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Talk:Wikimedia Foundation

2024-10-24T00:13:49Z

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'''Pics from lurking:'''
Do these pics [the offending ones] belong on the wikimedia, wikipedia, or the ED Porn Challenge page?

http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Animated_GIF&filefrom=Lever+tumbler+lock+animation.gif#mw-category-media
http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Animated_GIF&filefrom=Dionaea+muscipula+closing+trap+animation.gif#mw-category-media
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== Saddam Hussein getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!! ==

'''''YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA

== THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: ==

archive.is/k1iQk NEVER EVER DONATE, SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM:

xahlee.info/w/do_not_donate_to_Wikipedia.html archive.is/32WTn / archive.is/CsyKa archive.is/Y0BB wikipedia watch org resurrected something wikiskum eternal will never ever cremate!!!

archive.is/2L6mb

https://web.archive.org/web/20240401043022/https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gregorian_calendar#Redundant_none_sense,_typical_of_wikipedia_%22encyclopedia%22... SVTCobra JERK AGREES:

https://archive.is/ee6kQ TYPICAL WIKIPEDIA'S SHAME IS FOREVER N EVER!

== Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, approved by tuvalkin Jeff's wikidildo!!! ==

[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]

==Wiki-PEDO-ia "TRUE ENCYCLOPEDIA" where Stalin is hero and Katyn Massacre Never happened...==

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Soviet_Union&action=history/

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Stalinism&action=history

Wikimedia Foundation

2024-10-24T00:12:17Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897634 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk)

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{| class="infobox" style="float:right;width: 315px; border-spacing: 2px; font-size: 90%; text-align: left; " cellpadding="4"
! colspan=2 align="center" style="font-size: larger; background-color: lightsteelblue;"|'''Wikimedia Foundation'''
مؤسسة ويكيميديا
|-
| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em;text-align:center;" |[[Image:Wikimedia-logo.svg.png|100px]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Operational'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 2003-present
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Address'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 149 New Montgomery Street<br />San Francisco, CA 94105
|-style="vertical=align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Led by'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Active region(s)'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Internet]]
Global
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Ideology'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Open source]], [[The Internet is serious business]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Status'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Fraudulent charity
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''[[Website]]'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]
|}

'''''The nonprofit Wikimedia Foundation provides the essential infrastructure for free knowledge they invent. WMF hosts Wikipedia, the censored, messed up online "free encyclopedia". It is created, edited and verified by wikipsycho volunteers around the world, as well as many other vital community BS Projects. All of which is made possible thanks to donations from individuals they screw. They welcome anyone who shares their [[wikipedo]] visions to join them in collecting and sharing knowledge that fully represents wikiscum<ref> senior administrator encyclopetey confirmed: en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=9196051&oldid=5153613!</ref> diversity but zero human dignity<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2595420&diff=prev&oldid=2196966846 https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. THE WIKIMOTTO: FUCK YOU, THANX & COME AGAIN!!! WE JUST WANT YOUR MONEY, BITCH!

The '''Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.''' ('''WMF = Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure<ref>https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,</ref>''') is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as "[[Jimbo]]," or "[[Jewbo]]" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]]." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]].

==Overview==
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF's Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as:

*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn't know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from ''Bartlett's'' and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo's attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011.
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It's main editor, uhhh... I mean, it's only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the ''magnum opus'' of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious "comedy site" in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo's company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically "dead" projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look "more important" and more "charity-ish".

== Diagram ==
<br>
<center>{{frame|[[Image:Wikimedia foundation.JPG|center|thumb|600px|<center><big>'''The ugly wikitruth.'''</big></center>]]|}}</center>
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==Fundraising==
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|The usual day at the WMFOffice/wikioffice... getting wikidrunk and celebrating stolen money from fooled donors<ref>https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/annualreport/2022-annual-report/donors/</ref>...]]
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed <s>$42 million</s> <s>$55 million</s> '''$75 million''' in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}''' and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.

Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.

{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site's limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on "gaffer tape and string".|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}

{{quote|1=Here's why it hasn't happened: We're poor. It's that simple. We don't have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2='''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}'''|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}

Thank goodness these donors are getting their money's worth:
{{squote|“The Foundation has a <b>miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works</b>; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}

== FAQ on WMF ==
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]
*'''What is the mission of the Foundation ?'''

The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].

*'''Is WMF a charity?'''
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.

*'''Which projects do they support?'''
**Jimbo Wales' washing machine '''{{archive|SW4bn|}}'''.
**[[Role-playing]] games
**General racketeering
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]

*'''Where does the money come from?'''

Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.

*'''Does WMF have audited financial statements?'''
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]

*'''Does WMF files a tax return?'''
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation's tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and ''accuracy'':

*Revenue: <s>$6,500,000 (donations and the like)</s> '''$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014'''

*Expenses: $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)

*Scam fees: $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)

*Profit for <s>owners</s> embezzlers and parasites: $FUCKTON

*Lila's salary: $ 280,000

*Möller's butt plugs $ 180,000

*Wikipedia's Admins: $ 0

*You: $ 0

*Jimbo's salary: $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms

== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].

<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]].
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|'''{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}''', resigned for unstated health reasons
File:Mako sexy.jpg|'''{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}''' when he was still sexy
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit)
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] '''{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}'''
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|'''{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}''', the idiot responsible for hiring these people
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|'''{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}''', "product manager" '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|'''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}''' would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say 'I will never meet a woman'
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won't shut up about
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka '''{{wpcl|Kaldari}}''' and '''{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}'''. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4141 discovered] he operates <s>[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]</s> (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}''' '''{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}''' [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|'''{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}''', whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka '''{{wpcl|Pine}}'''. BFF with missing-dong collector '''{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}''', left 2015; after only 3 months in his "job"
</gallery></center>

== See also ==
[[wikimania]]
*[[Angela Beesley]]
*[[Tentacle rape]]
*[[Erik Möller]]
*[[Ironholds]]

== External Links ==
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate]
* [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards List of Wasted wikishemales forever pathetic stewards lives!!!]
[https://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/wikipedia_crisis/ WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND NO MATTER HOW WRONG THEY ARE ADMIT THEY ARE BOGUS!!!]
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User talk:YaroslavTV

2024-10-24T00:09:53Z

PowerTrout: Stop being so obsessive! You don't need to put shit on this guy's page.

== file restoration ==

thanks. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:29, 25 November 2021 (EST)

== hello ==

thanks for the compliment on my talk page. since you're an admin, could you give me an editor role?

[[User:TwisterTesticles|TwisterTesticles]] ([[User talk:TwisterTesticles|talk]]) 01:41, 12 December 2021 (EST)
:i have the capability but not the permission. the wiki is run by a small group of mostly forum users, so i am happy to run your request by them and if they say okay then i can upgrade your usergroup. standby plz -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:54, 12 December 2021 (EST)

:I'm not an admin, I'm a regular user. [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:20, 12 December 2021 (EST)

== EDF and Waukesha. ==

Saw your {{EDF|t|3536|thread}}. Cool stuff. Also added moar shit about the Waukesha nigger, turns out he was also a rapper. — [[File:Clearcho.png|65px]] <big>[[User:MisterRemover|Just Call Me Mister]]</big> <small>([[User_talk:MisterRemover|don't click here]] | [[Special:Contributions/MisterRemover|don't click here too]] | [[Kitties|click here instead]])</small> 09:06, 16 July 2022 (EDT)

== icze4r article ==

Hi. I see you reverted my edit. I only removed the false info about him. My edits didn't remove any real info about him. If you have any issues with my version of the article please tell me what is it that you don't like [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 16:54, 16 November 2022 (EST)

: Quit lying. I know you're making butthurt revisions on an article about you to hide your real identity.
: [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 17:03, 16 November 2022 (EST)
::Sorry Rachel, you were right about rewriting the article. Please forgive me.
::[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:38, 17 November 2022 (EST)
:: I think your wrong, Yarsolav. The dox is correct (I know cuz I wanted to update it myself). The article as it is now is a mess that makes no sense. Rachel Rogers's revision is better. I'm gonna restore it [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 17:40, 16 November 2022 (EST)
::: I see. Thanks for correcting me.
:::[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:36, 17 November 2022 (EST)
:::: i'll be adding more stuff in the days to come but i need help to make it more funny [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 15:41, 17 November 2022 (EST)

Hello there YaroSLAVE

== U MAD BRO? ==

Farm Frenzy is such a shitty game, why waste your time making walkthroughs for it you retard [[User:U MAD BRO|U MAD BRO]] ([[User talk:U MAD BRO|talk]]) 13:57, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:47, 19 September 2024 (UTC)
:Thanks for sharing info with me. It may come in handy.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 08:18, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== WTF? ==

Why are you helping Gabe Rojas and his underage friends with their shitty fork?Why are you giving them tips how to scrape our site? [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 00:09, 28 September 2024 (UTC)
:Sorry, it's all my fault for sharing tips on how to scrape your site to them. But hey, you're so happy that I'm not an admin anymore.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 09:20, 28 September 2024 (UTC)
::No, I am not. I don't enjoy disciplining one of our best admins. I will chalk-up this up to a spontaneous case of AIDs and restore your status if you stop covorting with those underage retards. I don't care if you edit for them, but don't take any actions against this site. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 22:49, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

== Traitors get the rope ==

Enjoy your bancakes and working for the minor leagues, you earned them.[[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 02:39, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for improving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:10, 10 Oct 2024 (PT)

Thanks [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 23:13, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

User:YaroslavTV

2024-10-24T00:09:17Z

PowerTrout: Ljupco, you fucking better leave him alone. Your bitch-ass won't get any further than that.

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What are they doing on ED?
*<s>Restoring every artcicle and bringing back lost data from .rs.</s> '''LOLOLOLOLOL IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT SOME HELP!'''
*<s>Restoring every single image, talk pages and more.</s> '''OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA TAKE FOREVER. EVEN SOME OF THE IMAGES THAT ARE EXCLUSIVE TO ED MAKES IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT!!1!'''
*<s>Updating old articles and finding new never-seen-before info.</s> '''NOBODY CARE ABOUT THEM ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'''
*<s>Adding new articles day by day.</s> '''NOT THE CASE BECAUSE OF LOW AND LAZY USERBASE!!!!!!!!!'''

Solution?
*<s>Find the latest backup from 2019</s> '''DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1'''

Welcome to my user page where I document very interesting events, indivuals, dramas and internet memes in a satirical way.

==Pages I made==
*[[Waukesha Parade Attack]]
*[[Husker the Wolf]]

==COMING SOON==
*CartoonMania/Matthew Littlemore
*XanderMartin98 (My version.)
*My Life as a Teenage Robot (Working on it)
*Richard Golden
*RainbowKitty101
*3DMM
*BBQ Pit Boys

==Personal pages==
[[User:YaroslavTV/Sandbox]]

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PowerTrout: You are Ljupco Steriev, so you should be banned. Don't remove the template unless I EXPLICITLY tell you to, okay?

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PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897625 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) I will edit war with you all night.

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== About ==

Joined in 2024 officially after lurking on here for years, i enjoy adding information to abandoned articles, stubs, and helping ED rebuild.

When i am not on ED, i am usually playing vidya or going outside.

Pic of me irl
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== Need to find the Trapstar? ==

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=== August ===

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 5, 2024|August 5, 2024 - Kris Tyson Diss Track]]

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 9, 2024|August 9, 2024 - Sam Hyde Brings Pearl Davis On Fishtank]]

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 14, 2024|August 14, 2024 - Tony Orr- Up the fucking ass]]

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 28, 2024|August 28, 2024 - Every Terrorist Organization Explained]]

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Pedophilia

2024-10-24T00:07:22Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897624 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Do you even box for a living? I haven't seen you anywhere other than chess, so God knows whether or not you do.

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'''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[æ]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
All pedophiles are universally hated because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.
[[Image:Baby_pedophile.gif‎|right|thumb|Given that its very difficult to prosecute when two minors have sex, some resourceful pedophiles think they may have found a loophole.]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|left|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]

Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see [[nexopia]]) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, [[Jack McClellan]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Jerry Sandusky]], [[Alcon#Freesaiyan|Michael Towers]] and any leading member of [[Christianity|the Roman Catholic Church]]. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by [[Chris Hansen]] might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is {{yt|u|GNRandSTP911|typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys}}. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.
[[Image:Hey Kids, Narnia Is This Way.jpg|right|thumb|If your pedophile alarm doesn't ring, I don't know what will.]]
[[Image:One_thing_tom_knew.png‎|left|thumb|Single pic explanation of Pedophilia.]]
[[Image:Pedodyke.jpg|left|thumb|Pedophiles molest children in Satanic rituals to harness their energy.]]
It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.

