Democrats-type situation]]. Jose, Shel, G, and Blade had the [[common sense]] to [[G2G|ditch the Ohana]] and distance themselves, while Anna, Kodi, "Best" Rob, Milo, and Damon [[BRB Joining ISIS|stayed together]] because they're the kinds of autists who [[Asking for it|easily forgive]].

==Peenie Weenie Club==
The successor to the Ohana, and what was initially intended to be some [[Keemstar|crappy podcast]]. Founded by Gordon and his ass-kisser Blazi, they included some members of the broken Ohana, while Kodi, "Best" Rob, and Damon chose to stay on the sidelines, obviously knowing better than to make contact with Gordon but at the same time not wanting to [[Showing Animals Respect and Kindness|hurt the delicate feelings]] of the gullible friends who [[WTF|took pity]] on him.

This predictably didn't last long, and soon, the Weenies broke up permanently. The deets are as of yet unknown, but it can be assumed that Gordon threw [[Lol|yet another]] [[Sperg|temper tantrum]] at Milo and Anna, causing them to retreat back into their other friends' circle like a bunch of [[cock]]roaches. Milo and Damon still (for some bullshit reason) kept in touch with Blazi, while Gordong was pretty much left [[Dying Alone|friendless]] and began [[Stalking|cyberstalking]] under a new name "vypre7". The others quickly caught on to his antics, leading to Damon having a panic attack and calling his neckbeard ass out while the rest of the party cockblocked his ass.

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A couple of months later, the side-orgy gets into a [[Joe Biden|political scuffle]] involving Anna and Damon because it turns out Damon is a [[Democrat|progressive]] [[SJW]] snowflake as opposed to Anna being a [[Republican|pure]], [[Hole|holy]], [[Christian]] [[fangirl]] of that super-amazing Badass mothafucka' [[The Donald]], breaking that circlejerk apart much the same way and leading to Milo and Damon crawling back to Jose and Shel with their [[Fellatio|heads]] tucked [[Sorry Day|between their own buttcheeks]].

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==Deadbeat [[Anthony Merino|Rent-A-Cop]] Job==
[[File:GordonDarbyMallCop.jpg|thumb|right|150px|CUMING SOON: Gordon Darby [[Mallcore|Mall Cop]]!]]
After the passing of his elderly pedophile father, Gordon was left in a dilemma. All he wanted to do in life was sit on his fat ass playing [[Doom 4|Doom 2016]] all while being a general asshole, but he had to concede the horrifying truth that he needed to get a fucking job (unlike your unemployed ass), and so he applied for a position as a deadbeat Rent-A-[[Cop]] at a [[Costco|Wholesale Store]], a [[Federal Reserve|Bank]], and a [[Microsoft]] [[Security Faggots|Data Center]], where he would do nothing but [[Masturbation|wank off]] to [[surveillance]] tapes of the [[Sick fuck|women's bathroom stalls]] whenever he wasn't [[Loiter Squad|standing at the front entrance]] looking like a [[piece of shit]]. During this time, he got into IRL political and religious sissy fights with a co-worker, harassed a [[Chris-chan/People#Barbara_Chandler_.28Mother.29|senile old lady]] at the store, and even developed an addiction to <s>[[cocaine]]</s> [[Caffeine|G-Fuel]], causing him to have an [[anxiety]] attack and being rushed to the hospital where he ended up filing for [[Boo boo|medical leave]] <s>so he'd have more time for [[vidya]] and getting [[fat]] off of [[MrBeast]] Burger</s>. Lucky for Boltybitch, his [[Boss Nigger|boss wasn't a tough bastard]] and approved it. However, he eventually got [[fired]] after six months of absence, all because he, with the [[Retard|cranial capacity]] of his [[Hitler|left testicle]], changed his [[Cellphone|phone number]] and completely forgot to notify his [[Final Boss of the Internet|boss]].

SnoopyPoopy [[Ragequit|never sought]] another job<s> since...</s> until about a year later when he applied for the same position again. Let's see how long he'll be able to keep that job until he inevitably fucks up again... >;)

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==GoFundMe Scam==

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[[File:GordonShit1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Even his sibling hates him!]]

As mentioned before, Gordon fucking hated it in Arizona, despite being surrounded by a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|cushy life]] where he got [[Vidya|everything]] [[McDonald's|he]] [[Pr0nz|ever]] [[Internet|wanted]] and with a [[family]] that [[Child Abuse|still gave a shit]] about their hopeless son. He would frequently use his hatred for Arizona to [[Gimme Pizza|extort money]] from other people, which he would claim the money is for his "escape", but would instead [[Chris-Chan|burn it on computer parts, gaming equipment, and other frivolous crap]]. As soon as he lost all of his friends, he and his Gay Lover Blazi started a [[Miss Scarlett|GoFundMe]] to get him out of Arizona, crossing their fingers that some <s>sucker</s> rando would stumble across their [[Slaton Sisters|GoFundMe]] page and donate an exorbitant amount to help Darbytard <s>buy [[moar]] toyz</s> escape from [[Your mom|his bitch mother]] and the rest of his [[cuckservative]] family.
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Gordon's mother [[Oh noes|caught on]] with the [[Jenny McDermott|GoFundMe scam]] and eventually, that shit was [[Abandonware|abandoned]] after her asshole son's most recent [[Kill Yourself|self-deletion]] attempt (see "V& Again" below). The only real donation they've ever received was five dollars from a troll or a gullible retard. Everything else was [[Nothing of value was lost|nothing ventured, nothing gained]].

The page is still up if anybody wants to donate a penny under the name "[[LULZ|Gordon Darby's Dead Faggot Father]]". ;)

==Gordon's Gay Lover(s)==
Despite being a [[virgin]] [[Virgin with rage|with rage]], Gordonigger managed to woo quite a few people within his circlejerk ([[Truth|unlike you]], [[fuckface]]!), namely...

[[File:BlaziBucktooth.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Blazi's ugly fuckin' IRL mug.]]
==== Blazi ====
{{Dying|[[Diabetes|Fat]]}}

'''Blazikenpwnsyou''' (Powerword: Alexander Denny) is Gordon's [[Teeth|buck-toothed]] [[White knight|ass-kisser]] from Bloomington, [[Illinois]]. He looks like a [[Hollywood]] boulevard [[Donald Trump]] impersonator if he headbutted a [[cow]] and got [[Down syndrome]] from it, no doubt dooming him to a life of no bitches. This is especially noticeable with his [[imaginary girlfriend]] Billie, an OC who's been specifically designed to cater to Blazitard's fucked-up fetishes. First and foremost, LaziBlazi designed her so that every piece of attire she wears shows her [[Pantsu|panties]]. No pants, no skirt, just full fuckin' [[Underwear|commando]]. He also has fetishes for enlarged [[Tits and ass|TNA]], [[vaginas]], and [[Scat|feminine discharge]] on his face. He once asked for a [[Pregnant Loli|prego]] commission of Billie [[Pregnophile|giving birth]] and sliding the [[Babyfuck|newborn fetus along his dick]] using her Miigina. But this section ain't about her; this is about the LADA-ridden [[fat]] fuck who's, to date, been the only person to ever [[Gay|truly love]] the Arizona Doomer. Despite this, his love for Gordon has not stopped him from tugging his nasty, foreskin-laden [[Penis|weenus]] to Billie every now and then. He also likes taking pictures of his pecker and photoshopping transparent images of [[Pokemon]] riding on the tippy-top of it since Blazikenfuckspikachu is never gonna stick his wiener into the [[pooper]] of any actual living, breathing creature (and neither will [[you]] ROFLMAO). He posts his Gmod fetish shit on his [https://www.pillowfort.social/Blazikenpwnsyou Pillowfort.]

Like Gorilla gordon before him, he also has his own Error series, which is even more unfunny and chock full of autistic "storytelling" that you forget it even has a story to begin with. And since Blazi is Gordong's dick-kisser, he's obviously going to antagonize the people on his shitlist, especially Jose and Shel, whom he seems to have the biggest hateboners for.

[[File:BlaziBillie.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Billie, Blazi's badly designed OC, traced into his own childish "[[Shit|style]]".]]
Even after all the shit Gordon put him through, Blazi still stuck with him through [[Foreskin|thick 'n thin]] and remains his friend to this day. Gordon would often manipulate him by talking about how terrible his mother is, obviously twisting stories in his favor kinda like [[China]] denying the existence of [[Taiwan]]. These stories were quick to make Blazi infuriated, causing him to make long-ass rants calling Gordon's bitch mother out for her supposed bad treatment of his [[Princess Molestia|distressed damsel]] of a "boyfriend".

Just like with the [[Laura Kate Dale|GoFundMe scam]], Gordonigger's mother caught on and LOL'd her ass off, causing Blazi to feel [[Scared kitty|intimidated]] enough to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|baaaaalete]] the rants. Thankfully, we fine folk at ED were able to capture snippets of the jibber-jabber he [[Shit|shat]] out of his crusty, unwiped, diabetic [[ass]].
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==== Jack Daniels ====
'''[[Alcohol|Jack Daniels]]''' (Powerword: Jack Daniels) is Gordon's only true bestest best best best best best friend in [[Za warudo|the whole wide world]]. Gordon turned to Jack after his Lardass ex-girlfriend [[Break up|dumped him]], and ol' Jacky-boy did his best to pull Darbytardy through some [[First World Problems|tough times]]. Unfortunately, he couldn't pull him through Shel's [[Fuck you|hurtful words]] driving him to [[How to become an hero|suicide]], nor could he pull him through the remaining members of the Ohana [[GTFO|ostracising him]].

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==== Fireball, White Claw, and other drinks ====
Friend of Jack, but [[meh|nothing more]] than an acquaintance to Gordon. He likes to wash down his Jack with a lil' bit of Fireball and/or White Claw. He even considered giving this other drink called Everclear a try but [[never]] actually did (just like how you never actually got a girlfriend despite consideration, LOL). Darbybitch was also known to drink [[SNCA|Smirnoff]] whenever he wasn't [[Blowjob|swiggin']] on Jack.

[[File:GordonsSexyGirlfriend.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Gordincel's GF in the flesh.]]
==== [[IBM]] Keyboard ====
The very object that took Gordon's virginity. Blazibitch bought this shit for him back in 2019 for Valentine's Day (three months before his [[Suicide|audition for that year's Golden iPod Awards]]), to help him alleviate himself of his [[Herpes|blueballitis]]. This isn't bullshit; he started by pressing his dick on the numpad, then started slowly sliding it across the rest of the keys, bringing him to orgasm faster than all the imaginary sex he used to have with his [[Boyfriend-free girl|fugly ex-girlfriend]] on Skype. He would do this constantly, as the sounds of the keys being pressed stimulated his peepee. Definitely a good investment!

==== G-Fuel-Chan ====
Milo drinks things like [[Monster cock|Monster]] or Red Bull, and since Gordon believes that [[Spending too long on the internet|doing things that are the opposite]] of [[Troll|someone you hate]] is the best way to get revenge, started going out with this [[Crack Epidemic|powdered]] chick named G-Fuel-Chan. G-Fuel-Chan went in Gordon's mouth, and [[Goatse|up his butt]], not only because of his hatred for the aforementioned energy drinks per association, but because he also believed it would [[Romans|enlargen his penus]]. Later [[Never Drinking Again|dumped G-Fuel-Chan]] after being admitted to the hospital for an [[Seizure|anxiety attack]], which in turn got him fired from his job as a deadbeat [[Moderator|rent-a-cop]].

==Gordon's Shitlist==
[[File:GordonNeverGotThis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Gordon and Anna after another satisfying session of internet sex.]]
*'''AnnaTheGameGirl/Nebulanna''' - Gordon's [[Fugly|fat n' ugly]] ex-girlfriend, entitled [[Karen]], regular at [[Fast Food|Culvers]], talentless Tartlet, and avid supporter of that great man [[Donald Drumpf|The Donald]]. Her role in the Ohana was... pitiful. Frequently did free art commissions, [[Role-playing|Tickle RPs]], and tons of [[Cyber Rape|other questionable shit]] with Gordong except [[Tits or GTFO|sending]] him [[n00dz]] (BCUZ SHEEZ KRISHTAN). And whenever he would throw an [[E-Tantrum]] at his circlejerk, she would always try to convince the other members to [[We Apologize|help her throw him a]] [[Pity Sex|pity party]] like an obsessed, overdramatic housewife with [[Stockholm Syndrome]], and would have a [[Hissy Fit|panic attack]] whenever they said no to her. Finally had the guts to dump Gordon's hairy ass in 2019, leading to his [[Alcoholism]] and even being a key factor in his first [[Pseudocide|An Hero attempt]]. Despite this, the only thing she wouldn't do for him was [[Tits or GTFO|send]] [[n00dz]].
[[File:GordonShittyAriEdit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|One of Gordon's edits to Ari's little kid comments.]]
*'''Ari''' - Some piece of GOTIS [[Jailbait]] that constantly got into [[Internet sissy fight|internet sissy fights]] with Gordon, because we all know that all manchildren are prone to getting into [[Shitting Dick Nipples|Keyboard Wars]] with actual children OTI, provided of course they haven't developed [[Onision|predatory]] tendencies with them, which Arizona Neckbeard thankfully [[Lie|didn't]] with this bitch (or maybe he did, IDK).
*'''Bladehero22/MysticBlade''' - Someone Gordon used to go to school with and another former member of the Ohana, as stated previously. Much like Jose and Shel, he cut Vypervert's ass off after seeing how much of a greaseball he's been molded into. Before all that, he constantly let himself get jumped on and used as a meat shield by his "[[Lie|childhood friend]]" because he knew how delusional Gordon was and took pity on him (much like everybody else did and how Blazi still does).
*'''Damon/Dee''' - Another talentless tartlet, 1337 [[HAXED|HAX0R]] who broke into Boltybaby's abandoned discord, and [[Offended|internet vigilante against]] the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|hate machine]] who clearly didn't get the memo that [[Truth|picking on children and autistic people OTI is actually pretty cool]]. Just as prone to panic attacks as Anna, and much like the other males in the Ohana, was constantly [[Foot Fetish|stepped on]] by Supreme Emperor Gordon. Was recently outed for pedophilia along with his [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|troony]] lover Milo and has a habit of forgiving Blazi for fucking shit up.
*'''Daxter5150''' - As stated before, Gordontard used to be a fan of this shitty Youtube group and used to congregate with two of its members in the Ohana circlejerk. When the shit hit the fan back in 2019, he made them his [[hatefag|sworn enemies]] like a butthurt little kid who got told on by a [[Concerned Parent]] and tried numerous times to upstage them, plagiarize them, and even defame them only for each attempt to fall flat and him to be [[Threatening suicide|driven to An Hero]] immediately afterward.
**'''[[Florida|Jose]]''' - The only original member of the channel, the person who used to be [[Fangirl|idolized]] to all [[hell]] by Gordon, and the one who deprived him of his 2019 [[Golden iPod]] award. Was often (but not always) spared from any harsh treatment from Darbaby during his time in the Ohana, but eventually got a big fat "fuck you" from him as a thanks for saving his life. He's also really fucking fugly, as pretty much all [[Cuba|Cubanos]] are.
**'''[[New Zealand|Shel]]''' - Gordon's relationship with Anna did not stop him from [[Misogyny|making advances]] on other GOTIS bitches. And despite Shel being just as fugly as her Spic boyfriend, she was nevertheless still among the unfortunate ladies to get picketed for [[Sex by association|peepee stimulation]] by Gordon and had to constantly put up with him [[Angery|freaking out]] at her, with the worst incident being during a TF2 session, probably because she was better at the game than him. Also constantly owned his ass at Smash and PuyoTet, with the latter being used on a crusty Windows 7 dinosaur computer. Sent him a [[Nobody likes you|mean message]] in 2019, causing the Ohana to shrink down (like [[Micropenis|ur penis]] LOLOLOLOLOL) and making him want to [[Kill Yourself|kill himself]].
**'''The other members''' - Meanwhile, he harbored a deep hatred for Shawn and Flynn, the other two members of the channel, simply because they were [[The Best|better]] friends to Jose and Shel than he ever was. Shawn is a [[Trailer Park Boys|half-Canukistani]] nerd from [[New York]], while Flynn is a [[Injun|Feather nigger]] and [[Sega]] fanboy from [[California]] (ironically the same state where Gordon was born). All things considered, those two, and pretty much every other former member of the channel, did the right fucking thing and [[Ain't nobody got time for that|stayed out]] of the Ohana.
[[File:GordonGayKissTheSims.jpg|thumb|right|175px|The Sims screenshot that started his [[Homophobia|gayphobia]], despite him being an [[Streisand Effect|SJW snowflake]].]]
*'''GWizard777 ([[Good Korea|Good Rob]])''' - Of all the male members of the Ohana, this guy was the one Gordon pushed around the most. Like Blade, Darbytard constantly made him his butt-monkey and even made several unfunny, depreciating jokes about him in his videos, all because of a screenshot depicting them kissing each other in [[The Sims]]. At first, G thought it was nothing more than juvenile teasing and dismissed it, but became more and more [[Sus|weary]] of his bullshit as time kept growing (unlike your penis LOLOLOLOL). Was the first to [[G2G|leave]] the Ohana before Gordong's first attempt to [[Shotgun mouthwash|commit die]] in 2019 and managed to convince everyone else except Blazi to GTFO out of there. Unfortunately, he couldn't convince Anna, Damon, Kodi, Milo, and the other Rob to stay away from Gordonigger as soon as he [[Flounce|returned]].
*'''LandmarkSpring/DealingOctoling ([[Best Korea|Best Rob]])''' - Now, this guy's [[Yes|DEFINITELY]] a Grade-A faggot, seeing how he's a [[Canada|Canuckistani]] with a taste for children and RP personas. Was the [[Boyfriend|foybriend]] of Kodi before she decided not to give him her [[tits|hairy nipples]] & [[Pussy|coochie]] and dumped his ass, pretty much reducing him to the status of an [[MGTOW|incel nobody]] who needs to [[Suicidechan|do the world a favor]], and we don't mean in [[You fail it|the ways]] that Gordontard tried...
*'''Maudiewanna50/Seth''' - Some annoying kid on the internet from back in 2013-15 whose antics inspired a plethora of GoAnimate grounded vids getting made out of him. Threatened to kill Gordon in his sleep and snip off his peener in a Skype voice message, but since he was a dumb little kid, he didn't actually go through with it. This still did, however, make Gordon angry enough to dedicate several episodes of his shitty Error series to antagonizing Seth and even shat out crappy Grounded vids out of him. About a year later, Daxter5150 made their own Grounded series out of Seth, and it was [[Lie|way better]] than Gordong's.
*'''Milo''' - Another (YOU GUESSED IT) former member of the Ohana and [[Youtube Poop|ex-Youtube Pooper]]. Became [[FTM]] sometime after leaving the group, obviously upsetting Gordon. Angry from being deprived of GOTIS pussy once again, Gordon begins harassing Milo OTI using the same, rehashed "I'm going to [[Anal rape|rape]] you" threats taken from 2010's-era raging [[Xbox Live]] [[Tryhard|tryhards]], and even demanding <s>she</s> he [[Never|go back]] to being female. When Milo cut him off for the last time (after Gordonigger announced plans to move to [[Alabama]] to live with <s>her</s> him and Damon but they said LOLNO), Gordon made yet another failed attempt to [[Kurt Cobain|exhaust his own lifelines]] (see "V& Again" below). Also is quick to easily forgive Blazi every time he fucks up.
*'''Pixelboid/Kodi''' - Revulsive GOTIS Tartlet with hairy nipples, a nasty coochie, a [[Shotacon]] complex, and Gordon's fat ex-girlfriend's ex-bestie from the [[United Kingdom|land of buck-teeth and Fish n' Chips]]. Was yet another object of Gordontard's "[[Raep|affections]]" before she predictably stopped being friends with him upon his breakup with Anna. Friendship ended with Anna after the both of them got outed for "[[stealing]]" OCs that they probably drew and/or helped design.
*'''[[UTTP]]''' - Yes, Gordonfag was yet another victim of the [[Tommy Parky|UTubeFailPolice]] hurting his delicate feelings. Had a hate boner for one of its members, Stephen Larson in particular, not just for his association with the UTTP, but because he was a [[Philippines|Pinoy]], certifying Gordon as a [[KKK|grand wizard]] in addition to a [[God Hates Fags|fag killer]].
*'''[[Your Mom|His Own Mother]]''' - In case it wasn't already made clear, Yes. Darbytard hates the supposedly vile witch that projectile [[Birth Control|shat him]] into this world. Not because she was [[CP|physically or emotionally abusive]] or any of that, but because she made him and the rest of the family move to the Arizona desert to care for his [[Old|aging]], right-wing, Christian [[Lemonparty|Grandfather]], to help them get more in touch with our lord n' savior Jesus Christ, and to offer their support for that badass pussygrabber who's saving America: [[Bad Vlad|The Donald]]! Gordincel, having been tainted by [[ZOG|SJW brainwashing]], does not like any of this, and since he's too [[lazy]] and entitled to do anything, he can only resort to [[Cry|bitching and whining]] about how much he hates his wrinkly hunk of [[MILF|leftovers]] of a mother.

