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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating]] [[Over 9000|500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the superior race, it&#039;s clear how they realized their dominance]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of [[Poor|Burundi]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, just like [[Israel]], is never the aggressor, however others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2009 East Congo offensive&lt;br /&gt;
*2009 [[Dong]]o rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2015 Burundian coup attempt&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Graded score&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Style:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rapeseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems like all the portals are up. Now we need to fill content in them. [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 02:55, 14 October 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating]] [[Over 9000|500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the superior race, it&#039;s clear how they realized their dominance]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of [[Poor|Burundi]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, just like [[Israel]], is never the aggressor, however others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2009 East Congo offensive&lt;br /&gt;
*2009 [[Dong]]o rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2015 Burundian coup attempt&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rapeseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:GNA]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Interahamwe</title>
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		<title>Kagame</title>
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		<title>Paul Kagame</title>
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		<title>Tutsi</title>
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{{Spoiler|the nurse is finally being portrayed in xer [[Transgender|{{colortext|#ff1080|true form}}]] at long last}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|They got rid of the Nurse and brought back, Fan Favorite, David Tenant as The 14th Doctor to try and save the show because, like a Woman, The Nurse sucked}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:All doctors.JPG|thumb|The Nurse(s).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Happiness patrol tardis.png|thumb|right|The 13th Nurse&#039;s bridesmaids redecorating]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drwhosexmacro1.jpg|thumb|right|Recent series have been rife with invisible sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; is a long-running British [[science fiction]] TV series that&#039;s been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the [[BBC]]. &#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039; is to the British what &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[Star Trek]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[Star Wars]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us#Battlestar Galactica|Battlestar Galactica]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;[[Stargate]]&#039;&#039; is to Americans; something for [[asexual]] geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least the tiniest of chances of reproducing. Since the show is [[British]] it is forced to hire [[gay|better]] actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of &#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039;, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint [[anime]] starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie.  It&#039;s main selling point for American [[faggots]] is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created [[Wales|Torchwood]]. Today, Nurse Who is [[Avatar (movie)|Avatar]] for [[otherkin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The series centers on a time-traveling alien called &amp;quot;The Nurse&amp;quot;. Initially, this was because all the other names were taken, but EPIC RETCONS have resulted in the fanbase regarding this writing fail as something DEEP and MEANINGFUL. The Nurse is the last of xer race, the mystical Timefags. (Except xe isn&#039;t, because JAMES BOND is also a Timefag, and is trapped in a void with all the other Timefags for all eternity, forced to watch Torchwood reruns. For reals).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Regeneration==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidtennant.jpg|thumb|right|David Tennant in a typical scene from &#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
According to [[Godwin&#039;s Law]], as a season of &#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039; approaches the end, the probability of the actor quitting the job approaches 1, as they get offers for better roles, or begin to realize that their professional image has been completely nuked by being associated with the show. As a result, the lead actor usually gets replaced approximately every five episodes. To deal with this, an in-story explanation was given in the form of &amp;quot;Regenerations&amp;quot;; essentially speaking, when the Nurse dies, xe glows like a Christmas tree and morphs into another, prettier, younger actor in order to appeal to the hordes of American [[16-year-old girls]] who watch this show because they&#039;re tired of getting made fun of for drawing [[Fan Art]] of [[faggots|boys]] [[Anime#The_.22Artform.22|who can&#039;t speak English]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The JFK Connection==&lt;br /&gt;
The show premiered on BBC 1 on November 23rd, 1963, less than a day after [[John F. Kennedy]] was [[pwned]] at the hands of Lee Harvey Oswald. Prior to this, all BBC programming since 1066 had been dedicated to coverage of the assassination, and most British viewers tuned in because they were already glued to the set waiting to see if JFK was still dead. The coincidence of the show&#039;s premier and the assassination prompted Oliver Stone to believe there was some sort of conspiracy going on. Although Stone could find no evidence, his research, along with several dozen lines of cocaine and a syringe or two of pure heroin with no talc cut, led to the movie &#039;&#039;JFK&#039;&#039; some 30 years later.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Zodiac Killer Connection==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Doctor zodiac.png|150px|thumb|right|The 14th Nurse is the Zodiac Killer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
It has been a long held belief by SFPD Inspector David Toschi that a possible suspect for the Zodiac killings was The Nurse. Utilizing the [[retard|Tardus]], the killer would have always been two steps ahead. It would also explain long periods of inactivity between the killings and the letters, along with why obtaining a reliable DNA sample and fingerprint match, along with a positive identification had been impossible. Confirmed photo evidence taken by the Zodiac at the time of one of his killings, and mailed into the San Francisco Chronicle journalist Paul Avery, seems to validate this theory to some degree.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Homosexuality and Nurse Who==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Colin_Baker_70s_Porn.jpg|thumb|right|Before his [[fail|long and successful career]] on &#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039;, [[Fatty|Colin]] [[Insane_Clown_Posse#Juggalos|Baker]] was [[rich and beautiful]] and doing [[retro|&#039;70s]] [[porn]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Although everyone knows that the series began as a covert operation to promote [[faggotry]] among [[British]] kids it was foiled by a tradition instituted by William Hartnell when xe deflowered Carole Ann Ford onscreen during the live broadcast of &#039;&#039;The Rim of Destruction&#039;&#039;. Successive Nurse Whos (or as they say in Britain, Nurse&#039;&#039;s&#039;&#039; Who) have honored xis memory by fucking every woman to appear on the show since. However it took until 2005 for Nurse Who to get xer some of that sweet, sweet man-loving. As soon as xe met bisexual whore Captain Jack Harkness, the Nurse jumped at the chance to fuck the strapping young lad. Fortunately, when xe regenerated shortly after getting laid, Nurse Who ran as far as possible from Jack rather than resume their relationship and spent several years avoiding his phone calls and even fled to the end of time to avoid Jack, who to this day wonders why the Nurse fucked him and ran away the next morning before he woke up.&lt;br /&gt;
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Further evidence of the Nurse&#039;s faggotry comes in the following three seasons where the Nurse goes through three long-term female companions, not to mention xer short time with [[Neighbours|Kylie Minogue]], and manages to get absolutely zero fucking done, despite the fact that the first two of them were [[Virgin|in love with her]]. Xe was so desperate was he to avoid fucking the first one that he arranged an elaborate scheme to get her stuck in an inescapable alternate universe, which she subsequently escaped from, then gave her an actual clone of ximself to make [[babies]] with.&lt;br /&gt;
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To get the second girl off xis ass, he had her family racially cleansed by his Nazi boyfriend the Master, since they were all half-[[negros]] and that shit is just plain wrong. The third chick, we can&#039;t really blame him for, because she was both a [[ginger]], a [[fat|fatty]] and yet still immediately [[friend zone|friendzone&#039;d]] him. She was also the most important woman in the universe for a while. Yeah. [[Suicide|Think about that.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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More recently, allegations of the Nurse&#039;s gayness have resurfaced after Flesh and Stone, aired on May 1st, where Amy Pond was clearly [[Asking for it|handing it to him on a plate]] and while viewers were fapping, xe was all &amp;quot;no that&#039;s not a good idea&amp;quot;, proving beyond all reasonable doubt that xe&#039;s a fucking [[faggot]]. That, or newcomer writer Steven Moffat was desperately trying to undo the rampant faggotry inflicted upon the show by his predecessor, Russell T Davies&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Hello-kitty-with-dalek.jpg|thumb|right|What &#039;&#039;[[Nurse Who]]&#039;&#039; fans look like.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doctor Who Zoe Herriot DAT ASS.jpg|thumb|Painstakingly rendered posterior.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Wanna have some fun with the Who Fanboys? Throw these stones at their glass TARDISes:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Call the lead character &amp;quot;Nurse Who&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;The Nurse&amp;quot;, but you already knew that one.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Say Colin Baker is the &#039;&#039;best&#039;&#039; actor to ever play Nurse Who.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Say Sylvester McCoy is the coolest Nurse Who, even throughout xis entire tenure on the show plus a good ten plus years afterwords, fanboys hated xim and blamed xim for ruining the show. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Say that Rose Tyler is a [[blonde]] [[whore|hoebag]], and watch them all rise to defend the honor of their imaginary [[Mai Waifu|bride]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Say that Rose Tyler was the &#039;&#039;only&#039;&#039; companion ever and watch them all rise to attack you for horning in on their imaginary [[Mai Waifu|bride]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Claim that K-9 Mark II was better than K-9 Mark I or Mark III.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note that the Polarity of a Neutron Flow cannot be reversed. Also note that such a statement was never the Third Nurse&#039;s catchphrase, which is true, even though the whole of Who fandom denies it.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Tell them Patrick Troughton totally sucked ass as Nurse Who, because only two 30-second clips of xis run exists.   &lt;br /&gt;
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*Tell them that Master Who wants to bone Nurse Who, in particular the Fifth, Tenth and Third Nurse Whos. In that order. Actually, any mention of homoerotic subtext will rile fanboys.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Anyone who&#039;s a true fan realizes that the show &amp;quot;Jumped The Shark&amp;quot; after Ian and Barbara left.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Say that Jelly Babies are gay&lt;br /&gt;
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*Say that Jammie Dodgers are gay&lt;br /&gt;
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*Say that bowties, Fezzes, Stetsons or anything else that Matt Smith thinks is cool, are gay&lt;br /&gt;
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*Refer to episodes and serials as pissmidgets. Don&#039;t explain why.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Suggest to a fangirl that The Nurse slept with Martha Jones.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;David Tennant is the best Nurse Who of all time!&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; Many actually believe this. Instead, tell them Christopher Eccleston is the best Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Have the hot young actor regenerate into an old man/woman/other.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; [[LOL|OOPS, LOOKS LIKE IT HAPPENED.]] MOFFAT IS TROLLING THE WHOVIANS AND THEY ARE BUTTHURT.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Suggest that the next Nurse will be a woman who will replace the old guy when xe regenerates.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; [[LOL|OOPS, LOOKS LIKE IT HAPPENED.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Nurse Who Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, we cannot forget the people involved with the show and its [[fucktard]]ed fandom... unless they aren&#039;t involved with [[lulz]], in which case [[nobody gives a shit]] about them.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Nurses===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;William Hartnell&#039;&#039;&#039; - First Nurse Who, back when the day when the writers had no fucking clue about who the character was and except that xe had a time machine and a jailbait granddaughter whose teachers were stalking her. Xis version of the Nurse was a cranky old man who was always being a smart-ass and generally was a bitter cranky old wo/man/other who no one would have hung out with if xe had not owned a time machine. Xis era was broadcast live and is fondly remembered for the comedy occasions when xe would soil ximself, implore Susan not to take xim back to the nursing home, rail incoherently against the blacks and spout meaningless gibberish that nobody could tell apart from the actual scripts. When the cure for Brain Rot Disease was discovered in the 70s xe traveled back in time and destroyed many of these episodes to hide xis shame and also to annoy xis inflatable son Ian Levine.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Troughton&#039;&#039;&#039; - Nobody really knows what xis Nurse Who was like since the BBC burned half xis episodes during a bad acid trip. Or maybe because the episodes looked like a bad acid trip. Who knows? They were burned so no one can tell now, ha ha! Anyway, the few episodes that survived showed that Troughton [[gay|played a mean flute]], looked like Moe Howard from the Three Stooges, and ran screaming from the baddies. Xe also had a horny Scottish sidekick who wore a kilt, a young Victorian-era girl named (with the imagination for which Nurse Who was famous) Victoria who was forced upon xim by the witness protection program when she was the only witness to the murder of her family by the Daleks, a future girl-genius named Zoe. It was at the end of Troughton&#039;s run that the writers finally decided to name xis alien species (the [[Klingons]]) and had Nurse Who crawl back to xis people in order to relocate several hundred kidnapped soldiers to their proper time. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jon Pertwee&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Austin Powers-wannabe who spent the bulk of xis run as the Nurse stuck on Earth, due to the BBC refusing to pay for any more quarries. On the other hand, xe got to hang out with the holy trinity of retro-Who babes (Miz Shaw, Ho Grant, and Lois Lane Smith). PLUS had the Brigadier as his sub. Was also the first Nurse to fight and fuck Master Who since Hartnell. Barrowman left the series in order to play a grouchy old scarecrow that was a knockoff of Oscar the Grouch.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doctor Who Pub of Infinity.jpg|thumb|Tom Baker]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tom Baker&#039;&#039;&#039; - Known in the US as &amp;quot;T3h SCARF D00D&amp;quot;. A former bricklayer who had to become an actor when it became apparent that xe couldn&#039;t lay bricks any better than xe could lay women, Famous for xis long scarf, bulging eyes, toothy grin, and wildly curly brown hair, xe is now unrecognizable since xe is now an [[insane]], [[fat]], [[drunk]] old fart with short, white hair and is reduced to doing voiceovers on Little Britain. Fucked, married, then divorced both Romanas simultaneously on and off-screen before divorcing them for Billie Piper.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Peter Davidson&#039;&#039;&#039; (AND NOT DAVISON, DAMMIT) - Was actually a household name before becoming Nurse Who, thanks to xis skill for [[bestiality|sticking his hand up a cow&#039;s bum]]. A lisping, insipid and utterly talentless [[dickgirl|androgyne]], xis harem included a trio of babes (Nyssa, Turlough, and Peri, who he died saving), an annoying antipodean brat (Tegan), and a Wesley Crusher type who was constantly being put into bondage peril for the gay male (meaning the entire) audience to jack off to. Davison ultimately quit after Patrick Troughton pulled xim aside and told him to quit after three days, with xis final story having him sacrificing his life so that Peri&#039;s magnificent tits could live. However, Davidsons real life daughter (Georgia Moffett) recently appeared in the show as the Nurse&#039;s daughter, and as you can see [http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/ent/fear_stress_anger/300georgia_moffett.jpg here], she&#039;s worth a good poking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Colon Baker&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Fatty|Fatass]] whose portrayal of Nurse Who as a sarcastic, classless pompous [[goatse|asshole]] is generally viewed as the &amp;quot;jump the shark&amp;quot; point in the franchise&#039;s history. Not even Peri&#039;s tits could save xis run as Nurse Who and xe was fired from canon for sexually assaulting Maggie Stables. After a brief stint as the lead on Russian soap Anna Karenina xe was forced by popular demand to retire and devote the rest of his life to xis hobby of [[Monty Python]] reenactments. Was originally married to Tom Baker, although Colon&#039;s maiden name is unknown and frankly we don&#039;t wanna know. Recently died while performing xis favorite scene, the Noel Coward Banquet Explosion from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Meaning of Life&#039;&#039;, at a benefit gig for xis favorite fanzine, &#039;&#039;Tachyon TV&#039;&#039;. Only one person went to xis funeral, where it was revealed that Baker was actually the twin sibling *and* consensual lover of [[Gary Glitter]]. Other than two ditchdiggers, a trainspotting heroin junkie hooker, and two bums looking for a handout, nobody else showed up to watch Baker get dropped into the dirt nap hole, not even xis rabbi.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sylvester McCoy&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wales|Scottish]] actor who played the final Nurse Who (#7) before the show was erased from history by popular demand. In xis first year he was made to play the Nurse a la Colon Baker, as a bad-ass clown willing to blow up entire planets and manipulate anyone and everyone to get things done. Xe also got his own sidekick, Ace, a redneck neo-Nazi who hated gays and commies so much that she routinely hunted them down and killed them with her arsenal of pipe bombs. In his second year, xe was allowed to create xis own take on the character and fell asleep, followed by the audience. McCoy is also a lucky fuck due to fanboy revisionism: xis three year run as Nurse Who was pretty much universally reviled when it first aired, but after ten years (and Paul McGann), fans decided to ignore McCoy&#039;s second two years and declare xim Bad-Ass Juggalo Nurse Who #1 due to his actions in xis first year. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:10th regeneration.gif|thumb|right|150px|Leaked footage of the last 2009 special showing the Nurse regenerate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Paul McGann&#039;&#039;&#039; - Nurse Who for the revival in 1996 with a TV Movie that killed any hopes of a revival for the franchise for another 8 years. The first Nurse Who to pay extra to kiss a girl on the lips during sex, which of course upset the fangirls because they always wanted xim to be a fudgepacker. As such, xe is generally deemed to be worst Nurse Who ever by many fanboys who argue that even though Colin Baker was worse, at least Colin didn&#039;t kill the entire franchise dead after one story.  &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[1984|John Hurt]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The missing link in Nurse Who.  The [[Lie|answer]] to the 17 year question, &amp;quot;How did the Eighth Nurse regenerate into the Ninth Nurse?&amp;quot;  Called the &amp;quot;War Nurse&amp;quot; because [[Retard|Moffat]] wants to confuse the fans even further and &amp;quot;The Eighth-and-a-Halfth Nurse&amp;quot; sounded stupid.  However, the David Tennant/Matt Smith [[Fag|fantards]] think xe&#039;s [[Too old|TOO OLD]] to be the Nurse, apparently... LOL, too &#039;&#039;dead&#039;&#039;, as of January 2017 and unlikely to regenerate.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Christopher Eccleston&#039;&#039;&#039; - 9th Nurse Who and star of the first season of the series when it was resurrected. Looked like a [[skinhead]] soccer hooligan and shouted &amp;quot;FUCKING FANTASTIC!&amp;quot; every other sentence, due to xim being fucked up in the head either due to the Time War or having chugged too many cans of Cyberman 10W30 Motor Oil. Eccleston can become invisible at will, and is actually the one responsible for all that invisible buttsecks across the [[series of tubes|internet]]. Was the only Nurse Who with the balls to intentionally kill a giant face until David Tennant and the first Nurse Who to be paid extra to kiss a man. Left the series to play Destro in the live action G.I. Joe movie after one year because xe got tired of Chris Evans asking to join in xis wild donkey fornication sessions with Billie Piper.  Predictably, no one has heard from xim since.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doctorajt.jpg|thumb|Om nom nom... biscuits.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;David Tennant&#039;&#039;&#039; - Tenth Nurse. A skinny faggot. Fangirls think xe&#039;s sexy and traded in xis white Mary Sue for a black Mary Sue picked out of the queue at Blockbusters. Even more hardcore than McCoy or Rooney, this Nurse would wipe out entire species and set up hellish prison cells onboard the Tardis for people who said xis hair looked stupid, and as a result was named by Davros as &amp;quot;Mike Nelson, destroyer of worlds.&amp;quot; Xe was held [[rape|prisoner]] by Master Who, who turned xim old when Tennant dared Master Who to make love to the first Nurse Who. In the finale of series 4, xis wanking hand turned into a clone or some bullshit and the clone (named Handy, as in Jack) was sent to the Steelverse as a [[RealDoll]] for Rose. &#039;&#039;This actually happened&#039;&#039;. Also it&#039;s been confirmed in a BBC press release that Nurse Who is no longer allowed to wear clothes for the Christmas special and series 5, as pictured above. Rassilon help us all.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:11thDoctor.jpg|150px|thumb|right|The 11th Nurse]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Paedophilia|Matt Smith]]&#039;&#039;&#039; has a &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;drunken&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; giraffe neck, no eyebrows, and the hair and fashion sense of a Philadelphia, Purto Rican, color blind faggot with Tourette&#039;s that&#039;s overly fond of dressing in the dark, but somehow xe&#039;s cute enough to pass as a Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Old|Peter Capaldi]]&#039;&#039;&#039; IS THE TWELF NARSE OMG!!!!1!!11! But this time, xe&#039;s 50 years old so [[fangirls]] cry about how they can&#039;t fantasize on someone who isn&#039;t Matt Smith or David Tennant. Starred in some TV show called &#039;&#039;The Thick Of It&#039;&#039; and [[Tourettes|overuses the word fuck.]] Tons of people are also butthurt that a [[nigger]], [[woman]] or [[ginger]] hasn&#039;t been cast as the Nurse. [[Faggot|Steven Moffat]] made Capaldi the 12th Nurse to troll all the ugly fangirls who drooled over David Tennant and Matt Smith&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Peter Capaldi in drag.jpg|Twelve is a [[Chris-chan|tomgirl.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Caitlyn Jenner|Jodie Whittaker]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Thirteenth Nurse.  The first female Nurse.  She is currently causing major [[butthurt]] with the [[retard|fantards]] because, as they&#039;re arguing, for 50 years the Nurse has had a [[penis]] and now because the BBC and the writers of NurseWho had to give in to [[SJW]]s they have to put up with xim getting in touch with xis feminine side and plots revolving around The Nurse discovering the wonderful sensations that can be had with a shower massager set on pulse.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Black people|Jo Martin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - the Ruthless Nurse, replacing Jodie Whittaker halfway through her second season due to the latter&#039;s abyssmal ratings.  Martin was the first fat black woman Nurse, the first female Nurse, and the first nurse, period,  after traveling back in time to replace Whittaker.  As part of the [[BBC]]&#039;s commitment to [[DIE|Diversity, Inclusion and Equity]], xe carried a Smith &amp;amp; Wesson .40 instead of the traditional Sonic Screwdriver, and was raised by a single mother.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Eight random BBC production staff&#039;&#039;&#039; - all white and (with the exception of Douglas Camfield) straight men who became the -7th through 0th Nurses as the result of a &amp;quot;continuity error&amp;quot; in the 1970s.  According to Philip Hinchcliffe, the last surviving member of said group, a binding contract was signed and placed in a sealed envelope, to be opened in the event that the BBC ever changed the Nurse&#039;s race, which happened for the first time in 2020.  Its exact words were &amp;quot;If a golliwog [sic] can be the Nurse, so can we&amp;quot;.  Following through on its contractual obligations, the BBC depicted all eight white supremacists in the title role for one second each as &amp;quot;the Morbius Nurses&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Electric Boogaloo|David Tennant 2: Electric Boogaloo]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Jodie Whittaker regenerated into David Tennant AND got new clothes?!&lt;br /&gt;
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What the fantards want is a hero male that will go out into the galaxy, winning wars and loving women, you know, stuff they can never do - especially the latter.  They don&#039;t want some chick who is going to spend all her time in the T.A.R.D.I.S.&#039; kitchen making sammiches because they know that what the writers of Nurse Who will do is make her another [[Mary Sue]] female character that can kick ass and pee standing up because most people have no idea how to portray a strong female character unless she&#039;s perfect in every way.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We at ED find ourselves agreeing with the fans because their last attempt at &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; a strong female character like Clara ended in disaster.  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like so many Mary Sues before her, Clara&#039;s critical flaw was one of fantastic importance and her&#039;s was her inability to make a soufle.  Galaxies exploded because she kept opening the oven too soon, causing it to fall.  So what will the 13th Nurse&#039;s be if the writers take this route, she&#039;ll be clumsy, refuses to dress like a chick, she&#039;s a hermorphadite?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Many fanboys think that Jodi Whittaker will be another Sylvester McCoy that will kill the series for another 20 years the same way that [[Nerd|Scott Bakula]] killed the Star Trek Franchise because, they are saying, after Peter Capaldi, the show is already in danger of being cancelled.  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
If this were [[HBO]] and not [[BBC]], they could erase their fanboys doubts with their demands for tits.  What we at ED are hoping for is that this is an elaporate troll by the BBC but this is England and they are known for caving into groups of 5 or more singing catchy chants.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Shit nobody cares about|The other Nurses]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Peter Cushing&#039;&#039;&#039; - known as the &amp;quot;Second and a Half Nurse Who&amp;quot;. Starred in two cheap theatrical movies featuring some old fart claiming to be &amp;quot;the Nurse&amp;quot;. Both were low-budget adaptations of the same Dalek episodes, and while the BBC made a lot of money off the films, the [[fag|Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts]] or &#039;&#039;&#039;RADA&#039;&#039;&#039; put Cushing on the Black List, which relegated xim to shit roles in even shittier [[Dracula]] flicks featuring [[fag|Christopher Lee]]. As final penance, Cushing was forced to accept a really shit role as Grand Moff Tarkin in [[George Lucas]]&#039; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;first&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fourth &#039;&#039;[[Star Wars]]&#039;&#039; flick. However, due to the RADA punishment clauses, xe was not eligible for any profit sharing should Lucas&#039; film be a hit. This proved to be too much of an embarrassment, and Cushing dropped dead in shame while feeding pigeons in Picadilly Circus in the middle of rush hour traffic. Xis body wasn&#039;t picked up for three weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Richard Hurndall&#039;&#039;&#039; - Known as the &amp;quot;Phony Original Nurse Who&amp;quot;. [[fag|Fag]] British stock actor who took over a radio show originated by Edward R. Murrow during [[WWII]]. After pushing the acceptance of [[faggotry]] by the British to the limit by playing a gay antique dealer who tried to pick up Harold Steptoe in &#039;&#039;Steptoe and Son&#039;&#039;, xe was relegated to bit parts until RADA punished him by making xim play the First Nurse Who in the 25th Anniversary Special - William Hartnell had died of shame in 1975. Hurndall also died of the same shame at having lowered himself to playing one of the Nurse Whos, much less appearing on the show itself. Unlike Harnell, who lasted eight years after xe left the show, Hurndall&#039;s shame was far greater, and he only lasted five &#039;&#039;months&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rowan Atkinson&#039;&#039;&#039; - AKA &amp;quot;Nurse WhoBean&amp;quot;. Played the &amp;quot;9.25th Nurse&amp;quot; as part of a spoof for a Brit charity. Purportedly done as part of a public service requirement to clear Atkinson&#039;s record following xis arrest for downloading [[pedo|kiddie porn]] featuring [[Princess Diana]] and [[Heath Ledger]]. Generally considered the more intelligent, serious portrayal of Nurse Who evah.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Hugh Grant&#039;&#039;&#039; - Known to Whofans as &amp;quot;Nurse Who-re&amp;quot;. Played Nurse Who in the same spoof as Rowan Atkinson. Also got two blowjobs from Joanna Lumley after the show. For fifty dollars each.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Joanna Lumley&#039;&#039;&#039; - best known for playing a bimbo coke whore on &#039;&#039;Fagsolutely Fabulous&#039;&#039; in the 90&#039;s. Played the &amp;quot;13th Nurse Who&amp;quot; in that same spoof - called &#039;&#039;The Curse of the Show that Wouldn&#039;t Stay Dead&#039;&#039; or something like that - as Atkinson and Grant, only that xe did the spoof voluntarily so that she could meet Grant. To this day Lumley thinks Grant gave xer the $50.00 USD for cab fare, and that xe gave him the two blowjobs as an act of appreciation for his &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;acting&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benedick Cumberbitch&#039;&#039;&#039; - Was in [[Star Trek]]. Xe&#039;s fugly yet the fangirls want xim like a dying faggot wants water in a desert. Best known for playing [[Sherlock]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;David Bradley&#039;&#039;&#039; - Best known for playing Argus Filch in [[Harry Potter|Harry Potter]] and [[Pedofork|Walder Frey]] in [[Game of Thrones|Game of Thrones]].  Played William Hartnell in&#039;&#039; An Adventure in Space in Time&#039;&#039;.  It&#039;s is only role where xe doesn&#039;t play a creepy old guy that looks homeless and drunk.  Instead, xe just plays an old person.  Guess xe&#039;s moving up...&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Master Who&#039;&#039;&#039; is Nurse Who&#039;s &amp;quot;best &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;enemy&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; enema&amp;quot;. [[ISWYDT|Has been]] played by several actors who were either being punished by RADA, or were desperate for the work to keep from starving to death:&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Roger Delgado&#039;&#039;&#039; played the first confirmed appearance of Master Who. Delgado was Jon Pertwee&#039;s drinking buddy, and Pertwee got xim the job so he could pay off xis pub tab when Pertwee was cast as the Third Nurse Who. [[an hero|Died]] in [[Tibet]] after xis car drove over a [[The Young Ones|CLIFF!]] in 1979.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Peter Pratt&#039;&#039;&#039; played the second version of Master Who, albeit posthumously. Pratt died of starvation while waiting outside the BBC offices for a casting call, and after having decomposed for several weeks was simply propped up and filmed as-is with no additional makeup necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Anthony Ainley&#039;&#039;&#039; (*snicker*) played the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;third&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fourth actor to play the villainous [[BDSM|Master Who]], but since the other actors have never been the source of any drama, nobody cares. Was forced to play Master Who as an over-the-top metrosexual who was constantly following around Peter Davison&#039;s Fifth Nurse Who. In 1997 xe returned to playing Master Who in some shitty computer game, and after that returned to the convention circuit where he would flirt with his [[underage]] fangirls. Xe died in May 2004, leaving behind a million deranged [[fangirl]]s who write bad [[slash]] fanfiction. Xe no longer has that rubbish beard. Nor do the fangirls desire xis reproductive fluids in their hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Eric Roberts&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Bisexual]] Husband of Julia Roberts, played Master Who in the Eighth Nurse Who&#039;s TV Movie. Xis character, a paramedic, was killed and taken over by Master Who after being [[rape|orally raped]] by a snake made of three gallons of sperm-flavored Jell-O. Rod Stewart reportedly auditioned for this role when it was revealed through fandom how Master Who gets a new body, but declined the part when it was revealed that the &amp;quot;sperm snake&amp;quot; would be CGI and not actually played by a boatload of Sailors that would send him back to the hospital for another famous stomach pump.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;John &amp;quot;Fatboy&amp;quot; Slimm&#039;&#039;&#039; plays Master Who in the New Series, who uses the totally gay pseudonym of &amp;quot;Mr Saxon&amp;quot;. Xe stole all of Anthony Ainley&#039;s fangirls. Slimm&#039;s Master Who is possibly the best villain evar, because xe has a soundboard so xe can play background music to xis life. At the end of xis appearance, xe gets Glocked by xis wife and &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;cremated like a fucking pussy.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; lol no xe comes back to life and turns everyone on earth into a copy of ximself, then becomes [[an hero]] trying to prove ximself better than Prince Barin from Arboria.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Michelle Gomez&#039;&#039;&#039; - plays the first [[Role-play|female incarnation of the Master]], who calls xerself &amp;quot;[[Transsexual|Missy]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Frogdalek.png|thumb|right|150px|The new series five Daleks]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dalek Cosplay.jpg|thumb|150px|Typical Dalek [[fangirl]]. EXTERMINATE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Daleks&#039;&#039;&#039;, [[Nazis]] from space who believed themselves to be the master race, a bunch of homicidal robots whose designs were stolen from a set of salt and pepper shakers, are arguably Nurse Who&#039;s &#039;&#039;worst&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;enemy&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; enema because they&#039;ve been on more episodes of the series than Master Who. At the same time, [[some argue]] that the Daleks are totally gay, though they certainly do NOT have their plungers up his bum. The truth can be found on YouTube. However, they were actually the [[beta]] version of the very [[SFB|not gay]] [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]]: further proof of the daleks being not gay is that they starred in a porno where they kidnap and [[raep]] some [[lesbians]] for the lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a recent [[Fanboy|NWM Magazine]] poll, the Daleks were voted to second place in a &amp;quot;what to get rid of...&amp;quot; poll, but the fans were disgusted to find that the number one spot was held by [[nothing]]!&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s very likely that the reason people wanted to get rid of them is because they actually have the best lines in the entire series.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Davros===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davros_shoop.GIF|thumb|right|150px|Davros]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Davros&#039;&#039;&#039; was the creator of the Daleks and was later redesigned to be more reminiscent of The Emperor from &#039;&#039;Star Wars&#039;&#039; after Steven Moffett binge watched the entire &#039;&#039;Star Wars&#039;&#039; series for 2 weeks straight hoping for inspiration on how to make NurseWho more appealing to American Audiences that expect a little more out of Science Fiction.  Instead of trying to fake the science or hire an consultant like Star Trek, he felt it best to go with the George Lucas technique of giving up any and all chance at reality and continually repeating, &amp;quot;Because I said so.&amp;quot; When fans question the science or discover a contradiction.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Davros later became the inspiration for &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Stephen Hawking]]&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039;, chair, voice and all.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Cyberwomen===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robot-man.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A horribly terrifying Cyberman]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Cyberwomen&#039;&#039;&#039; were a bunch of lame-assed robots claiming to be cyborgs who could be killed by shoving gold dust down their windpipes. They look like rejects of &#039;&#039;Battlestar Galactica&#039;&#039;&#039;s cylons. &#039;Of course, they were invented when gold was ~$35.00 USD per ounce. These days, most people would just pack up the gold and let the Cyberwomen rape, maim and kill whoever was left behind. &#039;&#039;&#039;Glen Larson&#039;&#039;&#039; would later rip these chrome toasters off for the original Cylons on &#039;&#039;Battlestar Ponderosa&#039;&#039;. Why the BBC never sued his Mormon ass to poverty still begs explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
