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Homestar Runner

2025-07-21T14:06:55Z

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{{spoilers|[[hrwiki:Peeing|PEEING]] IS SOMETIMES SEEN AND/OR HEARD IN THE [[Shit nobody cares about|HOMESTAR RUNNER UNIVERSE]]}}
[[Image:HomestarAsCheat.png|right|thumb|ParkingStones doing some [[Cosplay]].]]
American Heritage Dictionary defines '''Homestar Runner''' (or '''Homestar''') as: '''"toons and games featuring the wacky adventures of Homestar, Strong Bad, and the rest of the gang."''' Adventures? Checking our [[Email]] is an adventure? Whatever.

Homestar Runner was known for being a [[gay|clean]] [[lame|humor]] website. Which happened to include jokes about shit, piss, death, blood, and touching people in inappropriate ways. Then it died.

==The Characters==
[[Image:Stronggoats.jpg|thumb|right|Well, maybe it *is* an [[Goatse|adventure]] after all.]]
*Homestar Runner — A [[gay]] guy with no hands.
*Strong Bad — A self-absorbed guy with a mask for a head. Actually produces some lulz.
*The Cheat — Strong Bad's pet who makes people believe pencil shavings are legal tender.
*Strong Mad — Pretty much a [[stupid]] jock.
*Strong Sad — An [[emo]] who is constantly abused by Strong Bad, much to Strong Bad's lulz.
*Pom-Pom — [[Fat]].
*Bubs — The owner of the local concession stand. He has prices so high, even [[Jew|Jews]] are jealous of them. Is based on a [[Nigger|nigger]] concession stand host.
*Coach Z — The fucking weirdo [[pedophile]] coach.
*Marzipan — The queen of the [[Hippy|hippies]].
*The King of Town - He's an [[unfunny]] [[fat]] [[old people|old guy]].
*The Poopsmith — He's a [[STFU|mute]] who shovels te King's shit into piles for some reason.
*Homsar — A [[retard]] that can warp reality. No, you're not on [[drugs]].
*Senor Cardgage — [[Old people|Creepy old guy]].
*Stinkoman- [[Dragon Ball Z]] parody. Likes to give people the finger.
*Trogdor-A [[Furry|DRAGON]] WITH A [[Fat|MUSCLE]] ARM HOW [[Not|ORIGINAL]].

==Content==

Homestar Runner was known for its unabashed racist content. Grammatical incorrectness was a point of comedy based on racial characteristics and speech impediment, to the point where those who sound different are meant to be funny, making fun of several black/hispanic stereotypes due to their perceived inferiority by the more "intellectual" white authors, who point out the comicality of differing speech patterns as both simple and childlike in comparison, as a sort of impediment befitting the handicapped, who are also made fun of. [[Ebonics|Black Vernacular English]] was shown as an ignorant, childlike, anti-intellectual style of speech for its comic simplicity compared to the more "normal" Caucasian speech, especially when white characters derisively use [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Hip_Hop hip hop] slang among regular speech, from the innocuous Teen Girl Squad using "Dag, Yo" to contrast with the all white cast, to the black narrator as comedic device in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/whereugoin2.html "Where U Goin'?"]

Examples include:

*The character Bubs, with his raspy bassist voice, was a comical "George Jefferson" given to bouts of emotion and irrationality, while dispensing advice as a magical negro. The blue skin tone and widened teeth give an "alien minority" appearance with the storekeeper role giving the impression of the homely local whose education was derived only from the streets, and must continually serve the Caucasian protagonists who are not restricted to their social roles.
*[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/c/cd/CoachZ_Tupac.PNG Coach Z] was the obligatory stereotypical "wigger" who listens to Wu-Tang, wears a backwards hat and "Flava flav" style bling, and uses butchered hip hop colloqialisms to demonstrates the perceived ignorance and childlike quality of black culture through botched imitation ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/These_peoples_try_to_fade_me These peoples try to fade me], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots Hip Hop Dance], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Rap_Song Rap Song], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/All_up_ons The Z was All Up Ins]), showing that imitation of black culture leads to simple mindedness and deserves to be laughed at, compared to the assumed normality and superiority of white culture, in the same way "Malibu's Most Wanted" was an indirect criticism of black culture by "innocent" mockery.
*Strongbad and Senor Cardgage both use their "funny" accents as a point of comedic appeal, as minorities who sound different are naturally funnier in contrast to the "normal Caucasian" style of speech, just as the Mexican wrestling mask was meant to be funny for being both odd and foreign.
*[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_Runner_and_Homestar_Runner%27s_Relationship Mental disability] and speech impediments are treated as a point of derision in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/The_Interview The Interview] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Donut_Unto_Others Donut Unto Others].
*Strong Bad has no compunction towards mocking black people in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/extra_plug extra plug], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/garage_sale garage sale] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/pizzaz pizzaz], and considers [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Heavy_Metal Nordic and Germanic Metal] more [[nazi|pure]] than the music of black people.
*In Baddest of the Bands, Strong Bad says the King of Town's Richard Pryor impression was too white, believing skin tone determines character more than individual action.
*In Strong Bad Email #69: Personal Favorites, in the knife fight with Pom Pom, Coach Z's line was "I'm a white guy with a knife!" This was changed within a week after the email came out to show the authors aren't racist.
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main25.html Homepage 25] has an Aunt Jemima character criticizing Homestar as "whitey", intended as comedic since the uneducated mammy stereotype has no power to cause real change in regards to her social situation.
*The rapper "3-D" has a song called [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Poot-Slap Poot Slap] to emphasize simple vulgarity in hip hop, while [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peacey_P Peacey P] suggests black people are unintelligible, egotistical drug pushers who are too dumb to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Trudgemank spell properly].
* In "Doomy Tales of the Macabre," Bubs acts out the part of Jules Winnfield from ''Pulp Fiction'', establishing that he is a [[nigger]].

==Fans==
[[Image:Strongbadcosplay.jpg|thumb|Uh oh, too late.]]
[[Image:Stupid homestarloving faggot.jpg|thumb|left|A typical Homestar Runner [[fag|fan]].]]
[[Image:Lucha.JPG|thumb|What is this world coming to?]]
Yeah, they have a few of those. Thank God the characters aren't really all that human or else I'd see more of them [[cosplay]]ed and that would suck. They'd be like [[Star Wars]] fans, but trying to be [[stupid|funny]] all the time. The last thing I'd want when I'm at some convention listening to some better web animators talk is to have a Homestarmy of Strong Bads behind me [[MST3K]]ing the whole thing. [[I will have your humility|They would pay.]] Thankfully, this scenario doesn't really exist, because there really are no good web animators. At all.

Every Homestar Runner fan in existence claims they were the one who sent the Strong Bad e-mail "virus" to try to prove they're cool as if it's something to be proud of. Most message boards will see at least three newbies who claim this throughout the forum's lifespan. This is all total bullshit as everyone knows it was I who sent him the email!!!111

==[http://www.hrwiki.org/ The Homestar Runner Wiki]==
Now, you would think that a site with "toons", "games", and "wacky adventures" wouldn't have assholes as fans. And they didn't. Until the wiki.

[[Image:HSR1.JPG|left|thumb|A sample picture from the original kids books.]]
The Homestar Runner Wiki makes Wikipedia look like Newgrounds in its fascinating [[typo|tenasity]] to destroy any and all [[lulz]]. IT'S A CARTOON, YOU FUCKS! GET OVER YOURSELVES.

Basically, the sole purpose of the Wiki is to [[OCD|obsess over]] every minute detail of [[Shit nobody cares about|the Homestar Runner universe]]. It's like [[TV Tropes]], but with even [[moar]] [[serious business]] and [[Asperger's]].

