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<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>{{aspie}}<br /> {{spoiler|he was doing so much ketamine it made him start pissing himself}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]]<br /> [[File:Elon the furfag.jpg|thumb|200px|Yiff in hell, furfag]]<br /> [[File:Elon admits Trump is in the Epstein files.png|thumb|right|[[rude|Sellout]].]]<br /> [[File:Elon Musk and his son with Donald Trump.jpg|thumb|[[Pedo|And he STILL allowed him near his child.]]]]<br /> {{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.<br /> <br /> He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}<br /> <br /> '''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[expensive|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''[[Powerword|Elon Reeve Musk]]''' is a {{age|1971|06|28}}-year-old [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[alt-right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.<br /> <br /> As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be [[Greta Thunberg|another]] typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].<br /> <br /> Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space]]X''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.<br /> <br /> ==Early Life==<br /> He attended a [[jew|jewish]] school and his dad took him on a trip to [[Israel]] when he was thirteen.[https://archive.ph/P2lD0]<br /> <br /> Always know who truly rules over you!<br /> <br /> == Tesla Motors: Saving The World By Not Saving The World ==<br /> [[File:ElectricCarLogic.jpg|thumb|SpaceX's business model in s nutshell]]<br /> [[File:elon musk billionaire mindeset.jpg|thumb|right|How 2 be a sigma male Elon style]]<br /> [[File:How is Grimes gonna get work now.jpg|thumb|right|What a [[Retarded|special]] salute!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|At about 10 o’clock on Saturday evening, an angry Musk was examining one of the production line’s mechanized modules, trying to figure out what was wrong, when the young, excited engineer was brought over to assist him.<br /> <br /> “Hey, buddy, this doesn’t work!” Musk shouted at the engineer, according to someone who heard the conversation. “Did you do this?”<br /> <br /> The engineer was taken aback. He had never met Musk before. Musk didn’t even know the engineer’s name. The young man wasn’t certain what, exactly, Musk was asking him, or why he sounded so angry.<br /> <br /> “You mean, program the robot?” the engineer said. “Or design that tool?”<br /> <br /> “Did you fucking do this?” Musk asked him.<br /> <br /> “I’m not sure what you’re referring to?” the engineer replied apologetically.<br /> <br /> “You’re a fucking idiot!” Musk shouted back. “Get the fuck out and don’t come back!”|https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Enraged that a British cave diver called his idea to rescue the Thai soccer team for what it was — “a p.r. stunt [with] absolutely no chance of working” — Musk took to Twitter and called him a “pedo.”<br /> <br /> Just like that, Tesla’s market value plummeted by $2 billion.<br /> <br /> Musk has been in business since 2002. His stated goal is nothing short of transforming humanity through his products: his electric cars, space travel, and an underground high-speed Hyperloop system.<br /> <br /> He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick.<br /> <br /> Tesla is best known for blowing deadlines and consistently falling short on production.<br /> <br /> In November 2017, Bloomberg reported that the company burns through $500,000 per hour. For two years now, Tesla has been suffering an epic talent drain, and in May, two top execs — one the liaison with the National Transportation Safety Board — walked out the door.<br /> <br /> That’s to say nothing of the human toll.|https://nypost.com/2018/07/21/elon-musk-is-a-total-fraud/}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The Tesla and SpaceX CEO's latest controversy stems from a live video podcast interview late Thursday as he smoked what host Joe Rogan described as marijuana inside of tobacco. The apparent weed puffing incident may not create legal problems for Musk. After all, it's legal in California (though federal law still considers it a crime). But the episode fueled an emerging narrative among his critics that Musk is, at best, unfocused or, at worst, losing control altogether.....Musk stunned Wall Street in early August with a tweet that he had &quot;funding secured&quot; to take Tesla private at $420 per share. Though he maintained that he believed the funding was available to do the deal, he later said it was not a good idea after all. Now the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating.|https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/09/07/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-marijuana-controversy/1222499002/}}<br /> <br /> == SpaceX, Rockets On A Walmart Budget AND PIZZA ON MARS ==<br /> [[Image:Starfoxlol.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Musk spent about an hour and a half discussing SpaceX's strategy to fund and execute human colonies on Mars — and, certainly, several attendees asked him about that. But a few had more personal inquiries: one person wanted to pass a comic book, The Future of Fusion, to Musk onstage, and another asked if she could kiss Musk &quot;on behalf of the ladies.&quot;<br /> <br /> And the fun didn't stop there. In what was clearly a poorly timed pitch, someone looking to produce a Funny Or Die video asked Musk if he'd use math to ID the &quot;most expendable&quot; person (and thus the most appropriate passenger for a one-way Mars trip) on Earth. He then suggested that person was actor Michael Cera.<br /> <br /> But the question that took the cake was from a recent Burning Man attendee, who wondered aloud whether Mars would have functional toilets or whether, like Burning Man, it would be a &quot;dusty, waterless shitstorm.&quot;|https://mashable.com/2016/09/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-questions/#ItyxwCKumqqD}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|“Are you prepared to die? If that’s OK, then you’re a candidate for going,” Musk said. Would he become the first man on Mars himself? Probably not. “I’d definitely need to have a good succession plan because the probability of death is really high on the first mission. And I’d like to see my kids grow up.”<br /> <br /> But for those who are willing to risk death – Musk would not advise sending your children – he pulled up a presentation slide that showed SpaceX’s timeline to begin flights to Mars in 2023. The cost of sending a person to Mars right now is about $10 billion, he said. And his goal is to bring that figure down to $200,000, the median price of a home in the US, and hopefully even lower, to $140,000.....“There’s a tremendous opportunity for anyone who wants to go to Mars to create something new and bold, the foundations of a new planet. Everything from iron refineries to the first pizza joint, things on Mars that people can’t even imagine today that might be unique to Mars,” he said.|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/priya/elon-musk-spacex-there-will-be-pizza-on-mars}}<br /> {{quote|He’d like to expand his franchise to the defense department, but his company has faced a more challenging time displacing the incumbents there: In a no-bid process, United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, received a bulk contract worth billions of dollars for 36 rocket launches earlier this year, despite plans to introduce more competition and other cost-saving measures. Musk’s tweets yesterday focused on what happened next: The man who awarded ULA the contract, defense official Roger “Scott” Correll, was hired soon after his retirement to handle government relations at Aerojet Rocketdyne, a company that builds rocket engines for ULA. Musk didn’t mince words online when offering his interpretation of events:<br /> <br /> &quot;V likely AF official Correll was told by ULA/Rocketdyne that a rich VP job was his if he gave them a sole source contract&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Reason I believe this is likely is that Correll first tried to work at SpaceX, but we turned him down. Our competitor, it seems, did not.&quot;|https://qz.com/212876/elon-musk-says-he-lost-a-multi-billion-dollar-contract-when-spacex-didnt-hire-a-public-official/}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Musk was answering a flurry of tweets this morning when he responded to one from Signal’s Brian Acton, co-founder of the Facebook-owned WhatsApp, that contained the hashtag #deletefacebook. “What’s Facebook?” Musk queried. Afterward, a follower told Musk he should delete SpaceX’s Facebook page if Musk was “the man.” Musk claimed he didn’t even know it existed and then said he would, probably in an attempt to preserve his “the man” status.|https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17156402/elon-musk-deleted-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-pages-twitter-challenge}}<br /> <br /> == Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man ==<br /> {{Epstein}}<br /> On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Elon Musk weeb.jpg|Elon is a [[weeaboo]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721]<br /> File:Elon Musk weeb 2.png|[[OwO whats this..?]] [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136]<br /> File:Elon Musk catgirl.png|Elon is actually a [[catgirl]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177]<br /> File:Elon Musk Bitcoin.png|[[Bitcoin]]-chan so [[kawaii]] ^_^ [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496]<br /> File:Elon Musk Fortnite.png|Elon realizes how much of a [[meme]] he is. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083]<br /> File:Spacex.gif<br /> File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png|[[AI artwork|AI art generator]] imagines Elon as a character in [[GTA|GTA 6]]<br /> File:Elon Musk Threat Advisory.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Neuralink ==<br /> '''Neuralink''' is Elon Musk's transhumanist vision for brain-chipping actual humans likely to turn them into zombies - or into [[aspies|Autists]] like himself. Neuralink caught the attention of many due to the fact it killed a bunch of [[Nigger|monkeys]] during its animal testing trial. Despite that, the FDA still allowed Elon to start putting these things into people's brains. [[Last Thursday]] some dumb fuck actually willed himself to get a Neuralink implanted into his brain even after news of the chimp deaths broke out after Elon made the claim it will be able to [[Lie|make people walk again]].<br /> <br /> ==Twitter Buyout==<br /> After flirting back and forth with [[Twitter|the bird]] executives about buying the micro-blogging platform, Elon eventually made a legally binding deal to buy Twitter in early 2022. The Musk then attempted to pull a &quot;I was only kidding guis&quot; stunt but got slapped on the wrist with a lolsuit by the Twitter owners, forcing him into buying it [https://abcn.ws/3ax8JrX 4real]. ''Fuck around, find out'', as they say!<br /> <br /> [[File:Dead Twitter bird.png|245px|right]]<br /> <br /> Currently Elon is [[liar|claiming]] that he wants to make Twatter a [[Free Speech|Free Expression Zone]], which is sending modern liberals into a frenzied butthurt and mass exodus. Musk went on to make the code for Twitter [[Open Source|open-source]], but after a fall in users [[Mark Zuckerberg|The Zuck]] of [[Facebook]] harnessed its weakness and forked the source-code to make ''Threads'' (it was popular for a moment, but died out after a week.)<br /> <br /> ''Twitter Blue'' aka [[4chan Gold]]: Micro-blogging Edition is a new thing too. You can pay for a blue &quot;verified badge&quot; and to be able to bypass the &quot;new features&quot; such as the tweet view limit, max posts limit, etc! Very cool, Elon!<br /> <br /> Later, Elon would also rebrand Twitter as ''[[XXX|X]]'', which is a nightmare for Search Engine Optimization. As if putting the site behind a log-in only wall wasn't bad enough. Simply a noob-ish move on Musk's part. And what would you call &quot;Twitter videos&quot;.<br /> == Drug Habits ==<br /> [[File:Elon goes viral with bizarre behavior.mp4|thumb|&quot;SpongeDon me boi! I have [[Marilyn Monroe|overdosed]] on ketamine and I'm going to die!&quot;]]<br /> As it turns out, Musky [[i told u i was hardcore|is a hardcore druggie]] and has been higher than giraffe tits for the past several years, which caused Tesla investors to and those close to him try to make him [https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-rehab go to rehab], but Elon said [[Amy Winehouse|no, no, no]]. Elon is seemingly unaware that [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|doing hardcore drugs in your 50s comes with consequences]]. As of recent his [[ketamine]] benders have been causing Elon to go on &lt;s&gt;[[Twatter|Twitter]]&lt;/s&gt; Sorry, [[XXX|𝕏]] to [[BAWWWW|raise concern]] about brown people entering [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]], although he himself was an immigrant from [[South Africa]]. If Musk keeps up these habits, he could end up as a contender for {{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Golden iPod of The Year.<br /> <br /> ==Elon Divorces Trump... And During Pride Month Too!==<br /> After being &lt;s&gt;fired&lt;/s&gt; released from DOGE, Elon started beefing with Trump.<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Nikola Tesla]]<br /> * [[Troll Science]]<br /> * [[Al Gore]]<br /> * [[Bernie Sanders]]<br /> * [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.<br /> * [[Attention Whore]] - what he manages to be despite having trillions of dollars<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> * https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=38m52s - Elon Musk rejects a level 2 super-genius, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateyourOwnVillain thus creating a supervillain] whom he will be murdered and raped by in the future<br /> *{{Twitter|elonmusk|@elonmusk - his public &lt;s&gt;twitter&lt;/s&gt; X account}}<br /> *[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/elon-musk-twitter-far-right-activist/672436/ Elon Musk Is a Far-Right Activist - The Atlantic; December 2022]<br /> *[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elon-Musk Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Elon Musk]<br /> *{{Wikilink|Elon_Musk|Wikipedia entry on Elon Musk}}<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{Science}}<br /> {{politics}}<br /> {{altright}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article July 9, 10 &amp; 11, [[2021]]|[[Bill Cosby]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Shroomjak]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now April 30-May 1, [[2022]]|[[Twatter]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[EarthBound]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article February 17 &amp; 18, [[2025]]|[[Smoking]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Texas]]}}<br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Twitter]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Elon_Musk&diff=1949957 2026-04-09T03:14:32Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>{{aspie}}<br /> {{spoiler|he was doing so much ketamine it made him start pissing himself}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]]<br /> [[File:Elon the furfag.jpg|thumb|200px|Yiff in hell, furfag]]<br /> [[File:Elon admits Trump is in the Epstein files.png|thumb|right|[[rude|Sellout]].]]<br /> [[File:Elon Musk and his son with Donald Trump.jpg|thumb|[[Pedo|And he STILL allowed him near his child.]]]]<br /> '''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[expensive|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''[[Powerword|Elon Reeve Musk]]''' is a {{age|1971|06|28}}-year-old [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[alt-right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.<br /> <br /> As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be [[Greta Thunberg|another]] typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].<br /> <br /> Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space]]X''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.<br /> <br /> {{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.<br /> <br /> He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}<br /> <br /> ==Early Life==<br /> He attended a [[jew|jewish]] school and his dad took him on a trip to [[Israel]] when he was thirteen.[https://archive.ph/P2lD0]<br /> <br /> Always know who truly rules over you!<br /> <br /> == Tesla Motors: Saving The World By Not Saving The World ==<br /> [[File:ElectricCarLogic.jpg|thumb|SpaceX's business model in s nutshell]]<br /> [[File:elon musk billionaire mindeset.jpg|thumb|right|How 2 be a sigma male Elon style]]<br /> [[File:How is Grimes gonna get work now.jpg|thumb|right|What a [[Retarded|special]] salute!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|At about 10 o’clock on Saturday evening, an angry Musk was examining one of the production line’s mechanized modules, trying to figure out what was wrong, when the young, excited engineer was brought over to assist him.<br /> <br /> “Hey, buddy, this doesn’t work!” Musk shouted at the engineer, according to someone who heard the conversation. “Did you do this?”<br /> <br /> The engineer was taken aback. He had never met Musk before. Musk didn’t even know the engineer’s name. The young man wasn’t certain what, exactly, Musk was asking him, or why he sounded so angry.<br /> <br /> “You mean, program the robot?” the engineer said. “Or design that tool?”<br /> <br /> “Did you fucking do this?” Musk asked him.<br /> <br /> “I’m not sure what you’re referring to?” the engineer replied apologetically.<br /> <br /> “You’re a fucking idiot!” Musk shouted back. “Get the fuck out and don’t come back!”|https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Enraged that a British cave diver called his idea to rescue the Thai soccer team for what it was — “a p.r. stunt [with] absolutely no chance of working” — Musk took to Twitter and called him a “pedo.”<br /> <br /> Just like that, Tesla’s market value plummeted by $2 billion.<br /> <br /> Musk has been in business since 2002. His stated goal is nothing short of transforming humanity through his products: his electric cars, space travel, and an underground high-speed Hyperloop system.<br /> <br /> He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick.<br /> <br /> Tesla is best known for blowing deadlines and consistently falling short on production.<br /> <br /> In November 2017, Bloomberg reported that the company burns through $500,000 per hour. For two years now, Tesla has been suffering an epic talent drain, and in May, two top execs — one the liaison with the National Transportation Safety Board — walked out the door.<br /> <br /> That’s to say nothing of the human toll.|https://nypost.com/2018/07/21/elon-musk-is-a-total-fraud/}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The Tesla and SpaceX CEO's latest controversy stems from a live video podcast interview late Thursday as he smoked what host Joe Rogan described as marijuana inside of tobacco. The apparent weed puffing incident may not create legal problems for Musk. After all, it's legal in California (though federal law still considers it a crime). But the episode fueled an emerging narrative among his critics that Musk is, at best, unfocused or, at worst, losing control altogether.....Musk stunned Wall Street in early August with a tweet that he had &quot;funding secured&quot; to take Tesla private at $420 per share. Though he maintained that he believed the funding was available to do the deal, he later said it was not a good idea after all. Now the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating.|https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/09/07/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-marijuana-controversy/1222499002/}}<br /> <br /> == SpaceX, Rockets On A Walmart Budget AND PIZZA ON MARS ==<br /> [[Image:Starfoxlol.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Musk spent about an hour and a half discussing SpaceX's strategy to fund and execute human colonies on Mars — and, certainly, several attendees asked him about that. But a few had more personal inquiries: one person wanted to pass a comic book, The Future of Fusion, to Musk onstage, and another asked if she could kiss Musk &quot;on behalf of the ladies.&quot;<br /> <br /> And the fun didn't stop there. In what was clearly a poorly timed pitch, someone looking to produce a Funny Or Die video asked Musk if he'd use math to ID the &quot;most expendable&quot; person (and thus the most appropriate passenger for a one-way Mars trip) on Earth. He then suggested that person was actor Michael Cera.<br /> <br /> But the question that took the cake was from a recent Burning Man attendee, who wondered aloud whether Mars would have functional toilets or whether, like Burning Man, it would be a &quot;dusty, waterless shitstorm.&quot;|https://mashable.com/2016/09/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-questions/#ItyxwCKumqqD}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|“Are you prepared to die? If that’s OK, then you’re a candidate for going,” Musk said. Would he become the first man on Mars himself? Probably not. “I’d definitely need to have a good succession plan because the probability of death is really high on the first mission. And I’d like to see my kids grow up.”<br /> <br /> But for those who are willing to risk death – Musk would not advise sending your children – he pulled up a presentation slide that showed SpaceX’s timeline to begin flights to Mars in 2023. The cost of sending a person to Mars right now is about $10 billion, he said. And his goal is to bring that figure down to $200,000, the median price of a home in the US, and hopefully even lower, to $140,000.....“There’s a tremendous opportunity for anyone who wants to go to Mars to create something new and bold, the foundations of a new planet. Everything from iron refineries to the first pizza joint, things on Mars that people can’t even imagine today that might be unique to Mars,” he said.|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/priya/elon-musk-spacex-there-will-be-pizza-on-mars}}<br /> {{quote|He’d like to expand his franchise to the defense department, but his company has faced a more challenging time displacing the incumbents there: In a no-bid process, United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, received a bulk contract worth billions of dollars for 36 rocket launches earlier this year, despite plans to introduce more competition and other cost-saving measures. Musk’s tweets yesterday focused on what happened next: The man who awarded ULA the contract, defense official Roger “Scott” Correll, was hired soon after his retirement to handle government relations at Aerojet Rocketdyne, a company that builds rocket engines for ULA. Musk didn’t mince words online when offering his interpretation of events:<br /> <br /> &quot;V likely AF official Correll was told by ULA/Rocketdyne that a rich VP job was his if he gave them a sole source contract&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Reason I believe this is likely is that Correll first tried to work at SpaceX, but we turned him down. Our competitor, it seems, did not.&quot;|https://qz.com/212876/elon-musk-says-he-lost-a-multi-billion-dollar-contract-when-spacex-didnt-hire-a-public-official/}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Musk was answering a flurry of tweets this morning when he responded to one from Signal’s Brian Acton, co-founder of the Facebook-owned WhatsApp, that contained the hashtag #deletefacebook. “What’s Facebook?” Musk queried. Afterward, a follower told Musk he should delete SpaceX’s Facebook page if Musk was “the man.” Musk claimed he didn’t even know it existed and then said he would, probably in an attempt to preserve his “the man” status.|https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17156402/elon-musk-deleted-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-pages-twitter-challenge}}<br /> <br /> == Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man ==<br /> {{Epstein}}<br /> On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Elon Musk weeb.jpg|Elon is a [[weeaboo]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721]<br /> File:Elon Musk weeb 2.png|[[OwO whats this..?]] [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136]<br /> File:Elon Musk catgirl.png|Elon is actually a [[catgirl]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177]<br /> File:Elon Musk Bitcoin.png|[[Bitcoin]]-chan so [[kawaii]] ^_^ [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496]<br /> File:Elon Musk Fortnite.png|Elon realizes how much of a [[meme]] he is. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083]<br /> File:Spacex.gif<br /> File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png|[[AI artwork|AI art generator]] imagines Elon as a character in [[GTA|GTA 6]]<br /> File:Elon Musk Threat Advisory.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Neuralink ==<br /> '''Neuralink''' is Elon Musk's transhumanist vision for brain-chipping actual humans likely to turn them into zombies - or into [[aspies|Autists]] like himself. Neuralink caught the attention of many due to the fact it killed a bunch of [[Nigger|monkeys]] during its animal testing trial. Despite that, the FDA still allowed Elon to start putting these things into people's brains. [[Last Thursday]] some dumb fuck actually willed himself to get a Neuralink implanted into his brain even after news of the chimp deaths broke out after Elon made the claim it will be able to [[Lie|make people walk again]].<br /> <br /> ==Twitter Buyout==<br /> After flirting back and forth with [[Twitter|the bird]] executives about buying the micro-blogging platform, Elon eventually made a legally binding deal to buy Twitter in early 2022. The Musk then attempted to pull a &quot;I was only kidding guis&quot; stunt but got slapped on the wrist with a lolsuit by the Twitter owners, forcing him into buying it [https://abcn.ws/3ax8JrX 4real]. ''Fuck around, find out'', as they say!<br /> <br /> [[File:Dead Twitter bird.png|245px|right]]<br /> <br /> Currently Elon is [[liar|claiming]] that he wants to make Twatter a [[Free Speech|Free Expression Zone]], which is sending modern liberals into a frenzied butthurt and mass exodus. Musk went on to make the code for Twitter [[Open Source|open-source]], but after a fall in users [[Mark Zuckerberg|The Zuck]] of [[Facebook]] harnessed its weakness and forked the source-code to make ''Threads'' (it was popular for a moment, but died out after a week.)<br /> <br /> ''Twitter Blue'' aka [[4chan Gold]]: Micro-blogging Edition is a new thing too. You can pay for a blue &quot;verified badge&quot; and to be able to bypass the &quot;new features&quot; such as the tweet view limit, max posts limit, etc! Very cool, Elon!<br /> <br /> Later, Elon would also rebrand Twitter as ''[[XXX|X]]'', which is a nightmare for Search Engine Optimization. As if putting the site behind a log-in only wall wasn't bad enough. Simply a noob-ish move on Musk's part. And what would you call &quot;Twitter videos&quot;.<br /> == Drug Habits ==<br /> [[File:Elon goes viral with bizarre behavior.mp4|thumb|&quot;SpongeDon me boi! I have [[Marilyn Monroe|overdosed]] on ketamine and I'm going to die!&quot;]]<br /> As it turns out, Musky [[i told u i was hardcore|is a hardcore druggie]] and has been higher than giraffe tits for the past several years, which caused Tesla investors to and those close to him try to make him [https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-rehab go to rehab], but Elon said [[Amy Winehouse|no, no, no]]. Elon is seemingly unaware that [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|doing hardcore drugs in your 50s comes with consequences]]. As of recent his [[ketamine]] benders have been causing Elon to go on &lt;s&gt;[[Twatter|Twitter]]&lt;/s&gt; Sorry, [[XXX|𝕏]] to [[BAWWWW|raise concern]] about brown people entering [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]], although he himself was an immigrant from [[South Africa]]. If Musk keeps up these habits, he could end up as a contender for {{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Golden iPod of The Year.<br /> <br /> ==Elon Divorces Trump... And During Pride Month Too!==<br /> After being &lt;s&gt;fired&lt;/s&gt; released from DOGE, Elon started beefing with Trump.<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Nikola Tesla]]<br /> * [[Troll Science]]<br /> * [[Al Gore]]<br /> * [[Bernie Sanders]]<br /> * [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.<br /> * [[Attention Whore]] - what he manages to be despite having trillions of dollars<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> * https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=38m52s - Elon Musk rejects a level 2 super-genius, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateyourOwnVillain thus creating a supervillain] whom he will be murdered and raped by in the future<br /> *{{Twitter|elonmusk|@elonmusk - his public &lt;s&gt;twitter&lt;/s&gt; X account}}<br /> *[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/elon-musk-twitter-far-right-activist/672436/ Elon Musk Is a Far-Right Activist - The Atlantic; December 2022]<br /> *[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elon-Musk Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Elon Musk]<br /> *{{Wikilink|Elon_Musk|Wikipedia entry on Elon Musk}}<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{Science}}<br /> {{politics}}<br /> {{altright}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article July 9, 10 &amp; 11, [[2021]]|[[Bill Cosby]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Shroomjak]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now April 30-May 1, [[2022]]|[[Twatter]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[EarthBound]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article February 17 &amp; 18, [[2025]]|[[Smoking]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Texas]]}}<br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Twitter]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Elon_Musk_and_his_son_with_Donald_Trump.jpg&diff=1949956 2026-04-09T03:12:07Z

