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<div><div style="text-align:center;">''This article is'' '''[[:Category:Crap|crap]]'''. ''You can help by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} adding moar crap.].''</div><br />
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[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]<br />
[[Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif|thumb|500px|right|Crap has an active social life.]]<br />
[[Image:Scatman.jpg|thumb|Dont take songs literally]]<br />
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'''Crap''' or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about f&aelig;ces or figuratively to describe something as being of [[fucktard]] quality. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that crap is [[M%C3%A4mmi|sexually arousing]], but they are [[Doing it wrong|mistaken]]. Crap also passes for any article found in [[Uncyclopedia]]. Not to be confused with [[crapp]].<br />
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== Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatcatirl.JPG|thumb|Libraries approve of shit]]<br />
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The word crap is the [[retarded]] sibling of [[shit]] which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to [[pwn]] someone or incite [[funny]] [[internet drama]], thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a [[dickhead]] of yourself. <br />
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Crap also plays an important part in [[teh]] [[English]] language. It can be used for damn near anything. Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following:<br />
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* Holy crap!<br />
* Hey, you stepped in some crap.<br />
* I ain't puttin' up with your crap.<br />
* Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)<br />
* This is a crap movie<br />
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== Funny crap ==<br />
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<center>'''Poop Back and Forth'''</center><br />
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Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage [[sea nigger]] meets a [[Cougar|older white female]] online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young [[sea nigger]] boy then meets the [[Cougar|older white female]] in a park an shares a kiss.<br />
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== Uses ==<br />
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[[Image:Scat-cake.jpg|thumb|right|Tasteful cake decoration]]<br />
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Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on [[your mother]]'s chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes [[cum]] as [[you]] are a filthy, dirty [[whore]]. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.<br />
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The toilet is generally regarded as the best place to crap but other options include on a lawn, on a car, [[list of sex moves|in someone's mouth]], or [[Gaiaonline]]. These options are even more fun if you don’t have permission to do them but will need planning to avoid inevitable prison where you will be gang [[rape]]d by [[Bubba]], making [[Goatse]] look like a virgin.<br />
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It has been common knowledge that if you shove food [[in the ass|up your ass]] you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of [[South Park]].<br />
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=== Revenge ===<br />
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[[Image:Upper-decker-300x225.jpg|thumb|right|"Man, this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker."]]<br />
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'''The [[Upper Decker]]:''' The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The [[Upper Decker]] is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions:<br />
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# Turn on the sink if possible to help mask the sounds of the dirty deed.<br />
# Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.<br />
# Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.<br />
# When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place. (or just leave it in the top tank.)<br />
# Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.<br />
# ????.<br />
# PROFIT<br />
[[PROTIP]]: For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.<br />
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== Types of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Bristol Stool Chart.png|thumb|200px|The [[England|English]] are experts on Crap.]] <br />
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Excerpt from [http://coloringwithnelson.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-studies-on-crap.html My Studies on Crap].('''Down''')<br />
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<i>"Hard Crap"<br />
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This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around"&mdash;Coloring with Nelson</i><br />
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=== Floaters ===<br />
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[[X? In My Y?|Farts? In my shit?]]<br />
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=== HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP! ===<br />
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Stolen from a website [https://archive.fo/nIYqa that refers to shit as "poop"]:<br />
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* '''GHOST Poop:''' The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October<br />
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* '''CLEAN Poop:''' The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. <br />
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* '''SATISFYING Poop:''' The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.<br />
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* '''WET Poop:''' The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper <br />
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. <br />
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* '''DECEPTIVE Poop:''' The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be '''CORN''' poop.<br />
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* '''SECOND WAVE Poop:''' This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. <br />
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* '''POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop:''' The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. <br />
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* '''LINCOLN LOG Poop:''' The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. <br />
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* '''GASSY Poop:''' It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. <br />
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* '''BEERIOD Poop:''' The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. <br />
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* '''CORN Poop:''' (Self-explanatory) <br />
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* '''GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop:''' The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. <br />
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* '''SPINAL TAP Poop:'' This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. <br />
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* '''WET CHEEKS Poop:''' (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. <br />
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* '''LIQUID Poop:''' The kind where [[Tubgirl|yellowish-brown liquid]] shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. <br />
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* '''Pablo's Revenge:''' (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were [[An hero|an hero]] on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.<br />
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* '''UPPER-CLASS Poop:''' The kind of Poop that has no odor. <br />
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* '''THE SURPRISE Poop:''' You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.<br />
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* '''DANGLING Poop:''' This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.<br />
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* '''YOUTUBE Poop:''' [[Youtube Poop|Okay now...]]</div><br />
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=== The Many Colors of Crap ===<br />
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[[Image:Crap the book.jpg|thumb|A New York Times Bestseller]]<br />
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Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the [[Gay hanky code]], the same shit can come in many different colors:<br />
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Red: Too much beets. Or it could be the result of [[ass rape|surprise buttsecks]]. <br />
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Orange: You're a druggie who steals [[Your mom|ur mom's]] meds.<br />
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Black: A lot of white girls have [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|something black]] in their arseholes. This is not unusual.<br />
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Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? [[Lulz]].<br />
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Green: You either drank a [[Mcdonalds|shamrock shake]] or ate [[faggot|Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry]] cereal.<br />
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Greyish-Green: You have a cold. Not uncommom for babies. But it eventually gets [[awwright]]!<br />
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Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably [[shit]] yourself to death. It means you have [[Americunt|too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients]].<br />
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Purple: What the Fuck???<br />
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White: <s>[[Cum|That's not shit]], faggot</s>. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. It could also mean she sucked your dick "till da shit turn white" ([[Rap|Colt 45]]). Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.<br />
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== Scat ==<br />
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[[Image:Shit.gif|thumb|150px|[[ZOMG]] I'd hit it!]]<br />
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm sorry, that's not okay]]<br />
[[Image:Cathy-eating-shit-pasta.jpg|thumb|[[Your Mom|Cathy]], eating [[Copypasta|shit pasta]], made out of her [[What|husband's shit]].]]<br />
[[File:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Dorian Thorn|Some people]] think shit is good for the skin.]]<br />
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The Scat fetish involves anything involving crap remotely sex related.<br />
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In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail. <br />
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'''Coprophilia:''' Eating [[crap]]. The main reason [[people]] do this is because they have [[autism]], or are in some way [[retarded]]. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the [[interbutts]].<br />
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'''[[:File:Shiteater.jpg|Human Toilet]]:''' As part of [[BDSM]] play. Basically you shit on them. [[Lies|They claim not to enjoy it]]. Types of shitplay include:<br />
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* [[Cleveland steamer]]: the person craps on another person's chest. So called because of the many [[niggers|shit-colored people]] that inhabit Cleveland.<br />
* ''Dirty Sanchez'': smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache.<br />
* ''Chili Dog'': shit on her chest, then fuck her shitty tits.<br />
* ''Hot Carl'': wrapping someone's face with Saran wrap and shitting on it, letting them feel the warmth.<br />
* ''Rusty Trombone'': fuck someone's ass, then they suck the chunks off your dick. Also know as a ''Fudgesicle'' if you do it when they have the runs.<br />
* [[Brownpill|The Brownpill]]: A radical new paradigm.<br />
* [http://www.crapperie.com Go on. Click. You're a sick fuck and you want it.]<br />
* [http://archive.fo/Y8i1v Wife walks free after feeding husband feces-laced meal.]<br />
* [http://women-shitting.net/ Hot chicks do their best, it's unladylike.]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/zqixu7YrZyR/Scat-Slave-Shitting-Compilaten-dildofuck-and-smearing-with-mail-and-phone-number.html Online humiliation with scat]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/u/scatcam/ Amateur webcam scat videos.]<br />
* [[Motherless]] is also overstocked with all the scat you could ever want.<br />
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=== Risks ===<br />
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It is possible to catch [[AIDS]] from shitplay if teh [[cock]] is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many [[fags]] have [[AIDS]].<br />
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==Crap as a Drug==<br />
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[[Image:Crap-food.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
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Discovered in [[Africa]] there is a new drug on the streets that is made from ''fermented sewage'' called <big>'''[[Jenkem]]'''</big>. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by [[poor]] people and [[totse]] members.<br />
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{{quote|With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm BBC article: Children high on sewage]}}<br />
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== Variations of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|right|thumb|[[At least 100]] percent of people who fap to this shit are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Holy crap! Where is [[Blockatiel]] when you need him?!]]<br />
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* [[Answerbag]]<br />
* Crapola<br />
* Craptacular<br />
* Craptastic<br />
* Crapunzel<br />
* [[0 pedophiles|Crap-O-Rama]]<br />
* [[MCR]]<br />
* IBS<br />
* [http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302024065&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442133526 C+Rap]<br />
* [[Rap]]<br />
* [[Poop]]<br />
* [[Google]] Chrome<br />
* [[Steve Jobs]]<br />
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== Other Noteworthy Crap ==<br />
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* [[Politics]] Crap ([[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]])<br />
* [[Evolution]] Crap<br />
* [[Homophobic]] Crap<br />
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== Buttsecks Fail ==<br />
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The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?<br />
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== Gallery of Crap ==<br />
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File:Human_Feces.jpg|If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.<br />
File:Scatbear1.jpg|I iz Scatbear, hug me!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Dorian Thorn]] in the express lane to rock bottom.<br />
File:poop.jpg|What passes for poop in diaper.<br />
File:Chilicrappers.jpg|Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.<br />
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File:Claudia thorn cocksucking.JPG|[[User:BekahQ|BekahQ]] has enjoyed many piles of shit on her face.<br />
File:Scatplush.jpg|A challenger appears.<br />
File:LOLSCATZOMG.jpg|[[MOAR]] CRAP [[PLZ]]!!![[Oneoneone|111]]<br />
File:dumb_jew_sluts.jpg|Even [[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]] like having shit smeared on their faces, too.<br />
File:poopdildo.jpg|A [[blonde]] has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.<br />
File:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|It's a tail!<br />
File:Shitty panties.jpg|Oooo!!! You filthy [[Whore|whore]]! :D<br />
File:Scat_Rat.jpg|Why hello there!<br />
File:Ainsley_Chocolate_by_doopdedoop.jpg|Babies love it!<br />
File:Winnie.jpg|An early Crap prototype.<br />
File:Poop cake.jpg|A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.<br />
File:Poo.jpg|Crap as a fashion statement.<br />
File:chunks.jpg|I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)<br />
File:Vampire_don_henrie.jpg|He wants to suck your shit.<br />
File:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Fantasy realized.<br />
File:landofchocolate.jpg|The American Dream.<br />
File:PoopThumbsUp.JPG| Heck yeah, poop<br />
File:Great mighty poo.png|[[Nintendo]] made some memorable characters [[Conker's Bad Fur Day|back in the day]].<br />
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File:Pokemon comic shit.jpg|Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!<br />
File:TURD FUCK!.jpg|HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!<br />
File:Guh.jpg|At least she can't miss.<br />
File:Jesus shit.jpg|Jesus was a coprophile.<br />
File:Bikinicaca.jpg|and so are the [[Japan|Crapanese]]<br />
File:Horse_droppings_cake.jpg|''[[Mämmi]] (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.''<br />
File:Reverse_cowgirl_pooping.jpg|Isn't love great?<br />
File:Okejsex_2girls1cup.png|Fight the power!<br />
File:Elefantbajs2000_by_efterblivetfetto.jpg|'Nuff said!<br />
File:04 Isaacs big shit R.jpg|Imagine all the [[jenkem]] you could make out of that.<br />
File:TroopCrap.jpg|[[Military|Support our Troops!]]<br />
File:Brockwatchesjessetakeashit.jpg|Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this didnt you,you [[sick fuck]].<br />
File:Lotsashit.jpg| That's a lot of [[shit]]<br />
File:WeWillRequireMoreMinerals.jpg<br />
File:The Scatsons.GIF|[[The Simpsons|The Scatsons]]<br />
File:Shitface.jpg|Face in the [[shit]]<br />
File:oohshiit.jpg|Tastes Good<br />
File:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|Some [[sick fuck|people]] like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.<br />
File:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom. <br />
File:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Scat_smurfs.png|Smurfs also are scats.<br />
File:Crap_-_Turdris.jpg<br />
File:Poopytime.jpg<br />
File:Mlp scat.gif|[[Brony|Bronies]] love scat.<br />
File:Keke_Poopie.jpg<br />
File:Fayeshit.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Unpleasant_Surprise.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Crapstone_UK.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_How_Do_I_Shit_Deer.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_I_Shat_In_The_Hat.jpg|[[Dr. Seuss]]'s best-selling book.<br />
File:Crap_-_Thirteen_Incher.jpg|13 Incher<br />
File:Dolezalterribleart.png|[[Rachel Dolezal]]'s art<br />
File:Shitpit (Wikipedia).jpg|[[Wikipedia Porn|Wikipedia scat porn]]<br />
File:Offended11.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Offended30.jpg<br />
File:freakgirlscat.jpg|Okay, now this shit is [[fucked up]].<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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[[Image:Poop love.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Think about it.]]<br />
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* [[Shit]] Of course<br />
* [[{{SITENAME}}:When is it crap?|When is it crap?]]<br />
* [[Dianne Thorley]]<br />
* [[Jenkem]]<br />
*[[User:BekahQ|BekahQ]]<br />
* [[Motherless]]<br />
* [[Upper Decker]]<br />
* [[Shay]] When crap goes wrong. So very, very wrong.<br />
* [[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]<br />
* [[Eproctophilia]]<br />
* [[Dorian Thorn]]<br />
* [[Mung]] (no, not the blue guy from [[Cartoon Network|Chowder]])<br />
* [[Domo-kun]]<br />
* [[China]]: Where poorly made crap is made.<br />
* [[Andouillette]]<br />
* [[Germany]]: Where crap is [[scat|eaten]] as [[food]].<br />
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]<br />
* [[Parakeet]]: A bird that refuses to [[Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea|eat my diarrhea]]<br />
* [[Linkin Park]]<br />
* [[Funnelgirl]]<br />
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]: One of the "funniest" and most popular Youtube potty humor memes ever!<br />
* [[Tubgirl]]<br />
* [[2girls1cup]]<br />
* [[Swap.avi]]<br />
* [[Epic Toilet Story]]<br />
* [[Cakefarts]]<br />
* [[Bob Rehahn]]<br />
* [[Nick Bate]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
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* [http://www.antiupperdeck.com Fight upperdecking!]<br />
* [http://discharges.org/h/0205 Crap Information] ('''Down''')<br />
* [https://motherless.com/1CC1173 Dorian Thorn grows a brown tail]<br />
* [https://archive.fo/nIYqa Includes a handy guide on how to take a dump at work]<br />