* In one scene of a particular Homestar Runner short, two Homestar Runners appear in one frame. This being an oddity until you take a look at the raw Flash File and see the one further out of frame has a mustache on. A page marked "Mustachio'd Homestar Runner" was created and was then merged into the article for the toon. This might not be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Talk:Mustachioed_Homestar_Runner this page] is the perfect example of people who [[fail]] at [[lulz]].
* <del>The Wiki has a policy page known as S.T.U.F.F. (meaning "Stick Things Up yer Fuzzy Fundament").</del> The fun facts are the trivia, [[real world]] references, and goofs in each cartoon. <del>Instead of allowing separate pages for each cartoon for people to freely discuss their own insights <INS>(Ok, some of them are definitely NOT insightful)</INS>, the members of this Wiki vote on whether or not certain facts belong on the page. Most of what becomes the "Fun Facts" are plain as the nose on your face and even they are argued over.</del> Disregard that, STUFF is defunct. Such [[in the ass|as]]
** The argument over whether or not the name "Silent J" was a not so clever reference to "Jay and Silent Bob". [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Talk:techno#Silent_J Stupidity Here.]
** In the email "Do Over" Homestar eats coins and a jiggly sound is made in his stomach. The night before on Family Guy, Peter Griffin ate coins and a jiggly sound is made in his stomach. This reference passes, which I could care less about and Jay decided to somehow challenge the entire STUFF process over this fact. [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Talk:do_over#Change_of_Pace_.28ACCEPTED.29 Ultra Stupidity here.]
**ParkingStones isn't so much trolling as pointing out the truth. [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3ASelect_The_Usable_Fun_Facts&diff=0&oldid=93529 Super Mega Ultra Stupidity here]
** The argument over whether not "Storng" Bad saying he killed Pom Pom was a reference to [[South Park]] and "killing Kenny."
[http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Where%27s_The_Cheat%3F#You_killed_Pom-Pom.21_.28DECLINED.29 Super Mega Ultra Hyper Turbo Giga Lurg Stupidity here]
** There are also tons of articles about how many times pizza or ice cream has appeared in the Homestar Runner universe. Seriously, what the fuck?
***Information about these topics are usually followed by; "This is another case of ice cream appearing in homestarrunner." (Next stop: leaves in "[[Charlie Brown]]" and forks in "[[Muppets|The Muppets]]".)
* Despite the Wiki's obsessing over the canon of "[[Shit nobody cares about|the Homestar Runner universe]]" with the autistic fervor of a fucking [[Christfag|biblical literalist]], they'll also blatantly pull fanwank out of their [[Goatse|gaping anuses]] whenever they see fit. For example, they [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Visor_Robot#Sketchbook.2C_2005-04-29 changed the fucking name of a recurring character] just because they didn't like the official name given to it, and then the creators of this faggotry said [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Visor_Robot#Art_imitates_life started using the fucking fanwanked name] and in doing so gave the fucktarded hivemind of a Wiki permanent access to their tight [[Mormon]] fuckholes.

'''TL;DR:''' HRWiki defines autism in ways that [[TV Tropes]] and [[Chris-chan]] could only dream of.

Oh, and in this day and age, the HRWiki's most active user is a [[13-year-old boy]] who calls himself "[[Gibberish|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]]". Hardly the sort of user you'd want to represent a Wiki.

==Death==
After slowing up the pace of Strong Bad e-mail updates, focusing on a Homestar Runner adventure game, and then slowing updates in general, even skipping the holiday ones they like to do every year, by the end of 2009 the Brothers Chaps were looking for [[an hero|a way out]]. That way out came from a [[baby|parasite that Missy Palmer, Mike Chapman's wife]] contracted sometime around March 2009, and had nearly reached maturity. On December 1st, they [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/FeedBurner_Page#Stuff_-_New_Baby_vs._Updates.21 announced] that Missy had another baby. What followed was two updates in nine months, cumulating on September 7th with an update that was basically a coupon, of all things. Now, it's possible that the site might be restored when the brat goes off to preschool, assuming Missy doesn't pop another one out in the meantime, but more likely, this is the end of the website, and the only thing stopping them from simply saying they won't put up any more updates is the hope that they can still squeeze some money out of any moron that buys merchandise from a website that hasn't had a significant update in nearly a year. At the time, they are doing a bunch of fucking shit, they had like a million babbies and they are making a movie right now. Homestar Runner still sucks.

==And on the third day Strong Bad will rise again==
[[Image:Zombie-Strongbad.png|thumb|right|Not as dead as once thought....but still pretty damn close]]
On Febuary 28th 2012, Matt Chapman posted a [http://twitter.com/#!/ronginald/statuses/174295231376785409|blurry picture on his Twitter] of a tiny segment the script for "SBemail 206" with the words [[Never|"Someday, when you least expect it..."]] alongside it. This caused the H*R wiki and the fan base in general to collectively cum in their pants. <del>Odds are we can expect this SBemail to be made and released sometime before the end of this millennium.</del> It is now 2013 and the Brothers Chaps have produced jackshit, other than their [[Gravity Falls|pre-teen comedy garbage]].

In 2013, Strong Bad and Homestar introduced W00tstock 2013 ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0m-k6qZMx8]). The entire H*R fanbase came in their pants and all over their [[They Might Be Giants]] records.

In 2014, Homestar Runner made a huge comeback with a April Fools cartoon along with a couple Halloween cartoons.

In 2015, The Brothers Chaps added something on a post it note that says "two more eggs" in a Strong Bad Email (more on this below)
==Two More Eggs==

==[[Dragon|Trogdor]]==
After hearing their fans say such things as [[Beastiality|"I'm fucking a dragon"]] to [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|"Fuck you, I'm a dragon!"]], the Brothers Chaps felt it would be necessary to create a cartoon with either [[Furry|dragons]] or [[Incest|fucking]]. Clearly, they made the [[Anti-lulz|wrong choice]], as Trogdor appeared as a result of [[Snapesnogger|Strong Bad's shitty art]]. That may have been the end of it, had the cartoon not ended with a [[gay]] song. The Brothers Chaps added it at the last minute when Matt started mumbling the chorus while taking it [[in the ass]]. HR fans everywhere collectively [[Circle jerk|orgasmed]] at the song and engraved Trogdor as their own meme. The song itself is [[unfunny]] and [[shit]].

Trogdor's status quickly fell to [[old meme]] when the next cartoon about bum-fucking was uploaded. Regardless, HR oldfags continue to [[Taliban|worship the dragon as their king]], ensuring [[Virgin|absolutely no sex]].

Trogdor was revived with the release of [[Guitar Hero|Guitar Hero II]], where the theme song appeared as a bonus track. The fact that the song was included induced some [[lulz]], but an equal amount of anti-lulz was released when people [[Unrealistic expectations|actually thought they could play it]] on their [[guitar]].

On Trogdor's 5th birthday, The Brothers Chaps told their entire audience to fuck off by completely ignoring Trogdor and dedicating a cartoon to the dragon drawn before him. Lulz and drama ensued, since every HR fan knows that Trogdor is [[Serious business|SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS]].

Seriously, though. Trogdor is made of [[Awesome|awesomeness]] and [http://www.smouch.net/lol win].

== IMPORTANT NOTICE ==
[[File:Good Graphics.png|thumb|right|Another important notice.]]
[[Image:Stinkoman-blue-close.gif|thumb|Quasidan, powering up to fight the Pink Robots (and Homestar Runner fans.)]]

<strike>Should anyone, anywhere sing the "Techno" or reference the "lightswitch rave" joke, the DJ will be cracking skulls. Thank you. That is all.</strike> LOL TECHNO MUSIC TECHNO MUSIC DO DO DA DA DA!!

==External Links==
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3714 A typical Homestar Runner cartoon]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html "Experimental Film"] -- These guys did a video for [[They Might be Giants]].
*[http://dirkcrimson.keenspace.com/pics/homestarswitch.html "Matthew Elliot"] -- A Fans Flash animation.
*[http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page "Fanstuff Wiki"] -- The Homestar Runner's Wiki's Place to throw the Fan Stuff. Mostly inhabited by 10-12 year olds who downloaded the free 30 day Flash trial and think they could make decent animations.