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Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Natalie_Rupnow&diff=1948956 2026-04-01T03:22:55Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Corner|bl|[[File:Samantharetard.png|200px]]}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {{Virgin|file=Samantharupnow.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{Columbine Copycat}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Natalie Rupnow'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 7, [[2009]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 16, [[2024]] (aged 15)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[AlGore|Killed 2]], injured 6}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Columbiner]]&lt;br&gt;[[Femcel|Supreme Lady]]&lt;br&gt;Groomed by [[764|Discord trannies]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|It's over for me Samantha I cumming for that ghost pussy.|[[Solomon Henderson]]}}<br /> <br /> '''Natalie Lynn &quot;Samantha&quot; Rupnow'''{{Nazi}} was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old girl]] who went hunting for [[Rapefugee|migrants]] in [[White middle class liberal|Madison, Wisconsin]] at her [[Christian]] high school. Being a [[wimmin]], she only got 2 kills and missed 6 shots before becoming [[An heroine|an brave heroine]] &lt;s&gt;who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings&lt;/s&gt; [[Amy Bishop|lol nope]]. <br /> <br /> The biggest consequence to come from the shooting are all the [[Rupnow's simp faction|simps]] that have shot up schools in her name, due to her being a teenage girl school shooter which isn't very common cuz girls suck at everything.<br /> <br /> == Online Faggotry ==<br /> Our brave and just warrior had a Tumblr account where she would repost content related to school shooters such as [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[Adam Lanza]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Eric and Dylan]], like the [[Columbiner|edgy teenager]] she was. She also {{Glow|[[Glownigger|made a Twitter account 9 days before the shooting]]}}, where she showed various [[attention whore|red flags]], such as using the handle &quot;[[Postal 2|@Postalbrained]]&quot; and posting a massively gay [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] edit (just as a sidenote, Anton got more kills than her with a literal sword lmao) that the feds didn't notice for some reason.<br /> <br /> On her deadbeat dad's [[Facebook]], she was known to [[Camwhore|livestream]] shitty [[VR]] games where she can be seen racking up more [[Internet points|XP]] making [[Sammich|sandwiches]] [[in the kitchen]] than she ever could in an IRL shooting. Aside from playing woman simulators, she also notably streamed VR [[FPS]] games to prepare for her upcoming [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]] of course. [[Republicans|Sad to see violent video games once again corrupting the youth]].<br /> <br /> '''Saved footage:'''<br /> *https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10lR1xEWKlNz439gtxebhlsW0fGKS6dmh<br /> *https://mega.nz/folder/NTMCTLCA#KbkEOFz3MTSlEa2rsy977g<br /> <br /> === Manifesto ===<br /> Funny story: she actually [https://docs.google.com/file/d/1tXOwyVYTyQdbQ2gkPxUXzO0MbIy3eCFn/edit?usp=docslist_api&amp;filetype=msword forgot to set the document to public] and [[Old media|the media]] had to ask her [[Salvador Ramos|German e-boyfriend]] to leak the document for them. In this manifesto, Sam just spergs out about how much she hates [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|humanity]], [[Your mom|her parents]], and [[You|herself]], and originally wanted to become [[an heroine]] alone in her room, but eventually decided to leave a [[LOL|lasting impact on the world]] by [[unoriginal|shooting up an American school]], which will be forgotten within 15 minutes because it has happened countless times before. <br /> <br /> Surprisingly, she also claims to have been [[LOLWUT|inspired]] by [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda &quot;Skreewie&quot; Küçükyetim]] (that Turkish kid who earlier [[2024|that year]] [[Fail|tried]] to go [[Tarrant]] near a mosque and stabbed 5 randos, killing [[no one]]), of all people. This is most likely because Arda's own gay little manifesto is essentially just a regurgitated version of our [[High Score]] articles, introducing many [[zoomers]] to the old ED. On our site, most of these articles are simply [[Prank|ironic meme satire]], and we do not actually condone the faggy, attention-whoring act of going on a shooting spree. However, these zoomers tend to suffer from [[Asperger's syndrome]] (a condition that makes you have trouble understanding obvious sarcasm), along with various other neurological disorders which makes them believe that everything on the webz is [[Truth|honest and sincere]]. <br /> <br /> There is a lesson to be learned here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Don't]] go [[Postal 2|Postal]]. You will [[Dying alone|die alone]] and forgotten, you aren't going to get a a lulzy [[High Score]], you will not have [[Loli|13-year-old Pinterest fangirls]] drooling over you, and you will make no lasting impact on the world. <br /> <br /> Anyway, enough jibber-jabber, here's the whole thing:<br /> [[File:NitrroFalseflaggingRFH.png|thumb|200px|right|Nitrrogen admitting the whole thing is [[fake and gay]].]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Natalie Manifesto 1.jpg<br /> File:Natalie Manifesto 2.jpg<br /> File:Natalie Manifesto 3.jpg<br /> File:Natalie Manifesto 4.jpg<br /> File:Natalie Manifesto 5.jpg<br /> File:Natalie Manifesto 6.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> There's also a fake manifesto, which was written by {{kf|203794/page-86#post-20984599|Nitrrogen}} in order to falseflag {{twitter|hollowearthterf|Radfem Hitler}}.<br /> [[File:Fake Natalie Manifesto.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> === Known Accounts ===<br /> [[File:Crossixir.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Some argue|Allegedly]] this photo has been edited to [[What|make her look uglier]].]]<br /> *{{Twitter|Postalbrained|Postalbrained}} - {{archive|ysXwZ}}<br /> *{{Tiktok|targetedbloodsport|{{Strike|targetedbloodsport}} [[Baleeted]]!}}<br /> *{{Tumblr|crossixir|crossixir}} - {{archive|gRwMW}}<br /> *[https://open.spotify.com/user/bj208ge4xydnc5x43z00qzd3z Crossixir] - Spotify account<br /> *{{WPD|@Crossixir}} - '''[[media:NatalieWPD.png|(profile)]] [[media:NatalieComments.png|(comments)]] [[media:NataliePost.png|(post)]]<br /> *{{Steam|76561199574202853|Crossixir}} - {{archive|mcdwP}}<br /> *{{Twitch|crossixir|crossixir}}<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/crossixir.1 crossixir] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> *[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/257824/school-shooting-at-abundant-life-christian/4974329#context Accounts dump]<br /> *{{archive|zSiSQ|Posts archive}}<br /> <br /> == Shooting ==<br /> [[File:TakingAShit.jpg|thumb|The final shit]]<br /> On December 16, [[2024]], Natalie posted her [[Retard|private]] manifesto and then perpetrated her &quot;[[No|Amoklauf]]&quot; at her school. She brought two basic bitch 9mm [[Gun|pistols]] (but only used one of them) that were probably acquired illegally from some [[niggers]] in [[Chicago]]. She was able to drop 2 noobs like ED's own [[William Atchison]], except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then [[An Heroine|defeated an greatest quest of her life]]. Apparently she didn't die instantly, ultimately showing that she was a [[failure]] even in death. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the [[MAGAts]] sending their empty [[Lie|thoughts and prayers]], and [[Joe Biden]] and the rest of the anti-[[Christian]] liberal [[Untermensch]]en calling for the usual [[gun control]] terrorist demands of [[Assault Rifle|assault weapon bans]] even though the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun.<br /> <br /> On August 1, [[2025]], her mother, Mellissa, also became an heroine. As they say, &quot;like mother like daughter&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Loadout ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto; text-align: left;&quot; width=&quot;58%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Glock 19<br /> [[File:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|125px|center]]<br /> |<br /> *'''Does 15-30 pts. of damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': [[boring| Sig Sauer P322]]<br /> [[File:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|125px|center]]<br /> |<br /> *[[Fail|Unused]]. '''Does 15-30 pts. of damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 1''': [[Wimmins|Femcel]] [[Elliot Rodger|With Rage]]<br /> [[File:Wataamote linup.jpg|65px|center]]<br /> |<br /> *Impotent rage from being pumped 'n dumped by those chauvinistic pigs. '''Double damage against men and pick-me's.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Being a Skreewie disciple makes her indirectly a Tarrant disciple as well. '''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell 1''': Nazi<br /> [[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|65px|center]]<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell 2''': Columfag<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.'''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> [[File:Natalierupnowhell.jpg|thumb|right|200px|AHHHHHH IT BURNS!! AHHH]]<br /> {{GradedScore|2|(6 injuries)|7|Wimmin can't hit shit|2|Used an insanely [[Mass Shooting|stale meme]]|10|Remembered only because she's a wimmin!|11|For being a female [[High Score|player]]|32|F-|[[truth|More proof women can't do anything right]]}}<br /> <br /> {{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:AlGoreWigger.jpg|250px|link=Couch Cuck]]|[[Couch Cuck|Couch Gang]]}}<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> {{Collapsegallery|'''Museum Exhibit for the World's First Femcel School Shooter'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Monkeysexlogic.png<br /> File:Eric cafeteria.gif|His shirt!<br /> File:Postal Review.png<br /> File:Still with the KMFDM shirt.png<br /> File:Woman intelligence.jpg<br /> File:DiscordBullshittery.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:DadsFB.png<br /> File:YoungNatalie.png<br /> File:ManifestoCompacted.png<br /> File:Genuine 4chan moment.png<br /> File:Natalie1.jpg<br /> File:Natalie2.jpg<br /> File:Natalie3.jpg<br /> File:Natalie4.jpg<br /> File:NatalieMinion.png|Slut for [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Sponge]]<br /> File:AtchisonMinion.png<br /> File:Natalieblacked.jpg|Slut for [[Big Black Cock|BBC]]<br /> File:Badlucknatalie.jpg<br /> File:Natalierupnowsoyjak.png<br /> File:Natalierupnowsoyjak2.jpg<br /> File:Natalierupnowsoyjak3.jpg|THE 6'5&quot; TRUST FUND GIGACHAD DOESN'T WANT ME!!!<br /> File:HeadfirstForHalos.png<br /> File:Nível extreme.jpg|👌<br /> File:NatalieER.png|Some post she liked<br /> File:RupnowsTwitterX.png|Her [[Deadname|Twitter]]/X account. Notice the [[Mikhail Pivnev|Mikhail Pissnev]] PFP<br /> File:RupnowMinecraft.png|[[Minecraft]] skin - [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Asuka (the Rebuild version)]]<br /> File:RupnowDiscord.jpg|Her [[Discord]] account. [[Daniil Zasorin|See the PFP?]]<br /> File:Shooterjaks.png<br /> File:Lesbeans forevaa.jpg|Last known pic with [[Alyssa Bustamante|her GF]]<br /> File:Three stooges of TCC.jpg|[[Solomon Henderson|A trendsetter]], [[Arthur Achleitner|for sure]]<br /> File:Natalie Gooner.png|[https://ghostarchive.org/archive/N3Qa7 And this is why we can't have nice things]<br /> File:Screenshot 2025-12-11 07.13.17.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=darkred|color=white}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|FOIDvids|background-color: grey;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:Is this canon.mp4|700px]]'''The unholy matrimony'''<br /> |[[File:AntonEdit.mp4|700px]]'''[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] edit she tweeted'''<br /> |[[File:GunRangeSuicide.mp4|700px]]'''Gun range suicide video she tweeted'''<br /> |[[File:NatalieRupnowVoice.mp4|700px]]{{Twitch|crossixir/clip/HonorableAlluringQuailChocolateRain-Wnm0TThcS2jdNemc|Voice reveal}}<br /> |[[File:LiteralBrainrot.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:Wtf Rupnow.mp4|700px]]<br /> }}|border=darkred|background=black}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Fanart ==<br /> {{Rainbowsmall|Imagine making this bullshit}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:RadfemShooter.jpg<br /> File:Natalierupnowfanart.jpg<br /> File:Natalie Fanart 3.jpg<br /> File:Natalierupnowfanart2.jpg|[[shadman|now draw her giving birth]]<br /> File:HELL NAW Solomon x Samantha.png|Let a [[Solomon Henderson|nigga]] smash, ho<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Experts Say This Music May Induce Homicidal Ideation ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;XG8k4IYIgvo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[16-year-old girl]]<br /> * [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - The Russian version from the previous December.<br /> * [[Amy Bishop]]<br /> * [[Anton Bichivin]] - Ruskie loser who also wore a KMFDM T-shirt.<br /> * [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Who she tried to be.<br /> * [[Attention Whore]] - What she was.<br /> * [[Brenda Spencer]]<br /> * [[Colt Gray]] - Couldn't beat him. <br /> * [[Incelcore]]<br /> * [[High Score/Loserinfo#Roman Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]] - Another Ruskie loser who wore a KMFDM shirt.<br /> *[[Rupnow's simp faction]] - Her simps.<br /> * [[Skreewie]] - No one would've thought that this loser could inspire an attack.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Abundant_Life_Christian_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> *[https://www.crossixir.com/ An informative site dedicated to her]<br /> *[https://www.crossixir.com/manifesto/waragainsthumanity Manifesto]<br /> *[https://www.crossixir.com/pics Photos]<br /> *{{EDF|t|atheist-filth-named-shon-beats-algores-high-score-in-madison-wisconin.3434/|EDF thread}} - {{archive|5iXf1}}<br /> *{{kf|shooting-at-wisconsin-christian-school.207069/|KF thread}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/258048/abundant-life-christian-school-shooting-december|WPD thread}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/discussion/post/257839/alleged-eboyfriend-of-alleged-school-shooter|Another WPD thread}}<br /> *[https://rdrama.net/post/326096/breaking-news-apparently-the-christian-school '''rDrama thread'''] - {{archive|hA5rB}}<br /> *[https://rdrama.net/post/326111/marseydylan-another-day-another-wpd-school '''Another rDrama thread'''] - {{archive|7ywx8}}<br /> *[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/491600486/ Informative /pol/ thread] - {{archive|6lZyo}}<br /> *[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/491608582/ Another one] - {{archive|bziBR}}<br /> *{{archive|xvcJC|MOAR infos}}<br /> <br /> {{Whores}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Columbine}}<br /> {{Dyingalone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Elliot Rodger}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Natalie Rupnow}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1947683 2026-03-20T16:10:32Z

<p>Omari81: /* Gallery */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker (Movie)|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called folie à deux and I'm not talking about that shitty [[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] sequel. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only a couple hours away in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy to fix his mental health, graduate college to become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;gPS-LGUFcfo&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;[[Scooby-Doo|Ruh roh.]] <br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> File:Tyler Robinson's Condom.png|I guess they never miss, huh?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Tyler_Robinson%27s_Condom.png&diff=1947682 2026-03-20T16:08:01Z

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Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1947333 2026-03-14T06:14:15Z

<p>Omari81: /* Graded Score */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker (Movie)|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called folie à deux and I'm not talking about that shitty [[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] sequel. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only a couple hours away in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy to fix his mental health, graduate college to become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;gPS-LGUFcfo&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;[[Scooby-Doo|Ruh roh.]] <br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1947332 2026-03-14T06:13:39Z

<p>Omari81: /* Graded Score */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker (Movie)|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called folie à deux and I'm not talking about that shitty [[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] sequel. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only a couple hours away in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy to fix his mental health, graduate college to become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;gPS-LGUFcfo&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;[[Scooby Doo|Ruh roh.]] <br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1946586 2026-03-04T19:12:33Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination of Charlie Kirk */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker (Movie)|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called folie à deux and I'm not talking about that shitty [[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] sequel. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only a couple hours away in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy to fix his mental health, graduate college to become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1946094 2026-02-24T00:00:26Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination of Charlie Kirk */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker (Movie)|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called folie à deux and I'm not talking about that shitty [[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] sequel. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy to fix his mental health, graduate college to become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1945700 2026-02-19T01:40:43Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination of Charlie Kirk */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called Folie à deux and I'm not talking about that one Joker film. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy to fix his mental health, graduate college and become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1945698 2026-02-19T01:38:50Z

<p>Omari81: /* Lance Twiggs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's something called Folie à deux and I'm not talking about that one Joker film. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries|socialjustice|truth}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Joe_Biden&diff=1945535 2026-02-18T03:12:13Z

<p>Omari81: /* Gallery of gropery */</p> <hr /> <div>{{achtung|'''JOE BIDEN HAS [https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-approval-rating-worse-donald-trump-this-stage-presidency-midterms-1720688 SURPASSED DONALD TRUMP] TO BE THE [https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/whats-behind-bidens-record-low-approval-rating/ LEAST-POPULAR] FIRST TERM PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY'''}}<br /> <br /> {{achtung|AND NOW DARK BRANDON HAS PROSTATE CANCER!!!}}<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:-10px; left:-100px;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[Image:Chris Hansen Says Hi.gif]] &lt;/div&gt;<br /> [[File:Biden grin.jpg|thumb|&lt;center&gt;''TRUST ME''&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Its Joever.png|thumb|&lt;center&gt;''It’s Over, Back to the retirement home gramps''&lt;/center&gt;]]<br /> <br /> '''Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.''', a.k.a. '''Robert Peters''', {{hashtag|PedoPete}}, and '''[[pedo|The Joepedo]]''' is a former president of the USA, preceded and succeeded by [[The Donald]]. Having been raised in a Puerto-Rican-Jewish gay suburb, this American lifeguard and coal miner overcame all the odds to win the [[2020 Presidential Elections]], becoming the side bitch of shadow-President [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala &quot;Cocksucker&quot; Harris]]. His gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior were staples of his successful campaign yielding 81 million votes, the most votes of any politician. Ever. After &quot;winning&quot;, President Kamala returned to sucking [[Michelle Obama|Michelle Obama's]] cock, who in turn vigorously fellated the Jews, because the US is a vassal state of Israel. As the Democrats' figurehead, President Biden epitomizes the brilliant minds that run the Democrat party.<br /> <br /> In November of &quot;[[2020|THE WORST YEAR EVER]],&quot; this brilliant lawyer won the election fair and square, with turnouts in excess of 100%, and ascended to the throne of president of the USA, proving that being a [[pedophile]] is now a requirement for [[America]]n presidents. Now, Biden gets to have ''two'' scoops of chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream! Just like dRuMpF!!111<br /> <br /> Joe Biden was installed as the 46th President of the USA on January 20th, 2021, after Trump tried to defend the Republic against a hostile domestic threat. The Biden Regime managed to lose [[Afghanistan|an entire war]], empower [[Cultural Marxism]] on the federal level, and devastate the economy, all in less than two years, and left [[Loser|Joe Biden with the lowest job approval rating]] of any U.S. president ever.<br /> <br /> The worst is yet to come.<br /> <br /> ==2020 dark horse campaign==<br /> [[File:Biden bloody eye.jpg|thumb|The somatic effect of restraining oneself from groping everyone in the room]]<br /> After Hillary's popularity failed to secure her the nomination, Delaware Joe was picked as Kamala's Vice President. Mostly because rose-tinted memories of the Obama Administration were literally their only chance of lasting hope and change. It was then decided that Joe would fall up the stairs in the [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020 election]] much to the chagrin of [[Lemon Party|Bernie Sanders]] supporters as it was his last chance to run for the president, much like Joe since both of them will most likely be dead by 2024. The voters didn't even care that he likes to purr at dog-faced pony soldiers. In several of the debates, his brilliant mind was on display as he mumbled through several answers, and in another one, a blood vessel in his eye flattened and left him clear-eyed until the end. It's clear to say that this was the most entertaining election and was a display of [[globohomo|Our Democracy]]{{tm}} in action.<br /> <br /> ==Children issues==<br /> [[File:joe biden bear.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Pedobear]] approved!]]<br /> {{Videoframe|Failures|{{roundy|1em}}background-color:white;border:.5em blue;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ObtSt0nL6gw&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;;What would you do if a child was in front of you?<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;yOJGL_Qleds&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> ;Metal Gear Biden<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Kamala Harris selected as shadow president==<br /> [[File:BidenFalls.jpg|thumb|The Biden Regime in a nutshell]]<br /> After spending several years in his house falling up the stairs and chasing his dog around while in the buff, the DNC selected goose stepping Kamala Harris (no relation to [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]) to be president. Kamala is a Foxxxy Mulatto [[Black People|black]]/[[India|indian]] whose married to a Jew, so she was the perfect choice to appeal to [[Suburbs|suburban]] white women who want to appear woke by voting for a colored person but don't want to go too far.<br /> <br /> Kamala is a former State Prosecutor from [[San Francisco]], a city much like any run of the mill Cosmopolitan Utopia where the streets are littered with shit and aids of all kinds and where the homeless situation is so severe several nonbinary intersectional ANTIFA members are looking into a final solution for [[Holocaust|the domestically challenged]].<br /> <br /> After [[Bill Cosby|George Foreman]] overdosed on knee to the neck [[Minneapolis]] in May, while a crowd of colored people watched like cuckolds witnessing Shane Diesel fuck their wives. [[Democrats]] changed their relationship status with law enforcement to [[Nihilism|it's complicated]] in pursuit of [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Big Black Cocks]] to satisfy their racial fetish. As such Kamala's record as Grillbitch which included unreasonable actions such as locking up Niggers didn't sit well with a lot of coloreds, including the BLT movement. Fear not, because Kamala, like most politicians, went ahead and changed her position on &quot;America's Finest&quot;; Going from 'law and order' - to 'rape, meth, and murder'.<br /> <br /> ==Like father, like son==<br /> [[File:UncleSnufflesDeliverance.jpg|thumb|Sleepy Joe and Hunter, looking splendid as always]]<br /> <br /> A major point of concern in the 2020 election was the party successfully covering up [[Hunter Biden|Hunter Biden's]] laptop, and the CP that was on it. Naturally only the peasants were actually concerned, as the [[old media]] covered it up, and [[social media]] censored fucking everything.<br /> <br /> Many [[No|great and tremendous American journalists]] covered this conspiracy, but the laptop, unfortunately, went missing before any conclusive evidence could be proven to the public, only to turn up on 4chan in July 2022.<br /> Not that it stopped the degenerates on Twitter from sharing the data, and CP.{{cn}}<br /> Trump may have wanted to fuck his daughter, but Hunter Biden much like [[Chris-chan]] had or has a thing for his daddy.<br /> Images showed Hunter Biden jacking off to his father delivering a speech, among other things. The Hunter Biden saga would periodically flare up with more information, revealing what anyone with a frontal cortex already knew or suspected. Unfortunately, this information only [[Streisand Effect|came to light]] after it was far too late for it to change anything.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==Stealing an election==<br /> <br /> America's favorite crack-smoking Pillow Deity, Mike Lindell, proved once and for all, that Kamala Harris and the DNC usurped the 2020 election.<br /> The DNC covered its tracks by having Dominion countersue Lindell, while Hunter sucked on the pipe to provide evidence against the DNC.<br /> By end of August of 2021, the Trump administration was exonerated, after a lulzy exit.<br /> <br /> ==The Harris Administration==<br /> <br /> [[File:Kamala trollface.png|thumb|200px|Kamala does her best [[trollface]]]]<br /> As with any shadow presidency, you must have a strong administration, with a cis-gendered straight white male as the figurehead. As no one is going to accept an intersectional nonbinary negress who likes pegging her cuck husband in the Oval Office.<br /> Much of the work in the White House is done in a private office, and Joe occupies the Oval Office, presumably where his butt gets whipped quite often before he stutters over a teleprompter, while Harris occupies the actual office where work gets done.<br /> Presumably, because poor administrators are just as good as white ones.<br /> The buck stops here!!!<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==Saigon shuffle==<br /> [[File:Gallupsixthquarter.png|200px|thumb|right|Joe Biden's approval rating began collapsing after his Afghanistan debacle, culminating with Biden having the lowest sixth-quarter approval rating in presidential polling history]]<br /> <br /> On the eve of the 20th anniversary of an American tragedy, President Harris honored Trump's promise of ending the war in Afghanistan.<br /> While absolving herself and the figurehead of all responsibility, using a forced meme to blame Trump for the consequences of the unplanned withdrawal.<br /> The war had lasted for over twenty years, and most in the US could predict the inevitable outcome. After over $9,000 dollars were wasted on founding a Republic in the Graveyard of Empires, and over 700,000 lives lost, it was finally time for the America to enjoy a Saturday off, complete with ice cream.<br /> But after failing to go all the way, and pulling out to soon (or too late), the Americans had to leave the blood orgy and go home.<br /> <br /> In doing so, there was no plan, and no air support, and unlike Hitler, the Secretary of Defense didn't have the ability to move thousands of people at once.<br /> <br /> But then again: this always ''was'' the plan. One of the first things the MIC does when it invades a country is move in as many US civilians as possible and hire local civilians, thereby turning them into collaborators. Security personnel. Embassy staff. Interpreters. The purpose of this is to make withdrawal very difficult for the government of the day. The main job of the US military is to expend ordnance (remember, kids: ''our'' bombs are ordnance; ''their'' bombs are IEDs), so that the government has to order more, so that the rich can get richer and so that all those voters in the bomb manufacturing industry keep their jobs and health insurance.<br /> <br /> The cure would be to admit that all non-servicepersons who go to a foreign war zone are either spies or mercs - illegal combatants - irrespective of why they are there. But that ain't ever going to happen.<br /> <br /> Anyway:<br /> <br /> As any group of defeated people do when their leaders abandon them with no water, food, or air support... our &quot;allies&quot; in Afghanistan ran for the hills. This allowed the Taliban to reclaim its place as the rightful popular government of Afghanistan; to kill the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi pedophile] gang leaders (&quot;warlords&quot;) that the US installed to run the CIA poppy fields; and to resume razing those CIA poppy fields so that the locals could replant them with - oh, I dunno. Food, maybe.<br /> <br /> Neither Joe Biden or his Ginger bitch were anywhere to be found, and were most likely at a [[Comet Ping Pong|pizza shop]], fucking each other to CP.<br /> Meanwhile, Shadow President Harris decided to pay respect to the fallen Viet Cong by planning a trip to Saigon, amidst the evacuation.<br /> Upon revelation to the media, that failed to report this to the public, Harris presumably ordered everyone who wasn't a member of the press corpse, to exit the room, <br /> shakily her hand raised to remove her reading glasses, as she screamed at the press corpse.<br /> <br /> Kamala laughed to herself as she knew that getting rubes out of high school, who take a nice big puff of the [[meth|patriotism]] is the easiest way to kill most white males, and then surrendering to the enemy will break them morally. The vice president continued to lick his ice cream cone while watching silent movies from America's golden age.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube width=&quot;auto&quot; height=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;8T1txBRoQxQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==A democracy of buffoons==<br /> {{quote|1=Democracy is now currently defined in Europe as a country run by Jews.|2=Ezra Pound}}<br /> In late August of 2021, the media could no longer cover up for the recklessness of the Harris Administration.<br /> Finally, [[Fake News|MSM outlets]] began to criticize Biden, because [[Baby Boomers|Boomers]] finally forgot who Donald Trump was. Impeachment inevitable. LOL disregard that, etc. Nothing was done in 2021, and nothing will be done in 2022, not even in 2023 either. [[Hunter Biden]] will continue his chadlike behavior of chasing [[hookers and blow]], courtesy of your tax dollars forever. EDiots predict that Biden will be re-elected in 2024 whether he wins or not.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube width=&quot;auto&quot; height=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;sUPgdQ0cbw&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT NIGGER IN THE BASEMENT! ==<br /> <br /> Later on, it came to light, that Obama might have been running the show remotely all along.<br /> Of course, Obama foreshadowed this while talking to liberal academic and all-around cuck, [[Stephen Colbert]].<br /> Generally, the best laugh can be had when you're a pedo in the basement, and you switch places with your best nigger friend.<br /> You know Obama voted Biden, which ensured Obama's skin color didn't magically shift to white.<br /> The look on Colbert's face was priceless because his arch-nemesis, the Republicans, were right all along: Obama was getting a third term.<br /> Just not a conventional one.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube width=&quot;auto&quot; height=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;jV8oBRRcBU4&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==More videos ==<br /> <br /> {{Videoframe|Jim81Jim|{{roundy|1em}}background-color:white;border:.5em blue;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center;|font-weight:bold;<br /> <br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;H8dg1IuYlLY&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;loFdQMDE754&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;bgO6xLP7wkQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;lSUPfnYdXFU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;zRJh4KGynOI&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Quotes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:#003c8e;height:15em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |One point two billion. So you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in-in-in a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman that runs the rub...run-brings out the carts on-on-or-on a forklift. What happened?<br /> |Joe Biden's most inspiring quote<br /> <br /> |Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.<br /> |Joe Biden, presidential hopeful explaining his sociological concept of race.<br /> <br /> |There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there that are just not very good people<br /> |[https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/US/RHI225219 An interesting percentage...]<br /> <br /> |[[Niggers|Poor kids]] are just as bright and just as talented as [[Crackers|white kids]]!<br /> |Wait...<br /> <br /> |That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.<br /> |Have you ever seen a grown man naked?<br /> <br /> |What the hell 'concerns', man? You wanna wrestle?<br /> |2021-2025, the new golden era of WWE.<br /> <br /> |If you agree with me go to Joe... 3-0....3-3-0, and help me in this fight. Thank you very much.<br /> |ZIP Code for Atlanta, Georgia and last possible location of his medication.<br /> <br /> |We cannot let this, we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17- all the way round - 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle. The way that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct the public health.<br /> |Joe Biden, practicing the ancient arts of necropoliticimancy.<br /> <br /> |Integrating black students would turn schools into a racial jungle.<br /> |Joe Biden actually said this in the 1970s and African-Americans still support him.<br /> <br /> |Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.<br /> |Joe Biden<br /> <br /> |We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing.<br /> |Joe Biden giving his take on the Declaration of Independence.<br /> <br /> |Thank you, Dr. Pepper.<br /> |[https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2012/03/joe-biden-publicly-thanks-dr-pepper.html Joe Biden attempting to thank Scott Community College president Theresa Paper]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery of gropery==<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{cg|Memes|cg2|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Biden Was Never President.jpg|[[Sheep|Darn, I can't believe the government would lie to us like that!]]<br /> File:Biden 2020 A solid hand meme.jpg<br /> File:Joe Biden i want to be sniffer in chief meme.jpg<br /> File:Biden1.jpg<br /> File:Biden2.jpg<br /> File:Biden3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Biden4.jpg<br /> File:Biden11.gif<br /> File:Biden Harris meme Police State 2020.jpg<br /> File:Kamala Harria Is A COP meme 2020 Elections.jpg<br /> File:Joe Biden Hairy Legs quote.JPG<br /> File:Biden18.jpg<br /> File:Im joe biden and i forgot this message.jpeg<br /> File:Direct Joe Biden qoute 2020 meme 1.jpg<br /> File:Biden will beat Joe Biden.jpg<br /> File:Joe Biden Minimum Wage not age meme.jpg<br /> File:BidenCumJar.png<br /> File:Bidenmedia.jpg<br /> File:Joe Biden Steamroller.gif<br /> File:Joe Biden's 2020 magic trick money from ears.jpg<br /> File:Biden malarkey detected.jpg|2020 election results detected<br /> File:Joebidenanimegirl1.jpg<br /> File:joe biden pedobear.png<br /> File:HarrisSheHer.png|Kamala Harris would like you to know her [[Shit no one cares about|very important]] [[Personal Pronouns|personal pronouns]]<br /> File:Biden become ungovernable unintelligible vaporwave FZvzXlqWYAAJ0ba.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=#003c8e|color=#ff313c}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[2020 Presidential Elections|2020 U.S. presidential election]]<br /> *[[Barack Obama]] - Under whom Joe Biden served as vice president.<br /> *[[Bernie Sanders]] - Joe Biden defeated him in the 2020 Democratic presidential primary.<br /> *[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] - The legitimate winner of the 2020 presidential election.<br /> *[[Hillary Clinton]] - Joe Biden was too scared to run against her in [[2016 Presidential Election|2016]].<br /> *[[Hunter Biden]] - Joe Biden's based crackhead son.<br /> *[[Mike Pence]]<br /> *[[Sitting Bernie]] - Meme from Joe's inauguration.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article June 23 and June 24, [[2020]]|[[Black Supremacy]]|[[Joe Biden]]|[[Fuck The Police]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article September 7 and 8, [[2020]]|[[Necrophilia]]|[[Joe Biden]]|[[Cuties]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article November 7 &amp; 8, [[2020]]|[[Pennsylvania]]|[[Joe Biden]]|SITE CRASHED!}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article January 20, 21 and 22, [[2021]]|[[Trolling IRL]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Restoration 2020]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article August 19, [[2022]]|[[Trolling IRL]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Keffals]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now May 24 &amp; 25, [[2025]]|[[Indonesia]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[John Earnest]]}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[category:People|Biden, Joseph Robinette]]<br /> [[category:2020]]<br /> [[Category:Corpses]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Biden_Was_Never_President.jpg&diff=1945534 2026-02-18T03:11:14Z

