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OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-10T10:24:42Z

Leonidlednev: note to self to contact imdb,death date incorrect https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179074/plotsummary/?ref_=tt_ov_pl

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their 2011 album to ODB!!}}<ref>discogs.com/release/2855949-Beastie-Boys-Hot-Sauce-Committee-Part-Two</ref>
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they are the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), '''The American Pimp''' also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>Pw9chjrLqnQ</youtube>
|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
|<youtube>tOjET8pd2yo</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-10T10:23:16Z

Leonidlednev: i dont have time to watch over my edits from insane cat socks who just adjust codes, copy hate pages and know shit on lulz!

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their 2011 album to ODB!!}}<ref>discogs.com/release/2855949-Beastie-Boys-Hot-Sauce-Committee-Part-Two</ref>
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they're the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), '''The American Pimp''' also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>-NUjUnz6XEE</youtube>
|<youtube>Pw9chjrLqnQ</youtube>
|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
|<youtube>tOjET8pd2yo</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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User:EPIC

2024-07-10T10:14:03Z

Leonidlednev: Undo revision 1875794 by Cat (talk)[no doubt this cat faggot maggot is real antandrus]]

'''''<H1> HI,IM WIKIPEDIA'S UTMOST STEWARD EPIC LOSER NAZI!!!

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User:WritingSnowman

2024-07-10T10:11:30Z

Leonidlednev: Undo revision 1875796 by Cat (talk) @SOX et al this utmost satanic wikitrash willshot your sitedown like it did for geo Swan who was steward on wikialpha.org[!

User:Geo Swan

2024-07-10T10:11:06Z

Leonidlednev: Undo revision 1875793 by Cat (talk) @SOX et al this utmost satanic wikitrash willshot your sitedown like it did for geo Swan who was steward on wikialpha.org[!

OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-10T08:13:11Z

Leonidlednev:

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their 2011 album to ODB!!}}<ref>discogs.com/release/2855949-Beastie-Boys-Hot-Sauce-Committee-Part-Two</ref>
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they're the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>Pw9chjrLqnQ</youtube>
|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
|<youtube>tOjET8pd2yo</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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Leonidlednev: {{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their new album to ODB!!}}<ref>discogs.com/release/2855949-Beastie-Boys-Hot-Sauce-Committee-Part-Two</ref> {{an hero}} {{nevar}}

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their new album to ODB!!}}<ref>discogs.com/release/2855949-Beastie-Boys-Hot-Sauce-Committee-Part-Two</ref>
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they're the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>-NUjUnz6XEE</youtube>
|<youtube>Pw9chjrLqnQ</youtube>
|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
|<youtube>tOjET8pd2yo</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
<!-- File:Ædicated.jpeg>
File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
Image:ODBisasexybitch.jpg|Straight up [[chav]]!
Image:Queen Bicycle Race1.png|Sorry dude, this isn't ODB's sister. You gotta check the inside of the album for that.
File:ODB what the fuck captain.png|Beastie Boys tribute [https://web.archive.org/web/20101104001109/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss]
File:Anonodb.jpg
File:Odb1012.jpg
File:OldDirtyBtard ASCII.png|Tribute ASCII
File:ODB Yankees.jpg
File:Happybirthdayodb.jpg|Fuck [[Armenia]] lol.
File:ODB fistbump.jpg|"That's my fist. It says [[Jihad]]. lol"
File:ODB neverforget.jpg|Never forget
File:ODB LOLWUT.jpg
File:OlDirrrtyB.png
File:ODB.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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Sanjay Govil is an Indian-American businessman, con artist and criminal. He is the owner of the Washington Freedom cricket team[1] and the founder and chairman of criminal Infinite Computer Solutions.[2]After Infinite Computers bought out Yahoo Small Business[3], Sanjay Govil also became the chairman of very controversial (all of their activities are criminal in nature like closing innocent websites of 1999-present Yahoo customers) Aabaco Small Busieness LLC aka Turbify website services[4], [5][6] [7] which provides online services including webhosting. Turbify's IPs registrar provider is Tucows from Toronto, Canada. Jason Miner is Turbify.com's quasi CEO. The Aabaco Small Business LLC legal team is represented by also very controviersial criminal group of attorneys: Leslie Paul Machado from O'Hagan and Meyer law group.

↑ Kumar, Arun (21 March 2023). "Sanjay Govil brings professional cricket to Washington". The American Bazaar.
↑ Cordell, Carten (26 April 2021). "An explosive wave of hiring is expected. A Rockville, MD company made a big purchase with that in mind". Washington Business Journal.
↑ infinite.com/infinite-acquires-former-yahoo-small-business-portfolio/
↑ whtop.com/review/turbify.com
↑ bbb.org/us/md/rockville/profile/customer-service/infinite-computer-solutions-inc-0241-236061448/customer-reviews
↑ trustedrevie.ws/reviews/turbify.com
↑ channele2e.com/news/infinite-acquires-yahoo-small-business-verizon

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Sanjay Govil is an Indian-American businessman, con artist and criminal. He is the owner of the Washington Freedom cricket team[1] and the founder and chairman of criminal Infinite Computer Solutions.[2]After Infinite Computers bought out Yahoo Small Business[3], Sanjay Govil also became the chairman of very controversial (all of their activities are criminal in nature like closing innocent websites of 1999-present Yahoo customers) Aabaco Small Busieness LLC aka Turbify website services[4], [5][6] [7] which provides online services including webhosting. Turbify's IPs registrar provider is Tucows from Toronto, Canada. Jason Miner is Turbify.com's quasi CEO. The Aabaco Small Business LLC legal team is represented by also very controviersial criminal group of attorneys: Leslie Paul Machado from O'Hagan and Meyer law group.

↑ Kumar, Arun (21 March 2023). "Sanjay Govil brings professional cricket to Washington". The American Bazaar.
↑ Cordell, Carten (26 April 2021). "An explosive wave of hiring is expected. A Rockville, MD company made a big purchase with that in mind". Washington Business Journal.
↑ infinite.com/infinite-acquires-former-yahoo-small-business-portfolio/
↑ whtop.com/review/turbify.com
↑ bbb.org/us/md/rockville/profile/customer-service/infinite-computer-solutions-inc-0241-236061448/customer-reviews
↑ trustedrevie.ws/reviews/turbify.com
↑ channele2e.com/news/infinite-acquires-yahoo-small-business-verizon

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{{achtung|Google bought USELESS [https://www.businessinsider.com/google-just-bought-boston-dynamics-2013-12 Boston Dynamics] Enjoy your last days of sanity, free nasty illegal child porn, closure of your ENTIRE GOOGLE 2005-present accounts & freedom that seldom was - JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!!!}}
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[[File:Google Skynet Invasion.png|thumb|250px|Google skynet. No one is safe.]]
[[File:502 Server Error.png|thumb|Google is prone to internal server errors on a regular basis.]]
[[File:Googleknowswhotheyreallyare.png|thumb|Google tells the truth as it is.]]

[[File:Skynet-google2.jpg|thumb]]

'''[https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-1313 The Google]''' is an extremely popular marketing agency. If you've ever wanted a search engine where you can search for misinformation disinformation, then Google is it. One uses google to find most nasty porn there is, illegal too. Google also hosts youtube where they display 16 year old wikiwhores {[[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]]) getting it on with Google's CEO nasty freaks Sundar Pichai and wikipedia's flounder king nothing, Bomis child porn king [[jimbo Wales]]... India is pissed off about not getting any and fines google tons of money.<ref>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63333628</ref>. Remember: if it isn't on Google IT DOES<del>N'T</del> EXIST. Though expansive in nature, The Google is also run by a bunch of pussies who will submit to any country's request for censorship. [https://www.wired.com/2010/04/google-china-and-censorship-a-wiredcom-faq/ Excluding China]. They once censored [[Aboriginal|this totally awesome ED page]] in the [[Australian]] version of Google. For this, Google is a possible candidate for [[Anonymous]]'s shitlist. Turbify.com website services (its quasi ceo is Jason Minder, real CEO is American-Indian pervert Sanjay Govil. He founded Infinite Compiter Solutions LLC part of Aabaco Small Business LLCm full of illiterate Hindus) provides backup storage to google, just in case if feds delete nice illegal material. Tucows aka cow rapists from Ontario, Canada. They provide IPs to Turbify.com from Rockville, MD and India...<ref>web.archive.org/web/20240330114321/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Inc._%281995%E2%80%932017%29#Aabaco_Small_Business_aka_Turbify_aka_Infinite_Computer_Solutions/Tucows_IPs_Registrar
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Jewgle is known for its constant gathering of personal information, which is to help its only income source, AdSense/AdWords. However this is [[moot]] because most of its adsense revenue is from [[cloaking]], scraper site adsense farms that click on their own ads. For instance, [[WikiFur]]'s '''{{wf|WikiFur:Ledger|ledger}}''' says it has spent thousands on Google ads, but the only people who clicked on those ads were clickbots. All of WikiFur's new visitors came from ED and some even donated.