Also, another shitty sci-fi show, &#039;&#039;[[Star Trek]]&#039;&#039; managed to rip off the Cyberwomen in a new innovative form: The borg. &#039;&#039;Star Trek&#039;&#039; fans still to this day will kill themselves if you make the comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally back in the day of BW TV, the cyberwomen came from a &amp;quot;twin earth&amp;quot; called Mondas or some shit, which orbited 180° away from the real earth and so was always on the far side of the sun. But in the new series, the cyberwomen come from a parallel dimension where cybertech lives alongside fucking zeppelins. None of the writers has ever attempted to explain this sudden jumpcut in the continuity but then again seeing as Who has as much continuity as a bowl of alphabet soup perhaps that would be expecting too much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Rani Who&#039;&#039;&#039; explained what happens when a Time Person goes through raging menopause. The fact that actor &#039;&#039;&#039;Kate O&#039;Mara&#039;&#039;&#039; was going through &amp;quot;the Change&amp;quot; every time xhe played Rani Who probably explained why everyone hated the character. Either that, or xhe reminded them of their mom/wife.&lt;br /&gt;
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===WOTAN===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;WOTAN&#039;&#039;&#039; was to Nurse Who what every computer in &#039;&#039;[[Star Trek]]&#039;&#039; was to Captain Kirk - something to pull the plug on for the lulz. Notable for trying to conquer the world with the use of Hollerith Punch Cards. It should have waited for teh [[Internet]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Omega===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Omega&#039;&#039;&#039; was one of the Klingons who gave Nurse Who and xis people the TARDIS technology. For doing some thing *that* stupidly fucked, xe was flushed down a black hole. Twice. xe later was reincarnated as [[Dick Cheney]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Those Responsible For This Particular Act Of Atrocity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hereistardis.jpg|thumb|John Nathan Turner would routinely sodomize low-level members of the production crew within the now iconic TARDIS prop.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;John Nathan-Turner&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fat gay producer during the [[1980s]] who, according the fans, killed the show. Died in 2002 from an overdose of bad Hawaiian shirts.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Eric Saward&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fat, straight script editor whose fascination with violence and guns catapulted Nurse Who to Halo Live status. Left the production office when his proposed idea for &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;The Trial of Jasper Carrot&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;, which would have seen Nurse Who and Valeyard Who trapped behind a time-vent door watching midget porn, was turned down in favor of a script involving death by [[internets|Mega-Byte Modems]]. Currently contributes to NW DVDs where he restrains himself non-stop from fleeing to JNT&#039;s grave and desecrating it physically, not just metaphorically.&lt;br /&gt;
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(All levity aside, Eric, seriously man...how do you go from &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Earthshock&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Attack of the Cybermen&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; in just under years, and from &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Caves of Androzani&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;The Twin Dilemma&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; in only &#039;&#039;&#039;six freakin&#039; DAYS&#039;&#039;&#039;??) &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Pip and Jane Baker&#039;&#039;&#039;: While fans claim there is no relation between these writers and Colin Baker, the fact all three contributed unfathomable amounts of drivel to the series ties their name together in true symbolism. Their biggest contributions were creating Kate O&#039;Mara&#039;s tits, and having Nurse Who gas a whole race (in &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Terror of the [[Jews|Vervoids]]&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Russell T. Davies&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fat gay producer for the new series who brought the show back specifically to [[butthurt]] the show&#039;s fanbase (all five of them). He has endeared Nurse Who to the gay community by portraying them as normal people like the rest of us - talking about their relationships for no obvious reason and dying meaningless deaths once he&#039;s done with them. Now he&#039;s working on some kind of X-Files in Space Cardiff thing and boning John Barrowman. Still, his sole credit is he created &amp;quot;Dark Season&amp;quot;, which featured a Nazi Gaz Top in shades and a leather jacket. Smooth.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ian Levine&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fat gay fanboy. Got famous for being JNT&#039;s cocksucker during the 80s, finding missing episodes, and making a shit charity record for when the show was on hiatus. A charity record. FOR A TV SHOW. Russell T. Davies created the Absorbaloff monster solely to mock him.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris Chinball&#039;&#039;&#039; - In 1986, Chinball became one of the first Whovians to attempt [[vandalism]] on JNT and [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank]] out his contributions on live television, calling them &amp;quot;repetitive&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;less challenging&amp;quot;. In 2006, he himself would be [[butthurt]] by irony when he became head writer of &#039;&#039;Torchwood&#039;&#039; and wrote the most reviled episodes of the series. His first monster for Nurse Who&#039;s third season in 2007 turned out to be [[professional wrestling|The Shockmaster]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Verity Lambert OBE&#039;&#039;&#039; - Founding producer of &#039;&#039;Nurse Who&#039;&#039;. She&#039;s the one who sold the show to the BBC in the first place. She paid the price in 2007 by becoming [[an hero]] to cancer.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steven Moffat&#039;&#039;&#039; - The man who singlehandedly saved Nurse Who from Russell T Davies&#039; massive dick. Unfortunately, in order to save it, he had to offer his own arsehole as a substitute. It is not known how long he will last before succumbing to faggotry himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Some Classic IRL drama ==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1987, Nurse Who fans in Chicago were [[pwned]] by a video [[pirate]] during a Public Television broadcast of the serial &#039;&#039;Horror of Fang Rock&#039;&#039;. This classic pre-[[internets]] drama was fortunately recorded and is now available for your viewing pleasure:&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycVTXtm0U0 The Incident]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5mzkt4N77s The news broadcast, including one oversensitive fan who wanted to &amp;quot;Bust his set in&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Memes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;DELETE!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Starting back in 2006 when the new designed Cybermen appeared, one line which is used all the time for when someone wants get rid of something for example, an annoying thread on /v/.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Stay Out Of The Shadows!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; and other variants (eg. &amp;quot;FOR GAWD&#039;S SAKE Stay Out Of The Shadows!&amp;quot;) is a [[meme]] a few Australian [[16 year old girl]]s  tried to force on their e-pals after they [[torrent|downloaded]] an episode about shadows, watched it repeatedly before it had aired on TV, and then proceeded to yell, scream and rant on about &amp;quot;staying out of the shadows&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This [[trying too hard|feeble attempt]] moved from beyond the [[Internets]] when they went about [[IRL]] reminding shop assistants, news readers and the general public that the only safe place was &amp;quot;out of the shadows&amp;quot;. Ultimately though, the &#039;meme&#039; [[fail|never caught on]] because [[nobody cares]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Doctor.Who.S05E04.Time.Of.The.Angels.720p.HDTV.X264-FoV.mkv_snapshot_27.01_-2010.05.02_19.45.10-.jpg|thumb|Don&#039;t Blink]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;DON&#039;T BLINK!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
This is a new meme that surfaced on /b/ on the 24th April 2010, when they aired a new episode of Nurse Who featuring the &#039;Weeping Angels&#039;, to understand the meme, you&#039;ll need to understand these emo bitches.&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Weeping Angels&#039; are experts at scaring children and grown men alike, and could probably make Chuck Norris piss his pants. They [[Stealth Cat|only move when no-one&#039;s looking at them]], such as when someone looks away, or even blinks (Inspired by /x/&#039;s creation of [[SCP Foundation|SCP-173]]. BBC originality at it&#039;s finest).&lt;br /&gt;
In the recent episode, it revealed that whatever held the image of an angel became an angel, basically this means that if you post a picture on /b/ of a Weeping Angel, you just killed everyone unless they keep looking at the picture either until it 404s, or they could simply post reaction pictures of people staring.&lt;br /&gt;
So, /b/tards, go out there and post pictures of the Angels, just remember, don&#039;t blink. Good luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;It&#039;s bigger on the inside!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; This line, originally meant as a piece of cunning exposition to explain how the Nurse&#039;s tight asshole could accommodate Jack Harkness&#039; massive omnisexual cock, was retconned to describe the Tardis after religious nutjobs took offence to hot gay sex in a children&#039;s show. Approximately half the fanbase was fooled. The other three ran crying to the forums to protest the lack of faggotry as it was now gaining momentum to explain how Rose Tyler could pull off 2a2v with a wiffle bat and a bowling pin.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Typical]] Fag Fanboys==&lt;br /&gt;
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As fucking gay as Nurse Who is, there is no such thing as Doing it Right, as demonstrated by these two complete [[Fag|bumboys]]. There are thousands of shit-videos like this on YT...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Fl8Y3OAutSU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|border=black|background=blue}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Some questions to ask raging NURSE WHO fanboys ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonic Dildo.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic Dildo|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Ask them why the Nurse&#039;s Screw Driver looks like a sex toy.&lt;br /&gt;
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* If it&#039;s ok for the Nurse to go into the future and get the numbers for the Mega Millions to bring back to the past, why can&#039;t she go back in time and stop [[Hitler]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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* why do the Nurses even regenerate and go through this whole &amp;quot;I&#039;m a new person schtick,&amp;quot; when they will become just like the Nurse before them?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Are the 10th Nurse Clone and Rose Tyler face down in a 69?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Why wont BBC play 9th Nurse reruns?  Does it have to do with G.I. Joe?&lt;br /&gt;
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* If the nurse went back in time and did it with an earlier incarnation of herself would she birth [[Futurama|Philip J. Fry]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* Why is time used more as a [[Deus Ex Machina]] to bring back villians rather than a plot device?&lt;br /&gt;
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* How come an immortal like Captain Jack has never run into Nurses other than the 9th and 10th?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Why is it so impressive that she made her own Sonic Screw driver when Amy Pond did the same thing and isn&#039;t a Time Lady or Galifreyian?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tom Baker&#039;s proudest moment==&lt;br /&gt;
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After &#039;&#039;Cocktor Poo,&#039;&#039; Tom Baker&#039;s plummy tones were much in demand (although not his mad, toothy, staring face) and he got to record lots of advert voice-overs. Alcohol was involved and possibly (at 4&#039;50&amp;quot;) [[cocaine]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;BQeTIjD0T_4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|border=black|background=e5e5e5}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Symphony... even for [[Niggers|monkey-shaggers]]!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg||DRWHOPIX|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nurse who&#039;s sonic dildo (twitter, july 20, 2018).png|Bzzzz!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Doctor who - homosexual agenda confirmed.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gay dalek.png|IRL&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doctor Who and Superman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doctor can&#039;t fix this.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:Who.jpg|[[Combo]] 1.&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:Da.jpg|[[Combo]] 2.&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:Man1.jpg|[[Combo]] 3.&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:11meme2.jpg&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:eyebrows.jpg&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:Amy Pond Graham Norton banner.jpg|Fuck you cartoon Graham Norton!&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:Buzz Cracks cracks everywhere.jpg&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;Image:Doctor Who Pokemon.jpg&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cyberpolicing.jpg|The Cybermen all over [[Jessi Slaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doctorwhotemplate.jpg|[[Reaction Strip]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Deal with it man.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:12thDoctorTwitterReactions.jpg|thumb|14 Year Old girls rejoice in the announcement of the 12th Nurse]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Elisabeth_Sladen_Fan_Art.jpg|If [[you]] are a [[nerd]], this is what [[incest|you wish]] [[your mom]] looked like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Missingwho03.jpg|An agent of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;[[Weed|The Weed Creature]]&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TheUnknownAutobot.png|[[The Unknown Autobot|The Nurse&#039;s next incarnation]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doctor Who Zoe Herriot Jailbait Companion.jpg|Patrick Troughton&#039;s personal [[JB]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Equality_Profile_Pictures_Doctor_Who.jpg|[[Equality Profile Pictures|The vast majority of Whovians &#039;&#039;are&#039;&#039; homosexual.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Kelly Kalogerakos Doctor Who Shirt.gif|[[Kelly Kalogerakos|&amp;quot;Not sure if want]]...&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;- &#039;&#039;David Tennant&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doctorshoopwhoop.png|The 10th Nurse with his companion.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doctor_Who_-_Horton.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Capaldi 12 meme.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sontaran real.jpg|Nurse Who is all real!  (OMG Sontaran!)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Time travel.jpg|Nurse Who&#039;s companions die because they don&#039;t follow this simple advice: [[Safety|Bring your own weapons]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Doctor Who Gay Kiss.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Billie piper tardis dp1.jpg|The one good episode of Nurse Who&lt;br /&gt;
File:A day in the life of tom baker (1976).jpg|wat&lt;br /&gt;
File:Davros babywalker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:DrWhoFeminaziTweet.png|Typical feminist [[fail|&amp;quot;victory&amp;quot;]] tweet over female Nurse Who.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Billie piper tardis1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dr who k9.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Your typical Nurse Who fan&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;0s95Mm0cFqg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|background=e5e5e5|border=black}}&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tranny time lord (dr who - &amp;quot;the green death&amp;quot;, 1973).jpg|thumb|200px|right|A Warning From History]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Celestial Toystore]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doctor Who Companions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Science Fiction]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sherlock]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Trek]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Shadow]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.glitterrock.org/capwhomain.html Crap based on the show] made by the losers from  [[Glitter&#039;s Cap-Page Board]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.oldgamz.com/game.php?id=1964 Play &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Dalek Attack&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(1992)&#039;&#039; online.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/thedoctorwhoguide2012/m.html?_nkw=&amp;amp;_armrs=1&amp;amp;_from=&amp;amp;_ipg=&amp;amp;_trksid=p3686 theNursewhoguide2012 - An eBay vendor with a fetish for both Nurse Who and The Führer]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Television}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Britfags}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|Featured article July 29 &amp;amp; 30, [[2018]]|[[Steele Dossier]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Anthony Kennedy]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|Featured article October 7 &amp;amp; 8, [[2018]]|[[Lordelthibar]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[MadThad0890]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] for November 25 &amp;amp; November 26, [[2023]]|[[Thanksgiving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Cthulhu]]}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Ncuti_Gatwa&amp;diff=1916249</id>
		<title>Ncuti Gatwa</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Ncuti_Gatwa&amp;diff=1916249"/>
		<updated>2025-03-16T02:27:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: Changed redirect target from Rwanda to Rwandan Genocide&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT[[Rwandan Genocide]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Ncuti_Gatwa&amp;diff=1916248</id>
		<title>Ncuti Gatwa</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Ncuti_Gatwa&amp;diff=1916248"/>
		<updated>2025-03-16T02:26:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: Redirected page to Rwanda&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT[[Rwanda]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hutu_Power&amp;diff=1916247</id>
		<title>Hutu Power</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hutu_Power&amp;diff=1916247"/>
		<updated>2025-03-16T02:24:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: Redirected page to Rwandan Genocide&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT[[Rwandan Genocide]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template_talk:Afro&amp;diff=1916246</id>
		<title>Template talk:Afro</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template_talk:Afro&amp;diff=1916246"/>
		<updated>2025-03-16T02:21:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: /* Rwandan Genocide */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Black people? ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is this just a leftover from DeHippo&#039;s anti-racism rampage? --[[User:Enig|Enig, the King of Norway]] 15:27, 28 April 2011 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*No it has always said black people. --[[User:Zæg|Zæg]] 15:32, 28 April 2011 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==&#039;12==&lt;br /&gt;
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Add Travon&#039;s name to the &amp;quot;Present&amp;quot; section. Or Zimmerman on the &amp;quot;Enemy&amp;quot; one for the lulz. [[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]] 23:28, 24 May 2012 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== 2 Chainz ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone add [[2_Chainz|2 Chainz]] back to the &amp;quot;People&amp;quot; section of this considering he&#039;s black and stupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Yo... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Not there should probably be way more people in the people section, and should we ad an allies section? {{user:Wikig0d/sig}} 23:05  14 September 2021&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rwandan Genocide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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suggest either adding [[Rwanda]] to &#039;&#039;&#039;places&#039;&#039;&#039; or [[Rwandan Genocide]] to &#039;&#039;&#039;Past&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template_talk:High_Scores&amp;diff=1916245</id>
		<title>Template talk:High Scores</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template_talk:High_Scores&amp;diff=1916245"/>
		<updated>2025-03-16T02:18:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: /* Rwandan Genocide */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m aware of [[:Template:Murder]] and [[:Template:Gun control]] and still kicking this idea around in my head. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] &amp;lt;sup class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=new reply]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;  03:15, 11 April 2014 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rwandan Genocide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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suggest adding [[Rwandan Genocide]] to Civilisation and Great Prophets&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916243</id>
		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
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		<updated>2025-03-16T02:11:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating]] [[Over 9000|500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|darkred|red}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Graded score&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Style:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rapeseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Nobel Prize for Racism</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image: Original_Hitler.jpg|thumb|The man.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BushLULZ.jpg|thumb|Three-time nominee and 2005 winner [[George Bush]] giving his acceptance speech. He had been considered for his missionary work in the Middle East before receiving the prize for his efficient handling of Hurricane Katrina&#039;s impact on black population.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Nobel Prize for Racism&#039;&#039;&#039; (NPR) is, easily, the most highly coveted of the Nobel Prizes. It was created in 1945 when several Nobel Peace Prize winners complained that [[Adolf Hitler]] did not receive enough positive support in the media. They created the prize to honour those with unique viewpoints which are not commonly accepted but are still highly accurate. The prize is widely regarded as the most prestigious award available in any field created by humans. Each recipient, or laureate, receives a bust and a signed photo of Mr. Hitler.&lt;br /&gt;
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The NPR goes to a man, organization (or, on rare occasions, a [[woman]]) who has helped the cause or done extensive research into the area of racism to try and prove something. However, your typical lone gunman, he who channels his rage through a [[High Score|single homicidal act]], sometimes for cogent racist motives, does not qualify. &lt;br /&gt;
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The winner is decided by an international Committee of randomly selected middle class, [[white]] males, age 25-75. Potential winners are nominated by the general public, and the Committee does whatever is necessary to decide on a winner (usually involves either rock, paper, scissors or some sort of drinking game). That’s why some winners are really surprising or controversial, even among members of the Committee.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not to be confused with &amp;quot;Racists who won the Nobel Prize&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Controversies and criticisms==&lt;br /&gt;
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Among minor criticisms, the Prize Committee has been accused of omitting more deserving candidates. They have also been accused of having a North American focus or bias. The Americentric nature of the award was acknowledged by [[Rush Limbaugh]], member of the committee since 1996, as a problem with the award and was attributed to the tendency to relate more to the american craziness and violence. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KKKRally.jpg|thumb|Michael Richards fan club having a rally to try and get the prize to its leader.]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of the most criticised winners was [[W]]. Yet W is incredibly respected for his acceptance speech which became world renowned as the best acceptance speech ever given. When he won the award he walked on stage, looked into the camera, and simply said &amp;quot;I did it for the lulz.&amp;quot; His speech is now often quoted online and has become a common acceptance speech by NPR winners.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Overlooked achievements===&lt;br /&gt;
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The Committee confirmed that Caleb Rolles, who spent two decades proving that niggers like watermelon, was nominated many times. Later members of the Committee expressed regret that he was not given the prize. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other high profile individuals with widely recognised contributions to racism have been missed out. The Washington Post lists [[Supreme Court|William Rehnquist]], [[Ronald Reagan]], [[Robert Byrd]], [[transvestite|J. Edgar Hoover]], John Wayne, Strom Thurmond and [[Gandhi]], as people who &amp;quot;never won the prize, but should have.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Multiple NPR nominees include Jay-Z, [[Mel Gibson|Hutton Gibson]], Tommy Hilfiger, the [[jewry|B&#039;nai B&#039;rith]], Margaret Thatcher, and [[Oprah]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Refusals and constraints===&lt;br /&gt;
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Two laureates have voluntarily declined the NPR. In 2002, A. Wyatt Mann was awarded the Prize but refused, stating, &amp;quot;An artist must reject to allow himself to be transformed into an institution, even if it takes place in the most honourable form.&amp;quot; The Wikipedia Jews, chosen as the 2011 winners for their anti-gentile hate speech, declined the prize, stating that the Committee did not reach [[consensus]]. Then their followers protected the Nobel Prize pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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Neither Alfred Rosenberg, a key Nazi theoretician, nor Julius Streicher, widely known as &amp;quot;Jew-Baiter Number One&amp;quot; in Nazi Germany, could be selected for the 1947 prize due to the inconvenience that they had been executed the previous year. &lt;br /&gt;
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In 1961, Adolf Eichmann, another revered Nazi, was forced to decline his prize as he had been kidnapped by the Mossad in 1960 and put on trial for alleged crimes against humanity. [[Josef Mengele]], who won in 1972, had his visa application denied by the U. S. government, unlike so many other Nazis who lived in America and worked for the [[CIA]] after the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Laureates==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;col&amp;quot; | Year &lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;col&amp;quot; | Laureate &lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;col&amp;quot; | Country&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;col&amp;quot; | Rationale&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1945&lt;br /&gt;
| William Joseph Simmons || [[United States]] || As the founder of the second [[Ku Klux Klan]] and for his efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge on white supremacy, white nationalism, nativism, antisemitism and confederatism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1946&lt;br /&gt;
| Henry Ford || United States || For his valuable, important, and witty work and for his tireless search for truth, making it available to the general population.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1947&lt;br /&gt;
| Charles Maurras|| [[France]] || In recognition of his pioneering and radical ideas on state racism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1948&lt;br /&gt;
| Stanley Bruce || [[Australia]] || [For being] one of the foremost advocates of the “White Australia” policy.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1949&lt;br /&gt;
| Hiram Wesley Evans || United States ||For his magnificent work as Imperial Wizard, during which the KKK experienced its peak in membership.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1950&lt;br /&gt;
| Albert Brackmann ||[[Germany]]|| For having integrated insights from historic research into propaganda techniques, especially in favor of Nazi genocidal policies and ethnic cleansing in Eastern Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1951&lt;br /&gt;
|State Institute for Racial Biology|| [[Sweden]] || For its pathbreaking contributions to the study of racial science, eugenics and human genetics.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1952&lt;br /&gt;
|Eugen Fischer and Hans F. K. Günther ||Germany || For their investigations and discoveries in relation to eugenics and the purity of races, which greatly influenced legislation on race and the Third Reich racialist thought. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1953&lt;br /&gt;
| Ante Pavelić ||[[Croatia]]|| For his extreme nationalism and the brutal regime he led in his country, which implemented genocidal policies towards the Serb, Jewish and Roma populations.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1954&lt;br /&gt;
| Skull and Bones|| United States || For acting as a nurturer of the white establishment in America. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1955&lt;br /&gt;
| Elof Eriksson|| [[Sweden]] || For his role as the main exponent of anti-Semitism in inter-war Sweden, evidence of lofty idealism, artistic perfection and a rare combination of the qualities of both heart and intellect.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1956&lt;br /&gt;
| George Lincoln Rockwell || United States || Founder of the American Nazi Party and a major figure in the neo-Nazi movement in the United States, whose authentic beliefs and rich writings are highly influential among white nationalists and supremacists all over the country.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 1957&lt;br /&gt;
|Nihal Atsız  || Turkey || For a rich and intensive prose, which with he has pursued the indispensable traditions of racism and has exerted a far-reaching influence on our age.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Adrien Arcand || Canada || Self-proclaimed &amp;quot;Canadian [[Führer]]&amp;quot;, in consideration of his power of observation and virility of ideas that enhance our understanding of a distorted social order.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1958&lt;br /&gt;
| Savitri Devi|| France/Greece || In recognition of an idealistic philosophy of life, first as a spy who served the Axis powers, then as a penetrating author who has greatly influenced neo-Nazism and [[Bullshit|Nazi occultism]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1959&lt;br /&gt;
| Helene Elizabeth Princess von Isenburg and Gudrun Burwitz || Germany ||  For their efforts through Stille Hilfe, a relief organization for arrested, condemned and fugitive SS members.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1960&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Walt Disney]] || United States ||Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, given for strengthening the organization.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1961&lt;br /&gt;
| Adolf Eichmann||Germany|| For his ardent work in favor of the [[oven|Final Solution]] to the [[?|Jewish Question]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1962&lt;br /&gt;
| Hendrik Frensch Verwoerd || South Africa || As the chief architect of [[Apartheid]], for his leading role in socially engineering his country&#039;s system of institutionalized racial segregation and white supremacy, and implementing its policies.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1963&lt;br /&gt;
| Julio Meinvielle|| [[Argentina]]|| Prolific antisemitic writer, the Committee recognizes his oeuvre of universal validity, characterized by melancholic insights, frankness of prose and racist integrity.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1964&lt;br /&gt;
|Paul Rassinier || France || The father of [[Holocaust denial]], whose literary oeuvre, sustained by a historical vision, expresses the essence of the anti-semitic mind.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 1965&lt;br /&gt;
