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{{info|Also, did you know that jerry had an [[User:Bhaalspawn|encyclopedia dramatica account]]? And he actually tried to [[Writing yourself into an article|write himself into an article]] on [[bronies]]? Be sure to improve his user profile with [[Template:Pain|pain series]] or something.}}<br />
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Jerry Peet'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Given Name(s)'''|Jerry Peet (<s>birth</s> <s>real</s> <s>legal</s> dead name), Lily Peet, Bhaalspawn, Tara Callie, Alchorative, Lily Orchard}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Canuck|Canada]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 30, 1992}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Classification'''| Pedophile, abuser, [[brony]], "writer", [[youtube|youtuber]], [[lolcow]] Transgender, [[Tumblr]]ista}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''| Nova Scotia}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Youtube'''|{{yt|u|LilianOrchard|Lily & Mikaila Orchard}}}}<br />
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'''Lilian Vivian Orchard''' aka '''Bhaalspawn''', '''Helrazr''', '''Tara Callie''', '''Alchorative''', and '''Lily Peet''' former name '''[[Powerword|Jerry William Leo Peet]]''', "known" for her [[unfunny|"''In A Minute''"]] and [[unoriginal|"''Glass of Water''"]] series videos, is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[transgender]] [[brony]] [[feminist]] with a past that makes even [[Nick Bate]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]] look on with disgust. Originally thought to be the result of a horrible fusion experiment involving the DNA of [[Moviebob]], [[Doug Walker]] and [[MysteriousMrEnter]], that all quickly changed after her history of hebephilia and insanity was uncovered. One hand, a lot of these antics were hilarious. On the other hand, they're also fucking horrifying.<br />
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[[Caitlyn Jenner|Buckle up, buckaroos]]. This is gonna get [[cum|messy]].<br />
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== In The Beginning: RVI, Edgy Family Guy Fanfiction and Pokephilia ==<br />
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Around [[2008]], Jerry first appeared on the internet with his "Rather Vocalized Illusion" series, which was essentially a ripoff of [[Zero Punctuation]], down to the artstyle. However, instead of talking about [[video games]], Jerry would instead discuss topics like [[feminism]], or [[incest]]. His most popular work at this time was a video on the [[Pokephilia|Lavender Town]] [[an hero|suicides]], as well as his videos on [[bronies]].<br />
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However, Jerry claims to have also wrote [http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Bhaalspawn a series of pokemon bestiality fanfiction called "Animal Magnetism"], as well as [http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Whispering_Illusion "Whispering illusion"], a series of [[edgy]] and [[drama|dramatic]] Family Guy fanfictions (which is what we all needed!)<br />
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== The Laptop Incident == <br />
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What do you get when you let Jerry borrow a laptop from a [[/b/tard]]? Why, a [[bane|master plan]] to frame said /b/tard, of course! Sometime during 2011, Jerry asked someone for their laptop, the reason being that his was confiscated by the [[party van|police]] after he bought it from someone who [[thief|stole]] it, and he was also banned from using the computers in the library [[fail|after managing to get the conficker virus onto them]]. A few days later, Jerry comes back to anon to whine about all the [[goatse|lulzy images he had]]. The laptop also gained several new images whilst Jerry had it, like a screencap from the Disney movie Tangled.... and child pornography. <br />
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== Jerry Peet and The Escapist ==<br />
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Being such a fan of the source material he was flagrantly ripping off, Jerry also had an account on [[The Escapist]]. On it, he made [[shit|high quality]] posts that existed almost purely to be contrarian.<br />
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[[File:BANFUCKINGEVERYTHING.png|thumb|Jerry's solution to fixing the internet: Banning everything that isn't made by EA and getting rid of privacy]]<br />
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After [[EA|Electronic Arts]] managed to fuck up Bioware twice with both [[Mass Effect|Mass Effect 3]] and [[Dragon Age|Dragon Age 2]], Jerry sought to come to the rescue. While it was already known that Jerry was an EA fanboy, these controversies in particular caused Peet to make a video about gaming controversy, which aside from [[white knighting]] Jennifer Hepler and Anita Sarkeesian, suggested that [[trying too hard|"if you complain about anything, you're entitled"]]. <br />
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On his final post that managed to get him [[fail|banned]] from The Escapist, he suggesting that EA should follow in the steps of [[George Lucas]] and "start jabbing them with the poker just to drink the delicious tears". Said ban was because he called [[Jim Sterling]] fat, which is one of the few times Jerry has ever told the truth<br />
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== Tara Callie ==<br />
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Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't [[dying alone]], Jerry created [[sockpuppet|Tara Callie]]. Tara was a [[pedophile]] who was in a relationship with her [[sick fuck|young sister]], and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, [[Brandon Crisp|died in the snow]] along the way. According to one of Jerry's ex-friends, Brittany, she also raped a small girl to prove that [[LOLWUT|homosexuals aren't pedophiles.]] Jerry did nothing about this and still remained '''in love''' with someone he knew was ''[[diggusting|an alleged repeated child rapist]]''.<br />
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Jerry's own dad called [[bullshit]] on Tara's existence, as despite living very close to Jerry and being the producer of his shit for a while he had never seen her in his life. Jerry and Tara both claimed it was a result of [[lie|camera-shyness]], and that he was being a [[conspiracy theorist]]. <br />
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In an act of retaliation that can only be described as [[epic win]], Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages. <br />
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Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, [[bullshit|came back to life a day later]] and then eventually disappeared when she was [[V&]] in 2014 for possession of child pornography.<br />
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Jerry has never mentioned her since then. <br />
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== RPG Maker Games ==<br />
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Jerry had also made several RPG Maker games about his notably shitty fanfictions, which were apparently "too extreme" for Steam and PSN... [[retard|except for the fact that Jerry hated Steam around the time one of these games was "published" onto it.]] One particular game, "Doomsday Ascending", received a heavily scathing 2/10 review on some [[brony]] game review site. Criticism stemmed from how hilariously buggy the game was, the fact that Jerry was too lazy to even edit the sprites, and a "breaking" mechanic wherein killing characters in the game rewarded you with [[furry|pony porn]]. Jerry responded by [https://archive.is/C7B6m telling his fans] that the reviewers took it "[[butthurt|way too seriously]]". Additionally, Jerry has stated that killing [[Derpy Hooves]] for her porn is canon because Jerry has an irrational hatred of her, even making a video where he [[edgy|kills her with a lightsaber]]<br />
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But it gets better. Jerry positively advertised his games as Tara Callie on both [https://derpibooru.org/237774#comment_511615257f123bc4eb000482 Derpibooru] and the "mlpfanart wiki" (under the alias [http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/User:Pegasisterclop Pegasisterclop]), while pretending to be neutral about it.<br />
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== The Male-Stripping Incidents ==<br />
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Jerry was once upon a time friends with [[emo|BombasticBlake]]. Around this time, Jerry was having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blake's [[shekels]]. So, while they were talking over [[Skype]], [[whore|Jerry actually attempted to strip in front of Blake]], but, fortunately for Blake, Jerry never got past his shirt before someone came home.<br />
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Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by [[ass|insulting him and threatening to beat his wife]], to seemingly no avail.<br />
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[[File:Taracallieandblake.png|thumb|Jerry, making perfect use of his sockpuppet]]<br />
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Blake did an entire video outlining his feelings about Jerry. [[Last Thursday]] It was also discovered that Blake wasn't the only person he did this to. He did it to another ex-girlfriend of his named Brittany.<br />
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== The TemplarGamer Debate ==<br />
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In July 2013, [[shit no one cares about|Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer]]. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets [[offended]] by Templar making an [[ISHYGDDT|>IMPLYING]] joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerry's few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on Skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to [[aids|dementia]]. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances like any decent human being would, [[scumbag|Jerry had removed any references to him working with]], and subsequently blocked him on [[Facebook]].<br />
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==Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru Incident==<br />
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When [[Pinkiepony|Down With Molestia]] started, Jerry decided to hop aboard the bandwagon. However, the try-hard and anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a [[SJW|heavily pro-feminist]] Jerry, who would constantly sing the praises of [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the [[My Little Pony]] community.<br />
[[File:Jerrysamefagging.png|thumb|[[Dumbass|Caught in the act.]]]]<br />
The ask in particular was a claim to his [[Tumblr]], [[Samefag|anonymously from himself]], that [[truth|there was no good feminist in the brony community]], to which Jerry responded with an image of [[Lauren Faust]]. This response would be [[shit no one cares about|insignificant]] to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to [[Samefag|anonymously upload it]] to to Derpibooru and then reply to it to start a [[flamewar]] on the page's comments section about feminism, eventually devolving into white-knighting for [[Pinkiepony]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] in the process for some retarded reason. There was a notable amount of people defending Jerry, including none other than Tara Callie. Surprising nobody, it turned out that Jerry, the uploader, and quite literally everyone defending him [[Sockpuppet|were just him trying to stroke his e-penis]]. The only thing he managed to accomplish was putting himself on the business end of pretty much the only [[Lulz|lulzy]] thing to ever come out of that site, quite the feat since the [[Antilulz|harsh atmosphere]] of that site is suffocating even for most Bronies, and even ''then'' that's only if we're not counting the [[SJW]] who thinks Rainbow Dash having a pet turtle [[Lolwut|is promoting rape culture]] and fiercely defended it in a comment thread. [https://derpibooru.org/512652 No, really, that happened].<br />
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[[File:JerrypeetSlanderreport.png|thumb|After getting exposed, Jerry tries to demote the admin for the same reason. Bravo, you [[genius]].]]<br />
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=="Harassment", "Cyberbullying", and "Stalking"==<br />
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In May 2014, Jerry decided to tackle head on some of the many people that were against [[April Davis|Pinkiepony]] and [[Feminist Frequency]] in an incredibly misinformed video. In it, Jerry accuses Tenaflyviper (a [[misogyny|woman]]), [[Thunderf00t]], [[GamerGate/POTM#MisterMetokur|Internetaristocrat]] and [[Dead|Instig8vejournalism]] of trying to "slander" both of these oppressed womyn into suicide, as well as profiteering in the process. To the contrary of Jerry's claim, not all of the above people monetize their works (and as a matter of fact, the supposed "advertisements" on [[idiot|Tena and Jims accounts were due to adware and copyright claims]]) Jerry himself, however, does.<br />
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In the video, he also encourages people to file privacy complaints if people use images of them or their content without permission, [[hypocrite|while doing exactly that with a picture of Templargamer]]. He eventually [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|deleted the video.]]<br />
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{{quote|[[what|We're so used to being lit on fire, that we're confused when someone objects to being lit on fire]]|'''Jerry Peet''' - ''displaying his intelligence by comparing criticizing Pinkiepony to being the same as setting her on fire''}}<br />
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== The Stockholm Saga ==<br />
Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerry's other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of [[clop|pornographic my little pony]] [[fanfictions]]. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written to be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "Stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dash's sexual fetish for [[sick fuck|young teenage girls]]. Also, she has a [[transexual|penis]]. For someone who claims to be heavily anti-pedophile, Jerry sure has a thing for writing ''14'' year old girls having sex with people from their early 30's to late 40's in '''heavy detail''', especially in a country where doing that is [[party van|illegal]]. When it eventually spread around, Jerry announced the cancellation of the entire series, and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted the stories from his FiMfiction account in the process]]. His NSFW blog was also eventually password locked, and his twitter was set to private. Jerry has also encouraged his readers and fans to change their settings so it doesn't show that they follow him. <br />
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The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained [[autism|lore and worldbuilding]]. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of [[Gamergate]] and [[America]], and Equestria being considered the best country in the fanfictions universe for having an age of consent of 14, because [[God]] forbid wanting to fuck minors is illegal in the fake world AND the real world too! Jerry also had references to criticism over child sexualization conveniently removed from the wiki.<br />
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The above efforts to hide how much of a sick fuck he is was all for nothing though, as he ended up giving copies of the fanfictions away to [[dumbass|whomever requested them]], and has announced he will continue the series again.<br />
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[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!]] Stockholms page on [[TVTropes]] also added a defense for the child molestation, stating that "she was killed in the end, so it's okay". <br />
[[File:JerryPeetthemasterofdefence.png|thumb|If people have found out you're a terrible human being, the best way to respond is to call them liars and invoke [[Godwin's Law]] (and then delete the wikia page for your child molestation fanfics)]]<br />
What Jerry failed to realize however was that checking a pages history is incredibly easy and leads to a user named "Alchorative", who not only [[sockpuppet|edits pages about Peet exclusively, but also seems to know things about him that we don't.]] <s>(In fact, Alchorative STILL seems to be active on [[TVTropes]], still editing articles exclusively about Jerry and some of his friends.)</s> Googling this name not only leads to an [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Alchorative?cf=profile Okcupid profile of a 23 year old Nova Scotian man] (who was last online just a day after Jerry's 23rd birthday), but also to a fanfiction account that not only was listed as being the same age Jerry was in 2011 and having the exact same interests he has, but also wrote one fanfiction only: [https://archive.is/2G6Va a 9 year old being raped by her adoptive mother.]<br />
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As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm Wikia is deleted. Conveniently, this was the same day he accused critics of [[hitler|being Nazis]], just like everyone else that hates him.<br />
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You see, despite what mean trolls and slander blogs say, Lily isn't a pedophile! ....[[Pedophile|She just really loves writing children getting molested, makes up pedophile girlfriends, and then hides any evidence in the process.]]<br />
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Jerry has continued to write Stockholm, but instead of making his humanized ponies fuck little kids, he's decided to resort to [[safe space|political soapboxing]]. Tara/Alchorative also has deleted "her" fanfiction.net account and hasn't been active on TVTropes since "her" accounts were discovered in mid 2016. How is a convicted and jailed child molester able to access the internet, I wonder...?<br />
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== The World of Warcraft incident ==<br />
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No stranger to ending relationships for the most petty and retarded of reasons, Jerry ended his friendship and date with Brittany in August 2015. According to her, Jerry repeatedly annoyed her to try and play World of Warcraft with him. For various reasons, such as a shitty laptop and wanting to experience the game by herself, she rejected his offer. This eventually descending into Jerry threatening her to play the game, saying that "if you pull this bullshit one more time, our friendship is over." Brittany went offline for her own sake, but that only made Jerry more aggressive. [[piece of shit|He made on his word and ended their friendship]]. [[manchild|All because someone didn't want to play a shitty dead MMO.]]<br />
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File:Jerry_britanny_skype_3.png|"I love you, but if you don't agree to my arbitrary demands I'm done with you". Strange sorta love that is, Jerry.<br />
File:BrittanyLongpost1.png|Brittany's recap of what led to her and Jerry's falling out.<br />
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== <s>Jerry</s> Comes Out ==<br />
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While this could be argued as [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]], Jerry came out as a [[MTF|trans chick]] in late July of 2015, most likely to gain access to troubled youth in the lgtbq community. However, [[Captain Obvious]] knew this prior: Lily had previously admitted she wished she was a woman, had purchased several accessories from her OC and also had a rather aggressive policy on drawing her [[asking for it|OC as a male]].<br />
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Something to note is that Lily came out shortly after people found out Tara Callie was a fraud, and then immediately found himself a girlfriend (who, surprisingly, is real) to be [[lesbians]] with. In other words, the exact same plan [[Chris Chan]] had in mind to get a girlfriend. Except, y'know, it worked this time.<br />
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As of November, Jerry changed her Internet Alias to "Lily Peet" and gets pissy if you refuse to call her Lily. [[do it fgt|Please do not do that you insensitive fuck.]]<br />
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Now, she and her [[dyke|girlfriend]] are engaged after about 6 months of being together.<br />
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As of 2023 her now ex-wife left her after outing her for sexual assault, something Lily turned around and tried to accuse her of doing instead. She's since kept her ex's last name refusing to change it and found another lesbian/potential MTF to hide her pedophilia behind<br />
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== Cameron Dopler ==<br />
[[File:Camerondopler.jpg|thumb|A photo of the ape himself]]<br />
Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to [[god]] that Canada will ever see, if god was a sibling raping pussy that couldn't pass basic training.<br />
Besides surviving the task of having to live 23 years of his life with Lily as his younger brother, something easy to do when you've been removed from the home at 12 and didn't return until your 20's [http://www.canada.com/story_print.html?id=78b14af6-2042-47e6-896d-e8f75005b19b he also tried to run away] to a [[america|better country]] to join the army and [[pwn]] some terrorists. When he failed out of basic training twice, he simply settled for the navy, until they didn't approve of his tendency to assault women[[molestation|get ladies]]. [[badass|Cameron tried to open a security company of his own but it went bankrupt and he moved back in with his mommy until he managed to knock up some native reserve bicycle to avoid paying taxes, as he doesn't have enough native DNA to qualify himself. <br />
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Of course, knowing someone who also happens to be one of the worst horsefuckers, and one of the worst people, in the world, one can't blame him for eventually getting tired of her shit. Eventually Cameron let the world bear witness to one of the greatest comebacks in human history, or rather his only comeback, "I'm better than you":<br />
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Lily couldn't contain her [[butthurt]] from being absolutely destroyed like this, and wished for Cameron to die in the navy.<br />
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==Jerry vs. Joshscorcher==<br />
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One day, [[Brony|Joshscorcher]], a [[Christian]] and a [[pretty cool guy]], made a post saying that he 'broke off his relationship with his abuser'. When asked who it was, Josh didn't give an answer, but Jerry [[BAW|apologetically]] said it was him. Literally three days later, to show off his [[butthurt]], the [[faggot]] starts [[Tough guy|shit-talking]] him, calling him a [[Nazi|Neo-Nazi]] (a term he's used so often, it's lost meaning), genocidal, [[misogyny|misogynistic]], and whatever other tumblr buzzword he's gotten from the dead horse he's been <s>beating</s> [[sick fuck|molesting]]. He even asked his [[retards|followers]] to create porn of one of Josh's good friends, [[nerd|Ink Rose]], and send it to her. After Jerry created an entire video devoted to mocking him, Josh got sick of Jerry's shitty attitude and released a '''30 minute video''' casually and calmly explaining why Jerry was full of shit, while citing literally everything he says in the video.<br />
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So what did Jerry do about this? <br />
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[[special snowflake|He called Josh a liar for everything that he said in the video]], '''despite claiming that he hasn't seen the video.''' What's more, his followers decided to engage full-on [[hugbox]] mode and coddle Jerry for the next few days, essentially making his [[tumblr]] a [[safe space]] while his subscriber count steadily dropped (which he didn't care about, as he's been trying to drive his subscribers away to avoid being triggered. [http://archive.is/kvm80 I'm not joking].)<br />
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==SWATTED...?==<br />
Once upon a time, Jerry made a post about how a couple of brave [[Gamergate|"neo-reactionaries"]] decided to [[SWAT]] him. [[liar|We completely believe him]]. Despite the fact that a SWAT team would never wait at the door politely if there was a hostage situation going on.<br />
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Jerry did mention in that particular post that he let them copy his hard drive, so it's likely that they were tipped off about [[Pedophilia|Stockholm]] and all the [[sick fuck|Pony CP]] that he likely has on there. [[V&]] when?<br />
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==Jerry's Hypocrisy on Display==<br />
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An [[obvious|absolutely shocking fact]] about Jerry is that he is a massive hypocrite.<br />
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One day, a [[tranny|degenerate]] named Charlotte decided to speak the [[truth]] about his supposed "[[tranny|gender-identity]]", while referring to him as his actual name. Jerry, out of sheer butthurt, decided to put his idiocy and [[hypocrisy]] on display while attempting to sound like the smarter person.<br />
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Spoiler alert: It didn't work, and he likely ended up blocking her.<br />
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File:JerrySexist1.jpg|Part 1: Charlotte throws out the [[b8]], to which Jerry responds with what can be translated to "[[Gender|Did you just assume my gender???]]"<br />
File:JerrySexist2.jpg|Part 2: "Chromosomes don't mean anything, you fucking baby." ~Jerry, citing no sources to said claim.<br />
File:JerrySexist3.jpg|Part 3: Charlotte drops a [[truth|truth bomb]] on Jerry's miserable life.<br />
File:JerrySexist4.jpg|Part 4: Jerry doesn't take well to being told facts, and so responds by telling her that [[Internet Tough Guy|he'd kick her ass]] if she [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|misgendered him IRL]]. <br />
File:JerrySexist5.1.jpg|Part 5.1: [[TL;DR]] The beginning of [[badass|Charlotte's onslaught]].<br />
File:JerrySexist5.2.jpg|Part 5.2: [[TL;DR]] Charlotte continues her onslaught by calling Jerry by his real name in every sentence, undoubtedly [[Triggered|triggering]] him. Admittedly, she did [[Autism|drag it on for longer than she had to]].<br />
File:JerrySexist6 - DADDY RAPED YOU.jpg|Part 6: So, the same guy who absolutely does not condone [[Rape|rape jokes]] and [[misogyny]] is [[Hypocrite|completely fine with making child rape jokes]] to a [[no|poor, oppressed womyn]]</gallery>}}<br />
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And, believe it or not, this isn't the only time he's put his [[hypocrisy]] on display for the whole internet to see (see below). The problem is, [[Retards|the people who DO see it practically worship him and believe that he can do no wrong]], so long has he attempts to justify everything that he has said.<br />
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==A Slanderous Gallery==<br />
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File:Reviewpuppet.png|Jerry's OC, The Review (sock)Puppet.<br />
File:Jewypeet.jpg| Even [[Ben Garrison]] joined in the fun!<br />
File:Jerryreactstoben.jpg|..Too bad Jerry didn't [[liberalism|appreciate it.]]<br />
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File:Fredrick exposed by jerry.jpg|Jerry drops the [[lie|truth]] about [[8chan|8chans]] midget owner.<br />
File:Jerrypatreon.png|Jerry's other [[jewgold]] scheme failed miserably.<br />
File:Goodbye horses.png|Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.<br />
File:Fireroseshipping.png|Jerry ships his best friend, Josh Scorcher, with an underage girl...<br />
File:Jerrys firerose sperg rage.jpg|...and then goes into a spergy [[RAEG]] when someone calls him a pedophile for it.<br />
File:Jerrys RVI wikia.png| Jerrys "Rather Vocalized Illusion" wikia page [[USI|all about himself]]. It's full to the brim with lulz.<br />
File:The culprit.png|Wow, he almost seems like a redeemable gu-<br />
File:faaaaawk.png|-oh, wait.<br />
File:Jerry hates his audience.png|Jerry outright saying that he gets [[triggered]] every time someone disagrees with him, so he wants to make his sub count smaller in order to create more of a safe space for himself.<br />
File:Don't drop the soapbox.png|He took his vision of [[Sargon of Akkad|Sargon]], [[Davis Aurini]], and [[Who?|Blimey Cow]], and turned them all into a [[feminist]] strawman for a political position he loathes. Very mature of you, Jerry!<br />
File:Jerry Hates Gamergate.png|"[[Gamergate]] is full of cyberterrorists who harass women!"<br />
File:Make porn of her guise.png|"[[Hypocrite|Also, harass this woman!]]"<br />
File:Jerry sympathy.png|"I shouldn't take a video criticizing you at face value, even if it cites all of its sources!"<br />
File:Jerry sympathy1.png|"#I'm running out of cute Star gifs"<br />
File:Jerry sympathy2.png|"I won't listen to any criticisms of you. You are a perfect specimen."<br />
File:Jerry sympathy3.png|"You are a treasure."<br />
File:Jerry sympathy4.png|"You're [[John Oliver]]!"<br />
File:Jerry sympathy5.png|"adorasnark"<br />
File:Penn1.png|Backpedaling pt. 1<br />
File:Penn2.png|Backpedaling pt. 2<br />
File:Penn3 - THE CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG2.png|Backpedaling pt. 3: [[Loser|LOL HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO]]<br />
File:Jerrys fucking dumb.png|Not quite sure how he'd know that a video he claims to have never seen is full of nonsense... <br />
File:Every man is a straw man.png|...Unless [https://archive.is/JnYQd every piece of criticism against him ever] is complete and utter horseshit!<br />
File:TOTALLYLYINGGUISE.png|"W- What? I- [[Yeah right|I never said that we should kill Josh or Conservatives]]!!"<br />
File:Kill them pls pls pls.png|"...except for those times I actually did say that!"<br />
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File:FUCKING GROSS.png|Jerry wearing ''actual women's panties''. '''And then showing us'''.<br />
File:Pretty gurlll.png|'''CAMWHORING INTENSIFIES'''.<br />
File:mmmmwah.png|Only girl who will ever kiss [[you]].<br />
File:His hips do not, in fact, lie.png|Daaaaayum girl.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[ILoveKimPossibleAlot]] - his ex friend, now ongoing rival! She also worse!<br />
* [[Antony Aguilar|Antony Aguilar/ForNoGoodReason]] - Jerry's lolcow stalker.<br />
* [[Brianna Wu]] - A tranny insanity like Jerry Peet himself.<br />
* [[Brony]]<br />
* [[Canada]]<br />
* [[Feminist]]<br />
* [[Hypocrite]]<br />
* [[Lolcow]]<br />
* [[Pedophilia]]<br />
* [[Pseudo-intellectual]]<br />
* [[Sick fuck]]<br />
* [[SJW]]<br />
* [[ToonKriticY2K]] - Another brony pedo which Jerry throw under the bus in a skype call just to cover up his own bullshit. <br />
* [[Tranny]]<br />
* [[USI]]<br />
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* [https://mega.nz/#!oMhUDDiJ!NA1_DgBcP7DAWn-9m6lMZAEv3dFFa_kliP9rJ0OaU8I Backups of Stockholm], if [[Chris Hansen|you're into that]].<br />
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* [http://stockholm.wikia.com The official Stockholm wikia.]<br />
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* [http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive An archive of some of Jerry's old RVI videos.]<br />
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* [https://ko-fi.com/lilypeet Jerry's Ko-Fi]<br />
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[[Category:People|Peet, Jerry]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1940626Goddammitjosef2025-12-25T22:40:08Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>God Damn! Look at those nice, thick licorice lips and tell us that you're not imagining wearing them around your cock]]<br />
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[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|<center>Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]...</center>]]<br />
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Have you ever thought that you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you ever think that seeing the batshit insane Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Have you ever thought that you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! '''''FUCK NO!''''' '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by her real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
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Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]] [[Spic]], [[Communism|Commie]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible, smutty fanfiction that is mostly centered around Napoleon and Tsar Alexander I] [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophile]] followers. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and [[Cool story bro|<s>jerks off</s> (she's a girl dumbass. Boys jerk off, girls schlick)]] schlicks to it while screeching at anyone who dares to challenge her worldview. She also has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, {{Jew}}Orthodox Jews{{Jew}}, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citations unfortunately do not exist anymore for the {{jew}}[[Jews|Anti-semitic]]{{jew}} claim being made, since this claim comes from her now deleted discord cult. Though she denies this, it’s probably more likely it’s more true than not.)<br />
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==The Origin==<br />
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Very little of Lucia’s childhood is known. However, she was born a bastard child on March 21st to a severely mentally ill, [[Prostitute|whore]] of a mother and a deadbeat dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the [[Stealthing|condom broke]] one stroke before finishing while he was getting his [[Sex|dogg on]] behind a McDonalds dumpster. As a result, she constantly had to go back and forth between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[G.R.I.D.S|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a [[Your Mom|Mother]] and her disappointed in how she turned out [[Your Dad|father]]. <br />
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Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to go back and forth, living either in Florida or Cuba. To cope, she was introduced to the fantastical world of [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] from her cumdumpster, mentally ill mother at the age of ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar, after she diagnosed herself on '''Web MD''', [[Lesbian|carpet muncher]] who now <s>jerks off</s> schlicks to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut while dicks are being stuck in them to further the humilation of the character, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
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==The schlicking begins==<br />
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As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]] she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucked]], which eventually devolved into her watching various historical figures ending up in the same predicament, [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
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[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️</center>]]<br />
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Your average normal, sane and healthy person that has a [[Life]] that doesn't involve waifus, a computer and those really, really sick and demented dark web sites that only people like [[You]] go to, [[Insane|would see shit like this pic as being all kinds of fucked up]]. To sick fucks like Lucia, that gets wet to the Marquis de Sade’s writing and sees it as being uber sexy, the only thing on her mind while reading his philosohy that very moment was “'''OH YES DADDY! SMACK MY ASS! THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO DAMN SEXY!'''” The same time of this drawing was also about the same time she began writing poorly formatted, badly written, lacking any semblance of a plot, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this fine example of her talent.] <br />
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Ironically enough, she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping Napolean and Junot, possibly to promote her favoring of the Napoleon X Tsar Alexander agenda.<br />
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Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a [[Homestuck]] fangirl during the 2019-2020 period. Perhaps, this could also be the same time she became a communist. To reiterate what was earlier said, she is one of those Caribbean beaners that call themselves Cubans - with Communism and being a Russiaboo an obvious assumption. Also, this is about the same time that she became a fan of that 🇯🇵[[Japan|Nip]]🇯🇵 disaster of an [[Animu]], that sneaks in Pro-Japanese [[Liar|propaganda]] every chance it gets - that goes by the cute and friendly sounding name of [[Hetalia]].<br />
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==The Mental Wards==<br />
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In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|'''''“Extremely Traumatized”''''']]. Not only that, this most likely fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and {{jew}}Orthodox Judaism{{Jew}}. This <br />
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It was because of her emotional faggotry, insecurities and insanity that she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another, having shit loads of psychiatrists and being prescribe copius amounts of [[Drugs|Happy Pills]]. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all the while whoring herself out and being the Cross-Eyed Mary, (Yes, we're English, now you can go and fuck off you smeg eating sod) that she is, she started claiming how she was [[Almost raped]] by each and every one of her Johns, even when she was working a glory hole at a men's bathroom in a park. Apparently, according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life. (Doesn't this sound all to familiar to any one that has read a random [[12-year-old girl|13-year-old girl's]] blog?)]].<br />
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Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
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[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|right|250px|<center>Take this bullshit for example.</center>]]<br />
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[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<250px>But wait! There’s more!</center>]]<br />
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[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Fuck no</center>]]<br />
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[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>I lOOoove the dead!</center>]]<br />
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== Saint Helena Circlejerk ==<br />
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Around somewhere in early March 2025 Lucia decided to open up a discord server called the '''''Saint Helena Circlejerk''''' in which she and her cocksucking, dick riding fans would gather in her discord [[Scientology|cult]] to worship Tsar Alexander I, while watching her and her friends in the announcements do ERP and talk about all sorts of [[Shit|random bullshit]]. Unfortunately, this server has been deleted. Most of what we are referencing comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
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==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
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In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself]] and unfortunately failed. As her suicide note and cry for attention Lucia deactivated her original [[tumblr]] and made her attempt to jump into that big ball of nothing and erasure of all of who we are that you kids would call [[Death]]. Instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
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===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
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During her ''Alice In Wonderland'' adventures of good drugs and the shitty ass schedule of sleep, Tv time, 80 pound chairs and group therapy that comes with being stuck in a mental hospital that has you doing the Thorazine shuffle so that the nurses don't feel afraid, Lucia met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her]], she only wanted to become friends with him because she felt bad for him beacause he was a lot like you and didn't have any [[Friend|friends]] other than his family, that most of the time chose to shrink away from him. [[Hypocrisy|He, as Lucia claims, was seriously crushing on her to the point of obsession]]. According to Lucia, she ghosted him afterwards because, like any girl that gets 3 messages from a boy in a day, he was scaring her. It was soon afterwards that someone DM’ed her and accused her of leading him on and grooming him. Predictably, ike any 60-year-old Pedo that takes Polaroids of their 6-year-old granddaughter taking a bath and drying herself off, she denies this wholeheartedly. <br />
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[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS<center>]]<br />
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[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right</center>]]<br />
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[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Here’s her and her cocksucking fans</center>]]<br />
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==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
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In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “'''Yougotevikted'''” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “''Not my fault America raped your country''”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown,]] eventually shutting down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she can still be found posting shitty art on her [[Twatter]] page for her sick fuck friends and still has the predictable temper tantrum towards anyone that doesn’t agree with her.<br />
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https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
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==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
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On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady that all her friends call very pretty and smart, posted a video to her '''X''' account claiming that she is stepping away from the [[Internets]] to focus on her studies while claiming that she might [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] soon.<br />
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[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651]<br />
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[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
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Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
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ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
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==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
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1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
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2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
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3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
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4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
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5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