==[[V&]] Again==
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Around the end of September 2023, Gordonsperg realized his GoFundMe scam, his [[Cocktease|sexual advances]] towards Milo, and pretty much his entire [[life]] now that we think about it, wasn't going anywhere at this point, and he made another failed attempt at [[Kys|self-delete]]. His butt-boy Blazi was the first to find out what his shemale princess was gonna do to himself and [[Reportfag|DIALED FUCKING EVERYBODY]] within Gordon's vicinity to come to his rescue. Fortunately for those involved, the fat fuck was, as usual, in [[ROFLMAO|no immediate danger]], and he was soon strapped into the [[Waaaambulance]] and hauled off to the nuthouse, <s>where he's gonna spend the next 90 days to a year [[Prison rape|taking it up the ass]] from the [[Bubba|creepy orderlies]]. Reap what you sow, faggot!</s> DISREGARD THAT, THEY JUST KEPT HIM FOR THREE DAYS LIKE LAST TIME. Feel free to whine about him not being [[Almost raped|held longer]] in the discussion tab.
[[File:GordonShit2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gordongs's online butt-boy's Facebook post about saving his life (worded as if he was Roleplaying).]]
Around the same time, LazyBlazi exchanged [[Discord]] messages with [[Gullible|Damon]], claiming that he's "[[Lie|breaking up]]" with Darbyemo for a year, meaning that he didn't completely break up with his fat ass for the last and final time as he should've and <s>is gonna get back together with him on precisely September 22nd [[2024 Eclipse|2024]], provided Gordon the Tasmanian Devil doesn't [[Never going to happen|'successfully' off himself]] by then</s> LOL he predictably got back in touch with him shortly after because he suffers from severe Stockholm Syndrome and enjoys the taste of Arizona Cactus Cock.
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Shel, still bitter about how she was constantly stepped on by Supreme Emperor Gordonipple, found out about Blazi reconnecting with him after browsing through shitty art on [[Google]], then remembered how Blazi flunked an Art class in school and decided to use his crappy [[Gmod]] "artwork" as references, leading her to Blazi's page on a late-2000's-esque [[Bolt|Myspace clone]] called SpaceHey, which was obscure enough to keep LaziBlazi and Darbytard under the radar. Or so they thought...

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It wouldn't be long until Milo and Damon discovered this and called Blazi's diabetic ass out over it, even though they should've done the right thing and told him to go eat his imaginary girlfriend's [[Pamperchu|diapers]]. Why they chose not to break away from his fat ass is anybody's [[Welp|guess]].

==Fur-Trooning Out==
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On August 27th 2024, Gordon, having been drained entirely of all his sanity, has officially [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|rejected his humanity]] and masculinity. Lord only knows whether or not he's gonna buy a fursuit and bring that shit to work with him...

==Doomer's Gallery==
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File:vypreeatingass.jpg|As if anyone or anything would be willing to eat his hairy, smelly ass.
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File:GordonsHouse.jpg|HIS DOX
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File:BoltFedoraFag.jpg|I came to PWN N00BZ and Fuck Bitches, and I'm gonna fail at both!
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== See also ==
*[[Bipolar Disorder]] - Being a closet emo, Darbytard suffers from this.
*[[BPD]] - Another one of Gordong's behavioral traits.
*[[Camhead]] - Did the same shit but realized the error of his ways and left the internet to embrace real life (unlike you, faggot!)
*[[Depression]] - Crutch to get what he wants.
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - Gordonipple if he was a Portuguese Logofag.
*[[Dying Alone]] - It has been prophecized that Gordon will be all alone in his last moments of life as he lays motionless crying himself to permanent sleep.
*[[EDP445]] - Gordonigger if he was a- well... nigger! XD
*[[Glitchlov]] - Gordon look-a-like who thankfully didn't make this page.
*[[Golden iPod]] - The greaseball's long-sought prize of his dreams, and what he's likely to achieve soon (and you too, hopefully).
*[[Homeless]] - Gordon's future, provided he hasn't killed himself or got sent to a sperghouse by then.
*[[Incel]] - What he's been reduced to.
*[[Joey The Autist]] - Dramatic re-enactment of what Boltybitch puts his mother through on a daily basis.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - Long lost brother?
*[[Le wrong generation]]
*[[MediaFan2008]] - [[England|Jolly ol' Gordon if 'is doiet conshishtid o' Fish 'n Chips & Tea Toime.]]
*[[Pansexual]] - Claims to be one, but is actually [[Straight|Rapesexual]].
*[[RAGE]] - Something Gorilla Gordon is prone to if he doesn't get his way.
*[[Rape]] - What he never got to do, but probably roleplayed with Anna.
*[[Vyond]] - Used this to make grounded vids out of people who hurt his feelings.

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*{{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/mrcrazybolt5150|20161115233432|title=Baleeted Youtube Channel}}
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*<s>{{steamid|ISA_MARK_80486DX4|Steam}}</s> (gone)
*{{steamgroup|shadowzoneentertainment|Abandoned Steam Group for his shitty error series}}
*[https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1srpo9g Twitlonger post from his fat ex. Basically a final "fuck you" to him.]
*[https://twitter.com/starpastiche/status/1487651306361786372 Twitter rant from another troon that Gordon wanted to get with.]
*<s>[https://www.tumblr.com/bolts-w1th0ut-nuts Whole ass Tumblr dedicated to putting Darbybaby on welfare for the rest of his life.]</s> (gone)

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[[Category:People]]

Sonulianic

2024-09-23T18:57:24Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

{{Shittyattack}}
{{Aspie}}
{{lolcow2}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:Sonulianic.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Spergy Pedofork Jewlian}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 22, 2002}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[USA|🇺🇲]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Brooklyn, [[New York]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Spic]] (Ethnically) [[White devil]] (Racially)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pervert]] and possible [[pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Sonulianic, Sonulianic.Exe, Sonulianic.Exe 2.0, Sonulianic.Exe Is Back, MisterPingasMan69}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Sexually harassing every women online and making Drew Pickles rape videos out of people he hates}}
{{ibrow|'''An Hero?'''| [[DO IT FAGGOT|Not yet...]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Sonulianic''' ([[Powerword]]: Julian Hernandez) is a {{age|2002|07|22}}-year-old shitty content creator and perverted [[incel]] from [[New York]] who has a long and extremely lulzy history of drama he has caused, as well as a history of inflicting sexual harassment on multiple women [[OTI]]. He was previously associated with the edgy side of the Speakonia Community, until he was exiled from the community after multiple of his victims came forward about the aforementioned harassment. He would often act like an [[Internet Tough Guy]] and make videos of his rightful haters getting [[Secks|surprise buttsecks]] by Rugrats character Drew Pickles, much to the disappointment of the very community that helped revive those memes to this day. He also likes to hide behind multiple sockpuppets pretending to be a friend of Julian’s, asking who’s responsible for all this (spoiler alert: it was him) and why he’s getting these [[Bullshit|”accusations”]], even going as far as to blame the very people he’s hurt and accusing them of being a liar. The sad truth however, is that Julian is just another spergy pervert [[Spic|beaner]] who will never get laid and as a result will forever remain a [[Dying Alone|virgin]].

== His Roots ==

[[File:JewlianPedo1.png|thumb|Pedophile much?]]

Julian started off as a [[Vyond|GoFag]] commentator, often creating videos involving him trolling other members of the Vyond community. But once he discovered the Barney Bunch memes, he began to use them the same way those GoFags would use those (USER) videos back in 2014, but in 2021. He would often make videos of the leader of the Barney Bunch (Drew Pickles, from Rugrats) brutally [[Rape|raping]] the FUCK out of whichever GoFag was the subject of whatever [[SNCA|petty drama]] was going on at the time.

== Speakonia ==

[[File:Mr. Electric Sneeze.gif|thumb|An accurate depiction of Jewlian when he gets [[No|”accused”]] with the allegations.]]

His videos garnered a lot of positive attention surprisingly from those against GoFags, and especially those within the edgy side of the Speakonia Community. It wouldn’t be long until he would eventually meet MasterDragonSamurai, who would turn out to get it the worst out of most of his sexual harassment victims. They had a long connection, having briefly dated at one point, until the absolute worst came out of it. It was eventually revealed that the same person who was victim to [[Geoshea]], Baws/KBOS2004, was asked by Jewlian if she wanted to see his nasty [[Penis|bent microduck]]. With visible disgust in her response she turned it down, but didn’t say a word until months later. The very moment news broke out in [[Nigger|Rebel Shadow]]’s Discord server about this, another member of the Speakonia community then immediately broke the news on their server. It was at this very moment that everything Jewlian worked hard for, including all his tiny sperg circles, would eventually crumble apart. The biggest irony of all is he had preached against this type of behavior before, but it would eventually come back to bite him in his fat fucking lardass. Especially as sexual harassment is an unforgivable crime pretty much everywhere in the world and OTI. More victims of his (all female) would eventually come forward about their experiences with him, and then proof of Jewlian making a Drew Pickles raping video out of [[Pedophilia|an actual minor]] would surface via a well-known [[Twitter|X]] gimmick account called “Bad Youtube content” (@youtube_bad), having posted about it just days before this controversy would break out against him, with many of Jewlian’s now-former fuckbuddies having been completely blind to the real issue until the sexual harassment crimes were revealed.

== Enemies ==
Surprisingly, [[LOL|Jewlian has nobody remaining on his side]]. The following is a list of all of Jewlian’s victims and enemies in no particular order. The harm inflicted upon these victims may include sexual harassment, [[Rape|coercion]], grooming, being subject to a painfully unfunny and inappropriately used Drew Pickles Goes To format video and plenty other crimes.

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=== Sexual Harassment Victims ===

* {{twitter|DragonXKaiju}} ([[Powerword]]: Diana Garcia) - A {{age|2002|12|17}}-year-old [[spic]] [[Furry|scalie]] artist who got it the absolute worst out of every single one of Jewlian’s victims. They briefly dated at one point, but for undisclosed reasons they eventually broke it off, but remained on good terms until the incident with KBOS was made public information. She was coerced into erotic roleplays with him, even being asked to satisfy his weird fart fetish (which thankfully she wasn’t compliant with). She blindly defended Jewliass when a bunch of based [[faggot]] and [[tranny]] haters kept attacking him, only for it to eventually backfire on him since she would then turn against him.

* {{twitter|kbos2004|Baws/KBOS2004}} - There’s some info on [[Geoshea/Enemies#The Anti-Ficreation Alliance|this section of the Geoshea page]] and [[Duncan Burden#DonutAlert|this section of the Duncan Burden page]] about her.

* {{yt|u|kagevista3375|KAGEVISTA}} - Just like with KBOS, there’s some info on [[Geoshea/Enemies#The Anti-Ficreation Alliance|this section of the Geoshea page]] and [[Duncan Burden#DonutAlert|this section of the Duncan Burden page]] about her as well.

* MellowToneIn/[[An hero|Severely Depressed]]/[[Powerword|Valerie]] - A {{age|1997|10|14}}-year-old [[Azn]] who is also another run-of-the-mill Speakonia video creator that also fell victim to Juliass’ sexual harassment. Not much is known about her besides that.

* {{twitter|RainbowDoggiUni}} - A {{age|1998|03|28}}-year-old digital artist and FtM tranny who was subject to Julian’s sexual harassment, even going as far as to dumbfoundedly giving out his cell phone number exclusively to him.

* {{twitter|midnightxastii4}} (a.k.a. Asteria) - Was sexually harassed by him at age 18. Not much is known about her besides that.

There are 2 other victims, but they have requested to not be identified here.

=== General Enemies ===

* {{yt|u|michaelofrandom653|Michael of Random}} - A [[Bri’ish]] Speakonia content creator with the hots for Android 21 from DBZ. Not much is known about him other than the fact that he had a conversation with Jewlian a while after meeting him for the first time, where a lot of red flags were showing from him.

* [[Keegan Salisbury|Wothen]] - A {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old fellow redeemed lolcow, bipolar sperg and content creator who was among the very first to call out Jewlian for his horrid antics against all of his victims, making a long thread on X that keeps getting shit added on to this day. Was also responsible for ousting [[Roszina Head]] and [[Duncan Burden]] previously. He also took over as lead showrunner for Gary21115’s “The Drew Pickles Show” not long after the original creator had passed, and uses the Speakonia community to connect with fans of the show.

* Vlad - A 16-year-old [[Russia|vodka drinker]] who got suspended from X for spamming gore and based anti-tranny/anti-faggot memes towards various Speakonia community members. Was subject to an unfunny Drew Pickles video of his.

* Rockstar Miami/Qbanmissile/[[Powerword|Adrian]] - A 16-year-old [[spic]] [[nigger]] [[troll]] who does the same shit Vlad would do. Was also subject to an unfunny Drew Pickles video of his. Almost got doxxed by Jewlian as well, pretending to be some kind of a skiddie.

* Flyer - Not much known about him other than he worked with Vlad and Adrian in helping take Jewlian down.

* {{twitter|IvanTsapaev2K7}} - Another 16-year-old vodka drinker just like Vlad, except he’s also a [[Vyond|Vyondtard]] and Kisekaefag.

* {{twitter|BG_Return}} ([[Powerword]]: Beatriz Koretkii) - Some young adult [[Germany|kraut nazi]] and [[GOTIS]] who was subject to a SHIT TON of trolling caused by Jewlian. Still not better in her own way though because of the amount of lulzy shit she’s done, but she deserves a mention here for this sole reason. That and she’s also a Vyondtard, much like Ivan.

* [[Kenny Animate]] - Redeemed lolcow and Vyondtard that previously had to put up with his shit, and was also victim to his Drew Pickles stuff.

* XenoParadox - The same {{age|2004|06|20}}-year-old vigilante that was involved in taking down the massive spergs that were Roszina, Duncan Burden (that case of which made him a community hero along with everybody else involved in that), and last but not least, the lulziest pedo of all, [[Joey Nigro]].

== (Not) Taking In Any Criticism ==
Typical to just about every god-forsaken sperg online, Jewlian has shown to not take any kind of criticism. Tell him he did what he did, and he will try but fail miserably to “debunk” the allegations that are rightfully being held against him.

=== How To Troll Sonulianic ===
* Spam gore on his X or in his Discord DMs.
* Call him a [[spic]] or beaner.
* Dislike bomb and [[raid]] the comments of his socials.
* Stalk him on any server he could potentially be in (if he’s in any still, lmao) and call him out over the shit he did.
* Tell him his trusty little Exetior is shit and was created by a pedo. Same can be said about Sonic.exe, the creepypasta he loves to jack off to.

=== Salty Tears ===
Shown here is a glorious gallery containing all of Jewlian’s chimpouts, mainly towards Adrian’s gang as well as Diana and her friends. See for yourself!

<center>
<gallery perrow="6">
File:DrewVsVlad.jpg|The typical response when you piss Jewlian off enough. Not to mention [[Pedophilia|Vlad is a minor]] as of the latest revision.
File:DrewVsAdrian.jpg|Wow, apparently he pulled this shit a second time! And Adrian’s a minor too!
File:DrewVsIvan.jpg|Three times, wow man you’re basically a lost cause at this point.
File:RacistJewlian.jpg|He contradicted himself in the same sentence.
File:RacistJewlian1.jpg|Hey look, it happened on [[Discord]] too!
File:RacistJewlian2.jpg|Even as a spic you’re expected to have common sense with people like niggers too. This applies to pretty much every other race in general as well.
</gallery>
</center>

== Evidence ==
We can’t load everything on here all at once just yet, so for now [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1aXHDxfshPm-cXUYcvK7o1ALg3rnVnfOO here’s a link to all the evidence against Sonulianic].

== See Also ==
* [[Ass Burgers]]
* [[Duncan Burden]]
* [[Greeny Phatom]]
* [[New York]]
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[Sick fuck]]
* [[Spic]]
* [[United States]]

== External Links ==
* <s>{{yt|u|sonulianic69|Sonulianic Exe}} - Only 1 video on there as of the latest revision. Perfect opportunity to raid his channel and tell him to become an hero.</s> BAWWWWWWLETED
* <s>{{twitter|Sonulianic}}</s> BALEETED
* <s>'''[https://www.deviantart.com/Sonulianic His deviantART]'''</s> BALEETED
* {{twitter|EmperorSoulless}}
* '''[https://www.deviantart.com/sonulianicisback His new deviantART]'''

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[[Category:People]]

IronKidFan8

2024-09-21T00:53:49Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{Aspie}}
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{{pedo}}
{{gotis}}
{{spoiler|ROSZINA MASTURBATED WHEN SHE WAS A FUCKING MINOR AND ALSO SIMPS FOR UNDERAGE CHARACTERS, SHE ALSO LET A PEDOPHILE IN SOME DISCORD SERVER}}
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{{Ibhead|Roszina Head‎}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 27, 2002}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Britfag]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Bristol, [[England]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|The [[Master race|Master Race]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Transtrender|"Aro/Ace"]] [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Roszina Head, CodeLyokoFan2002, DreamyLovesMe88}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Hyperfixating over her [[manchild|obsessions]] and obsessing over [[diabetes|fudge]] while trying to be the [[bullshit|final boss of the internet]]}}
{{ibrow|'''An Hero?'''| [[DO IT FAGGOT|Not yet...]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''IronKidFan8''' (Powerword: Roszina Heather [[Fellatio|Head]]) is a {{age|2002|7|27}}-year-old [[fat|morbidly obese]] aspie [[Britfag]] who once made shitty animations and trance music like it was [[1990s|1998]] but ended up becoming an insufferable [[manchild|womanchild]] who just wastes her time [[BAWWWW]]ing at the littlest of things and sperging over [[Kingdom Hearts]], [[Final Fantasy]] and shitty children's cartoons called [[SNCA|Iron Kid and Jelly Jamm]]. It got so bad that her now ex-BF, McNinja ([[Powerword]]: Duncan [[Yes|Burden]]), a {{age|2000|10|31}}-year-old nobody from [[Missouri]], was finally convinced enough to [[lmao|dump her fat, ugly, hog ass]]. Since then, just about everybody in Roszina's [[circlejerk]]s (with a few insignificant exceptions) have completely cut her fat ass off, and everything she worked hard for ended up getting completely shat on and flushed down the toilet.
[[File:Mr. Electric Sneeze.gif|thumb|300px|Accurate depiction of Roszina sperging out over [[SNCA]].]]

== From Humble Beginnings ==
On July 27, 2002, Riley Head shat Roszina out of her vagina and brought her into this world. Not long after she was born, Roszina was eventually diagnosed with [[Autism|BAWWWWWtism]] and not much has been made known about her early life, even after this diagnosis. It was around 2015 (or so we think) that Roszina made her first ever social media account, "CodeLyokoFan2002", originally followed by a bunch of [[UTTP|police group]] [[SNCA]], on YouTube.

== Roszina's Family ==
It's often known that Roszina's father ([[Powerword]]: Ian Head) has to speak on Roszina's behalf every time someone asks about their horrible mistake of a daughter's behavior [[OTI]]. Not much is known about Ian's wife, Riley, who is also Roszina's mother. Ian has tried relentlessly (and failed every time) to [[Pedo|defend]] his precious little snowflake's behavior whenever he's pestered about it. Every time someone rightfully calls out her lard ass, Ian always tries to jump to the rescue and defend this retarded fuckwad as if she saved an orphanage.

To this day, people are [[ORLY|immensely surprised]] that he condones this behavior from his daughter. Clearly, they are too fucking braindead to realize that the shit Roszina has done is typically frowned upon.

<center>'''The pictures below show every time Ian has contacted people's parents and/or defended her daughter's behavior, likely through Messenger...'''</center>
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== Roszina's Buttbuddies ==
What you're about to see is a list of people who (surprisingly) still support Retardzina despite all the fucked up shit she has done. They will stoop to any level to defend their retarded "goddess".

*{{twitter|i_hate_lawns}} ([[Powerword]]: Emily Mowers) - An {{age|2005|2|24}}-year-old spastically damaged chick from [[England]] who has tried sticking up for Roszina many times, especially during the infamous Roszina vs. Valerie drama, simply because she's [[Feminazi|a fellow girl]]. Also a part of the physical media community, and staff member for Roszina's "Tell Us About It" Discord server, as well as sharing a server with Retardzina. More on that later.

*[https://www.youtube.com/@nostalgiaworks5999 Nostalgia Works] ([[Powerword]]: Matthew Ball) - An {{age|2000|9|6}}-year-old manchild who spergs over W.I.T.C.H., various video games, Toonami and more. He was the main reason why Gemaconda had to close down his Condacasa server, and he often claims certain things that remind him of enemies have "traumatized" him. Sticks with Rosziniggra and her other buttbuddies because [[Simp|he thinks he'll get laid for White Knighting them]].

