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Talk:OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-09T01:42:03Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* I was in touch with him circa 2007... */

ODB is also a well known [[wrestler]] in TNA, you fucking idiots!
:This guy is awesome. A shame he died. - [[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]] 13:10, 30 October 2011 (CET)

== What if........ ==

If anyone cared they could had sent him a cat on his doorstep to keep him alive. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 12:49, 26 July 2012 (EDT)

Shouldn't his article be restricted for admins only to prevent filthy hands pry and defecate on it? Just a suggestion. [[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]] 23:48, 23 October 2012 (EDT)

== Two years today ==

[[File:Beasties tribute.jpg|thumb|right|Miss you .... <3 - [[User:Alliecat|Alliecat]] 01:55, 31 October 2012 (EDT)]]

==The Service==
Myself, Alliecat, and SubSeven went down on a road trip for the show representing ED. I cried like a little bitch when we went out in the backyard where he shot himself. I left my tie wrapped around the tree as a gesture of love. Also: The rickrolling by bagpiper is totally true. I cry/laughed as it happened. Fucking bastard, trolling us from beyond the grave. --[[User:Drunkenlazybastard|Drunkenlazybastard]] 05:11, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

== The funeral video of ODB got deleted.. ==

Please, if somebody has that video, they will be appreciated.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 11:18, 16 August 2022 (EDT)

== I was in touch with him circa 2007... ==

Pretty good guy when it came to replying emails... so many people these days give you silent treatment even those associated with religion... it seems they think they are very special... I also noticed phenomena when idiots call you they dont leave voicemail and im supposed to know somebody called me and i am required to call dumbasses back! [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:08, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Admin

2024-07-09T01:41:03Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus and deserves to be unblocked */

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt is surely not antandrus and deserves to be unblocked===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not antandrus especially writingSnowman and Geo Swan are from wikialpha.org

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024, katowice and uncle stalin and how bunch of drunk poles drank themselves to death in katyn.

'''''Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone... and he clearly is butthurt, he had to go afer site about him: https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875488

DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt, no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

As you did on june 29, Upgrade my membership, I can't be administrator, but I should be allowed to block myspace pages, vandalized by the butthurt pussies!

Except for needed edits, im not wasting limited time here... email me for more info! [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:04, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

Albert Einstein

2024-07-09T01:37:55Z

Matěj Suchánek:

{{aspie}}

[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for the theory of relativity.jpg|thumb|Albert Einstein was a theiving Jew that took all the credit for relativity.]]
[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for atmoic weapons.jpg|thumb|He did the same thing with the atomic bomb.]]

Albert Einstein{{Jew}} is a [[Jewish]] [[Internet celebrity]], prolific [[attention whore]]. He is single-handly responsible for fucking up [[physics|physical]] [[science]]. His E=MC2 formula helped create Atomic bomb to fuck up Hiroshima and Nagasaki and Make America & Israel proud again.

Born [[at least 100 years ago]] to a Jewish family, Al considered himself too cool for school. He frequently interrupted class to declare a lack of [[Rule 34]] and subsequently dropped out. He spent a lengthy period as an [[unemployed]] [[hobo|transient]]. Al then decided to attend the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology but failed the entrance exams. He instead enrolled at a [[hippy]] school, where "[[Gay|teachers were humane]] and [[Rape|his ideas were set free]]". Here he studied a number of difficult courses such as the [[French]] language. Afterwords he transferred to a vocational school, where he cheated his way through by cribbing off of the notes of Marcel Grossmann, a fellow student.

==Epic Jew Win==

[[Shit nobody cares about|Einstein's Special Relativity, a mere mathematical copy of the earlier Lorentz Transformations Æther Theory, was already a bad idea successfully gone bad in itself, but Einstein managed to fuck it up rather spectacularly and nobody knows if he was even right.]] ([http://einsteinhoax.com/hoax.htm proof]). Einstein's principle contribution was showing that mathematics could used for cheating, [[lulz]] and [[epic win]]s. If you can't see that then [[dumb]] you are, bow to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:WikiProject_Judaism/Members&oldid=233084356 sophisticated mathematics] you will. Special and General Relativity is [[lie|epic incomprehensible gibberish]] and the conclusions are [[lie| contradictorily]] fucked. If you can't explain how it works then you can't haz learned it. E = MC² = [[faggotry|Epic]] Jew [[lies]] If this equation is true, why can a small motherfucker kick the shit out of a big motherfucker? Why, Einstein, why? If a small motherfucker has a spirit 100 times that of the big motherfucker, the little motherfucker will dominate his big bitchass everytime. Unfortunately, this factor was lost from Einstein's life of numbers.

==Rise of a Star==

Upon graduating with no academic merits, Al was once again unemployed and a burden to his [[oxymoron|poor Jewish]] family. Unfortunately, someone at some patent office pitied him and gave him a job. By stealing the ideas of Hendrik Lorentz, Michele Besso, Max Planck, Paul Ehrenfest, Konrad Habricht, Maurice Solovine, Friedrich Adler, Henri Poincaré, David Hilbert and countless patent writers, he was able to convince the scientific community that he was smart.

Through the ideas he "borrowed" from others, Al invented [[Godwin's_Law#The_Godwin_Variation|The Godwin Variation]], nightlights, the A-Bomb (which he named after himself), cats and chalk. He also created the General Theory of Relativity, a theory bent on establishing his own genius and the possibility that he is right, regardless of the mindfucks his math creates. The theory asserts that when an object is moving really fast, it is actually moving really slow. This and other concepts created by Relativity are in direct conflict with at least 100 other theories from [[at least 100 years ago]], one could say that Albert Einstein was a predecessor of ED's concept. He was also executive producer of The Nanny, even though Fran Drescher is a Jew.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Drescher#Biography]

==If a Jew practices incest are they now technically rednecks, or are they just even worse of a Jew?==

He married his first cousin Elsa Löwenthal after breaking up with Mileva Maric over the theft of her ideas. Elsa already had two bastard daughters. He wanted to fuck them as well, but they wouldn't give up the pussy (for reals). Thus he has managed to become one of the most quietly kept incestuous child rapists of all time thanks to the Jews keeping it hush for him.

==Smart Ass==

Other than doing maths all day and trying to straighten that fucking shit of a load that hair was (which made him look like an absolute fag), Al enjoyed bragging over how much smarter he was than everyone else. He was quoted as saying, "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." This was obviously a reference to his amazing ability to conclude that a fast moving object is traveling at the same speed in which the person writing this article is doing, helping no one and destroying the respect and inhumanity of a person. In other words nothing, ZERO.

As a smartass, he does give good advice to pwn [[noobs]], such as:

== ''Contempt before complete investigation enslaves the mind (soul) to [[ignorance]]'' ==

Trolls were [[Intellectual_Checkmate]] by this quote.

==Important Theoretical Research in Digital Telecommunications==

(Or in other words, some fucking nerd trying to be smart.)

Humanity didn't realize it at the time, but Einstein also discovered the most fundamental principle of digital communications, the [[Longcat]]. In an attempt to explain how radio works, Einstein said: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very [[Longcat|long cat]]. You pull his tail in [[New York City|New York]] and his head is meowing in [[Los Angeles]]. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that [[matrix|there is no cat]]."

The cables used to connect most digital devices are actually named in honor of Einstein's discovery. Computers are connected to each other using [[Cat|CAT]]-5 or [[Cat|CAT]]-6 cables, while telephones are connected with the cheaper [[Cat|CAT]]-3 cables. CAT-1 cables are no longer used, because they really only worked with telegraphs, and it takes entirely too long to download [[porn]] using Morse code.

WiFi, or wireless internet, operates in a manner exactly as predicted by Einstein's theorem; Computers and routers send information to each other, except there is no CAT, thus proving the theory beyond a shadow of a doubt.

==Post Mortem Career as Disability Poster Child==

Virtually every lobby group for prominent disabilities has claimed Einstein as a victim. If they are to be believed, Einstein struggled with [[Aspergers]], [[ADD]], [[OCD]], [[dyslexia]], [[bipolar disorder]], [[retarded|Downs Syndrome]], [[anorexia]], [[AIDs]], [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], [[attention whore|peanut allergies]], [[:File:Partyhardporygon.gif|migraine]] and [[necrophilia]], all while building a [[ethnic cleansing|nuclear bomb]] to [[pwn]] [[Japan]] - but not until [[Germany]] had been safely defeated... The only other conveniently dead geniuses who make these lists more often than Einstein are Tesla, Edison and Mozart.
 
While we're on this subject here's some [[lie|lies]] we wish parents would quit telling their [[unwarrented self importance|special snowflake]].
 
Einstein sucked at basic math. Math is like learning a language, in fact some people call it a language based on numbers instead of words, and new ideas and knowledge are built on top of old ones. Now, are we supposed to believe that someone who couldn't grasp that 2 plus 2 equals four or was unable to learn his multiplication tables could master advanced algebra,which makes use of basic math at times, or rock us with calculus?
 
Einstein was [[autistic]]. No he wasn't. There are actually colleagues of his that want to dispel this rumor. They actually say that Albert Einstein was very skilled socially, knew how to take a bath/shower, understood the rules of society and some will actually admit that they wouldn't let Einstein near their sister or mother because he was quite the lady's man.
 
Einstein only owned one suit and this prooves he was [[autistic]]. A long time ago, before computer programers were allowed to show up to work nude and with peanut butter and cheese dust all over themselves, places of employment had dress codes. For a University Professor it was usually the basic charcoal grey suit which is probably why so many pictures taken of Einstein at work look like he's always dressed the same.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==

{{Center|
<gallery>
File:Albert Einstein the collectivist kike.jpg|In regards to politics, Einstein was just another human-hating Marxist kike.
File:Chief Einstein.jpg
File:Young Einstein.jpg|Albert Einstein in his early years
File:Vision Test.png
Image:InfluentialMen.jpg|Albert Einstein in a typical classroom scene.
Image:Lulzgraph.JPG|Why the [[hack]] works.
File:Albert einstein.jpg|[[Rule 34]]'d
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==

* [[Bill Nye]] the Science Guy

* [[Eclipse]] It was an Eclipse that proved Einstein's theory that gravity can bend Space/Time.

* [[Nuclear War]]

{{aspies}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{science}}

[[Category:Jews|Einstein, Albert]]

Albert Einstein

2024-07-09T01:28:51Z

Matěj Suchánek:

{{aspie}}

[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for the theory of relativity.jpg|thumb|Albert Einstein was a theiving Jew that took all the credit for relativity.]]
[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for atmoic weapons.jpg|thumb|He did the same thing with the atomic bomb.]]

Albert Einstein{{Jew}} is a [[Jewish]] [[Internet celebrity]], prolific [[attention whore]]. He is single-handly responsible for fucking up [[physics|physical]] [[science]]. His E=MC2 formula helped create Atomic bomb to fuck up Hiroshima and Nagasaki and Make America proud again.

Born [[at least 100 years ago]] to a Jewish family, Al considered himself too cool for school. He frequently interrupted class to declare a lack of [[Rule 34]] and subsequently dropped out. He spent a lengthy period as an [[unemployed]] [[hobo|transient]]. Al then decided to attend the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology but failed the entrance exams. He instead enrolled at a [[hippy]] school, where "[[Gay|teachers were humane]] and [[Rape|his ideas were set free]]". Here he studied a number of difficult courses such as the [[French]] language. Afterwords he transferred to a vocational school, where he cheated his way through by cribbing off of the notes of Marcel Grossmann, a fellow student.

==Epic Jew Win==

[[Shit nobody cares about|Einstein's Special Relativity, a mere mathematical copy of the earlier Lorentz Transformations Æther Theory, was already a bad idea successfully gone bad in itself, but Einstein managed to fuck it up rather spectacularly and nobody knows if he was even right.]] ([http://einsteinhoax.com/hoax.htm proof]). Einstein's principle contribution was showing that mathematics could used for cheating, [[lulz]] and [[epic win]]s. If you can't see that then [[dumb]] you are, bow to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:WikiProject_Judaism/Members&oldid=233084356 sophisticated mathematics] you will. Special and General Relativity is [[lie|epic incomprehensible gibberish]] and the conclusions are [[lie| contradictorily]] fucked. If you can't explain how it works then you can't haz learned it. E = MC² = [[faggotry|Epic]] Jew [[lies]] If this equation is true, why can a small motherfucker kick the shit out of a big motherfucker? Why, Einstein, why? If a small motherfucker has a spirit 100 times that of the big motherfucker, the little motherfucker will dominate his big bitchass everytime. Unfortunately, this factor was lost from Einstein's life of numbers.

==Rise of a Star==

Upon graduating with no academic merits, Al was once again unemployed and a burden to his [[oxymoron|poor Jewish]] family. Unfortunately, someone at some patent office pitied him and gave him a job. By stealing the ideas of Hendrik Lorentz, Michele Besso, Max Planck, Paul Ehrenfest, Konrad Habricht, Maurice Solovine, Friedrich Adler, Henri Poincaré, David Hilbert and countless patent writers, he was able to convince the scientific community that he was smart.

Through the ideas he "borrowed" from others, Al invented [[Godwin's_Law#The_Godwin_Variation|The Godwin Variation]], nightlights, the A-Bomb (which he named after himself), cats and chalk. He also created the General Theory of Relativity, a theory bent on establishing his own genius and the possibility that he is right, regardless of the mindfucks his math creates. The theory asserts that when an object is moving really fast, it is actually moving really slow. This and other concepts created by Relativity are in direct conflict with at least 100 other theories from [[at least 100 years ago]], one could say that Albert Einstein was a predecessor of ED's concept. He was also executive producer of The Nanny, even though Fran Drescher is a Jew.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Drescher#Biography]

==If a Jew practices incest are they now technically rednecks, or are they just even worse of a Jew?==

He married his first cousin Elsa Löwenthal after breaking up with Mileva Maric over the theft of her ideas. Elsa already had two bastard daughters. He wanted to fuck them as well, but they wouldn't give up the pussy (for reals). Thus he has managed to become one of the most quietly kept incestuous child rapists of all time thanks to the Jews keeping it hush for him.

==Smart Ass==

Other than doing maths all day and trying to straighten that fucking shit of a load that hair was (which made him look like an absolute fag), Al enjoyed bragging over how much smarter he was than everyone else. He was quoted as saying, "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." This was obviously a reference to his amazing ability to conclude that a fast moving object is traveling at the same speed in which the person writing this article is doing, helping no one and destroying the respect and inhumanity of a person. In other words nothing, ZERO.

As a smartass, he does give good advice to pwn [[noobs]], such as:

== ''Contempt before complete investigation enslaves the mind (soul) to [[ignorance]]'' ==

Trolls were [[Intellectual_Checkmate]] by this quote.

==Important Theoretical Research in Digital Telecommunications==

(Or in other words, some fucking nerd trying to be smart.)

Humanity didn't realize it at the time, but Einstein also discovered the most fundamental principle of digital communications, the [[Longcat]]. In an attempt to explain how radio works, Einstein said: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very [[Longcat|long cat]]. You pull his tail in [[New York City|New York]] and his head is meowing in [[Los Angeles]]. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that [[matrix|there is no cat]]."

The cables used to connect most digital devices are actually named in honor of Einstein's discovery. Computers are connected to each other using [[Cat|CAT]]-5 or [[Cat|CAT]]-6 cables, while telephones are connected with the cheaper [[Cat|CAT]]-3 cables. CAT-1 cables are no longer used, because they really only worked with telegraphs, and it takes entirely too long to download [[porn]] using Morse code.

WiFi, or wireless internet, operates in a manner exactly as predicted by Einstein's theorem; Computers and routers send information to each other, except there is no CAT, thus proving the theory beyond a shadow of a doubt.

==Post Mortem Career as Disability Poster Child==

Virtually every lobby group for prominent disabilities has claimed Einstein as a victim. If they are to be believed, Einstein struggled with [[Aspergers]], [[ADD]], [[OCD]], [[dyslexia]], [[bipolar disorder]], [[retarded|Downs Syndrome]], [[anorexia]], [[AIDs]], [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], [[attention whore|peanut allergies]], [[:File:Partyhardporygon.gif|migraine]] and [[necrophilia]], all while building a [[ethnic cleansing|nuclear bomb]] to [[pwn]] [[Japan]] - but not until [[Germany]] had been safely defeated... The only other conveniently dead geniuses who make these lists more often than Einstein are Tesla, Edison and Mozart.
 
While we're on this subject here's some [[lie|lies]] we wish parents would quit telling their [[unwarrented self importance|special snowflake]].
 
Einstein sucked at basic math. Math is like learning a language, in fact some people call it a language based on numbers instead of words, and new ideas and knowledge are built on top of old ones. Now, are we supposed to believe that someone who couldn't grasp that 2 plus 2 equals four or was unable to learn his multiplication tables could master advanced algebra,which makes use of basic math at times, or rock us with calculus?
 
Einstein was [[autistic]]. No he wasn't. There are actually colleagues of his that want to dispel this rumor. They actually say that Albert Einstein was very skilled socially, knew how to take a bath/shower, understood the rules of society and some will actually admit that they wouldn't let Einstein near their sister or mother because he was quite the lady's man.
 
Einstein only owned one suit and this prooves he was [[autistic]]. A long time ago, before computer programers were allowed to show up to work nude and with peanut butter and cheese dust all over themselves, places of employment had dress codes. For a University Professor it was usually the basic charcoal grey suit which is probably why so many pictures taken of Einstein at work look like he's always dressed the same.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==

{{Center|
<gallery>
File:Albert Einstein the collectivist kike.jpg|In regards to politics, Einstein was just another human-hating Marxist kike.
File:Chief Einstein.jpg
File:Young Einstein.jpg|Albert Einstein in his early years
File:Vision Test.png
Image:InfluentialMen.jpg|Albert Einstein in a typical classroom scene.
Image:Lulzgraph.JPG|Why the [[hack]] works.
File:Albert einstein.jpg|[[Rule 34]]'d
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==

* [[Bill Nye]] the Science Guy

* [[Eclipse]] It was an Eclipse that proved Einstein's theory that gravity can bend Space/Time.

* [[Nuclear War]]

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{{Jewseries}}
{{science}}

[[Category:Jews|Einstein, Albert]]

User talk:Matěj Suchánek

2024-07-09T01:28:03Z

Matěj Suchánek:

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Albert Einstein

2024-07-09T01:26:31Z

Matěj Suchánek:

{{aspie}}

[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for the theory of relativity.jpg|thumb|Albert Einstein was a theiving Jew that took all the credit for relativity.]]
[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for atmoic weapons.jpg|thumb|He did the same thing with the atomic bomb.]]

Albert Einstein{{Jew}} is a [[Jewish]] [[Internet celebrity]], prolific [[attention whore]]. He is single-handly responsible for fucking up [[physics|physical]] [[science]]. His E=MC2 formula helped create Atomic bomb to fuck up Heroshima and Nagasaki.

Born [[at least 100 years ago]] to a Jewish family, Al considered himself too cool for school. He frequently interrupted class to declare a lack of [[Rule 34]] and subsequently dropped out. He spent a lengthy period as an [[unemployed]] [[hobo|transient]]. Al then decided to attend the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology but failed the entrance exams. He instead enrolled at a [[hippy]] school, where "[[Gay|teachers were humane]] and [[Rape|his ideas were set free]]". Here he studied a number of difficult courses such as the [[French]] language. Afterwords he transferred to a vocational school, where he cheated his way through by cribbing off of the notes of Marcel Grossmann, a fellow student.

==Epic Jew Win==

[[Shit nobody cares about|Einstein's Special Relativity, a mere mathematical copy of the earlier Lorentz Transformations Æther Theory, was already a bad idea successfully gone bad in itself, but Einstein managed to fuck it up rather spectacularly and nobody knows if he was even right.]] ([http://einsteinhoax.com/hoax.htm proof]). Einstein's principle contribution was showing that mathematics could used for cheating, [[lulz]] and [[epic win]]s. If you can't see that then [[dumb]] you are, bow to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:WikiProject_Judaism/Members&oldid=233084356 sophisticated mathematics] you will. Special and General Relativity is [[lie|epic incomprehensible gibberish]] and the conclusions are [[lie| contradictorily]] fucked. If you can't explain how it works then you can't haz learned it. E = MC² = [[faggotry|Epic]] Jew [[lies]] If this equation is true, why can a small motherfucker kick the shit out of a big motherfucker? Why, Einstein, why? If a small motherfucker has a spirit 100 times that of the big motherfucker, the little motherfucker will dominate his big bitchass everytime. Unfortunately, this factor was lost from Einstein's life of numbers.

==Rise of a Star==

Upon graduating with no academic merits, Al was once again unemployed and a burden to his [[oxymoron|poor Jewish]] family. Unfortunately, someone at some patent office pitied him and gave him a job. By stealing the ideas of Hendrik Lorentz, Michele Besso, Max Planck, Paul Ehrenfest, Konrad Habricht, Maurice Solovine, Friedrich Adler, Henri Poincaré, David Hilbert and countless patent writers, he was able to convince the scientific community that he was smart.

Through the ideas he "borrowed" from others, Al invented [[Godwin's_Law#The_Godwin_Variation|The Godwin Variation]], nightlights, the A-Bomb (which he named after himself), cats and chalk. He also created the General Theory of Relativity, a theory bent on establishing his own genius and the possibility that he is right, regardless of the mindfucks his math creates. The theory asserts that when an object is moving really fast, it is actually moving really slow. This and other concepts created by Relativity are in direct conflict with at least 100 other theories from [[at least 100 years ago]], one could say that Albert Einstein was a predecessor of ED's concept. He was also executive producer of The Nanny, even though Fran Drescher is a Jew.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Drescher#Biography]

==If a Jew practices incest are they now technically rednecks, or are they just even worse of a Jew?==

He married his first cousin Elsa Löwenthal after breaking up with Mileva Maric over the theft of her ideas. Elsa already had two bastard daughters. He wanted to fuck them as well, but they wouldn't give up the pussy (for reals). Thus he has managed to become one of the most quietly kept incestuous child rapists of all time thanks to the Jews keeping it hush for him.

==Smart Ass==

Other than doing maths all day and trying to straighten that fucking shit of a load that hair was (which made him look like an absolute fag), Al enjoyed bragging over how much smarter he was than everyone else. He was quoted as saying, "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." This was obviously a reference to his amazing ability to conclude that a fast moving object is traveling at the same speed in which the person writing this article is doing, helping no one and destroying the respect and inhumanity of a person. In other words nothing, ZERO.

As a smartass, he does give good advice to pwn [[noobs]], such as:

== ''Contempt before complete investigation enslaves the mind (soul) to [[ignorance]]'' ==

Trolls were [[Intellectual_Checkmate]] by this quote.

==Important Theoretical Research in Digital Telecommunications==

(Or in other words, some fucking nerd trying to be smart.)

Humanity didn't realize it at the time, but Einstein also discovered the most fundamental principle of digital communications, the [[Longcat]]. In an attempt to explain how radio works, Einstein said: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very [[Longcat|long cat]]. You pull his tail in [[New York City|New York]] and his head is meowing in [[Los Angeles]]. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that [[matrix|there is no cat]]."

The cables used to connect most digital devices are actually named in honor of Einstein's discovery. Computers are connected to each other using [[Cat|CAT]]-5 or [[Cat|CAT]]-6 cables, while telephones are connected with the cheaper [[Cat|CAT]]-3 cables. CAT-1 cables are no longer used, because they really only worked with telegraphs, and it takes entirely too long to download [[porn]] using Morse code.

WiFi, or wireless internet, operates in a manner exactly as predicted by Einstein's theorem; Computers and routers send information to each other, except there is no CAT, thus proving the theory beyond a shadow of a doubt.

==Post Mortem Career as Disability Poster Child==

Virtually every lobby group for prominent disabilities has claimed Einstein as a victim. If they are to be believed, Einstein struggled with [[Aspergers]], [[ADD]], [[OCD]], [[dyslexia]], [[bipolar disorder]], [[retarded|Downs Syndrome]], [[anorexia]], [[AIDs]], [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], [[attention whore|peanut allergies]], [[:File:Partyhardporygon.gif|migraine]] and [[necrophilia]], all while building a [[ethnic cleansing|nuclear bomb]] to [[pwn]] [[Japan]] - but not until [[Germany]] had been safely defeated... The only other conveniently dead geniuses who make these lists more often than Einstein are Tesla, Edison and Mozart.
 
While we're on this subject here's some [[lie|lies]] we wish parents would quit telling their [[unwarrented self importance|special snowflake]].
 
Einstein sucked at basic math. Math is like learning a language, in fact some people call it a language based on numbers instead of words, and new ideas and knowledge are built on top of old ones. Now, are we supposed to believe that someone who couldn't grasp that 2 plus 2 equals four or was unable to learn his multiplication tables could master advanced algebra,which makes use of basic math at times, or rock us with calculus?
 
Einstein was [[autistic]]. No he wasn't. There are actually colleagues of his that want to dispel this rumor. They actually say that Albert Einstein was very skilled socially, knew how to take a bath/shower, understood the rules of society and some will actually admit that they wouldn't let Einstein near their sister or mother because he was quite the lady's man.
 
Einstein only owned one suit and this prooves he was [[autistic]]. A long time ago, before computer programers were allowed to show up to work nude and with peanut butter and cheese dust all over themselves, places of employment had dress codes. For a University Professor it was usually the basic charcoal grey suit which is probably why so many pictures taken of Einstein at work look like he's always dressed the same.
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==Gallery==

{{Center|
<gallery>
File:Albert Einstein the collectivist kike.jpg|In regards to politics, Einstein was just another human-hating Marxist kike.
File:Chief Einstein.jpg
File:Young Einstein.jpg|Albert Einstein in his early years
File:Vision Test.png
Image:InfluentialMen.jpg|Albert Einstein in a typical classroom scene.
Image:Lulzgraph.JPG|Why the [[hack]] works.
File:Albert einstein.jpg|[[Rule 34]]'d
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==

* [[Bill Nye]] the Science Guy

* [[Eclipse]] It was an Eclipse that proved Einstein's theory that gravity can bend Space/Time.