* [http://www.ratemypoo.com/ rate my poo]<br />
* [http://www.poopreport.com/ Poop War Stories]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLYOGZRU2Q John Larkin singing about his like for scat and how it changed his life]<br />
* [http://www.poopsenders.com/ Send a gift to your girlfriend]<br />
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[[Category:Sex]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Bestiality&diff=1941827Bestiality2026-01-06T18:26:33Z<p>Mirum: updated pic/link</p>
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'''Bestiality''' is the practice of willingly having sex with [[Niggers|animals]]. Like being a [[furry]] only the animals don't want you shoving your [[penis]] [[in the ass]] of their fine fuzzy fundament. Of course one leads to the other: furry is the hop and skip and before jumping into bestiality. After a few [[Zeta Toys]] the furries always end up wanting "the real thing".<br />
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Many debates around the subject center on whether animals can consent to sex. Most [[NORP|normal people]] believe that no, animals cannot consent to sex. Is that correct? [[Some say]] no, because even though the sick bastards knew the dog wasn't smart enough to recognize the fact that the peanut butter was on your balls, it still licked the peanut butter off by its own [[Philosophy|free will]].<br />
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==The Difference Between Zoophilia & Bestiality==<br />
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==Drama Llamas==<br />
[[File:dog-breeds.png|thumb|Official dog fuckabillity tier list]]<br />
Most participants in bestiality make largely the same excuses as the [[gay|gheys]], the [[polyamorous]], the [[Michael Jackson|pedophiles]], the [[stoner]]s, the intentional [[fat|fatties]] and the [[No Niggers|White Supremacists]]: That it was intended to be that way from the beginning, and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, and that anyone who thinks any different is obviously a [[Godwin's Law|Hitler-worshiping Nazi]] with a lifelong determination to quell and oppress those who disagree with them. Like these other groups, bestial freaks (like [[WolfJLupus]]) devote their entire [[LiveJournal|journal]] to documenting their disgusting perversion, often spending several hours in a day posting about it. They make the same arguments about [[rape|oral consent]], [[pedophile|maturity disparity]] and [[gay|the role of sex in reproduction]] being [[shit nobody cares about|irrelevant]], and generally spend more time justifying their life than actually living it. This makes trolling a beastophile shockingly simple; just say something to the effect of "You do realize that you are sticking your [[cock]] into ''animals'', right? Isn't that like, rape?" or "If animals don't have souls, how can they feel love for you?" The only exception is if they let male animals fuck them, in which case they're either fags in perpetual (and even more pathetic than usual) denial or soon to face [[Mr. Hands|life threatening complications of intestine trauma]]. The poor [[lol-cow]] will be helpless to do anything but fall into your trap; animal-rapers exist only to prove their point to everyone, and can't resist debating every dissenting voice that crosses their path.<br />
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If [[you]] agree or believe in any of the new-age [[bullshit]] these people spout please, do the world a favour [[Suicide|Kill yourself]]<br />
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''And now for truth that furries rape animals:''<br />
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yep. so i went to work this morning and some freak came intoday, fat.neckbeard, pull over hoodie with a sterotypical woflie furry with RED AND BLUE EYES. anyway he had a golden with him and as he passed the dog off to me he was jokeing with my boss how "hes such a hottie" "he has a tight ass" "hes packing" "hes a PLEASSSSSSURE to be around" . mind you. hes not hitting on my boss, hes reffering to his dog. but whatever i bring the dog into the back and i stared alittle, his nose seemed off to the side. like it was squished. so i picked up the dog to put him on the table makeing him yelp AND OH MY GOD. this hurts to repeat it.<br />
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his lower left jaw was broken and separated from the right side.<br />
part of the nose was pushed in on one side.<br />
the sheath on the dog had been cut back, the whole area swollen and dripping puss.<br />
the penis itself was dried and cracked, was bloody.<br />
his anal glands were impacted.<br />
the anus was.. well it looked like a blown out ear lobes, just more puss filled and dried blood.<br />
the dog tried to make a movement (restroom) makeing him scream and flail in pain.<br />
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what. the . fuck.<br />
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i called my boss back and well he called the police and animal group quickly, they examined the dog, finding his pelvic bone was also 'not in the right place', the skin around his nails was all pushed back and there was nail marks around the dogs neck, it was under weight, dehydrated and they mentioned they would most likely have to put the dog down.<br />
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the police found the guy quickly i heard. but what a shame. i hate people. what makes you think this is a good idea to do this to your dog?<br />
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EDIT GUYS:<br />
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i expected to get like two comments on this and everyone to shrug this off so THANKS FOR CAREING REALLY. this has been fucking the inside of my skull since it happened and im happy other people feel the same way i do.<br />
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unfortatenly i cannot tell you anything about the guy, i do not know his name. i do not think hes 'bashing' furries. i have a description of the character on his shirt? but its pretty bland. -white 'wolf' red and blue eyes. an X on its chest and a curly tail-. im sure many people have similar things so dont go attacking people.<br />
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i will also not know ANYTHING untill i go to work Saturday. including the guys name and the fate of him and the dog. i may have to make a statement and testify if this goes to court.<br />
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again a huge thanks for everyone who is reposting this. i appreciated you all linking back to me and showing me the link aswell.<br />
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OK edit again:<br />
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i never asked anyone to repost this, i mean, if it bothers you, you wanna rant about it sure whatever but i mean.. this isnt the latest youtube video or candy...just saying. also sending me 20 notes isnt makeing me figure out things any faster.<br />
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EDIT, again. since theres more i have to clear up:<br />
i do not have photos. i was way to concerned over the dog to whip out my phone.<br />
from above the dog didnt seem to have a problem, when the man left is when i examined the dog.<br />
i dont have names, records, any of that since i am just an EMPLOYEE. if i ran the place id have all the information.<br />
i got a call from my boss, im going to a SMALL trial saturday morning.<br />
i NEVER asked this to be re posted.<br />
i am NOT a vet. i am a GROOMER.<br />
i dont work in a clinic.<br />
i NEVER said this guy was a furry, just that he had a drawing of one on the shirt.<br />
again i never asked this to be re posted and people i dont even know or never even heard of have posted this. i dont know what your trying to do? gather more information? thats what the police are for not a whole E team.<br />
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and ill repeat this. - i didnt expect to get ANYTHING off of this-, i came home from work and needed to get my day out in words, it was eating me up since around 9am this morning and i had to work through the day. ONE person reposted and im FINE with that, but before knew it it was 5-8-19- and i dont even know how much more there are now. i dont understand what you want me to do, im not hideing any details? granted i didnt describe any smells, but thats the only thing i 'left out'. <br />
Source: [https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2439186/ http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2439186/]<br />
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==Legal status==<br />
Zoophilia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia#Legal_status is currently illegal in Canada, Netherlands, most of the United States, Australia (except for the ACT), and New Zealand]. Almost 5 countries... out of 195. Not bad, for arrogant American moralfags.<br />
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'''[[Motherless]]''' used to be one of the few sites that had the balls to host bestiality and zoophilia, but as of a few years ago they pussied out removed it all. Meanwhile, you can still watch videos of transexuals shitting on midgets and [[Tribute|dudes cumming on pictures]] of 12 year olds so fear not, your freedoms are still safe.<br />
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Until recently, bestiality was legal in the state of [[Seattle|Washington]]. This has been mentioned on ''[[Mind of Mencia]]'' and is why [[Mr. Hands]] is so famous. Thankfully for residents of the homeland of [[Jameth]], besti[[lol]]<nowiki>ity</nowiki> was outlawed in 2006. [[WolfJLupus]] then [[:Image:Ontherun.jpg|GTFO]] of the state.<br />
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'''[[Protip]]:''' In the [[United Kingdom]], any animal that has died is classed as a foodstuff, regardless of what type of animal it is. It's not illegal to [[sick fuck|fuck food]]. If your pet dog was to have a fatal "accident" and you were to "[[I accidentally X|accidentally]]" [[Necrophilia|place your penis into its dead anus]], that would be no more illegal than [[OM NOM NOM|smearing jam on your cock]].<br />
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Contary to popular belief where [[Muslims]] rape goat, actually it '''is''' condemned in the [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia]] so hard, that doing so will [https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:2564 ended up getting executed] both the person and the animal.<br />
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===Exemption===<br />
Although bestiality is a criminal offence in countries mentioned above, engaging in sexual intercourse with [[nigger|apes]] is legal and are exempt from these laws.<br />
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==Watching Horse [[Sex]]==<br />
For those perverted few who [[sick fuck|enjoy]] watching bestiality, here's a handy way to get your pr0nz for free.<br />
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# Download media player to play .flv videos<br />
#Go to http://www.zootube365.com/<br />
#Right-click on the thumbnail for the vid, and choose Copy Image Location.<br />
#Paste the image's URL into the address bar and hit enter:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''e.g.''&nbsp; http://mv2.zootube365.com/fl/0808/03/489590115e61a/preview_image_1028_489590dd9b178.jpg<br />
# Copy the numbers and characters before the preview_image_xxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxx.jpg<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''e.g.''&nbsp; 489590115e61a<br />
#Paste the just-copied text to the end and remove th3e mv2. at the start:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''e.g.''&nbsp; http://zootube365.com/fl/0808/03/489590115e61a/489590115e61a<br />
#Add .flv to the end and hit enter:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''e.g.''&nbsp; http://zootube365.com/fl/0808/03/489590115e61a/489590115e61a.flv<br />
#????<br />
# Cry yourself to sleep for discovering that this method no longer works.<br />
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==ζ==<br />
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In an effort to hide their sick lifestyle, zoophiles often substitute the lowercase Greek letter Zeta (ζ) in their various internet profiles and lists of interests in lieu of [[Dogmongler|DOG FUCKER]]. [https://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=%CE%B6 Searching for this symbol] on various social networking sites can result in many lulz and a great list of potential targets.<br />
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==Galleries==<br />
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File:Foxrape.jpg|See Also: [[Furries]] - we'd merge their articles together but it would be [[TL;DR|too fucking long]].<br />
File:Sirkowski Furry Suit3.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 1.JPG|[[User:BekahQ|BekahQ]], amateur webslut who fucks her dogs on cam<br />
File:Scooby_Doo_Raped_By_Shaggy.jpg<br />
File:Marmaduke sick dog vagina rule 34.jpg|[[furry|Nope, no bestiality here!]]<br />
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File:Bestiality - Zoophile vs. Brony.jpg|An analogy for the horsefucking experience<br />
File:Astro give you a hard time.png<br />
File:Furrylupus snow penis.jpg|Why we all hate [[furries]]<br />
File:Dracoguardapproves.jpg|[[Dracoguard]] approves of dogfucking.<br />
Image:Notgay.jpg|Im not gay or anything but I think dog dicks are hot as fuck.<br />
Image:Slutkissingdog.jpg|True love in its truest form<br />
Image:37418355_l.jpg|Bestiality at its best<br />
Image:furryprom.jpg|The best part about a high school dance is knowing you're gonna get some afterwords!<br />
Image:ScuzzBestiality.jpg|Oh Romeo! is off-limit, infidel. Hi I'm scuzz, more info here: [[Dykepals]]<br />
Image:Shaggy dogfucker.jpg|SCOOBY DOO!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!<br />
Image:Dog_sniffing_a_pony_mare.jpg|Even dogs are into it.<br />
Image:Dograper.jpg|'''BOY [[rape|RAPES]] DOG TO DEATH,GETS ARRESTED.'''<br />
Image:Cory williamson demotivator.jpg|[[Cory Williamson]] knows a dog is fine too.<br />
Image:Doglight.jpg|A fleshlight for [[Cory Williamson]].<br />
Image:Monica.jpg|Legalizing bestiality may [[cum|come]] sooner than you think.<br />
Image:Doggie fart.JPG|Doggie fart. lol<br />
Image:Morningb.jpg|Who's abusing who?<br />
Image:Epicbestilolity.jpg|Supporters of [[Proposition 8]] support bestiality.<br />
File:Say no to sex with animals.jpg<br />
Image:Deformed lamb.jpg|HOLY SHIT [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]<br />
File:Echidnapenis.jpg|[[Sonic|fapfapfap]]<br />
Image:Bush_turkey.jpg|Continuing a presidential tradition.<br />
Image:Dorian thorn bacon porn.JPG|Of course [[Dorian Thorn]] is into it.<br />
Image:Cows_Gone_Wild.jpg|A popular bestiality film franchise?<br />
Image:FURRY_LOL.jpg|A MySpace animal fucker.<br />
Image:Captainamerica frog.gif|Captain America loves frogs.<br />
Image:Harrassedbyrabbit.JPG|Woman harassed by a [[Teruchan|rabbit]].<br />
Image:Dourapecat.jpg|This cat is about to get it,Hard.<br />
Image:Krack.jpg|KRACK! goes the hymen...<br />
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Image:Dan8.jpg|[[Some argue]] legalizing bestiality would lead to legalizing [[pedophilia]], in which case [[Shannon Matthews]] might finally get lucky.<br />
Image:Foxbunny.jpg|Consensual or no, there still remains a morality issue.<br />
Image:EEEW BEASTIALITY by Dragonrider1227.png|DeviantART are often in denial about (and unable to spell) bestiality.<br />
Image:Sexwithscorpion.jpg|This also counts as bestiality.<br />
Image:Bambi gets raped by hunter.jpg|[[Disney]] fans fap to this.<br />
Image:Garfield and ody.jpg|Zoophiles claim that it's not bestiality to have sex with animals,it's crossbreeding which also fucked up anyway.<br />
Image:Sexwithatrex.jpg|Having sex with a trex is bestiality.<br />
Image:Sickfurryshoop.jpg|[[furries|Some people]] should not use [[Photoshop]], ever.<br />
Image:Bestiality is a sin.jpg|I'm [[Cunnilingus|feeding]] the horse, promise!<br />
Image:Tapestry.jpg|History of bestiality dates back to the Middle Ages, where it was the BEST thing to do.<br />
Image:CENSORED.jpg|Pornographic images of animals should be censored.<br />
Image:Deformed lamb.jpg|The byproduct of having sex with sheep<br />
Image:Yiff we can obama rita.jpg<br />
Image:Hasselhoff.jpg|David [[Hasselhoff]] committing bestiality with two dogs.<br />
Image:Fair_display.jpg|David Bestiality is popular in [[furry|sex]] [[convention|education]].<br />
Image:Today.jpg<br />
Image:Bestiality A-OK.PNG|OMFG how dare you invade your son's privacy! Don't you realize he's a curious young man with growing needs and desires?! I discuss dog-fucking with my friends at dinner - what's so weird about that?!!<br />
File:Fucking_koalas.png|[http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/koala-population-ravaged-by-chlamydia/19632335 Someone's been giving Koalas the clap, and Mr. Colbert is ashamed!].<br />
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File:Wild Horse In A School Uniform 1.jpg|A mangu's [[brony|horse fucking]] guide for [[weaboo]]s<br />
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File:Wild Horse In A School Uniform 16.jpg<br />
Image:Stuckdogdick.jpg|There is a good reason why some "animal-lovers" don't have sex with their pets.<br />
Image:Syoujyo 091.jpg|Kid [[Secks|seckses]] her dog...<br />
Image:Syoujyo 175.jpg|... looks to be pregnant...<br />
Image:Syoujyo 177.jpg|... Gives birth to a piece of meat that's the result of a [[Fail|failed]] and invalid gene splice.<br />
Image:Syoujyo 182.jpg|Afterwards she gets [[Pwnt|knocked down by a truck]].<br />
Image:-SaHa- The Girl Dreams Dogs 187.jpg|... And then gets some help in order to keep fucking dawgs. [[Fap|Hap]]py ending.<br />
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== Videos==<br />
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==A Fun Story==<br />
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My mother spent a few months in jail in her life or would run off with some guy or on some scheme, and during these times I'd go to stay with some family out in the country. They had some animals like goats, chickens, rabbits, and more. The animals were all pretty typical farm animals, but those I remember the most were the dogs. The dogs were the most friendly I'd ever met, they would never growl or bite. They were barely older than puppies, and all still had a playful puppy disposition. Being dogs of one or two years old, they were quite frisky and certainly quite horney. Though I was just a young boy and actually didn't have any idea what "horney" was.<br />
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The dogs ran around the property free of any chains or fences. They were all mutts of some variety or another and given their youthful libido, would quite often hump in the yard, house, or wherever, and no one cared a lick about it. There were seven dogs total, two bitches and five studs. One was similar to a Beagle, and he was called Snoopy. He would be my first stud. I would be his first bitch. Snoopy was the smallest of the bunch by far. He was maybe 20 pounds to the other dogs 50 or 60. I should be grateful for this. Since he was my first stud and I was barely three, any larger dog would have ripped my bowels right out of me.<br />
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I was always interested in what the hounds were doing, even their fucking. I was amazed at how the stud turned and faced the other direction, his cock seeming just staying in the bitch for nearly 20 or 30 minutes. My twisted family kept me interested, showing me nature books and such. Pointing out the bull or horse on the farm fucking the cow or mare. Always with the talk of the "birds and bees." By the time I was 10, sex was a preoccupation of mine. I never made the bashful, embarassed connection most people do when discussing sex. Seeing my mother get fucked since I was in the cradle gave me an interest in sex at an early age and my family kept me interested through my entire childhood. To me, it was just something we did.<br />
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I'm not sure I was even two the first time one of my cousins dogs tried to hump me. The family got quite a laugh out of it then. Little me, running around the yard in just a diaper, with the dog trying to hump me. I was encouraged by thier laughter, and I only thought the dog was just playing. I would stop and get on my hands and knees, and the dog would mount me. The family did nothing to discourage me and I had no idea this was considered wrong or taboo by society. I knew myself as "the Bitch" at an early age, not knowing that the word was in reference only to female dogs.<br />
