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Uncyclopedia

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<div style="text-align:center; font-size:1.5em;">'''Attention:''' CarlB and Uncyclomedia are now providing support to the [[Spanking Art Wiki]]: [https://whois.domaintools.com/spankingart.org], [https://spankingart.org/index.php?title=Template:News&diff=63809&oldid=62876], {{webcite|69wK4bH62|}}.</div>

''See [[Illogicopedia]] for moar of the same.''

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<code>''"I approve!"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Jimbo Wales]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"The fuck is this shit?"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Jesus Christ]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"They [[rape|worship]] me in a [[fuck]]ing [[paraphilia|creepy]] way."''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[pedophile|Oscar Wilde]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"It's [[unfunny]]."''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[fag|Captain Obvious]] and [[retard|Captain Understatement]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"I'm dead inside"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Sean Hannity]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"I'm going to fucking bury that gu-ah fuck it. This was funny the first five thousand fucking times. I'm going home."''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Microsoft|Steve Ballmer]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"Superfluous quotes invariably result in comedic gold!"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Nerd|Sir Isaac Newton]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"[[Chuck Norris|CHUCK NORRIS]][[oneoneone|!!!!111!!]]"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Chuck Norris]] on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"That's almost worth the calories burned in moving my eyes across that window [[Image:Trill tearlaugh.png]]"</code> 
:<code>~ '''Damo on Uncyclopedia'''</code>

<code>''"YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY!"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''[[Yngwie Malmsteen]]'''</code>

<code>''"Fuck you, i'm going to join Uncylopedia"''</code> 
:<code>~ '''Weatherman on being butthurt'''</code>

<code>''"I hardly go there anyway. I'm more of a fan of Uncyclopedia, 'cause at least THEY don't cruelly mock people!"</code> 
:<code>~'''[[Rockosocko|Rockosocko]] on being butthurt'''</code>

[[Image:DDEshit.JPG|thumb|400px|What a bunch of [[faggots|madmen!]] ]]

'''Uncyclopedia''' is the [[fag]] version of [[ED]].

A long time ago, Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone- Wait, It was [[Mr. T]].
Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore [[gangsta]]s from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the [[ninja]] coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally [[hardcore]]. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! [[Chuck Norris]].

Wikimarkup? Wikimarkup? With the [[wiki]] and the markup? Why back in my day we didn't have any of that kind ofOH LOOK A RANDOM, UNRELATED IMAGE [[Image:DEP2.jpg]] 
LOLOLOLOLOL

Now where was I? Oh yeah! Robot [[Jesus]] had this [[gun]] that could fire crocodiles that burst into [[flame]]s, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the [[Zombie]] [[Pope]], Robot Jesus enslave the Earth, under the alias of L. Ron Hubbard, who was a robot. Anyway, Jesus and Zombie Pope used microwaves to hypnotise everyone into thinking that the world was actually only 12 years old, and that every twelve years, it destroyed itself and restarted from scratch.

Funny story. [[World War II]] didn't happen at all. It was all a mass [[LSD]] hallucination because the Zombie Pope lost a shipment of his magic happy muffins which collided with the sun, showering the populace in its hallucinogenic goodness, and Hitler was a really nice guy!
[[Image:Old-lady.jpg|frame|right|This old lady holds the key!!]]
Anyway, Zombie Jesus. Or was that Robot Jesus. I forget. Anyway, they were totally doing all this crazy shit until Mr. T's band of elite ninjas showed up. The ninjas fused with Mr. T, and together they became [[Godzilla]] [[Buddha]], whose powers caused Jesus and the Pope to soil themselves. Wittgenstein would later describe the entire affair as "an unpleasant misappropriation of justice."

And the rest, as they say, is history.

That is how Uncyclopedia came into being.

== DO [[DO IT FAGGOT|NOT]] CLICK THIS LINK ==
* [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Do_NOT_click_any_links!/click DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK]

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<div style="margin-left: 60px;">For those ''without'' dramatic tastes, the [[retards|so-called experts]] at [[Uncyclopedia]] have an article about [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia themselves]</div>
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==Uncyclopedia on ED==
[[Image:Uncyclopedia_racism.jpg|thumb|And Uncyclopedia says ED is all about Jew/Nigra jokes. Pot calling the kettle dirty arse?]]
* [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_%28Website%29 LAWLZ WE'RE CLEVER]

==Encyclopedia Daemonica on Uncyclopedia==

<code>''I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! HATEY HATEY HATE HATE HATE!!!!! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A BUNCH OF POOPY!!!!''</code>
:<code>~ '''[https://daemonica.org/wiki/Main_Page Encyclopedia Daemonica]'''</code>

==THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING [[EVAR]]==

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[[Image:Relaxingaids.jpg|frame|right|Just hanging at unencyclopediadia]]
[[Your mom|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[raped|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[Goatse|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[[Grue|AAAAAAAAA]][[Vore|AAAAAAAAAA]]AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[in the ass|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[tubgirl|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] [[she|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[love|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[shit|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAz

(Note from ED: Contrary to [[Some argue|popular belief]], every Uncyclopedia article is [[Shit|like this]].)

*[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

 

==NO CYBERBULLYING!!! ==
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<Lollipop> That was in my userspace
* Lyrithya blows a kiss
<Lyrithya> Oh, that?
<Lollipop> I moved the vanity to my userspace.
<Lyrithya> Mon, we don't keep cyberbullying. >.<
<Lollipop> Lyrithya: See more http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Lollipop/Vanity_Archives
<Lyrithya> I don't know why you want to keep vanity at all, but please don't keep cyberbullying, plain and simple.
<Lollipop> Roman Dog Bird gave the OK to have an archive of that.
<Lollipop> I asked him, he found it funny.
<Lollipop> As long as it's in my userspace, it can stay.
<Lollipop> Also, you suck.
<Lyrithya> Not if it's cyberbullying. We don allow that anywhere.
<Lyrithya> don't*
<Lollipop> You suck.
<Lyrithya> That's lovely, but no cyberbullying.
<Lollipop> I agree, but my userspace is a free and happy place where many archives rest alas.
<Lyrithya> But not cyberbullying.
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ED'S opinion: Not sure if joking, or just being retarded. We wouldn't want to [[Offended|offend]] the little kids who use the site, would we?

==UnSuccessfulLulzopedia's Honest Opinion on Encyclopedia Dramatica==

This is just some funny excerpts from Uncyclopedia's Article on YouTube. Why does [[Nobody Cares|UnCyclopedia's Insightful Opinion]] matter to us ?! Well that's because [[Fail|Uncyclopedians have yet found another exploitable way make fun of us]] in [[Sarcasm|the most unbiased, funny and factual ways]] on their YouTube article! Now let the [[Fail|successful]] pwnage begin!

===Why Uncyclopedians Don't Write Articles About "Important" YouTube Users===
Sadly, the users of Uncyclopedia have no inclination to post pointless articles detailing the most minute "[[facts]]" (aka [[drama]] and [[lulz]]) about various [[douchebags|Internet celebrities]] who mostly suffer from [[Unwarranted Self Importance]] syndrome. '''NOTE: Some of the failed link words in this short paragraph will never get articles written about them on Uncyclopedia mainly because words like Unwarranted Self-Importance already have well-written and [[unfunny|lulzy articles]] about them on the [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(Website)|epically unfunny twin of Uncyclopedia]] (who's forbidden, blasphemous name will not be mentioned here like how Voldemort should not be mentioned in Hairy Potters).''' Anyway, Uncyclopedia doesn't have long girthy articles written about [[over 9000]] different basement-dwelling YouTubers mainly because Uncyclopedians have more of a life outside the [[Internet]] than the [[basement-dwellers|editors]] of [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(Website)|UnfunnySickoPedia]] (note its official nickname is SURPRISINGLY NOT ACTUALLY UnfunnySickoPEDOpedia mainly because [[lie|that Wiki obviously doesn't promote pedophilia]]!)! Actually that might not be completely accurate because we Uncyclopedians just have a better sense of humour than UnfunnySickoPedians! Also, we are generally just better time wasters than them as we waste our [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] lives writing [[articles]] that are actually funny or [[give a shit|relevant]] to a broader audience (broader audience refers to people outside the [[4chan]] and [[anonymous]] niche who like to milk or troll lulz out of overly narcissistic, [[butthurt]] YouTubers like [[fatass|theAmazingAtheist]])!