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6. Slightly challenge her<br />
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7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
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8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
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9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
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10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
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11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
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12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
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13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
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14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
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15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
* Penisbaguette - Discord<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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== About Me ==<br />
I hap. Pronounce in a British accent.<br />
== Fun Fact ==<br />
* The Gulf of Mexico was renamed to the Gulf of America. [[Mississippi]]<nowiki></nowiki>, you're cooked.<br />
* [[Wop|Latinos]] got [[Butthurt|assmangled]] over [[Underrepresentation|being underrepresented]] in [[Nigger|Sinners]] despite the Mexican Repatriation act was in action.<br />
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== The biggest WIP Article I'm working on ==<br />
[[User:I hate autistic people/Pinewood Builders|Pinewood Builders]]<br />
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People like the person in {{twitter|Subzicide/status/1899534631478735359|this image}} should die.<br />
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It's been {{age|2001|9|11}} years since [[9/11]] occurred. I'm watching.</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1937585Goddammitjosef2025-11-26T08:21:18Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>God Damn! Look at those nice, thick licorice lips and tell us that you're not imagining wearing them around your cock]]<br />
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[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|<center>Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]...</center>]]<br />
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Have you ever thought that you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you ever think that seeing the batshit insane Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Have you ever thought that you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! '''''FUCK NO!''''' '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by her real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
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Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]] [[Spic]], [[Communism|Commie]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible, smutty fanfiction that is mostly centered around Napoleon and Tsar Alexander I] [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophile]] followers. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and [[Cool story bro|<s>jerks off</s> (she's a girl dumbass. Boys jerk off, girls schlick)]] schlicks to it while screeching at anyone who dares to challenge her worldview. She also has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, {{Jew}}Orthodox Jews{{Jew}}, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citations unfortunately do not exist anymore for the {{jew}}[[Jews|Anti-semitic]]{{jew}} claim being made, since this claim comes from her now deleted discord cult. Though she denies this, it’s probably more likely it’s more true than not.)<br />
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==The Origin==<br />
<br />
Very little of Lucia’s childhood is known. However, she was born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill, [[Prostitute|whore]] of a mother and a deadbeat dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the [[Stealthing|condom broke]] one stroke before finishing while he was getting his [[Sex|dogg on]] behind a McDonalds dumpster. As a result, she constantly had to go back and forth between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[G.R.I.D.S|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a [[Your Mom|Mother]] and her disappointed in how she turned out [[Your Dad|father]]. <br />
<br />
Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to go back and forth, living either in Florida or Cuba. To cope, she was introduced to the fantastical world of [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] from her cumdumpster, mentally ill mother at the age of ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar, after she diagnosed herself on '''Web MD''', [[Lesbian|carpet muncher]] who now <s>jerks off</s> schlicks to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut while dicks are being stuck in them to further the humilation of the character, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The schlicking begins==<br />
<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]] she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucked]], which eventually devolved into her watching various historical figures ending up in the same predicament, [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️</center>]]<br />
<br />
Your average normal, sane and healthy person that has a [[Life]] that doesn't involve waifus, a computer and those really, really sick and demented dark web sites that only people like [[You]] go to, [[Insane|would see shit like this pic as being all kinds of fucked up]]. To sick fucks like Lucia, that gets wet to the Marquis de Sade’s writing and sees it as being uber sexy, the only thing on her mind while reading his philosohy that very moment was “'''OH YES DADDY! SMACK MY ASS! THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO DAMN SEXY!'''” The same time of this drawing was also about the same time she began writing poorly formatted, badly written, lacking any semblance of a plot, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this fine example of her talent.] <br />
<br />
Ironically enough, she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping Napolean and Junot, possibly to promote her favoring of the Napoleon X Tsar Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a [[Homestuck]] fangirl during the 2019-2020 period. Perhaps, this could also be the same time she became a communist. To reiterate what was earlier said, she is one of those Caribbean beaners that call themselves Cubans - with Communism and being a Russiaboo an obvious assumption. Also, this is about the same time that she became a fan of that 🇯🇵[[Japan|Nip]]🇯🇵 disaster of an [[Animu]], that sneaks in Pro-Japanese [[Liar|propaganda]] every chance it gets - that goes by the cute and friendly sounding name of [[Hetalia]].<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|'''''“Extremely Traumatized”''''']]. Not only that, this most likely fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and {{jew}}Orthodox Judaism{{Jew}}. This <br />
<br />
<br />
It was because of her emotional faggotry, insecurities and insanity that she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another, having shit loads of psychiatrists and being prescribe copius amounts of [[Drugs|Happy Pills]]. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all the while whoring herself out and being the Cross-Eyed Mary, (Yes, we're English, now you can go and fuck off you smeg eating sod) that she is, she started claiming how she was [[Almost raped]] by each and every one of her Johns, even when she was working a glory hole at a men's bathroom in a park. Apparently, according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life. (Doesn't this sound all to familiar to any one that has read a random [[12-year-old girl|13-year-old girl's]] blog?)]].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|right|250px|<center>Take this bullshit for example.</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<250px>But wait! There’s more!</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Fuck no</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>I lOOoove the dead!</center>]]<br />
<br />
== Saint Helena Circlejerk ==<br />
<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025 Lucia decided to open up a discord server called the '''''Saint Helena Circlejerk''''' in which she and her cocksucking, dick riding fans would gather in her discord [[Scientology|cult]] to worship Tsar Alexander I, while watching her and her friends in the announcements do ERP and talk about all sorts of [[Shit|random bullshit]]. Unfortunately, this server has been deleted. Most of what we are referencing comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself]] and unfortunately failed. As her suicide note and cry for attention Lucia deactivated her original [[tumblr]] and made her attempt to jump into that big ball of nothing and erasure of all of who we are that you kids would call [[Death]]. Instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
<br />
During her ''Alice In Wonderland'' adventures of good drugs and the shitty ass schedule of sleep, Tv time, 80 pound chairs and group therapy that comes with being stuck in a mental hospital that has you doing the Thorazine shuffle so that the nurses don't feel afraid, Lucia met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her]], she only wanted to become friends with him because she felt bad for him beacause he was a lot like you and didn't have any [[Friend|friends]] other than his family, that most of the time chose to shrink away from him. [[Hypocrisy|He, as Lucia claims, was seriously crushing on her to the point of obsession]]. According to Lucia, she ghosted him afterwards because, like any girl that gets 3 messages from a boy in a day, he was scaring her. It was soon afterwards that someone DM’ed her and accused her of leading him on and grooming him. Predictably, ike any 60-year-old Pedo that takes Polaroids of their 6-year-old granddaughter taking a bath and drying herself off, she denies this wholeheartedly. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS<center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Here’s her and her cocksucking fans</center>]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “'''Yougotevikted'''” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “''Not my fault America raped your country''”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown,]] eventually shutting down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she can still be found posting shitty art on her [[Twatter]] page for her sick fuck friends and still has the predictable temper tantrum towards anyone that doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady that all her friends call very pretty and smart, posted a video to her '''X''' account claiming that she is stepping away from the [[Internets]] to focus on her studies while claiming that she might [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] soon.<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651]<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
* Penisbaguette - Discord<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]<br />
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] November 1 and 2, [[2025]]|[[Pumpkin Carving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[6-7]]}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1937584Goddammitjosef2025-11-26T08:16:58Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{watched}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
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{{Pedo}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>God Damn! Look at those nice, thick licorice lips and tell us that you're not imagining wearing them around your cock]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|<center>Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]...</center>]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought that you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you ever think that seeing the batshit insane Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Have you ever thought that you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! '''''FUCK NO!''''' '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by her real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]] [[Spic]], [[Communism|Commie]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible, smutty fanfiction that is mostly centered around Napoleon and Tsar Alexander I] [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophile]] followers. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and [[Cool story bro|<s>jerks off</s> (she's a girl dumbass. Boys jerk off, girls schlick)]] schlicks to it while screeching at anyone who has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, {{Jew}}Orthodox Jews{{Jew}}, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citations unfortunately do not exist anymore for the {{jew}}[[Jews|Anti-semitic]]{{jew}} claim being made, since this claim comes from her now deleted discord cult. Though she denies this, it’s probably more likely it’s more true than not.)<br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
<br />
Very little of Lucia’s childhood is known. However, she was born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill, [[Prostitute|whore]] of a mother and a deadbeat dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the [[Stealthing|condom broke]] one stroke before finishing while he was getting his [[Sex|dogg on]] behind a McDonalds dumpster. As a result, she constantly had to go back and forth between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[G.R.I.D.S|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a [[Your Mom|Mother]] and her disappointed in how she turned out [[Your Dad|father]]. <br />
<br />
Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to go back and forth, living either in Florida or Cuba. To cope, she was introduced to the fantastical world of [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] from her cumdumpster, mentally ill mother at the age of ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar, after she diagnosed herself on '''Web MD''', [[Lesbian|carpet muncher]] who now <s>jerks off</s> schlicks to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut while dicks are being stuck in them to further the humilation of the character, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The schlicking begins==<br />
<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]] she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucked]], which eventually devolved into her watching various historical figures ending up in the same predicament, [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️</center>]]<br />
<br />
Your average normal, sane and healthy person that has a [[Life]] that doesn't involve waifus, a computer and those really, really sick and demented dark web sites that only people like [[You]] go to, [[Insane|would see shit like this pic as being all kinds of fucked up]]. To sick fucks like Lucia, that gets wet to the Marquis de Sade’s writing and sees it as being uber sexy, the only thing on her mind while reading his philosohy that very moment was “'''OH YES DADDY! SMACK MY ASS! THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO DAMN SEXY!'''” The same time of this drawing was also about the same time she began writing poorly formatted, badly written, lacking any semblance of a plot, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this fine example of her talent.] <br />
<br />
Ironically enough, she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping Napolean and Junot, possibly to promote her favoring of the Napoleon X Tsar Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a [[Homestuck]] fangirl during the 2019-2020 period. Perhaps, this could also be the same time she became a communist. To reiterate what was earlier said, she is one of those Caribbean beaners that call themselves Cubans - with Communism and being a Russiaboo an obvious assumption. Also, this is about the same time that she became a fan of that 🇯🇵[[Japan|Nip]]🇯🇵 disaster of an [[Animu]], that sneaks in Pro-Japanese [[Liar|propaganda]] every chance it gets - that goes by the cute and friendly sounding name of [[Hetalia]].<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|'''''“Extremely Traumatized”''''']]. Not only that, this most likely fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and {{jew}}Orthodox Judaism{{Jew}}. This <br />
<br />
<br />
It was because of her emotional faggotry, insecurities and insanity that she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another, having shit loads of psychiatrists and being prescribe copius amounts of [[Drugs|Happy Pills]]. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all the while whoring herself out and being the Cross-Eyed Mary, (Yes, we're English, now you can go and fuck off you smeg eating sod) that she is, she started claiming how she was [[Almost raped]] by each and every one of her Johns, even when she was working a glory hole at a men's bathroom in a park. Apparently, according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life. (Doesn't this sound all to familiar to any one that has read a random [[12-year-old girl|13-year-old girl's]] blog?)]].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|right|250px|<center>Take this bullshit for example.</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<250px>But wait! There’s more!</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Fuck no</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>I lOOoove the dead!</center>]]<br />
<br />
== Saint Helena Circlejerk ==<br />
<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025 Lucia decided to open up a discord server called the '''''Saint Helena Circlejerk''''' in which she and her cocksucking, dick riding fans would gather in her discord [[Scientology|cult]] to worship Tsar Alexander I, while watching her and her friends in the announcements do ERP and talk about all sorts of [[Shit|random bullshit]]. Unfortunately, this server has been deleted. Most of what we are referencing comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself]] and unfortunately failed. As her suicide note and cry for attention Lucia deactivated her original [[tumblr]] and made her attempt to jump into that big ball of nothing and erasure of all of who we are that you kids would call [[Death]]. Instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
<br />
During her ''Alice In Wonderland'' adventures of good drugs and the shitty ass schedule of sleep, Tv time, 80 pound chairs and group therapy that comes with being stuck in a mental hospital that has you doing the Thorazine shuffle so that the nurses don't feel afraid, Lucia met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her]], she only wanted to become friends with him because she felt bad for him beacause he was a lot like you and didn't have any [[Friend|friends]] other than his family, that most of the time chose to shrink away from him. [[Hypocrisy|He, as Lucia claims, was seriously crushing on her to the point of obsession]]. According to Lucia, she ghosted him afterwards because, like any girl that gets 3 messages from a boy in a day, he was scaring her. It was soon afterwards that someone DM’ed her and accused her of leading him on and grooming him. Predictably, ike any 60-year-old Pedo that takes Polaroids of their 6-year-old granddaughter taking a bath and drying herself off, she denies this wholeheartedly. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS<center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Here’s her and her cocksucking fans</center>]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “'''Yougotevikted'''” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “''Not my fault America raped your country''”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown,]] eventually shutting down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she can still be found posting shitty art on her [[Twatter]] page for her sick fuck friends and still has the predictable temper tantrum towards anyone that doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady that all her friends call very pretty and smart, posted a video to her '''X''' account claiming that she is stepping away from the [[Internets]] to focus on her studies while claiming that she might [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] soon.<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651]<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
* Penisbaguette - Discord<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] November 1 and 2, [[2025]]|[[Pumpkin Carving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[6-7]]}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:The_PolishPrince&diff=1937462User talk:The PolishPrince2025-11-24T04:52:32Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{welcome}}<br />
<span style="background:#ffa410;padding:1px 2px;font-size:18px>[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|<span style="color:#fff"><font face="Comic Sans MS">Tabs</span>]]</span><sup> [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</sup></font></big> 12:58, 20 January 2023 (EST)<br />
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== hi ==<br />
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Hey thanks for your work, you're doing a good job on the wiki. Just a tip next time you make AOTN you can transclude the content of the template. There's no need to copy paste the entire thing. so for example you made AOTN template page [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023]]. To have the same content for March 11 just write <nowiki>{{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023}}</nowiki> and the template page from March 10 will be "inserted." Also don't forget to update the AOTN archive page. cheers [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 12:54, 8 March 2023 (EST)<br />
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== EDitor ==<br />
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hi, i [[Special:Log/rights|added you]] to the EDitor group. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:06, 21 March 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== set lulzy quotes and not just right wing twitter influencers ==<br />
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-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:07, 14 April 2023 (EDT)<br />
:cool. I'll try to be more active on here going forward. let me know if you need any help-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 21:23, 16 April 2023 (EDT)<br />
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==From the creator of the Goddammitjosef article==<br />
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Thank you!<br />
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[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 04:52, 24 November 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator<br />
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== POTN ==<br />
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so we talked about this and you go and set a boomer tier political cartoon on the main page? what the fuck is this? https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Biden_immigrant_surge.jpg-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 13:31, 16 May 2023 (EDT)<br />
:I think using Ben Garrison cartoon is the real offense here. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 10:39, 17 May 2023 (EDT)<br />
::no lol you can make as much fan of biden as you want. just avoid using ben garrison or stonetoss style cartoons. this shit is cringe man. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 11:08, 18 May 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== xotn ==<br />
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i thought we already did that? lmk kthx -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:07, 28 May 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Bass Players ==<br />
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Yea, but I'm not giving them credit, I want no positivity in ED lol. As proof I made the Motley Crue page and I like them. [[User:Gghouck|Gghouck]] ([[User talk:Gghouck|talk]]) 22:02, 16 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Don't put quotes under the VOTN, retard. ==<br />
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kthnxbai. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 22:37, 26 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== I'll give you some cred bro. ==<br />
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The [[Roger Waters]] & [[Stealthing]] articles are both pretty good imo. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 04:43, 28 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== ATON history: ==<br />
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I fucked up the order of the shit after the futurama article. Can you please try and fix that shit please bro? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 18:24, 11 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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Thanks. :^) you’re doing good around here bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 20:48, 11 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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Sort of related. The current [[vaping|AOTN]] links to previous [[opioids|AOTN]]. Fix please ---[[User:4ourty|4ourty]] ([[User talk:4ourty|talk]]) 10:00, 29 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Time for a break ==<br />
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I think I've told you like 5x about setting cringe conservtard content on the main page and you still continue to do it. You're out. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Quote_of_the_Now/July_30,_2023 -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 15:16, 30 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
i mean i dont see the point in overwriting stuff you set months ago but ok-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 20:20, 30 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
:I can see you’re point {{ping|Baka}}, but there’s no way crackrabb and hipcrime wouldn’t do the same shit. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 23:53, 30 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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==quotes==<br />
Hey man, no ill-will because I think you've been a breath of fresh air as an active user who is genuinely funny. But some of your quotes are too long, and some are too politically charged. Even then, a long quote is fine if it's truly funny or interesting, but most need a lot of context to be funny. Using the source section to provide that context is not the best solution, it only adds to the bloated look of the quote. I'm no perfect saint either, but if you're going to do a lot of the quotes, try to keep them short and sweet. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 15:15, 18 August 2023 (EDT)<br />
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*** You're right. I shouldn't have to explain the joke.<br />
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I'll give you back privs for that some other time possibly. You need to look at what GOI sets and see what fits the site of the tone-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 14:09, 23 August 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK ==<br />
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hell yeah. I wanted to see one of his shows but put off buying tickets, regret that. my uncle actually went to school with his kids. I think he still has a house in Ellwood city. I know he spends most of his time near pittsburgh-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 16:37, 19 September 2023 (EDT)<br />
sure. just hope you learned your lesson this time. -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 18:23, 23 September 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== oops ==<br />
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hi, i accidentally restored your EDitor but i forgot to drop you a note because ed is slow. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 21:49, 11 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
:they each look like theyre editable by EDitors. <blockquote>(change visibility) 11:56, January 27, 2022 Kaizen talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 04:10, May 4, 2021 .wil talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 10:41, January 11, 2022 Schnitzel talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (cascading protection) (hist | change) Tags: Mobile web edit Mobile edit</blockquote><br />
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:the last one is cascading protected, which has caused problems before. if theres something i can do lmk :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:27, 12 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
==murder lady== <br />
sure when i get home today-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 09:10, 29 December 2023 (EST)<br />
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== Awesome picture! ==<br />
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Thanks for [[:File:One_internet_point.jpg]]! I like that picture! Did you make it yourself? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 13:53, 7 January 2024 (EST)<br />
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== feature my gay articles ==<br />
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* [[She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood]]<br />
* [[Mangs]]<br />
If you like them that is. [[User:Robocop669|Robocop669]] ([[User talk:Robocop669|talk]]) 08:57, 17 April 2024 (EDT)<br />
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== Thomas Matthew Crooks ==<br />
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If you don't mind, I got a lot of stuff I want to add to your article. I don't want to screw with whatever you got going on right now so I thought I'd ask first. Thx.<br />
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--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:58, 16 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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You can add now because I think I'm done for now<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:43, 16 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Hey, nice job with his article [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:10, 17 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== ffs ==<br />
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Double-check your edits, especially to front page crap. I've had to fix a broken AotN and a broken PotN because of you. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:27, 17 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:Will do. I think it's when I move things. I'll be more careful<br />
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:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:49, 17 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
::Main thing to look out for are issues with the code you use and making sure that you're setting XotNs for the correct date. One PotN had three brackets on one side rather than two. And you set Crooks as AotN on a date that should have been a repeat of Global Warming (which somehow broke the main page). [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 21:12, 17 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Seen and heard. Sometimes I get caught up trying to keep the pages current that i forget to double check [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 18 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I also want to show that I'm dedicated to the site and will move faster then my brain thinks.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 11:19, 18 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== Add me on Discord ==<br />
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Hello, I would like to discuss your contributions to ED. Please accept my friend invite so we can talk. My Discord ID is yaroslavtv.<br />
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[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 17:02, 17 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== User Rights ==<br />
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So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:46, 19 September 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== Copypasta archives ==<br />
I get that you want to keep the archives intact, but when I added the NAMPLA pasta in 2007, I overlinked the shit out of it. You should let the text speak for itself. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:00, 14 October 2024 (UTC)<br />
:It's not some sacred mausoleum, either. To put it into perspective, one of my friends forgot his English assignment, whipped that story up right before class and got a D-; I then shared it online, before bringing it to ED, changing "Geoff" to "Jeff", where I overlinked the bejeezus out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:17, 14 October 2024 (UTC)<br />
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* I rarely wipe stuff from the wiki. If its in the ball park of CP, I will wipe it.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:45, 14 October 2024 (UTC)<br />
::I see what you mean and this is your wiki. I just wish 16-year-old me hadn't worn a hat on a hat by linking the shit out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 16:12, 14 October 2024 (UTC)<br />
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* if i wiped something it was a mistake cuz i dont want to read the page to see if it fits. It's like this, Deviant Art user, uhm, didnt see it. Also i think the other admins are better at seeing what belongs. <br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:15, 15 October 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== BBQ Pit Boys ==<br />
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It might be long overdue, but I have a request for you: Make a page about BBQ Pit Boys, a YouTube channel which had gained a lot of attention from angry vegans in the recent times. Thank you for your attention, and I hope you are still capable of writing pages with the old style of humor. Good luck!<br />
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[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 21:23, 17 December 2024 (UTC)<br />
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*I'll start writing again in the New Year. My favorite cousin died. <br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:52, 21 December 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== A Friendly Reminder ==<br />
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Where exactly have you been? Did you happent to get wasted on a new year's eve party and accepted someone's invite to go for a drive to a motel so far away from your hometown with your girlfriend for God-knows-what days? It's good to take a break from the Internet, but what's really important is that three weeks ago you promised to write the BBQ Pit Boys article after celebrating new year. I hope this message helps you to refresh your memory.<br />
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[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:37, 15 January 2025 (UTC)<br />
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* I got a little lazy and forgot my duties. I'm in better shape.<br />
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== Wormkid ==<br />
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would you look at Wormkid? im not sure how old this person is and i dont think the GNAA used this shock image. i wonder if the contributor cleverly disguised more of those images as an article. i would delete it if i knew for sure this is what i think it is. thanks. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:23, 2 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:40, 2 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
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*That one i can't be sure about either. Better to play it safe because i don't want the MIB pulling up in their [[Party Van]] because the opening of the page read like they were trying to convince someone that this is everday shit on this site.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:10, 2 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
:alright, thanks for checking. i never heard of this shock image and it just didnt look right. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:14, 2 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== Hey Retard… ==<br />
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I bumped up your edgy faggot book to higher up cause [[Billy Mitchell]] is relevant news. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 00:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
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* Im cool with anyone adding what they want, just don't fuck up the board, if you're going to skip a day - make the previous or the proceding article a 3 day article.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
: you fixed it didn’t you?[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 20:17, 8 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
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* I have OCD. I use Healthcare level Hydrogen Peroxide to wash my floors and I washed my hands, in bleach, 3 times before starting this post because of germs. I wipe down my phone with clorox wipes. Oh, and when I get home from the store, I individually wash every grape and wash the cans of vegatables, or soup, before I open them after letting my manual can oper sit in bleach for a minute. When I buy canned pepsi | wash the top before I drink from it.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 06:46, 9 April 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== RE: Pictures ==<br />
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I have no idea why. I notice some of them are acting up --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 15:46, 21 October 2025 (UTC)</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Lizzythecreator&diff=1937460User:Lizzythecreator2025-11-24T04:45:33Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator. [[Retard|I am the fucking Queen of autism and Chris chan’s archnemesis.]]<br />
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I’m [[Pakis|Paki,]] contrary to what you might think. And yes, [[Islamophobia|fuck the Muslims.]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Lizzythecreator&diff=1937459User:Lizzythecreator2025-11-24T04:45:04Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator. [[Retard|I am the fucking Queen of autism and Chris chan’s archnemesis.]]<br />
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I’m [[Pakis|Paki,]] contrary to what you might think. And yes, [http://fuck%20the%20Muslims. https://edramatica.com/Islamophobia]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1937457Goddammitjosef2025-11-24T04:34:43Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>God Damn! Look at those nice, thick licorice lips and tell us that you're not imagining wearing them around your cock]]<br />
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[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|<center>Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]...</center>]]<br />
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Have you ever thought that you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you ever think that seeing the batshit insane Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Have you ever thought that you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! '''''FUCK NO!''''' '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by her real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
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Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]] [[Spic]], [[Communism|Commie]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible, smutty fanfiction that is mostly centered around Napoleon and Tsar Alexander I] [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophile]] followers. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and [[Cool story bro|<s>jerks off</s> (she's a girl dumbass. Boys jerk off, girls schlick)]] schlicks to it while screeching at anyone who has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, {{Jew}}Orthodox Jews{{Jew}}, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citations unfortunately do not exist anymore for the {{jew}}[[Jews|Anti-semitic]]{{jew}} claim being made, since this claim comes from her now deleted discord cult. Though she denies this, it’s probably more likely it’s more true than not.)<br />
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==The Origin==<br />
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Very little of Lucia’s childhood is known. However, she was born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill, [[Prostitute|whore]] of a mother and a deadbeat dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the [[Stealthing|condom broke]] one stroke before finishing while he was getting his [[Sex|dogg on]] behind a McDonalds dumpster. As a result, she constantly had to go back and forth between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[G.R.I.D.S|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a [[Your Mom|Mother]] and her disappointed in how she turned out [[Your Dad|father]]. <br />
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Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to go back and forth, living either in Florida or Cuba. To cope, she was introduced to the fantastical world of [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] from her cumdumpster, mentally ill mother at the age of ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar, after she diagnosed herself on '''Web MD''', [[Lesbian|carpet muncher]] who now <s>jerks off</s> schlicks to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut while dicks are being stuck in them to further the humilation of the character, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The schlicking begins==<br />
<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]] she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucked]], which eventually devolved into her watching various historical figures ending up in the same predicament, [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️</center>]]<br />
<br />
Your average normal, sane and healthy person that has a [[Life]] that doesn't involve waifus, a computer and those really, really sick and demented dark web sites that only people like [[You]] go to, [[Insane|would see shit like this pic as being all kinds of fucked up]]. To sick fucks like Lucia, that gets wet to the Marquis de Sade’s writing and sees it as being uber sexy, the only thing on her mind while reading his philosohy that very moment was “'''OH YES DADDY! SMACK MY ASS! THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO DAMN SEXY!'''” The same time of this drawing was also about the same time she began writing poorly formatted, badly written, lacking any semblance of a plot, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this fine example of her talent.] <br />
<br />
Ironically enough, she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping Napolean and Junot, possibly to promote her favoring of the Napoleon X Tsar Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a [[Homestuck]] fangirl during the 2019-2020 period. Perhaps, this could also be the same time she became a communist. To reiterate what was earlier said, she is one of those Caribbean beaners that call themselves Cubans - with Communism and being a Russiaboo an obvious assumption. Also, this is about the same time that she became a fan of that 🇯🇵[[Japan|Nip]]🇯🇵 disaster of an [[Animu]], that sneaks in Pro-Japanese [[Liar|propaganda]] every chance it gets - that goes by the cute and friendly sounding name of [[Hetalia]].<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|'''''“Extremely Traumatized”''''']]. Not only that, this most likely fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and {{jew}}Orthodox Judaism{{Jew}}. This <br />