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The only "society" I knew were my family, and they laughed about my sexual interests. They would outright encouraged it to happen, they would tell me to "play with the doggie," specifically meaning to let one of them hump me. It was on dozens of occasions where my aunt or my cousin would rub the dogs cock and get him excited, then lead him over to me to let him hump my diapered ass. My uncle even took a few of my diapers and rubed it into the crotch of one of the female dogs when she was in heat. He would put one of those diapers on me and send me outside to play. It must have looked like a feeding frenzy of horney dogs trying to fuck the shit out of me.<br />
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The first time I was actually penetrated, I was just a bouncy, happy three-year old toddler. At that age, I spent most of my day running around outside in a beat up pair of tennis shoes, a diaper, and a t-shirt. On the day my ass-cherry was officially popped, I had been playing in the puddles around the house and was pretty well covered in mud and grime. My Pamper wasn't staying on very well. It was full of water and mud, and these were the old hourglass Pampers from the late 70's and were not meant for extended containment. My aunt decided it would be better to just take it off and let me run naked.<br />
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I'm still not sure if my aunt considered the wisdom of taking my diaper off in light of my encouraged behavior of letting the dogs hump me. At that age, and having never been fucked before, I didn't consider the possible outcomes. Then again, perhaps she did consider what would happen. Maybe she knew it was my time to be the dogs bitch for real. Time to stop being the cock tease.<br />
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Snoopy and one of the other dogs had been chasing me around for a little while. The bigger dog would keep sniffing at my butt or my balls, and he would occasionally give a lick. I think that felt really good because at one point I pushed my butt into his face. He must have thought of this as my invitation, my consent for sex.<br />
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The dog chased after me and easily knocked me down. Two-year olds don't run very well, and I wasn't running to get away - I was playing the "game" just like always. As I fell the dog jumped over but Snoopy was on my ass in a flash. I felt the soft fur of his sheath rubbing in my ass crack, and I remember trying to get up onto my hands and knees. As I did so, I could feel his penis tap my butthole a few times, and I remember the sudden bright of the pain as his cock made it to home plate. I remember his dick going in vividly, it felt like to having to poo while constipated and then forcing my load into the diaper. Then the thrusting began. Snoopy had his front paws hooked around my waist, his dew claws scratching my sides. He was humping at a pace I've never experienced before.<br />
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It hurt like hell and I was terrified, but I don't remember crying. I did try to get up, but Snoopy held on tight. The fucking gave me a strange, full soreness in my ass. Although it hurt when he first went in, as he humped it wasn't nearly as bad. As an adult I wonder if he was taping my prostate, giving me the feeling of pleasure. Even now as an adult, being fucked is something I almost constantly think about. From my own dogs now, or from one of my many friends. I relish the knot now, I wait for it and love the bond, but way back then, I had no idea what a "knot" was.<br />
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I knew the stud fucked his bitch, and this part of it I was currently enjoying. I also knew that after the stud was done humping, he turned around and was butt to butt with the bitch, but somehow his penis just stayed in her cunt. I didn't contemplate what this meant to me. My uncle told me this was the stud being tied with his bitch, that his knot kept them together. I was never told what a "knot" was. Poor me, I was going to learn all about dog knots and being a tied bitch today.<br />
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My aunt came running to my screams 5 minutes later as Snoopy passed his knot into my ass. She sat with me until the knot went down and the dog was done pumping his dog cum into me. She rubbed my head and told me how much I was a good boy, and how good I was to let the dogs hump me, How much the doggies, Snoopy especially, love me for it. She rubbed Snoopy for being good too. She said I was being a good dog bitch. I don't know if she was trying to sooth my sobs or ready me for what would be the rest of my life.<br />
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== See Also==<br />
[[File:Not bestiality.gif|thumb|right|200px|Not bestiality (fags aren't human)|link=Special:FilePath/Not_bestiality.gif]]<br />
[[File:People who excite animals daily news 17 sep 1921.jpg|thumb|right|180px|A superpower the people in this section wish they had]]<br />
===People===<br />
* [[Milwin]]<br />
*[[User:BekahQ|BekahQ]]<br />
*[[Bravestar]]<br />
* [[Carl Paladino]]<br />
*[[Cory Williamson]]<br />
*[[Crusadercat]]<br />
*[[Dalavesta]] - Known on Beastforum as Sirona and on World of Warcraft as Dalavesta.<br />
*[[Darkhorseman]]<br />
*[[Dolphinsex]]<br />
*[[Douglas Spink]]<br />
*[[Dracoguard]] -He filmed himself trying (and failing) to fuck his dog.<br />
*[[Esachasa]]<br />
*[[Bad_Dragon | Jan Mulders]]<br />
*[[Jasha Lottin]]<br />
*[[Lorf]]<br />
*[[Malerymalamute]]<br />
*[[Motherless]]<br />
*[[Mr. Hands]] - The infamous Horse-fucking video.<br />
*[[Onigojirakaiju]] - wants to fuck crocodiles and Godzilla.<br />
* [[Poeticirony]]<br />
* [[Whitney Wisconsin]]<br />
*[[Rahsarah91]]<br />
*[[Shaun Ellis]]<br />
*[[WolfJLupus]]<br />
* [[Zareth]]<br />
*[[Twilight|Taylor Lautner]]<br />
*[[Hothead the mare]]<br />
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]<br />
*[[Vaush]]<br />
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===Others===<br />
*''[[ZOO: The Movie]]'' - A sympathetic and artistic representation of what is ultimately a fetish for fucktards.<br />
*[[Zetaforum]]<br />
*[[Zeta Toy]]<br />
*[[Furries]]<br />
*[[Islam#Sharia|Sharia Law]]<br />
*[[Miller Test]] When you go to KSA and make that documentary about men fucking goats, it will have to pass this 3 pronged test to prove it isn't obscene.<br />
* [[Hogging]]<br />
*[[Cyberpets]]<br />
*[[Doutaini]] - Closet wolf fetishists.<br />
*[[Marry Your Pet]]<br />
*[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]] - The horse's reaction to Mr. Hands.<br />
*[[Zeta toy]] - A site if you can't even find an animal willing to [[fuck]] you. Maybe you're a [[furry]].<br />
*[[Zoophilia.net]] - fun facts on furry fuckers<br />
*[[1 Bitch 9 Pups]]<br />
*[[Putrid sex object]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
[[File:A typical polack kissing his girlfriend.jpeg|thumb|right|"I do"|link=Special:FilePath/A_typical_polack_kissing_his_girlfriend.jpeg]]<br />
[https://archive.fo/pRSi4 Beastiality Free Love] &ndash; (They don't even know how to spell it correctly!) Billed and advertised as the site "...for all your beastiality needs." Actually an extreme anti-capitalist and anarchist site trying to use free porn to advance their sick cause. Claim they have over 100 links of the most taboo subjects on the Internet in the "1st Dogie Obedience Lesson" to absolutely "no cost any money" porn. EXCEPT child porn. They are lying. On the entire site they must have over 250 links just on free bestiality alone.<br />
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*{{EDF2thread|bestiality-isnt-illegal.16491|Bestiality isn't illegal}} &ndash; An [[EDF2]] discussion.<br />
*{{kf|47973|Zoosadism Megathread}} &ndash; Kiwi Farms Thread discussion on zoophiles and other animals abusers.<br />
*http://s4.zetaboards.com/ZTHR/index/<br />
*[https://archive.fo/jaErB http://www.2guys1horse.com]<br />
* {{yt|u|SpiritWhiteFox2|SpiritWhiteFox's Youtube Channel}}<br />
*[http://www.elypseart.com '''ElypseArt'''.com] &ndash; Ultra-Realistic Canine (Dog) Dildos With Inflatable Knot, Medical Grade Silicone<br />
*http://www.asstr.org/~rache/bg2ds.htm Instructions for all of [[you]] who are [[Retard|Intellectually insufficient]] and are also a [[sick fuck]].<br />
*{{youtube|b3aRebr75fg|Interview with a couple of horsefuckers.}}<br />
* [https://archive.fo/dAYVO Zoo Skool] &ndash; a bestiality dating and advocacy site that also sells merchandise. The [https://archive.is/Vpi4H Promote Petism!] section is very lulz inducing.<br />
*<s>[http://www.zoounity.co.cc/ ZooUnity] &ndash; Odd place to go, very quiet, no doubt easy to [[spam]].</s><br />
*[http://beastforum.com BeastForum] &ndash; [[Poeticirony|Poeticirony's]] Alma Mater; a forum for assgrabery and psychos who shove horse cocks into their anuses and other orifices. Will ban at the slightest offense. Alignment: [http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?act=SR&f=1 Lawful Fascist] Rules 1.1.0-1.3.0 are necessary, as all uploaded material will be [[:File:Cetafurfag.jpg|watermarked]]...<br />
* [http://www.zetacreations.com ZetaCreations] &ndash; A company that creates anatomically correct dildos of animal penises. Everything from dolphins and bears, to tigers and dragons.<br />
*[https://archive.fo/KjSx5 "Loving Your Beast"] guide to animal humping by Ebon Lupus<br />
*[https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://home.wanadoo.nl/mh/museum/mus04dat.htm Contains bestiality drawings from prehistory, like cave-paintings of a guy fucking a horse.]<br />
* [http://zootube365.com/ ZooTube365] &ndash; It's like [[YouTube]]<br />
* [http://www.beastdating.com/ Beast Dating] &ndash; A/S/L/K9? (Total male members: 12112 , Total female members: 2129 - LOL)<br />
*{{ljcomm|user=positive_zoo}}<br />
*{{ljcomm|user=zoofriendly}}<br />
*{{ljcomm|user=zetatoys}}<br />
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/user/barkwoof/ Some gender confused slut who claims she 'does it for the commissions']<br />
*[https://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/browse_thread/thread/8e2900498ed039b2/eaae4a6b96a72895?lnk=raot This guy sells sexually trained dog for all your bestiality needs!]<br />
*[https://archive.fo/Pv79q "How to have sexual intercourse with your dog."]<br />
*[https://archive.fo/YyBjZ Dog-on-Man Is Better Than Man-on-Dog, Right?] &ndash; Fehyaagg Savage's answer probably won't surprise you.<br />
**[https://archive.fo/JQDRE Reader responses.]<br />
*[https://archive.fo/hfjeW Skankje Myers: Zoophilia] &ndash; Spawn of [http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/ PZ].<br />
*<s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=444617378711762103&q=sex+&ei=GCZOSM6LHITmrQO6tcSrDA JESUS CHRIST, YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT.]</s><br />
*[http://www.petsex.com Xtube for dogfuckers]<br />
*[http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/14720/KY/US/ Cocking the spaniel.]<br />
*[http://www.igottheknot.com/ igottheknot.com]<br />
*[https://archive.fo/pp3m Common arguments against Zoophilia and why they fail] &ndash; Use these to troll on /b/<br />
* [http://www.dailydot.com/lol/snake-sex-video-real/ 6 second long snake sex video] &ndash; [[Gawker]] has a {{Archive|jsHAQ|download link}}<br />
*[http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/paul-lovell-the-man-who-tried-to-have-oral-sex-with-a-cow-3/ British man on trial after attempting to seduce sheep when cow refused to give him a blowjob]<br />
*[http://pornfay.com PornFay] &ndash; The Animal rights movement<br />
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[[Category:Furries]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:BekahQ&diff=1941424User:BekahQ2026-01-03T10:50:30Z<p>Mirum: updated with more current info</p>
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<div>So, the few people who even remember me at all will remember me as "Claudia Thorn", which ''isn't'' my real name, and for whatever reason people seem to think I care that [https://motherless.com/m/MiruMermaid my porn pics still circulate online]. Look, here's proof, I don't care:<p><br />
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[[File:Claudia thorn pink thing.JPG|center|400px|thumb|My tits, for your enjoyment!<br>(her email, for your enjoyment: <b>mirumermaid@gmail.com</b>)]]<br><br />
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Probably the only claim to fame I might have is that is was me, my ex, and my current boyfriend who trolled [[Dorian Thorn]] out of his penis, as a thank you for fucking me over (long story). We discovered his kinky meatpuppet slave blog, then we all became regular followers under fake names and got him to keep pushing his limits. Thanks to us he lost his job, spent the better part of a year impotent, and [[Liar|finally got his dick entirely removed]]. We left him his balls so he could still get horny, he just can't do anything about it now:<br><br><br />
[[File:Dorian thorn i haz a boner.jpg|center|200px|thumb|'''Before...''']]<br />
[[File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|center|200px|thumb|'''...and after. I ''LOVE'' this pic!''']]<br />
<br><br>But since no one cares about any of this anymore, and you probably only got here searching "Claudia Thorn Porn" or something, here's the story of how I became a massive [[Crap|shit-eating]], [[Bestiality|dog-fucking]] whore in my own words (from her [https://motherless.com/m/MiruMermaid motherless account] which has hundreds more pictures):<br />
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{{Story|<br />
I dated a dude in 2007-08 (when I was 20), and we took a bunch of naughty pictures. Those pictures then got posted online, and somehow have been following me ever since. To this day I don't understand how they haven't just faded into obscurity.<br />
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Back in 2008 these pics got leaked to everyone I knew, and I ended up getting kicked out of my parents' house. The only people I was still in touch with were "fans" who'd seen my pics online. This started nearly a decade of me moving every few months, crashing with guys who knew me only as "that porn slut" from online. And since I had trouble finding work moving around so much, there was only one thing I could offer in exchange for a roof over my head. I also started getting into drugs before too long, so as time passed both the depravity of what I was doing and how much drugs I was taking increased. Drugs went from recreation, to a habit, to a necessity, to a number one priority for me.<br />
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This downward spiral lasted for about 8 years, new guys, new home every few months or so. There were better places and worse places; some nicer guys, some guys who just wanted a live-in sex slave, and some guys who liked to party and rent me out as a party favor. It wasn't until summer 2016 I hit rock bottom and started to break free from the cycle. And in case you're wondering, "rock bottom" was fucking dogs and letting dudes shit in my face, anything in exchange for a fix.<br />
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I'm proud to say I have been clean since 2016 (minus a brief relapse in 2018 when I went through some shit). I live in a quiet town now where I have enough of an income to sustain myself, and realized that all these pics of me are still out there, so it made no sense anymore to try and pretend they don't exist or that they didn't jump start such a significant part of my life.<br />
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So this is me taking ownership of them and putting them all in one spot! I'm also happy to answer questions, dish on behind-the-scenes stuff, address any rumors, or even if you just want to be a perv about it, whatever. It's literally why I made this account. And also, to be wholly honest, because my life is fairly vanilla compared to what it once was and I do sometimes miss living in a world of hot and cold running dick.<br />
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And YES, if you want to repost any of my shit, feel free. Not like it hasn't already been done a million times before!<br />
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Also, yes, there is probably much more content of me out there, but I can't be bothered to look for it, and these are the pictures that started it all. I don't really care about trying to make a "complete" collection of all the porn I've made because, quite frankly, that's likely impossible (though if you do find any, let me know, I'd be curious to see it).<br />
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I don't know how often I'll be on here but I do check in every so often. Not sure what else to say. Enjoy your boners, I guess.<br />
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==Pics of Me you can <s>Fap</s> Vomit To==<br />
{{cg|My Brief Porn Career|CLAUDIA|center|<gallery><br />
File:Claudia thorn hair things.JPG|Me with clothes on<br />
File:Claudia thorn fishnet.JPG|Me looking sexier<br />
File:Claudia thorn mirror cock.JPG|Yup, you're gonna lose that dick one day.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery><br />
File:Claudia thorn tits.JPG|shows tits on demand<br />
File:Claudia thorn dat ass 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn fishnet bdsm.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn dat ass.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 4.jpg|Millions of people have seen this picture of me.<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 1.JPG|Known for spreading far and wide<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 3.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn reverse suck.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cocksucking.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|letting a stranger face-fuck her<br />
File:Claudia thorn licking tits.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn gets fucked.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn fucking again.jpg|cumming on a stranger's cock<br />
File:Claudia-thorn-ass-fuck.jpg|doesn't even know this guy<br />
File:Claudia thorn 2 guys.JPG|or these guys<br />
File:Claudia gangbang.jpg|or these guys<br />
File:Claudia thorn cock ass.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn penetration.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn pov doggy.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn sex 1.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn sex 2.JPG|"wait do I know you?"<br />
File:Claudia thorn sex 4.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cumslut.JPG|has no idea who this guy is<br />
File:Claudia thorn facial.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn mouthful.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cum swallow.JPG|swallowing another mouthful<br />
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I think there's a few more pictures of me floating around this site but at this point I really can't be bothered. I may check on this from time to time so if you have any questions or whatever use my talk page.<br>Or, since I'm almost never on here, you can always just email me at <b>mirumermaid@gmail.com</b><br><br><br />
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{{whores}}</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1938880Dorian Thorn2025-12-13T01:09:16Z<p>Mirum: added link</p>
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<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
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{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
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[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face]]<br />
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[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
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He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
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* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf all on video!]);<br />
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17YF9kR-3xF-gpQ7J8gvB4-qXVwVDW8jg jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
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Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
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When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]<br />
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The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]<br />
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==Dorian exits society forever==<br />
In 2025 he is still a faggot and on March 24th, Dorian uploaded his final message to the world on his Google Drive, where he announced his intention to sell himself to a fat hairy top from literal-middle-of-nowhere [[Texas]] so that he could be a bottom whose only purpose is to pleasure his masters huge circumcised dragon cock.[https://archive.is/XThw9][https://archive.is/GFcUR] All his former belongings and identification have been sold, thrown out, liquidated or desecrated and he has no actual clue where the barn he now lives in is, so it's unlikely we'll ever hear from him again.<br />