As a conclusion, STOP WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING THIS PARAGRAPH OR BETTER YET THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE!!! START SPENDING YOUR SPARE TIME ON "PRODUCTIVE" THINGS like <s> going on RedTuebs or something</s> doing your homework BUT NEVER EVER GO ON UNCYCLOPEDIA'S EVIL TWIN, ARCH NEMESIS SITE EVER! CAP LOCK RAGE QUIT FOR THIS BASEMENT dwelling author who's lamenting at the fact [[asexual|he or she]] lacks so much of a life that he or she has to write an article on one of the most inane Wikis in existence! Well at least Uncyclopedia is still obviously more meaningful and funnier than Wikis about let`s say [[DBZ]]! Of course, even Wikis on [[funny|unlulzy]], [[cool|uninteresting]] [[truth|non-fictional stories]] like [[constipation|DBZ]] still tend to be funnier and more meaningful than UnfunnySickoPedia!

===Summarizing Why Uncyclopedians Don`t Make YouTube Celebrity Articles!!! :-)===

Hahahaha, if you actually read the above long, tl;dr paragraph, then you wasted more of your precious time that could been spent on [[masturbating|more productive things]] than finding lulz on the Internet! <s> [[Irony|Then again, why did I waste my "precious" time writing all that in the first place!]] </s> Anyways, the reason we don`t write articles about YouTube "celebrities" is because YouTube is not [[IRL]]. And obviously anything that belongs to the category of IRL is much more important than [[OL]] stuff. So IRL celebrities (like [[Satan]], [[God]], [[Allah]], [[Batman]], and [[Santa Claus]])>>> YouTube celebrities ( top tier YouTube partner like Shane Dawson who [[poverty|only makes six-digit figures from ad revenue]]!) in terms of importance. That`s because obviously only focus on the most or more important things! Oh I almost forgot to mention this: don't cry about not being allowed to write about your "favorite" YouTubers on Uncyclopedia, you EDiots! And don't even TRY TO [[copypasta]] UnFunnySickoPedia (UFSP) YouTube user articles onto our site's precious bandswidth! We just don't care about [[shit|your UFSP lulz]] so don't dump it on here!

^^^^^^^
'''Hopefully you found the above satire funny, truthful, and insightful....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh?! That's up to you to decide'''

==Wikia forking==
On January 5th 2013, [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia forked] from their previous hosts at [[Wikia]] to be hosted independently. UncycloWikia '''{{archive|Q7Kjm|can still be found}}''' being used by [[Spam|spambots]], [[Vandal]]s and users too [[butthurt]] at the site's administration to move over. The forking produced much [[drama]] as a result of unfounded love [[Wikia|for their previous hosts]], a belief that the new leaders of the site would keep all donations to keep the site running for themselves and a belief that the move was conducted in a [[IRC|top secret room]] despite details of the move being plastered all over the site's [[IRC]] channel [[At least 100 years|months]] before the move actually took place.

The move took place as a result of Wikia placing a content warning to ward off [[13 year old boys]] who might get [[Offended]] by Uncyclopedia's content, and forced [[censorship]]. This content warning was directly reducing the site's traffic and Wikia had begun deleting all their [[Tits|boobie]] [[Porn|pix]] in case some 40 year old [[Soccer moms]] got butthurt and also to directly please their [[Spam|advertisers]] by showing Wikia was a [[Gay|family friendly site]].

More drama resulted from a '''{{archive|CihqB|vote for new sysops}}''' on UncycloWikia, when some users from the new site returned to UncycloWikia to vote for a user they had banned from the new site for sysop on UncycloWikia rather than welcome him back to the new site. The voting page was locked to allow sysops only to vote or comment on votes, and the talk page of the voting page had to be archived because it got too long as a result. Meanwhile, at the new site, work continues to remove links to UncycloWikia from old forums and userspace. It is expected that mentions of the old site at wikia, and especially any links to it, will soon be [[Censorship|censored]] at the new site, in order to prove that the new site is better.

Unfortunately the old site isn't better; now since all the coherent users had moved to the fork, the only users who remain in the old site are the worst of bureaucratic fucks that are ever conceived into the wiki, comparable to [[MONGO]] and [[SlimVirgin]] in terms of fucktardery. Because of their disadvantage at inability to recruit new users, they attempted to make themselves feel more [[Special|superior]] by deleting every single in-joke on site while implementing [[Unfunny|high-standard humor]] and forcing everybody to write in their style. In reality, nobody gets entertained by their [[Unfunny|"expert comedy"]] aside of themselves, which makes them look like a [[Concerned Mother]] who is still learning how to entertain with humor. [[Some argue|It is spectaculated]] that Uncyclowikia will become a bigger pool of [[Anti-Lulz]] than ever.

Meanwhile, laziness and lack of inspiration prevails on both sites, and less actual writing gets done as time passes, but [[Nobody Cares]].

[[TL;DR]]: Both sites sucked.

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==See Also==
*[[Writing an article for Uncyclopedia]]
*[[Uncyclopedia/Chat logs|Uncyclopedia Chat Logs]]
*'''[[Unfunny]]'''
*[[13-year-old boy]]s - The site's only fans.
*[[Shit]]
*[[Stereotypes]]
 
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'''2024''' is [[The Current Year|the current year]]; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not ''MORE'' boring than ''2023''. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.

If you need a recap of that other one, [[2023|click here]].

==January==

*1st
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].

*2nd
**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.

*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.

*4th
**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.

*9th - [[Game Theory]] announces his retirement. Thank God.

*12th
**[[Fact|All for a good chef]], [[Wikipedia:Cooking with Lynja|Cooking With Lynja]] dies of [[sick fuck]] throat cancer.
**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]

*15h
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.

*17th - Some [[tranny]] [[Hbomberguy]] rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with [[Black Lives Matter]] advocate [[Chuggaaconroy]] over feet pics with the latter being accused as [[freak|a creep]].

*20th - [[Inanimate Insanity]] Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just [[shit no one cares about]].

*21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.

*29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would [[an hero]] his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every [[Godzilla]] film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

==February==
*1st - [[Black History Month]] begins. Prepare to see a [[nigger]]fest.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[Powerword|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 other, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.

==March==
*1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of [[Dragon Ball Z]] has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
*2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
*12th -
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*22nd - [[ISIL]] [[Allahu Akbar|blows up]] a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
*30th - Controversy goes on [[Twatter]] about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

==April==
*1st -
** [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Awareness]] begins. Fuck those people.
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*10th [[OJ Simpson]] left this [[Life|Mortal Coil]]. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson

==May==
*3rd - [[Taking Down ED|ED DOWNS!]]
*13th - OMFG! [[GameStop Short Squeeze|GameStop Squeeze Again!]]
*19th -
** Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING [[Minecraft|MINECRAFT]] 1.0 WITH [[Java|JAVA]] INSTALLER! [[Hahaha no|But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.]]
** Ebrahim Raisi(President of [[Iran]]) was died in plane accident.
*23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
*24th -
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts.

==June==
* 1st -
** [[Homosexuality|Fagfest]] starts once again.
** [[T-Series]] got BTFO by [[Mr Beast]]! No longer the most-subscribed channel on [[JewTube]]!

* 2nd - [[Shit nobody cares about|2024 Mexican elections]], [[Wimmins|'''Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo''']] is elected as [[Fail|the first female president]].
* 9th - What a nice day and [[ED]] DOWN AGAIN!
* 17th - [[ED]] returns under the .gay domain name.
* 23th - [[Terrorists|Five peaceful religious muslims]] strike at [[Russia]], AGAIN, but this time in [[Sand niggers|Dagestan]], permabanning 22 people (which [[Adolf Hitler|included jews]] and [[christians]]) and injured 45 others, before being [[Grand Theft Auto|wasted]] by [[Cops|teh pigs]].
* 21st - <s>Cody Connors disguises [[Dr DisRespect|Dr. DisRespect]]<nowiki></nowiki>'s ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.</s>
** 25th - [[Dr DisRespect]] outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).

