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2018 Tallahassee shooting

2026-04-22T12:40:59Z

Pinoyfalangist88: forgot to add a space FUCK

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{{ib|[[File:skynews-scott-paul-beierle_4474516.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Scott Beierle'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6, 1978}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2018 (aged 40)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American|Dumbfuckistani]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 5}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel]] <br> [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Scott Paul Beierle'''{{Incel}}, born in October 6, 1978, was a military veteran and former teacher. Scott was an incel because girls were already disgusted by him due to his history of harassing them.

{{Killers}}

== Scott himself ==

Beierle was a former English teacher in the 2010s and wasn't very well-liked by the students... Between 2012 and 2016, Beierle was accused of grabbing a woman's [[ass]] twice, and was charged with sexual assault, for being such a jerk. He was also an incel who posted videos on Jewtube about incels, like [[The Supreme Gentleman]], sympathizing with them on multiple occasions. Scott, was visibly pissed off about never having sex or having a fucking girlfriend and/or friend in his wanker life, which really got him down.

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[[File:Beierle.png|thumb|left|250px|2 [[Ugly|sexy]] 4 the ladies.]]

==The incident==
On November 2, 2018, a mass shooting occurred at Tallahassee Hot Yoga, a yoga studio located in Tallahassee, Florida, United States. The shooter, Scott Paul Beierle, 40, shot six women, two of them fatally, and stabbed a man with a pistol butt before killing himself. Criminal investigators have attested to the attacker's hatred of women. The U.S. Secret Service and the International Counterterrorism Center have called the attack an act of misogynistic terrorism.

== Shooting ==
=== Loadout ===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Glock 17 Gen 5
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|75px]]</center>
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* A shitty next gen for Glock which looks like any Glock pistol '''30-35 Damage'''
|-
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*'''Perk''': Incel
<center>[[Image:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|50px]]</center>
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*'''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. <br> Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old <br> '''2x Damage to everything, even the player.'''
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*'''Spell''': Pervert
<center>[[Image:Pervert.gif|50px]]</center>
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*For touching a woman since back in 2012 and 2016 '''Makes women to move slower. +10% chance of rape during gameplay.'''
|}
</div>

===Vídeos===
One of the many Youtube videos uploaded by Scott Beierle. Beierle would later shoot and kill 2 women and injure 5 others at a yoga studio in Tallahassee before taking his own life. Beierle's primary motive was misogyny and his hatred of women

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==Gallery==

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<gallery>
File:glock-17-gen5-used-by-scott-paul-beierle-in-tallahassee-v0-qenn8ee9prze1.jpeg
</gallery>
</center>

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|2| |7|Should aim for the head with that beautiful 9mm|15|Virgin with rage +5 for being the real 40-year-old virgin|6|Common US shooting, what can i say|5|Out of pity and for being a sexual aggressor and Incel at the same time.|35|E+|Welcome to the Incel gang, you perv}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==See Also==
*[[Incel]] - Other fucks here
**[[Elliot Rodger]]
**[[Alek Minassian]]
**[[Jake Davison]]
**[[Nikolas Cruz]]
**[[Misogyny]] - What are all of them
*[[Florida]] - Where it happened

==External Links==
*[https://audiomack.com/scott-beierle/album/path-of-defiance His shitty music]
*{{Wikilink|2018_Tallahassee_shooting|TOW coverage}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Ytseries}}

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[[Category:2018]]

2018 Tallahassee shooting

2026-04-22T12:40:32Z

Pinoyfalangist88: The actual weapon was a Glock 17 Gen 5 not a fucking Walther

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{{ib|[[File:skynews-scott-paul-beierle_4474516.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Scott Beierle'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6, 1978}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2018 (aged 40)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American|Dumbfuckistani]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 5}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel]] <br> [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Scott Paul Beierle'''{{Incel}}, born in October 6, 1978, was a military veteran and former teacher. Scott was an incel because girls were already disgusted by him due to his history of harassing them.

{{Killers}}

== Scott himself ==

Beierle was a former English teacher in the 2010s and wasn't very well-liked by the students... Between 2012 and 2016, Beierle was accused of grabbing a woman's [[ass]] twice, and was charged with sexual assault, for being such a jerk. He was also an incel who posted videos on Jewtube about incels, like [[The Supreme Gentleman]], sympathizing with them on multiple occasions. Scott, was visibly pissed off about never having sex or having a fucking girlfriend and/or friend in his wanker life, which really got him down.

{{clear}}
[[File:Beierle.png|thumb|left|250px|2 [[Ugly|sexy]] 4 the ladies.]]

==The incident==
On November 2, 2018, a mass shooting occurred at Tallahassee Hot Yoga, a yoga studio located in Tallahassee, Florida, United States. The shooter, Scott Paul Beierle, 40, shot six women, two of them fatally, and stabbed a man with a pistol butt before killing himself. Criminal investigators have attested to the attacker's hatred of women. The U.S. Secret Service and the International Counterterrorism Center have called the attack an act of misogynistic terrorism.

== Shooting ==
=== Loadout ===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Glock 17 Gen 5
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|75px]]</center>
|
* A shitty next gen for Glock which looks like any Glock pistol'''30-35 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Incel
<center>[[Image:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|50px]]</center>
|
*'''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. <br> Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old <br> '''2x Damage to everything, even the player.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Pervert
<center>[[Image:Pervert.gif|50px]]</center>
|
*For touching a woman since back in 2012 and 2016 '''Makes women to move slower. +10% chance of rape during gameplay.'''
|}
</div>

===Vídeos===
One of the many Youtube videos uploaded by Scott Beierle. Beierle would later shoot and kill 2 women and injure 5 others at a yoga studio in Tallahassee before taking his own life. Beierle's primary motive was misogyny and his hatred of women

<center><archiveorg>TheArmysRole2fbrf23LXms</archiveorg></center>

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
File:glock-17-gen5-used-by-scott-paul-beierle-in-tallahassee-v0-qenn8ee9prze1.jpeg
</gallery>
</center>

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|2| |7|Should aim for the head with that beautiful 9mm|15|Virgin with rage +5 for being the real 40-year-old virgin|6|Common US shooting, what can i say|5|Out of pity and for being a sexual aggressor and Incel at the same time.|35|E+|Welcome to the Incel gang, you perv}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==See Also==
*[[Incel]] - Other fucks here
**[[Elliot Rodger]]
**[[Alek Minassian]]
**[[Jake Davison]]
**[[Nikolas Cruz]]
**[[Misogyny]] - What are all of them
*[[Florida]] - Where it happened

==External Links==
*[https://audiomack.com/scott-beierle/album/path-of-defiance His shitty music]
*{{Wikilink|2018_Tallahassee_shooting|TOW coverage}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Ytseries}}

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Tarrantulas

2026-04-13T08:15:02Z

Pinoyfalangist88: i forgot those type shit FUCK

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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</font></td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of March 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

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=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

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=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

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=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

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=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

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===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

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=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

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===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

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=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

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=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

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=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

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=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

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=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

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=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

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=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

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=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

{{clear}}

=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

{{clear}}
=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

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<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]]<br>(Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

{{clear}}
=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}

[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]

A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

{{clear}}

=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
{{clear}}

=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
{{clear}}
=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

{{clear}}
=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}
=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{Main|Rafa Marvel}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owens failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}Indian]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
</table>}}
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== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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Pinoyfalangist88: Stephan Balliet 2: Electric Boogaloo the reason why i edited it is because the nigga also got house arrest

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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</font></td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick)<br> No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon)<br>Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe)<br>Fire Emblem (John, Sam)<br>Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Fabian, Patrik)<br>FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond)<br>No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of March 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

{{clear}}

=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

{{clear}}
=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

{{clear}}
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

{{clear}}
=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

{{clear}}

===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

{{clear}}

=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

{{clear}}
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

{{clear}}
=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

{{clear}}
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

{{clear}}

=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

{{clear}}

=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

{{clear}}
=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

{{clear}}

=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

{{clear}}

=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

{{clear}}
=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge'''<br><youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]]<br>(Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
{{clear}}
=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

{{clear}}
=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}

[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]

A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

{{clear}}

=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
{{clear}}

=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
{{clear}}
=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

{{clear}}
=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
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=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}
=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{Main|Rafa Marvel}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owens failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
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{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}Indian]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
</table>}}
</center>

== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

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Pinoyfalangist88: who the fuck would shoot up a school with a diy gun sure berhow made it work but who does that

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick)<br> No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon)<br>Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe)<br>Fire Emblem (John, Sam)<br>Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Fabian, Patrik)<br>FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond)<br>No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of March 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

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=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

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=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
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[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

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=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

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=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

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===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

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=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

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===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

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=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

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=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

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=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

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=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

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=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
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[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

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=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

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=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

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=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

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=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

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=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

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=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

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=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

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=== I Surrender ===
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[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge'''<br><youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]]<br>(Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

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=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}

[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]

A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

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=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
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=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
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=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

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=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

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=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

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=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
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=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

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=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

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=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

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=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
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=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
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=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{Main|Rafa Marvel}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
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=== Filipino Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
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=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

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=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

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=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
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=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

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=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

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=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

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=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owens failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}Indian]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
</table>}}
</center>

== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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{{Aspies}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

{{timeline|Featured article March 15 & 16, [[2025]]|[[The Powerpuff Girls]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Catholic]]}}

Eric Matthew Frein

2026-03-25T12:05:55Z

Pinoyfalangist88: its actually true Jahn is a leftoid faggot lolololololololololololol

{{AlGore}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:Eric Matthew Frein.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eric Matthew Frein'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed [[Fail|1]], injured [[Fail|1]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS/Bomberman, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Eric Matthew Frein''' He was a former [[Marco Velásquez González|soldier]] who became famous for causing a [[Mass Shooting|mass shooting]] and a [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat|failed bombing attempt]].
==Background==
was born on May 3, 1983, in New Jersey, mentioning that his father was abusive and that Eric acted as his protector. He was a standout shooter on the Pocono Mountain High School rifle team, In 2004, he was charged with grand theft and robbery after being accused of stealing items from vendors at a World War II reenactment in New York. Those who knew him described him in contradictory ways: as a "tender brother" and protector, but also as an individual with difficulty separating reality from fantasy, fueled by an anti-government ideology.
===YouTube Channel===
Frein's [[YouTube]] career was short lived - his first video was a reupload made by a Bosnian news company, which is titled Vojska Republike Srpske [[Kosta Kecmanović|(Bosnian Serb Army)]], which appears to show Bosnian (and possibly [[Serbian]]) soldiers engaging in the Bosnian War.
<center><youtube>3xrGi3hDK7A</youtube><br>'''one of his old videos.'''</center>
==SHOOTING FUCK==
At 10:50 p.m. on September 12, 2014, a shift change was commencing outside the Troop R barracks of the Pennsylvania State Police in the Pocono Mountains in the Township of Blooming Grove, Pennsylvania. At that moment, a sniper opened fire with a .308-caliber rifle. One trooper was killed by the gunfire and a second was injured, but survived. Four shots were fired within 90 seconds, from a distance of 82 yards (75 m) in a position at the edge of the nearby woods, before the shooter fled further into the wooded area. One trooper was shot trying to help the other, prompting him to crawl back to safety, where he was aided by two other troopers. The fatal victim was shot twice, once in the chest, and once in the shoulder; Both being fatal wounds. The wounded victim was shot once in the lower back, which exited through the hip, causing nerve damage to his right leg.
==Loadout==
<center>
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': IED
[[Image:Bomb-icon.jpg|center|70px]]
|
*Slightly more competent than [[Columbine|E&D's]] bombs, but evidently not [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad]] tier. <br> '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Airsoft gun
[[Image:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|center|100px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]]. <br> '''Does 5-10 damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Revolver
[[Image:GTA4IconsColtPython.png|center|100px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]]. <br> '''Does 5-10 damage.'''
|-
|}
</center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|injured 1|1|1 Killd|1|Nah|3|...|0|FAIL|5|F-----|YOU SUCK NIGGER}}

{{Wanted|1}}
==See Also==
*[[Marco Velásquez González]] - how to do it right.
*[[Sergey Lepnev]] - how to do it much better.
*[[Joshua Jahn]] -Leftoid fag version
==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Eric_Frein|TOW coverage}}
*{{Wikilink|2014_Pennsylvania_State_Police_barracks_attack|TOW coverage of the shooting}}
*{{yt|@|Vucko0064|Vucko0064}}

{{Ytseries}}
{{Psychopaths}}
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[[Category:2014]]

Natalie Rupnow

2025-05-18T04:25:33Z

Pinoyfalangist88:

{{Corner|bl|[[File:Samantharetard.png|200px]]}}
{{AlGore}}
{{Virgin|file=Samantharupnow.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}
{{An hero}}
{{ib|[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Natalie Rupnow'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 7, [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 16, [[2024]] (aged 15)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[AlGore|Killed 2]], injured 6}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Violent [[video games]]<br>[[Femcel|Supreme Lady]]<br>Groomed by [[Discord]] trannies}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Natalie Lynn Rupnow'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Samantha Rupnow''') was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old girl]] who went hunting for [[Rapefugee|migrants]] in [[White middle class liberal|Madison, Wisconsin]] at her [[Christian]] high school. Being a [[wimmin]], she only got 2 kills and missed 6 shots before becoming [[An heroine|an brave heroine]] <s>who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings</s> [[Amy Bishop|lol nope]].

== Online Faggotry ==
Our brave and just warrior had a Tumblr account where she would repost content related to school shooters such as [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[Adam Lanza]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Columbine|Eric and Dylan]], like the [[Columbiner|edgy teenager]] she was. She also {{Glow|[[Glownigger|made a Twitter account 9 days before the shooting]]}}, where she showed various [[attention whore|red flags]], such as using the handle "[[Postal 2|@Postalbrained]]" and posting a massively gay [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] edit (just as a sidenote, Anton got more kills than her with a literal sword lmao) that the feds didn't notice for some reason.

On her deadbeat dad's [[Facebook]], she was known to [[Camwhore|livestream]] shitty [[VR]] games where she can be seen racking up more [[Internet points|XP]] making [[Sammich|sandwiches]] [[in the kitchen]] than she ever could in an IRL shooting. Aside from playing woman simulators, she also notably streamed VR [[FPS]] games to prepare for her upcoming [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]] of course. [[Republicans|Sad to see violent video games once again corrupting the youth]].

'''Saved footage:'''
*https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10lR1xEWKlNz439gtxebhlsW0fGKS6dmh
*https://mega.nz/folder/NTMCTLCA#KbkEOFz3MTSlEa2rsy977g

=== Manifesto ===
Funny story: she actually [https://docs.google.com/file/d/1tXOwyVYTyQdbQ2gkPxUXzO0MbIy3eCFn/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=msword forgot to set the document to public] and [[Old media|the media]] had to ask her [[Salvador Ramos|German e-boyfriend]] to leak the document for them. In this manifesto, Sam just spergs out about how much she hates [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|humanity]], [[Your mom|her parents]], and [[You|herself]], and originally wanted to become [[an heroine]] alone in her room, but eventually decided to leave a [[LOL|lasting impact on the world]] by [[unoriginal|shooting up an American school]], which will be forgotten within 15 minutes because it has happened countless times before.

Surprisingly, she also claims to have been [[LOLWUT|inspired]] by [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda "Skreewie" Küçükyetim]] (that Turkish kid who earlier [[2024|that year]] [[Fail|tried]] to go [[Brenton Tarrant|Tarrant]] near a mosque and stabbed 5 randos, killing [[no one]]), of all people. This is most likely because Arda's own gay little manifesto is essentially just a regurgitated version of our [[High Score]] articles, introducing many [[zoomers]] to the old ED. On our site, most of these articles are simply [[Prank|ironic meme satire]], and we do not actually condone the faggy, attention-whoring act of going on a shooting spree. However, these zoomers tend to suffer from [[Asperger's syndrome]] (a condition that makes you have trouble understanding obvious sarcasm), along with various other neurological disorders which makes them believe that everything on the webz is [[Truth|honest and sincere]].

There is a lesson to be learned here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Don't]] go [[Postal 2|Postal]]. You will [[Dying alone|die alone]] and forgotten, you aren't going to get a a lulzy [[High Score]], you will not have [[Loli|13-year-old Pinterest fangirls]] drooling over you, and you will make no lasting impact on the world.

Anyway, enough jibber-jabber, here's the whole thing:
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There's also a fake manifesto, which was written by a member of the grooming ring that she was a victim of.
[[File:Fake Natalie Manifesto.jpg|center]]

=== Known Accounts ===
[[File:Crossixir.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Some argue|Allegedly]] this photo has been edited to [[What|make her look uglier]].]]
*{{Twitter|Postalbrained|Postalbrained}} - {{archive|ysXwZ}}
*{{Tiktok|targetedbloodsport|{{Strike|targetedbloodsport}} [[Baleeted]]!}}
*{{Tumblr|crossixir|crossixir}} - {{archive|gRwMW}}
*{{WPD|@Crossixir}} - '''[[media:NatalieWPD.png|(profile)]] [[media:NatalieComments.png|(comments)]] [[media:NataliePost.png|(post)]]
*{{Steam|76561199574202853|Crossixir}} - {{archive|mcdwP}}
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/257824/school-shooting-at-abundant-life-christian/4974329#context Accounts dump]
*{{archive|zSiSQ|Posts archive}}

== Shooting ==
[[File:TakingAShit.jpg|thumb]]
On December 16, [[2024]], Natalie posted her [[Retard|private]] manifesto and then perpetrated her "[[No|Amoklauf]]" at her school. She brought two basic bitch 9mm [[Gun|pistols]] (but only used one of them) that were probably acquired illegally from some [[niggers]] in [[Chicago]]. She was able to drop 2 noobs like ED's own [[William Atchison]], except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then [[An Heroine|defeated an greatest quest of her life]]. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the [[MAGAts]] sending their empty [[Lie|thoughts and prayers]], and [[Joe Biden]] and the rest of the anti-[[Christian]] liberal [[Untermensch]]en calling for the usual [[gun control]] terrorist demands of [[Assault Rifle|assault weapon bans]] (reminder that the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun) before this shooting is inevitably (and deservedly) forgotten.

