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Just making it to 1500 edits
Or... Am I? I'm doing a lot of Gay shit.

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2025-07-09T00:14:08Z

Number9999999:

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Just making it to 1500 edits
Or... Am I?
Yeah, I am lol

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2025-07-09T00:13:51Z

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Just making it to 1500 edits
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Just making it to 1500 edits

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2025-07-09T00:12:40Z

Number9999999: Goodbye... for now

I give this account up now and forever.

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2025-07-08T16:20:01Z

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User talk:Number9999999

2025-07-08T16:10:56Z

Number9999999: Thanks for all the support.

I think you're taking the edgy troll website way too seriously. This is definitely not the site to be stressing over lol. We've ALL had our retard moments with ED.

For what it's worth, my unfinished [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|Crocus article]] has gotta be the biggest pile of shit I've ever made on this wiki. I mean it's so bad I don't even want to look at it. I can't believe almost 3,000 people actually read that garbage fire of an article LOL. It's completely unfinished and it's probably never going to get done but whatever. And then that incident I had with Meepsheep on [[User_talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|my talk page]]. Embarrassing AF!!! I'm sure everybody on this site has seen it by now. He literally banned somebody else while we were going back and forth and I seriously thought I was next. Was fighting for my life pretty much, and made myself look like a retard in the process XD

But honestly none of that stuff really matters because this is literally Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's all just for fun. Soooo don't take it to hard my dude. That's all I really got to say. Hope it helps. :]

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:09, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

== Yeah, but I still feel stressed, even if our job is mainly satire. ==

Personal things happened to me a bit ago, and ever since, I've deleted a lot of my accounts on other sites because I don't want to be embarrassing in any regard, and I'm worried especially here because I don't want people to think I'm another [[AlGore]] or anything, and not being able to take a lot of this back has really fried my brain lately, and I've even thought that what I've said here means that I have to commit suicide and I can't be redeemed. I do appreciate the kind words.

[[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]] ([[User talk:Number9999999|talk]]) 03:27, 8 July 2025 (UTC)[[User:Number9999999]]

:Man, they're called blunder years and EVERYONE'S got them. I'm sure most of the oldfags who used to edit here years ago and have since moved on cringe when they think about their old ED days. Not just them, but the people ''being'' attacked in the articles have probably got it worse than anybody, with all their private info being exposed and stuff.

:But here's the thing: we ALL grow up eventually and it just becomes another one of those old memories where you laugh at the dumb things you used to do when you were a teenager. I'm sure one day when I'm like 30 or something I'll be rolling my eyes at the thought of me actually being obsessed with all this weird mass shooting stuff, but for now it's just something I do for fun, y'know?

:And nobody cares about who's the "next AlGore" is going to be. Literally Meepsheep called ME the next AlGore, bruh. They probably think all of us high score editors are going to be the next AlGore, but what can you really expect from people whose whole gimmick is creating internet drama?

:Besides, you think you're irredeemable, but I can assure you that I'm MUCH further down that hole that you are. SERIOUSLY, IT'S BAD 😭. But still, I've always had this dumb optimism that things ''will'' get better because we're both young with immature minds and I really do think that things will turn out okay when we finally do grow out of it. Maybe I'm naive but that's MUCH better than being completely hopeless, and it literally makes sense.

:Seriously, I really do think that you should try to ride out these years because they really are years of turmoil for everybody. But people who are struggling do try make it through and in the end they're always glad they did.

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:46, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

== Just another message ==

Hello there. I don't know you, but I'm a friend of Psychotic Dictatorship.

A lot of people say and do embarrassing things. A lot of people make insensitive jokes. A lot of people are interested in socially unacceptable topics. A lot of people say things that hurt other people. Everyone has their moments they can't take back.

You want to move on from your past and Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's okay. You are able to change. People aren't always stuck with their past selves, and writing about criminals here is far from "irredeemable". A lot of people are interested in true crime, and people don't think they'll become the next AlGore. I've seen people talk about their past "Nazi phases" after they've moved on, and people understand that doesn't make them Nazis forever. I don't know the people around you, but I don't think they'd want you to kill yourself over a website.

I think you should try to leave Encyclopedia Dramatica and not overthink it. In many cases, overthinking and overstressing only makes the situation worse. Instead of thinking about your past, think about the future and the person you want to be.