== Roszina's enemies ==
After she got exposed, Roszina made so many enemies it's actually kinda funny, many of whom used to be friends with her, however at this time, only a few of them are actually known as some individuals who were exposed to Roszina's fury wish to remain anonymous.

{{Main|IronKidFan8/Enemies}}

===Garrett's Meming Crew===
'''The group responsible for who she is today''' 
* '''[[Garrett Simmers|Garrehandro]]''' - An {{age|2004|2|3}}-year-old professional sperg, [[bisexual]], weeb and redeemed lolcow from [[South Carolina]], who did not hesitate to help call Roszina out for her bullshit [[OTI]]. Had it not been for Garrett's trusty meming crew, Roszina would have gotten away with everything.

* '''[[Keegan Salisbury|~ Maestro Keegan ~]]''' (Indirect/unofficial member) - An {{age|2004|9|15}}-year-old "jack-of-all-trades", [[Lie|vigilante against pedophilia]], and [[No|likely-redeemed]] lolcow from [[Illinois]] who, along with his separate group of friends, helped bring Roszina's actions to light and even helped write an exposed document on her in Google Docs, sharing it in as many places as possible.

* '''[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|Earthsam Productions/WeDoALittleTrolling]]''' - An {{age|2002|7|24}}-year-old [[Battle for Dream Island|object show fan]] and [[Closing Logos Wiki|avid logo enthusiast]] from [[Massachusetts]] who, after learning of Roszina's wrongdoings, eventually cut her off and now advocates for her downfall.

===Other people===
* XenoParadox - This {{age|2004|6|20}}-year-old young adult from within both Speakonia and GoAnimate communities is helping rightfully fuck Roszina's life up, and is trying his damndest to get the British authorities involved. He's also well-known for his successful exposures against pedophiles from the GoAnimate community such as [[Joey Nigro]]. He is part of a vigilante group called "CDM" on Discord, however he is the only CDM member actively working on this.

* {{twitter|RathourYuvi}} - Some {{age|2004|4|20}}-year-old [[Britfag]] with an obsession with [[The Simpsons]] who after reading what Roszina has done, cut her off as his friend.

* Valerie Flowers - Some {{age|2004|12|20}}-year-old transgender pansexual cartoon, anime, and gaming aficionado, who helped expose Roszina with her playlist of Roszina's wrongdoings.

* Rebel Shadow - A {{age|2005|4|24}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] [[300|Sparta Remixer]] and [[Logo Kids|logosperg]] from [[New York]] who Roszina hated after he sent multiple offensive jokes to her that she took very seriously. He was happy to hear that the Dunczina reign ended, and celebrated the cancellation of Roszina after what she had did through 5 years of her wrongdoings.

* [[Glitchlov|svalxei_]] (Powerword: Sherman) - A {{age|2004|6|23}}-year-old dude from [[Ohio]] who was once a victim of Roszina's bullshit after getting called out for catfishing her fuckbuddy Jenna, which resulted in him leaking their e-mails in Late-November of 2021, granted people hated him for doing such an act like this, it probably doesn't matter now that Roszina got outed as a pedo, he also has helped contribute to Keegan's exposing doc out of Roszina Head.

* {{twitter|t00thpick_}} (Powerword: Calum Lindsay) - A {{age|2008|9|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] so obsessed with some nigger channel that its slogan is also their slogan and his second YouTube channel is her personal dumpster of shit from that nigger channel who developed grudges with one of Roszina's fuckbuddies who was in her Tell Us About It server, Nancer (Powerword: Issac Wykes) for some cringe edit they made on a server Nancer was in. Was also in Roszina's shitty Tell Us About It and 'Obscure Media Archive' servers until July 2021 when someone from the server Nancer was in made false accusations on t00thpick. It took a meeting with staff members and no evidence at all to ban t00thpick.

*{{twitter|jemibuni}} (Powerword: [[Powerword|Jenna Miller]]) [[Jew|✡]] - A {{age|2002|1|1}}-year-old equally morbidly obese sperg from [[New York]] who once uses the same excuses as Roszina and sucks off her massive lady cock 24/7. She is known to jack off to Jelly Jamm and other shitty cartoons no one cares about with her everyday and like Roszina, uses the comfort character/comfort food explanation to excuse her spergery. Only except with Roszina she uses it to hide her sexual desires. Also draws shitty and sloppy artwork. Was previously involved in some extremely petty drama against [[Glitchlov]] (now known as svalxei_), a {{age|2004|6|23}}-year-old random person from [[Ohio]] who she claims "catfished her" with some [[Spain|Spanish]] persona account. (which was true, but was rather petty) and "doxxed her" (when really all he did was leak her email address alongside with Roszina's, which isn't even illegal and in fact, was technically already a public record since when you want to block someone from sending files to you on [[Google]] Drive, the e-mail address is shown from there.) But none of that matters no more as it was reported that she turned on Roszina.

*{{twitter|bluetone1_}} (aka TheNixMin) - Some young {{age|2006|7|24}}-year-old [[Tunisia|Tunisian]] ace/aro [[LGBT|enby]] living in [[New York]] who spergs out over obscure shows geared towards a younger audience. Once tried but failed miserably to call out Keegan and Garrett for their involvement in the drama and their rightful vigilantism against Roszina, before it was later reported that Nix themselves turned on Roszina.

*{{twitter|BROWNPuP_IIIDX}} (Powerword: Isaiah) - A {{age|2002|9|17}}-year old Rhythm Game fan from [[Pennsylvania]] who Roszina has called a liar over her ban from a server, it is no wonder why Isaiah turned against her.

*{{twitter|MiguelArcos2003}} (Powerword: Miguel Arcos) - A {{age|2003|5|16}}-year old [[spic]] from [[California]] who also has a loveboner for cartoons, especially a [[Brazil]]ian cartoon named "Oswaldo", he has cut ties with her ever since the Roszina news came out.

===Manchild weens===
*[https://www.youtube.com/@zachmosleyentertainment2001 Zach the Movie and Media Collector] ([[Powerword]]: Zachary Mosley) - An {{age|2001|7|30}}-year-old [[Britfag]] [[manchild]] who has been known to make [[LGBT|enbyphobic]] comments previously, as exposed by Valerie. He has made angry message videos like a fucking [[Vyond|GoFag]] would do, and has rightfully been called out several times over his bullshit. Despite Roszina apparently not condoning LGBTphobia (which was later proven to be bullshit), <s>she still somehow manages to stick with Zach after all this.</s> '''[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7xXuy3Po48U Not anymore!]'''
*{{twitter|AussieAnimeFan}} '''([[Powerword]]: Samuel [[The Best|Best]])''' - An autistic {{age|2001|2|1}}-year-old [[manchild]] from [[Australia]] who makes the most pointless tweets and milks Roszina Head with tweets saying that she should have Reece Kendrick and Michael Byk as her roommates and/or fans.
*{{twitter|JaxH_}} '''([[Powerword]]: [[Pedo|Jax Hahn]])''' - A fat, {{age|2001|11|27}}-year-old [[fucktard]]ed [[pedophile]] from [[Michigan]] who Roszina fucking hates with a passion yet acts like him in many ways, shapes, and forms.
*{{twitter|boopstawista}} (Powerword: Sophie Hanssel) - An autistic {{age|1998|1|29}}-year-old manipulative womanchild from [[New York]] who obsesses over [[British]] [[music]] and [[plushophile|plushies]]. Roszina used to trust her as a mutual until a document about her actions was made by BabyLamb5 (Powerword: Simon A.) a {{age|2002|11|29}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] who is famous for his web series named Baby Lamb & Friends. Roszina has cut ties with her ever since, but we believe that she absolutely acts like Sophie.

== How she handles criticism ==
{{quote|MALACHI, HAS BEEN ABLEIST!}}
Very typical to pretty much anyone within the physical media community, Roszina has proven to not be able to take any sort of constructive criticism, whether it's about her work or her behaviors. She has a massive fucking ego and is very arrogant and likes to show off a lot. Every time she recieves anything even SLIGHTLY negative, she often fires back with snarky comments like "Can't you be more positive?" or just a full on explanation of why [[Lie|her work doesn't suck]]. She is basically living in her own delusional mind completely rent-free.

===How to piss off Roszina===
* Make video remixes of her infamous "THIS IS STUPID, FUCK YOU!" video.
* Tell her that any of her kins (e.g. Sora, Bello, Marty) died brutally.
* Tell her that Iron Kid/Eon Kid is a Megaman knockoff.
* Tell her that Cubix is better than Iron Kid/Eon Kid.
* Compare her to [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], as she bears a striking resemblance to her.
* Bring up anything she's done, whether it's past or present
* Sign her email up for porn and junk mail/newspaper listings (Check the Social Media section of this very page for her E-Mail)
* Put her in a DM group with Valerie Flowers
* Raid all her social media
* Raid Tell Us About It (her shitty Discord server). Actually, we don't recommend wasting your time doing that, as she probably has baleeted that server. That and no links can currently be found.
* Insult her with unkind words (like snowflake or retard for starters)
* Add her with random accounts that have intimidating names to scare her, she's a dumbass lmao

== The Secret Show era ==
In 2017, Roszina was into some cartoon [[SNCA|no one else (except maybe a few other britfags) remember]] called The Secret Show. She stole the assets even though they aren't open-source and wanted to use them to create her retarded TSS fanfilm of ultimate spergery. However, word about her stealing the assets got out to Collingwood O'Hare Entertainment (the company who made the show) after some other TSS fanfag named "MKTheInstrumentalist" informed them about it, which lead to the police kindly telling her to stfu with a C&D.

Roszina also somehow [[Dox|dawksed]] the number of Kate Harbour, the voice actress of Anita Knight, one of the characters of the show. She then called Kate Harbour like the creep she was and then uploaded the call online without Kate's consent. Where was the cops when this happened, we don't know.

== Iron Kid fanfilm ==
Somewhere around [[2019]], Roszina was trying to make a fan film of a shitty [[Good Korea|Korean]]/[[Spain|Spanish]] CGI kids show named Iron Kid/Eon Kid ([[Moonspeak|아이언 키드]]), however this plan came crumbling down to [[hell]] as the server had been [[pwned|raided]] by a group named "Mates Studio Schmucks" and by '''RjGunner111''' (Powerword: Rj Kumar), an [[India]]n-[[American]] individual from [[Wisconsin]] who also has used her e-mail to sign her up to [[porn]] sites and mailing lists. Not much is known what happened to the server after the raid but this image will explain
[[File:RalphBreaksVanellopesCar.gif|thumb|right||300px|Rare footage of the Iron Kid Fan Film Server getting destroyed]]
[[File:Ironkidsperg.png|thumb|center|1000px|Why no one gave a shit about the fan film later on]]

== Roszina's downfall ==
It didn't take long for Roszina to realize that her actions would come back and bite her in the [[ass]] when some damning evidence would surface OTI, It has been noted that she admitted to [[fapping]] at a very young age.
[[File:RoszinaBS.png|250px|thumb|This is still an invalid reason to let a [[pedophile]] in your fucking Discord Server.]]
[[File:RoszinaFAP.jpg|600px|thumb|center|Imagine being this sad that you have to [[EDP445|consider jacking off to be a sport]].]] Like, what a fucking sperg.
On another note, it was also reported that she allowed [[Child Porn]] whilst in a NSFW Channel, not knowing that CP is very fucking illegal in many countries. She has also masturbated to someone's nude [[camwhore|selfies]] because reportedly their camera was [[hax|hacked]]. The final nail in the coffin for Roszina came on December 23, [[2022]] when her now ex American boyfriend named Duncan broke up with Roszina because of her actions. Since then, people who used to trust Roszina have cut ties with her, and she has [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|baleeted her social media accounts like a pussy she is]].
[[File:DuncanVictory.JPG|600px|thumb|center|The tweet that put Roszina in her ultimate demise.]]

== Gallery of Shame ==
<gallery>
File:Diabetes1.PNG|Solidified proof of Roszina being a [[plushophile]].
File:Idonotcare.PNG|Basically everything she watches on a daily basis.
File:Setup1.PNG|The [[battlestation]] of this womanchild.
File:Cringe1.PNG|Proof of how horrendously bad she draws. Even fucking [[Chris-chan]] draws better than this cuck.
File:RoszinaLiar.png|Roszina lying about taking a hiatus.
File:RoszinaLiar2.png|Roszina being a bad liar, Part 2.
File:RoszinaOwned.png|Roszina getting her reputation owned.
File:RoszinaExpose.png|Roszina getting exposed by an [[Anonymous|anonymous]] individual
</gallery>

== Roszina Spergery and Memes ==
{{videoframe |roszinaspergnshit|background-color: #f7b023; padding: 10px; font-weight: bold;| font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>OqUkq0VLlVc</youtube> An infamous Roszina sperg video over a {{age|1990|6|27}}-year-old Kingdom Hearts player named Soullessceor (aka Kurayami Ryu)|
<youtube>UDPvlWCOb_c</youtube> One of her "comfort characters" at a fudge shop be like... What a resemblance.|
<youtube>VTFMh229GaU</youtube> Roszina's reputation fell hard after this|
<youtube>jG0taJrcuzs</youtube> Typical Roszina spergery after [[SNCA|being banned from a few servers on Discord.]]|
<youtube>l56vfZprymE</youtube> No she can't|
<youtube>skKF-o5DIks</youtube> Not to mention, [[Darren Pipster|Darren]] decides to make a shitty video out of this pedo and her clone just like [[Keegan Salisbury|Keegan]].|
<youtube>DMkiMTvfi7Y</youtube> Roszina not handling Valerie's content|
<youtube>0QVXS12XYjo</youtube> Roszina resembling [[Chris-Chan|you know who]]|
<youtube>ft973Rhq0HI</youtube> In an alternate universe|
<youtube>LESQlBlEpA4</youtube> Ironically, Duncan is American... so ergo America runs on Duncan.|}}
{{Rainbowsmall|THIS IS STUPID, FUCK YOU!}}

== Social Media ==
* {{yt|c|UCffLuQHQ67BRo5WryvcSipA|Roszina's YouTube account}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{twitter|IronKidFan8|Roszina's Twitter}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{dauser|dreamylovesme88|Her DeviantArt Account}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{discord|u|IronKidFan8 (ON HIATUS)#9279}} - Discord tag '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{instagram|ironkidfan8|Her Instagram Account}} '''(PRIVATE)'''
* {{fbid|100009907452513|Her Facebook Account}}
* {{Tumblr|freaktownfan08|Her Tumblr Account}}
* [https://codelyokofan2002.carrd.co/ Her Carrd Page] '''(BALEETED)'''
* [https://scratch.mit.edu/users/CodeLyokoRules8 Abandoned Scratch Account #1]
* [https://scratch.mit.edu/users/BigFox8/ Abandoned Scratch Account #2]
* {{Soundcloud|antzfan88|Soundcloud Account}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* [https://secretshowfan8.bandcamp.com/ Bandcamp Account] '''(BALEETED)'''
* E-Mail Address: codelyokofan2002edcp@gmail.com
[[File:Bawwwletedcarrd.mp4|800px|thumb|center|An archived video of what her carrd page looked like.]]
* It should be noted a lot of her accounts have been baleeted. Currently, your best bet is possibly her email. Order stuff online, sign her up for [[porn]], try to sign into her email account and make some impostor accounts or whatever. Sky's the limit!

== See Also ==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Britfag]] - What she is.
* [[CamHead]] - {{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old pedo from California who could be Roszina's lost brother if possible.
* [[Chris-Chan]] - She resembles in every way, shape, and form, even when Riley gets dementia.
* [[Dan P. Lyons]] - {{age|2000|8|18}}-year-old retard from Florida who is actually responsible for The Rodfellows. Roszina hated him with a burning passion.
* [[Darren Pipster]] - Some {{age|2000|9|25}}-year-old likely-redeemed lolcow from Indiana who she also hated, yet acts like him.
* [[Diogo Mendes]] - A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old Portuguese fucktard who Roszina hated, yet she clearly acts like him.
* [[EDP445]] - The Basketball American version of Roszina.
* [[Fetishes]] - She clearly has multiple of these.
* [[Final Fantasy]] - Her sperg material.
* [[Garrett Simmers]] - {{age|2004|2|3}}-year-old redeemed lolcow and former friend of her from South Carolina who cut ties with Roszina after the news broke out.
* [[Geoshea]] - {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old pedo from Pennsylvania who also relates to Roszina in many different ways since they both like childrens shows.
* [[HeyItsBowman]] - A Pinoy-Canuck {{age|1996|9|10}}-year-old manchild who groomed a minor in 2018, it's possible that Roszina might have done the same and/or even cheated on Duncan with him.
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] - A {{age|2001|8|18}}-year-old spic who is likely Roszina's lost cousin.
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - {{age|2004|9|15}}-year-old likely-redeemed lolcow from Illinois that was formerly friends with her until the September 2021 drama.
* [[Kingdom Hearts]] - Moar sperg material.
* [[Manchild]] - What she would be if she were the opposite sex.
* [[Mar9122]] - A shitty {{age|2000|9|16}}-year-old manchild/miraheze mod wannabe from Florida who faps to lolicon.
* [[MediaFan2008]] - {{age|2007|2|19}}-year-old version of Roszina, both are from the UK. Roszina hates this cuck despite acting very much like him.
* [[Pedophile]] - What she is.
* [[SNCA]] - MOAR SPERG MATERIAL.
* [[The Rodfellows]] - A show with pedophile creators which Roszina has a hard hate "strap-on" boner for, but you know she acts like a fucking spergbag.
* [[United Kingdom]] - Where she lives.

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HeyItsBowman

2024-09-21T00:53:43Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{spoiler|BOWMAN GROOMED A MINOR IN 2018 AND THREATENED TO BUTTFUCK AND MURDER [[Keegan Salisbury]] AND HIS FAMILY IN 2016}}
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{{Ibhead|John Aguilar}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 10, 1996}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Philippines|Pinoy]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Canada]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Philippines|Pinoy]] [[Pedo]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pervert]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|HeyItsBowman, CyberSumoNinja, BronyMult}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Raging at people, grooming minors, sending death threats, and annoying users with info no one cares about.}}
{{Ibend}}

'''HeyItsBowman''' (Powerword: John Aguilar) is a {{age|1996|9|10}}-year-old [[Philippines|Filipino]] [[manchild]] from [[Canada]] who tard rages over the littlest of things. He is a diehard fan of the 12-year-old boy character from [[SNCA|Supernoobs]] named '''Tyler Bowman''', hence his username. He recently outed himself for grooming a 15 year old girl (who is now 19) in [[2018]].

== The shitass beginnings ==
[[File:Mr. Electric Sneeze.gif|thumb|An accurate depiction of John when he gets [[permabanned|kicked out]] of a [[Skype]] chat.]]
On September 10, 1996, John's mother shat him out of her ass, and he was born to live a shitty life. He later joined social media in [[2009]] as CyberSumoNinja, but returned in [[2014]] as his current alias. During this time he collaborated with his [[fuckbuddy|fuckbuddies]] Mr. Trollinator, StormTaker21, NateGaming2005, etc.

