https://edramatica.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Paul+in+the+Mall 2026-05-14T07:00:18Z Things to revert MediaWiki 1.44.2 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gary_Plauch%C3%A9&diff=1954331 2026-05-13T21:57:43Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: makes more sense imo</p> <hr /> <div>{{Spoiler|Child molesters' lives don't matter}}<br /> {{quotertl|Gary, why?! Why, Gary?! ‎ |color=silver|size=360%|textColor=black|textSize=200%}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:GaryPlauche.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Gary Plauché'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 10, [[Before the internets|1945]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 20, [[2014]] (aged 68)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Revenge on the [[Faggot|&quot;person&quot;]] who raped his son}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> After finding out his son, Jody, had been raped, '''[[Pretty cool guy|Leon Gary Plauché]]''' attempted to figure out a cure for [[pedophilia]], and found out that the cure was a .38-caliber revolver. On March 16, [[1980s|1984]], Gary would try out his newly found cure on the [[sick fuck]] who raped his son, '''[[Faggot|Jeffrey Doucet]]'''{{boylover}}, and the test was a success! Gary [[Win|successfully shot and killed Jeff]] on live television. Thankfully, our hero, Gary, would end up [[Epic win|serving no jail time for it]]. For his research, he would receive &quot;Best [[Father]] of the Year&quot; of 1984, and continues to receive this award annually even posthumously.<br /> <br /> == Background == <br /> <br /> [[File:JodyPlauche-JeffDoucet.jpg|200px|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:HtcapGaryPlauche.jpg|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Gary and his wife, June, had '''Jody Plauché''' on April 27, [[Retro|1972]]. In 1983, when Jody was 11 years old, he wanted to start [[karate]]. Gary, like the good dad he was, signed Jody immediately up for them, but unfortunately, Jeff was the kid's karate instructor. What likely happened during these lessons is that Jeff spent most lessons [[grooming]] Jody instead of doing what he was paid for. <br /> <br /> === The kidnapping ===<br /> <br /> On Feburary 14, Jeff would give Jody a very special [[Valentine's Day]] gift: bringing him to a motel where he would be raped. On Feburary 29, the [[California]] [[pigs]] [[raid|raided]] the motel due to Jody calling his [[mother]]. According to Jody, Jeff took him to [[Disney|Disneyland]] for most of the trip, and he was only raped two or three days throughout. So overall, not too bad.<br /> <br /> == Loadout ==<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Gary Plauché<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': .38-Caliber Revolver <br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsM29Magnum.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''25~30 Damage.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == Gameplay ==<br /> <br /> Gary enters the map with the revolver hidden in his boot and cosmetics equipped as a disguise, ready for what he is about to do. He wears a baseball cap and sunglasses as he pretends to be on call. And he then hears Jeff coming...<br /> <br /> === Gameplay footage ===<br /> <br /> Fortunately for us, a cameraman caught it all on camera for us all to enjoy! Only downside is that the quality is [[shit]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:JeffDoucetKill.mp4|700px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> <br /> {{GradedScore|0.01|Only a child rapist was killed, and we all know that doesn't count as a person|20|Definition of a perfect shot|20|First recorded person to kill their child's rapist|0|No one cared about a child rapist getting killed|'''100'''|Best father evar!|140.01|S++|&quot;You'd do it too&quot;.}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]&lt;br&gt;[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:NAMBLA.png|130px|link=NAMBLA]]|customdesc=[[NAMBLA]]}}<br /> <br /> [[File:garyplauchechad.jpg|600px|center]]<br /> <br /> == See Also == <br /> <br /> *[[Casey Anthony]], [[Chris Benoit]] - Basically the opposite of this.<br /> *[[Bernie Goetz]], [[Daniel Penny]], [[Luigi Mangione]], [[Marvin Heemeyer]] - Fellow vigilantes.<br /> *[[Necmettin Bekçi]] - Another based dad.<br /> *[[Nothing of value was lost]]<br /> *[[Pretty cool guy]] - What he was.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Jeffrey_Doucet|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/22696/gary-plauch-shoots-his-sons-rapist|WPD coverage}}<br /> *[https://www.jodyplauche.net/ Jody's website]<br /> *{{twitter|jplauche|Jody's Twitter}}<br /> <br /> {{high Scores}}<br /> {{childabuseseries}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:America]]<br /> [[Category:Crime]]<br /> [[Category:High Scores]]<br /> [[Category:Child Abuse]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Ronnie_McNut&diff=1954328 2026-05-13T18:19:05Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: Redirected page to Ronnie McNutt</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Ronnie McNutt]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Shuaiby&diff=1954255 2026-05-12T21:26:22Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: suzano was on the 13th not the 14th</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoilers|Shuaiby was a trap on HRT}}<br /> {{Virgin}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{an hero|[[File:Shuaiby.gif|200px|link=]]}}<br /> {{Tran hero}}<br /> {{An prophet}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Shuaiby.png|190px]]}}<br /> {{ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Shuaiby'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Shuaib Aslam}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 29, 2000}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 14, 2018 (aged 18)}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Former residence'''|Stockton, California}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Hell (Suicide is [[Reporting Un-Islamic content|haram]])}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islam|Pisslam]]&lt;br&gt;[[Autism]]&lt;br&gt; [[Elliot Rodger|Supreme]] [[Faggot]]&lt;br&gt;[[R9gay]]}}<br /> {{ibend}}<br /> [[File:Shuaiby Reddit.png|center]]<br /> '''Shuaiby'''{{Muslim}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Shuaib Aslam''') was an 18-year-old paki/sandnigger [[Redundant|gay furry]] [[Wapanese|weeb]], and &lt;s&gt;active&lt;/s&gt; [[r9gay|/r9k/]] poster, who surrounded himself with [[Figure Collecting|anime figurines]] and whose bedroom wall was littered with [[anime]] posters. His death was the catalyst for #bussygate and also caused arguments in his mudslime family. Unsurprisingly, he was also an avid [[redditor]] and [[Vocaloid]] fan. <br /> <br /> In March of [[2018]], he livestreamed himself becoming [[an hero]] [[Kurt Cobain|via shotgun-mouthwash.]] The video, simply titled 'Hey,' has since been removed from [[YouTube]], but has been saved and shared around the Internet. Another notable thing about his YouTube channel is that he was subscribed to the Supreme Gentleman, [[Elliot Rodger]].<br /> <br /> [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/shuaiby/page/5/ Shuaiby was the catalyst for a conspiracy] involving [[Reiko]], another /r9k/ user who blackmailed retards who sent their nudes in his [[femboy]] [[Discord]] server. Others say he was going to be shipped back to [[Pakistan|Sand Nigger Land]] to be married to his cousin. [https://archive.ph/https://imgur.com/a/i1VQf He had considered shooting up his school in 2016] but decided to do the right thing and an hero instead. Ironically, Shuaiby shot and killed himself on the day of the [[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|national school walkout for gun control]], and on the same day [[Stephen Hawking]] died! You may feel bad for if you watch the video without context. Don't worry, Shuaiby was just another whiny [[soyboy]] [[faggot]] and the world is better off without him. <br /> <br /> [[File:shuaiby headshot.gif|200px|thumb|Boom headshot!]]<br /> [[File:Shuaiby chatlog.png|thumb|250px|Shuaiby stanning Elliot Rodger, the patron saint of /r9k/]]<br /> <br /> ==Ode to a retarded, gullible, tranny faggot==<br /> They told that faggot Shuaiby,<br /> <br /> All his problems would be solved,<br /> <br /> With Hormone Replacement Therapy.<br /> <br /> They were his only friends,<br /> <br /> He was no longer lonely<br /> <br /> Until that fateful day,<br /> <br /> He ran out of money.<br /> <br /> Stuck halfway between trap and man,<br /> <br /> Aborted corpse of [[Cthulhu]] fhtagn,<br /> <br /> He is now alone again,<br /> <br /> Alone forever burning in hell.<br /> <br /> If you're thinking of transitioning,<br /> <br /> Remember the fate of Shuaiby<br /> <br /> And choose to stop living.<br /> <br /> [[An hero]] now you fucking faggots.<br /> <br /> {{quote|&quot;I swing the door open and step into the classroom. 'Sorry I'm late'... Some of the girls are crying. I shoot the crying ones first.&quot;|Shuaiby's [[School Shooting]] [[Fanfiction]]}}<br /> <br /> ==The video==<br /> [[File:Shuabyedge.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Dab on them groomers!]]<br /> [[File:Shuaiby sucide full video.mp4|center|640px]]<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:shauiby irl.jpeg|Shuaiby [[IRL]]<br /> File:Shuaibyceilingblood.png|All that's left of Shuaiby<br /> File:Shuaiby r9k.jpg|/r9k/ must be proud.<br /> File:Reiko - kills Shuaiby.png|thumb|Reiko drives Shuaiby to suicide.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Bye r9k.png<br /> File:Anime_Shuaiby.jpg|What he wishes he was<br /> File:Shuaiby no mask.jpg|What a cute [[Twink|twink]]<br /> File:Shuaiby meme.png|Shuaiby will never be a supreme gentleman<br /> File:Shuaiby Youtube.png<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=black|color=white}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[13-year-old boy]] - While 18, Shuaiby was mentally no different than one.<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[An hero]]<br /> *[[Budd Dwyer]]<br /> *[[Dying Alone]]<br /> *[[Furry]] - What he was.<br /> *[[Golden iPod]] - A strong early contender for the 2018 award.<br /> *[[Homosexuality]] - He was most likely a [[Angry Homo Kid|homo]], if the rainbow-colored thing he was wearing when he killed himself is any indication.<br /> *[[Leelah Alcorn]] - Another LGBT an hero.<br /> *[[Ronnie McNutt]] - A guy who blew his head off on [[Facebook]] who was much less of a faggot<br /> *[[Tranny]] - covered his face to hide the HRT drug-induced feminine features<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *{{WPD|h/suicide/post/28611/shuaiby-r9k-suicide-full-50-minutes|Shuaiby's suicide video}}<br /> *[https://myanimelist.net/profile/Shuaiby My Anime List page]<br /> *[https://www.newsmediawatchdog.com/single-post/2018/03/14/Man-Reportedly-Commits-Suicide-On-A-YouTube-Live-Stream Man Reportedly Commits Suicide On A YouTube Live Stream]<br /> *{{yt|u|zlXero|Shuaiby}}<br /> *{{reddituser|Shuaiby}}<br /> *{{kf|40463|Kiwi Farms thread}}<br /> *[https://imgur.com/a/i1VQf chatlogs]<br /> * https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/43858201/<br /> * https://screamer.wiki/Shuaiby%27s_Suicide '''[https://archive.ph/https://screamer.wiki/Shuaiby's_Suicide (archives)]'''<br /> <br /> {{portals|anime|chans|gay|socialmedia|furries}}<br /> {{Elliot Rodger}}<br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article April 22 &amp; 25/26 ([[Shit Nobody Cares About|Depending on timezones]]), [[2018]]|[[Valerie Plame]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Jerry Peet]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:2018]]<br /> [[Category:People|Aslam, Shuaib]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=SIEGE%E2%84%A2_Mask&diff=1954254 2026-05-12T21:25:19Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> [[File:SiegeMask.jpg|thumb|200px|The most feared and mocked article of clothing in the world.]]<br /> <br /> The '''SIEGE™ Mask''' is a skull balaclava popularized by the [[Atomwaffen Division]] and ''Siege'' by James Mason{{Nazi}}. In practice, however, it is typically worn by [[edgy]] [[LARP]]ers who go for the [[high score]], who are more often than not [[Suzano]] wannabes paying homage to [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]. <br /> <br /> ==LARPing fags who have worn SIEGE™ Masks==<br /> *[[Alfie Coleman]]<br /> *Angel Almeida<br /> *[[Arda Küçükyetim]]<br /> *Artemy Koryukov<br /> *[[D88ploy]]<br /> *[[Danis Razov]]<br /> *[[Desmond Holly]]<br /> *[[Erick Nescio]]<br /> *[[Euno]]<br /> *[[Fabian]]<br /> *[[Fede Rodriguez]]<br /> *[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]<br /> *[[Gabriel Mutti]]<br /> *[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]<br /> *[[Guilherme Reis]]<br /> *[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]<br /> *[[Henrique Lira Trad]]<br /> *[[Hugo Jackson]]<br /> *[[Isaac Chagas]]<br /> *[[Lex Ashton]]<br /> *[[L.G.Ch.D.]]<br /> *[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]<br /> *[[Luluzinho]]<br /> *[[Mr. HJ]]<br /> *[[Owen Lawrence]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> *[[Philip Manshaus]]<br /> *[[Raden Ardianto]]<br /> *[[Rafa Marvel]]<br /> *[[Rangga]]<br /> *[[wikipedia:Murder of Blaze Bernstein|Samuel Woodward]]<br /> *[[Shuaiby]]<br /> *[[Siegepilled Zoomer]]<br /> *[[Solomon Henderson]]<br /> *[[Stefan M.]]<br /> *[[Vincent Fuller]]<br /> *[[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]<br /> <br /> ==How to troll a person wearing a SIEGE™ Mask==<br /> <br /> *Remind them that they are wearing the [[CoD]] mask and not the official SIEGE™ Mask (this does not apply to [[Fede Rodriguez|Fede]] or [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]]).<br /> *Remind them about their insecurities and that [[Truth|the main reason they wear that mask is to cover their ugly face]].<br /> *If they are homophobic, remind them that [[WTF|the Atomwaffen UK division has a bisexual leader]].<br /> *Remind them that their shitty mask is [[Truth|made of 200% polyester]].<br /> *Remind them that a disabled [[oldfag|99-year-old]] with barely functioning fingers can rip that mask in under a second.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:MonteiroSiege.jpg<br /> File:TradSiege.jpg<br /> File:ChagasSiege.jpg<br /> File:ReisSiege.jpg<br /> File:LuluzinhoSiege.jpg<br /> File:CastiglioniSiege.jpg<br /> File:WLarps.jpeg<br /> File:SiegeSpics.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Cringe]]<br /> *[[Punisher Skulls]]<br /> *[[School Shooting]]<br /> <br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Suzano}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Kyle_Rittenhouse&diff=1954230 2026-05-12T18:41:55Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: german names ≠ jewish names</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Rittenhousewinning.jpg|thumb|Winnar]]<br /> [[File:Fatlock facepalms.jpg|thumb|200px|The only decent meme from the shitshow of a trial]]<br /> <br /> '''Kyle Howard Rittenhouse''' a.k.a. '''The Kenosha Kid''' is a [[fat|plus-sized]] fucking idiot who nearly got himself killed or hit with a life sentence because he took it upon himself to intervene in a veritable warzone. The refusal and/or inability of the cops to do their fucking jobs led to an underaged vigilante picking up the slack. The fact that this later became a trial is solid proof that [[America|Dumbfuckistan]] is screwed.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Fueled by their insatiable thirst for black blood, police went after [[Nigger|Jacob Blake]] in Kenosha. They first shot him with multiple tasers, since all that electricity and squirming made his blood hot and fresh. The cops then shot him 7 times but still failed to kill him, demonstrating their complete incompetence. Because a black man didn’t get away with sexual and domestic assault, criminal trespassing, and trying to knife a cop, [[BLM]] and [[Cultural Marxists|their allies for social justice]] took this as proof that America is a fascist regime. After the [[Victim complex|much-beleaguered]] [[Liberal media|Fourth Estate]] broadcast such a [[Lie|truth]] across the country, of course. The passionate ‘Summer of [[Rape|Love]]’ would [[Whine|make their voices heard]] in Kenosha [[Zerg rush|en masse]].<br /> <br /> {{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt; https://youtu.be/K0DSTV7XT1E&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Kenosha==<br /> Like many a strapping, idealistic young American male, Kyle Rittenhouse was raised to help impose white supremacy. Unlike [[you]], however, he’d actually get off his ass and inform America of Aryan superiority by [[Gun|force]] rather by than whining on Twatter. Armed with a scrub brush made from the hair of dead black men, and the ubiquitous symbol of red-blooded White American manhood — an AR-15 — he would scrub away messages of black empowerment and protect capitalist institutions of exploitation. Unwilling to witness the sabotage of their fiery but [[Never|(mostly)]] peaceful [[Riots|protests]], 3 of their ranks decided to attack Kyle: '''[[Pedo|Joseph &quot;JoJo&quot; Rosenbaum]]'''{{boylover}}, failed skateboarder '''Anthony Huber''' and '''[[Satanist|Gaige &quot;Bye-Ceps&quot; Grosskreutz]]''', now known as '''Paul Prediger'''. Joseph and Anthony were killed; and Gaige was [[Pun|disarmed]]. Most notably, the would-be paramedic's &quot;Do Know Harm&quot; tattoo was removed at record speed after Kyle did a ninja barrel roll and re-racked his rifle. It’s said that [[1337|special forces]] were humbled by his deft maneuvers and on-the-fly gun maintenance. For his slaying of two fellow whites, [[Lie|Rittenhouse was a racist and an enemy of our democracy, values, and trans rites]].<br /> <br /> {{videoframe|KyleRittenhouseKenosha||<br /> |[[File:RittVid1.mov|360px]]<br /> |[[File:RittVid2.mov|360px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Response==<br /> {{quote|1=We come together to mourn the lives lost to the same racist system that devalues Black lives and devalued the lives of Anthony and JoJo. #ReimagineKenosha|2=[https://mobile.twitter.com/markruffalo/status/1461807227476582407 Mark Ruffalo]|3=whose cutesy name for Rosenbaum actually means &quot;jacking off&quot;}}<br /> The killings of a pedophile and wife beater must’ve been seen as a personal attack on leftoids, because they lost their fucking shit. [[Destiny]] was probably one of the only lefties who dissented and saw the case for what it actually was, causing much outrage among his comrades and damaging his career a bit. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Marxist pedophile and former Destiny associate [[Vaush]] claimed Kyle was wrong by [[LOLWUT|citing fucking Marvel movies]]. The right would hail Kyle as a hero, probably because they were vicariously acting out their revenge fantasies that they're too gay to actually act on. They also would continuously cite the two dead guys' crimes as justification for their deaths, as if it wasn't a complete non-semetic [[coincidence]]. Life went on and people mostly forgot about the case after it was no longer trendy, until the trial began.<br /> <br /> ==Trial==<br /> [[File:Kenosha judge Chad Kerkman x Kenosha prosecutor Thomas BINGER poopdicks.jpg|thumb|right|after a night of giving each other poopdick]]<br /> <br /> The shitshow started on November 1, 2021. The prosecution was led by Thomas Binger aka Flufferboy2004, and assisted by James Kraus aka Fatlock. These [[Shit|accomplished]] prosecutors [https://www.revolver.news/2021/11/disbar-thomas-binger/ were perfect for] such a [[Stupid|sacred]] task. They had already forgotten Wisconsin gun laws, what the 2nd and 5th Amendment are, and that witness tampering is a crime. His main strategy was to hail literal criminals as heroes, while asking pointedly relevant questions like why Kyle would put out fires, how ''Call of Duty'' was connected to the subsequent events, ammo types, why he’d use GPS when traveling an alternate route, and God knows what else. He was also counting on the FBI to stay corrupt long enough to withhold additional exonerating video evidence of Kyle being threatened.<br /> <br /> <br /> They then used blatantly manipulated drone footage, but this wouldn’t be enough to overcome a slippery defense team that had actual full-res videos confirming what anyone who wasn’t an avowed cultural marxist had known. So they pulled out their trump card: Gaige Grosskreutz, who had fallen on hard times and out of his chair following his indefinite hiatus from arm day. Their ace in the hole would end up admitting that he pointed a gun at Kyle and was only shot afterwards. Desperate to still gain an inkling of justice, efforts by MSNBC were made to persuade the jury to reach the right verdict. Alas, justice was most grievously miscarried and Kyle was fully acquitted. White privilege and the inept prosecution were to blame.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> The usual suspects expressed either joy or rage based on the outcome. Joe Biden snorted in anger as the chance to sniff yet another minor was denied to him. Marxoids everywhere feared that this meant open season on their chimpouts. These fears are unfortunately ill-founded, as they haven’t been deterred from doing moar chimpouts. [[Steven Colbert]] wanted the law changed. The dead criminals were martyred by the Left. [[Vaush]] gave his usual takes before consoling his fanbase for the fact that they wanted to be smug after the trial but couldn’t, and right wingers could. The man knows his audience. One nigger also ran over a bunch of innocent people in Waukesha in retaliation.<br /> <br /> The Right was relieved by the outcome, heartened that the universal power structure let Kyle slip by to keep them docile. They made sure to constantly thank God for being in a world where video footage was possible. However, they were also wary that such an open and shut case escalated to this point and feared that the next Rittenhouse wouldn’t be so fortunate.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt; https://youtu.be/3exv_vsG7nE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Gaige Grosskreutz decided his newfound fame was just too much, and changed his name to '''Paul Prediger''' shortly before [https://archive.ph/KYWRJ#selection-1669.0-1669.109 snitching] on some urban youths who dindu nuffin except claim their reparations from Grosskreutz's ass by running him over.<br /> {{quote|The accident left me with multiple broken bones, damage to my cervical spine, a lacerated liver, damaged teeth and severe road rash, resulting in an extended hospital stay and surgery with more procedures planned.<br /> <br /> My determination to seek justice led me to gather evidence and provide it to the Milwaukee Police Department.}}<br /> <br /> As for Rittenhouse himself, the fat fuck downed dozens of [[chicken tendies]] from McDonalds and vowed to become a lawyer so that he could go after prosecutors like Binger. Why he’d want to go after the Bingers of the world is unclear, since any defense attorney could win by simply letting them speak.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{Collapsegallery|Gallery of not guilty|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Huber x Rosenbaum.png|Fan art<br /> File:Anthony Huber dead.png|Anthony Huber<br /> File:Joseph Rosenbaum.png|Joseph Rosenbaum<br /> File:Rittenhouse fan art.jpg|Fan art<br /> File:Grosskreutz most lefties are born some are made.png|Gaige Grosskreutz<br /> File:Kyle floyd Crossover.jpeg|Binger BTFO'd<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Rittenhousestand.png<br /> File:Rittdontquit.jpg|One thing’s for sure—the Ritt don’t quit <br /> File:!!rittenhouse wipes away lebrons tears FEnElRtXEAUleem.jpg|Please don't cry, LeBron<br /> File:Rittenhouse vaporwave.png<br /> File: Gaige2.jpg<br /> File:Virgin binger-no chad idk why.jpg<br /> File:Grosskreutz disco.mp4|Burn baby burn<br /> File:Kenosha Kid.webm|Kenosha Kid<br /> File:Rittenhouse VOTN.mp4<br /> File:Rosenbaum shoot me ngga okay UjkXB7Tclf5HmI37.mp4<br /> File:rittenhousechallenge.jpg|One of many tributes to Rittenhouse<br /> File:allthreeshot.jpg|Good riddance to these guys.<br /> File:nytrittacquit.jpg|Cry more Antifa—our boy was acquitted.<br /> File:Rittenhouscharges.jpg<br /> File:Rittenhouseafteracquittal.jpg|Kyle exits the courthouse after being fully acquitted<br /> File:RittenhouseAR15.jpg<br /> File:RittenhouseBrony.jpeg| Rittenhouse was a [[brony]]<br /> File:innocentpeople.jpg<br /> File:Murdercareer.jpg<br /> File:defendcourthouse.jpg<br /> File: Gaige1.jpg<br /> File: Gaige3.jpg<br /> File:kylestatelines.jpg<br /> File:RittenhouseDredd.jpg|The proper response to [[Bawww|&quot;he crossed state lines!&quot;]]<br /> File:Reddit last thing Rosenberg saw 1647800109289.png|''sic semper tyrannis''<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=black|color=white}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Antifa]]<br /> *[[Racism]]<br /> *[[Le 56 Face]]<br /> *[[Riots]]<br /> *[[George Zimmerman]] - Also not guilty or white.<br /> *[[Wisconsin]]<br /> *[[Waukesha Parade Attack]] - A butthurt black nationalist mowed down a Christmas parade in retaliation for the acquittal<br /> *[[Benjamin Smith]] - furfag disciple; reviled by both furry and man.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Kyle_Rittenhouse|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{wikilink|Kenosha_unrest_shooting|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{wikilink|Kenosha_unrest|TOW coverage of the riot his attackers were involved in}}<br /> *{{wikilink|Shooting_of_Jacob_Blake|TOW coverage of the event that caused the riot}}<br /> *{{twitter|rittenhouse2a}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People|Rittenhouse, Kyle]]<br /> [[Category:2020]]<br /> [[Category:2021]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Kill_count_by_website&diff=1954215 2026-05-12T18:29:12Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{killers}}<br /> [[File:MonitorGun.jpg|right|200px]]<br /> Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.<br /> <br /> [[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.<br /> <br /> In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:<br /> *Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?<br /> *Did they post foreboding material on any given website?<br /> *Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?<br /> *Did they lure in victims from any given website?<br /> *Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?<br /> *Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?<br /> *Were they radicalized on any given website?<br /> *Would it be funny to include anyways?<br /> <br /> [[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.<br /> <br /> ==Sites==<br /> {{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}<br /> ===#===<br /> '''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi &quot;Neomugicha&quot; Taniguchi]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[4chan]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills&lt;ref&gt;Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills (suspected user)<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills (suspected user)<br /> <br /> '''[[55chan]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro &amp; Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[8chan]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 22 kills<br /> <br /> ===A, B, C===<br /> '''[[Above Top Secret]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Amazon]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Bluesky]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Chess.com]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''Clowntobi.nl'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''<br /> *'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills<br /> *'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills<br /> *'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Craigslist]]'''&lt;ref&gt;[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons &amp; Lamar Clemons - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba &amp; Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones &amp; Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris &amp; Quentin Lews - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler &amp; Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon &amp; Demonte Easterling - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy &amp; Dominique Clanton - 2 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti &amp; Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith &amp; Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey &amp; Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi &amp; Amanda Knight - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew &amp; Angel Long - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon &amp; Dominique Johnson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles &amp; Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott &amp; Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus &amp; George Carter - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay &amp; Saraya Atkins - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice &amp; Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney &amp; Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas &amp; Ryan Roth - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis &amp; Rashad Moon - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour &amp; Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian &amp; Kayla Dixon - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway &amp; Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly &amp; Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter &amp; Violet Walter - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones &amp; Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie &quot;Jay&quot; Towns - 2 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton &amp; Akeem Bradford - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford &amp; Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier &amp; Larry Wren III - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin &amp; Latrel Irving - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches &amp; Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure &amp; Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard &amp; Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick &amp; Tammi LaFave - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade &amp; Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill&lt;ref&gt;[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner<br /> <br /> ===D, E, F===<br /> '''[[DeviantART]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin &quot;Skulz&quot; Fawley]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Discord]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|&quot;The Portuguese&quot;]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''Documenting Reality'''<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Dogola]]chan'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] André Luiz Gil Garcia - 1 kill&lt;ref&gt; https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Kyo_El_Fuego_Sancto&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro &amp; Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Fabiano Kipper Mai]] - 5 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill (alleged user; denied by self)<br /> <br /> '''[[eBay]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills&lt;ref&gt;[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Eestinen.fi'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])&lt;ref&gt;[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)&lt;ref&gt;[https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (EDitor, also had a [[Joclings|page]] 7 years before the shooting)&lt;ref&gt;Referred to as a contributor by [https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/extremism-experts-say-discussing-colorado-shooting-suspects-pronouns-rcna58969 this NBC News article].&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)&lt;ref&gt;Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's &quot;[[High Score]]&quot; page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)&lt;ref&gt;[[Brenton Tarrant#Brenton Was /ourguy/]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)&lt;ref&gt;[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)&lt;ref&gt;{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William &quot;AlGore&quot; Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter &quot;Bob8466&quot; Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)<br /> **[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]/[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] - 0 kills (EDitor, arrested for planning a school stabbing)&lt;ref&gt;[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain Forum member arrested for planning a school stabbing in Spain] - [[media:ForcedMeme arrested Columbine forum.png|'''(Uncensored post)''']] {{wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain|20260412045138}} {{archive|pUp9A}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, an hero'd before he could do anything)&lt;ref&gt;[[James Seevakumaran#Background]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})&lt;ref&gt;[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]]&lt;br&gt;{{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> **[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Unknown]] - 0 kills (alleged reader, got arrested before he could do anything)<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Facebook]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025_Mannheim_car_attack|Alexander Scheuermann]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills&lt;ref&gt;Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Doerman killings|Chad Doerman]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Christophe Belgembe]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix &amp; Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Hodgkinson]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jennifer Hart &amp; Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller &amp; Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Lex Ashton]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Owen Lawrence]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills<br /> *[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Vincent Fuller]] - 0 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John David LaDue|John David LaDue]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.|John L. Schultz IV &amp; Donald V. Robin Jr.]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Fetlife]]'''<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield &amp; Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron &amp; {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor &amp; Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Flickr]]'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist<br /> <br /> '''Freesound.org'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[FurAffinity]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin &amp; Kira|Christopher Monks &amp; Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> ===G, H, I===<br /> '''[[Gab.ai]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Grindr]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress &amp; Michelle Brandes - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] Unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills (alleged user)<br /> <br /> '''[[Hispachan]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] Unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl &quot;MegaByte&quot; Robles<br /> <br /> '''Hispachat'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills<br /> <br /> '''Home Page of the Dead'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[ICQ]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[iFunny]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel &quot;Saboteur&quot; Woodward]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Instagram]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills <br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025 Munich car attack|Farhad Noori]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[IRC]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills&lt;ref&gt;IRC Galleria&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===J, K, L===<br /> <br /> '''Judge.me'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (confirmed lurker)&lt;ref&gt;{{archive|SOpi7|Tweet}} about {{Kf|soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-845#post-20100162|this post by Suenonym}}.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[you|General userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)<br /> **[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''Knuddels'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''Kotikemia'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Letterboxd]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 University of Nevada, Las Vegas shooting|Anthony Polito]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Death of James Yoo|James Yoo]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 shooting of Palestinian students in Burlington, Vermont|Jason Eaton]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raissa Kengne - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators|Vance Luther Boelter]] - 2 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist<br /> <br /> '''[[LiveJournal]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''Looksmax.org'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> ===M, N, O===<br /> '''Meguca'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[MLP Forums]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Monkey.cool]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[MySpace]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist<br /> <br /> '''Nazi websites (misc.)'''<br /> *'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills<br /> *'''The Last Rhodesian'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Newgrounds]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam &quot;Livecorpse&quot; Fulton]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas &quot;Sirtom93&quot; Briggs]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Nexopia]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Cody Legebokoff|Cody Legebokoff]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1n0vjb5/ryan_palmeter_getting_banned_on_3_separate/|Got banned on 3 separate accounts, lol}} {{archive|yckLJ}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> '''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Omegle]]'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[OnlyFans]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Orkut]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills<br /> <br /> ===P, Q, R===<br /> '''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Pinterest]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Pornhub]]'''<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{archive|IAqJx|hankiebob}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> '''[[Quora]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<br /> <br /> '''Ratter Chatter'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Reddit]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Aromatic-Candle3042]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Melotte - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills <br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|&quot;The Portuguese&quot;]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill (alleged user) <br /> <br /> ===S, T, U===<br /> '''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''<br /> *[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode&lt;ref&gt;[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills<br /> *[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Smogon University]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Snapchat]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John Hagins|John Hagins]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland|Thomas Wyllie &amp; Alex Bolland]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mike Chitwood|Trinity Mack &amp; Brayden Severance]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Something Awful]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[SoundCloud]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Taymor Travon McIntyre]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Soyjak.party]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|&quot;The Portuguese&quot;]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Spotify]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Steam]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor &quot;McSkillet&quot; Heitmann]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Stormfront]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Richard Baumhammers|Richard Baumhammers]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist<br /> <br /> '''Strawpage'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''Sv3rige'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''Swipr'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Telegram]]'''<br /> *[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Đoàn Văn Sáng]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills <br /> *[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - another prolific zoosadist<br /> <br /> '''The Cannibal Cafe'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[TikTok]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali &quot;JinnKid&quot; Abulaban - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Casey Anthony]] - 1 kill ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill&lt;ref&gt;{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Jon W. Romano|Jon W. Romano]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Patrik Gjrgrev]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{tiktok|fly_fly_22}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Timoty G.]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Tinder]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills <br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Tumblr]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{archive|YkBVu|eldigato}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Elizabeth Lecron|Elizabeth Lecron]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] &amp; [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills<br /> **[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Twitch]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Twitter]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills <br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:François Vérove|François Vérove]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod Ramos]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - 2 kills ([[Self-defense|lawfully]])<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025_Southport_shooting|Nigel Edge]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[OJ Simpson]] - 2 kills ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Robert J. O'Neill|Robert O'Neill]] - 1 kill ([[Osama bin Laden|lawfully]])<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2026 Pawtucket shooting|Roberta Dorgano]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Junko Furuta|Shinji Minato]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tetsuya Yamagami]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee &quot;Bryce Williams&quot; Flanagan II]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - 5 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]]<br /> **[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}<br /> <br /> '''[[Usenet]]'''<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist<br /> <br /> ===V, W, X===<br /> '''[[VampireFreaks]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{archive|qSLNV|Digato}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> '''[[VidLii]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell wiggercell]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> '''[[VK]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev &amp; Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[Sascha I.]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills<br /> <br /> '''Wars Central'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''&lt;ref&gt;{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-22-wpd-users-who|All 22 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;{{WPD|h/compilation/post/482685/marseycringe-wpd-users-who-have-killed|WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL - Part 2}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Kutch]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Łukasz G.]] - 2 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{archiveorg|NoHumansInvolved|WPD.TV user kills 2 people with axe}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] ??? - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Charlie Slater - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills (speculated user)<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Josephine Simmons Peters - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kevin Hunt - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Nguyễn Xuân Đạt]] - 0 kills (victim of the Vietnamese Butcher)&lt;ref&gt;{{WPD|@datbeheading}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Uriah Garcia - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Wattpad]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Wikipedia]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[File:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Georg R.|Georg R.]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)<br /> <br /> '''[[Wrong Planet]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[Xanga]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> ===Y, Z===<br /> '''[[Yahoo! Answers]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill<br /> <br /> '''[[YouTube]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills&lt;ref&gt;{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González &quot;Heisenwolf&quot; Nava]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony &quot;Tony48219&quot; Powell]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev &amp; Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Matthew Frein]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills <br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jen Hart]] - 6 kills<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller &amp; Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Justin Mohn]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kurt Sibila - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raphael Trammell - 0 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor &quot;McSkillet&quot; Heitmann]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<br /> *[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills<br /> *'''Honorable mentions'''<br /> **[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills<br /> **[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)<br /> **[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Samuli Saarinen]] - 0 kills<br /> <br /> '''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills<br /> <br /> '''Zambian Meat'''<br /> *[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill<br /> *[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] Unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda<br /> <br /> ==Ranking board==<br /> {{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&quot;wikitable sortable&quot; <br /> ! RANK <br /> ! WEBSITE <br /> ! TOTAL KILLS<br /> ! REGISTERED PLAYERS <br /> ! COUNTRIES<br /> ! COMMENTS <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]<br /> | [[YouTube]]<br /> | 487<br /> | 81<br /> | 26 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagDenmark.