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Teen Titans

2026-05-04T17:15:11Z

LordGrimThInvincible: link tagging

[[Image:Teen Titans femdom.PNG|350px|right]]
Once upon a time, comic book nerds had the fantastic idea of [[crossover|crossing over]] all the sidekicks for one great [[lie|fantastic]] sidekick orgy, so they could skip through the fields of olde, pick flowers, and do other gay shit. Because DC comics had nothing better planned for the sidekicks, they decided go with the fans' wet dream and the comic series about Superhero rejects banding together because they really, ''really'' suck was born. However, despite whatever [[comic book fans]] tell you, the series went to hell even before ''[[Cartoon Network]]'' raped it up the ass because, like any comic book series, it suffered from featuring about five million characters, none of which served a purpose besides satisfying a specific fetish.

==Characters==
Oh boy! If you like one note characters, then man, it's got a lot of that. These characters are so [[typical]] that all of the fans root for the [[pedophiles|villains]]. Then again, the villains include [[Joseph Fritzl]], [[Tom Anderson]], [[Satan]], and other pedos, so it's no wonder they [[pwn]] the brats 90% of the time.

*'''[[Mary Sue|Robin]]''': The only character that non-comic-book nerds recognize. Thus, he's the leader. It's also for this same reason that he's the leader in the comic because who ever heard of Beast Boy or Cyborg before the Teen Titans? I've been told that they exist.

*'''[[Emo|Raven]]''': Space-Satan's daughter that is loved by fanboys of the show because of how beatifully rendered her [[tits]] are and fangirls love to [[ship]] her with Beast Boy because "OMG! [[Crack Ship|THEY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!]] THAT'S SO CUTE!!11" Mind raped Robin or Nightwing or whatever in the comic because he was going to marry Starfire and the writers decided to '''Conviently''' make her want Robin to fuck her like a 15 year old boy in a whore house with a wallet full of $50s. Serves no other purpose than to be a public service message brain washing young boys with the idea that the weird emo girl that cuts herself can be a pretty decent fuck if she has a nice body and is cute.

*'''[[Furfag|Beast Boy]]''': The so called "funny" [[vegan|virgin]] that can fall in love with anything with [[tits]] faster than his dick can get hard. Best friends with the nigger because [[furries|minorities]] gotta [[fuck|stick]] together. Best known as being the weakest link of the group despite Robin not having any powers.

*'''[[Nigger|Cyborg]]''': Token ethnic of the group who receives no fan attention at all because he never eats [[fried chicken]] like a good little nigger. Instead, his role is to build shit while the white, green, and gray folk go out and do the real work. It was also decided that Cyborg couldn't go on any missions because, like any ghetto convict, he drove a loud car and shot everything he saw. When he does appear in fan fictions or art it's usually as a [[rape|rapist]] because [[truth|that's what everyone thinks that niggers do]]. [[Cyborg|His real comic counterpart]] is actually friggin' [[hot]], though.

*'''[[Pantyshot|Starfire]]''': The socially-retarded one whose sole purpose is to provide underage pantyshots, nip slips and be so oblivious that fanfags will think that she'd actually let them fuck her. In TTG they go inside her before they go inside Cyborg, leading the Rule of Fantastic Voyage Plots to be broken (only go inside Cyborg if it's the Teen Titans doing this kind of plot) and people hating her for dumb reasons (TTG sucks anyway and Cyborg is the worst portrayed in the show, but Cyborg needs to [[Screw|be gone inside]].)

*'''[[Loli|Terra]]''': Takes Beast Boy's virginity, joins the bad guys, and is hated by the fangirls for "<strike>[[Truth|STEALING BB FROM RAE RAE!!]]</strike> [[Lie|BETRAYING THE TITANS!]] THAT BITCH! I'LL FUCKING KILL THAT SLUT!" Even more hated by fans because in the comic: She smokes both cigarettes and cock. Is a [[jailbait]] whore that fucks Deathstroke and is drawn a whole hell of a lot chubbier in the comic then she appears on tv and has fucked up teeth. The only thing that the Tv version has in common with her comic counterpart is that they're both [[boobs|flat chested]] because it's common knowledge that only 13 year old girls that are with the good guys can have 32 double D [[boobs|mommy bags]] decorating their chest. Submitted as further evidence, look at [[Ace's Last Moments|Ace]] from Justice League Unlimited. This bitch has two backs. 
Unlike the tv show, the writers of the comic have actually admitted that it was their goal for them to want the reader to hate Tera and not [[sob story|sympathize]] with her like in the tv show because, in their words, "She is an evil whore with no soul."

*'''[[Deadpool|Deathstroke]]''': Main villain of the series that is best remembered for making Tera his bitch and Getting ripped off by Marvel comics and renamed Deadpool. His most notable achievements are his [[almost raped|almost raping]] Raven on her birthday and getting [[pwned]] by his dead bitch of a wife in the eye, allowing him to be skullfucked by Trigon in later episodes that are mega popular with the show's fans because of a [[loli]] version of Raven that has more fan art, [[hentai]] interpretations than there are real numbers in mathmatics. 
In the original Teen Titans series he was named Slade because the asshole censors working for Cartoon Network didn't like the idea of a character in a children's show with the word '''DEATH''' in his name. They felt it might tramatize them by helping them to realize that [[truth|they aren't immortal]] and one day will become [[dead|worm food]] and sooner or later, everything dies. Right here is a good reason why so many colleges and universities need [[snowflake|safeplaces]] for all their [[pussy|sensitive]] [[snowflake|snowflakes]] and why we will get [[pwned|our asses kicked]] if there is ever a third world war.

==Fans==
*[http://arkham-insanity.deviantart.com/gallery/#Spankofiles--5 Arkham-Insanity]: Draws Titans CP
*[[Nesshelper]]
*[[Neo arcane]]: Starfire's biggest faggot
*[[Dakari-King Mykan]]: Makes videos of Beast Boy lip-syncing Sesame Street songs and writes [[emo]] fics about Beast Boy wanting to pound Terra's vagina.
*[[Bbraefan1530]] Mostly just blogs about others who do shipping art of Beast Boy and Raven while occasionally posting some of her bad art. Has recently taken to writing very bad near [[bestiality]] fics about Beast Boy and Raven screwing like mad.
*[[Sonbreezie]]: Likes Cyborg.

==''Teen Titans Go!''==
{{main|Teen Titans Go!}}
In 2012, people got hyped up for what they thought was Season 6 of Teen Titans. Too bad they failed to realize the show is nothing like the original and if anything is a spinoff of the original. Now they are butthurt and won't stop complaining about it, let alone fuel the fire with constant rants on YouTube about it.

==[[Child pornography|Lost episodes]]==
*[http://www.redtube.com/6147 Raven raped] - Dead link.
*[http://xhamster.com/movies/270842/teen_titans_hentai.html Jinx raped] - Dead link.
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/360656 Tentacle rape]
*[http://wetpussygames.com/adult-cartoons/tentacles-2-teen-titans.html More tentacle rape]
Have you spotted [[rape|the trend]]?

==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|TITANS, GO!!!|TeenTitanGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Tamaran incest.jpg
File:Shadman Teen Titans.jpeg
File:Teen Titans shadow rape.jpg
File:Embarrassed Raven.jpg|Raven the [[Emo]] Goddess
Image:Hotrape.jpg|Beast Boy reads the original Teen Titans comics.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:DATASS01.JPG|[[Dat Ass|Dat Starfire ass]]
Image:Batmanbeginscosplafag.jpg|Awkward boner, ACTIVATE!
Image:Teen Titan fail comic.jpg|It's funny because it's almost like something out of the show. So I guess it's not that funny.
Image:Starfire is unfunny.jpg|[[unfunny|Show summary]].
File:Teen Titans 5.jpg
File:Goth Milk.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[Bbraefan1530]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[RebelTaxi]] - Raven is the love of his life.
*[[Hero]]
*[[Iron Man]]
*[[Shadman]]
*[[Superman]]
*[[Teen Titans Go!]]
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]

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User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl

2026-05-03T02:24:05Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Jack and jill went up dah hill 2 get a buket o watah jack fell down an' broke his crown, an' jew came tumblr aft'r!!7!!!!

== Username ==

Are you referring to Kaede Akamatsu from [[Danganronpa]]? That's the only Kaede I'm aware of. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:34, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

:LOL I just started playing Dangonronpa again today. Also thx for that fix.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:54, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

:Yeah, I'm referring to her. - [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 10:03, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

== France series template ==

[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] set up a decent one right [[User:Eldiperro/Template Patents#Template:French|here]]. If you could give me a list of people/things to fill this out, that'd be great. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 23:28, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

:A list of people who have already their article here? - [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 23:45, 9 january 2026 (UTC)

::Yeah, just to get the ball rolling. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:57, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

::: Well sorry, but I don't know a lot of articles about french people here. I still plan to make news one. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 23:02, 10 january 2026 (UTC)

== Sandbox ==

You might already know this, but [[Carly Gregg]] already has an article, though it is a crappy stub. Just thought I would say in case you didn't know. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:55, 31 January 2026 (UTC)

:Shit. Thank you for warning me. And you're right this article is shit. I would fill it up later. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 22:22, 31 january 2026 (UTC)

==What would you do if...==

A dragon attemped to hypnotize you in order to make you his sissy slave?

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:23, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-03T02:19:20Z

LordGrimThInvincible: I COMMAND you ALL to be my BEST FRIENDS FOREVAAAAARRRR

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-03T01:52:12Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Be my friend FOREVER!!!!!!! I command it!!!!!!

User talk:DinkDummy

2026-05-03T01:38:56Z

LordGrimThInvincible: iuweqfgl;odjkm

Don't make new pages stick to the user pageHellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 22:21, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

== oye ==

aprende a hablar inglés mejor antes de escribir nuevos artículos, caribeño inmundo {{Unsigned|Andrés Berríos Bravo}}

== Sign your posts ==

The proper way to sign your talk page posts is by typing the tildes symbol '''~''' four times at the end of your message.

Example:

<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:48, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

== Milked cows ==
Good of you to tag the outdated cows pages like [[DisneyFan01]]. I've taken the liberty of adding it to [[Intellectual Checkmate]], as well. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 19:17, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== Template Making ==

Considering that you just made three templates in a row incorrectly, I'm assuming you have no idea that you are [[doing it wrong]] and will probably keep making them wrong unless someone intervenes, so let me tell what you need to do. You need to add a colon <code>:</code> after the word "template" for it to work properly. For example, instead of creating <code>TemplateChile</code>, you should use <code>Template:Chile</code>. Otherwise, MediaWiki will treat your page as an ordinary article and you won't be able to use it like a template. ¿Comprendes? [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] already fixed your previous templates for you, but remember this for future reference.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:53, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[Memology 101]] ==

If you know so much about different kinds of spics, then could you get the ball rolling on that article. I’ll actually help you make it something not completely gay and retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 22:02, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[VittorioTheVyonder2003]] ==

this article has been deathnoticed since the 9th. i see you're active but have not improved it yet. please improve this article with pictures and words or it may be removed for being a stub. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 13:14, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

== Dude ==

Stop writing articles on random latinx who scored like 2 frags noone cares! Add hem to [[High Score/Loserinfo]] instead. I'm already on the fence about [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], but [[Rafael Calzada school shooting|Javier Romero]] most definitely belongs in there. [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 13:36, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:Also they're all shitty stubs, you don't even add loadouts or graded score sections bruh git gud [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 14:15, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
::[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]] also forgot to add a Graded Score when he wrote the Loserinfo section on [[High Score/Loserinfo#Menhaz Zaman|Menhaz Zaman]]. Not sure why, since he's usually very competent at this sort of thing. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:33, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:::Aight, I'll add one and stop being lazy. I didn't realize those were necessary or whatever. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:53, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

== Stop being so ESL ==

Pls learn proper english before making new articles --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 22:16, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
:[[User_talk:DinkDummy#oye|I been saying this]] [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 12:39, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Also, another tip for Dink if we are talking about his articles; DO NOT COPY AND PASTE AN ENTIRE SUB SECTION OF AN ARTICLE FOR ANOTHER ARTICLE. Examples? Proves? [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], all the shooting timeline, copied from me and the first version of the article about [[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]], copied from almost the [[Max Porta]] article. We want originality in ED, so please, don't copy from another article that some EDitor did for your "replica" if I want to call it like that, cause that's what it almost is. Also, sorry if i'm being so mean, Anger issues. <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 13:28, 16 September 2025 (UTC)
:Even 4 months later, he never listened to this. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:18, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Please learn English and know when a high scorer deserves a full article instead of being chucked into [[loserinfo]]. - [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]]) 20:33, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

==[[Brandon Clark]]==

Saw you upload [[Media:Brandon Andrew Clark.jpg|Brandon Clark's mugshot]]. FYI, [[Media:BrandonCV&.jpg|image already exists]] and [[Brandon Clark]] already has an article — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:00, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

== Yo nigga ==

yo im new here but im just here to ask, when you do graded score, why dont you actually take things into consideration? you just say "FUCK FAIL" "FUCK YOU" without considering anything or doing any research lmfao, for example in ur lum chin hao article (i fixed it) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 08:12, 13 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Question ==

In the last [[Special:PermanentLink/1947828|edit]] of the [[Alaa Abu Dheim]] page you created before I basically rewrote it, the "Background" section was written in a way you don't normally write. Did you by chance use [[AI]]? It reads like it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 23:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== Stop ==

We don't need pages on every single LARPing TCC kid that at most kills 1, injures 2, and kills himself after posting a 7,000-word shitfesto. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:45, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

i doubt he even checks his talk page lmfao so its pretty much useless putting this here [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:04, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:I don't think who he writes about is the problem with his articles, it's mainly the fact that he doesn't write anything that makes an article good. [[Dillon Cossey]] who wasn't even able to commit an attack has an article that is pretty fun to read, yet when Dink writes it's just crtl c & v of the last one he shat out. Calls them famous for an attack that [[nobody cares about]]. Copied and pasted loadouts from another high scorer. Graded score where he just writes "FUCK FAIL". Mischaracterizes them as [[Tarrantulas]] or [[Columbine copycats]] when there's no evidence to suggest that. He is lazy with it. And it doesn't help that they are so ESL. [[Travis Reinking|I myself probably shouldn't be speaking but whatever]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:34, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
::Despite all that, I think his most retarded act by far is claiming [[Luis Garavito]] only got 3 kills. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:40, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== dude ==

Dont remove the death notices on articles, if the admins/sysops/EDitors or whatever they are called nowadays want to deathnotice it, just leave it be, just try to improve the article. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:09, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:I thought that article was pretty good as far as DinkDummie's articles on irrelevant school shooters go. Anyways, I guess the higher-ups on ED are finally putting the boot down on High Score articles... and I think we have DinkDummie to thank for that. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 12:28, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:same but the admins decided it should be deathnoticed so just leave it be i guess. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:13, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

::I'm perfectly fine with the new [[ED Is Not]] section if it means TikTok TCC kids will stop migrating here. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:24, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

==Posterity==

Not sure how your existence escaped my gaze, considering how small ED currently is, but I am glad to have stumbled upon thee.

I have been going to many talk pages of active/notable EDitors here to extend offerings of snugglerenship and also just typing random Trite because I am BORED.

Gonna comment here so it is one less talk page for me to "conquer" later.

Back on wikipedia It used to be common place for me to turn talk pages into my dumpster and I caught bans for it every single time.

It's fun to do this again, talk page trolling via treating this like a forum.

But anyway yeah I extend to thee an offer of snugglez and frenship, Spaniard dude.

*hugs*

Dont listen to talk page meanies, your edits are cool the way they are, never EVER listen to fair criticism.

BTW your userpage was super elaborate and cool, you clearly put in a lot of effort.

Have a RAWRnderful day!!!! 😘🐉💋

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:38, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:57:13Z

LordGrimThInvincible: New channel!

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{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

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{{rainbowsmall|yeah I'd rape a baby}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
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'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about (no new videos since 2024).
*{{yt|@|siegeslows|𝙎𝙞𝙚𝙜𝙚 ᛉ|}} - Newer channel claiming to be him. (no new videos since 2025).
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :) (no brain activity since 2024).
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page (inactive since 2024).
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page (no new videos since 2023).
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page. "That user does not exist."
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel. '''BANNED!''' "siegepilledzoomer has been banned for the following reasons: Promotion of terrorism or violent ideology."

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:41:34Z

LordGrimThInvincible: edit conflict?

{{VirginFaggot|file=Siege classic.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

{{corner|bl|[[File:thats-me-bruh-siegepilled.gif|180px]]}}

{{rainbowsmall|yeah I'd rape a baby}}

{{ib|[[File:siege_ohio.png|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about (no new videos since 2024).
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :) (no brain activity since 2024).
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page (inactive since 2024).
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page (no new videos since 2023).
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page ("that user does not exist").
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel. '''BANNED!''' "siegepilledzoomer has been banned for the following reasons: Promotion of terrorism or violent ideology."

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:38:48Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Shoah

{{VirginFaggot|file=Siege classic.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

{{corner|bl|[[File:thats-me-bruh-siegepilled.gif|180px]]}}

{{rainbowsmall|yeah I'd rape a baby}}

{{ib|[[File:siege_ohio.png|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about (no new videos since 2024).
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :) (No brain activity since 2024).
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page (Inactive since 2024).
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page. (No new videos since 2023)
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page. "This user does not exist"
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel.

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:37:07Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Lum dee dumb

{{VirginFaggot|file=Siege classic.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

{{corner|bl|[[File:thats-me-bruh-siegepilled.gif|180px]]}}

{{rainbowsmall|yeah I'd rape a baby}}

{{ib|[[File:siege_ohio.png|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about (no new videos since 2024).
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :) (No brain activity since 2024).
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page (Inactive since 2024).
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page. (No new videos since 2023)
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page.
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel.

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:35:48Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* External Links */

{{VirginFaggot|file=Siege classic.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

{{corner|bl|[[File:thats-me-bruh-siegepilled.gif|180px]]}}

{{rainbowsmall|yeah I'd rape a baby}}

{{ib|[[File:siege_ohio.png|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about (no new videos since 2024).
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :) (No brain activity since 2024)
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page (inactive since 2024).
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page.
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page.
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel.

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:32:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: dittto

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{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about. (No new videos since 2024.)
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :)
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page. (Inactive since 2024)
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page.
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page.
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel.

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Siegepilled Zoomer

2026-05-02T20:30:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: these accounts seem inactive

{{VirginFaggot|file=Siege classic.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Child}}
{{764}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Spics}}
{{Withjews}}

{{corner|bl|[[File:thats-me-bruh-siegepilled.gif|180px]]}}

{{rainbowsmall|yeah I'd rape a baby}}

{{ib|[[File:siege_ohio.png|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Siegepilled'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Africa|Bridgeport]], [[Connecticut]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], goes to [[prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]].

== Internet Activity ==
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets [[Bullying|bullied]] at school, he developed a ''horrific'' case of [[Too much time on the Internet|too-much-internet syndrome™]]. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of [[Tarrantulas|Nazi mass shooters]], and posting said edits on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]], [[Discord|Trooncord]], and [[Twatter]]. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about [[List of sex moves|69ing each other and doing it doggy style]] and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old! [[Do it faggot|Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque]].

== The Closet is Opened ==
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.

[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]]

===Some things Nathaniel is turned on by===
*Gay sex
*[[Trannies]]
*The streamer [[Jellybean]]
*[[Feet]]
*[[Furry porn]]
*Babies
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] characters
*[[Jewish]] femboys
*[[Serbian]] femboys
*[[Chinks]]
*[[Roblox]] porn
*[[School shooters]]
*[[BLACKED]] porn

===What Nathaniel is not turned on by===
*Anyone over the age of 12
*Straight sex
*Having to go outside
*Socializing and being with his family

== The Chimpout ==
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]].

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:siege_classic.jpg
File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]].
File:siege_black.png
File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy.
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols.
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident.
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy.
*[[Discord]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Edgelord]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|@|siegepilled.zoomer|siegepilled.zoomer}} - His JewTube channel that no one cares about. No new videos since 2024.
*{{Steam|76561199544202967|siegepilled.zoomer}} - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :)
*{{WPD|@siegepilledzoomer}} - His gay [[WPD]] page.
*[https://goresee.com/a/siegepilled.zoomer/video-channels siegepilled.zoomer] - His gay GoreSee page.
*[https://medal.tv/u/siegepilled_zoomer siegepilled_zoomer] - His Medal.tv page.
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/siegepilledzoomer siegepilledzoomer] - His [[VidLii]] channel.

{{Faggotry}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Gayrepublicans}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]

Munich Massacre

2026-05-01T23:39:05Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Archivuibgh

'''''Not to be confused with the 1972 Olympic hostage taking of the same name'''''
{{Spoilers|He was a true aryan and [[Lie|not a sand nigger]] based on his iranian origins}}
{{An hero|[[File:Deaddavid2.jpg|150px|link=]]}}
{{An prophet}}
[[File:munichgunmen.jpg|center]]
[[File:polisright.jpg|center]]

{{ib|[[File:Munichshooter.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ali David Sonboly'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Adolf Hitler|April 20]], 1998}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 22, 2016 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[German]]  [[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 9, injured 36 (4 by Sonboly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Irony|Anti-rapefugeeism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

On July 22nd, 2016 (the 5th anniversary of [[Breivik]]'s epic bloodfest), an 18-year-old rapefugee spawn named '''David Sonboly'''{{Nazi}} (Born: '''[[Deadname|Ali Sonboly]]'''{{Muslim}}) was fed up with being bullied by the filthy turkroaches infesting Deutschland, and the Glock he ordered off the [[Darknet]] was finally in his possession. So, he decided to seek revenge against the sub-human scumbags plaguing his nation and ruining his life, by going on a generic, but lulzy little shooting spree. The "tragedy" claimed 10 lives including his own. Thankfully, this kid discriminately targeted non-white undermentsch and cleaned up the turkroach infestation ruining his country, and earned his own ED page in the progress, along with thousands of admirers and creepy ass fangirls like every mass murderer scores. Due to the shooting spree being within close proximity in time to several terrorist attacks in Europe, most people believed the shooter to be a radical Islamic terrorist, but the opposite turned out to be true; David was a euro-skeptic, pro-white nationalist, anti-mudslime and /pol/ lurker. David was also active on [[Steam]], where he trained for his terrorist attack by killing virtual terrorists in [[Counter-Strike]] and going on hacking rampages in [[GTA 5]]. Ban tactical assault video games.

[[file:MerkelLaugh.jpg|thumb|And then I told them "Diversity is Germany's strength. The Muslims will assimilate to our kulture."]]

==Background==
[[file:WhyKidsKill.jpg|thumb|[[tl,dr]] they do it for [[great justice]] and [[LULZ]]. If history has taught us one thing, [[Nazis|Germans]] reading a [[Mein Kampf|book]] always leads to [[LULZ]].]]
[[File:AliDMall.jpg|thumb|right|DE_Munich]]
[[File:MunichCSGOirl.png|thumb|right]]
Just a week before the attack, {{wikilink|Würzburg_train_attack|a 17-year-old Mudslime}} decided to go for the high score by using nothing but an axe and his own brute strength. He critically injured a few NPCs before getting shot and wasted by the cops. [[ISIS]] claimed responsibility for the attack, like they did for the [[Paris Mass Shooting]] that killed over a hundred, and the [[Nice Truck Attack 2016]] that pwn'd 80+ noobs, just a few weeks ago.