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Roblox

2025-06-08T02:28:31Z

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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
[[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]

===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]] <center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 15,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9. Later, the developers got exposed for liking pedophiles.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties. Removed when Roblox got caught by the BBC. ''ROBLOX ON CONVICT!''
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this either have no life or because they’re bored whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator''' - A series of games where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game at least once in their life along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shedletsky''', '''Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - Non-binary faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was arrested almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[William Atchison|AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers at some point then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
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|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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<td colspan="2">[[File:SHITBLOX2022LOGO.png|300px]]</td>
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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
[[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]

===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]] <center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 15,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9. Later, the developers got exposed for liking pedophiles.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties. Removed when Roblox got caught by the BBC. ''ROBLOX ON CONVICT!''
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this either have no life or because they’re bored whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator''' - A series of games where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game at least once in their life along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shedletsky''', '''Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - They/them faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was v& almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[William Atchison|AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
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|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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The Fairly OddParents

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'''''The Fairly OddParents''''' (a.k.a. '''[[Jumped the shark|The Jumpy SharkParents]]''') is one of many [[Nickelodeon]] cartoons that have gone from lulzy to shit in no time flat. Starring a [[13-year-old boy|ten-year-old boy]] with wish-granting fairies that either nag, bitch or almost kill everyone, they spend each episode solving a problem he himself wished for, when in reality, he could've just not wished it to begin with, but the hurrdurr's 10-year-old curiosity doesn't follow logic, and that's why we have a show.

Despite the already ridiculous concept and shit animation, the series [[The Simpsons|only got worse as it went on]], surprising right? It evolved from just being boring into a plague of [[Family Guy|cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags]], and came up with new and exciting ways to insult us and keep the plot going like it was punishment to even deny its [[shit|god-like]] influence.

[[Some argue]] the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for that could divide the universe by zero when it shit its pants, and because Nickelodeon didn't have enough mpreg in its lineup. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff which said "Hey, we can kill Drake Bell's acting career more, right?". Others blamed it on this magic dog that does nothing more than... Well, be a dog. But a [[bullshit|maaaaaaaagic]] dog. But you would be wrong, as it hit rock fucking bottom when [[Mary Sue]], under the alias Chloe Carmichael, started sharing with Timmy's faries. Remember when it was established that only miserable kids got fairies? Well, season 10 yelled "FUCK THAT!"

It's quite apparent at this point [[Butch Hartman]] and his ex-friend and ''FOP'' writer [[Steve Marmel]] just wants to end the series and work on other projects such as Danny Phantom, but Nick keeps ordering more seasons. The fact that it's still running today is amazing, especially when compared to Nick's other lovechild ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', which, while also running for too fucking long, still continues to air episodes and make a shitload of money, whereas ''FOP'' is hardly acknowledged by Nick anymore, has one of the most erratic schedules seen in an animated show, and generates practically no revenue whatsoever (Disregard whoever wrote that, they suck a lot of cock. The show did make a lot of money, just not nearly as much as the Sponge.), making it a wonder it's lasted this long despite the fact [[nobody cares]] about the show anymore. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks, going above and beyond its intended [[call of duty]], gaining its infamy by making its own "IF I HAD ONE" meme early on.

==Characters==
[[File:FOP Harem.jpeg|thumb|right|All the female characters only serve as [[ship]]per bait]]
'''[[13-year-old boy|Timmy Turner]]'''
:A ten-year-old boy whose negligent-turned-retarded parents and abusive, now-murderous babysitter made him just miserable enough to gift him a pair of just-as-retarded fairies to grant his wishes in hopes of enlightening his miserable life, when in reality, his selfish crap almost destroys the world multiple times and netted him tons of super-powered enemies, giving Johnny Test its inspiration. You know, because giving untold power to [[Emo|repressed, tortured]] kids will [[Sarcasm|in no way end up with anyone getting hurt.]] '''Fun fact''': he's voiced by [[Tara Strong]], so the infinite prepubescence is strong.

'''[[Retard|Cosmo]] and [[Bitch|Wanda]]'''
:Respectively, the green male fairy and the pink female fairy. Despite them having no personality whatsoever in the early seasons, sounding like Microsoft Sam and Microsoft Anna respectively, most sane people would rather prefer these cardboard standee versions over the insensitive faggot-voiced retard and nagging bitch that they are today.
Wanda stop being a nagging bitch in the Sequel Series. The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish, and she's now as retarded as Cosmo.

'''[[Toddlercon|Poof/Peri]]'''
:The baby that fucked up everything and CAN fuck up everything. He's a fucking circle in a onesie, and floats around [[Pokémon|saying nothing but his own name]]. Able to press the reset button on the universe by [[Onideus Mad Hatter|shitting its diapers]]. That's pretty much all there is to him. Because our writers have lost their brains on a drinking binge inbetween seasons, he has had whole episodes about him, thinking that it's cute that we gave a shit. And when he did finally get a voice, it's the [[Tara Strong|same voice actress playing him]], so he sounds like if Timmy's balls were kicked in even more past his throat.
In the sequel series, The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish. Poof aged up and changed his name to Peri. [[16-year-old girls|Fans]] cummed when this fucker was a actually a good character than in the original.

'''[[Buy a dog|Sparky]]'''
:A fairy dog that has the mental capability of Cosmo if he were [[weed|420blazin' it]], was more destructive and his voice was like if Shaggy was struggling through puberty. Timmy bought him from the fairy pet store because he woke up one day and wanted a dog. His voice is almost as annoying as Wanda's. Usually makes problems worse, and even almost killed Timmy in his first episode. Mysteriously disappeared starting with season 10, and his [[Trannie|voice actor]] confirmed the dog was put down to end its misery of being on this terrible cartoon.

'''[[Mary Sue|Chloe Carmichael]]'''
:Another fucking [[newfag]]. Typical fanfic character who has to share fairies with Timmy because she fucks things up sometimes and [[Bullshit|apparently has no friends]]. Started life as a [[Mary Sue]] before being thankfully changed to a female Timmy one episode later. Will inevitably become another victim of shipping wars. But hey, atleast she was [[Truth|a more dynamic character than Sparky.]]

'''[[Ginger|Vicky]]'''
:Timmy's 16-year-old babysitter and the series' ex-main antagonist before slowly fading as the seasons progressed. Despite clearly being a greedy child-torturer and potential murderer, she's somehow the most hired babysitter in the town. She's occasionally [[tentacle rape]]d by an alien named '''Mark [[China|Ching-Chang]]'''. Usually admired by [[Shotacon|fiddlers]] who claim to have been raped by their own babysitters, and this apparently traumatic experience somehow created a lust in their hearts for fictional child care psychopaths. Also wanted in 14 states for [[CP]], rape and kidnapping, and all around being a [[sick fuck]] who schlicks herself over her corpses.

'''[[Lolicon|Tootie]]'''
:Vicky's little sister and Timmy's stalker crush. An underage four-eyes that gets her underage pussy wet at the very thought of his buckteeth scraping over her labia, and naturally gives pedophiles and [[weeaboos]] a raging hard-on and a run for their money. But they're kids, so stalking behavior and harassment is totally normal cause she won't get arrested, [[No|right?]] For some hardcope Tootie fans like [http://nintendomaximus.deviantart.com Nintendomaximus], a DeviantArt user who's much more close-minded than Archie Bunker from ''[[All In The Family]]'' who thinks then Trixie Tang from ''The Fairly OddParents'' should only marry a [[liberal]] [[douchebag]] like Remy Buxaplenty and not even a trailer trash guy like Chester McBadbat while Timmy should be with Tootie thanks to Daniella Monet who have some boobies despite then she wasn't as hot as Bo Derek, Pamela Anderson and Raquel Welch and boobies sounds like Tootie. Some said then Timmy's kids look exactly like her, but [[Asperger's Syndrome|retards]] within the fandom still argue over who that unseen mother is. Our guess is that the curiosity of [[incest]] got to Timmy.