== Loadout ==
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*'''Primary''': Glock 19
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*'''Does 15-30 pts. of damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': [[boring| Sig Sauer P322]]
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*[[Fail|Unused]]. '''Does 15-30 pts. of damage.'''
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*'''Perk 1''': [[Wimmins|Femcel]] [[Elliot Rodger|With Rage]]
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*Impotent rage from being pumped 'n dumped by those chauvinistic pigs. '''Double damage against men and pick-me's.'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
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*Being a Skreewie disciple makes her indirectly a Tarrant disciple as well. '''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
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*'''Spell 1''': Nazi
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
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*'''Spell 2''': Columfag
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*'''Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.'''
|}

== Graded Score ==
[[File:Natalierupnowhell.jpg|thumb|right|200px|AHHHHHH IT BURNS!! AHHH]]
{{GradedScore|2|(6 injuries)|7|Wimmin can't hit shit|2|Used an insanely [[Mass Shooting|stale meme]]|6|Will be forgotten|11|For being a female [[High Score|player]]|28|F-|[[truth|More proof women can't do anything right]]}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:AlGoreWigger.jpg|250px|link=Couch Cuck]]|[[Couch Cuck|Couch Gang]]}}

== Gallery ==
{{Collapsegallery|'''Museum Exhibit for the World's First Femcel School Shooter'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="6">
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File:Eric cafeteria.gif|His shirt!
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File:Natalie1.jpg
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File:Natalie3.jpg
File:Natalie4.jpg
File:NatalieMinion.png|Slut for [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Sponge]]
File:AtchisonMinion.png
File:Natalieblacked.jpg|Slut for [[Big Black Cock|BBC]]
File:Badlucknatalie.jpg
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File:Natalierupnowsoyjak2.jpg
File:Natalierupnowsoyjak3.jpg|THE 6'5" TRUST FUND GIGACHAD DOESN'T WANT ME!!!
File:HeadfirstForHalos.png
File:Nível extreme.jpg|👌
File:NatalieER.png|Some post she liked
File:RupnowsTwitterX.png|Her [[Deadname|Twitter]]/X account. Notice the [[Mikhail Pivnev|Mikhail Pissnev]] PFP
File:Shooterjaks.png
File:Lesbeans forevaa.jpg|Last known pic with [[Alyssa Bustamante|her gf]]
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|FOIDvids|background-color: grey;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Is this canon.mp4|700px]]'''The unholy matrimony'''
|[[File:AntonEdit.mp4|700px]]'''[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] edit she tweeted'''
|[[File:GunRangeSuicide.mp4|700px]]'''Gun range suicide video she tweeted'''
|[[File:LiteralBrainrot.mp4|700px]]
|[[File:Wtf Rupnow.mp4|700px]]
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== Fanart ==
{{Rainbowsmall|Imagine making this bullshit}}
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File:RadfemShooter.jpg
File:Natalierupnowfanart.jpg
File:Natalierupnowfanart2.jpg|[[shadman|now draw her giving birth]]
</gallery></center>

== Experts Say This Music May Induce Homicidal Ideation ==

<center><youtube>XG8k4IYIgvo</youtube></center>

== See Also ==
* [[16-year-old girl]]
* [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - The Russian version from the previous December.
* [[Amy Bishop]]
* [[Anton Bichivin]] - Ruskie loser who also wore a KMFDM T-shirt.
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Who she tried to be.
* [[Attention Whore]] - What she was.
* [[Brenda Spencer]]
* [[Colt Gray]] - Couldn't beat him.
* [[High Score/Loserinfo#Roman Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]] - Another Ruskie loser who wore a KMFDM shirt.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Skreewie]] - No one would've thought that this loser could inspire an attack.

== External Links ==
*{{Wikilink|Abundant_Life_Christian_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{EDF|t|atheist-filth-named-shon-beats-algores-high-score-in-madison-wisconin.3434/|EDF thread}} - {{archive|5iXf1}}
*{{kf|shooting-at-wisconsin-christian-school.207069/|KF thread}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/258048/abundant-life-christian-school-shooting-december|WPD thread}}
*{{WPD|h/discussion/post/257839/alleged-eboyfriend-of-alleged-school-shooter|Another WPD thread}}
*[https://rdrama.net/post/326096/breaking-news-apparently-the-christian-school '''rDrama thread'''] - {{archive|hA5rB}}
*[https://rdrama.net/post/326111/marseydylan-another-day-another-wpd-school '''Another rDrama thread'''] - {{archive|7ywx8}}
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/491600486/ Informative /pol/ thread] - {{archive|6lZyo}}
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/491608582/ Another one] - {{archive|bziBR}}
*{{archive|xvcJC|MOAR infos}}

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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2024]]
[[Category:Murder]]

Brenton Tarrant

2024-10-31T11:48:30Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* See Also */

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{{notice|Uh-oh! People are getting [[V&]] by the New Zealand [[Enemies of the Lulz|Thought Police]]. Quick, hide behind your VPN—it will definitely help!}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Saint Tarrant'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 27, 1990 ({{age|1990|10|27}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Australia|Ausfailian]]  [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Gym trainer, kebab removalist}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 51, injured 40}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|12px|link=]] (Oceania: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No; captured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Kebab Removalism}}
{{Ibend}}
2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be [[shit]] and lackluster, <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!</span> <sup>([[Suzano School Shooting|+2 others!]])</sup> '''Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant'''{{nazi}}, a.k.a. the '''Tarrantula''' and the '''Kiwi Kebab Killer''', is a heroic [[IRL]] JC Denton [[Aussie]] [[troll]] who took it upon himself to remove the [[Islam|Mooslem]] filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all [[experts]] agreed that [[New Zealand]] was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to [[8chan]] and [[4chan]]; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi [[PewDiePie]] and Norwegian [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] aficionado [[Anders Behring Breivik]] as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of [[lulz]] and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy [[Jews|(((CNN)))]].

Like every other [[white devil]] before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as [[Mossad|ISIS]] by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps [[Dumbass|counterintuitively]], he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of '''king of the white pplz''' (though the title has already been claimed by [[Breivheart]]). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic [[The Fourteen Words|white nationalist slogans]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|names of some dead European cunts]], and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
{{Quote|'''Remember lads, subscribe to [[PewDiePie]].'''|Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.}}
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==His Manifesto==
[[File:Brenton Gf.jpg|thumb|Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.]]
{{center|{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: lightsteelblue; width: 600px; min-height: 225px;|font-weight: bold;
|As I sat there in the parking lot, in my rental car, I watched a stream of the invaders walk through the shopping centre’s front doors.

...

I had seen enough, and in anger, drove out of the town

...

I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car.|Brenton, crying like a bitch because he saw a bunch of niggers.
|We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic,nihilistic individualism. But it will '''take take''' some time.|A guy who doesn't know how typing or punctuation works is going to save the west.
|The United States is in turmoil, more so that at any other time in history.|What is "The Civil War"?
|Replacement|50 matches found, ''Ctrl+f.''
|Yes, the person that has influenced me above all was [[Candace Owens]].|[[Trololo]].
|Spyro the dragon 3 taught me ethno-nationalism. Fortnite trained me to be a killer and to floss on the corpses of my enemies.|Aw, it wasn't [[Marilyn Manson]] this time around?
|}}|border=firebrick|background=lightsteelblue}}|}}

Combine [[Dylann Storm Roof]]'s and [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s incoherent ramblings about race, [[Elliot Rodger]]'s emotional overreactions to seeing people he dislikes, a healthy helping of the [[Unabomber]]'s neo-Luddism, and a generous amount of [[Charles Manson]]'s delusions of starting a race war (though this is true for nearly every mass shooter who thinks they'll start a revolution), and you will get Tarrant's gay fucking manifesto, but with [[over 9000]]% more memes.

In his typo-laden 80-page manifesto filled with old memes and faggish poetry (some of it is his own), Tarrant lays out his worldview and goal, which boils down to him seeing a bunch of [[niggers]] one time and getting so angry that he drove off in a huff while crying and concluding that [[Lolwut|an Australian gym trainer who shoots up a mosque in New Zealand would start a race war in America]]. Originally, the manifesto was much longer but Brenton rewrote The Great Replacement and turned it into a giant shitpost, because that would totally get his political beliefs across. In between trolling the [[normie]] media and inexplicable lapses in intelligibility, Brenton explains his grand scheme which essentially is to make [[Gun control|American liberals repeal the Second Amendment]], followed by a civil war that will divide the country by race. This will all end [[Typo|with with]] the revival of the white race, all thanks to [[Jesus|him]].

The reality is that New Zealand, which already had tight gun laws, took this opportunity to tighten them even more while planning to show their tolerance by increasing third world immigration. Meanwhile, just like every other spree killer with a manifesto about how his actions will change the world, [[Fail|Brenton will spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as nothing happens and society forgets him]]. This is hardly a punishment since New Zealand [[Habbo Hotel|prisons]] are quite comfortable. In any case, Brenton is Australian so the majority of his ancestors were probably career criminals used to life behind bars.
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Hair.jpg|thumb|left|750px|Note the full head of hair—more proof that [[Bald|hair loss]] correlates with a higher chance of becoming [[batshit insane]].]] [[File:Brenton Tarrant 2006.jpg|thumb|Tarrant with his feral ghoul father.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Pakistan FB.png|thumb|Tarrant recounts the kindness and hospitality of [[Pakistanis]] before killing a bunch of them back home.]]
{{clear}}

==Brenton Visits Mosque==
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Arrested.jpg|thumb|right|Poetic justice: it takes a baldie to catch a baldie.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant New Zealander of the Year.png|thumb|right|The first [[Aussie|Strayan]] to win. Good on ya, m8!]]
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|[[File:Linwood_aftermath.mov|750px]]<center>'''Aftermath at Linwood.'''</center>
|[[File:Tarrant_arrested_full.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Blatant [[police brutality]]. They don't even try to hide it in New Zealand.'''</center>
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Before going on his shooting spree, Brenton posted a thread on [[8chan]] to share his manifesto and photos and set up his GoPro livestream. All suited up, he advises his audience to "subscribe to [[PewDiePie]]." The stream follows him driving to his destination, the [[Pedophilia apologia|Masjid Al Noor]] mosque by Hagley Park, the only large mosque in town that was {{archive|Hz3Rs|previously suspected}} {{archive|aKb9y|of generating}} {{archive|g34xj|violent radicals}}, all while playing "[[Remove Kebab]]", Arthur Brown's "Fire", a ''Fallschirmjäger'' bass remix, and the ''Initial D'' theme song "Gas Gas Gas". Thankfully, because it was Friday in a heavily Muslim-infested part of town, traffic was light and he arrived quickly, so we are spared his top ten anime songs playlist and favorite YTPMVs. He goes down a narrow driveway and nearly gets stuck trying to turn around, calling his mistake "[[Fail|some Austin Powers shit]]"; so much for careful planning.

With the British Grenadiers (a song people have been dying to for the past 3 centuries) blasting out of his sound system, our protagonist grabs his AR-15 and semi-auto shotgun that's smeared with retarded /pol/ slogans and calmly makes his way towards the front entrance. The bystanders pay no attention to what they assume is a fellow jihadi returning from Syria. After his brother greets him at the door, Brenton starts off stylishly with some shotgun blasts into the crowd before switching to his trusty assault rifle. After emptying all of his mags into the piles of bodies and having nothing left to do, he stands bewildered then walks back outside to grab another AR-15. He strolls in again and skewers the resting kebabs for a few minutes (ensuring they don't use their Mohammedan powers to turn [[Zombies|undead]]).

Brenton walks out yet AGAIN to shoot a woman who was napping on the sidewalk. He stares at a jerrycan of gasoline and contemplates burning the place down, but for some reason mumbles "there's not enough time," despite continuing to meander for another minute. He leaves some guns in the driveway, gets in his car, and takes off, turning the dead woman into a halal speed bump in the process. He nervously drives north on Deans Avenue with several loaded guns beside him. He brakes, shoots out his window at some passersby, frantically turns a couple of corners, runs out of service, and the stream ends.

After streaming, Brenton visits the Linwood Islamic Centre and removes an additional seven kebabs for dessert. According to the [[old media]], a [[mudslime]] threw a credit card machine at our protagonist who got spooked, presumably under the assumption that it was a bomb (because let's be honest, [[Allahu Akbar|it wouldn't be out of the ordinary]]), and runs away in panic. En route to his 'bonus objective', a mosque in Ashburton, he was [[Pwnt|rammed off-road]] and [[Win|finally busted by the pigs 20 minutes after he fired his first shot]].

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== Loadout ==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 1.jpg|Note the autistic scribbling of nonsense—he was a true 8chanfag.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 2.png|Appalling.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 3.jpg|Airsoft kit put to good use at last.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 4.jpg|Had 40-round PMAGs and a 60-round drum mag...
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 5.jpg|...yet did all that unnecessary reloading and switching between magazines?
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 6.jpg|So much for customization.
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*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|AR15 Full Semi-Automatic]] w/ Hera Arms CQR Stock + Magpul PMAGs
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*Paintball experience & Gov-issued gun license to non-citizen. High capacity mags for moar ammo and solid stock for comfier recoil.
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*'''Secondary''': Mossberg 930 semi-auto shotgun w/ red dot sight
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*Can be bought online after you easily apply for a gun license.
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Invisible against Spy Planes and Christchurch Central Police Station.
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*Increases reloading time for all weapons, makes the shooter switch magazines randomly.
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*'''Spell''': [[Nazi]]
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*Increased damage against Muslims, Kiwis, Jews, Americans, and non-Aryans.
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==Meme Review==
{{GradedScore|'''51'''|(40 injured) Second deadliest mass shooting in the civilized (non-American/warzone) world|10|Could've killed far more mudslimes; pussied out due to a thrown card machine|'''40'''|Plays Remove Kebab, baits media, fucks with Candace Owens, and a million other memes; the first post-ironic shooter|20|NZ peacefags horrified, as are Mudslimes the world over. '''TABLES TURNED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!1!!'''|20|Overall excellence in style, planning, [[Patrick Crusius|copy]][[Payton Gendron|cats]], and butthurt|141|S++|<big>[[Breivik|"Breiv]][[Mel Gibson|heart"]]</big><br>Ausfags are even better at mass shooting than Burgers, proving shitpost supremacy once and for all}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:PoliceOfViceAndVirtue.jpg|250px]]|Sharia Police}}
==Generated Lulz==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Pewdiepie Can Beat T Series.png|[[PewDiePie]] still lost
File:Brenton Tarrant - Runescape.jpg|Brenton embarks on a quest
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File:Brenton Tarrant Pornhub.png|Interracial [[pr0n]]
File:Oshit.png|how do i tackled tarrant?
File:Brenton Tarrant Victory Royale Fortnite.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 1.png|Brenton-chan so [[kawaii]] uwu
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File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|Rule 34'd]]
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File:Brenton Tarrant anime 4.jpg|Coppers got the wrong guy lmao
File:Brenton Tarrant clown world honk.png|[[Clown World|*honk* *honk*]]
File:My Little Brenton.jpg|[[Bronies]] just ruin everything
File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 1.png|[[Steve Irwin|Crikey!]]
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File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime game.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Gas Gas Gas.jpg|Subaru reports 10% sales increase in first quarter
File:Brenton Tarrant - Deus Ex.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Australian shitposter irl.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Jew.png|It was [[Jews|(((them)))]] all along!
File:Brenton Tarrant COD MW.jpg|[[Modern Warfare 2|<s>Ultra</s>white nationalist Makarov]]
File:Brenton Tarrant - Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Halo Reach.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant CSGO.png
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File:Brenton Tarrant Lushsux.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant sonnenrad cowboy meme.jpg
File:Roof Breivik Tarrant.png|Ambassadors of Lulz
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File:Tarrantula.jpg|Tarrantula
File:Aussie lad.jpg
File:Brenton 8chan thread.png|[[And nothing of value was lost|8chan speaks the truth!]]
File:Letter to Brenton Tarrant 1.jpg|You can (probably) write him a letter with this address
</gallery>}}

===Endorsements===
Despite what the media would have you know, Brenton received widespread support from game developers, musicians, television executives, and [[YouTubers]] as evidenced by the DLCs, music videos, and episodes shown below.

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|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Ricardo Milos.webm|750px]]
|[[File:TarrantAtDoomGates.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Don't Stop Me Now.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant - Let's play with pewds Csgo de christchurch mosque.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pewdiepie.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant CS GO Edit.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant Funky Music.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:BrentonTarrantShitpost.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Cartoon Edit.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Payday 2.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

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|[[File:DeutschlandReconstruction.mov|750px]]
|[[File:TarrantWithGauntlet.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton tarrant star wars youtube react.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Hotline Christchurch.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Grand theft auto 5 Brenton Tarrant Mod.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Super Mosque Massacre.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant edit.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant - bruh momento 2.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Mosque shooting minecraft.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant F.R.I.E.N.D.S. edit.webm|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-tf2.webm|750px]]<center>'''Even TF2 celebrated the Kiwi Crusader'''</center>
|[[File:Brenton Diss Track.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Doom mass shoot shoot.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-annie.webm|750px]]<center>'''Christchurch: The Musical'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-ELO.webm|750px]]<center>'''ELO'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pop.webm|750px]]<center>'''[[Wigger|Nick Bean]] also came out in support of Brenton'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-prodigy.webm|750px]]<center>'''The Prodigy's review of Brenton's visit'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-skrraa.webm|750px]]<center>'''The ting goes...'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-trap-nation.webm|750px]]<center>'''Trap Nation'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-turbo.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turbo Killer'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Tarrant Shooting Electro-Music.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-deus-ex.webm|750px]]<center>'''Eidos Interactive's endorsement in Deus Ex'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-counterstrike.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turtle Rock Studio's endorsement in Counter-Strike'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-GTA.webm|750px]]<center>'''GTA V gives Tarrant a 10/10'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-doom.webm|750px]]<center>'''Doom approves'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-oblivion.webm|750px]]<center>'''Oblivion was clearly accelerationist'''</center>
|[[File:King of the Mosque.mp4|750px]]<center>'''King of the Mosque'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==The Blame Game==
Eager to exploit a mass murder for political gain before the bodies turned cold, retards from every corner of the internet tried to outdo one another in a contest of who could assign blame to the most random target. The contest ended in a 4-way tie between people blaming [[GamerGate]] (despite the movement being over for 5 fucking years) and [[8chan]] ([[4chan]] too), journalists accusing PewDiePie of orchestrating the shooting while mistaking the [[Navy SEAL Copypasta]] for the shooter's actual life story, the classic "Blame Teh Guns!" narrative, and one [https://www.sbs.com.au/news/outrage-as-fraser-anning-blames-nz-attacks-on-muslim-immigration Australian politician arguing that the MudSlimes just had it coming] (which they probably did).