| Oswald Mosley || United Kingdom || For his contributions as founder of the British Union of Fascists (BUF) and as a fierce advocate of the dangers of immigration and mixed marriages.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Wesley A. Swift|| United States || For his key role in the violent process which today characterizes [[Christian]] Identity.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot;  | 1966&lt;br /&gt;
| ODESSA || [[Germany]] || For its crucial role in aiding fallen SS officers and creating the fourth Reich in behalf of humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1967&lt;br /&gt;
| Nation of Islam || United States || Black supremacist and antisemitic religious organization.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1968&lt;br /&gt;
| Lucien Rebatet || [[France]] || For his always inspired virulent antisemitism, which in a highly artistic form gives expression to a whole nation.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1969&lt;br /&gt;
| Julius Evola || [[Italy]]||In appreciation of his brilliant literary achievements, characterized as they are by a nobility of style, a profound sense of his time, and a true racist temperament.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1970&lt;br /&gt;
| Revilo P. Oliver || United States || In consideration of his deep learning and critical research, and above all as a tribute to the creative energy and lyrical force which characterize his writing for white supremacist causes.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1971&lt;br /&gt;
| Jordán Bruno Genta|| [[Argentina]] || Writer and educator, widely considered the ideologue of the Argentine extreme right-wing through his intense authorship, imbued with clarity of thought about the Jewish people.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1972&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Josef Mengele]] || [[Germany]]||For his theories concerning twins and his discoveries through human experimentation. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1973&lt;br /&gt;
|Gen. Alexander Haig, Dick Wilson and the [[FBI|Federal Bureau of Investigation]]||United States|| For the Wounded Knee massacre against more than 200 [[Injuns|native americans]], which has opened new paths for the use of military forces based on racism in the modern world.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 1974&lt;br /&gt;
| Austin App || Germany/United States || The first major American holocaust denier and author of &amp;quot;The Six Million Swindle&amp;quot;, which has given us fresh access to reality through translucent axioms and images. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Florentine Rost van Tonningen||Netherlands||For her untiring devotion to advance extreme-right and racist ideology.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1975&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Johnny Rebel]] || United States|| Primarily in appreciation of his fruitful and outstanding musical compositions that voice sympathy for Jim Crow-era segregation and the Ku Klux Klan, with special mention of &amp;quot;Who Likes a Nigger?&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Nigger Hatin&#039; Me&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Some Niggers Never Die (They Just Smell That Way)&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Move Them Niggers North.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1976&lt;br /&gt;
| CEDADE || [[Spain]] ||For its efforts as an unofficial body to formulate the general principles of neo-Nazism in Spain, France and Latin America.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1977&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Henry Kissinger]] || [[Germany]]/[[United States]]/[[Israel]]||Jew, [[Christian|Gentile]]-hater. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1978&lt;br /&gt;
| Jef van de Wiele || [[Belgium]] || For his lasting political work which provides a liberating image of the white man&#039;s indomitable spirit.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1979&lt;br /&gt;
| John Ross Taylor || [[Canada]] || Because of his outstanding merits as fascist political activist and leader in white nationalist circles, reinforcing neo-Nazi organizations and the glorification of Adolf Hitler.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;| 1980&lt;br /&gt;
| Maurice Bardèche || France || For his vigorous and graphic art of description and his ability to create, with [[lulz|wit and humor]], new ways to expand the ideas of fascism and Holocaust denial in post–World War II Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Artur Axmann || Germany || [F]ormer leader of the Nazi Youth, and for his unwavering loyalty to the NSDAP.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1981&lt;br /&gt;
| William Luther Pierce ||United States || As a tribute to a consummate racist and idealist, which he has demonstrated as the founder of [[National Alliance]] and as an author of sensual ecstasy, explorer of a humanity beyond and below the reigning civilization.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1982&lt;br /&gt;
| John Tyndall|| United Kingdom || Prominent figure in British nationalism and neo-Nazism, leader of the National Front and founder the British National Party.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1983&lt;br /&gt;
| Richard Girnt Butler || United States || Leader of the Christian Identity, for his zealous work to promote hate and violence in the United States, which led to the creation of the white supremacist group [[Aryan]] Nations.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1984&lt;br /&gt;
| Robert Faurisson ||France||For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen [[Lollercaust]] denial and for his academic work distinguished by a narrative mastery and the rare purity of its style.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 1985&lt;br /&gt;
| Meir Kahane ||[[Israel]]/United States|| Orthodox [[rabbi]], sensitive writer, and ultra-nationalist politician, cofounder of the Jewish Defense League and founder of the Israeli political party Kach, strongholds of arabophobia, [[islamophobia]] and ethno-religious supremacism. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Léon Degrelle||Belgium|| In recognition of his earnest search for truth, his potent power of thought, his wide range of vision, and the warmth and strength in presentation with which in his numerous works he has vindicated and developed the post-war resurgence of fascism and neo-Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1986&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Pol Pot]] || Cambodia || Head of the Khmer Rouge, who orchestrated the [[High Score|Cambodian genocide]] to purify their country along racial, social and political lines, explicitly targeting various ethnic groups for [[Epic Win|extinction]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1987&lt;br /&gt;
| Joop Glimmerveen || [[Netherlands]]|| Far right leader whose political work has revived the great traditions of the [[Nazi]] ideology in his land.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1988&lt;br /&gt;
| Willis Carto||United States|| One of America&#039;s most influential political racial theorists, the Committee applauds his incorruptible activism and intense promotion of antisemitic theories and Holocaust denial, materialized through the Liberty Lobby, the Populist Party, the American Free Press, the Institute for Historical Review and Noontide Press.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1989&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Barbara Bush]]|| United States||Never liked niggas.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1990&lt;br /&gt;
| Ben Klassen||Ukraine/United States|| One of the greatest living masters of white racialist movement, with special reference to his monumental work, “Racial Holy War - This Planet is All Ours.”&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1991&lt;br /&gt;
| [[LA]] Police Department ||United States|| For an extraordinary display of [[police]] brutality against Rodney King, as a corollary of decades of institutional racism, blatant impunity and abuse against incalculable civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 1992&lt;br /&gt;
| Georgios Papadopoulos||[[Greece]]|| As a military leader and a symbol of neo-fascism and xenophobia, whose legacy brings alive a continent&#039;s destiny and dreams.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Princess Marie Adelheid of Lippe|| Germany || Brave and loyal Nazi before and after the War, and for her musical flow of voices and counter-voices in prose and poetry that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the jewish menace. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1993&lt;br /&gt;
| Gaston-Armand Amaudruz || [[Switzerland]] || For authoring &amp;quot;Ubu Justicier au Premier Procès de Nuremberg&amp;quot;, one of the first works to question the veracity of the Holocaust, and for being an influential political philosopher in the post-war period.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1994&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Eugene Terreblanche|Eugène Terre&#039;Blanche]] || [[South Africa]] || For his fight against anti-[[apartheid]] struggles and for threatening civil war to maintain white rule in his country.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 1995&lt;br /&gt;
| Slobodan Milosevic || [[Serbia]] ||Mastermind of the ethnic cleansing campaign that took place during the 1992-1995 Bosnian War.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Théoneste Bagosora || [[Rwanda]] || For his crucial role in the [[Rwandan Genocide|1994 Rwandan genocidal mass slaughter of Tutsi and moderate Hutu tribes]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1996&lt;br /&gt;
| Ernst Zündel|| [[Germany]] || Uncompromising [[Holocaust]] denier and pamphleteer, whose vivid literary work reveals a deep-rooted inspiration that appeals to the readers&#039; own feelings, stimulating their imaginations.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1997&lt;br /&gt;
| Jesse Helms || United States || As a [[Republican]] Senator from [[North Carolina]], for his lifelong work in favor of ethnic separatism, and as an outspoken opponent of integration and the Civil Rights Act.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1998&lt;br /&gt;
| Jean-Marie Le Pen || [[France]] || Prominent right-wing politician and founder of the xenophobe and anti-semitic Front National party, and for combating racial equality in his country. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 1999&lt;br /&gt;
| Kevin B. MacDonald || United States || Chronicler of the jewish experience, who with ethical depth, fire and visionary power resembling classical Nazism, has subjected a whole race to scrutiny and has discovered new symbols for the clash of cultures.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 2000&lt;br /&gt;
| Don Black||United States||Founder of [[Stormfront]], [[Internets]]&#039; first major hate site, which laid the foundations of cyber racism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;Mankind Quarterly&#039;&#039; || United States || Academic journal dedicated to physical and cultural anthropology, considered a cornerstone of the scientific racism establishment.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2001&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Nigga|Robert Mugabe]] || [[Zimbabwe]] || [[Old]] jigaboo who persecutes Zimbabwe&#039;s white minority, proving that racism goes both ways.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2002&lt;br /&gt;
| [[A. Wyatt Mann]]||United States||For his [[Happy Merchant|cartoons]] which through their combination of a broad perspective on his time and a sensitive skill in characterization, have contributed to a renewal of lulzy racism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2003&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Prussian Blue]]||United States||Through their songs rich in [[irony|nuance]], Prussian Blue has taught the american youth the evilness of multiculturalism and the lies of the Holocaust.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2004&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Mel Gibson]]||[[Australia]]||Producer/director/writer of the magnificent [[epic]] movie &amp;quot;The Passion of the Christ&amp;quot;, which sparked new interest on the fact that jews killed [[Jesus]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| [[W]]||United States||For his handling of Hurricane [[Katrina]] and [[George Bush doesn&#039;t care about black people|not caring]] about [[black people]]. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!  rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;| 2006&lt;br /&gt;
| Miguel Serrano||[[Chile]]||Prominent figure in the neo-Nazi movement as an exponent of [[Bullshit|Esoteric Hitlerism]], for an influential work that has explored the periphery of human experience.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Michael Richards]]||United States||For shouting &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Fifty years ago we&#039;d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; to some niglet and bringing back sweet memories of lynching to the american consciousness.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 2007&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Andrew Schlafly]] ||United States&lt;br /&gt;
| rowspan=2| Creators of [[Conservapedia]] and [[Metapedia]], respectively, two online pseudoencyclopedias which compile justifications for racism, eliminationism, hate speech and persecution.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Anders Lagerström || [[Sweden]]||&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2008&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]||[[Iran]]||In recognition of his anti-Semitic views and for exposing the truth about [[Jews did WTC|Jews and the 9/11 attacks]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Ann Coulter]] || United States || [[H8]] pamphleteer and massive bitch who advocates violent solutions based upon intolerance and guns, in order to preserve the historical and cultural heritage of [[Amerikkka|her people]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |  2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Mel Gibson||Australia||For his racial slurs against [[spics]] using the term &amp;quot;wetbacks&amp;quot;, and [[Lol|denouncing one of his employees to immigration authorities]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Dwight York || United States || Musician, writer, [[irony|black supremacist]], [[pedobear|child molester]] and leader of the &amp;quot;Nuwaubian&amp;quot; movement.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| [[The Wikipedia Jews]]||Israel/United States||For creating all of Wikipedia Israel-related articles and cleverly manipulating so many others, in an impassioned quest for apologizing the Jewry, invalidating the Gentiles and rewriting history from the word go. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Ursula Haverbeck ||Germany||Epicist of the Nazi experience, who with fire and visionary power, depicts the landscape of the National Socialism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|David Irving ||United Kingdom|| For his enduring work, by which, with great luminosity, he has made his racist thought a part of the western literature for over four decades.   &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Pamela Geller]]||Israel/United States||For her anti-Muslim ads in New York City subway stations which show a picture of the burning [[9/11|World Trade Center]] with a quote from the Qu&#039;ran, and aligning herself with the fascist English Defence League which caused her to get banned from the entire UK. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2014&lt;br /&gt;
| [[2channel]]||[[Japan]]||In recognition of its efforts, with its massive size, anonymous posting and reluctance to remove racist messages, to promote ultra-nationalism and hate speech against minorities and specific ethnic groups in Japan and elsewhere. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2015&lt;br /&gt;
| Konstantinos Plevris||[[Greece]]||For the art of memory with which he has evoked ethnic and racial hatred, contributing significantly to shape the direction of the Greek extreme right.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2016&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Donald Trump]]||[[United States]]||For upholding his country&#039;s unquestionable leadership in major-league racism, the Committee salutes his Hitlerian vision and heavy cojones, which are unprecedented in the presidential ticket of a major political party.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2017&lt;br /&gt;
| Udo Walendy||[[Germany]]||Lifelong [[Politically Correct|Holocaust revisionist]], for his polyphonic writings and his seminal work on Germany&#039;s guilt for the [[WWII|Second World War]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[English Defence League]]||United Kingdom||For its decisive contribution to the building of the counter-jihad movement in the United Kingdom and Europe, as the Western world is being subjected to takeover by Muslims.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2019&lt;br /&gt;
| Franco Freda ||[[Italy]]||As one of the leading neo-Nazi ideologues of the Italian far-right, and for acting as a driving force in efforts to prevent a multicultural society.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2020&lt;br /&gt;
| Blue Lives Matter||[[United States]]||For their efforts to safeguard a system of discriminatory policing and [[racial profiling]], as a precondition for [[police brutality]] and lasting [[white supremacy]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2021&lt;br /&gt;
| Jake &amp;quot;[[QAnon]] Shaman&amp;quot; Angeli, Joe Biggs, Derrick Evans, Tim &amp;quot;[[Baked Alaska]]&amp;quot; Gionet, Simone Gold, Klete Keller, Ethan Nordean, Rick Saccone, Jon Schaffer, John Earle Sullivan, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys and Three Percenters, [[You]]||[[United States]]||For their resolute efforts to overturn the election of Creepy Joe Biden in favor of [[The Donald|Darth Tax Evader]] during the United States Capitol storming, thus maintaining  white power in the White House.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; | 2022&lt;br /&gt;
|Renaud Camus ||France|| For reinforcing old conspiracy abstractions and engendering new generations of racists worldwide through his &amp;quot;Great Replacement&amp;quot; theory that much inspired [[Brenton Tarrant|white]] [[Patrick Crusius|peo]][[Payton Gendron|ples]] to raped [[Islam|minority]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|David Duke||United States|| Master showman, in recognition of a unequalled and impactful body-of-work and his decades on the racist scene.&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|Aleksandr Barkashov||Russia|| For his enduring accomplishments and fundamental contributions to the neo-fascist and neo-nazi movement in his native Russia and elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | 2023&lt;br /&gt;
|Gottfried Küssel ||Austria|| In recognition of his cross-border leadership and remarkable anti-Semitic outlook.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ben Garrison]]||United States|| For a career of consummate skill and artistry whose work reminds us of the power of political cartoons to reveal the full range of xenophobia, racism and conspiracy theories&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! scope=&amp;quot;row&amp;quot; | 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Elon Musk]]||[[South Africa]]|| For his brave creativity and outstanding efforts in the art of promoting anti-Semitic and racist hate on social media. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Countries by number of wins ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Country&lt;br /&gt;
!Prizes&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|United States&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 40&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Germany&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 15&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|France&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 8&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Israel&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 4 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|United Kingdom&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 4&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Australia&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Greece&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Sweden&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|South Africa&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Canada&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Netherlands&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Argentina&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Belgium&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Italy&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Ukraine&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Croatia&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Spain&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Rwanda&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Serbia&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Zimbabwe&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Iran&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Japan&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Cambodia&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Switzerland&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Chile&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Russia&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Austria&lt;br /&gt;
| align=center| 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alt-right]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dave Chappelle]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You Win the Prize]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KFC|The Colonel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[police brutality|The Police]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vox Dramatica prize]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Nazis]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Politics]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating]] [[Over 9000|500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|darkred|red}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Graded score&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;height:9px;overflow:hidden;&amp;quot; |&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Style:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[High Score| See full ranking]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{wanted|6}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide Gallery&#039;&#039;&#039;|holohoaxgg|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Rwandan Genocide 9.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 10.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 11.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide-corpse in river.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 14.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 15.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Rwandan Genocide 18.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 19.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 20.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Niggers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Racial Tolerance]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lulz History]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Add [[Ukraine]] to this template! --[[User:Deimos|&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;chiller&amp;quot; color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot; size=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Deimos&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Deimos|&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#80A0FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;talk&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 17:14, 8 June 2011 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Add [[Slovakia]] too. --[[User:Skittle|Skittle]] 09:44, 3 November 2011 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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Took the liberty of adding Quebec to it since there&#039;s a surprisingly detailed article on it. [[User:Akesgeroth|Akesgeroth]] 16:27, 20 December 2014 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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An Article on Rwanda and the Genocide has been created, could we add a redirect to the template.  [[MusicianuponMahalath]] 20:14 15 March 2025&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Lulz Map</title>
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Ever wondered what lolcows were grazing nearby? Well look no further!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Below is a list of lulzy people, happenings and events sorted by location (please keep this list sorted alphabetically). If you wish to contribute then make sure you put in the right place. The sorting order should go &#039;&#039;&#039;Continent&amp;amp;rarr;Country&amp;amp;rarr;State (USA only)&#039;&#039;&#039;. If the country/state is not already on the list please add it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{achtung|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Do not add internet or worldwide events to this map! Only add events which have a specific location. Also, this is NOT [[ED:Map]], you cretins.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{tocright}}&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Africa]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Egypt]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Libya]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gaddafi]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Nigeria]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[419|Niggers smarter than white Americans]] &amp;amp;ndash; Lagos&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Uganda]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Martin Ssempa]] &amp;amp;ndash; Eat da Poo Poo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Kenya]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Black Jesus]] &amp;amp;ndash; 44th President of USA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Rwanda]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rwandan Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[South Africa]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Apartheid]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Tanzania]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* Faggotry in general&lt;br /&gt;
== Pacific Ocean ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Girlvinyl|Sherrod Degrippo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Asia]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[China]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Armed Blowfish]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Torpark]], China&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dong Yangling]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chinkland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wang Jue]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chinese prison&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zhaodong Massacre]] &amp;amp;ndash; Zhaodong, China&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Hong Kong]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bus Uncle]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hong Kong&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Edison Chen photo scandal]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hong Kong&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lam Kor Wan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hong Kong&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Iraq]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sandalgate]] &amp;amp;ndash; Baghdad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Japan]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Applemilk1988]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tokyo&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arudou Debito]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sapporo&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Japan Crisis of 2011]] &amp;amp;ndash; All of Japan (in general)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nevada-tan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sasebo, Nagasaki&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] &amp;amp;ndash; Japan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinji Aoba]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kyoto&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Teruchan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Japan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Philippines]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blackmage9]] &amp;amp;ndash; Metro Manila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Russia]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[#Russia 2|(see Europe section)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Yemen]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Singapore]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NSLE]] (a.k.a. Chacor) &amp;amp;ndash; Singapore&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Europe]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Since 2014, a significant [[Rapefugee]] crisis occurs in the majority of nations here.&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Austria]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Josef Fritzl]] &amp;amp;ndash; Australia&amp;lt;!--Read the article for the joke--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Bosnia and Herzegovina ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Puppy Pitcher]] &amp;amp;ndash; Bugojno&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Denmark]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tubcat]] &amp;amp;ndash; Denmark&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Finland]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Finnisher]] &amp;amp;ndash; Jokela&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mr. Saari]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kauhajoki&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whitedog1]] &amp;amp;ndash; Finland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Myyrmanni Bombing]] &amp;amp;ndash; Myyrmanni&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[France]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alix Henriol]] &amp;amp;ndash; Marseille&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[TCK|Tecktonik]] crap &amp;amp;ndash; Paris&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Charlie Hebdo]] &amp;amp;ndash; Paris&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] &amp;amp;ndash; Paris&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Germany]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ali David Sonboly]] &amp;amp;ndash; Munich&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ajjantis]] &amp;amp;ndash; Germany&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adolf Hitler]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; [[Nazi]], Germany (but grew up in Australia&amp;lt;!--- No, he&#039;s not from Austria!--&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Angela Merkel]] &amp;amp;ndash; Born Hamburg, Resides in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Atimon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Germany&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DerHexer]] &amp;amp;ndash; Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dolphy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hamburg&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Inflatablewolfi]] &amp;amp;ndash; Germany&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kim Petras]] &amp;amp;ndash; Nordrhein-Westfalen&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tim Kretschmer]] &amp;amp;ndash; &#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;nenden&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tobias Rathjen]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hanau&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Steinhäuser]] &amp;amp;ndash; Erfurt&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sebastian Bosse]] &amp;amp;ndash; Emsdetten, North Rhine-Westphalia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rapefugee]] crisis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Greece]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dragomike]] &amp;amp;ndash; Greece&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Ireland]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Andy Maher]] &amp;amp;ndash; Dublin, Ireland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Werechu]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ireland&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Italy]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Daniele Fiorenza]] &amp;amp;ndash; Italy&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Johnny the Vandal]] &amp;amp;ndash; Bologna&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bart-Toons]] &amp;amp;ndash; Italy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Poland]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[AniutqaDA]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kolno&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piotrus]] &amp;amp;ndash; Katowice&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Polish crosslol]] &amp;amp;ndash; Warsaw&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Romania]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CaptainAtheist]] &amp;amp;ndash; Romania&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Russia]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Academy Maniacs]] &amp;amp;ndash; Irkutsk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anton Bichivin]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ulan-Ude&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] &amp;amp;ndash; Izhevsk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] &amp;amp;ndash; Moscow&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kazan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ilya Ivanistov]] &amp;amp;ndash; Barabinsk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[LucidFox]] &amp;amp;ndash; Russia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mikhail Pivnev]] &amp;amp;ndash; Moscow&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Padonki]] &amp;amp;ndash; Russia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Polish Lollercaust]] &amp;amp;ndash; Smolensk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Timur Bekmansurov]] &amp;amp;ndash; Perm&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kerch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ISIS|11M]] &amp;amp;ndash; Madrid&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barcelona Death Van 2017]] &amp;amp;ndash; Barcelona&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rubén Puig Lecegui]] &amp;amp;ndash; Spain&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sweden]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Coelhilth]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sweden&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kimmo Alm]] &amp;amp;ndash; Stockholm, Sweden&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RockyandGinger4ever]] &amp;amp;ndash; Stockholm, Sweden&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pewdiepie]] &amp;amp;ndash; Gothenburg, Sweden&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Trollhättan, Sweden&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Netherlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Breda_Highschool_Massacre]] &amp;amp;ndash; Breda&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Wu-Kapauw]] &amp;amp;ndash; The Netherlands&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Etsukoajibana]] &amp;amp;ndash; Arnhem-Zuid&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Maarten]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; The Netherlands&lt;br /&gt;
* Lutjebroek, capital city&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thor]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Ukraine]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[3Guys1Hammer]] &amp;amp;ndash; Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine&lt;br /&gt;