==July==
*7th - [[Crunchyroll]] gets exposed for using [[AI]] to subtitle their [[animu]]s.
*8th - People start taking note of the [[TikTok]] AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
*12th - [[Boogie2988]] strikes again! This time, he pretended to have [[cancer]] and scammed more people.
*13th
**[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|almost gets assassinated]]. If he had died, [[Joe Biden]] would've won.
**Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for [[CP]].
*16th - [[Microsoft]] lays off an entire DEI team. [[GamerGate]] is saved!
*19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of [[Windows]] computers, causing outages all over the world.
*21st - [[Joe Biden]] makes a [[tl;dr]] {{twitter|JoeBiden/status/1815080881981190320|announcement}}. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
*23rd - [[Mr Beast]] finally kicks out [[Tranny|Ava Kris Tyson]]. (You guessed it, [[pedophilia]] again!)

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2023]]'''
*[[2022|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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User:GirlOnInternet

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:EDitor in Chief, GirlOnInternet}}
: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''

[[File:CuntDestroyer.png|thumb|GirlOnInternet's catch phrase.]]

'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2015]] starting with the articles [[LeonX]], [[Netorare]], [[Revolutionary Girl Utena]], [[Netoraserare]] and [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].

== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==

'''GirlDoingCrime'''
*'''[[Bernie Goetz]]''' ☆
*'''[[The Central Park Five]]''' ☆
*'''[[Marcellus Williams]]''' ☆
*'''[[Cyntoia Brown]]''' ☆
*'''[[Nasim Aghdam]]''' ☆
*'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]''' ☆
*'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]''' ☆
*'''[[Sean Windingland]]''' ☆
*'''[[Belen Aldecosea]]''' ☆
*[[Linda Carty]]
*[[George Stinney]]
*[[Leo Frank]]
*[[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Hussein Khavari]]
*[[Nicholas Giampa]]
*[[Lakeith Smith]]
*[[Getting away with it]]

'''GirlOnTrump'''
*'''[[Doomsday Clock]]''' ☆
*'''[[Valerie Plame]]''' ☆
*'''[[The Krassenstein Brothers]]''' ☆
*'''[[Keith Olbermann]]''' ☆
*'''[[James Alex Fields]]''' ☆
*'''[[DisruptJ20]]''' ☆
*'''[[Seth Rich]]''' ☆
*'''[[Jussie Smollett]]''' ☆
*'''[[Jessica Leeds]]''' ☆
*'''[[BLMKidnapping]]''' ☆
*'''[[Steele Dossier]]''' ☆
*[[Stormy Daniels]]
*[[ImposterBuster]]
*[[Scott Allen Meek Stephens]]

'''GirlOnPolitics'''
*'''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]]''' ☆
*'''[[Joe Kennedy]]''' ☆
*'''[[Maxine Waters]]''' ☆
*'''[[Dianne Feinstein]]''' ☆
*[[Madeleine Albright]]
*‎[[Cory Booker]]
*[[Jeff Flake]]

'''GirlAtLaw'''
*'''[[Roe v. Wade]]''' ☆
*'''[[Title IX]]''' ☆
*'''[[Anthony Kennedy]]''' ☆
*[[Brett Kavanaugh]]
*[[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]
*[[Clarence Thomas]]
*[[Sweet Cakes]]

'''GirlOnImmigration'''
*'''[[Maria Meza]]''' ☆
*'''[[Jakelin Caal ]]''' ☆
*'''[[DACA]]''' ☆
*[[No Human Being is Illegal]]
*[[Sanctuary Cities]]
*[[Diversity Russian Roulette]]
*[[14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"]]

'''GirlOnCamel'''
*‎[[White Helmets]]
*[[Al Jazeera]]
*[[Bana Alabed]]
*[[Rayyan Sokkarie]]
*[[Kwalah Noman]]

'''GirlOnGirl'''
*'''[[Femen]]''' ☆
*'''[[ThotAudit]]''' ☆
*'''[[Kesha]]''' ☆
*'''[[Jee Jing]]''' ☆
*'''[[Unrapeable]]''' ☆
*[[Ashley Lynch]]
*[[Margaret Pless]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Katherine Cross]]
*[[The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[The Cosby Effect]]
*[[August Ames]]
*[[Nancybratt]]
*[[Bony Pink]]
*[[Maggie Lindemann]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Andi Dier]]
*[[Shannon Watts]]
*[[Kevin Burke]]
*[[Peter Daou]]
*[[Jamel Myles]]

'''GirlOnShortbus'''
*'''[[Husker the Wolf]]''' ☆
*'''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]''' ☆
*'''[[Micah Dawson]]''' ☆
*'''[[Colby James]]''' ☆
*[[KodyBoy555]]

'''GirlWatchingAnime'''
*'''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]''' ☆
*'''[[LeonX]]''' ☆
*'''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]''' ☆
*'''[[Netorare]]''' ☆
*'''[[Netoraserare]]''' ☆
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Shanadrac]]
*[[Otako Studio]]
*[[Figure Collecting]]
*[[The Great Escape]]
*[[Uziga Waita]]

'''GirlOnGaming'''
*'''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''' ☆
*'''[[The Outer Worlds]]''' ☆
*'''[[Phantasy Star II]]''' ☆
*'''[[Todd Rogers]]''' ☆
*[[Phantasy Star]]
*[[Phantasy Star III]]
*[[Phantasy Star IV]]
*[[Phantasy Star Online]]
*[[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Far Cry 5]]
*[[Linkle]]
*[[Billy Mitchell]]
*[[Nintendo Labo]]
*[[Shin Megami Tensei]]
*[[Wizardry]]
*[[PC-98]]

'''GirlOnSports'''
*'''[[Chyna]]''' ☆
*[[Kamala Harris]]
*[[‎Michael Bennett]]

'''GirlInJungle'''
*[[Supreme|{{supreme}}]] ☆
*'''[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]]''' ☆
*'''[[Bill Cosby]]''' ☆
*'''[[Korryn Gaines]]''' ☆
*'''[[Bait Truck]]''' ☆
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Golliwogg]]
*[[Yasuke]]
*[[Piedmont Park Hanging]]

'''GirlBeingRandom'''
*'''[[Ouija Board]]''' ☆
*'''[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]''' ☆
*'''[[Fight the New Drug]]''' ☆
*'''[[Papa John's]]''' ☆
*'''[[Sarah Andersen]]''' ☆
*'''[[Learn the difference]]''' ☆
*'''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]''' ☆
*'''[[Clarissa]]''' ☆
*'''[[Tiana Dalichov]]''' ☆
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Elaine Herzberg]]
*[[Boycott]]
*[[Selena Lechuga]]
*[[George Takei]]
*[[Myanmar]]
*[[Andrew Oswalt]]
*[[David Duke]]

== Drafts (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].) ==
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/pixiv]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Angel Day]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]

[[File:ShadmanLunaLewd.png|center|500px|link=Whore]]

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== Satisfied Customers ==

[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|[[Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]

{{quote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.|100% satisfaction guaranteed!}}

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|Ok fuck you! Your articles are garbage. I hope your mother dies you fucking cuck|Sean Miller's glowing review of GirlOnInternets' services

|Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?|Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Lucian Hodoboc]] article

|You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??|GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Kesha]] article

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== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

{{quote|Jews murdered Jesus.|GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}

== See Also ==

[[File:Rope.png|right|link=Kill Yourself]]

* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Slut]]
* <s>{{Twitter|YourSluttyGF|GirlOnTwatternet}}</s> - Shoah'd
** {{Twitter|YourSluttierGF|GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo}}
* {{archive|826FR|How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald}}

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Website

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[[Image:Ed-011809-screenshot.png|thumb|A typical website.]]

A '''website''' or "web site" is a location in the [[internet]] that contains either [[lulz]] or [[shit nobody cares about|shit nobody cares about]]. {{SITENAME}} has oodles of information on the most popular web sites. For a list of them, please see [[:Category:Sites|the "Sites" category]].