<br />
<br />
It was because of her emotional faggotry, insecurities and insanity that she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another, having shit loads of psychiatrists and being prescribe copius amounts of [[Drugs|Happy Pills]]. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all the while whoring herself out and being the Cross-Eyed Mary, (Yes, we're English, now you can go and fuck off you smeg eating sod) that she is, she started claiming how she was [[Almost raped]] by each and every one of her Johns, even when she was working a glory hole at a men's bathroom in a park. Apparently, according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life. (Doesn't this sound all to familiar to any one that has read a random [[12-year-old girl|13-year-old girl's]] blog?)]].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|right|250px|<center>Take this bullshit for example.</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<250px>But wait! There’s more!</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Fuck no</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>I lOOoove the dead!</center>]]<br />
<br />
== Saint Helena Circlejerk ==<br />
<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025 Lucia decided to open up a discord server called the '''''Saint Helena Circlejerk''''' in which she and her cocksucking, dick riding fans would gather in her discord [[Scientology|cult]] to worship Tsar Alexander I, while watching her and her friends in the announcements do ERP and talk about all sorts of [[Shit|random bullshit]]. Unfortunately, this server has been deleted. Most of what we are referencing comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself]] and unfortunately failed. As her suicide note and cry for attention Lucia deactivated her original [[tumblr]] and made her attempt to jump into that big ball of nothing and erasure of all of who we are that you kids would call [[Death]]. Instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
<br />
During her ''Alice In Wonderland'' adventures of good drugs and the shitty ass schedule of sleep, Tv time, 80 pound chairs and group therapy that comes with being stuck in a mental hospital that has you doing the Thorazine shuffle so that the nurses don't feel afraid, Lucia met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her]], she only wanted to become friends with him because she felt bad for him beacause he was a lot like you and didn't have any [[Friend|friends]] other than his family, that most of the time chose to shrink away from him. [[Hypocrisy|He, as Lucia claims, was seriously crushing on her to the point of obsession]]. According to Lucia, she ghosted him afterwards because, like any girl that gets 3 messages from a boy in a day, he was scaring her. It was soon afterwards that someone DM’ed her and accused her of leading him on and grooming him. Predictably, ike any 60-year-old Pedo that takes Polaroids of their 6-year-old granddaughter taking a bath and drying herself off, she denies this wholeheartedly. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS<center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Here’s her and her cocksucking fans</center>]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “'''Yougotevikted'''” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “''Not my fault America raped your country''”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown,]] eventually shutting down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she can still be found posting shitty art on her [[Twatter]] page for her sick fuck friends and still has the predictable temper tantrum towards anyone that doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady that all her friends call very pretty and smart, posted a video to her '''X''' account claiming that she is stepping away from the [[Internets]] to focus on her studies while claiming that she might [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] soon.<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651]<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]<br />
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] November 1 and 2, [[2025]]|[[Pumpkin Carving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[6-7]]}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1937456Goddammitjosef2025-11-24T04:33:11Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>God Damn! Look at those nice, thick licorice lips and tell us that you're not imagining wearing them around your cock]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|<center>Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]...</center>]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought that you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you ever think that seeing the batshit insane Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Have you ever thought that you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! '''''FUCK NO!''''' '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by her real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]] [[Spic]], [[Communism|Commie]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible, smutty fanfiction that is mostly centered around Napoleon and Tsar Alexander I] [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophile]] followers. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and [[Cool story bro|<s>jerks off</s> (she's a girl dumbass. Boys jerk off, girls schlick)]] schlicks to it while screeching at anyone who has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, {{Jew}}Orthodox Jews{{Jew}}, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citations unfortunately do not exist anymore for the {{jew}}[[Jews|Anti-semitic]]{{jew}} claim being made, since this claim comes from her now deleted discord cult. Though she denies this, it’s probably more likely it’s more true than not.)<br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
<br />
Very little of Lucia’s childhood is known. However, she was born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill, [[Prostitute|whore]] of a mother and a deadbeat dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the [[Stealthing|condom broke]] one stroke before finishing while he was getting his [[Sex|dogg on]] behind a McDonalds dumpster. As a result, she constantly had to go back and forth between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[G.R.I.D.S|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a [[Your Mom|Mother]] and her disappointed in how she turned out [[Your Dad|father]]. <br />
<br />
Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to go back and forth, living either in Florida or Cuba. To cope, she was introduced to the fantastical world of [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] from her cumdumpster, mentally ill mother at the age of ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar, after she diagnosed herself on '''Web MD''', [[Lesbian|carpet muncher]] who now <s>jerks off</s> schlicks to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut while dicks are being stuck in them to further the humilation of the character, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The schlicking begins==<br />
<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]] she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucked]], which eventually devolved into her watching various historical figures ending up in the same predicament, [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️</center>]]<br />
<br />
Your average normal, sane and healthy person that has a [[Life]] that doesn't involve waifus, a computer and those really, really sick and demented dark web sites that only people like [[You]] go to, [[Insane|would see shit like this pic as being all kinds of fucked up]]. To sick fucks like Lucia, that gets wet to the Marquis de Sade’s writing and sees it as being uber sexy, the only thing on her mind while reading his philosohy that very moment was “'''OH YES DADDY! SMACK MY ASS! THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO DAMN SEXY!'''” The same time of this drawing was also about the same time she began writing poorly formatted, badly written, lacking any semblance of a plot, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this fine example of her talent.] <br />
<br />
Ironically enough, she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping Napolean and Junot, possibly to promote her favoring of the Napoleon X Tsar Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a [[Homestuck]] fangirl during the 2019-2020 period. Perhaps, this could also be the same time she became a communist. To reiterate what was earlier said, she is one of those Caribbean beaners that call themselves Cubans - with Communism and being a Russiaboo an obvious assumption. Also, this is about the same time that she became a fan of that 🇯🇵[[Japan|Nip]]🇯🇵 disaster of an [[Animu]], that sneaks in Pro-Japanese [[Liar|propaganda]] every chance it gets - that goes by the cute and friendly sounding name of [[Hetalia]].<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|'''''“Extremely Traumatized”''''']]. Not only that, this most likely fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and {{jew}}Orthodox Judaism{{Jew}}. This <br />
<br />
<br />
It was because of her emotional faggotry, insecurities and insanity that she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another, having shit loads of psychiatrists and being prescribe copius amounts of [[Drugs|Happy Pills]]. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all the while whoring herself out and being the Cross-Eyed Mary, (Yes, we're English, now you can go and fuck off you smeg eating sod) that she is, she started claiming how she was [[Almost raped]] by each and every one of her Johns, even when she was working a glory hole at a men's bathroom in a park. Apparently, according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life. (Doesn't this sound all to familiar to any one that has read a random [[12-year-old girl|13-year-old girl's]] blog?)]].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|right|250px|<center>Take this bullshit for example.</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<250px>But wait! There’s more!</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Fuck no</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>I lOOoove the dead!</center>]]<br />
<br />
== Saint Helena Circlejerk ==<br />
<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025 Lucia decided to open up a discord server called the '''''Saint Helena Circlejerk''''' in which she and her cocksucking, dick riding fans would gather in her discord [[Scientology|cult]] to worship Tsar Alexander I, while watching her and her friends in the announcements do ERP and talk about all sorts of [[Shit|random bullshit]]. Unfortunately, this server has been deleted. Most of what we are referencing comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself]] and unfortunately failed. As her suicide note and cry for attention Lucia deactivated her original [[tumblr]] and made her attempt to jump into that big ball of nothing and erasure of all of who we are that you kids would call [[Death]]. Instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
<br />
During her ''Alice In Wonderland'' adventures of good drugs and the shitty ass schedule of sleep, Tv time, 80 pound chairs and group therapy that comes with being stuck in a mental hospital that has you doing the Thorazine shuffle so that the nurses don't feel afraid, Lucia met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her]], she only wanted to become friends with him because she felt bad for him beacause he was a lot like you and didn't have any [[Friend|friends]] other than his family, that most of the time chose to shrink away from him. [[Hypocrisy|He, as Lucia claims, was seriously crushing on her to the point of obsession]]. According to Lucia, she ghosted him afterwards because, like any girl that gets 3 messages from a boy in a day, he was scaring her. It was soon afterwards that someone DM’ed her and accused her of leading him on and grooming him. Predictably, ike any 60-year-old Pedo that takes Polaroids of their 6-year-old granddaughter taking a bath and drying herself off, she denies this wholeheartedly. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS<center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right</center>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Here’s her and her cocksucking fans</center>]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “'''Yougotevikted'''” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “''Not my fault America raped your country''”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown,]] eventually shutting down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she can still be found posting shitty art on her [[Twatter]] page and her new tumblr account for her sick fuck friends and still has the predictable temper tantrum towards anyone that doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady that all her friends call very pretty and smart, posted a video to her '''X''' account claiming that she is stepping away from the [[Internets]] to focus on her studies while claiming that she might [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] soon.<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651]<br />
<br />
[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
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{{Fanfics}}<br />
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[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
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==retard caught jerking off at a korn concert==<br />
<youtube>LD1aFB8Aeeo</youtube><br />
[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 18:16, 2 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
==Gerbert on Womans' Romance Novels==<br />
thought this video was funny and insightful.<br />
<youtube>SE1DwRUM_lg</youtube><br />
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 20:36, 4 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
==Navyfag dishonorably discharged for dishonorably discharging==<br />
This video isn’t new but I thought it was funny<br><br />
https://youtu.be/k1-AF_1RATA?si=zqhhNLWnWpHAFTvy<br />
<br>[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 13:19, 16 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== The Charlie Kirk Killer's Discord Logs ==<br />
<br />
[[Turkey Tom]] got some exclusive leaks.<br><youtube>4aF9J1BoL9Q</youtube><br>[[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 22:16, 22 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
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==How I turned my vacuum into a nigersaurus!==<br />
It's a funny concept.<br><br />
<youtube>n7JJLFp6emE</youtube><br>[[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 19:28, 25 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==What happens to Juggalos in prison?==<br />
<br />
https://youtu.be/eeCcUg8nhf0?si=TZWCV8QXdn-Vhmn9<br />
<br />
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:52, 7 November 2025 (UTC)<br />
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==Meme metaphysics of Charlie’s Kirkification==<br />
<youtube>8xsXk-maggU?si</youtube>[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 06:00, 14 November 2025 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Goshdamnitjosef==<br />
[https://x.com/i/status/1992475216518459540 This here]<br />
<br />
ED STILL HAS POWAR contrary to what she might say. <br />
<br />
[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 18:28, 23 November 2025 (UTC) Lizzythecreator</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Lizzythecreator&diff=1937401User:Lizzythecreator2025-11-23T18:18:39Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{aspergers}}<br />
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Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator. [[Retard|I am the fucking Queen of autism and Chris chan’s archnemesis.]]<br />
<br />
I’m [[Pakis|Paki,]] contrary to what you might think. And yes, fuck the Muslims.</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936969Goddammitjosef2025-11-13T21:20:59Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* External Links */</p>
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<div>{{watched}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]..]]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citation needed for the kike claim)<br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] (DEAD LINK, no archives) the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady posted a video to her X account claiming that she is stepping away from le cyberspace to focus on her studies. She also says that she might [[Delete fucking everything]] soon.[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651][https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]<br />
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] November 1 and 2, [[2025]]|[[Pumpkin Carving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[6-7]]}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936968Goddammitjosef2025-11-13T21:16:36Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* External Links */</p>
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<div>{{watched}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]..]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citation needed for the kike claim)<br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] (DEAD LINK, no archives) the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady posted a video to her X account claiming that she is stepping away from le cyberspace to focus on her studies. She also says that she might [[Delete fucking everything]] soon.[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651][https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef] - Deactivated<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
<br />
{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]<br />
<br />
{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] November 1 and 2, [[2025]]|[[Pumpkin Carving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[6-7]]}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936768Goddammitjosef2025-11-08T22:54:04Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{watched}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily familiar]]..]]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citation needed for the kike claim)<br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] (DEAD LINK, no archives) the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady posted a video to her X account claiming that she is stepping away from le cyberspace to focus on her studies. She also says that she might [[Delete fucking everything]] soon.[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651][https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
<br />
{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]<br />
<br />
{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] November 1 and 2, [[2025]]|[[Pumpkin Carving]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[6-7]]}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936755Goddammitjosef2025-11-08T04:16:33Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* External Links */</p>
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<div>{{watched}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citation needed for the kike claim)<br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] (DEAD LINK, no archives) the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef==<br />
<br />
On November 2nd, 2025, the <s>bitch</s> very kind young lady posted a video to her X account claiming that she is stepping away from le cyberspace to focus on her studies. She also says that she might [[Delete fucking everything]] soon.[https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985101979748622651][https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef/status/1985126106396058100]<br />
<br />
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?<br />
<br />
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[https://archive.ph/izzxb] (the [[Birdie]] article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.<br />
<br />
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef] - ([https://nitter.net/goddammitjosef Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X])<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://sashaswife.neocities.org/ Neocities - Sashaswife]<br />
*[https://t.me/gdmnsef Telegram - gdmnsef]<br />
* thelemontomydemon@gmail.com - Gmail<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
<br />
{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]<br />
<br />
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Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator. [[Retard|I am the fucking Queen of autism and Chris chan’s archnemesis.]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936306Goddammitjosef2025-10-30T21:53:33Z<p>Lizzythecreator: BLANKING IN PROGRESS</p>
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<div></div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:I_hate_autistic_people&diff=1936282User:I hate autistic people2025-10-30T02:14:37Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{Aspergers}}<br />
{{DISPLAYTITLE: I hate autistic people SO FUCKING MUCH!}}{{Hatesjews}}<br />
REDUX IN PROGRESS<br />
== About Me ==<br />
I hap. Pronounce in a British accent.<br />
== Fun Fact ==<br />
* The Gulf of Mexico was renamed to the Gulf of America. [[Mississippi]]<nowiki></nowiki>, you're cooked.<br />
* [[Wop|Latinos]] got [[Butthurt|assmangled]] over [[Underrepresentation|being underrepresented]] in [[Nigger|Sinners]] despite the Mexican Repatriation act was in action.<br />
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== The biggest WIP Article I'm working on ==<br />
[[User:I hate autistic people/Pinewood Builders|Pinewood Builders]]<br />
<br />
People like the person in {{twitter|Subzicide/status/1899534631478735359|this image}} should die.<br />
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It's been {{age|2001|9|11}} years since [[9/11]] occurred. I'm watching.</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:XOTN/Current/AOTN&diff=1936281Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/AOTN2025-10-30T02:13:40Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* Goddammitjosef */</p>
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<div>'''AOTN suggestions below this line.<br />
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==Kingcobrajfs==<br />
[[Kingcobrajfs]] is maybe dead. 1 feature = 1 prayer. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 10:35, 22 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
:It's official. Kingcobrajfs has died. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 15:20, 22 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Rick and Morty]] ==<br />
<br />
Just RaM. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:28, 26 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== or [[Kentucky]] ==<br />
<br />
I’m running out of ideas. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:29, 26 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== or [[Roblox]] ==<br />
<br />
Again. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:30, 26 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Nihilism]] ==<br />
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Because these people '''fucking suck'''! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:50, 29 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Charlie Kirk]] ==<br />
<br />
Obvious news is obvious. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 00:05, 11 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Pirate Software]] ==<br />
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I guess you can add this afterwards. I put in a lot of autism into it. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 00:06, 11 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Alabama]] ==<br />
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This state, being '''very''' unpopular amongst the [[Nigger|nigga]] community, deserves a bash. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==<br />
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Fuck. They made Gravity, their current song. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:41, 14 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== The article called "[[Retard]]" ==<br />
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Not calling you a "retard", so that's why the heading is different. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 23:24, 23 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
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==Goddammitjosef==<br />
Aka birdie 2.0 {{[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 02:13, 30 October 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Lizzythecreator&diff=1936243User:Lizzythecreator2025-10-29T11:44:04Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{aspergers}}<br />
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Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator.</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:XOTN/Current/AOTN&diff=1936242Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/AOTN2025-10-29T11:40:21Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>'''AOTN suggestions below this line.<br />
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==Kingcobrajfs==<br />
[[Kingcobrajfs]] is maybe dead. 1 feature = 1 prayer. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 10:35, 22 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
:It's official. Kingcobrajfs has died. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 15:20, 22 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Rick and Morty]] ==<br />
<br />
Just RaM. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:28, 26 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== or [[Kentucky]] ==<br />
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I’m running out of ideas. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:29, 26 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== or [[Roblox]] ==<br />
<br />
Again. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:30, 26 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Nihilism]] ==<br />
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Because these people '''fucking suck'''! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:50, 29 August 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Charlie Kirk]] ==<br />
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Obvious news is obvious. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 00:05, 11 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Pirate Software]] ==<br />
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I guess you can add this afterwards. I put in a lot of autism into it. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 00:06, 11 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Alabama]] ==<br />
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This state, being '''very''' unpopular amongst the [[Nigger|nigga]] community, deserves a bash. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==<br />
<br />
Fuck. They made Gravity, their current song. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:41, 14 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== The article called "[[Retard]]" ==<br />
<br />
Not calling you a "retard", so that's why the heading is different. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 23:24, 23 October 2025 (UTC)<br />
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==Goddammitjosef==<br />
Aka birdie 2.0</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936238Goddammitjosef2025-10-29T00:47:59Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{watched}}<br />
{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
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Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
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==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
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[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
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To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
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Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
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==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
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Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
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Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
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[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
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==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
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===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
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[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
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==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
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https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
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==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
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1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
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2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
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3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
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4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
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5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
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6. Slightly challenge her<br />
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7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
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8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
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9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
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10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
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11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
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12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
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13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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{{Lolcows}}<br />
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{{Fanfics}}<br />
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[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Goddammitjosef&diff=1936186Talk:Goddammitjosef2025-10-27T17:07:01Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>Holy shit her face reminds me of fucking [[Birdie]] {{unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7}}<br />
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She’s a birdie clone! What did you expect? {{[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 14:15, 26 October 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator}}<br />
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I already know that! Did they have in common or something very different? {{unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7}}<br />
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Nah, pretty much the same. Instead of BPD though they have Bipolar disorder. {{[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 17:07, 27 October 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Goddammitjosef&diff=1936114Talk:Goddammitjosef2025-10-26T14:15:06Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>Holy shit her face reminds me of fucking [[Birdie]] {{unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7}}<br />
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She’s a birdie clone! What did you expect? {{[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 14:15, 26 October 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Goddammitjosef&diff=1936103Talk:Goddammitjosef2025-10-26T03:26:20Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>Holy shit her face reminds me of fucking [[Birdie]]<br />
She’s a birdie clone! What did you expect?</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1936020Goddammitjosef2025-10-25T04:28:32Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* See also */</p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
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[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
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==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
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https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
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==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
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1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
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2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
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3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
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4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
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5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
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6. Slightly challenge her<br />
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7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
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8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
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9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
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10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
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11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
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12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
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13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
*[[Internet_Tough_Guy|Keyboard Warrior]]<br />
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{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
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[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:IvanTsapaev2K7&diff=1936019User talk:IvanTsapaev2K72025-10-25T04:20:39Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* hi */</p>
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we miss you, never goon [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 00:38, 5 January 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== kys nigger ==<br />
keep your shitty stubs in sandbox before they are longer than 1 sentence thank you kitten ;* --[[User:Chuj]] 22:16, 25 October 2024 CEST<br />
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==fuck you faggot==<br />
keep your trash grammar garbage stub articles in your sandbox also learn how to sign your posts k now have a good night [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 01:06, 24 November 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:{{ping|LuckyNumber}} Why are you complaining about this guy making shitty stubs when you shat out [[Ice Spice|at]] [[Bella The Wolf|least]] [[Carly Gregg|half]] [[MarikinONLINE4|a]] [[Pain Girl|dozen]] [[Jack Doherty|crapstubs]] yourself?<br />
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:30, 20 March 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== question ==<br />
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have you ever considered becoming a [[High Score]] editor? if you ever do, just don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:04, 12 January 2025 (UTC)<br />
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==hi==<br />
Hi, I’m Liz. Good luck! And btw what’s your discord?<br />
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Quick tip, try being a Wikipedia editor first or in other mediawiki sites.<br />
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Another tip, try drafting your articles in google docs or other word documents. Make sure to polish them. Thanks!</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:IvanTsapaev2K7&diff=1936018User talk:IvanTsapaev2K72025-10-25T04:17:58Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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we miss you, never goon [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 00:38, 5 January 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== kys nigger ==<br />
keep your shitty stubs in sandbox before they are longer than 1 sentence thank you kitten ;* --[[User:Chuj]] 22:16, 25 October 2024 CEST<br />
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==fuck you faggot==<br />
keep your trash grammar garbage stub articles in your sandbox also learn how to sign your posts k now have a good night [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 01:06, 24 November 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:{{ping|LuckyNumber}} Why are you complaining about this guy making shitty stubs when you shat out [[Ice Spice|at]] [[Bella The Wolf|least]] [[Carly Gregg|half]] [[MarikinONLINE4|a]] [[Pain Girl|dozen]] [[Jack Doherty|crapstubs]] yourself?<br />
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:30, 20 March 2025 (UTC)<br />
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== question ==<br />
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have you ever considered becoming a [[High Score]] editor? if you ever do, just don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:04, 12 January 2025 (UTC)<br />
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==hi==<br />
Hi, I’m Liz. Good luck! And btw what’s your discord?</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Bonnie_Blue&diff=1935854Bonnie Blue2025-10-24T01:05:19Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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[[File:Bonnie Blue on Holly Randall Unfiltered.jpg|320px|right]]<br />
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'''Bonnie Blue''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Tia Emma Billinger'''{{jew}}) is a disgusting, divorced, [[Loli|flat-chested]] {{age|1999|05|14}}-year-old [[British]] [[whore]] and so-called "''[[Influencer]]''" who is notable for being the current holder of the title "''Biggest [[Cum]] [[White trash|Dumpster]] in [[Europe]]''" after [[fucking]] [[At least 100|1,057]] men and [[niggers|apes]] over a period of only 12 hours. Her stage name is actually short for "''Bonnie blew 300 Pakis last night''", a phrase that is commonly uttered by her [[cuckold]] boyfriend, [[Wigger|white]] [[rapper]] '''Lil Mabu''', before the two share a [[Snowballing| long,STD-infested French kiss]]. She is also so repugnant that even [[OnlyFans]] ended up [[permaban]]ning her skanky ass in June, [[2025]], due to her latest stunt of offering to be a [[Your mom|public jizz receptacle]] for any [[gooners]] and [[rapefugees]] who want to bust a nut between her [[Cunt|rancid Arbys meat flaps]].<br />
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As a result of her OnlyBan, Bonnie stands to lose an [[alleged]] $689,000 a month in income from mentally [[retarded]] [[redditors|incels]] who are actually dumb enough to pay for [[online]] [[porn]]. Bonnie is also notable for being the rival of fellow [[Britfag|limey]] [[Slut|slag]] '''Lily Phillips''', whom she beat to the punch for the esteemed "''Fucked 1000 Guys in a Day''" achievement.<br />
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==Before the Porn==<br />
Tia was born in 1999 of Stapleford, Nottinghamshire. She used to have a respectable job, being a finance recruiter for the NHS and was married. However in 2021 she divorced and regressed into whoredom. [[Cuckoldry|Her ex-husband even works behind the scenes in her “business”.]]<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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* [[AIDS]]<br />
* [[STD]]<br />
* [[British]]<br />
* [[Whore]]<br />
[[Category:2025]]<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
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{{Britfags}}</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Birdie&diff=1935853Birdie2025-10-24T00:56:38Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* See also */</p>
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{{breakingnews|HOLY SHIT!! Her roommate was a [[pedo]] and now she might become homeless!! }}<br />
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| <font style="color:#000000; font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big>'''HEY WATCH OUT NIGGERS!''' '''This fucking active lolcow loves drinking orange [[pussy]] and will never stop screeching about [[Incel|missing out]]. That means she won't be drinking [[fangirl|yours]] any time soon.</big></big><br/><br/>If she attracts [[The_Ranting_Community|ranters]] by whining about her shit [[Girl_Drama|love life]] again, tell her to [[Tubgirl|have more than a sip]].</big>'''<br/><br/><br />
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Birdie/Lucifer'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Sophia Harrington Saenz}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Washington]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''DOB'''|September 22nd 2004}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''deviantART'''|{{dauser|spritecranbirdie}}}}<br />
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[[Image:Birdie-ketchup3.png|thumb|right|x250px|[[Suicide|One day that won't be ketchup]], [[Zombie|but even death won't stop her.]]]]<br />
'''Birdie''', now known as '''LUCIFUR'''{{trans}}, is an [[Autism|autistic]] [[Borderline_personality_disorder|BPD-ridden]] {{age|2004|09|22}}-year old [[FTM|wannabe male]] [[Spics|spic]] who shits out horrible '[[Animation Meme|animations memes]]' and drawings so that her army of [[White_Knighting|fetuses]] can masturbate and reproduce in the depths of [[DeviantART|DeviantArt]], [[Google Plus|Google+]], [[Discord]] and [[YouTube|JewTube]]. While she is just one of the rape-loving hordes of teenage and tweenage menstruators who populate such sites and thus at first sight quite uninteresting, Birdie has decided to [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|stick out from the crowd]]. Thanks to this, almost every furry ranter on JewTube now has made a video on her. Despite being an Amerimutt and a disgusting [[Spics|spic]], she's had far more girlfriends than [[you]] will ever have but has similarly never actually got pussy. In fact, she has a mass of fangirls who want her strap-on in them which'll be somewhat helpful for her when her project of dysgenics enters its next phase.<br />
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==[[TL;DR]] sob story:==<br />
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[[Image:Shssobstory.png|thumb|center|x300px|Birdie's autobiography, available in all landfill sites. Alternatively you can watch a bunch of rants made by shrill-voiced [[furfags]].]]<br />
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==Origins of the Beast==<br />
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===The Womb she Crawled out of===<br />
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[[Image:Birdie-abusiveschool1.png|thumb|right|x260px|Teaching: doing it right.]]<br />