'''[[Attention whore|Trixie Tang]]'''
:The popular teenage Asian cunt Timmy likes, but now doesn't like anymore because he's just grown into a poon hound. Rabid shippers believe she could've been a [[Mary Sue|strong female character]] had the writers stuck to some one-episode plot where Timmy becomes a girl and Trixie a [[lesbian|tomboy]], but the real reason is because of their [[Transgender|genderbender]] fetish. Also started vanishing in later seasons and when Timmy grew interest in other girls after realizing that chasing after rich [[azn]] pussy wasn't worth it anymore and conceding victory to [[liberal]] [[douchebags]] like Tad, Chad and Remy Buxaplenty.

'''[[Cumdumpster|Veronica]]'''
:Trixie's sycophantic, blonde [[whore]] best friend that wants to give up her secret [[Jew|Jewish]] heritage so she can be [[Asian]] because she is tired of being second prettiest and second most popular to a flat chested, slanted [[vagina]], [[Azn]] loli-ho that is only there to get Brad and Thad in the mood for their nightly [[anal]] parties. Secretly in love with Timmy, seriously, who the fuck isn't? Timmy's pushing Harem Anime levels. Whenever the plot needs it, a girl secretly loves him. The only person, to this day, that hasn't expressed interest in his buck toothed face biting their ass is Trixie, except for that time Timmy was a girl proving to everyone she is a [[lesbian]] who will most likely be doing Internet sex shows with Veronica the minute one of them starts getting a little fuzz on the peach. Veronica's level of [[fail]] is so high, [[you]] didn't even notice I spent half of her article talking about Trixie.

'''[[Batshit insane|Denzel Crocker]]'''
:Timmy's [[asperger]], crazy as fuck [[autistic]], retard of a teacher that could give [[Chris-chan]] a run for his money when it comes to believing that there's a secret portal that exists to [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]... I mean Fairy Land in the real world and who surprisingly, (Teacher's Union and Tenure. Yeah??), isn't jobless because of his psychological need to announce this [[At least 100|99]] times a day to his class room, the school and the city he lives in. Even though [[No|he's clearly one of the most technologically advanced minds in the world]] despite his meager salary, all he uses his inventions for is to catch fairies when he could be patenting all that [[shit]] and making [[Nerd|Bill Gates]] his bottom bitch. He's known for flipping the fuck out whenever he suspects [[Illuminati|fairies being the work of something]], and when he isn't boring the world about fairies, he thrives on the souls of orphans, children's tears and the misery he brings when he puts a basket of newborn kittens into a blender for his mid-morning smoothie. If you spot him, call your local [[Batman|Arkham Asylum]].

'''[[Redneck|Chester]] and [[Nigger|AJ]]'''
:Timmy's supposed best friends(even though they're the characters he spends the least time with) whom he used to use for his own personal gain. They're the show's way of saying "[[Not racist|We're not racist]]" as the niglet is a rich smartass and the white kid a poor hillbilly in a role reversal. They're barely in the show anymore, if at all, once Timmy found out he has fucking magic and doesn't need friends. [[Who cares|Maybe they died through unprotected sex in a threesome with Elmer and his STD-boil.]]

'''[[Internet tough guy|Jorgen Von Strangle]]'''
:A high ranking, steroid-filled fairy who serves as the show's [[Internet Police]], even though he's a complete retard who only enforces Da Rules when it is most lulzy. Unlike all the other fairies, Jorgen has no wings because he most likely ate them for protein. He talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and has the steroided body of him as well. Also has a huge [[Cock|wand]] which he uses to raep the rulebreakers.

'''[[Bully|Francis]]'''
:A generic, gray bully, often mistaken for a vampire, who makes Timmy his bitch at school only because his mom neglects him and his dad is too retarded to stay alive. Has pretty much disappeared from the show, most likely becoming [[an hero]] at realizing Timmy was the only one making his undead life worth living.

'''[[Child Abuse|Timmy's Mom and Dad]]'''
:The reasons why Timmy has his fairies to begin with. Both parents have only grown more autistic and mentally retarded as they show continued, forgetting their son's name all the time, putting a celebrity over Timmy's birthday(whenever it is, even he's apparently forgotten it), even unable to [[Wut|hold a fucking flower in their hands without it dying]]. The dad has a rivalry with the next door neighbor who acts like a normal human being who he tries to beat, whom to the retarded Dad with what he does, is like trying to one-up [[God]].

'''[[Troll|Foop]]'''
:The anti version of Poof, who was added a season after the latter's introduction. Almost beat for beat just a clone of Stewie Griffin, except well, he's not funny. After season 7 the writers thought it was a good idea to shoehorn him into practically every episode disregarding the fact that nobody likes him.
In the sequel series, The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish. Foop grow up alongside Poof and changed his name to Irep (Wow, how original). [[16-year-old girls|fans]] pissed when Irep wasn't as great as Peri

'''[[Nigger|Hazel Wells]]'''
: The new bitch godkid of Cosmo and Wanda in The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish... wait she's actually a good godkid than Timmy, impossible

==Movies==
[[Image:IRLTimmyTurner.jpg|thumb|right|[[Avatar: The Last Airbender|It's all downhill once a live-action movie is made]]]]
[[Image:Costanzafairy.jpg|thumb|right|Just dropping in to say hi and collect our paychecks after Larry David screwed us over.]]
===Abra-Catastrophe!===
:Imagine taking three completely unrelated episodes from three different cartoons and movies and mashing them together. The first part consists of Timmy daydreaming and getting a magic muffin for his first year of having his fairies, that can grant any wish to anyone. This was back when everyone thought Timmy was still trustworthy. Like the dumbass that he is, Timmy loses it within the first few hours because of a random muffin day at school, because we can't have a ''Fairly OddParents'' movie without fate fucking with a 10-year-old boy. This part also reveals that [[Wut|fairies can be trapped and made powerless under a butterfly net.]] And what a fucking surprise, in the last part Crocker gets the muffin and captures Wanda with a net. Second part's is like if ''Planet of the Apes'' got more stupid. The second part was only possible because the writers had went on a heroin spree. Catastrophe was an understatement.

===''The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour''===
:After [[Viacom]] saw the amount of dollars they could milk from this, they decided to force it into one of their lesser cartoons, ''The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius''. Through the power of Viacom, this [[crossover]] lasted three movies, each with a weaker plot and lamer villains than the last. In the first one, Crocker discovers [[Unoriginal|Fairy World]], then tries to take it over; and Jimmy's robot dog goes [[Terminator]]/[[Transformers]] on the town. In the second one, a dwarf, amnesiac mad scientist and some [[Niggers|black fairies]] that cause bad luck are the bad guys. In the third one, Jimmy and Timmy actually make the bad guy. You'd guess that Jimmy's intelligence and Timmy's magic could make a decent villain, but he turns out to be an "adaptable", but crybaby [[faggot]].

===Channel Chasers===
:Because Timmy's parents are obviously too stupid to realize that Vicky's an attempted murderer, Timmy wishes to live in the TV world. Then there's a Timmy from the future who has to stop Vicky from taking over the world with a TV remote. A flash forward at the end of the movie shows an older Timmy with two kids that look exactly like Tootie, yet the mother was unseen, sparking a [[Shit nobody cares about|never ending debate between Tootie and Trixie fanboys over which womb they sprang from.]]