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]<br /> | &quot;Broadcast Yourself&quot; (killing people)<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]<br /> | [[Facebook]]<br /> | 392<br /> | 60<br /> | 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]<br /> | &quot;Move fast and kill things&quot; &lt;br&gt; &quot;Bringing the world chaos closer together&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]] <br /> | [[Twitter]] <br /> | 274<br /> | 48<br /> | 16 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]<br /> | &quot;Get trending by going amok&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]<br /> | [[Steam]]<br /> | 192<br /> | 27<br /> | 10 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]<br /> | Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Wikipedia]]<br /> | 186<br /> | 12<br /> | 7 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]<br /> | Nerds who spammed edits in a page for nerd editors<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Craigslist]]<br /> | 145<br /> | 168<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]<br /> | Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though. <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Instagram]]<br /> | 132<br /> | 35<br /> | 15 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]<br /> | So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Stormfront]] <br /> | 109<br /> | 8<br /> | 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]<br /> | Not bad for a non-mainstream website.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> | {{hover|105|8 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}<br /> | 8<br /> | 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]<br /> | That's us!<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[MySpace]] <br /> | 91<br /> | 19<br /> | 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]<br /> | Myspace. YourFuneral.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[4chan]] <br /> | 90<br /> | 11<br /> | 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]<br /> | &quot;Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest.&quot; - Someone who isn't [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[8chan]]<br /> | 74<br /> | 3<br /> | 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | &quot;Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[TikTok]]<br /> | 71<br /> | 28<br /> | 14 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]<br /> | If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Discord]]<br /> | 69<br /> | 26<br /> | 12 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]<br /> | *Discord notification sound effect*<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Reddit]]<br /> | 62<br /> | 23<br /> | 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]<br /> | Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Tumblr]]<br /> | 62<br /> | 11<br /> | 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]<br /> | With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, it's only natural that some of them would become killers.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Sanctioned Suicide]]<br /> | ~57<br /> | N/A<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]<br /> | Instructing people how to become [[an heroes]] for over 30 years.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]<br /> | 54<br /> | 11<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]<br /> | &quot;Found the job of your life&quot; (hitman)<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[VK]]<br /> | 50<br /> | 13<br /> | 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | &quot;Сука блять&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[2channel]] / 5channel<br /> | 46<br /> | 4<br /> | 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]<br /> | ^-^ 先輩<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[eBay]]<br /> | 32<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | &quot;Well, that's one way to top the charts&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Watchpeopledie.tv]] <br /> | 30<br /> | 15<br /> | 8 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]<br /> | People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | ShockedBeyondBelief<br /> | 27<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Telegram]]<br /> | 26<br /> | 11<br /> | 7 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]<br /> | Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[DeviantART]]<br /> | 24<br /> | 10<br /> | 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]<br /> | &quot;When [[guro]] just isn't enough.&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Twitch]]<br /> | 21<br /> | 9<br /> | 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]<br /> | &quot;You can livestream more than just video games.&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Spotify]]<br /> | 21<br /> | 5<br /> | 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]<br /> | &quot;Tune into your favourite music to go apeshit&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]<br /> | 21<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Quora]]<br /> | 19<br /> | 2<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Dogolachan<br /> | 18<br /> | 5<br /> | 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]<br /> | A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the &quot;[[dogola]]&quot; meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Freesound.org<br /> | 18<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]<br /> | Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[LiveJournal]]<br /> | 16<br /> | 7<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]<br /> | &quot;Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Above Top Secret]]<br /> | 16<br /> | 3<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | Shhh, is a secret!<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.<br /> | 14<br /> | 12<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]] <br /> | Tinder for Canadian criminals.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[SoundCloud]]<br /> | 13<br /> | 6<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]<br /> | &quot;Music for my ears&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Pinterest]]<br /> | 13<br /> | 3<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]<br /> | &quot;Your victims' photos goes there&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Grindr]]<br /> | 12<br /> | 7<br /> | 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]<br /> | &quot;AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them.&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[FurAffinity]]<br /> | 12<br /> | 7<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]<br /> | &quot;[[OwO whats this..?]]... 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Answers]]<br /> | 6<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Something Awful]]<br /> | 5<br /> | 3<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Wattpad]]<br /> | 4<br /> | 4<br /> | 3 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]<br /> | &quot;When your [[E&amp;D]] fanfics come true:&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums <br /> | 4<br /> | 3<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | &quot;Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Soyjak.party]] <br /> | 4<br /> | 2<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Ex-Pentecostal Forums<br /> | 4<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[OnlyFans]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 3<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]<br /> | &quot;See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Usenet]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 2<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Xanga]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 2<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Chess.com]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]<br /> | &quot;Be a chess champion, like Pichushkin&quot;<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Eestinen.fi<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]<br /> | Some Estonian news site notably used by [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]].<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Hispachat<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]<br /> | Not [[Hispachan]], retard.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Orkut]]<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagBrazil.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums<br /> | 3<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]<br /> | 2<br /> | 2<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]<br /> | To roleplay murders.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | Zambian Meat<br /> | 2<br /> | 2<br /> | 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]<br /> | A cannibal fetish website.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Hispachan]] <br /> | 2<br /> | 2<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]<br /> | [[Spic]]/[[dago]] 4chan ripoff.<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Bloodshows.com]]<br /> | 2<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. 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Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> | <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | Looksmax.org<br /> | 0<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> |<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Monkey.cool]]<br /> | 0<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]<br /> |<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | Sv3rige<br /> | 0<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]<br /> | Website created by Goatis/Sv3rige<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:white&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Flickr]]<br /> | ?<br /> | 1<br /> | 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]<br /> |<br /> &lt;/table&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[High Score]]<br /> *[[Internet killers]]<br /> *[[LJ killers]]<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/371875/kill-count-by-website|Collaborative sister project on WPD.}}<br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{portals|websites|socialmedia}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> [[category:Murder]]<br /> [[category:Lists]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now September 1 &amp; 2, [[2025]]|[[Rick and Morty]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[CandyJunkie]]}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Olivia_Henderson&diff=1954162 2026-05-12T13:00:08Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{gotis}}<br /> {{Pixplz}}<br /> '''Olivia Henderson''' was a [[dramawhore]]ing [[bitch]] and an invasive [[food|DoorDash]] girl who claimed she was [[lie|sexually assaulted]] after entering a man's home and recording him while he was butt-ass naked and passed out drunk on his couch. To provide further context, Olivia was a DoorDash employee delivering [[food]] to the man's house, when suddenly she noticed his front door was slightly opened ajar and decided to go snooping around, whence she caught sight of a pantsless, sleeping, drunk man [[pants nazi|and felt sexually assaulted by it]]. To provide even further context, Olivia was instructed to leave the food by the door, so there was no need for her to personally inform Austin, let alone pry into his house. Ring cam footage even showed her deliberately opening the man’s door, so it was not wide-open like she claimed. Closing the door where her prying eyes have brought her wasn’t enough for her though; she just had to whip out her phone and record a video exposing his flaccid penis for her [[TikTok]] (@'''irlmonsterhighdoll''') for [[internet points]] too. The video went viral and Olivia lost her job over it and is even facing criminal charges for it. Perhaps Olivia would be only half as detestable if she just dismissed the whole incident and admitted it was one of those foolish womanly things that foolish women like herself do, but she had to incessantly continue posting to TikTok about her made-up story insisting that she was indeed sexually assaulted and complaining about how she was fired as if she can't comprehend the why. Olivia is of course pleading “not guilty&quot; to these crimes, but time will tell weather she gets a slap on the wrist or a slap on the ass from her new butch bunk mate in the slammer.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Almost raped]]<br /> *[[Whore]]<br /> *[[Liar]]<br /> *[[Nautica Malone]] - Another brotha caught with his pants down and publicly humiliated<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Tiktokuser|irlmonsterhighdoll}}<br /> <br /> {{food}}<br /> {{rapeseries}}<br /> [[category:People]]<br /> [[category:whores]]<br /> [[category:crime]]<br /> [[Category:TikTok]]<br /> [[category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954155 2026-05-12T06:32:58Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;{{Greentext|&gt;mfw the only girl my height is 14}}}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954154 2026-05-12T06:28:03Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954153 2026-05-12T06:26:33Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954152 2026-05-12T06:25:53Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Scientology_Speedrunning&diff=1954148 2026-05-12T02:05:49Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> [[File:Scientology Davey miscavage.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;Come on. Fuck with us, I dare you. I'll make sure you get to see what a $10 million a year retainer for a lawfirm can do to your poor ass&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Scientology Center Hollywood Boulevard Los Angeles 2019.jpg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;The Church of Scientology Information Center on Hollywood Boulevard&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> Just when you thought you've seen or heard everything, [[Xenu|Lord Xenu]], looking to further his battle against the [[Scientology|$cientologists]] that keep him tethered up in his intergalactic prison, if $cientology were a real religion we'd make a comparision to the [[Christianity|Archangel Michael]] and [[Satan]] but it isn't, hatched a genius plan.<br /> <br /> Recently Lord Xenu was able to release himself from his [[Lie|electronic, wire-cage mountain trap]] (Seriously???) just long enough to put the idea of [[Speedrun|Speedrunning]] through the Church of Scientology Information Center in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California in the mind of [[TikTok|TikToker isDurpyy]] while filming himself running through the halls of the building screaming his powerful name [[Xenu]] to strike fear in all of the $cientologist's hearts. The idea that Lord Xenu implanted in isDurpyy's mind is if people will watch someone on [[Youtube]] beat [[Super Mario|Super Mario 69]] in less than 5 minutes, just think of all the views you'll get running through a Scientology building with your [[Dick]] hanging out.<br /> <br /> Like all great ideas on the internet that get a lot of views and likes, Swhileyy wanted some of that sweet, sweet instant [[Fame|E-Fame]] and did a collaboration video with isDurpyy and on March 31, 2026 they did a video where they ran through the same $cientology building.<br /> <br /> The video garnered over 90 million views on [[TikTok]] before [[$cientology]]'s well paid and [[Evil|Scarey]] lawyers had it removed.<br /> <br /> So 90 million views equals, we guess, 0 [[Pussy|E-pussy]] unless you're counting a Japanese [[Hentai]] Anime and your [[Sister]]'s skin moiturizer.<br /> <br /> Like all great things that someone else's [[Intelligence|Genius]] has brought forth such as [[McDonald's|The Drive Thru Restaurant]], The [[Batman]] Arkham Series and the [[Prison|Prison Shiv]], everyone and [[Your Mom|their Mother]] is looking to capitalize on this trend by imitating it because views and likes on a social site is more important than doing something more important in [[Life]] like maybe getting a [[Girlfriend]] or moving out of their Mother's basement.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;https://youtu.be/TbJSCQMZD4Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Let's Get Straight To The Good Stuff ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Scientology midget raid.jpg|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Tiny tom cruise stwie.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;Vengence is his so says Xenu&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> Since [[Scientology|$cientology]] is having videos taken down from TikTok and [[Youtube]] faster than [[You]] can finish 2 large [[New York]] style [[Pizza]]s and saying that these raids aren't happening despite their taking the outside handles off of the doors or chaining the inside doors (uh where's the fire marshal on this) of all their buildings and requiring that people be let in to their buildings after flashing a wad of [[Money|Cash]] so we thought that we'd go straight to the best invasion before these things devolve into people getting inside the building, painting their [[Ass|Asses]] with ink and pressing them up against the walls and windows.<br /> <br /> Oh [[Shit]]! How much do you want to bet that someone's going to read this and do it?<br /> <br /> Probably the best and what will most likely be pinnacle of the [[Raid|Raids]] happened in May of 2026 when more than 20 [[Christian]] dwarves raided the Scientology headquarters in [[Los Angeles]] looking for [[Tom Cruise]] because, the dwarves all being gymnast height, at or less that 4'8&quot; or 142.25 centimeters if you're one of those [[European]] or [[Azn]] fags. Don't worry about [[Africa]]ns or [[South America]]ns. They can't count past to 3.<br /> <br /> Both the Dwarves and Tom Cruise being under 4'8&quot;, I really see a Cease and decist order from Tom Cruise. We'd say that we'd keep it as a piece of memorablia but they're about as rare as a warrant being served against the [[Catholic]] Church to look at their servers for [[CP|Child Porn]]. <br /> <br /> Once more the Dwarves all being under 4'8&quot; like Tom Cruise felt that they would be able to make friends with Tom since they both have to have conversations with people's [[Crotch rot|Crotches]]. Hoping to convert [[Tom Cruise|Mr. Cruise]] to the side of [[Christ]], the dwarves ran through the Scientology headquarters in Los Angeles looking for him.<br /> <br /> As can be expected, the dwarf raid ended when Scientologists called the [[Cops]] and not wanting to be a [[Midget|Dwarf]] in [[Prison|Jail]] because it puts you at that perfect height where they wouldn't have to be forced down on their knees because [[Nigger|Bubu]] wants to [[Oral|Fuck someone's throat]], everybody made a run for it.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;https://youtube.com/shorts/HeQYLabj5Pc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, And Heart - Scientology Summons Their Lawyers ==<br /> <br /> As these raids start to increase because what starts out as [[Kewlies|Cool]] event, every [[Loser]] with a self-esteem problem has to go and ruin it because they have to be like that [[Nigger]] that goes around [[Washington, D.C.]] knocking people out while his friend films him on their phone and then gets caught because he uploaded this shit to [[TikTok]] and someone that knew him ratted him out for $2,000.<br /> <br /> Seriously. You would not believe how many [[Time]]s that his has actually happened.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AlPX3zZ66vI&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Storm Area 51]] - more or less the same shit but with [[Area 51]].<br /> *[[Project Chanology]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Scientology_speedrunning|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{KYM|memes/scientology-run|KYM coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{Scientology}}<br /> [[category:Trolls]]<br /> [[category:TikTok]]<br /> [[category:2026]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954130 2026-05-11T20:30:10Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pixplz}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:CelesteRivas.png|thumb|350px|How did he find this thing attractive?]]<br /> '''D4vd'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] spiccy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. Think of him as the modern day [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for.<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit|musical]] career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or deleting evidence of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the body of Celeste was found in the back of a [[Tesla]], this Tesla was registered under D4vd's name. Giving the police an easy lead to him. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Vincent_Li&diff=1954127 2026-05-11T18:32:41Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Vince_Li.jpg|thumb|A caged bird doesn't sing.]]<br /> {{aspie}}<br /> '''Vincent Weiguang Li''' is a 40-year-old [[batshit insane]], samurai [[chink]] from [[canada|Edmonton, Alberta]]. Li gained a bit of [[E-fame|notoriety]] in July of [[2008]] for brutally [[pwned|murdering]],[[Muslim Massacre|beheading]] and [[eat|eating]] parts of a [[Jokawild|fellow passenger]] aboard a Greyhound bus. However since this all happened in [[Canada]], [[noone]] in the rest of the world could really give a [[shit]], and unfortunately Li will never attain the [[internet celebrity|status and prestige]] of a [[sick fuck|Jeffery Dahmer]] or a [[pedophile|John Wayne Gacy]]. [[moonspeak|Ro Rad]].<br /> <br /> == The Ride Of His Life ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Tim McLean.jpg|thumb|Shithead/victim... And chink?]]<br /> <br /> It all happened on July 31, 2008. While making the [[trying too hard|arduous]] journey across Canada's &lt;s&gt;prairie-lands&lt;/s&gt; [[shithole|wastelands]], Mr. Li had the misfortune of being seated next to [[Tim McLean]], a 22 year old [[gypsies|carnie]] who also happened to be [[juggalo|down with the clown]]. As the bus trip dragged on Li was subjected to more and more of McLean's [[faggotry]], which consisted of but was not limited to, chugging [[cum|Faygo]] and reciting the [[poetry|Juggalo creed]]. Finally enough was enough and Li had to take a stand. Right in the middle of a [[rap|killer verse]] Li pulled out his [[Epic Sword Guy|samurai sword]] and put a scratch in that CD that [[noone]] could fix. Unfortunately for Li, he was now consumed in an insane chink [[rage]] and proceeded to cut up McLean [[at least 100|six ways]] to Sunday, leaving a bloodied mess of clown parts.<br /> <br /> == Chinese Guillotine ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Vince_li_bus.jpg|thumb|Leave me to meditate on my art, you swine. Then I must run to the wilds of nature and find new inspiration!!]]<br /> <br /> By this point the other passengers had noticed the [[lulz|exemplary]] job Li had done on McLean, and wanting to give this [[artist]] the privacy he needed to finish his [[pain series|masterpiece]], they persuaded the bus driver to pull over and [[GTFO|disembarked]]. Li, who was still feeling his [[Chris Benoit|chink rage]], pondered what else he could do to this mess of [[Dumbledore|dead faggot]] in front of him. That's when true [[insanity|inspiration]] hit him. He took his sword and began [[cutting|carving]] away at McLean's neck. Seeing that something truly [[retarded|special]] was going on, the bus driver, a passenger, and some random [[white trash|trucker]] stepped aboard the bus to gain a glimpse at [[genius]] at work. Li was not pleased with this interruption and [[banhammer|banished]] them from the bus, but not before showing the [[epic win|pinnacle]] of his work: McLean's [[guro|severed head]]. At this point Li locked the door of the bus and went back to [[necrophilia|work]] on his masterpiece.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mr potato head.jpg|thumb|right|Notice the exquisite flowing lines, the dramatically contrasting colours and the organic shapes.]]<br /> <br /> == Why So Crazy ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Canada beheading 2.jpg|thumb|Genius or madman?]]<br /> <br /> According to [[Canadia|Canadian police]], when they first arrived on the scene Li was [[flame war|taunting]] them with McLean's head from the driver's seat. This is clearly an [[idiot|inability]] by the cops to understand genius at work. Why was Li sitting in the driver's seat, you ask? Well obviously he wanted to take his art [[SUP_DAWG|exhibit]] on the road but the bus wouldn't run due to some [[butthurt|jealously]] from the bus driver. The [[fact]] that he had McLean's head with him can only mean that he was looking for some [[blowjob|hot oral action]] while on the road. Another [[I'm_so_confused|misunderstanding]] of Li comes from the other passengers who described him as being [[robot]] like and expressing [[Psychopath|no emotion]] (i.e. being Asian). What these passengers don't understand is what it's like to be [[killing|&quot;in the zone&quot;]] when working on a piece of [[ass|art]]. All of these [[lies|allegations]] of Li being crazy have since been put to rest by court appointed [[psychiatrists]] who have deemed him [http://www.portagedailygraphic.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1362759 competent to stand trial]. The [[internet trial|fun]] begins in May [[2009]].<br /> <br /> == The Passengers Speak Out ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Vince_Li_art_critics.jpg|thumb|Philistines!!]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |I never took the time to know him, but he seemed to be OK, right, just a kid.|Some fellow [[juggalo|faggot]] on McLean<br /> |There was no rage or anything. He was just like a robot stabbing the guy.|Li was a terminator<br /> |He must have stabbed him 50 times or 60 times...Like, just everywhere, arms, legs, neck, chest, guts, wherever he could swing it, he got it|Li going for the [[win|high score]]<br /> |Some people were puking, some people were crying, other people were in shock. . . . Everybody was running, screaming off the bus|[[Art]] [[haters]]<br /> |many were watching the movie [[irony|&quot;The Legend of Zorro&quot;]] when the violence erupted.|[[Fox News]] [[ftw]]}}<br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Jokawild]]<br /> *[[Epic Sword Guy]]<br /> <br /> == Links ==<br /> *[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080731/Manitoba_bus_080731/20080731?hub=TopStories CTV Article] &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=7886faf4-e8e9-4217-ac1d-66563d16ec9f Vancouver Sun Article]&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395781,00.html Faux News]&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story/2008/07/31/greyhound-transcanada.html CBC News]&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&amp;friendID=108390479 Tim McLean MySpace]&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=4&amp;oid=22639421199&amp;aid=-1&amp;auser=&amp;view=all#/group.php?gid=22639421199 One of MANY Tim McLean Facebook tribute pages]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213626/Freedom-granted-man-beheaded-Greyhound-bus-passenger.html Released from prison, February 11, 2017]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{azn}}<br /> {{Canada}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[category:People]]<br /> [[category:Murder]]<br /> [[category:2008]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=John_Edward_Robinson&diff=1954095 2026-05-11T12:49:29Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: possessive not contraction</p> <hr /> <div>{{Ib|[[File:John Edward Robinson.jpeg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''John Edward Robinson'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 27, [[Before the internets|1943]] ({{age|1943|12|27}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Tactical Espionage Action, Single Player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Sexual sadism}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> {{Killers}}<br /> Everybody is on the internet these days and everybody including [[your grandma]] can be an [[internet killer]] because of it, but somebody had to of done it first before [[Craigslist]] made this shit mainstream. That man is '''John Edward Robinson''', the first internet killer. Robinson was a pioneer in his craft, hooking up with freaky women from [[BDSM]] chatrooms on the internet when [[Usenet]] groups and obsolete [[chatroom]]s reined supreme, before every man had a personal computer in his home and an iPhone in his pocket. This is the story of the Internet Slave Master.<br /> <br /> ==[[Before the internet]]==<br /> Robinson started his life of mischief as a prolific [[jew|career scammer, forger and embezzler]] before becoming a [[muslim|career murderer]]. Using these skills, he could become anyone, which became instrumental to his murderer methodology. In 1984, he would hire 19-year-old Paula Guylene Godfrey to work on one of his phony businesses, whom he would make into his first known victim. No trace of her body was ever found. Robinson killed two more women through out [[Kansas]] and [[Missouri]] in the 1980's. Being a shrewd businessman, Robinson made sure to turn his future murders into get-rich-quick schemes too. In 1985, he killed a 19-year-old homeless mother while posing for a fake charity using the moniker James Osborne, and sold her baby to his brother and sister-in-law who didn't know [[how is babby formed?|how babby is formed]], collecting $5,500 in &quot;legal fees&quot; for the adoption.<br /> <br /> Throughout 1987 and 1993, Robinson was in prison for fraud-related charges and parole violations. during his stay, he rizzed up the fucking prison librarian who left her fucking husband to be with him after he was released from prison. Her remains were never found and Robinson, always a shrewd businessman, continued to collect her alimony checks from her mother after the fact.<br /> <br /> ==[[OTI]]==<br /> After getting out of prison for fraud-related reasons, Robinson decided to check out what this &quot;internet&quot; shit was all about and realized its potential for anonymous sex and sadomasochism. Robinson adopted the moniker '''Slavemaster''' and became engaged with [[BDSM]] groups.<br /> <br /> In 1994, Robinson lured in his first two victims from the internet: 45-year-old Sheila Faith and her 15-year-old retarded, wheelchair-bound daughter, Debbie Faith. Posing as a wealthy businessman and philanthropist, Robinson promised to make all her troubles go away if she moved in with him and became her sub, because nothing says trustworthy like a sex-crazed pervert that you met on an online BDSM forum. Both Sheila and Debby were added to his barrel collection.<br /> <br /> At this point Robinson was becoming somewhat of a BDSM microcelebrity. He continued to murder two more women who he met online, including a 21-year-old [[Polish]] immigrant who signed a 115-item slave contract with him that gave Robinson almost total control over every aspect of her life, including her bank accounts—GOD DAMB! These BDSM freaks are making this way to easy for him—and a 27-year-old nurse that wanted to be his sex slave. <br /> <br /> But like all the Greats, he was starting to get sloppy. His name showed up in a lot of missing person reports and was beginning to attract attention from the Kansas and Missouri authorities. Finally, [[Y2K|by the turn of the millennium]], Robinson would have his last stint with a woman who filed sexual battery charges against him while another woman charged him for stealing her sex toys. This finally gave authorities a justification to raid his base where they found several bodies hidden in chemical drums.<br /> <br /> ==Prison Life==<br /> [[File:John Robinson in Heaven.png|Robinson's plans for the afterlife.|thumb]]<br /> For his crimes, Robinson was awarded the death sentence, making him the first person to be awarded the death sentence in Kansas since its reinstatement in 1994, although since NOT A SINGLE execution has been carried out in the state to this day, his punishment will likely remain functionally a life sentence. Even though he is locked up, this isn’t necessarily the end of his internet presence, nor the end of his internet trolling. As late as [[2014]], Robinson has been producing snarky boomer comics that were shared online via a program called ''[[Blue screen of death|Windows on Death Row]]'' which hosts a site that showcases art made by death row inmates.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Armin Meiwes]]<br /> *[[Philip Markoff]]<br /> *[[Sharon Lopatka]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|John_Edward_Robinson|TOW coverage}}<br /> *[https://www.windowsondeathrow.com/john-e-robinson Prison Art]<br /> <br /> {{Sex}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{money}}<br /> {{Oldweb}}<br /> {{psychopaths}}<br /> {{rapeseries}}<br /> {{webcomics}}<br /> [[category:people]]<br /> [[category:serial Killers]]<br /> [[category:crime]]<br /> [[category:murder]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Mercifulfag&diff=1954084 2026-05-11T06:32:52Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|br|[[File:Graysvg.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{hipcrime}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Aryan}}<br /> {{British}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> [[File:Libya after feb.png|400px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:MercifulFagpissingonthequran.mp4|750px]]&lt;br&gt;'''Merciful pissing on the quran, ignore me randomly talking this was from a TikTok livestream'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:merciful.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Whitest TND warrior}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''MercifulFag'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Socials'''|{{WPD|@RampantFag}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|dat shiet gay}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because it's shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch Propernator and OhnePixel. I started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v&amp; and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays. I also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Michael Cobstein. He's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon.<br /> <br /> ==Useful knowledge==<br /> When I say I'm gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie. Do not trust me, because I'm too lazy to do so, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GALLERY-RELATED.<br /> <br /> ==Article related shit==<br /> === Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===<br /> *[[Kill count by website]]<br /> *[[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I made ===<br /> *[[Kili]]<br /> *[[Off Them]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I might make ===<br /> *[[CeeBot]]<br /> *[[Devon Arthurs]]<br /> *[[Eurogoy]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> *[[GoreBox]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/GoreBox|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> *[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)<br /> *[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)<br /> *[[Unheard]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/Unheard|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> <br /> <br /> Thanks for reading.<br /> <br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Mercifulfag&diff=1954083 2026-05-11T06:32:34Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|br|[[File:Graysvg.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{hipcrime}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Aryan}}<br /> {{British}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> [[File:Libya after feb.png|400px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:MercifulFagpissingonthequran.mp4|750px]]&lt;br&gt;'''Merciful pissing on the quran, ignore me randomly talking this was from a TikTok livestream'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:merciful.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Whitest TND warrior}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''MercifulFag'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Socials'''|{{WPD|@RampantFag}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|dat shiet gay}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because it's shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch Propernator and OhnePixel. I started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v&amp; and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays. I also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Michael Cobstein. He's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon.<br /> <br /> ===useful knowledge===<br /> When I say I'm gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie. Do not trust me, because I'm too lazy to do so, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GALLERY-RELATED.<br /> <br /> ==Article related shit==<br /> === Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===<br /> *[[Kill count by website]]<br /> *[[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I made ===<br /> *[[Kili]]<br /> *[[Off Them]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I might make ===<br /> *[[CeeBot]]<br /> *[[Devon Arthurs]]<br /> *[[Eurogoy]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> *[[GoreBox]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/GoreBox|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> *[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)<br /> *[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)<br /> *[[Unheard]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/Unheard|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> <br /> <br /> Thanks for reading.<br /> <br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Mercifulfag&diff=1954082 2026-05-11T06:31:51Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|br|[[File:Graysvg.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{hipcrime}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Aryan}}<br /> {{British}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> [[File:Libya after feb.png|400px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:MercifulFagpissingonthequran.mp4|750px]]&lt;br&gt;'''Merciful pissing on the quran, ignore me randomly talking this was from a TikTok livestream'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:merciful.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Whitest TND warrior}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''MercifulFag'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Socials'''|{{WPD|@RampantFag}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|dat shiet gay}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because it's shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch Propernator and OhnePixel. I started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v&amp; and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays. I also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Michael Cobstein. He's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon.<br /> <br /> ===useful knowledge===<br /> When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so ESPECIALLY IF ITS GALLERY RELATED<br /> <br /> ==Article related shit==<br /> === Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===<br /> *[[Kill count by website]]<br /> *[[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I made ===<br /> *[[Kili]]<br /> *[[Off Them]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I might make ===<br /> *[[CeeBot]]<br /> *[[Devon Arthurs]]<br /> *[[Eurogoy]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> *[[GoreBox]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/GoreBox|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> *[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)<br /> *[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)<br /> *[[Unheard]] ([[User:Mercifulfag/Unheard|IN PROGRESS BOY!!!]])<br /> <br /> <br /> Thanks for reading.<br /> <br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Mercifulfag&diff=1954036 2026-05-10T20:16:01Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|br|[[File:Graysvg.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{hipcrime}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Aryan}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{British}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> [[File:Libya after feb.png|400px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:MercifulFagpissingonthequran.mp4|750px]]&lt;br&gt;'''Merciful pissing on the quran, ignore me randomly talking this was from a TikTok livestream'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:merciful.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Whitest TND warrior}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''MercifulFag'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Socials'''|{{WPD|@RampantFag}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|dat shiet gay}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v&amp; and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon, <br /> <br /> ===useful knowledge===<br /> When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so ESPECIALLY IF ITS GALLERY RELATED<br /> <br /> ==Article related shit==<br /> FUGG U BITCH NIGGA NIGGeR FAGGOT<br /> <br /> === Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===<br /> *[[Kill count by website]]<br /> *[[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I made ===<br /> *[[Kili]]<br /> *[[Off Them]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I might make ===<br /> *[[CeeBot]]<br /> *[[Devon Arthurs]]<br /> *[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> *[[GoreBox]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> *[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)<br /> *[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)<br /> *[[Unheard]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> <br /> ==4 Cool fax about me==<br /> <br /> *3. I was one of [[Peter Scully]]'s victims and I enjoyed it<br /> *2. I am on course to be the next Peter Scully and I am making a spinoff to Daisys destruction; Roses Construction.<br /> *4. I [[Meowbah|pissed on the Quran]] on Tiktok live<br /> *9. I am a humongous faggot who does not have any plans for life past 18<br /> *1. Hello<br /> <br /> Thanks for reading.<br /> <br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Mercifulfag&diff=1954035 2026-05-10T20:15:17Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|br|[[File:Graysvg.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{hipcrime}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Aryan}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{British}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> [[File:Libya after feb.png|400px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> [[File:MercifulFagpissingonthequran.mp4|750px]]&lt;center&gt;'''Merciful pissing on the quran, ignore me randomly talking this was from a TikTok livestream'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:merciful.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Whitest TND warrior}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''MercifulFag'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Socials'''|{{WPD|@RampantFag}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|dat shiet gay}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v&amp; and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon, <br /> <br /> ===useful knowledge===<br /> When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so ESPECIALLY IF ITS GALLERY RELATED<br /> <br /> ==Article related shit==<br /> FUGG U BITCH NIGGA NIGGeR FAGGOT<br /> <br /> === Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===<br /> *[[Kill count by website]]<br /> *[[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I made ===<br /> *[[Kili]]<br /> *[[Off Them]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I might make ===<br /> *[[CeeBot]]<br /> *[[Devon Arthurs]]<br /> *[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> *[[GoreBox]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> *[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)<br /> *[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)<br /> *[[Unheard]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> <br /> ==4 Cool fax about me==<br /> <br /> *3. I was one of [[Peter Scully]]'s victims and I enjoyed it<br /> *2. I am on course to be the next Peter Scully and I am making a spinoff to Daisys destruction; Roses Construction.<br /> *4. I [[Meowbah|pissed on the Quran]] on Tiktok live<br /> *9. I am a humongous faggot who does not have any plans for life past 18<br /> *1. Hello<br /> <br /> Thanks for reading.<br /> <br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:DinkDummy&diff=1954030 2026-05-10T18:40:44Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|bl|[[File:KodaGayButt.jpg|176px]]}}<br /> {{corner|br|[[File:Tarrantulas 2019 - 2022.png|176px]]}}<br /> {{Neonazi}}<br /> {{Furry}}<br /> {{User:Severus_Snape/Template:Aspergers/es}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=DINKDUMMY FUCK GOOD.jpg|link=Five Nights at Freddy's}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{Spics}}<br /> [[File:Bikini petunia.jpg|thumb|center|'''''<br /> My Heart Beats Like A Drum''''']]<br /> [[File:WaifusFullTF2.jpg|thumb|center|'''''<br /> TE AMO MIS WAIFUS DEL TF2 Uwu''''']]<br /> {{ib|[[File:WaifuTF2.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{Nazi}}DinkDummy{{Nazi}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Colombian]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Flag of Colombia.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Other origins'''|[[South African]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Obsessions'''|[[Happy Tree Friends]], [[M.U.G.E.N]], [[Keroro Gunsou]], [[Lolcows]], [[An hero]], [[Horrorcow]], [[YouTube]], [[Music]], [[Rule 34]], [[Spics]], [[Japan]], [[USA]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[BlueCatRiolu]], [[Brenton Tarrant]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Waifus'''|[[Randy Robert Stair|all the homosexual]] [[Brandon Scott Hole|characters furry in]] [[Happy Tree Friends]] and [[Keroro Gunsou]] and [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''favorite idols cringe'''|[[Brenton Tarrant]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Steam'''|{{Steamid|66666699999CHHHF|DinkDummyRanger2009}}}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Discord'''|{{Discord|u|dinkdummy}}}}<br /> {{ibend}}<br /> [[File:FNAD HHAHS.jpg|thumb|Jejejeje, hola DinkDummy, te gusta como me veo 0w0]]<br /> [[File:Jokela High School Massacre - 11-7-2007.mp4.mp4|thumb|Oye Pekka, como se llama tu cancion que pusiste ese video]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Hello bitches and assholes and faggots, I am a user '''DinkDummy'''{{Nazi}}, from Colombia who was very interested in this page. I discovered this page thanks to the lolcows category.<br /> <br /> [[File:Tamama Femboy.jpg|thumb|center|'''''MARICONES''''']]<br /> <br /> although I also plan to create another article about things that only I know because it is also part of the history of the internet community, not only of the internet but also of my beloved shitty community called Hispanic, although it is no longer surprising with this bullshit.<br /> [[File:Flaky is waifu.jpg|thumb|center|'''''IS MY WAIFU''''']]<br /> [[File:DINKDUMMY FUCK GOOD.jpg|thumb|center|'''''Another waifu from Me, just like the sexy one from Flaky''''']]<br /> ==Creations==<br /> [[file:DinkDummy (Keroro&amp;Pokemon).png|thumb|center|'''''KERONIAN''''']]<br /> *[[Anderson Miguel Favian Caceres]]<br /> [[File:My Waifu.jpg|thumb|O'''H SI :3''']]<br /> *[[Daniel el verde pro]]<br /> [[File:Devonotacivo.png|thumb|Devon Erickson IS FUCK MANCHILD]]<br /> *[[Saternoir]]<br /> [[File:BIEN MERECIDO.png|thumb|El Culo de Devon Erickson]]<br /> *[[ElAntiCristo2007]]<br /> [[File:XDDDDDD.mp4|thumb|sos un hijo de PUTA]]<br /> *[[Eliluminado7]]<br /> [[File:Bisexuldink.gif|thumb|¿DinkDummy is Gay and Bisexual?]]<br /> *[[MugenFan]]<br /> *[[Owfcproduction24]]<br /> *[[Huevito Rey]]<br /> *[[Choche007]]<br /> *[[Mario Carvajal]]<br /> *[[TheMasterYT]]<br /> *[[Aclarandoloquendo]]<br /> *[[Gumball 2002 Goanimate]]<br /> *[[VittorioTheVyonder2003]]<br /> *[[Sebtoon]]<br /> *[[Odio Tu Post]]<br /> *[[Javier PR]]<br /> *[[DFG]]<br /> *[[Chiguin4ever]]<br /> *[[El PlayVakero]]<br /> *[[Heisenwolf]]<br /> *[[Farlavor]]<br /> *[[Reeven03]]<br /> *[[Kirts Jenkings]]<br /> *[[Espartaco 18]]<br /> *[[OfficerPoop247]]<br /> *[[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]<br /> *[[Horrorcow]]<br /> *[[The Loud Channel]]<br /> *[[Galactus96Tuber]]<br /> *[[SaraPastelitos]]<br /> *[[Ken L Wright]]<br /> *[[Erik Espinal Hernandez]]<br /> *[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]<br /> *[[Belzebu666]]<br /> *[[MsEvans16]]<br /> *[[Country pepe]]<br /> *[[Cristian Delgado]]<br /> *[[Redmau]]<br /> *[[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]<br /> ==my future articles==<br /> *[[BurnedShow]]<br /> *[[Rayotenpera]]<br /> *[[AndresToons]]<br /> ==articles under construction==<br /> *[[Fernando Castro]]<br /> *[[Necrotemante]]<br /> *[[Lidia Elisabet Jorba]]<br /> ==[[Cringe|my favorite killers lover]]==<br /> As Eldiperro loves William and David, I also have my favorite killers and murderers and they are these loser lovers, apart from Brenton Tarrant and Omar Mateen and Campo Elías Delgado and Cho Seung-Hui and Los Fans de Brenton Tarrant.