== The end of his career ==
On October 21, [[2022]], Johntard uploaded a video on [[JewTube]] on his vlogging channel outing himself for the things he has done in the past, the second part was uploaded the day after.
*'''DISREGARD THAT HE PRIVATIZED THE VIDEOS LIKE THE LITTLE [[pussy|PUSSY]] HE IS.'''
{{videoframe |johnaguilar|background-color: #f7b023; padding: 10px; font-weight: bold;| font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>HNIbgf4t1P0</youtube> '''Part 1 of Bowman exposing himself'''|
<youtube>a22bqgEiSgk</youtube> '''Part 2 of Bowman exposing himself'''|
}}

== What he has done ==
The following is what this fucking manchild has done
*Threatened [[Keegan Salisbury]] (who is another [[cuck]] of his own) to kill him and his family and to have [[sex]] with him. Keegan was 12 at the time mind you.
*Betrayed '''Mr. Trollinator''' and told him to commit [[an hero]].
*Groomed Daknophobia (Powerword: Ali), who was 15 in [[2018]].
and there's much more, but those are the major things he has done.
{{videoframe |johnaguilarmemz|background-color: #f7b023; padding: 10px; font-weight: bold;| font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>Ny9XCgKrxT0</youtube> '''The video that kickstarted the meme making, from 2016, but uploaded in 2019.'''|
<youtube>bBunl9MpfA</youtube> '''Bowman in school be like...'''|
<youtube>EOXBj_nAQTM</youtube> '''The fucker deserved it.'''|
<youtube>hZemIbF3Hzo</youtube> '''Bowman when he sees a child to groom.'''|
<youtube>kxJ6VRc52KQ</youtube> '''Bowman after grooming a child.'''|
<youtube>ua9QIidq6so</youtube> '''Bowman's great singing skills be like.'''|
<youtube>lyK2xk9Hdt0</youtube> '''Bowman but [[India|Pajeet]].'''|
<youtube>0b0oANtuW7k</youtube> '''Do remind you that [[Keegan Salisbury|Keegan]] made this?'''|
<youtube>eRsTnGS32LM</youtube> '''And of course Keegan had to make a shitty YTPMV out of this pedo just like [[Doggis]].'''|
<youtube>Kc9GAzCnEJM</youtube> '''Do you also remind that [[Darren Pipster|Darren]] made this?'''|
<youtube>nlqsT_EaX14</youtube> '''So fucking true!'''|
}}
{{Rainbowsmall|LET ME BACK IN THE CHAT, OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!}}

== Enemies ==
{{nobodies}}
Since Bowman outed himself, all of his [[friendzone|friends]] turned against him, here are some well known people who had experiences with this fucktard.
[[File:Daknophobia.png|thumb|right|600px|Proof that Bowman groomed her. There are no screenshots sadly so this is all you get]]
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - {{age|2004|9|15}}-year-old [[lolcow]] from [[Illinois]] who was once set up by him in 2016 and in 2018 when Bowman tried to turn him into the police. Keegan also tried to get his IP from some IP grabber, but failed miserably since twelve year old kids don't know how to do shit for a living.
*[[Garrett Simmers]] - {{age|2004|2|3}}-year-old redeemed former [[Logo Kids|logocow]]/troll from [[South Carolina]] who used to be friends with Bowman until he cut ties with him.
*{{twitter|skearthsam}} - {{age|2002|7|24}}-year-old logofag from [[Massachusetts]] who also used to be fuckbuddies with Bowman until he heard about what he did.
*Yuvi Rathour - {{age|2004|4|20}}-year-old [[Britfag]] with an obsession with [[The Simpsons]] who cut this fucktard off.
*Mr. Trollinator - {{age|1998|6|22}}-year-old who made a whole Livestream about Bowman and what he has done, former friends of Bowman were also featured in the stream and got to have their say about Pedojohn.
*louis wolf - {{age|2001|6|5}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] from [[Arkansas]] who cut ties with Bowman before the fucktard outed himself. He also made 2 exposing videos of him in 2019 and in 2022 respectively
*StormTaker21 - {{age|2001|8|16}}-year-old [[gaming|gamer]] who used to be friends with Bowman. [[Shit nobody cares about|Who knows what he's doing now that he's cut ties with the fucktard?...]]
*DC Comics Fan 2004 - Some {{age|2000|10|1}}-year-old [[retard]] from [[Washington|Washington State]] who also used to be his fuckbuddy.
*KeyboardComedian2001 - A {{age|2001|12|23}}-year-old [[300|Sparta Remixer]] from [[Finland]] who was also sucked into Jonny Jonny's [[circlejerk]].
*louielouie95 - An [[Ireland|Irish]] {{age|1995|8|6}}-year-old [[manchild]] with [[Autism|problems of his own]] who makes shitty [[Vyond]] videos.
*Brendan Barney - A {{age|2000|9|10}}-year-old Vyonder from [[Illinois]] who was also Bowman's fuckbuddy. They both share the same birth month and date, quite frankly.
*stormtracker64 VGCP - A {{age|2001|9|20}}-year-old shitass member of the [[SNCA|VGCP]] who used to be his fuckbuddy. He was last seen in 2017, so he probably might have retired or committed [[an hero]].
*LuigiAiden The Rabbit - [[Canuck]] fucktard who has a loveboner for [[FNAF]].
*Luke Jeffers - A {{age|1995|6|28}}-year-old manchild from [[Georgia]] who [[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek|obsesses over game shows]].
*AGKandvideomaker2000 - A {{age|2000|1|15}}-year-old [[Mexico|Mexican]] [[brony]] who specializes in making [[Angry German Kid]] parodies like it's [[2007]].
*WrathriumXFears - A random {{age|1999|12|1}}-year-old nobody from [[South Dakota]] who was a former AGK video maker, now specializes in [[Lazy|shitty gameplays]].
*Daxter5150 - Johntard used to be a fan of this [[YouTube|JewTube]] collective until the groomer fallout caused him to get [[B&]] from their [[Discord]] server, then subsequently cockblocked by them on [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], [[Instagram]], and pretty much any other social media without a [[Manchild|Mental Age]] policy.
{{videoframe |johnaguilarexposed|background-color: #f7b023; padding: 10px; font-weight: bold;| font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>S1I3HYSB1EA</youtube> '''The first exposure video made out of Bowman by louis wolf, made back in 2019'''|
<youtube>Bv9irfnyg2g</youtube> '''louis wolf's second exposing video out of Bowman'''|
}}

== Social Media ==
* {{yt|c|UCzzCXn8RJYbvG2X0thR2d6g|Main account}}
* {{yt|c|UCQ1XwoqF1qgLd1bxWoSEINQ|Alt account}}
* {{yt|c|UCP8SMywsMe5TLHRtaVc9HYA|Gaming account}}
* {{fbid|100004742738589|John's Facebook}}
* {{twitter|HeyItsBowman|John's Twitter}} '''(PRIVATE)'''
* {{instagram|heyitsbowman|John's Instagram}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{Tumblr|heyitsbowman|John's Tumblr account}}
* {{snapchat|heyitsbowman}} John's Snapchat
* {{discord|user|HeyItsBowman#4427}} John's Discord
* HeyItsBowman - [[XBOX]] Live Gamertag

== See Also ==
*[[CamHead]] - {{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old [[zoophile]] from [[California]] who has groomed people to do dog impressions
*[[Canada]]
*[[Darren A. Nichols]] - {{age|2000|9|25}}-year-old retard from [[Indiana]] who acts the same like him, minus the freakouts
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] teenage fag who acts very similar to Bowman
*[[EDP445]] - {{age|1990|12|15}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] from [[California]] who has also groomed a minor
*[[Geoshea]] - {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old pedo from [[Pennsylvania]] who is probably Bowman's potential idol
*[[Mar9122]] - A {{age|2000|9|16}}-year-old fucktard from [[Florida]] who is similar to him in some aspects
*[[Mr. Creatinator]] - [[Texas|Texan]] retard who insults [[transgender]] people
*[[NateGaming2005]] - {{age|2005|6|12}}-year-old redeemed final boss of the internet from [[Florida]] who lied and manipulated to people in Mid-2022
*[[Pedophile]] - What he's destined to be
*[[Philippines]]

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Shaan Singh

2024-09-21T00:53:28Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{Rainbowsmall|ALL HAIL THE TOKU ARMY}}
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{{Ibhead|Shaan Singh}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Shit|Indian]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Canada]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Sandnigger|Indian]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pervert]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Tokusatsudaily,SpeechSpace}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Raging at people, grooming minors, sending death threats, and annoying users with info no one cares about.}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Shaan Singh''' (a.k.a. SpeechSpace) is a {{age|2003|7|15}}-year-old [[Sandnigger|Indian]] [[manchild]] from [[Canada]] who tard rages over the littlest of things while simping for tokusatsu villainess [[animu|Larjula]] from [[Power Rangers|Wakusavers]], he also spends him time running [[shit no one cares about| A kiwi farms clone]] and harassing 14 year olds on Discord.

== Histoire ==
On July 15, 2003, Shaan Gregory Hartnett Singh was shat into the world by his pajeet parents in Montreal, Quebec. During his childhood, he claims that he grew up with a shitty Canuck tv series called [[wut|Bolts & Blip]], which along with [[Alex Jones|InfoWars]] and [[Indian|Zee TV]] radicalized him into the person he is today. He also claims that he was drugged and [[Bubba|r8ped]] by his school for being autistic apparently. Speaking of his autism, he claimed that he cured his autism with [[Mountain Dew]] a la [[Chris-chan]]. As for his school days, he got expelled for apparently getting into fights with the local [[weeaboos]] at his school.

== Filmmaking Skills ==

During the years 2018-2020, Shaan was involved with a film company known as [[Autism|Spectrum Productions]] where he created two shitty short films. The first one, released in 2019, known as The Church of Fantasia, was a one minute indoctrination piece about [[Disney]]. The second one, Totas Intergalatic Wish is about some [[autist|spastic]] decides to purchase a dog and manage to find a genie in a lamp because [[meth]]. Somehow, villains from [[Kamen Rider]], [[Power Rangers]] and [[Gundam]] show up out of nowhere to get the lamp and shit ensues.
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|<youtube>GLgzYf6eRq8</youtube>'''The Church of Fantasia'''
|<youtube>4d9bYfYHyo0</youtube>'''Totas Intergalatic Wish.'''
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== What he has done ==
The following is what this fucking manchild has done
*Simped for anime women
*Was best friends with [[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Pipster]]
*Fapped to Jared Messing
and there's much more, but those are the major things he has done.

== Enemies ==
{{nobodies}}
*everyone

== Quotes ==
Quotes of the Shaan ensue.
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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 260px;|font-weight: bold;

|Our alien overlord is a left-wing cajun.
|Shaan studying episodes of [[Hentai|Super Sentai]]
|ALL HAIL THE TOKU ARMY!!! DOWN WITH SHOCKER!!!
|Shaan literally being a Gundamfag
|'''LARJULAAAAAA!!!'
|Shaan when he faps to Wakusavers

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== See Also ==
*[[Power Rangers]] - What he faps to daily
*[[Canada]]
*[[Darren A. Nichols]] - His bestie
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - Spic Shaan
*[[EDP445]] - The black version of Shaan
*[[HeyItsBowman]] - {{age|1996|9|10}}-year-old manchild who groomed a minor back in 2018

== External Links ==
*{{kf|86833|Shaan Singh & Others}}
*{{deviantart|rentroarchives|DeviantArt}}
*{{tiktok|shaan_ceshounce|TikTok}}
*https://open.spotify.com/show/0qHKsuh0LQ8rRBcke4OpoQ - Shitty Podcast

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Mischief

2024-09-20T21:19:08Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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==About==

Mischief is a shitty gaming YouTuber where he gives his poorly formed opinions on current gaming topics. He is mostly known for his drama with [[Quantum TV]], where he was a victim of said faggot only to bitch and complain until [[The Act Man]] took over the drama for him.

==Unpopularity==
Besides [[Quantum TV]] Mischief is also known for his shitty opinions on irrelevant gaming topics, only to be roasted by fellow faggots like [[Brother Nier 2.0]].
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2024 Southport Riots

2024-09-20T21:17:42Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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After misinformation spread misidentifying [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] as an illegal [[Arab]] instead of an autistic nigger (whats the difference?) and the media trying to hide his race in the first place. led to large groups of anti-immigration protesters, protesting in multiple cities in England and north Ireland, these protests quickly turned violent with multiple clashes between the Anti-Immigration Protesters and [[pigs|Police]] taking place, along with multiple pro-immigration protesters forgetting they used to be screaming "All cops are bastards" now bending over and kissing the police arse for the good job of putting random "[[nazi]]" protesters in jail over facebook posts.

== How to troll ==

* Make up new meeting places for protests and watch as people flock to the new area to counter-protest just to stand around since no one is there.

*flooding the UK police with complaints to waste their time.

*Report random people, call them racist and watch as they take a trip in the [[party van]].

[[File:How to Troll Southport Riots.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Trolling Uk Police.png|200px]]

== Glowies ==
Watch out for Glowniggers

[[File:All heil fascist uk.png|200px]]

== See Also ==
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]

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Mitchell Henderson

2024-09-20T21:17:33Z

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{{notice|This is an legend that started it all. Be [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|respectful]].}}
[[Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|thumb|History's most celebrated [[An hero]].]]
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|Mitchell received the coveted [[Golden iPod]] for his feat...but then later lost it]]
[[Image:KenVicWreckers.jpg|thumb|"Want an iPod for being a goodboy, [[Ausfag|mayte]]?"]]
[[Image:Lulpwntanhero.jpg|thumb|An alternative reason to become [[an hero]].]]

'''Mitchell Henderson''' (born on July 15, 1992 and died on [[Hitler|April 20]], [[2006]]) [[suicide|killed himself]] over losing an [[iPod]] after realizing how his [[Freemason|parents]] betrayed him after [[sex|human genitalia]] class, listening to [[Morrissey]] and getting bullied for being an [[you|wimpy white kid]]. Mitchell's parents set up an tribute MySpace page for their dead son, which a lucky [[b|/b/tard]] happened to stumble upon and forward to the rest of [[b/|the collective.]] In the wake of Mitch's death were hundreds of misspelled comments from his supposed friends calling him [[An hero|"an Hero"]], an phrase which quickly caught on with the invading anons and has since become an term for an person that causes an [[lollercoaster]] via [[suicide]].

It is now known that the real reason he was depressed was that his Dad video taped him masturbating, probably to [[shotacon]], or other teenage boys, or perhaps wincest, and sold it for [[child porn]]. Henderson's alcoholic, methamphetamine abusing father also anally molested him multiple times with knives, broken beer bottles, and lit crack pipes from the time he turned 9. All his relatives would sit around and fap to the porn, while reminiscing about the time he took an [[Mr Hands|horse cock in the ass and loved it]]. Nonetheless, the pr0n ended up on Henderson's iPod, because he liked to show his gay friends at school (he was only ever popular with the gay boys, anyhow). He thus blew his brains out and died of [[COVID]], causing all kindz of [[lulz]] on the Internet.

His father denied the alleged charges of sexually abusing his son, stating "[[dracoguard|I only ever had sex with the dog]], you [[Sparkling wiggles|fucking niggers]]! I just watched Mitch jack off and sold it to [[Catholic]] Priests as porn! You would've done the same thing if you had an gay son with no future!".

== [[4chan]] parodies ==
[[Image:anwinner.jpg|thumb|An [[winrar]] is you!]]
[[Image:anvillain.jpg|thumb|He was an Villain!]]
[[Image:Mitchhero.gif|thumb|How do I shot myself?]]
Due to his notoriety on [[MySpace]] and the fact that he is "an Hero", the people of 4chan (and most notably [[B|/b/]]) jumped on the bandwagon and created several parody pages, including "Zombie Mitchell". Mitchell's so-called "friends" went and reported it and the Zombie Mitch page is no longer on MySpace. In retaliation, /b/tards posted [[Shitting_dick_nipples|ShittingDickNipples]] and [[Frosted butts|Muddy Dicks]] on the now dead memorial MySpace. Needless to say, there are now many macros with "An hero" ever since.

[[4chan|Someone]] even went so far as to call his parents' home and leave an message about finding his ipod. However, it was not before an brave soul known as [[B|TheShining]] called his parents and left an message (<strike>an recording of the call can be found here[http://media.putfile.com/I-CALLED-MITCH-LOL]</strike> link's dead, redirects to Ebum's).

On August 9th 2006, [[B|/b/]] invaded Mitchell's tribute mourning page, once again showing the true face of the internet, and drawing an line between those who <strike> deserve the title of [[anonymous]] and those who just don't. </strike> are moralfags and those who are in it for the lulz.

Mitchell's death occurred on the same day as [[Hitler]]'s birthday, National [[Weed]] Day, and the [[Columbine]] <s>massacre</s> lulzfest. Thus, this quafecta of [[lulz]]y events has led April 20th to be known as [[An hero day]].

==Jews did Henderson==
3,000 [[Jews]] were absent when Henderson painted his wall. <big>Coincidence???</big>
The truth is that Mitchell didn't kill himself at all; those olfactory-enhanced Zionists merely wanted his iPod, rich with Jew consumerism and [[pr0n]], to bring down our freedom and/or gun rights. Mitchell Henderson was captured and kept in the Jew's hive, but died of starvation since his captors were too Heebish to feed him.

==RIP Mitchell==
[[Image:you'restupidcunt.jpg|thumb|His friends [[fail]] at [[grammar nazi|grammar]].]]
Mitch had an memorial MySpace set up by his friends where they left pictures and long, often homo-erotic, but nevertheless unrelated stories about their experiences with Mitch.

==="He was such an hero"===
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>He was such [[an hero]], to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was [[A and an|an]] hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, [[WTF|Our minds are rubber]], our [[marijuana|joints]] don't work, [[Emo|Our tears fall into abyss]]. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before an decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. [[Lie|He had courage]], that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died an hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>

[[TL;DR]]: It was great of him to stop using oxygen. We're sad. (Really, though, read the whole thing. It makes you wonder how people can be so mind-numbingly stupid to honor someone for '''SHOOTING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE CANT FIND HIS IPOD (more like ipronz, amirite?)'''.)

<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>I agree...Mitchell does not deserve to be treated in this manner. He was an amazing kid...he was an son, an brother, and an friend. How can the people that mock him sleep at night...what you are doing makes me sad Imagine if this was your friend or brother...would you want to log on read awesome things like this or see [[pretty_cool_guy|cool people]] make an mockery of his death. Can you for once stop and think about the pain and loss his family and friends must feel, and then think about how much you guys are making it - for what an few chuckles or an giggle here or there. These pictures on here are awful and the words written about him [[lulz|untrue]]. [[offended|This is by far the worst thing I have ever seen]]. An [[13 year old boy]]'s life is gone and all you can think to do is make fun of it. To you it's an joke to family and friend of Mitch Henderson this is [[irl|real life]]...just think about what you are doing and maybe you will have enough common sense to realize that its [[sick fuck|sick and wrong...]]But sadly he does and you know why? Becasue hes an '''AN HERO'''<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>

Ellipses make an statement so much more dramatic... don't you think?

==="JUST STOP MAKING FUN OF MITCHELL LIKE HES SOME SPORT!"===
[[Image:An Hero is not amused.jpg|thumb|Hay guise, that's not funnay.]]
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>I was an friend of Mitchell, I went to Mitchell's funeral. I think this is inhumane and ridiculously over sarcastic how much you people have done. Why do you laugh at an boy you never knew, and more importantly why do you laugh at an boy who committed suicide? It's insane how hurtful people can actually be. He did not commit suicide over an ipod. I know he had some bad situations he was going through. Do I know the last thought that went through his head? No. [Editors Note: [[Fucking magnets|science]] suggests it was an bullet] Also, the whole "An hero" thing... Seriously. We were in middle school, the most of you people couldn't complete an 5th grade spelling test with what I've seen on YouTube. Now pick apart what I just said, try, because Mitchell was an great kid, and you can't change that. Yes, we we're the greatest of friends...more sexual then anything...yes...we love the Cock, WE CANT HIDE ANYMORE!

[[Lol wut|'''WASNT IT YOU THAT WAS TRYING TO GET NAKED PICTURES OF THE GIRLS IN MY CLASS?!!?!?!?!?!''']]
<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>

Yes, but that's besides the point.

<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>when i went to his church to see all the funeral things being prepared, there was an 3 story church filled with people, that people had to go to the basement and watch things on an tv. it was an very big church and just filled with people. there was no room anywhere. and think. you are hurting every single one of them.

i sure hope that you guys can reconsider all that you have done, apologize because. i am willing to forgive right now. if you can stop. we would all be happy. cant you find it in your heart to stop and lend an hand? cant you help all these people feel better instead of worse? i really hope that you guys can stop. we all suffered from the loss and we don't need any more grief. please. find it in your hearts to not make fun of Mitchell. i didn't realize that the memory was still so fresh. when i first saw this site, i started to cry. i didn't know Mitchell as well as others but he was still my friend. [[unrealistic expectations|i wish that you will delete this site]] and make another one not to make fun on him but as an tribute and that would be very helpful. and it has been proven that i have [[emo]].<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>

Our response: Tits or GTFO.

=== Mitchell's Song by Blink 182 ===
[[Image:IHero.jpg|thumb|For great justice!]]

<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>Mitchell never thought He'd die alone He laughed the loudest who'd have known? He traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all He took his time, He hurried up The choice was His He didn't think enough He Was too depressed to go on We're All Sorry That He's Gone Mitch never conquered, rarely came 13 just held such better days Days when He still felt alive He couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over He'd survived He couldn't wait till He got home To pass the time in his room alone Mitchell never thought He'd die alone Another six months He'll be unknown Give all his things to all his friends You'll never step foot in his room again You'll close it off, board it up Remember the time that He spilled the cup, of 7up, in the hall Please tell His mom this is not her fault Mitch never conquered, rarely came 13 just held such better days Days when He still felt alive He couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over He'd survived He couldn't wait till He got home To pass the time in his room alone *guitar solo* He never conquered, rarely came But tomorrow holds such better days Days when He can still feel alive When He can't wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, He'd survived He can't wait till He gets home To pass the time in his room alone --kevin gronseth<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>

Actually I was wrong for writing that, sorry. Please, because I am such an faggot, go to [[13-year-old boy]].

==German girl stands up for Mitchell Henderson==

{{quote|Jenya is an bigger embaracement to Germany than Adolf Hitler.| Tanja K.}}

In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dgai6A-8ew this 8-minute long spoken piece] (removed) on [[YouTube]] (the last 5 minutes is some [[shit]] [[music]]), an [[16-year-old girl|23-year-old]] [[German]] female student stands up for him. In it she claims that "Mitchell had much friends," and later confirms that "I became an letter, I read it." It is quite [[gay|moving to the soul]], and almost induces feelings of [[troll's remorse]], but by the end you just feel she needs [[fellatio|shut the fuck up]].