==Child Molester Rap==
[[Image:Indifference.jpg|right|thumb|Meh.]]
[[Image:StevePedo.jpg|right|thumb|A famous pedophile.]]
[[Image:Chances.jpg|right|thumb| Don't be a pussy]]
:'''Based on the song "Ha" by Juvenile'''
That's you with that bad ass candy van ha<br/>
That's you that can't keep yo' women ha<br/>
cause you keep fuckin their children ha<br/>
You gotta go to court ha<br/>
You got served a subpoena for child abuse ha<br/>
That was that nerve ha<br/>
You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha<br/>
I know you a child rapist but your rich parents got ya out with money ha<br/>
You ready to fuck one of them children ass ha<br/>
You ain't scared ha<br/>
You know how to play wiv 'em ha<br/>
I know you ain't just gonna let a moralist come and punk you ha<br/>
You know who got the youngest kids in da hood ha<br/>
You know how to groom them in triplets ha<br/>
Shit ain't hard as it seems ha<br/>
You keep your body clean ha<br/>
You got a lot of candy ha<br/>
Some of your friends sell dope ha<br/>
You really want to fuck them children ha<br/>
You show up with them children ha<br/>
You stuck it in them children ha<br/><br/>
:''(Chorus 2X)''<br/><br/>
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair<br/>
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire<br/>
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child<br/>
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering<br/>
<br/>
You can't do nothing but love little girls ha<br/>
She wants to know what you gonna do next ha<br/>
You brought duct tape with glue ha<br/>
You not even wearing a condom ha<br/>
You tryin to protect your chest ha<br/>
You spent 70 on candy ha<br/>
That ain't yours, girl, that's for your friends ha<br/>
You wanna let these girls play with your rod ha<br/>
You wanna run the child market ha<br/>
You wanna be the only pedo which sells children ha<br/>
You keep your cock hard ha<br/>
You count the money at the end of the night ha<br/>
You on a three day flight to the Caribbean ha<br/>
Your basement full of children there ha<br/>
[[Image:Jimmy-saville.jpg|right|thumb|[[Jimmy Savile|He'll fix it for you...]]]]
[[Image:Fellatio Lesson Priests.gif|right|thumb|Catholic priests in training.]]
You fuckin them children ha<br/>
Your face was on the news last night ha<br/>
You the one that robbed them little creatures of their innocence last night ha<br/>
You meet them in their houses when it's dark ha<br/>
They claim you a thug and you ain't got no heart ha<br/>
You came in her ass on new years eve ha<br/>
You got stuck in that little bitch and couldn't leave ha<br/>
It was hard for her to breathe ha<br/><br/>
:''(Chorus 2X)''<br/><br/>
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair<br/>
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire<br/>
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child<br/>
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering<br/>
<br/>
[[Image:Diagram_b.jpg|right|thumb|Pedophiles' Guide to Little Girls]]
[[Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|right|thumb|Another Handy Pedo reference chart]]
You got a trespassing charge ha<br/>
That dick got hard ha<br/>
When you were looking at them little girls ha<br/>
You don't know when to quit ha<br/>
That's you with that girl shouting shit ha<br/>
That's you with that candy shit ha<br/>
That's you that's taking them innocence ha<br/>
That little hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha<br/>
You gonna knock that little hoe teeth out ha<br/>
You done switched from ass to mouth ha<br/>
You search for children everytime you leave your house ha<br/>
Them welfare checks arrived ha<br/>
You bout to fuck that girl ha<br/>
You bout to steal another virginity ha<br/>
You gonna treat your children well ha<br/>
You bout to go put the dick in one of these hoes' cunt ha<br/>
When you broke her you drove her crazy ha<br/>
When you paid her in candy you got other kids to fuck ha<br/>
You always on top ha<br/>
You rob some child's innocence ha<br/>
You don't think you can be stopped ha<br/>
You ridin in the candy van with little girls in it ha<br/><br/>
:''(Chorus 2X)''<br/><br/>
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair<br/>
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire<br/>
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child<br/>
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering<br/>

==Pro activism==
[[File:Kijiji.jpg|thumb|right|internet pedo hunting ground...]]
[[File:Wetdream.jpg|thumb|right|Pedo dreams]]
{{Quote|[The] grotesque delusion that children are innocent white angels, is the cause of an awful lot of damage|Pro-pedophilia activist, Gunnar R. Tjomlid}}
Imitating the disinformation campaign of the [[furries]], organizations like [[NAMBLA]] and social movements like [[childlove]] exist to make [[POSC|kid-fucking]] (specifically [[POSC|boy-fucking]]) seem normal, and seek to make their vile practice totally legal (homosexuality was also regarded as evil and unnatural in the past, but faggots will ignore this fact). Organizations like [[Perverted-Justice]], meanwhile, pretend to exist to hunt pedophile morons (or just general perverted dumbasses) down like dogs, get them arrested, and then post their personal information online for everyone to mock and throw flaming bags of dogshit at. However, neither Perverted-Justice nor [[Chris Hansen]] has actually caught a pedophile, only [[sick fucks]] going after [[16 year old girls]] instead of pedophiles that literally say "if it's eight it's too late." A lot of these Perverted Justice types are passive-aggressive sociopath assholes who pop a [[boner|chubbies]] at the opportunity to ruin [[Mental illness|flawed people's]] lives on television.

In recent developments the [[Batshit_Insane|perfectly reasonable]] government of [[Greece]] decided to sell all the hotels, houses and mortgage the Parthenon in order to be able to spend the last pocket change they have on [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16486416 benefits for the welfare of pedophiles, pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists, exhibitionists and sado-masochists] and then be the first to [[Fail|quit]] the Monopoly game of the [[Europe|European Union.]]

The ones that are anti-pedo usually are just bigots that moved to pedophobia since homophobia is frowned upon in society.

Their "arguments" are usually like:
*"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos dont love children!!!1]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals dont love women)
*"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos raep teh children!11]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals rape women.)
*"[[Logic#Circular_Logic|attraction to children is a sickness because its not natural to be attracted to children!]]"
*"[[Logic#False_Dilemma|if you truly love teh children you cant be attracted to them!]]"
*"[[Logic#Thought-terminating_Clich.C3.A9|ALL the pedos raeps teh children thus is bad!!11"omg]]"
*"[[Your_argument_is_invalid|youre a pedoo your wr00ng"!!1]]"

[[Some argue|Organizations]] like Perverted Justice are composed entirely of illiterate faggots with no sex-lives on a hate trip, claiming that they come across as even more stupid than the pedophiles they are trying to hunt, though again they've never caught a single pedophile, only people after jailbait. By making pedophilia even more taboo, they proudly claim to have actually increased the amount of pedophiles in America by [[over 9,000]] since [[WTC|2001]]. However, the people who argue this are usually pedos themselves and like the owner of corrupted-justice.com, Scott Morrow (a [[Adult baby|diaper wearing faggot]]), they have little concept of the fact that pedophilia is already [[Doing It Wrong|taboo]]. '''You can't get much more taboo than fucking children.''' It is not known how you force a pedophile underground further, although it's probably something to do with the [[Suicide|self-pwnage]] of Perverted Justice "victims".

[[Disney]] has been known to endorse pedophilia, such as in the lesser-known [[furry]] movie ''The Rescuers'', and [[Rangerphiles]].

Mr. Mac teaches you how to get the [[handjob|job]] done:

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*[http://www.mrmac.com/missionary/index.phtml Utah's version of Mr Mac]

==On teh internets==
[[Image:Textbookpedo.jpg|Text-book pedo talk.|thumb|right]]
The REALLY stupid pedophiles are found in [[Internet]] [[chat rooms]], [[Not4chan]], [[Anontalk]], and [[IRC]] under names like "bunnyHoney22", "Markos", "velocity7", "Foehammer95", "burntheprettyones", "fungirlL00k1ingforguyz", or "iwanttorapeuanally". For the people who can actually use a computer, there are on-topic imageboards, hosting services and Gnutella, available on any darknet (including Freenet, [[Tor]] and I2P). In the words of Raptor Jesus: "Turn a stone and you shall...IS DAT SUM CP, [[FUKKEN SAVED]]." They also exist on [[LJ]], targeting [[12 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]]. Various [[Wikipedia|Pedophile Support Communities]] are found all over the [[internets]].

Extensive [[Science#Unnatural_science|scientific]] research has shown that, ''BTW'', {{wayback|http://www.petitsfilous.co.uk/html/play-marine.html|20070428111638|title=some}} kids are totally [[asking for it]]. However, [[Common sense|everybody knows]] that this is a load of [[shit]].

Below is an example of a cultural phenomenon which has emerged in the past two decades, that of the almost-[[JB]] acting like non-JB which is weird even though they're obviously only attractive to [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] and other 11 year olds, so, yeah, confusion probably. If they stripped off, they'd be [[CP]] and you'd get fucking [[V&]], sunshine. Contrary to popular belief, the behavior below is not why girls on YouTube are victims of [[surprise sex]] but rather a manifestation of a change in media demographics and a slackening of parental controls on increasingly difficult to censor communication mediums. This has been emergent since the 1980s and is now reaching crisis point.

Of course, they ''could'' just be totally [[asking for it]].

==Foreigners==
<center>'''JewTube video showing a national treasure of Australia, [[Geoffrey Leonard]].'''</center>
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{{quote|Alright, grub. KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH! Grub."|[[Geoffrey Leonard|Crazy Australian Pedophile]] 2:59}}

Australia's youngest pedophile, [[Morgan Bye]].

In [[England]] and its colonies, where the main language isn't Spanglish, pedophiles are known as "paedophiles" (pronounced ''"Pee - Doh - Files"''). "Paedophiles" successfully avoid capture, year after year, due to the difficulty of spelling this word correctly on legal paper work. Because it's so hard to spell, pediatricians in the UK are regularly mistaken as pedophiles and attacked by angry mobs; see [http://archive.fo/hFbq this story.]

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[[image:The_REV.jpg|500px|frame|center|Archetypal English Sunday-School Teacher]]
<br>

The massive amount of taxpayer expense involved in these judiciary blunders is why the [[age of consent]] in those areas was lowered to 16. Pedobear suggests Iceland where the age of consent is 14. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Faroe Islands are also recommended where the age of consent is 5.

England now has a site dedicated to naming and shaming pædophiles; or, as they are more commonly known, "nonces". (Brit slang circa 1970).

[http://www.redwatch.org.uk/noncewatch/ Noncewatch] '''(BALEETED)''' is an offshoot of the website [http://www.redwatch.co.uk/indexx.html Redwatch] '''(BALEETED)''', a "Hit List" database run by a conglomerate of mouthbreathing Aryan Nation fucktards that lists home addresses and other private information about the pinko commie scum of England (i.e., anyone who denies the supremacy of the white race, believes in evolution, or called them names in grammar school). Not surprisingly, the British establishment, seriously lacking in [[lulz]], have attempted time and again to get the site closed.

Despite the overwhelming evidence that the majority of pædophiles who target the same sex do not identify themselves as homosexual and have a history of exclusively heterosexual adult relationships, they often list run-of-the-mill [[faggots]] who have no connection with child pornography at all.

In the middle east, it is perfectly legal for older men to marry children as young as 10 years old.

{{quote|A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she's too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her."|[[Muslim|Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh ]], speaking from Osama Bin Laden's recent wedding.}}

==Treatment==
Right wing duffucks the world around have staunchly resisted appeals to replace the [[death]] penalty with the more progressive [[rape]] penalty, denying prisoners invaluable medical treatment and [[fat]] patrons the opportunity to spend money and become [[YouTube]] sensations putting little bitch pedos in their proper place. Despite this ideological intolerance, American prisons have engaged in a successful strategy of decriminalization that virtually ensures that each and every pedo will receive the opportunity to be [[buttfuck]]ed on multiple occasions by fellow prisoners with adult physique. While the program hasn't been implemented widely enough to see a large-scale benefit, there is already a small but significant fraction of pedos who claim to have been cured by this technique, and there is every reason to hope that ultimately they can all be recruited to a more standard bottom role in normal society.

==Pedo videos==
:''See also: [[PedoBear#A few of his favourite things...|a bear's collection of songs and videos]] which are relevant this this subject matter''

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|<center>'''How pedophiles use online games to molest children''' </center><br/><youtube>kx4ixXQFUQY</youtube>
|<center>'''Do the ''Sex Offender Shuffle''!''' </center><br/><youtube>VfCYZ3pks48</youtube>
|<center>'''What little boy lovers dream about'''</center><br/><youtube>1krP1WWsTqY</youtube>
|<center>'''Oooh-yeah! Lolis!'''</center><br/><youtube>8Q7FFjUpVLg</youtube>
|<center>'''The Notorious Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'''</center><br/><youtube>zUnhfvGdmmw</youtube>
|<center>'''Shake it, lil girl!'''</center><br/><youtube>pjyWdu6Cklg</youtube>
|<center>'''Lazytown: pedo's delight'''</center><br/><youtube>IZuqZGC4nHE</youtube>
|<center>'''A pedo gets pwned by a demented loli with DubStep'''</center><br/><youtube>2cXDgFwE13g</youtube>
|<center>'''How to pretend to be 10 years old'''</center><br/><youtube>xZHq4CQekTY</youtube>
|<center>'''Kids these days sure don't make it easy to stay clean'''</center><br/><youtube>GUCobEilOa4</youtube>
|<center>'''Encouraged during the FDR administration under the New Deal'''</center><br/><youtube>WLLSqpYyPD8</youtube>
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==Using religion to subvert the system==
{{main|Metzizah b'peh}}
Mohel's and other circumcisers get hard (or sometimes wet) from the idea of playing with an infants penis, and cutting into it with sharp objects. Feminist man-hating pedo's love this most, but 40 something year old pedo males with doctorates love it as well. The Jewish Pedo Mohel especially loves sucking the penis of the boy after cutting the boy, getting hard, and cumming in his pants (a ritualistic Jewish ceremony known as the bris milah). That is the best part!

Their only guilty pleasure is an inncent hug...(please note that over 90% of Irish Catholic priests are pedos).

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==Terms and Types==
===Babies===
[[Image:Mohel_suck.jpeg|thumb|Jewish baby get's his first blow job!]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Nepiophilia|Neophilia]]'''/'''Infantophilia''': Also known as [[baby fuck]] (IT'SSS AWWRIGHTTT!!!), these pedos fuck the shit out of babies for their plushy-textured vaginas. [[Truth|No one knows if this is even possible, as an infant's vagina would be probably really fucking hard to squeeze into (unless their dicks are really really small).]] News reports claim that 1-year olds are regularly raped in [[Zimbabwe]] because people there believing deflowering a virgin cures [[AIDS]], but since all babies born in Zimbabwe are AIDS babies, the opposite occurs.
*'''[[Toddlercon]]''': Porn for Infantophiles who want more mature women

===Pre===
[[Image:A0005405 782590.jpg|thumb|What hebephilies go after. Can you really blame them?]]
*'''[[Childlove]]''': Remember-It's a child's RIGHT to be fucked! And if they tell no one will believe them anyways.
*'''Nineyophilia''': a special [[pedophilia|will to pleasure]] girls, only at the age of 9. People who have this sickness like to [[buttsecks|love-kiss]] little girls in the shower.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Pederasty|Pederasty]]''': Raping little boys is EDUCATIONAL!
*'''Pedosexual''': Alternate term. Pedophiles prefer it because they think it makes pedophilia sound like a normal sexual orientation. Anti-pedos prefer it because it reminds people that pedophiles don't love children and only want to have sex with them, as opposed to necrophiliacs who really do fall romantically in love with dead bodies.
*'''Korephilia''': Attraction to female preteens by adult women; i.e. lesbian pedophilia.