- '''[[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]]''' ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 04:59, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

== We are worried ==
I also want to advise you to leave the page for some days or weeks, as it's stressing you out and making you feel bad, man. I'm not telling you to leave because you think I'm a badass or shit, no! It's for your mental health and so you don't end up being the new OldDirtyBtard or worse... Like fucking AlGore. That shitty slogan that says "you'll always be part of Encyclopedia Dramatica and you'll be around forever", is just a joke from a 14-year-old. You have your ways to log out of the page and and live peacefully, without depressing. We aren't 14-year-old edgelords: We are your friends and are worried about you and other users, man. <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 14:59, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

== Thank you ==
I'm very grateful for the support I've received. After some consideration, I'm going to abandon this account and get myself a new one, as I had a password only meant for my browser to remember deleted, so if I ever get logged out, This account will be gone for good.

[[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]] ([[User talk:Number9999999|talk]]) 16:10, 8 July 2025 (UTC)[[User:Number9999999]]

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2025-07-08T14:41:42Z

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== Moving to new account ==
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I Will try and repair this page from the huge mental breakdown I suffered. I will be on this wiki less because I feel the current psychological condition I am in would make me a net negative for this website. I hope you all understand, God Bless.

== Moving to new account ==
I am considering wiping this page clean and redirecting it to a new account, as I do not have access to this account's password anymore, so if anything were to happen, I would permanently lose this account because I do not have an Email set up.

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The Goonlord

2025-07-08T13:51:40Z

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Thank you for your kind words.

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Injuns

2025-07-08T11:55:38Z

Number9999999: Lol no

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[[Image:Cleveland-indians-logo.jpg|thumb|What a typical Native American looks like.]]
[[Image:Pocahontas_stereotype.JPG|thumb|left|Typical native]]
[[File:NewMexicoFlag.jpg|thumb|Native American Flag.]]
[[Image:Custer's_Revenge.JPG|thumb|An Anglo settler (left) gently [[Custer's Revenge|confronts a thieving "Indian"]] who, having stolen his fencepost, is trying to hide it behind her back.]]
[[Image:homelessnative.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] Native.]]
[[Image:You gonna get scalped.jpg|thumb|ARROW [[Rush|RUSH]]!!! 10/12/1492. NEVAR FORGET!!!]]
[[Image:lolcherokee.jpg|thumb|Indians are destined to become [[Poor|giant green homeless people]].]]
[[Image:Never tell a nigger what he can't do.png|thumb|right|[[Nigger|A nigger]] proves an Injun [[wrong]].]]

Native Americans, '''thievin' redskins''', or simply "'''Injuns'''", as they like to be called, are red-skinned savages who happen to be the indigenous [[people]]s of [[America]]. Their spirits have been [[butthurt|crushed]] ever since. Most female Injuns become [[Pregnant Loli|Teenmommies]] by the age of 13. They also have an undying lust for Lysol to huff.

Native Americans are relatively untrollable due to widespread [[depression]] about their decimation. Either that or they're too fucked up on [[alcohol]] and don't respond. The Indian reservations don't sell [[alcohol]] on Sundays, so an alcohol substitute was created by diluting a bottle of cheap hairspray, usually the 99 cent Aqua Net, in a gallon of water. This beverage in known as "Ocean" or "Montana Gin." When you drink it it makes you want to pass out on the railroad tracks. This usually results in the consumer getting pwned by a freight train.

If you're in search of the noble red, normally you can find them at the beer vendor, spending their [[government]] checks while clutching to their crack babies, bitching about how they live on a reserve yet never make the effort to get a job. Native Americans are so niggerish that they were at the technological level of [[Africans]] by the time [[white people]] arrived. They worshiped the [[necrophilia|ground]] and the [[Sun]] and the [[animals]]. Today, most of their reservations are still like typical African villages, with levels of [[crime]] usually only seen in [[ghetto|black neighborhoods]]. Natives also have an instinctive desire to scalp and eat white people and members of another tribe. The few successful ones run casinos, or to put it more simply: steal [[money]] from [[nerds]] who hope to strike it rich. Today, most just depend on handouts from whitey. However, a lot have just said, "screw society" and live on the streets on a diet of [[drugs]] and booze, bought with handouts from "too-concerned-for-their-own-good" white people. As well as being fucking savages, incapable of running a functioning society, stealing money, and worshiping, well, [[everything]], Native Americans are also distinctive in being sunburned, [[banhammered]] .
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<center>''A typical native friday night.''</center>
==Slurs==

