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<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* The brain-rotted shooter */</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|his dad got 180 years in prison}}<br /> {{achtung|GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]]}}<br /> {{failsathero}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED; padding: 4px;&quot; <br /> |[[File:Mjapproves1.jpg|75px]]<br /> |'''''This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.&lt;br&gt;You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then.'''''<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Colt Gray.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Colt Gray'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 2010 ({{age|2010|1|14}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Pussybitch|No]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.<br /> <br /> Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools &quot;being on a fucking list&quot;, or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.<br /> <br /> ==High-Score Attempt==<br /> [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]]<br /> On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving [[Special Education|his algebra class]], grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he [[Chimp out|fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets]]. <br /> <br /> He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a retard, and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Apple|background-color: light gray;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:AppleSchool killer.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:AppleTeacher body.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:ApplePolice.mp4|700px]]}}|border= black|background= lightgray}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Originz==<br /> Before this epic [[Fail|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!<br /> <br /> [[gun|Colt]] &quot;Smith And Wesson&quot; Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the &quot;School Shooting Generation&quot; according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Texas]] in 2018!&lt;ref&gt;https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> [[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg|thumb|250px|Colt in better days with his [[cat|pussy]] Jake]]<br /> [[File:ColtAR-15.png|250px|thumb|One part [[redneck]]]]<br /> [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]]<br /> Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....<br /> <br /> He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters such as [[Adam Lanza]] (the [[Dylan Roof|bowlcut]] ass gunslinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than [[You|Colt]]). After being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?|Click here fat ass.]] <br /> <br /> ==Equipment==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- GUARDCUCK--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SIG Sauer M400<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsLR300.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Good Rifle '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ATS Ghost Pro.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *[[Short man syndrome|Decreases visibility by 100%. Undetectable to any NPC.]]<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': [[Shota|Child]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming by 20%, but increases undetectability by 30%.<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 3''': [[Emo]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:EmoIcon.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Minimizes empathy to atomic levels. Reduces intelligence by 50%.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Investigationz&quot;==<br /> After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia|Russian]] and explaining how he wants to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and commit [[An Hero|suicide]], this of course alerted the [[FBI|FBI]] &amp; the party van came to his house! [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ The [[FBI]] did jackshit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when he posted that [[YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he got hacked into saying that stuff and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v&amp; and of course commit his shitty &quot;massacre&quot;! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;g2N2w4gvPsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist|father]] makes him start [[Autism|stimming]].<br /> <br /> ==Dad's Reaction==<br /> [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]]<br /> Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a [[Crazy|Psych Ward]] he decides to get him a [[Christmas|Christmas]] present ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) that would turn out to be deadly just like the [[Ethan Crumbley|Crumbleys]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No<br /> ==Victims ;(==<br /> *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Richard Aspenwall''', 39 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Algebra teacher who got factored!<br /> *'''Christian Angulo''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - [[Mexican|Spic]] who will never work on roofs again. :(<br /> *'''Mason Schermerhorn''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Autistic niglet who had dreams of joining the [[NBA]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[Generation Alpha|brain-rotted]] shooter==<br /> {{cg|'''[[Zoomer|Gen Z-Alpha]]'s Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray1.jpg|Showing off the gay smut he has [[Failure|displayed on his wall]]<br /> File:ColtGray2.jpg|Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of [[Nikolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]] on the wall.<br /> File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink<br /> File:ColtGray4.jpg|From an [[Roleplay|ERP]] sesh<br /> File:ColtGray5.jpg|Gonna suck your black dick<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]<br /> File:ColtGray7.jpg|Maybe his aim would have been better if he remembered these?<br /> File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky.<br /> File:ColtGray8B.png|He was shirtless when he was about to [[Cockmongler|suck a dick]].<br /> File:ColtGray9.jpg|Which sick pedo got this one from him?<br /> File:ColtGray10.jpeg<br /> File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry<br /> File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days<br /> File:ColtGray13.png|Suffering from a explosive diarrhea attack<br /> File:ColtGray14.png|In his [[Cosplay|anime character]] era.<br /> File:ColtGray15.png|Finaly [[Congratulations|took a shower]] and thought he would end up like [[Kosta Kecmanović]], but he didn't get any fangirls ([[Faggot|only men]]).<br /> File:ColtGray16.png|Surely waiting for a [[tribute]].<br /> File:ColtGray17.png|The beast was [[Anger|angered]].<br /> File:ColtGray18.png|Tell him to stop taking selfies. He's not a real [[Porn|pornstar]].<br /> File:ColtGray19.png|Cosplaying again, now as [[Dylan Klebold]]. He was probably a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]].<br /> File:ColtGray20.png|[[Trap|Doesn't look like a boy]]<br /> File:ColtGray21.png|Shirtless and blushing at you, like the faggot he is.<br /> File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta'<br /> File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare<br /> File:ColtGray24.png|[[Emo|Just slit his wrists]]?<br /> ColtGray25.png<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]]<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|In the old happier times<br /> File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''&lt;br&gt; The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|4| |6|9 injured|5|Death threats|8|Got [[The Onion]] to post their &quot;No Way to Prevent This&quot; article for the first time since [[Robert Card]]|5|Deadliest school shooting in Georgia|28|F-| A school shooting in America is equivalent to a local sport}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.<br /> *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.<br /> *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Colt_Gray&diff=1916845 2025-03-23T00:08:05Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* The brain-rotted shooter */</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|his dad got 180 years in prison}}<br /> {{achtung|GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]]}}<br /> {{failsathero}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED; padding: 4px;&quot; <br /> |[[File:Mjapproves1.jpg|75px]]<br /> |'''''This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.&lt;br&gt;You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then.'''''<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Colt Gray.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Colt Gray'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 2010 ({{age|2010|1|14}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Pussybitch|No]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.<br /> <br /> Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools &quot;being on a fucking list&quot;, or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.<br /> <br /> ==High-Score Attempt==<br /> [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]]<br /> On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving [[Special Education|his algebra class]], grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he [[Chimp out|fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets]]. <br /> <br /> He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a retard, and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Apple|background-color: light gray;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:AppleSchool killer.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:AppleTeacher body.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:ApplePolice.mp4|700px]]}}|border= black|background= lightgray}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Originz==<br /> Before this epic [[Fail|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!<br /> <br /> [[gun|Colt]] &quot;Smith And Wesson&quot; Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the &quot;School Shooting Generation&quot; according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Texas]] in 2018!&lt;ref&gt;https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> [[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg|thumb|250px|Colt in better days with his [[cat|pussy]] Jake]]<br /> [[File:ColtAR-15.png|250px|thumb|One part [[redneck]]]]<br /> [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]]<br /> Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....<br /> <br /> He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters such as [[Adam Lanza]] (the [[Dylan Roof|bowlcut]] ass gunslinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than [[You|Colt]]). After being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?|Click here fat ass.]] <br /> <br /> ==Equipment==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- GUARDCUCK--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SIG Sauer M400<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsLR300.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Good Rifle '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ATS Ghost Pro.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *[[Short man syndrome|Decreases visibility by 100%. Undetectable to any NPC.]]<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': [[Shota|Child]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming by 20%, but increases undetectability by 30%.<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 3''': [[Emo]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:EmoIcon.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Minimizes empathy to atomic levels. Reduces intelligence by 50%.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Investigationz&quot;==<br /> After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia|Russian]] and explaining how he wants to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and commit [[An Hero|suicide]], this of course alerted the [[FBI|FBI]] &amp; the party van came to his house! [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ The [[FBI]] did jackshit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when he posted that [[YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he got hacked into saying that stuff and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v&amp; and of course commit his shitty &quot;massacre&quot;! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;g2N2w4gvPsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist|father]] makes him start [[Autism|stimming]].<br /> <br /> ==Dad's Reaction==<br /> [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]]<br /> Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a [[Crazy|Psych Ward]] he decides to get him a [[Christmas|Christmas]] present ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) that would turn out to be deadly just like the [[Ethan Crumbley|Crumbleys]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No<br /> ==Victims ;(==<br /> *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Richard Aspenwall''', 39 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Algebra teacher who got factored!<br /> *'''Christian Angulo''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - [[Mexican|Spic]] who will never work on roofs again. :(<br /> *'''Mason Schermerhorn''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Autistic niglet who had dreams of joining the [[NBA]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[Generation Alpha|brain-rotted]] shooter==<br /> {{cg|'''[[Zoomer|Gen Z-Alpha]]'s Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray1.jpg|Showing off the gay smut he has [[Failure|displayed on his wall]]<br /> File:ColtGray2.jpg|Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of [[Nikolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]] on the wall.<br /> File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink<br /> File:ColtGray4.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray5.jpg|Gonna suck your black dick<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]<br /> File:ColtGray7.jpg|Maybe his aim would have been better if he remembered these?<br /> File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky.<br /> File:ColtGray8B.png|He was shirtless when he was about to [[Cockmongler|suck a dick]].<br /> File:ColtGray9.jpg|Which sick pedo got this one from him?<br /> File:ColtGray10.jpeg<br /> File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry<br /> File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days<br /> File:ColtGray13.png|Suffering from a explosive diarrhea attack<br /> File:ColtGray14.png|In his [[Cosplay|anime character]] era.<br /> File:ColtGray15.png|Finaly [[Congratulations|took a shower]] and thought he would end up like [[Kosta Kecmanović]], but he didn't get any fangirls ([[Faggot|only men]]).<br /> File:ColtGray16.png|Surely waiting for a [[tribute]].<br /> File:ColtGray17.png|The beast was [[Anger|angered]].<br /> File:ColtGray18.png|Tell him to stop taking selfies. He's not a real pornstar.<br /> File:ColtGray19.png|Cosplaying again, now as [[Dylan Klebold]]. He was probably a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]].<br /> File:ColtGray20.png|[[Trap|Doesn't look like a boy]]<br /> File:ColtGray21.png|Shirtless and blushing at you, like the faggot he is.<br /> File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta'<br /> File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare<br /> File:ColtGray24.png|[[Emo|Just slit his wrists]]?<br /> ColtGray25.png<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]]<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|In the old happier times<br /> File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''&lt;br&gt; The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|4| |6|9 injured|5|Death threats|8|Got [[The Onion]] to post their &quot;No Way to Prevent This&quot; article for the first time since [[Robert Card]]|5|Deadliest school shooting in Georgia|28|F-| A school shooting in America is equivalent to a local sport}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.<br /> *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.<br /> *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Colt_Gray&diff=1916841 2025-03-22T23:53:20Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|his dad got 180 years in prison}}<br /> {{achtung|GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]]}}<br /> {{failsathero}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED; padding: 4px;&quot; <br /> |[[File:Mjapproves1.jpg|75px]]<br /> |'''''This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.&lt;br&gt;You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then.'''''<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Colt Gray.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Colt Gray'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 2010 ({{age|2010|1|14}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Pussybitch|No]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.<br /> <br /> Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools &quot;being on a fucking list&quot;, or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.<br /> <br /> ==High-Score Attempt==<br /> [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]]<br /> On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving [[Special Education|his algebra class]], grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he [[Chimp out|fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets]]. <br /> <br /> He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a retard, and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Apple|background-color: light gray;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:AppleSchool killer.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:AppleTeacher body.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:ApplePolice.mp4|700px]]}}|border= black|background= lightgray}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Originz==<br /> Before this epic [[Fail|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!<br /> <br /> [[gun|Colt]] &quot;Smith And Wesson&quot; Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the &quot;School Shooting Generation&quot; according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Texas]] in 2018!&lt;ref&gt;https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> [[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg|thumb|250px|Colt in better days with his [[cat|pussy]] Jake]]<br /> [[File:ColtAR-15.png|250px|thumb|One part [[redneck]]]]<br /> [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]]<br /> Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....<br /> <br /> He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters such as [[Adam Lanza]] (the [[Dylan Roof|bowlcut]] ass gunslinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than [[You|Colt]]). After being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?|Click here fat ass.]] <br /> <br /> ==Equipment==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- GUARDCUCK--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SIG Sauer M400<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsLR300.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Good Rifle '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ATS Ghost Pro.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *[[Short man syndrome|Decreases visibility by 100%. Undetectable to any NPC.]]<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': [[Shota|Child]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming by 20%, but increases undetectability by 30%.<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 3''': [[Emo]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:EmoIcon.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Minimizes empathy to atomic levels. Reduces intelligence by 50%.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Investigationz&quot;==<br /> After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia|Russian]] and explaining how he wants to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and commit [[An Hero|suicide]], this of course alerted the [[FBI|FBI]] &amp; the party van came to his house! [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ The [[FBI]] did jackshit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when he posted that [[YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he got hacked into saying that stuff and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v&amp; and of course commit his shitty &quot;massacre&quot;! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;g2N2w4gvPsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist|father]] makes him start [[Autism|stimming]].<br /> <br /> ==Dad's Reaction==<br /> [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]]<br /> Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a [[Crazy|Psych Ward]] he decides to get him a [[Christmas|Christmas]] present ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) that would turn out to be deadly just like the [[Ethan Crumbley|Crumbleys]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No<br /> ==Victims ;(==<br /> *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Richard Aspenwall''', 39 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Algebra teacher who got factored!<br /> *'''Christian Angulo''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - [[Mexican|Spic]] who will never work on roofs again. :(<br /> *'''Mason Schermerhorn''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Autistic niglet who had dreams of joining the [[NBA]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[Generation Alpha|brain-rotted]] shooter==<br /> {{cg|'''[[Zoomer|Gen Z-Alpha]]'s Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray1.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray2.jpg|Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of [[Nikolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]] on the wall.<br /> File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink<br /> File:ColtGray4.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray5.jpg|Gonna suck your black dick<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]<br /> File:ColtGray7.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky<br /> File:ColtGray8B.png|He was shirtless when he was about to [[Cockmongler|suck a dick]]<br /> File:ColtGray9.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray10.jpeg<br /> File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry<br /> File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days<br /> File:ColtGray13.png|Suffering from a explosive diarrhea attack<br /> File:ColtGray14.png<br /> File:ColtGray15.png|Thought he would end up like [[Kosta Kecmanović]], but he didn't get any fangirls.<br /> File:ColtGray16.png<br /> File:ColtGray17.png<br /> File:ColtGray18.png|Tell him to stop taking selfies. He's not a pornstar.<br /> File:ColtGray19.png|Looking as [[Dylan Klebold]]. Probably he was a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]]<br /> File:ColtGray20.png<br /> File:ColtGray21.png|Shirtless, like the faggot he is.<br /> File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta'<br /> File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare<br /> File:ColtGray24.png<br /> ColtGray25.png<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]]<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|In that old happier times<br /> File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''&lt;br&gt; The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|4| |6|9 injured|5|Death threats|8|Got [[The Onion]] to post their &quot;No Way to Prevent This&quot; article for the first time since [[Robert Card]]|5|Deadliest school shooting in Georgia|28|F-| A school shooting in America is equivalent to a local sport}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.<br /> *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.<br /> *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Colt_Gray&diff=1916836 2025-03-22T23:35:34Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Originz */</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|his dad got 180 years in prison}}<br /> {{achtung|GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]]}}<br /> {{failsathero}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED; padding: 4px;&quot; <br /> |[[File:Mjapproves1.jpg|75px]]<br /> |'''''This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.&lt;br&gt;You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then.'''''<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Colt Gray.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Colt Gray'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 2010 ({{age|2010|1|14}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Pussybitch|No]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.<br /> <br /> Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools &quot;being on a fucking list&quot;, or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.<br /> <br /> ==High-Score Attempt==<br /> [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]]<br /> On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving [[Special Education|his algebra class]], grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he [[Chimp out|fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets]]. <br /> <br /> He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a retard, and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Apple|background-color: light gray;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:AppleSchool killer.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:AppleTeacher body.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:ApplePolice.mp4|700px]]}}|border= black|background= lightgray}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Originz==<br /> Before this epic [[Fail|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!<br /> <br /> [[gun|Colt]] &quot;Smith And Wesson&quot; Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the &quot;School Shooting Generation&quot; according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Texas]] in 2018!&lt;ref&gt;https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> [[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg|thumb|250px|Colt in better days with his [[cat|pussy]] Jake]]<br /> [[File:ColtAR-15.png|250px|thumb|One part [[redneck]]]]<br /> [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]]<br /> Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....<br /> <br /> He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters like [[Adam Lanza]] the [[Dylan Roof|bowlcut]] ass gun slinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than Colt. After being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?|Click here fat ass.]] <br /> <br /> After this little act of lulz, having the name Adam Lanza's surname in [[Russia|Russian]] as his pedocord username and explaining that he'd want to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and to commit [[An Hero|suicide]], this of course alerted the [[FBI|FBI]] &amp; the party van came to his house! [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing minute starting around 1:15] as the stress of being interrogated while having to be near his [[Rapist|father]] makes him [[Autism|stim]].<br /> <br /> ==Equipment==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- GUARDCUCK--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SIG Sauer M400<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsLR300.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Good Rifle '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ATS Ghost Pro.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Undetectable to any NPC<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Kid<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 3''': Emo<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:EmoIcon.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Reduces empathy to atomic levels. Reduces a half intelligence<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Investigationz&quot;==<br /> The [[FBI]] did little shit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when [[Nikolas Cruz|Nikolas]] posted that [[YouTube|YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he was hacked into saying that and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v&amp; and of course commit his shitty &quot;massacre&quot;! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;g2N2w4gvPsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Dad's Reaction==<br /> [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]]<br /> Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a [[Crazy|Psych Ward]] he decides to get him a [[Christmas|Christmas]] present ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) that would turn out to be deadly just like the [[Ethan Crumbley|Crumbleys]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No<br /> ==Victims ;(==<br /> *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Richard Aspenwall''', 39 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Algebra teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Christian Angulo''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Spic who will never work on roofs again. :(<br /> *'''Mason Schermerhorn''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Autistic niglet who had fond dreams of joining the NBA<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[Generation Alpha|brain-rotted]] shooter==<br /> {{cg|'''[[Zoomer|Gen Z-Alpha]]'s Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray1.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray2.jpg|Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of [[Nikolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]] on the wall.<br /> File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink<br /> File:ColtGray4.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray5.jpg|Gonna suck your black dick<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]<br /> File:ColtGray7.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky<br /> File:ColtGray8B.png|He was shirtless when he was about to [[Cockmongler|suck a dick]]<br /> File:ColtGray9.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray10.jpeg<br /> File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry<br /> File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days<br /> File:ColtGray13.png|Suffering from a explosive diarrhea attack<br /> File:ColtGray14.png<br /> File:ColtGray15.png|Thought he would end up like [[Kosta Kecmanović]], but he didn't get any fangirls.<br /> File:ColtGray16.png<br /> File:ColtGray17.png<br /> File:ColtGray18.png|Tell him to stop taking selfies. He's not a pornstar.<br /> File:ColtGray19.png|Looking as [[Dylan Klebold]]. Probably he was a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]]<br /> File:ColtGray20.png<br /> File:ColtGray21.png|Shirtless, like the faggot he is.<br /> File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta'<br /> File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare<br /> File:ColtGray24.png<br /> ColtGray25.png<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]]<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|In that old happier times<br /> File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''&lt;br&gt; The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|4| |6|9 injured|5|Death threats|8|Got [[The Onion]] to post their &quot;No Way to Prevent This&quot; article for the first time since [[Robert Card]]|5|Deadliest school shooting in Georgia|28|F-| A school shooting in America is equivalent to a local sport}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.<br /> *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.<br /> *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Colt_Gray&diff=1916822 2025-03-22T23:12:39Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* High-Score Attempt */</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|his dad got 180 years in prison}}<br /> {{achtung|GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]]}}<br /> {{failsathero}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED; padding: 4px;&quot; <br /> |[[File:Mjapproves1.jpg|75px]]<br /> |'''''This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.&lt;br&gt;You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then.'''''<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Colt Gray.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Colt Gray'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 2010 ({{age|2010|1|14}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Pussybitch|No]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.<br /> <br /> Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools &quot;being on a fucking list&quot;, or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.<br /> <br /> ==High-Score Attempt==<br /> [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]]<br /> On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving [[Special Education|his algebra class]], grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he [[Chimp out|fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets]]. <br /> <br /> He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a retard, and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Apple|background-color: light gray;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:AppleSchool killer.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:AppleTeacher body.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:ApplePolice.mp4|700px]]}}|border= black|background= lightgray}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Originz==<br /> Before this epic [[Fail|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!<br /> <br /> [[gun|Colt]] &quot;Smith And Wesson&quot; Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia|Georgia]] making him a late [[Generation Z|Gen-Z]] aka the &quot;School Shooting Generation&quot; according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Texas]] in 2018! <br /> [[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg|thumb|250px|Colt in better days with his [[cat|pussy]] Jake]]<br /> [[File:ColtAR-15.png|250px|thumb|One part [[redneck]]]]<br /> [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]]<br /> Colt Gray had a rough life with supposedly many beatings from his own father (dad got eight counts of child cruelty) and growing up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. It is likely that Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. Because of these three things and a upcoming fourth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....<br /> <br /> He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters like [[Adam Lanza]] the [[Dylan Roof|bowlcut]] ass gun slinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than Colt. After being most likely inspired by other good massacres like Sandy Hook and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he decides to '''A.''' Keep it a Secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?|Click here fat ass.]] <br /> <br /> After this little act of lulz. Having the name [[Adam Lanza|Adam Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]] explaining that he'd want to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and to commit [[An Hero|suicide]] &gt; this of course alerted the [[FBI|FBI]] &amp; the party van comes to his house!<br /> ==Equipment==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- GUARDCUCK--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SIG Sauer M400<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsLR300.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Good Rifle '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ATS Ghost Pro.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Undetectable to any NPC<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Kid<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 3''': Emo<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:EmoIcon.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Reduces empathy to atomic levels. Reduces a half intelligence<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Investigationz&quot;==<br /> The [[FBI]] did little shit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when [[Nikolas Cruz|Nikolas]] posted that [[YouTube|YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he was hacked into saying that and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v&amp; and of course commit his shitty &quot;massacre&quot;! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;g2N2w4gvPsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Dad's Reaction==<br /> [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]]<br /> Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a [[Crazy|Psych Ward]] he decides to get him a [[Christmas|Christmas]] present ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) that would turn out to be deadly just like the [[Ethan Crumbley|Crumbleys]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No<br /> ==Victims ;(==<br /> *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Richard Aspenwall''', 39 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Algebra teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Christian Angulo''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Spic who will never work on roofs again. :(<br /> *'''Mason Schermerhorn''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Autistic niglet who had fond dreams of joining the NBA<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[Generation Alpha|brain-rotted]] shooter==<br /> {{cg|'''[[Zoomer|Gen Z-Alpha]]'s Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray1.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray2.jpg|Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of [[Nikolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]] on the wall.<br /> File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink<br /> File:ColtGray4.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray5.jpg|Gonna suck your black dick<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]<br /> File:ColtGray7.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky<br /> File:ColtGray8B.png|He was shirtless when he was about to [[Cockmongler|suck a dick]]<br /> File:ColtGray9.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray10.jpeg<br /> File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry<br /> File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days<br /> File:ColtGray13.png|Suffering from a explosive diarrhea attack<br /> File:ColtGray14.png<br /> File:ColtGray15.png|Thought he would end up like [[Kosta Kecmanović]], but he didn't get any fangirls.<br /> File:ColtGray16.png<br /> File:ColtGray17.png<br /> File:ColtGray18.png|Tell him to stop taking selfies. He's not a pornstar.<br /> File:ColtGray19.png|Looking as [[Dylan Klebold]]. Probably he was a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]]<br /> File:ColtGray20.png<br /> File:ColtGray21.png|Shirtless, like the faggot he is.<br /> File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta'<br /> File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare<br /> File:ColtGray24.png<br /> ColtGray25.png<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]]<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|In that old happier times<br /> File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''&lt;br&gt; The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|4| |6|9 injured|5|Death threats|8|Got [[The Onion]] to post their &quot;No Way to Prevent This&quot; article for the first time since [[Robert Card]]|5|Deadliest school shooting in Georgia|28|F-| A school shooting in America is equivalent to a local sport}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.<br /> *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.<br /> *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]</div>

