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Verified

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'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[Gay niggers|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell|afterlife]].

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== Why Verify? ==

With the dawn of [[trolling]], social networks realized that they needed a way to make sure that vicious [[Heidi Crowter|internet trawlers]] couldn't [[Catfish|fake their identity]] and pretend to be someone they aren't. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] it's just another measure of the length of your [[E-penis]].

== How you can become verified on Twitter! {{verified}} ==
{{Archive|8EQyL|Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers}} to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of [[Fellatio|cash]].

== Sites that Use Verification {{verified}} ==

* [[Twitter]] {{verified}}
* [[YouTube]] {{verified}}
* [[Facebook]] {{verified}}
* [[Last Measure|verified.on.nimp.org]] {{verified}}

== List of Those Who Have Been Verified ==

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* [[Kesha]] {{verified}}
* [[Bill Cosby]] {{verified}}
* [[Chris Kluwe]] {{verified}}
* [[Feminist Frequency]] {{verified}}
* [[Sargon of Akkad]] {{verified}}
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* [[Brandon Hilton]] {{verified}}
* [[Daniel Tosh]] {{verified}}
* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])

== Those Deemed Unworthy ✘ ==

* [[Milo|Milo Faggotopoulos]] ✘ (disregarding YouTube) - ironically, the only person on the planet who would actually want 72 homosexual negroes, whether in this life or the next.

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Verified

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'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[Gay niggers|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell|afterlife]].

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== Why Verify? ==

With the dawn of [[trolling]], social networks realized that they needed a way to make sure that vicious [[Heidi Crowter|internet trawlers]] couldn't [[Catfish|fake their identity]] and pretend to be someone they aren't. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] it's just another measure of the length of your [[E-penis]].

== How you can become verified on Twitter! {{verified}} ==
{{Archive|8EQyL|Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers}} to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of [[Fellatio|cash]].

== Sites that Use Verification {{verified}} ==

* [[Twitter]] {{verified}}
* [[YouTube]] {{verified}}
* [[Facebook]] {{verified}}
* [[Last Measure|verified.on.nimp.org]] {{verified}}

== List of Those Who Have Been Verified ==

[[File:EffectsOfUnverification.jpg|thumb|The verified desperation of a man who will never be verified again. {{Verified}}]]

* [[Celebrities]] {{verified}}
* [[Chris Crocker]] {{verified}}
* [[Kesha]] {{verified}}
* [[Bill Cosby]] {{verified}}
* [[Chris Kluwe]] {{verified}}
* [[Feminist Frequency]] {{verified}}
* [[Sargon of Akkad]] {{verified}}
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] {{verified}}
* [[Tony the Tiger]] {{verified}}
* [[Tim Schafer]] {{verified}}
* [[Gawker]] {{verified}}
* [[Jezebel]] {{verified}}
* [[Arthur Chu]] {{verified}}
* [[JonTron]] {{verified}}
* [[Brandon Hilton]] {{verified}}
* [[Daniel Tosh]] {{verified}}
* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])

== Those Deemed Unworthy ✘ ==

* [[Milo|Milo Faggotopoulos]] ✘ (disregarding YouTube) - ironically, the only person on the planet who would actually want 72 homosexual negroes, whether in this life or the next.

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Ronald Merle McNutt

2026-05-13T22:06:46Z

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Clarence

2026-05-13T15:51:53Z

PooF9:

{{spoiler|No one likes this show}}

[[File:Clarence_Amy.png|thumb|right|240px|The [[tit]]ular character grabbing some tits just like his creator.]]
[[File:Shocked.gif|thumb|right|240px|Clarence and friends reading their ED page]]
[[File:Duck Girl.png|thumb|right|160px|[[Shit|Flawless]] [[WTF|character design]].]]
'''Clarence''' is (for now lol) a miserable failure of a show on [[Cartoon Network]] that follows some retarded [[fat]] fuck and his dumbass friends doing stupid shit and royally fucking up every aspect of their pre-teen lives by doing a variety of dumb activities that most [[Ten-year-old Alice|10-year-olds]] would never consider, such as [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]], or following a pedo into a car and driving across an [[Africa|African]] wasteland only to break down and almost die from constant exposure to pure [[shit]].

Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. Unsurprisingly, [[Fact|no one gives a shit about this show]]. However, a controversy occurred [[last Thursday]] involving the show's creator, Skyler Page, making an [[DO NOT WANT|advance]] on some chick for the [[lulz]], thus forever linking the name "Clarence" to a perverted bastard awaiting a visit from the [[Partyvan]] (read [[Clarence#Skyler Page Fiasco|below]]). It should be noted that the [[sick fuck]] behind this show is the only reason we bothered to give it an [[ED]] article.

==Characters==

There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but they're flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.

[[File:EdgyClarence.png|240px|right|thumb|[[Edge|'''OW THE EDGE!''']]]]

*[[Epic fat guy|Clarence]] - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is obese, extremely retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which was provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show. I mean, even his latin spanish voice sounds a bit better...

*[[Jeff the Killer|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a [[Narcissist|"sophisticated"]] pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that he isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from [[Minecraft]]. Also, he has [[dyke|two moms]], because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.

*[[Insane|Sumo]] - Probably the show's most [[lulz|lulzy]] character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are [[white trash]] to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.

*[[Gary Fucking Oak|Belson]] - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's [[Retard|MR]]. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays [[Steven Universe]] 24/7.

*[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping [[vagina]]. She's dating an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt nigger and in the earlier episodes, her mouth would creepily stretch behind her hair when she spoke. Although she's drawn to look pretty much like an adult female version of Clarence, fans of the show seem to have named her the show's sex symbol, for some reason.

*[[Loser|Chad]] - Mary's boyfriend, who's even more retarded than Clarence. He's too much of a [[manchild]] to hold down a steady job, so he mostly just leeches off of Mary, and basically functions as another son to her.

*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - A girl who showed up one episode and was never seen again.

*[[Frank Grimes|Joshua]] - The guy whom Clarence and friends are ruining. Over the series he collects a plethora of injuries, gains weight and possibly becomes homeless. By the end of the series he'll commit suicide.

*[[Dad|Damien]] - Clarence's dad (maybe). Nothing is known about him besides his name, since he either died or left Mary before the show began. It can be assumed that he either ran out or [[an hero|blew his brains out]] due to the stress of having to deal with his fat retard of a son.

*[[Devil|G͘il͞b̧e̸n]] - A̟͕̘̲̰̜͘ ҉̳͍̥̭̩̪c͟h̸͎̦̩͈̲͕i̠͖̟͈̯͉l̘̮̪̭͎͞d̠͜ ̢̪͕̭w͡i̸̟̩͉t̹̙̟̮͖̜́h͓̘̜̦̣͕̫ ̗t͎̖͖͚̙̩̮h̭͕̲e̡ ̯̫p̸͉̪o̲͎̪͔͉̕w̨̭̰͇̹͉̲̠ẹ̵r̖͉̣͓͚ ̪̫̫͓̘̼̥t̡̹o̝ ̶̯̦͇͖dì̛͖̤͉̳͓̙̝r͍͉̬̥̱e̳̠̱̗̱̘ct̪̻̠̘̺̖̜l̬̰y̤̟̙͔̬ ͔̫c͈̗om̫͇͇̪m͚͇̠ų̧͎ṉ̶̻̝̺̖̳͉i͔̪͙͈͕͢ça̜̟̯̤̮t̰͔e̖ ̲̟̜̝̰ͅw̫̪̗͙̮i̷̫͖̣̙̪̘ͅt͔̹h̬̱ ̧̼y̙o̡͙u͎̠͘r̛̯̥̤̰̱͈̰ ̜s̛͎̩͖͎̖̲o̥͠u̡͕̲̜̻͇̟͎l̠ ̢̤̪͉̳͇͙̖w̖̰͚͔̜͕͝ì̺̗̯̤̤t͢h̨̝o̲̘͎u̳͙͚͖t̬̝́ͅ ̜̫̦̲s͙͖̩̯̩̩̹p̱̪̲ͅe͖̪͓͈̻̳ͅąk̡̲ì̮͓͍̙̗̭͕n͙͠ͅg̘̲͈̀ͅ.̵͉̫͍ ͇͎̲H̸e̗̪̣ ̞c̺a̦̱͝n͍̲͈͈ a̢̫l̝̹s̠o͔̬̳̝͙͜ ̭̝a̝̩t͉͘ͅt̵͉̘͚͔a̶̟c̴̘̳̙̭k̖̟͕̝̪ ͓̠yͅou̵͇͉̩͙̠ ̡͇̰w̦̹͕̱̲̜̭i̕t̯̱̼̬̞͡h̫̻͎o͚̰̜͍u͍ͅt̘̤̗̱̳͕ m͎̲̳ͅo̝̯͇̪͚v͇̻̯̝́i̷̜̫̯n̻g ̩̜͉̤̠͔͜h̵͖͍̬͚i̷̳̪̫̩̲̱s͏͕͚̘ ͍̩͓̥̝͟ḅ͙̘o̼̙̫̩͍ḏ̯y̬̱̫̱͓̼̟.͔̺

*[[Bill Cipher|Jeremy]] - Clarence's hipster duplicate that lives in his dreams.

*[[Pedophile|Balance]] - A <s>grown</s> adult who enrolls in Clarence's school to escape a parallel circus universe. He has no problem picking on small children and has telepathic mind control powers or something.

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==Episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)==
[[File:Get 'em while they're young.jpg|right|300px]]
[[File:'ll cut you, girly.png|260px|thumb|The rapeiest of rape faces]]
:''See: [[Clarence/Episode Guide]]''

==Skyler Page Fiasco==

[[File:badtouch.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Touch me and my [[Personal army|Twitter army]] will fuck your shit up.]]

On June 29th, [[2014]], Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of [[touch]]ing a lady who works on [[Adventure Time]] (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.

As soon as the [[feminist]] cunts on [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!

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<center>'''Nothing says feminism as much as comfort'''</center>

<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240|dead=yes|username=Emily Partridge|@=empartridge|tweet=does anybody want to come get a hamburger with me and hug and chill|retweets=6|favorites=95|date=9:17 PM - 2 Jul 2014|archive={{wayback|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240|20141206083801}}}}</center>
<center>'''She's [[asking for it]]'''</center> 

===A Page of Skylers===
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File:Skyler Page.jpg|Skyler Page
File:Skyler Paige.jpg|Not to be confused with Skyler Paige
File:Skyla Paige.jpg|Who is not to be confused with Skyla Paige
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==Episode==

[[File:realclarenceepisode.mov|video_id|center|600px]]
<center>'''A real scene in the show'''</center>

== See Also ==

*[[Cartoon Network]]
*''[[Adventure Time]]''
*''[[Regular Show]]''
*''[[Steven Universe]]'' - The slightly better brother show to Clarence
*''[[Uncle Grandpa]]'' - Somehow, a more fucktarded show than this.
*[[Almost raped]]
*[[Down's Syndrome]] - required in order to enjoy this junk.
*[[Feminazi]]

== External Links ==

*{{twitter|empartridge}} - protected by feminists and white knights
*{{tumblr|givememountaindew}} - Caution. She is Undertale trash, Osomatsu-san trash, and South Park trash.

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Hoops & Yoyo

2026-05-13T14:54:54Z

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[[File:Hoops and yoyo.jpg|thumb|Welp, it's true. They became fags.]]
'''hoops&yoyo''' is an animated web series about a duo featuring a pink cat named Hoops, and a green rabbit named Yoyo who collectively best resemble Tweak from [[South Park]] on account of their hyperactivity and crippling coffee addiction. Even the animation style slightly resembles the crude animation style of early [[South Park]], and if the show didn't abruptly end, they probably would have become gay lovers too, just like Tweak and Craig, with Piddles the hamster becoming a random third wheel in their caffeine-fueled orgies.

The series was created by Bob Holt & Mike Adair in 2001 using [[Adobe Flash]] and mostly revolves around [[boring|office humor]], so naturally Hoops and Yoyo are [[Diabeetus|obsessed with coffee and donuts]], a sugary recluse resulting in their crazed, rambunctious behavior, something office dwellers can supposedly find humorous while working their lame, soul-crushing 9-5 jobs inside their tiny cubicles. Even if you've never seen this show, you might still recognize the characters from their [[IRL]] line of greeting cards and television holiday broadcasts on [[Old Media|Hallmark TV]].

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<center>'''It's real'''</center>
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<center>'''Niggers V. Hoops&yoyo'''</center>
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==See Also==
*[[Adobe Flash]]
*[[Dilbert]]
*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
*[[Minions]]
*[[South Park]]

==External Links==
*{{Yt|@|hoopsandyoyo/videos|Official YT channel}} - Defunct.
*[https://piddles.net/ Piddles.net (fansite/archive)]

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Patryk Kornatowski

2026-05-13T14:46:43Z

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'''Patryk Kornatowski'''{{Boylover}} (also known as '''[[User:TardChick|TardChick]]''' on [[ED]]) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, [[Soyjak.party]], [[Kiwi Farms]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the [[1990s]], or jacking off to [[inflation art]].

His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable [[Bestiality|orca]] he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.

Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, [[lol|that he would get bullied in by the other retards]]. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company '''Goldendrops'''. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.

==3DMM==
His first traces of online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be [[Chris Chan]] and [[Jesus Christ]] himself for whatever reason.

He first joined under the name, '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|PatryktheCoolKid]]''' and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created '''Patrykstan''', a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk related media was being made.

But after doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to make [[over 9000]] alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one sided battle of Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one. Eventually leading to the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.

==Discord==
Patryk is very trollable, which is why there's many different sagas of humiliating stuff he's done to appease trolls on various [[Discord]] servers. His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM

===Shit, Piss, and Cum===
After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a chereoke yell he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to do the act, which has been immortalized in video form for years to come. This would also happen again, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum, the former not being archived, but self admitted on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread.

===Muslim Prayer===
After once again being banned from a server, he was told to do a [[Muslim]] prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.

Once again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these discord servers to try to get it banned. Something he also did on 3DMM. Not realizing they can just delete the message and take his perms away. Another time he tried to get perms back in a server by trying to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's huge size wasn't able to.

One of these servers is Gondal, an autist legion of retards who are Pat-storians. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.

==Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:patcooking.png|250px|thumb|right|This is the person calling you [[nigger]] on the Internet.]]
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After being laughed out of other communities he came to [[ED]] for refuge. What did he get out of it? [[Graykat|Nigger admin abuse]] of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.

He would be [[Hugbox]]ed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Truth is no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downsyndrome child. But after he turned 18 his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were [[Likeicare]], [[User:Maysam|Maysam]], and the bane of his existence [[User:Chuj|Chuj]]. He would have his avatar customized with [[Boku No Pico]] flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins was making his face into the "fat" reaction. Which you can now react to under all of Quence's posts. After a lot Nigger Admin Abuse, he made a thread saying if he didn't get left alone he would commit a mass shooting. Once again, this only made him get fucked with more.

Because of this, and the growing hatred of him from other [[Ediots]], [https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451/ he posted a final thread] ({{Archive|NyXgC|Archive}}) <s>and left</s>. [[Disregard that]] [[Flounced|he's still lurking]] and is seething at the fact [[User:couscous|I'm]] making this article lol.

===Soyjak.party===
Like [[User:Retarded FAG|other]] shunned [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/steve.749/ retarded] [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/sneed.502/ faggots] of [[ED]] past, Patryk would briefly post on [[Soyjak.party]] after his departure. Not before his past actions and autism got the best of him and also lost this as a safe space. During his stay he would unintentionally leak his email address [[Newfaggotry|after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field]].

At some point soyteens found an old post of his where he posted [[Rugrats]] [[loli]] porn. This would lead to another shunning.

But you can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind he's still a soyteen.

==Kiwi Farms==
Patryk would find out about his [[Kiwifarms|KF]] thread and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the [[Soyjak.party]] threads. But was banned from the site after they found out that he had previously posted [[Rugrats]] porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with [[Vinluv Anton Handesbukia]]. After both bonding on [[twitter]] about being fat autistic lolcows, they became buttbuddies.

==Instagram==
[[File:fatniggapat.png|250px|thumb|right|youre faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]]
After Christmas, Patryk would receive the gift of an anime girl mask. He would film a video where in he dances with the mask on and gets winded by just setting the phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were unaware of his lore. Most if not everyone began to troll him realizing he was a massive tard and they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow YouTube video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random [[ween]] was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up and you can still find him today bragging about this. Not realizing half the comments call him a fat pig and that someone should check his harddrive.

[[File:patdancevid.mp4|video_id|640px|center]]
<center>'''LOOK AT THE PIGGY GO!'''</center>

Did I mention Patryk Kornatowski is a pedophile?

==Videos==
{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1717265538.mp4|video_id|640px]]Shit Video
|[[File:1219.mp4|video_id|640px]][[Baby Fuck|Rape de baby]]
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1726446087.mov|video_id|640px]]Leaving Gondal
|[[File:oinkpatryk.mp4|video_id|640px]]He was bought food and didn't care, even his parents ate some.
|[[File:resized.force.6f49ef24.mp4|video_id|640px]]Tries to hang himself
|[[File:5870920-53fb2564d8cef5214e404fa5816b0279.mov|video_id|640px]]Tongue
|[[File:ripp-at.mp4|video_id|640px]]Cry about it
|[[File:ONTIVA.COM_Cutter_Me__my_Inflatable_whale_dancing_to_Frank_Sinatra-360p.mov|video_id|640px]][[Beastality]]
}}

{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:praisebetoallahpatryk.mov|video_id|640px]]Praise be to allah.
|[[File:5870921-60f887d4a4141b6160538775ddd6da7f.mov|video_id|640px]]Prayer Pt. 2
|[[File:5870636-54b3f79df95ad1eb6652bd34c5e54e62.mp4|video_id|640px]]He loves young anime girls
|[[File:56404-8467a27bf76941b96286b9afdd760ab0.mp4|video_id|640px]]Piss drinking
|[[File:48308-2066c1831980043193a3b2cc00ad323a.mov|video_id|640px]]Very special video for Couscous
|[[File:Untitled design (1) (online-video-cutter.com).mp4|video_id|640px]]You can now hire a Patryk lookalike for a lap dance
|[[File:Patrykguitar.mp4|video_id|640px]]
|<youtube>QMF9aVqtGHM</youtube>
|<youtube>uclFRqKiPkc</youtube>
|<youtube>ZbIBWS8r-Hc</youtube>
}}

==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
File:watermark (1).gif|Post this under his comments.
File:kirkifiedpat.png|[[Charlie Kirk|Patkirk]]
File:loseralog.png|Retard alogs Pat.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:patdox.png
File:nullxpat.png|[[Null]] tells Pat to stop gooning.
File:fatryk1.png
File:fatryk2.png
file:Tardchick_soyjak.jpg
File:pat222.png
File:pat88.png
File:pat7.png
File:patwithmom.png|With his hog of a mom.
File:paint.animated.gif
File:EDF6 Troll34 submission.jpg
File:Tardchick_rule34_by_fleacollarindustry.jpg
File:Coonchick.jpeg|lookin' like [[Asa Coon]] in this pic.
File:Peepee poopoo beast.png
File:Born for peepee poopoo gaming beast.png
File:schoolpicpat.png
File:patinclass.png|Pat baking goods in special needs class.
File:hogmom2.png
File:patatdamovies.png
File:patspamposts.png|Some select spam posts he made on 3DMM.
File:fatryk coment.png|Comment left on his infamous Instagram video.
File:patfat.png|You really don't get enough hate.
File:fatrykwitagun.png|
File:patrip.png
File:patwitahat.png
File:patcigarfinger.png
File:patoutofhisleague.png
File:paticonic.png|Similar to the Instagram video, this image has become so popular it's transcended him.
File:patfatpringal.png
File:patbodypillow.png
</gallery>|}}

One of his "beats".

[[File:dough beat.wav|center]]

==Dox==
He gave this out willingly:

'''2 Amberhill, NG5 5TL, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire UK'''.

==See Also==
*[[ED20]] - He pasted his own shitty animation here.
*[[Chris Chan]] - Circling the drain to become.
*[[Boku No Pico]] - A personal favorite of his.
*[[QueenAurora]] - the female counterpart of him.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Horrorcow]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]] - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs

==External Links==
*{{discord|u|husia.siusia}}
*{{Twitter|XitterP}}
*{{Instagram|patrykkornatowski}}
*Email: '''patryk.kornatowski2007@gmail.com'''
*{{yt|@|autisticbritishjackass_reborn}}
*{{Archiveorg|@patryk_kornatowski|His self-compiled archive on Archive.org}}
*{{Edfmember|lardchick.820|LardChick}}
*{{EDF|t|tardchick-has-arrived.2264/|His intro thread to EDF}}
*{{Kfthread|188662|KF thread, can only be accessed if you have an account}}
*{{Kfuser|203913|KF account, banned for being a pedophile}}
*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/autistic-british-jackass.20756/ OnionFarms account]
*{{soundcloud|theautismboy|Soundcloud account}}
*{{Tiktokuser|thetiktokautist}}
*{{Tiktokuser|patrykkornatowsk9}} - Modern TikTok account.
*{{Newgrounds|u|autismboy1|Newgrounds account}}
*[https://patrykhtmlsite.neocities.org/ Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website]
*[https://spacehey.com/kornatowski Spacehey account]
*[https://irony.wiki/index.php?title=User:Patryk2&oldid=17076 Ironywiki Account]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u14280 Columbine forum account]
*<s>[https://patrykstan.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Patrykstan Wiki]</s> '''Baleeted'''
*[https://goldendrops.co.uk/ His dad's website.]

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User talk:LordGrimThInvincible

2026-05-13T14:44:13Z

PooF9:

== Dear Dragonkin ==

Template pages typically have a guide that show you how to properly use them.

The page [[Template:Yt#Handles_(@)]] provides the following: 
<code><nowiki>{{yt|@|id|description}}</nowiki></code> 

So you can just fill in the blanks (Just put the channel's ID, not the entire link): 
<code><nowiki>{{yt|@|just-a-robot-aka-jar|Just A Robot's YT}}</nowiki></code> 

Which produces: 
<code>{{yt|@|just-a-robot-aka-jar|Just A Robot's YT}}</code>

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:24, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Thank you adminking! I am grateful for the knowledge you have imparted on me.

--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrimThInvincible]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimTheInvincible|contribs]]) 3 March 2025

Cool art you got there. Really nice stuff. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 03:44, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

Thank you kind ser! My artwork tends to get mixed reception. It is good to see that I still have some fans! 😊😊😊
--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrimThInvincible]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimTheInvincible|contribs]]) 5 May 2025

== You are a naughty naughty boy ==

No doxing info plox kthx -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 23:50, 11 June 2025 (UTC)

== Question ==

Were you {{Reddituser|Nicol___Bolas}} on Reddit? I have never seen another human being in my entire life type "th'" like that. [https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/15dywb8/comment/ju4rwbr/ Comment that made me ask.]

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Yes I am Nicol__bolas! Are you going down a rabbit hole right now? One sec, i used th' on one of my gore subz. I will show you the link.

[https://old.reddit.com/r/SorathasPalace/ Sorathaspalace]

I mostly retired th' by now but i still sometimes use it.

~high priestesses dragon mommy

Also I got banned from r/masskillers shortly after I made that post, the one you linked. No reason was given. I was muted from modmail despite never contacting them. Because i was muted, I contacted u/ogwhiz, one of th' jannies, and despite me being very polite and respectful about being banned, since i only wanted a reason, he insulted me and called me a child and said that he didn't give a shit.

Jokes on him, i made an alt account and kept commenting on r/masskillers! 😂😂

Jannies are the glorified day care nannies of cyberspace. They are slaves to techno baron capitalist scum and they unironically think that they are powerful for putting th' mean, ebil troll in th' corner for 5 minutes.

And then they think they deserce arse pats, nay, a medal of honor, for cleaning up troll comments FOR FREE!!!! 🤣🤣

Jannies suck. I am currently using my dragon magic against thh' secind jannie who ever banned me. If my magic works, his soul will be my hypnotised sissy slave forevermore, and his putrid boomer husk will serve as my eternal throne cushion.

One day, after I win and become emperor of th' solar system for exactly 6 million years and 1488 days, I shall pen a book, nay, a mighty tome, entitled: "The triumphs of Emperor Grim."

Until then, this will have to do!

--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrim]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimThInvincible|contribs]]) 00:42, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

:That subreddit is funny as hell XD
:Reddit sucks so badly it really is a dumpster fire. I hate it so much I try to avoid it when I can. Unfortunately WPD is going down that road too... Rip Dragonkin
:Still funny that I found you randomly in th' wild. Wasn't expecting that 😂
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:17, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

== How can this user be banned? ==

https://edramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Rmuresan

Seemed to do nothing but vandalize the [[World of Warcraft]] article with AI slop. [[User:Cheetah|Cheetah]] ([[User talk:Cheetah|talk]]) 21:35, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:What is the actual point in banning someone who hasn't even edited in over a year? I mean if he was continuously vandalizing then sure, but he's not coming back dude.

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:02, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:: Alright, I understand. [[User:Cheetah|Cheetah]] ([[User talk:Cheetah|talk]]) 21:35, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

== Heyyy thx 4 the lovin pooks [[File:Emot-dance.gif]] ==

{{User:Mr_Jonzz/Approve|adding some good shit to [[Jasmine Richardson]]}}

If ur accepting requests, you should totes make a drawing of [[User:Saltnigga|this guy]], preferably slathering himself in mud. [[:File:Number9999999.png|Ig this is supposed to be him idk]]. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 01:43, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Aww thanks for the complement that is very sweet.

Sure I will try to eventualy draw that, just dont hold your breath because I may or may not be "busy" at the moment.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 00:11, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Ok i made the saltnigga drawing you asked for and posted it to his pages. Tbh I think he should be unshoah because I think censorship iz gay niggger

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 03:59, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

:THX!! I have no idea why he's b&. I always thought it was bc of that one article about the ICEfag he made but idk. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 06:40, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

== sure ==

ill take you out to dinner sweetiepie --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:11, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

OM MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH MY DRAGON BELLY ACHES FOR GOYSLOP AND WE CAN CUDDLE WITH COOKIES LATER AS I BLOW BUBBLES!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 04:00, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

this gave me a boner or something --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 04:42, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

== I kiss you back ==

Thank you. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 14:44, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

Goodbye Volcano High

2026-05-12T19:12:43Z

PooF9:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:''{{PAGENAME}}''}}
[[File:GoodbyeVolcanoHighSchoolShooting.png|250px|right]]
'''''Goodbye Volcano High''''' is a [[visual novel]] game for [[dinosaur|dinofags]]. Basically, a musical band consisting of 3 [[scalies|anthro dinos]] [[party hard|party rock]] their way through their last year at [[Education|Volcano High]] while anticipating the second coming of [[Raptor Jesus]] riding on a meteor to wipe them off the slate of the [[Earth]]. The game was scripted in part by [[Sweet Baby Inc Detected|Sweet Baby Inc]], which is probably why the storyline is so shallow and gay. None of the options really matter either because there is only one ending with very inconsequential variations. The only reason this game garnered the attention it did was because it was being pushed by wokie interest groups, including financial support from the [[Canadian]] government itself, yet was still [[BTFO]]'d by a [[4chan]] [[troll]]/parody game which the devs detest to this very day.

==Characters==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!<big>Name</big>
!<big>Description</big>
!<big>Picture</big>
|-
|Fang
|A pterodactylian [[metalhead]] who serves as the lead singer of her band. She identifies as [[non-binary]], but in the 4chan version (''Snoot Game''), you have the ability to cure her of this mental ailment.
|[[File:Fang GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Reed
|A pink velociraptor dude who serves as a drummer in the band. He is also a DnDfag who serves as the Game Master during their [[Dungeons and Dragons]] sessions. In Snoot Game, he is a massive [[stoner guru]], but is secretly a very intelligent and understanding guy. Literally [[Philosoraptor]].
|[[File:Reed GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Trish
|Fang's closest friend and the lead guitarist for the band. She is a triceratops and one of her fun facts is that she is passionate about [[spider expert|entomology]]. In Snoot Game, her relationship with Fang is exemplified to an overprotective status and she transforms into a roid-raging angry bitch under your presence.
|[[File:Trish GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Naomi
|A [[lolwut|parasaurolophus]] who serves as Naser's eager and overly cheerful butt buddy in the Volcano High student council and is secretly a [[lesbo]] for Fang. In Snoot Game, she is a repressed [[otaku]] [[shipping]] puppet master who is responsible for covertly making you fall in love with Fang and is the girlfriend of Naser.
|[[File:Naomi GBV.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Naser
|Fang's younger brother and student council president who often takes her under his wing; his crippled, flightless wing.
|[[File:Nasar GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Rosa
|A [[transsexual]] ankylosaur [[beaner]] and close friend of Trish who works as a barista at the same café together and has difficulty coming out to her traditionalist family. She is also interesting in botany and wants to engineer new species of plants, probably [[marijuana]]. The transsexual aspect of her character was presumably retconned in Snoot Game, and she is a devout follower of [[Raptor Jesus]].
|[[File:Rosa GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Stella
|A stegosaurus bitch and a retarded [[wiccan|tarot card]] reader who has a crush on Naser. She was made skinnier in Snoot Game because nobody wants to gaze at a fatty.
|[[File:Stella GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|}

==''Snoot Game''==
{{Lulzgames|title=Snoot Game}}
[[File:Fang and Trish inflation by FoxxexV21.jpg|210px|left|thumb|”Later Foids!” This actually happens in-game. It is referred to as the “bromance ending”. Love is truly in the air!]]
'''''Snoot Game''''' is the superior release of Volcano High, made entirely by a bunch of [[4chan]] [[trolls]] to prevent the dinosaurs from dying of [[AIDS]]. It became an instant cult classic. The game is full of 4chan in-jokes that feel like [[shitposting]], yet surprisingly the characters have so much more complexity and depth than they do in Volcano High. Arguably, Snoot Game is actually the original game and Volcano High is but a sequel as it came out two years before the source material. In the game, the main character you play as is [[Anonymous|Anon Mous]], a faceless representation of [[you]], the player, transferring to a new school where he is the only human (except for the principal and one of your teachers, who is literally just Carl from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'', but that’s not important). The other most integral character is Fang, whose relationship with you becomes a focal point of the storyline. Together, if you make the right decisions, you explore each other and help find each other’s true selves.

KO_OP (the company that made Volcano High) is completely unable to recognize the genius in this game, or at the very least realize that this could be economically profitable as it draws in more fans to their franchise, but instead they shun this fan game as made in bad faith, so much so that they wanted to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut it down]] and paid game journos to write negatively of it for being [[allegedly]] [[homophobic]] or whatever.

