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[[File:earthwormtim.jpg|thumb|250px|[[LOL|Earthworm Tim]], [[WTF|Part boy part earthworm]].]]<br />
[[File:timrench.png|thumb|250px|[[Dying alone|Poor Timmy..]]]]<br />
[[File:7ols.png|thumb|250px|Puzzle globe logo|HAHA!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!! - famous quote of the butthurt bitch himself]]<br />
[[File:7olsl0l.png|thumb|250px|[[Virgin with rage|Although he has never scored]] that won't dissuade him from [[Failing|trying]] if you are a [[Chick]] ]]<br />
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'''7OLS''', or '''[[powerword|Timothy Kade Rench]]''' Spawned into the world on May 10th 1996 making him {{age|1996|5|10}} years old, Is the result of generations of [[inbred|inbreeding]] among his [[americunt]] genepool. he is a delusional [[fucktard]] who represents the 7OLS gospel "gang" (stands for 7 OF LEAKING SHITS, due to his [[Jenkem]] huffin' tendancies) even though this kid isn't a real gangster and is just some [[white trash]] [[mongoloid]] from the trailer park . He is an [[adderall]] addicted autistic mountain dew can collector who pisses in bottles and stashes them under his bed. He has a YouTube channel also called 7OLS. He tries to [[troll]] people on Skype under the name gingerkiller99, but [[FAIL|fails every time]]. [[lie|He claims to have a life outside]] of the [[internet]], but his [[autism]] makes it impossible. He speaks in a voice like that of a [[Nigger]] yet he's as pastey and white as they come, and he used to claim to be 19 when his [[Facebook]] profile said he's [[13 year old boy|only 15]]. He thinks he is a [[Nigger|rapper]] and refuses to listen to [[Fat Larry's Band|good music]]. He is [[obsessed]] with the [[Christfag|bible]], mainly [[Greeks|Corinthians 11]], [[Romans|Romans 1:16]] and [[Hebrew|Hebrews 10]]. Any attempts to talk to this weird alien have failed as it refuses to listen. He doesn't understand that he's a [[potato]], and a complete grade A fucking [[moron]]. His favourite catchphrase is "7/11 on the dot, Thank you come again" which he chants in a [[Paki]] accent. He believes [[North Korea]] caused [[9/11]]. He [[Bullshit|claims]] to [[Smoke Weed Everyday|smoke weed]] and thinks he's the second incarnation of [[Jesus]]. He also wets his bed and has been known for pissing his pants in public while being caught by the cops when spraypainting his local [[mall]]. This birthchild of Beavis and Butthead we have here known as Tim is a [[Kill It With Fire|soulless creature]] kept alive by the force of his [[virginity]], it will repell any and all [[chicks]] in a 30 mile radius and will disturb bystanders who spot his pencil thin [[Pedostache|pedophile mustache]] and hear the grotesque autismal laughter (similar to a foghorn) that is emitted at a loud volume as he proceeds to rap out tone deaf "flows". Whenever he isn't making weird [[whale]] noises he can be found at his nearest [[atheist]] [[convention]] [[pretend|pretending]] to not care about [[God]]. He is seemingly a [[redneck]]. The only things important to him are his stupid retard gang, [[Lolwut|parathetical situations and documentation]], [[jenkem]], [[Mountain Dew]] and telling people they don't know what they're talking about. He is the next big [[Chris-Chan]]-esque mongoloid autist [[lolcow]] of the internet. I HAVE SEEN ABORTED FETUSES COMING OUT LOOKING BETTER THAN THIS FAGNOZZLE. It is also a well known fact that Tim is a compulsive molester of [[Kittens]] and will drink your piss for a [[dollar]], every night he appears on skype people flock to troll him and endless waves of his reprobate [[whiteknight]] buddies who rush to gain a place in his so called "gang" all of whom likewise to Tim do not know their arse from their elbow because they are so mentally challenged. Nice [[Acne]] Tim. Tim's now deceased father was a [[Clown|Juggalo]] known as [[Juggalo|Joedy G. Legault]] whom went out one night for a [[Cigarettes|pack of smokes]] when Timmy was a smol boi never to return and subsequently and conveniently for him died <s>of [[cancer]]</s> from being a [[Junkie|full blown crackhead, heroin addict and alcoholic]]. once Timmy was all grown up, his smother mother (definitely a one night stand) is known as [[Whore|Patricia Tara Rench]] and she is [[Oppression|known to keep Tim like a prisoner in his own home denying him access to the internet and chasing after him to wrangle him when he tries to run/skate away from home]] and basically being the antithesis of Tim, his arch-nemesis and likely the bane of his very retarded existence. also, any and all [[NIGGERS]] (yes black niggers) that try to get close to Tim are [[Enemies of the Lulz|ENEMIES OF THE LULZ]] and [[Lynching|should prevented from accosting him at all costs]]. <s>It is also known that Tim doesn't use a windows computer whenever he has access to a computer but rather [[an hero|an]] [[TheMacUser|crap apple imac desktop]]</s> <b> not anymore, now he has [[windows]] and [[Doesn't afraid of anything|doesn't afraid of anything]]</b>.<br />
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== 7OLS Gang ==<br />
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"Representing the 7OLS gang"<br />
{{quote|HA HA so, in this video I'm explaining what the 7OLS Gang is all about, and how I wanna get more people involved in our gang. You can't do any kind of hardcore drugs like crack, cocaine, meth..etc You have to have a YouTube channel, and you can't have any type of guns, and you have to drink mountain dew and do your first graffiti tag, and it has to be 7OLS related. Our colors are red and black. You have to wear baggy cloths. Anyone who wears skinny jeans, regular jeans or any type of cloths that I don't approve of then the guy or girl will be immediately and permanently disqualified from the gang, completely. You have to be 15+ to be apart of this gang. The 7OLS Gang isn't for kids. I was explaining how I'm returning to YouTube now, and I discussed a bunch of other things too. So, be sure to rate comment and subscribe to see a lot more videos from me. This is the 7OLS gang. Thanks for watching|Timothy Rench, Circa 2013/14 in his first ever although now <b>BALEETED</b> video}}<br />
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[[File:7ols gang rap.mp4|800px|frameless|center]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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Some of his weird YouTube shit can be found here:<br />
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<center>{{frame|{{fv|WeirdAl1|background-color: #D7CBFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>bkirUUdM2_A</youtube><br> Rare reupload of one of his original videos<br />
|<youtube>jOsKXlIdlyw</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>UwuXkQsnDnI</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>zWjqf3Co0O4</youtube><br>'''Tim Rench in disguise<br />
|<youtube>f-OUA3pqbtw</youtube><br>'''mysteriously he reuploaded one of his old videos in 2020'''<br />
|<youtube>o3PgWoEgIKY</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>mHFinCh8pNg</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>tJiSvYz1IXM</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>5bON9r6oCLM</youtube>'''Cue the butthurt music guys! "WHO YOU KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"'''<br />
|<youtube>bWsLz3sG8MY</youtube><br>'''The Music he is known for playing full volume when he's butthurt<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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{{cg|'''7lols'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:7OLS.jpg|[[Lolwut|WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PARATHETICAL SITUATIONS AND DOCUMENTATIONS? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE]]<br />
Image:Autismcard.jpg|Tim Rench has [[Special Education|Special Needs]] and a [[retard|get out of jail free card]] which he uses to his advantage by doing [[shit]] [[faggot|graffiti]]<br />
Image:7OLS cornholio.jpg|Tim Rench the great cornholio, Nice spongebob poster you faggot child]<br />
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Image:7ols 2.jpg| <br />
Image:7ols3.jpg| thug lyf chose tim coz his piss collections grim]<br />
Image:7olswaifudesu.jpg|<br />
Image:Bawlz.jpg| So i herd u leik bawlz tim, u gay son?<br />
Image:7olsmeds.jpg| Looks like [[Downie|Ike-tard]] knows the score.<br />
Image:7olsmarlbolo.png| He even has his own mispronounced brand of smokes.<br />
Image:7olsfag.png|prison would love him<br />
Image:7olsmongolism.jpg|a genuine scientific specimen of a [[mongoloid]] [[idiot]]<br />
Image:7olstardrage.jpg|a dated image of Tim expressing [[tard rage]]<br />
Image:7ols2023.png|Tim Rench during his brief return to the internet in January [[2023]]<br />
Image:7ols2023_2.png|<br />
Image:7olspisscollection.jpeg<br />
Image:7olsmascot1.png|the post that made 7OLS the unofficial mascot of [[711chan|711Chan]].<br />
Image:7olsmascot2.png|<br />
Image:7olsanpanman.png|an image of Tim cosplaying as Anpanman made after a handicapped Japanese man pointed out the resemblance.<br />
Image:7OLS_and_KJ-52!.jpg| Tim with one of his favorite rappers, KJ-52<br />
Image:7OLS_and_KJ-52_again.jpg| NEVER go full retard<br />
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==The Piss Bottle Collection==<br />
[[File:Tim rench piss bottle collection.png]]<br />
[[File:Timrenchpissbottlesold.jpeg|thumb|need i say more?]]<br />
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==2021 Onwards==<br />
[[File:Pissbottleman.png|thumb|"Is that a piss bottle Tim?"<br />
"[[Denial|UHHHHH NAH]]."]]<br />
[[File:Image 2021 01 14T03 25 11 680Z.png|thumb|Once again, we await your glorious return, ya fucking tard.]]<br />
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This is a brief personal account of events as he is still even today a largely unknown and massively underrated lolcow (was only really well known among [[Skype]] circles). Tim went scorched earth and presumably ghosted the internet around 2018 (confirmed as presumably due to the death of his father in 2018), although around that time, he attempted to run away from home, hiding out in his garden shed before running across his garden onto the street and proceeding to skateboard down the sidewalk, only for his psycho mom to appear in clear view while he was on camera right behind his shoulder to grab him when he least expected it (apparently the fat bitch is a fast enough runner to chase down and wrangle her tard son half way down their street on a skateboard), after this he wasn't seen or heard from again for a while. He was presumed MIA, but in January of 2021, he made a sudden but brief return to [[Skype]] like a mythical [[Cryptids|cryptid]], only to disappear once again as there wasn't enough lulz to keep him interested like there were back in those golden days of Skype yore. During his brief return to Skype, he mentioned that his mom doesn't let him on the internet at all anymore and he just sits at home on the couch staring at a wall or maybe watching [[MTV|tv]] and suffering from extreme boredom. as of 2022 he is or will be 26 years old.<br />
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*<b>January 2023</b> - Tim enrolled at a [[college]] to [[Student|study]] a [[Cooking By The Book|culinary course]] despite wanting to study to become a mechanic, the college he began attending provided him with a [[Windows]] laptop which he began struggling to learn how to use the operating system of as he has only been familiar with [[MAC OS]] his entire life. Tim did the right thing and figured out how to get back onto Skype for a couple of days where some Lulz were had with Tim (and his subsequent orbiters) who has now become after a [[Long|LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG]] internet haitus an enthusiast of the Lulz despite being the living embodiment of Lulz, the two days Tim had access to Skype were spent doing an activity he wanted to do which he suggested, making prank calls to his local [[711]] and other random businesses and toll free numbers. Although Tim was having more fun than he has had in the past half a decade or so and beginning to get into the swing of the internet once more having been reunited with old friends and foes alike (and then some), his Lulz entourage was short lived as his mom had now become aware of his newly acquired college laptop and promptly confiscated it, and thus he was gone once more just as quickly as he had returned. Following Tim's tragic denial of access, his closest online [[Trolls|friends, allies and associates]] or atleast those of whom were present for his two day internet escapade collectively agreed in unison what a big [[fatass]], [[dumbass]] [[Fucking idiot|fucking]] [[bitch]] his mom is; all the while mourning their loss once more.<br />
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*<b>July 2023</b><br />
Tim made a very brief return to the internet to announce that he has begun collecting his piss in bottles once more, tardspeed timmy!<br />
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*Tim became the unofficial mascot of 711chan after an anon made a post on the banner suggestions thread with a 711 get<br />
[[File:7olsmascot1.png|500px|thumb|center|historical [[GET]] ]] [[File:7olsmascot2.png|200px|thumb|right|The tard who made internet history.]]<br />
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A couple of 711chan anons then played a game of Tic Tac Toe on his forehead<br />
[[File:7OLSwinrar.png|300px|center]]<br />
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A small raid on a Jackbox streamer occured following this<br />
[[File:7olsgangstrikesagain.mp4|700px|thumb|center]]<br />
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==Facts==<br />
for [[Autists|those]] who find this article to be a [[tl;dr]] mess, this list of facts is for you.<br />
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*Tim apparently hates [[Gingers]] although his hatred remains unexpressed and the only reason this is known is from his Skype and former youtube username "Gingerkiller99".<br />
*Tim LOVES Energy Drinks, Monster, Bawls and especially Mountain Dew (if you can even really call that an energy drink).<br />
*Tim is the Epitome of a Wigger.<br />
*Tim has a fissured tongue that looks kinda like cracked sand flats or some shit and funnily enough, having a fissured tongue is unironically a symptom of [[Down's Syndrome|The Downs]].<br />
*For as long as Tim has had a presence on the Internet, It has been unknown what is actually wrong with Tim, all we know for sure is that he is retarded. <b>UPDATE</b> according to Timothy himself, he has "[[Autism|high functioning autism]]"<br />
*Tim is a poorfag but can somehow owns a Mac.<br />
*Tim's psychotic mom loves him dearly and would probably even suck his dick if it meant keeping him sheltered from the big bad internet.<br />
*Tim loves Niggers.<br />
*Tim is a full blown gay for Jesus [[Christfag]].<br />
*Many suspect Tim to most likely be an Autist, but they are probably retards themselves.<br />
*Tim once got catfished by a 13 year old boy pretending to be a chick, whom he flashed his pecker to resulting only in him being heavily ridiculed.<br />
*Tim has been known to frequent a health food store in Lansdale, PA called "Arnold's Way", a place he was (and still is) unable to [[STFU]] about as he became obsessed with Banana Splits and "Green Smoothies" that looked like raw sewage in a plastic cup, many cracked jokes and insinuated homosexual deviancy was taking place involving Tim at "Arnold's Way" (more like Arnolds gay amirite?).<br />
*Tim STILL lives with his mom.<br />
*Tim's mom is a whore and is just as retarded as Tim himself (understatement of the century).<br />
*Tim once punched his step-dad (named [[Trucker|Jeff]]) resulting in him getting bitchslapped.<br />
*Tim once punched his mom while she was driving the car like the true retard that he is, causing her to be extremely butthurt and likely distressed. He probably thought he was trolling her.<br />
*Tim doesn't have standards when it comes to the opposite gender.<br />
*Tim would fuck anything with a pussy.<br />
*[[Incest|Probably even his own mom]].<br />
*Tim is likely a rapist waiting to happen. (that's if it hasn't already happened)<br />
*Tim has a criminal record for doing stupid stuff, spray painting the King of Prussia mall definitively but other charges are unknown.<br />
*Tim could easily be lured back to the internet by the voice of a female on the phone, has been tried and tested.<br />
*Tim is probably a [[bisexual]] and doesn't even know it.<br />
*Tim is from Norristown, [[Pennsylvania|PA]].<br />
*Tim has always been and probably always will be a bitch boy.<br />
*Tim is somehow STILL in highschool at age 26, disclosed via phone call by the tard himself and apparently gets [[bullied]] there. (possibly Tim just reliving his school years in a boredom induced [[Delusion|daydream]] or some dumb shit like that)<br />
*[[Obvious troll|Tim claims he no longer collects cans and pisses in bottles]].<br />
*Tim's mom only lets him have a flip phone in [[Current Year]] because that's all she thinks he's worth.<br />
*Tim has a million sock accounts or as he calls them "flooder accounts" or "gang members" on youtube.<br />
*Mentioned previously above, [[LOLWUT?|Tim Rench believes that North Korea did 9/11]].<br />
*Tim is half [[mexican]], half [[Irish American]].<br />
*Tim thinks his mom is a [[chode]].<br />
*Tim expressed that he wishes to move out of his mom's place when he turns 30, good luck with that buddy<br />
*Tim has probably never heard of [[MS-13|MS13]] (confirmed btw)<br />
*Tim's [[ISP]] is [[Cisco]] and they block him from accessing [[Niggertits|certain websites]].<br />
*According to an [[Engrish|extremery]] retarded [[japanese]] manchild, Tim Rench IS [[An Hero|Anpanman]].<br />
*You must be a literal [[clown]]/[[juggalo|jiggaboo]] to be able to join the 7OLS gang.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Cum Collector]]<br />
*[[Hayven]]<br />
*[[Mountain Dew]]<br />
*[[711]]<br />
*[[Piss]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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*{{yt|u|mtndewman4000}}<br />
*{{yt|u|7OLS}}<br />
*{{facebook|timothy.rench}}<br />
*{{skype|Gingerkiller99}}<br />
*Outdated Dox - https://pastebin.com/5u1N3c7e<br />
*Whitepages Dox - https://www.whitepages.com/name/Timothy-Kade-Rench/Norristown-PA/Pkyp2G0bW8Z<br />
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[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921663Tom Pearl2025-05-18T17:20:49Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
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<div>{{potential}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
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{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
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[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
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'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') is a 69-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
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{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
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<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
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It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
}}<br />
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== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
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Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
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current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
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[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
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==<s>HE FUCKING DIED LOL</s>==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
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<s>And thus concludes the fetid fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!</s> [[fake news]] [[hoax]]<br />
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== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
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{{pedoseries}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed;left:0;bottom:0;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Scat Rat Seal of Approval.png|200px]]</div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921662Tom Pearl2025-05-18T17:19:45Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* HE FUCKING DIED LOL */</p>
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<div>{{potential}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
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{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
<br />
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') was a 69-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
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{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
<br />
<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
<br />
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
<br />
== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
<br />
Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
<br />
current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
<br />
[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
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==<s>HE FUCKING DIED LOL</s>==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
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<s>And thus concludes the fetid fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!</s> [[fake news]] [[hoax]]<br />
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== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
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{{pedoseries}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed;left:0;bottom:0;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Scat Rat Seal of Approval.png|200px]]</div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921661Tom Pearl2025-05-18T17:18:13Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* HE FUCKING DIED LOL */</p>
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{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
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[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
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'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') was a 69-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
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{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
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<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
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It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
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== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
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Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
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current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
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[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
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==<s>HE FUCKING DIED LOL</s>==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
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<s>And thus concludes the fetid fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!</s> [[fake news]]] [[hoax]]<br />
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== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
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{{pedoseries}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed;left:0;bottom:0;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Scat Rat Seal of Approval.png|200px]]</div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now&diff=1921660Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now2025-05-18T16:56:41Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* May 2025 */</p>
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 9, 2025|February 9, 2025]] - [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 8, 2025|February 8, 2025]] - [[Donald Buffkin]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 6, 2025|February 6, 2025]] - [[Death penalty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 5, 2025|February 5, 2025]] - [[Death penalty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 4, 2025|February 4, 2025]] - [[Professional Wrestling]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 3, 2025|February 3, 2025]] - [[Professional Wrestling]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 2, 2025|February 2, 2025]] - [[Black History Month]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 1, 2025|February 1, 2025]] - [[Black History Month]]<br />
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== January 2025 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 31, 2025|January 31, 2025]] - [[Holocaust]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 30, 2025|January 30, 2025]] - [[Holocaust]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 29, 2025|January 29, 2025]] - [[Holocaust]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 28, 2025|January 28, 2025]] - [[Clickbait]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 27, 2025|January 27, 2025]] - [[Clickbait]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 26, 2025|January 26, 2025]] - [[Total Nigger Death]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 25, 2025|January 25, 2025]] - [[Total Nigger Death]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 24, 2025|January 24, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 23, 2025|January 23, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 22, 2025|January 22, 2025]] - [[Nuclear War]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 21, 2025|January 21, 2025]] - [[Nuclear War]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 20, 2025|January 20, 2025]] - [[The Donald]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 19, 2025|January 19, 2025]] - [[The Donald]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 18, 2025|January 18, 2025]] - [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 17, 2025|January 17, 2025]] - [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 16, 2025|January 16, 2025]] - [[No]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 15, 2025|January 15, 2025]] - [[No]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 14, 2025|January 14, 2025]] - [[Ethan Ralph]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 13, 2025|January 13, 2025]] - [[Ethan Ralph]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 12, 2025|January 12, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 11, 2025|January 11, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 10, 2025|January 10, 2025]] - [[California]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 9, 2025|January 9, 2025]] - [[California]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 8, 2025|January 8, 2025]] - [[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 7, 2025|January 7, 2025]] - [[Blue Whale Challenge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 6, 2025|January 6, 2025]] - [[Blue Whale Challenge]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 4, 2025|January 4, 2025]] - [[Logan Paul]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 19, 2025|May 19, 2025]] -[[Tom Pearl]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 18, 2025|May 18, 2025]] - [[Tom Pearl]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 17, 2025|May 17, 2025]] - [[The Simpsons]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 16, 2025|May 16, 2025]] - [[The Simpsons]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 15, 2025|May 15, 2025]] - [[Chromebook Challange]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 14, 2025|May 14, 2025]] - [[Chromebook Challange]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 13, 2025|May 13, 2025]] - [[India]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 12, 2025|May 12, 2025]] - [[India]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 11, 2025|May 11, 2025]] - [[Minecraft]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 10, 2025|May 10, 2025]] - [[Minecraft]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 9, 2025|May 9, 2025]] - [[Charles Bishop]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 8, 2025|May 8, 2025]] - [[Charles Bishop]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 7, 2025|May 7, 2025]] - [[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 6, 2025|May 6, 2025]] - [[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 5, 2025|May 5, 2025]] - [[Underrepresentation]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 4, 2025|May 4, 2025]] - [[Underrepresentation]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 3, 2025|May 3, 2025]] - [[Redneck]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 2, 2025|May 2, 2025]] - [[Redneck]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 1, 2025|May 1, 2025]] - [[Munich Massacre]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 30, 2025|April 30, 2025]] - [[Munich Massacre]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 29, 2025|April 29, 2025]] - [[Pope]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 28, 2025|April 28, 2025]] - [[Pope]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 27, 2025|April 27, 2025]] - [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 26, 2025|April 26, 2025]] - [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 25, 2025|April 25, 2025]] - [[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 24, 2025|April 24, 2025]] - [[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 23, 2025|April 23, 2025]] - [[Timothy McVeigh]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 22, 2025|April 22, 2025]] - [[Timothy McVeigh]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 21, 2025|April 21, 2025]] - [[Columbine]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 20, 2025|April 20, 2025]] - [[Columbine]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 19, 2025|April 19, 2025]] - [[4Chan]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 16, 2025|April 16, 2025]] - [[Boston Marathon Bombing]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 14, 2025|April 14, 2025]] - [[Karl Jobst]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 13, 2025|April 13, 2025]] - [[Karl Jobst]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 12, 2025|April 12, 2025]] - [[Karl Jobst]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 11, 2025|April 11, 2025]] - [[The Anarchist Cookbook]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 10, 2025|April 10, 2025]] - [[The Anarchist Cookbook]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 9, 2025|April 9, 2025]] - [[Billy Mitchell]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 8, 2025|April 8, 2025]] - [[Billy Mitchell]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 7, 2025|April 7, 2025]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 6, 2025|April 6, 2025]] - [[Asperger's Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 5, 2025|April 5, 2025]] - [[Money]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 4, 2025|April 4, 2025]] - [[Money]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 3, 2025|April 3, 2025]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 2, 2025|April 2, 2025]] - [[Battle for Dream Island]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 1, 2025|April 1, 2025]] - [[Chris-chan]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 31, 2025|March 31, 2025]] - [[Chris-chan]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 30, 2025|March 30, 2025]] - [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 29, 2025|March 29, 2025]] - [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 28, 2025|March 28, 2025]] - [[Giggly Goonclown]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 27, 2025|March 27, 2025]] - [[Giggly Goonclown]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 26, 2025|March 26, 2025]] - [[Your body, my choice.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 25, 2025|March 25, 2025]] - [[Your body, my choice.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 24, 2025|March 24, 2025]] - [[Mary Sue]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 23, 2025|March 23, 2025]] - [[Mary Sue]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 22, 2025|March 22, 2025]] - [[Jeff Weise]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 20, 2025|March 20, 2025]] - [[Jeff Weise]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 19, 2025|March 19, 2025]] - [[Gursimran Kaur]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 18, 2025|March 18, 2025]] - [[Gursimran Kaur]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 17, 2025|March 17, 2025]] - [[Catholic]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 16, 2025|March 16, 2025]] - [[Tarrantulas]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 15, 2025|March 15, 2025]] - [[Tarrantulas]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 14, 2025|March 14, 2025]] - [[The Powerpuff Girls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 13, 2025|March 13, 2025]] - [[The Powerpuff Girls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 12, 2025|March 12, 2025]] - [[Amy Bishop]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 11, 2025|9March 11, 2025]] - [[Amy Bishop]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2025|March 10, 2025]] - [[Cringe]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 9, 2025|March 9, 2025]] - [[Cringe]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 8, 2025|March 8, 2025]] - [[Facepalm]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 6, 2025|March 6, 2025]] - [[Mary Bell]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 5, 2025|March 5, 2025]] - [[Mary Bell]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 4, 2025|March 4, 2025]] - [[Andrew Tate]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 3, 2025|March 3, 2025]] - [[Andrew Tate]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 2, 2025|March 2, 2025]] - [[Kanye West]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 1, 2025|March 1, 2025]] - [[Kanye West]]<br />
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== February 2025 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 28, 2025|February 28, 2025]] - [[Bullying]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 27, 2025|February 27, 2025]] - [[Bullying]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 26, 2025|February 26, 2025]] - [[Aaron Bushnell]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 25, 2025|February 25, 2025]] - [[Aaron Bushnell]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 24, 2025|February 24, 2025]] - [[Homeless]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 23, 2025|February 23, 2025]] - [[Homeless]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 22, 2025|February 22, 2025]] - [[Gook]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 21, 2025|February 21, 2025]] - [[Gook]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 20, 2025|February 20, 2025]] - [[Texas]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 19, 2025|February 19, 2025]] - [[Texas]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 18, 2025|February 18, 2025]] - [[Elon Musk]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 17, 2025|February 17, 2025]] - [[Elon Musk]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 16, 2025|February 16, 2025]] - [[Smoking]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 15, 2025|February 15, 2025]] - [[Smoking]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 14, 2025|February 14, 2025]] - [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 13, 2025|February 13, 2025]] - [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 12, 2025|February 12, 2025]] - [[The Loud House]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 11, 2025|February 11, 2025]] - [[The Loud House]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 10, 2025|February 10, 2025]] - [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 9, 2025|February 9, 2025]] - [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 8, 2025|February 8, 2025]] - [[Donald Buffkin]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 7, 2025|February 7, 2025]] - [[Donald Buffkin]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 6, 2025|February 6, 2025]] - [[Death penalty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 5, 2025|February 5, 2025]] - [[Death penalty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 4, 2025|February 4, 2025]] - [[Professional Wrestling]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 3, 2025|February 3, 2025]] - [[Professional Wrestling]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 2, 2025|February 2, 2025]] - [[Black History Month]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 1, 2025|February 1, 2025]] - [[Black History Month]]<br />
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== January 2025 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 31, 2025|January 31, 2025]] - [[Holocaust]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 30, 2025|January 30, 2025]] - [[Holocaust]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 29, 2025|January 29, 2025]] - [[Holocaust]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 28, 2025|January 28, 2025]] - [[Clickbait]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 27, 2025|January 27, 2025]] - [[Clickbait]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 26, 2025|January 26, 2025]] - [[Total Nigger Death]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 25, 2025|January 25, 2025]] - [[Total Nigger Death]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 24, 2025|January 24, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 23, 2025|January 23, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 22, 2025|January 22, 2025]] - [[Nuclear War]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 21, 2025|January 21, 2025]] - [[Nuclear War]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 20, 2025|January 20, 2025]] - [[The Donald]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 19, 2025|January 19, 2025]] - [[The Donald]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 18, 2025|January 18, 2025]] - [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 17, 2025|January 17, 2025]] - [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 16, 2025|January 16, 2025]] - [[No]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 15, 2025|January 15, 2025]] - [[No]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 14, 2025|January 14, 2025]] - [[Ethan Ralph]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 13, 2025|January 13, 2025]] - [[Ethan Ralph]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 12, 2025|January 12, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 11, 2025|January 11, 2025]] - [[TikTok]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 10, 2025|January 10, 2025]] - [[California]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 9, 2025|January 9, 2025]] - [[California]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 8, 2025|January 8, 2025]] - [[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 7, 2025|January 7, 2025]] - [[Blue Whale Challenge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 6, 2025|January 6, 2025]] - [[Blue Whale Challenge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 5, 2025|January 5, 2025]] - [[Blue Whale Challenge]]<br />
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[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921658Tom Pearl2025-05-18T16:48:35Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{potential}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
<br />
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') was a 69-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
<br />
<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
<br />
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
<br />
== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
<br />
Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
<br />
current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
<br />
[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
<br />
==HE FUCKING DIED LOL==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
<br />
And thus concludes the fetid fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!<br />
<br />
== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
<br />
{{pedoseries}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed;left:0;bottom:0;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Scat Rat Seal of Approval.png|200px]]</div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921657Tom Pearl2025-05-18T16:40:38Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* HE FUCKING DIED LOL */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{potential}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
<br />
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') is a 63-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
<br />
<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
<br />
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
<br />
== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
<br />
Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
<br />
current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
<br />
[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
<br />
==HE FUCKING DIED LOL==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
<br />
And thus concludes the fetid fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!<br />
<br />
== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
<br />
{{pedoseries}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed;left:0;bottom:0;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Scat Rat Seal of Approval.png|200px]]</div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921656Tom Pearl2025-05-18T16:33:09Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{potential}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
<br />
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') is a 63-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
<br />
<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
<br />
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
<br />
== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
<br />
Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
<br />
current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
<br />
[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
<br />
==HE FUCKING DIED LOL==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
<br />
And thus concludes the fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!<br />
== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
<br />
{{pedoseries}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed;left:0;bottom:0;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Scat Rat Seal of Approval.png|200px]]</div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pearl&diff=1921655Tom Pearl2025-05-18T16:24:36Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{potential}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]<br />
<br />
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') is a 63-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:<br />
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]<br />
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}<br />
<br />
<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b><br />
<br />
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.<br />
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]<br />
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].<br />
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.<br />
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.<br />
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater<br />
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b><br />
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.<br />
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
<br />
== Videos ==<br />
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||<br />
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage<br />
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]<br />
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?<br />
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]<br />
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]<br />
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA<br />
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== Location ==<br />
<b>1392 Dodger Way<br />
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Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b><br />
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)<br />
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current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)<br />
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[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].<br />
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].<br />
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==HE FUCKING DIED LOL==<br />
[[File:TompearlRIP.jpg]]<br />
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And thus concludes the fable of the shit eater Tom Pearl, this is why you shouldn't consume your own piss and shit folks!<br />
== See Also == <br />
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]<br />
*[[Brownpill]]<br />
*[[MuchoSucko]]<br />
*[[Jenkem]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]<br />
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]<br />
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 18th 1989, {{age|1989|1|18}} years old}} <br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Huntington, [[West Virginia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Wigger]], suspected [[Mexican]] and likely [[kike|crypto-jew]] [[larpers|larping]] as a [[nazi]].}} <br />
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]</small>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedobear|Pedo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Chad, Anderson Henderson, Hayven, Haven, CT}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|full time Paint Huffer, Youtube Streamer, Lolcow, E-Begger, Attention Whore , Pedophile, Stalker, [[Wannabe]] Actor but really just a [[Sociopath]]}}<br />
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'''Hayven''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Steven Haven Bellow''') also known as [[Bender|Anderson Henderson]] is a middle aged former [[Skype]] [[Grooming|groomer]], [[Inhalants|paint huffer]] in [[denial]], [[wigger]] [[youtube]] streamer, [[E-Begging|E-Beggar]] and [[nigger]] lover from Huntington [[West Virginia]] who is known among skype and shit tier youtube streamer circles. On Youtube, he claims that he is just "acting" and that he is an "[[actor]]" but this couldn't be further from the truth because if he was actually an actor as he claims, he would be somebody well known by the masses, but in reality he is just trying to pacify the minds of his youtube peers who are starting to realize what a freakshow he is, and discredit those who are already aware.<br />
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He is a massively [[unfunny]] [[attention whore]] and [[Fail|fail troll]] who was driven away from Skype in [[2020]] for grooming and pretty much [[kidnapping]] an [[Jailbait|underage girl]] [[16-year-old girl|half his age]] whom he bestowed with gifts of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]], [[heroin]], [[meth]] and [[weed]], there was also mutual [[domestic violence]] and associated [[drama]] including getting [[pregnant]] by him and having to [[abort]] it, <b>[[Foetus soup|FETUS BALEETUS]]</b>. She also [[cheated]] on him with [[truckers]] whom she was [[Prostitution|prostituting]] herself to at a truckstop and also met a skype using truck driver in a [[Burger King]] parking lot and [[Blowjob|sucked him off]] in his truck for a whopper. needless to say, their relationship was turbulant and short lived, the girl was also a [[Literally|massive]] fuckin retard and got arrested and [[Jail|jailed]] for trying to grope a [[cop]] (she tried to cop a feel) while being arrested for a public disturbance which lead to her being jailed for 6 months, needless to say after all of this, her [[father|daddy]] was pissed and the relationship was ended with her returning to her family.<br />
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[[Last Thursday|In his earlier years]], this tryhard and failhard started out as a failtroll, then he went on to be a sucky wannabe rapper, [[Waste|spent]] years of his life attention whoring on skype with a [[nigger]] and being a full blown [[faggot]] [[Junkie|wastoid]], He also used to [[Inhalants|huff paint]] constantly all the way through the 2010s but seemingly has quit and has been attempting to cover it up ever since and will lie and [[Denial|deny]] it if you happen to bring it up as he now regrets his years of huffage.<br />
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After he was driven off skype in the grand old year of 2020 for being a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|huge nigger]] he turned to sucky youtube streaming and getting [[Swatting|swatted]] [[for the Lulz]] resulting in [[cops]] pointing [[Shotgun|mossbergs]] at his head while laying on the ground, he uploaded videos on a daily or weekly basis in which he was often butthurt about police, his [[neighbours]] or just freaking out in public spaces for no real reason at all. He is an extreme [[narcissist]] who [[Retard|thinks he's famous]] and will scream [[No one likes you|"I'M ANDERSON HENDERSON BITCH"]] at you even if you're a cop because his [[ego]] and [[e-penis]] are inflatable and he [[Delusional|genuinely thinks he's likeable and popular]]. With all of that being said, he ALWAYS plays the [[Victimhood Industry|victim]], he has decieved many [[Morons|gullible individuals]] into believing him, but [[Intellectual|those of us who aren't gullible]] know what a [[lame]] [[Piece of shit|piece of shit]] he is. During his youtube streams he would [[Fake News|fake a lot of shit]] to [[Jewgold|collect money]] from retards like claiming to have terminal diseases like [[AIDS]], he'd set up fake fights with other streamers that would never happen (because he's a [[coward]] and a weakling), [[Do it faggot|faking his death]], and claim other people were [[stalking]] him for weeks as an [[No one cares|attempt]] to garner [[sympathy]], he also often [[Lies|exagerrates]] or makes up complete [[bullshit]] to get more views on his channels. He also apparently fakes being mentally ill to get free money from the gubmint like a literal nigger, which would also explain why his wigger rap title was "Crazed H" and much of his cringe inducing wigger ear rape can still be found on the tubes. Intelligent individuals who are aware of his pitiful existence consider this enormous faggot to be nothing but a [[bum]].<br />
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== Hayven being Anti-Lulz ==<br />
Hayven was an [[Enemies of the Lulz|enemy of the lulz]] in the events of the wrangling of [[7ols|7OLS]] (during the [[2010s]]) where he would try to distract Tim from the rest of skype by bogarting him (by means of private calling him while he was in group calls) and subjecting poor Timmy to "lolcow parasitic symbiosis", feeding off his retardation by being a tard-hogging attention-whore and preventing him from being in the lulzy skype groups where the [[lolcow]] cultural oddity 7OLS thrived on his own self-made lulz and the resulting hysterical laughter of others; essentially making Hayven an enemy of the lulz and likely making 7OLS even more retarded and socially stunted with his malignant presence. Hayven was hated by all the trolls involved, although not by Tim himself (surprisingly) as Tim is too retarded to even possess much of a concept of hatred.<br />
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== Vice News Cameo ==<br />
He was featured in a 5 second segment on some [[VICE|Vice News]] video that [[Shit no one cares about|no-one fucking cares about]] which he was extremely [[butthurt]] about and making [[Empty threat|empty threats]] to sue Vice over. <br />
<youtube>gPUwKGN4kF0</youtube>'''Hayven on Vice News'''<br />
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== 2022 Arrest ==<br />
{{quote|Steve Haven Bellow, 33, was jailed at 4:25 p.m. [[Thursday]]. Authorities in Cabell County charged him with stalking. Authorities in Wayne County charged him on a warrant. Bond was set at $3,000 cash only.}}<br />
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On March 17th, 2022, Hayven got [[v&|arrested]] for [[Pedo|stalking a 12-year-old]]. His bail was set at $3000, [[Poorfag|which he couldn't afford to pay because he's a broke-ass bitch]]. This resulted in his ass being sent to [[jail]] for some good ol' [[Rape|anal play]] from [[niggers|the people he wants to be a part of]]. <br />
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[[WTF|He was later released]] on April 10, 2022; with his biggest fanboy (and likely gay lover) [[Nigger|Noodles]] paying his bail.<br />
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== Committed to a Mental Hospital, Nov/Dec 2022 ==<br />
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not much information is known around his little visit to the loony bin, other than he has been served a 5150. This video contains audio from a phonecall in which he speaks about his <s>current</s> situation, <s>It is likely he will not be leaving his true home anytime soon.</s> <b>NOPE HE GOT RELEASED 16th DECEMBER 2022</b><br />
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== Hayven comes out of the closet as an antisemite, June 2023 ==<br />
[[File:Hayvennazi.png|thumb|right| all the more reason to call him a kike!]]<br />
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[[File:Hayvenantisemitic.mp4|300px|thumb|center| אוי ואבוי קוּקִיצָה]]<br />
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bruh, you dropped your tard card.<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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File:Young hayven.jpeg|Hayven in his younger years<br />
File:Huffinhayven.jpg|Send this to him for massive [[lulz]]<br />
File:Processedhayven.jpeg|the face he makes when he fucks underage [[fat chicks]]<br />
File:Hayvenjew.png|[[Jewish|Superior]] Hayven from an alternate universe<br />
File:Hayvenexlog.png|His [[fatass]] ex [[Shit|dropping a log]] while using his Skype account<br />
File:HayvenJD.jpg|a virtue signalling hayven pretending to chug jack daniels, which is actually just coca cola in a jack daniels bottle.<br />