[[America]] has [[failed]] itself as a nation in coming up with a [[win]]ning epithet for the Native American, mainly due to [[troll's remorse]]. These failures include:
* American Indian
* Red man
* Squaw
* Neechee
*Aboriginiggers (aboriginals + niggers)
* Chief
* Savage
* [[India|Indian]]
* Cochese
* [[Handegg|Redskin]]
* Chug
* Glonnie
* Nate
* Kawish (for [[Canadian]] natives Innus, who come from Labrador, Newfoundland, Nunavut and all those shitty territories where nobody but them lives. They can be easily recognized as they are all [[Catholic]], [[fat]], and been smoking and sniffing gasoline-in-a-bag since the age of 5.)
* Wagon burner
* Johnner
* Bush [[lurk moar|lurker]]

==Native-Tribe-Speak Simplified for 'English'==

Throughout living the rough life in reserves and poor areas of the city, natives have developed their own version of English, not really English, not really Cree, but all around [[retarded]]. Here are some examples of their mystic language.

*'''Naii''': Often used in conjuncture with the word "Boyy" has no absolute use, other than to represent the two words "hey!" and "[[what]]?" at the same time. Cannot be pronounced without clicking your tongue in synchronization with saying the "N" sound in the word
*'''Shitfuck''': Natives usually combine swear words together to try and come off as more intense, but they only come off as more retarded.
*'''N'ah''': (Pronounced 'en-aw') What <s>drunken</s> [[Truth|(All Native American are ALWAYS drunk you dicknugget)]] Natives say when they [[awwright|agree]] with something
*'''[[Jesus]]fuck''': combining "Jesus Christ" and "Fuck" together for a double whammy of retardedness
*'''Err''': Often used in conjuncture with the words "Boyy", "Buddyy", and "Shitfuck." It basically means "[[Pain Series|gross]]" and is said when the native has a distaste for something.
*'''Ever Sick''': When a native usually has an extreme distaste for something
*'''Weenuk''': Has absolutely no fucking meaning whatsoever, sometimes used in combinations with "Shitfuck" and "McGluck"
*'''Laaaaa Dis Guy''': Said to someone who says something that is outrageous to Natives like "I'm going to look for a job tomorrow."
*'''[[Sandwich|Meegwich]]''': Means "thank you" even though saying "thank you" would make everyone's day less complicated.
*'''McGluck''': Doesn't have a meaning either
*'''Not evennnnn!''': Said when a "lie" is told, i.e. [[lie|they're cleaner than hobos and have attractive women]], [[amirite]]?
*'''[[LINK MAH BOIIIII|Ersch ma boi!]]''': Said to get the attention of another native.

==Red Man's Greed==

On the show ''[[South Park]]'', the creators showed how Native Americans are greedy and want to destroy whole towns to build super-highways directly to their [[casino]]s. The show [[redundant|showed]] the [[epic]] struggle of how the greedy Native Americans bought the land and then infected the entire town with blankets crawling with the [[SARS]] virus as a sort of 'peace offering.'

This takes place in all of [[North America]], where natives actually don't own anything other than a rag and a bottle of paint thinner. They leech off government cheques they receive on the first Wednesday of every month (AKA "Watcha doing tomorrow cousin? It's WellyWednsday"), destroying brand new houses made for them on the reserve and in the North End (which they hardly spend any time sleeping in due to the comfy nature of concrete steps outside of Denny's), and pawning off anything of value in the house for bottles of Stone Cold and Listerine or a can of Lysol. Remember; it's not a Native if they're not holding a paper bag of fire water or a giant bottle of Listerine or inhaling Lysol.