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Sophia was born to a [[Cuckoldry|cuckold]] and sucks off her stepfather. Her mother wouldn't stop pumping out children despite her early near-death being a warning. As a result, Birdie lives in a [[Incest|permanent bukkake]]. As a child, she was taught the right way by being abused in a special school after drawing her [[Murder|killing]] some fuck. Unfortunately, her mother pulled her out while she was dealing with two more kids who are now on the special spectrum. Another missed warning.<br />
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===The Screeching Begins===<br />
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Even the constant gangbanging in the Harrington household couldn't fill Sophia's tubes enough. In 2016, she decided it would be a good idea to make Jewtube videos of her generic drawings. Originally she wanted to be raped by [[Five Nights at Freddy's|Foxy]] and even named her account FoxyLover87. She began vomiting low budget videos featuring her Chica rip-off OC and her plushies, but after jacking off to [[Undertale|Sans]] she mutated into SansBirdie as did her main OC. Her most notable 'masterpieces' from this time are her contributions to the Fangirlpants series, featuring her OC and those of several other tweenage cocksleeves performing an unbridled circlejerk.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-FoxyLover87-1.png|thumb|right|x200px|Before skeleton cock. Totally not a shoddy Tony Crynight ripoff.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-Sansbirdie.png|thumb|right|x200px|After skeleton cock. Pretty much an omen.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Sb1.png|thumb|right|x200px|[[The_Boondocks|Having a nigger moment.]]]] </li><br />
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Stuck among thousands of other prepubescent children, Birdie became even hornier and decided to e-fuck a few other children including 'Rosey', 'Liliana the Fox' and '[[Kittydog]]'. None of these relationships lasted long [[Whore|due to her cuckqueaning the little shits]] - despite her already thinking about fucking her fuckbuddies' brains out. The breakups were already an overload for her subhuman brain, eventually resulting in her making this crap to express her [[virgin]] rage:<br />
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But the kittydog incident stuck out to the many people watching the drama the most. Birdie became obsessed with this Kittydog person around the ages of 12-13. She made videos about her a lot and told other Kittydog fan girls to an hero, because she was jealous of the attention they were giving her. Kittydog, also known as Zola Williams is a 21 year old furfag who “groomed” birdie into doing nsfw back when she was 14 and birdie was 12.<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Pretty Little Psycho' 'Meme'</b></big></big><br />
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Around the same time as our favourite mutt made this, she made 'psycho!birdie' to [[cry|vent out her frustrations]].<br />
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==Want a Cup of Orange Juice?==<br />
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It wasn't long before she crashed into another girl known as 'Fontik' (now known as Ribchills or Himeguts) at the time, who is known for overusing the color orange. Their relationship lasted a solid few months and it could've got on quite well, but Sophia had plenty of [[slut|other ideas]].<br />
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===Chicken Brent===<br />
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Birdie had fallen in love with [[Sleepykinq|Sleepykinq's]] main OC Mystery and began making porn of her own OC (Polly) doing a female's duty and getting absolutely fucked. Of course, the bitch wanted to show others and uploaded it to a public G+ account. In August 2017, Fontik found out from someone else about it and leaked it before breaking up with her. For some reason the [[FBI]] were busy shoving their cocks in someone else's butts so they didn't bother with this case.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Were you niggers...]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:BirdieThreesome.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|...really expecting...]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape.png|thumb|center|x200px|...anything different?]] </li><br />
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Birdie ''could'' have wised up but thought that sperging out would be a [[No|better idea]]. ''Again''. Thanks to that, onlookers were greeted with this shit:<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Wonderland' 'Meme'</b></big></big><br />
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Thanks to that, news of the Aspergerian episode spread through [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119103938/https://www.deviantart.com/pastelnebulee/journal/Birdie-Fontik-rant-scripto-703935430 Tartland] and JewTube, kicking off the serial milking of this uninteresting fuck's life all while the girl in question was threatening to an hero and starve herself like just about every other kid caught doing shit. Her screaming was only amplified after she found out that one of Fontik's exes (StixDust/Dogedust) teamed up with her former lover to make a 'Killing Birdie' video.<br />
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===Two Cups, One Retard===<br />
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The drama mostly subsided and Fontik reunited with Birdie but had kept the fact that she leaked the porn account a secret. She was also questioning whether she liked poontang and decided to settle for cock instead. After a month, Fontik broke off and told Birdie that she leaked Chicken Brent. As expected, Birdie threw a hissy fit and used another account called 'Strawberrix'. On JewTube she posted edgy vents and tried to make a shit ARG like all the cool kids were. So round she went again with yet another string of vents, of which this is just one example:<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Life Letters' 'Meme' (Rekt Thread Edition!)</b></big></big><br />
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On G+, she used the new account to try and dox Fontik and also whined about how she wanted the bitch to die. Within the space of a few days, she doxed herself too to try and [[Asking_for_it|get herself hurt]].<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrixleak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Fontik already released most of this information anyway.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrix1.png|thumb|center|x200px|More projection than a fucking movie theater.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Leak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Thanks for the powerword, dogfucker.]] </li><br />
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After that, an ex-girlfriend's friend found Sophia's mother and contacted her. As fucking expected, not much happened after she responded.<br />
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===The Assburgers Intensifies (Again)===<br />
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At this point Sophia was going nuts, and having made plenty of Jewgle accounts she turned them into her [[Multiple_personality_disorder|headmates]]. She usually went to her 'churro the ferret account' to vent and some people joined in (with one of the biggest vents being taken over by a couple of [[Pseudo-intellectual|intellectuals]] arguing about [[Philosophy|philosophy]] and [[Communism|communism]]).<br />
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{{cg|FUCK! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Self1.png|Demonstrating awareness. Still failing.<br />
Image:Self2.png|'I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TRUST ME'<br />
Image:Self3.png|New player entering the field.<br />
Image:Self4.png|Getting ready for the gangbang.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Self7.png|[[Tryhard|Tryhard.]]<br />
Image:Self5.png|7 screeching about Fontik.<br />
Image:Self6.png|Proof that Sophia is actually a [[India|vile pajeet]]. Also [[Go_fuck_yourself|selfcest]].<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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==Taking Stix Up The Ass (And Loads Of Cocks!)==<br />
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While Sophia was busy creating a new [[Mary_Sue|persona]], Stix had been hovering around the once-happy couple and after having flipflopped between trolling one or the other of them, the crazed bitch wanted some of the action. Sophia began dating Stix and although they seemed fine for a few days, Stix got tired and committed [[pseudocide]], coming back after three days during which Birdie made another vent about losing her next bodypillow. Even after she came back, the slut had already begun hooking up with a boy called 'Toxikai' (previously known as Chaotic Blue, himself a notorious figure among the tweenage swarms).<br />
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===Powerlevel 2: Get Back in the Womb (Because You Didn't Form Enough)===<br />
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Things were going smoothly to the surprise of many when Birdie's mother learned that Sophia shared the family's home address to Stix, who by now had already leaked it. 7 minutes of pure [[Lollercaust]] followed. ([[Nobody_cares|Ignore that other bitch in the video whining about her own anxiety.]])<br />
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<big><big><b>The Fateful Stream</b></big></big><br />
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Of course, even this wasn't enough for Birdie to take the fucking hint that she needed to [[GTFO]]. Nor were the multiplying rants.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Yet Another Warning Shot===<br />
<br />
Just as the power couple broke up due to Toxikai getting anxious and planning his next move in what he thought was a [[It_was_a_social_experiment|game]] of 17-dimensional danger wanking, Sophia went on the vent train <b>again</b>.<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Lone Digger' 'Meme'</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>5sF8STytelY</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
The cow got no chance to rest (good!) since Stix made it clear that she wasn't done with her [[Fun|fuckery]]: after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqV4uwtIYuA briefly invading one of Birdie's streams] she got her main channel taken down through flagging some of its videos. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119165257/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/journal/bye-bye-birdie-732252723 Birdie cried again] but this time she didn't sperg so much, which was another surprise. Her [[Wigger|mulatto]] ex-boyfriend had other ideas and took Stix's actions to a new level of autism, targeting the channels of other animators such as Sleepykinq with the help of [[skiddies]], forming the [[lies|fearsomely-named]] ''Troll Protection Group'' over [[Discord|Dicksword]] servers and G+. Just as the great scientists of the past predicted: fuck all happened. However, many in the 'animation' 'meme' 'community' screamed about it anyway. On Discord, a [[flame war]] began between Sophia's server, Stix's server and the TPG with spies being banned all over the place.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Goat's Revenge===<br />
<br />
Being a spic, Sophia probably has [[Islam|Muslamic]] blood in her and thus got served justice when another furry with a demon goat OC named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC27fDDXDWMxiZy3D6UBSieg QueenOfRants] and her friends deleted every channel in her Discord server after spamming it because her great-grandaddy fucked her mother. Another case of the fat punching bag being used properly.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-queenraid1.png|PREPARING [[Buttsecks|BUTTSECKS]]<br />
Image:Birdie-queenraid2.png|Only issue is that most kids love animu shit anyway.<br />
Image:Birdie-queenraid3.png|LOL PWNT<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Moar Vents!===<br />
<br />
Predictably, she got absurdly pissed off with Toxikai just like she did with all her other exes and spewed out more vents for ranters and aspies to hatewank to.<br />
<br />
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<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Twisted Firestarter!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>qEp9pR45vew</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>LOL FAK U</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>5sF8STytelY</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Moar Porn!===<br />
<br />
Around June 2018, Sophia was still dealing with the aftermath of the Chicken Brent fuckfest but thought that she'd do it all again - only this time with Polly being 9 years old rather than 13 and Mystery being 42 rather than around half that. Overall, there were two leaks and a third which was [[Bullshit|supposed to be a hoax]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW9.png|thumb|center|x200px|Cartoon furry hurtcore. It was bound to happen.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW11.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|When real people won't fuck you, try your skeleton toy until you bleed.]]<br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:NSFW5.png|thumb|center|x200px|From the second leak, ''right after she said she didn't draw Mystery x Polly''.]] </li><br />
</li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br />
After the first leak, Birdie tried to [[Cop-out|explain]] everything. The first reason she gave for birthing the lewds was that it was [[Furry_art|'anatomy practice']]. The second reason is the look on her old 'Lasagna Bird' talk sprites's face at 1:56:<br />
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<big><big><b>I TOTALLY DON'T LOVE COCKS I SWEAR</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>C9LvLxAf-Gw</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Night Night, Bitch.===<br />
<br />
Another lollercoaster ride happened in June when Sophia threatened to off herself ''once more'' when her stepfather told her to quit bitching at 3 AM.<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>DO IT FAGGOT</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>FrCEbWCP8BM</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
{{quote|You don't know what I'm capable of!}}<br />
<br />
===Sophia Becomes a [[Camwhore]]===<br />
<br />
In July, she bumped into 'Maddie' (aka 'Goku') who appeared to be a [[nice_guy|cool bloke]] and gave her info on Riggs and then asked her to record video calls in which she proudly displayed her [[The_Blue_Waffle|grossly-infected vulva]] to her new degenerate partner in crime. Her excuse was that her cunt had become a [[period|bloody pressure hose]] and this made her horny (confirming the obvious as usual). Some time after her [[Slaves|friends]] drove Maddie away, she whined about how she had made around two months worth of these calls, once almost every night, and felt forced to do so because he was threatening to an hero. The aftermath? Her stepfather changed her main Discord account password and she was locked out.<br />
<br><br><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Maddie1.png|In other words, this was work experience.<br />
Image:Maddie2.png|Where's that fucking violin?<br />
Image:Maddie3.png|Yet another taste of [[Feminism]].<br />
Image:Maddie4.png|A taste of her own [[jenkem]].<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br><br><br />
===Sophia Becomes Legion...?===<br />
<br />
Even this new blow to her online life couldn't stop her. A friend made another Discord account for her and while talking to her 'friends' she used it to organise a skiddie gang of her own: the 'GTPG' (with the G probably standing for Gay). By this time Toxikai had become Riggs, and Birdie's group targeted him and some other insignificant sod called 'Ezra'. She eventually got her main Discord account back and almost immediately resumed posting, bragging to others about her plans:<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdieskiddie.png|thumb|center|x300px|Her minions have a lot of loyalty for hired guns.]]<br />
<br />
Sophia also found out that Riggs had [[Internet_stalking|known her since 2016]] and had [[Rule_34|got his hands dirty.]]<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Sophia [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|Disregards and Sucks Cocks]]===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Horrible nsfw art.png|thumb|right|x240px|Only Birdie would like anorexic racoon dong.]]<br />
'''Guess what?''' All of this anti-Riggs crap was a distraction and she was dating him the whole time in secret. It was only a matter of time before she went public.<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-riggssecret.png|thumb|center|300px|How unexpected!]]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Soon such a teen pregnancy will be real.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>W3c121fuLmg</youtube></div><br />
</div></div><br />
<br />
<br><br><br><br><br />
<br />
==Forget Cups, Time For A Swimming Pool!==<br />
<br />
[[Image:BirdiehatefucksFontik.png|thumb|right|x200px|She'd imagine doing similar shit but out of love less than a year after posting this.]]<br />
<br />
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| bgcolor=#000000|[[Image:Orangecunt.gif|100px]]<br />
| style="padding:10px; color: black; font-weight: bold;"|<span style="color: white; font-size: 125%">WARNING!</span><br />[[Wiz_Khalifa|BLACK AND ORANGE<br> BLACK AND ORANGE<br>BLACK AND ORANGE<br>BLACK AND ORANGE]]<br />
|}<br />
Despite all this shit, Sophia had long developed a Fontik obsession after getting [[Nostalgia|nostalgic]] about the girl sucking her clit back in 2017 - in fact, she was in love with this old idea of what the girl was like since they first met. After breaking up with Riggs a second time, her lust exploded once again. Unfortunately it didn't give her 72 Fontik-shaped virgins. Thus began the most autistic part of her boring saga.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Before August 2018===<br />
<br />
By this point Sophia had already made countless vents about her elusive fleshy sex doll - either because she loved her or because she wanted to beat the shit out of her for giving her what she deserved. She had built a universe involving silhouettes called 'memories' representing herself and her past lovers, with Fontik taking on a deep orange color. Another universe featuring both her and Fontik's characters (known as ''Torturing Birdie'') began as an abysmally boring vent series and had spawned a 'proper' story involving some vagina-fitted [[Rick_and_Morty|Rick Sanchez]] ripoff and a (literal) fusion character in eternal [[buttsecks]] with itself because the bint couldn't add up the numbers during [[Eugenics|an experiment]].<br />
<br />
<div style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 100%;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 520px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>''Torturing Birdie''</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 510px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>vs3UeNGrThA</youtube><br />
<youtube>rculRNfquFc</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 310px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Some other shit</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 300px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Log428M_3Gs</youtube><br />
<youtube>qMwuBh6FLg0</youtube><br />
<youtube>RTaYhlkUsvo</youtube><br />
<youtube>T0DxJsC5ED4</youtube><br />
<youtube>7Q5Hnvns2xw</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===In at the Deep End Already!===<br />
<br />
In late August, while fucking another dildo-with-legs from her school called 'Wormy' (whom she broke up with after around a day), Sophia released more information about just how much she wanted to cum inside Fontik.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-himeobsessionupdate.png<br />
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Birdie-liestorc.png<br />
Birdie-himekidnap.png<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<br><br><br />
===Releasing Her Inner [[Sand_niggers|Sandnigger]]===<br />
<br />
In September she suddenly designed and released a ref of some horrible goat character called 'Mura', most likely through divine inspiration from Allah. It caused a wave of lulz on DA but some sensitive pricks got it [[Realitysquared|taken down.]]<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdiemura.png|Haram.<br />
Image:Birdie-murafuckingacorndog.png|How females ''really'' prepare food.<br />
Image:Birdie-murafuckingasign.gif|[[Unfunny|That's one way to put it.]]<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Moar Stix Up The Ass!===<br />
<br />
Sophia had already long thought that Fontik would turn back into a [[Bisexual|half-dyke]] and beg Stix to railroad her again. So she made even more vents, this time featuring her [[conspiracy theory]] over the next few months. She also bitched about it elsewhere, such as on Discord.<br />
<br />
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<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Exhibit A</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>MVaTqOSuxy8</youtube></div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Exhibit B</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>DxzXs8_xWAo</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-stixxedold.png|Dude, it'll happen. Any time now. Trust me.<br />
Image:Birdie-stixxedold2.png|Too fast to be true. (Spoiler: they still haven't pegged each other since meeting Birdie.)<br />
Image:BirdieJournalvent1.png|A journal entry from her private G+ collections - which Fontik leaked [[Lulz|for the lulz]].<br />
Image:Stixxed.png|Paranoia ''and'' a cuckquean's jealousy. A right old pick'n'mix.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
She also produced even more vents about being [[forever alone]] as if [[Truth|all her previous ones didn't mean shit]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren1.png|thumb|center|x100px|PLS]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren4.png|thumb|center|x100px|LET]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren3.png|thumb|center|x100px|ME]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren2.png|thumb|center|x100px|RAEP]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren5.png|thumb|center|x100px|YOU]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren6.png|thumb|center|x100px|SUGARTITS]]</li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
When she realised she was a desperate [[sick fuck]] who'd do anything for Fontik to perform a woman's job in the bedroom, she tried to say that she realised she needed to grow some ovaries and stop throwing tantrums.<br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Worse than Britney Spears!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Y8SNyRa0LQk</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Dropped Something? (Let's Hope it's the Soap!)===<br />
<br />
Birdie was already mass-producing drawings of her filling Fontik's labyrinth but she wanted to go the extra mile. She created a Birdie x Fontik comic called ''I Dropped My Tortilla'', which featured her delivering [[rape|glorious raep]]. Except it wasn't that glorious because she only managed [[Cunnilingus|oral.]]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt1.png|thumb|center|x100px|OMNOMNOM DEMON MONSTER THING PUSSY]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt2.png|thumb|center|x100px|Details lifted out for [[blind]] cocksuckers.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt3.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|What Fontik should've done long ago.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt4.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|She can't even surprise sex right.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt5.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|The cover. The whole thing comes free with her autobiography!]] </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
It turned out this wasn't even the worst of it. Some cowfucker called 'Garbage' tried performing a [[E-psychiatry|dumb experiment]] hoping that they'd drag even more sick shit out of her and see just how far she'd go while totally trying to wrap up the end of the story with a [[Moralfag|moral]] message to excuse themselves.<br />
<br />
{{cg|Garbage in...|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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</gallery>|<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Birdie-idmtg4.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg5.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg6.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg7.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg8.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg9.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg10.png<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br />
The results: [[rape|she loved all of it]] [[Asking_for_it|and was begging for more]], meaning that Garbage had only made the entire thing even worse. However, after they too got angry with her, they managed to reveal even more of Sophia's [[FanFiction|fanfiction]] for everyone else to kek at.<br />
<br />
{{cg|...garbage out.|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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Birdie-idmt-2.png<br />
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Birdie-idmt-4.png<br />
</gallery>|<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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Birdie-idmt-6.png<br />
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</gallery>}}<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Neither [[Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome|T.I.T.S.]] Nor GTFO===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Faketranny.png|thumb|right|x260px|Retarded at even being retarded.]]<br />
<br />
When none of her tricks to get Fontik to bone her worked, Sophia decided to copy Pinocchio as well as every other girl on DA and become a [[Manchild|real boy]] simply because Fontik remained straight (and was in fact coming out the other end of her own tranny phase) and she thought she could fuck Fontik before Stix would. First, Sophia threw out her 'girly' toys and began wearing shorts instead of skirts (truly the essence of being a man). She also [[Transformation|changed her fursona]] into ''a fucking demon goat of all things'' to further [["Prophet"_Muhammad|Muhammad's]] delight before [[Tumblr|switching pronouns]] and then tried making her own binder when she wasn't dicing her arm.<br />
<br />
{{cg|Planning a trip to Thailand?|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Trans1.png|Mind feeding them to [[Niggers|hungry Africans]]?<br />
Image:Trans2.png|Another blockbuster's worth of projection.<br />
Image:Trans3.jpg|They're not wrong.<br />
Image:Trans4.png|Her mother doing something right.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Trans5.png|How uncharitable of her.<br />
Image:Trans6.jpg|Are you sure about that?<br />
Image:Trans7.jpg|If so, Stix ain't wrong either.<br />
Image:Trans9.jpg|MASSIVE FUCKING SURPRISE.<br />
Image:Trans10.png|Boo fucking hoo.<br />
Image:Trans11.png|Two fucking days after she said she was over her.<br />
Image:Trans12.png|Demonstrating the size of her dream strap-on.<br />
Image:Trans13.jpg|Nigga better have health insurance.<br />
Image:Birdie-transnotsure.png|So much for all that, retard.<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Sophia Fails at Basic Online Security (AGAIN!)===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-passwoo.png|thumb|right|x200px|She should've noted the [[Jewish]] hand-rubbing.]]<br />
<br />
As if leaking her home address wasn't dumb enough, she had briefly become friends with Fontik once more and they decided to swap DA passwords. Minor shitposting went on and shit was fine. However, she shared her G+ account with Fontik thinking that the same would come of it. Things went fine again until...<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-dannydevito.jpg|Nigga gonna get [[Hollywood|#metooed.]]<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
In short, Fontik gave Stix access to the account and the mad cunts renamed the account from 'niggly wiggly' to 'niggly devito', replaced Sophia's private G+ collections with images of some unfunny [[wop]] and defaced the page. Geeeeeet fucked.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Stix-ing A Dick In It===<br />
<br />
Around November, Sophia thought it was a good idea to make another damage control video. <br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>This shit. Again.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>ggG7FbBx8qs</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
[[Image:Spritecranbirdie.png|thumb|right|Like with all raeps, [http://archive.vn/ohyjK she ended up enjoying it.]]]<br />
<br />
The truth was that a gradually-weakening friendship between Birdie, Stix, some other dyke called 'Capslock' and many more bags of hormones (but not Fontik) had persisted. That ended swiftly when the world's fattest cumbucket began to vent all over again and no-one gave a fuck, signalling the start of many of her former fangirls getting disillusioned and plotting against her (though a few would prove to still kiss her ass). She threatened to slice herself and someone told her to [[STFU]] - which she did only after scuttling off and throwing a hissy fit. But again, Stix wasn't done. She correctly guessed Sophia's DA password and brought Caps along with her to spray some [[Forced_meme|Sprite Cranberry]] related shit all over her page. Many kids referred to this as the 'hacking drama' because they don't use [[Lunix|Linux]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-hacking.png|Glorious.<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-quickly.png|Want some?<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-roleplay_5.png|Quick! Everyone godmode!<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-ds.png|Bitches being bitches.<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-why_do_I_find_this_funny.png|Getting bored.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
Keeping up tradition, Sophia went [[RAGE|apeshit.]]<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>SPOILER ALERT! SHE ''DOES'' CARE!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>yD17mex0Axo</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
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Unfortunately none of this was able to get Sophia to really fuck off. Even a Discord server raid from Stix and Caps couldn't do the trick, nor did [http://archive.vn/YiFGu some stupid petition] that Stix began. The new dyke duo in town got together with Fontik, with the latter creating a Google Drive folder dedicated to the shit she faced for the last year and half and the former two spreading news on YouTube and starting another flame war to get her to fuck off.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Sanity? Overrated!===<br />
<br />
For her next trick, Sophia pulled some more headmates out of her ass and got extra pity points for it.<br />
<br />
[[File:Birdie-Headmates.jpg|thumb|Just waiting to be Rule 34-ed - [https://web.archive.org/web/20190121204910/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/art/a-hamily-782085925 at least she's on the perfect site for it.]]]<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
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</gallery></div><br />
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<br><br />
<br />
===A Way Out===<br />
<br />
Of course, since she was up against a bunch of other worthless girls whose strength broke down like their womb linings, she got what she wanted. Fontik tried to use herself as [[Jailbait|leverage]] for Sophia to get a life but Stix and Caps knew what was happening and cut ties with her, with Stix [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AlWj_0_0S0 bitching] about how long the [[spastic]] tango was lasting (almost two years by this time). [[Lonely|Deserted]], Fontik contracted [[Stockholm syndrome]] and began dating Birdie once more using an alt account after [[Alcohol|drowning her woes]]. Sophia could've turned her fail into a [[Fail_to_Win|huge win]] and had a shot at bagging herself her favorite human bodypillow.<br />
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<div class="blink" style="font-size: 4.1em; line-height: 0.8em; margin: 15px; text-align:center;"><br />
<div style="color:#FF7701;"><b>GUESS WHAT CUMGUZZLERS!!!</b></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
Fontik found out that Birdie had tried slicing and sewing her name into her arm.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:BirdieCuts1.jpg|Her girl cave isn't her only source of blood.<br />
Image:BirdieCuts2.png|[[THE_BEST|The best]] forensic reconstruction on the planet.<br />
Image:BirdieCuts3.jpg|Caps doing her lulzy duty.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
As soon as she knew that Fontik was onto her yet again, Birdie thought it would be a good idea to frame Fontik about some porn that she supposedly drew without her permission while they were hatefucking.<br />
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<big><big><b>Hey, she wanted it! Really!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>_PmwKeHequo</youtube></div><br />
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<big><big><b>Darth Vader's take.</b></big></big><br />
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</ul></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-himeframed1.jpg|For once it wasn't rape.<br />
Image:Birdie-himeframed2.jpg|Nope, forget that, it's twice now.<br />
Image:Birdie-himeframed3.jpg|HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
Fontik managed to do even more damage, though (yet she still didn't do enough). Sophia tried to bait her again and gave her the link to yet another vent channel she made called 'SafePlace'. This time she foresaw the leaks and removed all the videos after around a day, putting up another one to taunt everyone else who found the channel. Unfortunately Fontik had already downloaded the videos and they were leaked as usual. Stix mirrored them on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg a shitpost channel.]<br />
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<big><big><b>ROFL SHE'S GONNA DO A DOGEDUST</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>OEA_ROJcxfE</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
===Swapping Oranges for Tangerines===<br />
<br />
After the framing failed miserably, Fontik took another dive into the [[Nawlins|hurricane]] and gave her yet another dose of cold hard reality.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-himeroast1.png|GET<br />
Birdie-himeroast2.png|YOUR<br />
Birdie-himeroast3.png|FAT<br />
Birdie-himeroast4.png|ASS<br />
Birdie-himeroast5.png|OFF<br />
Birdie-himeroast6.png|TEH<br />
Birdie-himeroast7.png|INTERBUTTS<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
Birdie revived her dormant 'SophiaLuigi7' Fontik fangirl account, scrubbed all the old videos and started posting again - except it was actually Fontik posting the videos because Sophia had given her access to the account to try and bait her. Then Sophia pulled out ''yet another voice'' that she had started making up at the start of January and even made a fursona for it. To no-one's surprise, this new persona looked almost exactly like one of Fontik's old drawings of herself. Worse still, just like Churro, it became her new [[Waifu|'girlfriend']].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-carol1.jpg|[[Gambling|Place your bets on what's gonna happen.]]<br />
Birdie-carol2.png|[[Unrealistic_expectations|The dream.]]<br />
Birdie-caroltruthart.png|The reality. (Not made by Birdie.)<br />
Birdie-carolbutitshimeguts.png|An alternative rendition in case you're [[Retard|slow.]]<br />
Birdie-kibbles.png|Uninteresting color choice.<br />
Birdie-carol3.jpg|Nobody saw that shit coming at all.<br />
Birdie-carol4.jpg|Wrong, it's just you.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
At the same time she began spreading shit about Fontik's unusual methods of trolling, projecting her obsession onto Fontik in a [[Sarcasm|totally unprecedented move]] and then staging a [[Chris_Crocker|Chris Crocker]] for herself.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit1.png|thumb|center|x200px|She is what she'll always have: a pussy.]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another day at the box office. Grab your popcorn.]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit3.png|thumb|center|x200px|How could she forget that 'no' always means 'yes'?]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-posthimeroast.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another sequel out in a matter of days. Still not as explosive as a [[Michael_Bay|Michael Bay]] film.]]</li><br />
</ul></div><br />
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<big><big><b>SHE'S A HUMAN! (Well, not quite.)</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Y4DgIuYfP6M</youtube></div><br />
</div></li><br />
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<big><big><b>Guess where the inspiration came from.</b></big></big><br />
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</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Approaching the Deadline===<br />
<br />
Sophia had finally wised up to Fontik and had now rendered her efforts to get even more shit out of her a complete failure, profiting in almost the same way as Chris-chan himself only with a growing army of [[Zombies|unironic fangirls]] competing for her vaginal fluids. Fontik began screeching and used several alts on Discord to get to Birdie, but she had blocked all of her accounts. After Caps sent her mother an email, Fontik didn't stop wailing and leaked one of her own vent accounts to demonstrate just how much of a loser she was, breaking the trust of many of her supporters and throwing even more ammo to Sophia's army. After hearing about this freakout, Stix [[lol|cut herself]] and Caps went for her own neck (not just because the cycle was happening ''again'' but because she was a [[Lonely|failure in general]]). Many other onlookers were screaming because they were also a bunch of weak motherfuckers who pretended they were shocked because they thought they had nothing better to do. As for Sophia herself, she was still planning to carry out what she should've done a long time ago.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-febsuicide.jpg|It won't work because she weighs too much.<br />
Image:Birdie-rerosuicide.png|He's right you know.<br />
Image:Birdie-febsuicide2.jpg|Are you sure you're not sure?<br />
Image:Birdie-suicideconfirmed.png|O SHI-<br />
</gallery></div><br />
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<big><big><b>Again, DO IT FAGGOT.</b></big></big><br />
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</div><br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-himeretrospective.jpg|thumb|center|700px|If it's just about Fontik, why would she not just include orange but also yellow, purple and blue - respectively the colors used to represent herself, Stix and Riggs?]]<br />
<br />
Unsurprisingly, Sophia [[Pussy|called off her suicide]] and instead went on the [http://archive.vn/BNPMw apology] train.<br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
==The Fallout==<br />
<br />
Birdie's relevance and her attention-seeking would be absolutely fucking nothing if it wasn't for her place among the swarms of [[fucktards]] whom she swims among. Without them all of this would be [[Typical|typical]] [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|shit that no-one cares about.]]<br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===The Supporting Cast===<br />
<br />
If by now you don't know about the other main players in Birdie's uninteresting saga, lucky you! Here's a [[Wikia|rundown]] of the lot, all of whom are SNCA and therefore don't need an entire article about them (just yet, since some of them could set off a whole new lollercoaster).<br />
<br />
*Fontik/RibChills/Himeguts is to Sophia what a healthy social life is to [[you]]. Just like the way in which many loners secretly envy normality whether they love it [[R9gay|or hate it,]] she's always wanted to grab Fontik's pussy despite sometimes also wanting to string her up. As a person, Fontik is weak and masturbates to terrible artists like Sleepykinq but has often used her influence over Sophia to create and spread massive lulz.<br />
<br />
*DogeDust/StixDust/SecretSini is a slightly stronger [[aspie]] and much lulzier troll than Fontik, but as far as Birdie is concerned she's still trying to steal Fontik from her. Even when she says she wants out of the drama, she will still gossip and shitpost about Sophia, even going as far as doing a more accurate job with her 'memory' characters. When she's not being a troll or drawing porn, she's sticking her [[E-penis|e-dick]] in a toaster and venting about how terrible she is. No-one cares.<br />
<br />
[[File:Birdie-stixmemories.png|center|thumb|550px|She's totally not obsessed with this boring crap. Trust me.]]<br />
<br />
*Chaotic Blue/Toxikai/Riggs is a wannabe skiddie leader who has a long past of causing freakouts among the hive of diseased teenage girls. If he's not [[Top_Gear|screeching about cars]], ERPing with jailbait or acting like a lost EDiot on G+, he's organising schemes which he promises will [[Internet_Tough_Guy|DESTROY THE COMMUNITY AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED]]. All of his tricks are [[Abortion|aborted]] sooner or later. This particular chad has been hovering around Sophia since [[2016]] was on its deathbed.<br />
<br />
*CAPSLOCK/Caps is some bitch who once whiteknighted a lot for Birdie as a friend and then dated Stix afterwards. Not interesting at all.<br />
<br />
*Maddie/Goku is the virgin loner who got nude calls from Sophia almost every day for two months through basic bitch manipulation. Her friends supposedly chased him off, but he has been slightly close by since then.<br />
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<br><br><br />
<br />
===The Fetus Army===<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>The Birdie Fan Theme Song.</b></big></big><br />
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</div><br />
<br />
A quick look through Sophia's G+ and DA profiles let alone the wider internet will reveal plenty of children offering up their Discord usernames and [[Girl_on_the_Internet_Syndrome|pastel-colored genitals]] to their queen, defending her and making terrible 'art' for her. What's more, because of Sophia's influence among the hordes of other girls, many end up [[Copypasta|copying]] her mental illnesses and many of her other features!<br />
<br />
{{cg|Open the floodgates!|Birdie|center||<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Nonono_stop.png|Minimal style, minimal IQ.<br />
Image:Birdiefanart2.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/believer2007/art/I-Am-Bored-So-I-Did-This-Thing-775725785 Off to the Museum of Regrets.]<br />
Image:Birdiefanart3.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/tattletail25/art/Sexy-Mi-3-Birdie-768613164 Why do people can't understand?]<br />
Image:Birdiefanart4.jpg|[https://www.deviantart.com/valu-chely/art/I-like-her-so-yeah-748408792 Her cunt's not yours, but her stepdad's.]<br />
Image:Birdiefanart7.jpg|The kid who made this crap became a vocal whiteknight. Surprising? No.<br />
Image:Birdiefan1.png|[[LURK_MOAR|LURK MOAR FAGGOT]]<br />
Image:Birdie-fandemons1.jpg|Yup, they're even sharting out 'voices' too.<br />
Image:Birdie-fandemons2.jpg|dUDE IM JUST LIKE HIM!!!!<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br />
Before the planned February suicide, some DA whiteknights became especially vicious. One tough [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonicfag]] in particular (Nakkurussu) found the shitstorm around Birdie after [http://archive.vn/ZRWIo making a group] to fight such injustice. He [http://archive.vn/3aa1c got tired] but [http://archive.vn/QMIGv came back quickly.]<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-wk1.jpg|INFIDELS!<br />
Image:Birdie-wk3.png|[http://archive.vn/t5mzp A former Birdie fangirl takes on someone who won't lurk.]<br />
Image:Birdie-wkn2.jpg|Same thread, and look who's here in his shimmering armor.<br />