===''A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!''===
:The live action "adaptation" of ''The Fairly OddParents'', set twelve years after the show. Nobody knows [[Money|why it was made]], and nobody really asked for it, but they did it anyway. Mostly a bad "save the town" romantic comedy, it was saved by a [[Shit|stunning Oscar-worthy]] performance by Timmy's dad, played by Gordy the Janitor from ''Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide''. Aside from further dashing the hopes of Timmy/Trixie fanboys, the movie did nothing it was advertising it would do and was panned by fans. Mainly shows Drake Bell playing a man-child version of Timmy, with his parents wanting to literally throw him out of their home, their repressed rage at a boiling point by now, clearly. Also for a bonus for the parents that suffered through this shitshow of sub-par 2001 CGI, cameos of [[George Costanza]] and Cheryl Hines wearing [[cosplay|wigs pretending to be Cosmo and Wanda]] (no wonder where all the budget went to).

===''A Fairly Odd Christmas''===
:The sequel to the above live action movie, because Drake Bell's future movie career prospects weren't quite dead enough yet. More [[Crap|Oscar award-winning]] performances by Gordy the Janitor and the other guy who played Crocker. It's yet another "Save X" plot, this time with Christmas because Timmy wanted to play Santa.

===''A Fairly Odd Summer''===
:The sequel's sequel to the other above live action movie, as if the first two were good enough to begin with to warrant another sequel. ANOTHER "Save X" plot with Fairy World, with Crocker taking up the villain role along with a shittily CGI-ed Foop, whose human form is creepy as fuck. Timmy ends up becoming a fairy, which was Viacock's way of saying Drake Bell's services were no longer needed and that they preferred the prepubescent, able-to-be-edited voice of Tara Strong. All through the movie, you can see Drake thinking how long he has left before Nickelodeon's check clears.

==Trolling the fans==
[[Image:Fairly odd baby-mpreg.png|thumb|right|Not fan art]]
Any post related to ''The Fairly OddParents'' will immediately be responded to by a shitty [[Drugs|trip]] [[fag]] who has zero troll detection abilities and will [[Serious Business|take anything ''FOP'' related very seriously]], especially any sort of minor criticism towards his [[waifu]] Trixie. Other ways to troll ''Fairly OddParents'' fans include:
*Say that you like Poof (Bonus if you say his voice also sounds heavenly).
*Say that when Timmy Turner grows up he will Marry Tootie and not Trixie Tang (This works vice versa for Tootie [[fanboys]]).
*In fact, saying anything bad about Tootie or Trixie will draw the wrath of the hordes of faggots. Mostly Trixie, as she is Asian and thus more of a [[weeaboo]] [[Yellow Fever|magnet]].
*Remind them how gay the show is
**In the episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOaaBRPC0PM&feature=related Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary] Timmy and Remmy Buxaplenty play a game called 'Virtua Stud' which is a reference to the 1995 hard core gay porno film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310318/ Virtual Stud.]
**In the episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw3oVj2I7Q8&feature=related Action Packed] there was a loose cannon cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules named Ryan McCain which is a reference to a [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2204001/ Ryan McCain] who was in the gay porno Black Cocksuckers 2.
**''The Fairly OddParents'' has tremendous amounts of [[Transvestite|cross-dressing]], one good example is the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML4lhUA3Ti4&feature=related Miss Dimmsdale] episode where Timmy's dad tried to enter the Miss Dimmsdale beauty competition, [[Trap|in a dress]]. Worse yet, [[Gay|Adam West expressed interest in him]].
**In the opening of ''The Fairly OddParents'' episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFxtBZfa16M&feature=related The Boy Who Would Be Queen] Timmy is seen enjoying the soap opera ''The Kissy Kissy Goo Goo Romance Hour'' on a portable TV. If that wasn't gay enough yet, later in the episode [[Transgender|he is turned into a girl]] and develops a new appreciation for comic books because they have [[no homo|"muscular guys in spandex fighting crime."]]
**In the episode Fairly Odd Baby, Cosmo and Wanda have their own fairy baby. Guess who has it? That's right, [[Fag|Cosmo]]. Gotta give Nickelodeon credit for having the balls to show off their mpreg interest. Apparently fairies run on seahorse anatomy. So one last question: Who has the dick in the relationship again?

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The children of south Africa sat around their table that morning. Their body's full and their meat bulging. As a colossal bird sat in front of them.

Their father had returned home last night after making peaceful discussions with the guerrilla's leader. Odd considering he was demanding genocide of their entire tribe just a week ago.

In the middle East, Michale Rosenbaum and Ackmed Jiinana both went out for a drink, Taking in their customary jabs at one another in good fun and with good grace. For though they were both religious men, they knew that God and Heaven was big enough for both of them.

In China, The first laws regarding proper medical care for all of it's citizens was instigated. And the government handed over sovereignty to the people of the nation.

The final act was set at the United Nations, When all the world's leaders and all the world's men agreed to set aside their differences and see the world set in the right direction. All nuclear weapons, all guns and rifles, all weapons that could harm anyone were destroyed. And the people rejoiced for there was nothing left to fear.

_____________________________

In America. Two magical creatures and a young boy watched TV.

"So lemme get this right. Nobody thought to try and rid world hunger, instigate world peace or remove all disease and suffering? Even with an unlimited supply of magic powers?" the boy asked.

"Not really," the green haired one said.

[[Irony|"Damn. Kids are dicks,"]] the boy commented.
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Image:FairlyOddparents meets pedobear.jpg
Image:FOP Lawsuit by z lady.jpg|>Implying ''The Fairly OddParents'' is popular.
Image:TheNotStudyGame.jpg|A gay little piece of fan art that ended up causing [http://bradsgurl.deviantart.com/art/FOP-The-Not-Study-Game-35107032 a DA dramafest regarding pedophiles].
Image:IWishToFap.png|A typical ''OddParents'' title card
Image:FOPRapeTime.jpg|Time for raep.
Image:FairlyOddparentsFemdom.jpg|Femdom? In my ''OddParents''?
File:Cartoon ginger femdom.PNG
Image:Fairly-Oddparents-Fairy-Idol.jpg|Exposing their [[gay]] agenda to make children idolize homosexuals.
Image:TimmyTurnerFSJAL.png|Some [[FSJAL]]
Image:WandaFSJAL.png
Image:CosmoFSJAL.png
Image:WandaDatAss.png|[[Dat Ass]]
Image:FairlyOddparentsOlchai.jpg|Typical ''Fairly OddParents'' fan
File:Too sexy for your sexy.png
File:adult chloe by atomictiki.png|Currently Chloe's only positive contribution to society.
File:Stoner Timmy - Fairly Oddparents.jpg|Fan art
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=== [[Rule 34]] ===
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File:The Fairly OddParents (Wanda).jpg
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File:The Fairly OddParents (Vicky).jpg
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File:The Fairly OddParents (Princess Mandie 4).jpg
File:The Fairly OddParents (Princess Mandie 3).jpg
File:The Fairly OddParents (Princess Mandie 2).jpg
File:The Fairly OddParents (Princess Mandie).jpg
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==Videos==
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|<dailymotion>x3v3lmx</dailymotion>'''Season 0 - Episode 1'''
|<dailymotion>x5ee5nr</dailymotion>'''Season 0 - Episode 2'''
|<youtube>iv0QgSdPvUE</youtube>'''Season 0 - Episode 3'''
|<youtube>drrcNFEbvw4</youtube>'''Season 0 - Episode 4'''
|<youtube>tIv-brOqqUI</youtube>'''Season 0 - Episode 5'''
|<youtube>H2T_zdZWEUU</youtube>'''[[Hitler|I WISH THAT ALL JEWS WERE DEAD]]'''
}}</center>



==See also==
*''[[Adventure Time]]'' - Another cartoon made by Frederator Studios.
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - Another cartoon aired on [[Nickelodeon|the same network]] that also turned to crap with time.
*''[[Jimmy Neutron|The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius]]''

==External links==
*[https://fairlyoddparents.fandom.com/f/p/2952425908470081557 Why Fairly OddParents Has Gone Downhill]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/554wqm/the_fairly_odd_parents_is_vastly_overrated/ "The Fairly OddParents" is vastly overrated]
*[https://terribletvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Fairly_OddParents:_Fairly_Odder Terrible TV shows: ''The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder'']

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[[File:BFDI_Logo.png|thumb|right|Battle for nothing, the island is only seen in the first and last episodes and is never mentioned in filler episodes which is half of the show... Somehow this shit passes as a fucking logo.]]
[[File:56 views. Why?.jpg|thumb|right|Believe it or not, this piece of shit somehow managed to grab the attention of at least [[Retards|55 million people.]]]]