* [[Nuclear War]]

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{{Jewseries}}
{{science}}

[[Category:Jews|Einstein, Albert]]

Albert Einstein

2024-07-09T01:25:30Z

Matěj Suchánek: not funny

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[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for the theory of relativity.jpg|thumb|Albert Einstein was a theiving Jew that took all the credit for relativity.]]
[[File:Albert Einstein takes all the credit for atmoic weapons.jpg|thumb|He did the same thing with the atomic bomb.]]

Albert Einstein{{Jew}} is a [[Jewish]] [[Internet celebrity]], prolific [[attention whore]]. He is single-handly responsible for fucking up [[physics|physical]] [[science]].

Born [[at least 100 years ago]] to a Jewish family, Al considered himself too cool for school. He frequently interrupted class to declare a lack of [[Rule 34]] and subsequently dropped out. He spent a lengthy period as an [[unemployed]] [[hobo|transient]]. Al then decided to attend the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology but failed the entrance exams. He instead enrolled at a [[hippy]] school, where "[[Gay|teachers were humane]] and [[Rape|his ideas were set free]]". Here he studied a number of difficult courses such as the [[French]] language. Afterwords he transferred to a vocational school, where he cheated his way through by cribbing off of the notes of Marcel Grossmann, a fellow student.

==Epic Jew Win==

[[Shit nobody cares about|Einstein's Special Relativity, a mere mathematical copy of the earlier Lorentz Transformations Æther Theory, was already a bad idea successfully gone bad in itself, but Einstein managed to fuck it up rather spectacularly and nobody knows if he was even right.]] ([http://einsteinhoax.com/hoax.htm proof]). Einstein's principle contribution was showing that mathematics could used for cheating, [[lulz]] and [[epic win]]s. If you can't see that then [[dumb]] you are, bow to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:WikiProject_Judaism/Members&oldid=233084356 sophisticated mathematics] you will. Special and General Relativity is [[lie|epic incomprehensible gibberish]] and the conclusions are [[lie| contradictorily]] fucked. If you can't explain how it works then you can't haz learned it. E = MC² = [[faggotry|Epic]] Jew [[lies]] If this equation is true, why can a small motherfucker kick the shit out of a big motherfucker? Why, Einstein, why? If a small motherfucker has a spirit 100 times that of the big motherfucker, the little motherfucker will dominate his big bitchass everytime. Unfortunately, this factor was lost from Einstein's life of numbers.

==Rise of a Star==

Upon graduating with no academic merits, Al was once again unemployed and a burden to his [[oxymoron|poor Jewish]] family. Unfortunately, someone at some patent office pitied him and gave him a job. By stealing the ideas of Hendrik Lorentz, Michele Besso, Max Planck, Paul Ehrenfest, Konrad Habricht, Maurice Solovine, Friedrich Adler, Henri Poincaré, David Hilbert and countless patent writers, he was able to convince the scientific community that he was smart.

Through the ideas he "borrowed" from others, Al invented [[Godwin's_Law#The_Godwin_Variation|The Godwin Variation]], nightlights, the A-Bomb (which he named after himself), cats and chalk. He also created the General Theory of Relativity, a theory bent on establishing his own genius and the possibility that he is right, regardless of the mindfucks his math creates. The theory asserts that when an object is moving really fast, it is actually moving really slow. This and other concepts created by Relativity are in direct conflict with at least 100 other theories from [[at least 100 years ago]], one could say that Albert Einstein was a predecessor of ED's concept. He was also executive producer of The Nanny, even though Fran Drescher is a Jew.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Drescher#Biography]

==If a Jew practices incest are they now technically rednecks, or are they just even worse of a Jew?==

He married his first cousin Elsa Löwenthal after breaking up with Mileva Maric over the theft of her ideas. Elsa already had two bastard daughters. He wanted to fuck them as well, but they wouldn't give up the pussy (for reals). Thus he has managed to become one of the most quietly kept incestuous child rapists of all time thanks to the Jews keeping it hush for him.

==Smart Ass==

Other than doing maths all day and trying to straighten that fucking shit of a load that hair was (which made him look like an absolute fag), Al enjoyed bragging over how much smarter he was than everyone else. He was quoted as saying, "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." This was obviously a reference to his amazing ability to conclude that a fast moving object is traveling at the same speed in which the person writing this article is doing, helping no one and destroying the respect and inhumanity of a person. In other words nothing, ZERO.

As a smartass, he does give good advice to pwn [[noobs]], such as:

== ''Contempt before complete investigation enslaves the mind (soul) to [[ignorance]]'' ==

Trolls were [[Intellectual_Checkmate]] by this quote.

==Important Theoretical Research in Digital Telecommunications==

(Or in other words, some fucking nerd trying to be smart.)

Humanity didn't realize it at the time, but Einstein also discovered the most fundamental principle of digital communications, the [[Longcat]]. In an attempt to explain how radio works, Einstein said: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very [[Longcat|long cat]]. You pull his tail in [[New York City|New York]] and his head is meowing in [[Los Angeles]]. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that [[matrix|there is no cat]]."

The cables used to connect most digital devices are actually named in honor of Einstein's discovery. Computers are connected to each other using [[Cat|CAT]]-5 or [[Cat|CAT]]-6 cables, while telephones are connected with the cheaper [[Cat|CAT]]-3 cables. CAT-1 cables are no longer used, because they really only worked with telegraphs, and it takes entirely too long to download [[porn]] using Morse code.

WiFi, or wireless internet, operates in a manner exactly as predicted by Einstein's theorem; Computers and routers send information to each other, except there is no CAT, thus proving the theory beyond a shadow of a doubt.

==Post Mortem Career as Disability Poster Child==

Virtually every lobby group for prominent disabilities has claimed Einstein as a victim. If they are to be believed, Einstein struggled with [[Aspergers]], [[ADD]], [[OCD]], [[dyslexia]], [[bipolar disorder]], [[retarded|Downs Syndrome]], [[anorexia]], [[AIDs]], [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], [[attention whore|peanut allergies]], [[:File:Partyhardporygon.gif|migraine]] and [[necrophilia]], all while building a [[ethnic cleansing|nuclear bomb]] to [[pwn]] [[Japan]] - but not until [[Germany]] had been safely defeated... The only other conveniently dead geniuses who make these lists more often than Einstein are Tesla, Edison and Mozart.
 
While we're on this subject here's some [[lie|lies]] we wish parents would quit telling their [[unwarrented self importance|special snowflake]].
 
Einstein sucked at basic math. Math is like learning a language, in fact some people call it a language based on numbers instead of words, and new ideas and knowledge are built on top of old ones. Now, are we supposed to believe that someone who couldn't grasp that 2 plus 2 equals four or was unable to learn his multiplication tables could master advanced algebra,which makes use of basic math at times, or rock us with calculus?
 
Einstein was [[autistic]]. No he wasn't. There are actually colleagues of his that want to dispel this rumor. They actually say that Albert Einstein was very skilled socially, knew how to take a bath/shower, understood the rules of society and some will actually admit that they wouldn't let Einstein near their sister or mother because he was quite the lady's man.
 
Einstein only owned one suit and this prooves he was [[autistic]]. A long time ago, before computer programers were allowed to show up to work nude and with peanut butter and cheese dust all over themselves, places of employment had dress codes. For a University Professor it was usually the basic charcoal grey suit which is probably why so many pictures taken of Einstein at work look like he's always dressed the same.
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==Gallery==

{{Center|
<gallery>
File:Albert Einstein the collectivist kike.jpg|In regards to politics, Einstein was just another human-hating Marxist kike.
File:Chief Einstein.jpg
File:Young Einstein.jpg|Albert Einstein in his early years
File:Vision Test.png
Image:InfluentialMen.jpg|Albert Einstein in a typical classroom scene.
Image:Lulzgraph.JPG|Why the [[hack]] works.
File:Albert einstein.jpg|[[Rule 34]]'d
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==

* [[Bill Nye]] the Science Guy

* [[Eclipse]] It was an Eclipse that proved Einstein's theory that gravity can bend Space/Time.

* [[Nuclear War]]

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{{Jewseries}}
{{science}}

[[Category:Jews|Einstein, Albert]]

User:Matěj Suchánek/Sandbox

2024-07-09T01:24:36Z

Matěj Suchánek:

{{UserSandbox}}


DUH DUH DUH:

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed

2024-07-09T01:18:07Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Daniel Larson */

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[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]
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{{Notice|
*Post article suggestions here. '''Sign your posts.'''
*Before making general article proposals, check to see if one already exists by searching ED.
*Suggestions should be internet drama, institutions, or memes that are '''relevant.'''
*[[PROTIP]]: Nobody is going to create an article about some autistic furry that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]] from FurAffinity, or some butthurt nerd on DeviantART with only 3 watchers.}}
{{policy2|ED:SUGGEST}}

Archives:
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a7|December 30, 2014 - June 26, 2015]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a6|October 15, 2014 - December 29, 2014]]
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To add your suggestion, [[Special:NewSection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|start a new section at the bottom of the page]], and make sure you [[Talk page etiquette|sign your post]] by adding four tildes "~" at the end of it, like so:
<pre>==My cock doesn't work==
Guys, need help. how do I shot web? ~~~~</pre>

<big><big>'''Ready, GO!'''</big></big>

==Of Herbs and Altars==
addict and [[fat|former anorexic]] who talks about drugs, pro-ana, eugenia cooney, and a variety of other stuff a lot on her youtube channel.

==Palworld==
The totally awesome pal-catching game that lets you do things [[Pokemon]] never would, because Nintendo is run by a bunch of worthless cucks.

==Nikocado Avocado==
A morbidly obese fatass jerk who makes videos of himself fighting with his gay lover boy Orlin and eats lots of greasy junk food embarrassing himself to the world like a gay male stripper whore.
[[User:Kurinjimeeka|Kurinjimeeka]] ([[User talk:Kurinjimeeka|talk]]) 06:18, 16 October 2021 (EDT)
:{{check}} —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:43, 16 October 2021 (EDT)

<s>There is already a page for [[Nikocado Avocado]], but it needs work. Presuming you want more work done on it?</s> [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|BigMeatHuggins22]] ([[User talk:BigMeatHuggins22|talk]]) 09:24, 11 November 2021 (EST)
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Didn't check the dates like a dumbass. Seriously tho needs more stuff. kthxbye [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|BigMeatHuggins22]] ([[User talk:BigMeatHuggins22|talk]]) 09:26, 11 November 2021 (EST)

== Dan Sobel ==

Whiny Manchild Who is a Racist Manchild Who Makes GoAnimate Rants, Has His supporters bully his parents, Makes Rants, angry Message Videos, he is pure cringe and makes dance videos of him acting Like A Retard

Ktheiss77 [[User:Ktheiss77|Ktheiss77]] ([[User talk:Ktheiss77|talk]]) 21:46, 2 November 2021 (EDT)
:[[Shit no one cares about|Nobody gives a fuck]], he's just a typical GoFag. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:33, 11 November 2021 (EST)

==Geometry Dash==

A game that isn't an educational game more a ripoff of The Impossible Game-IHaveSoul
:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|50px]] —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 20:44, 12 November 2021 (EST)
::[[Geometry Dash|It exists]]. [[User:BirdPhone98|BirdPhone98]] ([[User talk:BirdPhone98|talk]]) 21:41, 13 August 2022 (EDT)

== Sheena Duquette ==

Kinda surprised that there isn't a page already about this bitch but here we go...

This Canadian, yes she did have to get a green card, cosplayer gained popularity after marrying the famous roosterteeth "animator" (massive weebs) Monty Oum. Sheena married this ex dancer and used her position to move up the ranks of RT, staring as a VA on rwby and being so shit at it that she was never asked again. When she isn't leaching off weebs too busy making anime to learn how to talk to another person, she lives off a steady income stream of simps.

Heres the fun part: besides Sheena being a perfect thing to put as the definition of a succubus, she also more then likely killed Monty and used his money to ping pong to her future victims. Monty was famously allergic to cats, but this fuckin ditz constantly brought strays into their house, leading to Monty having to visit the hospital after puffing up like a balloon. It was during one of these visits that Monty had a fatal allergic reaction to something in the hospital and kicked the bucket.
While people were grieving, most likely because of how much harder it would be to classify RWBY as an anime with the only Asian working on the show gone, Sheena took the opportunity to fuck off to bongland with some white knight, spending her hard looted Monty money.

Seems like it was just how she operated, growing up in plush Canadian private school luxury.

So after people called her out for her BS, look who shows up but the o so infamous Arin from Game grumps, trying to run cosplayer Akimbo.

Theres a lot of material out there and I really think that this is perfect material for AE.

Heres an example: https://original.lolcow.farm/pt/res/378647.html#380088

--[[User:Username|Username]] ([[User talk:Username|talk]]) 15:55, 26 November 2021 (EST)

== Slowpose10 ==

He goes apeshit everytime someone remixes his projects on a kiddie website called Scratch, and manipulates people to never remix his "projects" again, rendering him a Keegan Salisbury wannabe. He also is a racist and misogynist towards Asians and women.
:nobody cares [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 12:39, 9 December 2021 (EST)

==[[The Philmarillion]]==
[https://archive.org/details/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/page/n23/mode/2up Is this worth making a thread about?] [[User:Voninnenheraus|Voninnenheraus]] ([[User talk:Voninnenheraus|talk]]) 19:51, 18 December 2021 (EST)

Page created, if no one else wants to, I'll write it. [[User:Dr Jej|Dr Jej]] ([[User talk:Dr Jej|talk]]) 17:12, 2 March 2024 (EST)Dr JeJ

== Labour Party (UK) ==

It's amazing that there isn't an article about the British Labour Party at the moment. There's some REAL gold there as well, like how all momentum and a lot of the big brains there in bed with the communists, or how often Jeremy Corbyn sided with terrorists and shit. So much potential. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 08:48, 23 December 2021 (EST)

== New furfag page recommendations ==

Since the majority of furfags in the portal have either moved on or [[An Hero|solved the problem for us]], the portal list is so out of date they might as well be wearing powdered wigs. There are so so many that do warrant an article these days, so I'll list the ones I feel are the most deserving and we'll go from there, with a brief synopsis for WHY a page is deserved. Feel free to update this bullet list with your own suggestions, just post a threaded comment and sign.
* BigDaddySnek (sick fuck pedo and art thief ([https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furry-personal-army-thread.52687/page-36#post-5233617 link] and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furry-personal-army-thread.52687/page-36#post-5233617 link])
* DogPatchPress (annoying faggot who keeps inserting himself in the nazifur drama for clout, has a kiwifarms thread [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-lake-dogpatch-press-patch-o-furr-patch-packrat.31959/ here])
* Dottipink (camwhore who commissions bestiality porn of her OC and says it's awwight because her OC is her)
* Dionn Runk (plagairist faggot that ripped off premium vocaloid software)
* Tech Coyote (paranoid and mentally unstable furry raider lolcow. carries knives, pepper spray and guns on him at all times, connected to Kero)
Happy hunting anon, and remember - [[yiff_in_hell|the only good furfag is a dead one]]. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 18:52, 14 January 2022 (EST)
:Based [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:03, 14 January 2022 (EST)
::Decided to do an article on Dogpatch myself, got a work in progress [[User:BigMeatHuggins22/Dogpatchpress|right here]]. Feel free to make edits as well just make sure people are aware that he doesn't like Nazis [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 20:06, 15 January 2022 (EST)

== Tamers12345 ==

[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/tamers12345-sonicundergroundfan-tamers12345isme-oathkeepermelody.1236/ I think it's worth it to write a page on this guy. He's like another Sonic the Hedgehog fan but this time he's a huge fan of a mediocre cartoon based on the said franchise called Sonic Underground.]

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:36, 10 February 2022 (EST)

== Moar fan wiki pages ==

Yo, since most (if not all) of the [[Mirahaze]] and [[Wikia]] sub-articles haven't been last edited in more than 5 years, I was wondering if we should add [[moar|more]] of those wikis here, since the Wikipedia portal is dead af. --[[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 20:44, 12 February 2022 (EST)

:Add them to the articles then. [[User:Vuamremt|Vuamremt]] 20:51 12 February 2021 (EDT)

::Alright, just gotta find some [[shit|good]] ones first. I found this official [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Hub:Big_wikis list] that could help as well. --[[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 20:52, 12 February 2022 (EST)

== Junaid Hussain ==

This guy born on UK thought, anti-muslims people were wrong because not all muslims are terrorists so he hacked them, then he joins ISIS and gets a 40 year old woman to leave her husband and enlist their kids to ISIS, and then he is killed by military drones, [https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/109/ crazy shit] [[User:Sistemx|Sistemx]] ([[User talk:Sistemx|talk]]) 05:15, 19 February 2022 (EST)

==BigNastyShrek==

A fetishist furfag who drools over Chilli Heeler, a square dog from a children's show. Makes cringy fanfics and youtube videos
([https://www.youtube.com/c/Bignastyshrek His youtube channel] [https://www.deviantart.com/bignastyshrek His DA] and [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/bignastyshrek His FA]) [[User:NoOneSeesSense|NoOneSeesSense]] ([[User talk:NoOneSeesSense|talk]]) 09:08, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== togepi1125 ==

How there's no page on this guy yet, I haven't any idea. It's this one Korean guy with [[unlimited disposable income]] who commissions over a gorillion fucking images of macro falco. Guaranteed you fucking fags have seen at least one image he's commissioned. [https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/togepi1125/] [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 17:33, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== Simple question, call me a fag if you like, but I wanna do this right ==

I've never made an article before, and I want to make a French version of [[The Honkening]] for no reason other than to mock Canada for it's frog infestation. What's the best way to do it? Start it under my user page (Like User:Loldongs/L'Honkening) or should I start it under something like The Honkening/French? Let me know and sorry if this is the wrong place for this. 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 15:07, 31 March 2022 (EDT)

== Escarietson ==

An autistic batshit insane PPG Democratic Party cuck, January 6th thumping sperg with loads of [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]].

'''Samples of his liberaltardisms'''
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Re-Repeal-Ron-DeSantis-s-Executive-Orders-888705018 (Scroll to comments to see him sucking off CBS & CNN)
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Mami-Tomoe-Shoots-Ron-DeSantis-meme-891253222
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Grim-is-excited-about-the-Trump-Criminal-Probe-879971445
https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson
He's so bad that he's gotten many captures of his spergy om [[archive.org]]
https://web.archive.org/web/20220317124540/https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson

[[User:Copium69|Copium69]] ([[User talk:Ktheiss77|talk]]) 02:35, 4/01/2022 (EDT)

== Jellybean ==

A 16-year old [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] with [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|GOTIS]] who does nothing but scream into her microphone and upload shitty Minecraft parkour videos with a genderless, purple alien on the screen while making retarded facial gestures. You can also gaze upon her shitty [[Tiktok|DikCok]], where she essentially does the same thing. Powerword(s):PNGTuber, Comfort Streamer.

She is also responsible for starting a comment spam across YouTube where her fanbase comprised of mentally-retarded children and morons spam the phrase "It’s not a [[mistake]], it’s [[Cancer|a ✨MASTERPIECE✨]]" across every comment section on YouTube.

Jellybean is also responsible for the many clones that are just as autistic, such as RedVelvety, BeeseChurger 73 and MeowBahh, who are just as fucking annoying and carbon-copied as the last one.

[[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 16:27, June 7 2022 (PST)

[[Jellybean|This existed already.]] I'm so fucking retarded. [[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 10:37, 27 January 2024 (EST)

== Hayven ==
i simply require someone to fix the youtube video gallery on the [[Hayven]] article as it's broken and i have no idea how to get that shit to function properly. Also feel free to farm this cow and contribute the results to the article. -[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 17:43, 9 May 2022 (EDT)

update, have tried a multitude of things in attempt to fix the issues i've been having with this but so far nothing has worked, also some of the videos have been made private or removed.
another issue i'm having is the caption text for each video appearing for the wrong videos. -[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 08:45, 15 May 2022 (EDT)

== Amber Herd, also known as Amber Turd ==

Surprised to see that we don't have an article on this shitting bitch [[User:777|777]] ([[User talk:777|talk]]) 06:15, 6 June 2022 (EDT)

== proposition to kill the [[cheugy]] page ==
because we are NOT urbandictionary, we are ED. see [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_Is_Not]] also i marked the page to be killed for this exact reason but mariomario reverted that shit. probably the crappiest page to ever be allowed to remain on ED --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 20:35, 16 June 2022 (EDT)
:I support this proposition, that page serves pretty much no purpose and nothing links to that waste of server space that looks like a seven year old wrote it. [[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 15:29, 16 July 2022 (EDT)

==Deltarune==
Undertale but it's more gay 
Community is cancer 
-D4di69 [[User:D4di69|D4di69]] ([[User talk:D4di69|talk]]) 19:33, 14 July 2022 (EDT)
:Already in the Undertale page.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 16:47, 14 July 2022 (PT)

==Ouroboros Studios==
Made some shit sonic edgy fangame, Stole assets(including bgm from a fucking cars 2 game yes really), allegedly finished the only game out of spite, and made an underwear texture with "bad girl" written on. For maria, who is literally 12.
[[User:Themareksykes|Themareksykes]] ([[User talk:Themareksykes|talk]]) 02:33, 10 August 2022 (EDT)
:You don't need to put "-Themareksykes" when signing your posts, newfag. Also, literally who? Just create the article yourself. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:59, 20 August 2022 (EDT)

==Andrew Tate==
I'm surprised there isn't one on this guy yet.

Emory Andrew Tate III is a American-British guy who lives in Romania who him and his fanbase (which are mostly [[TikTok]] zoomers) believe that he is a "gigachad" or "based", but his opinions are all mostly bullshit.

He has this pyramid scheme where he teaches basic money things for $50 dollars a month. Since he lives in [[Romania]], they don't really have laws against grooming (which he does), and he is being investigated for human trafficking as of now.

His fanbase has made up this thing a lot like [[Jellybean]]'s fanbase with the "It's not a mistake, it's a MASTERPIECE", but instead its "Common Tate W" and "What color is your Bugatti?" (which they most likely don't even own one)

He is really popular on Tiktok, Instagram, and YouTube shorts at the time being. Clips are being uploaded, just use TikTok or Instagram for about 20 minutes and you'll see a few clips of him. He is literally brainwashing children.

All of his social media accounts have recently gotten banned also, according to his fans, he was banned for speaking truth.
[[User:Tnrlol|Tnrlol]] ([[User talk:Tnrlol|talk]]) 06:34, 25 August 2022 (EDT) TNRLOL

:I plan to have a go at the Tate article, I'm just going through several resources and videos to make sure I get the full story. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 11:35, 25 August 2022 (EDT)

::Pretty good introduction to the article. Might have to make a groomer portal at this rate. (and thank you for reminding me about the indent markup [[User:JanisJoplin|JJ]])
::--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 14:58, 27 August 2022 (EDT)
:2023 update: An '''[[Andrew Tate|Andrew Tate article]]''' now exists. --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 05:39, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Alphabet Lore ==

For some reason this webtoon become popular between 10-years-old kids. The series its about every letter trying to kill the F one because he is evil and do evil things.
--[[User:Pakman2600|Pakman2600]] ([[User talk:Pakman2600|talk]]) 12:36, 13 November 2022 (EST)

:That description sounds retarded, and doing a quick google this show looks like another children's cartoon that doesn't need an article. Looking at your userpage, looks like you're the target age and demographic. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 08:03, 14 November 2022 (EST)

== Hispachan ==
Idk how nobody has made an article about this <s>defunct by now</s> imageboard.

Hispachan was basically the [[spic]] version of [[4chan]], it was visited by people of all Latin America (And [[Spain]]), it existed since 2012 after stealing all its members from another death imageboard known as ÑChan, according to [[Shit|Alexa]] it became "the fifth most visited imageboard" during some time, and even got its own [[Know Your Meme]] entry [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/hispachan Link to the entry].

This site closed down just five months ago (By now), and most of their remaining users now habit their own [[8kun]] board and the Krautchan.rip hispanics paradise section.
[[User:DarkDelegation|DarkDelegation]] ([[User talk:DarkDelegation|talk]]) 23:50, 28 November 2022 (EST)

:If you're looking for anything Hispachan related, they have an active board of their own on [https://8chan.moe/hispachan/ 8moe]. Have fun going through all that. No habla espanol. --[[User:2MB|2MB]] ([[User talk:2MB|talk]]) 17:11, 11 December 2022 (EST)
:[[Hispachan]] -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 05:37, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== PreciousStar64 ==

A underage Mega Man Tranny Faggot who basically uses the word groomer to get what she wants. Is a faggot, has multiple partners and attempted an hero over the course of so many years, her artwork is comparable to that of Chris-Chan and well, I will shortly make a page as soon as it's allowed to be made. She's known as RockStar64 and "kins" Mega Man, she drew big boobied artwork of Mega Man and drew Piss Fetish art of Proto Man.