{{Story|<br />
So I haven't been terribly active making content the past few months, and have had a few messages asking where I've been, and I'm excited to finally be able to share the details of my next adventure!<br />
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As most of you know, my ultimate dream is to simply be a piece of owned property, and I am happy to report that after years of dreaming, fantasizing, and searching, I have finally found my ideal 24/7 live-in situation! We've been in regular communication and he has even come out to visit twice, and our compatibility in what we both want from a dom/sub situation is near perfect. He is an experienced dom with a regular rotation of play partners but has wanted a full 24/7 live-in slave for some time.<br />
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One week from today (on 3/31/25) I'll be flying to Dallas. I'm only bringing with me the absolute essentials for travel. He'll be meeting me at the airport. When I meet him, he's made it very clear that my option to back out of the arrangement is open until I get into his truck. Once I'm in the back of the truck, I belong to him. The plan is, I turn off my cell phone, give it to him, then get in the truck.<br />
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Once I'm locked in the back of the truck, we have a roughly 6-hour ride to get to our destination. As per our arrangement, I have no idea if that 6 hours is north, south, east, west, or just driving in circles (one piece of this is that I literally will not know where I am). At some point on the ride I will be told to remove all my clothes, and that will be the last time I ever wear clothes. He's also said there will be some restraints for me to put on.<br />
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He owns a large piece of property that contains a house, a barn, and lots of open land. There are no neighbors for miles. It's super private (I've seen pictures). When we arrive, we'll have a bonfire, and absolutely everything I brought with me will be burned. Every stitch of clothing, wallet, bank card, driver's license, social security card, everything will be destroyed. Finally I will have zero possessions, clothing, ID, anything, and will be in some remote place that I don't know. I will literally be his property.<br />
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And that's when my new life truly begins. He and I have discussed many things he might do after that point, many involving restraints, large anal toy training, other play partners of his, even his animals, but that's probably just scratching the surface. I know initially I'll be restrained at all times, and my main residence will be a stall in the barn. It's all part of my training, for me to learn his routines of discipline and reward, and to become accustomed to not being human anymore. He's said he wants me to be just another of his animals, and for a former person, that takes some training. Basically he wants to psychologically condition me to respond to his commands like a dog would.<br />
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Of course there will be an adjustment period, but I'm looking forward to it. To be honest, the hardest part of all this to arrange has been dissolving the life I've been living. I've given away a ton of stuff, thrown a bunch away, and have been in touch with a local charity to donate the rest (and had to coordinate with my landlord so they know to let them in). I've had to give notice and quit my job, close out most of my bank accounts (not like there was much there). And I've had to carefully field the inevitable questions about why I'm basically liquefying my possessions and bouncing out of the place I've lived in for a decade now. Luckily I'd already deactivated all my non-porn social media accounts so people can't follow me around there and wonder why I vanish.<br />
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My cover story has basically been "I'm moving back to Boston to stay with family" (where I'm originally from), and I've been saying I've arranged a lot on that end so I don't need to worry about moving everything from here. And no one place or person is aware of just how much I've been getting rid of.<br />
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(ironically, although I do have family in Boston, they cut me off years ago due to my widely publicized porn)<br />
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So after weeks of arranging, I have it set up so everyone out here is fully expecting me to bon voyage and rarely hear from me, while no one in Boston is actually expecting me. And I'm going to slip unnoticed right down the middle into the life I've always dreamed of.<br />
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Alas, I suppose that also means I'm "retiring", in a sense. I certainly won't be logging into my accounts and making updates anymore. It's entirely possible that I'll still be used in porn movies, but as I'll have no control over that, I honestly can't say where or if it will ever appear online. And while the world might not be watching me anymore, rest assured I am still doing my thing. Or at least, having my thing done to me. And you can't say I haven't left plenty of content behind; none of that's going anywhere! You can enjoy my posts forever.<br />
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And now that I think of it, this update is the last post of any length I'm ever going to make. By this time next week, I won't even be a person anymore. I'll be an animal. I'll be property. I'll be nothing but a meatpuppet.<br />
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Which is really all I've ever been anyway.<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
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{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="7"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
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* {{kf|1050|Kiwi Farms thread}}<br />
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!''' ([https://archive.is/yFE31 Archive])<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s> ([https://archive.is/LM3k3 Archive])<br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
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=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
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*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[https://nitter.net/xmeatxpuppetx Nitter Mirror if you don't have musk.nazi]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/69F03E9 One hour of Dorian being a faggot]<br />
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[[Category:Horrorcows]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Crap&diff=1938839Crap2025-12-12T21:14:59Z<p>Mirum: /* Scat */</p>
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[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]<br />
[[Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif|thumb|500px|right|Crap has an active social life.]]<br />
[[Image:Scatman.jpg|thumb|Dont take songs literally]]<br />
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'''Crap''' or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about f&aelig;ces or figuratively to describe something as being of [[fucktard]] quality. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that crap is [[M%C3%A4mmi|sexually arousing]], but they are [[Doing it wrong|mistaken]]. Crap also passes for any article found in [[Uncyclopedia]]. Not to be confused with [[crapp]].<br />
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== Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatcatirl.JPG|thumb|Libraries approve of shit]]<br />
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The word crap is the [[retarded]] sibling of [[shit]] which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to [[pwn]] someone or incite [[funny]] [[internet drama]], thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a [[dickhead]] of yourself. <br />
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Crap also plays an important part in [[teh]] [[English]] language. It can be used for damn near anything. Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following:<br />
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* Holy crap!<br />
* Hey, you stepped in some crap.<br />
* I ain't puttin' up with your crap.<br />
* Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)<br />
* This is a crap movie<br />
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== Funny crap ==<br />
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<center>'''Poop Back and Forth'''</center><br />
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Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage [[sea nigger]] meets a [[Cougar|older white female]] online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young [[sea nigger]] boy then meets the [[Cougar|older white female]] in a park an shares a kiss.<br />
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== Uses ==<br />
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[[Image:Scat-cake.jpg|thumb|right|Tasteful cake decoration]]<br />
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Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on [[your mother]]'s chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes [[cum]] as [[you]] are a filthy, dirty [[whore]]. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.<br />
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The toilet is generally regarded as the best place to crap but other options include on a lawn, on a car, [[list of sex moves|in someone's mouth]], or [[Gaiaonline]]. These options are even more fun if you don’t have permission to do them but will need planning to avoid inevitable prison where you will be gang [[rape]]d by [[Bubba]], making [[Goatse]] look like a virgin.<br />
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It has been common knowledge that if you shove food [[in the ass|up your ass]] you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of [[South Park]].<br />
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=== Revenge ===<br />
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[[Image:Upper-decker-300x225.jpg|thumb|right|"Man, this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker."]]<br />
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'''The [[Upper Decker]]:''' The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The [[Upper Decker]] is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions:<br />
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# Turn on the sink if possible to help mask the sounds of the dirty deed.<br />
# Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.<br />
# Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.<br />
# When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place. (or just leave it in the top tank.)<br />
# Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.<br />
# ????.<br />
# PROFIT<br />
[[PROTIP]]: For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.<br />
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== Types of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Bristol Stool Chart.png|thumb|200px|The [[England|English]] are experts on Crap.]] <br />
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Excerpt from [http://coloringwithnelson.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-studies-on-crap.html My Studies on Crap].('''Down''')<br />
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<i>"Hard Crap"<br />
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This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around"&mdash;Coloring with Nelson</i><br />
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=== Floaters ===<br />
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[[X? In My Y?|Farts? In my shit?]]<br />
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=== HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP! ===<br />
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Stolen from a website [https://archive.fo/nIYqa that refers to shit as "poop"]:<br />
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* '''GHOST Poop:''' The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October<br />
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* '''CLEAN Poop:''' The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. <br />
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* '''SATISFYING Poop:''' The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.<br />
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* '''WET Poop:''' The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper <br />
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. <br />
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* '''DECEPTIVE Poop:''' The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be '''CORN''' poop.<br />
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* '''SECOND WAVE Poop:''' This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. <br />
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* '''POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop:''' The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. <br />
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* '''LINCOLN LOG Poop:''' The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. <br />
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* '''GASSY Poop:''' It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. <br />
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* '''BEERIOD Poop:''' The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. <br />
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* '''CORN Poop:''' (Self-explanatory) <br />
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* '''GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop:''' The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. <br />
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* '''SPINAL TAP Poop:'' This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. <br />
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* '''WET CHEEKS Poop:''' (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. <br />
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* '''LIQUID Poop:''' The kind where [[Tubgirl|yellowish-brown liquid]] shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. <br />
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* '''Pablo's Revenge:''' (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were [[An hero|an hero]] on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.<br />
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* '''UPPER-CLASS Poop:''' The kind of Poop that has no odor. <br />
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* '''THE SURPRISE Poop:''' You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.<br />
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* '''DANGLING Poop:''' This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.<br />
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* '''YOUTUBE Poop:''' [[Youtube Poop|Okay now...]]</div><br />
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=== The Many Colors of Crap ===<br />
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[[Image:Crap the book.jpg|thumb|A New York Times Bestseller]]<br />
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Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the [[Gay hanky code]], the same shit can come in many different colors:<br />
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Red: Too much beets. Or it could be the result of [[ass rape|surprise buttsecks]]. <br />
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Orange: You're a druggie who steals [[Your mom|ur mom's]] meds.<br />
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Black: A lot of white girls have [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|something black]] in their arseholes. This is not unusual.<br />
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Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? [[Lulz]].<br />
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Green: You either drank a [[Mcdonalds|shamrock shake]] or ate [[faggot|Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry]] cereal.<br />
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Greyish-Green: You have a cold. Not uncommom for babies. But it eventually gets [[awwright]]!<br />
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Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably [[shit]] yourself to death. It means you have [[Americunt|too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients]].<br />
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Purple: What the Fuck???<br />
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White: <s>[[Cum|That's not shit]], faggot</s>. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. It could also mean she sucked your dick "till da shit turn white" ([[Rap|Colt 45]]). Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.<br />
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== Scat ==<br />
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[[Image:Shit.gif|thumb|150px|[[ZOMG]] I'd hit it!]]<br />
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm sorry, that's not okay]]<br />
[[Image:Cathy-eating-shit-pasta.jpg|thumb|[[Your Mom|Cathy]], eating [[Copypasta|shit pasta]], made out of her [[What|husband's shit]].]]<br />
[[File:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Dorian Thorn|Some people]] think shit is good for the skin.]]<br />
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The Scat fetish involves anything involving crap remotely sex related.<br />
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In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail. <br />
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'''Coprophilia:''' Eating [[crap]]. The main reason [[people]] do this is because they have [[autism]], or are in some way [[retarded]]. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the [[interbutts]].<br />
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'''[[:File:Shiteater.jpg|Human Toilet]]:''' As part of [[BDSM]] play. Basically you shit on them. [[Lies|They claim not to enjoy it]]. Types of shitplay include:<br />
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* [[Cleveland steamer]]: the person craps on another person's chest. So called because of the many [[niggers|shit-colored people]] that inhabit Cleveland.<br />
* ''Dirty Sanchez'': smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache.<br />
* ''Chili Dog'': shit on her chest, then fuck her shitty tits.<br />
* ''Hot Carl'': wrapping someone's face with Saran wrap and shitting on it, letting them feel the warmth.<br />
* ''Rusty Trombone'': fuck someone's ass, then they suck the chunks off your dick. Also know as a ''Fudgesicle'' if you do it when they have the runs.<br />
* [[Brownpill|The Brownpill]]: A radical new paradigm.<br />
* [http://www.crapperie.com Go on. Click. You're a sick fuck and you want it.]<br />
* [http://archive.fo/Y8i1v Wife walks free after feeding husband feces-laced meal.]<br />
* [http://women-shitting.net/ Hot chicks do their best, it's unladylike.]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/zqixu7YrZyR/Scat-Slave-Shitting-Compilaten-dildofuck-and-smearing-with-mail-and-phone-number.html Online humiliation with scat]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/u/scatcam/ Amateur webcam scat videos.]<br />
* [[Motherless]] is also overstocked with all the scat you could ever want.<br />
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=== Risks ===<br />
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It is possible to catch [[AIDS]] from shitplay if teh [[cock]] is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many [[fags]] have [[AIDS]].<br />
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==Crap as a Drug==<br />
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[[Image:Crap-food.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
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Discovered in [[Africa]] there is a new drug on the streets that is made from ''fermented sewage'' called <big>'''[[Jenkem]]'''</big>. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by [[poor]] people and [[totse]] members.<br />
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{{quote|With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm BBC article: Children high on sewage]}}<br />
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== Variations of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|right|thumb|[[At least 100]] percent of people who fap to this shit are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Holy crap! Where is [[Blockatiel]] when you need him?!]]<br />