Image:Birdie-wkn3.jpg|[http://archive.vn/TYUGE Spoiler: IT'S BEHIND YOU FAGGOT.]<br />
Image:Birdie-wkn4.jpg|Nakku will never be [[Chris_Hansen|Chris Hansen.]]<br />
Image:Birdie-wk4.png|Another proof that retardation is contagious.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
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<br><br><br />
<br />
===Honourable Mention: Gencive===<br />
<br />
None of the above came close to a tween called Gencive/Sicily that Hime discovered on some unimportant boring 'art' site. She runs three accounts there and wants to fondle Birdie, Hime, Stix and several other whores.<br />
<br />
{{cg|Got deja-vu?|Birdie|center||<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Birdiefan2.png|Birdie's [[AIDS|STDs]] have clearly already spread to [https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202051/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery this patient].<br />
Image:Birdiefan3.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203225/https://www.pixilart.com/art/m-a-n-i-p-u-l-a-t-o-r-c1e3c7fbeb102e7 Already it looks terminal.]<br />
Image:Birdiefan4.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202913/https://www.pixilart.com/art/wowie-dadc37f99202cf8 Doesn't she know what every EDiot's attitude to raep is?]<br />
Image:Birdiefan5.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203703/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery/album/oh-hannah-30263 She's also dropping Mexicunt food.]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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<br><br />
<br />
===IT WUZ A [[Game_Theory|BURDEE FEOWEEEEEEEEE]]===<br />
<br />
Search 'Birdie rants' on JewTube you [[lazy]] faggots. It speaks for itself: every fucking Jew shit with a microphone and a fursona wants to weigh in on this [[Star_Wars|Jabba the Hut]] double's (lack of a) life. Very few of them manage to even carry out a [[Philosopher_Attack|philosopher attack]] no matter how hard they try.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! What they say. !! What they mean.<br />
|-<br />
| Don't harass Birdie! || [[Fuck_Her_Right_In_The_Pussy|FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY]]<br />
|-<br />
| She's only 14, she'll learn. || I mean, look at me! [[Abortion|I turned out fine!]]<br />
|-<br />
| Stop feeding her with attention. || Give me the fucking views instead, bitch.<br />
|-<br />
| Birdie is horrible and should die. || Ignore my fat ass.<br />
|-<br />
| She made this community horrible! || I don't bother to get off my ass and lurk.<br />
|-<br />
| Making an ED article is taking it too far you troll shits. || I am what's between my thighs and I'm on my period.<br />
|-<br />
| She's not far off from everyone else here. || [[Captain_Obvious|I really had nothing better to say.]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Of course, one could simply replace 'Birdie' with any other child furry and the effect would be exactly the fucking same to literally no-one's surprise. However, many of the ranters ''do'' seem shocked that things like this happen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwexgPea2o and even make videos about the rants themselves.]<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>Case study: niggers with bird flu.</b></big></big><br />
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<div style="width: 295px; text-align:center; display: inline-block"><youtube>sWEtRwhz4SM</youtube></div><br />
<div style="width: 295px; text-align:center; display: inline-block"><youtube>su1rv7WPhHU</youtube></div><br />
<div style="width: 295px; text-align:center; display: inline-block"><youtube>P8QVC6bAttg</youtube></div><br />
<div style="width: 295px; text-align:center; display: inline-block"><youtube>wNvxjI-7VtY</youtube></div><br />
<div style="width: 295px; text-align:center; display: inline-block"><youtube>gNEDJuhgoWM</youtube></div><br />
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</div> </li></div><br />
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<br><br />
<br />
===Fanservice===<br />
[[File:Birdie-fangirlsreaction.gif|center|600px]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-sooubs.jpg|thumb|center|400px|[http://archive.vn/2xUJL In case you still thought she wasn't aware.]]]<br />
<br />
Sophia hasn't been entirely unaware of the drunken masses and for a time seemed to want to be rid of her haters and her fangirls alike - besides those fangirls whom she keeps in her increasingly-clandestine [[hugbox|Discord server]].<br />
<br />
Of course, when she's met with the reality of the community she's in, she doesn't seem so diplomatic. Her reactions to her own fangirls reek of iron more than her menstrual blood does. One particularly lulzy example of this was when she dissed one of the biggest of these former fangirls (some boring 'animator' called Allison) who had gone nuts over her and even made a bootleg Polly in her vents. Some, like Allison, only saw the light of [[Raptor_Jesus|His Jurassicness]] after the flame wars of December 2018.<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>Movie Night! Once More!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>ImqthfrPkAQ</youtube></div><br />
</div></li><br />
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<big><big><b>A Sincere Thanks.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>x_hQthlOvH4</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
Another example is her hypocritical reaction to yet another mulatto shit who used her character in a useless fanfic where his main character dated Polly despite it being one month after the newest Mystery x Polly image at the time!<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-timstanfanart1.jpg|Boring crap.<br />
Birdie-timstancynnamix.jpg|Really fucking unoriginal.<br />
Birdie-timstanreaction1.jpg|'When I do the same, it's absolutely fine!'<br />
Birdie-timstanreaction2.png|Sophia's lack of literacy shows again.<br />
Birdie-timstanvent.jpg|The consequences of not lurking moar.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Her Biggest Whiteknight===<br />
<br />
...happens to be her stepfather himself, Robert.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-robert1.png|If Sophia's the projector, he's the director.<br />
Image:Birdie-robert2.png|[[NO_U|LEAVE MY KID ALONE!!!!!11!!]]<br />
Image:Birdie-capstorobert.png|Caps screaming her head off.<br />
Image:Birdie-robert3.jpg|It really does run in the family, eh?<br />
Image:Birdie-capsraepsrobert.jpg|If an underage furfag with a [[vagoo]] is [[Pwnt|owning]] you, [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|that should tell you something]].<br />
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While Robert was right about everyone being a sensitive prick, he only proved that he was sucking his stepdaughter's inflamed labia and didn't want to [[Parenting|parent]] his kid [[Child_abuse|the right way]]. Though he loves to point out that everyone else's kid isn't schooled, [[Irony|guess who didn't get much of an education herself.]]<br />
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===Failtrolls===<br />
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Explosive drama among children is nothing new, nor is [[Fake_News|fake news]]. While Stix got troll's remorse and Toxikai also eventually pussied out, many n00b trolls couldn't even [[ALLCAPS|capitalise]] on this lolcow's spiraling notoriety and didn't manage to inflict massive [[butthurt]].<br />
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*'AnonSatan' posed as Sophia on [https://web.archive.org/web/20190127101020/https://www.deviantart.com/anonsatan/gallery/ DA] and [http://archive.vn/SskST G+], releasing a bunch of drawings in late 2018. It caused a brief and small surge of lulz but they got found out.<br />
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Birdie-anonsatanbtfo.jpg|At least you tried.<br />
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*Another kid called 'Chara' (probably also AnonSatan) [http://archive.vn/0uTT5 posted a blurred piece of incest porn on G+]. Except it was traced from several pieces of old art. They revealed an unblurred version and got instantly mocked.<br />
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Birdie-charabtfo.jpg|''There's'' the proof, faggot.<br />
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==Did you know...==<br />
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*Stix wasn't the only recipient of her address and her fans have actually sent her dedicated fan packages because 'shes going tHROUGH A HARD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!'? (Shout out to [[User:Gregheffley|some]] [[13-year-old boy]] for potentially putting ED into legal danger with regards to doxing minors. Fuck off and lurk.)<br />
*Despite leaking so much stuff about herself, she hates her details being shared and wants people to stop contacting her parents?<br />
*Her mother is obsessed with glass cunts?<br />
*Her shit's now a favourite target for [[Pedophilia|'minor-attracted people']] who post [https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Birdie/1 their slop] on [[Paheal]] and Tumblr?<br />
*She hates her NSFW character references being shared around? (Scroll down for a large number of them!)<br />
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<br />
== 2024-2025 nonsense ==<br />
Here we go again like a merry go round. Basically, after mostly disappearing in 2021, she returned in 2024, causing massive chimpouts against her to happen worldwide.<br />
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Also, their roomate, a youtuber called Synnibear03, got in trouble for sending sexual messages and images to a 14 year old. Synnibear is 20 and similar stuff happened to them at 14.<br />
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[[Just A Robot]] got in trouble for defending synibear and simping for her.<br />
<br />
==The Hall of Lame==<br />
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Birdie-LLB2.png|In both of their dreams.<br />
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Birdie-Marsh3.png|Made by Marsha, a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] MAP. If only Nakku met her.<br />
Birdie-MaddieNSFW2.png|Featuring Maddie and two of her personae.<br />
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Birdie-JuneNSFW19.jpg|Sooner or later, everyone makes [[hentai]].<br />
Birdie-JuneNSFW20.jpg|15 seconds before allahu akbar.<br />
Birdie-Stixxedyetagain.png|Even Stix had some fun.<br />
Birdie-kittydognsfw.png|...and so did Kittydog.<br />
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Birdiedrawings-DSC00373.jpg|Sums everything up nicely.<br />
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Birdie-crushat6.png|Whores always start out early.<br />
Birdie-lesbianghostvampires.png|With an imagination like that, she could've got a job [[Adult_Swim|somewhere]].<br />
Birdie-rapefetish.png|Didn't you figure it out by now?<br />
Birdie-rapefetish2.png<br />
Birdieyesyouare.png|[[Not|Denial.]]<br />
Birdie-jan2019.png|Her future, only without wrinkles.<br />
Birdie-2017-ish.png|Yes, that's a 12-year-old. Not a 40-something.<br />
Birdie-girlsyrup.png<br />
Birdie-selfcest1.png|She didn't stop with the selfcest either.<br />
Birdie-selfcest2.png<br />
Birdie-bitebetrayal.png|Her sister did nothing wrong. Just like [[Hitler]].<br />
Birdie-vent1.jpg|Moar denial.<br />
Birdie-rapejoke.jpg|[[Freedom_of_speech|That's not how it works.]]<br />
Birdie-itsjustporn.png|At least she's being objective.<br />
Birdie-wkattack.png|For [[Narnia]]!<br />
Obsessed_bitch.png|Holding a plush of one of Fontik's OCs and wearing a mask inspired by Fontik's vents.<br />
Birdie-exes.png|Some of her oldest exes.<br />
Birdie-Idontcareaboutyoutrannydance.gif|Now you can use this shit too.<br />
Birdie-drawingshimeleftgangrene.jpg<br />
Birdie-drawingshimelefttpose.jpg<br />
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Birdie-october2018retrospective.png|OH NO I HAVE TITS!!!!1!<br />
Birdie-himevent.png<br />
Birdie-parents1.png|Next time, use a belt.<br />
Birdie-parentsknifemask.png|Trying to be a niglet.<br />
Birdie-anotherknifevent.png<br />
Birdie-redvent.png<br />
Birdie-infectedvent.png|Many people wish.<br />
Birdie-himelbvent.gif|BEGONE THOT.<br />
Birdie-knifevent.png|ME CUTE KNIFEY GURL!<br />
Birdie-dramadream.png<br />
Birdie-wendyvent.png<br />
Birdie-lovemepls7vent.png|For once, something she ''didn't'' upload...?<br />
Birdie-littlemistakevent.png|She ain't wrong for once.<br />
Birdie-sophiain2017.png|Simpler times.<br />
Birdie-kittydog.png|She wasn't done shitting on her.<br />
Birdie-murareturns.png<br />
Birdie-october262018.png<br />
Birdie-october2620182.png|Aaaaand another forced meme is born.<br />
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<br />
==Will Birdie ever change?==<br />
Obviously not, since mental retardation is classified as the inability to learn.<br />
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==Trolling Birdie==<br />
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[[Image:Birdie-purblefanfic.png|thumb|right|x260px|Say hi to Sophia's new cock socket!]]<br />
*'Misgender' her. (No trannies will give a shit because she's [[Transtrender|faking it anyway.]])<br />
*Find her vent accounts, then download and leak the videos.<br />
*Keep telling her mother or her sister about all her crap.<br />
*Make accurate rants on her. There's no excuses now.<br />
*Be one of her exes (especially Fontik or Stix).<br />
*Mirror her old videos.<br />
*Pejoratively label her art as being [[anime]]. She hates it because [[DeviantArt|she put effort into it.]]<br />
*Update this article but [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center|lurk]] before [[Newbie|you]] do.<br />
<br><br />
===Trolling Birdie's fans===<br />
<br />
*'Misgender' her (they hate it too!).<br />
*Tell them they'll never feel her clit in their pussyholes.<br />
*Email their parents about their [[Lesbian|new friend]].<br />
*Bring them here and watch their heads explode.<br />
*Get them to read some [http://archive.vn/xDPyd fanfiction]. If they cum, call 'em out and watch them drown in angry 10-year-olds.<br />
*Get them to watch [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg some of Stix's shitposts.]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[14 year old girl]] - what she is [[Fact|and always will be]].<br />
*[[Autism]] - what she has.<br />
*[[Borderline_personality_disorder|BPD - another thing she has]]<br />
*[[Self harm]] - what she does (badly).<br />
*[[Chris-chan]] - her real father.<br />
*[[The Donald]] - he shall build The Wall and make her pay for it.<br />
*[[Nazis]] - if he can't sort her out, maybe they can!<br />
*[[Doxing]] - something she can't do very well.<br />
*[[Firedarkdragon]] - ancient ancestor but with some actual art talent and FDD eventually calmed down.<br />
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] - her male equivalent.<br />
*[[Imma-The-Deer]] - a predecessor from DA.<br />
*[[R4EDICAL]] - another predecessor (lol they're all the same).<br />
*[[Attention whore]] - nigger were you even reading this article?<br />
*[[Doctor_Phil|Dr. Phil]] - to whom her mother should’ve abandoned her.<br />
*[[JellyBean]] - Another fag from the Western US who's also controversial.<br />
*[[Katzun]] - A bigger, but less lulzy, version of Birdie.<br />
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==External links==<br />
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===Her accounts===<br />
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{{dauser|spritecranbirdie}} - main account, formerly 'SansBirdie', has not been used since 2021<br><br />
{{dauser|skullchills}} - an account she used for stalking Fontik, inactive<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw|LUCIFUR}} - main channel, formerly Birdie and was originally known as 'strawbirrix', then changed back to birdie again. Recently went Thanos on some of her videos and most comment sections are turned off. Most recent upload was on Halloween 2024.<br><br />
{{yt|c|UC5wnjB1HU8YGc3Zd_CI29yg|7}} - Formally known as SophiaLuigi7. Used for copying Fontik's old art style and for Fontik-related vents. Was recently scrubbed, only a community post from 2018 is visible<br><br />
{{yt|c|UChHEYI4MXglhpw69uWWCzDg|churro the ferret}} - alt account, if there was anything there, it is deleted now<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCt-mwsWYMlHEBIX2vJCpdaA|hisguts}} - vent channel, everything BAWWWWLEETED<br><br />
{{yt|c|UC1mc5SLaJkopS3D5FaErOuw|RibCage}} - vent channel, nothing is there<br><br />
{{yt|c|UClzTzpE6AJzahz9w-NgeNGw|SafePlace}} - vent channel, all content BAWWWWLEETED<br><br />
{{yt|c|UC7uDlafEOoBjFQlnipmM_TQ|undini the jellifoosh undyne's wife and girlfriend}} - shitpost and vlog channel, all content disappeared<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCVtJDgv_t-SIbmGi2XJMh7w|psycho!birdie}} - shitpost channel, ain't nuthin' there<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCk6ExemedF6yHxDyXLOegaA|chicken brent does not approve}} - shitpost channel, you can already guess, literally all of these are gonezo<br><br />
* [https://plus.google.com/+niggIywiggIysuckstheirowndick Main Google+] Make sure to hurry up to archive it as it is gone on April 2nd 2019.<br />
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===Other shit===<br />
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[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sr9L1cZg9Y3rWUgRqG_aS2rtjzKC8V37 A Google Drive folder containing images and videos about her shit]<br><br />
[https://jumpshare.com/b/jWR4IVnqM4dzqWDUkGq4 A Jumpshare page with stuff from Chicken Brent times]<br />
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1aj5xGrAeBvjVzBvTMMfOQ An entire channel] made by Allison to document some of the more recent shit.<br />
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<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:100">[[File:birdie-the-nigger-gore.jpg|175px]]</div></div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Birdie&diff=1935852Birdie2025-10-24T00:55:03Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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{{breakingnews|HOLY SHIT!! Her roommate was a [[pedo]] and now she might become homeless!! }}<br />
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| <font style="color:#000000; font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big>'''HEY WATCH OUT NIGGERS!''' '''This fucking active lolcow loves drinking orange [[pussy]] and will never stop screeching about [[Incel|missing out]]. That means she won't be drinking [[fangirl|yours]] any time soon.</big></big><br/><br/>If she attracts [[The_Ranting_Community|ranters]] by whining about her shit [[Girl_Drama|love life]] again, tell her to [[Tubgirl|have more than a sip]].</big>'''<br/><br/><br />
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Birdie/Lucifer'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Sophia Harrington Saenz}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Washington]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''DOB'''|September 22nd 2004}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''deviantART'''|{{dauser|spritecranbirdie}}}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[JewTube]]'''|{{yt|c|UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw|LUCIFUR}}'''}}<br />
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[[Image:Birdie-ketchup3.png|thumb|right|x250px|[[Suicide|One day that won't be ketchup]], [[Zombie|but even death won't stop her.]]]]<br />
'''Birdie''', now known as '''LUCIFUR'''{{trans}}, is an [[Autism|autistic]] [[Borderline_personality_disorder|BPD-ridden]] {{age|2004|09|22}}-year old [[FTM|wannabe male]] [[Spics|spic]] who shits out horrible '[[Animation Meme|animations memes]]' and drawings so that her army of [[White_Knighting|fetuses]] can masturbate and reproduce in the depths of [[DeviantART|DeviantArt]], [[Google Plus|Google+]], [[Discord]] and [[YouTube|JewTube]]. While she is just one of the rape-loving hordes of teenage and tweenage menstruators who populate such sites and thus at first sight quite uninteresting, Birdie has decided to [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|stick out from the crowd]]. Thanks to this, almost every furry ranter on JewTube now has made a video on her. Despite being an Amerimutt and a disgusting [[Spics|spic]], she's had far more girlfriends than [[you]] will ever have but has similarly never actually got pussy. In fact, she has a mass of fangirls who want her strap-on in them which'll be somewhat helpful for her when her project of dysgenics enters its next phase.<br />
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==[[TL;DR]] sob story:==<br />
<br />
[[Image:Shssobstory.png|thumb|center|x300px|Birdie's autobiography, available in all landfill sites. Alternatively you can watch a bunch of rants made by shrill-voiced [[furfags]].]]<br />
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==Origins of the Beast==<br />
<br />
===The Womb she Crawled out of===<br />
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[[Image:Birdie-abusiveschool1.png|thumb|right|x260px|Teaching: doing it right.]]<br />
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Sophia was born to a [[Cuckoldry|cuckold]] and sucks off her stepfather. Her mother wouldn't stop pumping out children despite her early near-death being a warning. As a result, Birdie lives in a [[Incest|permanent bukkake]]. As a child, she was taught the right way by being abused in a special school after drawing her [[Murder|killing]] some fuck. Unfortunately, her mother pulled her out while she was dealing with two more kids who are now on the special spectrum. Another missed warning.<br />
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<br />
===The Screeching Begins===<br />
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Even the constant gangbanging in the Harrington household couldn't fill Sophia's tubes enough. In 2016, she decided it would be a good idea to make Jewtube videos of her generic drawings. Originally she wanted to be raped by [[Five Nights at Freddy's|Foxy]] and even named her account FoxyLover87. She began vomiting low budget videos featuring her Chica rip-off OC and her plushies, but after jacking off to [[Undertale|Sans]] she mutated into SansBirdie as did her main OC. Her most notable 'masterpieces' from this time are her contributions to the Fangirlpants series, featuring her OC and those of several other tweenage cocksleeves performing an unbridled circlejerk.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-FoxyLover87-1.png|thumb|right|x200px|Before skeleton cock. Totally not a shoddy Tony Crynight ripoff.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-Sansbirdie.png|thumb|right|x200px|After skeleton cock. Pretty much an omen.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Sb1.png|thumb|right|x200px|[[The_Boondocks|Having a nigger moment.]]]] </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
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Stuck among thousands of other prepubescent children, Birdie became even hornier and decided to e-fuck a few other children including 'Rosey', 'Liliana the Fox' and '[[Kittydog]]'. None of these relationships lasted long [[Whore|due to her cuckqueaning the little shits]] - despite her already thinking about fucking her fuckbuddies' brains out. The breakups were already an overload for her subhuman brain, eventually resulting in her making this crap to express her [[virgin]] rage:<br />
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But the kittydog incident stuck out to the many people watching the drama the most. Birdie became obsessed with this Kittydog person around the ages of 12-13. She made videos about her a lot and told other Kittydog fan girls to an hero, because she was jealous of the attention they were giving her. Kittydog, also known as Zola Williams is a 21 year old furfag who “groomed” birdie into doing nsfw back when she was 14 and birdie was 12.<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Pretty Little Psycho' 'Meme'</b></big></big><br />
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Around the same time as our favourite mutt made this, she made 'psycho!birdie' to [[cry|vent out her frustrations]].<br />
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<br />
==Want a Cup of Orange Juice?==<br />
<br />
It wasn't long before she crashed into another girl known as 'Fontik' (now known as Ribchills or Himeguts) at the time, who is known for overusing the color orange. Their relationship lasted a solid few months and it could've got on quite well, but Sophia had plenty of [[slut|other ideas]].<br />
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===Chicken Brent===<br />
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Birdie had fallen in love with [[Sleepykinq|Sleepykinq's]] main OC Mystery and began making porn of her own OC (Polly) doing a female's duty and getting absolutely fucked. Of course, the bitch wanted to show others and uploaded it to a public G+ account. In August 2017, Fontik found out from someone else about it and leaked it before breaking up with her. For some reason the [[FBI]] were busy shoving their cocks in someone else's butts so they didn't bother with this case.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Were you niggers...]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:BirdieThreesome.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|...really expecting...]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape.png|thumb|center|x200px|...anything different?]] </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
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Birdie ''could'' have wised up but thought that sperging out would be a [[No|better idea]]. ''Again''. Thanks to that, onlookers were greeted with this shit:<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Wonderland' 'Meme'</b></big></big><br />
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Thanks to that, news of the Aspergerian episode spread through [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119103938/https://www.deviantart.com/pastelnebulee/journal/Birdie-Fontik-rant-scripto-703935430 Tartland] and JewTube, kicking off the serial milking of this uninteresting fuck's life all while the girl in question was threatening to an hero and starve herself like just about every other kid caught doing shit. Her screaming was only amplified after she found out that one of Fontik's exes (StixDust/Dogedust) teamed up with her former lover to make a 'Killing Birdie' video.<br />
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<br />
===Two Cups, One Retard===<br />
<br />
The drama mostly subsided and Fontik reunited with Birdie but had kept the fact that she leaked the porn account a secret. She was also questioning whether she liked poontang and decided to settle for cock instead. After a month, Fontik broke off and told Birdie that she leaked Chicken Brent. As expected, Birdie threw a hissy fit and used another account called 'Strawberrix'. On JewTube she posted edgy vents and tried to make a shit ARG like all the cool kids were. So round she went again with yet another string of vents, of which this is just one example:<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Life Letters' 'Meme' (Rekt Thread Edition!)</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Rp3LDBZmaJQ</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
On G+, she used the new account to try and dox Fontik and also whined about how she wanted the bitch to die. Within the space of a few days, she doxed herself too to try and [[Asking_for_it|get herself hurt]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrixleak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Fontik already released most of this information anyway.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrix1.png|thumb|center|x200px|More projection than a fucking movie theater.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Leak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Thanks for the powerword, dogfucker.]] </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br><br />
After that, an ex-girlfriend's friend found Sophia's mother and contacted her. As fucking expected, not much happened after she responded.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===The Assburgers Intensifies (Again)===<br />
<br />
At this point Sophia was going nuts, and having made plenty of Jewgle accounts she turned them into her [[Multiple_personality_disorder|headmates]]. She usually went to her 'churro the ferret account' to vent and some people joined in (with one of the biggest vents being taken over by a couple of [[Pseudo-intellectual|intellectuals]] arguing about [[Philosophy|philosophy]] and [[Communism|communism]]).<br />
<br />
{{cg|FUCK! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Self1.png|Demonstrating awareness. Still failing.<br />
Image:Self2.png|'I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TRUST ME'<br />
Image:Self3.png|New player entering the field.<br />
Image:Self4.png|Getting ready for the gangbang.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Self7.png|[[Tryhard|Tryhard.]]<br />
Image:Self5.png|7 screeching about Fontik.<br />
Image:Self6.png|Proof that Sophia is actually a [[India|vile pajeet]]. Also [[Go_fuck_yourself|selfcest]].<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
==Taking Stix Up The Ass (And Loads Of Cocks!)==<br />
<br />
While Sophia was busy creating a new [[Mary_Sue|persona]], Stix had been hovering around the once-happy couple and after having flipflopped between trolling one or the other of them, the crazed bitch wanted some of the action. Sophia began dating Stix and although they seemed fine for a few days, Stix got tired and committed [[pseudocide]], coming back after three days during which Birdie made another vent about losing her next bodypillow. Even after she came back, the slut had already begun hooking up with a boy called 'Toxikai' (previously known as Chaotic Blue, himself a notorious figure among the tweenage swarms).<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Powerlevel 2: Get Back in the Womb (Because You Didn't Form Enough)===<br />
<br />
Things were going smoothly to the surprise of many when Birdie's mother learned that Sophia shared the family's home address to Stix, who by now had already leaked it. 7 minutes of pure [[Lollercaust]] followed. ([[Nobody_cares|Ignore that other bitch in the video whining about her own anxiety.]])<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>The Fateful Stream</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Sc3YCKEytGY</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
Of course, even this wasn't enough for Birdie to take the fucking hint that she needed to [[GTFO]]. Nor were the multiplying rants.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Yet Another Warning Shot===<br />
<br />
Just as the power couple broke up due to Toxikai getting anxious and planning his next move in what he thought was a [[It_was_a_social_experiment|game]] of 17-dimensional danger wanking, Sophia went on the vent train <b>again</b>.<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>The 'Lone Digger' 'Meme'</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>5sF8STytelY</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
The cow got no chance to rest (good!) since Stix made it clear that she wasn't done with her [[Fun|fuckery]]: after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqV4uwtIYuA briefly invading one of Birdie's streams] she got her main channel taken down through flagging some of its videos. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119165257/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/journal/bye-bye-birdie-732252723 Birdie cried again] but this time she didn't sperg so much, which was another surprise. Her [[Wigger|mulatto]] ex-boyfriend had other ideas and took Stix's actions to a new level of autism, targeting the channels of other animators such as Sleepykinq with the help of [[skiddies]], forming the [[lies|fearsomely-named]] ''Troll Protection Group'' over [[Discord|Dicksword]] servers and G+. Just as the great scientists of the past predicted: fuck all happened. However, many in the 'animation' 'meme' 'community' screamed about it anyway. On Discord, a [[flame war]] began between Sophia's server, Stix's server and the TPG with spies being banned all over the place.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Goat's Revenge===<br />
<br />
Being a spic, Sophia probably has [[Islam|Muslamic]] blood in her and thus got served justice when another furry with a demon goat OC named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC27fDDXDWMxiZy3D6UBSieg QueenOfRants] and her friends deleted every channel in her Discord server after spamming it because her great-grandaddy fucked her mother. Another case of the fat punching bag being used properly.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-queenraid1.png|PREPARING [[Buttsecks|BUTTSECKS]]<br />
Image:Birdie-queenraid2.png|Only issue is that most kids love animu shit anyway.<br />
Image:Birdie-queenraid3.png|LOL PWNT<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Moar Vents!===<br />
<br />
Predictably, she got absurdly pissed off with Toxikai just like she did with all her other exes and spewed out more vents for ranters and aspies to hatewank to.<br />
<br />
<div style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 100%;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Twisted Firestarter!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>qEp9pR45vew</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>LOL FAK U</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>5sF8STytelY</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Moar Porn!===<br />
<br />
Around June 2018, Sophia was still dealing with the aftermath of the Chicken Brent fuckfest but thought that she'd do it all again - only this time with Polly being 9 years old rather than 13 and Mystery being 42 rather than around half that. Overall, there were two leaks and a third which was [[Bullshit|supposed to be a hoax]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW9.png|thumb|center|x200px|Cartoon furry hurtcore. It was bound to happen.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW11.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|When real people won't fuck you, try your skeleton toy until you bleed.]]<br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:NSFW5.png|thumb|center|x200px|From the second leak, ''right after she said she didn't draw Mystery x Polly''.]] </li><br />
</li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br />
After the first leak, Birdie tried to [[Cop-out|explain]] everything. The first reason she gave for birthing the lewds was that it was [[Furry_art|'anatomy practice']]. The second reason is the look on her old 'Lasagna Bird' talk sprites's face at 1:56:<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>I TOTALLY DON'T LOVE COCKS I SWEAR</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>C9LvLxAf-Gw</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Night Night, Bitch.===<br />
<br />
Another lollercoaster ride happened in June when Sophia threatened to off herself ''once more'' when her stepfather told her to quit bitching at 3 AM.<br />
<br />
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<big><big><b>DO IT FAGGOT</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>FrCEbWCP8BM</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
{{quote|You don't know what I'm capable of!}}<br />
<br />
===Sophia Becomes a [[Camwhore]]===<br />
<br />
In July, she bumped into 'Maddie' (aka 'Goku') who appeared to be a [[nice_guy|cool bloke]] and gave her info on Riggs and then asked her to record video calls in which she proudly displayed her [[The_Blue_Waffle|grossly-infected vulva]] to her new degenerate partner in crime. Her excuse was that her cunt had become a [[period|bloody pressure hose]] and this made her horny (confirming the obvious as usual). Some time after her [[Slaves|friends]] drove Maddie away, she whined about how she had made around two months worth of these calls, once almost every night, and felt forced to do so because he was threatening to an hero. The aftermath? Her stepfather changed her main Discord account password and she was locked out.<br />
<br><br><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Maddie1.png|In other words, this was work experience.<br />
Image:Maddie2.png|Where's that fucking violin?<br />
Image:Maddie3.png|Yet another taste of [[Feminism]].<br />
Image:Maddie4.png|A taste of her own [[jenkem]].<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br><br><br />
===Sophia Becomes Legion...?===<br />
<br />
Even this new blow to her online life couldn't stop her. A friend made another Discord account for her and while talking to her 'friends' she used it to organise a skiddie gang of her own: the 'GTPG' (with the G probably standing for Gay). By this time Toxikai had become Riggs, and Birdie's group targeted him and some other insignificant sod called 'Ezra'. She eventually got her main Discord account back and almost immediately resumed posting, bragging to others about her plans:<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdieskiddie.png|thumb|center|x300px|Her minions have a lot of loyalty for hired guns.]]<br />
<br />
Sophia also found out that Riggs had [[Internet_stalking|known her since 2016]] and had [[Rule_34|got his hands dirty.]]<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Sophia [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|Disregards and Sucks Cocks]]===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Horrible nsfw art.png|thumb|right|x240px|Only Birdie would like anorexic racoon dong.]]<br />
'''Guess what?''' All of this anti-Riggs crap was a distraction and she was dating him the whole time in secret. It was only a matter of time before she went public.<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-riggssecret.png|thumb|center|300px|How unexpected!]]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Soon such a teen pregnancy will be real.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>W3c121fuLmg</youtube></div><br />
</div></div><br />
<br />
<br><br><br><br><br />
<br />
==Forget Cups, Time For A Swimming Pool!==<br />
<br />
[[Image:BirdiehatefucksFontik.png|thumb|right|x200px|She'd imagine doing similar shit but out of love less than a year after posting this.]]<br />
<br />
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| bgcolor=#000000|[[Image:Orangecunt.gif|100px]]<br />
| style="padding:10px; color: black; font-weight: bold;"|<span style="color: white; font-size: 125%">WARNING!</span><br />[[Wiz_Khalifa|BLACK AND ORANGE<br> BLACK AND ORANGE<br>BLACK AND ORANGE<br>BLACK AND ORANGE]]<br />
|}<br />
Despite all this shit, Sophia had long developed a Fontik obsession after getting [[Nostalgia|nostalgic]] about the girl sucking her clit back in 2017 - in fact, she was in love with this old idea of what the girl was like since they first met. After breaking up with Riggs a second time, her lust exploded once again. Unfortunately it didn't give her 72 Fontik-shaped virgins. Thus began the most autistic part of her boring saga.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Before August 2018===<br />
<br />
By this point Sophia had already made countless vents about her elusive fleshy sex doll - either because she loved her or because she wanted to beat the shit out of her for giving her what she deserved. She had built a universe involving silhouettes called 'memories' representing herself and her past lovers, with Fontik taking on a deep orange color. Another universe featuring both her and Fontik's characters (known as ''Torturing Birdie'') began as an abysmally boring vent series and had spawned a 'proper' story involving some vagina-fitted [[Rick_and_Morty|Rick Sanchez]] ripoff and a (literal) fusion character in eternal [[buttsecks]] with itself because the bint couldn't add up the numbers during [[Eugenics|an experiment]].<br />
<br />
<div style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 100%;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 520px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>''Torturing Birdie''</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 510px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>vs3UeNGrThA</youtube><br />
<youtube>rculRNfquFc</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 310px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Some other shit</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 300px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Log428M_3Gs</youtube><br />
<youtube>qMwuBh6FLg0</youtube><br />
<youtube>RTaYhlkUsvo</youtube><br />
<youtube>T0DxJsC5ED4</youtube><br />
<youtube>7Q5Hnvns2xw</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===In at the Deep End Already!===<br />
<br />
In late August, while fucking another dildo-with-legs from her school called 'Wormy' (whom she broke up with after around a day), Sophia released more information about just how much she wanted to cum inside Fontik.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-himeobsessionupdate.png<br />
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Birdie-liestorc.png<br />
Birdie-himekidnap.png<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<br><br><br />
===Releasing Her Inner [[Sand_niggers|Sandnigger]]===<br />
<br />
In September she suddenly designed and released a ref of some horrible goat character called 'Mura', most likely through divine inspiration from Allah. It caused a wave of lulz on DA but some sensitive pricks got it [[Realitysquared|taken down.]]<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdiemura.png|Haram.<br />
Image:Birdie-murafuckingacorndog.png|How females ''really'' prepare food.<br />
Image:Birdie-murafuckingasign.gif|[[Unfunny|That's one way to put it.]]<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Moar Stix Up The Ass!===<br />
<br />
Sophia had already long thought that Fontik would turn back into a [[Bisexual|half-dyke]] and beg Stix to railroad her again. So she made even more vents, this time featuring her [[conspiracy theory]] over the next few months. She also bitched about it elsewhere, such as on Discord.<br />
<br />
<div style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 100%;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Exhibit A</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>MVaTqOSuxy8</youtube></div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Exhibit B</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>DxzXs8_xWAo</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-stixxedold.png|Dude, it'll happen. Any time now. Trust me.<br />
Image:Birdie-stixxedold2.png|Too fast to be true. (Spoiler: they still haven't pegged each other since meeting Birdie.)<br />
Image:BirdieJournalvent1.png|A journal entry from her private G+ collections - which Fontik leaked [[Lulz|for the lulz]].<br />
Image:Stixxed.png|Paranoia ''and'' a cuckquean's jealousy. A right old pick'n'mix.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
She also produced even more vents about being [[forever alone]] as if [[Truth|all her previous ones didn't mean shit]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren1.png|thumb|center|x100px|PLS]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren4.png|thumb|center|x100px|LET]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren3.png|thumb|center|x100px|ME]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren2.png|thumb|center|x100px|RAEP]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren5.png|thumb|center|x100px|YOU]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren6.png|thumb|center|x100px|SUGARTITS]]</li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
When she realised she was a desperate [[sick fuck]] who'd do anything for Fontik to perform a woman's job in the bedroom, she tried to say that she realised she needed to grow some ovaries and stop throwing tantrums.<br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Worse than Britney Spears!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Y8SNyRa0LQk</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Dropped Something? (Let's Hope it's the Soap!)===<br />
<br />