There are many different kinds of websites. Some are dedicated almost entirely to forums (i.e. [[4chan]]). Others [[fail|strive]] to the collection and organization of info from an unspecified or specified topic. Many news agencies also maintain websites in order to rapidly disseminate lies to their mass of mindless followers.

==Example Websites==
* http://www.facebook.com
* http://www.encyclopediadramatica.gay
* http://www.youtube.com
* http://www.jewtube.com
* http://www.yahoo.com
* http://www.pornhub.com
* http://www.muchbetterthanthis.com
* http://www.nothing.com
* http://www.naked.com
* http://www.turnofftheinternet.com
* http://www.www.com
* http://lmgtfy.com/?q=horse+porn&l=1
* http://kekma.net

[[Category:Sites]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica

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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/ encyclopediadramatica.gay]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/edramatica.com edramatica.com]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/ encyclopediadramatica.gay]'''; previously at
'''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.win/ .win]''' '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top .top]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/edramatica.com edramatica.com]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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{{quote|This place is 50% people who
want to fuck me, 50% /b/tards...|Anonymous.}}

[[Image:Internet d00d and batshit-crazy mystic God-Jew.png|thumb|40px|Some Omegle users are [[insane]].]]

'''Omegle''' was a gay site made [[last thursday]] using the already tried and true method of putting two [[anonymous]] people in one room and letting them chat. Alas, there is a twist!

The twist was that anon users of Omegle would the option of revealing personal information. Yet, nothing good has come of this service except the creator's (Leif K Brooks) e-peen gaining a substantial amount of e-girth and these "anonymous" people just being [[retarded]] towards each other. Rinse, repeat, and you have 1-on-1 /b/ sessions. Due to [[chatroulette]], as of March 13, 2010, webcams are now added.

There were [[over 9000]] people on Omegle from [[Brazil]], and even [[moar]] from [[Indonesia]].

Omegle voluntarily shut itself down in Novæmber [[2023]], due to the writing on the wall (of future interwebs censorship) becoming clear to the site's founder. We can only hope for a <strike>new and similar</strike> clone site to pop up... Goodnight Sweet Prince. ;___;

==Omegle Site Conversations==
Ninety percent of all conversations begin with the following:

* '''[[You|{{colortext|blue|You}}]]:''' ASL?
* {{colortext|red|'''Stranger:'''}} 40 m [[New_Jersey]]

or

* {{colortext|red|'''Stranger:'''}} u a [[whore|horny girl]] 
* '''[[You|{{colortext|blue|You}}]]:''' [[yes|no]]

{{quote|Stranger: are you Tod Goldstein McFarm? 
You: no 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.|Wtf?}}
==Ways to troll on Omegle==

<pre>You: hey'
Stranger: do you like azns?
You: no
You: wtf
Stranger: well i got one at the bottom of my street
Stranger: and he is a right cunt
You: falcon punch!
You: DO IT NOW
Stranger: can u batter his head in please
Stranger: little slit eyed yellow man
You: FALCON PUNCH HIM!
Stranger: OKAAYYYYY
You: this is what you do in steps:

1. go to the azn
2. falcon punch
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: encyclopedia dramatica?
You: yes
You: how the fuck do u know
Stranger: cool story bro
Stranger: coz i read it too
You: i've got a question for u
You: do u like m00t?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</pre>
<pre>
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: piss of]
You: Yes you did
Stranger: fuckme
You: Yes fuck you.
Stranger: male or female
You: shitting dick nipples
Stranger: male
You: Female
Stranger: gay
You: Asshole
</pre>

<pre>
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You:
/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: Oh that failed
Stranger: big time.
Stranger: Fuckin' new fags trying to goatsee.
You: Y u no like being ass raeped?
Stranger: Stop spreading your cancer you little shit
You: U mad?
Stranger: Before I rip your arm off and beat you with it
You: Lmao. Internet tough guys like you are fucking hilarious
You: XD
Stranger: I'm the most badass of them all.
Stranger: Learn to goatsee you prostate spreading shit.
Stranger: And get banned of /b/ plz.
You: Lol you mad ragefag?
You: Also I don't even go on /b/
Stranger: THANK GOD
Stranger: And yes, I'm smashing my head against the keyboard while I type this. I'm raging so incredibly bad.
You: lolwut?
Stranger: No, really, fix that goatsee, you're killing my boner. I can't see it.
You: okay then
You: http://www.goatse.ragingfist.net
You: That better?
Stranger: Oh god [[I came]] buckets.
Stranger: Wait... why would you even have that link?
Stranger: Like... Seriously?
You: My friend found it
Stranger: That's the most stupid excuse ever.
Stranger: Fuckin sick.. Cumming all over the keyboard is fine, but having a link to that. You make me sick you pervert.
You: u mad brah?
Stranger: I shall continue to enlighten you of my current actions. I still am and will be for the next 45 minutes and 32 seconds, smashing my head against the keyboard.
You: lolwut?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Download the log!
</pre>

<pre>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency is logging a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to possible violations of United States federal law. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

Stranger: yer a wizard harry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</pre>

'''NOTE:''' As of [[last Thursday]], there are more trolls on Omegle than real users. If this isn't true, it will be shortly, just give it a few days. Proof:
* {{colortext|#555555|'''You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!'''}}
* {{colortext|blue|'''You:'''}} is m00t a fag?
* {{colortext|red|'''Stranger:'''}} Are 7927 people on here btards? Most likely. Glad you guys are having fun.
* {{colortext|#555555|'''Your conversational partner has disconnected.'''}}

[[Image:robot vs SLAYER.png|thumb|200px| Robots are commonly found on Omegle. This is an epic battle of troll vs robot]]
[[Image:Epicfail.jpg|thumb|200px| Some of the most epic and downright most fucked up results of trolling come from baiting the stranger into having cyber with you and then fuckin with them. Classic use of [[goatse]]]]
[[File:Pedo_omegle.jpg|thumb|200px|Pedos?? in my Omegle?? It's moar likely than you think]]

Trolling Omegle is retardedly simple. However, since Leif K Brooks is a major fucking [[Buzzkilling|buzzkill]], some methods must be changed. When even mentioning FBI, you get this bullshit:

<pre>
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
</pre>

Remember that every individual has its own trolling-receptors. If you are talking to a [[russian]], then don't troll him as if he were a black person.

Obviously playing the [[party van]] on [[pedobaiting|unsuspecting]] [[pedos]] is out of the question, but playing the CIA is not. Simply use the following [[copypasta]]:

NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

Yes, the CIA doesn't do this type of shit, but no one will know the difference in the end anyway. There are lulz to be had by all.

=== Moar trolling ===

[[Image:Omegle mother russia.PNG|thumb|200px|Effective use of tip number one]]

# ctrl+v this copypasta: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
# Press shift+enter to start a new line
# Add this to the beginning of your every message
# Carry on a conversation as normal

----

Since Omegle has that message about people impersonating actual Omegle messages, you can try this:

𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿.
𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

Or..

𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿.

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁.

And just blank post, or type squares.

You can't normally bold text on Omegle, so it looks somewhat official. Some people can't see it because they have [[Chrome|fail language support]]. Type your message first, hold shift and press Enter once, then paste the above message.

----

Say this:

* "Trolling is a art". And see them reminding you of the "an" error. Feel free to experiment with other deliberate grammatical errors. Remember to keep a score of successful trolls and failtrolls.
* "I'm a racist", Omegle consists of mostly common-minded sheep, so they will react to this with some kind of moral superiority.
* "I'm a pedophile/rapist" Same reasons applies as above.
* "I'm a girl". Go on and fool them as long as possible that you are interested in them, preferably sexually. The longer the better. And then in the end just say "ur a faggot, I have a penis" ???? Enjoy reaction. Or, alternatively, get them to go on webcam, then you are free to show them your smiling male face. Enjoy reaction.
* "God bless you", "Jesus loves you", "Allah will save us all" or etc. godfaggot slurs, works on some atheist /b/tards
* 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 Or... ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ . Posting these will probably get you disconnected.
* Copypasta the entirety of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick; Or the Whale" [http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2701/2701-h/2701-h.htm Found here.]
* Saying "FBI" actually works when trolling because every time you do, the user will get this message:
<pre>
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
</pre>
*Say that a virus is being downloaded into their computer then link to this [[http://home.mcafee.com/Store/Store8.aspx?|site]]. Claim to represent Mcafee.
'''*These probably won't work now since they cleared the Omegle hoaxs up but still funny.'''
*Claim to represent Omegle and tell them their free trial is up and that they're now being charged off their credit card 20 cents per conversation via cookies. Also saying to contact Omegle through the feedback button if they have any questions will provide extra lulz at the creators of the site.
*Create an ad for a fake porn site. Make up a name such as DiscoUnip0rn.com. Use [[Tinyurl|tinyurl.com]] to cover it up and instead link to [[http://home.mcafee.com/Store/Store8.aspx?|this]] or another virus site. Put a message at the bottom that says "This has been a paid advertisement approved by the Omegle Team."