Natives also have the delusion that white people still owe them something even though they've been living off their tax dollars for [[at least 100]] years. In certain parts of [[Canada]], they make up for this by stealing mountain bikes, whining that they should be catered to at every turn, expecting everything for free. Canada gets the worst of this, where the government constantly sucks their cock with free money, land, jobs, businesses, not paying any taxes, and anything else they request on a whim, God help the government if they lose a few votes due to Injuns being mad about the idea they may have to be just like everyone else with no extra rights or privileges. They display [[butthurt|sympathy invoking]] commercials that say "Let The Healing Continue."

The worst case, however, is the wave of [[Mexican]] ''[[Spics|Indios]]'' who illegally enter the U.S., pop out a couple or [[moar]] (especially MOAR) anchor babies, and then live on American [[welfare]]. When confronted, they'll often say [[bullshit|they are the original peoples and therefore have the right to live '''ANYWHERE''' on the continent]]. When free shit is being thrown out, you know every Mexican is thinking "IM THURRR." Hence they've been flooding north of Ol' El Paso ranch for some free money and Listerine vouchers under the guise of "HEY IM A NORTHAN MEXICAN JUST LIKE THESE GUYS."

== Types Of Natives ==
* '''Listobums:''' Homeless natives that travel in groups of 3 or more, they drink [[poor|Listerine]] anywhere they damn please and in a very social fashion, the upside to their [[Paris Hilton|obnoxious drunken behavior]] is that they always have fresh breath and sometimes go blind for extra [[lulz]].
* '''Teenmommies:''' These red-tainted [[lolcows]] are easy to spot, always taking up your seat on the bus with their fucking Salvation Army baby strollers. They can't control their kids and they sure as hell can't control their [[vagina]]s either. Their favorite place to dwell is in front of Portage Place while [[smoking]] a [[cock|cig]], and not paying attention to their [[at least 100|multiple]] [[abortion|unwanted children]].
* '''Indian Posse:''' When the young male native grows dissatisfied with making an honest living, he takes to joining a [[gang]] and either robs [[white]] [[13 year old boy]]s of their allowances OR lurks in various parking lots looking for unlocked cars--once found he will set the car on [[fire]] and drive it off a cliff, becoming [[an hero]] ([[truth|do not leave your doors unlocked, or the natives will get it]]). Whether its claiming to be a [[fucktard|blood, crip, zigzag, or I.P.]], you can rest assured that in two years he'll be spending a brief stint in Stoney Mountain for carrying a concealed kitchen knife.
* '''12-year-old pot dealer:''' Always a product of a [[whore|teenmommy]] native. Constantly asking you at various inconvenient times if you want to buy some "[[weed|WEED]], COUSIN?," this native not only sells shake, he sells really [[DOING IT WRONG|bad]] shake. Only hanging out somewhere near his big brother, don't try to jack up this kid or he'll squeal away on his [[bike|BMX]] and come back with two 6-foot tall natives with failed attempts at [[Pikachu|Fu Manchu]] mustaches.
* '''[[Otherkin|Teen Werewolves]]:''' Ever since [[Twilight]] came out and all the [[16 year old girls]] started drooling over Taylor Lautner's abs, the more [[pussy]] redskin boys have started to rediscover the [[furfaggotry|ways]] of their [[oldfags|ancestors]] by donning neko ears and fox tails and declaring themselves teenage werewolves in a desperate attempt at getting some [[emo]] poontang.

==The Injuns of Listerine==
The Listerine Awards is an highly sought prize for the redskins, for the winner will get yearly "All you can drink" coupon from the line of Listerine products. We present you with some of the Injuns bestowed with the Listerine Award.
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==Native [[Rap]] Culture==
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As Natives are an unoriginal and an entirely pathetic race, they have taken to mooching off of other cultures, mainly black people, as they attempt to sing about their plights in a sad attempt at hip-hop and/or rap. They feel they can relate to the black fellas because black people rap about being poor, hating whitey, killing whores, and blaming whitey. Natives feel as thought being pathetic and living on "the Rez" compares to being black and living in Compton, thus instead of rap music about blacks complaining about their problems, we have Natives complaining about their problems. All of these attempts [[fail]] even more than the [[lame]] exploits of the [[Wigger]]folk.

However the only good example of this is [http://www.myspace.com/northendconnection11 The North End Connection], a group of Natives who sing about the rough times of living in the North End of Winnipeg, the city with the largest native population in the world (of Canada). They are composed of: Chief Thief, Lance, and some other random gas huffer.