Unsurprisingly, New Zealand's parliament voted 119-1 on April 10, 2019, to place more restrictions on the sale of semiautomatics in what seemed to be the fastest case of "[[Gun control|b& the scary gon]]."

{{cg|'''Blame Game'''|cg3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Brianna Wu GamerGate New Zealand.png|"IT WAS [[GamerGate|GAMERGATE]] FROM [[8chan|8CHAN]]!," screeches [[Brianna Wu]].
File:Pewdiepussy.jpg|[[Pewdiepie]] first complains about the T-Series (again), then goes "maybe I should deplore this mass murder hmm." He knows where his bread is buttered.
File:Milanoblames.jpg|Like most Twitter Hollywood celebs, Alyssa Milano tried to point at [[Trump]].
File:2019 christchurch shooting - uk media to blame - @161left.png|Um, OK
File:Brenton_Tarrant_tariqnasheed.png|From manbaby playing vidya to "suspected white supremacist"
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:1552722564400.jpg|OMGWTFBBQ the [[Party Van]] is coming for YOU
File:Ana Valens New Zealand Shooting Blame.jpg|[[Tranny|Ana Valens]] of [[The Daily Dot]].
File:Andrew Todd Gamers.jpg|[[Smug|Andrew Todd]] of [[IGN]] and [[Polygon]].
File:Andrew Dobson PewDiePie.jpg|And our favorite [[Inflation art|inflationist]] lolcow [[Andrew Dobson]].
File:PewDiePie_Twitter_Gangbang.png|Twitter agrees that PewDiePie is completely at fault
File:ResetERA-pdpban1.png|[[ResetERA]] wants you to know that being reasonable about PewDiePie is "downplaying hatespeech"
File:ResetERA-pdpban4.png|[[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson's]] actual political views have nothing to do with what he did, whereas PewDiePie might as well have shot up the mosques himself
File:ResetERA-pdpban6.png|[[Jew|Ben Shapiro]], the ultimate gateway to nazism
</gallery>}}

The New Zealand Prime Minister then called a [[ZOG|world leader meeting]] in [[France|Paris]] where the [[EU]] and several [[SNCA|other countries]] agreed not only to [[Gun control|b& the scary gon]] but also get the [[Taking down ED|scary websites clearly to blame for violence b& too]]. Despite it being non-binding, meaning it could just be [[ignore]]d, [[Trump|Emperor Donald]] said [[GTFO|America would not be signing]], citing some pesky piece of minor legislation called [[Free speech|The First Amendment]]. Somewhat ironically, [[T-Series]] signed the agreement too. Several tech companies including major ISPs signed too, meaning the internet is now [[Unrealistic expectations|b&]]. This colossal piece of faggotry had an appropriately faggoty name, the '''Christchurch Call to Action Summit'''.

== Crackdown ==
Watching Tarrant go on his rampage with plenty of time to fuck around unmolested may lead you to believe that policing is a joke over in New Zealand. Think again, motherfucker! Being basically an extension of [[United Kingdom|Bongistan]], the kiwi police are scouring the web for any and all violations of Sharia law. A teenage kiwi is being held without bail and facing {{archive|TuPfi|FOURTEEN YEARS}} in jail for sharing the livestream. Meanwhile, [[Null]] from the [[Kiwi Farms]] received a letter from NZ police demanding the retention of posts and corresponding IP addresses so that they could go about vanning people for un-loicensed shitposting. In [[Internet Tough Guy]] fashion, Null responded by insulting the police sergeant who sent the email, dropping his own [[powerword]], and bragging that they can't touch him because he resides in [[USA|Burgerland]]. That said, if you live in New Zealand and are guilty of posting stuff related to the massacre, expect to be dragged to prison and raped by a pack of Maoris.

<gallery style="text-align:center;">
File:NZ Police Null Email1.png|[[Null]] gets an email from New Zealand police
File:NZ Police Null Email2.png|Police detective [[btfo]]!
File:NZ Police Null Email3.png|Police detective scampers back to his cuckshed
</gallery>

==[[Raid backfire|Cuckchurched]]==

<center>{{frame|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz bans 'military style' firearms.png|{{archive|aJ2Vb|{{colortext|WHITE|The classic opening move}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police repair mosques.png|{{archive|NkwkQ|{{colortext|WHITE|A perfectly valid allocation of police resources}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - islamic training courses for nz police.png|{{archive|xacpB|{{colortext|WHITE|"Attend, or be foired!"}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police officer wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|Evuv9|{{colortext|WHITE|Bulletproof tactical semi-hijab}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz media broadcast muslim call to prayer.png|{{archive|XQFGL|{{colortext|WHITE|State-controlled media}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz prime minister wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|7a5QO|{{colortext|WHITE|The goddamn Prime Minister}}}}
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==List of Kebabs{{muslim}} Removed==

<center>'''''<big>May they be fondled and groped by [[Muhammad]]ﷺ in Jannah, ʾĀmīn.</big>'''''</center>

{| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |

'''Atta Elayyan''' (33) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mucad Ibrahim''' (3) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Sayyad Milne''' (14) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Lilik Abdul Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Areeb Ahmed''' (27) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Tariq Omar''' (24) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Shahid Suhail''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Syed Jahandad Ali''' (34) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haroon Mahmood''' (40) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Farhaj Ahsan''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Maheboob Khokhar''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammad Haziq Mohd-Tarmizi''' (17) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Asif Vora''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ramiz Vora''' (28) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ansi Alibava''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Ozair Kadir''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haji Daoud al-Nabi''' (71) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ali Elmadani''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Husna Ahmad''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Naeem Rashid''' (50) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Talha Naeem''' (21) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Amjad Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Kamel Darwish''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Linda Armstrong''' (64) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Imran Khan''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohamad Moosid Mohamedhosen''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hamza Mustafa''' (16) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Khaled Mustafa''' (44) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Junaid Ismail''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdelfattah Qasem''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali''' (61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali Razat''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Mathullah Safi''' (55) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Al-Umari''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Musa Vali Suleman Patel''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf al-Masri''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Moustafa''' (70) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mounir Soliman''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zeeshan Raza''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ghulam Hussain''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Karam Bibi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdukadir Elmi''' (78) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohsin Al Harbi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Osama Adnan Youssef Kwaik''' (37) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mojammel Hoq''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Omar Faruk''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammed Abdusi Samad''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muse Nur Awale''' (77) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ahmed Gamaluddin Abdel-Ghany''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zakaria Bhuiya''' (33) ([[Lulz|birthday]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zekeriya Tuyan''' (46) ([[Scientology|freed 7 weeks after getting shot]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
|}

==The Christchurch Mixtape==

<center>''Brought to you by yours truly, DJ Brenton Tarrant!''</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>chA5IiTB4wg</youtube><center>'''Remove Kebab'''</center>
|<youtube>PGrxHO-B2TY</youtube><center>'''The British Grenadiers'''</center>
|<youtube>j53YDo_ngYU</youtube><center>'''Fallschirmjäger Remix'''</center>
|<youtube>RLG1ys2CGcI</youtube><center>'''Fire'''</center>
|<youtube>atuFSv2bLa8</youtube><center>'''Gas Gas Gas'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==The Slammer Years==

Like [[Anders]] before him, Brenton suffered [[Troll's Remorse]] and could not accept the High Score from his mosque prank, so he initially pleaded not guilty to all charges before finally caving in and pleading guilty on March 26, 2020, then getting life without parole five months later. Following in the footsteps of his [[Australia|ancestors]], he is now in his [[Jail|natural habitat]] with a TV that he can only use to watch two hours of Home and Garden a day. He has, however, {{archive|85OU2|lodged}} {{archive|dtspS|a}} {{archive|hq60A|formal}} {{archive|jwq1Y|appeal}} against the [[Prison rape|appalling treatment]] he has received in prison.

==Known Aliases==

[[File:Brenton Tarrant Uncensored.jpg|thumb|right|I are not amused by this unfunny bullshit.]]

Brenton goes by several aliases, including:
*Brenton "Kills the Unwashed Inside Every Mosque" Tarrant
*Brenton "Subscribe to PewDiePie or Get Ready to Die" Tarrant
*Brenton "Unloading Mags All Over Kebabs" Tarrant
*Brenton "Invader Crusader" Tarrant
*Brenton "Correcting the Birthrate by Crushing the Caliphate" Tarrant
*Brenton "Cleansing New Zealand From All the Heathen" Tarrant
*Brenton "Gang Rape Preventer" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Won’t Survive on My Facebook Live” Tarrant
*Brenton "Removing the Brown From Your Town" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Don't Eat Pig Meat? Here's My Eurobeat" Tarrant
*Brenton "Immigration Curation" Tarrant
*Brenton "5.56 to the Heads of Future ISIS" Tarrant
*Brenton "The remove kebabalist" Tarrant
*Brenton "The next Breivik" Tarrant

==Brentonette==

Our hero Brenton's fine work didn't go unnoticed, with many lolis affectionately known as "Brentonettes" praising and wanting to marry him.

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt 2.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|A "Brentonette" displaying the goods}}
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Future Mrs. Tarrant}}
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Brentonette's BTFO of kebabs}}
</gallery>|margin=auto|border=#fbe6f5|background=#9b2477}}</center>

==See Also==
[[File:Brenton tarrant in the dock.jpg|right|thumb|260px|Because of course he did.]]
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette, Alexandre]] - Also shot up a mosque, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Robert Bowers|Bowers, Robert]] - Shot up a synagogue.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik, Anders Behring]] - Killed a bunch of commies for the lulz, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Vester Lee Flanagan|Flanagan, Vester Lee]] - Also livestreamed, failed to reach the [[high score]] though.
*[[Payton Gendron|Gendron, Payton]] - Dumbass [[zoomer]] kid who ran amok at a supermarket while livestreaming on [[Twitch]], inspired by Brenton.
*[[Baruch Goldstein|Goldstein, Baruch]] - Shot up a mosque in Palestine, made a bunch of sandnigras butthurt.
*[[David Gray|Gray, David]] - The former champion of [[New Zealand]].
*[[Hugo Jackson|Jackson, Hugo]] - Swedish spic who livestreamed himself attempting to get the high score at his school, only injured 1 teacher lol, obviously inspired by Brenton.
*[[New Zealand]]
*[[Darren Osborne|Osborne, Darren]] - [[Wales|Sheep raper]] who ran over some mudslimes in England.
*[[Wade Michael Page|Page, Wade Michael]] - Shot up a bunch of Sikhs before getting pwnd by the popo.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Pettersson, Anton Lundin]] - [[Sweden|Swede]] who stabbed immigrants at a high school, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Dylann Roof|Roof, Dylann]] - Caused a lulzfest at a church, one of Brenton’s Direct inspirations.
*[[Steve Stephens|Stephens, Steve]] - Another [[Facebook]] Live warrior.
*[[White Power]]
{{clear}}

==External Links==
*{{wayback|https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/1/1f/GTA6_gameplay_teaser.mp4|20190612184017|title=Gameplay footage archiv'd}}
*{{archive|dhmg8|Archive of 8/pol/ thread where he announced the shooting}} {{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/12916717.html|title=(& waybacked)}}
*{{archive|9UScB|Archive of Brenton's Facebook}}
*{{archive|Zbw1j|Archive of Brenton's Twitter}}
*{{archive|NdUQO|Archive of Brenton's Steam}}
*[https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90 Brenton's car] (Archived: {{archive|qYAiK|1}} {{wayback|1=https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90|2=20190319134558|title=2}})
*[https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991 Brianna Wu blames the shooting on GamerGate from 8chan and will contact the FBI to take action] (Archived: {{archive|0D7FR|1}} {{wayback|https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991|title=2}})
*[http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque Christchurch mosque implicated in radicalization of Muslim converts (2014)] (Archived: {{archive|U5v1W|1}} {{wayback|http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque|title=2}})
*[https://kiwifarms.net/public/junk/Christchurch%20Shooting.torrent Direct download of manifesto and livestream]
*{{EDF2thread|31835|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum thread with 0 live coverage and jokes about the deceased instead}}
*[https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1106378491765755905 Highlights from the manifesto]
*{{kf|54323|Kiwi Farms thread with live coverage}}
*{{yt|u|PewDiePie}} - Don't forget to subscribe!
*<s>'''{{ytlink|ebChsebTvxw|The original Remove Kebab song}}'''</s> Shoah'd {{waybackvid|ORIGINALREMOVEKEBABSONGWithLyricsaccurateEnglishSubtitles|(Archived)}}
*{{wayback|https://my.mixtape.moe/ecpjxt.mp4|20190315235529|title=Untorrented link of the livestream}}
*[[File:The Great Replacement.pdf|The manifesto]]
*'''{{ytlink|pZOYAGL1Uts|Putin plays remove kebab theme on piano}}'''
*'''{{ytlink|SvlCfNsHqkU|Brenton gets v& for life}}'''

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Baruch Goldstein

2024-10-31T11:44:02Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* Memorial/Cult */

{{ib|[[File:Goldstein002.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ברוך קופל גולדשטיין‎‎'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 9, 1956}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 25, 1994 (aged 37)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Israeli]]  [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 125}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, lynched by mob}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Baruch Kopel Goldstein'''{{Jew}} was a 37-year-old [[Israel|Israeli]][[Americunts|-American]] man and the only good [[kike]] to ever exist who followed the Torah to its word and [[Mass Shooting|slaughtered]] 29 filthy [[Palestine|Palestinian]] ''goyim'' and [[almost raped]] 125 others in an epic bloodbath that would come to be known as the '''[[Wikipedia:Cave of the Patriarchs massacre|Cave of the Patriarchs massacre]]'''. He was a far-right [[Judaism|Orthodox Jew]], part of the Kach movement, a radical kike reich that existed from 1971 until 1994 (when it got b&); a cult too extreme for even Israel - one of the world's leading terrorist nations, only surpassed by [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[China]], and [[Best Korea]]. His massacre only ended after the [[Oxymoron|peaceful Palestinians]] overcame him - and brutally lynched him to death. The aftermath drew much praise from countless extremist kikes, while the leftists (Self-hating Jews) [[BAWWW]]'d for weeks.

== Background ==
How could someone be such a dickhead as to commit [[Mass Murder|mass murder]] upon countless innocents? Maybe it's the fact that Baruch was born in [[NYC|Brooklyn, New York]]; Noo Yahk'ahs aint exaktly known fo'hre dere frindly additudez. Like many scumbags from the city, he was born to a privileged Jewish family. He was strictly raised by the Orthodox faith, infamous for being fucked up beyond belief - on par with [[Islam]]. Due to being a kike, he easily got into one of the many (((Colleges))), because the professors gave him more priority over more [[Azn|hard working]] students. He was a member of the Jewish Defense League, a terrorist kike organization- just so happened to have been formed by his childhood friend.

===Israeli Initiation===

Sometime in the 1960s (1963 to be exact), Goldstein flied out to [[Israel]], served as a medic in the Israeli [[Army]], then retired from the military to work as a civilian doctor- where he flat out ''refused'' to service any arabs. He was often autistic and cruel, like many kikes are. He got butthurt over Israel having democracy; even [[Retard|comparing]] it to [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].

== Loadout ==

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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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*'''Primary''': IMI Galil
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
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*Four 35 round magazines; 140 rounds total. '''22~33 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
<center>[[Image:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]</center>
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*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
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*'''Perk 2''': Zionism
<center>[[Image:Israel flag.gif|50px]]</center>
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*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

|}
</div>

==Massacre==
[[File:Goldstein020.jpg|thumb|right|Weapons used according to Libtards and Pro Palestinian faggots.]]

{{Quote|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|Baruch Goldstein}}

The Cave of the Patriarchs is an ancient construct that plays a very important role to Jews and Muslims. It has been, and still is, divided into two section; one for each religion. This is in order to avoid the inevitable conflict of the two natural enemies coming in contact. It was under the occupation of the Israelis (Ashke'''NAZI'''s). Baruch was able to disguise himself as a security guard, and walked into the arab half without any resistance or interference from the Israeli guards. Namely, because he was dressed in his military uniform. Once he infiltrated the location, he waited until the crowd got on their arms and knees for the late-stages of the prayers. Then, he quickly initiated the purifying ritual aka; the shooting '''over 150''' motherfuckers before he ran out of ammo; an impressive feat considering he only had 140 rounds of ammunition for his rifle. Some fucker threw a fire extinguisher at him and smacked him in the head, knocking him out. He was [[Zerg Rush]]ed by the crowd and was savagely lynched to death- a fitting fate for such an evil and depraved kike.

==Palestinian Chimpout==

As usual, Palestinians everywhere [[Chimpout|chimped out]], sparking massive riots, which resulted in dozens if not hundreds of deaths. These chimpouts rivaled even the infamous 1992 Los Angeles riots.