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Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:EFTA00173266.pdf&diff=1945533 2026-02-18T03:09:57Z

<p>Omari81: Omari81 uploaded a new version of File:EFTA00173266.pdf</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> Epstein file revealing Biden was never president and was killed in 2019. It was deleted but archived here: https://web.archive.org/web/20260213203055/https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00173266.pdf</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:EFTA00173266.pdf&diff=1945532 2026-02-18T03:01:25Z

<p>Omari81: Epstein file revealing Biden was never president and was killed in 2019. It was deleted but archived here: https://web.archive.org/web/20260213203055/https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00173266.pdf</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> Epstein file revealing Biden was never president and was killed in 2019. It was deleted but archived here: https://web.archive.org/web/20260213203055/https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00173266.pdf</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Transgender&diff=1945531 2026-02-18T02:55:54Z

<p>Omari81: /* Self-destruction */</p> <hr /> <div>:''Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].''&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Offended}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]<br /> &quot;Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man's wife for damages&quot;. you know, you're gonna read this story}}<br /> {{ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Transgender'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Symptoms'''|Gender dysphoria&lt;br&gt;[[Depression]]&lt;br&gt;[[retard|Confused thinking]]&lt;br&gt;[[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]]&lt;br&gt;[[Terminological percipience disorder]]&lt;br&gt;[[Moralfag]] behaviour}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Onset'''|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as &lt;10 years of age, but that's likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Duration'''|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Causes'''|Lack of either parental figure&lt;br&gt;[[Video games]] or Sports&lt;br&gt;Indoctrination/Grooming&lt;br&gt;Birth defect&lt;br&gt;[[Atheism]]&lt;br&gt;Being a far-leftist}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Management'''|[[Deal with it]] faggot&lt;br&gt;Get close to [[God]]&lt;br&gt;Hormone therapy (done actually right)&lt;br&gt;Transition surgery&lt;br&gt;[[An hero]]}}<br /> {{ibend}}<br /> <br /> A '''transgender''' &quot;[[nope|person]]&quot; or '''tranny''' is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren't man enough to admit they're craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like <br /> being &quot;sort of&quot; a woman. Be warned, the term &quot;tranny&quot; is considered a slur by shitlib news sources such as [[MSNBC]] and [[Media Matters]], who censor it like t***** because they're cowards who apparently think tranny is the same as [[nigger]] or [[kike]].<br /> <br /> Some transgendered persons are also '''transsexuals'''. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today's competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.<br /> <br /> Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of &quot;transtrenders&quot; jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted &quot;victim card&quot; to get them on into the Oppression Olympics. As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women's underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society. Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to &quot;pass&quot; as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show &quot;In Living Color&quot;... only less funny and a lot more horrifying. This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].<br /> <br /> Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan &quot;trans rights!&quot;, &quot;trans rights are human rights&quot;, &quot;[[no|Transwoman are woman]]&quot;, and &quot;[[die cis scum]]&quot;.<br /> [[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. '''They will suspect nothing!''']]<br /> [[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]<br /> <br /> ==Causes==<br /> The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex, along with plain ol' [[narcissism]]. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.<br /> <br /> In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to &quot;Gender Dysphoria&quot; and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of &quot;acceptance&quot;, &quot;equality&quot;, or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They're only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.<br /> <br /> ==The Imitation Game==<br /> Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].<br /> <br /> Just like:<br /> [[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]<br /> * imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor<br /> * imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor<br /> * imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop<br /> * imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]<br /> * imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse<br /> * imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist<br /> * imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector<br /> * imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]<br /> * imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.<br /> * imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that's [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].<br /> * imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]<br /> * imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]<br /> * imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur<br /> * imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]<br /> * imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian<br /> * imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].<br /> * imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete<br /> * imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.<br /> * imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire<br /> * imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin<br /> * imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|dragon]]<br /> * a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]<br /> * imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&amp;sl=nl&amp;u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&amp;prev=search Oh, wait]<br /> * imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]<br /> * imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon<br /> * imitating a CEO makes you a CEO<br /> * imitating a senator makes you a senator<br /> * imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister<br /> * imitating a [[President]] makes you a President<br /> * imitating a [[king]] makes you a king<br /> * imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope<br /> * imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC<br /> <br /> Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called &quot;passing&quot; according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.<br /> <br /> Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn't trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It's the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn't get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.<br /> <br /> ==Myths Busted by Trannies==<br /> [[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]<br /> Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.<br /> <br /> The LGB portion of the &quot;community&quot; argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it's a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].<br /> <br /> Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no &quot;right way&quot; to &quot;act like a woman&quot; nor &quot;act like a man&quot;, but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.<br /> <br /> Look, no trannies undergo surgery to &quot;feel&quot; more like a man or woman (or to be made &quot;whole&quot; or &quot;complete&quot;), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman's body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to &quot;put right what once went wrong&quot; (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).<br /> <br /> Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they've always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.<br /> <br /> ==TERFs: The opposite side of insanity==<br /> [[TERF]]s (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists) claim that their views are grounded in biology. However, they selectively cherrypick biological definitions of man and woman, so ironically, their definitions say that some men can have vaginas. Especially [[Riley Gaines]], who constantly bitched about '''tying''' for fif place, even though she says certain '''biological''' women should be excluded. See [[Vexxed]] for moar TERF insanity.<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:5toet2a74a0g1.png<br /> File:bpgb53a74a0g1.png<br /> File:kmabi0a74a0g1.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==What Do Trannies Want?==<br /> Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex's restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is &quot;for women only&quot;, a determined tranny adamantly declares &quot;but I ''am'' a woman.&quot; This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders' unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.<br /> <br /> Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show ''Bosom Buddies'' where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny's denial concerns a &quot;personal identity&quot;, nobody can question their motives since they're the only one in the world who supposedly knows what's true on the subject. This is an extension of the &quot;you don't know me!&quot; posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the &quot;tolerant&quot; good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.<br /> <br /> Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children's nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].<br /> <br /> == Types of Trannies ==<br /> [[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]<br /> [[Image:obvious_tranny.jpg|thumb]]<br /> [[Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg|thumb]]<br /> <br /> ===God Seriously Fucked Up===<br /> Otherwise known as &quot;mommy didn't have a happy pregnancy&quot; or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create &quot;[[You|living abortions]].&quot; Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.<br /> <br /> ===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===<br /> See: [[Circumcision]]<br /> <br /> ===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===<br /> Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] &quot;tolerance&quot;, which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates. Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood. This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of &quot;transtrenders&quot;, who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply &quot;along for the ride&quot; to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory. <br /> <br /> ===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===<br /> Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa. This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem. Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no &quot;cure&quot; there is only &quot;treatment&quot; which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.<br /> <br /> ===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===<br /> A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you're probably thinking, &quot;LOL WUT?!&quot; and you're right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you're into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags. No, what they &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.<br /> <br /> Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it's trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder. In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.<br /> <br /> This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.<br /> <br /> ===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===<br /> [[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]<br /> This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it. This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a &quot;gender&quot; while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries. They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like &quot;social justice&quot; and &quot;social construct&quot; as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.<br /> <br /> ===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===<br /> This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with. In &lt;i&gt;theory&lt;/i&gt; the dye is safe... so long as you don't have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much &lt;i&gt;any&lt;/i&gt; amount of broken skin. If you do, well you're basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what's known as &quot;Mad Hatter Syndrome&quot;. These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.<br /> <br /> === Fuckable Trannies ===<br /> <br /> [[Sarina Valentina|You know you'd hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn't, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you're willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn't).<br /> <br /> === [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===<br /> <br /> {| align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px;&quot;<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt; <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|{{fv|Trans|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|&lt;youtube&gt;iW5w4gmKAZ8&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;EVfGZImxJFk&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;3wD7wliXtfU&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;lsDOLlm7Y7c&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;Pi1-kT04WKM&lt;/youtube&gt;}}|border=white|background=white}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]<br /> <br /> === [[Wannabe]] trannies ===<br /> [[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. ''not'' [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling. <br /> <br /> [[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn't get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.<br /> <br /> == Infamous trannies ==<br /> [[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I'M A WOMAN!]]]]<br /> [[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I'M A DUDE!]]]]<br /> [[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]<br /> [[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could've guessed.]]<br /> &lt;!----<br /> HEY YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT.<br /> <br /> Please keep this section confined to people who are legitimate transsexuals or transgendered individuals. <br /> Be useful, not retarded.<br /> <br /> Also, keep in alphabetical order, please. <br /> <br /> DON'T FORGET TO THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT. THANKS.<br /> ----&gt;<br /> * [[ADF-Fuensalida]]<br /> * [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.<br /> * [[Audrey Hale]]<br /> * [[Brianna Wu]]<br /> * [[Bruce Jenner]]<br /> * [[Catamorphism]]<br /> * [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.<br /> * [[Chloe Sagal‎]]<br /> * [[Chris-chan]]<br /> * [[Chris Crocker]]<br /> * [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].<br /> * [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire<br /> * [[D. C. Simpson]] - Kids comic creator, Political shill, drew repulsive porn of their characters.<br /> * [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]]. Likes to start [[Drama]]<br /> * [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com &quot;Dek is Filthy&quot;]<br /> * [[Imma-The-Deer]]<br /> * [[Jazz Jennings]]<br /> * [[JDR]]<br /> * [[Jeffree Star]]<br /> * [[Keffals]]<br /> * [[Kelly Martin]]<br /> * [[Kim Petras]]<br /> * [[Krimpet]]<br /> * [[Lady Gaga]]<br /> * [[Laura Kate Dale]]<br /> * [[Leelah Alcorn]]<br /> * [[Lila Perry]]<br /> * [[Randy Stair]]<br /> * [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]<br /> * [[Sarah Butts]]<br /> * [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!<br /> * [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.<br /> * [[Scoutgender]]<br /> * [[Sethisto]]<br /> * [[Sleepykinq]]<br /> * [[Stefonknee]]<br /> * [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.<br /> * [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world's first [[pregnant]] &quot;[[man]]&quot;; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as &quot;he&quot; never possessed a [[cock]].<br /> * [[Trap-kun]]<br /> * [[Yinepusayi]]<br /> * [[Yuki Damon]]<br /> <br /> ==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==<br /> Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG &quot;community&quot;, and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace &quot;body thetans&quot; with &quot;gender identity&quot; and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don't want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said &quot;but then they would look like [[John Travolta]],&quot; you'd be correct.<br /> <br /> Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny's snowflake pronouns or don't call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a &quot;hate crime&quot; known as &quot;misgendering&quot;, even though Mother Nature would have been the one who &quot;misgendered&quot; these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn't stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.<br /> <br /> For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it's [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys' room and girls use the girls' room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn't raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn't know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.<br /> <br /> ==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==<br /> [[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a &quot;lesbian tranny&quot;]]<br /> Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can't. That's the point. A tranny's claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that's the whole point of plastic surgery.<br /> <br /> Trannies are naturally truthful people, that's how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female ''and'' a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.<br /> <br /> Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny's claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word &quot;tranny.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==<br /> It doesn't matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It's a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being &quot;transgender&quot; is entirely based on the honor system (aka &quot;trust system&quot; for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny's claims is a hate crime against all trannies.<br /> <br /> ==Persecution==<br /> [[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]<br /> Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.<br /> <br /> Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this &lt;s&gt;grievous&lt;/s&gt; understandable persecution.<br /> <br /> More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it's too late and he's at it again. <br /> <br /> ==Self-destruction==<br /> Trannydom is self-destructive, that's why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that's the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can't change who you are inside.<br /> <br /> &quot;Transgender acceptance&quot; is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one's body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny's side. &quot;Your body disgusts me too.&quot; From a pre-op tranny's point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;IxWg4mY8NVE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Things Tranny's Listen To ==<br /> <br /> {{center|&lt;youtube&gt;P9sQZLtsfp8&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg||clowntards|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Cock shitting.jpg|This female to male transexual is currently suing her (his?) doctor for sewing his (her?) new cock on backwards.<br /> Image:Trans-Dimensional_Cipher-Sexual.jpg<br /> Image:Transexual_Snowflake_Syndrome.jpg<br /> Image:Brianna_Wu_Joker.png|The clowns are taking control<br /> Image:Transgender_Duck_Tales.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Genderchart.jpg<br /> File:Degenerate.jpg|Fucking degenerates.<br /> File:Lethimin.jpg|Let him in!<br /> Image:Tumbr_Universe_Comic.jpg<br /> Image:Insane_Gender_Chart.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_Retardation_1.jpg<br /> File:Trannieswhowouldwin.png<br /> Image:Mangiftcard.jpg|The ideal gift for any MTF tranny.<br /> File:Followyourfaggots.png|Follow your fellow faggots.<br /> Image:Vaginaman.jpg<br /> File:45 percent of Transexual Suicide.png<br /> File:Trap GF vs CIS GF.jpg<br /> Image:Restroom_She.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_01.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_02.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_03.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_04.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_05.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_06.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_07.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_08.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_09.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_10.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_11.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_12.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_13.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_15.png<br /> Image:Transgender_-_14.png<br /> Image:Degenercy_stopped.jpg<br /> Image:Transgender_-_16.png<br /> Image:Transgender_-_17.png<br /> Image:Transgender_-_18.png<br /> Image:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|A deodorant for the trannies.<br /> File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Most men who fuck Trannies claim that they are [[not gay]]<br /> File:Troon.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> |}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> [[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]<br /> [[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]<br /> * [[Assigned Male]] - (In)famous tranny liberal comic.<br /> * [[John Money]] - Creator of the modern troon<br /> * [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].<br /> * [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.<br /> * [[CyberDemon531]]<br /> * [[Dani_Willow]]<br /> * [[Disorders]]<br /> * [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.<br /> * [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman ''really'' woman or not.<br /> * [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.<br /> * [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.<br /> * [[JROCK]]<br /> * [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]<br /> * [[Michael Jackson]]<br /> * [[Mpreg]]<br /> * [[NotJustBikes]] - experiences a great amount of guilt for his &quot;straight, white, cisgendered, male&quot; privilege, yet thinks he's superior for being a multi-billionaire and proudly shows off about hating poor people, [[Jooz]] and [[curry nigger]]s. What a [[hypocrite]]!<br /> * [[Otherkin]]<br /> * [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.<br /> * [[Personal Pronouns]]<br /> * [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism<br /> * [[RationalWiki]] - these shitheads masturbate to transgender political propaganda and have sex in front of churches they burn down for fun<br /> * [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]<br /> * [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.<br /> * [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race. <br /> * [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.<br /> * [[Transtrender]]<br /> * [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]<br /> * [[Tumblr]]<br /> * [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]<br /> <br /> ===Types of trannies===<br /> * [[Crossdresser]]<br /> * [[Dickgirl]]<br /> * [[FTM]]<br /> * [[MTF]]<br /> * [[Trap]]<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.<br /> <br /> ===4chan===<br /> *[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.<br /> *[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.<br /> *[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.<br /> *[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]<br /> *[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]<br /> <br /> {{sj}}<br /> {{Lezz}}<br /> {{sex}}<br /> {{psychology}}<br /> {{Disease}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article July 27 &amp; 28, [[2017]]|[[Child Abuse]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Cultural appropriation]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article September 5, 6, and 7, [[2022]]|[[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[England]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now June 3 &amp; 4, [[2025]]|[[Homosexuality]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Abnormal Psych]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Daily_Mail&diff=1945530 2026-02-18T02:53:26Z