[[PROTIP]]: RCMP is the Canadian national police, sort of like the [[FBI]], but also [[psychotic]] like the [[LAPD]] (in that they'll mow you down on [[horse]]back).

''North End Connections'' 
''The RCMP always chases me:'' 

''Once apon a time'' 
''it happened last week,'' 
''oh yeah....'' 

''(police sirens....)'' 

''You hear something?'' 
''ah fuck, Dammit!'' 
''fuckin busted again'' 
''...okay what did i do?'' 
''Whatever fuck!'' 
''The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,'' 
''Jesus Fuck!'' 

''The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,'' 
''and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;'' 
''like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-'' 

''-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee'' 
''i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,'' 
''Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!'' 

''I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name'' 
''drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same'' 
''im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench'' 
''Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.'' 

''The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!'' 

''The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!'' 

''The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!'' 

''The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.'' 

''Naiii Boy........'' 
 

Another example is the [[faggot|tryhard]] [[rap]] group called [http://www.myspace.com/winnipegsmost Winnipeg's Most]. This group is made up of a combination of [[Wiggers]] and Injuns thinking they are [[lie|the shit]] making all kinds of rap videos and posting them on youtube. Recently one of their videos [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAF3ypMS84] won [[wtf|Best Video of the Year]] at the [http://aboriginalpeopleschoice.com/home/Aboriginals People Choice Music Awards].

A perfect (pathetic) example of a native "rapper"

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==Prominent Native Americans==
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Image:Cher_sings.jpg|Cher - famous [[slut]]
Image:Villagepeople_record_cover.jpg|That Guy From The Village People - legendary [[faggot]]
Image:Nativehoboblow.jpg|Kneeling Buffalo getting sucked off by some gay fetishest
Image:Injun_joe.gif|Injun Joe - foe of Captain America
Image:Homelyindian.jpg|[[Larry]] the minty homebum (known to be able to chug 3 bottles of Listerine in under 10 minutes)
Image:Comics_geronimo_and_his_apache_murderers.jpg|Geronimo and his Apache [[Murder]]ers
Image:Jeff_weise_stoned.jpg|[[Jeff Weise]]
Image:Waddaskank.jpg|[[Phaedriel]], [[Wikipedia]]'s hottest [[Emo]] slut
Image:crying_indian2.jpg|Spectral photography analysis reveals the "crying indian" actually just had some [[spooge]] in his eye. Also, [[fact|the actor is actually Italian]].
Image:Pocahontas.jpg|Pocahontas (pronounced "Poke-a-hot-ass") had two different lovers.
Image:Sittingjugs.jpg|Sitting jugs
File:Nativeamericalolel.jpg
File:Nativeconfeds.jpg
File:Injunstoryfunny.jpg
File:Injunmilk.jpg|how injuns get they milk
</gallery></center>
 
<center>'''Rare footage of the conquest of the Americas'''</center>
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<center>'''This movie trailer is an accurate retelling of your average CHUGLIFE '''</center>
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==Contributions to society==
The injuns contributes little to our society, except for selling their daughters to white men and a bizarre and [[gore]] culture that worships the "[[Ingenuous|mysterious]]" ice that was just the [[Bering Strait]], which led to the abundant land of [[America]].

==Injuns, America's First [[Furries]]==
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Prone to eating [[peyote]], sitting in sweat lodges, and hallucinating that they had "animal spirits," Injuns inadvertently pioneered furrydom in America. Long before [[neckbeard]]ed [[basement-dwellers]] ever thought of themselves as [[Prince Jeremy|purple otters]], the Injuns had pictured themselves as [[wolves]], rubbed [[excrement]] on their faces, and bayed at the [[Moon]].
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Image:Fuck_you_im_a_bird.jpg|fuck you, i'm a birdy
Image:Fuck_you_im_a_bison.jpg|fuck you, i'm a bison
Image:Fuck_you_im_a_raccoon.jpg|fuck you, i'm a raccoon
Image:Fuck_you_im_an_eagle.jpg|fuck you, i'm [[comic books|Hawkman]]
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==Legacy==
Actually, the only legacy they left behind them are high poverty rates, empty Listerine bottles, and another generation of kids born with [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome|F.A.S.]] to mooch off of the welfare system, as well as the abominable assortment of names which constitutes whatever's left of their shameful family trees. Names like Nathaniel, Jeremaye, Ruby, Eliezer, Eagle, D'Shael, Sha'Nayze and Makwondah.
 