===Pubes===
[[Image:M_158277c85ed0aba18a15d6fe87a119b5.jpg‎|frame|An experienced pedophile]]
[[Image:Givechildren.jpg|thumb|Professional Child [[Prostitute|Prostitutes]] provider]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Hebephilia|Hebephilia]]''': Enjoys pubescent Jewish pre-teens, plain and simple. [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Perverted-Justice]] target this type of person a lot of the time. [[NathanR]] and [[Brian Peppers]] were also busted for this. Real pedophiles like the people at [[Anontalk.com]] consider this so old that they're disgusted by it. [[Wikipedia:Hebe (Marvel Comics)|Marvel]] and [[Wikipedia:Hebe (mythology)|myths]] show that Hebe was actually the Greek goddess of youth, and Herakles wife besides that.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Ephebophilia|Ephebophilia]]''': Like Hebephilia, but instead of 11-14, it's 13-18, which is even less pedo, though still legally defined as "child," wink wink. [[Wiktionary:ephebe]] defines the etymology as "A young man, especially an 18-20 year old in ancient Greece undergoing military training." so who knows how this came to be.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Chronophilia|Teleiophilia]]''': Gets off only on larger, hairier children who can vote, buy cigarettes, and might be wrinkly. A common symptom of this disorder is the unavoidable urge to spend time on the [[telephone]], thus the name.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Gerontophilia|Gerontophilia]]''': Gets off on [[old people|shrunken thin-skinned children]] who don't need to earn money & often take pills to have erections. Their caregivers often restrict their [[cake|candy]] intake since they have a tendency to get [[Diabeetus|hyper]]. They sometimes nickname their victims 'elders' because their sweat tastes as sweet as elderberries since they sneak so much candy regardless.
*'''[[Necrophilia|Negrophilia]]''': As the elders continue to shrink, they enter a period of [[Death|hibernation]] under the earth during which point they continue to lose weight and become very [[anorexic|neotenic]]. Their [[negro|skin blackens]], and eventually with the assistance of the Negrophile who is an expert at digging, they emerge from the earth as [[an negro]] who, in appreciation, offer themself to the negrophile's wim. Negrophiles have a tendency to allow their [[insect]] friends sloppy seconds, at which point they indulge their [[vore]] fetish. Often, the [[Happy Negro|negro is so sexually satisfied]] by being gangraped by the negrophile and bug friends that they will pass out for [[at least 100]] centuries. Some of the females who don't get off may [[zombie|relocate for additional sex]].

==The Pedo-Stache==
As a means of "hiding in plain sight" pedophiles have learned to uniquely brand themselves in such a way as to make themselves easily recognizable to each other while still being able to avoid notice of the general public. One of their "trademarks" if you will is the pedo-stache, most often worn as an unkempt, straight across the mouth, pencil or pseudo chevron style. Often the product of not being man enough to grow a real mustache, the look can likewise be found on most teens who are sorely attempting to compensate for a lack of pube growth.

{{cg|Pedo-Stache Gallery|PedoStacheGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Megandad.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, pedophile and father of [[hypocrite|Chrissie]] [[psychopath|Barmore]] aka [[YouTube]] [[attention whore|reply whore]] [[MeganSpeaks]].
Image:NYHETER-13s08-JACKSON-71_368.jpg|Your average 13-year-old girl on [[IRC]]. This man was [[pwned]] by Denny's.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Marc_Dutroux.jpg|Marc Dutroux, an experienced Belgian pedophile, often praised for his [[Rape|achievements]].
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Gary_Schultz.jpg|Covered for pedo friend [[Jerry Sandusky]].
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Kevin_Patrick_Bath.jpg|Noted children's book author and convicted pedophile.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Robert_Young.jpg|Registered sex offender who was allowed by friends to freely rape their daughter. Srsly.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_1.jpg
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_2.jpg
File:Pedofag.jpg|Pedophile from Colorado
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Joey_Pierce.png|Publicly posted countless dozens of nude pictures of his son on FB.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Mysterious_Skin.jpg|Hollywood loves to use the pedo-stache for their on-screen child molesters.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Kick_Ass.jpg
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Retarded.jpg|The chromosomally deficient very often have pedophilic tendencies.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_3.jpg
Image:FCYTravis.jpg
Image:Brian_Mueller.jpg|[[Brian Mueller]] who finds being exposed as a pedo is less shameful than his self-released noodz.
Image:Pedostache_-_7_Year_Old_Sexual_Assault.jpg|Brentley Jason Byers [http://www.krem.com/news/crime/child-requires-surgery-after-being-sexually-assaulted-by-father-officials-say/459324991 arrested and charged with statutory rape of a child by an adult].
</gallery>}}

==Galleries==
{{collapsegallery|Galleria De Pedophilios|PedoGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Living the dream.jpg
Image:A different temperature on each side.jpg
Image:Hitler-Girl-1935.jpg
Image:Pedothreadqf1.jpg
Image:StalkerIRL.png|[[Pedo Scarface|Stalker pedophile]]... as you can see, a [[sick fuck|normal person]]
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File:Mohammed Penis Little Girl.jpg
File:She3.jpg|She 3, but that mouth 18
Image:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn]] likes to get naked in daycare centers.
Image:Ancient greek pedo.gif|in [[Greece]] it's [[baby fuck|Awwww-Right!]]
Image:Brendon_the_pedo.jpg|An [[emo]] has the right to [[baby fuck]] too
Image:Angrypedo.jpg|AngryAussie secretly exposed.
Image:Coonandkids.jpg|A typical pedophile. Also a [[nigger]]. There can't be a connection...
Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|You gonna get raped by [[furries]].
Image:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|Proof that pedos don't go public.
Image:Glittercustoms.jpg|Anything to declare, Mr. Glitter?
Image:Putinpedo.jpg|Pedophilia, all right in Russia! [http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/putins-kitten-kiss/2006/07/07/1152240474318.html]
Image:ED_Bidna_pic.jpg|Pedophiles in our school system!
Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|[[Chris Hansen|"Why don't you have a seat over there..."]]
Image:SheikhAbdulAzizAl-Sheikh.jpg|All praise [[Allah]] for Sharia law!
Image:Dariuscock.jpg|A girl about to get pwnd.
Image:Pedowolf.jpg|Unfortunately, NOT ALL PEDOS ARE AS OBVIOUS AS THIS.
Image:Toothytheclown.jpg|A pedophile's ideal job.
Image:Freddy_gulersh.jpg|He see's [[gay|dead]] people
File:Nigger Pedophile 11.jpg
Image:Santa Clause.JPG|Watches your children.
Image:Pecina1_copy.jpg|Your average pedophile at play/work.
File:British Man Jailed for Pedophile Doll.jpg|Careful, pedos! Fucking loli dolls gets u v& now
Image:Vacant_seas.jpg|Pedophilia in action.
Image:Dlthorn13-dick-on-dead-fuck-trophy.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] rubs his dick on dead baby photos.
Image:Dancilley.gif|Notable sexual predator, [[Dan Cilley]].
Image:Pedoedspiderman.jpg|Spiderman was a victim of pedo rape as a young lad.
Image:Itunespedo.png|Some pedophiles don't cover their tracks very well.
Image:Russellthepedo.jpg|So, I heard you like to fuck 16-year-old pregnant girls with kids?
Image:Pedfam.jpg|This child will get his mouth washed out with cock.
Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|[[Gorgeous George]] encourages rubbing "Dongs with you Daddy"
Image:Jonopeckchasingkids.JPG|Pedo Clown
Image:pedoeatsshit.jpg|Yes, pedophiles will eat shit for minors.
Image:PedophilePimp.jpg|A pedophile pimp
Image:Mjapproves1.jpg|post this on [[not4chan]] in the [[shota]] section for [[lulz]].
Image:Pedofagguycomic.jpg|[[A FUCKING POKEMON|A FUCKEN DOLLAR MAN!!!]]
Image:Donald1.jpg|Pedophile engineer emerges from his disguise.
Image:Foley shota.jpg|[[Mark Foley]] dreams about fucking [[13 year old boy|13 year old boys]].
Image:childPredator.gif|Pedophiles have given The Child Predators a bad name.
Image:Youtube butthurt over pedodad.jpg|A [[YouTube]] butthurt over his pedophile dad's surprise buttsex.
Image:MistyStuffer_PedoTruth.JPG|[[FA|MistyStuffer]] is proud to be a pedo.
Image:Logan Don 2005.jpg|A [[vampire]] seducing a [[shota]].
Image:Pugalbear.jpg|Pedobear's illegitimate [[azn]] son, Pugalbear.
Image:Loli Knifing Guy.gif|This [[loli]] knows the proper way to treat pedos.
Image:merrychristmas.jpg|The Penguin from Batman: world-renowned pedophile, hard at work.
Image:Pedo fork.png|[[CWC|Pedo fork]]
Image:Pedo-kiddie-ride.jpg|Disturbing children's ride made by pedos simulates gay [[furry]] sex.
Image:Chadsyphrett-pedo.PNG|Girls on [[DeviantART]] are something favored by a [[ChadSyphrett|certain pedo]].
Image:Hamas_wedding.jpg|Collective hamas wedding with 13 years old girls.
Image:Cleverb&.jpg|Even A.I. loves Loli!
Image:Deviantartpedobingo.png|You might cross everything in the box.
Image:Megandad2.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, child molester and [[Criminal Scum|criminal]] terrorist.
Image:90 days for child porn.jpg
Image:Asa_nude_with_his_kid.jpg|[[Asalieri]] playing hide the snake in the tuna cave with his [[incest|daughter]].
Image:Brian_Collinge_penis_goes_where.jpg| Sometimes pedos are lolcows also.
Image:AntifaNamblaSupport.jpg|[[Antifaggot|Antifaggots]] and Namblafaggots team up against white supremacy and pedo bashers.
</gallery>|0}}

===Necessities===
{{collapsegallery|Necessities |fuckmytits|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedo-diapers.jpg|Keeps your kids fresh!
Image:Pedogame1.png||An [[RPG]] game for pedophiles, there is a market for everything.
Image:Jailbait Collection.JPG|If you don't have the limited edition complete Jailbait Collection, you're officially not a pedophile.
Image:Underage Pussy.jpg|For men who like 'em [[Toddlercon|fresh out of their mother's vagina.]]
Image:TB Cunt.JPG|You must have the Teeny Bopper Pussy, or you can consider yourself just "good with children"
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|Into incest? You'll need to know what you're limited to and what's open!
File:Toypedo.jpg|get em started early in life!
Image:Cphand.jpg|the hands of a pedo
Image:Rugrats love doll.jpg|baby love doll

</gallery>}}

===Starlet-Worthy===
{{collapsegallery|Starlet-Worthy|Starlet-Worthy|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:EmilyGraceReavesPedobear.JPG|You Know You want Her!
Image:StephaniePedo.jpg|Stephanie like to Give Pedo a Blowjob Anytime!''
Image:MadisonPettisPedo.JPG|PedoBear Love Her!''
Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|This Pedobear Love Stephanie Tanner!
File:Stephanie-lazy-town.gif|Julianna Rose Mauriello has been legal since 2009 but the pedos prefer the past
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:PedobearAndMadisonPettis.JPG|Pedobear met the girl of his Dream!
Image:MichellePedo.jpg|Typical Scene from ''Full House''.
Image:PedobearMadisonPettis.jpg|Pedo got a wet dream of this girl.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
[[Wikimania]]
===Notable Minor Attracted People===
[[File:Married at 9 daily mirror 1 feb 1937.jpg|thumb|300px|The good old days]]
[[File:Marriage at 7 news chronicle 18 feb 1939.jpg|thumb|Moar traditional conservative values]]
[[File:Five year old mother sunday post 9 september 1940.jpg|right|200px]]
[[Image:Sexy_Old_Mann.jpg|thumb|"wut r u wearin?"]]
[[Image:Monkey_dust_PFG.jpg|This is how they deal with pedos in Britain.|thumb]]
*[[Avery Chicoine]]
*[[Aydin Paladin]]
*[[Bashurverse]]
*[[ButLova]] - A sick butt-obsessed untalented furry/inflation/farting/scat pedophile from DeviantArt.
*[[Chuckle Brothers]]
*[[Comicality]]
*[[Cyril Smith]]
*[[Dahvie Vanity]]
*[[PETA#SPECIAL MENTION: Warwak|Dave Warwak]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Danny Elfman]]
*[[Deeker]]
*[[Diaperfur]]s
*[[Dynacatlovesme]]
*[[Fergie Olver]]
*[[Gary Glitter]]
*[[Genshin Impact]] Players
*[[Geoffrey Leonard]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[James M. Hardiman]] - A furry pedo.
*[[John Mark Karr]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[LoganSperman2]]
*[[LordZedd16]]
*[[LtFlagger]]
*[[James Terry Mitchell Jr]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]]
*[[Jonathan Gaskins]]
*[[Jonathan Ross]]
*[[Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer]]
*[[LionMaker Studios]]
*[[Matthew Sammon]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Michael Woodmansee]]
*[[Minecraft]] Youtubers
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Onision]]
*[[PedoBear]]
*[[Pedo Owen]]
*[[Philip Anthony Thompson]]
*[[Abortion|Pro-lifers]]
*[[MeganSpeaks|Ricky Lee Barmore]]
*[[R. Kelly]]
*[[Rootbrian]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Shaycarl]]
*[[Stephen Sample]]
*[[Swirlface]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[The Prophet Muhammad]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[TomPreston]]
*[[Updownmostly]]
*[[Vtubers]] and vtuber watchers
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<s>Viril</s>]] [[Shit nobody cares about|Not actually notable]], just a [[EDF6|massive faggot]].
*[[VonHelton]]
*[[Zeriara]]

===Platforms===
*[[Anontalk.com]]
*[[Boychat]] -A chat website for pedophiles
*[[Catholic Church]]
*[[Chat Avenue]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Christian Boy Love Forum]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Lb-69]] - A site where pedophiles fap to underage [[Thailand|Thai]] [[ladyboys]].
*[[Motherless]]
*[[NAMBLA]]
*[[NeoGAF]] - Fat paedophiles in denial.
*[[Not4chan]]
*[[Second Life/Logs#Ninja Troll versus the Pedophile|''Second Life'']] - is a good place for pedos!
*[[The AR Archive]] - They love them some babyfuck.
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Adopt-a-User|You can start here]] the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent

===Advocates For Pedophilia===
*[[Jeffree Star]]
*[[Pedophilia apologia|Pedophile Apologists]]
*[[Shane Dawson]]
*The [[Pope]]
*[[Queen Elizabeth II]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]
*[[YouTube Vigilantes]]

===Anti-Pedophile Legion===
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Doctor Phil]]
*[[Mission: MySpace]], and [[internet humanitarian]]s in general

===Related Concepts===
*[[Archive.is]] -- [[fukken saved]]
*[[Baby Fuck]]
*[[Kidnapping]]
*[[Kodomo no Jikan]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Lolita]]
*[[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
*[[Raping Little Suzy]]
*[[Shota]]
*''[[Softpaw Magazine]]'' - For the furries

==External Links==
===Lulz===
*[http://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713 The science of the 'pedosmile']
*[http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Child-Behavior/7-year-old-girl-who-masterbates-at-school/show/278336 My 7 yo daughter can't stop masturbating]
*[http://www.pedosmiles.com/Contactus.html PedoSmiles contact list]
*[http://video.kxly.com/watch.php?id=1104 Sex Offender Island]- A real place in [[USA|Washington State]] where pedos can [http://www.askearth.com/go/view_request?request=119364 live in harmony for life]!
*[http://www.oprah.com/community/thread/110361- "Teenage girls...shaving pubic hair..!"]
*[http://amiapedo.com "Am I a Pedo? - Online Self Help Utility"]
*[http://movies.yahoo.com/profiles/sherriehansen007?guid=WBWOM2SFEQRQUCSSNNV3RSY6P4&ys=c8GJsSzOaobXBIXOsNXA6Q-- Creepy Movie Reviews by a Pedo]
*{{yt|u|MeganSpeaks|The queen of attention whoring has a dad that's arrested in Whitfield County, Georgia for child molestation.}} Both her and one of her boyfriends get [[butthurt]] if someone talks about it.