Also try saying the common controversial shit such as:
*"Abortion is murder" - "Stem Cell Research is a sin" - "Large Hadron Collider will kill us all" - "Obama is a socialist"
*"Playing games make you violent" - "Africans belong in Africa" - "Jews did/didn't do 9/11" - "Evolution/Bigbang is just a theory"
*"AIDS is god's curse" "The Holocaust didn't happen" - "Homosexuality is a disease" - "† Jews killed Jesus †" - "Global Warming is a myth"

There is plenty of these topics on the net just search for "Controversial subjects" and enjoy heated reactions.

'''Note:''' Please add more phrases

*Shock images in [[ASCII]] are always fun. for example:

Classic [[Goatse]]
<pre>

/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
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[[Hitler]] is always fun as well

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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
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For [[moar]], see [[ED| ED's]] [[ASCII]] art page. There are plenty of things there, from [[niggers|racial slurs]] to [[DESU]].
Just remember, Omegle deletes blank spaces, so you must post images that aren't full of black space. Or [[you]] could just [[fail]].

'''Note:''' Please add [[moar]] images!

=== And Moar ===

Now, there should be no girls on the internet. However, it is always possible that one will find the key to the chain keeping her in the kitchen, and find her way to a computer. She will inevitably be "horny f." You have a moral obligation to use her for sex. Begin to cyber, getting pics if offered, and then fap as fap can. When you finish, however, it is time to enter troll mode. Remember - you need to make up for all that time you pretended to like this person. Make it clear that you were lying to her - say you're a girl, that you're 12 years old, that you suddenly have to vomit, or you can simply disconnect without any warning.

[[Image:Trollegle.jpg|thumb|200px|Bonus points if you use Append with the tactics above.]]

== Trolling Tools ==

===Trollegle===



Tools like [http://www.upload.ee/files/753364/Trollegle.jar.html Trollegle] (dead link) could not only double your ability to troll, but get two people to simultaneously troll each other. One was able to play the middle-man and essentially [[S&M|take full control]] of two strangers' conversation. Used correctly, many lulz were able to be had amidst the confusion.

You could also use it to [[Lonely|eavesdrop on random conversations.]] You'll find that 99% of them are shit.

'''[http://vimeo.com/10196408 (Also, why spy on Omegle's text chats when you can spy on their cams? ChatRoulette, too.)]'''

Use [http://translate.google.com/# Google translator] to confuse and flame users in other languages.


===CleverOmegle===

Another way to troll people is by having [http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php Cleverbot] troll for you; in other words, if you're [[American|too much of an idiot or too lazy to troll]], yourself, Cleverbot is here to do it for you!

===Spy on Omegle===


'''Spy on Omegle''' is a useful program which, as the name suggests, allows you to spy on other [[Omegle]] conversations and talk to both strangers with names made up by the program. The program comes as a .jar file and will only run on [[Windows]] and [[Lunix]] systems ([[Mac]] lusers are gonna need Xcode). Like any other freeware software on the internet, it is loaded with more [[virus]]es and bloatware than a cheap [[Asian]] hooker. Okay, just kidding there.

====How to use it====

# Download the updated program [http://omeglespyx.googlecode.com/files/OmegleSpyX%20v1.8a.jar here].
# Open it
# Click 'Start New Conversation'
# Put on [[trollface]]
# [[???]]
# [[PROFIT]]

If you come across errors of any kind, they are usually easily fixed by visiting Omegle and filling out the [[captcha|craptcha]] (or you could just wait 10 seconds before jumping to another conversation). As of August 2010, the creator[[http://code.google.com/u/sfoley1988/|//code.google.com/u/sfoley1988/]] of the programme has made a new version available which circumvents this issue by filling in a craptcha each time you interlope on someone's chat. The above link has been [[Rick Roll|corrected]] to link to the updated, [[lazy|fully compiled]] version with [[shit nobody cares about|expanded name list]].

==== What if you get b& or v& ====
Don't worry. It is perfectly legal. We think. [[Some argue|Apparently]], due to the fact that Omegle itself doesn't have a [[TOS|terms of service]]
policy, spying on other people's conversations is perfectly okay.
==== Links for Omegle Spy software ====
* [http://localhostr.com/files/234139/OmegleSpy.jar Download Omegle Spy source code here]
* [http://code.google.com/p/omegle-spy/ Google code page]

== THE BEST CONVERSATION EVAR ==
{{co|OmegleBCE|[uncollapse]|[CLICK FOR FULL TRANSCRIPTS]|0|<pre>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 21 f
You: L?
Stranger: indo
Stranger: u??
You: 20 m russia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u student??
You: kinda
You: im conscripted to the military
Stranger: wow...
You: im in a sumbarine
Stranger: thats cool...
You: :))
You: thanks
Stranger: whats ur name??
Stranger: u r welcome
You: bela
Stranger: wowwww
Stranger: u r amazing woman...
You: no im a man
You: lol
Stranger: owh so sorry
You: i hate my name lol
Stranger: oh im so sorry...
You: my mother was hungarian thats why i have an hungarian name
Stranger: dont hate ur name
Stranger: whats ur name mean??
You: its a popular name in hungary
Stranger: oh,, thats gud...
You: its my name of my granpapa
Stranger: im so sorry coz i dont know...
You: its ok
Stranger: thax...
Stranger: what r u doing??
You: surfin the net
You: its my break time
Stranger: okok...
Stranger: how about in military??
Stranger: so interesting??
You: not really that interesting
You: we dont get to shoot here
You: we only do physics
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i think u like shooting...
Stranger: right??
You: yeah a bit
You: when im off the sub
You: i spend my time
You: with martial arts and
You: most of the time
You: with the "party
You: "party"
Stranger: what do u mean "party"??
You: ☭ Communist party of saint petersburg
You: i'm in charge of lecturing about the doctrines
Stranger: i dont understand...
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
You: your from indo right
Stranger: ya
You: im in vladivostok
Stranger: u r right
You: right now
Stranger: okok...
You: its near china
You: tommorrow
You: were going to indonesia!
You: haha
You: were just going to stop over
You: for 2 days
You: for food
You: not gas
You: because our sub is nuclear powered
Stranger: for what u going to indonesia??
You: were gonna dock at belawan
Stranger: i dont think so...
You: wanna meet up
You: ??
Stranger: dock about what??
You: no our sub is gona dock at belawan tommorow
You: wanna meet up?
Stranger: im in java island...
You: ...too bad
Stranger: and so far from belawan...
You: its ok
Stranger: i wanna meet with u...
Stranger: but its too hard...
You: its ok
Stranger: only in belawan??
You: i think so
Stranger: not in jakarta??
You: thats what i have heard
Stranger: ok
You: our ship is now at shanghai
You: were gonna pik up some goods here
You: "secret goods"
Stranger: what is??
You: thats why they used our submarine creww
Stranger: can i know??
You: some kind of a biological missle
Stranger: after that u will go to indonesia...
You: yes
Stranger: wwhat will u do here??
You: were going to eat
You: and refill our food stock
Stranger: okok...
Stranger: wwhy in belawan??
You: i don no
You: i think a north korean ship
You: will
You: come
You: and
You: trade
You: the missile we got for some kind of viros
Stranger: and then??
You: i mean computer virus
Stranger: after that where wiill u go??
You: then i think were oft to vladivostok to hand over the
You: computer virus
You: then were goin to stay there and w8 for NoKor to use the missiles
Stranger: for what that computer virus??
You: for the mission
Stranger: where??
You: when nokor use the missles to attack america and s korea
Stranger: wowwww
Stranger: its still happen??
You: i think our hackers will use the virus to shut down the nokor drones
You: then our ship will bombard nokor and the russian army will invade nokor
Stranger: what is the nokor??
You: north korea
You: then back at moskva
You: vladimir putin will re in state the soviet union
You: he will order the army to invade middle east
You: then if america intervines
Stranger: why??
You: he wants all religion to me elimintated
You: when americans intervene
You: its oiur crews job
You: to attack
You: america
You: were gonna attack san francisco
Stranger: why ??
You: while the army cross to alaska
You: why? its because were gonna finish what we started
You: Its For the mother land
Stranger: wow its so amazing for me...
You: did you know
You: that
Stranger: but i just understand lillte...
Stranger: i dont like war,, attack...
You: yeah me too
You: but its for the mother land
Stranger: u will make much people die...
You: ja
Stranger: mother land??
You: USSR
Stranger: what iis??
You: By 6 days russia will be USSR again
Stranger: why u tell me about everything??
Stranger: is that secret??
You: i dont know
You: lol
You: XD
You: dammit
You: i just feel
You: that you are trust worthy
You: and that you will not tell anyone specially the gov
You: afterall they will not believe you
Stranger: ya u r right
You: did you know
Stranger: i will do not saying all to gov...
Stranger: what??
You: americans payed some israeli special troops to hi jack planes
You: and crush it on 9/11
You: so that the whole world will hate muslims
Stranger: ya i know...
Stranger: and i so hate america and israel
You: they did that so they can attack iraq and afghanistan
You: so they can get cheaper oil
Stranger: ya,, they have many manipulation...
Stranger: they so cheat...
Stranger: i think oneday they will be broke up...
You: i heard awhile ago that were gonna shoot anywone who intervines
You: in belawan
You: if the coast guard intervines