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<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Related Articles */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Cowardtext.jpg|center]]<br /> [[File:Cowardpussy.png|thumb|Pussybitches on the 'net]]<br /> [[File:Child Pornography.jpg|thumb|left|She's making fun of how small your cock is.]]<br /> [[File:Cumonbrah.jpg|thumb|Seems legit]]<br /> [[File:Potn beautiful creature.jpg|thumb|Let your whale girlfriend administer a lie detector test every time [http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/is-debbi-wood-the-worlds-most-jealous-woman/story-fnet0gly-1226761551095 you leave her sight].]]<br /> <br /> A [[You|pussybitch]] is someone who fails to take action when it is needed most, or even defend itself when it is threatened. They often are held back from doing things they desire because of fear and [[fred|the apparent loss of testicles]]. More ever, they will get raped numerous times in their life by people and common household items such as vases. Pussybitches can also not tolerate insults, and when insulted, they will crawl back into their [[deviantart|corner of piss and fail]] until someone comes along and fights for them, it is theorized that this is because of the massive amounts of pussy in their internal organs and brain. Furthermore, like bitches, pussybitches can be dominated and eventually tamed if [[rape|enough force is used]]. Though since the average pussybitch is very weak, it is best to not use too much force or you might kill or severely injure it. Moderators often keep pussybitches in line by setting up rules, and [[ban|punishments]] if they are broken. Pusssybitches being severely handicapped by the enormous amounts of left over semen inside their brain, will follow these rules under any circumstances. Similar to dogs, pussybitches have to be fed, cleaned, and maintained daily to keep them functioning properly. Though most of the time, owners disregard that and instead use pussybitches as a source of entertainment and self pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==EXAMPLE OF A PUSSYBITCH==<br /> <br /> [[File:DBZPussy.png|thumb|Krillin is a well known pussybitch.]]<br /> [[File:Simondefpic.png|thumb|left|Simon is also.]]<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: um john, have you been using my account? cause i haven't been able to log in it lately''<br /> <br /> ''John: yeh, i just need to do some stuff, also i had to change your password and stuff......so yeh''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: oh,...well i kind of need it right now, so can i have it back?''<br /> <br /> ''John: um,...nah, i kind of like using it. i mean u could just create a new one rite?''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: yeah...i could but i really like my main account, can i just plz hav it bak?''<br /> <br /> ''John: No''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: o... ok then :/''<br /> <br /> ''Pussy bitch has left the chatroom''<br /> <br /> ''Tim: OMFG LOL WHAT A PUSSY''<br /> <br /> ''John: MOAR LIKE PUSSYBITCH, LOOOOOOL HE'S SUCH A FAGET''<br /> <br /> ''Tim: IKR, i bet his dik is small''<br /> <br /> ''John: yeh, and lol i also got his sis nudes''<br /> <br /> ''Tim: U MEN TEH 1 WIT DE BIG BOOBIES?''<br /> <br /> ''John: mhm, yesterday i told i needed them or i would hav to ban him''<br /> <br /> ''Tim: LOL DAT PUSSY IS SUCH A FUKIN RETARD, lel it's like he never heard of a proxy...''<br /> <br /> As you can see, John and tim clearly have their throbbing hot meat up the pussybitches anus, but more importantly it is clear that the pussybitch will never defend itself under any circumstances and [[Father|frequently is abused by the ones who it thought it could once trust]]. Some people say it's because of it's sudden loss of testicles, which causes the victim to turn into a frightening freak of nature, or in scientific terms a woman.<br /> <br /> ==PUSSYBITCHES IN REAL LIFE==<br /> <br /> [[File:freehugsbro.jpg|thumb|You could've got one if you weren't such a pussy]]<br /> [[File:Pussylovingfaggot.jpg|thumb|A pussy holding a cat]]<br /> [[File:YOUDON'TKNOW.png|thumb|Pussies often complain]]<br /> <br /> Pussybitches in real life however, are more often than not your average [[Teenager|acne fucked nerd]], or basically any faggot who [[halp|can't protect itself]]. They are often teased, bullied, and fondled within the very depths of their own school, and regularly they forget that they aren't on the fucking internet which unfortunately leads them into bringing things to school that never should be brought, such as [[autism|drawings of their favorite anime characters or yugioh cards]]. Bullies who figure out about this will show their humiliating fetish to all the hawt girls at school, thus completely destroying the [[Stick_it_in_her_pooper|hopes and dreams]] of a pussybitch, and their chance of finally [[Lonely|achieving a girlfriend]], which doesn't matter anyway because a pussybitch has no reproductive organs so therefore can not successfully SCORE! Though the worst thing for them is the locker rooms, as they know they will be forced to do [[rimjob|unspeakable things]] to the sexually confused bully. A good example of this is below.<br /> <br /> ''The bully suddenly notices everyone leaving the lockeroom except the widely known faggot, Alex. Seeing he might never get this chance again, he quickly runs up and pushes the nerd against the wall and holds him up by his neck''<br /> <br /> ''Bully: Listen kid, if you want to get out of here alive, your gonna suck my dick or pleasure me some other way, you understand that?<br /> <br /> ''Alex: CO-<br /> <br /> '''''Before Alex could successfully yell out for the coach, the bully punches him in the chest and slaps him in the face with his cock'''''<br /> <br /> ''Bully: Your plea's for help are only getting me harder kid, I'd suggest you start shuckin mah yogurt slinger right now before my dick turns harder than a niggers lips''<br /> <br /> ''Alex: and....and if I don't?''<br /> <br /> ''Bully: Well....lets just say your mouth isn't going to be only thing getting filled tonight, heh heh<br /> <br /> '''''Alex seeing there is no way out of this, slowly bends down and places his soft hands on the tip of the bully's fully erect cock'''''<br /> <br /> ''Bully: AAAAAH FUCK!<br /> <br /> '''''The bully suddenly puts his hands against the back of the nerds head, and thrusts his cock inside his mouth, releasing his load almost instantaneously'''''<br /> <br /> '''''Alex then starts to [[Asking for it|choke on his semen]], and in fear, he tries to break free from the bully's hold. Unfortunately, those long hours of fapping to hentai didn't strengthen his hands at all, as he struggled to rupture the bully's tight grip. Soon the nerd begins to weaken, and stop moving, until he eventually dies of suffocation.'''''<br /> <br /> ''Bully: Ah, it's great to be king.''<br /> <br /> '''''The bully, now feeling as if his job were done, releases his cock from the young pussy's mouth and watches his now dead corpse fall to the floor. The bully then places both of his hands against the boys cheeks, and spreads open his anus. Only to shove his nose directly into it, and start uncontrollably masturbating.'''''<br /> <br /> '''''He does this for five straight minutes, until his nostrils could not smell anything anymore. Suddenly, the bully discharges the largest load in history on top of the nerd's body. Seemingly, glazing the boy with semen, as if he were a freshly baked donut.'''''<br /> <br /> ==DESTROYING A PUSSYBITCH==<br /> <br /> [[File:Fatautism.jpg|thumb|What a pussybitch looks like]]<br /> [[File:Failurecrying.jpg|thumb|A pussybitch's favorite activity]]<br /> [[File:Cowardnotakenseriously.jpg|thumb|If a pussybitch asks to be taken seriously, give it this face.]]<br /> <br /> Destroying a pussybitch and salting its earth is actually quite easy, as you only have tell the pussybitch what it already knows. In other words, directly pointing out the pussybitches cowardliness will most likely end its short life span quickly. Though if you want to ensure a successful defeat, you have to go a little bit further than that.<br /> <br /> {{cs2|first|&quot;First way&quot;|<br /> First of all, similar to the first commandment of flaming, you want to make random shit up about it with the sole purpose of humiliating it. It won't try to fight back, or deface these lies cause you'll have your bald headed yogurt slinger too far up its mouth for it to talk. Though if it for some reason DOES fight back, then you can quickly end that by telling the pussy to shut the fuck up. <br /> <br /> '''Example''' &lt;br&gt; <br /> ''Faggot: Clearly pussybitch is a pussy who pussied it's way into this conversation.<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: that's not true, i'm not even a pussy :/''<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: Shut the fuck up, you fucking pussy''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: ok....''<br /> |0}}<br /> {{cs2|second|&quot;Second way&quot;|<br /> Secondly, you want to threaten the pussybitch until it crawls back into its shell. Seriously, just make up random things about yourself, such as you're a master hacker who is in Anonymous. That will immediately cause the pussybitch to shat itself and beg for your mercy. Although, actually giving mercy to a pussybitch is one of the most diabolical and treacherous thing to do, I mean do you ever see pedobear giving young pussies mercy?<br /> <br /> '''Example'''&lt;br&gt; <br /> ''Pussybitch: I'm going to report you for spamming faggot, lol have a nice ban.''<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: Fuck3r you do that, and i'll come to your house and FUCKING KILL YOU, I SWEAR I WILL EAT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD AND SHOVE YOUR ONE INCHED FUN DIP UP YOUR GOD DAMN ASS NIGGER, DON'T FUK WITH ME, I GOT UR IP, I KNOW WHERE U LIVE, NOT EVEN GOD CAN HELP U NAO11111''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: &quot;sobbing&quot; omfg..plz don't kill me, i promise i won't report just plz spare me.. i just want to protect the forum''<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: A true saiyan gives no mercy''<br /> <br /> '''''Faggot, doing God's will, then uses his wizard sorcery to send the mentally pussied heathen man to hell, while scratching his mighty beard in the process to show disappointment, as God hates retards.'''''<br /> |0}}<br /> {{cs2|third|&quot;Third way&quot;|<br /> Thirdly, if the pussybitch threatens you with something, you want point out that he doesn't have to balls to it. The best thing about this strategy is that it even works in real life, though since [[you]]'ll never be going outside you might as well skip it.<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: It's been nice knowing ya chump, but alas, it's time for you to die. *Faces gun towards faggot*<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: Ha, too much of a pussy to fight me like a man? Though what else should I expect from a coward... but tell me this, pussy hands: how does my cock feel like?''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: ex...excuse me?'' <br /> <br /> ''Faggot: Well when you think about it, that cock is essentially my own dick, and you're the pussy waiting for a load out of it. Come to think of it, you're not the only pussy who has gotten fucked. Yes, it seems your mom ordered a very large package with one day shipping and a exclusive coupon for a free ass fucking. Unfortunately the yogurt she ordered landed straight into her face and dribbled down to her watermelon-sized breasts, though it seems her husband kept the bitch in place, cause she quickly cleaned up the warm sticky residue that had excreted out from my package onto her body with her own tongue. Yet it was more like she was scooping up her yogurt than-''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT YOU SICK BASTARD!!1''<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: You don't have the balls to shoot me, boy. I bet there isn't even any ammo in that gun, and you want to know why? CAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY BOY!, YOU DON'T GOT TESTOSTERONE FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS, YOU GOT PUSSY BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS. JUST ADMIT IT, ADMIT YOU'RE A PUSSY!''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: I'M NOT A PUSSY... I'M NOT A FUCKING PUSSY!''<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: YES... YOU... AAAAARRRREEEE!!''<br /> <br /> '''''Faggot leaps up on to the pussybitch, and pounds him to the ground with his DICK. Along with removing his manly tight booty shorts, only to let his hairy testicles go down onto the pussybitches mouth.'''''<br /> <br /> ''Faggot: YOU SEE THIS BOI, THIS IS A WHAT A REAAAAAL MAN HAS, I CALL'EM SASQUATCH BALLS OR SOMETIMES EVEN SHAGGY NUTS, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU NEED TO CALL THEM DADDY, NOW!''<br /> <br /> ''Pussybitch: DADDY! YOUR TESTES ARE MY DADDY, JUST PLEASE LET ME GO!''<br /> <br /> See how the pussybitch is forced to do these terrible, yet gay things? It is quite sad, but more than that, it is hilarious. With that in mind, pussybitches are probably God's [[retards|sick way of entertainment]], thus establishing the kingdom of trolls even deeper. Also it should be noticed, that since the pussybitch could have easily shot the man but was too much of a coward to do it, he more than likely was born mentally retarded, and has a IQ lower than a rock.<br /> |0}}<br /> <br /> ==A PUSSYBITCH'S POWER LEVEL==<br /> <br /> [[File:weakpowerlevel.png|thumb|One raditz]]<br /> <br /> It is a well known fact that every human and other living organism in the universe has a power level, though some stronger than others. We measure these power levels in raditz, named after a fictional character from the Dragon ball Z series. One raditz is equivalent to the amount of watts a child could produce, which is about 5. A pussybitch can produce about zero to 0.2 raditz of power normally. This is because pussybitches could get a heart attack from doing extreme exercises such as walking and sitting down. Though a pussy bitch at MAX power could produce a whopping 0.4 raditz of power which is almost the same as the amount of power a retarded child masturbating could produce in a healthy session. (There is a max power because each organism has a cap on how much power they could produce without effectively killing themselves. To see how pussybitches would compare to other organisms on the scale, look below.)<br /> <br /> ===POWER LEVEL COMPARISON===<br /> <br /> (1 raditz = 5 watts)&lt;br&gt;<br /> One pussybitch masturbting = 0.4 raditz (2 watts)<br /> <br /> One EDiot masturbating = 0.5 raditz (2.5 watts)<br /> <br /> One retarded child masturbating = 0.8 Raditz (4 watts)<br /> <br /> One old person masturbating = 1.3 raditz (7.5 watts)<br /> <br /> One average child masturbating = 2.5 raditz (12.5 watts)<br /> <br /> One fat man masturbating = 3.6 raditz (18 watts)<br /> <br /> One faggot masturbating = 4 raditz (20 watts)<br /> <br /> One average woman masturbating = 4.4 raditz (22 watts)<br /> <br /> One average man masturbating = 5.2 raditz (26 watts)<br /> <br /> One bitch woman masturbating = 5.9 raditz (29.5 watts)<br /> <br /> One nigger masturbating = 6.8 raditz (34 watts)<br /> <br /> One chronic masturbator masturbating = 7.1 raditz (35.5 watts)<br /> <br /> One homosexual man surrounded by muscular men masturbating = 8.4 raditz (42 watts)<br /> <br /> One pedophile trapped inside a room with young children masturbating = 11.7 raditz (58.5 watts)<br /> <br /> One virgin masturbating = 12 raditz (60 watts)<br /> <br /> One big daddy masturbating= 15 raditz (75 watts) (one vegeta) <br /> <br /> A Bugatti masturbating = 1,240 raditz (6200 watts)<br /> <br /> Sonic the hedgehog masturbating = 6,558 raditz (32,790 watts)<br /> <br /> Gogeta = 2,500,000,000 raditz (12,500,000,000,000 watts)<br /> <br /> ==MAINTAINING YOUR PUSSY BITCH==<br /> <br /> [[File:Dildo xray.jpg|thumb|An unsupervised pussybitch may lead to embarrassing hospital visits.]]<br /> [[File:Rape store.jpg|thumb|For all your pussybitch needs.]]<br /> <br /> As said before, pussybitches need to be fed, cleaned, and maintained to keep them functioning properly. This section will mainly be tips on raising your very own pussybitch, similar to the [[NIGGER MANUAL]].<br /> <br /> ===WHAT TO FEED A PUSSYBITCH===<br /> <br /> Regardless if it's male or female, a pussybitch should be fed these following things.<br /> <br /> *Large veiny throbbing flesh towers, or rubbery dildos dipped in butter to show your dominance<br /> *Regular cheetos, as hot cheetos are too spicy for pussybitches<br /> *A PBJ sandwich with all the crust cut off<br /> *Apple juice<br /> *Dog food<br /> *Large veiny throbbing flesh towers, or rubbery dildos dipped in butter to show your dominance<br /> <br /> ===HOW TO CLEAN A PUSSYBITCH===<br /> <br /> #Have the pussybitch in a bathroom tub, fully prepared.<br /> #Fill the tub with hot water and dish washing liquid (PUSSYBITCHES CAN NOT BE IN REGULAR SOAP AS IT WOULD CAUSE SEVERE RASHES ON THEIR SKIN)<br /> #Grab a cleaning utensil, preferably a sponge that is hard and rough as that would clean the daily faggotry off the pussybitch faster<br /> #If your using a sponge, smack it against the body of the pussybitch as if it were a whip. If the pussybitch starts screaming in pain quickly tell it to stop being a such a pussy and shut the fuck up, or shove a sock filled with semen inside its mouth<br /> #Shove the pussybitches head deep into the water where it can not breathe. Hold it inside the water for the maximum amount of time the pussybitch can hold its breath without dying<br /> #Release the pussybitches head from the water and give it about 10 seconds of breathing time<br /> #Rinse and repeat step 5 and 6 ten more times.<br /> #Cram the pussybitch into a dryer, and let it dry for about an hour.<br /> #Pull out the pussybitch from the dryer after it is finished drying. (If the pussybitch turns out to be dead, put it back into the dryer and try again)<br /> <br /> ===HOW TO KEEP A PUSSYBITCH IN LINE===<br /> <br /> [[File:Desu bitchslap.gif|thumb|Two simple steps]]<br /> <br /> Keeping a pussybitch in line is very easy. All you have to do is supply it with a set of rules and punishments, and show your dominance. You can do this by putting the pussybitch back in its place with the assistance of bitch slapping it several times until a [[sandwich|satisfactory result is provided]]. This also works with household bitches. Though just like a dog, a pussybitch is curious and might sneak off to areas that you previously forbid. To stop this, put a electric collar onto the pussybitches neck and shock it nearly to death everytime it lurks near that area. Or you can brutally rape the pussybitch, the choice is yours. Still it should be noted that a pussybitch will follow the commands of anyone [[everyone|stronger than it]], so if you want it to only follow your commands you have to give it a good beating daily, and yes you can beat it with your cock as long as it's strong enough.<br /> <br /> ===IS IT OKAY TO SEXUALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND MENTALLY ABUSE MY PUSSY BITCH?===<br /> <br /> What are you, a nigger? Of course it's okay. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that pussybitches enjoy masters who rape and beat them daily more than masters who don't abuse them at all. Even more awesome than that is the fact that harassing and torturing your pussybitch can actually lengthen your life, improve concentration, reduce pain, [[divide by zero|make you more attractive, and make your dick longer!]] Nonetheless it is very popular in most prisons, so popular that it has even become a sport. You made 3 people your pussybitch today? 3 points for you! You had those three pussybitches suck you off until your hot creamy load blasted out your penis onto their faces? 3 More points for you!. Plus since pussybitches are almost worthless, people have began using them as toilets in prison, though most of the time pussybitches are just used for free buttsecks.<br /> <br /> ==THE PUSSYBITCH'S FAVORITE ACTIVITIES [[File:Crying emote.gif]]==<br /> <br /> When they're not getting gangbanged by everyone in the internets, they regularly engage in fun activities with themselves or friends. These activities include:<br /> <br /> [[File:Anime forever alone.gif|thumb|250px|The average pussybitch spends two hours per day at this activity.]]<br /> <br /> *Crying<br /> *Dying<br /> *Taking large amounts of meat inside their buttholes without their consent<br /> *Sucking stronger men off<br /> *Cutting themselves<br /> *Wishing they could [[suicide|kill themselves]] but knowing they don't have the plums to do it<br /> *Being [[Retard|retarded]]<br /> *[[You|Failing at life]]<br /> *Having their hopes and dreams crushed on a daily basis<br /> *Crying<br /> *Watching a construction worker fuck it's wife in the ass while it crys inside<br /> *Watching its daughter getting banged by a teenager with twice the amounts of man than itself<br /> *Sitting alone in dark rooms crying<br /> *Crying<br /> *Crying<br /> [[File:Pussybitch trainer.jpg|thumb|250px|This man has been training pussybitches for over 15 years.]]<br /> *Trying something but then failing at it moments later<br /> *Getting [[Rape|raped]]<br /> *Sitting alone in the lunchtable<br /> *Not having a partner for a project<br /> *Being called a [[faggot]]<br /> *Getting slapped in the face by cocks<br /> *Getting slapped in the face by woman<br /> *Getting fucked in the face by bullies<br /> *Watching their dad give them a disgusting look<br /> *Shame<br /> [[File:Southpark goth.png|thumb|250px|Pussybitches in popular media.]]<br /> *Trying to kill themselves but even failing at that cause they can't pick up a gun<br /> *Getting molested by their brother while they slept<br /> *Having their brother ejaculate into their cereal while they were not looking<br /> *Knowing inside that their brother molested them, but being too much a pussy to tell anyone<br /> *Having to tie meat around their necks for their own dog to play with them<br /> *Not being able to do certain things on their vidya games cause they have no friends<br /> *Having to send random people friend requests to have someone to play with only to get denied<br /> *Crying<br /> *Getting ran over<br /> *Getting beat to death by homeless people<br /> *Having to beat off homeless people<br /> *Having to remember that they don't have testicles everytime they go out to pee<br /> *Getting [[Friend Zone|friendzoned]]<br /> *Writing blogs on how much their life sucks<br /> *Being hated by everyone<br /> [[File:Butthurt_cream.jpg|thumb|250px|Doctor recommended.]]<br /> *Never ever getting hugged by a female, not even their mom<br /> *Having their mom calling them a pussy<br /> *Seeing their mom getting rammed in the poon by their dad<br /> *Not seeing their dad for twenty years, and when he eventually does come back he see's how much of a pussy his son is, [[LOL|so he leaves again]]<br /> *Crying<br /> *Getting called retarded by a retard<br /> *Laying naked in a bathroom crying with blood dripping out of their anus<br /> *Being retarded<br /> *Getting pushed off of buildings<br /> *Going into an elevator only to have everybody leave as soon as it steps in<br /> *Getting slapped in the face by it's sister<br /> *Not even getting raped by a rapist cause it's such a faggot<br /> *Crying<br /> *Still getting breastfed after 20 years<br /> *Logging into [[twitter]] and / or [[tumblr]] and crying some more since those are the only places that accept that kind of bullshit<br /> <br /> ==PUSSY USAGE COUNT==<br /> <br /> The word pussy has been used in this article a whopping <br /> <br /> ===146===<br /> <br /> times.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{cg|Gallery of pussys|PusBitchPix|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:cigarnigger.jpg|A cigar automatically makes you tougher.<br /> File:cowardintwitter.png|It happens on the internets also<br /> File:Cowardusename.jpg|Anonymous are known for their pussybitch behavior<br /> File:Signofcoward.jpeg|He knows you're a pussy<br /> File:Deathstreakscod.png|DEATH STREAKS ARE FOR COWARDS<br /> File:boy fem.jpg|Being a male feminist makes you a pussybitch<br /> File:Pussy advice.jpg|Don't let your child be a pussybitch<br /> File:1258140922 ball-in-the-face.gif|A pussybitch targets the weakest member of your party<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Pussy riot jail.jpg|Not to be confused with [[Feminism|pussyriot]]<br /> File:Titty bitch.jpg|Not to be confused with tittybitch<br /> File:Pussy rabbit.gif|A rabbit makes a pussy into a bitch<br /> File:Pussybitch google.jpg|Find your own pussybitch today!<br /> File:Pussybitch street art.jpg|A pussybitch will spend 20 seconds on graffiti for fear of arrest<br /> File:Rod serling pussybitch.jpg|This Twilight Zone episode lasted 2 minutes<br /> File:Bitchslappin_batman.gif|Batman utilizing pussybitch domestication techniques<br /> File:Fight Club Man Boobs Hug.jpg<br /> File:Bob has bitch tits.jpg<br /> File:The face of a cuck.jpg|Pussybitches are know for being [[cuckold|cucks]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> <br /> * [[Pussy]]<br /> * [[Bitch]]<br /> <br /> === Related Articles ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;floatleft&quot; style=&quot;padding-right:10%;&quot;&gt;<br /> * [[Crybaby]]<br /> * [[Butthurt]]<br /> * [[BAWWWW|BAW]]<br /> * [[Waaaambulance]]<br /> * [[Your Mom]]<br /> * [[You]]<br /> * [[Goth]]<br /> * [[Dying Alone]]<br /> * [[Ragequit]]<br /> * [[Sob Story]]<br /> * [[Wizardchan]]<br /> * [[False flaggot]]<br /> * [[You Bawww, You Lose]]<br /> * [[Furry]]<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> * [[Anonops]]<br /> * [[Brony]]<br /> * [[Phil Fish]]<br /> * [[Pussy Riot]]<br /> * [[Emo]]<br /> * [[Hipster]]<br /> * [[Juggalo]]<br /> * [[Lolcow]]<br /> * [[Girlvinyl]]<br /> * [[Sabu]]<br /> * [[Lowtax]]<br /> * [[Colt Gray]]<br /> * [[Trent Reznor]]<br /> * [[SysOp]]<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> * [[Obama]] being a [http://mondoweiss.net/2013/06/reneged-progressive-promises.html PussyBitch] instead of &quot;[[Badass|Commander-in-Chief]]&quot;<br /> * [http://www.hotmovies.com/video/169575/Tranny-Pussy-Bitch/ Pussybitch in popular film]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Life}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article August 19 &amp; 20, [[2013]]|[[Bahrain]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[XRazorfistx]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Colt_Gray&diff=1916820 2025-03-22T22:57:22Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|his dad got 180 years in prison}}<br /> {{achtung|GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]]}}<br /> {{failsathero}}<br /> {{AlGore}}<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED; padding: 4px;&quot; <br /> |[[File:Mjapproves1.jpg|75px]]<br /> |'''''This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.&lt;br&gt;You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then.'''''<br /> |}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Colt Gray.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Colt Gray'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 2010 ({{age|2010|1|14}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Pussybitch|No]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.<br /> <br /> Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools &quot;being on a fucking list&quot;, or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.<br /> <br /> ==High-Score Attempt==<br /> [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]]<br /> On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving his algebra class, grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets. <br /> <br /> He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including an autistic nigger, a teacher who left the room like a retard and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Apple|background-color: light gray;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |[[File:AppleSchool killer.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:AppleTeacher body.mp4|700px]]<br /> |[[File:ApplePolice.mp4|700px]]}}|border= black|background= lightgray}}<br /> |}<br /> ==Originz==<br /> Before this epic [[Fail|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!<br /> <br /> [[gun|Colt]] &quot;Smith And Wesson&quot; Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia|Georgia]] making him a late [[Generation Z|Gen-Z]] aka the &quot;School Shooting Generation&quot; according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Texas]] in 2018! <br /> [[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg|thumb|250px|Colt in better days with his [[cat|pussy]] Jake]]<br /> [[File:ColtAR-15.png|250px|thumb|One part [[redneck]]]]<br /> [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]]<br /> Colt Gray had a rough life with supposedly many beatings from his own father (dad got eight counts of child cruelty) and growing up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. It is likely that Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. Because of these three things and a upcoming fourth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....<br /> <br /> He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters like [[Adam Lanza]] the [[Dylan Roof|bowlcut]] ass gun slinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than Colt. After being most likely inspired by other good massacres like Sandy Hook and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he decides to '''A.''' Keep it a Secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?|Click here fat ass.]] <br /> <br /> After this little act of lulz. Having the name [[Adam Lanza|Adam Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]] explaining that he'd want to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and to commit [[An Hero|suicide]] &gt; this of course alerted the [[FBI|FBI]] &amp; the party van comes to his house!<br /> ==Equipment==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- GUARDCUCK--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SIG Sauer M400<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsLR300.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Good Rifle '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage''' <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Ghost pro<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ATS Ghost Pro.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Undetectable to any NPC<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Kid<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.<br /> |-<br /> | <br /> *'''Perk 3''': Emo<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:EmoIcon.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Reduces empathy to atomic levels. Reduces a half intelligence<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Investigationz&quot;==<br /> The [[FBI]] did little shit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when [[Nikolas Cruz|Nikolas]] posted that [[YouTube|YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he was hacked into saying that and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v&amp; and of course commit his shitty &quot;massacre&quot;! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;g2N2w4gvPsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Dad's Reaction==<br /> [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]]<br /> Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a [[Crazy|Psych Ward]] he decides to get him a [[Christmas|Christmas]] present ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) that would turn out to be deadly just like the [[Ethan Crumbley|Crumbleys]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No<br /> ==Victims ;(==<br /> *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Richard Aspenwall''', 39 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Algebra teacher who got subtracted!<br /> *'''Christian Angulo''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Spic who will never work on roofs again. :(<br /> *'''Mason Schermerhorn''', 14 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|50px]] - Autistic niglet who had fond dreams of joining the NBA<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The [[Generation Alpha|brain-rotted]] shooter==<br /> {{cg|'''[[Zoomer|Gen Z-Alpha]]'s Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray1.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray2.jpg|Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of [[Nikolas Cruz|Nick Cruz]] on the wall.<br /> File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink<br /> File:ColtGray4.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray5.jpg|Gonna suck your black dick<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]<br /> File:ColtGray7.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky<br /> File:ColtGray8B.png|He was shirtless when he was about to [[Cockmongler|suck a dick]]<br /> File:ColtGray9.jpg<br /> File:ColtGray10.jpeg<br /> File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry<br /> File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days<br /> File:ColtGray13.png|Suffering from a explosive diarrhea attack<br /> File:ColtGray14.png<br /> File:ColtGray15.png|Thought he would end up like [[Kosta Kecmanović]], but he didn't get any fangirls.<br /> File:ColtGray16.png<br /> File:ColtGray17.png<br /> File:ColtGray18.png|Tell him to stop taking selfies. He's not a pornstar.<br /> File:ColtGray19.png|Looking as [[Dylan Klebold]]. Probably he was a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]]<br /> File:ColtGray20.png<br /> File:ColtGray21.png|Shirtless, like the faggot he is.<br /> File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta'<br /> File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare<br /> File:ColtGray24.png<br /> ColtGray25.png<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]]<br /> File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|In that old happier times<br /> File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''&lt;br&gt; The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|4| |6|9 injured|5|Death threats|8|Got [[The Onion]] to post their &quot;No Way to Prevent This&quot; article for the first time since [[Robert Card]]|5|Deadliest school shooting in Georgia|28|F-| A school shooting in America is equivalent to a local sport}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.<br /> *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.<br /> *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{Wikilink|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2024]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Atlus&diff=1915418 2025-03-08T15:10:46Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Persona */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Jack_Frost_Laughing_Animated.gif|thumb|150px| He's laughing at [[you]]]]<br /> {{boring}}<br /> <br /> '''Atlus''' is a [[Japan]]ese game company known for making games that require actual brainpower to beat. If you suck shit at thinking then your best bet is to grind until you can press X to win like in [[Soul Calibur]]. Their fans are even more pathetic than [[World of Warcraft|Warcrack]] addicts, because unlike an MMO, Atlus games have no potential for even online social interaction to occur.<br /> <br /> However, it should be noted that [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Atlus America does not actually develop games, but they are more of a localization service, translating games from many developers into]] [[English]].<br /> <br /> ==Persona ==<br /> <br /> '''Persona 1'''<br /> <br /> This game got a shit of the earth [[Americunt]] translation. The city you're in is totally fucked, courtesy of a smug guy in a suit named [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|Takihisa Kandori]], who mind[[raep]]s a flatchested bitch to become a god and troll your asshat friend Nanjou in the process.<br /> However, it seems Kandori realized trolling the world until there is nothing left to troll is boring, so he basically is about to become [[an Hero]] before Nanjou pisses him off and he turns into Buddha on acid. Thankfully, for a god he's a complete pussy whom Nanjou can cap in the head with a sniper rifle.<br /> <br /> '''Persona 2 Innocent Sin'''<br /> <br /> A bunch of emo kids, which include a [[gay]] wannabe rocker, a gay (no, srsly) main character who nonetheless gets a ton of women pining for him anyway, and his [[bishounen]] fag hag get mindraped by Philemon (the pedophile from the first game, who apparently already mindfucked them as kids and has come back for seconds), and they wind up trying to find a bad ripoff of the Joker. Oh and somehow Hitler survived WW2 and you gets to fight him and his nazi army. Hitler ironically wields the spear that killed jesus as well as having a persona that resembles tentacle [[Raep]].<br /> <br /> Roll credits.<br /> <br /> '''Persona 2 Eternal Punishment'''<br /> <br /> A unnecessary sequel that involves [[Shit no one cares about|Shit no one cares about]] which happens.<br /> <br /> Roll credits.<br /> [[File:Persona_3_an_hero.jpg|thumb|Is that [[semen]]]]<br /> '''Persona 3'''<br /> <br /> You play as an suicidal edgelord whose parents died in a typical Japanese truck accident. You can only fight during the &quot;Dark Hour&quot;. The rest is spent trying to fuck schoolgirls. Basically a fucking dungeon crawler/dating sim for [[weeaboo|grown men]] who cant get laid by real life girlfriends. Got an M rating to much drama due to the fact that the game [[literally]] requires you to [[an hero]] in order to summon your [[Pokemon]]. Atlus decided it would be too much work to create individual dungeons, so they put them all into one fucking tower. Enjoy grinding through 90+ levels of the same thing. Everyone wanted to fuck Akihiko and was disappointed that you could not be gay even though Akihiko is clearly a closet homosexual for MC's blue-haired emo asshole.<br /> <br /> Roll credits.<br /> <br /> '''Persona 3 Portable'''<br /> <br /> You can fuck Akihiko in this game.<br /> <br /> '''[[Persona 4]]'''<br /> <br /> Fuck bitches, get money. You play as a [[Fag|Japanese pretty boy]] with a bowl cut and a glasses fetish. Dungeons are in TVs this time. Your party consists of a a horny Japanese Inn girl stereotype with a red headband, [[Death Note|Misa Amane]], Velma, a reverse [[trap]] designed with the purpose of making male gamers gay, a [[furry]], a closet gay guy and that other kid that [[nobody cares]] about.<br /> <br /> '''Persona 4: The Golden'''<br /> <br /> A [[Jewgold]] generating technique that Fatlus came up with. All it did was adding a [[Mary sue]] bitch [[literally]] named [[Tsundere|Marie]] whose purpose is being a [[bitch]] as much as possible, and writing shitty poems that you have to read.<br /> <br /> '''Persona 4: Arena'''<br /> <br /> Rip-off [[Street Fighter]] fighting game Atlus made to get [[moar]] money from weebs because it features characters from 3 and 4. Also just proves Akihiko is canonically gay for [[Faggot|Kanji]].<br /> <br /> '''Persona Q'''<br /> <br /> Same reason Persona 4: Arena was made. <br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|Give us your money you fucking weeaboos.|ATLUS}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Persona 5'''<br /> <br /> Basically you play as [[My Immortal|emo Harry Potter]] who does a magical girl transformation into a Tuxedo Mask Cosplay. Catwoman and Felix the Cat fight alongside you. Along the way you also recruit a homeless [[asexual]] artist, a brunette who’s fucking [[My Immortal|emo Harry Potter]],<br /> [[Splatoon]] girl who’s also asexual, Light Yagami, and two other characters no gives a shit about.<br /> <br /> == Shin Megami Tensei ==<br /> <br /> Seeing as how you can kill God in this game, it's perfect troll material for [[Christfag]] gamers. Just go to any Christian gaming board and recommend it to someone looking for a new RPG to play. Don't spoil the plot for them, it's funnier if they find out themselves.<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Shin Megami Tensei I:''' <br /> <br /> You play the role of just [[Anonymous|an average guy fapping to porn on the Internet]]. Then you get a popup telling you that you can summon [[goatse|demons]] through the computer. Common sense would have told you not to click popups, but you're an idiot. After fucking up the world, you're now a patsy stuck in a war between [[Longcat|God]] and [[Tacgnol|Lucifer]]. Sucks to be you. <br /> <br /> However you get three options, titled [[Moralfag|Law]] (i.e. - for Christfags) [[Hatefag|Chaos]] (i.e. - for Christfag haters) and [[Neutralfag|Neutral]] (who those who think the first two options suck more dick than a gay blowjob contest)<br /> <br /> The second game goes on the assumption you trolled the Law and Chaos sides by killing their leaders, leaving both Lucifer and God a picture of your ass with &quot;Kiss This&quot; written on it in magic marker, then you pimp walked out of their headquarters to head off into the sunset so you could fuck your girlfriend.<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Shin Megami Tensei II: '''<br /> <br /> Set 30 years after the first game, you are an amnesiac gladiator who becomes a bitch for the Christfags.Then you go and beat YHVH or something like that after getting tired of the christfags. Turns out you actually beat up a Xerox of YHVH's asshole, and you are soon given a choice like the first game to side with Law, Chaos, or go Neutral. All endings are equally shitty.<br /> <br /> '''Shin Megami Tensei IF: '''<br /> The only game in the series that [[Weeaboos]] have not played due noone ever translating it which is ironic because [[Truth|The premise and plot sounds more interesting and better than some of the other shit atlus has made]]. You play as a [[16-year-old_Japanese_schoolgirl|Girl]] named Tamaki Uchida who has her school infested with demons due some [[Butthurt]] [[Faggot]] named Hazama getting bullied making him do [[columbine]] with demons. [[Shit noone cares about|Also Tamaki is a NPC in Persona 1.]]<br /> <br /> '''Shin Megami Tensei III:'''<br /> <br /> Called &quot;Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne&quot; in the US because the first two games were never shipped to the weeaboos, this game is a little different in that you aren't an average guy fapping to porn, you're some mute kid who has a rich bitch for a girlfriend, are friends with some guy who yiffs his hat, and your teacher wants to fuck you in a hospital. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> '''Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey''' <br /> <br /> This game is a little different. You play as a bad space marine ripoff who gets made the personal bitch of a computer camera addon named Arthur who tell you investigate the Schwarzvelt, [[Nobody cares|which is German for &quot;dark world&quot;]], and considering most of it represents the mental processes of the average weeaboo masturbating to furry porn, that's actually a pretty accurate name.<br /> <br /> Regardless, much like the earlier games you have three endings:<br /> <br /> Law: Force the entire world to suck the dick of the God of Law for eternity via having a Lady Gaga knockoff hypnotize them into it.<br /> <br /> Chaos: Help some black guy who merged with [[Goatse]] turn the world into hell.<br /> <br /> Neutral: Kill the black guy and Lady Gaga impersonator, then punch a baby to death and go back to a world that's pretty much as shitty as [[Oh Internet]].<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Shin Megami Tensei: IMAGINE'''<br /> <br /> A shitty [[MMORPG]]. The game's 2-hour storyline takes place between the events of SMT 1 and 2... or something. You play as a demon summoner like you do in every other fucking SMT game<br /> <br /> The game's community is filled with retarded, egotistic bitches who make themselves believe that this is the bestest game evar when, in fact, it has enough content to make [[your mother]] get tired of the monotony and go back to Farmville because ''it has more content than this piece of shit waste of internets.''<br /> <br /> ''' Digital Devil Saga'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Digital Devil Saga 1:'''<br /> <br /> This game takes place in a [[Jenkem|really fucked up]] world called the Junkyard, where [[Fucktards|everyone]] dances to the will of [[WTF|upside down naked albino people]] [[Mecha-Dildo|strapped to a machine]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCxVY0MGtw|Seriously.] Amidst being pleasured to [[Drunk|new heights of ecstacy,]] they tell the asstards that they must ascend the [[9/11|obligatory Shin Megami Tensei tower]] to reach [[Nirvana]]. One day a [[Lazer|Lazer]] descends from the heavens and causes everyone to [[OM NOM NOM|OM NOM NOM]] each other. It is said that every time Fatlus OM NOM NOMZ another [[Scientologist|enemy]], he gains [[OVER 9000]] [[MOAR|MOAR]] pounds.<br /> <br /> '''Digital Devil Saga 2:'''<br /> <br /> You wind up on a version of Earth where everyone is hard up (literally, [[OVER 9000]] people are turned to stone), some assholes imported from North Korea eat everyone they don't shoot, and the good guys are led by a drunk. Eventually, one of your buddies turns on you during the course of the game, so you have to kill him while trying to deal with the fact [[Your Mom| your mom]] had a cock and the girl your main character has been popping a boner over is actually your sister.<br /> <br /> Well, you eventually get over this, fuse with her into one being, become a shemale, and then you all die, reunite with the traitor who wanted to eat out your sister's pussy inside the fucking Sun (no, srsly), then you beat the shit out of God so he'll quit showing the world pictures of Goatse.<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Devil Survivor 1:'''<br /> <br /> A Pokemon ripoff, except you get to beat the shit out of demons and people with stuff that looks less like squealing kid friendly electric rats and more like something you might actually shit yourself over. Unfortunately, it still looks like the ejaculate of an animu fan anyway.<br /> <br /> == Disgaea ==<br /> Gameplay consists of killing the same fucking penguin millions of times in hopes of finally leveling up enough to advance the plot (which will never happen). Despite being on the [[PS3]],the graphics resemble what you would find on [[Habbo Hotel]]. It also houses [[over 9000]] kids who think they are [[otherkin]]. Prime example would be [http://www.youtube.com/user/adventxangel adventxangel.] He is the real Laharl! News flash! He's 24 years old and trolls people's comment boxes! Another Disgaea worshipper is [http://www.youtube.com/user/liubaio Liubaio.] He faps off to Disgaea 24/7, but is rather unfunny. He does get [[butthurt]] alot and can't defend himself well. His modding skills are piss poor. That's because he has raped over 9000 penguins in the process.<br /> Like [[Capcom]] with Devil May Cry, they thought that the series was so [[lie|awesome]], that it was completely [[not|necessary]] to make an [[anime]] out of it. Like Devil May cry, it [[Beer|barley]] has more than 10 episodes which involves nothing but [[lame]] and unfunny jokes that [[fail|makes disney channel shows more desirable]]. The only difference between the 2 is that Dante from devil may cry does nothing but eat [[American|pizza]], and Laharl from Disgaea is a skinny pussy that thinks his lame shorts and shoes are [[1337]]. But they both have a too good-for-you attitude.<br /> <br /> ==Trauma Center ==<br /> Trauma Center is a game developed for the [[Nintendo]] DS and Wii. This game provides a [[Lies|realistic portrayal of surgery]], in which the player is required to perform tasks seen by everyday surgeons such as removing tumors, disarming bombs lodged in their patients' anal cavity, [[What|drawing the pentagram to slow down time]] and [[Giant_enemy_crab|removing indestructible spider webs created by mutant-superviruses from their patients' hearts]].<br /> <br /> == Baroque ==<br /> Basically too deep4you plot with shitty gameplay. Has multiple ending that takes 4ever to get. The only thing good about it is the shitty spin off game that the developer made when they were high. Basically you play as a nude baby angel shooting shit up, but is a time attack game so you only gets to play for 60 sec lol BUY THE REAL VERSION! ATLUS NEEDS YOUR MONEY.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{center|&lt;youtube&gt;yeXVfYQdjOQ&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{cg|Gallery|fatlusgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:Best_Buy_Fatlus.png|Typical Best Buy shopping experience.