Ali was born on [[Columbine|April 20th, 199]]8 in a suburb in Munich. At a young age, he was diagnosed with Autism, according to reports. He was [[bullied]] in school mainly by [[Albania|albanians]] and [[Turkey|turks]] for being a [[fatass]], [[Loner|having no friends]] and [[Basement dweller|playing videogames all day]]. He decided to take [[Guns|matters]] into his own hands and would [[Kill|deal]] with his tormentors in a [[Mass Shooting|calm, rational manner]].

This autist [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/27/munich-gunman-saw-sharing-hitlers-birthday-as-special-honour also thought it was a "special honour" to have the same birthday as Hitler]

If Ali had not [[an hero]]ed and had surrendered to the police he would have been considered a minor (under 21) and would have faced a maximum sentence of [[WTF|10 years]]. Germany does not have a death penalty [[America |unlike more enlightened nations]].

===[[Steam]] Activities===
Like 99.85% of ALL PC Gamers, David had an account on the [[Steam]] gaming service; 3 of them, in fact. Two of his alts got vac b& due to hax0ring, leaving only his main, '''† NΞΘ† GҽR†™''', pure. He is known to have used pictures and names of mass murderers like [[Tim Kretschmer]] and [[Anders Behring Breivik]] for his steam identity. He was a skiddie who used hacks on [[Counter-Strike]], and hax0red over 9000 dollars in [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA Online]]. He also made a fake private chat who polizei didn't reveal with [[Sebastian Bosse]], which was a bit cringy, being honest. He was known to be antisocial, quiet, and private about his personal life, but showed admiration for [[Alt-right]] politics, and great hostility to [[Turkey|Turkroaches]]. He was also in several troll groups on steam, such as [[Jeff Weise]], Anti-Refugee Club, [[Adam Lanza]], [[Colorado|Littleton]] Residents, [[Columbine]] High School - Class of '99, etc. A friend of his was arrested after some faggots on le reddit snitched his profile out to the cops, due to having lulzy and edgy shit on his profile. Most of the friends of the shooter who lived in Germany got paid a visit by the cops, had their computers confiscated, or been v&.

<center><gallery>
Image:Munichshooterprofile.png|His profile, as viewed by a friend.
Image:Munichsteam03.png|One of his friends sending his ghost a message. Kek.
Image:Munichcomments.jpg|All of the comments on his main profile. Epic lulz.
Image:Munichshootersteamgame.jpg|Notice the [[Tim Kretschmer|name]]. Oh and his friend, [[JIDF]] Elite.
Image:Munichshootersteamgame2.jpg|15-1 KDR; Tim-K Reenactment.
Image:Munichshootersteamgame3.jpg|Name is 'The AmokRager'. Amok is a german term for a mass murder. Ala, Amok in der schule = school shooting.
Image:Munichsteamgroups.png|A list of his steam groups
File:Munich Killer Random Comments.png|Munich killer comments on some guy's profile
Image:hassbitch.png|Hass! (German for Hate!)
Image:Munich42099.png|One last message to an old friend..
Image:steamtimkretschmer.png|Ali was friends with the ghost of [[Tim Kretschmer]] and shows signs of potential violence.
Image:Munsteam1.jpg
Image:Munsteam2.jpg
Image:Munsteam3.jpg
Image:Munsteam4.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Shooting Spree==
[[File:Davidsonbolyfacebookhacked.jpg|thumb|right|Hacked Facebook account]]
After another day of being [[Rape|beaten up]] by [[Turkey|Turkroach]] and [[Arab]] normalfags, our hero decided to play some [[Mass Shooting|Counter-Strike IRL]]. He [[hacked]] a [[Catfish|girl's Facebook profile]] and put up a post offering a [[Lie|free McDonald's meal]]. In reality, the McDonald's meal was a McBullet to the head and for drink, their own blood. After killing people in McDonald's, he went and started shooting at people outside the McDonalds before walking into a nearby shopping mall and continuing the [[Lulz|carnage]].

He then walked into a parking lot and had an argument with a man ([[Powerword|Thomas Shelby]]) standing on a balcony. He also tried to spray bullets towards Thomas and a random NPC in the parking lot, but failed and striked by ricochet another guy standing in other balcony.

Sometime during 19:00 and 20:15 hours, [[Pretty cool guy|he helped and elderly woman to cross the street]] when he was on a manhunt, but his wanted level didn't change at all.

At around 20:30, 2 cops spotted and confronted Sonboly on a bike lot. Sonboly allegedly shouted "Because of this, I decided to kill people." and [[An hero|an heroed]] by Glock brainwash in the right temple.

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*'''Primary''': Glock 17
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* A good choice from a Deep Web Honeypot/Jackpot: 9mm converted gun from Bulgaria, once a [[Drama|theater]] prop pistol '''+ 25-35 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Changed shirt from an [[America|Uncle Sam]] T-Shirt to a "[[Irony|CHILL]]" T-SHIRT. Also took for police a whole eternity to caught him. '''Undetectable to elderly, blind/deaf people and police helicopters'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Kebab Remover
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* '''Double damage to turkroaches and mudslimes'''
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*'''Perk 3''': Nazi
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* '''Double damage against Niggers, Spics, Mudslimes. Triple damage against Kikes. Intelligence stats cut in half'''
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* Sonboly was 6.2-3 ft. tall or 1.88 mts. for European standards. ''' Additional movement speed increases a 15% Intimidation factor increases a 35%'''
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*'''Spell''': Islam
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*Once a Mudslime, [[Fact|always a Mudslime]]. '''Increased damage against [[Normal people|infidels]] who go against the almighty sword of [[Allah]].'''
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*'''Handicap''': Backpack
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*Big backpack for hiding his [[Gun|handheld rapist]]. He didn't drop it till he an heroed. '''-10 Speed'''
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==Argument==
[[file:Sam-hyde-3.jpg|thumb|[[Sam Hyde]] at it again, the absolute madman]]
[[File:evidence666.png|thumb|showing off his gun IRL]]
[[File:BalconyMan.jpg|thumb|Proud [[Nazi|Aryan]] known only as "Balcony Guy" trolling shooter.]]

One [[Nazi|German]] man on a balcony, deprived of any real weapons by Germany's LULZ killing firearms laws, launched a devastating [[Philosopher Attack]] leading to the most erudite exchange since the legendary Ludwig Wittgenstein-Karl Popper "careful with that poker Ludwig" debate of 1924.
=== Act I - The verbal battle ===
Balcony Guy: Da ist er der scheiß türke! / There he is stupid turk

Shooter: I'm German

Balcony Guy: Di bist en Wichser das bist du! / You're Wanker that's what you are!

Shooter:Wegen Typen wie dir musst ich mir ne Waffen kaufen um euch alle Abzuknallen! / Because of Guys like you I bought a gun to shoot you all!

Balcony Guy: Ey Scheiß Türke !/ Ey Fucking turk

Shooter: Hör auf zu Filmen wegen Arschlöchern wie dir wurd ich die letzten 7 jahre gemobbt! / Stop Filming because of assholes like you I was bullied for the past 7 years !

Balcony Guy: Scheiß Kanacke ! / Fucking Sandnigger !

Shooter: Ja Was ! Ich bin hier geboren worden ! / Yes What ! I was Born Here !

Balcony Guy: Ey der hat ne waffe here der irre hat ne knarre ruf mal einer die Bullen ! / Ey he has a gun there the Psycho has a Gun ! Somebody already call the Cops !

Shooter: Ich hatte ne Zukumft ! Anders als ihr scheiß Hartz Vierer ! / I had a Future ! Other then Wellfare Guys like you !

Balcony Guy: Oh Halt die Schnauze du Arschloch da unten ! / Oh Shut up you Asshole down there !

Shooter: Wegen Arschlöchern wie dir war ich ganz lang in Therapy !c / Because of Assholes like you I was very long in therapy !

Balcony Guy: Da kommt sicher ne strafe für dich ! / There sure will come a punishment for You !

Shooter: Ich hab nichts getan ! Halten sie the Schnauze man ! / I did nothing wrong ! Shut the fuck up man !

Balcony Guy: Ey du wirst sterben du verfickter Idiot !/ Ey You will die fucking Idiot!

Shooter: *Fires at the ppl on the Balcony*

Balcony Guy : Ahh Wichser ! / Ahh Wanker ! muffled possible Deckung/ Cover

Shooter: Drops Magazin and possible reloads and begins to walk away

Balcony Guy: *Screams a ballade of racial slurs and insults at him*

Note: Anybody with a passing familiarity with German knows the scheiß means shit or shitty. Probably Google translated.

=== Act II - Aftermath ===

To the surprise of nobody, Cuckistan decided to potentially v& Thomas Salbey for standing up against the shooter. The video footage of him arguing with the shooter has gone viral, bring in thousands of supporters and [[faggot|haters]]. In an interview, Tom said “All I had was a beer bottle to throw at him, but if I had a gun I would have shot him in the head.” He is now being investigated by the faggot pig polizei, and will probably face [[over 9000]] years in a concentration camp for not staying in line with Politically Correct faggotry.

== Kebab Removalist ==
It turns out that Sonboly was a [[pretty cool guy]] all along, as he exclusively targeted turkroaches and other shitskins. Throughout the rampage, only one ethnic german was injured, probably by trying to play "hero" and defend the subhuman filth. Online, Ali was known to harbor admiration for [[Nazi]]ism and held extreme hatred against [[Turkey]] and her peoples. Ali's final solution will go on to garner positive net gains for Deutschland; when the AfD and other right-wing groups seize power after [[Angela Merkel]] is hung drawn and quartered, it is expected that a statue of our hero, Ali David Sonboly, will pop up somewhere. [[White Devils]] who are unplugged from [[The Matrix]] will nevar forget the contributions Ali made for Germany. Whilst most Germans are self hating fags who fuel their own extinction (immigration, [[white genocide]], etc), Ali, the true aryan, went on to prove himself to be the '''TRUE''' German. Ruhe in Frieden! ;-;

== Part 2 ==
On December 20, 2024, a [[Sandnigger]] and [[Israel]] Worshiper {{Glow|Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen}}{{Jew}} [[Islam|Drove his BMW SUV into a Christmas market]]. Taleb had a history of [[ZOG|sucking Israel's dick]] and being [[Butthurt]] about islam just existing. This butthurt led him to become a [[Coward|stochastic terrorist]] targetting mudslimes rather than [[Nathaniel Veltman|do]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette|something]] [[Ramadan Van Man|like]] [[Brenton Tarrant|a real man]]. He has gotten a high score of 5 with [[Fail|over 235 Injuries]].

Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen, originally from [[Saudi Arabia]], immigrated to Germany due to political persecution. The German government denied several requests from the Saudi regime to extradite him, something they would later regret. Despite being the only thing between him and his head getting chopped off, Taleb decided Germans just weren't sucking him and his demands off hard enough and chose to bite the hand that fed him instead.

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== Quotes ==

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|This type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries. | Obama who apparently does not include Euro countries as "advanced".

|All I had was a beer bottle to throw at him, but if I had a gun I would have shot him in the head. | Balcony Guy being awesome.

| France will have to learn to live with terrorism.| French Prime Minister Manuel Valls, surrendering without a fight like a true [[Pussybitch|Frenchman]].

|...multiculturalism + Islam does not work.| Sir [[Anders Breivik|Anders Breivik]] stating the obvious.

|I'll give you something if you want, but not too expensive.| Sonoboy cleverly enticing kids into a McDonald's with offers of free food.

|You know the drill. Pray for blah blah blah and blame guns and send positive tweets of unity. #Munich | Beth Palacios [https://twitter.com/dogcopG2/status/756552333907996672 Twittering]

|He was a nice boy. Very quiet. [[Elliot Rodger|I don't think he ever had a girlfriend.]] He just recently started taking SSRI antidepressants. | Description of the average teenaged mass shooter.

|He was extremely stupid, but also he was extremely nice. |From MWtuber, a Kraut Jewtuber who was on the same class as Sonboly.

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==List of [[Bullying|Bullies]] Pwn'd==

{| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
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*Sevda Dag, 45 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Dijamant Zabergja, 21 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Huseyin Dayicik, 19 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Gulliano Kollmann, 18 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Roberto Rafael, 15 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Selçuk Kiliç, 15 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Armela Segashi, 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Can Leyla, 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Sabina Sulaj, 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]

[[File:Ashamedanders.jpg|thumb|center|400px|[[Anders Behring Breivik|Anders]] is disappointed in you!]]

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|9| |9|Not half or moar cuz of the [[faggots]] who injured themselves|20|Self Kebab Removal|20|Full media coverup, many lulz|20|Lured the [[Fat|victims]] into McDonald's|78|C|Grand Theft Auto IRL}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|Bundesnachrichtendienst}}
 
{{Rainbowsmall|Erinner sich 22 Juli}}
 
==Videos==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>3CkhGMPIzIQ</youtube> <center>'''The shooter in action'''</center>
|<youtube>NM7ZhZsG32E</youtube> <center>'''Balcony Man vs Sonboly'''</center>
|<youtube>VLmi6I24EHU</youtube> <center>'''David doing his bloodbath'''</center>
|<youtube>ftmCFiFEWOU</youtube> <center>'''Turns out he was [[Autistic|obsessed with mass shootings]]'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Sonboly corpse search|background-color:yellow;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Sonboly corpse search.mp4|500px]] '''The Aryan hero, dead after his epic Amoklauf'''
|[[File:MunichSmoker.mp4|500px]] '''Smoking before i die'''}}|border=black|background=red}}
|}


==Gallery of Amoklauf==
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File:Alidavidsonboly384.jpg
File:Munichshooter.jpg
File:SonbolyHeart.png|More complete photo, looks like he is in love
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File:Deaddavid4.png
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File:Deaddavid2.jpg|He failed so much to get to the best high score places that [[Epic Fail|his pants fell off]].
File:DeadDavid3.png| You can see his dead body inside that police tent
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File:Alid23882.png
File:Alid8348384.jpg
File:AliDavidSonboly221812381283128321.jpg|Rare pic of him in a classy suit
File:AliDavidSonbolyHouse.jpg|Inside his house
File:Alidsonboly.jpg
File:ALIDmeme.png
File:David S Evidence 1.jpg
File:David S Evidence 2.jpg
File:David Sonboly Mcdonalds Predicted.png|LOST MEDIA
File:SonbolyWANTSYOU.jpg
File:DavidRodger.png|[[The Supreme Gentleman|The Supreme Kebab Remover]]
File:NEOGER.jpg|Sonboly's Steam PFP
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==See Also==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - His inspiration
*[[William Atchison]] - His friend and ED sysop who followed in his footsteps
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alen_Rizvan_Rizvanović|Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] - The one who continued the sequel
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - Sonboly's enemy. Failed 5 kills and was V&.
*[[Tim Kretschmer]] - His german Idol
*[[Sebastian Bosse]] - His second german Idol
*[[Robert Steinhauser]] - Not his idol, but it's ok to mention him.
*[[Germany]]
*[[ISIS]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Postal]]

==External Links==
===YouTube===
*{{yt|c|UCpjw0LTkMktSQ_KlnoX2AdA|Unknown if it's his, but it's terminated and also under the same name as his Steam account, so it probably is}}
*[https://youtube.fandom.com/es/wiki/NeoGer Spic Jewtube fandom page explaining the channel] - Shoah'd! ([https://web.archive.org/web/20250913085105/https://youtube.fandom.com/es/wiki/NeoGer Archive])

===STEAM SHIT===
*{{Steamid|FSFlighterX|† NΞΘ† GҽR†™; his steam profile!}} {{Archive|F6YR9|Archive}} (LOCKED by Polizei)
*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/FSFlighterX/screenshots Screenshots of his (Not locked yet)]
*[http://imgur.com/a/fwR1f Screencaps of his Steam]

===News===
*{{Archive|TjOfA|Halfchan /pol/ thread, lulzy}}
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Munich_shooting Wikipedia's Article] {{Archive|6JGAE}}
*[http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-attacks-germany-gunman-idUSKCN10R1TJ?il=0 German arrested on suspicion of selling gun to Munich shooter, prosecutor says] {{Archive|Ql6iP}}
*[http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S4208359.shtml#.V5KlMKKYEnp KOB Article] {{Archive|VLsUJ}}
*[http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/22/europe/germany-munich-shooting/ CNN Article] {{Archive|smHtk}}
*[http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article/ BBC scrubs all reference the killer's "Ali" name.] {{Archive|2Mope}}
*[http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/muenchner-amoklaeufer-david-s-er-nannte-sich-hass-a-1104451.html German article, covering his Steam profile] {{Archive|IjmLV}}
*[http://isca-org.com/munich-mass-shooting-islamophobia-deranged-teenager/ Munich Mass Shooting: Islamophobia or Deranged Teenager?] {{Archive|MRPcl}}
*[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36880606 16-year-old is arrested, apparently was an accomplice] {{Archive|jjtiH}}
*[http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/07/22/world/europe/munich-shopping-mall-shooting.html?_r=0 Timeline of the attack] {{Archive|3TUnU}}
*[http://www.dailystormer.com/wat-german-who-insulted-haji-terrorist-in-munich-may-be-charged-for-insulting-a-terrorist/ WAT: German Who Insulted Haji Terrorist in Munich May be Charged for Insulting a Terrorist] {{Archive|54bKj}}
*[https://m.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4udrr7/why_is_the_donald_ignoring_munich_maybe_because/ Redditfags chimp out] {{Archive|HtwlE}}
*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/munich-killer-went-weapons-training-8566949 Munich killer 'went on weapons training day to Iran' before massacre where 9 died] {{Archive|C3oum}}
*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/stuttgart-terror-attack-plot-boy-8505858 Stuttgart terror attack plot: Boy, 15, arrested after police find knives and explosives at his flat] {{Archive|rhoin}}

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Munich Massacre

2026-05-01T23:38:04Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Rip spaniard fandom page.

'''''Not to be confused with the 1972 Olympic hostage taking of the same name'''''
{{Spoilers|He was a true aryan and [[Lie|not a sand nigger]] based on his iranian origins}}
{{An hero|[[File:Deaddavid2.jpg|150px|link=]]}}
{{An prophet}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ali David Sonboly'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Adolf Hitler|April 20]], 1998}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 22, 2016 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[German]]  [[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 9, injured 36 (4 by Sonboly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Irony|Anti-rapefugeeism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

On July 22nd, 2016 (the 5th anniversary of [[Breivik]]'s epic bloodfest), an 18-year-old rapefugee spawn named '''David Sonboly'''{{Nazi}} (Born: '''[[Deadname|Ali Sonboly]]'''{{Muslim}}) was fed up with being bullied by the filthy turkroaches infesting Deutschland, and the Glock he ordered off the [[Darknet]] was finally in his possession. So, he decided to seek revenge against the sub-human scumbags plaguing his nation and ruining his life, by going on a generic, but lulzy little shooting spree. The "tragedy" claimed 10 lives including his own. Thankfully, this kid discriminately targeted non-white undermentsch and cleaned up the turkroach infestation ruining his country, and earned his own ED page in the progress, along with thousands of admirers and creepy ass fangirls like every mass murderer scores. Due to the shooting spree being within close proximity in time to several terrorist attacks in Europe, most people believed the shooter to be a radical Islamic terrorist, but the opposite turned out to be true; David was a euro-skeptic, pro-white nationalist, anti-mudslime and /pol/ lurker. David was also active on [[Steam]], where he trained for his terrorist attack by killing virtual terrorists in [[Counter-Strike]] and going on hacking rampages in [[GTA 5]]. Ban tactical assault video games.

[[file:MerkelLaugh.jpg|thumb|And then I told them "Diversity is Germany's strength. The Muslims will assimilate to our kulture."]]

==Background==
[[file:WhyKidsKill.jpg|thumb|[[tl,dr]] they do it for [[great justice]] and [[LULZ]]. If history has taught us one thing, [[Nazis|Germans]] reading a [[Mein Kampf|book]] always leads to [[LULZ]].]]
[[File:AliDMall.jpg|thumb|right|DE_Munich]]
[[File:MunichCSGOirl.png|thumb|right]]
Just a week before the attack, {{wikilink|Würzburg_train_attack|a 17-year-old Mudslime}} decided to go for the high score by using nothing but an axe and his own brute strength. He critically injured a few NPCs before getting shot and wasted by the cops. [[ISIS]] claimed responsibility for the attack, like they did for the [[Paris Mass Shooting]] that killed over a hundred, and the [[Nice Truck Attack 2016]] that pwn'd 80+ noobs, just a few weeks ago.

Ali was born on [[Columbine|April 20th, 199]]8 in a suburb in Munich. At a young age, he was diagnosed with Autism, according to reports. He was [[bullied]] in school mainly by [[Albania|albanians]] and [[Turkey|turks]] for being a [[fatass]], [[Loner|having no friends]] and [[Basement dweller|playing videogames all day]]. He decided to take [[Guns|matters]] into his own hands and would [[Kill|deal]] with his tormentors in a [[Mass Shooting|calm, rational manner]].

This autist [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/27/munich-gunman-saw-sharing-hitlers-birthday-as-special-honour also thought it was a "special honour" to have the same birthday as Hitler]

If Ali had not [[an hero]]ed and had surrendered to the police he would have been considered a minor (under 21) and would have faced a maximum sentence of [[WTF|10 years]]. Germany does not have a death penalty [[America |unlike more enlightened nations]].

===[[Steam]] Activities===
Like 99.85% of ALL PC Gamers, David had an account on the [[Steam]] gaming service; 3 of them, in fact. Two of his alts got vac b& due to hax0ring, leaving only his main, '''† NΞΘ† GҽR†™''', pure. He is known to have used pictures and names of mass murderers like [[Tim Kretschmer]] and [[Anders Behring Breivik]] for his steam identity. He was a skiddie who used hacks on [[Counter-Strike]], and hax0red over 9000 dollars in [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA Online]]. He also made a fake private chat who polizei didn't reveal with [[Sebastian Bosse]], which was a bit cringy, being honest. He was known to be antisocial, quiet, and private about his personal life, but showed admiration for [[Alt-right]] politics, and great hostility to [[Turkey|Turkroaches]]. He was also in several troll groups on steam, such as [[Jeff Weise]], Anti-Refugee Club, [[Adam Lanza]], [[Colorado|Littleton]] Residents, [[Columbine]] High School - Class of '99, etc. A friend of his was arrested after some faggots on le reddit snitched his profile out to the cops, due to having lulzy and edgy shit on his profile. Most of the friends of the shooter who lived in Germany got paid a visit by the cops, had their computers confiscated, or been v&.