File:Hayvenweenie.png|Here he is claiming to be [[Black dick hoax|long dong silver]], [[Contradiction|yet his usage of the word "weenie" to refer to his own cock contradicts this entire claim.]]<br />
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== Videos & Archived Videos ==<br />
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|[[File:Hayven beats minorities with his penus.mp4]]<br>'''Hayven being an [[internet tough guy]] and discussing how he beats up [[Niggers|minorities]] with his [[Micropenis|penis]]'''<br />
|[[File:Andersonhendersonhalloweenpedo.mp4]]<br>'''Baleeted video that he removed shortly after uploading it, gives off real pedo vibes and to some degree admission of guilt. dumbass probably didn't expect anyone to yoink it'''<br />
|[[File:Hayvenrage.mov]]<br>''' butthurt Hayven getting IRL trolled by a fat girl'''<br />
|[[File:Fatal Scriptures Pistol to the Head Crazed H.mp4]]<br>''' His Latest wigger rap track circa 2023, notice his newly acquired [[obesity]], the shitty greenscreen [[Prison Rape|and desire to be fucked in the ass.]]<br />
|[[File:Anderson_slow_burn_Henderson_1080p.mp4]]<br>'''Anderson "Slowburn" Henderson<br />
|<youtube>nZLjnMr5bBk</youtube>'''Bad boy Hayven arrested for stalking'''<br />
|<youtube>RATgCf545wA</youtube>'''Screaming at cops'''<br />
|<youtube>288cSd1_SFw</youtube>'''Screaming at his neighbors'''<br />
|<youtube>u2totM4F9cU</youtube>'''Screaming at a humble [[Elderly|old]] security guard'''<br />
|<youtube>ka43lCU9cng</youtube>'''His cringe-inducing wigger rap music video'''<br />
|<youtube>4RJjbTPvUxs</youtube>'''Anderson Henderson's [[Enemy|Mortal Enemy]], [[Jew|Melting John]]<br />
|<youtube>QEoLEQGPrQM</youtube>'''[[Lolwut|Melting John]] reacting to a butthurt video Hayven made about him.<br />
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[[File:Chad AKA ANDERSON HENDERSON has never been cool.mp4|thumb|Once a faggot, always a faggot]]<br />
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== More Videos ==<br />
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|<youtube>f3mcnCmzr_4</youtube>'''<b>Pedo Confirmed</b><br />
|<youtube>RD6dW-fDb78</youtube>''' A solid 30 minutes of Hayven getting ridiculed by "the BOYT" (bottom of youtube)<br />
|<youtube>NLG9_6OY7uM</youtube>'''Hayven claims pedophiles invented [[halloween]], his creepy pedo vibes are strong in this one. <b>BALEETED</B><br />
|<youtube>85S2uGy59gk</youtube>'''Hayven getting trolled on livestream<br />
|<youtube>uKS3JLx_tOU</youtube>'''Whining about being bullied about his eyebrows claiming it's racism with a dash of anti-semitism on the side<br />
|<youtube>QQTflOhEEQQ</youtube>'''Leaked Sex footage<br />
|<youtube>uNqIRAUowe0</youtube>'''Tinfoil hat wearer'''<br />
|<youtube>oMPNGmGsm2A</youtube>'''Another example of his attention whoring'''<br />
|<youtube>b3ntw9A8t4A</youtube>'''Obviously too good to be true<br />
|<youtube>c4bhr8PorXk</youtube>'''Hayven stalking the streets '''<br />
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|<youtube>GwaAMfmKG_0</youtube>'''Hayven trying to fuck a crack addled nigger'''<br />
|<youtube>kgdO8NF3O-U</youtube>'''Lulzy remix<br />
|<youtube>y8MhnzeMaY4</youtube>'''Ain't nothin but a wigger<br />
|<youtube>IF2QaAmaZ8g</youtube>'''Extremely cringey lost wigger rap track, [[condom|be sure to double wrap your ears]]<br />
|<youtube>TdzuzIcwa2w</youtube>'''Ancient video of hayven as a butthurt child<br />
|<youtube>NPbLgeQ__fg</youtube>'''Ancient rant video from when he looked like the villain from the third karate kid.<br />
|<youtube>zbKXkeq3efw</youtube>'''Pink eye, stink eye<br />
|<youtube>6t_tYEBTO0M</youtube>'''More of his lost wigger [[Ear Rape|ear rape]]<br />
|<youtube>hkzwHnb-2-I</youtube>'''A video documenting how this faggot goes through youtube channels like women go through [[Tampon|tampons]].<br />
|<youtube>zu8l7C7KzKI</youtube>'''Video discussing his antics during 2020<br />
|<youtube>NhhHdROlCq8</youtube>'''Lost Audio with an extra helping of mockery<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[7ols]] - A retarded piss bottle collecting Lolcow whom he coexisted with in the golden years of Skype.<br />
*[[Attention whore]]<br />
*[[Internet tough guy]]<br />
*[[Wigger]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*{{yt|@SteveHavenDirector '''2025''' his latest channel}}<br />
*[https://arre.st/WV-1005359736/] 2022 Arrest<br />
*[https://arre.st/WV-1005400792/] 2023 Arrested again.<br />
*[https://archive.org/details/StevenCHavenFromHuntingtonWestVirginia Meet Steven C. Haven From Huntington, West Virginia] - [[TL;DW|14-minute video]] exposing the faggot<br />
*{{yt|@TheAndersonHendersonProgram|The Anderson Henderson Program}} Current channel as of 2024.<br />
*<s>{{yt|@AndersonHenderson-uq5id|Anderson Henderson}}</s> <b>BALEETED</b> The faggot is back once more.<br />
*<s>https://www.youtube.com/@felineputin8001 NEWEST CHANNEL, NO LONGER ANDERSON HENDERSON</s> <b>BALEETED</b><br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCzsHDsBO_QloZlOj_sgsdCg|Anderson Henderson}} New Channel. </s> <b> BALEETED YET AGAIN </b><br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCVnto9XMpRty59gRejwWTUw|Anderson Henderson Forever}} - Current [[YouTube]] channel.</s> <b>BALEETED</b><br />
*{{yt|c|UCswR8qYt4k6PomvfgEQk1wg|Anderson Henderson}} - Previous main channel.<br />
**<s>{{yt|c|UCIvf4WLT_XWRVttRBNw6p-w}}</s> '''Baleeted.'''<br />
**{{yt|c|UC5tbrYOSKvmG1i01OWvbmLw|Crazed H}} - <s>His wigger rap channel</s> not anymore as it appears he's given this channel to some other wigger, but a lot of his shitty "music" is still on there.<br />
**{{yt|c|@crazedhgreatesthits3762|"Crazed H Greatest Hits"}} more of his crappy wigger music.<br />
**{{yt|u|BoneThugsSpeculation}} - An ancient and obscure [[sock]] of his<br />
*https://chillspot1.com/user/CHADbTHUGGIN - Hayven's old ass chillspot1 channel (formerly known as uploadsociety)<br />
*{{twitter|havenmoniker}} - Inactive [[Twitter]] account from when he was a wigger rapper, last used in 2020.<br />
*{{facebook|HavenHinchmanX}} His Facebook<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 18th 1989, {{age|1989|1|18}} years old}} <br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Huntington, [[West Virginia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Wigger]], suspected [[Mexican]] and likely [[kike|crypto-jew]] [[larpers|larping]] as a [[nazi]].}} <br />
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]</small>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedobear|Pedo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Chad, Anderson Henderson, Hayven, Haven, CT}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|full time Paint Huffer, Youtube Streamer, Lolcow, E-Begger, Attention Whore , Pedophile, Stalker, [[Wannabe]] Actor but really just a [[Sociopath]]}}<br />
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'''Hayven''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Steven Haven Bellow''') also known as [[Bender|Anderson Henderson]] is a middle aged former [[Skype]] [[Grooming|groomer]], [[Inhalants|paint huffer]] in [[denial]], [[wigger]] [[youtube]] streamer, [[E-Begging|E-Beggar]] and [[nigger]] lover from Huntington [[West Virginia]] who is known among skype and shit tier youtube streamer circles. On Youtube, he claims that he is just "acting" and that he is an "[[actor]]" but this couldn't be further from the truth because if he was actually an actor as he claims, he would be somebody well known by the masses, but in reality he is just trying to pacify the minds of his youtube peers who are starting to realize what a freakshow he is, and discredit those who are already aware.<br />
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He is a massively [[unfunny]] [[attention whore]] and [[Fail|fail troll]] who was driven away from Skype in [[2020]] for grooming and pretty much [[kidnapping]] an [[Jailbait|underage girl]] [[16-year-old girl|half his age]] whom he bestowed with gifts of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]], [[heroin]], [[meth]] and [[weed]], there was also mutual [[domestic violence]] and associated [[drama]] including getting [[pregnant]] by him and having to [[abort]] it, <b>[[Foetus soup|FETUS BALEETUS]]</b>. She also [[cheated]] on him with [[truckers]] whom she was [[Prostitution|prostituting]] herself to at a truckstop and also met a skype using truck driver in a [[Burger King]] parking lot and [[Blowjob|sucked him off]] in his truck for a whopper. needless to say, their relationship was turbulant and short lived, the girl was also a [[Literally|massive]] fuckin retard and got arrested and [[Jail|jailed]] for trying to grope a [[cop]] (she tried to cop a feel) while being arrested for a public disturbance which lead to her being jailed for 6 months, needless to say after all of this, her [[father|daddy]] was pissed and the relationship was ended with her returning to her family.<br />
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[[Last Thursday|In his earlier years]], this tryhard and failhard started out as a failtroll, then he went on to be a sucky wannabe rapper, [[Waste|spent]] years of his life attention whoring on skype with a [[nigger]] and being a full blown [[faggot]] [[Junkie|wastoid]], He also used to [[Inhalants|huff paint]] constantly all the way through the 2010s but seemingly has quit and has been attempting to cover it up ever since and will lie and [[Denial|deny]] it if you happen to bring it up as he now regrets his years of huffage.<br />
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After he was driven off skype in the grand old year of 2020 for being a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|huge nigger]] he turned to sucky youtube streaming and getting [[Swatting|swatted]] [[for the Lulz]] resulting in [[cops]] pointing [[Shotgun|mossbergs]] at his head while laying on the ground, he uploaded videos on a daily or weekly basis in which he was often butthurt about police, his [[neighbours]] or just freaking out in public spaces for no real reason at all. He is an extreme [[narcissist]] who [[Retard|thinks he's famous]] and will scream [[No one likes you|"I'M ANDERSON HENDERSON BITCH"]] at you even if you're a cop because his [[ego]] and [[e-penis]] are inflatable and he [[Delusional|genuinely thinks he's likeable and popular]]. With all of that being said, he ALWAYS plays the [[Victimhood Industry|victim]], he has decieved many [[Morons|gullible individuals]] into believing him, but [[Intellectual|those of us who aren't gullible]] know what a [[lame]] [[Piece of shit|piece of shit]] he is. During his youtube streams he would [[Fake News|fake a lot of shit]] to [[Jewgold|collect money]] from retards like claiming to have terminal diseases like [[AIDS]], he'd set up fake fights with other streamers that would never happen (because he's a [[coward]] and a weakling), [[Do it faggot|faking his death]], and claim other people were [[stalking]] him for weeks as an [[No one cares|attempt]] to garner [[sympathy]], he also often [[Lies|exagerrates]] or makes up complete [[bullshit]] to get more views on his channels. He also apparently fakes being mentally ill to get free money from the gubmint like a literal nigger, which would also explain why his wigger rap title was "Crazed H" and much of his cringe inducing wigger ear rape can still be found on the tubes. Intelligent individuals who are aware of his pitiful existence consider this enormous faggot to be nothing but a [[bum]].<br />
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== Hayven being Anti-Lulz ==<br />
Hayven was an [[Enemies of the Lulz|enemy of the lulz]] in the events of the wrangling of [[7ols|7OLS]] (during the [[2010s]]) where he would try to distract Tim from the rest of skype by bogarting him (by means of private calling him while he was in group calls) and subjecting poor Timmy to "lolcow parasitic symbiosis", feeding off his retardation by being a tard-hogging attention-whore and preventing him from being in the lulzy skype groups where the [[lolcow]] cultural oddity 7OLS thrived on his own self-made lulz and the resulting hysterical laughter of others; essentially making Hayven an enemy of the lulz and likely making 7OLS even more retarded and socially stunted with his malignant presence. Hayven was hated by all the trolls involved, although not by Tim himself (surprisingly) as Tim is too retarded to even possess much of a concept of hatred.<br />
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== Vice News Cameo ==<br />
He was featured in a 5 second segment on some [[VICE|Vice News]] video that [[Shit no one cares about|no-one fucking cares about]] which he was extremely [[butthurt]] about and making [[Empty threat|empty threats]] to sue Vice over. <br />
<youtube>gPUwKGN4kF0</youtube>'''Hayven on Vice News'''<br />
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== 2022 Arrest ==<br />
{{quote|Steve Haven Bellow, 33, was jailed at 4:25 p.m. [[Thursday]]. Authorities in Cabell County charged him with stalking. Authorities in Wayne County charged him on a warrant. Bond was set at $3,000 cash only.}}<br />
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On March 17th, 2022, Hayven got [[v&|arrested]] for [[Pedo|stalking a 12-year-old]]. His bail was set at $3000, [[Poorfag|which he couldn't afford to pay because he's a broke-ass bitch]]. This resulted in his ass being sent to [[jail]] for some good ol' [[Rape|anal play]] from [[niggers|the people he wants to be a part of]]. <br />
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[[WTF|He was later released]] on April 10, 2022; with his biggest fanboy (and likely gay lover) [[Nigger|Noodles]] paying his bail.<br />
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== Committed to a Mental Hospital, Nov/Dec 2022 ==<br />
<youtube>9rwKzsHs0Tc</youtube><br />
not much information is known around his little visit to the loony bin, other than he has been served a 5150. This video contains audio from a phonecall in which he speaks about his <s>current</s> situation, <s>It is likely he will not be leaving his true home anytime soon.</s> <b>NOPE HE GOT RELEASED 16th DECEMBER 2022</b><br />
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== Hayven comes out of the closet as an antisemite, June 2023 ==<br />
[[File:Hayvennazi.png|thumb|right| all the more reason to call him a kike!]]<br />
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[[File:Hayvenantisemitic.mp4|300px|thumb|center| אוי ואבוי קוּקִיצָה]]<br />
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bruh, you dropped your tard card.<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
{{cg|'''Hayven Images'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:Young hayven.jpeg|Hayven in his younger years<br />
File:Huffinhayven.jpg|Send this to him for massive [[lulz]]<br />
File:Processedhayven.jpeg|the face he makes when he fucks underage [[fat chicks]]<br />
File:Hayvenjew.png|[[Jewish|Superior]] Hayven from an alternate universe<br />
File:Hayvenexlog.png|His [[fatass]] ex [[Shit|dropping a log]] while using his Skype account<br />
File:HayvenJD.jpg|a virtue signalling hayven pretending to chug jack daniels, which is actually just coca cola in a jack daniels bottle.<br />
File:Hayvenweenie.png|Here he is claiming to be [[Black dick hoax|long dong silver]], [[Contradiction|yet his usage of the word "weenie" to refer to his own cock contradicts this entire claim.]]<br />
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== Videos & Archived Videos ==<br />
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|[[File:Hayven beats minorities with his penus.mp4]]<br>'''Hayven being an [[internet tough guy]] and discussing how he beats up [[Niggers|minorities]] with his [[Micropenis|penis]]'''<br />
|[[File:Andersonhendersonhalloweenpedo.mp4]]<br>'''Baleeted video that he removed shortly after uploading it, gives off real pedo vibes and to some degree admission of guilt. dumbass probably didn't expect anyone to yoink it'''<br />
|[[File:Hayvenrage.mov]]<br>''' butthurt Hayven getting IRL trolled by a fat girl'''<br />
|[[File:Fatal Scriptures Pistol to the Head Crazed H.mp4]]<br>''' His Latest wigger rap track circa 2023, notice his newly acquired [[obesity]], the shitty greenscreen [[Prison Rape|and desire to be fucked in the ass.]]<br />
|[[File:Anderson_slow_burn_Henderson_1080p.mp4]]<br>'''Anderson "Slowburn" Henderson<br />
|<youtube>nZLjnMr5bBk</youtube>'''Bad boy Hayven arrested for stalking'''<br />
|<youtube>RATgCf545wA</youtube>'''Screaming at cops'''<br />
|<youtube>288cSd1_SFw</youtube>'''Screaming at his neighbors'''<br />
|<youtube>u2totM4F9cU</youtube>'''Screaming at a humble [[Elderly|old]] security guard'''<br />
|<youtube>ka43lCU9cng</youtube>'''His cringe-inducing wigger rap music video'''<br />
|<youtube>4RJjbTPvUxs</youtube>'''Anderson Henderson's [[Enemy|Mortal Enemy]], [[Jew|Melting John]]<br />
|<youtube>QEoLEQGPrQM</youtube>'''[[Lolwut|Melting John]] reacting to a butthurt video Hayven made about him.<br />
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|[[File:Crazed H One More Chance Wingedstar Apology Video 2023 1080p.mp4]]<br />
|[[File:Anderson Henderson - I found a penis in my food 480p.mp4]]}}<br />
[[File:Chad AKA ANDERSON HENDERSON has never been cool.mp4|thumb|Once a faggot, always a faggot]]<br />
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== More Videos ==<br />
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|<youtube>f3mcnCmzr_4</youtube>'''<b>Pedo Confirmed</b><br />
|<youtube>RD6dW-fDb78</youtube>''' A solid 30 minutes of Hayven getting ridiculed by "the BOYT" (bottom of youtube)<br />
|<youtube>NLG9_6OY7uM</youtube>'''Hayven claims pedophiles invented [[halloween]], his creepy pedo vibes are strong in this one. <b>BALEETED</B><br />
|<youtube>85S2uGy59gk</youtube>'''Hayven getting trolled on livestream<br />
|<youtube>uKS3JLx_tOU</youtube>'''Whining about being bullied about his eyebrows claiming it's racism with a dash of anti-semitism on the side<br />
|<youtube>QQTflOhEEQQ</youtube>'''Leaked Sex footage<br />
|<youtube>uNqIRAUowe0</youtube>'''Tinfoil hat wearer'''<br />
|<youtube>oMPNGmGsm2A</youtube>'''Another example of his attention whoring'''<br />
|<youtube>b3ntw9A8t4A</youtube>'''Obviously too good to be true<br />
|<youtube>c4bhr8PorXk</youtube>'''Hayven stalking the streets '''<br />
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|<youtube>GwaAMfmKG_0</youtube>'''Hayven trying to fuck a crack addled nigger'''<br />
|<youtube>kgdO8NF3O-U</youtube>'''Lulzy remix<br />
|<youtube>y8MhnzeMaY4</youtube>'''Ain't nothin but a wigger<br />
|<youtube>IF2QaAmaZ8g</youtube>'''Extremely cringey lost wigger rap track, [[condom|be sure to double wrap your ears]]<br />
|<youtube>TdzuzIcwa2w</youtube>'''Ancient video of hayven as a butthurt child<br />
|<youtube>NPbLgeQ__fg</youtube>'''Ancient rant video from when he looked like the villain from the third karate kid.<br />
|<youtube>zbKXkeq3efw</youtube>'''Pink eye, stink eye<br />
|<youtube>6t_tYEBTO0M</youtube>'''More of his lost wigger [[Ear Rape|ear rape]]<br />
|<youtube>hkzwHnb-2-I</youtube>'''A video documenting how this faggot goes through youtube channels like women go through [[Tampon|tampons]].<br />
|<youtube>zu8l7C7KzKI</youtube>'''Video discussing his antics during 2020<br />
|<youtube>NhhHdROlCq8</youtube>'''Lost Audio with an extra helping of mockery<br />
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|<youtube>DRDe9R6FuU8</youtube><br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[7ols]] - A retarded piss bottle collecting Lolcow whom he coexisted with in the golden years of Skype.<br />
*[[Attention whore]]<br />
*[[Internet tough guy]]<br />
*[[Wigger]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*{yt|@SteveHavenDirector] '''2025''' his latest channel<br />
*[https://arre.st/WV-1005359736/] 2022 Arrest<br />
*[https://arre.st/WV-1005400792/] 2023 Arrested again.<br />
*[https://archive.org/details/StevenCHavenFromHuntingtonWestVirginia Meet Steven C. Haven From Huntington, West Virginia] - [[TL;DW|14-minute video]] exposing the faggot<br />
*{{yt|@TheAndersonHendersonProgram|The Anderson Henderson Program}} Current channel as of 2024.<br />
*<s>{{yt|@AndersonHenderson-uq5id|Anderson Henderson}}</s> <b>BALEETED</b> The faggot is back once more.<br />
*<s>https://www.youtube.com/@felineputin8001 NEWEST CHANNEL, NO LONGER ANDERSON HENDERSON</s> <b>BALEETED</b><br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCzsHDsBO_QloZlOj_sgsdCg|Anderson Henderson}} New Channel. </s> <b> BALEETED YET AGAIN </b><br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCVnto9XMpRty59gRejwWTUw|Anderson Henderson Forever}} - Current [[YouTube]] channel.</s> <b>BALEETED</b><br />
*{{yt|c|UCswR8qYt4k6PomvfgEQk1wg|Anderson Henderson}} - Previous main channel.<br />
**<s>{{yt|c|UCIvf4WLT_XWRVttRBNw6p-w}}</s> '''Baleeted.'''<br />
**{{yt|c|UC5tbrYOSKvmG1i01OWvbmLw|Crazed H}} - <s>His wigger rap channel</s> not anymore as it appears he's given this channel to some other wigger, but a lot of his shitty "music" is still on there.<br />
**{{yt|c|@crazedhgreatesthits3762|"Crazed H Greatest Hits"}} more of his crappy wigger music.<br />
**{{yt|u|BoneThugsSpeculation}} - An ancient and obscure [[sock]] of his<br />
*https://chillspot1.com/user/CHADbTHUGGIN - Hayven's old ass chillspot1 channel (formerly known as uploadsociety)<br />
*{{twitter|havenmoniker}} - Inactive [[Twitter]] account from when he was a wigger rapper, last used in 2020.<br />
*{{facebook|HavenHinchmanX}} His Facebook<br />
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[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hayven&diff=1919883Hayven2025-04-30T01:05:01Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* External links */</p>
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 18th 1989, {{age|1989|1|18}} years old}} <br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Huntington, [[West Virginia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Wigger]], suspected [[Mexican]] and likely [[kike|crypto-jew]] [[larpers|larping]] as a [[nazi]].}} <br />
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]</small>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedobear|Pedo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Chad, Anderson Henderson, Hayven, Haven, CT}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|full time Paint Huffer, Youtube Streamer, Lolcow, E-Begger, Attention Whore , Pedophile, Stalker, [[Wannabe]] Actor but really just a [[Sociopath]]}}<br />
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'''Hayven''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Steven Haven Bellow''') also known as [[Bender|Anderson Henderson]] is a middle aged former [[Skype]] [[Grooming|groomer]], [[Inhalants|paint huffer]] in [[denial]], [[wigger]] [[youtube]] streamer, [[E-Begging|E-Beggar]] and [[nigger]] lover from Huntington [[West Virginia]] who is known among skype and shit tier youtube streamer circles. On Youtube, he claims that he is just "acting" and that he is an "[[actor]]" but this couldn't be further from the truth because if he was actually an actor as he claims, he would be somebody well known by the masses, but in reality he is just trying to pacify the minds of his youtube peers who are starting to realize what a freakshow he is, and discredit those who are already aware.<br />
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He is a massively [[unfunny]] [[attention whore]] and [[Fail|fail troll]] who was driven away from Skype in [[2020]] for grooming and pretty much [[kidnapping]] an [[Jailbait|underage girl]] [[16-year-old girl|half his age]] whom he bestowed with gifts of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]], [[heroin]], [[meth]] and [[weed]], there was also mutual [[domestic violence]] and associated [[drama]] including getting [[pregnant]] by him and having to [[abort]] it, <b>[[Foetus soup|FETUS BALEETUS]]</b>. She also [[cheated]] on him with [[truckers]] whom she was [[Prostitution|prostituting]] herself to at a truckstop and also met a skype using truck driver in a [[Burger King]] parking lot and [[Blowjob|sucked him off]] in his truck for a whopper. needless to say, their relationship was turbulant and short lived, the girl was also a [[Literally|massive]] fuckin retard and got arrested and [[Jail|jailed]] for trying to grope a [[cop]] (she tried to cop a feel) while being arrested for a public disturbance which lead to her being jailed for 6 months, needless to say after all of this, her [[father|daddy]] was pissed and the relationship was ended with her returning to her family.<br />
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[[Last Thursday|In his earlier years]], this tryhard and failhard started out as a failtroll, then he went on to be a sucky wannabe rapper, [[Waste|spent]] years of his life attention whoring on skype with a [[nigger]] and being a full blown [[faggot]] [[Junkie|wastoid]], He also used to [[Inhalants|huff paint]] constantly all the way through the 2010s but seemingly has quit and has been attempting to cover it up ever since and will lie and [[Denial|deny]] it if you happen to bring it up as he now regrets his years of huffage.<br />
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After he was driven off skype in the grand old year of 2020 for being a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|huge nigger]] he turned to sucky youtube streaming and getting [[Swatting|swatted]] [[for the Lulz]] resulting in [[cops]] pointing [[Shotgun|mossbergs]] at his head while laying on the ground, he uploaded videos on a daily or weekly basis in which he was often butthurt about police, his [[neighbours]] or just freaking out in public spaces for no real reason at all. He is an extreme [[narcissist]] who [[Retard|thinks he's famous]] and will scream [[No one likes you|"I'M ANDERSON HENDERSON BITCH"]] at you even if you're a cop because his [[ego]] and [[e-penis]] are inflatable and he [[Delusional|genuinely thinks he's likeable and popular]]. With all of that being said, he ALWAYS plays the [[Victimhood Industry|victim]], he has decieved many [[Morons|gullible individuals]] into believing him, but [[Intellectual|those of us who aren't gullible]] know what a [[lame]] [[Piece of shit|piece of shit]] he is. During his youtube streams he would [[Fake News|fake a lot of shit]] to [[Jewgold|collect money]] from retards like claiming to have terminal diseases like [[AIDS]], he'd set up fake fights with other streamers that would never happen (because he's a [[coward]] and a weakling), [[Do it faggot|faking his death]], and claim other people were [[stalking]] him for weeks as an [[No one cares|attempt]] to garner [[sympathy]], he also often [[Lies|exagerrates]] or makes up complete [[bullshit]] to get more views on his channels. He also apparently fakes being mentally ill to get free money from the gubmint like a literal nigger, which would also explain why his wigger rap title was "Crazed H" and much of his cringe inducing wigger ear rape can still be found on the tubes. Intelligent individuals who are aware of his pitiful existence consider this enormous faggot to be nothing but a [[bum]].<br />
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== Hayven being Anti-Lulz ==<br />
Hayven was an [[Enemies of the Lulz|enemy of the lulz]] in the events of the wrangling of [[7ols|7OLS]] (during the [[2010s]]) where he would try to distract Tim from the rest of skype by bogarting him (by means of private calling him while he was in group calls) and subjecting poor Timmy to "lolcow parasitic symbiosis", feeding off his retardation by being a tard-hogging attention-whore and preventing him from being in the lulzy skype groups where the [[lolcow]] cultural oddity 7OLS thrived on his own self-made lulz and the resulting hysterical laughter of others; essentially making Hayven an enemy of the lulz and likely making 7OLS even more retarded and socially stunted with his malignant presence. Hayven was hated by all the trolls involved, although not by Tim himself (surprisingly) as Tim is too retarded to even possess much of a concept of hatred.<br />
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== Vice News Cameo ==<br />
He was featured in a 5 second segment on some [[VICE|Vice News]] video that [[Shit no one cares about|no-one fucking cares about]] which he was extremely [[butthurt]] about and making [[Empty threat|empty threats]] to sue Vice over. <br />
<youtube>gPUwKGN4kF0</youtube>'''Hayven on Vice News'''<br />
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== 2022 Arrest ==<br />
{{quote|Steve Haven Bellow, 33, was jailed at 4:25 p.m. [[Thursday]]. Authorities in Cabell County charged him with stalking. Authorities in Wayne County charged him on a warrant. Bond was set at $3,000 cash only.}}<br />
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On March 17th, 2022, Hayven got [[v&|arrested]] for [[Pedo|stalking a 12-year-old]]. His bail was set at $3000, [[Poorfag|which he couldn't afford to pay because he's a broke-ass bitch]]. This resulted in his ass being sent to [[jail]] for some good ol' [[Rape|anal play]] from [[niggers|the people he wants to be a part of]]. <br />
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[[WTF|He was later released]] on April 10, 2022; with his biggest fanboy (and likely gay lover) [[Nigger|Noodles]] paying his bail.<br />
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== Committed to a Mental Hospital, Nov/Dec 2022 ==<br />
<youtube>9rwKzsHs0Tc</youtube><br />
not much information is known around his little visit to the loony bin, other than he has been served a 5150. This video contains audio from a phonecall in which he speaks about his <s>current</s> situation, <s>It is likely he will not be leaving his true home anytime soon.</s> <b>NOPE HE GOT RELEASED 16th DECEMBER 2022</b><br />
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== Hayven comes out of the closet as an antisemite, June 2023 ==<br />
[[File:Hayvennazi.png|thumb|right| all the more reason to call him a kike!]]<br />
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[[File:Hayvenantisemitic.mp4|300px|thumb|center| אוי ואבוי קוּקִיצָה]]<br />
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bruh, you dropped your tard card.<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
{{cg|'''Hayven Images'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:Young hayven.jpeg|Hayven in his younger years<br />
File:Huffinhayven.jpg|Send this to him for massive [[lulz]]<br />
File:Processedhayven.jpeg|the face he makes when he fucks underage [[fat chicks]]<br />
File:Hayvenjew.png|[[Jewish|Superior]] Hayven from an alternate universe<br />
File:Hayvenexlog.png|His [[fatass]] ex [[Shit|dropping a log]] while using his Skype account<br />
File:HayvenJD.jpg|a virtue signalling hayven pretending to chug jack daniels, which is actually just coca cola in a jack daniels bottle.<br />
File:Hayvenweenie.png|Here he is claiming to be [[Black dick hoax|long dong silver]], [[Contradiction|yet his usage of the word "weenie" to refer to his own cock contradicts this entire claim.]]<br />
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== Videos & Archived Videos ==<br />
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|[[File:Hayven beats minorities with his penus.mp4]]<br>'''Hayven being an [[internet tough guy]] and discussing how he beats up [[Niggers|minorities]] with his [[Micropenis|penis]]'''<br />
|[[File:Andersonhendersonhalloweenpedo.mp4]]<br>'''Baleeted video that he removed shortly after uploading it, gives off real pedo vibes and to some degree admission of guilt. dumbass probably didn't expect anyone to yoink it'''<br />
|[[File:Hayvenrage.mov]]<br>''' butthurt Hayven getting IRL trolled by a fat girl'''<br />
|[[File:Fatal Scriptures Pistol to the Head Crazed H.mp4]]<br>''' His Latest wigger rap track circa 2023, notice his newly acquired [[obesity]], the shitty greenscreen [[Prison Rape|and desire to be fucked in the ass.]]<br />
|[[File:Anderson_slow_burn_Henderson_1080p.mp4]]<br>'''Anderson "Slowburn" Henderson<br />
|<youtube>nZLjnMr5bBk</youtube>'''Bad boy Hayven arrested for stalking'''<br />
|<youtube>RATgCf545wA</youtube>'''Screaming at cops'''<br />
|<youtube>288cSd1_SFw</youtube>'''Screaming at his neighbors'''<br />
|<youtube>u2totM4F9cU</youtube>'''Screaming at a humble [[Elderly|old]] security guard'''<br />
|<youtube>ka43lCU9cng</youtube>'''His cringe-inducing wigger rap music video'''<br />
|<youtube>4RJjbTPvUxs</youtube>'''Anderson Henderson's [[Enemy|Mortal Enemy]], [[Jew|Melting John]]<br />
|<youtube>QEoLEQGPrQM</youtube>'''[[Lolwut|Melting John]] reacting to a butthurt video Hayven made about him.<br />
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|[[File:Crazed H One More Chance Wingedstar Apology Video 2023 1080p.mp4]]<br />
|[[File:Anderson Henderson - I found a penis in my food 480p.mp4]]}}<br />
[[File:Chad AKA ANDERSON HENDERSON has never been cool.mp4|thumb|Once a faggot, always a faggot]]<br />
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== More Videos ==<br />
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|<youtube>f3mcnCmzr_4</youtube>'''<b>Pedo Confirmed</b><br />
|<youtube>RD6dW-fDb78</youtube>''' A solid 30 minutes of Hayven getting ridiculed by "the BOYT" (bottom of youtube)<br />
|<youtube>NLG9_6OY7uM</youtube>'''Hayven claims pedophiles invented [[halloween]], his creepy pedo vibes are strong in this one. <b>BALEETED</B><br />
|<youtube>85S2uGy59gk</youtube>'''Hayven getting trolled on livestream<br />
|<youtube>uKS3JLx_tOU</youtube>'''Whining about being bullied about his eyebrows claiming it's racism with a dash of anti-semitism on the side<br />
|<youtube>QQTflOhEEQQ</youtube>'''Leaked Sex footage<br />
|<youtube>uNqIRAUowe0</youtube>'''Tinfoil hat wearer'''<br />
|<youtube>oMPNGmGsm2A</youtube>'''Another example of his attention whoring'''<br />
|<youtube>b3ntw9A8t4A</youtube>'''Obviously too good to be true<br />
|<youtube>c4bhr8PorXk</youtube>'''Hayven stalking the streets '''<br />
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|<youtube>GwaAMfmKG_0</youtube>'''Hayven trying to fuck a crack addled nigger'''<br />
|<youtube>kgdO8NF3O-U</youtube>'''Lulzy remix<br />
|<youtube>y8MhnzeMaY4</youtube>'''Ain't nothin but a wigger<br />
|<youtube>IF2QaAmaZ8g</youtube>'''Extremely cringey lost wigger rap track, [[condom|be sure to double wrap your ears]]<br />
|<youtube>TdzuzIcwa2w</youtube>'''Ancient video of hayven as a butthurt child<br />
|<youtube>NPbLgeQ__fg</youtube>'''Ancient rant video from when he looked like the villain from the third karate kid.<br />
|<youtube>zbKXkeq3efw</youtube>'''Pink eye, stink eye<br />
|<youtube>6t_tYEBTO0M</youtube>'''More of his lost wigger [[Ear Rape|ear rape]]<br />
|<youtube>hkzwHnb-2-I</youtube>'''A video documenting how this faggot goes through youtube channels like women go through [[Tampon|tampons]].<br />
|<youtube>zu8l7C7KzKI</youtube>'''Video discussing his antics during 2020<br />
|<youtube>NhhHdROlCq8</youtube>'''Lost Audio with an extra helping of mockery<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[7ols]] - A retarded piss bottle collecting Lolcow whom he coexisted with in the golden years of Skype.<br />
*[[Attention whore]]<br />
*[[Internet tough guy]]<br />
*[[Wigger]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[yt|@SteveHavenDirector] '''2025''' his latest channel<br />
*[https://arre.st/WV-1005359736/] 2022 Arrest<br />
*[https://arre.st/WV-1005400792/] 2023 Arrested again.<br />
*[https://archive.org/details/StevenCHavenFromHuntingtonWestVirginia Meet Steven C. Haven From Huntington, West Virginia] - [[TL;DW|14-minute video]] exposing the faggot<br />
*{{yt|@TheAndersonHendersonProgram|The Anderson Henderson Program}} Current channel as of 2024.<br />
*<s>{{yt|@AndersonHenderson-uq5id|Anderson Henderson}}</s> <b>BALEETED</b> The faggot is back once more.<br />
*<s>https://www.youtube.com/@felineputin8001 NEWEST CHANNEL, NO LONGER ANDERSON HENDERSON</s> <b>BALEETED</b><br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCzsHDsBO_QloZlOj_sgsdCg|Anderson Henderson}} New Channel. </s> <b> BALEETED YET AGAIN </b><br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCVnto9XMpRty59gRejwWTUw|Anderson Henderson Forever}} - Current [[YouTube]] channel.</s> <b>BALEETED</b><br />
*{{yt|c|UCswR8qYt4k6PomvfgEQk1wg|Anderson Henderson}} - Previous main channel.<br />
**<s>{{yt|c|UCIvf4WLT_XWRVttRBNw6p-w}}</s> '''Baleeted.'''<br />
**{{yt|c|UC5tbrYOSKvmG1i01OWvbmLw|Crazed H}} - <s>His wigger rap channel</s> not anymore as it appears he's given this channel to some other wigger, but a lot of his shitty "music" is still on there.<br />
**{{yt|c|@crazedhgreatesthits3762|"Crazed H Greatest Hits"}} more of his crappy wigger music.<br />
**{{yt|u|BoneThugsSpeculation}} - An ancient and obscure [[sock]] of his<br />
*https://chillspot1.com/user/CHADbTHUGGIN - Hayven's old ass chillspot1 channel (formerly known as uploadsociety)<br />
*{{twitter|havenmoniker}} - Inactive [[Twitter]] account from when he was a wigger rapper, last used in 2020.<br />
*{{facebook|HavenHinchmanX}} His Facebook<br />
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[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=7ols&diff=19198297ols2025-04-29T19:40:29Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Gallery */</p>
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[[File:earthwormtim.jpg|thumb|250px|[[LOL|Earthworm Tim]], [[WTF|Part boy part earthworm]].]]<br />
[[File:timrench.png|thumb|250px|[[Dying alone|Poor Timmy..]]]]<br />
[[File:7ols.png|thumb|250px|Puzzle globe logo|HAHA!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!! - famous quote of the butthurt bitch himself]]<br />
[[File:7olsl0l.png|thumb|250px|[[Virgin with rage|Although he has never scored]] that won't dissuade him from [[Failing|trying]] if you are a [[Chick]] ]]<br />
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'''7OLS''', or '''[[powerword|Timothy Kade Rench]]''' Spawned into the world on May 10th 1996 making him {{age|1996|5|10}} years old, Is the result of generations of [[inbred|inbreeding]] among his [[americunt]] genepool. he is a delusional [[fucktard]] who represents the 7OLS gospel "gang" (stands for 7 OF LEAKING SHITS, due to his [[Jenkem]] huffin' tendancies) even though this kid isn't a real gangster and is just some [[white trash]] [[mongoloid]] from the trailer park . He is an [[adderall]] addicted autistic mountain dew can collector who pisses in bottles and stashes them under his bed. He has a YouTube channel also called 7OLS. He tries to [[troll]] people on Skype under the name gingerkiller99, but [[FAIL|fails every time]]. [[lie|He claims to have a life outside]] of the [[internet]], but his [[autism]] makes it impossible. He speaks in a voice like that of a [[Nigger]] yet he's as pastey and white as they come, and he used to claim to be 19 when his [[Facebook]] profile said he's [[13 year old boy|only 15]]. He thinks he is a [[Nigger|rapper]] and refuses to listen to [[Fat Larry's Band|good music]]. He is [[obsessed]] with the [[Christfag|bible]], mainly [[Greeks|Corinthians 11]], [[Romans|Romans 1:16]] and [[Hebrew|Hebrews 10]]. Any attempts to talk to this weird alien have failed as it refuses to listen. He doesn't understand that he's a [[potato]], and a complete grade A fucking [[moron]]. His favourite catchphrase is "7/11 on the dot, Thank you come again" which he chants in a [[Paki]] accent. He believes [[North Korea]] caused [[9/11]]. He [[Bullshit|claims]] to [[Smoke Weed Everyday|smoke weed]] and thinks he's the second incarnation of [[Jesus]]. He also wets his bed and has been known for pissing his pants in public while being caught by the cops when spraypainting his local [[mall]]. This birthchild of Beavis and Butthead we have here known as Tim is a [[Kill It With Fire|soulless creature]] kept alive by the force of his [[virginity]], it will repell any and all [[chicks]] in a 30 mile radius and will disturb bystanders who spot his pencil thin [[Pedostache|pedophile mustache]] and hear the grotesque autismal laughter (similar to a foghorn) that is emitted at a loud volume as he proceeds to rap out tone deaf "flows". Whenever he isn't making weird [[whale]] noises he can be found at his nearest [[atheist]] [[convention]] [[pretend|pretending]] to not care about [[God]]. He is seemingly a [[redneck]]. The only things important to him are his stupid retard gang, [[Lolwut|parathetical situations and documentation]], [[jenkem]], [[Mountain Dew]] and telling people they don't know what they're talking about. He is the next big [[Chris-Chan]]-esque mongoloid autist [[lolcow]] of the internet. I HAVE SEEN ABORTED FETUSES COMING OUT LOOKING BETTER THAN THIS FAGNOZZLE. It is also a well known fact that Tim is a compulsive molester of [[Kittens]] and will drink your piss for a [[dollar]], every night he appears on skype people flock to troll him and endless waves of his reprobate [[whiteknight]] buddies who rush to gain a place in his so called "gang" all of whom likewise to Tim do not know their arse from their elbow because they are so mentally challenged. Nice [[Acne]] Tim. Tim's now deceased father was a [[Clown|Juggalo]] known as [[Juggalo|Joedy G. Legault]] whom went out one night for a [[Cigarettes|pack of smokes]] when Timmy was a smol boi never to return and subsequently and conveniently for him died <s>of [[cancer]]</s> from being a [[Junkie|full blown crackhead, heroin addict and alcoholic]]. once Timmy was all grown up, his smother mother (definitely a one night stand) is known as [[Whore|Patricia Tara Rench]] and she is [[Oppression|known to keep Tim like a prisoner in his own home denying him access to the internet and chasing after him to wrangle him when he tries to run/skate away from home]] and basically being the antithesis of Tim, his arch-nemesis and likely the bane of his very retarded existence. also, any and all [[NIGGERS]] (yes black niggers) that try to get close to Tim are [[Enemies of the Lulz|ENEMIES OF THE LULZ]] and [[Lynching|should prevented from accosting him at all costs]]. <s>It is also known that Tim doesn't use a windows computer whenever he has access to a computer but rather [[an hero|an]] [[TheMacUser|crap apple imac desktop]]</s> <b> not anymore, now he has [[windows]] and [[Doesn't afraid of anything|doesn't afraid of anything]]</b>.<br />
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[[#]]FREEMYNIGGATIMRENCH2022<br />
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[[#]]7OLSGANGRELOADED<br />
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== 7OLS Gang ==<br />
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"Representing the 7OLS gang"<br />
{{quote|HA HA so, in this video I'm explaining what the 7OLS Gang is all about, and how I wanna get more people involved in our gang. You can't do any kind of hardcore drugs like crack, cocaine, meth..etc You have to have a YouTube channel, and you can't have any type of guns, and you have to drink mountain dew and do your first graffiti tag, and it has to be 7OLS related. Our colors are red and black. You have to wear baggy cloths. Anyone who wears skinny jeans, regular jeans or any type of cloths that I don't approve of then the guy or girl will be immediately and permanently disqualified from the gang, completely. You have to be 15+ to be apart of this gang. The 7OLS Gang isn't for kids. I was explaining how I'm returning to YouTube now, and I discussed a bunch of other things too. So, be sure to rate comment and subscribe to see a lot more videos from me. This is the 7OLS gang. Thanks for watching|Timothy Rench, Circa 2013/14 in his first ever although now <b>BALEETED</b> video}}<br />
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[[File:7ols gang rap.mp4|800px|frameless|center]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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Some of his weird YouTube shit can be found here:<br />
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|<youtube>bkirUUdM2_A</youtube><br> Rare reupload of one of his original videos<br />
|<youtube>jOsKXlIdlyw</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>UwuXkQsnDnI</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>zWjqf3Co0O4</youtube><br>'''Tim Rench in disguise<br />
|<youtube>f-OUA3pqbtw</youtube><br>'''mysteriously he reuploaded one of his old videos in 2020'''<br />
|<youtube>o3PgWoEgIKY</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>mHFinCh8pNg</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>tJiSvYz1IXM</youtube><br><br />
|<youtube>5bON9r6oCLM</youtube>'''Cue the butthurt music guys! "WHO YOU KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"'''<br />
|<youtube>bWsLz3sG8MY</youtube><br>'''The Music he is known for playing full volume when he's butthurt<br />
}}|border=#D7CBFF|background=#D7CBFF}}</center><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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{{cg|'''7lols'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:7OLS.jpg|[[Lolwut|WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PARATHETICAL SITUATIONS AND DOCUMENTATIONS? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE]]<br />
Image:Autismcard.jpg|Tim Rench has [[Special Education|Special Needs]] and a [[retard|get out of jail free card]] which he uses to his advantage by doing [[shit]] [[faggot|graffiti]]<br />
Image:7OLS cornholio.jpg|Tim Rench the great cornholio, Nice spongebob poster you faggot child]<br />
Image:7OLS1.jpg| <br />
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Image:7ols 2.jpg| <br />
Image:7ols3.jpg| thug lyf chose tim coz his piss collections grim]<br />
Image:7olswaifudesu.jpg|<br />
Image:Bawlz.jpg| So i herd u leik bawlz tim, u gay son?<br />
Image:7olsmeds.jpg| Looks like [[Downie|Ike-tard]] knows the score.<br />
Image:7olsmarlbolo.png| He even has his own mispronounced brand of smokes.<br />
Image:7olsfag.png|prison would love him<br />
Image:7olsmongolism.jpg|a genuine scientific specimen of a [[mongoloid]] [[idiot]]<br />
Image:7olstardrage.jpg|a dated image of Tim expressing [[tard rage]]<br />
Image:7ols2023.png|Tim Rench during his brief return to the internet in January [[2023]]<br />
Image:7ols2023_2.png|<br />
Image:7olspisscollection.jpeg<br />
Image:7olsmascot1.png|the post that made 7OLS the unofficial mascot of [[711chan|711Chan]].<br />
Image:7olsmascot2.png|<br />
Image:7olsanpanman.png|an image of Tim cosplaying as Anpanman made after a handicapped Japanese man pointed out the resemblance.<br />
Image:7OLS_and_KJ-52!.jpg| Tim with one of his favorite rappers, KJ-52<br />
Image:7OLS_and_KJ-52_again.jpg| NEVER go full retard<br />
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==The Piss Bottle Collection==<br />
[[File:Tim rench piss bottle collection.png]]<br />
[[File:Timrenchpissbottlesold.jpeg|thumb|need i say more?]]<br />
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==2021 Onwards==<br />
[[File:Pissbottleman.png|thumb|"Is that a piss bottle Tim?"<br />
"[[Denial|UHHHHH NAH]]."]]<br />
[[File:Image 2021 01 14T03 25 11 680Z.png|thumb|Once again, we await your glorious return, ya fucking tard.]]<br />
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This is a brief personal account of events as he is still even today a largely unknown and massively underrated lolcow (was only really well known among [[Skype]] circles). Tim went scorched earth and presumably ghosted the internet around 2018 (confirmed as presumably due to the death of his father in 2018), although around that time, he attempted to run away from home, hiding out in his garden shed before running across his garden onto the street and proceeding to skateboard down the sidewalk, only for his psycho mom to appear in clear view while he was on camera right behind his shoulder to grab him when he least expected it (apparently the fat bitch is a fast enough runner to chase down and wrangle her tard son half way down their street on a skateboard), after this he wasn't seen or heard from again for a while. He was presumed MIA, but in January of 2021, he made a sudden but brief return to [[Skype]] like a mythical [[Cryptids|cryptid]], only to disappear once again as there wasn't enough lulz to keep him interested like there were back in those golden days of Skype yore. During his brief return to Skype, he mentioned that his mom doesn't let him on the internet at all anymore and he just sits at home on the couch staring at a wall or maybe watching [[MTV|tv]] and suffering from extreme boredom. as of 2022 he is or will be 26 years old.<br />
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*<b>January 2023</b> - Tim enrolled at a [[college]] to [[Student|study]] a [[Cooking By The Book|culinary course]] despite wanting to study to become a mechanic, the college he began attending provided him with a [[Windows]] laptop which he began struggling to learn how to use the operating system of as he has only been familiar with [[MAC OS]] his entire life. Tim did the right thing and figured out how to get back onto Skype for a couple of days where some Lulz were had with Tim (and his subsequent orbiters) who has now become after a [[Long|LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG]] internet haitus an enthusiast of the Lulz despite being the living embodiment of Lulz, the two days Tim had access to Skype were spent doing an activity he wanted to do which he suggested, making prank calls to his local [[711]] and other random businesses and toll free numbers. Although Tim was having more fun than he has had in the past half a decade or so and beginning to get into the swing of the internet once more having been reunited with old friends and foes alike (and then some), his Lulz entourage was short lived as his mom had now become aware of his newly acquired college laptop and promptly confiscated it, and thus he was gone once more just as quickly as he had returned. Following Tim's tragic denial of access, his closest online [[Trolls|friends, allies and associates]] or atleast those of whom were present for his two day internet escapade collectively agreed in unison what a big [[fatass]], [[dumbass]] [[Fucking idiot|fucking]] [[bitch]] his mom is; all the while mourning their loss once more.<br />
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*<b>July 2023</b><br />
Tim made a very brief return to the internet to announce that he has begun collecting his piss in bottles once more, tardspeed timmy!<br />
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*Tim became the unofficial mascot of 711chan after an anon made a post on the banner suggestions thread with a 711 get<br />
[[File:7olsmascot1.png|500px|thumb|center|historical [[GET]] ]] [[File:7olsmascot2.png|200px|thumb|right|The tard who made internet history.]]<br />
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A couple of 711chan anons then played a game of Tic Tac Toe on his forehead<br />
[[File:7OLSwinrar.png|300px|center]]<br />
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A small raid on a Jackbox streamer occured following this<br />
[[File:7olsgangstrikesagain.mp4|700px|thumb|center]]<br />
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==Facts==<br />
for [[Autists|those]] who find this article to be a [[tl;dr]] mess, this list of facts is for you.<br />
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*Tim apparently hates [[Gingers]] although his hatred remains unexpressed and the only reason this is known is from his Skype and former youtube username "Gingerkiller99".<br />
*Tim LOVES Energy Drinks, Monster, Bawls and especially Mountain Dew (if you can even really call that an energy drink).<br />
*Tim is the Epitome of a Wigger.<br />
*Tim has a fissured tongue that looks kinda like cracked sand flats or some shit and funnily enough, having a fissured tongue is unironically a symptom of [[Down's Syndrome|The Downs]].<br />
*For as long as Tim has had a presence on the Internet, It has been unknown what is actually wrong with Tim, all we know for sure is that he is retarded. <b>UPDATE</b> according to Timothy himself, he has "[[Autism|high functioning autism]]"<br />
*Tim is a poorfag but can somehow owns a Mac.<br />
*Tim's psychotic mom loves him dearly and would probably even suck his dick if it meant keeping him sheltered from the big bad internet.<br />
*Tim loves Niggers.<br />
*Tim is a full blown gay for Jesus [[Christfag]].<br />
*Many suspect Tim to most likely be an Autist, but they are probably retards themselves.<br />
*Tim once got catfished by a 13 year old boy pretending to be a chick, whom he flashed his pecker to resulting only in him being heavily ridiculed.<br />
*Tim has been known to frequent a health food store in Lansdale, PA called "Arnold's Way", a place he was (and still is) unable to [[STFU]] about as he became obsessed with Banana Splits and "Green Smoothies" that looked like raw sewage in a plastic cup, many cracked jokes and insinuated homosexual deviancy was taking place involving Tim at "Arnold's Way" (more like Arnolds gay amirite?).<br />
*Tim STILL lives with his mom.<br />
*Tim's mom is a whore and is just as retarded as Tim himself (understatement of the century).<br />
*Tim once punched his step-dad (named [[Trucker|Jeff]]) resulting in him getting bitchslapped.<br />
*Tim once punched his mom while she was driving the car like the true retard that he is, causing her to be extremely butthurt and likely distressed. He probably thought he was trolling her.<br />
*Tim doesn't have standards when it comes to the opposite gender.<br />
*Tim would fuck anything with a pussy.<br />
*[[Incest|Probably even his own mom]].<br />
*Tim is likely a rapist waiting to happen. (that's if it hasn't already happened)<br />
*Tim has a criminal record for doing stupid stuff, spray painting the King of Prussia mall definitively but other charges are unknown.<br />
*Tim could easily be lured back to the internet by the voice of a female on the phone, has been tried and tested.<br />
*Tim is probably a [[bisexual]] and doesn't even know it.<br />
*Tim is from Norristown, [[Pennsylvania|PA]].<br />
*Tim has always been and probably always will be a bitch boy.<br />
*Tim is somehow STILL in highschool at age 26, disclosed via phone call by the tard himself and apparently gets [[bullied]] there. (possibly Tim just reliving his school years in a boredom induced [[Delusion|daydream]] or some dumb shit like that)<br />
*[[Obvious troll|Tim claims he no longer collects cans and pisses in bottles]].<br />
*Tim's mom only lets him have a flip phone in [[Current Year]] because that's all she thinks he's worth.<br />
*Tim has a million sock accounts or as he calls them "flooder accounts" or "gang members" on youtube.<br />
*Mentioned previously above, [[LOLWUT?|Tim Rench believes that North Korea did 9/11]].<br />
*Tim is half [[mexican]], half [[Irish American]].<br />
*Tim thinks his mom is a [[chode]].<br />
*Tim expressed that he wishes to move out of his mom's place when he turns 30, good luck with that buddy<br />
*Tim has probably never heard of [[MS-13|MS13]] (confirmed btw)<br />
*Tim's [[ISP]] is [[Cisco]] and they block him from accessing [[Niggertits|certain websites]].<br />
*According to an [[Engrish|extremery]] retarded [[japanese]] manchild, Tim Rench IS [[An Hero|Anpanman]].<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Cum Collector]]<br />
*[[Hayven]]<br />
*[[Mountain Dew]]<br />