<br /> Image:Already_Fat.png|You are already [[fat]]<br /> Image:Family Guy vs Disgaea.jpg|Fatlus does not like [[Family Guy]]<br /> Image:Shadow of the Fatlus.png|Fatlus is the final boss in Shadow of the Colossus<br /> Image:Jack_Frost_Cosplay_2.jpg| Maybe it's not that bad<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Jack_Frost_Cosplay.jpg|10/10 compared to most fanboys<br /> Image:Fatlus_Disgaea2.gif|<br /> Image:Fatlus EDF2017_2.jpg|JAPAN IS SUPERIOR<br /> Image:Fatlus_WW2_2.png|Nihon stronk desu ne<br /> Image:Fatlus_Shopping_2.jpg|Decisions, decisions...<br /> Image:Fixedforaccuracy.jpg|They're not so different after all...<br /> Image:Fatlus argument.png<br /> Image:Fatlus nigger.jpg|Atlus games can even turn a starving black person into a fat weeaboo<br /> Image:Fatlus_driving.jpg|A typical Atlus fan on the way to Gamestop.<br /> Image:Fatlus_Madden.jpg|[[Lies|Atlus fans do not think highly of shovelware]]<br /> Image:Persona_is_Deep.png|[[Big Dog|Too deep for you]]?<br /> Image:FatlusPlaysHalo.png|Fatlus attempts to play Halo.<br /> Image:SnowboardFatlus.jpg|Beware the Fatlus.<br /> Image:Fatlus persona evoker.png|Atlus wants you to [[an hero]]<br /> Image:Fatlus sageru.png|[[Sage|Sageru]]<br /> Image:Persona_is_Deep.png|YOU JUST DON'T GET IT<br /> File:Atlus Shirt XXXL.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[RPG]]<br /> *[[Demon's Souls]]<br /> *[[Bitches and whores]]<br /> {{Gaming}}<br /> [[Category:Gaming]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Stoner&diff=1915042 2025-03-04T22:54:42Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>__NOTOC__<br /> {{Offended}}<br /> [[Image:Stoner_douche_bag.jpg|thumb|right|Stoners are boring, pretentious fuckwits. (note the didgeridoo)]]<br /> [[File:Smoke and Fly.jpg|thumb|right|Then eat shit and die.]]<br /> [[File:Missing out.jpg|thumb|right|Urgh, fuck off.]]<br /> [[Image:LOL WUT Trippy.gif|thumb|right|Look at the colors, man... [[LOL WUT]]]]<br /> Stoners are an [[unfunny]] group of teenage boys who use their parents' money to buy [[marijuana]], which they then smoke in their parents' [[Basement dweller|basements]] [[Loser| with their dumb little buddies while complaining about their parents]], and weed not being legal. They are a disgrace to the [[Shakespeare| Legendary stoners who created things that have enhanced everyone's life's over the years]]. Female stoners do not and should not exist, as [[bitches]] only have [[Fact|half a lung]]. Stoners can often be seen wearing cannabis-themed apparel, including, but not limited to; t-shirts with [[Unfunny|hilarious]] slogans, bandannas, sweatbands, underwear and just about anything else you can physically print a fucking hemp leaf design on. It is important to understand that this kind of behaviour and a willingness to refer to oneself as a 'stoner' is what differentiates stoners from people who simply enjoy [[smoking]] pot and &quot;[[LOL WUT|jammin']]&quot;.<br /> <br /> Remember that, despite what your grandparents might say, there is only the most tangential connection between marijuana and madness, as seen in the 1937 documentary &quot;Reefer Madness&quot;. That is, unless lethargy can be seen as a form of criminal insanity.<br /> <br /> Also a term for [[Muslims]] (and historically anyone else) who like to hurl stones at women as punishment for being [[rape]]d.<br /> <br /> ==Stoners and the Arts==<br /> *[[Movies]]: Stoners have [[Lie|excellent taste in films]] and enjoy such modern cinematic classics as [[Spics|Up In Smoke]], [[Shit|Dude, Where's My Car?]], [[Epic Fail|Harold &amp; Kumar Go to White Castle]], Pineapple Express, Half Baked and anything by [[Fat|Kevin]] [[Cunt|Smith]]. When it comes to [[television]], stoners are invariably fans of [[Adult Swim]] (particularly [[Unfunny|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]] and [[Lame|Sealab 20+-1]]), as well as [[Family Guy]] and [[South Park]].<br /> <br /> *[[Music]]: [[Oxymoron|Wise stoners]] are known to enjoy the only reggae song ever written (&quot;''Three Little Birds''&quot; by Bob Marley), '[[Gay|ambient]] [[Bullshit|tossery]]', bad [[rap]] by niggers with unimaginative rhymes about smoking weed, appalling mid-90's third-wave [[ska]], [[Grunge]], and their very own genre: '[[Shit|stoner rock]]'. ''The Irony of It All'' by [[Chav|The Streets]] is also a favorite amongst [[Fags|stoners who don't drink alcohol]] when [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|they decide to get on their elitist weed-only pedestal]].<br /> <br /> *[[Art]]: Stoners normally smoke [[weed]] to create pretty pictures of dogs playing poker but most of these pictures are that of their own colorful shit which is so totally &quot;[[Retarded|far out]]&quot;. Put a stoner in a room with canvas, a huge bag of weed, a bong and some wraps, and a fuckton of chips, and leave them there for a year. Many lulz will be generated when viewing the shit the stoner comes up with. Come back when he dies of starvation after running out of chips in a couple of days, and sell his artwork to museums for extra [[lulz]]. Stoner artists also smoke [[weed]] because it almost always removes the agony of creativity. <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Image:BlazingRules.jpg|thumb|Anal motherfuckers]]<br /> <br /> ==[[Shit nobody cares about|Famous Stoners]]== <br /> [[Image:Posefresized.JPG‎|frame|This is a [[gook|stoner]]!]]<br /> *[[Rap|Snoop Dogg]]<br /> *[[Carl Sagan]]<br /> *[[Awesome|Jimi Hendrix]]<br /> *[[Awesome|Jim Morrison]]<br /> *[[Jamaica|Bob Marley]]<br /> *[[Terrorist|Kumar]]<br /> *[[USA|George Washington]] <br /> *[[Bill Clinton]] ([[Bullshit|but he doesn't inhale]])<br /> *[[Whore|Lindsay Lohan]]<br /> *[[Keanu Reeves]]<br /> *Jeff Daniels<br /> *[[win|Dave Wyndorf]]<br /> *[[Your dad]]<br /> *Liam Rafferty<br /> *[[Lena Dunham]]<br /> *[[MundaneMatt]]<br /> *[[Homo|Neil Patrick Harris]]<br /> *Matthew McConau[[ghey]]<br /> *James Franco<br /> *[[Lindsay Ellis]]<br /> *Seth Rogan<br /> *Posef &quot;Potsef&quot; Ng Xin Qun<br /> *[[Bruce Lee]]<br /> *Meerkat123<br /> *Jay Kinsella<br /> *[[Doopie DoOver]]<br /> *[[Chink|Harold]]<br /> *Thomas Jefferson<br /> *Dave (he's not here, man..)<br /> *[[Britfag|Winston Churchill]]<br /> *William Shakespeare<br /> *Steven King<br /> *Richard Feynman<br /> *[[Liberal|Bill Maher]]<br /> *The [[shit|bands]]; [[Fags|Queens of the Stone Age]], [[Tyler, the Creator]], [[Penis|Kyuss]], [[Talentless|Fu Manchu]], [[Hipster|King Gizzard]], [[80s|Witch Finder General]], [[Fat Larry's Band|King Crimson]], Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, [[Death Grips]], Toner Low, Acid King, Fleet Foxes, Grief, Ufomammut, [[Japan|Church of Misery]], [[Awesome|BONGZILLA]], Om and Sleep, [[Pink Floyd]].<br /> <br /> ==International Differences==<br /> *[[Americunts]] and [[Canadians]] smoke joints without tobacco or filters. Although Americunt stoners will insist that this is because they are '[[LOL WUT|hardcore]]', in reality this is because American weed is [[shit]] and mostly baught from [[Mexico|Mexican]] fags that jumped the border. [[Canadians]], however, do so to dull the cold, and make beaver tail taste better. Feelsgoodman.<br /> *[[Europe|European]] stoners smoke joints with tobacco and a cardboard filter because [[Fact|their skunk is actually decent, and will fuck you up]]. A notable exception to this rule is the [[England|English]], who only get weed in the following three varieties: <br /> **Covered in [http://www.gritweed.co.uk/gritweed.htm glass beads] and hairspray from scummy-as-fuck [[Chav]] dealers.<br /> **[[jailbait|Sopping wet and uncured]].<br /> **Plain [[Foo Fighters|shit]], at the equivalent of $20 a gram.<br /> *Smoking marijuana in backwards-ass places like [[China]], Singapore and [[Transgender|Thailand]] will get you swiftly and severely [[pwned]] [[IRL]].<br /> *This section was written by a [[britfag]] [[Retard|who knows what he's talking about]] No.<br /> <br /> ==[[BAWWWWW|Crises facing stoners today]]==<br /> [[File:Halfbaked.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *Never having any papers, filters or lighters, despite these items being cheaply available from any shop and/or being too young to buy them.<br /> *Getting real thirsty and 'accidentally' drinking the bong water.<br /> **Getting punched in tha he face because [[You]] party fouled and knocked the bong over, spilling bong water on your friend's couch<br /> *A drought of marijuana due to [[Jews]] withholding stock in order to obtain more [[Money|Jew-gold.]]<br /> *Eye-tokes, hot-rock burns. <br /> *Dealer's cell phone turned off or is too high on [[at least 100]] different drugs to get you your shit.<br /> *Sneaking into garage without entire party following<br /> *Running out of Cheetos and [[Mountain Dew]]. <br /> *[[Loser]]s coughing into the bong and getting their weed all wet<br /> *Imaginary police<br /> *Party Fouls<br /> *Imaginary wolfs<br /> *Real police<br /> *Being police<br /> *House being secretly bugged<br /> *6-year-old neighbour secretly working for the [[FBI]] and constantly spying on you<br /> *Going to [[School]]<br /> *Going to work<br /> *No one buying your shitty art on Patreon <br /> *Not Finding your keys because you are too [[high]] to remember where you left them<br /> *Not Having a &quot;safe&quot; place to smoke<br /> *Dealing with [[boring|sober people]]<br /> **People realizing that [[You]]'re even more boring stoned than sober<br /> *Parents cutting off allowance<br /> *No one reading their [[shit nobody cares about|poetry]]<br /> <br /> ==Trolling==<br /> Stoners are [[butthurt|Very touchy when it comes to their personal beliefs]] , They are known to be the among easiest group of kids to troll about as equal as Beliebers. Since Stoners are too paranoid and defensive and are [[lie|willing to go to extreme measures to protect]] [[nothing|their rights and freedoms]] and they will troll you to fucking death. Stoners are an allegiance of anti-trolls that use [[bullshit|facts]] to completely [[fail|pwn]] us with their [[Retard|profound intelligence]]. This is a list on how to properly troll stoners <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Degenerate stoners love poisoning their brain with chemicals.'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;Lj-CdWw4WoA&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> *Tell them Marijuana kills brain cells<br /> *Tell them [[Ronald Reagan]] was the best president [[EVAR]]!<br /> *Tell them Marijuana is the gateway drug<br /> *Tell them Marijuana is worse for you than alcohol and cigarettes <br /> *Tell them [[Propaganda|Above The Influence]] is the truth about drugs<br /> *Tell them The [[Nazi|DEA]] are heroes for [[Truth| beating the shit out of handicapped kids with cancer]]<br /> *Say drugs are for losers on a Youtube smoking video<br /> *Tell them Marijuana is poison, not a drug (point out that cannabis is a carcinogen and a cause of a range of psychological disorders.)<br /> *Tell them that Reefer Madness is the best movie evar created<br /> *Tell them kids like them shouldn't use drugs <br /> *Tell them Marijuana is a drug<br /> Then sit back comfortably, now that you're the one who's giggling.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ==Types of Stoners==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Enhancement Smoker.png|Enhancement Smoker - Uses weed to amplify the power of his activities. As in, fapping would be 200x more COOL!<br /> File:Scavenger Smoker.png|Scavenger Smoker - This bastard will always show up whenever you roll another blunt - and always coerces you into letting him try it. Moments later, and it's all gone.<br /> File:After School Special Smoker.jpg|After School Special Smoker - This teenage boy always buys your shit (at exorbitant rates) and acts like he's &quot;so high right now, guys!!&quot; after like 1 toke. Thanks little buddy..<br /> File:I'm 40 But I'm Still Cool Smoker.png|I'm 40 But Still Cool Smoker - His dad wants to find a way to bond with him.<br /> File:You Should Have Been There Smoker.png|You Should Have Been There Smoker - This elderly hippie has seen it all.. 'Nam, Nixon, Nightlife.. Definitely talk to him to get a real good conversation going. Just don't expect for him to understand the modern weed economy.<br /> File:I'm Only Creative If I Smoke Smoker.png|I'm Only Creative If I Smoke Smoker - Often hipster shitheads. They're mentally ill artfags. Avoid.<br /> File:Mac Gyver Smoker.png|Mac Guyver Smoker - This guy is a whizkid at building things. Marijuana only amplifies his capabilities.<br /> File:Guy On The Couch.jpg|Guy on the Couch - This type of stoner will always crash out on your couch.. For years at a time.<br /> File:Pothead.png|Ur dogs a pothead<br /> File:Str8upothed.png|Straight Up Pothead<br /> File:Grandma Smoker.png|And it's good for arthritis, too!<br /> Image:Sguru333.jpg|The [[Stoner Guru]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;V0QXjcXEYMM&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Towelie]]<br /> *[[420]]<br /> *[[DMT]]<br /> *[[Drugs]]<br /> *[[Liberal|Libtard]]<br /> *[[LSD]]<br /> *[[Marijuana Addiction]]<br /> *[[Stoner Dog]]<br /> *[[Stoner Guru]]<br /> *[[Weed]]<br /> *[[Doopie DoOver/Drugs]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Truth}}<br /> <br /> {{Drugs}}<br /> <br /> {{Life}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Culture]]<br /> [[Category:Drugs]]<br /> [[Category:Law]]<br /> [[Category:Subcultures]]<br /> [[Category:Advice]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Pitchfork_Media&diff=1914966 2025-03-04T04:27:28Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* 10.0 reviews */</p> <hr /> <div>[[image:Pitchforklogo.png|center]]<br /> <br /> '''Pitchfork''' is a content farm and alleged [[internet]] publication of a prominent [[cult|religious group]] with many [[hipsters|members]]. The site ostensibly focuses on reviewing, and often lavishly praising [[indie]] [[shit bands|music]] that most outsiders of the group consider middling to second-rate garbage. However, an objective analysis of these reviews and the review process reveals widespread, systemic corruption stemming from an extremely lucrative [[conspiracy]] known as the '''Corrupt Indie Machine''', of which Pitchfork is the nefarious ringleader.<br /> <br /> The website's editorial style achieves an utterly fantastic level of pretension and priggishness, once thought to be impossible within the borders of civilized society. The name ''Pitchfork Media'' is meant as an allusion to [[Satan]]'s [[Cock|weapon of choice]]. Legend has it that editor-in-chief, Ryan Schreiber allowed (a then unknown) Satan to enter his asspipe with his giant barbed-membrane and fill his bowels with boiling hot feculent demon-seed as part of a deal to find him his [[mu/|loyal, anencephalic followers]].<br /> <br /> ==The Corrupt Indie Machine==<br /> A term originally coined by intrepid journalist Carles on the blog [http://www.hipsterrunoff.com Hipster Runoff], the Corrupt Indie Machine is described as &quot;a massive conspiracy between the [[Indie]] Media, [[Blogs]], [[shit bands|Buzzbands, Buzz Humans]] and [[jews|(Major and Indie) Labels]] to produce and farm [[bullshit|inauthentic, inorganic, artificial]] buzz.&quot; Pitchfork's position as arguably the most influential indie tastemaker has made it the apparent leader of the cartel.<br /> <br /> In order to receive a favorable review, a buzz artist or its label must first transact with the Corrupt Indie Machine, i.e. provide exclusive access, give free performances at Pitchfork shit-events, or even cold hard [[cash]] in exchange for buzz. The artist must also become BFFs ([[sex|with benefits]]) with the insufferable Ryan Schreiber. The ostensible approval of a band's album is a golden ticket to the Willy Wonka's buzz factory, aka the indie blogosphere, aka the CONTENT FARM; a horrifying place where the zombie-like horde of useless buzz humans echoes the Machine's buzz to a deafening shrill. This process is repeated over and over, disguised as objective indie music journalism which Pitchfork's loyal readers believe it to be.<br /> <br /> ==The Writers==<br /> The site's writers are themselves bipolar, [[retard]]ed, vainglorious senior cult members who think their unintelligible, turgid opinions are more important than the air [[you]] breathe. The archetypal sweater-clad, horn-rimmed eye-glass wearing cunt-of-a-staff that Pitchfork Media employs loves nothing more than spewing bombastic nonsense about bands which have transacted with Pitchfork in the Corrupt Indie Machine.<br /> <br /> ==The Reviews==<br /> [[Image:Handshake-with-money-006.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The first step in the Pitchfork review process--the Corrupt Indie Machine at work.]]<br /> Pitchfork's reviews themselves read like nonsensical, pompous, and bombastic tabloid journalism not fit even for the lowest rack of the supermarket checkout shelf--largely a consequence of their writers being lobotomized Pitchfork cult members themselves. As a collection, the reviews seem like the rants of a [[jealous]] [[teenage]] girlfriend, putting pins in a voodoo doll of the artists who have not paid their dues to the Corrupt Indie Machine and drooling obsessively over bands who have.<br /> <br /> Buzzbands or future buzzbands which have transacted with the Corrupt Indie Machine are rewarded with lavish praise, usually 8.0 or higher (depending on the transaction) with the &quot;Best New Music&quot; designation. It is a harsh reality that most of these bands are destined to put out one substandard album, reap the lavish benefits of the Corrupt Indie Machine through one album cycle, and will never be heard from again due to a combination of artistic inadequacy, excessive [[heroin]] consumption, and/or inability to feed the Corrupt Indie Machine for another cycle. <br /> <br /> Bands that have not transacted with Pitchfork through the Corrupt Indie Machine receive a 6.0 at best (considered &quot;[[fail|panned]]&quot;) and never see the light of the front page (except for those which are valuable to the content farm ([[SEO]]), and those being made an example of--a [[lynching]] in Pitchfork's public square). Nevertheless, these reviews are vital to maintaining the illusion of Pitchfork being a music criticism website. They are also vivid examples of what can happen if you refuse to pay the Corrupt Indie Machine. Like the [[Mafia]] don who has a disobedient storekeeper beaten to a pulp for refusing to pay protection money--it's not enough to collect the money, he must be made an example of to others for his disobedience.<br /> <br /> The refusal to transact with the Corrupt Indie Machine and its corresponding effects--a &quot;pan&quot; or extremely poor review on Pitchfork--are profound. The [[hipsters|indie community]] will respond decisively to a negative review with their wallets and nonappearance at a panned artist's shows. You're fucking [[failure|done]], son. For [[newfags|new artists]], nobody except those who visited Pitchfork on the day your review was posted will ever hear of your band. For already [[oldfags|established artists]], or even former buzzbands, you will be shunned by all the crusty hipsters who used to come to your shows and your album will make no money. Travis Morrison, who had earlier received buzz from Pitchfork, [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5607-travistan/ was given a 0.0 rating on his album ''Travistan'']. This pan led to not only reverberations in the echo chamber of the indie blogosphere, but also a massive sales drop, virtual college radio blacklist, and the loyal readers of Pitchfork, his biggest fanbase constituency, stopped showing up at his show. Travis had gotten too big for his britches, refused to pay his dues to the Corrupt Indie Machine, and these are the consequences. <br /> <br /> ===10.0 reviews===<br /> There is no reason a serious music journalist should ever give a composition a 10/10. If any work legitimately deserved that score, the human race would extinguish itself in its glorious honor and none of us would be around to ponder the implications. Yet, Pitchfork routinely hands out the score to various compositions, clearly in exchange for artists and/or their labels transacting with the Corrupt Indie Machine.<br /> <br /> One of the most brazen examples of the inner workings of the Corrupt Indie Machine in recent memory is the rare 10.0 rating (as well as &quot;Album of the Year&quot; designation) [[Kanye West]] [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/14880-my-beautiful-dark-twisted-fantasy/ received for his album ''My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy''.] Any rudimentary analysis of this incident/transaction would reveal that [http://pitchfork.com/news/40498-kanye-gives-surprise-performance-at-offline/ Kanye had performed at &quot;Pitchfork Offline&quot;] about one month prior to his review. Kanye had clearly obtained an agreement where he would perform for free at their retarded concert in exchange for this 10.0 rating and/or future favors to be transacted in the Corrupt Indie Machine.<br /> <br /> Another 10.0 transaction is a [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6656-kid-a/ review] for [[Radiohead]]'s &quot;Kid A&quot; which reads like they somehow transcribed a hipster having an [[orgasm]].<br /> <br /> ===Deleted Reviews===<br /> In order to cover its ass for looking fucking [[retarded]] in historical retrospect, Pitchfork will frequently throw reviews down the [[1984|memory hole]]. Sometimes it will even pen a new favorable review, disguising the fact that they may have panned an artist who had later become a major player in a musical trend, or the opposite--panning the album of a band it had originally favored. Here are a few deleted reviews:<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20061116183455/http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/22865/UNKLE_Psyence_Fiction 9.8 rating for UNKLE's Psyence Fiction], which was deleted. When their next album came out 4 years later, they [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8358-never-never-land/ called ''Psyence Fiction''] &quot;one of the most anti-climactic and jaw-dropping disappointments of recent years&quot; which &quot;came up short on little things like, oh, vitality, restraint, emotional resonance, and tunes.&quot;<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20040810064854/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/c/coltrane_john/live-at-the-village-vanguard.shtml Review for John Coltrane's ''Live at the Village Vanguard''] - Before Pitchfork became famous, one of their worst was Ryan Schreiber's review of a John Coltrane album where he basically talked like a 1960s [[negro]] for five paragraphs. When Schreiber realized the review made him look like a [[racist]] prick, he decided to [[delete fucking everything]].<br /> *[http://jonnyleather.com/blog1/2010/04/critical-differences-pitchforks-lost-archives-save-ferris-edition/ 9.5 review of Save Ferris' ''It Means Everything'']<br /> *Two negative reviews for By Divine Right albums were removed after its members became successful with the band Broken Social Scene and their own solo work. [http://web.archive.org/web/20000816163945/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/b/by-divine-right/bless-this-mess.shtml Steven Byrd's 1.8 review of By Divine Right's Bless This Mess] called the members &quot;retard(s) with a guitar&quot; who &quot;wouldn't know Rock and Roll if she broke into their house and beat up their children.&quot;<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20011119181922/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/b/belle-and-sebastian/boy-with-the-arab-strap.shtml 0.8-rated review of Belle and Sebastian's ''The Boy With the Arab Strap''] was removed after the band's comeback in the mid-to-late 2000s. The reviewer lambasted the band for writing songs that were &quot;so sticky they should be hanging from Ben Stiller's ear, and I don't mean that in a good way.&quot;<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20020404172254/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/f/flaming-lips/zaireeka.shtml A 0.0 review of the Flaming Lips album ''Zaireeka'']; a review that also derided all Flaming Lips fans.<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20030219133941/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/r/roots/things-fall-apart.shtml A 9.4 review of The Roots album ''Things Fall Apart''], apparently for the simple fact that the end of the very first paragraph contains the statement [[irony|&quot;although we will not un-publish anything&quot;.]] Yes, that's an actual quote.<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20040202180645/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/n/neutral-milk-hotel/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea.shtml An 8.7 review of] [[Neutral_Milk_Hotel|Neutral Milk Hotel's]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20040202180645/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/n/neutral-milk-hotel/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea.shtml In The Aeroplane Over The Sea] was deleted, yet then given a [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5758-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/ new, perfect 10] review in 2005. This stands apart from other typical Pitchfork practices- instead of just giving it new praise in a later staff list ([http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/5923-top-100-albums-of-the-1990s/10/ in which it was named the 4th best album of the 90's]) or simply scrubbing it from memory, NMH's dramatic rise in status as the ultimate object of indie worship and [[circlejerking]] was so profound that even a score as high as 8.7 just wasn't enough to cash in on this wave.<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20060108035719/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/a/american-football/american-football.shtml/ A 7.5 review of American Football's self-titled album]. After becoming lauded as a masterpiece by emo-revival nerds everywhere, Pitchfork had to remove this one in the event that it may cause them to come off as '''unhip'''. Almost a decade later, Pitchfork would [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19352-american-football-american-football/ rereview] the album, giving it an 8.6 and &quot;best new reissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==The Readers==<br /> The indoctrinated reader of Pitchfork has been programmed to buy whatever Pitchfork deems worthy (especially music that is labeled &quot;Best New Music&quot;). Even if the music is part of a genre that the reader dislikes, he or she will purchase it and instantly become a fan. Even if the reader has given it a preview listen before buying it and isn't impressed, he or she will purchase it and instantly become a fan. Hundreds of thousands of mindless cult members tune in to Pitchfork Media's mind-numbing rants in order to feel &quot;in the know.&quot; However, one prime directive of the cult is that, among outsiders, the cult member must always [[denial|deny]] that they read the online jerk-off rag because of the fear that it will make them unhip. <br /> <br /> The main gathering place of Pitchfork cult members is the [[mu/|/mu/ music board]] on the imageboard website [[4chan.org]].<br /> <br /> ==Pitchfork Music Festival==<br /> Also known as the &quot;Endless stream of boring, marginally talented [[white people]] strumming Fenders while a crowd of upper middle class honkies dressed like insufferable assholes stand like bored statues wondering why they wasted $100+ on this shit and there are also a few rappers they pretend to like too Festival.&quot; Annually, Pitchfork hosts two cult festivals which host bands it has hyped over the past year, which come to play for a drooling, unbathed sea of loyal Pitchfork readers in Chicago and Paris. These bands are indentured to play at its gatherings in exchange for the buzz they've received from the Corrupt Indie Machine. It's really a depressing situation for all involved.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Mixcds]]<br /> *[[Mu/|/mu/]]<br /> *[[Anthony Fantano]]<br /> *[[Hipster]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel]]<br /> *[[OFWGKTA]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.pitchfork.com pitchfork.com] what did you think<br /> *[http://www.hipsterrunoff.com HIPSTER RUNOFF] the indispensable counterpoint to Pitchfork and the Corrupt Indie Machine<br /> *[http://www.somethingawful.com/fakesa/richdork/ SA pwns pitchfork]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{sites}}<br /> {{indie}}</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Cuckoldry&diff=1914962 2025-03-04T04:03:23Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler|AN [[NYC]] PSYCHOTHE[[RAPIST]]{{jew}} IS USING [[CNN]] TO [[Propaganda|PROMOTE CUCKOLDRY]] AS BEING JUST [https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html PART OF A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP!1!]}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Cuckold chastity condom.jpg|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;A visual aid of being a cuckold so you have an idea of how to become one to stop your inferior genes being passed on.&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:Cuckolding.jpg|thumb|A sad White bastard watching his wife get fucked by a [[nigger|black person]].]]<br /> [[File:BlackCuckold.jpg|thumb|A sad black bastard watching his wife get fucked by a [[white|white person]].]]<br /> [[Cuckoldry]] is the act of a completely sad [[cunt]] of a man, playing [[masochism|masochist]] to his evil [[cunt]] wife. Typically, said woman will enlist the aid of a better looking, better endowed man to [[fuck]] in front of her pathetic and useless partner. These embarrassments to the male sex will never have [[sex]] again, hell, experience any sexual gratification full stop - excluding being made to wank off in front of his wife and her fuckbuddy. In a lot of cases [[nigra|niggers]] are enlisted to be the fuckbuddy, due to the [[The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax|assumption]] that they are hung like a [[horsecock|horse]].<br /> <br /> All sane men, women and children ought to encourage of the [[lollercaust|removal of these cowards from the gene pool]], preferably taking the [[nigger|piece of shit]] doing the [[rape|pounding]] and the [[fat]] smelly [[whore]] of a wife with him.<br /> <br /> == For FUCKS sake, WHY?! ==<br /> Simple. These &quot;men&quot; are [[fucking]] pathetic. If ever you were to encounter the saddest life form ever, it would be a cuckold. They're worse than pond-scum, [[Paris Hilton]] and [[Furries]] all rolled into dickless ball of cowardice. These losers are so pathetic, if such a [[wank|wanker]] read this article, they would likely be slipping their microdick into their unwashed [[wank|wanksock]], and [[wank|fapping]] themselves into a lather at their lame humiliation.<br /> <br /> It is well known that normal men despise cuckolding, and if some [[cunt]] tried to fuck with their girlfriend/wife/mistress, they would [[violence|punch]] his fucking lights out faster than a black person from a [[police]] van and harder than [[Mike Tyson]] on steroids. The faggots who enjoy cuckolding, however, are truly [[retarded]] and need to be rounded up and gassed [[For Great Justice|for great justice]].<br /> <br /> Signs that a man might be into cuckoldry would be [[moot|crossdressing and when not, wearing pink shirts, and saying thinks like, &quot;I wish to be the little girl,&quot; all the while dating women instead of men.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Cuck winner.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> == So what happens? ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Cuckold Differences.png|700px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> To get an insight into the kind of stuff going on in the heads of these little [[whores]], all you have to do is imagine the most emasculating and humiliating thing that could ever happen to you as a male, and have it happen in front of your wife, while a big [[dong|donged]] dude is doing her. Then imagine enjoying it. Do you feel dumber? You should. Of course, as a non-fucktarded male, the natural conclusion for cuckolds is to become [[an hero]], but these fucksticks can't even do that right.<br /> <br /> == Cuckolding + prostitution = [[fail]] ==<br /> [[File:BlondieCuckshed.jpg|thumb|''Blondie'' shows that even newspaper comics promote the cuck lifestyle.]]<br /> Since the guys who like this sort of thing are truly pathetic (and [[fat]]), they will actually PAY to be emasculated in this matter. Perhaps 'he' (speaking broadly here) mistakenly married a woman who isn't as batshit insane as he is. Maybe she knows him for the [[sickfuck]] he is, and is so repulsed by him that she never wants to touch him again. To get his rocks off, he must go and pay for it and devote his tiny [[cock]] to a Madam.<br /> <br /> Anything which adds to the humiliation of the situation is welcomed. Cuckolds will be encouraged to write about their exploitations in [[blogs]] etc., which, aside from public embarrassment at his total lack of manhood, adds the additional humiliation of being a married man posting more embarrassing real life drama than the rest of the Internet combined, [[emo|emos]], [[16 year old girls]] and (most) [[furries]] included. <br /> <br /> Cuckolds are bi-curious or actively [[bisexual]], in the sense that they may [[cocksucker|suck the cock]] of the man who's fucking their wife/partner, for the sake of humiliation. They may even be forced into doing this, especially if they are '[[lie|not gay]]' -the bitch of a wife will further humiliate the cuckold by forcing him to [[cocksucker|suck cock]].<br /> <br /> == Related activities ==<br /> Cuckolding tends to come under the realms of [[BDSM]] and thus opens the door to lots of other hideous and fucked up activities. [[rape|Arse-rapage]], human toilets, [[shit|shitting]] in their mouths and pissing all over them, are some typical examples.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Jewish Brainwashing Victim.jpg|Most cuckolds are created through a powerful [[Jewish]] mind control technique that renders them immune to the red pill. Take this [[Black Supremacy|black supremacist]] faggot for example.<br /> File:zancuck.jpg|Sometimes you can tell by the face.<br /> File:It's a cuck's life in the army.jpg<br /> Image:neogafcuck.png|What cuck means according to [[NeoGAF|NeoGAF's ModBot]] aka CuckBot.<br /> File:Problem page mystery of black baby to white 'father'.jpg|It is a mystery.<br /> Image:Cuck.jpg|The sort of wankstain that enjoys this crap.<br /> File:2017 Year Of The Cuck.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Alt Right Cucked.gif<br /> File:TooManyCucks.jpg<br /> File:MootCuckADuck.jpg|[[Moot|moot]]<br /> File:Holdinghands.jpg<br /> File:4chan sex.jpg<br /> File:Black_men_have_tiny_dicks.png<br /> File:WhiteGuycuckoldsBlackguy.jpg<br /> File:Gooeyleak.jpg|At least he's getting some.<br /> File:BlackCuckold2.jpg<br /> File:Niggersarehonest.gif<br /> File:Yahoo answers cuckold.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=black|color=white}}<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> [[File:CuckedCat.jpg|thumb|Even cats suffer from this degeneracy.]]<br /> [[File:Cuckchart.png|thumb|Cuck chart]]<br /> [[File:iicuckmeme.png|thumb|The sad reality]]<br /> *[[BDSM]]<br /> *[[Boytaur]]<br /> *[[Cuckservative]]<br /> *[[Faggot]]<br /> *[[Fetish]]<br /> *[[Gay]]<br /> *[[Masochism]]<br /> *[[Masturbation]]<br /> *[[My Tiny Dick]]<br /> *[[Netorare]]<br /> *[[Prep the Bull]]<br /> *[[Sadism]]<br /> *[[Scat]]<br /> *[[Standing Up To Authority]]<br /> *[[Wank]]<br /> *[[Watersports]]<br /> <br /> ===Known cucks===<br /> *[[Alison Rapp]]'s husband: [[Jake Rapp]]<br /> *[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]<br /> *[[Antifa]]<br /> *[[Bernie Sanders]]<br /> *[[Dick Cheney]]<br /> *[[John McCain]]<br /> *[[Carrie Jenkins-Ichikawa and Jonathan Ichikawa|Jonathan Ichikawa]]<br /> *[[Mitt Romney]]<br /> *[[Barrack Hussein Obama]]<br /> *[[Bob Chipman]]<br /> *[[Poland|Jaroslav Kaczynski]]<br /> *[[Chris-chan]]<br /> *[[George Soros]]<br /> *[[Jim Sterling]] - Literally a fat unfunny SJW cuck craving attention for good boy points.<br /> *[[Jonathan McIntosh]] - Cucked by [[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita $arkee$ian]] very hard.<br /> *[[Liberals]]<br /> *[[Louis CK]]<br /> *[[m00t]]<br /> *[[Maddox]]<br /> *[[Nu-male|Male]] [[Sex offender|Feminists]]<br /> *[[ModBot]]<br /> *[[Kucktaku|Nathan Grayson]]<br /> *[[Onision]]<br /> *[[Paul Feig]]<br /> *[[Quentin Tarantino]]<br /> *[[ResetERA]]<br /> *[[Star Wars The Last Jedi|Rian Johnson]]<br /> *[[Shoe0nhead]]<br /> *[[Tiziana_Cantone|Tiziana Cantone]]<br /> *[[Tom Preston]] - A proud lesbian ally cuck.<br /> *[[Wil Wheaton]]<br /> *[[You]] - The biggest cuck of them all.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html '''January 2018: Jew psychotherapist promotes cuckoldry via CNN'''] (Archived: {{archive|KSUcY|1}} {{wayback|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html|title=2}}; proof of his kikery: {{archive|aGYTI|1}} {{wayback|http://jettandjahn.com/2013/04/cosmopolitan-magazine-how-modern-feminism-controls-men/|title=2}})<br /> *[http://www.websexworld.com/c/CUCKOLD/1/ Cuckold videos]<br /> *[http://www.cuckoldplace.com cuckoldplace.com] <br /> *[http://www.cuckolds.co.uk Cuckolds in the UK]<br /> [[Category:sex]]<br /> <br /> {{sex}}<br /> {{whores}}<br /> [[Category:Germany]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Pitchfork_Media&diff=1914960 2025-03-04T02:18:46Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* The Writers */</p> <hr /> <div>[[image:Pitchforklogo.png|center]]<br /> <br /> '''Pitchfork''' is a content farm and alleged [[internet]] publication of a prominent [[cult|religious group]] with many [[hipsters|members]]. The site ostensibly focuses on reviewing, and often lavishly praising [[indie]] [[shit bands|music]] that most outsiders of the group consider middling to second-rate garbage. However, an objective analysis of these reviews and the review process reveals widespread, systemic corruption stemming from an extremely lucrative [[conspiracy]] known as the '''Corrupt Indie Machine''', of which Pitchfork is the nefarious ringleader.<br /> <br /> The website's editorial style achieves an utterly fantastic level of pretension and priggishness, once thought to be impossible within the borders of civilized society. The name ''Pitchfork Media'' is meant as an allusion to [[Satan]]'s [[Cock|weapon of choice]]. Legend has it that editor-in-chief, Ryan Schreiber allowed (a then unknown) Satan to enter his asspipe with his giant barbed-membrane and fill his bowels with boiling hot feculent demon-seed as part of a deal to find him his [[mu/|loyal, anencephalic followers]].<br /> <br /> ==The Corrupt Indie Machine==<br /> A term originally coined by intrepid journalist Carles on the blog [http://www.hipsterrunoff.com Hipster Runoff], the Corrupt Indie Machine is described as &quot;a massive conspiracy between the [[Indie]] Media, [[Blogs]], [[shit bands|Buzzbands, Buzz Humans]] and [[jews|(Major and Indie) Labels]] to produce and farm [[bullshit|inauthentic, inorganic, artificial]] buzz.&quot; Pitchfork's position as arguably the most influential indie tastemaker has made it the apparent leader of the cartel.<br /> <br /> In order to receive a favorable review, a buzz artist or its label must first transact with the Corrupt Indie Machine, i.e. provide exclusive access, give free performances at Pitchfork shit-events, or even cold hard [[cash]] in exchange for buzz. The artist must also become BFFs ([[sex|with benefits]]) with the insufferable Ryan Schreiber. The ostensible approval of a band's album is a golden ticket to the Willy Wonka's buzz factory, aka the indie blogosphere, aka the CONTENT FARM; a horrifying place where the zombie-like horde of useless buzz humans echoes the Machine's buzz to a deafening shrill. This process is repeated over and over, disguised as objective indie music journalism which Pitchfork's loyal readers believe it to be.<br /> <br /> ==The Writers==<br /> The site's writers are themselves bipolar, [[retard]]ed, vainglorious senior cult members who think their unintelligible, turgid opinions are more important than the air [[you]] breathe. The archetypal sweater-clad, horn-rimmed eye-glass wearing cunt-of-a-staff that Pitchfork Media employs loves nothing more than spewing bombastic nonsense about bands which have transacted with Pitchfork in the Corrupt Indie Machine.<br /> <br /> ==The Reviews==<br /> [[Image:Handshake-with-money-006.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The first step in the Pitchfork review process--the Corrupt Indie Machine at work.]]<br /> Pitchfork's reviews themselves read like nonsensical, pompous, and bombastic tabloid journalism not fit even for the lowest rack of the supermarket checkout shelf--largely a consequence of their writers being lobotomized Pitchfork cult members themselves. As a collection, the reviews seem like the rants of a [[jealous]] [[teenage]] girlfriend, putting pins in a voodoo doll of the artists who have not paid their dues to the Corrupt Indie Machine and drooling obsessively over bands who have.<br /> <br /> Buzzbands or future buzzbands which have transacted with the Corrupt Indie Machine are rewarded with lavish praise, usually 8.0 or higher (depending on the transaction) with the &quot;Best New Music&quot; designation. It is a harsh reality that most of these bands are destined to put out one substandard album, reap the lavish benefits of the Corrupt Indie Machine through one album cycle, and will never be heard from again due to a combination of artistic inadequacy, excessive [[heroin]] consumption, and/or inability to feed the Corrupt Indie Machine for another cycle. <br /> <br /> Bands that have not transacted with Pitchfork through the Corrupt Indie Machine receive a 6.0 at best (considered &quot;[[fail|panned]]&quot;) and never see the light of the front page (except for those which are valuable to the content farm ([[SEO]]), and those being made an example of--a [[lynching]] in Pitchfork's public square). Nevertheless, these reviews are vital to maintaining the illusion of Pitchfork being a music criticism website. They are also vivid examples of what can happen if you refuse to pay the Corrupt Indie Machine. Like the [[Mafia]] don who has a disobedient storekeeper beaten to a pulp for refusing to pay protection money--it's not enough to collect the money, he must be made an example of to others for his disobedience.<br /> <br /> The refusal to transact with the Corrupt Indie Machine and its corresponding effects--a &quot;pan&quot; or extremely poor review on Pitchfork--are profound. The [[hipsters|indie community]] will respond decisively to a negative review with their wallets and nonappearance at a panned artist's shows. You're fucking [[failure|done]], son. For [[newfags|new artists]], nobody except those who visited Pitchfork on the day your review was posted will ever hear of your band. For already [[oldfags|established artists]], or even former buzzbands, you will be shunned by all the crusty hipsters who used to come to your shows and your album will make no money. Travis Morrison, who had earlier received buzz from Pitchfork, [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5607-travistan/ was given a 0.0 rating on his album ''Travistan'']. This pan led to not only reverberations in the echo chamber of the indie blogosphere, but also a massive sales drop, virtual college radio blacklist, and the loyal readers of Pitchfork, his biggest fanbase constituency, stopped showing up at his show. Travis had gotten too big for his britches, refused to pay his dues to the Corrupt Indie Machine, and these are the consequences. <br /> <br /> ===10.0 reviews===<br /> There is no reason a serious music journalist should ever give a composition a 10/10. If any work legitimately deserved that score, the human race would extinguish itself in its glorious honor and none of us would be around to ponder the implications. Yet, Pitchfork routinely hands out the score to various compositions, clearly in exchange for artists and/or their labels transacting with the Corrupt Indie Machine.<br /> <br /> One of the most brazen examples of the inner workings of the Corrupt Indie Machine in recent memory is the rare 10.0 rating (as well as &quot;Album of the Year&quot; designation) [[Kanye West]] [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/14880-my-beautiful-dark-twisted-fantasy/ received for his album ''My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy''.] Any rudimentary analysis of this incident/transaction would reveal that [http://pitchfork.com/news/40498-kanye-gives-surprise-performance-at-offline/ Kanye had performed at &quot;Pitchfork Offline&quot;] about one month prior to his review. Kanye had clearly obtained an agreement where he would perform for free at their retarded concert in exchange for this 10.0 rating and/or future favors to be transacted in the Corrupt Indie Machine.