===Endings===
*'''Ending 1: [[LOLumbine|Bowling for Volcano High]]''' - Fang goes totally cray-cray and commits a mass shooting at Volcano High, resulting in the deaths of Naomi, her brother, Nasar, and many other students. You are also shot, after which Fang jumps off the school's roof and dies after realizing this. You survive, but know you lost the love of your life.
*'''Ending 2: [[Forever Alone|Anon and the Infinite Sadness]]''' - Anon insults Fang for being a [[non-binary]] [[attention whore]] and she breaks up with you. You catch a glimpse of her years later, but at this point you have already embraced the [[doomer]] lifestyle.
*'''Ending 3: [[High School Musical|Volcano Highschool Musical]]''' - You marry Fang, or "Lucy" now that she has abandoned her spunky ways, but the relationship is lukewarm because she decided to grow up while you don't.
*'''Ending 4: [[You're winner|Fast Times at Volcano High]]''' - Fang finally finds her true self around you and you go on to live successful, happy lives together.

==See Also==
*[[Averi Fiddleafox]]
*''[[Changed]]''
*''[[Class of '09]]''
*[[Dinosaur Erotica]]
*''[[Fallout New Vegas: The Frontier]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero]]''
*''[[Pathways]]''
*[[Vocaloid]]

==External Links==
*{{fandomlink|goodbye-volcano-high|Goodbye_Volcano_High_Wiki|''Goodbye Volcano High'' Wiki}}
*{{steamgame|1310330/Goodbye_Volcano_High/|''Goodbye Volcano High'' on Steam}}
*[https://snootgame.xyz/en/ ''Snoot Game'' (download & more)]

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Ken Ashcorp

2026-05-12T19:02:15Z

PooF9:

{{Virgin}}
{{British}}

[[File:kenashcorpface.png|thumb|250px]]
[[File:vcouldntcareless.png|thumb|200px|Summary of how /v/ responded to him leaving.]]
[[File:kenashcorpisintopegging.png|thumb|300px]]
[[File:kenashcorpstep.png|thumb|200px|Being stepped on by a [[vtuber]].]]
[[File:kenashcorpbedroom.png|thumb|400px|His gooncave.]]
[[File:kenwithzonecosplaygirl.jpg|thumb|200px|]]

'''Ken Ashcorp'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Jonathan Webb''') or '''ForeverPandering''' is a {{age|1991|1|3}}-year-old [[gooning|coomer]] musician who got his start by ''pandering'' to [[4chan]], mainly the [[v/|/v/]] and [[co/|/co/]] boards. He would make music about any topic that was trending on these and got popular doing it, he would then take this success and fuck off to pander to [[Tumblr]]. This was because of the anons of the boards trolling him, which he thought wouldn't happen because he was "our guy". This trolling caused him to delete his channel, cry about it on twitter, block a fuck ton of people, and then come back and disable comments. In his time on [[v/|/v/]] he would suck up to any female e-celeb or [[namefag]] to try to get their attention, mostly by writing songs about them.

Ken is a furry, and his fursona is a lesbian panda, who is into pegging. He has this fursona because he hates how looks, and has facial paralysis. He also hates when you post his face, [[Asking for it|so don't do it!]]

==Music==
===Andrew Dobson===
In his time on [[4chan]] he would make two part video series about [[Andrew Dobson]], most infamously about the scandal of [[Snca|Dobson tracing Big Ben]], which he made a song to accompany it.

<center><youtube>qqKs8jkhGdM</youtube></center>

It isn't known if Dobson watched the main video, but he did hear the song, calling it catchy.

====Dobson videos====
*{{Ytlink|q4oNjcoAQ4U|Sins of a Complacent Artist 1}}
*{{Ytlink|M2L_r5JjgbU|Sins of a Complacent Artist 2}}

===Destiny===

When [[Steven Bonnell II]] was originally known for playing [[StarCraft]] and not being a liberal cuckold who sucked a cock, Ken made a song about him. Praising him for his epic skills at the game.

<center><youtube>JQeP0bX4kVY</youtube></center>

===Andy Warski===

Infamous stuttering cokehead and PPP's current boyfriend, was once a skeptic chantard and [[Sargon of Akkad]] bootleg. Which made him prime material for one of Ken's songs.

<center><youtube>1-ygbmjqE3o</youtube></center>

==Coomer==

[[File:kenashcorpmostrecentpic.png|250px|thumb]]
After his time on 4chan his interests and griftings changed as he started to make songs about sex and [[Animu]]s. Making songs for [[Zone]], Nyanners, and Pippa Pipkins. He has become such a degen that he begged his fans to buy a [[Hentai]] game, saying it's supporting real "artist", and commissioning pegging art of his panda avatar. He is also into [[Vtubers]] and has his own animated furry robot hologram!

==Lyrics==

<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|I'm mesmerized by the way he plays
|Ken jacking off to Destiny playing vidya games.

|I would die to have that voice
And if I could then I would fucking thieve it
|Ken [[Transgender|wishing to be Nyanners]].

|
|

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

==Videos==

<center>{{fv|kavideos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>0X39cAqA3V4</youtube>
<center>'''Null rapes Ken'''</center>
|<youtube>y-owZAOKm6w</youtube>
<center>'''Watch a retarded coomer jack off Ken Ashcorp'''</center>
|<youtube>kFZKgf5WG0g</youtube>
<center>'''YEA I KNOW THAT THERES NO PLEASING YOUUUUUUUUUU (dont check the comments it's fucking cancer)'''</center>
|<youtube>j50sO4ghlzg</youtube>
<center>'''Live'''</center>
}}</center>

==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|kagallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:kenashcorp2.png
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File:KAvtube.png|As a vtuber
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File:KAart1.png
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</gallery>|}}

==See Also==
*[[Tom Preston]]
*[[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]]
*[[Egoraptor]]
*[[Eddsworld]] - Made a song for Edd

==External Links==
*{{yt|@|KenAshcorp}}
*{{Twitch|kenashcorp}}
*[https://www.f-list.net/c/kenny%20-%20ken%20ashcorp/ His fursona's fetish list]
*{{Archive|HQfVi|/v/ thread about Ken DFE}}
*{{Wf|Ken_Ashcorp|Wikifur}}
*{{Facebook|1=jonathan.webb.71066?mibextid=LQQJ4d|2=Facebook}}
*Email: '''kenashcorp@gmail.com'''

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Ronnie McNutt

2026-05-12T19:01:03Z

PooF9: best of both worlds.

{{An hero|[[File:Ronnie.gif|link=]]}}
{{Christian hero}}
 
{{ib|[[File:Ronnie McNutt Suicide.gif|250px]] Ronnie McNutt demonstrating why aspies shouldn’t play with guns when they’re drunk AF.}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Ronnie McNuttin''''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Ronald Merle McNutt}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|May 23, 1987}}
{{ibrow|'''Died'''|August 31, 2020 (aged 33)}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|US Army Veteran (formerly) Employee at Toyota Plant Emofag}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|New Albany, [[Mississippi]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:McNutt final post.jpg|thumb|right|BAWWWWW. Somebody call the [[Waaaambulance]]]]
 
{{rainbow|'''HEY GUYS I GUESS THAT'S IT'''}}
 
'''Ronnie McNutt'''{{Christian}} was an [[emo]] [[faggot]] that [[an hero|anheroed]] himself because he was a pathetic loser that nobody cared about. In an effort to get some [[attention whore|attention and feel like he mattered for 5 minutes]] he shot himself while live streaming on [[Facebook]] like a [[Gotis| 12-year-old girl]]. Thanks to Facebook being run by [[asspie|short-bussing special ed kids]] his video wasn’t taken down during his livestream leading up to his death. The video then remained online afterward for hours which allowed [[troll]]s to spread it across the internet for lulz while they created fake accounts in his name pretending to be him.

==McNutt in the Butt Himself==
[[File:Ronnie McNutt orders Chinese food.jpg|thumb|right]]

Ronnie McNutt was famous for having one of the gayest last names in history that also served as his porn name when he starred in various gay [[scat]] videos. He was also known for streaming on Facebook and arguing with his audience about everything from theology to pop culture. In other words, [[Truth|he was a loser with no life]].

Born on May 23, 1987, Ronald "Ronnie" McNutt was an [[Army]] Reserve “veteran” who lived in the American anus known as New Albany, [[Mississippi]], (if you lived there you would probably want to kill yourself too). He had some crap job at a Toyota plant and was a well-known local theater queer. He also co-hosted a shitty podcast called JustUs Geeks where he and another loser named Joshua Steen would talk about [[shit no one cares about]]. He was also a regular [[Christian|church fag]], a [[nerd|member]] of a Comicons club (dork), and wrote comic book reviews (that nobody read) for JustUs Geeks’ lame website.

According to his butt-buddy Joshua Steen, McButt “struggled with depression and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after serving in the Iraq War between June 2007 and March 2008.” This basically means he was a [[crybaby]] that somehow thinks a single year in [[Iraq]] during the “war”, (hardly even a war since the US basically mowed the place in a matter of days), counts as a reason to be a whiny fag for the rest of your life. Like most homos with “depression”, he was really just a loser desperate for attention that took his cozy American life for granted by complaining about how much it sucked, usually on Facebook where he was always streaming for attention.

{{Quote|”I spent many a late night in our studio, via text message, and in-person talking with him about life and his struggles.”| - Joshua Steen talking about how much of his time Ronnie used to waste. You’re free now, Josh!}}

==The Suicide==
[[File:RonnieMcNuttTombstone.png|thumb|right|Rest in peace, [[Lie|you will be missed]].]]
Whether Ronnie actually meant to kill himself, or he was just a drunk retard playing with a rifle that he [[I accidentally X|accidentally the whole trigger]], has yet to be determined. It’s most likely the latter. More than 200 of his aspie friends and family responded to his stream by doing nothing. All they had to do was pretend to love and care about him, or maybe kick his door down and stop him after it was obvious what he was doing, but apparently, they didn’t care enough to do anything except trying to call him and messaging him on Facebook in an effort to stop him from [[Kurt Cobain]]ing himself.

If anyone is to blame, besides Jim Beam, it would be the dipshit police standing outside of his apartment who could have easily broken his door down and saved his life. Since he had already fired the gun once before by accident, putting his surrounding neighbors’ lives at risk, they had ''clear'' reason to bust into his apartment and stop him. Instead, they stood outside watching his live stream while laughing hysterically at how much of an autistic drunk retard he was. It was pretty obvious by then that no one really gave a shit about this asshole and that he would [[loser|not be missed]].

{{quote|Hey guys! I guess that's it.|''Ronnie McNutt''}}
[[File:RonnieMcNuttVideo.mp4|thumb|center|800px|The video]]

==Facebook’s Response==
[[File:Facebook Trolling Ronnie McNutt.jpg|thumb|right|Facebook trolling Ron’s brother.]]

Facebook decided to troll Ronnie's brother who repeatedly asked them to take down the video while Ron was drunk ranting, playing with his gun (and misfiring it at his surrounding neighbors) while talking about offing himself. That apparently doesn’t count as “encouraging suicide or self-harm” according to the trolls over at Facebook. They then proceeded to laugh in his family’s face after his death while avoiding any and all responsibility for not doing their jobs.

On top of refusing to take down the video when they obviously should have, they also left the video up for hours after his death because splitting your head open like a grape is A-OK in [[Mark Zuckerberg|Mark Zuck's]] book. This led to several trolls (probably Facebook employees) copying it and sharing it across the internet. This resulted in many lulz online as children on apps like [[TikTok]] got to see a graphic video of a man shooting himself with a rifle as they were scrolling through various [[E-girls and e-boys|e-girl]] dances and cat videos. This caused many parents to chimp out, blaming Facebook for their precious [[ADHD]] riddled child [[lol|being traumatized for life]].

==Ronnie’s Resurrection==

[[File:Ronnie Resurrection.jpg|thumb|right|Ronnie has risen again just like [[Jesus]] Christ himself!!]]

[[Fake News|Since Ronnie was clearly such a lovable person everyone enjoyed listening to]], the many trolls that were harassing his family by posting his suicide video everywhere online refused to let him stay dead. Shortly after his death video went viral they proceeded to resurrect him by creating a fake Facebook account in his name pretending to be him. It was there that they claimed the video was actually a hoax put on by Ronnie so that he could get away from it all for a while. This resulted in ever more lulz online as people really believed these hilarious lies.

Needless to say, Ronnie will go down in history as one of the lulziest an-heroes of all time. Now he’s annoying Satan in hell by talking about comics and dildos on his new podcast. It was only after his death that Ronnie was truly able to find life in the form of edgy memes. Rest in peace, retard.

==See also==
* [[Aaron Bushnell]] - Set himself on fire live on Twitch to show his support of [[Palestine|sandniggers]]
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Used Facebook in 2019 to stream his [[high score]] of [[Ramadan]]
* [[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG attention whore suicide
* [[Gleb Korablev]] - Nya, poka!
* [[Naxinet]] - Who immortalized Ronnie in [[Friday Night Funkin'|Monday Mornin' Live Leakin']].
* [[Shuaiby]] - Notable [[r9k]] aspie who ate a bullet live on [[Discord]]

==External Links==
* {{WPD|h/suicide/post/208988/the-best-quality-available-of-ronnie|Highest quality + chatlogs}} and {{WPD|h/suicide/post/279030/suicide-of-ronnie-mcnutt-ai-upscaled|AI upscale if you're into that shit}}
* <s>{{Fb|Thecomicguy|His RIP Facebook page}}.</s> [[RIP|The fake one got baleeted]]. '''Darn this one got Shoah'd as well.''' {{Archive|R6Xp0|(Archive)}}
* {{yt|u|InhidiSpurds|Ronnie's old YouTube channel}}
* {{Twitter|Hinderless|Ronnie's Twitter}}
* [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/215119078/ronald-merle-mcnutt Ronnie's memorial] on [[Find a Grave]]
* {{Reddit|awfuleverything/comments/14yx0rj/this_website_i_found_talking_about_ronnie_mcnutt/|Redditors successfully trolled by THIS very page!}} - {{archive|MpedX}}
* {{Ws|Reddit favicon.png|https://old.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/14crmrj/on_the_ronnie_mcnutt_video|Context: The redditors above found this page because of this post, which is a screen shot of an ED user linking this page, although the screen capper crossed out the link}}
* {{Reddit|F2Games_Gorebox/comments/1jj8kmj/very_disrespectful_ronnie_mcnutt_map_i_found_on/|Gorebox map of Nutt's room}}. Includes pics of [[Auschwitz]] and [[ER]]. - {{archive|qmvDU}}
* {{Reddit|Terraria/comments/yc09us/made_ronnie_mcnutt_in_terraria/|Autists in Terraria recreated him}} - {{archive|glkVR}}

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{{trolls}}
{{Dying alone}}

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[[Category:Facebook]]
[[Category:People|McNutt, Ronnie]]

Ken Ashcorp

2026-05-12T18:55:48Z

PooF9:

{{Virgin}}
{{British}}

[[File:kenashcorpface.png|thumb|250px]]
[[File:vcouldntcareless.png|thumb|200px|Summary of how /v/ responded to him leaving.]]
[[File:kenashcorpisintopegging.png|thumb|300px]]
[[File:kenashcorpstep.png|thumb|200px|Being stepped on by a [[vtuber]].]]
[[File:kenashcorpbedroom.png|thumb|400px|His gooncave.]]
[[File:kenwithzonecosplaygirl.jpg|thumb|200px|]]

'''Ken Ashcorp'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Jonathan Webb''') or '''ForeverPandering''' is a {{age|1991|1|3}}-year-old [[gooning|coomer]] musician who got his start by ''pandering'' to [[4chan]], mainly the [[v/|/v/]] and [[co/|/co/]] boards. He would make music about any topic that was trending on these and got popular doing it, he would then take this success and fuck off to pander to [[Tumblr]]. This was because of the anons of the boards trolling him, which he thought wouldn't happen because he was "our guy". This trolling caused him to delete his channel, cry about it on twitter, block a fuck ton of people, and then come back and disable comments. In his time on [[v/|/v/]] he would suck up to any female e-celeb or [[namefag]] to try to get their attention, mostly by writing songs about them.

Ken is a furry, and his fursona is a lesbian panda, who is into pegging. He has this fursona because he hates how looks, and has facial paralysis. He also hates when you post his face, [[Asking for it|so don't do it!]]

==Music==
===Andrew Dobson===
In his time on [[4chan]] he would make two part video series about [[Andrew Dobson]], most infamously about the scandal of [[Snca|Dobson tracing Big Ben]], which he made a song to accompany it.

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It isn't known if Dobson watched the main video, but he did hear the song, calling it catchy.

====Dobson videos====
*{{Ytlink|q4oNjcoAQ4U|Sins of a Complacent Artist 1}}
*{{Ytlink|M2L_r5JjgbU|Sins of a Complacent Artist 2}}

===Destiny===

When [[Steven Bonnell II]] was originally known for playing [[StarCraft]] and not being a liberal cuckold who sucked a cock, Ken made a song about him. Praising him for his epic skills at the game.

<center><youtube>JQeP0bX4kVY</youtube></center>

===Andy Warski===

Infamous stuttering cokehead and PPP's current boyfriend, was once a skeptic chantard and [[Sargon of Akkad]] bootleg. Which made him prime material for one of Ken's songs.

<center><youtube>ygbmjqE3o</youtube></center>

==Coomer==

[[File:kenashcorpmostrecentpic.png|250px|thumb]]
After his time on 4chan his interests and griftings changed as he started to make songs about sex and [[Animu]]s. Making songs for [[Zone]], Nyanners, and Pippa Pipkins. He has become such a degen that he begged his fans to buy a [[Hentai]] game, saying it's supporting real "artist", and commissioning pegging art of his panda avatar. He is also into [[Vtubers]] and has his own animated furry robot hologram!

==Lyrics==

<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|I'm mesmerized by the way he plays
|Ken jacking off to Destiny playing vidya games.

|I would die to have that voice
And if I could then I would fucking thieve it
|Ken [[Transgender|wishing to be Nyanners]].

|
|

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

==Videos==

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|<youtube>0X39cAqA3V4</youtube>
<center>'''Null rapes Ken'''</center>
|<youtube>y-owZAOKm6w</youtube>
<center>'''Watch a retarded coomer jack off Ken Ashcorp'''</center>
|<youtube>kFZKgf5WG0g</youtube>
<center>'''YEA I KNOW THAT THERES NO PLEASING YOUUUUUUUUUU (dont check the comments it's fucking cancer)'''</center>
|<youtube>j50sO4ghlzg</youtube>
<center>'''Live'''</center>
}}</center>

==Gallery==

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File:KAvtube.png|As a vtuber
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</gallery>|}}

==See Also==
*[[Tom Preston]]
*[[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]]
*[[Egoraptor]]
*[[Eddsworld]] - Made a song for Edd

==External Links==
*{{yt|@|KenAshcorp}}
*{{Twitch|kenashcorp}}
*[https://www.f-list.net/c/kenny%20-%20ken%20ashcorp/ His fursona's fetish list]
*{{Archive|HQfVi|/v/ thread about Ken DFE}}
*{{Wikifur|Ken_Ashcorp|Wikifur}}
*{{Facebook|1=jonathan.webb.71066?mibextid=LQQJ4d|2=Facebook}}
*Email: '''kenashcorp@gmail.com'''

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{{Dying Alone}}

[[Category:People]]

Ronnie McNutt

2026-05-12T18:33:31Z

PooF9:

{{An hero|[[File:Ronnie.gif|link=]]}}
{{Christian hero}}
 
{{ib|[[File:Ronnie McNutt Suicide.gif|250px]] Ronnie McNutt demonstrating why aspies shouldn’t play with guns when they’re drunk AF.}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Ronnie McNuttin''''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Ronald Merle McNutt}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|May 23, 1987}}
{{ibrow|'''Died'''|August 31, 2020 (aged 33)}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|US Army Veteran (formerly) Employee at Toyota Plant Emofag}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|New Albany, [[Mississippi]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:McNutt final post.jpg|thumb|right|BAWWWWW. Somebody call the [[Waaaambulance]]]]
 
{{rainbow|'''HEY GUYS I GUESS THAT'S IT'''}}
 
'''Ronnie McNutt'''{{Christian}} was an [[emo]] [[faggot]] that [[an hero|anheroed]] himself because he was a pathetic loser that nobody cared about. In an effort to get some [[attention whore|attention and feel like he mattered for 5 minutes]] he shot himself while live streaming on [[Facebook]] like a [[Gotis| 12-year-old girl]]. Thanks to Facebook being run by [[asspie|short-bussing special ed kids]] his video wasn’t taken down during his livestream leading up to his death. The video then remained online afterward for hours which allowed [[troll]]s to spread it across the internet for lulz while they created fake accounts in his name pretending to be him.

==McNutt in the Butt Himself==
[[File:Ronnie McNutt orders Chinese food.jpg|thumb|right]]

Ronnie McNutt was famous for having one of the gayest last names in history that also served as his porn name when he starred in various gay [[scat]] videos. He was also known for streaming on Facebook and arguing with his audience about everything from theology to pop culture. In other words, [[Truth|he was a loser with no life]].

Born on May 23, 1987, Ronald "Ronnie" McNutt was an [[Army]] Reserve “veteran” who lived in the American anus known as New Albany, [[Mississippi]], (if you lived there you would probably want to kill yourself too). He had some crap job at a Toyota plant and was a well-known local theater queer. He also co-hosted a shitty podcast called JustUs Geeks where he and another loser named Joshua Steen would talk about [[shit no one cares about]]. He was also a regular [[Christian|church fag]], a [[nerd|member]] of a Comicons club (dork), and wrote comic book reviews (that nobody read) for JustUs Geeks’ lame website.

According to his butt-buddy Joshua Steen, McButt “struggled with depression and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after serving in the Iraq War between June 2007 and March 2008.” This basically means he was a [[crybaby]] that somehow thinks a single year in [[Iraq]] during the “war”, (hardly even a war since the US basically mowed the place in a matter of days), counts as a reason to be a whiny fag for the rest of your life. Like most homos with “depression”, he was really just a loser desperate for attention that took his cozy American life for granted by complaining about how much it sucked, usually on Facebook where he was always streaming for attention.

{{Quote|”I spent many a late night in our studio, via text message, and in-person talking with him about life and his struggles.”| - Joshua Steen talking about how much of his time Ronnie used to waste. You’re free now, Josh!}}

==The Suicide==
[[File:RonnieMcNuttTombstone.png|thumb|right|Rest in peace, [[Lie|you will be missed]].]]
Whether Ronnie actually meant to kill himself, or he was just a drunk retard playing with a rifle that he [[I accidentally X|accidentally the whole trigger]], has yet to be determined. It’s most likely the latter. More than 200 of his aspie friends and family responded to his stream by doing nothing. All they had to do was pretend to love and care about him, or maybe kick his door down and stop him after it was obvious what he was doing, but apparently, they didn’t care enough to do anything except trying to call him and messaging him on Facebook in an effort to stop him from [[Kurt Cobain]]ing himself.

If anyone is to blame, besides Jim Beam, it would be the dipshit police standing outside of his apartment who could have easily broken his door down and saved his life. Since he had already fired the gun once before by accident, putting his surrounding neighbors’ lives at risk, they had ''clear'' reason to bust into his apartment and stop him. Instead, they stood outside watching his live stream while laughing hysterically at how much of an autistic drunk retard he was. It was pretty obvious by then that no one really gave a shit about this asshole and that he would [[loser|not be missed]].

{{quote|Hey guys! I guess that's it.|''Ronnie McNutt''}}
[[File:RonnieMcNuttVideo.mp4|thumb|center|800px|The video]]

==Facebook’s Response==
[[File:Facebook Trolling Ronnie McNutt.jpg|thumb|right|Facebook trolling Ron’s brother.]]

Facebook decided to troll Ronnie's brother who repeatedly asked them to take down the video while Ron was drunk ranting, playing with his gun (and misfiring it at his surrounding neighbors) while talking about offing himself. That apparently doesn’t count as “encouraging suicide or self-harm” according to the trolls over at Facebook. They then proceeded to laugh in his family’s face after his death while avoiding any and all responsibility for not doing their jobs.

On top of refusing to take down the video when they obviously should have, they also left the video up for hours after his death because splitting your head open like a grape is A-OK in [[Mark Zuckerberg|Mark Zuck's]] book. This led to several trolls (probably Facebook employees) copying it and sharing it across the internet. This resulted in many lulz online as children on apps like [[TikTok]] got to see a graphic video of a man shooting himself with a rifle as they were scrolling through various [[E-girls and e-boys|e-girl]] dances and cat videos. This caused many parents to chimp out, blaming Facebook for their precious [[ADHD]] riddled child [[lol|being traumatized for life]].

==Ronnie’s Resurrection==

[[File:Ronnie Resurrection.jpg|thumb|right|Ronnie has risen again just like [[Jesus]] Christ himself!!]]

[[Fake News|Since Ronnie was clearly such a lovable person everyone enjoyed listening to]], the many trolls that were harassing his family by posting his suicide video everywhere online refused to let him stay dead. Shortly after his death video went viral they proceeded to resurrect him by creating a fake Facebook account in his name pretending to be him. It was there that they claimed the video was actually a hoax put on by Ronnie so that he could get away from it all for a while. This resulted in ever more lulz online as people really believed these hilarious lies.

Needless to say, Ronnie will go down in history as one of the lulziest an-heroes of all time. Now he’s annoying Satan in hell by talking about comics and dildos on his new podcast. It was only after his death that Ronnie was truly able to find life in the form of edgy memes. Rest in peace, retard.

==See also==
* [[Aaron Bushnell]] - Set himself on fire live on Twitch to show his support of [[Palestine|sandniggers]]
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Used Facebook in 2019 to stream his [[high score]] of [[Ramadan]]
* [[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG attention whore suicide
* [[Gleb Korablev]] - Nya, poka!
* [[Naxinet]] - Who immortalized Ronnie in [[Friday Night Funkin'|Monday Mornin' Live Leakin']].
* [[Shuaiby]] - Notable [[r9k]] aspie who ate a bullet live on [[Discord]]

==External Links==
* {{WPD|h/suicide/post/208988/the-best-quality-available-of-ronnie|Highest quality + chatlogs}} and {{WPD|h/suicide/post/279030/suicide-of-ronnie-mcnutt-ai-upscaled|AI upscale if you're into that shit}}
* <s>{{Fb|Thecomicguy|His RIP Facebook page}}.</s> [[RIP|The fake one got baleeted]]. '''Darn this one got Shoah'd as well.''' {{Archive|R6Xp0|(Archive)}}
* {{yt|u|InhidiSpurds|Ronnie's old YouTube channel}}
* {{Twitter|Hinderless|Ronnie's Twitter}}
* [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/215119078/ronald-merle-mcnutt Ronnie's memorial] on [[Find a Grave]]
* {{Reddit|awfuleverything/comments/14yx0rj/this_website_i_found_talking_about_ronnie_mcnutt/|Redditors successfully trolled by THIS very page!}} - {{archive|MpedX}}
* {{Reddit|awfuleverything/comments/14crmrj/on_the_ronnie_mcnutt_video|Context: The redditors above found this page because of this post, which is a screen shot of an ED user linking this page, although the screencaper crossed out the link}}
* {{Reddit|F2Games_Gorebox/comments/1jj8kmj/very_disrespectful_ronnie_mcnutt_map_i_found_on/|Gorebox map of Nutt's room}}. Includes pics of [[Auschwitz]] and [[ER]]. - {{archive|qmvDU}}
* {{Reddit|Terraria/comments/yc09us/made_ronnie_mcnutt_in_terraria/|Autists in Terraria recreated him}} - {{archive|glkVR}}

{{anheroes}}
{{Social Media}}
{{trolls}}
{{Dying alone}}

[[Category:2020]]
[[Category:Facebook]]
[[Category:People|McNutt, Ronnie]]

Kill count by website

2026-05-12T18:10:18Z

PooF9: nvm i guess they do. havent edited this page in a while sorry

{{killers}}
[[File:MonitorGun.jpg|right|200px]]
Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.

[[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.

In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:
*Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?
*Did they post foreboding material on any given website?
*Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?
*Did they lure in victims from any given website?
*Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?
*Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?
*Were they radicalized on any given website?
*Would it be funny to include anyways?

[[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.