Birdie was already mass-producing drawings of her filling Fontik's labyrinth but she wanted to go the extra mile. She created a Birdie x Fontik comic called ''I Dropped My Tortilla'', which featured her delivering [[rape|glorious raep]]. Except it wasn't that glorious because she only managed [[Cunnilingus|oral.]]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt1.png|thumb|center|x100px|OMNOMNOM DEMON MONSTER THING PUSSY]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt2.png|thumb|center|x100px|Details lifted out for [[blind]] cocksuckers.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt3.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|What Fontik should've done long ago.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt4.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|She can't even surprise sex right.]] </li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt5.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|The cover. The whole thing comes free with her autobiography!]] </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
It turned out this wasn't even the worst of it. Some cowfucker called 'Garbage' tried performing a [[E-psychiatry|dumb experiment]] hoping that they'd drag even more sick shit out of her and see just how far she'd go while totally trying to wrap up the end of the story with a [[Moralfag|moral]] message to excuse themselves.<br />
<br />
{{cg|Garbage in...|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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</gallery>|<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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Birdie-idmtg5.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg6.png<br />
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Birdie-idmtg8.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg9.png<br />
Birdie-idmtg10.png<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br />
The results: [[rape|she loved all of it]] [[Asking_for_it|and was begging for more]], meaning that Garbage had only made the entire thing even worse. However, after they too got angry with her, they managed to reveal even more of Sophia's [[FanFiction|fanfiction]] for everyone else to kek at.<br />
<br />
{{cg|...garbage out.|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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</gallery>|<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
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</gallery>}}<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Neither [[Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome|T.I.T.S.]] Nor GTFO===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Faketranny.png|thumb|right|x260px|Retarded at even being retarded.]]<br />
<br />
When none of her tricks to get Fontik to bone her worked, Sophia decided to copy Pinocchio as well as every other girl on DA and become a [[Manchild|real boy]] simply because Fontik remained straight (and was in fact coming out the other end of her own tranny phase) and she thought she could fuck Fontik before Stix would. First, Sophia threw out her 'girly' toys and began wearing shorts instead of skirts (truly the essence of being a man). She also [[Transformation|changed her fursona]] into ''a fucking demon goat of all things'' to further [["Prophet"_Muhammad|Muhammad's]] delight before [[Tumblr|switching pronouns]] and then tried making her own binder when she wasn't dicing her arm.<br />
<br />
{{cg|Planning a trip to Thailand?|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Trans1.png|Mind feeding them to [[Niggers|hungry Africans]]?<br />
Image:Trans2.png|Another blockbuster's worth of projection.<br />
Image:Trans3.jpg|They're not wrong.<br />
Image:Trans4.png|Her mother doing something right.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Trans5.png|How uncharitable of her.<br />
Image:Trans6.jpg|Are you sure about that?<br />
Image:Trans7.jpg|If so, Stix ain't wrong either.<br />
Image:Trans9.jpg|MASSIVE FUCKING SURPRISE.<br />
Image:Trans10.png|Boo fucking hoo.<br />
Image:Trans11.png|Two fucking days after she said she was over her.<br />
Image:Trans12.png|Demonstrating the size of her dream strap-on.<br />
Image:Trans13.jpg|Nigga better have health insurance.<br />
Image:Birdie-transnotsure.png|So much for all that, retard.<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Sophia Fails at Basic Online Security (AGAIN!)===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-passwoo.png|thumb|right|x200px|She should've noted the [[Jewish]] hand-rubbing.]]<br />
<br />
As if leaking her home address wasn't dumb enough, she had briefly become friends with Fontik once more and they decided to swap DA passwords. Minor shitposting went on and shit was fine. However, she shared her G+ account with Fontik thinking that the same would come of it. Things went fine again until...<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-dannydevito.jpg|Nigga gonna get [[Hollywood|#metooed.]]<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
In short, Fontik gave Stix access to the account and the mad cunts renamed the account from 'niggly wiggly' to 'niggly devito', replaced Sophia's private G+ collections with images of some unfunny [[wop]] and defaced the page. Geeeeeet fucked.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Stix-ing A Dick In It===<br />
<br />
Around November, Sophia thought it was a good idea to make another damage control video. <br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>This shit. Again.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>ggG7FbBx8qs</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
[[Image:Spritecranbirdie.png|thumb|right|Like with all raeps, [http://archive.vn/ohyjK she ended up enjoying it.]]]<br />
<br />
The truth was that a gradually-weakening friendship between Birdie, Stix, some other dyke called 'Capslock' and many more bags of hormones (but not Fontik) had persisted. That ended swiftly when the world's fattest cumbucket began to vent all over again and no-one gave a fuck, signalling the start of many of her former fangirls getting disillusioned and plotting against her (though a few would prove to still kiss her ass). She threatened to slice herself and someone told her to [[STFU]] - which she did only after scuttling off and throwing a hissy fit. But again, Stix wasn't done. She correctly guessed Sophia's DA password and brought Caps along with her to spray some [[Forced_meme|Sprite Cranberry]] related shit all over her page. Many kids referred to this as the 'hacking drama' because they don't use [[Lunix|Linux]].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-hacking.png|Glorious.<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-quickly.png|Want some?<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-roleplay_5.png|Quick! Everyone godmode!<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-ds.png|Bitches being bitches.<br />
Birdie-Stixxedagain-why_do_I_find_this_funny.png|Getting bored.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
Keeping up tradition, Sophia went [[RAGE|apeshit.]]<br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>SPOILER ALERT! SHE ''DOES'' CARE!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>yD17mex0Axo</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
Unfortunately none of this was able to get Sophia to really fuck off. Even a Discord server raid from Stix and Caps couldn't do the trick, nor did [http://archive.vn/YiFGu some stupid petition] that Stix began. The new dyke duo in town got together with Fontik, with the latter creating a Google Drive folder dedicated to the shit she faced for the last year and half and the former two spreading news on YouTube and starting another flame war to get her to fuck off.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Sanity? Overrated!===<br />
<br />
For her next trick, Sophia pulled some more headmates out of her ass and got extra pity points for it.<br />
<br />
[[File:Birdie-Headmates.jpg|thumb|Just waiting to be Rule 34-ed - [https://web.archive.org/web/20190121204910/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/art/a-hamily-782085925 at least she's on the perfect site for it.]]]<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdievoices1.png<br />
Image:Birdievoices2.png<br />
Image:Birdievoices3.png<br />
Image:Birdievoices4.png<br />
Image:Birdievoices5.png<br />
Image:Birdievoices6.jpg<br />
Image:Birdievoices7.jpg<br />
Image:Birdievoices8.jpg<br />
Image:Birdievoices9.jpg<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===A Way Out===<br />
<br />
Of course, since she was up against a bunch of other worthless girls whose strength broke down like their womb linings, she got what she wanted. Fontik tried to use herself as [[Jailbait|leverage]] for Sophia to get a life but Stix and Caps knew what was happening and cut ties with her, with Stix [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AlWj_0_0S0 bitching] about how long the [[spastic]] tango was lasting (almost two years by this time). [[Lonely|Deserted]], Fontik contracted [[Stockholm syndrome]] and began dating Birdie once more using an alt account after [[Alcohol|drowning her woes]]. Sophia could've turned her fail into a [[Fail_to_Win|huge win]] and had a shot at bagging herself her favorite human bodypillow.<br />
<br />
<div class="blink" style="font-size: 4.1em; line-height: 0.8em; margin: 15px; text-align:center;"><br />
<div style="color:#FF7701;"><b>GUESS WHAT CUMGUZZLERS!!!</b></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
Fontik found out that Birdie had tried slicing and sewing her name into her arm.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:BirdieCuts1.jpg|Her girl cave isn't her only source of blood.<br />
Image:BirdieCuts2.png|[[THE_BEST|The best]] forensic reconstruction on the planet.<br />
Image:BirdieCuts3.jpg|Caps doing her lulzy duty.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
As soon as she knew that Fontik was onto her yet again, Birdie thought it would be a good idea to frame Fontik about some porn that she supposedly drew without her permission while they were hatefucking.<br />
<br />
<div style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 100%;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Hey, she wanted it! Really!</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>_PmwKeHequo</youtube></div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Darth Vader's take.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Ps0ZEBcCufc</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-himeframed1.jpg|For once it wasn't rape.<br />
Image:Birdie-himeframed2.jpg|Nope, forget that, it's twice now.<br />
Image:Birdie-himeframed3.jpg|HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
Fontik managed to do even more damage, though (yet she still didn't do enough). Sophia tried to bait her again and gave her the link to yet another vent channel she made called 'SafePlace'. This time she foresaw the leaks and removed all the videos after around a day, putting up another one to taunt everyone else who found the channel. Unfortunately Fontik had already downloaded the videos and they were leaked as usual. Stix mirrored them on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg a shitpost channel.]<br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>ROFL SHE'S GONNA DO A DOGEDUST</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>OEA_ROJcxfE</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
===Swapping Oranges for Tangerines===<br />
<br />
After the framing failed miserably, Fontik took another dive into the [[Nawlins|hurricane]] and gave her yet another dose of cold hard reality.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-himeroast1.png|GET<br />
Birdie-himeroast2.png|YOUR<br />
Birdie-himeroast3.png|FAT<br />
Birdie-himeroast4.png|ASS<br />
Birdie-himeroast5.png|OFF<br />
Birdie-himeroast6.png|TEH<br />
Birdie-himeroast7.png|INTERBUTTS<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
Birdie revived her dormant 'SophiaLuigi7' Fontik fangirl account, scrubbed all the old videos and started posting again - except it was actually Fontik posting the videos because Sophia had given her access to the account to try and bait her. Then Sophia pulled out ''yet another voice'' that she had started making up at the start of January and even made a fursona for it. To no-one's surprise, this new persona looked almost exactly like one of Fontik's old drawings of herself. Worse still, just like Churro, it became her new [[Waifu|'girlfriend']].<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Birdie-carol1.jpg|[[Gambling|Place your bets on what's gonna happen.]]<br />
Birdie-carol2.png|[[Unrealistic_expectations|The dream.]]<br />
Birdie-caroltruthart.png|The reality. (Not made by Birdie.)<br />
Birdie-carolbutitshimeguts.png|An alternative rendition in case you're [[Retard|slow.]]<br />
Birdie-kibbles.png|Uninteresting color choice.<br />
Birdie-carol3.jpg|Nobody saw that shit coming at all.<br />
Birdie-carol4.jpg|Wrong, it's just you.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
At the same time she began spreading shit about Fontik's unusual methods of trolling, projecting her obsession onto Fontik in a [[Sarcasm|totally unprecedented move]] and then staging a [[Chris_Crocker|Chris Crocker]] for herself.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit1.png|thumb|center|x200px|She is what she'll always have: a pussy.]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another day at the box office. Grab your popcorn.]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit3.png|thumb|center|x200px|How could she forget that 'no' always means 'yes'?]]</li><br />
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-posthimeroast.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another sequel out in a matter of days. Still not as explosive as a [[Michael_Bay|Michael Bay]] film.]]</li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br />
<div style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 100%;"><ul> <br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>SHE'S A HUMAN! (Well, not quite.)</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Y4DgIuYfP6M</youtube></div><br />
</div></li><br />
<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Guess where the inspiration came from.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>F5W1DuwrrpU</youtube><br />
</div><br />
</div> </li><br />
</ul></div><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===Approaching the Deadline===<br />
<br />
Sophia had finally wised up to Fontik and had now rendered her efforts to get even more shit out of her a complete failure, profiting in almost the same way as Chris-chan himself only with a growing army of [[Zombies|unironic fangirls]] competing for her vaginal fluids. Fontik began screeching and used several alts on Discord to get to Birdie, but she had blocked all of her accounts. After Caps sent her mother an email, Fontik didn't stop wailing and leaked one of her own vent accounts to demonstrate just how much of a loser she was, breaking the trust of many of her supporters and throwing even more ammo to Sophia's army. After hearing about this freakout, Stix [[lol|cut herself]] and Caps went for her own neck (not just because the cycle was happening ''again'' but because she was a [[Lonely|failure in general]]). Many other onlookers were screaming because they were also a bunch of weak motherfuckers who pretended they were shocked because they thought they had nothing better to do. As for Sophia herself, she was still planning to carry out what she should've done a long time ago.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-febsuicide.jpg|It won't work because she weighs too much.<br />
Image:Birdie-rerosuicide.png|He's right you know.<br />
Image:Birdie-febsuicide2.jpg|Are you sure you're not sure?<br />
Image:Birdie-suicideconfirmed.png|O SHI-<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>Again, DO IT FAGGOT.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>NQC-hjF8K8U</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-himeretrospective.jpg|thumb|center|700px|If it's just about Fontik, why would she not just include orange but also yellow, purple and blue - respectively the colors used to represent herself, Stix and Riggs?]]<br />
<br />
Unsurprisingly, Sophia [[Pussy|called off her suicide]] and instead went on the [http://archive.vn/BNPMw apology] train.<br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
==The Fallout==<br />
<br />
Birdie's relevance and her attention-seeking would be absolutely fucking nothing if it wasn't for her place among the swarms of [[fucktards]] whom she swims among. Without them all of this would be [[Typical|typical]] [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|shit that no-one cares about.]]<br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===The Supporting Cast===<br />
<br />
If by now you don't know about the other main players in Birdie's uninteresting saga, lucky you! Here's a [[Wikia|rundown]] of the lot, all of whom are SNCA and therefore don't need an entire article about them (just yet, since some of them could set off a whole new lollercoaster).<br />
<br />
*Fontik/RibChills/Himeguts is to Sophia what a healthy social life is to [[you]]. Just like the way in which many loners secretly envy normality whether they love it [[R9gay|or hate it,]] she's always wanted to grab Fontik's pussy despite sometimes also wanting to string her up. As a person, Fontik is weak and masturbates to terrible artists like Sleepykinq but has often used her influence over Sophia to create and spread massive lulz.<br />
<br />
*DogeDust/StixDust/SecretSini is a slightly stronger [[aspie]] and much lulzier troll than Fontik, but as far as Birdie is concerned she's still trying to steal Fontik from her. Even when she says she wants out of the drama, she will still gossip and shitpost about Sophia, even going as far as doing a more accurate job with her 'memory' characters. When she's not being a troll or drawing porn, she's sticking her [[E-penis|e-dick]] in a toaster and venting about how terrible she is. No-one cares.<br />
<br />
[[File:Birdie-stixmemories.png|center|thumb|550px|She's totally not obsessed with this boring crap. Trust me.]]<br />
<br />
*Chaotic Blue/Toxikai/Riggs is a wannabe skiddie leader who has a long past of causing freakouts among the hive of diseased teenage girls. If he's not [[Top_Gear|screeching about cars]], ERPing with jailbait or acting like a lost EDiot on G+, he's organising schemes which he promises will [[Internet_Tough_Guy|DESTROY THE COMMUNITY AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED]]. All of his tricks are [[Abortion|aborted]] sooner or later. This particular chad has been hovering around Sophia since [[2016]] was on its deathbed.<br />
<br />
*CAPSLOCK/Caps is some bitch who once whiteknighted a lot for Birdie as a friend and then dated Stix afterwards. Not interesting at all.<br />
<br />
*Maddie/Goku is the virgin loner who got nude calls from Sophia almost every day for two months through basic bitch manipulation. Her friends supposedly chased him off, but he has been slightly close by since then.<br />
<br />
<br><br><br />
<br />
===The Fetus Army===<br />
<br />
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF"><br />
<big><big><b>The Birdie Fan Theme Song.</b></big></big><br />
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>Y8zzG4n8CpM</youtube></div><br />
</div><br />
<br />
A quick look through Sophia's G+ and DA profiles let alone the wider internet will reveal plenty of children offering up their Discord usernames and [[Girl_on_the_Internet_Syndrome|pastel-colored genitals]] to their queen, defending her and making terrible 'art' for her. What's more, because of Sophia's influence among the hordes of other girls, many end up [[Copypasta|copying]] her mental illnesses and many of her other features!<br />
<br />
{{cg|Open the floodgates!|Birdie|center||<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Nonono_stop.png|Minimal style, minimal IQ.<br />
Image:Birdiefanart2.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/believer2007/art/I-Am-Bored-So-I-Did-This-Thing-775725785 Off to the Museum of Regrets.]<br />
Image:Birdiefanart3.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/tattletail25/art/Sexy-Mi-3-Birdie-768613164 Why do people can't understand?]<br />
Image:Birdiefanart4.jpg|[https://www.deviantart.com/valu-chely/art/I-like-her-so-yeah-748408792 Her cunt's not yours, but her stepdad's.]<br />
Image:Birdiefanart7.jpg|The kid who made this crap became a vocal whiteknight. Surprising? No.<br />
Image:Birdiefan1.png|[[LURK_MOAR|LURK MOAR FAGGOT]]<br />
Image:Birdie-fandemons1.jpg|Yup, they're even sharting out 'voices' too.<br />
Image:Birdie-fandemons2.jpg|dUDE IM JUST LIKE HIM!!!!<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br />
Before the planned February suicide, some DA whiteknights became especially vicious. One tough [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonicfag]] in particular (Nakkurussu) found the shitstorm around Birdie after [http://archive.vn/ZRWIo making a group] to fight such injustice. He [http://archive.vn/3aa1c got tired] but [http://archive.vn/QMIGv came back quickly.]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery><br />
Image:Birdie-wk1.jpg|INFIDELS!<br />
Image:Birdie-wk3.png|[http://archive.vn/t5mzp A former Birdie fangirl takes on someone who won't lurk.]<br />
Image:Birdie-wkn2.jpg|Same thread, and look who's here in his shimmering armor.<br />
Image:Birdie-wkn3.jpg|[http://archive.vn/TYUGE Spoiler: IT'S BEHIND YOU FAGGOT.]<br />
Image:Birdie-wkn4.jpg|Nakku will never be [[Chris_Hansen|Chris Hansen.]]<br />
Image:Birdie-wk4.png|Another proof that retardation is contagious.<br />
</gallery></div><br />
<br />
<br><br><br />
<br />
===Honourable Mention: Gencive===<br />
<br />
None of the above came close to a tween called Gencive/Sicily that Hime discovered on some unimportant boring 'art' site. She runs three accounts there and wants to fondle Birdie, Hime, Stix and several other whores.<br />
<br />
{{cg|Got deja-vu?|Birdie|center||<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
Image:Birdiefan2.png|Birdie's [[AIDS|STDs]] have clearly already spread to [https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202051/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery this patient].<br />
Image:Birdiefan3.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203225/https://www.pixilart.com/art/m-a-n-i-p-u-l-a-t-o-r-c1e3c7fbeb102e7 Already it looks terminal.]<br />
Image:Birdiefan4.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202913/https://www.pixilart.com/art/wowie-dadc37f99202cf8 Doesn't she know what every EDiot's attitude to raep is?]<br />
Image:Birdiefan5.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203703/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery/album/oh-hannah-30263 She's also dropping Mexicunt food.]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
===IT WUZ A [[Game_Theory|BURDEE FEOWEEEEEEEEE]]===<br />
<br />
Search 'Birdie rants' on JewTube you [[lazy]] faggots. It speaks for itself: every fucking Jew shit with a microphone and a fursona wants to weigh in on this [[Star_Wars|Jabba the Hut]] double's (lack of a) life. Very few of them manage to even carry out a [[Philosopher_Attack|philosopher attack]] no matter how hard they try.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! What they say. !! What they mean.<br />
|-<br />
| Don't harass Birdie! || [[Fuck_Her_Right_In_The_Pussy|FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY]]<br />
|-<br />
| She's only 14, she'll learn. || I mean, look at me! [[Abortion|I turned out fine!]]<br />
|-<br />
| Stop feeding her with attention. || Give me the fucking views instead, bitch.<br />
|-<br />
| Birdie is horrible and should die. || Ignore my fat ass.<br />
|-<br />
| She made this community horrible! || I don't bother to get off my ass and lurk.<br />
|-<br />
| Making an ED article is taking it too far you troll shits. || I am what's between my thighs and I'm on my period.<br />
|-<br />
| She's not far off from everyone else here. || [[Captain_Obvious|I really had nothing better to say.]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Of course, one could simply replace 'Birdie' with any other child furry and the effect would be exactly the fucking same to literally no-one's surprise. However, many of the ranters ''do'' seem shocked that things like this happen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwexgPea2o and even make videos about the rants themselves.]<br />
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<big><big><b>Case study: niggers with bird flu.</b></big></big><br />
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<br />
===Fanservice===<br />
[[File:Birdie-fangirlsreaction.gif|center|600px]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-sooubs.jpg|thumb|center|400px|[http://archive.vn/2xUJL In case you still thought she wasn't aware.]]]<br />
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Sophia hasn't been entirely unaware of the drunken masses and for a time seemed to want to be rid of her haters and her fangirls alike - besides those fangirls whom she keeps in her increasingly-clandestine [[hugbox|Discord server]].<br />
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Of course, when she's met with the reality of the community she's in, she doesn't seem so diplomatic. Her reactions to her own fangirls reek of iron more than her menstrual blood does. One particularly lulzy example of this was when she dissed one of the biggest of these former fangirls (some boring 'animator' called Allison) who had gone nuts over her and even made a bootleg Polly in her vents. Some, like Allison, only saw the light of [[Raptor_Jesus|His Jurassicness]] after the flame wars of December 2018.<br />
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<big><big><b>Movie Night! Once More!</b></big></big><br />
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<big><big><b>A Sincere Thanks.</b></big></big><br />
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Another example is her hypocritical reaction to yet another mulatto shit who used her character in a useless fanfic where his main character dated Polly despite it being one month after the newest Mystery x Polly image at the time!<br />
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Birdie-timstanfanart1.jpg|Boring crap.<br />
Birdie-timstancynnamix.jpg|Really fucking unoriginal.<br />
Birdie-timstanreaction1.jpg|'When I do the same, it's absolutely fine!'<br />
Birdie-timstanreaction2.png|Sophia's lack of literacy shows again.<br />
Birdie-timstanvent.jpg|The consequences of not lurking moar.<br />
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<br><br />
<br />
===Her Biggest Whiteknight===<br />
<br />
...happens to be her stepfather himself, Robert.<br />
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Image:Birdie-robert1.png|If Sophia's the projector, he's the director.<br />
Image:Birdie-robert2.png|[[NO_U|LEAVE MY KID ALONE!!!!!11!!]]<br />
Image:Birdie-capstorobert.png|Caps screaming her head off.<br />
Image:Birdie-robert3.jpg|It really does run in the family, eh?<br />
Image:Birdie-capsraepsrobert.jpg|If an underage furfag with a [[vagoo]] is [[Pwnt|owning]] you, [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|that should tell you something]].<br />
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While Robert was right about everyone being a sensitive prick, he only proved that he was sucking his stepdaughter's inflamed labia and didn't want to [[Parenting|parent]] his kid [[Child_abuse|the right way]]. Though he loves to point out that everyone else's kid isn't schooled, [[Irony|guess who didn't get much of an education herself.]]<br />
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<br />
===Failtrolls===<br />
<br />
Explosive drama among children is nothing new, nor is [[Fake_News|fake news]]. While Stix got troll's remorse and Toxikai also eventually pussied out, many n00b trolls couldn't even [[ALLCAPS|capitalise]] on this lolcow's spiraling notoriety and didn't manage to inflict massive [[butthurt]].<br />
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*'AnonSatan' posed as Sophia on [https://web.archive.org/web/20190127101020/https://www.deviantart.com/anonsatan/gallery/ DA] and [http://archive.vn/SskST G+], releasing a bunch of drawings in late 2018. It caused a brief and small surge of lulz but they got found out.<br />
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Birdie-anonsatanbtfo.jpg|At least you tried.<br />
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*Another kid called 'Chara' (probably also AnonSatan) [http://archive.vn/0uTT5 posted a blurred piece of incest porn on G+]. Except it was traced from several pieces of old art. They revealed an unblurred version and got instantly mocked.<br />
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Birdie-charabtfo.jpg|''There's'' the proof, faggot.<br />
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<br />
==Did you know...==<br />
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*Stix wasn't the only recipient of her address and her fans have actually sent her dedicated fan packages because 'shes going tHROUGH A HARD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!'? (Shout out to [[User:Gregheffley|some]] [[13-year-old boy]] for potentially putting ED into legal danger with regards to doxing minors. Fuck off and lurk.)<br />
*Despite leaking so much stuff about herself, she hates her details being shared and wants people to stop contacting her parents?<br />
*Her mother is obsessed with glass cunts?<br />
*Her shit's now a favourite target for [[Pedophilia|'minor-attracted people']] who post [https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Birdie/1 their slop] on [[Paheal]] and Tumblr?<br />
*She hates her NSFW character references being shared around? (Scroll down for a large number of them!)<br />
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<br />
== 2024-2025 nonsense ==<br />
Here we go again like a merry go round. Basically, after mostly disappearing in 2021, she returned in 2024, causing massive chimpouts against her to happen worldwide.<br />
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Also, their roomate, a youtuber called Synnibear03, got in trouble for sending sexual messages and images to a 14 year old. Synnibear is 20 and similar stuff happened to them at 14.<br />
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[[Just A Robot]] got in trouble for defending synibear and simping for her.<br />
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==The Hall of Lame==<br />
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Birdie-LLB2.png|In both of their dreams.<br />
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Birdie-Marsh3.png|Made by Marsha, a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] MAP. If only Nakku met her.<br />
Birdie-MaddieNSFW2.png|Featuring Maddie and two of her personae.<br />
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Birdie-JuneNSFW18.png<br />
Birdie-JuneNSFW19.jpg|Sooner or later, everyone makes [[hentai]].<br />
Birdie-JuneNSFW20.jpg|15 seconds before allahu akbar.<br />
Birdie-Stixxedyetagain.png|Even Stix had some fun.<br />
Birdie-kittydognsfw.png|...and so did Kittydog.<br />
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Birdiedrawings-DSC00373.jpg|Sums everything up nicely.<br />
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Birdie-crushat6.png|Whores always start out early.<br />
Birdie-lesbianghostvampires.png|With an imagination like that, she could've got a job [[Adult_Swim|somewhere]].<br />
Birdie-rapefetish.png|Didn't you figure it out by now?<br />
Birdie-rapefetish2.png<br />
Birdieyesyouare.png|[[Not|Denial.]]<br />
Birdie-jan2019.png|Her future, only without wrinkles.<br />
Birdie-2017-ish.png|Yes, that's a 12-year-old. Not a 40-something.<br />
Birdie-girlsyrup.png<br />
Birdie-selfcest1.png|She didn't stop with the selfcest either.<br />
Birdie-selfcest2.png<br />
Birdie-bitebetrayal.png|Her sister did nothing wrong. Just like [[Hitler]].<br />
Birdie-vent1.jpg|Moar denial.<br />
Birdie-rapejoke.jpg|[[Freedom_of_speech|That's not how it works.]]<br />
Birdie-itsjustporn.png|At least she's being objective.<br />
Birdie-wkattack.png|For [[Narnia]]!<br />
Obsessed_bitch.png|Holding a plush of one of Fontik's OCs and wearing a mask inspired by Fontik's vents.<br />
Birdie-exes.png|Some of her oldest exes.<br />
Birdie-Idontcareaboutyoutrannydance.gif|Now you can use this shit too.<br />
Birdie-drawingshimeleftgangrene.jpg<br />
Birdie-drawingshimelefttpose.jpg<br />
Birdie-drawingshimeleftjumps.jpg<br />
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Birdie-drawingshimeleftpeeyourpants.jpg<br />
Birdie-drawingshimeleftnake.jpg<br />
Birdie-drawingshimeleftbeter.jpg<br />
Birdie-therapy.jpg<br />
Birdie-october2018retrospective.png|OH NO I HAVE TITS!!!!1!<br />
Birdie-himevent.png<br />
Birdie-parents1.png|Next time, use a belt.<br />
Birdie-parentsknifemask.png|Trying to be a niglet.<br />
Birdie-anotherknifevent.png<br />
Birdie-redvent.png<br />
Birdie-infectedvent.png|Many people wish.<br />
Birdie-himelbvent.gif|BEGONE THOT.<br />
Birdie-knifevent.png|ME CUTE KNIFEY GURL!<br />
Birdie-dramadream.png<br />
Birdie-wendyvent.png<br />
Birdie-lovemepls7vent.png|For once, something she ''didn't'' upload...?<br />
Birdie-littlemistakevent.png|She ain't wrong for once.<br />
Birdie-sophiain2017.png|Simpler times.<br />
Birdie-kittydog.png|She wasn't done shitting on her.<br />
Birdie-murareturns.png<br />
Birdie-october262018.png<br />
Birdie-october2620182.png|Aaaaand another forced meme is born.<br />
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<br />
==Will Birdie ever change?==<br />
Obviously not, since mental retardation is classified as the inability to learn.<br />
<br />
==Trolling Birdie==<br />
<br />
[[Image:Birdie-purblefanfic.png|thumb|right|x260px|Say hi to Sophia's new cock socket!]]<br />
*'Misgender' her. (No trannies will give a shit because she's [[Transtrender|faking it anyway.]])<br />
*Find her vent accounts, then download and leak the videos.<br />
*Keep telling her mother or her sister about all her crap.<br />
*Make accurate rants on her. There's no excuses now.<br />
*Be one of her exes (especially Fontik or Stix).<br />
*Mirror her old videos.<br />
*Pejoratively label her art as being [[anime]]. She hates it because [[DeviantArt|she put effort into it.]]<br />
*Update this article but [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center|lurk]] before [[Newbie|you]] do.<br />
<br><br />
===Trolling Birdie's fans===<br />
<br />
*'Misgender' her (they hate it too!).<br />
*Tell them they'll never feel her clit in their pussyholes.<br />
*Email their parents about their [[Lesbian|new friend]].<br />
*Bring them here and watch their heads explode.<br />
*Get them to read some [http://archive.vn/xDPyd fanfiction]. If they cum, call 'em out and watch them drown in angry 10-year-olds.<br />
*Get them to watch [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg some of Stix's shitposts.]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[14 year old girl]] - what she is [[Fact|and always will be]].<br />
*[[Autism]] - what she has.<br />
*[[Self harm]] - what she does (badly).<br />
*[[Chris-chan]] - her real father.<br />
*[[The Donald]] - he shall build The Wall and make her pay for it.<br />
*[[Nazis]] - if he can't sort her out, maybe they can!<br />
*[[Doxing]] - something she can't do very well.<br />
*[[Firedarkdragon]] - ancient ancestor but with some actual art talent and FDD eventually calmed down.<br />
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] - her male equivalent.<br />
*[[Imma-The-Deer]] - a predecessor from DA.<br />
*[[R4EDICAL]] - another predecessor (lol they're all the same).<br />
*[[Attention whore]] - nigger were you even reading this article?<br />
*[[Doctor_Phil|Dr. Phil]] - to whom her mother should’ve abandoned her.<br />
*[[JellyBean]] - Another fag from the Western US who's also controversial.<br />
*[[Katzun]] - A bigger, but less lulzy, version of Birdie.<br />
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==External links==<br />
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===Her accounts===<br />
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{{dauser|spritecranbirdie}} - main account, formerly 'SansBirdie', has not been used since 2021<br><br />
{{dauser|skullchills}} - an account she used for stalking Fontik, inactive<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw|LUCIFUR}} - main channel, formerly Birdie and was originally known as 'strawbirrix', then changed back to birdie again. Recently went Thanos on some of her videos and most comment sections are turned off. Most recent upload was on Halloween 2024.<br><br />
{{yt|c|UC5wnjB1HU8YGc3Zd_CI29yg|7}} - Formally known as SophiaLuigi7. Used for copying Fontik's old art style and for Fontik-related vents. Was recently scrubbed, only a community post from 2018 is visible<br><br />
{{yt|c|UChHEYI4MXglhpw69uWWCzDg|churro the ferret}} - alt account, if there was anything there, it is deleted now<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCt-mwsWYMlHEBIX2vJCpdaA|hisguts}} - vent channel, everything BAWWWWLEETED<br><br />
{{yt|c|UC1mc5SLaJkopS3D5FaErOuw|RibCage}} - vent channel, nothing is there<br><br />
{{yt|c|UClzTzpE6AJzahz9w-NgeNGw|SafePlace}} - vent channel, all content BAWWWWLEETED<br><br />
{{yt|c|UC7uDlafEOoBjFQlnipmM_TQ|undini the jellifoosh undyne's wife and girlfriend}} - shitpost and vlog channel, all content disappeared<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCVtJDgv_t-SIbmGi2XJMh7w|psycho!birdie}} - shitpost channel, ain't nuthin' there<br><br />
{{yt|c|UCk6ExemedF6yHxDyXLOegaA|chicken brent does not approve}} - shitpost channel, you can already guess, literally all of these are gonezo<br><br />
* [https://plus.google.com/+niggIywiggIysuckstheirowndick Main Google+] Make sure to hurry up to archive it as it is gone on April 2nd 2019.<br />
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===Other shit===<br />
<br />
[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sr9L1cZg9Y3rWUgRqG_aS2rtjzKC8V37 A Google Drive folder containing images and videos about her shit]<br><br />
[https://jumpshare.com/b/jWR4IVnqM4dzqWDUkGq4 A Jumpshare page with stuff from Chicken Brent times]<br />
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1aj5xGrAeBvjVzBvTMMfOQ An entire channel] made by Allison to document some of the more recent shit.<br />
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<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:100">[[File:birdie-the-nigger-gore.jpg|175px]]</div></div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935850Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T22:19:36Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
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Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
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==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
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==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
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[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
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To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
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Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
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==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
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Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
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Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
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[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
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[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
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[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
*[[Basement-dweller|Chronically online]]<br />
<br />
{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935849Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T22:15:03Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers) */</p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
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[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
<br />
{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Lizzythecreator&diff=1935848User:Lizzythecreator2025-10-23T22:13:40Z<p>Lizzythecreator: Created page with "Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator."</p>
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<div>Hi I’m Liz, I’m a creator.</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935847Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T22:00:51Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb| oh em GEEEE! Napoleon stop hurting me but I love you anyways ❤️❤️❤️]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:Nikita Incident .jpg|thumb|WAHHH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS]]<br />
[[File:5 stages of grief.jpg|thumb|And it’s probably likely the person confronting her is right]]<br />
[[File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg|thumb|Here’s her and her cocksucking fans]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
*[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Attention Whore]]<br />
*[[Autism]] <br />
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
*[[Birdie]]<br />
*[[Communism]]<br />
*[[Cuba]]<br />
*[[Emo]]<br />
*[[Pedophilia]]<br />
*[[Tumblr]]<br />
*[[Homestuck]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
*[[16-year-old girl]]<br />
*[[Lolcow]] <br />
*[[Sick fuck]]<br />
*[[Fanfiction]]<br />
*[[Necrophilia]]<br />
*[[Guro]]<br />
<br />
{{Whores}}<br />
{{Lolcows}}<br />
{{Tumblrseries}}<br />
{{Fanfics}}<br />
[[category:People]]<br />
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]<br />
[[category:Faggotry]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Please_feel_sympathy_for_me!.jpg&diff=1935846File:Please feel sympathy for me!.jpg2025-10-23T21:59:03Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>PLEASE FEEL SYMPATHY FOR ME</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:5_stages_of_grief.jpg&diff=1935845File:5 stages of grief.jpg2025-10-23T21:57:59Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{Spoiler|The debate is officially over! Vaccines <big>DO</big> cause autism! This is mostly through artificial instant immune activation, combined with all kinds of tartlet excrement, like: mercury, horse urine and monkey brain cells. <br>This is <big>absolutely true</big>, and [https://thinkingmomsrevolution.com/scientific-proof-vaccines-cause-autism/ you can see] [http://vaccinepapers.org/ for yourself, <big>you lil' sheeple</big>]}}<br />
{{Spoiler|AUTISM IS CAUSED BY OLD MAN SPERM! BLAME YOUR PROCRASTINATING PARENTS!}}<br />
{{spoiler|text=A parrot can dance better than an assburger}}<br />
{{Spoiler|Since 2014 (''cf''. DSM-V), Assburgers Syndrome is officially no longer a recognized condition in psychology or the field of medicine, it is now plain autism!}}<br />
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[[File:Creepykid.gif|thumb|A typical aspie.]]<br />
[[File:Cwcspin-UncleBastard.gif|thumb|right| Aspiers are characterized by extreme self-neglect, domestic squalor, social withdrawal, apathy, compulsive hoarding of garbage, and lack of shame.]]<br />
[[File:Proudfather.jpg|thumb|You too can show off your defective [[Child|offspring]] with this button!]]<br />
[[File:Average brony.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Brony]] [[furfags|fandom]] is the largest mass collection of Ass Pies on the internet and IRL.]]<br />
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'''Ass Burgers Syndrome'''{{Jew}} is a disorder caused by the [[jews]] and the [[vaccines]] they want us to take. A certain [[kike]] named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the [[lazy|brilliant idea]] of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all [[A frank discussion of mental illness|mental illness]] there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from [[High_Functioning_Autism|High Functioning Autism]] in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.<br />
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[[File:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|right| <center>The use of this card has been getting Chris-Chan out of trouble since 1982</center>]]<br />