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:AlexMakinen.png|[[Alex Mäkinen]]<br /> File:Fjfjjf.png|[[Fede Rodriguez]]<br /> File:Yaroslav_Ovsiuk.jpg|[[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]<br /> File:IskanderK.jpeg|[[Iskander Khalfin]]<br /> File:Adamlabus.jpg|[[Adam Labus]]<br /> File:SergeyLepnev.png|[[Sergey Lepnev]]<br /> File:ArtyomKazanstev.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev]]<br /> File:DaniilMonakhov.jpg|[[Daniil Monakhov]]<br /> File:Orlando-Harris.png|[[Orlando Harris]]<br /> File:Jouett1.png|[[Nathaniel Jouett]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===Who are my favorite Tarrantulas?===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Robert_Westman.png|[[Robin Westman]]<br /> File:Juraj_Krajcik.jpg|[[Juraj Krajčík]]<br /> File:Paytongendron.jpg|[[Payton Gendron]]<br /> File:HugoJackson2023.png|[[Hugo Jackson]]<br /> File:Laaiti_Ekenstéen.jpg|[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]<br /> File:SolomonHYB.jpeg|[[Solomon Henderson]]<br /> File:Palmeter5.jpg|[[Ryan Palmeter]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===FUCKING FAILURE IDIOT===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Hidayat1.jpg|[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]<br /> File:Charles Bishop.jpg|[[Charles Bishop]]<br /> File:Erickson in court.jpg|[[Devon Erickson]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===My other lover killer who deserves his own article 0w0===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Masanori Aoki.png|[[Masanori Aoki]]<br /> File:Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez.jpg|[[Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez]]<br /> File:Australian Anon.png|[[Sydney University Stabbing]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ====W.I.P====<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Slain764.png|[[User:DinkDummy/Slain764|Slain764]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Loserinfo?===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Angel Almeida.jpg|[[Angel Almeida]]<br /> File:Kutch.jpg|[[Kutch]]<br /> File:Rizky.jpg|[[Rizky]]<br /> File:BrazilianSchoolAttacks.png|[[Brazilian school attacks|General]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> [[File:BonniemYwAIFU.jpg|thumb|center|''¿Estás seguro que en un futuro no muy lejano vas a cometer un tiroteo?'']]<br /> [[File:OhsicomodiceRedline.jpg|thumb|center|Es muy probable que sí, porque soy Tarrantulas, es decir, fan de Brenton Tarrant, así que posiblemente sí, aunque no sé en qué año será, y eso tengo que verlo.]]<br /> ==Shooting Alternative Reality==<br /> <br /> ===NOT FAIL===<br /> {{main|James Oliver Seevakumaran}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Seevakumaran.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|NO SORRY.]]<br /> <br /> '''James Oliver Seevakumaran''', Known for killing 15 people and injuring 2 others at his university before committing suicide lol.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===MASTER-MAN===<br /> {{main|Jonathan Ross}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Jonathan Ross.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]<br /> <br /> '''Jonathan Ross''', known for killing 13 people and leaving 30 injured in a primary sequel before committing suicide.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===For My Waifu===<br /> {{main|Lord Foxworth}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Me and mio laying down by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]<br /> <br /> '''Nicholas Hazelbaker''', Known for killing 8 people and injuring 6 after falling in love with his waifu.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===NOT FAIL 2.0===<br /> {{main|Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath}}<br /> <br /> [[File:LindsayK0.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]<br /> <br /> '''Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath''' known for killing 18 people and injuring 10 others, along with her friends who committed suicide..<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===High Scores===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&quot;wikitable sortable&quot; <br /> ! 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Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Axel_Muganwa_Rudakubana&diff=1954029 2026-05-10T18:39:33Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{aspie}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> [[File:ZooKillerHell.gif|center|750px]]<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:RudakubanaNigFrow.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Angry nigger took fent. Also he has no teeth.}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Axel Muganwa Rudakubana'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 7, 2006 ({{age|2006|8|7}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Rwanda|Inyenzi]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUK.png]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 10}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism|Autistic hyperfixation]], [[Black supremacy|cracker removalism]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;It’s like something from America, not like sunny Southport.|Colin Parry&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Axel Muganwa Rudakubana''', a [[Fuck off retard|harmless]] [[immigrant]] from the [[Nigger pig|African]] country of [[Rwanda]], is just your average [[Nigger|black person]] that vehemently despised [[Taylor Swift]]'s music because she is a living representative of the [[white devils]] that enslaved millions of lazy blacks and doesn't [[Dead|bury]] her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary [[rap]]ping in the middle of a song because [[Woman|she]] is trying to get a friend a [[music]] contract.<br /> <br /> Coming from Banks, Lancashire, England, [[incel]] Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29, [[2024]] was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the &quot;English man&quot; by declaring [[war]] against [[Loli|little girls too young]] to fight against him and have their deaths serve as an example for all the racist crimes inflicted upon him and his black brothers.<br /> <br /> Having been born with the disability of living in [[England]] and it being a country that is well-known for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the [[Earth|world]], Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a [[Tranquility Bay|yoga and dance studio]] mostly populated by [[Kid Rock|children]] during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely [[Insane|sane]], like most of us, he wanted the [[satan]]ic [[Music|songs]] of Taylor Swift, where she [[Truth|pontificates]] on and on about all the [[boyfriend]]s she has dumped, halted immediately. Being black and unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the yoga/dance studio kept playing the [[Jerk|shallow]] lyrics and uninspired sounds of her background music, all he was able to do was make [[Chimpmania|chimp]] sounds, grab a [[knife]], and go on a stabbing spree.<br /> <br /> Being [[NIGGER MANUAL|black]] and incapable of thinking more than [[Rape Clock|5 seconds]] into the future or beyond the rewards of [[Masturbate|instant gratification]], Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife around like he was Deathstroke from a [[Batman]] comic. He killed 3 little girls and wounded 8 (plus 2 adults), surpassing the [[Couch Cuck]] by 1 kill.<br /> <br /> == [[Stephan Balliet|Cucked by a Door]] ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Murdered little white girls.jpg|center|400px]]<br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;Black guy murders 3 little white girls, not motivated by race at all.&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Axel Muganwa Rudakubana Toilet cuck .jpeg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;As dark as the ace of spades.&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> <br /> Leanne Lucas and co-[[School|teacher]] Heidi Barlow, both white, were able to think clearly and sought to protect as many children as possible once the [[attack]] started.<br /> <br /> Leanne Lucas, who gave more and is in [[BPL|critical condition]] after the attack, sought to save as many children as possible by taking them out the [[fire]] door and hoped that she would trigger an alarm that would alert the [[Pigs|police]] to the carnage that was going on.<br /> <br /> Heidi Brown, obviosly not made of the stern materials that her [[superior]] is, only received minor injuries as she locked herself in a bathroom with a single child.<br /> <br /> Together, Lucas selflessly saved a total of 15 children through her harrowing act of putting herself in danger to rescue as many [[Children]] as possible. Brown, on the other hand, being [[coward]]ly and being made of weak material and a rubber [[Black Lives Splatter|spine]], sought more to save herself, looking for cover but knowing that if she didn't at least try to save someone her cowardice would be brought up. Choosing the [[bathroom]] as her hiding place, Brown grabbed a single child and quickly locked the door behind herself. For all that is said about English [[Courage Wolf|courage]], Heidi Brown is proof that [[stereotypes]] aren't always that accurate.<br /> <br /> == Taylor Swift ==<br /> <br /> [[File:24taylor-notebook3-superJumbo.jpg|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> Much like every piece of [[shit]] celebrity that worships [[Xenu]] and would suck the [[air]] out of your lungs just to watch you die for [[Lulz|shits and giggles]] if they had that kind of [[Power Rangers|power]], [[Bitch|Taylor Swift]] quickly called up her public relations [[South Park|guy]] and wanted to know how quickly she could make this English version Of The [[Knife Game|stabbing game]] all about her, or even have this event named after her and get people to refer to it as the '''Taylor Swift stabbing''' as a way to sell her brand.<br /> <br /> Running straight to [[Social networking sites|social media]], as fast as her [[Slave|assistant]] could, Taylor Swift demanded that she write a heart wrenching post that would show readers that she has a beating heart and not a [[Vagina|black hole]] in her chest and might even quell the rumors that she [[Cannibalism|eats human flesh]].<br /> <br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;The horror of yesterday's attack in Southport is washing over me continuously, and I'm just completely in shock. The loss of life and the innocence, and the horrendous trauma inflicted on everyone who was there, the families, and first responders. These were just little kids at a dance class. I am at a complete loss for how to ever convey my sympathies to these families.|{{twitter|taylorswift13|Taylor Swift}} responding to what will be known as the Taylor Swift stabbing&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Unaware of the [[Brain|mind]] fuckery she has over her fans, there was really no need for her to play to her fans that have named themselves [[Retard|Swifties]]. Because they follow her blindly due to the [[Hypnosis|self hypnosis]] they perform on themselves bi-monthly, fans took it upon themselves to begin a fundraising campaign in her name.<br /> <br /> Two members of the Taylor Swift UK &amp; EU Facebook group, Cristina Jones and Holly Goldring, working with Alder Hey Children’s Hospital, set up a [[Money|fundraiser]] that made over £275,000 in 2 days. The Swifties', goal is to, in Taylor Swift's name, help the families affected by this attack and fund the funeral expenses for the families of the three young girls that were senselessly murdered for no reason. <br /> <br /> *'''Alice Dasilva Aguiar''', 9 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]<br /> <br /> *'''Elsie Dot Stancombe''', 7 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]<br /> <br /> *'''Bebe King''', 6 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]] <br /> <br /> Three tiny, innocent, angelic little [[Girl IRL|girl]]s that [[Dead|died]] for no reason because a white-hating, inferior-brained, [[Nigger Kike Jew Jar|racist black man]] decided to kill them [[simp]]ly for the color of their skin.<br /> <br /> == The Slippery Slope ==<br /> <br /> === Loadout ===<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!--DONG NIGGER--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Knife<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> Knife used to shank those kiddies<br /> *'''Does 35~40 points of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 1''': Autism<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:AssburgerCooper.jpg|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''X2 moving speed &lt;br&gt; X2 shanking speed'''<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 2''': Rwandanigger<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> INYENZI<br /> *'''Undetectable in dark places &lt;br&gt; Detectability at night decreases to 5% &lt;br&gt; Detectability during the day increases to 99% &lt;br&gt; Police killing probability increases to 75% (only on American servers)'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === The Shanking ===<br /> [[File:Kitchen knife cutting board.jpg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;They can take my cutlery from my cold, dead hands.&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> Following the [[Thomas Hamilton|Dunblane school shooting]] in Scotland on March 13, 1996 that resulted in the deaths of 16 children and their teacher, the UK, having no balls, thinking about the children and wanting to give up all of their freedom the next time [[Germany]] attacks or the monarchy decides to get rid of what little bits of [[Demockery|democracy]] they have left, passed the Firearms (Amendment) (No. 2) Act 1997, which banned pistols in Great Britain.<br /> <br /> No longer having [[Gun|handguns]] and resorting to the cutlery section of [[Walmart]] to arm themselves for attacks, English [[Star Citizen|citizens]] now blame an increasing knife culture for the recent rise in knife crime, which has led to calls for the government to do more to clamp down on and protect them from bladed weapons. Because they don't see any future problems with having nothing to cut an overcooked English steak with during dinner, they are willing to give up their knives and look at a future where [[France|French]] chefs in [[London]] will have to use plastic cutlery to prepare meals.<br /> <br /> == Autism Diagnosis ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Autism awareness puzzle.jpg|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> Shortly after the chimp's name was revealed, the [[Jews|news]] revealed to the British public that this poor little child killer, that you should feel sorry for and [[Crybaby|emotionally]] bond with, is in fact a victim of the horrific mind virus known as [[autism]] and is possibly also [[gay]], with neighbors describing this tree-climbing ape as being [[fag|a quiet choir boy]] who was a part of a school drama group and took part in a show in the Shaftesbury Theatre. Some have even gone on record saying that he [[virgin|never left his house]]. A textbook case of autism, but [[you]] would know that, [[4chan|wouldn't]] [[Basement-dweller|you]]?<br /> <br /> While he sat, rocking back and forth and hitting the wall with the back of his head as he heard the charges laid against him with a smile on his face, [[autism]] support groups' hearts broke. If it wasn't for this crime, they said, no one would even know that he existed.<br /> <br /> This, of course, totally excuses him from killing [[loli|three little white girls]], because autism is a [[unwarranted self-importance|seriously misunderstood condition]] that causes people suffering from it to not understand social cues or the laws that have been put in place to define what is considered right and wrong in society. It is a well-known [[fact]] that anyone who suffers from this condition [[Chris-chan|should always get off the hook]] because they're completely innocent. This case is a perfect excuse for a [[DINDUNUFFIN|dindu]] defense.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> <br /> Axel was ultimately sentenced to life imprisonment with the possibility of parole after 52 years. Compare that to [[Mary Bell]] who only served 12 years for killing a 3 year old and 4 year old boy, cutting the penis off of one with a pair of school safety scissors. Being [[White]], [[Female]] and a [[Loli]] to boot really does come with its privileges.<br /> <br /> Axel was only able to save himself from a whole-life order (aka no parole) due to his [[Win|being underage]]. During his trial, it was also revealed that he had been hoarding up on weapons, including a machete, [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage|a bow and arrows]], and a sledgehammer, and had even originally planned to [[School Shooting|go postal at his old high school]] before [[Fail|his dad stopped him]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Axelsketch.png|Axel hiding his [[Ugly|face]] in court<br /> AxelRFaceHide.jpeg|Again<br /> File:Axelcrying.jpg|Axel, crying like a bitch<br /> File:RudakubanaSketch.jpg|now u see.<br /> AxelRStrangerThings.png|Stranger things cosplay<br /> AxelInRwanda.jpeg|Yeah, you had more ad spoilers in UK than all of the mass shooters.<br /> AxelBigHead.jpg|[[Yakub|Had a big head]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === Weapons ===<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:AxelKnife.jpeg|same type of knife as the one used in the stabbing<br /> AxelMachete.jpeg|'''UNUSED''' machete<br /> AxelRicin.jpg|'''UNUSED''' ricin<br /> AxelBag.jpg|same machete as before next to an '''UNUSED''' bow<br /> AxelArrows.jpg|'''UNUSED''' arrows<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|KKVI|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;rvWdTlK2nMo&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Children in Need ad'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;h5ye387OZYM&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''arrest footage'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3PY651OIoP0&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Dire Trip documentary'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{GradedScore|3|10 injured|5|What more can one expect from a knife attack?|10|Trolled one specific female singer like fellow [[Sand nigger|Britfag]] high scorer [[Salman Abedi]]|15|Far-righters started riots + threw boiling hot water on a prison guard|15|Trolled the [[sandniggers]] the one time that shit like this wasn't their fault|48|F-|[[Knife Control|BAN BLADED WEAPONS!!11!1!]]}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Uk Army Reserve.png|128px]]|customdesc=British Army Reserve}}<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Another Hack'N'Slash player who got 3 kills.<br /> * [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - Other British loli killer who did a better job with actual guns.<br /> * [[Adam Lanza]] - American loli killer who surpassed both Thomas and Axel.<br /> * [[Couch Cuck]]<br /> * [[England]]<br /> * [[Knife]]<br /> * [[Knife Control]]<br /> * [[Murder]]<br /> * [[Nigger]]<br /> * [[School]]<br /> * [[Yakub]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Southport_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article August 5 &amp; August 6, [[2024]]|[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Florida]]}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Axel_Muganwa_Rudakubana&diff=1954028 2026-05-10T18:38:45Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{aspie}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> [[File:ZooKillerHell.gif|center|750px]]<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:RudakubanaNigFrow.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Angry nigger took fent. Also he has no teeth.}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Axel Muganwa Rudakubana'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 7, 2006 ({{age|2006|8|7}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Rwanda|Inyenzi]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUK.png]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 10}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism|Autistic hyperfixation]], cracker removalism}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;It’s like something from America, not like sunny Southport.|Colin Parry&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Axel Muganwa Rudakubana''', a [[Fuck off retard|harmless]] [[immigrant]] from the [[Nigger pig|African]] country of [[Rwanda]], is just your average [[Nigger|black person]] that vehemently despised [[Taylor Swift]]'s music because she is a living representative of the [[white devils]] that enslaved millions of lazy blacks and doesn't [[Dead|bury]] her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary [[rap]]ping in the middle of a song because [[Woman|she]] is trying to get a friend a [[music]] contract.<br /> <br /> Coming from Banks, Lancashire, England, [[incel]] Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29, [[2024]] was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the &quot;English man&quot; by declaring [[war]] against [[Loli|little girls too young]] to fight against him and have their deaths serve as an example for all the racist crimes inflicted upon him and his black brothers.<br /> <br /> Having been born with the disability of living in [[England]] and it being a country that is well-known for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the [[Earth|world]], Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a [[Tranquility Bay|yoga and dance studio]] mostly populated by [[Kid Rock|children]] during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely [[Insane|sane]], like most of us, he wanted the [[satan]]ic [[Music|songs]] of Taylor Swift, where she [[Truth|pontificates]] on and on about all the [[boyfriend]]s she has dumped, halted immediately. Being black and unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the yoga/dance studio kept playing the [[Jerk|shallow]] lyrics and uninspired sounds of her background music, all he was able to do was make [[Chimpmania|chimp]] sounds, grab a [[knife]], and go on a stabbing spree.<br /> <br /> Being [[NIGGER MANUAL|black]] and incapable of thinking more than [[Rape Clock|5 seconds]] into the future or beyond the rewards of [[Masturbate|instant gratification]], Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife around like he was Deathstroke from a [[Batman]] comic. He killed 3 little girls and wounded 8 (plus 2 adults), surpassing the [[Couch Cuck]] by 1 kill.<br /> <br /> == [[Stephan Balliet|Cucked by a Door]] ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Murdered little white girls.jpg|center|400px]]<br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;Black guy murders 3 little white girls, not motivated by race at all.&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Axel Muganwa Rudakubana Toilet cuck .jpeg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;As dark as the ace of spades.&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> <br /> Leanne Lucas and co-[[School|teacher]] Heidi Barlow, both white, were able to think clearly and sought to protect as many children as possible once the [[attack]] started.<br /> <br /> Leanne Lucas, who gave more and is in [[BPL|critical condition]] after the attack, sought to save as many children as possible by taking them out the [[fire]] door and hoped that she would trigger an alarm that would alert the [[Pigs|police]] to the carnage that was going on.<br /> <br /> Heidi Brown, obviosly not made of the stern materials that her [[superior]] is, only received minor injuries as she locked herself in a bathroom with a single child.<br /> <br /> Together, Lucas selflessly saved a total of 15 children through her harrowing act of putting herself in danger to rescue as many [[Children]] as possible. Brown, on the other hand, being [[coward]]ly and being made of weak material and a rubber [[Black Lives Splatter|spine]], sought more to save herself, looking for cover but knowing that if she didn't at least try to save someone her cowardice would be brought up. Choosing the [[bathroom]] as her hiding place, Brown grabbed a single child and quickly locked the door behind herself. For all that is said about English [[Courage Wolf|courage]], Heidi Brown is proof that [[stereotypes]] aren't always that accurate.<br /> <br /> == Taylor Swift ==<br /> <br /> [[File:24taylor-notebook3-superJumbo.jpg|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> Much like every piece of [[shit]] celebrity that worships [[Xenu]] and would suck the [[air]] out of your lungs just to watch you die for [[Lulz|shits and giggles]] if they had that kind of [[Power Rangers|power]], [[Bitch|Taylor Swift]] quickly called up her public relations [[South Park|guy]] and wanted to know how quickly she could make this English version Of The [[Knife Game|stabbing game]] all about her, or even have this event named after her and get people to refer to it as the '''Taylor Swift stabbing''' as a way to sell her brand.<br /> <br /> Running straight to [[Social networking sites|social media]], as fast as her [[Slave|assistant]] could, Taylor Swift demanded that she write a heart wrenching post that would show readers that she has a beating heart and not a [[Vagina|black hole]] in her chest and might even quell the rumors that she [[Cannibalism|eats human flesh]].<br /> <br /> {{Quote|&lt;center&gt;The horror of yesterday's attack in Southport is washing over me continuously, and I'm just completely in shock. The loss of life and the innocence, and the horrendous trauma inflicted on everyone who was there, the families, and first responders. These were just little kids at a dance class. I am at a complete loss for how to ever convey my sympathies to these families.|{{twitter|taylorswift13|Taylor Swift}} responding to what will be known as the Taylor Swift stabbing&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Unaware of the [[Brain|mind]] fuckery she has over her fans, there was really no need for her to play to her fans that have named themselves [[Retard|Swifties]]. Because they follow her blindly due to the [[Hypnosis|self hypnosis]] they perform on themselves bi-monthly, fans took it upon themselves to begin a fundraising campaign in her name.<br /> <br /> Two members of the Taylor Swift UK &amp; EU Facebook group, Cristina Jones and Holly Goldring, working with Alder Hey Children’s Hospital, set up a [[Money|fundraiser]] that made over £275,000 in 2 days. The Swifties', goal is to, in Taylor Swift's name, help the families affected by this attack and fund the funeral expenses for the families of the three young girls that were senselessly murdered for no reason. <br /> <br /> *'''Alice Dasilva Aguiar''', 9 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]<br /> <br /> *'''Elsie Dot Stancombe''', 7 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]<br /> <br /> *'''Bebe King''', 6 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]] <br /> <br /> Three tiny, innocent, angelic little [[Girl IRL|girl]]s that [[Dead|died]] for no reason because a white-hating, inferior-brained, [[Nigger Kike Jew Jar|racist black man]] decided to kill them [[simp]]ly for the color of their skin.<br /> <br /> == The Slippery Slope ==<br /> <br /> === Loadout ===<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!--DONG NIGGER--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Knife<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> Knife used to shank those kiddies<br /> *'''Does 35~40 points of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 1''': Autism<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:AssburgerCooper.jpg|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''X2 moving speed &lt;br&gt; X2 shanking speed'''<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 2''': Rwandanigger<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> INYENZI<br /> *'''Undetectable in dark places &lt;br&gt; Detectability at night decreases to 5% &lt;br&gt; Detectability during the day increases to 99% &lt;br&gt; Police killing probability increases to 75% (only on American servers)'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === The Shanking ===<br /> [[File:Kitchen knife cutting board.jpg|thumb|right|250px|&lt;center&gt;They can take my cutlery from my cold, dead hands.&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> Following the [[Thomas Hamilton|Dunblane school shooting]] in Scotland on March 13, 1996 that resulted in the deaths of 16 children and their teacher, the UK, having no balls, thinking about the children and wanting to give up all of their freedom the next time [[Germany]] attacks or the monarchy decides to get rid of what little bits of [[Demockery|democracy]] they have left, passed the Firearms (Amendment) (No. 2) Act 1997, which banned pistols in Great Britain.<br /> <br /> No longer having [[Gun|handguns]] and resorting to the cutlery section of [[Walmart]] to arm themselves for attacks, English [[Star Citizen|citizens]] now blame an increasing knife culture for the recent rise in knife crime, which has led to calls for the government to do more to clamp down on and protect them from bladed weapons. Because they don't see any future problems with having nothing to cut an overcooked English steak with during dinner, they are willing to give up their knives and look at a future where [[France|French]] chefs in [[London]] will have to use plastic cutlery to prepare meals.<br /> <br /> == Autism Diagnosis ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Autism awareness puzzle.jpg|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> Shortly after the chimp's name was revealed, the [[Jews|news]] revealed to the British public that this poor little child killer, that you should feel sorry for and [[Crybaby|emotionally]] bond with, is in fact a victim of the horrific mind virus known as [[autism]] and is possibly also [[gay]], with neighbors describing this tree-climbing ape as being [[fag|a quiet choir boy]] who was a part of a school drama group and took part in a show in the Shaftesbury Theatre. Some have even gone on record saying that he [[virgin|never left his house]]. A textbook case of autism, but [[you]] would know that, [[4chan|wouldn't]] [[Basement-dweller|you]]?<br /> <br /> While he sat, rocking back and forth and hitting the wall with the back of his head as he heard the charges laid against him with a smile on his face, [[autism]] support groups' hearts broke. If it wasn't for this crime, they said, no one would even know that he existed.<br /> <br /> This, of course, totally excuses him from killing [[loli|three little white girls]], because autism is a [[unwarranted self-importance|seriously misunderstood condition]] that causes people suffering from it to not understand social cues or the laws that have been put in place to define what is considered right and wrong in society. It is a well-known [[fact]] that anyone who suffers from this condition [[Chris-chan|should always get off the hook]] because they're completely innocent. This case is a perfect excuse for a [[DINDUNUFFIN|dindu]] defense.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> <br /> Axel was ultimately sentenced to life imprisonment with the possibility of parole after 52 years. Compare that to [[Mary Bell]] who only served 12 years for killing a 3 year old and 4 year old boy, cutting the penis off of one with a pair of school safety scissors. Being [[White]], [[Female]] and a [[Loli]] to boot really does come with its privileges.<br /> <br /> Axel was only able to save himself from a whole-life order (aka no parole) due to his [[Win|being underage]]. During his trial, it was also revealed that he had been hoarding up on weapons, including a machete, [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage|a bow and arrows]], and a sledgehammer, and had even originally planned to [[School Shooting|go postal at his old high school]] before [[Fail|his dad stopped him]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Axelsketch.png|Axel hiding his [[Ugly|face]] in court<br /> AxelRFaceHide.jpeg|Again<br /> File:Axelcrying.jpg|Axel, crying like a bitch<br /> File:RudakubanaSketch.jpg|now u see.<br /> AxelRStrangerThings.png|Stranger things cosplay<br /> AxelInRwanda.jpeg|Yeah, you had more ad spoilers in UK than all of the mass shooters.<br /> AxelBigHead.jpg|[[Yakub|Had a big head]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === Weapons ===<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:AxelKnife.jpeg|same type of knife as the one used in the stabbing<br /> AxelMachete.jpeg|'''UNUSED''' machete<br /> AxelRicin.jpg|'''UNUSED''' ricin<br /> AxelBag.jpg|same machete as before next to an '''UNUSED''' bow<br /> AxelArrows.jpg|'''UNUSED''' arrows<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|KKVI|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;rvWdTlK2nMo&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Children in Need ad'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;h5ye387OZYM&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''arrest footage'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3PY651OIoP0&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Dire Trip documentary'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{GradedScore|3|10 injured|5|What more can one expect from a knife attack?|10|Trolled one specific female singer like fellow [[Sand nigger|Britfag]] high scorer [[Salman Abedi]]|15|Far-righters started riots + threw boiling hot water on a prison guard|15|Trolled the [[sandniggers]] the one time that shit like this wasn't their fault|48|F-|[[Knife Control|BAN BLADED WEAPONS!!11!1!]]}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Uk Army Reserve.png|128px]]|customdesc=British Army Reserve}}<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Another Hack'N'Slash player who got 3 kills.<br /> * [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - Other British loli killer who did a better job with actual guns.<br /> * [[Adam Lanza]] - American loli killer who surpassed both Thomas and Axel.<br /> * [[Couch Cuck]]<br /> * [[England]]<br /> * [[Knife]]<br /> * [[Knife Control]]<br /> * [[Murder]]<br /> * [[Nigger]]<br /> * [[School]]<br /> * [[Yakub]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Southport_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article August 5 &amp; August 6, [[2024]]|[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Florida]]}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=2026_Oldfag_Hammering&diff=1954026 2026-05-10T18:27:59Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: Changed redirect target from Patrik Gjrgrev to Tarrantulas#Patrik Gjrgay</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Patrik Gjrgay]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Serbia_Stabbing_2026&diff=1954025 2026-05-10T18:27:36Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: Changed redirect target from Patrik Gjrgrev to Tarrantulas#Patrik Gjrgay</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Patrik Gjrgay]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tarrantulas&diff=1954024 2026-05-10T18:27:13Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].''<br /> <br /> {{天<br /> |1=&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:left;padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000FF&quot;&gt;CRIKEY! 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You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:TarrantInspiration.jpeg|400px|center]]<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Tarrantkids.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Tarrant kids'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick)&lt;br&gt; No (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon)&lt;br&gt;Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe)&lt;br&gt;Fire Emblem (John, Sam)&lt;br&gt;Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Australian Anon, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Patrik, Rangga)&lt;br&gt;FPS (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond)&lt;br&gt;No (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who &lt;s&gt;were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]&lt;/s&gt; became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. As a matter of fact, most of them are [[honorary Aryans]] nowadays, because it's not 2019 anymore and nobody cares about Christchurch anymore besides autistic brown kids. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].<br /> <br /> === The First Disciple ===<br /> {{main|Vincent Fuller}}<br /> <br /> [[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]<br /> <br /> Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v&amp; for 18 years.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Double Trouble ===<br /> {{main|John Earnest}}<br /> <br /> [[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The &lt;s&gt;first&lt;/s&gt; second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]<br /> <br /> On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&amp;]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === The First Fail Tarrant ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]<br /> <br /> In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === A New Challenger Appears ===<br /> {{main|Patrick Crusius}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]<br /> <br /> On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===<br /> {{main|Philip Manshaus}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|&gt;mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]<br /> <br /> Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> ===The Deadly Door===<br /> {{main|Stephan Balliet}}<br /> <br /> [[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]<br /> <br /> After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&amp;, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The iFunny Rage Comic ===<br /> {{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]<br /> <br /> In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Anonymous===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]<br /> <br /> A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v&amp; on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Keep On Truckin'===<br /> {{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]<br /> <br /> Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === With Spics, Do Not Mix ===<br /> {{main|Hugo Jackson}}<br /> <br /> [[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]<br /> <br /> On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v&amp; after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === With Jews, You Lose ===<br /> {{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]<br /> On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Martha Speaks, I Listen ===<br /> {{main|Payton Gendron}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]<br /> <br /> The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Retarded Tarrantula ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]<br /> <br /> On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===<br /> {{main|Isaac Chagas}}<br /> <br /> [[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]<br /> <br /> On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===<br /> {{main|Juraj Krajčík}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]<br /> <br /> On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Viva Brasil ===<br /> {{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]<br /> <br /> On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]<br /> <br /> In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===<br /> {{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]<br /> <br /> February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===<br /> {{main|Stefan M.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]<br /> <br /> July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Snarky Snappy ===<br /> {{main|Ryan Palmeter}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|&gt;total nigger d-ACK!}}]]<br /> <br /> Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === I Surrender ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]<br /> <br /> Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&amp;]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot. <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge'''&lt;br&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;xJSGdyXEkMQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]]&lt;br&gt;(Click link to read)&lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Australian Anon ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Australian Anon.png|100px|thumb|left|The [[Australia|Australian]] copy of [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]]]<br /> <br /> On July 2, 2024, in [[Australia]], a [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old boy]] went to Sydney University and stabbed a person of [[Asian]] descent before fleeing. He was eventually apprehended and stripped of his cringeworthy military clothing. His motives were that he was inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].<br /> <br /> **[https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/chilling-alleged-past-of-student-stabber/news-story/2f9ff91eed13ddff136ef86218fa3539 NEWS Coverage]<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===<br /> {{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what &quot;Turkofagos&quot; means.]]<br /> <br /> On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Portuguese Anon ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds, nigger.]]<br /> <br /> A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the 'arty before he was going to do the attack, he got doxed by [[Muslims]] and got v&amp;. His father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.<br /> **{{sw|The_Portuguese|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===<br /> {{main|Mr. HJ}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]<br /> <br /> On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === It was before Natalie Rupnow ===<br /> {{main|Kankaanpää}}<br /> [[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]<br /> A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Mexican Nazi Fail ===<br /> {{main|Brandon Alonso}}<br /> <br /> [[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]<br /> <br /> On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === China and Singapore are friends ===<br /> {{main|Nick Lee}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> === She-Tarrant ===<br /> {{main|Natalie Rupnow}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]<br /> <br /> On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Around Blacks, Never Relax ===<br /> {{main|Solomon Henderson}}<br /> <br /> [[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]<br /> <br /> The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === First Asian Tarrantula ===<br /> {{main|Raden Ardianto}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]<br /> <br /> Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === The Worse Stephan Balliet ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]<br /> <br /> A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.<br /> *{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===<br /> {{main|Mai}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]<br /> <br /> Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Unc ===<br /> {{main|Owen Lawrence}}<br /> <br /> [[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]<br /> <br /> On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable &quot;Natural Selection&quot; t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===<br /> <br /> {{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]<br /> <br /> You know why we call them &quot;Tarrant kids&quot;? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words &quot;For Brenton Tarrant&quot; written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Troonton Trannyrant ===<br /> {{main|Robin Westman}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]<br /> <br /> On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===<br /> {{main|Desmond Holly}}<br /> <br /> [[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]<br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote &quot;Al Noor&quot; on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Honorary Aryan ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]<br /> <br /> On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]<br /> <br /> On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said &quot;DEATH&quot; in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&amp;]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called &quot;The Seige&quot; (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Argentina WTF IS THE ===<br /> {{main|Erick Nescio}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]<br /> <br /> On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Chickens for KFC ===<br /> {{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}<br /> <br /> [[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]<br /> <br /> On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including &quot;For Agartha&quot;.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Indonesian Anon ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&amp;.]]<br /> <br /> On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&amp;]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok. <br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===<br /> {{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered &quot;white&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === THE FOTY 2026 ===<br /> {{main|Danis Razov}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]<br /> <br /> On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]<br /> <br /> On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Owen Cuckien ===<br /> {{main|Owen Ruvien}}<br /> <br /> [[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]<br /> <br /> On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}} <br /> <br /> === [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===<br /> {{main|Gino Corradini}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]<br /> <br /> On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Romanian Anon ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]<br /> <br /> On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name &quot;Ripelliotrodger&quot; on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure. <br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Patrik Gjrgay ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]<br /> <br /> On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|&quot;OPEN THE DOOR!&quot;]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v&amp; after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Indonesian Failure===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:FugginNiggerBitch.jpg|thumb|left|100px|When will these Indonesian LARPs stop flowing in?]]<br /> <br /> On April 6, 2026, some Indonesian faggot named '''Rangga'''{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} planned to attack his school with a (probably) AI-generated manchildifesto. He had gotten a .22 LR handgun, a crossbow, Molotov cocktails, axes, and knives. However, this Satanist bitch told everybody about his plans on an &quot;encrypted&quot; app, WhatsApp, causing him to get [[Doxed|his face and his number leaked]], and also causing him to get sent to the [[Party Van]]. He claims his motive was &quot;retaliation for bullying&quot;, but if you look through his Satanist background and his [[764]] connections, it's very easy to see through that shitty lie.