<br /> <br /> Another 10.0 transaction is a [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6656-kid-a/ review for Radiohead's &quot;Kid A&quot;] which reads like they somehow transcribed a hipster having an [[orgasm]].<br /> <br /> ===Deleted Reviews===<br /> In order to cover its ass for looking fucking [[retarded]] in historical retrospect, Pitchfork will frequently throw reviews down the [[1984|memory hole]]. Sometimes it will even pen a new favorable review, disguising the fact that they may have panned an artist who had later become a major player in a musical trend, or the opposite--panning the album of a band it had originally favored. Here are a few deleted reviews:<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20061116183455/http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/22865/UNKLE_Psyence_Fiction 9.8 rating for UNKLE's Psyence Fiction], which was deleted. When their next album came out 4 years later, they [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8358-never-never-land/ called ''Psyence Fiction''] &quot;one of the most anti-climactic and jaw-dropping disappointments of recent years&quot; which &quot;came up short on little things like, oh, vitality, restraint, emotional resonance, and tunes.&quot;<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20040810064854/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/c/coltrane_john/live-at-the-village-vanguard.shtml Review for John Coltrane's ''Live at the Village Vanguard''] - Before Pitchfork became famous, one of their worst was Ryan Schreiber's review of a John Coltrane album where he basically talked like a 1960s [[negro]] for five paragraphs. When Schreiber realized the review made him look like a [[racist]] prick, he decided to [[delete fucking everything]].<br /> *[http://jonnyleather.com/blog1/2010/04/critical-differences-pitchforks-lost-archives-save-ferris-edition/ 9.5 review of Save Ferris' ''It Means Everything'']<br /> *Two negative reviews for By Divine Right albums were removed after its members became successful with the band Broken Social Scene and their own solo work. [http://web.archive.org/web/20000816163945/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/b/by-divine-right/bless-this-mess.shtml Steven Byrd's 1.8 review of By Divine Right's Bless This Mess] called the members &quot;retard(s) with a guitar&quot; who &quot;wouldn't know Rock and Roll if she broke into their house and beat up their children.&quot;<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20011119181922/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/b/belle-and-sebastian/boy-with-the-arab-strap.shtml 0.8-rated review of Belle and Sebastian's ''The Boy With the Arab Strap''] was removed after the band's comeback in the mid-to-late 2000s. The reviewer lambasted the band for writing songs that were &quot;so sticky they should be hanging from Ben Stiller's ear, and I don't mean that in a good way.&quot;<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20020404172254/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/f/flaming-lips/zaireeka.shtml A 0.0 review of the Flaming Lips album ''Zaireeka'']; a review that also derided all Flaming Lips fans.<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20030219133941/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/r/roots/things-fall-apart.shtml A 9.4 review of The Roots album ''Things Fall Apart''], apparently for the simple fact that the end of the very first paragraph contains the statement [[irony|&quot;although we will not un-publish anything&quot;.]] Yes, that's an actual quote.<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20040202180645/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/n/neutral-milk-hotel/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea.shtml An 8.7 review of] [[Neutral_Milk_Hotel|Neutral Milk Hotel's]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20040202180645/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/n/neutral-milk-hotel/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea.shtml In The Aeroplane Over The Sea] was deleted, yet then given a [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5758-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/ new, perfect 10] review in 2005. This stands apart from other typical Pitchfork practices- instead of just giving it new praise in a later staff list ([http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/5923-top-100-albums-of-the-1990s/10/ in which it was named the 4th best album of the 90's]) or simply scrubbing it from memory, NMH's dramatic rise in status as the ultimate object of indie worship and [[circlejerking]] was so profound that even a score as high as 8.7 just wasn't enough to cash in on this wave.<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20060108035719/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/a/american-football/american-football.shtml/ A 7.5 review of American Football's self-titled album]. After becoming lauded as a masterpiece by emo-revival nerds everywhere, Pitchfork had to remove this one in the event that it may cause them to come off as '''unhip'''. Almost a decade later, Pitchfork would [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19352-american-football-american-football/ rereview] the album, giving it an 8.6 and &quot;best new reissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==The Readers==<br /> The indoctrinated reader of Pitchfork has been programmed to buy whatever Pitchfork deems worthy (especially music that is labeled &quot;Best New Music&quot;). Even if the music is part of a genre that the reader dislikes, he or she will purchase it and instantly become a fan. Even if the reader has given it a preview listen before buying it and isn't impressed, he or she will purchase it and instantly become a fan. Hundreds of thousands of mindless cult members tune in to Pitchfork Media's mind-numbing rants in order to feel &quot;in the know.&quot; However, one prime directive of the cult is that, among outsiders, the cult member must always [[denial|deny]] that they read the online jerk-off rag because of the fear that it will make them unhip. <br /> <br /> The main gathering place of Pitchfork cult members is the [[mu/|/mu/ music board]] on the imageboard website [[4chan.org]].<br /> <br /> ==Pitchfork Music Festival==<br /> Also known as the &quot;Endless stream of boring, marginally talented [[white people]] strumming Fenders while a crowd of upper middle class honkies dressed like insufferable assholes stand like bored statues wondering why they wasted $100+ on this shit and there are also a few rappers they pretend to like too Festival.&quot; Annually, Pitchfork hosts two cult festivals which host bands it has hyped over the past year, which come to play for a drooling, unbathed sea of loyal Pitchfork readers in Chicago and Paris. These bands are indentured to play at its gatherings in exchange for the buzz they've received from the Corrupt Indie Machine. It's really a depressing situation for all involved.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Mixcds]]<br /> *[[Mu/|/mu/]]<br /> *[[Anthony Fantano]]<br /> *[[Hipster]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel]]<br /> *[[OFWGKTA]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.pitchfork.com pitchfork.com] what did you think<br /> *[http://www.hipsterrunoff.com HIPSTER RUNOFF] the indispensable counterpoint to Pitchfork and the Corrupt Indie Machine<br /> *[http://www.somethingawful.com/fakesa/richdork/ SA pwns pitchfork]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{sites}}<br /> {{indie}}</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Neutral_Milk_Hotel&diff=1914959 2025-03-04T02:13:57Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* /mu/ loves and hates NMH */</p> <hr /> <div>{{achtung|I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII}}<br /> [[image:Neutralmilkhotelpic.jpg|thumb|right|Note the retard on the far left who must wear a helmet at all times. Also note the dude in the back who is pleasuring himself while wrapped in a blanket. That is your face when you hear &quot;Naomi&quot; for the first time.]]<br /> <br /> '''Neutral Milk Hotel''' is the worst band [[hipster|you've probably never heard of]]. Universally loved by hipsters it is the source of much butthurt among music enthusiasts who prefer more refined musicians such as [[Tyler the Creator]]. The band is most famous for their release of the album ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea'', an album expressing lead singer and songwriter Jeff Mangum's misguided love for hide-and-seek champion [[Anne Frank]]. This album is considered a cult-classic among [[noob|entry-level]] hipsters, and merely posting the album cover is a sure-fire way to [[troll]] the denizens of [[4chan]]'s [[mu/|/mu/]]. <br /> <br /> ==Behind the Jewsic==<br /> [[image:Nmh animu.png|thumb|right|Now they are all the cute ones ^_^ kawaii]]<br /> Neutral Milk was formed in the early [[90s]] by sweater-enthusiast and [[moot]] look-alike Jeff Mangum who grew up in a trailer park outside of [[Louisiana]]. After graduating from high school in Bumfuck, Louisiana, Jeff roamed the country as a homeless hobo releasing solo projects [[nobody]] cares about. Much of these recordings consisted of audio static and conversations Jeff recorded with his friends while smoking a bowl. True art.<br /> <br /> From these early beginnings emerged the band Neutral Milk Hotel where Mangum released his first insipid shit-pile, ''On Avery Island'' and later ''Everything Is''. After the release of this album, Mangum assembled his full band, adding Scott Spilane on the french horn, Julian Koster on the [[wtf|musical saw]], and Jeremy &quot;the cute one&quot; Barnes on the drums. The band settled in [[Wikipedia:Music of Athens, Georgia|Athens, Georgia]], home to many better bands such as the Apples in Stereo and of Montreal. <br /> <br /> {{squote|&quot;I dreamt I was up in a forest somewhere, I don't know where but somewhere, and I was sitting on top of this huge tree. I don't know how I got there, like that tree over there at each point and I was sitting on it and I was afraid to move and I moved and the tree just moved with me and that was weird&quot;|Lyrics from &quot;Tuesday Moon&quot;, 2DEEP4U}}<br /> <br /> During this period of the band's career, they would make quite possibly the greatest lolcow of an album if there ever was one: ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea'' (ITAOTS).<br /> <br /> ==In the Aeroplane Over the Sea==<br /> [[image:In the aeroplane over the sea album cover copy.jpg|thumb|left|Start a blank thread on /mu/ and post this image. Guaranteed trolling or your money back.]]<br /> <br /> In 1998, Neutral Milk Hotel released the album ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea''. The inspiration for the content of this album came to Jeff in a series of dreams, many of them presumably wet. Jeff [[cockmongler|Mongler]]'s creative processes were also spurred by ''The &lt;del&gt;Diarrhea&lt;/del&gt; Diary of Anne Frank'', the titular character of which he wishes to &quot;save in some kind of time machine&quot;. Despite his sympathy for Anne Frank as a Holocaust victim, he seems to have no problem with wanting to fuck her brains out when he sings &quot;one afternoon I knew I could love you/ And from above you how I sank into your soul/ Into that secret place where no one dares to go&quot; in &quot;King of Carrot Flowers&quot;. The lyrical content exhibits Mangum's descent into psychosis which would ultimately become the undoing of the band and is also pretty lulzy.<br /> <br /> [[image:Comely ohs.png|thumb|right|Mangum's lyrics are the inspiration for many great works of art as pictured above.]]<br /> [[image:Piano filled with flames.png|thumb|left|NOW SHE'S A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN, PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES]]<br /> <br /> ==Indiefags love Neutral Milk==<br /> [[image:Neutral center.jpeg|thumb|right|Critically acclaimed.]]<br /> Despite how obviously shitty this album is, indiefags love Neutral Milk. The 2005 re-release of ITAOTS got a 10.0 from notable indie hypemonger [[Pitchfork|Bitchfork]], and Arcade Fire front-man Guy Win noted Jeff [[Om nom nom|Nomnom]] as an inspiration for both his band and his lame hairstyle. Despite their acclaim for the album, even the reviewer had to voice his disbelief at the content of the album, exclaiming &quot;What the hell? A guy in a rock band saying he was emotionally devastated by a book everyone else in America read for a middle-school assignment?&quot; [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5758-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/].<br /> <br /> The Neutral Milkfags of the 90s were particularly creepy, as Pitchfork's crack journalists reported that &quot;Jeff Mangum dealt with some guy who'd made, like, a magical sculpture depicting how great the band was, using his own chewed-up gum or something. Another cross-eyed girl with long hair held onto Jeff's forearms for 20 minutes, as she told him exactly how important his message was to the planet now and was he really a Christian and had he ever seen the UFOs over Arizona?&quot; [http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/6784-neutral-milk-hotels-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/]. Jeff most likely married that woman.<br /> <br /> ==/mu/ loves and hates NMH==<br /> NMH's fanbase since its dissolution consists mainly of [[16 year old girls]] and trolls on [[4chan]]. The latter gains much pleasure from creating NMH and ITAOTS threads on /mu/. Although NMH's milks are supposedly neutral, they are quite a divisive subject on /mu/. An ITAOTS usually results in a 255 post thread consisting of shitflinging by indie hipsterfags who think ITAOTS is still underground or something and regular /mu/ users who can't stand people who like music they do not like on the internet. Between the carnage will be random outbursts of &quot;I LOVEEE YOOOUUUUU JESUSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII&quot; and &quot;SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINS TOPS&quot;. If Jeff Mangum were to see the strife created by his album he would most likely cry.<br /> [[image:NMH back cover.jpg|thumb|left|Why is he drumming a potato]]<br /> One area of contention on /mu/ surrounds the iconic album cover and whether the [[Mistake|mistakenly]] [[Nazi|saluting]] woman's head is a drum or a potato. Some have even gone as far as to say it is the &quot;a moon across her face&quot; from Two Headed Boy. To dispel the debate: it is in fact a potato.<br /> <br /> Notable better musician [[Party hard|Andrew WK]] acknowledged the ITAOTS in his Q&amp;A session on [[mu|/mu/]]. When asked which five albums he would take with him were he to be stranded on a desert island, [http://www.geekosystem.com/andrew-wk-wins-4chan/ he replied &quot;I would bring 5 copies of Neutral Milk Hotel – In The Airplane Over The Sea]&quot;.<br /> [[image:Itaots potato.png|thumb|right|Yep, its a potato]]<br /> <br /> ==Where you will find Jeff Mangum now==<br /> [[image:When we die.jpg|thumb|left|What Jeff has been up to all these years ;_;]]<br /> {{quote|Catch me at the crib getting light to Jeff Mangum<br /> It's fun to do bad things like rhyme about handguns|Underground rap duo [[Das Racist]]}}<br /> After ITAOTS had become a critically acclaimed success, Jeff Magnum had a nervous breakdown, most likely out of shock that people actually liked his shit stain of an album. For the next ten years he disappeared from the public eye and spent his time on various projects such as field recordings at Bulgarian folk festivals, cameo roles in independent films and other [[hipster]]ish activities. As a result of the publicity drummed up by /mu/'s shitstorms, Jeff Mongol has recently come out of hiding and had played a few small venues.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Lyrical Excerpts== <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |And from above you how I sank into your soul. Into [[Vagoo|that secret place]] where no one dares to go.<br /> |Jeff Mangum ''really'' likes [[Anne Frank]].<br /> <br /> |Your father made [[Harlequin Fetus|fetuses]] with [[What the fuck|flesh licking ladies]], while you and [[Your Mom|your mother]] were [[Dead|asleep]] in the trailer park...<br /> |The more you know.<br /> <br /> |Can't believe how strange it is to be [[You|anything]] at all.<br /> |Yeah me neither tbh.<br /> <br /> |Now [[Transgender|she's a little boy]] in [[Spain]], playing [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|pianos filled with flames]].<br /> |[[Bullshit|The epitome of lyrical genius]].<br /> <br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Galleries==<br /> {{cg|Dat album' cover|gallery1|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Aeroplane.jpg|It is always a good idea to have this album in multiple shades to get around the duplicate file detector on 4chan.<br /> image:Calvin hobbes neutral milk.png<br /> image:Gangsta NMH.jpg<br /> image:Nmh myspace.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:8bit nmh.png<br /> image:I M SO INDIE.png<br /> image:Itaots funeral.jpg <br /> image:Itaots bastard2.jpg <br /> image:Itaots bastard.jpg<br /> image:Itaots mbdtf.png <br /> image:Power itaots.jpg <br /> image:Itaots merriweather2.jpg <br /> image:Itaots songs of.jpg <br /> image:Itaots memes.jpg <br /> image:Itaots the suburbs.jpg <br /> image:Itaots visual.jpg<br /> image:Itaots guy.png<br /> image:Itaots oh you.jpg<br /> image:Itaots nerriweather.jpg<br /> image:Godspeed itaots.jpg<br /> image:Itaots sexy.jpg<br /> image:Itaots touhou.jpg<br /> image:Itaots troll.jpg<br /> image:Itaots wallpaper.jpg<br /> image:Itaots duplicate.jpg|It's that bad<br /> image:Itaots hospice.jpg|Sylviaaaa<br /> image:Itaots when i was.png|WHEN I WAS young i was the king of carrot flowers...<br /> image:Sfw itaots.jpg<br /> image:Hospice merriweather itaots.jpg<br /> image:Loveless over the sea.jpg ‎ <br /> image:Trollfaceover the sea.jpg<br /> image:Nmhcover.jpg<br /> image:Animu over the sea.png<br /> image:Itaots2.jpg<br /> image:THAT FUCKING ALBUM .jpg<br /> image:Tsundere itaots.png|well it's not like i love you or anything, Jesus Christ<br /> image:Itaots cum.jpg|some people like ITAOTS a little too much<br /> image:When you were young.jpg<br /> image:Itaots hilton.jpg|real picture<br /> image:Bobby hill mutant.jpg|Mother of god it's all toilet sounds!<br /> Image:Neutralfarnsworth.jpg<br /> File:Neutral Milk doge.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{cg|Mangum &amp; Co|gallery2|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Jeffmangum.jpg|Notice the similarity to trollface<br /> image:Mangum trollface.jpg|Separated at birth?<br /> image:Mangum deal with it.jpg<br /> image:Nmh comics.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Nmh son i am.jpg<br /> image:Nmh its a potato.png<br /> image:Mu ashes.jpg<br /> image:Mangum condoms.jpg<br /> image:Mangum elephant.jpg<br /> image:Newtral molks.png<br /> image:Indiefag nmh.jpg<br /> image:Aliens NMH.jpg<br /> image:Neutral+Milk+Hotel+nu.png<br /> image:Hipster kityy nmh.jpg<br /> image:Carrot flowers.jpg|when you were young you were the king of carrot flowers...<br /> image:Kingdedede.jpg|Dededede dee deeee<br /> File:Literally 1945 - Neutral Milk Hotel meme.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> <br /> Atleast 100 years ago there was a shitty draw Jeff Mangum thread and these are a few of the good ones [http://chanarchive.org/4chan/mu/7774/draw-jeff-magnum].<br /> {{cg|Draw Jeff Mangum|gallery3|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Draw jeff 12.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 11.png<br /> image:Draw jeff 10.png<br /> image:Draw jeff 9.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Draw jeff 8.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 6.png<br /> image:Draw jeff mangum 5.png<br /> image:Jeff mangum 4.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 3.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 2.png<br /> image:Draw jeff.png<br /> image:Draw jeff 1.jpg<br /> image:I lve you jesus.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{videoframe|ITAOTSvids|background-color: #FFCC66;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;yHlLWBs4dSE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Notice Mongnom's signs of psychosis&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;8e-BgnZY5qg&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;/mu/ sings King Of Carrot Flowers&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;iRarL_O24R0&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Neutral Milk/Odd Future Mashup&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NxhNZYCtb-g&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;Holland, 1945&quot; on ukelele by Neutral Uke Hotel&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;qaZqqaOEfsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;Two Headed Boy&quot;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;uIdVXIvOGvM&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Blooptral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Bleep &lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;FSBMEGMXYZU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;I will Bury You in Time&quot;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;20uoyocLRMg&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;Naomi&quot;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;xuHE7pwOvOc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Andrew Jackson Jihad -- &quot;2 Headed Boy&quot; &lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{fbid|9075158370|Their fanpage}}<br /> *{{myspace|neutralmilkhotelband|Their Myspace}}<br /> *{{twitter|NeutralMilkFans|A fan account}}<br /> <br /> {{chanarchive|mu/7285/|/mu/:Neutral Milk Hotel Listen-In|mu/7774/|/mu/:Draw Jeff Mangum|mu/12363/|/mu/:Jeff Mangum RPG Game}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{chans}}<br /> {{memes}}<br /> {{music}}<br /> {{indie}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article May 3 &amp; 4, [[2012]]|[[Gingerslap]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ex-Gay]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 8, [[2013]]|[[Social Justice]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Onision]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 8, [[2014]]|[[John Sakars]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|...}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 8 &amp; 9, [[2018]]|[[ToonKriticY2K]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Jean-Francois Gariepy]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article February 13 &amp; 14, [[2023]]|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ohio]]}}<br /> [[Category:Hipster Shit]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Neutral_Milk_Hotel&diff=1914958 2025-03-04T02:06:47Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Indiefags love Neutral Milk */</p> <hr /> <div>{{achtung|I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII}}<br /> [[image:Neutralmilkhotelpic.jpg|thumb|right|Note the retard on the far left who must wear a helmet at all times. Also note the dude in the back who is pleasuring himself while wrapped in a blanket. That is your face when you hear &quot;Naomi&quot; for the first time.]]<br /> <br /> '''Neutral Milk Hotel''' is the worst band [[hipster|you've probably never heard of]]. Universally loved by hipsters it is the source of much butthurt among music enthusiasts who prefer more refined musicians such as [[Tyler the Creator]]. The band is most famous for their release of the album ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea'', an album expressing lead singer and songwriter Jeff Mangum's misguided love for hide-and-seek champion [[Anne Frank]]. This album is considered a cult-classic among [[noob|entry-level]] hipsters, and merely posting the album cover is a sure-fire way to [[troll]] the denizens of [[4chan]]'s [[mu/|/mu/]]. <br /> <br /> ==Behind the Jewsic==<br /> [[image:Nmh animu.png|thumb|right|Now they are all the cute ones ^_^ kawaii]]<br /> Neutral Milk was formed in the early [[90s]] by sweater-enthusiast and [[moot]] look-alike Jeff Mangum who grew up in a trailer park outside of [[Louisiana]]. After graduating from high school in Bumfuck, Louisiana, Jeff roamed the country as a homeless hobo releasing solo projects [[nobody]] cares about. Much of these recordings consisted of audio static and conversations Jeff recorded with his friends while smoking a bowl. True art.<br /> <br /> From these early beginnings emerged the band Neutral Milk Hotel where Mangum released his first insipid shit-pile, ''On Avery Island'' and later ''Everything Is''. After the release of this album, Mangum assembled his full band, adding Scott Spilane on the french horn, Julian Koster on the [[wtf|musical saw]], and Jeremy &quot;the cute one&quot; Barnes on the drums. The band settled in [[Wikipedia:Music of Athens, Georgia|Athens, Georgia]], home to many better bands such as the Apples in Stereo and of Montreal. <br /> <br /> {{squote|&quot;I dreamt I was up in a forest somewhere, I don't know where but somewhere, and I was sitting on top of this huge tree. I don't know how I got there, like that tree over there at each point and I was sitting on it and I was afraid to move and I moved and the tree just moved with me and that was weird&quot;|Lyrics from &quot;Tuesday Moon&quot;, 2DEEP4U}}<br /> <br /> During this period of the band's career, they would make quite possibly the greatest lolcow of an album if there ever was one: ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea'' (ITAOTS).<br /> <br /> ==In the Aeroplane Over the Sea==<br /> [[image:In the aeroplane over the sea album cover copy.jpg|thumb|left|Start a blank thread on /mu/ and post this image. Guaranteed trolling or your money back.]]<br /> <br /> In 1998, Neutral Milk Hotel released the album ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea''. The inspiration for the content of this album came to Jeff in a series of dreams, many of them presumably wet. Jeff [[cockmongler|Mongler]]'s creative processes were also spurred by ''The &lt;del&gt;Diarrhea&lt;/del&gt; Diary of Anne Frank'', the titular character of which he wishes to &quot;save in some kind of time machine&quot;. Despite his sympathy for Anne Frank as a Holocaust victim, he seems to have no problem with wanting to fuck her brains out when he sings &quot;one afternoon I knew I could love you/ And from above you how I sank into your soul/ Into that secret place where no one dares to go&quot; in &quot;King of Carrot Flowers&quot;. The lyrical content exhibits Mangum's descent into psychosis which would ultimately become the undoing of the band and is also pretty lulzy.<br /> <br /> [[image:Comely ohs.png|thumb|right|Mangum's lyrics are the inspiration for many great works of art as pictured above.]]<br /> [[image:Piano filled with flames.png|thumb|left|NOW SHE'S A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN, PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES]]<br /> <br /> ==Indiefags love Neutral Milk==<br /> [[image:Neutral center.jpeg|thumb|right|Critically acclaimed.]]<br /> Despite how obviously shitty this album is, indiefags love Neutral Milk. The 2005 re-release of ITAOTS got a 10.0 from notable indie hypemonger [[Pitchfork|Bitchfork]], and Arcade Fire front-man Guy Win noted Jeff [[Om nom nom|Nomnom]] as an inspiration for both his band and his lame hairstyle. Despite their acclaim for the album, even the reviewer had to voice his disbelief at the content of the album, exclaiming &quot;What the hell? A guy in a rock band saying he was emotionally devastated by a book everyone else in America read for a middle-school assignment?&quot; [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5758-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/].<br /> <br /> The Neutral Milkfags of the 90s were particularly creepy, as Pitchfork's crack journalists reported that &quot;Jeff Mangum dealt with some guy who'd made, like, a magical sculpture depicting how great the band was, using his own chewed-up gum or something. Another cross-eyed girl with long hair held onto Jeff's forearms for 20 minutes, as she told him exactly how important his message was to the planet now and was he really a Christian and had he ever seen the UFOs over Arizona?&quot; [http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/6784-neutral-milk-hotels-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/]. Jeff most likely married that woman.<br /> <br /> ==/mu/ loves and hates NMH==<br /> NMH's fanbase since its dissolution consists mainly of [[16 year old girls]] and trolls on [[4chan]]. The latter gains much pleasure from creating NMH and ITAOTS threads on /mu/. Although NMH's milks are supposedly neutral, they are quite a divisive subject on /mu/. An ITAOTS usually results in a 255 post thread consisting of shitflinging by indie hipsterfags who think ITAOTS is still underground or something and regular /mu/ users who can't stand people who like music they do not like on the internet. Between the carnage will be random outbursts of &quot;I LOVEEE YOOOUUUUU JESUSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII&quot; and &quot;SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINS TOPS&quot;. If Jeff Mangum were to see the strife created by his album he would most likely cry.<br /> [[image:NMH back cover.jpg|thumb|left|Why is he drumming a potato]]<br /> One area of contention on /mu/ surrounds the iconic album cover and whether the woman's head is a drum or a potato. Some have even gone as far as to say it is the &quot;a moon across her face&quot; from Two Headed Boy. To dispel the debate: it is in fact a potato.<br /> <br /> Notable better musician [[Party hard|Andrew WK]] acknowledged the ITAOTS in his Q&amp;A session on [[mu|/mu/]]. When asked which five albums he would take with him were he to be stranded on a desert island, [http://www.geekosystem.com/andrew-wk-wins-4chan/ he replied &quot;I would bring 5 copies of Neutral Milk Hotel – In The Airplane Over The Sea]&quot;.<br /> [[image:Itaots potato.png|thumb|right|Yep, its a potato]]<br /> <br /> ==Where you will find Jeff Mangum now==<br /> [[image:When we die.jpg|thumb|left|What Jeff has been up to all these years ;_;]]<br /> {{quote|Catch me at the crib getting light to Jeff Mangum<br /> It's fun to do bad things like rhyme about handguns|Underground rap duo [[Das Racist]]}}<br /> After ITAOTS had become a critically acclaimed success, Jeff Magnum had a nervous breakdown, most likely out of shock that people actually liked his shit stain of an album. For the next ten years he disappeared from the public eye and spent his time on various projects such as field recordings at Bulgarian folk festivals, cameo roles in independent films and other [[hipster]]ish activities. As a result of the publicity drummed up by /mu/'s shitstorms, Jeff Mongol has recently come out of hiding and had played a few small venues.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Lyrical Excerpts== <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |And from above you how I sank into your soul. Into [[Vagoo|that secret place]] where no one dares to go.<br /> |Jeff Mangum ''really'' likes [[Anne Frank]].<br /> <br /> |Your father made [[Harlequin Fetus|fetuses]] with [[What the fuck|flesh licking ladies]], while you and [[Your Mom|your mother]] were [[Dead|asleep]] in the trailer park...<br /> |The more you know.<br /> <br /> |Can't believe how strange it is to be [[You|anything]] at all.<br /> |Yeah me neither tbh.<br /> <br /> |Now [[Transgender|she's a little boy]] in [[Spain]], playing [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|pianos filled with flames]].<br /> |[[Bullshit|The epitome of lyrical genius]].<br /> <br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Galleries==<br /> {{cg|Dat album' cover|gallery1|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Aeroplane.jpg|It is always a good idea to have this album in multiple shades to get around the duplicate file detector on 4chan.<br /> image:Calvin hobbes neutral milk.png<br /> image:Gangsta NMH.jpg<br /> image:Nmh myspace.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:8bit nmh.png<br /> image:I M SO INDIE.png<br /> image:Itaots funeral.jpg <br /> image:Itaots bastard2.jpg <br /> image:Itaots bastard.jpg<br /> image:Itaots mbdtf.png <br /> image:Power itaots.jpg <br /> image:Itaots merriweather2.jpg <br /> image:Itaots songs of.jpg <br /> image:Itaots memes.jpg <br /> image:Itaots the suburbs.jpg <br /> image:Itaots visual.jpg<br /> image:Itaots guy.png<br /> image:Itaots oh you.jpg<br /> image:Itaots nerriweather.jpg<br /> image:Godspeed itaots.jpg<br /> image:Itaots sexy.jpg<br /> image:Itaots touhou.jpg<br /> image:Itaots troll.jpg<br /> image:Itaots wallpaper.jpg<br /> image:Itaots duplicate.jpg|It's that bad<br /> image:Itaots hospice.jpg|Sylviaaaa<br /> image:Itaots when i was.png|WHEN I WAS young i was the king of carrot flowers...<br /> image:Sfw itaots.jpg<br /> image:Hospice merriweather itaots.jpg<br /> image:Loveless over the sea.jpg ‎ <br /> image:Trollfaceover the sea.jpg<br /> image:Nmhcover.jpg<br /> image:Animu over the sea.png<br /> image:Itaots2.jpg<br /> image:THAT FUCKING ALBUM .jpg<br /> image:Tsundere itaots.png|well it's not like i love you or anything, Jesus Christ<br /> image:Itaots cum.jpg|some people like ITAOTS a little too much<br /> image:When you were young.jpg<br /> image:Itaots hilton.jpg|real picture<br /> image:Bobby hill mutant.jpg|Mother of god it's all toilet sounds!<br /> Image:Neutralfarnsworth.jpg<br /> File:Neutral Milk doge.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{cg|Mangum &amp; Co|gallery2|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Jeffmangum.jpg|Notice the similarity to trollface<br /> image:Mangum trollface.jpg|Separated at birth?<br /> image:Mangum deal with it.jpg<br /> image:Nmh comics.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Nmh son i am.jpg<br /> image:Nmh its a potato.png<br /> image:Mu ashes.jpg<br /> image:Mangum condoms.jpg<br /> image:Mangum elephant.jpg<br /> image:Newtral molks.png<br /> image:Indiefag nmh.jpg<br /> image:Aliens NMH.jpg<br /> image:Neutral+Milk+Hotel+nu.png<br /> image:Hipster kityy nmh.jpg<br /> image:Carrot flowers.jpg|when you were young you were the king of carrot flowers...<br /> image:Kingdedede.jpg|Dededede dee deeee<br /> File:Literally 1945 - Neutral Milk Hotel meme.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> <br /> Atleast 100 years ago there was a shitty draw Jeff Mangum thread and these are a few of the good ones [http://chanarchive.org/4chan/mu/7774/draw-jeff-magnum].<br /> {{cg|Draw Jeff Mangum|gallery3|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Draw jeff 12.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 11.png<br /> image:Draw jeff 10.png<br /> image:Draw jeff 9.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> image:Draw jeff 8.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 6.png<br /> image:Draw jeff mangum 5.png<br /> image:Jeff mangum 4.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 3.jpg<br /> image:Draw jeff 2.png<br /> image:Draw jeff.png<br /> image:Draw jeff 1.jpg<br /> image:I lve you jesus.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{videoframe|ITAOTSvids|background-color: #FFCC66;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;yHlLWBs4dSE&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Notice Mongnom's signs of psychosis&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;8e-BgnZY5qg&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;/mu/ sings King Of Carrot Flowers&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;iRarL_O24R0&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Neutral Milk/Odd Future Mashup&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NxhNZYCtb-g&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;Holland, 1945&quot; on ukelele by Neutral Uke Hotel&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;qaZqqaOEfsk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;Two Headed Boy&quot;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;uIdVXIvOGvM&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Blooptral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Bleep &lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;FSBMEGMXYZU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;I will Bury You in Time&quot;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;20uoyocLRMg&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;&quot;Naomi&quot;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;xuHE7pwOvOc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;Andrew Jackson Jihad -- &quot;2 Headed Boy&quot; &lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{fbid|9075158370|Their fanpage}}<br /> *{{myspace|neutralmilkhotelband|Their Myspace}}<br /> *{{twitter|NeutralMilkFans|A fan account}}<br /> <br /> {{chanarchive|mu/7285/|/mu/:Neutral Milk Hotel Listen-In|mu/7774/|/mu/:Draw Jeff Mangum|mu/12363/|/mu/:Jeff Mangum RPG Game}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{chans}}<br /> {{memes}}<br /> {{music}}<br /> {{indie}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article May 3 &amp; 4, [[2012]]|[[Gingerslap]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ex-Gay]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 8, [[2013]]|[[Social Justice]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Onision]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 8, [[2014]]|[[John Sakars]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|...}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 8 &amp; 9, [[2018]]|[[ToonKriticY2K]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Jean-Francois Gariepy]]}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article February 13 &amp; 14, [[2023]]|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ohio]]}}<br /> [[Category:Hipster Shit]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fight_Club&diff=1885422 2024-08-20T11:30:09Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Rules of the internet Fight Club */ added missing hyperlink</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{spoiler|Chuck Palahniuk's books are all exactly the same and the narrator is Tyler Durden!!!! }}<br /> {{center|{{frame|[[Image:Fightclub Warning.jpg|center|500px|SRS BZNS!]]|background=black|border=black}}}}<br /> [[Image:Durden.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Pretentiousness]] has never been so sexy.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Fight Club''''' is a crappy movie from 1999 about a [[You| weedy, friendless, lisping yuppie]] who loses his mind and makes up an [[imaginary friend]] to be his [[top|butch buddy]]. Instead of becoming [[an hero]] like you wish he would, he becomes the world's greatest [[Street Fighter|street fighter]] by fighting the imaginary friend. With a [[lie|believable]] plot like that, [[Anonymous]] was destined to be drawn to it very early on, even designing the [[rules of the internet]] after the rules of Fight Club. Tyler Durden is worshiped as a [[13 year old boy]]'s [[Nietzsche|ubermensch]] and strides to be a handsome anti-christ just like him despite the fact Durden is most likely [[doing it for the lulz]]. Said fanboys also listen to [[poser]]-[[punk]] rock and has never picked up a book despite worshiping Fight Club like their [[bible]]. Also expect said fanboys to spurt Fight Club quotes when their parents tell them to stop being ungrateful and do the laundry or when a teacher gives them detention for talking back. [[Tool|Non-conformist conformists]] love this movie, which is ironic as it reveals how fucking useless they are.<br /> <br /> In fact, some confused anonymous seem to think /b/ ''is'' Fight Club and never stop posting screen shots and quotes from the movie. [[fgt|These people]] were the original, undetected melanomas who grew into [[the cancer that is killing /b/]]. Memes from the movie that have been adopted by /b/'s fanbois as their own include [[Rules 1 and 2]], the names [[Project Chanology|&quot;project&quot;]] and [[Operation Lioncash|&quot;operation&quot;]] for raids, and spam threads with newfags reposting &quot;His name is Robert Paulson&quot; in between sagebombs and challenges to the power five.<br /> <br /> It's a [[lie|good movie]], and you learn valuable lessons on how to [[Shock image|terrorize movie goers]] and make your own [[Jews|soap]]. The ending makes [[New York]]ers especially feel like they've been [[rape]]d because it is vaguely reminiscent of [[Jews did 911|9/11]], except for the motives: in the movie they make the buildings collapse to free people from credit-card debt but on 9/11 [[Jews|they]] did it for the insurance.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Rules of &lt;s&gt;the internet&lt;/s&gt; Fight Club==<br /> <br /> [[File:Pedofight.jpg|thumb||Let's get ready to ruuuuuumble!]]<br /> [[Image:Fight Club Man Boobs Hug.jpg|thumb|It's not gay if he has tits.]]<br /> <br /> #You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.<br /> #You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.<br /> #If someone [[Rape|says stop]], [[I CAME|goes limp]], or taps out, the fight is over.<br /> #[[Gay|Only two guys to a fight]].<br /> #One fight at a time.<br /> #No shirts, no shoes.<br /> #Fights will go on as long as they have to.<br /> #If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.<br /> #????<br /> #PROFIT<br /> <br /> '''Note:''' as the first two rules of Fight Club stipulate that [[Rules of the internet|you cannot talk about Fight Club]], it instead must be referred to as Fite [[♣]] if it must be talked about in public.<br /> <br /> ==Chuck Palahniuk==<br /> <br /> ''Fight Club'' the book was written by Chuck Palahniuk while he was recovering from a [[win|severed testicle]] he received while fucking his [[ass]] with a vacuum-cleaner hose with the cleaner switched on. As Palahniuk was living in Oregon at the time, and masturbation and/or working on trucks was out of the question due to his injury, he wrote ''Fight Club'' as a way to [[emo|deal with his feelings]]. [[I did it for the lulz|For teh lulz]] he submitted the book for publication and it was promptly rejected by every publisher who laid eyes on it. Fortunately for him, [[Fox]] somehow got their hands on a copy of it and [[lie|being the great arbiters of taste they are]] decided to make it into a movie.<br /> <br /> ==Faggotry==<br /> <br /> Chuck Palahniuk is a well known flaming homofag and he serves up his [[faggotry]] throughout this movie. In the very first scene, we see the main character resting his weary head between the [[moobs|bitch tits]] of his [[Bearforce1|fat butt buddy]]. In later scenes, we see him taking baths together with his naked imaginary twink friend where they discuss how [[women]] are completely unnecessary. This is incorrect because women fill an important role in being [[cumdumpsters]] and in preparing food, unless of course you are a [[faggot]] like Palahniuk.<br /> <br /> ==8 Simple Rules==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;agi8PUmlAKU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Welcome to [[Fuck]] Club==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;WjAmvTwfWdk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''If this is your first night at fuck club, you HAVE to fuck!'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[[India]]'s version of Fight Club==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;7N22P9ziB8Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Use to troll fight club fans'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|THIS TAKES THE PISS...i would gladly kill the director in cold blood, and happily do the time..<br /> WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT<br /> |cyberbob07|[[rage|RRRAGE]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You fucking Indian pieces of shit. When you aren't blatantly ripping off movies, you're running awful stores and motels, reeking of curry. Fucking stay in your own country.<br /> |bodhitaichi}}<br /> <br /> '''You can also troll fight club fans by refering to the main character as Jack. This always makes them rage and try to [[arguing on the internet|prove you wrong on the internet]].'''