===Genuine appreciators of unused-virgin-pussy===
*[http://anonym.to/?http://jbhc.in/ "Jail Bitches Hard Core"] - no, no pedos are here for sure
*<del>[http://www.attractedtochildren.org AttractedToChildren.org]</del> BALEETED
*<del>[http://12chan.crabdance.com 12chan] - for sick fucks of the age around 21</del> BALEETED
*[http://newgon.com Newgon.com] - "Research indicates that -"
*[http://www.youthrights.org National Youth Rights Association]
*[http://www.nambla.org NAMBLA]
*[http://www.alicelovers.com Visions of Alice]
*[http://www.deeker.com Deeker] Pedo in every way of the word the dude is a freak enter the site at your own risk. and he thinks "ONLY BOYS SHOULD WEAR DIAPERS! (that kind of pedo)
*ASSTR.org
**[http://www.asstr.org/~WillSomers Will Somers' Happy Kids in Kikky Skirts]
**<s>[http://www.asstr.org/~velocity Velocity's Lolita Bondage] - where the pedos like to tie up little girls</s> Link Dead
*<del>[http://www.falwell.com/Jerry Falwell.com] - Because he ''loved'' children.</del> BALEETED
*[http://www.dadsanddaughters.org dads and daughters.org]
*[http://doujinland.com www.doujinland.com] Filled with comics [[Michael Jackson]] and [[Pedobear]] would enjoy.
*[http://www.weloveteengirls.com WeLoveTeenGirls.com] - Notice there is no Terms of Use or any other lawsuit page.
*<del>[http://www.2doujin.com 2doujin.com] - Can pedo enjoy anymore than this.</del> BALEETED
*[http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com WouldYouHitThis.com] - The creepiest place on the net.
*<del>[http://www.wearelittlestars.com WeAreLittleStars: Pedophile Heaven]</del> BALEETED BUT STILL IN ALL PEDO'S HEARTS
*[http://www.wpxi.com/news/18773746/detail.html Even police departments aren't sacred from kiddy diddling.]

====Personal====
*[http://www.myspace.com/cornfieldslam The Cemetery Rapist]
*[http://www.girlslife.com/ GirlLove]
*[http://www.99chan.in/dizs DisneyStars]

===Anti===
*[http://www.nopedo.org NOpedo.org]. Help [[Raelian| Rael]] save the children from the [[Catholic|Pope]]!
*[http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org Warriors for Innocence] - the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent.
*[http://jackmcclellan.com Jack McClellan] - a site that exposes pedophile Jack McClellan.
*[http://samvak.tripod.com/pedophilia.html The Roots Of Pedophilia]
*http://www.perverted-justice.com Some of Perverted Justice's advice to parents: ''Despite the controversy of video game violence, video games are an easy way to occupy computer time. After all, if your child is playing a video game, they are not in chatrooms being groomed by predatory pedophiles. We at Perverted-Justice.com firmly believe that killing characters in virtual reality is 10,000 times healthier than being perved in real life. (Assuming your child isn't playing on Xbox Live or Playstation Network, that is...)''
*[http://wikileaks.ch/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols FBI's super seckrit guide to pedophile symbols]
*[http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/sdarcy2?ref=sgm Who the fuck is sdarcy and why is their facebook here?]

===Anti-Anti===
*[http://www.corrupted-justice.com Corrupted-Justice] oops down, [https://web.archive.org/web/20121017152338/http://www.corrupted-justice.com/ they shut in 2012]
*[http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=0&page=0&EntryID=2858029&CategoryID=72&get=1&adTopicId=16&keyword=politics&xargstringp=&xargstringn=&lastpagesent=2&Mytoken=0FDB074C-E9B6-47F6-A8916B5CAD279BDB35603381 Guy on MySpace boldly defends pedophilia.] (also down)
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3915470596 Known supporter of antilulz] (also down)
*[http://www.debate.org/debates/Pedophilia/1/ This person]; "All these sexual taboos we have today are so unnatural — not the taboos themselves, but the being of them. I'm sure all of our first reaction to the notion pedophilia is, like, ewww. The reaction is shared by me too. But let's give pedophiles some slack. They didn't choose their orientation; and the very reason they are bad isn't because there is actually anything wrong with what they want to do, but because of our instinctive reaction to call them bad. Hopefully, as history moves forward, we can become more accepting of one another's sexual dispositions. Hopefully, as pedophilia becomes more accepted by society, the possible psychological trauma children might receive will lessen. Hopefully, a more accepting day will come."
*[[Reddit]] is full of pedos and their "apologists". Example: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lf6l7/iama_closet_pedophile_in_my_early_20s_ama/][https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g9jti/iama_pedophile_ama/] {{archive|vdfhi|Gawker 1}} {{archive|yWyRD|Gawker 2}} {{archive|rQwej|Jezebel}}
*[http://www.b4uact.org/ B4U_ACT] is pushing to get pedophilia removed from the DSM.

===Helpful YouTube Documentary===
*{{ytlink|uZDGWICVQ3w|Part 1}}, {{ytlink|rVKf-HGzBSs|Part 2}}, {{ytlink|PFMsx0mjWrM|Part 3}}

{{Psychology}}
{{Pedoseries}}
{{Goodguys}}
{{Sex}}
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Talk:Pedophilia

2024-10-24T00:05:50Z

PowerTrout: This is Encyclopedia Dramatica, not Wikipedia. Do not bring matters up here.

==Pedophilia Discussion==
Somebody should start an interesting discussion on this page.

Let's bait all the pedos on here. You got nothing to lose from confessing.

[[User:PwnWinFail|PwnWinFail]] 04:52, 19 January 2013 (EST)PwnWinFail

==Pedo-Stache Section==
Added a new section! I'm actually surprised this wasn't added a long time ago, considering how common-place the term has become. I was inspired to create the section after encountering one "Joey Pierce" on FB. After making various threats of physical violence against me for making fun of his mother (srsly), one Liz Pierce, I was compelled to check out lil Joey's photo albums...which, at the time (and possibly still are) were completely molested with hundreds of pictures of his son "Cru", about a third of which were all nudie/bathtub style shots...and keep in mind PUBLICLY posted/shared. I also came across a number of different text gems, like the one I uploaded, where he talks about the reactions his pedo-stache gets when he's in public. Rather than create an entire article for the kooky nut job, which quite frankly I haven't the bother nor the inclination for, I decided it would simply be easier to add a new subsection to the pedo article and effectively nail multiple pedos with one article so to speak. Uh, that one guy though, Robert Young, he's probably worth an entire article.

Some horrific reading (there's several dozen more articles on this story too):

http://www.news4jax.com/news/Mother-testifies-she-didn-t-report-sex-abuse-because-she-didn-t-care/-/475880/16841152/-/bcc4i9z/-/index.html

http://www.justice4caylee.org/t12874-jane-perry-younger-than-12-accused-robert-going-young-and-michael-anthony-halveland-jacksonville-fl

Tha'fawk... *shudder* Gawd damn filthy pedos. `, \

--<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 17:02, 26 January 2013 (EST)

== FOR THE RECORD..How wikipedia/wiki-pedo-ia/wiki-pee-doia operates... as inside agents since 2005...I know all there is... wikipedia hides its crimes, using all inclusinve policy allows - you can write about PEDOPHILES... THERE ARE 1000S OF ARTICLES ON GROWN UP MEN FUCKING LIL BOYS AND LIL GIRLS... ==

THESE BASTARDS aka senior editors HAVE 1000000000000 EDITS AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE ACROSS WIKIS...OVER TIME TRASH GAIN CONVIDENCE, SO NO MATTER HOW ERONG THEY ARE THEIR EDITS WILL STAY (XXblackburn/cat, javaHurricane, antandrus the felon stalker, leonidlednev, dannyS712, vermont, ehrlich91,dungodung et al) AND OHTER BLIND WIKITRASH WILL FOLLOW..WIKIPEDIA: WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND...AND FUCK THE SAINTS TOO IS THEIR IDEOLOGY:

POPE JP2 GRADUATED HS WITH FLYING COLORS ON MAY 14 1938... BUT SOME FAGGOT DID NOT LIKE IT,SO IT WAS TAKEN DOWN...THEY EVEN BLACKLSITED GREAT SAINT BUT THIS IS ONLY ONE SAMPLE OUT OF MANY..BUT ENOUGH OF ME WASTING TIME ON SHITTY,INGRATE ED ON SAME LEVEL OF WIKISCUM ETERNAL!

archive.is/XSEXQ

simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pope_John_Paul_II&action=history&offset=&limit=500

wiki-PEDO-ia: world's top place for pedophiles gatherings; WIKIPEDOIA IS BASED ON PORN AS JIMBO STARTED WITH BOMIS HARDCORE PORN SITE, THUS HIS NAME JIM-BO(MIS):
ritualabuse.us/ritualabuse/articles/wikipedia-has-a-long-history-of-problems/ AND GROWING EXPONENTIALLY EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY IT'S UTMOST WIKICULTURE OF UTMOST WIKIGNORANCE, WIKIARROGANCE!!!
https://www.pcworld.com/article/525199/the_15_biggest_wikipedia_blunders.html WIKIPEDIA ENORMOUS MISTAKES, OF COURSE - THE USUAL nbcnews.com/id/wbna32588168 wikipedia GARB'A'GE "encyclopedia" collossal mistakes = THANKS TO BLIND, STUPID EDTORS AND USELESS ADMINISTRATORS
www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/credit-cards/does-wikipedia-have-dirty-secret-12805865 WIKIMEDIA MAY HAVE DIRTY IMAGES OF LIL CHILDREN BEING RAPED? DUH, THEY HAVE TONS OF THEM!!!
www.foxnews.com/tech/exclusive-pedophiles-find-a-home-on-wikipedia like @jimbo Wales @jeff G. @tuvalkin et al @elcobolla from shitty commons
www.opindia.com/2020/08/larry-sanger-wikipedia-wikimedia-commons-hosted-paedophilic-pornography-content
www.foxnews.com/tech/wikipedia-abandons-efforts-to-purge-porn-from-online-encyclopedia wikipedoia abandons going after pedophiles, of course, they are the pedophiles

== Jeff G... Typical wikihomo-pedo-idiot deluxe, approved by tuvalkin Jeff's wikidildo!!! ==

[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]

Pedophilia

2024-10-24T00:05:18Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897619 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Shut yo bitch ass up

Talk:Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-24T00:04:00Z

PowerTrout: Hey, I'm being confusing on purpose, since you're the guy who has to figure what I said out loud.

== Lupco meets Hitchcock,,, There are many mistakes in this not lulz article but this is worth mentioning... ==

We graduated in computer science. A computer science degree teaches you how to (compile) code and design software.

Here Lupco praises Hitchcock in 1989, double chords played:

youtube.com/watch?v=e2b_WNj1L_0
:Hi Ljupy. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 01:12, 15 September 2024 (UTC)

== Encyclopedia Supreme ==

Are there any more complete archive of it than archive.org and archive.is? [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:40, 19 October 2024 (UTC)
:Not that I think of. The website was really obscure and basically no one visited it back when it was online. However, we can infer that it's probably filled with hate and nonsensical bullshit which, I would doubt anyone would ever read. He sometimes boasts about his websites on Wikipedia and a couple forums. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 03:06, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-24T00:03:30Z

PowerTrout: Unstrike!

{{watch|[[File:Ljupco Head.png|100px]]}}

[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]]<br/>MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]]<br/>Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]]<br/>The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]]<br/>Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]]<br/>Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]]<br/>Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]]<br/>What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<small><big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"</small>

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''", suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually <u>not guilty by reason of insanity</u>, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

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== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
* {{archive|DKGvA|ROCKY DAY}}
* [https://geocities.ws/cmby2k https://geocities.ws/cmby2k] {{archive|SWuZr}}
* [https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2 https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2] {{archive|kq8Ln}}
* [https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k] {{archive|qi65I}}
* [[wikipedia:en:Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/Projects|LTA page on English Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:pl:Wikipedia:Chicago boys|LTA page on Polish Wikipedia]]

{{wikipedia}}
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{{Christianity}}
{{takedown}}
{{wikis}}
{{enemy}}
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User talk:COLOCATIONX.DEAD

2024-10-24T00:03:13Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897611 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Nobody shall strike this out.