This video is an response to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbT7zaZKj8 this one](removed), featuring an [[fat]] boy saying that Mitchell was an '[[faggot]]', which was in itself an response to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPczQFvg3c German chick's first video about them](removed), which in turn was an response to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5vinn_GV4 the original Frank Howley video, featuring an bunch of kids acting out the Mitchell Henderson story](removed).

Like much YouTube [[drama]], it is quite confusing for outsiders. Frank Howley had nothing to do with Mitchell Henderson, he's just an random troll who decided to make an Mitchell Henderson video. About 6 months later, some retard found it and decided to stick up for An Hero.

==Hate mail==
[[Image:Mitch_hate_mail.JPG|thumb|250px|Another of his clearly illiterate friends ]]
Mitchell's reason for suicide was that his iPod was stolen and that he had an "bad day" which referred to the song on his MySpace. However this is unconfirmed, as according to his friends, "he was so happy, and such an great basketball player."

As luck would have it, some of Mitchell's friends and family got word that we were making fun of him.

{{quote|To everyone from 4chan who's looking at this page and [[Fapping|laughing]]: [[GTFO|gtfo]] and [[Chris Crocker|leave Mitchell alone]]. it's not funny at all. Mitchell was ''an'' good person.|[http://www.myspace.com/youreajew *jB* is not an kitten]}}

Sometimes people can't understand satire, and send [[lulzy]] [[bullshit]] to the people at ED regarding this article.

{{quote|Hmmm o rly? As you /b/tards would say..... Fuck you you stupid chink Mitch was an good kid. Fuck you fuck anon fuck /b/ fuck chinks fuck anime fuck you [[Irony|butthurt people]]!!!!!! You honestly make me sick. Go ahead get all the /b/tards you want after me [[Internet Tough Guy|fuck I don't care call all the internet against me]]............ I'm ready for [[Cum|it]].|[http://www.youtube.com/user/crow100089 crow100089's] response to reasoned debate ([[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|comment archived]] by the [[Good Korea|chink]])}}

==Quotes from the NY Times article on "Trolls"==

{{quote|The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, an 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for an [[LOL|year and an half]].| The NY Times, quoting [[retard|someone]] who never thought to change his phone number.}}

==Lulzituary==
{{quote|ROCHESTER - An memorial for Mitchell J. Henderson will be at 11 a.m. Tuesday in Congregational Church UCC in Rochester. Burial will be in the church's Memorial Garden at an later date. Mitchell, 13, died Thursday (April 20, 2006) at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rochester. He was born on July 15, 1992 and had attended Bamber Valley Elementary school. He was '''an seventh grader''' at Willow Creek Middle School and he enjoyed participating in basketball, baseball, football, and soccer. He was also an avid downhill skier. He was an member of the Congregational Church UCC and active in the church's youth group. Survivors include his parents, [[Fail|Mark and Kimberly]], of Rochester; an [[Loli|younger sister Laura]], still at home; his grandparents, James and Margerie of Milwaukee and Roger and Marian Buchan of Fairmont, Minn; and his great grandmother Edna Buchan of Fairmont, Minn. He was preceded in death by an great grandfather and his aunt Jayne Busche. Visitation will be from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday at Ranfram & Vine Funeral Home in Rochester. The family prefers memorial so the Mitchell Henderson Memorial Fund at Wells Fargo Bank.}}

==Videos==
===Radio 1===
During an raid on [[BBC]] Radio 1's ''Sunday Surgery'' show on 3 September 2007, an text message purporting to be from Mitch was read out. The presenter, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Nihal Nihal], [[You fail it|failed]] to read properly, mispronouncing "an hero" and thus completely changing the meaning. However, [[lulz]] ensued regardless, especially when the presenter added: "go on my son, well done indeed".
 Listen to the clip:
[[File:Mitchell_Henderson_-_Radio_1.ogg]]

===Mitch Henderson e-mails Faux News===
<youtube>uohvKgVh1pw</youtube>
AN TRAGEDY COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!

===I Got No iPhone===
<youtube>vUI9M9SyX7s</youtube>
Replace "iPhone" with "iPod" and you're all set.

===It's officially [[Daxflame|Daxflame's]] fault===

<youtube>F2XDb9dwPrk</youtube>
DAXFLAME [[Jews Did WTC|DID MITCHELL HENDERSON]]

Watch as [[Troll's Remorse]] sets in about halfway through the video.

==Gallery of Heroism==
{{cg||mitchhendersongallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Mitchell_Henderson_is_an_hero.JPG|Eh an hero [[evar|forevar]]
Image:An hero22.jpg|This shoop needs more [[memes]]
Image:mitchsexchange.jpg|Was it all just an clever ruse?
Image:Herosandwhich.jpg|[[The Sandwich Chef]] is always right
File:Mitchell henderson - i was an hero before amanda todd made it cool.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Nigger_mitch.jpg|He was an nigga
Image:Mitchellobituary2.jpg|It was only fitting for his obituary to have an typo
Image:Aero.JPG|He was An Aero
Image:Akinatoranhero.jpg
Image:McCannHenderson.jpg
Image:His_dad_should_have_bought_him_one.jpg|His dad should have bought him one
Image:AnBlingee.gif|He was an gangsta
Image:HeroTS-copy.jpg|He was an [[Old media|movie star]]
Image:Anhero.JPG|The birth of an meme.
Image:FacebookMH.png|He would die if he didn't have his iPod.
Image:Mudkips_hero.jpg|An [[Mudkips]]?
Image:Welcome to b.jpg|He will be missed.
Image:Therealdeal.gif|Take no bullshit, this is the real deal.
Image:Ripmitch.PNG|There goes the memorial!
Image:Partyhardanhero.gif|Rock on, Mitch
Image:Mitchbitch.jpg|Internet meme
Image:Blair_mitch.jpg|He was also an film star
Image:Anguitarhero.jpg|He was an guitar hero
Image:Anherodvd.JPG|To avoid being not ‘an hero’ buy the Lazytown instructional DVD for kids
Image:An-other_hero.jpg|we don't need another An Hero
Image:Afreakan.jpg|The nigger that stole Mitch's iPod.
Image:Anfail.png|[[No u|NO U]]
Image:AnHeroesBowie.jpg|He wanted to be [[Faggot|David Bowie]]
Image:AnWorkingClassHero.jpg|He wanted to be [[The Beatles|John Lennon]]
Image:Anchinkhero.PNG|He was an <strike>chink</strike>[[Azn]].
Image:AnLocalHero.jpg|He wanted to be an [[Old media|movie star]]
Image:MiniatureHeroes.jpg|He was an miniature hero
Image:AnHeroToSaveUs.jpg|He was [[shit bands|an hero to save us]]
Image:My-Hero-(cart).jpg|He was my an hero
Image:Mitchell-wants-a-free-ipod-nano-(from-b).jpg|He can get an new iPod for free...
Image:coolguyanhero.jpg|He was an real hero
Image:Mfailurel.jpg|An hero
Image:Mitch_hate_mail2.JPG|''A'' HERO?!
Image:Mitchellsite.jpg|[[B|/b/]] raided the funeral site with pop-ups that had the lyrics from ''Fresh Prince of Bel-Air''
Image:stupidwikiadmins.jpg|His (now deleted) [[Wikipedia]] article
Image:Mitchhendersonadvicepuppy.jpg|Mitch was one of the first to heed the wisdom of [[Advice Dog]]
Image:Mitchel henderson cheezeburger.jpg|[[I Can Has Cheezburger?|he just can't have it]]
Image:Mitchellnofriends.jpg|An loner.
Image:Mitch n josh.jpg|Two losers bitch about their lives.
Image:Mitchellcopypasta.jpg| I AM ANHERO
Image:An disappointment.jpg|[[I am dissapoint]]
Image:Yahoopod.jpg|I'd die without it!
Image:I_quit.jpg|DiePod
File:Mitchell henderson by happypenguin819-d4jvg6f.gif| the [[Tartlets]] say no h8!1!
File:Lockeanhero.jpg|[[Locke]] did Mitch.
File:Mitchel_hendersons_blingee.gif
</gallery>
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== See Also ==
*[[An hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Golden ipod]]
*[[Brb]]

== External links ==
* [http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell The Memorial MySpace] (Was originally deleted and was created again under an loving [[B|/b/]] tard. Twice.)
* [http://myspace.com/k4l_killaz4lyfe Mitchell's alleged best friends MySpace page]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]
* [http://anherospinnaz.ytmnd.com/ MITCH RIDIN SPINNAZ]
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139266534 An Hero Rides Again]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Sorry_for_selling_my_story.png Iranians stole my I-Pod!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]
* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.]
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043480/Mitchell-Wilson-Disabled-boy-commits-suicide-bully-punched-pavement-iPhone.html An Hero II: Mitchell Wilson]

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2024-09-20T21:16:28Z

ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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TheAdviseShow, or Phillip Scott, is a professional [[Al Sharpton|race hustler]], [[Racist|Black Panther]], and [[e-begging]] JewTube dindu nuffin who scams his stupid "woke" fans for Patreon money and shekels. And just like any other stupid [[BlackLivesMatter|hotep]], he used to make rant videos against [[black chicks]]. Think of him as basically the fat liberal version of [[Tommy Sotomayor]]. Luckily, he's in deep water because he's been exposed for being married to a [[For the lulz|fat white woman]] and the retard black "woke" community is pissed! [[Hypocrisy|Practice what you preach]], retard. You know, he also was married to a [[spic]] at one point and had [[Die in a fire|a kid]] with her. His other kid is from a Sheenequa from his first marriage, and he hated her since the stupid nigger would nag him about child support constantly. If he was one day late, she will threaten to have him [[V&]] by the pigs he also hates so much because, you know, "[[Bullshit|white supremacy]]."
[[File:Advise-show1.jpg|300x300px|thumb|right|Just a typical TheAdviseShow video. Note the cop and the nigger on the screen.]]

==Typical TheAdviseShow Video==
*Demonize white people
*Publically humilliate a nigger who disagrees with him [[Trump|politically]]
* "TEH [[Pigs|COPS]] ARE EVIL!!!"
*"Muh white supremacy"
*Racialize everything
*Cherry-picked stories
*Shill Patreon
*[[Hypocrite|Interview open black supremacists]]
*Go off topic and rant about racism
*Lie about FBI Statistics
==E-begging and Videos==
[[File:Adviseshowpatreon.jpg|400x200px|thumb|left|The thumbnail of one of his YT videos shilling his Patreon and abusing #Hashtags]]
Phil used to have a channel called "RatchetVideoWeekly." It's just comps and vids of [[Negress|angry black women yelling and getting into fights like they usually do]] and black people shit. All of the videos were deleted but luckily there's reuploads.
Phil makes extremely retarded race-baiting videos like "Black 1% Prove Wealth Doesn't Free You From [[White supremacy|WS]]." He also calls some of the white people in his videos "[[We wuz kangs|Neanderthugs]]." Fighting racism....by being racist. Nice job, nigger.
[[File:Adviseshow2.png|400x400px|thumb|center|Neanderthugs]]
==Taking Criticism==
This fat hotep thinks and calls racist rednecks, losers and desperate, but Phil makes videos like this:
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This fatass is DESPERATE for views and Patreon money. He swindles his viewers and lies about his financial troubles even though he makes good shekels on JewTube ad revenue. He has to steal content from other people and tries to cash in on trends, like demonizing Trump and his supporters and having his manager try to doxx critics.
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'''The most important thing for you to know is that you are incredibly fucking ugly.'''

[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|220px|'''You''' are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.]]
[[Image:1000px-Relatives_f_Chart_svg.jpg|thumb|220px|You are a faggot.]]
[[File:Abortion_clinic.jpg|thumb|220px|''This'' is the place that [[your mother]] should have gone to when you were conceived.]]
[[Image:promluser.jpg|thumb|220px|You [[nope|aren't]] getting [[incest|laid]], either.]]
[[Image:youatcomp.jpg|thumb|right|220px|You, doing what you do [[best]] at your [[desktop]] after having lost your left leg to [[diabetes|diabetus]].]]
[[Image:4chan sex.jpg|thumb|220px|No, you're the one on the computer reading [[b|/b/ 2.0]].]]
[[Image:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|220px|You right now.]]
[[Image:You-Personoftheyear.jpg|220px|thumb|We at [[ED]] would like to thank you for [[Nothing|all your contributions to humanity]].]]
[[Image:foreveralone_real.png|thumb|220px|right|YOU are [[forever alone]].]]
[[File:Fat asian kid bullied YOU.jpg|thumb|220px|right|250px|[[Pwned|You're the fat azn kid.]]]]
[[Image:Loserlickingcybertwat.gif|thumb|220px|The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.]]
[[File:Clitoris_YOU.jpg|thumb|220px| -YOU.]]
[[File:You_as_a_child.jpg|thumb|220px|You as an infant.]]
You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job <s>besides minimum-wage retard-work</s> at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.
==You illustrated==
 
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'''You''' are on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

'''You''' aren't even cooler than [[Thor]].

'''You''' are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. [[Suicide|You think you should be doing something more productive]], but for some reason, you aren't.

'''You''' can go ahead and suck jizz from my puckered anus, dirty slut.

'''You''' aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.

'''You''' think your taste in music matters.

'''You''' Took the despair of your Grandmother's love and mixed with your sister to make the only Woman to Male you ever had a single long-term relationship with. You charmed and worked devotional-love to you into her heart then you tried to be Frankenstein by killing that love with the burden of your brattiness and see if it could come back from the dead. She suffered 7 years of you AKA BAD LUCK before you shattered the mirror of her heart like glass to see if you could puzzle it together. You have seen her in your dreams with the better half who might be Jesus poured into you ebola. She has always looked like a creepy old frog and you were too busy with the size of her bust-lungs to see what was really in her heart. She cucked you but did it in silence as she knew you would take the Maroon 5 and argue lies of assault to rationalize the murder.

'''You''' believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what [[Lemonparty|political party]] you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!

'''You''' have seen every episode of ''Star Wars'' multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the [[Quentin Tarantino]] movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto [[Failbook|Facebook]] and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.

'''You''' are every shit stain, cum streak and piss smell on every single piece of underwear worn by humanity. You can attempt to take 10 showers a day (and we all know you won't), but you will still smell like a monkey's asscrack with HIV.

'''You''' are ugly, all of your family members are ugly, and the [[Dying Alone|children you will never have]] will be ugly as well. Further, the fact that your mother or father did not do what so obviously needed to be done and strangle you immediately following your birth proves you come from bad stock. Do not breed!

'''Your''' very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from [[God]] to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give [[normal]] human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.

'''You''' think playing video games makes you alternative.

'''You''' "spontaneously" quote ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Monty Python]]'', and not to mention Tarantino flicks.

'''You''' installed [[Linux]] on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.

'''You''' wear a [http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist fucking fedora] in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the [[LARP|roleplaying]] club on the first day of orientation. You watch [[anime]] but insist you're not a [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. You quote [[memes]] at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic [[con]].

'''You''' drive a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot or dyke ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of [[Craigslist]] but never get responses. You have never had [[sex]] and are [[LoveShy|love shy]].

'''You''' are a 15 year old [[liberal]] thinking [[atheist]]. You can hear your [[parents]] yelling in the other room. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect [[plastic crap]].

'''You''' cum on your collection of [[plastic crap|anime figurines]] and [http://www.xvideos.com/video1506216/figure_bukkake_compilation film it for the entire world to see]. And after you cum on your plastic crap, you attempt to engage it in conversation to apologize, which ends in a one-sided argument about that unicorn you saw raping that box of cupcakes last week. You're as socially-adjusted as a potato (and that's an insult to potatoes). You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval.

'''You''' have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid [[penis]]. You began your trek through the [[Interwebz]] by googling [[nigger]] [[porn]]. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you [[masturbated]] in the bathroom during [[CSIII]] at least twice a week to your own little [[shota]] fantasies, you fucking [[pedo]].

'''You''' have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited [[4chan]] solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, [[noone]] fucking gives a fucking fuck.

'''You''' get your ideas and arguments from [[blogs]], because you are dumb enough to believe they will replace newspapers and magazines. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say that you gatecrash. You like to tell yourself you "only date [[nerds]] because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to [[fuck off]] if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which ''X-Men'' power you want, while your peers are shaping the world in their image.

'''You''' think you're a weapons expert because you play [[Call of Duty]] all day while screaming obscenities down the mic because your parents obviously don't give a shit about you. You're obsessed with [[J-Pop]] and other [[Wapanese]] [[shit]] due to the fact you're unpatriotic. You posted on [[B|/b/]] [[last Thursday]] and they wouldn't even reply to you and your shitposting.

[[You fail it]], where it = '''ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.''' You are also manually breathing...

SERIOUSLY, '''''FUCK YOU!'''''

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== Brutal ==

This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.

f==Definitions==

[[File:Fat-guy.jpg|thumb|This picture - predicts your whole future]]
[[File:Maid-catches-man-video.jpg|thumb|250px|This is how everyone else views YOU, including your family and the girls around, even your pets if you have any]]
[[File:Male miley cyrus.jpg|thumb|This is [[you]] in the [[fit|gym]] trying to look intimidating.]]
[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|right|You, shortly before being massacred.]]
[[File:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|thumb|right|You, as a baby.]]
[[File:522384 506618072682191 1246244089 n.jpg|thumb|Really you during Halloween.]]
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|right|<s>You "playing" with your friends.</s> As if you had any in the first place. Bitch.]]
[[File:Yandyonthetable.jpg|thumb|right|An artistic illustration of [[whore|you]] moments prior to tasting [[Ausfag|Casey's]] sweet tasty mouth creamy saliva.]]
[[File:Youtryingtoimpressagirl.jpg|thumb|right|You, trying to impress girls]]

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== You and web 2.0 ==
We realize that many of you are just "the typical middle-class fuck". Blogging, vlogging, podcasting, writing, editing, coding, drawing, tagging - all under the hope that your [[boring|self-indulgent jizz-stain]] of work will be plastered on the [[e-fame|front page of ''Time'']], or if not that, some shitty [[Web 2.0]] site. You're [[wrong]], you are nobody, and you will never be what you dream. TL;DR [[Nobody Cares|nobody cares]].

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== If YOU Are... ==

<big>'''ALRIGHT, I AM SO FUCKING [[Rage|TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT;]] SO I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, ONE BY ONE! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR PC SCREENS WITH SHIT-EATING GRINS ON YOUR GOD-UGLY FACES WHILE THINKING "WELL, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOTS!'''</big>

If you are [[White|a cracker]], then chances are you're a Satan's rejected son Kenny Mccormick who fights his Samuel The Coon. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit. It is a good thing too all the piss and volcano vinegar of wine-grapes gone sour gives me the vulgarity of truth even if my mouth is covered. [[weed]] yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. She can't get the role of queen out her asshole and treat my father with civility unless he keeps the glass-dick in her mouth. You prolly ain't got a job, you spend your freetime begin the fourth wheel to a car that only needs three to drive, Cartman has to die. but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Dairy Queen. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the [[Bullshit|greatest sport]] ever. You can't get on [[welfare]] 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You [[Incest|fuck your cousins]] on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.

If you are [[Nigger|a nigger]], you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is [[Shit|so fucking black]] that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that [[KFC]] and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that [[Truth|all niggers love fried chicken.]] You most certainly have about ten kids with different [[Slut|baby mamas or daddies]] because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use [[crack]], worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice. You are also the Black-Dynamite that centers the stage. Y'all daughters of Babylon knows a black-king who is really a white-knigt of ninja-nigger justice at the end of my fist if you will not find it on the tip of my tongue. Y'all can dig it, but if you don't stop with the Karma y'all ether gonna being setting soil to build a building or digging your own graves, I am just the wish to be Constantine so forgive me wishing I can be the Devil that puts you through the Hell you got comming if you don't welcome the up that is What's up. You are also the ghost of the Scientologist Jerome "Chef" McElroy liek from the jetsons y'all up? You are a humble nigger-cook and a sexual-monster. You're short coming is the ability to run from the truth and go "AH Hell No!" and just storm off set.

If you are [[AZN|a chink]]… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody [[Fact|really gives a shit about]], other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your [[Chink|goofy eyes.]] All you do is eat cats, worship [[Bubba|your obese Buddha]] and cause traffic accidents. You are Moose the mouse to his lucky-cat Shampoo you lust for your cousin when you are too blind to see Ranma has two sister he isn't courting and copy-cat ken could make your day if you would just ask the guy. He so badly want to be a part of the show but he is only a panty-thief of other people's personas. HE does it really well but SHE can't keep the act going if their is reasonable doubt.