<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> &lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:Fight Club animooted.gif|A basic plot synopsis<br /> Image:Fight club title.jpg|This is supposed to be [[ironic]]<br /> Image:Fight-club repost.jpg|/b/ also adopted the repost meme from Fight Club<br /> Image:2262751448_8641a1b71c.jpg|''Fight Club'' fan art.<br /> Image:Fight Club Pixelated.gif|Emo as fuck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Rules of the Internet]]<br /> *[[Rules 1 and 2]]<br /> *[[Nerd Rage]]<br /> *[[X is not your personal army|Personal Army]]<br /> *[[NAMBLA]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/ ''Fight Club'' on IMDb]<br /> *[http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/forum?f=18 The Cult] - Forum dedicated to Chuck Palahniuk and his novels, including ''Fight Club''.<br /> *[http://www.fanpop.com/spots/fight-club Fanpop page] - Fansite for the movie.<br /> *[http://www.4chan.org/ Unofficial fan site]<br /> *[http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/ Official site for the movie, not too bad]<br /> *[http://movies.foxjapan.com/fightclub/flightcard_big.jpg They still have a great download: make this the wallpaper on your computer at work!] You wouldn't be the only one. If you can't trim out the Fox link for yourself, you don't deserve it. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Memes|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{Movies|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{Books|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Fandom Stuff]]<br /> [[Category:People|Durden, Tyler]]<br /> [[Category:Cults]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fight_Club&diff=1885405 2024-08-20T11:28:07Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: added missing hyperlink</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{spoiler|Chuck Palahniuk's books are all exactly the same and the narrator is Tyler Durden!!!! }}<br /> {{center|{{frame|[[Image:Fightclub Warning.jpg|center|500px|SRS BZNS!]]|background=black|border=black}}}}<br /> [[Image:Durden.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Pretentiousness]] has never been so sexy.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Fight Club''''' is a crappy movie from 1999 about a [[You| weedy, friendless, lisping yuppie]] who loses his mind and makes up an [[imaginary friend]] to be his [[top|butch buddy]]. Instead of becoming [[an hero]] like you wish he would, he becomes the world's greatest [[Street Fighter|street fighter]] by fighting the imaginary friend. With a [[lie|believable]] plot like that, [[Anonymous]] was destined to be drawn to it very early on, even designing the [[rules of the internet]] after the rules of Fight Club. Tyler Durden is worshiped as a [[13 year old boy]]'s [[Nietzsche|ubermensch]] and strides to be a handsome anti-christ just like him despite the fact Durden is most likely [[doing it for the lulz]]. Said fanboys also listen to [[poser]]-[[punk]] rock and has never picked up a book despite worshiping Fight Club like their [[bible]]. Also expect said fanboys to spurt Fight Club quotes when their parents tell them to stop being ungrateful and do the laundry or when a teacher gives them detention for talking back. [[Tool|Non-conformist conformists]] love this movie, which is ironic as it reveals how fucking useless they are.<br /> <br /> In fact, some confused anonymous seem to think /b/ ''is'' Fight Club and never stop posting screen shots and quotes from the movie. [[fgt|These people]] were the original, undetected melanomas who grew into [[the cancer that is killing /b/]]. Memes from the movie that have been adopted by /b/'s fanbois as their own include [[Rules 1 and 2]], the names [[Project Chanology|&quot;project&quot;]] and [[Operation Lioncash|&quot;operation&quot;]] for raids, and spam threads with newfags reposting &quot;His name is Robert Paulson&quot; in between sagebombs and challenges to the power five.<br /> <br /> It's a [[lie|good movie]], and you learn valuable lessons on how to [[Shock image|terrorize movie goers]] and make your own [[Jews|soap]]. The ending makes [[New York]]ers especially feel like they've been [[rape]]d because it is vaguely reminiscent of [[Jews did 911|9/11]], except for the motives: in the movie they make the buildings collapse to free people from credit-card debt but on 9/11 [[Jews|they]] did it for the insurance.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Rules of &lt;s&gt;the internet&lt;/s&gt; Fight Club==<br /> <br /> [[File:Pedofight.jpg|thumb||Let's get ready to ruuuuuumble!]]<br /> [[Image:Fight Club Man Boobs Hug.jpg|thumb|It's not gay if he has tits.]]<br /> <br /> #You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.<br /> #You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.<br /> #If someone [[Rape|says stop]], [[I CAME|goes limp]], or taps out, the fight is over.<br /> #Only two guys to a fight.<br /> #One fight at a time.<br /> #No shirts, no shoes.<br /> #Fights will go on as long as they have to.<br /> #If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.<br /> #????<br /> #PROFIT<br /> <br /> '''Note:''' as the first two rules of Fight Club stipulate that [[Rules of the internet|you cannot talk about Fight Club]], it instead must be referred to as Fite [[♣]] if it must be talked about in public.<br /> <br /> ==Chuck Palahniuk==<br /> <br /> ''Fight Club'' the book was written by Chuck Palahniuk while he was recovering from a [[win|severed testicle]] he received while fucking his [[ass]] with a vacuum-cleaner hose with the cleaner switched on. As Palahniuk was living in Oregon at the time, and masturbation and/or working on trucks was out of the question due to his injury, he wrote ''Fight Club'' as a way to [[emo|deal with his feelings]]. [[I did it for the lulz|For teh lulz]] he submitted the book for publication and it was promptly rejected by every publisher who laid eyes on it. Fortunately for him, [[Fox]] somehow got their hands on a copy of it and [[lie|being the great arbiters of taste they are]] decided to make it into a movie.<br /> <br /> ==Faggotry==<br /> <br /> Chuck Palahniuk is a well known flaming homofag and he serves up his [[faggotry]] throughout this movie. In the very first scene, we see the main character resting his weary head between the [[moobs|bitch tits]] of his [[Bearforce1|fat butt buddy]]. In later scenes, we see him taking baths together with his naked imaginary twink friend where they discuss how [[women]] are completely unnecessary. This is incorrect because women fill an important role in being [[cumdumpsters]] and in preparing food, unless of course you are a [[faggot]] like Palahniuk.<br /> <br /> ==8 Simple Rules==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;agi8PUmlAKU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Welcome to [[Fuck]] Club==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;WjAmvTwfWdk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''If this is your first night at fuck club, you HAVE to fuck!'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[[India]]'s version of Fight Club==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;7N22P9ziB8Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Use to troll fight club fans'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|THIS TAKES THE PISS...i would gladly kill the director in cold blood, and happily do the time..<br /> WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT<br /> |cyberbob07|[[rage|RRRAGE]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You fucking Indian pieces of shit. When you aren't blatantly ripping off movies, you're running awful stores and motels, reeking of curry. Fucking stay in your own country.<br /> |bodhitaichi}}<br /> <br /> '''You can also troll fight club fans by refering to the main character as Jack. This always makes them rage and try to [[arguing on the internet|prove you wrong on the internet]].'''<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> &lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:Fight Club animooted.gif|A basic plot synopsis<br /> Image:Fight club title.jpg|This is supposed to be [[ironic]]<br /> Image:Fight-club repost.jpg|/b/ also adopted the repost meme from Fight Club<br /> Image:2262751448_8641a1b71c.jpg|''Fight Club'' fan art.<br /> Image:Fight Club Pixelated.gif|Emo as fuck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Rules of the Internet]]<br /> *[[Rules 1 and 2]]<br /> *[[Nerd Rage]]<br /> *[[X is not your personal army|Personal Army]]<br /> *[[NAMBLA]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/ ''Fight Club'' on IMDb]<br /> *[http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/forum?f=18 The Cult] - Forum dedicated to Chuck Palahniuk and his novels, including ''Fight Club''.<br /> *[http://www.fanpop.com/spots/fight-club Fanpop page] - Fansite for the movie.<br /> *[http://www.4chan.org/ Unofficial fan site]<br /> *[http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/ Official site for the movie, not too bad]<br /> *[http://movies.foxjapan.com/fightclub/flightcard_big.jpg They still have a great download: make this the wallpaper on your computer at work!] You wouldn't be the only one. If you can't trim out the Fox link for yourself, you don't deserve it. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Memes|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{Movies|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{Books|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Fandom Stuff]]<br /> [[Category:People|Durden, Tyler]]<br /> [[Category:Cults]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fight_Club&diff=1885396 2024-08-20T11:22:04Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{spoiler|Chuck Palahniuk's books are all exactly the same and the narrator is Tyler Durden!!!! }}<br /> {{center|{{frame|[[Image:Fightclub Warning.jpg|center|500px|SRS BZNS!]]|background=black|border=black}}}}<br /> [[Image:Durden.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Pretentiousness]] has never been so sexy.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Fight Club''''' is a crappy movie from 1999 about a [[You| weedy, friendless, lisping yuppie]] who loses his mind and makes up an [[imaginary friend]] to be his [[top|butch buddy]]. Instead of becoming [[an hero]] like you wish he would, he becomes the world's greatest [[Street Fighter|street fighter]] by fighting the imaginary friend. With a [[lie|believable]] plot like that, [[Anonymous]] was destined to be drawn to it very early on, even designing the [[rules of the internet]] after the rules of Fight Club. Tyler Durden is worshiped as a [[13 year old boy]]'s [[Nietzsche|ubermensch]] and strides to be a handsome anti-christ just like him despite the fact Durden is most likely [[doing it for the lulz]]. Said fanboys also listen to poser-[[punk]] rock and has never picked up a book despite worshiping Fight Club like their [[bible]]. Also expect said fanboys to spurt Fight Club quotes when their parents tell them to stop being ungrateful and do the laundry or when a teacher gives them detention for talking back. [[Tool|Non-conformist conformists]] love this movie, which is ironic as it reveals how fucking useless they are.<br /> <br /> In fact, some confused anonymous seem to think /b/ ''is'' Fight Club and never stop posting screen shots and quotes from the movie. [[fgt|These people]] were the original, undetected melanomas who grew into [[the cancer that is killing /b/]]. Memes from the movie that have been adopted by /b/'s fanbois as their own include [[Rules 1 and 2]], the names [[Project Chanology|&quot;project&quot;]] and [[Operation Lioncash|&quot;operation&quot;]] for raids, and spam threads with newfags reposting &quot;His name is Robert Paulson&quot; in between sagebombs and challenges to the power five.<br /> <br /> It's a [[lie|good movie]], and you learn valuable lessons on how to [[Shock image|terrorize movie goers]] and make your own [[Jews|soap]]. The ending makes [[New York]]ers especially feel like they've been [[rape]]d because it is vaguely reminiscent of [[Jews did 911|9/11]], except for the motives: in the movie they make the buildings collapse to free people from credit-card debt but on 9/11 [[Jews|they]] did it for the insurance.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Rules of &lt;s&gt;the internet&lt;/s&gt; Fight Club==<br /> <br /> [[File:Pedofight.jpg|thumb||Let's get ready to ruuuuuumble!]]<br /> [[Image:Fight Club Man Boobs Hug.jpg|thumb|It's not gay if he has tits.]]<br /> <br /> #You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.<br /> #You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.<br /> #If someone [[Rape|says stop]], [[I CAME|goes limp]], or taps out, the fight is over.<br /> #Only two guys to a fight.<br /> #One fight at a time.<br /> #No shirts, no shoes.<br /> #Fights will go on as long as they have to.<br /> #If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.<br /> #????<br /> #PROFIT<br /> <br /> '''Note:''' as the first two rules of Fight Club stipulate that [[Rules of the internet|you cannot talk about Fight Club]], it instead must be referred to as Fite [[♣]] if it must be talked about in public.<br /> <br /> ==Chuck Palahniuk==<br /> <br /> ''Fight Club'' the book was written by Chuck Palahniuk while he was recovering from a [[win|severed testicle]] he received while fucking his [[ass]] with a vacuum-cleaner hose with the cleaner switched on. As Palahniuk was living in Oregon at the time, and masturbation and/or working on trucks was out of the question due to his injury, he wrote ''Fight Club'' as a way to [[emo|deal with his feelings]]. [[I did it for the lulz|For teh lulz]] he submitted the book for publication and it was promptly rejected by every publisher who laid eyes on it. Fortunately for him, [[Fox]] somehow got their hands on a copy of it and [[lie|being the great arbiters of taste they are]] decided to make it into a movie.<br /> <br /> ==Faggotry==<br /> <br /> Chuck Palahniuk is a well known flaming homofag and he serves up his [[faggotry]] throughout this movie. In the very first scene, we see the main character resting his weary head between the [[moobs|bitch tits]] of his [[Bearforce1|fat butt buddy]]. In later scenes, we see him taking baths together with his naked imaginary twink friend where they discuss how [[women]] are completely unnecessary. This is incorrect because women fill an important role in being [[cumdumpsters]] and in preparing food, unless of course you are a [[faggot]] like Palahniuk.<br /> <br /> ==8 Simple Rules==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;agi8PUmlAKU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Welcome to [[Fuck]] Club==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;WjAmvTwfWdk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''If this is your first night at fuck club, you HAVE to fuck!'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[[India]]'s version of Fight Club==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;7N22P9ziB8Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;center&gt;'''Use to troll fight club fans'''&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|THIS TAKES THE PISS...i would gladly kill the director in cold blood, and happily do the time..<br /> WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT<br /> |cyberbob07|[[rage|RRRAGE]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You fucking Indian pieces of shit. When you aren't blatantly ripping off movies, you're running awful stores and motels, reeking of curry. Fucking stay in your own country.<br /> |bodhitaichi}}<br /> <br /> '''You can also troll fight club fans by refering to the main character as Jack. This always makes them rage and try to [[arguing on the internet|prove you wrong on the internet]].'''<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> &lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:Fight Club animooted.gif|A basic plot synopsis<br /> Image:Fight club title.jpg|This is supposed to be [[ironic]]<br /> Image:Fight-club repost.jpg|/b/ also adopted the repost meme from Fight Club<br /> Image:2262751448_8641a1b71c.jpg|''Fight Club'' fan art.<br /> Image:Fight Club Pixelated.gif|Emo as fuck.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Rules of the Internet]]<br /> *[[Rules 1 and 2]]<br /> *[[Nerd Rage]]<br /> *[[X is not your personal army|Personal Army]]<br /> *[[NAMBLA]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/ ''Fight Club'' on IMDb]<br /> *[http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/forum?f=18 The Cult] - Forum dedicated to Chuck Palahniuk and his novels, including ''Fight Club''.<br /> *[http://www.fanpop.com/spots/fight-club Fanpop page] - Fansite for the movie.<br /> *[http://www.4chan.org/ Unofficial fan site]<br /> *[http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/ Official site for the movie, not too bad]<br /> *[http://movies.foxjapan.com/fightclub/flightcard_big.jpg They still have a great download: make this the wallpaper on your computer at work!] You wouldn't be the only one. If you can't trim out the Fox link for yourself, you don't deserve it. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Memes|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{Movies|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> {{Books|title=''Fight Club''}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Fandom Stuff]]<br /> [[Category:People|Durden, Tyler]]<br /> [[Category:Cults]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=George_Sodini&diff=1885395 2024-08-20T11:18:02Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: added missing templates</p> <hr /> <div>{{virgin}}<br /> {{an hero}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:George Sodini 1.jpg|thumb|The face of an hero.]]<br /> After a whole month of lulz, June [[2009]] rolled out like a [[lion]], and July 2009 came in like a lamb. July 2009 was a very long, quiet month, with only a few lulzworthy moments, but great things come to those who wait. August 2009 slowly rolled in and started off with a bang or two.....or fifty-two.<br /> <br /> George Sodini is the latest [[an hero]] from our glorious [[United States|US and A]]. [[RAGE|Frustrated]] with his failed attempts at finding tr00 love, and just failing at life in general, George decided to etch his name into this country's lulzy, violent history and go for the high score at an LA Fitness in his hometown of [[Pittsburgh]] (Naturally, he failed).<br /> <br /> ...Well, actually, he didn't just &quot;decide&quot; to do it, he actually planned this out since the November of 2008 and planned to do it in January. Not surprisingly, George even failed at this.<br /> <br /> Incidentally, George's sex life bears surprising resemblance to that of the &quot;TRUE and HONEST&quot; [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; a virgin with [[RAEG|rage]]. His protégé is [[Love_Shy#Mikey_2|Michael J. Nicholls]] from Love-shy.com. Just like Sodini, Mikey's posts resemble a delightful lulz-worthy mixture of misogyny, depression, and psychosis.<br /> <br /> ==Personal Life==<br /> [[Image:Pentagun.JPG|thumb|An artist's depiction of George moments before going to shoot some wimmens.]]<br /> Family members and neighbors describe George as being &quot;socially retarded&quot; and &quot;[[Love Shy|love shy]]&quot;. Words cannot even describe how anti-social this [[luser]] was. Like many [[internets]] addicts, George suffered from [[antisocial personality disorder]] and spent most of his time being [[You don't have any friends|friendless]] in his [[basement]] and updating his website which, like his [[cawk]], was seldom touched or viewed by other people. His website, which may or may not be viewable [http://www.georgesodini.com here], documented random [[shit nobody cares about]], including pictures he took on vacation. The coup de grace of his whole website is his cherished blog where his plans of an heroism were typed in 12-pt Arial font.<br /> <br /> A 48-year old computer programmer that worked at a law firm's financial department, George claimed to not have had sex since 1990 or a girlfriend since 1984, preferring to live alone for 30 years. Of course, like most claims made by internet personalities, these were just huge [[lies]]. George had always been a [[virgin]], and never had a girlfriend (However, his claims of living alone for 30 years seem true). It's clear that [[God]], being his [[lulzy]] self, decided to curse George into a life of celibacy in hopes that he could become an internet superhero. Like most loner virgins, George [[victim complex|blamed other people for his failures]] and accused them of cock-blocking, including, but not limited to, his mother, father, sister, brother, [[A cat is fine too|cat]], [[FYIAD|dragon]], &quot;[[lie|ex-girlfriend&quot;, and &quot;bastard son&quot;]]. How exactly any of these reasons resulted in him being a virgin is entirely up for speculation.<br /> <br /> There are four reasons as to why George has never had sex or a girlfriend:<br /> <br /> #He was a loner.<br /> #He was a loser.<br /> #[http://home.comcast.net/~space777/crazyg/snippers/snippers.htm He had a cat]<br /> #[[Micropenis]]<br /> <br /> Most experts agree that he should have just gotten [[castrated]] and accepted his fate as a [[Virginbus]] operator.<br /> <br /> ==Sodini on teh Internets==<br /> {{quote|George Sodini<br /> <br /> Age 48<br /> <br /> DOB 9/30/1960<br /> <br /> DOD 8/4/2009<br /> <br /> 5-10, 155 lbs<br /> <br /> Never married<br /> <br /> Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA|the status Sodini put on top of his blog.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Sodini the Pervert.JPG|thumb|Sodini taking a picture of a girl on her front lawn. Rape ensued afterward. This picture also probably served as [[fap]]bait for the pervert. Yeah for [[you]], too.]]<br /> <br /> Being your atypical anti-social loser, George has been on the internets for quite a while. Intelligence indicates that George has been on the internet since January 2000 when he created the [[web 1.0]] website crazygeorge.com. If you went to this website you'll see that you need to enter a password. The password is &quot;crazyg&quot;. If you're too lazy to type things, just click [http://home.comcast.net/~space777/crazyg/index.htm here] to go straight to his site. This website is much more meatier than George's then-current website (see below) and features many [[Not really|cool]] links, such as [[The Bible|bible study]] and an [http://home.comcast.net/~space777/crazyg/crazygeorge/crazygeorge.htm interview] with crazygeorge (his username...yes, he really is that lame) himself!<br /> <br /> Crazygeorge.com was the location of his [[George Sodini/Blog|blog]], which was removed by the web host after his pwning.<br /> <br /> On August 2000, George moved his website to [http://georgesodini.com georgesodini.com] and password-protected his old one. The website is virtually dead and is just as fail as George is. The home page shows a link to a 1994 Saturn SC2 that George put up for sale and sold in August 2004 (What is with this guy and August?), some stupid thing where you can guess his birth date and death date called &quot;[[Angst|Life or Death]]&quot;, his [[shit nobody cares about|biking trail]], and pictures of his vacation in California, where he stalked an innocent woman on her front lawn and took stupid pictures of buildings.<br /> <br /> The full text of Sodini's lost blog can be found [[George Sodini/Blog|here]]. His blog consists mainly of him [[angst]]ing about his oppressive family and people that have better lives then him (i.e., anyone that has gotten laid in the past 18 years) and talking about his &quot;exit plan&quot;. When he failed to execute his exit plan, he continued to angst for a few months before getting the balls to go through with it. After his death, George's blog was removed, but not before [[skiddies]] found interesting things in its underbelly...<br /> <br /> Shortly after his death, computer geeks found his blog and, for reasons unknown, decided to CTRL+U his blog (to the computer illiterate: CRTL+U views the [[sauce]] of a web page). Much to their surprise, secret, unpublished text was found hidden in the page's source code:<br /> <br /> {{quote|At the gym I saw a woman I like. I see her at the park and ride sometimes, so she isn't a stranger. [[sic|Occationaly]] she makes good eye contact and smiles, etc. She is maybe 40ish, and attractive to me.<br /> <br /> I made brief conversation to her and a younger woman she was with today. To get a friend like her ([[Rape|and for night time action]]) I would cancel this plan, or put on hold, at least for a while,&quot; he wrote.|[[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK FIREARMS.]]}}<br /> <br /> But that wasn't the only thing they found. The old media, who couldn't get enough of this [[lollercoaster]], found home videos Sodini made and posted on his [[YouTube]] account, {{yt|cu|MOSB46PGH|MOSB46PGH}}. Be sure to check out his channel for some [[lol]]worthy comments.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;d5tgVx5E5x8&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|My objective is to learn to be emotional and to, you know, be able to emotionally connect with people.|How's that working out for you?}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;i1ZQHrKQo5Q&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|Okay, couch and chair, they match. Bet the women will be really impressed! Heh.|Not really.}}<br /> <br /> Here is the last blog entry ever made on his website:<br /> <br /> [[Image:George Sodini's Last Blog Entry.jpg]]<br /> <br /> ...and thus his voice was cast to the Internetwebz, and thus [[tl;dr|his voice spoketh forever]]. [[Fail|And the many multitudes cried out in adoration.]]<br /> <br /> ==The Shooting==<br /> [[Image:Georgieslist.jpg|thumb|Believed to be a rough draft of his final entry]]<br /> <br /> Since Sodini created his blog on November 5th, he had talked about executing an &quot;exit plan&quot;. No one really knew about his exit plan, likely because no one read his blog or visited his website. Sometime in December, he finished polishing his plan and began practicing, getting more excited with each entry, even spilling the [[dox]] of his family and enemies. On D-Day, January 6th, at 6:45 PM, George was ready to [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it]], but at 8:45 PM he edited his blog, stating that [[FAIL|his skill was not enough]] and he couldn't go through with it.<br /> <br /> For 6 months George spent the rest of his days angsting about his failures, and preparing for a new date for his exit plan, which he was most likely to skimp out on again. Eventually, George decided that enough was enough and he decided to get a pair of [[balls]] and keep his promise to the American people to deliver the lulziest massacre of the month and the second-lulziest of 2009 (the lulziest is the Taconic Parkway Car Crash in New York).<br /> <br /> On August 4, 2009, George walked into his local LA Fitness where a bunch of women were exercising. He placed his totally-not-suspicious-at-all duffel bag on the ground and paused for a moment before turning off the lights, taking out some guns, and sending some women to [[Hell]]'s [[kitchen]]. He wounded several others before giving himself some [[Shotgun Mouthwash]].<br /> <br /> [[FAIL|He killed three women, wounded nine, and used fifty-two bullets]]. He had planned this simple killing spree out for nearly '''10 months''', making him the most fail an hero since [[Codey Porter]].<br /> <br /> Like with most killers with guns, the shooting will no doubt spark national outrage amongst the [[old media]] over [[gun control]], before blaming this on something that has nothing to do with the situation and then forgetting about it completely until the one-year anniversary/next shooting.<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{GradedScore|3|(9 injured)|6|Spray 'n Pray|12|Generic spergout|10|Low frag count, so no one cares|14|Incel manchild autist finally snaps|45|F-|The original [[Elliot Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|2}}<br /> <br /> ==[[E-psychiatry|e-Psychologists]] Weigh In==<br /> Since the shooting, many e-psychologists have tried to psycho-analyze George's clearly fucked up mind. They have done nothing but point out the obvious: he's a loner with a fucked up psyche and a [[nice guy]] personality. However, some argue that George may have also been a big [[attention whore]]. Looking at George that may not be too far off from the truth. <br /> <br /> Here are some quotes from some e-psychologists that have offered their two cents:<br /> <br /> {{quote|&quot;These are the rambling messages of a likely psychotic&quot; and display characteristics of a man who has been &quot;severely depressed for a long time.&quot;|No fucking shit.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|He complains about feeling neglected and bullied by his mother and older brother, a classic grievance for high-profile murderers.|[[Incontinent Student Bodies| BAAAAAWWWW]] MOMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I know this guy just killed 3 women, but I can't help feeling sorry for him. I think the social disconnection experienced by people today is a HUGE problem. With all of the means today; internet, texting, etc, it seems impossibly wrong that a person could slip through the holes of a social net.|Sneech47, blaming the internet for his lack of a social life.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|This man was perfectly normal if you ask me. What do you think happens to anyone after 30 years of living isolated from everyone else? We're all isolated. But he was especially.|KPetronis, pointing out the obvious.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm surprised no one noticed this connection in the same entry: &quot;...a .NET software developer... I know I will never enjoy life.&quot; Somehow I don't think those two aren't connected.|00Shrug, revealing the reason why [[you]] should always write in [[C]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|People like Sodini get laughed at, and labeled as losers, and the next moment people are shocked when people like him unleash mayhem on the populace. Had one person showed him an ounce of kindness and empathy, perhaps things might have turned out differently.|aspirina24, we should have showed him kindness, even though people tried.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Instead of using hand guns, Sodini could have rented a U-Haul and plowed into a bus stop full of people.|heaverbill, [[LOL WUT]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==George Sodini's 1 year anniversary==<br /> <br /> We must never forget what this brave man did for us, he stood up to those who had brought him down time and time again. Vain, manipulative she-devils who drove him to this. If we can grow to be half the man our George was then this world would be a better place. So on this day, August 4th 2010 I raise a beer to your George Sodini and wish you all the best!<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[George Sodini/Blog|A complete transcript of George's blog]]<br /> *[[Misogyny|Misogynist]]<br /> *[[Perma-virgin]]<br /> *[[Friend Zone]]<br /> *[[Love Shy]]<br /> *[[Basement-dweller]]<br /> *[[Friends of A-Log#ISLAVERDE29|Single 4 life]]<br /> *[[Bill122460|True Forced Loneliness]]<br /> *[[Marjan Siklic]]<br /> *[[Elliot Rodger]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *His {{yt|cu|MOSB46PGH|George on YouTube channel}} for some good examples - lol channel comments<br /> *[http://georgesodini.com George's official website]. Most of the features are unavailable due to the influx of traffic, and the web site is occasionally offline.<br /> *[http://isitnormal.com/story/48-year-old-man-with-teen-age-girl-28739 George asking] if he should [[secks]] a [[16-year-old girl]] (Note that the age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16 (HOWEVER that's provided the other person is 20 years old or under)).<br /> *[http://www.nypost.com/seven/08052009/news/nationalnews/full_text_of_gym_killers_blog_183111.htm?&amp;page=7 New York Post's textual archive of his blog]<br /> *The Facebook profile of George's &quot;daughter&quot;, [http://www.facebook.com/carla.valdiserri Carla Valdiserri] (bullshit as George is a virgin)<br /> *[http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/97wnt/reddit_exclusive_george_sodini_documents_la/ Exclusive dox on Sodini] including receipts from his online ammunition purchases, and unseen pix.<br /> <br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]<br /> [[Category:People|Sodini, George]]<br /> [[Category:YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:2009]]</div>

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LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Osborne&diff=1885261 2024-08-19T20:20:39Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>{{AlGore}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:JesseOsborne.png|100px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Jesse Osborne'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 3}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|lol no}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Fatass.png|thumb|180px|right|Fatass that tackled him]]<br /> [[File:Love.png|thumb|150px|right|Him and his daddy. Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault [[Dylann Roof|bowl cut]] [[Adam Lanza|hairstyle]].]]<br /> '''Jesse Osborne''' is an [[edgy]] [[13 year old boy|14-year-old]] faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. His assault became known as the ''Townville Elementary School shooting'' (A.K.A Sandy Hook 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]). Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]], the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and [[Win|shot 20 kids]]. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his [[High Score]].<br /> <br /> Before Jesse was able to go for the High Score, some fucking fatass kid was lurking in the school after scoffing down a super-sized severing of [[McDonald's]] and bellyflopped on Jesse, leading to his arrest. Jesse however said that he [[Pussy|threw his gun away and called his grandparents and cried to them on the phone before the fatass got to him.]] Either way, Jesse is now locked away in [[Prison|juvenile detention]], living the thug life segregated from the [[internets]], young [[wimminz]], and education for [[Assburgers|special needs students]]. All he has left to enjoy is getting his scrawny ass buttfucked during [[Bubba]]'s daily routine.<br /> <br /> So apparently he was obsessed with [[Columbine]], [[Sarcasm|which is obviously so shocking as no one has ever copycatted Columbine before.]] He talked to fellow edgy teenagers on [[Instagram]] about his shitty unrealistic plans to [[School Shooting|sh0t sk0l n0w]] by [[Retard|buying an AR15 when he was only 14 or using dish soap to get the combination to his dad's gun safe &quot;because it was glow in the dark&quot; which would reveal his fingerprints.]] Makes perfect sense. <br /> <br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;2&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;&quot; | &lt;big&gt;Graded score&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;height:9px;overflow:hidden;&quot; |<br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;text-align:right;&quot; | Kill count:<br /> |2/20 <br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&quot; | Accuracy:<br /> |8/20 2 killed, 3 injured.<br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;text-align:right;&quot; | Style:<br /> |10/20 ''Tryhard school shooting'' <br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;text-align:right;&quot; | Butthurt:<br /> |4/20 ''No one really cared about this shooting. Plus school shootings are already ingrained in society.'' <br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;&quot; | Bonus:<br /> |16/20 ''Pwned his dad before setting out for the High Score''<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;&quot; | &lt;big&gt;Total score: 40/100 ('''F''')&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''You will never outrank Adam Lanza. However, at least you did better than [[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]].'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''[[High Score|See full ranking]]'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;{{roundy|10px}}border:2px solid #000;width:30%;background:linear-gradient(#d32f15, #227e84);background:-moz-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-webkit-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-o-linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);padding:10px;font-weight:bold;font-size:larger&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:16pt;&quot;&gt;'''Wanted Level:'''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;span&gt; ___________________ &lt;/span&gt;<br /> {|align=&quot;center&quot;<br /> |[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]<br /> |}<br /> &lt;span&gt; ___________________ &lt;/span&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {|align=&quot;center&quot;<br /> |[[File:Wanted1mallcop.png|128px]]<br /> |}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:12pt;&quot;&gt;'''Mall Cop'''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{cg|'''His Instagram shit'''|shotmeme3|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm1.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm2.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm3.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm4.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm5.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm6.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm7.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm8.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm9.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm10.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm11.jpg<br /> File:Kmoshnbkkmfdm12.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[Adam Lanza]] - Jesse's idol.<br /> * [[Sandy Hook]] - Jesse's Favorite CP Plot, but &quot;I swear it wuz fake!!!&quot; Said Alex Jones.<br /> * [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - Another teen who chimped out at his school in 2014.<br /> * [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - White supremacist faggot who went on a rampage in the same state as Jesse did.<br /> * [[High Score]] - What he failed to achieve.<br /> * [[An Hero]] - What he should have done.<br /> * [[Bubba]] - The nigger who is tending to Jesse in juvenile [[prison]] right now.<br /> <br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People|Osborne, Jesse]]<br /> [[Category:2016]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Sandy_Hook_Elementary_Massacre&diff=1885257 2024-08-19T20:16:41Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: added missing hyperlinks</p> <hr /> <div>{{notice|''[[You]] may have been looking for [[Adam Lanza]]''}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{FBI}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{offended}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{an hero}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:Sandy_Hook_Elementary_-_One_Of_The_Innocent_Victims.jpg|thumb|With a [[emo|haircut]] like that, he was bound to [[An hero|kill himself]] sooner or later. [[Adam Lanza]] - One of the innocent [[Aspie|victims]].]]<br /> [[Image:Adamlanzaxm15.jpg|thumb|right| The atrocious perpetrator in question.]]<br /> [[File:Gunslut.jpg|right|thumb|Adam's mother.]]<br /> [[File:Sandy_hook_visitors_welcome.jpg|thumb|School policy has changed somewhat since the incident.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre''' was the '''most [[epic]]''' false flag and [[school shooting]] in [[American]] history since [[Virginia Tech]] and [[Columbine]]. It happened near the end of [[2012]], as a 20 year old [[aspie]] named [[Adam Lanza]] managed to kill 26 people (leaving only 2 injured survivors) after pwning his mom and heading out to his childhood school. Several minutes into his rampage, and knowing he was soon to be raped by the cops, he bitched out and committed [[suicide]]. Since then, he is remembered as [[an hero]] for his hard work to achieve a [[high score]] in a game [[IRL]] at his former school. As usual, the hoax spawned massive amounts of [[butthurt]], with [[Butthurt liberal syndrome|libtards calling to ban all guns]] and republicunts vowing to arm every single child with an MG-42 Machine gun to defend themselves. In reality, Sandy Hook was yet another staged crisis drill perpetrated by the evil American government and lizard people to take our guns and liberties. Even though several years post-massacre, guns are actually easier to get (and oddly enough the rate of [[mass shootings]] sharply more commonplace). Due to [[Adam Lanza|the shooter]] exclusively [[Murder|targeting]] women and children, massive amounts of butthurt and lulz were produced, despite Americans massacring and raping little kids overseas on a consistent and daily basis for the past several hundred years.<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> <br /> It's December 14th, 2012 at '''Sandy Hook Elementary School''', and a messy-haired youth is drooling and making a glitter-covered seasonal card for mommy. His teacher walks past and ruffles the innocent tike's hair as he adds another piece of dried macaroni while he dreams about meeting Santa Claus. Suddenly, the child's face is blown off and his brains splatter across his [[Christmas]] card, adding the finishing touch.<br /> <br /> The person holding the smoking Bushmaster [[gun|XM-15 rifle]] was '''Adam Peter Lanza''', a 20-year-old [[aspie]] who saw that mass killings were the brave thing to do and decided to show he has the [[testicles|balls]]. Unlike other school shooters, he shot a bunch of little kids who were too fucking retarded to know what [[Windows|1 plus 1 is]]. Adam Lanza began his attempt at the [[high score]] by blasting his mother in half, probably because she just [[Emo|couldn't understand him]] as she wanted to send him to a psychiatrist because she didn't have the spine to handle him. He deleted all of his [[Taylor Swift]] [[porn]] by pulling an [[Angry German Kid|AGK]] and smashing the fuck out of his computer. Lanza then went on to merrily murder a further twenty ugly and retarded children, and six boring teachers. He then shoved his pistol in his own mouth and became [[an hero]] just as the [[police|puh-leez]] rolled up, and is currently [[party]]ing in [[hell]] with [[Columbine|Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold]], [[Ted Bundy]], [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tamerlan Tsarnaev]], [[Pope|John Paul II]], [[Hitler]], [[Cho Seung-Hui]] and [[Satan]]. <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{morphquote|antigunquotes|<br /> |<br /> <br /> |Our expressions of sympathy must be matched with concrete actions to stop these [[Heroes|vicious guns]] from committing acts of [[lulz|violence]].|Nita Lowey, ''U.S. Rep. of New York''. [[Bullshit|Gun bans will lead to less crime]], [[amirite]]?<br /> |Too soon to speak out about a nation of crazy guns? No, too late. At least THIRTY-ONE school gun shootings since Columbine.|[[Michael Moore]], ''media profiteering [[Jew|Kike]]''<br /> <br /> |What a waste of good [[Shotacon|shota]] and [[Lolicon|loli]].| [[Pedobear]]<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The Perpetrator==<br /> {{Notice|See: [[Adam Lanza]]}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Ryan Lanza SHAGGY.jpg|right|thumb|Send him a hateful Facebook message anyway, just to be safe.]]<br /> [[File:Liberalgunview.jpg|right|thumb|250px|The REAL perpetrator of sandy hook!!1]]<br /> <br /> At first the brilliant Sherlocks shuffling around the [[media]] pinned the blame on one Ryan Lanza, plastering his [[Facebook]] profile picture everywhere they could, adamantly claiming he was the kiddy-killer. Unfortunately it turned out that Ryan is actually just Adam's brother, [[I accidentally|oops.]] Naturally, Ryan was a little peeved, and may have to leave the country in fear of a horrific mob beating by butthurt people who are sensitive and easily toss an [[Rage|angry bitch-fit]].