<p>Omari81: /* Daily Jailbait */</p> <hr /> <div>{{archenemy|WP:DAILYMAIL|Wikipedia}}<br /> [[File:Daily mail nhs sperm bank for lesbians.jpg|center|400px]]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Daily mail offices clock northcliffe house.png|thumb|right|300px|Please adjust your watches to 1934]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail bedding a harlot is wrong february 20, 2018.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Better make that 1834]]<br /> <br /> '''The Daily Mail''' (moar like '''The ''Faily Fail''''', [[STFU|amirite?]]) is a British [[tabloid]] and website which feeds off of fake indignation and outrage. Founded in 1896, it is basically Britain's &lt;s&gt;answer to&lt;/s&gt; equivalent of [[Fox News]]. Edited by [[Hitler|Paul Dacre,]] The Daily Mail is known for its lopsided political views, jumping from one side of The [[Immigrant]] Question in [[France|Calais]] to the other, and overusing many different words. <br /> <br /> In an ever-changing world, the average [[fag|British man]] in the street needs [[hugbox|stability and reassurance]], and chooses his daily reading material accordingly. Unfortunately, the average British man in the street is a sopping cunt. Therefore, the Mail prospers by mounting a never-ending, full-spectrum tactical assault on the sensibilities of the small-minded, who are led to believe [[Fact|that the UK will very soon be submerged into the sea by the weight of illegal immigrants arriving daily to steal the nation's benefits while raping its children,]] and furthermore that this submersion would be proof that global warming was wrong. <br /> <br /> (We say 'British man' but in fact [https://www.themediabriefing.com/article/youth-audiences-newspaper-old-demographics-advertising the Mail's readership] is more than 50% [[Women|teh wimminz]]. Ironic, since [[feminists]] believe the Mail is part of the [[Patriarchy|global conspiracy to demean women]] and that the world would be more left-wing [[Self-pwn|if only there were more women like Mrs. Thatcher).]])<br /> <br /> If you think this makes it a typical joke newspaper, you'd be right. But if you think that means it can be ignored, you'd be wrong. The Mail's website has [http://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/1313132/newspaper-abcs-digital-figures-august-2014?src_site=mediaweek nearly 12m unique user sessions per day] and is [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16743645 the most-read English language newspaper on the planet.]<br /> <br /> This situation - imagine a parallel universe in which Agatha Christie becomes a Nobel Laureate and the world's best-selling author - is made even weirder by the fact that the planet's second most-read online newspaper is [[The Guardian|The Guardian,]] which is even more fail and Daily Mail kryptonite in that it is written by and for leftie airheads who live in [[Londonistan|north London]] and eat [[irony|avocados while worrying about their carbon footprint]].<br /> <br /> ==In a nutshell==<br /> <br /> On 3 October 2011, the Daily Mail reported the verdict in the courtroom saga of [[Foxy Knoxy|Amanda Knox,]] some braindead, white trash [[whore]] who was accused of murdering someone or some shit, it went on longer than [[OJ Simpson]] and by the end no-one could remember what she was originally charged with. It had most of the [[Drama|qualities]] the Mail wants in a story: Sex, blood, murder, depravity, young women, sinister foreigners, alleged miscarriage of justice, Brit in foreign prison, you name it. Quotes:<br /> <br /> {{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |Amanda Knox looked stunned this evening after she dramatically lost her prison appeal against her murder conviction.|&quot;stunned&quot;<br /> |Knox, 24, and her family had high hopes that she would be freed and allowed to return home after spending the last four years behind bars for the killing of Meredith Kercher in Perugia, Italy, in 2007.|&quot;Behind bars&quot;<br /> |In December 2009 she had been sentenced to 26 years and last night the judge and jury agreed with prosecutors that she should remain in prison as they accepted that she had brutally murdered student Meredith.|&quot;Brutally murdered&quot;<br /> |Judge Claudio Pratillo Hellman also ruled that Raffaele Sollecito, 27, Knox's former boyfriend, should remain in jail and confirmed the original 25-year sentence on the computer studies graduate.|&quot;Boyfriend&quot;<br /> |As Knox realized the enormity of what judge Hellman was saying she sank into her chair sobbing uncontrollably while her family and friends hugged each other in tears.|&quot;Sobbing&quot;<br /> |A few feet away Meredith's mother Arline, her sister Stephanie and brother Lyle, who had flown in especially for the verdict remained expressionless, staring straight ahead, glancing over just once at the distraught Knox family.|&quot;Distraught&quot;<br /> |Prosecutors were delighted with the verdict and said that 'justice has been done' although they said on a 'human factor it was sad two young people would be spending years in jail'|&quot;Justice has been done&quot;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Sensational stuff. And complete bullshit. The Mail had written two alternative straight-to-plate stories (&quot;innocent&quot; and &quot;guilty&quot;) [https://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mailfail/ but printed the wrong one.] Three minutes later, they tried to cover their tracks by publishing the other one instead. But too late! The word watched in disbelief as the paper self-pwnt with cast-iron proof that they just make up any old shit and say that it really happened.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Daily mail amanda knox verdict fail.png|400px|center|thumb|I see what you did there]]<br /> <br /> ==Mrs. Donald strikes back==<br /> [[File:Judge judy wtf r u doing face.jpg|right|200px|thumb|&quot;You printed ''what?&quot;'']]<br /> On 20 August 2016, &lt;strike&gt;Aluminum&lt;/strike&gt; Meldonium Trump, wife of [[Drumpf|The Donald,]] was the unwilling star of a Daily Mail exclusive. The paper dredged up a load of muck-raking rumors about her past, including the claim that her modelling agency was a front for a [[Brothel|knocking-shop]] and that she had worked as a [[Whore|top-end escort.]] <br /> <br /> Needless to say, this had a YUGE headline, and the fact that there was no evidence at all for any of these claims was tucked away at the end of the article, in journalism's time-honored 'bury the disclaimer' fashion.<br /> <br /> Madame la Trumpe immediately [http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-melania-idUSKCN11760T filed suit against the Mail for defamation,] to the tune of [[OMG|$150,000,000]].<br /> <br /> The Daily Mail, realizing that it had finally picked on someone who (a) wasn't afraid of the Mail and (b) could afford the best [[Jews|lawyers]] known to the human race, panicked, shit itself, [[Delete fucking everything|retracted the story from its online version]] (but couldn't re-call the [[Dox|hard copies)]] and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3769798/Melania-Trump-retraction.html printed a grovelling apology] with the [[Sob story|excuse]] that [[Dubious disclaimer|'we were only informing our readers about rumors that might be damaging even if they were not found to be true'.]]<br /> <br /> But she's [[LOL|still going to sue them anyway]] and by retracting it they have [[Self-pwn|officially admitted it was lies.]] <br /> <br /> The Mail's lawyer has advised them: &quot;Prepare your anus.&quot; Said anus, already semen-crusted and full of AIDS, convinced the Mail to wise the fuck up and settle with the Stepford cunt and in April 2017, the Mail forked her over an undisclosed amount and then promptly STFU about her.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Cancer fetish==<br /> [[File:Daily mail &quot;blairitania&quot; insane comment piece (by simon heffer, 2001).jpg|250px|thumb|If only we had listened.....]]<br /> The Daily Mail's [[12 year old boy|health experts]] are [[fetish|obsessed]] with [[cancer]]; for example, they helped [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer.html expose] that [[blowjob|oral sex]] will give [[you]] [[fail|cancer]]. These [[an hero|heroic]] individuals have helped expose the [[truth]], hidden by [[The Guardian|politically correct]] [[leftard|liberals]], as to the full extent of shit that causes cancer, including: <br /> <br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611376/These-toys-arent-sharing-How-sex-aids-spread-cancer-causing-HPV-virus-partners.html Dildoes]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-prostate-cancer.html Being] a [[nigger|black]] man<br /> ** Or [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-cancer-decades-earlier-white-women.html woman]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html Curry]: is this why black people are more at risk? [[I'm so confused|Who knows?]]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-191219/Did-sex-cancer.html Unprotected sex]<br /> ** What's that? You think you're safe using contraception? [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/Cancer-risk-45-higher-Pill.html Think again]<br /> ** Only joking, [[you]]'ll never have [[truth|sex]].<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-68946/Do-women-need-periods.html Menstruation] (but the pill causes cancer, so you're fucked either way)<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-cancer-doctors-warn.html Flip flops]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-cancer.html Being left handed]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/Skiers-warned-cancer-risk.html Skiing]<br /> <br /> [[File:Daily mail can the sun cure cancer.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Provided for balance]]<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==Daily Jailbait==<br /> <br /> Daily Mail love [[loli|young poon]]. LOVE IT. A regular article they feature is some teenage socialite in underwear/bikini where they pretend to be judgmental about loose morals. Somehow, they always have a dozen zoomed images of the aforementioned teenager's gash and asshole while she bends over.<br /> <br /> A fun game to play is to search &quot;all grown up&quot; on the site's search engine. This brings up a list of girls who have just turned sixteen-years-old showing as much flesh as is legal.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Dailymailkj.png|[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2169997/Kendall-Jenner-dons-string-bikini-retro-swim-cap-new-dance-video-friend.html How the DM talks about 14 year old girls]<br /> File:Daily mail jailbait 1.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jailbait 2.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jailbait 3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|background=white|margin=auto}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery of news==<br /> [[File:Daily mail letters page.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A [[typical]] Daily Mail letter, yesterday]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail letter 10 june 2010.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another Daily Mail letter, also yesterday.]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail letter 27 dec 2016.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Etc]]<br /> [[File:Dailly mail could your fridge kill you.jpg|thumb|right|thumb|200px|The answer might surprise you]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;gallery perrow=4&gt;<br /> File:Daily mail next stop uk headline.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail benefits jackpot headline.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail comment enough is enough.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail join the dustbin revolt.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail flying asylum seeker.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail what have we done.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail how much worse.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jeremy corbyn as mao fantasy.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail got what they deserved.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail year of our lord.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail nhs ice cream bill.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail foreign rapists and murderers.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail can scotland yard find maddie.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jeremy corbyn apocalypse fantasy.png<br /> File:Daily mail migrants how many more.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail foreign workers 3 in 4 jobs.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail thatcher dead victory dance breast implants.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail nhs doughnuts and pizzas.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail old people auctioned off.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail who can make a sandwich.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail vacuum cleaner stampede.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail loch ness monster surgeon photo scoop.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail criminals break into cushy jails.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail sign up for an nhs death.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail asylum you are right to worry.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail lolwut bizarre gay feud.png<br /> File:Daily mail labour party leader's dad hated britain.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail kindergarten sex lessons under labour.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail end this human rights insanity.png<br /> File:Daily mail social media harms kiddy brains.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail sunbeds lethal as cigarettes.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail another cannabis-crazed killer.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail pope's battle to save christmas.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail disgrace to your country.png<br /> File:Daily mail tax on tea-ladies.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail the great lightbulb revolt.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|background=white|margin=auto}}&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==That whole &quot;Hitler&quot; thing==<br /> [[File:Daily mail lord rothermere portrait.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The face of a reasonable man]]<br /> [[File:Lord rothermere hitler telegram.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Fanmail]]<br /> If you mention the Daily Mail to any card-carrying bleeding-heart libfag, they will automatically mention [[Hitler|Our Patron Saint,]] as surely as [[Samefag|a parrot will ask for a cracker.]] But none of them actually understand what went down between the paper and the Fuehrer. So here it is.<br /> <br /> [[Rich and beautiful|Lord Rothermere]] became owner of the Mail in the 1920s [[Shit no one cares about|(and the Daily Mirror, the Evening News, the Sunday Pictorial and the Sunday Dispatch)]] and therefore one of the most powerful men in Britain. By 1926 the Mail shifted [[Over 9000|2,000,000]] copies every day and Rothermere was also the third richest man in Britain. He was also a rabid anti-communist. When big money and big media meet far-right politics there can only be [[Rupert Murdoch|one outcome.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Shortly after the Nazis' sweeping victory in the election of September 14, 1930, Rothermere went to Munich to have a long talk with Hitler, and ten days after the election wrote an article discussing the significance of the National Socialists' triumph.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The article drew attention throughout England and the Continent because it urged acceptance of the Nazis as a bulwark against [[Jeremy Corbyn|Communism...]] Rothermere continued to say that if it were not for the Nazis, the Communists might have gained the majority in the Reichstag.|''Who Financed Hitler: The Secret Funding of Hitler's Rise to Power'' by James Pool (1979)}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Rothermere was a big fan of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|The Protocols of Zion]] and editorialised that Hitler had saved Germany from [[Jews|&quot;Israelites of international attachments&quot;]] and that the [[Unrealistic expectations|&quot;minor misdeeds of individual Nazis will be submerged by the immense benefits that the new regime is already bestowing upon Germany.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Hitler wrote torrid love-letters to Rothermere in return, stating this sort of thing: &quot;I should like to express the appreciation of countless Germans, who regard me as their spokesman, for the wise and beneficial public support which you have given to a policy that we all hope will contribute to the enduring [[faggotry|pacification]] of Europe [...] I am convinced that no one who fought in the front trenches during [[WWI|the world war,]] no matter in what European country, desires another conflict.&quot;<br /> <br /> Rothermere also enthusiastically endorsed the UK's home-grown fascist movement, which led to the notorious op-ed piece entitled '''Hurrah for the Blackshirts!''' (January 22, 1934), praising Britfag Hitler knock-off Sir Oswald Mosley for his [[Racism|&quot;sound, commonsense, Conservative doctrine&quot;.]] <br /> [[File:Daily mail front page hurrah for the blackshirts.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Read all about it]]<br /> {{quote|Timid alarmists all this week have been whimpering that the rapid growth in numbers of the British Blackshirts is preparing the way for a system of rulership by means of steel whips and concentration camps.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under Blackshirt government. The notion that a permanent reign of terror exists there has been evolved entirely from their own morbid imaginations, fed by sensational propaganda from opponents of the party now in power.&lt;br&gt; <br /> As a purely British organization, the Blackshirts will respect those principles of tolerance which are traditional in British politics. They have no prejudice either of class or race. Their recruits are drawn from all social grades and every political party.&lt;br&gt; <br /> Young men may join the British Union of Fascists by writing to the Headquarters, King's Road, Chelsea, London, S.W.}}<br /> [[File:Daily mail outrage at german jews pouring into uk 1938.jpg|right|300px|thumb|[[Rapefugees|Rapefujews]]]]<br /> Rothermere suddenly shut his piehole about Mosley in July 1934 when the [[Jews|International Zionist Conspiracy]] stepped on his windpipe [[Typical|by threatening to withdraw all ads from his papers:]] Rothermere told Hitler how the &quot;Jews cut off his complete revenue from advertising&quot; and that it was &quot;quite impossible at short notice to take any effective countermeasures.&quot;<br /> <br /> But like any loyal fantard, Rothermere simply learned to keep his love secret. He employed a [[Attention whore|pro-fascist European princess]] as a go-between with the Nazis, to the tune of [[Over 9000|£300,000]] a year (about £13 million in 2016 prices). He also got one of the Mail's reporters to publish [[Propaganda|a pro-Hitler book]] called ''I Know These Dictators'' (1937) which remarked &quot;Behind the forceful character which he displays in public he had a human, pleasant personality&quot; and played up his love of children and animals and downplayed his, er, firm views about a certain race with big noses and deep pockets.<br /> [[File:Lord rothermere meets hitler december 1934.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Rothermere and Hitler, sitting in a tree]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail outbreak of wwii 3 sep 1939.jpg|thumb|right|250px||About... TURN!]]<br /> {{quote|Rothermere pays me great compliments... Enquires in detail about German press policy. Strongly anti-Jewish. The princess is very pushy. After lunch we retire for a chat. Question of Spain comes up. Führer won't tolerate a hot-bed of communism in Europe any longer. Is ready to prevent any more pro-Republican volunteers from going there. His proposal on controls seem to astonish Rothermere. German prestige is thus restored. Franco will win anyway... Rothermere believes British government also pro-Franco.|Joseph Goebbels's diary, January 7, 1937}}<br /> <br /> The morning after [[WWII]] broke out the front page of Rothermere's Daily Mail boomed: [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|&quot;No statesman, no man with any decency could think of sitting at the same table with Hitler or his henchman the trickster von Ribbentrop, or any other of the gang.]] We fight against the [[DOUBLE_NIGGER|blackest tyranny]] that has ever held men in bondage. We fight [[For the lulz|to defend and to restore freedom and justice on earth.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Behind the scenes, he was trying to convince the government that it was [[Truth|a bad idea]] to try to save [[You Forgot Poland|Poland]], saying: &quot;whether victorious or not, Britain will emerge from such a conflict with [[ass rape|her social and economic fabric destroyed&quot;]] and that this would mean [[Jeremy Corbyn|&quot;a revolution of the Left in these islands, which might be more deadly than the war itself&quot;.]] <br /> <br /> But when immoral people get greedy, trouble is inevitable. At some point, Rothermere decided to stop paying his pro-fascist go-between, and [[Internet lawsuit|she sued him for breach of contract.]] It then emerged that [[Blackmail|she had wisely kept photographs of all the love-letters between Rothermere and Hitler,]] and these were entered into evidence. Rothermere shit himself and paid her off to [[GTFO|leave the country.]] But he couldn't get the [[Dox|letters]] back and they were passed to [[CIA|MI5.]] When Rothermere found out that the spooks were [[I see what you did there|wise to his capers,]] he realised that he was about to be [[v&amp;|arrested for treason.]] He immediately &quot;emigrated&quot; to Bermuda, where he died in November 1940. The Daily Mail decided that [[Delete fucking everything|its history was best erased and never mentioned again,]] and the paper remains under the control of Rothermere's family to the present day.<br /> <br /> ==Words or phrases overused by the Daily Mail==<br /> *[[Unfunny|Hilarious]]<br /> *[[lulz|Shocking]]<br /> *[[Stop posting|The moment when]]<br /> <br /> ==Examples==<br /> [[File:Typical daily mail reader.jpg|thumb|right|170px|Typical Mail reader, tomorrow]]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3263289/Hilarious-moment-baby-projectile-vomits-family-photograph.html Hilarious]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1239164/Shocking-moment-bamboos-spill-truck-pierce-car.html Shocking]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3368553/The-moment-little-girl-fell-Sound-Music-Live.html The moment caught on video] *SHOCK WARNING*<br /> <br /> == Related Articles == <br /> <br /> * [[The Guardian|Guardian (The)]]<br /> * [[Katie Hopkins|Hopkins, Katie]]<br /> * [[Richard Littlejohn|Littlejohn, Richard]]<br /> * [[Placeholder]]<br /> * [[Propaganda]]<br /> * [[The Sun|Sun (The)]]<br /> * [[Tory]]<br /> * [[WP:DAILYMAIL]] - the truth of the sordid escapades that led to Wikipedia blacklisting the Daily Mail<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ Dailymail.co.uk]<br /> * [https://medium.com/@bestofthemail/i-was-upvoted-for-posting-nazi-propaganda-about-migrants-in-the-daily-mail-8996899810b4#.4tjys6do4 Submit Nazi propaganda to Daily Mail's BTL comments, get upvoted]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4804050/Jihadi-propaganda-available-view-Wikipedia.html The Mail is on the case of the online encyclopedia of evil]<br /> * [https://twitter.com/_MarwanMuhammad/status/1025786653040889856 Devastating takedown of Mail shit-stirring that resulted in the reporter being suspended] (Achived: {{archive|pi4Sb|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/_MarwanMuhammad/status/1025786653040889856|title=2}})<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Daily mail helpful icloud explanation.jpg|center|300px]]<br /> <br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Sites}}<br /> {{Britfags}}[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Fake News]]</div>

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<p>Omari81: /* Mrs. Donald strikes back */</p> <hr /> <div>{{archenemy|WP:DAILYMAIL|Wikipedia}}<br /> [[File:Daily mail nhs sperm bank for lesbians.jpg|center|400px]]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Daily mail offices clock northcliffe house.png|thumb|right|300px|Please adjust your watches to 1934]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail bedding a harlot is wrong february 20, 2018.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Better make that 1834]]<br /> <br /> '''The Daily Mail''' (moar like '''The ''Faily Fail''''', [[STFU|amirite?]]) is a British [[tabloid]] and website which feeds off of fake indignation and outrage. Founded in 1896, it is basically Britain's &lt;s&gt;answer to&lt;/s&gt; equivalent of [[Fox News]]. Edited by [[Hitler|Paul Dacre,]] The Daily Mail is known for its lopsided political views, jumping from one side of The [[Immigrant]] Question in [[France|Calais]] to the other, and overusing many different words. <br /> <br /> In an ever-changing world, the average [[fag|British man]] in the street needs [[hugbox|stability and reassurance]], and chooses his daily reading material accordingly. Unfortunately, the average British man in the street is a sopping cunt. Therefore, the Mail prospers by mounting a never-ending, full-spectrum tactical assault on the sensibilities of the small-minded, who are led to believe [[Fact|that the UK will very soon be submerged into the sea by the weight of illegal immigrants arriving daily to steal the nation's benefits while raping its children,]] and furthermore that this submersion would be proof that global warming was wrong. <br /> <br /> (We say 'British man' but in fact [https://www.themediabriefing.com/article/youth-audiences-newspaper-old-demographics-advertising the Mail's readership] is more than 50% [[Women|teh wimminz]]. Ironic, since [[feminists]] believe the Mail is part of the [[Patriarchy|global conspiracy to demean women]] and that the world would be more left-wing [[Self-pwn|if only there were more women like Mrs. Thatcher).]])<br /> <br /> If you think this makes it a typical joke newspaper, you'd be right. But if you think that means it can be ignored, you'd be wrong. The Mail's website has [http://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/1313132/newspaper-abcs-digital-figures-august-2014?src_site=mediaweek nearly 12m unique user sessions per day] and is [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16743645 the most-read English language newspaper on the planet.]<br /> <br /> This situation - imagine a parallel universe in which Agatha Christie becomes a Nobel Laureate and the world's best-selling author - is made even weirder by the fact that the planet's second most-read online newspaper is [[The Guardian|The Guardian,]] which is even more fail and Daily Mail kryptonite in that it is written by and for leftie airheads who live in [[Londonistan|north London]] and eat [[irony|avocados while worrying about their carbon footprint]].<br /> <br /> ==In a nutshell==<br /> <br /> On 3 October 2011, the Daily Mail reported the verdict in the courtroom saga of [[Foxy Knoxy|Amanda Knox,]] some braindead, white trash [[whore]] who was accused of murdering someone or some shit, it went on longer than [[OJ Simpson]] and by the end no-one could remember what she was originally charged with. It had most of the [[Drama|qualities]] the Mail wants in a story: Sex, blood, murder, depravity, young women, sinister foreigners, alleged miscarriage of justice, Brit in foreign prison, you name it. Quotes:<br /> <br /> {{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |Amanda Knox looked stunned this evening after she dramatically lost her prison appeal against her murder conviction.|&quot;stunned&quot;<br /> |Knox, 24, and her family had high hopes that she would be freed and allowed to return home after spending the last four years behind bars for the killing of Meredith Kercher in Perugia, Italy, in 2007.|&quot;Behind bars&quot;<br /> |In December 2009 she had been sentenced to 26 years and last night the judge and jury agreed with prosecutors that she should remain in prison as they accepted that she had brutally murdered student Meredith.|&quot;Brutally murdered&quot;<br /> |Judge Claudio Pratillo Hellman also ruled that Raffaele Sollecito, 27, Knox's former boyfriend, should remain in jail and confirmed the original 25-year sentence on the computer studies graduate.|&quot;Boyfriend&quot;<br /> |As Knox realized the enormity of what judge Hellman was saying she sank into her chair sobbing uncontrollably while her family and friends hugged each other in tears.|&quot;Sobbing&quot;<br /> |A few feet away Meredith's mother Arline, her sister Stephanie and brother Lyle, who had flown in especially for the verdict remained expressionless, staring straight ahead, glancing over just once at the distraught Knox family.|&quot;Distraught&quot;<br /> |Prosecutors were delighted with the verdict and said that 'justice has been done' although they said on a 'human factor it was sad two young people would be spending years in jail'|&quot;Justice has been done&quot;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Sensational stuff. And complete bullshit. The Mail had written two alternative straight-to-plate stories (&quot;innocent&quot; and &quot;guilty&quot;) [https://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mailfail/ but printed the wrong one.] Three minutes later, they tried to cover their tracks by publishing the other one instead. But too late! The word watched in disbelief as the paper self-pwnt with cast-iron proof that they just make up any old shit and say that it really happened.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Daily mail amanda knox verdict fail.png|400px|center|thumb|I see what you did there]]<br /> <br /> ==Mrs. Donald strikes back==<br /> [[File:Judge judy wtf r u doing face.jpg|right|200px|thumb|&quot;You printed ''what?&quot;'']]<br /> On 20 August 2016, &lt;strike&gt;Aluminum&lt;/strike&gt; Meldonium Trump, wife of [[Drumpf|The Donald,]] was the unwilling star of a Daily Mail exclusive. The paper dredged up a load of muck-raking rumors about her past, including the claim that her modelling agency was a front for a [[Brothel|knocking-shop]] and that she had worked as a [[Whore|top-end escort.]] <br /> <br /> Needless to say, this had a YUGE headline, and the fact that there was no evidence at all for any of these claims was tucked away at the end of the article, in journalism's time-honored 'bury the disclaimer' fashion.<br /> <br /> Madame la Trumpe immediately [http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-melania-idUSKCN11760T filed suit against the Mail for defamation,] to the tune of [[OMG|$150,000,000]].<br /> <br /> The Daily Mail, realizing that it had finally picked on someone who (a) wasn't afraid of the Mail and (b) could afford the best [[Jews|lawyers]] known to the human race, panicked, shit itself, [[Delete fucking everything|retracted the story from its online version]] (but couldn't re-call the [[Dox|hard copies)]] and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3769798/Melania-Trump-retraction.html printed a grovelling apology] with the [[Sob story|excuse]] that [[Dubious disclaimer|'we were only informing our readers about rumors that might be damaging even if they were not found to be true'.]]<br /> <br /> But she's [[LOL|still going to sue them anyway]] and by retracting it they have [[Self-pwn|officially admitted it was lies.]] <br /> <br /> The Mail's lawyer has advised them: &quot;Prepare your anus.&quot; Said anus, already semen-crusted and full of AIDS, convinced the Mail to wise the fuck up and settle with the Stepford cunt and in April 2017, the Mail forked her over an undisclosed amount and then promptly STFU about her.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Cancer fetish==<br /> [[File:Daily mail &quot;blairitania&quot; insane comment piece (by simon heffer, 2001).jpg|250px|thumb|If only we had listened.....]]<br /> The Daily Mail's [[12 year old boy|health experts]] are [[fetish|obsessed]] with [[cancer]]; for example, they helped [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer.html expose] that [[blowjob|oral sex]] will give [[you]] [[fail|cancer]]. These [[an hero|heroic]] individuals have helped expose the [[truth]], hidden by [[The Guardian|politically correct]] [[leftard|liberals]], as to the full extent of shit that causes cancer, including: <br /> <br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611376/These-toys-arent-sharing-How-sex-aids-spread-cancer-causing-HPV-virus-partners.html Dildoes]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-prostate-cancer.html Being] a [[nigger|black]] man<br /> ** Or [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-cancer-decades-earlier-white-women.html woman]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html Curry]: is this why black people are more at risk? [[I'm so confused|Who knows?]]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-191219/Did-sex-cancer.html Unprotected sex]<br /> ** What's that? You think you're safe using contraception? [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/Cancer-risk-45-higher-Pill.html Think again]<br /> ** Only joking, [[you]]'ll never have [[truth|sex]].<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-68946/Do-women-need-periods.html Menstruation] (but the pill causes cancer, so you're fucked either way)<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-cancer-doctors-warn.html Flip flops]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-cancer.html Being left handed]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/Skiers-warned-cancer-risk.html Skiing]<br /> <br /> [[File:Daily mail can the sun cure cancer.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Provided for balance]]<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==Daily Jailbait==<br /> <br /> Daily Mail love [[loli|young poon]]. LOVE IT. A regular article they feature is some teenage socialite in underwear/bikini where they pretend to be judgmental about loose morals. Somehow, they always have a dozen zoomed images of the aforementioned teenager's gash and asshole while she bends over.<br /> <br /> A fun game to play is to search &quot;all grown up&quot; on the site's search engine. This brings up a list of girls who have just turned sixteen-years-old showing as much flesh as is legal.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Dailymailkj.png|How the DM talks about 14 year old girls [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2169997/Kendall-Jenner-dons-string-bikini-retro-swim-cap-new-dance-video-friend.html SOURCE]]]<br /> File:Daily mail jailbait 1.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jailbait 2.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jailbait 3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|background=white|margin=auto}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery of news==<br /> [[File:Daily mail letters page.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A [[typical]] Daily Mail letter, yesterday]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail letter 10 june 2010.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another Daily Mail letter, also yesterday.]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail letter 27 dec 2016.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Etc]]<br /> [[File:Dailly mail could your fridge kill you.jpg|thumb|right|thumb|200px|The answer might surprise you]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;gallery perrow=4&gt;<br /> File:Daily mail next stop uk headline.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail benefits jackpot headline.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail comment enough is enough.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail join the dustbin revolt.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail flying asylum seeker.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail what have we done.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail how much worse.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jeremy corbyn as mao fantasy.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail got what they deserved.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail year of our lord.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail nhs ice cream bill.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail foreign rapists and murderers.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail can scotland yard find maddie.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail jeremy corbyn apocalypse fantasy.png<br /> File:Daily mail migrants how many more.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail foreign workers 3 in 4 jobs.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail thatcher dead victory dance breast implants.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail nhs doughnuts and pizzas.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail old people auctioned off.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail who can make a sandwich.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail vacuum cleaner stampede.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail loch ness monster surgeon photo scoop.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail criminals break into cushy jails.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail sign up for an nhs death.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail asylum you are right to worry.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail lolwut bizarre gay feud.png<br /> File:Daily mail labour party leader's dad hated britain.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail kindergarten sex lessons under labour.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail end this human rights insanity.png<br /> File:Daily mail social media harms kiddy brains.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail sunbeds lethal as cigarettes.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail another cannabis-crazed killer.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail pope's battle to save christmas.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail disgrace to your country.png<br /> File:Daily mail tax on tea-ladies.jpg<br /> File:Daily mail the great lightbulb revolt.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|background=white|margin=auto}}&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==That whole &quot;Hitler&quot; thing==<br /> [[File:Daily mail lord rothermere portrait.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The face of a reasonable man]]<br /> [[File:Lord rothermere hitler telegram.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Fanmail]]<br /> If you mention the Daily Mail to any card-carrying bleeding-heart libfag, they will automatically mention [[Hitler|Our Patron Saint,]] as surely as [[Samefag|a parrot will ask for a cracker.]] But none of them actually understand what went down between the paper and the Fuehrer. So here it is.<br /> <br /> [[Rich and beautiful|Lord Rothermere]] became owner of the Mail in the 1920s [[Shit no one cares about|(and the Daily Mirror, the Evening News, the Sunday Pictorial and the Sunday Dispatch)]] and therefore one of the most powerful men in Britain. By 1926 the Mail shifted [[Over 9000|2,000,000]] copies every day and Rothermere was also the third richest man in Britain. He was also a rabid anti-communist. When big money and big media meet far-right politics there can only be [[Rupert Murdoch|one outcome.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Shortly after the Nazis' sweeping victory in the election of September 14, 1930, Rothermere went to Munich to have a long talk with Hitler, and ten days after the election wrote an article discussing the significance of the National Socialists' triumph.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The article drew attention throughout England and the Continent because it urged acceptance of the Nazis as a bulwark against [[Jeremy Corbyn|Communism...]] Rothermere continued to say that if it were not for the Nazis, the Communists might have gained the majority in the Reichstag.|''Who Financed Hitler: The Secret Funding of Hitler's Rise to Power'' by James Pool (1979)}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Rothermere was a big fan of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|The Protocols of Zion]] and editorialised that Hitler had saved Germany from [[Jews|&quot;Israelites of international attachments&quot;]] and that the [[Unrealistic expectations|&quot;minor misdeeds of individual Nazis will be submerged by the immense benefits that the new regime is already bestowing upon Germany.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Hitler wrote torrid love-letters to Rothermere in return, stating this sort of thing: &quot;I should like to express the appreciation of countless Germans, who regard me as their spokesman, for the wise and beneficial public support which you have given to a policy that we all hope will contribute to the enduring [[faggotry|pacification]] of Europe [...] I am convinced that no one who fought in the front trenches during [[WWI|the world war,]] no matter in what European country, desires another conflict.&quot;<br /> <br /> Rothermere also enthusiastically endorsed the UK's home-grown fascist movement, which led to the notorious op-ed piece entitled '''Hurrah for the Blackshirts!''' (January 22, 1934), praising Britfag Hitler knock-off Sir Oswald Mosley for his [[Racism|&quot;sound, commonsense, Conservative doctrine&quot;.]] <br /> [[File:Daily mail front page hurrah for the blackshirts.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Read all about it]]<br /> {{quote|Timid alarmists all this week have been whimpering that the rapid growth in numbers of the British Blackshirts is preparing the way for a system of rulership by means of steel whips and concentration camps.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under Blackshirt government. The notion that a permanent reign of terror exists there has been evolved entirely from their own morbid imaginations, fed by sensational propaganda from opponents of the party now in power.&lt;br&gt; <br /> As a purely British organization, the Blackshirts will respect those principles of tolerance which are traditional in British politics. They have no prejudice either of class or race. Their recruits are drawn from all social grades and every political party.&lt;br&gt; <br /> Young men may join the British Union of Fascists by writing to the Headquarters, King's Road, Chelsea, London, S.W.}}<br /> [[File:Daily mail outrage at german jews pouring into uk 1938.jpg|right|300px|thumb|[[Rapefugees|Rapefujews]]]]<br /> Rothermere suddenly shut his piehole about Mosley in July 1934 when the [[Jews|International Zionist Conspiracy]] stepped on his windpipe [[Typical|by threatening to withdraw all ads from his papers:]] Rothermere told Hitler how the &quot;Jews cut off his complete revenue from advertising&quot; and that it was &quot;quite impossible at short notice to take any effective countermeasures.&quot;<br /> <br /> But like any loyal fantard, Rothermere simply learned to keep his love secret. He employed a [[Attention whore|pro-fascist European princess]] as a go-between with the Nazis, to the tune of [[Over 9000|£300,000]] a year (about £13 million in 2016 prices). He also got one of the Mail's reporters to publish [[Propaganda|a pro-Hitler book]] called ''I Know These Dictators'' (1937) which remarked &quot;Behind the forceful character which he displays in public he had a human, pleasant personality&quot; and played up his love of children and animals and downplayed his, er, firm views about a certain race with big noses and deep pockets.<br /> [[File:Lord rothermere meets hitler december 1934.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Rothermere and Hitler, sitting in a tree]]<br /> [[File:Daily mail outbreak of wwii 3 sep 1939.jpg|thumb|right|250px||About... TURN!]]<br /> {{quote|Rothermere pays me great compliments... Enquires in detail about German press policy. Strongly anti-Jewish. The princess is very pushy. After lunch we retire for a chat. Question of Spain comes up. Führer won't tolerate a hot-bed of communism in Europe any longer. Is ready to prevent any more pro-Republican volunteers from going there. His proposal on controls seem to astonish Rothermere. German prestige is thus restored. Franco will win anyway... Rothermere believes British government also pro-Franco.|Joseph Goebbels's diary, January 7, 1937}}<br /> <br /> The morning after [[WWII]] broke out the front page of Rothermere's Daily Mail boomed: [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|&quot;No statesman, no man with any decency could think of sitting at the same table with Hitler or his henchman the trickster von Ribbentrop, or any other of the gang.]] We fight against the [[DOUBLE_NIGGER|blackest tyranny]] that has ever held men in bondage. We fight [[For the lulz|to defend and to restore freedom and justice on earth.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Behind the scenes, he was trying to convince the government that it was [[Truth|a bad idea]] to try to save [[You Forgot Poland|Poland]], saying: &quot;whether victorious or not, Britain will emerge from such a conflict with [[ass rape|her social and economic fabric destroyed&quot;]] and that this would mean [[Jeremy Corbyn|&quot;a revolution of the Left in these islands, which might be more deadly than the war itself&quot;.]] <br /> <br /> But when immoral people get greedy, trouble is inevitable. At some point, Rothermere decided to stop paying his pro-fascist go-between, and [[Internet lawsuit|she sued him for breach of contract.]] It then emerged that [[Blackmail|she had wisely kept photographs of all the love-letters between Rothermere and Hitler,]] and these were entered into evidence. Rothermere shit himself and paid her off to [[GTFO|leave the country.]] But he couldn't get the [[Dox|letters]] back and they were passed to [[CIA|MI5.]] When Rothermere found out that the spooks were [[I see what you did there|wise to his capers,]] he realised that he was about to be [[v&amp;|arrested for treason.]] He immediately &quot;emigrated&quot; to Bermuda, where he died in November 1940. The Daily Mail decided that [[Delete fucking everything|its history was best erased and never mentioned again,]] and the paper remains under the control of Rothermere's family to the present day.<br /> <br /> ==Words or phrases overused by the Daily Mail==<br /> *[[Unfunny|Hilarious]]<br /> *[[lulz|Shocking]]<br /> *[[Stop posting|The moment when]]<br /> <br /> ==Examples==<br /> [[File:Typical daily mail reader.jpg|thumb|right|170px|Typical Mail reader, tomorrow]]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3263289/Hilarious-moment-baby-projectile-vomits-family-photograph.html Hilarious]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1239164/Shocking-moment-bamboos-spill-truck-pierce-car.html Shocking]<br /> *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3368553/The-moment-little-girl-fell-Sound-Music-Live.html The moment caught on video] *SHOCK WARNING*<br /> <br /> == Related Articles == <br /> <br /> * [[The Guardian|Guardian (The)]]<br /> * [[Katie Hopkins|Hopkins, Katie]]<br /> * [[Richard Littlejohn|Littlejohn, Richard]]<br /> * [[Placeholder]]<br /> * [[Propaganda]]<br /> * [[The Sun|Sun (The)]]<br /> * [[Tory]]<br /> * [[WP:DAILYMAIL]] - the truth of the sordid escapades that led to Wikipedia blacklisting the Daily Mail<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ Dailymail.co.uk]<br /> * [https://medium.com/@bestofthemail/i-was-upvoted-for-posting-nazi-propaganda-about-migrants-in-the-daily-mail-8996899810b4#.4tjys6do4 Submit Nazi propaganda to Daily Mail's BTL comments, get upvoted]<br /> * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4804050/Jihadi-propaganda-available-view-Wikipedia.html The Mail is on the case of the online encyclopedia of evil]<br /> * [https://twitter.com/_MarwanMuhammad/status/1025786653040889856 Devastating takedown of Mail shit-stirring that resulted in the reporter being suspended] (Achived: {{archive|pi4Sb|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/_MarwanMuhammad/status/1025786653040889856|title=2}})<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Daily mail helpful icloud explanation.jpg|center|300px]]<br /> <br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Sites}}<br /> {{Britfags}}[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Fake News]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1945528 2026-02-18T02:47:41Z