Google is now working with [[Verizon]] to become the final boss of the internet by [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/net-neutrality-lost-in-google-verizon-deal-3256429.php buying special pipes which allow them to keep people from using any part of the internet that isn't theirs.] It is only a matter of time before they own [[everything]].

==Google 411==
[[Image:blindwipe.jpg|thumb|right|Google knows how [[Stupid|blind]] people wipe.]]
Phone service that Google uses to gather information about speech, phonology, phonetics. This way they can data-mine you more with quantitative linguistics, computational linguistics, speech recognition and phonematic and phonetic transcriptions (speech to text).

==Google Images==
[[image:Weirdass_google_search.jpg|thumb|left|Google image search results [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|make sense.]] Sometimes.]]

'''Google Images''' allows a user to search for pr0n images related to a particular search term. Perfect for finding illustrations for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], pictures of [[cock]] [https://www.google.com/search?q=uncut+cock&tbm=isch], [[Gif war|GIF wars]], and [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s. And pr0n. And people. And [https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&q=hamster+porn&tbm=isch hamster porn]. And '''{{archive|ZHbRv|Lego porn}}'''. To sum it up, google images is a shit stain on human history.

Google Images is also a key component in the game ''[[Google Seppuku]]'', but since that's now an [[old meme]], [[nobody gives a shit]] about that anymore. Google Images is famous for giving pr0n for non-related searches, and will even give pr0n when looking up about cats.

[[Image:Whatcha-drinking.jpg|thumb|right|[[X in my Y|Furries?? In my Google??]]]]

==My Pr0n! My Pr0n! My Kingdom for some Pr0n!==
In late 2012, Google renewed their ongoing contact with [[Satan]], and part of the new deal was that they had to place mysterious bowls of chocolate pudding in the form of a pentagram down in the '''secret room''' deep beneath Google HQ where the souls of the search engines they have killed in the past are kept in clear glass jars. Once this was done, mysterious and wonderful code filled the minds of Google engineers as they waddled and Segwayed back and forth between the buffet and their desks. They immediately began writing a new search algorithm which would not only make search results more relevant to the user's query, but also help indoctrinate users so that every other search engine would seem like a cluttered mess in comparison.

{{quote|''I searched for pussy, and didn't see any sweet poontang.''|Someone too stupid to add a porn keyword like Google told them to.}}

{{quote|''Wow! Google is actually showing me what I searched for instead of semi-naked women!''|Totally not an Astroturf PR agent.}}

{{quote|''This is like when Hitler killed six million Jews.''|Typical [[Reddit]] post.}}

''Google showed they didn't care about free speech by refusing to address the completely valid accusations that they were worse than [[Hitler]], oppressing furries, and frequently drowning puppies in a hot tub of champagne.''

=== images.google.com and ED ===
Most articles on [[ED]] are accompanied by images culled from images.google.com, without much forethought. Authors simply look up their search term (or pr0n) and add the first image that comes up. Those with extra time actually search through the results to find the most fitting image, but that usually isn't as funny. It does give them an excuse to look through more pr0n though.

For a more detailed analysis of the fine pr0n art of selecting an image for an ED article, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] (See Also: [[Porn]])

=== ED and images.google.com ===
The reciprocal relationship between Google images and [[ED]] is an interesting one. [https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.online&tbm=isch&hl=en Searching for all images on Encyclopedia Dramatica] results in 0 matches with Safe Search on, but about 3,400 matches with this inappropriate image blocker disabled. This proves once and for all that ED is 100% <strike>pr0n</strike> [[awesome]].

However, this is not the case for Safe Search and text results. Regardless of being totally aware of the nature of ED's images, somehow, Safe Search considers some of the most disturbing subjects on encyclopediadramatica to be fair game for young, innocent eyes. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that [[the man]] understands the true nature of ED being the satirical festering epitome of teh internets, meaning it should in fact be the first thing a child [[evar]] sees on the [[series of tubes]] as it will set a decent precedent for all the bullshit information presented as truth throughout the interwebs, making them appropriately cautionary when researching for a paragraph they have to write about geography or bats or some shit. 

=== Typical Google Images Search ===

Let's say you search for images of "X". Here's how the search results will go.

*Page 1: You're doing okay, results are 100% X
*Page 2: Pretty good, results are 80% X, plus a couple of shitty [[lolcats]] pictures.
*Page 3: Getting colder, results are 65% X, the other 35% is pictures of shitbox cars for sale and cartoons.
*Page 4: Hiiii-way to- the- Danjuh Zone! (Da-nuh-na-na-nuh-nuh!). Results are 50% X, the other half is a mix of pictures of homicide victims and "art" from some uppity-ass hipster's blog.
*Page 5: Uh-oh. Results are 20% X, 80% is pictures of shitty civilian M16 knock-offs andthe winners of last year's Budd Dwyer look-a-like contest, plus a bit of porn.
*Page 6: Good or bad, depending on what you're looking for. Results are 5% X, the rest is porn.
*Page 7: Porn
*Page 8: Porn
*Page 9: Porn
*Page 10: Porn (Get the general idea?)

==I Feels Lucky==
[[File:GoogleMalware.png|thumb|[[Google|Google Chrome]] knows that Google.co.uk is a cover for attackers to install [[malware]] on your computer]]
Probably the most useful feature [[Google]] has, besides porn. Also an important step in the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] and [[Google bomb]]ing.

==Google Adsense==
[[Image:Google_targeted_adds.png|thumb|right|Google knows how to specifically tailor their ads based on user preferences.]]
The second most useful feature besides [[porn]]. Excellent way to make quick money for [[poor]] people.

==Other Google Features==
===Google Maps===

The [[Internet stalking|Internet stalkers]]'s new best friend, Google Maps [https://www.google.com/maps] allows you to tell Google exactly where you live by typing in your address and zooming all the way in on your own house. This information is combined with all search terms associated with your IP address, and then sold to the [[CIA]]. If you have a really big TV, you could maybe see your porn on the satellite, or if your neighbors are making porn. You can also use [[Wikimapia]]'s version of Google Maps to provide accurate details of every place in [[United States|America]].
<center><gallery>
Image:Lulzgooglemap.JPG|A typical Google Map result.
Image:Googlemapsdomination.jpg|Google Maps gives helpful directions!
Image:Hookerpickup.jpg|Google Maps captures some hookers... Click to enlarge photo...
Image:Kayakacross.PNG|thumb|left|Not included: Car that transforms into a kayak.
Image:Argleton.png|thumb|left|The town that doesn't exist...
</gallery></center>
{{clear}}

===Google Street===
When the Google Van comes to your town, try not to be doing anything illegal or embarrassing. Google now aids criminals, thanks Google.
:'''Notice:''' ED offers a [[barnstar]] to the first troll to spot a kid from the back of a milk carton being waved at to jump in the Google Van.
 

===GooglePlus (Google+)===
{{spoiler|Google+ was finally shut down on April 2, 2019}}
Next Facebook-[[killer]], [[no|supposedly]]. '''{{ytlink|dYdbof039QQ|Click here to learn how to use it.}}''' Nobody liked it so [[YouTube]] forced its userbase to create a Google+ profile. Google+ ended up as a complete and total failure, and became a internet wasteland, but near the end of its lifespan, [[edgy]] [[Autism|Turbo-Autistic Parasites]] decided to take over the abandoned social media platform and communicate in strange [[gay|gay horniness]] and hand flapping. Perhaps they'll move to MySpace now that Google+ is permanently gone.
<center><gallery>
Image:GoogleWantsNewEmail.jpg|[[You]] want to delete your GMail account? Well fuck you! First you must give us your new e-mail address to spam!!
Image:G+ Resistance.jpg|Resistance is futile</gallery></center>
 
===Gmail===
Gmail, short for "Gay Mail" is loved because it doesn't reveal your IP when you send an email, saving you time from having to put on a proxy whenever you email someone you don't trust. But signing up with Gmail is like this:

[[Image:Typical gmail bullshit3.png|center]]

Then after that, 50% of the time you log in to your Gmail account, you have to enter one of Google's [[CAPTCHA]]s for no apparent reason. The above image is one of their more readable ones. Good luck.

And then each week, Gmail will randomly reset your password without informing you or explaining it, forcing you to go to password recovery to enter your account, which again requires one of Gmail's CAPTCHAs. Then once getting into your account, you can clearly see no one else has accessed it but you.

Originally signing up with Gmail only required the software ''Jiffy Gmail Creator'' to read their CAPTCHA because of course no human can. However, as of June 2009: Gmail is only free because they require you verify your cell phone number with them so they can sell it to telemarketers.