She also is easy to troll and an active lolcow. is 15/16 now Idk. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 01:28, 2 December 2022 (EST) Starscreaming

:Their art isn't even that bad compared to a lot of other awful deviantart/furaffinity artists. If she's actually done some entertainingly stupid beyond just terrible artwork, make the page; but otherwise, this looks like it'll be the 100th DeviantArt attack article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 03:52, 2 December 2022 (EST)

== HarleyTBS / CreepshowArt ==

This dude has so much fucking shit on him, he makes shit content and advocates for Minors not being shown NSFW yet he dismisses NSFW being shown in his server and retweets people that he claims has porn on their account and talks about nsfw WITH HIS MINOR centered "community" also lied about grooming

As for CreepshowArt, you already know why she's being added here. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 15:31, 11 December 2022 (EST)Starscreaming

:Good idea for an article, I'll add it to my list of shit to do. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

::I've done a [[CreepshowArt]] article. I'm not all that interested in Harley, someone else can do that if they want. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 10:37, 23 February 2023 (EST)

== Omori ==
A quirky indie horror RPG game that's essentially like [[Earthbound]] but it's a gay depressed version of Earthbound and more weeaboo.
The fanbase and communities of the game are chaotic about the game and the unfunny memes are retarded. [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 07:46, 15 December 2022 (EST)

:The fanbase is a bunch of embarrassing kids but there's not much controversy from the community itself. If there's some good drama or funny stories linked to that group, please say so and I'll happily draft an article. Otherwise, it'll just be the 1 millionth stub of an attack article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

==SuperStraight==
SuperStraight was a trolling campaign waged against transexual hypocrites who think it's "transphobic" for a str8 to not d8 a tranny, thus in the same fashion that all the lgbtqpfzbhfksd+ faggots create their own unique egocentric sexual identity, the straights made one of their own, denoting a regular heterosexual person attracted to cisgenders of the opposite sex. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 08:00, 25 December 2022 (EST)

:Good shout. I'll give it a go. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 05:52, 7 January 2023 (EST)

::I finished the [[Super Straight]] article a month ago, can't think of anything more to add to it. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 06:36, 21 February 2023 (EST)

== Character.AI ==

Character.AI is an AI website that originated on 4chan and served as a place for all the lonely incels and simps to roleplay with their waifu's. They are known for their suspicious ties with China as they are directly involved with another site that bears a striking similarity to it called ai-topia. The site before the filter incels were able to fuck their waifus but the sites devs have since put a broken filter that does nothing but cockblock normal chat's. The devs also don't like criticism and has taken it upon themselves to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING alongside hire minors as mods while the community engages in autistic sperging harassing 16 year olds. They are also behind the #boycottcharacterai movement on twitter. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 14:34, 22 January 2023 (EST) Starscreaming

==Midwest FurFest==
It surprises me that there isn't a page yet for the chlorine gas attack incident of the 2014 Midwest furfest, as mentioned in [[Fullerton Triple Homicide]] and a few other pages I remember reading. Maybe somebody should like make that article. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 22:39, 14 February 2023 (EST)

:Good idea, although besides the gas attack there isn't much to write about. I'll still give it a go and see if I think it's worth making into an article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

::I've made a very basic article on [[Midwest FurFest]]. Feel free to add more to it if you felt I've missed anything out. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 06:36, 21 February 2023 (EST)

== Sonic Savior ==

A 25 year old [[Autism|autistic]] faggot that is creepily obsessed with trying to acquire [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. He has done numerous shitty things, like stealing art from others, doing erotic roleplay on Discord, being extremely racist, and [[Pedophilia|diddling kids]]. He thinks that he is a time traveler, and fought in multiple battles in different universes, when really he's just a fucking idiot on drugs. He also created a pointless Kickstarter with the goal of acquiring the Sonic brand, making Sonic Adventure 3 even though nobody in the entire planet asked for it, and ban Sonic Frontiers. This guy has lolcow potential, and I think he deserves his own ED article. His Twitter posts have multiple comments containing evidence of his acts, and he constantly denies it. If you want to take a look at his nonsense, and get some ideas for an article of him, here's his Twitter: https://twitter.com/SonicSaviorr
I have a feeling this guy is gonna be the next Chris-Chan. --[[User:Greyeway|Greyeway]] ([[User talk:Greyeway|talk]]) 20:29, 22 February 2023 (EST)

:Taking a brief look at his twitter, he's one of millions making fun of themselves online. He's embarrassing, sure, but he isn't doing anything that hasn't been seen before. He also doesn't have many people following him, neither fans nor detractors. If you think he's "the next Chris-Chan", write the article and prove it, because he doesn't seem all that special to me. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 03:54, 23 February 2023 (EST)

::Okay, I've made a basic article for him. It's not the best, but with some help from other wiki users, we can expose this guy for who he really is. Everyone is welcome to edit the page, and examine the links for any evidence. Link to article: [[Sonic Savior]] --[[User:Greyeway|Greyeway]] ([[User talk:Greyeway|talk]]) 17:24, 5 March 2023 (EST)

:::Doesn't seem like there's much about this guy except he has an edgy streak and is clearly a bit of a sperg. I also don't think an article should open with him "consuming lots of drugs" as your first introduction, if he's supposedly such an "epic lolcow" and "the next chris chan". I'd recommend adding more than a video and one screencap. If his only crimes are a childish obsession with sonic and trying too hard to be edgy; I don't think he deserves an article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:59, 6 March 2023 (EST)

==DreamybullXXX (Ambatukam guy)==
DreamybullXXX (Perrell Laquarious Brown) is a bisexual man mostly known for the "Ambatukam" meme, but he's also steals, he has 2 crimes committed from stealing 200 dollars from a cash register, stealing a phone, and also he scams his viewers.
While he was live-streaming, he got angry at his wife (Suzzanna Harkins Brown, aka sweetbunnyivory) and started talking about the money for the wedding, and money for weed and how she has to stop sharing with her friends because of how expensive it is, he also said they are in debt because of weed. He is also a gym trainer, who literally fucking masturbates in the gym and uploads it to OnlyFans.

Unlike "The Erotic Barber" who appreciates the memes, dreamy is mad at his "trolls". Usually blocking them, tweeting about them, and at one point he privated it account. He also called the police at least 2 times.
It's also worth noting that he has two kids. [[User:Tnrlol|Tnrlol]] ([[User talk:Tnrlol|talk]]) 14:16, 3 March 2023 (EST)

:Sounds interesting, I'll have a look for some good sources and possibly get an article going. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:59, 6 March 2023 (EST)

::I second an article on Dreamy, would also be willing to contribute to it. I've been following his nonsense for a while now, and there's a hell of a lot of bizarre lore to him that OP has only scratched the surface of here. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 08:59, 13 April 2023 (EDT)

:::[[Dreamybullxxx|An article]] has been created on him but it's extremely messy. I'm in the process of doing a total rewrite and will update it soon. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 14:46, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

== [[Anime News Network]] ==

This article is shit and years out of date. Needs updated with the new head honcho Lynzee Loveridge, some of the lulz that's shown up on them since then, and other staff like [[Heterosexual|Nicholas Dupree]], James Beckett, [[Kotaku|Richard Eisenbeis]], [[Shit no one cares about|Theron Martin]] (who is now retired), etc. [[Narcissistic personality disorder|Caitlin Moore]] is enough of a lolcow she may or may not deserve her own article like Zac. Might as well make an article on Anime Feminist too. Also wtf MarzGurl was never ANN staff why is she on this article? --[[User:Analogman|Analogman]] ([[User talk:Analogman|talk]]) 19:02, 5 March 2023 (EST)

== That Vegan Teacher ==

Some [[Psychopath|crazy-batshit-insane]] [[Vegetarian|vegan]] who gaslights people into thinking veganism is good. She attacked many YouTubers for eating meat! She said the [[Nigger|n word]] in an attempt to justify using the word. She made fun of someone because their friend died of malnutrition because said person whose friend died wasn't vegan!
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:50, 16 March 2023 (EDT)
:thumbs up [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:01, 16 March 2023 (EDT)

::I'll give it a go. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:47, 17 March 2023 (EDT)

==Thug Hunters==
I noticed a page called [[Thug Posting]], but its complete shit and I think it should be renamed to '''Thug Hunters''' and talk about the gay interracial porn series which said posting is about. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 19:08, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

:Looks like the page got moved to [[User:Baka/Thug Posting]] for being a crapstub, I'll leave him a message and perhaps the three of us can make a decent article out of it. Since it's pretty bare, I think the page title should stay as thug posting, so we can include sections for individuals who aren't part of the Thug Hunter series, but are still integral to the thug meme/lore/universe (Brandon the Erotic Barber, and Dreamy Bull, as mentioned in a section above) and maybe they can splinter off into their own separate pages if relevant enough. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 20:28, 11 May 2023 (EDT)

:made it myself finally (see: [[Thug Shakers]]) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:43, 7 February 2024 (EST)

:oops! I mean [[Thug Hunters]]! [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:44, 7 February 2024 (EST)

== Smash Bandicoot ==

Some autistic 18 year old sperg who attacks random people and has a recolor of crash bandicoot. Was torn to shreds by Lio and The Senate, is a rip lolcow [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 23:27, 5 May 2023 (EDT)Starscreaming

== Gacha Club / Gacha Life ==

Gacha Life is a dress up "game" that is both a hub for gambling and or gacha games, it's mostly for little kids to make porn and other illicit content, it has since been known as the game that has a bunch of cringy content made. Gacha Life is the distant cousin of Vyond/GoAnimate often the two go hand and hand with one another. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 22:09, 8 May 2023 (EDT)Starscreaming

== Nice Doge / 【AN】Community ==

Definitely a strange specimen, not as degenerate as someone like Chris Chan but just as retarded.

Nice Doge is an aspie, dictator-roleplaying/Hitler dickriding, DeviantArt furfag lolcow who owns a Garry's Mod server known as [https://www.youtube.com/@-authoritarian_nation/about "AN: Daylight at Freddys FnafRP"]. The "AN" literally stands for "Authoritarian Nation", because like your average discord mod, ruling over his virtual palace is the only semblance of control and power he has in his life.

His server is notorious for having [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1029 weird, sexual content of FNAF characters] (including the [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1033 now-defunct "Rapist" role], replaced with the "Creepy Uncle"). It's also known for hiring jannies like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIBsvbvJcU&ab_channel=0Exn Idubbbz from AliExpress (aka 0exn)], an edge lord who likes to [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=171 jerk his 90-degree-angled cock to jailbait.] We also have FrostyYT, a furfag with a [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=607 beastiality fetish he promotes to his Discord kittens.] He also has a thing for [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=639 rape], because he is well aware the only person he would even be close to having sex with is his cellmate Tyrone when he gets thrown in the [[Party_Van|Party Van]] for what he did to Mr. Whiskers.

Nice Doge is also infamous for creating [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=865 hundreds of alt accounts] to roleplay having an authoritarian community of kids who actually enjoy his presence, despite the fact [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=691 the servers are full of NPCs to drive numbers] because nobody likes playing his shitty mod. To add insult to injury, the Youtube channel of this server contains what can only be described as [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=900 government-designed sleeper agent activation] so advanced, it could mobilize an army of a thousand [[Audrey Hale|Audrey Hales.]]

Nice Doge and his community of tards were recently brought to light by a JewTuber known as [https://www.youtube.com/@BubGames "Bub Lames"]. He's famous for being an Aussie fag who minges on Garry Mod servers, and whose love for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYXqWWtDs0&ab_channel=BubFilms slurping down sausage rolls] can only be rivaled by his love of [[Big_Black_Cock|stiff cocks]]. (Fun fact: Frosty would end up having the [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=586 same love for sausage rolls] as him. Do what you will with this information.) Despite this, he has the special power of not being autistic, which allows him to [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=925 run circles around Nice Doge during his interviews,] allowing him to make more of an ass of himself than what was previously thought possible.

This all culminates in the final part of his interview, in which he finds out that Nice Doge has [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1067 somehow managed to get e-pussy from a teenage girl on his Discord server], which Nice Doge immediately tries to refute. He disputes the claim by fumbling around with his ballsack for a few minutes, before [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1249 sending a screenshot that ends up proving he did it anyways.] A defense that would make OJ Simpson's court case look like a 2-minute segment on Judge Judy.

Of course, upon the release of his VICE News case study about how autistic he and his friends are, Nice Doge would go into PR mode and would send over a hundred responses to those [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ouxmwBrxs&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fsonichu.com%2F&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=TheCWCvilleAuditorium dang, dirty trolls] in the [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=634 comment section of Bub Lames' video.] He would then waddle over to his Discord server and try to get his [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=651 adoring fanbase of children to raid his channel], not remembering that all of his "fans" were those alt accounts he made a few months prior. Upon realizing this would not work, he proceeded to get down on all fours and [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=706 lick the peanut butter off of Bub Lames' ballsack] in order to try and get the video taken down out of pity. When this also did not work, he called up his uncle who works for Tony Soprano, and threatened him by saying that the 300-pound ogre minions who work for the Italian Mafia [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=796 would be flying to Australia and kicking his ass.]

After all this, Nice Doge and his circle of fags continues to be milked for LOLs by trolls who came from Youtube. If you would like to participate, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkND2f_DZfw&ab_channel=PatrickBateman I'll be leaving their business cards down here].

His Discord group: https://discord.com/invite/nations

His Steam Account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/lookedmsofurtkhwseik

His Jewtube account: https://www.youtube.com/@-authoritarian_nation/featured

Hope you'll consider writing, I'd do it myself but I'm new here and don't know the layout too well. :)

[[User:Dthegreat|"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018]] ([[User talk:Dthegreat|talk]]) 16:02, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

==Panya Khamrab==
I think some EDitor can do this without problem, but, i can´t do it by myself cause im very busy in other stuff.
The page i am suggesting is the mass shooter Panya Khamrab page, cause in october 2022, shooted up a kindergarten killing a lot off ppl and commit suicide.
It will be interesting reading that page.
[[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]] ([[User talk:ForcedMeme|talk]]) 8:28, 17 june 2023 (EST)

==Gary Plauche==
Man who murdered his son's child molester on camera and got off with community service because the jury thought he was based. {{Unsigned|Pope Urban VI}}
:write it then. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:48, 31 July 2023 (EDT)

==Goonclown==
Is anyone planning to do an article on Goonclown? If not I'll have a go at it, but I want to make sure I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 17:42, 16 August 2023 (EDT)
:Nah. You do it. Hopefully it isn't something retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 17:06, 17 August 2023 (EDT)
::I was planning on it before the Soyjak/KF dox, he was yet another personal cow of mine, but I became too busy IRL. I'm more than happy to collaborate if you end up making a draft. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 14:51, 1 October 2023 (EDT)
::::Did anyone get to finishing said draft? I'd be willing to collaborate and help polishing it. [[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 10:54, 27 January 2024 (EST)

== Goanipedia ==

Of course, the goanimate retards have a shitty wiki. --[[User:Tedmcbur|Tedmcbur]] ([[User talk:Tedmcbur|talk]]) 18:11, 27 September 2023 (EDT)
:You could just add a section to the [[GoAnimate]] page dedicated to this dead spergfest of a wiki. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:14, 27 September 2023 (EDT)

==ADHD template==
If someone reads this crap, please add a ADHD template for uncontrolable retards.
[[Image:Miniflagspain.png]][[User:ForcedMeme|Forcedmeme]] [[User talk:ForcedMeme|Talk to mi]][[Image:Miniflagspain.png]]

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== Pokimane ==

Greedy streamer bitch who leads a massive army of degenerate simps and cucks who defend her every time she does stupid shit online. Most recently started selling some lame ass cookies for $28 a pop, however it was discovered that these cookies were basically just stolen from another already existing cookie brand lol. [[User:Devilman|Devilman]] ([[User talk:Devilman|talk]]) 18:25, 10 December 2023 (EST)
:Strong +1. There is no reason this bitch shouldn't have an article. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:49, 10 December 2023 (EST)

: And she isn't even that attractive. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:42, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== King Von ==

Chicago serial killer nigger who became famous off of making drill songs about other teenage niggers who he had actually killed IRL. He was arrested for murder in 2014 but got away with it in 2017 because the Chicago Police Department is retarded. In an ironic act of karma, he was killed by rival nigger Lul Tim in 2020 after trying to punch his friend lol. Autopsy pictures of his dead ass were quickly leaked all over the internet and are readily accessible.

One of my nigger co workers told me that he was only doing rap to kill more niggas. In addition he also said he was a known drug dealer by pretty much everyone around him but he only sold old lady drugs like percocet.

== Screenshot of 4chan home page before 2007 ==

Does anyone by chance have a screenshot of what the 4chan front page looked like before its 2007 redesign? The [[4chan]] article has a screenshot after its redesign, but without a screenshot before it, readers have nothing to compare it to. --[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 20:56, 17 December 2023 (EST)

I've found a screenshot of 4chan that was taken in 2005.
[[File:4chan 2005 Screenshot.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Screenshot taken in 2005]]

[[User:Horizon|Horizon]] ([[User talk:Horizon|talk]]) 05:05, 31 December 2023 (EST)

: Amazing, [[user:Horizon]]! Thanks, man! Did you make this screenshot? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 17:23, 24 January 2024 (EST)

No, I found it online [[user:CurtainMan]] [[User:Horizon|Horizon]] ([[User talk:Horizon|talk]]) 11:26, 27 January 2024 (EST)

==Gimp suit==
I know this isn't a very trend-worthy topic, but gimps are just so fucking funny. This article should go into detail about their lifestyle and their cultural significance (see [[Postal 2]] and [[Pulp Fiction]] for example). [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 12:49, 16 January 2024 (EST)

==Amy Schneider==
Amy Schneider[[⚧]] (real name: Thomas E Schneider) is the "most [[man|successful women]] in [[tv|Jeopardy]] history", which is of course a blatant lie because "she" is really a '''he'''. Anyways HE wrote a really embarrassing biography called ''In The Form of a Question'', which for the most part just details his livelihood of sexual deviancy, from his simple beginnings of liking girly stuff to getting hooked on sissy hypno to having a polyamorous relationship with his wife to going to crossingdressing fetish bars and finally becoming a full blown trooner. Its honestly baffling how much of his life was shaped by pure sexual fetishization, and of course he has a severe case of unwarranted self-importance and ''looooves'' to smugly gloat over it to. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 13:56, 16 January 2024 (EST)
: you're gonna see this a lot more of this in every category of life. Firstly and mostly in sports but it'll eventually be every single field men dominated 100 years ago. This is an inevitable, natural response to [[feminism]]. Don't fight it. Just laugh and enjoy the clown show, and remember it started with that clown Gloria Steinberg, not the new clown Tom Schneider. [[User:Zaphraud|Zaphraud]] ([[User talk:Zaphraud|talk]]) 11:11, 25 February 2024 (EST)

== Project 2025 ==

Theres no article on Project 2025 yet i think somebody should make it
[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 11:03, 22 January 2024 (EST)

== Savage Sentral ==

Some internet "nobody" who is known as a low budget mamamax. Exposes creeps in the DDLC Community and actively is known for festering an edgy fanbase who harassed a Victim of Grooming and Incest. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 01:52, 28 January 2024 (EST)Starscreaming

==Ryan Brewer==
Its the Burger King guy. To be clear, the guy who wore a Burger King crown and shouted the enwerd on an air liner before being kicked off. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 21:44, 28 January 2024 (EST)

:wrote it my self. It could use some more edits, so you can take the initiative to edit it more though. (see: [[Ryan Brewer]]) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:47, 7 February 2024 (EST)

==Bluey==
Australian kids show involving anthropomorphic dogs. Has a fanbase of 5 year olds and also weird adults. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:17, 5 February 2024 (EST)

== The Loud House: Revamped ==

One of the longest form of literacy despite being half of the loud house scripts, only changing nothing with his mary sue of a self insert. This whole fanfiction was written by a 40 year old man child who doesn't want concrit.

This is also creepy when you realize his self insert is young and he complimented a 17 year old.

Fun Fact: this story is ongoing with 2000 chapters crossing over and it's strayed far away from TLH as it's become an orgy for crossover.

Also obligatory ripe lolcow post.

This fanfiction is longer than the entire bible!

[[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 05:21, 16 February 2024 (EST) Starscreaming

==Aaron Bushnell==
A member of the US air force who set himself on fire in an act of protest. https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/who-was-aaron-bushnell-us-air-force-member-who-set-himself-on-fire/ [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 00:13, 27 February 2024 (EST)

== The Amazing Digital Circus ==

Another Content Farm that was made for autistic losers, which caused the new onslaught of ElsaGate. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 19:17, 28 February 2024 (EST)Starscreaming

== Twenty one pilots ==

Surprised there isn't an article on this band. Their music and fanbase is pretty cringeworthy. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 14:00, 2 March 2024 (EST)
: [[User:Coelacanth/Twenty_one_pilots|created it]] [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 01:18, 7 March 2024 (EST)

==Bluefolf==
trannyfur who was allegedly assulted in public and filmed himself shitting onto a plate. (kiwifarms thread for more info: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/caden-wayne-scholeck-jade-scholeck-bluefolf-blue.130776/page-79#post-17925347 ) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 04:02, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

==Crocus City Hall attack==
I'm sure we all know what this is at this point. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 18:31, 25 March 2024 (EDT)

:I'm a lil busy atm, but will try.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 01:48, 26 March 2024 (EDT)

==Joshua Block/Worldoftshirts==
A TikToker with severe alcohol dependency from New York that had his previous wiki page [https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1c1arkx/this_loser_deleted_the_wiki_page_with_all_sources baleted] [https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1c1fhtx/i_need_your_help_with_finding_sources_for_the/ from Fandom]. He is known for his city tours, harassing/being harassed by locals, and the "drink counter" account on TikTok. Just use [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZRia4ZO3-hXHXO1OG_dj7FMn2odf1d9GY-B_fpUOzAE/ this backup] for an article. How tf isn't this on ED yet ([https://www.tiktok.com/@worldoftshirts TikTok]) ([https://www.instagram.com/worldoftshirts/ Instagram]) [[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 17:55, 12 April 2024 (EDT)

== Kevin Leonardo ==

Guy who posted his bare asshole on YouTube. Among other things. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:01, 19 April 2024 (EDT)

==Daniel Foodist Man / Foodizen==
the internet troll responsible for the "Jacksepticeye's Dad deserved it" meme and many other examples of commendable tomfoolery. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 21:36, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

== Daniel Larson ==

Daniel Larson (or Dannyboy as I like to call him) is a 25 yr old man who enjoys shoving toothbrushes in his ass and has gained infamy on TikTok since ~2021. Also very notable Weens following him everywhere he goes. Recently he may be sentenced to 60 years in prison and his Weens are getting investigated by the fucking FBI. He's a perfect candidate for an article in my opinion [[User:Pringleslover34|Pringleslover34]] ([[User talk:Pringleslover34|talk]]) 18:56, 5 May 2024 (EDT)

Pringleslover34, dannyboy aka dannyS712 is good fodder, as long as FBI is involved and they fuck things up like gay porn collecting dude at 1996 Olympics... GO FOR IT!!!

Richard Jewell, a security guard at the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta, saved countless lives after he found a backpack full of pipe bombs at a concert event, but the media and FBI soon turned on him.

== One click Protection of own pages for senior editors from The Butthurt... ==

girlOnInternet blocked encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales (and many more of his socks encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Admin&diff=prev&oldid=1874602) aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx THE BUTTHURT..

Makes no sense to waste time fighting butthurt trolls and then wasting more time reporting them to administrators, when will this option be available as crappy mywikibiz has it? 13:07, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

yea and she blocked you too, total disrespect of somebody's time... in same way wiki-pedo-ians do forgetting there are side effects to such blocks, as many block are reported on blog, forum sites were you seldom get blocked for speaking your mind out!

OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-09T01:14:45Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Links */

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their new album to ODB!!}}
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they're the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>-NUjUnz6XEE</youtube>
|<youtube>Pw9chjrLqnQ</youtube>
|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
|<youtube>tOjET8pd2yo</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-09T01:14:17Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* External Link */

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their new album to ODB!!}}
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they're the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

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==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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Talk:OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-09T01:12:49Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* I was in touch with him... */

ODB is also a well known [[wrestler]] in TNA, you fucking idiots!
:This guy is awesome. A shame he died. - [[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]] 13:10, 30 October 2011 (CET)

== What if........ ==

If anyone cared they could had sent him a cat on his doorstep to keep him alive. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 12:49, 26 July 2012 (EDT)

Shouldn't his article be restricted for admins only to prevent filthy hands pry and defecate on it? Just a suggestion. [[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]] 23:48, 23 October 2012 (EDT)

== Two years today ==

[[File:Beasties tribute.jpg|thumb|right|Miss you .... <3 - [[User:Alliecat|Alliecat]] 01:55, 31 October 2012 (EDT)]]

==The Service==
Myself, Alliecat, and SubSeven went down on a road trip for the show representing ED. I cried like a little bitch when we went out in the backyard where he shot himself. I left my tie wrapped around the tree as a gesture of love. Also: The rickrolling by bagpiper is totally true. I cry/laughed as it happened. Fucking bastard, trolling us from beyond the grave. --[[User:Drunkenlazybastard|Drunkenlazybastard]] 05:11, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

== The funeral video of ODB got deleted.. ==

Please, if somebody has that video, they will be appreciated.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 11:18, 16 August 2022 (EDT)

== I was in touch with him circa 2007... ==

Pretty good guy when it came to replying emails... so many people these days give you silent treatment even in church... it seems they think they are very special... I also noticed phenomena when idiots call you they dont leave voicemail and im supposed to know somebody called me and i am required to call dumbass back! [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:08, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-09T01:10:31Z

Matěj Suchánek:

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their new album to ODB!!}}
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they're the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
|<youtube>tOjET8pd2yo</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==External Link==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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Talk:OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-09T01:08:23Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* I was in touch with him... */ new section

ODB is also a well known [[wrestler]] in TNA, you fucking idiots!
:This guy is awesome. A shame he died. - [[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]] 13:10, 30 October 2011 (CET)

== What if........ ==

If anyone cared they could had sent him a cat on his doorstep to keep him alive. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 12:49, 26 July 2012 (EDT)

Shouldn't his article be restricted for admins only to prevent filthy hands pry and defecate on it? Just a suggestion. [[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]] 23:48, 23 October 2012 (EDT)

== Two years today ==

[[File:Beasties tribute.jpg|thumb|right|Miss you .... <3 - [[User:Alliecat|Alliecat]] 01:55, 31 October 2012 (EDT)]]

==The Service==
Myself, Alliecat, and SubSeven went down on a road trip for the show representing ED. I cried like a little bitch when we went out in the backyard where he shot himself. I left my tie wrapped around the tree as a gesture of love. Also: The rickrolling by bagpiper is totally true. I cry/laughed as it happened. Fucking bastard, trolling us from beyond the grave. --[[User:Drunkenlazybastard|Drunkenlazybastard]] 05:11, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

== The funeral video of ODB got deleted.. ==

Please, if somebody has that video, they will be appreciated.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 11:18, 16 August 2022 (EDT)

== I was in touch with him... ==

Pretty good guy, replied to emails fast... [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:08, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Admin

2024-07-09T01:05:05Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus and deserves to be unblocked */

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus and deserves to be unblocked===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not antandrus especially writingSnowman and Geo Swan are from wikialpha.org

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024 katowice and uncle stalin and bunch of drunk poles who drank themselves to death in katyn.

Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone... and he clearly is butthurt, he had to go afer site about him: https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875488

DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt, no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

As you did on june 29, Upgrade my membership, I can't be administrator, but I should be allowed to block myspace pages, vandalized by the butthurt pussies!

Except for needed edits, im not wasting limited time here... email me for more info! [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:04, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Admin

2024-07-09T01:04:47Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Antandrus */ upgrade, nobody watches articles here, protection needed! also make no sense editting when you can get blocked out of the blue just like that!

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus and deserves to be unblocked===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not antandrus especially writingSnowman and Geo Swan are from wikialpha.org

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024 katowice and uncle stalin and bunch of drunk poles who drank themselves to death in katyn.

Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone... and he clearly is butthurt, he had to go afer site about him: https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875488

DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt, no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

As you did on june 29, Upgrade my membership, I can't be administrator, but I should be allowed to block myspace pages, vandalized by the butthurt pussies!

Except for needed edits, im not wasting limited time... email me for more info! [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:04, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

User:Matěj Suchánek/Sandbox

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed

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Matěj Suchánek: /* Daniel Larson */

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''See also [[Special:WantedPages|Wanted Pages]] and [[Special:WantedFiles|Wanted Files]]''

{{Notice|
*Post article suggestions here. '''Sign your posts.'''
*Before making general article proposals, check to see if one already exists by searching ED.
*Suggestions should be internet drama, institutions, or memes that are '''relevant.'''
*[[PROTIP]]: Nobody is going to create an article about some autistic furry that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]] from FurAffinity, or some butthurt nerd on DeviantART with only 3 watchers.}}
{{policy2|ED:SUGGEST}}

Archives:
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a7|December 30, 2014 - June 26, 2015]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a6|October 15, 2014 - December 29, 2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a5|March 18, 2014 - September 30, 2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a4|September 20, 2013 - February 26, 2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a3|October 31, 2012 - August 31, 2013]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a2|January 1, 2012 - October 20, 2012]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/2011|June 22, 2011 - December 31, 2011]]

To add your suggestion, [[Special:NewSection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|start a new section at the bottom of the page]], and make sure you [[Talk page etiquette|sign your post]] by adding four tildes "~" at the end of it, like so:
<pre>==My cock doesn't work==
Guys, need help. how do I shot web? ~~~~</pre>

<big><big>'''Ready, GO!'''</big></big>

==Of Herbs and Altars==
addict and [[fat|former anorexic]] who talks about drugs, pro-ana, eugenia cooney, and a variety of other stuff a lot on her youtube channel.

==Palworld==
The totally awesome pal-catching game that lets you do things [[Pokemon]] never would, because Nintendo is run by a bunch of worthless cucks.

==Nikocado Avocado==
A morbidly obese fatass jerk who makes videos of himself fighting with his gay lover boy Orlin and eats lots of greasy junk food embarrassing himself to the world like a gay male stripper whore.
[[User:Kurinjimeeka|Kurinjimeeka]] ([[User talk:Kurinjimeeka|talk]]) 06:18, 16 October 2021 (EDT)
:{{check}} —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:43, 16 October 2021 (EDT)

<s>There is already a page for [[Nikocado Avocado]], but it needs work. Presuming you want more work done on it?</s> [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|BigMeatHuggins22]] ([[User talk:BigMeatHuggins22|talk]]) 09:24, 11 November 2021 (EST)
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Didn't check the dates like a dumbass. Seriously tho needs more stuff. kthxbye [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|BigMeatHuggins22]] ([[User talk:BigMeatHuggins22|talk]]) 09:26, 11 November 2021 (EST)

== Dan Sobel ==

Whiny Manchild Who is a Racist Manchild Who Makes GoAnimate Rants, Has His supporters bully his parents, Makes Rants, angry Message Videos, he is pure cringe and makes dance videos of him acting Like A Retard

Ktheiss77 [[User:Ktheiss77|Ktheiss77]] ([[User talk:Ktheiss77|talk]]) 21:46, 2 November 2021 (EDT)
:[[Shit no one cares about|Nobody gives a fuck]], he's just a typical GoFag. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:33, 11 November 2021 (EST)

==Geometry Dash==

A game that isn't an educational game more a ripoff of The Impossible Game-IHaveSoul
:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|50px]] —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 20:44, 12 November 2021 (EST)
::[[Geometry Dash|It exists]]. [[User:BirdPhone98|BirdPhone98]] ([[User talk:BirdPhone98|talk]]) 21:41, 13 August 2022 (EDT)

== Sheena Duquette ==

Kinda surprised that there isn't a page already about this bitch but here we go...

This Canadian, yes she did have to get a green card, cosplayer gained popularity after marrying the famous roosterteeth "animator" (massive weebs) Monty Oum. Sheena married this ex dancer and used her position to move up the ranks of RT, staring as a VA on rwby and being so shit at it that she was never asked again. When she isn't leaching off weebs too busy making anime to learn how to talk to another person, she lives off a steady income stream of simps.

Heres the fun part: besides Sheena being a perfect thing to put as the definition of a succubus, she also more then likely killed Monty and used his money to ping pong to her future victims. Monty was famously allergic to cats, but this fuckin ditz constantly brought strays into their house, leading to Monty having to visit the hospital after puffing up like a balloon. It was during one of these visits that Monty had a fatal allergic reaction to something in the hospital and kicked the bucket.
While people were grieving, most likely because of how much harder it would be to classify RWBY as an anime with the only Asian working on the show gone, Sheena took the opportunity to fuck off to bongland with some white knight, spending her hard looted Monty money.

Seems like it was just how she operated, growing up in plush Canadian private school luxury.

So after people called her out for her BS, look who shows up but the o so infamous Arin from Game grumps, trying to run cosplayer Akimbo.

Theres a lot of material out there and I really think that this is perfect material for AE.

Heres an example: https://original.lolcow.farm/pt/res/378647.html#380088

--[[User:Username|Username]] ([[User talk:Username|talk]]) 15:55, 26 November 2021 (EST)

== Slowpose10 ==

He goes apeshit everytime someone remixes his projects on a kiddie website called Scratch, and manipulates people to never remix his "projects" again, rendering him a Keegan Salisbury wannabe. He also is a racist and misogynist towards Asians and women.
:nobody cares [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 12:39, 9 December 2021 (EST)

==[[The Philmarillion]]==
[https://archive.org/details/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/page/n23/mode/2up Is this worth making a thread about?] [[User:Voninnenheraus|Voninnenheraus]] ([[User talk:Voninnenheraus|talk]]) 19:51, 18 December 2021 (EST)

Page created, if no one else wants to, I'll write it. [[User:Dr Jej|Dr Jej]] ([[User talk:Dr Jej|talk]]) 17:12, 2 March 2024 (EST)Dr JeJ

== Labour Party (UK) ==

It's amazing that there isn't an article about the British Labour Party at the moment. There's some REAL gold there as well, like how all momentum and a lot of the big brains there in bed with the communists, or how often Jeremy Corbyn sided with terrorists and shit. So much potential. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 08:48, 23 December 2021 (EST)

== New furfag page recommendations ==

Since the majority of furfags in the portal have either moved on or [[An Hero|solved the problem for us]], the portal list is so out of date they might as well be wearing powdered wigs. There are so so many that do warrant an article these days, so I'll list the ones I feel are the most deserving and we'll go from there, with a brief synopsis for WHY a page is deserved. Feel free to update this bullet list with your own suggestions, just post a threaded comment and sign.
* BigDaddySnek (sick fuck pedo and art thief ([https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furry-personal-army-thread.52687/page-36#post-5233617 link] and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furry-personal-army-thread.52687/page-36#post-5233617 link])
* DogPatchPress (annoying faggot who keeps inserting himself in the nazifur drama for clout, has a kiwifarms thread [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-lake-dogpatch-press-patch-o-furr-patch-packrat.31959/ here])
* Dottipink (camwhore who commissions bestiality porn of her OC and says it's awwight because her OC is her)
* Dionn Runk (plagairist faggot that ripped off premium vocaloid software)
* Tech Coyote (paranoid and mentally unstable furry raider lolcow. carries knives, pepper spray and guns on him at all times, connected to Kero)
Happy hunting anon, and remember - [[yiff_in_hell|the only good furfag is a dead one]]. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 18:52, 14 January 2022 (EST)
:Based [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:03, 14 January 2022 (EST)
::Decided to do an article on Dogpatch myself, got a work in progress [[User:BigMeatHuggins22/Dogpatchpress|right here]]. Feel free to make edits as well just make sure people are aware that he doesn't like Nazis [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 20:06, 15 January 2022 (EST)

== Tamers12345 ==

[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/tamers12345-sonicundergroundfan-tamers12345isme-oathkeepermelody.1236/ I think it's worth it to write a page on this guy. He's like another Sonic the Hedgehog fan but this time he's a huge fan of a mediocre cartoon based on the said franchise called Sonic Underground.]

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:36, 10 February 2022 (EST)

== Moar fan wiki pages ==

Yo, since most (if not all) of the [[Mirahaze]] and [[Wikia]] sub-articles haven't been last edited in more than 5 years, I was wondering if we should add [[moar|more]] of those wikis here, since the Wikipedia portal is dead af. --[[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 20:44, 12 February 2022 (EST)

:Add them to the articles then. [[User:Vuamremt|Vuamremt]] 20:51 12 February 2021 (EDT)

::Alright, just gotta find some [[shit|good]] ones first. I found this official [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Hub:Big_wikis list] that could help as well. --[[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 20:52, 12 February 2022 (EST)

== Junaid Hussain ==

This guy born on UK thought, anti-muslims people were wrong because not all muslims are terrorists so he hacked them, then he joins ISIS and gets a 40 year old woman to leave her husband and enlist their kids to ISIS, and then he is killed by military drones, [https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/109/ crazy shit] [[User:Sistemx|Sistemx]] ([[User talk:Sistemx|talk]]) 05:15, 19 February 2022 (EST)

==BigNastyShrek==

A fetishist furfag who drools over Chilli Heeler, a square dog from a children's show. Makes cringy fanfics and youtube videos
([https://www.youtube.com/c/Bignastyshrek His youtube channel] [https://www.deviantart.com/bignastyshrek His DA] and [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/bignastyshrek His FA]) [[User:NoOneSeesSense|NoOneSeesSense]] ([[User talk:NoOneSeesSense|talk]]) 09:08, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== togepi1125 ==

How there's no page on this guy yet, I haven't any idea. It's this one Korean guy with [[unlimited disposable income]] who commissions over a gorillion fucking images of macro falco. Guaranteed you fucking fags have seen at least one image he's commissioned. [https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/togepi1125/] [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 17:33, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== Simple question, call me a fag if you like, but I wanna do this right ==

I've never made an article before, and I want to make a French version of [[The Honkening]] for no reason other than to mock Canada for it's frog infestation. What's the best way to do it? Start it under my user page (Like User:Loldongs/L'Honkening) or should I start it under something like The Honkening/French? Let me know and sorry if this is the wrong place for this. 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 15:07, 31 March 2022 (EDT)

== Escarietson ==

An autistic batshit insane PPG Democratic Party cuck, January 6th thumping sperg with loads of [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]].

'''Samples of his liberaltardisms'''
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Re-Repeal-Ron-DeSantis-s-Executive-Orders-888705018 (Scroll to comments to see him sucking off CBS & CNN)
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Mami-Tomoe-Shoots-Ron-DeSantis-meme-891253222
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Grim-is-excited-about-the-Trump-Criminal-Probe-879971445
https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson
He's so bad that he's gotten many captures of his spergy om [[archive.org]]
https://web.archive.org/web/20220317124540/https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson

[[User:Copium69|Copium69]] ([[User talk:Ktheiss77|talk]]) 02:35, 4/01/2022 (EDT)

== Jellybean ==

A 16-year old [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] with [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|GOTIS]] who does nothing but scream into her microphone and upload shitty Minecraft parkour videos with a genderless, purple alien on the screen while making retarded facial gestures. You can also gaze upon her shitty [[Tiktok|DikCok]], where she essentially does the same thing. Powerword(s):PNGTuber, Comfort Streamer.

She is also responsible for starting a comment spam across YouTube where her fanbase comprised of mentally-retarded children and morons spam the phrase "It’s not a [[mistake]], it’s [[Cancer|a ✨MASTERPIECE✨]]" across every comment section on YouTube.

Jellybean is also responsible for the many clones that are just as autistic, such as RedVelvety, BeeseChurger 73 and MeowBahh, who are just as fucking annoying and carbon-copied as the last one.

[[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 16:27, June 7 2022 (PST)

[[Jellybean|This existed already.]] I'm so fucking retarded. [[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 10:37, 27 January 2024 (EST)

== Hayven ==
i simply require someone to fix the youtube video gallery on the [[Hayven]] article as it's broken and i have no idea how to get that shit to function properly. Also feel free to farm this cow and contribute the results to the article. -[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 17:43, 9 May 2022 (EDT)

update, have tried a multitude of things in attempt to fix the issues i've been having with this but so far nothing has worked, also some of the videos have been made private or removed.
another issue i'm having is the caption text for each video appearing for the wrong videos. -[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 08:45, 15 May 2022 (EDT)

== Amber Herd, also known as Amber Turd ==

Surprised to see that we don't have an article on this shitting bitch [[User:777|777]] ([[User talk:777|talk]]) 06:15, 6 June 2022 (EDT)

== proposition to kill the [[cheugy]] page ==
because we are NOT urbandictionary, we are ED. see [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_Is_Not]] also i marked the page to be killed for this exact reason but mariomario reverted that shit. probably the crappiest page to ever be allowed to remain on ED --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 20:35, 16 June 2022 (EDT)
:I support this proposition, that page serves pretty much no purpose and nothing links to that waste of server space that looks like a seven year old wrote it. [[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 15:29, 16 July 2022 (EDT)

==Deltarune==
Undertale but it's more gay 
Community is cancer 
-D4di69 [[User:D4di69|D4di69]] ([[User talk:D4di69|talk]]) 19:33, 14 July 2022 (EDT)
:Already in the Undertale page.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 16:47, 14 July 2022 (PT)

==Ouroboros Studios==
Made some shit sonic edgy fangame, Stole assets(including bgm from a fucking cars 2 game yes really), allegedly finished the only game out of spite, and made an underwear texture with "bad girl" written on. For maria, who is literally 12.
[[User:Themareksykes|Themareksykes]] ([[User talk:Themareksykes|talk]]) 02:33, 10 August 2022 (EDT)
:You don't need to put "-Themareksykes" when signing your posts, newfag. Also, literally who? Just create the article yourself. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:59, 20 August 2022 (EDT)

==Andrew Tate==
I'm surprised there isn't one on this guy yet.

Emory Andrew Tate III is a American-British guy who lives in Romania who him and his fanbase (which are mostly [[TikTok]] zoomers) believe that he is a "gigachad" or "based", but his opinions are all mostly bullshit.

He has this pyramid scheme where he teaches basic money things for $50 dollars a month. Since he lives in [[Romania]], they don't really have laws against grooming (which he does), and he is being investigated for human trafficking as of now.

His fanbase has made up this thing a lot like [[Jellybean]]'s fanbase with the "It's not a mistake, it's a MASTERPIECE", but instead its "Common Tate W" and "What color is your Bugatti?" (which they most likely don't even own one)

He is really popular on Tiktok, Instagram, and YouTube shorts at the time being. Clips are being uploaded, just use TikTok or Instagram for about 20 minutes and you'll see a few clips of him. He is literally brainwashing children.

All of his social media accounts have recently gotten banned also, according to his fans, he was banned for speaking truth.
[[User:Tnrlol|Tnrlol]] ([[User talk:Tnrlol|talk]]) 06:34, 25 August 2022 (EDT) TNRLOL

:I plan to have a go at the Tate article, I'm just going through several resources and videos to make sure I get the full story. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 11:35, 25 August 2022 (EDT)

::Pretty good introduction to the article. Might have to make a groomer portal at this rate. (and thank you for reminding me about the indent markup [[User:JanisJoplin|JJ]])
::--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 14:58, 27 August 2022 (EDT)
:2023 update: An '''[[Andrew Tate|Andrew Tate article]]''' now exists. --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 05:39, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Alphabet Lore ==

For some reason this webtoon become popular between 10-years-old kids. The series its about every letter trying to kill the F one because he is evil and do evil things.
--[[User:Pakman2600|Pakman2600]] ([[User talk:Pakman2600|talk]]) 12:36, 13 November 2022 (EST)

:That description sounds retarded, and doing a quick google this show looks like another children's cartoon that doesn't need an article. Looking at your userpage, looks like you're the target age and demographic. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 08:03, 14 November 2022 (EST)

== Hispachan ==
Idk how nobody has made an article about this <s>defunct by now</s> imageboard.

Hispachan was basically the [[spic]] version of [[4chan]], it was visited by people of all Latin America (And [[Spain]]), it existed since 2012 after stealing all its members from another death imageboard known as ÑChan, according to [[Shit|Alexa]] it became "the fifth most visited imageboard" during some time, and even got its own [[Know Your Meme]] entry [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/hispachan Link to the entry].

This site closed down just five months ago (By now), and most of their remaining users now habit their own [[8kun]] board and the Krautchan.rip hispanics paradise section.
[[User:DarkDelegation|DarkDelegation]] ([[User talk:DarkDelegation|talk]]) 23:50, 28 November 2022 (EST)

:If you're looking for anything Hispachan related, they have an active board of their own on [https://8chan.moe/hispachan/ 8moe]. Have fun going through all that. No habla espanol. --[[User:2MB|2MB]] ([[User talk:2MB|talk]]) 17:11, 11 December 2022 (EST)
:[[Hispachan]] -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 05:37, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== PreciousStar64 ==

A underage Mega Man Tranny Faggot who basically uses the word groomer to get what she wants. Is a faggot, has multiple partners and attempted an hero over the course of so many years, her artwork is comparable to that of Chris-Chan and well, I will shortly make a page as soon as it's allowed to be made. She's known as RockStar64 and "kins" Mega Man, she drew big boobied artwork of Mega Man and drew Piss Fetish art of Proto Man.

She also is easy to troll and an active lolcow. is 15/16 now Idk. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 01:28, 2 December 2022 (EST) Starscreaming

:Their art isn't even that bad compared to a lot of other awful deviantart/furaffinity artists. If she's actually done some entertainingly stupid beyond just terrible artwork, make the page; but otherwise, this looks like it'll be the 100th DeviantArt attack article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 03:52, 2 December 2022 (EST)

== HarleyTBS / CreepshowArt ==

This dude has so much fucking shit on him, he makes shit content and advocates for Minors not being shown NSFW yet he dismisses NSFW being shown in his server and retweets people that he claims has porn on their account and talks about nsfw WITH HIS MINOR centered "community" also lied about grooming

As for CreepshowArt, you already know why she's being added here. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 15:31, 11 December 2022 (EST)Starscreaming

:Good idea for an article, I'll add it to my list of shit to do. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

::I've done a [[CreepshowArt]] article. I'm not all that interested in Harley, someone else can do that if they want. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 10:37, 23 February 2023 (EST)

== Omori ==
A quirky indie horror RPG game that's essentially like [[Earthbound]] but it's a gay depressed version of Earthbound and more weeaboo.
The fanbase and communities of the game are chaotic about the game and the unfunny memes are retarded. [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 07:46, 15 December 2022 (EST)

:The fanbase is a bunch of embarrassing kids but there's not much controversy from the community itself. If there's some good drama or funny stories linked to that group, please say so and I'll happily draft an article. Otherwise, it'll just be the 1 millionth stub of an attack article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

==SuperStraight==
SuperStraight was a trolling campaign waged against transexual hypocrites who think it's "transphobic" for a str8 to not d8 a tranny, thus in the same fashion that all the lgbtqpfzbhfksd+ faggots create their own unique egocentric sexual identity, the straights made one of their own, denoting a regular heterosexual person attracted to cisgenders of the opposite sex. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 08:00, 25 December 2022 (EST)

:Good shout. I'll give it a go. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 05:52, 7 January 2023 (EST)

::I finished the [[Super Straight]] article a month ago, can't think of anything more to add to it. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 06:36, 21 February 2023 (EST)

== Character.AI ==

Character.AI is an AI website that originated on 4chan and served as a place for all the lonely incels and simps to roleplay with their waifu's. They are known for their suspicious ties with China as they are directly involved with another site that bears a striking similarity to it called ai-topia. The site before the filter incels were able to fuck their waifus but the sites devs have since put a broken filter that does nothing but cockblock normal chat's. The devs also don't like criticism and has taken it upon themselves to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING alongside hire minors as mods while the community engages in autistic sperging harassing 16 year olds. They are also behind the #boycottcharacterai movement on twitter. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 14:34, 22 January 2023 (EST) Starscreaming

==Midwest FurFest==
It surprises me that there isn't a page yet for the chlorine gas attack incident of the 2014 Midwest furfest, as mentioned in [[Fullerton Triple Homicide]] and a few other pages I remember reading. Maybe somebody should like make that article. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 22:39, 14 February 2023 (EST)

:Good idea, although besides the gas attack there isn't much to write about. I'll still give it a go and see if I think it's worth making into an article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

::I've made a very basic article on [[Midwest FurFest]]. Feel free to add more to it if you felt I've missed anything out. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 06:36, 21 February 2023 (EST)

== Sonic Savior ==

A 25 year old [[Autism|autistic]] faggot that is creepily obsessed with trying to acquire [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. He has done numerous shitty things, like stealing art from others, doing erotic roleplay on Discord, being extremely racist, and [[Pedophilia|diddling kids]]. He thinks that he is a time traveler, and fought in multiple battles in different universes, when really he's just a fucking idiot on drugs. He also created a pointless Kickstarter with the goal of acquiring the Sonic brand, making Sonic Adventure 3 even though nobody in the entire planet asked for it, and ban Sonic Frontiers. This guy has lolcow potential, and I think he deserves his own ED article. His Twitter posts have multiple comments containing evidence of his acts, and he constantly denies it. If you want to take a look at his nonsense, and get some ideas for an article of him, here's his Twitter: https://twitter.com/SonicSaviorr
I have a feeling this guy is gonna be the next Chris-Chan. --[[User:Greyeway|Greyeway]] ([[User talk:Greyeway|talk]]) 20:29, 22 February 2023 (EST)

:Taking a brief look at his twitter, he's one of millions making fun of themselves online. He's embarrassing, sure, but he isn't doing anything that hasn't been seen before. He also doesn't have many people following him, neither fans nor detractors. If you think he's "the next Chris-Chan", write the article and prove it, because he doesn't seem all that special to me. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 03:54, 23 February 2023 (EST)

::Okay, I've made a basic article for him. It's not the best, but with some help from other wiki users, we can expose this guy for who he really is. Everyone is welcome to edit the page, and examine the links for any evidence. Link to article: [[Sonic Savior]] --[[User:Greyeway|Greyeway]] ([[User talk:Greyeway|talk]]) 17:24, 5 March 2023 (EST)

:::Doesn't seem like there's much about this guy except he has an edgy streak and is clearly a bit of a sperg. I also don't think an article should open with him "consuming lots of drugs" as your first introduction, if he's supposedly such an "epic lolcow" and "the next chris chan". I'd recommend adding more than a video and one screencap. If his only crimes are a childish obsession with sonic and trying too hard to be edgy; I don't think he deserves an article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:59, 6 March 2023 (EST)

==DreamybullXXX (Ambatukam guy)==
DreamybullXXX (Perrell Laquarious Brown) is a bisexual man mostly known for the "Ambatukam" meme, but he's also steals, he has 2 crimes committed from stealing 200 dollars from a cash register, stealing a phone, and also he scams his viewers.
While he was live-streaming, he got angry at his wife (Suzzanna Harkins Brown, aka sweetbunnyivory) and started talking about the money for the wedding, and money for weed and how she has to stop sharing with her friends because of how expensive it is, he also said they are in debt because of weed. He is also a gym trainer, who literally fucking masturbates in the gym and uploads it to OnlyFans.