<br /> *[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YogNAUFvQDJQwYCBPxyvmw7vJ71Vbbeu Document full of info about him]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Alfie Gayeman ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]<br /> <br /> On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]<br /> <br /> On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v&amp; for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == High Scores ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&quot;wikitable sortable&quot; <br /> ! RANK <br /> ! <br /> ! PLAYER <br /> ! CONFIRMED KILLS <br /> ! INJURED <br /> ! AN HERO <br /> ! YEAR <br /> ! STYLE <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#65ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Patrick Crusius]] <br /> | 23 <br /> | 22 <br /> | N <br /> | 2019 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#65ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Payton Gendron]] <br /> | 10 <br /> | 3 <br /> | N <br /> | 2022 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#65ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]] <br /> | [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] <br /> | 4 <br /> | 11 <br /> | N <br /> | 2022 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#65ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]] <br /> | [[Nathaniel Veltman]] <br /> | 4 <br /> | 1 <br /> | N <br /> | 2021 <br /> | Carmageddon<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Ryan Palmeter]] <br /> | 3 <br /> | 0 <br /> | Y <br /> | 2023 <br /> | FPS <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Robin Westman]]<br /> | 2<br /> | 21<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Natalie Rupnow]] <br /> | 2<br /> | 6 <br /> | Y <br /> | 2024 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] <br /> | [[Stephan Balliet]] <br /> | 2 <br /> | 2 <br /> | N <br /> | 2019 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]] <br /> | [[Juraj Krajčík]] <br /> | 2 <br /> | 1 <br /> | Y <br /> | 2022 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] <br /> | [[Gino Corradini]] <br /> | 1 <br /> | 8 <br /> | N <br /> | 2026 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[John Earnest]] <br /> | 1 <br /> | 3 <br /> | N <br /> | 2019 <br /> | FPS, Fire Emblem<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00<br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] <br /> | [[Timofey Kulyamov]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 3<br /> | N <br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Solomon Henderson]]<br /> | 1<br /> | 1<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00<br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]] <br /> | [[Philip Manshaus]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 1 <br /> | N <br /> | 2019<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00<br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]] <br /> | [[Isaac Chagas]] <br /> | 1<br /> | [[Win|0]] <br /> | N <br /> | 2022<br /> | FPS, Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[WTF|96]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]<br /> | [[Arda Küçükyetim]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 5<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Desmond Holly]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br /> | [[Owen Lawrence]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br /> | [[Brandon Alonso]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]<br /> | [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | N<br /> | 2022<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | [[Raden Ardianto]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br /> | [[Vincent Fuller]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2019<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]<br /> | [[Hugo Jackson]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2021<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]<br /> | [[Stefan M.]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2023<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br /> | Unknown<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]<br /> | Kutch<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]<br /> | [[Danis Razov]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | FPS, Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]<br /> | Patrik Gjrgrev<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | Rizky<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2020<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] <br /> | Daniel John Harris<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2022<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]<br /> | Unknown<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2020<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]<br /> | [[Mr. HJ]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]<br /> | Unknown<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] <br /> | Joe Metcalfe<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2023<br /> | Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]] <br /> | [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2023<br /> | Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br /> | Jordan Patten<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]<br /> | [[Nick Lee]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]<br /> | [[Kankaanpää]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2024<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] <br /> | Unknown<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]<br /> | [[Rafa Marvel]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]<br /> | Unknown<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS, Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] <br /> | [[Mai]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS, Co-Op<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] <br /> | Sam Imrie<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2019<br /> | Fire Emblem<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | T.H.<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] <br /> | [[Erick Nescio]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | Unknown<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | Rangga<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | FPS, Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br /> | Alfie Coleman<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | Angelina Han Hicks<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | FPS<br /> &lt;/table&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Symptoms ==<br /> These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.<br /> <br /> * Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs<br /> * Being a [[furry]] <br /> * Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason<br /> * Being [[John Earnest]]<br /> * Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]<br /> * Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop<br /> * Being [[terminally online]]<br /> <br /> == Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==<br /> Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.<br /> File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).<br /> File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4<br /> File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.<br /> File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!<br /> File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.<br /> File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}<br /> File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself &lt;s&gt;stabbing a random white girl&lt;/s&gt; oh, nevermind it was acted.<br /> File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!<br /> File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.<br /> File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==<br /> * Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).<br /> * If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].<br /> * Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...<br /> * Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.<br /> * Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].<br /> * Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.<br /> * Tell them they will be in the [[Loserinfo]] section instead of getting their own page.<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.<br /> * [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.<br /> * '''Other murderous losers'''<br /> ** [[Brazilian school attacks]]<br /> ** [[Chobots]]<br /> ** [[Columbine Copycats]]<br /> ** [[Copycat killers]]<br /> ** [[Fandom killers]]<br /> ** [[Kill count by website]]<br /> ** [[Loserinfo]]<br /> ** [[Misogynist terrorism]]<br /> ** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]<br /> ** [[Pekka Copycats]]<br /> ** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> {{Terrorists}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article March 15 &amp; 16, [[2025]]|[[The Powerpuff Girls]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Catholic]]}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Carly_Gregg&diff=1954007 2026-05-10T14:01:21Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Spoilers|She's gonna get life in prison!!}}<br /> {{aspie}}<br /> {{Ib|[[File:Screenshot 2026-01-31 13.35.34.png|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Carly Gregg'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''| April 23, 2009 ({{age|2009|4|23}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Obviously no}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single-Player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Mom took her iPhone&lt;br&gt;Drug use}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''Carly Gregg''' is some edgy {{age|2009|4|23}}-year-old [[You|failure at life]] who shot her mom 4 times while she was 14 [[for the lulz]].<br /> <br /> == Background ==<br /> At the time of the murder Carly was some dumbass 14-year-old girl who lived with her mother, Ashley Smylie, and her step-father, Heath Smylie. Like all [[Generation Z|Gen Z]] kids, she was addicted to [[Vaping|vapes]] which her mother found out the days of her murder. In addition to that, Carly has been on medication previously brought a [[WTF|Swiss army knife]] to her school and she was already in conflict with her mother when the latter confiscate her cell phone. Will all the combinations, how could it badly end if we add a [[guns]] in the house. <br /> <br /> == Gameplay ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:Security Footage of the Day Carly Gregg Murdered Her Mother - Annie Elise (720p, h264).mp4|750px]]<br /> }}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> On March 19, 2024, after Ashley find her daughter's drugs, Carly will take her handgun and pawns her own mother. CCTV cameras show her [[schizo|singing and talking alone just after the murder]]. She will then contact a friend and ask her if she want to the [[edgy|dead body]] before trying to kill her stepfather when the latter will come home. He will [[fail|survive]] and Carly was arrested shortly after. <br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> {{GradedScore|1| |10|Manage to kill only one of her two targets.|4|Killed her mother and tried to do the same to her step-father. Nothing interressing her.|9|Her case did attract the attention of True Crimes fans but except them, [[Nobody cares|nobody cared]]|0|No bonus for you|24|F+|At least [[Natalie Rupnow|Natalie]] didn't directly kill her own mom}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|1}}<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> Initially, the prosecution wanted to offer her a 40-year prison sentence, but believing she could use her pussypass futher, Carly pleaded not guilty by reasons of insanity in order to attempt to have a more lighter sentence. This will backfire on her, given that the jury will find her guilty and sentence her to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. Realizing she would pass the rest of her life getting [[raped]] by [[dykes]] behind bars, she's started to bawl out at the announce of the verdict.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;4&quot;&gt;<br /> File:CarlyGregg.png|thumb|[[Fugly|This nigga ugly!!!]]<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-01 14.47.49.png|Carly and her mom.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-01 14.49.08.png|When you realize your actions has consequences.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-01 14.50.19.png|Carly in happier times.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-01-30 18.24.41.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Another edgy [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] who killed people in 2024. <br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Murder_of_Ashley_Smylie|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/372003/carly-gregg-psycho-teen-killer|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Reddit|CarlyGregg|A subreddit dedicated to her}}<br /> <br /> {{Dyingalone}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Carly_Gregg&diff=1954006 2026-05-10T14:00:10Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Spoilers|She's gonna get life in prison!!}}<br /> {{aspie}}<br /> {{Ib|[[File:Screenshot 2026-01-31 13.35.34.png|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Carly Gregg'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''| April 23, 2009 ({{age|2009|4|23}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Obviously no}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single-Player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Mom took her iPhone&lt;br&gt;Drug use}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''Carly Gregg''' is some edgy {{age|2009|4|23}}-year-old [[You|failure at life]] who shot her mom 4 times while she was 14 [[for the lulz]].<br /> <br /> == Background ==<br /> At the time of the murder Carly was some dumbass 14-year-old girl who lived with her mother, Ashley Smylie, and her step-father, Heath Smylie. Like all [[Generation Z|Gen Z]] kids, she was addicted to [[Vaping|vapes]] which her mother found out the days of her murder. In addition to that, Carly has been on medication previously brought a [[WTF|Swiss army knife]] to her school and she was already in conflict with her mother when the latter confiscate her cell phone. Will all the combinations, how could it badly end if we add a [[guns]] in the house. <br /> <br /> == Gameplay ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:Security Footage of the Day Carly Gregg Murdered Her Mother - Annie Elise (720p, h264).mp4|750px]]<br /> }}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> On March 19, 2024, after Ashley find her daughter's drugs, Carly will take her handgun and pawns her own mother. CCTV cameras show her [[schizo|singing and talking alone just after the murder]]. She will then contact a friend and ask her if she want to the [[edgy|dead body]] before trying to kill her stepfather when the latter will come home. He will [[fail|survive]] and Carly was arrested shortly after. <br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> {{GradedScore|1| |10|Manage to kill only one of her two targets.|4|Killed her mother and tried to do the same to her step-father. Nothing interressing her.|9|Her case did attract the attention of True Crimes fans but except them, [[Nobody cares|nobody cared]]|0|No bonus for you|24|F+|At least [[Natalie Rupnow|Natalie]] didn't directly kill her own mom}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|1}}<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> Initially, the prosecution wanted to offer her a 40-year prison sentence, but believing she could use her pussypass futher, Carly pleaded not guilty by reasons of insanity in order to attempt to have a more lighter sentence. This will backfire on her, given that the jury will find her guilty and sentence her to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. Realizing she would pass the rest of her life getting [[raped]] by [[dykes]] behind bars, she's started to bawl out at the announce of the verdict.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;4&quot;&gt;<br /> File:CarlyGregg.png|thumb|[[Fugly|This nigga ugly!!!]]<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-01 14.47.49.png|Carly and her mom.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-01 14.49.08.png|When you realize your actions has consequences.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-01 14.50.19.png|Carly in happier times.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-01-30 18.24.41.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Another edgy [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] who killed people in 2024. <br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Murder_of_Ashley_Smylie|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/372003/carly-gregg-psycho-teen-killer|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Reddit|r/CarlyGregg|A subreddit dedicated to her}}<br /> <br /> {{Dyingalone}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Couscous&diff=1954005 2026-05-10T13:29:16Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Welcome|[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:35, 7 April 2026 (UTC)}}<br /> <br /> ==Sorry daddy==<br /> <br /> Sorry for vandalising your talk page sorry I'm Indian doing shit<br /> [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:35, 7 April 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> awwwww --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 15:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Hahaha so funny I just accepted shit for my faggotry [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:39, 7 April 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == NIGGER FAGGOT ALERT ==<br /> <br /> Hey fake Soviet, you wanted me dead, nigga?! I will kill and put you into meat grinder by eating all of your body parts. Do me a favor and gtfo my face, you fart ass poopyhead who rips off your nose with a knife<br /> <br /> how come u didnt signature ts --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 15:43, 21 April 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Anyone on ED wish to treat me to a meal IRL?==<br /> <br /> Ok so basiclalyy my mommy dragon is growing ornery and she is outta shekels so it is inevitable that the shitty aparment we have lived in for the last 200 years will be foreclosed.<br /> <br /> So, is anyone here willing to adopt me?<br /> <br /> Also the meal (date?) does not have to be anything fancy. It could even be goyslop or smth.<br /> <br /> And then take me home and let me enslave you for the next 200 years.<br /> <br /> -[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, the emperor of ED]], april 24, 2026<br /> <br /> why is it just faggots commenting on my page --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 17:51, 24 April 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> I am not a sodomite. That being said: I think that homophobia is kinda smexy....<br /> <br /> -[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim The Super-Straight Flying Dragon]], April 24, 2026.<br /> <br /> == article request: d4vd ==<br /> <br /> i don't think an explanation is needed as to why i want someone to make an article on this guy. [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 22:35, 1 May 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[d4vd|here you go]] --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 04:03, 2 May 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==I thought the image that appears with your username on your talk page messages was a dude at first==<br /> <br /> I thought the old, emaciated, grey-purple haired creature with the pikachus was a middle age gook male.<br /> <br /> Or a gook grandma.<br /> <br /> Now I realize it is [[Zoe Tiberius Quinn]].<br /> <br /> Ugly fugly!!!!<br /> <br /> [[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 13:12, 10 May 2026 (UTC)<br /> :You're telling me Alec Holowka's murderer has the same middle name as Captain Kirk? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 13:29, 10 May 2026 (UTC)</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:CrackRabbit&diff=1953986 2026-05-10T01:32:36Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;[[User talk:CrackRabbit/archive|'''Talk Page Archive''']]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{User:Oblique/TimeOnED|year=2012|month=08|day=08}}<br /> <br /> {{corner|&lt;video type=&quot;youtube&quot; id=&quot;AdKNlGfkyhc&amp;autoplay=1&amp;loop=2&quot; height=&quot;3&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; position=&quot;bottom|left&quot; frame=&quot;false&quot; /&gt;}}<br /> &lt;!--{{#shtml:User:CrackRabbit/Adult Cat Finder script}}--&gt;<br /> {{corner|[[image:Not my fault I'm not popular - kek.jpg|148px]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[File:Anotheraetan.png|148px|AE]] &lt;/div&gt;<br /> {{tocright}}<br /> &lt;big&gt;Leave messages below; newest/new ones go at the bottom, or just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=User_talk:CrackRabbit&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new click here] to start a new one. i will reply on your talk page.&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> == LEGIT Q ==<br /> <br /> Do you have the pic that's like &quot;What's all this racket...&quot; [blah blah blah] &quot;...it's VAPORWAVE dad...&quot; [blah blah blah] &quot;This is just slowed down Diana Ross faggot&quot; [[User:Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#960000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#590000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 18:39, 25 June 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == [[Vaporwave]] ==<br /> <br /> I [[Talk:Vaporwave|thought]] we were gonna use this for the [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]]? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama in this article, and last time I checked that's the criteria for a front page Article of the Now on ED.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face=&quot;Balloon&quot;&gt;[[User:Sickpuppy|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;Sickpuppy&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;sup&gt;[[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]]&lt;/sup&gt; 07:21, 24 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> :The [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]] don't get any meaningful traffic and looking at the pageviews there is apparently interest in [[Vaporwave]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 02:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> :i never at anytime suggested to use it on a portal. &lt;br&gt;<br /> :{{greentext|&gt; I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> :1) its not my fault you dont get ironic satire. u prob think lil b and the onion are serious/true. 2)this site covers memes and internet phenommna too and vaporwave could be classified as both, seeing as it is an internet subculture on its own, and a genre. figgot. &lt;nowiki&gt;&gt;:^(&lt;/nowiki&gt;--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 01:13, 26 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::The only portal (befittingly) at the bottom of that article is Music, and that's exactly where it got featured. If you can get the boss's permission to allow ED's image to be sacrificed in favor of promoting your favorite obscure music genre, lmk and we'll feature it as AOTN. Otherwise I'm gonna continue doing my job of overseeing the main page.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face=&quot;Balloon&quot;&gt;[[User:Sickpuppy|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;Sickpuppy&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;sup&gt;[[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]]&lt;/sup&gt; 01:39, 26 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> {{quote|1=We don't restore incorrectly set AOTNs by &quot;user request&quot; because said user is in yer circle jerk, dude. People are interested in an *ED article* about Vaporwave, not one that jerks its peen. Don't try to make it sound like yer actions were anything but you helping out yer online friend, and don't let these &quot;friendships&quot; cause ya to forget what ED is about. I won't waste my time getting into an edit war over it, so finish the fuckin' job and add a timeline to the end of [[Vaporwave]] and complete the one for [[Clarence]].&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like ya said back when we used to IRC, you and I are nothing alike.|2=[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASchnookums&amp;action=historysubmit&amp;diff=659105&amp;oldid=657779 Sickpuppy]}}<br /> <br /> He must be trolling us because there is no way he could be taking an AOTN so seriously. Also didn't you ask Meepsheep to restore that page but he was away? I saw your request hours later and took care of it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 04:22, 26 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :Yes of course you can set it as AOTN, don't take shit from anyone. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 17:20, 26 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::{{like|[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]}} 01:17, 27 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == featured article ==<br /> <br /> lol rip{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 18:06, 24 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == RE:user request ==<br /> <br /> I've restored [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 4, 2014|Article of the Now/August 4]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 02:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == k ==<br /> <br /> Still put them on talk page,right?--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 00:21, 29 September 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == re:yo ==<br /> <br /> You can message me in IRC. I'm just leveling a druid for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion but I am not going anywhere. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 12:12, 29 September 2014 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ==Query==<br /> Do you disagree with any criticism of Phil or are you just doing some kind of ad hominem revert. I want to know if you plan to do this based on content or if you plan to revert all my edits. [[File:TI.jpg|15px|link=User talk:T]] 01:52, 26 November 2014 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Site Notice ==<br /> <br /> I'll put it up, tell me verbatim how you want it to go--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:03, 3 December 2014 (EST)<br /> <br /> == yes hello ==<br /> <br /> what exactly is your problem now? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 16:04, 13 December 2014 (EST)<br /> <br /> == please elaborate ==<br /> <br /> Get back to me and elaborate more on that. All i got was that someone has a pic (?) On you. I can't have people threatening or blackmailing my staff and even if u don't coke back it would help out future staff, not to mention me and ed in general. Get back to me please and give me a please with the whole story so i can fix whatever the problem is so it doesn't happen again. You were a valued member of this website and if someone is pulling some shit like i think they are pulling i want to know. Please hit me back and let me know. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:33, 14 December 2014 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Thanks for those corrections in [[Pigchan]] ==<br /> <br /> My grammar sucks donkey balls :( --[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]] 27th January 2015<br /> <br /> <br /> == How do I apply for an EDitor? ==<br /> <br /> I noticed you left that comment on my page, and I was just wondering. --[[User:MAjOrA|MAjOrA]] Febuary 14, 11:32 AM<br /> <br /> == Afrofag ==<br /> <br /> Did you happen to see what [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/February_20,_2015|your hero]] recently did?<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;9ocg4GgVoUQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &amp;nbsp;&lt;font face=&quot;Matura MT Script Capitals&quot;&gt;[[User:Vermin|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;Vermin&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 11:12, 19 February 2015 (EST)<br /> yeah, he thought she was a heckler, and didnt realize she was a female. not the first time he's attacked a fan who climbed on stage. he threw some guy off stage in december, but it didn't make news bc the person he threw off was MALE. he's seeking rehab for his anxiety, tho imo its pobably the weed paranoia. besides its a well known fact that you dont climb on stage at a concert. ironically, i logged in to post his apology as a VOTN lol.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 11:10, 20 February 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> :Lol, nice. Someone at work had told me this had happened before I read about it on EDF. When I heard Afroman, I immediately thought of you and your VOTNs.&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face=&quot;Matura MT Script Capitals&quot;&gt;[[User:Vermin|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;Vermin&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 13:33, 20 February 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> == liar ==<br /> <br /> I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> == liar ==<br /> <br /> I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Patlalrique‎ ==<br /> <br /> would you QOTN that? thx [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 18:54, 3 April 2015 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Miyazaki Article ==<br /> <br /> Regarding the article, naturally any about cartoons or anime will have a gallery of rule 34. I uploaded the &quot;safe&quot; ones, but seeing as most of Ghibli's films' protagonists are 14 and under, I was just wondering if uploading 34 of them would be inadvisable. --[[User:Cloudsoda|Cloudsoda]] 02:19, 4 April 2015 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == dildomail ==<br /> <br /> hi: drop me a line and i will send you a temp password which will then need to be changed at the webmail interface at mail.dildomail.com, or have Meepsheep drop me a line if you can't. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:06, 17 July 2015 (EDT)<br /> *or, pm me on IRC after i'm done smokin a cig. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:40, 19 July 2015 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Sysop ==<br /> <br /> Congrats nigga. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 13:43, 23 November 2015 (EST)<br /> :He's had admin before, but he took some time off. {{user:NKO/sig}} 13:57, 23 November 2015 (EST)<br /> ::Congrats, dude! You deserve it (apparently again:)! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:33, 27 November 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> == VOTN ==<br /> <br /> Remember to add videos to the [[VOTN]] page when you add one to a date kthx. I'm assuming you just forgot, cuz you should know that by now. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:48, 28 November 2015 (EST)<br /> ::sorry, i just forgot.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 19:19, 29 November 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Bans ==<br /> <br /> {{quote|(show/hide) 18:46, November 27, 2015 CrackRabbit ræped Lolyunohavgudsoftware with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (STOP FUCKING ADDING CATEGORIES FOR EVERY PIC, STOP MAKING NEW USELESS CATEGORIES) }}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Talk to someone if you have a problem with what they are doing, don't just ban our most active users for stupid shit. This is why you keep losing ur ops. And also consult with me, hal, ilovejesus69 or schnookums before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 02:32, 29 November 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> {{quote|before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group}}<br /> <br /> : if someone is a regular user and they contribute on a regular basis or have been around for a while, please consult with us anyways. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 05:52, 29 November 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> *Did I offend you? You have only been editing one day a month since I said this to you. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 10:53, 25 January 2017 (EST)<br /> :no? idk why you would think that... havent had as much time to edit as i used to, and my computer wasnt working. got a new macbook so now ill be editing moar.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 11:08, 25 January 2017 (EST)<br /> ::Ah ok, just making sure. I drove a few people off a couple/few months ago after I quit drinking and broke up with adezero. My brain is confusing people apparently lol. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 11:21, 25 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==Why Are You Taking Out The Placeholders==<br /> I'm working on that right now, digging through hundreds of articles is slow though, it's taking me a couple hours to find each one. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:05, 8 March 2016 (EST)<br /> ::no need for placeholders on a mainspace article really... if it causes u 2 sperg out so bad, use the &lt;nowiki&gt;&lt;!-- ovenworthy --&gt;&lt;/nowiki&gt; markup shit so that ppl reading the article dont have to see a bunch of unrelated non-content.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 22:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> Mainspace article? LOL WUT, 18 hours ago it was a random stub with one paragraph about some random animoo shit. I'm literally working on this right now, I am actually in the direct process of editing the stub and turning it into an actual article. It's like you're reversing someone's edits as they're in the process of editing an article. LOL Why don't you do something constructive and help me find the FaceBook link to the Star Wars toy break dance article. Or go screen cap one of the Kanye &quot;Twitter updates&quot; (preferably one of them that has funny comments). Seriously do you know how many shit articles Wired craps out in a day? Trying to find a specific piece of polished turd within the mountain of crap isn't easy. You could add some more text too. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:44, 8 March 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> : [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&amp;limit=500&amp;target=CrackRabbit this] should find something better to do than bother [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&amp;limit=500&amp;target=Spiders this] person. he can use all the placeholders he wants i don't care. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] &lt;sup class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;action=edit&amp;section=new reply]&lt;/sup&gt; 09:27, 9 March 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Tomoko ==<br /> <br /> I see you must like her, Watamote is an interesting anime, but I don't see her connection to America. Surely, if anything, Captain America would fit in. Tomoko is Japanese... technically. [[User:Anoned|Anoned]] 03:25, 15 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Portals ==<br /> <br /> Hey, I don't mean to be rude but you forgot to add [[Gab.ai]] to the Social Media featured article archive (I did it for you), try to remember next time. [[User:Wonka's Wild Willy|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF6600&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;OOMPA LOOMPA &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[User Talk:Wonka's Wild Willy|&lt;font color=&quot;#993300&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; WORK FACTORY&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]] 12:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == New Right==<br /> TL;DR Sibin flushed it, because he hates kebab. {{archive|ahrVp|There only exists this shitty archive}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> But it is so bad, you shouldn't use anything from it. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 15:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Hi ==<br /> {{approve4|contributing stuff}}<br /> <br /> keep writing more shit for ED man -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 16:27, 16 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == u SUCK ==<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;:3&lt;/nowiki&gt; [[User:Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#960000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#590000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 01:43, 3 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == cl0r0x ==<br /> <br /> You give Clorox back to me right now you motherfucker. Her and I should have had children now. Also, &quot;asexual&quot; isn't even a thing you jerkoff douchebag. _ [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 22:02, 30 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> :Um yeah, sorry, I have delusions now and then. Basically what I told you on Twitter. Sorry, dude. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 16:35, 1 May 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Can you protect all Mr.Enter related articles? ==<br /> <br /> These dickriders have been going insane, so maybe protecting the articles will probably make them give up and cry in the corner like a bitchy baby. --[[User:Niglord|&lt;font color=&quot;brown&quot;&gt;Monkey Lord&lt;/font&gt;]] [[User talk:Niglord|&lt;font color=&quot;razzmatazz&quot;&gt;heil me&lt;/font&gt;]] [[file:Crackhead_nigga.png|40px|link=Special:Contributions/Niglord]] 16:56, 30 March 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == [[AmericanDad86]] ==<br /> Could you look at deleting this shitty attack article? It's about some random-ass obscure nignog who was on Wikipedia for a couple months and reads like autistic sperging because it is. [[User:2nd Go|2nd Go]] ([[User talk:2nd Go|talk]]) 17:56, 8 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> :You made an account just to tell us to delete this article. It will stay up. [[User:Zagan|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red;&quot;&gt;Z&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:orange;&quot;&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;&quot;&gt;g&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:blue;&quot;&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;&quot;&gt;n&lt;/span&gt;]] [[User talk:Zagan|(talk)]] 19:42, 9 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == thumbnails ==<br /> <br /> why are you uploading thumbnails of these pics? arent the full images available from the 2017 archive?-[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] ([[User talk:Boudica|talk]]) 05:59, 7 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==hello==<br /> Thanks for helping out with GPK, got a few days free now so intend to get more done myself; going to take a look at 'video nasty' but I seem to remember it being a pain in the arse formatting the first time around, the images are all easily replaced though. [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 00:07, 23 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can I join the restoration Team. ==<br /> <br /> PLeez.<br /> ::&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: yellow&quot;&gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''Da Wyyzrd'''&lt;/span&gt;]]<br /> <br /> == The Jews did WTC gif is missing. We need to get it back. ==<br /> <br /> Hey CrackRabbit, could you please ad back the JewsdidWTC Gif back?<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: yellow&quot;&gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''Da Wyyzrd'''&lt;/span&gt;]]<br /> <br /> ==Good Job==<br /> {{approve2|the restoration work}}<br /> You're a real champ, champ! &lt;span style=&quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&quot;&gt;[[User:.wil|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#fc3&quot;&gt;.wil&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&lt;/span&gt; 07:06, 11 May 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Question... ==<br /> <br /> Is it true that your lips are painted orange with the tanning spray from Donald Trump's cock? -[[User:J3wzus|Jewzus Christ]] ([[User talk:J3wzus|Talk]]) 05:44 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Quick Question... ==<br /> <br /> Why do you hate Onideus so much? [[User:Reverberator|Reverberator]] ([[User talk:Reverberator|Talk]]) 01:43 10 june 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Re:The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg ==<br /> <br /> &quot;The title &quot;File talk:Clown Makeup meme - The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg&quot; [[OY VEY|has been banned from creation]]. It matches the following blacklist entry: ^.{71,}$&quot; [[File:Dancing Spiderman.gif]] [[User:Dancing Spiderman|Dancing Spiderman]]<br /> <br /> == Apparently Junius Thaddeus killed himself. ==<br /> <br /> He apparently couldn't deal with some gay shit and now he's dead. Rest in piss faggot. [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] [[User:Dr. Weed|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;'''Dr. Weed'''&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[User talk:Dr. Weed|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;'''(Talk)'''&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[Special:Contributions/Dr. Weed|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;'''(Contribs)'''&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] 2:15 14 July 2021 (ECT)<br /> <br /> == Archive ==<br /> <br /> A few months ago I saw that you were asking me if I still had the archive I used to restore ED back in 2011 but due to how crap ED.wiki was I couldn't reply and now that it's nuked it doesn't matter anyway.<br /> I still had the link to the archive in my old user discussions but I don't know if it can help restore an ED that is messed up beyond 2015 as most old articles seem to be intact. Also you are all a bunch of tards for letting this happen again btw. :-)<br /> <br /> http://www.archive.org/download/2010-01-encyclopedia-dramatica/encyclopedia.dramatica.2010.01.13.rar<br /> <br /> [[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 15:06, 26 July 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Validity of [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Geoshea Geoshea's article] ==<br /> <br /> Hello CrackRabbit, there is a recent article here for a guy who did nothing beyond RP with a girl online, and draw some silly hentai pictures featuring fictional cartoon characters and post them on a site full of similar content, the drama seems to be that there is a four year age gap between the two of them, though this never seemed to bother anyone while they were 'dating', anyway their ''cyber''lationship ended badly and the girl KBOS cried paedo, which somehow triggered all of the people who know both of them to turn against Geoshea, and this is meat or rather ''spam'' of his article here, that he is some kind of malicious cyberpaedo who grooms girls.<br /> <br /> Anyway make of that what you will, but it looks like that entire ''faux''asco was fabricated entirely out of ''almost'' nothing by KBOS and her cronies, while Geoshea sat there grumbling and then later whimpering, so really the article should be either deleted or renamed to something regarding KBOS and her pot-stirring, with the content rephrased to reflect this, anyway there should at least be ''both'' the {watch} and {emo} banners at the top of the article.<br /> <br /> Now I did actually put those two banners at the top of the article, but there is a user MarioMario456 who seems to be in disagreement with this despite not personally having had anything to do with the event, and rather than start an edit war I decided to try and discuss this same topic here with him, but he does not seem interested and would rather just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:TabbyGarf#Ban_this_user_and_protect_this_page edit war and request that my profile here be banned] because he falsely believes that I have a biased perspective on this, anyway you can see [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:MarioMario456#Geoshea.27s_article our quick chat on his discussion page] which links to other relevant info. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 20:38, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :I am friends with CircleyDoesExtracter. Also per my standards Geoshea is a pedo due to the 4 year age gap between him and KBOS. He is also a huge sick fuck as he once sent cum pics to some other girl, this time again with the same age gap. &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:16px&quot;&gt;—[[User:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#f00,#c04);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;Mario&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#808,#40c);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;Mario&lt;/span&gt;]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#20d,#00f);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;456&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/span&gt; 21:11, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::Hello Mario, I don't know who the Circley person you mentioned is, I imagine they had something to do with Geoshea/KBOS, and again the four-year age gap doesn't really sell it, and aside from that it isn't anyone else's business who Geoshea sends pictures of his alleged semen too, I'm sure many people with similar age gaps have been doing this kind of thing over the internet for a while now, just on this occasion it has been blown out of proportion and people are behaving as if they've never heard of sex before, I don't think it would look good for ED's standards to appear as a starving African by keeping up an article as petty as that. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 21:42, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :::Circley is a huge hater of Geoshea. Plus, I am perfectly fine with people making CP of fictional characters (it's alright in the US and in my country), but when he [[pedophile|grooms a real person with a 4 year age gap]] (KBOS was a minor), that's when the shit hits the fan. That's common sense. &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:16px&quot;&gt;—[[User:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#f00,#c04);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;Mario&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#808,#40c);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;Mario&lt;/span&gt;]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#20d,#00f);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;456&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/span&gt; 21:50, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::::No that's just blind legislation which is ''not'' your responsibility, a four year age gap is nothing and you have to look at the context, KBOS could be many times more sexually experienced and manipulative/malicious than Geoshea, and it appears that this may have been the case, anyway I go over this point in more depth on [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople Geoshea's discussion page on Ficreation], also Geoshea was not 'grooming' anyone, that would imply he had the intention of subjecting them to abusive or exploitative behaviour, such as sexual abuse or human trafficking, as far as I can tell they were just getting their rocks off together which again is no one else's business, KBOS even says they were boyfriend and girlfriend. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:05, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :::::Even if he &quot;apologized&quot;, he grooming KBOS and another girl proves otherwise. This time you might even get the banhammer since you are acting like a whiteknight of his. Plus, [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Freighttrain you're a Ficreatard] so I'm 99.9% sure you're whiteknighting Geoshea. &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:16px&quot;&gt;—[[User:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:red;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#f00,#c04);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;Mario&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#808,#40c);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;Mario&lt;/span&gt;]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;color:purple;background:-webkit-linear-gradient(0deg,#20d,#00f);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent&quot;&gt;456&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;/span&gt; 22:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::::::Again he wasn't grooming anyone, that is something else entirely, he was just getting his rocks off with them, and I'm not Geoshea's 'white knight', I just use his wiki for my blog and I am making sure that I will not have to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, though '''no''' I am &lt;u&gt;''not''&lt;/u&gt; a Ficreatard, I can tell you haven't seen [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Freighttrain my blog] yet.