Arapahoe High School Shooting

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| style="font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" | Born || style="padding: 4px;" | September 3, 1995
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| style="font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" | Died || style="padding: 4px;" | December 13, 2013 (aged 18)
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| style="font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" | Nationality || style="padding: 4px;" | [[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|20px]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: #0033cc; padding: 4px;" | Highscore || style="padding: 4px;" | [[fail|Killed 1, injured 0]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" | Top 50? || style="padding: 4px;" | Not even close
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| style="font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" | Style || style="padding: 4px;" | [[Fire Emblem]], [[FPS]], Single player
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: #0033cc; padding: 4px;" | An Hero? || style="padding: 4px;" | Yes
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| style="font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" | Motive || style="padding: 4px;" | [[shit nobody cares about|Getting kicked off the debate team]]
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'''Karl Halverson Pierson'''{{Communist}}Was a [[communist|commie]] who on December 13th, got [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about getting booted off the debate team and decided to go [[postal]] pwning 1 [[wimmin]] and commiting [[an hero]] in the library. Before that he grabbed a shirt that says [[Commie|"CCCP"]], some bandoliers strapped across his waist and chest and some black cargo pants with a tactical backpack before he hit the [[school|battlefield]]. He showed up to school with one target in mind, the debate team teacher (who was also a librarian at the time), Karl wrote a latin phrase on his arm that says [[autist|"Alea iacta est" (The die is cast)]]. Showed up to school, got out of his car in his tacticool gear, didn't even think about concealing his shotgun and stormed the library, [[dumbass|fired shots through the hallway]] screaming the debate teachers name, the autistic psycho then entered the library where he shot [[fail|his one and only victim]] Clare in the back of the head, because he was to retarded to conceal his shotgun, one of the [[pig|resource officers]] rushed to the library where karl finally [[an hero|met his end]] with the attack only lasting [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|80 seconds]]

[[File:gty_arapahoe_high_school_ll_131217_16x9_992.jpg|left|400px]]

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* '''Primary:''' Stevens model 320
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* A cheap pump-action shotgun using 12-gauge rounds.
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* '''Thrown:''' Molotov
:[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|80px|center]]
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* only one used
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* '''Melee:''' Machete
:[[file:GTA4IconsMachete.png|90px|center]]
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* Unused
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== Aftermath ==
Claire suffered severe head trauma from the shotgun blast to the head and later died on december 21.

This got little to [[fail|no attention]]. [[shit nobody cares about|Nobody cared about this]], even [[gun control]] retards who couldn't give a shit even if they wanted to.
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore
| 1 = 1
| 2 = Barely did the bare minimum
| 3 = 4
| 4 = Horrible
| 5 = 6
| 6 = failed to kill his target
| 7 = 3
| 8 = none
| 9 = 2
| 10 = for actually getting a kill
| 11 = 16
| 12 = F-
}}

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== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:199052771 016f11e9-821f-43aa-897b-9e97a212ae59.jpg| [[So cash]]
File:199052771_81cd2eca-d582-495f-9421-4fabf7e7574c.png|The face of a [[retard]]
File:199052771_ae08279a-03c0-4774-af36-0531f011e124.png|School Photo of [[Autist|Karl]]
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File:199052771_c62e6282-67a3-4106-85f3-53de6b5a4fe8.jpeg|Him with his dad
</gallery>
== See Also ==
[[Communism]]

[[Columbine Copycats]]

[[Jewnited States of Americunts]]

[[An Hero]]
== External Links ==
https://www.cnn.com/2013/12/14/us/colorado-school-gunman-karl-pierson

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-school-shooter-wrote-latin-phrase-classroom-numbers-his-arm-flna2d11763463

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