<p>Omari81: /* Lance Twiggs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Bitch]] looks like one of those [[camwhore]] [[faggot|faggots]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1945527 2026-02-18T02:46:23Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination of Charlie Kirk */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could climb off of that roof, go back home, break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1945265 2026-02-14T00:59:47Z

<p>Omari81: /* Gallery */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> File:Lance Twiggs In Hiding.jpg|Ladies 'n gentlemen, [[Osama bin Laden|we got 'em]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1945264 2026-02-14T00:58:50Z

<p>Omari81: /* Lance Twiggs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> <br /> After the assassination, Lance and his family would flee to Texas, where he would be photographed by [[Daily Mail]] contributors who have way too much time on their hands.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Jesse Strang|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Lance_Twiggs_In_Hiding.jpg&diff=1945263 2026-02-14T00:56:32Z

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Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1944762 2026-02-08T20:54:42Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Rainbow|OwO what's this?}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; [[Joker|Folie à deux]] &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own name instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&diff=1944568 2026-02-06T23:43:22Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination conspiracy theories */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself<br /> |Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]<br /> <br /> '''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named {{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's would've-been-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.<br /> <br /> Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website &quot;The Charlie Kirk Show&quot; so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.<br /> <br /> Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a .30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode &quot;Got a Nut&quot;, which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].<br /> <br /> His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere &quot;it was just so awful&quot; comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.<br /> <br /> The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its &quot;Professor Watchlist&quot; where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.<br /> <br /> As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream &quot;I can't breathe&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Turning Point USA ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> '''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's &lt;s&gt;[[scam]]&lt;/s&gt; nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.<br /> <br /> Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds. <br /> <br /> Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.<br /> <br /> Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;fJfV1uiRIuU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Erika Kirk ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]<br /> <br /> '''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988) is your average overindulged, (formerly) mid-looking, shallow, little [[Money|rich]] [[Amerimutt]]. She's of Swedish, Lebanese, and Italian descent so you know she's one hairy [[bitch]] that clogs razors. Like most airheaded rich girls, she thought that by winning a beauty contest she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 98% of all beauty contest winners that can only be on that stage because their family has the money to buy them body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than them in under five minutes.<br /> <br /> Much like all future beauty contestants that will need something to talk about when they're asked how they'd change the world and 99% of children, coming from money that want to make their [[family]] proud by getting into a good [[college]] because they'll need life events to write about in their personal essay, Erika started &quot;Everyday Heroes Like You&quot;, a basic, effortless organization where she could just sit on her ass all day and pay herself a large salary because she was the acting head. Choosing the winner each year was simple, she'd just choose the one that had already been pre-screened by her volunteer staff that was populated by the high school popular girls that had to do community service for beating up the [[Jewish]] girl or shaving the head of that [[Nigger|black girl]] that had dyed her hair blonde. If a bribe wasn't involved, like fuck if one wasn't, she'd name that person or company as &quot;having a philanthropic desire to truly make a difference in the lives of others&quot;. <br /> <br /> Her worthless award was just another award in title only that was designed to reward the people who paid her for it so they could look good by getting a [[A Plus Newbie Award|plastic trophy]] to put on their shelf and have an article in the [[newspaper]] that they could frame and put on the wall near the timeclock so they could convince the minimum wage [[idiots]] that they were working for a decent company when they had to work unpaid overtime. In reality, it was most likely just another piece of paper that a high powered attorney bought, to use as evidence to keep their [[Money|Rich]] client out of prison by showing the [[Law|Judge]] that their client &quot;Really&quot; learned their lesson this time about driving drunk because they paid for that [[Children|kid's]] [[Dead|funeral]] that they ran over while driving drunk.<br /> <br /> On May 8, 2021, Erika married the formerly [[Life|alive]] Charlie Kirk and their wedding reception was &quot;charitably hosted&quot; by Charlie Kirk's non-profit organization Turning Point USA. <br /> <br /> Outside of winning a beauty contest, starting a &quot;philanthropic organization&quot;, graduating college, marrying Charlie Kirk, squeezing out 2 [[Dog|puppies]] with him and watching with those same puppies as Charlie got [[JFK]]'d in front of a crowd, her life has been pretty much uneventful. She probably won't even be noticed when she drives Turning Point USA straight into the ground because she is now the chairwoman and CEO of Turning Point USA and everyone knows that business titles are only given to ex-beauty queens so that they will have something to brag about as they spend their days out on the tennis court, drinking mimosas while their [[kid]]s stay home and are taken care of by their [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal immigrant]] nannies.<br /> <br /> ==Assassination conspiracy theories==<br /> [[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|[[Jews|(((Need I say more?)))]]]]<br /> Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.<br /> * That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].<br /> ** That either [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.<br /> * That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> ** {{instagram|reel/DUazHsBifjd/|That the FBI was responsible for the assassination.}}<br /> *** That [[Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, since {{ytlink|Gt4rRPkyjVY|Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident}}.<br /> **** That [[groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].<br /> ***** {{instagram|reel/DPIIAOFksAy|That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination}}.<br /> * That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas]'''.<br /> ** That Charlie teamed up with {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}} to fake his death to live in a tropical paradise.<br /> * That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.<br /> * {{instagram|reel/DPnKk5-joyq/|That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either feds, CIA operatives, crisis actors, or Israeli assets.}}<br /> ** That Tyler Robinson was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> **** That ''Charlie himself'' was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *{{twitter|FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824|That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or a hint that it'll happen soon}}.<br /> * That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrats|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|560px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|560px|center]]jk here it really is<br /> |[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|560px|center]]another angle cuz why not<br /> |[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|560px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit<br /> |[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|560px|center]]Ashley Graves<br /> |[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|560px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Minecraft<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fjdzrXwcrVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;GTA<br /> }}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.<br /> File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-happywheels.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.<br /> File:Kirkjak.jpg<br /> File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.<br /> File:The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Dear liberals.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-theboss.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-junkofuruta.jpg<br /> File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.<br /> File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png<br /> File:Charlie Kirk 🦒 .jpeg|No wonder he was shot in the neck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk jokes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|<br /> |Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&lt;br&gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|<br /> |What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&lt;br&gt;Jumping to conclusions.|<br /> |If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;A at an American University,&lt;br&gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|<br /> |Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&lt;br&gt;He always finds the far right.|<br /> |The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&lt;br&gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|<br /> |Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|<br /> |Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&lt;br&gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|<br /> |I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&lt;br&gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|<br /> |Turn and Point USA.|<br /> |They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|<br /> |“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|<br /> |If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|<br /> |Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&lt;br&gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]<br /> *[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]<br /> *[[Steven Crowder|Steven &quot;Change My Mind&quot; Crowder]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}<br /> *{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> *{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}<br /> *{{twitter|charliekirk11}}<br /> *{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}<br /> *{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}<br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&diff=1944567 2026-02-06T23:42:53Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination conspiracy theories */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself<br /> |Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]<br /> <br /> '''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named {{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's would've-been-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.<br /> <br /> Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website &quot;The Charlie Kirk Show&quot; so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.<br /> <br /> Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a .30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode &quot;Got a Nut&quot;, which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].<br /> <br /> His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere &quot;it was just so awful&quot; comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.<br /> <br /> The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its &quot;Professor Watchlist&quot; where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.<br /> <br /> As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream &quot;I can't breathe&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Turning Point USA ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> '''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's &lt;s&gt;[[scam]]&lt;/s&gt; nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.<br /> <br /> Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds. <br /> <br /> Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.<br /> <br /> Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;fJfV1uiRIuU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Erika Kirk ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]<br /> <br /> '''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988) is your average overindulged, (formerly) mid-looking, shallow, little [[Money|rich]] [[Amerimutt]]. She's of Swedish, Lebanese, and Italian descent so you know she's one hairy [[bitch]] that clogs razors. Like most airheaded rich girls, she thought that by winning a beauty contest she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 98% of all beauty contest winners that can only be on that stage because their family has the money to buy them body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than them in under five minutes.<br /> <br /> Much like all future beauty contestants that will need something to talk about when they're asked how they'd change the world and 99% of children, coming from money that want to make their [[family]] proud by getting into a good [[college]] because they'll need life events to write about in their personal essay, Erika started &quot;Everyday Heroes Like You&quot;, a basic, effortless organization where she could just sit on her ass all day and pay herself a large salary because she was the acting head. Choosing the winner each year was simple, she'd just choose the one that had already been pre-screened by her volunteer staff that was populated by the high school popular girls that had to do community service for beating up the [[Jewish]] girl or shaving the head of that [[Nigger|black girl]] that had dyed her hair blonde. If a bribe wasn't involved, like fuck if one wasn't, she'd name that person or company as &quot;having a philanthropic desire to truly make a difference in the lives of others&quot;. <br /> <br /> Her worthless award was just another award in title only that was designed to reward the people who paid her for it so they could look good by getting a [[A Plus Newbie Award|plastic trophy]] to put on their shelf and have an article in the [[newspaper]] that they could frame and put on the wall near the timeclock so they could convince the minimum wage [[idiots]] that they were working for a decent company when they had to work unpaid overtime. In reality, it was most likely just another piece of paper that a high powered attorney bought, to use as evidence to keep their [[Money|Rich]] client out of prison by showing the [[Law|Judge]] that their client &quot;Really&quot; learned their lesson this time about driving drunk because they paid for that [[Children|kid's]] [[Dead|funeral]] that they ran over while driving drunk.<br /> <br /> On May 8, 2021, Erika married the formerly [[Life|alive]] Charlie Kirk and their wedding reception was &quot;charitably hosted&quot; by Charlie Kirk's non-profit organization Turning Point USA. <br /> <br /> Outside of winning a beauty contest, starting a &quot;philanthropic organization&quot;, graduating college, marrying Charlie Kirk, squeezing out 2 [[Dog|puppies]] with him and watching with those same puppies as Charlie got [[JFK]]'d in front of a crowd, her life has been pretty much uneventful. She probably won't even be noticed when she drives Turning Point USA straight into the ground because she is now the chairwoman and CEO of Turning Point USA and everyone knows that business titles are only given to ex-beauty queens so that they will have something to brag about as they spend their days out on the tennis court, drinking mimosas while their [[kid]]s stay home and are taken care of by their [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal immigrant]] nannies.<br /> <br /> ==Assassination conspiracy theories==<br /> [[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|[[Jews|(((Need I say more?)))]]]]<br /> Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.<br /> * That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].<br /> ** That either [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.<br /> * That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> ** {{instagram|reel/DUazHsBifjd/|That the FBI was responsible for the assassination.}}<br /> *** That [[Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, since {{ytlink|Gt4rRPkyjVY|Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident}}.<br /> **** That [[groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].<br /> ***** {{instagram|reel/DPIIAOFksAy|That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination}}.<br /> * That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas]'''.<br /> ** That Charlie teamed up with {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}} to fake his death to live in a tropical paradise.<br /> * That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.<br /> * {{instagram|reel/DPnKk5-joyq/|That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either [[Party Van|feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].}}<br /> ** That Tyler Robinson was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> **** That ''Charlie himself'' was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *{{twitter|FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824|That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or a hint that it'll happen soon}}.<br /> * That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrats|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|560px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|560px|center]]jk here it really is<br /> |[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|560px|center]]another angle cuz why not<br /> |[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|560px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit<br /> |[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|560px|center]]Ashley Graves<br /> |[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|560px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Minecraft<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fjdzrXwcrVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;GTA<br /> }}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.<br /> File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-happywheels.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.<br /> File:Kirkjak.jpg<br /> File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.<br /> File:The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Dear liberals.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-theboss.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-junkofuruta.jpg<br /> File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.<br /> File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png<br /> File:Charlie Kirk 🦒 .jpeg|No wonder he was shot in the neck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk jokes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|<br /> |Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&lt;br&gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|<br /> |What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&lt;br&gt;Jumping to conclusions.|<br /> |If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;A at an American University,&lt;br&gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|<br /> |Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&lt;br&gt;He always finds the far right.|<br /> |The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&lt;br&gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|<br /> |Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|<br /> |Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&lt;br&gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|<br /> |I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&lt;br&gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|<br /> |Turn and Point USA.|<br /> |They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|<br /> |“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|<br /> |If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|<br /> |Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&lt;br&gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]<br /> *[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]<br /> *[[Steven Crowder|Steven &quot;Change My Mind&quot; Crowder]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}<br /> *{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> *{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}<br /> *{{twitter|charliekirk11}}<br /> *{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}<br /> *{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}<br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&diff=1944566 2026-02-06T23:42:14Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination conspiracy theories */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself<br /> |Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]<br /> <br /> '''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named {{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's would've-been-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.<br /> <br /> Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website &quot;The Charlie Kirk Show&quot; so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.<br /> <br /> Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a .30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode &quot;Got a Nut&quot;, which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].<br /> <br /> His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere &quot;it was just so awful&quot; comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.<br /> <br /> The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its &quot;Professor Watchlist&quot; where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.<br /> <br /> As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream &quot;I can't breathe&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Turning Point USA ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> '''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's &lt;s&gt;[[scam]]&lt;/s&gt; nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.<br /> <br /> Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds. <br /> <br /> Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.<br /> <br /> Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;fJfV1uiRIuU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Erika Kirk ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]<br /> <br /> '''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988) is your average overindulged, (formerly) mid-looking, shallow, little [[Money|rich]] [[Amerimutt]]. She's of Swedish, Lebanese, and Italian descent so you know she's one hairy [[bitch]] that clogs razors. Like most airheaded rich girls, she thought that by winning a beauty contest she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 98% of all beauty contest winners that can only be on that stage because their family has the money to buy them body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than them in under five minutes.<br /> <br /> Much like all future beauty contestants that will need something to talk about when they're asked how they'd change the world and 99% of children, coming from money that want to make their [[family]] proud by getting into a good [[college]] because they'll need life events to write about in their personal essay, Erika started &quot;Everyday Heroes Like You&quot;, a basic, effortless organization where she could just sit on her ass all day and pay herself a large salary because she was the acting head. Choosing the winner each year was simple, she'd just choose the one that had already been pre-screened by her volunteer staff that was populated by the high school popular girls that had to do community service for beating up the [[Jewish]] girl or shaving the head of that [[Nigger|black girl]] that had dyed her hair blonde. If a bribe wasn't involved, like fuck if one wasn't, she'd name that person or company as &quot;having a philanthropic desire to truly make a difference in the lives of others&quot;. <br /> <br /> Her worthless award was just another award in title only that was designed to reward the people who paid her for it so they could look good by getting a [[A Plus Newbie Award|plastic trophy]] to put on their shelf and have an article in the [[newspaper]] that they could frame and put on the wall near the timeclock so they could convince the minimum wage [[idiots]] that they were working for a decent company when they had to work unpaid overtime. In reality, it was most likely just another piece of paper that a high powered attorney bought, to use as evidence to keep their [[Money|Rich]] client out of prison by showing the [[Law|Judge]] that their client &quot;Really&quot; learned their lesson this time about driving drunk because they paid for that [[Children|kid's]] [[Dead|funeral]] that they ran over while driving drunk.<br /> <br /> On May 8, 2021, Erika married the formerly [[Life|alive]] Charlie Kirk and their wedding reception was &quot;charitably hosted&quot; by Charlie Kirk's non-profit organization Turning Point USA. <br /> <br /> Outside of winning a beauty contest, starting a &quot;philanthropic organization&quot;, graduating college, marrying Charlie Kirk, squeezing out 2 [[Dog|puppies]] with him and watching with those same puppies as Charlie got [[JFK]]'d in front of a crowd, her life has been pretty much uneventful. She probably won't even be noticed when she drives Turning Point USA straight into the ground because she is now the chairwoman and CEO of Turning Point USA and everyone knows that business titles are only given to ex-beauty queens so that they will have something to brag about as they spend their days out on the tennis court, drinking mimosas while their [[kid]]s stay home and are taken care of by their [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal immigrant]] nannies.<br /> <br /> ==Assassination conspiracy theories==<br /> [[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|[[Jews|(((Need I say more?)))]]]]<br /> Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.<br /> * That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].<br /> ** That either [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.<br /> * That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> ** {{instagram|reel/DUazHsBifjd/|That the [[FBI]] was responsible for the assassination.}}<br /> *** That [[Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, since {{ytlink|Gt4rRPkyjVY|Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident}}.<br /> **** That [[groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].<br /> ***** {{instagram|reel/DPIIAOFksAy|That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination}}.<br /> * That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas]'''.<br /> ** That Charlie teamed up with {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}} to fake his death to live in a tropical paradise.<br /> * That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.<br /> * {{instagram|reel/DPnKk5-joyq/|That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either [[Party Van|feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].}}<br /> ** That Tyler Robinson was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> **** That ''Charlie himself'' was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *{{twitter|FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824|That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or a hint that it'll happen soon}}.<br /> * That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrats|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|560px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|560px|center]]jk here it really is<br /> |[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|560px|center]]another angle cuz why not<br /> |[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|560px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit<br /> |[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|560px|center]]Ashley Graves<br /> |[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|560px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Minecraft<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fjdzrXwcrVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;GTA<br /> }}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.<br /> File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-happywheels.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.<br /> File:Kirkjak.jpg<br /> File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.<br /> File:The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Dear liberals.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-theboss.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-junkofuruta.jpg<br /> File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.<br /> File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png<br /> File:Charlie Kirk 🦒 .jpeg|No wonder he was shot in the neck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk jokes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|<br /> |Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&lt;br&gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|<br /> |What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&lt;br&gt;Jumping to conclusions.|<br /> |If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;A at an American University,&lt;br&gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|<br /> |Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&lt;br&gt;He always finds the far right.|<br /> |The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&lt;br&gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|<br /> |Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|<br /> |Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&lt;br&gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|<br /> |I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&lt;br&gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|<br /> |Turn and Point USA.|<br /> |They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|<br /> |“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|<br /> |If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|<br /> |Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&lt;br&gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]<br /> *[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]<br /> *[[Steven Crowder|Steven &quot;Change My Mind&quot; Crowder]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}<br /> *{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> *{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}<br /> *{{twitter|charliekirk11}}<br /> *{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}<br /> *{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}<br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&diff=1944565 2026-02-06T23:41:47Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination conspiracy theories */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself<br /> |Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]<br /> <br /> '''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named {{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's would've-been-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.<br /> <br /> Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website &quot;The Charlie Kirk Show&quot; so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.<br /> <br /> Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a .30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode &quot;Got a Nut&quot;, which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].<br /> <br /> His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere &quot;it was just so awful&quot; comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.<br /> <br /> The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its &quot;Professor Watchlist&quot; where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.<br /> <br /> As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream &quot;I can't breathe&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Turning Point USA ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> '''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's &lt;s&gt;[[scam]]&lt;/s&gt; nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.<br /> <br /> Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds. <br /> <br /> Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.<br /> <br /> Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;fJfV1uiRIuU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Erika Kirk ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]<br /> <br /> '''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988) is your average overindulged, (formerly) mid-looking, shallow, little [[Money|rich]] [[Amerimutt]]. She's of Swedish, Lebanese, and Italian descent so you know she's one hairy [[bitch]] that clogs razors. Like most airheaded rich girls, she thought that by winning a beauty contest she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 98% of all beauty contest winners that can only be on that stage because their family has the money to buy them body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than them in under five minutes.<br /> <br /> Much like all future beauty contestants that will need something to talk about when they're asked how they'd change the world and 99% of children, coming from money that want to make their [[family]] proud by getting into a good [[college]] because they'll need life events to write about in their personal essay, Erika started &quot;Everyday Heroes Like You&quot;, a basic, effortless organization where she could just sit on her ass all day and pay herself a large salary because she was the acting head. Choosing the winner each year was simple, she'd just choose the one that had already been pre-screened by her volunteer staff that was populated by the high school popular girls that had to do community service for beating up the [[Jewish]] girl or shaving the head of that [[Nigger|black girl]] that had dyed her hair blonde. If a bribe wasn't involved, like fuck if one wasn't, she'd name that person or company as &quot;having a philanthropic desire to truly make a difference in the lives of others&quot;. <br /> <br /> Her worthless award was just another award in title only that was designed to reward the people who paid her for it so they could look good by getting a [[A Plus Newbie Award|plastic trophy]] to put on their shelf and have an article in the [[newspaper]] that they could frame and put on the wall near the timeclock so they could convince the minimum wage [[idiots]] that they were working for a decent company when they had to work unpaid overtime. In reality, it was most likely just another piece of paper that a high powered attorney bought, to use as evidence to keep their [[Money|Rich]] client out of prison by showing the [[Law|Judge]] that their client &quot;Really&quot; learned their lesson this time about driving drunk because they paid for that [[Children|kid's]] [[Dead|funeral]] that they ran over while driving drunk.<br /> <br /> On May 8, 2021, Erika married the formerly [[Life|alive]] Charlie Kirk and their wedding reception was &quot;charitably hosted&quot; by Charlie Kirk's non-profit organization Turning Point USA. <br /> <br /> Outside of winning a beauty contest, starting a &quot;philanthropic organization&quot;, graduating college, marrying Charlie Kirk, squeezing out 2 [[Dog|puppies]] with him and watching with those same puppies as Charlie got [[JFK]]'d in front of a crowd, her life has been pretty much uneventful. She probably won't even be noticed when she drives Turning Point USA straight into the ground because she is now the chairwoman and CEO of Turning Point USA and everyone knows that business titles are only given to ex-beauty queens so that they will have something to brag about as they spend their days out on the tennis court, drinking mimosas while their [[kid]]s stay home and are taken care of by their [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal immigrant]] nannies.<br /> <br /> ==Assassination conspiracy theories==<br /> [[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|[[Jews|(((Need I say more?)))]]]]<br /> Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.<br /> * That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].<br /> ** That either [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.<br /> * That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> ** {{instagram|reel/DUazHsBifjd/|That the {{glow|[[FBI]]}} was responsible for the assassination.}}<br /> *** That [[Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, since {{ytlink|Gt4rRPkyjVY|Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident}}.<br /> **** That [[groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].<br /> ***** {{instagram|reel/DPIIAOFksAy|That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination}}.<br /> * That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas]'''.<br /> ** That Charlie teamed up with {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}} to fake his death to live in a tropical paradise.<br /> * That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.<br /> * {{instagram|reel/DPnKk5-joyq/|That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either [[Party Van|feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].}}<br /> ** That Tyler Robinson was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> **** That ''Charlie himself'' was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *{{twitter|FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824|That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or a hint that it'll happen soon}}.<br /> * That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrats|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|560px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|560px|center]]jk here it really is<br /> |[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|560px|center]]another angle cuz why not<br /> |[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|560px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit<br /> |[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|560px|center]]Ashley Graves<br /> |[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|560px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Minecraft<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fjdzrXwcrVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;GTA<br /> }}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.<br /> File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-happywheels.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.<br /> File:Kirkjak.jpg<br /> File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.<br /> File:The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Dear liberals.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-theboss.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-junkofuruta.jpg<br /> File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.<br /> File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png<br /> File:Charlie Kirk 🦒 .jpeg|No wonder he was shot in the neck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk jokes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|<br /> |Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&lt;br&gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|<br /> |What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&lt;br&gt;Jumping to conclusions.|<br /> |If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;A at an American University,&lt;br&gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|<br /> |Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&lt;br&gt;He always finds the far right.|<br /> |The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&lt;br&gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|<br /> |Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|<br /> |Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&lt;br&gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|<br /> |I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&lt;br&gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|<br /> |Turn and Point USA.|<br /> |They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|<br /> |“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|<br /> |If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|<br /> |Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&lt;br&gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]<br /> *[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]<br /> *[[Steven Crowder|Steven &quot;Change My Mind&quot; Crowder]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}<br /> *{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> *{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}<br /> *{{twitter|charliekirk11}}<br /> *{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}<br /> *{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}<br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&diff=1944563 2026-02-06T21:36:46Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination conspiracy theories */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself<br /> |Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]<br /> <br /> '''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named {{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's would've-been-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.<br /> <br /> Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website &quot;The Charlie Kirk Show&quot; so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.<br /> <br /> Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a .30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode &quot;Got a Nut&quot;, which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].<br /> <br /> His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere &quot;it was just so awful&quot; comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.<br /> <br /> The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its &quot;Professor Watchlist&quot; where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.<br /> <br /> As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream &quot;I can't breathe&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Turning Point USA ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> '''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's &lt;s&gt;[[scam]]&lt;/s&gt; nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.<br /> <br /> Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds. <br /> <br /> Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.<br /> <br /> Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;fJfV1uiRIuU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Erika Kirk ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]<br /> <br /> '''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988) is your average overindulged, (formerly) mid-looking, shallow, little [[Money|rich]] [[Amerimutt]]. She's of Swedish, Lebanese, and Italian descent so you know she's one hairy [[bitch]] that clogs razors. Like most airheaded rich girls, she thought that by winning a beauty contest she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 98% of all beauty contest winners that can only be on that stage because their family has the money to buy them body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than them in under five minutes.<br /> <br /> Much like all future beauty contestants that will need something to talk about when they're asked how they'd change the world and 99% of children, coming from money that want to make their [[family]] proud by getting into a good [[college]] because they'll need life events to write about in their personal essay, Erika started &quot;Everyday Heroes Like You&quot;, a basic, effortless organization where she could just sit on her ass all day and pay herself a large salary because she was the acting head. Choosing the winner each year was simple, she'd just choose the one that had already been pre-screened by her volunteer staff that was populated by the high school popular girls that had to do community service for beating up the [[Jewish]] girl or shaving the head of that [[Nigger|black girl]] that had dyed her hair blonde. If a bribe wasn't involved, like fuck if one wasn't, she'd name that person or company as &quot;having a philanthropic desire to truly make a difference in the lives of others&quot;. <br /> <br /> Her worthless award was just another award in title only that was designed to reward the people who paid her for it so they could look good by getting a [[A Plus Newbie Award|plastic trophy]] to put on their shelf and have an article in the [[newspaper]] that they could frame and put on the wall near the timeclock so they could convince the minimum wage [[idiots]] that they were working for a decent company when they had to work unpaid overtime. In reality, it was most likely just another piece of paper that a high powered attorney bought, to use as evidence to keep their [[Money|Rich]] client out of prison by showing the [[Law|Judge]] that their client &quot;Really&quot; learned their lesson this time about driving drunk because they paid for that [[Children|kid's]] [[Dead|funeral]] that they ran over while driving drunk.<br /> <br /> On May 8, 2021, Erika married the formerly [[Life|alive]] Charlie Kirk and their wedding reception was &quot;charitably hosted&quot; by Charlie Kirk's non-profit organization Turning Point USA. <br /> <br /> Outside of winning a beauty contest, starting a &quot;philanthropic organization&quot;, graduating college, marrying Charlie Kirk, squeezing out 2 [[Dog|puppies]] with him and watching with those same puppies as Charlie got [[JFK]]'d in front of a crowd, her life has been pretty much uneventful. She probably won't even be noticed when she drives Turning Point USA straight into the ground because she is now the chairwoman and CEO of Turning Point USA and everyone knows that business titles are only given to ex-beauty queens so that they will have something to brag about as they spend their days out on the tennis court, drinking mimosas while their [[kid]]s stay home and are taken care of by their [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal immigrant]] nannies.<br /> <br /> ==Assassination conspiracy theories==<br /> [[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|[[Jews|(((Need I say more?)))]]]]<br /> Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.<br /> * That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].<br /> ** That either [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.<br /> * That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> ** That the {{glow|[[FBI]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> *** That [[Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, since {{ytlink|Gt4rRPkyjVY|Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident}}.<br /> **** That [[groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].<br /> ***** {{instagram|reel/DPIIAOFksAy|That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination}}.<br /> * That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas]'''.<br /> ** That Charlie teamed up with {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}} to fake his death to live in a tropical paradise.<br /> * That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.<br /> * {{instagram|reel/DPnKk5-joyq/|That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either [[Party Van|feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].}}<br /> ** That Tyler Robinson was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> **** That ''Charlie himself'' was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *{{twitter|FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824|That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or a hint that it'll happen soon}}.<br /> * That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrats|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|560px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|560px|center]]jk here it really is<br /> |[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|560px|center]]another angle cuz why not<br /> |[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|560px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit<br /> |[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|560px|center]]Ashley Graves<br /> |[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|560px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Minecraft<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fjdzrXwcrVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;GTA<br /> }}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.<br /> File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-happywheels.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.<br /> File:Kirkjak.jpg<br /> File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.<br /> File:The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Dear liberals.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-theboss.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-junkofuruta.jpg<br /> File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.<br /> File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png<br /> File:Charlie Kirk 🦒 .jpeg|No wonder he was shot in the neck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk jokes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|<br /> |Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&lt;br&gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|<br /> |What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&lt;br&gt;Jumping to conclusions.|<br /> |If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;A at an American University,&lt;br&gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|<br /> |Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&lt;br&gt;He always finds the far right.|<br /> |The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&lt;br&gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|<br /> |Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|<br /> |Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&lt;br&gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|<br /> |I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&lt;br&gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|<br /> |Turn and Point USA.|<br /> |They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|<br /> |“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|<br /> |If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|<br /> |Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&lt;br&gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]<br /> *[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]<br /> *[[Steven Crowder|Steven &quot;Change My Mind&quot; Crowder]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}<br /> *{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> *{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}<br /> *{{twitter|charliekirk11}}<br /> *{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}<br /> *{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}<br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Payton_Gendron&diff=1944546 2026-02-06T16:28:07Z