==Sites==
{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}
===#===
'''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi "Neomugicha" Taniguchi]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[4chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<ref>Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills<ref>{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills (suspected user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills (suspected user)

'''[[55chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills

'''[[8chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 22 kills

===A, B, C===
'''[[Above Top Secret]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills

'''[[Amazon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills

'''[[Bluesky]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Chess.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Clowntobi.nl'''
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill

'''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''
*'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Craigslist]]'''<ref>[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons & Lamar Clemons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba & Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones & Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris & Quentin Lews - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler & Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon & Demonte Easterling - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy & Dominique Clanton - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti & Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith & Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey & Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi & Amanda Knight - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew & Angel Long - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon & Dominique Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles & Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott & Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus & George Carter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay & Saraya Atkins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice & Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney & Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas & Ryan Roth - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis & Rashad Moon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour & Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian & Kayla Dixon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway & Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly & Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter & Violet Walter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones & Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie "Jay" Towns - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton & Akeem Bradford - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford & Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier & Larry Wren III - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin & Latrel Irving - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches & Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure & Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick & Tammi LaFave - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade & Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill<ref>[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner

===D, E, F===
'''[[DeviantART]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin "Skulz" Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Discord]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills

'''Documenting Reality'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Dogola]]chan'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] André Luiz Gil Garcia - 1 kill<ref> https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Kyo_El_Fuego_Sancto</ref>
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Fabiano Kipper Mai]] - 5 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill (alleged user; denied by self)

'''[[eBay]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<ref>[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}</ref>

'''Eestinen.fi'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills

'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])<ref>[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (EDitor, also had a [[Joclings|page]] 7 years before the shooting)<ref>Referred to as a contributor by [https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/extremism-experts-say-discussing-colorado-shooting-suspects-pronouns-rcna58969 this NBC News article].</ref>
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's "[[High Score]]" page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[[Brenton Tarrant#Brenton Was /ourguy/]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)<ref>[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter "Bob8466" Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]/[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] - 0 kills (EDitor, arrested for planning a school stabbing)<ref>[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain Forum member arrested for planning a school stabbing in Spain] - [[media:ForcedMeme arrested Columbine forum.png|'''(Uncensored post)''']] {{wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain|20260412045138}} {{archive|pUp9A}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, an hero'd before he could do anything)<ref>[[James Seevakumaran#Background]]</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})<ref>[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]] {{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Unknown]] - 0 kills (alleged reader, got arrested before he could do anything)

'''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill

'''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills

'''[[Facebook]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025_Mannheim_car_attack|Alexander Scheuermann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's</ref>
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Doerman killings|Chad Doerman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Christophe Belgembe]] - 1 kill
*[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix & Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Hodgkinson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Lex Ashton]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Owen Lawrence]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills
*[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Vincent Fuller]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John David LaDue|John David LaDue]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.|John L. Schultz IV & Donald V. Robin Jr.]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Fetlife]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield & Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron & {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor & Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill

'''[[Flickr]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Freesound.org'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills

'''[[FurAffinity]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Gab.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills

'''[[Grindr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress & Michelle Brandes - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] Unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti

'''[[Hispachan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] Unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl "MegaByte" Robles

'''Hispachat'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills

'''Home Page of the Dead'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills

'''[[ICQ]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill

'''[[iFunny]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel "Saboteur" Woodward]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills

'''[[Instagram]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025 Munich car attack|Farhad Noori]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[IRC]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<ref>IRC Galleria</ref>

===J, K, L===

'''Judge.me'''
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (confirmed lurker)<ref>{{archive|SOpi7|Tweet}} about {{Kf|soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-845#post-20100162|this post by Suenonym}}.</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[you|General userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''Knuddels'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills

'''Kotikemia'''
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills

'''[[Letterboxd]]'''
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 University of Nevada, Las Vegas shooting|Anthony Polito]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Death of James Yoo|James Yoo]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 shooting of Palestinian students in Burlington, Vermont|Jason Eaton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raissa Kengne - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators|Vance Luther Boelter]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''[[LiveJournal]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''Looksmax.org'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills

===M, N, O===
'''Meguca'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[MLP Forums]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill

'''[[Monkey.cool]]'''
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills

'''[[MySpace]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Nazi websites (misc.)'''
*'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*'''The Last Rhodesian'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[Newgrounds]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam "Livecorpse" Fulton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas "Sirtom93" Briggs]] - 0 kills

'''[[Nexopia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Cody Legebokoff|Cody Legebokoff]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1n0vjb5/ryan_palmeter_getting_banned_on_3_separate/|Got banned on 3 separate accounts, lol}} {{archive|yckLJ}}</ref>

'''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills

'''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Omegle]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[OnlyFans]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill

'''[[Orkut]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills

===P, Q, R===
'''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill

'''[[Pinterest]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Pornhub]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|IAqJx|hankiebob}}</ref>

'''[[Quora]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills

'''Ratter Chatter'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill

'''[[Reddit]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Aromatic-Candle3042]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Melotte - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill (alleged user)

===S, T, U===
'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode<ref>[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]</ref>
*[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills

'''[[Smogon University]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill

'''[[Snapchat]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John Hagins|John Hagins]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland|Thomas Wyllie & Alex Bolland]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mike Chitwood|Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance]] - 0 kills

'''[[Something Awful]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[SoundCloud]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Taymor Travon McIntyre]] - 2 kills

'''[[Soyjak.party]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills

'''[[Spotify]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Steam]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills

'''[[Stormfront]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Richard Baumhammers|Richard Baumhammers]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Strawpage'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Sv3rige'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills

'''Swipr'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Telegram]]'''
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Đoàn Văn Sáng]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - another prolific zoosadist

'''The Cannibal Cafe'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill

'''[[TikTok]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali "JinnKid" Abulaban - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Casey Anthony]] - 1 kill ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Jon W. Romano|Jon W. Romano]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Patrik Gjrgrev]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>{{tiktok|fly_fly_22}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Timoty G.]] - 0 kills

'''[[Tinder]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill

'''[[Tumblr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|YkBVu|eldigato}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Elizabeth Lecron|Elizabeth Lecron]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] & [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills

'''[[Twitch]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Twitter]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:François Vérove|François Vérove]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod Ramos]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - 2 kills ([[Self-defense|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025_Southport_shooting|Nigel Edge]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[OJ Simpson]] - 2 kills ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Robert J. O'Neill|Robert O'Neill]] - 1 kill ([[Osama bin Laden|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2026 Pawtucket shooting|Roberta Dorgano]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Junko Furuta|Shinji Minato]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tetsuya Yamagami]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - 5 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}

'''[[Usenet]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

===V, W, X===
'''[[VampireFreaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|qSLNV|Digato}}</ref>

'''[[VidLii]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell wiggercell]</ref>

'''[[VK]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[Sascha I.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''Wars Central'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''<ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-22-wpd-users-who|All 22 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}</ref><ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/482685/marseycringe-wpd-users-who-have-killed|WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL - Part 2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Kutch]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Łukasz G.]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archiveorg|NoHumansInvolved|WPD.TV user kills 2 people with axe}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] ??? - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Charlie Slater - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Josephine Simmons Peters - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kevin Hunt - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Nguyễn Xuân Đạt]] - 0 kills (victim of the Vietnamese Butcher)<ref>{{WPD|@datbeheading}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Uriah Garcia - 0 kills

'''[[Wattpad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Wikipedia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[File:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Georg R.|Georg R.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)

'''[[Wrong Planet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[Xanga]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[Yahoo! Answers]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill

'''[[YouTube]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González "Heisenwolf" Nava]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony "Tony48219" Powell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Matthew Frein]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jen Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Justin Mohn]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kurt Sibila - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raphael Trammell - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)
**[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Samuli Saarinen]] - 0 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills

'''Zambian Meat'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] Unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda

==Ranking board==
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
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! WEBSITE
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! REGISTERED PLAYERS
! COUNTRIES
! COMMENTS
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| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]
| [[YouTube]]
| 487
| 81
| 26 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagDenmark.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| "Broadcast Yourself" (killing people)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
| [[Facebook]]
| 392
| 60
| 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
| "Move fast and kill things" "Bringing the world chaos closer together"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[Twitter]]
| 274
| 48
| 16 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Get trending by going amok"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Steam]]
| 192
| 27
| 10 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia]]
| 186
| 12
| 7 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| Nerds who spammed edits in a page for nerd editors
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Craigslist]]
| 145
| 168
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
| Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Instagram]]
| 132
| 35
| 15 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Stormfront]]
| 109
| 8
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| Not bad for a non-mainstream website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
| {{hover|105|8 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| That's us!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MySpace]]
| 91
| 19
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]
| Myspace. YourFuneral.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[4chan]]
| 90
| 11
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| "Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest." - Someone who isn't [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[8chan]]
| 74
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[TikTok]]
| 71
| 28
| 14 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Discord]]
| 69
| 26
| 12 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| *Discord notification sound effect*
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Reddit]]
| 62
| 23
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tumblr]]
| 62
| 11
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, it's only natural that some of them would become killers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Sanctioned Suicide]]
| ~57
| N/A
| 2 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| Instructing people how to become [[an heroes]] for over 30 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]
| 54
| 11
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]
| "Found the job of your life" (hitman)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VK]]
| 50
| 13
| 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Сука блять"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[2channel]] / 5channel
| 46
| 4
| 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]
| ^-^ 先輩
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[eBay]]
| 32
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Well, that's one way to top the charts"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]
| 30
| 15
| 8 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| ShockedBeyondBelief
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Telegram]]
| 26
| 11
| 7 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[DeviantART]]
| 24
| 10
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When [[guro]] just isn't enough."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Twitch]]
| 21
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]
| "You can livestream more than just video games."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Spotify]]
| 21
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Tune into your favourite music to go apeshit"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]
| 21
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Quora]]
| 19
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Dogolachan
| 18
| 5
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
| A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the "[[dogola]]" meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Freesound.org
| 18
| 1
| 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]
| Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[LiveJournal]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| "Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Above Top Secret]]
| 16
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Shhh, is a secret!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.
| 14
| 12
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Tinder for Canadian criminals.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[SoundCloud]]
| 13
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| "Music for my ears"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pinterest]]
| 13
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| "Your victims' photos goes there"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grindr]]
| 12
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]
| "AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FurAffinity]]
| 12
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "[[OwO whats this..?]]... A body!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[55chan]]
| 12
| 2
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
| 12
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Gab.ai]]
| 11
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Amazon]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "Delivery for your corpse"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[IRC]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Internet Relay Chat; technically not a website but I'm counting it anyways.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tinder]]
| 9
| 7
| 5 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Meet hot chicks or fags, get killed by them with pleasure and love."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Snapchat]]
| 9
| 6
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Put a filter on your face for the bloodbath."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]
| 9
| 4
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Where can I take you, sir?" (death)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]
| 9
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]]
| Tinder copycat.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Newgrounds]]
| 9
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "When faggots go Madness Combat IRL."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]
| 9
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Home Page of the Dead
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum for discussing zombie movies and media. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Nazi.org
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Home of the National Socialist Green Party. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Last Rhodesian
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The personal website of [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fetlife]]
| 8
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VampireFreaks]]
| 8
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]]
| I am a vampire, [[Habeeb it|believe it]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Kiwi Farms]]
| 8
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Surprisingly low despite what the media claims about this website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru
| 8
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Nexopia]]
| 7
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Documenting Reality
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| An [[imageboard]] dedicated to documenting true crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]
| 6
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Open a blog about your murder spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Kotikemia
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| A Finnish online forum for amateur chemists
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Early 2010's tinder
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Another Tinder alike website, notoriously used by [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Yahoo! Answers]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Something Awful]]
| 5
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wattpad]]
| 4
| 4
| 3 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When your [[E&D]] fanfics come true:"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums
| 4
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Soyjak.party]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ex-Pentecostal Forums
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[OnlyFans]]
| 3
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]
| "See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Usenet]]
| 3
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Xanga]]
| 3
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Chess.com]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Be a chess champion, like Pichushkin"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Eestinen.fi
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Some Estonian news site notably used by [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Hispachat
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| Not [[Hispachan]], retard.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Orkut]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| To roleplay murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Zambian Meat
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]
| A cannibal fetish website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Hispachan]]
| 2
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| [[Spic]]/[[dago]] 4chan ripoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bloodshows.com]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. Their one and only high scorer was their owner, [[Joe Frankulin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Knuddels
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| A German dating site.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Meguca
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| An obscure anime-oriented [[imageboard]] that [[Stephan Balliet]] leaked his manifesto onto.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MLP Forums]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "My Little Pillage"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pornhub]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Here comes the money shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Swipr
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A "friend-making" app that [[Natalie Rupnow]] nearly got groomed on.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wrong Planet]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VidLii]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| With how many mass shooter edits are posted here, there surprisingly hasn't been more.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Omegle]]
| 1
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bluesky]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Foodist]] clone of [[Kiwi Farms]] that [[Solomon Henderson]] was notably groomed by.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Clowntobi.nl
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBelgium.png]]
| Official page of [[Kevin Lapeire|Belgian John Wayne Gacy]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[ICQ]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPalestine.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Judge.me
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCroatia.png]]
| "This knife is quite dull"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Letterboxd]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagChile.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[NoLimitsFun]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]]
| A child porn site run by [[Peter Scully]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ratter Chatter
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board and chat room dedicated to the discussion of [[dog|rat terriers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Smogon University]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Strawpage
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Cannibal Cafe
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| The cannibalism fetish website where [[Armin Meiwes]] famously met his victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Wars Central
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| A fan site for [[Advance Wars]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Looksmax.org
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Monkey.cool]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Sv3rige
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| Website created by Goatis/Sv3rige
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Flickr]]
| ?
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
</table>}}

==See Also==
*[[High Score]]
*[[Internet killers]]
*[[LJ killers]]
*{{WPD|h/social/post/371875/kill-count-by-website|Collaborative sister project on WPD.}}
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{{portals|websites|socialmedia}}
{{High Scores}}
[[category:Murder]]
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Kill count by website

2026-05-12T18:09:20Z

PooF9: suicides dont count

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[[File:MonitorGun.jpg|right|200px]]
Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.

[[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.

In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:
*Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?
*Did they post foreboding material on any given website?
*Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?
*Did they lure in victims from any given website?
*Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?
*Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?
*Were they radicalized on any given website?
*Would it be funny to include anyways?

[[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.

==Sites==
{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}
===#===
'''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi "Neomugicha" Taniguchi]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[4chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<ref>Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills<ref>{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills (suspected user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills (suspected user)

'''[[55chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills

'''[[8chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 22 kills

===A, B, C===
'''[[Above Top Secret]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills

'''[[Amazon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills

'''[[Bluesky]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Chess.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Clowntobi.nl'''
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill

'''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''
*'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Craigslist]]'''<ref>[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons & Lamar Clemons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba & Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones & Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris & Quentin Lews - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler & Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon & Demonte Easterling - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy & Dominique Clanton - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti & Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith & Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey & Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi & Amanda Knight - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew & Angel Long - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon & Dominique Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles & Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott & Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus & George Carter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay & Saraya Atkins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice & Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney & Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas & Ryan Roth - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis & Rashad Moon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour & Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian & Kayla Dixon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway & Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly & Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter & Violet Walter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones & Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie "Jay" Towns - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton & Akeem Bradford - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford & Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier & Larry Wren III - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin & Latrel Irving - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches & Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure & Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick & Tammi LaFave - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade & Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill<ref>[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner

===D, E, F===
'''[[DeviantART]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin "Skulz" Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Discord]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills

'''Documenting Reality'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Dogola]]chan'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] André Luiz Gil Garcia - 1 kill<ref> https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Kyo_El_Fuego_Sancto</ref>
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Fabiano Kipper Mai]] - 5 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill (alleged user; denied by self)

'''[[eBay]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<ref>[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}</ref>

'''Eestinen.fi'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills

'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])<ref>[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (EDitor, also had a [[Joclings|page]] 7 years before the shooting)<ref>Referred to as a contributor by [https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/extremism-experts-say-discussing-colorado-shooting-suspects-pronouns-rcna58969 this NBC News article].</ref>
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's "[[High Score]]" page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[[Brenton Tarrant#Brenton Was /ourguy/]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)<ref>[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter "Bob8466" Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]/[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] - 0 kills (EDitor, arrested for planning a school stabbing)<ref>[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain Forum member arrested for planning a school stabbing in Spain] - [[media:ForcedMeme arrested Columbine forum.png|'''(Uncensored post)''']] {{wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain|20260412045138}} {{archive|pUp9A}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, an hero'd before he could do anything)<ref>[[James Seevakumaran#Background]]</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})<ref>[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]] {{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Unknown]] - 0 kills (alleged reader, got arrested before he could do anything)

'''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill

'''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills

'''[[Facebook]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025_Mannheim_car_attack|Alexander Scheuermann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's</ref>
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Doerman killings|Chad Doerman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Christophe Belgembe]] - 1 kill
*[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix & Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Hodgkinson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Lex Ashton]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Owen Lawrence]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills
*[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Vincent Fuller]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John David LaDue|John David LaDue]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.|John L. Schultz IV & Donald V. Robin Jr.]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Fetlife]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield & Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron & {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor & Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill

'''[[Flickr]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Freesound.org'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills

'''[[FurAffinity]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Gab.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills

'''[[Grindr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress & Michelle Brandes - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] Unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti

'''[[Hispachan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] Unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl "MegaByte" Robles

'''Hispachat'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills

'''Home Page of the Dead'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills

'''[[ICQ]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill

'''[[iFunny]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel "Saboteur" Woodward]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills

'''[[Instagram]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025 Munich car attack|Farhad Noori]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[IRC]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<ref>IRC Galleria</ref>

===J, K, L===

'''Judge.me'''
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (confirmed lurker)<ref>{{archive|SOpi7|Tweet}} about {{Kf|soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-845#post-20100162|this post by Suenonym}}.</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[you|General userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''Knuddels'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills

'''Kotikemia'''
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills

'''[[Letterboxd]]'''
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 University of Nevada, Las Vegas shooting|Anthony Polito]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Death of James Yoo|James Yoo]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 shooting of Palestinian students in Burlington, Vermont|Jason Eaton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raissa Kengne - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators|Vance Luther Boelter]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''[[LiveJournal]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''Looksmax.org'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills

===M, N, O===
'''Meguca'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[MLP Forums]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill

'''[[Monkey.cool]]'''
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills

'''[[MySpace]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Nazi websites (misc.)'''
*'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*'''The Last Rhodesian'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[Newgrounds]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam "Livecorpse" Fulton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas "Sirtom93" Briggs]] - 0 kills

'''[[Nexopia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Cody Legebokoff|Cody Legebokoff]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1n0vjb5/ryan_palmeter_getting_banned_on_3_separate/|Got banned on 3 separate accounts, lol}} {{archive|yckLJ}}</ref>

'''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills

'''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Omegle]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[OnlyFans]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill

'''[[Orkut]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills

===P, Q, R===
'''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill

'''[[Pinterest]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Pornhub]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|IAqJx|hankiebob}}</ref>

'''[[Quora]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills

'''Ratter Chatter'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill

'''[[Reddit]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Aromatic-Candle3042]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Melotte - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill (alleged user)

===S, T, U===
'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode<ref>[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]</ref>
*[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills

'''[[Smogon University]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill

'''[[Snapchat]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John Hagins|John Hagins]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland|Thomas Wyllie & Alex Bolland]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mike Chitwood|Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance]] - 0 kills

'''[[Something Awful]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[SoundCloud]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Taymor Travon McIntyre]] - 2 kills

'''[[Soyjak.party]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills

'''[[Spotify]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Steam]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills

'''[[Stormfront]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Richard Baumhammers|Richard Baumhammers]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Strawpage'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Sv3rige'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills

'''Swipr'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Telegram]]'''
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Đoàn Văn Sáng]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - another prolific zoosadist

'''The Cannibal Cafe'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill

'''[[TikTok]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali "JinnKid" Abulaban - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Casey Anthony]] - 1 kill ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Jon W. Romano|Jon W. Romano]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Patrik Gjrgrev]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>{{tiktok|fly_fly_22}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Timoty G.]] - 0 kills

'''[[Tinder]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill

'''[[Tumblr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|YkBVu|eldigato}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Elizabeth Lecron|Elizabeth Lecron]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] & [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills

'''[[Twitch]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Twitter]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:François Vérove|François Vérove]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod Ramos]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - 2 kills ([[Self-defense|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025_Southport_shooting|Nigel Edge]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[OJ Simpson]] - 2 kills ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Robert J. O'Neill|Robert O'Neill]] - 1 kill ([[Osama bin Laden|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2026 Pawtucket shooting|Roberta Dorgano]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Junko Furuta|Shinji Minato]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tetsuya Yamagami]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}

'''[[Usenet]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

===V, W, X===
'''[[VampireFreaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|qSLNV|Digato}}</ref>

'''[[VidLii]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell wiggercell]</ref>

'''[[VK]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[Sascha I.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''Wars Central'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''<ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-22-wpd-users-who|All 22 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}</ref><ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/482685/marseycringe-wpd-users-who-have-killed|WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL - Part 2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Kutch]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Łukasz G.]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archiveorg|NoHumansInvolved|WPD.TV user kills 2 people with axe}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] ??? - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Charlie Slater - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Josephine Simmons Peters - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kevin Hunt - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Nguyễn Xuân Đạt]] - 0 kills (victim of the Vietnamese Butcher)<ref>{{WPD|@datbeheading}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Uriah Garcia - 0 kills

'''[[Wattpad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Wikipedia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[File:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Georg R.|Georg R.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)

'''[[Wrong Planet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[Xanga]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[Yahoo! Answers]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill

'''[[YouTube]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González "Heisenwolf" Nava]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony "Tony48219" Powell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Matthew Frein]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jen Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Justin Mohn]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kurt Sibila - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raphael Trammell - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)
**[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Samuli Saarinen]] - 0 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills

'''Zambian Meat'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] Unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda

==Ranking board==
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
! WEBSITE
! TOTAL KILLS
! REGISTERED PLAYERS
! COUNTRIES
! COMMENTS
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| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]
| [[YouTube]]
| 487
| 81
| 26 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagDenmark.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| "Broadcast Yourself" (killing people)
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| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
| [[Facebook]]
| 392
| 60
| 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
| "Move fast and kill things" "Bringing the world chaos closer together"
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| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[Twitter]]
| 274
| 48
| 16 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Get trending by going amok"
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| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Steam]]
| 192
| 27
| 10 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.
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| [[Wikipedia]]
| 186
| 12
| 7 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| Nerds who spammed edits in a page for nerd editors
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| _row_count
| [[Craigslist]]
| 145
| 168
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
| Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though.
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| [[Instagram]]
| 132
| 35
| 15 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.
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| [[Stormfront]]
| 109
| 8
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| Not bad for a non-mainstream website.
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| _row_count
| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
| {{hover|105|8 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| That's us!
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| [[MySpace]]
| 91
| 19
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]
| Myspace. YourFuneral.
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| _row_count
| [[4chan]]
| 90
| 11
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| "Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest." - Someone who isn't [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
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| [[8chan]]
| 74
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!"
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| _row_count
| [[TikTok]]
| 71
| 28
| 14 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.
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| [[Discord]]
| 69
| 26
| 12 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| *Discord notification sound effect*
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| [[Reddit]]
| 62
| 23
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.
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| [[Tumblr]]
| 62
| 11
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, it's only natural that some of them would become killers.
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| _row_count
| [[Sanctioned Suicide]]
| ~57
| N/A
| 2 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| Instructing people how to become [[an heroes]] for over 30 years.
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| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]
| 54
| 11
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]
| "Found the job of your life" (hitman)
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| _row_count
| [[VK]]
| 50
| 13
| 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Сука блять"
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| _row_count
| [[2channel]] / 5channel
| 46
| 4
| 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]
| ^-^ 先輩
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| _row_count
| [[eBay]]
| 32
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Well, that's one way to top the charts"
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| _row_count
| [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]
| 30
| 15
| 8 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.
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| _row_count
| ShockedBeyondBelief
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].
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| _row_count
| [[Telegram]]
| 26
| 11
| 7 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.
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| [[DeviantART]]
| 24
| 10
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When [[guro]] just isn't enough."
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| _row_count
| [[Twitch]]
| 21
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]
| "You can livestream more than just video games."
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| _row_count
| [[Spotify]]
| 21
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Tune into your favourite music to go apeshit"
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| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]
| 21
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.
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| _row_count
| [[Quora]]
| 19
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
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|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Dogolachan
| 18
| 5
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
| A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the "[[dogola]]" meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.
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| _row_count
| Freesound.org
| 18
| 1
| 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]
| Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[LiveJournal]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| "Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real"
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| _row_count
| [[Above Top Secret]]
| 16
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Shhh, is a secret!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.
| 14
| 12
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Tinder for Canadian criminals.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[SoundCloud]]
| 13
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| "Music for my ears"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pinterest]]
| 13
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| "Your victims' photos goes there"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grindr]]
| 12
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]
| "AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them."
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| _row_count
| [[FurAffinity]]
| 12
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "[[OwO whats this..?]]... A body!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[55chan]]
| 12
| 2
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
| 12
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Gab.ai]]
| 11
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Amazon]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "Delivery for your corpse"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[IRC]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Internet Relay Chat; technically not a website but I'm counting it anyways.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tinder]]
| 9
| 7
| 5 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Meet hot chicks or fags, get killed by them with pleasure and love."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Snapchat]]
| 9
| 6
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Put a filter on your face for the bloodbath."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]
| 9
| 4
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Where can I take you, sir?" (death)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]
| 9
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]]
| Tinder copycat.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Newgrounds]]
| 9
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "When faggots go Madness Combat IRL."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]
| 9
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Home Page of the Dead
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum for discussing zombie movies and media. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Nazi.org
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Home of the National Socialist Green Party. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Last Rhodesian
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The personal website of [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fetlife]]
| 8
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VampireFreaks]]
| 8
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]]
| I am a vampire, [[Habeeb it|believe it]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Kiwi Farms]]
| 8
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Surprisingly low despite what the media claims about this website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru
| 8
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Nexopia]]
| 7
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Documenting Reality
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| An [[imageboard]] dedicated to documenting true crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]
| 6
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Open a blog about your murder spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Kotikemia
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| A Finnish online forum for amateur chemists
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Early 2010's tinder
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Another Tinder alike website, notoriously used by [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Yahoo! Answers]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Something Awful]]
| 5
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wattpad]]
| 4
| 4
| 3 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When your [[E&D]] fanfics come true:"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums
| 4
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Soyjak.party]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ex-Pentecostal Forums
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[OnlyFans]]
| 3
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]
| "See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Usenet]]
| 3
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Xanga]]
| 3
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Chess.com]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Be a chess champion, like Pichushkin"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Eestinen.fi
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Some Estonian news site notably used by [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Hispachat
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| Not [[Hispachan]], retard.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Orkut]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| To roleplay murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Zambian Meat
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]
| A cannibal fetish website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Hispachan]]
| 2
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| [[Spic]]/[[dago]] 4chan ripoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bloodshows.com]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. Their one and only high scorer was their owner, [[Joe Frankulin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Knuddels
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| A German dating site.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Meguca
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| An obscure anime-oriented [[imageboard]] that [[Stephan Balliet]] leaked his manifesto onto.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MLP Forums]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "My Little Pillage"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pornhub]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Here comes the money shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Swipr
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A "friend-making" app that [[Natalie Rupnow]] nearly got groomed on.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wrong Planet]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VidLii]]
| 1
| 2
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| 1
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| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
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==See Also==
*[[High Score]]
*[[Internet killers]]
*[[LJ killers]]
*{{WPD|h/social/post/371875/kill-count-by-website|Collaborative sister project on WPD.}}
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2026-05-12T15:51:35Z

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== May 2026 ==

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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 22, 2026|May 22, 2026]] - [[Goth]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 12, 2026|May 12, 2026]] - [[Communism]]
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== April 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 30, 2026|April 30, 2026]] - [[Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 29, 2026|April 29, 2026]] - [[Johnny Somali]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 28, 2026|April 28, 2026]] - [[Copycat killers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 27, 2026|April 27, 2026]] - [[Copycat killers]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 26, 2026|April 26, 2026]] - [[Gooning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 25, 2026|April 25, 2026]] - [[Gooning]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 24, 2026|April 24, 2026]] - [[Jasmine Richardson]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 23, 2026|April 23, 2026]] - [[Jasmine Richardson]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 22, 2026|April 22, 2026]] - [[Jason Thomas Nichols]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 21, 2026|April 21, 2026]] - [[Jason Thomas Nichols]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 20, 2026|April 20, 2026]] - [[Drug]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 19, 2026|April 19, 2026]] - [[Drug]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 18, 2026|April 18, 2026]] - [[Archive.is]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 17, 2026|April 17, 2026]] - [[Archive.is]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 16, 2026|April 16, 2026]] - [[Creationist]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 14, 2026|April 14, 2026]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 12, 2026|April 12, 2026]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 9, 2026|April 9, 2026]] - [[Roblox]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 8, 2026|April 8, 2026]] - [[Operation: Fat Fuck]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 7, 2026|April 7, 2026]] - [[Operation: Fat Fuck]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 6, 2026|April 6, 2026]] - [[Easter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 5, 2026|April 5, 2026]] - [[Easter]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 4, 2026|April 4, 2026]] - [[Jews]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 3, 2026|April 3, 2026]] - [[Jews]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 2, 2026|April 2, 2026]] - [[I did it for the lulz]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 1, 2026|April 1, 2026]] - [[I did it for the lulz]]

== March 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 31, 2026|March 31, 2026]] - [[Animator320]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 29, 2026|March 29, 2026]] - [[Ariana Grande]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 28, 2026|March 28, 2026]] - [[Ariana Grande]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 27, 2026|March 27, 2026]] - [[Richard Spenser]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 26, 2026|March 26, 2026]] - [[Richard Spenser]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 25, 2026|March 25, 2026]] - [[Plagiarism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 24, 2026|March 24, 2026]] - [[Plagiarism]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 23, 2026|March 23, 2026]] - [[Chuck Norris]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 19, 2026|March 19, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 18, 2026|March 18, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 8, 2026|March 8, 2026]] - [[Muslim Massacre]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 7, 2026|March 7, 2026]] - [[Muslim Massacre]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 3, 2026|March 3, 2026]] - [[Inflation art]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 2, 2026|March 2, 2026]] - [[Mary Bell]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 1, 2026|March 1, 2026]] - [[Mary Bell]]

== February 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 28, 2026|February 28, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 27, 2026|February 27, 2026]] - [[KOSA]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 26, 2026|February 26, 2026]] - [[Incontinence]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 25, 2026|February 25, 2026]] - [[Incontinence]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 24, 2026|February 24, 2026]] - [[764]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 23, 2026|February 23, 2026]] - [[764]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 22, 2026|February 22, 2026]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 21, 2026|February 21, 2026]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 20, 2026|February 20, 2026]] - [[Foxler Nightfire]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 19, 2026|February 19, 2026]] - [[Foxler Nightfire]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 18, 2026|February 18, 2026]] - [[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 17, 2026|February 17, 2026]] - [[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 16, 2026|February 16, 2026]] - [[Love]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 15, 2026|February 15, 2026]] - [[Love]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 14, 2026|February 14, 2026]] - [[Faggot]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 12, 2026|February 12, 2026]] - [[Meow Wars]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 11, 2026|February 11, 2026]] - [[Meow Wars]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 10, 2026|February 10, 2026]] - [[Black History Month]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 6, 2026|February 6, 2026]] - [[Stupid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 5, 2026|February 5, 2026]] - [[Stupid]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 4, 2026|February 4, 2026]] - [[NIGGER MANUAL]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article Of The Now/February 2, 2026|February 2, 2026]] - [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]
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== January 2026 ==

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 31, 2026|January 31, 2026]] - [[ICE]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 30, 2026|January 30, 2026]] - [[ICE]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 29, 2026|January 29, 2026]] - [[Getting away with it]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 28, 2026|January 28, 2026]] - [[Getting away with it]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 27, 2026|January 27, 2026]] - [[Jew Nersey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 26, 2026|January 26, 2026]] - [[Jew Nersey]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 25, 2026|January 25, 2026]] - [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]]
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 23, 2026|January 23, 2026]] - [[DINDUNUFFIN]]
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<big>Leave messages below; newest/new ones go at the bottom, or just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=User_talk:CrackRabbit&action=edit&section=new click here] to start a new one. i will reply on your talk page.</big>

== LEGIT Q ==

Do you have the pic that's like "What's all this racket..." [blah blah blah] "...it's VAPORWAVE dad..." [blah blah blah] "This is just slowed down Diana Ross faggot" [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 18:39, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

== [[Vaporwave]] ==

I [[Talk:Vaporwave|thought]] we were gonna use this for the [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]]? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama in this article, and last time I checked that's the criteria for a front page Article of the Now on ED.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 07:21, 24 July 2014 (EDT)
:The [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]] don't get any meaningful traffic and looking at the pageviews there is apparently interest in [[Vaporwave]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
:i never at anytime suggested to use it on a portal. 
:{{greentext|> I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama}} 
:1) its not my fault you dont get ironic satire. u prob think lil b and the onion are serious/true. 2)this site covers memes and internet phenommna too and vaporwave could be classified as both, seeing as it is an internet subculture on its own, and a genre. figgot. <nowiki>>:^(</nowiki>--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 01:13, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::The only portal (befittingly) at the bottom of that article is Music, and that's exactly where it got featured. If you can get the boss's permission to allow ED's image to be sacrificed in favor of promoting your favorite obscure music genre, lmk and we'll feature it as AOTN. Otherwise I'm gonna continue doing my job of overseeing the main page.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 01:39, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