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* [[Answerbag]]<br />
* Crapola<br />
* Craptacular<br />
* Craptastic<br />
* Crapunzel<br />
* [[0 pedophiles|Crap-O-Rama]]<br />
* [[MCR]]<br />
* IBS<br />
* [http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302024065&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442133526 C+Rap]<br />
* [[Rap]]<br />
* [[Poop]]<br />
* [[Google]] Chrome<br />
* [[Steve Jobs]]<br />
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== Other Noteworthy Crap ==<br />
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* [[Politics]] Crap ([[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]])<br />
* [[Evolution]] Crap<br />
* [[Homophobic]] Crap<br />
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== Buttsecks Fail ==<br />
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The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?<br />
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== Gallery of Crap ==<br />
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File:Human_Feces.jpg|If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.<br />
File:Scatbear1.jpg|I iz Scatbear, hug me!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Dorian Thorn]] in the express lane to rock bottom.<br />
File:poop.jpg|What passes for poop in diaper.<br />
File:Chilicrappers.jpg|Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.<br />
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File:Scatplush.jpg|A challenger appears.<br />
File:LOLSCATZOMG.jpg|[[MOAR]] CRAP [[PLZ]]!!![[Oneoneone|111]]<br />
File:dumb_jew_sluts.jpg|Even [[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]] like having shit smeared on their faces, too.<br />
File:poopdildo.jpg|A [[blonde]] has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.<br />
File:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|It's a tail!<br />
File:Shitty panties.jpg|Oooo!!! You filthy [[Whore|whore]]! :D<br />
File:Scat_Rat.jpg|Why hello there!<br />
File:Ainsley_Chocolate_by_doopdedoop.jpg|Babies love it!<br />
File:Winnie.jpg|An early Crap prototype.<br />
File:Poop cake.jpg|A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.<br />
File:Poo.jpg|Crap as a fashion statement.<br />
File:chunks.jpg|I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)<br />
File:Vampire_don_henrie.jpg|He wants to suck your shit.<br />
File:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Fantasy realized.<br />
File:landofchocolate.jpg|The American Dream.<br />
File:PoopThumbsUp.JPG| Heck yeah, poop<br />
File:Great mighty poo.png|[[Nintendo]] made some memorable characters [[Conker's Bad Fur Day|back in the day]].<br />
File:Shit_Bar.png|<br />
File:Pokemon comic shit.jpg|Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!<br />
File:TURD FUCK!.jpg|HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!<br />
File:Guh.jpg|At least she can't miss.<br />
File:Jesus shit.jpg|Jesus was a coprophile.<br />
File:Bikinicaca.jpg|and so are the [[Japan|Crapanese]]<br />
File:Horse_droppings_cake.jpg|''[[Mämmi]] (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.''<br />
File:Reverse_cowgirl_pooping.jpg|Isn't love great?<br />
File:Okejsex_2girls1cup.png|Fight the power!<br />
File:Elefantbajs2000_by_efterblivetfetto.jpg|'Nuff said!<br />
File:04 Isaacs big shit R.jpg|Imagine all the [[jenkem]] you could make out of that.<br />
File:TroopCrap.jpg|[[Military|Support our Troops!]]<br />
File:Brockwatchesjessetakeashit.jpg|Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this didnt you,you [[sick fuck]].<br />
File:Lotsashit.jpg| That's a lot of [[shit]]<br />
File:WeWillRequireMoreMinerals.jpg<br />
File:The Scatsons.GIF|[[The Simpsons|The Scatsons]]<br />
File:Shitface.jpg|Face in the [[shit]]<br />
File:oohshiit.jpg|Tastes Good<br />
File:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|Some [[sick fuck|people]] like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.<br />
File:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom. <br />
File:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Scat_smurfs.png|Smurfs also are scats.<br />
File:Crap_-_Turdris.jpg<br />
File:Poopytime.jpg<br />
File:Mlp scat.gif|[[Brony|Bronies]] love scat.<br />
File:Keke_Poopie.jpg<br />
File:Fayeshit.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Unpleasant_Surprise.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Crapstone_UK.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_How_Do_I_Shit_Deer.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_I_Shat_In_The_Hat.jpg|[[Dr. Seuss]]'s best-selling book.<br />
File:Crap_-_Thirteen_Incher.jpg|13 Incher<br />
File:Dolezalterribleart.png|[[Rachel Dolezal]]'s art<br />
File:Shitpit (Wikipedia).jpg|[[Wikipedia Porn|Wikipedia scat porn]]<br />
File:Offended11.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Offended30.jpg<br />
File:freakgirlscat.jpg|Okay, now this shit is [[fucked up]].<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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[[Image:Poop love.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Think about it.]]<br />
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* [[Shit]] Of course<br />
* [[{{SITENAME}}:When is it crap?|When is it crap?]]<br />
* [[Dianne Thorley]]<br />
* [[Jenkem]]<br />
* [[Motherless]]<br />
* [[Upper Decker]]<br />
* [[Shay]] When crap goes wrong. So very, very wrong.<br />
* [[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]<br />
* [[Eproctophilia]]<br />
* [[Dorian Thorn]]<br />
* [[Mung]] (no, not the blue guy from [[Cartoon Network|Chowder]])<br />
* [[Domo-kun]]<br />
* [[China]]: Where poorly made crap is made.<br />
* [[Andouillette]]<br />
* [[Germany]]: Where crap is [[scat|eaten]] as [[food]].<br />
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]<br />
* [[Parakeet]]: A bird that refuses to [[Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea|eat my diarrhea]]<br />
* [[Linkin Park]]<br />
* [[Funnelgirl]]<br />
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]: One of the "funniest" and most popular Youtube potty humor memes ever!<br />
* [[Tubgirl]]<br />
* [[2girls1cup]]<br />
* [[Swap.avi]]<br />
* [[Epic Toilet Story]]<br />
* [[Cakefarts]]<br />
* [[Bob Rehahn]]<br />
* [[Nick Bate]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
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* [http://www.antiupperdeck.com Fight upperdecking!]<br />
* [http://discharges.org/h/0205 Crap Information] ('''Down''')<br />
* [https://motherless.com/1CC1173 Dorian Thorn grows a brown tail]<br />
* [https://archive.fo/nIYqa Includes a handy guide on how to take a dump at work]<br />
* [http://www.ratemypoo.com/ rate my poo]<br />
* [http://www.poopreport.com/ Poop War Stories]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLYOGZRU2Q John Larkin singing about his like for scat and how it changed his life]<br />
* [http://www.poopsenders.com/ Send a gift to your girlfriend]<br />
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[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]<br />
[[Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif|thumb|500px|right|Crap has an active social life.]]<br />
[[Image:Scatman.jpg|thumb|Dont take songs literally]]<br />
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'''Crap''' or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about f&aelig;ces or figuratively to describe something as being of [[fucktard]] quality. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that crap is [[M%C3%A4mmi|sexually arousing]], but they are [[Doing it wrong|mistaken]]. Crap also passes for any article found in [[Uncyclopedia]]. Not to be confused with [[crapp]].<br />
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== Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatcatirl.JPG|thumb|Libraries approve of shit]]<br />
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The word crap is the [[retarded]] sibling of [[shit]] which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to [[pwn]] someone or incite [[funny]] [[internet drama]], thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a [[dickhead]] of yourself. <br />
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Crap also plays an important part in [[teh]] [[English]] language. It can be used for damn near anything. Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following:<br />
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* Holy crap!<br />
* Hey, you stepped in some crap.<br />
* I ain't puttin' up with your crap.<br />
* Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)<br />
* This is a crap movie<br />
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== Funny crap ==<br />
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Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage [[sea nigger]] meets a [[Cougar|older white female]] online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young [[sea nigger]] boy then meets the [[Cougar|older white female]] in a park an shares a kiss.<br />
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== Uses ==<br />
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[[Image:Scat-cake.jpg|thumb|right|Tasteful cake decoration]]<br />
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Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on [[your mother]]'s chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes [[cum]] as [[you]] are a filthy, dirty [[whore]]. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.<br />
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The toilet is generally regarded as the best place to crap but other options include on a lawn, on a car, [[list of sex moves|in someone's mouth]], or [[Gaiaonline]]. These options are even more fun if you don’t have permission to do them but will need planning to avoid inevitable prison where you will be gang [[rape]]d by [[Bubba]], making [[Goatse]] look like a virgin.<br />
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It has been common knowledge that if you shove food [[in the ass|up your ass]] you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of [[South Park]].<br />
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=== Revenge ===<br />
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[[Image:Upper-decker-300x225.jpg|thumb|right|"Man, this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker."]]<br />
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'''The [[Upper Decker]]:''' The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The [[Upper Decker]] is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions:<br />
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# Turn on the sink if possible to help mask the sounds of the dirty deed.<br />
# Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.<br />
# Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.<br />
# When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place. (or just leave it in the top tank.)<br />
# Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.<br />
# ????.<br />
# PROFIT<br />
[[PROTIP]]: For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.<br />
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== Types of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Bristol Stool Chart.png|thumb|200px|The [[England|English]] are experts on Crap.]] <br />
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Excerpt from [http://coloringwithnelson.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-studies-on-crap.html My Studies on Crap].('''Down''')<br />
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<i>"Hard Crap"<br />
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This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around"&mdash;Coloring with Nelson</i><br />
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=== Floaters ===<br />
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[[X? In My Y?|Farts? In my shit?]]<br />
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=== HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP! ===<br />
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Stolen from a website [https://archive.fo/nIYqa that refers to shit as "poop"]:<br />
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<span id="exampleLink" class="toggleLink"></span> <span id="exampleCollapseText" style="display: none;">[Clean it up]</span> <span id="exampleExpandText" style="display: none;">[What is this shit?]</span> <span id="exampleInitialState" style="display: none;">0</span> <div id="example" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;"><br />
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* '''GHOST Poop:''' The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October<br />
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* '''CLEAN Poop:''' The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. <br />
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* '''SATISFYING Poop:''' The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.<br />
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* '''WET Poop:''' The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper <br />
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. <br />
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* '''DECEPTIVE Poop:''' The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be '''CORN''' poop.<br />
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* '''SECOND WAVE Poop:''' This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. <br />
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* '''POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop:''' The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. <br />
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* '''LINCOLN LOG Poop:''' The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. <br />
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* '''GASSY Poop:''' It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. <br />
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* '''BEERIOD Poop:''' The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. <br />
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* '''CORN Poop:''' (Self-explanatory) <br />
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* '''GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop:''' The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. <br />
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* '''SPINAL TAP Poop:'' This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. <br />
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* '''WET CHEEKS Poop:''' (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. <br />
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* '''LIQUID Poop:''' The kind where [[Tubgirl|yellowish-brown liquid]] shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. <br />
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* '''Pablo's Revenge:''' (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were [[An hero|an hero]] on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.<br />
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* '''UPPER-CLASS Poop:''' The kind of Poop that has no odor. <br />
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* '''THE SURPRISE Poop:''' You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.<br />
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* '''DANGLING Poop:''' This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.<br />
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* '''YOUTUBE Poop:''' [[Youtube Poop|Okay now...]]</div><br />
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=== The Many Colors of Crap ===<br />
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[[Image:Crap the book.jpg|thumb|A New York Times Bestseller]]<br />
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Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the [[Gay hanky code]], the same shit can come in many different colors:<br />
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Red: Too much beets. Or it could be the result of [[ass rape|surprise buttsecks]]. <br />
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Orange: You're a druggie who steals [[Your mom|ur mom's]] meds.<br />
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Black: A lot of white girls have [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|something black]] in their arseholes. This is not unusual.<br />
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Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? [[Lulz]].<br />
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Green: You either drank a [[Mcdonalds|shamrock shake]] or ate [[faggot|Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry]] cereal.<br />
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Greyish-Green: You have a cold. Not uncommom for babies. But it eventually gets [[awwright]]!<br />
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Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably [[shit]] yourself to death. It means you have [[Americunt|too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients]].<br />
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Purple: What the Fuck???<br />
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White: <s>[[Cum|That's not shit]], faggot</s>. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. It could also mean she sucked your dick "till da shit turn white" ([[Rap|Colt 45]]). Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.<br />
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== Scat ==<br />
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[[Image:Shit.gif|thumb|150px|[[ZOMG]] I'd hit it!]]<br />
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm sorry, that's not okay]]<br />
[[Image:Cathy-eating-shit-pasta.jpg|thumb|[[Your Mom|Cathy]], eating [[Copypasta|shit pasta]], made out of her [[What|husband's shit]].]]<br />
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The Scat fetish involves anything involving crap remotely sex related.<br />
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In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail. <br />
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'''Coprophilia:''' Eating [[crap]]. The main reason [[people]] do this is because they have [[autism]], or are in some way [[retarded]]. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the [[interbutts]].<br />
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'''[[:File:Shiteater.jpg|Human Toilet]]:''' As part of [[BDSM]] play. Basically you shit on them. [[Lies|They claim not to enjoy it]]. Types of shitplay include:<br />
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* [[Cleveland steamer]]: the person craps on another person's chest. So called because of the many [[niggers|shit-colored people]] that inhabit Cleveland.<br />
* ''Dirty Sanchez'': smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache.<br />
* ''Chili Dog'': shit on her chest, then fuck her shitty tits.<br />
* ''Hot Carl'': wrapping someone's face with Saran wrap and shitting on it, letting them feel the warmth.<br />
* ''Rusty Trombone'': fuck someone's ass, then they suck the chunks off your dick. Also know as a ''Fudgesicle'' if you do it when they have the runs.<br />
* [[Brownpill|The Brownpill]]: A radical new paradigm.<br />
* [http://www.crapperie.com Go on. Click. You're a sick fuck and you want it.]<br />
* [http://archive.fo/Y8i1v Wife walks free after feeding husband feces-laced meal.]<br />
* [http://women-shitting.net/ Hot chicks do their best, it's unladylike.]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/zqixu7YrZyR/Scat-Slave-Shitting-Compilaten-dildofuck-and-smearing-with-mail-and-phone-number.html Online humiliation with scat]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/u/scatcam/ Amateur webcam scat videos.]<br />
* [[Motherless]] is also overstocked with all the scat you could ever want.<br />
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=== Risks ===<br />
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It is possible to catch [[AIDS]] from shitplay if teh [[cock]] is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many [[fags]] have [[AIDS]].<br />
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==Crap as a Drug==<br />
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[[Image:Crap-food.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
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Discovered in [[Africa]] there is a new drug on the streets that is made from ''fermented sewage'' called <big>'''[[Jenkem]]'''</big>. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by [[poor]] people and [[totse]] members.<br />
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{{quote|With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm BBC article: Children high on sewage]}}<br />
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== Variations of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|right|thumb|[[At least 100]] percent of people who fap to this shit are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Holy crap! Where is [[Blockatiel]] when you need him?!]]<br />