Unlike "The Erotic Barber" who appreciates the memes, dreamy is mad at his "trolls". Usually blocking them, tweeting about them, and at one point he privated it account. He also called the police at least 2 times.
It's also worth noting that he has two kids. [[User:Tnrlol|Tnrlol]] ([[User talk:Tnrlol|talk]]) 14:16, 3 March 2023 (EST)

:Sounds interesting, I'll have a look for some good sources and possibly get an article going. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:59, 6 March 2023 (EST)

::I second an article on Dreamy, would also be willing to contribute to it. I've been following his nonsense for a while now, and there's a hell of a lot of bizarre lore to him that OP has only scratched the surface of here. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 08:59, 13 April 2023 (EDT)

:::[[Dreamybullxxx|An article]] has been created on him but it's extremely messy. I'm in the process of doing a total rewrite and will update it soon. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 14:46, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

== [[Anime News Network]] ==

This article is shit and years out of date. Needs updated with the new head honcho Lynzee Loveridge, some of the lulz that's shown up on them since then, and other staff like [[Heterosexual|Nicholas Dupree]], James Beckett, [[Kotaku|Richard Eisenbeis]], [[Shit no one cares about|Theron Martin]] (who is now retired), etc. [[Narcissistic personality disorder|Caitlin Moore]] is enough of a lolcow she may or may not deserve her own article like Zac. Might as well make an article on Anime Feminist too. Also wtf MarzGurl was never ANN staff why is she on this article? --[[User:Analogman|Analogman]] ([[User talk:Analogman|talk]]) 19:02, 5 March 2023 (EST)

== That Vegan Teacher ==

Some [[Psychopath|crazy-batshit-insane]] [[Vegetarian|vegan]] who gaslights people into thinking veganism is good. She attacked many YouTubers for eating meat! She said the [[Nigger|n word]] in an attempt to justify using the word. She made fun of someone because their friend died of malnutrition because said person whose friend died wasn't vegan!
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:50, 16 March 2023 (EDT)
:thumbs up [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:01, 16 March 2023 (EDT)

::I'll give it a go. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:47, 17 March 2023 (EDT)

==Thug Hunters==
I noticed a page called [[Thug Posting]], but its complete shit and I think it should be renamed to '''Thug Hunters''' and talk about the gay interracial porn series which said posting is about. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 19:08, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

:Looks like the page got moved to [[User:Baka/Thug Posting]] for being a crapstub, I'll leave him a message and perhaps the three of us can make a decent article out of it. Since it's pretty bare, I think the page title should stay as thug posting, so we can include sections for individuals who aren't part of the Thug Hunter series, but are still integral to the thug meme/lore/universe (Brandon the Erotic Barber, and Dreamy Bull, as mentioned in a section above) and maybe they can splinter off into their own separate pages if relevant enough. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 20:28, 11 May 2023 (EDT)

:made it myself finally (see: [[Thug Shakers]]) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:43, 7 February 2024 (EST)

:oops! I mean [[Thug Hunters]]! [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:44, 7 February 2024 (EST)

== Smash Bandicoot ==

Some autistic 18 year old sperg who attacks random people and has a recolor of crash bandicoot. Was torn to shreds by Lio and The Senate, is a rip lolcow [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 23:27, 5 May 2023 (EDT)Starscreaming

== Gacha Club / Gacha Life ==

Gacha Life is a dress up "game" that is both a hub for gambling and or gacha games, it's mostly for little kids to make porn and other illicit content, it has since been known as the game that has a bunch of cringy content made. Gacha Life is the distant cousin of Vyond/GoAnimate often the two go hand and hand with one another. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 22:09, 8 May 2023 (EDT)Starscreaming

== Nice Doge / 【AN】Community ==

Definitely a strange specimen, not as degenerate as someone like Chris Chan but just as retarded.

Nice Doge is an aspie, dictator-roleplaying/Hitler dickriding, DeviantArt furfag lolcow who owns a Garry's Mod server known as [https://www.youtube.com/@-authoritarian_nation/about "AN: Daylight at Freddys FnafRP"]. The "AN" literally stands for "Authoritarian Nation", because like your average discord mod, ruling over his virtual palace is the only semblance of control and power he has in his life.

His server is notorious for having [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1029 weird, sexual content of FNAF characters] (including the [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1033 now-defunct "Rapist" role], replaced with the "Creepy Uncle"). It's also known for hiring jannies like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIBsvbvJcU&ab_channel=0Exn Idubbbz from AliExpress (aka 0exn)], an edge lord who likes to [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=171 jerk his 90-degree-angled cock to jailbait.] We also have FrostyYT, a furfag with a [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=607 beastiality fetish he promotes to his Discord kittens.] He also has a thing for [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=639 rape], because he is well aware the only person he would even be close to having sex with is his cellmate Tyrone when he gets thrown in the [[Party_Van|Party Van]] for what he did to Mr. Whiskers.

Nice Doge is also infamous for creating [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=865 hundreds of alt accounts] to roleplay having an authoritarian community of kids who actually enjoy his presence, despite the fact [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=691 the servers are full of NPCs to drive numbers] because nobody likes playing his shitty mod. To add insult to injury, the Youtube channel of this server contains what can only be described as [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=900 government-designed sleeper agent activation] so advanced, it could mobilize an army of a thousand [[Audrey Hale|Audrey Hales.]]

Nice Doge and his community of tards were recently brought to light by a JewTuber known as [https://www.youtube.com/@BubGames "Bub Lames"]. He's famous for being an Aussie fag who minges on Garry Mod servers, and whose love for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYXqWWtDs0&ab_channel=BubFilms slurping down sausage rolls] can only be rivaled by his love of [[Big_Black_Cock|stiff cocks]]. (Fun fact: Frosty would end up having the [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=586 same love for sausage rolls] as him. Do what you will with this information.) Despite this, he has the special power of not being autistic, which allows him to [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=925 run circles around Nice Doge during his interviews,] allowing him to make more of an ass of himself than what was previously thought possible.

This all culminates in the final part of his interview, in which he finds out that Nice Doge has [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1067 somehow managed to get e-pussy from a teenage girl on his Discord server], which Nice Doge immediately tries to refute. He disputes the claim by fumbling around with his ballsack for a few minutes, before [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1249 sending a screenshot that ends up proving he did it anyways.] A defense that would make OJ Simpson's court case look like a 2-minute segment on Judge Judy.

Of course, upon the release of his VICE News case study about how autistic he and his friends are, Nice Doge would go into PR mode and would send over a hundred responses to those [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ouxmwBrxs&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fsonichu.com%2F&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=TheCWCvilleAuditorium dang, dirty trolls] in the [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=634 comment section of Bub Lames' video.] He would then waddle over to his Discord server and try to get his [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=651 adoring fanbase of children to raid his channel], not remembering that all of his "fans" were those alt accounts he made a few months prior. Upon realizing this would not work, he proceeded to get down on all fours and [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=706 lick the peanut butter off of Bub Lames' ballsack] in order to try and get the video taken down out of pity. When this also did not work, he called up his uncle who works for Tony Soprano, and threatened him by saying that the 300-pound ogre minions who work for the Italian Mafia [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=796 would be flying to Australia and kicking his ass.]

After all this, Nice Doge and his circle of fags continues to be milked for LOLs by trolls who came from Youtube. If you would like to participate, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkND2f_DZfw&ab_channel=PatrickBateman I'll be leaving their business cards down here].

His Discord group: https://discord.com/invite/nations

His Steam Account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/lookedmsofurtkhwseik

His Jewtube account: https://www.youtube.com/@-authoritarian_nation/featured

Hope you'll consider writing, I'd do it myself but I'm new here and don't know the layout too well. :)

[[User:Dthegreat|"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018]] ([[User talk:Dthegreat|talk]]) 16:02, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

==Panya Khamrab==
I think some EDitor can do this without problem, but, i can´t do it by myself cause im very busy in other stuff.
The page i am suggesting is the mass shooter Panya Khamrab page, cause in october 2022, shooted up a kindergarten killing a lot off ppl and commit suicide.
It will be interesting reading that page.
[[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]] ([[User talk:ForcedMeme|talk]]) 8:28, 17 june 2023 (EST)

==Gary Plauche==
Man who murdered his son's child molester on camera and got off with community service because the jury thought he was based. {{Unsigned|Pope Urban VI}}
:write it then. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:48, 31 July 2023 (EDT)

==Goonclown==
Is anyone planning to do an article on Goonclown? If not I'll have a go at it, but I want to make sure I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 17:42, 16 August 2023 (EDT)
:Nah. You do it. Hopefully it isn't something retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 17:06, 17 August 2023 (EDT)
::I was planning on it before the Soyjak/KF dox, he was yet another personal cow of mine, but I became too busy IRL. I'm more than happy to collaborate if you end up making a draft. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 14:51, 1 October 2023 (EDT)
::::Did anyone get to finishing said draft? I'd be willing to collaborate and help polishing it. [[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 10:54, 27 January 2024 (EST)

== Goanipedia ==

Of course, the goanimate retards have a shitty wiki. --[[User:Tedmcbur|Tedmcbur]] ([[User talk:Tedmcbur|talk]]) 18:11, 27 September 2023 (EDT)
:You could just add a section to the [[GoAnimate]] page dedicated to this dead spergfest of a wiki. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:14, 27 September 2023 (EDT)

==ADHD template==
If someone reads this crap, please add a ADHD template for uncontrolable retards.
[[Image:Miniflagspain.png]][[User:ForcedMeme|Forcedmeme]] [[User talk:ForcedMeme|Talk to mi]][[Image:Miniflagspain.png]]

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== Pokimane ==

Greedy streamer bitch who leads a massive army of degenerate simps and cucks who defend her every time she does stupid shit online. Most recently started selling some lame ass cookies for $28 a pop, however it was discovered that these cookies were basically just stolen from another already existing cookie brand lol. [[User:Devilman|Devilman]] ([[User talk:Devilman|talk]]) 18:25, 10 December 2023 (EST)
:Strong +1. There is no reason this bitch shouldn't have an article. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:49, 10 December 2023 (EST)

: And she isn't even that attractive. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:42, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== King Von ==

Chicago serial killer nigger who became famous off of making drill songs about other teenage niggers who he had actually killed IRL. He was arrested for murder in 2014 but got away with it in 2017 because the Chicago Police Department is retarded. In an ironic act of karma, he was killed by rival nigger Lul Tim in 2020 after trying to punch his friend lol. Autopsy pictures of his dead ass were quickly leaked all over the internet and are readily accessible.

One of my nigger co workers told me that he was only doing rap to kill more niggas. In addition he also said he was a known drug dealer by pretty much everyone around him but he only sold old lady drugs like percocet.

== Screenshot of 4chan home page before 2007 ==

Does anyone by chance have a screenshot of what the 4chan front page looked like before its 2007 redesign? The [[4chan]] article has a screenshot after its redesign, but without a screenshot before it, readers have nothing to compare it to. --[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 20:56, 17 December 2023 (EST)

I've found a screenshot of 4chan that was taken in 2005.
[[File:4chan 2005 Screenshot.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Screenshot taken in 2005]]

[[User:Horizon|Horizon]] ([[User talk:Horizon|talk]]) 05:05, 31 December 2023 (EST)

: Amazing, [[user:Horizon]]! Thanks, man! Did you make this screenshot? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 17:23, 24 January 2024 (EST)

No, I found it online [[user:CurtainMan]] [[User:Horizon|Horizon]] ([[User talk:Horizon|talk]]) 11:26, 27 January 2024 (EST)

==Gimp suit==
I know this isn't a very trend-worthy topic, but gimps are just so fucking funny. This article should go into detail about their lifestyle and their cultural significance (see [[Postal 2]] and [[Pulp Fiction]] for example). [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 12:49, 16 January 2024 (EST)

==Amy Schneider==
Amy Schneider[[⚧]] (real name: Thomas E Schneider) is the "most [[man|successful women]] in [[tv|Jeopardy]] history", which is of course a blatant lie because "she" is really a '''he'''. Anyways HE wrote a really embarrassing biography called ''In The Form of a Question'', which for the most part just details his livelihood of sexual deviancy, from his simple beginnings of liking girly stuff to getting hooked on sissy hypno to having a polyamorous relationship with his wife to going to crossingdressing fetish bars and finally becoming a full blown trooner. Its honestly baffling how much of his life was shaped by pure sexual fetishization, and of course he has a severe case of unwarranted self-importance and ''looooves'' to smugly gloat over it to. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 13:56, 16 January 2024 (EST)
: you're gonna see this a lot more of this in every category of life. Firstly and mostly in sports but it'll eventually be every single field men dominated 100 years ago. This is an inevitable, natural response to [[feminism]]. Don't fight it. Just laugh and enjoy the clown show, and remember it started with that clown Gloria Steinberg, not the new clown Tom Schneider. [[User:Zaphraud|Zaphraud]] ([[User talk:Zaphraud|talk]]) 11:11, 25 February 2024 (EST)

== Project 2025 ==

Theres no article on Project 2025 yet i think somebody should make it
[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 11:03, 22 January 2024 (EST)

== Savage Sentral ==

Some internet "nobody" who is known as a low budget mamamax. Exposes creeps in the DDLC Community and actively is known for festering an edgy fanbase who harassed a Victim of Grooming and Incest. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 01:52, 28 January 2024 (EST)Starscreaming

==Ryan Brewer==
Its the Burger King guy. To be clear, the guy who wore a Burger King crown and shouted the enwerd on an air liner before being kicked off. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 21:44, 28 January 2024 (EST)

:wrote it my self. It could use some more edits, so you can take the initiative to edit it more though. (see: [[Ryan Brewer]]) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:47, 7 February 2024 (EST)

==Bluey==
Australian kids show involving anthropomorphic dogs. Has a fanbase of 5 year olds and also weird adults. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:17, 5 February 2024 (EST)

== The Loud House: Revamped ==

One of the longest form of literacy despite being half of the loud house scripts, only changing nothing with his mary sue of a self insert. This whole fanfiction was written by a 40 year old man child who doesn't want concrit.

This is also creepy when you realize his self insert is young and he complimented a 17 year old.

Fun Fact: this story is ongoing with 2000 chapters crossing over and it's strayed far away from TLH as it's become an orgy for crossover.

Also obligatory ripe lolcow post.

This fanfiction is longer than the entire bible!

[[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 05:21, 16 February 2024 (EST) Starscreaming

==Aaron Bushnell==
A member of the US air force who set himself on fire in an act of protest. https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/who-was-aaron-bushnell-us-air-force-member-who-set-himself-on-fire/ [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 00:13, 27 February 2024 (EST)

== The Amazing Digital Circus ==

Another Content Farm that was made for autistic losers, which caused the new onslaught of ElsaGate. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 19:17, 28 February 2024 (EST)Starscreaming

== Twenty one pilots ==

Surprised there isn't an article on this band. Their music and fanbase is pretty cringeworthy. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 14:00, 2 March 2024 (EST)
: [[User:Coelacanth/Twenty_one_pilots|created it]] [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 01:18, 7 March 2024 (EST)

==Bluefolf==
trannyfur who was allegedly assulted in public and filmed himself shitting onto a plate. (kiwifarms thread for more info: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/caden-wayne-scholeck-jade-scholeck-bluefolf-blue.130776/page-79#post-17925347 ) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 04:02, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

==Crocus City Hall attack==
I'm sure we all know what this is at this point. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 18:31, 25 March 2024 (EDT)

:I'm a lil busy atm, but will try.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 01:48, 26 March 2024 (EDT)

==Joshua Block/Worldoftshirts==
A TikToker with severe alcohol dependency from New York that had his previous wiki page [https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1c1arkx/this_loser_deleted_the_wiki_page_with_all_sources baleted] [https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1c1fhtx/i_need_your_help_with_finding_sources_for_the/ from Fandom]. He is known for his city tours, harassing/being harassed by locals, and the "drink counter" account on TikTok. Just use [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZRia4ZO3-hXHXO1OG_dj7FMn2odf1d9GY-B_fpUOzAE/ this backup] for an article. How tf isn't this on ED yet ([https://www.tiktok.com/@worldoftshirts TikTok]) ([https://www.instagram.com/worldoftshirts/ Instagram]) [[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 17:55, 12 April 2024 (EDT)

== Kevin Leonardo ==

Guy who posted his bare asshole on YouTube. Among other things. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:01, 19 April 2024 (EDT)

==Daniel Foodist Man / Foodizen==
the internet troll responsible for the "Jacksepticeye's Dad deserved it" meme and many other examples of commendable tomfoolery. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 21:36, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

== Daniel Larson ==

Daniel Larson (or Dannyboy as I like to call him) is a 25 yr old man who enjoys shoving toothbrushes in his ass and has gained infamy on TikTok since ~2021. Also very notable Weens following him everywhere he goes. Recently he may be sentenced to 60 years in prison and his Weens are getting investigated by the fucking FBI. He's a perfect candidate for an article in my opinion [[User:Pringleslover34|Pringleslover34]] ([[User talk:Pringleslover34|talk]]) 18:56, 5 May 2024 (EDT)

Pringleslover34, dannyboy aka dannyS712 is good fodder, as long as FBI is involved and they fuck things up like gay porn collecting dude at 1996 Olympics... GO FOR IT!!!

== One click Protection of own pages for senior editors from The Butthurt... ==

girlOnInternet blocked encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales (and many more of his socks encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Admin&diff=prev&oldid=1874602) aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx THE BUTTHURT..

Makes no sense to waste time fighting butthurt trolls and then wasting more time reporting them to administrators, when will this option be available as crappy mywikibiz has it? 13:07, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

yea and she blocked you too, total disrespect of somebody's time... in same way wiki-pedo-ians do forgetting there are side effects to such blocks, as many block are reported on blog, forum sites were you seldom get blocked for speaking your mind out!

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed

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Matěj Suchánek: /* One click Protection of own pages for senior editors from The Butthurt... */ forget it, nobody cares about anything here just like on wikipedia!

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[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]
''See also [[Special:WantedPages|Wanted Pages]] and [[Special:WantedFiles|Wanted Files]]''

{{Notice|
*Post article suggestions here. '''Sign your posts.'''
*Before making general article proposals, check to see if one already exists by searching ED.
*Suggestions should be internet drama, institutions, or memes that are '''relevant.'''
*[[PROTIP]]: Nobody is going to create an article about some autistic furry that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]] from FurAffinity, or some butthurt nerd on DeviantART with only 3 watchers.}}
{{policy2|ED:SUGGEST}}

Archives:
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a7|December 30, 2014 - June 26, 2015]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a6|October 15, 2014 - December 29, 2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a5|March 18, 2014 - September 30, 2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a4|September 20, 2013 - February 26, 2014]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a3|October 31, 2012 - August 31, 2013]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a2|January 1, 2012 - October 20, 2012]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/2011|June 22, 2011 - December 31, 2011]]

To add your suggestion, [[Special:NewSection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|start a new section at the bottom of the page]], and make sure you [[Talk page etiquette|sign your post]] by adding four tildes "~" at the end of it, like so:
<pre>==My cock doesn't work==
Guys, need help. how do I shot web? ~~~~</pre>

<big><big>'''Ready, GO!'''</big></big>

==Of Herbs and Altars==
addict and [[fat|former anorexic]] who talks about drugs, pro-ana, eugenia cooney, and a variety of other stuff a lot on her youtube channel.

==Palworld==
The totally awesome pal-catching game that lets you do things [[Pokemon]] never would, because Nintendo is run by a bunch of worthless cucks.

==Nikocado Avocado==
A morbidly obese fatass jerk who makes videos of himself fighting with his gay lover boy Orlin and eats lots of greasy junk food embarrassing himself to the world like a gay male stripper whore.
[[User:Kurinjimeeka|Kurinjimeeka]] ([[User talk:Kurinjimeeka|talk]]) 06:18, 16 October 2021 (EDT)
:{{check}} —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:43, 16 October 2021 (EDT)

<s>There is already a page for [[Nikocado Avocado]], but it needs work. Presuming you want more work done on it?</s> [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|BigMeatHuggins22]] ([[User talk:BigMeatHuggins22|talk]]) 09:24, 11 November 2021 (EST)
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Didn't check the dates like a dumbass. Seriously tho needs more stuff. kthxbye [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|BigMeatHuggins22]] ([[User talk:BigMeatHuggins22|talk]]) 09:26, 11 November 2021 (EST)

== Dan Sobel ==

Whiny Manchild Who is a Racist Manchild Who Makes GoAnimate Rants, Has His supporters bully his parents, Makes Rants, angry Message Videos, he is pure cringe and makes dance videos of him acting Like A Retard

Ktheiss77 [[User:Ktheiss77|Ktheiss77]] ([[User talk:Ktheiss77|talk]]) 21:46, 2 November 2021 (EDT)
:[[Shit no one cares about|Nobody gives a fuck]], he's just a typical GoFag. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:33, 11 November 2021 (EST)

==Geometry Dash==

A game that isn't an educational game more a ripoff of The Impossible Game-IHaveSoul
:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|50px]] —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 20:44, 12 November 2021 (EST)
::[[Geometry Dash|It exists]]. [[User:BirdPhone98|BirdPhone98]] ([[User talk:BirdPhone98|talk]]) 21:41, 13 August 2022 (EDT)

== Sheena Duquette ==

Kinda surprised that there isn't a page already about this bitch but here we go...

This Canadian, yes she did have to get a green card, cosplayer gained popularity after marrying the famous roosterteeth "animator" (massive weebs) Monty Oum. Sheena married this ex dancer and used her position to move up the ranks of RT, staring as a VA on rwby and being so shit at it that she was never asked again. When she isn't leaching off weebs too busy making anime to learn how to talk to another person, she lives off a steady income stream of simps.

Heres the fun part: besides Sheena being a perfect thing to put as the definition of a succubus, she also more then likely killed Monty and used his money to ping pong to her future victims. Monty was famously allergic to cats, but this fuckin ditz constantly brought strays into their house, leading to Monty having to visit the hospital after puffing up like a balloon. It was during one of these visits that Monty had a fatal allergic reaction to something in the hospital and kicked the bucket.
While people were grieving, most likely because of how much harder it would be to classify RWBY as an anime with the only Asian working on the show gone, Sheena took the opportunity to fuck off to bongland with some white knight, spending her hard looted Monty money.

Seems like it was just how she operated, growing up in plush Canadian private school luxury.

So after people called her out for her BS, look who shows up but the o so infamous Arin from Game grumps, trying to run cosplayer Akimbo.

Theres a lot of material out there and I really think that this is perfect material for AE.

Heres an example: https://original.lolcow.farm/pt/res/378647.html#380088

--[[User:Username|Username]] ([[User talk:Username|talk]]) 15:55, 26 November 2021 (EST)

== Slowpose10 ==

He goes apeshit everytime someone remixes his projects on a kiddie website called Scratch, and manipulates people to never remix his "projects" again, rendering him a Keegan Salisbury wannabe. He also is a racist and misogynist towards Asians and women.
:nobody cares [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 12:39, 9 December 2021 (EST)

==[[The Philmarillion]]==
[https://archive.org/details/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/page/n23/mode/2up Is this worth making a thread about?] [[User:Voninnenheraus|Voninnenheraus]] ([[User talk:Voninnenheraus|talk]]) 19:51, 18 December 2021 (EST)

Page created, if no one else wants to, I'll write it. [[User:Dr Jej|Dr Jej]] ([[User talk:Dr Jej|talk]]) 17:12, 2 March 2024 (EST)Dr JeJ

== Labour Party (UK) ==

It's amazing that there isn't an article about the British Labour Party at the moment. There's some REAL gold there as well, like how all momentum and a lot of the big brains there in bed with the communists, or how often Jeremy Corbyn sided with terrorists and shit. So much potential. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 08:48, 23 December 2021 (EST)

== New furfag page recommendations ==

Since the majority of furfags in the portal have either moved on or [[An Hero|solved the problem for us]], the portal list is so out of date they might as well be wearing powdered wigs. There are so so many that do warrant an article these days, so I'll list the ones I feel are the most deserving and we'll go from there, with a brief synopsis for WHY a page is deserved. Feel free to update this bullet list with your own suggestions, just post a threaded comment and sign.
* BigDaddySnek (sick fuck pedo and art thief ([https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furry-personal-army-thread.52687/page-36#post-5233617 link] and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furry-personal-army-thread.52687/page-36#post-5233617 link])
* DogPatchPress (annoying faggot who keeps inserting himself in the nazifur drama for clout, has a kiwifarms thread [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-lake-dogpatch-press-patch-o-furr-patch-packrat.31959/ here])
* Dottipink (camwhore who commissions bestiality porn of her OC and says it's awwight because her OC is her)
* Dionn Runk (plagairist faggot that ripped off premium vocaloid software)
* Tech Coyote (paranoid and mentally unstable furry raider lolcow. carries knives, pepper spray and guns on him at all times, connected to Kero)
Happy hunting anon, and remember - [[yiff_in_hell|the only good furfag is a dead one]]. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 18:52, 14 January 2022 (EST)
:Based [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:03, 14 January 2022 (EST)
::Decided to do an article on Dogpatch myself, got a work in progress [[User:BigMeatHuggins22/Dogpatchpress|right here]]. Feel free to make edits as well just make sure people are aware that he doesn't like Nazis [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 20:06, 15 January 2022 (EST)

== Tamers12345 ==

[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/tamers12345-sonicundergroundfan-tamers12345isme-oathkeepermelody.1236/ I think it's worth it to write a page on this guy. He's like another Sonic the Hedgehog fan but this time he's a huge fan of a mediocre cartoon based on the said franchise called Sonic Underground.]