<center><gallery>
Image:Munichshooterprofile.png|His profile, as viewed by a friend.
Image:Munichsteam03.png|One of his friends sending his ghost a message. Kek.
Image:Munichcomments.jpg|All of the comments on his main profile. Epic lulz.
Image:Munichshootersteamgame.jpg|Notice the [[Tim Kretschmer|name]]. Oh and his friend, [[JIDF]] Elite.
Image:Munichshootersteamgame2.jpg|15-1 KDR; Tim-K Reenactment.
Image:Munichshootersteamgame3.jpg|Name is 'The AmokRager'. Amok is a german term for a mass murder. Ala, Amok in der schule = school shooting.
Image:Munichsteamgroups.png|A list of his steam groups
File:Munich Killer Random Comments.png|Munich killer comments on some guy's profile
Image:hassbitch.png|Hass! (German for Hate!)
Image:Munich42099.png|One last message to an old friend..
Image:steamtimkretschmer.png|Ali was friends with the ghost of [[Tim Kretschmer]] and shows signs of potential violence.
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==Shooting Spree==
[[File:Davidsonbolyfacebookhacked.jpg|thumb|right|Hacked Facebook account]]
After another day of being [[Rape|beaten up]] by [[Turkey|Turkroach]] and [[Arab]] normalfags, our hero decided to play some [[Mass Shooting|Counter-Strike IRL]]. He [[hacked]] a [[Catfish|girl's Facebook profile]] and put up a post offering a [[Lie|free McDonald's meal]]. In reality, the McDonald's meal was a McBullet to the head and for drink, their own blood. After killing people in McDonald's, he went and started shooting at people outside the McDonalds before walking into a nearby shopping mall and continuing the [[Lulz|carnage]].

He then walked into a parking lot and had an argument with a man ([[Powerword|Thomas Shelby]]) standing on a balcony. He also tried to spray bullets towards Thomas and a random NPC in the parking lot, but failed and striked by ricochet another guy standing in other balcony.

Sometime during 19:00 and 20:15 hours, [[Pretty cool guy|he helped and elderly woman to cross the street]] when he was on a manhunt, but his wanted level didn't change at all.

At around 20:30, 2 cops spotted and confronted Sonboly on a bike lot. Sonboly allegedly shouted "Because of this, I decided to kill people." and [[An hero|an heroed]] by Glock brainwash in the right temple.

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!colspan="2"|Kebab Remover - München edition: The Guns
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*'''Primary''': Glock 17
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* A good choice from a Deep Web Honeypot/Jackpot: 9mm converted gun from Bulgaria, once a [[Drama|theater]] prop pistol '''+ 25-35 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Changed shirt from an [[America|Uncle Sam]] T-Shirt to a "[[Irony|CHILL]]" T-SHIRT. Also took for police a whole eternity to caught him. '''Undetectable to elderly, blind/deaf people and police helicopters'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Kebab Remover
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* '''Double damage to turkroaches and mudslimes'''
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*'''Perk 3''': Nazi
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* '''Double damage against Niggers, Spics, Mudslimes. Triple damage against Kikes. Intelligence stats cut in half'''
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* Sonboly was 6.2-3 ft. tall or 1.88 mts. for European standards. ''' Additional movement speed increases a 15% Intimidation factor increases a 35%'''
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*'''Spell''': Islam
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*Once a Mudslime, [[Fact|always a Mudslime]]. '''Increased damage against [[Normal people|infidels]] who go against the almighty sword of [[Allah]].'''
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*'''Handicap''': Backpack
[[Image:Backpack.png|center|70px]]
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*Big backpack for hiding his [[Gun|handheld rapist]]. He didn't drop it till he an heroed. '''-10 Speed'''
|}
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==Argument==
[[file:Sam-hyde-3.jpg|thumb|[[Sam Hyde]] at it again, the absolute madman]]
[[File:evidence666.png|thumb|showing off his gun IRL]]
[[File:BalconyMan.jpg|thumb|Proud [[Nazi|Aryan]] known only as "Balcony Guy" trolling shooter.]]

One [[Nazi|German]] man on a balcony, deprived of any real weapons by Germany's LULZ killing firearms laws, launched a devastating [[Philosopher Attack]] leading to the most erudite exchange since the legendary Ludwig Wittgenstein-Karl Popper "careful with that poker Ludwig" debate of 1924.
=== Act I - The verbal battle ===
Balcony Guy: Da ist er der scheiß türke! / There he is stupid turk

Shooter: I'm German

Balcony Guy: Di bist en Wichser das bist du! / You're Wanker that's what you are!

Shooter:Wegen Typen wie dir musst ich mir ne Waffen kaufen um euch alle Abzuknallen! / Because of Guys like you I bought a gun to shoot you all!

Balcony Guy: Ey Scheiß Türke !/ Ey Fucking turk

Shooter: Hör auf zu Filmen wegen Arschlöchern wie dir wurd ich die letzten 7 jahre gemobbt! / Stop Filming because of assholes like you I was bullied for the past 7 years !

Balcony Guy: Scheiß Kanacke ! / Fucking Sandnigger !

Shooter: Ja Was ! Ich bin hier geboren worden ! / Yes What ! I was Born Here !

Balcony Guy: Ey der hat ne waffe here der irre hat ne knarre ruf mal einer die Bullen ! / Ey he has a gun there the Psycho has a Gun ! Somebody already call the Cops !

Shooter: Ich hatte ne Zukumft ! Anders als ihr scheiß Hartz Vierer ! / I had a Future ! Other then Wellfare Guys like you !

Balcony Guy: Oh Halt die Schnauze du Arschloch da unten ! / Oh Shut up you Asshole down there !

Shooter: Wegen Arschlöchern wie dir war ich ganz lang in Therapy !c / Because of Assholes like you I was very long in therapy !

Balcony Guy: Da kommt sicher ne strafe für dich ! / There sure will come a punishment for You !

Shooter: Ich hab nichts getan ! Halten sie the Schnauze man ! / I did nothing wrong ! Shut the fuck up man !

Balcony Guy: Ey du wirst sterben du verfickter Idiot !/ Ey You will die fucking Idiot!

Shooter: *Fires at the ppl on the Balcony*

Balcony Guy : Ahh Wichser ! / Ahh Wanker ! muffled possible Deckung/ Cover

Shooter: Drops Magazin and possible reloads and begins to walk away

Balcony Guy: *Screams a ballade of racial slurs and insults at him*

Note: Anybody with a passing familiarity with German knows the scheiß means shit or shitty. Probably Google translated.

=== Act II - Aftermath ===

To the surprise of nobody, Cuckistan decided to potentially v& Thomas Salbey for standing up against the shooter. The video footage of him arguing with the shooter has gone viral, bring in thousands of supporters and [[faggot|haters]]. In an interview, Tom said “All I had was a beer bottle to throw at him, but if I had a gun I would have shot him in the head.” He is now being investigated by the faggot pig polizei, and will probably face [[over 9000]] years in a concentration camp for not staying in line with Politically Correct faggotry.

== Kebab Removalist ==
It turns out that Sonboly was a [[pretty cool guy]] all along, as he exclusively targeted turkroaches and other shitskins. Throughout the rampage, only one ethnic german was injured, probably by trying to play "hero" and defend the subhuman filth. Online, Ali was known to harbor admiration for [[Nazi]]ism and held extreme hatred against [[Turkey]] and her peoples. Ali's final solution will go on to garner positive net gains for Deutschland; when the AfD and other right-wing groups seize power after [[Angela Merkel]] is hung drawn and quartered, it is expected that a statue of our hero, Ali David Sonboly, will pop up somewhere. [[White Devils]] who are unplugged from [[The Matrix]] will nevar forget the contributions Ali made for Germany. Whilst most Germans are self hating fags who fuel their own extinction (immigration, [[white genocide]], etc), Ali, the true aryan, went on to prove himself to be the '''TRUE''' German. Ruhe in Frieden! ;-;

== Part 2 ==
On December 20, 2024, a [[Sandnigger]] and [[Israel]] Worshiper {{Glow|Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen}}{{Jew}} [[Islam|Drove his BMW SUV into a Christmas market]]. Taleb had a history of [[ZOG|sucking Israel's dick]] and being [[Butthurt]] about islam just existing. This butthurt led him to become a [[Coward|stochastic terrorist]] targetting mudslimes rather than [[Nathaniel Veltman|do]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette|something]] [[Ramadan Van Man|like]] [[Brenton Tarrant|a real man]]. He has gotten a high score of 5 with [[Fail|over 235 Injuries]].

Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen, originally from [[Saudi Arabia]], immigrated to Germany due to political persecution. The German government denied several requests from the Saudi regime to extradite him, something they would later regret. Despite being the only thing between him and his head getting chopped off, Taleb decided Germans just weren't sucking him and his demands off hard enough and chose to bite the hand that fed him instead.

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== Quotes ==

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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|This type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries. | Obama who apparently does not include Euro countries as "advanced".

|All I had was a beer bottle to throw at him, but if I had a gun I would have shot him in the head. | Balcony Guy being awesome.

| France will have to learn to live with terrorism.| French Prime Minister Manuel Valls, surrendering without a fight like a true [[Pussybitch|Frenchman]].

|...multiculturalism + Islam does not work.| Sir [[Anders Breivik|Anders Breivik]] stating the obvious.

|I'll give you something if you want, but not too expensive.| Sonoboy cleverly enticing kids into a McDonald's with offers of free food.

|You know the drill. Pray for blah blah blah and blame guns and send positive tweets of unity. #Munich | Beth Palacios [https://twitter.com/dogcopG2/status/756552333907996672 Twittering]

|He was a nice boy. Very quiet. [[Elliot Rodger|I don't think he ever had a girlfriend.]] He just recently started taking SSRI antidepressants. | Description of the average teenaged mass shooter.

|He was extremely stupid, but also he was extremely nice. |From MWtuber, a Kraut Jewtuber who was on the same class as Sonboly.

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</center>

==List of [[Bullying|Bullies]] Pwn'd==

{| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
| width="33%" align="left" |

*Sevda Dag, 45 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Dijamant Zabergja, 21 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Huseyin Dayicik, 19 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Gulliano Kollmann, 18 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*Roberto Rafael, 15 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Selçuk Kiliç, 15 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Armela Segashi, 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Can Leyla, 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]
*Sabina Sulaj, 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|45px]]

[[File:Ashamedanders.jpg|thumb|center|400px|[[Anders Behring Breivik|Anders]] is disappointed in you!]]

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|9| |9|Not half or moar cuz of the [[faggots]] who injured themselves|20|Self Kebab Removal|20|Full media coverup, many lulz|20|Lured the [[Fat|victims]] into McDonald's|78|C|Grand Theft Auto IRL}}

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{{Rainbowsmall|Erinner sich 22 Juli}}
 
==Videos==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>3CkhGMPIzIQ</youtube> <center>'''The shooter in action'''</center>
|<youtube>NM7ZhZsG32E</youtube> <center>'''Balcony Man vs Sonboly'''</center>
|<youtube>VLmi6I24EHU</youtube> <center>'''David doing his bloodbath'''</center>
|<youtube>ftmCFiFEWOU</youtube> <center>'''Turns out he was [[Autistic|obsessed with mass shootings]]'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Sonboly corpse search|background-color:yellow;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Sonboly corpse search.mp4|500px]] '''The Aryan hero, dead after his epic Amoklauf'''
|[[File:MunichSmoker.mp4|500px]] '''Smoking before i die'''}}|border=black|background=red}}
|}


==Gallery of Amoklauf==
<center>{{cg|'''TurkRemoval'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Alidavidsonboly384.jpg
File:Munichshooter.jpg
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File:Deaddavid1.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Deaddavid4.png
File:Deaddavid5.png
File:Deadsonbloy6.png
File:Deaddavid2.jpg|He failed so much to get to the best high score places that [[Epic Fail|his pants fell off]].
File:DeadDavid3.png| You can see his dead body inside that police tent
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File:Deaddavid6.png
File:Deaddavid8.jpg
File:Alid83483.jpg
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File:SonbolyKid.jpg
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File:Alid2883483.jpg
File:Alid2183821.jpg
File:Alid23882.png
File:Alid8348384.jpg
File:AliDavidSonboly221812381283128321.jpg|Rare pic of him in a classy suit
File:AliDavidSonbolyHouse.jpg|Inside his house
File:Alidsonboly.jpg
File:ALIDmeme.png
File:David S Evidence 1.jpg
File:David S Evidence 2.jpg
File:David Sonboly Mcdonalds Predicted.png|LOST MEDIA
File:SonbolyWANTSYOU.jpg
File:DavidRodger.png|[[The Supreme Gentleman|The Supreme Kebab Remover]]
File:NEOGER.jpg|Sonboly's Steam PFP
</gallery>|}}</center>

==See Also==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - His inspiration
*[[William Atchison]] - His friend and ED sysop who followed in his footsteps
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alen_Rizvan_Rizvanović|Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] - The one who continued the sequel
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - Sonboly's enemy. Failed 5 kills and was V&.
*[[Tim Kretschmer]] - His german Idol
*[[Sebastian Bosse]] - His second german Idol
*[[Robert Steinhauser]] - Not his idol, but it's ok to mention him.
*[[Germany]]
*[[ISIS]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Postal]]

==External Links==
===YouTube===
*{{yt|c|UCpjw0LTkMktSQ_KlnoX2AdA|Unknown if it's his, but it's terminated and also under the same name as his Steam account, so it probably is}}
*[https://youtube.fandom.com/es/wiki/NeoGer Spic Jewtube fandom page explaining the channel] - Shoah'd!

===STEAM SHIT===
*{{Steamid|FSFlighterX|† NΞΘ† GҽR†™; his steam profile!}} {{Archive|F6YR9|Archive}} (LOCKED by Polizei)
*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/FSFlighterX/screenshots Screenshots of his (Not locked yet)]
*[http://imgur.com/a/fwR1f Screencaps of his Steam]

===News===
*{{Archive|TjOfA|Halfchan /pol/ thread, lulzy}}
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Munich_shooting Wikipedia's Article] {{Archive|6JGAE}}
*[http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-attacks-germany-gunman-idUSKCN10R1TJ?il=0 German arrested on suspicion of selling gun to Munich shooter, prosecutor says] {{Archive|Ql6iP}}
*[http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S4208359.shtml#.V5KlMKKYEnp KOB Article] {{Archive|VLsUJ}}
*[http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/22/europe/germany-munich-shooting/ CNN Article] {{Archive|smHtk}}
*[http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article/ BBC scrubs all reference the killer's "Ali" name.] {{Archive|2Mope}}
*[http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/muenchner-amoklaeufer-david-s-er-nannte-sich-hass-a-1104451.html German article, covering his Steam profile] {{Archive|IjmLV}}
*[http://isca-org.com/munich-mass-shooting-islamophobia-deranged-teenager/ Munich Mass Shooting: Islamophobia or Deranged Teenager?] {{Archive|MRPcl}}
*[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36880606 16-year-old is arrested, apparently was an accomplice] {{Archive|jjtiH}}
*[http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/07/22/world/europe/munich-shopping-mall-shooting.html?_r=0 Timeline of the attack] {{Archive|3TUnU}}
*[http://www.dailystormer.com/wat-german-who-insulted-haji-terrorist-in-munich-may-be-charged-for-insulting-a-terrorist/ WAT: German Who Insulted Haji Terrorist in Munich May be Charged for Insulting a Terrorist] {{Archive|54bKj}}
*[https://m.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4udrr7/why_is_the_donald_ignoring_munich_maybe_because/ Redditfags chimp out] {{Archive|HtwlE}}
*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/munich-killer-went-weapons-training-8566949 Munich killer 'went on weapons training day to Iran' before massacre where 9 died] {{Archive|C3oum}}
*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/stuttgart-terror-attack-plot-boy-8505858 Stuttgart terror attack plot: Boy, 15, arrested after police find knives and explosives at his flat] {{Archive|rhoin}}

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Copycat killers

2026-04-28T01:26:38Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Jessie osborne loved lanza I think

Sometimes, when a [[killer]] become highly mediatized, some retard with no personality seeing the amount of attention this killer receives will choose to copy them in order to receive the same attention. This is what we call a '''copycat killer'''. Depending on the amount of media attention a killer receives, they can have several copycats. Some copycats even had their own copycats. To count as a copycat, you must fulfill at least one of these conditions:

*Citing the original killer as one of the main inspirations for your crime.
*Replicating the same pattern as the original killer.

== Killers ==

{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}

===A, B, C===

[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] '''[[wikipedia:Murder of Samuel Paty|Abdoullakh Anzorov]]'''
*[[File:MiniFlagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Arras school stabbing|Mohammed Mogouchkov]] - 1 kill

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Adam Lanza]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jesse Osborne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[wikipedia:2026 Lázaro Cárdenas school shooting|Osmer H.]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills (suspected copycat)

[[file:miniflagIran.png]] / [[file:Iq.gif]] '''[[wikipedia:Asghar_the_Murderer|Ali Asghar Borujerdi]]'''
*[[file:miniflagIran.png]] [[wikipedia:Hoshang_Amini|Hoshang Amini]] - 67 kills

[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] / [[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] '''[[wikipedia:Anatoly_Onoprienko|Anatoly Onoprienko]]'''
*[[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] [[wikipedia:Yevhenii_Balan|Yevhenii Balan]] - 9 kills

[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] '''[[Anders Behring Breivik]]'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]] Brunon Kwiecień - 0 kills

[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] '''[[wikipedia:Andrei_Chikatilo|Andrei Chikatilo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[wikipedia:Vladimir_Mukhankin|Vladimir Mukhankin]] - 9 kills

[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] '''[[Arda Küçükyetim]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Audrey Hale]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills

[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] '''[[Brenton Tarrant]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[Tarrantulas]] - 58 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Charles Manson]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold]] - 14 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Cho Seung-Hui]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSingapore.png]] [[David Hartanto Widjaja]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png]] [[Lum Chin Hao]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee Flanagan]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]] [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]] - 12 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills

===D, E, F===
[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Dylann Storm Roof]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Benjamin McDowell - 0 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Elliot Rodger]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[Misogynist terrorism]] (post-Rodger, obviously) - 33 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[Columbine Copycats]] - 300+ kills

===G, H, I===
[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] '''[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]'''
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] [[Vyacheslav Zinchenko]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kill
**[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kill
**[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] - 0 kill

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[wikipedia:Gerald_and_Charlene_Gallego|Gerald Gallengo & Charlene Gallego]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] James Daveggio & Michelle Michaud - 1 kill

[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] '''[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Brazilian school attacks]] (post-Suzano, obviously) - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

===J, K, L===
[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[James Holmes]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert & Michael Bever]] - 5 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Shad_Thyrion|Taylor Schabusiness]] - 1 kill

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[John Earnest]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Nathaniel Veltman]] - 4 kills

[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] '''[[Kosta Kecmanović]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill

[[file:miniflagHongKong.png]] '''[[Lam Kor Wan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[wikipedia:Luo_Shubiao|Luo Shubiao]] - 19 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Lee Harvey Oswald]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill

===M, N, O===

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Micah Xavier Johnson]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2017 Fresno shootings|Kori Ali Muhammad]] - 4 kills

[[file:miniflagUK.png]] '''[[Michael Ryan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Kevin Weaver - 4 kills

[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] '''[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Rizky]] - 0 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Natalie Rupnow]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Fabian]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] [[Jesus Adrian Ladera]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Timofey Kulyamov]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills

[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Nikolas Cruz]]'''
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Omar Mateen]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills

[[File:MiniflagJapan.png]] '''[[Otoya Yamaguchi]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[File:MiniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Kazutaka Komori|Kazutaka Komori]] - 1 kill

===P, Q, R===

[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] '''[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Robert Bowers]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills

===S, T, U===
[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Solomon Henderson]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Ted Bundy]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Cody Ackland - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Danny_Rolling|Danny Rolling]] - 5 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:George_Russel_(serial_killer)|George Russel]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Israel Keyes]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[wikipedia:Miguel_Cortés_Miranda|Miguel Cortés Miranda]] - 3 kills

[[file:miniflagUK.png]] '''[[Thomas Hamilton]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]] [[Martin Bryant]] - 35 kills

[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] '''[[Timofey Kulyamov]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Alina Morozova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] [[Nikita Solovyov]] - 0 kills

[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Timothy McVeigh]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold]] - 14 kills

[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] '''[[Timur Bekmansurov]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilya Orda]] - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] [[Nikita Solovyov]] - 0 kills

===V, W, X===
[[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] '''[[Viktor Sayenko & Igor Suprunyuk]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills

[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] '''[[wikipedia:Vladimir_Ionesyan|Vladimir Ionesyan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[wikipedia:Anushervon_Rakhmanov|Anushervon Rakhmanov]] - 7 kills

[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] '''[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills

[[file:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] '''[[Vyacheslav Zinchenko]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] '''[[Zodiac Killer]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Edward_Edwards_(serial_killer)|Edward Edwards]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Heriberto_Seda|Heriberto "Eddie" Seda]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Kobe_child_murders|Seito Sakakibara]] - 2 kills

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.46.45.png|Far-right terrorism influence since the 2010s.
File:Jugugf.png|[[Columbine copycats]] around the world.
File:Columbine influence poster 1.4.jpg|A more comprehensive tree diagram of Columbine copycats.
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.45.24.png|[[Tarrantulas]] around the world.
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.44.44.png|[[Elliot Rodger]] copycats around the world.
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.43.56.png|[[Anders Behring Breivik]] copycats around the world.
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.42.49.png|[[Suzano]] copycats around the world.
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.41.14.png|[[Natalie Rupnow]] copycats around the world.
File:Screenshot 2026-02-17 17.42.05.png|[[Cho Seung-Hui]] copycats around the world.
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[High Score]]
*[[Internet killers]]
*[[Kill count by fandom]]
*[[Kill count by website]]

{{High Scores}}
[[category:Murder]]
[[category:Lists]]

{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 27 & 28, [[2026]]|[[Gooning]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}

User talk:Stoic Sigma 2

2026-04-27T00:41:35Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Fuck twitter fuck tik tok fuck elon fuck india fuck bots fuck jannies fuck cyberspace

{{welcome}}noticed i forgot to put this here, and i also noticed you uploading files related to foodistzen, are you making a page dedicated to foodists? — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 20:09, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
*Yes, I am. I felt like it was long overdue. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 20:12, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
**fuck yes, btw those guys may or may not have been responsible for the recent wave of DDoS attacks via account botting so mark it as enemies of the lulz just in case — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 20:14, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

== Write an article about Ra1nb0wK1tty ==

Hello, I am looking for people who can write funny articles on bad people of the Internet. Now listen, I have a polite request for you: write an article about a DevinatArt user named Ra1nb0wK1tty. In the meantime, I am going to be busy writing the My Life as a Teenage Robot article. Thank you.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 20:43, 23 November 2024 (UTC)

*Sounds like an interesting case. do you have any other sources I could find information on this person aside from teh links below?
-https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-rainbow-kitty-ra1nb0w-k1tty-101-m1ssra1nb0w-shaelynnplays.128199/ 
-https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Ra1nb0w_K1tty_101 
-https://the-adventures-of-ra1nb0wk1tty-and-her-allies.fandom.com/wiki/Zbb_wiki 
-https://www.youtube.com/@ra1nb0wk1tty9/featured 
-https://www.deviantart.com/ra1nb0wk1tty/gallery/all 
-https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ra1nb0wk1tty101/ 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOcg0667o4 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRyCfP5DmEk 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOVoB6hB4w 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag-aPlvy8b4 
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 03:03, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

==article suggestion==

can you write an article on hoops and yoyo? [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:35, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

*I don't think I've ever watched this in my life, but I hate to turn down a request, so I'm going to do more research on this subject first. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:46, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

alright, also you can read the wikipedia page on it if you wanna get some info [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 21:57, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

yeah i got another page suggestion for you. can you write an article on naxinet, he is the person who made the ronnie mcnutt fnf mod 2 years ago and he is overall a degenerate, a pedophile and a faggot. you should watch some videos on him if you wanna get more info on him [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 08:47, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

*I'll look into him. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 08:59, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

==Suggestion: Bowblax==
We need a [[Bowblax]] article, there is too much lulz going on rn, check Kiwi Farms or Nick DeOrio's vids.
Thank you!