==What White people who like play Indian Are Saying About [[ED]]==
[[File:Insensitive liberal.png|thumb|330px|According to [[retard|leftist]] [[Carlos Latuff]] Injuns were the first [[DINDUNUFFIN|dindunuffins]]]]
[[Image:Enron squaw.jpg|thumb|150px|A Native American (sporting a fine pair of fake titties manufactured and installed by white men) fights back against Enron in the only way she knows how]]
Some gay white guy was seriously butthurt about the accuracy of this article and so decided to write another blog post on the subject of "racial stereotypes of Indians"
*http://www.bluecorncomics.com/stype792.htm
{{quote|This "satire" come from the Encyclopedia Dramatica, which apparently is a whole website dedicated to spoofing encyclopedic sites such as Wikipedia. The creators of Encyclopedia Dramatica have the nerve to compare their work to Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary.

This shows that ED's creators are either ignorant or delusional—I'm not sure which. Bierce used razor-sharp wit to skewer the pretensions of the high and mighty. ED's creators aren't even half-wits compared to him. [[Lie|Their so-called humor isn't in the same ballpark as their intended targets.]]

Tellingly, the site has no entries for [[Shit nobody cares about|"big business," "Enron," or "oil companies."]] The entry on George W. Bush makes fun of his intellectual mistakes but not his invasion of Iraq or violations of the Constitution. The entry for "racism" implies that [[Fact|all races are equally guilty of it.]]

ED's creators are attacking vulnerable minorities as if they, [[Lie|not the white majority]], are responsible for the nation's ills. Yeah, let's blame blacks and [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Hispanics]] for [[global warming]], the national debt, the lack of affordable healthcare, etc. The word for that is [[lulz|racism]], and that's no joke.|Rob|[[butthurt]] [[Communist|liberal]]}}

Immediately after making these comments, he went on to [[liberal|make racist comments towards Indians who don't agree with his dumb ass and praise others who think just like him]].

==Canadian Indians==

Indians in Canada are largely similar to those in the United States, but for ease of differentiation, can be divided into two main groups: Natives who were historically barely living off the land (prairie natives) and historically "Fat 'n' Happy" Natives (coastal natives).

Natives on the prairie spent most of their time tooling around the grasslands, killing buffalo and barely surviving the freezing winters. Life expectancies were short, and the extent of their artistic and cultural developments were paintings on tepees and half-assed myths about Why Life Is So [[Shit]]. They possessed a vague understanding of the fact that there was most likely something on the other side of the mountains in the distance, but lacked the [[balls]] to go and actually check it out.

Conversely, natives that lived on the coast (either one, but when in doubt, pick the West Coast - it's always cooler) were essentially able to dip a bucket into the water and pull it out full of money, which they used to buy fish. And when one tired of fish, one could easily eat a full meal of one the many thousands of fresh plants that grew all around. Because of the ease of life on the coast, these natives were able to develop deep societal structures and art that included totem poles, paintings, carvings, masks, longhouses, and decorative boats. They also had huge parties called potlatches where they essentially ate far too much food and gave shit away.

[[Tl;dr]], Coastal Natives > Prairie Natives in Canada.

Of course, all this rich history and culture crumbled when the white man showed up with booze, guns, and smallpox-infected blankets for the natives. Now, the natives have a rich culture of drinking too much, hiding on the reservation, and clinging vainly to old rituals honoring animals killed for food before hopping into their truck and driving to Mac's for a pack of smokes.

==Latin American Indians==
[[Image:Evo Morales.jpg|thumb|Injuns can be [[president]] - just not in Jew Essay.]]
For all the bitching of Natives in the U.S. and Canada, those in [[Colombia]], [[Brazil]], and [[Argentina]], or most of anywhere they're not totally [[dead]] are literally dirt-poor. Unlike the English-speaking countries, most of Latin America is unmoved by [[liberal guilt]] and therefore tell the lazy Injuns to either get a [[job]] or [[STFU]].