* [[1guy1jar]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ukraine&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[United Kingdom]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alan Cox]] &amp;amp;ndash; Wales&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alan Turing]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; Cheshire, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Angela Beesley]] &amp;amp;ndash; Norwich, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Astrima]] &amp;amp;ndash; London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baby P]] &amp;amp;ndash; London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ben Vodden]] &amp;amp;ndash; West Sussex, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CallumCartel]] &amp;amp;ndash; Liverpool, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chantelle Steadman]] &amp;amp;ndash; East Sussex, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CheckMiiOut]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CheekyBen]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christopher Foster]] &amp;amp;ndash; Shropshire, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cracky-chan]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dangasm]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Icke]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ryde, Isle of White, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Gerard]] &amp;amp;ndash; Walthamstow, London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Mudkips]] &amp;amp;ndash; London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dick Masterson]] UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Epic Nose Guy]] &amp;amp;ndash; London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Epic win girl]] &amp;amp;ndash; Manchester, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Europimp]] &amp;amp;ndash; London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[FreeSaiyan]] &amp;amp;ndash; England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gary McKinnon]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GeodesicDragon2k8]] &amp;amp;ndash; England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hagger]] &amp;amp;ndash; Devon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Invisible Crane]] &amp;amp;ndash; Glasgow, Scotland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jade Goody]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; St. John&#039;s Anglican Church, Buckhurst Hill, Essex, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JzG]] &amp;amp;ndash; Reading, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Marcus Potter]] &amp;amp;ndash; Norwood, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nuttymadam]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MeleeKirby]] &amp;amp;ndash; Scotland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Luigispiritkeeper08|Paige Doyle]] &amp;amp;ndash; Manchester, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PoetGuy]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Riverman72]] &amp;amp;ndash; Bognor Regis&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rodhullandemu]] &amp;amp;ndash; Manchester, UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ryan Postlethwaite]] &amp;amp;ndash; Manchester, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sceptre]] &amp;amp;ndash; Halifax, Northwest, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sirtom93]] &amp;amp;ndash; Attleborough&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stuart Slann]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sheffield, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tehbigtoaster]] &amp;amp;ndash; UK&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The An Heroes of Bridgend]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; Bridgend, Wales&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tony Sidaway]] &amp;amp;ndash; London, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TrufflesforYou]] &amp;amp;ndash; England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Willy on Wheels]] &amp;amp;ndash; Thornbury, Bristol, England&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ISIS|July 7, 2005 Bombings]] &amp;amp;ndash; London&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[North America]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Canada]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adura]] &amp;amp;ndash; Canada&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Auchimura]] &amp;amp;ndash; Coaldale, Alberta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brandon Crisp]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Camrose Cat Killers]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alberta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Forcand]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ontario,  Canada&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cyndre]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alberta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dan Lirette]] &amp;amp;ndash; New Brunswick&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DandCVideos]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ontario &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Draco Ookami]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alberta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dylan Tnga]] &amp;amp;ndash; Montreal&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Joe Somebody]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ottawa Ontario...Ottawa, Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kathera Lockharte]] &amp;amp;ndash; Toronto&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kphoria]] &amp;amp;ndash; Niagara Falls, Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Legion of Noway]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alberta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Marc Lepine]] &amp;amp;ndash; Montreal, Quebec&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nathanr]] &amp;amp;ndash; Toronto, Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rootbrian]] &amp;amp;ndash; Toronto, Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SlimVirgin]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alberta, Saskatchewan, or Swalwell&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tawker]] &amp;amp;ndash; Vancouver, British Columbia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tom Serson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ottawa, Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tyciol]] &amp;amp;ndash; Canada&lt;br /&gt;
* [[XxPrincessPunkxx]] &amp;amp;ndash; Toronto, Ontario&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yamla]] &amp;amp;ndash; Edmonton, Alberta&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] &amp;amp;ndash; Torreón&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fatferaligatr]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mexico&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JonahsVore]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chihuahua&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mxbot]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mexico&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Javi Suzumiya]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mexico&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Swine Flu]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mexico&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[United States]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Alabama]] ==== &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Branman65]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alabama &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beebee890]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alabama&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MrFetch]] &amp;amp;ndash; Alabama&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Alaska]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bristol Palin]] &amp;amp;ndash; Wasilla&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Arizona]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Poop.mov]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tucson&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skylos]] &amp;amp;ndash; Flagstaff&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Two-Ton-Neko]] &amp;amp;ndash; Arizona&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Arkansas]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dayna]] &amp;amp;ndash; Casa, Arkansas&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drew Pritt]] &amp;amp;ndash; Little Rock&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Bulgaria]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Depression]] &amp;amp;ndash; the entire state&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[California]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[916power]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sacramento&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adella]] &amp;amp;ndash; South Pasadena&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adorkablegrrl]] &amp;amp;ndash; Berkeley&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adrianne Curry]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aeralik]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Diego&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aimee]] &amp;amp;ndash; California&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alison]] &amp;amp;ndash; Santa Clara or Cupertino&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Amorrow]] &amp;amp;ndash; East Palo Alto / Elmwood Correctional Facility&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Angry Gay Pope]] &amp;amp;ndash; Murietta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aria Giovanni]] &amp;amp;ndash; California&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aria Star]] &amp;amp;ndash; Cupertino&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aries]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[B Walmer]] &amp;amp;ndash; Patterson&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Belladonna]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Los Angeles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blue-Six]] &amp;amp;ndash; California&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boxxy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Roseville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bradfitz]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[San Francisco]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brad McQuaid]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Diego (apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carlos Sousa Jr]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Crocker]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cory Kennedy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CRoadwarrior]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crossmack]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CuntFuckBitch]] &amp;amp;ndash; Palmdale&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dalhusky]] &amp;amp;ndash; California&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Danny Dunagin]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Jacinto&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darr]] &amp;amp;ndash; Long Beach&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doopie DoOver]] &amp;amp;ndash; Another California Lady/Boy.  We&#039;ll say San Fran.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Durova]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Diego&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Epic Sword Guy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elliot Rodger]] &amp;amp;ndash; Isla Vista&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eric the Midget]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sacramento&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Erik Möller]] (a.k.a. Eloquence) &amp;amp;ndash; San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Evilzug]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Giants Riot]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hhhippo]] &amp;amp;ndash; California&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Imperial Stars]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JarlaxleArtemis]] (a.k.a. [[Grawp]]) &amp;amp;ndash; Rossmoor / Lakewood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jason Aula]] &amp;amp;ndash; Long Beach/DA VALLEY&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jokestress]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magoo]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[OldDirtyBtard]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rorschach]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rubbertex Raccoon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Victorville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scientology]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angekes&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Satan Claus]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shane Dawson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonmanic]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pleasant Hills&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Starlaglam]] &amp;amp;ndash; Fresno&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Virus-20]] &amp;amp;ndash; California&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Will Beback]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wise Beard Man]] &amp;amp;ndash; Los Angeles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Colorado]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Columbine]] / [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] &amp;amp;ndash; Littleton / Columbine&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Echon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Denver&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fred Bauder]] &amp;amp;ndash; Crestone&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Killdozer]] &amp;amp;ndash; Granby&lt;br /&gt;
* [[James Holmes]] &amp;amp;ndash; Aurora&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JonBenet Ramsey]] &amp;amp;ndash; Colorado&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Noah Jacob Harpham]] &amp;amp;ndash; Colorado Springs&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Karl Pierson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Centennial Colorado&lt;br /&gt;
* Alfred Packer, a notable cannibal and murderer from [[At least 100]] yrs ago.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobe Bryant]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ted Haggard]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Focus on the Family]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Balloon Boy]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Triggur]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Connecticut]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aliza Shvarts]] &amp;amp;ndash; New Haven&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brookers]] &amp;amp;ndash; Putnam &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cheddar-Cheesia]] &amp;amp;ndash; Trumbull&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adam Lanza]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sandy Hook&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Florida]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[AJcomix]] &amp;amp;ndash; Florida&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Andrew Allred]] &amp;amp;ndash; Orlando&lt;br /&gt;
* [[AnonymousThought]] &amp;amp;ndash; Clearwater&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ashida Kim]] &amp;amp;ndash; Lake Alfred  &lt;br /&gt;
* [[BayHorseCrew]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tampa &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bob Allen]] &amp;amp;ndash; Merritt Island&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boh3m3]] &amp;amp;ndash; Cocoa&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CandyJunkie]] &amp;amp;ndash; Miami&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Charles Bishop]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tampa&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Charlestrippy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tampa&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chasethehedgehog]] &amp;amp;ndash; Crescent City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crystal Shinkle]] &amp;amp;ndash; Apopka&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CuntFuckBitch]] &amp;amp;ndash; Palmdale&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cyclotouriste]] &amp;amp;ndash; Stuart&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Danny]] &amp;amp;ndash; Miami&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DGTrixie]] &amp;amp;ndash; West Palm Beach&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DJ SkeptiK]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tampa&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dangerdan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Bascom&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Don&#039;t Taze Me Bro]] &amp;amp;ndash; Gainesville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Edarem]] &amp;amp;ndash; Florida&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jaranda]] &amp;amp;ndash; Florida&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jimbo Wales]] &amp;amp;ndash; Florida when not traveling&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mariozplaze]] &amp;amp;ndash; Williston.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Omar Mateen]] &amp;amp;ndash; Orlando&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Phil Sandifer]] (a.k.a. Snowspinner) &amp;amp;ndash; Florida&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ryulong]] &amp;amp;ndash; Miami&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wolfeedarkfang]] &amp;amp;ndash; Spring Hill&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Clay Duke]] &amp;amp;ndash; Panama City&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Georgia]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexyss Tylor]] &amp;amp;ndash; Atlanta &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bravesgirl5]] &amp;amp;ndash; Atlanta&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chancepsych]] &amp;amp;ndash; Lagrange&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Everyking]] &amp;amp;ndash; Georgia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Princessangel83]] &amp;amp;ndash; Evans&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tylor King]] &amp;amp;ndash; Covington&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Hawaii]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DaxFlame]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hawaii&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Duane Dog Chapman]] &amp;amp;ndash; Honolulu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Idaho]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[7seveng7]] &amp;amp;ndash; Coeur d&#039;Alene&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SnowVhite|Veronica Boehm]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kuna&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Illinois]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anabelle Lotus]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chicago&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigbadron]] &amp;amp;ndash; Streamwood&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Billoon45]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chicago&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blazger]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chicago&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chickie]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chicago&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Culexor]] &amp;amp;ndash; Illinois&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Girlvinyl]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chicago&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] &amp;amp;ndash; Crystal Lake&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Knuffy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Illinois&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tolstoy]] &amp;amp;ndash; Illinois&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Indiana]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aeverine Nieves]] &amp;amp;ndash; Marion&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Iowa]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ben Johnson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Iowa City&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Kansas]] ==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Azeus]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pittsburgh&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Essjay]] &amp;amp;ndash; Louisville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fred Phelps]] &amp;amp;ndash; Topeka&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Louisiana]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[BurningLJ|Lance Jones]] &amp;amp;ndash; Thibodaux&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Broady Paul Ledet]] &amp;amp;ndash; Louisiana&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Creepy Chan]] &amp;amp;ndash; New Orleans&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NawlinWiki]] &amp;amp;ndash; New Orleans&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Maryland]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cyde]] &amp;amp;ndash; Potomac&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The great Baltimore riots of 2015]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Massachusetts]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Andrew Erickson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Swansea&lt;br /&gt;
* [[BodyXPolitic]] &amp;amp;ndash; Massachusetts&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chip Berlet]] &amp;amp;ndash; Burlington&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darrentmail]] &amp;amp;ndash; Boston&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Didaskalos]] &amp;amp;ndash; Boston&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dorian Thorn]] &amp;amp;ndash; Quincy&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:Wubbazooka|Wubbazooka]] &amp;amp;ndash; Boston&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Michigan]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2 gryphon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ann Arbor&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexreynard]] &amp;amp;ndash; Royal Oak&lt;br /&gt;
* [[An Heroine]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; Wyandotte&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Axl Darkix]] &amp;amp;ndash; Holly&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Buzkill]] &amp;amp;ndash; Clinton&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GreenRaeper]] &amp;amp;ndash; Plymouth/Northville Twp&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Missouri]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adam Sharp]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Saint Louis]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alex Linder]] &amp;amp;ndash; Kirksville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bill Mitchell]] &amp;amp;ndash; Saint Peters&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Casey Brezik]] &amp;amp;ndash; Raytown&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chismah]] &amp;amp;ndash; Albany&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darkhorseman]] West Plains&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lori Drew]] &amp;amp;ndash; Dardenne Prairie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Nebraska]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fred]] &amp;amp;ndash; Columbus&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Winged Wolf]] &amp;amp;ndash; Omaha&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Nevada]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jameth]] &amp;amp;ndash; Las Vegas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[New Hampshire]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Malber]] &amp;amp;ndash; Manchester&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GG Allin]] &amp;amp;ndash; Lancaster&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[New Jersey]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anthony Merino]] &amp;amp;ndash; Teaneck&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ashura]] &amp;amp;ndash; Middlesex&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Axelswife1]] &amp;amp;ndash; Newark&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bucky Bunny]] &amp;amp;ndash; New Jersey&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hal Turner]] &amp;amp;ndash; North Bergen&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[New Mexico]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[BrokeNCYDE]] &amp;amp;ndash; &amp;quot;Albucrazy&amp;quot; a.k.a. Albuquerque&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dramasetter]] &amp;amp;ndash; Las Cruces&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[New York]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[9/11]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aaron Sorkin]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abner Louima]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adam Savage]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Agent Pubeit]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Al Sharpton]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Allan]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Andy Milonakis]] &amp;amp;ndash; Katonah&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bernie Madoff]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Client 9]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Daniel Cicciaro]] &amp;amp;ndash; Long Island&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drug-addled Yenta]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gary Weiss]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Howard Stern]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jude&#039;s Army]] &amp;amp;ndash; Brooklyn&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kari Ferrel]] &amp;amp;ndash; Brooklyn&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krimpet]] &amp;amp;ndash; Rochester&lt;br /&gt;
* [[moot]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tsimfuckis]] &amp;amp;ndash; Queens&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zb]] &amp;amp;ndash; New York&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[North Carolina]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cooper Lawrence]] &amp;amp;ndash; North Carolina&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cory Williamson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Campobello&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Esachasa]] &amp;amp;ndash; Greensboro&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RJ Bandsma]] &amp;amp;ndash; Durham&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[North Dakota]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emilyjo]] &amp;amp;ndash; North Dakota&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ulillillia]] &amp;amp;ndash; Minot&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Ohio]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Afro-chan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hiliard&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asa Coon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Cleveland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ass Vegan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Cleveland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baby Grace]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ohio&lt;br /&gt;
* [[BitingBeaver]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ohio&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brian Peppers]] &amp;amp;ndash; Whitehouse&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DBoyWheeler]] &amp;amp;ndash; Beavercreek&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Daniel Petric]] &amp;amp;ndash; Brighton&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drewtoothpaste]] &amp;amp;ndash; Columbus &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Irate Gamer]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sandusky&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kazantzakis]] &amp;amp;ndash; Central Ohio&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sony-Mae]] &amp;amp;ndash; Roseville&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Oklahoma]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bikerfox]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tulsa&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Delivery-chan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Broken Arrow&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Phaedriel]] &amp;amp;ndash; Oklahoma City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vampiricspektor]] &amp;amp;ndash; Tulsa&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Oregon]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blu Aardvark]] &amp;amp;ndash; John Day&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CosmicJohn CL Experiment]] &amp;amp;ndash; Portland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zoe Kimball]] &amp;amp;ndash; Hood River&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Harper Mercer]] &amp;amp;ndash; Roseburg&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Pennsylvania]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anthrocon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pittsburgh&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Argent009]] &amp;amp;ndash; Philadelphia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alex Hribal]] &amp;amp;ndash; Murrysville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ashley Todd]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pittsburgh&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bleedingelite]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pittsburgh&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brandon Kessler]] &amp;amp;ndash; Jamison&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David G. Ludwig]] &amp;amp;ndash; Lititz&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Shadle]] &amp;amp;ndash; Slickville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DiGiTiLsOuL]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pittsburgh&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mattmurderface]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pittsburgh&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sailormoonred1]] &amp;amp;ndash; Penn Hills&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TheWetRabbit]] &amp;amp;ndash; Philadelphia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zero Whitefang]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pennsylvania&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[Rhode Island]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Justin Catalano]] &amp;amp;ndash; Warwick&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[Tennessee]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cameron Shaw]] &amp;amp;ndash; Farragut&lt;br /&gt;
* [[KingMasterReview]] &amp;amp;ndash; Memphis&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TheSockDetective|Michael Mills]] &amp;amp;ndash; Knoxville&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Texas]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alex Jones]] &amp;amp;ndash; Dallas&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Balloonpoppop]] &amp;amp;ndash; Maine&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Because of my syndrome]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Marcos&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Daniel Brandt]] &amp;amp;ndash; San Antonio&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dearlightdragon]] &amp;amp;ndash; Paris&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Donnie Davies]] &amp;amp;ndash; Houston&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jennichelle]] &amp;amp;ndash; Texas&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ray Jones]] &amp;amp;ndash; Corpus Christi&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Silver Seren]] &amp;amp;ndash; Bryan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trey Burba]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pflugerville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trey Eric Sesler]] &amp;amp;ndash; Waller&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis]] &amp;amp;ndash; Santa Fe&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[Utah]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[East High School Salt Lake City|East High School]] &amp;amp;ndash; Salt Late City&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WordBomb]] &amp;amp;ndash; Utah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== [[Vermont]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fatman]] &amp;amp;ndash; Rutland&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[Virginia]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alabaster]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mount Vernon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carolyn Bothwell Doran]] &amp;amp;ndash; Herndon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cho Seung-Hui]] &amp;amp;ndash; Blacksburg&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Ruckersville&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kevin Havens]] &amp;amp;ndash; Virginia Beach&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Killhamster]] &amp;amp;ndash; Virginia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Xiaro]] &amp;amp;ndash; Chesapeake&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Xydexx]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[Washington]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ayumihamilton]] &amp;amp;ndash; Aberdeen&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Codey Porter]] &amp;amp;ndash; Seattle&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darksidered992]] &amp;amp;ndash; Spokane&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Motari]] &amp;amp;ndash; Seattle&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SchmuckyTheCat]] &amp;amp;ndash; Seattle&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sheneequa]] &amp;amp;ndash; Seattle&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[West Virginia]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Angyl]] &amp;amp;ndash; West Virginia&lt;br /&gt;
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==== [[Wisconsin]] ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anthony Stancl]] &amp;amp;ndash; New Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dan144x]] &amp;amp;ndash; Wisconsin&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shawn Woolley]] (deceased) &amp;amp;ndash; Wisconsin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Oceania ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Australia]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[AlanaJonze]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Melbourne]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Andrew Quah]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sydney&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Annalise Walliker]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Melbourne]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blissyu2]] &amp;amp;ndash; Burnie, [[Tasmania]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boochan]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Perth]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunlckr]] &amp;amp;ndash; New South Wales&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carly Ryan]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Adelaide]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cbee]] &amp;amp;ndash; Australia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Charmaine Dragun]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sydney&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Clare Werbeloff]] &amp;amp;ndash; Sydney&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corey Worthington]] &amp;amp;ndash; Queensland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Damien Estreich]] &amp;amp;ndash; New South Wales &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Einsidler]] &amp;amp;ndash; Western Australia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gas Mask Girl]] &amp;amp;ndash; Australia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Martin Bryant]] &amp;amp;ndash; Port Arthur, Tasmania &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mikemedia]] &amp;amp;ndash; Australia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mill Park Tree]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mill Park, Victoria.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rebecca]] &amp;amp;ndash; Australia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Snapesnogger]] &amp;amp;ndash; Perth&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Steve Hodder-Watt]] &amp;amp;ndash; Australia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Great eBarrier Reef]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Casey]]  &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Riana]] &amp;amp;ndash; [[Adelaide]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Teenage Kings of Werribee]] &amp;amp;ndash; Victoria&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yeguscus]] &amp;amp;ndash; Perth, Applecross&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[New Zealand]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abigaille]] &amp;amp;ndash; Lower Hutt&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Antonie Dixon]] &amp;amp;ndash; West Auckland&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DrMusic2]] &amp;amp;ndash; Forrest Hill&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JohnOfE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[South America]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mario Laudicina]] &amp;amp;ndash; Mendoza.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Brazil]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Joseph Evers]] &amp;amp;ndash; The Amazon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meatspin]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Augusto Pinochet]] &amp;amp;ndash; Valparaíso, Santiago and mostly whole Chile.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Diego Grez]] &amp;amp;ndash; Pichilemu.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{commonwealth}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Featured article June 7, [[2009]]|[[TsimFuckis]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Cheyenne Cherry]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Events]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Africa</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: /* See also */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{notice| &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[You]] may be looking for &#039;&#039;&#039;[[AIDS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; Nope, this is the right article. Definitely.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ungrateful niggers.jpg|350px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]?  Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you&#039;ll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of &#039;&#039;[[Planet of the Apes]]&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;&#039;Africa&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &amp;quot;Blackistan&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africoon&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Assfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Niggerland&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Lolfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africunt&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Aidsfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Gayfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rapefrica&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Hell&amp;quot;) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Afrocentrism}}&lt;br /&gt;