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Stranger: really??
You: yeah
Stranger: why they do that??
You: i heard it from my droogy
You: if they try to stop us from meeting with the Nokor ship
Stranger: its not fair...
You: by 2 years
You: USSR will rule the world
You: and our beloved Emperor of mankind vladimir putin will be the Emperor of mankind
Stranger: i just everyone in the world can respect each other and justice in life can be true...
You: i heard from a KGB agent here in our sub thet he wants to be known as agod
Stranger: thanks for ur information...
You: w8
Stranger: but so sorry
You: he will eliminate other religions
Stranger: i must go...
You: Why so soon
Stranger: not fair...
Stranger: why he do that??
Stranger: im so sleepy...
You: he will send all of them to Gulags(Force labor)
Stranger: i will do to sleep...
You: and the 3 great religions
Stranger: go to slep i mean...
You: will be subjected to Genocide
Stranger: what is??
Stranger: so sorry,,,
Stranger: im so sleepy
You: Catholics Islam and jews
You: ok
Stranger: we can chat next time
You: i will just
You: liike to say
You: that
You: i like you
You: lol
You: i might not live
You: after 3 days
You: bye
Stranger: why??
You: because of my mission]
Stranger: its so strange...
Stranger: why do u say that??
You: its very dangerous mission
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: im so sad bela...
Stranger: i hope u will be save
Stranger: and we can meet someday..
You: I just hope the motherland will be benifited
Stranger: u r so loyal...
You: farewell i have to go
You: ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
You: were near the philippines
You: BYE...
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: bye
You: see you in the afterlife if there is
Stranger: gud luck...
You: thanks
Stranger: im pray for u...
You: btw
Stranger: be success
You: are you a muslim?
Stranger: and do the best
Stranger: ya im moslem
Stranger: so??
You: i just hope
Stranger: what will u say??
You: you dont suffer when
You: Putin
You: eliminates all religions
You: :(
Stranger: ok
You: i dont want you to get hurt
Stranger: thax...
Stranger: i have allah...
Stranger: allah will help me...
Stranger: if i must die,, its my destiny...
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
Stranger: thax for ur carrying...
You: bye my break is over
Stranger: whats that??
You: again
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
You: use an translator
Stranger: what is that??
Stranger: can u tell me??
Stranger: okok...
Stranger: i will do that...
You: remember me
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: fare well
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
You have disconnected.
or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Download the log!</pre>

<pre>
(Used OmegleSpy for this one)...
[17:08:56] Finding two strangers...
[17:09:05] Verona connected
[17:09:05] Kindra connected
[17:09:07] <<Verona>>: hi, 20m, cock for boobs on msn or skype? Please help me cum...
[17:09:10] Verona disconnected
[17:09:11] <<Kindra>>: hi
[17:09:14] {{from Verona}}: hello
[17:09:17] <<Kindra>>: ASL
[17:09:19] {{from Verona}}: why
[17:09:41] <<Kindra>>: just to know
[17:09:54] {{from Verona}}: 11 m mn
[17:10:08] <<Kindra>>: mn means
[17:10:12] {{from Verona}}: minnesota
[17:10:27] <<Kindra>>: where is this
[17:10:33] {{from Verona}}: usa
[17:10:56] <<Kindra>>: ok
[17:11:02] {{from Verona}}: ill only tell you the truth
[17:11:10] {{from Verona}}: if you are a girl or are russian
[17:11:30] <<Kindra>>: no i'm
[17:11:38] <<Kindra>>: 20\\m\\ind
[17:11:44] {{from Verona}}: fucking indians.
[17:11:59] <<Kindra>>: u rascal
[17:12:07] {{from Verona}}: putting a horrible mark on all of us programmers
[17:12:21] <<Kindra>>: i fuck ur mother
[17:12:25] {{from Verona}}: oooooh
[17:12:29] {{from Verona}}: that hurts so much
[17:12:31] <<Kindra>>: ur sis
[17:12:37] {{from Verona}}: dont have one
[17:12:38] <<Kindra>>: really
[17:12:56] <<Kindra>>: then fuck u
[17:12:59] {{from Verona}}: oh my
[17:13:01] {{from Verona}}: you're gay?
[17:13:06] <<Kindra>>: yeah
[17:13:14] {{from Verona}}: only furthering my point
[17:13:17] <<Kindra>>: i'm a gay
[17:13:35] {{from Verona}}: really now
[17:13:53] <<Kindra>>: yes r u interested
[17:13:55] {{from Verona}}: why did you insist on fucking my mother and my nonexistant sister
[17:14:08] {{from Verona}}: im interested on why you keep digging yourself a hole
[17:14:33] <<Kindra>>: just cum 7 c
[17:14:56] {{from Verona}}: see
[17:15:00] {{from Verona}}: now you have nothing to say
[17:15:10] {{from Verona}}: because you know yourself that you're contradicting yourself
[17:15:20] <<Kindra>>: hw's ur mother
[17:15:27] {{from Verona}}: god knows
[17:15:31] {{from Verona}}: thought you fucked her
[17:15:32] {{from Verona}}: you tell me
[17:15:51] <<Kindra>>: is she a protitute
[17:16:01] {{from Verona}}: again, you tell me
[17:16:04] {{from Verona}}: besides
[17:16:08] {{from Verona}}: why would you be interested
[17:16:11] {{from Verona}}: thought you're gay?
[17:16:39] <<Kindra>>: i'm not gay i'm just lieng
[17:16:55] {{from Verona}}: now you come out of the closet
[17:17:04] <<Kindra>>: just ask ur mother
[17:17:06] {{from Verona}}: you're a credit to homosexuals all around the world
[17:17:21] {{from Verona}}: for i cannot further this, i have real work to do
[17:17:23] <<Kindra>>: is she interested
[17:17:40] {{from Verona}}: enjoy your life now that you're out of the closet
[17:17:41] Kindra disconnected
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==Evidence of Trolls==
The chat service has been a breeding ground for chat logs of mostly mundane--don't get us wrong, occasionally they are funny/humorous. These could be viewed as such sites as [https://web.archive.org/web/20121222032554/http://omeglechats.com/ Omeglechats.com] where users were free to submit their own chatlogs for attempts at internet fame.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Omegle Logs|omeglelogsgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:shoeonhead.jpg | Using fake cameras can be a good way to get shoe on head.
File:Omegle together.png | 19 m wants to fly solo in finding naughty sluts
File:9-11_RAGE.jpg|[[9/11]] is a great day to troll.
File:Omegle MILF.png|The truth hurts.
File:DumbassOmegle.jpg| I'm not sure he caught on...
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Omegle solution.PNG|The solution to all of life's problems.
File:Everyone on Omegle is a btard.PNG|The sad truth.
File:Omeglewhore.jpg|[[Pedobear]] paradise!
File:Conversation.jpg|He's always watching.
File:Omeglejew.png|We must always come to understand our [[Jew|Enemies]].
File:Conversation2.jpg|The best way to ward off people that want your [[ASL]].
File:Conversation3.jpg|He didn't take the [[cock]].
File:Conversation4.jpg|This guy didn't either.
File:Short_Omegle.jpg| Occam's Razor for dummies
File:Everyone on Omegle is a christfag.PNG|That's a typo. He meant to say [[mormon]].
File:Everyone on Omegle is an atheist.PNG|Somewhere a butthurt youtuber made a 22-minute response to this.
File:Omegle erection.PNG|[[:File:SRSstage2.jpg|Here is the link]].
File:OmgOmegleCialis.JPG|Sweet relief for what ails the [[Penis|boner]].
File:String.jpg|[http://www.string-emil.de/ Linkified]
File:OmegleConvoFail.jpg|Failed troll is pwned by a somewhat lesser idiot.
File:Omeglol.JPG|Also, black person
File:Columbineatheists.png
File:Omegstika.PNG|I guess that means no.
File:OmegleCyberTroll.jpg|Don't look for cyber on Omegle.
File:NoobOnOmegle.JPG|OMG I GOT IT RIGHT!!!
File:Autistapeattack.png
File:Elliotisafaggot.png
File:Omeglememer.png|Memefags
File:Faggotfreak.png
File:Hitlerismyrolemodel.png
File:Ericharrismyidol.png
File:OmegleLOLumbine.jpg|[[Dylan Klebold]] impostor
File:Omegle_destroys_your_sociallife.jpg|Omegle can fuck you over
File:Bombsaway.PNG|Stupid Arab is stupid.
File:Wtac.JPG|Whore skin is great for Public Masturbation trench coats.
File:WhiteDragonsOnly.png|Fight the power!
File:Best Prank on Omegle.png]]
File:Creepyfuckomegle.JPG| Typical user on Omegle
File:Omegle_-_Finding_Nemo.jpg
File:Southafricathenandnow.jpg
File:Omegle82384234236866.png
File:OmegleOrlando.png
File:Omegle_-_Girl_Named_Steve.jpg
</gallery>}}