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:36, 10 February 2022 (EST)

== Moar fan wiki pages ==

Yo, since most (if not all) of the [[Mirahaze]] and [[Wikia]] sub-articles haven't been last edited in more than 5 years, I was wondering if we should add [[moar|more]] of those wikis here, since the Wikipedia portal is dead af. --[[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 20:44, 12 February 2022 (EST)

:Add them to the articles then. [[User:Vuamremt|Vuamremt]] 20:51 12 February 2021 (EDT)

::Alright, just gotta find some [[shit|good]] ones first. I found this official [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Hub:Big_wikis list] that could help as well. --[[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 20:52, 12 February 2022 (EST)

== Junaid Hussain ==

This guy born on UK thought, anti-muslims people were wrong because not all muslims are terrorists so he hacked them, then he joins ISIS and gets a 40 year old woman to leave her husband and enlist their kids to ISIS, and then he is killed by military drones, [https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/109/ crazy shit] [[User:Sistemx|Sistemx]] ([[User talk:Sistemx|talk]]) 05:15, 19 February 2022 (EST)

==BigNastyShrek==

A fetishist furfag who drools over Chilli Heeler, a square dog from a children's show. Makes cringy fanfics and youtube videos
([https://www.youtube.com/c/Bignastyshrek His youtube channel] [https://www.deviantart.com/bignastyshrek His DA] and [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/bignastyshrek His FA]) [[User:NoOneSeesSense|NoOneSeesSense]] ([[User talk:NoOneSeesSense|talk]]) 09:08, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== togepi1125 ==

How there's no page on this guy yet, I haven't any idea. It's this one Korean guy with [[unlimited disposable income]] who commissions over a gorillion fucking images of macro falco. Guaranteed you fucking fags have seen at least one image he's commissioned. [https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/togepi1125/] [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 17:33, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== Simple question, call me a fag if you like, but I wanna do this right ==

I've never made an article before, and I want to make a French version of [[The Honkening]] for no reason other than to mock Canada for it's frog infestation. What's the best way to do it? Start it under my user page (Like User:Loldongs/L'Honkening) or should I start it under something like The Honkening/French? Let me know and sorry if this is the wrong place for this. 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 15:07, 31 March 2022 (EDT)

== Escarietson ==

An autistic batshit insane PPG Democratic Party cuck, January 6th thumping sperg with loads of [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]].

'''Samples of his liberaltardisms'''
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Re-Repeal-Ron-DeSantis-s-Executive-Orders-888705018 (Scroll to comments to see him sucking off CBS & CNN)
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Mami-Tomoe-Shoots-Ron-DeSantis-meme-891253222
* https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson/art/Grim-is-excited-about-the-Trump-Criminal-Probe-879971445
https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson
He's so bad that he's gotten many captures of his spergy om [[archive.org]]
https://web.archive.org/web/20220317124540/https://www.deviantart.com/escarietson

[[User:Copium69|Copium69]] ([[User talk:Ktheiss77|talk]]) 02:35, 4/01/2022 (EDT)

== Jellybean ==

A 16-year old [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] with [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|GOTIS]] who does nothing but scream into her microphone and upload shitty Minecraft parkour videos with a genderless, purple alien on the screen while making retarded facial gestures. You can also gaze upon her shitty [[Tiktok|DikCok]], where she essentially does the same thing. Powerword(s):PNGTuber, Comfort Streamer.

She is also responsible for starting a comment spam across YouTube where her fanbase comprised of mentally-retarded children and morons spam the phrase "It’s not a [[mistake]], it’s [[Cancer|a ✨MASTERPIECE✨]]" across every comment section on YouTube.

Jellybean is also responsible for the many clones that are just as autistic, such as RedVelvety, BeeseChurger 73 and MeowBahh, who are just as fucking annoying and carbon-copied as the last one.

[[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 16:27, June 7 2022 (PST)

[[Jellybean|This existed already.]] I'm so fucking retarded. [[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 10:37, 27 January 2024 (EST)

== Hayven ==
i simply require someone to fix the youtube video gallery on the [[Hayven]] article as it's broken and i have no idea how to get that shit to function properly. Also feel free to farm this cow and contribute the results to the article. -[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 17:43, 9 May 2022 (EDT)

update, have tried a multitude of things in attempt to fix the issues i've been having with this but so far nothing has worked, also some of the videos have been made private or removed.
another issue i'm having is the caption text for each video appearing for the wrong videos. -[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 08:45, 15 May 2022 (EDT)

== Amber Herd, also known as Amber Turd ==

Surprised to see that we don't have an article on this shitting bitch [[User:777|777]] ([[User talk:777|talk]]) 06:15, 6 June 2022 (EDT)

== proposition to kill the [[cheugy]] page ==
because we are NOT urbandictionary, we are ED. see [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_Is_Not]] also i marked the page to be killed for this exact reason but mariomario reverted that shit. probably the crappiest page to ever be allowed to remain on ED --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 20:35, 16 June 2022 (EDT)
:I support this proposition, that page serves pretty much no purpose and nothing links to that waste of server space that looks like a seven year old wrote it. [[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 15:29, 16 July 2022 (EDT)

==Deltarune==
Undertale but it's more gay 
Community is cancer 
-D4di69 [[User:D4di69|D4di69]] ([[User talk:D4di69|talk]]) 19:33, 14 July 2022 (EDT)
:Already in the Undertale page.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 16:47, 14 July 2022 (PT)

==Ouroboros Studios==
Made some shit sonic edgy fangame, Stole assets(including bgm from a fucking cars 2 game yes really), allegedly finished the only game out of spite, and made an underwear texture with "bad girl" written on. For maria, who is literally 12.
[[User:Themareksykes|Themareksykes]] ([[User talk:Themareksykes|talk]]) 02:33, 10 August 2022 (EDT)
:You don't need to put "-Themareksykes" when signing your posts, newfag. Also, literally who? Just create the article yourself. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:59, 20 August 2022 (EDT)

==Andrew Tate==
I'm surprised there isn't one on this guy yet.

Emory Andrew Tate III is a American-British guy who lives in Romania who him and his fanbase (which are mostly [[TikTok]] zoomers) believe that he is a "gigachad" or "based", but his opinions are all mostly bullshit.

He has this pyramid scheme where he teaches basic money things for $50 dollars a month. Since he lives in [[Romania]], they don't really have laws against grooming (which he does), and he is being investigated for human trafficking as of now.

His fanbase has made up this thing a lot like [[Jellybean]]'s fanbase with the "It's not a mistake, it's a MASTERPIECE", but instead its "Common Tate W" and "What color is your Bugatti?" (which they most likely don't even own one)

He is really popular on Tiktok, Instagram, and YouTube shorts at the time being. Clips are being uploaded, just use TikTok or Instagram for about 20 minutes and you'll see a few clips of him. He is literally brainwashing children.

All of his social media accounts have recently gotten banned also, according to his fans, he was banned for speaking truth.
[[User:Tnrlol|Tnrlol]] ([[User talk:Tnrlol|talk]]) 06:34, 25 August 2022 (EDT) TNRLOL

:I plan to have a go at the Tate article, I'm just going through several resources and videos to make sure I get the full story. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 11:35, 25 August 2022 (EDT)

::Pretty good introduction to the article. Might have to make a groomer portal at this rate. (and thank you for reminding me about the indent markup [[User:JanisJoplin|JJ]])
::--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 14:58, 27 August 2022 (EDT)
:2023 update: An '''[[Andrew Tate|Andrew Tate article]]''' now exists. --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 05:39, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Alphabet Lore ==

For some reason this webtoon become popular between 10-years-old kids. The series its about every letter trying to kill the F one because he is evil and do evil things.
--[[User:Pakman2600|Pakman2600]] ([[User talk:Pakman2600|talk]]) 12:36, 13 November 2022 (EST)

:That description sounds retarded, and doing a quick google this show looks like another children's cartoon that doesn't need an article. Looking at your userpage, looks like you're the target age and demographic. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 08:03, 14 November 2022 (EST)

== Hispachan ==
Idk how nobody has made an article about this <s>defunct by now</s> imageboard.

Hispachan was basically the [[spic]] version of [[4chan]], it was visited by people of all Latin America (And [[Spain]]), it existed since 2012 after stealing all its members from another death imageboard known as ÑChan, according to [[Shit|Alexa]] it became "the fifth most visited imageboard" during some time, and even got its own [[Know Your Meme]] entry [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/hispachan Link to the entry].

This site closed down just five months ago (By now), and most of their remaining users now habit their own [[8kun]] board and the Krautchan.rip hispanics paradise section.
[[User:DarkDelegation|DarkDelegation]] ([[User talk:DarkDelegation|talk]]) 23:50, 28 November 2022 (EST)

:If you're looking for anything Hispachan related, they have an active board of their own on [https://8chan.moe/hispachan/ 8moe]. Have fun going through all that. No habla espanol. --[[User:2MB|2MB]] ([[User talk:2MB|talk]]) 17:11, 11 December 2022 (EST)
:[[Hispachan]] -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 05:37, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== PreciousStar64 ==

A underage Mega Man Tranny Faggot who basically uses the word groomer to get what she wants. Is a faggot, has multiple partners and attempted an hero over the course of so many years, her artwork is comparable to that of Chris-Chan and well, I will shortly make a page as soon as it's allowed to be made. She's known as RockStar64 and "kins" Mega Man, she drew big boobied artwork of Mega Man and drew Piss Fetish art of Proto Man.

She also is easy to troll and an active lolcow. is 15/16 now Idk. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 01:28, 2 December 2022 (EST) Starscreaming

:Their art isn't even that bad compared to a lot of other awful deviantart/furaffinity artists. If she's actually done some entertainingly stupid beyond just terrible artwork, make the page; but otherwise, this looks like it'll be the 100th DeviantArt attack article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 03:52, 2 December 2022 (EST)

== HarleyTBS / CreepshowArt ==

This dude has so much fucking shit on him, he makes shit content and advocates for Minors not being shown NSFW yet he dismisses NSFW being shown in his server and retweets people that he claims has porn on their account and talks about nsfw WITH HIS MINOR centered "community" also lied about grooming

As for CreepshowArt, you already know why she's being added here. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 15:31, 11 December 2022 (EST)Starscreaming

:Good idea for an article, I'll add it to my list of shit to do. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

::I've done a [[CreepshowArt]] article. I'm not all that interested in Harley, someone else can do that if they want. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 10:37, 23 February 2023 (EST)

== Omori ==
A quirky indie horror RPG game that's essentially like [[Earthbound]] but it's a gay depressed version of Earthbound and more weeaboo.
The fanbase and communities of the game are chaotic about the game and the unfunny memes are retarded. [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 07:46, 15 December 2022 (EST)

:The fanbase is a bunch of embarrassing kids but there's not much controversy from the community itself. If there's some good drama or funny stories linked to that group, please say so and I'll happily draft an article. Otherwise, it'll just be the 1 millionth stub of an attack article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

==SuperStraight==
SuperStraight was a trolling campaign waged against transexual hypocrites who think it's "transphobic" for a str8 to not d8 a tranny, thus in the same fashion that all the lgbtqpfzbhfksd+ faggots create their own unique egocentric sexual identity, the straights made one of their own, denoting a regular heterosexual person attracted to cisgenders of the opposite sex. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 08:00, 25 December 2022 (EST)

:Good shout. I'll give it a go. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 05:52, 7 January 2023 (EST)

::I finished the [[Super Straight]] article a month ago, can't think of anything more to add to it. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 06:36, 21 February 2023 (EST)

== Character.AI ==

Character.AI is an AI website that originated on 4chan and served as a place for all the lonely incels and simps to roleplay with their waifu's. They are known for their suspicious ties with China as they are directly involved with another site that bears a striking similarity to it called ai-topia. The site before the filter incels were able to fuck their waifus but the sites devs have since put a broken filter that does nothing but cockblock normal chat's. The devs also don't like criticism and has taken it upon themselves to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING alongside hire minors as mods while the community engages in autistic sperging harassing 16 year olds. They are also behind the #boycottcharacterai movement on twitter. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 14:34, 22 January 2023 (EST) Starscreaming

==Midwest FurFest==
It surprises me that there isn't a page yet for the chlorine gas attack incident of the 2014 Midwest furfest, as mentioned in [[Fullerton Triple Homicide]] and a few other pages I remember reading. Maybe somebody should like make that article. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 22:39, 14 February 2023 (EST)

:Good idea, although besides the gas attack there isn't much to write about. I'll still give it a go and see if I think it's worth making into an article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:11, 21 February 2023 (EST)

::I've made a very basic article on [[Midwest FurFest]]. Feel free to add more to it if you felt I've missed anything out. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 06:36, 21 February 2023 (EST)

== Sonic Savior ==

A 25 year old [[Autism|autistic]] faggot that is creepily obsessed with trying to acquire [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. He has done numerous shitty things, like stealing art from others, doing erotic roleplay on Discord, being extremely racist, and [[Pedophilia|diddling kids]]. He thinks that he is a time traveler, and fought in multiple battles in different universes, when really he's just a fucking idiot on drugs. He also created a pointless Kickstarter with the goal of acquiring the Sonic brand, making Sonic Adventure 3 even though nobody in the entire planet asked for it, and ban Sonic Frontiers. This guy has lolcow potential, and I think he deserves his own ED article. His Twitter posts have multiple comments containing evidence of his acts, and he constantly denies it. If you want to take a look at his nonsense, and get some ideas for an article of him, here's his Twitter: https://twitter.com/SonicSaviorr
I have a feeling this guy is gonna be the next Chris-Chan. --[[User:Greyeway|Greyeway]] ([[User talk:Greyeway|talk]]) 20:29, 22 February 2023 (EST)

:Taking a brief look at his twitter, he's one of millions making fun of themselves online. He's embarrassing, sure, but he isn't doing anything that hasn't been seen before. He also doesn't have many people following him, neither fans nor detractors. If you think he's "the next Chris-Chan", write the article and prove it, because he doesn't seem all that special to me. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 03:54, 23 February 2023 (EST)

::Okay, I've made a basic article for him. It's not the best, but with some help from other wiki users, we can expose this guy for who he really is. Everyone is welcome to edit the page, and examine the links for any evidence. Link to article: [[Sonic Savior]] --[[User:Greyeway|Greyeway]] ([[User talk:Greyeway|talk]]) 17:24, 5 March 2023 (EST)

:::Doesn't seem like there's much about this guy except he has an edgy streak and is clearly a bit of a sperg. I also don't think an article should open with him "consuming lots of drugs" as your first introduction, if he's supposedly such an "epic lolcow" and "the next chris chan". I'd recommend adding more than a video and one screencap. If his only crimes are a childish obsession with sonic and trying too hard to be edgy; I don't think he deserves an article. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:59, 6 March 2023 (EST)

==DreamybullXXX (Ambatukam guy)==
DreamybullXXX (Perrell Laquarious Brown) is a bisexual man mostly known for the "Ambatukam" meme, but he's also steals, he has 2 crimes committed from stealing 200 dollars from a cash register, stealing a phone, and also he scams his viewers.
While he was live-streaming, he got angry at his wife (Suzzanna Harkins Brown, aka sweetbunnyivory) and started talking about the money for the wedding, and money for weed and how she has to stop sharing with her friends because of how expensive it is, he also said they are in debt because of weed. He is also a gym trainer, who literally fucking masturbates in the gym and uploads it to OnlyFans.

Unlike "The Erotic Barber" who appreciates the memes, dreamy is mad at his "trolls". Usually blocking them, tweeting about them, and at one point he privated it account. He also called the police at least 2 times.
It's also worth noting that he has two kids. [[User:Tnrlol|Tnrlol]] ([[User talk:Tnrlol|talk]]) 14:16, 3 March 2023 (EST)

:Sounds interesting, I'll have a look for some good sources and possibly get an article going. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:59, 6 March 2023 (EST)

::I second an article on Dreamy, would also be willing to contribute to it. I've been following his nonsense for a while now, and there's a hell of a lot of bizarre lore to him that OP has only scratched the surface of here. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 08:59, 13 April 2023 (EDT)

:::[[Dreamybullxxx|An article]] has been created on him but it's extremely messy. I'm in the process of doing a total rewrite and will update it soon. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 14:46, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

== [[Anime News Network]] ==

This article is shit and years out of date. Needs updated with the new head honcho Lynzee Loveridge, some of the lulz that's shown up on them since then, and other staff like [[Heterosexual|Nicholas Dupree]], James Beckett, [[Kotaku|Richard Eisenbeis]], [[Shit no one cares about|Theron Martin]] (who is now retired), etc. [[Narcissistic personality disorder|Caitlin Moore]] is enough of a lolcow she may or may not deserve her own article like Zac. Might as well make an article on Anime Feminist too. Also wtf MarzGurl was never ANN staff why is she on this article? --[[User:Analogman|Analogman]] ([[User talk:Analogman|talk]]) 19:02, 5 March 2023 (EST)

== That Vegan Teacher ==

Some [[Psychopath|crazy-batshit-insane]] [[Vegetarian|vegan]] who gaslights people into thinking veganism is good. She attacked many YouTubers for eating meat! She said the [[Nigger|n word]] in an attempt to justify using the word. She made fun of someone because their friend died of malnutrition because said person whose friend died wasn't vegan!
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:50, 16 March 2023 (EDT)
:thumbs up [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:01, 16 March 2023 (EDT)

::I'll give it a go. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 04:47, 17 March 2023 (EDT)

==Thug Hunters==
I noticed a page called [[Thug Posting]], but its complete shit and I think it should be renamed to '''Thug Hunters''' and talk about the gay interracial porn series which said posting is about. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 19:08, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

:Looks like the page got moved to [[User:Baka/Thug Posting]] for being a crapstub, I'll leave him a message and perhaps the three of us can make a decent article out of it. Since it's pretty bare, I think the page title should stay as thug posting, so we can include sections for individuals who aren't part of the Thug Hunter series, but are still integral to the thug meme/lore/universe (Brandon the Erotic Barber, and Dreamy Bull, as mentioned in a section above) and maybe they can splinter off into their own separate pages if relevant enough. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 20:28, 11 May 2023 (EDT)

:made it myself finally (see: [[Thug Shakers]]) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:43, 7 February 2024 (EST)

:oops! I mean [[Thug Hunters]]! [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:44, 7 February 2024 (EST)

== Smash Bandicoot ==

Some autistic 18 year old sperg who attacks random people and has a recolor of crash bandicoot. Was torn to shreds by Lio and The Senate, is a rip lolcow [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 23:27, 5 May 2023 (EDT)Starscreaming

== Gacha Club / Gacha Life ==

Gacha Life is a dress up "game" that is both a hub for gambling and or gacha games, it's mostly for little kids to make porn and other illicit content, it has since been known as the game that has a bunch of cringy content made. Gacha Life is the distant cousin of Vyond/GoAnimate often the two go hand and hand with one another. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 22:09, 8 May 2023 (EDT)Starscreaming

== Nice Doge / 【AN】Community ==

Definitely a strange specimen, not as degenerate as someone like Chris Chan but just as retarded.

Nice Doge is an aspie, dictator-roleplaying/Hitler dickriding, DeviantArt furfag lolcow who owns a Garry's Mod server known as [https://www.youtube.com/@-authoritarian_nation/about "AN: Daylight at Freddys FnafRP"]. The "AN" literally stands for "Authoritarian Nation", because like your average discord mod, ruling over his virtual palace is the only semblance of control and power he has in his life.

His server is notorious for having [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1029 weird, sexual content of FNAF characters] (including the [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1033 now-defunct "Rapist" role], replaced with the "Creepy Uncle"). It's also known for hiring jannies like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIBsvbvJcU&ab_channel=0Exn Idubbbz from AliExpress (aka 0exn)], an edge lord who likes to [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=171 jerk his 90-degree-angled cock to jailbait.] We also have FrostyYT, a furfag with a [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=607 beastiality fetish he promotes to his Discord kittens.] He also has a thing for [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=639 rape], because he is well aware the only person he would even be close to having sex with is his cellmate Tyrone when he gets thrown in the [[Party_Van|Party Van]] for what he did to Mr. Whiskers.

Nice Doge is also infamous for creating [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=865 hundreds of alt accounts] to roleplay having an authoritarian community of kids who actually enjoy his presence, despite the fact [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=691 the servers are full of NPCs to drive numbers] because nobody likes playing his shitty mod. To add insult to injury, the Youtube channel of this server contains what can only be described as [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=900 government-designed sleeper agent activation] so advanced, it could mobilize an army of a thousand [[Audrey Hale|Audrey Hales.]]

Nice Doge and his community of tards were recently brought to light by a JewTuber known as [https://www.youtube.com/@BubGames "Bub Lames"]. He's famous for being an Aussie fag who minges on Garry Mod servers, and whose love for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYXqWWtDs0&ab_channel=BubFilms slurping down sausage rolls] can only be rivaled by his love of [[Big_Black_Cock|stiff cocks]]. (Fun fact: Frosty would end up having the [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=586 same love for sausage rolls] as him. Do what you will with this information.) Despite this, he has the special power of not being autistic, which allows him to [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=925 run circles around Nice Doge during his interviews,] allowing him to make more of an ass of himself than what was previously thought possible.

This all culminates in the final part of his interview, in which he finds out that Nice Doge has [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1067 somehow managed to get e-pussy from a teenage girl on his Discord server], which Nice Doge immediately tries to refute. He disputes the claim by fumbling around with his ballsack for a few minutes, before [https://youtu.be/v27SvooowYo?t=1249 sending a screenshot that ends up proving he did it anyways.] A defense that would make OJ Simpson's court case look like a 2-minute segment on Judge Judy.

Of course, upon the release of his VICE News case study about how autistic he and his friends are, Nice Doge would go into PR mode and would send over a hundred responses to those [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ouxmwBrxs&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fsonichu.com%2F&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=TheCWCvilleAuditorium dang, dirty trolls] in the [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=634 comment section of Bub Lames' video.] He would then waddle over to his Discord server and try to get his [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=651 adoring fanbase of children to raid his channel], not remembering that all of his "fans" were those alt accounts he made a few months prior. Upon realizing this would not work, he proceeded to get down on all fours and [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=706 lick the peanut butter off of Bub Lames' ballsack] in order to try and get the video taken down out of pity. When this also did not work, he called up his uncle who works for Tony Soprano, and threatened him by saying that the 300-pound ogre minions who work for the Italian Mafia [https://youtu.be/kNJZbMdKZM4?t=796 would be flying to Australia and kicking his ass.]

After all this, Nice Doge and his circle of fags continues to be milked for LOLs by trolls who came from Youtube. If you would like to participate, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkND2f_DZfw&ab_channel=PatrickBateman I'll be leaving their business cards down here].

His Discord group: https://discord.com/invite/nations

His Steam Account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/lookedmsofurtkhwseik

His Jewtube account: https://www.youtube.com/@-authoritarian_nation/featured

Hope you'll consider writing, I'd do it myself but I'm new here and don't know the layout too well. :)

[[User:Dthegreat|"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018]] ([[User talk:Dthegreat|talk]]) 16:02, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

==Panya Khamrab==
I think some EDitor can do this without problem, but, i can´t do it by myself cause im very busy in other stuff.
The page i am suggesting is the mass shooter Panya Khamrab page, cause in october 2022, shooted up a kindergarten killing a lot off ppl and commit suicide.
It will be interesting reading that page.
[[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]] ([[User talk:ForcedMeme|talk]]) 8:28, 17 june 2023 (EST)

==Gary Plauche==
Man who murdered his son's child molester on camera and got off with community service because the jury thought he was based. {{Unsigned|Pope Urban VI}}
:write it then. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:48, 31 July 2023 (EDT)

==Goonclown==
Is anyone planning to do an article on Goonclown? If not I'll have a go at it, but I want to make sure I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 17:42, 16 August 2023 (EDT)
:Nah. You do it. Hopefully it isn't something retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 17:06, 17 August 2023 (EDT)
::I was planning on it before the Soyjak/KF dox, he was yet another personal cow of mine, but I became too busy IRL. I'm more than happy to collaborate if you end up making a draft. [[User:Chrysler|Chrysler]] ([[User talk:Chrysler|talk]]) 14:51, 1 October 2023 (EDT)
::::Did anyone get to finishing said draft? I'd be willing to collaborate and help polishing it. [[User:Jonxrelayed|Jonxrelayed]] ([[User talk:Jonxrelayed|talk]]) 10:54, 27 January 2024 (EST)

== Goanipedia ==

Of course, the goanimate retards have a shitty wiki. --[[User:Tedmcbur|Tedmcbur]] ([[User talk:Tedmcbur|talk]]) 18:11, 27 September 2023 (EDT)
:You could just add a section to the [[GoAnimate]] page dedicated to this dead spergfest of a wiki. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:14, 27 September 2023 (EDT)

==ADHD template==
If someone reads this crap, please add a ADHD template for uncontrolable retards.
[[Image:Miniflagspain.png]][[User:ForcedMeme|Forcedmeme]] [[User talk:ForcedMeme|Talk to mi]][[Image:Miniflagspain.png]]

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== Pokimane ==

Greedy streamer bitch who leads a massive army of degenerate simps and cucks who defend her every time she does stupid shit online. Most recently started selling some lame ass cookies for $28 a pop, however it was discovered that these cookies were basically just stolen from another already existing cookie brand lol. [[User:Devilman|Devilman]] ([[User talk:Devilman|talk]]) 18:25, 10 December 2023 (EST)
:Strong +1. There is no reason this bitch shouldn't have an article. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:49, 10 December 2023 (EST)

: And she isn't even that attractive. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:42, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== King Von ==

Chicago serial killer nigger who became famous off of making drill songs about other teenage niggers who he had actually killed IRL. He was arrested for murder in 2014 but got away with it in 2017 because the Chicago Police Department is retarded. In an ironic act of karma, he was killed by rival nigger Lul Tim in 2020 after trying to punch his friend lol. Autopsy pictures of his dead ass were quickly leaked all over the internet and are readily accessible.