I created this page so you do not have to. You're welcome. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 22:18, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Are you finished yet? I'm tired. I just want to sleep, hehe. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 22:39, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

UwU I'm so eepy. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:07, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Skibidi toilet fanum tax rizz gyatt Ohio lunchly brainrot [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:09, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Are you done yet? Are you done just yet? [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:40, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

I'm not trying to be funny, but did you enjoy your own talk page being flooded with kittens? I'm sure they're really cute, and you can agree with me, too. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:44, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Oh, and I forgot. It seems like you're done for today. Maybe your mother called you down for dinner, perhaps. Anyways, I'm going too. Cya! [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:47, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

User talk:PowerTrout

2024-10-24T00:02:44Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897610 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Encyclopedia Dramatica was never down. Your PC just sucks, or your ISP sucks too.

{{welcome}}— <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 14:10, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Talk:Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-24T00:02:00Z

PowerTrout: You really tried to be subtle about yourself, but you unfortunately and inadvertently revealed yourself.

Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-24T00:00:53Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897607 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Idiot, I only use the username "PowerTrout" on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Any other website is otherwise bullshitting you.

Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2024-10-23T23:59:43Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897605 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) My cannon is enough to bring your walls down, so don't fuck with me.

== 'New' and 'Old' bullshit ==
Can we perhaps get rid of this 'New' and 'Old' bullshit? It makes no sense to have a "Last Thursday" section and then for the introductory paragraph talk about the 'New' and 'Old' ED. Makes much more sense to just call this ED. [[User:Message From Xenu|Message From Xenu]] 17:41, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
*IAWTC. I'm working on it now, any suggestions feel free to add them here. --[[User:Zæg|Zæg]] 17:56, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
:*Im good eitehr way, but we need to decide upon a single way to do thins for consistency in articles.
*How about an article about old/new?

== Hagal rune ==
The hagal rune stands for destruction and also for growth potential through destruction of the old.
Why don't take that as the new symbol for ED, I think it would really fit, because the æ also derived from the norse.

[[Image:hagal.png|thumb|left|150px|The hagal rune.]]
[[Image:hagalmidgard.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Hagal rune with midgard snake.]]
--[[User:Hagal|Hagal]] 18:08, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
:nty [[User:Message From Xenu|Message From Xenu]] 04:23, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
:::* Keep æ . Prehaps use the midgard snake repleacing the wreath with the current logo in the upper left

Maybe we should add something with screaming, fanged Skulls, wings and stuff :-) --[[User:AlexdG|AlexdG]] 06:36, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

== Facebook link ==
Can someone edit the crossed out facebook page link at the bottom to link to the new one? --[[User:Scruffeh|Scruffeh]] 22:26, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

== Rank images for article ==
Would these images make the article more lulzy?

[[File:edrank.jpg]]

[[File:chrank.jpg]]{{unsigned|Nfamation}}

== Just some dumb thought ==
AE-tan as a zombie seems really apropriate. [[User:Aff01000001|Aff01000001]] 00:09, 31 May 2011 (UTC)
* Also, is there some page codes from ED.com to download anywhere? That would greatly help! [[User:Aff01000001|Aff01000001]] 00:11, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

== I'd like to propose a new thing to the new ED. ==
A simple change. Maybe make a template to other articles, regarding '''Porn'''.
What I see is: With this new comeback from the ashes, I really expect a little turmoil from ED. Wich will new new donations, and maybe even a new ED shop before it's really back on the rails again. Such problem by bradwich can be blamed mostly on the images contained on the articles '''(Is this true or I'm just [[Time Cube|educated stupid]]?)'''. And most of the articles have '''porn''' images in it.<br><br>
<u>So what I am proposing</u>: When porn of something can easily be found, don't upload it here (leave that to the faggots at Rapidshare/Megaupload/other shitty sites). ED is NOT your fapping place (well, to mostly... I think...).<br><br>
<u>Regarding '''Rule 34''', '''Furry art''' and '''Hentai'''</u>: If it's easily found on [http://rule34.paheal.net Paheal], [http://www.e621.net/ e621], [http://www.furaffinity.net FurAffinity], [http://www.wwoec.com/ WWOEC], [http://lu.scio.us/ Lu.Scio.Us] and etc. '''Don't post the images here'''. Instead, give the people a link in the ''See Also'' session with an explanation. That's the same change I saw on the old ED in the [[Krystal]] article. They removed most of the text and other shit too (although I think it was only to troll furries that visit ED).<br>
'''However''': If said artist makes it hard to see his porns and/or he only displays it when you pay to view (i.e. [[Dr. Comet]], [[Jay Naylor]], etc), you are free to upload '''some''' images (BUT NOT HIS ENTIRE WORK). If people want to find such images, they can do it on [[Google]], not on our beautifull ED.<br><br>
<u>Regarding '''Normal Porn'''</u>: Fuck, I mean. Look at the article [[Tits]]. Of course '''some''' images are really needed, but people will keep uploading stuff to it nevertheless. It's the same rule used for the furfags: If it's something you screencaped out of Youporn, Redtube, Pornhub, etc, don't post it here. If it is regarding rare footage of some camwhore taking off it's clothes, think about it: Wouldn't [[b/|/b/]] be more happy about it? If you really don't mind/care, just post the damn thing!

[[TL;DR]]: '''If you can find porn elsewhere, post the link, not the images. If you're a dick sucking faggot and cannot control yourself, upload just SOME of the images. ED IS NOT YOUR HAPPY PLACE (or not...)'''. [[User:Aff01000001|Aff01000001]] 10:33, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

:* Except it's not porn. Pornography isn't defined by the content, it's defined by its purpose. That's why you normally won't get arrested for taking nudey pictures of your kids in the bathtub...but if you go and upload them to some website that specializes in catering to pedophiles, then you can be arrested. Rule 34 material is defined as "shock art", it's not actually meant to be used for fapping or for pornographic purposes, it's created simply to try and shock people, mostly for the entertainment value in the reactions it incites in unsuspecting viewers...especially the ultra-Christian conservative types. --[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 18:36, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

==All better?==
:''Now it's all better]]''

I hate to say it, but that's utter bullshit. Whoever was behind killing the wiki (was it GV?) dealt it a mighty blow we're still recovering from. Perhaps the change in adminsitration could have long-term benefits, but I don't know how long it will take until we see enough of them to outweigh the lost content. There were a lot of articles that never got restored, we lost the histories, the user pages, makes me rage. <sup>[[User:Tyciol|Ty]]-[[Special:Contributions/Tyciol|c]]</sup>[[File:TyIcon.jpg|20px|me]]<sub>[[User talk:Tyciol|al]]</sub> 08:33, 8 December 2011 (CET)

:It's sad that we lost much of the content, but look at all the shitloads we still have. Every day brings new improvements and content, so just do your job like everyone else does and one day ED will be even greater than it was before GirlWhale happened.

:Oh, and the administration requires me to put some sarcasm into my comment, so

:[[File:Captain_obvious_rock.jpg]]

:kbai --[[User:Gseed|Gseed]] 09:47, 8 December 2011 (CET)

:We didn't lose ~all~ the histories and talk pages. Myself and others actually created a number of backups/screencaps of dozens of talk pages from the old ED, some of which I've already restored. A lot of the articles that were lost, that I've seen, weren't really all that spectacular either. There were quite a few I had screen caps and saved material from that are simply ~gone~ completely, but it's mostly really off the wall or really lesser known kooks...not exactly the highlights of the site. Like FireGoron's ~multiple~ pages...now he only has ONE and most of the best material has already been restored on it. It's actually kind of better like it is now. *shrugs* --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 06:36, 10 December 2011 (CET)

== early encyclopedia dramatica history and naming origins ==

i don't know if anyone remembers this.
but i registered to this website just to find this info.
remember that part of the article about naming ed?
like it told who suggested the name ed,
and girlvinyl registering it?
think there might have even been an irc screenshot?
yeah i know she backstabbed you etc.,
but thats still an important piece of history,
of the good times.
thank you very much.

== Lol ==

What kind kind of fuck would donate you faggots? --[[User:Atlas|Atlas]] 22:15, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
*Apparently enough to keep us online... {{User:Oblique/sig}} 22:18, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
:*Don't worry too much about this guy, his ass is still gaped from the initial ED-rape on your first view and he's a bit mad. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} 22:19, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

== Æ ==

It apparently means "law" in Old English, therefore æ is law. [[User:Suomi|Suomi]] 21:34, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

==Long Term Trendz for searching "encyclopedia dramatica"==
[[File:Ed trendz.png]]

==This place is so cool I just quit my job==
This place is so cool- It even has an article of freakingfracking wikipedia. I just quit my job -So I can work here full time. Then self-publish a book of my funniest things. Thanks you grinders. LOVE YA! [[User:BitchwithBallClippers|BitchwithBallClippers]] 17:25, 27 December 2012 (EST)

==Future Gallery Material==
This is material for a future gallery. Feel free to add stuffs if ya got it. Only one for now, but I'll upload more laterz.

{{cg|||center|<gallery perrow="5">
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</gallery>
|}}
<br>

== gallery ==

gallery must be completed

{{cg|Dramatica|EDgallery|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:EDShirtfront.jpg
Image:ED_UNflag.png
Image:Forums2.gif
Image:ED_Fag_Flag.PNG
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Netved.png
File:ED-drama-lost.jpg
File:Ae in my internet.png
File:ED-T-Design.JPG
File:Aeskulltee.jpg
File:Warisdramatica.jpg
</gallery>}}

--[[File:Mr toast.jpg|link=Toast]][[User:Milwin|<span style="color:purple;font-weight:bold">'''milwin'''</span>]][[File:my toaster.jpg|link=User talk:milwin|Wanna get toasty :3]] 10:47, 20 January 2014 (EST)

== encyclopediadramatica.nu ==

I remember there was a site [http://encyclopediadramatica.nu encyclopediadramatica.nu] when the original ED was down (ca. May - mid-June 2014). Was it a ripoff or a mirror? --[[User:Leanne|Leanne]] 16:01, 6 March 2015 (EST)

:Mirror, different owner than current ED tho--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 16:09, 6 March 2015 (EST)

==Slogans and suggested additional slogans==

main slogan: ''In lulz we trust.''

suggested additional slogans:

Party vanners gon' goosestep. Anons gon' post. Lulz gon' overcome, one day.
'''I have a dream of epic lulz.' – der Uberfüher Martin Looter Jooz, Jr, SS DAS REICH.''

Fuck your serious business. Your father loves bukkake and assraep from Moohamed, Jebus, Mozez, Richard Dawkins, yo little sista wit a strap-on BBC, and yo own AIDs-riddled ass.

== '''''XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddeadbrain who fucked up wikialpha.org code fuck up rs/gay SURELY REPRESENTS ED HOMOPEDOIDIOTS RIGHT...THEY SURE LOVE TO EAT SHIT OUT OF THE SHITTER: uencyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN! ==

'''''XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddeadbrain who fucked up wikialpha.org code fuck up rs/gay SURELY REPRESENTS ED HOMOPEDOIDIOTS RIGHT...THEY SURE LOVE TO EAT SHIT OUT OF THE SHITTER: uencyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!

===XXblackburnXx/cat's shemale fuckbuddy (raped by Jewbo) bitch girlOnInternet nasty sites, useless plagiarized videos!!!===

Youtube.com/channel/UCLPpdF44NzLjie9Fjwph0xw/

Wattpad.com/list/440925715-girloninternets-reading-list

== IM CHILD RAPING TRASH JACOB.STELLMACH@PROTONMAIL.COM DEATH TO MYSELF JFK STYLE BITCH WIKIPEDOIA APPROVED ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I RAPED MERCESSLY GIRLONINTERNET SHEMALE WHORE I ALSO DEFLOWEREF SHEMALE. ANTANDRUS CAT IS MY WITNESS, I GOT HIS PUSSY TOO VERY NASTY TOO, YIP YIP YIP YUPLE ==

fuck FUCK FUCK {{unsigned|JACOBPEDO ST.E.LL.M.A.CH}}
:lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:53, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== UHAVE FEW HOURS LEFT EDPEDO VOMIT ETERNAKL MUD UNFORGIVEN AS WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOTS:u were warned using mugshots where one is ng is illegal,but thats fine..the morethe better for our lawsuit not just from park ridge trial attorneys where you were given stern warning what to do and TO MEET ALL OUR EDEMANDS,THEY ARE NOT SUBJECT TO NEGOTIATIONS!EVER! IF NOT,MUCH WORSE AWAITS YOU FOR VERY VERY VERY LONG FUCKING BLOODY MERCILESS TIME... AND NOT JUST HERE: acobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024 ==

u were warned using mugshots where one is ng is illegal,but thats fine..the morethe better for our lawsuit not just from park ridge trial attorneys where you were given stern warning what to do and TO MEET ALL OUR EDEMANDS,THEY ARE NOT SUBJECT TO NEGOTIATIONS!EVER! IF NOT,MUCH WORSE AWAITS YOU FOR VERY VERY VERY LONG FUCKING BLOODY MERCILESS TIME...