<p>Omari81: /* External Links */</p> <hr /> <div>{{conspiracyTheory}}<br /> {{Brenton Copycat}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Payton_gendron_quirky_face.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Payton Spencer Gendron'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2003 ({{age|2003|6|20}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Honkey American]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 3}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[White supremacy|Ethnonationalism]]&lt;br&gt;[[Roblox]]&lt;br&gt;Groomed by [[furries]] on [[Discord|Glowcord]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> A few three letter agencies decided the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Spencer Gendron'''{{Nazi}}, alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] &lt;s&gt;[[CIA|federal asset]]&lt;/s&gt; perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s supermarket rampage at the very least. Not that it was very difficult in the first place.<br /> <br /> So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless. <br /> <br /> The in-house [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Snopes|fact checking task force]] has certified that [[Truth|all information in this article is 100% accurate]].<br /> <br /> __TOC__{{clear}}<br /> {{Killers}}{{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Early Life==<br /> [[File:Le epic redditor.png|thumb|right|Mfw Reddit gold]]<br /> Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to a [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hacker known as]] [[4chan]] and related [[Discord|Pisscord]] channels where he was groomed by [[FBI|glowniggers]] into carrying out a [[lazy|low effort]] shooting &lt;s&gt;to further their anti-gun agenda&lt;/s&gt; BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND [[topkek|TOPKEK]] 100!! [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] himself taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[white supremacy]]. Being [[autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]]. Little did anyone know, [[Pixyteri|he had only just begun to &lt;s&gt;shine&lt;/s&gt; glow]]!<br /> <br /> [[File:gendron and pepe.png|thumb|Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!]]<br /> <br /> ==The Manifesto==<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;LeconSHgw2o&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> 🌟{{glow|Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!}}🌟<br /> {{clr}}<br /> [[File:gendron manifesto quote.png|center|500px]]<br /> <br /> Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an [[8chan]] [[China|bootleg]] [[It's a Kirby, Retard|website called 4chan]] before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or [[k/|/k/]] talking points). He also just [[Copyright Infringement|copy and pasted]] Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of [[Kekistan|Kekistani]] &quot;freedom fighters&quot; as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is. <br /> *[[Patrick Crusius]] - [[pwn]]ed some [[spics]] at the local [[Walmart]] in [[Texas|Little Mexico]]<br /> *[[John Earnest]] - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one [[GILF|old bitch]] then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason. <br /> *[[Robert Bowers]] - [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done. <br /> *[[Philip Manshaus]] - 22 year old [[Norway|Fjord nigger]] that got tackled by an [[oldfag]] [[Pakistan|Paki]] trying to emulate his hero Brenton Tarrant. Not only did he fail to frag anyone but his sister, but he couldn't figure out how to stream it so we will never see his ass getting beat down by some old guy. Philip managed to [[fail]] so spectacularly that paradoxically his combined failings became an epic [[win]]. <br /> *[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Luca_Traini|Luca Traini]] - [[Nazi]] [[Italy|pastafag]] that popped a cap in 6 [[nigra]]'s asses. &lt;s&gt;Probably relevant in Italy or something&lt;/s&gt;. Not really, any mass shooting in Italy lasts 6 minutes on the news (that's if there are). Like [[John Earnest]], he's a failure and only wounded 6 people. Payton's really fucked up!<br /> *[[Anders Breivik]] - [[Norwegian]] [[World of Warcraft]] fanatic and [[Role-playing|knight templar]] who holds the all time [[FPS]] high score. Sir Anders gave Oslo the [[Timothy McVeigh]] special then infiltrated an island of cultural marxists. He also &quot;wrote&quot; a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the [[Unabomber]]. <br /> *[[Dylann Roof]] - [[Autistic]] [[NEET]] who shot up a church in the [[Nigger|Dindu American]] part of town wielding a .45 [[Glock]] and the legendary assault bowl cut. The [[pigs]] were so impressed, they bought him some [[tendies]] from [[McDonalds]] to celebrate his success. <br /> *[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - [[Swede]] who ran amok at his [[high school]], slicing up any kebabs who got in his way. Anton RPd as his favorite [[Star Wars]] character Darth Vader to celebrate [[Halloween]] early. <br /> *[[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osbourne]] - [[Welsh|Sheepfucker]] who played [[GTA]] IRL in front of a mosque<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|[[:media:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|Yeah]]&lt;br&gt;(Click link to read)<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{clr}}<br /> <br /> ==Attack on Tops Market==<br /> {{Notice|{{WPD|h/shooting/post/22653/buffalo-mass-shooting-full-livestream-video|Watch it here}}}} <br /> [[File:gendron furry.png|thumb|A little furry fap material for the road, as in [[Forced Meme|Martha was an average dog.]]]]<br /> With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced [[Nu-male|murder porn junkies]] with some raw footage of himself playing [[DOOM]] [[IRL]]. The problem is HE CHOSE [[Twitch|TWITCH]] LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. The reason he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of [[Facebook]] Live is because it requires an account to view livestreams, and Payton thought Twitch would work for him like how it did for [[Balliet]]'s uninterrupted 35-minute stream. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a [[headshot]] (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the [[gringo]] cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at [[Salvador Ramos|Uvalde]]) so the [[party van]] arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades. <br /> [[File:Holdurfire.jpg|thumb|right|SORRY!]]<br /> [[File:Buffalo shooter.mp4|550px|center]]<br /> <br /> == Loadout ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: none;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Bushmaster XM-15<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsPaytonGendronM16.png|140px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going [[postal]]. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. Used by loli killer [[Adam Lanza]]. '''25~30 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': Savage Arms Axis XP<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsPaytonGendronBoltAction.png|140px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Poorfag duur-hunnin' gun [[Fail|HE DIDN'T FUCKING USE.]] Scribbled on it as well. '''30~60 Damage.<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Tertiary''': Mossberg 500<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsPaytonGendronShotgun.png|140px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *The same weapon [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom]] used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. '''50~125 Damage.<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 1''': Meme Warfare<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:4chan logo 1.png|90px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ [[newfag]] indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and dubiously sourced black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. '''(+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:angry nig.jpg|75px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 3''': Tarrant Disciple<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Orison to Pepe<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Pepe-the-frog-redrawn-670x670.jpg|80px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. '''(+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)'''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> {{GradedScore|10|(3 injured) - Not bad but not great either|17|Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds|15|Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but [[Brenton Tarrant]] did it better|10|Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed [[Tucker Carlson]] but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a [[boring|cool, exciting, and original]] [[Uvalde|school shooting]] that only occurs once a week|20|Busted a cap in a security guard's ass|72|C|Accelerate!}}<br /> {{Wanted|3}}<br /> <br /> ==In Conclusion...==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;d-S0OwT9buQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{Collapsegallery|Paytron Saint of Furfaggotry|cg1|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:payton gendron 4chan.jpg<br /> Image:GendronBusted.png<br /> Image:newyork mask mandate.png|if only he was penta-vaccinated<br /> File:Marthashoots.jpg<br /> File:Remembermartha png.png<br /> Image:I CANT BREED.png<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:8chan knock off.png|Old media demonstrates its superior research skills once again<br /> File:Won'tdoshit.jpg<br /> Image:topsshooting2022gun1.png|mag size to match the penis size<br /> Image:topsshooting2022gun2.png<br /> File:Neverforgetneverforgive.jpg<br /> File:2tehxtreme.png<br /> File:Killbuffalonigs.png<br /> File:MKULTRA88.GIF<br /> File:WUSS POPPIN JIMBO.png|WUSS POPPIN JIM🅱️O<br /> Image:gendron moment.jpg<br /> File:Tarrantacceleration.png<br /> File:Roadtobuffalo.jpg<br /> File:Cartnarc1.jpg<br /> File:Cartnarc2.png<br /> File:SaintGendron.png<br /> File:Eyelets.jpg<br /> File:Dayofaction.jpg<br /> File:Seeyouinvalhalla.jpg<br /> File:Bandicam_2022-05-19_21-54-04-732.jpg|Leaked screenshot of an unseen clip from the gameplay footage<br /> File:Thewayforward.png<br /> File:Payton_crying.jpg|MFW I learn that I'm going to get gangraped in prison 24/7<br /> File:TopsShootingMinecraft.png|I'm going to shoot up a supermarket, in [[Minecraft]]<br /> File:paytongendrontarkovlevels.png<br /> File:Paytonfanart1.jpg<br /> File:Paytonfanart2.jpg<br /> File:Paytonfanart3.png<br /> File:Paytonfanart4.png<br /> File:Payton_Fanart_5.jpg<br /> File:TerrorTimesTwo.jpg<br /> File:PaytonsBodyPillowAdvetisement.png<br /> File:Paytonchan1.jpg<br /> File:Paytonchan2.jpg<br /> File:Paytonwaifu.jpg<br /> File:Thepaytonstare.jpg<br /> File:Paytongendron.jpg<br /> File:Martha&amp;Ember.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=#000000|color=#FFFFFF}}<br /> <br /> ==Accounts==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|jimboboiii}}&lt;/s&gt; - [[Twitch]] account, where the fgt livestreamed the shooting. Now '''[[B&amp;]]''' for their faggotry.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{steam|76561198254601404|Jimboboiii}}&lt;/s&gt; - [[Steam]] account ('''[[BALEETED]]!!!''' {{archive|IV8bO|Archive}} + {{archive|sRIYX|inventory}} + {{archive|UrRSf|reviews}} + {{archive|JhjOY|friends}})<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{reddituser|Jimbo-boiii}}&lt;/s&gt; - [[Reddit]] account ('''SUSPENDED.''' {{archive|jPEBA|See the luser's posts}})<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{yt|c|UC8yLMK2kjjYL87ZPpmRzvzQ|Jimbo boiii}}&lt;/s&gt; - [[YouTube]] channel ({{archive|RWkDl|Archive}})<br /> <br /> [[File:Kill the Walmart employees .gif|center]]<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - [[Canuck]] predecessor to Al-noor<br /> *[[Ali David Sonboly]] - [[Mudslime]] who [[Remove Kebab|removed kebab]] from [[Germany|Deutschland]] ([[an hero|including himself]])<br /> *[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - [[r9gay]] user who kickstarted the [[Beta Uprising]] in [[2015]]<br /> *[[Connor Betts]] - Libtard counterpart of Patrick Crusius swept under the rug by the [[old media]]<br /> *[[Frank James]] - [[Nigra]] with rage that [[How Do I Shot Web?|tried to shoot wypipo]] on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs<br /> *[[Frenschan]] - A former Neo-fascist imageboard Gendy is rumored to have associated with<br /> *[[KingEmpoleon]] - A killer also named Payton, but with inferior results.<br /> *[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after [[pools closed|removing some scumbags from the genepool]]<br /> *[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram [[Faggot|homosexual]] behavior<br /> *[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Payton Gendron: 2023 Edition<br /> *[[Wade Michael Page]] - Guy in a [[Heavy Metal|metal band]] who fragged some [[Sikhism|towelheads]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Payton_Gendron|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{fandomlink|minitubia|Jimboboiii|Minitubia coverage}}<br /> *{{edf|thread|brenton-tarrant-wannabe-shoots-up-tops-markets-in-buffalo-new-york.3541|Brenton Tarrant wannabe shoots up Tops Markets in Buffalo, New York}}<br /> *{{kf|mass-shooting-streamed-on-twitch-payton-gendron-jimboboiii.119000|Mass shooting streamed on Twitch - Payton Gendron/jimboboiii}}<br /> *[https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf Discord diary part 1] {{Wayback|https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf|20220517135351}}<br /> *[https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf Discord diary part 2] {{Wayback|https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf|20231109014400}}<br /> <br /> {{portals|chans|furries|truth}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Brenton Tarrant}}<br /> {{Niggers}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> {{8chan}}<br /> [[Category:People|Gendron, Payton]]<br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:2022]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now May 16 &amp; 17, [[2022]]|[[Bitcoin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Brenton Tarrant]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article April 26 &amp; April 27, [[2025]]|[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Pope]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&diff=1944327 2026-02-03T19:19:40Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination conspiracy theories */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Conspiracy}}<br /> {{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself<br /> |Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|right]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]<br /> <br /> '''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named {{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's would've-been-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.<br /> <br /> Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his &quot;Prove Me Wrong&quot; revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website &quot;The Charlie Kirk Show&quot; so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.<br /> <br /> Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a .30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode &quot;Got a Nut&quot;, which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].<br /> <br /> His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere &quot;it was just so awful&quot; comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.<br /> <br /> The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its &quot;Professor Watchlist&quot; where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.<br /> <br /> As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream &quot;I can't breathe&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Turning Point USA ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]<br /> <br /> '''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's &lt;s&gt;[[scam]]&lt;/s&gt; nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.<br /> <br /> Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds. <br /> <br /> Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.<br /> <br /> Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.<br /> <br /> Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;fJfV1uiRIuU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Erika Kirk ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]<br /> <br /> '''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988) is your average overindulged, (formerly) mid-looking, shallow, little [[Money|rich]] [[Amerimutt]]. She's of Swedish, Lebanese, and Italian descent so you know she's one hairy [[bitch]] that clogs razors. Like most airheaded rich girls, she thought that by winning a beauty contest she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 98% of all beauty contest winners that can only be on that stage because their family has the money to buy them body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than them in under five minutes.<br /> <br /> Much like all future beauty contestants that will need something to talk about when they're asked how they'd change the world and 99% of children, coming from money that want to make their [[family]] proud by getting into a good [[college]] because they'll need life events to write about in their personal essay, Erika started &quot;Everyday Heroes Like You&quot;, a basic, effortless organization where she could just sit on her ass all day and pay herself a large salary because she was the acting head. Choosing the winner each year was simple, she'd just choose the one that had already been pre-screened by her volunteer staff that was populated by the high school popular girls that had to do community service for beating up the [[Jewish]] girl or shaving the head of that [[Nigger|black girl]] that had dyed her hair blonde. If a bribe wasn't involved, like fuck if one wasn't, she'd name that person or company as &quot;having a philanthropic desire to truly make a difference in the lives of others&quot;. <br /> <br /> Her worthless award was just another award in title only that was designed to reward the people who paid her for it so they could look good by getting a [[A Plus Newbie Award|plastic trophy]] to put on their shelf and have an article in the [[newspaper]] that they could frame and put on the wall near the timeclock so they could convince the minimum wage [[idiots]] that they were working for a decent company when they had to work unpaid overtime. In reality, it was most likely just another piece of paper that a high powered attorney bought, to use as evidence to keep their [[Money|Rich]] client out of prison by showing the [[Law|Judge]] that their client &quot;Really&quot; learned their lesson this time about driving drunk because they paid for that [[Children|kid's]] [[Dead|funeral]] that they ran over while driving drunk.<br /> <br /> On May 8, 2021, Erika married the formerly [[Life|alive]] Charlie Kirk and their wedding reception was &quot;charitably hosted&quot; by Charlie Kirk's non-profit organization Turning Point USA. <br /> <br /> Outside of winning a beauty contest, starting a &quot;philanthropic organization&quot;, graduating college, marrying Charlie Kirk, squeezing out 2 [[Dog|puppies]] with him and watching with those same puppies as Charlie got [[JFK]]'d in front of a crowd, her life has been pretty much uneventful. She probably won't even be noticed when she drives Turning Point USA straight into the ground because she is now the chairwoman and CEO of Turning Point USA and everyone knows that business titles are only given to ex-beauty queens so that they will have something to brag about as they spend their days out on the tennis court, drinking mimosas while their [[kid]]s stay home and are taken care of by their [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal immigrant]] nannies.<br /> <br /> ==Assassination conspiracy theories==<br /> [[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|[[Jews|(((Need I say more?)))]]]]<br /> Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.<br /> * That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].<br /> ** That either [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.<br /> * That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> ** That the {{glow|[[FBI]]}} was responsible for the assassination.<br /> *** That [[Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, since {{ytlink|Gt4rRPkyjVY|Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident}}.<br /> **** That [[groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].<br /> ***** [https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPIIAOFksAy/?igsh=cmlrNDQ0ZXJ0d2Fj That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination.]<br /> * That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas]'''.<br /> ** That Charlie teamed up with {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}} to fake his death to live in a tropical paradise.<br /> * That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.<br /> * That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either {{glow|[[Party Van|feds]]}}, {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operatives]]}}, crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].<br /> ** That Tyler Robinson was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> **** That '''Charlie himself''' was either a {{glow|[[Party Van|fed]]}}, a {{glow|[[CIA|CIA operative]]}}, or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].<br /> *{{twitter|FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824|That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or a hint that it'll happen soon}}.<br /> * That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrats|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|560px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see<br /> |[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|560px|center]]jk here it really is<br /> |[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|560px|center]]another angle cuz why not<br /> |[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|560px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit<br /> |[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|560px|center]]Ashley Graves<br /> |[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|560px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;Minecraft<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fjdzrXwcrVk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;GTA<br /> }}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.<br /> File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.<br /> File:CharlieKirk-happywheels.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.<br /> File:Kirkjak.jpg<br /> File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.<br /> File:The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Dear liberals.png<br /> File:CharlieKirk-theboss.jpeg<br /> File:CharlieKirk-junkofuruta.jpg<br /> File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.<br /> File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png<br /> File:Charlie Kirk 🦒 .jpeg|No wonder he was shot in the neck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk jokes==<br /> {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br /> |It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|<br /> |Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&lt;br&gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|<br /> |What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&lt;br&gt;Jumping to conclusions.|<br /> |If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;A at an American University,&lt;br&gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|<br /> |Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&lt;br&gt;He always finds the far right.|<br /> |The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&lt;br&gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|<br /> |Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|<br /> |Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&lt;br&gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|<br /> |I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&lt;br&gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|<br /> |Turn and Point USA.|<br /> |They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|<br /> |“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&lt;br&gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|<br /> |If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|<br /> |Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&lt;br&gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]<br /> *[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]<br /> *[[Steven Crowder|Steven &quot;Change My Mind&quot; Crowder]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}<br /> *{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}<br /> *{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}<br /> *{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}<br /> *{{twitter|charliekirk11}}<br /> *{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}<br /> *{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}<br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1944011 2026-01-29T09:01:40Z

<p>Omari81: /* Assassination of Charlie Kirk */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and he refused do something about it. Lance would rant about prominent political figures, with Charlie Kirk being one of them. Tyler took all of these rants to heart, while Lance would forget about them a while later cuz [[crazy]]. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university in Orem, Utah, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he most likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1944010 2026-01-29T08:53:42Z

<p>Omari81: /* Lance Twiggs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance, who proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Assassination of Charlie Kirk==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and do something about it. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Alec McKinney|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Naxinet&diff=1943973 2026-01-28T02:23:26Z