'''Battle for Dream Island''' (a.k.a '''BFDI''') is a shitty [[Total Drama|Total Drama Island]] rip-off created in 2010 by two bored [[pedophile]] [[Azn|rice niggers]], '''Cary Huang''' and '''Michael Huang''' (a.k.a the '''Huang Twins'''/'''HTwins''') because they [[Dying alone|cannot get any pussy]]. The plot for this show is almost nonexistent and makes no sense; it's about inanimate objects with limbs fighting for a luxury island. The show is known for having terrible voice acting, recycled assets, royalty free music, boring backgrounds and spawning the steaming pile of shit that are [[Autism|object shows]].

So far, the show has had 5 seasons. The first season is the main one which introduces us to the almost nonexistent plot for the first 2 episodes and then the rest is all random characters moving around in lifeless backgrounds. The second season was going to be a revival of the show continuing from where the first season ended. This one actually had a less shitty plot compared to the first one but then the creators decided to end it and make IDFB, BFB and TPOT, the 3 other seasons of the show which compared to the first two have [[Lazy|no effort put into them]] and are just filler to keep the 9 year old fans mouths shut and satisfied, Keep in mind that it took them 5 years to come up with these.

As shown on Cary's channel and Michael's website, the Huang twins are capable of making interesting and well-made technology-related content; [[Fail|however they'd rather shit out 10 minute BFDI episodes instead]].

==Staff and Cast==
[[File:The_Twins_Themselves.jpg|thumb|right|The creators themselves, harro eye ahm frahm chynah!]]
*'''Cary Huang''' - The creator of the show. Unlike the other staff members, he's the most respectable given that he codes relatively decent AI capabilities.
*'''Michael Huang''' - Co creator somewhat intrigued by the [[Vore|lewd]] content made by the fans. Quit animating and writing for the show after BFB 8 to pursue a YouTube career.
*'''Caedmon Johnson''' - Former animator for the show that made the show look like shit. [[Pedophile|Also popularly sexted a 15 year old girl.]]
*'''Tantusar''' - Voice actor for Tree who runs the shitty [[Discord]] server.

===Everyone Else===
Remember Michael and Cary being described as pedophile rice niggers? That's [[actually]] relevant. Pedophiles because every worker they outsourced are all roughly [[shota|underage]]. Hmmm... I wonder why... Rice niggers because due to being from [[China]], they run business likewise. [[Some say]] the pay is practically [[Chinese]] minimum wage. [[Retard|Absolutely nobody questioned it]]. The experience has been described as several little children living in a Chinese sweatshop 24/7, producing BFB episodes. While the executives and international [[government]] officials all had gay orgies upstairs. This is a fantasy most of the workers have too. Evident by making object shows themselves, or wanting to. The way they cope is they masturbate to object porn in the little time they have. Or [[fuck]] each other when Micheal and Cary aren't watching. Everyone stopped briefly [[cancel culture|to lynch off defective workers]]. Perhaps [[lol|background checks]] were needed.

=="Characters"==
Here are the [[shitty]] characters that appear in the series.

===Standards===
*'''Firey''' - Idiot of the show. [[Shit no one cares about|Surprisingly won.]] [[Transgender|Also has a whiny squeaky sounding voice.]]
*'''Leafy ([[LeafyIsHere|IsHere]])''' - A bitch who wants to win the island, but lost the battle over a flame.
*'''Bubble''' - The show's [[South Park|punching bag]]. Lots of [[Homosexuality|lesbians]] love this character even though [[Fact|she was never a good character to begin with]] and even after [[Lulz|she fell off]] all because she was their [[Kawaii|cute]] [[Mai Waifu|crush]].
*'''Woody''' - A scaredy dick. Used to be hated in all seasons except for the effortless BFB. HTwins probably got butthurt over no one liking him, so they made him dab to attract 9-year-olds to like him.
*'''Teardrop''' - A random character that doesn't know how to speak.
*'''Spongy''' - The fat one. This character is compromised
*'''Yellow face''' - One of the filler characters.
*'''Puffball''' - The only good BFDI character.
*'''Needle (Needy)''' - One of the idiotic characters that get angry over being called "Needy".
*'''Four''' - Technically just 4 from Numberjacks but with limbs. Is a host in BFB and is a recycled character from a HTwins video from 2008.
*'''[[Psychopath|Ice Cube]]''' - A little block of ice who gets revenge on anyone who fucks up her day in the slightest bit. Unsurprisingly, this is what makes her even better than Puffball.

=== The four "[[Homosexuality|friends]]" ===
*'''Snowball''' - Short tempered gay [[Transgender|tranny dick]] and a [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]]. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Hates Golf Ball, Bubble, Ice Cube, and armless contestants. Narcissistic.]]
*'''Blocky''' - Just like Snowball, he's a trans gay [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]]. Only difference is he's a prankster.
*'''Eraser''' - Another gay tranny. He can range from sane to just like the two aforementioned [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]].
*'''Pen ([[Penis|is]])''' - The only [[Nice Guys|nice]] gay tranny boy.

== Fanbase ==
[[File:GTX1080kid.jpg|thumb|right|What the average objectcuck looks like]]

Believe it or not this series has a fanbase: a severely autistic fanbase which consists mainly of [[13_year_old_boys|12 year old boys]] who use [[GoAnimate]], have an [[What|unhealthy obsession with logos]] from the 80s/90s and fantasize about having sexual [[Sick fuck|relationships with the characters in the show]] despite the fact that they think porn is the most disgusting thing ever. If you disrespect their opinions on the show being great, they'll threaten to murder you and if you curse at them they'll give you warnings and eventually block you like aspergic fucking pussies ([[Irony|even though the show itself makes a middle finger joke in the first episode]]).

Objectcucks can be spotted on Twitter, Tumblr, GoAnimate, Youtube and DeviantART where they'll beg you to draw their fucking unoriginal and retarded OCs that literally anyone could make or tell you that you should watch object shows and [[No|become part of their "fandom"]]. The DeviantART, Twitter, and tumblr sides of the "fandom" aren't much different from other fandoms as they are attracted to drama in the same way flies are attracted to shit. These sides of the community are usually inhabited by aspergic [[pedophiles]], 10 year-old [[roleplayers]] and [[Greeny Phatom|greenyfags]].