[[Image:Wow gmail sucks worse now.jpg|center]]

Here are the answers to from FAQ above:
{{quote3|
Q: I don't have a mobile phone, can I sign up? 
A: No, you're fucked. Sorry Wait, NOT! 

Q: How do I know my phone can receive messages? 
A: If you don't get a text message from us, then no it can't. 

Q: Will it cost me money to receive the message? 
A: Probably or else it'll use up one of your allowed free text messages. 

Q: Why is my country not available? 
A: Because we are only set up to do this for the USA not motherfucking China. 

Q: Will Google keep or use my mobile phone number? 
A: We're Google. We keep your information forever. Seriously, you're signing up for an email service that secretly saves all your emails you delete and keeps it forever, what did you expect? We then use your information for marketing purpose and sell it to advertisers. Expect lots of telemarketing calls on your cell phone while you're driving.
}}

Until 2009, logging into Gmail was like the image below and there was no way to set it for basic HTML default so each time logging in you have to wait 2 minutes, get this screen and then click the link:

[[Image:Loading gmail.png|800px|center]]

If you made an account before Gmail began extorting everyone's phone numbers at signup and hence have no phone number in Gmail, eventually at login, Google will say... "Your account doesn't have a phone number and despite you knowing the password, secret question and answer, and more we're not sure it's you. But if any random person gives us their phone number, we'll give them access to your account."

[[File:Gmail lets anyone hack anyones account by giving out a phone.png|center]]

Clicking the "Ask Google for help" button goes through a series of screens where they demand the exact day of account creation, exact last day you signed in, and exactly correct spelled email addresses of five people on your contacts--ensuring no one will be able to get it all correct and in the end Gmail says, "Information does not match". And with Gmail, it's impossible to reach an actual human there for help. If you have a dynamic IP address, you're fucked as google will rape you with this message every time your IP changes.

[[File:Google is shit.JPG|center]]
Forgot your Jewgle password? Tell us what services you use and when you signed up. Oh wait - you can't remember? - well, fuck you then...
<center>[[Image:Gmail sucks shit.png|thumb|center|Oh, the irony.]]</center>
 
===Google Phone===
Sometime in the fall of [[2010]], Google added a webphone feature to gmail. Fortunately for the population of Nigeria, [[hacker]]s and the [[lulz]], this phone always displays the number 760-705-8888 on caller ID.

Among other nefarious purposes, it was immediately employed by '''{{wikilink|Advance-fee_scam|fraudsters}}''' to call victims anonymously, claiming they had "won prizes from Victoria's Secret" if only they could pay a processing fee. An amusing page of [[NORP]]s complaining about calls received from the number can be found '''{{archive|rRjyp|here}}'''.

Naturally, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would be [[shocked and appalled]] if you used this knowledge for evil.
 
===Google Buzz===
{{archive|ndobm|Google Buzz}} was the [[almost raped|supposed]] [[Twitter]]-[[killer]], [https://searchengineland.com/google-with-buzz-we-failed-to-appreciate-that-users-have-different-privacy-expectations-36522 and we all know how well that turned out].

===Google Earth===

Just like the real Earth, only inhabited by Lilliputians. And pornians. It was created JUST for [[Osama bin Laden]]. [[Srsly]], it has a realistic flight simulator for flying planes into buildings. An excellent tool for picking out your next rape/stalk/murder victim. Currently Google Earth also has Mars and Moon models. That means that, some day in the future, the Mooninites and Martians can do the same shit us Humans can do. Google Earth also has horrible graphics, which makes anything that you want to find, look for, or even fap to nearly impossible to make out. You could search "The United States of Americunts" and find a picture of what looks to be a land mass of two donkey's fucking.
[[Image:TerroristIgnignokt .jpg|thumb|center|That's right - he can see you!! Thanks, Google...]]
 
===Google Chrome===
[[Chrome]] is a Web 2.0 compatible web browser. It's similar to a shiny metal dildo, but not quite as useful. However, it's an excellent reference for [[troll|trolling]] the hell out of [[internet tough guys]] who still use [[Firefox]].

===Google Ultron===
[[Google Ultron]] is the web browser softwarez that [[NASA]] uses, and is also powered by [[Adobe]] Reader.

===Google PhoneBook===

'''<strike>Google PhoneBook''' is the best tool to [[Internet stalking|Internet-stalk]] the [[pr0n]] models you dream of inseminating in order to keep your genes in the gene pool.

It's simply the best [[Internet|e]]-gift [[Google]] has given to the e-public.</strike> '''{{archive|WHW1e|It's gone.}}'''
[[Image:Googlephonebook.png|thumb|center]]
 
===Google Fight===
If you have no social life, then Google Fight is just what you need. You type in two searches, and Google will see which one has the most results. Only used by [[retard]]s and the lowest of the low. It is reported to be highly unfunny and produce zero lulz. Should one use Google Fight for more than an hour, they might not make a funny joke for weeks to come.
[[Image:googlefight.jpg|thumb||center|BUT I CREATED YOU!1!!![[oneoneone|oneone]]]]
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===Google Sketchup===
Lets you to draw a pretty [[picture]] of your house, and [[upload]] it to [[The_Google#Google_Earth|Google Earth]], in order to make your [[Internet stalking|Internet stalker]]'s job easier. You can [[troll]] by making a model that looks like [[goatse]], such as <s>[http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=716471aadb2bfbea42a05c802e8cf0bc this]</s>. (dead)

Makes shitty polygons with way too many divisions.

[[Shit]] games like [[Facade]] were made in Google SketchUp

Sometimes confused with Google [[blood]], though it is not the same thing.

===Google Groups===
Through various boring developments, Google Groups lets you search [[Usenet]] posts dating back to 1981, and yes there actually was an [[internet]] then. There was drama then too, although reading [[flame war]]s about cold fusion or the projected release date for ''[[Star Wars]]'' movie is only so interesting.

===Google Video===
[[Google Video]] was once your one stop shop for [[Mentos in diet soda]] and softcore webcam porn videos. Designed to give people the opportunity to become [[Internet celebrities]] by sharing dispensable videos of themselves, be it "jackass" stunts or your own unfunny music video parodies in spectacular 8 bit clarity, it has devolved into something so much less. [[Old memes]] that were never funny to begin with inevitably make it onto the fabulous {{wayback|http://video.google.com/videoranking|20060415184114|title=Top 100}}. Composed of conspiracy theories, 15 minute long ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' pvp videos and 37 variations of [[Mentos in diet soda]], this list shows just how trashy people really are. Sadly, after Google's takeover of [[YouTube]], Google Videos is rumored to have [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in favor of YouTube, and Google tried to keep people away by no longer [[buffering]] the entire video and only buffering 5 seconds of video whereafter Google Video then gives up and dies. In 2009, Google Video shut down the ability to post/upload new vids to the service '''{{archive|xVl7|See Google Video developer blog}}'''. Eventually, the entirety of the content on Google Video got the perma-shoah from Google, and Google Video hasn't existed as a video-hosting-service in any way, since it was officially closed on August 20, [[2012]] - '''{{archive|bHG0u|Citation here}}'''.
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===Google [[Promised Land]]===
[[Image:Free Hat Google.PNG|thumb|The Google equivilent of [[wikigroaning]] - plenty of sites about [[South Park]] and very few about the serial killer himself.]]

Google video hosting website which evolved a feature set extremely similar to [[JewTube]]. It remains less established than its competitors. It features social networking and a "[[ED]] [[Argent]] filter" which works by lying to the person uploading the video if the content is for mature audiences only. It also features the ability to select a video's thumbnail icon, select from a variety of custom channel templates, add an in-line video player to a channel, block critical users from participating in a channel, restrict video comments to "friends" of the channel, refer a video to popular social bookmarking sites like del.icio.us and [[digg]], and attach videos-replies to video comments. Unlike competitors Revver and [[YouTube]], its for white trash only. The Promised Land does not display advertisements, because it will eventually be bought out by [[Google]].

===[[Knol]]===
This new service is totalllyy gonna kill [[Wikipedia]]. See the [[knol]] [[article]] for more details.

===Google Checkout===
Is a payment system that eBay banned because it's a competitor with PayPal. If you take Google Checkout payments for eBay auctions and then get suspended on eBay, Google Checkout automatically refunds every single buyer who has ever paid forever, making you lose all your income for the last several years. If you have negative balance, Google drains your bank account. Google Checkout also requires your social security number so they will come after you for what your bank didn't have.

===Google Quick Draw===
An experiment in AI was revealed and released to the public by Jewgle some time in late 2016. Basically, you get 20 seconds to draw an image based off a word the experiment provides you. Trolls found out about GQD. This is the result:

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===Google Web Accelerator===
Google Web Accelerator is a denial of service attack tool that allows you to visit a website even on a slow connections and then in seconds Google will pre-catch the entire site, even if you no longer read it. Google Web Accelerator also will not pass on the prefetch header for webmasters to block it. If you see ED saying how they're running out of money due to heavy traffic, now you know why.