<br /> <br /> The real culprit was of course Adam Lanza, an [[aspergers|asperger]]-riddled seething hero who was described by classmates as [[you|always very nervous and socially awkward.]] Before the shooting, Lanza destroyed his computer's hard drive before murdering his mom and running away from home to murder half-a-school, probably because he didn't want the police to find all of the gratuitous [[CP]], [[Taylor Swift|Gaylor Shit songs]], and [[Anders Behring Breivik]]/[[James Holmes]] [[slash fiction]] stored on there. <br /> <br /> Adam, like all retarded basement dwellers succumbed to political obsession, but Adams ideals where far more autistic. Adam was an &quot;[[Baby Fuck|anti-natalist]]&quot;, tldr; he hated the concept of children being born and literally stated &quot;no one consents to being born&quot;, and would rant and rave about it on his [[Jewtube]] channel found almost 10 years later, but was instantly BALEETED the moment it was found. Along with his baby-hating, Adam took a lot of strange [[Unabomber|Anarcho-Primtivist]] thought into consideration, even appearing on a '''{{ytlink|xyeXwd2GGK4|radio talk show about it}}''', only to [[Doing it wrong|discuss chimpanzees of all fucking things.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> == Class Loadout==<br /> [[File:Epic-facebook-fail-sandy-victims.jpg|thumb|right|220px|An illiterate [[Facebook]] user reflects most people's inner thoughts.]]<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': Bushmaster M4-type Carbine<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsM4.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *10 Mags; just in case.<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Side Arm''': 10mm Glock Handgun<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|100px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Akimbo (x2). In case an unruly teacher slaps the previous gun from your hands.<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases bullet damage to effectively [[Headshot|blow apart mushy little 1st grader heads.]] <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 2''': Camouflage<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ESM_Camouflage.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Enables user to be harder to detect when sneaking behind the jungle gym in search of more children to [[murder|crush]].<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk 3''': Sleight of Hand<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Image:ESM_Sleight_of_Hand.png|50px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *Increases ability to [[fap]] on the corpses of the successfully killed children before [[pigs|cop]]s, [[Party Van|FBI]] and other [[stalker]]s come in and break up the [[Party Hard|party]].<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> [[File:LanzaCOD.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Should have trained harder with [[Call of Duty]] for that perfect score.]]<br /> {{GradedScore|'''27'''|7 extra kills|19|[[Epic Win|Only 2 injured!]]|18| |20|Beat Columbine, ruined Christmas for everyone, and created new generations of copycats, hoaxers, and conspiracy theorists|20|[[Savage|Only killed women and children]]|104|S|You only scored so well because you played on easy mode, you demented fuck}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]&lt;br&gt;[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:AlienArmada3.png|128px]]|customdesc=Alien Armada}}<br /> <br /> ==Casualties==<br /> {| align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;boilerplate&quot; id=&quot;pd&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#9f9f9f; border:2px solid #000000; padding: 0px;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;<br /> | bgcolor=&quot;#fffff&quot;| [[File:Pedobear salute.png|140px]]<br /> | &lt;font style=&quot;color: black; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;This lulzfest took the lives of more than 10 children. Leading to the Official [[Pedobear]] Salute of Remembrance.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> |}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Here are all of the paid child actors who &quot;died&quot; in this staged crisis drill.<br /> <br /> *'''Charlotte Bacon'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Daniel Barden'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 7<br /> <br /> *'''Olivia Engel'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Josephine Gay'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 7. Nice name fag<br /> <br /> *'''Ana Marquez-Greene'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Dylan Hockley'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Madeleine Hsu'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Catherine Hubbard'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Chase Kowalski'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 7. One less ugly kike!<br /> <br /> *'''Jesse Lewis'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''James Mattioli'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Grace McDonnell'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 7<br /> <br /> *'''Emilie Parker'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6. '''{{ytlink|-KRBgar3mLI|lol her dad}}'''<br /> <br /> *'''Jack Pinto'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Noah Pozner'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6. Your kid deserved to die, Lenny, you filthy kike fuck!<br /> <br /> *'''Caroline Previdi'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Jessica Rekos'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Avielle Richman'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Benjamin Wheeler'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Allison N. Wyatt'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: Age 6<br /> <br /> *'''Rachel Davino'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 29<br /> <br /> *'''Dawn Hochsprung'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 47<br /> <br /> *'''Anne Marie Murphy'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 52<br /> <br /> *'''Lauren Russeau'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 20<br /> <br /> *'''Mary Sherlach'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 56<br /> <br /> *'''Victoria Soto'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 27<br /> <br /> *'''[[Adam Peter Lanza]]'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: Age 20. An legitimate hero for helping to cut down on overpopulation and saving the world of thousands of possible humans through time. &lt;3<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Reaction==<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;42WRotDK4xY&lt;/youtube&gt;|margin=auto}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Once it was discovered that this mass murder of many [[Fugly|KEEYYY-YOOOUUUUU-TEEEEE]] children had happened not in [[Sand Nigger|Pakistan]] to a bunch of dirty and poor brown people, but in fact to middle-class [[White Devils|crackers]], [[Nuoh my god|everybody collectively shat their pants]]. The media spurted hours and hours on end of this kindergarten kerfuffle into the eye-sockets of anyone who switched on their television sets. Naturally a good old fashioned game of [[then who was phone|what is to blame]] came up. People used the sadness and horror as a soap-box to scream out views on tighter [[gun control]] and [[v/|violent video games]]. Fingers were pointed in all directions (''except the shooter responsible''), and a basic [[fact]] finally unfolded into the tiny minds of people all across the country; all people with [[Asperger's Syndrome|autism]] are ticking time bombs and must be euthanized for the safety and well-being of the public.<br /> <br /> <br /> === Westboro Baptist Church ===<br /> <br /> [[America]]'s favorite [[IRL troll|church]], the [[Kansas]] [[God hates fags|Westboro Baptist Church]], announced that they were going to picket the funerals of the infants [[pwnt|pwned]] by [[Adam Lanza]], as they believe it to have been 'God's will' because he is punishing [[Connecticut]] for [[Fag enabler|gay marriage]]. Which is a valid reason, all of these [[closet]] first graders getting married [[Fact|is really quite fucked up.]] A bunch of [[Christian|christfags]] came jogging with their diarrhea-smeared shoes to the church and began their [[Fap|prayer]] to the [[successful troll is successful|gun-fucked children]].<br /> <br /> [[Anonymous]], being the [[moralfag]]s that they are, released [[Dox|private intel]] relating to the WBC church, including telephone numbers and addresses. They also [[DDOS|persistently buttfucked]] their webservers. Dox can be found {{pastebin|H6FpuBsH|here}}. <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Image:Westfag.png]]&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{quote|WBC has suffered [[Buttsex|unrelieved reproach]] for warning you. Now, we will happily assist in the administration of the universal [[Ejaculation|outpouring]] of God's [[BDSM|wrath]], which shall imminently commence with the brightness of His [[Ejaculation|coming]].|What some fag wrote on their [[DDOS]]-friendly website}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ===NRA===<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Gun free school zone.jpg|thumb|220px|Hi, we are sitting ducks, please come shoot us kthx.]]<br /> [[File:Obama hypocrite.jpg|thumb|220px|Obama got exposed.]]<br /> {{quote|The only thing that stops a [[Nigger|bad guy with a gun]] is a [[Redneck|good guy with a gun]].}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> On [[December 21, 2012]], the NRA responded to the shootings by blaming gun-free school zone signs, because they advertise that there are no guns allowed on school campuses, and therefore are responsible for the shooting. In addition to blaming these &quot;gun and drug-free zones&quot;, the NRA also went the route of the [[Christian|christfags]] by blaming [[video games]], [[Old Media|the media]], [[movies]], [[Hurricane Sandy]], music videos, and [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/rubycramer/things-the-nra-blamed-for-the-sandy-hook-massacre basically everything ''except'' guns], and said that the solution is to have an armed security guard in every school in the country. This is, of course, assuming that any potential school shooter will be too stupid to shoot the security guard from a distance and proceed to shoot up the school anyways.<br /> <br /> Watch Obama &quot;[[BAWWW|weep]]&quot; during his speech after the school massacre, [[Hypocrite|even though US military forces have killed many more people in the Middle East]]. In fact, Obama has personally overseen and/or participated in [[OVER 9,000]] separate school shootings in Iraq alone.<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;ptcpxo59hmE&lt;/youtube&gt;|margin=auto}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ===Mass Effect 3===<br /> [[File:Masseffect3did it.png|thumb|right|Watch out, [[Star Wars]] is next.]]<br /> <br /> Due to the fact that Ryan Lanza liked the [[Mass Effect]] video game series on his [[Facebook]] page, inbred mouth-breathers across the interwebs immediately flocked to the official Faceberg page and slathered their misplaced [[Rage|anger]] all over it. Which is perfectly reasonable, as Mass Effect's role-playing sci-fi fantasy is clearly just a façade for a real-life violence simulator that is currently training thousands of [[Nerd|nerds]] across the globe to grab a gun and mindlessly mow down as many children they physically can. Now that the angry mob of the internet has pinned down the culprits as [[aspies]] and Mass Effect gamers, the entire board of [[v/|/v/]] is now quaking in its collective boots. <br /> <br /> The actual shooter, Ryan's brother Adam, played mass murder training simulators like Pokemon, Super Mario, Dance Dance Revolution among several other absolutely horrific assault video games. [[Jack Thompson|Clearly, these games need to be banned too and the developers hung drawn and quartered.]]<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;{{quote|This is EXACTLY why i do not let my kids play MOST video games…I do not want to destroy their innocence with this bullshit|''Tara McDonald Medrano'' Said just before reading her child the [[BSDM|crucifixion]] of [[Jesus]] before bedtime}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ===Adam's Obsession with Taylor Swift===<br /> [[File:Taylor Swift laughing.gif|thumb|right|[[Mfw|Taylor's face when]] there's dead kids.]]<br /> After piecing together Lanza's shattered hard drive, the [[FBI]] has uncovered new evidence with regard to his motivations... <br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;{{squote|School massacre gunman Adam Lanza was '[[mai waifu|jacked off]]' with the pop star girlfriend of [[One Direction]]’s most famous [[Fag|member]] Harry Styles, and Adam was '[[disappoint|disappointed]]' his idol [[Taylor Swift]], 23, was dating 18-year-old Harry.<br /> <br /> A US Department of Justice source said &quot;[[Fapping|He would watch her YouTube videos over and over again]] and read everything he could find about her online. In chat rooms he made numerous references to her '[[Aryan|golden hair]]' and was especially pleased she named her latest album [[Gore|Red]], after his favorite color.|Interestingly, Red would also be the color of the children's blood that was splattered all over the classrooms of Sandy Hook Elementary, after Lanza had his emo-tantrum.}} &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Lanza, who [[Pwned|shot]] his mother Nancy dead before embarking on his rampage, had never dated a girl and rarely even spoke to a member of the opposite sex. He spent hours in the basement of his Connecticut home playing violent video games and reading articles about Taylor.<br /> <br /> The source added: &quot;He was thrilled when he discovered she had been involved in making a game called Band Hero and would pretend to play along with her. He wrote in a chat room post that he loved her three songs on the game – Love Story, Picture To Burn and You Belong With Me – and said he found them to be 'soothing'. Aside from his endless passion for brutal war games, he seemed totally fixated on Miss Swift, almost as if she was a source of comfort in his life. But his posts only mentioned Harry once. Quite what he expected or hoped for as a result of this obsession we'll never know but the search of his computer has yielded nothing to suggest he intended her or her boyfriend harm.&quot;<br /> <br /> A [[Butt buddy|friend]] of Harry's last night said the [[One Direction]] singer was '[[Afraid|creeped out]]' by the thought new love Taylor was the focus of the killer. A spokesman for Taylor in LA refused to comment but a friend of hers said: &quot;Like Harry, [[Linkin Park|her skin is crawling]] at the thought of this [[evil]] man holding her up as his icon.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Why did Adam Lanza snap?==<br /> The common accusation of why Adam snapped is that everyone [[butthurt|thought he was a rubber-necked, autistic dumbshit]] that should have been turned into [[Abortion|scrambled, meaty chunks in the womb]]. Some, however, believe there were less sinister implications. Given the wholesale slaughter took place days before the Mayan's predicted &quot;[[Apocalypse|end of the world]]&quot;, it has been suspected that Adam Lanza was acting out of good, '''''not''''' evil. To save the world from Mayan Armageddon, he bravely took it upon himself to offer a suitable sacrifice to the [[spic|mexiniggers]] of fate. Rather than treat Adam Lanza like a monster, he could be hailed as [[an hero|an hero]], as it is possible he saved the human race from total obliteration. Planet Earth still exists, and it's quite possible we have brave Adam Lanza to thank for that.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Conspiracy Theories===<br /> {{fact|Sandy Hook was a false flag by the reptile alien overlords}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{main|Wellaware1.com}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Like any event with [[High Score|high casualties]], the [[basement-dwellers]] came out in droves after the shooting to spout several [[conspiracy theories]]. Most of these conspiracy theories were spawned due to inconsistencies in the intial reports, and some of these fucktards believe that the entire event was staged in order to strengthen stronger [[gun control]] laws. <br /> <br /> Several videos popped up on [[YouTube]] picking apart every bit of the &quot;[[Faux News|official story]]&quot; so the video makers could put in their own asinine theories. Some people believe that the parents of the children are all &quot;crisis actors&quot; because they apparently didn't [[BAWW|cry hard enough]] when they were on the news, and one of the parents even laughed before an interview! Therefore they are all actors and the children may never have existed at all! Which would quite literally mean the '''entire''' town, with a population of [[Over 9,000|over 27,000]], would have to be in on the cover-up. Other theories include that there was more than one shooter, and that there is no way an autistic guy could shoot 26 people and leave no survivors. What the theorists fail to realize is that Adam Lanza was molded to be a killing machine by his [[Cunt|bitch mother]] who took him target shooting throughout his entire childhood, and that every person Adam Lanza shot, he shot multiple times. Also, there were [[Fact|2 people]] who were injured in the shooting but survived.<br /> <br /> Theorists who question the children even existing do so because of no official pictures of the dead children (for them to [[Necrophilia|jack off]] to) were released to the general public. Some believe one of the girls who was &quot;supposedly shot&quot; was seen sitting on the lap of [[Barack Obama]] a few days later. It actually turned out to be her sister. Because if the president was trying to create a big government cover-up, the 1st thing he'd do would be to flaunt the supposedly dead children in front of the public. <br /> <br /> The theorists behind the conspiracies call themselves &quot;[[Moralfags|Operation:]] [[Terrorism|Terror]]&quot;, and most of them are also the [[Insane|totally reasonable]] people behind the 9/11 and Oklahoma Bombing conspiracies. If you believe these theories, you should take advice from [[Adam Lanza]] and [[an hero]] immediately. If you come across any of these nutjobs, do not try to reason with them, because they do not have the [[Retard|mental capacity]] to comprehend facts. They are people who automatically think inconsistency means conspiracy, and will find [[goatse|holes]] anywhere they can, and actually believe their YouTube videos [[Lies|mean something]]. It's best to leave these people alone in their basements so they can plan out how they're going to stop the government from [[Revolution|taking their guns]]. <br /> <br /> There are also theories that the [[Jews]] did it, but they're better at [[JEWS DID WTC|flying planes into buildings]], so that's less likely this time.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;gallery perrow=4&gt;<br /> File:Sandy hoax 2.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hoax Laughing.gif<br /> File:Sandy Hoax Truth 211321.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hoax Truth 534242343.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hoax Truth 4121.png<br /> File:Sandy Hoax 4chan.jpg<br /> File:Sandy hoax 3.jpg|omg its adam lanza<br /> File:Sandy hoax 4.jpg|[[Happy Merchant]] pose<br /> File:Sandy hoxa.jpg<br /> File:Sandy hook goodbye evidence.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|background=#A9A9A9|border=red}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> ===Actual conspiracy===<br /> {{main|Satanism}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{fact|Authorities were incompetent and retarded and allowed for Sandy Hook to happen, much like Columbine and 9/11}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Adam Lanza was groomed by satanists, who prepped him for the shooting, making sure he was also suicidal so he would never dox them. Lanza boasted about his plan long before carrying it out. As the big day approached he even posted a warning on a local messageboard. His post told the townsfolk that there would be a mass shooting to herald the arrival of Satan himself, but deliberately gave an incorrect date later in the month so no-one could stop him. However, this was a wasted effort because no-one cared.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;<br /> {|style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |{{frame|&lt;gallery perrow=3 class=&quot;middle&quot;; heights=&quot;200px&quot; widths=&quot;200px&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Fbi sandy hook foia adam lanza satanism.png|Satanic pact<br /> File:Fbi_sandy_hook_foia_adam_lanza_accomplices.png|The accomplices<br /> File:Fbi sandy hook foia adam lanza warning - satan is coming.png|The unheeded warning<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=black|background=red}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|VIDEOS|font-weight:bold|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;mIA0W69U2_Y&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Barrack Obama sheds a 'tear'.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;2h1QNTQDnoU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;A [[fat]] man tells us his opinion.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;06Lw7xa6lHU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;[[Penn and Teller|Penn Jilette]] is the only sane man in a world full of derpy [[America|Americlaps]].<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Wx9GxXYKx_8&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;No mass-shooting is good without a [[conspiracy]] to go along with it.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fkoUn78LDvc&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Sandy Hook - The Musical.}}<br /> |background=#FF8577|border=#FF8577}}<br /> |}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{cg||Gallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Obawwma.jpg|They say his heart grew three sizes that day<br /> File:MasseffectCT.png|The savvy public realize it was clearly [[Mass Effect|Mass Effect 3's]] shit ending that fuelled the massacre.<br /> File:Sandyhook_dog.jpg<br /> File:Sandyconspiracy.png|''A vulture stalks it's prey.''<br /> File:Christmas_-_AR-15_Win.jpg|&lt;center&gt;A Sandy Hook&lt;br&gt;Christmas Story&lt;/center&gt;<br /> File:Sandy hook duck hunt.jpg<br /> File:Took more shots than a sandy hook kid.jpg<br /> File:Love and tolerate by making fun of dead kids.png|[[Bronies]] love and tolerate the ''shit'' out of this tragedy.<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_2nd_Amendment_Did_Sandy_Hook.jpg|2nd Amendment is responsible.<br /> File:Hisnamewasryanlanza.jpg|The [[B/tard|/b/tards]] knew it would happen ahead of time.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Sandy hook exxploiitable tmplate.png|The Sandy Hook [[Exploitable]].<br /> File:If only women had no choice in who they had sex with, school shootings might be prevented.png|This [[loveshy|wise]] [[nice guy|chap]] knows [[women|who is ''really'' responsible]].<br /> File:Sandddy_hook_papaer_snowflakes.jpg<br /> File:SANDYHOOKS.png|The official municipal flag used in all city elections<br /> File:Shots fired get awy form black SANDY HOOK.jpg<br /> File:Unc.png|Good job, [[YouTube]]. You out douche-bagged [[Maoist Rebel News]].<br /> File:Lanza_kids_didnt_have_books_so_gave_them_magazines.jpg<br /> File:Choo choo dead train SANDY HOOK.jpg<br /> File:Bad luck brian first day school sandy hook.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hook Victim Laughing.png|A crisis actor laughs while pretending his made up child died.<br /> File:Gun Control Video Game Nutjob.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hook Parent Grinning.jpg|Reaction to 6 year old child dying<br /> File:Chris at Sandy Hook.png|Evidence of a [[Chris-chan|second shooter]].<br /> File:Sandy Hoax 28.png|Sandy hook was a hoax heres proof!!!<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_Elementary_-_FB_Reactions_-_01.png|[[Facebook]] [[Baww|Reactions]]<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_Elementary_-_FB_Reactions_-_02.png<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_Elementary_-_FB_Reactions_-_03.png<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_Elementary_-_FB_Reactions_-_04.png<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_Elementary_-_FB_Reactions_-_05.png<br /> File:Reply to your comment on Conneticut Massacre.jpg|A typical reaction from anti gun loonies.<br /> File:Sandy Hook New School.jpg<br /> File:Sandycrook.jpg|[[Tourist guy]] visits sandy h00k<br /> File:Serial killer comparison.jpg|A tribute to American heroes.<br /> File:Sandy Hook Gun Control Liberal Douche.jpg|A truly watertight argument.<br /> File:Adam lanza please think of the children.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hook Elementary - Gun Mugshot.jpg|The perpetrator in question <br /> File:Sandy Hook - Aspergers Did Sandy Hook.png| We're on to you, aspies. <br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_Anti-NRA_Hypocrites.jpg|The [[logic]], it burns<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_Blame_The_Moon.png<br /> File:Adam lanza faggot.png|Adam Lanza was a pro-pedo,[[Ron Paul]] supporting '''FAGGOT''' who liked little boys.<br /> File:Thenigotboredsandy.png|34d<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_Blame_God.png<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_Blame_Obama.png<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_Lack_Of_Praying_Did_Sandy_Hook.png<br /> File:Sandy_Hook_-_Scumbag_Whitehouse.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hook Playset.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hook Reunion.png<br /> File:Sandy Hook Pirates.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hoax Actor.jpg<br /> File:Sandy Hook Sex.png<br /> File:Mass sh0ts.png<br /> File:FPSRussia.jpg<br /> File:Top 10 COD Maps.png<br /> File:Sandy hook was funny lol.png<br /> File:Crisis actors.png<br /> Image:sandyhookcod.jpg|Live gamescon footage from gamescon 2012<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ==Blastinkids==<br /> <br /> Not long after the shooting, a [[Troll|guy]] named Jacob Dean Douglas, who had [[Twitter]], [[Facebook]] and [[Instagram]] accounts, saw that the situation was a ticking [[lulz]] bomb. So, he made a [[sockpuppet]] account called ''Blastinkids'' to impersonate Adam Lanza on [[Twitter]]. This guy posted tweets and successfully [[pwnt]] a [[OVER 9000|bunch]] of [[Christfag]]s, [[16 year old girls|retarded teens]] in [[high school]], and [[Concerned Mother|others]] when he used the account. So many people got [[butthurt]], so they all blocked him and started [[Offended|reporting him]] to the [[Cyberpolice|police]]. Even some [[Twitter]]-[[rape|loving]] newsman made an [[asshurt]] article about this referring to Jacob as a &quot;[[Sick Fuck|sicko]]&quot;, and others were trying to [[dox]] whoever was behind the account. First they were retarded enough to think it was some 77-year-old hag until they realized it was Jacob Douglas. Then, a bunch of [[stalkers]] [[Dox|put up his address, house image and its inside images, accounts online (all of them), and more even including his cell phone number.]] So then this one Twitter user tried to text Jacob but [[Goggles|was so blind and mind-fucked that he typed the number incorrectly.]] So then the internet declared war on the account. Jacob was suspended from his account Blastinkids and even his normal accounts online. Then the [[party van]] came to his house and [[rape]]d him. Jacob became a [[successful troll]], mostly because he forgot to cover his tracks before trolling to avoid getting dox'd by a bunch of stalkers and [[offended]] ones. Apparently not just all the [[retard]]s in town but even the government can't accept [[freedom of speech]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Level 2==<br /> After 4 years in hell, Adam was able to collect enough energy to influence the [[earth]] again. He '''{{archive|Prrjq|brainwashed}}''' a 14 year old boy named [[Jesse Osborne]], and used this puppet to conduct a school shooting at a local elementary, after murdering the boy's father.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Jokes==<br /> [[File:Board Shooters.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Handy [[4chan]] guide on deciding on your favorite killer. It shows them their grades on their test on killing.]]<br /> *If you got a fatal gunshot wound then clap your hands. -clap- -clap- If you got a fatal gunshot wound then clap your hands. -clap -clap- If you got a gunshot in your whore face and you're bleeding and and dying in pain and getting shot much more then clap your hands. -clap- -clap-<br /> *ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!<br /> *The bullets in your guts go BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG! The bullets in your stomach go BANG BANG BANG. The bullets in your stomach go BANG!<br /> *What do you call a 1st grader who doesn't have any friends anymore? A Sandy Hook survivor.<br /> *What is more painful than a rusty nail? A sandy hook.<br /> *Too bad those kids didn't know how to read or write. Adam Lanza filled them so full of lead that their classmates could have used them as pencils.<br /> *They wanted books, all they got were magazines.<br /> *Every person that has ever been killed was once a little kid. They use to run and play and laugh. They use to be young and have the innocence of youth........unless they went to Sandy Hook.<br /> *I guess the mothers forgot to pack the kids juggernaut packages before they went to school....oh well..at least if they had their last stand perks they could have thrown chalks like sticks of dynamite.<br /> *My favorite sex move is the Sandy Hook: I shoot 20 kids inside of you.<br /> *What do you call a criminal from the [[Connecticut]] area? A sandy crook.<br /> *I don't get these Sandy Hook jokes. I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.<br /> *We're all probably going to hell for laughing at these jokes LOL. If God's tolerance policy for violence is like most school's, we can say &quot;hi&quot; to the kids there! It didn't happen anyways so it's all good.<br /> *What do Sandy Hook jokes and Sandy hook victims have in common? They never get old.<br /> *I wonder what the last thing going through their mind was... Their skulls!<br /> *I hope their parents saved the receipts for all those Christmas presents.<br /> *The best thing about Sandy Hook jokes is that you can recycle them at the next school shooting.<br /> *Those kids must have learned something very important that day because by the end of class their minds were blown<br /> *Did you see the article about the Sandy Hook survivors in the news? Neither did I, all I could find were obituaries.<br /> *Sandy hook was funny<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Lose Yourself===<br /> Look, if you had one shot, or one clip <br /> To kill all the children you ever wanted in one moment <br /> Would you capture it or just let it slip? <br /> Yo <br /> His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy <br /> There's blood on the threads he's dressed in, mom's intestines, <br /> He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, <br /> But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, <br /> The whole crowd goes so loud <br /> He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out <br /> He's choking how, everybody's dropping now <br /> The school clock's run out, time's up over, bow! <br /> Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity <br /> Oh, there goes the kid, he choked <br /> He's so mad, but he won't give up that <br /> Easy, no <br /> He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes <br /> It don't matter, his assburgers <br /> He knows that but he's played Mass Effect 3 <br /> He's so stagnant, he knows <br /> When he goes back to his elementary school, that's when it's <br /> Back to the magazines again, yo <br /> This whole rhapsody <br /> He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him <br /> <br /> <br /> You better lose yourself in the shooting, the moment <br /> You own it, you better never let those kids go <br /> You only get one shot, do not miss those kids <br /> This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo <br /> You better lose yourself in the shooting, the moment <br /> You own it, you better never let those kids go <br /> You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow <br /> This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo <br /> <br /> <br /> Their soul's escaping, through their bullet holes that is gaping <br /> This school is mine for the taking <br /> Make me king, as we move toward a new high score <br /> A assburger life is boring, but An Hero's close to post mortem <br /> It only grows harder, the kids go faster <br /> He blows his clips all over these kids is all on him <br /> Coast to coast shootings, he's known as the globetrotter <br /> Lonely schools, God only knows <br /> He's grown farther from home, he has assburgers <br /> He goes home and barely knows his own mother <br /> But hold your nose 'cause here goes the blood-water<br /> The kids don't want him no more, he's an AR-15 <br /> They moved on to the next schmoe who shoots <br /> He nose dove and got 20 <br /> So the killing spree is told and unfolds <br /> I suppose it's old partner but the shooting goes on <br /> Boom boom boom boom reload boom boom boom <br /> <br /> <br /> No more Mass Effect 3, I'ma change what you call elementary school <br /> Tear this motherfucking roof off like Seung-Hui Cho <br /> I was barely aiming in the beginning, the kids all changed <br /> I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off campus <br /> But I kept shooting and killed right into the next records <br /> Best believe somebody's looking on my hard-drive <br /> All the pain inside amplified by the fact <br /> That I can't get by just my 26 kills <br /> And I can't provide the right type of killing for my own mother <br /> Cause man, these goddamn teachers don't get me the highscore <br /> And it's no movie, there's no James Holmes, this is my life <br /> And aiming is so hard, and it's getting even harder <br /> Trying to shoot and leave my seed on these kids, plus <br /> Teeter totter caught up between being a assburger and a mass shooter <br /> Kid's mama drama's screaming on and <br /> Too much for me to wanna <br /> Stay in one class room, another day of monotony <br /> Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail <br /> I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot <br /> Killing myself is my only motherfucking option, failure's not <br /> Mom, I love you, your head's got to go <br /> I cannot grow old in Sandy Hook's lot <br /> So here I go it's my shot. <br /> Aim fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got<br /> <br /> <br /> ===How Adam Lanza Stole Christmas===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Every Kid down in Newtown liked Christmas a lot.<br /> But Adam Lanza, up on Mount Lanza, did NOT.<br /> <br /> Lanza hated Christmas! The whole christmas season!<br /> Now please don't ask why. No-one knows quite the reason.<br /> It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.<br /> It could be his mother had found him a fright.<br /> But I think that the most likely reason of all<br /> Was that his heart was two sizes too small.<br /> <br /> But,<br /> Whatever the reason,<br /> His heart or his mother,<br /> He stood there on the thirteenth, hating the others.<br /> Staring down from his cave, with a sour, Lanza frown,<br /> At the lighted school windows below in their town.<br /> For he knew every Kid down in Newtown beneath<br /> Was busy hanging a craft-paper wreath.<br /> <br /> &quot;And they're hanging their pictures!&quot; he snarled with a sneer.<br /> &quot;And soon will be Christmas! It's practically here!&quot;<br /> Then he growled, with his Lanza fingers nervously drumming,<br /> &quot;I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!&quot;<br /> For tomorrow, he knew...<br /> <br /> All the kids of the school<br /> Would arrive bright and early. Then they'd all say their names!<br /> And then! Oh the games! Oh, the games! Oh, the games, games, games, games!<br /> That's one thing one thing he hated! THE GAMES! GAMES! GAMES! GAMES!<br /> <br /> And then the kids, young and younger, would sit down for a lesson.<br /> And they'd learn, and they'd laugh! And they'd laugh!<br /> They'd LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH!<br /> They would be all so happy, which he thought was all chaff,<br /> And the whole school was happy -- even the staff!<br /> <br /> And THEN<br /> They'd do something he liked least of all.<br /> Every kid down in Newtown, the tall and the small,<br /> Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.<br /> They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the kids would start singing!<br /> <br /> They'd sing! And they'd sing!<br /> AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!<br /> And the more Adam thought of the Kid-Christmas-Sing<br /> The more Lanza thought, &quot;I must stop this whole thing!<br /> &quot;Why for twenty-odd years I've put up with it now!<br /> I MUST stop Christmas from coming!<br /> ...But HOW?&quot;<br /> <br /> Then he got an idea. <br /> An awful idea!<br /> ADAM LANZA<br /> GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!<br /> <br /> &quot;I know just what to do!&quot; And he laughed in his throat.<br /> And he made a quick bullet-proof hat and coat.<br /> And he chuckled, and laughed, &quot;What a great Lanza trick!<br /> &quot;With this coat and this hat, I'm as soft as a brick!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;All I need is a weapon...&quot;<br /> The Grinch looked around.<br /> And his mother had guns -- there were three to be found.<br /> Did that make Lanza pause...?<br /> No! The man simply said,<br /> &quot;If I can't have friends, I'll shoot children dead!&quot;<br /> So he grabbed a big rifle. Then he grabbed the Sig Sauer.<br /> And he grabbed the Glock, and felt full of power.<br /> <br /> THEN<br /> He loaded the guns<br /> And he said &quot;here's some fun,<br /> For a bright school chid.&quot;<br /> He stepped into the sun.<br /> <br /> (And hissed. He did not like sunlight.)<br /> <br /> Then he said, &quot;Here I go!&quot;<br /> And he turned his deep frown<br /> Toward the school where the kids<br /> Laughed and played in Newtown.<br /> <br /> And the school unaware, in the sunlight sat there,<br /> (*hiss!*)<br /> All the kids were learning new things without care<br /> When he came to the school -- when he made his plans bare.<br /> &quot;This is the place,&quot; the young Lanza grinch hissed,<br /> &quot;And I've got all the kiddies on my hit list!&quot;<br /> <br /> Then he went to the door. No-one knows quite how<br /> Lanza got in without raising a hell of a row.<br /> Wasn't stopped even once, was young Adam Lanza.<br /> He got in just like that, just as easy as Santa.<br /> And he saw the young children all sitting in rows<br /> And he said, &quot;No, The office is the first one to go!&quot;<br /> <br /> Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,<br /> To the office, and he shot them like you would a pheasant!<br /> Principal! Therapist! Hochsprung altered his whim<br /> By turning on the P.A. -- then she fell down before him!<br /> <br /> (Saved the school, she did.)<br /> <br /> And he left the staff bleeding. Then the man, very grimly,<br /> Moved to find all the children, to kill them all singly,<br /> <br /> (All by himself, he was. Unless you count the three guns.)<br /> <br /> Then he slunk through the halls. He searched for the kids!<br /> He wanted a long memory of what he did!<br /> He found the smallest kids, quick as a flash,<br /> Why, that Lanza burst into that room with a crash,<br /> <br /> Then he shot up the whole room of children, with glee!<br /> &quot;And NOW,&quot; Said the Lanza, &quot;They'll remember me!&quot;<br /> <br /> Lanza left the room then, and he started to think<br /> Of what would happen to him in the clink.<br /> Likely as not they would spill his drink.<br /> More than likely they'd do things that -- then he blinked.<br /> <br /> Lanza'd been caught in his own plans for slaughter.<br /> He'd gone here to shoot all the sons and daughters.<br /> And one stared at Lanza and said, &quot;Stranger, why?<br /> Why are you killing us all like flies? WHY?&quot;<br /> <br /> But you know, that old Lanza was so smart and so slick,<br /> He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!<br /> &quot;Why my sweet little tot,&quot; the big stranger lied,<br /> &quot;it's these video games that twist me inside.<br /> So I'm playing my game in the real world, you see,<br /> I'm dulled to the pain -- as crazy can be -- <br /> <br /> And his fib didn't work. So he sent her to bed<br /> Along with the score of children now dead.<br /> And then Adam Lanza, he thought of his fate<br /> And the thought of it quickly filled him with hate.<br /> <br /> Then the last thing he did<br /> after shooting the kids<br /> was laugh -- no-one knew why he did what he did.<br /> In his lair was one clue to his fame-grabbing bid.<br /> <br /> And the one little clue<br /> he left to his deed<br /> was that he was quiet, and smart, and he'd read,<br /> <br /> and this little clue does naught but mislead.<br /> <br /> Then<br /> He did the same thing<br /> To another classroom<br /> <br /> Leaving blood<br /> All over<br /> the impromptu tomb.<br /> <br /> It was almost past time<br /> To be going, to flee<br /> To get out of here<br /> and remain scott-free.<br /> So he took his Sig Sauer! His mother's own gun!<br /> And he raised it and saw it in the sun!<br /> (*hiss!*)<br /> <br /> Three thousand feet up into the sky<br /> would the parents, and brothers and daughters cry!<br /> &quot;Pooh-pooh to old Newtown!&quot; He was Lanz-ishly humming.<br /> &quot;They're finding out what sort of Christmas is coming!<br /> They're just finding out! Then I know what they'll do!<br /> Their mouths will hang open for a minute or two<br /> Then all the folks here in Newtown will all cry BOO-HOO!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;That's a noise,&quot; grinned Lanza, <br /> &quot;That I will not hear.<br /> Sure as shooting, I won't be seeing next year.<br /> Nor next month, nor next week, nor next day, nor next hour;<br /> For in prison the cell mates, oh, they'd take me and scour<br /> <br /> All the walls, and the floors, and then they'd hang me for an hour!&quot;<br /> <br /> And the gun in his hand!<br /> Why, it seemed so merry!<br /> It couldn't be so!<br /> But it WAS merry! VERY!<br /> <br /> He stared at his Sauer!<br /> Lanza popped his eyes!<br /> Then he shook!<br /> What he planned was, to him, now a surprise!<br /> <br /> Every Kid in the school, he'd planned to kill dead!<br /> Never wondering if he was right in the head!<br /> He HADN'T gained fame and glory and story!<br /> He HADN'T!<br /> He'd just gone and done something all too gory!<br /> <br /> And Lanza, with his blood ice-cold in his chest,<br /> Stood puzzling, and wondering which course was best.<br /> &quot;Should I shoot,&quot; said the man, &quot;to make them ask how<br /> such a quiet young man could raise such a row?<br /> Or because I feel pain, so much guilt for my spree,<br /> I'd rather save them the job of killing me?<br /> <br /> Either way, I'm history.&quot;<br /> <br /> And what happened then...?<br /> Well...in Newtown, they say,<br /> Adam Lanza's heart broke three times that day.<br /> And soon after he knew his head wasn't right<br /> he took his Sig Sauer, raised it into the light,<br /> and he bowed down his head! And again he cried!<br /> Then he...<br /> ...HE HIMSELF!...<br /> Adam Lanza shot him down, and he died!<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ==How to Troll People Who Pity the Victims==<br /> '''''Any of these things can make a shitload of bitch-fits get tossed by the media and people!'''''<br /> <br /> <br /> #Say that those kids deserved to die<br /> #Just like Jacob Dean Douglas, make a [[sockpuppet]] account of Adam Lanza<br /> #Make a [[Facebook]] page calling Adam a hero or something that supports the massacre<br /> #Make jokes about the massacre<br /> #Say that you pity Adam Lanza just as much as the victims<br /> #Tell them that the shooting was [[lulz|funny]]<br /> #Say that there's a difference between cowardly and evil<br /> #Say that the shooting was a conspiracy<br /> #Notify them how not all the victims were [[Christians]]<br /> #Correct them that not all the victims were [[Christians]]<br /> #Call them a [[redundant|christfag/christwhore]]<br /> #Tell them [[Obama]] killed them all to control guns<br /> #Tell them [[Truth|the shooting never really happened and they're all being fooled]]<br /> #Say that the victims were ugly-looking<br /> #Make joke memes online about the shooting<br /> #Tell them [[Alex Jones]] dindu nuffin<br /> <br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]<br /> *[[Assburgers]]<br /> *[[BAWWW]]<br /> *[[Columbine]] - half the frags, twice the fags.