<center><gallery>
File:Objectfaggot_being_retarded.png|Note: Liy is a character in the show who is a lightswitch, therefore [[sick fuck|this fag wants to fuck a lightswitch]].
File:TypicalObjectcuck.png|How your average BFDI fan will react if you say something negative about BFDI. Where else have we seen those types of [[Vyond|threats]]?
File:Objectfags_On_Swearing.png|Thou shalt not swear
File:AnimationEpic_Waaahh.png|Creator of Inanimate Insanity regrets making his show an "object show"
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{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|BFDIPart1|background-color: #6fd2db;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>fGn1C1O1fD0</youtube><center>'''Try to find someone in there above the age of 10. YOU CAN'T!'''</center>
|<youtube>6xcfJ_E70M8</youtube><center>'''Typical Objectcuck rant on Youtube'''</center>
|<youtube>f4Ch14N67FA</youtube><center>'''[[Sick Fuck|Someone]] made models of the BFDI characters having sex in Roblox'''</center>
|<youtube>h8K4-lyD5_E</youtube><center>'''[[GoAnimate|GoFags]] love object shows.'''</center>
|<youtube>exR9yfR2bYM</youtube><center>'''Waaaaah, They sexualized my favorite characters'''</center>
|<youtube>-sTRS7ustGo</youtube>
|<youtube>lc7ANHAD_Ys</youtube>
|<youtube>J61VkKW9tiY</youtube>
|<youtube>VNj0mVuDnOI</youtube><center>'''A typical BFDI fan message to BFDI haters, expect it's made out of short clips from videos'''</center>
|<youtube>u70X19XNpUM</youtube><center>{{quote|IF YOU HATE BFDI I DONT RESPECT YOUR OPION!!!|Video's description}}</center>
|<youtube>IAkoe07n75s</youtube><center>'''A typical BFDI fan rants on BFDI haters'''</center>
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|}

====Brainwashed Fucktards====
{{nobodies}}
Since the Object Show Community is filled to the brim with 9 year old spergs with no lives, it would be impossible to cover it all. Here are the more notable people/groups.

*{{yt|u|AnimationEpic}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Adam Katz'''{{jew}}) - One of, if not '''the''' first person to get popular by ripping off ''BFDI'' (and therefore opening the floodgates for [[retarded]] 7-year-olds to make their own "object shows"); shitting out ''Inanimate Insanity'' on April 1, 2011.
*'''Tantusar''' - Retarded leader of the objectfag discord server. Warns and bans people every 2 minutes for the most absurd reasons ever.
*'''SuperScratchkat''' - A fag that used to work on this [[Shit|"show"]] until leaving.
*'''[[CloudyEggs]]''' - A depressed fucktard who shits out unfunny content, also notable for making the abomination known as ''Shape World''. Also will probably an hero in the future due to his autistic actions (and probably did since he hasn't uploaded any videos since March of 2022). Fell out of relevance as most of his current videos only get like around 80 views.
*'''BGGaming Deluxe''' - A notable [[pedophile]] [[Youtuber|Jewtuber]] that presents [[obvious]] information about ''BFB'' that is already well known. Also, he makes [[fucktarded]] ''BFDI'' [[shitposts]].
*'''Karinbyrne'''
*'''[[13 year old boys]]'''
*'''[[Asperger's Syndrome|Spergs]]''' - Autism is basically required to like ''BFDI'' and object shows.
*'''[[Dying Alone]]''' - People who watch object shows have a high chance to die alone.
*'''[[Batshit Insane]]''' - Common.
*'''[[Vyond|GoFags]]''' - A lot of objectcucks use GoAnimate to make their object shows and [[Lie|quality]] grounded videos.
*'''[[Logo Kids|Logo Editors]]''' - People who worship Klasky Csupo and make a fuckload of effect videos out of it. Also, they make Shuric Scan YTMPVs that [[Lie|they didn't steal the .veg for and spent all their hard work on.]] You'll see most of these people have effortless OC's on their profile pictures which are just random images with BFDI limbs and faces slapped onto them.
*'''MollyBee''' - The Object Show community's [[pedophile]] arch-nemesis. Constantly goes on Discord servers of the OSC in order to rape them with [[child porn]]. Also, she treats her Discord server like [[slaves]], and tries to rape/kill anyone who does not follow Molly's orders. Also got her hater in trouble for him telling her to pretend to be him.

===Fanart & OCs===
[[File:ORIGINAL CHARACTER.png|200px|thumb|right|An example of a logofag's shitty furfag OC]]
"Object fanart" is as effortless as everything else they make and usually consists of recycled assets from the original show put together in Photoshop, but nowadays due to BFB influence its more common to shittily manually draw the limbs, reducing the required effort to near zero. These atrocities can easily be found in the deepest corner of DeviantART and Twitter. Objectfags also make ''"original characters"'' sometimes, but honestly where the fuck is the original in "original character" when it comes to objectcucks, their characters are literally inanimate objects and anyone could make one.
Some Objectcucks like to go ten steps even further in unoriginality and rip off characters/items from actual cartoons, anime or videogames, add BFDI assets to it and call them their [[No|"original character"]]. If you thought it couldn't get worse there are some other OCs that are literally just [[Scrotum|balls with hair]] and limbs. Objectfags also like to make shitty drawings quoting outdated pre-2014 memes...

Okay, so we've established that the BFDI fandom is filled with 10 year-old's who only have 3 pubes and piss out from one of them. We have also gathered the fact that they have absolutely no talent and they beg people on DeviantART to draw their shitty, unoriginal and most likely down syndrome infested OC's. It is most likely a possibility that some objectcucks are fans of other shows like [[Eddsworld]] but prefer a shitty animated webtoon over a slightly less shitty webtoon. We can also gather the fact that they they haven't surpassed the level of sonic the hedgehog fans, but they are pretty close to being more autistic.

====[[Rule 34]] obsession====
If you all didn't believe all of us when we said the members of the OSC are mashing penises, here is the proof. The Object Show Community, a community for children initially has a shit ton of porn uploaded of it every 5 fucking seconds. Literally refresh every day on any rule 34 site and you'll see a fresh factory line of degenerate near child porn of object shows drawn by actual teenage girls who's parents hate them. These people all fuck eachother, and masturbate to objects religiously. It has been heavily noted that most people in this community are only in it because of their autistic obsessions and this is an actual fetish for them. On the right is an example of what you will find:

{{cg|'''Objectfaggotry Gallery'''|BFDI|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:TypicalObjectcuckArt.jpg
File:Bfdi_porn.png|Pen Island, no spaces all caps!
File:TypicalObjectcuckArt2.png
File:BFDI_DontWearThisInPublic.jpg|Don't actually wear these in public
File:Sample 16f98682681dfcc403344a8b81f93e90.jpg|What in God's name...
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File:Objectfag-WetDream.gif|[[Sick Fuck|There's people that have a fetish for numbers]]
File:Objectcucks_have_invaded_b.png|No.
File:Edgyobjectcuckart.png|Object gore, Not as better as real gore though
File:BFDIAutism1.png|
File:BFDIAutism2.png
File:BFDIAutism3.png|BIG DICKS
File:BFDIAutism4.png|'''BIG DICKS'''
File:BFDI_Milk_cum.png
File:BFDI_Creators_Watching_Porn.png|BFDI creators watching the classics
File:Teardrop's deformed bloated belly.jpg|The eyes are more smaller than the mouth
</gallery>|border=#6fd2db|color=white}}

===Logo Editing Subfandom===
If you thought the main part of the '''Battle for Dream Island''' fandom was strange and fucking retarded you might not have heard of the logofag sub-fandom within it. The '''Logo Obsessed Subfandom''' consists mostly of [[13_year_old_boys|fetuses]] who have a fetish for editing the living shit out of TV closing logos from an era in which [[Fact|they weren't even alive]]. Like the main part of the fandom they will also jerk off to [[Goanimate|anything GoFags make]] and will most likely beat the shit out of you and then shit out a century lasting grounded threat if you insult their precious logo-editing hobby, however the reason why this is/was referred to as "Post-2014 Subfandom" is because it originated in late 2014, it's slightly different from the main side of the fandom and unfortunately it continues to expand like cancer cells over time.
This objectcuck side of this community can be easily spotted in social media as they're so fucking original that they all use [[Original character|recolored BFDI cube characters]] with [[Furry|cat ears and cat tails]] as their avatars, have "teh object thingy" in their name and worship their god [[Who|Kyoobur9000]], who spawned the entire logo editing genre in the early 2010s. Most of them also are obsessed with the steaming pile of shit that is [[Greeny Phatom]] and are part of shitty [[UTTP]] ripoff groups on YouTube and Jewgle+, so [[lulz]] might be had by trolling the shit outta them.