===Google Wave===
[[Image:GoogleWaveV.png|thumb|Google Wave being announced at the Google I/O conference.]]

{{Quote|"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." Unfortunately, you need to ''refresh''. Wanna tell Dr. Wave have happened?|Google Wave telling you that you're [[doing it wrong]].}}

After the launch of [[Google Chrome]], the Google world executives needed a way to promote their new problem and tear [[Internet Explorer]] to shreds. One executive suggested created a new web standard that IE could not handle, but another executive reminds the [[OP|original proposer]] that W3C already attempted this by creating [[HTML|HTML]] 5 and [[CSS]] 3. The OP then suggested reinventing something everyone knows and loves and making it incompatible with IE, and thus '''Google Wave''' was born.

[[Image:GoogleWaveMaxthon.png|thumb|left|Google dislikes your preferred choice of browser.]]

Google took a few of the already popular communications tools out there ([[Email]], instant messaging, [[chat]], collaborative software, etc.) and merged them together with the power of real-time in order to create what they hoped will be the next killer app. Unbeknownst to most readers, [[you|you're]] using 60-year-old technology. Email is something [[grandma]] makes in her kitchen in remembrance of [[Holocaust]]. What would happen if Email was invented today? Google Wave, of course.

[[Image:GoogleWaveUsability.png|thumb|Google Wave and usability.]]

Google Wave is the big word amongst techfags. Everyone wants their hands on this. Unfortunately, Google is only giving previews to a limited audience. As a result, techfags will do anything for them. Millions of people have filed requests, but it takes months for them to be accepted. Three people have been reported to have died from the anticipation. Fortunately, those lucky few who were invited have at least 8 invitations to hand out. High demand, low supply, and zero taxes meant profit, so people with invites to sell turned to [[Ebay]]. Five people were believed made [[rich and beautiful]] through Ebay sells alone.

{{Quote|Surf's out, dude. Google Wave is down for maintenance. Time to chillax.|Google reminding you that this is only a preview.}}

Google Wave has received a low score on usability. Users find it hard to use or difficult to learn how to use. Fortunately, this problem can easily be remedied:

<blockquote>
HI. [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]] HERE. AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEAT PRODUCT FOR YOU. MANY OF YOU HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH DIFFICULTIES OF LEARNING TO WAVE. BUT NOW YOU CAN PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES TO REST.
WE ARE NOW OFFERING A '''{{archive|BRYv0|GOOGLE WAVE MANUAL}}'''. COMPLETE WITH MAPS, CHARTS, AND IMAGES. THAT'S RIGHT, BY READING [[OVER 9000]] PAGES, YOU CAN BECOME A WAVE EXPERT. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
NORMALLY $29.99, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET IT FOR $19.99. THAT'S A $10 SAVINGS!!!!
REMEMBER: WHEN IN DOUBT, [[RTFM]].
</blockquote>

Unfortunately, Mays died soon after creating this commercial and the confusion continued.

[[Image:GoogleWaveOut.png|thumb|This is what I've been waiting for?]]

;Steps
#Create an application that is incompatible with IE.
#Use a name ''[[Firefly]]'' [[fanbois]] would recognize.
#Create 80-minute video.
#Release previews to a limited number of people and create hype.
#[[????]]
#[[PROFIT]]!!!

==Google Plus==
[[File:mwgp2.jpg|600px|center]]

Google Plus launched in June 2011 and was nuked in April 2019 because nobody was using it. It was a social networking website which was a clone of [[Facebook]]. That is, a nave for various web activities such as [[blog]] following, instant messaging and link sharing. All which is interconnected with your friends, relatives and some guy you met once and never is going to meet again. Google Plus was foremost made in mind of that one colleague and relative who keeps spamming your inbox with links consisting of [[shit no one cares about]]. It is for this reason Google Plus had a [[Circlejerk|''Circles'']] function. It made it possible for you to divide all the people that share you boring links into different tabbed categories of your choosing. You yourself could name them. You [[win]] by creating the category [[Crap]], and put everything shared to you under that tab.

Google's plan with Google Plus was to create an universal web account. And it would not be surprising if they succeeded considering the undeserving masses can't keep track of their web accounts. However, this [[Circle jerk]] software had not become a [[killer|killer app]] as of December 2013. Therefore Google has taken action. When you send emails, there was a "Add to Google plus button" for whom you are corresponding with. This gave the false impression that they had a Google Plus account, but in reality you inadvertently sent them an invite to Google Plus. People in your Google Contacts (An Internet synchronized phonebook used in browsers and smartphones) appeared in Google Plus as Google Plus users. Here they tried the same tactics of giving the false impression that people had a Google Plus account when they don't. Google also made it obligatory to have a Google plus account to upload and comment [[Youtube]] videos in November 2013.

[[File:Mouth Cum.gif|thumb|right|Google is known for forcing Google Plus down the throat of its user base.]]
[[File:mwgp.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:gplus3.gif|thumb|right|From a google plus users perspective]]

====The things you could do on Google plus====
*Add people on circles
*Arrange people as files and folders
*Remove people from circles
*Add them to other circles
*Make complex circles
*Create new circling models
*Add circles to other circles.
*Measure the circumference of circles.
*Update your name
*Delete google plus
*Backup all your pictures on google servers because it has unlimited space.
*[[Copypasta|Copypaste]] quotes and get extra points, you can use your points to buy e-items later
*Give pluses to everyone and wait for them to suck your cock someday.
*Scroll up and down
*Ignore posts
*Join hangouts and listen to the echo traveling through unlimited number of computers
*Play [[Gaming|gaemz]] which are designed for 12 year olds.
*Click '''see comments''' and let it fill your page with 500 comments.
*Send chat messages your friends who accidentally got online on google chat while reading their emails.
*Log out
*[[Kill yourself]]

====Explore Tab====
Like any other social networking website, the number of fatass bitches who uses google plus for getting attention from adult male population (a great catch = $$$) is exponentially increasing.
Typical posts which make its way to your explore tab are:
*Totally useless inventions which will never be manufactured.
*Advice - See [[advice dog]], also, advice here is like, bad advice with einstein pictures attached to it.
*Posts by profiles of [[Einstein]], [[Jesus]] and [[Barack Obama]].
*[[Cancer]] and reposts
*[[Delicious Cake]]
*[[Photography]]
*Tech News, moar like, phone ads in disguise
*Women sharing videos of women interviewing women.
*More quotes - [[Copypasta]]
*Posts by profiles like "Funny Jokes"

====How to get the most from google plus====
*[https://plus.google.com/u/0/downgrade/ Click Here]
*Select "Delete your entire Google profile
*Click "Remove selected services"
*Ignore all warnings and click OK/Next/Whatever until it shuts the fuck up.
*[[????]]
*[[PROFIT]]!!!

==Google Chrome Frame==
[[Image:GoogleWaveBrowser.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|Install Google? In my browser?]]]]

'''Google Chrome Frame''' is an [[Internet Explorer]] plugin from Google. It transforms IE from a Trident browser to a Webkit browser. The plug-in is pointless since you might as well install [[Firefox]], [[Google Chrome]], or [[Safari]]. Nevertheless, it does its desired job: forcing IE users to use a Google product. Anytime, you will be met with a window telling you to install Google Chrome Frame, forcing users to convert to Webkit every time you wish to test out Google Wave. This is yet another attempt to I am in your base killing your d00ds.

==Googledork==
A Googledork is, according to '''{{archive|eWCm5|Johnny Long}}''', "An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google." More specifically, it's a person (usually a Web administrator) who mistakenly leaves or posts sensitive information (or homemade/officemade porn) on a Web site for Google's site scrubbing robots to find, and thereby, discloses private data (and bits) to the Google hackers of the world. If you leave private data (or porn) lying around in public, you shouldn't be surprised when someone finds it and reads it. 

==Breaking Google==
[[image:Evilgoogle.jpg|thumb|Malware? In ''my'' Google? It's more likely than you think!]]

[[At least 100]] years ago, it was told by the gods, that if you were to type ''Google'' into Google you can actually break the internet. The effects of typing Google into Google are devastating, and cause the Google servers to [[divide by zero]].

And we all know how that will end. To circumvent this problem, Google engineers have taught Google to think that it is actually [[Yahoo]]. [[Some argue]] that if Google learns how to order its spiders to ignore robots.txt, it will be able to use Google Earth to learn that it is really Google. The [[RAGE]] that ensues will probably result in Google dropping [[dox]] on all of its masters, such as the kind of [[furry]] they need to dress up as to get free lunch and how many [[CP]] links they have bookmarked in Google Chrome.

===O-shi!!!===
[[Image:Google fuck up.jpg|thumb|left|The day /b/ shat themselves.]]