==Reactions==

Israelis mostly condemned the bloodbath cleansing, with only a small minority of kikes worshiping their true hero. The act inflicted [[Troll's Remorse]] on 80% of the kikes. The Israeli Government did something good for once, and outlawed the terrorist organization that Goldstein was part of. They pulled an [[Obama|Obongo]] and confiscated the [[Gun|guns]] of neo-jazis everywhere. Of course, they needed to take out their anger on some [[Lie|innocent]] Palestinians too, by banning them from entire streets and areas for years; even if they had homes there. The Israeli government formed the Shamgar Commission, which sought to investigate the attack. They found that the filthy kike Baruch Goldstein had some common characteristics of 99% of mass shooters:

*He acted alone, and told nobody of his plans
*He had a small dick
*He was a virgin
*The intelligence agencies fucking fail at their jobs
*Security Guards too
*Survivors provided shitty testimony that often contradicted
*Plenty of [[sick fuck]]s tried to ''justify'' Baruch's actions

==Memorial/Cult==

Shortly after the epic bloodbath, thousands of kikes flocked to Goldstein's grave to pay homage to their hero aka their lord and savior. The government tried to understate the amount of fanatics, but the fib fooled few goys. Countless rabbis praised the actions of Goldstein. Eventually, in the late 90s, his grave was pwn'd. The cultists continued on though, even dressing their kids up like Goldstein on the anniversary. Even in the [[2010s]], an occasional yid invokes his memory, trolling more Palestinians into chimping out and getting put down. sadly for the kikes the world probably forgot about him which was a shit legacy if you had one

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''29'''|(125 injured)|10|Spammed shit like a [[faggot]]|16|Murdered sand niggers|19|Extreme butthurt in the Levant|20|Kickstarting the Kike Reich|94|A|Keep it Isreal}}

{{Wanted|4}}

== Videos ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>H6hEJtcPuxs</youtube> <br> <center>'''Baruch Goldstein did nothing wrong.'''</center>
|<youtube>ZknF8rF7Wtw</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein Massacre'''</center>
|<youtube>s3Q-4ZLivn0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Eminem Parody'''</center>
|<youtube>JV_Z3nL2cgk</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (1/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>EvPEBMyd4eM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (2/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>P_pG794M7i0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (3/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>ss25FZtTg1Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Another doku'''</center>
|<youtube>fuKI89glE0Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Survivor testimony'''</center>
|<youtube>Fq_MHSgyezU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein speaking at a museum'''</center>
|<youtube>AYh49A_jKSc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein being interviewed (starts at 1:26)'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:goldstein001.jpg
File:goldstein002.jpg
File:goldstein003.jpg
File:goldstein004.jpg
File:goldstein005.jpg
File:goldstein006.jpg
File:goldstein007.jpg
File:goldstein008.jpg
File:goldstein009.jpg
File:goldstein010.jpg
File:goldstein012.jpg
File:goldstein013.jpg
File:goldstein014.jpg
File:goldstein015.jpg
File:goldstein016.jpg
File:goldstein017.jpg
File:goldstein018.jpg
File:goldstein019.jpg
File:goldstein020.jpg
File:goldstein021.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - And [[Some argue|people say]] that sequels are always worse than originals.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Israel]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Palestine]]

== External Links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein TOW's article on it]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre TOW part 2]
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/goldstein-baruch.htm Murderpedia's Informative piece]
* [http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-hebron.html Jew Watch takes on this evil kike! Godspeed]
* [http://mondoweiss.net/2013/07/murderer-baruch-goldstein/ some kike visits his grave 20 yrs later]
* [http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/baruch-goldstein/ More kikes cry about it]
* [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2014/02/remembering-ibrahimi-mosque-ma-2014223105915230233.html 20th anniversary celebration]
* [http://vaam.tripod.com/Aug2198.html Conspiratards go nuts]

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{jews}}

[[Category:People|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:Murder|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:High Scores|Goldstein, Baruch]]

Baruch Goldstein

2024-10-31T11:42:09Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* Massacre */

{{ib|[[File:Goldstein002.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ברוך קופל גולדשטיין‎‎'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 9, 1956}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 25, 1994 (aged 37)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Israeli]]  [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 125}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, lynched by mob}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Baruch Kopel Goldstein'''{{Jew}} was a 37-year-old [[Israel|Israeli]][[Americunts|-American]] man and the only good [[kike]] to ever exist who followed the Torah to its word and [[Mass Shooting|slaughtered]] 29 filthy [[Palestine|Palestinian]] ''goyim'' and [[almost raped]] 125 others in an epic bloodbath that would come to be known as the '''[[Wikipedia:Cave of the Patriarchs massacre|Cave of the Patriarchs massacre]]'''. He was a far-right [[Judaism|Orthodox Jew]], part of the Kach movement, a radical kike reich that existed from 1971 until 1994 (when it got b&); a cult too extreme for even Israel - one of the world's leading terrorist nations, only surpassed by [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[China]], and [[Best Korea]]. His massacre only ended after the [[Oxymoron|peaceful Palestinians]] overcame him - and brutally lynched him to death. The aftermath drew much praise from countless extremist kikes, while the leftists (Self-hating Jews) [[BAWWW]]'d for weeks.

== Background ==
How could someone be such a dickhead as to commit [[Mass Murder|mass murder]] upon countless innocents? Maybe it's the fact that Baruch was born in [[NYC|Brooklyn, New York]]; Noo Yahk'ahs aint exaktly known fo'hre dere frindly additudez. Like many scumbags from the city, he was born to a privileged Jewish family. He was strictly raised by the Orthodox faith, infamous for being fucked up beyond belief - on par with [[Islam]]. Due to being a kike, he easily got into one of the many (((Colleges))), because the professors gave him more priority over more [[Azn|hard working]] students. He was a member of the Jewish Defense League, a terrorist kike organization- just so happened to have been formed by his childhood friend.

===Israeli Initiation===

Sometime in the 1960s (1963 to be exact), Goldstein flied out to [[Israel]], served as a medic in the Israeli [[Army]], then retired from the military to work as a civilian doctor- where he flat out ''refused'' to service any arabs. He was often autistic and cruel, like many kikes are. He got butthurt over Israel having democracy; even [[Retard|comparing]] it to [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': IMI Galil
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Four 35 round magazines; 140 rounds total. '''22~33 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
<center>[[Image:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Zionism
<center>[[Image:Israel flag.gif|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

|}
</div>

==Massacre==
[[File:Goldstein020.jpg|thumb|right|Weapons used according to Libtards and Pro Palestinian faggots.]]

{{Quote|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|Baruch Goldstein}}

The Cave of the Patriarchs is an ancient construct that plays a very important role to Jews and Muslims. It has been, and still is, divided into two section; one for each religion. This is in order to avoid the inevitable conflict of the two natural enemies coming in contact. It was under the occupation of the Israelis (Ashke'''NAZI'''s). Baruch was able to disguise himself as a security guard, and walked into the arab half without any resistance or interference from the Israeli guards. Namely, because he was dressed in his military uniform. Once he infiltrated the location, he waited until the crowd got on their arms and knees for the late-stages of the prayers. Then, he quickly initiated the purifying ritual aka; the shooting '''over 150''' motherfuckers before he ran out of ammo; an impressive feat considering he only had 140 rounds of ammunition for his rifle. Some fucker threw a fire extinguisher at him and smacked him in the head, knocking him out. He was [[Zerg Rush]]ed by the crowd and was savagely lynched to death- a fitting fate for such an evil and depraved kike.

==Palestinian Chimpout==

As usual, Palestinians everywhere [[Chimpout|chimped out]], sparking massive riots, which resulted in dozens if not hundreds of deaths. These chimpouts rivaled even the infamous 1992 Los Angeles riots.

==Reactions==

Israelis mostly condemned the bloodbath cleansing, with only a small minority of kikes worshiping their true hero. The act inflicted [[Troll's Remorse]] on 80% of the kikes. The Israeli Government did something good for once, and outlawed the terrorist organization that Goldstein was part of. They pulled an [[Obama|Obongo]] and confiscated the [[Gun|guns]] of neo-jazis everywhere. Of course, they needed to take out their anger on some [[Lie|innocent]] Palestinians too, by banning them from entire streets and areas for years; even if they had homes there. The Israeli government formed the Shamgar Commission, which sought to investigate the attack. They found that the filthy kike Baruch Goldstein had some common characteristics of 99% of mass shooters:

*He acted alone, and told nobody of his plans
*He had a small dick
*He was a virgin
*The intelligence agencies fucking fail at their jobs
*Security Guards too
*Survivors provided shitty testimony that often contradicted
*Plenty of [[sick fuck]]s tried to ''justify'' Baruch's actions

==Memorial/Cult==

Shortly after the epic bloodbath, thousands of kikes flocked to Goldstein's grave to pay homage to their hero. The government tried to understate the amount of fanatics, but the fib fooled few goys. Countless rabbis praised the actions of Goldstein. Eventually, in the late 90s, his grave was pwn'd. The cultists continued on though, even dressing their kids up like Goldstein on the anniversary. Even in the [[2010s]], an occasional yid invokes his memory, trolling more Palestinians into chimping out and getting put down.

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''29'''|(125 injured)|10|Spammed shit like a [[faggot]]|16|Murdered sand niggers|19|Extreme butthurt in the Levant|20|Kickstarting the Kike Reich|94|A|Keep it Isreal}}

{{Wanted|4}}

== Videos ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>H6hEJtcPuxs</youtube> <br> <center>'''Baruch Goldstein did nothing wrong.'''</center>
|<youtube>ZknF8rF7Wtw</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein Massacre'''</center>
|<youtube>s3Q-4ZLivn0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Eminem Parody'''</center>
|<youtube>JV_Z3nL2cgk</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (1/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>EvPEBMyd4eM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (2/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>P_pG794M7i0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (3/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>ss25FZtTg1Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Another doku'''</center>
|<youtube>fuKI89glE0Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Survivor testimony'''</center>
|<youtube>Fq_MHSgyezU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein speaking at a museum'''</center>
|<youtube>AYh49A_jKSc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein being interviewed (starts at 1:26)'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:goldstein001.jpg
File:goldstein002.jpg
File:goldstein003.jpg
File:goldstein004.jpg
File:goldstein005.jpg
File:goldstein006.jpg
File:goldstein007.jpg
File:goldstein008.jpg
File:goldstein009.jpg
File:goldstein010.jpg
File:goldstein012.jpg
File:goldstein013.jpg
File:goldstein014.jpg
File:goldstein015.jpg
File:goldstein016.jpg
File:goldstein017.jpg
File:goldstein018.jpg
File:goldstein019.jpg
File:goldstein020.jpg
File:goldstein021.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - And [[Some argue|people say]] that sequels are always worse than originals.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Israel]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Palestine]]

== External Links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein TOW's article on it]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre TOW part 2]
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/goldstein-baruch.htm Murderpedia's Informative piece]
* [http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-hebron.html Jew Watch takes on this evil kike! Godspeed]
* [http://mondoweiss.net/2013/07/murderer-baruch-goldstein/ some kike visits his grave 20 yrs later]
* [http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/baruch-goldstein/ More kikes cry about it]
* [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2014/02/remembering-ibrahimi-mosque-ma-2014223105915230233.html 20th anniversary celebration]
* [http://vaam.tripod.com/Aug2198.html Conspiratards go nuts]

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{jews}}

[[Category:People|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:Murder|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:High Scores|Goldstein, Baruch]]

Baruch Goldstein

2024-10-31T11:40:57Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* Massacre */

{{ib|[[File:Goldstein002.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ברוך קופל גולדשטיין‎‎'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 9, 1956}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 25, 1994 (aged 37)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Israeli]]  [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 125}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, lynched by mob}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Baruch Kopel Goldstein'''{{Jew}} was a 37-year-old [[Israel|Israeli]][[Americunts|-American]] man and the only good [[kike]] to ever exist who followed the Torah to its word and [[Mass Shooting|slaughtered]] 29 filthy [[Palestine|Palestinian]] ''goyim'' and [[almost raped]] 125 others in an epic bloodbath that would come to be known as the '''[[Wikipedia:Cave of the Patriarchs massacre|Cave of the Patriarchs massacre]]'''. He was a far-right [[Judaism|Orthodox Jew]], part of the Kach movement, a radical kike reich that existed from 1971 until 1994 (when it got b&); a cult too extreme for even Israel - one of the world's leading terrorist nations, only surpassed by [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[China]], and [[Best Korea]]. His massacre only ended after the [[Oxymoron|peaceful Palestinians]] overcame him - and brutally lynched him to death. The aftermath drew much praise from countless extremist kikes, while the leftists (Self-hating Jews) [[BAWWW]]'d for weeks.

== Background ==
How could someone be such a dickhead as to commit [[Mass Murder|mass murder]] upon countless innocents? Maybe it's the fact that Baruch was born in [[NYC|Brooklyn, New York]]; Noo Yahk'ahs aint exaktly known fo'hre dere frindly additudez. Like many scumbags from the city, he was born to a privileged Jewish family. He was strictly raised by the Orthodox faith, infamous for being fucked up beyond belief - on par with [[Islam]]. Due to being a kike, he easily got into one of the many (((Colleges))), because the professors gave him more priority over more [[Azn|hard working]] students. He was a member of the Jewish Defense League, a terrorist kike organization- just so happened to have been formed by his childhood friend.

===Israeli Initiation===

Sometime in the 1960s (1963 to be exact), Goldstein flied out to [[Israel]], served as a medic in the Israeli [[Army]], then retired from the military to work as a civilian doctor- where he flat out ''refused'' to service any arabs. He was often autistic and cruel, like many kikes are. He got butthurt over Israel having democracy; even [[Retard|comparing]] it to [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': IMI Galil
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Four 35 round magazines; 140 rounds total. '''22~33 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
<center>[[Image:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Zionism
<center>[[Image:Israel flag.gif|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

|}
</div>

==Massacre==
[[File:Goldstein020.jpg|thumb|right|Weapons used according to Pro Palestinian faggots.]]

{{Quote|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|Baruch Goldstein}}

The Cave of the Patriarchs is an ancient construct that plays a very important role to Jews and Muslims. It has been, and still is, divided into two section; one for each religion. This is in order to avoid the inevitable conflict of the two natural enemies coming in contact. It was under the occupation of the Israelis (Ashke'''NAZI'''s). Baruch was able to disguise himself as a security guard, and walked into the arab half without any resistance or interference from the Israeli guards. Namely, because he was dressed in his military uniform. Once he infiltrated the location, he waited until the crowd got on their arms and knees for the late-stages of the prayers. Then, he quickly initiated the purifying ritual aka; shooting '''over 150''' motherfuckers before he ran out of ammo; an impressive feat considering he only had 140 rounds of ammunition for his rifle. Some fucker threw a fire extinguisher at him and smacked him in the head, knocking him out. He was [[Zerg Rush]]ed by the crowd and savagely lynched to death- a fitting fate for such an evil and depraved kike.

==Palestinian Chimpout==

As usual, Palestinians everywhere [[Chimpout|chimped out]], sparking massive riots, which resulted in dozens if not hundreds of deaths. These chimpouts rivaled even the infamous 1992 Los Angeles riots.

==Reactions==

Israelis mostly condemned the bloodbath cleansing, with only a small minority of kikes worshiping their true hero. The act inflicted [[Troll's Remorse]] on 80% of the kikes. The Israeli Government did something good for once, and outlawed the terrorist organization that Goldstein was part of. They pulled an [[Obama|Obongo]] and confiscated the [[Gun|guns]] of neo-jazis everywhere. Of course, they needed to take out their anger on some [[Lie|innocent]] Palestinians too, by banning them from entire streets and areas for years; even if they had homes there. The Israeli government formed the Shamgar Commission, which sought to investigate the attack. They found that the filthy kike Baruch Goldstein had some common characteristics of 99% of mass shooters:

*He acted alone, and told nobody of his plans
*He had a small dick
*He was a virgin
*The intelligence agencies fucking fail at their jobs
*Security Guards too
*Survivors provided shitty testimony that often contradicted
*Plenty of [[sick fuck]]s tried to ''justify'' Baruch's actions

==Memorial/Cult==

Shortly after the epic bloodbath, thousands of kikes flocked to Goldstein's grave to pay homage to their hero. The government tried to understate the amount of fanatics, but the fib fooled few goys. Countless rabbis praised the actions of Goldstein. Eventually, in the late 90s, his grave was pwn'd. The cultists continued on though, even dressing their kids up like Goldstein on the anniversary. Even in the [[2010s]], an occasional yid invokes his memory, trolling more Palestinians into chimping out and getting put down.

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''29'''|(125 injured)|10|Spammed shit like a [[faggot]]|16|Murdered sand niggers|19|Extreme butthurt in the Levant|20|Kickstarting the Kike Reich|94|A|Keep it Isreal}}

{{Wanted|4}}

== Videos ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>H6hEJtcPuxs</youtube> <br> <center>'''Baruch Goldstein did nothing wrong.'''</center>
|<youtube>ZknF8rF7Wtw</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein Massacre'''</center>
|<youtube>s3Q-4ZLivn0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Eminem Parody'''</center>
|<youtube>JV_Z3nL2cgk</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (1/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>EvPEBMyd4eM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (2/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>P_pG794M7i0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary (3/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>ss25FZtTg1Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Another doku'''</center>
|<youtube>fuKI89glE0Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Survivor testimony'''</center>
|<youtube>Fq_MHSgyezU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein speaking at a museum'''</center>
|<youtube>AYh49A_jKSc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Goldstein being interviewed (starts at 1:26)'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:goldstein001.jpg
File:goldstein002.jpg
File:goldstein003.jpg
File:goldstein004.jpg
File:goldstein005.jpg
File:goldstein006.jpg
File:goldstein007.jpg
File:goldstein008.jpg
File:goldstein009.jpg
File:goldstein010.jpg
File:goldstein012.jpg
File:goldstein013.jpg
File:goldstein014.jpg
File:goldstein015.jpg
File:goldstein016.jpg
File:goldstein017.jpg
File:goldstein018.jpg
File:goldstein019.jpg
File:goldstein020.jpg
File:goldstein021.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - And [[Some argue|people say]] that sequels are always worse than originals.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Israel]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Palestine]]

== External Links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein TOW's article on it]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre TOW part 2]
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/goldstein-baruch.htm Murderpedia's Informative piece]
* [http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-hebron.html Jew Watch takes on this evil kike! Godspeed]
* [http://mondoweiss.net/2013/07/murderer-baruch-goldstein/ some kike visits his grave 20 yrs later]
* [http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/baruch-goldstein/ More kikes cry about it]
* [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2014/02/remembering-ibrahimi-mosque-ma-2014223105915230233.html 20th anniversary celebration]
* [http://vaam.tripod.com/Aug2198.html Conspiratards go nuts]

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{jews}}

[[Category:People|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:Murder|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:High Scores|Goldstein, Baruch]]

Philippines

2024-08-16T05:32:44Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* Further glimpses */

{{Watch}}
{{Offended}}
'''The Republic of the Failippines''', also known as ''Pedo Heaven'', ''Nannyland'', ''Loli Land'' or the ''[[Soviet Canuckistan]] Of Asia or Little Mexico'' is a nation of some [[Over 9000|9,001]] islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from [[China]]. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos (aka ''Flips'') and even ''[[Canuck]]s'' by some Asians because they're [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isniPiAbno0 so nice] and they speak [[English]] are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and [[women|biological female]] and [[transvestite]] [[prostitutes]] in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for gold diggers and [[pedophilia]], as well as for a few [[Azn]] "[[Al Qaeda]]" wannabes who have "taken over" some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world's largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as "Manila envelopes."