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* [[Answerbag]]<br />
* Crapola<br />
* Craptacular<br />
* Craptastic<br />
* Crapunzel<br />
* [[0 pedophiles|Crap-O-Rama]]<br />
* [[MCR]]<br />
* IBS<br />
* [http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302024065&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442133526 C+Rap]<br />
* [[Rap]]<br />
* [[Poop]]<br />
* [[Google]] Chrome<br />
* [[Steve Jobs]]<br />
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== Other Noteworthy Crap ==<br />
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* [[Politics]] Crap ([[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]])<br />
* [[Evolution]] Crap<br />
* [[Homophobic]] Crap<br />
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== Buttsecks Fail ==<br />
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The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?<br />
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== Gallery of Crap ==<br />
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File:Human_Feces.jpg|If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.<br />
File:Scatbear1.jpg|I iz Scatbear, hug me!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Dorian Thorn]] in the express lane to rock bottom.<br />
File:poop.jpg|What passes for poop in diaper.<br />
File:Chilicrappers.jpg|Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.<br />
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File:Scatplush.jpg|A challenger appears.<br />
File:LOLSCATZOMG.jpg|[[MOAR]] CRAP [[PLZ]]!!![[Oneoneone|111]]<br />
File:dumb_jew_sluts.jpg|Even [[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]] like having shit smeared on their faces, too.<br />
File:poopdildo.jpg|A [[blonde]] has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.<br />
File:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|It's a tail!<br />
File:Shitty panties.jpg|Oooo!!! You filthy [[Whore|whore]]! :D<br />
File:Scat_Rat.jpg|Why hello there!<br />
File:Ainsley_Chocolate_by_doopdedoop.jpg|Babies love it!<br />
File:Winnie.jpg|An early Crap prototype.<br />
File:Poop cake.jpg|A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.<br />
File:Poo.jpg|Crap as a fashion statement.<br />
File:chunks.jpg|I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)<br />
File:Vampire_don_henrie.jpg|He wants to suck your shit.<br />
File:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Fantasy realized.<br />
File:landofchocolate.jpg|The American Dream.<br />
File:PoopThumbsUp.JPG| Heck yeah, poop<br />
File:Great mighty poo.png|[[Nintendo]] made some memorable characters [[Conker's Bad Fur Day|back in the day]].<br />
File:Shit_Bar.png|<br />
File:Pokemon comic shit.jpg|Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!<br />
File:TURD FUCK!.jpg|HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!<br />
File:Guh.jpg|At least she can't miss.<br />
File:Jesus shit.jpg|Jesus was a coprophile.<br />
File:Bikinicaca.jpg|and so are the [[Japan|Crapanese]]<br />
File:Horse_droppings_cake.jpg|''[[Mämmi]] (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.''<br />
File:Reverse_cowgirl_pooping.jpg|Isn't love great?<br />
File:Okejsex_2girls1cup.png|Fight the power!<br />
File:Elefantbajs2000_by_efterblivetfetto.jpg|'Nuff said!<br />
File:04 Isaacs big shit R.jpg|Imagine all the [[jenkem]] you could make out of that.<br />
File:TroopCrap.jpg|[[Military|Support our Troops!]]<br />
File:Brockwatchesjessetakeashit.jpg|Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this didnt you,you [[sick fuck]].<br />
File:Lotsashit.jpg| That's a lot of [[shit]]<br />
File:WeWillRequireMoreMinerals.jpg<br />
File:The Scatsons.GIF|[[The Simpsons|The Scatsons]]<br />
File:Shitface.jpg|Face in the [[shit]]<br />
File:oohshiit.jpg|Tastes Good<br />
File:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|Some [[sick fuck|people]] like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.<br />
File:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom. <br />
File:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Scat_smurfs.png|Smurfs also are scats.<br />
File:Crap_-_Turdris.jpg<br />
File:Poopytime.jpg<br />
File:Mlp scat.gif|[[Brony|Bronies]] love scat.<br />
File:Keke_Poopie.jpg<br />
File:Fayeshit.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Unpleasant_Surprise.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Crapstone_UK.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_How_Do_I_Shit_Deer.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_I_Shat_In_The_Hat.jpg|[[Dr. Seuss]]'s best-selling book.<br />
File:Crap_-_Thirteen_Incher.jpg|13 Incher<br />
File:Dolezalterribleart.png|[[Rachel Dolezal]]'s art<br />
File:Shitpit (Wikipedia).jpg|[[Wikipedia Porn|Wikipedia scat porn]]<br />
File:Offended11.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Offended30.jpg<br />
File:freakgirlscat.jpg|Okay, now this shit is [[fucked up]].<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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[[Image:Poop love.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Think about it.]]<br />
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* [[Shit]] Of course<br />
* [[{{SITENAME}}:When is it crap?|When is it crap?]]<br />
* [[Dianne Thorley]]<br />
* [[Jenkem]]<br />
* [[Motherless]]<br />
* [[Upper Decker]]<br />
* [[Shay]] When crap goes wrong. So very, very wrong.<br />
* [[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]<br />
* [[Eproctophilia]]<br />
* [[Dorian Thorn]]<br />
* [[Mung]] (no, not the blue guy from [[Cartoon Network|Chowder]])<br />
* [[Domo-kun]]<br />
* [[China]]: Where poorly made crap is made.<br />
* [[Andouillette]]<br />
* [[Germany]]: Where crap is [[scat|eaten]] as [[food]].<br />
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]<br />
* [[Parakeet]]: A bird that refuses to [[Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea|eat my diarrhea]]<br />
* [[Linkin Park]]<br />
* [[Funnelgirl]]<br />
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]: One of the "funniest" and most popular Youtube potty humor memes ever!<br />
* [[Tubgirl]]<br />
* [[2girls1cup]]<br />
* [[Swap.avi]]<br />
* [[Epic Toilet Story]]<br />
* [[Cakefarts]]<br />
* [[Bob Rehahn]]<br />
* [[Nick Bate]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
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* [http://www.antiupperdeck.com Fight upperdecking!]<br />
* [http://discharges.org/h/0205 Crap Information] ('''Down''')<br />
* [https://motherless.com/1CC1173 Dorian Thorn grows a brown tail]<br />
* [https://archive.fo/nIYqa Includes a handy guide on how to take a dump at work]<br />
* [http://www.ratemypoo.com/ rate my poo]<br />
* [http://www.poopreport.com/ Poop War Stories]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLYOGZRU2Q John Larkin singing about his like for scat and how it changed his life]<br />
* [http://www.poopsenders.com/ Send a gift to your girlfriend]<br />
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[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]<br />
[[Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif|thumb|500px|right|Crap has an active social life.]]<br />
[[Image:Scatman.jpg|thumb|Dont take songs literally]]<br />
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'''Crap''' or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about f&aelig;ces or figuratively to describe something as being of [[fucktard]] quality. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that crap is [[M%C3%A4mmi|sexually arousing]], but they are [[Doing it wrong|mistaken]]. Crap also passes for any article found in [[Uncyclopedia]]. Not to be confused with [[crapp]].<br />
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== Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatcatirl.JPG|thumb|Libraries approve of shit]]<br />
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The word crap is the [[retarded]] sibling of [[shit]] which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to [[pwn]] someone or incite [[funny]] [[internet drama]], thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a [[dickhead]] of yourself. <br />
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Crap also plays an important part in [[teh]] [[English]] language. It can be used for damn near anything. Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following:<br />
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* Holy crap!<br />
* Hey, you stepped in some crap.<br />
* I ain't puttin' up with your crap.<br />
* Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)<br />
* This is a crap movie<br />
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== Funny crap ==<br />
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<center>'''Poop Back and Forth'''</center><br />
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Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage [[sea nigger]] meets a [[Cougar|older white female]] online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young [[sea nigger]] boy then meets the [[Cougar|older white female]] in a park an shares a kiss.<br />
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== Uses ==<br />
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[[Image:Scat-cake.jpg|thumb|right|Tasteful cake decoration]]<br />
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Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on [[your mother]]'s chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes [[cum]] as [[you]] are a filthy, dirty [[whore]]. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.<br />
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The toilet is generally regarded as the best place to crap but other options include on a lawn, on a car, [[list of sex moves|in someone's mouth]], or [[Gaiaonline]]. These options are even more fun if you don’t have permission to do them but will need planning to avoid inevitable prison where you will be gang [[rape]]d by [[Bubba]], making [[Goatse]] look like a virgin.<br />
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It has been common knowledge that if you shove food [[in the ass|up your ass]] you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of [[South Park]].<br />
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=== Revenge ===<br />
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[[Image:Upper-decker-300x225.jpg|thumb|right|"Man, this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker."]]<br />
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'''The [[Upper Decker]]:''' The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The [[Upper Decker]] is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions:<br />
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# Turn on the sink if possible to help mask the sounds of the dirty deed.<br />
# Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.<br />
# Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.<br />
# When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place. (or just leave it in the top tank.)<br />
# Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.<br />
# Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.<br />
# ????.<br />
# PROFIT<br />
[[PROTIP]]: For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.<br />
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== Types of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Bristol Stool Chart.png|thumb|200px|The [[England|English]] are experts on Crap.]] <br />
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Excerpt from [http://coloringwithnelson.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-studies-on-crap.html My Studies on Crap].('''Down''')<br />
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<i>"Hard Crap"<br />
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This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around"&mdash;Coloring with Nelson</i><br />
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=== Floaters ===<br />
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[[X? In My Y?|Farts? In my shit?]]<br />
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=== HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP! ===<br />
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Stolen from a website [https://archive.fo/nIYqa that refers to shit as "poop"]:<br />
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* '''GHOST Poop:''' The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October<br />
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* '''CLEAN Poop:''' The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. <br />
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* '''SATISFYING Poop:''' The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.<br />
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* '''WET Poop:''' The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper <br />
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. <br />
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* '''DECEPTIVE Poop:''' The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be '''CORN''' poop.<br />
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* '''SECOND WAVE Poop:''' This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. <br />
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* '''POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop:''' The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. <br />
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* '''LINCOLN LOG Poop:''' The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. <br />
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* '''GASSY Poop:''' It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. <br />
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* '''BEERIOD Poop:''' The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. <br />
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* '''CORN Poop:''' (Self-explanatory) <br />
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* '''GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop:''' The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. <br />
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* '''SPINAL TAP Poop:'' This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. <br />
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* '''WET CHEEKS Poop:''' (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. <br />
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* '''LIQUID Poop:''' The kind where [[Tubgirl|yellowish-brown liquid]] shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. <br />
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* '''Pablo's Revenge:''' (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were [[An hero|an hero]] on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.<br />
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* '''UPPER-CLASS Poop:''' The kind of Poop that has no odor. <br />
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* '''THE SURPRISE Poop:''' You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.<br />
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* '''DANGLING Poop:''' This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.<br />
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* '''YOUTUBE Poop:''' [[Youtube Poop|Okay now...]]</div><br />
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=== The Many Colors of Crap ===<br />
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[[Image:Crap the book.jpg|thumb|A New York Times Bestseller]]<br />
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Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the [[Gay hanky code]], the same shit can come in many different colors:<br />
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Red: Too much beets. Or it could be the result of [[ass rape|surprise buttsecks]]. <br />
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Orange: You're a druggie who steals [[Your mom|ur mom's]] meds.<br />
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Black: A lot of white girls have [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|something black]] in their arseholes. This is not unusual.<br />
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Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? [[Lulz]].<br />
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Green: You either drank a [[Mcdonalds|shamrock shake]] or ate [[faggot|Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry]] cereal.<br />
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Greyish-Green: You have a cold. Not uncommom for babies. But it eventually gets [[awwright]]!<br />
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Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably [[shit]] yourself to death. It means you have [[Americunt|too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients]].<br />
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Purple: What the Fuck???<br />
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White: <s>[[Cum|That's not shit]], faggot</s>. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. It could also mean she sucked your dick "till da shit turn white" ([[Rap|Colt 45]]). Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.<br />
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== Scat ==<br />
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[[Image:Shit.gif|thumb|150px|[[ZOMG]] I'd hit it!]]<br />
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm sorry, that's not okay]]<br />
[[Image:Cathy-eating-shit-pasta.jpg|thumb|[[Your Mom|Cathy]], eating [[Copypasta|shit pasta]], made out of her [[What|husband's shit]].]]<br />
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The Scat fetish involves anything involving crap remotely sex related.<br />
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In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail. <br />
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'''Coprophilia:''' Eating [[crap]]. The main reason [[people]] do this is because they have [[autism]], or are in some way [[retarded]]. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the [[interbutts]].<br />
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'''[[:File:Shiteater.jpg|Human Toilet]]:''' As part of [[BDSM]] play. Basically you shit on them. [[Lies|They claim not to enjoy it]]. Types of shitplay include:<br />
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* [[Cleveland steamer]]: the person craps on another person's chest. So called because of the many [[niggers|shit-colored people]] that inhabit Cleveland.<br />
* ''Dirty Sanchez'': smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache.<br />
* ''Chili Dog'': shit on her chest, then fuck her shitty tits.<br />
* ''Hot Carl'': wrapping someone's face with Saran wrap and shitting on it, letting them feel the warmth.<br />
* ''Rusty Trombone'': fuck someone's ass, then they suck the chunks off your dick. Also know as a ''Fudgesicle'' if you do it when they have the runs.<br />
* [[Brownpill|The Brownpill]]: A radical new paradigm.<br />
* [http://www.crapperie.com Go on. Click. You're a sick fuck and you want it.]<br />
* [http://archive.fo/Y8i1v Wife walks free after feeding husband feces-laced meal.]<br />
* [http://women-shitting.net/ Hot chicks do their best, it's unladylike.]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/zqixu7YrZyR/Scat-Slave-Shitting-Compilaten-dildofuck-and-smearing-with-mail-and-phone-number.html Online humiliation with scat]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/u/scatcam/ Amateur webcam scat videos.]<br />
* [[Motherless]] is also overstocked with all the scat you could ever want.<br />
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=== Risks ===<br />
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It is possible to catch [[AIDS]] from shitplay if teh [[cock]] is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many [[fags]] have [[AIDS]].<br />
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==Crap as a Drug==<br />
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[[Image:Crap-food.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
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Discovered in [[Africa]] there is a new drug on the streets that is made from ''fermented sewage'' called <big>'''[[Jenkem]]'''</big>. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by [[poor]] people and [[totse]] members.<br />
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{{quote|With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm BBC article: Children high on sewage]}}<br />
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== Variations of Crap ==<br />
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[[Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|right|thumb|[[At least 100]] percent of people who fap to this shit are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Holy crap! Where is [[Blockatiel]] when you need him?!]]<br />