The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn&#039;t starving or war isn&#039;t going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can&#039;t figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they&#039;d rather walk three miles every day for water.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]&lt;br /&gt;
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger&#039;s shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their &#039;friends&#039; in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you &#039;learn&#039; about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say &amp;quot;African civilization is an oxymoron&amp;quot; and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Economy===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Welfare}}&lt;br /&gt;
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it&#039;s just as shit as it&#039;s ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it&#039;s still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Healthcare===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Death}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188&amp;amp; A traditional African cure.]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They&#039;ve got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that&#039;ll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it&#039;s good for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter&#039;s [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Negromancy===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Witchcraft}}&lt;br /&gt;
Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature&#039;s mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{videoframe|Negromancy|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;gkjwjw3dr34&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;The self-driving car - another nigger invention stolen by whitey&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Pka1XMEZiiY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;This tree is bewitched&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ibtvnNQAzOM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Compelling evidence of lycanthropy&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4Nblw50VHWk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A magician&#039;s curse has closed this woman&#039;s punani&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;d0ZUhiUcr3M&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;This witch crashed while flying above a hut}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
{{frame|&lt;br /&gt;
{{videoframe|Nigeos|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;kKiOhks73LI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;This is Africa&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;SBfgtY_rM08&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;The National Anthem of Africa&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;BymeLkZ7GqM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Movies in Africa&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;euXQbZDwV0w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Laws on Homosexuality&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Lqg8I4w0ItM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Like [[india|indians]],africans cant poo in the loo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tourism===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Justine Sacco}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=6&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts&lt;br /&gt;
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l&#039;Afrique&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat&#039;s head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:African calamari (actually cow stomach).jpg|So tempting&lt;br /&gt;
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There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We&#039;re not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to: &lt;br /&gt;
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT&#039;S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]] &lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=4 class=&amp;quot;middle&amp;quot;; heights=&amp;quot;200px&amp;quot; widths=&amp;quot;200px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank&lt;br /&gt;
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don&#039;t forget those vaccinations&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa is a hellhole - cities ranked by quality of life.png|So much to choose from&lt;br /&gt;
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==National Pastimes==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Race_relations.jpg|thumb|right|220|Some blacks participate in the human race]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Oh snap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It&#039;s food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born. &lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn&#039;t into it? RAEP!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don&#039;t know|retards in Africa don&#039;t know]] that it won&#039;t work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat&#039;s why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
{{frame|&lt;br /&gt;
{{videoframe|Nigeos2|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;XEIFW40Y6Mk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Wild niglets perform their war-dance&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;hR90t55CvbE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A tribe that hasn&#039;t discovered fucking fire yet&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;AdmKS1MPp_w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;African rave&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;exVUMClsiKY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Africans who have never met white people before&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;y9C0DYjFZLw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Moar African rave}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Africa is a hellhole - world corruption index (transparency international, 2018).png|thumb|right|75px|Corruption]]&lt;br /&gt;
If there&#039;s one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it&#039;s corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa&#039;s tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn&#039;t worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent&#039;s [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants. &lt;br /&gt;
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Full name: &#039;&#039;Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga&#039;&#039; (&amp;quot;The all-powerful warrior who, because of his&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1965 (deposed 1997)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo&#039;s entire national debt)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;united within the national political party, the MESAN.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1966 (deposed 1979)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Also, rightful King of Scotland.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1971 (deposed 1978)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; was rumored to be prophesying his downfall&lt;br /&gt;
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1986, still in power as of 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to make [[Fake News|&amp;quot;false reporting&amp;quot;]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).&lt;br /&gt;
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1993 (deposed 1998), having&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense&lt;br /&gt;
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1991 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become &amp;quot;lazy.&amp;quot; He then decided&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea&#039;s&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;democratically elected&#039;&#039; president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren&#039;t). &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;AKA:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;The Crocodile&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; November 14, 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Survived Mugabe&#039;s earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising &amp;quot;change&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Which probably means more of the same.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as &amp;quot;Unique Miracle&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Grand Master of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Education, Science, and Culture&amp;quot; before finally changing the national motto&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to  &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;There is no other God than Macías Nguema&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; which pretty much covered everything&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Democratically elected in 1966&#039;&#039; but abolished the constitution and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as Santa Claus while playing &amp;quot;Those Were the Days&amp;quot; by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being a case of &amp;quot;meet the new boss, same as the old boss.&amp;quot; President Mbasogo is officially “the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hissène Habré of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Also Known As:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Africa&#039;s Pinochet&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (explanation below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; the usual. Armed and financed by the USA  during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Idriss Déby of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in power when Chad&#039;s oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;officially listed as a [[Fail|&amp;quot;Failed State,&amp;quot;]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Charles Taylor of Liberia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Campaign slogan:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I&#039;ll vote for him&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; in the words of the judge at Taylor&#039;s 2012 trial: &amp;quot;aiding and abetting&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history&amp;quot;; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun fact:&#039;&#039;&#039; conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;sell black market diamonds under cover of &amp;quot;humanitarian relief missions&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Mswati III of Swaziland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school);&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;$60m every year in &amp;quot;running costs&amp;quot; for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland&#039;s entire GDP by building an international airport in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President [[Rwandan Genocide|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; was &#039;&#039;installed as acting president by a military junta,&#039;&#039; on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People&#039;s republic of Ethiopia &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1980 (overthrown in 2019)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1967 (died in office, 2005)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hastings Banda of Malawi&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Became Prime Minister&#039;&#039; (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected &amp;quot;President for Life&amp;quot; in a single-candidate vote.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; As Banda himself put it: &amp;quot;Everything I say is literally the law.&amp;quot; TV was illegal, books were edited by hand&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;required to become members of Banda&#039;s political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.&lt;br /&gt;
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for: &#039;&#039;&#039;being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for &amp;quot;family support&amp;quot; as head of state); said in 2005 he&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zuma&#039;s profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Censorship===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;my father&#039;s daughter&#039; (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;i didn&#039;t do it for you&#039; by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
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File:&#039;the spear&#039; by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;sex retreat&#039; collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
panel 27 of &#039;china loves africa&#039; by Michael Soi (2016).jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:Untitled - Canon Rumanzi (2013).jpg|Banned in Uganda, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day&#039;s travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|&amp;quot;internet cafés&amp;quot;]] and can afford to spend a whole week&#039;s income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?) &lt;br /&gt;
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At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|&amp;quot;the Superior Council of Communication&amp;quot;]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law. &lt;br /&gt;
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In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation&#039;s President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site&#039;s owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.&lt;br /&gt;
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The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|&amp;quot;Eternal September&amp;quot;]] to be replaced by &amp;quot;Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,&amp;quot;]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the &amp;quot;I Love You&amp;quot; virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==African TV==&lt;br /&gt;
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Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.&lt;br /&gt;
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;A hard-hitting Kenyan TV News investigation that makes several [[WTF|unexpected]] [[Non sequiturs|detours]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;w7G4opKWc9Q&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;November 17, 1993 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;C1WnK8z9pzk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;iL8RAWfXG34&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;January 29, 1986 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;p4JChi9uQRg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Zimbabwe&#039;s most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yWZS2s5xrGM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;November 14, 2017 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Zsh_LxEg77w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A well-edited episode of Ghana&#039;s favorite drama series climaxes in a gruelling fight (May or not be in English, can&#039;t really tell for sure)&lt;br /&gt;
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;A typical TV advertising campaign, based on everyday African life}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Those african countries who haven&#039;t an ED Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn&#039;t a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a frenchie colony before his independence from France. Algeria&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old french colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is french and its old name was Dahomey.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]&#039;s playground. Burkina Faso&#039;s old name was Upper Volta and its national language, french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another french colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. The national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another french colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty and for being brainrotted. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another french colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo&#039;s national languages are French and Lingala.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of french colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country that talks spanish in Africa. Its national language is [[Dago|spanish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the Tigray terrorists&#039; HQ. Its national language is arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists&#039; playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia&#039;s national languages are arab, amharic and oromo.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another french colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don&#039;t call the country &amp;quot;[[Moonspeak|Côte d&#039;Ivoire]]&amp;quot;, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being the &amp;quot;Africa&#039;s ceiling&amp;quot;, for its [[Music|&amp;quot;Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters&amp;quot;]], for its poverty, for being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and for its shitty medical system. Lesotho&#039;s national languages are english and sesotho.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi&#039;s national languages are english and Chichewa.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Its national language is arab and... FRENCH! yeah, again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another frenchie colony located in middle of the Indic ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]&#039;s home. The Mauritius&#039; national languages are english, french and Mauritian creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Kraut]] kolonien located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for those old ships, for being a complete desert, for being abandoned, for its diamond secret and for its poverty. Namibia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], for being the Boko-Haram&#039;s playground, for its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria&#039;s national languages are english, yoruba, hausa, igbo, fula and a moar.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo&#039;s bitch, is another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is french&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don&#039;t want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles&#039;s national languages are english, french and seychellois creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda&#039;s national languages are english and luganda.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Proposed african flags ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries&lt;br /&gt;
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Poorundi.jpg|Burundi&lt;br /&gt;
ISISflag.jpg|Burkina Faso and Mali&lt;br /&gt;
DRCongo.jpg|Democratic Republic of the Congo&lt;br /&gt;
GTALesotho.png|Lesotho&lt;br /&gt;
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NigerFlag.png|Niger&lt;br /&gt;
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda&lt;br /&gt;
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda&lt;br /&gt;
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe&lt;br /&gt;
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==Europe and Africa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Africa&amp;amp;Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe&#039;s relationship with Africa is something like this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong. &lt;br /&gt;
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These retarded apes still haven&#039;t done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Foreign AIDS====&lt;br /&gt;
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don&#039;t know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.&lt;br /&gt;
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===300 Africans===&lt;br /&gt;
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying &amp;quot;Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don&#039;t have any food.&amp;quot; Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald&#039;s]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Shito - produce of ghana, africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--Image:MeanwhileAfrica.jpg|Meanwhile, in [[Africa]].--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won&#039;t tell you.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Nabas.jpg|thumb|right|An African supermarket.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:African union flag.png|Africa&#039;s future flag. Take that, America!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn&#039;t know...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreignaids.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niger chicken.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nigger mouth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Africankidneedswater.JPG|Poor [[Niggers]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Nigghana.jpg--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Native Donkey Kong.jpg|An African&#039;s life in side-scrolling form.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:African shacks.jpg|Traditional African architecture truly shows the rich culture of Africa.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[$100 Laptop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[419]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let&#039;s face it, if you were from Africa, you&#039;d prefer this fantasy too&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apartheid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black chicks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black History Month]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Botswana]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Digital Blackface]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ebola]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa&#039;s starving people&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jenkem]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kwanzaa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rwandan Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Slavery]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Voodoo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[War]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Cup 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer &amp;quot;swallowed by Devil&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man &amp;quot;9 months pregnant&amp;quot; within 48 hours of fucking someone else&#039;s wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses &amp;quot;serious problem&amp;quot; for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had &amp;quot;asked for the goat&#039;s permission&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit &amp;quot;God will not tolerate the nonsense&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft &amp;quot;suspected&amp;quot; in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 &#039;&#039;&#039;Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response &#039;&#039;&#039;Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo&#039;s 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 &#039;&#039;&#039;Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated &amp;quot;the severest in living memory&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses &amp;quot;could be related&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area&#039;s &amp;quot;rampant&amp;quot; bestiality&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigger walks into police station and says he&#039;s bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 &#039;&#039;&#039;Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires &#039;&#039;&#039;Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX &#039;&#039;&#039;The UN and USA declare Malawi a &amp;quot;no-go area&amp;quot; as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is &amp;quot;a daring mermaid&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher &amp;quot;not resurrected&amp;quot; after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian men have &amp;quot;a national duty&amp;quot; to rape women who wear ripped jeans&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger&#039;s dick with a bicycle pump &amp;quot;to boost virility&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Preacher convinces pack of nigger &amp;quot;disciples&amp;quot; into eating the grass in his garden&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ &#039;&#039;&#039;South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy &amp;quot;suffers severe diarrhoea&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Negress who &amp;quot;hasn&#039;t had a period for six years&amp;quot; is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases &amp;quot;fountain of blood&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html &#039;&#039;&#039;And it&#039;s not the first time, either&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it&#039;s not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows &amp;quot;buried alive&amp;quot; in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man&#039;s mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy&#039;s penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 &#039;&#039;&#039;South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Murder &amp;quot;motivated by mushroom&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Talking monkey&amp;quot; burned to death by mob&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers&#039; testicles &amp;quot;molested by goblins&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 &#039;&#039;&#039;School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs &amp;quot;cause of most hysteria outbreaks&amp;quot; in African schools&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan&#039;s deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man &amp;quot;starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// &#039;&#039;&#039;Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa&#039;s nigger junkies now smoking &amp;quot;joints&amp;quot; that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|dqkdY|&amp;quot;Goblin danger&amp;quot; warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president&#039;s villa, turn women into &amp;quot;merchants of dildo&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Afro}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Commonwealth}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Racial Tolerance]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Truth]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lulz History]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916136</id>
		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
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		<updated>2025-03-15T12:01:57Z</updated>

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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating]] [[Over 9000|500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Countries]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Niggers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Racial Tolerance]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lulz History]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Africa&amp;diff=1916135</id>
		<title>Africa</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Africa&amp;diff=1916135"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T11:59:03Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{notice| &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[You]] may be looking for &#039;&#039;&#039;[[AIDS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; Nope, this is the right article. Definitely.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]?  Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you&#039;ll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of &#039;&#039;[[Planet of the Apes]]&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;&#039;Africa&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &amp;quot;Blackistan&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africoon&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Assfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Niggerland&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Lolfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africunt&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Aidsfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Gayfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rapefrica&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Hell&amp;quot;) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Afrocentrism}}&lt;br /&gt;
The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn&#039;t starving or war isn&#039;t going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can&#039;t figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they&#039;d rather walk three miles every day for water.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]&lt;br /&gt;
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger&#039;s shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their &#039;friends&#039; in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you &#039;learn&#039; about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say &amp;quot;African civilization is an oxymoron&amp;quot; and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Economy===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Welfare}}&lt;br /&gt;
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it&#039;s just as shit as it&#039;s ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it&#039;s still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Healthcare===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188&amp;amp; A traditional African cure.]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They&#039;ve got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that&#039;ll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it&#039;s good for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter&#039;s [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Negromancy===&lt;br /&gt;
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Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature&#039;s mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.&lt;br /&gt;
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;The self-driving car - another nigger invention stolen by whitey&lt;br /&gt;
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;This tree is bewitched&lt;br /&gt;
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;Compelling evidence of lycanthropy&lt;br /&gt;
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;A magician&#039;s curse has closed this woman&#039;s punani&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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;This is Africa&lt;br /&gt;
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;The National Anthem of Africa&lt;br /&gt;
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;Laws on Homosexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tourism===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts&lt;br /&gt;
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l&#039;Afrique&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat&#039;s head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:African calamari (actually cow stomach).jpg|So tempting&lt;br /&gt;
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There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We&#039;re not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to: &lt;br /&gt;
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT&#039;S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]] &lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank&lt;br /&gt;
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don&#039;t forget those vaccinations&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa is a hellhole - cities ranked by quality of life.png|So much to choose from&lt;br /&gt;
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==National Pastimes==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Race_relations.jpg|thumb|right|220|Some blacks participate in the human race]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Oh snap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It&#039;s food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born. &lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn&#039;t into it? RAEP!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don&#039;t know|retards in Africa don&#039;t know]] that it won&#039;t work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat&#039;s why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.&lt;br /&gt;
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;A tribe that hasn&#039;t discovered fucking fire yet&lt;br /&gt;
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;Africans who have never met white people before&lt;br /&gt;
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==Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Africa is a hellhole - world corruption index (transparency international, 2018).png|thumb|right|75px|Corruption]]&lt;br /&gt;
If there&#039;s one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it&#039;s corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa&#039;s tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn&#039;t worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent&#039;s [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants. &lt;br /&gt;
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Full name: &#039;&#039;Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga&#039;&#039; (&amp;quot;The all-powerful warrior who, because of his&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1965 (deposed 1997)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo&#039;s entire national debt)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;united within the national political party, the MESAN.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1966 (deposed 1979)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Also, rightful King of Scotland.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1971 (deposed 1978)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; was rumored to be prophesying his downfall&lt;br /&gt;
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1986, still in power as of 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to make [[Fake News|&amp;quot;false reporting&amp;quot;]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).&lt;br /&gt;
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1993 (deposed 1998), having&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense&lt;br /&gt;