AND NOT JUST HERE:
acobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html?showComment=1726129829777#c707192161142203121

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2024-10-23T23:58:28Z

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==Gaming Portal Missing==
Can someone tell the user who created the previous gaming portal to fix it? That shit’s empty as fuck and I can’t access the Wayback Machine to retrieve the original source code. [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 16:08, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

==Politics, Whores, YouTube Portals Missing; Gaming Portal is empty as fuck==
The gaming portal is back on but the content is still missing. Plus the Politics, Whores, and YouTube Portals are missing as well. Can someone tell the person who made the portals to fix them and fill the content like last time? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:52, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

==Content?==

Seems like all the portals are up. Now we need to fill content in them. [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 02:55, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica

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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://edramatica.com/ edramatica.com]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page encyclopediadramatica.com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top/Main_Page .top]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.gay/Main_Page .gay]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki?<br>
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer<br>
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Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote|<br>I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces!<br>
- Anon}}
{{quote|<br>If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way.<br>
- Anon}}
{{quote|<br>We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!.<br>
- Anon}}
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==Testimonials==
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{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
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==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
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===Domain history===
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===Official ED pages elsewhere on the internets===
*[http://goatse.info ED's Main page]
*[http://forums.edramatica.com/ EDF 6]
*[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ED_online Steam Group]
*[http://in-ae-we-trust.deviantart.com/ ED deviantArt community]

===ED on other sites===
* archive.is/4yfYB#selection-4317.1-4317.11 Wikihomopedoidiots (zzuuzz with fuckbuddy antandrus) killed wikidrama on wikipedoia on encyclopedia dramatica's split
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica Wikifur's article on ED]
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*{{UkrED|Encyclopædia_Dramatica|Ukrainan ED's article on ED}}
*[http://lurkmore.to/Encyclopedia_Dramatica Russian Lurkmore's page on ED]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica TOW's article on ED]
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{{quote|They can't even call it real cheese|MrBeast, one of the fucktards who created this abomination}}
'''Lunchly''' or Cuntly is a shitty ass food product by [[MrBeast]], [[KSI]], and [[Logan Paul]] which is determined to [[Fail|replace the main brand Lunchables with a "healthier" twist and to be sold to the masses because of the retarded celebrities that promote this junk]].
[[File:Lunchly.jpg|255px|thumb|right|Selling [[cancer]] causing products to kids!!!]]
==Lunchly Icons==
*[[MrBeast]]: despite all the controversy he has gotten from DogPack404 and other smart people who realized he is a big fat fraud he decides to sell his Feastables chocolate bar inside it.
**Feastables Milk Chocolate: 320 calories in a whole bar, 10g fat, 6g saturated fat, 15g sugar. This shit that the beast put out like 2 years ago isn't fucking healthy and is a tad JUST A TAD better than a Hersheys
*[[KSI]]: An unfunny British nigger who got sponsored by Prime.
**Prime: The drink has a lot of sodium and some versions have a ton of caffeine which we know caffeine + kids = fucking death. ;(
*[[Logan Paul]]: Stupid blonde related to brother Jake. We won't forget your [[an_hero|suicide]] forest video in [[Japan]] Logan!
**Also a Prime sponsor gay.
=="Meals"==
*Turkey Stack Ems: Basic processed meat, cheese, and cracker product but with a healthy twist TURKEY instead of HAM. Not joking, processed meats are likely to give you cancer and this one is no exception.
*The Pizza: Shitty crap that would make your Italian grandmother commit mah mah mia! Ingredients list has more shit than Walter White's lab.
*Fiesta Nachos: Mexican shit that is the worst one for your health because it is just pure carbs and will make you hungrier than you are before. The only people who would be retarded enough to buy this one are [[Beavis and Butthead]].
[[File:Lunchly Choices.png|333px|thumb|center|Diabetus]]

==Controversy==
Selling crap food to kids in the age of Michelle Obama and Super Size Me has prompted many influential figures to speak out about this processed shit that kids will eat. Fucking legend DanTDM The Diamond Minecart stated on Twitter that he hated this idea and basically stated how YouTubers are now sucking the dicks of business now instead of making actually good content.

Lunchly was shown to have mold. If you think about it, that mold could have potentially sent hundreds of kids to hospitals.
[[File:Lunchly DanTDM.png|255px|thumb|left]]

==What We Can Only Hope.==
This product never makes it to store shelves so kids don't become fucking morbidly obese jabba the hutts for eating this everyday and so they don't die of a caffeine induced heartattack.

{{food}}
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{{pedoseries}}
{{BNA}}

User:COLOCATIONX.DEAD

2024-10-23T23:56:39Z

PowerTrout: Nope, you're gonna get banned soon.

User talk:COLOCATIONX.DEAD

2024-10-23T23:56:17Z

PowerTrout: HAHAHA I am back lolol

Lunchly

2024-10-23T23:50:50Z

PowerTrout: /* Controversy */ Moldddd

User talk:COLOCATIONX.DEAD

2024-10-23T23:47:38Z

PowerTrout:

User talk:COLOCATIONX.DEAD

2024-10-23T23:44:42Z

PowerTrout:

User talk:COLOCATIONX.DEAD

2024-10-23T23:40:34Z

PowerTrout:

I created this page so you do not have to. You're welcome. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 22:18, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Are you finished yet? I'm tired. I just want to sleep, hehe. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 22:39, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

UwU I'm so eepy. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:07, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Skibidi toilet fanum tax rizz gyatt Ohio lunchly brainrot [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:09, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

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Are you done yet? Are you done just yet? [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 23:40, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

User:GirlOnInternet

2024-10-23T23:39:18Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897584 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) GirlOnInternet will never kiss you, nor will she marry you. xD.

{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span class='cuntnuggets' style='font-family: Times New Roman; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: -1px;'>EDitor in Chief, GirlOnInternet</span>}}
: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''

[[File:Niffty.gif|right|250px]]

'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since the days of '''.se''' starting with the articles ''[[LeonX]]'', ''[[Netorare]]'', ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'', ''[[Netoraserare]]'' and ''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''. GirlOnInternet has been a user and [[sysop]] since [[2015]] and a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Jewfrocrat]] since [[2019]]. GirlOnInternet is also the creator of [[Template:RapeSeries]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].

GirlOnInternet enjoys using avatars from ''[[Hazbin Hotel]]'', ''[[Homestuck]]'' and other [[cringe]]y [[cartoons]] just to [[Troll|provoke a reaction]]. GirlOnInternet dislikes {{Supreme}} and other retarded [[hypebeast]] bullshit. GirlOnInternet believes [[abortion]] should be illegal not out of [[Christfag|moral objections]], but [[For the lulz|because it would be extremely funny]]. GirlOnInternet collects [[anime figures]] and enjoys reading [[degenerate]] [[hentai]] [[manga]]. GirlOnInternet has also gotten ED's official [[Twitter]]{{verified}} account banned [[at least 100]] times.

You may contact GirlOnInternet on '''[https://discord.gg/77MDdGYATd ED Discord]''' ('''@girlvinyl'''), on '''[https://{{SERVERNAME}}/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&action=edit&section=new the wiki]''' or on '''[https://forums.{{SERVERNAME}}/members/girloninternet.450/ EDF]'''. You can piss off GirlOnInternet and not face any consequences.

{{TimeOnED|year=2001|month=09|day=11}}
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{{clear}}

== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==

[[File:BetterWithBernie.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bernie Goetz]] is one of GirlOnInternet's favorite Jews.]]

'''GirlDoingCrime'''
*'''[[Bernie Goetz]]'''
*'''[[The Central Park Five]]'''
*'''[[Marcellus Williams]]'''
*'''[[Cyntoia Brown]]'''
*'''[[Nasim Aghdam]]'''
*'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]'''
*'''[[Sean Windingland]]'''
*'''[[Belen Aldecosea]]'''
*[[Linda Carty]]
*[[George Stinney]]
*[[Leo Frank]]
*[[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Hussein Khavari]]
*[[Nicholas Giampa]]
*[[Lakeith Smith]]
*[[Getting away with it]]
*[[Knife Control]]

[[File:RoadkillNights.jpg|thumb|GirlOnInternet believes [[James Alex Fields]] is innocent.]]

'''GirlOnTrump'''
*'''[[Doomsday Clock]]'''
*'''[[Valerie Plame]]'''
*'''[[The Krassenstein Brothers]]'''
*'''[[Keith Olbermann]]'''
*'''[[James Alex Fields]]'''
*'''[[DisruptJ20]]'''
*'''[[Seth Rich]]'''
*'''[[Jussie Smollett]]'''
*'''[[Jessica Leeds]]'''
*'''[[BLMKidnapping]]'''
*'''[[Steele Dossier]]'''
*[[Stormy Daniels]]
*[[ImposterBuster]]
*[[Scott Allen Meek Stephens]]

'''GirlOnPolitics'''
*'''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]]'''
*'''[[Joe Kennedy]]'''
*'''[[Maxine Waters]]'''
*'''[[Dianne Feinstein]]'''
*[[Kennedy family]]
*[[Robert F. Kennedy]]
*[[Ted Kennedy]]
*[[Madeleine Albright]]
*‎[[Cory Booker]]
*[[Jeff Flake]]
*[[Harvey Milk]]
*[[Jimmy Carter]]

'''GirlAtLaw'''
*'''[[Roe v. Wade]]'''
*'''[[Title IX]]'''
*'''[[Anthony Kennedy]]'''
*[[Brett Kavanaugh]]
*[[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]
*[[Clarence Thomas]]
*[[Sweet Cakes]]

'''GirlOnImmigration'''
*'''[[Maria Meza]]'''
*'''[[Jakelin Caal ]]'''
*'''[[DACA]]'''
*[[No Human Being is Illegal]]
*[[Sanctuary Cities]]
*[[Diversity Russian Roulette]]
*[[14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"]]

'''GirlOnCamel'''
*‎[[White Helmets]]
*[[Al Jazeera]]
*[[Bana Alabed]]
*[[Rayyan Sokkarie]]
*[[Kwalah Noman]]

'''GirlOnGirl'''
*'''[[Femen]]'''
*'''[[ThotAudit]]'''
*'''[[Kesha]]'''
*'''[[Jee Jing]]'''
*'''[[Unrapeable]]'''
*[[Ashley Lynch]]
*[[Margaret Pless]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Katherine Cross]]
*[[The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[The Cosby Effect]]
*[[August Ames]]
*[[Nancybratt]]
*[[Bony Pink]]
*[[Maggie Lindemann]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Andi Dier]]
*[[Shannon Watts]]
*[[Kevin Burke]]
*[[Peter Daou]]
*[[Jamel Myles]]
*[[Raped Statistics]]
*[[Andi Dier]]

'''GirlOnShortbus'''
*'''[[Husker the Wolf]]'''
*'''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]'''
*'''[[Micah Dawson]]'''
*'''[[Colby James]]'''
*[[KodyBoy555]]

'''GirlWatchingAnime'''
*'''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]'''
*'''[[LeonX]]'''
*'''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'''
*'''[[Netorare]]'''
*'''[[Netoraserare]]'''
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Shanadrac]]
*[[Otako Studio]]
*[[Figure Collecting]]
*[[The Great Escape]]
*[[Uziga Waita]]
*[[Ska01trg00sp]]
*[[Pixiv]]
*[[Emergence]]

'''GirlOnGaming'''
*'''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]'''
*'''[[The Outer Worlds]]'''
*'''[[Phantasy Star II]]'''
*'''[[Todd Rogers]]'''
*'''[[Rape Day]]'''
*[[Phantasy Star]]
*[[Phantasy Star III]]
*[[Phantasy Star IV]]
*[[Phantasy Star Online]]
*[[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Far Cry 5]]
*[[Eurojank]]
*[[Linkle]]
*[[Billy Mitchell]]
*[[Nintendo Labo]]
*[[Shin Megami Tensei]]
*[[Wizardry]]
*[[PC-98]]

'''GirlOnSports'''
*'''[[Chyna]]'''
*[[Kamala Harris]]
*[[‎Michael Bennett]]

'''GirlInJungle'''
*[[Supreme|{{supreme}}]]
*'''[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]]'''
*'''[[Bill Cosby]]'''
*'''[[Korryn Gaines]]'''
*'''[[Bait Truck]]'''
*'''[[Zwarte Piet]]'''
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Golliwogg]]
*[[Yasuke]]
*[[Piedmont Park Hanging]]

'''GirlBeingRandom'''
*'''[[Ouija Board]]'''
*'''[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]'''
*'''[[Fight the New Drug]]'''
*'''[[Papa John's]]'''
*'''[[Sarah Andersen]]'''
*'''[[Learn the difference]]'''
*'''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]'''
*'''[[Clarissa]]'''
*'''[[Tiana Dalichov]]'''
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Elaine Herzberg]]
*[[Boycott]]
*[[Selena Lechuga]]
*[[George Takei]]
*[[Myanmar]]
*[[Andrew Oswalt]]
*[[David Duke]]
*[[Gremblo]]
*[[Fidget spinner]]
*[[Skibidi Toilet]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Angel Day]]
*[[KAWS]]
*[[Andy Warhol]]
*[[Marilyn Monroe]]

== Drafts (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].) ==
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]

== Cunts ==

<span class='cuntnuggets'><big>'''What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.'''</big></span>

[[File:ShadmanLunaLewd.png|center|400px|link=Whore]]

{{gotis}}

== Satisfied Customers ==

[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|200px|[[Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]

{{squote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that [[No|publishing someones name without there permission is illegal]] and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my [[Powerword|full name]] from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits [[Internet Tough Guy|you will be held accountable]].|100% customer satisfaction guaranteed!}}

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{{morphquote|Reviews|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?|Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Lucian Hodoboc]] article

|You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??|GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Kesha]] article

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[[File:CuntDestroyer.png|center|400px]]

== GalleryOnInternet ==

[[File:Ae-tanKiwifarmsBJ.png|center]]

<center><big>'''PEACE BETWEEN NATIONS'''</big></center>

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Kappus.png|Fanart I made for [[Colby James]] in [[2015]] under the pseudonym Smegmasaurus.
File:KappusDrinksNiggerpiss.png|Updated version because [[Paheal]] are nazis.
File:SexySponge.png|[[Spengbab]] I made in [[2008]].
File:AeKiwiTransparent.png|Transparent [[Ae-tan]] and [[Kiwifarms|Kiwi]].

</gallery>}}
</center>

== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

{{quote|Jews murdered Jesus.|GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}

== See Also ==

[[File:Rope.png|right|link=Kill Yourself]]

* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Slut]]

{{clear}}

== External Links ==

* <s>{{Twitter|YourSluttyGF|GirlOnTwatternet}}</s> - Shoah'd
** {{Twitter|YourSluttierGF|GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo}}
* {{archive|826FR|How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald}}
* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/peace-between-nations-encyclopedia-dramatica-kiwifarms-fan-art-nsfw-nsfl-contains-bestiality-smegma-analingus.200944/ <nowiki>"Peace Between Nations" - Encyclopedia Dramatica & KiwiFarms Fan Art [NSFW/NSFL] (Contains: Bestiality + Smegma + Analingus)</nowiki>]
** [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/peace-between-nations-encyclopedia-dramatica-kiwifarms-fan-art-nsfw-nsfl-contains-bestiality-smegma-analingus.200944/#post-19410852 The making of "Peace Between Nations"] {{archive|LDeBH#post-19410852}}

[[File:ConsiderTheFollowing.jpg|center|link=Kill Yourself]]

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User talk:GirlOnInternet

2024-10-23T23:38:25Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897583 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) I'm not going to email you, no. You can however, put shit on my talk page if needed. I'll deem if it's appropriate or not.