If you are [[Mexico|a spic]] Then you are a minority who would get treated like a [[nigger]] as if he was in [[Finland]]. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the [[America|Jewfags]] who tell you that you are living the [[America|American Dream]] we are all still paying you a [[Lulz|lot less really]], the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your [[Truth|ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into]] [[Fat|fat-fucks]]. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the [[Truth|stupid, useless jobs]] nobody, not even the [[English Scum|Britfag]] [[Poland|Pollacks]] wanna do, and that's just the way it is. (I haven't seen Bob's burger enough to speak of who I am but I ain't Bob.)

If you are [[Injun|NATIVE AMERICAN]], see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to [[Alcoholism]] and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface. You are Niggerhead babykiller cannibal Doublehead's 10x cum dripping down a totem-pole into the shit on the dirt that would be a private-citizen before boot-camp baptism of fire. You long badly to be one of the Diplomat's that brought along their Tiger-who-talks-fire to act as the rabid dog-shit you were and are. You took to giving away your brother's space in FREE-REALESTATE and where the Donald-Trump Benedict-Arnold traitor Salesman to the coming snow of the White-Devils.

If you are a [[Israel|Kike]], then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over [[America]], scumbag. You are a hypochondriac [[Nerd]] with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly [[inbred]] (Ashkenazim).

If you are an [[Sand Nigger|Arab]], then you are an evil hairy ugly [[inbred]] ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty [[Muslim|Islamic]] religion which even [[England|Britfags]] are now doing, screw you [[Pakistan|Pakis]]. You are both me in sorrow and my brother Samuel the never-wrong never-done pasturing sack of Turd-burglars. You can ether come to AMERICA the MIGHTY UNCLE SAM or you can stand with your swan-shit goose-brained Mohamed and the Jesus I and Judas too on the cross.

If you are an [[India|Indian]], then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support. Your Shik father Billy Dallehwhigle (sp) welcomed you into his work-place and you took to it like a kid in a candy-shop. You had him tax you without reasonableness that was test you failed. He said he didn't know who did it but asked a person of faith to accept it could have been him and it could have been accidental so just pay the 60$ that is short and be on your way. I should have seen my habit s toll-troll in what he was doing but instead I saw it as my right to break his children's hearts by having them see the good in my ways then learn the shadow nigger my-way-or-the-highwayman Shtick I do. You are a black beetle of Death of people's faith in good servants and the need for the electric eye of cameras for in the shadown of your own belief no one is watching you the things you do are so fucked up....

If you are a [[Turkey|Turk]], you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what [[Mexico|Spics]] are doing to the [[America|United States]], [[Pakistan|Pakis]] are doing to [[England]] and what [[Algerians]] are doing to [[France]] though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to [[Styla|act like it]] you are [[Fail|failing miserably]]. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals. You are the shame of your face. You are a six year old girl and a 16 year old boy. Your girl face is sweet but cruel-boyish charms and the ebola to take pokes and kisses biting and bleeding to those you would reject your advanced. When you are around homosexual males you take the form of a little girl and treat their genitals like they are your own in the abuse of your youthful form. When you are a 16 you are a butt-slut mama's boy who brings service to the faith of the cronophile. You are also the Dark-energy of Ever-growth. You force your evolution on your purist form in the form of demon-rat Angel-hair rutting like Tribbles when you wish you were a Porg. You are also the Yugioh You are the combination of Yugi and Yami in morning his sins. You brought little kuribohs plague-rats on those who would changle Yahweh or the highway of Down-town pound-town. Your angels are The Team Four Star and the Avatar of your suffering depression is your most loyal Little-Kuriboh who took the ginger-hair of your true hair color when it isn't blonde with Babylon's ego or brown with the cinder-ash shame of Joey the Dog to his faith in his friends.

If you are [[Italy|Italian]], then you are a gay dick-sucking [[Guido]] or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette. You are all the cast of the Jersey shore in obvious mockery on the GIANT-RETARD-NIGGER-BABY you and your chav-guido stupid wap daigo go kiss the gold cock of Christ's greed on a cross He is your brother and the burden you bury.

If you are in high school, then you will always be the [[Dying Alone|Loner]].

<nowiki>If</nowiki> you are a [[Loner]]... You learned the habit from being bullied by EVERYONE your whole life. Starting with your older sister/brother who held a gothfag grudge against you for taking a boot to their head. You were called a bum, caveman, troll, tramp and every other insult till you only welcomed the input of books, video-games and other media you could criticize but wouldn't talk back to you. You used to have a best-friend but the lump of shit who thinks they are your mother ended that in a glorious act of abuse. You enjoy being alone and find fapping more enjoyable than fucking the land-whale you romanced. You will die a loner but you never cared to begin with thanks to your loving family.

If you are [[Germany|Kraut]] then you suck ass and only bully [[France]] because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by [[Greece]] regularly too and get Mexico'ed by [[Turkey]]. You are Hitler returned. Yeah suck it I don't want to kill jews when I could have the honor of joining them though I refuse to learn the language when the english is easier on my eyes. Rabbis can compromise I can't.

If you are [[Americunt|American]], you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or [[Shit no one cares about|who the Prime Minister of Canada is]]. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at. You are Cartman. Hey shit for brains blue-hat plushophile imaginary friend haver because you know what a brat and monster you are on the ones you have for real. If the part of you that could warn you what was going on IRL was going to give you a net-hint you might catch? You remember the wrath of my choices and the evil I did to force those situation. You can ether recall the soul-eletric shaming of the Dog whisperer or Kyle is going to come and kill you. You can run....*pause for audience heckling laughs* you can hide but you will have to get in-doors like a rat in a cage because you can't hide outside you are as fat as a shit-brick house you ball of donut-dicks and the cum from your mother's dick. Accept you came into being during a good-whore's train so to ask who your father is... retarded to see your father in any man who might call you son? that is the submission of the Coon in surrender. You don't pull a My jack-off-imposter-hand-of-imagination hand is the bad-guy. Do not go down the way of South Park's superhero RPG if you do that shit again Kyle isn't going to walk away, he is going to the dollar-tree picking up a box-cutter and cutting your voice box out. He will then give it to kenny and make you Kenny's nigger-buttler for the rest of your life. This is not a warning dude you have belief you can be a hero and villian? Then listen to heros faggot or Kyle and Kenny are going to make you slave or kill you dead. You got choices fat-faggotree.

If you are a [[English Scum|Britfag]] you are a filthy rotten little [[chav]] or Essex girl who talks like a [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more [[Wigger|shitty bling]] on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Governmyent, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU. (I don't know the ways of the people across the pond to make statement)

If you are [[Ukraine|Ukrainia]], you suck [[Poland|Polish]], Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks. (like a unlit candle in the dark) I am guessing here but that is how you treasure-hunt. I think I am some hotel maker or something maybe the Russian Donald-Trump no real answer though.

If you are a [[90's|millenial]], both your parents had to work full time jobs when ''you'' were a kid since [[old|boomers]] had royally fucked the economy, which means that [[your mom]] never had any time to spend with ''you'', so she put ''you'' in [[pedobear|kindergarden]] where ''you'' developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled [[cunt]] since attendants only ever paid attention to ''you'' if ''you'' screamed loudly, meaning that in ''your'' mind, ''you'' will get everything ''you'' want if only ''you'' are vocal enough about it. In [[school]], you were force fed [[propaganda]] which made ''you'' ashamed of being born, which is why ''you'' are a total [[bitch]] who couldn't beat an anorexic [[indian]] in a fight. ''you'' entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning ''your'' mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without [[internets]] and [[vidya]]. Because [[jews]] own the real estate market, ''you'' will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of [[niggers]]. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get [[secks]], ''you'' will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an [[drawfag|artist]], [[sp|athlete]] and/or [[porn|pornstar]], even if ''you'' had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because ''your'' wife would leave ''you'' thanks to [[feminists]] telling her she doesn't have any use for ''you''. There is no way to escape it, ''you'' will [[die alone]], childless, on land ''you'' don't own, and ''your'' corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because ''you'' aren't paying rent.

==YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS==
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[[File:BTFO.jpg|thumb|right|You, after reading this page.]]

*Learning how not to shit your pants.

*Remaining a virgin <s>until you're 25</s>. [[Truth|forever]].

*Not having any work history whatsoever and never finding a legitimate career.

*Being an absolute faggot.

*Masturbating and successfully ejaculating 3x in a row.

*Exchanging body fluids with [[Ausfag|Casey Stoner]] without knowing [[Whore|it]].

*[[Lie|Successfully]] attempting [[Autofellatio]] (without breaking your back)

*Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.

*Giving up then residing to bullying [[moot]] after failing to kill him [[9000|1021 times]].

*Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.

*[[retard|Reading at a 1st grade level]]

*Scoring a part-time job with a shitty position at McDonald's/KFC/WalMart while working 10 hours a week.

*Making people want to kill themselves.

**Disappointing your parents, and making them kill themselves.

*Making a web comic that looks like a 5 year old wiped his ass with ms paint.

*[[an hero| putting a bullet in your head]]

*Reaching Level 110 in WoW: Legion

*Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)

*Voting for Hillary in 2016, then voting for Trump in 2020.

*[[Do it fgt|Becoming a member of this site]].

==GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!==
'''YOU''' will soon die, horribly of course.

When '''YOU''' pass away, the world will become a much happier place.

At the second '''YOU''' die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.

'''YOU''' will be forgotten for eternity.

'''YOU''' will have people pissing on your grave.

'''YOU''' will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.

'''YOU''' will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you.

'''YOU''' can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start '''YOUR''' brain.

'''YOU''' will never breed.

'''YOU''' can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as [[an hero]]. Just remember The world ends with You fool.

'''YOU''' will be shot.

'''YOU''' were invited to [[Lulzcon]]! This is the single most importantly [[lulz|lulzy]] experience of '''YOUR''' [[life]]. But if '''YOU'RE''' reading this now, '''YOU''' probably [[fail|failed]] to get there. Fucking [[loser]].

'''YOU''' suck [[ass]] and '''YOU''' secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while '''YOU''' [[masturbate]] in the shower.

'''YOUR''' penis is a [[stub]]. '''YOU''' can help by tugging on it.''

<s>'''YOUR''' childern will not be as ugly as you.</s> This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you, and you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny [[penis]] of yours.

Luckily there is [[lie|hope]].

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==[[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sargent Hartman]]==
[[Image:Hartman_Demotivates_you.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The sooner you accept it, the faster you'll realize the [[suicide|only solution is doing the world a favor and removing yourself.]]]]
Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on '''YOU'''. '''YOUR''' only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, '''YOU''' are the world's biggest vagina.

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==Gallery==

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Image:Lulzafatgay.jpg|You on [[the best]] day of your life (for some odd reason...)
Image:Fatgayoldmen.jpg|Oh wait, no-one is willing to either give or receive fellatio from you.
File:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|<s>[[micropenis|Your penis]]</s>. What penis? We can't see shit.
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Who would want to look at your pathetic taint?
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File:You confidence.png|No. You're uglier than this...
File:YouIRL.jpg|You IRL. LOSER.
Image:Bedroom.jpg|Your bedroom.
Image:Yourcar.jpg|Your car (before it got impounded.)
File:Your ex-dog.jpg|Your dog (before it ran away.)
File:zed hotblonde1.jpg|What you'll never get...
Image:Hughjackman.jpg|And what you'll never get to be!
Image:Sexrovot.gif|One of your wet dreams.
Image:lolzors.jpg|<s>[[Tori Sue Heck|Your fugly girlfriend]]</s>. You don't have a girlfriend...
Image:You need a girl.jpg|And you aren't going to get one.
Image:Fatnofxdude.jpg|You during a [[Emo|phase]].
Image:Fat-metal-freak.jpg|Hey, sexy.
Image:ZIM_OVERLOAD_by_Nny_Humper.jpg|Your collection of ''[[Invader Zim]]'' merchandise.
Image:Yourporn.jpg|<s>What you fap to.</s> Hold up...
File:Furry Porn.jpg|[[DeviantArt|What you Really fap to, you demented fuck!]]
File:Anencephaly2.jpg|You, at [[Life|level 1]]
File:Your house.jpg|<s>Your house.</s> You're a fucking basement dwelling goblin who still lives in...
File:Trailertrash.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s house.
File:Yourfamilypic.jpg|Your family portrait.
File:Fatblack.jpg|You if you are [[black]].
File:Britishguy.jpg|You if you're a [[United Kingdom|Brit]].
File:Fatyank.jpg|You if you are an [[American|Americunt]].
File:Sumo Love.jpg|You if you are [[Azn]].
File:Youmexican.jpg|You as a [[Mexican|Beaner]] (or a shit-stinking [[India|Gupta]]).
File:Youfrench.jpg|This [[France|French]] cunt could be you!
File:Aussiebushman.jpg|You if you're an [[Australian|Aussie]].
File:Youhitler.jpg|Your [[Hitler|role model]].
File:Youkkk.jpg|A few of [[KKK|your relatives]].
File:Yourdesk.jpg|[[Battlestation|Your desk]] (though we know that it's actually worse than this!)
File:Yourbathroom.jpg|Your bathroom.
File:Yourkitchen.jpg|Your kitchen. It's no wonder you only eat fast food...
File:FriendsWhoNeedsThem.jpg|You, on why you have no friends.
File:Grossfood.jpg|What you eat all day, every day. You fat fuck!
File:Gofuckyourself.jpg|Spongebob says it right.
File:Grave.jpg|<s>Hopefully You'll end up here; left forgotten in an unmarked grave!</s> [[Dying Alone|You won't be having a funeral]] you sack of shit!
File:Cyberman.png|You, doing what you do best, asshole.
File:Yousuck.jpg|As if nobody knew already.
File:Masturbate Time Sleep.jpg|Your daily routine, or lack there of.
File:Youfinger.gif|Fuck you!
File:Anonfaggot.jpg|<s>You at a party.</s> NVM you [[B&|weren't invited]]!
File:FemaleYou.jpg|Any female viewers of this article<s>, during a hike shortly after sucking off Chad</s>. As if you'd ever be this hot you [[SJW|ugly fat feminist skank]].
File:Wegwitz.jpg|You on Christmas
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==See also==
[[File:Suckers4cocksuckers.jpg|thumb|Your [[cock|destiny]] has been planned out from the very beginning.]]
* [[No one likes you]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Your Birthday]]
* [[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
* [[You're/Your]]
* [[Nu-Male]]
* [[Special:Mypage|You]]
* [[Guy Macon's original post]]
* [[Soulja Boy]] - He has a song about you.

==External Links==
* [http://youtu.be/nWOV_jDllS8 You doing a v-blog]
* [http://youtu.be/rd5w2T5Q2O4 An animation inspired by you.]
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW How to earn money to renovate YOUr basement]

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{{spoiler|text=You have [[lonely|no friends]] and will [[dying alone|die alone]]}}

'''The most important thing for you to know is that you are incredibly fucking ugly.'''

[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|220px|'''You''' are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.]]
[[Image:1000px-Relatives_f_Chart_svg.jpg|thumb|220px|You are a faggot.]]
[[File:Abortion_clinic.jpg|thumb|220px|''This'' is the place that [[your mother]] should have gone to when you were conceived.]]
[[Image:promluser.jpg|thumb|220px|You [[nope|aren't]] getting [[incest|laid]], either.]]
[[Image:youatcomp.jpg|thumb|right|220px|You, doing what you do [[best]] at your [[desktop]] after having lost your left leg to [[diabetes|diabetus]].]]
[[Image:4chan sex.jpg|thumb|220px|No, you're the one on the computer reading [[b|/b/ 2.0]].]]
[[Image:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|220px|You right now.]]
[[Image:You-Personoftheyear.jpg|220px|thumb|We at [[ED]] would like to thank you for [[Nothing|all your contributions to humanity]].]]
[[Image:foreveralone_real.png|thumb|220px|right|YOU are [[forever alone]].]]
[[File:Fat asian kid bullied YOU.jpg|thumb|220px|right|250px|[[Pwned|You're the fat azn kid.]]]]
[[Image:Loserlickingcybertwat.gif|thumb|220px|The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.]]
[[File:Clitoris_YOU.jpg|thumb|220px| -YOU.]]
[[File:You_as_a_child.jpg|thumb|220px|You as an infant.]]
You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job <s>besides minimum-wage retard-work</s> at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.
==You illustrated==
 
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'''You''' are on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

'''You''' aren't even cooler than [[Thor]].

'''You''' are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. [[Suicide|You think you should be doing something more productive]], but for some reason, you aren't.

'''You''' can go ahead and suck jizz from my puckered anus, dirty slut.

'''You''' aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.

'''You''' think your taste in music matters.

'''You''' Took the despair of your Grandmother's love and mixed with your sister to make the only Woman to Male you ever had a single long-term relationship with. You charmed and worked devotional-love to you into her heart then you tried to be Frankenstein by killing that love with the burden of your brattiness and see if it could come back from the dead. She suffered 7 years of you AKA BAD LUCK before you shattered the mirror of her heart like glass to see if you could puzzle it together. You have seen her in your dreams with the better half who might be Jesus poured into you ebola. She has always looked like a creepy old frog and you were too busy with the size of her bust-lungs to see what was really in her heart. She cucked you but did it in silence as she knew you would take the Maroon 5 and argue lies of assault to rationalize the murder.

'''You''' believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what [[Lemonparty|political party]] you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!

'''You''' have seen every episode of ''Star Wars'' multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the [[Quentin Tarantino]] movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto [[Failbook|Facebook]] and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.

'''You''' are every shit stain, cum streak and piss smell on every single piece of underwear worn by humanity. You can attempt to take 10 showers a day (and we all know you won't), but you will still smell like a monkey's asscrack with HIV.

'''You''' are ugly, all of your family members are ugly, and the [[Dying Alone|children you will never have]] will be ugly as well. Further, the fact that your mother or father did not do what so obviously needed to be done and strangle you immediately following your birth proves you come from bad stock. Do not breed!

'''Your''' very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from [[God]] to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give [[normal]] human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.

'''You''' think playing video games makes you alternative.

'''You''' "spontaneously" quote ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Monty Python]]'', and not to mention Tarantino flicks.

'''You''' installed [[Linux]] on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.

'''You''' wear a [http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist fucking fedora] in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the [[LARP|roleplaying]] club on the first day of orientation. You watch [[anime]] but insist you're not a [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. You quote [[memes]] at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic [[con]].

'''You''' drive a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot or dyke ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of [[Craigslist]] but never get responses. You have never had [[sex]] and are [[LoveShy|love shy]].

'''You''' are a 15 year old [[liberal]] thinking [[atheist]]. You can hear your [[parents]] yelling in the other room. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect [[plastic crap]].

'''You''' cum on your collection of [[plastic crap|anime figurines]] and [http://www.xvideos.com/video1506216/figure_bukkake_compilation film it for the entire world to see]. And after you cum on your plastic crap, you attempt to engage it in conversation to apologize, which ends in a one-sided argument about that unicorn you saw raping that box of cupcakes last week. You're as socially-adjusted as a potato (and that's an insult to potatoes). You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval.

'''You''' have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid [[penis]]. You began your trek through the [[Interwebz]] by googling [[nigger]] [[porn]]. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you [[masturbated]] in the bathroom during [[CSIII]] at least twice a week to your own little [[shota]] fantasies, you fucking [[pedo]].

'''You''' have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited [[4chan]] solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, [[noone]] fucking gives a fucking fuck.

'''You''' get your ideas and arguments from [[blogs]], because you are dumb enough to believe they will replace newspapers and magazines. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say that you gatecrash. You like to tell yourself you "only date [[nerds]] because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to [[fuck off]] if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which ''X-Men'' power you want, while your peers are shaping the world in their image.

'''You''' think you're a weapons expert because you play [[Call of Duty]] all day while screaming obscenities down the mic because your parents obviously don't give a shit about you. You're obsessed with [[J-Pop]] and other [[Wapanese]] [[shit]] due to the fact you're unpatriotic. You posted on [[B|/b/]] [[last Thursday]] and they wouldn't even reply to you and your shitposting.

[[You fail it]], where it = '''ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.''' You are also manually breathing...

SERIOUSLY, '''''FUCK YOU!'''''

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== Brutal ==

This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.

f==Definitions==

[[File:Fat-guy.jpg|thumb|This picture - predicts your whole future]]
[[File:Maid-catches-man-video.jpg|thumb|250px|This is how everyone else views YOU, including your family and the girls around, even your pets if you have any]]
[[File:Male miley cyrus.jpg|thumb|This is [[you]] in the [[fit|gym]] trying to look intimidating.]]
[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|right|You, shortly before being massacred.]]
[[File:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|thumb|right|You, as a baby.]]
[[File:522384 506618072682191 1246244089 n.jpg|thumb|Really you during Halloween.]]
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|right|<s>You "playing" with your friends.</s> As if you had any in the first place. Bitch.]]
[[File:Yandyonthetable.jpg|thumb|right|An artistic illustration of [[whore|you]] moments prior to tasting [[Ausfag|Casey's]] sweet tasty mouth creamy saliva.]]
[[File:Youtryingtoimpressagirl.jpg|thumb|right|You, trying to impress girls]]

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== You and web 2.0 ==
We realize that many of you are just "the typical middle-class fuck". Blogging, vlogging, podcasting, writing, editing, coding, drawing, tagging - all under the hope that your [[boring|self-indulgent jizz-stain]] of work will be plastered on the [[e-fame|front page of ''Time'']], or if not that, some shitty [[Web 2.0]] site. You're [[wrong]], you are nobody, and you will never be what you dream. TL;DR [[Nobody Cares|nobody cares]].