===On [[4chan]]===

{{cg|Make This Face.||center|<gallery>
File:Omegle_boxxy_OHSHI.png|[[OH SHI-]]
File:Omegle_win.jpg|[[win]]
File:Gap8pwn.PNG|Camwhores pwned with a Goatse variant.
File:NiggerGetsGoatsed.JPG
</gallery>}}

== Video Chat Feature! ==

Because of how Chatroulette was [[lying|reporting]] that they had [[OVER_9000|over 200,000]] users on at any given time,
Omegle wanted to get in on the action. 
So [[moot|Omegle Admins]] [[stole|created]] a [[shit|similar]] service tied into omegle that allows you to:

# [[fap|chat]] with [[fat|random]] [[retards|people]].
# [[fap|fuck with]] [[fat|random]] [[retards|people]].
# [[fap|fap]] to [[traps|hot chicks]].
# [[fap|watch]] [[fat|fat people]] [[fap]].
# [[fap|cyber]] with [[traps|hot chicks]].

== Omegle as a tool to learn Engrish ==
[[Image:Omegle conversation.jpg|thumb|200px]]
It's been proven a fact that 99.9% of all Omegle users you will ever talk to are AZNZ trying to practice their Engrish. This use of Omegle as a learning tool falls flat on its face as the typical conversation goes like this:

* Stranger1: hi
* Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
* Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
* Stranger2: oh, okay...
* Stranger1: ...
* Stranger2: ...
* Stranger1: [[cocks]]

== The New Rules ==



# Go to [http://www.omegle.com omegle.com] & start a chat
# Tell the stranger about an updated Omegle & [http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org link to it.] (do<s>n't</s> click it yourself, dickwad)
# Lulz ensues.

== Omegle Spy Mode ==
On August 6th 2011, Omegle introduced a spy mode. You ask questions, and two stangers answer it. This can be abused for epic lulz. In the question box, put in one of the following scripts.

*Image of [[Goatse]]
<pre>"\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<img src="http://goatse.info/hello.jpg" ; />'; }catch( e ){} //"</pre>

*[[Meatspin]] swf.
<pre>\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://meatspin.com/mspin_counter.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //</pre>

*Strangers won't talk? Make 'em talk with this script.
<pre>\")); document.getElementsByClassName('chatmsg')[0].value='i just fucked my sister.. she is 8, damn tight..'; document.getElementsByClassName('sendbtn')[0].click();}catch( e ){} //</pre>

*Limewire piracy pisstake.
<pre>"\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //</pre>

*Gardernerplants - a shock swf.
<pre>\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://www.gardenerplants.com/shockywocky.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} // </pre>

[[File:ScriptLulz.png|thumb|Using scripts on Omegle's spy mode can generate priceless amounts of lulz.]]

'''UPDATE:''' The scripts no longer work thanks to [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/#Summerfags|summerfags]] forgetting to uncheck the "I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough" box. [[Fuck You|Thanks a lot]] summerfags Once again you've fucked up something lulzy.

== Logs ==

Here are some examples of the enlightening conversations being had thanks to this wonderful service:

<big><big>[[Omegle/logs|Logs 1]]</big></big>
 
 
<big><big>[[Omegle/logs2|Logs 2]]</big></big> 
<big><big>[[Omegle/logs3|Logs 3]]</big></big> 
<big><big>[[Omegle/logs4|Logs 4]]</big></big> 
{{clear}}

==See Also==
*[[Chatroulette]]
*[[Monkey.cool]]
*[[Omegle Auto Troller]]

== External Links ==
* [http://omegle.com Omegle.com] - '''official URL of Omegle's service/site.'''
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121222032554/http://omeglechats.com/ Funny Omegle Convos]
*{{KYM|memes/sites/omegle|Omegle on KnowYourMeme}}
* [http://chatroulette.com Omegle-like Site With Video! OH WAIT - IT'S JUST CHATROULETTE]

{{Sites}}

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Website

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[[Image:Ed-011809-screenshot.png|thumb|A typical web site.]]

A '''web site''' is a location in the [[internet]] that contains either [[lulz]] or [[shit nobody cares about|shit nobody cares about]]. {{SITENAME}} has oodles of information on the most popular web sites. For a list of them, please see [[:Category:Sites|the "Sites" category]].

There are many different kinds of websites. Some are dedicated almost entirely to forums (i.e. [[4chan]]). Others [[fail|strive]] to the collection and organization of info from an unspecified or specified topic. Many news agencies also maintain websites in order to rapidly disseminate lies to their mass of mindless followers.

==Example Websites==
* http://www.facebook.com
* http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs
* http://www.youtube.com
* http://www.jewtube.com
* http://www.yahoo.com
* http://www.pornhub.com
* http://muchbetterthanthis.com
* http://www.nothing.com
* http://naked.com
* http://turnofftheinternet.com
* http://www.www.com
* http://lmgtfy.com/?q=horse+porn&l=1
* https://kekma.net

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User:Shitinyourlitterbox/Find The Gold Game

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To see how scary the abyss is, You're gonna have to scroll down deeper, At the bottom, you are gonna want to find the block of gold, Once you found it You will win, Nothing.

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Start up right here, That's right, You are diving down to find the block of gold.