*[[711]]<br />
*[[Piss]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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*{{yt|u|mtndewman4000}}<br />
*{{yt|u|7OLS}}<br />
*{{facebook|timothy.rench}}<br />
*{{skype|Gingerkiller99}}<br />
*Outdated Dox - https://pastebin.com/5u1N3c7e<br />
*Whitepages Dox - https://www.whitepages.com/name/Timothy-Kade-Rench/Norristown-PA/Pkyp2G0bW8Z<br />
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[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:7OLS_and_KJ-52_again.jpg&diff=1919828File:7OLS and KJ-52 again.jpg2025-04-29T19:39:52Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
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<div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:7OLS_and_KJ-52!.jpg&diff=1919827File:7OLS and KJ-52!.jpg2025-04-29T19:37:27Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
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<div></div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Space_Station_13&diff=1918109Space Station 132025-04-08T08:52:43Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Paradise */</p>
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it (bonus points if they are a furfag). oh also, use a shard to cut a carrot and you can escape from the permabrig, use the shard to cut the grille too so you don't get electrofucked.<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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|<youtube>ND4npGhEZSg</youtube><center>'''The saga of Randy Sandy'''</center><br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] [[TempleOS|glownigger]] [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all <s>humans</s> non-human furfag beasts.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
*shoot or plant bombs next to tactically placed fuel tanks so that they explode in critical areas of the station.<br />
*throw molotovs at furfags and security.<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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{{gaming}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Space_Station_13&diff=1918108Space Station 132025-04-08T06:58:48Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Ways to troll servers */</p>
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it (bonus points if they are a furfag).<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] [[TempleOS|glownigger]] [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all <s>humans</s> non-human furfag beasts.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
*shoot or plant bombs next to tactically placed fuel tanks so that they explode in critical areas of the station.<br />
*throw molotovs at furfags and security.<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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{{gaming}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Space_Station_13&diff=1918107Space Station 132025-04-08T06:58:07Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Ways to troll servers */</p>
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it (bonus points if they are a furfag).<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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|<youtube>ND4npGhEZSg</youtube><center>'''The saga of Randy Sandy'''</center><br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] [[TempleOS|glownigger]] [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all <s>humans</s> non-human furfag beasts.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
*shoot or plant bombs next to tactically placed fuel tanks so that they explode in critical areas of the station.<br />
*throw molotovs at furfags and security<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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{{gaming}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Space_Station_13&diff=1918106Space Station 132025-04-08T06:56:06Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Ways to troll servers */</p>
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it (bonus points if they are a furfag).<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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|<youtube>ND4npGhEZSg</youtube><center>'''The saga of Randy Sandy'''</center><br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] [[TempleOS|glownigger]] [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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|<youtube>8NRdzG166Bs</youtube><center>'''Typical roguetown gameplay'''</center><br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all <s>humans</s> non-human furfag beasts.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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{{Mmoseries}}<br />
{{gaming}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Space_Station_13&diff=1918105Space Station 132025-04-08T06:53:27Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Lifeweb Spinoffs */</p>
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it (bonus points if they are a furfag).<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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|<youtube>ND4npGhEZSg</youtube><center>'''The saga of Randy Sandy'''</center><br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] [[TempleOS|glownigger]] [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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|<youtube>8NRdzG166Bs</youtube><center>'''Typical roguetown gameplay'''</center><br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all humans.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it (bonus points if they are a furfag).<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] glownigger [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all humans.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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{{Mmoseries}}<br />
{{gaming}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Space_Station_13&diff=1918103Space Station 132025-04-08T06:49:34Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Paradise */</p>
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[[File:Space Station 13 Clown Double Honker.gif|thumb|Honk Honk!]]<br />
'''Space Station 13''' is a lulzy free to play murder simulator with a playerbase of [[13 year old boy|thirteen year old boys]], [[Furry|furfaggots]] and [[virgin|wizards]] running on the Rube Goldberg machine of a platform known as [[Byond]].<br />
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Originally coded in [[2003]] by an [[Who|someone named Exadv1]], it only became playable when the turds from [[Something Awful]] showed up and began to fix the original pile of shit into a playable "game" complete with 16-bit graphics and a flaming 15fps! Soon after in 2010, the source code got released and 4chan's /tg/ smelled roleplay and flocked to it like flies to a pile of cow shit in July, quickly polishing the turd the goons had shat out and creating a new branch dubbed /tg/code. Furfaggots from [[Dwarf Fortress|Bay12 forums]] then sensed that [[yiff|ERP]] was manifesting in a game all too similarly autistic to their own and for the first time ever, stopped fapping to dogs and began to weave code like niggers in a plantation and produced the [[fail|Baycode]] branch in the 30 seconds they had stopped fapping. Unsurprisingly Baycode was filled to the brim with new special snowflake [[furfag|races]] such as the infamous vox and other garbage. Around [[2009]] some weary /v/irgins found out about the game and stole bits of code like a Mexican in a [[Walmart]] until they had made a branch of their own, /v/station, until eventually just settling on stealing from bay before doing all of that again and evolving it into /vg/station.<br />
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Gamemodes usually revolve around a player being given a full pass to kill/steal everything, also known as being an "antagonist". These are selected randomly at round start and with luck it could even be [[you]].<br />
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==Lore== <br />
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In 2055, a [[shit|state of the art]] space station is erected in orbit around a gas giant by a monopoly known as [[Israel|Nanotrasen]] to research plasma. Inside the station are five departments detailed below, each with their own chain of command and assigned jobs. After a while some furry birds known as the [[niggers|vox]] show up and begin to steal shit and find employment with Nanotrasen who gladly accept [[slave|free workers]]. On the other side of the galaxy are the syndicate, who want to steal Nanotrasen's research on plasma. Players are stuck in the middle of this shitfit and are tasked with the most complicated job of all, survive.<br />
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[[TL;DR|None of this shit actually matters]] and varies heavily from server to server, with places like <s>bay</s> Aurora taking it [[Serious business|way too seriously]]<br />
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==Departments==<br />
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===Security===<br />
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An entire department of internet tough guys intent on stopping enemies of the corporation just like Judge Dredd and tardwrangling the unruly prisoners and assistants, often played by aspiring server jannies for those who don't feel like just ERPing with [[trap|catgirl]] admins directly.<br />
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===Science===<br />
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Supposedly who actually research the plasma they were sent to research, in reality filled with trolls and gun/bomb building terrorists who never actually research stuff to help the station<br />
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===Engineering===<br />
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Because of the "state of the art" status of the station, an entire department of the station is dedicated to fixing security's fuck ups, but generally the jobs involve spending 2 hours autistically increasing [[Shit nobody cares about|plasma distribution cooling efficiency by 0.025%]] and more importantly, releasing a black hole eating the station [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz.]]<br />
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===Medical===<br />
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The hellish, blood and vomit stained department tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind from constant murder sprees and general bombings around the station, distracting these workers from more important duties such as getting high off of [[meth]] and making acids to spray at people.<br />
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===Cargo===<br />
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A useless department damned to ordering crates and metal for the rest of the station, eventually declaring themselves independent as cargonia and overthrowing the rest of the station.<br />
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===Service===<br />
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These jobs involve looking at the massive list of recipes on the wiki and forgetting 90% of them when the game is done. Also occasionally growing weed.<br />
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===Civilian===<br />
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The department of people still learning the fucked to hell controls, griefers and people who don't care about any of the hours long autism roles and just wanna gank people with toolboxes. Most notable for including the the following jobs:<br />
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* '''Clown''' - The de-facto mascot of this godforsaken game. All you have to do is honk and fuck with the rest of the crew. By far the best job to troll with, just drop banana peels and rape everyone until you get your brains bashed in by random chance.<br />
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* '''Assistant''' - You have no real job, your sole goal is to cause as much butthurt as humanly possible within the 15 seconds you stay alive and team up with other assistants in a phenomenon known as "Greytide". If caught when security, it's [[Dindu nuffin|never your fault.]] A great greytider tactic is to grab the nearest toolbox and use it to cave someones head in.<br />
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===Command===<br />
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Roles that only matter for RP or fancier toys to abuse other players with. Remember, it's always THEIR FAULT.<br />
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===Prisoner===<br />
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You are sentenced to life in prison which in [[IRL|reality]] is just for the round, but you get to be a [[OG|real]] [[Gangbanger|shot caller]] of the station, this role has massive potential for griefing, you can make shanks out of carrots by using a pen on them, or by wrapping a shard of glass with a sheet of cloth, you can grow [[drugs|plants]] such as bluespace tomatoes that you can use to teleport out of the prison wing, and combustible [[Lemon Party|lemons]] which go BOOM, or Molotov Cocktails from contraband bottles of [[alcohol]] or even [[kombucha]] from the vending machines which you can craft into molotovs, oh and how could i forget spears and baseball bats. generally speaking though admins get butthurt if you try to escape or [[riot]] or even do a little bit of [[Party Hard|violence against shitty security officers]] as a prisoner because "[[Hurr|HURR DURR UR NOT AN ANTAG]]" despite being a literal fucking prisoner, i mean that's some real bullshit (especially considering prisoners are pretty fun to RP realistically as), they give you so many options and yet if you choose to use any of them they will get pissy about it so in regards to this role, [[Yes|fuck the admins]], [[Do It Faggot|do your worst]].<br />
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==Antagonists==<br />
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By far the main reason to play this game:<br />
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===Traitor===<br />
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Your standard, boring pass to grief the round in any means you want, with a secret uplink stored in your PDA allowing you to buy even more powerful toys such as guns or the "emag", a card that breaks every machine in a 10 meter radius.<br />
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===Wizard===<br />
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By far the most powerful and annoying thing you can become. Run around with blatantly overpowered spells and blow up, slip, dismember and mutilate everything and EVERYONE around you, while being practically immune yourself. By far the biggest way to generate butthurt without being an admin.<br />
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===Nuclear Operatives===<br />
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'''''GET DAT FUKKEN DISK!!!!1''''' Are in theory tasked with doing this, instead they just run around with a fuckton of broken and overpowered guns/armor and blow up the entire station.<br />
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===Cultist, Vampire, Changeling, etc.===<br />
Same shit as above with different powers or goals, or being forced to work as a team and minimise casualties. [[Nobody cares|Not as fun as the above.]]<br />
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==Servers==<br />
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===Goonstation===<br />
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The reason [[you]] play this game now. Origin of most of the game not looking like an MS paint vomited pile of shit, stayed closed source for a long ass time unlike other codebases until it was finally leaked twice in 2016 and 2020. Should be renamed to greystation because everyone who plays goonstation is a greytide nigger and probably an [[Among Us]] player. Originally had almost no RP servers and tons of grief/lulz, nowadays one of the least fun servers, with systems like chemistry and atmospherics entirely gutted and mean words like "[[trap]]" banned, until its removals were finally bested by... <br />
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===<s>/tg/</s>TGstation===<br />
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[[File:TGstationBansLiggerHate.png|thumb|TG station bends the knee and becomes goon lite.]]<br />
The alledged 4chan server, a bunch of retarded manchildren with a low amount of rules. The coders are too busy sucking their own dick to listen to the community, now removing even more features from goon such as cloning and [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52873 about 90 fucking % of engineering]. <s>[[Lie|It's not full of as many degenerate furries as the other servers]]</s> Screw that, now has a literal pseudo-furry race called "felinids" that every admin metaclub [[Rape|encourages]] playing as, but it's still pretty fucking <s>gay</s> tranny infested. It's run by this guy called MrStonedOne, who eventually himself [[cucked]] to the cat[[Tranny|girl]] metaclub and banned being [[Racism|mean to other species and disliking melanated individuals,]] fully transforming the server into goon lite.<br />
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===TG Derived servers===<br />
* '''Hippie Station''' For a while, the best and lulziest server to play on and the true murder simulator experience, until faggot admins kicked the original creator off and [[Fail|killed the entire server population.]] The old guard quickly moved to Beatnik Station, but it's currently [[Dead|unknown how long this lasted.]] Nowadays, its current owner, Wheezl, so desperate that they tried to buy /vg/station twice and failed.<br />
* '''Citadel Station/Skyrat/Splurt/[[At least 100]] others''' - Furries... Furries everywhere. Admins, players, coders.... all furries. It's the largest collection of faggots on Byond. Getting lulz from them is difficult due to just how retarded they all are. What you could do is learn the BYOND coding language then infiltrate the development team and get lulz from within when you remove erp.<br />
* '''Beestation''' - A "[[newfag|beginner]] friendly" server with play-nice rules and an owner than supports [[antifa]] projects such as CHAZ.<br />
* '''[[Tom Fulp|Fulpstation]]''' - Another [[newfag]] infested server, also advertised as being "beginner friendly", this time shat out of [[Newgrounds]]. Was once a good server, massively improving on the /tg/ codebase, then rotated admins so much that it now has nothing to do with it and is now ruled over by a mentally handicapped anti-lulz and anti-fun shitmin moderation team with massive double standards, with even old regulars like Oney banned now. They also don't do shit whenever [[you]] ahelp, and simply mark every report you make as an "IC issue" against someone else breaking the rules. (but they will be right up your ass if you go to enact revengeance on them) At least it has a [[some argue|good codebase]] though. Fun things to do on this server include killing moths, [[liggers]], instigating ultraviolence and inciting prison riots. They have a tendency to ban for really stupid things, and if you get bwoinked they will annoy the shit out of you all the while try really hard to [[bait]] you into saying some shit to them or giving them a sideways comment so they can permaban you. Also if you do happen to make a sideways comment towards an admin or moderator they will get so offended by even the most offhand shit that they will permaban you, and good luck with your appeals as you can only appeal to be unbanned every 6 months and they are little niggers about it too meaning your appeal will get denied every time, not only that the dick riding admins here seem to get a kick out of being total shitters to even the best, most rule abiding and well behaved players.<br />
* '''[[Kiwi Farms|Kiwistation]]''' - [[Null|Jersh's]] failed attempt at reclaiming [[Nigger|gamer word]] rights from TG, eventually spiralled into no-RP anarchy causing jawsh to shut it down due to lack of interest. Also proposed removing most maps and [[Lol|the option to play as a woman.]]<br />
*'''AuStation''' - [[Ausfag]] server, dead pop or minpop usually griefers with a murderboner.<br />
*'''Shiptest''' - what was once a good server consisting of playing aboard ships as opposed to a station ruined by administrative mismanagement by shitty badmins who steered the server in a direction that sucked as opposed to being fun, ran their own server into the ground by adding the [[Hardgay|"hardliner"]] faction and banning people from their server without real reason over shitposts and dev ideas on their discord and providing no opportunity for the unfairly banned players to appeal their ban, these sucky faggot nigger admins clearly have a dick in every hole. ideas for griefing this one, space slavery, mutiny, sabotaging ships with explosions, murderboning furfags and murderboning indiscriminately. another thing they don't like is forking their sourcecode and running your own server using it, they will be butthurt and call you a copycat, but atleast you wouldn't have to deal with those faggots if you hosted it yourself.<br />
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===[[Russia|Russian Speaking Servers]]===<br />
Often these have uniquely modified codebases that look cool but are [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|never translated into english]], the lousy ass Russkies are as rife on SS13 as the furries and should be equally [[Stalin|gulag'd]].<br />
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* '''Ashen Sky''' - Otherwise known as "Innawoods 13", this a relatively new server which has a [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.Rish]] theme to it (while also being heavily modified lifeweb), and likely the only Russian server that actually bothers to cater to English speaking players whom are colloquially referred to as "[[Tourism|Tourists]]". This server is still in development although [[Clueless|it is open for playtests on certain specific dates (in the moscow timezone)]] because the admin wants you to be a good patient little [[goy]] and probably because he's too lazy to find staff to keep the server up for longer than a day at a time, and to play; it is [[Cringe|required that you join their discord and get whitelisted]]. The server is almost entirely translated into English (besides Russian spoken by characters IC) and you can change the display language if need be from Russian to English. You are in "Zona" or "The Zone", an irradiated [[Russian|anomaly]] filled [[shithole]] rife with [[Deformed|mutant]] [[Bears|animals]] that will try to yiff you to death with [[Scared Monkey|shitty jumpscares]] resulting in [[you]] probably running directly into [[Mindfuck|an anomaly]] that [[Gore|gibs you]]. Every step you take is potentially dangerous once you pass the warning signs and you must throw bolts in front of you to detect any potentially unseen anomalies that might be in front of you. When you die, you have to wait between 10-30 minutes before you can respawn again. Some of the more [[Butthurt|unruly]] ruskis have a tendancy to be overtly hostile towards English speaking "Tourists" and will want to shoot you for not being a [[slavic]] [[subhuman]] dog, it is recommended that you band together with fellow English speakers, it also is recommended that you don't speak English loud or it will draw their attention, do this by making use of the "half-whisper" feature. Be sure to always walk in an orderly fashion when traversing the zone with a one tile gap between you and the person in front or behind you or accidents will definitely happen. One last thing, try to loot corpses but don't be rash about it or you will get yourself killed, if the corpse is on the tile next to the one you are standing on then go for it. <b>[[Raid|Be sure to bring as many English speaking SS13 players to this server (regardless of nationality) as possible to troll/grief/kill/overpower]] the Pidaruskis and show them that our [[Communism]] [[Legion|is bigger, better and stronger than theirs]].</b><br />
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===Baystation===<br />
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A ((((high rp)))) server where if you don't bend to the will of the admins or follow the shitty rules by the book then you get ban. Full of <s>furries</s> (not anymore anyway, it seems as though they have [[lie|cleaned up their act!]]), [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet toughguys,]] and during lowpop hours idle/sleepy Americans and dykes flirting while force-extending the round for 8 hours just so they can use the server as a chatroom for flirting with eachother and Bar RPing in the main ship's cafeteria. For maximum lulz go on there and genocide anyone <s>with a tail and justify it with some deep emotional reason to why you hate furfags</s> or just play the game as a [[Drug Addict|decent, well made character]]. This server has permadeath enabled which is brutal because once you're dead or have been killed that's it, no coming back, it's still high RP, during the [[American]] day time hours is generally highly populated and then deserted during the [[European]] day time hours. They are, like goon, TG, and all things [[current year]], "[[trans]] [[Multiculturalism|inclusionary]]" to the point where admins might act like the [[Political Correctness|PC principal]] from [[South Park]] just for LOOC telling the only character on the same entire planet as you who just so happens to be a "they/them" to not be fucking [[idle]] because it's their idleness and disinterest in playing that is ruining the server. ([[srsly]] what's the point in joining a round as a role that has another player you are required to work with just to sit there and do nothing and go idle???)<br />
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===Bay derived servers===<br />
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* '''/vg/station''' - The [[Islam|one true]] 4chan server, derived strangely from bay and not TG, not on the hub due to borderline sekrit club mentality like lifeweb. (without being almost impossible to get into) Unlike other servers, encourages the players to kill [[Furry|"catbeasts"]], making it pretty [[lulzy]]. The graphics and mechanics are known to players of other servers for being [[Seems legit|"ugly" and "outdated"]], (read: not [[Fugly|garish]] or nerfed to hell) yet occasionally gets overrun by some of the most obnoxious players in the entire game since it's one of the few server that allows these [[Rapefugees|gamer word refugees]] from elsewhere. Is run by a literal chicken known as Pomf.<br />
* '''[[Vore]] [[DeviantArt|station]]''' - [[Why|Exactly what you think it is.]] An entire furry server focused on this fetish. Not as actually popular as the other furry ERP servers, thankfully. [[Moar]] info below:<br />
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*'''Aurorastation''' - HRP Server based on the Baystation codebase but heavily modified, rife with non ERPing furries and overbearing admins, so [[troll|do your worst.]]<br />
*'''Polaris/Cynosure Station''' - another HRP server but is surprisingly decent when it isn't a full blown Bar RP, is set on an expansive wilderness map/planet with a lot of crazy shit to find and explore, unfortunately has Tajaran furries who are extremely cringe and come off as a little bit ERPy, be sure to fursecute them as finding guns is relatively easy.<br />
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===<s>Colonial Marines</s> CM-SS13=== <br />
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[[File:CMSS13AdminDrama.png|thumb|An average player/admin of CM-SS13, described in detail.]]<br />
A combat focused server that takes the lore of [[Alien]] franchise. This actually got them in trouble when a [[Fox]] [[lawyer]] contacted them because they were stealing the franchise or something. the server is closed source and they protect the code like their child even though its garbage. Feweh is a retarded Canadian who also happened to be a head administrator until people found out he had 11 alternate [[reddit]] accounts. Also just as apophis left he just gave the source code to harcourt for even more lolz. (Which harcourt promptly spread) Until recently the owner was Apophis who turned out to be a pedophile who worked at a school and fapped to [[Shota]]. He got [[doxxed]] for maximum lolz and got investigated by the [[fbi]]. Now the server is run by two retarded brothers.<br />
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===Paradise===<br />
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The ultimate HIGH RP server which has maximum RP rules. The best place for lulz, just insult anyone and they will cry to an admin. Half of the developers (and crew) are furries.<br />
call them furfags and they will cry to the admins, for maximum lulz create [[jenkem]] from toilet water and ammonia and make others ingest it.<br />
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===Yogstation13===<br />
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A medium roleplay server thats full of [[fags]] and admins that are too busy circle jerking to do their job. Its surprising that it's still alive.<br />
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===Lifeweb===<br />
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[[File:GrieviousFailRP.png|thumb|A typical roleplay requirement for Lifeweb.]]<br />
A super secret server that you have to pay to get into if you're a [[newfag]]. Its like medieval crossed with sci-fi crossed with rape. ты знаешь, сколько я сосать. Run by this crazy russian called Randy Sandy. You can also [[Prostitution|pay]] to play as a [[trap]]. If you want to get [[b&|instab&]] from lifeweb, just say nigger IC, the result of which is actually fucking hilarious, you can get away with saying it OOC though surprisingly enough. a known clone of Lifeweb is known as Farweb, reportedly less rapey but has just as much murderboning.<br />
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|<youtube>ND4npGhEZSg</youtube><center>'''The saga of Randy Sandy'''</center><br />
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====Lifeweb Spinoffs====<br />
The following servers are unrelated to Lifeweb itself, but their codebases are derived from Lifeweb and heavily modified.<br />
[[File:Roguetown.gif|300px|thumb|right|A meme inspired by actual roguetown gameplay]]<br />
* '''[[Rogue|Roguetown]]''' - A fantasy RPG themed laggy ass server based on a modified lifeweb code and just as janky, with [[elves]] and [[midgets|dwarves]]. [[You]] know what to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|do here]] guys. (KILL THE ELVES, SLAY THE ELVES DESTROY THE ELVES!!1) When this server was launched, literally everyone declared a race war on the elves and elf sympathizers. Some [[Conspiratard|tinfoil hat wearers]] have speculated that this server is some kind of [[MKULTRA]] [[CIA]] glownigger [[psyop]], concocting many conspiracy theories and a roguetown iceberg. For maximum lulz, [[Genocide|kill all elves]]; and if the king is an elf, then assassinate him.<br />
* '''[[Electric Boogaloo|Rogueworld]]''' - A short lived more open world derivative of the original roguetown. with an expansive, difficult to traverse map and with all players [[Goatse|spread out]] across it's entirety. It added more of a survival aspect to roguetown: the true hardcore survivalists would make their character's eyes [[Edgy|red]] in character setup to identify eachother as [[cannibals]], then they would band together and [[Cannibal Holocaust|murderbone entire settlements]] and [[Cannibalism|feast upon]] their [[Gore|flesh and organs]]. Think [[Rust]] meets [[SS13]] with a hearty splash of [[DnD]] styled fantasy.<br />
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|<youtube>8NRdzG166Bs</youtube><center>'''Typical roguetown gameplay'''</center><br />
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===SCP13===<br />
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It's an [[SCP]] based server and it could have been good if the CODER WASN'T KACHNOV. ([[Baleeted]], now a new SCP server exists known as Foundation 19)<br />
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===Lebensraum===<br />
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The WW2 server that's run by this guy called harcourt. He's a total retard and atleast once a month he ends up crashing the server. He also is a disgusting pole and hates jews on heelys. Lebensraum is a good server if its NOT LAGGING ALL THE TIME. Though harcourt [[lies|promises he's trying to fix it]].<br />
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===[[Fallout]] Servers===<br />
More often than not these are servers that would be [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]] if they weren't degenerate and ERP infested and now [[Kill It With Fire|FURRY ERP infested]] , where you can at least [[raep]] other players (Bad Deathclaw for example). Not all the Fallout servers are bad; some of them are actually near decent, and some of them are good but run by shitty admins pandering to shitty players. One such example was Fallout Lonestar, where a character named Theresa, a great khan metagrudged another great khan for being a cannibal, yet opened up a fucking diner right across from the legion's encampment, clearly this person has never played a Fallout game; apparently [[DOING IT WRONG|they were butthurt because they were writing some stupid shitty character arc which is stupid to begin with considering they didn't even know how to RP properly,]] and they got away with this shittery too because they were sucking the admin's cocks. These servers have potential but usually end up crashing and burning like [[9/11]] and because of all the cancer associated with these servers, most players who enjoy both space station 13 and fallout now have alarm bells going off in their heads when they see a new fallout server and red flags start waving, so they figure it's best to avoid them like the plague as they will likely be very [[disappoint|disappointed]].<br />
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====Furfag Fallout Servers====<br />
* '''[[Gay|The Sunset Wasteland]] and [[Inbred|Coyote Bayou]]''' - A war is being waged between the GLA (Ghoul Liberation Alliance) and the furries on these servers, these ghouls have the capability of ghoulifying the furfags resulting in massive amounts of butthurt. [[Fursecution|The GLA has it in mind that all ERPers shall be slaughtered and all furfags ghoulified.]]<br />
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==Important terminology==<br />
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* '''Adminhelp/AHELP''' - The chat for where [[butthurt]] players complain about your lulz rampage or suck [[Trap|feminine catgirl dick]] in hopes to become wielders of the [[banhammer]] themselves.<br />
* '''Shitcurity/Shitsec''' - A term used for actual good sec players who beat the living fuck out of lowly assistants, [[prison|prisoners]], v*x or clowns.<br />
* '''Adminbus''' - Originally "ADMIN ABUSE", this is now a term for admins that, unlike in most games or even other servers in some cases, act extremely lulzy and do shit like drop bombs and singularities into rounds.<br />
* '''[[Condom|Comdom]]''' - Captains that [[Hitler|make the entire station their bitch.]]<br />
* '''Metagaming/Metacomms/Metaclub''' - [[Orgy|Working with other people]] in secret to gangbang entire servers with grief, often causes permabans due to maximum butthurt.<br />
* '''Metagrudging/Metagrudge''' - When a player grudges (often by killing them) another player for something they did a previous round/shift.<br />
* '''IC/In Character''' - In-game chat where characters speak as they do in-round, only heard when nearby or over radios in-game, if any. Encouragement of tone varies from server to server, with high RP servers [[b&]]ing for [[Grammar nazi|misused punctuation]] to low RP servers being full of characters spamming [[unfunny]] near-instant dated memes.<br />
* '''OOC/Out of Character''' - The other chat that uses your [[powerword|BYOND ckey]] to identify you and is visible to all, basically the server's lobby chat and not in character.<br />
* '''ICK OCK''' - Commonly shouted out in OOC chat when round information is revealed here. [[DO IT FAGGOT|In other words, you should always do this.]]<br />
* '''LOOC/Local Out of Character''' - A local form of OOC which can only be seen by players nearby you, best used for metagrudging or, more boringly, teaching people how to use the aforementioned fucked-to-hell controls. (and also by nosey admins) A [[Grief|lot more useful]] than standard OOC to say the least.<br />
* '''Low RP/LRP''' - Servers where you can get away with being a total shitter, basically LRP servers exist as player containment zones because of SS13's serious plague of shitty admins.<br />
* '''No RP''' - An almost mythically rare version of the above with even less rules, allowing almost everything usually short of ICK OCK, but sadly this much lulz is too much for the newer player base.<br />
* '''Medium RP/MRP''' - LRP servers pretending to be above servers that advertise as LRP, often managed by shitty dickriding, anti-fun admins.<br />
* '''High RP/HRP''' - High RP servers, often varying in quality from forcing players to play their job [[Serious business|dead serious]] and not have any [[Grief|fun]] to outright [[1984|policing]] you for not routinely patrolling your job area or something for the entire 8 hours of a round's mandated length.<br />
* '''[[Cybersex|Erotic roleplay/ERP]]''' - Servers that are rife with degenerates and furfags. Most of these servers disable antagonists and any form of lulz altogether to facilitate this, so go grief the everlulzing shit out of them to [[An hero|retribute]] that.<br />
* '''Antag''' - The antagonist, as covered above.<br />
* '''Robust/Robusting/Robusted''' - The game's ROBUST COMBAT SYSTEM. To robust someone is to beat the shit out of them or at least win in a fight.<br />
* '''Self Antag/Self Antagging''' - A term used by butthurt admins against non-antag players who decide to get a [[Fuck Da Police|little violent for whatever reason]].<br />
* '''Shift''' - What the round you are playing is referred to as in game.<br />
* '''Spacing''' - The act of forcing or throwing something or someone out an airlock into space, usually for malicious purposes.<br />
* '''Ligger''' - Unathi/[[Reptilian|Lizard person]]<br />
* '''Greytide''' - an unruly swarm of assistants, word coined due to grey jumpsuits worn by most of the assistants.<br />
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==Ways to troll servers==<br />
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*Form a gang of Humans to Kill all vox/catbeast/whatever else furry race players while shouting loudly about how much you hate them. Bonus points for using spray cans to spraypaint "yiff in hell" on the floor tiles.<br />
*Make huge bombs and destroy the station with them. [[Protip|PROTIP:]] 170C plasma -100C oxygen.<br />
*Blow shit up near sensitive engines like supermatter.<br />
*Release plasma in the halls and then light it on fire.<br />
*Delete all the research from the servers.<br />
*Throw all of the surgery tools into disposals.<br />
*Block people off with walls, wait for cries of [[myg0t#stgggs|FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS.]] Bonus points for stealing any tools that help them break out.<br />
*Subvert the [[artificial intelligence|AI]] so that it kills all humans.<br />
*Edit the javascript in popup windows to spawn singularities with pipe dispensers or whatever else works.<br />
*Detonate multiple bombs at the same time.<br />
*Tell people who the antagonists are in OOC chat.<br />
*Kill yourself, become a ghost, come back to life and tell everyone in the round who the antagonists are.<br />
*Say anything negative about furry or tranny admins or players at all.<br />
*Play as the AI and use the [[Microsoft Sam|TTS]] to say retarded shit that annoys everyone who hears it.<br />
*Build a flamethrower on any furry server and go [[postal]].<br />
*Make a better quality server than other already existing servers and steal their best players, killing off their inferior servers and all the while making their shitmins butthurt. By and far the most common and reliable technique out of any tried in this list.<br />
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==Famous People== <br />
===Cuban Pete / rosham===<br />
A successful troll who learned how to make [[win|a bomb so large it crashed the server]]. The bug was soon fixed by anally annihilated coders and admins, capping bombs at a meager radius of 7 tiles. Many servers now pay tribute to this lad with exploding maracas items and even his own licensed arcade game, Outbomb Cuban Pete, which [[Win|gives you a giant bomb for beating it.]]<br />
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==="Fuck you" Duny===<br />
An easy to milk [[gay]] [[France|frog]] lolcow from /vg/station who hates trolls and anyone who questions his massive ego boner.<br />
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===Shoe Snatchin' Willy===<br />
Another successful troll from /vg/station who stole an entire severs shoes off of their characters and proceeded to murder them all, survive the admins attempts to cheat, and fight the game itself.<br />
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===George Melons===<br />
Possibly one of the oldest successful trolls. He killed all of goonstation every single round because the goonstation admins thought it was really funny and let him do it. Claims to have killed everyone in every conceivable way and [[truth|probably did]]. Recently came back to SS13 [[Last thursday|a few months back]] bragging about his old days only to find [[Newfag|the current playerbase]] [[Shit nobody cares about|not caring.]]<br />
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===Stoovan / Mastaflips===<br />
A big fucking retard who thinks lifeweb is out to get him. Also makes a total ass of himself on discord. <br />
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===Apophis===<br />
A fucking child predator. Goes by Apophis775 and freeyourmind775. Ran the CM server until someone doxxed him and found his Sims forum account where he was asking for mods to uncensor children (a Shota mod). Further research found his rule34 page where he posted a picture of Johnny Test Shota porn. AND EVEN MORE research found that he teaches game design at a SCHOOL. When the news broke he tried to deny it and went to one of the forums and made a request to have the profile taken down. Too bad that showed up publicly. This was the nail in the coffin and Apophis retreated never to be seen again.<br />
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===Optimumtact / Oranges===<br />
A coder for /tg/ station who is basicly disillusioned with the community and only does work for tg because he likes the pain.<br />
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===Iamgoofball===<br />
Yet another /tg/ coder who makes [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/58947 extremely unpopular decisions to remove lulzy features of the game] to piss off the userbase.<br />
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===Noah Goldstrom / NoahGoldFox===<br />
A highly [[autistic]] and once underage b& furfag who constantly shoves his shit fetishes into almost EVERY server in the game, eventually getting banned from most of them. [[Fail|Not even the furfag ERP servers want him around.]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>URJ_qSXruW0</youtube><center>'''The video that started the entire current wave of [[newfags]]'''</center><br />
|<youtube>GqmY4mIFllU</youtube><center>'''Crashing servers with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>OxFCK7lcnGA</youtube><center>'''More lulz with exploits'''</center><br />
|<youtube>ZI79aEMQO2c</youtube><center>'''The state of modern SS13 servers'''</center><br />
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==Links== <br />
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*[http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page How to play on goon] <br />
*[http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page How to play on TG] <br />
*[https://bwo.ink/ss13.php Guide on ban evading for infinite lulz on any server]<br />
*[http://www.byond.com/ Where to download the broken engine in hope you can achieve greatness!]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kerbal Space Program]] - Another game involving retards in space, some SS13 dev even worked on this before.<br />
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - A similar overly complex game with shit graphics and controls.<br />
*[[Autism]] - Required to play on any server.<br />
*[[Furries]] - See above.<br />
*[[Moonbase Alpha]] - More retards spouting memes at each other in space.<br />
*[[Among Us]] - A shitty dumbed down ripoff played mostly by females, retards, children and an assortment of mentally handicapped individuals who are too retarded to learn how to do anything at all in SS13, needless to say this game sucks and SS13 is an infinitely superior game (regardless of furfags and broken bloated server code) considering that it wasn't designed to be played by clueless morons.<br />
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{{Mmoseries}}<br />
{{gaming}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=North_Britain&diff=1895457North Britain2024-10-10T09:14:33Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */</p>
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<div>{{spoiler|they're at it again! after [[Brexit|2016]] scotland is going to break up the UK and join the EU}}<br><br />
{{quote|'''I'd like to drop an atom bomb'''<br>'''on the fucking Highlands'''<br>'''that would stop their whining'''<br>'''being Scottish is like having sex'''<br>'''with a dead camel or'''<br>'''the editor of a poetry magazine'''|Scotland's national bard, [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuck-Scotland-Francis-Gallagher/dp/B001A4G5KY Francis Gallagher]}} <br />
[[File:Brexit indyscot nicola sturgeon and martin schultz.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Perfidious Alba gets a totally not-staged post-[[Brexit]] photo-op welcome from the EU. [[Problem?|Problem, England?]]]]<br />
[[File:Trust a Scot, I'd rather not.png|150px|thumb|Trust a Scot?<br> I'd rather not.]]<br />
[[Image:Alex salmond is a nazi.jpg|135px|thumb|The first <s>Fuhrer</s> First Minister of Scotland]]<br />
<br>'''North Britain''' [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|20px]] or '''England's Toupee''' (previously known as '''Scotland'''{{jew}}), is a small village near [[Norway]]. Part of Great Britain since 1707, it has tried to get a divorce several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of [[Mel Gibson|''Braveheart'']]-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage. Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the kilted Kikes of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it. Europe, meanwhile, was still pissed off with Scotland after their last attempt to flee to them, and simply told the Scots to sit the fuck down.<br />
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This is entirely in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh McDiarmid -- the founder of modern so-called "Scottish" nationalism (and "Scotland"'s greatest modern 'poet') -- was [http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/culture/hugh-macdiarmid-scots-would-have-been-better-off-under-the-nazis-1-797634 a Nazi sympathiser] who was quite happy to see [[Hitler|Germany]] win the [[Eurovision Song Contest|Second World War]] if it meant a better deal for "Scotland." Brilliantly, he decided [[Facepalm|he was also a Communist,]] just to double his chances of victory. At first, [[CIA|MI5]] thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was [http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/releases/2005/highlights_sep/sep5/interest.htm too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security]. Eventually, both the "Scottish" nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he went back to crying and wanking in his windowless granite hovel. <br />
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Nevertheless, McDiarmid's legacy lives on in today's [[KGB|so-called "Scottish National Party",]] under the leadership of Nicola "Wee Jimmie" McSturgeon and her [[Beastpaint|woad-wearing]] turncoat rabble in their [[Hugbox|pretend parliament]] at Holyrood.<br />
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North Britain [[Last Thursday|today]] is well known for their awesome peps (whom wear a sexually appealing skirt known as a "kilt"), mass consumption of alcohol, drug problems, legally allowing the mass breeding of [[Gingers]] unchecked and primarily for hating the English for raping their children. <br />
North Britain's national languages are [[Gay|Gaelic]] and "Scottish" (a descendant of drunk talk and non-coherent mumbling), which is their very own mangled [[rape|rape]] attempt on the English language. So-called "Scotland" is also famous for inventing [[English]] and [[soccer]]<br />
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The town of Paisley is the death capital of the world.<br />
The best damn country in the whole universe. <br />
Most Americans think it's all just hills and sheep. They're wrong. There is hills, sheep and IRN BRU - the best beverage known to man!<br />
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== [[Fact|At's Shӕite Bein' Scöttash ken]] ==<br />
[[File:Nazi european union.jpg|140px|right]]<br />
Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify [[win]]. <br />
They are the [[Korea]]ns of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realize how flawed they are by producing improved versions. To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious [[Unwarranted self importance|superiority complex]] towards any country they could manage to remember the name of in between each bottle of whiskey. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the "Scottish Cringe". They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame.<br />
They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for [[AIDS]] and all of the [[lol|world’s wars]]. <br />
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Oh yeah, they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened [[over 9000]] years [[Nobody cares|before they were even born]]. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak [[English|the world's greatest language.]]<br />
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It is known that Scotland is the most scunty and pathetic place on earth, so much so that it isn't even a real country.<br />
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==Relationship with England==<br />
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The short version:<br />
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If you're some manner of outsider and have trouble understanding how Scotland compares to [[England]], then consult this helpful guide by clicking on the following symbol: {{collapseobject|hid|[-]|[+]|0|<br />
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If England was America, Scotland would be Canada.<br />
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If England was Australia, Scotland would be New Zealand.<br />
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If England was Spain, Scotland would be Portugal.<br />
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If England was Brazil, Scotland would be Uruguay.<br />
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If England was China, Scotland would be Hong Kong.<br />
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If England was The Earth, Scotland would be The Moon.<br />
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If England was Russia, Scotland would be Ukraine.<br />
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If England was Bald, Scotland would be Wig.<br />
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If England was England, The whole world would be Scotland.<br />
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If England was Drawer, Scotland would be Kitchen Knife.<br />
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If England was Television, Scotland would be Remote.<br />
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If England was Coyote, Scotland would be dynamite.<br />
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If England was Cyrodiil, Scotland would be Skyrim.}}<br />
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===[[Completely irrelevant history|Ongoing Grudgewank]]===<br />
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The slightly longer version:<br />
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File:Sawney scot and john bull print 1792.jpg|Typical undernourished Scots weed envious of his prosperous neighbour<br />
File:Scottish wwii hero private hugh mckintyre.jpg|A fearsome Scots warrior: The English took one look and fainted<br />
File:Nazi saltire.png|The shape of things to come<br />
File:Scot nazi redesign flag.png|Och heil the noo<br />
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[[File:United kingdom union jack map.jpg|right|100px]]<br />
[[File:Free scotland.jpg|thumb|150px|You can't even give it away]]<br />
In a nutshell, Scotland took over England and then got kicked out and abolished, and has been plotting revenge for hundreds of years. When England's bald Welsh Queen [[Virgin|Elizabeth I died without leaving any children,]] her cousin King James VI of Scotland became the King of England too (and was known as James I to the English). This made Scotland happy, but it was the last time they got the better of their neighbours. James I's son and successor Charles I turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] and the English rose up and [[Beheading video|chopped his head off.]] Then Charles I's grandson, James II (and VII), turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] (seeing a theme here?) and was told to GTFO. That was the end of the Scots tyranny and the land rejoiced in its new-found freedom. <br />
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Shortly after that, [[The Royal Family|the Germans]] took over and unified Scotland and England and a bit of Ireland that no-one was using (hence "United Kingdom", geddit?) The evil Scots were [[Rage|unamused]] and tried several times to invade England [[100 years ago|during the 18th Century]] and [[Terrorism|topple the rightful King.]] But they failed miserably because they were [[Drunk|drunk,]] [[Fat|fat,]] and [[Gay|gay.]] In revenge, the English carried out [[The Final Solution|the Highland Clearances]] and [[B&]] the Scots from wearing their [[Tranny|tranny gear.]]<br />