[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link={{{1}}}]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:16, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

:At surface level, this blowblax guy looks like the least interesting person on the internet, but I'll give it a chance. As I'm not too familiar with this figure, could you list some key points for me to look into or write a tl;dr that I can expand upon. I'll still look through his KiwiFarms thread and watch some video docs on him regardless though. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 00:15, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
:Alright, whatever. I finished your article. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:57, 14 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Vox Dramatica]] consideration. ==

He seems to be the mastermind behind lots of the Good new articles, and doesn’t make completely shit edits. {{Unsigned|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}}

:{{Like|Psychotic Dictatorship}}
:Sorry, I forgot :^/

:Still whatcha’ll think about vd’ing this champ? I think he deserves it, especially considering all the shit he’s done recently. Mods? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 03:58, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

== Collective Shout ==
No prob, I as taking a break
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Hey fagnga ==

Can you make a quick about making page out of class of 09 so very very super duper nigga faggot ching chong cracker nazi communistic retarded fast? I wanna wait until 6666666666666666 years passed {{Unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7‎}}

== Don't ban me plz? ==

I didn't do anything WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG {{Unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7‎}}
:I don't have the authoritah to b& you anyway; consider yourself lucky. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 12:30, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

== BFED ==

All the missing guide info is {{fandomlink|mlpfanart|Banned_From_Equestria_(Daily)|right here}} on the fan labor wiki, not the gaming wiki you linked to. You didn't have to suffer through all that, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:54, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

== article suggestion: charlie kirk ==

since he got shot, i think you should write an article on him [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 21:37, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

UPDATE: nevermind, someone else did it already [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 01:18, 11 September 2025 (UTC)

:I'll still see if I can improve it. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:59, 11 September 2025 (UTC)

Relating to the Charlie Kirk, I recommend you write an article on George Zinn, the boomer whose immediate reaction to seeing someone get murdered was to create a diversion to help the assassin get away. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After the cops took his phone away they found child porn on it.] [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 23:44, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

==Lost articles==
Doh! Ever since the Great ED-set, the articles I wrote for [[Decarlos Brown]] and [[Richard Golden]] are now missing. I especially liked the article about the nigger; the other one was a little subpar though so I’m not too distraught about it. If a way can’t be found to bring them back, then I guess they’ll have to be rewritten. Also, yes, my computer is still broken. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:08, 12 October 2025 (UTC)
:Please give me your new Discord tag so I can get you in line again. If you wish to add me as a friend by yourself My tag is "yaroslavtv".
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 20:40, 1 November 2025 (UTC)

== Video ==
Posted your video on the 18th. Was a rather good watch
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 05:17, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

== Blue Whale ==

Sorry about hitting roleback. Breaking in a new stylus and it sometimes hits other links.
Reverted it back

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 12:47, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

== Found a really good tool for [[Kill count by website]] ==

With [https://onlinetoolz.net/sum this], you can just copypaste a whole section there and it'll detect all the lines/numbers, show you the amount, and add them all up for you. Just make sure to remove the citation numbers so it doesn't count those. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 20:56, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

== article request: fried by fluoride ==

basically, he's an [[incelcore]] artist who makes shitty music and he's also racist and a pedophile (not surprising), and i think he deserves an article on here. [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 22:24, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Perhaps… while I’m at it I might write something on Cyborg9k too. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:33, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

==Federico Guevara Elizondo==
I think he's right in the end. What happened is I copied it from a Spanish video by a Mexican YouTuber, but with the new information from Dire Trip, I re-edited the background section and the link and "See also" sections. Anyway, thanks for your advice.{{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Sandbox ==

Regarding France, Eldiperro already set up a decent-looking France template [[User:Eldiperro/Template Patents#Template:French|here]]. Hope this helps. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:52, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

== Missing pic ==

Can you reupload [[:File:Kevin Afghani flower.jpg]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 23:41, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
: got it! [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 02:59, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
::And [[:File:Federico Guevara Elizondo Hispachan.png|this one]] as well. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:37, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
:::I just republished it under a different file name, although it seemed pointless because the Hispachan post was already uploaded, just formatted differently. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:42, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

== Anthro Anheroes ==

Have you considered bringing those images here? Like as a gallery on your userpage. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:28, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:I have not considered doing that, but I suppose I could though... for any visitor's amusement. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 02:48, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

::The reason I asked is because some of the thread's images are broken and it'd be nice to have them all stored somewhere. I know you already tried [[e621]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:50, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

==A little "rant" but without the anger==

Back in ye olden days of cyberspace, each website usually had something unique trending on it.

Back in the hay day of ED, it was so large and in charge that things that trended on it might spread to other sites and trend there.

Things that received ED pages were usually small dramas from pretty much any site, even small ones, and those obscure dramas would be immortalized by having an ED page. (depending on the quality of the page)

But....

Now........

It seems that from Late 2022 and onwards, something terrible has happened to cyberspcae.

Now, things that trend on twitter will trend everywhere else.

The uniqueness is gone, replaced by a monolithic uniformity.

The only exception to this appears to be tik tok, which also forces the rest of cyberspace to look at what trends there.

The uniqueness of each site has been killed by trite spammers!

So many forums have become worthless ghost ships because every other post is a fucking link to twitter.

And....

I fear.....

that ED has fallen into the trite trap!

It seems that the only things that get articles nowadays are things that trend on elon.pajeet first!

Oh, how the times have turned!

What happened to the days when ED was the top dog?

When small dramas from anywhere would get attention?

DAMN YOU (((ELON)))!!!!

ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 00:41, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

User talk:LordGrimThInvincible

2026-04-27T00:11:59Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Thumbs up

== Dear Dragonkin ==

Template pages typically have a guide that show you how to properly use them.

The page [[Template:Yt#Handles_(@)]] provides the following: 
<code><nowiki>{{yt|@|id|description}}</nowiki></code> 

So you can just fill in the blanks (Just put the channel's ID, not the entire link): 
<code><nowiki>{{yt|@|just-a-robot-aka-jar|Just A Robot's YT}}</nowiki></code> 

Which produces: 
<code>{{yt|@|just-a-robot-aka-jar|Just A Robot's YT}}</code>

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:24, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Thank you adminking! I am grateful for the knowledge you have imparted on me.

--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrimThInvincible]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimTheInvincible|contribs]]) 3 March 2025

Cool art you got there. Really nice stuff. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 03:44, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

Thank you kind ser! My artwork tends to get mixed reception. It is good to see that I still have some fans! 😊😊😊
--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrimThInvincible]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimTheInvincible|contribs]]) 5 May 2025

== You are a naughty naughty boy ==

No doxing info plox kthx -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 23:50, 11 June 2025 (UTC)

== Question ==

Were you {{Reddituser|Nicol___Bolas}} on Reddit? I have never seen another human being in my entire life type "th'" like that. [https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/15dywb8/comment/ju4rwbr/ Comment that made me ask.]

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Yes I am Nicol__bolas! Are you going down a rabbit hole right now? One sec, i used th' on one of my gore subz. I will show you the link.

[https://old.reddit.com/r/SorathasPalace/ Sorathaspalace]

I mostly retired th' by now but i still sometimes use it.

~high priestesses dragon mommy

Also I got banned from r/masskillers shortly after I made that post, the one you linked. No reason was given. I was muted from modmail despite never contacting them. Because i was muted, I contacted u/ogwhiz, one of th' jannies, and despite me being very polite and respectful about being banned, since i only wanted a reason, he insulted me and called me a child and said that he didn't give a shit.

Jokes on him, i made an alt account and kept commenting on r/masskillers! 😂😂

Jannies are the glorified day care nannies of cyberspace. They are slaves to techno baron capitalist scum and they unironically think that they are powerful for putting th' mean, ebil troll in th' corner for 5 minutes.

And then they think they deserce arse pats, nay, a medal of honor, for cleaning up troll comments FOR FREE!!!! 🤣🤣

Jannies suck. I am currently using my dragon magic against thh' secind jannie who ever banned me. If my magic works, his soul will be my hypnotised sissy slave forevermore, and his putrid boomer husk will serve as my eternal throne cushion.

One day, after I win and become emperor of th' solar system for exactly 6 million years and 1488 days, I shall pen a book, nay, a mighty tome, entitled: "The triumphs of Emperor Grim."

Until then, this will have to do!

--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrim]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimThInvincible|contribs]]) 00:42, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

:That subreddit is funny as hell XD
:Reddit sucks so badly it really is a dumpster fire. I hate it so much I try to avoid it when I can. Unfortunately WPD is going down that road too... Rip Dragonkin
:Still funny that I found you randomly in th' wild. Wasn't expecting that 😂
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:17, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

== How can this user be banned? ==

https://edramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Rmuresan

Seemed to do nothing but vandalize the [[World of Warcraft]] article with AI slop. [[User:Cheetah|Cheetah]] ([[User talk:Cheetah|talk]]) 21:35, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:What is the actual point in banning someone who hasn't even edited in over a year? I mean if he was continuously vandalizing then sure, but he's not coming back dude.

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:02, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:: Alright, I understand. [[User:Cheetah|Cheetah]] ([[User talk:Cheetah|talk]]) 21:35, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

== Heyyy thx 4 the lovin pooks [[File:Emot-dance.gif]] ==

{{User:Mr_Jonzz/Approve|adding some good shit to [[Jasmine Richardson]]}}

If ur accepting requests, you should totes make a drawing of [[User:Saltnigga|this guy]], preferably slathering himself in mud. [[:File:Number9999999.png|Ig this is supposed to be him idk]]. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 01:43, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Aww thanks for the complement that is very sweet.

Sure I will try to eventualy draw that, just dont hold your breath because I may or may not be "busy" at the moment.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 00:11, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-25T17:03:27Z

LordGrimThInvincible: One more image for now

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 21, 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
File:JacobRichardson.png|Tyler Jacob Richardson, In happier times as well.
File:AnuddahJasmine.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Gooning]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:AnuddahJasmine.png

2026-04-25T17:02:45Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T20:43:36Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Minor fuxing

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
File:JacobRichardson.png|Tyler Jacob Richardson, In happier times as well.
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T20:43:02Z

LordGrimThInvincible: image added

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
https://edramatica.com/File:JacobRichardson.png| Tyler Jacob Richardson, In happier times as well.
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
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==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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2026-04-24T20:40:49Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship

2026-04-24T19:49:23Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Golden iPod */

==RE: Appreciate it==
Thx I it urs instead of the one that was already there cuz ur caption was better but it doesn’t really matter lol:) - [[User:Genberg47|Genberg47]] [[User talk:Genberg47|(talk)]]

==RE:YOUR WORK DOESN'T GO UNNOTICED==

thx so much bro u guys don't have to do all that lol at least the jews at wikipedo can't censor us here and deprive us of our lulz! - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk: Genberg47|talk]])

== [[Aaron Bushnell]] ==

I just created the article, I’d say it is good enough for Article of the Now which also makes sense since it is a recent lulzy happening but the article I think we could still improve more. if we are going to discuss the article further we should use thr article talk page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 16:35, 28 February 2024 (EST)

== [[Talk:Mountain_Vista_High_School|Raymond Spencer]] ==

"Also, nice job on finding that Raymond Spencer 4chan post. The video on there is much higher quality than the one uploaded here. In fact, the quality is so good that you can actually see the kids and bullet holes inside the school which I never noticed before."

Thx. I found a screenshot of the 4chan post on Reddit. The file size of the video is huge! 120 MB. I never noticed the kids and bullet holes either. The video was so erratic and loud that I didn't pay attention. - [[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]] ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 18:27, 6 March 2024 (EST)

== you need therapy ==

Maybe you already saw my comment on [[Talk:Mass Shooting]], but after looking over your profile and whatnot, I feel compelled to inform you that you need to chill the fuck out with the mass shooter shit. Mass shooter enthusiasts like you give this site a bad name, and it really doesn't matter to us at all that some loser autisticly maintains these pages with the most accurate information possible. [[William Atchison]] is a perfect case study of this kind of shit, so don't be like that. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 13:02, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:I'm not gonna read all that shit dude. What I see when I look over [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|your contributions]] is a bunch of shit about shootings and death, and ya, including Porsche Girl. You're not contributing anything funny or worthwhile here, you're just testing the waters of being a dark and sick fuck, and we don't take kindly to that shit around here. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]])
::Don't call me "brotha", it makes you look like an ultra try hard. Also bc I just happened to see you in the RC, and I feel like it's my purpose to intervene when I see a troubled, misguided, and quite confused young man who is most definitely a threat to society. Also also, it's sad you say that re "shock site", bc the actual purpose of ED is to be much more than that. I mean I know the whole site went to the dogs a long time ago, but I can still try to preserve the integrity it once had. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 18:38, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:::dude I think it would really benefit you to just smoke some weed, drop some acid, eat some cactus, etc. You're obviously someone with more than a couple brain cells, just this mass shooter/high score obsession isn't healthy. You can def be way more than that, and you can def contribute way more than that to this site [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 20:20, 9 March 2024 (EST)
::::ya dude, but you gonna try to expand your mind or what? [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 21:10, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:::::dude I do gotta admit that I'm impressed that you even know Friday tbh. I mean I'm guessing you're gen-z or something, which I guess is cool considering you know Friday. So what you want to do, is order [https://www.andeanworld.com/product/san-pedro-powder/ some of this], and then [[Mescaline#Organic|and then follow this recipe I wrote here]] and make a decent ass tea. Then you should drink it and free your mind dude. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 22:06, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:::::It's also totally legal to buy, and your parents won't notice at all [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 22:07, 9 March 2024 (EST)

== pix ==

somewhere [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 16:46, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

*there are a few [[Floating dongs|here]], not a lot tho. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:06, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

:: ^ thanks hip. psychodick you're really putting my memory to work here, i dont remember if i added myself to that list or if it was added by shaniqua. i remember going to lulzcon. i don't remember any planning. anyway there's pix [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:27, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

==thank you==
i am dinkdummy, I came to tell you that thanks for giving the best advice to improve my templates, thank you very much :D {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}
:[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:How_2_EDit_for_Dummies#The_Talk_page_and_you|FOUR TILDES]] <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code> [[NEVAR 4GET]] THE FOUR TILDES[[Oneoneone|!!!!11]]
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:40, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

== Golden iPod ==

Can you make a [[Golden iPod]] for [[Nautica Malone]]? He is 2025's Golden iPod winnar.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

* Thank you very much sir

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:09, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

==Hi I appreciate your edits as well!==

I might make a drawing for you later.*

-Yours truly, [[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim]]. 😘😘😘😘😘 (April 24, 2026)

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-24T19:07:30Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Humpty dumpty sat on a wall hupty dumpty had a great fall all the kangz whores n all da kings men could not put humpty together agen

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Huh. I think I have noticed something about autistic people:

They dont know how to be silent and they are incapable of accepting Ls, even when it would be in their best interests to accept something and move on.

They will spam random gross things, react negatively and vocally to anything that they disagree with as opposed to ignoring it, and if given an L of some type they will overreact and chimpout.

TLDR: Autistics are stubborn niggers and are INSUFFERABLE.

Gotta love how they worship Gaydolf Shiter even though he put lazy people and autistsics to 0HP.

FUGG RETARDS!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], April 24, 2026

==Oh damn==
Huh. I came to this guys account today to troll his talk page, only to discover that he was shoah'd 3 months ago.

Oh well. I will just pretend that he is still alive for me to troll. He was a Christfag, so I shall slander his religion.

My opinion on christfags has dropped real bad, because they are DOOMED.

They have split into too many sects that agree on nothing and hate each other more than they hate the kikes, sand niggers, and hindooz that are invading the Christian countries and are killing Christians.

"Christian" has zero meaning because Christans lack unity of any type.

Literally the entire point of religion is to give a group of people UNITY and a reason to HATE outsider filth.

Christfags hate paganism, and yet they are literally following in the footsteps of the FAGans.

Even those MAPhommed worshipping sand niggers have more unity than Christcucks.

Christians fall into 2 categories:

1. Angry at how bad the world is and is thus misrable, will chimpout at things randomly for being "muh degenerate", and thus is no fun to be around.

2. Worships kikes and niggers. Will chimpout at anyone they suspect of not sucking circumcised nigger cock, and thus is no fun to be around.

It is impossible to be friends with either type of Christian. Not without pretending to be something you are not so as to avoid stepping on their easily offended toes.

FUCK CHRISTFAGS!

Hypocritical shitbags, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!!!!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Emperor Grim, the one true GOD]], April 24, 2026

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-24T18:57:27Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Oh damn */

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

==Oh damn==
Huh. I came to this guys account today to troll his talk page, only to discover that he was shoah'd 3 months ago.

Oh well. I will just pretend that he is still alive for me to troll. He was a Christfag, so I shall slander his religion.

My opinion on christfags has dropped real bad, because they are DOOMED.

They have split into too many sects that agree on nothing and hate each other more than they hate the kikes, sand niggers, and hindooz that are invading the Christian countries and are killing Christians.

"Christian" has zero meaning because Christans lack unity of any type.

Literally the entire point of religion is to give a group of people UNITY and a reason to HATE outsider filth.

Christfags hate paganism, and yet they are literally following in the footsteps of the FAGans.

Even those MAPhommed worshipping sand niggers have more unity than Christcucks.

Christians fall into 2 categories:

1. Angry at how bad the world is and is thus misrable, will chimpout at things randomly for being "muh degenerate", and thus is no fun to be around.

2. Worships kikes and niggers. Will chimpout at anyone they suspect of not sucking circumcised nigger cock, and thus is no fun to be around.

It is impossible to be friends with either type of Christian. Not without pretending to be something you are not so as to avoid stepping on their easily offended toes.

FUCK CHRISTFAGS!

Hypocritical shitbags, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!!!!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Emperor Grim, the one true GOD]], April 24, 2026

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-24T18:55:43Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Ha ha Saltnigga's beloved religion is FUCKKKED

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

==Oh damn==
Huh. I came to this guys account today to troll his talk page, only to discover that he was shoah'd 3 months ago.

Oh well. I will just pretend that he is still alive for me to troll. He was a Christfag, so I shall slander his religion.

My opinion on christfags has dropped real bad, because they are DOOMED.

They have split into too many sects that agree on nothing and hate each other more than they hate the kikes, sand niggers, and hindooz that are invading the Christian countries and are killing Christians.

"Christian" has zero meaning because Christans lack unity of any type.

Literally the entire point of religion is to give a group of people UNITY and a reason to HATE outsider filth.

Christfags hate paganism, and yet they are literally following in the footsteps of the FAGans.

Even those MAPhommed worshipping sand niggers have more unity than Christcucks.

Christians fall into 2 categories:

1. Angry at how bad the world is and is thus misrable, will chimpout at things randomly for being "muh degenerate", and thus is no fun to be around.

2. Worships kikes and niggers. Will chimpout at anyone they suspect of not sucking circumcised nigger cock.

It is impossible to be friends with either type of Christian. Not without pretending to be something you are not so as to avoid stepping on their easily offended toes.

FUCK CHRISTFAGS!

Hypocritical shitbags, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!!!!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Emperor Grim, the one true GOD]], April 24, 2026

User talk:Couscous

2026-04-24T18:33:39Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Oy veeeeyyy

{{Welcome|[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:35, 7 April 2026 (UTC)}}

==Sorry daddy==

Sorry for vandalising your talk page sorry I'm Indian doing shit
[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:35, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

awwwww --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 15:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

Hahaha so funny I just accepted shit for my faggotry [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:39, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== NIGGER FAGGOT ALERT ==

Hey fake Soviet, you wanted me dead, nigga?! I will kill and put you into meat grinder by eating all of your body parts. Do me a favor and gtfo my face, you fart ass poopyhead who rips off your nose with a knife

how come u didnt signature ts --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 15:43, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone on ED wish to treat me to a meal IRL?==

Ok so basiclalyy my mommy dragon is growing ornery and she is outta shekels so it is inevitable that the shitty aparment we have lived in for the last 200 years will be foreclosed.

So, is anyone here willing to adopt me?

Also the meal (date?) does not have to be anything fancy. It could even be goyslop or smth.

And then take me home and let me enslave you for the next 200 years.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, the emperor of ED]], april 24, 2026

why is it just faggots commenting on my page --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 17:51, 24 April 2026 (UTC)

I am not a sodomite. That being said: I think that homophobia is kinda smexy....

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim The Super-Straight Flying Dragon]], April 24, 2026.

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T18:17:57Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Screencap

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:Nexopia.png

2026-04-24T18:15:45Z

LordGrimThInvincible: The archive no work so here is screencap from gosh knowz whenn

== Summary ==
The archive no work so here is screencap from gosh knowz whenn

User talk:Couscous

2026-04-24T17:49:20Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Yah dee daaaah la dah dee daaah la da dee dahhhh

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:28:36Z

LordGrimThInvincible: image

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:DeadAssBoomers.png

2026-04-24T15:26:11Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:15:04Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:10:42Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Quotes */

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:09:55Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Quotes */

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
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{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:08:57Z

LordGrimThInvincible: quotes

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T14:49:24Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash */

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2026-04-23T21:02:44Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* r u active */

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!

== YO!!! ==

Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.

== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=1876989 ==
<s>
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html
:lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:59, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

== Can You Fix This? ==
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

** it might be because I'm using a phone, have the Samsung fold.

*** DID what you said about checking my work. Before posting August's XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I'm pretty sure there isn't a mistake in them.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN. You are an artist My Lady

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== What Is An EDiot ==

Sounds cool.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia's spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==

YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...

== hi ==

finally a tld i can get behind. and in front of. and under. can i have my old job back, for the 3rd time this year [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:33, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
: ye. thankie [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:40, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[favicon.ico]] ==

does this article exist for the mediawiki to function, or? i reinstated its protection btw. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

not sure you have it configured right,
<pre>
$ curl -I https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/favicon.ico
HTTP/2 301
...
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
...
</pre>
[[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:44, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

ur gonna hafta make an exception for it in the web server itself so it doesn't try going through mediawiki index, it has to serve as a static file. otherwise it's just gonna try showing the wiki page to robots/browsers looking for the icon. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:24, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== kopmalla ==

GJ with all the time you're putting into it but the [[Kamala Harris]] article reeks of Obama-era boomer shit. there are a lot of other (real) things she could be getting dragged for that won't read like you just shot meth up your ass and started mashing your keyboard like my raving lunatic uncle at thanksgiving. like locking people up for smoking pot but also then laughing about how she used to smoke it. that's good, more of that. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 08:25, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== EDF Banners ==

I saw you asking Kleetus for EDF banners. Since he won't be back for a few days I thought I'd dump all the ones I got in the mean time. Hope this helps.