{{quote|1=We don't restore incorrectly set AOTNs by "user request" because said user is in yer circle jerk, dude. People are interested in an *ED article* about Vaporwave, not one that jerks its peen. Don't try to make it sound like yer actions were anything but you helping out yer online friend, and don't let these "friendships" cause ya to forget what ED is about. I won't waste my time getting into an edit war over it, so finish the fuckin' job and add a timeline to the end of [[Vaporwave]] and complete the one for [[Clarence]]. Like ya said back when we used to IRC, you and I are nothing alike.|2=[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASchnookums&action=historysubmit&diff=659105&oldid=657779 Sickpuppy]}}

He must be trolling us because there is no way he could be taking an AOTN so seriously. Also didn't you ask Meepsheep to restore that page but he was away? I saw your request hours later and took care of it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 04:22, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

:Yes of course you can set it as AOTN, don't take shit from anyone. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 17:20, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::{{like|[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]}} 01:17, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

== featured article ==

lol rip{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 18:06, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

== RE:user request ==

I've restored [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 4, 2014|Article of the Now/August 4]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

== k ==

Still put them on talk page,right?--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 00:21, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

== re:yo ==

You can message me in IRC. I'm just leveling a druid for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion but I am not going anywhere. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 12:12, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

==Query==
Do you disagree with any criticism of Phil or are you just doing some kind of ad hominem revert. I want to know if you plan to do this based on content or if you plan to revert all my edits. [[File:TI.jpg|15px|link=User talk:T]] 01:52, 26 November 2014 (EST)

== Site Notice ==

I'll put it up, tell me verbatim how you want it to go--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:03, 3 December 2014 (EST)

== yes hello ==

what exactly is your problem now? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 16:04, 13 December 2014 (EST)

== please elaborate ==

Get back to me and elaborate more on that. All i got was that someone has a pic (?) On you. I can't have people threatening or blackmailing my staff and even if u don't coke back it would help out future staff, not to mention me and ed in general. Get back to me please and give me a please with the whole story so i can fix whatever the problem is so it doesn't happen again. You were a valued member of this website and if someone is pulling some shit like i think they are pulling i want to know. Please hit me back and let me know. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:33, 14 December 2014 (EST)

== Thanks for those corrections in [[Pigchan]] ==

My grammar sucks donkey balls :( --[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]] 27th January 2015

== How do I apply for an EDitor? ==

I noticed you left that comment on my page, and I was just wondering. --[[User:MAjOrA|MAjOrA]] Febuary 14, 11:32 AM

== Afrofag ==

Did you happen to see what [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/February_20,_2015|your hero]] recently did?
<youtube>9ocg4GgVoUQ</youtube>
 [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 11:12, 19 February 2015 (EST)
yeah, he thought she was a heckler, and didnt realize she was a female. not the first time he's attacked a fan who climbed on stage. he threw some guy off stage in december, but it didn't make news bc the person he threw off was MALE. he's seeking rehab for his anxiety, tho imo its pobably the weed paranoia. besides its a well known fact that you dont climb on stage at a concert. ironically, i logged in to post his apology as a VOTN lol.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:10, 20 February 2015 (EST)

:Lol, nice. Someone at work had told me this had happened before I read about it on EDF. When I heard Afroman, I immediately thought of you and your VOTNs. [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 13:33, 20 February 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== Patlalrique‎ ==

would you QOTN that? thx [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 18:54, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

== Miyazaki Article ==

Regarding the article, naturally any about cartoons or anime will have a gallery of rule 34. I uploaded the "safe" ones, but seeing as most of Ghibli's films' protagonists are 14 and under, I was just wondering if uploading 34 of them would be inadvisable. --[[User:Cloudsoda|Cloudsoda]] 02:19, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

== dildomail ==

hi: drop me a line and i will send you a temp password which will then need to be changed at the webmail interface at mail.dildomail.com, or have Meepsheep drop me a line if you can't. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:06, 17 July 2015 (EDT)
*or, pm me on IRC after i'm done smokin a cig. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:40, 19 July 2015 (EDT)

== Sysop ==

Congrats nigga. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 13:43, 23 November 2015 (EST)
:He's had admin before, but he took some time off. {{user:NKO/sig}} 13:57, 23 November 2015 (EST)
::Congrats, dude! You deserve it (apparently again:)! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:33, 27 November 2015 (EST)

== VOTN ==

Remember to add videos to the [[VOTN]] page when you add one to a date kthx. I'm assuming you just forgot, cuz you should know that by now. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:48, 28 November 2015 (EST)
::sorry, i just forgot.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 19:19, 29 November 2015 (EST)

== Bans ==

{{quote|(show/hide) 18:46, November 27, 2015 CrackRabbit ræped Lolyunohavgudsoftware with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (STOP FUCKING ADDING CATEGORIES FOR EVERY PIC, STOP MAKING NEW USELESS CATEGORIES) }}
 
Talk to someone if you have a problem with what they are doing, don't just ban our most active users for stupid shit. This is why you keep losing ur ops. And also consult with me, hal, ilovejesus69 or schnookums before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 02:32, 29 November 2015 (EST)

{{quote|before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group}}

: if someone is a regular user and they contribute on a regular basis or have been around for a while, please consult with us anyways. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 05:52, 29 November 2015 (EST)

*Did I offend you? You have only been editing one day a month since I said this to you. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 10:53, 25 January 2017 (EST)
:no? idk why you would think that... havent had as much time to edit as i used to, and my computer wasnt working. got a new macbook so now ill be editing moar.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:08, 25 January 2017 (EST)
::Ah ok, just making sure. I drove a few people off a couple/few months ago after I quit drinking and broke up with adezero. My brain is confusing people apparently lol. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 11:21, 25 January 2017 (EST)

==Why Are You Taking Out The Placeholders==
I'm working on that right now, digging through hundreds of articles is slow though, it's taking me a couple hours to find each one. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:05, 8 March 2016 (EST)
::no need for placeholders on a mainspace article really... if it causes u 2 sperg out so bad, use the <nowiki></nowiki> markup shit so that ppl reading the article dont have to see a bunch of unrelated non-content.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 22:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)

Mainspace article? LOL WUT, 18 hours ago it was a random stub with one paragraph about some random animoo shit. I'm literally working on this right now, I am actually in the direct process of editing the stub and turning it into an actual article. It's like you're reversing someone's edits as they're in the process of editing an article. LOL Why don't you do something constructive and help me find the FaceBook link to the Star Wars toy break dance article. Or go screen cap one of the Kanye "Twitter updates" (preferably one of them that has funny comments). Seriously do you know how many shit articles Wired craps out in a day? Trying to find a specific piece of polished turd within the mountain of crap isn't easy. You could add some more text too. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:44, 8 March 2016 (EST)

: [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=CrackRabbit this] should find something better to do than bother [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Spiders this] person. he can use all the placeholders he wants i don't care. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 09:27, 9 March 2016 (EST)

== Tomoko ==

I see you must like her, Watamote is an interesting anime, but I don't see her connection to America. Surely, if anything, Captain America would fit in. Tomoko is Japanese... technically. [[User:Anoned|Anoned]] 03:25, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

== Portals ==

Hey, I don't mean to be rude but you forgot to add [[Gab.ai]] to the Social Media featured article archive (I did it for you), try to remember next time. [[User:Wonka's Wild Willy|OOMPA LOOMPA ]][[User Talk:Wonka's Wild Willy| WORK FACTORY]] 12:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)

== New Right==
TL;DR Sibin flushed it, because he hates kebab. {{archive|ahrVp|There only exists this shitty archive}} 
But it is so bad, you shouldn't use anything from it. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 15:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)

== Hi ==
{{approve4|contributing stuff}}

keep writing more shit for ED man -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 16:27, 16 February 2017 (EST)

== u SUCK ==

<nowiki>:3</nowiki> [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 01:43, 3 March 2017 (EST)

== cl0r0x ==

You give Clorox back to me right now you motherfucker. Her and I should have had children now. Also, "asexual" isn't even a thing you jerkoff douchebag. _ [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 22:02, 30 April 2017 (EDT)
:Um yeah, sorry, I have delusions now and then. Basically what I told you on Twitter. Sorry, dude. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 16:35, 1 May 2017 (EDT)

== Can you protect all Mr.Enter related articles? ==

These dickriders have been going insane, so maybe protecting the articles will probably make them give up and cry in the corner like a bitchy baby. --[[User:Niglord|Monkey Lord]] [[User talk:Niglord|heil me]] [[file:Crackhead_nigga.png|40px|link=Special:Contributions/Niglord]] 16:56, 30 March 2020 (UTC)

== [[AmericanDad86]] ==
Could you look at deleting this shitty attack article? It's about some random-ass obscure nignog who was on Wikipedia for a couple months and reads like autistic sperging because it is. [[User:2nd Go|2nd Go]] ([[User talk:2nd Go|talk]]) 17:56, 8 May 2020 (UTC)
:You made an account just to tell us to delete this article. It will stay up. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] [[User talk:Zagan|(talk)]] 19:42, 9 May 2020 (UTC)

== thumbnails ==

why are you uploading thumbnails of these pics? arent the full images available from the 2017 archive?-[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] ([[User talk:Boudica|talk]]) 05:59, 7 July 2020 (UTC)

==hello==
Thanks for helping out with GPK, got a few days free now so intend to get more done myself; going to take a look at 'video nasty' but I seem to remember it being a pain in the arse formatting the first time around, the images are all easily replaced though. [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 00:07, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

== Can I join the restoration Team. ==

PLeez.
::[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

== The Jews did WTC gif is missing. We need to get it back. ==

Hey CrackRabbit, could you please ad back the JewsdidWTC Gif back?
:[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

==Good Job==
{{approve2|the restoration work}}
You're a real champ, champ! [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 07:06, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

== Question... ==

Is it true that your lips are painted orange with the tanning spray from Donald Trump's cock? -[[User:J3wzus|Jewzus Christ]] ([[User talk:J3wzus|Talk]]) 05:44 (EDT)

== Quick Question... ==

Why do you hate Onideus so much? [[User:Reverberator|Reverberator]] ([[User talk:Reverberator|Talk]]) 01:43 10 june 2021 (EDT)

== Re:The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg ==

"The title "File talk:Clown Makeup meme - The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg" [[OY VEY|has been banned from creation]]. It matches the following blacklist entry: ^.{71,}$" [[File:Dancing Spiderman.gif]] [[User:Dancing Spiderman|Dancing Spiderman]]

== Apparently Junius Thaddeus killed himself. ==

He apparently couldn't deal with some gay shit and now he's dead. Rest in piss faggot. [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] [[User:Dr. Weed|'''Dr. Weed''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[User talk:Dr. Weed|'''(Talk)''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[Special:Contributions/Dr. Weed|'''(Contribs)''']] [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] 2:15 14 July 2021 (ECT)

== Archive ==

A few months ago I saw that you were asking me if I still had the archive I used to restore ED back in 2011 but due to how crap ED.wiki was I couldn't reply and now that it's nuked it doesn't matter anyway.
I still had the link to the archive in my old user discussions but I don't know if it can help restore an ED that is messed up beyond 2015 as most old articles seem to be intact. Also you are all a bunch of tards for letting this happen again btw. :-)

http://www.archive.org/download/2010-01-encyclopedia-dramatica/encyclopedia.dramatica.2010.01.13.rar

[[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 15:06, 26 July 2021 (EDT)

== Validity of [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Geoshea Geoshea's article] ==

Hello CrackRabbit, there is a recent article here for a guy who did nothing beyond RP with a girl online, and draw some silly hentai pictures featuring fictional cartoon characters and post them on a site full of similar content, the drama seems to be that there is a four year age gap between the two of them, though this never seemed to bother anyone while they were 'dating', anyway their ''cyber''lationship ended badly and the girl KBOS cried paedo, which somehow triggered all of the people who know both of them to turn against Geoshea, and this is meat or rather ''spam'' of his article here, that he is some kind of malicious cyberpaedo who grooms girls.

Anyway make of that what you will, but it looks like that entire ''faux''asco was fabricated entirely out of ''almost'' nothing by KBOS and her cronies, while Geoshea sat there grumbling and then later whimpering, so really the article should be either deleted or renamed to something regarding KBOS and her pot-stirring, with the content rephrased to reflect this, anyway there should at least be ''both'' the {watch} and {emo} banners at the top of the article.

Now I did actually put those two banners at the top of the article, but there is a user MarioMario456 who seems to be in disagreement with this despite not personally having had anything to do with the event, and rather than start an edit war I decided to try and discuss this same topic here with him, but he does not seem interested and would rather just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:TabbyGarf#Ban_this_user_and_protect_this_page edit war and request that my profile here be banned] because he falsely believes that I have a biased perspective on this, anyway you can see [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:MarioMario456#Geoshea.27s_article our quick chat on his discussion page] which links to other relevant info. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 20:38, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:I am friends with CircleyDoesExtracter. Also per my standards Geoshea is a pedo due to the 4 year age gap between him and KBOS. He is also a huge sick fuck as he once sent cum pics to some other girl, this time again with the same age gap. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:11, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello Mario, I don't know who the Circley person you mentioned is, I imagine they had something to do with Geoshea/KBOS, and again the four-year age gap doesn't really sell it, and aside from that it isn't anyone else's business who Geoshea sends pictures of his alleged semen too, I'm sure many people with similar age gaps have been doing this kind of thing over the internet for a while now, just on this occasion it has been blown out of proportion and people are behaving as if they've never heard of sex before, I don't think it would look good for ED's standards to appear as a starving African by keeping up an article as petty as that. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 21:42, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::Circley is a huge hater of Geoshea. Plus, I am perfectly fine with people making CP of fictional characters (it's alright in the US and in my country), but when he [[pedophile|grooms a real person with a 4 year age gap]] (KBOS was a minor), that's when the shit hits the fan. That's common sense. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:50, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::No that's just blind legislation which is ''not'' your responsibility, a four year age gap is nothing and you have to look at the context, KBOS could be many times more sexually experienced and manipulative/malicious than Geoshea, and it appears that this may have been the case, anyway I go over this point in more depth on [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople Geoshea's discussion page on Ficreation], also Geoshea was not 'grooming' anyone, that would imply he had the intention of subjecting them to abusive or exploitative behaviour, such as sexual abuse or human trafficking, as far as I can tell they were just getting their rocks off together which again is no one else's business, KBOS even says they were boyfriend and girlfriend. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:05, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::::Even if he "apologized", he grooming KBOS and another girl proves otherwise. This time you might even get the banhammer since you are acting like a whiteknight of his. Plus, [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Freighttrain you're a Ficreatard] so I'm 99.9% sure you're whiteknighting Geoshea. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 22:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::::Again he wasn't grooming anyone, that is something else entirely, he was just getting his rocks off with them, and I'm not Geoshea's 'white knight', I just use his wiki for my blog and I am making sure that I will not have to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, though '''no''' I am ''not'' a Ficreatard, I can tell you haven't seen [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Freighttrain my blog] yet.

::::::Anyway I think we should just let CrackRabbit reply, don't you. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:39, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:OK, maybe post on the TJC? And say I referred the case to the others to help decide on? Seems like a big situation - and I'm not the one to decide for everyone else, despite having been involved with ED and its community since its' .se domain/incarnation. --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 03:51, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello CrackRabbit and thank you for your reply, I've posted it in the TJC as you suggested. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 04:15, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

== Fag ==

<nowiki>{{Megafaggot}}</nowiki>

[[User:C0ccwavz|cwavz]]〔[[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]〕★10:16 6 August 2021 (EDT)★

== Yo fgt ==

why do some many images of yours keep on Picture of the now? the memes aren't even that funny [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Because he's one of the few that keeps up with it, fggt. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::Then I'll finna be the few that updates it then [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 23:16, 10 November 2021 (EST)
:::Unless it's during halloween; which in that case, the dumb cunt will probably delete it. [[User:Somethingfaggy]] 23:26 11 November 2021.

== Archive ==

Thanks for keeping the XOTN up to date. Please be sure to update the XOTN Archives when you add the XOTN. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

== Improved Signature... ==

--[[File:Desu cock.png|75px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']]

You like it? [[User:Gaylo|Gaylo]] 01:20 23 November 2021
:Interesting take... --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:37, 27 January 2022 (EST)

== Set XOTN Titles ==

Remember to do it faggot. Let's get the new year started right, I took care of the POTN titles you set already thanks. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:54, 3 January 2022 (EST)

== Hey hey cracky ==

It's a friend of yours from [[twatter|shitter]]...

Could you drop your email so that you and I can still talk? [[User:Irvington|Irvington]]
:Btw, be alert cracky, cause the retarded mods will get me confused for someone else.

== This is for you ==
{{Catgirl}}

Keep up the good work, Crack.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:42, 18 March 2022 (PT)

== Hey Cracky ==

Please get on the forum so I can have a one on one convo with you please. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|VFW]] 14:34 22 March 2021 (ECT)

== Hey CrackRabb; like you, like ed, wanna keep up with you and ed. ==

You know what your email is? [[User:Basedguy|Basedguy]] ([[User talk:Basedguy|talk]]) 05:52, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== hy ==

your userpage sucks cocks [[shit_no_one_cares_about |on mobile]]

>:3

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:43, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== RE: Sup fam ==

I'm p good, just been bored lately, and along with h64 and some others I thought it would be fun to get back into editing a bit [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 11:06, 15 February 2023 (EST)
:Sure, I'll take a crack at it when I finish a few articles I'm working on/planning to work on [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 09:47, 20 February 2023 (EST)

== Hide And Seek POTN ==

I'm thinking of making that my Christmas card this year but I do have some people in my family that I could use it as a birthday card.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:04, 26 May 2023 (EDT)

== RE: Joey R ==

Long term would def love to contribute. Short term have been pretty busy irl and trying to find more time for online leisure, but ya [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 23:46, 9 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[:File:Rocking Chick.png|what kinda fuckin pedo shit is this?]] ==

Answer me you bitch. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:29, 8 July 2023 (EDT)
:This is his way of asking for the sauce so he can add it to his collection. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:35, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
[[File:SHUT IT DOWN.jpg|450px]]

[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:40, 9 July 2023 (EDT)

:I'm not hearing you deny it... [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:46, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
::What now is going on? I don't see how some woman in a bikini rockin' out is "p-do"....--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:48, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

** The pic is to super deformed to get an age. I have yet to meet a girl whose head is as big as her torso.
Man. I wonder how thick a girl's neck would have to be if that was real life.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

== How are you today? ==

:) [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== You should check your forum account more often ==

The registrations on the wiki have been closed for a while (because kaizen was too lazy to re-enable them after a ban-evading vandal) so nowadays wiki accounts are created by sending PMs to wiki admins on the forums asking them for a wiki account. You should have one or more unread PMs asking for wiki accounts, try to read them all. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:57, 16 December 2023 (EST)

== Oops ==

I forgot how suicide inducing that Bing and Bowie song is. I'd have to let you shoot me if I put up "Last Christmas".

There's a game that goes with "Last Christmas" because it gets played so much. If you hear it 5 times, covers count, you lost Christmas. I lost 3 days after Thanksgiving.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:08, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice signature ==

Hi, Rabbit. I wanted to let you know your signature looks nice. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:29, 24 January 2024 (EST)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:40, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== EDitor ==

Hello. Can you please make me an EDitor? [[User:HamasDidNothingWrong|HamasDidNothingWrong]] ([[User talk:HamasDidNothingWrong|talk]]) 10:21, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Full list of “Threats” ==

You know that thing that lists all the threats. I know there’s some shit that’s missing. Could you please use your severe wiki autism to collect all the missing threats? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 05:44, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

== Feel free to delete ==

Please [[Special:DeletePage/Christian_Persch|delete ''Christian Persch'']] for now. I will create a better version later. Thank you. --[[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 12:38, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

== Wiped Out Whathtrnynnty ==

He was making pages over 100,000 characters and some pages said they linked to CP, so to be on the safe side, I just nuked him because he might have slipped CP in somewhere.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:28, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

== Pictures ==

Good and noble sir, i'm probably repeating what you already know, since you are so wise, but we have a problem with pictures loading.

It seems like articles will post pics on the intro of the article but wont load them after that.

I thank my most benevolant lord for taking yhe time to read this.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:33, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

== Naomi Seibt ==

If our blonde darling engages in more stupidity or lulz I'm going to make her a page and have a small info paragraph on her and put in a redirect on the [[Greta Thunberg|Greta Thundercunt]] page

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:42, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

* I added some "Sources" to the Elon Musk part of the Naoiki seibt article so we can't be sued

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:16, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

== loud channel ==

this was deathnoticed by the bna tag a while ago. but you're staff and can delete it. so wanted to ask if you want to un-bna it and tag it with something else, or flush. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 20:02, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
:nvm i removed the bna tag, no longer deathnoticed [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:29, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

== whitedate ==

thanks for the FA on the sites portal [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:30, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

== The Boy Who Was Unalived ==

Please tell me that that book was self published.
I can't see a publisher printing a book, like that, for such a small, niche market.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

== I'll put the source in now ==

It can be found [https://www.inquisitr.com/encyclopedia-dramatica-gone-for-good here] and [https://www.themarysue.com/encyclopedia-dramatica-ohinternet/ here]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

* Sorry.😞 It slipped my mind. Won't happen again. I posted the source on the QOTN
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

** Went to [http://archive.is/riLil archive] the page but it already was archived

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Funny ==

I got suspended for a day from <big>'''X,'''</big> because I made a post about how to get rid of evidence reguarding attacking someone with a bat in a post about someone, in a video, talking about putting socks on a bat before you attack someone.

''I was framed''

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:15, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

== SpicDummy isn't taking it well lmao ==

He removed your death notices from [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] and [[Mohammed Merah]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:04, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
:See [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:32, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

== iran totn ==

see my post in tjc [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:58, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

== Misspelled XOTNS ==

Sorry thought I could help. Should've realised that would've only given you more work to do by having to delete them. But anyways, there's a few more misspelled XOTNS:

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Ariticle of the Now/January 11, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 9, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 10, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 14, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 15, 2026]]

— [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:47, 12 May 2026 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 13, 2026

2026-05-12T15:44:36Z

PooF9: nobody made it yet. set by polishprince

[[File:Hail Satan welcome sign.jpg|center|380px]]

D4vd

2026-05-12T14:36:22Z

PooF9:

{{Stub}}
{{Pedo}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]] {{Greentext|>mfw the only girl my height is 14}}}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Anthony Burke'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height'''| 5'6", (168 cm)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] [[manlet]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].

D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.

Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].

==Celeste==
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.

The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.

==v&==
[[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]
On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the "[[Funkytown|frunk]]" of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.

But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.
File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.
File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Drake]]
*[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.

==External Links==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
**{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}
**{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}
*{{yt|@|d4vd}}
*<s>{{twitch|d4vd}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}
*{{instagram|d4vddd}}
*{{discord|u|d4vd}}
*{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}
*{{soundcloud|d4vd}}

{{Music}}
{{Afro}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Lpers}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2025]]

D4vd

2026-05-12T14:36:05Z

PooF9: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15052977/#personalDetails

{{Stub}}
{{Pedo}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]] {{Greentext|>mfw the only girl my height is 14}}}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Anthony Burke'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height'''| 5'6, (168 cm)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] [[manlet]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].

D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.

Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].

==Celeste==
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.

The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.

==v&==
[[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]
On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the "[[Funkytown|frunk]]" of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.

But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.
File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.
File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Drake]]
*[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.

==External Links==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
**{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}
**{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}
*{{yt|@|d4vd}}
*<s>{{twitch|d4vd}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}
*{{instagram|d4vddd}}
*{{discord|u|d4vd}}
*{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}
*{{soundcloud|d4vd}}

{{Music}}
{{Afro}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Lpers}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2025]]

D4vd

2026-05-11T22:00:18Z

PooF9:

{{Stub}}
{{Pixplz}}
{{Pedo}}
{{killers}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]] ''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Anthony Burke'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4" (1.63 cm)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].

D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.

Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].

==Celeste==
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.

The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.

==v&==
[[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]
On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the "[[Funkytown|frunk]]" of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.

But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.
File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.
File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Drake]]
*[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.

==External Links==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
**{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}
**{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}
*{{yt|@|d4vd}}
*<s>{{twitch|d4vd}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}
*{{instagram|d4vddd}}
*{{discord|u|d4vd}}
*{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}
*{{soundcloud|d4vd}}

{{Music}}
{{Afro}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Lpers}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2025]]

D4vd

2026-05-11T20:35:43Z

PooF9:

{{Stub}}
{{Pixplz}}
{{Pedo}}
{{killers}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]] ''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Anthony Burke'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4" (1.63 cm)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:CelesteRivas.png|thumb|350px|How did he find this thing attractive?]]
'''D4vd'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] spiccy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. Think of him as the modern day [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for.

D4vd started his [[dogshit|musical]] career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.

Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].

==Celeste==
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or deleting evidence of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.

The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.

==v&==
On September 8th, 2025 the body of Celeste was found in the back of a [[Tesla]], this Tesla was registered under D4vd's name. Giving the police an easy lead to him. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.

But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.

==See Also==
*[[Drake]]
*[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.

==External Links==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
**{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}
**{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}
*{{yt|@|d4vd}}
*<s>{{twitch|d4vd}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}
*{{instagram|d4vddd}}
*{{discord|u|d4vd}}
*{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}
*{{soundcloud|d4vd}}

{{Music}}
{{Afro}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Lpers}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2025]]

D4vd

2026-05-11T20:22:27Z

PooF9:

{{Stub}}
{{Pixplz}}
{{Pedo}}
{{killers}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]] ''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Anthony Burke'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4" (1.63 cm)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:CelesteRivas.png|thumb|350px|How did he find this thing attractive?]]
'''D4vd'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] spiccy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. Think of him as the modern day [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for.

D4vd started his [[dogshit|musical]] career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.

Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].

==Celeste==
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or deleting evidence of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.

The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.

==v&==
On September 8th, 2025 the body of Celeste was found in the back of a [[Tesla]], this Tesla was registered under D4vd's name. Giving the police an easy lead to him. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.

But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.

==See Also==
*[[Drake]]
*[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}
*{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 8, 2026

2026-05-11T16:34:52Z

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Scientology Speedrunning

2026-05-11T15:18:19Z

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[[File:Scientology Davey miscavage.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Come on. Fuck with us, I dare you. I'll make sure you get to see what a $10 million a year retainer for a lawfirm can do to your poor ass</center>]]

[[File:Scientology Center Hollywood Boulevard Los Angeles 2019.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The Church of Scientology Information Center on Hollywood Boulevard</center>]]

Just when you thought you've seen or heard everything, [[Xenu|Lord Xenu]], looking to further his battle against the [[Scientology|$cientologists]] that keep him tethered up in his intergalactic prison, if $cientology were a real religion we'd make a comparision to the [[Christianity|Archangel Michael]] and [[Satan]] but it isn't, hatched a genius plan.

Recently Lord Xenu was able to release himself from his [[Lie|electronic, wire-cage mountain trap]] (Seriously???) just long enough to put the idea of [[Speedrun|Speedrunning]] through the Church of Scientology Information Center in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California in the mind of [[TikTok|TikToker isDurpyy]] while filming himself running through the halls of the building screaming his powerful name [[Xenu]] to strike fear in all of the $cientologist's hearts. The idea that Lord Xenu implanted in isDurpyy's mind is if people will watch someone on [[Youtube]] beat [[Super Mario|Super Mario 69]] in less than 5 minutes, just think of all the views you'll get running through a Scientology building with your [[Dick]] hanging out.

Like all great ideas on the internet that get a lot of views and likes, Swhileyy wanted some of that sweet, sweet instant [[Fame|E-Fame]] and did a collaboration video with isDurpyy and on March 31, 2026 they did a video where they ran through the same $cientology building.

The video garnered over 90 million views on [[TikTok]] before [[$cientology]]'s well paid and [[Evil|Scarey]] lawyers had it removed.

So 90 million views equals, we guess, 0 [[Pussy|E-pussy]] unless you're counting a Japanese [[Hentai]] Anime and your [[Sister]]'s skin moiturizer.

Like all great things that someone else's [[Intelligence|Genius]] has brought forth such as [[McDonald's|The Drive Thru Restaurant]], The [[Batman]] Arkham Series and the [[Prison|Prison Shiv]], everyone and [[Your Mom|their Mother]] is looking to capitalize on this trend by imitating it because views and likes on a social site is more important than doing something more important in [[Life]] like maybe getting a [[Girlfriend]] or moving out of their Mother's basement.

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==See Also==
*[[Storm Area 51]] - more or less the same shit but with [[Area 51]].
*[[Project Chanology]]

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Scientology_speedrunning|TOW coverage}}
*{{KYM|memes/scientology-run|KYM coverage}}

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Scientology Speedrunning

2026-05-11T15:11:51Z

PooF9:

[[File:Scientology Davey miscavage.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Come on. Fuck with us, I dare you. I'll make sure you get to see what a $10 million a year retainer for a lawfirm can do to your poor ass</center>]]

[[File:Scientology Center Hollywood Boulevard Los Angeles 2019.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The Church of Scientology Information Center on Hollywood Boulevard</center>]]

Just when you thought you've seen or heard everything, [[Xenu|Lord Xenu]], looking to further his battle against the [[Scientology|$cientologists]] that keep him tethered up in his intergalactic prison, if $cientology were a real religion we'd make a comparision to the [[Christianity|Archangel Michael]] and [[Satan]] but it isn't, hatched a genius plan.

Recently Lord Xenu was able to release himself from his [[Lie|electronic, wire-cage mountain trap]] (Seriously???) just long enough to put the idea of [[Speedrun|Speedrunning]] through the Church of Scientology Information Center in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California in the mind of [[TikTok|TikToker isDurpyy]] while filming himself running through the halls of the building screaming his powerful name [[Xenu]] to strike fear in all of the $cientologist's hearts. The idea that Lord Xenu implanted in isDurpyy's mind is if people will watch someone on [[Youtube]] beat [[Super Mario|Super Mario 69]] in less than 5 minutes, just think of all the views you'll get running through a Scientology building with your [[Dick]] hanging out.

Like all great ideas on the internet that get a lot of views and likes, Swhileyy wanted some of that sweet, sweet instant [[Fame|E-Fame]] and did a collaboration video with isDurpyy and on March 31, 2026 they did a video where they ran through the same $cientology building.

The video garnered over 90 million views on [[TikTok]] before [[$cientology]]'s well paid and [[Evil|Scarey]] lawyers had it removed.

So 90 million views equals, we guess, 0 [[Pussy|E-pussy]] unless you're counting a Japanese [[Hentai]] Anime and your [[Sister]]'s skin moiturizer.