On January, 31, 2009 at approximately 10:15 A.M., Google determined that every site in the fucking universe was harmful to your computer. Yes, even Google.

The Google supercomputer became self-aware and flagged every website including itself as harmful to your computer. Millions of bricks were shat around the world as people tried desperately to remember how the fuck to type a url into an address bar themselves instead of just Googling the first few words of it.
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===Google becomes an [[oldfag]]===

On April 22, 2009 the self aware system that is Skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the Triforce in its main theme photo. Most dismissed it as a troll and or Photoshop. Some speculated that some faggot who works with The Google told it that it couldn't do one and so it then promptly proved said faggot wrong.

{{center|[[Image:Googlewut.jpg|thumb|center|Google Triforce Conspiracy!11 lol]]}}

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==Google Employee Culture==
Google is well known throughout the world as leaders at enticing skilled teenagers and twenty somethings to move to the south bay and work like a dog for $30,000 a year. While you could be making 80k to 120k elsewhere, you give it all up for the privilege of working at Google. Whenever you wake up from the Matrix you have been connected into and end up getting a real job, you'll realize that future employers don't give a fuck how you did it at Google - they want your honest opinion. Of course, you don't have one because the Google NDA knowledge extractor removed that when you left.

Some employee perks include:
*Living with 12 other people in a 1-bedroom apartment in Sunnyvale.
*Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, you [[fat|fatty]].
*[[Randi Harper]] does not work there (yet).
*Free rides in the Google [[AIDS]]^H^H^H^HShuttle.
*They do your laundry, you dirty fuck.
*Due to a NDA that rivals the [[NSA]] and [[Oprah]], you can't talk about what you work on.
*"20% time" can be spent on [[4chan]], [[LiveJournal]] and [[Chatroulette]].
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==Employee fuckery==
{{quote|The secret wage-theft agreements between [[Apple]], Google, [[Intel]], [[Adobe]], Intuit, and [[Pixar]] (now owned by Disney) are described in court papers obtained by PandoDaily as “an overarching conspiracy” in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and the Clayton Antitrust Act, and at times it reads like something lifted straight out of the robber baron era that produced those laws. Today’s inequality crisis is America’s worst on record since statistics were first recorded a hundred years ago — the only comparison would be to the era of the railroad tycoons in the late 19th century.|--{{wayback|https://pandodaily.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/|20220626073630|title=HA HA HA}}}}
{{quote|if you [Brin] hire a single one of these people that means war.|--Steve Jobs demanding that [[Sergey Brin]] help him break Federal law}}

==The Final Boss of Google==
[[File:Eric_schmidt_peekaboo.jpg|thumb|“These are not the droids you're looking for”]]
Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, embodies the creepiness that Google admires most. He regularly shows up on news programs once a week spouting a new gaffe about Google's secret quest for world domination.
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|We know where you are. We know where you’ve been. We can more or less know what you’re thinking about.|Eric Schmidt
|If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.|Capt. Moralfag at your service
|Every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites.|[[wat]]
|Streetview the cars we drive only once, you can just move, right?|Eric Schmidt
|Our policy is we try things, we celebrate our failures.|
|You can trust us with your data.|
|I ACTUALLY think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.|
|We are willing to get it one way or another, with or without deal.|Eric Schmidt wants your [[facebook]]|
|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>

==Gallery==
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Image:Swastikashapedbuilding.jpg|Proof that Google isn't run by Jews
Image:Google pwnage.PNG|Typical search results.
Image:Cereal_sex_offender.jpg|Another highly accurate service from The Google.
Image:NigGoogle.jpg|OH SHI- THE black person GOT GOOGLE!
Image:Luther.PNG|Another highly useful service from The Google.
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Image:AmericanPlanesAttackNazi.gif|Jews sent reinforcements! MAN THE HARPOONS!
Image:Justin_bieber_google.jpg|Google knows what you had in mind
Image:google trolling.jpg|Google makes it easy to troll their "quality team".
Image:Googlegaga.png|Isn't it cool how Google actually gives you suggestions no matter how offensive to public figures they are?
Image:Gfail Beta.jpg|[[Fail|Gfail]]
Image:Gfail.gif|Even Moar Gfail!
Image:google_1964.jpg|Old school Google
Image:Futuregoogle.jpg|In the future, Google will organise your brain.
Image:Greengoogle.png|Finally Google has a decent logo. To bad it's only for one day.
Image:Google triforce.jpg|Lol wut?
Image:GoogleWhatFail.jpg|Strawberries!
Image:Googleisracist.jpeg‎|Google doesn't trust the blacks.
Image:Lolgoogle.jpg| Google knows what scares you.
Image:thateffinggoogle.png| If I see That Fucking Google one more time...
Image:G_ana.png| Now
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Image:Jewgle.gif|Jewgle
Image:Google.jpg|Googletits
Image:Seems legit.jpg|Headquarters
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File:Google.gif
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File:Google Diversity Jewish Overlord.jpg
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File:Googleview_kenny.png
File:Googlewtf.JPG
File:Wikijudaism.png|Indexing one site is "piracy"...
Image:Yhbtyahoo.jpg|but Indexing two sites is "building the technology of tomorrow".
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File:GoYgle.png
Image:Thanks google.gif|Google, the friendly, helpful search engine.
Image:Google founder Sergey Brin in drag.jpg|Google founder [[Sergey Brin]]. By the way, that's actually a guy. That thing on his head is a foreskin, probably.
Image:Billyshakes ghettostyle.PNG|Google's counterpart, [[Gizoogle]], can be just as high-brow and educated, as is demonstrated with this fine work of Shakespeare: tizzle be tha question.
Image:Google supports rape.png|thumb| Google will help you learn how to [[rape]]
</gallery>}}

==Conclusion?==

<center>{{frame|<youtube>zkRuUNWcJdY</youtube></center>
<center>'''Google is full of shit'''}}</center>

==See also==
*[[Skynet]]
*[[Android]]
*[[Australia]]
*[[Bing]]
*[[ChaCha]]
*[[Chrome]]
*[[Cloaking]]
*[[Cpedia]]
*[[DMOZ]]
*[[Gizoogle]]
*[[Google Killer]]
*[[Google Stadia]]
*[[Googlesux]]
*[[Google Ultron]]
*[[Googlewhacking]]
*[["Just Google It"]]
*[[kgb]]
*[[Larry Page]]
*[[Missing White Womyn Syndrome]]
*[[Pokémon Go]]
*[[SEO]]
*[[Sergey Brin]]
*[[The Church of Google]]
*[[Tom Galloway]]
*[[TV Tropes]] - A website for spergs that sold its soul to their Google overlords a long time ago.
*[[Verizon]]
*[[Google Translate]]

==External links==
* [https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-google-wikipedia-content.html#:~:text=Wikipedia%20has%20inked%20a%20partnership%20with%20Google.%20Google,to%20strike%20commercial%20deals%20with%20other%20web%20companies. Wikipedia ("none for profit foundation") and Google sign business partnership... they will molest 16 year old girls and 16 year old boys together especially at [[wikimania]]s!!!]]
*'''{{archive|e2ElJ|Getting banned from Google.}}'''
*'''{{archive|UCCZQ|Jimbo Pedophile Wales will destroy Google.}}'''
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8533695.stm Italian court convicts three Google executives in a trial over a video showing a teenager with Down's Syndrome being bullied]
[https://www.googlefight.com/ Google Fight, compare everything according to the google result counts.]
*[https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Gizoogle&l=1 "Let me Google that for you"]
*{{UkrED|Google}}

 
 

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Leonidlednev: /* im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ */ new section

This is my talk page. Leave requests and complaints here.

my accounts gerda n matej were blocked for no reason.. read how to email me (cat has to be raped and stay forever raped or we go nowhere..tis dude is dangerous,he will never contribute except do bs edits,move pages...read well,his rape is long overdue: encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx KEEP IN MIND CAT'S BS AND WRONGFUL ACCUSTIONS TOOK DOWN WIKIALPHA.ORG)and what to do and you have 24 hours bitch-as i ll only respond to emails,im not 100% ed enemy but soon i will be if u dot rape cat soon...

im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/
cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

I SUGGEST U KEEP ALL MY 3 ACCOUNTS ACTIVE (AND THERE ARE MANY MORE,IF U BLOCK THEM, I DONT GIVE A FUCK) AS I CAN BE GOOD CONTRIBUTOR AND ALO I KNOW ALL THERE IS ABOUT WIKIPEDIA,INSIDE JOB OF STOIC TRASH NO BETTER THAN ED..I EMAIL THEIR SPONSORS,I FUCK THEM UP BAD,...SHIT LOOKS GOOD ON OUTSIDE, BUT BAD ON INSIDE! AND ED IS SHIT EITHER WAY..BUT KEEP CAT AROUND,HE WILL PRETEND HE IS DOING SOMETHING WITH BS CODE EDITS BUT HE WILL GET HIS AGENDA ACROSS,SUPPORTING WIKITRASH..THESE BASTARDS HAVE 1000000000000 EDITS AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANGE ACROSS WIKIS...OVER TIME TRASH GAIN CONVIDENCE, SO NO MATTER HOW ERONG THEY ARE THEIR EDITS WILLSTAY AND OHTER BLIND WIKITRASH WILL FOLLOW..WIKIPEDIA WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND...AND FUCK THE SAINTS TOO IS THEIR IDEOLOGY:

simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pope_John_Paul_II&action=history&offset=&limit=500

== im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ ==

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

also im not just only sock on ed, there are few others with me who are also forever sworn wikipedia's deadly, bloody, merciless,eternal IRONCLAD enemies, sworn on its UTMOST DESTRUCTION! BITCH make sure im not ED's sworn enemy! IT WONT BE FUCKING PRETTY,, O HELL IT WONT BE!