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1991 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become &amp;quot;lazy.&amp;quot; He then decided&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea&#039;s&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;democratically elected&#039;&#039; president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren&#039;t). &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;AKA:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;The Crocodile&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; November 14, 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Survived Mugabe&#039;s earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising &amp;quot;change&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Which probably means more of the same.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as &amp;quot;Unique Miracle&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Grand Master of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Education, Science, and Culture&amp;quot; before finally changing the national motto&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to  &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;There is no other God than Macías Nguema&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; which pretty much covered everything&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Democratically elected in 1966&#039;&#039; but abolished the constitution and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as Santa Claus while playing &amp;quot;Those Were the Days&amp;quot; by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being a case of &amp;quot;meet the new boss, same as the old boss.&amp;quot; President Mbasogo is officially “the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hissène Habré of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Also Known As:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Africa&#039;s Pinochet&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (explanation below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; the usual. Armed and financed by the USA  during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Idriss Déby of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in power when Chad&#039;s oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;officially listed as a [[Fail|&amp;quot;Failed State,&amp;quot;]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Charles Taylor of Liberia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Campaign slogan:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I&#039;ll vote for him&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; in the words of the judge at Taylor&#039;s 2012 trial: &amp;quot;aiding and abetting&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history&amp;quot;; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun fact:&#039;&#039;&#039; conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;sell black market diamonds under cover of &amp;quot;humanitarian relief missions&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Mswati III of Swaziland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school);&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;$60m every year in &amp;quot;running costs&amp;quot; for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland&#039;s entire GDP by building an international airport in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President [[Rwandan Genocide|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; was &#039;&#039;installed as acting president by a military junta,&#039;&#039; on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People&#039;s republic of Ethiopia &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1980 (overthrown in 2019)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1967 (died in office, 2005)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hastings Banda of Malawi&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Became Prime Minister&#039;&#039; (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected &amp;quot;President for Life&amp;quot; in a single-candidate vote.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; As Banda himself put it: &amp;quot;Everything I say is literally the law.&amp;quot; TV was illegal, books were edited by hand&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;required to become members of Banda&#039;s political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.&lt;br /&gt;
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for: &#039;&#039;&#039;being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for &amp;quot;family support&amp;quot; as head of state); said in 2005 he&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zuma&#039;s profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Censorship===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;my father&#039;s daughter&#039; (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;i didn&#039;t do it for you&#039; by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
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File:&#039;the spear&#039; by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;sex retreat&#039; collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
panel 27 of &#039;china loves africa&#039; by Michael Soi (2016).jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:Untitled - Canon Rumanzi (2013).jpg|Banned in Uganda, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day&#039;s travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|&amp;quot;internet cafés&amp;quot;]] and can afford to spend a whole week&#039;s income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?) &lt;br /&gt;
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At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|&amp;quot;the Superior Council of Communication&amp;quot;]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law. &lt;br /&gt;
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In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation&#039;s President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site&#039;s owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.&lt;br /&gt;
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The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|&amp;quot;Eternal September&amp;quot;]] to be replaced by &amp;quot;Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,&amp;quot;]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the &amp;quot;I Love You&amp;quot; virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==African TV==&lt;br /&gt;
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Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.&lt;br /&gt;
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;A hard-hitting Kenyan TV News investigation that makes several [[WTF|unexpected]] [[Non sequiturs|detours]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;w7G4opKWc9Q&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;November 17, 1993 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}&lt;br /&gt;
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;January 29, 1986 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;p4JChi9uQRg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Zimbabwe&#039;s most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)&lt;br /&gt;
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;November 14, 2017 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Those african countries who haven&#039;t an ED Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn&#039;t a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a frenchie colony before his independence from France. Algeria&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old french colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is french and its old name was Dahomey.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]&#039;s playground. Burkina Faso&#039;s old name was Upper Volta and its national language, french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another french colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. The national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another french colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty and for being brainrotted. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another french colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo&#039;s national languages are French and Lingala.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of french colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country that talks spanish in Africa. Its national language is [[Dago|spanish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the Tigray terrorists&#039; HQ. Its national language is arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists&#039; playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia&#039;s national languages are arab, amharic and oromo.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another french colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don&#039;t call the country &amp;quot;[[Moonspeak|Côte d&#039;Ivoire]]&amp;quot;, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being the &amp;quot;Africa&#039;s ceiling&amp;quot;, for its [[Music|&amp;quot;Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters&amp;quot;]], for its poverty, for being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and for its shitty medical system. Lesotho&#039;s national languages are english and sesotho.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi&#039;s national languages are english and Chichewa.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Its national language is arab and... FRENCH! yeah, again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another frenchie colony located in middle of the Indic ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]&#039;s home. The Mauritius&#039; national languages are english, french and Mauritian creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Kraut]] kolonien located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for those old ships, for being a complete desert, for being abandoned, for its diamond secret and for its poverty. Namibia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], for being the Boko-Haram&#039;s playground, for its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria&#039;s national languages are english, yoruba, hausa, igbo, fula and a moar.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo&#039;s bitch, is another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is french&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don&#039;t want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles&#039;s national languages are english, french and seychellois creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda&#039;s national languages are english and luganda.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
== Proposed african flags ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|African proposed flags|I dunno|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AngolaFlag.jpg|Angola&lt;br /&gt;
Poorundi.jpg|Burundi&lt;br /&gt;
ISISflag.jpg|Burkina Faso and Mali&lt;br /&gt;
DRCongo.jpg|Democratic Republic of the Congo&lt;br /&gt;
GTALesotho.png|Lesotho&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
NigerFlag.png|Niger&lt;br /&gt;
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda&lt;br /&gt;
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda&lt;br /&gt;
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Europe and Africa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Africa&amp;amp;Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe&#039;s relationship with Africa is something like this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These retarded apes still haven&#039;t done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Foreign AIDS====&lt;br /&gt;
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don&#039;t know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.&lt;br /&gt;
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===300 Africans===&lt;br /&gt;
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying &amp;quot;Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don&#039;t have any food.&amp;quot; Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald&#039;s]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|BzzzzzBzzzzzzBzzzz....|africagallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical african street entertainment.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benjamin Muller Sings Chassidic Sound of Africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Baby &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; - zululand observer (june 25, 2018).png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shito - produce of ghana, africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=4&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:MeanwhileAfrica.jpg|Meanwhile, in [[Africa]].--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won&#039;t tell you.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Nabas.jpg|thumb|right|An African supermarket.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:African union flag.png|Africa&#039;s future flag. Take that, America!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn&#039;t know...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreignaids.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niger chicken.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nigger mouth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Africankidneedswater.JPG|Poor [[Niggers]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Nigghana.jpg--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Native Donkey Kong.jpg|An African&#039;s life in side-scrolling form.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:African shacks.jpg|Traditional African architecture truly shows the rich culture of Africa.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[$100 Laptop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[419]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let&#039;s face it, if you were from Africa, you&#039;d prefer this fantasy too&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apartheid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black chicks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black History Month]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Botswana]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Digital Blackface]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ebola]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa&#039;s starving people&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jenkem]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kwanzaa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Slavery]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Voodoo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[War]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Cup 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer &amp;quot;swallowed by Devil&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man &amp;quot;9 months pregnant&amp;quot; within 48 hours of fucking someone else&#039;s wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses &amp;quot;serious problem&amp;quot; for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had &amp;quot;asked for the goat&#039;s permission&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit &amp;quot;God will not tolerate the nonsense&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft &amp;quot;suspected&amp;quot; in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 &#039;&#039;&#039;Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response &#039;&#039;&#039;Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo&#039;s 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 &#039;&#039;&#039;Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated &amp;quot;the severest in living memory&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses &amp;quot;could be related&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area&#039;s &amp;quot;rampant&amp;quot; bestiality&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigger walks into police station and says he&#039;s bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 &#039;&#039;&#039;Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires &#039;&#039;&#039;Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX &#039;&#039;&#039;The UN and USA declare Malawi a &amp;quot;no-go area&amp;quot; as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is &amp;quot;a daring mermaid&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher &amp;quot;not resurrected&amp;quot; after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian men have &amp;quot;a national duty&amp;quot; to rape women who wear ripped jeans&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger&#039;s dick with a bicycle pump &amp;quot;to boost virility&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Preacher convinces pack of nigger &amp;quot;disciples&amp;quot; into eating the grass in his garden&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ &#039;&#039;&#039;South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy &amp;quot;suffers severe diarrhoea&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Negress who &amp;quot;hasn&#039;t had a period for six years&amp;quot; is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases &amp;quot;fountain of blood&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html &#039;&#039;&#039;And it&#039;s not the first time, either&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it&#039;s not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows &amp;quot;buried alive&amp;quot; in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man&#039;s mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy&#039;s penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 &#039;&#039;&#039;South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Murder &amp;quot;motivated by mushroom&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Talking monkey&amp;quot; burned to death by mob&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers&#039; testicles &amp;quot;molested by goblins&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 &#039;&#039;&#039;School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs &amp;quot;cause of most hysteria outbreaks&amp;quot; in African schools&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan&#039;s deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man &amp;quot;starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// &#039;&#039;&#039;Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa&#039;s nigger junkies now smoking &amp;quot;joints&amp;quot; that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|dqkdY|&amp;quot;Goblin danger&amp;quot; warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president&#039;s villa, turn women into &amp;quot;merchants of dildo&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating]] [[Over 9000|500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide Gallery&#039;&#039;&#039;|holohoaxgg|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916132</id>
		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916132"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T07:39:32Z</updated>

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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating 500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide Gallery&#039;&#039;&#039;|holohoaxgg|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Africa&amp;diff=1916131</id>
		<title>Africa</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Africa&amp;diff=1916131"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T07:37:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{notice| &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[You]] may be looking for &#039;&#039;&#039;[[AIDS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; Nope, this is the right article. Definitely.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ungrateful niggers.jpg|350px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]?  Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you&#039;ll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of &#039;&#039;[[Planet of the Apes]]&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;&#039;Africa&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &amp;quot;Blackistan&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africoon&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Assfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Niggerland&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Lolfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africunt&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Aidsfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Gayfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rapefrica&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Hell&amp;quot;) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Afrocentrism}}&lt;br /&gt;
The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn&#039;t starving or war isn&#039;t going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can&#039;t figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they&#039;d rather walk three miles every day for water.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]&lt;br /&gt;
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger&#039;s shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their &#039;friends&#039; in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you &#039;learn&#039; about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say &amp;quot;African civilization is an oxymoron&amp;quot; and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Economy===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Welfare}}&lt;br /&gt;
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it&#039;s just as shit as it&#039;s ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it&#039;s still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Healthcare===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Death}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188&amp;amp; A traditional African cure.]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They&#039;ve got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that&#039;ll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it&#039;s good for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter&#039;s [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Negromancy===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Witchcraft}}&lt;br /&gt;
Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature&#039;s mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tourism===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts&lt;br /&gt;
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l&#039;Afrique&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat&#039;s head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:African calamari (actually cow stomach).jpg|So tempting&lt;br /&gt;
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There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We&#039;re not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to: &lt;br /&gt;
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT&#039;S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]] &lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank&lt;br /&gt;
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don&#039;t forget those vaccinations&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa is a hellhole - cities ranked by quality of life.png|So much to choose from&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Race_relations.jpg|thumb|right|220|Some blacks participate in the human race]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Oh snap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It&#039;s food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born. &lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn&#039;t into it? RAEP!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don&#039;t know|retards in Africa don&#039;t know]] that it won&#039;t work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat&#039;s why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Africa is a hellhole - world corruption index (transparency international, 2018).png|thumb|right|75px|Corruption]]&lt;br /&gt;
If there&#039;s one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it&#039;s corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa&#039;s tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn&#039;t worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent&#039;s [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants. &lt;br /&gt;
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Full name: &#039;&#039;Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga&#039;&#039; (&amp;quot;The all-powerful warrior who, because of his&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1965 (deposed 1997)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo&#039;s entire national debt)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;united within the national political party, the MESAN.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1966 (deposed 1979)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Also, rightful King of Scotland.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1971 (deposed 1978)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; was rumored to be prophesying his downfall&lt;br /&gt;
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1986, still in power as of 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to make [[Fake News|&amp;quot;false reporting&amp;quot;]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).&lt;br /&gt;
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1993 (deposed 1998), having&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense&lt;br /&gt;
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1991 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become &amp;quot;lazy.&amp;quot; He then decided&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea&#039;s&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;democratically elected&#039;&#039; president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren&#039;t). &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;AKA:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;The Crocodile&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; November 14, 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Survived Mugabe&#039;s earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising &amp;quot;change&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Which probably means more of the same.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as &amp;quot;Unique Miracle&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Grand Master of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Education, Science, and Culture&amp;quot; before finally changing the national motto&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to  &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;There is no other God than Macías Nguema&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; which pretty much covered everything&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Democratically elected in 1966&#039;&#039; but abolished the constitution and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as Santa Claus while playing &amp;quot;Those Were the Days&amp;quot; by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being a case of &amp;quot;meet the new boss, same as the old boss.&amp;quot; President Mbasogo is officially “the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hissène Habré of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Also Known As:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Africa&#039;s Pinochet&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (explanation below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; the usual. Armed and financed by the USA  during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Idriss Déby of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in power when Chad&#039;s oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;officially listed as a [[Fail|&amp;quot;Failed State,&amp;quot;]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Charles Taylor of Liberia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Campaign slogan:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I&#039;ll vote for him&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; in the words of the judge at Taylor&#039;s 2012 trial: &amp;quot;aiding and abetting&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history&amp;quot;; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun fact:&#039;&#039;&#039; conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;sell black market diamonds under cover of &amp;quot;humanitarian relief missions&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Mswati III of Swaziland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school);&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;$60m every year in &amp;quot;running costs&amp;quot; for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland&#039;s entire GDP by building an international airport in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President [[Rwandan Genocide|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; was &#039;&#039;installed as acting president by a military junta,&#039;&#039; on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People&#039;s republic of Ethiopia &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1980 (overthrown in 2019)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1967 (died in office, 2005)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hastings Banda of Malawi&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Became Prime Minister&#039;&#039; (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected &amp;quot;President for Life&amp;quot; in a single-candidate vote.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; As Banda himself put it: &amp;quot;Everything I say is literally the law.&amp;quot; TV was illegal, books were edited by hand&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;required to become members of Banda&#039;s political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.&lt;br /&gt;
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for: &#039;&#039;&#039;being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for &amp;quot;family support&amp;quot; as head of state); said in 2005 he&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zuma&#039;s profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Censorship===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;my father&#039;s daughter&#039; (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;i didn&#039;t do it for you&#039; by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
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File:&#039;the spear&#039; by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;sex retreat&#039; collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
panel 27 of &#039;china loves africa&#039; by Michael Soi (2016).jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:Untitled - Canon Rumanzi (2013).jpg|Banned in Uganda, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day&#039;s travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|&amp;quot;internet cafés&amp;quot;]] and can afford to spend a whole week&#039;s income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?) &lt;br /&gt;
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At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|&amp;quot;the Superior Council of Communication&amp;quot;]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law. &lt;br /&gt;
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In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation&#039;s President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site&#039;s owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.&lt;br /&gt;
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The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|&amp;quot;Eternal September&amp;quot;]] to be replaced by &amp;quot;Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,&amp;quot;]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the &amp;quot;I Love You&amp;quot; virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==African TV==&lt;br /&gt;
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Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.&lt;br /&gt;
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;A hard-hitting Kenyan TV News investigation that makes several [[WTF|unexpected]] [[Non sequiturs|detours]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;w7G4opKWc9Q&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;November 17, 1993 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}&lt;br /&gt;
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;January 29, 1986 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;p4JChi9uQRg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Zimbabwe&#039;s most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)&lt;br /&gt;
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;November 14, 2017 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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;A well-edited episode of Ghana&#039;s favorite drama series climaxes in a gruelling fight (May or not be in English, can&#039;t really tell for sure)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Those african countries who haven&#039;t an ED Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn&#039;t a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a frenchie colony before his independence from France. Algeria&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old french colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is french and its old name was Dahomey.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]&#039;s playground. Burkina Faso&#039;s old name was Upper Volta and its national language, french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another french colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. The national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another french colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty and for being brainrotted. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another french colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo&#039;s national languages are French and Lingala.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of french colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country that talks spanish in Africa. Its national language is [[Dago|spanish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the Tigray terrorists&#039; HQ. Its national language is arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists&#039; playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia&#039;s national languages are arab, amharic and oromo.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another french colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don&#039;t call the country &amp;quot;[[Moonspeak|Côte d&#039;Ivoire]]&amp;quot;, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being the &amp;quot;Africa&#039;s ceiling&amp;quot;, for its [[Music|&amp;quot;Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters&amp;quot;]], for its poverty, for being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and for its shitty medical system. Lesotho&#039;s national languages are english and sesotho.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi&#039;s national languages are english and Chichewa.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Its national language is arab and... FRENCH! yeah, again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another frenchie colony located in middle of the Indic ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]&#039;s home. The Mauritius&#039; national languages are english, french and Mauritian creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Kraut]] kolonien located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for those old ships, for being a complete desert, for being abandoned, for its diamond secret and for its poverty. Namibia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], for being the Boko-Haram&#039;s playground, for its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria&#039;s national languages are english, yoruba, hausa, igbo, fula and a moar.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo&#039;s bitch, is another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is french&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Rw.gif.png]] Rwanda - Belgian colony located in the center. It is known for its development (besides being a poor country), for its [[1990s|1994]] [[Genocide|lulzfest]], for its volcanic field and for its [[Ugly|beautiful]] flag. Rwanda&#039;s national languages are french, english and kinyarwanda.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don&#039;t want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles&#039;s national languages are english, french and seychellois creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda&#039;s national languages are english and luganda.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
== Proposed african flags ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|African proposed flags|I dunno|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AngolaFlag.jpg|Angola&lt;br /&gt;
Poorundi.jpg|Burundi&lt;br /&gt;
ISISflag.jpg|Burkina Faso and Mali&lt;br /&gt;
DRCongo.jpg|Democratic Republic of the Congo&lt;br /&gt;
GTALesotho.png|Lesotho&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
NigerFlag.png|Niger&lt;br /&gt;
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda&lt;br /&gt;
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda&lt;br /&gt;
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Europe and Africa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Africa&amp;amp;Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe&#039;s relationship with Africa is something like this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These retarded apes still haven&#039;t done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Foreign AIDS====&lt;br /&gt;
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don&#039;t know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.&lt;br /&gt;
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===300 Africans===&lt;br /&gt;