Like all great things that someone else's [[Intelligence|Genius]] has brought forth such as [[McDonald's|The Drive Thru Restaurant]], The [[Batman]] Arkham Series and the [[Prison|Prison Shiv]], everyone and [[Your Mom|their Mother]] is looking to capitalize on this trend by imitating it because views and likes on a social site is more important than doing something more important in [[Life]] like maybe getting a [[Girlfriend]] or moving out of their Mother's basement.

<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/TbJSCQMZD4Y</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[Storm Area 51]] - more or less the same shit but with [[Area 51]].
*[[Project Chanology]]

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Scientology_speedrunning|TOW coverage}}
*{{KYM|memes/scientology-run|KYM coverage}}

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Scientology Speedrunning

2026-05-11T15:11:43Z

PooF9:

[[File:Scientology Davey miscavage.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Come on. Fuck with us, I dare you. I'll make sure you get to see what a $10 million a year retainer for a lawfirm can do to your poor ass</center>]]

[[File:Scientology Center Hollywood Boulevard Los Angeles 2019.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The Church of Scientology Information Center on Hollywood Boulevard</center>]]

Just when you thought you've seen or heard everything, [[Xenu|Lord Xenu]], looking to further his battle against the [[Scientology|$cientologists]] that keep him tethered up in his intergalactic prison, if $cientology were a real religion we'd make a comparision to the [[Christianity|Archangel Michael]] and [[Satan]] but it isn't, hatched a genius plan.

Recently Lord Xenu was able to release himself from his [[Lie|electronic, wire-cage mountain trap]] (Seriously???) just long enough to put the idea of [[Speedrun|Speedrunning]] through the Church of Scientology Information Center in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California in the mind of [[TikTok|TikToker isDurpyy]] while filming himself running through the halls of the building screaming his powerful name [[Xenu]] to strike fear in all of the $cientologist's hearts. The idea that Lord Xenu implanted in isDurpyy's mind is if people will watch someone on [[Youtube]] beat [[Super Mario|Super Mario 69]] in less than 5 minutes, just think of all the views you'll get running through a Scientology building with your [[Dick]] hanging out.

Like all great ideas on the internet that get a lot of views and likes, Swhileyy wanted some of that sweet, sweet instant [[Fame|E-Fame]] and did a collaboration video with isDurpyy and on March 31, 2026 they did a video where they ran through the same $cientology building.

The video garnered over 90 million views on [[TikTok]] before [[$cientology]]'s well paid and [[Evil|Scarey]] lawyers had it removed.

So 90 million views equals, we guess, 0 [[Pussy|E-pussy]] unless you're counting a Japanese [[Hentai]] Anime and your [[Sister]]'s skin moiturizer.

Like all great things that someone else's [[Intelligence|Genius]] has brought forth such as [[McDonald's|The Drive Thru Restaurant]], The [[Batman]] Arkham Series and the [[Prison|Prison Shiv]], everyone and [[Your Mom|their Mother]] is looking to capitalize on this trend by imitating it because views and likes on a social site is more important than doing something more important in [[Life]] like maybe getting a [[Girlfriend]] or moving out of their Mother's basement.

<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/TbJSCQMZD4Y</youtube></center>

===See Also==
*[[Storm Area 51]] - more or less the same shit but with [[Area 51]].
*[[Project Chanology]]

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Scientology_speedrunning|TOW coverage}}
*{{KYM|memes/scientology-run|KYM coverage}}

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Skibidi Toilet

2026-05-10T22:40:35Z

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[[File:SkibidiToilet.png|thumb|SKIBIDI DOM DOM DOM YES YES]]

'''''Skibidi Toilet''''' is a series of shitty [[SFM]] videos made by a {{Age|1998|4|22}}-year-old Russian faggot named '''DaFuq!?Boom!''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexey Gerasimov'''), who instead of making actually good animations like he always used to do, took the dark path of making low effort brainrot for retarded southeast azn kids to watch since February 7, [[2023]]. While it first started off as your [[typical]] SFM [[shitpost]], it somehow became popular among [[Generation Alpha|the current generation of kids]] and developed an actual storyline about the "''Skibidi Toilets''", disembodied heads that reside in [[toilet]]s and incessantly blast out a mashup of the songs "''Dom Dom Yes Yes''" by ''Biser King'' and "''Give It to Me''" by ''Timbaland'' whenever they open their mouths. The Skibidi Toilets are involved in a war with [[human]]oids who possess cameras, loudspeakers, vibrators and other electronic devices for heads. Skibidi Toilet is created almost entirely with ''[[Garry's Mod]]'' and ''[[Source Filmmaker]]'' and primarily uses assets that were stolen directly from the [[2004]] [[video game]] ''[[Half-Life 2]]''.

For some ungodly reason, this shit is extremely popular with [[Generation Alpha]] and is essentially their equivalent of what ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'' and ''[[Minecraft]]'' were to the [[zoomer]]s before them.

==Characters==
*'''Skibidi Toilets''' - The titular characters of the show, and the antagonists. They are toilets with human heads coming out of them, singing "[[Wut|skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi w dep dep]]". By episode 7 they go to war with the Cameramen.
*'''Cameramen''' - The protagonists. They are humans with cameras for heads, [[Obvious|hence the name]].

==The Lore==

Season 1 of Skibidi Toilet introduces the fundamental unit of both sides of the war that is about to come. On the Skibidi side, there is a head attached to a toilet, also known as the Skibidi Toilet. On the resistance side, there is a CCTV camera attached to a human body in the place where a human head should be, also known as a Cameraman. It is heavily implied in episodes 3 and 4 that the Cameramen are native to Skibiditropolis, while the Skibidi Toilets take on an aggressive and invasive role. From an artistic point of view, we already see the genius of Skibidi Toilet. One side bears a human head, but an artificial body. The other is represented by a human body, but an artificial head. Neither side is completely human. The viewer is left questioning which side to take, inspiring us to ask ourselves which part of a human is most important, displaying a nice example of the philosophical explorations that are constantly invoked by the show.

Season 2 contains the first instances of violence in the series. What was previously a somewhat goofy atmosphere quickly turns serious, as war trucks, organized armies, and explosions make their appearances in episodes 5 and 8. The Skibidi Toilets are also portrayed as wildly varying in size. What was previously a mere detail in season 1 is now a main feature of the Skibidi army, with some Skibidi Toilets being larger and stronger than their Skibidi underlings. Episode 5 even portrays these massively sized Skibidi Toilets as being able to fly, further cementing their advanced strength. One might think that the Cameramen, who are all small, are facing a hopeless situation. Fortunately for those who have chosen to root for them, a fatal weakness of Skibidi Toilets is introduced in episode 7: flushing. By simply turning the toilet handle of a Skibidi Toilet, the head will be flushed down the toilet hole, never to be seen again. Still, flushing larger toilets proves to be quite daunting.

Season 3 simply furthers the conflict, with some religious themes making an appearance on the Skibidi side, implying a strong morale for the Skibidi Toilets, and a Skibidi Toilet police force in episode 9, implying some sort of local territorial governance of the Skibidi Toilets, providing more depth to and somewhat contradicting the original assumption that the Skibidi Toilets are nothing but invaders. Episode 10, apart from containing the first instance of a large Skibidi Toilet being flushed, contains the first instance of a Cameraman performing the “Thumbs Up” move, a gesture that will soon become iconic to the series, and a symbol of every triumph on the side of the Resistance. Episode 11 features a giant Skibidi Toilet with horns attached to its head, contradicting the “holy” Skibidi Toilet with a halo on its head preaching in episode 10. This implies some internal division between the Skibidi Toilets, a theme that will be explored later.

==Skibidi Toilet Syndrome==
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'''Skibidi Toilet Syndrome''' is a [[disease]] that was first observed in [[Indonesia]] in 2023. The syndrome primarily affects [[children]] and results in them acting like Skibidi Toilets and engaging in increasing amounts of [[violent]] behavior.

==Skibidi Toilet: The Movie==
In July of [[2024]] it was announced that a fucking Skibidi Toilet movie is currently in the works in [[Hollywood]]. The film will be directed by ''[[Michael Bay|Michael Fucking Bay]]'' and will include [[over 9000]] explosions.

==Skibidi Toilet vs. Valve & GMod==
Later in July of 2024, the company that owns the "''rights''" to Skibidi Toilet sent a [[DMCA]] notice to [[Valve]] and [[Garry's Mod|Garry]] because multiple games on [[Steam]] were supposedly "''stealing''" from Skibidi Toilet. Yes, [[Balls|they actually sent a DMCA notice to the company whose assets they stole]].

(Unfortunately this turned out to be fake.)

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==See Also==
*[[Generation Alpha]] - The people who made this shit popular, and its target audience.
*[[I'm so random]] - ''Skibidi Toilet'' in a nutshell.
*[[Source Filmmaker]] - The program used to make this.
*[[YouTube Poop]] - Arguably the [[zoomer]] version of this.
*[[Skibidi Farms]] - Brainrot Fans? - [[X? in my Y?|in my Skibidi Farms?]] No lol.
*[[Plagiarism]]
*[[Half-Life 2]]
*[[Garry's Mod]]
*[[Captain Underpants]] - Giant toilets invading Ohio? ''Captain Underpants'' did it first.

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*{{yt|c|UCsSsgPaZ2GSmO6il8Cb5iGA|DaFuq!?Boom!}} - The faggot who started this whole mess.
*{{KYM|/memes/subcultures/skibidi-toilet|Skibidi Toilet entry on KnowYourMeme}}
*{{Wikilink|Skibidi_Toilet|Skibidi Toilet entry on English Wikipedia}}

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2026-05-10T22:03:10Z

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2026-05-10T20:44:38Z

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2026-05-10T20:14:37Z

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Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v& and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon,

===useful knowledge===
When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so ESPECIALLY IF ITS GALLERY RELATED

==Article related shit==
FUGG U BITCH NIGGA NIGGeR FAGGOT

=== Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===
*[[Kill count by website]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]

=== Articles I made ===
*[[Kili]]
*[[Off Them]]
*[[Owen Ruvien]]

=== Articles I might make ===
*[[CeeBot]]
*[[Devon Arthurs]]
*[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)
*[[GoreBox]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)
*[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)
*[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)
*[[Unheard]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)

==4 Cool fax about me==

*3. I was one of [[Peter Scully]]'s victims and I enjoyed it
*2. I am on course to be the next Peter Scully and I am making a spinoff to Daisys destruction; Roses Construction.
*4. I [[Meowbah|pissed on the Quran]] on Tiktok live (will add to my ED page soon maybe tmr or smth idk)
*9. I am a humongous faggot who does not have any plans for life past 18
*1. Hello

Thanks for reading.

{{Afro}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Britfags}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}

User:Mercifulfag

2026-05-10T20:12:25Z

PooF9: i believe this was what you were trying do to. correct me if i am wrong

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Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v& and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon,

===useful knowledge===
When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so ESPECIALLY IF ITS GALLERY RELATED

==Article related shit==
FUGG U BITCH NIGGA NIGGeR FAGGOT

=== Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===
*[[Kill count by website]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]

=== Articles I made ===
*[[Kili]]
*[[Off Them]]
*[[Owen Ruvien]]

=== Articles I might make ===
*[[CeeBot]]
*[[Devon Arthurs]]
*[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)
*[[GoreBox]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)
*[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)
*[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)
*[[Unheard]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)

==4 Cool fax about me==

*3. I was one of [[Peter Scully]]'s victims and I enjoyed it
*2. I am on course to be the next Peter Scully and I am making a spinoff to Daisys destruction; Roses Construction.
*4. I [[Meowbah|pissed on the Quran]] on Tiktok live (will add to my ED page soon maybe tmr or smth idk)
*9. I am a humongous faggot who does not have any plans for life past 18
*1. Hello

Thanks for reading.

{{Afro}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Britfags}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}

User talk:The PolishPrince

2026-05-10T18:36:35Z

PooF9:

{{welcome}}
[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:58, 20 January 2023 (EST)

== hi ==

Hey thanks for your work, you're doing a good job on the wiki. Just a tip next time you make AOTN you can transclude the content of the template. There's no need to copy paste the entire thing. so for example you made AOTN template page [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023]]. To have the same content for March 11 just write <nowiki>{{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023}}</nowiki> and the template page from March 10 will be "inserted." Also don't forget to update the AOTN archive page. cheers [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 12:54, 8 March 2023 (EST)

== EDitor ==

hi, i [[Special:Log/rights|added you]] to the EDitor group. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:06, 21 March 2023 (EDT)

== set lulzy quotes and not just right wing twitter influencers ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:07, 14 April 2023 (EDT)
:cool. I'll try to be more active on here going forward. let me know if you need any help-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 21:23, 16 April 2023 (EDT)

==From the creator of the Goddammitjosef article==

Thank you!

[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 04:52, 24 November 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator

😃
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:00, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

== POTN ==

so we talked about this and you go and set a boomer tier political cartoon on the main page? what the fuck is this? https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Biden_immigrant_surge.jpg-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 13:31, 16 May 2023 (EDT)
:I think using Ben Garrison cartoon is the real offense here. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 10:39, 17 May 2023 (EDT)
::no lol you can make as much fan of biden as you want. just avoid using ben garrison or stonetoss style cartoons. this shit is cringe man. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 11:08, 18 May 2023 (EDT)

== xotn ==

i thought we already did that? lmk kthx -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:07, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

== Bass Players ==

Yea, but I'm not giving them credit, I want no positivity in ED lol. As proof I made the Motley Crue page and I like them. [[User:Gghouck|Gghouck]] ([[User talk:Gghouck|talk]]) 22:02, 16 June 2023 (EDT)

== Don't put quotes under the VOTN, retard. ==

kthnxbai. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 22:37, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== I'll give you some cred bro. ==

The [[Roger Waters]] & [[Stealthing]] articles are both pretty good imo. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:43, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

== ATON history: ==

I fucked up the order of the shit after the futurama article. Can you please try and fix that shit please bro? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 18:24, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

Thanks. :^) you’re doing good around here bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:48, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

Sort of related. The current [[vaping|AOTN]] links to previous [[opioids|AOTN]]. Fix please ---[[User:4ourty|4ourty]] ([[User talk:4ourty|talk]]) 10:00, 29 July 2023 (EDT)

== Time for a break ==

I think I've told you like 5x about setting cringe conservtard content on the main page and you still continue to do it. You're out. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Quote_of_the_Now/July_30,_2023 -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 15:16, 30 July 2023 (EDT)
i mean i dont see the point in overwriting stuff you set months ago but ok-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 20:20, 30 July 2023 (EDT)
:I can see you’re point {{ping|Baka}}, but there’s no way crackrabb and hipcrime wouldn’t do the same shit. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 23:53, 30 July 2023 (EDT)

==quotes==
Hey man, no ill-will because I think you've been a breath of fresh air as an active user who is genuinely funny. But some of your quotes are too long, and some are too politically charged. Even then, a long quote is fine if it's truly funny or interesting, but most need a lot of context to be funny. Using the source section to provide that context is not the best solution, it only adds to the bloated look of the quote. I'm no perfect saint either, but if you're going to do a lot of the quotes, try to keep them short and sweet. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 15:15, 18 August 2023 (EDT)

*** You're right. I shouldn't have to explain the joke.

<center><youtube>3ddp1pf_MB8</youtube></center>

I'll give you back privs for that some other time possibly. You need to look at what GOI sets and see what fits the site of the tone-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 14:09, 23 August 2023 (EDT)

== LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK ==

hell yeah. I wanted to see one of his shows but put off buying tickets, regret that. my uncle actually went to school with his kids. I think he still has a house in Ellwood city. I know he spends most of his time near pittsburgh-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 16:37, 19 September 2023 (EDT)
sure. just hope you learned your lesson this time. -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 18:23, 23 September 2023 (EDT)

== oops ==

hi, i accidentally restored your EDitor but i forgot to drop you a note because ed is slow. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 21:49, 11 October 2023 (EDT)
:they each look like theyre editable by EDitors. <blockquote>(change visibility) 11:56, January 27, 2022 Kaizen talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 04:10, May 4, 2021 .wil talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 10:41, January 11, 2022 Schnitzel talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (cascading protection) (hist | change) Tags: Mobile web edit Mobile edit</blockquote>

:the last one is cascading protected, which has caused problems before. if theres something i can do lmk :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:27, 12 October 2023 (EDT)
==murder lady==
sure when i get home today-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 09:10, 29 December 2023 (EST)

== Awesome picture! ==

Thanks for [[:File:One_internet_point.jpg]]! I like that picture! Did you make it yourself? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 13:53, 7 January 2024 (EST)

== feature my gay articles ==

* [[She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood]]
* [[Mangs]]
If you like them that is. [[User:Robocop669|Robocop669]] ([[User talk:Robocop669|talk]]) 08:57, 17 April 2024 (EDT)

== Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

If you don't mind, I got a lot of stuff I want to add to your article. I don't want to screw with whatever you got going on right now so I thought I'd ask first. Thx.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:58, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

You can add now because I think I'm done for now
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:43, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey, nice job with his article [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:10, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== ffs ==

Double-check your edits, especially to front page crap. I've had to fix a broken AotN and a broken PotN because of you. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:27, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

:Will do. I think it's when I move things. I'll be more careful

:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:49, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
::Main thing to look out for are issues with the code you use and making sure that you're setting XotNs for the correct date. One PotN had three brackets on one side rather than two. And you set Crooks as AotN on a date that should have been a repeat of Global Warming (which somehow broke the main page). [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 21:12, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

Seen and heard. Sometimes I get caught up trying to keep the pages current that i forget to double check [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

I also want to show that I'm dedicated to the site and will move faster then my brain thinks.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 11:19, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

== Add me on Discord ==

Hello, I would like to discuss your contributions to ED. Please accept my friend invite so we can talk. My Discord ID is yaroslavtv.

[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 17:02, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:46, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Copypasta archives ==
I get that you want to keep the archives intact, but when I added the NAMPLA pasta in 2007, I overlinked the shit out of it. You should let the text speak for itself. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:00, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
:It's not some sacred mausoleum, either. To put it into perspective, one of my friends forgot his English assignment, whipped that story up right before class and got a D-; I then shared it online, before bringing it to ED, changing "Geoff" to "Jeff", where I overlinked the bejeezus out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:17, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

* I rarely wipe stuff from the wiki. If its in the ball park of CP, I will wipe it.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:45, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
::I see what you mean and this is your wiki. I just wish 16-year-old me hadn't worn a hat on a hat by linking the shit out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 16:12, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

* if i wiped something it was a mistake cuz i dont want to read the page to see if it fits. It's like this, Deviant Art user, uhm, didnt see it. Also i think the other admins are better at seeing what belongs.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:15, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

== BBQ Pit Boys ==

It might be long overdue, but I have a request for you: Make a page about BBQ Pit Boys, a YouTube channel which had gained a lot of attention from angry vegans in the recent times. Thank you for your attention, and I hope you are still capable of writing pages with the old style of humor. Good luck!

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 21:23, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

*I'll start writing again in the New Year. My favorite cousin died.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:52, 21 December 2024 (UTC)

== A Friendly Reminder ==

Where exactly have you been? Did you happent to get wasted on a new year's eve party and accepted someone's invite to go for a drive to a motel so far away from your hometown with your girlfriend for God-knows-what days? It's good to take a break from the Internet, but what's really important is that three weeks ago you promised to write the BBQ Pit Boys article after celebrating new year. I hope this message helps you to refresh your memory.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:37, 15 January 2025 (UTC)

* I got a little lazy and forgot my duties. I'm in better shape.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Wormkid ==

would you look at Wormkid? im not sure how old this person is and i dont think the GNAA used this shock image. i wonder if the contributor cleverly disguised more of those images as an article. i would delete it if i knew for sure this is what i think it is. thanks. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:23, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

Ok
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:40, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

*That one i can't be sure about either. Better to play it safe because i don't want the MIB pulling up in their [[Party Van]] because the opening of the page read like they were trying to convince someone that this is everday shit on this site.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:10, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
:alright, thanks for checking. i never heard of this shock image and it just didnt look right. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:14, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

== Hey Retard… ==

I bumped up your edgy faggot book to higher up cause [[Billy Mitchell]] is relevant news. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 00:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)

* Im cool with anyone adding what they want, just don't fuck up the board, if you're going to skip a day - make the previous or the proceding article a 3 day article.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
: you fixed it didn’t you?[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:17, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

* I have OCD. I use Healthcare level Hydrogen Peroxide to wash my floors and I washed my hands, in bleach, 3 times before starting this post because of germs. I wipe down my phone with clorox wipes. Oh, and when I get home from the store, I individually wash every grape and wash the cans of vegatables, or soup, before I open them after letting my manual can oper sit in bleach for a minute. When I buy canned pepsi | wash the top before I drink from it.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 06:46, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

== RE: Pictures ==

I have no idea why. I notice some of them are acting up --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 15:46, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

== Re: Golden iPod ==

{{done}} --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:11, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

:Np!! --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 09:28, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

== the sherrod quote ==

what is the quote source for the featured quote of Sherrod's?--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 13:03, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

==Hi I'm newfag==
Title [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 11:55, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

===Plz help me===

My article [[Princess Maydine]] had been vandalised by 3 faggots ('''PROTIP: look at [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Vandalism_is_Pointless]] as I read it''') ban them for butthurted shit can you do it for me? I promise I am not a faggot [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:38, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

====Request for EDitorship====
Hello I am requesting EDitorship access in order to access of my article Princess Maydine. As I know, this page has been protected from these butthurted revisionism by the maydinefags (Couscous, Paul, Mercifulfag). A protected page is a dead-end page, however. As an EDitor, I can guarantee the Lulz will stay at a deadly 1:50 (or moar) during the 2026 maydine war. [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:25, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

==What would you do if...==

What would you do if a big, bad, chubby, smelly dragon swooped down from the sky, landed on you, and snuggled you into the dirt, thus completely engulfing you in its bulk?

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], April 22 or 23, 2026.

Not much you can do until it gets its nut. I'd wait till it fell asleep, cut it's throat and then show its heart to all the other dragons and tell them that I'm not someone to be fucked with. Yeah bitches, I got my knighthood back.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:54, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Sounds like a good plan. Thank you for giving me a response btw I appreciate it. Most tend to ignore me when I babble.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 23 April 2026

I like weird questions. They remind me of writing exercises that some of my professors would make us do. I actually pride mysrlf on always coming up with an answer and they're fun too.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:32, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

== nokings ==

is trump still the god emperor, or are you doing mossads asslicking-a-pedophile for them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 10:20, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

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|[[Vincent Fuller]] • [[John Earnest]] • [[Tarrantulas#The First Fail Tarrant|Sam Imrie]] • [[Patrick Crusius]] • [[Philip Manshaus]] • [[Halle synagogue shooting|Stephan Balliet]] • [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] • [[Tarrantulas#Anonymous|Singaporean Anon]] • [[Nathaniel Veltman]] • [[Hugo Jackson]] • [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] • [[Payton Gendron]] • [[Tarrantulas#Retarded Tarrantula|Daniel John Harris]] • [[Isaac Chagas]] • [[Juraj Krajčík]] • [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] • [[Tarrantulas#Sam Imrie 2: Electric Boogaloo|Joe Metcalfe]] • [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] • [[Stefan M.]] • [[Ryan Palmeter]] • [[Tarrantulas#I Surrender|Jordan Patten]] • [[Tarrantulas#Australian Anon|Australian Anon]] • [[Arda Küçükyetim]] • [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|Portuguese Anon]] • [[Mr. HJ]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Kankaanpää|Kankaanpää]] • [[Brandon Alonso]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Nick Lee|Nick Lee]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] • [[Solomon Henderson]] • [[Raden Ardianto]] • [[Tarrantulas#Sam Imrie 3|British Anon]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Mai|Mai]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Owen Lawrence|Owen Lawrence]] • [[Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.]] • [[Robin Westman]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Desmond Holly|Desmond Holly]] • [[Tarrantulas#Honorary Aryan|Rafa Marvel]] • [[Tarrantulas#Filipino Aryan Tarrantula|Kutch]] • [[Erick Nescio]] • [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] • [[Tarrantulas#Indonesian Anon|Indonesian Anon]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Timofey Kulyamov|Timofey Kulyamov]] • [[Danis Razov]] • [[Tarrantulas#Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat 2: Electric Boogaloo|Rizky]] • [[Owen Ruvien]] • [[Gino Corradini]] • [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Romanian Anon]] • [[Tarrantulas#Patrik Gjrgay|Patrik Gjrgrev]] • [[Tarrantulas#Indonesian Failure|Rangga]] • [[Tarrantulas#Alfie Gayeman|Alfie Coleman]] • [[Tarrantulas#Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath 2: Electric Boogaloo|Angelina Han Hicks]]
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| [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Petter Kyvik|Petter Kyvik]] • [[James Huberty]] • [[Patrick Purdy]] • [[Baruch Goldstein]] • [[Timothy McVeigh]] • [[Josué Estébanez]] • [[Anders Behring Breivik]] • [[Wade Michael Page]] • [[Dylann Storm Roof]] • [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] • [[Munich Massacre|Ali David Sonboly]] • [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] • [[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osborne]] • [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] • [[Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom|Robert Bowers]]
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| [[8chan]] • [[Australian Shitposter]] • [[Candace Owens]] • [[Failbook|Facebook]] • [[Fortnite]] • [[Gökmen Tanis]] • [[Kili]] • [[Off Them]] • [[PewDiePie]] • [[Remove Kebab]] • [[Spyro the Dragon]] • [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]] • [[Tarrantulas]]
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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Australian Anon, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Patrik, Rangga) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. As a matter of fact, most of them are [[honorary Aryans]] nowadays, because it's not 2019 anymore and nobody cares about Christchurch anymore besides autistic brown kids. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

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=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

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=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

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=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

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=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

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===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

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=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

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===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

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=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

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=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

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=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

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=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

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=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

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=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

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=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

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=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

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=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

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=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

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=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

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=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

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=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== Australian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Australian Anon.png|100px|thumb|left|The [[Australia|Australian]] copy of [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]]]

On July 2, 2024, in [[Australia]], a [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old boy]] went to Sydney University and stabbed a person of [[Asian]] descent before fleeing. He was eventually apprehended and stripped of his cringeworthy military clothing. His motives were that he was inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].

**[https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/chilling-alleged-past-of-student-stabber/news-story/2f9ff91eed13ddff136ef86218fa3539 NEWS Coverage]
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Portuguese Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds, nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the 'arty before he was going to do the attack, he got doxed by [[Muslims]] and got v&. His father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
**{{sw|The_Portuguese|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

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=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

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=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
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=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
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=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

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=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}

=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

===Indonesian Failure===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:FugginNiggerBitch.jpg|thumb|left|100px|When will these Indonesian LARPs stop flowing in?]]

On April 6, 2026, some Indonesian faggot named '''Rangga'''{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} planned to attack his school with a (probably) AI-generated manchildifesto. He had gotten a .22 LR handgun, a crossbow, Molotov cocktails, axes, and knives. However, this Satanist bitch told everybody about his plans on an "encrypted" app, WhatsApp, causing him to get [[Doxed|his face and his number leaked]], and also causing him to get sent to the [[Party Van]]. He claims his motive was "retaliation for bullying", but if you look through his Satanist background and his [[764]] connections, it's very easy to see through that shitty lie.
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YogNAUFvQDJQwYCBPxyvmw7vJ71Vbbeu Document full of info about him]

{{clear}}

=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

{{clear}}

=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rangga
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
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| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
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| Angelina Han Hicks
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== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.
* Tell them they will be in the [[Loserinfo]] section instead of getting their own page.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Australian Anon, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Patrik, Rangga) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. As a matter of fact, most of them are [[honorary Aryans]] nowadays, because it's not 2019 anymore and nobody cares about Christchurch anymore besides autistic brown kids. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

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=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

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=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

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=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

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=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

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===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

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=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

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=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

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=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

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=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

{{clear}}

=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

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=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

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=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

{{clear}}

=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

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=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

{{clear}}

=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== Australian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Australian Anon.png|100px|thumb|left|The [[Australia|Australian]] copy of [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]]]

On July 2, 2024, in [[Australia]], a [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old boy]] went to Sydney University and stabbed a person of [[Asian]] descent before fleeing. He was eventually apprehended and stripped of his cringeworthy military clothing. His motives were that he was inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].

**[https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/chilling-alleged-past-of-student-stabber/news-story/2f9ff91eed13ddff136ef86218fa3539 NEWS Coverage]
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Portuguese Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds, nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the 'arty before he was going to do the attack, he got doxed by [[Muslims]] and got v&. His father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
**{{sw|The_Portuguese|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

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=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

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=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
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=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
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=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

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=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}

=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

===Indonesian Failure===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:FugginNiggerBitch.jpg|thumb|left|100px|When will these Indonesian LARPs stop flowing in?]]

On April 6, 2026, some Indonesian faggot named '''Rangga'''{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} planned to attack his school with a (probably) AI-generated manchildifesto. He had gotten a .22 LR handgun, a crossbow, Molotov cocktails, axes, and knives. However, this Satanist bitch told everybody about his plans on an "encrypted" app, WhatsApp, causing him to get [[Doxed|his face and his number leaked]], and also causing him to get sent to the [[Party Van]]. He claims his motive was "retaliation for bullying", but if you look through his Satanist background and his [[764]] connections, it's very easy to see through that shitty lie.
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YogNAUFvQDJQwYCBPxyvmw7vJ71Vbbeu Document full of info about him]

{{clear}}

=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

{{clear}}

=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rangga
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angelina Han Hicks
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
</table>}}
</center>

== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.
* Tell them they will be in the [[Loserinfo]] section instead of getting their own page.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Aspies}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

{{timeline|Featured article March 15 & 16, [[2025]]|[[The Powerpuff Girls]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Catholic]]}}

Mass Murder

2026-05-10T18:23:47Z

PooF9:

'''Mass Murder''' occurs when an [[IRL troll]] pwns 3~4 or more people to death in a row. It is the greatest weapon in a troll's arsenal, and is infamous for causing EXTREME drama and lulz. The act is often committed by a [[military]], drug cartels, or lone wolves such as [[Anders Behring Breivik]] or [[Omar Mateen]]. The most epic mass murders in history required a collaborative effort by a nation, notably conducted by [[communists]], who were responsible for nearly 100,000,000 murders, usually by [[Russia]] and [[China]] in the 20th century. Nowadays, the majority of mass murder is committed by [[TCC]]/[[Tarrantula]]/[[Rupnow simp]]/[[764]]/[[Telegram|Terrorgram]]/[[SIEGE™ Mask|SIEGE™]] [[LARP]]ers motivated by [[attention]] and [[Columbiners|TCC fangirls]]. So if you ever wanna dissuade someone from committing mass murder, just remind them of how pathetic these LARPs are.
{{Clear}}
==See:==

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</div>

#[[High Score]]
#[[School Shooting]]
#[[Mass Shooting]]
#[[Holocaust]]
#[[Genocide]]
#[[Postal]]
#[[Crime]]
#[[Serial Killers]]
#[[Gun]]
#[[Gun Control]]

{{disambig}}

Cole Allen

2026-05-10T18:16:37Z

PooF9:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}
{{conspiracy}}
{{achtung|LOLOLOLOLOLOL THEY MISSED AGAIN}}
{{aroundblacks}}
{{ib|[[File:Cole Allen.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''{{glow|Cole Allen}}'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 11, 1995 ({{age|1995|4|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[California|Commiefornian]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Trump Derangement Syndrome]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''{{glow|Cole Tomas Allen}}''' is yet another piece of evidence that [[niggers]] are not to be trusted with firearms. This <s>agent provocateur asset</s> [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Pulp Fiction]] wannabe attempted to assassinate [[The Donald]] while he was hosting a [[fatass|dinner]] at the Washington Hilton in [[Washington, D.C.]]