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and [[plastic crap]] by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with [[animu]] or video games, and breaking out into fits of [[Tard rage|Stress™]] when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents. <br />
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For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly eclipsed [[ADHD]] as the popular diagnosis of choice for [[furries|pretty]] [[vampire|much]] [[weeaboo|every]] [[Wikipedos|group]] [[feminist|of]] [[Anonymous|retards]] [[on the internet]]. It is of no coincidence then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are [[fugly]].<br />
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Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood are nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for [[Eugenics|drastic measures]]. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals (with [[chicken tendies]] on the side).<br />
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Asperger's Syndrome remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are [[Muhammad]], [[Albert Einstein]], [[Al Gore]], [[L. Ron Hubbard]], [[Jay Leno]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Mark Zuckerberg]], [[Hitler]], and the [[Japan]]ese.<br />
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==Assburgers on the Internets==<br />
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AssBurger has become [http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20050711.html a fad] for those seeking to garner [[attention whores|attention]] unto themselves. In a hallowed tradition of [[disease|disease whores]] everywhere, many of today's youth expertly design a disease which kills two birds with one stone by:<br />
# Assuming others are born normal rather than work at it, giving the self-proclaimed Asspie an excuse not to make an effort to develop social skills, and <br />
# Assuming they were born smart, rather than merely having had more exposure to books and computers because no one wanted to be around them.<br />
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Want to find out if you can justify your [[fail]]ed life with Asperger's? [http://wwwo Take the test!]<br />
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===Also known as ...===<br />
[[File:Asperger_King.gif|thumb|right|Jobs for Aspies (too bad they don't work).]]<br />
*A-Monsters<br />
*Ass Burgers<br />
*Assburgerers<br />
*Assburpers<br />
*Ass Boogers<br />
*Asspie Syndrome<br />
*[[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWtism]]<br />
*Badly in need of an ass whooping. Yes, most Asspies can be cured with some discipline and a belt to their ass.<br />
*Butt Sandwich's Syndrome<br />
*Cerebral lawlzy<br />
*H.I.T.M.E. (kinda like HIV is to AIDS, this is to the A.U.T.I.S.M.)<br />
*High-functioning autism<br />
*Loltism<br />
*Flawtism<br />
*The My White Kid I pay no attention to is special syndrome.<br />
*NOTism<br />
*Retarded People Syndrome<br />
*Spergs<br />
*Subhuman meat calculator's<br />
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===Assburgers on ED===<br />
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It's [[common knowledge]] that asspies don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Asspies are selfish, emotionless, narcissistic assholes who expect [[ED|the motherland]] to feel [[Troll's Remorse|remorse]] for putting up such an [[Offended|offensive]] article. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about [[women]], [[nigras]], [[homosexuals]], [[WTC]], [[abortion]], [[animal abuse]] [[politics]], or anything that doesn't relate to people licking their burger-asses. So, being typical faggots, they do what they do best: [[Talk:Asperger's Syndrome|bitch and moan]].<br />
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It should also be noted that asspies tend to compare themselves to [[Shit nobody cares about|famous asspies in history]], failing to realize that those people succeeded in life and <i>aren't</i> basement dwelling rejects. So the next time you hear an asspie compare himself to Einstein, feel free to redirect him to [[Chris-chan]] but more importantly, remind them that Einstein was very capable of getting laid and was also well known for his sexual conquests. Furthermore, Einstein wasn't some fat ass piece of shit who used the Assburgers' excuse to get out of gym class but was rather adept at soccer and other sports.<br />
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They also posthumously diagnose people like Einstein, who might very well have fucking hated and rejected the idea of "aspergers" on both logical and ethical grounds. It is also interesting to note that they only ever diagnose with Assburgers deceased historical figures who are overwhelmingly considered history's '[[moralfags|good guys]]' - you will never hear these people claim that [[Hitler]] or [[Rome|Caligula]] were asspies, despite what [[some argue|some historians]] now believe.<br />
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Assburgers is a made-up [[aids|disease]], most common in overachieving middle-class families, because little Johnny is either a social outcast, or is just acting fucking [[retarded]]. The parents [[rape|diagnose]] their child, and the "doctors" go along with and encourage it because of the money it generates for them. It's a self-perpetuating cycle. Fuckers.<br />
The truth is, the Assburgers diagnosis has become popular with parents because they need a good excuse as to why their "retarded children are dumb faggots who will be [[dying alone]]."<br />
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===Bill Gates' Self Diagnosis===<br />
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Looking to hide from the failures of the [[BSoD]] and Windows Vista, [[Bill Gates]] [https://news.sky.com/story/bill-gates-says-he-would-be-diagnosed-with-autism-if-he-was-young-today-13302359 diagnosed himself with autism]. If it wasn't for autism, we would all be using Linux.<br />
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==Common Symptoms==<br />
[[Image:Asperger.jpg|thumb|"ASS PIES" are recognizable because of the light bulbs shooting out from their skulls. They also all have the exact same expression IRL.]]<br />
[[Image:Retard11.jpg|thumb|[[Flardox|This person has assburgers]].]]<br />
[[Image:Dantheman2funny Daniel Russell fapping aspie correct.jpg|thumb| A typical aspie [[fapping]] in an improvised [[hugbox]].]]<br />
[[Image:Autism_speaks.png|thumb|[[Derp|Autism speaks.]]]]<br />
[[Image:Steamtard.png|thumb|Typical names used by aspies on the internet.]]<br />
[[Image:Spergfest.jpeg|thumb|You have to have Asperger’s to like this [[shit]].]]<br />
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The diagnostic criteria were established by John Harvey Kellogg in 1888 and consist of the following:<br />
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*'''You think it's an excuse while intentionally ignoring this thing known as a "self-fulfilling prophecy".'''<br />
*You talk about things that nobody cares about.<br />
*Wearing other things that nobody wears, especially things that nobody else would be caught dead wearing.<br />
*The refusal to accept [[constructive criticism]] or responsibility for your actions.<br />
*Your friends are either way out of your age group, imaginary or are woodland creatures, none of which are good things.<br />
*Missing social cues when you act like a fuck-up in public.<br />
*Asking extremely obvious questions you already know the answer to.<br />
*Telling various [[Sob Story|sob stories]] about being misunderstood/discriminated against.<br />
*Ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your [[Victim Complex|'condition']] anyway since you are actually [[jerk|smarter]] than everyone else and probably the next step in evolution, <i>(like an [[X-men|xmans]]!!)</i><br />
*Hand flapping.<br />
*Shit and piss everywhere.<br />
*[[Tourette's Syndrome]]<br />
*You watch and enjoy programing that you are [[manchild|far too old for]] - such as ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Pokemon]]'', ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'' and ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''.<br />
*Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.<br />
*Mumbling to yourself in class like a retard.<br />
*Ruining the internet[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1025899]<br />
*Talking with a [[Prince Jeremy|robotic accent]] - see [[Lulzcast]] <br />
*Not [[Asking for it|getting the hint]] in social situations.<br />
*[[Nerd rage]] over the most trivial bullshit.<br />
*Constantly stammering and stumbling over your sentences.<br />
*Being a [[Furry]].<br />
*Being a [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]].<br />
*Having multiple [[LiveJournal]]s for the different "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with [[slash]].<br />
*[[Sociopath|Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem]].<br />
* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=11596 Thinking Lawyers can save their asses against the internets and Lulz]<br />
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVtHHzGpjU Having an unnatural obsession with elevators.]<br />
*Possessing a massive victim complex about how the evil NTs are making your selfish life hard.<br />
*Addiction to [[Anime]].<br />
*[[Chris-Chan|Believing that fictional characters actually exist.]]<br />
*Being a [[redneck]].<br />
*Continously fapping their curved penis.<br />
*Giving a flicker of the eyes when looking at someone.<br />
*You claim to have no interest in sex/ be asexual, but go on to Gamefaqs.com and [[TV Tropes]] to bore people with your cataloging of [[pervert|sexual practices]] that you have rated as which would be the most pleasurable, because you would know because you have never had sex. '''AM I RIGHT HYENA?'''<br />
*Browsing ED<br />
*Being a medic profile on [[iFunny]] and [[Loser|making SFM posters showing off your medic's cosmetics]] while being a self-centered faggot who isn't even good in [[TF2]]. Also, in reality, many would tell you to [[Suicide|end your worthless life]].<br />
*Rewording, or rephrasing an observation made approximately 2 minutes prior (bonus: it's being done to impress your """friends""" on [[Discord]])<br />
*Listening to the same music for the millionth time.<br />
*Chinese food. Aspies are the top consumers of chinese dishes.<br />
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If you have any of the symptoms listed above, or if you have taken the linked test, then you are DEFINITELY an Asspie, and need to "come out" to your [[flist]] about your [[bullshit|"special gift"]] NOW, while immediately affixing the appropriate pro-asspie userboxes to your [[Wikipedia admin]] page so that people know never to argue with you, ever, because that would be [[racist|discrimination]]. Some brave Asspie named [[Awesome|Jeremy orkin]] (username:godhatesautism) came out of the closet and told everyone that Asspie retards are dumb faggots. He was most likely killed by Zionist Asspie CIA agents.<br />
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Autism is one of the three most common acts of attention whoring/e-drama. The other two are [[Death]] (specifically [[suicide]]) and being [[Pregnant]] (especially teen pregnancies, which is where most asspies come from, funnily enough).<br />
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Autismals feature an exoskeleton, a segmented body, and jointed appendages. They replace their cuticle periodically by moulting. Unlike most animals, autismals are very successful in dry environments with abundant sand they can count and then turn into transistors. Their internal organs are generally built of repeated segments. Autismal vision relies on various combinations of compound eyes and pigment-pit ocelli. Autismals have a wide range of chemical and mechanical sensors. The evolutionary ancestry of autismals dates back to the Cambrian period. Autismals first appeared in the fossil record approximately 535 million years ago and there are many exceptionally preserved specimens, which all autismals can immediately identify and tell you all about for hours if not days. Autismals contribute to the human species as anal know-it-alls, and more importantly as a source of lulz. Some specific species are known to spread severe disease to humans, livestock, and crops. Facebook is a highly contagious infection that spreads easily through coughs and sneezes. Nine out of ten people who are not immune who share living space with an infected person will catch it.<br />
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<center>'''An autistic [[Adult Baby|manbaby]], displaying all the symptoms of the disease.'''</center><br />
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==Asspie national anthem==<br />
{{quote|<br />
If you're an Aspie and you know it flap your hands (flap flap)<br/><br />
If you're an Aspie and you know it flap your hands (flap flap)<br/><br />
If you're an Aspie and you know it your complex body motions show it<br/><br />
If you're an Aspie and you know it flap your hands (flap flap)<br/><br />
|Aspie national anthem|}}<br />
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When Aspies are happy and they know it, they will take the time and liberty to record themselves laughing like a demented maniac because of their immense egotism.<br />
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==Having Asperger's Syndrome==<br />
===. . . As Covering Up for Being a Total [[Retard]]===<br />
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[[Image:AspieStateMachine.png|thumb|How shit gets diagnosed in flow-chart/state machine format.]]<br />
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Some close-knit communities of "people", such as [[furries]], [[plushie|plushies]], and [[otherkin]] possess such distorted views of reality as to be particularly susceptible to forming a belief that their ostracism is due to victimization by outside factors. They will not infrequently claim to have Assburger's or be [[Autism|Autistic]] en masse, often finding some way to tie its manifestations into the fact that they are social misfits. The truth is, though, that they're just complete assholes and fail at proper expression of affection. In certain instances, having "Assburger's" seems to be correlated with the posting of disgusting and semi-nude pictures of yourself frequently on the [[internet]] and local [[AIDS]] awareness seminars, or writing [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/370928/ highly disturbed] [[fanfiction]]. Additionally, it is not unheard of for these individuals to claim multiple, even superficially seemingly incompatible diagnoses of a plethora of diseases -- possibly claiming [[anorexia]], ADHD, autism, Asperger's, [[schizophrenia]], [[PTSD]], OCD, and anything else they've ever read about or seen on CSI.<br />
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===. . . As an excuse for violent crime===<br />
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There have been many examples of Assburger's being an excuse for murder, rape or other violent crime recently. For example, [[Nicky Reilly]], an Aspie with the IQ of a 10-year-old, had attempted to bomb a cafe for his [[Allah]] in the UK. His lawyers then bawled about Asperger's Syndrome and his mental retardation. Also, John Odgren has made national news for murdering a classmate in a wealthy town in Massachusetts. He has used Asperger's Syndrome as a defense with moderate success. And in developing news at this time of writing, [[loli]] stabber and [[nigger]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] has been reported as having been diagnosed with assburgers, which will inevitably lead to him proudly exclaiming "[[DINDUNUFFIN|I dindu nuffin! It wuz da autizms!]]" to the judge, and no doubt result in a lighter sentence.<br />
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===Einstein was an Aspie, so that makes me special!===<br />
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{{quote|There is a general impression that Asperger's syndrome carries with it superior intelligence and a tendency to become very interested in and preoccupied with a particular subject.| A [[retard]] making excuses. Explains why asspies are passionate about doing nothing.}}<br />
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{{quote|This condition can make people depressed or suicidal, so if we can find out how to make things easier for them, that’s worthwhile.| Simon Baron-Cohen on [https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3676-einstein-and-newton-showed-signs-of-autism/ the real reason] why he diagnosed Einstein as autistic.}}<br />
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[[File:TroperUrine.PNG|200px|thumb|Urine bomb, another proud Asspie invention]]<br />
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Websites such as [http://www.allthingsaspergers.com/ this] try to facilitate the asspie myth that some of history’s most famous geniuses and philosophers had the condition. People such as Albert Einstein (of course), Ludwig van Beethoven, and Wolfgang Mozart all supposedly had the affliction despite a lack of evidence to prove this. Yes, all the whiny, self-diagnosed people you have read about on this page have all the untapped creative energy that Thomas Edison had. Unfortunately, none of them appear to have any of the talents Einstein did tap into, (which just happen to be the good ones). All of the things mentioned by the site are part of the [[conspiracy]] by those with Asperger's Syndrome to show that the disease is at [[Shit nobody cares about|the higher end of the autistic spectrum]]. Coincidentally though, most of the people who they listed have been dead for years so there is no way of telling if they had the disease or not. It's also funny how they pick the most prolific and recognizable people of the era's to classify as autistic, which any historian would either act rationally and give educated analysis on why this isn't true, or just jump on the bandwagon to avoid soccer moms that would have them fired for life and left on the streets to die for being a functioning human being.<br />
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===Asspies are responsible for all the evil in history===<br />
[[File:Marxism and autism conference.jpg|300px|right|thumb|In Soviet Russia, autism has YOU]]<br />
Whenever you look through history at all the [[jews did wtc|horrid things]] that have happened, you can probably find an Asspie that was responsible for them. The [[Nazi]]'s were all Asspies. [[Adolf Hitler]] was an Asspie ([http://www.lakartidningen.se/store/articlepdf/1/11854/LKT0917s1201_1204.pdf sauce]) as can be discerned by his manner of speech where he flailed his arms around. [[moonspeak|Obersturmbannführer]] Adolf Eichmann was an asspie; he basically kept track of every single Jew in the [[Germany|Third Reich]] and German-occupied territories(basically most of Europe) to excruciating detail. Reichsführer-SS Himmler was definitely an Asspie as can be seen by his blank Asspie stare. The [[Unabomber]], Ted Kaczynski, [[Serial Killers]] Ted Bundy and [[Jeffrey Dahmer]] were also Asspies. [[Adam Lanza]] was an asspie; he mass murdered 20 kids and 7 women at [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary School]]. [[Joshua Goldberg]] AKA "[[moonmetropolis]]" [http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/11/terrorist-troll-pretended-to-be-isis-white-supremacist-and-jewish-lawyer.html who wanted to bomb] the 9/11 memorial was an Autistic.<br />
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Asspies are often rapists. An example is the [[Revenge of the Nerds]] movie, where the main sperg, who is such a [[nice guy]], rapes that stupid sorority slut in disguise. She then grows a brain and realizes that she should owe him for being a Beta.<br />
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Asspies have very good analytical skills, but they can only apply them to dehumanizing military and nonrenewable energy technologies. Asspies built the efficiently-designed concentration camps and gas showers in Nazi Germany. Asspies invented the oil rig (especially the one that exploded near Texas), the oil well, and natural gas factories. They invented the Hummer, the Cadillac Escalade, and the Prius. Logging machines are built with an "autistic mindset".<br />
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All the military technologies in the world were invented by Asspies, including the software. The Atomic bomb, which Einstein advocated for and killed millions of civilians, was built using Autistic analysis. Every tank, every gun (ESPECIALLY the AK-47) and every missile was designed by an autistic individual. The forcible cattle slaughter machines were built by asspies (which [[Temple Grandin]] also built, she didn't admit it though). Chernobyl and Three Mile Island were products of autistic design. Military submarines and carriers were designed using autistic innovation. So were military computers. The stealth bomber was invented by sneaky asspies. All the military helicopters were designed using autistic math. Agent orange, which killed millions. was designed by autists.<br />
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Coal-powered power plants were built using autistic science and engineering. Dangerous mining machines were built by unempathetic autistics. Gas stations that produce excessive fumes were invented by them. All the pollution in the world is because of autism. '''Actually, if it wasn't for autism''', we would have clean air, renewable energy, and would live to the age of 80. '''There would be no violence whatsoever.'''<br />
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===Asspie Dating===<br />
[[File:AspieBronies.jpg|thumb|Aspie "couples" love [[My Little Pony]].]]<br />
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As they are socially retarded, Asspies do not know the proper way to get a girlfriend or boyfriend even though they are very attracted to [[hawt]]. Therefore, they will do stupid things that make them look like rapists. Common Ass Burgers Syndrome sufferers often use the following methods.<br />
*Use of stupid [[PUA|pickup lines from the internet]]<br />
*Retarded frankness: "Wow, we have a lot in common...when do we have sex?"<br />
*Seeing a girl that is hot when on a bathroom break at school and following her into the girls bathroom and then blurting out "I want to kiss you!"<br />
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] behind a girl in Science Class. Or maybe just to the Igneous rocks. Sicko.<br />
*And, natural successor to the above, [http://www.slate.com/id/2210565/ Masturbating across the office from a female co-worker]<br />
*Talking to a girl in public, and when she smiles it is taken as a request to show up at her house in the middle of the night naked.<br />
*Walking up to a girl and asking her to erotically spank his bottom<br />
*[http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt164663.html Online stalking and asking for girlfriends repeatedly in chat rooms]<br />
*[[Kevin Havens|Finding a woman in far worse physical and mental condition than themselves and possessing very low standards and becoming her "caretaker"]]<br />
*[[Kevin Havens|More or less giving up on meaningful human contact and spending all of their money on sex dolls]]<br />
*[[Chris-chan|Loitering in malls with a sign that says they're looking for a "Boyfriend-Free Girl"]]<br />
*Not caring if a woman is married or taken and still chasing after her and trying to get her to sit on their lap<br />
*Making weird [[animal]] sounds at inappropriate times<br />
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Despite their internet addiction, most Asspies are completely unaware of the best way to bypass all these challenges: [[wishful thinking|using a dating website]]! Those websites allow even the most pathetic losers to develop relationships with women, but most Asspies are so arrogant and set in their ways that they would much rather use the creepy methods above that could get them arrested.<br />
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==The Legend of Hugbox Island==<br />
[[File:Aspergerdance.gif|frame|Unremarkable retards perform their special tribal dance used to summon Neptune, or some shit.]]<br />
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Surely you are thinking after reading all of this "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?". Or alternatively, "that sounds just like me" (if the latter describes you, you should immediately [[An Hero|administer a bullet to your head]]; if symptoms persist, please ask someone else to administer the bullet for you).<br />
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The Legend:<br><br />
About 2000 years ago, Antarctica was a very nice and warm continent, and millions of people lived there.<br />
But in year 1337, an epidemic of Asperger's Syndrome started in Antarctica, and nearly every newborn baby was an asspie.<br><br />
First, that wasn't a real problem: Because everyone was an asspie, that was called normal.<br />
But then one of them invented an electrically powered [[Hugbox]], and almost every inhabitant of Antarctica wanted to have one.<br><br />
So, they needed huge amounts of electricity to power all the hugboxes.<br><br />
But there also was a solution for this problem: The inventor of the hugbox also invented a machine which converts the ambient heat into electricity (although this is called impossible by modern physics).<br><br />
For the asspies, that was the perfect solution: They weren't sensitive to cold weather and they needed the power for the hugboxes.<br />
The power generators cooled Antarctica so much that the ground began to freeze, and ice crusts began building up. That was no problem, from now on the asspies simply built their hugboxes and generators on the ice.<br><br />
But they forgot that the ice rose over the oceans and made the fish inaccessible for them. So, all the asspies didn't get food and died.<br />
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==Quotes are as follows==<br />
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|Many, Many eons in the past, this new civilization was founded, building great towers and dwellings, and thriving in a social structure, very different to that which we observe today. The Aspergians celebrated an individual's uniqueness and devotion to their cause. They taught their young that each and every person is born with a very specific talent, their "special gift", which they must identify if they are to live a full and fulfilling life.<br />
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<small>Translation: "A place THAT WAS TOTALLY NOT ATLANTIS existed [[over 9000]] years ago, where MOM AND THE TEACHERS WOULDN'T MAKE ME DO SHIT, and so I heard about this 'special gift' and because of that I can be a lazy douchebag from Atlantis even though unlike 'the man' I do not have webbed feet, and further, I am not good looking like Patrick Duffy, and even further still, I like to employ douchebag phrases such as 'and further' and 'even further still'..."</small>|Most asspies are also otherkin.<br />
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|The Aspergians did not build their dwellings close to each other. They had a complex social structure which allowed individuals to invest most of their seeker years in searching for their destiny, and most of their time as initiated in fulfilling it. This helped their culture to achieve great things.<br />
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<small>Translation: "NO ONE DID SHIT AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE SO FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD. OM NOM NOM"</small>|Wait - "complex social structure"? They can barely understand facial expressions.<br />
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|It may be that the tales of the great flood, all go back to the Aspergian story. After the civilization of Aspergia survived for millennia without danger or strife, the ocean itself sought its own destiny and found that it had to take over the land on which the Aspergians lived. The water rose and rose, until there was no doubt that Aspergia would cease to exist within a short period of time.<br />
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<small>Translation: "MOM AND DAD CAME AND SAID TO DO CHORES."</small>|(Translators note: After reading this we now suspect [[DivineAngel]] to be the author of said website)<br />
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|The Aspergians were not ever faced with the task of building a boat that was bigger than for the purpose of local fishing. Other than the oft told story of the great Son of Aspergia, who set to sea in search of other lands, and was never seen again, they had not dared try and go beyond the borders of the visible waters, because they knew there were great currents there; currents which take you to sea and never let you return.<br />
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<small>Translation: "????" Stolen from [[The Legend of Zelda]] because even though teh Asper is not a real condition, a complete lack of any creativity or imagination is known to characterize all teh Aspers (otherwise they would invent their own condition rather than ripping off some [[You|bald, drunk and dateless loser's failed joke]]).</small>|Verily.<br />
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|The peoples they came across were very different to them: they valued a sort of constant Communitude, they were afraid of their destiny, and were afraid of being alone or pursuing their talents. But the Aspergians were a minority everywhere they went,. and their nature dictated that they integrate, and learn the ways of the land.<br />
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<small>Translation: "They found people who did scary things, like use words properly, and mocked others for being lazy and stupid."</small>|This apparently destroy REAL civilization.<br />
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|Their story was swallowed into the general mythology, and made a part of human heritage.<br />
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<small>Translation: "We ArE BeTtEr ThEn U!!1!1, and our Aspers stops all the boys in the yard, our disease is better than yours, we can teach you how but we'll have to charge, our disease is better than yours."</small>|Fuck history. WE know history.<br />
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|In some periods of history, Aspergian manifestations were hunted down and destroyed. Aspergian women burned at the stake as witches, Aspergian inventors and creative minds persecuted for daring to be different. There were Aspergians who discovered a destiny-talent for design and formulation, and secretly created ancient Aspergian symbols in crop circles. There are Aspergians that are Gazers to this day, watching for trains, planes, boats or searching for life in outer space. These traits are so different to "normal" human ones that they persisted through their genes.<br />
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<small>Translation: "We ripped off some more shit, yeah, we're going to say Albert Einstein was one of us even though he had few communication problems and did a lot of hard work, and we are just lazy introverted slobs blaming everything on genetics which might not even exist." (Remember kids, autism isn't always genetic, it is commonly caused by being spoiled, boredom, and/or being a bitch, coupled with unsupervised access to Wikipedia).</small>|[[Hitler]] as an asspie too.<br />
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|Autistic culture holds a concept that autism, as a unique way of being, should be embraced and appreciated, not shunned or cured. Many autistic individuals prefer being alone to socializing. Some autistic people appreciate mathematics, science, and computers (although it should be noted that while such interests are found in a larger portion of the autistic population than the neurotypical population, there are also many autistic people who have no special talents in these areas). Some even have a fascination with writing their shitty blogs. Many autistic people describe the belief of relating to aliens.<br />
<br><small>Translation: We don't know how to be liked, so we'll pretend we're special instead!</small>|Just like Hitler's fanboys.<br />
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And not only do they insist on having their own made-up, bullshit history, that they failed to own or make up themselves, but rather quilted together from collected bits and bobs created by non-Aspers, Assburglers also have to have their own [http://aspiesforfreedom.org/wiki/index.php?title=Autistic_culture culture]. Even worse, they've ripped off the [http://www.nad.org/site/pp.asp?c=foINKQMBF&b=91587 deaf], who actually have something in common besides being [[Attention whore|attention whore]] assholes.<br />
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==Assplurgian: The Language of the Asspie==<br />
[[File:Assburgers.jpg|thumb|300px|Artist's reenactment]]<br />
[[File:I have aspergers stop being mean.jpg|thumb|250px|More proper reactions]]<br />
[[File:Wapanesewithpocky.jpg|thumb|right|The typical Asplurgian who claims to be [[agnostic]] [[libertarian]] and [[lie|dates a Japanese porn star seiyu]]]] <br />
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When Asspies try to speak, they tend to talk in a way that butchers the English language so hard that it would make text in an NES game look like it was written by Robert Frost.<br />
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Language amongst these individuals differs from normal uses of language. To demonstrate these differences, text written in Assplurgian are noted in bold. The italicized text is the translation into common language understood by those living in reality.<br />
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*'''Welcome: If you cannot or do not want to socialize in real life you may find some pleasure in doing it online. Meet people who are similar to you!'''<br />
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*''Translation: You're a fucking lazy faggot and you'd rather sit at your computer and wank than try at anything. See: [[loser]]''<br />
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*'''<nowiki>#</nowiki>asperger is your channel if you are somewhere on the autistic spectrum. The autism spectrum includes autism, Assburger syndrome, and PDD-NOS. One thing we have in common is an impairment in nonverbal communication with neurologically typical ("normal") people that causes social difficulties. People with conditions such as hyperlexia, Tourette syndrome, schizoid personality disorder, social phobia, etc., may join the channel if there is also impairment in nonverbal communication. Loners with an autism-like condition are welcome.'''<br />
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*''Translation: People with ass burgers aren't diseased, they're just different. All other losers are welcome to join our [[Circle jerk|club]] in order to keep numbers up. Damn all for being "normal."''<br />
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*'''It is not necessary to have an official diagnosis to join the channel. What counts is that you suspect seriously that you would fit in to the autism spectrum. If so, please feel free to join #asperger to see if you might 'fit in' with us.'''<br />
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*''Translation: E-diagnosing [[16 year old girl]]s please.''<br />
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*'''When you first join the channel, an operator will ask some basic information from you, including how you found out about the channel and whether you are on the autistic spectrum. If you don't have an official diagnosis, we may ask you why you think you are on the spectrum. Don't worry too much about this, though. We do not attempt to make diagnoses on whether or not channel visitors have an autism spectrum disorder. However, we must determine whether it is a likely possibility, in order to protect the channel against obvious imposters and troublemakers.'''<br />
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*''Translation: You can come here with an e-diagnosis but we'll probably kick you out anyways because you might be /b/. Dogs and curtains work better anyways you cunts.''<br />
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*'''The channel is only for those who are on the autistic spectrum!'''<br />
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*''Translation: Okay so what was that before about other social disorders?''<br />
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*'''<nowiki>#</nowiki>asperger is not for parents of autistic children and "experts" who wish to exchange experiences and ideas about treatments. If you want to discuss treatments etc. you are requested to do it on #autism or on #prism.'''<br />
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*''Translation: We only want kids because we're [[pedophiles]].''<br />
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Source and further study of Asspies and Assplurgian language in the wild: http://www.inlv.demon.nl/irc.asperger/<br />
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===Terminology===<br />
[[File:Temple Grandin and horse.jpg|thumb|Asspie scientist [[Temple Grandin]], inventor of the hugbox]]<br />
People who have (fictionally or otherwise) Asperger's will sometimes refer to themselves as ''asspies'' or as a group, the ''asspie'' community. While these people may come across as jerks, the actual victims of the disease are halfway-decent, possibly-human, lifeforms minus the social skills who encounter the self-diagnosed attention-whoring [[victim|victimhood]]-loving [[cunt|cunts]], whose falseness drives their victims into a driveling, uncontrollable rage.<br />
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'''''Shared language'''''<br />
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Although autistic culture doesn't have its own language, there is some terminology commonly used by those in autistic culture, such as: <br />
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* '''Asspie''': A short-hand way of saying Asperger's. Sometimes it is referred to only those diagnosed with Asperger's, and sometimes it refers to the whole spectrum. Most proponents of autistic culture would prefer not to call Asperger's a "syndrome." <br />
* '''Autie''': A short-hand way of saying an autistic person. Sometimes it is used only to refer to those diagnosed with autism instead of Asperger's, and sometimes it refers to the whole spectrum. <br />
* '''Cousin''': A cousin is someone who is not technically autistic in the clinical use of the word, but is still similar enough to autistic people to be as much a part of autistic culture as someone officially diagnosable with autism. Sometimes these people are similar because they have a similar condition (although a cousin doesn't have to have any psychological conditions) such as schizoid personality disorder, schizotypal personality disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, or hyperlexia. AC is often used to stand for "autistics and cousins." <br />
* '''Curebie''': A person with the desire to cure autism. These people are usually viewed in a negative light in autistic culture. <br />
* '''[[Neurodiversity]]''': A concept of tolerance of people regardless of neurological wiring. <br />
* '''Neurotypical''': Usually abbreviated NT. Refers to a nonautistic person. This is absurd, however, considering that "Aspies" aren't the only ones who aren't "neurotypical", unless these Aspies so self-absorbed as to classify all non-Aspies as NT just to feel [[moar]] [[special|speshul]].<br />
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Translation: Like the Atlantis shit, we ripped off some [[A frank discussion of mental illness|psychology jargon]], 'cause we r smart. Plus, we still don't want to bother being liked, don't cure us, because [[lies|sitting around picking our nose and perseverating on math is fucking normal, asshole!]] <br />
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[[Lie|Aspergians: totally a word.]]<br />
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Should also be noted that those who deal with people who supposedly have this disease (and can't stand them) will refer to the [[Drama whore|wannabe sick]] as having AssBurners Syndrome.<br />
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==Interweb Case Studies==<br />
[[Image:JewishAspies.png|thumb|center|599px|I don't mean to sound judgmental,[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2226526626 but ...] When it rains, it pours for some people.]]<br />
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JewishAzns (if there is one community) would be huge: 36,000 members<br />
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AspieAzns (times 10) = 360,000 members<br />
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AspieJewishAzns = You get the picture. <br />
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*[[An]] "[[CNN]] manager" found out she was an Aspie and was so elated that [http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/28/autism.essay/index.html she wrote an article about it] on CNN.com. It is full of [[lulzy]] statements like these: ''Hugs are dispensed infrequently, but if I do hug someone, I resemble Frankenstein's monster, arms extended to control contact. When my dad (who I suspect is an Aspie, too) and I hug, we both have "the approach." We sometimes miss and have to re-approach a couple of times until a brief, awkward hug is achieved.'' [[Gb2]]/[[hugbox]] indeed. The link to this page should be posted in the comments to this CNN story until further lulz are achieved.<br />
[[Image:Ed asp petition.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.petitions.com/petition/ED-As-Article/ ZOMG Petition against this article?] ]]<br />
*The [http://www.livejournal.com/community/male_dom/749586.html?nc=29 male_dom community] on [[LiveJournal]] is 100% made up of [[self-diagnosed]] 'asspies'. When one poster says her partner has it, about 20 people chime in as having it as well, all self-diagnosed of course and many of them claiming to be [[autistic]] as well.<br />
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*[[1justin]] is self diagnosed with it, he's just as much of a faggot about it as everyone else, but assumes he is better than the rest. He wound up [[banned]] from the [http://www.livejournal.com/community/aspergers/ aspergers] [[community]] (which has since mysteriously been deleted and purged) for trying to point out to its members that most of them probably don't have it and that being proud about it is stupid, both of which appropriately apply to him.<br />
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*A [http://www.kuro5hin.org/poll/1084822952_IlaByqez poll on kuro5hin] in which 76% of respondents claim to have some form of Asperger's or autism. Yes. 76%.<br />
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* A large number of goons from the [[SomethingAwful]] forums claim to have aspergers. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U From the looks of things, most of them probably do].<br />
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*Everyone on [[FanFiction.Net]] claims to have Ass Burgers, Lysdexia, and/or ADHD; which begs the question, why are they writing?<br />
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*Everyone on DeviantART claims to have Asperger's, which means you can't criticize them or they'll get [[Butthurt|upset]], because [[Lies|they have a perfectly legitimate reason for why no-one should criticize their shit art.]]<br />
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*Everyone on [[TV Tropes]] claims to be an Aspergian [[Pervert|Sexual Fetish]]ist [[WTF|Polyromantic]] [[Asexual]].<br />
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* [[Kevin Havens]] has Asperger's ([[self-diagnosed]], of course) among many other problems, spends all of his [[money]] on [[McDonald's|junk food]] and sexdolls, and lives with his [[Cripple|crippled]] [[girlfriend]]. He collects a check for being her "caretaker" as well.<br />