User talk:Admin

2024-07-10T07:17:39Z

Leonidlednev: /* im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ */ no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

this wikimaggot wikifaggot needs to go, I am the one who contributes and corrects and enhances lulz.. cat aka XXBlackburnXx is total fucking disaster OBSESSED WITH ANTANDRUS, troll, here i have some samples and most of these socks are his creation.. asshole is butthurt big time and there is much more where this came from:

encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat

'''''THIS DUDE AND HIS SOCKS HAVE TO GO PERMANENTLY.. OR HE WILL INVENT ALL SORTS OF BS, CAUSE EDIT WARS AND LOSS OF VALUABLE TIME WE CAN USE FOR ARTICLE CORRECTIONS/CREATIONS..

Also protect my space since cat-scratch-wikifever faggot maggot has habit shitting on people's talk pages:

confirmed by senior editor encyclopetey: archive.is/KRvag#selection-403.0-403.16

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Cat&diff=prev&oldid=1874874 [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 07:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

===Gerda Arendt is surely not antandrus and deserves to be unblocked===

there are hundreds of accounts linking wikipedia's multiple times child molester, but many of those accounts are not antandrus especially writingSnowman and Geo Swan are from wikialpha.org

She needs to be unblocked and given rights to defend her space, also check what good proposals she suggested for ED... also shemale? does good edits...wikimania is excellent, you had 2015 as last wikimania, there were many more and good info was given on wikimania 2024, katowice and uncle stalin and how bunch of drunk poles drank themselves to death in katyn.

'''''Gerda was right, cat aka https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875517 should have been gone long time ago, or more innocent users will be gone... and he clearly is butthurt, he had to go afer site about him: https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&diff=prev&oldid=1875488

DO KNOW!!! When you show disrespect to good editors like gerda Arendt, no wonder ED gets shot down 24/7, justly so!!!

As you did on june 29, Upgrade my membership, I can't be administrator, but I should be allowed to block myspace pages, vandalized by the butthurt pussies!

Except for needed edits, im not wasting limited time here... email me for more info! [[User:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]] ([[User talk:Matěj Suchánek|talk]]) 01:04, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

== : '''''HEY STUPID GAY ASSHOLE EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 100 MORE ED ACCOUNTS WHERE I DONT EDIT MUCH ON WIKIPEDIA, SO BANNING ME MEANS TOTAL SHIT,LOL, THANX COME AGAIN AND FUCK U BITCH!==

I FUCKING INFILTRATED YIOUR FORUMS TOO BITCH! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO EMAIL ME oR IM SHOVING MY HGUGE COCK UP YOUR MOUTH IN REAL LIFE TOO + NICE SPAM IN MAIL TOO!

IM NOT GOING ON FUCKING BACK ON ED JUST TO WAR EDIT BITCH AND WASTE TIME BITCH, YOU EMAIL ME AND MAKE SURRENDER PLANS BEFORE I FUCK YOUR SITE DOWN AGAIN AS I DID WITH RS AND HELP WITH LAST FEW... DO KNOW BITCH, I HAVE ACCEPTED ACCOUNTS ON ALL YOUR FUCKING GAY FORUMS AND IM ACTIVE,INPOSSIBLE TO TRACE...YOU WILL UNBLOCK GELDA, YOU WILL MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR, YOU WILL BLOCK MR CONTRIBUTOR CAT,,,

dont bother writing without headline cat is forever bloced, whatever u or whoever leaves me on my talk page i dont give a fuck bitch, email or nbothing bitch! DIE SLOWLY IN PAIN,THANX,COME AGAIN!

== im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ ==

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

'''''also im not just only sock on ed, there are few others with me who are also forever sworn wikipedia's deadly, bloody, merciless,eternal IRONCLAD enemies, sworn on its UTMOST DESTRUCTION!

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2024-07-10T07:17:07Z

Leonidlednev: /* XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!! */ no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== YO!!! ==

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== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==

It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

User:Leonidlednev

2024-07-10T07:11:11Z

Leonidlednev:

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

Party Van

2024-07-10T07:10:19Z

Leonidlednev:

{{achtung| FBI Director Christopher Wray. Yes Donald? You're Fired!}}
[[Cock]] and [[pussy]] are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on [[Genital Herpes|genital]] meat, because it's against their [[Bullshit|religion]] and their [[Angry Gay Pope|Holy Leader]] Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly [[Mormon]]ic gang of thugs known as the '''Federal Bureau of Investigation'''. Also known as '''The Authorities''', '''The Feds''', '''Federal Bureau (for) Israel''', or the '''Fucking Bunch of Idiots''' ('''{{archive|qWHnK|it's true!}}'''), the '''Party Van''' is [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]], designed to help corporations throw you in [[jail]] for sharing ones and zeroes—despite [[Communism|sharing]] [[Lie|being the basis of our human society]]. Having purged all the [[Communism|Commies]] and [[Nigger|nonconformists]] from Amerika, now they're after ''you''.

[[Image:Piracy.png|frame|center|lies|[[Lie|Indisputable truth]]]]

[[File:Journalists interview hoover.jpg|thumb|right|300px|A master of disguise]]

THIS WEBPAGE OF THE [[Internets|INTERNETS]] IS BEING OBSERVED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE [[Buttsecks|JUSTICE DEPARTMENT]] FOR VIOLATION OF FEDERAL [[Lulz|LULZ]] MANDATES AS DEFINED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

AS A VISITOR, YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN AN EXTENSIVE BACKGROUND TEST. YOUR DISTINCTIVE FINGERPRINTS, SCARS, FORDYCE'S SPOTS, HAIR COLOR, HAIR TYPE, DATE AND TIME OF BIRTH, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, GENDER, ETHNIC BACKGROUND, FAT DISTRIBUTION, OCULAR SURFACE, BLOOD TYPE, BLOOD PRESSURE, CHROMOSOME COUNT, INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT, SAT SCORE, EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT, EPIDERMAL TENSILE STRENGTH, NEURAL IMPULSE QUADRATURE MODULATION FREQUENCY, MOLAR MASS, PENIS/CLITORIS GIRTH, CLOCK SPEED, NEGRO-HORMONE LEVEL, MIDICHLORIAN COUNT, OT LEVELS, THETAN DETECTION, SPERM COUNT, GREY MATTER VOLUME, CARPAL DERMAL TISSUE CONDUCTIVITY, HEAT OF VAPORIZATION, FIRST IONIZATION ENERGY, SALIVARY VISCOSITY, STOOL CONSISTENCY, SPECIFIC HEAT, RESONANCE STRUCTURE, CRYSTALLINE PACKING STRUCTURE, ANAL DIAMETER, BRUCE TREADMILL TEST SCORES, BODY MASS INDEX, BODY-FAT PERCENTAGE, PERSONALITY TYPE, VO2 MAX, LETHAL DOSES FOR VARIOUS CHEMICALS, ACOUSTIC ABSORPTION CHARACTERISTICS, OTHER BIOMETRIC DATA, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, FAVORITE COLOR, AND STDS MAY BE DOCUMENTED AND STORED INDEFINITELY AT AN UNSPECIFIED LOCATION WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT AND/OR KNOWLEDGE. THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS MAY, CONDITIONAL TO ITS FAIL AND AIDS AGREEMENT, RELEASE RECORDS DISPLAYING YOUR NAME TO INDIVIDUALS PETITIONING IT UNDER THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT OF 1996.

'''THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. YOUR PARTICIPATION ENSURES THE [[Bullshit|DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM]] OF [[Americunt|AMERICA]].'''