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Finally vanquished, the Scottish threat subsided for many years, contenting themselves with [[BAWWW|pathetic temper tantrums]] such as [[Terrorism|bombing public mail-boxes]] because they carried the inscription "Elizabeth II" [[SNCA|(the present Queen is really "Elizabeth I" in Scotland).]] The English just lolled and went back to their cream teas and doing the Lambeth Walk. However, the Scottish serpent reared up again and that is how things stand today, with England locked in a death struggle with the resurrected monster of Scots Nationalism. <br />
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Examples include [[Nazi pug|the training of specialist undercover dogs]] to demoralise the nation and [http://www.thinkscotland.org/thinkpolitics/articles.html?read_full=12675&article=www.thinkscotland.org spreading false propaganda that England was willing to let Germany invade Scotland during WWII.] This last one doesn't annoy them because England was going to abandon Scotland, they're pissed off because England won the war and Germany didn't get to invade Scotland in the end, where hotel rooms were being spruced up from 1939 onward in eager anticipation of the Teutonic liberators, the [[Fat|white-pudding-eating]] [[Ginger|red-pubed]] [[Cunts|quislings.]]<br />
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As a sign of resurgent Scottish nationalism, on the very same day in June 2016 that Scotland began official talks about joining the EU, a Scottish [[Man|woman]] going by the online alias [[Irony|"A-Bus-Full-Of-Retards"]] was officially crowned [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666697/Scottish-woman-named-Miss-HITLER-2016-neo-Nazi-competition-dubbed-ugliest-beauty-contest-held.html the UK's "Miss Hitler 2016".] <br />
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Retardness, royal [[aspierations]], Nazism, and transvestism - all rolled into one bundle of incoherent hatred. The perfect symbol of Scotland's true ambition, ladies and gentlemen.<br><br><br />
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File:Scottish miss hitler 2016 pic1.jpg|Jews will be kilt<br />
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==The Scotsman==<br />
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Image:Scrooge.jpg|Unrealistic depiction of a Scot - far too generous and lavish. Also, notice the lack of alcohol.<br />
Image:Gkwilly.gif|Slightly more accurate, since it depicts the jaundice resulting from [[Alcoholism|liver failure]]<br />
Image:FatScottishFromMovie.jpg|What a typical Scottish citizen really looks like. [[true|hawt]]<br />
File:Typical fat drunken scottish football fans.jpg|You thought we were kidding?<br />
File:Scotch communist james doleman.png|The famous "Glasgow smile"<br />
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[[File:One million feebleminded scots morning post 31 dec 1931.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A Warning From History]]<br />
A short [[England|Englishman]] with a head-cold and severe mental [[retard]]ation, most notable for their fondness for [[animal]] innards and deep fried anything, which they probably only eat because they've lost so many drinking games to the [[Irish]]. They also get sunburn from fireworks and therefore can't celebrate St Patrick's day, something else the [[Irish]] can do quite well at. They have an inability to string a sentence together that makes sense or doesn't involve the words, fuck, cunt, "[[England|English]] [[cock|wankers]]/[[French]] [[gay|sissies]]/[[Wales|Welsh]] [[Lord of the Rings|trolls]]" or [[semen|"got any special brew pal?"]].<br />
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The Scrotsman is also known to be extremely Jew with his money, thus, in the rest of the [[UK]] all the jokes you hear in America about [[Jews]] being tight-fisted are about Scots. Although more intelligent than their English chav counterparts, nearly all Scottish people suffer from [[unwarranted self-importance]] and believe Scatland is the greatest country ever. This is ten times worse than the average American [[redneck]]. Many departments of tourism say it is [[common knowledge]] to only approach Scrottish people when they are on heroin, as this is their most relaxed state.<br />
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Scrotsmen like [[Sir Billi|Sean Connery]] (who lives in Barbados, [[btw]]) always bitch about wanting a divorce from England, but never follow through because they know deep down Scatland is promoted to part-shithole from shithole while being part of the UK. This is similar to the middle-aged fat bitch everyone knows who whines about wanting a divorce but stays with her cheating husband for cock, money or food.<br />
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==Culture==<br />
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Image:Kilt Fan.jpg|Scrottish citizens enjoying an afternoon stroll.<br />
File:The-Krankies.jpg|[[Creepy|Beloved]] [[pedos|entertainers]] and [[DO NOT WANT|swingers]], The Krankies.<br />
Image:Heroin.jpg|The main source of entertainment in Scatland.<br />
File:Scottish salmon skirmish.jpg|Lies about cheaper fish<br />
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The Scottish they got culture, [[over 9000]] years of it, they say to you. The local Scotsman will try to tell you the culture of Scotland but when they do simply tell then that they will never be independent from England. <br />
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In the 1980s [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4 a BBC documentary drama called "Threads"] depicted the aftermath of global nuclear war and the struggle to survive and rebuild society. Starving, moaning survivors stumbled amid scenes of utter devastation, all depicted in such harrowing detail that TV reviewers resigned en masse and even today many Britons feel sick to their stomachs at the very memory. In fact, this portrayal of a collapsing civilisation was achieved at very low cost by spreading a rumour in Cumbernauld that a packet of cigarettes had been lost in the nearby village of Queenzieburn. The citizens of Cumbernauld then deserted their town like a plague of locusts and were secretly filmed doing so to be used as scenes of panic. While they were gone for the day, the cameramen and actors used their detritus-strewn empty streets and dilapidated houses to show the depths to which humanity could so easily be sunk.<br />
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==McBonics==<br />
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Scotland has a [[No|distinct language of its own,]] called Scots. It is in absolutely no way whatsoever a version of English that is written to be read out loud in a Scots accent, with a few bits of Scottish slang thrown in at random. None, do you hear? Indeed, [[English|the Scots language]] is used in Scotland's national [[Comic|paper,]] called ''The National'', which isn't a national paper because Scotland isn't a nation, [[Fact|it's a country.]] The ''National'''s chief [[Moonspeak|Scots-language]] [[Retard|writer]] is poet [[Powerword|Robert Wilson,]] who writes a regular column with his proud tongue (actually a spacker-stick on his forehead, because his fingers are too busy clutching at nearby pennies and unscrewing the bottle-caps of cheap whiskey). <br />
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Here are some of Robert Wilson's thoughts, as proudly promulgated by the National, which is in no way a complete fucking joke of a paper relying on bitter, ginger, alcoholic shut-ins for its readership.<br />
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== Survival Guide ==<br />
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Don't come to Scotland.<br />
If forced to, gather together the following:<br />
* Stab-proof vest<br />
* A prepapared set of anti-English shouts (or French. Or Irish. Or Welsh. Or German. Or American. Or Japanese. Or African. Or..Just call everyone a cunt)<br />
* A bottle of Buckfast (for tempting [[chavs|neds]] when they attack) <br />
* A wallet (if no Buckfast available)<br />
* Water proofs FUCKING LOADS of waterproofs!!<br />
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=== A Typical night in Glasgow ===<br />
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=== Useful phrases===<br />
[[File:Scottish wheelie bin jacuzzi.jpg|thumb|200px|N.b., A Scot's bin is always unused]]<br />
*'''Hello.'''<br />
*''Whit the fuck are you lookin at bytheway''<br />
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*'''Could you help me, please?'''<br />
*''Hey you geez ten quid fae some smack innit ahm pure gwan mental so ah am''<br />
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*'''No thank you.'''<br />
*''Ach fuxache gaunnae fuck aff afore ah chib ye, eh?''<br />
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*'''I would like these flowers, please.'''<br />
*''Youse keep edgy for the polis whilst ah pan the windaes''<br />
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*'''Is this train going to [X]?'''<br />
*''Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps ahm tellin ya''<br />
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*'''What does the chef recommend?'''<br />
*''Wiz fukn mental wi it last night innit fukn five bottles ae bucky nutted a fukn polis n lay in a pool ae ma oan pish in ma close fae sen oors fukn pure dead brewyinnt mate''<br />
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==Scottish Creations==<br />
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File:Scotch-egg.jpg|The Scotch Egg,<br><del>Scatland's second greatest achievement.</del> INVENTED IN LONDON YOU [[Monty_Python|TWIT!!]]<br />
Image:Scots.jpg|[[Hitler]] thought the Scots were sufficiently [[Aryan|Aryan,]] but had in fact misheard the word "Aberdeen"<br />
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*[[Bicycle|Artificial horse that costs nothing to feed, the]]<br />
*[[STFU|Bagpipes]] (actually invented by the Irish, who are just too ashamed to admit it)<br />
*[[Television|Devices to distract Scots from their poverty and misery]]<br />
*[[England|English, envy of the]]<br />
*[[Fat]], unattractive women<br />
*Google Glassgow (patented)<br />
*[[Andouillette|Haggis]] - scrapings stolen from abandoned sheep carcasses, sprinkled with pepper, and stuffed into a sheep's stomach before being boiled for three days<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
*[[Piss|Irn Bru]]<br />
*Lockable dustbins<br />
*[[Current Year|New Year's Eve]] - an annual moment of collective misery and regret, now inflicted on the rest of the planet<br />
*[[Rabbi|Rabbie Burns,]] the [[TL;DR|collected works]] of<br />
*[[truth|Racist hate of every other race, including themselves]]<br />
*Revolving door, the - doorknobs wear out so quickly, ye ken<br />
*Shortbread<br />
*Steam engine, the - hence the national poem being called [[Heroin|"Trainspotting"]]<br />
*[[Sweden|Swedes]] - which they insist on calling 'neeps' (known as 'Turnips' by everyone else), and vice-versa<br />
*[[Bestiality|Velcro gloves]]<br />
*Waterproof teabags<br />
*[[Welsh|Welsh, Irvine]] - even their major novelist is ashamed of his Scottishness<br />
*[[Whiskey|Scotch]]<br />
*[[Witchcraft|Wicker Man, the]] - famous documentary about life in the Orkney<br />
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==Loch Ness==<br />
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Snotland is also home to the Loch Ness, a large tepid puddle of [[piss]] and rainwater, which, according to a popular Scottish [[creepypasta]] is said to be inhabited by the [[fake|legendary]] Loch Ness Monster, a strange, [[penis|sea serpent]]-like creature [[your mom|of incredible size]] that has apparently lived in the loch since [[dinosaur|prehistoric times]].<br />
[[File:Loch ness monster legend and scots nats.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Coincidence? I THINK NOT!]]<br />
[[Lies|Claims]] made by [[losers|cryptozoologists]] regarding the existence of 'Nessie', as the locals affectionately refer to the monster, have been subject of much [[lulz|debate]] by the [[normal people|scientific community]]. [[Some argue]] that the stories of the monster's existence are nothing more than fabrications designed to attract tourists to an otherwise [[boring]] place like Loch Ness and sell them overpriced plush plesiosauruses in funny tartan hats, but nevertheless there is [[no|a wealth]] of evidence to support the idea that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|a creature or, more likely, a ''community'' of ''multiple'' carnivorous creatures of great size could live quite happily and comfortably in a small Scottish lake for millions of years with nobody ever seeing them]] including [[this looks shopped|many blurry, out-of-focus black and white photographs]] and written confessions of people who had previously claimed to have seen the monster admitting that, [[Troll's remorse|yeah, actually, they just made the whole thing up]].<br />
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In 1996, they made a movie about Loch Ness starring Ted Danson, [[lol|but nobody saw it]]. Ironic, really.<br />
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Since it is [[Hottie32|a vast prehistoric behemoth]] that lurks in Scotland and is only ever glimpsed fleetingly by tourists, [[Some argue|it is quite obvious]] that the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a [[Psy ops|Psy-Op]] aimed at keeping the English in a permanent state of [[Oh noes|anxiety]] about [[Unrealistic expectations|an ancient power waiting to emerge in the Highlands,]] like some tartan version of the [[Kraken]] of yore. But because it's a Scottish psy-op, [[Obvious|it fails.]]<br />
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==War On Terror==<br />
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[[Image:Daily_record.jpg|thumb|Scatland's Minister For Defence.]]<br />
Even though Scuntland claims to have invented [[terrorism]], the Scots have become the driving force for the War on Terror. The main reason for this is the Scottish national [[hero]], a man called [http://www.johnsmeaton.com John Smeaton]. He is a [[racist]] who hates all sandniggers and other niggers because they are fucking terrorists. He also prefers [[buttsex]]. However, when you remember that [[Transgender|even the men wear skirts]], it makes sense to go in the backdoor just in case you get a surprise round the front. This time it's not [[Christians|Protestants]] against [[idiots|Catholics]], it's [[Pakis]] against the world. <br><br />
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[[Internet celebrity|John Smeaton]], a [[FA|baggage handler]] at Glasgow Airport, is famous for having kicked a burning [[Suicide|suicidal]] terrorist in the [[balls]] [[last Thursday]], during a [[fail|terrorist]] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257194.stm attack]. Ironically, after mainstream media appearances and a [[Bebo]] [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=4335228442 appreciation site set up for him], he has become a target for terrorists in himself and has thus been [[pwned]] by the system and will soon become [[an hero]]. He only had one remark in response to his [[fail|courageous]] deed:<br />
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John Smeaton, king of Scotland for punching a burning SANDNIGGER... yeah, thanks that really helped. <br />
The overseer of Scotland can be seen here being an [[Internet tough guy|"oan tha' telly" toughguy]] hes almost as good as [[shitting dick nipples| shitting dick nipples.]] Glasgow really is the only place in the world where you'd [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257292.stm tackle someone] who was [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6929991.stm burning to death.]<br />
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=How to troll the Scottish=<br />
[[File:Scottish versus english £10 banknotes comparison.png|thumb|right|300px|Learn the difference. Or get robbed by the Britkikes]]<br />
*Ask them if Scotland will ever be [[Mel Gibson|free]]<br />
*Ask if England will ever be rid of Scotland<br />
*Point out that [[Tony Blair|Britain's most successful Scottish Prime Minister]] succeeded in politics by pretending to be English and that [[Gordon Brown|Britain's most obviously Scottish Prime Minister]] never even managed to win a single election<br />
*Call them a jocky<br />
*Ask why the guys have such fuzzy ass eyebrows<br />
*Say that Scottish music is for [[fag]]s<br />
*Ask why Scotland's two most famous creatures are both imaginary: OR -<br />
*Pretend you think the Haggis is a real animal (it's a famous [[IRL Troll|wind-up]] among Scots to tell naïve tourists that Haggises are real animals, but if you never let on that you suspect otherwise and keep asking to see one, they will soon get annoyed because you appear not to be trollable by their [[lies]])<br />
*Ask everyone you meet where you can buy some of this world-famous Scottish [[Drugs|"smack"]] you keep hearing about, but pretend you think it's some kind of [[Food|local delicacy]]<br />
*Approach [[Dealer|drug dealers]] (available in most Scottish pubs) and repeatedly ask them to sell you some "Haggis" as though you think it's a street name for [[Drugs|something more interesting]]<br />
*Insist that all Scottish lavatories are like the one seen in the film [[Drugs|''Trainspotting'']]<br />
*Point out that the minute he got [[Star Wars|Rich And Famous]], the star of ''Trainspotting'' fucked off to America the first chance he got and never came back<br />
*Ask them why the men wear skirts there<br />
*Insist on addressing kilt-wearing Scotsmen as though they were skirt-wearing women and skirt-wearing Scotswomen as though they were kilt-wearing men (this one is actually quite easy to do unintentionally, given their [[Sarcasm|fantastic Scottish genes]])<br />
*Ask a Scot to lift up his or her skirt because you've never seen day-glo ginger pubic hair before<br />
*If they try to troll you back by lifting their skirt and exposing their genitals, troll them right back by acting shocked and apologise because you thought they were the opposite sex to the one they are<br />
*Call them a "Faggistani". It sounds like Pakistani refering to them that they're from a third world country while also making fun of haggis.<br />
*Ask them why the Scottish were regarded as such a feeble threat by the [[Rome|Romans]] that when they invaded Britain before Jesus was born and built Hadrian's Wall right across England's northern border to keep the Scots out, they decided they only needed to make the wall [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Hadrians_Wall_with_Weedkiller.JPG about five feet tall at its highest point]<br />
*Point out that Scotland was an uninhabitable wilderness until [[Truth|the Irish decided to colonise it because they were drunk and had nothing better to do]] and that all their Mc/Mac clan names, each clan's tartans and even their fucking dreadful-sounding bagpipes are all Irish inventions. Then ask for directions to the nearest Irish theme-pub.<br />
*Make fun of their national football team.<br />
*Make sure you pay for everything with English-issued currency only and insist loudly on not being given any Scottish-issued currency in your change as though the person you're paying is obviously out to swindle you, despite the fact that Scottish and English banknotes are interchangeable. Become outraged if anyone tries to explain this to you, repeating "I know what thieving fucking Jews you Scottish cunts are!"<br />
*Ask them: "If you're so rich in culture, why did Scotland lose its old traditions to the English about 1000 years ago?" <br />
*Point out that if Scotland hadn't Jewed its way into the Act of Union [[100 years ago|in the year 1706]] and the Scottish Parliament hadn't [[Self-pwn|voted to abolish itself]], they wouldn't be wanting their fucking independence back from England in the first place, would they?<br />
*Tell them that [[The Royal Family#Queen Elizabeth II|Her Majesty the Queen]] (God Bless Her) dislikes the Scottish so much that she lives in London, only visits Scotland to stay in Her "holiday castle" and never appears in public on Scottish soil, and thinks so little of the place that [[Truth|She turned up to Her official Scottish coronation wearing a coat and carrying a handbag like she was just going shopping or something]]<br />
* Remind them that Her Majesty's husband Prince Philip is Duke of their capital city and fucking hates them for being drunks<br />
*Invite them to celebrate British unity by joining in singing the National Anthem. They will run out of lyrics by the end of verse one, but you keep going until you reach [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7126929.stm verse six]<br />
*Wonder out loud why it is that they can't name a single Scottish king, not even [[Psycho|MacBeth]], despite MacBeth being one of the biggest murdering cheats in Scottish history, to the extent that [[Read a book|England's national poet]] wrote one of the [[IRL Troll|greatest plays of all time about him]]<br />
*Tell a Scottish person that the [[English]] could beat your ass anyday.<br />
*Tell them how fat and unattractive you find [[Susan Boyle|even the best-looking Scottish woman]].<br />
*Ask them if they really do [[Wales|fuck sheep]]<br />
*Ask them what part of [[England]] Scotland is in<br />
*Always use the word "Scotch" instead of "Scottish", except when referring to a "Scottish Egg"<br />
*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"<br />
*Call them bloodthieving bastards.<br />
*Call them a nation of poofters and ponces, call them skirt wearing faggots, refer to bagpipes as "fagpipes" and haggis as "faggis" and draw comparisons to their obsession with football and imply that they are gay for watching men chase after balls (which for the record is super fucking gay).<br />
*Tell them that Scotland is so pathetic that it's incapable of even being a real country.<br />
*Call them a bunch of boring bastards with no redeeming qualities, and iterate that they are infact so boring that they have absolutely nothing going for them and that there's nothing to actually do in Scotland.<br />
*Tell them they suck niggerballs<br />
*Call them a bunch of analrapists.<br />
*Ask them why they love niggers so much.<br />
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=See Also=<br />
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*[[Tony Blair|Blair, Tony]] - Scots-born undercover infiltrator who gave the Scots their first taste of FREEEDUM for 300 years<br />
*[[Susan Boyle|Boyle, Susan]] - A true Scottish beauty. (Cf, [[Tyrannosaurus Reich|Loch Ness Monster]])<br />
*[[Prime Minister Gordon Brown|Brown, Gordon]] - in the land of the blind-drunk, this one-eyed man was king (briefly)<br />
*[[Sean Connery|Connery, Shaun]]<br />
*[[Drunk]]<br />
*[[Ginger]]<br />
*[[Jew]]<br />
*[[Redundant|Jewish ginger drunks]]<br />
*[[Nazi pug]] - national animal symbol of the area<br />
*[[Alan Rice|Rice, Alan]] - typical Scots inferiority complex<br />
*[[ShrekChan|Shrek]]<br />
*[[Sir Billi]]<br />
*[[United Kingdom]]<br />
*[[Wales]] - everything Scotland wishes it was<br />
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==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzflDap__U Scottish National Anthem] - Performed Live at Hogmanay 2005<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-R1F5RYOco Scottish National Anthem] - Performed recorded at Hogmanay forEVAR<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9AMTMr6AQ&feature=related Larry King interviews a Scotsman]<br />
* [http://thesun.mobi/thescottishsun/news/3850101/Scots-men-most-likely-to-flop-in-bed.html?mob=1 Scottish men most likely to flop in bed]<br />
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[[Category:Locations]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=North_Britain&diff=1895456North Britain2024-10-10T09:14:09Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */</p>
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<div>{{spoiler|they're at it again! after [[Brexit|2016]] scotland is going to break up the UK and join the EU}}<br><br />
{{quote|'''I'd like to drop an atom bomb'''<br>'''on the fucking Highlands'''<br>'''that would stop their whining'''<br>'''being Scottish is like having sex'''<br>'''with a dead camel or'''<br>'''the editor of a poetry magazine'''|Scotland's national bard, [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuck-Scotland-Francis-Gallagher/dp/B001A4G5KY Francis Gallagher]}} <br />
[[File:Brexit indyscot nicola sturgeon and martin schultz.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Perfidious Alba gets a totally not-staged post-[[Brexit]] photo-op welcome from the EU. [[Problem?|Problem, England?]]]]<br />
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[[Image:Alex salmond is a nazi.jpg|135px|thumb|The first <s>Fuhrer</s> First Minister of Scotland]]<br />
<br>'''North Britain''' [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|20px]] or '''England's Toupee''' (previously known as '''Scotland'''{{jew}}), is a small village near [[Norway]]. Part of Great Britain since 1707, it has tried to get a divorce several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of [[Mel Gibson|''Braveheart'']]-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage. Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the kilted Kikes of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it. Europe, meanwhile, was still pissed off with Scotland after their last attempt to flee to them, and simply told the Scots to sit the fuck down.<br />
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This is entirely in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh McDiarmid -- the founder of modern so-called "Scottish" nationalism (and "Scotland"'s greatest modern 'poet') -- was [http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/culture/hugh-macdiarmid-scots-would-have-been-better-off-under-the-nazis-1-797634 a Nazi sympathiser] who was quite happy to see [[Hitler|Germany]] win the [[Eurovision Song Contest|Second World War]] if it meant a better deal for "Scotland." Brilliantly, he decided [[Facepalm|he was also a Communist,]] just to double his chances of victory. At first, [[CIA|MI5]] thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was [http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/releases/2005/highlights_sep/sep5/interest.htm too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security]. Eventually, both the "Scottish" nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he went back to crying and wanking in his windowless granite hovel. <br />
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Nevertheless, McDiarmid's legacy lives on in today's [[KGB|so-called "Scottish National Party",]] under the leadership of Nicola "Wee Jimmie" McSturgeon and her [[Beastpaint|woad-wearing]] turncoat rabble in their [[Hugbox|pretend parliament]] at Holyrood.<br />
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North Britain [[Last Thursday|today]] is well known for their awesome peps (whom wear a sexually appealing skirt known as a "kilt"), mass consumption of alcohol, drug problems, legally allowing the mass breeding of [[Gingers]] unchecked and primarily for hating the English for raping their children. <br />
North Britain's national languages are [[Gay|Gaelic]] and "Scottish" (a descendant of drunk talk and non-coherent mumbling), which is their very own mangled [[rape|rape]] attempt on the English language. So-called "Scotland" is also famous for inventing [[English]] and [[soccer]]<br />
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The town of Paisley is the death capital of the world.<br />
The best damn country in the whole universe. <br />
Most Americans think it's all just hills and sheep. They're wrong. There is hills, sheep and IRN BRU - the best beverage known to man!<br />
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== [[Fact|At's Shӕite Bein' Scöttash ken]] ==<br />
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Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify [[win]]. <br />
They are the [[Korea]]ns of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realize how flawed they are by producing improved versions. To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious [[Unwarranted self importance|superiority complex]] towards any country they could manage to remember the name of in between each bottle of whiskey. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the "Scottish Cringe". They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame.<br />
They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for [[AIDS]] and all of the [[lol|world’s wars]]. <br />
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Oh yeah, they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened [[over 9000]] years [[Nobody cares|before they were even born]]. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak [[English|the world's greatest language.]]<br />
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It is known that Scotland is the most scunty and pathetic place on earth, so much so that it isn't even a real country.<br />
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==Relationship with England==<br />
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The short version:<br />
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If you're some manner of outsider and have trouble understanding how Scotland compares to [[England]], then consult this helpful guide by clicking on the following symbol: {{collapseobject|hid|[-]|[+]|0|<br />
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If England was America, Scotland would be Canada.<br />
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If England was Australia, Scotland would be New Zealand.<br />
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If England was Spain, Scotland would be Portugal.<br />
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If England was Brazil, Scotland would be Uruguay.<br />
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If England was China, Scotland would be Hong Kong.<br />
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If England was The Earth, Scotland would be The Moon.<br />
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If England was Russia, Scotland would be Ukraine.<br />
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If England was Bald, Scotland would be Wig.<br />
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If England was England, The whole world would be Scotland.<br />
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If England was Drawer, Scotland would be Kitchen Knife.<br />
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If England was Television, Scotland would be Remote.<br />
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If England was Coyote, Scotland would be dynamite.<br />
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If England was Cyrodiil, Scotland would be Skyrim.}}<br />
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===[[Completely irrelevant history|Ongoing Grudgewank]]===<br />
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The slightly longer version:<br />
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[[File:Free scotland.jpg|thumb|150px|You can't even give it away]]<br />
In a nutshell, Scotland took over England and then got kicked out and abolished, and has been plotting revenge for hundreds of years. When England's bald Welsh Queen [[Virgin|Elizabeth I died without leaving any children,]] her cousin King James VI of Scotland became the King of England too (and was known as James I to the English). This made Scotland happy, but it was the last time they got the better of their neighbours. James I's son and successor Charles I turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] and the English rose up and [[Beheading video|chopped his head off.]] Then Charles I's grandson, James II (and VII), turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] (seeing a theme here?) and was told to GTFO. That was the end of the Scots tyranny and the land rejoiced in its new-found freedom. <br />
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Shortly after that, [[The Royal Family|the Germans]] took over and unified Scotland and England and a bit of Ireland that no-one was using (hence "United Kingdom", geddit?) The evil Scots were [[Rage|unamused]] and tried several times to invade England [[100 years ago|during the 18th Century]] and [[Terrorism|topple the rightful King.]] But they failed miserably because they were [[Drunk|drunk,]] [[Fat|fat,]] and [[Gay|gay.]] In revenge, the English carried out [[The Final Solution|the Highland Clearances]] and [[B&]] the Scots from wearing their [[Tranny|tranny gear.]]<br />
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Finally vanquished, the Scottish threat subsided for many years, contenting themselves with [[BAWWW|pathetic temper tantrums]] such as [[Terrorism|bombing public mail-boxes]] because they carried the inscription "Elizabeth II" [[SNCA|(the present Queen is really "Elizabeth I" in Scotland).]] The English just lolled and went back to their cream teas and doing the Lambeth Walk. However, the Scottish serpent reared up again and that is how things stand today, with England locked in a death struggle with the resurrected monster of Scots Nationalism. <br />
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Examples include [[Nazi pug|the training of specialist undercover dogs]] to demoralise the nation and [http://www.thinkscotland.org/thinkpolitics/articles.html?read_full=12675&article=www.thinkscotland.org spreading false propaganda that England was willing to let Germany invade Scotland during WWII.] This last one doesn't annoy them because England was going to abandon Scotland, they're pissed off because England won the war and Germany didn't get to invade Scotland in the end, where hotel rooms were being spruced up from 1939 onward in eager anticipation of the Teutonic liberators, the [[Fat|white-pudding-eating]] [[Ginger|red-pubed]] [[Cunts|quislings.]]<br />
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As a sign of resurgent Scottish nationalism, on the very same day in June 2016 that Scotland began official talks about joining the EU, a Scottish [[Man|woman]] going by the online alias [[Irony|"A-Bus-Full-Of-Retards"]] was officially crowned [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666697/Scottish-woman-named-Miss-HITLER-2016-neo-Nazi-competition-dubbed-ugliest-beauty-contest-held.html the UK's "Miss Hitler 2016".] <br />
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Retardness, royal [[aspierations]], Nazism, and transvestism - all rolled into one bundle of incoherent hatred. The perfect symbol of Scotland's true ambition, ladies and gentlemen.<br><br><br />
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==The Scotsman==<br />
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Image:Gkwilly.gif|Slightly more accurate, since it depicts the jaundice resulting from [[Alcoholism|liver failure]]<br />
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A short [[England|Englishman]] with a head-cold and severe mental [[retard]]ation, most notable for their fondness for [[animal]] innards and deep fried anything, which they probably only eat because they've lost so many drinking games to the [[Irish]]. They also get sunburn from fireworks and therefore can't celebrate St Patrick's day, something else the [[Irish]] can do quite well at. They have an inability to string a sentence together that makes sense or doesn't involve the words, fuck, cunt, "[[England|English]] [[cock|wankers]]/[[French]] [[gay|sissies]]/[[Wales|Welsh]] [[Lord of the Rings|trolls]]" or [[semen|"got any special brew pal?"]].<br />
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The Scrotsman is also known to be extremely Jew with his money, thus, in the rest of the [[UK]] all the jokes you hear in America about [[Jews]] being tight-fisted are about Scots. Although more intelligent than their English chav counterparts, nearly all Scottish people suffer from [[unwarranted self-importance]] and believe Scatland is the greatest country ever. This is ten times worse than the average American [[redneck]]. Many departments of tourism say it is [[common knowledge]] to only approach Scrottish people when they are on heroin, as this is their most relaxed state.<br />
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Scrotsmen like [[Sir Billi|Sean Connery]] (who lives in Barbados, [[btw]]) always bitch about wanting a divorce from England, but never follow through because they know deep down Scatland is promoted to part-shithole from shithole while being part of the UK. This is similar to the middle-aged fat bitch everyone knows who whines about wanting a divorce but stays with her cheating husband for cock, money or food.<br />
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==Culture==<br />
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File:The-Krankies.jpg|[[Creepy|Beloved]] [[pedos|entertainers]] and [[DO NOT WANT|swingers]], The Krankies.<br />
Image:Heroin.jpg|The main source of entertainment in Scatland.<br />
File:Scottish salmon skirmish.jpg|Lies about cheaper fish<br />
File:Scottish independence tunnocks teacakes protest.jpg|The gheyest protest evar. [https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/fifty-five-percent-of-scots-prefer-tunnocks?utm_term=.bvoRZoVpGO#.biPNEplboP Amazing full story here]<br />
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The Scottish they got culture, [[over 9000]] years of it, they say to you. The local Scotsman will try to tell you the culture of Scotland but when they do simply tell then that they will never be independent from England. <br />
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In the 1980s [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4 a BBC documentary drama called "Threads"] depicted the aftermath of global nuclear war and the struggle to survive and rebuild society. Starving, moaning survivors stumbled amid scenes of utter devastation, all depicted in such harrowing detail that TV reviewers resigned en masse and even today many Britons feel sick to their stomachs at the very memory. In fact, this portrayal of a collapsing civilisation was achieved at very low cost by spreading a rumour in Cumbernauld that a packet of cigarettes had been lost in the nearby village of Queenzieburn. The citizens of Cumbernauld then deserted their town like a plague of locusts and were secretly filmed doing so to be used as scenes of panic. While they were gone for the day, the cameramen and actors used their detritus-strewn empty streets and dilapidated houses to show the depths to which humanity could so easily be sunk.<br />
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==McBonics==<br />
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Scotland has a [[No|distinct language of its own,]] called Scots. It is in absolutely no way whatsoever a version of English that is written to be read out loud in a Scots accent, with a few bits of Scottish slang thrown in at random. None, do you hear? Indeed, [[English|the Scots language]] is used in Scotland's national [[Comic|paper,]] called ''The National'', which isn't a national paper because Scotland isn't a nation, [[Fact|it's a country.]] The ''National'''s chief [[Moonspeak|Scots-language]] [[Retard|writer]] is poet [[Powerword|Robert Wilson,]] who writes a regular column with his proud tongue (actually a spacker-stick on his forehead, because his fingers are too busy clutching at nearby pennies and unscrewing the bottle-caps of cheap whiskey). <br />
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Here are some of Robert Wilson's thoughts, as proudly promulgated by the National, which is in no way a complete fucking joke of a paper relying on bitter, ginger, alcoholic shut-ins for its readership.<br />
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== Survival Guide ==<br />
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Don't come to Scotland.<br />
If forced to, gather together the following:<br />
* Stab-proof vest<br />
* A prepapared set of anti-English shouts (or French. Or Irish. Or Welsh. Or German. Or American. Or Japanese. Or African. Or..Just call everyone a cunt)<br />
* A bottle of Buckfast (for tempting [[chavs|neds]] when they attack) <br />
* A wallet (if no Buckfast available)<br />
* Water proofs FUCKING LOADS of waterproofs!!<br />
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=== A Typical night in Glasgow ===<br />
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=== Useful phrases===<br />
[[File:Scottish wheelie bin jacuzzi.jpg|thumb|200px|N.b., A Scot's bin is always unused]]<br />
*'''Hello.'''<br />
*''Whit the fuck are you lookin at bytheway''<br />
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*'''Could you help me, please?'''<br />
*''Hey you geez ten quid fae some smack innit ahm pure gwan mental so ah am''<br />
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*'''No thank you.'''<br />
*''Ach fuxache gaunnae fuck aff afore ah chib ye, eh?''<br />
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*'''I would like these flowers, please.'''<br />
*''Youse keep edgy for the polis whilst ah pan the windaes''<br />
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*'''Is this train going to [X]?'''<br />
*''Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps ahm tellin ya''<br />
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*'''What does the chef recommend?'''<br />
*''Wiz fukn mental wi it last night innit fukn five bottles ae bucky nutted a fukn polis n lay in a pool ae ma oan pish in ma close fae sen oors fukn pure dead brewyinnt mate''<br />
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==Scottish Creations==<br />
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File:Scotch-egg.jpg|The Scotch Egg,<br><del>Scatland's second greatest achievement.</del> INVENTED IN LONDON YOU [[Monty_Python|TWIT!!]]<br />
Image:Scots.jpg|[[Hitler]] thought the Scots were sufficiently [[Aryan|Aryan,]] but had in fact misheard the word "Aberdeen"<br />
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*[[Bicycle|Artificial horse that costs nothing to feed, the]]<br />
*[[STFU|Bagpipes]] (actually invented by the Irish, who are just too ashamed to admit it)<br />
*[[Television|Devices to distract Scots from their poverty and misery]]<br />
*[[England|English, envy of the]]<br />
*[[Fat]], unattractive women<br />
*Google Glassgow (patented)<br />
*[[Andouillette|Haggis]] - scrapings stolen from abandoned sheep carcasses, sprinkled with pepper, and stuffed into a sheep's stomach before being boiled for three days<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
*[[Piss|Irn Bru]]<br />
*Lockable dustbins<br />
*[[Current Year|New Year's Eve]] - an annual moment of collective misery and regret, now inflicted on the rest of the planet<br />
*[[Rabbi|Rabbie Burns,]] the [[TL;DR|collected works]] of<br />
*[[truth|Racist hate of every other race, including themselves]]<br />
*Revolving door, the - doorknobs wear out so quickly, ye ken<br />
*Shortbread<br />
*Steam engine, the - hence the national poem being called [[Heroin|"Trainspotting"]]<br />
*[[Sweden|Swedes]] - which they insist on calling 'neeps' (known as 'Turnips' by everyone else), and vice-versa<br />
*[[Bestiality|Velcro gloves]]<br />
*Waterproof teabags<br />
*[[Welsh|Welsh, Irvine]] - even their major novelist is ashamed of his Scottishness<br />
*[[Whiskey|Scotch]]<br />
*[[Witchcraft|Wicker Man, the]] - famous documentary about life in the Orkney<br />
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==Loch Ness==<br />
{{spoiler|THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOES NOT EXIST!!!}}<br />
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Snotland is also home to the Loch Ness, a large tepid puddle of [[piss]] and rainwater, which, according to a popular Scottish [[creepypasta]] is said to be inhabited by the [[fake|legendary]] Loch Ness Monster, a strange, [[penis|sea serpent]]-like creature [[your mom|of incredible size]] that has apparently lived in the loch since [[dinosaur|prehistoric times]].<br />
[[File:Loch ness monster legend and scots nats.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Coincidence? I THINK NOT!]]<br />
[[Lies|Claims]] made by [[losers|cryptozoologists]] regarding the existence of 'Nessie', as the locals affectionately refer to the monster, have been subject of much [[lulz|debate]] by the [[normal people|scientific community]]. [[Some argue]] that the stories of the monster's existence are nothing more than fabrications designed to attract tourists to an otherwise [[boring]] place like Loch Ness and sell them overpriced plush plesiosauruses in funny tartan hats, but nevertheless there is [[no|a wealth]] of evidence to support the idea that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|a creature or, more likely, a ''community'' of ''multiple'' carnivorous creatures of great size could live quite happily and comfortably in a small Scottish lake for millions of years with nobody ever seeing them]] including [[this looks shopped|many blurry, out-of-focus black and white photographs]] and written confessions of people who had previously claimed to have seen the monster admitting that, [[Troll's remorse|yeah, actually, they just made the whole thing up]].<br />
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In 1996, they made a movie about Loch Ness starring Ted Danson, [[lol|but nobody saw it]]. Ironic, really.<br />
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Since it is [[Hottie32|a vast prehistoric behemoth]] that lurks in Scotland and is only ever glimpsed fleetingly by tourists, [[Some argue|it is quite obvious]] that the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a [[Psy ops|Psy-Op]] aimed at keeping the English in a permanent state of [[Oh noes|anxiety]] about [[Unrealistic expectations|an ancient power waiting to emerge in the Highlands,]] like some tartan version of the [[Kraken]] of yore. But because it's a Scottish psy-op, [[Obvious|it fails.]]<br />
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==War On Terror==<br />
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[[Image:Daily_record.jpg|thumb|Scatland's Minister For Defence.]]<br />
Even though Scuntland claims to have invented [[terrorism]], the Scots have become the driving force for the War on Terror. The main reason for this is the Scottish national [[hero]], a man called [http://www.johnsmeaton.com John Smeaton]. He is a [[racist]] who hates all sandniggers and other niggers because they are fucking terrorists. He also prefers [[buttsex]]. However, when you remember that [[Transgender|even the men wear skirts]], it makes sense to go in the backdoor just in case you get a surprise round the front. This time it's not [[Christians|Protestants]] against [[idiots|Catholics]], it's [[Pakis]] against the world. <br><br />
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[[Internet celebrity|John Smeaton]], a [[FA|baggage handler]] at Glasgow Airport, is famous for having kicked a burning [[Suicide|suicidal]] terrorist in the [[balls]] [[last Thursday]], during a [[fail|terrorist]] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257194.stm attack]. Ironically, after mainstream media appearances and a [[Bebo]] [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=4335228442 appreciation site set up for him], he has become a target for terrorists in himself and has thus been [[pwned]] by the system and will soon become [[an hero]]. He only had one remark in response to his [[fail|courageous]] deed:<br />
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John Smeaton, king of Scotland for punching a burning SANDNIGGER... yeah, thanks that really helped. <br />
The overseer of Scotland can be seen here being an [[Internet tough guy|"oan tha' telly" toughguy]] hes almost as good as [[shitting dick nipples| shitting dick nipples.]] Glasgow really is the only place in the world where you'd [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257292.stm tackle someone] who was [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6929991.stm burning to death.]<br />
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=How to troll the Scottish=<br />
[[File:Scottish versus english £10 banknotes comparison.png|thumb|right|300px|Learn the difference. Or get robbed by the Britkikes]]<br />
*Ask them if Scotland will ever be [[Mel Gibson|free]]<br />
*Ask if England will ever be rid of Scotland<br />
*Point out that [[Tony Blair|Britain's most successful Scottish Prime Minister]] succeeded in politics by pretending to be English and that [[Gordon Brown|Britain's most obviously Scottish Prime Minister]] never even managed to win a single election<br />
*Call them a jocky<br />
*Ask why the guys have such fuzzy ass eyebrows<br />
*Say that Scottish music is for [[fag]]s<br />
*Ask why Scotland's two most famous creatures are both imaginary: OR -<br />
*Pretend you think the Haggis is a real animal (it's a famous [[IRL Troll|wind-up]] among Scots to tell naïve tourists that Haggises are real animals, but if you never let on that you suspect otherwise and keep asking to see one, they will soon get annoyed because you appear not to be trollable by their [[lies]])<br />
*Ask everyone you meet where you can buy some of this world-famous Scottish [[Drugs|"smack"]] you keep hearing about, but pretend you think it's some kind of [[Food|local delicacy]]<br />
*Approach [[Dealer|drug dealers]] (available in most Scottish pubs) and repeatedly ask them to sell you some "Haggis" as though you think it's a street name for [[Drugs|something more interesting]]<br />
*Insist that all Scottish lavatories are like the one seen in the film [[Drugs|''Trainspotting'']]<br />
*Point out that the minute he got [[Star Wars|Rich And Famous]], the star of ''Trainspotting'' fucked off to America the first chance he got and never came back<br />
*Ask them why the men wear skirts there<br />
*Insist on addressing kilt-wearing Scotsmen as though they were skirt-wearing women and skirt-wearing Scotswomen as though they were kilt-wearing men (this one is actually quite easy to do unintentionally, given their [[Sarcasm|fantastic Scottish genes]])<br />
*Ask a Scot to lift up his or her skirt because you've never seen day-glo ginger pubic hair before<br />
*If they try to troll you back by lifting their skirt and exposing their genitals, troll them right back by acting shocked and apologise because you thought they were the opposite sex to the one they are<br />
*Call them a "Faggistani". It sounds like Pakistani refering to them that they're from a third world country while also making fun of haggis.<br />
*Ask them why the Scottish were regarded as such a feeble threat by the [[Rome|Romans]] that when they invaded Britain before Jesus was born and built Hadrian's Wall right across England's northern border to keep the Scots out, they decided they only needed to make the wall [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Hadrians_Wall_with_Weedkiller.JPG about five feet tall at its highest point]<br />
*Point out that Scotland was an uninhabitable wilderness until [[Truth|the Irish decided to colonise it because they were drunk and had nothing better to do]] and that all their Mc/Mac clan names, each clan's tartans and even their fucking dreadful-sounding bagpipes are all Irish inventions. Then ask for directions to the nearest Irish theme-pub.<br />
*Make fun of their national football team.<br />
*Make sure you pay for everything with English-issued currency only and insist loudly on not being given any Scottish-issued currency in your change as though the person you're paying is obviously out to swindle you, despite the fact that Scottish and English banknotes are interchangeable. Become outraged if anyone tries to explain this to you, repeating "I know what thieving fucking Jews you Scottish cunts are!"<br />
*Ask them: "If you're so rich in culture, why did Scotland lose its old traditions to the English about 1000 years ago?" <br />
*Point out that if Scotland hadn't Jewed its way into the Act of Union [[100 years ago|in the year 1706]] and the Scottish Parliament hadn't [[Self-pwn|voted to abolish itself]], they wouldn't be wanting their fucking independence back from England in the first place, would they?<br />
*Tell them that [[The Royal Family#Queen Elizabeth II|Her Majesty the Queen]] (God Bless Her) dislikes the Scottish so much that she lives in London, only visits Scotland to stay in Her "holiday castle" and never appears in public on Scottish soil, and thinks so little of the place that [[Truth|She turned up to Her official Scottish coronation wearing a coat and carrying a handbag like she was just going shopping or something]]<br />
* Remind them that Her Majesty's husband Prince Philip is Duke of their capital city and fucking hates them for being drunks<br />
*Invite them to celebrate British unity by joining in singing the National Anthem. They will run out of lyrics by the end of verse one, but you keep going until you reach [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7126929.stm verse six]<br />
*Wonder out loud why it is that they can't name a single Scottish king, not even [[Psycho|MacBeth]], despite MacBeth being one of the biggest murdering cheats in Scottish history, to the extent that [[Read a book|England's national poet]] wrote one of the [[IRL Troll|greatest plays of all time about him]]<br />
*Tell a Scottish person that the [[English]] could beat your ass anyday.<br />
*Tell them how fat and unattractive you find [[Susan Boyle|even the best-looking Scottish woman]].<br />
*Ask them if they really do [[Wales|fuck sheep]]<br />
*Ask them what part of [[England]] Scotland is in<br />
*Always use the word "Scotch" instead of "Scottish", except when referring to a "Scottish Egg"<br />
*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"<br />
*Call them bloodthieving bastards.<br />
*Call them a nation of poofters and ponces, call them skirt wearing faggots, refer to bagpipes as "fagpipes" and haggis as "faggis" and draw comparisons to their obsession with football and imply that they are gay for watching men chase after balls (which for the record is super fucking gay).<br />
*Tell them that Scotland is so pathetic that it's incapable of even being a real country.<br />
*Call them a bunch of boring bastards with no redeeming qualities, and iterate that they are infact so boring that they have absolutely nothing going for them and that there's nothing to actually do in Scotland.<br />
*Tell them they suck niggerballs<br />
*Call them a bunch of analrapists.<br />
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=See Also=<br />
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*[[Tony Blair|Blair, Tony]] - Scots-born undercover infiltrator who gave the Scots their first taste of FREEEDUM for 300 years<br />
*[[Susan Boyle|Boyle, Susan]] - A true Scottish beauty. (Cf, [[Tyrannosaurus Reich|Loch Ness Monster]])<br />
*[[Prime Minister Gordon Brown|Brown, Gordon]] - in the land of the blind-drunk, this one-eyed man was king (briefly)<br />