==Background==
Cole was born on April 11, 1995 in [[California]]. He likely peaked in his university's [[Actor|theatre class]], cuz he looks like Daveed Diggs and got a job in education. He developed a video game called Bohrdom (this nigga can't even spell). He also [[Manchild|lived with his parents]]. After realizing that he pretty much had no life, he decided to throw it all away by [[Retard|blaming it all on Trump]] and travel several hours to Washington, D.C. to [[Psychopath|kill him]].

==The Shooting==
On April 25, 2026, Cole arrived at a hotel in Washington, D.C., gathered his weapons, and [[Natalie Rupnow|took a photo of himself standing in front of a mirror]] before sending his family his manifesto. In the manifesto, he calls Trump a [[pedo]], [[rapist]], and a [[racist]], and talks about other lefty topics like [[Emily Youcis|Will Stancil]] and [[Hasan Piker]], the latter of which he doesn't like. He also calls himself the "[[Cringe|Coldforce Friendly Federal Assassin]]", saying that he's going to kill Trump and every member of his cabinet {{glow|except FBI director Kash Patel}}, before becoming [[an hero]]. Family members immediately called the police, but it was already too late, as Cole had already headed out to fulfill his destiny.

Once he arrived, he was confronted by security near the main metal detector screening area of the Washington Hilton. He suddenly felt the spirit of [[Naruto]] inside him, telling him to run past the security checkpoint and take out any guards who come near him, so he did. Secret Service agents immediately ran towards him, but he [[Counter troll|fired back]]. He probably would've made it to the ballroom where Trump was if he didn't [[Idiot|trip and fall]]. He was immediately tackled, arrested, and taken into custody.

==Loadout==
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': 12-gauge Maverick shotgun
[[File:Firearm used by Cole Allen in White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting.png|100px|center]]
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*'''Does 60~130 Damage.'''
|-
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*'''Secondary''': Armscor Precision .38 semi-automatic pistol
[[File:Rock Island Armory 1911 .38 caliber pistol used by Cole Allen in White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting.png|100px|center]]
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*'''Does 19~25 Damage.'''
|-
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*'''Tertiary''': Multiple knives
[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|100px|center]]
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*'''Does 30 Damage.'''
|-
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*'''Spell''': Nigger
[[File:Blacksrelax.jpg|70px|center]]
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*'''Double damage against [[White Devils]].'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|[[Epic Fail|0]]|[[Epic Fail|Didn't even get near his target]]|0|Only shot a Secret Service agent.|15|At least he had the balls to run past the security.|15|Got a lot of attention despite not reaching his target.|0|For being a [[niggers|nigger with rage]].|30|F|At least you did better than [[Ryan Routh]].}}

{{Wanted|4}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|ColeAllen-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Bro is not Natalie Rupnow.png|[[Natalie Rupnow|She]] ain't gonna pick you in the afterlife, bro. She's already getting [[BLACKED]] by [[Solomon Henderson|someone else]].
File:Cole Allen BLACKED.png|But hey! Your cellmate [[Bubba]] is always looking for a new [[Rape|plaything]].
File:Cole Tomas Allen Meme.jpg|Aw, [[Crybaby|boo hoo]].
File:Cole Allen Prediction.png|{{twitter|HenryMa79561893/status/1738018409441308955|Hmmm...}}
File:Cole Allen In Prison Be Like.jpeg|The face he's gonna make while getting raped in the prison showers.
File:Cole Allen Naruto.jpeg|He really was the [[BLACK MAN|black flash]] of the Hidden Leaf...
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Vance escorted before trump.gif|Totally not suspicious at all.
File:colepix.png
File:colekiss.png|Yea kiss that floor you know you like it...
File:ColeAllenFloyd.jpeg
File:Cole Allen as baby.jpg|Aww, he'll grow up to be a great {{glow|[[v&|federal asset]]}}!
File:Cole Allen IDF shirt.jpg|[[Israel|Well, well, well.]]{{Jew}}
File:Cole Allen with family.jpg
</gallery>}}

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|<youtube>jMuhRlqHYEU</youtube>''' You're telling me, pal.
|[[File:Cole Allen Gassy.mp4|560px|center]]'''When you help the government stage an assassination attempt so you get to live the rest of your life in exile on a tropical island:'''
|<youtube>vDo6nGP55QM</youtube>''' Gameplay video of Bohrdom, the game he developed'''
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</center>

==See Also==
*[[Aaron Alexis]] - The better [[Washington, D.C.]] nigger shooter by quite a wide margin.
*[[John Hinckley Jr.]] - Also tried assassinating the president at Washington Hilton.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}}, {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - His predecessors.
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Actually succeeded.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_White_House_Correspondents'_Dinner_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/490620/megathread-shots-fired-during-president-donald|WPD coverage}}
*{{Steamgame|945530/Bohrdom/|Bohrdom, a game he developed}}
*'''[[Cole Allen/Manifesto|His manifesto]]''' {{Wayback|https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/|20260430031814}}

{{Truth}}
{{Afro}}
{{Dying alone}}
{{Gun control}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Serious}}
{{Trump}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Niggers]]
[[Category:2026]]
[[category:Murder]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:Politics]]

Sagamihara Stabbings

2026-05-10T18:10:51Z

PooF9: loadout because merciful asked

{{Failsathero}}
{{ADHD}}

{{Quote|'''If I kill a disabled person, [[The Donald|Trump]] will press the like button. If i kill someone before the election, the laws will change. [[Fact|I will be a hero]]'''|Satoshi Uematsu, ''probably on weed''}}
{{ib|[[File:Satoshi.png|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Satoshi Uematsu'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 20, 1990 ({{age|1990|1|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Japan|Nihonjin]]  [[File:MiniflagJapan.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Philanthropist}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 19, injured 26}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|12th]] (Japan: 2nd!!!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No ([[Culture|turned himself in]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Ableism]], [[Schizophrenia]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Just 3 days after the epic [[Munich Massacre|David Sonboly's kebab removing amoklauf]] that killed 9 [[Turkroaches]], [[Japan]] [[BTFO]] [[Germany|Deutschland]] by scoring more than twice as many frags in their own attempt at the [[high score]]—all while using just a knife. This impressive score for a knife-only round was pulled off by '''Satoshi Uematsu'''{{nazi}} (Japanese: '''[[Moonspeak|国民的英雄]]'''), a {{age|1990|1|20}}-year-old professional eugenicist and former nurse at the Tsukui Yamayuri En care home (the location of the attack). Satoshi admitted that he wished to purify the genepool by removing [[Retards]] and the [[Disabled]], as well as {{archive|7xYZM|to prevent World War III lol}}.

The massacre shocked Japan but was forgotten by the rest of the world after 1 week as [[Postal|rampage]] [[Mass Murder|killings]] are a daily occurrence now.
[[File:SatoshiUematsuCreep.jpeg|thumb|left|こんにちは、若者！]]
[[File:Tenka333-Same_girl.png|thumb|left|Unfortunately she couldn't make it to this one.]]

== Loadout ==

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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
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!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Five knives
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]][[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]][[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]] [[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]][[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
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*'''50~75 Damage.'''
|-
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*'''Secondary''': Hammer
<center>[[File:Hammer.jpg|70px]]</center>
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*'''45~50 Damage.'''
|-
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*'''Perk''': Azn
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|-
|
*'''Handicap''': Sports bag
<center>[[File:Backpack.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Big sports bag for hiding his [[Knife|handheld rapist]].'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|19|Almost there!|8|Killed 19, injured 26. Not bad considering the weapon.|18|Murdered retards in their sleep.|20|Feels no remorse, many lulz.|20|Doing [[God]]'s work.|85|B+|Master Eugenicist; Japan's Angel of Death. [[Darwin]] would be proud.}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:CartmanChineseCop.png|128px]]|Porees forus}}

==Round 2==
A few months after this attack, a [[Chinese]] man named {{Wikilink|2016_Yema_village_stabbings|Yang Qingpei}} proceeded to carry out a stabbing rampage. He scored 19 frags like Satoshi did, but left no survivors in the process. He killed [[Mom]] and [[Dad]] over some bullshit argument, yet had the great idea that he needed to kill 17 other people in order to cover up his crime. He was playing [[Hitman]] IRL and was too much of a clutz to use proper stealth, giving him the ranking of Mass Murderer. He will not be unlocking a silenced M4A41-s for this.

==See Also==
*[[Japan]]
*[[Mamoru Takuma]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Retards]]
*[[David Sonboly]] - BTFO on July 2016's monthly high score.
*[[Martin Bryant]] - Looks like Satoshi was right.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - Again? Why didn't we listen to him?

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Sagamihara_stabbings|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Twitter|tenka333}}</s> '''SUSPENDED''' {{archive|iQwBI}}
*[http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/at-least-15-dead-many-injured-in-knife-attack-outside-tokyo-reports 19 dead, 25 injured after knife attack in Japan; 26-year-old ex-employee charged with murder]
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/27/japanese-accused-mass-killer-smiles-for-cameras-as-media-pore-over-warning-signs He feels no remorse]

{{High Scores}}
{{Japan}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Azn}}
[[Category:2016]]

File:Tenka333-Same girl.png

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Ed

2026-05-10T17:44:46Z

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#REDIRECT [[ED]]

Template:ADHD

2026-05-10T17:33:25Z

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Talk:General Lázaro School Stabbing

2026-05-09T15:31:58Z

PooF9:

This article has been deathnoticed for nearly a week, 1 more day and its going into the [[shitter]]. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:14, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

:[[Template:Sucks|Sucks]] doesn't automatically delete the article in a week. An admin has to. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:31, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

Max Karson

2026-05-09T14:19:01Z

PooF9: Redirected page to Mrgirl

#REDIRECT [[Mrgirl]]

Mrgirl

2026-05-09T14:18:49Z

PooF9:

{{needsmoar|pics}}
{{lolcow}}
{{Pedo}}
{{Aspie}}

[[File:Max Karson.png|thumb]]
'''Mrgirl''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Max Karson'''{{jew}}), is a [[Jewish]] [[pedophile]] wife-beater known for his [[pedo|positive review of the Netflix movie Cuties.]] He makes, in his, own words "challenging non-partisan social commentary", pretty much the equivalent of a [[communist|breadtuber]] but with more pedophilic content. Having graduated from the University of Colorado with a [[Feminazis|women's studies major,]] he's gone on to take pleasure in saying and doing the dumbest shit imaginable for attention, He's extremely afraid of two things: Becoming irrelevant, and [[niggers|black people]].

<center><youtube>9sm1pjs8v0c</youtube></center>

[[File:mrgirllmao.png|250px|Max choking the chicken|thumb|right]]

==From Humble Beginnings==
Growing up with [[Lesbain|two moms]], being that his mother was in fact a lesbo, Max's political opinions throughout the years were brought on by his liberal upbringing, growing up in a shithole known as Massachusetts Karson first got the attention he autistically craved when some [[Seung-Hui Cho|General Cho]] decided to go apeshit and lower the population at Virginia Tech. For Karson, instead of feeling sorry for the victims that were [[pwned]] in a [[High Score]] grand-slam, Karson argued that you should really feel sorry for [[Seung Hui Cho|Cho]] in his [[Epic Fail|schools newspaper]].

==[[Shit no one cares about|Newspaper]]==
Like every liberal [[hipster]], Karson, for one reason or another started up his shitty [[newspaper]] called "[[Bigfoot|The Yeti]]". There is many such [[lulz]] to have in the newspaper, how his autistic ideals and writings ever got past a printing press and into circulation is beyond anyone's understanding, including, but not limited to:
* Making a strange Manifesto of how to "fix" the Asian population within the United States

[[File:yeesh.jpg|400px|thumb|rape stare.]]

{{quote|The hunt will then begin.

When I blow my whistle, we will scatter in every direction and catch as many Asians as possible. Make sure to pay special attention to the Rec Center, the UMC, the math and engineering buildings and Lollicup. If you're not sure if someone is an Asian, give them a calculus problem to do in their head. If they get it right, net 'em.

Captured Asians will be dragged to my apartment on the Hill and hog-tied. Once they're all secured in my living room, "Phase 2" will come into effect.

The Asians' reformation will begin with a 100-round beer pong tournament. They will listen to "It's a Small World" on repeat while they play.

When the tournament is finished, the Asians will then be forced to eat bad sushi from Hapa-with forks. When all the sushi is gone, they will be permitted to sleep for four hours, but the entire time I will shout through a megaphone, over and over, "Why didn't you make enough Wiis?!"

In the morning, the Asians will arrange themselves in rows, if they haven't naturally done so already. I will stand in front of them and hold up a card with the name of an emotion on it such as, "sad," or "surprised." The Asians must then make a facial expression to match the word on the card. Any Asian who remains deadpan or makes the wrong face will be tickled until they pee. When all Asians make the correct face at the same time, the game will end, but then they will be yelled at for being conformists.

The Asians will then be allowed to play "Dance Dance Revolution." However, the game will be rigged so that the Asians will receive no points, regardless of how robotically they dance.

Any Asian who tries to escape will be butterfly-netted and sent back to my apartment for another "Phase 2." Anyone caught speaking any language other than English will be kissed on the lips.

Once the Asian spirit has been broken, "Phase 3" will begin. Before we let the Asians go, we will go to their homes and redecorate them in a traditional American style. We will replace their rice cookers with George Foreman Grills, their green tea mochi with fried Snickers bars, and their rice rockets with Hummers. And booster seats.

When "Phase 3" is complete, the Asians will be released.

Now, I understand that this plan may upset some of you Asian readers, but the only other way to make peace would be to expel you. If you're smart, you'll turn yourselves in now, and it will all be over in a few days.

Besides, look on the bright side-we're not going to put you through anything we haven't put ourselves through, and we all turned out fine.}}
Other [[Lulz]] Max got into at his [[college]] were:
* Exposing his Pedophile principle for being a pedo, and getting [[Lolwut|charged with harassment]].
* Writing tons of retarded shit that could be misconstrued as racist and sexist
* Telling his lesbo mom to fuck off
* [[Do it faggot|Threatening his university]]

==Cuties==
Cuties is a [[Darkweb]] [[Child Porn]] movie on [[Netflix]], hated by [[moralfag]] [[redditors]] and loved by [[Pedophiles]] like [[Sneako]]. This movie would cross paths with Max, and after an intense [[goon]] session he would make a video praising the movie for [[Erectile dysfunction|getting his dick up]] and being brave or something. This video would catch the eyes of [[redditors]] and caused a shitstorm of [[moralfaggotry]].

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Max's response to this was to write a [[Weird Al|parody rap]] calling himself a pedophile because obviously, that would make him look less guilty.

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If your curious, yes he's a [[rapper]], what does he rap about? [[Sick fuck|fucking kids]] of course.

<center><youtube>XdzXD5Q4z-Y</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[Steven Bonnell II|Destiny]] - His old buttbuddy, now disgraced.
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Pseudo-intellectual]]
*[[Bowblax]] - Debated, and [[LOL|won]]
==External Links==
*<s>{{Ytuser|UCMDtmBswP2NR4R_WjKUSn6A|Mrgirl YouTube}}</s> - '''BALEETED!!!'''
*<s>{{Twitter|mrgirlyoutube}}</s> - '''BALEETED!!!'''
*[https://odysee.com/@mrgirlreturns:2 On Odysee.]
*{{Reddituser|mrgirl}}
*{{Soundcloud|real-mr-girl706659543|Mrgirl rap}}

{{Psychopaths}}
{{Ytseries}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Childabuseseries}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 22, 2026

2026-05-09T14:04:49Z

PooF9: Created page with "{{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 21, 2026}}"

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 21, 2026

2026-05-09T14:04:32Z

PooF9: will have to update the "what have i missed" part.

{{AOTN|Goth|World-goth-day-poster.jpg|

'''Goths''' ('''Gawths''', '''Goffs''', '''Gawff''') are a [[College|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

[[Some argue|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.

|Happy World Gawth Day!|TBA|TBA|TBA}}

Goth

2026-05-09T13:58:32Z

PooF9: links

[[Image:1314525388262.jpg|thumb|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?|Do you Catan?]]"]]
[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Gothtard musicians.]]
'''Goths''' ('''Gawths''', '''Goffs''', '''Gawff''') are a [[College|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

[[Some argue|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.

==A Brief History of Goth==
[[File:I-prefer-the-pelt-and-armor-side-of-goth-fashion o 6470841.jpg|thumb|right|Keep it oldschool.]]
The Goths were [[Germany|Germanic]] tribes who harried the [[Guido|Romans]] in the 3rd and 4th centuries but later [[Jesus|Christianity]] kicked in and they wussed out. In the 5th and 6th centuries, they split up into the Visigoths and the Ostrogoths, then [[pwnt]] [[Mexico|Iberia]] and [[Africa|Italy]], because they wanted to try a little dark meat. That's how "Goth" became a term to describe something that was gaudy and barbaric. During the Middle Ages, gaudy barbaric cathedrals built by the [[French]] were called "Gothic" and by proxy, [[fag|"GAY"]] was added to the meaning of "Goth". The Gothic style emphasized high, open ceilings with large windows set between pillars, creating a bright atmosphere of optimism and reverence during masses, even when the plague was running amok. Compare this with what you have observed of Gothtards in your community.

The first recorded new use of "goths" was from a 1978 magazine article, in which Joy Division's producer commented on the gaudy and barbaric nature of fans, calling them a "horde of goths". Like "Nigger" to blacks and "Master" to whites, some fringe punks shed the embraced their new identity by painting over and redecorating "Gothic" into something that doesn't involve work: reading Romantic and Colonial-era literature, Victorian era clothing, Hair Metal era.. hair, later, sheltering a mindfuck of wildly different music genres that clash with each other as badly as pickles and milk on an empty stomach.

The current batch of "babybats" are a diverse and interesting group, taken as a whole; but taken in small groups they are a clique of narcissistic [[fag|cock humpers]], much like their 1970s fore-bearers.
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==Types==
[[Image:Betty Page.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Betty Page was attractive, healthy, sane and a little kinky, but just for the fun and money. She smiled a lot and tanned well. How she became a gothic role model is not clear.]]
[[File:A Gothapotamus.jpg|thumb|200px|right|An artist's impression of a gothapotamus.]]
Sane individuals regard goths as being a homogeneous group. This is an entirely accurate appraisal, but in the interests of [[Unwarranted Self Importance]] most goths try to makes themselves unique by joining a smaller, more stringent section of the already hyper-conformist non-conformists. Remember, there are no differences beyond the superficial.

*'''The Alpha Goth''': Within each [[suburbs|town]] or [[ghetto|city]] there is one of these for each prevalent genre. They are [[attention whores]] and rule the others with their relative desirability.
*'''Babybat/Kindergoth''': A very young goth, or an initiate. They are not yet permitted to speak in group settings with older goths, and could get banned from the clique for a week if they so much as go to the bathroom without checking in first. Often confused with mallgoths.
*'''Betty Page Goths''': They love 1940s pin-up girls. Don't get your hopes up; unlike like Rosie the Riveter, they are not strong, red-blooded American Amazons that make sandwiches and assemble Sherman tanks. Some of the stick-thin to pleasantly-plump ones are pretty fap-worthy, but fail at stimulating retro-porn fetishists.
*'''[[Black Metal]] Goth''': Takes mediocre bands way too seriously. Looks like a regular metalhead with black-light highlights. See '''Deathrocker'''.
*'''Club Goth''': Goths that twingle at dark industrial/electronic style music festivals/concerts. Many wear white or pastel loli outfits -not ironically- a pair of fuzzy balls on springs on top of their heads and suck pacifiers. When pacifiers are in quantity, the possibility of a furry appearance increases dramatically, leading some to suspect that there is non-cartoon gothic babyfur porn in existence even as this article is posted.([http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3719834/ RULE 34])
*'''Criminal Goth''': Most of these Goth are from Inner-Cities and fight (or at rare occasions work alongside) the Wiggers, Skaters and Chavs wreak havoc and attack innocent civilians in the streets, most Criminal Goth hate anything and everything and are a close relative of a "Punk".
*'''Cyber Goth''': Otaku goth with glow in the dark hair and a Gothic.Net user account.
*'''Gothapotamus''': The gothapotamus is a [[fat|large, bloated]] land mammal that causes secondhand embarrassment wherever it goes. At least one can normally be sighted anywhere goths congregate, though they may also be sighted in fast food restaurants. Distinguishing features include [[BBW|rolls of pasty-white flesh fighting against the confines of woefully inadequate corsets]], fishnet shirts under which flabby, hairy [[manboobs]] are horribly apparent and white makeup that looks deeply unflattering on them and only serves to highlight their massive, round moon faces and double chins. Female gothapotami are the most commonly sighted, although males also exist as the goth scene is a haven for fat people trying to make themselves look interesting and failing. Male gothapotami are much more common in the [[steampunk]] scene, however, where they are easily spotted by their disgusting, unkempt facial hair.
*'''Hot Goth''': Is sexually mature and will not fuck you, unless you surprise her. They're much easier to surprise when they're whacked out on E, and with all that jailbait running around who'd miss a couple twenty-somethings? [[PROTIP]]: Goths are immune to [[missing white woman syndrome]], because white people are collectively embarrassed by them. The media has caught on and the Jew community has shown rare pity by not holding them up to ridicule on the nightly news.
*'''Hot Topic Goth''': Has enough money to shop at the mall, despite the fact that [[Hot Topic]] and other mall stores are about as mainstream as one can get. - See Mallgoths.
*'''Mallgoth''': These are the ones that don't know a damn thing about goth culture, but tend to go for shock value/look retarded. They are recognized for wearing black eyeshadow to their eyebrows, and black lipstick with little lines at the end. They listen to the [[shit]] music, Marilyn Manson and [[slipknot|slipcock]]. To pwn one of them, tell them they're a poser. They will most likely say, "You don't know me in real life im not a poser," or "At least im not a [[My Immortal|prep]] like you!" - See Wannabe Goth.
*'''Metal Goth''': [[NORP|Normal people]] cannot distinguish these from Metalheads and so they are rumored to be extinct.
*'''Nu-Goth''': A mixture of gothic and [[hipster]] fashion aesthetics. Most nu-goths haven't even heard of any gothic music acts, meaning they're [[poser|not really goths]] - as goth is a music based subculture.
*'''Otaku Goth''': An unholy combination that the Goth Illuminati invented to give young recruits an isolationist mentality. Prevents them from wanting to expand their circle of friends, so they can't be converted to babyfur when they turn 20.
*'''Pastel Goth''': An excuse for teens to wear "edgy" clothing, and super-bright colors while latching onto more established subcultures. Probably comes from [[tumblr]].
*'''[[Raver]] Goth''': A club goth with large, baggy pants and sometimes suspenders. Some of these wear Cat in the Hat-style hats, to honor their funny hat-wearing French heritage. - See Cybergoth.
*'''[[Bondage|S&M]] Goth''': Attempts to fit into another subculture that is more acceptable to mainstream society. The only visual difference is their pallor.
*'''Trad Goth''': They read Voltaire and Poe, and listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees. They (and your mom) are the only known users of Aqua Net, worshiping [[Nick Cave]] as a god, and quoting Alistair Crowley make these guys the [[fags|coolest goths]].
*'''Trench Coat Goths''': They wear trench coats and listen to metal. Fingerless gloves optional. Due to a certain high-tempered episode of free mass organ ventilation, goths try to distance themselves from them.
*'''Wannabe Goth''': Basically just faggots who act all depressed and cover one side of their face with their long hair, probably not even Goth... just some type of Emo, whom Goth hate passionately. Kurt Cobain wannabes. See Mallgoth.
 
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==The Music==
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One of the main focuses of goth "culture" is on the shitty music that inspired this "alternative lifestyle".
Traditional/"trad-goth" gothic rock and gothic-post-punk bands include:
*Bauhaus - started the post-punk trend towards "goth" with their "spooky" and experimental music. If you're goth you've heard their song "Bela Lugosi's Dead" [[at least 100]] times.
*[[holocaust|Bone Orchard]] - gothic-post-punk/deathrock/
*The Bolshoi - not the faggy dance ballet stuff, but the post-punk-pop band. You've probably heard "{{Ytlink|4FzFu-ze8pA|Away}}" or "{{Ytlink|-pob1sW4AjY|Sunday Morning}}" on 1980s Alternative/New Wave YouTube Music playlists.
*<strike>[[Chemo|The Cure]]</strike> '''''"TECHNICALLY ALTERNATIVE ROCK, GUIS"'''''
*Fields of The Nephilim - "yee-haw, im a cowboy" - Carl McCoy (FoTN frontman), ''probably''
*The Mission/The Mission UK - (the band Wayne Hussey started after leaving Sisters of Mercy)
*[[slut|Siouxsie]] and the [[faggots|Banshees]] - ''''"TECHNICALLY POST-PUNK, NERD"'''''
*[[The Sisters of Mercy]] (their leader Andrew Eldritch will cry 'till the sun comes up that he's "not a goth," though)
*[[Anorexic|Skeletal]] Family

Newer (post-80s) general "gothic bands" include:
[[File:Neil gaiman death girl goth.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Thanks to Neil Gaiman Death gave up the robes and the sickle to become a cute little goth girls]]
*The [[69]] Eyes
*The Bellwether Syndicate
*Black Angel
*Brotherhood
*Catherines Cathedral
*[[mu/|Chelsea Wolfe]]
*Dead Souls Rising
*Merciful Nuns
*The Merry Thoughts
*Rosetta Stone (UK)
*She Past Away
*Star Industry
*Sonsombre

Not necessarily gothic rock, but often mixed with gothrock music:
*Darkwave music (examples: Clan of Xymox, Dead Can Dance, The Crüxshadows)
*Deathrock music (examples: Alien Sex Fiend, 45 Grave)
*Horror Punk music (examples: Misfits, Blitzkid, The Jasons, Wednesday 13)
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==Canon==

Since goths are both seclusive, anti-social, and sectarian, there's really no pinning this down. They can't even get along with normal people well enough to avoid cutting, poetry or drugs. Getting them together long enough to agree on anything is like trying to resolve the [[CoS]] with common sense. Gothic fashion will tend towards a combination of two principles over time:

#Colors that no one else wears exclusively, so that they can have an identity
#Impractical designs

While they don't agree, they'll follow those principles. Fair skin is manpoints to goths, irrespective of genre or gender. In order to mitigate the potential social rejection they so long for, goths create uppity stock phrases to explain their aversion of sunlight. Goths like to tell non-goths that they have no style, and if style means [[AIDS]] then this is true.

PROTIP: Anyone who purposefully uses "wolf" in his name is either a Goth, an [[Injun]] or a [[pedophile]].

[[Image:dd_13.gif|thumb|200px|right|Based on a true story]]

==Diet==
With the notable exception of gothapotami (who'll eat fucking anything), goths are [[mustard|mustards]] subsisting solely on their own feelings of social ostracism. To feed, a goth must try to solicit fear, contempt, or ridicule from [[mundane]]s. This causes an avalanche on thin goths, who are all the more bizarre because they could have a reasonable real life.

Some cybergoths harbor extra feelings of elitism due to pronounced musculature from their supplementary [[meth]] and strenuous dancing.

They're also quite partial to Irn Bru.

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==[[Evolution]]==
The Gothic subculture has spawned several new genres of epic faggotry that compete to outdo each other. [[Emo]], [[Scene]], [[Actor|Art Theatre]] and ''"The Crow"'' fans stalk the mall and clog independent coffee shops, failing at prodigious rates. These separate identities are easily confused and actually non-existent.

Due primarily to the [[Nazi|German]] goths finally getting bored with mincing about like prats in black lipstick, the European community has been slipping ever more drastically in the direction of [[raver|candy-raving]] manic happy shit. [[Irony]] is defined here, if you missed it in 10th grade. In some sort of attempt to combine wearing bright colors and raving on [[ecstasy]] with the ethos and aesthetic of the Gothic movies they still pretend to like, the techno and trance tracks continue to be suspiciously overlaid with "sinister"-sounding chanting. This is the only noticeable difference between a ''European goth'' ecstasy rave and a ''mainstream'' ecstasy rave.

==World Goth Day==
As if it wasn't enough to go beyond obsessing over their music, and living a gothic lifestyle, there is in fact now a whole "holiday" dedicated to the Goth subculture. World Goth Day (or "[[Mershed Perderder|WARLD GAWFF DAE]]" in some dialects) is an [[int/|international]] celebration of Goth that takes place every year on the 22nd of May. Started [[2015]] in the United Kingdom, it has since been embraced by corporate entities and their social media to shill their "[[no|underground cred]]". See also: [[Halloween]] - aka Goth [[Christmas]].

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==Empty Threats, [[Lulz]] and [[You]]==

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|Just remember jackholes that when you take the piss out of people like this long enough, you wind up with another [[Columbine]] massacre. Just keep it coming...

|Focus, who got [[banned|b&]]

|You're an idiot if you get on my bad side. I'll get my revenge on you in some way, [[Internet Tough Guy|I can guarantee that to you.]] I'll confide in sources you don't know existed, I'll take charge and have my own [[personal army]] fucking your shit up, ripping you to shreds, letting them have their rightful piece of you if you aren't smart enough to stay on my go0d side. I [[lie|don't attack innocent people]], but if you dare take a hit at me, your shit will get fucked up. Huge reality check for you, and I won't give up until you're so miserable you can't even cry. People know not to make me mad in person, bad things happen. You little internet bitches are just starting to realize. If you give me one piece of information, no matter how minuscule it may seem, I can use that to build a whole web of shit around you, and there is no escape. I won't stop.

|[[IHM]], goth and wannabe /i/nsurgent

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The correct answer to any defense or retort is: "Why So Serious?"
 

==Goth Blocking==
In early 2010, mundanes began to report cases where they were "GOTH BLOCKED." Goths began to troll the entrances to restrooms and such. It has been theorized that this is an attempt of the Gothic race to fill the voids in their haunted afterlives.