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* [[Answerbag]]<br />
* Crapola<br />
* Craptacular<br />
* Craptastic<br />
* Crapunzel<br />
* [[0 pedophiles|Crap-O-Rama]]<br />
* [[MCR]]<br />
* IBS<br />
* [http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302024065&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442133526 C+Rap]<br />
* [[Rap]]<br />
* [[Poop]]<br />
* [[Google]] Chrome<br />
* [[Steve Jobs]]<br />
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== Other Noteworthy Crap ==<br />
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* [[Politics]] Crap ([[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]])<br />
* [[Evolution]] Crap<br />
* [[Homophobic]] Crap<br />
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== Buttsecks Fail ==<br />
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The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?<br />
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== Gallery of Crap ==<br />
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File:Human_Feces.jpg|If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.<br />
File:Scatbear1.jpg|I iz Scatbear, hug me!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Dorian Thorn]] in the express lane to rock bottom.<br />
File:poop.jpg|What passes for poop in diaper.<br />
File:Chilicrappers.jpg|Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.<br />
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File:Scatplush.jpg|A challenger appears.<br />
File:LOLSCATZOMG.jpg|[[MOAR]] CRAP [[PLZ]]!!![[Oneoneone|111]]<br />
File:dumb_jew_sluts.jpg|Even [[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]] like having shit smeared on their faces, too.<br />
File:poopdildo.jpg|A [[blonde]] has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.<br />
File:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|It's a tail!<br />
File:Shitty panties.jpg|Oooo!!! You filthy [[Whore|whore]]! :D<br />
File:Scat_Rat.jpg|Why hello there!<br />
File:Ainsley_Chocolate_by_doopdedoop.jpg|Babies love it!<br />
File:Winnie.jpg|An early Crap prototype.<br />
File:Poop cake.jpg|A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.<br />
File:Poo.jpg|Crap as a fashion statement.<br />
File:chunks.jpg|I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)<br />
File:Vampire_don_henrie.jpg|He wants to suck your shit.<br />
File:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Fantasy realized.<br />
File:landofchocolate.jpg|The American Dream.<br />
File:PoopThumbsUp.JPG| Heck yeah, poop<br />
File:Great mighty poo.png|[[Nintendo]] made some memorable characters [[Conker's Bad Fur Day|back in the day]].<br />
File:Shit_Bar.png|<br />
File:Pokemon comic shit.jpg|Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!<br />
File:TURD FUCK!.jpg|HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!<br />
File:Guh.jpg|At least she can't miss.<br />
File:Jesus shit.jpg|Jesus was a coprophile.<br />
File:Bikinicaca.jpg|and so are the [[Japan|Crapanese]]<br />
File:Horse_droppings_cake.jpg|''[[Mämmi]] (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.''<br />
File:Reverse_cowgirl_pooping.jpg|Isn't love great?<br />
File:Okejsex_2girls1cup.png|Fight the power!<br />
File:Elefantbajs2000_by_efterblivetfetto.jpg|'Nuff said!<br />
File:04 Isaacs big shit R.jpg|Imagine all the [[jenkem]] you could make out of that.<br />
File:TroopCrap.jpg|[[Military|Support our Troops!]]<br />
File:Brockwatchesjessetakeashit.jpg|Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this didnt you,you [[sick fuck]].<br />
File:Lotsashit.jpg| That's a lot of [[shit]]<br />
File:WeWillRequireMoreMinerals.jpg<br />
File:The Scatsons.GIF|[[The Simpsons|The Scatsons]]<br />
File:Shitface.jpg|Face in the [[shit]]<br />
File:oohshiit.jpg|Tastes Good<br />
File:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|Some [[sick fuck|people]] like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.<br />
File:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom. <br />
File:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Scat_smurfs.png|Smurfs also are scats.<br />
File:Crap_-_Turdris.jpg<br />
File:Poopytime.jpg<br />
File:Mlp scat.gif|[[Brony|Bronies]] love scat.<br />
File:Keke_Poopie.jpg<br />
File:Fayeshit.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Unpleasant_Surprise.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_Crapstone_UK.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_How_Do_I_Shit_Deer.jpg<br />
File:Crap_-_I_Shat_In_The_Hat.jpg|[[Dr. Seuss]]'s best-selling book.<br />
File:Crap_-_Thirteen_Incher.jpg|13 Incher<br />
File:Dolezalterribleart.png|[[Rachel Dolezal]]'s art<br />
File:Shitpit (Wikipedia).jpg|[[Wikipedia Porn|Wikipedia scat porn]]<br />
File:Offended11.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]<br />
File:Offended30.jpg<br />
File:freakgirlscat.jpg|Okay, now this shit is [[fucked up]].<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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[[Image:Poop love.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Think about it.]]<br />
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* [[Shit]] Of course<br />
* [[{{SITENAME}}:When is it crap?|When is it crap?]]<br />
* [[Dianne Thorley]]<br />
* [[Jenkem]]<br />
* [[Motherless]]<br />
* [[Upper Decker]]<br />
* [[Shay]] When crap goes wrong. So very, very wrong.<br />
* [[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]<br />
* [[Eproctophilia]]<br />
* [[Dorian Thorn]]<br />
* [[Mung]] (no, not the blue guy from [[Cartoon Network|Chowder]])<br />
* [[Domo-kun]]<br />
* [[China]]: Where poorly made crap is made.<br />
* [[Andouillette]]<br />
* [[Germany]]: Where crap is [[scat|eaten]] as [[food]].<br />
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]<br />
* [[Parakeet]]: A bird that refuses to [[Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea|eat my diarrhea]]<br />
* [[Linkin Park]]<br />
* [[Funnelgirl]]<br />
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]: One of the "funniest" and most popular Youtube potty humor memes ever!<br />
* [[Tubgirl]]<br />
* [[2girls1cup]]<br />
* [[Swap.avi]]<br />
* [[Epic Toilet Story]]<br />
* [[Cakefarts]]<br />
* [[Bob Rehahn]]<br />
* [[Nick Bate]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
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* [http://www.antiupperdeck.com Fight upperdecking!]<br />
* [http://discharges.org/h/0205 Crap Information] ('''Down''')<br />
* [http://motherless.com/18689FA Dorian Thorn grows a brown tail]<br />
* [https://archive.fo/nIYqa Includes a handy guide on how to take a dump at work]<br />
* [http://www.ratemypoo.com/ rate my poo]<br />
* [http://www.poopreport.com/ Poop War Stories]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLYOGZRU2Q John Larkin singing about his like for scat and how it changed his life]<br />
* [http://www.poopsenders.com/ Send a gift to your girlfriend]<br />
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{{Timeline|Featured article November 28, [[2006]]|[[Torpark]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Nigger manual]]}}<br />
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[[Category:Sex]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1891404Dorian Thorn2024-08-30T16:33:32Z<p>Mirum: fixed broken links</p>
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<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
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{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
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[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face]]<br />
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[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
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He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
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* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf all on video!]);<br />
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17YF9kR-3xF-gpQ7J8gvB4-qXVwVDW8jg jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
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Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
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When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]<br />
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The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
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File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]<br />
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File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875915Dorian Thorn2024-07-11T17:43:44Z<p>Mirum: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w all on video!]);<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]<br />
<br />
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875914Dorian Thorn2024-07-11T17:36:26Z<p>Mirum: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([[sick fuck|all on video!]]);<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]<br />
<br />
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875913Dorian Thorn2024-07-11T17:32:17Z<p>Mirum: added a pic</p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([[sick fuck|all on video!]]);<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]<br />
<br />
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg&diff=1875912File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg2024-07-11T17:29:23Z<p>Mirum: </p>
<hr />
<div></div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875902Dorian Thorn2024-07-11T05:48:41Z<p>Mirum: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([[sick fuck|all on video!]]);<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]<br />
<br />
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875901Dorian Thorn2024-07-11T05:41:56Z<p>Mirum: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([[sick fuck|all on video!]]);<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.<br />
<br />
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers.<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875857Dorian Thorn2024-07-11T00:45:51Z<p>Mirum: updated links with way more current content</p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off a dog and a horse;<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.<br />
<br />
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers.<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s><br />
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s><br />
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s><br />
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s><br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]<br />
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]<br />
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg&diff=1875851File:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg2024-07-11T00:06:58Z<p>Mirum: what dorian thorn is up to these days</p>
<hr />
<div>== Summary ==<br />
what dorian thorn is up to these days</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Dorian_Thorn&diff=1875847Dorian Thorn2024-07-10T23:37:19Z<p>Mirum: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.<br />
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br><br />
<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]<br />
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]<br />
<br />
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.<br />
<br />
He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:<br />
<br />
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");<br />
* sucking off a dog and a horse;<br />
* [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];<br />
* [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]<br />
<br />
Then, after [http://motherless.com/0BEA789 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/DA4273F drinking piss] ([http://motherless.com/408365E more than once]), he [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been removed his own dick] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.<br />
<br />
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.<br />
<br />
Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on {{tumblr|the-real-dorian-thorn|tumblr}} {{archive|3b1hT}} called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?<br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<br />
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.<br />
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br><br />
<br />
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.<br />
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother<br />
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.<br />
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]<br />
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}<br />
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.<br />
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.<br />
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.<br />
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.<br />
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.<br />
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.<br />
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?<br />
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg<br />
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Shame Fetishism]]<br />
* [[Attention Whore]]<br />
* [[David Thorne]]<br />
* [[Faggot]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
<br />
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]<br />
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''<br />
* {{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard}}<br />
* {{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}<br />
* {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!<br />
* {{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''<br />
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]<br />
<br />
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===<br />
<br />
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/59F5290 Shitting on a plate]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/DF3E23A Shitting while jerking off]<br />
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]<br />
*<s>[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!]</s><br />
<br />
<br />
{{faggotry}}<br />
{{gayporn}}<br />
{{whores}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:2008]]<br />
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Broken/Whores/Related_Articles&diff=1873626Broken/Whores/Related Articles2024-06-20T12:44:30Z<p>Mirum: /* A-B */</p>
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<div id="WhoreContent6" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[K00lAIDGIRL]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kaitlyn Hunt]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kami Boh]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kari Ferrel]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kat Dennings]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kate Spade]] &hearts;<br />
[[Katherine Marion]] &hearts;<br />
[[Katy Perry]] &hearts;<br />
[[Keely Villar]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kelly Martin Broderick]] &hearts;<br />
[[Khloe Kardashian]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kicesie]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kiki Kannibal]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kim Kardashian]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kimmy]] &hearts;<br />
[[KJ Butchermann]] &hearts;<br />
[[Klarawagner]] &hearts;<br />
[[Klutzypriss07]] &hearts;<br />
[[Koda]] &hearts;<br />
[[Kotakoti]] &hearts;<br />
[[LJ whore]] &hearts;<br />
[[Laci Green]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lacey Vicich]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lady Gaga]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lady Sovereign]] &hearts;<br />
[[LadyALT69]] &hearts;<br />
[[LambiSinClair]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lana Del Rey]] &hearts;<br />
[[Laura Talbot]] &hearts;<br />
[[Leah Remini]] &hearts;<br />
[[Leigh Alexander]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lena Chen]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lena Dunham]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lexi Bee]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lexshit Bleuuaaaargh]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lexus Amanda]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lia Marie Johnson]] &hearts;<br />
[[LifeInATent]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lifting Blogs|Lifting Bloggers]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lily Allen]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lilypichu]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lindsay Lohan]] &hearts;<br />
[[Linkaton Furaito]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lisanova]] &hearts;<br />
[[Liskula Cohen]] &hearts;<br />
[[List of Camwhores]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lithium Junkie]] &hearts;<br />
[[Liz Hawryluk]] &hearts;<br />
[[Liz Shaw]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lolo Ferrari]] &hearts;<br />
[[Luka Magnotta]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lustifera]] &hearts;<br />
[[Lynzee Stauss]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== M-N ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent7" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[MILF]] &hearts;<br />
[[M0M0ko]] &hearts;<br />
[[Mackenzie]] &hearts;<br />
[[Madison Russo]] &hearts;<br />
[[Maddi]] &hearts;<br />
[[Madonna]] &hearts;<br />
[[MajelaZeZeDiamond]] &hearts;<br />
[[Maryjane]] &hearts;<br />
[[Masochistic-Wolfie]] &hearts;<br />
[[Maury]] &hearts;<br />
[[Meek Mill]] &hearts;<br />
[[MeganLeeHeart]] &hearts;<br />
[[MeganSpeaks]] &hearts;<br />
[[Melissa Bachman]] &hearts;<br />
[[Mewchan]] &hearts;<br />
[[Mia Janin]] &hearts;<br />
[[Micah Dawson]] &hearts;<br />
[[Michael Arega]] &hearts;<br />
[[Michael Explicit]] &hearts;<br />
[[Michelle Bombshell]] &hearts;<br />
[[Michelle Malkin]] &hearts;<br />
[[Michelle Phan]] &hearts;<br />
[[Mickyy Moo]] &hearts;<br />
[[Miley Cyrus]] &hearts;<br />
[[Minax]] &hearts;<br />
[[Miss California 2009]] &hearts;<br />
[[Miss Teen South Carolina]] &hearts;<br />
[[MissHannahMinx]] &hearts;<br />
[[MissSunkistCarmen]] &hearts;<br />
[[Monica Lewinsky]] &hearts;<br />
[[Monica Punk]] &hearts;<br />
[[MorganAnson]] &hearts;<br />
[[MsHeartAttack]] &hearts;<br />
[[Msscribe]] &hearts;<br />
[[MyFreeImplants]] &hearts;<br />
[[Mykel Lande]] &hearts;<br />
[[MzDominica]] &hearts;<br />
[[Nell]] &hearts;<br />
[[Nichole337]] &hearts;<br />
[[Nicki Minaj]] &hearts;<br />
[[Nikky Raney]] &hearts;<br />
[[Nixxiom]] &hearts;<br />
[[No girls on the internet]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== O-P ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent8" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[Octomom]] &hearts;<br />
[[Olene]] &hearts;<br />
[[Oompa Loompas]] &hearts;<br />
[[Oral Roberts]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pansexual]] &hearts;<br />
[[Paris Hilton]] &hearts;<br />
[[Party girl]] &hearts;<br />
[[Paula Benson Is Now A Meme]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pear Chan]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pedo bait]] &hearts;<br />
[[Perez Hilton]] &hearts;<br />
[[Persian Poet Gal]] &hearts;<br />
[[PewDiePie]] &hearts;<br />
[[Phaedriel]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pinkiepony]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pixyteri]] &hearts;<br />
[[PoisonIvyLul]] &hearts;<br />
[[Portia Allen]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pregnant]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pregnant Loli]] &hearts;<br />
[[Princess Diana]] &hearts;<br />
[[The princess of /b/]] &hearts;<br />
[[Prostitot]] &hearts;<br />
[[Prostitute]] &hearts;<br />
[[Pussy Riot]] &hearts;<br />
[[Putrid]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== Q-R ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent9" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[Rachel Bruno]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rachel Marsden]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rahaeli]] &hearts;<br />
[[Randi Harper]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rational Response Squad]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rebecca Watson]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rehtaeh Parsons]] &hearts;<br />
[[Renee Nicole Stage]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rima Fakih]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rina-Chan]] &hearts;<br />
[[Robert Wayne Stiles]] &hearts;<br />
[[Roseanne Barr]] &hearts;<br />
[[Rottensick]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== S-T ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent10" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[SNSD]] &hearts;<br />