<br /> *[[Conspiracy theory]]<br /> *[[God hates fags]]<br /> *[[Gun control]] - what wont happen &gt;:)<br /> *[[Hell]] - where Adam wanted to go, and did <br /> *[[Indigo Children]]<br /> *[[Jews]] - The true masterminds behind this.<br /> *[[Kesha]] - The shitty pop-star whose song commanded Adam Lanza to kill.<br /> *[[Liberals]]<br /> *'''[[Adam Lanza|Lanza, Adam]]''' - the hero of our tale <br /> *[[Murder]]<br /> *[[Pwnage]]<br /> *[[Satanism]]<br /> *[[School]]<br /> *[[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School|Sandy Hook Elementary School, The Slaying of]] - Video game version<br /> *[[Sandy Hook Promise]]<br /> *[[Virginia Tech Massacre]] <br /> *[[Video games]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *'''{{kym|sandy-hook-elementary-school-shooting|The event story}}'''<br /> *[http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1066713/page-4.html Comedians set their own show about Sandy Hook] '''{{archive|4U6Q0}}'''<br /> *'''{{blog|sandyhookfacts|Informative third-party research blog}}'''<br /> *'''{{wordpress|sandyhooklighthouse|Sandy Hook Lighthouse - investigation solely of Adam}}'''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{education}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{timeline|Featured article December 26 &amp; 27, [[2012]]|[[Christmas]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Libertarianism]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article December 15 &amp; 16, [[2022]]|[[Dwarf Fortress]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[R. 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LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:AlGore&diff=1882040 2024-08-15T03:20:15Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Useful Junk */ fixed a link (not that it matters, you still won’t be seeing what you want)</p> <hr /> <div><br /> {{center|[[File:AlGoreDead.png|640px]]}}<br /> {{center|&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;The only good Nazi is a dead one!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{an hero}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;width: 238px; background: pink;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;width: 45px; height: 45px; background: pink; text-align:center;&quot; | [[Image:Clock.gif|43px|link=]]<br /> |style=&quot;font-size: 8pt; text-align: center; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.25em; color: #000;&quot; |This user shitted up ED for 10 years and 17 days then clocked out for good<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> [[File:Blackheart.jpg|thumb|100px|right|This ribbon is awarded to all Dramaticans who were Killed In Action (even this scumbag).]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;bR-s4ReIxJo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Useful Junk==<br /> <br /> * https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/AlGore<br /> <br /> * [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixIndex&amp;prefix=AlGore&amp;namespace=2 Subpages]<br /> <br /> [[User:AlGore/useful]] Useful Page-building Templates<br /> <br /> == even when living i had no life ==<br /> <br /> &lt;table class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Contributions&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Created&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[User:AlGore/Daily_Stormer|Daily Stormer]] ♦ [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016]] ♦ [[Abu Hajaar]] ♦ [[Beta Uprising]] ♦ [[IS Defense]] ♦ [[Eric]] ♦ [[Evalion]] ♦ [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] ♦ [[Tautogram]] ♦ [[Doom 4]] ♦ [[Lulzy Mods]] ♦ [[Kimveer Gill]] ♦ [[Joshua Goldberg]] ♦ [[Postal]] ♦ [[Randy]] ♦ [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] ♦ [[Right Wing Death Squad Entertainment]] ♦ [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] ♦ [[Noah Jacob Harpham]] ♦ [[Baby Boomers]] ♦ [[Robert Bales]] ♦ [[Robert Steinhäuser]] ♦ [[Do you believe in god]] ♦ [[Kill Yourself]] ♦ [[Sebastian Bosse]] ♦ [[Columbiners]] ♦ [[2010s]] ♦ [[2000s]] ♦ [[Dylan]] ♦ [[Adam]] ♦ [[Michael Carneal]] ♦ [[Rectal foreign body]] ♦ [[2020s]] ♦ [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]] ♦ [[Mass Shooting]] ♦ [[Mass Murder]] ♦ [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] ♦ [[Columbine Copycats]] ♦ [[Grand 16 Shooting]] ♦ [[Adam Lanza]] ♦ [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] ♦ [[Marc Lepine]] ♦ [[La Loch School Shooting]] ♦ [[PlayStation 4]] ♦ [[Munich Massacre]] ♦ [[YTPMV]] ♦ [[Sagamihara Stabbings]] ♦ [[Torque Game Engine]] ♦ [[Hitman]] ♦ [[Flockdraw]] ♦ [[This Fuckin' Guy]] ♦ [[Illusion]] ♦ [[Pulse Faggot]] ♦ [[Cannibal Holocaust]] ♦ [[Dan Cilley]] ♦ [[Jared]] ♦ [[Graphic Violence]] ♦ [[Columbiners]] ♦ [[Baruch Goldstein]] ♦ [[Millennials]] ♦ [[Generation Z]] ♦ [[Bully (Video Game)]] ♦ [[Carl]] ♦ [[European Rapefugee Crisis]] ♦ [[Bob8466]] ♦ [[Cascade Mall Massacre]] ♦ [[Just Cause]] ♦ [[To Catch A Predator]] ♦ [[Kip Kinkel]] ♦ [[Jon Sudano]] ♦ [[Hawaii]] ♦ [[Tim]] ♦ [[Al]] ♦ [[Ali]] ♦ [[Just Fuck My Shit Up]] ♦ [[Mike Pence]] ♦ [[Jill Stein]] ♦ [[Logan Clark]] ♦ [[Sandy Hook Promise]] ♦ [[Rodrigo Duterte]] ♦ [[Justin-anon]] ♦ [[Angry Goy]] ♦ [[Luke Crywalker]] ♦ [[Richard]] ♦ [[He Will Not Divide Us]] ♦ [[Fast Food]] ♦ [[BLACKED]] ♦ [[BioWare]] ♦ [[Place]] ♦ [[Joey The Autist]] ♦ [[J.K. 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They did most of my work for me.<br /> *Reshaped signifies that I have expanded the article a lot<br /> <br /> ===Objectives===<br /> &lt;s&gt;<br /> *1) - Modernize the ED project<br /> *2) - Recover lost data and restore it<br /> *3) - Document recent happenings / drama, especially high profile homicide cases, political drama, etc<br /> *4) - Expand the imagebase of ED as much as possible<br /> *5) - Moderate the website (ban idiots, help newfags, etc)<br /> *6) - Rig meta settings to boost ED ratings in search engines<br /> *7) - Expand articles as much as necessary; especially with never-before-seen details, obscure facts, etc<br /> *8) - Increase comedic / shock value of each project<br /> &lt;/s&gt;<br /> *9) - not kill myself<br /> *10) - fuck i failed<br /> <br /> ===Bio===<br /> i wanted to be a mass shooter but i got cucked by a couch and a 100 year old woman lol<br /> <br /> ==AMOG==<br /> <br /> {{vdwinner|September|2015|shitting out 10000 minor edits a day on school shooters}}<br /> <br /> {{FallenGov}}<br /> <br /> {{Psychopaths}}</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=My_Chemical_Romance&diff=1880878 2024-08-07T12:20:54Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* The Suicide Parade */</p> <hr /> <div>{{spoiler| they made a new song after 11 fucking years| ||}}<br /> '''Faggots''' (aka &quot;My [[lolcow|Comical]] [[buttsecks|Bromance]]&quot; or [[unfunny|&quot;my chemical no chance&quot;]] or commonly known by emos as [[Lie|&quot;the only band in the fucking world&quot;]]) was without a doubt the most overrated [[emo]] band of [[homosexual]] [[emo|emofags]] the music world has ever seen. But never say this within hearing range of any of their [[sixteen year old girl|millions of fans]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMpwSsFVyxY&amp;e as they will defend MCR above all other things in life]. <br /> For some unknown reason, probably to appease their millions of brainwashed fans, an MCR expansion pack is now available for the Xbox 360 version of ''[[Chris Chan|Gitar Heroh II]]''. In truth, just like any biker club it includes at least 2 Toby Keith tracks in its jukebox, the addition of this song serves simply as a means for the rest of us to screen the clueless douches who &quot;rock out&quot; to the dulcet tones of this fag-brigade. <br /> Also to note, the sheer irony that MCR's songs are ''harder'' to play on Guitar Hero than they are on a '''real''' guitar. <br /> <br /> ==Band Members==<br /> [[Image:Mcrfuck.jpg|right|thumb|It was that big!]]<br /> [[Image:GERARD_WAY_STILL_LESS_THAN_THREE'S_COCK_SAMMICH.png|right|thumb|Some people will do anything for [[Gay|teh cock]].]]<br /> [[Image:Mychemicalromancebeinggay.gif|thumb|Totally not [[gay]]]]<br /> <br /> ===[[WHEN I WAS|Gerard Gay]]===<br /> Gerard Gay is the biggest fgt in My Chemical Homance <br /> <br /> In the words of Mark Adkins (of Guttermouth), Gerard resembles a [[fat]] pink raccoon, a fact that the band often gets hot and bothered about. <br /> <br /> In an attempt to [[attention_whore|express himself]] and his [[communism|political views]] Gerard then dyed his hair red. The attempt [[tosh.0|failed however]], as absolutely [[noone]] cares. Even his diehard [[emo|fans]] are LOLing.<br /> <br /> Gerard believes he sounds exactly like [[faggot|Freddie Mercury]], but he is only like him in that he can't get enough of that delicious [[buttsecks|buttsex]].<br /> <br /> On July 10th 2008, Gerard Gay was the subject of a particularly [[win]] prank that came spiraling out of the halls of [[B|Ebaumsworld]]. It began with the usual post of WHEN I WAS, then OP said to go to the MCR page on Last.FM and post RIP Gerard Gay 1977 - 2008. Soon, the page was full of comments, causing mass confusion among the [[emo]]s. As the prank escalated, fake news reports and screenshots were created to help spread the news among various news sources like Digg and various emo forums. <br /> <br /> Eventually the [[B|culprit]] was found when some [[newfag]] broke [[Rules of the Internet|rules 1 and 2]] on a guitar forum while [[fail|trying to be funny]]. Then, screenshots of the /b/ thread was uploaded to the talk page of Gerard Gay on Wikipedia. The total raid/prank lasted [[at least 100]] hours, and due to the spread of the news to such locations as [[Digg]] Yahoo Answers, and even [[IRL]] [[old media|radio stations]] it was pronounced a [[epic win|win of the epic variety]].<br /> <br /> Gerard also claimed that [[emo]] is a load of fucking [[shit]] and he doesn't give a [[shit]] about it. He said [[False|his band isn't emo]]. Well Gerard, please [[cut]] your hair and also change your lyrics.<br /> <br /> His denial that he is [[Michael Jackson|female]] has generated considerable [[lulz]].<br /> <br /> He also claims to &quot;Save [[An hero|kids]] lives,&quot; which he doesn't. He just makes them [[you|fags/dykes]].<br /> <br /> ===[[cum|Milkey]] [[faggot|Gay]]===<br /> <br /> This [[emo]] [[nerd]] is the brother of Gerard Gay. He used to [[incest|bully]] his brother in high school which is the only mitigating factor of his association with this faggy band.<br /> <br /> He used to wear glasses, which again adds to his lack of respect. In some South African countries wearing glasses is an [[jew|arrestable offense]] so best if ole Mikey boy stays away.<br /> <br /> ===[[Cocksucker|Frank Iero]]===<br /> This guy is the height of a [[midget]]. Or you could say he's fun-sized. He once kicked Gerard Gay in the vagina on stage. Despite the promising [[lulz]] induced by this [[fact]], he is still a total [[fucktard]]. He enjoys licking his [[cock|guitar]] and being a [[pansy]] in his free time.<br /> Being completely unable to play his instrument and having made out with Gerard Gay on stage [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOtk5I3vPOI&amp;feature=related] multiple times would award him the title of the biggest [[faggot]] of the band. Yes, that's right, he is the one-and-only fuckbuddy of Gerard's and one day hopes to become pregnant with Way's baby. The [[fact]] that he sucked off James Muñoz, the lead singer of [[Emo|The Bled]], for 20 dollars doesn't help his reputation as straight. His &quot;marriage&quot; to an ''actual'' woman is his backfiring gimmick to &quot;prove&quot; to the world he is not [[gay]]. However, this only heightens the fact that he is in midget-related-denial about his ''gay-ass'' sexuality and undying love for Gerard Gay.<br /> <br /> ===[[Spain|Ray Toro]]===<br /> He would have to be one of the [[You|ugliest people]] to ever be squeezed out of a jackal's vagina. I assume he grew his enormous black person nose to take the emphasis off his face, unfortunately for everyone it didn't work. <br /> <br /> Ray Toro is also the cause of many teenage girls and boys becoming [[An_Hero|An Hero]], due to [[Insane|insane]] amounts of Ray/Gerard slash fiction. Many young children have died in the forest of his shaggy ass long hair.<br /> <br /> ===[[fugly|Bob Bryar]]===<br /> From looking at this guy it's hard to see but he is in fact a lisped [[fag]]. He is also a former [[fat|fatass]] and wears a [[clown]] wig. He might be the illegitimate son of [http://www.professorflo.com that one guy from The Turtles]. Not to mention, he's a ranga.<br /> He's also know to be a fucking crybaby, this was revealed to the wider world, when he was [[pwned]] by <br /> [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=08swfeObLm8 Jonathan Ross on British Television].<br /> Recent news has announced that he has LEFT! This has caused much [[bawwwww|bawwwwwing]] amongst [[16_year_old_girls|fans]], and also much [[lulz|lulz]]. A [[emo|MCR fan]] had this to say about [[fugly|Bob's]] recent leaving: [[bullshit|&quot;Well all us mcr fans think that he's doing his side project full time&quot;]], when we all know that he's just tired of getting buttraped by [[WHEN I WAS|Gerard Gay]]<br /> <br /> ==Onstage Behavior==<br /> [[Image:Gerard_Gay.jpg|right|thumb|[[Typical|Typical]] Onstage Behavior with The Used frontman [[Kurt Cobain|Bert McCrackhead]].]]<br /> <br /> When MCR performed, the transvestite [[16 year old girls]] [[Dickgirl|had raging erections]] as they watched the members of the band have wild orgies on stage and play music every once in a while. Usually the singer Gerard Gay is [[assrape|making out with]] the midget (Frank) and has many times engaged in [[incest|sexual activities with his brother Mikey Way]] because he likes it when Mikey sticks his nonexistent [[Shitting_dick_nipples|dick]] in his ass like he did when they were kids.<br /> <br /> == Fans ==<br /> [[Image:mcr_cutters.png|thumb|[[Cutter|Cutters]]...]]<br /> <br /> Pretentious spoiled rich kids coming from various parts of Surrey, Greater London, and the whole of the United States trying to rebel &quot;[[the man|the system]]&quot;. Identifiable by the fact that they look like girls and their complete lack of humour they are often seen hanging around local parks looking like [[an_hero|anti depresant]] addicted [[fags]], or for those who really want to seem like a complete pile of shit, crying at music concerts.<br /> <br /> ==The Black Parade curse==<br /> The Black Parade was the biggest form of faggotry ever seen on the face of the earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> Uh....wheres the autobots when we need them?<br /> <br /> ==The Suicide Parade==<br /> The [[retards|fans]] of my chemical romance [[orgy|marched]] on May 31st in London to [[lulz|protest]] against [[tabloid|The Daily Mail's]] exposé on their [[fact|suicide cult]]. Basically, they dressed in clothes only a true [[faggot]] would wear, held up signs and all... All this for some stupid [[13-year-old]] [[an hero]]? Yes, it gets better from here on. Some 13-year-old kid [[lulz|killed herself because of emo music]]. In the protest, the [[emo]] [[fags]] claimed that &quot;ZOMG MCR SVS PPL FRUM SEWISIDING!!!11[[oneoneone]]&quot; When in reality, their music makes everyone want to commit[[an hero| suicide]]. Later on in this [[orgy|protest]] some random [[New Zealand Fail Guy|/b/tards]] started [[WTF|protesting against the protest]].<br /> <br /> ==Bottled==<br /> At the 2006 Reading and Leeds Festival, the event [[hai guy|organizers]] had the brilliant idea of having My Chemical Romance play right after [[Slayer|Buffy]]. The fortunate juxtaposition of alcohol, metal heads and faggotry resulted in massive [[lulz]] as MCR had the shit [[pwned|bottled]] out of them on stage as they performed. Large sections of the audience threw bacon, tangerines, golf balls, and bottles filled with urine at the group as they played. Gerard Gay then became unbelievably butthurt, and introduced a track saying:<br /> <br /> {{quote|This song is called Thanks for All the Bottles, Thanks for All the Piss, Thanks for All the Golf Balls, Thanks for All the Apples and Thanks for All the [[cum|Sticky Shit.]]|[[Wut]]}} <br /> <br /> They then proceeded to [[typical|BAAWWWW and slit their wrists]]. Eventually [[headshot|one of the bottles struck Gerard Gay in the head]] and he was knocked out for several hours. This was considered by most onlookers to be the highlight of the entire year, the ferocious attacker himself was later made a knight and has since become Sir Jeffory McHigginns.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;XO4QsQxcpjk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Notice how there isn't a single second where people stop throwing shit.<br /> <br /> ===Bottled, Again!===<br /> Apparently, My Chemical Romance is as stupid as they are shitty. They didn't learn their lesson from their epic pwning at Reading and Leeds because they agreed to [[lol wut|headline]] the [[heavy metal|Download Festival 07]] instead of another shit band, [[Korn]] who were forced to play the shittier smaller stage resulting in much butthurt and injuries. Lulz struck twice as the MCR had the crap bottled out of them again. Despite putting out a pathetic 45 minutes that evening, Kerrang media gave them 5Ks out of 5 and played heavily edited versions (i.e. lack of bottles and avoiding the vacuous empty fields) of their shitty performance.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{fv|bottlevids|background-color: #000000;|font-weight: bold; &lt;youtube&gt;e_eOT1PmRzQ&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;IfZm32tpWY8&lt;/youtube&gt;}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Soundwave Cancellations 2010==<br /> The Australian Soundwave tour was set to have [[Faggots|My Chemical Romance]] performing.<br /> This created much rejoicing amongst their [[emo|avid fans ]].<br /> BUT!<br /> A couple of weeks before the big [[orgy|event]], they made note of pulling out of this event!<br /> Much [[bawwwww|bawwwwwing]] happened on the [[failbook|Facebook]] page for Soundwave. Many butthurt emos commented, saying they will not be going after buying a [[bawwwww|$150 ticket to the event since their favorite band had dropped out.]]<br /> The reason behind them dropping out was that [[WHEN I WAS|Gerard]] had come down with a [[liar|medical throat problem]]. We all know the truth though.<br /> <br /> ==Comments on this article from [[16 year old girl|MCR fans]]==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{morphquote|MCRfanquotes|background-color: #999999; width:65%; height:300px|font-weight: bold;|&quot;WTF?! You are all homophobic pricks. They make good music. and half the people that say call people homos are probbly suckin their [[tranny|moms own dick]] right now. So Fuck Off Tards.&quot;|[[Waaaambulance|BAWWWWWWWWW]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;I'm not really bothered if people don't like mcr, but putting in gross and [[Grammar nazi|unnnessceary]] [[link]]s to disturbing and unwated [[picture]]s is not [[needed]]. I also think that asking people to [[troll]] this [[forum]] is [[lol|disgusting]] and shows that [[User:Thedreadedkettle|this person]] has [[truth|no respect]] for [[retard|other people]] and other types and taste of music [[spellcheck|dissimlar]] to their own. [[funny|It's sickening and wrong]].&quot;|[[Waaaambulance|BAWWWWWWWWW]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;I really don't mind people who dislike my chem. not everyone has to like the same [[shit|music]] as me, however i do dislike people who go out of their way to be annoying and fucking disgusting to prove that they are perverted and extremly [[homophobic|discriminative]] to those of us that like mcr and mcr themselves.&quot;|[[Waaaambulance|BAWWWWWWWWW]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN: [[No life|GO GET A FUCKING LIFE]] [[internet_tough_guy|AND STOP DISSING WHAT OTHER]] [[Idiot|PEOPLE]] [[internet_tough_guy|LIKE. EMO DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING THAT MAY BE BAD AND MCR ARE SURE NOT EMO,]] [[LOL WUT|THEY'RE PUNK]] [[internet_tough_guy|YOU STUPID DIP SHIT. GROW THE FUCK UP AND]] [[No life|GET A LIFE]] [[internet_tough_guy|LIKE I SAID EARLIER. BECAUSE THE ONE YOU HAVE JUST AIN'T WORKING FOR YOU. ALSO ONE MORE THING, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ALL MCR FANS ARE SIXTEEN? I AM FOR]] [[Grammar nazi|ONCE]] [[internet_tough_guy|AM NOT 16,]] [[Bullshit|I HAPPEN TO BE 18, FOOL.]] [[internet_tough_guy|STUPID FUCKTARD.]]&quot;|[[Waaaambulance|BAWWWWWWWWW]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;Yeah, i saw that earlier today. Yes, it was [[funny|horrible]] to read, but [[not]] [[Everyone|EVERYONE]] is going to be expected to love [[MCR]]. Anyway, they don't know anything 'cause it seems they only know who Gerard and Mikey ([[in the ass|where's the rest of the band?]]) and they say [[fag]] over and over again like that's the only insult they can think of. [[Irony|These are just loser people who have no life]]. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THE &quot;[[at least 100|MANY]]&quot; THING?? [[lmao|lmfao]] [[WoW|Wow]]! Now I'M [[iRONAS|scarred for life]] -shudders-&quot;|[[Waaaambulance|BAWWWWWWWWW]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;Im the world's biggest fan of mcr,and i just can say that,if you dont like them,that's not a reason to insult them,or their fans,anyway,you listen to another kind of music,you will not like if we insult your favorite artist/singer,so please,be careful with wath u say,it may make that someone gets really angry.I LOVE U GERARD WAY!!!!&quot;|[[????]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;I started listening to them when their first album came out. Since then, I have hated the bands work.. except for the first album and I still don't know why. Well anyway I am with everyone else, but no one has listened to the first album. My favorite song is Early Sunsets over Monroeville. But yeah, Gerard is a douche.&quot;|[[Anal Clamp]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;funny how all these dick cunts are like defending their personal opinion on these mcr buck toothed mop headed faggots [[Hipocrite|but yet they wont let the person(s) who wrote the articles' point of view be expressed without critisism]]. shame on you you [[pwned|self-contradictive fat pink-racoon-loving pre-teen whores]]&quot;|[[Truth]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;MCR: Totally Pwned, fucken pussy cunts. Any dickhead who reckons they are punk is obviously very seriously retarded. Whoever wrote this is a complete legend.&quot;|[[Truth]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;[[fatties|16-year old Girls]] coming to defend THIS band?? Gentlemen, [[man the harpoons]].&quot;|[[LOL]]<br /> <br /> |&quot;That first picture looks more like Gerard's mom to me. Or maybe his fugly stepsister. Anyway, Remembery that I suck my mothers cock :)[[Lie|MCR isn't that bad]], but [[Truth|they need a good pwning]] every once in a while.&quot;|MCR's only [[Mexico|Mexican]] fan delivers his [[NPOV|balanced]] judgment}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Ladies and Gentlemen, The UltraBAWWW===<br /> On September 19th of 2010, [[User:Kitkatschemical]] blessed ED with a twenty thousand word manifesto of pure butthurt. [[My Chemical Romance/Rant|It is preserved in its raw form here.]]<br /> <br /> ==How my Chemical Romance Saved [[worthless|my life]] by [[deviantart|A Weeaboo]]==<br /> [[TL;DR|And that was that, I guess… The pills weren't working, and so there wasn't anything left to do except put that big old kitchen knife to her throat. Or fly off the top of that big bank building downtown. Or take then entire bottle of those lovely little pills that were supposed to make everything better.<br /> <br /> I slunk across the floor of the house, silent at three in the morning, and unmoving under the silver moonlight except for me, trudging along with the bottle of pills in my hands. I laughed a little at the irony.<br /> These pills… this medication was supposed to make my life brighter and take away the depression and pain. They hadn't done their job, so they were being commissioned by me to perform one final fling. A contract kill that'd relieve the pain permanently. Seemed about right, to end a futile life that I was tired of living. I'm a fish in a barrel anyways; waiting to be picked out by the stronger, better part of society. I'd never last a day in the real, adult world anyway, so I might as well end it here. Seventeen years is long enough.<br /> I was in the kitchen suddenly, observing the slivers of moonlight that had escaped the barrier of blinds on the single window in the kitchen. I guess I had walked there, I didn't give much of a damn anyhow. <br /> I smelled the faint scent of bleach cleaner that remained from last nights after-dinner dishes, and the refrigerator hummed quietly in the dark. <br /> <br /> Hmm…bleach. Nah, that'd be kind of painful I think. Who gives a damn? I deserve as much pain as I can get. I'll just stick with a knife I guess. That's enough pain for me.<br /> I wandered over to the counter, mindlessly picking a knife out of the knife block; a decent sized butcher knife like the ones always used in those horror movies. Leaning up against the counter, I started thinking; should I leave a note?<br /> No, no one's gonna miss you anyway.<br /> Should I tell someone?<br /> Who is there to tell that wouldn't try to stop you?<br /> What am I doing?<br /> You're ending the endless pain…once and for all.<br /> <br /> With my butt up against the edge of the counter surface, I flipped the knife over in my hands. It reflected the moonlight and bounced it off the walls and cupboards behind me. A radio sat next to me, its red power light turned off.<br /> Maybe one last song wouldn't hurt.<br /> Making sure the volume was on really low, so as not to wake the parents up, I flipped the switch on and the power light glowed bright red. It was still in commercials, but just barely.<br /> A few seconds later, after a nice, catchy little tune for a bank or something, the announcer did his announcing thing; &quot;Now back to the awesome tunes of today, for your late night rock and roll! I'll let all you hardcore guys and gals out there guess which band this is! Hint; This alternative rock band started in 2001 in Newark, New Jersey. Caller 8 after the song wins a free 108.5 tee and bragging rights, but enough talk, lets rock!&quot;<br /> The voice faded away to soft piano playing. I scrunched my eyebrows. <br /> This doesn't sound like rock.<br /> I flipped the knife over again in my hands, as the vocals started; a young, seemingly shaky voice came in to existence over the radio waves.<br /> &quot;When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band.&quot;<br /> Not bad, I guess.<br /> &quot;He said, 'Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?&quot;<br /> <br /> …<br /> &quot;He said will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers? The plans that they have made? Because one day, I'll leave you. A phantom, to lead you in the city? To join the Black Parade.&quot;<br /> I was listening now, maybe even with half a mind. The voice had gotten more stern, and sounded like a singer now. There were guitars in the background and drums, and all the other instruments you'd need to make a good rock band. The vocals continued:<br /> &quot;Sometimes I get the feeling, she's watching over me<br /> And other times I feel like I should go.<br /> And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.<br /> And when you're gone, we want you all to know<br /> We'll carry on<br /> We'll carry on<br /> And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.<br /> We'll carry on.<br /> And in my heart I can't contain it, the anthem won't explain it.&quot;<br /> Wow, I actually liked this rhythm. The lyrics weren't bad either, and the singer had a nice voice.<br /> &quot;And while that sends you reeling, from decimated dreams.<br /> Your misery and hate will kill us all.<br /> So paint it black, and take it back, let's shout it loud and clear.<br /> Do you fight it to the end?<br /> We hear the call, to carry on!<br /> We'll carry on!<br /> And though you're dead and gone, believe me<br /> Your memory will carry on, we'll carry on<br /> And though you're broken and defeated<br /> You're weary widow marches on!<br /> <br /> Now it got a bit grittier sounding, and I was paying almost full attention.<br /> <br /> On and on we carry through the fears<br /> Disappointed faces of your peers<br /> Take a look at me<br /> 'Cause I could not care at all<br /> <br /> Do or die, you'll never make me<br /> Because the world will never take my heart<br /> Though you try, you'll never break me<br /> We want it all, we wanna play this part<br /> <br /> Won't explain or say I'm sorry<br /> I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar<br /> Give a cheer for all the broken<br /> Listen here, because it's only<br /> <br /> I'm just a man, I'm not a hero<br /> Just a boy who wanna sing his song<br /> Just a man, I'm not a hero<br /> I<br /> Don't<br /> Care!<br /> <br /> I could feel it… I could feel the song, and the meaning behind it, and how the author felt when he wrote it. I knew what he meant, and understood what he felt.<br /> I got it.<br /> We'll carry on, we'll carry on<br /> And though you're dead and gone, believe me<br /> Your memory will carry on, you'll carry on<br /> And though you're broken and defeated<br /> You're weary widow marches on<br /> <br /> Do or die, you'll never make me<br /> Because the world will never take my heart<br /> Though you try, you'll never break me<br /> We want it all, we wanna play this part<br /> We'll carry on<br /> <br /> Do or die, you'll never make me<br /> Because the world<br /> will never take my heart<br /> Though you try, you'll never break me<br /> We want it all, we wanna play this part<br /> We'll carry on!<br /> <br /> I put the knife down on the counter as the announcer revealed the title.<br /> &quot;You just heard 'Welcome to the Black Parade', by My Chemical Romance! This band was started in 2001, by lead singer Gerard Way, and lead guitarist Ray Toro. Caller number 8, you were right, congrats!-&quot;<br /> As this lucky person played a happy voice over the radio, I quickly shut it off and thought a bit.<br /> My Chemical Romance, huh? Well, My Chemical Romance, you seem to know a bit about depression, and how bad things can get. Gerard, I guess you probably know a thing or two about suicide.<br /> I pushed the knife away.<br /> God…what was I doing? I was going to end it all, thinking I was alone, wasn't I? I was going to end it all, and take myself away from everyone who loved me.<br /> My<br /> Chemical<br /> Romance<br /> Maybe I should look them up…they have good music.<br /> As I turned to the computer room, making my way silently to it, something clicked in my brain. Suicide would have been a permanent solution to a temporary problem. <br /> Maybe this whole music thing really could save my life.]]<br /> <br /> [[Do it faggot|&quot;NOTHING IS WORTH HURTING YOURSELF OVER NO MATTER HOW SHITTY THINGS ARE GOING&quot;]]<br /> -[[Faggot|GERARD WAY, on being a hypocrite]]<br /> <br /> ==MCR Disbanded==<br /> [[Last Thursday]], My Chemical Romamce has split up and not a single fuck was given that day.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Geered2.jpg|Gerard Gay with [[homosexual|avid fan]].<br /> Image:WARBEARS_SO_EMO.jpg<br /> Image:My real chemical romance.gif|The real origin of My Chemical Romance's name.<br /> Image:suicidemarchmindfuck.jpg|LuL'z Ensured<br /> Image:[[Image:Picture_2.jpg]]<br /> Image:failfagemo.jpg|The average fan of MCR<br /> Image:Goatseraid.JPG|Typical Topics on MCR forums<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Eddward4eva]]<br /> *[[Operation Jewtube]]<br /> *[[Imeem]]<br /> *[[E-Psychiatrist]] <br /> *[[Emo]]<br /> *[[WHEN I WAS]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links== <br /> *[http://www.mychemicalromanceforum.com/mcrf/ An MCR Forum. Troll Plz.]<br /> *[http://www.last.fm/tag/emo Fighting hard for the #1 spot] in the [[emo]] chart, courtesy [[last.fm]]<br /> *[http://www.imnotokay.net/board/topic/17044/ BAWWWWWWWWWWWW]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95t6XH2o49M A bunch of MCR fans team up and have a major [[Bawwwww|bawwww]] at downers4life.]<br /> *[http://member.mibba.com/45285 The biggest MCR fanbitch EVAR.]<br /> <br /> {{emoseries}}<br /> {{Music}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Music]]<br /> [[Category:Fandom Stuff]]</div>

LesbianFetishizer https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Adam_Lanza&diff=1880673 2024-08-06T20:53:49Z

<p>LesbianFetishizer: /* Family */ removed dumb misinfo. that has never been a thing ever, some news reports that were made literally on december 14th did falsely make vague claims that he had a girlfriend, and that&#039;s it.</p> <hr /> <div>{{notice|''[[You]] may have been looking for [[Sandy Hook]]''}}<br /> {{Spoilers|[[Adam_Lanza#Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Adam Fucking Lanza used to browse Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{an hero}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{aspie}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{pedo}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:Adamlanza6555.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Adam Peter Lanza'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 22, 1992}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 14, 2012 (aged 20)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 27, injured 2}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, easy mode}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|Autism}}<br /> {{Ibend}}&lt;!--<br /> --&gt;<br /> <br /> It was a cool, misty morning in a peaceful small town, when our [[an hero|hero]], '''Adam Peter Lanza'''&lt;sup&gt;[[Jew|&amp;#10017;]]&lt;/sup&gt; (Aliases: ''Kaynbred'', ''Smiggles'', [[Pedobear]], ''Blarvink'', ''CulturalPhilistine'') would embark on his journey to get the [[High Score]] and [[pwn|destroy]] the lives of 20 little kids and 7 degenerate whores (including his mommy) and go down in history as the most efficient [[Mass Murder|rampage killer]] of modern times. His [[Caucasian]] [[chimpout]] would prove to be one of the greatest examples of [[IRL Trolling]] in decades, and serve as direct evidence that [[autistic]] people need to be persecuted- for the good of the whole. The aftermath of his social experiment resulted in a [[shitstorm]] of the intensity and lulz not seen since the year [[1999]] when fellow comedians, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], pulled off the epic prank that was [[Columbine]]. Before committing his act of evil, Adam made sure to destroy his hard drive and computer- ensuring the [[FBI]] never recover all of his fucked up [[Furry porn]] and [[CP]]. First and third party investigators would spend [[2012]]~[[2016]] digging up dirt on Adam. Such investigations revealed that he was a highly autistic pedophile obsessed with mass shootings. One would presume degenerates like him would be caught by the [[NSA]]- but since when was Uncle Sam ever good at his job?<br /> <br /> == Background ==<br /> {{Killers}}<br /> [[File:Lanzabattlestation.jpg|thumb|right|His [[Battlestation]].]]<br /> [[File:Sharkeyes.png|thumb|220px|right]]<br /> [[File:Lanzagrinch.jpg|thumb|220px|right]]<br /> [[File:SentientAssaultRifle.jpg|220px|thumb|right|The REAL perpetrator behind ALL of this!!!]]<br /> <br /> Adam Peter Lanza shot out of his then [[old|32-year-old]] mother's vagina on April 22, 1992 in [[New Hampshire]], and moved to [[Connecticut|Cuntecticut]] in [[Windows 98|1998]] at the age of 5. In his early years, Adam was described as an [[Autism|extremely active child who did not sleep well, avoided touching, and had early communication problems]]. He was said to have &quot;[[German|made up his own language]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> Our future American Hero attended Sandy Hook Elementary School as a student and began to familiarize himself with the classrooms of which he would thrash over a decade later. During his years at the school, he constructed &quot;[[Mein Kampf|The Big Book of Granny]]&quot;, a dramatic school project filled with images and narrative relating to [[Baby P|child murder]], [[Armin Meiwes|cannibalism]], and taxidermy. It was reported that Adam later tried to &quot;[[lulz|sell]]&quot; this [[fanfiction]] to classmates for 25 cents, which got him into big trouble with mommy.<br /> <br /> For whatever-the-fuck reason, Nancy pulled her socially-crippled son out of Sandy Hook Elementary and transferred him to a [[Catholic]] school for the last quarter of 7th grade. He was reported to have &quot;[[Heaven's Gate|become obsessed with religion]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> In 2005, Adam was diagnosed with [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]], despite personally denying this later on. Also in this year he was placed on [[Homestuck|homebound]] status, and was not attending school at all, instead dicking around on [[MMORPG|MMORPGs]] and playing [[Pokémon]] in his secluded, dark, lonely bedroom with no friends.<br /> <br /> The following year, Adam got off of his ass and claimed that he &quot;wanted to return to school as a [[Faggot|typical high school student]]&quot;. The staff and faculty at Newtown High School had to &quot;prep&quot; each one of his classrooms because he was too much a fucking Sperg to cope with the specific disturbances seen at a typical high school, such as loud noises, touching doorknobs, and his inability to wear a pair of socks for longer than 30 minutes. His grades at Newtown High were nonetheless astounding, graduating with a GPA score of [[Nerd|3.89]].<br /> <br /> After high school finished in 2010, Adam discontinued his tertiary education plans and became a full-blown [[basement-dweller]]. At this point in life, Adam was spending every waking moment in his dark bedroom ([[Vampire|which he had taped garbage bags over the windows to block out the sunlight]]) on his computer chatting to cyber-acquaintances about his fetish for weapons, [[Asexual|asexuality]], and his dream of riddling 6-year-olds with bullets. He cut off all communication with his daddy and bro (falsely accused gunman Ryan Lanza), and only communicated with his mommy via e-mail all the while sharing the same fucking house.<br /> <br /> The video below represents a generic reaction to Adam Lanza / Sandy Hook.<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;42WRotDK4xY&lt;/youtube&gt;|margin=auto}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ===Video Games===<br /> <br /> A list of video-games Adam was most preoccupied with (and used to train himself to commit mass murder with) include:<br /> <br /> *[[World of Warcraft]]<br /> *Dynasty Tactics<br /> *[[Roblox]]<br /> *[[Kingdom Hearts]]<br /> *[[9/11|The Two Towers]]<br /> *[[Call of Duty|Call of Duty 2: Big Red One]]<br /> *[[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: Finest Hour ]]<br /> *[[Dead or Alive|Dead or Alive 3]]<br /> *[[Halo]]<br /> *[[Lego|Lego]] [[Star Wars]]<br /> *Mech Assault <br /> *Mercenaries<br /> *[[Mario|Paper Mario]]<br /> <br /> At the time of his An Heroism, Adam was 6ft tall and weighed 112 pounds, with a BMI of 15. [[Pro-Ana|He was living on a diet of vegetables and purified water]].<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ====Xbox 360====<br /> <br /> Adam, or at least his brother, owned an original (or elite) Xbox 360 console, which he seldom played. His [https://account.xbox.com/en-US/Profile?gamerTag=Smiggles XBOX Live] account barely had any achievements unlocked, and was last used in January 2011. The only games he had achievements for were Skate 2 and Halo: Reach.<br /> <br /> ====PC Gaming====<br /> [[File:Adam Lanza Computer.jpg|thumb|right|His puter]]<br /> Adam was very intelligent and had extensive knowledge and experience with computers. When he was 12 years old (and what is this?) he hacked into the government's websites which got the [[FBI]] to [[Surprise buttsecks|pay him a little visit]]. '''{{archive|Ksda4}}''' Several years later, he saved up enough of mommy and daddy's money and built his own puter. <br /> <br /> Adam Lanza is strongly suspected to have played World of Warcraft. A '''{{archive|6YO2M|post}}''' of his (using the alias Blarvink) dating back to May 3rd, 2011, describes how he played the game on-and-off since vanilla, but wasnt as autistic as [[Elliot Rodger]] or Breivik, and never hit lv 60+. Adam even spent hundreds of hours on a noob toon, just ERPing all day long in Stormwind. If you don't know what ERP is, consider yourself one lucky son of a bitch. Imagine if some sweaty nerd was horny and was sexting you up using a hot night elf bitch character, and it ends up to be a pedophillic mass shooter. Boner = killed. Unless you're into that kind of thing.. In which case, please seek a therapist at your immediate convenience. Despite being obviously autistic as fuck, Adam Lanza never got ''too'' addicted to mein-cwaft or any other huge mmoish games either.<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{Notice|[[Adam Lanza/WoW|Click here for more information regarding Adam Lanza and WoW]]}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Adam also possibly had an account on [[GameFAQs]] [https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Blarvink/] which he used from May 22nd, 2005 (4:10 PM) to July 18th, 2011 (8:31 PM), but this is yet to be entirely confirmed. Only one post currently exists on that account, dating to a [https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/562692-lego-island/52111627 thread] about LEGO Island.<br /> <br /> =====PC Specs=====<br /> The autist who wrote this article scanned through the police report footage of the Lanza residency and their videotapes of Lanza's room and computer and believes his specs to be:<br /> <br /> #Corsair CMPSU-850HXUK HX 850W - Power Supply<br /> #XFX Radeon HD 5870 (or 8870) - Graphics Card<br /> #Decent CPU case (unidentified)<br /> #Good Motherboard (unidentified)<br /> <br /> == Online activities ==<br /> Lanza had a moderate presence on the series of tubes, using the emails &quot;cryinghampster@yahoo.com&quot;, &quot;genericregistryemail@gmail.com&quot; among others. Active during the 2000s until the months preceding his massacre, Adam was found to be highly intelligent (in comparison to most people) but unsurprisingly, very bizarre considering his severe mental illnesses. He had few friends and most of them viewed him with some suspicion, with one of them even stating Adam as &quot;the weirdest person I ever knew online&quot;.<br /> <br /> === ShockedBeyondBelief ===<br /> <br /> Adam Lanza starting posting to a Columbine forum in late 2009 (then known as columbinesupermassacrerpg.com), under the alias; ''Smiggles''. It was here that he earned his reputation as a pedophile, a place for his [[True and honest|sick and twisted]] fantasies to flourish. Most of Lanza's [[batshit insane]] posts generated significant [[lulz]] for the other depraved basement-dwellers who shared their own fantasies over pursuing the [[High Score]]. They hadn't seen anyone quite like &quot;Smiggles&quot; in their community, so they refrained from striking the [[banhammer]] on him, despite the fact that 90% of his posts would have caught the attention of the [[National Security Agency]]. [[And nothing of value was lost|He went AWOL from the forums in early 2012, and the site went offline two years later.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Adam's SBB Quotes===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;<br /> <br /> |Literature is simply another coping mechanism for children who’ve been mindfucked by culturapists. They’re carried to other worlds in the stream of semen.<br /> <br /> |Deep shit, Adam.<br /> <br /> |I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points....<br /> <br /> |That could have been [[you]]...<br /> <br /> |I castrated myself when I was 15 to rebel against society.<br /> <br /> |Apparently Adam did not have a penis at the time that he shot up Sandy Hook Elementary.