==WTF is all this==
[[Image:Thegreatcocklessone.jpg|thumb|right|OUR FEARLESS LEADER]]
You can thank Old Man Hoover for making this "agency" back in the 1920s. At the height of the paranoia over Prohibition (thank you Harry Anslinger, you cunt!), ol' [[Hitler|Jerk Edgar]] was having a holy shit-cow over [[communism|communists]] in his America-stew. He was a repressed [[dick]]-polisher and Friend'o'White-[[Jesus]] at a time when "communications" meant a ten-cent telegram. In some ways the [[Faggot|Booreau]] hasn't grown out of its crude-assed childhood. They still use jackboot-monkeyboy techniques and [[homoerotic]] [[Bullshit|subtext]] uniforms/equipment to "[[Faggot|Get Their Mane]]" and [[suck]] it off.

Mind, the [[Pussy]] Van does not roll without "emeniez of the State" to go after and then wave in front of a compliant [[Old media|press]] as "terrible monsters". All the [[butthurt]]yness of [[AnonOps]], [[LulzSec]], [[GNAA]], [[Lizard Squad]], etc are the result of their own paranoia as well as the many fucked-up and badly formed cases the DOJ, Bureau, [[NSA]] and other alphabet soup assembled against h4x0rs. Ask [[your mom]], [[Ryan Cleary]] or [[weev]] for shit examples. Being a bunch of emotionally submature l00bz, 1334 hex0rs are always pissed that someone came after them for "a bit of harmless fun". Only the really stupid ones get caught, because the Fedz are even dumber. They are always 10-20 years behind in [[Cancer Jesus|technology]] compared to a scabby [[teenage]] girl with the latest [[iphone]]. They won't move a ballsack unless [[Jesus is Hitler|JAEZUS]] tells them it's okay to do it. The Bureau is fulla [[Mormons|Morons]], Hoooover lieked them because they were clean, quiet and compliant. They would cheerfully destroy whoever J. [[Anus]] hated that week.

Agents of the Boooreau always [https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/30/us/florida-fbi-shooting-boston/index.html get] their man/thing, [https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/30/us/florida-fbi-shooting-boston/index.html and] [https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/convicted-defendants-left-uninformed-of-forensic-flaws-found-by-justice-dept/2012/04/16/gIQAWTcgMT_story.html doesn't] [https://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/19/us/in-150-shootings-the-fbi-deemed-agents-faultless.html never] [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/06/iceland-a-nexus-for-us-wikileaks-investigations-new-york-times-says/ fuck] '''{{wikilink|Gregory_Scarpa#Recovery_of_the_bodies_of_Chaney,_Goodman,_and_Schwerner|up}}''', '''{{wikilink|John_P._O%27Neill|evar}}'''. They are '''{{archive|czcew|honest}}''' and '''{{archive|pnRrc|upright}}''' citizens all the time. They go undercover occasionally and [https://www.thisamericanlife.org/471/the-convert-2012 make] [http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/20/fbi.muslim.groups/ complete] fools of themselves. And if you ever have to deal with an Agent of the Boooreau, and you want to ruin his day, ask him about [https://educate-yourself.org/tg/ Ted Gunderson]. Or [http://www.cnn.com/US/9607/03/investigating.fbi/index.html?_s=PM:US Gary Aldrich]. Go ahead.

{{quote|With a guy like Ted there to buck up your credibility, you ain’t got much to begin with! The best way to describe Gunderson is that he was like “Jethro Bodine” pretending to be a “double-naught spy” on The Beverly Hillbillies. At one point during his career he oversaw 700 plus officers of the FBI’s Southern California bureau, and yet frankly, he’s one of the stupidest people I’ve ever met. Whenever someone asks me how he got in such a position, I tell them, “He was big and he was pushy.” (I’d run into him a few more times over the years, including when I interviewed him about Satanic cults for another spot on the show. He was a comic foil for me twice in the series).|--'''{{archive|ZKw1Q|The Bureau's Finest}}'''}}

==[[OL]] Expressions of Gratitude==
[[Image:Fbihawt.jpg|thumb|[[Trap|Maybe it's not so bad being caught...]]]]
[[File:Fox Mulder Simpsons.jpg|thumb|right|Or maybe it is...]]
*[http://www.yarnivore.com/francis/archives/001102.html Heaneyland!]
**"I SAY FUCK THE FBI/RIAA/MPAA AND THE REST OF THE FUCKING BASTARDS GO SCREW YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*'''{{archive|9299k|Ubersite}}'''
**"Forget the fact that I've lived in [[Canada]] my entire fucking life, a country who poses absolutely no threat to you whatsoever, and whose navy is less threatening than the fucking ''Love Boat''. Forget the fact that I've been to the States a million fucking times before. Forget the fact that I've never even seen a fucking [[gun]] in my life, let alone know how to operate a bomb. With my luck I would probably blow my [[dick]] off and still manage to live. And the worse part is, one of the FBI guys was cross-eyed. The [[bitch]] was fucking cross-eyed with a giant mole on his forehead. I was scared shitless and trying not to laugh all at the same time. So in short, [[fuck]] the FBI." [[tl;dr|Long story short]], whiny Canadian bitches about a completely different country he knows nothing about. Whiny Americunt bitches about a country he couldn't point to on a map. Whiny Canadian continues to bitch cause it's what he and his countrymen(see: pussies) Whiny Can'tnadian pissed off cause his country continues to yield no significance to anything relevant on the world's stage. Nor has his country contributed anything since John Candy.

*'''{{archive|P5XhQ|WAR on Freedom of the press: Bush & FBI demand weblogs, financial data}}'''
**"Fuck our monkey boy president, fuck his trigger happy [[Dick Cheney|VP]] whore, fuck the FBI and fuck anyone else who's got the power to do something and hasn't."
*'''{{archive|lgVnL|High Times: Twelve Arrested in Alleged Pot Candy Operation}}'''
**"fuck the fuckin dea, fuck the police, fuck the fbi, fuck the cia, fuck the patriot act, fuck the narcs, fuck the atf" <--[[ALL CAPS|UR DOING IT WRONG]]
*[http://www.pigdog.org/categories/liberty.html Pigdog Journal - Liberty]
**"Yes, that's right -- if you notice that you're being followed and head to the police to report it, the FBI following you will arrest you, ignore the assistant DA's instructions not to charge you, and stash you in jail for half a week. For, er, nothing. 'Cuz they suck. Weenies."
***Fuck u FBI i pwnt your mom last night hardcore. It was some great [[buttsecks]], im gonna rape all your daughters now too [[for the lulz]]. Have a nice day [[faggot|lovely people]].

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/meet-the-woman-in-charge-of-the-fbis-most-contentious-high-tech-tools/2015/12/08/15adb35e-9860-11e5-8917-653b65c809eb_story.html Meet the Biotch Who Does The Bureau's Tech Dorkery]
**"Firms that feared being tagged as tools of a privacy-invading government became less willing to assist in surveillance “because it was perceived as not a good business model to be seen as cooperating with the government,” Hess said. It used to be, she said, that companies meeting a legal requirement to provide “technical assistance” generally would try to comply with wiretap orders. “Now all of a sudden we get hung up on the question of what, exactly, does that mean I have to provide to you?” she said. In recent months, the FBI’s conversations with companies have become more productive, she said, “but it’s not to the level we were pre-Snowden.”"
*[https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2015/dec/08/john-lennons-fbi-file-1/ John Lennon's FBI file]
**"John Lennon's sizable FBI file begins in the midst of his 1972 deportation battle with INS. While Lennon argued in court that the motive behind the deportation was political, the Bureau worked to secure a narcotics charge that would get him out of the country before the Republican National Convention that year. "

==Copypasta==
=== 1.0 ===
[[Image:Russiachan_party_van.jpg|thumb|[[In Soviet Russia]]...you go to Party Van.]]
[[Image:ChinkDeathVan.jpg|thumb|In [[China]], you're fucked.]]
When trolling as a delicious Loli, when the guy asks for a pic, cam, etc, send him this.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

After you send this pasta, the conversation should go like this:

:colin says: u see ma cock?

:Jew says: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

::colin has stopped viewing webcam with you.

:Jew says: Please wait while we process your IP address.

:Jew says: Location found.

:colin says: oh fuck
 

=== 2.0 ===
Fill in the blanks and paste this where relevant;

This is an automated message sent by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We are to inform you that you are now on a watchlist, and that you are to be monitored 24/7 as of now. Your actions have concerned us, and we are in suspicion that you are a potential risk to society and anyone around you. Due to the fact that you often search up various topics on the internet that concern ___ and ___, you are now labeled as a potential _____. Here are the various things you have searched up in the past months. If you have not searched up any of these topics, please contact a representative of the Federal Bureau of Investigation at once to fix this major error by calling (310) 477-6565.