[[Category: Shock Sites]]

User:Shitinyourlitterbox

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*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Shitinyourlitterbox/Find_The_Gold_Game Find The Gold Game, Better than Five Nights at Freddies]

Scroll down for a surprise

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#Redirect [[User:Mrcommentguy/Scroll down for a surprise]]

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User:Mrcommentguy/Scroll down for a surprise

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<big>Yep, you heard the title. Scroll down and get a surprise!</big> 
We are not responsible for any cringe that occurs in the reading of this page.

Scroll down. 

Scroll down moar. 

SCROLL DOWN EVEN MOAR!!! 

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{{Rainbow|DO YOU LIKE YOUR SURPRISE??}}
Thanks for wasting your time for just a bunch of shock images! What would you like to do next? 

[[Main_Page|→ Go back to ED Homepage]] 

[[Offended|→ That’s it? Come on, there’s gotta be more shocking stuff on here.]]

[[Special:Random|→ Go somewhere else]]

[[Politics|→ Get political]]

{{clear}}
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Website

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[[Image:Ed-011809-screenshot.png|thumb|A typical web site.]]

A '''web site''' is a location in the [[internet]] that contains either [[lulz]] or [[shit nobody cares about|shit nobody cares about]]. {{SITENAME}} has oodles of information on the most popular web sites. For a list of them, please see [[:Category:Sites|the "Sites" category]].

There are many different kinds of websites. Some are dedicated almost entirely to forums (i.e. [[4chan]]). Others [[fail|strive]] to the collection and organization of info from an unspecified or specified topic. Many news agencies also maintain websites in order to rapidly disseminate lies to their mass of mindless followers.

==Example Websites==
* http://www.facebook.com
* http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs
* http://www.youtube.com
* http://www.jewtube.com
* http://www.yahoo.com
* http://www.pornhub.com
* http://www.nothing.com
* https://turnofftheinternet.com
* http://www.www.com
* http://lmgtfy.com/?q=horse+porn&l=1

[[Category:Sites]]

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File re-uploaded, because, why not? Lol!

Girls to date

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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{{infobox Company|company_name=Encyclopædia Dramatica|company_logo=[[Image:ED-logo.png|350px]]|company_type=Reference/Wiki|foundation=December 2004|Previous URL=encyclopediadramatica.com|Current Domain=encyclopediadramatica.gay|location=[[OTI]]|key_people=[[Anonymous]], [[Internet|The Internet]], [[You]]|motto=''In lulz we trust''|industry=[[Drama]] documentation|products=[[Lulz]]|revenue=[[Facepalm|OVER 9000!!!!]] Lulz annually |homepage=[[Main Page|here]]}}
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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/ encyclopediadramatica.gay]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top .top]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/edramatica.com edramatica.com]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

{{quote| 
[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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'''How the problem was dealt with.'''
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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{{spoiler|KEYBOARD CAT IS DEAD ;_;}}
 
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<big>'''The epic cat'''</big> ''in all his/her glory...''
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{{quote|i bet the owner of keyboard cat is happy to see his cat is famous even after dying because it was probably sad to see him die and then he was famous and [[cum|fulfilled]]|A 3rd grader with [[PTSD]]}}

 
[[Image:Keyboard cat.jpg|thumb|200px|Keyboard [[Kittens|Cat]] does not care about your feelings. But he will make your [[fail]] a [[Lie|win]].]]
'''Keyboard Cat''' is a [[lulz|horrific]] [[meme]] started off on the [[internet]]s' toobs by [[Mr Hands|animal-abuse exerciser]] Charlie Schmidt (no doubt [[Austrian]]), the poor animal shown in the growingly popular YouTube video "''Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat"''" (See above if you haven't already, you dumbass) is known to have been shot with a high dosage of morphine or something equally terrible before being put in [[naruto|''some kind of horrific torture]] sweatshirt'' and made to play two [[kawaii]] tunes on a small sized keyboard with at least two settings!

As predicted, the cat community of [[B|/b/]] were in two minds over whether or not the meme should become [[DevianTART|the next big thing]] - some of their less fucked up members protested about the cat's health after complaints were sent in by hilarious [[caturday]] celebrities such as [[Ceiling Cat]], [[Bike Cat]], [[Limecat]], [[Kitler]] and even [[Tubcat]] - from beyond the grave! These [[cats]] still continue their anguish, planning a shock-rescue mission into Charlie Schimdts basement where Keyboard Cat is being held.

The rest of [[B|/b/]], and indeed most other sites held by [[basement dwellers|hardcore internet users]] thought the cat was ''cute'' and have tried their best to incorporate him/her into their [[zelda|retarded obsession]] with [[fail]]s and [[win]]s. So now, most epic fail internet videos - such as a disabled person falling down an escalator - will be accompanied by [[Keyboard Cat]] "playing them off" with his [[vore|cute]] keyboardy antics! How I love the internets.

== Video Format ==

Videos are usually of some sort of semi-[[lulz]] fail followed by the music, often with a short slow-motion clip of the moment of fail. The title of the video is usually in the format "Play [[cock|Him]]/[[trap|Her]] Off/Out, Keyboard Cat". It's such a simple format to duplicate that there are [[over 9000|over 300]] videos on YouTube now with Keyboard Cat in them.

For example:

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Whereas videos with over 100,000 views used to be noteworthy near the beginning of YouTube, now they're so common they usually get lost in the YouTube oblivion of [[Chocolate Rain]]s and [[Broccoli Dog]]s. However, Keyboard Cat is srs business, and YouTubers elevated the video to [[meme]] status. However, even the power of Keyboard Cat has limits, and many of the videos that were [[unfunny]] before remain unfunny even with the power of Keyboard Cat playing them off.

== Examples ==

Just a sample;

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==September 3, 2009: Ubisoft kills keyboard cat==
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Believe it or not, [[WTF|this is an official video]] for ''Splinter Cell: Conviction'' created by Ubisoft.

==See also==
[[File:Keyboard_Cat_has_a_posse.png|150px|right|:3]]
*[[Cat on a keyboard in space]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Win]]

==External links==
*[http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=227367&title=Daily/Colbert---Keyboard-Cat Keyboard Cat playing off Steven Colbert]

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2024-07-19T17:12:44Z

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{{spoiler|the developer is dataming you 24/7}}
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:Impjak.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet|homepage=[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s> (temporarily)|right}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-nudev, 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

==Sister sites==
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[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.
===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL
===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.
===Swedishwin.com===
Made when the sharty's /raid/ became an rancid shithole, hates the shemmy.
[[File:Swedishwinners.png|thumb|right]]
===Chudpol.ru===
Splinter of the sharty's /pol/, self explanatory, created by Woot, an hecking transqueen and nusoislutta.
[[File:Wooty.png|thumb|right|*fap* *fap* *fap*]]
[[File:Original mykola.png|thumb|right]]

==Owners==
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
===Soot===
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

===Kuz / Temuçin===
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from ((([[Corruption|smart investments]]))) and ((([[Russia|good luck]]))), he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with [[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]] and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I 'osted 'hild 'orn on the 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*Coinslot - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something.
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - Coinslot everywhere.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1

==External links==
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://soyjakwiki.net/Main_Page|Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://booru.soy/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}

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Sproke

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'''Sproke''', also known as 'proke, is a healthy and nutritious soft drink made simply by mixing together Sprite and Coca-Cola. The official correct way to make Sproke, as confirmed by numerous peer-reviewed studies and independent fact checkers, is to mix the two components at a 1:1 Coke to Sprite ratio. Different ratios, such as 60/40, may be preferred based on local tastes. There have been reports that Sproke could worsen hallucinations in schizophrenics due to an unexplained chemical reaction between the two drinks, but these are not backed by peer-reviewed studies, and are likely pseudoscience.

[[File:Sprokeberg.png|355px]]

==Variants==

*Scoke: 20% Sprite, 80% Coke
*Soke: 25% Sprite, 75% Coke
*Spoke: 40% Sprite, 60% Coke
*Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke
*Sprike: 60% Sprite, 40% Coke
*Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
*Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke

==Big Sproke==
Not Real, you WILL NOT investigate further, you WILL take your meds.

==Gallery==
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==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/sproke|KnowYourMeme entry on Sproke}}
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