One of my nigger co workers told me that he was only doing rap to kill more niggas. In addition he also said he was a known drug dealer by pretty much everyone around him but he only sold old lady drugs like percocet.

== Screenshot of 4chan home page before 2007 ==

Does anyone by chance have a screenshot of what the 4chan front page looked like before its 2007 redesign? The [[4chan]] article has a screenshot after its redesign, but without a screenshot before it, readers have nothing to compare it to. --[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 20:56, 17 December 2023 (EST)

I've found a screenshot of 4chan that was taken in 2005.
[[File:4chan 2005 Screenshot.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Screenshot taken in 2005]]

[[User:Horizon|Horizon]] ([[User talk:Horizon|talk]]) 05:05, 31 December 2023 (EST)

: Amazing, [[user:Horizon]]! Thanks, man! Did you make this screenshot? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 17:23, 24 January 2024 (EST)

No, I found it online [[user:CurtainMan]] [[User:Horizon|Horizon]] ([[User talk:Horizon|talk]]) 11:26, 27 January 2024 (EST)

==Gimp suit==
I know this isn't a very trend-worthy topic, but gimps are just so fucking funny. This article should go into detail about their lifestyle and their cultural significance (see [[Postal 2]] and [[Pulp Fiction]] for example). [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 12:49, 16 January 2024 (EST)

==Amy Schneider==
Amy Schneider[[⚧]] (real name: Thomas E Schneider) is the "most [[man|successful women]] in [[tv|Jeopardy]] history", which is of course a blatant lie because "she" is really a '''he'''. Anyways HE wrote a really embarrassing biography called ''In The Form of a Question'', which for the most part just details his livelihood of sexual deviancy, from his simple beginnings of liking girly stuff to getting hooked on sissy hypno to having a polyamorous relationship with his wife to going to crossingdressing fetish bars and finally becoming a full blown trooner. Its honestly baffling how much of his life was shaped by pure sexual fetishization, and of course he has a severe case of unwarranted self-importance and ''looooves'' to smugly gloat over it to. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 13:56, 16 January 2024 (EST)
: you're gonna see this a lot more of this in every category of life. Firstly and mostly in sports but it'll eventually be every single field men dominated 100 years ago. This is an inevitable, natural response to [[feminism]]. Don't fight it. Just laugh and enjoy the clown show, and remember it started with that clown Gloria Steinberg, not the new clown Tom Schneider. [[User:Zaphraud|Zaphraud]] ([[User talk:Zaphraud|talk]]) 11:11, 25 February 2024 (EST)

== Project 2025 ==

Theres no article on Project 2025 yet i think somebody should make it
[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 11:03, 22 January 2024 (EST)

== Savage Sentral ==

Some internet "nobody" who is known as a low budget mamamax. Exposes creeps in the DDLC Community and actively is known for festering an edgy fanbase who harassed a Victim of Grooming and Incest. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 01:52, 28 January 2024 (EST)Starscreaming

==Ryan Brewer==
Its the Burger King guy. To be clear, the guy who wore a Burger King crown and shouted the enwerd on an air liner before being kicked off. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 21:44, 28 January 2024 (EST)

:wrote it my self. It could use some more edits, so you can take the initiative to edit it more though. (see: [[Ryan Brewer]]) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 23:47, 7 February 2024 (EST)

==Bluey==
Australian kids show involving anthropomorphic dogs. Has a fanbase of 5 year olds and also weird adults. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:17, 5 February 2024 (EST)

== The Loud House: Revamped ==

One of the longest form of literacy despite being half of the loud house scripts, only changing nothing with his mary sue of a self insert. This whole fanfiction was written by a 40 year old man child who doesn't want concrit.

This is also creepy when you realize his self insert is young and he complimented a 17 year old.

Fun Fact: this story is ongoing with 2000 chapters crossing over and it's strayed far away from TLH as it's become an orgy for crossover.

Also obligatory ripe lolcow post.

This fanfiction is longer than the entire bible!

[[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 05:21, 16 February 2024 (EST) Starscreaming

==Aaron Bushnell==
A member of the US air force who set himself on fire in an act of protest. https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/who-was-aaron-bushnell-us-air-force-member-who-set-himself-on-fire/ [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 00:13, 27 February 2024 (EST)

== The Amazing Digital Circus ==

Another Content Farm that was made for autistic losers, which caused the new onslaught of ElsaGate. [[User:Starscreaming|Starscreaming]] ([[User talk:Starscreaming|talk]]) 19:17, 28 February 2024 (EST)Starscreaming

== Twenty one pilots ==

Surprised there isn't an article on this band. Their music and fanbase is pretty cringeworthy. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 14:00, 2 March 2024 (EST)
: [[User:Coelacanth/Twenty_one_pilots|created it]] [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 01:18, 7 March 2024 (EST)

==Bluefolf==
trannyfur who was allegedly assulted in public and filmed himself shitting onto a plate. (kiwifarms thread for more info: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/caden-wayne-scholeck-jade-scholeck-bluefolf-blue.130776/page-79#post-17925347 ) [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 04:02, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

==Crocus City Hall attack==
I'm sure we all know what this is at this point. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 18:31, 25 March 2024 (EDT)

:I'm a lil busy atm, but will try.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 01:48, 26 March 2024 (EDT)

==Joshua Block/Worldoftshirts==
A TikToker with severe alcohol dependency from New York that had his previous wiki page [https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1c1arkx/this_loser_deleted_the_wiki_page_with_all_sources baleted] [https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1c1fhtx/i_need_your_help_with_finding_sources_for_the/ from Fandom]. He is known for his city tours, harassing/being harassed by locals, and the "drink counter" account on TikTok. Just use [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZRia4ZO3-hXHXO1OG_dj7FMn2odf1d9GY-B_fpUOzAE/ this backup] for an article. How tf isn't this on ED yet ([https://www.tiktok.com/@worldoftshirts TikTok]) ([https://www.instagram.com/worldoftshirts/ Instagram]) [[User:RedEgg|RedEgg]] ([[User talk:RedEgg|talk]]) 17:55, 12 April 2024 (EDT)

== Kevin Leonardo ==

Guy who posted his bare asshole on YouTube. Among other things. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:01, 19 April 2024 (EDT)

==Daniel Foodist Man / Foodizen==
the internet troll responsible for the "Jacksepticeye's Dad deserved it" meme and many other examples of commendable tomfoolery. [[User:Moderately Lulzy|Moderately Lulzy]] ([[User talk:Moderately Lulzy|talk]]) 21:36, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

== Daniel Larson ==

Daniel Larson (or Dannyboy as I like to call him) is a 25 yr old man who enjoys shoving toothbrushes in his ass and has gained infamy on TikTok since ~2021. Also very notable Weens following him everywhere he goes. Recently he may be sentenced to 60 years in prison and his Weens are getting investigated by the fucking FBI. He's a perfect candidate for an article in my opinion [[User:Pringleslover34|Pringleslover34]] ([[User talk:Pringleslover34|talk]]) 18:56, 5 May 2024 (EDT)

== One click Protection of own pages for senior editors from The Butthurt... ==

girlOnInternet blocked encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales (and many more of his socks encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Admin&diff=prev&oldid=1874602) aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx THE BUTTHURT..

Makes no sense to waste time fighting butthurt trolls and then wasting more time reporting them to administrators, when will this option be available as crappy mywikibiz has it? 13:07, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

yea and she blocked you too, total disrespect of somebody's time... in same way wiki-pedo-ians do forgetting there are side effects to such blocks, as many block are reported on blog, forum sites were you seldom get blocked for speaking your mind out!

User talk:Admin

2024-07-09T00:49:37Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus */

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not his.

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024 katowice and uncle stalin and bunch of drunk poles who drank themselves to death in katyn.

Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone... and he clearly is butthurt, he had to go afer site about him: https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875488

DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt,no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

Category talk:Deathrow

2024-07-09T00:47:34Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* There are hundreds of antandrus socks on ed, but be careful... */

{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

== There are hundreds of antandrus socks on ed, but be careful... ==

many of these socks were created just for the lolz of being permanently nasty blocked!

Wikipedia

2024-07-09T00:46:36Z

Matěj Suchánek:

<center><div>[[Image:wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|1000px]]</div>
<div>{{morphquote|ahfuckicantbelieveyouneedauniquecsselement|background-color:#FFF;|font-weight:bold;
|They even have this policy, it's WP colon DICK, it's called '''don't be a dick''' and it's fucking hilarious because '''they're all fucking dicks'''|[[hipcrime]]
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo's content policy. It's okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&diff=next&oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]</ref>
}}</div></center>
[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo's /r/}}]]
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]

'''World of Wikipedoia''', or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."

Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].

During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].

Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.

(There's also pieces of an "encyclopedia" buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==
[[Image:Wiki-dictatorship.png|center|800px]]
 
[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"]]
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the '''{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}'''.]]
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}'''. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style "house arrests" in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}''' in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, '''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}''' is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: '''{{wptl|Vanboto}}''', who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song "Rock Lobster" with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on ''[[Family Guy]]''. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to ''[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'', ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'', and ''[[Pokemon]]''. End result: a permaban and much drama. That'll do, [[troll]], that'll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they're the "keymaster and gatekeeper" of articles is most necessary.
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it's OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&diff=287041938&oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}'''. It's about <s>10</s> '''38''' pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously "failing"
*'''{{wikilink|William_Shatner's_musical_career|William Shatner's musical career}}'''
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}''', their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.
*A place to '''{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}''', while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]'s fin erect.
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}''' contains a full list of Wikipedia's dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]'s hit single "I'm with You" should have a capitalized "W", the cup size of a female ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}''', most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. "Doncha' wish your Pedia was Free like Me?" - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).
*What could possibly be more useful than '''{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}''' Because obviously you can't trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.

==History==
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|Say NO to '''Wik ipedia'''. Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor]].]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.

Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into "contributors" to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the ''Sesame Street'' Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century's Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard ''modus operandi'' of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can't tell the difference and don't give a damn.
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==

{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work '''that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;''' the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|'''{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}'''
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that '''both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.'''|'''{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}'''
|'''You do!''' Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and '''volunteers do not need to have any formal training.'''|'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|"Who writes Wikipedia?"}}'''
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. '''Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.'''|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|"Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia"}}''' (it doesn't say whether this is a strength or a weakness)
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you've admitted that you're just a link-farm?
}}

===How the Game Typically Progresses===
#You make edits to articles
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again
#You bicker on the talk page of the article
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior
#You take them to arbitration
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person
#[[Jimbo]] profits

===Grinding===
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.

===Leveling up===
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.

===Player versus player===
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article ''not'' should be written.
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.
#Get your reversion contested.
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.
#PROFIT!

===Gaining Experience Points===
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a ''vandal'' is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp
*1 Good Article = 100 exp
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp

===TOW Ranks===
*Rollback > 10,000 exp
*Pending changes reviewer > 15,000 exp
*Template editor > 20,000 exp
*Administrator > 100,000 exp
*Bureaucrat > 500,000 exp
*Checkuser or Oversight > 500,000 exp

==Why it's Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren't allowed, but things like this are???]]
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That's the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with "[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z". All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.

Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means "Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view", which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it.

Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of "[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith" amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn't out there to be an asshole.

Wikipedia's new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.

Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it's easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.

The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: '''{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}'''.

Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].

Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.

{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don't belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.

[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don't have lives are who aspire to be "famous and great" are [h]is marks and he's come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant.

I've been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There's a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it's a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.

Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their "Wikigame" (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an "[[Admin]]" or "Arbitor"). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone's hard work.

When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia's dime? But HE DOES.

Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom's basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.

It's got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people "contribute" so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}'''}}
===The Never-Ending Story===
A common misconception is that "Wikipedia is never finished." Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world.

The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the '''{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}''', and '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}'''.

Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].

The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its' users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.
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===Reliability===
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]
 
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is "unreliable." In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling "Wikipedia" and "unreliable" generated more than 502,000 "hits". In contrast, a similar search using "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and "unreliable" generated barely more than 300 "hits", with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.
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====Acceptable Sources====
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.
*[[The Guardian]]
*[[Daily Kos]]
*Huffington Post
*Junge Welt
*KCNA
*PinkPaper UK
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]
*Some stupid [[nigger]]'s asshole
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they're totally bullshitting.
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====Pornography====
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.[citation needed] Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:
*<big>[[Wikipedia Porn]]</big>
*<big>[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]</big>
*<big>[[Virgin Killer]]</big> For all you Loli-lovers.
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards <s>and the search results of [[Google]]</s>. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG's schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.
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=== What is "wiki lawyering"? ===
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it's considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it's "Wikilawyering" or "bludgeoning", regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.

=== Inconsistently applied policy ===
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)</ref> As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.

In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.<ref>[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]</ref>

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File:Exemptions from Wikipedia policy - Michael Aquino deletion.png ‎ | (Click to expand)
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===Hivemind===
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons' kindness brigade]. "Porn = Good. Satire = Bad."]]
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]

[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.

In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, "disruption." See: [[Don't feed the trolls]] and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don't Feed the Divas}}''', especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have:

<center>''"In some cases, the diva will stay retired, '''but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project."'''''</center>

The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.

Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can't be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that'll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).

*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their '''{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|"spam" blacklist}}'''.
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of "no personal attacks".
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&diff=543691461&oldid=542603600 stuck on the "spam blacklist"].
*"Real newspapers" like ''The Register'' criticize them, and the chant goes out "[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]"
*Watch out ''New York Times'', [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you're next].
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren't married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn't like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].

RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They're actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&diff=prev&oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and '''{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}''' went unnoticed for ''two'' years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.

Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].
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====The Asperger Cancer====
{{main|Asperger's Syndrome}}
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves "What's with all the running 'lists' of inane bullshit? I don't need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?" The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]].

These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s ''cannot even talk'' in real life. Jimbo can't stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].

[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:
*[[White]], and male.
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don't realize how '''{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}'''. They mainly have '''{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}'''.
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, "to do" tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&oldid=338235254 this] fucknut's older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the ''"I fuck on the first date kid"'' all grown up (scroll down).
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. '''{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|"Rainbowofpeace"}}''', who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That's a high score on the ''[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]''!
*Favorite subjects include [[men's rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won't talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].

{{userbox
| border-c = #00000f
| id = HIV
| id-c = #000000
| id-fc = #ffffff
| id-s = 13
| info = '''This user has [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger syndrome]].
| info-c = #808080
}}
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====Notable Wikipedos====
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&diff=prev&oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:
{{quote|[19:58] <Ironholds> You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:
{{quote|<nowiki>19:59:11 < Fluff|laptop> you'd think he'd have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo</nowiki> 
19:59:51 < tyw7> why is he slapping your ass? 
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking 
<nowiki>20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored</nowiki>}}
*[[Tyciol]]
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?<ref name=doesNotAffect>{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}</ref> ]]
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]

People hate what they can't have.

A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.

One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?

As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.

Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is "a highly sensitive part of the penis" in 2004,<ref>{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}</ref> anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.<ref name=doesNotAffect />

[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: ''"Circumcision doesn't actually affect sensitivity, it's just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]"''

[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Looks like they can't make up their minds.

The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.

Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?

[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]

=== Deletion count contests ===
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:

<gallery>
File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.
</gallery>

Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named ''WP:G5'', deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means ''WP:G5'' is a circumphile invention.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 archive])</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 The early edit history of the "Circumcision" article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.</ref>

==TOW & ED==
{{main|ED vs TOW}}
''See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]''

[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You'll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We're back!]]
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]

It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}'''. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.

Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}''' they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&action=history wuss] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}''' of it. The fucks tried it '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}''' that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery "Ashibaka" Morrow. He hates ED. (And it's extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)

Have a look at the '''{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}'''. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.

Wikipedia's steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named '''{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|"Long Dong Silver"}}'''), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.

Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]'s faggotry):
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}

<center>
<big>'''[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]'''</big>

'''An''' {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} '''has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since''' {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.
</center>

As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW's editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED's treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.
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====Wikipedia's Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica's Content====
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don't make good satire.
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it's lulzy enough.
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.
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===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person's birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: "x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates."
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can't revert all your past vandalisms.
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!
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===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:
*'''{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}''' - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}''' - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn't have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.
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===<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>??===
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}<nowiki>}</nowiki> hard at work.]]
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you've been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] "[[lulz]]". At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well.

If you get banned by an admin don't even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the <nowiki>{{unblock}}</nowiki> request, it always gets declined. Like <s>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&oldid=142952978 this one]</s> (dead): ''"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!"'' Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.

Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it's no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, "First time I've seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]]."
====Zaiger's <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> Request====
For absolutely no good reason, ED's own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> template to try and parole out, but to no avail.
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.
...that doesn't mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.
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===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===
{{main|eBay}}
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales's talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don't they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]

While shouting "op me" is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else's userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, "Hi I'm only 12 and want to be an admin some day." Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.
#Don't question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you're lucky you'll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don't understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they're permanently shitlisted. Now don't worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins.
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to ''requests for adminship'' and nominate yourself: Poof! you're an admin!!!
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don't sell it cheap.
#Until the auction ends, don't just do nothing or they'll know it's an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you're too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.

'''If you want to keep your account and not sell it:'''
#Get a life.
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren't so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user's talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a "sockpuppeting troll", ban them forever, and lock their talk page.
#Don't bother fighting vandals now. You've got the equivalent of a government job: you can't get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you'll only get a new account.

'''Fun activities to do as admin:'''
#Mess with the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}'''.
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.

===Heroes===
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]

All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they're all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales' alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse "[[is not a bug, it's a feature]]", and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].
*[[Don Murphy]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}'''.
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble.
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham & others <s>[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website</s> (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.
*'''{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}''' - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) <blockquote>''"He is currently one of Wikipedia's most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to "diversify" his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins' user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky's the limit for you!"''</blockquote>
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].
*[[Grawp]]
*Avril Troll
*Anybody who has earned a spot '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}'''. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals)
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
*[[hipcrime]]
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he ''"tried to hack into the site"'' by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site's host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!

==Wikipedia IRC==
{{main|Freenode}}
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].

And whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

===Lulzy IRC===
====One:====
<Slowking_Man> DCC SEND exploit = kline
<-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))
<-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
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====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====
<pre><VegaDark> what's that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life
<mavhk> VegaDark: infant death
</pre>

==Summation==
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.

Contrast:
*"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." - Wikipedia front page.
*"[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit" - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])

==Gallery==
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Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
File:"wikipedia delenda est" - weev.png
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn't need to be vandalized.
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn't happen.
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia's [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you're a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|'''TOW's''' Mission Statement.
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it's banhammer time!
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool's Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the "username removed" label is struck out for extra effectiveness.
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 "women" are actually female.
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians
Image:Racistgoogle.png
Image:Wikitroll.jpg
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A 'Quality Image' according to Wikipedia
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg
File:Wikiwrong.jpg
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams '''don't''' advertise
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk.
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif
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==Videos==
 
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'''DONATION TIME!'''

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Image:Wikipedia 2017 donation.png|2016
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==See also==
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]

*[[Arbitration Committee]]
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]

*[[ED vs TOW]]
*[[Edit war]]
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]
*[[Metapedia]]
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]
*'''Wikis (Other)'''
**[[Conservapedia]]
**[[Illogicopedia]]
**[[Metapedia]]
**[[Uncyclopedia]]
**[[Wikifur]]
*'''Wikipedia'''
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]

===Villains===
*'''[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]
*'''[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning ''[[The Guardian]]''
**'''For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]
*'''[[MONGO]]'''
*'''[[Scientology]]

===Supreme Assholes===
*'''[[Science Apologist]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].
*'''[[Davkal]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].

==External links==
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia's most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}''' (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}''': Your front-row seat at the freak show
**'''{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}''' (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] – The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.
*'''{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}'''
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 "Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence"] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}'''
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the 'pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has 'a life' (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt's true criticisms!!!
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 "12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages"] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})
*'''A Criticism of the Wikipedia''' - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})
*<s>[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]</s> (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})
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|They even have this policy, it's WP colon DICK, it's called '''don't be a dick''' and it's fucking hilarious because '''they're all fucking dicks'''|[[hipcrime]]
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo's content policy. It's okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&diff=next&oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]</ref>
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo's /r/}}]]
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wikipedian with the most edits. 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends. ]]

'''World of Wikipedoia''', or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."

Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].

During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].

Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.

(There's also pieces of an "encyclopedia" buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==
[[Image:Wiki-dictatorship.png|center|800px]]
 
[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"]]
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the '''{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}'''.]]
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}'''. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style "house arrests" in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}''' in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, '''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}''' is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: '''{{wptl|Vanboto}}''', who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song "Rock Lobster" with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on ''[[Family Guy]]''. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to ''[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'', ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'', and ''[[Pokemon]]''. End result: a permaban and much drama. That'll do, [[troll]], that'll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they're the "keymaster and gatekeeper" of articles is most necessary.
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it's OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&diff=287041938&oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}'''. It's about <s>10</s> '''38''' pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously "failing"
*'''{{wikilink|William_Shatner's_musical_career|William Shatner's musical career}}'''
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}''', their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.
*A place to '''{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}''', while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]'s fin erect.
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}''' contains a full list of Wikipedia's dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]'s hit single "I'm with You" should have a capitalized "W", the cup size of a female ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}''', most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. "Doncha' wish your Pedia was Free like Me?" - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).
*What could possibly be more useful than '''{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}''' Because obviously you can't trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.

==History==
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|Say NO to '''Wik ipedia'''. Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor]].]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.

Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into "contributors" to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the ''Sesame Street'' Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century's Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard ''modus operandi'' of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can't tell the difference and don't give a damn.
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==

{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work '''that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;''' the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|'''{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}'''
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that '''both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.'''|'''{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}'''
|'''You do!''' Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and '''volunteers do not need to have any formal training.'''|'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|"Who writes Wikipedia?"}}'''
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. '''Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.'''|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|"Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia"}}''' (it doesn't say whether this is a strength or a weakness)
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you've admitted that you're just a link-farm?
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===
#You make edits to articles
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again
#You bicker on the talk page of the article
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior
#You take them to arbitration
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person
#[[Jimbo]] profits

===Grinding===
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.

===Leveling up===
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.

===Player versus player===
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article ''not'' should be written.
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.
#Get your reversion contested.
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.
#PROFIT!

===Gaining Experience Points===
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a ''vandal'' is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp
*1 Good Article = 100 exp
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp

===TOW Ranks===
*Rollback > 10,000 exp
*Pending changes reviewer > 15,000 exp
*Template editor > 20,000 exp
*Administrator > 100,000 exp
*Bureaucrat > 500,000 exp
*Checkuser or Oversight > 500,000 exp

==Why it's Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren't allowed, but things like this are???]]
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That's the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with "[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z". All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.

Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means "Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view", which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it.

Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of "[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith" amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn't out there to be an asshole.

Wikipedia's new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.

Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it's easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.

The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: '''{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}'''.

Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].

Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.

{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don't belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.

[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don't have lives are who aspire to be "famous and great" are [h]is marks and he's come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant.

I've been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There's a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it's a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.

Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their "Wikigame" (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an "[[Admin]]" or "Arbitor"). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone's hard work.

When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia's dime? But HE DOES.

Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom's basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.

It's got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people "contribute" so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}'''}}
===The Never-Ending Story===
A common misconception is that "Wikipedia is never finished." Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world.

The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the '''{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}''', and '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}'''.

Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].

The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its' users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.
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===Reliability===
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]
 
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<center>'''Michael Scott On Wikipedia'''}}</center>
 
In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is "unreliable." In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling "Wikipedia" and "unreliable" generated more than 502,000 "hits". In contrast, a similar search using "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and "unreliable" generated barely more than 300 "hits", with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.
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====Acceptable Sources====
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.
*[[The Guardian]]
*[[Daily Kos]]
*Huffington Post
*Junge Welt
*KCNA
*PinkPaper UK
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]
*Some stupid [[nigger]]'s asshole
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they're totally bullshitting.
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====Pornography====
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.[citation needed] Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:
*<big>[[Wikipedia Porn]]</big>
*<big>[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]</big>
*<big>[[Virgin Killer]]</big> For all you Loli-lovers.
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards <s>and the search results of [[Google]]</s>. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG's schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.
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=== What is "wiki lawyering"? ===
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it's considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it's "Wikilawyering" or "bludgeoning", regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.

=== Inconsistently applied policy ===
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)</ref> As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.

In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.<ref>[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]</ref>

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===Hivemind===
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons' kindness brigade]. "Porn = Good. Satire = Bad."]]
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]

[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.

In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, "disruption." See: [[Don't feed the trolls]] and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don't Feed the Divas}}''', especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have:

<center>''"In some cases, the diva will stay retired, '''but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project."'''''</center>

The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.

Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can't be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that'll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).

*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their '''{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|"spam" blacklist}}'''.
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of "no personal attacks".
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&diff=543691461&oldid=542603600 stuck on the "spam blacklist"].
*"Real newspapers" like ''The Register'' criticize them, and the chant goes out "[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]"
*Watch out ''New York Times'', [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you're next].
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren't married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn't like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].

RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They're actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&diff=prev&oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and '''{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}''' went unnoticed for ''two'' years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.

Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].
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====The Asperger Cancer====
{{main|Asperger's Syndrome}}
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves "What's with all the running 'lists' of inane bullshit? I don't need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?" The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]].

These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s ''cannot even talk'' in real life. Jimbo can't stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].

[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:
*[[White]], and male.
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don't realize how '''{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}'''. They mainly have '''{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}'''.
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, "to do" tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&oldid=338235254 this] fucknut's older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the ''"I fuck on the first date kid"'' all grown up (scroll down).
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. '''{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|"Rainbowofpeace"}}''', who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That's a high score on the ''[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]''!
*Favorite subjects include [[men's rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won't talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].