206 Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/utbuh6.zip

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== front page portal list ==

i'd like to move it below GNA/BNA, above the footer. thoughts? prayers? DYK should definitely be above it though. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:23, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== BALEET THE [[icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW ==

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:No. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

== What were you thinking ==

No, seriously, what were you thinking when [[Special:Redirect/logid/400673|you decided to make]] a complete retard who is [https://www.youtube.com/@yaroslavtv988 so obsessed with Farm Frenzy] a sysop??? Such an obsession and such a loveboner with such a shitty game that only faggots play should obviously cause for automatic disqualification to be a sysop on ED. You need to have better vetting processes. I'm not kidding about that. [[User:Icewillow9|Icewillow9]] ([[User talk:Icewillow9|talk]]) 16:40, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== I know some more about LJUPCO STERIEV ==

LJUPCO STERIEV is known as "Chicago Boys" in Polish Wikipedia https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q104093498#sitelinks-wikipedia

HIS additional style traits IP first, ACCOUNT last are here: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys#Przykładowe_IP_i_konta

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys DESCRIPTS him in new FIELDS of activity. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:37, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

[https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja_wikipedysty%3AKamiru_Turozofu&diff=74573232&oldid=67283738 CHICAGO BOYS] moniker equals GRP since under this moniker of CHICAGO BOYS they removed CHESSCHAT link to emails of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:45, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:Hmm... thanks for this info. I'll see if I can fit any of it into the article. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 09:48, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
::I will be your regular informant, if I find something new I will precisely post it here. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:52, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

::This is some website where LJUPCO STERIEV posts regularly: http://ksiega.4free.pl/ksiega.php?uid=257928&page=606 Other one is now DEFUNCT and was: http://ksiega.ritcat.pl/ksiega.php?ks=8976 [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

:::THAT IS WIKINGER'S SITE, ALSO USED BY "PHD" GENIUS LIKE ANTANDRUS -ESSJAY...BUT WHATEVER...NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ED ANYWAYS, AND WE MADE SURE GOOGLE WILL NEVER ACCEPT ED SHIT IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES ANYWAYS... SAME GOES FOR ACCEPTING WIKIPEDIA AS SOURCE IN ANY SCHOOL!!! ALL OF THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CREATED BY ANTANDRUS,THIS IS NO DOUBT ANTANDRUS AND/OR HIS PUSSIES ASSOCIATES .. ALLOF THE SHIT YOU PUT WILL NEVER BE ADMISSIBLE IN COURT AS ITS HEARSAY EVIDENCE, ALSO PUBLIC INFO WAS TWISTED AROUND AND LAWS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED FROM A TO Z... BUT THE MORE THE BETTER AS WE HAVE STRONGER CASE AGAINST ED DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO WIKIPEDIA, SO THANX A LOT, COME AGAIN... {{unsigned|Antandrus David copycat}}
::::Very cool. Gee, I wonder why they call Wikinger (who's supposedly located in [[Poland]]) the '''[[Chicago|CHICAGO]]''' boys? What's up with that? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:22, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::LJUPCO STERIEV is always incomprehensible, but he is really CHICAGO BOYS, not Wikinger, who TOO uses this site as well. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:40, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys of course mentions COMCAST and AT&T providers so of course CHICAGO BOYS are really based on CHICAGO, which is consistent with GEORGE REEVES PERSON of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::"Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska" NOMINATIVE form. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 18:26, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

== Just one question ==

How come the Icewillow9 article was deleted? Yes, I'm aware that the article wasn't top-tier quality, but it's a WIP. I was planning on heavily expanding and improving the article, but I couldn't do that right away due to the fact that the article was protected for a week because of Icewillow's excessive butthurt vandalism. [[User:Dumbfan|Dumbfan]] ([[User talk:Dumbfan|talk]]) 15:59, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
:She is a fat, 15-year-old nobody who uses GoAnimate. The only reason I allowed her page to even stay in the first place was because she started edit warring over it and then contacted me on Discord (while pretending to be someone else) and asked me to delete it.

:And this isn't even factoring in the fact that she and her friends have been bombarding the wiki with weeks worth of vandalism just because of that one already shitty article. We were just forced to change hosts because another turbo-autist spammed them and authorities in fucking Europe with hundreds of unhinged messages. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:56, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

== Template editing privs ==

For some reason I can’t edit templates. Can you make it so that I can? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:35, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

Thnx :^) [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:18, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

== r u active ==

hi [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:12, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

No, she is not. Read my recent post.

-Grim, April 23, 2026.

== The reason why she is inactive ==

You may have noticed that GirlOnInternet has not been active in nearly 9 months.

That is because nearly 9 months ago, I hypnotized her with my huge, circumcised dragon cock and soiled her with my seed.

She has spent the last nearly 9 months in a bloated, painful state.

But do not worry! 9 months is almost up!

It is kinda a coinflip if human females survive giving birth to a mongrel dragonet-scavenger hybrid, but assuming she survives the birthing process, she should be back soon.***

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, emperor of ED]], April 23, 2026.

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2026-04-23T20:59:59Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Moar talk page trollin'

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!

== YO!!! ==

Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.

== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=1876989 ==
<s>
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html
:lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:59, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

== Can You Fix This? ==
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

** it might be because I'm using a phone, have the Samsung fold.

*** DID what you said about checking my work. Before posting August's XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I'm pretty sure there isn't a mistake in them.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN. You are an artist My Lady

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== What Is An EDiot ==

Sounds cool.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia's spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==

YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...

== hi ==

finally a tld i can get behind. and in front of. and under. can i have my old job back, for the 3rd time this year [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:33, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
: ye. thankie [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:40, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[favicon.ico]] ==

does this article exist for the mediawiki to function, or? i reinstated its protection btw. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

not sure you have it configured right,
<pre>
$ curl -I https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/favicon.ico
HTTP/2 301
...
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
...
</pre>
[[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:44, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

ur gonna hafta make an exception for it in the web server itself so it doesn't try going through mediawiki index, it has to serve as a static file. otherwise it's just gonna try showing the wiki page to robots/browsers looking for the icon. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:24, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== kopmalla ==

GJ with all the time you're putting into it but the [[Kamala Harris]] article reeks of Obama-era boomer shit. there are a lot of other (real) things she could be getting dragged for that won't read like you just shot meth up your ass and started mashing your keyboard like my raving lunatic uncle at thanksgiving. like locking people up for smoking pot but also then laughing about how she used to smoke it. that's good, more of that. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 08:25, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== EDF Banners ==

I saw you asking Kleetus for EDF banners. Since he won't be back for a few days I thought I'd dump all the ones I got in the mean time. Hope this helps.

206 Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/utbuh6.zip

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== front page portal list ==

i'd like to move it below GNA/BNA, above the footer. thoughts? prayers? DYK should definitely be above it though. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:23, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== BALEET THE [[icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW ==

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:No. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

== What were you thinking ==

No, seriously, what were you thinking when [[Special:Redirect/logid/400673|you decided to make]] a complete retard who is [https://www.youtube.com/@yaroslavtv988 so obsessed with Farm Frenzy] a sysop??? Such an obsession and such a loveboner with such a shitty game that only faggots play should obviously cause for automatic disqualification to be a sysop on ED. You need to have better vetting processes. I'm not kidding about that. [[User:Icewillow9|Icewillow9]] ([[User talk:Icewillow9|talk]]) 16:40, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== I know some more about LJUPCO STERIEV ==

LJUPCO STERIEV is known as "Chicago Boys" in Polish Wikipedia https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q104093498#sitelinks-wikipedia

HIS additional style traits IP first, ACCOUNT last are here: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys#Przykładowe_IP_i_konta

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys DESCRIPTS him in new FIELDS of activity. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:37, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

[https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja_wikipedysty%3AKamiru_Turozofu&diff=74573232&oldid=67283738 CHICAGO BOYS] moniker equals GRP since under this moniker of CHICAGO BOYS they removed CHESSCHAT link to emails of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:45, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:Hmm... thanks for this info. I'll see if I can fit any of it into the article. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 09:48, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
::I will be your regular informant, if I find something new I will precisely post it here. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:52, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

::This is some website where LJUPCO STERIEV posts regularly: http://ksiega.4free.pl/ksiega.php?uid=257928&page=606 Other one is now DEFUNCT and was: http://ksiega.ritcat.pl/ksiega.php?ks=8976 [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

:::THAT IS WIKINGER'S SITE, ALSO USED BY "PHD" GENIUS LIKE ANTANDRUS -ESSJAY...BUT WHATEVER...NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ED ANYWAYS, AND WE MADE SURE GOOGLE WILL NEVER ACCEPT ED SHIT IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES ANYWAYS... SAME GOES FOR ACCEPTING WIKIPEDIA AS SOURCE IN ANY SCHOOL!!! ALL OF THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CREATED BY ANTANDRUS,THIS IS NO DOUBT ANTANDRUS AND/OR HIS PUSSIES ASSOCIATES .. ALLOF THE SHIT YOU PUT WILL NEVER BE ADMISSIBLE IN COURT AS ITS HEARSAY EVIDENCE, ALSO PUBLIC INFO WAS TWISTED AROUND AND LAWS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED FROM A TO Z... BUT THE MORE THE BETTER AS WE HAVE STRONGER CASE AGAINST ED DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO WIKIPEDIA, SO THANX A LOT, COME AGAIN... {{unsigned|Antandrus David copycat}}
::::Very cool. Gee, I wonder why they call Wikinger (who's supposedly located in [[Poland]]) the '''[[Chicago|CHICAGO]]''' boys? What's up with that? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:22, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::LJUPCO STERIEV is always incomprehensible, but he is really CHICAGO BOYS, not Wikinger, who TOO uses this site as well. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:40, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys of course mentions COMCAST and AT&T providers so of course CHICAGO BOYS are really based on CHICAGO, which is consistent with GEORGE REEVES PERSON of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::"Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska" NOMINATIVE form. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 18:26, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

== Just one question ==

How come the Icewillow9 article was deleted? Yes, I'm aware that the article wasn't top-tier quality, but it's a WIP. I was planning on heavily expanding and improving the article, but I couldn't do that right away due to the fact that the article was protected for a week because of Icewillow's excessive butthurt vandalism. [[User:Dumbfan|Dumbfan]] ([[User talk:Dumbfan|talk]]) 15:59, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
:She is a fat, 15-year-old nobody who uses GoAnimate. The only reason I allowed her page to even stay in the first place was because she started edit warring over it and then contacted me on Discord (while pretending to be someone else) and asked me to delete it.

:And this isn't even factoring in the fact that she and her friends have been bombarding the wiki with weeks worth of vandalism just because of that one already shitty article. We were just forced to change hosts because another turbo-autist spammed them and authorities in fucking Europe with hundreds of unhinged messages. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:56, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

== Template editing privs ==

For some reason I can’t edit templates. Can you make it so that I can? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:35, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

Thnx :^) [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:18, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

== r u active ==

hi [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:12, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

== The reason why she is inactive ==

You may have noticed that GirlOnInternet has not been active in nearly 9 months.

That is because nearly 9 months ago, I hypnotized her with my huge, circumcised dragon cock and soiled her with my seed.

She has spent the last nearly 9 months in a bloated, painful state.

But do not worry! 9 months is almost up!

It is kinda a coinflip if human females survive giving birth to a mongrel dragonet-scavenger hybrid, but assuming she survives the birthing process, she should be back soon.***

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, emperor of ED]], April 23, 2026.

User talk:The PolishPrince

2026-04-23T17:05:10Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* What would you do if... */

{{welcome}}
[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:58, 20 January 2023 (EST)

== hi ==

Hey thanks for your work, you're doing a good job on the wiki. Just a tip next time you make AOTN you can transclude the content of the template. There's no need to copy paste the entire thing. so for example you made AOTN template page [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023]]. To have the same content for March 11 just write <nowiki>{{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023}}</nowiki> and the template page from March 10 will be "inserted." Also don't forget to update the AOTN archive page. cheers [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 12:54, 8 March 2023 (EST)

== EDitor ==

hi, i [[Special:Log/rights|added you]] to the EDitor group. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:06, 21 March 2023 (EDT)

== set lulzy quotes and not just right wing twitter influencers ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:07, 14 April 2023 (EDT)
:cool. I'll try to be more active on here going forward. let me know if you need any help-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 21:23, 16 April 2023 (EDT)

==From the creator of the Goddammitjosef article==

Thank you!

[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 04:52, 24 November 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator

😃
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:00, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

== POTN ==

so we talked about this and you go and set a boomer tier political cartoon on the main page? what the fuck is this? https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Biden_immigrant_surge.jpg-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 13:31, 16 May 2023 (EDT)
:I think using Ben Garrison cartoon is the real offense here. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 10:39, 17 May 2023 (EDT)
::no lol you can make as much fan of biden as you want. just avoid using ben garrison or stonetoss style cartoons. this shit is cringe man. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 11:08, 18 May 2023 (EDT)

== xotn ==

i thought we already did that? lmk kthx -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:07, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

== Bass Players ==

Yea, but I'm not giving them credit, I want no positivity in ED lol. As proof I made the Motley Crue page and I like them. [[User:Gghouck|Gghouck]] ([[User talk:Gghouck|talk]]) 22:02, 16 June 2023 (EDT)

== Don't put quotes under the VOTN, retard. ==

kthnxbai. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 22:37, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== I'll give you some cred bro. ==

The [[Roger Waters]] & [[Stealthing]] articles are both pretty good imo. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:43, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

== ATON history: ==

I fucked up the order of the shit after the futurama article. Can you please try and fix that shit please bro? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 18:24, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

Thanks. :^) you’re doing good around here bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:48, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

Sort of related. The current [[vaping|AOTN]] links to previous [[opioids|AOTN]]. Fix please ---[[User:4ourty|4ourty]] ([[User talk:4ourty|talk]]) 10:00, 29 July 2023 (EDT)

== Time for a break ==

I think I've told you like 5x about setting cringe conservtard content on the main page and you still continue to do it. You're out. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Quote_of_the_Now/July_30,_2023 -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 15:16, 30 July 2023 (EDT)
i mean i dont see the point in overwriting stuff you set months ago but ok-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 20:20, 30 July 2023 (EDT)
:I can see you’re point {{ping|Baka}}, but there’s no way crackrabb and hipcrime wouldn’t do the same shit. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 23:53, 30 July 2023 (EDT)

==quotes==
Hey man, no ill-will because I think you've been a breath of fresh air as an active user who is genuinely funny. But some of your quotes are too long, and some are too politically charged. Even then, a long quote is fine if it's truly funny or interesting, but most need a lot of context to be funny. Using the source section to provide that context is not the best solution, it only adds to the bloated look of the quote. I'm no perfect saint either, but if you're going to do a lot of the quotes, try to keep them short and sweet. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 15:15, 18 August 2023 (EDT)

*** You're right. I shouldn't have to explain the joke.

<center><youtube>3ddp1pf_MB8</youtube></center>

I'll give you back privs for that some other time possibly. You need to look at what GOI sets and see what fits the site of the tone-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 14:09, 23 August 2023 (EDT)

== LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK ==

hell yeah. I wanted to see one of his shows but put off buying tickets, regret that. my uncle actually went to school with his kids. I think he still has a house in Ellwood city. I know he spends most of his time near pittsburgh-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 16:37, 19 September 2023 (EDT)
sure. just hope you learned your lesson this time. -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 18:23, 23 September 2023 (EDT)

== oops ==

hi, i accidentally restored your EDitor but i forgot to drop you a note because ed is slow. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 21:49, 11 October 2023 (EDT)
:they each look like theyre editable by EDitors. <blockquote>(change visibility) 11:56, January 27, 2022 Kaizen talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 04:10, May 4, 2021 .wil talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 10:41, January 11, 2022 Schnitzel talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (cascading protection) (hist | change) Tags: Mobile web edit Mobile edit</blockquote>

:the last one is cascading protected, which has caused problems before. if theres something i can do lmk :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:27, 12 October 2023 (EDT)
==murder lady==
sure when i get home today-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 09:10, 29 December 2023 (EST)

== Awesome picture! ==

Thanks for [[:File:One_internet_point.jpg]]! I like that picture! Did you make it yourself? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 13:53, 7 January 2024 (EST)

== feature my gay articles ==

* [[She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood]]
* [[Mangs]]
If you like them that is. [[User:Robocop669|Robocop669]] ([[User talk:Robocop669|talk]]) 08:57, 17 April 2024 (EDT)

== Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

If you don't mind, I got a lot of stuff I want to add to your article. I don't want to screw with whatever you got going on right now so I thought I'd ask first. Thx.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:58, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

You can add now because I think I'm done for now
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:43, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey, nice job with his article [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:10, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== ffs ==

Double-check your edits, especially to front page crap. I've had to fix a broken AotN and a broken PotN because of you. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:27, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

:Will do. I think it's when I move things. I'll be more careful

:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:49, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
::Main thing to look out for are issues with the code you use and making sure that you're setting XotNs for the correct date. One PotN had three brackets on one side rather than two. And you set Crooks as AotN on a date that should have been a repeat of Global Warming (which somehow broke the main page). [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 21:12, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

Seen and heard. Sometimes I get caught up trying to keep the pages current that i forget to double check [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

I also want to show that I'm dedicated to the site and will move faster then my brain thinks.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 11:19, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

== Add me on Discord ==

Hello, I would like to discuss your contributions to ED. Please accept my friend invite so we can talk. My Discord ID is yaroslavtv.

[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 17:02, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:46, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Copypasta archives ==
I get that you want to keep the archives intact, but when I added the NAMPLA pasta in 2007, I overlinked the shit out of it. You should let the text speak for itself. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:00, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
:It's not some sacred mausoleum, either. To put it into perspective, one of my friends forgot his English assignment, whipped that story up right before class and got a D-; I then shared it online, before bringing it to ED, changing "Geoff" to "Jeff", where I overlinked the bejeezus out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:17, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

* I rarely wipe stuff from the wiki. If its in the ball park of CP, I will wipe it.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:45, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
::I see what you mean and this is your wiki. I just wish 16-year-old me hadn't worn a hat on a hat by linking the shit out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 16:12, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

* if i wiped something it was a mistake cuz i dont want to read the page to see if it fits. It's like this, Deviant Art user, uhm, didnt see it. Also i think the other admins are better at seeing what belongs.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:15, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

== BBQ Pit Boys ==

It might be long overdue, but I have a request for you: Make a page about BBQ Pit Boys, a YouTube channel which had gained a lot of attention from angry vegans in the recent times. Thank you for your attention, and I hope you are still capable of writing pages with the old style of humor. Good luck!

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 21:23, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

*I'll start writing again in the New Year. My favorite cousin died.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:52, 21 December 2024 (UTC)

== A Friendly Reminder ==

Where exactly have you been? Did you happent to get wasted on a new year's eve party and accepted someone's invite to go for a drive to a motel so far away from your hometown with your girlfriend for God-knows-what days? It's good to take a break from the Internet, but what's really important is that three weeks ago you promised to write the BBQ Pit Boys article after celebrating new year. I hope this message helps you to refresh your memory.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:37, 15 January 2025 (UTC)

* I got a little lazy and forgot my duties. I'm in better shape.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Wormkid ==

would you look at Wormkid? im not sure how old this person is and i dont think the GNAA used this shock image. i wonder if the contributor cleverly disguised more of those images as an article. i would delete it if i knew for sure this is what i think it is. thanks. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:23, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

Ok
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:40, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

*That one i can't be sure about either. Better to play it safe because i don't want the MIB pulling up in their [[Party Van]] because the opening of the page read like they were trying to convince someone that this is everday shit on this site.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:10, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
:alright, thanks for checking. i never heard of this shock image and it just didnt look right. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:14, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

== Hey Retard… ==

I bumped up your edgy faggot book to higher up cause [[Billy Mitchell]] is relevant news. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 00:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)

* Im cool with anyone adding what they want, just don't fuck up the board, if you're going to skip a day - make the previous or the proceding article a 3 day article.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
: you fixed it didn’t you?[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:17, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

* I have OCD. I use Healthcare level Hydrogen Peroxide to wash my floors and I washed my hands, in bleach, 3 times before starting this post because of germs. I wipe down my phone with clorox wipes. Oh, and when I get home from the store, I individually wash every grape and wash the cans of vegatables, or soup, before I open them after letting my manual can oper sit in bleach for a minute. When I buy canned pepsi | wash the top before I drink from it.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 06:46, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

== RE: Pictures ==

I have no idea why. I notice some of them are acting up --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 15:46, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

== Re: Golden iPod ==

{{done}} --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:11, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

:Np!! --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 09:28, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

== the sherrod quote ==

what is the quote source for the featured quote of Sherrod's?--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 13:03, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

==Hi I'm newfag==
Title [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 11:55, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

===Plz help me===

My article [[Princess Maydine]] had been vandalised by 3 faggots ('''PROTIP: look at [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Vandalism_is_Pointless]] as I read it''') ban them for butthurted shit can you do it for me? I promise I am not a faggot [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:38, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

====Request for EDitorship====
Hello I am requesting EDitorship access in order to access of my article Princess Maydine. As I know, this page has been protected from these butthurted revisionism by the maydinefags (Couscous, Paul, Mercifulfag). A protected page is a dead-end page, however. As an EDitor, I can guarantee the Lulz will stay at a deadly 1:50 (or moar) during the 2026 maydine war. [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:25, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

==What would you do if...==

What would you do if a big, bad, chubby, smelly dragon swooped down from the sky, landed on you, and snuggled you into the dirt, thus completely engulfing you in its bulk?

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], April 22 or 23, 2026.

Not much you can do until it gets its nut. I'd wait till it fell asleep, cut it's throat and then show its heart to all the other dragons and tell them that I'm not someone to be fucked with. Yeah bitches, I got my knighthood back.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:54, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Sounds like a good plan. Thank you for giving me a response btw I appreciate it. Most tend to ignore me when I babble.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 23 April 2026

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T17:00:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Yeah

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{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T16:56:31Z

LordGrimThInvincible: cemnter loooksnsmx dbghyuwiedkm

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T16:56:04Z

LordGrimThInvincible: lum de daaah

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T16:55:25Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Ouch

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
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{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slash the brothers throat from ear to ear.

== Loadout ==

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!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
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Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
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* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
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*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
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==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg

2026-04-23T16:50:48Z

LordGrimThInvincible: the subjects entire fambilyyyy

== Summary ==
the subjects entire fambilyyyy

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-04-23T03:10:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: lumbdee dum hoo da loo loo

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL 
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}} 
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
:There's also the [[DeviantArt]] stash link. It's been taken down, but it's still accessible through [[Archive.is]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:23, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
::we can't do much about the archive.is thing, other than not link to it, but again, what dates do you want revisions hidden for? all of them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:03, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah, everything before me adding the NYPA template. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
::::ok done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:59, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

i kiss you --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 19:01, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone here wanna play videogames with me sometime?==

I can play: Shellshockers.io, gats.io, diep.io, pretty much any .io game, probably not much else though because this dragon aint got much gold shekels yet sadly.