[[File:Duterte.jpg|thumb|[[Rodrigo Duterte|The '''new''' dictator of the Philippines.]] Reports say his death squads kill [[fact|36 people a day]]. That's what you get for smoking weed.]]
[[File:PImap.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[File:The-nutshack logo.jpg|thumb|http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ljqaWdR3A What Filipinos watch everyday.]]
[[File:Pigirl.jpg|thumb|[[Angel Locsin]]'s early career]]
[[File:Typical Coconut Niggers.png|thumb|Contrary to what the Coconut Niggers believe,The Philippines has been the world's [[Weak|punching bag]], getting pwned by the [[Spain|Spaniards]],the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americans]],and the [[Japan|Japanese]].]]

==[[old|History]]==
[[File:Naildown.jpg|thumb|Easter festivities]]
[[File:Fidgets.JPG|thumb|Are usually called "Fidgets."]]
[[File:Bath.jpg|thumb|The US takeover in 1898 opened a golden age of sex tourism and pedophilia]]
[[File:Balut.jpg|thumb|Delicious balut, unhatched raw baby duckling]]
[[File:Dogmeat_philippines2.jpg|thumb|A brown dog is fine too.]]

The Philippine Islands (AKA Philipenis Islands) were discovered in 1521 by [[Portugal|Portuguese]]/[[Spain|Spanish]] explorer Ferdinand Magellan, who was taking his yacht on history's first round-the-world cruise. After dropping anchor near a scenic beach on the main island and going ashore for a look around, Magellan and his crew were surprised not to find any other humans. There were, however, great numbers of a curious and friendly ape species, which followed the explorers in their sight-seeing tour around the island. By the end of the first day, when Magellan and his men established a campsite and prepared for bed, quite a few of the female apes indicated a desire to cuddle under the covers with the men.

Naturally, these advances met with a mixed reception. In four years of hard sailing, most of the Spaniards were [[Gay|confirmed bachelors]], and the notion of physical contact with females of any species was somewhat terrifying. Some of the men, however, still abide by the letter and spirit of Imperial Rome's ancient motto, "''Quicumque Permoveo''" ([[Bisexual|"Anything that Moves"]]), and since the female apes looked a bit better than some of the [[Negro|negresses]] they had seen in Africa, they were willing to give these bitches a hard ride. In due course, after only a few weeks gestation, the female apes gave birth to a new, hybrid species of Filipino ape-human. Thus, the "[[Canada]] of Asia" was born.

Other Spanish explorers followed. In 1898, however, the [[United States]] claimed the islands, since they were at war with [[Spain]] about an entirely different topic, [[Cuba]], on the other side of the world, and realized that claiming the Philippines would completely baffle and confuse the Spaniards. When World War 2 came along, it was [[Japan]]'s turn to invade and totally freak out the USA, first by forcing all the US soldiers to jog around the Bataan High School track 100 times in full gear (this is jokingly remembered on the History Channel as the [[i did it for the lulz|"Bataan Death March"]]), and then by kicking their asses in an archery competition. The Philippines evokes bitter memories indeed for the US military, which can be considered extremely [[Lulz|lulzy]].

Not wanting to dwell on the past, much less be liable for an overpopulated clump of shitty islands, the [[United States]] granted the Philippines a status somewhat like [[Puerto Rico]] in 1946.

Four hundred years of successful interbreeding with Spaniards, Chinese merchants, US military personnel and Japanese sex tourists has led to a race that is generally presentable in the human society but can not be considered attractive by any means. There are, as well, quite a few characteristics of Filipino culture that remind intelligent observers of their origins.

In [[[2016]], [[Rodrigo Duterte]] seized control of the country and created right wing death squads to exterminate all drug addicts. Thousands of fags have been [[pwn|pwn'd]] by now. Population control is population control.

==Language aka #TagalogMasterRace==

The official language of the Philippines is called Tagalog. (because fuck Cebuano and others right?). Linguistically, Tagalog is <strike>a blend</strike> THE BASTARD CHILD of ancestral ape noises, Spanish and English. The typical Tagalog conversation sounds like barnyard chickens talking, with bits of European language mixed in for flavor. It is because of this "chicken" aspect that Tagalog is also known as "Buk-buk." Indeed, sometimes the Filipinos themselves are known as "Buk-buks" or even "Book-books." Philippine [[media]], newspapers, television and even [http://tl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estados_Unidos Philippine Wikipedia] use this bizarre combination in an attempt to convey meaning. As employees, Filipinos are required to learn and use only the language of the host country, as use of the Tagalog language frequently irritates local dogs and cats, who switch into hunting mode when they hear it.

The most common greeting in Tagalog is "hi-ho, bangalongabingbang;" it can be broken down like so: "hi ho, bang a long a bing bang." Make sure that you enunciate this as much as possible, as if you were to speak it in a limp-tongued, slightly-nasally fashion, it would sound like everything else does in Tagalog, from "I sure wish that I had the class and shoe collection of Imelda Marcos" to "Don't you think you guys would be safer if we sent more Marines here?"

To increase the likelihood of being raped by white people, the usage of English language as a medium of instruction has been mandatory in schools [[at least 100 years ago]]. This was also done to turn all Filipinos into call center agents. This only proves true that you need to learn English to survive.

==Religion==
[[File:Nailed.jpg|thumb|Funner than it looks]]

Because [[Spain]] owned the place for so long, nearly all Filipinos are [[Catholic]]. Like all nations with a Catholic majority [[Jesus|Christmas]] is the biggest holiday of the year followed by [[Easter]] wherein the natives prepare all year for the Holy Week activities, of which the most important are re-enactments of the [[Satan|Crucifixion]]. [[Fetish|Men carry huge crosses, whip themselves to a bloody pulp, and have themselves nailed to the cross.]] It a delightful and picturesque spectacle for the tourists, and is all in the spirit of [[Ogrish|family entertainment]].

There is also an increasingly larger number of [[mormon]] cultists and their temples as they are somewhat revered by the coconut nigger much like they are by the [[hawaii|pineapple niggers]].

==Cuisine==
Filipino cuisine is an oxymoron as after eating eat anything cooked by the English actually tastes good. You never see any Filipino [[Fast Food|restaurants]] around the world except for a few to service the local Filipino communities. The reason is it's truly one of the worst foods on the planet. Maybe only [[Australia|Australian Aboriginals]] and some remote [[Black People|African]] tribes might eat worse shit than this. Filipino food typically uses the following spices and additives but not much else; sugar (lots), salt, vinegar, Soy sauce and MSG.

Surprisingly, most Filipino cuisine is very much as it was more than 400 years ago, before the first human contact. For example, one of the most important foods is called "balut," which is the unhatched, not quite fully-formed embryo of a duck, EATEN STRAIGHT from the egg. In pre-contact days, the native apes would eat the feathered embryo of any kind of bird, including seagull and pelican, but the recent focus on duck eggs is evidence of civilization's advance. Other delicacies include "pork in blood" (raw cubes of pork in congealed pig blood), "bagoong" (fermented, somewhat mouldy catfish, eaten raw with the fingers), and "black dog" (basically, if your pet black dog goes missing, go knock on the door of Mr. Macadangdang's house).

==ILOVEYOU SCANDAL==
Peenoise are so Alienated to Technology that Entrusting them of using it would result in a Catastrophic Level. In the year [[Y2K|2000]], a man named O'Neal (not a nigger) made a Computer Gayware that was programmed to Annihilate all synthetic life on Earth, started it's life as a VBS script Designed to make all the Vibrators in the world Self-Aware. Being Bleeding Edge at that time the Creator of the Worm decided to share it to his unsuspecting Kike Imperialist thus resulting in a Catastrophic Event known as the Melissa Worm.

Although the Worm was sent to only 500 Kikes and Peenoise the resulting Aftermath on the Creator was Complete Bullshit as the Philipian Constitution never had any Law against writing Malware thus making the Scandal a joke to MicroCock and Bill Jobs. Not only the Shittiest Island on the planet is filled with Pedos and Retarded Kike Vets but also a place for Antipathetic Cybercriminals with very little Empathy for Old People.

== Shady Economy ==
In the shortest way to sum it up, think of this as the Asian version of Canada [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9N3kufjmic on October 17, 2018] but with less drugs. But for a more detailed look:

Since most Filipinos still live like in the stone age and are [[Goronchev|intellectually checkmated]] by let's say...a [[Redundant|6 year old aspie]], technical advancement and industrial development are impossible. Therefore, the country has specialized in Gold digging and generally being a heaven for [[Pedo|pedophiles]] (reliable sources state, that at least [[Over_9000|150%]] of Filipino children are involved in [[sex]] tourism). A typical sight in the Philippines are [[Lulz|child sex camps]], where innocent men, mainly from western Europe and North America, are forced to have sex with multiple [[Loli|underaged girls]] and then made to pay for it. Although local authorities claim to be investigating this case, the victims remain fundless and stripped of their basic human dignity due to the hours-long [[rape]] perpetrated by the minors. Recently, famous internet hero and closet pedo, [[Chris Hansen]], together with a UNESCO squad visited one of these infamous camps, taking the children out of the milieu. The minors were very happy to be jobless now and starving on the streets once again. But, in the bright side, the jobless children are given yet another chance to have money and at the same time entertain horny pedo tourists. Go see unlicensed bars and you'll see. Its pedo haven at its finest.

Distribution of [[Cp|videos depicting the minors raping the elderly men]] is forbidden, since it is UNESCO evidence, but can be still demanded [http://www.fbi.gov here] for free.

Many internet dating websites are packed to the brim with fake scam profiles placed by Filipino scum who are very eager to link you to a shady camwhore site that will steal your credit card info, or beg you for money because they or their relatives are ill, etc. They will lie that they live near you, but they are too fucking retarded to hide their IP address when talking to you on MSN or Yahoo, so it's easy to sniff out the Filipino rodent stench. The internet would be a better place if the Philippines was completely IP banned.

The [[Asking for it|Age of Consent]] in The Philippines is [[12|pedophile]]. So fuck away, bitches.

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==[[kung_fu|Martial]] [[lol|LoL]] years and the Great Shindig Party==

In September 21, 1972, president Ferdinand Marcos declared [[kung_fu|martial]] [[lol|law]] in an effort to [[raep|"save"]] the nation from [[Bawwwww|whining]] and bitching left/right retards and students who had resorted to [[trolling|violence]]. It went well for the better during the first few months(like crime rate had dropped significantly), however its [[nigger|true color]] came out in the open as people accusing Marcos of [[charlie_sheen|winning]] and [[hacking|power-grabbing]] were sent to <s>Soviet-style gulags</s> Philippine Jail to be [[stick_it_in_her_pooper|ass-whacked]] and had their tight pussies [[fisted|adjusted]] by the military. Marcos also [[delete_fucking_everything|re-drafted]] the constitution in January 1973, rendering the judiciary/legislature departments as a bowl of puke and shit, ergo giving Marcos [[BDSM|Absolute power]] over his nation.

President Marcos also [[pwned]] [[all_your_base_are_belong_to_us|all companies belonging to the opposition]] and gave them to his [[bitches|money-sucking leeches]] called '''jabronies''', whom they loved to give curry favors to the prez in exchange for [[BDSM|hard sex]]. Marcos also fucked up the economy under Mount Everest-esque debt and his Dinero were transferred to Sweetzerland using different names.

It seemed that everything was fine on the next 11 years of [[cocksucking]], not until his exiled arch-enemy [[fag|Benigno "Ninoy" Aquino, Jr.]] decided to go back to the Philippines to tell the [[dick|dictator]] to [[tits_or_gtfo|GTFO]] of Malaca'ang for he also itched to sit his butt onto the Philippine Golden Seat of Power. Marcos said "[[O_rly|Suit yourself]]" to the former senator and then sent several of his tr00ps to the Manila International Airport (which later renamed in his honor, but who cares??) to pose as escorts to Mr. Aquino. Aboard the China Airlines jet, the guards boarded the plane to escort Aquino. Instead of the faggy flower-wreath giving and reciting "Mabuhay! Welcome to the Philippines" to Aquino, the soldiers shouted "PUSILA!" (Tagalog for "let's fist 'em up!") and Aquino fell dead face-first on the tarmac.

The perpz sang to the media that Rolando Galman, the other man [[fisted|shot]] along with Aquino, was the REAL SHOOTAH and soldiers [[killed]] him with gunfire after the latter's brains spilled the tarmac; but [[noone]] believed in that [[shit]] and Galman was just a [[Pwned|cannon-fodder]] to cover up the conspiracy brewed up by Marcos' generals.

However, Marcos realized that he had made a fucking mistake, for everyone knows that Aquino is the nation's favorite son and the Filipinos were sick-to-the-bone of being [[List_of_sex_moves|skull-fucked]] by Marcos for 11 years. Fueled by RAAGGEEE and longing to be unchained from the [[fascist]] [[faggotry]], they swarmed Aquino's funeral and called for his [[kitchen|coffee-making]] housewife [[slut|Corazon Aquino]] as a standard bearer of the opposition.

In February 7, 1986, Marcos called the shots and a snap election was held between him and [[slut|Mrs. Aquino]]. He was declared the [[winning|victor]], but those on the opposition camp smelled something [[lulzy]] with the election system. The last straw came forth upon learning that the results had been rigged in favor of Marcos, thus they went outside of the campaign HQ to take a shit and vomit, but never returned.

The electoral stench pervaded the air until Marcos' top henchmen Juan Ponce Enrile (his defense minister and the brains behind [[kung_fu|martial]] [[lulz]]) and Fidel V. Ramos (Marcos' cousin and a military butt-bastard baby) asked their commander-in-chief to let them take a [[shit|dump]]; however the toilet within Camp Aguinaldo was out of order for [[at least 100]] years, so they excused themselves to the next-door camp, Camp Crame.

Marcos gave them the OK, but [[facepalmed]] when he learned that he was fibbed by the two, and they had some kind of a conspiracy or some shit to pry Marcos out of the Seat of Power, which he had super-glued himself to it with The Law. He then called out the military to bring out their best wheels and fireworks to show his defectors [[The_Man|NOT TO FUCK UP WITH THE BIG BOSS.]]

As the Blingees and the Chromees came rolling to EDSA, an avenue where the both camps were located, the church asked the people to go to EDSA for a street dance showdown with Marcos' turtle-shell cavalry. Marcos, to prove that he is not a pussy-wimp, sent a chopper with military men and flew to where Enrile and Ramos smoking [[Cocaine|crack]] to beat the shit out of them and/or [[Kill_it_with_fire|kill them with fire]], because he wanted them to go back to choreograph his dance moves. Tensions were high over EDSA, knowing that this might be the last dance of their lives. However, the tables had turned as the guys aboard the chopper, instead of [[fisting]] them with bullets or [[Kill_it_with_fire|kill them with fire]], gave the two the high-five and set up the bong the soldiers brought themselves. And lettsss get the paaaarty started!!!!! The soldiers danced and shimmied with the crowd to the hip tunes, and then they pointed their guns away from Crame to Malaca'ang.

The [[butthurt]] Marcos realized that this was [[serious business]], so he hollllah'd [[Americunts|Uncle Sam]] for a plane, telling him to "HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!" as throngs of frenzied crowd were moving fast armed with sticks, Molotov cocktails, dildoes and vibrators. The plane came in at the last second, actually picoseconds from being mugged, raped, mutilated, and be hanged at the Rizal Park with his [[mom]]'s panties stuffed into his mouth.

After which, the former [[in_the_kitchen|coffee-maker]] [[slut|Corazon Aquino]] was sworn in as the new prezzie, and she continued to serve espresso and chocolatte amongst the Filipino people for the next six years of her rule.

As for Marcos, he told the US Marine pilot to take him to Paoay, his [[hick]] of a hometown north of Luzon. The pilot, having no shit of a idea where the fuck Paoay is, misinterpreted the instruction and instead he was flown to Hawaii. He had no choice, but to play the uke while his mistress Imelda did the hula [[dance]] in her 30-thousand dollar shoe for the next three years of his life.

[[tl;dr]] Never underestimate the power of [[kitchen|coffee]] -- and [[cock|bong pipe]] [[slut|smoke]]. Peace.

==Filipinos Today==

Filipinos or [[penis|Filipenis]], how ever you want to call them, are the [[human]] scum of the world, they like to think that they're patriotic, nationalistic, and all that shit, but in reality faggot Filipino boys have grown fond of the nigger culture and have become in a sense, second class niggers or as an actual insult: "Asian niggers".

It is also a known fact that Filipinos are the ugliest race in the entire earth (yes even uglier then the French) and that their men and women have the smallest [[penis|PENIS]]es and [[Tits|MELONS]] in the world. There are established Filipino communities especially on the west coast, where the men rape young girls and the old women kick fresh rhymes along with the boys. Also, they have dog feasts where they steal all the neighborhood dogs and have a cookout. The president of the [[internets]] [[Ron Paul]] says he wished all Filipinos would become an hero.