<br /> <br /> ::::::Anyway I think we should just let CrackRabbit reply, don't you. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:39, 3 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> :OK, maybe post on the TJC? And say I referred the case to the others to help decide on? Seems like a big situation - and I'm not the one to decide for everyone else, despite having been involved with ED and its community since its' .se domain/incarnation. --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 03:51, 5 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::Hello CrackRabbit and thank you for your reply, I've posted it in the TJC as you suggested. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 04:15, 5 August 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Fag ==<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;{{Megafaggot}}&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> [[User:C0ccwavz|cwavz]]〔[[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]〕★10:16 6 August 2021 (EDT)★<br /> <br /> == Yo fgt ==<br /> <br /> why do some many images of yours keep on Picture of the now? the memes aren't even that funny [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])<br /> :Because he's one of the few that keeps up with it, fggt. [[User:Umkemesik|&lt;font style=&quot;font-weight:900; font-size: large; color:gold; font-family:comic sans ms; text-shadow:0 0 3px black;&quot;&gt;UMK&lt;/font&gt;]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)<br /> ::Then I'll finna be the few that updates it then [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 23:16, 10 November 2021 (EST)<br /> :::Unless it's during halloween; which in that case, the dumb cunt will probably delete it. [[User:Somethingfaggy]] 23:26 11 November 2021.<br /> <br /> == Archive ==<br /> <br /> Thanks for keeping the XOTN up to date. Please be sure to update the XOTN Archives when you add the XOTN. [[User:Umkemesik|&lt;font style=&quot;font-weight:900; font-size: large; color:gold; font-family:comic sans ms; text-shadow:0 0 3px black;&quot;&gt;UMK&lt;/font&gt;]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Improved Signature... ==<br /> <br /> --[[File:Desu cock.png|75px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]]<br /> <br /> You like it? [[User:Gaylo|Gaylo]] 01:20 23 November 2021<br /> :Interesting take... --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 11:37, 27 January 2022 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Set XOTN Titles ==<br /> <br /> Remember to do it faggot. Let's get the new year started right, I took care of the POTN titles you set already thanks. [[User:Umkemesik|&lt;font style=&quot;font-weight:900; font-size: large; color:gold; font-family:comic sans ms; text-shadow:0 0 3px black;&quot;&gt;UMK&lt;/font&gt;]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:54, 3 January 2022 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Hey hey cracky ==<br /> <br /> It's a friend of yours from [[twatter|shitter]]...<br /> <br /> Could you drop your email so that you and I can still talk? [[User:Irvington|Irvington]]<br /> :Btw, be alert cracky, cause the retarded mods will get me confused for someone else.<br /> <br /> == This is for you ==<br /> {{Catgirl}}<br /> <br /> Keep up the good work, Crack.<br /> —[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:42, 18 March 2022 (PT)<br /> <br /> == Hey Cracky ==<br /> <br /> Please get on the forum so I can have a one on one convo with you please. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|VFW]] 14:34 22 March 2021 (ECT)<br /> <br /> == Hey CrackRabb; like you, like ed, wanna keep up with you and ed. ==<br /> <br /> You know what your email is? [[User:Basedguy|Basedguy]] ([[User talk:Basedguy|talk]]) 05:52, 20 May 2022 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == hy ==<br /> <br /> your userpage sucks cocks [[shit_no_one_cares_about |on mobile]]<br /> <br /> &gt;:3 <br /> <br /> --[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:43, 27 August 2022 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == RE: Sup fam ==<br /> <br /> I'm p good, just been bored lately, and along with h64 and some others I thought it would be fun to get back into editing a bit [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 11:06, 15 February 2023 (EST)<br /> :Sure, I'll take a crack at it when I finish a few articles I'm working on/planning to work on [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 09:47, 20 February 2023 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Hide And Seek POTN ==<br /> <br /> I'm thinking of making that my Christmas card this year but I do have some people in my family that I could use it as a birthday card.<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:04, 26 May 2023 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == RE: Joey R ==<br /> <br /> Long term would def love to contribute. Short term have been pretty busy irl and trying to find more time for online leisure, but ya [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 23:46, 9 June 2023 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == [[:File:Rocking Chick.png|what kinda fuckin pedo shit is this?]] ==<br /> <br /> Answer me you bitch. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&lt;big&gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''VF.Wyyzrd'''&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;sup&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''T'''&lt;/span&gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''C'''&lt;/span&gt;]])&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 01:29, 8 July 2023 (EDT)<br /> :This is his way of asking for the sauce so he can add it to his collection. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:35, 9 July 2023 (EDT)<br /> [[File:SHUT IT DOWN.jpg|450px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&lt;big&gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''VF.Wyyzrd'''&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;sup&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''T'''&lt;/span&gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''C'''&lt;/span&gt;]])&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 01:40, 9 July 2023 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :I'm not hearing you deny it... [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:46, 9 July 2023 (EDT)<br /> ::What now is going on? I don't see how some woman in a bikini rockin' out is &quot;p-do&quot;....--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&quot;&gt;CrackRabbit&lt;/span&gt;]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&quot;&gt;'''Talk to me'''&lt;/span&gt;]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&lt;span style=&quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&quot;&gt;'''Contribs'''&lt;/span&gt;]] 06:48, 10 July 2023 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ** The pic is to super deformed to get an age. I have yet to meet a girl whose head is as big as her torso.<br /> Man. I wonder how thick a girl's neck would have to be if that was real life.<br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 10 July 2023 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == How are you today? ==<br /> <br /> :) [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])<br /> <br /> == You should check your forum account more often ==<br /> <br /> The registrations on the wiki have been closed for a while (because kaizen was too lazy to re-enable them after a ban-evading vandal) so nowadays wiki accounts are created by sending PMs to wiki admins on the forums asking them for a wiki account. You should have one or more unread PMs asking for wiki accounts, try to read them all. [[User:MarioMario456|&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:16px;background:#000;color:#fff;font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-stretch:condensed&quot;&gt;MarioMario456&lt;/span&gt;]] &lt;sup&gt;([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])&lt;/sup&gt; 16:57, 16 December 2023 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Oops ==<br /> <br /> I forgot how suicide inducing that Bing and Bowie song is. I'd have to let you shoot me if I put up &quot;Last Christmas&quot;.<br /> <br /> There's a game that goes with &quot;Last Christmas&quot; because it gets played so much. If you hear it 5 times, covers count, you lost Christmas. I lost 3 days after Thanksgiving.<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:08, 18 December 2023 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Nice signature ==<br /> <br /> Hi, Rabbit. I wanted to let you know your signature looks nice. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:29, 24 January 2024 (EST)<br /> <br /> == User Rights ==<br /> <br /> So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -&gt; User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:40, 19 September 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == EDitor ==<br /> <br /> Hello. Can you please make me an EDitor? [[User:HamasDidNothingWrong|HamasDidNothingWrong]] ([[User talk:HamasDidNothingWrong|talk]]) 10:21, 18 October 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Full list of “Threats” ==<br /> <br /> You know that thing that lists all the threats. I know there’s some shit that’s missing. Could you please use your severe wiki autism to collect all the missing threats? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&lt;big&gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''VF.Wyyzrd'''&lt;/span&gt;]]&lt;sup&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''T'''&lt;/span&gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&lt;span style=&quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&quot;&gt;'''C'''&lt;/span&gt;]])&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 05:44, 10 March 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Feel free to delete ==<br /> <br /> Please [[Special:DeletePage/Christian_Persch|delete ''Christian Persch'']] for now. I will create a better version later. Thank you. --[[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 12:38, 19 March 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Wiped Out Whathtrnynnty ==<br /> <br /> He was making pages over 100,000 characters and some pages said they linked to CP, so to be on the safe side, I just nuked him because he might have slipped CP in somewhere.<br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:28, 31 March 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Pictures ==<br /> <br /> Good and noble sir, i'm probably repeating what you already know, since you are so wise, but we have a problem with pictures loading.<br /> <br /> It seems like articles will post pics on the intro of the article but wont load them after that.<br /> <br /> I thank my most benevolant lord for taking yhe time to read this.<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:33, 21 October 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Naomi Seibt ==<br /> <br /> If our blonde darling engages in more stupidity or lulz I'm going to make her a page and have a small info paragraph on her and put in a redirect on the [[Greta Thunberg|Greta Thundercunt]] page<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:42, 31 October 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * I added some &quot;Sources&quot; to the Elon Musk part of the Naoiki seibt article so we can't be sued<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:16, 31 October 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == loud channel ==<br /> <br /> this was deathnoticed by the bna tag a while ago. but you're staff and can delete it. so wanted to ask if you want to un-bna it and tag it with something else, or flush. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 20:02, 26 December 2025 (UTC)<br /> :nvm i removed the bna tag, no longer deathnoticed [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:29, 4 January 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == whitedate ==<br /> <br /> thanks for the FA on the sites portal [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:30, 4 January 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == The Boy Who Was Unalived ==<br /> <br /> Please tell me that that book was self published.<br /> I can't see a publisher printing a book, like that, for such a small, niche market.<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == I'll put the source in now ==<br /> <br /> It can be found [https://www.inquisitr.com/encyclopedia-dramatica-gone-for-good here] and [https://www.themarysue.com/encyclopedia-dramatica-ohinternet/ here]<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Sorry.😞 It slipped my mind. Won't happen again. I posted the source on the QOTN<br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ** Went to [http://archive.is/riLil archive] the page but it already was archived<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])<br /> <br /> == Funny ==<br /> <br /> I got suspended for a day from &lt;big&gt;'''X,'''&lt;/big&gt; because I made a post about how to get rid of evidence reguarding attacking someone with a bat in a post about someone, in a video, talking about putting socks on a bat before you attack someone.<br /> <br /> ''I was framed''<br /> <br /> [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:15, 12 February 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == SpicDummy isn't taking it well lmao ==<br /> <br /> He removed your death notices from [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] and [[Mohammed Merah]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:04, 25 April 2026 (UTC)<br /> :See [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:32, 10 May 2026 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == iran totn ==<br /> <br /> see my post in tjc [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:58, 8 May 2026 (UTC)</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Spanish&diff=1953985 2026-05-10T01:31:10Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{| class=&quot;toccolours&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;80%&quot; style=&quot;font-size:150%; text-align:center; clear:both;&quot; <br /> ! width=&quot;80&quot; | [[File:Spain.png|border|100px|link=Spain]]<br /> | style=&quot;background-color: #FF151B; font-size: 14px;&quot; | &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Georgia;&quot;&gt;'''&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;Hispanohablantes en ED&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;'''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> |- <br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #FF151B; width: 80px; font-size: 13px;&quot; | &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Fraktur;&quot;&gt;'''&lt;big&gt;Grandes&lt;/big&gt;'''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> | style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; font-size: 12px;&quot; |[[Ariana Grande]] • [[Augusto Pinochet]] • [[Campo Elías Delgado]] • [[Che Guevara]] • [[Chespirito]] • [[Christopher Columbus]] • [[Diego Maradona]] • [[ElAntiCristo2007]] • [[GypsyCrusader]] • [[Heisenwolf]] • [[Hugo Chavez]] • [[La Escuela de policía General Santander Shooting|José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez‎]] • [[Josué Estébanez]] • [[Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales]] • [[Luis Alfredo Garavito]] • [[Mario Carvajal]] • [[Pablo Escobar]] • [[Ricardo López]] • [[The Fidel Castro El Zol Prank]] • [[Zapatistas]]<br /> |- <br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #FF151B; width: 75px; font-size: 13px;&quot; | &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Fraktur;&quot;&gt;'''&lt;big&gt;Maricones&lt;/big&gt;'''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> | style=&quot;font-size: 12px;&quot; | [[Aclarandoloquendo]] • [[Alyssa Rosales]] • [[Anibal Frituras]] • [[Aomehigurashi258]] • [[Ariel Castro]] • [[Averi Fiddleafox]] • [[Beatriz Koretkii]] • [[Blas Cinalli]] • [[Brandon Alonso]] • [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] • [[Brigit Lorena Gonzalez]] • [[Carlos Maza]] • [[Chiguin4ever]] • [[Claudia Patricia Gomez Gonzales]] • [[COPCAKEY]] • [[Corxea]] • [[Country pepe]] • [[Cristali]] • [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] • [[Cristian Delgado]] • [[Critica Al Extremo]] • [[Daniel el verde pro]] • [[Darlalloons26]] • [[DFG]] • [[Diogo Mendes]] • [[Doomentio]] • [[DrossRotzank]] • [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] • [[El PlayVakero]] • [[ElAntiCristo2007]] • [[Eliluminado7]] • [[Erick Nescio]] • [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] • [[Espartaco 18]] • [[Farlavor]] • [[Fede Rodriguez]] • [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] • [[Fernando Castro]] • [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] • [[Galactus96Tuber]] • [[Geoshea]] • [[Gino Corradini]] • [[Gumball 2002 Goanimate]] • [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] • [[Huevito Rey]] • [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] • [[Javi Suzumiya]] • [[Javier PR]] • [[JellyBean]] • [[João de Gouveia]] • [[Jose Reyes]] • [[Juan Alexis Flores Riquelme]] • [[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]] • [[Ken L Wright]] • [[Kirts Jenkings]] • [[La Pequeña]] • [[Lara Tolosa]] • [[Lex Ashton]] • [[Lidia Elisabet Jorba]] • [[Maau]] • [[Maria Meza]] • [[MarioMario456]] • [[Max Porta]] • [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] • [[Mista Reviews]] • [[Necrotemante]] • [[Nicholas Prosper]] • [[Nick Fuentes]] • [[Odio Tu Post]] • [[Owfcproduction24]] • [[Pedro J. 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Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:DinkDummy&diff=1953984 2026-05-10T01:30:38Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|bl|[[File:KodaGayButt.jpg|176px]]}}<br /> {{corner|br|[[File:Tarrantulas 2019 - 2022.png|176px]]}}<br /> {{Neonazi}}<br /> {{Furry}}<br /> {{User:Severus_Snape/Template:Aspergers/es}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=DINKDUMMY FUCK GOOD.jpg|link=Five Nights at Freddy's}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{Spics}}<br /> [[File:Bikini petunia.jpg|thumb|center|'''''<br /> My Heart Beats Like A Drum''''']]<br /> [[File:WaifusFullTF2.jpg|thumb|center|'''''<br /> TE AMO MIS WAIFUS DEL TF2 Uwu''''']]<br /> {{ib|[[File:WaifuTF2.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{Nazi}}DinkDummy{{Nazi}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Colombian]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Flag of Colombia.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Other origins'''|[[South African]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Obsessions'''|[[Happy Tree Friends]], [[M.U.G.E.N]], [[Keroro Gunsou]], [[Lolcows]], [[An hero]], [[Horrorcow]], [[YouTube]], [[Music]], [[Rule 34]], [[Spics]], [[Japan]], [[USA]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[BlueCatRiolu]], [[Brenton Tarrant]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Waifus'''|[[Randy Robert Stair|all the homosexual]] [[Brandon Scott Hole|characters furry in]] [[Happy Tree Friends]] and [[Keroro Gunsou]] and [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''favorite idols cringe'''|[[Brenton Tarrant]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Steam'''|{{Steamid|66666699999CHHHF|DinkDummyRanger2009}}}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Discord'''|{{Discord|u|dinkdummy}}}}<br /> {{ibend}}<br /> [[File:FNAD HHAHS.jpg|thumb|Jejejeje, hola DinkDummy, te gusta como me veo 0w0]]<br /> [[File:Jokela High School Massacre - 11-7-2007.mp4.mp4|thumb|Oye Pekka, como se llama tu cancion que pusiste ese video]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Hello bitches and assholes and faggots, I am a user '''DinkDummy'''{{Nazi}}, from Colombia who was very interested in this page. I discovered this page thanks to the lolcows category.<br /> <br /> [[File:Tamama Femboy.jpg|thumb|center|'''''MARICONES''''']]<br /> <br /> although I also plan to create another article about things that only I know because it is also part of the history of the internet community, not only of the internet but also of my beloved shitty community called Hispanic, although it is no longer surprising with this bullshit.<br /> [[File:Flaky is waifu.jpg|thumb|center|'''''IS MY WAIFU''''']]<br /> [[File:DINKDUMMY FUCK GOOD.jpg|thumb|center|'''''Another waifu from Me, just like the sexy one from Flaky''''']]<br /> ==Creations==<br /> [[file:DinkDummy (Keroro&amp;Pokemon).png|thumb|center|'''''KERONIAN''''']]<br /> *[[Anderson Miguel Favian Caceres]]<br /> [[File:My Waifu.jpg|thumb|O'''H SI :3''']]<br /> *[[Daniel el verde pro]]<br /> [[File:Devonotacivo.png|thumb|Devon Erickson IS FUCK MANCHILD]]<br /> *[[Saternoir]]<br /> [[File:BIEN MERECIDO.png|thumb|El Culo de Devon Erickson]]<br /> *[[ElAntiCristo2007]]<br /> [[File:XDDDDDD.mp4|thumb|sos un hijo de PUTA]]<br /> *[[Eliluminado7]]<br /> [[File:Bisexuldink.gif|thumb|¿DinkDummy is Gay and Bisexual?]]<br /> *[[MugenFan]]<br /> *[[Owfcproduction24]]<br /> *[[Huevito Rey]]<br /> *[[Choche007]]<br /> *[[Mario Carvajal]]<br /> *[[TheMasterYT]]<br /> *[[Aclarandoloquendo]]<br /> *[[Gumball 2002 Goanimate]]<br /> *[[VittorioTheVyonder2003]]<br /> *[[Sebtoon]]<br /> *[[Odio Tu Post]]<br /> *[[Javier PR]]<br /> *[[DFG]]<br /> *[[Chiguin4ever]]<br /> *[[El PlayVakero]]<br /> *[[Heisenwolf]]<br /> *[[Farlavor]]<br /> *[[Reeven03]]<br /> *[[Kirts Jenkings]]<br /> *[[Espartaco 18]]<br /> *[[OfficerPoop247]]<br /> *[[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]<br /> *[[Horrorcow]]<br /> *[[The Loud Channel]]<br /> *[[Galactus96Tuber]]<br /> *[[SaraPastelitos]]<br /> *[[Ken L Wright]]<br /> *[[Erik Espinal Hernandez]]<br /> *[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]<br /> *[[Belzebu666]]<br /> *[[MsEvans16]]<br /> *[[Country pepe]]<br /> *[[Cristian Delgado]]<br /> *[[Redmau]]<br /> *[[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]<br /> ==my future articles==<br /> *[[BurnedShow]]<br /> *[[Rayotenpera]]<br /> *[[AndresToons]]<br /> ==articles under construction==<br /> *[[Fernando Castro]]<br /> *[[Necrotemante]]<br /> *[[Lidia Elisabet Jorba]]<br /> ==[[Cringe|my favorite killers lover]]==<br /> As Eldiperro loves William and David, I also have my favorite killers and murderers and they are these loser lovers, apart from Brenton Tarrant and Omar Mateen and Campo Elías Delgado and Cho Seung-Hui and Los Fans de Brenton Tarrant.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:AlexMakinen.png|[[Alex Mäkinen]]<br /> File:Fjfjjf.png|[[Fede Rodriguez]]<br /> File:Yaroslav_Ovsiuk.jpg|[[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]<br /> File:IskanderK.jpeg|[[Iskander Khalfin]]<br /> File:Adamlabus.jpg|[[Adam Labus]]<br /> File:SergeyLepnev.png|[[Sergey Lepnev]]<br /> File:ArtyomKazanstev.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev]]<br /> File:DaniilMonakhov.jpg|[[Daniil Monakhov]]<br /> File:Orlando-Harris.png|[[Orlando Harris]]<br /> File:Jouett1.png|[[Nathaniel Jouett]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===Who are my favorite Tarrantulas?===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Robert_Westman.png|[[Robin Westman]]<br /> File:Juraj_Krajcik.jpg|[[Juraj Krajčík]]<br /> File:Paytongendron.jpg|[[Payton Gendron]]<br /> File:HugoJackson2023.png|[[Hugo Jackson]]<br /> File:Laaiti_Ekenstéen.jpg|[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]<br /> File:SolomonHYB.jpeg|[[Solomon Henderson]]<br /> File:Palmeter5.jpg|[[Ryan Palmeter]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===FUCKING FAILURE IDIOT===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Hidayat1.jpg|[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]<br /> File:Charles Bishop.jpg|[[Charles Bishop]]<br /> File:Erickson in court.jpg|[[Devon Erickson]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===My other lover killer who deserves his own article 0w0===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Masanori Aoki.png|[[Masanori Aoki]]<br /> File:Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez.jpg|[[Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez]]<br /> File:Australian Anon.png|[[Sydney University Stabbing]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ====W.I.P====<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Slain764.png|[[User:DinkDummy/Slain764|Slain764]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Loserinfo?===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Angel Almeida.jpg|[[Angel Almeida]]<br /> File:Kutch.jpg|[[Kutch]]<br /> File:Rizky.jpg|[[Rizky]]<br /> File:BrazilianSchoolAttacks.png|[[Brazilian school attacks|General]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> [[File:BonniemYwAIFU.jpg|thumb|center|''¿Estás seguro que en un futuro no muy lejano vas a cometer un tiroteo?'']]<br /> [[File:OhsicomodiceRedline.jpg|thumb|center|Es muy probable que sí, porque soy Tarrantulas, es decir, fan de Brenton Tarrant, así que posiblemente sí, aunque no sé en qué año será, y eso tengo que verlo.]]<br /> ==Shooting Alternative Reality==<br /> <br /> ===NOT FAIL===<br /> {{main|James Oliver Seevakumaran}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Seevakumaran.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|NO SORRY.]]<br /> <br /> '''James Oliver Seevakumaran''', Known for killing 15 people and injuring 2 others at his university before committing suicide lol.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===MASTER-MAN===<br /> {{main|Jonathan Ross}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Jonathan Ross.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]<br /> <br /> '''Jonathan Ross''', known for killing 13 people and leaving 30 injured in a primary sequel before committing suicide.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===For My Waifu===<br /> {{main|Lord Foxworth}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Me and mio laying down by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]<br /> <br /> '''Nicholas Hazelbaker''', Known for killing 8 people and injuring 6 after falling in love with his waifu.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===NOT FAIL 2.0===<br /> {{main|Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath}}<br /> <br /> [[File:LindsayK0.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]<br /> <br /> '''Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath''' known for killing 18 people and injuring 10 others, along with her friends who committed suicide..<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===High Scores===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&quot;wikitable sortable&quot; <br /> ! 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style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Contributions&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Created&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt; [[2014 Las Vegas Shooting]] • [[Alaa Abu Dheim]] • [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] • [[Anibal Frituras]] • [[Blas Cinalli]] • [[Brandon Alonso]] • [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] • [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] • [[Danis Razov]] • [[DFG]] • [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]] • [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] • [[El PlayVakero]] • [[Eric Matthew Frein]] • [[Erick Nescio]] • [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] • [[Fede Rodriguez]] • [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] • [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] • [[Gabriel Mutti]] • [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] • [[Gino Corradini]] • [[Heisenwolf]] • [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] • [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] • [[José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez]] • [[João de Gouveia]] • [[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]] • [[Lex Ashton]] • [[Luis Alfredo Garavito]] • [[Luluzinho]] • [[Lum Chin Hao]] • [[M.A.C.]] • [[Max Porta]] • [[Mendoza School Shooting]] • [[Mr. HJ]] • [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] • [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]] • [[Pablo Escobar]] • [[Patrik Gjrgrev]] • [[Puerto Hurraco Shooting]] • [[Raden Ardianto]] • [[Semih Çelik]] • [[Stefan M.]] • [[STEM School Highlands Ranch Shooting]] • [[Syko Sam]] • [[Theodor Engstrom]] • [[Vincent Fuller]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Loserinfo&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt; [[Alex Mäkinen]] • [[Christian Hartmann]] • [[Daniil Monakhov]] • [[Jacob Bergquist]] • [[Javier Romero]] • [[Mai]] • [[Marco Velásquez González]] • [[Nick Lee]] • [[Óscar Flores Lopez]] • [[Timofey Kulyamov]] • [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]<br /> &lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == High Scores Category ==<br /> Articles that deserve to be in the template (when [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fixes it):<br /> === Single Player Elite Hall of Fame ===<br /> *[[Achmed Ibragimov]] (planned)<br /> *[[Francisco das Chagas Rodrigues de Brito]] (planned)<br /> *[[José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez]]<br /> *[[Li Chuicai]] (planned)<br /> *[[Luis Alfredo Garavito]]<br /> *[[Muhammad Adli Shah Bin Mohd Yusry]] (planned)<br /> *[[Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] (planned by [[User:Stoic Sigma 2]])<br /> *[[Vladimir Georgievich Tatarnikov]] (planned)<br /> <br /> === Single Player Amateur Division ===<br /> *[[Alaa Abu Dheim]]<br /> *[[Arthur Achleitner]]<br /> *[[Brown University shooting]]<br /> *[[Chang Wen]]<br /> *[[Chao-Tiao Yumol]]<br /> *[[Cosmo Setepenra]]<br /> *[[Daniil Zasorin]]<br /> *[[Douglas Araya]]<br /> *[[Eduardo Romero Naupay]]<br /> *[[Eric Matthew Frein]]<br /> *[[Farda Gadirov]]<br /> *[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]<br /> *[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]<br /> *[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]<br /> *[[Gheorghe Vlădan]] (planned)<br /> *[[Gino Corradini]]<br /> *[[Heisenwolf]]<br /> *[[Hernán Meneses Leal]]<br /> *[[Ilya Orda]]<br /> *[[Jacob Bergquist]]<br /> *[[Javier Ignacio Romero]]<br /> *[[Jesse Strang]]<br /> *[[João de Gouveia]]<br /> *[[Joshua Jahn]]<br /> *[[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]]<br /> *[[Luluzinho]]<br /> *[[Masayoshi Magome]] (planned)<br /> *[[Master Phasid Trutassanawin]]<br /> *[[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]]<br /> *[[Max Porta]]<br /> *[[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]<br /> *[[Philipp Fusz]]<br /> *[[Rafael Solich]]<br /> *[[Rickard Andersson]]<br /> *[[Rolando Mendoza]]<br /> *[[Semih Çelik]]<br /> *[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]<br /> *[[Timofey Kulyamov]]<br /> *[[Tony48219]]<br /> *[[Travis Reinking]]<br /> *[[Trey Eric Sesler]]<br /> *[[Tristan van der Vlis]]<br /> *[[Yasuhisa Sugiura]]<br /> <br /> === Multiplayer Co-Op Mode ===<br /> *[[2014 Las Vegas Shooting]]<br /> *[[3Guys1Hammer]]<br /> *[[Blas Cinalli]]<br /> *[[Bondi Beach Unjewing]]<br /> *[[Collège Édouard-Pailleron fire]] (planned)<br /> *[[Kyanguli Fire Tragedy]] (planned)<br /> *[[Morgan Geyser &amp; 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Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rupnow%27s_simp_faction&diff=1953983 2026-05-10T01:29:56Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].''<br /> {|style=&quot;background-color:#d8d8d8; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;<br /> |BGCOLOR=#000000| [[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]]<br /> |style=&quot;padding:2px&quot;|&lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lose 4 iPods?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;This page contains 4 [[an hero|an heroes]] and counting.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {{Aspergers|plural=yes}}<br /> <br /> &lt;table width=&quot;700px&quot; style=&quot;border:3px solid #ed0000; text-align:center; background:#f9f9f9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td&gt;[[File:Natalie fanart 6.jpg|100px|link=Natalie Rupnow]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;color:#803e37;&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|simp]] will go [[L.G.Ch.D.|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Arthur Achleitner|Arthur]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Desmond Holly|Desmond]].&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Screenshot 2025-12-07 04.05.11.png|400px|center]] <br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Rupnow Simp Faction.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Rupnow simps'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Active'''|December 16, 2024 - The heat death of the universe}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 16, injured 140}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Muhammad)&lt;br&gt;Hack'N'Slash (L.G.Ch.D., Jesus, Switzer Learning Center anon, Timofey, Łukasz, Owen, Fabian)&lt;br&gt;FPS (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Solomon, Arthur, Robin, Desmond)&lt;br&gt;No (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Simp}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Rupnow's simp faction}}''' (a.k.a. '''Rupnow's fag faction (fagtion)''' and '''Rupnow disciples''') are a bunch of [[aspies]] all straight out of [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]] [[simping]] for the [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] school shooter [[Natalie Rupnow]] to the point of shooting up their own schools in her name. Usually they hope to impress her and possibly [[Sex|hook up]] with her in the afterlife. From [[L.G.Ch.D.|middle schoolers]] to [[Robin Westman|grown]] [[Arthur Achleitner|adults]], the following is a list of every [[High Score]]r who was motivated by simping for this bitch.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> All of this began on December 16, 2024, when Natalie decided to shoot up her own school. With a miserable score of [[Fail|2 dead (plus her) and 6 injured]], her shooting should have been rightfully forgotten. However, since Natalie was a woman in male fields, she has received a lot of undeserved attention around the world. There have been several others before her, but most of them are [[Brenda Spencer|too non-recent]], [[Amy Bishop|hags]], or [[Audrey Hale|pooners]], so Natalie did a better job at resonating with the TCC zoomer crowd. Her first simp appeared a month after the attack, and she even knew him personally.<br /> <br /> === The nigger simp ===<br /> {{main|Solomon Henderson}}<br /> <br /> [[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|Did I mention that Natalie hated niggers?]]<br /> <br /> On January 22, 2025, in Nashville, a 17-year-old [[nigger]][[Incel|cel]] named '''Solomon Henderson'''{{Nazi}} committed a more pathetic shooting than his own inspiration by killing only one person and injuring another before quickly becoming [[an hero]]. He and Natalie followed each other on Twitter. He even recreated her stupid mirror selfie with a [[Negative XP]] shirt and, like her, posted a photo on [[Twitter]] of himself doing an OK sign inside a restroom just before shooting up his school. He is currently her biggest simp, but unfortunately not her last.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The half-Armenian simp ===<br /> {{main|Arthur Achleitner}}<br /> [[File:Arthurcat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A [[Austria|Euro]][[Armenia|mutt]] is the current Rupnow simp champion.]]<br /> <br /> On June 10, 2025, in Austria, a 21-year-old [[mutt]] named '''Arthur Achleitner'''{{Columbiner}} shot up his former high school as revenge for bullying, killing 10 people and injuring 11 more before becoming [[an hero]]. It was discovered on his social media accounts that he had posted a photo of himself in a restroom, recreating Natalie's infamous last photo. He also included a quote from her manifesto in his bio. He is currently her most successful simp, which isn't an impressive feat considering the other buffoons that came after.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The tranny simp ===<br /> {{main|Robin Westman}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|A 23-year-old man having a crush on a 15-year-old girl? [[pedo|How weird...]]]]<br /> <br /> On August 27, 2025, a 23-year-old tranny named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} killed 2 kids and injured 21 more at his former Catholic school before becoming [[an hero]]. He did this because he was groomed by [[764]]. He had scribbled Natalie Rupnow's name on his magazine, so he can be considered one of her simps.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The second tranny simp ===<br /> {{main|L.G.Ch.D.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sebas face.png|100px|thumb|left|Natalie's first female simp.]]<br /> <br /> On September 9, 2025, a fat 12-year-old Mexican pooner named '''L.G.Ch.D.'''{{trans}} (a.k.a. '''Sebas''') attacked her school with an axe and a switchblade, only injuring the mother of a fellow student in the head before being [[fail|restrained]]. Before her attack, she posted a pic of her in a restroom, imitating the one by Rupnow.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Torn between a school shooter and a fictional character ===<br /> {{main|Desmond Holly}}<br /> <br /> [[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|[[Parasocial Syndrome#Sayo-nara|He simped for Sayori too.]]]]<br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, [[WTF|A FEW MINUTES]] after [[Charlie Kirk]]'s assassination, 16-year-old '''Desmond Holly'''{{Columbiner}} shot up his school and [[fail|injured two students]] before [[An hero|becoming the only fatality of his attack]]. Although he didn't recreate Natalie's bathroom photo, he did recreate her stupid mirror selfie with [[Dylan Klebold]]'s &quot;Wrath&quot; shirt on his [[TikTok]] account. He even put her on the second slide in case you didn't get the reference.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === The Venezuelan simp ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Jesus Adrian Ladera 2.png|thumb|left|100px|The face is not clearly visible due to the quality.]]<br /> <br /> In 2025, days after the [[Lex Ashton]] attack, in [[Venezuela]], an [[incel]] known as '''Jesus Adrian Ladera'''{{Incel}} went to his [[school]] and took a picture of himself in the bathroom. Then he came out, pulled out a knife, and stabbed his three classmates before being pushed against the [[school]] stairs.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Asshole's mouth ===<br /> {{main|Switzer Learning Center Anon}}<br /> <br /> [[File:SwitzerLearningCenterStabber.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The most embarrassing one so far.]]<br /> <br /> On October 14, 2025, '''an anonymous 17-year-old student'''{{Columbiner}} attacked his sped school (the same one [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] attended), stabbing 3 staff members. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many [[sarcasm|original]] references to [[Columbine]], [[Nikolas Cruz]], and of course, Natalie Rupnow, by copying her mirror selfie with the exact same KMFDM shirt.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The SEAnigger simp ===<br /> {{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}<br /> <br /> [[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|His heart blew up for Natalie (and so did his school).]]<br /> <br /> On November 7, 2025, 17-year-old '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school in Indonesia, injuring [[WTF|96]] people and killing no one before [[fail|failing]] to become [[an hero]]. On his TikTok account, he recreated her mirror selfie (with [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]'s &quot;Hatred&quot; shirt) and her OK sign. He also carried out his attack on Natalie's birthday.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The looksmaxxing simp ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Screenshot 2025-12-10 12.12.52.png|100px|thumb|left|Looksmaxxing will not help you win her heart bro...]]<br /> <br /> On December 6, 2025, 20-year-old '''Joel Edwards'''{{Columbiner}} was charged for making a shooting threat towards a Michigan elementary school on his TikTok account. In addition to this threat and a post about him trying to [[looksmaxx]], he also recreated Rupnow's mirror selfie and her restroom photo. <br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The Slavic simp ===<br /> {{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Tried to win her heart on the first anniversary of her shooting.]]<br /> <br /> On December 16, 2025, 15-year-old '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} decided to celebrate the anniversary of the Abundant Life Christian School shooting by stabbing a 10-year-old student to death and injuring a security guard at his school. In addition to committing his attack on the anniversary of Rupnow's shooting, he posted a photo of himself doing the OK sign on his TikTok account and mentioned [[Solomon Henderson|several]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat|previous]] simps in his manifesto.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The second Slavic simp ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Lukasz G..jpg|thumb|left|100px|No way, you look like a child rapist like [[Alex Hillel Treisman]].]]<br /> <br /> On February 26, 2026, in [[Poland]], '''Łukasz G.''' recorded himself killing his stepdad and grandma with an axe. Since he was a WPD user and posted his own gameplay footage there, the jannies banned all discussion of him so that the site wouldn't get investigated by glowies.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Owen Simpien ===<br /> {{main|Owen Ruvien}}<br /> <br /> [[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You did it for her, and in the end you [[Fail|got an ass kicking]]]]<br /> <br /> On March 5, 2026, 14-year-old '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} decided it was time to go [[postal]], so he took 2 knives and got his ass kicked by a sleeping hopeless bum. He referenced Rupnow by reenacting her shitting photo and also reposted edits of her on [[TikTok]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|Another Mexican simp, but not a pooner this time.]]<br /> <br /> On March 23, [[2026]], in [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]], Natalie's simp was also a simp.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == High Scores ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&quot;wikitable sortable&quot; <br /> ! RANK <br /> ! <br /> ! PLAYER <br /> ! CONFIRMED KILLS <br /> ! INJURED <br /> ! AN HERO <br /> ! YEAR <br /> ! STYLE <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#65ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]] <br /> | [[Arthur Achleitner]] <br /> | 10<br /> | 11<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Robin Westman]] <br /> | 2 <br /> | 21 <br /> | Y<br /> | 2025 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]] <br /> | Łukasz G.<br /> | 2 <br /> | 0 <br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Solomon Henderson]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 1<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] <br /> | [[Timofey Kulyamov]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 1 <br /> | N <br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[WTF|96]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]<br /> | Jesus Adrian Ladera<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 3<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Switzer Learning Center Anon|Unknown]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 3<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br /> | Fabian<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 3<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Desmond Holly]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br /> | [[L.G.Ch.D.]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | Joel Edwards<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> &lt;/table&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == How to win Natalie's heart ==<br /> Here are some signs that may indicate that a school shooter simps for her. <br /> <br /> * Posting a video of themselves inside a restroom, trying to recreate her infamous last photo (especially if they also do the OK sign).<br /> * Imitating her stupid mirror selfie while also wearing a stupid school shooter-themed shirt. <br /> * Referencing her in another way.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Frame|[[File:ssstik.io_@.mikalight_1770200603874.mp4|750px]]<br /> |border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;{{Frame|[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-08 04.55.14.png|750px]]|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Simp]] - What they are. <br /> * [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Who they simp for. <br /> * '''Other murderous losers'''<br /> ** [[Brazilian school attacks]]<br /> ** [[Chobots]]<br /> ** [[Columbine Copycats]] <br /> ** [[Copycat killers]]<br /> ** [[Fandom killers]]<br /> ** [[Kill count by website]]<br /> ** [[Loserinfo]]<br /> ** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]<br /> ** [[Pekka Copycats]]<br /> ** [[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Columbine}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Natalie Rupnow}}<br /> {{Tumblr Series}}<br /> [[Category:TikTok]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Natalie_Rupnow&diff=1953982 2026-05-10T01:29:20Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{|style=&quot;width:80%; margin:.5em auto;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |style=&quot;width:25%; text-align:center;&quot;|<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;{{PAGENAME}}&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on&lt;br /&gt;Natalie Rupnow<br /> <br /> [[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|125px]]<br /> |<br /> {|style=&quot;background:none; width:100%;&quot;<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |style=&quot;width:35%;&quot;|'''Supreme Lady'''<br /> |[[Natalie Rupnow]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Followers'''<br /> |[[Solomon Henderson]] &amp;bull; [[Arthur Achleitner]] &amp;bull; [[Robin Westman]] &amp;bull; [[Massacres in the Hispanic region#ALA VERGA THE TCC COMMUNITY, IS SETTING LATIN AMERICA ON FIRE|L.G.Ch.D.]] &amp;bull; [[High Score/Loserinfo#Desmond Holly|Desmond Holly]] &amp;bull; [[Rupnow's simp faction#The Venezuelan simp|Jesus Adrian Ladera]] &amp;bull; [[High Score/Loserinfo#Switzer Learning Center Anon|Switzer Learning Center Anon]] &amp;bull; [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] &amp;bull; [[Rupnow's simp faction#The looksmaxxing simp|Joel Edwards]] &amp;bull; [[High Score/Loserinfo#Timofey Kulyamov|Timofey Kulyamov]] &amp;bull; [[Rupnow's simp faction#The second Slavic simp|Łukasz G.]] &amp;bull; [[Owen Ruvien]] &amp;bull; [[Rupnow's simp faction#L.G.Ch.D. 2: Electric Boogaloo|Fabian]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Fandom'''<br /> |[[Rupnow's simp faction]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Series Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;&lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:Natalie Rupnow|{{PAGENAME}}]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fabian&diff=1953981 2026-05-10T01:28:45Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: Changed redirect target from General Lázaro School Stabbing to Rupnow&#039;s simp faction#L.G.Ch.D. 2: Electric Boogaloo</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Rupnow's simp faction#L.G.Ch.D. 2: Electric Boogaloo]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rupnow%27s_simp_faction&diff=1953980 2026-05-10T01:27:14Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].''<br /> {|style=&quot;background-color:#d8d8d8; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;<br /> |BGCOLOR=#000000| [[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|200px|link=]]<br /> |style=&quot;padding:2px&quot;|&lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lose 4 iPods?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;This page contains 4 [[an hero|an heroes]] and counting.