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying &amp;quot;Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don&#039;t have any food.&amp;quot; Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald&#039;s]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|BzzzzzBzzzzzzBzzzz....|africagallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical african street entertainment.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benjamin Muller Sings Chassidic Sound of Africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Baby &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; - zululand observer (june 25, 2018).png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shito - produce of ghana, africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=4&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:MeanwhileAfrica.jpg|Meanwhile, in [[Africa]].--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won&#039;t tell you.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Nabas.jpg|thumb|right|An African supermarket.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:African union flag.png|Africa&#039;s future flag. Take that, America!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn&#039;t know...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreignaids.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niger chicken.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nigger mouth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Africankidneedswater.JPG|Poor [[Niggers]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Nigghana.jpg--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Native Donkey Kong.jpg|An African&#039;s life in side-scrolling form.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:African shacks.jpg|Traditional African architecture truly shows the rich culture of Africa.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[$100 Laptop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[419]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let&#039;s face it, if you were from Africa, you&#039;d prefer this fantasy too&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apartheid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black chicks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black History Month]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Botswana]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Digital Blackface]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ebola]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa&#039;s starving people&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jenkem]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kwanzaa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Slavery]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Voodoo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[War]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Cup 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer &amp;quot;swallowed by Devil&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man &amp;quot;9 months pregnant&amp;quot; within 48 hours of fucking someone else&#039;s wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses &amp;quot;serious problem&amp;quot; for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had &amp;quot;asked for the goat&#039;s permission&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit &amp;quot;God will not tolerate the nonsense&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft &amp;quot;suspected&amp;quot; in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 &#039;&#039;&#039;Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response &#039;&#039;&#039;Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo&#039;s 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 &#039;&#039;&#039;Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated &amp;quot;the severest in living memory&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses &amp;quot;could be related&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area&#039;s &amp;quot;rampant&amp;quot; bestiality&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigger walks into police station and says he&#039;s bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 &#039;&#039;&#039;Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires &#039;&#039;&#039;Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX &#039;&#039;&#039;The UN and USA declare Malawi a &amp;quot;no-go area&amp;quot; as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is &amp;quot;a daring mermaid&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher &amp;quot;not resurrected&amp;quot; after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian men have &amp;quot;a national duty&amp;quot; to rape women who wear ripped jeans&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger&#039;s dick with a bicycle pump &amp;quot;to boost virility&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Preacher convinces pack of nigger &amp;quot;disciples&amp;quot; into eating the grass in his garden&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ &#039;&#039;&#039;South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy &amp;quot;suffers severe diarrhoea&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Negress who &amp;quot;hasn&#039;t had a period for six years&amp;quot; is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases &amp;quot;fountain of blood&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html &#039;&#039;&#039;And it&#039;s not the first time, either&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it&#039;s not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows &amp;quot;buried alive&amp;quot; in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man&#039;s mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy&#039;s penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 &#039;&#039;&#039;South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Murder &amp;quot;motivated by mushroom&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Talking monkey&amp;quot; burned to death by mob&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers&#039; testicles &amp;quot;molested by goblins&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 &#039;&#039;&#039;School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs &amp;quot;cause of most hysteria outbreaks&amp;quot; in African schools&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan&#039;s deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man &amp;quot;starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// &#039;&#039;&#039;Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa&#039;s nigger junkies now smoking &amp;quot;joints&amp;quot; that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|dqkdY|&amp;quot;Goblin danger&amp;quot; warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president&#039;s villa, turn women into &amp;quot;merchants of dildo&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
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		<title>Africa</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: /* Politics */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{notice| &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[You]] may be looking for &#039;&#039;&#039;[[AIDS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; Nope, this is the right article. Definitely.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]?  Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you&#039;ll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of &#039;&#039;[[Planet of the Apes]]&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;&#039;Africa&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &amp;quot;Blackistan&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africoon&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Assfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Niggerland&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Lolfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Africunt&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Aidsfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Gayfrica&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rapefrica&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Hell&amp;quot;) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Afrocentrism}}&lt;br /&gt;
The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn&#039;t starving or war isn&#039;t going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can&#039;t figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they&#039;d rather walk three miles every day for water.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]&lt;br /&gt;
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger&#039;s shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their &#039;friends&#039; in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you &#039;learn&#039; about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say &amp;quot;African civilization is an oxymoron&amp;quot; and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Economy===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Welfare}}&lt;br /&gt;
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it&#039;s just as shit as it&#039;s ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it&#039;s still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Healthcare===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Death}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188&amp;amp; A traditional African cure.]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They&#039;ve got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that&#039;ll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it&#039;s good for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter&#039;s [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Negromancy===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Witchcraft}}&lt;br /&gt;
Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature&#039;s mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{videoframe|Negromancy|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;gkjwjw3dr34&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;The self-driving car - another nigger invention stolen by whitey&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Pka1XMEZiiY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;This tree is bewitched&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ibtvnNQAzOM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Compelling evidence of lycanthropy&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4Nblw50VHWk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A magician&#039;s curse has closed this woman&#039;s punani&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;d0ZUhiUcr3M&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;This witch crashed while flying above a hut}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{videoframe|Nigeos|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;kKiOhks73LI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;This is Africa&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;SBfgtY_rM08&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;The National Anthem of Africa&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;BymeLkZ7GqM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Movies in Africa&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;euXQbZDwV0w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Laws on Homosexuality&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Lqg8I4w0ItM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Like [[india|indians]],africans cant poo in the loo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tourism===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Justine Sacco}}&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts&lt;br /&gt;
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l&#039;Afrique&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel&lt;br /&gt;
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat&#039;s head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:African calamari (actually cow stomach).jpg|So tempting&lt;br /&gt;
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There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We&#039;re not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to: &lt;br /&gt;
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT&#039;S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]] &lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank&lt;br /&gt;
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don&#039;t forget those vaccinations&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa is a hellhole - cities ranked by quality of life.png|So much to choose from&lt;br /&gt;
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==National Pastimes==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It&#039;s food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born. &lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn&#039;t into it? RAEP!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don&#039;t know|retards in Africa don&#039;t know]] that it won&#039;t work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat&#039;s why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.&lt;br /&gt;
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If there&#039;s one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it&#039;s corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa&#039;s tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn&#039;t worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent&#039;s [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants. &lt;br /&gt;
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Full name: &#039;&#039;Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga&#039;&#039; (&amp;quot;The all-powerful warrior who, because of his&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1965 (deposed 1997)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo&#039;s entire national debt)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;united within the national political party, the MESAN.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1966 (deposed 1979)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Also, rightful King of Scotland.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1971 (deposed 1978)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; was rumored to be prophesying his downfall&lt;br /&gt;
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1986, still in power as of 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to make [[Fake News|&amp;quot;false reporting&amp;quot;]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).&lt;br /&gt;
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1993 (deposed 1998), having&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense&lt;br /&gt;
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1991 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become &amp;quot;lazy.&amp;quot; He then decided&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea&#039;s&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;democratically elected&#039;&#039; president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren&#039;t). &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;AKA:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;The Crocodile&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; November 14, 2017&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Survived Mugabe&#039;s earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising &amp;quot;change&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Which probably means more of the same.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as &amp;quot;Unique Miracle&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Grand Master of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Education, Science, and Culture&amp;quot; before finally changing the national motto&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to  &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;There is no other God than Macías Nguema&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; which pretty much covered everything&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Democratically elected in 1966&#039;&#039; but abolished the constitution and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as Santa Claus while playing &amp;quot;Those Were the Days&amp;quot; by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being a case of &amp;quot;meet the new boss, same as the old boss.&amp;quot; President Mbasogo is officially “the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hissène Habré of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Also Known As:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Africa&#039;s Pinochet&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (explanation below)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; the usual. Armed and financed by the USA  during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.&lt;br /&gt;
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Idriss Déby of Chad&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in power when Chad&#039;s oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;officially listed as a [[Fail|&amp;quot;Failed State,&amp;quot;]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Charles Taylor of Liberia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Campaign slogan:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I&#039;ll vote for him&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; in the words of the judge at Taylor&#039;s 2012 trial: &amp;quot;aiding and abetting&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history&amp;quot;; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun fact:&#039;&#039;&#039; conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;sell black market diamonds under cover of &amp;quot;humanitarian relief missions&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Mswati III of Swaziland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school);&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;$60m every year in &amp;quot;running costs&amp;quot; for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland&#039;s entire GDP by building an international airport in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juvenal_habyarimana.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President [[Elvis Presley|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; was &#039;&#039;installed as acting president by a military junta,&#039;&#039; on&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:President_juvénal_&amp;quot;rapeface&amp;quot;_habyarimana_of_rwanda.jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People&#039;s republic of Ethiopia &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1980 (overthrown in 2019)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; 1967 (died in office, 2005)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Hastings Banda of Malawi&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full title:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Became Prime Minister&#039;&#039; (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected &amp;quot;President for Life&amp;quot; in a single-candidate vote.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for:&#039;&#039;&#039; As Banda himself put it: &amp;quot;Everything I say is literally the law.&amp;quot; TV was illegal, books were edited by hand&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;required to become members of Banda&#039;s political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.&lt;br /&gt;
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Seized power in a military coup:&#039;&#039;&#039; Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;bull;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable for: &#039;&#039;&#039;being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for &amp;quot;family support&amp;quot; as head of state); said in 2005 he&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zuma&#039;s profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Censorship===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;my father&#039;s daughter&#039; (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;i didn&#039;t do it for you&#039; by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})&lt;br /&gt;
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File:&#039;the spear&#039; by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
File:&#039;sex retreat&#039; collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
panel 27 of &#039;china loves africa&#039; by Michael Soi (2016).jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
File:Untitled - Canon Rumanzi (2013).jpg|Banned in Uganda, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day&#039;s travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|&amp;quot;internet cafés&amp;quot;]] and can afford to spend a whole week&#039;s income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?) &lt;br /&gt;
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At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|&amp;quot;the Superior Council of Communication&amp;quot;]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law. &lt;br /&gt;
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In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation&#039;s President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site&#039;s owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.&lt;br /&gt;
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The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|&amp;quot;Eternal September&amp;quot;]] to be replaced by &amp;quot;Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,&amp;quot;]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the &amp;quot;I Love You&amp;quot; virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==African TV==&lt;br /&gt;
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Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.&lt;br /&gt;
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;A hard-hitting Kenyan TV News investigation that makes several [[WTF|unexpected]] [[Non sequiturs|detours]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;w7G4opKWc9Q&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;November 17, 1993 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;C1WnK8z9pzk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;iL8RAWfXG34&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;January 29, 1986 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;p4JChi9uQRg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Zimbabwe&#039;s most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yWZS2s5xrGM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;November 14, 2017 - &amp;quot;We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Zsh_LxEg77w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A well-edited episode of Ghana&#039;s favorite drama series climaxes in a gruelling fight (May or not be in English, can&#039;t really tell for sure)&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8vMEYoUqMsA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A typical TV advertising campaign, based on everyday African life}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Those african countries who haven&#039;t an ED Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn&#039;t a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a frenchie colony before his independence from France. Algeria&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old french colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is french and its old name was Dahomey.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]&#039;s playground. Burkina Faso&#039;s old name was Upper Volta and its national language, french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another french colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. The national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde&#039;s national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another french colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty and for being brainrotted. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another french colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo&#039;s national languages are French and Lingala.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of french colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti&#039;s national languages are arab and french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country that talks spanish in Africa. Its national language is [[Dago|spanish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the Tigray terrorists&#039; HQ. Its national language is arab.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists&#039; playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia&#039;s national languages are arab, amharic and oromo.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another french colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don&#039;t call the country &amp;quot;[[Moonspeak|Côte d&#039;Ivoire]]&amp;quot;, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being the &amp;quot;Africa&#039;s ceiling&amp;quot;, for its [[Music|&amp;quot;Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters&amp;quot;]], for its poverty, for being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and for its shitty medical system. Lesotho&#039;s national languages are english and sesotho.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi&#039;s national languages are english and Chichewa.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Its national language is arab and... FRENCH! yeah, again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another frenchie colony located in middle of the Indic ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]&#039;s home. The Mauritius&#039; national languages are english, french and Mauritian creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Kraut]] kolonien located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for those old ships, for being a complete desert, for being abandoned, for its diamond secret and for its poverty. Namibia&#039;s national language is surprisingly english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], for being the Boko-Haram&#039;s playground, for its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria&#039;s national languages are english, yoruba, hausa, igbo, fula and a moar.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo&#039;s bitch, is another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is french&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:Rw.gif.png]] Rwanda - Belgian colony located in the center. It is known for its development (besides being a poor country), for its [[1990s|1994]] [[Genocide|lulzfest]], for its volcanic field and for its [[Ugly|beautiful]] flag. Rwanda&#039;s national languages are french, english and kinyarwanda.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa&#039;s horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don&#039;t want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles&#039;s national languages are english, french and seychellois creole.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is portuguese.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo&#039;s national language is french.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda&#039;s national languages are english and luganda.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia&#039;s national language is english.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Proposed african flags ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries&lt;br /&gt;
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AngolaFlag.jpg|Angola&lt;br /&gt;
Poorundi.jpg|Burundi&lt;br /&gt;
ISISflag.jpg|Burkina Faso and Mali&lt;br /&gt;
DRCongo.jpg|Democratic Republic of the Congo&lt;br /&gt;
GTALesotho.png|Lesotho&lt;br /&gt;
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NigerFlag.png|Niger&lt;br /&gt;
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda&lt;br /&gt;
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda&lt;br /&gt;
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe&lt;br /&gt;
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==Europe and Africa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Africa&amp;amp;Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe&#039;s relationship with Africa is something like this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong. &lt;br /&gt;
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These retarded apes still haven&#039;t done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Foreign AIDS====&lt;br /&gt;
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don&#039;t know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.&lt;br /&gt;
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===300 Africans===&lt;br /&gt;
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying &amp;quot;Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don&#039;t have any food.&amp;quot; Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald&#039;s]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|BzzzzzBzzzzzzBzzzz....|africagallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical african street entertainment.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benjamin Muller Sings Chassidic Sound of Africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Baby &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; - zululand observer (june 25, 2018).png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shito - produce of ghana, africa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=4&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:MeanwhileAfrica.jpg|Meanwhile, in [[Africa]].--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace&lt;br /&gt;
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won&#039;t tell you.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Nabas.jpg|thumb|right|An African supermarket.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:African union flag.png|Africa&#039;s future flag. Take that, America!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn&#039;t know...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Foreignaids.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niger chicken.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nigger mouth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Africankidneedswater.JPG|Poor [[Niggers]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Nigghana.jpg--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:Native Donkey Kong.jpg|An African&#039;s life in side-scrolling form.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--File:African shacks.jpg|Traditional African architecture truly shows the rich culture of Africa.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[$100 Laptop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[419]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let&#039;s face it, if you were from Africa, you&#039;d prefer this fantasy too&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apartheid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black chicks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black History Month]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Botswana]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Digital Blackface]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ebola]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa&#039;s starving people&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jenkem]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kwanzaa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Slavery]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Voodoo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[War]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Cup 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer &amp;quot;swallowed by Devil&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man &amp;quot;9 months pregnant&amp;quot; within 48 hours of fucking someone else&#039;s wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses &amp;quot;serious problem&amp;quot; for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had &amp;quot;asked for the goat&#039;s permission&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit &amp;quot;God will not tolerate the nonsense&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchcraft &amp;quot;suspected&amp;quot; in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 &#039;&#039;&#039;Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response &#039;&#039;&#039;Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo&#039;s 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 &#039;&#039;&#039;Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated &amp;quot;the severest in living memory&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses &amp;quot;could be related&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 &#039;&#039;&#039;Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area&#039;s &amp;quot;rampant&amp;quot; bestiality&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 &#039;&#039;&#039;Nigger walks into police station and says he&#039;s bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 &#039;&#039;&#039;Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires &#039;&#039;&#039;Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX &#039;&#039;&#039;The UN and USA declare Malawi a &amp;quot;no-go area&amp;quot; as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is &amp;quot;a daring mermaid&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher &amp;quot;not resurrected&amp;quot; after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- &#039;&#039;&#039;Egyptian men have &amp;quot;a national duty&amp;quot; to rape women who wear ripped jeans&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger&#039;s dick with a bicycle pump &amp;quot;to boost virility&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Preacher convinces pack of nigger &amp;quot;disciples&amp;quot; into eating the grass in his garden&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 &#039;&#039;&#039;... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and &amp;quot;raped to death&amp;quot; in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ &#039;&#039;&#039;South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga &#039;&#039;&#039;Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy &amp;quot;suffers severe diarrhoea&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html &#039;&#039;&#039;Negress who &amp;quot;hasn&#039;t had a period for six years&amp;quot; is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases &amp;quot;fountain of blood&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html &#039;&#039;&#039;And it&#039;s not the first time, either&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it&#039;s not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows &amp;quot;buried alive&amp;quot; in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man&#039;s mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy&#039;s penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 &#039;&#039;&#039;South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy&#039;&#039;&#039; (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Murder &amp;quot;motivated by mushroom&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Talking monkey&amp;quot; burned to death by mob&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers&#039; testicles &amp;quot;molested by goblins&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 &#039;&#039;&#039;School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs &amp;quot;cause of most hysteria outbreaks&amp;quot; in African schools&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan&#039;s deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man &amp;quot;starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// &#039;&#039;&#039;Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa&#039;s nigger junkies now smoking &amp;quot;joints&amp;quot; that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ &#039;&#039;&#039;Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|dqkdY|&amp;quot;Goblin danger&amp;quot; warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president&#039;s villa, turn women into &amp;quot;merchants of dildo&amp;quot;}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mumba donate school whip.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Commonwealth}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Racial Tolerance]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Truth]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lulz History]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwanda&amp;diff=1916123</id>
		<title>Rwanda</title>
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		<updated>2025-03-15T07:19:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: Changed redirect target from Africa to Rwandan Genocide&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Rwandan Genocide]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Sid_Meier%27s_Civilization&amp;diff=1916121</id>
		<title>High Score/Sid Meier&#039;s Civilization</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Sid_Meier%27s_Civilization&amp;diff=1916121"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T07:17:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
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! RANK&lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER&lt;br /&gt;
! KILLS&lt;br /&gt;