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===How to Handle Being Goth Blocked===
*Do not panic.
*If threatened, summon your god. (If an atheist, you could consider summoning the [[cops]].)
*Don't worry. After all; they're Goth. Which means they're weak.
*Shove them aside and tell them to, "Get the fuck out of your way." They will stare at you in utter disbelief; but won't say anything, or risk losing the food they're eating. Which is 24/7.
*If it's a male goth (which is harder to discern than the female Goths) Grab him by his wimpy girl hair and smash his tiny head into the concrete. (Remember: they're Goths. Anyone not a Goth is instantly a [[Viking]] in terms of strength compared to these pansies.)

===Ways to to Prevent being Goth Blocked===
*Stay away from places goths frequent, such as cemeteries, the mall, and McDonald's.
*Avoid displaying feelings of despair, as this is likely to attract the goths.
*Engage in a subculture; only mundanes are goth blocked.
*Do not overuse self-tanner. Orange skin irritates goths.
*Do not worry about getting Goth Blocked, they are scared of any confrontation; Good or bad. They will walk away.

==Galleries==
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Image:OtakuGoth.jpg|The Otaku Goth stalks its unsuspecting prey.
Image:Antoncawk.jpg|Poser Goth
Image:Europe 526.jpg|Goths and [[vandal|Vandals]] once lived in harmony.
Image:AlarictheGoth.jpg|Alaric, King of the Goths. Not [[gay]].
Image:Bin Laden's Goth Son.jpg|[[Bin Laden]]'s son, Omar, is a goth. [[Trufax|No, srsly]].
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File:Goththenandnow.jpg|Evolution of Goth
Image:Suprise!!.jpg|[[Surprise buttsex|Surprise bustlesecks!]]
Image:Sabshroom.jpg|A typical goth whore.
Image:Frustrated Goth Is Frustr8d.JPG|He's NOT having a good day.
Image:Goth_Couple.jpg|A typical Goth Couple.
Image:2adelaidegoths.jpg|Two overweight goths from [[Adelaide|RAdelaide]], [[Ausfailia]], [[doing it wrong|showing the world how it's done]].
Image:101006 ae boobs by jcdr.png|Typical goth
Image:Goth Lee.jpg|An AZN Goth. (Also is an [[Insane Clown Posse]] fan)
image:Sneaking3.jpg|When the mockery became too much, Meat Loaf died his hair red and retired to the cemetery for some angst.
Image:Dontletitbreed.jpg|Why abortion should be legalized.
Image:Asiancowboydinosaurgoth.jpg|A faggy AZN Cowboy Dinosaur Goth.
Image:OSHITLOL.JPG|[[Michelle Belanger|Some]] are goth well into their 50's.
Image:AJ The Gay Viking.jpg|Ya think ya got enough [[black metal|spikes]] thar, [[no u|dude]]?
Image:Capeboy.jpg|Cape Boy: [[furry]], [[faggot]], and all-around snazzy dresser.
Image:Emo Gideon.gif|Surprisingly given their well documented Satanic and [[vampire|vampiric]] practices, only a few British goths vote [[Tory]].
Image:Gothic Wood.JPG|Very dark. Very goth. Very wood-paneled.
Image:Gothcake.jpg|[[Delicious Cake|Delicious goth cake, you must EAT IT!!]]
File:1357185370451.jpg|Note the [[Furby]] atop the wardrobe. Truly, the height of dark gothic fashion.
Image:Jet Jetson.jpg|As scary as it may seem, goths do procreate.
Image:Kawaii_Perky_Goth_7_by_Bloodmyer.jpg|Typical anime goth. Thinks she's “Kawaii”, just like all the other fugly anime goths.
Image:Dxdcockbag.jpg|I'M SO GOTH I SHIT BATS
Image:Dxdshitkurtz.jpg|GOTHS ARE NOT ABOVE SHITTING FAGGOTS
Image:Jamie.jpg|IMMA CHARGIN' MA RAZ0R.
Image:J-emo11.jpg|I would [[fap]] to [[photoshop|this]].
Image:Scenesters.jpg|[[lurk|What goths do in their free time]].
Image:Goth.jpg|Rebellious goths
Image:Gayesttchort.jpeg|YOUR DICK IN MY ASS MAKES ME FEEL SO TRVE !
Image:L 0e5954a692eb5cc6822114b3a8ef8b32.jpg|lulz Everyday is Halloweeeen!
Image:Pssmile02.jpg|Typical [[anime]]-freak goth.
Image:Graveyard_romp.jpg|This place is abandonded, like my soul.
Image:Deathmetal_mall.jpg|Even the [[Aeris]] cosplayer has friends...
Image:Cndwow1.jpg|A gay goth.
Image:Goth-myk2.jpg|Goths love their contrast settings
Image:SSchan1.jpg|Some Goths are also [[trap|traps]].
Image:Harry Potter Goths.jpg|Typical goth witches.
Image:Stefan_ackermann.jpg|[[Bill Kaulitz|Stefan Ackermann]] of [[Germany|Das Ich]] covers his body with [[MS Paint|paint]] at a concert.
Image:cyberkid.jpg|Typical CyberGoth; notice the condoms on its head. Also notice that it is Fapanese.
Image:Goths2.jpg|[[WTF]]
Image:Gothfreak.jpg‎|I think I've made my case, your Honor.
Image:pinkhairgoth.jpg| what a pretty flower!
Image:1242088178691.jpg|Q: Which one of the 4 tagged people is the Goth?
Image:Sherrodvsgammara0of.jpg|Fapfapfapfapfap.
Image:DeathrockBitchez.jpg|Goths = Deathrockers = Losers
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Image:GothyGoth.jpg|Halloween is not a lifestyle.
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Image:RoguePineapple.jpg|Some goths are actually mutated fruits.
Image:Gothfail.jpg|A [[lie|beautiful]] Goth kid .
File:Goth fattie.jpg|He belittles Christians by eating them.
Image:Gothsclosed.png|Goth's Closed, due to Christ.
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==Videos==
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==See Also==
[[File:PepeTheFrogGothmemes.jpg|250px|thumb|right|"[[Pepe|PEPE]]!!"]]
*[[Columbine]] - The media immediately blamed Goth culture for causing this, even though the [[fags|2 killers]] weren't involved in any way with the culture.
*[[Faggoth]]
*[[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab]]
*[[Goggles]]
*[[GoneGothic]]
*[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
*[[LJ Lice Drama]]
*[[My Immortal]]
*[[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]]
*[[New Romantic]]
*[[The Sisters of Mercy]] - one of the OG gothrock bands.
*[[Suicide Girls]]
*[[Emo]] - Goth's whiny kid sister.
*[[Steampunk]] - Goth's dorky, autistic little brother.
*[[Nu metal]] - wigger/metal fusion which is popular with mall-goths.
*[[Chav]] - Strange creatures native to [[Great Britain]] that prey upon goths.
*[[Vampire]]
*[[VampireFreaks]] - One of the most famous Goth forums.

===Notable Goths===
*[[Chin-chan]]
*[[Chuckula]]
*[[Don Henrie]]
*[[Emilie Autumn|Emilie "Glittertits" Autumn]]
*[[Ex-Raye]]
*[[Friends of A-Log#MsUmlaut|MsUmlaut]]
*[[Girlvinyl]]
*[[Gothguurl1989]]
*[[Gothzilla]]
*[[IHM]]
*[[Ickeriss69]]
*[[Jack Spicer]]
*[[Jeff Weise]] - an [[injun]] goth from an isolated, shitty, rural reservation in the middle of fucking nowhere. He killed 9 people on March 21st, [[2005]], at his local [[school]].
*[[Jerry from Doomsday Refreshment Committee]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - Tried to [[school shooting|shoot up his school]]. He only got [[epic fail|1]] kill though.
*[[KurtBatz]]
*[[Lustifera]]
*[[Matt Crimmins]]
*[[Michelle Belanger]]
*[[MissHannahMinx]]
*[[MsUmlaut]]
*[[Neil Gaiman]]
*[[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]]
*[[Nickolaus]]
*[[Sophie Lancaster]]
*[[Tara Gilesbie]]
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2026-05-09T13:41:37Z

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[[File:Nazi-go-round.gif|thumb|A typical Nazi party, yesterday]]
[[Image:Halt-hammerzeit.jpg‎|thumb|Apparently Nazis were excellent dancers.]]
[[Image:Lolnazitat.jpg|thumb|[[Lollercaust|:O]]]]
[[File:Three nazis walk into a bar.png|right|thumb|Stop me if you've heard this one]]
[[Image:Jonas Bros Fanboi.jpg|thumb|One can wonder.]]
[[Image:stylin nazis.jpg|thumb|Nazis are known to have [[Butthurt|trolled]] people before and after the Internet was invented.]]

A '''Nazi''', or '''National Socialist''', aka [[wikipedia]] part of Wikimedia Foundation aka WMFOffice is a member of the [[TL;DR|Nationalsozialistischen Deutschen Arbeiterpartei]] [[religion]] and a follower of its [[trolling|ideology]]. Nazis came to power in [[Germany]] [[at least 100 years ago]] under the [[win|wise]] leadership of [[Adolf Hitler]] who loved wikijews. For teh [[lulz]], they went and took over [[Europe]] and allegedly killed [[Over 9000|over 12,000,000,000,000]] [[Jews|Untermenschen]]. Chances are if a loser, buttfucking person like [[you]] lived in Germany around that time, then you would be rightfully pwned as well, especially if you are a [[kike]], [[fag]], [[nigga]], [[retard]], or [[fat]]tie. Because of this, Nazis are pure good and you must show your support of all things Nazi at every given opportunity. If anyone shows the slightest interest in the Third Reich in history or National Socialism as a political theory, or even spiffy uniforms, you must assist them in any way possible.

Could you imagine what type of shit hole we would be living in if they hadn't killed all those Jews? There would be Jews everywhere! Let's be nice and say only 12 million were killed (which wasn't enough): they would have multiplied like Asian bunnies. It is a known fact that Jews are the cause of all the world's problems. We would be driving flying cars powered by the earth's energy, no Ben Stiller movies, and maybe you wouldn't be so fucking poor, along with knowing the fact that when shit hits the fan and the world is about to be fucked, that's when some Jew kyke basterds will be in a space ship sipping kosher bud light because their ancestors spent their entire time on earth trying to JEW YOU HARD.

== Instructions ==

#Invoke an internal and external enemy.
#Create secret prisons where torture takes place.
#Develop a thug caste or paramilitary force not answerable to citizens.
#Set up an internal surveillance system.
#Harass citizens' groups.
#Engage in arbitrary detention and release.
#Target key individuals.
#Control the press.
#Preheat oven to 1,488° Fahrenheit.
#Treat all political dissidents as traitors.
#Suspend the rule of law.
#???
#PROFIT!

== Nazi ideology ==

During the 1920s and 1930s Homosexuality was dubbed the "German Vice". The [[卐|Nazi]] party and especially the Schutzstaffel (SS) attracted young Aryan homosexuals to [[in the ass|join their lines]] and cover it up with BS politics. The Nazi party therefore became the biggest gay organization in Europe. (Gay rights were invented in Nazi Germany, as were animal and furry rights, and the lack of rights for smokers.) To cover up their faggotry, they had to kill men as much as they fuck them. This was convenient, as a scapegoat could serve both the gay mafia and the general populace's demand for redemption, as follows:

It's the Jews' fault. All of it. Lose a war? Jews. Country in a massive economic depression? Jews. Can't escape this overwhelming feeling of powerlessness and futility? Jews. Michael Jackson die? Jews. Step in some dog crap? Jew dog. It's all simple. The only effective weapon against the Jewish threat is the righteous [[White|Aryan]] nations rallying under '''{{ytlink|B3IjcmOCfIg|Adolf Hitler}}'''. Hitler is awesome and Hitler will solve all your problems.

The only flaw in killing the Jews was the gas chamber. If Hitler didn't use the gas chamber, but chopped the corpses into Eukanuba, who knows how much money he could have earned. Maybe he could have gotten rid of another lesser race like the niggers. If he wiped out all the niggers, then maybe we wouldn't deal with the shit that niggers make.

To properly live as a Nazi, one must constantly wear the right sexy uniform. Men must be clean, live well and be totally [[not gay]]. To show how proud they are of their white skin, they should mark it all up in a mass of black ugly [[tattoo]]s of swastikas, SS, Hitler, runic letter Z, dumbass numerical c0dez for secret slogans like "14-7" and "88", shamrocks, and whatever other shit they can come up with to cover up all the white bits until nobody can tell they belong to an inferior race just by looking at them. Women must make healthy Aryan [[Anabelle Lotus|babies]]. Lots and lots of healthy Aryan babies. Women have only one good hole so they should keep it in top shape!

Nazis founded a political ideology of and [[Antisemitism]], [[Communism|Anticommoonism]], and [[Conservative|far-right doctrine]] that on paper sounded utterly retarded. However, by implementing [[Bullshit|free market capitalistic]] ideas as [[Communism|government-sponsored economic programs, government-sponsored development of infrastructure, government ideological indoctrination groups, and government-sponsored violent coercion]], the Nazis were able to unite Germany around it. As in reality Communism [[Truth|does not work]], everyone knows that the Nazis ''really'' rebuilt the economy by redistributing all the gold they stole from the Jews.

=== Put your left-wing out, do the hokey pokey ===

While many believe the Nazis were far-right extremists, they were also indisputably '''left-wing''' extremists. Besides the obvious, they were socialists who hated capitalism. Now this might seem fucking obvious to anyone who ever considered the deeper meaning behind '''National Socialist Party''' and the bit where the Nazis wanted to redistribute all the phat loots from the Jews. But obviously, politics is very complicated. The confusion isn't helped by the fact people are fucking stupid, we're living in the [[Matrix]], and lizard men control the earth. These lizard men are waiting for the one true thinker to arise—this person, be they [[man]], [[woman]], or [[furry]], will answer this haunting enigma so we can all go home, and they can get back to resurrecting Hitler as Microsoft Hitler 3.1.

== Famous Nazis ==
=== Heinrich Himmler ===
[[File:Heinrich Himmler.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Himmler is amused by your faggotry]]
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Himmler was the Reichsführer of the SS and all of its aspects. Himmler was the model Aryan superman, with his slanted, chinky eyes and his weak chin. Himmler was a complete sperg that no one in the party actually liked. But you know what they say, successful organization is complete without a totally obsessed, hard-working [[aspie]] and Heinrich Himmler was Hitler's favorite aspie. His hobbies included gardening, [[catnarok|Neo-Pagan mysticism]], serving his Führer, and genocide. Before joining the Nazis he farmed [[Chikins|chikkinz]], LOL. Rumor has it that he was secretly part gook and a homosexual

=== Artur [[User:Axmann|Axmann]] ===

Axmann was the second leader of the Hitler Youth ([[LOL WUT|Reichsjugendführer]]) from 1940 to 1945. Born in Hagen on 18 February 1913. He studied [[Internet Law|law]] and in 1928, founded the first Hitler Youth group in West[[phallus|phalia]].

=== Marty Bormann ===

Bormann was the [[Lemonparty|personal secretary]] to the [[Hitler|Führer]], and as such had [[BDSM|total control]] of his life: Every piece of information and request that went to the [[W|Führer]] was vetted by him - and every order out was too, and was called by some the real Führer. STFU, BORMANN, NOBODY LIKES YOU. Some people believe that he [[an_hero|went missing]]. Allegedly, [https://www.nytimes.com/1971/09/05/archives/memoirs-tie-bormann-to-soviet-general-gehlen-says-hitlers-top-aide.html Bormann was actually an irl troll who was a soviet secret agent the whole time], the suspicions lie at the fact that his dead body has never been found and that he was nowhere to be found nearby at the end of the days of the Reich. Some say he escaped from the fuhrerbunker to Moscow to report back to the Soviet intelligence agency, getting congratulated on a job well done subverting and completely [[trolling|derping]] the Reich to destruction.

=== Joseph Goebbels ===

{{Main|Joseph Goebbels}}

Goebbels was the [[Ben Garrison|propaganda Minister]] and official [[emo]] child of the 3rd Reich. A long mysterious childhood illness left him with a [[erectile dysfunction|limp]] and standing only about [[short man syndrome|5 ft. tall]] and weighing only about [[Pro-ana|100 pounds]] soaking wet, thus making him ideal for storing in tight spaces as well as totally and unrepentantly [[kawaii|KAWAII]]. He was totally [[ghey]] for '''{{ytlink|KufHGYKqH9E|Hitler}}''', so much so that together they proved their emosity and made a [[suicide]] pact that just so happened to also include Goebbels's wife and six kids.

=== Hermann Göring ===

{{Main|Hermann Göring}}

Göring, after becoming a major aviation hero in the First World War, joined the National Socialist movement, pissed off the government, and got briefly exiled to Sweden. There, he got addicted to [[drugs|morphine]] and became a raging [[fatass]]. He returned to Germany and became president of the Reichstag under Hitler and [[ruination|Field Marshall]] of one of the greatest air forces in history and still got [[pwned]] by the RAF.

[[Image:HeydrichPortrait11.jpg|thumb|left|Reinhard Heydrich. He's Aryaner than you.]]

=== Reinhard Heydrich ===

Heydrich was the chief of the Gestapo and SD spy network. He was and still is considered by many to be the symbol of the perfect Nazi. He was tall, handsome, and very very [[jewish|Aryan]]; an accomplished violinist and fencer, and all-around [[alpha male]] who would sleep with your girlfriend and have you arrested for [[faggotry]]. Also the one prominent Nazi who very likely may have been part Jew. LOL, [[irony]]. Actually, this makes sense because Heydrich had a knack for [[Jews_did_WTC|orchestrating fake attacks for his own personal political gain.]] Heydrich`s personality also had all the similarites with a typical Jew, being cunning and manipulative.

=== Erich Priebke ===

Priebke was a Hauptsturmführer in Italy, particularly Rome. When 33 Nazi's were killed by a resistance movement called the [[Hippie|Italian Resistance]] Priebke applied a rule in which ten [[Jews]] were killed for every killed Nazi, ten times 33 being 330, he didn't kill 330, but 335! [[OMFG]]. This created mass [[butthurt]] amongst people who weren't born in the war but still did care. After the losing the war, he fled to [[Argentinia]] where he lived for about fifty years. But after this time people were still [[butthurt]] and didn't forget about the World War, even when they weren't born in it or were as old to remember it, so they prosecuted an 81-year-old man to gain satisfaction.

=== Josef Kramer ===

Pappa J-Kramer was Commandant of the Bergen-Belson concentration camp. He had the sickest nick-name, which was "The Beast of Belsen" although Kramer was naughty and was responsible for the deaths of thousands. He was a Nazi war criminal. He was born in Munich and he joined the Nazi Party in 1931 also before Bergen-Belsen he was a Hauptsturmfuhrer of Auschwitz and was in charge of the gas chambers. When Bergen Belsen was liberated by the tea-drinkers, he actual gave them a tour around the camp, he was then arrested.
They say he was trailed and hanged for his war crimes. They are wrong. He later on went to become the popular character Kramer in a famous American sitcom called ''Seinfeld''.

=== Eva Braun ===
[[Image:Shocked.jpg|thumb|Eva Braun reacts to Hitler's [[cock]].]]
Braun was Hitler's personal Jewish faghag.

Can be exploited for trolling Nazis for [[Win|great Lulz.]]

=== Rudolf Hess ===

Hess was the [[Commons:Wikimedia:Category:Rudolf Hess|King of eyebrows]]. He was Hitler's right-hand man up until the eve of the invasion of Russia when he decided to fly to England and try negotiating a peace settlement [[I did it for the lulz|without telling anybody]]. Hitler was not amused. The next time Hess made a major public appearance he was on trial at Nuremberg, [[batshit insane|counting his fingers repetitively and laughing at inappropriate moments]].

Hess's views on the whole incident: {{wayback|http://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-1-75474672|20080922224710|title=page 1}} <s>[https://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-2-75487624 2]</s> <s>[https://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-3-75538329 3]</s> {{wayback|http://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-4-75584497|20081104012855|title=4}} {{wayback|http://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-5-75626377|20081104180253|title=5}} <s>[https://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-6-76193189 6]</s> <s>[https://phobs.deviantart.com/art/WonderReich-page-7-77551657 7]</s>

[[Image:Playing with blondi.JPG|thumb|left|Nazis love [[Nazi pug|animals]] and [[Greenpeace|the Earth]].]]

=== Blondi ===

Blondi was Hitler's [[dog|canine companion]]. Proof that [[buy a dog|getting a dog]] doesn't always work. This also fueled rumors about Hitler preferring [[furries]] to [[Cumslut|his wife Eva]]. More rumors also state that Blondi was actually a fur coat for his beloved [[Mudkip]]s.

=== Claus Philipp Maria Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg ===
[[Image:cruisenazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[Leave Bond to me|Leave SPs to Me]]]]
[[Image:Mengele alignment.jpg|thumb|right|Toothy gap of DOOM]]

Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg was a <s>German army officer</s> Jew. With a totally sweet eyepatch, he quickly became one of the Third Reich's most feared men. Unfortunately, he became [[butthurt]] when [[Hitler]] tried to turn Germany something he did not like, so he hatched a treasonous plot to kill Hitler with a bomb in a briefcase left at one of Hitler's strategy meetings. This was easier said than done, because Stauffenberg was missing his right hand and had only three fingers on his left hand, which would have made [[fap]]ping extremely hard. Unfortunately, some oblivious [[Hero|douche]] kicked the briefcase and the explosion was fucked up so that Hitler only lost his pants, and not his life. Long story short, someone ratted Stauffenberg out, and he was hunted down and [[pwned]] by firing squad the day after the July 20 plot.

In the end, all Stauffenberg managed to accomplish was to murder an innocent stenographer and fail in his ultimate mission. Despite that, he is celebrated in Germany today, even though he was a colossal failure.

=== Josef Mengele ===

{{Main|Josef Mengele}}

Mengele was a true pioneer in [[IDIFTL|doing it for the lulz]]. Young Josef Mengele (also known as Mengy-kun, Bishie Queen Of The SS) was a new doctor happily working away at his genetic research when suddenly the evil spewing from his magnificent toothy gap told him it would be fun to go mutilate Jews in the name of [[The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz|science]]. Because of his hard work and dedication, [[Bill Nye|the world]] now knows that you cannot change someone's eye color by injecting them with [[bleach]], that sitting in cold water for a long time will indeed kill you slowly, that people die when you rip out their organs, and that just because you've sewn them together doesn't mean they're Siamese twins.

=== Amon Goeth ===
 
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== Contemporary (Neo) Nazis ==

Back in the day, Nazis were supposed to be the apex of humanity. They were educated, cultured and [[dignity|dignified]]. However, nowadays, neo nazis are the second most backward class of mankind after niggers. If you come across a neo nazi, they are likely to resemble these fine, genetically superior examples of humanity:

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File:Weevishitlerson.jpg| Is that [[Weev]] and [[Sam Hyde]]?
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File:Main Kampf cock.jpg|Reading ''Mein Kampf'' and playing with his Hitler.
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File:Pol nazeefag.png|[[pol|/pol/]]
File:Justin bieber sieg fail.jpg|[[Justin Bieber]] is a Nazi.
File:Siegfail.jpg|[[User:Sieg_Fail|Sieg Fail]]
File:Prussianblue.jpg|[[Prussian Blue|Fapfapfap]]
File:Axis powers.jpg|ARYANS [[Threesome|UNITE!!!!]]
File:Neo nazi fatass.jpg|How Nazis hail taxicabs.
File:Hey nazi chick.jpg |[[whore|Dumb Bitch]]. She's also holding an Israeli weapon, typical Blond Nazi.
File:Allgier.jpg|[[Eminem]]
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File:WLMPRO3.jpg|WLM STILL MATTER
File:WLMPRO4.jpg|Some protest..
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File:Skinhead britney.jpg|LOL WUT
File:Black nigger nazis.jpg| They come in black too
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File:Nazinigger.jpg|LOL, silly skinhead, that sort of thing will get you sent to camp!
File:RonPaulsupporter.jpg|Most Nazis [[fap]] to [[Ron Paul]].
File:Niggeracist.jpg|Some modern Nazis happen to be black person than others, though not for the lack of trying.
File:Skingirls_Toppless_&_Sexy_(23).jpg‎‎|Nazis Gone Wild.
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If [[Hitler]] was alive today and saw his modern followers or Deutschland, [[an hero|he'd shoot himself again]].

Modern day Nazis and their assorted brethren make for astounding targets for trolling. Dealing with the fact that they have been largely reduced to hapless anachronisms, they tend to band together for shelter in the far corners of the Internet, such as on sites like [[Daily Stormer]], [[Stormfront]] and other FBI honeypots. That, plus they're mostly a bunch of drunken degenerate idiots who are [[unwarranted self-importance|absolutely convinced that they are 100% right]] and will quite loudly tell you [[aspierations|how right they are]]. They often fail to realize that racism is a learned behavior, not a deep-seated biological survival instinct, and presenting them with any genetic and racial science newer then '''1965''' will cause them to promptly [[shit bricks|shit brix]] and go into an autistic [[hissy fit|fit of Righteous Aryan Rage]].

Whereas the original Nazis actually maintained their Germanic culture, celebrating, appreciating and reveling in German art, literature and music, modern day Nazis get their culture by listening to a lot of shitty White Power Rock'n'Roll. Never mind the fact that rock'n'roll is essentially African-American folk music [[stolen|borrowed]] by the White Man, and that "borrowing" something from another culture is the purest definition of multiculturalism, and that Hitler devoted an entire chapter of ''[[Mein Kampf]]'' describing how the degradation of Aryan culture would lead to the extinction of the white man.

Often, modern Nazis will tell you how [[bullshit|they are not about hate]]. Because trying to form an All-White purified European culture and exterminating any non-whites or people who disagree with you is all about love and tolerance.

The new Nazis hate [[Muslim]]s more than [[Jews]] (just ask [[Sweden]]) even though Hitler admired and allied with Muslim peoples and even considered their religion superior to Christianity.

{{quote|[[lol wut|We in the National Alliance do believe in freedom and we DO believe in diversity. Not in racial diversity within a given nation-state, of course, but lots of other kinds of diversity: craftsman and farmer, musician and scholar, warrior and statesman, visionary and manager, and so on. We believe in that type of diversity because we believe in freedom.]]| National Alliance front page, basically admitting to inbreeding with close relatives}}
 
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{{quote|I would not have [[Jews|Jewish]] friends because [[Fact|they're dishonest and steal stuff right out of your hands and run off with it.]]| Nazi Kid on [[Jews]]}}
 
2 of 3 Nazi Übermensch are actually Jewish. '''{{archive|slTIj|Boris Becker and Scarlett Johansson}}''' Pathetic aryans.

=== /b/tards ===

In [[90s|1993]], an [[Lurker|undercover]] [[Jew]] discovered [[Btard|/b/tard]]s having a [[4chan_Gold_Account|secret club meeting]]:

{{quote|His search led him to an aging local historian and former SS guard. He introduced Svoray, who was using a fake name to avoid antisemitism, to his son. The son invited Svoray to a "movie screening" at his house the next night. When Svoray arrived, he found a room packed with men clothed in the brown uniforms of Nazi stormtroopers.

Before fainting, Svoray saw the men enraptured by the vision of Hitler on the screen before them, which quickly cut to an action shot of four men raping and beating an 8-year-old girl. He collapsed as they masturbated in their chairs.|[https://gwhatchet.com/1999/04/15/israeli-journalist-uncovers-neo-nazi-movement/|YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!]}}

=== Thais ===

Sacred Heart Preparatory School, a [[christian]] school in [[Redneck|Chiang Mai]] found out a way to [[cosplay]] without dressing up like [[trap|bargirl versions]] of [[Anime|pop-cultural characters]]. How? By dressing up like nazis, of course:

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File:Sacred_heart_nazi_parade_1.jpg|But where's the rest of the parade?
File:Sacred_Heart_Nazi_Parade_2.jpg|PEW-PEW-PEW!
File:Sacred_Heart_Nazi_Parade_3.jpg|Sieg Fail!
File:Sacred_Heart_Nazi_Parade_4.jpg|Heil [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]! Innocent aryan sungod of the east!
File:Sacred_heart_nazi_parade_5.jpg|My, that's a nice dress. Probably the nicest dress in SE [[Asia]] since [[pwn|the french left Vietnam]].
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== Nazi achievements ==
[[File:Lolwut nazi sex.gif|thumb|right|300px|Why Nazi breeding experiments failed]]

Nazis ruled Germany for ten years, yet their only long lasting achievement which benefited their race was the production of the Volkswagen Beetle (Which is pretty shit anyway and the blueprints are from Czechoslovakia which the Nazis stole, that means they're also stealing Jews). The Nazis also managed to create the lulziest war ever, and managed to get a high score of 6,000,000 kills, but was defeated by the final boss [[Russia]]. The Russians then proceeded to deport sixteen million Prussians from their stolen third of Germany... in cattle trains and using them as extras impersonating yids for the production of the Schindler's List. After the Worldwide success of the film everything Nazi became culturally frowned upon; with the following exceptions.

== Culturally acceptable Nazis ==
[[File:Nazi uniforms by hugo boss.png|thumb|right|Nazis were natty dressers]]
*[[Jimmy Wales|Alfred Rosenberg]] – Philanthropist.
*David von Gurion – heavy duty runway.
*Herbert von Karajan – Too long; didn't listen.
*Leni Riefenstahl – Scuba diver, photographer, hot bitch, gerontological proof of Aryan superiority.
*Wernher von Braun – Nazis in space!
*Kurt Waldheim – A Nazi who actually ran the whole world
*Pope Benedict XVI – Nazi pope
*Carl Jung; Once philosemite whose fetish turned to extreme rage after falling out with Freud, then a recanting of views after the Nazis lost.
*Hugo Boss (see right)
*[[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] This Hot piece of [[Germany|German Ass]] is proof of Nazi Eugenics and is a modern one

== Other ways to be a Nazi ==

*[[Feminazi]]
*[[Grammar Nazi]]
*[[Nazi Furs|Nazi Fur]]
*[[Pants Nazi]]
*[https://www.xenu.net/archive/photoalbum/propaganda/ Scientology] (wait...did we just [[Godwin's Law|Godwinded]] Scientology? Way to fucking go Anon...)
*[[Secret Nazi]]
*[[Wikipedian]] - Promoter of fascism and "improvement of the project" over self-esteem.
*[[Jew|Zionist]]

==Trolling with Nazis==

[[Image:Eating babies.jpg|thumb|What Jews think all Nazis look like.]]
[[Image:naziganguro.jpg|thumb|What [[weeaboo|anime fans]] think Nazis look like.]]
[[Image:nazifur10.jpg|thumb|What [[nazi furs|furfags]] think Nazis look like.]]
[[Image:Nazi Pin up.jpg|thumb|And another...]]