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {{Aspergers|plural=yes}}<br /> <br /> &lt;table width=&quot;700px&quot; style=&quot;border:3px solid #ed0000; text-align:center; background:#f9f9f9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td&gt;[[File:Natalie fanart 6.jpg|100px|link=Natalie Rupnow]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;color:#803e37;&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|simp]] will go [[L.G.Ch.D.|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Arthur Achleitner|Arthur]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Desmond Holly|Desmond]].&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Screenshot 2025-12-07 04.05.11.png|400px|center]] <br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Rupnow Simp Faction.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Rupnow simps'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Active'''|December 16, 2024 - The heat death of the universe}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 16, injured 140}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Muhammad)&lt;br&gt;Hack'N'Slash (L.G.Ch.D., Jesus, Switzer Learning Center anon, Timofey, Łukasz, Owen, Fabian)&lt;br&gt;FPS (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Solomon, Arthur, Robin, Desmond)&lt;br&gt;No (everyone else)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Simp}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Rupnow's simp faction}}''' (a.k.a. '''Rupnow's fag faction (fagtion)''' and '''Rupnow disciples''') are a bunch of [[aspies]] all straight out of [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]] [[simping]] for the [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] school shooter [[Natalie Rupnow]] to the point of shooting up their own schools in her name. Usually they hope to impress her and possibly [[Sex|hook up]] with her in the afterlife. From [[L.G.Ch.D.|middle schoolers]] to [[Robin Westman|grown]] [[Arthur Achleitner|adults]], the following is a list of every [[High Score]]r who was motivated by simping for this bitch.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> All of this began on December 16, 2024, when Natalie decided to shoot up her own school. With a miserable score of [[Fail|2 dead (plus her) and 6 injured]], her shooting should have been rightfully forgotten. However, since Natalie was a woman in male fields, she has received a lot of undeserved attention around the world. There have been several others before her, but most of them are [[Brenda Spencer|too non-recent]], [[Amy Bishop|hags]], or [[Audrey Hale|pooners]], so Natalie did a better job at resonating with the TCC zoomer crowd. Her first simp appeared a month after the attack, and she even knew him personally.<br /> <br /> === The nigger simp ===<br /> {{main|Solomon Henderson}}<br /> <br /> [[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|Did I mention that Natalie hated niggers?]]<br /> <br /> On January 22, 2025, in Nashville, a 17-year-old [[nigger]][[Incel|cel]] named '''Solomon Henderson'''{{Nazi}} committed a more pathetic shooting than his own inspiration by killing only one person and injuring another before quickly becoming [[an hero]]. He and Natalie followed each other on Twitter. He even recreated her stupid mirror selfie with a [[Negative XP]] shirt and, like her, posted a photo on [[Twitter]] of himself doing an OK sign inside a restroom just before shooting up his school. He is currently her biggest simp, but unfortunately not her last.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The half-Armenian simp ===<br /> {{main|Arthur Achleitner}}<br /> [[File:Arthurcat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A [[Austria|Euro]][[Armenia|mutt]] is the current Rupnow simp champion.]]<br /> <br /> On June 10, 2025, in Austria, a 21-year-old [[mutt]] named '''Arthur Achleitner'''{{Columbiner}} shot up his former high school as revenge for bullying, killing 10 people and injuring 11 more before becoming [[an hero]]. It was discovered on his social media accounts that he had posted a photo of himself in a restroom, recreating Natalie's infamous last photo. He also included a quote from her manifesto in his bio. He is currently her most successful simp, which isn't an impressive feat considering the other buffoons that came after.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The tranny simp ===<br /> {{main|Robin Westman}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|A 23-year-old man having a crush on a 15-year-old girl? [[pedo|How weird...]]]]<br /> <br /> On August 27, 2025, a 23-year-old tranny named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} killed 2 kids and injured 21 more at his former Catholic school before becoming [[an hero]]. He did this because he was groomed by [[764]]. He had scribbled Natalie Rupnow's name on his magazine, so he can be considered one of her simps.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The second tranny simp ===<br /> {{main|L.G.Ch.D.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sebas face.png|100px|thumb|left|Natalie's first female simp.]]<br /> <br /> On September 9, 2025, a fat 12-year-old Mexican pooner named '''L.G.Ch.D.'''{{trans}} (a.k.a. '''Sebas''') attacked her school with an axe and a switchblade, only injuring the mother of a fellow student in the head before being [[fail|restrained]]. Before her attack, she posted a pic of her in a restroom, imitating the one by Rupnow.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Torn between a school shooter and a fictional character ===<br /> {{main|Desmond Holly}}<br /> <br /> [[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|[[Parasocial Syndrome#Sayo-nara|He simped for Sayori too.]]]]<br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, [[WTF|A FEW MINUTES]] after [[Charlie Kirk]]'s assassination, 16-year-old '''Desmond Holly'''{{Columbiner}} shot up his school and [[fail|injured two students]] before [[An hero|becoming the only fatality of his attack]]. Although he didn't recreate Natalie's bathroom photo, he did recreate her stupid mirror selfie with [[Dylan Klebold]]'s &quot;Wrath&quot; shirt on his [[TikTok]] account. He even put her on the second slide in case you didn't get the reference.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === The Venezuelan simp ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Jesus Adrian Ladera 2.png|thumb|left|100px|The face is not clearly visible due to the quality.]]<br /> <br /> In 2025, days after the [[Lex Ashton]] attack, in [[Venezuela]], an [[incel]] known as '''Jesus Adrian Ladera'''{{Incel}} went to his [[school]] and took a picture of himself in the bathroom. Then he came out, pulled out a knife, and stabbed his three classmates before being pushed against the [[school]] stairs.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Asshole's mouth ===<br /> {{main|Switzer Learning Center Anon}}<br /> <br /> [[File:SwitzerLearningCenterStabber.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The most embarrassing one so far.]]<br /> <br /> On October 14, 2025, '''an anonymous 17-year-old student'''{{Columbiner}} attacked his sped school (the same one [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] attended), stabbing 3 staff members. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many [[sarcasm|original]] references to [[Columbine]], [[Nikolas Cruz]], and of course, Natalie Rupnow, by copying her mirror selfie with the exact same KMFDM shirt.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The SEAnigger simp ===<br /> {{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}<br /> <br /> [[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|His heart blew up for Natalie (and so did his school).]]<br /> <br /> On November 7, 2025, 17-year-old '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school in Indonesia, injuring [[WTF|96]] people and killing no one before [[fail|failing]] to become [[an hero]]. On his TikTok account, he recreated her mirror selfie (with [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]'s &quot;Hatred&quot; shirt) and her OK sign. He also carried out his attack on Natalie's birthday.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The looksmaxxing simp ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Screenshot 2025-12-10 12.12.52.png|100px|thumb|left|Looksmaxxing will not help you win her heart bro...]]<br /> <br /> On December 6, 2025, 20-year-old '''Joel Edwards'''{{Columbiner}} was charged for making a shooting threat towards a Michigan elementary school on his TikTok account. In addition to this threat and a post about him trying to [[looksmaxx]], he also recreated Rupnow's mirror selfie and her restroom photo. <br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The Slavic simp ===<br /> {{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Tried to win her heart on the first anniversary of her shooting.]]<br /> <br /> On December 16, 2025, 15-year-old '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} decided to celebrate the anniversary of the Abundant Life Christian School shooting by stabbing a 10-year-old student to death and injuring a security guard at his school. In addition to committing his attack on the anniversary of Rupnow's shooting, he posted a photo of himself doing the OK sign on his TikTok account and mentioned [[Solomon Henderson|several]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat|previous]] simps in his manifesto.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> === The second Slavic simp ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Lukasz G..jpg|thumb|left|100px|No way, you look like a child rapist like [[Alex Hillel Treisman]].]]<br /> <br /> On February 26, 2026, in [[Poland]], '''Łukasz G.''' recorded himself killing his stepdad and grandma with an axe. Since he was a WPD user and posted his own gameplay footage there, the jannies banned all discussion of him so that the site wouldn't get investigated by glowies.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> === Owen Simpien ===<br /> {{main|Owen Ruvien}}<br /> <br /> [[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You did it for her, and in the end you [[Fail|got an ass kicking]]]]<br /> <br /> On March 5, 2026, 14-year-old '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} decided it was time to go [[postal]], so he took 2 knives and got his ass kicked by a sleeping hopeless bum. He referenced Rupnow by reenacting her shitting photo and also reposted edits of her on [[TikTok]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===<br /> {{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|Another Mexican simp, but not a pooner this time.]]<br /> <br /> On March 23, [[2026]], in [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]], Natalie's simp was also a simp.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == High Scores ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&quot;wikitable sortable&quot; <br /> ! RANK <br /> ! <br /> ! PLAYER <br /> ! CONFIRMED KILLS <br /> ! INJURED <br /> ! AN HERO <br /> ! YEAR <br /> ! STYLE <br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#65ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]] <br /> | [[Arthur Achleitner]] <br /> | 10<br /> | 11<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Robin Westman]] <br /> | 2 <br /> | 21 <br /> | Y<br /> | 2025 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#b1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]] <br /> | Łukasz G.<br /> | 2 <br /> | 0 <br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Solomon Henderson]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 1<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025 <br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] <br /> | [[Timofey Kulyamov]] <br /> | 1<br /> | 1 <br /> | N <br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]<br /> | [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[WTF|96]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Bomberman<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]<br /> | Jesus Adrian Ladera<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 3<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Switzer Learning Center Anon|Unknown]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 3<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count <br /> | [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br /> | Fabian<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 3<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] <br /> | [[Desmond Holly]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 2<br /> | Y<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br /> | [[L.G.Ch.D.]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#d1ff00&quot;<br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | [[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | 1<br /> | N<br /> | 2026<br /> | Hack'N'Slash<br /> |- style{{=}}&quot;background:#ff0000&quot; <br /> | _row_count<br /> | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br /> | Joel Edwards<br /> | [[Fail|0]]<br /> | [[Epic Fail|0]]<br /> | N<br /> | 2025<br /> | FPS<br /> &lt;/table&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == How to win Natalie's heart ==<br /> Here are some signs that may indicate that a school shooter simps for her. <br /> <br /> * Posting a video of themselves inside a restroom, trying to recreate her infamous last photo (especially if they also do the OK sign).<br /> * Imitating her stupid mirror selfie while also wearing a stupid school shooter-themed shirt. <br /> * Referencing her in another way.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Frame|[[File:ssstik.io_@.mikalight_1770200603874.mp4|750px]]<br /> |border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;{{Frame|[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-08 04.55.14.png|750px]]|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Simp]] - What they are. <br /> * [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Who they simp for. <br /> * '''Other murderous losers'''<br /> ** [[Brazilian school attacks]]<br /> ** [[Chobots]]<br /> ** [[Columbine Copycats]] <br /> ** [[Copycat killers]]<br /> ** [[Fandom killers]]<br /> ** [[Kill count by website]]<br /> ** [[Loserinfo]]<br /> ** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]<br /> ** [[Pekka Copycats]]<br /> ** [[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Columbine}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Natalie Rupnow}}<br /> {{Tumblr Series}}<br /> [[Category:TikTok]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/May_15,_2026&diff=1953972 2026-05-10T00:51:35Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;https://youtu.be/1MQoNjMXaVE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Mercifulfag&diff=1953968 2026-05-09T23:24:37Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|br|[[File:Graysvg.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{hipcrime}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Aryan}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{British}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> [[File:Libya after feb.png|400px|center]]<br /> {{ib|[[File:merciful.jpg|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Whitest TND warrior}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''MercifulFag'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Socials'''|{{WPD|@RampantFag}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|dat shiet gay}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v&amp; and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon, <br /> <br /> ===useful knowledge===<br /> When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so ESPECIALLY IF ITS GALLERY RELATED<br /> <br /> ==Article related shit==<br /> FUGG U BITCH NIGGA NIGGeR FAGGOT<br /> <br /> === Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ===<br /> *[[Kill count by website]]<br /> *[[Tarrantulas]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I made ===<br /> *[[Kili]]<br /> *[[Off Them]]<br /> *[[Owen Ruvien]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I might make ===<br /> *[[CeeBot]]<br /> *[[Devon Arthurs]]<br /> *[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> *[[GoreBox]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> *[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)<br /> *[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)<br /> *[[Unheard]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)<br /> <br /> ==4 Cool fax about me==<br /> <br /> *3. I was one of [[Peter Scully]]'s victims and I enjoyed it<br /> *2. I am on course to be the next Peter Scully and I am making a spinoff to Daisys destruction; Roses Construction.<br /> *4. I [[Meowbah|pissed on the Quran]] on Tiktok live (will add to my ED page soon maybe tmr or smth idk)<br /> *9. I am a humongous faggot who does not have any plans for life past 18<br /> *1. Hello<br /> <br /> Thanks for reading.<br /> <br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Columbine&diff=1953946 2026-05-09T13:01:56Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:LOLumbine}}<br /> {{offended}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Double An Heroes|[[File:Columbinekillersview2.jpg|200px|link=]]}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:Eric and Dylan.jpeg|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 9, [[1980s|1981]] (Eric)&lt;br&gt;[[9/11|September 11]], [[1980s|1981]] (Dylan)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|[[Weed|April 20]], [[1999]] (aged 18 and 17)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 14 (including 1 victim in [[2025]]), injured 23 (20 by gunfire)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Idklol]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:Columbine army of two.png|thumb|The two [[an hero|heroes]] pictures here]]<br /> [[Image:Columbineinternet.jpg|thumb|Oh Jay and Silent Bob! Up to another hair-brained scheme!]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:Ctapest.jpg|thumb|[[Longcat|They had been planning for a looooooooooooooong time.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:Outcasts.jpg|thumb|The one on the left was clearly &quot;[[Retard|the brains]]&quot; of this operation.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:Weegeshot.jpg|thumb|Evidence of [[Weegee|third shooter?]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:Schoolraider3.jpg|thumb|Now available in stores for PS1; $42.099!]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:Kill_Classmates.gif|thumb|More like Lolumbine [[amirite]]?]]<br /> <br /> [[File:columbineanheroes.jpg|thumb|The [[an Hero|heroes]] of Columbine. (but are the books alright?)]] <br /> <br /> [[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|lol]]<br /> [[File:No Eyebrows Eric harris.gif|thumb]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Marilyn manson witchcraft metal.jpg|thumb| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiaxzBlFgmQ Was actually believed to cause Lolumbine with his satanic heavy angry emo-death metol witchcraft music] ]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:Columbine preparefortrouble.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> The '''Columbine High School Massacre''' ([[Twilight|Still a better love story than Twilight]]) was basically the funniest thing that has ever happened in any [[high school]] [[evar]]. On [[Weed|April 20th]], 1999, in Littleton, [[Colorado]], American [[An hero|an heroes]] '''Eric David Harris'''{{atheist}} and '''Dylan Bennet Klebold'''{{jew}} got over a dozen frags IRL at their local high school after attempting to simulate [[Doom]] in the real world. Originally, they planned on blowing up their schools' cafeteria during lunchtime, but their propane bombs failed and they ended up [[Zerg Rush|rushing into the school]], killing people left and right before turning their guns on themselves and becoming [[an heroes]]. Their total kill count was '''14''', an unimpressive score given how they were using sub-machine guns in [[Counter-Strike|the pistol round]], and were elevated to &quot;WORST PEOPLE OF 1999&quot; posthumously, for the most violent [[school shooting]] spree in [[Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] history shortly after [[Bill Clinton]] authorized the massacre of thousands of Serbian children.<br /> <br /> They held this title for nearly a decade before [[Cho Seung-Hui|a gook]] killed over thirty people at [[Virginia Tech]] in [[2007]], &lt;s&gt;although [[White People|Eric]] and [[Jew|Dylan]] still hold the high score for ''high school'' shooting- in America, that is&lt;/s&gt; they were later overtaken by [[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]] on [[Valentine's Day|February 14]], [[2018]]. [[German]] residents [[Tim Kretschmer]] and [[Robert Steinhauser]] racked up fifteen and sixteen frags, respectively, at their local schools. <br /> <br /> In the weeks, months, and years following their killing spree, massive witchhunts were held as trolls, [[Goth|goths]], musicians ([[Marilyn Manson]], [[Eminem]]), movies ([[Quentin Tarantino|Natural Born Killers]], [[The Matrix]]), television shows, and anyone not amongst the exclusive ranks of [[The beautiful people]] were rounded up and taken to concentration camps as the need to scapegoat anyone for the crimes led to America being whipped up into a frenzy of anti-lulz, and retardation in the biggest moral panic in decades, of the same category of the future [[9/11]] attacks. Instead of waging a war of terror against innocent sand niggers, Americunts made the lives of [[teenagers]] even worse by destroying the lives of any weird or unconventional kids, for dozens of years to come.<br /> <br /> Despite happening well over a generation ago, the Columbine High School Massacre still continues to inspire thousands upon thousands of [[columbine copycats]] and [[Columbiners|fangirls]] to this very day. Like they stated in their manifesto, Eric and Dylan continue to inspire paranoia, fear, copycats, and more terror upon the world, 18+ years after they died. Columbine also has a permanent effect on [[Oxymoron|American culture]], if not global culture in general; just try wearing a trench coat to school and see how that plays out for you.<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> [[An hero day|On April 20th]] ([[Lie|coincidentally]] Hitler's birthday) Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold forgot to take their Prozac and engaged in final fap sessions while listening to &quot;The Beautiful People,&quot; shut the lights off of all reality, got in their cars, skipped homeroom and were late to school (started the day off h4rdc0rE). They arrived, hit the &quot;start button,&quot; selected characters, ReB and v0dKa, and decided to go on a killing spree on Level 1 of H4rr15 Levels after spending an entire year planning it out. (They fapped over this for a year and some months) [[k/|building bombs, buying guns,]] [[dumbass|making movies and writing stories declaring their plans]] while KMFDM played in the background, and even practicing their killing spree on various first-person shooter games. However, they phailed hard because on their $5 per hour pay [http://acolumbinesite.com/weapon.html they could only afford shit-tier guns and not the TACTICOOL DEAGLEs or P90s that they fapped over].<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> The Columbine killers assembled an [[shit|impressive]] arsenal- well, impressive for the minimum wage budget they were running on. These are the evil tactical sentient mass murder assault weapons that crybaby leftist cocksuckers want to ban:<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Eric Harris<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Hi-point 995 Carbine<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Eric Rifle.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A cheap, ugly, piece-of-shit 9mm carbine with crappy poor quality 10 round magazines. The media at the time liked to refer to this gun as an 'assault rifle' even though it had been specifically designed to comply with the 'assault weapons ban' put in place in 1994 supposedly to stop things like this from happening. Real assault rifles (which are capable of selecting between semi and fully-automatic or burst fire) are not readily available to the general public anyway. '''TL;DR''': Epic gun control [[fail]]. '''18~30 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': *Savage-Springfield 67H Shotgun<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsRem870Sawed.png|90px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Pump action 12 gauge that no one's ever heard of that was over 30 years old. Stock completely sawed-off and barrel sawed-off to make the whole gun an illegally short 26 inches long (the length Eric wished his dick was). This gun became Eric's imaginary girlfriend which he called 'Arlene' and had sex with a number of times in an attempt to fill the shotgun cartridges with his AIDS infected semen to make it moar deadly. '''60~130 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Tertiary''': Pipe Bombs and Knives<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Eric_bombs.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *An arsenal of poorly made explosives and lame knives they're too weak to successfully utilize unless they have a high critical rate is present. '''12~999 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 1''': Sociopathy/Psycho<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:George-bush-leads-the-us-towar.jpg|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *This perk is derived from filling out one of the Autism/Asspie skill trees. 18 years of accumulated anglo rage unleashed upon the world. It is in his genetics to mass murder millions of people anyways. Unfortunately that little faggot was too much of a tool to do anything right. Extreme increase in damage, destruction, and HP in exchange for apathy towards the well-being of teammates. '''(+4 Frenzy points a day (+30% weapon damage, +3 Constitution for 6 minutes) (+20% weapon damage) (+25% intimidation success) (-90% empathy)'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Assault Trenchcoat<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:Trenchcoat.gif|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *This cheap ass duster allows for additional inventory for the player along with a moderate bonus to intimidation attribute. However, movement is moderately staggered, he realised this early on, he unequipped it before entering the school. '''(+8 inventory slots) (+30% intimidation success) (-1 Agility) (-10% movement speed)'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Dylan Klebold<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Intratech TEC-DC9<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsTEC9.png|90px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *The other craptastic 9mm used. A poorly made, cheap, jam-o-matic made to look like a machine pistol to appeal to niggers and spics for use in drive-by's. Early models could be illegally converted to full-auto which, again, the media had a shit fit about even though the gun used was a later model which could not be converted. Not that they needed to worry as these two retards' ineptitude in engineering (as can be seen with the crappy non-exploding bombs they made) would probably mean that any attempt to convert it would just result in it [[Cum|exploding]] in their face the next time they tried to fire it. '''21~33 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': Double-Barrel Savage 311-D <br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsSawedOff.png|90px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A shitty double-barrel shotgun that was sawed off to an extreme and lacks a good stock, thus presenting extreme recoil to the noodle-armed kike. Very ineffective unless the Sneak Attack bonus is applied at close range. '''65~155 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Tertiary''': Pipe Bombs and Knives<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Knivesth.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *An arsenal of poorly made explosives and lame knives they're too weak to successfully utilize unless a high critical rate is present. '''12~999 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 1''': Height<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:Heightresource.jpg|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Dylan Klebold was a tall ass kike, standing at 6'3''. This provides additional movement speed along with the intimidation factor. (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Assault Trenchcoat<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:Trenchcoat.gif|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *This cheap ass duster allows for additional inventory for the player along with a moderate bonus to intimidation attribute. However, movement is moderately staggered, he realised this in the library, and unequipped it. '''(+8 inventory slots) (+30% intimidation success) (-1 Agility) (-10% movement speed)'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> In addition to this, the two faggots carried a number of knives that they [[Fail|didn't use]], along with a number of [[Terrorist|IEDs]] of various sizes and designs that they built using [[The Anarchist Cookbook|instructions from the Internet]] to [[Unrealistic expectations|blow up the school]], but ultimately failed when the vast majority of them didn't assplode. These include:<br /> <br /> *42 [[Fart|carbon dioxide]] bombs<br /> *27 [[Dildo|pipe]] bombs<br /> *11 1.5 gallon propane bombs<br /> *7 [[Kill it with fire|Molotov cocktails]] (seriously how do you fuck up a Molotov cocktail?)<br /> *2 20 pound propane bombs<br /> <br /> As you can see, gun control laws totally work. Mass murder is only possible with full auto AK-47's. Criminals will totally follow the law and won't ever make homemade bombs or saw off their shotguns, or just go to gun shows to get around background checks. Totally.<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{GradedScore|14|5 by Klebold and 9 by Harris, 20 injured between the two.|11| |20|Manipulation, bomb collection, trenchcoat, ski masks, [[The Doom Comic|macabre flair]] and [[Gay|KMFDM]]|'''200'''|Creating a moral panic, inspiring generations of [[faggot|copy-cats]], and pissed off the school system for 20+ years|20|[[OG]] Shooters|265|'''S++'''|[[Fallout|Invest more skillpoints in Explosives next time.]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|5}}<br /> <br /> ==Scapegoats==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;NiaxzBlFgmQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt; <br /> <br /> Eric and Dylan apparently had a lot of love and fanboyism towards Marylin Manson and his music according to [[Old Media]]. An irony, since in reality, Eric hated that fag and Dylan only had a poster of the band but rarely listened to it. Manson took part of the blame because angry parents [[retard|mistakenly]] believed that the two fags were obsessed his music. They also hated [[Hitler]], or at least Klebold did. Even more interesting was that he was a [[Jews did WTC|Jew]]. In addition, Klebold was born on '''9/11''', [[1980s|1981]]; 20 years before WTC. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Harris_and_Dylan_Klebold No, srsly.] [[No|Coincidence?]] Harris meanwhile admired both [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] AND [[Osama bin Laden|Osama Bin Ladin]], with Harris regularly IMing Osama and telling him all about the various mass murder schemes that Harris dreamed up at night while masturbating to crime scene photos he downloaded off of the Internet. Most notably, Harris is the one who gave Osama the idea of flying planes into buildings, making Eric Harris the REAL [[Your mother|man]] behind 9/11. <br /> <br /> Afterward, [[Soccer_mom|EVERYONE]] who loved to censor society felt the need to blame just about everything in pop culture as the cause of the killing spree, such as [[Eminem]], [[Doom]], and even [[Goth]]s, despite the killers hating goth culture and rap music. Others tried to blame the [http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt124361.html/ Victim], by bringing up the fact that Columbine High School [[Truth|was a literal hell on Earth]], where a violent [[Jock]]ocracy, ruled by the worst of the worst of the school's student [[gay|athletes]], had complete and total control of the school. This was only further worsened by the school's ass-kissing teachers/administrators who allowed bullying to run rampant and was just [[Asking for it| asking for]] their students to take up arms and literally take the school back in violent revolution taken straight out of the history books tales of the American Revolution. <br /> <br /> Of course, at the time it was unknown that Eric Harris was a complete and total sociopath who would have grown up to be a [[serial killer]] or the guy in special forces who goes insane in the field killing Iraqis, and has to be put down by his fellow [[redneck|soldiers]]. Or that his lover, Dylan Klebold, [[Truth|was a closet homosexual who let Eric fuck him in the ass and face]] and followed him with his plot, with Eric manipulating Dylan's emo-ness and submissive nature. <br /> <br /> '''TL;DR:'''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;In Littleton, Colorado born and raised<br /> Making pipebombs was where I spent most of my days<br /> Luvoxin' out Doomin' KMFDMin' all gay<br /> And all settin' some time bombs outside of the school<br /> When a couple of jocks<br /> Who were up to no good<br /> Started making fun of the way I dressed<br /> I shot 18 kids and the cops got scared,<br /> They said, &quot;You're movin' with Ted Bundy and Jeff Dahmer in prison!&quot;<br /> <br /> I called for the cops and when they came near<br /> The license plate said jocks and it had footballs in the mirror<br /> If anything I can say this car was rare<br /> But I thought &quot;Now forget it&quot; - &quot;Yo ReB, to the commons!&quot;<br /> <br /> I pulled up to the school about 10 or 11<br /> And I yelled to the cops &quot;Natural Selection&quot;<br /> I looked at my high school<br /> I was finally there<br /> To sit on my throne as the Prince of Counter-Strike irl.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Columbine was ruled for years as the deadliest [[School Shooting]] [[evar]], until it was surpassed by the [[Virginia Tech massacre]] in [[2007]]. Of course, Virginia Tech is a college (and was committed by an Asian), so some argue that Columbine is still number one even though it took two people to kill 13, and even then, centered around a bunch of bombs that [[Fail|weren't built right and didn't fucking go off]]. Harris and Klebold were clearly trolling after [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|killing ten people]]; Cho was [[trying too hard]].<br /> <br /> ==Controversy==<br /> [[File:Students.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[Image:coyaoi.jpg|thumb|right|Definitive proof that the [[columbine killers]] were fags.]]<br /> [[Some argue]] that Eric and Dylan were [[fag|lovers]] and that [[Jews did WTC|Jews did Columbine]] or that Dylan just fell [[mugu]] to Eric's plan. What is funny about this though, is the fact that Dylan and Eric were actually part of a Jewish power movement bent on exterminating non-Jews, causing much lulz to people smart enough to research lolumbine. The fact that Klebold was born on September 11th, 1981, and his fag friend 'Reb' wanted to hijack a plane and crash it into the World Trade Center is enough evidence to support this hypothesis. This also made the gods of irony cum instantly upon hearing the &quot;Friends of Rachael Club&quot; say that Eric and Dylan were &quot;Hitler worshipers&quot;.<br /> <br /> In one of their videos called '''&quot;Hitmen for Hire&quot;''' (having previously featured a member of staff from the school), the boys proclaim themselves to be the [[white knights]] of those abused at the school by the jock shitheads, suggesting they would be targeting specific cliques for eradication. When the day finally arrived and the shooting began, it appears the ultra surge of orgasmic, delirium-inducing adrenaline pulsing through their minds took over, and they began shooting randomly, indicating a potential [[epic fail]] with regards to the mission objective - the boys did not have the bomb. They did, however, have an example of why terrorists should test DIY bombs prior to putting them into service when using [[The Anarchist Cookbook]] as primary reference material. The selection of an indiscriminate killing weapon (Propane tank bomb) forms a second disparity with the viewpoints from their [[white knight]] videos.<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==List of jocks pwned==<br /> [[File:ColumbineVictims.jpg|400px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[http://acolumbinesite.com/victim/index.php Information on those PWN'd]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===Fatalities===<br /> <br /> *'''Rachel Scott'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 17/yo Stacy who was among the first casualties. We cover her in more detail later on in the article.<br /> <br /> *'''Daniel Rohrbough'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 15/yo nerdy kid. Police incompetence with reporting his death, and conspiracies lead the family to believe that SWAT accidentally pwn'd him. <br /> <br /> *'''Cassie Bernall'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 17/yo obsessive christfag. Many believed her to be the girl who was asked &quot;[[Do you believe in god]]?, making her another martyr for religious freaks. We also have a segment about her below.<br /> <br /> *'''Steve Curnow'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]:14/yo armyfag and jock.<br /> <br /> *'''Corey DePooter'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 17/yo jock and normie<br /> <br /> *'''Kelly Fleming'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: [[16 year old girls|16/yo]] [[emo]] [[artfag]] who looked like she would've shot up the school anyway even if Reb and Vodka hadn't<br /> <br /> *'''Matthew Kechter'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 16/yo roidmonkey football jock/chad. <br /> <br /> *'''Daniel Mauser'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 15/yo nerd who was a shining star to the planet and a [[Pretty cool guy]]. Sadly, the fag Eric Harris brutally murdered him. His dad, {{yt|ch|UCrhsJLphJ_-iIyW4R9o7_EA|Tom Mauser}}, would later go on to fight hard for [[Gun Control]], which certainly stopped the [[Aurora Theater Shooting]].<br /> <br /> *'''Isaiah Shoels'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 18/yo nigra and jock who was called a nigger and murdered. His parents cried 'muh racism' and fled the evil bigoted state of [[Colorado]] to flee to more liberal pastures - [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> *'''John Tomlin'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 16/yo christfag and redneck.<br /> <br /> *'''Lauren Townsend'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 18/yo Stacy and captain of a volleyball team.<br /> <br /> *'''Kyle Velasquez'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 16/yo mentally disabled student with a big physique.<br /> <br /> *'''William &quot;Dave&quot; Sanders'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 47/yo man who taught computer and business skills at the school for 25+ years. Upon discovering what was beginning to hatch out, he directed hundreds of students to safety. He was shot and critically wounded, leaving him to bleed to death while SWAT was too pussy to infiltrate the school and failed to stop 2 retards. This, along with the deaths of library students, caused extreme controversy. Verdict? '''Fuck the police.'''<br /> <br /> *'''Anne Hochhalter'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 43/yo chick who got injured at the age of 17. Her mom would later an-hero. Died on February 16, 2025 from the injuries she sustained nearly 26 years before. It is believed that both wounds were caused by EH.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Injuries===<br /> <br /> *'''Brian Anderson''': 17/yo injured by glass after Eric spotted him and shot a door. In interviews, he revealed that he was targeted due to wearing a white hat- a sign that he was a jock.<br /> <br /> *'''Richard Castaldo''': 17/yo who was shot along with Rachael Scott at the beginning of the bloodbath. Although he survived, he was left permanently paralyzed and crippled, bound to a wheelchair. He was part of Michael Moore's movie, Bowling For Columbine. [[What|He was also semi-supportive of the]] [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] [[What|game]].<br /> <br /> *'''Jennifer Doyle''': 17/yo generic Stacy who got shot<br /> <br /> *'''Stephen Eubanks''': 16/yo who was best friend of Corey DePooter. Another jock douchebag<br /> <br /> *'''Nicholas Foss''': 18/yo generic douche jock type<br /> <br /> *'''Sean Graves''': 15/yo dude who got shot in the back. Played dead while Dylan stepped over him. Probably saved his life.<br /> <br /> *'''Makai Hall''': 19/yo jap invader. Got interviewed by CNN<br /> <br /> *'''Patrick Ireland''': 17/yo jock. He was the guy who fell down the windows to SWAT. Was the first to think up and propose within local communities by arming school teachers with firearms in order to prevent school shootings.<br /> <br /> *'''Michael Johnson''': 15/yo guy with the most generic name ever.<br /> <br /> *'''Joyce Jankowski''': 45/yo teacher.<br /> <br /> *'''Mark Kintgen''': 17/yo ugly nerd who noticed the school message board read &quot;Today is not a good day to be here.&quot; He got shot in the fucking head yet this nerdy son of a bitch survived.<br /> <br /> *'''Lisa Kreutz''': 18/yo cute chick who luckily survived, but never spoke about what happened. Believed to be a {{Jew}}<br /> <br /> *'''Lance Kirklin''': 16/yo boy who was friends with Brooks Brown and a few others. Got shot in the face, breaking off huge parts of his jaw and bones. Somehow was able to recover, and continued to hunt with his dad. At a town meeting attended by then-president [[Bill Clinton]], he spoke up in defense of gun rights, triggering liberal fags.<br /> <br /> *'''Adam Kyler''': 16/yo guy who looked like what would happen when you press &quot;Randomize&quot; on the [[Oblivion]] character creation menu. He got harassed a lot by Dylan<br /> <br /> *'''Stephanie Munson''': 17/yo chick who got shot in the foot who somehow managed to run the fuck out of the school and get help.<br /> <br /> *'''Patricia Nielson''': 35/yo known as the annoying bitch in the Library calls to 9/11. STUDENTS DOWN UNDER THE TABLES!!!!1<br /> <br /> *'''Nicole Nowlen''': 16/yo chick who looked like a 40 yo.<br /> <br /> *'''Jeanna Park''': 18/yo barely legal gook chick who was unsurprisingly an A+ student.<br /> <br /> *'''Kacey Ruegsegger''': 17/yo chick who got shot and was told to &quot;Quit your bitching&quot;. Her story was an integral part of Lolumbine lore.<br /> <br /> *'''Valeen Schnurr''': 18/yo who was the real chick who was asked if she believed in god. <br /> <br /> *'''Daniel Steepleton''': 17/yo kid who provided lots of false information to the pigs<br /> <br /> *'''Evan Todd''': 15/yo jock asshole who was unfortunately spared by Dylan.<br /> <br /> *'''Mark Taylor''': 17/yo new kid who was at the school for only 3 weeks before he was injured via ballistic trauma- a new record for an American student!<br /> <br /> ===Post-massacre fatalities===<br /> Despite the caucasian chimpout being long over, Columbine left an invincible wave of destruction to forever plague the victims and their families, and people all over the world.<br /> <br /> *'''Hundreds of People''': A huge chunk of mass shootings, and nearly '''all''' school shootings, connect to Columbine in a way, as the massacre opened up a pandora's box, spawning [[Columbine Copycats|copycats]] and helping to turn the act of ass murder into a meme for losers to follow.<br /> <br /> *'''Greg Barnes''': This guy was the friend of Matthew Kechter who was shot to death in the shooting. The overwhelming sorrow of brutally losing his best buddy helped to push this troubled teen over the edge. Shortly after the first anniversary of the attack, this guy killed himself via hanging, while he listened to the song &quot;Adam's Song&quot; by Blink 182. This caused significant drama in the already-shocked community.<br /> <br /> *'''Carla Hochhalter''': Mother of Anne Hochhalter, who was injured in the attacks. Carla was severely depressed before Columbine, but the event pushed her over the edge. She killed herself at a gun store in front of around a dozen witnesses.<br /> <br /> *'''Austin Eubanks''': Victim who {{archive|ihJmb|'lost his battle'}} to [[drugs]].<br /> <br /> *'''Anne Marie Hochhalter''': The daughter of Carla Hochhalter. She died from sepsis in 2025 after one of those rascals, believed to be EH, shot her once in the spine and later once in the torso during lunch in 1999. Her death was ruled a homicide, officially making her the 14th casualty. Congrats boys for the +1 to casualties 26 years post mortem!<br /> <br /> ==Rachael Scott==<br /> <br /> '''Rachael Scott''' was some stupid [[cunt|cunt]] who made the mistake of [[retard|eating outside the front door of Columbine High School]] the day of the grand Caucasian chimpout spree. [[Rape|She caught a few dozen rounds in the]] [[ass]] and [[tits]] and died. This caused many [[Christfag]] family members to instantly [[cry|bawwww]] over the loss of their little girl (also known as [[Missing white woman syndrome]]). [[Jew|They then decided to market her]]. [[liar|They said that &quot;she envisioned changing the world&quot; and that in her bullet-ridden notebook she drew a picture of a plant crying &quot;9 tears&quot;. Those &quot;9 tears&quot; were apparently a psychic vision made by the dead bitch]]. <br /> <br /> ===Friends of Rachael Club===<br /> So the hillbilly fucks started a group/way to profit off from the death of a family member, called the &quot;friends of Rachael club&quot;. Basically, they [[troll]] the hallways of high schools asking people to be nice to random wapanese and animefags and asking for donations. Only [[fat|fat losers]], [[cunt|cunts]] with no boyfriends, [[furry|furries]], and [[dyke|dykes]] are in the friends of Rachael club. To sell the groups image they had a random hick they paid in moonshine say he was Rachael’s uncle, and that [http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt124361.html/ Eric and Dylan were Nazis]. When he said this, schools everywhere then shat bricks and exclaimed in the genius fashion that only high schoolers can achieve, &quot;HITLER IS BAD!!!1ONEONEONE&quot; Many other students then responded by closing the pool and forming 8 man swastigets. <br /> <br /> tl;dr Rachael got [http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt124361.html/ owned] and family is butthurt.<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===''I'm Not Ashamed''===<br /> <br /> [[2016|Seventeen years after Columbine]], the family STILL tries to profit off the death of their daughter; this time, they've contracted a team to make a movie about the dead bitch. The only ones to give good reviews are typically [[redundant|religious nuts]]. There are some reports that numerous [[Columbiners]] went to see this movie [[IRL Troll|whilst wearing a trenchcoat]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;KdS4CFj02Bo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Cassie Bernall==<br /> Urban legend has it that one of their victims, a girl named Cassie, was reading a Bible in study hall when the two stormed in and started [[trolling IRL]]. The less socially awkward boy noticed this and [[allegedly]] asked her, &quot;[[Do you believe in god]]?&quot; to which she answered &quot;yes&quot; and was beaten to death with a [[Half-Life|crowbar]]. [[IRL]] none of this actually happened, as he simply shot her after saying &quot;Peekaboo&quot;. The last person to see her alive said that her last words were &quot;Dear God. Dear God. Why is this happening? I just want to go home,&quot; one of the whiniest things heard by man, so the shooter was obligated to shoot her. Her parents have since milked the story to make lots of [[money]] as neither of them have a [[conscience]]. She has since become [[an hero]] to the cult of [[Christianity]]. <br /> <br /> People try to use Cassie's death as a way to prove the so-called oppression of the Christians in today's society, forgetting the rest of the godless heathens who were shot up that day. [[PROTIP]]: They all fucking deserved it. <br /> <br /> Until, of course, you point out to them that no one asked Cassie a goddamned thing and that the question was really directed at another girl, Valeen Schnurr (who lived through the massacre, but didn't get the credit due to her incredibly stupid-sounding name). Survivors are nowhere near as marketable as corpses.