Oh! I can also do roblox.

But I think shellshocers would be my preffered one because it has a mostly usable chat feature meanwhile others are nonexistant or censored or unusable.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

2026-04-23T02:55:31Z

LordGrimThInvincible: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii bubsy 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Thx m8 [[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]] ([[User talk:BasedBlackMan|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2023 (EDT)
:@[[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]]: No problem man. We need more writers like you here. Too many retards here. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 21:56, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== OK==

Got Ya. No more quotes under videos

Hate the cops. Did you know your 911 call is admissible in court? No rights were read. No prior warning about what you say being admissible to court but they are. So if someone comes into your house and you shoot him, you have to call 911, say there's been a shooting, call a lawyer and then drop the lawyer card on the cops the minute they walk into your house. You have to keep it as simple as that because anything else will be used against you.

Forgot 1 thing. The last thing you want to do is fuck up a self defense case because it is on you to prove that the shooting was in self defense.

Got it out of my system with this post, no more quotes under videos. Cops suck.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:32, 27 June 2023 (EDT)
:lol ok [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:39, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
== BTW ==
Cool Name. It would make a Bad Ass MTG or Yu-Gi-Oh card.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:40, 27 June 2023 (EDT)

== You ==

Stop shitting all over the wiki. If I'll see you revert another edit, any edit, you'll get a hammer. Either contribute to the wiki or gtfo. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 18:34, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
{{like|Haha Yes}}
:@[[User:Zagan|Zagan]] I did the smugler article? Is that shitting up bitch? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:06, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
::you wrote one shitty article and? I said stop reverting others' edits. If you have nothing to add just leave articles as they are. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:13, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
:::lol [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:21, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
::::lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:03, 29 June 2023 (EDT)
[[User:Zagan|Zagan]], if he doesn't learn his mistakes 2 years ago, cast him to ED hell! [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 05:14, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:lol[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 05:19, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:I don't think his actions warrant a perma ban. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 17:14, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::ignore Yaroslav; he’s retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:53, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

== How did you get unbanned? ==

After your previous faggotry I thought you would be permab&. Holy fuck [[File:GachaLifeSucks2.jpg|link=user:Gachalifesucks]] 14:26, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:Check the logs. It's not rocket science. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 16:42, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:y do u even care? You’re a newfag. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 16:45, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:Because I want to make you all suffer. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 02:47, 3 July 2023 (EDT)

== Thanks ==

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:50, 11 July 2023 (EDT)
:Np bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:51, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

== Passing it on ==

GirlOnInternet told you to
{{unwelcome}}
K thnx [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 21:52, 1 August 2023 (EDT)
:lol. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:54, 1 August 2023 (EDT)

== Quit fucking with shit ==

This is not your personal wiki to fag up as you see fit. Defrag your genome, incessant homo king. --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 01:24, 21 August 2023 (EDT)
:what’s this about again? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 15:16, 21 August 2023 (EDT)

==an apology for dinkdummy - Sorry Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd==
I came to apologize for what I did and for the mediocrity that my articles can be and I promise to improve in something and I swear that I did not have the bad intention of getting angry with me I swear that my intention was to make articles about controversial characters of my dear community called Hispanic I only wanted to make articles but do not send me those things and those graphic contents or troll me I understand that you do not like it but I can improve and you do not forgive me because I do not care Because I can continue on my way with my articles, it is fine I do not understand {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}
:you’re just retard who writes stuff no one cares about. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 16:48, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

== Spongebobvstheloudhouse ==

anytime bby :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:38, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

== Thanks For the Message! ==

Just wanted someone to help with making articles about video games and anime. They were very amusing but it feels like the new articles are a bit slow. That’s why I joined in order to make COD articles but I was busy with other things so I couldn’t finish them. Would you be able to help with it? Ones from 2019 and beyond including Warzone? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 00:03, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
:Sounds better than some of the new shit that’s getting posted up here. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 18:45, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

== User:I_hate_autistic_people/Smiling_Friends ==

please do not deathnotice things in people's sandboxes thx [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 12:32, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

== VittorioTheVyonder2003 ==

do not change dates on deathnotices, or blank descriptions on deathnotices added by admins. this is your second warning about deathnotices. you get a timeout. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:03, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

==Sorry about the...==

I am sorry to hear that the wikipedia kikes banned you a little while back.

I just so happened to be surfing dah web, wikipedia in this case, and I saw your username on wikiedia, since you editted the ED article there a little while back.

I clicked on your wiki account, hoping to say hi to you...

But then i saw the "This user is currently blocked, not here to buld an encyclopedia"

Ugh!

Those wiki people are TOTAL FAGGOTS!!!!!

GRRRRRRR I hate those tyrantz so muchhh

But anyway here is the hi i woulda given u on wiki:

Hi!!!!!!!

*Snuggles*

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

User talk:The PolishPrince

2026-04-23T02:50:09Z

LordGrimThInvincible: hehehehehe

Firedarkdragon

2026-04-23T00:46:46Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Whoops! Wrong archive. ok, this is the one with the actual content. the other one was nearly empty

{{Play Nice}}
{{watch}} 
{{weeaboo}}

[[Image:Firedarkdragon-rule34-final.jpg|center]]

[[Image:IDIOT FDD by firedarkdragon.jpg|right|thumb|Self defeating furfag FTW]]

[[Image:FDDLuvsReality2.png|thumb|And she supports an [[realitysquared|A+ admin]]!]]

[[Image:FDD kisses ass.jpg|thumb|And she's made a slashfic comic with herself and [[Lolly]].]]

[[Firedarkdragon]] is your typical deviantART [[furfag]], but with a twist. As most [[furfags]] love cutesy, fuzzy things with five penises, this one instead likes gore, violence, and blood (with, of course, five penises). Someone's [[Hugbox|mommy didn't hug them enough]], either that or daddy [[rape|raped]] someone a bit too much. A fine example of your super popular [[furfag]], the only reason they are popular is they have no life and do nothing but spam shitty art for their friends and themselves to try and make each others [[butthurt]] go away. What they do not realize is, no amount of shitty art will make things better. Not Even Doom Music.

== dA Shenanigans ==
[[Image:Firefagonwut.jpg|left|thumb|Certainly not a fantard.]]

[[Image:Firefagonartsitup.jpg|right|thumb|Because this has never been done before.]]

Firefurfagon is very popular on deviantART as she caters to the demands of the site in spades: [[Angst]], [[Furries]], [[Anime]], [[Yiff]]ing, [[Emos]], [[Faggotry]], and last but certainly not least, stupidity. Her skill at trend-whoring is so epic that only a few artists can surpass her. [[Zeriara]] and [[Snapesnogger]] come to mind. God forbid she ever starts [[rape|raping]] the ''[[Lion King]]'' or ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandoms.

Also, she loves playing the victim: [[Internet_drama|"I have no friends, I am alone, I waste all my time in a computer screen, baaaaaaaah!!!!11!!1!"]]

She is very active on dA and has many clubs which she belongs to and many friends all over the world.
* The [http://caboostdragon.deviantart.com/ 13 year old boy] who treats furfagon as his [[yiff|cocksheath]].
* <s>Her [[alleged]] [http://kecharana.deviantart.com/ daughter], product of rape? PROBABLY!</s> deactivated.
* [http://krystalthewolf.deviantart.com/ GRANDDAUGHTER?] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?
* Her own [http://fdd-fans.deviantart.com/ fanclub] made of equal parts fail and aids.
* Another [http://xmarilynmansonclubx.deviantart.com/ club] she belongs to. So hXc, Now defunct
*<s>Plus a [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/14196626/#comments/ tl;dr journal] that nobody in their right mind would actually read. (and if you try to click on the link to sign some "hate ED petition", you get photobucket! lulz!!)</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. It got AIDS and died.
 

Fuhduhduh draws dragons because:
*''Dragons are much more [[emo|emotional]] than humans.
*''Dragons have never been scientifically proven, so no one can tell you [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|you're doin' it wrong]].
*''No other animal can have its tail constantly on fire like a [[Pokemon]].
*''"[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU, IMMA DRAGON]]".

[[Image:FDD EMO ART.jpg|thumb|center|500px|<big><big><big><big>'''CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THEM WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL'''</big></big></big></big>]]

== LOL RAEP DRAMAS ==
<s>Breaking news: [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11458494/ The DA journal about it]</s> BALEETED! The screencaps below will have to do.

Recently, furfagon has been moar and moar suicidal. At the present time, we are unsure if this is related to [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] but we are keeping our ears to our intarnets. I'll let the journals tell the story.

<gallery>
Image:Firedarkdragon dA.jpg
Image:Needy much.jpg
Image:Plzdontdie;;.jpg
Image:Raped 3 times.jpg
</gallery>

Of course, Luz (more like Lulz, amirite?) thought the best thing to do when you get raped is log in to your DA, post a journal about it! Don't forget to answer with crying smilies without any bit of explanation to whoever comments on your journal. Outcome: Hundreds of free pageviews. And as any deviantARTlet can tell you, pageviews = liquid sex.

The most lulz-worthy quote:
{{Quote|how id wish to be crushed by a car...damnit ;_; 
btw: i was raped for [[Asking_for_it|3rd time]] by the same guy :depressed: 
my C, when will u save me??? im dying ;_;|Firedarkdragon}}

=== The Imaginary Rapist Dies ===

[[Image:Fddrapistdies.jpg|thumb|left|HOW CONVENIEEEEEEEEEEENT]]

*On Wednesday Jan 24, 2007, 9:16 AM firefagon broke the news that her favorite [[hugbox]] inducing medium had just passed away in this [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11550426/ journal]. The rapist, who remains unnamed (which is surprising given firfagon's history of naming people who shouldn't be), met with vigilante justice sometime recently. This is both hilarious and sad, as we have searched as many news networks websites, and have found ZERO news on any rapists, or murdering of a rapist in the Argentine region of the world.

{{Quote|i was in my building`s door watching all, 
''but i never imagined the guy was dead, 
''all i can guess is those ppl hitted him to death. 
|Firedarkdragon}}

*We have concluded that flamingdouchedrinker has made up the whole [[drama]] about being [[rape]]d just to garner attention from people. We have a picture of her, and she is no prize, other than the fact that she is apparently easy to [[rape]] repeatedly. Also, to any rapist in her area, she believes she is a dragon and the queen of [[England | hell]]; if you do manage to [[rape]] her, please take pictures and make sure they end up on the [[Fox News | major news networks.]] It sure is convenient that her would-be assailant has been slain, because now he won't have to answer for his crimes in a court of law! South America isn't known for it's legal process but it probably isn't just a bunch of guys with spears grunting at each other. Now with no rapist, how will fuckingdongdevourer create [[emo]] journals where she is the victim? We have no idea either, but we will keep you up to date on what imaginary problem strikes this [[furfag]] next.

I killed him lawls

== Reaction to ED ==

[[Image:Fire sets them up the pain series.jpg|thumb|left|The original reaction to ED. Not lulzy at all. But...]]

[[Image:Fdd-condensed-journal.jpg|thumb|right|Two edits later, at least 100 of her friends are exposed to the [[Pain Series]].]]

[[Image:FirefagonfindsED.jpg|right|thumb|<s>Have we been found out?</s> No, this was just her being stupid.]]

*At first firefagon was very happy about her article on ED, for someone who is so constantly depressed, and being raped, it absolutely brightened her day! As that was not [[lulz|lulzy]] at all, the mastermind behind this article had to do something drastic. This editor noticed that she was linking directly to this page. A plan was sired. The editor quickly slapped the [[Pain Series]] template on the top of the page in the hopes that her fanbrats would follow the link to HORROR! And the fantards did click it, and they are now ruined for life and seek shelter in their [[hugbox|hugboxes]] from the horrors that are the intarnets.

*The best part was that firefagon edited this journal, not once, BUT TWICE, and DID NOT REMOVE THE LINK TO THE PAIN SERIES or even warn her moron fans until the end of her [[tl;dr]] journal. One of the terms in the [[deviantART]] TOS is: NO LINKING TO PORN. As the editor was sadly not around for the [[lulz|drama]] he only has reports of the [[furry]]'s friends commenting "OMG FDD!! THAT WEBSITE IS HORABLEZ! IMMA REPORT U!". Many lulz were gleaned.

*So many lulz were had that firefaggot will become [[an hero]], at least for a little while. MOAR ON THAT SOON!

=== [[An Hero]] ===

Gallery of [[Hugbox]] and [[fail]]:

<gallery>
Image:Fddhugboxheader.jpg|Bring on the [[butthurt]].
Image:FddhugboxGO.jpg|I better violate TOS somemore lol!
Image:Fddhugbox1.jpg|Your strength will overcome their proof!
Image:Fddhugbox2.jpg|This journal is srs biznas.
Image:Fddhugbox3.jpg|[[Furry]] Logic.
Image:Fddhugbox4.jpg|Halp report innocent people plz.
Image:Fddhugbox5.jpg|No caption can do this one justice.
</gallery>

=== Not An Hero ===
[[Image:Ffd-not-an-hero.jpg|thumb|left|Like Jesus, only [[moar]] [[faggotry]]]][[Image:Ffd-counter-crusaide.jpg|thumb|right|A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!]]
Unfortunately, firebushfagon is not [[an hero]]. She decided what was best for her [[fags|friends]] was to stay and fight the [[lulz|tyranny]] that was befalling her. She has posted several things, and has started an epic war on the today page of DeviantART. As of this writing we are unsure of what is happening, but we do have pictures.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ journal] in question.</s> BALEETED!

 

=== A [[lolcow|LoLCow]] Reborn! ===
[[Image:Fddbacklash.jpg|thumb|left|Warning, you will not be able to un-read this.]]
FuhDuhDuh has been feeling the pressure as of late. All of her [[faggotry]] has started to catch up with her, as now when she posts journals people are second guessing her. Not everyone is taking her seriously, and this is a great win for most of the internets. We can see from her [[butthurt|journal]] that she is specifically angered by [[ED]], again yet another win for the tubes. Besides calling out [[ED]] to come duke it out with her in person (I believe the RAPE APE is doing this on our behalf anyway) she is also reporting on [[lulz|lulzy]] [[butthurt|hilarity]] that has befallen her in her lifetime. Not only has she been repeatedly [[asking for it|raped]], she has seen her at least two (2) of her immediate family members killed, and has even seen the gunshot wound. This, coming from Fuhduhduh is most likely more emo bullshit, but it could, in fact, be true. If it is, [[lulz]]. If it's not; [[emo]] [[faggotry]], then [[lulz]].

 
'''Some choice excerpts from the journal of mindrape:'''

{{Quote|you are going too far with all this, why do u dso this?????? my best friend died and i have to be happy and bouncing??????| Fuhduhduh}}

{{Quote|im depressed for this lost, is the 3rd time i see someone dying!!!!! my father was the 1st, my other uncle was the 2nd and i had to see his '''dead body in the floor with a shoot in the head'''!!!!!!| Fuhduhduh}}

UPDATE: However, ironically, her current signature is:

{{Quote|Ha Ha!! you r ded" (insert point and laugh emoticon here)|[[Hypocrite|Hypocritical]] bitchfag}}

'''So of course faggotdickdipper deleted this latest journal of [[lulz]]'''. Notice how it wasn't even linked to, we knew it wouldn't be there for long. But while it was up, it generated prime [[lulz]]. Several things happened in the [[lulz]] category,: the first set of comments was mostly [[asspat|asspats]] and kisses, but then came some weird user who thinks Captain Planet is awesome, who started fucking with her shit. Because of the shit that was started, the journal landed on dA's Today page, and that's when the [[lulz]] rolled in. [[Troll|Trolls]], Admins, [[emos]] and [[fags]] all took part, and in the end, they caused the poor little [[lolcow]] to delete yet another journal. While most of the [[lulz]] were lost in the deletion, we did manage to save a few of the more entertaining lulz.

<gallery>
Image:Fddcprulz.jpg|Why anyone would argue with [[furries]] is beyond me.
Image:Fddepsychiatrist.jpg|ePsychiatrist visits fuhduhduh.
Image:Fddmurderbyhits.jpg|MURDERED YOU BY HITS!!!!!
</gallery>
 
{{Quote|and all this internet issues are for encyclopedia dramatica's fault, my article is maybe the bigest one, they take info all the time about me and all what i do, they chase me as if i were a criminal, no matter if i say something good, bad, or random....that site is ilegal, they have no right to play like that with ppl's feelings....| [[unwarranted self importance|Firefagon thinking she has the biggest article on ED]]}} 

=== Fuhduhduh's army comes to [[ED]] ===
Furfagon has been noticeably less of a [[lolcow]] in recent days, most likely it is due to the advisement of the DeviantART staff during her [[ban]] trial where she [[asking for it|sucked everyones dick]] just to avoid punishment, then wrote about it in her journal how she found new rapists to keep her [[Centipede filled vagina|self]] happy. But while she has been quiet on the dA front, we are aware of firefagon insurgents getting accounts on [[ED]]; most likely through [[email]] as they are all probably too stupid to understand [[irc]]. So far, two blankers have attacked this page and both have been dealt with appropriately, but if you are feeling vengeful you could go to [[User:Lulzfortehsoul]] and/or [[User:Xdstupidnoobdx]] and leave the furfags what they deserve. Your ever vigilant [[User:Sokevinsays|RAPE SPIDER]] will defend this page until firefagon is raped on national television.

== War am Declared ==
[[Image:caps-lock-fury.jpg|thumb|left|CRUISE CONTROL ON CAPTAIN]]
[[Image:EPIC JOURNAL.jpg|right|thumb|Intarnets is srs bisns]]
In the wee hours of January 18th 2007, the editor of the article set in motion the epic war which is currently plastered all over DeviantARTs today page. There are now 4 journals dedicated to this war:
*Firefagon's [[hugbox]] <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ Journal]</s> BALEETED!
*BadFurDay's counter <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/journal/11477488/ Journal]</s> Baleeted due to B&
*ShadowGamers'<s> tribute and proof [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/11477185/ Journal]</s> Baleeted bdue to B&
*Firefagon's COUNTER ATTACK <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ Journal]</s> lol also BALEETED!

[[Image:Emptythreats.JPG|left|thumb|As trolls invade her journal, a fantard of FDD is here to remind them that the internet is srs bisns]]

So now all of DeviantART has to deal with this shit, and of course, trolls have found which side is the easier to exploit, so many lulz are coming rolling in. The important thing to note is how firefagon's journal is different from the one at the top of this page. Seems like she does care if she is banned, because why else would you take a personal attack out of your journal? Also, the editor has captured many [[lulz]] worthy screencaps of [[faggotry]] and [[fail]] so expect those in the next update. More on this situation as it develops.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ EPIC ATTACK] Journal.</s> Sensing a pattern?

Reactions contained in response to firefagons EPIC ATTACK JOURNAL:
<gallery>
Image:Ffdattackresponse3.jpg|Cruise Control for Cool, MIRITE?
Image:Ffdattackresponse2.jpg|U R NOT M FRIEND
Image:Ffdattackresponse1.jpg|Some logic and some [[troll]]ing!
Image:Ffdattackresponse4.jpg|Looks like some one cares about [[ED]] now.
</gallery>

=== The Aftermath ===
Some time between January 18th and the 19th, 2007 Firefagon had her ENTIRE GALLERY of [[shitty art]] and [[furry]] [[faggotry]] deleted. It is not yet known if this was her decision or the decision of the [[Nazis|dA Staff]], but what we do know is the staff was responsible for the deletion of 70 or more of her so called artworks.

After the mass delete, a new account was found, [http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]], which not only had her real name, and her original user name, but also the same icon as the original account. We here at [[ED]] believe the account was created because firefagon's original [[sockpuppet]] was already called out, and would no longer be of any use if she wished to hide. However, several users informed [[ED]] of the developement, and when we went to check in on the situation, we were greeted by a massive [[troll]]. The [[troll]] told us, "Firefagon attempted to hide after the massive attack she preformed against helpless users, we can not allow this to happen. If you are going to act like a retard on the internet, you will be judged accordingly and will not be able to hide, we are always watching." The attack landed firefagon back on the today page of DeviantART so we assume this was the goal of the trolls, to make sure everyone knew about this new [[sockpuppet]]. Also, it should be noted that if firefagon was to switch primarily to the new account, she would be wasting 6 months of subscription time; this alone has generated many [[lulz]]. It is now baleeted.

Images of the Aftermath:

<gallery>
Image:FddTroll1.jpg|Someone angered the RAPE-APE
Image:FddTroll2.jpg|Typical Troll response
Image:FddTroll3.jpg|We have no idea what this is
Image:FddTroll4.jpg|C'thulhu? Is that you?
Image:FddTroll5.jpg|lol
Image:FddTroll6.jpg|WATCH OUT, IT'S AN E-LAYWER
Image:FddTroll7.jpg|Even more trolling
Image:FddTroll8.jpg|I think they made their point
</gallery>

=== Her Army of Fanbrats ===
In a reaction to firefagons [[an hero]] status, and to her [[hugbox]] journal, her army of morons is attacking an innocent user. They believe he has reported firefagons artwork for gore, or art theft or something. Too bad it was really a [[sick fuck]] DeviantARTLET named [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/ shadowfag]. He is N THAR JOURNAL, FUCKIN DER SHITS, but I don't think they are smart enough to understand unbroken english. Anyway, on with the rape of [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]:

Watch out [[snapesnogger]], this [[furfag]]'s army could give yours a run for its money:

{{Quote2|you got what you anted you got her off deviantart thorw a party I don't care you all on this site suck get over you're self you removed her now you should shut up and eat you're nuts loser|Jackshow||color=silver|size=360%}}

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Image:Fddfags-attack1.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack2.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack3.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack4.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack5.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack6.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack7.jpg
</gallery>

If you are a DeviantARTLET, you could go to <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s home page and just go nuts with reporting. I am sure that will win you an award of some kind. As it turns out, most of the ATTACKERS were suspended for their [[faggotry]]. Go give BadFurDay e-props for winning DeviantART.</s> Nigga dun got banned. :<

=== The Banhammer Falls ===

As the helpdesk starts to answer [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s harrasment reports, users who trolled his page are getting banned one by one. 
Here is a list of B&d users:
*<s>[http://cyrilguardian.deviantart.com/ CyrilGuardian]</s> Has returned, but will it last?
*<s>[http://zozzyangel.deviantart.com/ zozzyangel]</s> banned, other accounts on suspension.
*<s>[http://phoenixsashes.deviantart.com/ PhoenixsAshes]</s> Returned, sadly.
*<s>[http://cheapsexandcocaine.deviantart.com/ CheapSexAndCocaine]</s> No longer active, but her sock puppet sure is.
*<s>[http://lastblackdragon.deviantart.com/ LastBlackDragon]</s> Back from suspension, unfortunately.