===Modern Objectcucks===
[[File:Bfdifag.jpg|thumb|right|It is a proven fact that objectophiliacs are really attracted to the fanmade rule 34 of this show to the point where they jack their weiners off to it]]
Yep, these failed abortions still exist hanging out in the same places as they always were; now watching shit like [[CloudyEggs|BFB Cursed]] and are now obsessed with a pile of shit known as [[Baldi's Basics]], making [[Greeny Phatom]] a thing of the past. Why couldn't the HTwins just kill their shitty show?
{{clear}}

==Object Shows==
As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an object show. Some notable object shows are:
*'''[[Inanimate Insanity]]''' - A show that surprisingly has more effort put into it than the atrocity that is Battle for Dream Island. It was absolute dogshit until the second season, which is less shittier than the first. Ironically, this show is [[Truth|better than the show it was inspired by]].
*'''BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT''' - The other 4 seasons of BFDI that have less effort put into them than the first one and are just filler so the fans of the original show could shut the fuck up about the lack of episodes. ''(Note: It took them 5 damn years to make these)''
*'''Challenge to Win''' - Like the title suggests it's another show that has the same old boring "Challenge for Prize" plot and same blandness as BFDI. The first episodes of this one were animated using [[Scratch]], a shitty website objectcucks seem to love.
*'''Object Invasion''' - Another object show that used to be animated in Scratch. Has better animation than most other object shows.
*'''The Optical and The Illusions''' - The first Object show to be [[Edgy|hardcore as fuck and curse]]. The animation (if you can even call it that) is awful.
*'''Shape World''' - Probably the worst object show in existence. The "plot" is the same as BFDI, It uses BFDI's assets, It's recorded with a fucking potato, The characters are literal shapes, It's made in powerpoint and the voices are all the same.
*'''Object Overload''' - Another generic object show. The creator eventually got tired of it and stopped making episodes.
*'''Object Terror''' - Crazy emo Object Invasion ripoff about objects swearing or dying. Creator is a [[Retard|racist]] and has [[Asperger's Syndrome]].
*'''Next Top Thingy''' - NTT was a short lived object show with the same overused "Challenge for prize" plot that has been done so many times that it's actually hard to count the amount of object shows with the same plot. This show was basically what you'd get if you put [[Hell|the deviantart side of the object community]] and animated it. It was cancelled after the 2nd episode for unknown reasons.
*'''Excellent Entities''' - You thought II and OS87 was the best? Nope! This is the fucking [[lulziest]] object show ever. No fucking doubt.
*'''Object Show 87''' - An accurate parody of object shows using the most overdone Object Show Cliches.
*'''Battle For Space Palace''' - BFDI but users play as the contestants. The characters didn't even speak until episode 17 and the creator is too lazy to make the last episode.
*'''Book from BFDI''' - A "spin-off" made by some 15 year old Objectcuck who's name is "ISBSP" (International Sucking Ball Sacks Palace). This object show, like I.I and the BFDI saga, has a Italian "dub" produced by a sped.
*'''Battle for Luxurious Hotel''' - An object show that actually has effort. The shitload of assets used for contestants at different angles blends in with the traditionally animated faces and limbs. And yet it's on a fucking hiatus and instead is getting spinoff series.

===How to make your own object show===
#'''Coming up with the plot:''' Don't. Literally no one watches these for the plot so don't even bother. But if you're that desperate for a plot just do what everyone else does, copy the original show's plot.
#'''Characters:''' Take an image of a clipart object, put the shitty BFDI assets on it and give it a name that ends in "ey" (Ex: Dildoey). Don't forget to make it as unoriginal as possible by using as many cliches as you can.
#'''Animation:''' Who gives a shit about animation? Just make slideshows in PowerPoint; little kids will still watch it.
#'''Voices:''' Buy the shittiest and cheapest microphone you can find, plug it into your computer, shove it into your mouth and start deepthroating it then record all that and put it in your shitty show. Don't forget to make your voice high pitched for the female characters and low pitched for the fatass characters.

===Object Show Cliches===
*Episode starts with unnecessary dialogue between 2 characters about an unrelated topic or question.
*First challenge is some characters fighting on a wooden beam.
*Quiet character or character that doesn't speak at all
*Character with [[Cripples|no legs or arms]]
*Character is a JPEG image taken off Google Images
*[[Transgender|Female character with masculine voice or male character with squeaky voice]]
*Character that hates being called a name and says "Don't call me X" (eg: Don't call me nigger!)
*Useless and retarded character that does absolutely nothing
*Atrocious and ear murdering voice acting
*Show is about doing contests to win something
*[[Sick fuck|Unlawfully imprisoning characters to eliminate them]]
*Character that is either too nice or a complete douchebag
*[[Trap|Androgynous]] characters
*[[Mary Sue|The "nice guy" character]]
*Royalty Free Music (Mostly shit from incompetech because the BFDI fandom are all pussies who wont use copyrighted music)
*Character ripped straight out of a cartoon or videogame
*Character that isn't even an object and is just a [[Scrotum|ball with limbs and hair]]
*Internet users as characters. (ex. An "objectsona" of some crippled 12 year old on [[Twatter]])
*Character from a meme that will die very quick (ex. [[Ugandan Knuckles]])
*Characters has to be some sort of new made up gender by Tumblrfags (ex. [[Nonbinary]])

== The Incident ==
Remember the [[Inanimate Insanity]] incident where Taylor Grodin got fired for being presumably racist towards a [[Nigger|niglet]]? Well, that little niglet got fired from the BFDI animating team for saying [[Transgender|tranny]]phobic shit.

== How to troll objectcucks ==
*Make a rant on BFDI or its community
*Make fun of how their OCs are unoriginal
*Tell them their community is full of underage children
*[[Fact|Tell them object shows are shit]]
*Tell them BFDI is an effortless Total Drama ripoff
*Tell them there are better flash cartoons
*Call them objectcucks/objectfags/objectphiles
*Swear
*Show them any kind of porn or hentai
*Tell them the Huang twins are gay for eachother
*Tell them the characters in BFDI are bland, unoriginal and stupid
*Tell them 2005 Newgrounds flash cartoons have better animation than Object Shows
*Redirect them to this article
*Tell them that if they have an object show avatar their opinion doesn't matter
*Tell them that Puffball was the only good character in the show
*Tell them that almost all of the OSC is pedophilic

==See Also==
*[[Objectphiles]] (not to be confused with [[pedophiles]] in the Object Show Community)
*[[Vyond]] - A shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis. They used the rayman theme to make the object characters
*[[BonziWORLD]] - Although [[Shit no one cares about|obscure]] nowadays, It's another shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
*[[DeviantART]] - YET another shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
*[[Flash]]
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[Overrated]] - Object shows in general.
*[[Fetish]]
*[[Greeny Phatom]] - Another show objectcucks are attracted to. Believe it or not this one has even less effort put into it than the 2 last seasons of BFDI.
*[[Total Drama]] - What BFDI ripped off
*[[Homestar Runner]] - What BFDI wishes it was, they even referenced it in BFDIA 17
*[[Lock Legion]] - BFDI but before it was [[lie|cool]] and quite possibly [[truth|better]]
*[[The Annoying Orange]] - Another series catering to objectfags, minus any actual animation.

==External Links==
*{{yt|u|jacknjellify|jacknjellify}} - Creators of BFDI
*{{twitter|jacknjellify}}
*{{fb|battlefordreamisland}}
*[http://bfdi.tv/5b BFDIA 5b] The Official BFDI (flash) Game
*[https://www.battlefordreamisland.wikia.com The BFDI Wikia]
*[http://battlefordreamislandfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_For_Dream_Island_Fanon_Wiki The BFDI Fanon Wikia]
*[https://www.tumblr.com/search/bfdi+nsfw Even if you're a satanist or atheist you'll need a bible after scrolling through these tags on Tumblr]

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