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* [http://www.mothering.com/discussions/showthread.php?t=778153 These poor women think their husbands have asspies] - [[No girls on the internet|ladies]], they're just <s>assholes</s> normal healthy men trying to make the best of a life trapped in a marriage with an over-emotional woman (I mean seriously! Not being "torn up inside" because you hear a child crying is not sufficient to form a diagnosis of asperger's syndrome!)<br />
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[[Image:Proforce.jpg|thumb|right|Well at least they both belong in a kitchen]]<br />
* A Facebook group was created to protect females from being raped by Asspies. They were so [[butthurt]] they cried [[rape]] to Facebook and the group was deleted just so the Asspies would shut up!<br />
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* The Online Petition was invented by asspies, the only ones who seem to think that anyone gives even the slightest fuck about online petitions. So far, members of Asspies Against Freedom have already created 3 petitions to get Encyclopedia Dramatica taken offline. Unfortunately they don't seem to realize that when no one signs their crybaby petition, making another one is as effective at shutting down a privately owned website as sticking your dick in a light socket. Isn't the definition of insanity repeating the same action over and over again and expecting a different outcome?<br />
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* [[MySpace]] was also invented by an aspie, as evidenced by the constant itemized listing of friends and likes/dislikes.<br />
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==[[IRL]] Drama==<br />
{{quote|I have a big confession: I have already written about the fact that my 9-year-old son was diagnosed in February 2005 with Asperger's Syndrome.|'''Suburban mother, smacking her gum with her lip glossed mouth''' - ''Confessing to her priest''}}<br />
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===Pwnt by Kindergardners: May 2008===<br />
In [http://www.breitbart.com/video/2013/05/05/rep-chaffetz-your-going-to-hear-the-military-was-told-to-stand-down-on-benghazi/ this lulzy video][http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kindergartner-voted-out-by-students/ also here], an Aspie child named Alex, is totally [[pwnt|rejected]] by his kindergarten class. By a vote of 14 to 2, they decided to [[GTFO|kick him out of their class]] for his idiotic flailing Ass-pie behavior that was pissing them off. His mom then [[BAW|BAWWW'd]] on national television about "discrimination" while the Aspie mumbled incoherently in her lap, further proving that the children were right and the whiny parents were wrong. Naturally, a [[lolsuit]] is being planned. The boy's mother was also a [[sick fuck]] and compared the teacher to [[Islam]]ic terrorists which is wrong because it is a favor to the normal children not to have a [[Nick Bate|shit smearing, masturbating]] child in the classroom; and Muslims actually kill people which is much worse than any minor teasing or ridicule. Some people need to grow up and stop being [[fairies]].<br />
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Meanwhile, [[StumbleUpon]] [[loser|users]] [http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/may/23/st-lucie-teacher-has-class-vote-whether-5-year-old/ call for the death penalty].<br />
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===Angry Letter: August 2013===<br />
In this [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/karla-begley-autistic-letter-teen_n_3780378.html new report], another Aspie child named Max's mother receive an angry anonymous letter from someone who was totally fed up with her son's unusual Ass-pie behavior and decide to boldly put in the letter that she either move or euthanize him. The mother takes offense to the word "euthanize" and goes on to [[BAWWWWW]] on national television, CityNews, about the seemly harmless letter while referring her son as a "child". Like the story above, a [[lolsuit]] is being planned while conscientious neighbors show their condolence for the boy. Since then, the letter has been re-tweeted as many as 3,600 times on Twitter with many [[social justice]] [[moralfags]] jumping on the bandwagon for the glory.<br />
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==Treatment==<br />
===For===<br />
{{main|Action T4}}<br />
[[File:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|200px|No wonder why [[America|this country]] is going to [[shit]].]]<br />
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Despite myths that there is no treatment for those with autism, the disorder is incredibly easy. Action T4 also exposes the many myths because autism and allows the patients and their caretakers to live happy lives instead of leeching off [[welfare]].<br />
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The best thing really for them to do is just keep quiet, until they can actually think before they talk, and think about how others feel. It will solve so many problems they put onto themselves. No one is going to care whether or not you have a setback in your life or that asperger's was at fault. All you're doing is saying that you're retarded.<br />
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===Against===<br />
{{main|Asspies for Freedom}}<br />
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Contrary to the above, Asspies for Freedom are opposed to any form of treatment (even when it's clearly needed) and spread lies about their so-called condition to that they may appear normal, but at the same time deserve more respect than other people. Ironically by encouraging people to accept them as being fuckwits they encourage the [[holocaust|extermination of those with asperger's syndrome]] more than Action T4.<br />
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== [[Twitter|#ActuallyAutistic]] ==<br />
Some crazy Twitfags went [[Butthurt]] about not being known about being a sperg because they were jealous of people not having Autism, because they think not having weakness automatically makes people better. Ironically, they cause more damage than intended, because it's right for the non-spergics to hate those faggots.<br />
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== Simulating Asperger's Syndrome ==<br />
There are [[hipster]]s which are jealous of assburgers. They developed several methods to simulate this [[shit]].<br />
=== tDCS (transcranial direct current stimulation) ===<br />
If [[you]] are totally insane, you can put voltage onto your head to be an Aspie for [[at least 100]] minutes. Just power down your totally useless left cerebral hemisphere by putting -9V on it. Then your brain filters nothing anymore, you sense [[moar]] information, memorize every fucking shit and behave like a retarded Aspie. Who needs social life if we have the [[Internet]]?<br />
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Why buy expensive gear if you can use a cheap 9V battery? It doesn't matter if the electricity is uncontrolled and relatively weak.<br />
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A [[9fag]] hipster posted a manual for it [http://archive.fo/PPEky] so that [[retarded]] kiddies try it themselves. Be careful not to [[Suicide|electrocute]] yourself by flashing [[over 9000]]V through your retarded [[brain]].<br />
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Popular conception: it is okay to shock your children if it is stimulating the part of the brain that makes them want to hug people more. Hooking up kids to a cerebral clockwork orange style setup where they have electrodes monitoring their brain's ability to focus on loony tunes and stock Vietnam war footage without thinking about their sad life for a moment or else the screen will slowly flicker into an ominous darkness is a very VERY effective and totally legitimate way to make your autistic child less likely to become Hitler.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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[[File:the_toxic_autism_starter_pack_by_maxyjokinmemesmadder_dgpb3d4-375w-2x.jpg|300px|thumb| today life online, autism people who are cruel and very nasty!!]]<br />
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Image:101509 1440-00-.jpg|Avoid at all costs.<br />
Image:AspieAngryJerk.jpg|[[I came]]<br />
Image:Aspie_Alligator.jpg|What Aspies do under stress<br />
Image:Assburger.jpg|The best kind to have<br />
Image:Asspieformal.jpg|Typical Aspie, notice the [[unwarranted self importance|smug]] grin.<br />
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Image:Autism.jpg<br />
Image:autism-asshole-disease-moral-demotivational-poster-funny-demoralize.JPG<br />
Image:Sky walker.jpg|[http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/14/earlyshow/health/main4802860.shtml wut?]<br />
File:Aspergerking.jpg<br />
Image:Assburger King.jpg|No wonder why autismals see themselves as special<br />
Image:Autism_-_Community_Chest_Card.jpg<br />
Image:Autism_-_Throwing_Poo.jpg<br />
Image:Autismsock.jpg|SUPER WAVE SMASHER<br />
Image:Autistic_-_Assburgers.jpg|What ASSburgers looks like<br />
Image:Autistic -Need To Be Kept In Cages.png|Aspies should always be kept in cages to keep them from harming themselves.<br />
Image:Joeytheautist.gif|[[Joey The Autist]] caught on tape<br />
Image:Autistic_-_Unique.jpg<br />
Image:Caution_autistic.jpg|CAUTION<br />
Image:Daxface1.jpg|[[Daxflame|Take a wild guess]]<br />
Image:F_u.jpg | People with Asperger's usually have this attitude<br />
Image:FatassTransfaggot.jpg|The rape smile<br />
Image:zed stopbeingaretarddear.jpg|The one on the right is an aspie who's reached old-age. The one on the left is waiting for her sugar daddy to die so she could collect his insurance.<br />
File:Cureautismreallyfast.png<br />
Image:Finley98BestPictureEver.jpg|Time to play "spot the Asspie"!<br />
Image:FlutieFlakes.jpeg|[http://www.flutiefoundation.org/Donate-Flutie-Flakes.asp Aspie brikfest of Champyons]<br />
Image:Fuckinthursday.jpg|YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THIS TIME GUYS<br />
Image:Heartless Neighbor.jpg|Aspies not even welcome in the neighborhood because the majority can not put up with their unusual behavior any longer.<br />
Image:Hairy_aspie.jpg|Beware the hypnotic allure of the asspie's eyes!<br />
Image:Heinrich's one fucking facial expression.jpg|No [[Nazis|successful organization]] is complete without a hard-working Aspie.<br />
Image:Mathnews-cover.jpg|These people do not have Asperger's. Fags, the lot of them.<br />
Image:MBisanz May 2006.jpg|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:MBisanz This Wikipedian] clearly is an aspie<br />
Image:MonicaHalloweenWTF.jpg| A wild Aspie appears!<br />
Image:Negi_Springfield_nudes.jpg|[[Negi_Springfield|Aspies are known to be gullible.]]<br />
Image:Rapeguy.jpg|Typical Asspie at your school (in the back). In the front is just ASS.<br />
Image:Retarded_-_Quantum_Shitting.png|Spergs require "special" toileting apparatuses.<br />
Image:Retarded_-_Hug_Coat.jpg|A portable [[Hugbox]]<br />
Image:Rtard.JPG|Typical Asspie being a asspie<br />
Image:Scarychris.jpg|[[Chris-chan|The final boss of Asperger's syndrome]]<br />
Image:YoutubeAsspieButthurtByED.jpg|[[Butthurt]] Aspies often gravitate towards YouTube to post their retarded videos.<br />
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File:Autism Chimpout.gif<br />
File:Assburgersindeed.jpg| Quite the specimens! <br />
File:Chuggingaspie.jpg| A forever alone aspie drowning his loneliness away.<br />
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File:JudgeDrag.jpg|Move over Judge Dredd! Here comes Judge Fagg!<br />
Image:BWAD.jpg| Brad Smith biggest aspie in IRL and online.<br />
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==Criminality==<br />
Because of their inability to empathize, most Aspies are like [[psychopaths]], treating others as objects. Luckily thanks to low IQs and being all-round fuckwits they are quickly caught and [[prison|sent to a special place]] to get the [[Assrape|treatment they needed]]. [[Bubba]] has a thing for virgin white ass, so maybe their empathy will catch on as they [[Rape|bleed from the ass]].<br />
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Autistic (they call it "hate speech" since being [[politically correct]] is something they love to do) Asspies can't get along with people, so they end up doing true hate crimes (i.e. talking about things on groups of people at work, at school or at church) and real sex crimes anyway (esp. [[sexual harassment]]). There is no way they can't pick up dates.<br />
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In 1944, 50 years before the syndrome was officially invented, Dr Hans Asperger himself tried to warn humanity about the evil he had discovered. One of Hans Asperger's first scientific papers on Autism was titled [http://archive.fo/o9EUv "Autistic Psychopathy in Childhood"]. Some believe that A-Monsters may be the dark legacy of a [[Nazi]] experiment.<br />
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|Arguably, fire-related crimes are among the most frequently associated with hfASD [high-functioning Autism Spectrum Disorders]. In a previously discussed study, Siponmaa et al. reported that 10 (63%) of 16 crimes of arson were perpetrated by subjects with hfASD diagnoses.|A-ha! Now we know [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|how to get rid of them!]]<br />
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|Colleagues reported a similar case of a [[pedophile|27-year-old male who was arrested for sexual contact with a minor]] after the perpetrator went to the police station to report the minor had stolen his property. The perpetrator had a long history of inept social attempts to obtain sexual contact. These included taking neighbors shopping for lingerie and letting women use his home for drug transactions. He consented to having sex with a doll before a mocking audience in the hopes that the women in the audience might become aroused and decide to have sex with him.|"Play your cards right and this could be your ass I'm fucking!"<br />
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|Some cases of sexual serial killing, such as that of Jeffrey Dahmer, appear to involve repetitive dehumanization of people—viewing them as disposable objects or as objects that can be literally deconstructed, resulting in the mutilation of the victims.|Though quite happy to claim Edison was an asspie, the tables turn once necrophilic cannibals are brought up.<br />
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|Because persons with hfASD have difficulties appreciating the subjective experiences of other persons, there may be a lack of intersubjective resonance, or empathy.|They don't even say sorry, the shits.<br />
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|Colleagues reported an attempted murder by a 44-year-old man who shot the psychologist who was performing a child custody evaluation. The perpetrator feared the evaluation would be unfavorable, and [[do it faggot|he believed shooting the author of the evaluation would improve his chances of maintaining custody]]. Baron-Cohen described the case of 21-year-old John, who attacked others whenever his routine was disturbed.|Others will kill you and rape your corpse if you break their crayons.<br />
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|because every1 hates aspies we will kill the world every1 with autism aspergers adhd bipolar etc will kill you all!<br />
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we aspies will wipe nt's from the face of the earth|An [[User:Harry158|asspie user]] with no concept of irony.}}<br />
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===(In)Famous Autistic Criminals===<br />
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* A man who burned his house down with his wife and kid inside it so he could claim the insurance<br />
* An old, fat substitute teacher who used to touch up his female students<br />
* A faggot who enjoyed raping niggers in public toilets<br />
* [[Nicky Reilly|A Muslim terrorist who blew himself up in a public restroom after accidentally locking himself in]].<br />
* It has been revealed that [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz, the MSD gunman who massacred 17 people in an high school]], had Asperger's Syndrome and Mental Illness. People with Asperger's are very narcissistic and completely lack the ability to feel empathy (much like psychopaths). They are soulesss, calculating, sexually frustrated "nerds" with no attachment to their fellow humans, and are highly prone to angry outbursts called "meltdowns". This creates the perfect recipe for a cold-blooded killing machine. Nothing short of Asperger's Syndrome allows a person to perpetrate such unthinkable acts.<br />
* Glenn Miller{{Nazi}}- mutated autistic freak who somehow made it to 80 years. Lost one too many elections and decided to [[2014 Overland Park shootings|shoot up the Jews]] ([[Bruh|he killed 3 fellow Christians]])<br />
* It has been revealed that [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook gunman who massacred 20 children in an elementary school]], had Asperger's Syndrome. People with Asperger's are very narcissistic and completely lack the ability to feel empathy (much like psychopaths). They are soulesss, calculating, sexually frustrated "nerds" with no attachment to their fellow humans, and are highly prone to angry outbursts called "meltdowns". This creates the perfect recipe for a cold-blooded killing machine. Nothing short of Asperger's Syndrome allows a person to perpetrate such unthinkable acts.<br />
* [[Elliot Rodger]], the guy who went on a massacre in Isla Vista because he couldn't get laid.<br />
* [[Chris Chan|Christian Weston Chandler]], who Raped his Dementia suffering [[Your Mom|Mother]] and bragged about it on a telephone interview, getting him sent to the [[Jail|Pokey]]<br />
* [[Door Cuck|Anon]], [[German|Kraut]] who tried to shoot up a [[Jew|Jew nest]] but got [[Fail|stopped by a door lol]]<br />
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===Aspergian Girls===<br />
For some reason, over ¾ (75% or 80% or whatever) of diagnosed persons in the Autism Spectrum Disorder range are men. About a quarter (that's 20-22-25%) are women, whom stand apart from other girls, ladies and females. They are like men in a woman's body, but aspieutistic boys are like girls. See also: transies, as in trans[[gender]]ed, trans[[sexual]] and transvestite. Like their male counterparts, they can't get dates and are fawking smart, and she can't have a brain ya know.<br />
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==How to properly deal with someone who has autism==<br />
[[The best]] way to deal with some who has assburgers is to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|kill them with fire]], before they manage to reproduce and override the majority population of normal people. Of course there are alternate methods that can be used:<br />
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== Famous Asburgerers on ED ==<br />
[[File:Autism stop posting boxer.jpg|thumb|300px|right|The never-ending fight against autism]]<br />
[[Image:Asperger king.png|thumb|[[Chris-chan|There can be only one.]]]]<br />
[[Image:Suffer.gif|thumb|When dousing your eyes with bleach isn't enough.]]<br />
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* [[AkewsticRockR]]<br />
* [[Alexander4488]] &ndash; Also known as Game Dude, the biggest [[AVGN]] [[rip-off]] and disgrace to [[video game reviewers]] and dudes everywhere.<br />
* [[AniMat]]<br />
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]<br />
* [[April Davis]]<br />
* [[Armake21]]<br />
* [[Beefrave]]<br />
* [[Bill9929]]<br />
* [[Bill Gates]]<br />
* [[BlueCatRiolu]] &ndash; Views his fetish art at school and constantly wants attention from others by making journals on [[DeviantArt|DA]].<br />
* [[Brandon Fleury]]<br />
* [[ButLova]] &ndash; The world's biggest big butt lover of [[pedophile|any age]]. Also has no art talent.<br />
* [[Camhead]] &ndash; A dog-fucking YTPer who used his autism as an excuse after getting outed as a [[Pedophilia |kiddy-fucker]].<br />
* [[Chris-chan]] &ndash; No comment.<br />
* [[Clayranger89]]<br />
* [[Cobanermani456]]<br />
* [[ColonelDecon]]<br />
* [[Conner Hemming]]<br />
* [[CopperCab]]<br />
* [[cyndilovespiccolo]] &ndash; This girl [[Talk:Cyndilovespiccolo|actually learned something]] from getting trolled and got over herself.<br />
* [[David Vincenzetti]] - L. Ron Hubbard wannabe / [[Brett Keane]] clone.<br />
* [[Daxflame]]<br />
* [[Dev-catscratch]]<br />
* [[DisneyFan01]]<br />
* [[Doopie DoOver]]/[[Doopie Doodles]]<br />
* [[DrMusic2]]<br />
* [[Drp1zza]]<br />
* [[The Eclectic Espeon]]<br />
* [[Elliot Rodger]] &ndash; or the supreme gentleman of the Isla Vista's sorority row.<br />
* [[PissedOffAngryGamer|Eric Abramov]] &ndash; A [[Jewish]]/[[Christian]]/[[Russian]] perverted sumo wrestler.<br />
* All [[Finland|Finnish]] people<br />
* [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] (Well, the fandom and {{Hover|the man who voiced multiple incarnations of Freddy Fazbear himself are|Kellen Goff}})<br />
* [[Flaglerchat]]<br />
* [[Flardox]]<br />
* [[GalaxyRailways2199]]<br />
* [[Game2Winter]] &ndash; An autism supremacist.<br />
* [[Goddammitjosef]]<br />
* [[Hothead the mare]]<br />
* [[Inmendham]]<br />
* [[JackSepticeye]]<br />
* [[Jaiden Animations]]<br />
* [[Jared Milton]]<br />
* [[Jawsus]]<br />
* [[Joseph8276]]<br />
* [[Jeffrey Hyde]]<br />
* [[JustinRPG]] &ndash; Pokemon obsessed manchild with many gross fetishes. Says he's married to a Pokemon Reshiram.<br />
* [[KaBlamBandicoot64]]<br />
* [[Kelseyalicia]]<br />
* [[Kevin Havens]]<br />
* [[Kingcobrajfs]] &ndash; the sexiest goth you've ever seen.<br />
* [[KingMasterReview]]<br />
* [[Kphoria]]<br />
* [[LadyALT69]]<br />
* [[LittleCloud]] &ndash; ED's most wanted, despite 1 out of 90 auties/aspies are female, and (s)he can't make up his/her mind on her sexuality.<br />
* [[M. Chaos]]<br />
* [[Mark Zuckerberg]]<br />
* [[Mariotehplumber]]<br />
* [[Matthew Davis]]<br />
* [[Meta527II]]<br />
* [[Michael Gimson]]<br />
* [[MylarBalloonFan]] &ndash; An asspie obsessed with balloon fetishes and 90's stuff.<br />
* [[MysteriousMrEnter]] &ndash; An asspie who specializes in overanalyzing children's cartoons.<br />
* [[MysticArk]] &ndash; Not the Japanese SNES game Mystic Ark.<br />
* [[Nickolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]]<br />
* [[Nihilistic Snake]]<br />
* [[Omegalore]]<br />
* [[Onigojirakaiju]]<br />
* [[PissedOffVideoGamer]]<br />
* [[Pokemon|Satoshi Tajiri]]<br />
* [[R3x|r3x]]<br />
* [[Randomlaughingman]] &ndash; A dangerously autistic [[trap|"female"]].<br />
* [[Randy Stair]] &ndash; If Elliot Rodger was more of a virgin [[brony]] obsessing over Danny Phantom.<br />
* [[RavenNG]]<br />
* [[Rockosocko]] &ndash; A fart fetish role playing furry with no art talent.<br />
* [[RuffnRoboticGiusep]] &ndash; Aspie Nazi [[diaperfag]].<br />
* [[LeisureSuitGaming|SilentRob]]<br />
* [[SammyClassicSonicFan]] &ndash; An asspie obbessed with Sonic<br />
* [[SaturnDOS]]<br />
* [[Shane Lee]]<br />
* [[Sonmanic]]<br />
* [[Spax3]]<br />
* [[superlisamcb]]<br />
* [[Tammi Reynolds]]<br />
* [[ToonEGuy]]<br />
* [[Travis The Hipster]]<br />
* [[Trigglypuff]]<br />
* [[Wesley!!!]]<br />
* [[UltimateUKFFFan]]<br />
* <s>[[You]]</s> You're not famous.<br />
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==Trolling Aspies==<br />
In the Internet hierarchy, Aspies ([[Weeaboo|and]] [[Furry|their]] [[Sonic The Hedgehog|many]] [[Brony|branches]]) are at the rock bottom of the food chain, far below even [[niggers]] and [[feminist]]s. Aspies are the [[lolcow]] of the human race and should be milked as such. For an example of how Encyclopedia Dramatica milked an aspie for all his worth, just see the Trolls section on [[Chris-chan]]. [[Lulz]] is pretty much the only reason why we let aspies survive, because otherwise once they become [[unfunny]] then we should have [[Action T4|just put them out of their misery]].<br />
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*Remind them of their disability and cite APA 32.7. They hate being proven wrong.<br />
*Refuse them special treatment. Hilarity ensues.<br />
*Refer them to Wikipedia. All Aspies hate Wikipedia due to the only lulzy article they have (High Functioning Autism)<br />
*Cite them as WP:personal. Anything Wikipedia will result in hilarity.<br />
*IRC Trolling: Guard Lowered in Under 10 Minutes (<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-irctrolling showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">Collapse</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">Expand</span></span>]</span>)<br />
*Tell them that Hitler had assburgers<br />
*Ask them if they really have burgers up their asses.<br />
*Ask if they can help you get a burger in your ass too<br />
*<s>Tell them that they are no different to [[Chris-chan|Chris-chan.]]</s> Not recommended, since he has committed [[incest]] and rape.<br />
*Say anything remotely negative about any subject or topic. Asspies will pretend they are in the group you mocked and fake being [[offended]] for [[Attention whores|attention]].<br />
*Tell their ass off that they're insane psychopaths.<br />
*Tell them that Einstein apparently having assburgers doesn't automatically make their lazy asses 'geniuses' <br />
*Remind them that nearly all school shooters are aspies<br />
*'''Their greatest weakness is when their antics are directly mimicked and used against them'''<br />
**If everyone is an object then the autist is the gayest, most socially inept [[Ayn Rand|John Galt]] in the room. No exceptions<br />
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[23:57] --> You have joined the channel #asperger (~welp@z2024.comcast.net).<br />
[23:57] *** The channel topic is "Channel ONLY for people with Autism, Asperger's or a related condition. Homepage: http://asperger.inlv.org".<br />
[23:57] *** The topic was set by Gareethafk on 10/20/11 11:36 AM.<br />
[23:57] *** Channel modes: private, topic protection, no messages from outside<br />
[23:57] *** This channel was created on 05/09/04 06:12 AM.<br />
[23:57] <CharlesR> hi MrAsperger are you new here?<br />
[23:57] <MrAsperger> yes i just found the site<br />
[23:58] <CharlesR> please introduce yourself<br />
[23:58] * CharlesR is a 60 yr old unemployed radio broadcast engineer and old style pre-computer radio nerd near Youngstown, Ohio, USA, diagnosed Asperger syndrome, never married, living alone with dog, Jenny<br />
[23:58] * phyre pounces on gandalf<br />
[23:59] <phyre> What are you doing up?<br />
[23:59] <MrAsperger> well, i'm a 28-year-old freelance computer programmer from Los Angeles, not yet diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome but self-suspected, and single but living alone<br />
[23:59] <MrAsperger> that about sums me up<br />
[00:00] <torako> single BUT living alone? "living alone" does not contradict "single<br />
[00:00] <torako> :<br />
[00:00] <torako> *"<br />
[00:00] <MrAsperger> i'm shy and nervous around new people<br />
[00:00] <MrAsperger> if i make stupid mistakes, i'm sorry<br />
[00:00] <MrAsperger> i get flustered easily<br />
[00:00] <CharlesR> thanks and welcome MrAsperger<br />
[00:00] <MrAsperger> thank you<br />
[00:01] <torako> are you hans asperger?<br />
[00:01] <Gareethafk> He's dead.<br />
[00:01] <MrAsperger> then it would be kind of difficult<br />
[00:01] <torako> are you related to hans asperger?<br />
[00:01] <Gareethafk> And would be considerably older than 28<br />
[00:01] <phyre> Oh, we all make stupid mistakes. Some of us just enjoy being nitpicky, myself included. :P<br />
[00:01] <MrAsperger> I understand, phyre<br />
[00:01] <Gareethafk> Don't let torako fluster you <br />
[00:01] <torako> i'm not fluster-ing<br />
[00:02] <phyre> That hyphen isn't necessary.<br />
[00:02] <MrAsperger> and no, i'm not related to him<br />
[00:02] <torako> MrAsperger: then what's up with your nick?<br />
[00:02] <phyre> He just likes it. Sheesh.<br />
[00:02] <MrAsperger> pretty much<br />
[00:02] <torako> but he's not mr. asperger<br />
[00:02] <MrAsperger> i'm a male<br />
[00:02] <phyre> You're not an actual tiger cub, so what's up with yours, torako?<br />
[00:02] <torako> torako is a name<br />
[00:02] <MrAsperger> phyre has a point<br />
[00:03] <torako> and tora was my nickname in junior high<br />
[00:03] <torako> that's why<br />
[00:03] <phyre> I'm not an actual misspelled chemical reaction.<br />
[00:03] <torako> yes you are<br />
[00:03] <MrAsperger> mrs.oxygen would love that one<br />
[00:03] <dfy> since when is it appropriate to quiz people about the origin of nicks<br />
[00:03] <phyre> Oh crap, my secret is out!<br />
[00:03] <torako> dfy: since your face<br />
[00:03] <phyre> Since when is half of what you say appropriate either, dude?<br />
[00:03] * Gareethafk is an adult with autism who lives in BC, Canada with her dog, cat and assorted fish and her lovely computer.<br />
[00:03] <T`Ver> good night everyone<br />
[00:03] <phyre> Good night.<br />
[00:03] <MrAsperger> good night<br />
[00:03] * Gareethafk faints from the on topic comment by dfy<br />
[00:04] <phyre> Heh.<br />
[00:04] <torako> haha<br />
[00:04] <-- T`Ver has left this server.<br />
[00:05] <CharlesR> torako, not tora tora tora?<br />
[00:05] <torako> CharlesR: no...<br />
[00:05] <MrAsperger> tora tora bora bora?<br />
[00:05] <phyre> I think that movie is older than her.<br />
[00:05] <torako> i like tigers, what's why that was my nickname<br />
[00:05] <phyre> Plus it's annoying to say.<br />
[00:06] <CharlesR> i mean the origin oif the movies name<br />
[00:06] <phyre> Annnd I have no idea what that is.<br />
[00:06] <torako> and it's better than the username i was using for stuff before<br />
[00:06] --> Gerrit has joined this channel (~Gerrit@193.10.130.8).<br />
[00:06] *** CStar gives channel operator privileges to Gerrit.<br />
[00:06] <phyre> Your Neopets nick?<br />
[00:06] <torako> yeah<br />
[00:06] <phyre> Yeah, that's pretty lame.<br />
[00:06] <torako> it's really derpy XD<br />
[00:06] <torako> i was a little kid okay??<br />
[00:06] <CharlesR> the report from the first japanese pilot who bombed pearl harbor<br />
[00:07] <Gerrit> Good morning.<br />
[00:07] <CharlesR> it was code for "full surpiise achieved"<br />
[00:07] <torako> CharlesR: he said "tiger tiger tiger"? i fail to see how that's relevant<br />
[00:07] <CharlesR> codes often are not relevant<br />
[00:08] <phyre> Which is kind of the point.<br />
[00:08] <torako> also wait you're calling me a WWII bomber? wtf?<br />
[00:08] <torako> dude fuck you too<br />
[00:08] <MrAsperger> 8===================================================D<br />
[00:08] <MrAsperger> LOL DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG<br />
[00:08] <MrAsperger> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS<br />
[00:08] <CharlesR> you know better than that torako<br />
[00:08] <MrAsperger> 8===================================================D<br />
[00:08] <torako> hm a troll?<br />
[00:08] <phyre> what an original troll<br />
[00:08] <CharlesR> MrAsperger?<br />
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== Autism Acceptance Month==<br />
At last, an insecure Sperg has had enough of your [[Shit|shit]], so they made this shitty month. Examples of these people are narcissistic pricks and [[Twatter|Twitter users]].<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Action T4]]<br />
*[[Asperchu]]<br />
*[[Aspies for Freedom]]<br />
*[[Aspierations]]<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Autism macros]]<br />
*[[Bronies]]<br />
*[[Barron Trump]]<br />
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting]]<br />
*[[Charles Ziese]]<br />
*[[CyberDemon531]]<br />
*[[EVE Online]]<br />
*[[Elevator Filming]]<br />
*[[Fedora]] - What Asspies tend to wear<br />
*[[Fedora]] - [[Lunix]] for Asspies.<br />
*[[FoolQuest.com]]<br />
*[[Leaderfag]]<br />
*[[The Loud House]] fans<br />
*[[Love Shy]]<br />
*[[Malber]]<br />
*[[Matthew Nicholson]]<br />
*[[Minecraft]]<br />
*[[Mong]]<br />
*[[Neurodiversity]]<br />
*[[Psychochondria]]<br />
*[[Rape]]<br />
*[[Retard]]<br />
*[[The R Word]]<br />
*[[Sandy Hook]]<br />
*[[Sceptre]]<br />
*[[Spergin]]<br />
*[[Monica Punk]]<br />
*[[Stoofoo.net]]<br />
*[[School shooting]]<br />
*[[Takedownman]]<br />
*[[The Transit Coalition]]<br />
*[[TV Tropes]]<br />
*[[Ulillillia]]<br />
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]]<br />
*[[YouTube Thomas Club]]<br />
*[[Joseph8276]]<br />
*[[SWAuTistic]]<br />
*[[Unikitty]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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*[http://efukt.com/21227_Autism_Abuse.html Autism Abuse.]<br />
*[http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt90292.html Read it and weep: The truth about Asperger's Syndrome]<br />
*[http://zacbrowser.com/ ZAC Browser: The games aspies' moms make them play]<br />
*[http://archive.fo/vpCYF Asspie dating]<br />
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1277646/Zefri123 A typical Asspie (Zefri the Angel Boy!!!!11)]<br />
*[http://archive.fo/OMZjR Asspie trollficcer doing it so very wrong. Or are they?!]<br />
*[http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums.html lol asspie congregation (exception to the power in numbers rule here)]<br />
*[http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/ Aspies for Freedom]<br />
*[http://www.cafepress.com/love_autism/346770 The official I have Autism button. BUY BUY BUY]<br />
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1116602/Why-face-truth-Having-autistic-child-wrecks-life-.html Daily Mail] explains why autistic children need to be [[Abortion|aborted]] ([[screencap]] [[:Image:Daily Mail Supports Autism Abortion.jpg|here]]).<br />
*{{fa|autisticfurs|Autistic Furries}}<br />
*[http://www.jonathans-stories.com/non-fiction/undiagnosing.html A good article disproving that Bill Gates, Albert Einstein and Thomas Jefferson had autism]<br />
*{{facebook|ryan.santone.9|Ryan the ass pie raped two bitches with his curved penis and thinks he's hero.}}<br />
*[http://creativethoughts.wikia.com/wiki/User:Jon825lazery7?oldid=8615 In his natural habitat]<br />
*[https://www.facebook.com/brad.smith.58958 The biggest aspie you'll ever encounter very lulzy, indeed]<br />
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Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
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Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
[[Attention_Whore|Attention Whore]]<br />
<br />
[[Asperger's_Syndrome|Autism]] <br />
<br />
[[Bipolar_Disorder|Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
<br />
[[Birdie]]<br />
<br />
[[Communism]]<br />
<br />
[[Cuba]]<br />
<br />
[[Emo]]<br />
<br />
[[Pedophilia]]<br />
<br />
[[Tumblr]]<br />
<br />
[[MSPaint_Adventures|Homestuck]]<br />
<br />
[[Twatter|Twitter]]<br />
<br />
[[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]]<br />
<br />
[[Lol-cow|Lolcow]] <br />
<br />
[[Sick_fuck|Sick fuck]]<br />
<br />
[[FanFiction|Fanfiction]]<br />
<br />
[[Necrophilia]]<br />
<br />
[[Guro]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935828Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T05:31:55Z<p>Lizzythecreator: /* See also */</p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
[[Attention_Whore|Attention Whore]]<br />
<br />
[[Asperger's_Syndrome|Autism]] <br />
<br />
[[Bipolar_Disorder|Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
<br />
[[Birdie]]<br />
<br />
[[Communism]]<br />
<br />
[[Cuba]]<br />
<br />
[[Emo]]<br />
<br />
[[Pedophilia]]<br />
<br />
[[Tumblr]]<br />
<br />
[[MSPaint_Adventures|Homestuck]]<br />
<br />
[[Twatter|Twitter]]<br />
<br />
[[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]]<br />
<br />
[[Lol-cow|Lolcow]] <br />
<br />
[[Sick_fuck|Sick fuck]]<br />
<br />
Fanfiction<br />
<br />
Necrophilia<br />
<br />
[[Guro]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935827Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T05:17:14Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
==How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)==<br />
<br />
1. Tell her Communism le bad<br />
<br />
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore<br />
<br />
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable<br />
<br />
4. Tell her she’s a groomer<br />
<br />
5.[https://www.tumblr.com/calloutpostloll/787960267980062720/post-about-goddamitjosef?source=share Make a call out post for the lolz]<br />
<br />
6. Slightly challenge her<br />
<br />
7. Be patriotic of [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Murica]]<br />
<br />
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.<br />
<br />
9. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2MRwixP-Rg7yGKMDbe4u-2X5mbjEKpelJwAS5kxiUU/edit?tab=t.0 Read this and show it to everyone.]<br />
<br />
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.<br />
<br />
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.<br />
<br />
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
[https://www.tumblr.com/goddammitjosef Tumblr - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://x.com/goddammitjosef Twatter - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://archive.transformativeworks.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef Ao3 - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
[https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/ Pinterest - Goddammitjosef]<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
Attention Whore<br />
<br />
Autism <br />
<br />
[[Bipolar_Disorder|Bipolar Disorder]]<br />
<br />
Birdie<br />
<br />
Communism<br />
<br />
[[Cuba]]<br />
<br />
[[Emo]]<br />
<br />
Pedophilia<br />
<br />
Tumblr<br />
<br />
Homestuck<br />
<br />
Twitter<br />
<br />
16-year-old girl<br />
<br />
Lolcow <br />
<br />
Sick fuck<br />
<br />
Fanfiction<br />
<br />
Necrophilia<br />
<br />
Guro</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935826Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T04:49:51Z<p>Lizzythecreator: added Category:Sick fucks using HotCat</p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sick fucks]]</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935825Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T04:49:08Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
[[File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg|thumb|Hmmmm…that looks [[Birdie|eerily similar]]..]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Self_portrait_by_Lucia.jpg&diff=1935824File:Self portrait by Lucia.jpg2025-10-23T04:47:32Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>Hmmm…isn’t that eerily similar?</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Lucia.jpg&diff=1935823File:Lucia.jpg2025-10-23T04:45:20Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>Oh my god…a hot, emo, exotic Cuba female UGHH</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935822Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T04:44:49Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucia.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
<br />
==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
<br />
[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
<br />
To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
<br />
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
<br />
Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
<br />
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
<br />
[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
<br />
==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
<br />
==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
<br />
===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
<br />
[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
<br />
==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
<br />
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Lucia.jpg&diff=1935821File:Lucia.jpg2025-10-23T04:41:56Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
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<div>yours truly!</div>Lizzythecreatorhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Goddammitjosef&diff=1935820Goddammitjosef2025-10-23T04:28:23Z<p>Lizzythecreator: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{lolcow2}}<br />
{{aspergers}}<br />
{{Pedo}}<br />
{{SickFuck}}<br />
<br />
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!<br />
<br />
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander], and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. <br />
<br />
==The Origin==<br />
Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill [[Prostitute|prostitute]] of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her [[Child_abuse|abusive]], [[Insane|crazy]], [[AIDS|HIV-ridden]] [[Whore|whore]] of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered [[Fanfiction|fanfiction]] at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, [https://pasteboard.co/nV77hx4fCPZz.jpg especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.] <br />
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==The Jerking and the Jack off begins==<br />
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and [[Yaoi|yaoi]], she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching [[Guro|cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way,]] [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55905667/chapters/141960616 as seen in this fic she wrote.] In fact she even made an illustration of this. <br />
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[[File:Junot Guro by YOURS TRULY!.jpg|thumb]]<br />
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To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also thinks [https://major-emerald-bk5qkwv4p8.edgeone.app/IMG_9335.jpeg the Marquis de Sade’s writing is sexy,] the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35252629?vie Like this bullshit!] Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.<br />
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Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a [[Hetalia]] fan.<br />
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==The Mental Wards==<br />
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [[Crybaby|“Extremely Traumatized”]]. Not only that, this probably fueled her [[RAGE|RAAAAAGING]] hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. <br />
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Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. [[Suicide|At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking,]] all while whoring herself out and dubbing it [[Rape|“being raped”.]] Apparently according to her, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_(2003_film) being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?)].<br />
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Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her [[Necrophilia|unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I]]<br />
[[File:Take this bullshit for example..png|thumb|Take this bullshit for example.]]<br />
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[[File:Dinner with a pillow.jpg|thumb|But wait! There’s more!]]<br />
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[[File:The answer is obvious..jpg|thumb|Fuck no]]<br />
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[[File:I love the dead.jpg|thumb|I lOOoove the dead!]]<br />
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==Saint Helena Circlejerk==<br />
Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed<br />
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==The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo==<br />
In April 2025, [[Suicide|she tried killing herself.]] She deactivated her original Tumblr, and attempted to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular. <br />
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===I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!===<br />
During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill [[13-year-old boy]] named Nikita. [[Bullshit|According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins.]] [[Hypocrisy|They were also extremely obsessive for her]] and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it. <br />
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[[File:The Nikita incident..png|thumb|And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!]]<br />
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==The end of the Circlejerk==<br />
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. [[Ragequit|Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025.]] During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.<br />
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