<p>Omari81: /* Rayez drama */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Aspie}}<br /> {{SickFuck}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Naxinet.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Naxinet'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Hitler|April 20]], 2007 ({{Age|2007|4|20}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|FNF modding, being a retard, swatting people}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:Malcolm William Moreau.png|thumb|This is your guy.]]<br /> '''NAXINET''' ([[Powerword]]: Malcolm [[William Atchison|William]] [[LOL WUT|Moreau]]) (aka Skumz, Zephinia, Naxi) is an FNFpedo [[edgelord]] notable for making the best things to ever grace the [[Friday Night Funkin']] modding community: FNF Gore Mods! Featuring some of our favorite [[an heroes]] such as [[Ronnie McNutt]], [[Shuaiby]], [[Budd Dwyer]], and more! Truly coveted gems in the FNF modding community, but don't be too quick to applaud him now, because this guy is actually a massive creep behind the scenes and a professional doxer of children.<br /> <br /> According to NAXINET's former best friend, NAXI made these FNF songs [[Butthurt|to get revenge on the Internet]] for making fun of him for wanting to be a [[MTF|transgender woman]].<br /> <br /> ==Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'==<br /> [[File:Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> Naxinet made ''Thursday Night Shotgunnin' '' in 2023, an FNF mod featuring [[Ronnie McNutt]], but later changed the mod's name to ''Monday Mornin' [[LiveLeak|Live Leakin']] '' as he expanded the franchise to include more levels involving more an heroes, [[mass shooter]]s and [[cancer]] victims.<br /> {{Lulzgames|title=Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'}}<br /> The full list of characters include:<br /> #[[Ronnie McNutt]]<br /> #[[Shuaiby|Shuaib Aslam]]<br /> #[[Gleb Korablev]]<br /> #[[Rorochan]]<br /> #[[Audrey Hale]]<br /> #[[Audrey Hale#People killed|William Kinney]]<br /> #[[Budd Dwyer]]<br /> #[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br /> #[[Roblox|Erik Cassel]]<br /> #[[Minecraft|Technoblade]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;z5oxIIwZQXM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;5VbZvUEwXbs&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> MMLL Ronnie.png<br /> MMLL Shuaiby.jpeg<br /> MMLL Shuaiby 2.jpeg<br /> MMLL Rorochan.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Rayez drama==<br /> In December 2022, some [[16-year old girl]] made a [[YouTube]] video about Naxinet, which Naxinet thought was &quot;milking him for views&quot;, but in reality [[Truth|he's just an insecure faggot]]. One of Rayez friends, who always does it for the lulz, decided to leak personal information to Naxinet so he could dox and [[SWAT]] her. Rayez, having her YT account hacked as well, created another account only for it to be discovered by Naxinet again, who in desperate fear of having his [[e-go]] tramped upon by some kid, planned on swatting her again for &quot;not learning her lesson&quot;, [[personal army|and even encouraged his fans to swat her as well]]. A while later, NAXI made a deal with her that he wouldn't swat her again if she made a racist video towards [[African American|Basketball Americans]],{{Sauce}} which she ended up doing out of fear.<br /> <br /> The trolling did not end there though, as Naxi and his goons still harassed her over [[Discord]] and extorted her into sending over fifty [[jailbait|NSFW videos and photos]] of herself, [[NEET|not showering]], and a lot of other things. I don't feel like watching the interview for details on the pictures that were sent, but if anybody's got more info then add it.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LW6RNB64eHs&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Naxinet SWATTED her over this video.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;y-4Iyld9Mjs&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Interview between her and a FNF drama commentator.<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Dox==<br /> {{story|{{:Doxbin/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Payback==<br /> [[File:Malcolm Moreau and Brenna Pallum.mp4|thumb|Naxi at the mall with his girlfriend, Brenna Pallum, in September 2023. One of the many videos within the archive.]]<br /> Naxi is once quoted one year prior as saying he could never possibly get doxed, but he is a fucking idiot for thinking that, as that finally happened to him April 27, 2024. Online trolls had fun sending him 15 pizzas, 3 psychologists, and an ice cream truck to his house. On April 30, 2024, they decided to up their antics and finally get him SWATED as well. On July 26, 2024, it happened again and police were told that he had hostages, prompting [[Fake News|News sources]] to cover the incident.<br /> <br /> Additionally, [https://www.youtube.com/@CMBGAMER2018TV two] [https://www.youtube.com/@Naxinetisfryed low-lifes] would leak over a thousand files related to Naxi IRL, including photos, videos, memes, Discord calls, and swatting audio. You can download it all [https://archive.org/details/bohannons-naxinet-archive_202409 here].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AbulUpnhj6o&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ZaAUArB4A1I&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hxPYI06yGWM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Shadman]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{fandomlink|youtube|NAXINET|Wikitubia article}}<br /> *[https://doxbin.com/upload/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED Doxbin]<br /> *[https://en.namu.wiki/w/Friday%20Night%20Funkin'/%EB%AA%A8%EB%93%9C/Monday%20Morning%20Live%20Leakin' Whatever this is]<br /> *{{archiveorg|monday-morning-live-leakin|Monday Morning Live Leakin' (download)}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Portals|gaming|trolls}}<br /> {{childabuseseries}}<br /> [[Category:Doxed Individuals]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Doxbin/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED&diff=1943972 2026-01-28T02:20:18Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>&quot;people, people keep thing like, they're gonna be special, they can doxx me. But nobody can. Not a single soul on this earth can doxx m- <br /> well, that's a lie. Except for, my my- fucking people I know in real life. *inhales* I could get doxxed at any moment, <br /> My main concern is getting swatted. They get a report someone has a bomb. They can swat me at any- AAAAAAAAAAA&quot;<br /> <br /> April 27, 2024.<br /> <br /> Halo Skies<br /> <br /> Naxinet Doxx<br /> <br /> Get fucked loser lol<br /> <br /> Dauntless Degeneracy: The Downfall of Naxinet<br /> <br /> Hello everyone, welcome to the sad demise of Naxinet (Now rebranded as Zephinia) aka Malcolm William Moreau. For those who don’t know who he is, he is the creator of a popular friday night funkin’ mod called Monday Morning Live Leakin’. <br /> <br /> The mod contains graphic images and depictions of dead people. The players in the mod are based on real-life people who had either committed suicide, got shot or have been seen on popular gore videos on the now deleted website called LiveLeak.<br /> <br /> A short list of characters include Ronnie Mcnutt, Shuaiby Aslam, Rorochan_1999, 1444 and Audrey Hale. At the end of every song, he would recreate their deaths and even had the audacity to add 911 calls from their loved ones as samples into the songs.<br /> <br /> The menu screen of the game also has graphic gore images of their real life dead bodies.<br /> <br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Personal Life:<br /> <br /> It's no surprise that for someone as degenerate as Malcolm to be living a normal life, but his backstory is something you wouldn't expect. <br /> <br /> At the age of 12, he came out as a transgender woman to his family and they immediately supported him. This made him feel comfortable with his new gender identity since he never truly felt like he was a man. <br /> <br /> Until all of that changed when he discovered the Friday Night Funkin' Modding Community; who all bullied him for wanting to be a girl. This pushed Moreau to create Monday Morning Live Leakin' 4 years later.<br /> <br /> Since he was openly harrassed online, he found comfort in harassing his transgender sister for being who she was. This created tension among the two and eventually led to &quot;family issues.&quot;<br /> <br /> Despite this, he currently lives in his family’s basement, is extremely obese and can be best described as a racist, homophobic, transphobe. His biggest insecurity is his weight even though he does nothing about it LOL. Contributing factors to his obesity comes from two things: his eating habits and the fake carts he would smoke using his monitored chequing account.<br /> <br /> His mom (Jessica Turner-Moreau) runs a porn account where she shows off her 36DD tits to any underage kid who happens to get her on their feed (something he feels VERY uncomfortable about.) <br /> <br /> Little is known about his father (Mark Moreau) but we can best assume he’s never there. <br /> <br /> His grandma however, Barbara Turner, posted a lot of pictures of Moreau's early years. The account is gone but here's some archived images:<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/eq9c79.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/mpk7en.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/dkqv2v.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/onkb54.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/e58k3a.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/7l051w.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ir0l67.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/g3pk4n.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h24jd1.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/k7y4d2.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/929ajf.jpg<br /> <br /> <br /> After school, Moreau spends his evenings jerking off under the sheets and peeing in the small drain he has in his room. <br /> <br /> In his natural habitat, the wild creature would do minecraft and roblox live streams before cuddling his bfdi plushie when he goes to bed. <br /> <br /> His two online friends consist of a fan who got r*ped at a christian camp and also posts his SH on twitter (Lawlkat aka cliffton malcolm casey) and the other has a dead mom (Toadstols aka adrian love)<br /> <br /> Moreau is currently dating a they/them in real life named Brenna Pallum. They both go to the same school and she is aware of Moreau's gore mod and does nothing about it. Ironically, she also makes edgy 9/11 jokes and listens to green day. <br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/z1x1rl.jpg<br /> <br /> According to her instagram, she is the top in the relationship as malcolm can be seen cuddling with her when they're both sleeping. <br /> Proof:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/kvvmoi.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wimh99.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/xow0g2.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wl6teg.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h027g9.png<br /> <br /> her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarchist_cun.t/ &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> art instagram: https://www.instagram.com/artstagram179/ &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> Dream SMP Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@its_not_brenna?_t=8lybJmoCRe3&amp;_r=1<br /> <br /> Main tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brenna_pallum_sucks<br /> <br /> archive posts:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/6q8vhd.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/uf8e9x.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h5qn18.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/9wnqer.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/p7dp4x.zip<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Cyberbullying:<br /> <br /> With the FNF mod's success it brought in others who were against the game to voice their opinions about it. One 14 year old named Rayez (Ray-yes) was one of many people to make a video on Malcolm. <br /> <br /> The video somehow angered him and his fans so they spammed hate comments and death threats under the video. She eventually made an apology but then a fan hacked her channel and said she can have it back if she posted nude photos of herself. <br /> <br /> There’s a video that covers the entire situation if you are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXwPs5Y4HMo (Malcolm harassing Rayez on twitter: https://twitter.com/Naxi_Net/status/1669842950044385282)<br /> <br /> Alleged Pedophile?<br /> <br /> Naxi could potentially be a pedophile. <br /> <br /> However there isn't enough evidence to back up these claims. I haven't been able to get names of victims either.<br /> <br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Name: Malcolm William Moreau<br /> <br /> Age: 17<br /> <br /> DOB: 4/20/07<br /> <br /> Address: 1360 12th Ave South, Fargo, ND 58103, USA<br /> <br /> https://www.google.com/maps/place/1360+12th+Ave+S,+Fargo,+ND+58103,+USA/@46.8623355,-96.8012131<br /> <br /> Phone Number: +1 701 809 8302<br /> <br /> School: 1840 15th Ave S, Fargo, ND 58103, United States<br /> <br /> Face: https://files.catbox.moe/9liwmm.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/11bt13.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/yn0hyw.mp4<br /> <br /> His main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephinia &lt;- deleted<br /> <br /> Alt channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephiniaalt &lt;- deleted<br /> <br /> Second channel: https://www.youtube.com/@naxinet &lt;- deleted<br /> <br /> Twitter: https://twitter.com/naxi_net?lang=en<br /> <br /> Alt Twitter: https://twitter.com/zephiniafag<br /> <br /> His facebook account: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076604613301<br /> <br /> Old discord tag: zephinia<br /> <br /> New discord: zephiniawashere (NEW!!)<br /> <br /> instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mxlcolmmm/ &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> Snapchat: biggie.malc (most active)<br /> <br /> malcywalcy420 (old user)<br /> <br /> bigwillymally (old user)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> —--<br /> His mother:<br /> <br /> Name: Jessica Turner-Moreau<br /> <br /> Age: 64<br /> <br /> DOB: 05/21/60<br /> <br /> Phone Number: https://files.catbox.moe/1j89b6.webp<br /> <br /> Twitter (There’s porn on it): https://twitter.com/jesscreatesit &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> Archive tweets: https://files.catbox.moe/h6m85n.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/8zsq5s.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/nm0okn.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/q5tdf4.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/35w1g3.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/pduzv9.webp<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Funny moreau memes: https://files.catbox.moe/0pd3oo.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/5fzxom.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/4x1x7x.mp4<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/z83qxo.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zto8qk.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/s8wb4w.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/867db5.mp4<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/rjsv84.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zlbn30.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ylefsj.gif<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/io7h6u.mp3<br /> <br /> https://drive.google.com/file/d/159HlG6PJemTKH17aiKh31MO6ZZdzUyEs/view<br /> <br /> ---</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Doxbin/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED&diff=1943971 2026-01-28T02:18:04Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>&quot;people, people keep thing like, they're gonna be special, they can doxx me. But nobody can. Not a single soul on this earth can doxx m- <br /> well, that's a lie. Except for, my my- fucking people I know in real life. *inhales* I could get doxxed at any moment, <br /> My main concern is getting swatted. They get a report someone has a bomb. They can swat me at any- AAAAAAAAAAA&quot;<br /> <br /> April 27, 2024.<br /> <br /> Halo Skies<br /> <br /> Naxinet Doxx<br /> <br /> Get fucked loser lol<br /> <br /> Dauntless Degeneracy: The Downfall of Naxinet<br /> <br /> Hello everyone, welcome to the sad demise of Naxinet (Now rebranded as Zephinia) aka Malcolm William Moreau. For those who don’t know who he is, he is the creator of a popular friday night funkin’ mod called Monday Morning Live Leakin’. <br /> <br /> The mod contains graphic images and depictions of dead people. The players in the mod are based on real-life people who had either committed suicide, got shot or have been seen on popular gore videos on the now deleted website called LiveLeak.<br /> <br /> A short list of characters include Ronnie Mcnutt, Shuaiby Aslam, Rorochan_1999, 1444 and Audrey Hale. At the end of every song, he would recreate their deaths and even had the audacity to add 911 calls from their loved ones as samples into the songs.<br /> <br /> The menu screen of the game also has graphic gore images of their real life dead bodies.<br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Personal Life:<br /> <br /> It's no surprise that for someone as degenerate as Malcolm to be living a normal life, but his backstory is something you wouldn't expect. <br /> <br /> At the age of 12, he came out as a transgender woman to his family and they immediately supported him. This made him feel comfortable with his new gender identity since he never truly felt like he was a man. <br /> <br /> Until all of that changed when he discovered the Friday Night Funkin' Modding Community; who all bullied him for wanting to be a girl. This pushed Moreau to create Monday Morning Live Leakin' 4 years later.<br /> <br /> Since he was openly harrassed online, he found comfort in harassing his transgender sister for being who she was. This created tension among the two and eventually led to &quot;family issues.&quot;<br /> <br /> Despite this, he currently lives in his family’s basement, is extremely obese and can be best described as a racist, homophobic, transphobe. His biggest insecurity is his weight even though he does nothing about it LOL. Contributing factors to his obesity comes from two things: his eating habits and the fake carts he would smoke using his monitored chequing account.<br /> <br /> His mom (Jessica Turner-Moreau) runs a porn account where she shows off her 36DD tits to any underage kid who happens to get her on their feed (something he feels VERY uncomfortable about.) <br /> <br /> Little is known about his father (Mark Moreau) but we can best assume he’s never there. <br /> <br /> His grandma however, Barbara Turner, posted a lot of pictures of Moreau's early years. The account is gone but here's some archived images:<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/eq9c79.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/mpk7en.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/dkqv2v.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/onkb54.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/e58k3a.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/7l051w.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ir0l67.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/g3pk4n.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h24jd1.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/k7y4d2.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/929ajf.jpg<br /> <br /> <br /> After school, Moreau spends his evenings jerking off under the sheets and peeing in the small drain he has in his room. <br /> <br /> In his natural habitat, the wild creature would do minecraft and roblox live streams before cuddling his bfdi plushie when he goes to bed. <br /> <br /> His two online friends consist of a fan who got r*ped at a christian camp and also posts his SH on twitter (Lawlkat aka cliffton malcolm casey) and the other has a dead mom (Toadstols aka adrian love)<br /> <br /> Moreau is currently dating a they/them in real life named Brenna Pallum. They both go to the same school and she is aware of Moreau's gore mod and does nothing about it. Ironically, she also makes edgy 9/11 jokes and listens to green day. <br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/z1x1rl.jpg<br /> <br /> According to her instagram, she is the top in the relationship as malcolm can be seen cuddling with her when they're both sleeping. <br /> Proof:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/kvvmoi.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wimh99.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/xow0g2.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wl6teg.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h027g9.png<br /> <br /> her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarchist_cun.t/ &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> art instagram: https://www.instagram.com/artstagram179/ &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> Dream SMP Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@its_not_brenna?_t=8lybJmoCRe3&amp;_r=1<br /> <br /> Main tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brenna_pallum_sucks<br /> <br /> archive posts:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/6q8vhd.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/uf8e9x.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h5qn18.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/9wnqer.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/p7dp4x.zip<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Cyberbullying:<br /> <br /> With the FNF mod's success it brought in others who were against the game to voice their opinions about it. One 14 year old named Rayez (Ray-yes) was one of many people to make a video on Malcolm. <br /> <br /> The video somehow angered him and his fans so they spammed hate comments and death threats under the video. She eventually made an apology but then a fan hacked her channel and said she can have it back if she posted nude photos of herself. <br /> <br /> There’s a video that covers the entire situation if you are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXwPs5Y4HMo (Malcolm harassing Rayez on twitter: https://twitter.com/Naxi_Net/status/1669842950044385282)<br /> <br /> Alleged Pedophile?<br /> <br /> Naxi could potentially be a pedophile. <br /> <br /> However there isn't enough evidence to back up these claims. I haven't been able to get names of victims either.<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Name: Malcolm William Moreau<br /> <br /> Age: 17<br /> <br /> DOB: 4/20/07<br /> <br /> Address: 1360 12th Ave South, Fargo, ND 58103, USA<br /> <br /> https://www.google.com/maps/place/1360+12th+Ave+S,+Fargo,+ND+58103,+USA/@46.8623355,-96.8012131<br /> <br /> Phone Number: +1 701 809 8302<br /> <br /> School: 1840 15th Ave S, Fargo, ND 58103, United States<br /> <br /> Face: https://files.catbox.moe/9liwmm.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/11bt13.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/yn0hyw.mp4<br /> <br /> His main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephinia &lt;- deleted<br /> <br /> Alt channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephiniaalt &lt;- deleted<br /> <br /> Second channel: https://www.youtube.com/@naxinet &lt;- deleted<br /> <br /> Twitter: https://twitter.com/naxi_net?lang=en<br /> <br /> Alt Twitter: https://twitter.com/zephiniafag<br /> <br /> His facebook account: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076604613301<br /> <br /> Old discord tag: zephinia<br /> <br /> New discord: zephiniawashere (NEW!!)<br /> <br /> instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mxlcolmmm/ &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> Snapchat: biggie.malc (most active)<br /> <br /> malcywalcy420 (old user)<br /> <br /> bigwillymally (old user)<br /> <br /> —--<br /> His mother:<br /> <br /> Name: Jessica Turner-Moreau<br /> <br /> Age: 64<br /> <br /> DOB: 05/21/60<br /> <br /> Phone Number: https://files.catbox.moe/1j89b6.webp<br /> <br /> Twitter (There’s porn on it): https://twitter.com/jesscreatesit &lt;- privated<br /> <br /> Archive tweets: https://files.catbox.moe/h6m85n.jpg<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/8zsq5s.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/nm0okn.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/q5tdf4.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/35w1g3.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/pduzv9.webp<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Funny moreau memes: https://files.catbox.moe/0pd3oo.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/5fzxom.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/4x1x7x.mp4<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/z83qxo.png<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zto8qk.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/s8wb4w.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/867db5.mp4<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/rjsv84.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zlbn30.webp<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ylefsj.gif<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/io7h6u.mp3<br /> <br /> https://drive.google.com/file/d/159HlG6PJemTKH17aiKh31MO6ZZdzUyEs/view<br /> <br /> ---</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Naxinet&diff=1943968 2026-01-28T02:10:45Z

<p>Omari81: /* Dox */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Aspie}}<br /> {{SickFuck}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Naxinet.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Naxinet'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Hitler|April 20]], 2007 ({{Age|2007|4|20}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|FNF modding, being a retard, swatting people}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:Malcolm William Moreau.png|thumb|This is your guy.]]<br /> '''NAXINET''' ([[Powerword]]: Malcolm [[William Atchison|William]] [[LOL WUT|Moreau]]) (aka Skumz, Zephinia, Naxi) is an FNFpedo [[edgelord]] notable for making the best things to ever grace the [[Friday Night Funkin']] modding community: FNF Gore Mods! Featuring some of our favorite [[an heroes]] such as [[Ronnie McNutt]], [[Shuaiby]], [[Budd Dwyer]], and more! Truly coveted gems in the FNF modding community, but don't be too quick to applaud him now, because this guy is actually a massive creep behind the scenes and a professional doxer of children.<br /> <br /> According to NAXINET's former best friend, NAXI made these FNF songs [[Butthurt|to get revenge on the Internet]] for making fun of him for wanting to be a [[MTF|transgender woman]].<br /> <br /> ==Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'==<br /> [[File:Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> Naxinet made ''Thursday Night Shotgunnin' '' in 2023, an FNF mod featuring [[Ronnie McNutt]], but later changed the mod's name to ''Monday Mornin' [[LiveLeak|Live Leakin']] '' as he expanded the franchise to include more levels involving more an heroes, [[mass shooter]]s and [[cancer]] victims.<br /> {{Lulzgames|title=Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'}}<br /> The full list of characters include:<br /> #[[Ronnie McNutt]]<br /> #[[Shuaiby|Shuaib Aslam]]<br /> #[[Gleb Korablev]]<br /> #[[Rorochan]]<br /> #[[Audrey Hale]]<br /> #[[Audrey Hale#People killed|William Kinney]]<br /> #[[Budd Dwyer]]<br /> #[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br /> #[[Roblox|Erik Cassel]]<br /> #[[Minecraft|Technoblade]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;z5oxIIwZQXM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;5VbZvUEwXbs&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> MMLL Ronnie.png<br /> MMLL Shuaiby.jpeg<br /> MMLL Shuaiby 2.jpeg<br /> MMLL Rorochan.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Rayez drama==<br /> In December 2022, some [[16-year old girl]] made a [[YouTube]] video about Naxinet, which Naxinet thought was &quot;milking him for views&quot;, but in reality [[Truth|he's just an insecure faggot]]. One of Rayez friends, who always does it for the lulz, decided to leak personal information to Naxinet so he could dox and [[SWAT]] her. Rayez, having her YT account hacked as well, created another account only for it to be discovered by Naxinet again, who in desperate fear of having his [[e-go]] tramped upon by some kid, planned on swatting her again for &quot;not learning her lesson&quot;, [[personal army|and even encouraged his fans to swat her as well]]. A while later, NAXI made a deal with her that he wouldn't swat her again if she made a racist video towards [[African American|Basketball Americans]],{{Sauce}} which she ended up doing out of fear.<br /> <br /> The trolling did not end there though, as Naxi and his goons still harassed her over [[Discord]] and extorted her into sending over fifty [[jailbait|NSFW videos and photos]] of herself, [[NEET|not showering]], and a lot of other things. I don't feel like watching the interview for details on the pictures that were sent, but if anybody's got more info then add it.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LW6RNB64eHs&lt;/youtube&gt;'''Naxinet SWATTED her over this video.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;y-4Iyld9Mjs&lt;/youtube&gt;'''Interview between her and a FNF drama commentator.<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Dox==<br /> {{story|{{:Doxbin/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED}}}}<br /> <br /> ==Payback==<br /> [[File:Malcolm Moreau and Brenna Pallum.mp4|thumb|Naxi at the mall with his girlfriend, Brenna Pallum, in September 2023. One of the many videos within the archive.]]<br /> Naxi is once quoted one year prior as saying he could never possibly get doxed, but he is a fucking idiot for thinking that, as that finally happened to him April 27, 2024. Online trolls had fun sending him 15 pizzas, 3 psychologists, and an ice cream truck to his house. On April 30, 2024, they decided to up their antics and finally get him SWATED as well. On July 26, 2024, it happened again and police were told that he had hostages, prompting [[Fake News|News sources]] to cover the incident.<br /> <br /> Additionally, [https://www.youtube.com/@CMBGAMER2018TV two] [https://www.youtube.com/@Naxinetisfryed low-lifes] would leak over a thousand files related to Naxi IRL, including photos, videos, memes, Discord calls, and swatting audio. You can download it all [https://archive.org/details/bohannons-naxinet-archive_202409 here].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AbulUpnhj6o&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ZaAUArB4A1I&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hxPYI06yGWM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Shadman]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{fandomlink|youtube|NAXINET|Wikitubia article}}<br /> *[https://doxbin.com/upload/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED Doxbin]<br /> *[https://en.namu.wiki/w/Friday%20Night%20Funkin'/%EB%AA%A8%EB%93%9C/Monday%20Morning%20Live%20Leakin' Whatever this is]<br /> *{{archiveorg|monday-morning-live-leakin|Monday Morning Live Leakin' (download)}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Portals|gaming|trolls}}<br /> {{childabuseseries}}<br /> [[Category:Doxed Individuals]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Doxbin/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED&diff=1943967 2026-01-28T02:10:01Z