*[[Sean Connery|Connery, Shaun]]<br />
*[[Drunk]]<br />
*[[Ginger]]<br />
*[[Jew]]<br />
*[[Redundant|Jewish ginger drunks]]<br />
*[[Nazi pug]] - national animal symbol of the area<br />
*[[Alan Rice|Rice, Alan]] - typical Scots inferiority complex<br />
*[[ShrekChan|Shrek]]<br />
*[[Sir Billi]]<br />
*[[United Kingdom]]<br />
*[[Wales]] - everything Scotland wishes it was<br />
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==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzflDap__U Scottish National Anthem] - Performed Live at Hogmanay 2005<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-R1F5RYOco Scottish National Anthem] - Performed recorded at Hogmanay forEVAR<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9AMTMr6AQ&feature=related Larry King interviews a Scotsman]<br />
* [http://thesun.mobi/thescottishsun/news/3850101/Scots-men-most-likely-to-flop-in-bed.html?mob=1 Scottish men most likely to flop in bed]<br />
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[[Category:Locations]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=North_Britain&diff=1895455North Britain2024-10-10T09:10:26Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */</p>
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<div>{{spoiler|they're at it again! after [[Brexit|2016]] scotland is going to break up the UK and join the EU}}<br><br />
{{quote|'''I'd like to drop an atom bomb'''<br>'''on the fucking Highlands'''<br>'''that would stop their whining'''<br>'''being Scottish is like having sex'''<br>'''with a dead camel or'''<br>'''the editor of a poetry magazine'''|Scotland's national bard, [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuck-Scotland-Francis-Gallagher/dp/B001A4G5KY Francis Gallagher]}} <br />
[[File:Brexit indyscot nicola sturgeon and martin schultz.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Perfidious Alba gets a totally not-staged post-[[Brexit]] photo-op welcome from the EU. [[Problem?|Problem, England?]]]]<br />
[[File:Trust a Scot, I'd rather not.png|150px|thumb|Trust a Scot?<br> I'd rather not.]]<br />
[[Image:Alex salmond is a nazi.jpg|135px|thumb|The first <s>Fuhrer</s> First Minister of Scotland]]<br />
<br>'''North Britain''' [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|20px]] or '''England's Toupee''' (previously known as '''Scotland'''{{jew}}), is a small village near [[Norway]]. Part of Great Britain since 1707, it has tried to get a divorce several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of [[Mel Gibson|''Braveheart'']]-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage. Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the kilted Kikes of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it. Europe, meanwhile, was still pissed off with Scotland after their last attempt to flee to them, and simply told the Scots to sit the fuck down.<br />
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This is entirely in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh McDiarmid -- the founder of modern so-called "Scottish" nationalism (and "Scotland"'s greatest modern 'poet') -- was [http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/culture/hugh-macdiarmid-scots-would-have-been-better-off-under-the-nazis-1-797634 a Nazi sympathiser] who was quite happy to see [[Hitler|Germany]] win the [[Eurovision Song Contest|Second World War]] if it meant a better deal for "Scotland." Brilliantly, he decided [[Facepalm|he was also a Communist,]] just to double his chances of victory. At first, [[CIA|MI5]] thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was [http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/releases/2005/highlights_sep/sep5/interest.htm too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security]. Eventually, both the "Scottish" nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he went back to crying and wanking in his windowless granite hovel. <br />
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Nevertheless, McDiarmid's legacy lives on in today's [[KGB|so-called "Scottish National Party",]] under the leadership of Nicola "Wee Jimmie" McSturgeon and her [[Beastpaint|woad-wearing]] turncoat rabble in their [[Hugbox|pretend parliament]] at Holyrood.<br />
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North Britain [[Last Thursday|today]] is well known for their awesome peps (whom wear a sexually appealing skirt known as a "kilt"), mass consumption of alcohol, drug problems, legally allowing the mass breeding of [[Gingers]] unchecked and primarily for hating the English for raping their children. <br />
North Britain's national languages are [[Gay|Gaelic]] and "Scottish" (a descendant of drunk talk and non-coherent mumbling), which is their very own mangled [[rape|rape]] attempt on the English language. So-called "Scotland" is also famous for inventing [[English]] and [[soccer]]<br />
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The town of Paisley is the death capital of the world.<br />
The best damn country in the whole universe. <br />
Most Americans think it's all just hills and sheep. They're wrong. There is hills, sheep and IRN BRU - the best beverage known to man!<br />
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== [[Fact|At's Shӕite Bein' Scöttash ken]] ==<br />
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Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify [[win]]. <br />
They are the [[Korea]]ns of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realize how flawed they are by producing improved versions. To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious [[Unwarranted self importance|superiority complex]] towards any country they could manage to remember the name of in between each bottle of whiskey. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the "Scottish Cringe". They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame.<br />
They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for [[AIDS]] and all of the [[lol|world’s wars]]. <br />
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Oh yeah, they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened [[over 9000]] years [[Nobody cares|before they were even born]]. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak [[English|the world's greatest language.]]<br />
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It is known that Scotland is the most scunty and pathetic place on earth, so much so that it isn't even a real country.<br />
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==Relationship with England==<br />
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The short version:<br />
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If you're some manner of outsider and have trouble understanding how Scotland compares to [[England]], then consult this helpful guide by clicking on the following symbol: {{collapseobject|hid|[-]|[+]|0|<br />
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If England was America, Scotland would be Canada.<br />
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If England was Australia, Scotland would be New Zealand.<br />
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If England was Spain, Scotland would be Portugal.<br />
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If England was Brazil, Scotland would be Uruguay.<br />
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If England was China, Scotland would be Hong Kong.<br />
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If England was The Earth, Scotland would be The Moon.<br />
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If England was Russia, Scotland would be Ukraine.<br />
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If England was Bald, Scotland would be Wig.<br />
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If England was England, The whole world would be Scotland.<br />
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If England was Drawer, Scotland would be Kitchen Knife.<br />
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If England was Television, Scotland would be Remote.<br />
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If England was Coyote, Scotland would be dynamite.<br />
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If England was Cyrodiil, Scotland would be Skyrim.}}<br />
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===[[Completely irrelevant history|Ongoing Grudgewank]]===<br />
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The slightly longer version:<br />
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File:Scottish wwii hero private hugh mckintyre.jpg|A fearsome Scots warrior: The English took one look and fainted<br />
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File:Scot nazi redesign flag.png|Och heil the noo<br />
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[[File:United kingdom union jack map.jpg|right|100px]]<br />
[[File:Free scotland.jpg|thumb|150px|You can't even give it away]]<br />
In a nutshell, Scotland took over England and then got kicked out and abolished, and has been plotting revenge for hundreds of years. When England's bald Welsh Queen [[Virgin|Elizabeth I died without leaving any children,]] her cousin King James VI of Scotland became the King of England too (and was known as James I to the English). This made Scotland happy, but it was the last time they got the better of their neighbours. James I's son and successor Charles I turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] and the English rose up and [[Beheading video|chopped his head off.]] Then Charles I's grandson, James II (and VII), turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] (seeing a theme here?) and was told to GTFO. That was the end of the Scots tyranny and the land rejoiced in its new-found freedom. <br />
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Shortly after that, [[The Royal Family|the Germans]] took over and unified Scotland and England and a bit of Ireland that no-one was using (hence "United Kingdom", geddit?) The evil Scots were [[Rage|unamused]] and tried several times to invade England [[100 years ago|during the 18th Century]] and [[Terrorism|topple the rightful King.]] But they failed miserably because they were [[Drunk|drunk,]] [[Fat|fat,]] and [[Gay|gay.]] In revenge, the English carried out [[The Final Solution|the Highland Clearances]] and [[B&]] the Scots from wearing their [[Tranny|tranny gear.]]<br />
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Finally vanquished, the Scottish threat subsided for many years, contenting themselves with [[BAWWW|pathetic temper tantrums]] such as [[Terrorism|bombing public mail-boxes]] because they carried the inscription "Elizabeth II" [[SNCA|(the present Queen is really "Elizabeth I" in Scotland).]] The English just lolled and went back to their cream teas and doing the Lambeth Walk. However, the Scottish serpent reared up again and that is how things stand today, with England locked in a death struggle with the resurrected monster of Scots Nationalism. <br />
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Examples include [[Nazi pug|the training of specialist undercover dogs]] to demoralise the nation and [http://www.thinkscotland.org/thinkpolitics/articles.html?read_full=12675&article=www.thinkscotland.org spreading false propaganda that England was willing to let Germany invade Scotland during WWII.] This last one doesn't annoy them because England was going to abandon Scotland, they're pissed off because England won the war and Germany didn't get to invade Scotland in the end, where hotel rooms were being spruced up from 1939 onward in eager anticipation of the Teutonic liberators, the [[Fat|white-pudding-eating]] [[Ginger|red-pubed]] [[Cunts|quislings.]]<br />
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As a sign of resurgent Scottish nationalism, on the very same day in June 2016 that Scotland began official talks about joining the EU, a Scottish [[Man|woman]] going by the online alias [[Irony|"A-Bus-Full-Of-Retards"]] was officially crowned [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666697/Scottish-woman-named-Miss-HITLER-2016-neo-Nazi-competition-dubbed-ugliest-beauty-contest-held.html the UK's "Miss Hitler 2016".] <br />
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Retardness, royal [[aspierations]], Nazism, and transvestism - all rolled into one bundle of incoherent hatred. The perfect symbol of Scotland's true ambition, ladies and gentlemen.<br><br><br />
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==The Scotsman==<br />
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Image:Scrooge.jpg|Unrealistic depiction of a Scot - far too generous and lavish. Also, notice the lack of alcohol.<br />
Image:Gkwilly.gif|Slightly more accurate, since it depicts the jaundice resulting from [[Alcoholism|liver failure]]<br />
Image:FatScottishFromMovie.jpg|What a typical Scottish citizen really looks like. [[true|hawt]]<br />
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[[File:One million feebleminded scots morning post 31 dec 1931.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A Warning From History]]<br />
A short [[England|Englishman]] with a head-cold and severe mental [[retard]]ation, most notable for their fondness for [[animal]] innards and deep fried anything, which they probably only eat because they've lost so many drinking games to the [[Irish]]. They also get sunburn from fireworks and therefore can't celebrate St Patrick's day, something else the [[Irish]] can do quite well at. They have an inability to string a sentence together that makes sense or doesn't involve the words, fuck, cunt, "[[England|English]] [[cock|wankers]]/[[French]] [[gay|sissies]]/[[Wales|Welsh]] [[Lord of the Rings|trolls]]" or [[semen|"got any special brew pal?"]].<br />
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The Scrotsman is also known to be extremely Jew with his money, thus, in the rest of the [[UK]] all the jokes you hear in America about [[Jews]] being tight-fisted are about Scots. Although more intelligent than their English chav counterparts, nearly all Scottish people suffer from [[unwarranted self-importance]] and believe Scatland is the greatest country ever. This is ten times worse than the average American [[redneck]]. Many departments of tourism say it is [[common knowledge]] to only approach Scrottish people when they are on heroin, as this is their most relaxed state.<br />
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Scrotsmen like [[Sir Billi|Sean Connery]] (who lives in Barbados, [[btw]]) always bitch about wanting a divorce from England, but never follow through because they know deep down Scatland is promoted to part-shithole from shithole while being part of the UK. This is similar to the middle-aged fat bitch everyone knows who whines about wanting a divorce but stays with her cheating husband for cock, money or food.<br />
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==Culture==<br />
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Image:Kilt Fan.jpg|Scrottish citizens enjoying an afternoon stroll.<br />
File:The-Krankies.jpg|[[Creepy|Beloved]] [[pedos|entertainers]] and [[DO NOT WANT|swingers]], The Krankies.<br />
Image:Heroin.jpg|The main source of entertainment in Scatland.<br />
File:Scottish salmon skirmish.jpg|Lies about cheaper fish<br />
File:Scottish independence tunnocks teacakes protest.jpg|The gheyest protest evar. [https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/fifty-five-percent-of-scots-prefer-tunnocks?utm_term=.bvoRZoVpGO#.biPNEplboP Amazing full story here]<br />
File:Scottish celebrity bucket heid.jpg|Cool excuse, bro<br />
File:Scottish lesbian frolic.jpg|Scottish lesbians<br />
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The Scottish they got culture, [[over 9000]] years of it, they say to you. The local Scotsman will try to tell you the culture of Scotland but when they do simply tell then that they will never be independent from England. <br />
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In the 1980s [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4 a BBC documentary drama called "Threads"] depicted the aftermath of global nuclear war and the struggle to survive and rebuild society. Starving, moaning survivors stumbled amid scenes of utter devastation, all depicted in such harrowing detail that TV reviewers resigned en masse and even today many Britons feel sick to their stomachs at the very memory. In fact, this portrayal of a collapsing civilisation was achieved at very low cost by spreading a rumour in Cumbernauld that a packet of cigarettes had been lost in the nearby village of Queenzieburn. The citizens of Cumbernauld then deserted their town like a plague of locusts and were secretly filmed doing so to be used as scenes of panic. While they were gone for the day, the cameramen and actors used their detritus-strewn empty streets and dilapidated houses to show the depths to which humanity could so easily be sunk.<br />
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==McBonics==<br />
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Scotland has a [[No|distinct language of its own,]] called Scots. It is in absolutely no way whatsoever a version of English that is written to be read out loud in a Scots accent, with a few bits of Scottish slang thrown in at random. None, do you hear? Indeed, [[English|the Scots language]] is used in Scotland's national [[Comic|paper,]] called ''The National'', which isn't a national paper because Scotland isn't a nation, [[Fact|it's a country.]] The ''National'''s chief [[Moonspeak|Scots-language]] [[Retard|writer]] is poet [[Powerword|Robert Wilson,]] who writes a regular column with his proud tongue (actually a spacker-stick on his forehead, because his fingers are too busy clutching at nearby pennies and unscrewing the bottle-caps of cheap whiskey). <br />
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Here are some of Robert Wilson's thoughts, as proudly promulgated by the National, which is in no way a complete fucking joke of a paper relying on bitter, ginger, alcoholic shut-ins for its readership.<br />
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== Survival Guide ==<br />
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Don't come to Scotland.<br />
If forced to, gather together the following:<br />
* Stab-proof vest<br />
* A prepapared set of anti-English shouts (or French. Or Irish. Or Welsh. Or German. Or American. Or Japanese. Or African. Or..Just call everyone a cunt)<br />
* A bottle of Buckfast (for tempting [[chavs|neds]] when they attack) <br />
* A wallet (if no Buckfast available)<br />
* Water proofs FUCKING LOADS of waterproofs!!<br />
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=== A Typical night in Glasgow ===<br />
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=== Useful phrases===<br />
[[File:Scottish wheelie bin jacuzzi.jpg|thumb|200px|N.b., A Scot's bin is always unused]]<br />
*'''Hello.'''<br />
*''Whit the fuck are you lookin at bytheway''<br />
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*'''Could you help me, please?'''<br />
*''Hey you geez ten quid fae some smack innit ahm pure gwan mental so ah am''<br />
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*'''No thank you.'''<br />
*''Ach fuxache gaunnae fuck aff afore ah chib ye, eh?''<br />
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*'''I would like these flowers, please.'''<br />
*''Youse keep edgy for the polis whilst ah pan the windaes''<br />
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*'''Is this train going to [X]?'''<br />
*''Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps ahm tellin ya''<br />
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*'''What does the chef recommend?'''<br />
*''Wiz fukn mental wi it last night innit fukn five bottles ae bucky nutted a fukn polis n lay in a pool ae ma oan pish in ma close fae sen oors fukn pure dead brewyinnt mate''<br />
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==Scottish Creations==<br />
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Image:Scotch_tape2a.jpg|Scatland's greatest achievement<br />
File:Scotch-egg.jpg|The Scotch Egg,<br><del>Scatland's second greatest achievement.</del> INVENTED IN LONDON YOU [[Monty_Python|TWIT!!]]<br />
Image:Scots.jpg|[[Hitler]] thought the Scots were sufficiently [[Aryan|Aryan,]] but had in fact misheard the word "Aberdeen"<br />
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File:Scottish invention - the sausage baby.png<br />
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*[[Bicycle|Artificial horse that costs nothing to feed, the]]<br />
*[[STFU|Bagpipes]] (actually invented by the Irish, who are just too ashamed to admit it)<br />
*[[Television|Devices to distract Scots from their poverty and misery]]<br />
*[[England|English, envy of the]]<br />
*[[Fat]], unattractive women<br />
*Google Glassgow (patented)<br />
*[[Andouillette|Haggis]] - scrapings stolen from abandoned sheep carcasses, sprinkled with pepper, and stuffed into a sheep's stomach before being boiled for three days<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
*[[Piss|Irn Bru]]<br />
*Lockable dustbins<br />
*[[Current Year|New Year's Eve]] - an annual moment of collective misery and regret, now inflicted on the rest of the planet<br />
*[[Rabbi|Rabbie Burns,]] the [[TL;DR|collected works]] of<br />
*[[truth|Racist hate of every other race, including themselves]]<br />
*Revolving door, the - doorknobs wear out so quickly, ye ken<br />
*Shortbread<br />
*Steam engine, the - hence the national poem being called [[Heroin|"Trainspotting"]]<br />
*[[Sweden|Swedes]] - which they insist on calling 'neeps' (known as 'Turnips' by everyone else), and vice-versa<br />
*[[Bestiality|Velcro gloves]]<br />
*Waterproof teabags<br />
*[[Welsh|Welsh, Irvine]] - even their major novelist is ashamed of his Scottishness<br />
*[[Whiskey|Scotch]]<br />
*[[Witchcraft|Wicker Man, the]] - famous documentary about life in the Orkney<br />
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==Loch Ness==<br />
{{spoiler|THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOES NOT EXIST!!!}}<br />
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Snotland is also home to the Loch Ness, a large tepid puddle of [[piss]] and rainwater, which, according to a popular Scottish [[creepypasta]] is said to be inhabited by the [[fake|legendary]] Loch Ness Monster, a strange, [[penis|sea serpent]]-like creature [[your mom|of incredible size]] that has apparently lived in the loch since [[dinosaur|prehistoric times]].<br />
[[File:Loch ness monster legend and scots nats.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Coincidence? I THINK NOT!]]<br />
[[Lies|Claims]] made by [[losers|cryptozoologists]] regarding the existence of 'Nessie', as the locals affectionately refer to the monster, have been subject of much [[lulz|debate]] by the [[normal people|scientific community]]. [[Some argue]] that the stories of the monster's existence are nothing more than fabrications designed to attract tourists to an otherwise [[boring]] place like Loch Ness and sell them overpriced plush plesiosauruses in funny tartan hats, but nevertheless there is [[no|a wealth]] of evidence to support the idea that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|a creature or, more likely, a ''community'' of ''multiple'' carnivorous creatures of great size could live quite happily and comfortably in a small Scottish lake for millions of years with nobody ever seeing them]] including [[this looks shopped|many blurry, out-of-focus black and white photographs]] and written confessions of people who had previously claimed to have seen the monster admitting that, [[Troll's remorse|yeah, actually, they just made the whole thing up]].<br />
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In 1996, they made a movie about Loch Ness starring Ted Danson, [[lol|but nobody saw it]]. Ironic, really.<br />
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Since it is [[Hottie32|a vast prehistoric behemoth]] that lurks in Scotland and is only ever glimpsed fleetingly by tourists, [[Some argue|it is quite obvious]] that the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a [[Psy ops|Psy-Op]] aimed at keeping the English in a permanent state of [[Oh noes|anxiety]] about [[Unrealistic expectations|an ancient power waiting to emerge in the Highlands,]] like some tartan version of the [[Kraken]] of yore. But because it's a Scottish psy-op, [[Obvious|it fails.]]<br />
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==War On Terror==<br />
{{quote|This is Glasgæ, we'll set aboot ye!|Smeaton's heroic speech|}}<br />
[[Image:Daily_record.jpg|thumb|Scatland's Minister For Defence.]]<br />
Even though Scuntland claims to have invented [[terrorism]], the Scots have become the driving force for the War on Terror. The main reason for this is the Scottish national [[hero]], a man called [http://www.johnsmeaton.com John Smeaton]. He is a [[racist]] who hates all sandniggers and other niggers because they are fucking terrorists. He also prefers [[buttsex]]. However, when you remember that [[Transgender|even the men wear skirts]], it makes sense to go in the backdoor just in case you get a surprise round the front. This time it's not [[Christians|Protestants]] against [[idiots|Catholics]], it's [[Pakis]] against the world. <br><br />
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[[Internet celebrity|John Smeaton]], a [[FA|baggage handler]] at Glasgow Airport, is famous for having kicked a burning [[Suicide|suicidal]] terrorist in the [[balls]] [[last Thursday]], during a [[fail|terrorist]] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257194.stm attack]. Ironically, after mainstream media appearances and a [[Bebo]] [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=4335228442 appreciation site set up for him], he has become a target for terrorists in himself and has thus been [[pwned]] by the system and will soon become [[an hero]]. He only had one remark in response to his [[fail|courageous]] deed:<br />
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John Smeaton, king of Scotland for punching a burning SANDNIGGER... yeah, thanks that really helped. <br />
The overseer of Scotland can be seen here being an [[Internet tough guy|"oan tha' telly" toughguy]] hes almost as good as [[shitting dick nipples| shitting dick nipples.]] Glasgow really is the only place in the world where you'd [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257292.stm tackle someone] who was [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6929991.stm burning to death.]<br />
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=How to troll the Scottish=<br />
[[File:Scottish versus english £10 banknotes comparison.png|thumb|right|300px|Learn the difference. Or get robbed by the Britkikes]]<br />
*Ask them if Scotland will ever be [[Mel Gibson|free]]<br />
*Ask if England will ever be rid of Scotland<br />
*Point out that [[Tony Blair|Britain's most successful Scottish Prime Minister]] succeeded in politics by pretending to be English and that [[Gordon Brown|Britain's most obviously Scottish Prime Minister]] never even managed to win a single election<br />
*Call them a jocky<br />
*Ask why the guys have such fuzzy ass eyebrows<br />
*Say that Scottish music is for [[fag]]s<br />
*Ask why Scotland's two most famous creatures are both imaginary: OR -<br />
*Pretend you think the Haggis is a real animal (it's a famous [[IRL Troll|wind-up]] among Scots to tell naïve tourists that Haggises are real animals, but if you never let on that you suspect otherwise and keep asking to see one, they will soon get annoyed because you appear not to be trollable by their [[lies]])<br />
*Ask everyone you meet where you can buy some of this world-famous Scottish [[Drugs|"smack"]] you keep hearing about, but pretend you think it's some kind of [[Food|local delicacy]]<br />
*Approach [[Dealer|drug dealers]] (available in most Scottish pubs) and repeatedly ask them to sell you some "Haggis" as though you think it's a street name for [[Drugs|something more interesting]]<br />
*Insist that all Scottish lavatories are like the one seen in the film [[Drugs|''Trainspotting'']]<br />
*Point out that the minute he got [[Star Wars|Rich And Famous]], the star of ''Trainspotting'' fucked off to America the first chance he got and never came back<br />
*Ask them why the men wear skirts there<br />
*Insist on addressing kilt-wearing Scotsmen as though they were skirt-wearing women and skirt-wearing Scotswomen as though they were kilt-wearing men (this one is actually quite easy to do unintentionally, given their [[Sarcasm|fantastic Scottish genes]])<br />
*Ask a Scot to lift up his or her skirt because you've never seen day-glo ginger pubic hair before<br />
*If they try to troll you back by lifting their skirt and exposing their genitals, troll them right back by acting shocked and apologise because you thought they were the opposite sex to the one they are<br />
*Call them a "Faggistani". It sounds like Pakistani refering to them that they're from a third world country while also making fun of haggis.<br />
*Ask them why the Scottish were regarded as such a feeble threat by the [[Rome|Romans]] that when they invaded Britain before Jesus was born and built Hadrian's Wall right across England's northern border to keep the Scots out, they decided they only needed to make the wall [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Hadrians_Wall_with_Weedkiller.JPG about five feet tall at its highest point]<br />
*Point out that Scotland was an uninhabitable wilderness until [[Truth|the Irish decided to colonise it because they were drunk and had nothing better to do]] and that all their Mc/Mac clan names, each clan's tartans and even their fucking dreadful-sounding bagpipes are all Irish inventions. Then ask for directions to the nearest Irish theme-pub.<br />
*Make fun of their national football team.<br />
*Make sure you pay for everything with English-issued currency only and insist loudly on not being given any Scottish-issued currency in your change as though the person you're paying is obviously out to swindle you, despite the fact that Scottish and English banknotes are interchangeable. Become outraged if anyone tries to explain this to you, repeating "I know what thieving fucking Jews you Scottish cunts are!"<br />
*Ask them: "If you're so rich in culture, why did Scotland lose its old traditions to the English about 1000 years ago?" <br />
*Point out that if Scotland hadn't Jewed its way into the Act of Union [[100 years ago|in the year 1706]] and the Scottish Parliament hadn't [[Self-pwn|voted to abolish itself]], they wouldn't be wanting their fucking independence back from England in the first place, would they?<br />
*Tell them that [[The Royal Family#Queen Elizabeth II|Her Majesty the Queen]] (God Bless Her) dislikes the Scottish so much that she lives in London, only visits Scotland to stay in Her "holiday castle" and never appears in public on Scottish soil, and thinks so little of the place that [[Truth|She turned up to Her official Scottish coronation wearing a coat and carrying a handbag like she was just going shopping or something]]<br />
* Remind them that Her Majesty's husband Prince Philip is Duke of their capital city and fucking hates them for being drunks<br />
*Invite them to celebrate British unity by joining in singing the National Anthem. They will run out of lyrics by the end of verse one, but you keep going until you reach [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7126929.stm verse six]<br />
*Wonder out loud why it is that they can't name a single Scottish king, not even [[Psycho|MacBeth]], despite MacBeth being one of the biggest murdering cheats in Scottish history, to the extent that [[Read a book|England's national poet]] wrote one of the [[IRL Troll|greatest plays of all time about him]]<br />
*Tell a Scottish person that the [[English]] could beat your ass anyday.<br />
*Tell them how fat and unattractive you find [[Susan Boyle|even the best-looking Scottish woman]].<br />
*Ask them if they really do [[Wales|fuck sheep]]<br />
*Ask them what part of [[England]] Scotland is in<br />
*Always use the word "Scotch" instead of "Scottish", except when referring to a "Scottish Egg"<br />
*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"<br />
*Call them bloodthieving bastards.<br />
*Call them a nation of poofters and ponces, call them skirt wearing faggots, refer to bagpipes as "fagpipes" and haggis as "faggis" and draw comparisons to their obsession with football and imply that they are gay for watching men chase after balls (which for the record is super fucking gay).<br />
*Tell them that Scotland is so pathetic that it's incapable of even being a real country.<br />
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https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot<br />
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=See Also=<br />
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*[[Tony Blair|Blair, Tony]] - Scots-born undercover infiltrator who gave the Scots their first taste of FREEEDUM for 300 years<br />
*[[Susan Boyle|Boyle, Susan]] - A true Scottish beauty. (Cf, [[Tyrannosaurus Reich|Loch Ness Monster]])<br />
*[[Prime Minister Gordon Brown|Brown, Gordon]] - in the land of the blind-drunk, this one-eyed man was king (briefly)<br />
*[[Sean Connery|Connery, Shaun]]<br />
*[[Drunk]]<br />
*[[Ginger]]<br />
*[[Jew]]<br />
*[[Redundant|Jewish ginger drunks]]<br />
*[[Nazi pug]] - national animal symbol of the area<br />
*[[Alan Rice|Rice, Alan]] - typical Scots inferiority complex<br />
*[[ShrekChan|Shrek]]<br />
*[[Sir Billi]]<br />
*[[United Kingdom]]<br />
*[[Wales]] - everything Scotland wishes it was<br />
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==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzflDap__U Scottish National Anthem] - Performed Live at Hogmanay 2005<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-R1F5RYOco Scottish National Anthem] - Performed recorded at Hogmanay forEVAR<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9AMTMr6AQ&feature=related Larry King interviews a Scotsman]<br />
* [http://thesun.mobi/thescottishsun/news/3850101/Scots-men-most-likely-to-flop-in-bed.html?mob=1 Scottish men most likely to flop in bed]<br />
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<div>{{spoiler|they're at it again! after [[Brexit|2016]] scotland is going to break up the UK and join the EU}}<br><br />
{{quote|'''I'd like to drop an atom bomb'''<br>'''on the fucking Highlands'''<br>'''that would stop their whining'''<br>'''being Scottish is like having sex'''<br>'''with a dead camel or'''<br>'''the editor of a poetry magazine'''|Scotland's national bard, [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuck-Scotland-Francis-Gallagher/dp/B001A4G5KY Francis Gallagher]}} <br />
[[File:Brexit indyscot nicola sturgeon and martin schultz.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Perfidious Alba gets a totally not-staged post-[[Brexit]] photo-op welcome from the EU. [[Problem?|Problem, England?]]]]<br />
[[File:Trust a Scot, I'd rather not.png|150px|thumb|Trust a Scot?<br> I'd rather not.]]<br />
[[Image:Alex salmond is a nazi.jpg|135px|thumb|The first <s>Fuhrer</s> First Minister of Scotland]]<br />
<br>'''North Britain''' [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|20px]] or '''England's Toupee''' (previously known as '''Scotland'''{{jew}}), is a small village near [[Norway]]. Part of Great Britain since 1707, it has tried to get a divorce several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of [[Mel Gibson|''Braveheart'']]-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage. Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the kilted Kikes of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it. Europe, meanwhile, was still pissed off with Scotland after their last attempt to flee to them, and simply told the Scots to sit the fuck down.<br />
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This is entirely in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh McDiarmid -- the founder of modern so-called "Scottish" nationalism (and "Scotland"'s greatest modern 'poet') -- was [http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/culture/hugh-macdiarmid-scots-would-have-been-better-off-under-the-nazis-1-797634 a Nazi sympathiser] who was quite happy to see [[Hitler|Germany]] win the [[Eurovision Song Contest|Second World War]] if it meant a better deal for "Scotland." Brilliantly, he decided [[Facepalm|he was also a Communist,]] just to double his chances of victory. At first, [[CIA|MI5]] thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was [http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/releases/2005/highlights_sep/sep5/interest.htm too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security]. Eventually, both the "Scottish" nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he went back to crying and wanking in his windowless granite hovel. <br />
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Nevertheless, McDiarmid's legacy lives on in today's [[KGB|so-called "Scottish National Party",]] under the leadership of Nicola "Wee Jimmie" McSturgeon and her [[Beastpaint|woad-wearing]] turncoat rabble in their [[Hugbox|pretend parliament]] at Holyrood.<br />
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North Britain [[Last Thursday|today]] is well known for their awesome peps (whom wear a sexually appealing skirt known as a "kilt"), mass consumption of alcohol, drug problems, legally allowing the mass breeding of [[Gingers]] unchecked and primarily for hating the English for raping their children. <br />
North Britain's national languages are [[Gay|Gaelic]] and "Scottish" (a descendant of drunk talk and non-coherent mumbling), which is their very own mangled [[rape|rape]] attempt on the English language. So-called "Scotland" is also famous for inventing [[English]] and [[soccer]]<br />
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The town of Paisley is the death capital of the world.<br />
The best damn country in the whole universe. <br />
Most Americans think it's all just hills and sheep. They're wrong. There is hills, sheep and IRN BRU - the best beverage known to man!<br />
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== [[Fact|At's Shӕite Bein' Scöttash ken]] ==<br />
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Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify [[win]]. <br />
They are the [[Korea]]ns of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realize how flawed they are by producing improved versions. To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious [[Unwarranted self importance|superiority complex]] towards any country they could manage to remember the name of in between each bottle of whiskey. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the "Scottish Cringe". They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame.<br />
They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for [[AIDS]] and all of the [[lol|world’s wars]]. <br />
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Oh yeah, they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened [[over 9000]] years [[Nobody cares|before they were even born]]. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak [[English|the world's greatest language.]]<br />
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It is known that Scotland is the most scunty and pathetic place on earth, so much so that it isn't even a real country.<br />
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==Relationship with England==<br />
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The short version:<br />
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If you're some manner of outsider and have trouble understanding how Scotland compares to [[England]], then consult this helpful guide by clicking on the following symbol: {{collapseobject|hid|[-]|[+]|0|<br />
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If England was America, Scotland would be Canada.<br />
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If England was Australia, Scotland would be New Zealand.<br />
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If England was Spain, Scotland would be Portugal.<br />
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If England was Brazil, Scotland would be Uruguay.<br />
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If England was China, Scotland would be Hong Kong.<br />
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If England was The Earth, Scotland would be The Moon.<br />
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If England was Russia, Scotland would be Ukraine.<br />
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If England was Bald, Scotland would be Wig.<br />
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If England was England, The whole world would be Scotland.<br />
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If England was Drawer, Scotland would be Kitchen Knife.<br />
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If England was Television, Scotland would be Remote.<br />
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If England was Coyote, Scotland would be dynamite.<br />
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If England was Cyrodiil, Scotland would be Skyrim.}}<br />
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===[[Completely irrelevant history|Ongoing Grudgewank]]===<br />
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The slightly longer version:<br />
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File:Sawney scot and john bull print 1792.jpg|Typical undernourished Scots weed envious of his prosperous neighbour<br />
File:Scottish wwii hero private hugh mckintyre.jpg|A fearsome Scots warrior: The English took one look and fainted<br />
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[[File:United kingdom union jack map.jpg|right|100px]]<br />
[[File:Free scotland.jpg|thumb|150px|You can't even give it away]]<br />
In a nutshell, Scotland took over England and then got kicked out and abolished, and has been plotting revenge for hundreds of years. When England's bald Welsh Queen [[Virgin|Elizabeth I died without leaving any children,]] her cousin King James VI of Scotland became the King of England too (and was known as James I to the English). This made Scotland happy, but it was the last time they got the better of their neighbours. James I's son and successor Charles I turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] and the English rose up and [[Beheading video|chopped his head off.]] Then Charles I's grandson, James II (and VII), turned out to be [[Stalin|an insane dictator]] (seeing a theme here?) and was told to GTFO. That was the end of the Scots tyranny and the land rejoiced in its new-found freedom. <br />
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Shortly after that, [[The Royal Family|the Germans]] took over and unified Scotland and England and a bit of Ireland that no-one was using (hence "United Kingdom", geddit?) The evil Scots were [[Rage|unamused]] and tried several times to invade England [[100 years ago|during the 18th Century]] and [[Terrorism|topple the rightful King.]] But they failed miserably because they were [[Drunk|drunk,]] [[Fat|fat,]] and [[Gay|gay.]] In revenge, the English carried out [[The Final Solution|the Highland Clearances]] and [[B&]] the Scots from wearing their [[Tranny|tranny gear.]]<br />
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Finally vanquished, the Scottish threat subsided for many years, contenting themselves with [[BAWWW|pathetic temper tantrums]] such as [[Terrorism|bombing public mail-boxes]] because they carried the inscription "Elizabeth II" [[SNCA|(the present Queen is really "Elizabeth I" in Scotland).]] The English just lolled and went back to their cream teas and doing the Lambeth Walk. However, the Scottish serpent reared up again and that is how things stand today, with England locked in a death struggle with the resurrected monster of Scots Nationalism. <br />
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Examples include [[Nazi pug|the training of specialist undercover dogs]] to demoralise the nation and [http://www.thinkscotland.org/thinkpolitics/articles.html?read_full=12675&article=www.thinkscotland.org spreading false propaganda that England was willing to let Germany invade Scotland during WWII.] This last one doesn't annoy them because England was going to abandon Scotland, they're pissed off because England won the war and Germany didn't get to invade Scotland in the end, where hotel rooms were being spruced up from 1939 onward in eager anticipation of the Teutonic liberators, the [[Fat|white-pudding-eating]] [[Ginger|red-pubed]] [[Cunts|quislings.]]<br />
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As a sign of resurgent Scottish nationalism, on the very same day in June 2016 that Scotland began official talks about joining the EU, a Scottish [[Man|woman]] going by the online alias [[Irony|"A-Bus-Full-Of-Retards"]] was officially crowned [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666697/Scottish-woman-named-Miss-HITLER-2016-neo-Nazi-competition-dubbed-ugliest-beauty-contest-held.html the UK's "Miss Hitler 2016".] <br />
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Retardness, royal [[aspierations]], Nazism, and transvestism - all rolled into one bundle of incoherent hatred. The perfect symbol of Scotland's true ambition, ladies and gentlemen.<br><br><br />
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==The Scotsman==<br />
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Image:Scrooge.jpg|Unrealistic depiction of a Scot - far too generous and lavish. Also, notice the lack of alcohol.<br />
Image:Gkwilly.gif|Slightly more accurate, since it depicts the jaundice resulting from [[Alcoholism|liver failure]]<br />
Image:FatScottishFromMovie.jpg|What a typical Scottish citizen really looks like. [[true|hawt]]<br />
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[[File:One million feebleminded scots morning post 31 dec 1931.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A Warning From History]]<br />
A short [[England|Englishman]] with a head-cold and severe mental [[retard]]ation, most notable for their fondness for [[animal]] innards and deep fried anything, which they probably only eat because they've lost so many drinking games to the [[Irish]]. They also get sunburn from fireworks and therefore can't celebrate St Patrick's day, something else the [[Irish]] can do quite well at. They have an inability to string a sentence together that makes sense or doesn't involve the words, fuck, cunt, "[[England|English]] [[cock|wankers]]/[[French]] [[gay|sissies]]/[[Wales|Welsh]] [[Lord of the Rings|trolls]]" or [[semen|"got any special brew pal?"]].<br />
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The Scrotsman is also known to be extremely Jew with his money, thus, in the rest of the [[UK]] all the jokes you hear in America about [[Jews]] being tight-fisted are about Scots. Although more intelligent than their English chav counterparts, nearly all Scottish people suffer from [[unwarranted self-importance]] and believe Scatland is the greatest country ever. This is ten times worse than the average American [[redneck]]. Many departments of tourism say it is [[common knowledge]] to only approach Scrottish people when they are on heroin, as this is their most relaxed state.<br />
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Scrotsmen like [[Sir Billi|Sean Connery]] (who lives in Barbados, [[btw]]) always bitch about wanting a divorce from England, but never follow through because they know deep down Scatland is promoted to part-shithole from shithole while being part of the UK. This is similar to the middle-aged fat bitch everyone knows who whines about wanting a divorce but stays with her cheating husband for cock, money or food.<br />
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==Culture==<br />
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Image:Kilt Fan.jpg|Scrottish citizens enjoying an afternoon stroll.<br />
File:The-Krankies.jpg|[[Creepy|Beloved]] [[pedos|entertainers]] and [[DO NOT WANT|swingers]], The Krankies.<br />
Image:Heroin.jpg|The main source of entertainment in Scatland.<br />
File:Scottish salmon skirmish.jpg|Lies about cheaper fish<br />
File:Scottish independence tunnocks teacakes protest.jpg|The gheyest protest evar. [https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/fifty-five-percent-of-scots-prefer-tunnocks?utm_term=.bvoRZoVpGO#.biPNEplboP Amazing full story here]<br />
File:Scottish celebrity bucket heid.jpg|Cool excuse, bro<br />
File:Scottish lesbian frolic.jpg|Scottish lesbians<br />
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The Scottish they got culture, [[over 9000]] years of it, they say to you. The local Scotsman will try to tell you the culture of Scotland but when they do simply tell then that they will never be independent from England. <br />
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In the 1980s [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4 a BBC documentary drama called "Threads"] depicted the aftermath of global nuclear war and the struggle to survive and rebuild society. Starving, moaning survivors stumbled amid scenes of utter devastation, all depicted in such harrowing detail that TV reviewers resigned en masse and even today many Britons feel sick to their stomachs at the very memory. In fact, this portrayal of a collapsing civilisation was achieved at very low cost by spreading a rumour in Cumbernauld that a packet of cigarettes had been lost in the nearby village of Queenzieburn. The citizens of Cumbernauld then deserted their town like a plague of locusts and were secretly filmed doing so to be used as scenes of panic. While they were gone for the day, the cameramen and actors used their detritus-strewn empty streets and dilapidated houses to show the depths to which humanity could so easily be sunk.<br />
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==McBonics==<br />
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Scotland has a [[No|distinct language of its own,]] called Scots. It is in absolutely no way whatsoever a version of English that is written to be read out loud in a Scots accent, with a few bits of Scottish slang thrown in at random. None, do you hear? Indeed, [[English|the Scots language]] is used in Scotland's national [[Comic|paper,]] called ''The National'', which isn't a national paper because Scotland isn't a nation, [[Fact|it's a country.]] The ''National'''s chief [[Moonspeak|Scots-language]] [[Retard|writer]] is poet [[Powerword|Robert Wilson,]] who writes a regular column with his proud tongue (actually a spacker-stick on his forehead, because his fingers are too busy clutching at nearby pennies and unscrewing the bottle-caps of cheap whiskey). <br />
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Here are some of Robert Wilson's thoughts, as proudly promulgated by the National, which is in no way a complete fucking joke of a paper relying on bitter, ginger, alcoholic shut-ins for its readership.<br />
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== Survival Guide ==<br />
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Don't come to Scotland.<br />
If forced to, gather together the following:<br />
* Stab-proof vest<br />
* A prepapared set of anti-English shouts (or French. Or Irish. Or Welsh. Or German. Or American. Or Japanese. Or African. Or..Just call everyone a cunt)<br />
* A bottle of Buckfast (for tempting [[chavs|neds]] when they attack) <br />
* A wallet (if no Buckfast available)<br />
* Water proofs FUCKING LOADS of waterproofs!!<br />
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=== A Typical night in Glasgow ===<br />
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=== Useful phrases===<br />
[[File:Scottish wheelie bin jacuzzi.jpg|thumb|200px|N.b., A Scot's bin is always unused]]<br />
*'''Hello.'''<br />
*''Whit the fuck are you lookin at bytheway''<br />
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*'''Could you help me, please?'''<br />
*''Hey you geez ten quid fae some smack innit ahm pure gwan mental so ah am''<br />
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*'''No thank you.'''<br />
*''Ach fuxache gaunnae fuck aff afore ah chib ye, eh?''<br />
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*'''I would like these flowers, please.'''<br />
*''Youse keep edgy for the polis whilst ah pan the windaes''<br />
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*'''Is this train going to [X]?'''<br />
*''Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps ahm tellin ya''<br />
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*'''What does the chef recommend?'''<br />
*''Wiz fukn mental wi it last night innit fukn five bottles ae bucky nutted a fukn polis n lay in a pool ae ma oan pish in ma close fae sen oors fukn pure dead brewyinnt mate''<br />
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==Scottish Creations==<br />
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Image:Scotch_tape2a.jpg|Scatland's greatest achievement<br />
File:Scotch-egg.jpg|The Scotch Egg,<br><del>Scatland's second greatest achievement.</del> INVENTED IN LONDON YOU [[Monty_Python|TWIT!!]]<br />
Image:Scots.jpg|[[Hitler]] thought the Scots were sufficiently [[Aryan|Aryan,]] but had in fact misheard the word "Aberdeen"<br />
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*[[Bicycle|Artificial horse that costs nothing to feed, the]]<br />
*[[STFU|Bagpipes]] (actually invented by the Irish, who are just too ashamed to admit it)<br />
*[[Television|Devices to distract Scots from their poverty and misery]]<br />
*[[England|English, envy of the]]<br />
*[[Fat]], unattractive women<br />
*Google Glassgow (patented)<br />
*[[Andouillette|Haggis]] - scrapings stolen from abandoned sheep carcasses, sprinkled with pepper, and stuffed into a sheep's stomach before being boiled for three days<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
*[[Piss|Irn Bru]]<br />
*Lockable dustbins<br />
*[[Current Year|New Year's Eve]] - an annual moment of collective misery and regret, now inflicted on the rest of the planet<br />
*[[Rabbi|Rabbie Burns,]] the [[TL;DR|collected works]] of<br />
*[[truth|Racist hate of every other race, including themselves]]<br />
*Revolving door, the - doorknobs wear out so quickly, ye ken<br />
*Shortbread<br />
*Steam engine, the - hence the national poem being called [[Heroin|"Trainspotting"]]<br />
*[[Sweden|Swedes]] - which they insist on calling 'neeps' (known as 'Turnips' by everyone else), and vice-versa<br />
*[[Bestiality|Velcro gloves]]<br />
*Waterproof teabags<br />
*[[Welsh|Welsh, Irvine]] - even their major novelist is ashamed of his Scottishness<br />
*[[Whiskey|Scotch]]<br />
*[[Witchcraft|Wicker Man, the]] - famous documentary about life in the Orkney<br />
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==Loch Ness==<br />
{{spoiler|THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOES NOT EXIST!!!}}<br />