Filipino Women specialize on gold digging, they are very fond of marrying some [[Lemonparty|old man]] in order to get out of their shitty islands. Then, as expected, they divorce him and take half his earnings. Some women want to get a foreign husband just to interbreed, because they instinctively know how very much superior every other race is (Including niggers).

The [[penis|Filipenis]] people feel at ease knowing that everyone [[raped]] them and everyone invaded their pathetic little islands that they call home. Somehow, some of them escaped their shitty rat infested islands to live in a more civilized place like California, Australia and UK, where they go there, they buy a shitty ricer, put some shitty amps and roll on the streets acting like they're some pindick [[Fag|faggot]] gangster, they live a [[Loser|sad]] and a pathetic life, which is totally [[lulzy]] just watching them try hard to get socially accepted, talk about inferiority complex. Which in turn means they end up sucking off every fucking dirty black person they know or just becoming [[Anhero|an hero]].

The current government of the Philippines is run by a [[gay|very]] [[virgin]] president known for chain-smoking, driving fast cars and dating [[Lie|hot women]]. The government is best known for its corruption (after Laos and Indonesia) and [[Woman|womanizing]] of most of the political staff. (The latest anomaly with the armed forces which they ran off with millions of pesos worth of lost funds, and that led to the [[An_Hero|An Heroism]] of one of the accused generals). Filipinos are dumb fucks who love voting for celebrities, even if said celebrities don't know shit about running their own lives, much less a whole country. Anyone can be a president, ex-convicts who were [[Surprise_sex|reaped]] by [[Loli|lolis]], currently jailed politicians [[murder|who are pretty cool guys and doesnt afraid of anything]], heck even the dead porn star who was [[Surprise_buttsecks|reaped in the butt]] by a female fidget who [[Self Injury|broke her neck]] and is currently [[Party_van|in deep shit]].

Due to the fact that Filipinos were raped by [[Latin|Spanish Catholics]], they have the ability to swim long distances. The are arguably better swimmers than [[Cuba|Cubans]]. Filipinos are coconut niggers or Asian [[Brazil|Multiniggers]] but were once Sea Niggers. Sea Niggers are the baseline austronesian scum that lived in the [[Shit|Malay Archipelago]] and if you mix them with East African Niggers and Sandniggers, you get Indonesians and Malaysians, Shoreniggers, [[Star Wars|Coastal Defender Stormniggers]] or Palm Oil Niggers. However, Filipinos were mixed with East Asians and Spaniards, so they became the Coconut Niggers.

[[penis|Filipenis]] [[Bullshit|hard gangster thugs]] regularly hang around together at various 7-11 shops. Funny enough, they will ALWAYS chicken out in a fight one on one, but even bashing two or three of their midget buddies at the same time, wouldn't pose a problem to any [[White_people|individual from the superior race]].

You can identify [[penis|Filipenis]] by the way they look. If they are short, ugly as fuck, have ugly flat noses and smell like trash (well, some [[penis|Filipenis]] have better scents), that's them. Apparently, some of them even keep their perfumes in their buttholes, to keep it away from drunk, homosexual, and smelly Filipinos.

The [[fail|Failipinos]] are also hailed the worst and the most [[retarded]] [[motorcycle]] riders in the world. About 7 out of 10 vehicular accidents in Metro Manila are caused by Valentino Rossi-wannabes swerving through traffic at 200 kilometers per hour while drunk (and note that they never wear their helmets while doing the suicidal, asinine ride to death -- and they keep them on their elbows!!)

Everyone has raped the [[penis|Filipenis]] and everyone living there is proud of it, including [[your mom]]. The Philippine people have had the chance to reproduce with those who invaded their [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|little islands]], but since the Philippine people are fucking ugly as shit, some of the invaders chose their [[Masturbation|hand]] before fucking a half midget-ape hairy monster, also known as the [[Ugly|Philippine woman]]. This lead to the revolt of some of the invaders desperate troops, which opposed [[Typing_with_one_hand|the hand]], thus wasting their [[White_people|superior white genes]] to an [[You|inferior race]]. All sorts of races have interbred with the Philippine people, these include [[white people]], <s>[[beaners]]</s>, [[chinks]], [[japs]], spaniards, black person etc. It is also alleged by the locals, that the interbred of such races with their own will produce somewhat <s>pretty</s> nicer babies, but still miles behind the Japanese. A good example of this interracial breeding is former [[loli]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which is half Filipino and half [[Caucasian]].

==Filipinos: [[Azn|Asian]] or [[Aboriginal|Pacific Islander]]?==

Due to massive [[inbreeding]] and a lack of an [[school|education]], many Flips, especially those in [[America]], [[retard|believe that they are not Asian, but Pacific Islander.]] Some attribute this to the Failpinos wanting to have to avoid the typical Azn [[truth|stereotypes, such as small dicks and bad driving skills]], while others believe this is a way for the Pinoys to feel [[stupid|exotic]]. Flips like these tend to use several explanations to defend their claim to using the Islander title, like the ones listed below. Along with these are comebacks that can be used against them.

===Typical Explanations Used by Wannabe Islanders, and How to Refute Them===

*'''"The Philippines is located in the Pacific Ocean, which makes us Pacific Islanders!"'''
*''Tell them that this would make an Azn nation like [[Japan]] Pacific Islander. Also tell them that the Philippines is an archipelago, not an island.

*'''"Our language, Tagalog, is of the same language family (Austronesian) as that of the Hawaiians, Samoans, Tongans, etc., meaning we are the same race as them!"
*''Tell them that by their logic, this would make the Indians and Sri Lankans (who are South Asian) that speak languages such as Hindi and Sinhalese (which are Indo-European) the same race as the Europeans who speak languages like Spanish, English, German, etc., which are also Indo-European.

*'''"Us Filipinos do not look Asian because we have brown skin and do not have squint eyes like the Chinese/Japanese/etc., which makes us similar to the Samoans, Tongans, Maoris, etc. in the Pacific!"
*''Tell them to compare a picture of a Filipino (such as Manny Pacquiao) with a picture of an actual Pacific Islander (like rugby player Jonah Lomu). Ask them how these two look similar in any way.

==The Interwebs==
[[File:Dongtattoo.jpg|thumb|Typical pinoy gangsta]]
As for on teh internets (much like how monkeys were sent into space, these guys were given computers for the lulz), a typical Failipino can be identified by the following traits:

* inquiring upon everyone they meet; "do u have cam or msn"
* never capitalizing at the start of sentences. evar.
* passing off Engrish as proper English. they'll also mix their own dialect in there somewhere because they have about as much mastery of the English language as a brick.
* overusing ":)" faces, especially when there is absolutely nothing to smile about. Or basically, emoticons EVERYWHERE. :)
* ending sentences with either "...." or "!"! ...:)
* using the words "asddsa" or "wew" for no apparent reason. :)
* ending the sentence with "More power to ''X'' ".:)
* and most disturbingly... for typing strings of manic laughter... hahahahaha! hehehehe.... :)

== Jejemon ==
[[Image:Jeje2.jpg|thumb|right|gotta catch em all! jejemon!]]
[[Image:Jeje1.jpg|thumb|right|Million dorrah question!]]

This shows how texting, watching [[animu]], and the internetzzzz spoil todays' youth. This Failipinos' sub-culture is a mixture of Neanderthal man, azn Niggah, a [[Retard|fucktarded]] ghetto emokid, [[Mudkip|Pokemon piss]], and various [[Internet_disease|internet diseases]]. They luuvvv sending SMS messages using UNNECESSARILY LONG CHARACTERS meant to [[rape]] your eyes till you cry. (see examples below) These are the most retarded users of the ever-confusing [[1337|1337speak]] in the world, EVAR!!!! It also had created epic lulz on the internetherworld and the SMS world, and even the Philippine Department of Education gave the [[banhammer]] against these retards to spare your kids from further degeneration.

Examples of jejespeak:

* i wuD LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u. - I'd like to take you to a brothel and rape you in the ass bitch
* E33HhoWwZZZ pfHoE - go fuck yourself nigga
* lAbqCkyOuHh - shut the fuck up and hand me the weedzzz

[[Image:Jeje3.jpg|thumb|left|Azn gangstahs, the Jejemon]]

JejeFucks are known to wear oversized tee-shirts, a stupid rainbow cap, and they use a cellphone that could accommodate [[over 9000]] characters just to say 'Hi" to their fellow 7373pHuxxx. They defy curfew, roaming the streets from 10 pm to 4 am, and you can see them spamming the [[Failbook]] pages with their retarded leetspeak. Their favorite hang-outs include billard halls, shopping malls, Starbucks, Internet shops (known as DoWThAhANN, fuck that), ghetto streets, video arcades and police detention cells.

People who totally loathe the jejeFucks are called "Jejebusters", and will not hesitate to butt-rape them for their faggotry till kingdumb come. It should be noted also that the typical JejeFuck are mostly [[13-year old boys]], [[16-year-old girls]], and 60-year old [[pedofags]] with an IQ of -5,000

==Filipino Instincts==

Filipinos usually like to go [[batshit insane]] and argue with anyone who compliments or insults anyone Filipino, or their masters that they suck off. If you try to explain anything, even politely, they will take it as insults and act like little whiny-pussies even more. They often like to make fun of Viets, Chinese people (or anyone who isn't from the Tagalog-speaking region) and compare themselves to their neighboring countries. Once they feel threatened verbally, they will suck white cock for insults since their women already sucked white cock, Chinese cock, Malay cock, Spanish cock, and Japanese cock for hundreds of years resulting in the fucktarded, ugly-ass, ashamed, homosexual Failipinos we <s>see today</s> have to deal with today.

== Hobbies of typical Filipinos ==
[[File:Typical islandnigger transportation.jpg|thumb|Typical pinoy transportation]]
[[File:Phillipinos hate obama.jpg|thumb|Jejefags burning an effigy of the [[God-Emperor of Blackkind]]. ]]
* Eating dogs
* Love getting the Catholic church to fuck them around.
* Being hypocritical moralfags.
* Acting like second-rate wannabe azn Niggazzzz mumbling rap-shit on the streets
* Raping balding, middle-aged men (especially true for the minors)
* Working overseas
* [[nazi|Worshiping white people]]
* Playing DOTA <s>while having sex.</s> while fapping of low-tier shitty porn sites like youporn.
* Spending 95% of their time texting/sexting til' their fingers bleed
* Spending 95% of their lives on Failbook and Farmville
* Watching Fliptop on JewTube, where failipino nigazz hurl [[fail|terribad]] rap lyrics amongst themselves.
* Getting batshit insane over shitty K-pop songs.
* Smoke belching
* Peeing on walls, streets, car tires.
* Believing in superstitious bullshit that even their own religion/science/common knowledge has debunked.
* Playing basketball
* Voting for celebrities and candidates endorsed by celebrities in politics, no matter how retarded or inexperienced they are.
* Being [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet Tough Guys]] online
* Sucking the cock of anyone with money, including filthy [[Arab]]s and [[white]] people.
* Watching legal [[loli]]/[[shota]] porn during primetime......well in all seriousness, not exactly porn but when you feature kids in either half naked/in skimpy outfits worn only by someone working in a strip club on live television and dramas and put them in blunt jailbait situations (I.E: Sexy dancing, running around in their underwear....etc), it's close enough.
* Smoking on your food.
* Producing shitloads of kids and whore them to tourists for easy money. That, or getting scammed out of their kids because most Filipinos have no common sense and will do anything for money.
* Having sex with bedposts in order to stretch their vaginas.
* Squat sitting EVERYWHERE, even though there are chairs 5 feet away
* Being drug mules and failing at it
* Being selfish little corrupted trolls.
* Being terrible sailors by either sinking their own vessels due to outright stupidity or being terrible navigators.
* [http://www.cracked.com/article_18809_the-6-most-strangely-convincing-real-life-curses_p2.html Killing karaoke singers]
* [http://www.demotix.com/news/55425/horse-fighting-philippines#media-57029 Having horses fight to the death.]



== Fidgets in Action ==

...one day the great DingDong came from outerspace to sprout the machine gun wielding trex of the 20th dimension. Not knowing the potential fight that would ensued he conquered the world with his magical fingaling to sprout the masterful demise of what they call the Anakabu

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== The Filipino hero has spoken ==

Everyone is wondering why Pacquiao always win the battle.The secret is revealed

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== Prisons ==

In Filipino prisons, not only are all the inmates gay, but also they put together lavish Michael Jackson Fan Club celebrations.

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Also, they were forced to do this by the warden, who also tattoos his name on the female inmates. Does it add to the lulz? Fuck yes.

== Filipino Girls ==

Filipino girls usually have a really lovely voice. <br>

Not related but must be said, if you join the Military and get stationed in the Philippines you will be wise to keep a minimum of [[at least 100]] miles between your girlfriends. If you want to be sitting at a bar with with one of your bitches and find an [[knife|ice pick]] in your kidney or get your face cut to shit with a straight razor while one of your other bitches is screeching like a howler monkey, keep all your bitches in the same city. <br>
Since Filipino girls are more [[Beaner]] than [[Azn|Asian]] they will fuck [[nigger|black men]]. This is why the Philippines are a popular station for blacks in the military.

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==How To Tell If A Filipino Is Living Somewhere Near You==

*Has your cat gone missing?
*Were you walking your dog and when you turned back from watching that chick with the big tits jog down the street did your dog magically disappear off its leash?
*Have indigenous mammals like squirrels, racoons or even coyotes suddenly disappeared?
*How about birds, even pigeons?
*Have you seen someone collecting and bagging roadkill that doesn't work for the state? If you're from West Virginia disregard this question.
*Are all the ponds near your house surprisingly fished out?
*When you go to a river or lake do you see someone netfishing early in the morning or late at night?
*When you're driving around, is there that one house that always smells like a dumpster after the rain on a hot day?
*Has it become a whole lot easier to score [[Heroin]]?

*If you answered yes to any of the questions there is a good chance your neighborhood has been invaded by Filipinos.

== Teri Hatcher on Filipinos ==
[http://www.gmanews.tv/story/57869 After nursing students were found cheating on their board exam by leakage, who WOULDN'T question a Filipino medical practitioner?]

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Clearly, Filipinos have [http://pinayexpat.net/?p=831 no sense of humor], contrary to some [http://liveinthephilippines.com/americanlola/2007/12/07/filipino-humor/ people's] [http://mdmechiang.blogspot.com/2007/07/things-i-will-miss-from-philippines.html opinions]. Yeah, they're hypocritical about that, they wouldn't hesitate to make fun of other nationalities, but they'll get butthurt when they're on the spotlight.

== M.V. Princess of The Stars ==

A tragedy that induced tons of butthurt and internet drama. The videos explain them all.

<center>'''What happened'''</center>

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<center>'''Tribute?'''</center>

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==Filthypinos on TV==
<center>'''Typical fillipino cartoon'''</center>
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<center>This is how they view themselves.</center>

== Trolling Filipinos Made Easy ==
Coming from an actual Asian nigger, most Failipinos are '''insanely''' easy to troll over the internet. With deep religious indoctrination, flimsy patriotic roots, and [[sarcasm]] being an alien concept there, this for starters is enough to work with.

[[File:1911.jpg|thumb|The M1911 pistol was built by America [[wikipedia:M1911 pistol#Early history and adaptations|specifically to kill Filipinos because their guys were too retarded to shoot people in the head]].]]

* Simply link them this article, sit back and watch the show.
* Explain why Filipinos are not Asian. (For quick reference, just say that they're a mixture of niggers and [[Spain|spics]] this is mostly historically accurate. But you'll loose out once they pull out their Malayan decent, which is sort of Asian.)
* Say that Filippinos are Pacific Islanders
* Mention how ugly their women are.
* Ask them why all of their women have frog faces fixed with permanent scowls.
* Mention that their women are trying to look like a pretty Caucasian Euro-chick model when in fact they looked like an asian nigger born from horseshit (Plastic surgery is SERIOUS BUSINESS in the Philippines). As expected, they ended up as a shambling abomination.
* Tell them their skin color is the color of shit and how this analogy is perfect for them.
* Tell the girls that they love to wear short-shorts despite having a varicose vein/cellulite on their legs and call themselves "sexy".
* Tell them Francis-M's music is shit. Watch a thousand wannabe patriots descend upon you.
* Notify them of how nerdy and stupid they are.
* Tell them Filipinos are wannabe-gangsters who suck nigger cock.
* Tell them that they are genetically inferior.
* Tell them that they are basically Azns with [[Spanish]] names.
* In addition to the previous tip, tell them they are closer to [[Canuck]]s somehow.
* Compare the mustaches of their women to that of Groucho Marx.
* Tell them that Filipinos love to throw their shit in places with signs "NO LITTERING" written in Tagalog.
* If you ever meet a Fil-Am, Fil-Brit, Fil-Fuck or Fil-Martian who does not know any shit of Tagalog, and/or haven't been to the Philippines with all his/her pathetic life, and ''yet'' proclaim themselves Filipinos, tell them to STFU and kill themselves.
* Tell them that they flunked English because they have used [[1337]] in their thesis.
* Tell them Manny Pacquiao enjoys massive amounts of steroids.
* Tell them Manny Pacquiao is overrated and has lost on several occasions.
* Tell them Manny Pacquiao plain sucks.
* Cheer for Manny Pacquao's opponent whenever he has a match.
* Ask them where the Philippines is.
* Call the Philippines "Canada Island".
* Call them Canadian, not Asian.
* Tell them the Philippines wouldn't be a third-world shithole today if they would have just accepted American imperialism and became a US state.
* Tell them China rightfully owns Spratly's Islands.
* Ask them when they're gonna shower because they look dirty.
* Tell them that T.V. Carpio is better than Charice because the latter shouts and screams and is fucking annoying
* Tell them that [[Shit nobody cares about|Sarah Geronimo]] has the singing voice of tone-deaf retard.
* Create Facebook pages that the mentions either: You hate the them/God hates them/They belong to the devil. Promote it to some popular local board under the guise of a concerned patriot and watch the buttloads of hate unfold. [[Truth|This is a tried-and-true method]] that will never fail you until Failbook shuts you down, which is usually in about 2 weeks.
* Say that you are an Atheist and watch their mouths froth.
* Say God/Jesus doesn't exist, watch the [[hate|love]] unfold. Don't bother with Allah or any other God, they're not too big there.
* Post [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Q676tSCeI this link] on unsuspecting Failipenoys and watch them [[BAWWWWW]] [[U MAD|to your delight]]
* Cheer for the other side when the [[soccer|Azkals]] have a game against another country.
* Go to [http://www.facebook.com/JSanchezAI11 Jessica Sanchez's Fanpage] and tell them that her voice is the equivalent of a dying bitch. Watch them berserk to your delight.
* Being arrogant pieces of shit.