[[SailorMercury90]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sarah Ruscoe]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sarah Silverman]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sarahisnifty]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sasha Grey]] &hearts;<br />
[[Scenewhore]] &hearts;<br />
[[Scott DeiCas]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sema JayHawk]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sereza]] &hearts;<br />
[[Shanley Kane]] &hearts;<br />
[[Shannonkringen]] &hearts;<br />
[[She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood]] &hearts;<br />
[[SheWolf]] &hearts;<br />
[[ShoutYourAbortion|#ShoutYourAbortion]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sinn]] &hearts;<br />
[[Skank]] &hearts;<br />
[[Skeezer]] &hearts;<br />
[[Skinny Jeans]] &hearts;<br />
[[Skroy]] &hearts;<br />
[[Slinx]] &hearts;<br />
[[SnowVhite]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sony-Mae]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sparx Traxx]] &hearts;<br />
[[Spike Zombie]] &hearts;<br />
[[Squirting]] &hearts;<br />
[[Stardream1]] &hearts;<br />
[[Starlaglam]] &hearts;<br />
[[Stephanie Semple]] &hearts;<br />
[[Stephh Fkn Money]] &hearts;<br />
[[Stripper]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sub-chan]] &hearts;<br />
[[Suzi Blu]] &hearts;<br />
[[Sweet Eva]] &hearts;<br />
[[Attention Whore|Tabby]] &hearts;<br />
[[Taking A Break]] &hearts;<br />
[[Talamajic]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tammi Reynolds]] &hearts;<br />
[[TammyToe]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tani-Da-Inki]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tanja Fleischer]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tara Strong]] &hearts;<br />
[[Taylor Chapman]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tess Holliday]] &hearts;<br />
[[The Duggars]] &hearts;<br />
[[The Fappening]] &hearts;<br />
[[TheMarySue]] &hearts;<br />
[[The McNugget Burgler]] &hearts;<br />
[[The Mulberry Eight]] &hearts;<br />
[[Theresa Sheller]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tila Tequila]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tina S.]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tiziana Cantone]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tobuscus]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tori Sue Heck]] &hearts;<br />
[[Trap-kun]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tricia Walsh-Smith]] &hearts;<br />
[[Tyra Banks]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== U-V ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent11" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[UnseelieAllure]] &hearts;<br />
[[Vanessa Alexandra]] &hearts;<br />
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] &hearts;<br />
[[Victorious]] &hearts;<br />
[[Vilde]] &hearts;<br />
[[Violet Blue]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== W-X ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent12" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[W0rmer]] &hearts;<br />
[[WeatherManKevin]] &hearts;<br />
[[What he doesn't know can't hurt him]] &hearts;<br />
[[Whore]] &hearts;<br />
[[Wimmins]] &hearts;<br />
[[Wishlist]] &hearts;<br />
[[Woah Vicky]] &hearts;<br />
[[Wylona Hayashi]] &hearts;<br />
[[XxPrincessPunkxx]] &hearts;<br />
[[Xxstarfall]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== Y-Z ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent13" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[Yeffyaboyuice]] &hearts;<br />
[[Yuethedragon/Journal]] &hearts;<br />
[[Yumix]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zarna Joshi]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zeriara]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zoe Quinn]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zoe Yang]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zoey Zane]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zoom angel]] &hearts;<br />
[[Zone]]<br />
</div><br />
<noinclude><br />
<br />
== # ==<br />
</noinclude><br />
<div id="WhoreContent14" class="morphcontent hiddentext"><br />
[[12 year old girls]] &hearts;<br />
[[16-year-old girl]] &hearts;<br />
[[25-Year-old Girl]] &hearts;<br />
[[90 Day Jane]]<br />
</div></div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:BekahQ&diff=1873286User:BekahQ2024-06-14T20:54:08Z<p>Mirum: updated with correct email</p>
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<div>So, the few people who even remember me at all will remember me as "Claudia Thorn", which ''isn't'' my real name, and for whatever reason people seem to think I care that my porn pics still circulate online. Look, here's proof, I don't care:<p><br />
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[[File:Claudia thorn pink thing.JPG|center|400px|thumb|My tits, for your enjoyment!]]<br><br />
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Probably the only claim to fame I might have is that is was me, my ex, and my current boyfriend who trolled [[Dorian Thorn]] out of his penis, as a thank you for fucking me over (long story). We discovered his kinky meatpuppet slave blog, then we all became regular followers under fake names and got him to keep pushing his limits. Thanks to us he lost his job, spent the better part of a year impotent, and finally got his dick entirely removed. We left him his balls so he could still get horny, he just can't do anything about it now:<br><br><br />
[[File:Dorian thorn i haz a boner.jpg|center|200px|thumb|'''Before...''']]<br />
[[File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|center|200px|thumb|'''...and after. I ''LOVE'' this pic!''']]<br />
<br><br>But since no one cares about any of this anymore, and you probably only got here searching "Claudia Thorn Porn" or something, here:<br />
==Pics of Me you can <s>Fap</s> Vomit To==<br />
{{cg|My Brief Porn Career|CLAUDIA|center|<gallery><br />
File:Claudia thorn hair things.JPG|Me with clothes on<br />
File:Claudia thorn fishnet.JPG|Me looking sexier<br />
File:Claudia thorn mirror cock.JPG|Yup, you're gonna lose that dick one day.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery><br />
File:Claudia thorn tits.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn dat ass 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn fishnet bdsm.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn dat ass.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 4.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 1.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn spread 3.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn reverse suck.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cocksucking.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn licking tits.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn gets fucked.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn fucking again.jpg<br />
File:Claudia-thorn-ass-fuck.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn 2 guys.JPG<br />
File:Claudia gangbang.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn cock ass.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn penetration.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn pov doggy.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn sex 1.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn sex 2.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn sex 4.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cumslut.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn facial.jpg<br />
File:Claudia thorn mouthful.JPG<br />
File:Claudia thorn cum swallow.JPG<br />
</gallery>}}<br><br><br />
I think there's a few more pictures of me floating around this site but at this point I really can't be bothered. I may check on this from time to time so if you have any questions or whatever use my talk page.<br>Or, since I'm almost never on here, you can always just email me at <b>mirumermaid@gmail.com</b><br><br><br />
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{{whores}}</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Getoffmyspace&diff=1873285Getoffmyspace2024-06-14T20:50:32Z<p>Mirum: added a pic</p>
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<div>[[File:We know drama billboard.jpg|thumb|The [[Dorian Thorn|getoffmyspace billboard]] since 2008]]<br />
[[Image:Sassycassie6.jpg|thumb|'''Invisible Dignity?''' Your Typical MySpace user taking public transportation.]]<br />
[[Image:Pamelaicon.jpg|thumb|'''It is Me Pamela''' IT IS ME PAMELA IRENE. I AM SINGING.]]<br />
[[Image:Getoffmyspace assholes.jpg|thumb|Some people [[Serious_business|can't take a joke]].]]<br />
<br />
{{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} is a [[LiveJournal]] [[community]] that has gained steady popularity since its creation in 2005. The community has regulary served [[Offensive|positive]] awareness of lol-worthy MySpace accounts. GOMS explicitly points out the [[fail|errors]] of trolls, sociopaths, douchebags, wankers and SIFs. <br />
<br />
No thanks to butthurt [[First_Amendment|First Amendment]] rights advocates, the community has been repeatedly threatened with the [[banhammer]] by [[Lj_abuse|LJ Abuse]] and was once deleted by the moderators themselves. While undergoing several changes in its brief history, the community repeatedly goes through [[PMS|cycles]] of closed/[[open membership]] sessions. This helps initiate an influx of [[noobs|newbies]], which creates more [[drama]].<br />
<br />
Such [[fags|MySpace users]] become infamous within the community are ones who find out their profiles have been featured. This results in many [[TLDR|detailed]] warnings from [[Fascists|LJ Abuse]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Featured Fail ==<br />
General MySpace targets include [[whores|overly-tanned daddy's girls]], [[Lolscenequeens|wannabe scene queens]], [[Infantilism|adult babies]], [[furries]], [[MILF|MILFs]], [[old_people|Foxy Grandmas]], [[fat|hambeasts]], [[fags|emos]], [[sellout|artists]], and whatever else is game.<br />
<br />
<li>The only notoriety GOMS has received was thanks to [[Pedo|pedo]] [[Furry|furry]] [[Maureen|Maureen]], who believes pedophilia is a natural form of love. Her current whereabouts unknown and banned from the Internet forever, Maureen is suspected to be [[Molest|teaching]] on an Indian reservation in Minnesota.<br />
<li>Everybody knows that dead babies are hilarious, even when [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=153930271 Kaijana Rae has one]. In times of mourning, it is considered proper to dress your dead fetus-burger in [[Kkk|KKK]] outfits. Most people are disgusted by such images but are also the same ones who secretly [[:File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|masturbate]] to it. Any proper parent would have cooked it until it was medium-rare. Kaijana Rae was the creation of two horny teenagers, ~Shailyn~ and John Thomas (aka T-Bagger). [[Wtf|WTF?]]<br />
<li>Other than dead babies, MySpace is a haven for fat chicks such as [http://www.myspace.com/sassycassie86 SassyCassie86]. In her spare time, the Brooklyn native enjoys photography, Celebrity Rap Superstar, and furiously masturbating with a hot curling iron. Allegedly Cassie has ADHD but nobody cared. Last week, Cassie wanted to become [[An_hero|an hero]] like any other [[Attention_whore|attention whore]] and posted at least 100 photos of her holding suicide notes written on memo-pad paper. Again, nobody paid attention and she attempted to fill that empty void within with copious amounts of food.<br />
<li>Sixteen-year-old Florida resident, [http://www.myspace.com/cr_loves_cb Wicka Navera Avalon,] attempts to convince MySpace users that her imaginary boyfriend in [[Russia|Wyoming]], [http://www.myspace.com/teddy_bear_is_here_bitch Taylor Newton], is not fake. Every other day, Taylor encounters soap-opera tragedy, such as [[Lies|being dead]], [[Lies|not being dead]], [[Boring|not being dead but only in a coma]], and other nauseating crap.<br />
<li>In October/ November of 2007 [[shit|artist]]/writer/[[shay|flubber]]/[[George_W_Bush|special needs person]] [http://www.myspace.com/artstarla Starla] aka Amanda Harris aka {{lj|user=prettypillz}} reported {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} for copyright infringment abuse against the community for posting her "[[Porn|artwork]]". During this period it became apparent to the community Starla was/is not onlly deluded about what any rational human could consider attractive, but completely [[batshit]] in general. <br />
After successfully convincing someone from LJ Abuse that her FIRST AMMENDMENT RITES were in jeopardy, members who posted pictures of her [[vagina|cavernous meatflaps]] were forced to remove them or face suspension, causing Starla to shit herself with glee and post various declamations of triumph all over her lj and myspace, including one blog post which even contained a picture of her holding up her middle finger. Since viewing this the suicide rate amongst GOMS members has been uncountable but it's estimated at least 100 were [[shit nobody cares about|literally scared to death]]. <br><br />
&nbsp;Starla's boyfriend {{lj|user=joedpunk}} wrote poetry about about the "e-gangs" stabs towards Starla and her saggy tits, but then he deleted the poetry and made a post claiming he was merely drunk- which really is not a surprise, as it is really the only humane way to be with Starla, considering Starla likes to stick Ipods and video tapes in her [[vagina|VAG OF DOOM]], and then she takes pictures and calls it [[shit|art]].<br />
<li>Probaby the first person to be featured on GOMS that isn't actually human, [http://www.myspace.com/cobain27 'Nothing'] is probably a [[faggot|faggot]] but no one is really sure anymore. When not taking pictures of itsef smoking a cigarette; wanking over Kurt Cobain or [[slut|marrying various people]], you can find 'Nothing' practicing [[satan|Satanism]], which despite attempts at defending as a 'misunderstood religion' still makes you a [[douche|douche]] in the eyes of most people who aren't [[Bono|completely mentally retarded]].<br />
<br />
== Members and Testimonials ==<br />
{{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}}, despite being a community of mainly [[bullshit|well rounded, sensitive and caring individuals]] has its fair share of retards in its own population. One specific example surfaced sometime in April 2007 where {{lj|user=lynn_the_lycan}} posted a completely [[gay]] myspace as a vendetta against a random [[scene]] kid. When called out as being made of massive [[fail]], lynn appeared to have some sort of [[emo|nervous breakdown]] resulting in a [[TLDR|massive wall of text]] where she basically tried to defend herself whilst criticising every member of the community for "never knowing what its fucking like". This post was later replaced and edited by an equally long repitition of "BAN ME! BAN ME!" which only ended presumably when her penguin/probable sexual partner told her to [[stfu]] and stop being retarded. Despite flooding moderator {{lj|user=thebackstreets}} (who suggested psychiatric help to no avail) with requests to be banned, it never happened and she eventually died or something. Who cares?<br />
<br />
Many responses to the community and its members have been thrown at {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}}. Jessica fancy (who by the way is black) made a [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2036541225 video], whereas other members have taken to the more traditional method of writing 3 pages of criticism even though they "dont care wot u say" and then bahleeting when not even the waahmbulance gives a shit.<br />
<br />
A good example of this is the since semi-rehabilitated trainwreck that is [http://www.myspace.com/_mindlessselfindulgence__ _mindlessselfindulgence], whose sentiments collaborate wonderfully with the current community [http://userpic.livejournal.com/57227874/8367946 icon]:<br />
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''[my teeth] are a little stained from where i drink alot of coffee and have braces. after you get your braces off, you get your teeth bleached. admit it, my teeth really arent that bad. my hair is amazing, and people tell me that everyday. i get a million comments a day on how good my makeup is...''<br />
<br />
==BAHLEETED!11!!==<br />
Early fall 2006 {{lj|user=death_shrub}} (whose lj account was just reinstated at the time) joined the community and began commenting and sucking up to mods, because he is so full of fail. {{lj|user=intarwebpolice}} called him out on his retardation and posted him in {{ljcomm|user=gogetoffmyspace}} which he got all butt hurt about. He began flaming mods and regular's of the community at [http://ljflamecup.com ljflamecup] by calling them "homos", "niggers", and "fat". He went as far to the extent of of having his own community {{ljcomm|user=ilovedeathshrub}} in which him and his [[virgin|flying monkeys]] would "laugh" at the flames they made and the ones that were made of them. [[Lj_abuse|LJ abuse]] got involved a little and did nothing as per usual. All of this lead of constant bitching and moaning on {{ljcomm|user=shitlist}} and constant trolling by {{lj|user=death_shrub}} lead to the great bahleetion of {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} of 2006. It was gone for 2 days, but returned. Currently {{lj|user=death_shrub}} is a suspended user for whatever reason. <br />
<br />
==TRAGEDY==<br />
[[Last Thursday]], the unofficial GOMS Mascot, Sassy Cassie, was killed in a tragic epileptic seizure accident, brought on by her boyfriend Shawn's girlfriend, because she was pregnant with Shawn's baby. Shawn's ex violated safespace and sent Cassie a colorful [[gif]] that killed her.<br />
<br />
== DORIAN THORN ==<br />
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|thumb|How Getoffmyspace sees [[Dorian Thorn]].]]<br />
[[Image:THORNED.jpg|thumb|left|How [[Dorian Thorn]] sees himself.]]<br />
Between August and <s>New Year's Eve of 2008</s> [[an hero|THE END OF FUCKING TIME]], [[Dorian Thorn]] brought Getoffmyspace to a stand still after [[mindfuck|mind-fucking]] and [[raping]] it's members so hard that every member was deleted, re-added and then deleted again. This was all part of his plan to seek revenge and [[lulz]] after a Myspace tribute page for his dead [[aids]] baby was posted and mocked because he's a [[sick fuck]]. Many LULZ were had followed by huge amounts of cock sucking and admits of defeat, but a select group of GOMS members known as the [[Amputee Milfs]] just couldn't leave things well enough alone, despite the fact that Dorian is still the one with a fugly wife, a dead baby, a loose asshole, nasty saggy balls, and "GOMS" written on his ass. The [[Amputee Milfs]] continued to harass Dorian after all the drama, which lead to [[Amputee Milfs|even MOAR drama]], and ultimately led to Getoffmyspace bahleeting [[over 9000]] members, locking down all its communities, and becoming a shadow of its former self. Then again, just because he [[epic win|did a little damage]] doesn't change the fact that he's [[insane|completely mental]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Sassycassie7.jpg|Mmm... Tasty<br />
Image:MyNecroSpace.jpg|Working at the morgue provides lulz.<br />
Image:GothTurns40.gif|GTFO! DO NOT WANT.<br />
Image:HEEHAW.jpg|'''Moar Goth Fail''' Mr. Ed impersonations do not work in color.<br />
Image:Underoath2.jpg|'''FundaMENTALists, on my friends' list?''' Jesus is serious business.<br />
Image:Miscarriage01MySpace153930271.jpg|Even miscarriages deserve clothes<br />
Image:Miscarriage02MySpace153930271.jpg|FAIL<br />
Image:StarlaTrollGina.jpg|'''Troll Vagina''' Fun Fact: Vaginas have copyrights.<br />
Image:Cr loves cb02MySpace51403084.jpg|Boyfriends are meant to be blurry<br />
Image:Sassycassie2.jpg|Goes where?<br />
Image:GothDoingWrong.png|Try again.<br />
Image:Amber02MySpace90662747.jpg|<br />
Image:Starlacomic2.jpg|LOL Art.<br />
Image:Starlamandacomic2.jpg|[[MOAR|MOAR]] Art.<br />
Image:Starlamandacomic3.jpg|StarlaAmanda luvs you<br />
Image:Starlamandacomic4.jpg|Support the [[crap|art]] community<br />
Image:Cydcdhwueuid2.jpg|RIP Bukkit Walrus.<br />
Image:CattyTasty.png|Hamfat should not have pets.<br />
Image:Penguinsassycassie2.jpg|Holy Hell, Batman!<br />
Image:Sassycassiesuicide05.jpg|Not an hero yet.<br />
Image:Sassycassiesuicide04.jpg|Cry for help.<br />
Image:RoboTurtle01MySpace284624.jpg|OMGZ! Racist!!!11eleven!!<br />
Image:Safespace.gif|The image that brought about Sassy Cassie's untimely demise.<br />
Image:Dlthorn13-dick-on-dead-fuck-trophy.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|GOMS #1 fan]], cock-slapping his own dead baby to "play a prank".<br />
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[[Category: LJ_Communities]]</div>Mirumhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:We_know_drama_billboard.jpg&diff=1873284File:We know drama billboard.jpg2024-06-14T20:45:19Z<p>Mirum: </p>
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<div>blt the billboard since 2008</div>Mirum