<br /> <br /> ==JO MAMMA!==<br /> Eric Harris, when he wasn't building bombs or fucking his boyfriend or dreaming up new ways to kill people over IRC with Osama Bin Ladin, had a number of web pages, where he pioneered the [[anti-joke]], mirrored [http://acolumbinesite.com/eric/mama.html here].<br /> <br /> Prime selections:<br /> <br /> ''JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or any other bad thing in need of seeing.....JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the humans society a lot.....JJJEAAAAA''<br /> <br /> ''Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she makes a pretty good one herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!''<br /> <br /> ''Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!''''<br /> <br /> Insults done by REB, VoDkA, and KiBBz (a friend of theirs IRL).<br /> <br /> Badass.<br /> <br /> ==OMG there's an RPG!!!==<br /> Released on the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre in [[2005]], [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] was an instant Internet success, causing epic levels of butthurt and win. The game can be found [http://www.columbinegame.com/ here].<br /> <br /> {{main|Super Columbine Massacre RPG}}<br /> <br /> ==Fun ways to troll Columbine survivors==<br /> [[File:Natural Born Pranksters.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Natural Born Pranksters]]<br /> Go ahead. It's as easy as 1-2-3!<br /> <br /> *1.) Look up the Columbine survivors (their names are listed all over the net)<br /> *2.) Log onto Facebook<br /> *3.) Type one of the survivor's names in the Facebook search bar<br /> *4.) If you find that one of the supposed survivors has an existing account, make sure it is the exact person<br /> *5.) Send them a message explaining how &quot;sorry&quot; you are for their experience<br /> *???) Wait for a genuine reply<br /> *PROFIT!) After they have replied, send them a link to this page :)<br /> <br /> BONUS ROUND!!1 - If they reply to you (and don't block and ghost you) take screencaps of it and put them below this sentence!<br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #4D0909;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;8kBuLYYdn1w&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Victim's Dad feeds the trolls'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;dtKV8Z7-oPg&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Columbine:Reloaded (UNFINISHED TEST)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;F6BxyVy2XJc&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''[[Pokemon]] remix'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;a4K8YE1ZatU&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Another one&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;kDUF8AnuqcM&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''[[SpongeBob|ColumBob]]'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;aXAaijf-1JU&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''ERIC HARRIS STRIKES BACK'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Fq1V4jHOePU&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Columbine REMIX'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;sx8UegbfkVQ&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Lost Basement Tapes recovered'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;10kpjp05IkA&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Columbine Ref's in [[Eminem]]'s Music'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;uNsW4OkKOm4&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Columbine [[Doom]] .wad'''&lt;/center&gt;}}|border=#FF4000|background=#FF4000}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == The basement tapes ==<br /> So far only two out of five tapes were officially released to the public, the other three are claimed to be [http://www.westword.com/news/columbine-killers-basement-tapes-destroyed-6283043 destroyed] because of fear of potential [[Columbine Copycats|copycat]] violence in [[teenager|teenaged]] white kids. Though, the [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/columbine_basement_tapes_1.0.pdf transcripts] do exist.<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|<br /> |&lt;archiveorg&gt;hitmen-for-hire-december-1998&lt;/archiveorg&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Hitmen For Hire - tape 01'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;archiveorg&gt;rampart-range&lt;/archiveorg&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Rampart Range - tape 02'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &lt;!-- <br /> <br /> NOTICE: The faggot removed all seven of his videos, thus making these tl;dr tapes much harder to find. I suggest anyone editing this page who is reading this helps track down the videos. they're usually 10+ mins in length each, made by the killers. The vids are usually pay-to-retrieve, cus the corrupt Jeffersons cops want moar shekels. Plz mirror the vids and edit this shit back in. <br /> <br /> == MOAR VLOGS ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv|Vlogs|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 1'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 2'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 3'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 4'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 5'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 6'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NIGGER&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Part 7'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> --&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{notice|For a comprehensive gallery, please refer to [[Columbine Gallery]]. Please keep only the best pictures below. Otherwise, put your pictures on the [[Columbine Gallery]] page.}}<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Columbine Cartography'''|COLgall|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Columbine-meme-generator-hate-school-so-much-you-die-there-f65d90.jpg|School sucks!!!<br /> File:Hitmenforhire.png|Hitman for hire.<br /> File:Columbinedoom.jpg|Definitive proof video games cause violence<br /> File:High+school wii collumbine.jpg|The musical.<br /> File:MassacreTime.jpg|COMMIT MASS MURDER!<br /> File:Columbine gta.jpg|GTA:Littleton<br /> File:Schoolraider3.jpg|School Raider<br /> File:Columbineinternet.jpg|We are from teh intarwebz.<br /> File:Ericharrisyugioh.png|As a Yugioh card<br /> File:42099shrooms.jpg|Impressive fanart, made on shrooms<br /> File:Hitman.gif|Hitman: Silent Assassin.<br /> File:Columbinego.png|Columbine: GO<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Columbinewasted.jpg|WASTED<br /> File:Chs1999lulz.jpg|Jaguars WTF guy<br /> File:Gayevidence2.jpg|More evidence they were fags<br /> File:Shootupyourschool.jpg|Generic white male<br /> File:Natural38433843.jpg|$420.99<br /> File:Bike.gif|What are you doing to my sister's bike?!<br /> File:Columbineinanutshell.jpg|Columbine in a nutshell<br /> File:Killersdiary.png|Gay secret that made them kill<br /> File:Wrathnaturalselection.png|NBK<br /> File:Columbinelegacy.jpg|Legacy of Columbine<br /> File:Columbinehighschool.jpg|Columbine High School, 2016<br /> File:Whitecaps.png|A jock with a white hat<br /> File:Columbinecrosses.jpg|Crosses for the victims. All fifteen of them.<br /> File:Classof1999.jpg|Class of 1999<br /> File:Wimpykid.jpg|Diary of a Wimpy Kid<br /> File:Columbine army of two.png|Army of Two<br /> File:Tec9.jpg|The true culprit! <br /> File:Radiationclothings.gif|Radioactive clothing.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> &lt;u&gt;'''Influenced by:'''&lt;/u&gt;<br /> <br /> * [[Charles Manson]] - Wrote an essay about him<br /> * [[Timothy McVeigh]] - Wanted to surpass him but failed<br /> * [[Doom]] &amp; [[Eminem]] - Brainwashed by these to [[Postal|go postal.]]<br /> <br /> &lt;u&gt;'''Inspired to follow their lead:'''&lt;/u&gt;<br /> <br /> *[[Columbine Copycats]] - For a detailed list, please check out this page.<br /> <br /> *[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Tried to copy Columbine, [[win|and actually succeeded]]. <br /> *[[Ryan Schallenberger]] - Also tried to copy Columbine, [[fail|but failed]].<br /> *[[Cho Seung-Hui]] of the [[Virginia Tech shootings massacre]] - Mentions their names in his manifesto.<br /> *[[Adam Lanza]] - Was obsessed with columbine before his shooting spree.<br /> *[[TJ Lane]] - Wore a &quot;KILLER&quot; T-shirt to mimic the &quot;WRATH&quot; and &quot;Natural Selection&quot; T-shirts worn by them.<br /> *[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - Plagiarized their dairies in his manifesto.<br /> *[[Jeff Weise]] - Trenchcoat, same music, liked Columbine-based movies, nazi-philia, shooting threat on [[an_hero_day|4/20]], and also asked people if they believed in god.<br /> *[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Like weise, also copycatted the &quot;Do you believe in god&quot; line.<br /> *[[Kimveer Gill]] - Fanboi autist of Reb &amp; VoDKa who managed to only [[Epic Fail|rack up 1 single kill]].<br /> *[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Mentally ill tranny autist freak who became a [[Columbiner]] and wanted to go for the [[high score]] after learning about Columbine.<br /> *[[Matthew Murray]] - Plagiarized Eric Harris constantly. <br /> *[[Alex Hribal]] - Claimed to have been possessed by the spirits of Reb &amp; VoD and forced to carry out an attack. <br /> *[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - Along with two other fags, attempted to copycat columbine but got arrested b4 the plan kicked off.<br /> *[[Lynn Ann]] - The most dedicated fangirl in lolumbiner history.<br /> *[[William Atchison]] - Tried to emulate his two heroes, [[lmao|but failed miserably]].<br /> &lt;u&gt;'''Other'''&lt;/u&gt;<br /> <br /> *[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] - Game inspired by the incident<br /> *[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]] - Another game inspired by the incident<br /> *[[Defense Industries Organization]]<br /> *[[Dillon Cossey]]<br /> *[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]<br /> *[[Mark Essex]]<br /> *[[Murder]]<br /> *[[Suicide]]<br /> *[[ZDaemon]]<br /> *[[Natural_Selection_game|''Natural Selection'' (game)]]<br /> *[[Patrick Purdy]]<br /> *[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - UK's version of Eric Harris<br /> *[[Sandy Hook]]<br /> *[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who shot up a school in [[Texas]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [[File:Sincecolumbine.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> ===Play at home versions===<br /> Try for the high score with these games!<br /> *[http://www.acolumbinesite.com/eric/doom.html Eric's ''Doom'' WADs] (said to be srsly [[lame]] but bloody) and some ''Quake'' stuff (only the readmes thar, awww, noes!)<br /> * [http://www.columbinegame.com/index.htm Super Columbine massacre RPG]: The Disclaimer says this game is intended to deepen the understanding of the shooting and its possible causes but we know this game was actually made [[lulz|for the LULZ]]!<br /> *[[Lulzy Mods#Columbine Simulation|Columbine Reinactment Mod]] - Got GMOD? Load this into the game and go apeshit!<br /> <br /> ===Relics===<br /> Old shit from the 90s and early 2000s<br /> <br /> *[http://www.asecular.com/trenchcoat/ Columbine Parody Site]{{Archive|QX4US}} - tricked lots of retarded boomers back in the day.<br /> <br /> ===Info pages / resources===<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|Columbine_High_School_massacre|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Eric_Harris_and_Dylan_Klebold|TOW coverage on E&amp;D}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Rachel_Scott|TOW coverage on Rachel Scott}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Cassie_Bernall|TOW coverage on Cassie Bernall}}<br /> *[[Amazon]] supports this [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/ Exploitation site] - Site has some good media, a lot of [[Whine|whining]], and more [[lies|disinformation]].<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8yM_WKDZsKD0lJ_BzwpflQ The most comprehensive video gallery relating to lolumbine yet!]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *[http://www.members.tripod.com/~VanessaWest/columbine-4.html An incredibly detailed page on the whole thing from start to finish with a detailed timeline, reports, evidence, and media. Seriously, this woman has way too much free time.]<br /> *[http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f237/columbine-victims-death-crime-scene-pictures-37271/ Columbine Victim's Death &amp; Crime Scene Pictures]<br /> *[http://community.livejournal.com/rebandvodka/ LOL fanbois]<br /> *[http://incogman.net/2009/04/columbine-10-years-of-jew-media-lies/ Proof Jews did Columbine]<br /> *[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356561/ First and best movie treatment so far.]<br /> *[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/btf4y/iama_former_student_of_columbine_high_school_ama/ AMA from a Lolumbine Student]<br /> *[https://www.reddit.com/comments/gulaf/iama_columbine_survivor_named_brooks_brown_i_was/ AMA from Brooks Brown, former BFF of Dylan IRL]<br /> *[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-FhGN3q1_lYcWw1N243TjdiZEU Columbine 1999 Yearbook]<br /> <br /> ===Old news articles===<br /> <br /> *{{Archive|Q8dNB|Goth-fashion crackdown seen by some as fascism}}<br /> *[http://extras.denverpost.com/news/shotarch1.htm Denver Post articles from July 1 1999 to Nov 30 2000]<br /> *[http://extras.denverpost.com/news/shotmain.htm Denver Post articles from Dec 1 2000 to April 7 2001]<br /> <br /> ===Modern news articles===<br /> *[http://www.cannabisculture.com/content/2009/04/20/taking-back-420-richard-castaldo-ten-years-after-columbine Taking Back 4/20: Richard Castaldo Ten Years After Columbine]<br /> <br /> {{Columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{Goth}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{Lulzhistory}}<br /> {{Jewseries|title=Dylan Klebold}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 20, [[2009]]|[[Manhunt]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Manhunt]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article April 20, &amp; 21, [[2025]]|[[4Chan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Timothy McVeigh]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]<br /> [[Category:Locations]]<br /> [[Category:Columbine]]<br /> [[Category:Crime]]<br /> [[Category:Suicide]]<br /> [[Category:1999]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Jewseries&diff=1953945 2026-05-09T13:01:28Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{| cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;80%&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; margin:1.5em auto 1.5em auto; {{roundy|25px}}&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot; |<br /> ! rowspan=4 align=center width=20% style=&quot;padding-right:10px&quot; |<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-transform:lowercase;font-variant:small-caps&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on &lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;[[Jews]]&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br/&gt;[[File:Raelian symbol.png|link=|125px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | style=&quot;{{roundytop|25px}}; background-color: #FFFFFF; border: solid 2px #01156B; text-align: left; padding: 11px&quot; |<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%&quot;&gt;Patriarchs &lt;span class=&quot;collapsibletoggle&quot;&gt;[&lt;span class=&quot;mw-customtoggle-patriarchsJewtemp showhidetext&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;collapsibletoggletext hiddentext&quot;&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;collapsibletoggletext&quot;&gt;+&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div id=&quot;mw-customcollapsible-patriarchsJewtemp&quot; class=&quot;mw-collapsible mw-collapsed&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Aaron Fechter]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Adam L. 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Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Off_Them&diff=1953917 2026-05-09T00:41:13Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|this game will never be updated}}<br /> {{AspieFandom}}<br /> [[File:OffThemOldMenu.jpg|thumb|350px|Holy shit Omar???]]<br /> <br /> '''Off Them''' is a shitty [[mass shooter]] game that was made in [[2025]]. It was originally made as an homage to [[Omar Mateen]], but when [[Faggots|the creator's friends]] pressured him into deleting the map in &quot;memoriam&quot; of the [[Shit nobody cares about|49 fags]], he later rebranded it as Off Them. <br /> <br /> == The game ==<br /> [[File:OffThem.jpg|thumb|350px|Main menu]]<br /> <br /> [[Lie|The game is pretty good]] for something made in such a short period of time. It's mobile and PC exclusive and it was made by a single developer named '''Ashiev'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}}. Ashiev is a brainrotted [[TCC]]tard who supports [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Omar Mateen]] (even though they would've hated each other) to the point of adding Easter eggs of them in his cringy game. The game lets you shoot up [[Payton Gendron|supermarkets]], [[Columbine|schools]], &lt;s&gt;Pulse Nightclub&lt;/s&gt;, and even a sniper map that totally doesn't reference [[Stephen Paddock|that guy]]! The main character of the game also wears a [[SIEGE™ mask]]. The game has 3 types of NPCs. <br /> *Police - Police that actually try, unlike at [[Salvador Ramos|Robb Elementary School]]. They wear a helmet, black armor, shirt and pants.<br /> *Civilian - Pussies who hide from the shooter. Their AI is pretty smart though. They sometimes play dead. However, it is easy to spot them since they have no blood around them. They wear a white shirt.<br /> *Bystander - Civilian who, instead of being a total complete pussy, actually tries to attack you. However, they are pretty slow. They wear a gray shirt.<br /> <br /> ===Paths===<br /> Paths you can take in the game. Some of these paths only pop up after a specific period of time or when you hear police sirens.<br /> *Surrendering<br /> *Suicide<br /> *Getting killed by bystander<br /> *Getting killed by police<br /> <br /> ===Gameplay===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;7qfCbRRE-mI&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''Notice how the screams are louder than the gunshots.'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Developers ==<br /> Ashiev is a faggoted self-hating Russophobe Muslim Nazi. After [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] LARPed for Agartha at his school, his home country, [[Indonesia]], got super [[Butthurt|angry]] about radicalism, [[neo-Nazi]]sm, and of course, the shitty [[TCC]], causing them to go [[apeshit]] the second they saw a single thing about mass shootings being posted from their country. Ashiev decided to not tell anybody he was a neo-Nazi because of this, but he was exposed by the Indonesian antifa in the end for being a neo-Nazi, and they reported him to the Indonesian police. Ashiev saw tons of police cars and government vehicles outside his house ever since then, until they finally decided to throw him into the [[Party Van]], where he is now receiving [[Bubba]]'s fair treatment in prison. [[Some argue]] that he's Russian and say that he was put in a Russian gulag, but this has been disproven.<br /> <br /> ===The moderators===<br /> {{Quote|back in the days when off them was still popular i was in contact with the only gun modeler and i watched him get some gun models from some websites and change them a bit|Decrete's friend}}<br /> The Off Them Shitcord server is already faggoted enough, but to add on, the moderators are way more faggoted. '''Decrete'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} is a [[Natalie Rupnow|retarded foid neo-Nazi TCC faggot]] who moderates and helps develop Off Them. She is a retard who power trips and gets mad over the slightest jokes. She also plays [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG!|Columbine games]] and then gets mad when others play the same thing. She also &quot;makes&quot; gun models for Ashiev, and when we say make, we mean she steals them off websites and then modifies them a bit by changing a few textures and colors to make it more simplified. She also owns a [[Payton Gendron|Bushmaster XM-15 rifle]], which she will hopefully kill herself with. Another faggoted moderator is '''Nero'''{{Trans}}{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Girllover}}. Nero is a [[furfag]] [[Robin Westman|neo-Nazi troon]] who likely won't live past the age of 17 and will probably [[Ack|ACK]] before he even manages to get a job. He also nuked the Off Them 'cord server, which is the only good thing he has done in his entire life.<br /> <br /> == Fandom ==<br /> Okay, I'll give you some time to answer this question; what do you think the community consists of?<br /> <br /> A) [[TCC]]tards<br /> <br /> B) [[Edgelords]]<br /> <br /> C) [[Neo-Nazi]]s<br /> <br /> D) [[12-year-old]]s<br /> <br /> Okay, time's up! The answer is all of the above. The fanbase is very shitty, especially the moderators. You could make ONE wrong joke and get banned in their shithole of a [[Discord]] server that is now fortunately deleted, while content creators could make (shittily made) mass shooter edits and post them in the server and somehow get away with it. They also ban people for being in the [[TCC]], which you'd think would be a good thing until you realize the creator of the game is part of the [[TCC]] himself.<br /> <br /> == Fedding ==<br /> The 14-year-old creator of the game, Ashiev, was fortunately fedded because the Indonesian police saw the old version of his game. You might be wondering what the fuck was in the old version of the game that led to him getting fedded and getting all his shit confiscated. Well, he put an Omar Mateen tribute in the game, added [[Tarrantula]] scribblings to the guns in the game, added a Pulse Nightclub map, and added a GoPro feature (we all know [[Brenton Tarrant|who this is referencing]]).<br /> <br /> == Copycats ==<br /> Surprisingly, this game was a really big hit in the shitty [[TCC]]. A lot of people played it and made edits of it, and when they realized the creator was being given special treatment by [[Bubba]] in the slammer, they became sad for 2 reasons. First off, they were jealous of him getting to meet Bubba. Second off, that meant no more shitty updates, so that inspired other people to copy Ashiev and take his shitty work. Here's a list of some of those copies.<br /> <br /> ===Off Them: Bloodbath===<br /> Bloodbath is a game made by Ashiev's friends after they realized he was receiving special treatment by [[Bubba]] in prison. However, since the developers are inbred and [[retarded]] aspies, [[Truth|they will never be releasing the game]]. Instead of actually working on the game, they instead decide to roleplay as siblings and do [[WTF|incest rape roleplay]] on [[Discord|Shitcord]] (yes, really).<br /> <br /> ===Unheard===<br /> [[File:K2pDdN.png|thumb|300px|Obvious copy]]<br /> <br /> Despite the creator of Off Them hating Russians and being a Russophobe, a {{hover|[[Irony|Russian]], '''Alexander Yanich''',|It doesn't show he's Russian on itch.io because its banned in Russia, which means he used a Netherlands/Germany VPN.}} decided it would be a good idea to combine Off Them and [[Roblox]] into one game. The main reason the game is even known is because a transgender [[Thai]] faggot promoted his game on [[TikTok]], which makes the irony even worse considering Ashiev hated [[faggots]]. The game is still getting updates. Considering the start-up intro of the game is a reference to [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], and one of the characters has a [[Brenton Tarrant|helmet with a GoPro]], the game obviously won't last that long and maybe Alexander will get thrown in the [[Party Van]] like Ashiev. Who knows?<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;3&quot;&gt;<br /> File:OffThemLoadingScreen.jpg|Loading screen<br /> File:OffThemLoadingScreen2.jpg|Second loading screen<br /> File:OffThemFaggotry.png|Off Them mods doing their jobs<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> {{Lulzgames}}<br /> <br /> *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Referenced in this game.<br /> *[[Gary Plauché]] - The developer's inspiration.<br /> *[[High Score]]<br /> *[[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] - The inspiration for this game.<br /> *[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - The reason Ashiev's rotting in the slammer right now.<br /> *[[Omar Mateen]] - Had a tribute in this game.<br /> *[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]]<br /> *[[Schoolocaust]]<br /> *[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]<br /> *[[Tarrantula]] - What he would have been if he had planned an attack.<br /> *[[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School]]<br /> *[[Unabomber]] - Another one of the developer's inspirations.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{tiktok|off.them|Ashiev's TikTok account.}}<br /> *{{tiktok|ashiaenr1b0|His old TikTok account.}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|offthemholder|off-them|Download the game}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|alexander-yanich|unheard|Download Unheard}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|offthemholder2|off-them|Outdated version}}<br /> *{{itchiouser|offthemholder|Ashiev itch.io account}}<br /> *{{itchiouser|offthemholder2|Alt account}}<br /> *[https://off-them-studios.netlify.app/ Shitty game website]<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gaming|trolls}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Sri_Lanka_2019_Terrorist_Attacks&diff=1953916 2026-05-09T00:40:04Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{crap}}<br /> {|style=&quot;background-color:#d8d8d8; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;<br /> |BGCOLOR=#000000|[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&lt;br&gt;[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&lt;br&gt;[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]<br /> |style=&quot;padding:2px&quot;|&lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lose 9 iPods?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;This page contains 9 [[an heroes]].&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:ISISMAN.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''National Thowheeth Jama'ath'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sri Lanka]]n&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Miniflag Sri Lanka.jpg]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 269, injured 500+}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|14th]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes. suicide bombing}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Brenton Tarrant]] [[Trump Derangement Syndrome|Derangement Syndrome]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.<br /> <br /> Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|France]] or [[Britain]], these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like [[Sri Lanka]]. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).<br /> <br /> == Attacks ==<br /> <br /> Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful).<br /> There was something else in that Easter Egg...<br /> National Thowheeth Jama'ath<br /> <br /> Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.<br /> <br /> A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.<br /> <br /> [[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter Bombings security footage.mp4|center|500px]]&lt;center&gt;'''Stuff actually happens in the last 30 seconds'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> <br /> On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.<br /> <br /> [[File:2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings aftermath.jpg|center|thumb]]<br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> {{GradedScore|'''269'''|500 Injured|10|[[Fail|Bigger injury count than kill count]]|20|Reverse crusade|100|Made a lot of Christcucks [[BAWWW]]... even to this day!|20|2nd best Terrorist Attack of 2019|439|A+++|Allahu Akbar in [[Sri Lanka|Buddhastan]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|6}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[9/11]]<br /> *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Why they [[BAWWWWW]]'d<br /> *[[Gökmen Tanis]] - Another [[BAWWWWW]]'ing Muslim <br /> *[[ISIS]]<br /> <br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Terrorists}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> [[Category:2019]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlGore&diff=1953904 2026-05-08T20:47:35Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: /* Lol */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|[[File:Crashdance.gif|200px|right]]}}<br /> {{corner|[[File:Link slash.gif|130px|right]]}}<br /> {{corner|[[File:Knight.gif|70px|right]]}}<br /> {{corner|&lt;video type=&quot;youtube&quot; id=&quot;j4PTf7LgsIE&amp;autoplay=1&amp;loop=1&quot; height=&quot;3&quot; width=&quot;3&quot; position=&quot;bottom|left&quot; frame=&quot;false&quot; /&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Littlehitlers award.jpg|thumb|500px|right]]<br /> <br /> '''Archives'''<br /> <br /> Each archive = 50 topics<br /> <br /> [[User_talk:AlGore/archive1|Archive I]] (Dec 2012 ~ August 2016)<br /> <br /> [[User_talk:AlGore/archive2|Archive II]] (August 2016 ~ )<br /> <br /> <br /> == Tizianas ==<br /> <br /> Greeting AlGore,<br /> <br /> Appreciate the advice, the videos are actually in [[Tiziana_Cantone|the article]], I just linked it subtly &quot;So popular were '''her videos'''&quot; being the link. I will add a link near the gallery to them.<br /> <br /> [[User:Hilaryswank|Hilaryswank]] 16:15, 25 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :Let's get this article finished ASAP. I want to set it as AOTN. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 16:16, 25 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> Page is looking good, added some extra mirrors, love the gallery you added. Anything else needed? [[User:Hilaryswank|Hilaryswank]] 17:30, 25 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :Keep adding more details. Polish up and smooth the text so it's better quality and easier to read. That should do. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 17:35, 25 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> Cleaned up everything I was able to find and adjusted/reworded some things to make it a bit more accessible. Will take a look at it again tomorrow with fresh eyes if it still needs adjustment. Thanks again. [[User:Hilaryswank|Hilaryswank]] 19:10, 25 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ::Feel free to contribute more content to ED, we are in need of editors like you. Keep up the good work and you might be an EDitor one day. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 06:08, 11 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ==Jesus Christ==<br /> Or J.C. or Just Cause: Should we include something about the abysmal FOV? And if so how? If more than a single then we need flowcharts and shit. Or [https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*HhK2gvo-eINK_ebISS4jcQ.png this] where we show JC's FOV compared to regular games and viewing angles? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 14:30, 27 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> Whatever go for it -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 14:34, 27 September 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Blockland ==<br /> <br /> hook me up with some cool legos, rbeh. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 06:17, 1 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> What's your name on blockland? [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 15:27, 1 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :I've assumed dozens of aliases throughout the time I played. I stopped wasting my time on that game in like 2012. I checked on it a year ago and it seems even worse than before. You aren't from the 0002/pre-refail era, so you're not going to remember me. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 14:26, 2 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ==6000 edits==<br /> Are you going after the infinite monkey theorem with all those edits, so that eventually one of them might be worthwhile? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 18:38, 1 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> actually Im at 11k now you raper -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 01:03, 4 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :Are you saying that you'd like to swallow me whole? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 03:14, 4 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> swallo my seed bish -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 03:46, 4 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == spam ==<br /> <br /> Remember to blank the summary of the content when you delete spam pages, so that the link etc doesn't appear. I had to learn that as well, means the spammers haven't achieved anything. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 05:28, 11 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> yea ok sorry -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 05:41, 11 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :Don't listen to him. He is lying. Nobody would ever tell him this. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 06:06, 11 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :: [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:LulzKiller/archive1#spam_2 uberfukken did]. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 16:08, 11 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == RE: Clinton ==<br /> <br /> awwww thanks :&gt; [[User:Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#960000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#590000;font-size:25px;&quot;&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 13:31, 22 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == cascading protection ==<br /> <br /> yo, do you mind not cascading when you protect pages next time? that'll be great kthx {{user:NKO/sig}} 07:40, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> i dont know what that shit is but sorry -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 07:44, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :When protecting a page, there's an option for cascading. Just try not to click that button next time. {{user:NKO/sig}} 07:50, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> what does that shit do i was just trying to protect the xotn shit since some other admins protected the pages -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 07:55, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :If I remember correctly 4 years ago, a former admin told me that cascading fucks up shit on the wiki. {{user:NKO/sig}} 07:59, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> fuck -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 08:09, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :And it hasn't been fixed yet. But it will be really soon. Really really really soon. All fixed. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 08:50, 23 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == [[Tim]] ==<br /> <br /> Nice catch. I added all the names I could think of. '''&amp;mdash;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:2px;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;[[User:VX|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#DD0000;&quot;&gt;V&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:VX|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#DD0000;&quot;&gt;X&lt;/span&gt;]]&amp;nbsp;'''&lt;/span&gt; 20:03, 31 October 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Do ==<br /> <br /> I have to waer a yellow star now? TVM for the vote of confidence, I really wasn't expecting this at all. [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 12:53, 2 November 2016 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Make Cats Great Again==<br /> [[File:Trump Cat.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 13:50, 9 November 2016 (EST)<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;CZQ_Z1stAVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> NUKE DENMARK. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 14:04, 10 November 2016 (EST)<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/JasonTowick/status/796992889687568384}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 03:42, 11 November 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Garbage Floods ==<br /> [[Image:STOPmultikultur.jpg|thumb|right|What the fuck is this even supposed to be?]]<br /> Do you even look at any of these images before you upload them, or are you just vying for Garbage Editor Of The year? You might want to focus a bit more on QUALITY than quantity, rather than just bogging down every other article with an endless load of mediocre shit. I try and use a 1/10 rule myself. Meaning out of every 10 images I have on a subject, only 1 gets uploaded. So if I have a 100, then only 10 get uploaded. See how that works? That way it forces you to actually think a bit and consider which images are really worth uploading and which aren't. Something to think about. --&lt;b&gt;[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]&lt;/b&gt; [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 05:59, 25 November 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> Calm the fuck down fat fuck -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 06:00, 25 November 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> :Says the guy who freaked the fuck out earlier today because someone else dumped a whole bunch of the garbage he piled on into some article. Not only do you upload endless reams of stupid horseshit, you get crazy, stupid defensive about it whenever anyone cleans up after you. Personally, I don't really care, I move garbage into talk pages when I find it, so it's not any bother to me, just trying to give you some friendly advice... although judging by your user page it looks like you get your jollies off on garbage editing... to the point where you even keep track of how many edits you've made, like some kind of bizarre autistic. --&lt;b&gt;[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]&lt;/b&gt; [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 06:07, 25 November 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> Nobody cares fatter go write a book -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 06:07, 25 November 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> :I didn't write it, but here's a book for you...<br /> <br /> :[[Image:Calm_Down_Time.png|left|thumb]]{{clear}}<br /> :Enjoy! :D<br /> :--&lt;b&gt;[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]&lt;/b&gt; [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 06:29, 25 November 2016 (EST)<br /> ::I wanted to congratulate you on pissing off fatter and helping him to sperg out just enough so that his ops were taken. Well done. '''&amp;mdash;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:2px;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;[[User:VX|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#DD0000;&quot;&gt;V&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:VX|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#DD0000;&quot;&gt;X&lt;/span&gt;]]&amp;nbsp;'''&lt;/span&gt; 00:08, 7 December 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Hey ==<br /> <br /> {{approve|everything}}.<br /> :Thanks for your help around the wiki. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 15:01, 21 December 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> give me more meth -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 15:11, 21 December 2016 (EST)<br /> :Ok your rations will be upped to 4 meths a day. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 15:13, 21 December 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Aaron Alexis ==<br /> <br /> expanded the [[Aaron Alexis]] page a bit therefore i removed the stub tag, don't know if it's okay now (better than it was before, didn't have enough info in my personal opinion) but i also added and made note of the mental illness shit, you were the most recent one who worked on it since July so that's why i'm talking about it --[[User:Bee tee gee|Bee tee gee]] 15:14, 31 December 2016 (EST)<br /> <br /> :He's black so nobody cares it doesnt fall into the &quot;Only whites are psycho&quot; old media bias<br /> <br /> == DICKSDICKDICKS ==<br /> <br /> Happy THE CURRENT YEAR to you too homey. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 06:38, 1 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == A New Version ==<br /> Not sure what you were planning on doing with this...<br /> [[Image:WhatBeingAWomanIsLike.png|thumb|left]]{{clear}}<br /> <br /> But I created a better version (from the original source)...<br /> [[Image:What_Being_A_Woman_Is_Like.png|thumb|left]]{{clear}}<br /> <br /> --[[User:IdimmuXul|IdimmuXul]] 16:03, 4 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> Good<br /> <br /> put it on [[Pol/]] and [[Women]] somewhere -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 21:41, 4 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Golden Ipod. ==<br /> <br /> [[Golden iPod|12 days past]]<br /> --[[User:LIOD|LIOD]] 13:38, 12 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> Resolved -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 09:12, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==Trump's inauguration==<br /> And all the looting and shit around that.. Are you going to make something about this? It seems like something that would make your peepee erect. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 03:15, 21 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> :U rite some shit i can help u out -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 03:16, 21 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==Crywalker==<br /> [https://www.facebook.com/meghan.parkansky/photos?lst=100010069121829%3A26706374%3A1485164954&amp;source_ref=pb_friends_tl This her?] [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 04:53, 23 January 2017 (EST)<br /> :Never mind, apparently her [http://www.itv.com/news/2017-01-20/protester-who-screamed-at-trumps-inauguration-this-is-not-america/ name is Jessica Starr], unless it is an alias [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 05:32, 23 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == yo ==<br /> <br /> you still plan on setting FF7 as aotn on the [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/January_31,_2017 31st]? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:06, 25 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> i setted too much shit last year its all on u goys. i doubt anyone would still give a fuck about a 20 year old game -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 02:11, 26 January 2017 (EST)<br /> :lol ok. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 08:36, 26 January 2017 (EST)<br /> ::GOI set it :) --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 08:37, 26 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == fix this balease! ==<br /> <br /> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:KIKE.gif<br /> <br /> photo does not show up, it return an error. <br /> <br /> <br /> derp.--[[User:LIOD|LIOD]] 13:43, 27 January 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> It's an error with the ED software. Sometimes images fuck up when they're uploaded. Just flush any broken images you see unless some super-admins know any way of fixing it. Probably a waste of time since I'll be unleashing 200 more kike images soon for that gallery. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 09:11, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == re: pedophile ==<br /> <br /> thanks. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:42, 1 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> That kid actually uploaded CP didnt he? -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 09:11, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == RE: KF shit ==<br /> <br /> Thanks. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 21:26, 11 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==JK Bitchling==<br /> No, not really. I don't know shit about her, TBH. I have never even seen or read Harry Pothead. I just wanted a funny image in the intro :D. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 09:05, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> Alright bro. Is it policy to not link to Dailystormer? Because they're the ones along with /pol/ who initiated the trolling campaigns against her -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 09:06, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> I think DailyStormer is okay, but if you can archive it, it is better. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|&lt;font color=&quot;green&quot;&gt;CobaltCat&lt;/font&gt;]] 09:08, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> Yeah a lot of the links in the article so far are from the forums (user-only) so I'm prob gonna try to archive it somehow. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 09:10, 15 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==melniXofia==<br /> Eh VD u sayin? gibx me dat, wado I do?<br /> <br /> Do a bunch of shit for the wiki and I'll give you [[VD]] -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 06:37, 1 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == ola ==<br /> <br /> please flush https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Yemen_flow_chart.jpg<br /> <br /> Thank You! --[[User:LIOD|LIOD]] 13:41, 28 February 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> done -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 06:37, 1 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == rodney alcala ==<br /> <br /> hey AlGore congrats on becoming a successful EDiot<br /> long time no see<br /> <br /> You and I were going to work on a page for the dating game killer<br /> I had to make a new account, my old one isn't banned, but I just don't want to deal with it<br /> it was hacked by other people because I used guerillaMail lol<br /> <br /> why don't u ever release the pages you work on? <br /> I wanted to start the page on rodney alcala<br /> <br /> I'd love to keep working on writing lulzy pages about mass murderers<br /> most of my attention rn is turned towards liberal nuts and the trump administration<br /> <br /> cheers m80<br /> <br /> [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Juvenal Juvenal]<br /> <br /> {{Unsigned|Juvenal}}<br /> <br /> EDIT: (Above) I had already added a direct link to my fucking page as a signature, so fuck your signature rule, and it's been years since I've been here.<br /> <br /> clicking the fucking hyperlink not good enough for you? are are you so fucking autistic in details that it has to specifically be a signature?<br /> <br /> who gives a fuck it leads to the same destination anyway, fucking chode master, suck a fucking knob<br /> <br /> lol jk<br /> <br /> [[User:Juvenal|Juvenal]] 12:41, 1 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> You want me to help co-write [[Rodney Alcala]]? I havent even got to work on that project or any other of mine. Evidently I've made a fuckload of articles for ED, only a few of which are even good. I'd rather pull a GirlOnTheInternet and actually write my article before publishing. Thats why [[HWNDU]] is so shit because I rushed to get it out and neglected it. I'm down to help you write any shit you want tho -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 12:58, 1 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> also remember always sign your posts using four ~'s<br /> <br /> {{Unsigned|AlGore}}<br /> <br /> Cool beans, I look forward to it.