Whereas history class has said that the natives are an endangered people, that only applies to the North American tribes. Entire countries like [[Peru]] and [[Bolivia]] are still being run by the successors to the Incas. In other words, there's no reason to think [[you]]'re guilty for living here.

It was a [[game]] of [[warfare]] which [[they]] [[lose|lost]] and [[we]] [[win|won]]. Move on already.

==Feathers, and the meanings==
The feathers a Native American wears symbolizes their bloodlust and complete lack of any regard for Nature, particularly endangered species like whales (which they eat raw) and eagles. They are violent killing machines and show off their bloodthirst at all times, but god help you if you point it out, lest you be branded a racist for using a "stereotype" that only they can use at will when it suits them.

==Traditional Native American Cuisine==
[[File:Amazon stew.gif|thumb|100px|Injun men love white women.]]
[[File:Vore Amazon.gif|thumb|120px|Silly [[vore|vorephiles]] iron melting does not exist in south America.]]

'''Traditional Foods'''

*Bannock

*Pemmican

*Government Cheese

*Government Potatoes

*Government Bread

*Frybread - Made from govt flour and bacon grease.

*Deer

*Possum

*Road Kill

*Maize - You call it corn.

*Human flesh also used to be a popular dish among south American Injuns until the [[liberal guilt|EVIL]] white man put a stop to this most sacred of traditions. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannibalism| Nowadays only consensual cannibalism takes place in south America.]

With all that abundance of government assistance foods you need something to wash it down with

'''Traditional Drinks'''

*I-90 Cocktail or Montana Gin - Take a milk jug cut it in half empty an entire lysol can into jug, dilute with water, enjoy.

*Aquanet - Ingestion of fine hair care products.

*Listerine - When you want a minty fresh tasting libation.

*Thunderbird Wine - Also known on the Rez as the GOOD STUFF, it is the only "normal" booze indians drink.

*Gasoline - As they love sniffing it as much as Abbos do.

*Aquavelva - A cheap aftershave that chugs will typically smell like after they spill it around their grubby mouths while drinking it.

*Old Vienna - Or simply known as OV, this is the most expensive liquor a native will imbibe; this is typically reserved for special occasions, most notable the first Wednesday of the month.

==See Also:==
[[Image:Advice IndiansLOL.jpg|thumb]]

* [[Aboriginals]]
* [[Custer's Revenge]]
* [[Deadliest Warrior]]
* [[Dancing With Smurfs|Fern Gully]]
* [[Drunk]]
* [[Gothzilla]]
* [[Indians]]
* [[Italy|Italians]]
* [[Twilight|Jacob Black]]
* [[Jeff Weise]]
* [[Magua]]
* [[Mexicans]]
* [[Poker]]
* [[Pretendians]]
* [http://www.f169bbs.com/bbs/news/221097-nazicunt-rachel-corcoran-adams-whines-when-efforts-to-squash-free-speech-fail Rachel Corcoran Adams]
* [[Riley34470]]
* [[Ugly]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/rafael.arguelloaguilar An example of schizo-orphan Injun]

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2025-07-08T02:51:15Z

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== I feel humiliated ==
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I just want those previous revisions deleted. Please. I know what this website is about, and I love being a part of this community, but I've gotten more mature as a person, and I don't want those humiliating past revisions still there, because they make me feel like I'm some sort of degenerate and that I can't grow as an ED user and a person. I feel a bit afraid that I'm going to be harassed or trolled for this, but I feel like the stress from this humiliation would eventually cause a lot of problems for this wiki, and that coming clean like this would be more beneficial for everyone than just letting my mental health decline and eventually snapping even worse than I already have. I sincerely hope you understand.

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I just want those previous revisions deleted. Please. I know what this website is about, but I've gotten more mature as a person, and I don't want those humiliating past revisions still there, because they make me feel like I'm some sort of degenerate. I feel a bit afraid that I'm going to be harassed for this, but I feel like the stress from this humiliation would eventually cause a lot of problems for this wiki, and that coming clean like this would be more beneficial for everyone than just letting my mental health decline and eventually snapping even worse than I already have. I sincerely hope you understand.

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I'm embarrassed of my past. Please remove all old versions of this page.

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