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== If YOU Are... ==

<big>'''ALRIGHT, I AM SO FUCKING [[Rage|TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT;]] SO I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, ONE BY ONE! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR PC SCREENS WITH SHIT-EATING GRINS ON YOUR GOD-UGLY FACES WHILE THINKING "WELL, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOTS!'''</big>

If you are [[White|a cracker]], then chances are you're a Satan's rejected son Kenny Mccormick who fights his Samuel The Coon. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit. It is a good thing too all the piss and volcano vinegar of wine-grapes gone sour gives me the vulgarity of truth even if my mouth is covered. [[weed]] yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. She can't get the role of queen out her asshole and treat my father with civility unless he keeps the glass-dick in her mouth. You prolly ain't got a job, you spend your freetime begin the fourth wheel to a car that only needs three to drive, Cartman has to die. but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Dairy Queen. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the [[Bullshit|greatest sport]] ever. You can't get on [[welfare]] 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You [[Incest|fuck your cousins]] on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.

If you are [[Nigger|a nigger]], you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is [[Shit|so fucking black]] that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that [[KFC]] and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that [[Truth|all niggers love fried chicken.]] You most certainly have about ten kids with different [[Slut|baby mamas or daddies]] because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use [[crack]], worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice. You are also the Black-Dynamite that centers the stage. Y'all daughters of Babylon knows a black-king who is really a white-knigt of ninja-nigger justice at the end of my fist if you will not find it on the tip of my tongue. Y'all can dig it, but if you don't stop with the Karma y'all ether gonna being setting soil to build a building or digging your own graves, I am just the wish to be Constantine so forgive me wishing I can be the Devil that puts you through the Hell you got comming if you don't welcome the up that is What's up. You are also the ghost of the Scientologist Jerome "Chef" McElroy liek from the jetsons y'all up? You are a humble nigger-cook and a sexual-monster. You're short coming is the ability to run from the truth and go "AH Hell No!" and just storm off set.

If you are [[AZN|a chink]]… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody [[Fact|really gives a shit about]], other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your [[Chink|goofy eyes.]] All you do is eat cats, worship [[Bubba|your obese Buddha]] and cause traffic accidents. You are Moose the mouse to his lucky-cat Shampoo you lust for your cousin when you are too blind to see Ranma has two sister he isn't courting and copy-cat ken could make your day if you would just ask the guy. He so badly want to be a part of the show but he is only a panty-thief of other people's personas. HE does it really well but SHE can't keep the act going if their is reasonable doubt.

If you are [[Mexico|a spic]] Then you are a minority who would get treated like a [[nigger]] as if he was in [[Finland]]. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the [[America|Jewfags]] who tell you that you are living the [[America|American Dream]] we are all still paying you a [[Lulz|lot less really]], the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your [[Truth|ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into]] [[Fat|fat-fucks]]. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the [[Truth|stupid, useless jobs]] nobody, not even the [[English Scum|Britfag]] [[Poland|Pollacks]] wanna do, and that's just the way it is. (I haven't seen Bob's burger enough to speak of who I am but I ain't Bob.)

If you are [[Injun|NATIVE AMERICAN]], see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to [[Alcoholism]] and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface. You are Niggerhead babykiller cannibal Doublehead's 10x cum dripping down a totem-pole into the shit on the dirt that would be a private-citizen before boot-camp baptism of fire. You long badly to be one of the Diplomat's that brought along their Tiger-who-talks-fire to act as the rabid dog-shit you were and are. You took to giving away your brother's space in FREE-REALESTATE and where the Donald-Trump Benedict-Arnold traitor Salesman to the coming snow of the White-Devils.

If you are a [[Israel|Kike]], then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over [[America]], scumbag. You are a hypochondriac [[Nerd]] with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly [[inbred]] (Ashkenazim).

If you are an [[Sand Nigger|Arab]], then you are an evil hairy ugly [[inbred]] ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty [[Muslim|Islamic]] religion which even [[England|Britfags]] are now doing, screw you [[Pakistan|Pakis]]. You are both me in sorrow and my brother Samuel the never-wrong never-done pasturing sack of Turd-burglars. You can ether come to AMERICA the MIGHTY UNCLE SAM or you can stand with your swan-shit goose-brained Mohamed and the Jesus I and Judas too on the cross.

If you are an [[India|Indian]], then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support. Your Shik father Billy Dallehwhigle (sp) welcomed you into his work-place and you took to it like a kid in a candy-shop. You had him tax you without reasonableness that was test you failed. He said he didn't know who did it but asked a person of faith to accept it could have been him and it could have been accidental so just pay the 60$ that is short and be on your way. I should have seen my habit s toll-troll in what he was doing but instead I saw it as my right to break his children's hearts by having them see the good in my ways then learn the shadow nigger my-way-or-the-highwayman Shtick I do. You are a black beetle of Death of people's faith in good servants and the need for the electric eye of cameras for in the shadown of your own belief no one is watching you the things you do are so fucked up....

If you are a [[Turkey|Turk]], you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what [[Mexico|Spics]] are doing to the [[America|United States]], [[Pakistan|Pakis]] are doing to [[England]] and what [[Algerians]] are doing to [[France]] though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to [[Styla|act like it]] you are [[Fail|failing miserably]]. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals. You are the shame of your face. You are a six year old girl and a 16 year old boy. Your girl face is sweet but cruel-boyish charms and the ebola to take pokes and kisses biting and bleeding to those you would reject your advanced. When you are around homosexual males you take the form of a little girl and treat their genitals like they are your own in the abuse of your youthful form. When you are a 16 you are a butt-slut mama's boy who brings service to the faith of the cronophile. You are also the Dark-energy of Ever-growth. You force your evolution on your purist form in the form of demon-rat Angel-hair rutting like Tribbles when you wish you were a Porg. You are also the Yugioh You are the combination of Yugi and Yami in morning his sins. You brought little kuribohs plague-rats on those who would changle Yahweh or the highway of Down-town pound-town. Your angels are The Team Four Star and the Avatar of your suffering depression is your most loyal Little-Kuriboh who took the ginger-hair of your true hair color when it isn't blonde with Babylon's ego or brown with the cinder-ash shame of Joey the Dog to his faith in his friends.

If you are [[Italy|Italian]], then you are a gay dick-sucking [[Guido]] or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette. You are all the cast of the Jersey shore in obvious mockery on the GIANT-RETARD-NIGGER-BABY you and your chav-guido stupid wap daigo go kiss the gold cock of Christ's greed on a cross He is your brother and the burden you bury.

If you are in high school, then you will always be the [[Dying Alone|Loner]].

<nowiki>If</nowiki> you are a [[Loner]]... You learned the habit from being bullied by EVERYONE your whole life. Starting with your older sister/brother who held a gothfag grudge against you for taking a boot to their head. You were called a bum, caveman, troll, tramp and every other insult till you only welcomed the input of books, video-games and other media you could criticize but wouldn't talk back to you. You used to have a best-friend but the lump of shit who thinks they are your mother ended that in a glorious act of abuse. You enjoy being alone and find fapping more enjoyable than fucking the land-whale you romanced. You will die a loner but you never cared to begin with thanks to your loving family.

If you are [[Germany|Kraut]] then you suck ass and only bully [[France]] because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by [[Greece]] regularly too and get Mexico'ed by [[Turkey]]. You are Hitler returned. Yeah suck it I don't want to kill jews when I could have the honor of joining them though I refuse to learn the language when the english is easier on my eyes. Rabbis can compromise I can't.

If you are [[Americunt|American]], you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or [[Shit no one cares about|who the Prime Minister of Canada is]]. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at. You are Cartman. Hey shit for brains blue-hat plushophile imaginary friend haver because you know what a brat and monster you are on the ones you have for real. If the part of you that could warn you what was going on IRL was going to give you a net-hint you might catch? You remember the wrath of my choices and the evil I did to force those situation. You can ether recall the soul-eletric shaming of the Dog whisperer or Kyle is going to come and kill you. You can run....*pause for audience heckling laughs* you can hide but you will have to get in-doors like a rat in a cage because you can't hide outside you are as fat as a shit-brick house you ball of donut-dicks and the cum from your mother's dick. Accept you came into being during a good-whore's train so to ask who your father is... retarded to see your father in any man who might call you son? that is the submission of the Coon in surrender. You don't pull a My jack-off-imposter-hand-of-imagination hand is the bad-guy. Do not go down the way of South Park's superhero RPG if you do that shit again Kyle isn't going to walk away, he is going to the dollar-tree picking up a box-cutter and cutting your voice box out. He will then give it to kenny and make you Kenny's nigger-buttler for the rest of your life. This is not a warning dude you have belief you can be a hero and villian? Then listen to heros faggot or Kyle and Kenny are going to make you slave or kill you dead. You got choices fat-faggotree.

If you are a [[English Scum|Britfag]] you are a filthy rotten little [[chav]] or Essex girl who talks like a [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more [[Wigger|shitty bling]] on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Governmyent, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU. (I don't know the ways of the people across the pond to make statement)

If you are [[Ukraine|Ukrainia]], you suck [[Poland|Polish]], Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks. (like a unlit candle in the dark) I am guessing here but that is how you treasure-hunt. I think I am some hotel maker or something maybe the Russian Donald-Trump no real answer though.

If you are a [[90's|millenial]], both your parents had to work full time jobs when ''you'' were a kid since [[old|boomers]] had royally fucked the economy, which means that [[your mom]] never had any time to spend with ''you'', so she put ''you'' in [[pedobear|kindergarden]] where ''you'' developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled [[cunt]] since attendants only ever paid attention to ''you'' if ''you'' screamed loudly, meaning that in ''your'' mind, ''you'' will get everything ''you'' want if only ''you'' are vocal enough about it. In [[school]], you were force fed [[propaganda]] which made ''you'' ashamed of being born, which is why ''you'' are a total [[bitch]] who couldn't beat an anorexic [[indian]] in a fight. ''you'' entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning ''your'' mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without [[internets]] and [[vidya]]. Because [[jews]] own the real estate market, ''you'' will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of [[niggers]]. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get [[secks]], ''you'' will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an [[drawfag|artist]], [[sp|athlete]] and/or [[porn|pornstar]], even if ''you'' had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because ''your'' wife would leave ''you'' thanks to [[feminists]] telling her she doesn't have any use for ''you''. There is no way to escape it, ''you'' will [[die alone]], childless, on land ''you'' don't own, and ''your'' corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because ''you'' aren't paying rent.

==YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS==
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[[File:BTFO.jpg|thumb|right|You, after reading this page.]]

*Learning how not to shit your pants.

*Remaining a virgin <s>until you're 25</s>. [[Truth|forever]].

*Not having any work history whatsoever and never finding a legitimate career.

*Being an absolute faggot.

*Masturbating and successfully ejaculating 3x in a row.

*Exchanging body fluids with [[Ausfag|Casey Stoner]] without knowing [[Whore|it]].

*[[Lie|Successfully]] attempting [[Autofellatio]] (without breaking your back)

*Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.

*Giving up then residing to bullying [[moot]] after failing to kill him [[9000|1021 times]].

*Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.

*[[retard|Reading at a 1st grade level]]

*Scoring a part-time job with a shitty position at McDonald's/KFC/WalMart while working 10 hours a week.

*Making people want to kill themselves.

**Disappointing your parents, and making them kill themselves.

*Making a web comic that looks like a 5 year old wiped his ass with ms paint.

*[[an hero| putting a bullet in your head]]

*Reaching Level 110 in WoW: Legion

*Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)

*Voting for Hillary in 2016, then voting for Trump in 2020.

*[[Do it fgt|Becoming a member of this site]].

==GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!==
'''YOU''' will soon die, horribly of course.

When '''YOU''' pass away, the world will become a much happier place.

At the second '''YOU''' die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.

'''YOU''' will be forgotten for eternity.

'''YOU''' will have people pissing on your grave.

'''YOU''' will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.

'''YOU''' will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you.

'''YOU''' can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start '''YOUR''' brain.

'''YOU''' will never breed.

'''YOU''' can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as [[an hero]]. Just remember The world ends with You fool.

'''YOU''' will be shot.

'''YOU''' were invited to [[Lulzcon]]! This is the single most importantly [[lulz|lulzy]] experience of '''YOUR''' [[life]]. But if '''YOU'RE''' reading this now, '''YOU''' probably [[fail|failed]] to get there. Fucking [[loser]].

'''YOU''' suck [[ass]] and '''YOU''' secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while '''YOU''' [[masturbate]] in the shower.

'''YOUR''' penis is a [[stub]]. '''YOU''' can help by tugging on it.''

<s>'''YOUR''' childern will not be as ugly as you.</s> This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you, and you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny [[penis]] of yours.

Luckily there is [[lie|hope]].

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==[[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sargent Hartman]]==
[[Image:Hartman_Demotivates_you.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The sooner you accept it, the faster you'll realize the [[suicide|only solution is doing the world a favor and removing yourself.]]]]
Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on '''YOU'''. '''YOUR''' only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, '''YOU''' are the world's biggest vagina.

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==Gallery==

{{cg|YOU|yougallery|center|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Lulzafatgay.jpg|You on [[the best]] day of your life (for some odd reason...)
Image:Fatgayoldmen.jpg|Oh wait, no-one is willing to either give or receive fellatio from you.
File:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|<s>[[micropenis|Your penis]]</s>. What penis? We can't see shit.
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Who would want to look at your pathetic taint?
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
File:You confidence.png|No. You're uglier than this...
File:YouIRL.jpg|You IRL. LOSER.
Image:Bedroom.jpg|Your bedroom.
Image:Yourcar.jpg|Your car (before it got impounded.)
File:Your ex-dog.jpg|Your dog (before it ran away.)
File:zed hotblonde1.jpg|What you'll never get...
Image:Hughjackman.jpg|And what you'll never get to be!
Image:Sexrovot.gif|One of your wet dreams.
Image:lolzors.jpg|<s>[[Tori Sue Heck|Your fugly girlfriend]]</s>. You don't have a girlfriend...
Image:You need a girl.jpg|And you aren't going to get one.
Image:Fatnofxdude.jpg|You during a [[Emo|phase]].
Image:Fat-metal-freak.jpg|Hey, sexy.
Image:ZIM_OVERLOAD_by_Nny_Humper.jpg|Your collection of ''[[Invader Zim]]'' merchandise.
Image:Yourporn.jpg|<s>What you fap to.</s> Hold up...
File:Furry Porn.jpg|[[DeviantArt|What you Really fap to, you demented fuck!]]
File:Anencephaly2.jpg|You, at [[Life|level 1]]
File:Your house.jpg|<s>Your house.</s> You're a fucking basement dwelling goblin who still lives in...
File:Trailertrash.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s house.
File:Yourfamilypic.jpg|Your family portrait.
File:Fatblack.jpg|You if you are [[black]].
File:Britishguy.jpg|You if you're a [[United Kingdom|Brit]].
File:Fatyank.jpg|You if you are an [[American|Americunt]].
File:Sumo Love.jpg|You if you are [[Azn]].
File:Youmexican.jpg|You as a [[Mexican|Beaner]] (or a shit-stinking [[India|Gupta]]).
File:Youfrench.jpg|This [[France|French]] cunt could be you!
File:Aussiebushman.jpg|You if you're an [[Australian|Aussie]].
File:Youhitler.jpg|Your [[Hitler|role model]].
File:Youkkk.jpg|A few of [[KKK|your relatives]].
File:Yourdesk.jpg|[[Battlestation|Your desk]] (though we know that it's actually worse than this!)
File:Yourbathroom.jpg|Your bathroom.
File:Yourkitchen.jpg|Your kitchen. It's no wonder you only eat fast food...
File:FriendsWhoNeedsThem.jpg|You, on why you have no friends.
File:Grossfood.jpg|What you eat all day, every day. You fat fuck!
File:Gofuckyourself.jpg|Spongebob says it right.
File:Grave.jpg|<s>Hopefully You'll end up here; left forgotten in an unmarked grave!</s> [[Dying Alone|You won't be having a funeral]] you sack of shit!
File:Cyberman.png|You, doing what you do best, asshole.
File:Yousuck.jpg|As if nobody knew already.
File:Masturbate Time Sleep.jpg|Your daily routine, or lack there of.
File:Youfinger.gif|Fuck you!
File:Anonfaggot.jpg|<s>You at a party.</s> NVM you [[B&|weren't invited]]!
File:FemaleYou.jpg|Any female viewers of this article<s>, during a hike shortly after sucking off Chad</s>. As if you'd ever be this hot you [[Gamergate|ugly fat feminist skank]].
File:Wegwitz.jpg|You on Christmas
</gallery>}}

==See also==
[[File:Suckers4cocksuckers.jpg|thumb|Your [[cock|destiny]] has been planned out from the very beginning.]]
* [[No one likes you]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Your Birthday]]
* [[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
* [[You're/Your]]
* [[Nu-Male]]
* [[Special:Mypage|You]]
* [[Guy Macon's original post]]
* [[Soulja Boy]] - He has a song about you.

==External Links==
* [http://youtu.be/nWOV_jDllS8 You doing a v-blog]
* [http://youtu.be/rd5w2T5Q2O4 An animation inspired by you.]
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW How to earn money to renovate YOUr basement]

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You

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ProfessorPoopyButthole:

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{{spoiler|text=You have [[lonely|no friends]] and will [[dying alone|die alone]]}}

'''The most important thing for you to know is that you are incredibly fucking ugly.'''

[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|220px|'''You''' are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.]]
[[Image:1000px-Relatives_f_Chart_svg.jpg|thumb|220px|You are a faggot.]]
[[File:Abortion_clinic.jpg|thumb|220px|''This'' is the place that [[your mother]] should have gone to when you were conceived.]]
[[Image:promluser.jpg|thumb|220px|You [[nope|aren't]] getting [[incest|laid]], either.]]
[[Image:youatcomp.jpg|thumb|right|220px|You, doing what you do [[best]] at your [[desktop]] after having lost your left leg to [[diabetes|diabetus]].]]
[[Image:4chan sex.jpg|thumb|220px|No, you're the one on the computer reading [[b|/b/ 2.0]].]]
[[Image:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|220px|You right now.]]
[[Image:You-Personoftheyear.jpg|220px|thumb|We at [[ED]] would like to thank you for [[Nothing|all your contributions to humanity]].]]
[[Image:foreveralone_real.png|thumb|220px|right|YOU are [[forever alone]].]]
[[File:Fat asian kid bullied YOU.jpg|thumb|220px|right|250px|[[Pwned|You're the fat azn kid.]]]]
[[Image:Loserlickingcybertwat.gif|thumb|220px|The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.]]
[[File:Clitoris_YOU.jpg|thumb|220px| -YOU.]]
[[File:You_as_a_child.jpg|thumb|220px|You as an infant.]]
You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job <s>besides minimum-wage retard-work</s> at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.
==You illustrated==
 
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Belize it OR ELSE!!!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j4peo

'''You''' are on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

'''You''' aren't even cooler than [[Thor]].

'''You''' are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. [[Suicide|You think you should be doing something more productive]], but for some reason, you aren't.

'''You''' can go ahead and suck jizz from my puckered anus, dirty slut.

'''You''' aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.

'''You''' think your taste in music matters.

'''You''' Took the despair of your Grandmother's love and mixed with your sister to make the only Woman to Male you ever had a single long-term relationship with. You charmed and worked devotional-love to you into her heart then you tried to be Frankenstein by killing that love with the burden of your brattiness and see if it could come back from the dead. She suffered 7 years of you AKA BAD LUCK before you shattered the mirror of her heart like glass to see if you could puzzle it together. You have seen her in your dreams with the better half who might be Jesus poured into you ebola. She has always looked like a creepy old frog and you were too busy with the size of her bust-lungs to see what was really in her heart. She cucked you but did it in silence as she knew you would take the Maroon 5 and argue lies of assault to rationalize the murder.

'''You''' believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what [[Lemonparty|political party]] you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!

'''You''' have seen every episode of ''Star Wars'' multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the [[Quentin Tarantino]] movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto [[Failbook|Facebook]] and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.

'''You''' are every shit stain, cum streak and piss smell on every single piece of underwear worn by humanity. You can attempt to take 10 showers a day (and we all know you won't), but you will still smell like a monkey's asscrack with HIV.

'''You''' are ugly, all of your family members are ugly, and the [[Dying Alone|children you will never have]] will be ugly as well. Further, the fact that your mother or father did not do what so obviously needed to be done and strangle you immediately following your birth proves you come from bad stock. Do not breed!