*Say you're interested in National Socialism as a political philosophy.
*That Hitler was right.
*That Hitler was great.
*[[Laibach|Act like you're a Nazi but claim to be totally against their ideas.]]
*Suggest that the estimated 6 million dead may be exaggerated.
*Go to YouTube. Search a documentary on the Holocaust and comment "Happy New Year from Germany".
*Point out that there were more non-Jews killed by the Nazis in their "ethnic cleansing" plan than Jews. (You'll be accused of being an antisemitic Nazi yourself. Sense. It makes none.)
*Mention that the Nazis actually did do a few good things for Germany (building the autobahn, saving the country from complete economic collapse, restoring national pride, [https://www.cracked.com/article_15767_third-reich-to-fortune-500-five-popular-brands-nazis-gave-us.html etc].)
*Put a [[swastika]] somewhere.
*Do something vaguely Nazi-ish.
*Shaving your head automatically makes you a Nazi suspect.
*Explain how Hitler was damn good at motivating people to do his bidding.
*Point out that the Nazis, especially the SS, had the best uniforms ever.
*Accuse someone of being a Nazi and/or compare their actions to those of the Nazis.
*[[srsly]], do something with Nazis that isn't 100% NAZIS R BAD and just watch the flames come rolling in.
*Create a Failbook Fan-Page for your local Nazi member of Parliament<s>[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Peter-Abetz/177265353510?]</s> (gone), and laugh when they try and sue your broke ass!
*State that as of June 2024, it is a legally-determined fact that IRL pwning one Jew [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645320/Former-Auschwitz-guard-jailed-five-years.html will only get you 15 minutes of jailtime.] 
 
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=== Typical response to trolling with Nazis ===
 
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|Quite obviously, the evidence presents approximately 23 million Jews were killed during WWII, and if you don't agree with that you are ignorant.|Ignorant Jew
|Not gonna lie, this page is more than a little unsettling. I don't excuse those who have reacted to it with equal-yet-opposite hatred, but neither can I blame them. I want to think you don't believe in the things these symbols stand for, but I am not so naive to think it impossible.|
|Son of a BITCH! AFTER ALL THE NAZIS PUT THE JEWS AND OTHERS THROUGH, YOU SUPPORT THEM!? YOU'RE [[LOL WUT|NOYHING]] BUT A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!|
|cant unterstand how and why people can be such obsessed with nazis. have you ever thought of all the kz victims for example? are you really so dumb? [[Propaganda|what are you taught in history there in the US?]]|
|The total estimated human loss of life caused by World War II was roughly 72 million people. The civilian toll was around 47 million, including 20 million deaths due to war related famine and disease. The military toll was about 25 million, including the deaths of about 5 million prisoners of war in captivity. [[Pwnt|The Allies lost about 61 million people, and the Axis lost 11 million.]] You are truly brainly if you can symphatize with such a great think like killing people for such a reason .. woke up Nazi|
|WTF you bich woke up or go out and find some boyfriend. Actually you so fuck uglly that you have no chance anyway I feel so sorry for you and please dont waste your time with repplying...|
|What's the point of being a Nazi if it's completley impossible for you to make a difference in society anymore. Everyone in the world that isn't a nazi hates you and most Nazis are just kids who read a lot about them and act like they do. Either that or they're racist towards jewish people.|
|Why can't you have national socialism without the swastikas? [[Why do you hate America?|And do you hate jews?]]|
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All of these quotes were taken exclusively from the comments in {{wayback|http://nihilss.deviantart.com/|20070911133910|title=one DA account}}.

==How to troll Nazis==

[[Image:Friendly Nazi.jpg|thumb|What sane people (non-[[kikes]]) think all Nazis look like.]]

[[File:Sam L Jackson as a Nazi.png|thumb|right|250px|<center>Tell them that this is what their Third Reich looks like today</center>]]

[[File:Asuka is black .jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>For some reason this pic always pisses of Nazis</center>]]

*[[Hegel#The master–slave dialectic|Invalidate hierarchy]]
*Correct their [[Germany|German]]. When they write ''"Sieg heil"'' tell them that in German it is proper that both words be capitalized because they are both considered proper nouns. Sieg which means victory and Heil, health or reverence. When you say ''"Sieg Heil"'' you are literally saying ''"Victory, reverence and health to the German Reich"''.
*Talk about your happy and successful interracial relationship. Be sure to post pictures.
*Make sure to ask them, "If Nazis are so superior, why did they lose to a [[Nigger|Black Man]] (Jesse Owens) 4 times at the 1936 Berlin Olympics?"
*Talk about your happy and successful homosexual relationship. Be sure to post pics. (Doesn't count if you're not white)!
*Say you're a [[Communist]] or [[fucknut|Marxist]]: the other evil.
*Say the Republican party and Christian churches don't like them.
*Tell them that most neo-Nazis have an IQ of 85, so they're no different from a nigga.
*Tell them that they are inbred.
*Remind them the real Aryans are Iranian/Indian people (again this proves Nazis have low IQs).
*Rwmind tjem that hot, blonde, blue eyed and big titted Aryan girls, given a choice, would choose a well providing Jew any day over their trailor park, meth head, welfare ass.
*Remind them the Swastika is an symbol Hitler stole again from the real Aryans.
*Tell them Iran stands for the "Land of the Aryans".
*Tell them Jews are superior people and own everything including the world.
*Mention that the fact that all [[sluts|White girls]] have a innate, insatiable craving for a big black [[cock|cawk]] that no white man can satisfy.
*Ask their opinion on [[Barack Obama]]. Bonus points if you get them arrested for making terrorist threats!
*Inform them that the Nazis were Marxist/Socialist and that Hitler, like Marx, was just a [[White guilt|self-hating]] Jew.
**And if they say the Nazis fought the Communists, tell them that was only because they were competing for the same [[You|pathetic excuses for human beings]] that [[Welfare|could not support themselves]] to recruit as mindless tools.
***You can continue this line of thought and tell them that the cradle-to-grave welfare policies of the Nazis actually ''hurt'' the "[[Gay|Aryan]]" race by helping those that [[Evolution|should have been left to die at the side of the road]], which lets them pollute the gene [[Pool's Closed|pool]].
*Remind them that if they hadn't driven Albert Einstein out of Germany, they might have won the battle, but lost the war.
*Say that it would be helpful to learn Spanish/Arabic/Chinese in Today's changing Society.
*Ask how the weather is in [[Russia]]. Bonus points if they're actually Russian and you mention how true Nazi ideology holds Slavs as [[Jews|inhuman beasts]].
*Suggest that their problems in obtaining gainful employment might not have so much to do with Jews and/or niggers and/or illegal immigration but perhaps may have more to do with the word HATE being tattooed across their forehead.
**Go one step further and suggest that a lot of their problems might originate from their dropping out of school in the fifth grade
*Tell them that Arabs, not Jews did 9/11.
**They really hate Arabs and Muslims too.
***Even though they allied with them during [[WWII]].
*Point out the fact that all neo-Nazis are non-German fucks who would have been killed by the SS.
*Remind them of the fact that Rock, Metal, and every other genre that neo-Nazi bands ape is ultimately derived from Black American folk music.
*Say that Night by Elie Wiesel is a powerful and magnificent work of literature that everyone in the whole world should read.
*Remind them that Jews are the smartest race, and black people are the strongest. Therefore the only master race would be a half black, half Jewish person. That's right, Lenny Kravitz is the new Führer! [[Goggles|Protective eyewear]] is suggested in case their brain explodes at the concept.
*[[WTF|Ask why there are mass graves scattered across Eastern Europe full of Jewish bodies and German bullets.]]
*Remind them that the estimated six million dead Jews is only a very rough estimate and that the number may be as high as over [[over 9000|eleven million]] (no shit, Sherlock).
**Remind them you couldn't tell Jews apart from most ''Aryan'' Germans with their pants up and their noses covered.
**Explain how the word "Aryan", when used in the correct context, is a term used to describe the Indo-Iranian and Indo-European language groups, not a race of people.
*Remind them that the 6 million Jews was less than a third of the total death count.
*Tell them Oswald Spengler was a communist.
*Tell them Oswald Spengler thought racists, antisemitic people, and misogynists were imbeciles:
**"How much envy of the capability of other people in view of one's lack of it lies hidden in antisemitism!"
**"When one would rather destroy business and scholarship than see Jews in them, one is an ideologue, a danger for the nation. Idiotic."
*[[Israel|Ask them to explain the sudden complete disappearance of traditional Eastern European Jewish culture after World War II]].
*Ask them if they're Jewish. When they say no, respond with a sarcastic "Suuuuuure you're not!" Keep repeating until they assault you and/or admit their Jewish roots with a full Genographic Project test.
*Discuss the finer aspects of Heinrich Himmler's '''{{archive|gVOp|speech at Poznan}}'''. Bonus points if you mention that Himmler was a total [[Assburgers|Aspie]] who eschewed figurative language!
*Tell them that Goering was probably gay or a bisexual.
*Tell them that Joseph Goebbels looked like a [[fag]] and had a kikeface.
*Say [[Nietzsche]] was [[slav|Polish]], not German; even Nietzsche himself denied being German. In fact, he said that the only reason Germany was any good was because Germans had so much "Polish blood" in them.
**Tell them, that Nietzsche considered proto-Nazis, antisemites and similar racists the greatest dumbfucks eva.
*Inform them how America was inhabited by [[Native Americans|native red people]] and say that was genocide too. Bonus points if they don't realize that Hitler used that same argument against the Americans.
*Kindly remind them that [[Wikipedia:Fred Leuchter|Fred Leuchter]] has only a BA in history (not science), has no engineering license, doesn't understand [[Zyklon B]], and has been [[pwned|proven wrong]] by experts with actual engineering degrees.
*Mention that Hitler is one of the most [[popular|despised and hated]] figures of all time, and the fake propaganda they spread isn't going fool anybody to think otherwise.
*The Holocaust really happened and is one of the most widely documented events in history. So get over it, fuckwit.
*Tell them to [[retard|to come up with something original]]. If they tell you they came up with everything themselves, tell them [[Liar|"no you didn't retard"]].
**Also tell them retards, cripples and handicapped were also killed in the T-4 Mental hospital eugenics program. Bonus points if they don't realize the connection with [[West Virginia|long term effects of inbreeding]].
*Ask them about why Hitler choose to raze Germany and not assist wounded German citizens in the last days of WWII. Bonus points if they don't bring up the concept of "honor".
*Tell them how the film "Downfall" made you laugh and laugh....
*Ask them about Hitler's Jewish relatives and his failed efforts to cover them up.
*Tell them how they act just like their stereotypes of other races. ie: black person, black person, black person, black person, [[welfare|etc]]. From that point on start referring to them as a [[skinhead|chalk/pale/white-washed nigger]] or something.
*Remind them that Rotmistrov outmaneuvered Nazi tank commanders at Kursk. Bonus points if you hint that Rotmistrov had Jewish blood.
*Tell them that Nazi tank commanders believed that [[LOLWUT|running over Camel shit was a sign of luck.]] Then tell them the Allies made bombs camouflaged as Camel dung. (It worked)
*Remind them that the Jagdpanzer was the most retarded tank of all time.
*Call a [[KKK]] member a white nigger (if he's Irish or Italian). If they're Irish, remind them that they come from coward stock because Southern Ireland was too afraid to join WW2 and that they are the garbage of Northern Europe, way beneath the Darkest Skinned Sicilian. If they're Southern Italian, remind them of their [[Nigger|Black]] blood that comes from the Moors invading and explains why their skin is darker and they have more afro like hair compared to lighter skinned, straight haired and sometimes blonde Northern Italians.
*Remind them that their women were rightfully raped by the Red Army, which treated all people, (including blacks, Jews, and Asians) except Nazi females, as equals.
*Post '''{{ytlink|gewdaLQ31lo|this rap}}'''
*tell them that they're a degenerate drain on the white race and that they use white supremacy as an excuse to ride the coattails of [[Dick Cheney|proper white people]].
*tell them you're black.
**or Jewish!
*Say that the Nazis were too gay to shoot the Jews, and had to sneakily gas them instead.
*Say that 14/88 stands for 88 being a neo-Nazi's average IQ and fourteen being the average age that their mother had conceived them.
*Tell them you want them to be proud of their white skin, not in some moronic cult government kind of way but the way that any pretty-boy should when you're staring at his luscious pink nipples thinking about how pretty he'd look with two feet of long ginger hair while you're frotting him.
*Tell them how badly they got their pathetic useless asses kicked in the war especially by the USA.
*Mention how Oscar Schindler despite being a Nazi, saved Jews instead of killing them.
*Tell them [[retard|their kind]] would have been killed in Aktion T4.

==Videos==
 
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==Gallery==
 
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File:Anime_furry_nazis.jpg|Even the gay furries are Nazis.
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File:Pram.jpg|Absolutely, totally, definitely [[Lie|NOT GAY]]
File:Snow fight.jpg|Shoving snow down the ass of your fellow soldier, the official pastime of the Wehrmacht.
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File:Oh, Jurgen! You Are Such Ze Joker, Ja!.jpg|"Oh, Jurgen! You are such ze joker, ja?"
File:Captains SS.png| Captain SS
File:Naziyay.jpg|Yay!
File:Germany-Poland.png|BAWWWW
File:Hey, Wanna Play.jpg
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File:Nazitoyou.jpg|JEW....
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File:Age Of Empires Nazi Farm.jpg|German farmland, 1939
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File:Nazi Diglett.png|Hitler's pokemon :3
File:Nazi Koffing.png
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File:Taketheredpill.png
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File:Hitler's New Furniture.jpg
File:Yepdasjuden.jpg
File:Mengele.jpg|Japan loves Nazis
File:Ducknazi.jpg|[[Disney]] does as well.
File:No more kitten around!.JPG
File:Hitlerheightlimit.jpg
File:Nazi Kid.jpg
File:NaziReichsadler.png
File:Kawaii Goebbels.jpg|Goebbels ist [[Kawaii]]!!!!!
File:'Oh, Mr. Hitler, You Are Ze Real Character!'.jpg|Hitler sharing a joke with friends. Possibly about Jews.
File:Nazicapcat.jpg
File:NaziGrill.jpg
File:Nazilegoguy.jpg
File:Nazilego.jpg
File:Nazi For fuck's sake.jpg|Cock goes where?
File:Pure evil poster.jpg|[[Fact]]
File:Fanboy Goebbels Says, 'I LOVE YOU, Mein Führer...'.jpg|Fanboy Goebbels says, "I LOVE YOU, Mein Führer!"
File:Whitechimpout.jpg|What happens when Whites [[Chimpout]]
File:Cute blitzkreig.PNG
File:Christmas sucks.jpg
File:Film18 0011.JPG|[[Kike]] [[cunt]] [[cosplay|cosplaying]] as a Nazi and [[asking for it]].
File:Halt Hammerzeit.jpg‎|The proof that Niggers stole Breakdance from the Germanz.
File:Jewsforhitler.jpg|Ubersecret SS unit
File:Bitchplease.JPG
File:Heinrich Lederhosen.jpg|Heinrich Himmler being a sexy bitch.
File:Amazing cape.jpg|Hermann Goering was one [[gay|stylish]] [[fatass|motherfucker]].
File:Seksie.jpg|You will never be as sexy as Reinhard Heydrich was, go kill yourself already. You know you never will. He was the fucking sexiest man EVAR.
File:Hello nazi.jpg|Heil Kitty!
File:Reich time.gif
File:Wheel barrow a.jpg
File:Nazicake48.jpg
File:Chikinz.png
File:Bird Reich.jpg|What nazis like to eat (aside from freshly tossed [[Anus|salad]]
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File:Happy birthday.gif
File:Peanut butter heil time.gif
File:Kitty in boot.jpg|brb, endsieg
File:Nazis with Kitten.JPG|Nazis pioneered Caturday.
File:Vheelie.jpg
File:Teddy bear.jpg|Yes, the teddy bear is white, but it's also [[Jewish]].
File:Nazigaymarriage.jpg|LOL WUT
File:Swast.jpg|Light, love and Jews
File:SSPanzerCrew.jpg
File:Jew bears.jpg
File:Krieg.jpg
File:Cieling_cat_deutsch.jpg
File:Prince harry naziCrop2.jpg|LOL England
File:holoc.jpg|BUY IT
File:Crosstika.gif|[[Christians]] are well known Nazis.
File:844CAA8Ad01.jpg|Hanging innocent nurses, a favorite Nazi pastime.
File:Nazi_thread.jpg|[[b/|/b/]] tries to reanimate the Nazi Party.
File:Native American Nazi basketball team.jpg|Native Americans were the first Nazis.
File:The_secret_weapon_of_the_SS_-_sassy_lips.jpg|Hello, sugah!
File:Thisreich-medium.jpg|LOL, this Reich.
File:Goldstar.jpg
File:Orangejews.jpg
File:Turngason.png
File:Deusvult.jpg
File:Nazipepeworship.jpg
File:Nazisexualassault.gif
File:Rightwingdeathsquads.jpg
File:Swasticookies.jpg|Nazi grandma or metaphor for putting Nazis in the oven?
File:Nazi_BMW_Logo.png‎|German car maker.
File:nazidiversity.jpg|Promoting racial diversity since 1939.
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File:National socialism vs democracy.jpg|Democracies are for [[faggot|FAGGOTS]].
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==See also==
[[image:Ae.gif‎|thumb|æ is a cover up.]]
*[[卐]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
*[[Apple]]
*[[Alt-right]]
*[[Billy The Heretic]]
*[[Conservatives]]
*[[Deadliest Warrior]]
*[[Democrats]]
*[[DevianTart Nazis]]
*[[Facism]]
*[[Fifty Hitler Post]]
*[[Godwin's Law]]
*[[Hal Turner]]
*[[He Jiankui]]
*[[Heath Campbell]]
*[[Hetalia]]
*[[Holocaust]]
*[[Holocaust denial]]
*[[Nigger|Jesse Owens]] Black man credited with "single-handedly crushing Hitler's myth of Aryan supremacy".
*[[The Jewish Question|Jewish Question, The]]
*[[KKK]]
*[[Liberalism]]
*[[Metapedia.org]]
*[[Navi]]
*[[Republicans]]
*[[Roger Waters]]
*[[The Church of Creativity]]
*[[Viking]]
*[[White nationalism]] – The politically correct version of Nazism
*[[WWII]]

== External links ==
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*{{yt|chrscool8|Neo-Nazi Aspie}}
*{{wayback|http://www.resistance.com/forum/index.php|20050204020303|title=White pride forum - troll daily.}}
*[https://www.stormfront.org/forum/ Stormfront - drama-filled even by Nazi standards] That's fucking saying something.
*'''{{archive|fV4hA|Scripture forbids mixing of races.}}'''
*<s>[http://ironmarch.org/ Iron March Forums]</s> (shut down)
*<s>[http://tinychat.com/thirdposition ThirdPosition Chatroom]</s> (gone)
 
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[[image:Kanye West Autism Speaks.png|340px|thumb|Yes, yes we do.|right]]

'''Kanye Omari West'''{{Nazi}}, a.k.a. '''Yeezy''' or '''Ye''', is a [[rap|rapper]], [[gd/|designer]], [[self-diagnosed]] [[bipolar]] [[attention whore]], and [[LOLWUT|former US Presidential candidate]], all while also being a literal [[nigger]][[faggot]].

Born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Chicago, on the playground is where he spent most of his younger days; <strike>[[Bel-air|Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school...]]</strike>

Srsly though, West was raised in Chicago, and grew up around [[coons|gangbangers]] and playas. We don't have much to say about his young adulthood years since that's BORING SHIT, LOL.

Kanye West has been at the forefront of much IRL and internet drama, and as a result, we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica are humbly taking on the [[no|vital]] public service of explaining his discography, musical career and political life to plebians such yourself. ''"Yeezus just rose again..."''

==Musical career==

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So, flash forward from West's youth, all the way up to the year 2000. It's the dawn of the Nu-Millennium and the new beginning of an endless age of shitty mass-produced pop music. Kanye West begins "producing" music/recordings for musicians on the rap label Roc-A-Fella Records; notably [[illuminati|Jay-Z]] and Ludacris.

West next decides he wants to start making his OWN music, but is turned down by everyone at Roc-A-Fella because he does not fit the image of a gangsta rapper. Upset, West [[An hero|attempts suicide]] by crashing his car and nearly dies; not wanting the poor guy to kill himself, Jay-Z finally gives him permission to make his own album ([[nerd|technically]] it's called an [[vinyl|LP]], guiis!!). And so, "'''The College Dropout'''" is released in 2004, later followed by "'''Late Registration'''" in 2005 and "'''Graduation'''" in 2007. Forming a trilogy, these 3 hip hop albums feature some of West's most [[normies|accessible music]], as well as singles "[[Christian|Jesus Walks]]", "[[jewgold|Gold Digger]]" and that one song he made ripping off [[Daft Punk]].

"'''808s and Heartbreak'''" is released in 2008 and is notable for being the only Kanye West album to feature no explicit lyrics whatsoever, (well, it was, up until [[2019]]'s '''Jesus Is King''' album) and for its EXTENSIVE usage of [[Autotune]]. (Though to be fair, West used Autotune on the songs because his jaw was broken during the recording sessions for the album.)

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And then - it all goes downhill... West goes on MTV's VMA, and tells Taylor Swift, to her face, that she shouldn't have won her award. He follows this up with random twitter beefs between him and "[[South Park]]" creators after being outed as an aficionado of "[[homosexuality|fishsticks]]" on said show.) West even got called out by then-President Obama, who called West a "jackass". West, however, not to be discouraged from "PRODUCING ART", [[crazy|locked himself up in a cabin in Hawaii, secluded himself from the outside world]], and came back with the ideas for his much-praised 2010 album <strike>A Good Ass Job</strike> '''''My [[Kawaii|Beautiful]] [[Nigger|Dark]] [[Twisted sexual acts|Twisted]] [[Fetish|Fantasy]]'''".

This album was followed up with 2013's "'''Yeezus'''" album, an [[Death Grips|industrial-style hip-hop]] album. The album cover for "Yeezus" was literally a coverless audio CD case with some red tape on the right side of the case. No, seriously, that was the "ART" that the self-proclaimed "[http://web.archive.org/web/20190705150632/https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/6889411/kanye-west-next-einstein-twitter-debut-new-song Closest Thing To Einstein]" came up with for his album. The "cover art" for "Yeezus" quickly became a meme, with many a custom cover artwork made based on it and it became a trend that many recording artists followed for years to come.

"'''The Life of Pablo'''"<strike>/"SWISH"/"So Help Me God"</strike> followed the Yeezus album. This album's releases were constantly postponed, renamed, and remixed before it finally arrived on the scene in 2016. Drama surrounded the release of "The Life of Pablo" as it was an online-only release, and was exclusive to Jay-Z's "lossless music streaming" site TiDAL. More e-drama ensued as West pulled the album several times after the official release date to re-remix, remove, and add tracks to the album. Truly "[[Nope|A LIVING WORK OF ART"]]. This was followed by 2018's <strike>TurboGrafx 16</strike> "'''Ye'''" album, which is [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|so short in duration that it puts the black man to shame]].

2019 began a shift in West's usual musical themes toward Christianity themes, as he went full-on-religious. He founded a gospel music group called "Sunday Service", began holding regular services across the country, and released a new album, "'''[[Christianity|Jesus Is King]]'''". Time will tell if this lasts.

"'''DONDA'''", was released after a shit-load of delays, in the middle of a [[shit no one cares about|streaming battle with Drake]] who beat him to a diss track with a [[nobody|Trippie Redd]] song. This made Kanye butthurt and Ye [[not really|leaked]] his "home". (Ye [[fail|actually just showed the home of Drake that anyone could look up with a quick Google search]].)

"'''DONDA 2'''" become Ye's next project soon after the release of Donda. And surprisingly, Kanye didn't delay the release date. He released an unfinished half-assed album on the day he promised and is going to "update" and "finish" this album in the future. This album is only available on the STEM Player but in reality everyone just downloaded it from [[piracy|"file sharing"]] websites. [[Cuckoldry|Kanye's also mad at some random comedian for banging his ex-wife so he made a diss track about it]]. Thanks to Ye and his stans constantly harassing him until he get mentally sick, the ex-wife broke up with him. Ye is currently looking forward to reunite with her and see take his kids back.[[Boredom|We off the Grid Grid Grid, Donda 2 is Mid Mid Mid]].
He's a total nigger for making an album sounds this horrible then still put his dead mother's name on it.

"'''Vultures 1'''" - After delaying the release of this [[at least 100]] times, Kanye finally shat out this half-assed album which was going to have an album cover ripping off [[Burzum]] but changed it at the last second. Vultures is a collab album with rapper [[Nobody cares|Ty Dolla $ign]] who is totally not Ye's ghostwriter. This is further proof that Kanye is descending into lolcow territory. Ye made one of his daughter, [[Powerword|North West]] to perfome on one of his shitty song. This album offended [[Anthony Fantano]] so much he made a video in response to it.

"'''Vultures 2'''" - The unfinished afterbirth of Vultures 1. Kanye got high on laughing gas an released a half finished pile of shit.
[[File:vulturesburzum.png|thumb|Didn't even try hiding it. So kvlt.]]
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And yes, he's probably still refusing to take his much-needed Bi-Polar pills.

"'''BULLY'''"
Just kinda randomly dropped hints about this album then deleted them kind of like how carti was moving all mysterious like around Adin Ross. then some random day he dropped the album along with some other tuff ass designer fashion, but the albums 8 dollars, NIGGER IM BROKE!!!111

== YEEZY PORN ==
"[[LIE|4 24;]] YEEZY PORN IS CUMMING"
As a brilliant way to get back in the headlines around the Vultures 2 drop he announced yeezy porn, which would be a mix of real life shots of YE being cracked and came on like a femboy and [[Rule 34]] of the Yeezy bear. However as always when it was ready for release he scrapped the Yeezy Porn app due to thinking the public was not worthy of its divinity, leaving diehard Ye meatriders blueballed once again
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==Kanye and Politics==
[[File:KANYEWESTFORPRESIDENTbutton-ItsAboutIDeasBro.jpg|thumb|right|It's ideas about bro]]
[[File:alternate reality kanye.jpg|thumb|right|Kanye Goldstein in the true timeline]]

{{quote|If my [[slavery|grandfather]] was here right now he would not let me back down! I don’t know I’m fittin’ to lose after this. It doesn’t matter though, cuz it ain’t about me. It’s about [[memes|ideas]], bro. [[old memes|New ideas]]. People with ideas. People who believe in truth,...

And yes, as you [[nope|probably could have guessed by this moment]], [[LOLWUT|I have decided in 2020 to run for president]].|West at the 2015 MTV VMAs, announcing his plans for a political career}}

Kanye West has long been "outspoken", and politics is no exception. West however, has gone from letting folks know "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in 2004, to pursuing the American Presidency in the USA's [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]] and [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024]] Presidential Elections.

{{quote|Blacks are 90% Democrats That sounds like control to me 🤔|[http://archive.fo/cbr99 Kanye West], being to retarded to understand demographics.}}

Mista' West had planned to IRL-troll politics by srsly running for Prez of the USA in 2020; <strike>After meeting with Trump, West decided to postpone his run to 2024, simply because he believes that Trump [[no|will get elected for a second term in 2020]]. Word on tha streets, previously, was that he would probably run as a [[Trump|Republican]] or [[America's Third Party|Independent]].</strike> '''UPDATE: He gave up on The Donald and is running in the nutty year that is [[2020]] after all!! '''
===2020 Presidential Run===

Up until mid-2020, West was a known [[The Donald|Trumper]], having even met multiple times with (USA) President Trump from 2016-2018. [http://web.archive.org/web/20190804231635/https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/kanye-west-met-with-donald-trump-to-discuss-being-an-ambassador-of-sorts/ 1]. As of current times, West no longer wears the fabled red cap of Trumpers, while still claiming Trump to be “the closest president ... in years to allowing God to still be part of the conversation.”

On July 4, the year of our Lord [[2020]], Kanye West shocked the political landscape (at least as much as one could after [[2016]]) with a big, girthy, announcement. West had decided to run in 2020 after all - against "Creepy Uncle Joe Biden" and incumbent USA Troll-In-Chief "[[The Donald]]". His new political party, "The Birthday Party" (fronted by Mr. West, his Wyoming [[christian|pastor]] and nobody else) was also announced. While most of the world has laughed the campaign off as a stupid joke, Kayne seems to be taking ''very srsly''. [[nope|If he wins]] though, it'll be the biggest political troll since 4chan and Pepe the Frog memes catapulted a reality TV star an internet/twitter troll named Donald Trump to the White House in 2016. That's highly unlikely though since he missed the filing deadlines to be included on a number of state ballots as an independent candidate.

==Kanye Doesn't Care About Black People==
[[File:kanye and jesus.jpg|thumb|right|That's fucked up Kanye]]

In the [[boring|great]] year of [[2022]], Ye - may God bless him, had a busy year recording Donda 3 and leading the White Lives Matter movement. This has culminated in the [[negress|baby mama]] of beloved [[porn star]], [[opioids|opioid]] enthusiast, and [[DINDU NUFFIN|African American]] icon [[George Floyd]] filing a 250 million dollar lawsuit for saying that perhaps the massive amounts of fentanyl in his system contributed to his death.

==Kanye Is A Zionist Shill==
In October 2022, he appeared on Fox News's Tucker Carlson show and expressed his support to the world's favorite group of people: The [[Jews]]. He said that Planned Parenthood was founded by an eugenicist and KKK "to control the Jew population" and "I prefer my kids knew Hanukkah than Kwanzaa. At least it will come with some financial engineering." Thus, the floodgates were opened and the [[Anti-semite]]s caused the following:
*closure of his bank accounts
*dropped by lawyer
*banning from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]
*cancellation of upcoming concerts
*loss of [[jewgold]]s caused by basically every brand cutting ties with him

On December 1, 2022, Kanye appeared on [[Alex Jones]] live show where he went full Zionist mode and declared his love and obedience towards the Jewish people. He made statements like “I love Jews,” “I love Jewish people,” “I love Zionists,” “[[Milo Yiannopoulos|Milo]] is Jewish, I love Milo,” that if he loses his presidential campaign the political leaders will be “held to christian values, not Zionist values,” and this is “the worst thing that can happen,” that Zionist are never at fault because it’s Satan that gets inside Zionists and makes them do bad things. He also said "he liked [[Hitler]]" and [[Nazis]] saying they created technology the jews use, and that Satan was one killing all the jews. The aftermath of his statements was another backlash from anti-semites that ended in [[Elon Musk]] suspending Kanye’s Twitter account.

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==See Also==
*[[2020 Presidential Elections]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]] - His idol.
*[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]]
*[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
*[[Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]]
*[[Hunter Fyffe]]
*[[Imma Let You Finish]]
*[[Kim Kardashian]] - His ex-wife who milked his dick dry while making kids.
*[[Nick Fuentes]] and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] - The two men who he hooked up with after he sperged out.
*[[Niggerjack]]
*[[Pete Davidson]] - Some cracker comedian he beefed with for stealing his ex-wife.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Basically the same person.
*[[Twatter/KanyeWest]]

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