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Snotland is also home to the Loch Ness, a large tepid puddle of [[piss]] and rainwater, which, according to a popular Scottish [[creepypasta]] is said to be inhabited by the [[fake|legendary]] Loch Ness Monster, a strange, [[penis|sea serpent]]-like creature [[your mom|of incredible size]] that has apparently lived in the loch since [[dinosaur|prehistoric times]].<br />
[[File:Loch ness monster legend and scots nats.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Coincidence? I THINK NOT!]]<br />
[[Lies|Claims]] made by [[losers|cryptozoologists]] regarding the existence of 'Nessie', as the locals affectionately refer to the monster, have been subject of much [[lulz|debate]] by the [[normal people|scientific community]]. [[Some argue]] that the stories of the monster's existence are nothing more than fabrications designed to attract tourists to an otherwise [[boring]] place like Loch Ness and sell them overpriced plush plesiosauruses in funny tartan hats, but nevertheless there is [[no|a wealth]] of evidence to support the idea that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|a creature or, more likely, a ''community'' of ''multiple'' carnivorous creatures of great size could live quite happily and comfortably in a small Scottish lake for millions of years with nobody ever seeing them]] including [[this looks shopped|many blurry, out-of-focus black and white photographs]] and written confessions of people who had previously claimed to have seen the monster admitting that, [[Troll's remorse|yeah, actually, they just made the whole thing up]].<br />
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In 1996, they made a movie about Loch Ness starring Ted Danson, [[lol|but nobody saw it]]. Ironic, really.<br />
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Since it is [[Hottie32|a vast prehistoric behemoth]] that lurks in Scotland and is only ever glimpsed fleetingly by tourists, [[Some argue|it is quite obvious]] that the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a [[Psy ops|Psy-Op]] aimed at keeping the English in a permanent state of [[Oh noes|anxiety]] about [[Unrealistic expectations|an ancient power waiting to emerge in the Highlands,]] like some tartan version of the [[Kraken]] of yore. But because it's a Scottish psy-op, [[Obvious|it fails.]]<br />
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==War On Terror==<br />
{{quote|This is Glasgæ, we'll set aboot ye!|Smeaton's heroic speech|}}<br />
[[Image:Daily_record.jpg|thumb|Scatland's Minister For Defence.]]<br />
Even though Scuntland claims to have invented [[terrorism]], the Scots have become the driving force for the War on Terror. The main reason for this is the Scottish national [[hero]], a man called [http://www.johnsmeaton.com John Smeaton]. He is a [[racist]] who hates all sandniggers and other niggers because they are fucking terrorists. He also prefers [[buttsex]]. However, when you remember that [[Transgender|even the men wear skirts]], it makes sense to go in the backdoor just in case you get a surprise round the front. This time it's not [[Christians|Protestants]] against [[idiots|Catholics]], it's [[Pakis]] against the world. <br><br />
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[[Internet celebrity|John Smeaton]], a [[FA|baggage handler]] at Glasgow Airport, is famous for having kicked a burning [[Suicide|suicidal]] terrorist in the [[balls]] [[last Thursday]], during a [[fail|terrorist]] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257194.stm attack]. Ironically, after mainstream media appearances and a [[Bebo]] [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=4335228442 appreciation site set up for him], he has become a target for terrorists in himself and has thus been [[pwned]] by the system and will soon become [[an hero]]. He only had one remark in response to his [[fail|courageous]] deed:<br />
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John Smeaton, king of Scotland for punching a burning SANDNIGGER... yeah, thanks that really helped. <br />
The overseer of Scotland can be seen here being an [[Internet tough guy|"oan tha' telly" toughguy]] hes almost as good as [[shitting dick nipples| shitting dick nipples.]] Glasgow really is the only place in the world where you'd [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257292.stm tackle someone] who was [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6929991.stm burning to death.]<br />
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=How to troll the Scottish=<br />
[[File:Scottish versus english £10 banknotes comparison.png|thumb|right|300px|Learn the difference. Or get robbed by the Britkikes]]<br />
*Ask them if Scotland will ever be [[Mel Gibson|free]]<br />
*Ask if England will ever be rid of Scotland<br />
*Point out that [[Tony Blair|Britain's most successful Scottish Prime Minister]] succeeded in politics by pretending to be English and that [[Gordon Brown|Britain's most obviously Scottish Prime Minister]] never even managed to win a single election<br />
*Call them a jocky<br />
*Ask why the guys have such fuzzy ass eyebrows<br />
*Say that Scottish music is for [[fag]]s<br />
*Ask why Scotland's two most famous creatures are both imaginary: OR -<br />
*Pretend you think the Haggis is a real animal (it's a famous [[IRL Troll|wind-up]] among Scots to tell naïve tourists that Haggises are real animals, but if you never let on that you suspect otherwise and keep asking to see one, they will soon get annoyed because you appear not to be trollable by their [[lies]])<br />
*Ask everyone you meet where you can buy some of this world-famous Scottish [[Drugs|"smack"]] you keep hearing about, but pretend you think it's some kind of [[Food|local delicacy]]<br />
*Approach [[Dealer|drug dealers]] (available in most Scottish pubs) and repeatedly ask them to sell you some "Haggis" as though you think it's a street name for [[Drugs|something more interesting]]<br />
*Insist that all Scottish lavatories are like the one seen in the film [[Drugs|''Trainspotting'']]<br />
*Point out that the minute he got [[Star Wars|Rich And Famous]], the star of ''Trainspotting'' fucked off to America the first chance he got and never came back<br />
*Ask them why the men wear skirts there<br />
*Insist on addressing kilt-wearing Scotsmen as though they were skirt-wearing women and skirt-wearing Scotswomen as though they were kilt-wearing men (this one is actually quite easy to do unintentionally, given their [[Sarcasm|fantastic Scottish genes]])<br />
*Ask a Scot to lift up his or her skirt because you've never seen day-glo ginger pubic hair before<br />
*If they try to troll you back by lifting their skirt and exposing their genitals, troll them right back by acting shocked and apologise because you thought they were the opposite sex to the one they are<br />
*Call them a "Faggistani". It sounds like Pakistani refering to them that they're from a third world country while also making fun of haggis.<br />
*Ask them why the Scottish were regarded as such a feeble threat by the [[Rome|Romans]] that when they invaded Britain before Jesus was born and built Hadrian's Wall right across England's northern border to keep the Scots out, they decided they only needed to make the wall [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Hadrians_Wall_with_Weedkiller.JPG about five feet tall at its highest point]<br />
*Point out that Scotland was an uninhabitable wilderness until [[Truth|the Irish decided to colonise it because they were drunk and had nothing better to do]] and that all their Mc/Mac clan names, each clan's tartans and even their fucking dreadful-sounding bagpipes are all Irish inventions. Then ask for directions to the nearest Irish theme-pub.<br />
*Make fun of their national football team.<br />
*Make sure you pay for everything with English-issued currency only and insist loudly on not being given any Scottish-issued currency in your change as though the person you're paying is obviously out to swindle you, despite the fact that Scottish and English banknotes are interchangeable. Become outraged if anyone tries to explain this to you, repeating "I know what thieving fucking Jews you Scottish cunts are!"<br />
*Ask them: "If you're so rich in culture, why did Scotland lose its old traditions to the English about 1000 years ago?" <br />
*Point out that if Scotland hadn't Jewed its way into the Act of Union [[100 years ago|in the year 1706]] and the Scottish Parliament hadn't [[Self-pwn|voted to abolish itself]], they wouldn't be wanting their fucking independence back from England in the first place, would they?<br />
*Tell them that [[The Royal Family#Queen Elizabeth II|Her Majesty the Queen]] (God Bless Her) dislikes the Scottish so much that she lives in London, only visits Scotland to stay in Her "holiday castle" and never appears in public on Scottish soil, and thinks so little of the place that [[Truth|She turned up to Her official Scottish coronation wearing a coat and carrying a handbag like she was just going shopping or something]]<br />
* Remind them that Her Majesty's husband Prince Philip is Duke of their capital city and fucking hates them for being drunks<br />
*Invite them to celebrate British unity by joining in singing the National Anthem. They will run out of lyrics by the end of verse one, but you keep going until you reach [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7126929.stm verse six]<br />
*Wonder out loud why it is that they can't name a single Scottish king, not even [[Psycho|MacBeth]], despite MacBeth being one of the biggest murdering cheats in Scottish history, to the extent that [[Read a book|England's national poet]] wrote one of the [[IRL Troll|greatest plays of all time about him]]<br />
*Tell a Scottish person that the [[English]] could beat your ass anyday.<br />
*Tell them how fat and unattractive you find [[Susan Boyle|even the best-looking Scottish woman]].<br />
*Ask them if they really do [[Wales|fuck sheep]]<br />
*Ask them what part of [[England]] Scotland is in<br />
*Always use the word "Scotch" instead of "Scottish", except when referring to a "Scottish Egg"<br />
*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"<br />
*Call them bloodthieving bastards.<br />
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https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot<br />
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=See Also=<br />
[[File:Inchmurrin yo dawg.png|right|300px]]<br />
*[[Tony Blair|Blair, Tony]] - Scots-born undercover infiltrator who gave the Scots their first taste of FREEEDUM for 300 years<br />
*[[Susan Boyle|Boyle, Susan]] - A true Scottish beauty. (Cf, [[Tyrannosaurus Reich|Loch Ness Monster]])<br />
*[[Prime Minister Gordon Brown|Brown, Gordon]] - in the land of the blind-drunk, this one-eyed man was king (briefly)<br />
*[[Sean Connery|Connery, Shaun]]<br />
*[[Drunk]]<br />
*[[Ginger]]<br />
*[[Jew]]<br />
*[[Redundant|Jewish ginger drunks]]<br />
*[[Nazi pug]] - national animal symbol of the area<br />
*[[Alan Rice|Rice, Alan]] - typical Scots inferiority complex<br />
*[[ShrekChan|Shrek]]<br />
*[[Sir Billi]]<br />
*[[United Kingdom]]<br />
*[[Wales]] - everything Scotland wishes it was<br />
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==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzflDap__U Scottish National Anthem] - Performed Live at Hogmanay 2005<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-R1F5RYOco Scottish National Anthem] - Performed recorded at Hogmanay forEVAR<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9AMTMr6AQ&feature=related Larry King interviews a Scotsman]<br />
* [http://thesun.mobi/thescottishsun/news/3850101/Scots-men-most-likely-to-flop-in-bed.html?mob=1 Scottish men most likely to flop in bed]<br />
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[[Category:Locations]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Matrix&diff=1895451The Matrix2024-10-10T08:49:21Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
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[[Image:Ne-oh's.jpg|thumb|another use for your spoon]]<br />
Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products to get [[you|idiots]] to part with their hard earned dollars and makes [[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]] look like a literary genius. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]], Gnosticism and the idea that [[nigger|the black man]] is valuable to angsty [[teen]]s but that only lasted through the first movie because [[sell out|in the search for more money]] they decided that they were going to make unnecessary sequals. Unprepared because their religion 101 and philosophy 101 classes only gave them so much material to work with they were unable to take the [[azn|Eastern Religion/Philosophy]] [[shit|crap]] and [[retard|libtard]] propaganda any further they found themselves admitting what everyone already knows, that [[nigger|the black man]] doesn't really know anything and lies just for the hell of it and Christianity is the one and only religion and have to go to it for all their religious imagery and messages in the second and third movies. <br />
Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.<br />
<br />
[[tl;dr]] something something red pill blue pill, the moral of the story is [[Spoiler|DON'T TAKE PILLS FROM NIGGERS!!!1]] and remember kids [[winner|winners]] don't do [[drugs]]!<br />
<br />
==A Gigantic Rip-Off==<br />
''The Matrix'' is actually a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double ripoff]], as the plot is lifted directly from the comic book ''The Invisibles'', which stole nearly all of its ideas from Phillip K. [[Dick]]'s ''VALIS''. Also, the basic concept of the Matrix was appropriated from Gnostic lore and [[L. Ron Hubbard]]'s [[Scientology|alternative reality]], which is still superior to the boring [[Wut|green Tae-bo bullshit]] that the Wachowski cunts came up with.<br />
<br />
[[FAT|Alex Proyas']] ''Dark City'' was shot in the same city, the same Sydney train station and the same sound stages at Fox Studios (using many of the exact same sets that had been built two years before). The narrative of ''The Matrix'' derives most of its best ideas from ''Dark City'' and ''[[Animu|Ghost In The Shell]]''.<br />
<br />
===(((Whiner Bros)))===<br />
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File:Hollywood jews (L-R) albert, jack, and sam warner, warner bros founders.png|Founded by these<br />
File:Hollywood jew steve ross (1927-1992) ceo time-warner (not a warner bro but bought WB).png|Bought by this<br />
File:Time Warner Chairman and CEO jeff bewkes and jewess wife peggy.png|Final boss (and his boss)<br />
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== The Movies ==<br />
[[Image:RetardInMatrix.jpg|thumb|right|Neo in ''The Matrix'']]<br />
===The Matrix===<br />
The first movie had something to do with [[computers]] taking over the [[world]], [[WOW|controlling people with virtual reality]] and secret missions in which [[ISIS|insurgents]] are garishly dressed like ostentatious, highly conspicuous [[emo]]-[[goth]] queers with [[fake|glued-on]] shades and [[tiny penis|big guns]]. In the movie's most entertaining scene, [[columbine|two trenchcoat-clad heroes walk into a building and start shooting everybody in sight]].<br />
<br />
===The Matrix 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===<br />
The second film was a [[Fyre Festival|huge, expensive waste of time]] designed to justify the franchise's requisite trilogy. In this one, [[Bubba|Morpheus]] babbles on and on about [[Goatse|The One]], and how he needs [[Rim job|to be rescued]]. The writers also [[lazy|kill about half of the movie's running time]] with a [[tl;dw]] car chase and scenes in which everyone jumps around like Kansas City [[faggot]]s. Plus that boring [[DDR|dancing scene]] that made everyone want to fall asleep or commit [[an_hero|suicide]].<br />
<br />
===The Matrix Revolutions===<br />
The third film is rumored to suck donkey sack, but this can neither be confirmed or denied as [[noone]] bothered to see it. Fortunately, Neo supposedly becomes [[an hero]].<br />
<br />
===Animatrix===<br />
Shitty [[animu]] cartoons based on the films. Not much is known about this, as it was only seen by [[weeaboo]]s.<br />
<br />
===The Matrix 5: The Search for [[MOAR]] [[Jew Gold]]===<br />
<br />
Pretty self-explanatory here. The producers at Warner Bros, Silver Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures are planning to make another film for the sake of more [[Jew Gold]].<br />
<br />
== Video Games ==<br />
[[Image:Enter-the-matrix-3.jpg|thumb|right|Shit like this happens all the time in [[Las Vegas]].]]<br />
After the second movie, ''Enter The Matrix'' was made by the machines to further the franchise revenues. [[Zoe_Quinn#Depression_Quest|A sub-par, incomplete, incoherent, graphically abominable game]]....[[Completist|BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MATRIX...SORTA]]!!1 Its only reference to the Matrix is that everyone looks like a [[The Man|corporate prick]] who just walked out of a board meeting, and you can run around like a brain-dead version of Spider-Man.<br />
<br />
After the third movie, just when you thought it was safe to say that this franchise was dead, ''The Matrix Online'' was born to The Wachowski Brothers. They promptly abandoned the [[MMORPG]] like an abortion in a trash can on prom night. [http://www.massively.com/2009/05/29/soe-is-jacking-out-of-the-matrix-online/ This pile of shit was shut down] by Sony in [[2009]]. The Game was supposed to end with the sky falling and crushing every player in the process but having more that 5 players on at once was enough to crash the servers ending the game with a glitch in the matrix<br />
<br />
Upon its release, ''The Matrix: The Path of Neo'' was immediately [[ignored]] by everyone.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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== The Annoying Screensaver ==<br />
[[Image:Matrix.gif|thumb|100px|Green LCD = never gets layed evar.]] <br />
'''[[Chocolate Rain|Digital Rain]]''' is the title of a screensaver (see right) popular with [[geek]]s, presumably because its use of green LCD characters makes them feel [[leet]], as if that's something to [[aspierations|aspire]] to. If you see this on somebody's computer, it's a dead giveaway that they are a virgin.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:The Architect Matrix.jpg|[[Chikins|Colonel Sanders]] as the Architect.<br />
Image:Howdoihackedmatrix.JPG|With a spoon<br />
Image:Morpheus.jpg|Shove it up your ass, you pretentious jigaboo.<br />
Image:Keanu_Reeves_Fancast_Ad.jpg|[[Amirite]]?<br />
Image:Moarpheus.jpg|[[Moar|Moarpheus]].<br />
File:D6c6098fe91750f296ecb695e7734ca3.jpg|[[Neil Gaiman's Sandman|Morpheus]]<br />
Image:Blamenone.jpg|Ass or [[GTFO]]<br />
Image:Black.png|After ''The Matrix''.<br />
Image:1matrix.jpg<br />
File:Matrix Origami.gif<br />
File:Elrond is Pissed.jpg<br />
File:The Matrix NIGGER.jpg<br />
File:The Matrix.jpg<br />
File:Neonazi.jpg<br />
File:Pepethematrix.jpg<br />
File:The Matrix IRL.jpg|The matrix IRL<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==Videos==<br />
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<center>{{Frame|{{fv|matrixvids1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>YoNq-DcB-ws</youtube>'''Only [[MST3K|Rifftrax]] makes this shit worth watching'''<br />
|<youtube>-Wg1rrQuL70</youtube>'''The trailer for the 4th Matrix movie'''<br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy<br />
* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]] Most doubt that the Wachowski Sisters would even know who Morpheus was if this comic didn't exist.<br />
* [[Agent Smith]]<br />
* [[Keanu Reeves]]<br />
* ''[[Star Wars]]''<br />
* [[Nerds]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/ IMDB page]<br />
*[http://www.matrix-explained.com/links/links3.php The Matrix Explained] Learn about everything that [[Nobody Cares|no one gives a shit about]] in ''The Matrix''.<br />
*[http://forums.matrixfans.net/ MFN Forums] An entire forum devoted to ''The Matrix''. An excellent place in which to troll and induce [[angst]] and [[nerd rage]].<br />
*[http://plover.net/~bonds/matrix.html A completely truthful review of the Matrix by a committed Gnostic.]<br />
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{{Timeline|Featured article September 25, [[2006]]|[[Limecat]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Apple]]}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Matrix&diff=1895450The Matrix2024-10-10T08:46:59Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{spoilers|THE Wachowski Brothers ARE NOW THE Wachowski SISTERS}}<br />
[[Image:Ne-oh's.jpg|thumb|another use for your spoon]]<br />
Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products to get [[you|idiots]] to part with their hard earned dollars and makes [[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]] look like a literary genius. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]], Gnosticism and the idea that [[nigger|the black man]] is valuable to angsty [[teen]]s but that only lasted through the first movie because [[sell out|in the search for more money]] they decided that they were going to make unnecessary sequals. Unprepared because their religion 101 and philosophy 101 classes only gave them so much material to work with they were unable to take the [[azn|Eastern Religion/Philosophy]] [[shit|crap]] and [[retard|libtard]] propaganda any further they found themselves admitting what everyone already knows, that [[nigger|the black man]] doesn't really know anything and lies just for the hell of it and Christianity is the one and only religion and have to go to it for all their religious imagery and messages in the second and third movies. <br />
Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.<br />
<br />
[[tl;dr]] something something red pill blue pill, the moral of the story is [[Spoiler|DON'T TAKE PILLS FROM NIGGERS!!!]]<br />
<br />
==A Gigantic Rip-Off==<br />
''The Matrix'' is actually a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double ripoff]], as the plot is lifted directly from the comic book ''The Invisibles'', which stole nearly all of its ideas from Phillip K. [[Dick]]'s ''VALIS''. Also, the basic concept of the Matrix was appropriated from Gnostic lore and [[L. Ron Hubbard]]'s [[Scientology|alternative reality]], which is still superior to the boring [[Wut|green Tae-bo bullshit]] that the Wachowski cunts came up with.<br />
<br />
[[FAT|Alex Proyas']] ''Dark City'' was shot in the same city, the same Sydney train station and the same sound stages at Fox Studios (using many of the exact same sets that had been built two years before). The narrative of ''The Matrix'' derives most of its best ideas from ''Dark City'' and ''[[Animu|Ghost In The Shell]]''.<br />
<br />
===(((Whiner Bros)))===<br />
<br><br />
<center><br />
{{frame|<gallery><br />
File:Hollywood jews (L-R) albert, jack, and sam warner, warner bros founders.png|Founded by these<br />
File:Hollywood jew steve ross (1927-1992) ceo time-warner (not a warner bro but bought WB).png|Bought by this<br />
File:Time Warner Chairman and CEO jeff bewkes and jewess wife peggy.png|Final boss (and his boss)<br />
</gallery>|background=gold|border=gold}}<br />
</center><br />
<br><br />
<br />
== The Movies ==<br />
[[Image:RetardInMatrix.jpg|thumb|right|Neo in ''The Matrix'']]<br />
===The Matrix===<br />
The first movie had something to do with [[computers]] taking over the [[world]], [[WOW|controlling people with virtual reality]] and secret missions in which [[ISIS|insurgents]] are garishly dressed like ostentatious, highly conspicuous [[emo]]-[[goth]] queers with [[fake|glued-on]] shades and [[tiny penis|big guns]]. In the movie's most entertaining scene, [[columbine|two trenchcoat-clad heroes walk into a building and start shooting everybody in sight]].<br />
<br />
===The Matrix 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===<br />
The second film was a [[Fyre Festival|huge, expensive waste of time]] designed to justify the franchise's requisite trilogy. In this one, [[Bubba|Morpheus]] babbles on and on about [[Goatse|The One]], and how he needs [[Rim job|to be rescued]]. The writers also [[lazy|kill about half of the movie's running time]] with a [[tl;dw]] car chase and scenes in which everyone jumps around like Kansas City [[faggot]]s. Plus that boring [[DDR|dancing scene]] that made everyone want to fall asleep or commit [[an_hero|suicide]].<br />
<br />
===The Matrix Revolutions===<br />
The third film is rumored to suck donkey sack, but this can neither be confirmed or denied as [[noone]] bothered to see it. Fortunately, Neo supposedly becomes [[an hero]].<br />
<br />
===Animatrix===<br />
Shitty [[animu]] cartoons based on the films. Not much is known about this, as it was only seen by [[weeaboo]]s.<br />
<br />
===The Matrix 5: The Search for [[MOAR]] [[Jew Gold]]===<br />
<br />
Pretty self-explanatory here. The producers at Warner Bros, Silver Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures are planning to make another film for the sake of more [[Jew Gold]].<br />
<br />
== Video Games ==<br />
[[Image:Enter-the-matrix-3.jpg|thumb|right|Shit like this happens all the time in [[Las Vegas]].]]<br />
After the second movie, ''Enter The Matrix'' was made by the machines to further the franchise revenues. [[Zoe_Quinn#Depression_Quest|A sub-par, incomplete, incoherent, graphically abominable game]]....[[Completist|BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MATRIX...SORTA]]!!1 Its only reference to the Matrix is that everyone looks like a [[The Man|corporate prick]] who just walked out of a board meeting, and you can run around like a brain-dead version of Spider-Man.<br />
<br />
After the third movie, just when you thought it was safe to say that this franchise was dead, ''The Matrix Online'' was born to The Wachowski Brothers. They promptly abandoned the [[MMORPG]] like an abortion in a trash can on prom night. [http://www.massively.com/2009/05/29/soe-is-jacking-out-of-the-matrix-online/ This pile of shit was shut down] by Sony in [[2009]]. The Game was supposed to end with the sky falling and crushing every player in the process but having more that 5 players on at once was enough to crash the servers ending the game with a glitch in the matrix<br />
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Upon its release, ''The Matrix: The Path of Neo'' was immediately [[ignored]] by everyone.<br />
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== The Annoying Screensaver ==<br />
[[Image:Matrix.gif|thumb|100px|Green LCD = never gets layed evar.]] <br />
'''[[Chocolate Rain|Digital Rain]]''' is the title of a screensaver (see right) popular with [[geek]]s, presumably because its use of green LCD characters makes them feel [[leet]], as if that's something to [[aspierations|aspire]] to. If you see this on somebody's computer, it's a dead giveaway that they are a virgin.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:The Architect Matrix.jpg|[[Chikins|Colonel Sanders]] as the Architect.<br />
Image:Howdoihackedmatrix.JPG|With a spoon<br />
Image:Morpheus.jpg|Shove it up your ass, you pretentious jigaboo.<br />
Image:Keanu_Reeves_Fancast_Ad.jpg|[[Amirite]]?<br />
Image:Moarpheus.jpg|[[Moar|Moarpheus]].<br />
File:D6c6098fe91750f296ecb695e7734ca3.jpg|[[Neil Gaiman's Sandman|Morpheus]]<br />
Image:Blamenone.jpg|Ass or [[GTFO]]<br />
Image:Black.png|After ''The Matrix''.<br />
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File:Matrix Origami.gif<br />
File:Elrond is Pissed.jpg<br />
File:The Matrix NIGGER.jpg<br />
File:The Matrix.jpg<br />
File:Neonazi.jpg<br />
File:Pepethematrix.jpg<br />
File:The Matrix IRL.jpg|The matrix IRL<br />
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==Videos==<br />
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|<youtube>YoNq-DcB-ws</youtube>'''Only [[MST3K|Rifftrax]] makes this shit worth watching'''<br />
|<youtube>-Wg1rrQuL70</youtube>'''The trailer for the 4th Matrix movie'''<br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy<br />
* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]] Most doubt that the Wachowski Sisters would even know who Morpheus was if this comic didn't exist.<br />
* [[Agent Smith]]<br />
* [[Keanu Reeves]]<br />
* ''[[Star Wars]]''<br />
* [[Nerds]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/ IMDB page]<br />
*[http://www.matrix-explained.com/links/links3.php The Matrix Explained] Learn about everything that [[Nobody Cares|no one gives a shit about]] in ''The Matrix''.<br />
*[http://forums.matrixfans.net/ MFN Forums] An entire forum devoted to ''The Matrix''. An excellent place in which to troll and induce [[angst]] and [[nerd rage]].<br />
*[http://plover.net/~bonds/matrix.html A completely truthful review of the Matrix by a committed Gnostic.]<br />
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{{Timeline|Featured article September 25, [[2006]]|[[Limecat]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Apple]]}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=MarioMario456&diff=1895449MarioMario4562024-10-10T08:15:31Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction */</p>
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[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]<br />
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]<br />
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'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].<br />
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== Logopedia ==<br />
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[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]<br />
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On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|Edit War]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and also decided turn some of the pages on the site into blank... like with no words or images whatsoever...<br />
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After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter|Twitter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''<br />
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|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped<br />
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}<br />
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|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.<br />
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}<br />
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|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.<br />
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}<br />
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|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you<br />
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}<br />
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|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!<br />
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}<br />
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== Wiki Thief ==<br />
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Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]<br />
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|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki<br />
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
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|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.<br />
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
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Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?<br />
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...<br />
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== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==<br />
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[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|[[Abort|Baby Mario]] ]]<br />
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Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.<br />
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But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?<br />
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== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==<br />
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[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]<br />
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Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].<br />
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Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.<br />
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...<br />
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!<br />
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After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Retard]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[13-year-old boy]]<br />
* [[Wikia]]<br />
* [[Miraheze]]<br />
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{{Aspies}}<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 5, 2024|August 5, 2024 - Kris Tyson Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 4, 2024|August 4, 2024 - New King Drac Video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 3, 2024|August 3, 2024 - Paris Olympics Mock Christians]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 2, 2024|August 2, 2024 - Dire Trip - Bill Atchinson video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 1, 2024|August 1, 2024 - Whatever happened to Profile Customization?]]<br />
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== July 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 31, 2024|July 31, 2024 - THE HISTORY OF INTERNET PIRACY]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 30, 2024|July 30, 2024 - NETLORE: Soy Boys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 29, 2024|July 29, 2024 - Transformer One: Preview ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 28, 2024|July 28, 2024 - can we do it now?]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 27, 2024|July 27, 2024 - Mastercard Blowjob skit]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 26, 2024|July 26, 2024 - Pseudohermaphrodite]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 25, 2024|July 25, 2024 - Bizarre Accidents]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 24, 2024|July 24, 2024 - Terminator Zero]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 23, 2024|July 23, 2024 - The Power Slut Girls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 22, 2024|July 22, 2024 - Borderlands Movie Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 21, 2024|July 21, 2024 - Multiple Personality Disorder]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 20, 2024|July 20, 2024 - Mary Poppins The Fighting Game]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 19, 2024|July 19, 2024 - the butter battle book]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 18, 2024|July 18, 2024 - Hardware Wars]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 17, 2024|July 17, 2024 - Drunk Driver Pins Herself ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 16, 2024|July 16, 2024 - The guide to dying alone ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 15, 2024|July 15, 2024 - Charlie Kirk]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 14, 2024|July 14, 2024 - the clam slam]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 13, 2024|July 13, 2024 - proud Pedo ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 12, 2024|July 12, 2024 - Epstein Islland ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 11, 2024|July 11, 2024 - Sailor Moon Done 1950s Style]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 10, 2024|July 10, 2024 - Squatters getting pwned]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 9, 2024|July 9, 2024 - retards and the police]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 8, 2024|July 8, 2024 - idiot loses fingers because of fireworks]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 7, 2024|July 7, 2024 - Pink Floyd]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 6, 2024|July 6, 2024 - Chris Chan]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 5, 2024|July 5, 2024 - Zombies]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 4, 22024|July 4, 2024 - Neil Young]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 3, 2024|July 3, 2024 - Hetalia: USA]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 2, 2024|July 2, 2024 - Fireworks Fails]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 1, 2024|July 1, 2024 - Painful Fails]]<br />
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==June 2024==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 30, 2024|June 30, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 29, 2024|June 29, 2024 - Dr. Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 28, 2024|June 28, 2024 - Dr. Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 27, 2024|June 27, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 26, 2024|June 26, 2024 - Patryk's video to lulziez]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 25, 2024|June 25, 2024 - Patryk's video to lulziez]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 24, 2024|June 24, 2024 - Saying you hate K-pop on Twatter]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 23, 2024|June 23, 2024 - Saying you hate K-pop on Twatter]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 22, 2024|June 22, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 21, 2024|June 21, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 20, 2024|June 20, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 19, 2024|June 19, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 18, 2024|June 18, 2024 - ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 15, 2024|June 15, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 14, 2024|June 14, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 13, 2024|June 13, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 12, 2024|June 12, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 11, 2024|June 11, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 10, 2024|June 10, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 9, 2024|June 9, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2024|June 8, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2024|June 7, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2024|June 6, 2024 - Being Gay And Sucking Balls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2024|June 5, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 4, 2024|June 4, 2024 - ]]<br />
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== May 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2024|May 31, 2024 - Trump Guilty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2024|May 30, 2024 - Azn Taking Driving Test]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2024|May 29, 2024 - Andy Ditch]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2024|May 28, 2024 - World's Dumbest Darknet Admin Gets Busted Mental Outlaw]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2024|May 27, 2024 - What Happens When You're Executed]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2024|May 26, 2024 - RIP Doge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2024|May 25, 2024 - Google ruined the web]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2024|May 24, 2024 - Reinventer the wheel]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2024|May 23, 2024 - Azu Marauders - Azumanga Daioh x A Tribe Called Quest]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2024|May 22, 2024 - The FBI Seized BreachForums again (Mental Outlaw)]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2024|May 21, 2024 - We Won't Poo in the Loo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2024|May 20, 2024 - France Bans TikTok and other web/tech news]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2024|May 19, 2024 - "Back From the Dead" by Desmeon]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2024|May 18, 2024 - "Back From the Dead" by Desmeon]]<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2024|May 17, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2024|May 16, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2024|May 15, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2024|May 14, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2024|May 13, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2024|May 12, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2024|May 11, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2024|May 10, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2024|May 9, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2024|May 8, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2024|May 7, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2024|May 6, 2024 - Restaurant owner beat by people who didnt want to pay]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2024|May 5, 2024 - The Bizarre Death of the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Singer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2024|May 4, 2024 - Skibidi - Beach Boys remix]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2024|May 3, 2024 - TikTok ban threat to free speech - RFK Jr.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2024|May 2, 2024 - Eddie Murphy]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2024|May 1, 2024 - CBN News - Furries Torment Students at Utah School]]<br />
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== April 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2024|April 30, 2024 - Furiosa Trailer ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2024|April 29, 2024 - Flat Earth Disproved ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2024|April 28, 2024 - Mine Elevator Falls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2024|April 27, 2024 - Soylent Green Is People ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2024|April 26, 2024 - Hot Chick Fakes Guitar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2024|April 25, 2024 - Snow White actor fired by Disney]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2024|April 24, 2024 - Deadpool And Wolverine Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2024|April 23, 2024 - How pay to win games work]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2024|April 22, 2024 - 12 Forever writer a perv]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2024|April 21, 2024 - Transformers 1]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2024|April 20, 2024 - lets make a dope deal]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2024|April 19, 2024 - Fishtank explodes ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2024|April 18, 2024 - E-Girl Criminals]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2024|April 17, 2024 - Bruce Springsteen WAR]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2024|April 16, 2024 - YouTuber explores Osama Bin Laden's secret caves]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2024|April 15, 2024 - "time capsule" - animation by Mean Velvet]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2024|April 14, 2024 - 4chan dumb criminals]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2024|April 13, 2024 - Idocracy Batin']]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2024|April 12, 2024 - if the glove ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2024|April 11, 2024 - Hayseed Dixie ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2024|April 10, 2024 - lolcow update]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2024|April 9, 2024 - They don't want you buying physical media]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2024|April 8, 2024 - Pink Floyd Brain Damage/Eclipse ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2024|April 7, 2024 - Prison Myths]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2024|April 6, 2024 - Chris Chan Banned from BABSCon ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2024|April 5, 2024 - Creepy Commercials]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2024|April 4, 2024 - Anime degenerates]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2024|April 3, 2024 - Disturbing PSAs]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2024|April 2, 2024 - Danny Phantom Killing]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2024|April 1, 2024 - Easy April Fools Day pranks. ]]<br />
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== March 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 31, 2024|March 31, 2024 - Bad Bunny]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 30, 2024|March 30, 2024 - Schrödinger's Cat]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 29, 2024|March 29, 2024 - Mel Brooks Dracula]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 28, 2024|March 28, 2024 - Emo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 27, 2024|March 27, 2024 - Child celeb carriers that are over]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 26, 2024|March 26, 2024 - Illegal Alien ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 25, 2024|March 25, 2024 - Beetlejuice 2]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 24, 2024|March 24, 2024 - Canada "online hate bill" pro-Censorship law report]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 23, 2024|March 23, 2024 - WatchMojo on Dan Schneider show scenes]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 22, 2024|March 22, 2024 - GTA 6 Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 21, 2024|March 21, 2024 - Chonk Chart]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 20, 2024|March 20, 2024 - Lain shitpost meme-vid]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 19, 2024|March 19, 2024 - K-On and Nazis ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 18, 2024|March 18, 2024 - EOE Hospital Scene]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 17, 2024|March 17, 2024 - Dropkick Murphys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 16, 2024|March 16, 2024 - AI Girlfriends]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 15, 2024|March 15, 2024 - most valuable McDonalds toys ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 14, 2024|March 14, 2024 - hbomberguy metal song]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 13, 2024|March 13, 2024 - Sektur Jeopardy]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 12, 2024|March 12, 2024 - Chris Chan Japan ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 11, 2024|March 11, 2024 - Fallout Trailer ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 10, 2024|March 10, 2024 - fag video ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 9, 2024|March 9, 2024 - Dragon Ball Abriged]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 8, 2024|March 8, 2024 - it's the unknown ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 7, 2024|March 7, 2024 - British Countryside Racist ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 6, 2024|March 6, 2024 - McDonalds commercial: Japan vs U.S.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 5, 2024|March 5, 2024 - Classic Motley Crue, Too Young To Fall In Love]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 4, 2024|March 4, 2024 - Strangest things found in people's butts ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 3, 2024|March 3, 2024 - R. Lee Ermey Therapist]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 2, 2024|March 2, 2024 - Fishtank ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 1, 2024|March 1, 2024 - Keep Riding Me ]]<br />
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== February 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 29, 2024|February 29, 2024 - FF7 Tifa & Aerith Swimsuits]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2024|February 28, 2024 - MIAGBNWA ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2024|February 27, 2024 - Sailor Mouth SB ep audio leak edited synced with video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2024|February 26, 2024 - George Carlin - Soft Language ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2024|February 25, 2024 - tic tok furry]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2024|February 24, 2024 - Do U Want To Play With My Balls ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2024|February 23, 2024 - Norm MacDonald ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2024|February 22, 2024 - power of potluck ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2024|February 21, 2024 - hito house ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2024|February 20, 2024 - Celebrate our differences ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2024|February 19, 2024 - Bath Salts ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2024|February 18, 2024 - Rachel Dolezal loses job as teacher over OnlyFans account ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2024|February 17, 2024 - Chris Chan ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2024|February 16, 2024 - Gamer Leg ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2024|February 15, 2024 - Doberhuahua ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2024|February 14, 2024 - Tucker Carlson]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2024|February 13, 2024 - Heart Ripped Out ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2024|February 12, 2024 - Cupid Shark]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2024|February 11, 2024 - MKUltra ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2024|February 10, 2024 - Deviant Art AI]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2024|February 9, 2024 - FF7 Trailor ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2024|February 8, 2024 - The Hacktivist ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2024|February 7, 2024 - Friendlyjordies]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2024|February 6, 2024 - Argument about Draft ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2024|February 5, 2024 - FF 7 Rebirth ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2024|February 3, 2024 - Velvet Jones ]]<br />
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==January 2024==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2024|January 31, 2024 - interviews with school shooters ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2024|January 30, 2024 - Schrodinger's cat ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2024|January 29, 2024 - Chainsaw Man Opening]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2024|January 28, 2024 - discord posts that sent people to jail]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2024|January 27, 2024 - sex with sonic plushie]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2024|January 26, 2024 - 4 Chan flash anime ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2024|January 25, 2024 - FBI groomed kid ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2024|January 24, 2024 - Tickle Me Emo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2024|January 23, 2024 - Stanly cup theft]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2024|January 22, 2024 - non-crime hate incident ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2024|January 21, 2024 - DNS Server ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2024|January 18, 2024 - Finding Meaning ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2024|January 17, 2024 - Fallout 5 ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2024|January 13, 2024 - "How Internet Archive preserves" FOX 5 New York report]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2024|January 2, 2024 - Vintage Defcon Talk: The art of Trolling]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 30, 2024|September 30, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 29, 2024|September 29, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 28, 2024|September 28, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 27, 2024|September 27, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 26, 2024|September 26, 2024 - Lord Miles - The CrackHeads of South Africa]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 25, 2024|September 25, 2024 - Master of Deception: The Ellen DeGeneres Victim Complex]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 24, 2024|September 24, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 23, 2024|September 23, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 22, 2024|September 22, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 19, 2024|September 19, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 18, 2024|September 18, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 13, 2024|September 13, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 7, 2024|September 7, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 6, 2024|September 6, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 5, 2024|September 5, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 4, 2024|September 4, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 31, 2024|August 31, 2024 - Cutsman]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 30, 2024|August 30, 2024 - Star Wars Outlaws Review]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 29, 2024|August 29, 2024 - I hate Dustborn]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 28, 2024|August 28, 2024 - Every Terrorist Organization Explained]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 27, 2024|August 27, 2024 - Chargeman Ken]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 23, 2024|August 23, 2024 - Ranking celebrity suicides]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 22, 2024|August 22, 2024 - Smoking Rocks]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 21, 2024|August 21, 2024 - Dying alone]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 20, 2024|August 20, 2024 - the Penguin Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 19, 2024|August 19, 2024 - 6 Craziest Pstchological Tests]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 18, 2024|August 18, 2024 - Have I've Been Cursed By Chris Chan]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 17, 2024|August 17, 2024 - UK CANNOT Extradite Over Tweets - Legal Mindset]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 16, 2024|August 16, 2024 - 3 Billion SSN records got hacked and leaked - mental outlaw]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 15, 2024|August 15, 2024 - adam sandler simpsons]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 13, 2024|August 13, 2024 - New alphabet song]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 11, 2024|August 11, 2024 - Mr. Shadman]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 8, 2024|August 8, 2024 - Your Sexual Fantasies Say Alot About You]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 7, 2024|August 7, 2024 - Pink Floyd 2 subs]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 6, 2024|August 6, 2024 - Pole Vaulter's dicke gets in the way]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 5, 2024|August 5, 2024 - Kris Tyson Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 4, 2024|August 4, 2024 - New King Drac Video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 3, 2024|August 3, 2024 - Paris Olympics Mock Christians]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 2, 2024|August 2, 2024 - Dire Trip - Bill Atchinson video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 1, 2024|August 1, 2024 - Whatever happened to Profile Customization?]]<br />