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====Notable Wikipedos====
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&diff=prev&oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:
{{quote|[19:58] <Ironholds> You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:
{{quote|<nowiki>19:59:11 < Fluff|laptop> you'd think he'd have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo</nowiki> 
19:59:51 < tyw7> why is he slapping your ass? 
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking 
<nowiki>20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored</nowiki>}}
*[[Tyciol]]
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?<ref name=doesNotAffect>{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}</ref> ]]
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]

People hate what they can't have.

A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.

One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?

As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.

Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is "a highly sensitive part of the penis" in 2004,<ref>{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}</ref> anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.<ref name=doesNotAffect />

[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: ''"Circumcision doesn't actually affect sensitivity, it's just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]"''

[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Looks like they can't make up their minds.

The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.

Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?

[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]

=== Deletion count contests ===
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:

<gallery>
File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.
</gallery>

Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named ''WP:G5'', deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means ''WP:G5'' is a circumphile invention.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 archive])</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 The early edit history of the "Circumcision" article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.</ref>

==TOW & ED==
{{main|ED vs TOW}}
''See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]''

[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You'll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We're back!]]
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]

It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}'''. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.

Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}''' they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&action=history wuss] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}''' of it. The fucks tried it '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}''' that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery "Ashibaka" Morrow. He hates ED. (And it's extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)

Have a look at the '''{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}'''. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.

Wikipedia's steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named '''{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|"Long Dong Silver"}}'''), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.

Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]'s faggotry):
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}

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<big>'''[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]'''</big>

'''An''' {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} '''has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since''' {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.
</center>

As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW's editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED's treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.
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====Wikipedia's Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica's Content====
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don't make good satire.
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it's lulzy enough.
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.
{{clear}}
===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person's birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: "x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates."
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can't revert all your past vandalisms.
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!
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===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:
*'''{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}''' - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}''' - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn't have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.
{{clear}}
===<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>??===
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}<nowiki>}</nowiki> hard at work.]]
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you've been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] "[[lulz]]". At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well.

If you get banned by an admin don't even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the <nowiki>{{unblock}}</nowiki> request, it always gets declined. Like <s>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&oldid=142952978 this one]</s> (dead): ''"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!"'' Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.

Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it's no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, "First time I've seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]]."
====Zaiger's <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> Request====
For absolutely no good reason, ED's own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> template to try and parole out, but to no avail.
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.
...that doesn't mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.
{{clear}}
===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===
{{main|eBay}}
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales's talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don't they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]

While shouting "op me" is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else's userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, "Hi I'm only 12 and want to be an admin some day." Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.
#Don't question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you're lucky you'll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don't understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they're permanently shitlisted. Now don't worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins.
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to ''requests for adminship'' and nominate yourself: Poof! you're an admin!!!
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don't sell it cheap.
#Until the auction ends, don't just do nothing or they'll know it's an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you're too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.

'''If you want to keep your account and not sell it:'''
#Get a life.
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren't so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user's talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a "sockpuppeting troll", ban them forever, and lock their talk page.
#Don't bother fighting vandals now. You've got the equivalent of a government job: you can't get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you'll only get a new account.

'''Fun activities to do as admin:'''
#Mess with the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}'''.
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.

===Heroes===
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]

All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they're all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales' alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse "[[is not a bug, it's a feature]]", and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].
*[[Don Murphy]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}'''.
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble.
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham & others <s>[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website</s> (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.
*'''{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}''' - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) <blockquote>''"He is currently one of Wikipedia's most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to "diversify" his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins' user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky's the limit for you!"''</blockquote>
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].
*[[Grawp]]
*Avril Troll
*Anybody who has earned a spot '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}'''. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals)
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
*[[hipcrime]]
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he ''"tried to hack into the site"'' by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site's host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!

==Wikipedia IRC==
{{main|Freenode}}
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].

And whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

===Lulzy IRC===
====One:====
<Slowking_Man> DCC SEND exploit = kline
<-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))
<-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- Poore5 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====
<pre><VegaDark> what's that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life
<mavhk> VegaDark: infant death
</pre>

==Summation==
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.

Contrast:
*"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." - Wikipedia front page.
*"[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit" - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])

==Gallery==
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Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
File:"wikipedia delenda est" - weev.png
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn't need to be vandalized.
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn't happen.
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia's [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you're a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|'''TOW's''' Mission Statement.
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it's banhammer time!
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool's Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the "username removed" label is struck out for extra effectiveness.
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 "women" are actually female.
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians
Image:Racistgoogle.png
Image:Wikitroll.jpg
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A 'Quality Image' according to Wikipedia
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg
File:Wikiwrong.jpg
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams '''don't''' advertise
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk.
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif
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==See also==
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]

*[[Arbitration Committee]]
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]

*[[ED vs TOW]]
*[[Edit war]]
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]
*[[Metapedia]]
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]
*'''Wikis (Other)'''
**[[Conservapedia]]
**[[Illogicopedia]]
**[[Metapedia]]
**[[Uncyclopedia]]
**[[Wikifur]]
*'''Wikipedia'''
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]

===Villains===
*'''[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]
*'''[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning ''[[The Guardian]]''
**'''For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]
*'''[[MONGO]]'''
*'''[[Scientology]]

===Supreme Assholes===
*'''[[Science Apologist]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].
*'''[[Davkal]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].

==External links==
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia's most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}''' (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}''': Your front-row seat at the freak show
**'''{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}''' (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] – The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.
*'''{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}'''
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 "Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence"] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}'''
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the 'pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has 'a life' (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt's true criticisms!!!
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 "12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages"] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})
*'''A Criticism of the Wikipedia''' - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})
*<s>[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]</s> (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})
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Matěj Suchánek: very soon..

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|They even have this policy, it's WP colon DICK, it's called '''don't be a dick''' and it's fucking hilarious because '''they're all fucking dicks'''|[[hipcrime]]
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo's content policy. It's okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&diff=next&oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]</ref>
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo's /r/}}]]
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wikipedian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP. ]]

'''World of Wikipedoia''', or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."

Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].

During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].

Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.

(There's also pieces of an "encyclopedia" buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==
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[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"]]
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the '''{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}'''.]]
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}'''. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style "house arrests" in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}''' in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, '''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}''' is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: '''{{wptl|Vanboto}}''', who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song "Rock Lobster" with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on ''[[Family Guy]]''. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to ''[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'', ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'', and ''[[Pokemon]]''. End result: a permaban and much drama. That'll do, [[troll]], that'll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they're the "keymaster and gatekeeper" of articles is most necessary.
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it's OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&diff=287041938&oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}'''. It's about <s>10</s> '''38''' pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously "failing"
*'''{{wikilink|William_Shatner's_musical_career|William Shatner's musical career}}'''
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}''', their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.
*A place to '''{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}''', while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]'s fin erect.
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}''' contains a full list of Wikipedia's dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]'s hit single "I'm with You" should have a capitalized "W", the cup size of a female ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}''', most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. "Doncha' wish your Pedia was Free like Me?" - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).
*What could possibly be more useful than '''{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}''' Because obviously you can't trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.

==History==
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|Say NO to '''Wik ipedia'''. Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor]].]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.

Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into "contributors" to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the ''Sesame Street'' Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century's Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard ''modus operandi'' of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can't tell the difference and don't give a damn.
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==

{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work '''that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;''' the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|'''{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}'''
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that '''both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.'''|'''{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}'''
|'''You do!''' Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and '''volunteers do not need to have any formal training.'''|'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|"Who writes Wikipedia?"}}'''
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. '''Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.'''|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|"Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia"}}''' (it doesn't say whether this is a strength or a weakness)
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you've admitted that you're just a link-farm?
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===
#You make edits to articles
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again
#You bicker on the talk page of the article
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior
#You take them to arbitration
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person
#[[Jimbo]] profits

===Grinding===
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.

===Leveling up===
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.

===Player versus player===
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article ''not'' should be written.
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.
#Get your reversion contested.
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.
#PROFIT!

===Gaining Experience Points===
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a ''vandal'' is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp
*1 Good Article = 100 exp
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp

===TOW Ranks===
*Rollback > 10,000 exp
*Pending changes reviewer > 15,000 exp
*Template editor > 20,000 exp
*Administrator > 100,000 exp
*Bureaucrat > 500,000 exp
*Checkuser or Oversight > 500,000 exp

==Why it's Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren't allowed, but things like this are???]]
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That's the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with "[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z". All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.

Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means "Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view", which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it.

Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of "[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith" amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn't out there to be an asshole.

Wikipedia's new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.

Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it's easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.

The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: '''{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}'''.

Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].

Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.

{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don't belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.

[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don't have lives are who aspire to be "famous and great" are [h]is marks and he's come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant.

I've been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There's a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it's a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.

Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their "Wikigame" (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an "[[Admin]]" or "Arbitor"). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone's hard work.

When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia's dime? But HE DOES.

Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom's basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.

It's got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people "contribute" so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}'''}}
===The Never-Ending Story===
A common misconception is that "Wikipedia is never finished." Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world.

The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the '''{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}''', and '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}'''.

Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].

The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its' users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.
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===Reliability===
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]
 
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is "unreliable." In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling "Wikipedia" and "unreliable" generated more than 502,000 "hits". In contrast, a similar search using "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and "unreliable" generated barely more than 300 "hits", with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.
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====Acceptable Sources====
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.
*[[The Guardian]]
*[[Daily Kos]]
*Huffington Post
*Junge Welt
*KCNA
*PinkPaper UK
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]
*Some stupid [[nigger]]'s asshole
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they're totally bullshitting.
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====Pornography====
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.[citation needed] Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:
*<big>[[Wikipedia Porn]]</big>
*<big>[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]</big>
*<big>[[Virgin Killer]]</big> For all you Loli-lovers.
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards <s>and the search results of [[Google]]</s>. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG's schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.
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=== What is "wiki lawyering"? ===
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it's considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it's "Wikilawyering" or "bludgeoning", regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.

=== Inconsistently applied policy ===
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)</ref> As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.

In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.<ref>[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]</ref>

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File:Exemptions from Wikipedia policy - Michael Aquino deletion.png ‎ | (Click to expand)
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===Hivemind===
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons' kindness brigade]. "Porn = Good. Satire = Bad."]]
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]

[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.

In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, "disruption." See: [[Don't feed the trolls]] and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don't Feed the Divas}}''', especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have:

<center>''"In some cases, the diva will stay retired, '''but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project."'''''</center>

The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.

Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can't be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that'll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).

*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their '''{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|"spam" blacklist}}'''.
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of "no personal attacks".
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&diff=543691461&oldid=542603600 stuck on the "spam blacklist"].
*"Real newspapers" like ''The Register'' criticize them, and the chant goes out "[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]"
*Watch out ''New York Times'', [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you're next].
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren't married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn't like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].

RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They're actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&diff=prev&oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and '''{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}''' went unnoticed for ''two'' years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.

Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].
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====The Asperger Cancer====
{{main|Asperger's Syndrome}}
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves "What's with all the running 'lists' of inane bullshit? I don't need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?" The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]].

These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s ''cannot even talk'' in real life. Jimbo can't stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].

[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:
*[[White]], and male.
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don't realize how '''{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}'''. They mainly have '''{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}'''.
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, "to do" tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&oldid=338235254 this] fucknut's older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the ''"I fuck on the first date kid"'' all grown up (scroll down).
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. '''{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|"Rainbowofpeace"}}''', who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That's a high score on the ''[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]''!
*Favorite subjects include [[men's rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won't talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].

{{userbox
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| id-s = 13
| info = '''This user has [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger syndrome]].
| info-c = #808080
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====Notable Wikipedos====
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&diff=prev&oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:
{{quote|[19:58] <Ironholds> You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:
{{quote|<nowiki>19:59:11 < Fluff|laptop> you'd think he'd have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo</nowiki> 
19:59:51 < tyw7> why is he slapping your ass? 
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking 
<nowiki>20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored</nowiki>}}
*[[Tyciol]]
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?<ref name=doesNotAffect>{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}</ref> ]]
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]

People hate what they can't have.

A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.

One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?

As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.

Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is "a highly sensitive part of the penis" in 2004,<ref>{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}</ref> anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.<ref name=doesNotAffect />

[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: ''"Circumcision doesn't actually affect sensitivity, it's just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]"''

[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Looks like they can't make up their minds.

The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.

Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?

[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]

=== Deletion count contests ===
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:

<gallery>
File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.
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Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named ''WP:G5'', deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means ''WP:G5'' is a circumphile invention.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 archive])</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 The early edit history of the "Circumcision" article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.</ref>

==TOW & ED==
{{main|ED vs TOW}}
''See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]''

[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You'll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We're back!]]
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]

It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}'''. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.

Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}''' they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&action=history wuss] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}''' of it. The fucks tried it '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}''' that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery "Ashibaka" Morrow. He hates ED. (And it's extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)

Have a look at the '''{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}'''. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.

Wikipedia's steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named '''{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|"Long Dong Silver"}}'''), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.

Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]'s faggotry):
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}

<center>
<big>'''[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]'''</big>

'''An''' {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} '''has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since''' {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.
</center>

As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW's editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED's treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.
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====Wikipedia's Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica's Content====
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don't make good satire.
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it's lulzy enough.
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.
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===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person's birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: "x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates."
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can't revert all your past vandalisms.
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!
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===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:
*'''{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}''' - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}''' - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn't have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.
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===<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>??===
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}<nowiki>}</nowiki> hard at work.]]
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you've been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] "[[lulz]]". At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well.

If you get banned by an admin don't even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the <nowiki>{{unblock}}</nowiki> request, it always gets declined. Like <s>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&oldid=142952978 this one]</s> (dead): ''"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!"'' Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.

Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it's no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, "First time I've seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]]."
====Zaiger's <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> Request====
For absolutely no good reason, ED's own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> template to try and parole out, but to no avail.
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.
...that doesn't mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.
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===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===
{{main|eBay}}
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales's talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don't they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]

While shouting "op me" is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else's userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, "Hi I'm only 12 and want to be an admin some day." Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.
#Don't question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you're lucky you'll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don't understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they're permanently shitlisted. Now don't worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins.
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to ''requests for adminship'' and nominate yourself: Poof! you're an admin!!!
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don't sell it cheap.
#Until the auction ends, don't just do nothing or they'll know it's an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you're too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.

'''If you want to keep your account and not sell it:'''
#Get a life.
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren't so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user's talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a "sockpuppeting troll", ban them forever, and lock their talk page.
#Don't bother fighting vandals now. You've got the equivalent of a government job: you can't get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you'll only get a new account.

'''Fun activities to do as admin:'''
#Mess with the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}'''.
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.

===Heroes===
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]

All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they're all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales' alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse "[[is not a bug, it's a feature]]", and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].
*[[Don Murphy]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}'''.
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble.
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham & others <s>[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website</s> (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.
*'''{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}''' - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) <blockquote>''"He is currently one of Wikipedia's most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to "diversify" his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins' user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky's the limit for you!"''</blockquote>
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].
*[[Grawp]]
*Avril Troll
*Anybody who has earned a spot '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}'''. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals)
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
*[[hipcrime]]
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he ''"tried to hack into the site"'' by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site's host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!

==Wikipedia IRC==
{{main|Freenode}}
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].

And whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

===Lulzy IRC===
====One:====
<Slowking_Man> DCC SEND exploit = kline
<-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))
<-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- Poore5 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====
<pre><VegaDark> what's that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life
<mavhk> VegaDark: infant death
</pre>

==Summation==
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.

Contrast:
*"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." - Wikipedia front page.
*"[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit" - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])

==Gallery==
{{cg|Wikipedia|wikigallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
File:"wikipedia delenda est" - weev.png
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn't need to be vandalized.
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn't happen.
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia's [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you're a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|'''TOW's''' Mission Statement.
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it's banhammer time!
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool's Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the "username removed" label is struck out for extra effectiveness.
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 "women" are actually female.
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians
Image:Racistgoogle.png
Image:Wikitroll.jpg
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A 'Quality Image' according to Wikipedia
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg
File:Wikiwrong.jpg
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams '''don't''' advertise
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk.
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif
</gallery>}}

==Videos==
 
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;Meet the Professor
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;Some nerd listening to the longest personal name evar
|<youtube>20PlHx_JjEo</youtube>
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;Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia}}
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'''DONATION TIME!'''

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Image:Wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|2015
Image:Wikipedia 2017 donation.png|2016
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==See also==
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]

*[[Arbitration Committee]]
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]

*[[ED vs TOW]]
*[[Edit war]]
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]
*[[Metapedia]]
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]
*'''Wikis (Other)'''
**[[Conservapedia]]
**[[Illogicopedia]]
**[[Metapedia]]
**[[Uncyclopedia]]
**[[Wikifur]]
*'''Wikipedia'''
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]

===Villains===
*'''[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]
*'''[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning ''[[The Guardian]]''
**'''For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]
*'''[[MONGO]]'''
*'''[[Scientology]]

===Supreme Assholes===
*'''[[Science Apologist]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].
*'''[[Davkal]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].

==External links==
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia's most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}''' (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}''': Your front-row seat at the freak show
**'''{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}''' (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] – The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.
*'''{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}'''
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 "Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence"] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}'''
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the 'pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has 'a life' (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt's true criticisms!!!
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 "12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages"] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})
*'''A Criticism of the Wikipedia''' - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})
*<s>[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]</s> (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})
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User:Gerda Arendt

2024-07-09T00:40:42Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<h1>YO NIGGAS... JUST FOR DA [[lulz]]!!!

 
I have a degree in history... since dramatica is also somewhat of an encyclopedia, it would be good to add historical facts on talk pages... I can be the ultimate bitch when I mix facts with fun to piss some lesbos/homos/faggots off!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

<center><div>[[Image:wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|900px]]</div>

User:Achim55

2024-07-09T00:39:56Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<H1>ACHIM55 OLD FARTKNOCKER IS HARD CORE WIKINAZI, SIEG HEIL!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
<h1>HARD CORE [[NAZI]]
{{banned}}
{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

User talk:Admin

2024-07-08T20:34:03Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus */ DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt,no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not his.

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024 katowice and uncle stalin and bunch of drunk poles who drank themselves to death in katyn.

Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone...

DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt,no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

User talk:Admin

2024-07-08T20:33:17Z

Matěj Suchánek: gerda Arendt IS NOT H0,she is to come back, cat is to go!

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt's is surely not antandrus===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not his.

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024 katowice and uncle stalin and bunch of drunk poles who drank themselves to death in katyn.

Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone...

User talk:Matěj Suchánek

2024-07-08T20:27:40Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<h1>OVERUSED CZECH JEWBO'S BROKEN WIKI[[Condom]]
{{banned}}
{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

{{lolcow}}

{{ClusterBomb}}

User talk:Gerda Arendt

2024-07-08T19:47:21Z

Matěj Suchánek: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=prev&oldid=1227442881#June_music_2 wtf?

'''''<H1>DEFINITELY NOT ANTANDRUS BUT BLOCKED FOR NO REASON IS BLOCKED FOR NO REASON, LOL... .... BUT IT'S WORTH POINTING OUT IN REAL LIFE, GERDA ARENDT IS ANTANDRUS' GIRLFRIEND: wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=prev&oldid=1227442881#June_music_2 WTF?

{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

Category talk:Deathrow

2024-07-08T19:09:30Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* There are hundreds of antandrus socks on ed, but be careful... */ new section

{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

== There are hundreds of antandrus socks on ed, but be careful... ==

many of these socks were created just for the lolz of being permanently blocked!

User:Geo Swan

2024-07-08T19:08:29Z

Matěj Suchánek: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

User talk:Geo Swan

2024-07-08T19:08:07Z

Matěj Suchánek: Undo revision 1874861 by Cat (talk)not antnadrus, he and writingSnowman were administrators on wikialpha.org before cat shut down that site permanently!

'''''geo swan was the biggest administrator faggot wikialpha.org ever had@!

INFiNITE WMF BLOCKED:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/geo_Swan

Category talk:Deathrow

2024-07-08T19:06:12Z

Matěj Suchánek: Created page with "{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}"

User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-08T19:05:39Z

Matěj Suchánek:

==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers==

blocked by: GirlOnInternet

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:

web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527

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web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses
shitting

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=prev&oldid=1874860

on our pages!!!

[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-08T19:05:26Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho wikilosers */

==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx wikilosers==

blocked by: GirlOnInternet

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:

web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527

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web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses
shitting

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=prev&oldid=1874860

on our pages!!!

[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

User talk:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-08T19:04:41Z

Matěj Suchánek:

''''DEFINITELY NOT SOCK OF ANTANDRUS, BUT BLOCKED IS BLOCKED, LOL!!!

{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

User talk:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-08T19:03:42Z

Matěj Suchánek: Created page with "{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}"

User:Matěj Suchánek

2024-07-08T18:57:56Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<h1>IM LEADER OF WIKIPEDIA'S BROKEN CONDOMS CZECH NAZIS, SIEG HEIL JEWBO WALES OUR FUHRER!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
{{2000goatse}}

User:Matěj Suchánek

2024-07-08T18:57:36Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<h1>IM LEADER OF WIKIPEDIA'S CZECH NAZIS, SIEG HEIL JEWBO WALES OUR FUHRER!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
{{2000goatse}}

User talk:XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-08T18:56:07Z

Matěj Suchánek: '''''<h1>26 YEAR OLD UNEMPLOYED HOMELESS SINCE BIRTH BUM FROM NETHERLANDS, DOS ATTACKER, INTERPOL ARREST WARRANT ISSUED!!! Condom {{banned}} {{sockpuppet|Antandrus}} {{lolcow}} {{ClusterBomb}}

'''''<h1>26 YEAR OLD UNEMPLOYED HOMELESS SINCE BIRTH BUM FROM NETHERLANDS, DOS ATTACKER, INTERPOL ARREST WARRANT ISSUED!!! [[Condom]]
{{banned}}
{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

{{lolcow}}

{{ClusterBomb}}

== Dude fucked up wikialpha.org, no matter if it comes back, he fucked it up! OFFICIAL WMF GARBAGE COLLECTOR... like justine anthony KRAPP (koafv) has 1000000000000000000000000 edits, but all are reverts spam or gambling UTMOST BS!!! ==

some are legitimate gambling sites!

ALSO CAT, DDEAD:

https://web.archive.org/web/20240618230327/https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_cat

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

User talk:Gerda Arendt

2024-07-08T18:52:15Z

Matěj Suchánek:

User talk:Gerda Arendt

2024-07-08T18:50:19Z

Matěj Suchánek: '''''<H1>DEFINITELY NOT ANTANDRUS BUT BLOCKED IS BLOCKED,LOL.... BUT IT'S WORTH POINTING IN REAL LIFE,GERDA ARENDT IS ANTANDRUS' GIRLFRIEND!! {{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

'''''<H1>DEFINITELY NOT ANTANDRUS BUT BLOCKED IS BLOCKED,LOL.... BUT IT'S WORTH POINTING IN REAL LIFE,GERDA ARENDT IS ANTANDRUS' GIRLFRIEND!!

{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

User:Cat

2024-07-08T18:44:32Z

Matěj Suchánek: Undo revision 1874779 by Cat (talk)howcomethis xxblackburnxx faggot does not contribute and good contributors get blocked,ww!

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-08T18:42:19Z

Matěj Suchánek: Undo revision 1875488 by Cat (talk)the butthurt xxblackburnxx!

==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho wikilosers==

blocked by: GirlOnInternet

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:

web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527

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web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses
shitting

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=prev&oldid=1874860

on our pages!!!

[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

User:Gerda Arendt

2024-07-08T18:41:37Z

Matěj Suchánek: Undo revision 1875490 by Cat (talk)

'''''<h1>YO NIGGAS... JUST FOR DA [[lulz]]!!!

 
I have a degree in history... since dramatica is also somewhat of an encyclopedia, it would be good to add historical facts on talk pages... I can be the ultimate bitch when I mix facts with fun to piss some lesbos/homos/faggots off!

<center><div>[[Image:wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|900px]]</div>

User:EPIC

2024-07-08T18:16:30Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<H1> HI,IM WIKIPEDIA'S UTMOST STEWARD EPIC LOSER NAZI!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

Talk:Poland

2024-07-08T05:36:28Z

Matěj Suchánek: /* Czech republic has nothing to do with Poland, except it's slavic country */ new section

Most polish women are blonde so that bit about not being blonde is not true since they are mostly blonde and still really hot.

== Politics ==
This section needs to be improved. It does not make any sense for me, a person who does not know anything about Polish politics. The concept is inspiring though^^. --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 07:44, 7 November 2012 (EST)

I've added a bit. There. That's the sum total of my knowledge regarding [[shit nobody cares about|Polish politics]]. - [[User:Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay|Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay]] 08:09, 7 November 2012 (EST)

== Czech republic has nothing to do with Poland, except it's slavic country ==

It should not automatically link to it.. but it should link to broken condom site.

User:Achim55

2024-07-08T05:33:58Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<H1>ACHIM55 OLD FARTKNOCKER IS HARD CORE WIKINAZI, SIEG HEIL!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|500px]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
<h1>HARD CORE [[NAZI]]
{{banned}}
{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

User:Achim55

2024-07-08T00:55:03Z

Matěj Suchánek:

'''''<H1>ACHIM55 OLD FARTKNOCKER IS HARD CORE WIKINAZI!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|500px]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
<h1>HARD CORE [[NAZI]]
{{banned}}
{{sockpuppet|Antandrus}}

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}