== Further glimpses ==

<center><gallery>
File:Filipopo.jpg|Filipino Giant Boy
File:Crucifun.jpg|Everybody gets a turn
File:Moarbalut.JPG|Satisfying and delicious balut totally not lying
File:Vagina-repair.jpg|"Get rid of a baby. The mister will be happy. It's possible to do it." How delightful.
File:PhillipinegrowthrateDuerto.jpg|Inb4 capitalism
File:Jejekids.jpg|Typical kids in Failippines.
File:Yellowcocks.jpg|The president's pastime.
File:Flip bar.jpg|Filipinos can be ground up and made into a nutritious source of food.
File:AFilipina.jpg|A Filipina at work
File:YoungFilipina.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See also ==
* [[Rodrigo Duterte]]
* [[Asia]]
* [[Bleedman]]
* [[Alodia]]
* [[Bakla]]
* [[English]]
* [[Gook]]
* [[Onigojirakaiju]]
* [[Spain]]
* [[The Jewnited States of Americunts]]
* [[Rolando Mendoza]]

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{{Timeline|Featured article April 30, [[2007]]|[[Saddam Hussein]]|[[Philippines]]|[[Ray Jones]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article March 4, [[2008]]|[[Animal Dreams]]|[[Philippines]]|[[BME]]}}
[[Category:Locations]]

Brenton Tarrant

2024-08-14T23:43:27Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* Known Aliases */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Saint Tarrant'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 27, 1990 ({{age|1990|10|27}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Australia|Ausfailian]]  [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Gym trainer, kebab removalist}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 51, injured 40}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|12px|link=]] (Oceania: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No; captured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Kebab Removalism}}
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2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be [[shit]] and lackluster, <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!</span> <sup>([[Suzano School Shooting|+2 others!]])</sup> '''Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant'''{{nazi}}, a.k.a. the '''Tarrantula''' and the '''Kiwi Kebab Killer''', is a heroic [[IRL]] JC Denton [[Aussie]] [[troll]] who took it upon himself to remove the [[Islam|Mooslem]] filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all [[experts]] agreed that [[New Zealand]] was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to [[8chan]] and [[4chan]]; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi [[PewDiePie]] and Norwegian [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] aficionado [[Anders Behring Breivik]] as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of [[lulz]] and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy [[Jews|(((CNN)))]].

Like every other [[white devil]] before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as [[Mossad|ISIS]] by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps [[Dumbass|counterintuitively]], he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of '''king of the white pplz''' (though the title has already been claimed by [[Breivheart]]). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic [[The Fourteen Words|white nationalist slogans]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|names of some dead European cunts]], and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
{{Quote|'''Remember lads, subscribe to [[PewDiePie]].'''|Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.}}
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==His Manifesto==
[[File:Brenton Gf.jpg|thumb|Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.]]
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|As I sat there in the parking lot, in my rental car, I watched a stream of the invaders walk through the shopping centre’s front doors.

...

I had seen enough, and in anger, drove out of the town

...

I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car.|Brenton, crying like a bitch because he saw a bunch of niggers.
|We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic,nihilistic individualism. But it will '''take take''' some time.|A guy who doesn't know how typing or punctuation works is going to save the west.
|The United States is in turmoil, more so that at any other time in history.|What is "The Civil War"?
|Replacement|50 matches found, ''Ctrl+f.''
|Yes, the person that has influenced me above all was [[Candace Owens]].|[[Trololo]].
|Spyro the dragon 3 taught me ethno-nationalism. Fortnite trained me to be a killer and to floss on the corpses of my enemies.|Aw, it wasn't [[Marilyn Manson]] this time around?
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Combine [[Dylann Storm Roof]]'s and [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s incoherent ramblings about race, [[Elliot Rodger]]'s emotional overreactions to seeing people he dislikes, a healthy helping of the [[Unabomber]]'s neo-Luddism, and a generous amount of [[Charles Manson]]'s delusions of starting a race war (though this is true for nearly every mass shooter who thinks they'll start a revolution), and you will get Tarrant's gay fucking manifesto, but with [[over 9000]]% more memes.

In his typo-laden 80-page manifesto filled with old memes and faggish poetry (some of it is his own), Tarrant lays out his worldview and goal, which boils down to him seeing a bunch of [[niggers]] one time and getting so angry that he drove off in a huff while crying and concluding that [[Lolwut|an Australian gym trainer who shoots up a mosque in New Zealand would start a race war in America]]. Originally, the manifesto was much longer but Brenton rewrote The Great Replacement and turned it into a giant shitpost, because that would totally get his political beliefs across. In between trolling the [[normie]] media and inexplicable lapses in intelligibility, Brenton explains his grand scheme which essentially is to make [[Gun control|American liberals repeal the Second Amendment]], followed by a civil war that will divide the country by race. This will all end [[Typo|with with]] the revival of the white race, all thanks to [[Jesus|him]].

The reality is that New Zealand, which already had tight gun laws, took this opportunity to tighten them even more while planning to show their tolerance by increasing third world immigration. Meanwhile, just like every other spree killer with a manifesto about how his actions will change the world, [[Fail|Brenton will spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as nothing happens and society forgets him]]. This is hardly a punishment since New Zealand [[Habbo Hotel|prisons]] are quite comfortable. In any case, Brenton is Australian so the majority of his ancestors were probably career criminals used to life behind bars.
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Hair.jpg|thumb|left|750px|Note the full head of hair—more proof that [[Bald|hair loss]] correlates with a higher chance of becoming [[batshit insane]].]] [[File:Brenton Tarrant 2006.jpg|thumb|Tarrant with his feral ghoul father.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Pakistan FB.png|thumb|Tarrant recounts the kindness and hospitality of [[Pakistanis]] before killing a bunch of them back home.]]
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==Brenton Visits Mosque==
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Arrested.jpg|thumb|right|Poetic justice: it takes a baldie to catch a baldie.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant New Zealander of the Year.png|thumb|right|The first [[Aussie|Strayan]] to win. Good on ya, m8!]]
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|[[File:Tarrant_arrested_full.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Blatant [[police brutality]]. They don't even try to hide it in New Zealand.'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch_navy_seal_7news.webm|750px]]<center>'''Teh media as accurate as always.'''</center>
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Before going on his shooting spree, Brenton posted a thread on [[8chan]] to share his manifesto and photos and set up his GoPro livestream. All suited up, he advises his audience to "subscribe to [[PewDiePie]]." The stream follows him driving to his destination, the [[Pedophilia apologia|Masjid Al Noor]] mosque by Hagley Park, the only large mosque in town that was {{archive|Hz3Rs|previously suspected}} {{archive|aKb9y|of generating}} {{archive|g34xj|violent radicals}}, all while playing "[[Remove Kebab]]", Arthur Brown's "Fire", a ''Fallschirmjäger'' bass remix, and the ''Initial D'' theme song "Gas Gas Gas". Thankfully, because it was Friday in a heavily Muslim-infested part of town, traffic was light and he arrived quickly, so we are spared his top ten anime songs playlist and favorite YTPMVs. He goes down a narrow driveway and nearly gets stuck trying to turn around, calling his mistake "[[Fail|some Austin Powers shit]]"; so much for careful planning.

With the British Grenadiers (a song people have been dying to for the past 3 centuries) blasting out of his sound system, our protagonist grabs his AR-15 and semi-auto shotgun that's smeared with retarded /pol/ slogans and calmly makes his way towards the front entrance. The bystanders pay no attention to what they assume is a fellow jihadi returning from Syria. After his brother greets him at the door, Brenton starts off stylishly with some shotgun blasts into the crowd before switching to his trusty assault rifle. After emptying all of his mags into the piles of bodies and having nothing left to do, he stands bewildered then walks back outside to grab another AR-15. He strolls in again and skewers the resting kebabs for a few minutes (ensuring they don't use their Mohammedan powers to turn [[Zombies|undead]]).

Brenton walks out yet AGAIN to shoot a woman who was napping on the sidewalk. He stares at a jerrycan of gasoline and contemplates burning the place down, but for some reason mumbles "there's not enough time," despite continuing to meander for another minute. He leaves some guns in the driveway, gets in his car, and takes off, turning the dead woman into a halal speed bump in the process. He nervously drives north on Deans Avenue with several loaded guns beside him. He brakes, shoots out his window at some passersby, frantically turns a couple of corners, runs out of service, and the stream ends.

After streaming, Brenton visits the Linwood Islamic Centre and removes an additional seven kebabs for dessert. According to the [[old media]], a [[mudslime]] threw a credit card machine at our protagonist who got spooked, presumably under the assumption that it was a bomb (because let's be honest, [[Allahu Akbar|it wouldn't be out of the ordinary]]), and runs away in panic. En route to his 'bonus objective', a mosque in Ashburton, he was [[Pwnt|rammed off-road]] and [[Win|finally busted by the pigs 20 minutes after he fired his first shot]].

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== Loadout ==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 1.jpg|Note the autistic scribbling of nonsense—he was a true 8chanfag.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 2.png|Appalling.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 3.jpg|Airsoft kit put to good use at last.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 4.jpg|Had 40-round PMAGs and a 60-round drum mag...
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 5.jpg|...yet did all that unnecessary reloading and switching between magazines?
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 6.jpg|So much for customization.
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*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|AR15 Full Semi-Automatic]] w/ Hera Arms CQR Stock + Magpul PMAGs
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*Paintball experience & Gov-issued gun license to non-citizen. High capacity mags for moar ammo and solid stock for comfier recoil.
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*'''Secondary''': Mossberg 930 semi-auto shotgun w/ red dot sight
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*Can be bought online after you easily apply for a gun license.
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Invisible against Spy Planes and Christchurch Central Police Station.
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*Increases reloading time for all weapons, makes the shooter switch magazines randomly.
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*'''Spell''': [[Nazi]]
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*Increased damage against Muslims, Kiwis, Jews, Americans, and non-Aryans.
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==Meme Review==
{{GradedScore|'''51'''|(40 injured) Second deadliest mass shooting in the civilized (non-American/warzone) world|10|Could've killed far more mudslimes; pussied out due to a thrown card machine|'''40'''|Plays Remove Kebab, baits media, fucks with Candace Owens, and a million other memes; the first post-ironic shooter|20|NZ peacefags horrified, as are Mudslimes the world over. '''TABLES TURNED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!1!!'''|20|Overall excellence in style, planning, [[Patrick Crusius|copy]][[Payton Gendron|cats]], and butthurt|141|S++|<big>[[Breivik|"Breiv]][[Mel Gibson|heart"]]</big><br>Ausfags are even better at mass shooting than Burgers, proving shitpost supremacy once and for all}}

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==Generated Lulz==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Pewdiepie Can Beat T Series.png|[[PewDiePie]] still lost
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File:Brenton Tarrant Pornhub.png|Interracial [[pr0n]]
File:Oshit.png|how do i tackled tarrant?
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File:Brenton Tarrant anime 1.png|Brenton-chan so [[kawaii]] uwu
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File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|Rule 34'd]]
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File:Brenton Tarrant anime 4.jpg|Coppers got the wrong guy lmao
File:Brenton Tarrant clown world honk.png|[[Clown World|*honk* *honk*]]
File:My Little Brenton.jpg|[[Bronies]] just ruin everything
File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 1.png|[[Steve Irwin|Crikey!]]
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File:Brenton Tarrant Gas Gas Gas.jpg|Subaru reports 10% sales increase in first quarter
File:Brenton Tarrant - Deus Ex.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Australian shitposter irl.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Jew.png|It was [[Jews|(((them)))]] all along!
File:Brenton Tarrant COD MW.jpg|[[Modern Warfare 2|<s>Ultra</s>white nationalist Makarov]]
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File:Roof Breivik Tarrant.png|Ambassadors of Lulz
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File:Tarrantula.jpg|Tarrantula
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File:Brenton 8chan thread.png|[[And nothing of value was lost|8chan speaks the truth!]]
File:Letter to Brenton Tarrant 1.jpg|You can (probably) write him a letter with this address
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===Endorsements===
Despite what the media would have you know, Brenton received widespread support from game developers, musicians, television executives, and [[YouTubers]] as evidenced by the DLCs, music videos, and episodes shown below.

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|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-annie.webm|750px]]<center>'''Christchurch: The Musical'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-ELO.webm|750px]]<center>'''ELO'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pop.webm|750px]]<center>'''[[Wigger|Nick Bean]] also came out in support of Brenton'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-prodigy.webm|750px]]<center>'''The Prodigy's review of Brenton's visit'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-skrraa.webm|750px]]<center>'''The ting goes...'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-trap-nation.webm|750px]]<center>'''Trap Nation'''</center>
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|[[File:Tarrant Shooting Electro-Music.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-deus-ex.webm|750px]]<center>'''Eidos Interactive's endorsement in Deus Ex'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-counterstrike.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turtle Rock Studio's endorsement in Counter-Strike'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-GTA.webm|750px]]<center>'''GTA V gives Tarrant a 10/10'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-doom.webm|750px]]<center>'''Doom approves'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-oblivion.webm|750px]]<center>'''Oblivion was clearly accelerationist'''</center>
|[[File:King of the Mosque.mp4|750px]]<center>'''King of the Mosque'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==The Blame Game==
Eager to exploit a mass murder for political gain before the bodies turned cold, retards from every corner of the internet tried to outdo one another in a contest of who could assign blame to the most random target. The contest ended in a 4-way tie between people blaming [[GamerGate]] (despite the movement being over for 5 fucking years) and [[8chan]] ([[4chan]] too), journalists accusing PewDiePie of orchestrating the shooting while mistaking the [[Navy SEAL Copypasta]] for the shooter's actual life story, the classic "Blame Teh Guns!" narrative, and one [https://www.sbs.com.au/news/outrage-as-fraser-anning-blames-nz-attacks-on-muslim-immigration Australian politician arguing that the MudSlimes just had it coming] (which they probably did).

Unsurprisingly, New Zealand's parliament voted 119-1 on April 10, 2019, to place more restrictions on the sale of semiautomatics in what seemed to be the fastest case of "[[Gun control|b& the scary gon]]."

{{cg|'''Blame Game'''|cg3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Brianna Wu GamerGate New Zealand.png|"IT WAS [[GamerGate|GAMERGATE]] FROM [[8chan|8CHAN]]!," screeches [[Brianna Wu]].
File:Pewdiepussy.jpg|[[Pewdiepie]] first complains about the T-Series (again), then goes "maybe I should deplore this mass murder hmm." He knows where his bread is buttered.
File:Milanoblames.jpg|Like most Twitter Hollywood celebs, Alyssa Milano tried to point at [[Trump]].
File:2019 christchurch shooting - uk media to blame - @161left.png|Um, OK
File:Brenton_Tarrant_tariqnasheed.png|From manbaby playing vidya to "suspected white supremacist"
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:1552722564400.jpg|OMGWTFBBQ the [[Party Van]] is coming for YOU
File:Ana Valens New Zealand Shooting Blame.jpg|[[Tranny|Ana Valens]] of [[The Daily Dot]].
File:Andrew Todd Gamers.jpg|[[Smug|Andrew Todd]] of [[IGN]] and [[Polygon]].
File:Andrew Dobson PewDiePie.jpg|And our favorite [[Inflation art|inflationist]] lolcow [[Andrew Dobson]].
File:PewDiePie_Twitter_Gangbang.png|Twitter agrees that PewDiePie is completely at fault
File:ResetERA-pdpban1.png|[[ResetERA]] wants you to know that being reasonable about PewDiePie is "downplaying hatespeech"
File:ResetERA-pdpban4.png|[[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson's]] actual political views have nothing to do with what he did, whereas PewDiePie might as well have shot up the mosques himself
File:ResetERA-pdpban6.png|[[Jew|Ben Shapiro]], the ultimate gateway to nazism
</gallery>}}

The New Zealand Prime Minister then called a [[ZOG|world leader meeting]] in [[France|Paris]] where the [[EU]] and several [[SNCA|other countries]] agreed not only to [[Gun control|b& the scary gon]] but also get the [[Taking down ED|scary websites clearly to blame for violence b& too]]. Despite it being non-binding, meaning it could just be [[ignore]]d, [[Trump|Emperor Donald]] said [[GTFO|America would not be signing]], citing some pesky piece of minor legislation called [[Free speech|The First Amendment]]. Somewhat ironically, [[T-Series]] signed the agreement too. Several tech companies including major ISPs signed too, meaning the internet is now [[Unrealistic expectations|b&]]. This colossal piece of faggotry had an appropriately faggoty name, the '''Christchurch Call to Action Summit'''.

== Crackdown ==
Watching Tarrant go on his rampage with plenty of time to fuck around unmolested may lead you to believe that policing is a joke over in New Zealand. Think again, motherfucker! Being basically an extension of [[United Kingdom|Bongistan]], the kiwi police are scouring the web for any and all violations of Sharia law. A teenage kiwi is being held without bail and facing {{archive|TuPfi|FOURTEEN YEARS}} in jail for sharing the livestream. Meanwhile, [[Null]] from the [[Kiwi Farms]] received a letter from NZ police demanding the retention of posts and corresponding IP addresses so that they could go about vanning people for un-loicensed shitposting. In [[Internet Tough Guy]] fashion, Null responded by insulting the police sergeant who sent the email, dropping his own [[powerword]], and bragging that they can't touch him because he resides in [[USA|Burgerland]]. That said, if you live in New Zealand and are guilty of posting stuff related to the massacre, expect to be dragged to prison and raped by a pack of Maoris.