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== July 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 31, 2024|July 31, 2024 - THE HISTORY OF INTERNET PIRACY]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 30, 2024|July 30, 2024 - NETLORE: Soy Boys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 29, 2024|July 29, 2024 - Transformer One: Preview ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 28, 2024|July 28, 2024 - can we do it now?]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 27, 2024|July 27, 2024 - Mastercard Blowjob skit]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 26, 2024|July 26, 2024 - Pseudohermaphrodite]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 25, 2024|July 25, 2024 - Bizarre Accidents]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 24, 2024|July 24, 2024 - Terminator Zero]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 23, 2024|July 23, 2024 - The Power Slut Girls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 22, 2024|July 22, 2024 - Borderlands Movie Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 21, 2024|July 21, 2024 - Multiple Personality Disorder]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 20, 2024|July 20, 2024 - Mary Poppins The Fighting Game]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 19, 2024|July 19, 2024 - the butter battle book]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 18, 2024|July 18, 2024 - Hardware Wars]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 17, 2024|July 17, 2024 - Drunk Driver Pins Herself ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 16, 2024|July 16, 2024 - The guide to dying alone ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 15, 2024|July 15, 2024 - Charlie Kirk]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 14, 2024|July 14, 2024 - the clam slam]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 13, 2024|July 13, 2024 - proud Pedo ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 12, 2024|July 12, 2024 - Epstein Islland ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 11, 2024|July 11, 2024 - Sailor Moon Done 1950s Style]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 10, 2024|July 10, 2024 - Squatters getting pwned]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 9, 2024|July 9, 2024 - retards and the police]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 8, 2024|July 8, 2024 - idiot loses fingers because of fireworks]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 7, 2024|July 7, 2024 - Pink Floyd]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 6, 2024|July 6, 2024 - Chris Chan]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 5, 2024|July 5, 2024 - Zombies]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 4, 22024|July 4, 2024 - Neil Young]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 3, 2024|July 3, 2024 - Hetalia: USA]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 2, 2024|July 2, 2024 - Fireworks Fails]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 1, 2024|July 1, 2024 - Painful Fails]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 29, 2024|June 29, 2024 - Dr. Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 28, 2024|June 28, 2024 - Dr. Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 27, 2024|June 27, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 26, 2024|June 26, 2024 - Patryk's video to lulziez]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 25, 2024|June 25, 2024 - Patryk's video to lulziez]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 24, 2024|June 24, 2024 - Saying you hate K-pop on Twatter]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 23, 2024|June 23, 2024 - Saying you hate K-pop on Twatter]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 22, 2024|June 22, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 21, 2024|June 21, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 20, 2024|June 20, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 15, 2024|June 15, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 14, 2024|June 14, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 13, 2024|June 13, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 12, 2024|June 12, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 11, 2024|June 11, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 10, 2024|June 10, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 9, 2024|June 9, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2024|June 8, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2024|June 7, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2024|June 6, 2024 - Being Gay And Sucking Balls]]<br />
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== May 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2024|May 31, 2024 - Trump Guilty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2024|May 30, 2024 - Azn Taking Driving Test]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2024|May 29, 2024 - Andy Ditch]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2024|May 28, 2024 - World's Dumbest Darknet Admin Gets Busted Mental Outlaw]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2024|May 27, 2024 - What Happens When You're Executed]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2024|May 26, 2024 - RIP Doge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2024|May 25, 2024 - Google ruined the web]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2024|May 24, 2024 - Reinventer the wheel]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2024|May 23, 2024 - Azu Marauders - Azumanga Daioh x A Tribe Called Quest]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2024|May 22, 2024 - The FBI Seized BreachForums again (Mental Outlaw)]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2024|May 21, 2024 - We Won't Poo in the Loo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2024|May 20, 2024 - France Bans TikTok and other web/tech news]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2024|May 19, 2024 - "Back From the Dead" by Desmeon]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2024|May 18, 2024 - "Back From the Dead" by Desmeon]]<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2024|May 17, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2024|May 16, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2024|May 15, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2024|May 14, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2024|May 13, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2024|May 12, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2024|May 11, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2024|May 10, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2024|May 9, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2024|May 8, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2024|May 7, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2024|May 6, 2024 - Restaurant owner beat by people who didnt want to pay]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2024|May 5, 2024 - The Bizarre Death of the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Singer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2024|May 4, 2024 - Skibidi - Beach Boys remix]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2024|May 3, 2024 - TikTok ban threat to free speech - RFK Jr.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2024|May 2, 2024 - Eddie Murphy]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2024|May 1, 2024 - CBN News - Furries Torment Students at Utah School]]<br />
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== April 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2024|April 30, 2024 - Furiosa Trailer ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2024|April 29, 2024 - Flat Earth Disproved ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2024|April 28, 2024 - Mine Elevator Falls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2024|April 27, 2024 - Soylent Green Is People ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2024|April 26, 2024 - Hot Chick Fakes Guitar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2024|April 25, 2024 - Snow White actor fired by Disney]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2024|April 24, 2024 - Deadpool And Wolverine Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2024|April 23, 2024 - How pay to win games work]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2024|April 22, 2024 - 12 Forever writer a perv]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2024|April 21, 2024 - Transformers 1]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2024|April 20, 2024 - lets make a dope deal]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2024|April 19, 2024 - Fishtank explodes ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2024|April 18, 2024 - E-Girl Criminals]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2024|April 17, 2024 - Bruce Springsteen WAR]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2024|April 16, 2024 - YouTuber explores Osama Bin Laden's secret caves]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2024|April 15, 2024 - "time capsule" - animation by Mean Velvet]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2024|April 14, 2024 - 4chan dumb criminals]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2024|April 13, 2024 - Idocracy Batin']]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2024|April 12, 2024 - if the glove ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2024|April 11, 2024 - Hayseed Dixie ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2024|April 10, 2024 - lolcow update]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 9, 2024|April 9, 2024 - They don't want you buying physical media]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 8, 2024|April 8, 2024 - Pink Floyd Brain Damage/Eclipse ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2024|April 7, 2024 - Prison Myths]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2024|April 6, 2024 - Chris Chan Banned from BABSCon ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2024|April 5, 2024 - Creepy Commercials]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2024|April 4, 2024 - Anime degenerates]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2024|April 3, 2024 - Disturbing PSAs]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2024|April 2, 2024 - Danny Phantom Killing]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2024|April 1, 2024 - Easy April Fools Day pranks. ]]<br />
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== March 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 31, 2024|March 31, 2024 - Bad Bunny]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 30, 2024|March 30, 2024 - Schrödinger's Cat]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 29, 2024|March 29, 2024 - Mel Brooks Dracula]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 28, 2024|March 28, 2024 - Emo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 27, 2024|March 27, 2024 - Child celeb carriers that are over]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 26, 2024|March 26, 2024 - Illegal Alien ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 25, 2024|March 25, 2024 - Beetlejuice 2]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 24, 2024|March 24, 2024 - Canada "online hate bill" pro-Censorship law report]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 23, 2024|March 23, 2024 - WatchMojo on Dan Schneider show scenes]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 22, 2024|March 22, 2024 - GTA 6 Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 21, 2024|March 21, 2024 - Chonk Chart]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 20, 2024|March 20, 2024 - Lain shitpost meme-vid]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 19, 2024|March 19, 2024 - K-On and Nazis ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 18, 2024|March 18, 2024 - EOE Hospital Scene]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 17, 2024|March 17, 2024 - Dropkick Murphys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 16, 2024|March 16, 2024 - AI Girlfriends]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 15, 2024|March 15, 2024 - most valuable McDonalds toys ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 14, 2024|March 14, 2024 - hbomberguy metal song]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 13, 2024|March 13, 2024 - Sektur Jeopardy]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 12, 2024|March 12, 2024 - Chris Chan Japan ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 11, 2024|March 11, 2024 - Fallout Trailer ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 10, 2024|March 10, 2024 - fag video ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 9, 2024|March 9, 2024 - Dragon Ball Abriged]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 8, 2024|March 8, 2024 - it's the unknown ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 7, 2024|March 7, 2024 - British Countryside Racist ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 6, 2024|March 6, 2024 - McDonalds commercial: Japan vs U.S.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 5, 2024|March 5, 2024 - Classic Motley Crue, Too Young To Fall In Love]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 4, 2024|March 4, 2024 - Strangest things found in people's butts ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 3, 2024|March 3, 2024 - R. Lee Ermey Therapist]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 2, 2024|March 2, 2024 - Fishtank ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 1, 2024|March 1, 2024 - Keep Riding Me ]]<br />
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== February 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 29, 2024|February 29, 2024 - FF7 Tifa & Aerith Swimsuits]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2024|February 28, 2024 - MIAGBNWA ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2024|February 27, 2024 - Sailor Mouth SB ep audio leak edited synced with video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 26, 2024|February 26, 2024 - George Carlin - Soft Language ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 25, 2024|February 25, 2024 - tic tok furry]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 24, 2024|February 24, 2024 - Do U Want To Play With My Balls ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 23, 2024|February 23, 2024 - Norm MacDonald ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 22, 2024|February 22, 2024 - power of potluck ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 21, 2024|February 21, 2024 - hito house ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 20, 2024|February 20, 2024 - Celebrate our differences ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 19, 2024|February 19, 2024 - Bath Salts ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 18, 2024|February 18, 2024 - Rachel Dolezal loses job as teacher over OnlyFans account ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 17, 2024|February 17, 2024 - Chris Chan ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 16, 2024|February 16, 2024 - Gamer Leg ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 15, 2024|February 15, 2024 - Doberhuahua ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 14, 2024|February 14, 2024 - Tucker Carlson]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 13, 2024|February 13, 2024 - Heart Ripped Out ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 12, 2024|February 12, 2024 - Cupid Shark]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 11, 2024|February 11, 2024 - MKUltra ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2024|February 10, 2024 - Deviant Art AI]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2024|February 9, 2024 - FF7 Trailor ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2024|February 8, 2024 - The Hacktivist ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 7, 2024|February 7, 2024 - Friendlyjordies]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 6, 2024|February 6, 2024 - Argument about Draft ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 5, 2024|February 5, 2024 - FF 7 Rebirth ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 4, 2024|February 4, 2024 - Death Stranding 2 ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 3, 2024|February 3, 2024 - Velvet Jones ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 2, 2024|February 2, 2024 - I'm Rick James Bitch ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 1, 2024|February 1, 2024 - Terminator and Jesus ]]<br />
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==January 2024==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2024|January 31, 2024 - interviews with school shooters ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 30, 2024|January 30, 2024 - Schrodinger's cat ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 29, 2024|January 29, 2024 - Chainsaw Man Opening]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2024|January 28, 2024 - discord posts that sent people to jail]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 27, 2024|January 27, 2024 - sex with sonic plushie]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 26, 2024|January 26, 2024 - 4 Chan flash anime ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 25, 2024|January 25, 2024 - FBI groomed kid ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 24, 2024|January 24, 2024 - Tickle Me Emo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 23, 2024|January 23, 2024 - Stanly cup theft]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 22, 2024|January 22, 2024 - non-crime hate incident ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 21, 2024|January 21, 2024 - DNS Server ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 20, 2024|January 20, 2024 - Mr. Beast Enters The Fishtank Season 2 House? (w/ Sam hyde)]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 19, 2024|January 19, 2024 - Javier Melei - Speech at 2024 WEF-meeting/DAVOS-meeting]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 18, 2024|January 18, 2024 - Finding Meaning ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 17, 2024|January 17, 2024 - Fallout 5 ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 16, 2024|January 16, 2024 - MGMT ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2024|January 15, 2024 - Dying Alone]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 14, 2024|January 14, 2024 - Simpson Predictions 2024 ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 13, 2024|January 13, 2024 - "How Internet Archive preserves" FOX 5 New York report]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 12, 2024|January 12, 2024 - When you discover Inspect Element]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 11, 2024|January 11, 2024 - The Game Theorists - "Goodbye Internet"]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2024|January 10, 2024 - Jimmy's psychotic meltdown on Fishtank Live S2]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2024|January 9, 2024 - Bronies are Losers ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 8, 2024|January 8, 2024 - Viper Video ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 7, 2024|January 7, 2024 - Drawn Together Asian Vision ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2024|January 6, 2024 - 4chan Animation]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 5, 2024|January 5, 2024 - Niggar Family]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 4, 2024|January 4, 2024 - Druggie Animals ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 3, 2024|January 3, 2024 - American Academy of Pediatrics]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 2, 2024|January 2, 2024 - Vintage Defcon Talk: The art of Trolling]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 26, 2024|September 26, 2024 - Lord Miles - The CrackHeads of South Africa]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 25, 2024|September 25, 2024 - Master of Deception: The Ellen DeGeneres Victim Complex]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 21, 2024|September 21, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 20, 2024|September 20, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 19, 2024|September 19, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 18, 2024|September 18, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 17, 2024|September 17, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 16, 2024|September 16, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 15, 2024|September 15, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 14, 2024|September 14, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 13, 2024|September 13, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 12, 2024|September 12, 2024 - Cat with it’s Balls stuck]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 11, 2024|September 11, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 10, 2024|September 10, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 9, 2024|September 9, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 8, 2024|September 8, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 7, 2024|September 7, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 6, 2024|September 6, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 5, 2024|September 5, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 4, 2024|September 4, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 3, 2024|September 3, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 2, 2024|September 2, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 1, 2024|September 1, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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== August 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 31, 2024|August 31, 2024 - Cutsman]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 30, 2024|August 30, 2024 - Star Wars Outlaws Review]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 29, 2024|August 29, 2024 - I hate Dustborn]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 28, 2024|August 28, 2024 - Every Terrorist Organization Explained]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 27, 2024|August 27, 2024 - Chargeman Ken]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 26, 2024|August 26, 2024 - ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 23, 2024|August 23, 2024 - Ranking celebrity suicides]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 22, 2024|August 22, 2024 - Smoking Rocks]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 21, 2024|August 21, 2024 - Dying alone]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 20, 2024|August 20, 2024 - the Penguin Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 19, 2024|August 19, 2024 - 6 Craziest Pstchological Tests]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 18, 2024|August 18, 2024 - Have I've Been Cursed By Chris Chan]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 17, 2024|August 17, 2024 - UK CANNOT Extradite Over Tweets - Legal Mindset]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 16, 2024|August 16, 2024 - 3 Billion SSN records got hacked and leaked - mental outlaw]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 15, 2024|August 15, 2024 - adam sandler simpsons]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 14, 2024|August 14, 2024 - Tony Orr- Up the fucking ass]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 13, 2024|August 13, 2024 - New alphabet song]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 12, 2024|August 12, 2024 - Cruel Executions]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 11, 2024|August 11, 2024 - Mr. Shadman]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 10, 2024|August 10, 2024 - Don't Jerk Off]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 9, 2024|August 9, 2024 - Sam Hyde Brings Pearl Davis On Fishtank]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 8, 2024|August 8, 2024 - Your Sexual Fantasies Say Alot About You]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 7, 2024|August 7, 2024 - Pink Floyd 2 subs]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 6, 2024|August 6, 2024 - Pole Vaulter's dicke gets in the way]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 5, 2024|August 5, 2024 - Kris Tyson Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 4, 2024|August 4, 2024 - New King Drac Video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 3, 2024|August 3, 2024 - Paris Olympics Mock Christians]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 2, 2024|August 2, 2024 - Dire Trip - Bill Atchinson video]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 1, 2024|August 1, 2024 - Whatever happened to Profile Customization?]]<br />
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== July 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 31, 2024|July 31, 2024 - THE HISTORY OF INTERNET PIRACY]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 30, 2024|July 30, 2024 - NETLORE: Soy Boys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 29, 2024|July 29, 2024 - Transformer One: Preview ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 28, 2024|July 28, 2024 - can we do it now?]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 27, 2024|July 27, 2024 - Mastercard Blowjob skit]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 26, 2024|July 26, 2024 - Pseudohermaphrodite]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 25, 2024|July 25, 2024 - Bizarre Accidents]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 24, 2024|July 24, 2024 - Terminator Zero]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 23, 2024|July 23, 2024 - The Power Slut Girls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 22, 2024|July 22, 2024 - Borderlands Movie Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 21, 2024|July 21, 2024 - Multiple Personality Disorder]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 20, 2024|July 20, 2024 - Mary Poppins The Fighting Game]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 19, 2024|July 19, 2024 - the butter battle book]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 18, 2024|July 18, 2024 - Hardware Wars]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 17, 2024|July 17, 2024 - Drunk Driver Pins Herself ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 16, 2024|July 16, 2024 - The guide to dying alone ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 15, 2024|July 15, 2024 - Charlie Kirk]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 14, 2024|July 14, 2024 - the clam slam]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 13, 2024|July 13, 2024 - proud Pedo ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 12, 2024|July 12, 2024 - Epstein Islland ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 11, 2024|July 11, 2024 - Sailor Moon Done 1950s Style]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 10, 2024|July 10, 2024 - Squatters getting pwned]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 9, 2024|July 9, 2024 - retards and the police]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 8, 2024|July 8, 2024 - idiot loses fingers because of fireworks]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 7, 2024|July 7, 2024 - Pink Floyd]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 6, 2024|July 6, 2024 - Chris Chan]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 5, 2024|July 5, 2024 - Zombies]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 4, 22024|July 4, 2024 - Neil Young]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 3, 2024|July 3, 2024 - Hetalia: USA]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 2, 2024|July 2, 2024 - Fireworks Fails]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 1, 2024|July 1, 2024 - Painful Fails]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 30, 2024|June 30, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 29, 2024|June 29, 2024 - Dr. Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 28, 2024|June 28, 2024 - Dr. Diss Track]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 27, 2024|June 27, 2024 - ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 26, 2024|June 26, 2024 - Patryk's video to lulziez]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 25, 2024|June 25, 2024 - Patryk's video to lulziez]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 24, 2024|June 24, 2024 - Saying you hate K-pop on Twatter]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 23, 2024|June 23, 2024 - Saying you hate K-pop on Twatter]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 22, 2024|June 22, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 21, 2024|June 21, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 20, 2024|June 20, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 15, 2024|June 15, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 14, 2024|June 14, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 13, 2024|June 13, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 12, 2024|June 12, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 11, 2024|June 11, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 10, 2024|June 10, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 9, 2024|June 9, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2024|June 8, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2024|June 7, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2024|June 6, 2024 - Being Gay And Sucking Balls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 5, 2024|June 5, 2024 - ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2024|May 31, 2024 - Trump Guilty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2024|May 30, 2024 - Azn Taking Driving Test]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2024|May 29, 2024 - Andy Ditch]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2024|May 28, 2024 - World's Dumbest Darknet Admin Gets Busted Mental Outlaw]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2024|May 27, 2024 - What Happens When You're Executed]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2024|May 26, 2024 - RIP Doge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2024|May 25, 2024 - Google ruined the web]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2024|May 24, 2024 - Reinventer the wheel]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2024|May 23, 2024 - Azu Marauders - Azumanga Daioh x A Tribe Called Quest]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 22, 2024|May 22, 2024 - The FBI Seized BreachForums again (Mental Outlaw)]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 21, 2024|May 21, 2024 - We Won't Poo in the Loo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 20, 2024|May 20, 2024 - France Bans TikTok and other web/tech news]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 19, 2024|May 19, 2024 - "Back From the Dead" by Desmeon]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 18, 2024|May 18, 2024 - "Back From the Dead" by Desmeon]]<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 17, 2024|May 17, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 16, 2024|May 16, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 15, 2024|May 15, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 14, 2024|May 14, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 13, 2024|May 13, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 12, 2024|May 12, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 11, 2024|May 11, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 10, 2024|May 10, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2024|May 9, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 8, 2024|May 8, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 7, 2024|May 7, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 6, 2024|May 6, 2024 - Restaurant owner beat by people who didnt want to pay]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 5, 2024|May 5, 2024 - The Bizarre Death of the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Singer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 4, 2024|May 4, 2024 - Skibidi - Beach Boys remix]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 3, 2024|May 3, 2024 - TikTok ban threat to free speech - RFK Jr.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 2, 2024|May 2, 2024 - Eddie Murphy]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 1, 2024|May 1, 2024 - CBN News - Furries Torment Students at Utah School]]<br />
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== April 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2024|April 30, 2024 - Furiosa Trailer ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 29, 2024|April 29, 2024 - Flat Earth Disproved ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 28, 2024|April 28, 2024 - Mine Elevator Falls]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 27, 2024|April 27, 2024 - Soylent Green Is People ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 26, 2024|April 26, 2024 - Hot Chick Fakes Guitar]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2024|April 25, 2024 - Snow White actor fired by Disney]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 24, 2024|April 24, 2024 - Deadpool And Wolverine Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2024|April 23, 2024 - How pay to win games work]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 22, 2024|April 22, 2024 - 12 Forever writer a perv]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 21, 2024|April 21, 2024 - Transformers 1]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 20, 2024|April 20, 2024 - lets make a dope deal]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 19, 2024|April 19, 2024 - Fishtank explodes ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 18, 2024|April 18, 2024 - E-Girl Criminals]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 17, 2024|April 17, 2024 - Bruce Springsteen WAR]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 16, 2024|April 16, 2024 - YouTuber explores Osama Bin Laden's secret caves]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 15, 2024|April 15, 2024 - "time capsule" - animation by Mean Velvet]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 14, 2024|April 14, 2024 - 4chan dumb criminals]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 13, 2024|April 13, 2024 - Idocracy Batin']]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 12, 2024|April 12, 2024 - if the glove ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 11, 2024|April 11, 2024 - Hayseed Dixie ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 10, 2024|April 10, 2024 - lolcow update]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 7, 2024|April 7, 2024 - Prison Myths]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 6, 2024|April 6, 2024 - Chris Chan Banned from BABSCon ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 5, 2024|April 5, 2024 - Creepy Commercials]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 4, 2024|April 4, 2024 - Anime degenerates]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 3, 2024|April 3, 2024 - Disturbing PSAs]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 2, 2024|April 2, 2024 - Danny Phantom Killing]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 1, 2024|April 1, 2024 - Easy April Fools Day pranks. ]]<br />
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== March 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 31, 2024|March 31, 2024 - Bad Bunny]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 30, 2024|March 30, 2024 - Schrödinger's Cat]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 29, 2024|March 29, 2024 - Mel Brooks Dracula]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 28, 2024|March 28, 2024 - Emo]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 27, 2024|March 27, 2024 - Child celeb carriers that are over]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 26, 2024|March 26, 2024 - Illegal Alien ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 25, 2024|March 25, 2024 - Beetlejuice 2]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 24, 2024|March 24, 2024 - Canada "online hate bill" pro-Censorship law report]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 23, 2024|March 23, 2024 - WatchMojo on Dan Schneider show scenes]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 22, 2024|March 22, 2024 - GTA 6 Trailer]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 21, 2024|March 21, 2024 - Chonk Chart]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 20, 2024|March 20, 2024 - Lain shitpost meme-vid]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 19, 2024|March 19, 2024 - K-On and Nazis ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 18, 2024|March 18, 2024 - EOE Hospital Scene]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 17, 2024|March 17, 2024 - Dropkick Murphys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 16, 2024|March 16, 2024 - AI Girlfriends]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 15, 2024|March 15, 2024 - most valuable McDonalds toys ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 12, 2024|March 12, 2024 - Chris Chan Japan ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 11, 2024|March 11, 2024 - Fallout Trailer ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 10, 2024|March 10, 2024 - fag video ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 9, 2024|March 9, 2024 - Dragon Ball Abriged]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 8, 2024|March 8, 2024 - it's the unknown ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 6, 2024|March 6, 2024 - McDonalds commercial: Japan vs U.S.]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 5, 2024|March 5, 2024 - Classic Motley Crue, Too Young To Fall In Love]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 2, 2024|March 2, 2024 - Fishtank ]]<br />
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== February 2024 ==<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 29, 2024|February 29, 2024 - FF7 Tifa & Aerith Swimsuits]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2024|February 28, 2024 - MIAGBNWA ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2024|February 27, 2024 - Sailor Mouth SB ep audio leak edited synced with video]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2024|January 31, 2024 - interviews with school shooters ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2024|January 28, 2024 - discord posts that sent people to jail]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 15, 2024|January 15, 2024 - Dying Alone]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 10, 2024|January 10, 2024 - Jimmy's psychotic meltdown on Fishtank Live S2]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 9, 2024|January 9, 2024 - Bronies are Losers ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 6, 2024|January 6, 2024 - 4chan Animation]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 1, 2024|January 1, 2024 - fishank S2 - Summer's leaked post-boot voicemails]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now&diff=1895440Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now2024-10-10T08:04:54Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* October 2024 */</p>
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 30, 2024|September 30, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 26, 2024|September 26, 2024 - Lord Miles - The CrackHeads of South Africa]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 25, 2024|September 25, 2024 - Master of Deception: The Ellen DeGeneres Victim Complex]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/September 24, 2024|September 24, 2024 - My Ache Breaky Ears]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 30, 2024|July 30, 2024 - NETLORE: Soy Boys]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 29, 2024|July 29, 2024 - Transformer One: Preview ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 27, 2024|July 27, 2024 - Mastercard Blowjob skit]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 24, 2024|July 24, 2024 - Terminator Zero]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 8, 2024|July 8, 2024 - idiot loses fingers because of fireworks]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 7, 2024|July 7, 2024 - Pink Floyd]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/July 6, 2024|July 6, 2024 - Chris Chan]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 22, 2024|June 22, 2024 - Jewish Rape Lawyer]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 14, 2024|June 14, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 13, 2024|June 13, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 12, 2024|June 12, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 11, 2024|June 11, 2024 - Fall of Top G]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 10, 2024|June 10, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 9, 2024|June 9, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 8, 2024|June 8, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 7, 2024|June 7, 2024 - Astronaut Dies in Plane Crash]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/June 6, 2024|June 6, 2024 - Being Gay And Sucking Balls]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 31, 2024|May 31, 2024 - Trump Guilty]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2024|May 30, 2024 - Azn Taking Driving Test]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2024|May 29, 2024 - Andy Ditch]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2024|May 28, 2024 - World's Dumbest Darknet Admin Gets Busted Mental Outlaw]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 27, 2024|May 27, 2024 - What Happens When You're Executed]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 26, 2024|May 26, 2024 - RIP Doge]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 25, 2024|May 25, 2024 - Google ruined the web]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 24, 2024|May 24, 2024 - Reinventer the wheel]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 23, 2024|May 23, 2024 - Azu Marauders - Azumanga Daioh x A Tribe Called Quest]]<br />
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*<s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 9, 2024|May 9, 2024 - ]]</s> '''POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS'''<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 30, 2024|April 30, 2024 - Furiosa Trailer ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 25, 2024|April 25, 2024 - Snow White actor fired by Disney]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/April 23, 2024|April 23, 2024 - How pay to win games work]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/March 31, 2024|March 31, 2024 - Bad Bunny]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 29, 2024|February 29, 2024 - FF7 Tifa & Aerith Swimsuits]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 28, 2024|February 28, 2024 - MIAGBNWA ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 27, 2024|February 27, 2024 - Sailor Mouth SB ep audio leak edited synced with video]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 10, 2024|February 10, 2024 - Deviant Art AI]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 9, 2024|February 9, 2024 - FF7 Trailor ]]<br />
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/February 8, 2024|February 8, 2024 - The Hacktivist ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 31, 2024|January 31, 2024 - interviews with school shooters ]]<br />
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/January 28, 2024|January 28, 2024 - discord posts that sent people to jail]]<br />
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<div>{{warning|HEY EVERYBODY IM A MODERATOR YEAH IM THE MODERATORS MAN I GOT THE MODERATORS MASK SO IM A MODERATOR}}<br />
[[File:South park mod.gif|thumb|This is what all moderators look like, or ''will'' look like]]<br />
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In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestowed with drops of [[Magick|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.<br />
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==Types of moderators==<br />
[[File:You didnt protect anything.jpg|300px|right|thumb|The most common outcome of a mod flexing his authority.]]<br />
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Broadly speaking, moderators can be [[divide by zero|divided into the following categories]];<br />
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#''Rule bound moderators'' - these mods are usually bound to a sense of community and Internet fairness. They will go out of their way to ban anyone breaking their arbitrary rules because they are "helping" everyone out. In reality they are slowly choking to death the very forum they circle jerk over. Very common moderator type.<br />
#''[[moot|Passive moderators]]'' - this type of mod rarely posts on the board in question and will often [[lurk]] unseen in the [[emo|shadows]], hiding their online status, until such time as they need to wield their power despite being largely unknown to the community.<br />
#''[[Corey Worthington|Vigilantes]]'' - actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial, so as to maintain a general atmosphere of stagnation on the board. Most commonly found on specialist forums.<br />
#''[[fail|Fucking hopeless]]'' - the most dangerous of all, showing precious little awareness of how to do their job. This incompetence often manifests itself in such forms as ensuring that [[newfags|new members]] are watchfully policed and [[rape|ruthlessly suppressed]] by recourse to, amongst other things, the Law of the Post Count (see below).<br />
#''Teh popular ones'' - These are the mods that were appointed to their positions either by [[leech|sucking off the administrator]] or they have n00dz floating somewhere. These are usually [[16 year old girls|camwhores]] who you often wonder how they balance the life of being an [[Instagram]] whore and an incompetent mod. Often they don't do anything except be really [[bitch]]y to [[n00bs]] and post their [[TITS OR GTFO|pictures]] in the Member's photos thread wanting to be dickfed attention. (Ex. of camwhore moderator, [[verynicelady]])<br />
#''[[Lowtax|The RL faggot]]'' - These are a rare breed of mod, but every once in a while, an admin takes a liking to these ladyboy [[trap]]s and decides it's time for a promo. While "Teh popular ones" type of mod thinks she is in control, it's actually the "RL faggot" that proves the most dangerous (and also the most likely to be the resident "[[bitch|drama queen]]"). Expect them to get in nice and cozy with an admin, and secretly be their personal bitch. We don't want to imply who the real bitch is however, since generally it's the [[Chris Crocker|ladyboy]] that becomes the most "persuasive" when it comes to decision making. If you try to pwn them for their epic failures as a mod, they'll automatically show their faggotry by pulling the [[gay]] card. Beware of this, but it's still epic [[lulz]]. <br />
#'''**[[shiny pidgey|ULTRA RARE]]**''' ''The laid back mod'' - These are the few and proud moderators who were former trolls and decided to balance being a troll and being a good forum user and ended up somehow getting picked to be moderators.They usually don't jump into forum raids right away because a part of them would like to see the epic lulz in action.They usually don't care much about [[spam]] and stupid [[furries|new members]] and it's rare for them to get motivated to ban someone.The admins hate these type of mods and like to often find ways to replace them with more of the types described above. But in real life they're really just basement dwellers who want to get respect from people on the internets that they will never meet.<br />
#''[[fail|Opinionies]]'' - One of the most [[fail|uncommon]] Mods, there are only [[nothing|about one]] OPI Moderator in every [[forum]], and they usually [[ban]] people or follow those who disagree with them. Their mission is to find [[you|people who they don't agree with]], and simply ban them. They are waiting for [[you]] to do something that is "[[rules|against the rules]]" and "send [[you]] home" for that thing. They not only hate [[holocaust denial|people who have an opinion and should have the right to speak about it]], but they also [[rage|hate]] [[Agnostic|people who don't have any opinion at all]]. They are "the bad" Mods, but if [[you]]r opinion and their opinion are the same, they won't [[ban]] [[you]]. Even [[Satan|God]] is afraid of them. They are the Jew of the internet. These Moderators are [[Almost raped|almost]] the worst kind.<br />
#''[[Emo]] Moderators'' - These [[fail|Mods]] parade around the [[forum]] telling other users how much everyone [[h8|hates]] them because they're moderators, and proceed to ban themselves [[9000|OVAR 9000!!11!1]] times. You rarely see these Mods because they're too busy being [[Fag|fags]] [[IRL|in real life]]. The only possible reason of them becoming moderators is if the administrators are [[Fag|fags]] themselves.<br />
#''Proud Moderators'' - Fairly common Mod, they're usually [[Newbies|newbies]] that start to cum buckets when they are FINALLY made a moderator after months or even years of "helping" users (while losing many friends due to being gay) and sucking the admin's cock. They are basically the [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|egotistical, self-loving fucktards]] that see themselves as some sort of authority figure or [[Internet_Police|online law enforcement.]] They always have to remind people of their status by posting "Moderator for >insert board here<" next to their profile. They have never achieved anything [[IRL|in the real world]] before and always aspired to be a moderator for a forum/website so they are finally seen as relevant and no longer picked on.<br />
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==The Moderators' Creed==<br />
[[File:Lulzafterjew.jpg|thumb|Most moderators look like this IRL.]]<br />
Almost without exception, moderators will operate under the following guidelines;<br />
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#''What's good for the goose is definitely not good for the gander'' - in short, established board members are allowed to rip the piss out of n00bs but should the [[n00b]] under fire actually fight back and start winning, a mod will step in (often by locking the thread, see "Mod powers" below) before the established member starts losing too much face. <br />
#''Law of the Post Count'' - an unwritten internet law that states that the likelihood of a poster being moderated, regardless of the merits or otherwise of their post, is inversely proportional to their relative [[Veteran|post count]]. The Law also states that the truthiness of any post is directly proportional to the [[e-penis|post count]] of its creator. (However to those in reality, the higher the post count, the bigger a loser in real life the person is and the less worthy their opinions are. But mods and admins like high post count people as they're basically minions in their army.)<br />
#''This Is Not A [[Democracy]]'' - a phrase invoked when a moderator has been seriously [[pwned]] for making a crap decision, and will not (or, more likely, cannot) justify the decision in public. This one is especially revealing, because it shows that they believe anything that is not a democracy is automatically a cuntocracy where anything goes. In fact, even the absolute monarchs of medieval times tried to be at least somewhat fair and forgiving, for the very good reason that they would soon end up overthrown if they didn't.<br />
#''I'll see how I feel'' - a decision made by a moderator does not have to be consistent, but instead will often be arrived at through gut instinct and with absolutely no regard to whether or not a forum rule has been breached. Can often result in double standards, a basic requirement for any self-respecting forum.<br />
#''Lets just take this to PM'' - When a moderator has been called out for being a faggot and a Nazi. Rather then face the masses and actually admit to being an epic [[failure]], they hide behind the cozy barrier of a PM and hide from the public like bitches.<br />
#''You Don't Need No Stinkin' Thick Skin'' - Since every mod (especially older ones with high post counts) is an [[asshole]], there is often a rule in a forum that you should bring your "thick skin." Moderators however do not need to adhere to these rules. If anyone is being an asshole to them, they can simply throw a [[rage|hissy-fit]] and ban you without recourse.<br />
#''Every problem looks like a nail'' - the only tool at the mod's disposal is that of suppression. Post something that's not allowed and it gets censored. Piss off the mod enough and you will be B&, i.e., personally censored. After a few swings of the ban-hammer, the mod starts to lose the ability to distinguish between things that deserve censorship according to the rulebook and things that just cause him or her some kind of psychological discomfort or plain old annoyance. From that moment on, the descent into despotism has begun, and it is self-perpetuating because users become increasingly afraid to challenge the mod about his or her behavior.<br />
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==Actual moderator quotes==<br />
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|I had a quick look through that link, and the thread is something that I'd rather not associate with the board, so am going to delete it. This is not a personal attack on you, but that kind of stuff doesn't really help with some things I am working on for the board for which I have invested a lot of time and effort.|Sent in a PM. The link was to a thread of a scammer being well and truly [[pwned]] after being outed as a [[sex]] offender.<br />
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|Rizzle pizzle|posted just before locking a thread.<br />
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|Underage b&|Dancube (4chan moderator) posted this after banning some [[13-year-old boy|kid]]... oh the irony.<br />
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|One question I've had forever, what about the suffix -ing? As in, That is {CENSORED}ing hilarious!<br>That is still evading the curse filter.|Cool!<br />
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|No [[Habbo|blacks in the pool]]|MOD-Cleo, Habbo Hotel.<br />
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|"Cause everyone on here is effing bat shit crazy and can not be a proper moderator" So I guess I am bat shit crazy too. Not the best way to make friends IMO.|GOSSIPGURLFORUMZ<br />