Despite all the proof gathered by members of the site, Firefagon has not been banned. We here at ED are very confused as to why this is. We here at ED have seen Senior members (Basically a special douche bag, or former staff member) suspended for merely disagreeing with a core staff member, meanwhile, some furry fuck subscriber breaks about 4 or 5 major rules of the TOS and gets off with a mere gallery deletion. See petition section below for the link to help her [[GTFO]] the internet permanently.

==== Suspended Users Ban Evading ====

Please: whoever wrote this bit of the article, get your facts right faggot. LULZUFAILMATE. GO LURK MOAR.
For I am the one who bought you moar drama concerning Amuria and Ramy. LEARN2READPLZ.

==[[An Hero]] AGAIN!==
[[Image:Fuhduhduh an hero.jpg|left|thumb|I wonder if she lost her iPod]]Well, faggotydiaperdevourer didn't get very much attention from her last journal about being a complete and utter [[douchebag]], and with out her imaginary [[rape|rapist]] to help her get pageviews and [[asspat|asspats]], she has resorted to the most drastic measure of all, <s>[[suicide]]</s> faking cutting yourself, and claiming your family beat the shit out of you for doing it. If you would like to see the suicide note, please see the images to the left, as the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11611729/ journal] will probably be deleted.</s> BALEETED! [[Snapesnogger]] beware! FURFAGON IS HERE!

[[Image:Fddsuicidenote.jpg|left|thumb|Some one got a visit from the RAPE APE]]<s>So that leaves one question; [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|who will take care of her neopets?]]</s> It seems she isn't quite dead yet, so she will still be able to take care of her neopets, YAY! Please help us by patrolling the dA tubes, in case a [[sockpuppet|Fuhduhduh sock]] appears anywhere that we don't already know about, or in case one of her [[fangirls|lovers or demonspawn]] posts a journal informing us of further developments.

===Damn this bitch sucks at killing herself===
[[Image:Fddnotdeadyet.jpg|right|thumb|A nice beating is great after attempted suicide!]] As of Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 8:07 AM Fuhduhduh is back on devianTART [[retarded|alive]] and [[gay|well]]. Although, all is not sunshine and kittens for the self proclaimed queen of hell. After attempting to kill herself by slitting her wrists (the bitch probably goes across the street, not down the road), she was found by her family who proceeded to do what any loving family would do in that situation; PROMPTLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER. Now, knowing fuckdipdick's sense for lying and dramatics, we can safely assume that nothing is wrong, and that she is most likely holding out for moar pageviews. She did tell us about a mysterious note she received, that it turns out was written by [[user:Birthmother|RAPE-APE]], it reads:
 
{{Quote|this is what you deserve: 
''YOU PRETEND TO BE A VICTIM 
''TO GET ATTENTION 
''I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF RAPE 
''THIS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU QUIT OR DIE| a mysterious note}}

===Heartbreak===
[[Image:Fddbreakup.jpg|left|thumb|SCANDAL!]] On Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 10:36 AM, roughly 2 hours after furfagon's return to the internet from [[fake|certain]] [[suicide]], she posted another journal about how her e-boyfriend who lives [[over 9000]] miles away has dumped her. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it's because you keep getting raped and trying to commit suicide. I know those are huge turn ons for some guys, but I just can't handle it. Maybe her e-boyfriend realized what a [[lolcow]] his supply of internet pussy has always been, but re-examining the situation, this is probably fake too. I'll bet you 10 internets that they get back together before too long; if firefagon can conquer suicide 5 times, how can one man's rejections stop her?

===Journal Deletions===
Furfagon is now in a happy mood because all her problems were fake. Well, except for the fact that her [[13 year old]] boy friend has e-dumped her, and the fact that the internet in general hates her. She has become such a [[lolcow]] that she is a prime raid target. She makes journals which are all lies, gets all her friends to give her ass pats, then she deletes them and say "whoops, my bad. I don't really feel bad, and none of that stuff really happened. Tee-hee!" But usually in completely broken english. If you consider yourself a friend of fuhduhduh, ask yourself, "why do I put up with these lies and this bullshit?" The answer is because you are [[stupid]] and weak. Maybe if you realized your hero is an [[emo]] [[lolcow]], you would stop being her [[hugbox]] and she would [[suicide|kill herself]] for real. In her current journal she says, "fuck you haters" more or less. That's nice [[retard]], we know you have [[AIDS]] and that you live to spread it, that's why we are here to stop you. Today's happy journal will probably be replaced with some [[bullshit]] about her getting [[rape]]d by a caveman or something.

==Editor's Note==

Also, Firefagon, in case you are reading this; I am not BadFurDay, I am someone [[Anonymous|completely different and unknown]] to you. I think you are an incredible moron and should be kicked in the head repeatedly until that cum-stain you call a brain activates. English may not be your first language, but that does not give you the right to be a colossal [[douchebag]] to people who can't speak [[Mexican|wetback]]. Die in a fire. --The Editor

'''Editorial Assistant's Note:'''

The Queen of Hell will not so easily succumb to dying in fire! She will rise from teh ashes and WREAK HAVOC on you mortals with [[DivineAngel]] until she realises what an [[emo]] shit she is and commits suicide another twenty seven times! --Atomic Betty; furry hater

==Sub-editor's Note==

Several EDiots have taken it upon themselves to patrol dA, in an endless quest for all
the lusers who are lulz worthy and mentioned on this hallowed tome. They will report
back if they find new sockpuppets or in fact, new lulz-worthy targets. Watch this space.

== Remove FuhDuhDuh From DeviantArt Petition ==

{{STOP|sign this petition, for the lulz. Also, cocks. Nevermind, link is dead because ED can't maintain anything to save it's life.}}

[http://petitionspot.com/petitions/fddrag/ Get FlamingDickDrinker off the internet]😵😵😵

== Mandatory [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Fresh Prince]] Song ==

You knew it was [[truth|coming]], because FagDoucheDragon is [[an hero|an fool]].

<div style="width:70%;overflow:auto">
<pre>
Now this is a story all about how my
E-Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I'm about to start
About my story of how I 'came queen of DeviantART

In west Argentina born and raised
On deviantART is where I spent most of my days
Drama whorin', whinin', bitchin', all cool
And all violating some dA policies like an fool
When a couple of assholes, they were bein' a sage
Started makin' trouble on my userpage
They reported one little pic and I got pissed
"Maybe I should put those haters all in a list"

I whistled for a fanbase and when it came near
The comments had "we luv u fdd" and patted my rear
If anything I could say that these fans weren't wise
But then I said, "Well, it'll do. Now troll these guys!"

I logged in to my account about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the haters "Yo holmes flame ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I could finally start
To sit on my throne as queen of deviantART
</pre>
</div>

== The Fududududududududududursona File ==

So much [[rape|raep]], so many dead people. [[Some argue]] Fuhduhduh just made everything up for the [[Attention Whore|attention]]. 
I did some researches and found indications for the attention-theory: 

===Furdurdur and school systems===

[https://web.archive.org/web/20060519092942/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portada This] is some encyclopedia in which Furdurdur [https://web.archive.org/web/20141207115416/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Usuario:Firedarkdragon has an account], what is shown by her <s>[http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagen:Firedarkdragon.gif uploading a FDD-Picture]</s> which was baleeted. Her profile contains a third-person otherkin-autobiography, stating she was born in 2989 and other clever things.
By google-translating the text in her profile this passage is unrevealed:</s> 
{{Quote|In the Secondary one, one left to an institute in the neighborhood of Murcia where human call made contact with the enemy with a variant race cani, it obtained graduated his in E.S.O., and it left that well to study Computer science, to specialize later in Graphical Design.|FuhDuhDuh}}

So, what's the problem here?

Maybe, that '''Argentina doesn't have E.S.O.''', but [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Argentina#Characteristics Polimodal/Escuela secundaria]. E.S.O. is the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Spain#Educaci.C3.B3n_Secundaria_.28Secondary_School.29 spanish secondary school].

Maybe poor Furdurdur thought Argentina was exactly like spain, as they already have the same official language.

[http://dantiscus.deviantart.com/ Dantiscus] is a [[furfag|guy]] from [[ Spain]].

==Crazy Bitch is Tired of Your Trolling==
[[Image:FDDinternettoughguy.jpg|thumb|Summary: [[Diaperfur|BAAAAAWWWWW]]]]
Fuhduhduh announced today that she is sick of all you haters out there. Attacking her, sending death threats, turning her [[furfag]] friends against her. So sick in fact that she did something so revolutionary, so mighty, that all you [[troll]]s will want, nay, HAVE to stop attacking her. What did she do? Posted another lulzy journal, [[lulz|thats what]]. Oh man, it must be that [[PMS|time of the month]]. [[Furfag]] needs her [[asspat|asspats]] like she needs [[rape|a good cock down the throat]]. And like a fat kid to a cinnamon roll, her army of [[furfags]] came and delivered. The best parts of the journal are where she tries to justify and/or defend herself from issues pointed out by this very article. That makes us here at [[ED]] very happy indeed. Keep on truckin' [[anonymous|anon]]. [[Rape]] that bitch until she [[an hero|kills herself]]. Update (as of July 19 2007) it seems Fuhduhduh has found hapieness. This must end immediatly!!!!!!!! (troll plz)

==Update to make this article look less outdated and shitty==

ED is one of those websites with only around 60 active users, so there are many articles that can go years with no update, even if the person an article is about is still active online.

They abandoned DA for furaffinity, changed their username to chocolatechilla, mostly retired the original dark serpent sona in exchange for a chilla with similar coloration, and changed their claimed nationality from Argentinian to Lithuanian.

In February 2018 FDD took a shoulder injury while doing combat with another dragon. They were fighting over a dead deer carcass. Someone claiming to be FDD's husband made a post about it on her account.[https://archive.is/EBVib]

On October 17, 2019, FDD started flying with their wings to [[Lithuania]]. Despite the attack of an unfathomable aberration from beyond (stomach bug), FDD made a successful landing in Lithuania on the 19th.[https://archive.is/qS4Sr]

Every drawing posted by FDD prior to 4 September 2008 has been deleted, you will need archives and reposts in order to see those. FDD also deleted most of the fanart she made, including most of her MLP fanart. Fanart, especially for MLP, tends to be shallow goyslop though, so that is probably for the best.

Even drawing rape, necrophilia, and gore is more productive to society than drawing MLP fanart.

(Although to be fair FDD no longer draws necrophilia or rape either, It don't turn FDD on no more.)[https://archive.is/5nVW3]

As of "now"(2025), FDD does still post art, but not as much as she used to, and she continues to favorite things, so she is still alive.

FDD has nearly 4k fans on FA and nearly 2k fans on each of her two abandoned DA accounts.

They mostly stay out of drama in the present day. That is good for their mental health, but it does make for a somewhat less interesting story.

Second Update: Today, September 11, 2025, is her 20th anniversary of creating her first DeviantArt page, so make sure to go and wish her a happy cyberspace birthday!

In late 2025 she joined a plebbit project called r/indigowizard. Basically: furry art plus gore videos. Alas, it was short lived. The (((admins))) of reddit shut the subreddit down on December 1st, 2025, and sent their furry butts right back over the river to [[Watchpeopledie.tv]].[https://archive.is/https://old.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/*][https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://old.reddit.com/r/indigowizard*]

==Gallery (wip)==

<center><gallery>
File:FDDGRAVEYARD.jpg|4 September 2008
File:Threeheadedbluedragon.jpg|29 August 2011
File:FDDJeff.jpg|15 September 2020
File:ChocolatechillaPainter.png
File:FDDVORE1.jpg
File:GermanyKills90MillionWhites.jpg
File:FDDBloodMunch.jpeg
File:FDDBearTrapSex.png
File:FDDBoykisser.png
File:FDDAztecMoment.png
File:FDDVORE2.jpeg
File:FeastOfTheDragons.jpg|4 February 2023
File:SmokeDragonAndChilla.jpg|5 November 2025
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Birdie]] - her (worse) descendant
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Taking Down ED]]

== External Links ==
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chocolatechilla/ Chocolatechilla on FA] – Semi-Active. Her main current account.
*[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ Firefagon] – Her origonal devianTART page, created on [[September 11]]th, 2005. It was here were the lulz began back in early 2007, but she abandoned it in 2012. Briefly she returned in 2015 to make a comment before abandoning it again. Now most content has been deleted. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20060216232913/http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ First Archive])
** [http://chocolatechilla.deviantart.com/ moved to Chocolatechilla on DA] – No brain activity since 2022. Most recent post was in 2021, most recent comment is from 2022.
*[http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net/ Her Storm Artists account] – Closed. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20080101042919/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20120126043339/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ Last Functional Archive])
*<strike>[http://fddcave.deviantart.com/ Her TOP SECRET dA] ban evasion [[sockpuppet|account]].</strike> baleeted.
*<s>[http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]].</s> Baleeted.
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/firedarkdragon Her fagaffinity account] – Abandoned in 2012.
*The [[TL;DR]] [https://archive.ph/VLvQR version of story] (includes drama and insults) Link restored.
*[http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=queenFDD Her neopets account] DISABLED hurf durf
*fddfiredark@hotmail.com Firefurfadragon msn
*[http://zithedragon.deviantart.com/ Zithedragon's devianTART page.] another furfaggot in luv with the queen of the lulz firefurfadragon. (Inactive since 2018, also it is unclear how Zi is related to FDD.)
*[https://archive.is/wip/gPKkO E621 Results]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/search?q=chocolatechilla&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all Plebbit results for "Chocolatechilla"]
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=chocolatechilla&page=1 Archive gallery])
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=firedarkdragon&page=1 Older archive gallery])

===Fanart For FDD===
*[https://archive.is/Qx71Z]
*[https://archive.is/xUnLi]
*[https://archive.is/Qtuu0]
*[https://archive.is/1V6Kk]
*[https://archive.is/9YFLw]
*[https://archive.is/VARWT]
*[https://archive.is/JjmXB]
*[https://archive.is/qCO3P]
*[https://archive.is/lnL9r]
*[https://archive.is/xBYyM]
*[https://archive.is/jRmFW]
*[https://archive.is/uUbq8]
*[https://archive.is/YsCdf]
*[https://archive.is/OQtWo]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/diamondscythe/art/firedarkdragon-81131882]
*[https://archive.is/rX0X7]
*[https://archive.is/9b6LD]
*[https://archive.is/Bwdk5]
*[https://archive.is/tUiQ5]
*[https://archive.is/bkCbm]
*[https://archive.is/rhRTy]

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Firedarkdragon

2026-04-23T00:39:05Z

LordGrimThInvincible: hmm

{{Play Nice}}
{{watch}} 
{{weeaboo}}

[[Image:Firedarkdragon-rule34-final.jpg|center]]

[[Image:IDIOT FDD by firedarkdragon.jpg|right|thumb|Self defeating furfag FTW]]

[[Image:FDDLuvsReality2.png|thumb|And she supports an [[realitysquared|A+ admin]]!]]

[[Image:FDD kisses ass.jpg|thumb|And she's made a slashfic comic with herself and [[Lolly]].]]

[[Firedarkdragon]] is your typical deviantART [[furfag]], but with a twist. As most [[furfags]] love cutesy, fuzzy things with five penises, this one instead likes gore, violence, and blood (with, of course, five penises). Someone's [[Hugbox|mommy didn't hug them enough]], either that or daddy [[rape|raped]] someone a bit too much. A fine example of your super popular [[furfag]], the only reason they are popular is they have no life and do nothing but spam shitty art for their friends and themselves to try and make each others [[butthurt]] go away. What they do not realize is, no amount of shitty art will make things better. Not Even Doom Music.

== dA Shenanigans ==
[[Image:Firefagonwut.jpg|left|thumb|Certainly not a fantard.]]

[[Image:Firefagonartsitup.jpg|right|thumb|Because this has never been done before.]]

Firefurfagon is very popular on deviantART as she caters to the demands of the site in spades: [[Angst]], [[Furries]], [[Anime]], [[Yiff]]ing, [[Emos]], [[Faggotry]], and last but certainly not least, stupidity. Her skill at trend-whoring is so epic that only a few artists can surpass her. [[Zeriara]] and [[Snapesnogger]] come to mind. God forbid she ever starts [[rape|raping]] the ''[[Lion King]]'' or ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandoms.

Also, she loves playing the victim: [[Internet_drama|"I have no friends, I am alone, I waste all my time in a computer screen, baaaaaaaah!!!!11!!1!"]]

She is very active on dA and has many clubs which she belongs to and many friends all over the world.
* The [http://caboostdragon.deviantart.com/ 13 year old boy] who treats furfagon as his [[yiff|cocksheath]].
* <s>Her [[alleged]] [http://kecharana.deviantart.com/ daughter], product of rape? PROBABLY!</s> deactivated.
* [http://krystalthewolf.deviantart.com/ GRANDDAUGHTER?] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?
* Her own [http://fdd-fans.deviantart.com/ fanclub] made of equal parts fail and aids.
* Another [http://xmarilynmansonclubx.deviantart.com/ club] she belongs to. So hXc, Now defunct
*<s>Plus a [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/14196626/#comments/ tl;dr journal] that nobody in their right mind would actually read. (and if you try to click on the link to sign some "hate ED petition", you get photobucket! lulz!!)</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. It got AIDS and died.
 

Fuhduhduh draws dragons because:
*''Dragons are much more [[emo|emotional]] than humans.
*''Dragons have never been scientifically proven, so no one can tell you [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|you're doin' it wrong]].
*''No other animal can have its tail constantly on fire like a [[Pokemon]].
*''"[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU, IMMA DRAGON]]".

[[Image:FDD EMO ART.jpg|thumb|center|500px|<big><big><big><big>'''CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THEM WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL'''</big></big></big></big>]]

== LOL RAEP DRAMAS ==
<s>Breaking news: [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11458494/ The DA journal about it]</s> BALEETED! The screencaps below will have to do.

Recently, furfagon has been moar and moar suicidal. At the present time, we are unsure if this is related to [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] but we are keeping our ears to our intarnets. I'll let the journals tell the story.

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Of course, Luz (more like Lulz, amirite?) thought the best thing to do when you get raped is log in to your DA, post a journal about it! Don't forget to answer with crying smilies without any bit of explanation to whoever comments on your journal. Outcome: Hundreds of free pageviews. And as any deviantARTlet can tell you, pageviews = liquid sex.

The most lulz-worthy quote:
{{Quote|how id wish to be crushed by a car...damnit ;_; 
btw: i was raped for [[Asking_for_it|3rd time]] by the same guy :depressed: 
my C, when will u save me??? im dying ;_;|Firedarkdragon}}

=== The Imaginary Rapist Dies ===

[[Image:Fddrapistdies.jpg|thumb|left|HOW CONVENIEEEEEEEEEEENT]]

*On Wednesday Jan 24, 2007, 9:16 AM firefagon broke the news that her favorite [[hugbox]] inducing medium had just passed away in this [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11550426/ journal]. The rapist, who remains unnamed (which is surprising given firfagon's history of naming people who shouldn't be), met with vigilante justice sometime recently. This is both hilarious and sad, as we have searched as many news networks websites, and have found ZERO news on any rapists, or murdering of a rapist in the Argentine region of the world.

{{Quote|i was in my building`s door watching all, 
''but i never imagined the guy was dead, 
''all i can guess is those ppl hitted him to death. 
|Firedarkdragon}}

*We have concluded that flamingdouchedrinker has made up the whole [[drama]] about being [[rape]]d just to garner attention from people. We have a picture of her, and she is no prize, other than the fact that she is apparently easy to [[rape]] repeatedly. Also, to any rapist in her area, she believes she is a dragon and the queen of [[England | hell]]; if you do manage to [[rape]] her, please take pictures and make sure they end up on the [[Fox News | major news networks.]] It sure is convenient that her would-be assailant has been slain, because now he won't have to answer for his crimes in a court of law! South America isn't known for it's legal process but it probably isn't just a bunch of guys with spears grunting at each other. Now with no rapist, how will fuckingdongdevourer create [[emo]] journals where she is the victim? We have no idea either, but we will keep you up to date on what imaginary problem strikes this [[furfag]] next.

I killed him lawls

== Reaction to ED ==

[[Image:Fire sets them up the pain series.jpg|thumb|left|The original reaction to ED. Not lulzy at all. But...]]

[[Image:Fdd-condensed-journal.jpg|thumb|right|Two edits later, at least 100 of her friends are exposed to the [[Pain Series]].]]

[[Image:FirefagonfindsED.jpg|right|thumb|<s>Have we been found out?</s> No, this was just her being stupid.]]

*At first firefagon was very happy about her article on ED, for someone who is so constantly depressed, and being raped, it absolutely brightened her day! As that was not [[lulz|lulzy]] at all, the mastermind behind this article had to do something drastic. This editor noticed that she was linking directly to this page. A plan was sired. The editor quickly slapped the [[Pain Series]] template on the top of the page in the hopes that her fanbrats would follow the link to HORROR! And the fantards did click it, and they are now ruined for life and seek shelter in their [[hugbox|hugboxes]] from the horrors that are the intarnets.

*The best part was that firefagon edited this journal, not once, BUT TWICE, and DID NOT REMOVE THE LINK TO THE PAIN SERIES or even warn her moron fans until the end of her [[tl;dr]] journal. One of the terms in the [[deviantART]] TOS is: NO LINKING TO PORN. As the editor was sadly not around for the [[lulz|drama]] he only has reports of the [[furry]]'s friends commenting "OMG FDD!! THAT WEBSITE IS HORABLEZ! IMMA REPORT U!". Many lulz were gleaned.

*So many lulz were had that firefaggot will become [[an hero]], at least for a little while. MOAR ON THAT SOON!

=== [[An Hero]] ===

Gallery of [[Hugbox]] and [[fail]]:

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Image:Fddhugboxheader.jpg|Bring on the [[butthurt]].
Image:FddhugboxGO.jpg|I better violate TOS somemore lol!
Image:Fddhugbox1.jpg|Your strength will overcome their proof!
Image:Fddhugbox2.jpg|This journal is srs biznas.
Image:Fddhugbox3.jpg|[[Furry]] Logic.
Image:Fddhugbox4.jpg|Halp report innocent people plz.
Image:Fddhugbox5.jpg|No caption can do this one justice.
</gallery>

=== Not An Hero ===
[[Image:Ffd-not-an-hero.jpg|thumb|left|Like Jesus, only [[moar]] [[faggotry]]]][[Image:Ffd-counter-crusaide.jpg|thumb|right|A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!]]
Unfortunately, firebushfagon is not [[an hero]]. She decided what was best for her [[fags|friends]] was to stay and fight the [[lulz|tyranny]] that was befalling her. She has posted several things, and has started an epic war on the today page of DeviantART. As of this writing we are unsure of what is happening, but we do have pictures.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ journal] in question.</s> BALEETED!