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!

== YO!!! ==

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== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=1876989 ==
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It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html
:lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:59, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

== Can You Fix This? ==
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

** it might be because I'm using a phone, have the Samsung fold.

*** DID what you said about checking my work. Before posting August's XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I'm pretty sure there isn't a mistake in them.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN. You are an artist My Lady

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== What Is An EDiot ==

Sounds cool.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia's spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==

YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...

== hi ==

finally a tld i can get behind. and in front of. and under. can i have my old job back, for the 3rd time this year [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:33, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
: ye. thankie [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:40, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[favicon.ico]] ==

does this article exist for the mediawiki to function, or? i reinstated its protection btw. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

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not sure you have it configured right,
<pre>
$ curl -I https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/favicon.ico
HTTP/2 301
...
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
...
</pre>
[[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:44, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

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ur gonna hafta make an exception for it in the web server itself so it doesn't try going through mediawiki index, it has to serve as a static file. otherwise it's just gonna try showing the wiki page to robots/browsers looking for the icon. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:24, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== kopmalla ==

GJ with all the time you're putting into it but the [[Kamala Harris]] article reeks of Obama-era boomer shit. there are a lot of other (real) things she could be getting dragged for that won't read like you just shot meth up your ass and started mashing your keyboard like my raving lunatic uncle at thanksgiving. like locking people up for smoking pot but also then laughing about how she used to smoke it. that's good, more of that. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 08:25, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== EDF Banners ==

I saw you asking Kleetus for EDF banners. Since he won't be back for a few days I thought I'd dump all the ones I got in the mean time. Hope this helps.

206 Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/utbuh6.zip

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== front page portal list ==

i'd like to move it below GNA/BNA, above the footer. thoughts? prayers? DYK should definitely be above it though. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:23, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== BALEET THE [[icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW ==

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NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT {{unsigned|Xaosflux}}
:No. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

== What were you thinking ==

No, seriously, what were you thinking when [[Special:Redirect/logid/400673|you decided to make]] a complete retard who is [https://www.youtube.com/@yaroslavtv988 so obsessed with Farm Frenzy] a sysop??? Such an obsession and such a loveboner with such a shitty game that only faggots play should obviously cause for automatic disqualification to be a sysop on ED. You need to have better vetting processes. I'm not kidding about that. [[User:Icewillow9|Icewillow9]] ([[User talk:Icewillow9|talk]]) 16:40, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== I know some more about LJUPCO STERIEV ==

LJUPCO STERIEV is known as "Chicago Boys" in Polish Wikipedia https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q104093498#sitelinks-wikipedia

HIS additional style traits IP first, ACCOUNT last are here: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys#Przykładowe_IP_i_konta

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys DESCRIPTS him in new FIELDS of activity. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:37, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

[https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja_wikipedysty%3AKamiru_Turozofu&diff=74573232&oldid=67283738 CHICAGO BOYS] moniker equals GRP since under this moniker of CHICAGO BOYS they removed CHESSCHAT link to emails of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:45, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:Hmm... thanks for this info. I'll see if I can fit any of it into the article. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 09:48, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
::I will be your regular informant, if I find something new I will precisely post it here. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:52, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

::This is some website where LJUPCO STERIEV posts regularly: http://ksiega.4free.pl/ksiega.php?uid=257928&page=606 Other one is now DEFUNCT and was: http://ksiega.ritcat.pl/ksiega.php?ks=8976 [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

:::THAT IS WIKINGER'S SITE, ALSO USED BY "PHD" GENIUS LIKE ANTANDRUS -ESSJAY...BUT WHATEVER...NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ED ANYWAYS, AND WE MADE SURE GOOGLE WILL NEVER ACCEPT ED SHIT IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES ANYWAYS... SAME GOES FOR ACCEPTING WIKIPEDIA AS SOURCE IN ANY SCHOOL!!! ALL OF THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CREATED BY ANTANDRUS,THIS IS NO DOUBT ANTANDRUS AND/OR HIS PUSSIES ASSOCIATES .. ALLOF THE SHIT YOU PUT WILL NEVER BE ADMISSIBLE IN COURT AS ITS HEARSAY EVIDENCE, ALSO PUBLIC INFO WAS TWISTED AROUND AND LAWS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED FROM A TO Z... BUT THE MORE THE BETTER AS WE HAVE STRONGER CASE AGAINST ED DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO WIKIPEDIA, SO THANX A LOT, COME AGAIN... {{unsigned|Antandrus David copycat}}
::::Very cool. Gee, I wonder why they call Wikinger (who's supposedly located in [[Poland]]) the '''[[Chicago|CHICAGO]]''' boys? What's up with that? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:22, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::LJUPCO STERIEV is always incomprehensible, but he is really CHICAGO BOYS, not Wikinger, who TOO uses this site as well. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:40, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys of course mentions COMCAST and AT&T providers so of course CHICAGO BOYS are really based on CHICAGO, which is consistent with GEORGE REEVES PERSON of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::"Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska" NOMINATIVE form. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 18:26, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

== Just one question ==

How come the Icewillow9 article was deleted? Yes, I'm aware that the article wasn't top-tier quality, but it's a WIP. I was planning on heavily expanding and improving the article, but I couldn't do that right away due to the fact that the article was protected for a week because of Icewillow's excessive butthurt vandalism. [[User:Dumbfan|Dumbfan]] ([[User talk:Dumbfan|talk]]) 15:59, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
:She is a fat, 15-year-old nobody who uses GoAnimate. The only reason I allowed her page to even stay in the first place was because she started edit warring over it and then contacted me on Discord (while pretending to be someone else) and asked me to delete it.

:And this isn't even factoring in the fact that she and her friends have been bombarding the wiki with weeks worth of vandalism just because of that one already shitty article. We were just forced to change hosts because another turbo-autist spammed them and authorities in fucking Europe with hundreds of unhinged messages. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:56, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2024-10-23T23:37:16Z

PowerTrout: The nearest McDonald's is half a mile away from your current location. They sell the Big Mac for 50% off today.

Talk:Main Page

2024-10-23T23:35:52Z

PowerTrout: Buddy are you fucking done? You don't seem to be editing a lot now, or wait.

User talk:Admin

2024-10-23T23:35:22Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897573 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Go cry about it once again. No, you are not EDPedos' worst nightmare.

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- <b><span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #000000, 0px 0px 2px #000000">[[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]])</span></b> 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- <b><span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #000000, 0px 0px 2px #000000">[[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]])</span></b> 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== User creation bomb ==
Whoa. Check out the huge number of user accounts created. Could this be a form of a DDOS attack? [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 02:36, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

*Yes, I was out of town but another admin went ahead and restricted acounts. None of those bots could edit pages so we are good [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 22:56, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

::My internet went out when I tried to reply, so I'll try again right here. I have a couple of questions, if you have a moment. First, with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed|Needed/Proposed]], would it be possible to loosen up restrictions a bit, so confirmed users could make requests? Secondly, back in 2007, [https://www.edramatica.com/index.php?title=Copypasta/Archive_3&diff=prev&oldid=1895909 I added a copypasta that my friend made], but overlinked the shit out of it and changed "Geoff Ox" to "Jeff Ox" because I was a dumb 16-year-old trying to make a mark or some shit. Could we fix it? Copypasta isn't supposed to be a link repository, afterall. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 14:54, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

Talk:MarioMario456

2024-10-23T23:34:43Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897570 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) The McDonald's near you sells the Big Mac for 50% off the original price, so I'd figure if you want one go ahead and buy it.

Can someone move this page because mario and gabe are separate people.

MarioMario456

2024-10-23T23:34:03Z

PowerTrout: NOPE!

{{Perfect}}
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{{Child}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Spics}}
[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]

'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].

== Logopedia ==

[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]

On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|edit war]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and even went as far as to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank a few pages]].

After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's [[underage b&|against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here]] (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''.

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|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}

|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}

|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}

|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}

|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}

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== Wiki Thief ==

Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]

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|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}

|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}

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Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...
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== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==

[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|[[Abort|Baby Mario]] ]]

Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.

But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?

== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==

[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]

Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].

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Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!
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</center>

After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.

== See Also ==

* [[Basement-dweller]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[13-year-old boy]]
* [[Wikia]]
* [[Miraheze]]

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Tabloid

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PowerTrout: That's not even the correct page to vandalize, idiot. Try again.

{{Potential}}

Tabloids are a lulzy form of [[old media]] that are made for [[your mom|moms]] who feel like they don't have enough [[drama]] and [[scandal]] in their lives. Tabloids are very flashy and irritating to the eyes much like your average [[spam]] banner; making them a magnet for [[Gaia Online|shallow morons]]. The content of tabloids is usually comprised of:
*40% [[IRL]] [[celebrity]] [[trolling]].
*20% Hair product [[Shit nobody cares about|advertisements]].
*30% [[furry|Bat Boy]].
*80% [[ALL CAPS]]
*[[Over 9000|>9000%]] Conspiracy theories about [[Princess Diana]].
*100% [[bullshit]].
*200% [[lulz]].

[[Image:Tabloidcrap.jpg|frame|center|Your typical American tabloid.]]

Like a [[16 year old girl]], Tabloids exaggerate the most insignificant detail of celebrities' every move into a full 2 page spread scandal. Instead of [[Fox News|real journalism]], tabloid reporters, or, [[cunt|paparazzi]], resort to trolling celebrities IRL to obtain [[bullshit|material]] for their stories. This advanced technique of information gathering can cause celebrities to become extremely [[butthurt]], which oftentimes leads to celebrity-on-paparazzi [[violence]].

==History of Tabloids==
[[Image:Elawyer_oldschool.jpg|right|thumb|First known E-Lawyer request from Mary Lincoln Todd]]
[[At least 100 years ago|At least 100 years ago]] some guy hiding in a tree took an oil painting of Mary Lincoln Todd getting out of a carriage showing [[Britney Spears|her bush]] and passing it out to friends. More "oilarazzi's" hid and took oil paintings of Mrs. Lincoln getting cock from neighboring [[Slaves|slaves]].

Eventually Mrs. Lincoln got [[Pwnt|pwn’d]] while being chased in her carriage after a night of [[Alcoholic|Absinthe drinking]] and the carriage went careening into the side of a farmhouse. Lots of oil pictures were taken. In true Shakespeare verse, they said they “Did it for the [[Lulz|Lulz-eth”]].

And that was how Tabloids and the [[nigger]] were born.

==Butthurt Lawlsuits==

[[Image:Elvis fat druggie.jpg|right|thumb|He's Caught being fat.]]
[[Image:Johnlennon dead.gif|right|thumb|John Lennon PWND!]]
[[Image:NaziPropaganda.JPG|right|thumb|German tabloids [[Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh|aren't better]].]]

*[http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9502E0DC1038F933A15751C1A962948260 Carol Burnett] (WON)

*[http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE2DF113AF93AA15756C0A967958260 Elizabeth Taylor] (WON)

*[http://www.skeptictank.org/gen3/gen01952.htm Tom Cruise]

*[http://rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com/2006/06/stop-calling-me-crackhead.html Lark “Crackhead” Voorhies] (DROPPED)

*[http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/11/29/cape_woman_sues_national_enquirer/ Ted Kennedy]

*[http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_n13_v92/ai_19681037 Eddie “loves trannies” Murphy] (DROPPED)

*[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,266408,00.html Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony]

*[http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2006/08/31/teri_hatchers_sex_shack.php Terry Hatcher] (DROPPED)

*[http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/2-16-2005-65848.asp Ashely Olson]

*[http://web.archive.org/web/20040226202842/http://deadbrain.com/propaganda/article_2003_09_09_4747.php Dead Brain for Chelsey Clinton] (WTF??)

*[http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/18/people_hot_water/main1814407.shtml Britney and Kevin] (STILL DIVORCED)

*[[Your Mom]]

{{quote|It's worth a lawsuit just to find out who [http://www.tvparty.com/tabloids2.html the insider is].|Paul Lynde [[lolcow]] history.}}

==British Newspapers==
[[Image:Zfacialtabloid.jpg|right|thumb|The ''Daily Mail'', a typical [[Britfag]] tabloid. The "women's section" or "showbiz section" on its [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ website] can sometimes be a source of [[lulz]].]]
[[Image:Thedailymail.jpg|thumb|And this is why you should hate [[the English]].]]
[[Image:The sun newspaper cover.jpg|thumb|More informative journalism]]

British Newspapers can be neatly categorized thus:

* The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by people who think they run the country;
* The ''Guardian'' is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
* The ''Times'' is read by people who actually do run the country;
* The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the wives of the people who run the country and think [[Hitler]] was rather a nice chap [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/rothermere-urged-hitler-to-invade-romania-485296.html].
* The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who own the country;
* The ''Morning Star'' is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
* The ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by people who think it already is.
* The ''Sun'' is read by people who don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.
* The ''Daily Sport'' is read by people who don't know what a country is. '''But they like tits!'''
* The ''Star'' is read by people who think that everyone should run their own country, '''with girls with BIG TITS!'''
* The ''Express'' is read by people who hate their country, everybody else's country and [[emo|themselves]], and everything in general.
* The ''Independent'' is read by people who own the newspapers.
Note: Anyone who reads the ''Daily Mail'' <s>automatically think that Maggie Thatcher was actually Jesus in drag</s> is part of the dangerous emo cult and should become An Hero because it's what [[Gerard Way]] wants.