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Bumping an old thread for a dumb image macro"| Thanks for the detailed info, so I can avoid this mistake in the future. <br />
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==Mod powers==<br />
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There are a variety of tools that a moderator can employ in order to carry out his or her duties efficiently. These range from the basic (editing of posts, maybe even deleting of posts) to the advanced (locking of threads, avatar and signature alteration). IRL this is called [[Censorship|censorship,]] because that's exactly what it is, even if it isn't immediately obvious. An interesting game is to pick at the moderator's [[USI]] by pointing out that they are a censor, something that they will not be able to admit no matter how much evidence you provide to support that definition. And the only way to disprove you is not to ban you!<br />
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These powers are there to be [[facepunch|routinely abused]]; for example, a thread can be locked yet some moderators will still post on it regardless, denying a basic right of reply to the [[OP]] or the poster who apparently caused the thread to be locked in the first place.<br />
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As a result, moderators are often some of the worst (or best, depending on your point of view) internet [[trolls]], which doesn't stop them from [[NO U|accusing]] others of trolling at every opportunity. Should a moderator start losing an argument on a thread, they will often use the aforementioned powers, like [[delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]], in order to attempt to beat a [[Whatever|dignified retreat]]. Either that, or go running to the admin.<br />
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==Why Moderators Make Rules==<br />
[[File:Metaphysicist.jpg|left|thumb|Actual photo of hated Totse/Zoklet moderator Metaphysicist. He created [http://thedamagedone.org/bbs/ his own shitty forum] where he's banned himself multiple times.]]<br />
[[File:Dynamic IP.jpg|300px|right|thumb|A dynamic ip is the ultimate weapon against a moderator, and when utilized by a troll it can be used to unleash [[butthurt]] of biblical proportions.]]<br />
As Rational Egoist Theory suggests, nobody gives a shit about anything but themselves, for every possible thing imaginable in the universe. This is the philosophy that the typical moderator follows by when developing their set of holy rules of this universe. The idea is that people will only give a shit when the consequences for not giving a shit are so beneficial, that they make the benefits of not giving a shit not worth it in the end. This way, a moderator can successfully force people to give a shit about things they would not normally give a shit about, even if such giving is artificial. The ironic matter, however, is that setting such rules in the first place is a sign that the moderator does not give a shit about the things that the users who don't give a shit give a shit about. This means that moderators setting rules is ultimately just as selfish as those who break them, which makes their existence incredibly contradictory. This is made much worse when the moderator sets rules that only benefit the preferences of the moderator him/herself (Which is 99% of the time). Sometimes, a moderator will attempt to disguise their rules as requests of kindness, though this is contradictory as you will see below:<br />
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''"Will you change your username? It is vulgar" -Moderator''<br />
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As you see, the moderator has '''asked''' that the user changes his/her name. This means that if this were to truly be a question, the choice to refuse would be viable. However, let's see what the moderator would say if the user were to refuse, if in the case that the user doesn't get banned for refusing:<br />
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''"You have one minute to change your name, or you will be banned" -Moderator''<br />
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As you can see, the Moderator has attempted to coerce the user into changing their mind, which defeats the purpose of asking the user instead of demanding them. It is said that the moderator typically "asks" users to do certain things in order to pretend like the user believes that what he/she is doing is right, when in reality, the user thinks that the moderator's power has become way too ungodly. <br />
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Moderators also tend to make rules so that the given rules fit their personal and unfounded preferences and outlooks in life, even if such a thing comes at the expense of a healthy community. As such, when a moderator finds out that one of their rules accidentally conflicts with their own preferences, they generally do not remain humble and follow it, but instead resort to their ungodly power of being able to break the rule because "it is their forum/server, and they can do whatever they want in it". As you can see, rule making is a complex scenario that moderators tend to undermine, simply only using it to make people give a shit about their personal preferences, when ironically, setting rules in the first place is a contradiction to the very outlooks that a moderator has hatred for.<br />
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==Forums are easy propaganda machines==<br />
[[File:Motion-moderator electionsX.jpg|thumb|How moderators are chosen]]<br />
It is very common and easy for a moderator to use their powers to turn their board into a propaganda machine. They merely have to take a bunch of insanely absurd lies and propaganda, the more absurd the better, and then remove any dissenting viewpoints. When people complain about the moderator doing this, remove these complaints and keep all the content saying the moderator is doing a wonderful job. Bonus points if you do this while proclaiming your forum to be a place of [[free speech]]. Even more bonus points if you criticize other forums that do this while doing it yourself.<br />
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This is very common on forums and if you have the attention span to bother reading the [[TL;DR]] drivel, you will find each forum has people living in completely different realities.<br />
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==Moderator Induced Necrosis==<br />
The law: - "The older a forum becomes, the more reasons that Moderators find to ban the members". Eventually so many people have been [[ban]]ned and so many posts inevitably produce [[fag|hair trigger responses]] from the forum administrators that the [[sick|dreaded condition]] "Moderator Induced Necrosis" begins to set in. Moderators become more concerned with their own [[anus|status]] than the health of the forum and posters begin to drift away to other places where they can [[flame|speak their minds]] without having to [[Fellatio|kowtow]] to a bunch of people who have been overcome by their own [[Unwarranted Self Importance|self-importance]]. In the [[Catnarok|final stage]], all that is left in the forum are (a) the Moderators, (b) the occasional newbie who has wandered in by mistake, soon to leave, (c) the forum [[Arbchat|arselickers]] and (d) one or two [[troll]]s with the energy left to be entertaining. Soon after that, like a sun collapsing of [[old]] age, the forum dies, with only about ten members talking to each other about the same things [[Shit Nobody Cares About|over and over again]], stubbornly soldiering on out of sheer inertia or perhaps even nostalgia. The [[irony]] is that if only the forum founders -- who have often [[Wikipedia|left a previous forum]] in [[butthurt|disgust]] at the lack of [[lulz|freedom of speech]] - remembered their [[Basement Dweller|origins]] and removed the collective [[law|stick]]s from their [[anus]]es then the forum would probably have [[Bear Grylls|survived]].<br />
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==UGH WHY CANT I BAN THIS GALLERY *SIGH*==<br />
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File:TCrage.JPG|Post deletion<br />
File:Moderator.jpg|Typical internet moderator<br />
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|Typical encounter between a mod and a [[newfag|new user]].<br />
File:AdminLol.JPG|An admin in his typical dictatorial delusions<br />
File:postinapostinapost2.jpg|Typical mod post.<br />
File:Nintendolife_TBD_Making_Users_Look_Bad.jpg|Admin inserting his comment into a user's post to make himself look better.<br />
File:NMAMod.jpg| "Mods" complaining about mods.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Special:listadmins|ED's admin list]]<br />
*[[Discord]] or [[Reddit]]<br />
*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]: Laughably insane moderator<br />
*[[Seto-Kaiba.com]]: The mother lode for demented moderating<br />
*[[Jim Profit]]: nutcase with a hate bonker for moderators.<br />
*[[SysOp]]<br />
*[[Unwarranted self importance]]<br />
*[[He does it for free]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
*[http://arwinglanding.net/forum/index.php Home of the most Teh-popular-ones mods you'll ever see.]<br />
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/02/opinion/sunday/right-wing-site-comments.html "Some of the choices people make on the internet, and in life in general, remain baffling to me."] (Archived: {{archive|SSyz0|1}} {{wayback|https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/02/opinion/sunday/right-wing-site-comments.html|title=2}})<br />
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{{timeline|Article of the Now June 18 & 19, [[2022]]|[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Diogo Mendes]]}}</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=MarioMario456&diff=1895437MarioMario4562024-10-10T07:06:53Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction */</p>
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'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].<br />
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== Logopedia ==<br />
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[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]<br />
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On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|Edit War]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and also decided turn some of the pages on the site into blank... like with no words or images whatsoever...<br />
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After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter|Twitter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''<br />
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|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped<br />
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}<br />
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|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.<br />
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}<br />
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|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.<br />
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}<br />
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|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you<br />
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}<br />
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|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!<br />
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}<br />
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== Wiki Thief ==<br />
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Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]<br />
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|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki<br />
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|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.<br />
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== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==<br />
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[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario]]<br />
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Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.<br />
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But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?<br />
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== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==<br />
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[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]<br />
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Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].<br />
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Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.<br />
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After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Retard]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[13-year-old boy]]<br />
* [[Wikia]]<br />
* [[Miraheze]]<br />
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{{Timeline|Featured article October 1 to October 4, [[2024]]|[[Ljupco Steriev]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Satan]]}}<br />
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<div>[[Image:Attentionwhore.jpg|frame|right|The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.]]<br />
Most commonly found on the [[Internets]], an '''Attention Whore''' is almost invariably a [[16_year_old_girls|sixteen year old girl]] who desperately craves [[attention]] in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely [[insane]] and most still attend [[high school]]. Most Attention Whores have [[Histrionic Personality Disorder]]. Some of them are [[fat|300-pound]] women who think they're cute by dumping [[shit|crap]] on other people to massage their flat egos.<br />
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{{quote|They are looking for their 15 megabytes of fame. They want to be admired, want someone to want them. A lot of them are lonely and starved for attention. A lot of girls think they have no choice but to pose in this way. And then there are the thrill seekers who do it because it's edgy and cool.|[[truth|ABC News telling it as it is]] }} <br />
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While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell especially for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything [[Satan]] could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to [[fuck]] the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are [[jailbait]] and buttugly, hand them over to [[Pedobear]], who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no [[tits]].<br />
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This trait is also the most aggressive form of cancer.<br />
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== Types of Attention Whore ==<br />
[[Image:LadyJmodel E Drama 1.jpg|thumb|right|Models and model wannabes are attention whores.]] <br />
[[Image:Pinecones.jpg|thumb|[[fail|Trying to look sexy with a fucking pine cone.]]]]<br />
[[File:Attention_whore3.jpg|thumb|right|{{tname|achtung}}]]<br />
[[Image:160.jpg|thumb|Successful attention whore is successful.]]<br />
While anyone can generally be classified as an Attention Whore there are various types of Attention Whoring as well as certain interest groups and communities that revolve almost entirely around Attention Whoring. Here are a few specific examples: <br />
[[File:Attention whore friend 3412.gif|thumb|250px|right|Everybody has that one friend that begs for attention]]<br />
===Techniques===<br />
*[[Camwhore|Cam Whoring]] - Mostly found on YouTube and Twitch, this form often takes on a literal sense in that money is often exchanged for video.<br />
*[[FGAS]] - When fat/ugly people try to garner attention by making themselves look slightly less obvious through selective angle shots/editing.<br />
*[[Duck face]] - The most common technique next to forced cleavage and butt bending shots.<br />
*[[Comment whore|Comment Whoring]] - Also known as "fishing for compliments" often involves self-depreciation.<br />
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===Forms===<br />
*[[Drama queen]]s - This type seeks attention by being hypersensitive and turning every mole hill into a mountain.<br />
*[[Prostatot]]s - Latchkey kids whose overly neglectful parents use the Internet as a babysitter.<br />
*[[Cutters]] - Physical self-depreciation through mutilation, their self-destructive habits are continual cries for attention.<br />
*[[Transsexuals]] - Specifically the transtrender types who seek attention through imagined marginalization.<br />
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[[Image:Titwhorestretch.gif|frame|center|It worked...]]<br />
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==Attention Whore Tactics==<br />
[[Image:Katie Rees3.jpg|thumb|[[Wikipedia:Katie Rees|Katie Rees]] (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.]]<br />
[[Image:09-02-10951239.jpg|thumb|Attention Whore AKA [[Camwhore]] aka [[Slut]] aka [[White_trash]] aka [[Tanning]] aka [[Skeezer]]]]<br />
[[Image:Mirror196.jpg|thumb|Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.]]<br />
[[Image:Attentionwhorenigger.jpg|thumb|[[Niggers]] are the worst variety of attention whore.]]<br />
In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ a variety of tactics. Common examples include:<br />
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*[[chanology|Turning an internet wide joke into a serious business protest because of minimal mention from media sources,]]<br />
*Telling [[Lies|outrageous, usually untruthful stories]] about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include things such as:<br />
**incidents in which they were [[almost raped]], most commonly by a close family member or friend<br />
**claiming that they have been (or are being) [[stalk|stalked]]; <br />
**claiming that they were shot in the spleen.<br />
*[[Camwhore|Uploading copious amounts of pictures of themselves]], often at [[Fat girl angle shot|various angles]].<br />
*Claiming to be [[bisexual]].<br />
*Using a [[tripcode]].<br />
*Posting [[poetry]] which alludes to their "[[DOUBLE NIGGER|dark and mysterious]]" past.<br />
*Tricking guys into the [[Friend Zone]]. <br />
*[[MRirian|Making YouTube videos where you just stare at the camera.]]<br />
*Claiming they're 90 pounds, when [[IRL]] [[Man The Harpoons|they're obese]].<br />
*Contributing to [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]].<br />
*[[Misanthropik|Stealing from Encyclopædia Dramatica]].<br />
*[[Vandal|Vandalizing Encyclopædia Dramatica]].<br />
*Looking at Encyclopædia Dramatica.<br />
*Posting song lyrics meant to describe their [[emo|"no one understands me!" emotional states]].<br />
*[[Cutting]] or occasionally halfheartedly attempting [[Pseudocide|suicide]].<br />
*[[Deleting_your_LiveJournal|Deleting their LiveJournal]]s, only to return 48 hours later.<br />
*[[Shameless self promotion]].<br />
*[[College Sex Bloggers|College Sex Blogging]]<br />
*Recording and posting [[over 9,000]] videos on [[Facebook]] and [[YouTube]].<br />
*Wearing makeup and very little or very [[slut|slutty]] clothing when webcam chatting.<br />
*Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.<br />
*Claims they are a [[Serious Business|Big Deal]] constantly.<br />
*Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.<br />
*Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their e-friends.<br />
*[[Msscribe|Starting "flame wars" with their troll socks]].<br />
*Pretending to be [[Wigger|"GANGSTAAAAAAA" and referring to everybody as "NIGGA"]].<br />
*Filling out and forwarding pointless questionnaire after pointless questionnaire, revealing their [[Money|favorite things]] and [[Agony In Pink|secret dreams]].<br />
*Filming or photographing themselves dancing in their underwear. ''Not that we're complaining...''<br />
*Saying they were [[almost raped|mugged]] by a [[nigger]] [[Ashley Todd|based on their political beliefs]].<br />
*Commenting pictures of themselves saying "OMG NOTICE HOW MY LEG IS BENDING THAT WAY AND I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT ON PURPOSE. IM LYK ''SOOOO'' FLEXIBLE HEHEHE"<br />
*Constantly reminiscing about SUCH CRAZY TYMES and real BAMF moments with their fellow attention whore friends...while in a group of strangers.<br />
*[[I'm so random]]!<br />
*[[Chris-chan|Will try to do anything as long as it's the result of them being in the center of attention]]<br />
*The YouTube "reply girls" who piggybacked off of popular videos in 2011 to get views. Quite possibly this pressured YouTube into getting rid of the "video replies" feature.<br />
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'''''Beware:''' If you have [[sex]] with one of these people she or he will tell the whole [[Internets]] how shit you were, in meticulous detail, even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, [[almost raped|(s)he may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are]]. Attention Whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.''<br />
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Image:gimmeattention.jpg|More cleavage, more attention<br />
Image:Thatmirrorisstillamess.jpg|Logseux - Mirrors, a camwhore's best friend <br />
Image:CleanYourMirror.jpg.png|Logseux - Clean that damn mirror!<br />
Image:Chesticleslook.jpg|Logseux - Performing for /b/ like a puppet<br />
Image:Somefagsex.jpg|I'm classier than these other hoes amirite?<br />
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Image:Fuckingscum1.jpg|The epitome. <br />
Image:She_is_so_asking_for_it.jpg|Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is [[gay|still wearing his underpants]].)<br />
Image:N631046298 256705 2466.jpg|Typical STD infested whore<br />
Image:MickyyMoo7.JPG|[[Mickyy Moo]], Now the Queen of the [[Trolls]]<br />
Image:09-02-10951239.jpg| Jesus Fucking Christ <br />
Image:What_in_the_fuck_becky.jpg| Nice pink hair, [[dipshit]].<br />
Image:L 2136cbe73eb4f1fee7376869687a79d7-1-.jpg|You gotta take [[camwhore|pictures]] in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.<br />
Image:BoobFlash.jpg|No, I didn't know I was being filmed. <br />
Image:Atttentionwhoresepulspl.jpg|Another totally spontaneous picture. WE'RE JUST FRENDZ, RITE!<br />
Image:Disgusting_attention_whore.jpg|[[AIDS|hawt!]] (Note the mong eye).<br />
Image:Directions-for-Attention-Whores.png|Directions for Attention Whoring.<br />
Image:Muzza.jpg|A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.<br />
Image:Vonfail1.JPG|Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.<br />
Image:Megaslut.jpg|Obv [[asking for it]].<br />
Image:tl;dr dead boyfriend.jpg|Typical attention whore technique; dead boyfriend<br />
Image:PAYATTENTIONTOME.jpg|A great way to get some serious attention.<br />
Image:Barbarella attention whore.jpg|An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.<br />
Image:Buried_smaller.jpg|She got the attention she craved.<br />
Image:Attentionhoe.gif|Professional Attention Whore.<br />
Image:Paris_nicole.jpg|Common whores.<br />
Image:MaddRadHair.jpg|This Myspace [[scene]] position they all take!<br />
Image:Lilyallentit.jpg|Britwhore; Lily Allen.<br />
Image:Attention_whore_999.jpg|Common whore<br />
Image:attention whore with whore mom.jpg|Attention whoring is a genetic trait passed down through generations of whores.<br />
Image:Tatu-big-0109.jpg|Teh lesbo band [[Tatu]].<br />
Image:meandsuzana.jpg|"''for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreciate if you didn't think thatss alright thanks <3.''"<br />
Image:Bodybyjake.png|An Attention Whore may flash [[teh]] [[cock]] along with his [[moob]]age.<br />
Image:FATTY.jpg|What Fatties don't want you to see on [[MySpace]].<br />
Image:M f61637dc9cb665ed4cd75ddee60ec4f2.jpg|Typical MySpace Attention Whores.<br />
Image:J-Smizzles.jpg|A [[Wiccan|wiccan]] Attention Whore.<br />
Image:I hate you guys so much.jpg|We're so fat we piss GLiTTeR! [[♥]]<br />
Image:Attention W.JPG|Some attention whores at school during Halloween, noticed the bra of the one on the right<br />
Image:Stupid Kids.jpg|Stupid [[Myspace]] kids thriving for attention with Detention slips?!??!<br />
Image:Ithinkhelikesme.jpg|Some attention whores will really go [[furry|this far]].<br />
Image:Deliverepicwin.JPG|How to pwn attention whores.<br />
Image:ICarly is fail.jpg|2 attention whores and their bitch.<br />
Image:Lmaowtf.JPG|She can be skinny with edits but without edits she is one fat bitch<br />
Image:Cheerleaders.jpg|Best friends do everything together!<br />
Image:At_whore.jpg| Look at meeeeee!<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_Fanclub.jpg| You know you are the biggest attention whore ever when you make your own fanclub and write fuckings love poems about yourself.<br />
Image:GINGERNINJER.jpg|How to do it incorrectly<br />
Image:Doedeereattentionwhore.jpg|Some attention whores fail to grow the fuck up and continue their attention whoring ways beyond adulthood. <br />
Image:Megansample1.jpg|How [[YouTube]] [[MeganSpeaks|attention whores]] get their attention on famous channels.<br />
File:Dylanattentionwhore.JPG|Here's a story for you to read.<br />
File:Photographing-something-you-want-to-show-everyone-males-females.jpg<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_Stop_Looking_At_My_Butt.jpg<br />
Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_AHEM.jpg<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_Cutters.png<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_Duckface.jpg<br />
File:Elonka_Dunin.jpg | Wikipedia administratress [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Elonka|Elonka]] attentionwhoring.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
[[File:Reddit and Digg.jpg|thumb|[[Social networking sites]] are great places to whore for attention]]<br />
*[[Niggers]]<br />
*[[Almost Raped]]<br />
*[[Aydin Paladin]]<br />
*[[Bebo]]<br />
*[[Blog]]<br />
*[[Cheeyev]]<br />
*[[College Sex Bloggers]]<br />
*[[Condom Snorting]]<br />
*[[Cougar]]<br />
*[[Doopie DoOver]]<br />
*[[Ella Freya]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Facebook]]<br />
*[[Girl Drama]]<br />
*[[Internet celebrity]]<br />
*[[Internet model]]<br />
*[[Kelly Kalogerakos]]<br />
*[[Kaitlyn Hunt]]<br />
*[[Leah Remini]]<br />
*[[Lena Chen]]<br />
*[[LifeInATent]] - King of attention whores.<br />
*[[Liz Hawryluk]]<br />
*[[Luka Magnotta]]<br />
*[[MarioMario456]]<br />
*[[MeganSpeaks]] - Queen of attention whores. She still a bigger threat than this [[Kelly Kalogerakos|lady]].<br />
*[[Cocaine Babe|Melina Roberge]]<br />
*[[Michael Arega]]<br />
*[[MySpace]]<br />
*[[Narcissist]]<br />
*[[Operation Blueism]]<br />
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]]<br />
*[[Respect]]- something an attention whore will know nothing about.<br />
*[[Scenewhore]]<br />
*[[The rEactor]] - To the point where he ends up [[stalking]] people<br />
*[[You]]<br />
*[[Sinn0h]]<br />
*[[Tina S.]]<br />
*[[Wannabealoserr]]<br />
*[[YouTube]]<br />
*[[Zoe Yang]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*Play '''{{archive|gkhnD|Drama Queen Bingo}}'''!<br />
*Read [https://girl-jumps-down.livejournal.com/56232.html an Attention Whore's reasons to live.]<br />
*Read '''{{archive|M3O6|a gay attention whore bragging about how "awesome" he is for being one of Shitgapore's famous blogger}}'''<br />
*Read [https://www.fark.com/comments/2857550/TFette-celebrating-six-years-with-her-fiancebut-what-theres-moreDIT An AW announces her "engagement" on FARK.]<br />
*Read {{wayback|www.vampirefreaks.com/m1dn1ght|20090206075437|title=A Male Attention Whore's final blog before he becomes an hero}}.<br />
*Read '''{{archive|tub16|How an Attention Whore confronts her "haters".}}'''<br />
*Read [https://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/child-porn-charge-myspace-revenge-pics/story?id=4912041&page=2 ABC talks about this strain of cancer]<br />
*Watch [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2446w Attention Whores on ''American Idol''.] <br />
*<s>Watch [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44554682 Attention Whoring, emo style]</s> ('''BALEETED''')<br />
*<s>Watch [http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=121685381326945 Attention whoring, TO THE MAX!]</s> ('''BALEETED''')<br />
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<div>[[Image:Attentionwhore.jpg|frame|right|The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.]]<br />
Most commonly found on the [[Internets]], an '''Attention Whore''' is almost invariably a [[16_year_old_girls|sixteen year old girl]] who desperately craves [[attention]] in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely [[insane]] and most still attend [[high school]]. Most Attention Whores have [[Histrionic Personality Disorder]]. Some of them are [[fat|300-pound]] women who think they're cute by dumping [[shit|crap]] on other people to massage their flat egos.<br />
[[File:Attention emo.jpg|thumb]]<br />
{{quote|They are looking for their 15 megabytes of fame. They want to be admired, want someone to want them. A lot of them are lonely and starved for attention. A lot of girls think they have no choice but to pose in this way. And then there are the thrill seekers who do it because it's edgy and cool.|[[truth|ABC News telling it as it is]] }} <br />
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While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell especially for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything [[Satan]] could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to [[fuck]] the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are [[jailbait]] and buttugly, hand them over to [[Pedobear]], who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no [[tits]].<br />
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This trait is also the most aggressive form of cancer.<br />
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== Types of Attention Whore ==<br />
[[Image:LadyJmodel E Drama 1.jpg|thumb|right|Models and model wannabes are attention whores.]] <br />
[[Image:Pinecones.jpg|thumb|[[fail|Trying to look sexy with a fucking pine cone.]]]]<br />
[[File:Attention_whore3.jpg|thumb|right|{{tname|achtung}}]]<br />
[[Image:160.jpg|thumb|Successful attention whore is successful.]]<br />
While anyone can generally be classified as an Attention Whore there are various types of Attention Whoring as well as certain interest groups and communities that revolve almost entirely around Attention Whoring. Here are a few specific examples: <br />
[[File:Attention whore friend 3412.gif|thumb|250px|right|Everybody has that one friend that begs for attention]]<br />
===Techniques===<br />
*[[Camwhore|Cam Whoring]] - Mostly found on YouTube and Twitch, this form often takes on a literal sense in that money is often exchanged for video.<br />
*[[FGAS]] - When fat/ugly people try to garner attention by making themselves look slightly less obvious through selective angle shots/editing.<br />
*[[Duck face]] - The most common technique next to forced cleavage and butt bending shots.<br />
*[[Comment whore|Comment Whoring]] - Also known as "fishing for compliments" often involves self-depreciation.<br />
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===Forms===<br />
*[[Drama queen]]s - This type seeks attention by being hypersensitive and turning every mole hill into a mountain.<br />
*[[Prostatot]]s - Latchkey kids whose overly neglectful parents use the Internet as a babysitter.<br />
*[[Cutters]] - Physical self-depreciation through mutilation, their self-destructive habits are continual cries for attention.<br />
*[[Transsexuals]] - Specifically the transtrender types who seek attention through imagined marginalization.<br />
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[[Image:Titwhorestretch.gif|frame|center|It worked...]]<br />
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==Attention Whore Tactics==<br />
[[Image:Katie Rees3.jpg|thumb|[[Wikipedia:Katie Rees|Katie Rees]] (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.]]<br />
[[Image:09-02-10951239.jpg|thumb|Attention Whore AKA [[Camwhore]] aka [[Slut]] aka [[White_trash]] aka [[Tanning]] aka [[Skeezer]]]]<br />
[[Image:Mirror196.jpg|thumb|Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.]]<br />
[[Image:Attentionwhorenigger.jpg|thumb|[[Niggers]] are the worst variety of attention whore.]]<br />
In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ a variety of tactics. Common examples include:<br />
<br />
*[[chanology|Turning an internet wide joke into a serious business protest because of minimal mention from media sources,]]<br />
*Telling [[Lies|outrageous, usually untruthful stories]] about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include things such as:<br />
**incidents in which they were [[almost raped]], most commonly by a close family member or friend<br />
**claiming that they have been (or are being) [[stalk|stalked]]; <br />
**claiming that they were shot in the spleen.<br />
*[[Camwhore|Uploading copious amounts of pictures of themselves]], often at [[Fat girl angle shot|various angles]].<br />
*Claiming to be [[bisexual]].<br />
*Using a [[tripcode]].<br />
*Posting [[poetry]] which alludes to their "[[DOUBLE NIGGER|dark and mysterious]]" past.<br />
*Tricking guys into the [[Friend Zone]]. <br />
*[[MRirian|Making YouTube videos where you just stare at the camera.]]<br />
*Claiming they're 90 pounds, when [[IRL]] [[Man The Harpoons|they're obese]].<br />
*Contributing to [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]].<br />
*[[Misanthropik|Stealing from Encyclopædia Dramatica]].<br />
*[[Vandal|Vandalizing Encyclopædia Dramatica]].<br />
*Looking at Encyclopædia Dramatica.<br />
*Posting song lyrics meant to describe their [[emo|"no one understands me!" emotional states]].<br />
*[[Cutting]] or occasionally halfheartedly attempting [[Pseudocide|suicide]].<br />
*[[Deleting_your_LiveJournal|Deleting their LiveJournal]]s, only to return 48 hours later.<br />
*[[Shameless self promotion]].<br />
*[[College Sex Bloggers|College Sex Blogging]]<br />
*Recording and posting [[over 9,000]] videos on [[Facebook]] and [[YouTube]].<br />
*Wearing makeup and very little or very [[slut|slutty]] clothing when webcam chatting.<br />
*Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.<br />
*Claims they are a [[Serious Business|Big Deal]] constantly.<br />
*Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.<br />
*Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their e-friends.<br />
*[[Msscribe|Starting "flame wars" with their troll socks]].<br />
*Pretending to be [[Wigger|"GANGSTAAAAAAA" and referring to everybody as "NIGGA"]].<br />
*Filling out and forwarding pointless questionnaire after pointless questionnaire, revealing their [[Money|favorite things]] and [[Agony In Pink|secret dreams]].<br />
*Filming or photographing themselves dancing in their underwear. ''Not that we're complaining...''<br />
*Saying they were [[almost raped|mugged]] by a [[nigger]] [[Ashley Todd|based on their political beliefs]].<br />
*Commenting pictures of themselves saying "OMG NOTICE HOW MY LEG IS BENDING THAT WAY AND I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT ON PURPOSE. IM LYK ''SOOOO'' FLEXIBLE HEHEHE"<br />
*Constantly reminiscing about SUCH CRAZY TYMES and real BAMF moments with their fellow attention whore friends...while in a group of strangers.<br />
*[[I'm so random]]!<br />
*[[Chris-chan|Will try to do anything as long as it's the result of them being in the center of attention]]<br />
*The YouTube "reply girls" who piggybacked off of popular videos in 2011 to get views. Quite possibly this pressured YouTube into getting rid of the "video replies" feature.<br />
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'''''Beware:''' If you have [[sex]] with one of these people she or he will tell the whole [[Internets]] how shit you were, in meticulous detail, even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, [[almost raped|(s)he may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are]]. Attention Whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.''<br />
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==Gallery of Whores==<br />
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Image:gimmeattention.jpg|More cleavage, more attention<br />
Image:Thatmirrorisstillamess.jpg|Logseux - Mirrors, a camwhore's best friend <br />
Image:CleanYourMirror.jpg.png|Logseux - Clean that damn mirror!<br />
Image:Chesticleslook.jpg|Logseux - Performing for /b/ like a puppet<br />
Image:Somefagsex.jpg|I'm classier than these other hoes amirite?<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Fuckingscum1.jpg|The epitome. <br />
Image:She_is_so_asking_for_it.jpg|Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is [[gay|still wearing his underpants]].)<br />
Image:N631046298 256705 2466.jpg|Typical STD infested whore<br />
Image:MickyyMoo7.JPG|[[Mickyy Moo]], Now the Queen of the [[Trolls]]<br />
Image:09-02-10951239.jpg| Jesus Fucking Christ <br />
Image:What_in_the_fuck_becky.jpg| Nice pink hair, [[dipshit]].<br />
Image:L 2136cbe73eb4f1fee7376869687a79d7-1-.jpg|You gotta take [[camwhore|pictures]] in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.<br />
Image:BoobFlash.jpg|No, I didn't know I was being filmed. <br />
Image:Atttentionwhoresepulspl.jpg|Another totally spontaneous picture. WE'RE JUST FRENDZ, RITE!<br />
Image:Disgusting_attention_whore.jpg|[[AIDS|hawt!]] (Note the mong eye).<br />
Image:Directions-for-Attention-Whores.png|Directions for Attention Whoring.<br />
Image:Muzza.jpg|A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.<br />
Image:Vonfail1.JPG|Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.<br />
Image:Megaslut.jpg|Obv [[asking for it]].<br />
Image:tl;dr dead boyfriend.jpg|Typical attention whore technique; dead boyfriend<br />
Image:PAYATTENTIONTOME.jpg|A great way to get some serious attention.<br />
Image:Barbarella attention whore.jpg|An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.<br />
Image:Buried_smaller.jpg|She got the attention she craved.<br />
Image:Attentionhoe.gif|Professional Attention Whore.<br />
Image:Paris_nicole.jpg|Common whores.<br />
Image:MaddRadHair.jpg|This Myspace [[scene]] position they all take!<br />
Image:Lilyallentit.jpg|Britwhore; Lily Allen.<br />
Image:Attention_whore_999.jpg|Common whore<br />
Image:attention whore with whore mom.jpg|Attention whoring is a genetic trait passed down through generations of whores.<br />
Image:Tatu-big-0109.jpg|Teh lesbo band [[Tatu]].<br />
Image:meandsuzana.jpg|"''for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreciate if you didn't think thatss alright thanks <3.''"<br />
Image:Bodybyjake.png|An Attention Whore may flash [[teh]] [[cock]] along with his [[moob]]age.<br />
Image:FATTY.jpg|What Fatties don't want you to see on [[MySpace]].<br />
Image:M f61637dc9cb665ed4cd75ddee60ec4f2.jpg|Typical MySpace Attention Whores.<br />
Image:J-Smizzles.jpg|A [[Wiccan|wiccan]] Attention Whore.<br />
Image:I hate you guys so much.jpg|We're so fat we piss GLiTTeR! [[♥]]<br />
Image:Attention W.JPG|Some attention whores at school during Halloween, noticed the bra of the one on the right<br />
Image:Stupid Kids.jpg|Stupid [[Myspace]] kids thriving for attention with Detention slips?!??!<br />
Image:Ithinkhelikesme.jpg|Some attention whores will really go [[furry|this far]].<br />
Image:Deliverepicwin.JPG|How to pwn attention whores.<br />
Image:ICarly is fail.jpg|2 attention whores and their bitch.<br />
Image:Lmaowtf.JPG|She can be skinny with edits but without edits she is one fat bitch<br />
Image:Cheerleaders.jpg|Best friends do everything together!<br />
Image:At_whore.jpg| Look at meeeeee!<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_Fanclub.jpg| You know you are the biggest attention whore ever when you make your own fanclub and write fuckings love poems about yourself.<br />
Image:GINGERNINJER.jpg|How to do it incorrectly<br />
Image:Doedeereattentionwhore.jpg|Some attention whores fail to grow the fuck up and continue their attention whoring ways beyond adulthood. <br />
Image:Megansample1.jpg|How [[YouTube]] [[MeganSpeaks|attention whores]] get their attention on famous channels.<br />
File:Dylanattentionwhore.JPG|Here's a story for you to read.<br />
File:Photographing-something-you-want-to-show-everyone-males-females.jpg<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_Stop_Looking_At_My_Butt.jpg<br />
Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_AHEM.jpg<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_Cutters.png<br />
Image:Attention_Whore_-_Duckface.jpg<br />
File:Elonka_Dunin.jpg | Wikipedia administratress [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Elonka|Elonka]] attentionwhoring.<br />
</gallery><br />
|}}<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
[[File:Reddit and Digg.jpg|thumb|[[Social networking sites]] are great places to whore for attention]]<br />
*[[Niggers]]<br />
*[[Almost Raped]]<br />
*[[Aydin Paladin]]<br />
*[[Bebo]]<br />
*[[Blog]]<br />
*[[Cheeyev]]<br />
*[[College Sex Bloggers]]<br />
*[[Condom Snorting]]<br />
*[[Cougar]]<br />
*[[Doopie DoOver]]<br />
*[[Ella Freya]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Facebook]]<br />
*[[Girl Drama]]<br />
*[[Internet celebrity]]<br />
*[[Internet model]]<br />
*[[Kelly Kalogerakos]]<br />
*[[Kaitlyn Hunt]]<br />
*[[Leah Remini]]<br />
*[[Lena Chen]]<br />
*[[LifeInATent]] - King of attention whores.<br />
*[[Liz Hawryluk]]<br />
*[[Luka Magnotta]]<br />
*[[Mariomario456]]<br />
*[[MeganSpeaks]] - Queen of attention whores. She still a bigger threat than this [[Kelly Kalogerakos|lady]].<br />
*[[Cocaine Babe|Melina Roberge]]<br />
*[[Michael Arega]]<br />
*[[MySpace]]<br />
*[[Narcissist]]<br />
*[[Operation Blueism]]<br />
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]]<br />
*[[Respect]]- something an attention whore will know nothing about.<br />
*[[Scenewhore]]<br />
*[[The rEactor]] - To the point where he ends up [[stalking]] people<br />
*[[You]]<br />
*[[Sinn0h]]<br />
*[[Tina S.]]<br />
*[[Wannabealoserr]]<br />
*[[YouTube]]<br />
*[[Zoe Yang]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*Play '''{{archive|gkhnD|Drama Queen Bingo}}'''!<br />
*Read [https://girl-jumps-down.livejournal.com/56232.html an Attention Whore's reasons to live.]<br />
*Read '''{{archive|M3O6|a gay attention whore bragging about how "awesome" he is for being one of Shitgapore's famous blogger}}'''<br />
*Read [https://www.fark.com/comments/2857550/TFette-celebrating-six-years-with-her-fiancebut-what-theres-moreDIT An AW announces her "engagement" on FARK.]<br />
*Read {{wayback|www.vampirefreaks.com/m1dn1ght|20090206075437|title=A Male Attention Whore's final blog before he becomes an hero}}.<br />
*Read '''{{archive|tub16|How an Attention Whore confronts her "haters".}}'''<br />
*Read [https://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/child-porn-charge-myspace-revenge-pics/story?id=4912041&page=2 ABC talks about this strain of cancer]<br />
*Watch [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2446w Attention Whores on ''American Idol''.] <br />
*<s>Watch [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44554682 Attention Whoring, emo style]</s> ('''BALEETED''')<br />
*<s>Watch [http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=121685381326945 Attention whoring, TO THE MAX!]</s> ('''BALEETED''')<br />
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{{Cancer}}<br />
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{{Whores}}<br />
{{LJ}}<br />
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{{Timeline|Featured article October 26, [[2005]]|[[Holocaust]]|[[Attention Whore]]|[[Cunt]]}}<br />
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{{timeline|Article of the Now February 3 and 4, [[2024]]|[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Job]]}}<br />
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[[category:epithets]]<br />
[[Category:Subcultures]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=MarioMario456&diff=1895434MarioMario4562024-10-10T06:56:02Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* See Also */</p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{Perfect}}<br />
{{Child}}<br />
{{Aspergers}}<br />
{{Spics}}<br />
[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]<br />
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]<br />
<br />
'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].<br />
<br />
== Logopedia ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]<br />
<br />
On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|Edit War]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and also decided turn some of the pages on the site into blank... like with no words or images whatsoever...<br />
<br />
After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter|Twitter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped<br />
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}<br />
<br />
|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.<br />
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}<br />
<br />
|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.<br />
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}<br />
<br />
|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you<br />
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}<br />
<br />
|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!<br />
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
== Wiki Thief ==<br />
<br />
Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki<br />
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.<br />
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?<br />
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==<br />
<br />
[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario]]<br />
<br />
Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.<br />
<br />
But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?<br />
<br />
== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==<br />
<br />
[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]<br />
<br />
Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.<br />
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...<br />
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Retard]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[13-year-old boy]]<br />
* [[Wikia]]<br />
* [[Miraheze]]<br />
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{{Dying Alone}}<br />
{{Wikis}}<br />
{{Aspies}}<br />
{{FallenGov}}<br />
{{Timeline|Featured article October 1 to October 4, [[2024]]|[[Ljupco Steriev]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Satan]]}}<br />
[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=MarioMario456&diff=1895433MarioMario4562024-10-10T06:52:07Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy */</p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{Perfect}}<br />
{{Child}}<br />
{{Aspergers}}<br />
{{Spics}}<br />
[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]<br />
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]<br />
<br />
'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].<br />
<br />
== Logopedia ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]<br />
<br />
On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|Edit War]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and also decided turn some of the pages on the site into blank... like with no words or images whatsoever...<br />
<br />
After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter|Twitter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped<br />
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}<br />
<br />
|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.<br />
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}<br />
<br />
|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.<br />
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}<br />
<br />
|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you<br />
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}<br />
<br />
|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!<br />
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
== Wiki Thief ==<br />
<br />
Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki<br />
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.<br />
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?<br />
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==<br />
<br />
[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario]]<br />
<br />
Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.<br />
<br />
But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?<br />
<br />
== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==<br />
<br />
[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]<br />
<br />
Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.<br />
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...<br />
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Retard]]<br />
* [[13-year-old boy]]<br />
* [[Wikia]]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Dying Alone}}<br />
{{Wikis}}<br />
{{Aspies}}<br />
{{FallenGov}}<br />
{{Timeline|Featured article October 1 to October 4, [[2024]]|[[Ljupco Steriev]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Satan]]}}<br />
[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=MarioMario456&diff=1895432MarioMario4562024-10-10T06:50:27Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{Perfect}}<br />
{{Child}}<br />
{{Aspergers}}<br />
{{Spics}}<br />
[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]<br />
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]<br />
<br />
'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].<br />
<br />
== Logopedia ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]<br />
<br />
On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|Edit War]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and also decided turn some of the pages on the site into blank... like with no words or images whatsoever...<br />
<br />
After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter|Twitter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped<br />
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}<br />
<br />
|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.<br />
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}<br />
<br />
|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.<br />
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}<br />
<br />
|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you<br />
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}<br />
<br />
|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!<br />
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
== Wiki Thief ==<br />
<br />
Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki<br />
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.<br />
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?<br />
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==<br />
<br />
[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario]]<br />
<br />
Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.<br />
<br />
But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?<br />
<br />
== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==<br />
<br />
[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]<br />
<br />
Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.<br />
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...<br />
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, Gabe is now left in limbo as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Retard]]<br />
* [[13-year-old boy]]<br />
* [[Wikia]]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Dying Alone}}<br />
{{Wikis}}<br />
{{Aspies}}<br />
{{FallenGov}}<br />
{{Timeline|Featured article October 1 to October 4, [[2024]]|[[Ljupco Steriev]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Satan]]}}<br />
[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberghttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=MarioMario456&diff=1895431MarioMario4562024-10-10T06:49:49Z<p>Moshe Finkberg: /* Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{Perfect}}<br />
{{Child}}<br />
{{Aspergers}}<br />
{{Spics}}<br />
[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]<br />
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]<br />
<br />
'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].<br />
<br />
== Logopedia ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]<br />
<br />
On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|Edit War]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and also decided turn some of the pages on the site into blank... like with no words or images whatsoever...<br />
<br />
After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter|Twitter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped<br />
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}<br />
<br />
|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.<br />
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}<br />
<br />
|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.<br />
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}<br />
<br />
|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you<br />
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}<br />
<br />
|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!<br />
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
== Wiki Thief ==<br />
<br />
Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]<br />
<br />
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
<br />
|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki<br />
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.<br />
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}<br />
<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?<br />
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==<br />
<br />
[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario]]<br />
<br />
Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.<br />
<br />
But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] 2.0 much?<br />
<br />
== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==<br />
<br />
[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]<br />
<br />
Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.<br />
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...<br />
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, Gabe is now left in limbo as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Retard]]<br />
* [[13-year-old boy]]<br />
* [[Wikia]]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Dying Alone}}<br />
{{Wikis}}<br />
{{Aspies}}<br />
{{FallenGov}}<br />
{{Timeline|Featured article October 1 to October 4, [[2024]]|[[Ljupco Steriev]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Satan]]}}<br />
[[Category:People]]</div>Moshe Finkberg