<gallery style="text-align:center;">
File:NZ Police Null Email1.png|[[Null]] gets an email from New Zealand police
File:NZ Police Null Email2.png|Police detective [[btfo]]!
File:NZ Police Null Email3.png|Police detective scampers back to his cuckshed
</gallery>

==[[Raid backfire|Cuckchurched]]==

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File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz bans 'military style' firearms.png|{{archive|aJ2Vb|{{colortext|WHITE|The classic opening move}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police repair mosques.png|{{archive|NkwkQ|{{colortext|WHITE|A perfectly valid allocation of police resources}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - islamic training courses for nz police.png|{{archive|xacpB|{{colortext|WHITE|"Attend, or be foired!"}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police officer wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|Evuv9|{{colortext|WHITE|Bulletproof tactical semi-hijab}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz media broadcast muslim call to prayer.png|{{archive|XQFGL|{{colortext|WHITE|State-controlled media}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz prime minister wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|7a5QO|{{colortext|WHITE|The goddamn Prime Minister}}}}
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==List of Kebabs{{muslim}} Removed==

<center>'''''<big>May they be fondled and groped by [[Muhammad]]ﷺ in Jannah, ʾĀmīn.</big>'''''</center>

{| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |

'''Atta Elayyan''' (33) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mucad Ibrahim''' (3) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Sayyad Milne''' (14) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Lilik Abdul Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Areeb Ahmed''' (27) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Tariq Omar''' (24) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Shahid Suhail''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Syed Jahandad Ali''' (34) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haroon Mahmood''' (40) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Farhaj Ahsan''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Maheboob Khokhar''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammad Haziq Mohd-Tarmizi''' (17) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Asif Vora''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ramiz Vora''' (28) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ansi Alibava''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Ozair Kadir''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haji Daoud al-Nabi''' (71) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ali Elmadani''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Husna Ahmad''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Naeem Rashid''' (50) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Talha Naeem''' (21) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Amjad Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Kamel Darwish''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Linda Armstrong''' (64) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Imran Khan''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohamad Moosid Mohamedhosen''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hamza Mustafa''' (16) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Khaled Mustafa''' (44) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Junaid Ismail''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdelfattah Qasem''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali''' (61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali Razat''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Mathullah Safi''' (55) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Al-Umari''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Musa Vali Suleman Patel''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf al-Masri''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Moustafa''' (70) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mounir Soliman''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zeeshan Raza''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ghulam Hussain''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Karam Bibi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdukadir Elmi''' (78) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohsin Al Harbi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Osama Adnan Youssef Kwaik''' (37) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mojammel Hoq''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Omar Faruk''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammed Abdusi Samad''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muse Nur Awale''' (77) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ahmed Gamaluddin Abdel-Ghany''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zakaria Bhuiya''' (33) ([[Lulz|birthday]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zekeriya Tuyan''' (46) ([[Scientology|freed 7 weeks after getting shot]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
|}

==The Christchurch Mixtape==

<center>''Brought to you by yours truly, DJ Brenton Tarrant!''</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>0tUUe7Y29To</youtube><center>'''Remove Kebab'''</center>
|<youtube>PGrxHO-B2TY</youtube><center>'''The British Grenadiers'''</center>
|<youtube>j53YDo_ngYU</youtube><center>'''Fallschirmjäger Remix'''</center>
|<youtube>RLG1ys2CGcI</youtube><center>'''Fire'''</center>
|<youtube>atuFSv2bLa8</youtube><center>'''Gas Gas Gas'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==The Slammer Years==

Like [[Anders]] before him, Brenton suffered [[Troll's Remorse]] and could not accept the High Score from his mosque prank, so he initially pleaded not guilty to all charges before finally caving in and pleading guilty on March 26, 2020, then getting life without parole five months later. Following in the footsteps of his [[Australia|ancestors]], he is now in his [[Jail|natural habitat]] with a TV that he can only use to watch two hours of Home and Garden a day. He has, however, {{archive|85OU2|lodged}} {{archive|dtspS|a}} {{archive|hq60A|formal}} {{archive|jwq1Y|appeal}} against the [[Prison rape|appalling treatment]] he has received in prison.

==Known Aliases==

[[File:Brenton Tarrant Uncensored.jpg|thumb|right|I are not amused by this unfunny bullshit.]]

Brenton goes by several aliases, including:
*Brenton "Kills the Unwashed Inside Every Mosque" Tarrant
*Brenton "Subscribe to PewDiePie or Get Ready to Die" Tarrant
*Brenton "Unloading Mags All Over Kebabs" Tarrant
*Brenton "Invader Crusader" Tarrant
*Brenton "Correcting the Birthrate by Crushing the Caliphate" Tarrant
*Brenton "Cleansing New Zealand From All the Heathen" Tarrant
*Brenton "Gang Rape Preventer" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Won’t Survive on My Facebook Live” Tarrant
*Brenton "Removing the Brown From Your Town" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Don't Eat Pig Meat? Here's My Eurobeat" Tarrant
*Brenton "Immigration Curation" Tarrant
*Brenton "5.56 to the Heads of Future ISIS" Tarrant
*Brenton "The remove kebabalist" Tarrant
*Brenton "The next Breivik" Tarrant

==Brentonette==

Our hero Brenton's fine work didn't go unnoticed, with many lolis affectionately known as "Brentonettes" praising and wanting to marry him.

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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|750px]]
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<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt 2.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|A "Brentonette" displaying the goods}}
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Future Mrs. Tarrant}}
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Brentonette's BTFO of kebabs}}
</gallery>|margin=auto|border=#fbe6f5|background=#9b2477}}</center>

==See Also==
[[File:Brenton tarrant in the dock.jpg|right|thumb|260px|Because of course he did.]]
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette, Alexandre]] - Also shot up a mosque, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Robert Bowers|Bowers, Robert]] - Shot up a synagogue.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik, Anders Behring]] - Killed a bunch of commies for the lulz, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Vester Lee Flanagan|Flanagan, Vester Lee]] - Also livestreamed, failed to reach the [[high score]] though.
*[[Payton Gendron|Gendron, Payton]] - Dumbass [[zoomer]] kid who ran amok at a supermarket while livestreaming on [[Twitch]], inspired by Brenton.
*[[Baruch Goldstein|Goldstein, Baruch]] - Shot up a mosque in Palestine, made a bunch of sandnigras butthurt.
*[[David Gray|Gray, David]] - The former champion of [[New Zealand]].
*[[Hugo Jackson|Jackson, Hugo]] - Swedish spic who livestreamed himself attempting to get the high score at his school, only injured 1 teacher lol, inspired by Brenton.
*[[New Zealand]]
*[[Darren Osborne|Osborne, Darren]] - [[Wales|Sheep raper]] who ran over some mudslimes in England.
*[[Wade Michael Page|Page, Wade Michael]] - Shot up a Sikh temple.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Pettersson, Anton Lundin]] - [[Sweden|Swede]] who stabbed immigrants at a high school, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Dylann Roof|Roof, Dylann]] - Caused a lulzfest at a church, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
*[[Steve Stephens|Stephens, Steve]] - Another [[Facebook]] Live warrior.
*[[White Power]]
{{clear}}

==External Links==
*{{wayback|https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/1/1f/GTA6_gameplay_teaser.mp4|20190612184017|title=Gameplay footage archiv'd}}
*{{archive|dhmg8|Archive of 8/pol/ thread where he announced the shooting}} {{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/12916717.html|title=(& waybacked)}}
*{{archive|9UScB|Archive of Brenton's Facebook}}
*{{archive|Zbw1j|Archive of Brenton's Twitter}}
*{{archive|NdUQO|Archive of Brenton's Steam}}
*[https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90 Brenton's car] (Archived: {{archive|qYAiK|1}} {{wayback|1=https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90|2=20190319134558|title=2}})
*[https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991 Brianna Wu blames the shooting on GamerGate from 8chan and will contact the FBI to take action] (Archived: {{archive|0D7FR|1}} {{wayback|https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991|title=2}})
*[http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque Christchurch mosque implicated in radicalization of Muslim converts (2014)] (Archived: {{archive|U5v1W|1}} {{wayback|http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque|title=2}})
*[https://kiwifarms.net/public/junk/Christchurch%20Shooting.torrent Direct download of manifesto and livestream]
*{{EDF2thread|31835|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum thread with 0 live coverage and jokes about the deceased instead}}
*[https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1106378491765755905 Highlights from the manifesto]
*{{kf|54323|Kiwi Farms thread with live coverage}}
*{{yt|u|PewDiePie}} - Don't forget to subscribe!
*<s>'''{{ytlink|ebChsebTvxw|The original Remove Kebab song}}'''</s> Shoah'd {{waybackvid|ORIGINALREMOVEKEBABSONGWithLyricsaccurateEnglishSubtitles|(Archived)}}
*{{wayback|https://my.mixtape.moe/ecpjxt.mp4|20190315235529|title=Untorrented link of the livestream}}
*[[File:The Great Replacement.pdf|The manifesto]]
*'''{{ytlink|pZOYAGL1Uts|Putin plays remove kebab theme on piano}}'''
*'''{{ytlink|SvlCfNsHqkU|Brenton gets v& for life}}'''

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Ramadan Van Man

2024-08-13T13:06:32Z

Pinoyfalangist88: /* Preparing */

{{spoiler|This terrorist was white!1!! Save us from this rising tide of disgusting [[KKK]] [[Nazism]], [[liberal]] [[media]], you're our only hope}}
{{OffendedMuslims}}

<br>
{{ib|[[File:Darren Osborne.jpeg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darren Osborne'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[United Kingdom|Nazi Britfag]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|Sometime in [[1960s|1969]] (aged {{age|1969|12|12}}-{{age|1969|01|01}})}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 killed, 11 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Carmageddon}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, was protected by [[Allah]] and promptly [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islamophobia|Counterterrorism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
It's [[2017]] in the [[United Kingdom]], not even half way through the year and the [[Muslims]] have already been [[crime|up to no good]] with already 3 [[Terrorism|terrorist attacks]] against the innocent [[Normal people|non-Muslim]] [[United Kingdom#People|tea chuggers]]. However, not all hope is lost, enter… The '''Ramadan Van Man''' ([[Powerword|Powerword:]] '''Darren Osborne'''), a [[Welsh|sheep-fucker]] who decided to save Britain and join in the festive frolics of the Muslims by livening up their dreary and boring annual ritual of Ramadan by showing them some real [[murder|revenge-motivated action]]. Since 2017's [[I'm so random|Ramadan fell in June]], the month in which the sun comes up at 4am and doesn't set till 10.30pm, during a summer in which London temperatures were higher than those in [[Florida]] - our light-hearted prankster figured that the Muslims of [[London]] could do with some comic relief. So he set off from [[Shithole|Cardiff]], Wales in a rental van and [[lulz|drove it into a crowd outside of a mosque]].

== Background ==

[[File:Euro Truck Sim Ramadan Edition.jpeg|thumb|150px|right]]

The sleepy nation of the UK had seen alot of horrors into the year, 3 Islamic terrorist attacks and it wasn’t even May yet. These 3 attacks were the [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Westminster attack]], [[Salman Abedi|Manchester Arena bombing]] and the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|London Bridge attack]].

This is where the 47-year-old unemployable comes in, you see 2 out of 3 of the previous attacks were comitted by using vehicles, meaning Darren was made to feel inferior by the prowess and skill demonstrated by the number of motorised Muslims who had recently wowed crowds. [[Some argue|It is believed]] that some [[Child abuse|immigrant rape gangs]] and messages from [[English Defence League|Tommy Robinson]] riled up Darren, however the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|recent London Bridge spectacular]] really took the [[cake]] and had made Darren envious of the nationwide acclaim afforded to the stars of the show. He knew a [[white devil|pure white]] and [[European]] Brit could do anything a towelhead could do, and what's more, he could do it better. He'd show them! He girded his loins, gathered his pluck, and set out to show the world his spunk.

== Preparing ==

Since it would not be possible for anyone to tell if a location in Cardiff had been devastated by a terrorist attack, he felt like maybe he needed a more prominent performance space to exhibit his talents. He therefore wasted quite a bit of [[money]] on hiring a van, filling it with fuel, and driving all the way to London (a few hundred kilometers) in order to seek his fortune, in the time-honored style of a latter-day Dick Whittington, except with a [[knife|kitchen knife]] for company instead of a [[cat]].

Our boy originally intended to use his van to run over and assassinate [[Immigrant|Sadiq Khan]] and [[Jeremy Corbyn]], as in Darren's eyes they were the key people in the [[government]] who were allowing terrorists into the country on their [[immigration|rubber dingies]], meaning they were just as responsible for these attacks as the actual perpetrators. Darren expected that Sadiq and Jeremy were going to attend an [[Palestine|al-Quds day march]], meaning he could frag them, how ever they never showed up. Not willing to accept defeat, Darren chose to instead attack those who were genuinely responsible, the Muzzies themselves.

=== Finsbury Park Mosque ===

<center>
<gallery>
File:Ottoman empire great mosque.jpg|Finsbury Park Mosque
File:Abu-Hamza.jpg|Abu Hamza al-Masri waves to his [[terrorists|adoring fans]]
File:Zacarias Moussaoui.jpg|A Finsbury Park graduate
File:Richard "shoebomber" reid.jpg|and [[American Airlines Flight 63|another]]!
</gallery>
</center>

The mosque that Darren chose for his attack was none other than the Finsbury Park Mosque [[obvious|in Finsbury Park]], London. a towering monument to evil and violence that violates the sacred earth of London's east end. What once was a [[Christianity|church]], the building became home to [[Over 9000|ovar 9000]] [[Moonspeak|jabbering]] [[Pakis]] who were born within the sound of clamorous wailing believed to be some kind of 'call to prayer', broadcast seventeen times a day via loudspeakers positioned atop the minarets of menace.

Finsbury Park Mosque is renowned for the great diversity of theological and philosophical talent that it attracts. Big names have included the half-a-dozen young Qu'ranic scholars who set out to test whether it was possible to reach paradise from the underworld in July [[2005]], and evil hook-handed cleric [[Pirate|Abu Hamza al-Masri]], who was so clearly not a terrorist that his eye fell out and both his hands dropped off while he was feeding abandoned ducklings. (He was chucked in jail in the US a couple years ago, but his beaming visage is still a cause of fond reminiscence throughout the land, second only to [[Princess Diana|Our Queen of Hearts, whose name will never be forgotten]]).

== Darren's Ramadan Ding-Dong ==

[[File:Ramadan Van Spectacular.gif|thumb|125px|left]]

On July 19, 2017, Darren arrived at Finsbury Park Mosque and drove his vehicle of vengeance right into a crowd of smelly Mudslimes who were [[rape|gangraping]] a [[elderly|78-year-old]] white [[woman]] in the name of [[Allah]], squishing a Muslim to death and damaging the suicide-belts of 11 others.

He was taken out of the van by the remaining terrorists and they starting [[BTFO|beating the shit out of him]] until the escaped Abu Hamza al-Masri in disguise advised them to stop, Darren was swiftly [[v&]].

== Aftermath ==

[[File:Murdoch's london times ramadan attack splash trolls libs.jpg|Would you like some salt with your salt, libs?|thumb|200px|right]]

Darren was put on trial in the [[Islam|Sharia]] Court of Sharia Law and <s>was immediately executed for even daring to fight back against the terrorists</s> [[troll's remorse|plead guilty]] to 1 charge of [[murder]] and 11 charges of [[fail|attempted murder]]. He was sentenced to life imprisonment and was forgotten by the world after 2 seconds. But wait! Darren's efforts didn’t stop there, he beat the shit out of a Muslim [[pedophile]] whilst shouting "[[Swearing|Fucking]] [[Allah Akbar]]". The most recent news about Darren comes from [[2021]] after he was [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-58530744 stabbed in the forehead by another inmate].

Upon hearing of the news, the Islamist-controlled media of the UK jumped in delight upon hearing that the tables had turned and that a British person decided to kill some Muslims. The reason for their delight was that they could finally try and rise sympathy for Muslims and make white people look bad, thankfully, nothing happened since [[nobody cares|nobody really cared]] about the attack anyway.

[[File:Van Man wins.jpeg|center|300px]]

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|1|1 less terrorist in the world.|20|Drove directly in the crowd.|20|[[GTA]]|15|"ZOMG ISLAMOPHOBIA"|15|Third white terrorist in the UK, beat up a [[pedo]] in prison|56|F|Happy Ramadan}}

{{Wanted|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Wales police tractor squad.jpg|200px]]|customdesc="[[Moonspeak|Llon llygod lle ni bo cath!]]"}}

== Videos ==

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|<youtube>g2QS5S-FcrA</youtube><br><center>''''''</center>
|<youtube>E1g2AyW3IqY</youtube><br><center>''''''</center>
|<youtube>33V7bUaFK40</youtube><br><center>''''''</center>
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== See Also ==

* [[Breitscheidplatz‎]]
* [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain]] - Undisputed Champion
* [[Islam]]
* [[Jeremy Corbyn]] - Darren planned to rub him out with the Van of Vengeance
* [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre]]
* [[London]]
* [[London Bridge Attack 2017]]
* [[Nice truck bro]]
* [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[United Kingdom]]
* [[White People]]
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== External Links ==

* {{wikilink|2017_Finsbury_Park_van_attack|Wikipedia article}}
* [http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/19/533556989/suspect-named-in-van-attack-on-worshipers-leaving-london-mosque Suspect Named In Van Attack On Worshippers Leaving London Mosque]
* [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2017/jun/19/north-london-van-incident-finsbury-park-casualties-collides-pedestrians-live-updates Finsbury Park mosque attack: suspect named as Darren Osborne, 47-year-old who lives in Cardiff]
* [https://www.rt.com/uk/392952-london-mosque-vehicle-hits-pedestrians/ ‘Potential terrorist attack’: Van mows down pedestrians near Muslim center & mosque in London]
* [http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40322960 Finsbury Park attack: Theresa May condemns 'sickening' terror attack]

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