<p>Omari81: Created page with &quot;&quot;people, people keep thing like, they&#039;re gonna be special, they can doxx me. But nobody can. Not a single soul on this earth can doxx m- well, that&#039;s a lie. Except for, my my- fucking people I know in real life. *inhales* I could get doxxed at any moment, My main concern is getting swatted. They get a report someone has a bomb. They can swat me at any- AAAAAAAAAAA&quot; April 27, 2024. Halo Skies Naxinet Doxx Get fucked loser lol Dauntless Degeneracy: The Downfall of Naxi...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;people, people keep thing like, they're gonna be special, they can doxx me. But nobody can. Not a single soul on this earth can doxx m- <br /> well, that's a lie. Except for, my my- fucking people I know in real life. *inhales* I could get doxxed at any moment, <br /> My main concern is getting swatted. They get a report someone has a bomb. They can swat me at any- AAAAAAAAAAA&quot;<br /> <br /> April 27, 2024.<br /> Halo Skies<br /> Naxinet Doxx<br /> Get fucked loser lol<br /> <br /> Dauntless Degeneracy: The Downfall of Naxinet<br /> <br /> Hello everyone, welcome to the sad demise of Naxinet (Now rebranded as Zephinia) aka Malcolm William Moreau. For those who don’t know who he is, he is the creator of a popular friday night funkin’ mod called Monday Morning Live Leakin’. <br /> The mod contains graphic images and depictions of dead people. The players in the mod are based on real-life people who had either committed suicide, got shot or have been seen on popular gore videos on the now deleted website called LiveLeak.<br /> A short list of characters include Ronnie Mcnutt, Shuaiby Aslam, Rorochan_1999, 1444 and Audrey Hale. At the end of every song, he would recreate their deaths and even had the audacity to add 911 calls from their loved ones as samples into the songs.<br /> The menu screen of the game also has graphic gore images of their real life dead bodies.<br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Personal Life:<br /> <br /> It's no surprise that for someone as degenerate as Malcolm to be living a normal life, but his backstory is something you wouldn't expect. <br /> At the age of 12, he came out as a transgender woman to his family and they immediately supported him. This made him feel comfortable with his new gender identity since he never truly felt like he was a man. <br /> Until all of that changed when he discovered the Friday Night Funkin' Modding Community; who all bullied him for wanting to be a girl. This pushed Moreau to create Monday Morning Live Leakin' 4 years later.<br /> Since he was openly harrassed online, he found comfort in harassing his transgender sister for being who she was. This created tension among the two and eventually led to &quot;family issues.&quot;<br /> <br /> Despite this, he currently lives in his family’s basement, is extremely obese and can be best described as a racist, homophobic, transphobe. His biggest insecurity is his weight even though he does nothing about it LOL. Contributing factors to his obesity comes from two things: his eating habits and the fake carts he would smoke using his monitored chequing account.<br /> His mom (Jessica Turner-Moreau) runs a porn account where she shows off her 36DD tits to any underage kid who happens to get her on their feed (something he feels VERY uncomfortable about.) <br /> Little is known about his father (Mark Moreau) but we can best assume he’s never there. <br /> His grandma however, Barbara Turner, posted a lot of pictures of Moreau's early years. The account is gone but here's some archived images:<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/eq9c79.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/mpk7en.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/dkqv2v.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/onkb54.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/e58k3a.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/7l051w.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ir0l67.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/g3pk4n.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h24jd1.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/k7y4d2.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/929ajf.jpg<br /> <br /> After school, Moreau spends his evenings jerking off under the sheets and peeing in the small drain he has in his room. <br /> In his natural habitat, the wild creature would do minecraft and roblox live streams before cuddling his bfdi plushie when he goes to bed. <br /> His two online friends consist of a fan who got r*ped at a christian camp and also posts his SH on twitter (Lawlkat aka cliffton malcolm casey) and the other has a dead mom (Toadstols aka adrian love)<br /> <br /> Moreau is currently dating a they/them in real life named Brenna Pallum. They both go to the same school and she is aware of Moreau's gore mod and does nothing about it. <br /> Ironically, she also makes edgy 9/11 jokes and listens to green day. <br /> According to her instagram, she is the top in the relationship as malcolm can be seen cuddling with her when they're both sleeping. <br /> Proof:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/kvvmoi.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wimh99.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/xow0g2.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wl6teg.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h027g9.png<br /> <br /> her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarchist_cun.t/ &lt;- privated<br /> art instagram: https://www.instagram.com/artstagram179/ &lt;- privated<br /> Dream SMP Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@its_not_brenna?_t=8lybJmoCRe3&amp;_r=1<br /> Main tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brenna_pallum_sucks<br /> <br /> archive posts:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/6q8vhd.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/uf8e9x.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h5qn18.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/9wnqer.webp<br /> <br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Cyberbullying:<br /> <br /> With the FNF mod's success it brought in others who were against the game to voice their opinions about it. One 14 year old named Rayez (Ray-yes) was one of many people to make a video on Malcolm. <br /> The video somehow angered him and his fans so they spammed hate comments and death threats under the video. She eventually made an apology but then a fan hacked her channel and said she can have it back if she posted nude photos of herself. <br /> There’s a video that covers the entire situation if you are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXwPs5Y4HMo (Malcolm harassing Rayez on twitter: https://twitter.com/Naxi_Net/status/1669842950044385282)<br /> <br /> Alleged Pedophile?<br /> Naxi could potentially be a pedophile. <br /> However there isn't enough evidence to back up these claims. I haven't been able to get names of victims either.<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Name: Malcolm William Moreau<br /> Age: 17<br /> DOB: 4/20/07<br /> Address:<br /> 1360 12th Ave South, Fargo, ND 58103, USA<br /> https://www.google.com/maps/place/1360+12th+Ave+S,+Fargo,+ND+58103,+USA/@46.8623355,-96.8012131<br /> Phone Number: +1 701 809 8302<br /> School:<br /> 1840 15th Ave S, Fargo, ND 58103, United States<br /> Face:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/9liwmm.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/11bt13.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/yn0hyw.mp4<br /> <br /> His main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephinia &lt;- deleted<br /> Alt channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephiniaalt &lt;- deleted<br /> Second channel: https://www.youtube.com/@naxinet &lt;- deleted<br /> Twitter: https://twitter.com/naxi_net?lang=en<br /> Alt Twitter: https://twitter.com/zephiniafag<br /> His facebook account:<br /> https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076604613301<br /> Old discord tag: zephinia<br /> New discord: zephiniawashere (NEW!!)<br /> instagram:<br /> https://www.instagram.com/mxlcolmmm/ &lt;- privated<br /> Snapchat:<br /> biggie.malc (most active)<br /> malcywalcy420 (old user)<br /> bigwillymally (old user)<br /> <br /> —--<br /> His mother:<br /> <br /> Name: Jessica Turner-Moreau<br /> Age: 64<br /> DOB: 05/21/60<br /> Phone Number: https://files.catbox.moe/1j89b6.webp<br /> <br /> Twitter (There’s porn on it):<br /> https://twitter.com/jesscreatesit &lt;- privated<br /> Archive tweets:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h6m85n.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/8zsq5s.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/nm0okn.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/q5tdf4.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/35w1g3.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/pduzv9.webp<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Funny moreau memes:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/0pd3oo.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/5fzxom.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/4x1x7x.mp4<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/z83qxo.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zto8qk.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/s8wb4w.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/867db5.mp4<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/rjsv84.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zlbn30.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ylefsj.gif<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/io7h6u.mp3<br /> https://drive.google.com/file/d/159HlG6PJemTKH17aiKh31MO6ZZdzUyEs/view<br /> <br /> ---</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Naxinet&diff=1943963 2026-01-28T02:07:02Z

<p>Omari81: /* Payback */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Aspie}}<br /> {{SickFuck}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Naxinet.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Naxinet'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Hitler|April 20]], 2007 ({{Age|2007|4|20}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|FNF modding, being a retard, swatting people}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:Malcolm William Moreau.png|thumb|This is your guy.]]<br /> '''NAXINET''' ([[Powerword]]: Malcolm [[William Atchison|William]] [[LOL WUT|Moreau]]) (aka Skumz, Zephinia, Naxi) is an FNFpedo [[edgelord]] notable for making the best things to ever grace the [[Friday Night Funkin']] modding community: FNF Gore Mods! Featuring some of our favorite [[an heroes]] such as [[Ronnie McNutt]], [[Shuaiby]], [[Budd Dwyer]], and more! Truly coveted gems in the FNF modding community, but don't be too quick to applaud him now, because this guy is actually a massive creep behind the scenes and a professional doxer of children.<br /> <br /> According to NAXINET's former best friend, NAXI made these FNF songs [[Butthurt|to get revenge on the Internet]] for making fun of him for wanting to be a [[MTF|transgender woman]].<br /> <br /> ==Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'==<br /> [[File:Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> Naxinet made ''Thursday Night Shotgunnin' '' in 2023, an FNF mod featuring [[Ronnie McNutt]], but later changed the mod's name to ''Monday Mornin' [[LiveLeak|Live Leakin']] '' as he expanded the franchise to include more levels involving more an heroes, [[mass shooter]]s and [[cancer]] victims.<br /> {{Lulzgames|title=Monday Mornin' Live Leakin'}}<br /> The full list of characters include:<br /> #[[Ronnie McNutt]]<br /> #[[Shuaiby|Shuaib Aslam]]<br /> #[[Gleb Korablev]]<br /> #[[Rorochan]]<br /> #[[Audrey Hale]]<br /> #[[Audrey Hale#People killed|William Kinney]]<br /> #[[Budd Dwyer]]<br /> #[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br /> #[[Roblox|Erik Cassel]]<br /> #[[Minecraft|Technoblade]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;z5oxIIwZQXM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;5VbZvUEwXbs&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> MMLL Ronnie.png<br /> MMLL Shuaiby.jpeg<br /> MMLL Shuaiby 2.jpeg<br /> MMLL Rorochan.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Rayez drama==<br /> In December 2022, some [[16-year old girl]] made a [[YouTube]] video about Naxinet, which Naxinet thought was &quot;milking him for views&quot;, but in reality [[Truth|he's just an insecure faggot]]. One of Rayez friends, who always does it for the lulz, decided to leak personal information to Naxinet so he could dox and [[SWAT]] her. Rayez, having her YT account hacked as well, created another account only for it to be discovered by Naxinet again, who in desperate fear of having his [[e-go]] tramped upon by some kid, planned on swatting her again for &quot;not learning her lesson&quot;, [[personal army|and even encouraged his fans to swat her as well]]. A while later, NAXI made a deal with her that he wouldn't swat her again if she made a racist video towards [[African American|Basketball Americans]],{{Sauce}} which she ended up doing out of fear.<br /> <br /> The trolling did not end there though, as Naxi and his goons still harassed her over [[Discord]] and extorted her into sending over fifty [[jailbait|NSFW videos and photos]] of herself, [[NEET|not showering]], and a lot of other things. I don't feel like watching the interview for details on the pictures that were sent, but if anybody's got more info then add it.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LW6RNB64eHs&lt;/youtube&gt;'''Naxinet SWATTED her over this video.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;y-4Iyld9Mjs&lt;/youtube&gt;'''Interview between her and a FNF drama commentator.<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Dox==<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &quot;people, people keep thing like, they're gonna be special, they can doxx me. But nobody can. Not a single soul on this earth can doxx m- <br /> well, that's a lie. Except for, my my- fucking people I know in real life. *inhales* I could get doxxed at any moment, <br /> My main concern is getting swatted. They get a report someone has a bomb. They can swat me at any- AAAAAAAAAAA&quot;<br /> <br /> April 27, 2024.<br /> Halo Skies<br /> Naxinet Doxx<br /> Get fucked loser lol<br /> <br /> Dauntless Degeneracy: The Downfall of Naxinet<br /> <br /> Hello everyone, welcome to the sad demise of Naxinet (Now rebranded as Zephinia) aka Malcolm William Moreau. For those who don’t know who he is, he is the creator of a popular friday night funkin’ mod called Monday Morning Live Leakin’. <br /> The mod contains graphic images and depictions of dead people. The players in the mod are based on real-life people who had either committed suicide, got shot or have been seen on popular gore videos on the now deleted website called LiveLeak.<br /> A short list of characters include Ronnie Mcnutt, Shuaiby Aslam, Rorochan_1999, 1444 and Audrey Hale. At the end of every song, he would recreate their deaths and even had the audacity to add 911 calls from their loved ones as samples into the songs.<br /> The menu screen of the game also has graphic gore images of their real life dead bodies.<br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Personal Life:<br /> <br /> It's no surprise that for someone as degenerate as Malcolm to be living a normal life, but his backstory is something you wouldn't expect. <br /> At the age of 12, he came out as a transgender woman to his family and they immediately supported him. This made him feel comfortable with his new gender identity since he never truly felt like he was a man. <br /> Until all of that changed when he discovered the Friday Night Funkin' Modding Community; who all bullied him for wanting to be a girl. This pushed Moreau to create Monday Morning Live Leakin' 4 years later.<br /> Since he was openly harrassed online, he found comfort in harassing his transgender sister for being who she was. This created tension among the two and eventually led to &quot;family issues.&quot;<br /> <br /> Despite this, he currently lives in his family’s basement, is extremely obese and can be best described as a racist, homophobic, transphobe. His biggest insecurity is his weight even though he does nothing about it LOL. Contributing factors to his obesity comes from two things: his eating habits and the fake carts he would smoke using his monitored chequing account.<br /> His mom (Jessica Turner-Moreau) runs a porn account where she shows off her 36DD tits to any underage kid who happens to get her on their feed (something he feels VERY uncomfortable about.) <br /> Little is known about his father (Mark Moreau) but we can best assume he’s never there. <br /> His grandma however, Barbara Turner, posted a lot of pictures of Moreau's early years. The account is gone but here's some archived images:<br /> <br /> https://files.catbox.moe/eq9c79.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/mpk7en.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/dkqv2v.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/onkb54.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/e58k3a.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/7l051w.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ir0l67.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/g3pk4n.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h24jd1.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/k7y4d2.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/929ajf.jpg<br /> <br /> After school, Moreau spends his evenings jerking off under the sheets and peeing in the small drain he has in his room. <br /> In his natural habitat, the wild creature would do minecraft and roblox live streams before cuddling his bfdi plushie when he goes to bed. <br /> His two online friends consist of a fan who got r*ped at a christian camp and also posts his SH on twitter (Lawlkat aka cliffton malcolm casey) and the other has a dead mom (Toadstols aka adrian love)<br /> <br /> Moreau is currently dating a they/them in real life named Brenna Pallum. They both go to the same school and she is aware of Moreau's gore mod and does nothing about it. <br /> Ironically, she also makes edgy 9/11 jokes and listens to green day. <br /> According to her instagram, she is the top in the relationship as malcolm can be seen cuddling with her when they're both sleeping. <br /> Proof:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/kvvmoi.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wimh99.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/xow0g2.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/wl6teg.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h027g9.png<br /> <br /> her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarchist_cun.t/ &lt;- privated<br /> art instagram: https://www.instagram.com/artstagram179/ &lt;- privated<br /> Dream SMP Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@its_not_brenna?_t=8lybJmoCRe3&amp;_r=1<br /> Main tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brenna_pallum_sucks<br /> <br /> archive posts:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/6q8vhd.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/uf8e9x.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h5qn18.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/9wnqer.webp<br /> <br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Cyberbullying:<br /> <br /> With the FNF mod's success it brought in others who were against the game to voice their opinions about it. One 14 year old named Rayez (Ray-yes) was one of many people to make a video on Malcolm. <br /> The video somehow angered him and his fans so they spammed hate comments and death threats under the video. She eventually made an apology but then a fan hacked her channel and said she can have it back if she posted nude photos of herself. <br /> There’s a video that covers the entire situation if you are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXwPs5Y4HMo (Malcolm harassing Rayez on twitter: https://twitter.com/Naxi_Net/status/1669842950044385282)<br /> <br /> Alleged Pedophile?<br /> Naxi could potentially be a pedophile. <br /> However there isn't enough evidence to back up these claims. I haven't been able to get names of victims either.<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Name: Malcolm William Moreau<br /> Age: 17<br /> DOB: 4/20/07<br /> Address:<br /> 1360 12th Ave South, Fargo, ND 58103, USA<br /> https://www.google.com/maps/place/1360+12th+Ave+S,+Fargo,+ND+58103,+USA/@46.8623355,-96.8012131<br /> Phone Number: +1 701 809 8302<br /> School:<br /> 1840 15th Ave S, Fargo, ND 58103, United States<br /> Face:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/9liwmm.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/11bt13.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/yn0hyw.mp4<br /> <br /> His main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephinia &lt;- deleted<br /> Alt channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zephiniaalt &lt;- deleted<br /> Second channel: https://www.youtube.com/@naxinet &lt;- deleted<br /> Twitter: https://twitter.com/naxi_net?lang=en<br /> Alt Twitter: https://twitter.com/zephiniafag<br /> His facebook account:<br /> https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076604613301<br /> Old discord tag: zephinia<br /> New discord: zephiniawashere (NEW!!)<br /> instagram:<br /> https://www.instagram.com/mxlcolmmm/ &lt;- privated<br /> Snapchat:<br /> biggie.malc (most active)<br /> malcywalcy420 (old user)<br /> bigwillymally (old user)<br /> <br /> —--<br /> His mother:<br /> <br /> Name: Jessica Turner-Moreau<br /> Age: 64<br /> DOB: 05/21/60<br /> Phone Number: https://files.catbox.moe/1j89b6.webp<br /> <br /> Twitter (There’s porn on it):<br /> https://twitter.com/jesscreatesit &lt;- privated<br /> Archive tweets:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/h6m85n.jpg<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/8zsq5s.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/nm0okn.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/q5tdf4.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/35w1g3.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/pduzv9.webp<br /> <br /> —--<br /> <br /> Funny moreau memes:<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/0pd3oo.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/5fzxom.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/4x1x7x.mp4<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/z83qxo.png<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zto8qk.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/s8wb4w.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/867db5.mp4<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/rjsv84.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/zlbn30.webp<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/ylefsj.gif<br /> https://files.catbox.moe/io7h6u.mp3<br /> https://drive.google.com/file/d/159HlG6PJemTKH17aiKh31MO6ZZdzUyEs/view<br /> <br /> ---<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> ==Payback==<br /> [[File:Malcolm Moreau and Brenna Pallum.mp4|thumb|Naxi at the mall with his girlfriend, Brenna Pallum, in September 2023. One of the many videos within the archive.]]<br /> Naxi is once quoted one year prior as saying he could never possibly get doxed, but he is a fucking idiot for thinking that, as that finally happened to him April 27, 2024. Online trolls had fun sending him 15 pizzas, 3 psychologists, and an ice cream truck to his house. On April 30, 2024, they decided to up their antics and finally get him SWATED as well. On July 26, 2024, it happened again and police were told that he had hostages, prompting [[Fake News|News sources]] to cover the incident.<br /> <br /> Additionally, [https://www.youtube.com/@CMBGAMER2018TV two] [https://www.youtube.com/@Naxinetisfryed low-lifes] would leak over a thousand files related to Naxi IRL, including photos, videos, memes, Discord calls, and swatting audio. You can download it all [https://archive.org/details/bohannons-naxinet-archive_202409 here].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AbulUpnhj6o&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ZaAUArB4A1I&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hxPYI06yGWM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> |border=white|background=white}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Shadman]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{fandomlink|youtube|NAXINET|Wikitubia article}}<br /> *[https://doxbin.com/upload/FNFMODDERNAXINETDOXXED Doxbin]<br /> *[https://en.namu.wiki/w/Friday%20Night%20Funkin'/%EB%AA%A8%EB%93%9C/Monday%20Morning%20Live%20Leakin' Whatever this is]<br /> *{{archiveorg|monday-morning-live-leakin|Monday Morning Live Leakin' (download)}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Portals|gaming|trolls}}<br /> {{childabuseseries}}<br /> [[Category:Doxed Individuals]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943932 2026-01-27T20:41:24Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and do something about it. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope, where his target would be. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he always wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Randy Stair|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943931 2026-01-27T20:39:43Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and do something about it. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. <br /> <br /> On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could break up with Lance, move out of his home, and cut ties with him. He could seek therapy, become the electrician he wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much live a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Randy Stair|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943930 2026-01-27T20:36:45Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much destroyed himself because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and move out or get him help. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could move out of Lance's home and cut ties with him, seek therapy, become the electrician he wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much have a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Randy Stair|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943929 2026-01-27T20:35:58Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and move out or get him help. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. He could move out of Lance's home and cut ties with him, seek therapy, become the electrician he wanted to be, get married and have kids, and pretty much have a normal life. But then, Charlie started talking about [[Randy Stair|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided that spending the rest of his life rotting in a prison cell until he was executed by the state was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943928 2026-01-27T20:30:19Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and move out or get him help. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. Then, Charlie started talking about [[Randy Stair|trannies]] [[Robin Westman|who]] [[Salvador Ramos|shoot up]] [[Audrey Hale|schools]], and that's when Tyler decided this was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943927 2026-01-27T20:22:33Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and move out or get him help. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely asked himself if he should even go through with it. Then, Charlie started talking about trannies who shoot up schools, and that's when Tyler decided this was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943926 2026-01-27T20:20:07Z

<p>Omari81: /* Lance Twiggs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. Most of the info we know about this guy came from [https://archive.ph/jjWMf someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years]. As a teenager, Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and move out or get him help. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely thought to himself if he should even go through with it. Then, Charlie started talking about trannies who shoot up schools, and that's when Tyler decided this was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943925 2026-01-27T20:16:19Z

<p>Omari81: /* Charlie Kirk Assassination */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], whose family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. [https://archive.ph/jjWMf According to someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years], Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to believe Lance was a psychotic individual and move out or get him help. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely thought to himself if he should even go through with it. Then, Charlie started talking about trannies who shoot up schools, and that's when Tyler decided this was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943880 2026-01-27T08:40:11Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], who's family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. [https://archive.ph/jjWMf According to someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years], Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to admit Lance was a psychotic individual. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely thought to himself if he should even go through with it. Then, Charlie started talking about trannies who shoot up schools, and that's when Tyler decided this was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4aF9J1BoL9Q&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;This video basically shows that we know more about Tyler than the [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|kid who shot Trump]].<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

Omari81 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tyler_Robinson&diff=1943879 2026-01-27T08:32:45Z

<p>Omari81: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}<br /> {{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually trying to give him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}<br /> {{conspiracy}}<br /> {{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Almost, allegedly considered it during the manhunt for his arrest}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Motive'''|Crime of passion &lt;br&gt; [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &lt;br&gt; Folie à deux &lt;br&gt; Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty &lt;br&gt; [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> '''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation had been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of [[hypocrites]] and violent buffoons. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. Tyler's gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress.<br /> <br /> In the never-ending chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], a 16-year-old [[Natalie Rupnow simp]] who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Two weeks later, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], [[Texas]].<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> Tyler was born in 2003 in [[Washington]], [[Utah]] to a family of [[Mormons]]. He attended Riverside Elementary School from 2008 to 2013, and graduated Pine View High School in 2021. He entered Utah State University after high school but dropped out after one semester, where he began attending Dixie Technical College to become an electrician. He frequently went on vacation with his family. [[Bitch]] had a good life and yet he threw it all away because he felt someone was a threat to his precious [[tranny]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ksbyz-LV11Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lance Twiggs==<br /> [[File:Lance Twiggs Fag.jpg|thumb|[[Faggot]].]]<br /> Presumably during [[Covid-19]], Tyler met Lance Twiggs on [[Discord]], who's family also consisted of Mormons. Lance graduated Dixie Success Academy in 2022. [https://archive.ph/jjWMf According to someone that knew both Tyler and Lance for at least six years], Lance frequently used drugs and alcohol, and was severely mentally ill. He was kicked out of his family's home at age 17 [[Smart|because he didn't want to be a Mormon]]. Lance's grandfather, Jerry D. Twiggs, owned an apartment where he stayed after he was kicked out. In 2024, Tyler moved in with Lance. Lance proceeded to ruin Tyler's mental state by subjecting him to one [[Anger|nuclear meltdown]] after another. It's a real mental illness called Folie à deux if ya wanna look it up. Despite this, the two were in a [[faggot]] relationship, and the two would [[sex|fuck]] in Tyler's room loud enough so everyone else could hear. '''[https://dd4ra45baspvq0.archive.ph/jjWMf/d50a08d569ae7dff9887c9381c26b63a29c01fb6.webp Yes really.]'''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;aTgRMP2wiSA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Charlie Kirk Assassination==<br /> [[File:TylerRobinsonAward.jpg|thumb|Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]]<br /> After living with Lance for nearly two years, Tyler's mental state had basically been thrown out the window. He had pretty much ruined it because he refused to admit Lance was a psychotic individual. He began having violent thoughts related to political figures that Lance would rant about. Upon hearing that Charlie Kirk was visiting a university only three hours away, Tyler decided he would [[murder|take action]]. On September 10, 2025, Tyler drove to Utah Valley University with his grandfather's Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope. Upon climbing onto a roof only 142 yards away from Charlie, he likely thought to himself if he should even go through with it. Then, Charlie started talking about trannies who shoot up schools, and that's when Tyler decided this was his destiny. <br /> <br /> ===Prior Suspects===<br /> Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged [[Randroid]] boomer named '''George [[Invader Zim|Zinn]]'''{{Girllover}} immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including [[9/11]], the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], [[wikipedia:George_Zinn|and even the Civil War]]. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn] because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.<br /> <br /> ===Arrest===<br /> {{twitter|FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760|The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him.}} Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to [[An Hero|end it]]. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.<br /> <br /> In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking [[MAGA]] Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of [[alt-right]] [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for &quot;not being right-wing enough&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;z0PIIfjXmzY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;60%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:TylerRobinsonRifle.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *A gun so old it's untraceable due to lacking serial numbers. &lt;br&gt; '''40~55 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:ATS Ghost Pro.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Took ages for police to catch up to him. &lt;br&gt; '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Spell''': Homo Rainbow of Doom<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against straggots. &lt;br&gt; AIDS resistance halved.'''<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:<br /> <br /> * *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]<br /> * Hey fascist! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]<br /> * [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]<br /> * If you read this, you are gay lmao<br /> <br /> [[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &quot;OwO what's this?&quot; being the one to strike his neck]].<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&lt;br&gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&lt;br&gt;{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|-5 more for being cringe.}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|4}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Frame|<br /> {{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mER1XgSTBiI&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Hear the governor say &quot;notices bulge&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;CTC0tjrA78c&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Former classmate describes him as a &quot;[[Reddit]] kid&quot;.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkfKRge2DWE&lt;/youtube&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;Putting the craftin' in Craftin247<br /> |[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|560px|center]]'''Tyler's mom's entire Facebook'''<br /> }}<br /> |border=#201f3a|background=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|TylerRobinson-Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &quot;break&quot; the gallery --&gt;<br /> File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.<br /> File:Counting or not counting gang violence.gif|Dude, you missed his ear. [[Fuck You|Not cool, man]].<br /> File:Knot shot.png|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.<br /> File:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg<br /> File:Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&gt;<br /> File:Lance Twiggs Yearbook Photo.jpg|Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?!<br /> File:Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|Yeah, he did.<br /> File:Loona Helluva Boss.png|No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from [[Helluva Boss]].<br /> File:Tyler James Robinson September 16.jpg|This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged [[Old people|5 years]].<br /> File:Totally real Tyler James Robinson messages.jpeg|[[Trust]] the government! [[Lie|They tell the truth!]]<br /> File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Aw, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} missed!<br /> *{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Ugh, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.<br /> *{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - Actually got his target.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/379641/charlie-kirk-dead-after-being-assasinated|Moar info from}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br /> *{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}<br /> *{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}<br /> *[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}<br /> *[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)<br /> *[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account<br /> *[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|truth|gay|furries|socialjustice}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Serious}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{Dying alone}}<br /> {{Education}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:IRL Shit]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now December 11 &amp; 12, [[2025]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Krampus]]}}</div>

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