<br /> <br /> |Therapists are secular priests who assert that they have some &quot;truth&quot;, and if your values deviate, then you are &quot;wrong&quot;. Hence, The Rapist. They impose their values onto you through their mindfucking.<br /> <br /> |FUN FACT: Adam Lanza's psychiatrist was later charged with sexually assaulting his patients ([https://www.courant.com/2016/04/22/psychiatrist-who-treated-adam-lanza-charged-with-sexually-assaulting-patient/ source])<br /> <br /> |You know what I hate?!? Culture. I've been pissed out of my mind all night thinking about it. I should have been born a chimp. I would even settle for a post-language hunter-gatherer society.<br /> <br /> |Adam expresses his desire to identify as a chimpanzee.<br /> <br /> |I hate going through these extremely rare instances of wild mood swings that I have. I think this was the only time this year for me. I was as depressed as I get during my last post, and I'm fine with the interminable depression that I normally have, but now I'm incoherently giddy with glee. Well, relative to my baseline... Except now that I'm giddy, I can't really say that I hate it because I think everything is delightful. If depressives cut themselves to feel better, I wonder what cutting a happy-go-lucker would do. Santa's supposed to be jolly. I hope he visits me tonight so I can find out.<br /> <br /> |Adam Lanza really was the Grinch who stole Christmas...<br /> <br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===On: Society, Civilization, Mass Murderers===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;<br /> <br /> |American mass murders were less prevalent before Richard Speck precipitated their rise in 1966. My best estimate for the -absolute- minimum amount of mass murders in the US since 1966 is 960. I would be surprised if there weren’t a minimum of somewhere around 1500 in reality, but we’ll just vaguely say that there have been over 1000.<br /> <br /> |Part 1<br /> <br /> |If you were trying to measure alienation in a society, what could be a more blatant indication? And it’s glib to dismiss them as not being indicative of anything just because there have been over a thousand of them instead of over a hundred thousand, or however many you think are necessary, because mass murdering is so ridiculously over-the-top of a response that very few people are prone to do it under any circumstances. <br /> <br /> |Part 2<br /> <br /> |But just look at how many fans you can find for all different types of mass murderers ”not just the [Columbine killers]&quot;, and beyond these fans are countless more people who can sympathize with them; and beyond these are millions more who never think of relating the circumstances of their lives to anyone else but instead just go through the motions of life incessantly dissatisfied with their environment. Thinking of this society as the default state of existence is the reason why you think that humans would be “not well” for “no reason whatsoever”.<br /> <br /> |Part 3<br /> <br /> |Civilization has not been present for 99% of the existence of hominids, and the only way that it’s ever sustained is by indoctrinating each new child for years on end. The “wellness” that you speak of is solely defined by a child’s submission to this process and their subsequent capacity to propagate civilization themselves.<br /> <br /> |Part 4<br /> <br /> |When civilization exists in a form where all forms of alienation (among many other things) are rampant, as can be seen in the most recent incarnation within the last fifty years which AS55 talked about, new children will end up “not well” in all sorts of ways. <br /> <br /> |Part 5<br /> <br /> |You don’t even have to touch a topic as cryptic as mass murder to see an indication of this: you can look at a single symptom as egregious as the proliferation of antidepressants. And look in your own life. You’ve said that you’re afflicted by unrelenting anxiety and that you’re afraid to leave your house. Do you really think that the way you feel is not symptomatic of anything other than your own inexplicable defectiveness?<br /> <br /> |Part 6<br /> <br /> <br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> === SBB: Columbine Dream ===<br /> {{Notice|[[Adam Lanza/Dream|Click here to read his dream.]]}}<br /> <br /> === SBB: Other Posts ===<br /> <br /> {{Notice|[[Adam Lanza/SBB|Click here for his posts on ShockedBeyondBelief.]]}}<br /> <br /> === YouTube ===<br /> <br /> In September of 2021, 9 fucking years after this autist committed the [[Sandy Hook|lulziest act of 2012]], a bunch of [[Columbiners|intellectually disabled mass murderer fangirls]] stumbled upon Adam’s YouTube channel, CulturalPhilistine. <br /> <br /> This channel contains SIX FUCKING HOURS of audio where this autist fights with his comment section, complains about not getting views, completes online quizzes, and bitches about life 24/7. When he’s not contemplating antinatalist ape theory or sperging about his desire to die, he’s going on long rants about how pedophiles are oppressed - but he’s totally not one cough cough cough. He basically flat out states his retarded motive: he’s saving the children from “civilization” by obliterating them with his Bushmaster. He also wants to [[An Hero|kill himself]], presumably because living in a world where autistic pedophiles like himself aren’t allowed to diddle children is a world that he can’t stand to live in.<br /> <br /> Somehow, the [[FBI|feds]] were so retarded that a bunch of mass shooter fangirls did better investigative work than they did - to find more content of their murderous pedophile twink husband, of course.<br /> <br /> Of course, no [[Old media|mass media]] has covered this, because the feds would rather give fuel to retards who deny the greatest autistic meltdown ever than admit that they fucked up their investigation.<br /> <br /> The channel was baleeted almost IMMEDIATELY after its discovery, however enough time was allowed for a full archive to have been made.<br /> <br /> === Wikipedia ===<br /> <br /> Adam Lanza made '''{{wpcl|Blarvink|a}}''' '''{{wpcl|Kaynbred|few}}''' '''{{wpcl|KnaveSmig|edits}}''' to [[Wikipedia]] starting in late 2009; ending in early 2010, this time using the aliases, ''Blarvink'', ''Kaynbred'', and ''KnaveSmig''. Obviously, he made edits to articles about mass murderers and [[An Hero|An Heroes]], in a desperate attempt to show off his superior knowledge of the madmen who inspired him to win the Golden iPod. He made changes to pages on the following subjects:<br /> <br /> *[[George Sodini]]<br /> *[[Kimveer Gill]]<br /> *[[Loser|Robert Arthur Hawkins]]<br /> *[[Luby's massacre]]<br /> *[[Loser|Larry Gene Ashbrook]]<br /> *[[Kip Kinkel]]<br /> *[[Shit no one cares about|Sello Mall shooting]]<br /> *[[Stalker|Richard Farley]]<br /> <br /> ====KnaveSmig====<br /> [[File:Adam Lanza Hark Wikipedia 2012.png|thumb|right|The data he transmitted to the user.]]<br /> [[File:Adamlanzasteam.png|thumb|right|His steam, as viewed by a friend]]<br /> [[File:Mg14c.jpeg|thumb|right|Snapshot of his clan's shoutbox]]<br /> Like 99% of PC gamers, Adam owned a '''{{steam|76561197996080012|Steam account}}'''<br /> Over 4 years after his massacre, investigators have [https://sandyhooklighthouse.wordpress.com/2017/02/19/knavesmig-on-wikipedia/ found]'''{{archive|3CHjI}}''' '''{{wpcl|KnaveSmig|another}}''' Wikipedia account he possessed. He used this wingman account to promote his mass shooting leaderboards to a user called Lord Gøn. He introduced himself as an autist who sperged over mass shooters. He describes how he began to compile a list of all the mass murderers in history, at the start of [[2010]], when he would be 17-18 years old. He then spams several links to [[Rapidshare]] which contain his mass shooting list, named &quot;SSS-migpack&quot; and &quot;SSSmigglist&quot; (Smiggles list). Sadly, Rapidshare closed down on March 31st, 2015, meaning that this data is lost forever!.<br /> <br /> A year later, and Gon responded back to him:<br /> <br /> &lt;code&gt;Hey KnaveSmig, I hope you are still alive. Sorry for not answering, but until now I really couldn’t be bothered to do so. Bad me, I know. I also didn’t save your list, and it ain’t available on rapidshare anymore, so if you should ever read this would you upload it again and leave me a note here? Thankee. 23:35, 7 April 2013 (UTC))&lt;/code&gt;<br /> <br /> After Gon discovered that he was in contact (albeit brief) with Adam Lanza, he '''{{archive|h37wk|Reached out}}''' to an administrator about the news, typing:<br /> <br /> &lt;code&gt;Good morrning,<br /> <br /> I’m not sure, if this is actually the right place for my request, but since CheckUser access is necessary to answer my question, and you apparently have just that, I suppose I could do worse than to try my luck here.<br /> <br /> The situation is the following: For several years I have edited mass murder-related articles on Wikipedia, and created amongst others the List of rampage killers. On June 20, 2012 a user named KnaveSmig posted at my talk page, offering me to download an Excel-file supposedly containing his own compilation of mass murderers, as well as 16 hours of songs related to the subject. At the time I was unsure how to deal with this, on the one hand being curious about the possibly salvageable information, on the other hand being suspicious about downloading unrequested material from an unknown person and risking an infection of my computer with malware. In the end my suspicious side prevailed and I ignored the files, though contemplated for a while to write a reply to explain myself. Considering the matter not that important I delayed writing said reply until I came to the conclusion that too much time had passed to invest any effort in something the addressed person may not even read, after all KnaveSmig left no indication that he ever came back to Wikipedia.<br /> <br /> Then the Sandy Hook shooting happened, and when information was published in the media that Adam Lanza had a pronounced interest in mass murder and created a spreadsheet listing historic mass murderers I already had a bad feeling in my guts. But then, during my studies of mass murders I have come across several people who have compiled similar lists, and there are probably a lot of others who do the same in less public places than the internet, so I composed myself thinking that this was just a coincidence, and there’s probably no connection between KnaveSmig and Adam Lanza. Then information surfaced that Lanza had a Wikipedia account and edited several articles a couple of years earlier under a different name. I waited for the media to announce that Lanza had also used the alias KnaveSmig, but this never happened, and so I assumed my suspicions were probably unfounded.<br /> <br /> It remained that way, until recent reports stated that Lanza had also posted at a forum dedicated to the Columbine massacre around the same time he had left the note on my talk page. The pseudonym he used there was Smiggles. And since the writing style of Smiggles is comparable to KnaveSmig’s my suspicions are revived that the two may be the same person.<br /> <br /> So, to cut a long story short, would it be possible for you to check if KnaveSmig’s IP address is located in Connecticut, maybe even the Newtown area, and thus confirm or refute my suspicion that I have been contacted by Adam Lanza a mere six months before the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary? This question is haunting me for about a year now, and I’d really like to get some closure on that one. Thank you. (Lord Gøn (talk) 13:06, 21 January 2014 (UTC))&lt;/code&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Encyclopedia Dramatica===<br /> Aside from editing the other wiki, Adumb would also browse [[Final Boss of the Internet|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] during the glorious .com golden era. [[Some argue|Legends say]] he had an account on here during the [[.se]] regime, and went by the fitting name of &quot;[[user:ChildRapistOhChrist|ChildRapistOhChrist]]&quot;, whose user page and talk page were last edited just months before [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|all hell broke loose in Newtown]]... <br /> <br /> While this information cannot be confirmed, what can be confirmed is that he bookmarked the following pages:<br /> * [[Bloodninja/logs]]<br /> * [[Girugamesh]]<br /> * [[Offended]]<br /> * [[Sergio Pelico]]<br /> * [[Cyrillic Millions Sign]]<br /> * [[LOL WUT/ASCII]]<br /> * [[My Immortal]]<br /> * [[Pear Chan]]<br /> * [[:Image:Sickfurryshoop.jpg]]<br /> * [[Dynamic Entry]]<br /> * [[Bayeux Tapestry]]<br /> * [[E-Psychiatrist]]<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[[:Image:DONT FAP TO THIS.jpg]]&lt;/s&gt; - [[OhInternet|Died in the purge]]<br /> * [[The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building]]<br /> * [[DSFARGEG]]<br /> * [[Dissected-chan]]<br /> * [[Web 2.0]]<br /> * [[Yahoo! Answers]]<br /> * [[:Image:Korean War.gif]]<br /> [https://www.mediafire.com/folder/0ixtq84a5fe88/Adam_Lanza_Bookmarks Source :3]<br /> <br /> At the very least, this means that Adam Lanza can be added to the long list of murderers associated with ED, including but not limited to: [[Luka Magnotta]], [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Garcia]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]], and of course [[William Atchison|Couchfag]].<br /> <br /> Additional infos provided by web [[Sluts|sleuths]]:<br /> *{{archive|YYHtT|Is there any information that proves that the user &quot;ChildRapistOhChrist&quot; is Adam Lanza?}}<br /> *{{archive|6fUDv|Did he ever use Encyclopedia Dramatica?}}<br /> <br /> ===[[Steam]]===<br /> [https://sandyhooklighthouse.wordpress.com/2014/04/13/adam-lanzas-steam-account-found/] which he used to presumably play [[Counter-Strike]] all day, since that's the game 99.1% of skool shooters play all day, and the game that brainwashes them to commit mass murder. Sadly, the profile is private &lt;s&gt;so we'll never know what details lie within&lt;/s&gt;I had my friend who works in [[Valve]] scan his profile and screencap it; the pic to the right is his 100% genuine account. His account is believed to date as far back as [[2008]], and he used the alias &quot;[[Pedobear]]&quot;. Adam Lanza's IPs were recorded as 24.151.69.37 and 24.151.57.138.<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===[[Tumblr]]===<br /> It is of no surprise that a mentally ill, sexually confused freak would be a tumblr user. Adam Lanza owned the blogs &quot;[[Tim Kretschmer|gayfortimk]]&quot; and &quot;[[Kimveer Gill|queerforkimveer]]&quot; where he presumably blogged about mass murderers and fantasized about them. A month before his massacre, Adam deleted his dumblr blogs. Much of the information is lost forever. However, it is known that he blogged about his columbine erotic fanfics and dreams. He also shared massive amounts of gore and crime evidence. He compiled and shared massive and detailed information regarding to school shootings, such as compilations of references to school shootings in media such as music or movies. As usual with almost every school shooter ever, this faggot had a huge hard-on for the columbine shooters. Particularly, he had an obsessive crush with the jewish mongroloid Dylan Klebold.<br /> <br /> ===MG14C Clan===<br /> <br /> mg14c was a clan in [[Combat Arms]]&lt;s&gt;[http://combatarms.nexon.net/ClansRankings/ClanProfile.aspx?clan=MG14c]&lt;/s&gt; (dead) that Adam was in around [[2009]]. They were relatively notable but mostly small, but did have their own site. They often specialized in pistols-only gameplay (one of the best pistol-only clans of all time), and kayn was considered a skilled and likeable member of the clan. He was somewhat active{{wayback|http:/mg14c.net/mg14c-members-please-read-t16.html|20091202055517}} but mostly posted in random bursts, separated by up to a few months. [https://sandyhooklighthouse.wordpress.com/2013/08/21/adam-lanzas-posts-from-the-archivedd-mg14c-clan-forum/] He deleted all of his posts around December 19th, with only a few pieces of this data still surviving to this day. He sometimes popped up in the clan's shoutbox - even as late as February [[2010]]. In the months following Sandy Hook, the MG14C connection was discovered - and the {{wayback|http://mg14c.net/portal.php|20100206035841|title=shoutbox}} was flooded with creepy admirers and trolls - sadly, the shoutbox is down and no modern data on it exists anymore. One of the trolls posed as '''MI6OnDuty''' (clan leader?) and fucked with the brain of one of the fangirls, making her think he was the legit one. The troll also posed as adam lanza's ghost and flooded the chatbox with harassing and alarming messages- [[for the lulz]], of course. <br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> == Family ==<br /> [[File:Schoolraider2.jpg|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Gun boy.jpg|thumb|right|Rare picture of Adam Lanza, aged 19]]<br /> === [[Your mom|Nancy Lanza]] ===<br /> <br /> The mother of Adam Lanza, who never bothered to raise her son like a normal child and allowed him to sit on his ass in his room 24/7 and rot in loneliness with unrestricted access to an arsenal of firearms. She was Adam's first victim, and rightfully so.<br /> <br /> === [[Your dad|Peter Lanza]] ===<br /> <br /> The father of Adam Lanza. He divorced from Nancy when Adam was 10 years old, and spent the next decade trying to [[Pedo|get close with his son]]. Adam ignored him, and hadn't seen him face-to-face for two years prior to the Sandy Hook shootings.<br /> <br /> === [[Brother|Ryan Lanza]] ===<br /> <br /> Adam's older, and less insane brother. Ryan moved to [[New York]] after graduating from university in 2008, where he worked at Ernst &amp; Young in [[New York|Times Square]]. The police were so fucking retarded that they falsely arrested Ryan after confusing him for his brother Adam on the day of the shootings, all because Adam was [[Wut|carrying Ryan's ID]] with him. Unsurprisingly, every conspiracy theorist thinks Adam was a photoshopped version of Ryan. <br /> <br /> He has a [[Twitter]] account, '''{{twitter|ryanlanza_|send him some love}}'''.<br /> <br /> === Friends ===<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;lol Adam Lanza had no fucking friends.&lt;/s&gt; Wrong; throughout the span of his life, he managed to amass '''1''' entire friend! Growing up as a child, [[You|he pretty much had no friends.]] He was part of the Tech club and even had some of them visit his house, but only once. It is rather likely that he crept the fuck out of those kids, so they probably avoided him. In the last few years of his pathetic existence, he drove to the theater to play [[DDR]] (to train himself to kill as video games [[Jack Thompson|train you to kill]]) on a consistent basis; enough to get nicknamed &quot;The DDR Guy&quot; by the locals. An acquaintance who befriended him in [[2011]], later described to the pigs in blue (post massacre) &quot;Emotion wasn't something expressed in particularly verbose or grandiose fashion but it was expressed. He was capable of laughing, smiling and making jokes though always in a dry fashion.&quot; This guy was his only friend, and they would go to the theater to watch movies or play video games together. They would discuss numerous subjects, such as [[Nigger|chimp]] [[Detroit|society]], [[Techno]] music, Mass murder / murder sprees, joining the military, furry porn, child porn, bomb making tips, [[GamerGate]], and other deplorable shit. <br /> <br /> This random theater guy didn't suspect Lanza to be a ''potential'' danger to society, despite all of the ''macabre'' subjects that interested him. He described Lanza as very [[Nihilism|nihilistic]], with a bleak and fatalistic outlook on [[Life]]. He explained how Adam Lanza would disappear from the theater for weeks on end, only to show up later and bitch about how he was going through existential crisis-es. He also learned how Lanza liked to reformat his hard drives all the time, probably to get rid of his massive [[CP]] and [[Furry porn]] collections. <br /> <br /> They also discussed [[Pedophilia]]; Adam admitted his opinions &quot;would cause others to make snap judgments about him as an [[Pedophilia apologia|apologist]].&quot; Unsurprisingly, Adam eventually chimped out at the theater guy, presumably after a heated (and autistic) debate over [[Shit nobody cares about]]. Lanza was quoted as saying &quot;that he should not expect him to participate in any more activities with him.&quot; The last sightings of Adam in that theater were in August~September [[2012]].<br /> <br /> == Sandy Hooked ==<br /> {{Notice|[[Sandy Hook|Click here for the main article, covering the Sandy Hook massacre]]}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Adamlanzaxm15.jpg|200px|thumb|right|His IRL Banhammer]]<br /> <br /> On the morning of December 14, 2012, Adam rocked the [[United States of America|USA]] with his rampage that claimed his mother, 20 children, and 6 staff members and then himself. He started by shooting his mommy in the head and chest 4 times as she was [[lazy|laying-in]] after getting back from her holiday in New Hampshire the day before. <br /> <br /> He also [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|destroyed his hard-drive]] in an attempt to hide all premeditated evidence of his planning for the massacre from authorities (along with copious amounts of [[CP|Child Porn]].) <br /> <br /> He then drove to his former elementary school and shot the glass panel next to the door, alerting the principal and numerous staff members, which he proceeded to shoot at without a second's thought. In the span of 5 minutes, Adam Lanza obliterated 20 kids and 6 female staff members in two separate classrooms. As police arrived at the scene, Adam [[Suicide|did what was best for him]] and would later earn himself his very own ED article nearly 3 years after the massacre.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> == Quotes ==<br /> Other quotes from Adam or relating to him.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |There is something that I can assure you of that will always be true: it does not matter if you live for the next one year, five years, ten years, fifteen years, twenty years, thirty years, fifty years or even 100 years; the day before you die you will regret ever worrying about your life instead of thinking of what you want to do. Every new year that you do live, you will regret not having started anything that you wanted to do the year prior, only regretting the past more.<br /> |16 year old Adam's motivational speech to his mommy<br /> <br /> |Some primates smile when they are frightened.<br /> |Adam Lanza, reassuring the doctor that facial expressions are bullshit.<br /> <br /> |I just don’t think it would be such a stretch to say that he very well could have been a teenage mall shooter or something like that.<br /> |Call to Anarchy Radio, 2011.<br /> <br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|RYTP|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;wLHCuzW3-uA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Adam's radio conversation<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ItsOJUpK-cY&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;&lt;nowiki&gt;answer: CT real estate pricing&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Kc5E0BtWjbE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;[[TYT]] Turds weigh in<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;KU24i3Th27U&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Douche puts his useless degree to work<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;42WRotDK4xY&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Typical Reaction video<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;6c7b6qkfwu4&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Another vid<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Owwb3JTn3IQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;The Lanza house<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;HQcf_rTxl1Q&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;If your son was an autist you'd think the same eh?<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ddyiMd3tdwE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;lol old media<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;2vjiRSXhja0&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;More footage}}<br /> |background=#DBD8CD}}<br /> |}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;!-- DELETED VIDEOS<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;U3l_e_paeIA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''tl;dr but worth it - &quot;Blowback of misandry victim Adam Lanza Sandy Hook shooter&quot;'''}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> --&gt;<br /> == Gallery ==<br /> *[https://imgur.com/a/a2pH2Wy Lanza family photos]<br /> ===General===<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{cg|'''Dedicated to Adam Lanza &lt;3'''|generalanza|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:adamlanzaddr.gif<br /> Image:adamlanzacomix.jpg<br /> Image:lanzahide.jpg<br /> Image:LanzaMoods.png<br /> Image:Sandy Hook Elementary - One Of The Innocent Victims.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:lanzavsobama.jpg<br /> Image:adamforlulz.jpg<br /> Image:Lanza kids didnt have books so gave them magazines.jpg<br /> Image:residentlanza.png|[[Resident Evil]] remake<br /> Image:Board Shooters.jpg<br /> Image:Adam lanza please think of the children.jpg<br /> Image:Thenigotboredsandy.png<br /> Image:adamchild.jpg<br /> Image:lanzamcd.png<br /> Image:lanzaX03.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaX05.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaX07.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaX09.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaX11.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaX19.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaX02.png<br /> Image:lanzaX04.png<br /> Image:lanzaX06.png<br /> Image:lanzaX08.png<br /> Image:lanzaX10.png<br /> Image:lanzaX12.png<br /> Image:lanzaX13.png<br /> Image:lanzaX14.png<br /> Image:lanzaX15.png<br /> Image:lanzaX17.png<br /> Image:lanzaX18.png<br /> Image:sandyhoaxed.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanza6555.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanza2005.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzameme003.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzabutthurt.jpg<br /> File:Adamlanza15minutes.png<br /> Image:adamlanzakillstreak.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzaguns.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzalsd.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzamemorial.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzamotivation.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzaanalrape.jpg<br /> Image:adamsh0t.jpg<br /> Image:adamlulza.jpg<br /> Image:babylanza.jpg<br /> Image:lanzapeteradam.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzaartwork.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaNBK.jpg<br /> Image:lanzaddr13.jpg<br /> Image:lanzamonster.jpg<br /> Image:lanzarape.png<br /> Image:nosandyhookleftbehind.jpg<br /> Image:sandyhooklineee.jpg<br /> Image:wakeupsandyhook.jpg<br /> Image:adamlanzakid.gif<br /> Image:SwiftLanza.jpg<br /> File:Adamlanzakit.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> ===Evidence Lockup===<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{cg|'''Troll Dust'''|evidence|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Lanzayt.jpg|Post from &quot;Fuckcomments&quot;, an acc allegedly owned by Lanza.<br /> File:Adamlanza.png|Quote from Adam<br /> Image:adamlanza4channn.jpg|Alleged picture of Adam from a friend<br /> Image:lanzaidcard.jpg|&quot;Fake&quot; ID card from when he was in HS<br /> File:Adam lanza faggot.png|Police report on his Computer.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> Image:Hisnamewasryanlanza.jpg|Alleged post of his on 4chan<br /> Image:lanzaX16.png|Weapon of his<br /> File:Adam Lanza Gunman.JPG|This is believed to have been a photo of him in the last few months of his life.<br /> File:Adam Lanza Semen Stream.png|&quot;Semen Stream&quot; nigga what<br /> File:Adam Lanza IGN Account.png|Adam's ghost on the IGN forums<br /> File:Adam Lanza Possible ED Account.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> == Graded Score ==<br /> <br /> {{GradedScore|'''27'''| |19|27 killed, only 2 injured|18|spammed his AR like a psycho|20|The 2012 version of [[Columbine|Kawlimpin]], causing the same or even greater moral panic that went on thirteen years prior|20|Extremely efficient elimination!|104|S|A role model for all future school shooters}}<br /> <br /> {{Wanted|4}}<br /> <br /> == [[So Cash]] ==<br /> <br /> Hey Children,<br /> <br /> My name is Adam Lanza, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly, retarded, hyper little shitheads who spend every second of their day drawing stupid ass pictures. You are everyone that will become bad in the world. Honestly, will any of you ever contribute to the world? I mean, I guess it's fun being savage little shit machines because of your own undeveloped brains, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a high schooler.<br /> <br /> Don't be a stranger. Just let me shoot you with my best bullet. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of my own FPS clan, and member on my school's computer club. What games do you play, other than molest naked drawn Japanese people in the subway? I also used to get straight A's, before I dropped out, got my GED and went to College (I dropped out.. Shit was not SO cash). You are all underage b&amp; who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.<br /> <br /> Pic Related: It's me and my mom's corpse<br /> <br /> == 2017 FBI Evidence Release ==<br /> In October 2017, almost 5 years after the Sandy Hook Massacre, the FBI finally released some more details on the alien reptile false flag which revealed even more fucked up things about the shooter; stuff that anyone with a brain already figured out; such as that this freak had a sexual obsession with all these mass shooters, was a faggot and pedo, had several accounts (most investigators already pinned as his) amongst other [https://www.thedailybeast.com/adam-lanzas-terrifying-online-life-revealed-mass-shooting-spreadsheets-columbine-collages-and-murder-tumblrs juicy details.]<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> [[File:Liberalgunview.jpg|thumb|right|How liberals viewed Sandy Hook.]]<br /> *[[Sandy Hook]] - For the article on the Shooting its self<br /> *[[Sandy Hook Promise]]<br /> *[[Adam Lanza/SBB]] - His ShockedBeyondBelief posts<br /> *[[Adam Lanza/Dream]] - His Columbine dream<br /> *[[Jeff Weise]] - some injun school shooter<br /> *[[James Holmes]] - 2012's 2nd best mass murderer<br /> *[[Columbine]] - what Adam beat <br /> *[[Autism]] - what he had and what caused him to kill<br /> *[[Christmas]] - what Adam ruined<br /> *[[Deceased Wikipedians#Kaynbred / Blarvink|Deceased Wikipedians § Kaynbred / Blarvink]]<br /> *[[Charles Whitman's Tumor]]<br /> *[[Salvador Ramos]] - 9½ years later, this [[tranny]] [[spic]] does the same shit to a school in [[Texas]]<br /> <br /> == His Accounts &amp; Posts ==<br /> Below are links to his numerous accounts on the internet, along with data (Topics, Posts, etc) he contributed to it.<br /> <br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{yt|c|UC5zGm_N3KdzC-KT6Fe6eA_Q|CulturalPhilistine}}&lt;/s&gt; BALEETED!! ({{archiveorg|adam-lanza-archive-yt|Archive 1}}, [https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/16Y6uQCWHUgbqXJ8P7rvisUmJHrLMDBwW Archive 2])<br /> *'''{{wpcl|Blarvink}}''' - First Wikipedia account '''{{archive|IANHR}}'''<br /> *'''{{wpcl|Kaynbred}}''' - Second Wikipedia account '''{{archive|yXbKO}}'''<br /> *[https://www.dailymotion.com/GFTK - DailyMotion Account] '''{{archive|FdCXp}}'''<br /> *'''{{steam|76561197996080012|Smiggles}}''' - $team account. Private profile: '''{{archive|V9oQS}}'''<br /> *[https://www.thehighroad.org/index.php?threads/the-legality-of-the-cz-vz-61-skorpion-in-ct.480066/ Adam posting on a gun forum (Kaynbred)] '''{{archive|a1UA9}}'''<br /> *[https://www.thehighroad.org/index.php?threads/modifying-select-fire-to-fully-automatic.471428/ Another post on the forum] '''{{archive|Ydfot}}'''<br /> *'''{{archive|zCzZO|His account on Combat Arms}}'''<br /> *{{wayback|http://mg14c.net/host-a-asian-week-t119.html|20100123182556|title=Posting on a Combat Arms forum (Kaynbred), also proof he was a weaboo}} '''{{archive|VOjnn}}'''<br /> *{{wayback|http://mg14c.net/staying-alive-t121.html|20100127164308|title=A thread he created on the Combat Arms forum}} '''{{archive|LnHgr}}'''<br /> *[https://www.glocktalk.com/members/kaynbred.119522/ His account on Glock Talk (now defunct)] '''{{archive|Hc3dF}}'''<br /> *[https://www.glocktalk.com/threads/what-are-the-specs-of-your-home-desktop.1133371/ A posting on Glock Talk (Kaynbred)] '''{{archive|muiNq}}'''<br /> <br /> ===Schoolshooters.info Archives===<br /> *[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/lanza_two_personal_messages_1.0.pdf Adam Lanza: Two Personal Messages]<br /> *[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/lanza_anarchyradio_1.1.pdf Call to AnarchyRadio] - Transcript of his infamous call-in<br /> *[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/lanza_posts_2.2.pdf Adam Lanza's &quot;Shocked Beyond Belief&quot; Posts]<br /> *[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/lanza_complete_threads_2.0.pdf Adam Lanza on SBB: Complete Threads] - Over 1355 pages of evidence. Holy shit!<br /> <br /> ==External Links== <br /> Data not created by him but relating to him will be listed below. <br /> <br /> ===Informative===<br /> *'''{{wordpress|sandyhooklighthouse|Sandy Hook Lighthouse: Investigation blog, very informative}}''' '''{{archive|wGjIf}}'''<br /> *[https://www.sandyhookfacts.com/ Sandy Hook &lt;s&gt;Analysis&lt;/s&gt; (now Sandy Hook Facts) &lt;s&gt;Blog&lt;/s&gt; Website relating to anything Sandy Hook] '''{{archive|mKIF5}}'''<br /> *'''{{wordpress|adamlanzasmigglesfiles|Adam Lanza - Smiggles Files}}'''<br /> *[https://sandyhooklighthouse.wordpress.com/2013/09/07/timeline-adam-lanzas-life-and-online-activity/ Timeline of Adam Lanza's Life] '''{{archive|P7ejG}}'''<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://vimeo.com/196969556 Blowback of Misandry Victim Adam Lanza]&lt;/s&gt; (dead) - a very informative and recommended hour long video created by Russ Lindquist.<br /> *[https://murderpedia.org/male.L/l/lanza-adam.htm Murderpedia article on him] '''{{archive|dcJxH}}'''<br /> ===News / Misc===<br /> *[https://www.thedailybeast.com/adam-lanzas-terrifying-online-life-revealed-mass-shooting-spreadsheets-columbine-collages-and-murder-tumblrs 2017 Updates] [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/26/us/adam-lanza-sandy-hook.html] [https://greensboro.com/news/us_world/fbi-evidence-shows-newtown-shooter-adam-lanza-had-sex-interest/article_c784d878-e5c3-52aa-bdb9-13ce3a6d19a8.html]<br /> *[https://abcnews.go.com/US/disturbing-things-learned-today-sandy-hook-shooter-adam/story?id=27087140 More leaks] '''{{archive|94KvC}}'''<br /> *[https://abcnews.go.com/US/sandy-hook-gunmans-father-wishes-son-born/story?id=22843084 His daddy wishes he wasn't born.] '''{{archive|4g4V1}}'''<br /> *[https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/slideshow-adam-lanzas-path-to-the-sandy-hook-tragedy/ Path to insanity] '''{{archive|iws9C}}'''<br /> *[https://www.nydailynews.com/2016/02/23/officials-confirm-2012-video-is-of-newtown-shooter-adam-lanza-playing-dance-dance-revolution/ DDR chimpout is confirmed by the pigs] '''{{archive|rcx55}}'''<br /> *[https://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/adam-lanza-sandy-hook-massacre-diaries-photos-secrets-files/ Sickness Slideshow] '''{{archive|6WLtx}}'''<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://real-life-villains.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_Lanza Real Life Villain wiki page. LOL.]&lt;/s&gt; (wiki dead) '''{{archive|UFwYc}}'''<br /> *[https://www.newstimes.com/policereports/article/Former-Newtown-shooter-s-doctor-charged-with-7295601.php Newtown shooter’s former doctor faces sex charges]<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{anheroes}}<br /> {{Valve}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> {{Pedoseries}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{timeline|Featured article December 14 &amp; 15, [[2015]]|[[Hanukkah]]|{{PAGENAME}}|Egyptsearch}}<br /> [[Category:Sandy Hook]]<br /> [[Category:Crime]]<br /> [[Category:2012]]</div>

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<p>LesbianFetishizer: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:pikminpikture.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Niggers|Pikmin]], [[steal]]ing your [[shit]].]]<br /> '''''Pikmin''''' is a video game series about a [[Midget|2 inch tall]] [[Wario|Mario clone]] who collects shit with the assistance of a variety of colorful [[whores|flower hoes]]. These hoes are, incidentally, called [[Pokemon|Pikmin]].<br /> <br /> Series main character Olimar only appeared in two Nintendo games before somehow making it into ''[[Super Smash Bros.|Brawl]]'', becoming a Super Smash Bros. mainstay. This is a source of much [[butthurt|chagrin]] amongst the Nintendo [[fanboys]] who would have much rather seen [[Waluigi]] or some other character who doesn't feature in even one game.<br /> <br /> == The Games ==<br /> === Pikmin ===<br /> [[File:Nigpikmin.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nigmin]]<br /> ''Pikmin 1'' is basically this: Captain Olimar flies around in this dinky little plastic spaceship, until a meteor [[pwns]] him. He goes flying down onto a planet and catches on [[fire]], where his ship bursts into pieces. So, a few hours later, Olimar wakes up, dazed and confused on the ground. He looks around, and sees that his plastic toy ship has been [[pwnt]]. So he [[Self injury|cuts himself over it]] then looks around. He eventually finds a big round thing. It pops up out of the ground and shits out a [[sperm|seed]], which then goes into the ground. Olimar dubs this round thing as the &quot;Onion&quot;. [[Aspie|What a creative mind!]] <br /> <br /> [[Pregnancy|After a few months of careful gardening skills]], it finally grows enough so that Olimar can viciously [[Babyfuck|rip it out]] of the ground like a newborn infant out of its mother's [[vagina|womb]]. He finds out that the little tardling can carry stuff. The little shit runs over, rapes a flower to death and steals a pellet from it, which it subsequently shoves up the Onion's ass. A few seconds later, the Onion shits out some more seeds to make more of a black person. Aha! [[LOLWUT|The Onion is basically a huge vagina! Awesome!]]<br /> <br /> Olimar now has to collect all the pieces of his ship (which are completely intact despite having FUCKING exploded) in 30 days, using his little Pikmin as slaves. HARDCORE. If you leave them alone during the night, Bulborbs come and [[vore|eat them]], so [[Jam It In|JAM them all in the fucking onion.]] If you let one of your Pikmin grow in the ground long enough, [[Science|they grow flowers on their heads.]]<br /> <br /> * '''Red Pikmin''': The [[steroid]]-users. They [[pwn]] the hardest, apparently, because they're just that fucking good. They can also avoid being burned for no apparent reason.<br /> <br /> * '''Blue Pikmin''': The weak little [[bitches]] of the Pikmin family. They [[whine]] the most, which is why they suck physically. Unfortunately they don't drown when thrown into the water.<br /> <br /> * '''Yellow Pikmin''': The [[Ugly|ugliest]] ones with dumbo ears that nobody likes. [[What|Apparently, they have the ability to fly.]] They can also pick up bombs and throw them, or be used as [[sand niggers|suicide bombers,]] the latter being more useful.<br /> <br /> <br /> === Pikmin 2 ===<br /> ''Pikmin 2''. Olimar gets his ship together and goes flying back to his planet. He gets there and finds out that his fatass, [[douchebag]] boss has gone into bankruptcy, basically thoroughly [[Sodomizing|screwing over]] Olimar. Out of shock, he drops a bottle cap he had taken home as a souvenir for his son. The nearby ship [[Blowjob|sucks it up with its mouth nozzle]] and values the thing to be worth [[at least 100]] [[Jew gold|Pokos]] (Hocotation [[currency]]).<br /> <br /> That dick of a boss orders Olimar and Louie (Olimar's' fuckbuddy) to go back to the planet and collect more [[shit]] to get lots of [[Jew Gold|Pokos]] to pay off the debt. And 2 more kinds of Pikmin.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Jews|White Pikmin]]''': The [[skinny]], [[crackhead]] [[basement dwellers]] of the Pikmin family. Specializes in [[drugs|poison]] and coincidentally has red eyes. It is roughly 100% probable that [[you]] ''are'' a white Pikmin.<br /> <br /> * '''[[fat|Purple Pikmin]]''': The lardasses of the Pikmin family. They are the most rotund and thus the [[Retard|slowest]] of all types of Pikmin. However, it's important to note that they can [[Nigger|steal far more stuff]] than all other Pikmin on account of being so fucking fat.<br /> [[File:Purplepikmin.jpg|thumb|right|200px|One of the new breeds of Pikmin.]]<br /> Many people believe that the original plan was to have white and black Pikmin, but Nintendo feared [[butthurt|bitchy]] niggers and whites and shit complaining that making the fat ones black and making the white ones defenseless would be racist. So like [[Pokemon|Pokemon's]] Jinx, the Pikmin were made purple, the next closest thing to black and white was still made white.<br /> <br /> <br /> === [[Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] ===<br /> Olimar is [[Truth|universally regarded]] as the worst character in ''Brawl''. Olimar uses his Pikmin to attack, [[white people|because he's a poofter who isn't willing to dirty his own hands.]] [[TF|Tourneyfags]] and people who are [[serious]] about this game all [[Whine|hate Olimar]] because his Pikmanz are 2 strong. Olimar throws his Pikmin at other characters, which then attach to them and viciously [[rape]] them to death. [[shit nobody cares about|Everyone uses Olimar because of his speed and power, and his long grab that has no lag to it. The only downside is his tether recovery, which can be easily edgehogged.]] And each Pikmin has a special power! Red has fire, Yellow has electricity, Blue has nothing because blue Pikmin suck, Purple has power because it's a fatass, and White can rape other players the hardest. You can either [[suck]] or [[blow]] (if you are gay then take that literally) with Pikmin. Chances are that if you're a guy who rules with Olimar, as soon as you kick one of your Wi-fi buddies shitless they will either [[delete|unfriend]] you or tell you to stop using Olimar.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Pikmin 3===<br /> Same shit, but now you get to control ''''THREE'''' players instead of two. Also new kinds of Pikmin, but no moar purple or white Pikmin [[EA|(unless you spend money for extra challenge levels)]]. And a girl player so moar Rule 34!<br /> <br /> * '''[[fat|Rock Pikmin]]''' Rock Pikmin are actually made out of crystal meth, not rock. They are strong and can break stuff. They replace the purple Pikmin.<br /> * '''[[Your mom|Winged Pikmin]]''' Winged pikmin have... wings! Original.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Pikmin bukkake 7.jpg|[[Rule 34]]<br /> File:Olimar date.png<br /> Image:pikminbulborb.jpg|Pikmin, seen here viciously [[raping]] their prey to death.<br /> Image:Pikminrebellion.jpg|Olimar getting owned by his own [[slaves]].<br /> Image:Pikminemperor.jpg|The [[retarded]] enemy that takes 5 fucking days to kill. Takes about 1 day to kill in ''Pikmin 2'', thank [[God]].<br /> Image:Pikminempress.jpg|Said enemy's fat bitch.<br /> Image:Olimarbrawl.PNG|Olimar sending his Pikmin to [[rape]] some innocent bystander in ''[[Brawl]]''.<br /> Image:Meanwhile, real soldiers are being blown to bits in Kabul.png|If you are a [[faggot]], you should probably not play Pikmin as you'll inevitably end up embarrassing yourself by writing gay [[poetry|poems]] like this one.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;Kfq2wTa5Dl0&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Pikmin before meeting Olimar. '''WARNING:''' This video contains [[AIDS]] due to faggotry.'''<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> * ''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''<br /> * [[Nintendo]]<br /> * [[Theft]]<br /> * [[Pikaman]]<br /> <br /> {{Nintendo}}<br /> {{Gaming}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Gaming]]</div>

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