<br /> <br /> [[User:Juvenal|Juvenal]] 17:53, 2 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == re xotn ==<br /> <br /> XOTN has been running dry lately. If one isn't well stocked, better to have subpar content than nothing. I've set the vid. '''&amp;mdash;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:2px;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;[[User:VX|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#DD0000;&quot;&gt;V&lt;/span&gt;]][[User talk:VX|&lt;span style=&quot;color:#DD0000;&quot;&gt;X&lt;/span&gt;]]&amp;nbsp;'''&lt;/span&gt; 12:22, 1 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> Encourage other admins to set shit -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 12:58, 1 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==melniXofia==<br /> Thanks! I laughed hours working on it.<br /> <br /> ==Ay Bro==<br /> <br /> Are you done with [[Rapefugee/Scrap]]? Just curious for cleanup reasons. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}19:48, 4 March 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}<br /> <br /> Do whatever you want to it -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 15:56, 4 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Confuzzled ==<br /> <br /> I thought we weren't supposed to archive the TJC? [[User:Schnitzel|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#993300&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;SCHNITZEL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[User Talk:Schnitzel|&lt;font color=&quot;#FF6600&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; RADDA RADDA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Schnitzel2.jpg|40px]] 11:27, 6 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> Oh it gets archived all the time. I was just moving dead topics to the most recent archive because the page was starting to get tl;dr. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 11:35, 6 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> *Ah, okay then. [[User:Schnitzel|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#993300&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;SCHNITZEL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[User Talk:Schnitzel|&lt;font color=&quot;#FF6600&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; RADDA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]] [[Special:Contributions/Schnitzel|&lt;font color=&quot;#FF6600&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; RADDA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Schnitzel2.jpg|40px]] 15:17, 6 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> I only archived shit noone was responding to since Jan or mid Feb -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 15:34, 6 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> *Also, are deathnotices not on ED anymore? If so shouldn't [[Template:Flush]] should be... uh, flushed? [[User:Schnitzel|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#993300&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;SCHNITZEL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[User Talk:Schnitzel|&lt;font color=&quot;#FF6600&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; RADDA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]] [[Special:Contributions/Schnitzel|&lt;font color=&quot;#FF6600&quot; face=&quot;Agency FB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; RADDA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Schnitzel2.jpg|40px]] 18:32, 6 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> uhh idk -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 19:45, 6 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> :Yeah for sure. 1: the only people that delete articles are mods. Even then, we get in trouble for doing it sometimes. 2: there are already deletion requests templates. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}02:33, 7 March 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}<br /> <br /> Is the new zelda game good -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 23:42, 6 March 2017 (<br /> <br /> :It's got a problem, it's a mediocre open world game, but also a zelda game, so it's overall a decent video game, a kinda whatever open world game, and a game that fanboys can latch onto cuz nintendah. Basically, it's easy to criticize, but it's not a BAD videogame unless you consider the switch as part of the entry price.{{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}06:37, 7 March 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}<br /> <br /> Switch and Wii U are gay. I just watched a speedrun of some guy beating the game in like an hour and it didnt even look that hard. Underwhelmingly dull and stretched out. Update [[Zelda]] page and tear that game an asshole cus all these fags are rating it 90~100/100 when it looks like a B- game to me. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 02:10, 7 March 2017 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==Also BTW==<br /> <br /> I was unnecessarily hard on you when I came back initially. Sorry, man. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}02:33, 7 March 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}<br /> <br /> ==Zippy merchants==<br /> <br /> Things are a bit higgledy-piggledy at my end of the wire, too. But it can't hurt to set it up. Not promising much but will see what I can do. [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 08:22, 13 March 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> //REDACTED<br /> <br /> 80 MB<br /> <br /> Tell me when you have it downloaded so I can delete that link -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 08:50, 13 March 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> : The Jews are in the nest. Repeat, the Jews are in the nest. Over. [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 11:59, 13 March 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Late RE: XOTNs ==<br /> <br /> I got a few up, but I'm usually fucking awful at it tho because I'm utterly disconnected from reality and don't watch the news. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}00:52, 17 March 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}<br /> <br /> Set more XOTNs if you can. I'm usually one of the few who actively set any content. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 11:54, 3 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == From Major ==<br /> <br /> Yeah, I thought the pictures would make it funnier but Sidecar was right, its the text that makes ED funny, problem with Trump is, there is too much material that i though the pictures would do the job.--[[User:Majortom115|Majortom115]] 11:20, 3 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> If you have pics to add, add them to the gallery. If they are relevant to a segment that doesn't have a pic with it, use '''&lt;nowiki&gt;[[File:hello.jpg|thumb|right|witty sentence]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;'''. For more tutorials, check the intro post on your talk page the bots post. Or check [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:A User's Guide to Article Building|here]]. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 11:53, 3 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ==Darth Bannon==<br /> <br /> I've not much more to say on the sleazebag, but there is plainly more interest now than when I made the article. Perhaps we ought to set some (but not all) AOTNs with an 'improvement drive' headline, explicitly encouraging people to add stuff? Especially some of the more promising stubs. [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 17:24, 6 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> :You're an admin so you can do whatever you want -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 18:46, 6 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == $ ==<br /> <br /> I did what you've asked me, now can you forward a payment of $16.66 dollars to me on PayPal for doing lots of clean up please? lulz. --[[User:LIOD|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000A0&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;LIOD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Phoenix_Emblem.png|26px|link=Special:Contributions/LIOD]] 03:44, 7 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> ===I'm Sorry===<br /> <br /> I apologize. I got confused because I was on the [[Sailor Moon]] page and thought that rule 34 was still allowed because that page still has a lot on it. I should have read the page when I download the images but I was a dumb fuck. I'm sorry. I realy enjoy editing for this site so could you please unban me HaGibor.<br /> You MasterBlaster and MasterBlaster run Barter Town.<br /> <br /> HaGibor {{Unsigned|Happyjackharkin}}<br /> <br /> What the fuck are you talking about bro -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 00:26, 8 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> :Am so confused. More confused than... nvm will not throw a joke.--[[User:LIOD|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000A0&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;LIOD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Phoenix_Emblem.png|26px|link=Special:Contributions/LIOD]] 00:29, 8 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Re: WW3 ==<br /> <br /> your threat image was gud. You should use it when you feel like it. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}04:30, 8 April 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}<br /> <br /> == AOTN ==<br /> <br /> When are you going to set the article for 16th and 17th? Mr.Virginia-Tech is still awaiting his article. Someone being too lazy? damn... just damn... I got more free time than anyone here. --[[User:LIOD|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000A0&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;LIOD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Phoenix_Emblem.png|26px|link=Special:Contributions/LIOD]] 12:39, 16 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> i already gave cho a feature in 2015<br /> <br /> and i've celebrated 9/11 / an hero days with POTNs for a few years straight now. noone needs a vtech feature -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 22:44, 16 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Fill the gap ==<br /> <br /> you know the deal:<br /> <br /> Wanted level:<br /> <br /> 1 =&gt; Mall cop<br /> 2 =&gt; ?<br /> 3 =&gt; ?<br /> 4 =&gt; FBI<br /> 5 =&gt; National Guard<br /> ? =&gt; Army<br /> <br /> Is this correct or not? have a look at my last edit just to make sure cuz i think the army is at 5 stars, national guard 4 stars, FBI 3 stars, Police 2 stars &amp; 1 star mall cop. Unless the CIA and NSA can be added lol. <br /> <br /> --[[User:LIOD|&lt;font style=&quot;text-decoration:blink&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000A0&quot; face=&quot;Kristen ITC&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;LIOD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;]][[File:Phoenix_Emblem.png|26px|link=Special:Contributions/LIOD]] 07:03, 21 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> =='plodes==<br /> <br /> You lost me about halfway through that explanation. Clearly there is some jew ju-ju that is beyond my ken. [[It is a mystery|How does notepad figure in all this?]] [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 22:18, 22 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> Basically middle click the fuck out of &quot;Upload file&quot;<br /> <br /> Since your pics are about jews, you could use Jews_(summarize the pic here)<br /> <br /> so you would copy Jews_ and paste it in each new form, then upload each file <br /> <br /> then open up notepad and paste all the pics you uploaded to ED there<br /> <br /> then select them all and paste it into a page so you dont have to edit the jews/gallery one by one <br /> <br /> Also set more XOTNs, I've been one of the few doing it and I get bitched at all the time for it so we need more diversity. -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 22:21, 22 April 2017 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == just checking in ==<br /> <br /> still dead, lol, rip bozo, etc [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 12:56, 31 December 2021 (EST)<br /> <br /> == Lol ==<br /> <br /> [[File:UnlovableIncelChud.png|200px]] - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 20:47, 8 May 2026 (UTC)</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:UnlovableIncelChud.png&diff=1953903 2026-05-08T20:46:14Z

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Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Thomas_Kinkade&diff=1953901 2026-05-08T20:29:24Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Alcoholic}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Kinkademugshot.png|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Thomas Kinkade'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 19, 1958}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 6, 2012 (aged 54)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|&lt;s&gt;Painting&lt;/s&gt; Playing the fiddle in [[Hell]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Kinkademogs.png|thumb|200px]]<br /> [[File:kinkadeart.jpg|thumb|200px|A rather infamous example of his &quot;art&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> '''Thomas Kinkade'''{{christian}} ([[powerword|Fullname]]: '''William Thomas Kinkade III''') or '''The Painter of Light''' was the [[Jesus]] freak, greeting-card-cover-art painter, and alcoholic. Who, due to the utter lack of originality in his paintings, instead choosing to be a safe as possible, gained a hate following. Because of this and the growing failure to sell paintings, he would [[An Hero|commit suicide]] by mixing [[Xanax|Xannies]] with the forbidden [[Lean|Wocky Slush]].<br /> <br /> He would originally see popularity in the early [[1990s]], earning millions from it to later blow on Colt 40s. He [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|gave himself the nickname]] &quot;Painter of Light&quot;, due to his heavy use of [[Christian]] imagery through bright colors in his paintings. Recently, one of these paintings of a typical American household with a US flag was used in a pro-[[ICE]] post on Xitter by The [[DHS]]. Although Kinkade was an outward conservative while alive, his family would come out to make the statement that they disavowed the post because it was &quot;[[LOL|xenophobic]]&quot;, amongst other reasons.<br /> <br /> Although touting himself as a wholesome-chungus Christian martyr, he would abuse this status from other Christians by scamming them into dumping money to support something they thought was a cause to help Christians, but instead was a ploy to get more money to fund his art.<br /> <br /> ==The Hate for Kinkade==<br /> <br /> Kinkade's work although tolerated by [[normies|normal people]], is very hated by so-called &quot;art critics&quot;. Instead of calling it boring or accessible, they instead use the word [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kitsch kitsch], which has followed him throughout his entire career. <br /> <br /> These critics hate Kinkade due to them thinking he is [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the cancer killing real art]], and will stop at nothing to make sure you know that his generic slop art is everything wrong with this world. This phenomenon has been documented through out many articles and spergings on the Internet.<br /> <br /> In actuality his paintings are just so unoffensive that it's offensive.<br /> <br /> ==Alcohol==<br /> <br /> Alcohol can do funny things to you, this was especially true in Kinkade's case. Because of a branddeal with [[Disney]]{{jew}} he was invited to Kikeland where he would get so drunk he would whip out his cock in the middle of the theme park, and later piss on a [[Winnie the Pooh]] statue. Another time while drunk at a painting sale event, he would [[rape|grope]] somebody. He would also later get a DUI for drunk driving in California, 2 years before his death. This is where his mugshot is from.<br /> <br /> [[File:kinkadewill.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br /> <br /> ===Death===<br /> <br /> In 2012 Kinkade would finally die from an overdose, in which his ex and current (former?), wives fought in court for his Jewish estate. The will that he wrote for both of them was written while he was drunk, meaning you can barely make out any of the text. <br /> <br /> His death was celebrated around detractor circles, and is seen as an [[Epic Ween]] that saved the west.<br /> <br /> ==Places you can find Kinkade's art==<br /> *Hotels<br /> *Dentist offices<br /> *Holiday greeting cards<br /> *Your grandma's house<br /> *The trash<br /> *Jigsaw puzzle covers<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{fv|H&amp;Y videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; <br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;eHhHjry60pw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DYnbCRrZn54&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;HzhvJ_PsYEk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Lolcow|Artcow]]<br /> *[[Bob Ross]]<br /> *[[Disney]] - Partnered up with him<br /> *[[Fat]] <br /> *[[Terry Davis]]<br /> *[[Thomas]]<br /> *[[Shit Nobody Cares About]]<br /> *[[Webcomics]] - Close enough<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{yt|@|thomaskinkadetv|ThomasKinkadeTV}}<br /> <br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{webcomics}}<br /> {{lolcows}}<br /> {{christianity}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Thomas_Kinkade&diff=1953900 2026-05-08T20:27:31Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Alcoholic}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Kinkademugshot.png|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Thomas Kinkade'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 19, 1958}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 6, 2012 (aged 54)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|&lt;s&gt;Painting&lt;/s&gt; Playing the fiddle in [[Hell]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Kinkademogs.png|thumb|200px]]<br /> [[File:kinkadeart.jpg|thumb|200px|A rather infamous example of his &quot;art&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> '''Thomas Kinkade'''{{christian}} ([[powerword|Fullname]]: '''William Thomas Kinkade III''') or '''The Painter of Light''' was the [[Jesus]] freak, greeting-card-cover-art painter, and alcoholic. Who, due to the utter lack of originality in his paintings, instead choosing to be a safe as possible, gained a hate following. Because of this and the growing failure to sell paintings, he would [[An Hero|commit suicide]] by mixing [[Xanax|Xannies]] with the forbidden [[Lean|Wocky Slush]].<br /> <br /> He would originally see popularity in the early [[1990s]], earning millions from it to later blow on Colt 40s. He [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|gave himself the nickname]] &quot;Painter of Light&quot;, due to his heavy use of [[Christian]] imagery through bright colors in his paintings. Recently, one of these paintings of a typical American household with a US flag was used in a pro-[[ICE]] post on Xitter by The [[DHS]]. Although Kinkade was an outward conservative while alive, his family would come out to make the statement that they disavowed the post because it was &quot;[[LOL|xenophobic]]&quot;, amongst other reasons.<br /> <br /> Although touting himself as a wholesome-chungus Christian martyr, he would abuse this status from other Christians by scamming them into dumping money to support something they thought was a cause to help Christians, but instead was a ploy to get more money to fund his art.<br /> <br /> ==The Hate for Kinkade==<br /> <br /> Kinkade's work although tolerated by [[normies|normal people]], is very hated by so-called &quot;art critics&quot;. Instead of calling it boring or accessible, they instead use the word [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kitsch kitsch], which has followed him throughout his entire career. <br /> <br /> These critics hate Kinkade due to them thinking he is [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the cancer killing real art]], and will stop at nothing to make sure you know that his generic slop art is everything wrong with this world. This phenomenon has been documented through out many articles and spergings on the Internet.<br /> <br /> In actuality his paintings are just so unoffensive that it's offensive.<br /> <br /> ==Alcohol==<br /> <br /> Alcohol can do funny things to you, this was especially true in Kinkade's case. Because of a branddeal with [[Disney]]{{jew}} he was invited to Kikeland where he would get so drunk he would whip out his cock in the middle of the theme park, and later piss on a [[Winnie the Pooh]] statue. Another time while drunk at a painting sale event, he would [[rape|grope]] somebody. He would also later get a DUI for drunk driving in California, 2 years before his death. This is where his mugshot is from.<br /> <br /> [[File:kinkadewill.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br /> <br /> ===Death===<br /> <br /> In 2012 Kinkade would finally die from an overdose, in which his ex and current (former?), wives fought in court for his Jewish estate. The will that he wrote for both of them was written while he was drunk, meaning you can barely make out any of the text. <br /> <br /> His death was celebrated around detractor circles, and is seen as an [[Epic Ween]] that saved the west.<br /> <br /> ==Places you can find Kinkade's art==<br /> *Hotels<br /> *Dentist offices<br /> *Holiday greeting cards<br /> *Your grandma's house<br /> *The trash<br /> *Jigsaw puzzle covers<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{fv|H&amp;Y videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; <br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;eHhHjry60pw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DYnbCRrZn54&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;HzhvJ_PsYEk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{yt|@|thomaskinkadetv|ThomasKinkadeTV}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Lolcow|Artcow]]<br /> *[[Bob Ross]]<br /> *[[Disney]] - Partnered up with him<br /> *[[Fat]] <br /> *[[Terry Davis]]<br /> *[[Thomas]]<br /> *[[Shit Nobody Cares About]]<br /> *[[Webcomics]] - Close enough<br /> <br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{webcomics}}<br /> {{lolcows}}<br /> {{christianity}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Thomas_Kinkade&diff=1953899 2026-05-08T20:26:30Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Alcoholic}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Kinkademugshot.png|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|'''Thomas Kinkade'''}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 19, 1958}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 6, 2012 (aged 54)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|&lt;s&gt;Painting&lt;/s&gt; Playing the fiddle in [[Hell]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Kinkademogs.png|thumb|200px]]<br /> [[File:kinkadeart.jpg|thumb|200px|A rather infamous example of his &quot;art&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> '''Thomas Kinkade'''{{christian}} ([[powerword|Fullname]]: '''William Thomas Kinkade III''') or '''The Painter of Light''' was the [[Jesus]] freak, greeting-card-cover-art painter, and alcoholic. Who, due to the utter lack of originality in his paintings, instead choosing to be a safe as possible, gained a hate following. Because of this and the growing failure to sell paintings, he would [[An Hero|commit suicide]] by mixing [[Xanax|Xannies]] with the forbidden [[Lean|Wocky Slush]].<br /> <br /> He would originally see popularity in the early [[1990s]], earning millions from it to later blow on Colt 40s. He [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|gave himself the nickname]] &quot;Painter of Light&quot;, due to his heavy use of [[Christian]] imagery through bright colors in his paintings. Recently, one of these paintings of a typical American household with a US flag was used in a pro-[[ICE]] post on Xitter by The [[DHS]]. Although Kinkade was an outward conservative while alive, his family would come out to make the statement that they disavowed the post because it was &quot;[[LOL|xenophobic]]&quot;, amongst other reasons.<br /> <br /> Although touting himself as a wholesome-chungus Christian martyr, he would abuse this status from other Christians by scamming them into dumping money to support something they thought was a cause to help Christians, but instead was a ploy to get more money to fund his art.<br /> <br /> ==The Hate for Kinkade==<br /> <br /> Kinkade's work although tolerated by [[normies|normal people]], is very hated by so-called &quot;art critics&quot;. Instead of calling it boring or accessible, they instead use the word [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kitsch kitsch], which has followed him throughout his entire career. <br /> <br /> These critics hate Kinkade due to them thinking he is [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the cancer killing real art]], and will stop at nothing to make sure you know that his generic slop art is everything wrong with this world. This phenomenon has been documented through out many articles and spergings on the Internet.<br /> <br /> In actuality his paintings are just so unoffensive that it's offensive.<br /> <br /> ==Alcohol==<br /> <br /> Alcohol can do funny things to you, this was especially true in Kinkade's case. Because of a branddeal with [[Disney]]{{jew}} he was invited to Kikeland where he would get so drunk he would whip out his cock in the middle of the theme park, and later piss on a [[Winnie the Pooh]] statue. Another time while drunk at a painting sale event, he would [[rape|grope]] somebody. He would also later get a DUI for drunk driving in California, 2 years before his death. This is where his mugshot is from.<br /> <br /> [[File:kinkadewill.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br /> <br /> ===Death===<br /> <br /> In 2012 Kinkade would finally die from an overdose, in which his ex and current (former?), wives fought in court for his Jewish estate. The will that he wrote for both of them was written while he was drunk, meaning you can barely make out any of the text. <br /> <br /> His death was celebrated around detractor circles, and is seen as an [[Epic Ween]] that saved the west.<br /> <br /> ==Places you can find Kinkade's art==<br /> *Hotels<br /> *Dentist offices<br /> *Holiday greeting cards<br /> *Your grandma's house<br /> *The trash<br /> *Jigsaw puzzle covers<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{fv|H&amp;Y videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; <br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;eHhHjry60pw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DYnbCRrZn54&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;HzhvJ_PsYEk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{yt|@|thomaskinkadetv|ThomasKinkadeTV}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Lolcow|Artcow]]<br /> *[[Bob Ross]]<br /> *[[Disney]] - Partnered up with him<br /> *[[Fat]] <br /> *[[Terry Davis]]<br /> *[[Thomas]]<br /> *[[Shit Nobody Cares About]]<br /> *[[Webcomics]] - Close enough<br /> <br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{webcomics}}<br /> {{lolcows}}<br /> {{christianity}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Off_Them&diff=1953894 2026-05-08T18:45:14Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|this game will never be updated}}<br /> {{AspieFandom}}<br /> [[File:OffThemOldMenu.jpg|thumb|350px|Holy shit Omar???]]<br /> <br /> '''Off Them''' is a shitty [[mass shooter]] game that was made in [[2025]]. It was originally made as an homage to [[Omar Mateen]], but when [[Faggots|the creator's friends]] pressured him into deleting the map in &quot;memoriam&quot; of the [[Shit nobody cares about|49 fags]], he later rebranded it as Off Them. <br /> <br /> == The game ==<br /> [[File:OffThem.jpg|thumb|350px|Main menu]]<br /> <br /> [[Lie|The game is pretty good]] for something made in such a short period of time. It's mobile and PC exclusive and it was made by a single developer named '''Ashiev'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}}. Ashiev is a brainrotted [[TCC]]tard who supports [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Omar Mateen]] (even though they would've hated each other) to the point of adding Easter eggs of them in his cringy game. The game lets you shoot up [[Payton Gendron|supermarkets]], [[Columbine|schools]], &lt;s&gt;Pulse Nightclub&lt;/s&gt;, and even a sniper map that totally doesn't reference [[Stephen Paddock|that guy]]! The main character of the game also wears a [[SIEGE™ mask]]. The game has 3 types of NPCs. <br /> *Police - Police that actually try, unlike at [[Salvador Ramos|Robb Elementary School]]. They wear a helmet, black armor, shirt and pants.<br /> *Civilian - Pussies who hide from the shooter. Their AI is pretty smart though. They sometimes play dead. However, it is easy to spot them since they have no blood around them. They wear a white shirt.<br /> *Bystander - Civilian who, instead of being a total complete pussy, actually tries to attack you. However, they are pretty slow. They wear a gray shirt.<br /> <br /> ===Paths===<br /> Paths you can take in the game. Some of these paths only pop up after a specific period of time or when you hear police sirens.<br /> *Surrendering<br /> *Suicide<br /> *Getting killed by bystander<br /> *Getting killed by police<br /> <br /> ===Gameplay===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;7qfCbRRE-mI&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''Notice how the screams are louder than the gunshots.'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Developers ==<br /> Ashiev is a faggoted self-hating Russophobe Muslim Nazi. After [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] LARPed for Agartha at his school, his home country, [[Indonesia]], got super [[Butthurt|angry]] about radicalism, [[neo-Nazi]]sm, and of course, the shitty [[TCC]], causing them to go [[apeshit]] the second they saw a single thing about mass shootings being posted from their country. Ashiev decided to not tell anybody he was a neo-Nazi because of this, but he was exposed by the Indonesian antifa in the end for being a neo-Nazi, and they reported him to the Indonesian police. Ashiev saw tons of police cars and government vehicles outside his house ever since then, until they finally decided to throw him into the [[Party Van]], where he is now receiving [[Bubba]]'s fair treatment in prison. [[Some argue]] that he's Russian and say that he was put in a Russian gulag, but this has been disproven.<br /> <br /> ===The moderators===<br /> {{Quote|back in the days when off them was still popular i was in contact with the only gun modeler and i watched him get some gun models from some websites and change them a bit|Decrete's friend}}<br /> The Off Them Shitcord server is already faggoted enough, but to add on, the moderators are way more faggoted. '''Decrete'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} is a [[Natalie Rupnow|retarded foid neo-Nazi TCC faggot]] who moderates and helps develop Off Them. She is a retard who power trips and gets mad over the slightest jokes. She also plays [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG!|Columbine games]] and then gets mad when others play the same thing. She also &quot;makes&quot; gun models for Ashiev, and when we say make, we mean she steals them off websites and then modifies them a bit by changing a few textures and colors to make it more simplified. She also owns a [[Payton Gendron|Bushmaster XM-15 rifle]], which she will hopefully kill herself with. Another faggoted moderator is '''Nero'''{{Trans}}{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Girllover}}. Nero is a [[furfag]] [[Robin Westman|neo-Nazi troon]] who likely won't live past the age of 17 and will probably [[Ack|ACK]] before he even manages to get a job. He also nuked the Off Them 'cord server, which is the only good thing he has done in his entire life.<br /> <br /> == Fandom ==<br /> Okay, I'll give you some time to answer this question; what do you think the community consists of?<br /> <br /> A) [[TCC]]tards<br /> <br /> B) [[Edgelords]]<br /> <br /> C) [[Neo-Nazi]]s<br /> <br /> D) [[12-year-old]]s<br /> <br /> Okay, time's up! The answer is all of the above. The fanbase is very shitty, especially the moderators. You could make ONE wrong joke and get banned in their shithole of a [[Discord]] server that is now fortunately deleted, while content creators could make (shittily made) mass shooter edits and post them in the server and somehow get away with it. They also ban people for being in the [[TCC]], which you'd think would be a good thing until you realize the creator of the game is part of the [[TCC]] himself.<br /> <br /> == Fedding ==<br /> The 14-year-old creator of the game, Ashiev, was fortunately fedded because the Indonesian police saw the old version of his game. You might be wondering what the fuck was in the old version of the game that led to him getting fedded and getting all his shit confiscated. Well, he put an Omar Mateen tribute in the game, added [[Tarrantula]] scribblings to the guns in the game, added a Pulse Nightclub map, and added a GoPro feature (we all know [[Brenton Tarrant|who this is referencing]]).<br /> <br /> == Copycats ==<br /> Surprisingly, this game was a really big hit in the shitty [[TCC]]. A lot of people played it and made edits of it, and when they realized the creator was being given special treatment by [[Bubba]] in the slammer, they became sad for 2 reasons. First off, they were jealous of him getting to meet Bubba. Second off, that meant no more shitty updates, so that inspired other people to copy Ashiev and take his shitty work. Here's a list of some of those copies.<br /> <br /> ===Off Them: Bloodbath===<br /> Bloodbath is a game made by Ashiev's friends after they realized he was receiving special treatment by [[Bubba]] in prison. However, since the developers are inbred and [[retarded]] aspies, [[Truth|they will never be releasing the game]]. Instead of actually working on the game, they instead decide to roleplay as siblings and do [[WTF|incest rape roleplay]] on [[Discord|Shitcord]] (yes, really).<br /> <br /> ===Unheard===<br /> [[File:K2pDdN.png|thumb|300px|Obvious copy]]<br /> <br /> Despite the creator of Off Them hating Russians and being a Russophobe, a {{hover|[[Irony|Russian]], '''Alexander Yanich''',|It doesn't show he's Russian on itch.io because its banned in Russia, which means he used a Netherlands/Germany VPN.}} decided it would be a good idea to combine Off Them and [[Roblox]] into one game. The main reason the game is even known is because a transgender [[Thai]] faggot promoted his game on [[TikTok]], which makes the irony even worse considering Ashiev hated [[faggots]]. The game is still getting updates. Considering the start-up intro of the game is a reference to [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], the game obviously won't last that long and maybe Alexander will get thrown in the [[Party Van]] like Ashiev. Who knows?<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;3&quot;&gt;<br /> File:OffThemLoadingScreen.jpg|Loading screen<br /> File:OffThemLoadingScreen2.jpg|Second loading screen<br /> File:OffThemFaggotry.png|Off Them mods doing their jobs<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> {{Lulzgames}}<br /> <br /> *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Referenced in this game.<br /> *[[Gary Plauché]] - The developer's inspiration.<br /> *[[High Score]]<br /> *[[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] - The inspiration for this game.<br /> *[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - The reason Ashiev's rotting in the slammer right now.<br /> *[[Omar Mateen]] - Had a tribute in this game.<br /> *[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]]<br /> *[[Schoolocaust]]<br /> *[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]<br /> *[[Tarrantula]] - What he would have been if he had planned an attack.<br /> *[[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School]]<br /> *[[Unabomber]] - Another one of the developer's inspirations.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{tiktok|off.them|Ashiev's TikTok account.}}<br /> *{{tiktok|ashiaenr1b0|His old TikTok account.}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|offthemholder|off-them|Download the game}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|alexander-yanich|unheard|Download Unheard}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|offthemholder2|off-them|Outdated version}}<br /> *{{itchiouser|offthemholder|Ashiev itch.io account}}<br /> *{{itchiouser|offthemholder2|Alt account}}<br /> *[https://off-them-studios.netlify.app/ Shitty game website]<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gaming|trolls}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Off_Them&diff=1953893 2026-05-08T18:36:22Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|this game will never be updated}}<br /> {{AspieFandom}}<br /> [[File:OffThemOldMenu.jpg|thumb|350px|Holy shit Omar???]]<br /> <br /> '''Off Them''' is a shitty [[mass shooter]] game that was made in [[2025]]. It was originally made as an homage to [[Omar Mateen]], but when [[Faggots|the creator's friends]] pressured him into deleting the map in &quot;memoriam&quot; of the [[Shit nobody cares about|49 fags]], he later rebranded it as Off Them. <br /> <br /> == The game ==<br /> [[File:OffThem.jpg|thumb|350px|Main menu]]<br /> <br /> [[Lie|The game is pretty good]] for something made in such a short period of time. It's mobile and PC exclusive and it was made by a single developer named '''Ashiev'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}}. Ashiev is a brainrotted [[TCC]]tard who supports [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Omar Mateen]] (even though they would've hated each other) to the point of adding Easter eggs of them in his cringy game. The game lets you shoot up [[Payton Gendron|supermarkets]], [[Columbine|schools]], &lt;s&gt;Pulse Nightclub&lt;/s&gt;, and even a sniper map that totally doesn't reference [[Stephen Paddock|that guy]]! The main character of the game also wears a [[SIEGE™ mask]]. The game has 3 types of NPCs. <br /> *Police - Police that actually try, unlike at [[Salvador Ramos|Robb Elementary School]]. They wear a helmet, black armor, shirt and pants.<br /> *Civilian - Pussies who hide from the shooter. Their AI is pretty smart though. They sometimes play dead. However, it is easy to spot them since they have no blood around them. They wear a white shirt.<br /> *Bystander - Civilian who, instead of being a total complete pussy, actually tries to attack you. However, they are pretty slow. They wear a gray shirt.<br /> <br /> ===Paths===<br /> Paths you can take in the game. Some of these paths only pop up after a specific period of time or when you hear police sirens.<br /> *Surrendering<br /> *Suicide<br /> *Getting killed by bystander<br /> *Getting killed by police<br /> <br /> ===Gameplay===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;7qfCbRRE-mI&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''Notice how the screams are louder than the gunshots.'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Developers ==<br /> Ashiev is a faggoted self-hating Russophobe Muslim Nazi. After [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] LARPed for Agartha at his school, his home country, [[Indonesia]], got super [[Butthurt|angry]] about radicalism, [[neo-Nazi]]sm, and of course, the shitty [[TCC]], causing them to go [[apeshit]] the second they saw a single thing about mass shootings being posted from their country. Ashiev decided to not tell anybody he was a neo-Nazi because of this, but he was exposed by the Indonesian antifa in the end for being a neo-Nazi, and they reported him to the Indonesian police. Ashiev saw tons of police cars and government vehicles outside his house ever since then, until they finally decided to throw him into the [[Party Van]], where he is now receiving [[Bubba]]'s fair treatment in prison. [[Some argue]] that he's Russian and say that he was put in a Russian gulag, but this has been disproven.<br /> <br /> ===The moderators===<br /> {{Quote|back in the days when off them was still popular i was in contact with the only gun modeler and i watched him get some gun models from some websites and change them a bit|Decrete's friend}}<br /> The Off Them Shitcord server is already faggoted enough, but to add on, the moderators are way more faggoted. '''Decrete'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} is a [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|retarded foid neo-Nazi TCC faggot]] who moderates and helps develop Off Them. She is a retard who power trips and gets mad over the slightest jokes. She also plays [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG!|Columbine games]] and then gets mad when others play the same thing. She also &quot;makes&quot; gun models for Ashiev, and when we say make, we mean she steals them off websites and then modifies them a bit by changing a few textures and colors to make it more simplified. She also owns a [[Payton Gendron|Bushmaster XM-15 rifle]], which she will hopefully kill herself with. Another faggoted moderator is '''Nero'''{{Trans}}{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Girllover}}. Nero is a [[furfag]] [[Robin Westman|neo-Nazi troon]] who likely won't live past the age of 17 and will probably [[Ack|ACK]] before he even manages to get a job. He also nuked the Off Them 'cord server, which is the only good thing he has done in his entire life.<br /> <br /> == Fandom ==<br /> Okay, I'll give you some time to answer this question; what do you think the community consists of?<br /> <br /> A) [[TCC]]tards<br /> <br /> B) [[Edgelords]]<br /> <br /> C) [[Neo-Nazi]]s<br /> <br /> D) [[12-year-old]]s<br /> <br /> Okay, time's up! The answer is all of the above. The fanbase is very shitty, especially the moderators. You could make ONE wrong joke and get banned in their shithole of a [[Discord]] server that is now fortunately deleted, while content creators could make (shittily made) mass shooter edits and post them in the server and somehow get away with it. They also ban people for being in the [[TCC]], which you'd think would be a good thing until you realize the creator of the game is part of the [[TCC]] himself.<br /> <br /> == Fedding ==<br /> The 14-year-old creator of the game, Ashiev, was fortunately fedded because the Indonesian police saw the old version of his game. You might be wondering what the fuck was in the old version of the game that led to him getting fedded and getting all his shit confiscated. Well, he put an Omar Mateen tribute in the game, added [[Tarrantula]] scribblings to the guns in the game, added a Pulse Nightclub map, and added a GoPro feature (we all know [[Brenton Tarrant|who this is referencing]]).<br /> <br /> == Copycats ==<br /> Surprisingly, this game was a really big hit in the shitty [[TCC]]. A lot of people played it and made edits of it, and when they realized the creator was being given special treatment by [[Bubba]] in the slammer, they became sad for 2 reasons. First off, they were jealous of him getting to meet Bubba. Second off, that meant no more shitty updates, so that inspired other people to copy Ashiev and take his shitty work. Here's a list of some of those copies.<br /> <br /> ===Off Them: Bloodbath===<br /> Bloodbath is a game made by Ashiev's friends after they realized he was receiving special treatment by [[Bubba]] in prison. However, since the developers are inbred and [[retarded]] aspies, [[Truth|they will never be releasing the game]]. Instead of actually working on the game, they instead decide to roleplay as siblings and do [[WTF|incest rape roleplay]] on [[Discord|Shitcord]] (yes, really).<br /> <br /> ===Unheard===<br /> [[File:K2pDdN.png|thumb|300px|Obvious copy]]<br /> <br /> Despite the creator of Off Them hating Russians and being a Russophobe, a {{hover|[[Irony|Russian]], '''Alexander Yanich''',|It doesn't show he's Russian on itch.io because its banned in Russia, which means he used a Netherlands/Germany VPN.}} decided it would be a good idea to combine Off Them and [[Roblox]] into one game. The main reason the game is even known is because a transgender [[Thai]] faggot promoted his game on [[TikTok]], which makes the irony even worse considering Ashiev hated [[faggots]]. The game is still getting updates. Considering the start-up intro of the game is a reference to [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], the game obviously won't last that long and maybe Alexander will get thrown in the [[Party Van]] like Ashiev. Who knows?<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;3&quot;&gt;<br /> File:OffThemLoadingScreen.jpg|Loading screen<br /> File:OffThemLoadingScreen2.jpg|Second loading screen<br /> File:OffThemFaggotry.png|Off Them mods doing their jobs<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> {{Lulzgames}}<br /> <br /> *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Referenced in this game.<br /> *[[Gary Plauché]] - The developer's inspiration.<br /> *[[High Score]]<br /> *[[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] - The inspiration for this game.<br /> *[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - The reason Ashiev's rotting in the slammer right now.<br /> *[[Omar Mateen]] - Had a tribute in this game.<br /> *[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]]<br /> *[[Schoolocaust]]<br /> *[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]<br /> *[[Tarrantula]] - What he would have been if he had planned an attack.<br /> *[[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School]]<br /> *[[Unabomber]] - Another one of the developer's inspirations.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{tiktok|off.them|Ashiev's TikTok account.}}<br /> *{{tiktok|ashiaenr1b0|His old TikTok account.}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|offthemholder|off-them|Download the game}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|alexander-yanich|unheard|Download Unheard}}<br /> *{{itchiogame|offthemholder2|off-them|Outdated version}}<br /> *{{itchiouser|offthemholder|Ashiev itch.io account}}<br /> *{{itchiouser|offthemholder2|Alt account}}<br /> *[https://off-them-studios.netlify.app/ Shitty game website]<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gaming|trolls}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Paul in the Mall https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Michael_Rosen&diff=1953857 2026-05-08T05:12:32Z

<p>Paul in the Mall: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Spoilers|his son died from aids which he is very prone to meltdowns over}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Michael Rosen.jpg|220px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Michael Rosen'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 7, 1946 ({{age|1946|05|07}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Britfag]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Book|Author]], [[necrophilia|corpse fucker]], [[memes|baby shitter]], [[Jew|oven dodger]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Michael Wayne Rosen'''{{Jew}} is an {{age|1946|05|07}}-year-old Britfag author, sky foogle destroyer, night club drink spiker, king of the fools and known psychopath (srsly) best known as [[oldfag|old]] Britfag of [[BBC]] shows.<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> Michael was born a child of a [[Jew]] family in what is likely a [[Bri'ish]] town. He would go on to narrate books for a children's video series. These series of videos would be found by [[YTP]] autists and edited in the usual fashion. The edits and memes would gain enough traction for the man himself to acknowledge, and shamelessly shill himself for the coming years as 'that one meme guy'.<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{videoframe|videos|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;gWmxP5vmvBs&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''YTP 1'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ydK5UIOWRyA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''YTP 2'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;rF_FtZyZCUk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''YTP 3'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;Akwm2UZJ34o&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Original'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{Twitter|MichaelRosenYes|Michael Rosen Twatter!!1!}}<br /> *[https://www.michaelrosen.co.uk/ Michael's site]<br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> {{Memes}}<br /> {{Books}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{Jewseries}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

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