! TIMESPAN&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#43ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Mao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~45 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 31 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#65ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Joseph Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~20 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 25 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#81ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px|link{{=}}Germany]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Adolf Hitler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~[[Hitler did nothing wrong|0]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; or [[Holocaust|17 Million]] or [[World War II|85 Million]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 12 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#98ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Leopold II of Belgium|Leopold II of Belgium]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~10 Million&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;4&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 44 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#aeff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Hideki Tojo|Hideki Tojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~6 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 3 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#aeff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Napoleon Bonaparte]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~5 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 12 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~3 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 4 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c7ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMadagascar.png|link{{=}}Madagascar]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Ranavalona I|Ranavalona I]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~2.5 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 13 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d3ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Enver Pasha|Enver Pasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~1.6 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 5 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#e3ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|link{{=}}North Korea|22px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Kim Il-sung]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;1 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 45 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#e3ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Yakubu Gowon|Yakubu Gowon]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;1 Million&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#f2ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Ho Chi Minh|Ho Chi Minh]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~900,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 24 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#f2ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|Rwanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Jean Kambanda|Jean Kambanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rwandan Genocide|~900,000]]&lt;br /&gt;
| -1 Year&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|Rwanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Théoneste Bagosora|Théoneste Bagosora]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rwandan Genocide|~741,620]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 Days]]!&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Mengistu Haile Mariam|Mengistu Haile Mariam]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~700,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 14 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Saddam Hussein]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~700,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 24 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Abraham Lincoln]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~620,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 4 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;571,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 4 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|22px|link{{=}}Uganda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Milton Obote|Milton Obote]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~547,723&lt;br /&gt;
| 10 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fff200&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Sukarno|Sukarno]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;500,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 22 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fff200&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Vladimir Lenin]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;500,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 7 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fff200&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Pk.gif|23px|link{{=}}Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Yahya Khan|Yahya Khan]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;500,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fff200&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Bashar al-Assad]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;500,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 2.5 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagHaiti.png|link{{=}}Haiti]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Jean-Jacques Dessalines|Jean-Jacques Dessalines]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~383,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Benito Mussolini]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 344,238&lt;br /&gt;
| 24 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Jean-Baptiste Bagaza|Jean-Baptiste Bagaza]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~300,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 11 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Harry Truman|Harry Truman]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~250,000&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;3&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 8 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Francisco Franco|Francisco Franco]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~227,300&lt;br /&gt;
| 39 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|22px|link{{=}}Uganda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Idi Amin|Idi Amin]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~223,607&lt;br /&gt;
| 8 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Michel Micombero|Michel Micombero]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~173,205&lt;br /&gt;
| 10 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Salman of Saudi Arabia|Salman]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 139,821&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Ivan the Terrible|Ivan the Terrible]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 124,900&lt;br /&gt;
| 51 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Nicolae Ceasescu|Nicolae Ceaşescu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 118,730&lt;br /&gt;
| 44 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Vladimir Putin]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| ~100,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 16 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Ali Khamenei|Ali Khamenei]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 65,132&lt;br /&gt;
| 29 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Francisco Macías Nguema|Francisco Macías Nguema]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~63,246&lt;br /&gt;
| 11 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Bolesław Bierut|Bolesław Bierut]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~50,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 11 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Sheikh Hasina|Sheikh Hasina]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 45.000&lt;br /&gt;
| 14 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 30,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 32 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagSIslands.png|23px|link{{=}}Solomon Islands]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Harold Keke|Harold Keke]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 30,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 4 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Enver Hoxha|Enver Hoxha]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~25.000&lt;br /&gt;
| 44 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:James Madison|James Madison]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~23,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
|| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Radovan Karadžić|Radovan Karadžić]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~[[Remove Kebab|20,000]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 3 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Nicolás Maduro|Nicolás Maduro]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;18,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 5 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Tomás de Torquemada|Tomás de Torquemada]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~15,787&lt;br /&gt;
| 18 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Xi Jinping|Xi Jinping]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 15,673&lt;br /&gt;
| 12 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Jorge Rafael Videla|Rafael Videla]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;13,000&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 5 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Netanyahu|Benjamin Netanyahu]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;10,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 16 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Grégoire Kayibanda|Grégoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~10,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 11 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Alfredo Stroessner|Alfredo Stroessner]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~9,923&lt;br /&gt;
| 34 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Tiberius|Tiberius]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 9,500&lt;br /&gt;
| 23 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Caligula|Caligula]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 9,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 4 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Juan Manuel de Rosas|Juan Manuel de Rosas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~5,200&lt;br /&gt;
| 22 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican_Republic]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Rafael Trujillo|Rafael Trujillo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~[[Hæti|5,000]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[GOTTA GO FAST|5 Days]]!&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Fulgencio Batista|Fulgencio Batista]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 4,472&lt;br /&gt;
| 7 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Augusto Pinochet]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ~4,000&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| 17 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Julio Argentino Roca|Julio Roca]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;4,000&lt;br /&gt;
| 24 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Hugo Banzer|Hugo Banzer]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 200&lt;br /&gt;
| 7 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Naftali Bennett|Naftali Bennett]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;100&lt;br /&gt;
| 1 Year&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|23px|link{{=}}Ecuador]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Alfredo Poveda|Alfredo Poveda]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;gt;100&lt;br /&gt;
| 3 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbfb00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[George Floyd]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wikipedia:Violence and controversies during the George Floyd protests|19]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 Years&lt;br /&gt;
|}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:MusicianuponMahalath/Sandbox&amp;diff=1916117</id>
		<title>User:MusicianuponMahalath/Sandbox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:MusicianuponMahalath/Sandbox&amp;diff=1916117"/>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: BLANKING IN PROGRESS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916116</id>
		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: /* Pre colonial History */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating 500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[Shit nobody cares about|Pre colonial History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|darkred|red}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Graded score&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;height:9px;overflow:hidden;&amp;quot; |&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Style:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[High Score| See full ranking]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{wanted|6}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide Gallery&#039;&#039;&#039;|holohoaxgg|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 9.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 10.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 11.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide-corpse in river.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 14.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 15.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 16.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 17.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 18.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 19.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rwandan Genocide 20.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916115</id>
		<title>Rwandan Genocide</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rwandan_Genocide&amp;diff=1916115"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:56:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: Created the page&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Rwandan Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Great Chimpout of &#039;94&#039;&#039;&#039; was a significant event in the [[Lie|noble history]] of the [[Oxymoron|great continent of Africa]] in which the niggers of [[Africa|Rwanda]] proved that they are capable of contributing something to the world by [[High Score|exterminating 500,000-1,000,000]] of their own kind in [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 days]], demonstrating for certain that the only thing Africa can do right is mass murder, exceeding even the [[Holocaust]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pre colonial History==&lt;br /&gt;
Who gives a shit?&lt;br /&gt;
==Colonial Era==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tutsi king Mutara.jpg|thumb|Tutsi king demonstrating the height of Rwandan fashion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grégoire Kayibanda (cropped).jpg|thumb|First president Gregoire Kayibanda]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From 1885 Rwanda was a [[Germany|German]] colony until 1919 when they were [[Goatse|Goatsed]] by the [[World War I|Treaty of Versailles]] and Rwanda was given over to [[Belgium]].  The Rwandese grouped themselves into two races, the [[Niggers|Hutu]] and the [[Also Niggers|Tutsi]], the Hutus made up 85% of the population but the Belgians supported a Tutsi [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|king]] which meant the Tutsis controlled the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 1950s and 60s, a man named Gregoire Kayibanda began to promote [[Racism|Hutu Power]] calling for an end to Tutsi dominance and beginning a campaign of ethnic violence against Tutsis, killing 20,000-100,000 from 1959-1960.  The Tutsi monarchy dissolved and a Hutu majority government was formed.  Because the average tenure of an African president is 3 hours, Kayibanda was overthrown by Juvenal Habyarimana and a military dictatorship was formed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TL;DR]]: Tutsis fucked the Hutus, Kayibanda fucked the Tutsis, Habyarimana fucked Kayibanda&lt;br /&gt;
==Hutu Era==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:Juvénal Habyarimana (1980).jpg|thumb|Truly the facial structure of the sophisticated being]]&lt;br /&gt;
From 1960 a Hutu majority totalitarian dictatorship governed under the following principles:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Hutu Ten Commandments:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;1.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that a Tutsi woman, whoever she is, works for the interest of her Tutsi ethnic group. As a result, we shall consider a traitor any Hutu who: &lt;br /&gt;
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-marries a Tutsi woman &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a concubine &lt;br /&gt;
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-employs a Tutsi woman as a secretary or takes her under protection.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;2.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that our Hutu daughters are more suitable and conscientious in their role as woman, wife, and mother of the family. Are they not beautiful, good secretaries and more honest?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;3.&#039;&#039;&#039; Hutu women, be vigilant and try to bring your husbands, brothers, and sons back to reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;4.&#039;&#039;&#039; Every Hutu should know that [[Jews|every Tutsi is dishonest in business]]. His only aim is the supremacy of his ethnic group. As a result, any Hutu who does the following is a traitor:&lt;br /&gt;
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-makes a partnership with Tutsi in business&lt;br /&gt;
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-invests his money or the government&#039;s money in a Tutsi enterprise&lt;br /&gt;
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-lends or borrows money from a Tutsi&lt;br /&gt;
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-gives favors to Tutsi in business (obtaining import licenses, bank loans, construction sites, public markets, etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;5.&#039;&#039;&#039; All strategic positions, political, administrative, economic, military and security should be entrusted only to Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;6.&#039;&#039;&#039; The education sector (school pupils, students, teachers) must be majority Hutu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;7.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Rwandan Armed Forces should be exclusively Hutu. The experience of the October 1990 war has taught us a lesson. No member of the military shall marry a Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;8.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu should stop having mercy on the Tutsi.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Hutu, wherever they are, must have unity and solidarity and be concerned with the fate of their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu inside and outside Rwanda must constantly look for friends and allies for the Hutu cause, starting with their Hutu brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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-They must constantly counteract Tutsi [[propaganda]].&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Hutu must be firm and vigilant against their common Tutsi enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;10.&#039;&#039;&#039; The Social Revolution of 1959, the Referendum of 1961, and the Hutu Ideology, must be taught to every Hutu at every level. Every Hutu must spread this ideology widely. Any Hutu who persecutes his brother Hutu for having read, spread, and taught this ideology is a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anti-Tutsi propaganda was broadcast round the clock and extremist organizations like the &#039;&#039;Interahamwe&#039;&#039; were openly supported by the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1990, the pro-Tutsi [[terrorists|Rwandan Patriotic Front]] began to attack from [[Uganda]] and in 1994 Juvenal Habyarimana&#039;s private jet was shot down killing him and the president of Burundi.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lulz begins==&lt;br /&gt;
After Habyarimana was shot down on April 6, the Rwandan army, the Interahamwe and other organizations began an attempt to exterminate the Tutsi over the next 100 days, international observers reported:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in [[church|churches]] and [[School Shooting|school buildings]] and massacred them.&lt;br /&gt;
 100 Interahamwe militiamen came into a church and began to kill people, striking with their clubs and slashing with their machetes, hacking arms, legs, genitals and the faces of the terrified people who tried to protect the children under the pews. Some people were dragged outside the church and attacked in the courtyard. The identity cards of the murdered ones were burned. The killing continued for two hours after which the whole compound was searched. The militia then left the church compound.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local officials and government-sponsored radio incited ordinary citizens to kill their neighbors, and those who refused to kill were often murdered on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Local Interahamwe, acting in concert with the authorities, used [[Bulldozer|bulldozers]] to knock down a church building. The militia used machetes and rifles to kill every person who tried to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hutu extremists released hundreds of patients suffering from [[AIDS]] from hospitals, and formed them into &amp;quot;[[rape]] squads&amp;quot;. The intent was to infect and cause a &amp;quot;slow, inexorable death&amp;quot; for their future Tutsi rape victims.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sexual mutilation sometimes occurred after the rape and included mutilation of the vagina with machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, boiling water, and acid. Men were also the victims of [[surprise buttsecks|sexual violation]], including public [[BME|mutilation of the genitals]]. An estimated [[Over 9000|250,000-500,000]] women were raped during the genocide.&lt;br /&gt;
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between 500,000 and 1000,000 Tutsi were killed in the 100 days genocide, or an average of 6.9 people per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paul Kagame.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Because the [[Fail|Hutus were too concerned with killing Tutsi to resist an actual military attack]], the RPF forced them across the border into Zaire after 100 days.  Most of the major players in the genocide were [[Prison|arrested]] or [[Death penalty|executed]] but [[Some argue|some]] escaped to [[Zimbabwe]] and died in exile.  The Tutsi led Rwandan government, deciding to emulate [[Israel]] is never the agressor, others point out that it has to date been responsible for the following atrocities:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenge-based Genocide of Hutus post genocide&lt;br /&gt;
*Attacks on Hutu refugee camps in Zaire&lt;br /&gt;
*First Congo Civil War&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electric Boogaloo|Second Congo Civil War]] (Also known as Africa&#039;s World War, most deadly war since [[WWII]])&lt;br /&gt;
*2006-2009 Kivu conflict&lt;br /&gt;
*2012 March 23 Rebellion&lt;br /&gt;
*2022 March 23 Rebellion (ongoing)&lt;br /&gt;
==High Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Graded score&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Kill count:&lt;br /&gt;
|1,000,000/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Accuracy:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Style:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;most brutal ethnic violence ever seen&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Butthurt:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Has been used to justify half a dozen seperate wars&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&amp;quot; | Bonus:&lt;br /&gt;
|20/20 &#039;&#039;Most fast and brutal genocide ever executed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;&amp;quot; |Total score: 1,000,080/100&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[High Score| See full ranking]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Rwandan Genocide 20.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Africa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genocide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Torture]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Genocide</title>
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&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Ethnic Cleansing&amp;quot; redirects here. You might have been looking for the [[Ethnic Cleansing (video game)|video game]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Noah%27s_Ark_Water_of_Death.jpg|thumb| When God [[U MAD|is pissed off]], [[bad|good]] things usually happen]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Genocide&#039;&#039;&#039; is the particularly lulzy act of systematically eliminating an entire race of people because [[black people|they smell funny and talk different than you]].  Genocides have been a prominent part of human history since the dawn of man, with many different peoples and races having been targeted over the years, most notably the [[Jews]], who are perpetually hunted down by the rest of humanity due to the fact that they are Jews.  It should be noted that since nothing is more American than killing people that are different than you, large scale Genocide is by default [[Truth|the most patriotic act one can do]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Genocides Throughout Human History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:031_-_(Aliens)_-_The_Huns.jpg|thumb| Genghis and crew [[rape|doing what they do best]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Noah&#039;s Ark - In the first recorded Genocide in human history [[God]] thoroughly [[pwns]] the entire planet by [[New Orleans|flooding fucking everything]] to get revenge on some [[hookers and blow|hookers and drug dealers]] who had shorted him.  He did however, allow one dealer and his family survive, a [[stoner]] and [[furfag|aspiring zoologist]] by the name of Noah, [[pretty cool guy|because Noah had always cut him great deals on dimebags]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Sodomy|Sodom]] and [[Gonorrhea|Gomorrah]] - Not surprisingly enough, God was the mastermind behind the second major genocide, when he wiped out the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because they were full of filthy Arab who enjoyed looking at [[Goatse]] a little too much.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Tunisia|Carthage]] - The Roman&#039;s finally got tired of [[Cannibal|Hannibal&#039;s]] lulzy trollage of them and enacted an Operation [[Final Solution]] that resulted in the Carthaginians being curb stomped out of existance and the history books. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Mongolia|The Mongols]] - Genghis Khan and company often went for the [[high score]] by raping entire nations out of existance.  After the Mongols smashed through the Great Wall and were buttfucking the city of Peking, a terrified mother asked Genghis why he was doing all this [[NOM NOM NOM|as he ate her children]].  His only response was &amp;quot;[[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]],&amp;quot; making him one of the earliest pioneers of [[trolling]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[The Spanish Inquisition]] - Nobody fucking saw that coming.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Massacre13.jpg|thumb| Lulzy [[Spain|Conquistadors]] [[Murderer|trolls]] doing what they do best--killing Injuns for [[Greed|Gold]] and converting them to [[Christ]] for the [[Evil|good, old Catholic church]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Jew.noggins.jpg|thumb|Notice the one with his mouth wide open.  The Turks were also [[sick fuck|hardcore necrophiliacs]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Great Age of Exploration - Also known as the collective raping of America by the Europeans.  Upon discovering that [[Lie|the world was not flat]] and that they [[Fail|had somehow missed that huge fucking slab of land in between them and Asia]] the [[Eurofags]] were quick to live out what would eventually become the American Dream of mass exploitation and murder.  It should be noted that the [[Spanish|Conquistadors]] were particularly lulzy trolls during this time period, often owning the Aztecs and Incas by pretending to be friendly and then wtfpwning everything and by doing things like [[Scammer|offering to free the imprisoned Inca ruler Atahualpa for a room full of gold and then killing him anyway]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Injuns|American Indians]] - Fucking [[stoner]] hippies [[Asking for it|had it coming]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Cherokee &amp;quot;Monkeys&amp;quot;...Cherokee &amp;quot;Apes&amp;quot;, So proud to breed, so proud to DIE!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Spread your flu-pox on them Injuns, they got no immunity, watch them get sick and die.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Abo|Aborigines/Black War]] - Not much to say here that hasn&#039;t already been said much betterer.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Russia|Russian Empire]] - Not wanting to share their Vodka reserves with the Circassia people, the [[Bad Vlad|Russian Bear]] decided to just boot the sand niggers out of Russia by killing all of them.  Take note current world leaders, [[Doing it right|as the Czars of old had the right idea when it came to dealing with them Muslims.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Khmer_Rogue_Massacre.jpg|thumb|Some Khmer soldiers with a souvenir from the massacre]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Turkey|Ottoman Empire]] - In a classic case of [[irony|towelheads killing towelheads]], the Ottoman Turks decided that they wanted to be known for more than just [[Haiti|playing to host to massive earthquakes]] and went about achieving this goal by killing nearly [[over 9000|2 million]] Armenians.  Their win would become the catalyst for the eventual forming of the band [[System of a Down]], resulting in a rare boomerang win by the Turks.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Soviet Union|The Glorious Soviet Union]] - The USSR is the proud owner of the second highest score for ethnic cleansing, as they managed to wipe out more than 10 million people between 1919-1948.  They were actually doing the victims a favor though, [[Truth|since being dead is still a hell of a lot better than living in fucking Russia. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[The Holocaust]] - Didn&#039;t happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[China]] - China holds the highest score for killing people, with numbers between 49-78,000,000,&lt;br /&gt;
because of Mao Ze-Dongs [[batshit insane]] policies. [[Ironically]], the [[China|PRC]] still exists when [[Nazi|perpetrators of smaller genocides do not.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Iraq]] - It&#039;s cool now though since [[Dubya]] tea bagged [[Saddam]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Cambodia]] - The Khmer Rouge, led by the famous rapper [[Pol Pot]], finally got sick with all the nation&#039;s Buddhists constantly rambling about enlightenment and decided to take a little initiative by setting the entire country on fire, together with brother #2 Nuon Chea, killing 25% of population. [[Gay|When in doubt, flame out]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Rwanda-genocide-bodies.jpg|thumb|It&#039;s like [[Jonestown]] in here! Lots of [[black]] bodies lying everywhere! Good [[chocolate|food]] for the vultures!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rwandan Genocide|Rwanda]] - What was that one movie where that one black actor had to save all those people from a gruesome death, putting his own life on the line and shit and being [[an hero|an total hero]]?  Oh yeah I remember now, it was [[Snakes on a Plane]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*DRC - The various factions of the Democratic Republic of Congo were able to briefly unite under the banner of hatred for the [[midget|Pygmy people]], an [[freak|adorable race of tiny niggers]] who live in little mushroom houses and ride around on squirrels.  Apparently the DRC was pissed off at the Pygmy&#039;s because they kept sneaking into people&#039;s &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;houses&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; mud huts at night [[PROFIT|and stealing their underwear]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Darfur]] - The current cause of all [[hipsters]] and scenefags who want to look like they actually care about something worthwhile.  Unfortunately since autonomous Darfur, populated with color people, is in the Sudan and [[o rly|the Sudan is in Africa]] that makes the whole shenanigan [[worthless]].  Try again fags.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn&#039;t a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents &#039;proving the hoax&#039;, such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages&#039; from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn&#039;t exist and that &#039;every picture of bodies &#039;is clearly in Burundi&#039; and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a &#039;Tutsi}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Massgenocide.jpg|thumb|right|KILL MANKIND]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Holocaust]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hitler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Spanish Inquisition]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gays]] LBT people- Nazis killed them too.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gypsies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black people]] - U R NEXT NIGGAS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Japanese]] Americans - Manzanar is nothing, wait til we do it again and this time all kind of [[Chinks]] are goin down.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The colonization of America]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christopher Columbus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[High Score]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_18.jpg&amp;diff=1916109"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:42:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_17.jpg&amp;diff=1916108</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 17.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_17.jpg&amp;diff=1916108"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:41:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_16.jpg&amp;diff=1916107</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 16.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_16.jpg&amp;diff=1916107"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:41:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_15.jpg&amp;diff=1916106</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 15.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_15.jpg&amp;diff=1916106"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:35:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_14.png&amp;diff=1916104</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 14.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_14.png&amp;diff=1916104"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:33:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_13.jpg&amp;diff=1916103</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 13.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_13.jpg&amp;diff=1916103"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:31:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide-corpse_in_river.jpg&amp;diff=1916102</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide-corpse in river.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide-corpse_in_river.jpg&amp;diff=1916102"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:29:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_11.jpg&amp;diff=1916101</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 11.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_11.jpg&amp;diff=1916101"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:27:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_10.jpg&amp;diff=1916100</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 10.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_10.jpg&amp;diff=1916100"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:24:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_9.jpg&amp;diff=1916097</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 9.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_9.jpg&amp;diff=1916097"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:13:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_8.jpg&amp;diff=1916096</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 8.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_8.jpg&amp;diff=1916096"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:12:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_7.jpg&amp;diff=1916094</id>
		<title>File:Rwandan Genocide 7.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Rwandan_Genocide_7.jpg&amp;diff=1916094"/>
		<updated>2025-03-15T06:10:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MusicianuponMahalath: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rwandan Genocide&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MusicianuponMahalath</name></author>
	</entry>
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