 

=== A [[lolcow|LoLCow]] Reborn! ===
[[Image:Fddbacklash.jpg|thumb|left|Warning, you will not be able to un-read this.]]
FuhDuhDuh has been feeling the pressure as of late. All of her [[faggotry]] has started to catch up with her, as now when she posts journals people are second guessing her. Not everyone is taking her seriously, and this is a great win for most of the internets. We can see from her [[butthurt|journal]] that she is specifically angered by [[ED]], again yet another win for the tubes. Besides calling out [[ED]] to come duke it out with her in person (I believe the RAPE APE is doing this on our behalf anyway) she is also reporting on [[lulz|lulzy]] [[butthurt|hilarity]] that has befallen her in her lifetime. Not only has she been repeatedly [[asking for it|raped]], she has seen her at least two (2) of her immediate family members killed, and has even seen the gunshot wound. This, coming from Fuhduhduh is most likely more emo bullshit, but it could, in fact, be true. If it is, [[lulz]]. If it's not; [[emo]] [[faggotry]], then [[lulz]].

 
'''Some choice excerpts from the journal of mindrape:'''

{{Quote|you are going too far with all this, why do u dso this?????? my best friend died and i have to be happy and bouncing??????| Fuhduhduh}}

{{Quote|im depressed for this lost, is the 3rd time i see someone dying!!!!! my father was the 1st, my other uncle was the 2nd and i had to see his '''dead body in the floor with a shoot in the head'''!!!!!!| Fuhduhduh}}

UPDATE: However, ironically, her current signature is:

{{Quote|Ha Ha!! you r ded" (insert point and laugh emoticon here)|[[Hypocrite|Hypocritical]] bitchfag}}

'''So of course faggotdickdipper deleted this latest journal of [[lulz]]'''. Notice how it wasn't even linked to, we knew it wouldn't be there for long. But while it was up, it generated prime [[lulz]]. Several things happened in the [[lulz]] category,: the first set of comments was mostly [[asspat|asspats]] and kisses, but then came some weird user who thinks Captain Planet is awesome, who started fucking with her shit. Because of the shit that was started, the journal landed on dA's Today page, and that's when the [[lulz]] rolled in. [[Troll|Trolls]], Admins, [[emos]] and [[fags]] all took part, and in the end, they caused the poor little [[lolcow]] to delete yet another journal. While most of the [[lulz]] were lost in the deletion, we did manage to save a few of the more entertaining lulz.

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Image:Fddcprulz.jpg|Why anyone would argue with [[furries]] is beyond me.
Image:Fddepsychiatrist.jpg|ePsychiatrist visits fuhduhduh.
Image:Fddmurderbyhits.jpg|MURDERED YOU BY HITS!!!!!
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{{Quote|and all this internet issues are for encyclopedia dramatica's fault, my article is maybe the bigest one, they take info all the time about me and all what i do, they chase me as if i were a criminal, no matter if i say something good, bad, or random....that site is ilegal, they have no right to play like that with ppl's feelings....| [[unwarranted self importance|Firefagon thinking she has the biggest article on ED]]}} 

=== Fuhduhduh's army comes to [[ED]] ===
Furfagon has been noticeably less of a [[lolcow]] in recent days, most likely it is due to the advisement of the DeviantART staff during her [[ban]] trial where she [[asking for it|sucked everyones dick]] just to avoid punishment, then wrote about it in her journal how she found new rapists to keep her [[Centipede filled vagina|self]] happy. But while she has been quiet on the dA front, we are aware of firefagon insurgents getting accounts on [[ED]]; most likely through [[email]] as they are all probably too stupid to understand [[irc]]. So far, two blankers have attacked this page and both have been dealt with appropriately, but if you are feeling vengeful you could go to [[User:Lulzfortehsoul]] and/or [[User:Xdstupidnoobdx]] and leave the furfags what they deserve. Your ever vigilant [[User:Sokevinsays|RAPE SPIDER]] will defend this page until firefagon is raped on national television.

== War am Declared ==
[[Image:caps-lock-fury.jpg|thumb|left|CRUISE CONTROL ON CAPTAIN]]
[[Image:EPIC JOURNAL.jpg|right|thumb|Intarnets is srs bisns]]
In the wee hours of January 18th 2007, the editor of the article set in motion the epic war which is currently plastered all over DeviantARTs today page. There are now 4 journals dedicated to this war:
*Firefagon's [[hugbox]] <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ Journal]</s> BALEETED!
*BadFurDay's counter <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/journal/11477488/ Journal]</s> Baleeted due to B&
*ShadowGamers'<s> tribute and proof [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/11477185/ Journal]</s> Baleeted bdue to B&
*Firefagon's COUNTER ATTACK <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ Journal]</s> lol also BALEETED!

[[Image:Emptythreats.JPG|left|thumb|As trolls invade her journal, a fantard of FDD is here to remind them that the internet is srs bisns]]

So now all of DeviantART has to deal with this shit, and of course, trolls have found which side is the easier to exploit, so many lulz are coming rolling in. The important thing to note is how firefagon's journal is different from the one at the top of this page. Seems like she does care if she is banned, because why else would you take a personal attack out of your journal? Also, the editor has captured many [[lulz]] worthy screencaps of [[faggotry]] and [[fail]] so expect those in the next update. More on this situation as it develops.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ EPIC ATTACK] Journal.</s> Sensing a pattern?

Reactions contained in response to firefagons EPIC ATTACK JOURNAL:
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Image:Ffdattackresponse3.jpg|Cruise Control for Cool, MIRITE?
Image:Ffdattackresponse2.jpg|U R NOT M FRIEND
Image:Ffdattackresponse1.jpg|Some logic and some [[troll]]ing!
Image:Ffdattackresponse4.jpg|Looks like some one cares about [[ED]] now.
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=== The Aftermath ===
Some time between January 18th and the 19th, 2007 Firefagon had her ENTIRE GALLERY of [[shitty art]] and [[furry]] [[faggotry]] deleted. It is not yet known if this was her decision or the decision of the [[Nazis|dA Staff]], but what we do know is the staff was responsible for the deletion of 70 or more of her so called artworks.

After the mass delete, a new account was found, [http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]], which not only had her real name, and her original user name, but also the same icon as the original account. We here at [[ED]] believe the account was created because firefagon's original [[sockpuppet]] was already called out, and would no longer be of any use if she wished to hide. However, several users informed [[ED]] of the developement, and when we went to check in on the situation, we were greeted by a massive [[troll]]. The [[troll]] told us, "Firefagon attempted to hide after the massive attack she preformed against helpless users, we can not allow this to happen. If you are going to act like a retard on the internet, you will be judged accordingly and will not be able to hide, we are always watching." The attack landed firefagon back on the today page of DeviantART so we assume this was the goal of the trolls, to make sure everyone knew about this new [[sockpuppet]]. Also, it should be noted that if firefagon was to switch primarily to the new account, she would be wasting 6 months of subscription time; this alone has generated many [[lulz]]. It is now baleeted.

Images of the Aftermath:

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Image:FddTroll1.jpg|Someone angered the RAPE-APE
Image:FddTroll2.jpg|Typical Troll response
Image:FddTroll3.jpg|We have no idea what this is
Image:FddTroll4.jpg|C'thulhu? Is that you?
Image:FddTroll5.jpg|lol
Image:FddTroll6.jpg|WATCH OUT, IT'S AN E-LAYWER
Image:FddTroll7.jpg|Even more trolling
Image:FddTroll8.jpg|I think they made their point
</gallery>

=== Her Army of Fanbrats ===
In a reaction to firefagons [[an hero]] status, and to her [[hugbox]] journal, her army of morons is attacking an innocent user. They believe he has reported firefagons artwork for gore, or art theft or something. Too bad it was really a [[sick fuck]] DeviantARTLET named [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/ shadowfag]. He is N THAR JOURNAL, FUCKIN DER SHITS, but I don't think they are smart enough to understand unbroken english. Anyway, on with the rape of [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]:

Watch out [[snapesnogger]], this [[furfag]]'s army could give yours a run for its money:

{{Quote2|you got what you anted you got her off deviantart thorw a party I don't care you all on this site suck get over you're self you removed her now you should shut up and eat you're nuts loser|Jackshow||color=silver|size=360%}}

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If you are a DeviantARTLET, you could go to <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s home page and just go nuts with reporting. I am sure that will win you an award of some kind. As it turns out, most of the ATTACKERS were suspended for their [[faggotry]]. Go give BadFurDay e-props for winning DeviantART.</s> Nigga dun got banned. :<

=== The Banhammer Falls ===

As the helpdesk starts to answer [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s harrasment reports, users who trolled his page are getting banned one by one. 
Here is a list of B&d users:
*<s>[http://cyrilguardian.deviantart.com/ CyrilGuardian]</s> Has returned, but will it last?
*<s>[http://zozzyangel.deviantart.com/ zozzyangel]</s> banned, other accounts on suspension.
*<s>[http://phoenixsashes.deviantart.com/ PhoenixsAshes]</s> Returned, sadly.
*<s>[http://cheapsexandcocaine.deviantart.com/ CheapSexAndCocaine]</s> No longer active, but her sock puppet sure is.
*<s>[http://lastblackdragon.deviantart.com/ LastBlackDragon]</s> Back from suspension, unfortunately.

Despite all the proof gathered by members of the site, Firefagon has not been banned. We here at ED are very confused as to why this is. We here at ED have seen Senior members (Basically a special douche bag, or former staff member) suspended for merely disagreeing with a core staff member, meanwhile, some furry fuck subscriber breaks about 4 or 5 major rules of the TOS and gets off with a mere gallery deletion. See petition section below for the link to help her [[GTFO]] the internet permanently.

==== Suspended Users Ban Evading ====

Please: whoever wrote this bit of the article, get your facts right faggot. LULZUFAILMATE. GO LURK MOAR.
For I am the one who bought you moar drama concerning Amuria and Ramy. LEARN2READPLZ.

==[[An Hero]] AGAIN!==
[[Image:Fuhduhduh an hero.jpg|left|thumb|I wonder if she lost her iPod]]Well, faggotydiaperdevourer didn't get very much attention from her last journal about being a complete and utter [[douchebag]], and with out her imaginary [[rape|rapist]] to help her get pageviews and [[asspat|asspats]], she has resorted to the most drastic measure of all, <s>[[suicide]]</s> faking cutting yourself, and claiming your family beat the shit out of you for doing it. If you would like to see the suicide note, please see the images to the left, as the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11611729/ journal] will probably be deleted.</s> BALEETED! [[Snapesnogger]] beware! FURFAGON IS HERE!

[[Image:Fddsuicidenote.jpg|left|thumb|Some one got a visit from the RAPE APE]]<s>So that leaves one question; [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|who will take care of her neopets?]]</s> It seems she isn't quite dead yet, so she will still be able to take care of her neopets, YAY! Please help us by patrolling the dA tubes, in case a [[sockpuppet|Fuhduhduh sock]] appears anywhere that we don't already know about, or in case one of her [[fangirls|lovers or demonspawn]] posts a journal informing us of further developments.

===Damn this bitch sucks at killing herself===
[[Image:Fddnotdeadyet.jpg|right|thumb|A nice beating is great after attempted suicide!]] As of Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 8:07 AM Fuhduhduh is back on devianTART [[retarded|alive]] and [[gay|well]]. Although, all is not sunshine and kittens for the self proclaimed queen of hell. After attempting to kill herself by slitting her wrists (the bitch probably goes across the street, not down the road), she was found by her family who proceeded to do what any loving family would do in that situation; PROMPTLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER. Now, knowing fuckdipdick's sense for lying and dramatics, we can safely assume that nothing is wrong, and that she is most likely holding out for moar pageviews. She did tell us about a mysterious note she received, that it turns out was written by [[user:Birthmother|RAPE-APE]], it reads:
 
{{Quote|this is what you deserve: 
''YOU PRETEND TO BE A VICTIM 
''TO GET ATTENTION 
''I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF RAPE 
''THIS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU QUIT OR DIE| a mysterious note}}

===Heartbreak===
[[Image:Fddbreakup.jpg|left|thumb|SCANDAL!]] On Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 10:36 AM, roughly 2 hours after furfagon's return to the internet from [[fake|certain]] [[suicide]], she posted another journal about how her e-boyfriend who lives [[over 9000]] miles away has dumped her. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it's because you keep getting raped and trying to commit suicide. I know those are huge turn ons for some guys, but I just can't handle it. Maybe her e-boyfriend realized what a [[lolcow]] his supply of internet pussy has always been, but re-examining the situation, this is probably fake too. I'll bet you 10 internets that they get back together before too long; if firefagon can conquer suicide 5 times, how can one man's rejections stop her?

===Journal Deletions===
Furfagon is now in a happy mood because all her problems were fake. Well, except for the fact that her [[13 year old]] boy friend has e-dumped her, and the fact that the internet in general hates her. She has become such a [[lolcow]] that she is a prime raid target. She makes journals which are all lies, gets all her friends to give her ass pats, then she deletes them and say "whoops, my bad. I don't really feel bad, and none of that stuff really happened. Tee-hee!" But usually in completely broken english. If you consider yourself a friend of fuhduhduh, ask yourself, "why do I put up with these lies and this bullshit?" The answer is because you are [[stupid]] and weak. Maybe if you realized your hero is an [[emo]] [[lolcow]], you would stop being her [[hugbox]] and she would [[suicide|kill herself]] for real. In her current journal she says, "fuck you haters" more or less. That's nice [[retard]], we know you have [[AIDS]] and that you live to spread it, that's why we are here to stop you. Today's happy journal will probably be replaced with some [[bullshit]] about her getting [[rape]]d by a caveman or something.

==Editor's Note==

Also, Firefagon, in case you are reading this; I am not BadFurDay, I am someone [[Anonymous|completely different and unknown]] to you. I think you are an incredible moron and should be kicked in the head repeatedly until that cum-stain you call a brain activates. English may not be your first language, but that does not give you the right to be a colossal [[douchebag]] to people who can't speak [[Mexican|wetback]]. Die in a fire. --The Editor

'''Editorial Assistant's Note:'''

The Queen of Hell will not so easily succumb to dying in fire! She will rise from teh ashes and WREAK HAVOC on you mortals with [[DivineAngel]] until she realises what an [[emo]] shit she is and commits suicide another twenty seven times! --Atomic Betty; furry hater

==Sub-editor's Note==

Several EDiots have taken it upon themselves to patrol dA, in an endless quest for all
the lusers who are lulz worthy and mentioned on this hallowed tome. They will report
back if they find new sockpuppets or in fact, new lulz-worthy targets. Watch this space.

== Remove FuhDuhDuh From DeviantArt Petition ==

{{STOP|sign this petition, for the lulz. Also, cocks. Nevermind, link is dead because ED can't maintain anything to save it's life.}}

[http://petitionspot.com/petitions/fddrag/ Get FlamingDickDrinker off the internet]😵😵😵

== Mandatory [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Fresh Prince]] Song ==

You knew it was [[truth|coming]], because FagDoucheDragon is [[an hero|an fool]].

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<pre>
Now this is a story all about how my
E-Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I'm about to start
About my story of how I 'came queen of DeviantART

In west Argentina born and raised
On deviantART is where I spent most of my days
Drama whorin', whinin', bitchin', all cool
And all violating some dA policies like an fool
When a couple of assholes, they were bein' a sage
Started makin' trouble on my userpage
They reported one little pic and I got pissed
"Maybe I should put those haters all in a list"

I whistled for a fanbase and when it came near
The comments had "we luv u fdd" and patted my rear
If anything I could say that these fans weren't wise
But then I said, "Well, it'll do. Now troll these guys!"

I logged in to my account about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the haters "Yo holmes flame ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I could finally start
To sit on my throne as queen of deviantART
</pre>
</div>

== The Fududududududududududursona File ==

So much [[rape|raep]], so many dead people. [[Some argue]] Fuhduhduh just made everything up for the [[Attention Whore|attention]]. 
I did some researches and found indications for the attention-theory: 

===Furdurdur and school systems===

[https://web.archive.org/web/20060519092942/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portada This] is some encyclopedia in which Furdurdur [https://web.archive.org/web/20141207115416/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Usuario:Firedarkdragon has an account], what is shown by her <s>[http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagen:Firedarkdragon.gif uploading a FDD-Picture]</s> which was baleeted. Her profile contains a third-person otherkin-autobiography, stating she was born in 2989 and other clever things.
By google-translating the text in her profile this passage is unrevealed:</s> 
{{Quote|In the Secondary one, one left to an institute in the neighborhood of Murcia where human call made contact with the enemy with a variant race cani, it obtained graduated his in E.S.O., and it left that well to study Computer science, to specialize later in Graphical Design.|FuhDuhDuh}}

So, what's the problem here?

Maybe, that '''Argentina doesn't have E.S.O.''', but [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Argentina#Characteristics Polimodal/Escuela secundaria]. E.S.O. is the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Spain#Educaci.C3.B3n_Secundaria_.28Secondary_School.29 spanish secondary school].

Maybe poor Furdurdur thought Argentina was exactly like spain, as they already have the same official language.

[http://dantiscus.deviantart.com/ Dantiscus] is a [[furfag|guy]] from [[ Spain]].

==Crazy Bitch is Tired of Your Trolling==
[[Image:FDDinternettoughguy.jpg|thumb|Summary: [[Diaperfur|BAAAAAWWWWW]]]]
Fuhduhduh announced today that she is sick of all you haters out there. Attacking her, sending death threats, turning her [[furfag]] friends against her. So sick in fact that she did something so revolutionary, so mighty, that all you [[troll]]s will want, nay, HAVE to stop attacking her. What did she do? Posted another lulzy journal, [[lulz|thats what]]. Oh man, it must be that [[PMS|time of the month]]. [[Furfag]] needs her [[asspat|asspats]] like she needs [[rape|a good cock down the throat]]. And like a fat kid to a cinnamon roll, her army of [[furfags]] came and delivered. The best parts of the journal are where she tries to justify and/or defend herself from issues pointed out by this very article. That makes us here at [[ED]] very happy indeed. Keep on truckin' [[anonymous|anon]]. [[Rape]] that bitch until she [[an hero|kills herself]]. Update (as of July 19 2007) it seems Fuhduhduh has found hapieness. This must end immediatly!!!!!!!! (troll plz)

==Update to make this article look less outdated and shitty==

ED is one of those websites with only around 60 active users, so there are many articles that can go years with no update, even if the person an article is about is still active online.

They abandoned DA for furaffinity, changed their username to chocolatechilla, mostly retired the original dark serpent sona in exchange for a chilla with similar coloration, and changed their claimed nationality from Argentinian to Lithuanian.

In February 2018 FDD took a shoulder injury while doing combat with another dragon. They were fighting over a dead deer carcass. Someone claiming to be FDD's husband made a post about it on her account.[https://archive.is/EBVib]

On October 17, 2019, FDD started flying with their wings to [[Lithuania]]. Despite the attack of an unfathomable aberration from beyond (stomach bug), FDD made a successful landing in Lithuania on the 19th.[https://archive.is/qS4Sr]

Every drawing posted by FDD prior to 4 September 2008 has been deleted, you will need archives and reposts in order to see those. FDD also deleted most of the fanart she made, including most of her MLP fanart. Fanart, especially for MLP, tends to be shallow goyslop though, so that is probably for the best.

Even drawing rape, necrophilia, and gore is more productive to society than drawing MLP fanart.

(Although to be fair FDD no longer draws necrophilia or rape either, It don't turn FDD on no more.)[https://archive.is/5nVW3]

As of "now"(2025), FDD does still post art, but not as much as she used to, and she continues to favorite things, so she is still alive.

FDD has nearly 4k fans on FA and nearly 2k fans on each of her two abandoned DA accounts.

They mostly stay out of drama in the present day. That is good for their mental health, but it does make for a somewhat less interesting story.

Second Update: Today, September 11, 2025, is her 20th anniversary of creating her first DeviantArt page, so make sure to go and wish her a happy cyberspace birthday!

In late 2025 she joined a plebbit project called r/indigowizard. Basically: furry art plus gore videos. Alas, it was short lived. The (((admins))) of reddit shut the subreddit down on December 1st, 2025, and sent their furry butts right back over the river to [[Watchpeopledie.tv]].[https://archive.is/https://www.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/*][https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://old.reddit.com/r/indigowizard*]

==Gallery (wip)==

<center><gallery>
File:FDDGRAVEYARD.jpg|4 September 2008
File:Threeheadedbluedragon.jpg|29 August 2011
File:FDDJeff.jpg|15 September 2020
File:ChocolatechillaPainter.png
File:FDDVORE1.jpg
File:GermanyKills90MillionWhites.jpg
File:FDDBloodMunch.jpeg
File:FDDBearTrapSex.png
File:FDDBoykisser.png
File:FDDAztecMoment.png
File:FDDVORE2.jpeg
File:FeastOfTheDragons.jpg|4 February 2023
File:SmokeDragonAndChilla.jpg|5 November 2025
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Birdie]] - her (worse) descendant
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Taking Down ED]]

== External Links ==
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chocolatechilla/ Chocolatechilla on FA] – Semi-Active. Her main current account.
*[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ Firefagon] – Her origonal devianTART page, created on [[September 11]]th, 2005. It was here were the lulz began back in early 2007, but she abandoned it in 2012. Briefly she returned in 2015 to make a comment before abandoning it again. Now most content has been deleted. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20060216232913/http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ First Archive])
** [http://chocolatechilla.deviantart.com/ moved to Chocolatechilla on DA] – No brain activity since 2022. Most recent post was in 2021, most recent comment is from 2022.
*[http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net/ Her Storm Artists account] – Closed. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20080101042919/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20120126043339/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ Last Functional Archive])
*<strike>[http://fddcave.deviantart.com/ Her TOP SECRET dA] ban evasion [[sockpuppet|account]].</strike> baleeted.
*<s>[http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]].</s> Baleeted.
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/firedarkdragon Her fagaffinity account] – Abandoned in 2012.
*The [[TL;DR]] [https://archive.ph/VLvQR version of story] (includes drama and insults) Link restored.
*[http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=queenFDD Her neopets account] DISABLED hurf durf
*fddfiredark@hotmail.com Firefurfadragon msn
*[http://zithedragon.deviantart.com/ Zithedragon's devianTART page.] another furfaggot in luv with the queen of the lulz firefurfadragon. (Inactive since 2018, also it is unclear how Zi is related to FDD.)
*[https://archive.is/wip/gPKkO E621 Results]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/search?q=chocolatechilla&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all Plebbit results for "Chocolatechilla"]
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=chocolatechilla&page=1 Archive gallery])
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=firedarkdragon&page=1 Older archive gallery])

===Fanart For FDD===
*[https://archive.is/Qx71Z]
*[https://archive.is/xUnLi]
*[https://archive.is/Qtuu0]
*[https://archive.is/1V6Kk]
*[https://archive.is/9YFLw]
*[https://archive.is/VARWT]
*[https://archive.is/JjmXB]
*[https://archive.is/qCO3P]
*[https://archive.is/lnL9r]
*[https://archive.is/xBYyM]
*[https://archive.is/jRmFW]
*[https://archive.is/uUbq8]
*[https://archive.is/YsCdf]
*[https://archive.is/OQtWo]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/diamondscythe/art/firedarkdragon-81131882]
*[https://archive.is/rX0X7]
*[https://archive.is/9b6LD]
*[https://archive.is/Bwdk5]
*[https://archive.is/tUiQ5]
*[https://archive.is/bkCbm]
*[https://archive.is/rhRTy]

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