'''Your''' very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from [[God]] to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give [[normal]] human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.

'''You''' think playing video games makes you alternative.

'''You''' "spontaneously" quote ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Monty Python]]'', and not to mention Tarantino flicks.

'''You''' installed [[Linux]] on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.

'''You''' wear a [http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist fucking fedora] in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the [[LARP|roleplaying]] club on the first day of orientation. You watch [[anime]] but insist you're not a [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. You quote [[memes]] at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic [[con]].

'''You''' drive a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot or dyke ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of [[Craigslist]] but never get responses. You have never had [[sex]] and are [[LoveShy|love shy]].

'''You''' are a 15 year old [[liberal]] thinking [[atheist]]. You can hear your [[parents]] yelling in the other room. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect [[plastic crap]].

'''You''' cum on your collection of [[plastic crap|anime figurines]] and [http://www.xvideos.com/video1506216/figure_bukkake_compilation film it for the entire world to see]. And after you cum on your plastic crap, you attempt to engage it in conversation to apologize, which ends in a one-sided argument about that unicorn you saw raping that box of cupcakes last week. You're as socially-adjusted as a potato (and that's an insult to potatoes). You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval.

'''You''' have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid [[penis]]. You began your trek through the [[Interwebz]] by googling [[nigger]] [[porn]]. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you [[masturbated]] in the bathroom during [[CSIII]] at least twice a week to your own little [[shota]] fantasies, you fucking [[pedo]].

'''You''' have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited [[4chan]] solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, [[noone]] fucking gives a fucking fuck.

'''You''' get your ideas and arguments from [[blogs]], because you are dumb enough to believe they will replace newspapers and magazines. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say that you gatecrash. You like to tell yourself you "only date [[nerds]] because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to [[fuck off]] if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which ''X-Men'' power you want, while your peers are shaping the world in their image.

'''You''' think you're a weapons expert because you play [[Call of Duty]] all day while screaming obscenities down the mic because your parents obviously don't give a shit about you. You're obsessed with [[J-Pop]] and other [[Wapanese]] [[shit]] due to the fact you're unpatriotic. You posted on [[B|/b/]] [[last Thursday]] and they wouldn't even reply to you and your shitposting.

[[You fail it]], where it = '''ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.''' You are also manually breathing...

SERIOUSLY, '''''FUCK YOU!'''''

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== Brutal ==

This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.

f==Definitions==

[[File:Fat-guy.jpg|thumb|This picture - predicts your whole future]]
[[File:Maid-catches-man-video.jpg|thumb|250px|This is how everyone else views YOU, including your family and the girls around, even your pets if you have any]]
[[File:Male miley cyrus.jpg|thumb|This is [[you]] in the [[fit|gym]] trying to look intimidating.]]
[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|right|You, shortly before being massacred.]]
[[File:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|thumb|right|You, as a baby.]]
[[File:522384 506618072682191 1246244089 n.jpg|thumb|Really you during Halloween.]]
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|right|<s>You "playing" with your friends.</s> As if you had any in the first place. Bitch.]]
[[File:Yandyonthetable.jpg|thumb|right|An artistic illustration of [[whore|you]] moments prior to tasting [[Ausfag|Casey's]] sweet tasty mouth creamy saliva.]]
[[File:Youtryingtoimpressagirl.jpg|thumb|right|You, trying to impress girls]]

<center> '''A Handy Guide of You'''</center>

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== You and web 2.0 ==
We realize that many of you are just "the typical middle-class fuck". Blogging, vlogging, podcasting, writing, editing, coding, drawing, tagging - all under the hope that your [[boring|self-indulgent jizz-stain]] of work will be plastered on the [[e-fame|front page of ''Time'']], or if not that, some shitty [[Web 2.0]] site. You're [[wrong]], you are nobody, and you will never be what you dream. TL;DR [[Nobody Cares|nobody cares]].

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== If YOU Are... ==

<big>'''ALRIGHT, I AM SO FUCKING [[Rage|TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT;]] SO I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, ONE BY ONE! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR PC SCREENS WITH SHIT-EATING GRINS ON YOUR GOD-UGLY FACES WHILE THINKING "WELL, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOTS!'''</big>

If you are [[White|a cracker]], then chances are you're a Satan's rejected son Kenny Mccormick who fights his Samuel The Coon. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit. It is a good thing too all the piss and volcano vinegar of wine-grapes gone sour gives me the vulgarity of truth even if my mouth is covered. [[weed]] yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. She can't get the role of queen out her asshole and treat my father with civility unless he keeps the glass-dick in her mouth. You prolly ain't got a job, you spend your freetime begin the fourth wheel to a car that only needs three to drive, Cartman has to die. but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Dairy Queen. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the [[Bullshit|greatest sport]] ever. You can't get on [[welfare]] 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You [[Incest|fuck your cousins]] on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.

If you are [[Nigger|a nigger]], you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is [[Shit|so fucking black]] that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that [[KFC]] and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that [[Truth|all niggers love fried chicken.]] You most certainly have about ten kids with different [[Slut|baby mamas or daddies]] because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use [[crack]], worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice. You are also the Black-Dynamite that centers the stage. Y'all daughters of Babylon knows a black-king who is really a white-knigt of ninja-nigger justice at the end of my fist if you will not find it on the tip of my tongue. Y'all can dig it, but if you don't stop with the Karma y'all ether gonna being setting soil to build a building or digging your own graves, I am just the wish to be Constantine so forgive me wishing I can be the Devil that puts you through the Hell you got comming if you don't welcome the up that is What's up. You are also the ghost of the Scientologist Jerome "Chef" McElroy liek from the jetsons y'all up? You are a humble nigger-cook and a sexual-monster. You're short coming is the ability to run from the truth and go "AH Hell No!" and just storm off set.

If you are [[AZN|a chink]]… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody [[Fact|really gives a shit about]], other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your [[Chink|goofy eyes.]] All you do is eat cats, worship [[Bubba|your obese Buddha]] and cause traffic accidents. You are Moose the mouse to his lucky-cat Shampoo you lust for your cousin when you are too blind to see Ranma has two sister he isn't courting and copy-cat ken could make your day if you would just ask the guy. He so badly want to be a part of the show but he is only a panty-thief of other people's personas. HE does it really well but SHE can't keep the act going if their is reasonable doubt.

If you are [[Mexico|a spic]] Then you are a minority who would get treated like a [[nigger]] as if he was in [[Finland]]. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the [[America|Jewfags]] who tell you that you are living the [[America|American Dream]] we are all still paying you a [[Lulz|lot less really]], the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your [[Truth|ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into]] [[Fat|fat-fucks]]. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the [[Truth|stupid, useless jobs]] nobody, not even the [[English Scum|Britfag]] [[Poland|Pollacks]] wanna do, and that's just the way it is. (I haven't seen Bob's burger enough to speak of who I am but I ain't Bob.)

If you are [[Injun|NATIVE AMERICAN]], see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to [[Alcoholism]] and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface. You are Niggerhead babykiller cannibal Doublehead's 10x cum dripping down a totem-pole into the shit on the dirt that would be a private-citizen before boot-camp baptism of fire. You long badly to be one of the Diplomat's that brought along their Tiger-who-talks-fire to act as the rabid dog-shit you were and are. You took to giving away your brother's space in FREE-REALESTATE and where the Donald-Trump Benedict-Arnold traitor Salesman to the coming snow of the White-Devils.

If you are a [[Israel|Kike]], then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over [[America]], scumbag. You are a hypochondriac [[Nerd]] with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly [[inbred]] (Ashkenazim).

If you are an [[Sand Nigger|Arab]], then you are an evil hairy ugly [[inbred]] ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty [[Muslim|Islamic]] religion which even [[England|Britfags]] are now doing, screw you [[Pakistan|Pakis]]. You are both me in sorrow and my brother Samuel the never-wrong never-done pasturing sack of Turd-burglars. You can ether come to AMERICA the MIGHTY UNCLE SAM or you can stand with your swan-shit goose-brained Mohamed and the Jesus I and Judas too on the cross.

If you are an [[India|Indian]], then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support. Your Shik father Billy Dallehwhigle (sp) welcomed you into his work-place and you took to it like a kid in a candy-shop. You had him tax you without reasonableness that was test you failed. He said he didn't know who did it but asked a person of faith to accept it could have been him and it could have been accidental so just pay the 60$ that is short and be on your way. I should have seen my habit s toll-troll in what he was doing but instead I saw it as my right to break his children's hearts by having them see the good in my ways then learn the shadow nigger my-way-or-the-highwayman Shtick I do. You are a black beetle of Death of people's faith in good servants and the need for the electric eye of cameras for in the shadown of your own belief no one is watching you the things you do are so fucked up....

If you are a [[Turkey|Turk]], you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what [[Mexico|Spics]] are doing to the [[America|United States]], [[Pakistan|Pakis]] are doing to [[England]] and what [[Algerians]] are doing to [[France]] though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to [[Styla|act like it]] you are [[Fail|failing miserably]]. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals. You are the shame of your face. You are a six year old girl and a 16 year old boy. Your girl face is sweet but cruel-boyish charms and the ebola to take pokes and kisses biting and bleeding to those you would reject your advanced. When you are around homosexual males you take the form of a little girl and treat their genitals like they are your own in the abuse of your youthful form. When you are a 16 you are a butt-slut mama's boy who brings service to the faith of the cronophile. You are also the Dark-energy of Ever-growth. You force your evolution on your purist form in the form of demon-rat Angel-hair rutting like Tribbles when you wish you were a Porg. You are also the Yugioh You are the combination of Yugi and Yami in morning his sins. You brought little kuribohs plague-rats on those who would changle Yahweh or the highway of Down-town pound-town. Your angels are The Team Four Star and the Avatar of your suffering depression is your most loyal Little-Kuriboh who took the ginger-hair of your true hair color when it isn't blonde with Babylon's ego or brown with the cinder-ash shame of Joey the Dog to his faith in his friends.

If you are [[Italy|Italian]], then you are a gay dick-sucking [[Guido]] or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette. You are all the cast of the Jersey shore in obvious mockery on the GIANT-RETARD-NIGGER-BABY you and your chav-guido stupid wap daigo go kiss the gold cock of Christ's greed on a cross He is your brother and the burden you bury.

If you are in high school, then you will always be the [[Dying Alone|Loner]].

<nowiki>If</nowiki> you are a [[Loner]]... You learned the habit from being bullied by EVERYONE your whole life. Starting with your older sister/brother who held a gothfag grudge against you for taking a boot to their head. You were called a bum, caveman, troll, tramp and every other insult till you only welcomed the input of books, video-games and other media you could criticize but wouldn't talk back to you. You used to have a best-friend but the lump of shit who thinks they are your mother ended that in a glorious act of abuse. You enjoy being alone and find fapping more enjoyable than fucking the land-whale you romanced. You will die a loner but you never cared to begin with thanks to your loving family.

If you are [[Germany|Kraut]] then you suck ass and only bully [[France]] because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by [[Greece]] regularly too and get Mexico'ed by [[Turkey]]. You are Hitler returned. Yeah suck it I don't want to kill jews when I could have the honor of joining them though I refuse to learn the language when the english is easier on my eyes. Rabbis can compromise I can't.

If you are [[Americunt|American]], you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or [[Shit no one cares about|who the Prime Minister of Canada is]]. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at. You are Cartman. Hey shit for brains blue-hat plushophile imaginary friend haver because you know what a brat and monster you are on the ones you have for real. If the part of you that could warn you what was going on IRL was going to give you a net-hint you might catch? You remember the wrath of my choices and the evil I did to force those situation. You can ether recall the soul-eletric shaming of the Dog whisperer or Kyle is going to come and kill you. You can run....*pause for audience heckling laughs* you can hide but you will have to get in-doors like a rat in a cage because you can't hide outside you are as fat as a shit-brick house you ball of donut-dicks and the cum from your mother's dick. Accept you came into being during a good-whore's train so to ask who your father is... retarded to see your father in any man who might call you son? that is the submission of the Coon in surrender. You don't pull a My jack-off-imposter-hand-of-imagination hand is the bad-guy. Do not go down the way of South Park's superhero RPG if you do that shit again Kyle isn't going to walk away, he is going to the dollar-tree picking up a box-cutter and cutting your voice box out. He will then give it to kenny and make you Kenny's nigger-buttler for the rest of your life. This is not a warning dude you have belief you can be a hero and villian? Then listen to heros faggot or Kyle and Kenny are going to make you slave or kill you dead. You got choices fat-faggotree.

If you are a [[English Scum|Britfag]] you are a filthy rotten little [[chav]] or Essex girl who talks like a [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more [[Wigger|shitty bling]] on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Governmyent, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU. (I don't know the ways of the people across the pond to make statement)

If you are [[Ukraine|Ukrainia]], you suck [[Poland|Polish]], Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks. (like a unlit candle in the dark) I am guessing here but that is how you treasure-hunt. I think I am some hotel maker or something maybe the Russian Donald-Trump no real answer though.

If you are a [[90's|millenial]], both your parents had to work full time jobs when ''you'' were a kid since [[old|boomers]] had royally fucked the economy, which means that [[your mom]] never had any time to spend with ''you'', so she put ''you'' in [[pedobear|kindergarden]] where ''you'' developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled [[cunt]] since attendants only ever paid attention to ''you'' if ''you'' screamed loudly, meaning that in ''your'' mind, ''you'' will get everything ''you'' want if only ''you'' are vocal enough about it. In [[school]], you were force fed [[propaganda]] which made ''you'' ashamed of being born, which is why ''you'' are a total [[bitch]] who couldn't beat an anorexic [[indian]] in a fight. ''you'' entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning ''your'' mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without [[internets]] and [[vidya]]. Because [[jews]] own the real estate market, ''you'' will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of [[niggers]]. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get [[secks]], ''you'' will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an [[drawfag|artist]], [[sp|athlete]] and/or [[porn|pornstar]], even if ''you'' had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because ''your'' wife would leave ''you'' thanks to [[feminists]] telling her she doesn't have any use for ''you''. There is no way to escape it, ''you'' will [[die alone]], childless, on land ''you'' don't own, and ''your'' corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because ''you'' aren't paying rent.

==YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS==
[[File:Yourafag.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:BTFO.jpg|thumb|right|You, after reading this page.]]

*Learning how not to shit your pants.

*Remaining a virgin <s>until you're 25</s>. [[Truth|forever]].

*Not having any work history whatsoever and never finding a legitimate career.

*Being an absolute faggot.

*Masturbating and successfully ejaculating 3x in a row.

*Exchanging body fluids with [[Ausfag|Casey Stoner]] without knowing [[Whore|it]].

*[[Lie|Successfully]] attempting [[Autofellatio]] (without breaking your back)

*Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.

*Giving up then residing to bullying [[moot]] after failing to kill him [[9000|1021 times]].

*Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.

*[[retard|Reading at a 1st grade level]]

*Scoring a part-time job with a shitty position at McDonald's/KFC/WalMart while working 10 hours a week.

*Making people want to kill themselves.

**Disappointing your parents, and making them kill themselves.

*Making a web comic that looks like a 5 year old wiped his ass with ms paint.

*[[an hero| putting a bullet in your head]]

*Reaching Level 110 in WoW: Legion

*Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)

*Voting for Hillary in 2016, then voting for Trump in 2020.

*[[Do it fgt|Becoming a member of this site]].

==GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!==
'''YOU''' will soon die, horribly of course.

When '''YOU''' pass away, the world will become a much happier place.

At the second '''YOU''' die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.

'''YOU''' will be forgotten for eternity.

'''YOU''' will have people pissing on your grave.

'''YOU''' will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.

'''YOU''' will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you.

'''YOU''' can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start '''YOUR''' brain.

'''YOU''' will never breed.

'''YOU''' can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as [[an hero]]. Just remember The world ends with You fool.

'''YOU''' will be shot.

'''YOU''' were invited to [[Lulzcon]]! This is the single most importantly [[lulz|lulzy]] experience of '''YOUR''' [[life]]. But if '''YOU'RE''' reading this now, '''YOU''' probably [[fail|failed]] to get there. Fucking [[loser]].

'''YOU''' suck [[ass]] and '''YOU''' secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while '''YOU''' [[masturbate]] in the shower.

'''YOUR''' penis is a [[stub]]. '''YOU''' can help by tugging on it.''

<s>'''YOUR''' childern will not be as ugly as you.</s> This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you, and you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny [[penis]] of yours.

Luckily there is [[lie|hope]].

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==[[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sargent Hartman]]==
[[Image:Hartman_Demotivates_you.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The sooner you accept it, the faster you'll realize the [[suicide|only solution is doing the world a favor and removing yourself.]]]]
Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on '''YOU'''. '''YOUR''' only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, '''YOU''' are the world's biggest vagina.

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==Gallery==

{{cg|YOU|yougallery|center|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Lulzafatgay.jpg|You on [[the best]] day of your life (for some odd reason...)
Image:Fatgayoldmen.jpg|Oh wait, no-one is willing to either give or receive fellatio from you.
File:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|<s>[[micropenis|Your penis]]</s>. What penis? We can't see shit.
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Who would want to look at your pathetic taint?
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
File:You confidence.png|No. You're uglier than this...
File:YouIRL.jpg|You IRL. LOSER.
Image:Bedroom.jpg|Your bedroom.
Image:Yourcar.jpg|Your car (before it got impounded.)
File:Your ex-dog.jpg|Your dog (before it ran away.)
File:zed hotblonde1.jpg|What you'll never get...
Image:Hughjackman.jpg|And what you'll never get to be!
Image:Sexrovot.gif|One of your wet dreams.
Image:lolzors.jpg|<s>[[Tori Sue Heck|Your fugly girlfriend]]</s>. You don't have a girlfriend...
Image:You need a girl.jpg|And you aren't going to get one.
Image:Fatnofxdude.jpg|You during a [[Emo|phase]].
Image:Fat-metal-freak.jpg|Hey, sexy.
Image:ZIM_OVERLOAD_by_Nny_Humper.jpg|Your collection of ''[[Invader Zim]]'' merchandise.
Image:Yourporn.jpg|<s>What you fap to.</s> Hold up...
File:Furry Porn.jpg|[[DeviantArt|What you Really fap to, you demented fuck!]]
File:Anencephaly2.jpg|You, at [[Life|level 1]]
File:Your house.jpg|<s>Your house.</s> You're a fucking basement dwelling goblin who still lives in...
File:Trailertrash.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s house.
File:Yourfamilypic.jpg|Your family portrait.
File:Fatblack.jpg|You if you are [[black]].
File:Britishguy.jpg|You if you're a [[Brit]].
File:Fatyank.jpg|You if you are an [[American]].
File:Sumo Love.jpg|You if you are [[Azn]].
File:Youmexican.jpg|You as a [[Mexican|Beaner]] (or a shit-stinking [[India|Gupta]]).
File:Youfrench.jpg|This [[French]] cunt could be you!
File:Aussiebushman.jpg|You if you're an [[Australian]].
File:Youhitler.jpg|Your [[Hitler|role model]].
File:Youkkk.jpg|A few of [[KKK|your relatives]].
File:Yourdesk.jpg|Your desk (though we know that it's actually worse than this!)
File:Yourbathroom.jpg|Your bathroom.
File:Yourkitchen.jpg|Your kitchen. It's no wonder you only eat fast food...
File:FriendsWhoNeedsThem.jpg|You, on why you have no friends.
File:Grossfood.jpg|What you eat all day, every day. You fat fuck!
File:Gofuckyourself.jpg|Spongebob says it right.
File:Grave.jpg|<s>Hopefully You'll end up here; left forgotten in an unmarked grave!</s> [[Dying Alone|You won't be having a funeral]] you sack of shit!
File:Cyberman.png|You, doing what you do best, asshole.
File:Yousuck.jpg|As if nobody knew already.
File:Masturbate Time Sleep.jpg|Your daily routine, or lack there of.
File:Youfinger.gif|Fuck you!
File:Anonfaggot.jpg|<s>You at a party.</s> NVM you weren't invited!
File:FemaleYou.jpg|Any female viewers of this article<s>, during a hike shortly after sucking off Chad</s>. As if you'd ever be this hot you ugly fat feminist skank.
File:Wegwitz.jpg|You on Christmas
</gallery>}}

==See also==
[[File:Suckers4cocksuckers.jpg|thumb|Your [[cock|destiny]] has been planned out from the very beginning.]]
* [[No one likes you]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Your Birthday]]
* [[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
* [[You're/Your]]
* [[Nu-Male]]
* [[Special:Mypage|You]]
* [[Guy Macon's original post]]
* [[Soulja Boy]] - He has a song about you.

==External Links==
* [http://youtu.be/nWOV_jDllS8 You doing a v-blog]
* [http://youtu.be/rd5w2T5Q2O4 An animation inspired by you.]
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW How to earn money to renovate YOUr basement]

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