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== The Daily Mail ==

The ''Daily Mail'' (moar liek Daily Fail, [[amirite|amirite?]]), is the standard conservative tabloid of choice for the more middle class of fucktarded Brittards. Think of a British generation no younger than 40 who can barely remember [[lie|the good old days]] (the decades just after the war) despite constantly mentioning them; add a serious offense complex syndrome that would make even the most whiny of American Liberals cringe. Combine the latter with self satisfied knee/circle jerking about an era when [[Gay|“men were men”]] and [[Women|wimmin]] were told to STFU and make them sammichs while getting raped on the kitchen table while wearing a nuns outfit singing [[England|“God Save the Queen,”]] and you have your average reader. Due to class restrictions niggers can’t read the ''Daily Mail'' as the smell of sour milk and Jew is just too much for their sensitive nostrils.
The ''Daily Mail'' also enjoys a huge female readership which is obvious by its coverage of [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Princess Diana, fortune telling and gushing tragedies.]] This is also the reason for its shitty journalism which often assumes that their female readers will be too [[BAW|overwhelmed by their emotions]] to [[Anti_lulz|look beyond what’s being reported.]] Either that or its menopausal articles are supposed to attract wrinkly old farts in serious need of some aged [[Cunt|fanny.]]

* [http://vodex.net/mailmaker/ Make your own ''Daily Mail'']
* [http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/ Their butthurts]
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-423549/Littlejohn-Spare-Peoples-Prostitute-routine-.html#StartComments/ Richard Littlecock is why we can’t have nice things.]

===Factoidlet===

Did you know that the ''Daily Mail'' is not only the tabloid most likely to publish a story about [[pedophiles]] but it is the paper most read by pedophiles? Not only is the ''Daily Mail'' editor, Paul Dacre, a well known predatory pedophile, but pedophiles often carry a copy of the newspaper to identify each other at their secret meetings in [[britfag|Anglican churches]] and [[Conservative]] Clubs. Identification of real pedophiles (who are mostly [[republican|respectable middle class husbands and wives preying on their traditional nuclear God-fearing families]], or members of the police force) can also be hindered by blaming child molestation on blacks, illegal immigrants, social workers, [[ED]] and Europe. It's a win win all round.

===The paper of choice for thugs and traitors===

In the early 1930s, the ''Daily Mail'' [http://www.oswaldmosley.net/olympia-1934.php openly pledged its support for Oswald Mosely] and the [[Nazi|British Union of Fascists]]. It's somehow fitting that they backed Hitler's most vocal British supporter, given that its editorials now read like an inarticulate, serialised version of ''[[Mein Kampf]]''. However, they will often [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-553408/Under-fathers-shadow-The-truth-disgraced-Max-Mosley-son-Nazi-sympathiser-Oswald.html forget] this inconvenient fact.

== The Sun ==
[[Image:Michael_caroll.jpg|thumb|left|Your average Sun Reader. Both male and gay]]
[[Image:Thesun.jpg|thumb|left|This is ''The Sun''‘s idea of ‘social commentary‘]]
[[Image:Sunhamster.jpg|thumb|right|Old edition]]
[[Image:Sunnazi.jpg|thumb|right|New edition. Notice the difference between old and new?]]

For those British numbskulls who find the ''Daily Mail'' too highbrow there is the next level down in the tabloid hierarchy: ''The Sun''. Its readers include those from the lower end of the gene pool; 13 yr old boys just looking at page 3 for [[Tits]], hence its other name “''The Scum''”. Articles include all the above from the ''Daily Mail'' yet without the middle class paranoia of [[Pedobear|paedophiles]] and [[racism|darkies.]] The Sun is often seen in the hands of the builders, plumbers and other solid working class backgrounds, despite being an obvious conservative rag (read as: “did we tell you [[Truth|how great it is to suck]] [[Rupert Murdoch]][[Truth|’s cock]]?”) run by [[The_man|the man.]] Unlike the ''Daily Mail'' which has lazy, [[Rape|sensationalist reporting]], ''The Sun'' has lazy, sensationalist reporting combined with discourse which even /b/tards would find too retarded. In fact ''The Sun'' is mostly made up of soundbites so regularly used that they would put Bill O’Reily to shame. Whenever a piece on the current action in the Gulf is required expect the use of “our lads/boys”, and the phrases “PC gone mad! Our PC-crazed society” whenever a happy Negro is spotted eating far too much KFC and watermelons.

Note for Trolls: The Sun and then editor Kelvin McKenzie are hated in the slums of [[Liverpool]] for telling the truth about the Hillsborough murders; that a bunch of drunken scousers murdered, robbed, [[watersports|urinated on]] and trampled their own at a football mach [[At least 100 years ago]] . To troll, mention this truth and your admiration of the Sun and its journalistic coverage on any radio or TV show, website, advert, soap opera or wall of a public toilet. further, [http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/][http://www.contrast.org/hillsborough/] remain popular targets. statements such as '96 was not enough', 'Kelvin was right', 'Have you had a crack at page 3 today?' or 'did they piss on you too?' will yield much lulz.
'''Protip:''' this will only work with the RED workskiver cartridge, with BLUE mixed results may be obtained.

===Side bar your honor===

Did you know that he proprietor of the ''Sun'', Rupe Murdoch, is one hundred and fifty years old and therefore has a problem with ED? No, not Encyclopedia Sarmatica you silly gooses, but Erectile Dysfunction!!! As part of his treatment he has kindly arranged for [[loli|nudes that would be considered underage in the States]] to be published on page 3 of the family friendly ''Sun'' and has porn cartoons like [[old|George and Mildred]] dotted throughout the paper, as well as 342 upskirt shots of [[Taylor Swift|Hermione Grainger]]. (The editor of the Sun, Rebekah "not Jewish, not ginger" Wade also resorted to getting her vag out on the editorial page until it was discovered that this had the opposite effect.) The ''Sun'''s old media titillation gives Rupe the wood to shake at nasty things like the [[BBC]], all sport not on Sky and politicians to the left of [[Tony Blair]] (as well as enabling him to fuck his jailbait [[Azn]] wives). What a horrid old flasher!

== Notable English “journalists” ==
Quite a few journalists have sold their souls and ass to the sleazier side of Fleet Street yet none are so well-known as Melaine Phillips and [[Richard Littlejohn]]. Whether they are both truly insane enough to believe their own stories; or are [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|just in it for the lulz]] is anyone’s guess.

<b>''Melaine Phillips''</b>

Melaine Phillips is a britfag tabloid IRL troll, who is so batshit insane and lax on her research on both historical and current affairs, that she is a natural at writing for the ''Daily Mail'' and has been nicknamed the British [[Ann Coulter]]. Though to her credit, she hasn’t recommended the British government to start up the crusades again - yet. Melaine makes up the staple diet of ''Daily Wail'' [[BAW|BAAAAW]] and angst with her inflammatory articles that are often so out of touch with reality, it’s a wonder that the editor of the ''Daily Nazi'' hasn’t told her to [[Pools_closed|close the pool.]]
As expected by a [[Tory|cuntservative]] tabloid - err!? Newspaper!!

Her standard articles are bitching about homosexuals, Muslims, immigrants, Atheists, human rights supporters (involable rights to freedom of expression, a free press and free, unbias, public trials of suspected criminals!?! Its all left-wing propaganda made to destroy British culture and society I tell you!) as well as pumping out general, uninformed moaning about the current British government and society.

She has also published a book “Londonistan” which makes out that the 5% of the British population who self-identify as Muslim (and that’s including the majority who couldn't give a shit and just want to be left alone) are capable of taking over the UK and want to establish an Islamofascist dictatorship and Sharia law. Naturally this is wanked over by every BNP and EDL inbred numbskull out there.

''What she believes''

[http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles-new/?p=447/ Christianity is being repressed.] As Evangelist Stephan Green was “peacefully” handing out leaflets with Biblical references on homosexuality ( [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Lev%2018:22&version=9;/ "it is abomination"] ) at a gay rally. He was later arrested because the police have this “repressive” duty to make sure bibletards (no matter how annoying) don’t get [[RL]] [[B&]] by gays.

[http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles-new/?p=495/ Having water poured over you is classed as assault while it’s sooo NOT OK to NOT deport terrorists to countries where they’ll likely be tortured.] Plus trannyfags shouldn’t have the right to change their secks on their ID. Americunts take note: this is compassionate conservatism, limey stylee.

[http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles-new/?p=588/ Obama is a pussy for “talking to dictators”.] God forbid American’s should maybe learn to negotiate with other nations with something other than a tomahawk missile. Obama also associates with “kooky churches” and criminals which Bu$h and co. have never <I>ever</I> done in their lives.

[http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles-new/?p=483/ Giving kids to gay couples will make them gay.] Because as we all know gays are secretly latent paedophiles and the close proximity of G-rays emitted from the homosexual’s rear will eventually corrupt the child’s straight DNA until they develop gay genes.

[http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles-new/?p=585/ Is ever ready at rallying the troops against totalitarianism], despite the fact that the ''Daily Mail'' [http://www.voiceoftheturtle.org/dictionary/dict_h1.php#hurrah/ has a well documented history of supporting Oswald Mosley and fascism in general.] lolz irony.

==Web's Sickest Sites==
*[[Moralfag]]s are [[butthurt]] about the ''Sun'''s massive effort to limit freedom of thought. Those who are in it for [[lulz]], however, would know that it is their duty to report [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article7452.ece this], because as with posting pix of Muhammad in the [[Islam]] [[article]], it is best if ED gets as much [[drama]] and [[attention whore|attention]] drawn to it as possible by the [[old media]].

==Internets Tabloids==
[[Image:TJC Tabloid.PNG|thumb|500px|[[Jade Goody|Her spirit lives on]].]]

[[Lulz]] can be found on such internets tabloids as [http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/index.html ''The Guardian'''s Comment is Free] and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/dailymail/home.html?in_page_id=1766 the Daily Mail's showbiz section]. In this, a [[blog]] post or [[NPOV|POV]], biased news article about a controversial topic such as [[racism]] will be put up, and whiny [[butthurt]] fags will [[BAWWWWW]] endlessly about society. Possible use of these as a trolling technique by posting deliberate misinformation and promoting something controversial has not yet been explored. However these often go into [[at least 100|hundreds]] of replies, much like a 4chan thread, only more coherent, but no less sane. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=561625&in_page_id=1879&in_page_id=1879&expand=true#StartComments For example]:

{{quote|They are [[BNP|good looking women]] making more [[white trash|good looking kids]]. This is something that should be celebrated. Why do you need to import a [[Pakistan|population]] that is often [[terrorism|hostile]] to British people? [[rape|Make your own babies]] and quit paying for the imports!|Mark, UK, on 36-year-old grandmothers.}}

News websites can also occasionally be a good source of finding lulzworthy images to post on the various [[chan]]s. Also people on the ''Daily Mail'''s website are even [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=562690&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments offended] by [[lolcat]]s. We advise them to check out [[offended|this page]] and head straight to /b/ right now for some, let's say, more [[snuff film|extreme material]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Batboy Steals MINI.jpg|Classic Tabloid.
Image:LOL SOUTH KOREA IS CAMBODIA ACCORDING TO DAILY MAIL.jpg|Lol, the Daily Fail is written by ignorant retards who think that South Korea is Cambodia.
Image:DailyFail Cleric Cover.JPG
</gallery></center>

==See Also==

*[[MTV]]
*[[ALLCAPS]]
*[[Soap opera]]
*''[[The Guardian]]''
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Ljupco Steriev

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PowerTrout: Hey buddy, your head is staying ;) so don't remove it because I WATCH this page with my eyes, my very eyes.

Talk:Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-23T23:32:15Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897563 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) As I said, shut up already!

User talk:GirlOnInternet

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PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897559 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) I'm sorry. She doesn't love you back. You got rejected by her multiple times, so just take a break and give it a rest.

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Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

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User:BoyOnInternet

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==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for improving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:10, 10 Oct 2024 (PT)
:absolutely, let me just do some research first -- <b><span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #000000, 0px 0px 2px #000000">[[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]])</span></b> 01:13, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Thanks! More lulz overall would be nice! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 05:31, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:48, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Back from the dead, intellectually checkmated ==
Sup! This is the original creator of the [[Intellectual Checkmate]] page, back from 2007. It's amazing being back.

So, listen, my first contribution is to actually correct a little mistake I made back in '07. One of the parts of the "Dr. Anonymous" section of the Intellectual Checkmate article was added by me, as in not with the source material. I was just trying to get my $0.02 in, so I wanted to make that right by just removing my lame-ass paragraph. Could you approve my edit request? [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 00:58, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

===Verifying edits===
Ayo, what's this shite about needing our edits to be approved all about? [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 16:52, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
the answer is simple thanks to vandalism from ljupco GOI and CLU to stop him implemented this approval system where you get your edits approved i know its gay but i dont know if its ever gonna be removed [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 19:16, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
:i'm not the one who implemented the pending approval system, you will have to ask [[User:Admin]] about that, he is in charge of that. in the meantime, i will give you automoderated because i trust you, you've made a good first edit and aren't a vandal. — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 04:10, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
::On that note, I may go to Admin to request opening access to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed|Needed/Proposed]]. Speaking of which, what would you think about tagging [[Intellectual Checkmate]] as crap? It's had virtually one editor, Benos aka Lazarus, sperging the shit out of it for thirteen years because he's autistic and engaged in a RL conflict with Goronchev. It started out great, but isn't funny anymore and needs a rewrite. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 15:08, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

== A Question ==
I have a question for you never goon but you gotta get on so i can ask it [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 15:38, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

==Can you put me on automoderated?==
I'm trying to write an article and its making this image-work really hard to work with. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

User:NEVER GOON

2024-10-23T23:25:39Z

PowerTrout: Leave my homie alone or you finna be jumped.

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User:BoyOnInternet

2024-10-23T23:24:45Z

PowerTrout: Lmao I will do whatever the fuck I want to revert your edits.

User talk:BoyOnInternet

2024-10-23T23:24:19Z

PowerTrout: Antandrus probably doesn't love you though; that's the thing.

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2024-10-23T23:23:02Z

PowerTrout: Hahaha! You funny! You so funny you betta be a comedian instead of a "retarded wikitroll like Grawp". You probably already are, but instead you speak to your delusions.

User:GirlOnInternet

2024-10-23T23:21:27Z

PowerTrout: Finally... For the love of God, get more creative.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2024-10-23T23:20:54Z

PowerTrout: Undo revision 1897539 by COLOCATIONX.DEAD (talk) Same shit over and over again. I thought the other summaries were funny, but this now??

Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2024-10-23T23:19:38Z

PowerTrout: Do you know how to cook? Tell me please.