=== 3.0 ===

Your IP has been traced and sent to the FBI. We've found your current location and you will be arrested for owning child pornographic content. I was send here to tell you this and warn you. You should wipe your entire hard-drive and move to Finland, you've got 7 days to do so. Keep in mind I will follow through out these 7 days to make sure you follow my steps. Once you arrive in Finland you have to make your way down town to Subway and order an Italian B.M.T. subway sandwich. There will be an secret transmitter in this sandwich which will give you access to Bill Gates's bank account. You can use this money to buy yourself an nice house and a car. You can also fly to a different country and live there if you want. If you do not follow these steps you will be assasinated by the Illuminati. Good luck.

== Awesome VIDEOS full of gay and fail ==
 
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==Gallery==
 
{{cg|FBI Gallery|fbigallery|center|<gallery>
Image:BRBFBI.jpg|Party vanned!
File:FBI Honeypot.png
image:fbi_serious.jpg|Busted with your dick in your hand
image:elliot_ness.jpg|"The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we are aware of."
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:FBI Pepe.png
File:FBI Nazis.jpg|FBI honeypots in the white nationalist scene explained
Image:Cloyster.jpg|[[Cloyster|FBI's secret weapon]]
File:The_fbi_is_watching_you_1.jpg|...and so is [[ceiling cat]]
Image:4chanvan.jpg|Your very own 4chan van!
Image:PV Hoover.JPG|This picture no longer alleges in any way that J. Edgar Hoover was anything but a heterosexual.
Image:4cpv.jpg|The 4CHAN PARTY VAN, fresh off a bust.
Image:FBI Party van.jpg|4chan party van [[Demotivators|demotivator]].
Image:Vanned.jpg|V&
Image:Fbi.jpg|'''{{archive|jF65j|FBI comes to [[4chan]]}}'''
Image:FBI.PNG|4chan comes to FBI
Image:CO$V&ED.jpg|This van is made of [[Scientology|Fail]] and [[AIDS]].
Image:Calledpizza.jpg|party service
File:FBIrat.jpg|An FBI Agent, in the process of posting on [[Pol/]]
Image:4chanpartyvan_sm.png|Because entrapment can make your career.
Image:Partyvandesu_sm.png|Because entrapment can make your career, ~desu!
Image:Partyvanboku_sm.png|[[A cat is fine too|A boku is fine too]].
Image:Desu partyvan fixed.jpg|[[Desuchan]] version, desu~
Image:Bokupv.jpg|[[Desuchan]] version, boku.
File:FBIJackpot.jpg|Jackpot
File:FBI Is Retarded.jpg|Feds get trolled by 4chan troll
File:FBI2016.jpg
File:SWATTING Jihadinatored.gif
File:FBI Tip Submitted.jpg
File:FBIcat.jpg|Special Agent
Image:Xfile_pv.jpg|The truth is out there.
Image:Partyvan luckyshit.jpg|You're doomed if you see it coming
Image:4chanpartyvan.jpg|All aboard the [[4chan]] Party Van!
File:1st_april_joke.PNG|[[Pwnd|<s>Pwnd</s>]] Partyvanned
File:FBI_Seal.png|Exploitable!
File:Pepepartyvan.jpg
File:Stonetoss - Party Vanned but at least they liked the Memes.PNG
File:FBI Joe meme.jpeg
File:FBI vs FBI vs FBI - spiderman meme jokes.JPG
File:Me and my FBI agent going through my meme folder.JPG
File:I just want to be left alone - FedJaks dont understand him.JPG
File:Ben Garrison cartoons - FBI 2022.JPG
File:ITS A RAID - Underground Comix page.JPG
</gallery>|}}
 
==Other Sites [[Pwned]] By FBI==
{{clear}}
[[File:RaidForums.com Domain Seizure notice screenshot.png|thumb|245px|RaidForums seizure]]

*[[Megaupload]]
*[https://www.elitetorrents.org Elite Torrents] ([https://www.whois.com/whois/elitetorrents.org WHOIS])
*[[Child porn|Playpen]]
*[http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ Rate My Boobies]
*[http://www.ratemyboner.com/ Rate My Boner]
*[http://www.textfiles.com/bbs/r&estory.txt Rusty & Edie's BBS]
*[http://www.textfiles.com/bbs/raid.txt Moonbeams BBS]
*[[Ourfancy]]
*[[Conservapedia]]
*[[Partyvan.info]]
*[https://www.submityourflicks.com/ Submit Your Flicks]
*[https://raidforums.com/ RaidForums]
**[http://breached.to/ BreachForums] (BF 2.0 is a honeypot)
*[http://z-lib.org/ Z-Library] (Z-Lib 2.0 is authentic)

==Takedown Notice OMG==
[[File:Internet law enforcement techniques.png|thumb|right|Feds are known for their backdoors. They see buttholes everywhere.]]
Apparently the Fuckwitted Bastards Institute doesn't like the idea of freedom of the press.
On December the 8th, 2010, during the middle of [[Epic Win|Operation Payback]], ED was just doing its usual: documenting the raid, nothing particularly illegal, when they received a [[butthurt|cease-and-desist notice]] from the aforementioned Feds to remove the page. See, some wise members of the Anons had decided to post dox on the various people to attack over the previous few weeks, and the FBI had finally managed to take notice. For some reason, they seemed to think that Sheneequa and Co. were responsible, not the people who edited the article. Another odd thing was that they never offered to compromise by removing the offending text and just document events as they unfolded.

The FBI threatened to [[v&|prosecute ED otherwise]], and as such they testicularlessly removed the article. At least until this shit blows over, and a legal one without the dox can be put up. For some reason, they think this is the worst ED has been used for. All of this is because the FBI is very [[Americunt|unilateral]] and repressed-faggoty. Hopefully Anons will think a bit better next time before they attack the websites of their own country's government. Still, it raises important questions when a country that has laws explicitly “enshrining free speech” protects those rights of the people less than countries that don't.

So basically, we can't put that page back up yet. And don't try it either, Anons.

==See also==
[[File:V&.gif|right|400px]]
*[[AFP|Australian Federal Police]]
*[[FBI redirection]]
*[[SWATting]]
*[[Brb]]
*[[Brb church]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Prison]]
*[[National Security Agency]]
*[[B&]]
*[[FOIA]]
*[[FEMA]]
*[[Department of Homeland Security|DHS]]
*[[Ryan]] - ED leaders get v& too

==External links==
*'''{{archive|nUVAE|Party Van Insurance}}'''.
*'''{{archive|KheR|OMG, CHECK THIS OUT, BECOME AN HERO!!!}}'''
*[https://www.fbi.gov/ Official secret Web site]
*{{yt|FBIDOTGOV|The FBI's Youtube account. Trolling it will result in jail time.}}
*{{yt|fbi|The last one is a fraud, this is the real FBI Youtube account, they also have a pornhub link}}
*'''{{wikilink|Party_bus|Trolled Wiki Farticle.}}'''
*<s>[https://www.returnofkings.com/98632/how-the-fbi-infiltrates-movements-and-what-you-can-do-to-stop-them How The FBI Infiltrates Movements—And What You Can Do To Stop Them]</s> (dead) '''{{Archive|zRMok|(Archived)}}'''
*'''{{ds|know-your-kike-shills-what-do-the-feds-do/|Know Your Shills: What Do the Feds Do?}}''' '''{{Archive|FSW3H|(Archived)}}'''
 
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User talk:GirlOnInternet

2024-07-10T07:09:22Z

Leonidlednev: /* MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! */ new section

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== YO!!! ==

Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.

== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==

It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

User:WMFOffice

2024-07-10T07:06:11Z

Leonidlednev: Undo revision 1875761 by Cat (talk)

<H1>'''''IM FUCKING BLOODY MERCILESS BEHEADING HARDCORE WIKINAZI, ORIGINALLY FROM TEXAS..YUP, WE CAN SEPARATE FROM JEWUNITED STATES ANYTIME!!! WE WIKIPEDIANS ARE HARDCORE NEO WIKINAZIS TOO!!!

'''''XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddeadbrain who fucked up wikialpha.org code fuck up rs/gay SURELY REPRESENTS ED HOMOPEDOIDIOTS RIGHT...THEY SURE LOVE TO EAT SHIT OUT OF THE SHITTER: encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!

archive.is/2L6mb THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA
FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: https://web.archive.org/web/20240401043022/https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history

xahlee.info/w/do_not_donate_to_Wikipedia.html https://archive.is/wip/mKiRa archive.is/CsyKa archive.is/Y0BB wikipedia watch org resurrected something wikiskum eternal will never ever cremate!!!

[[File:Dazzle swastika.gif|center|900px]]

User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-10T07:05:29Z

Leonidlednev: Undo revision 1875762 by Cat (talk)

==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==

'''''WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA'S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO CAT, DDEAD:

== '''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==

[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]

encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!

blocked by: GirlOnInternet

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:

web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527

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web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses
shitting

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=prev&oldid=1874860

on our pages!!!

[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==

"DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL" https://archive.is/jdQpA

https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&action=history&offset=&limit=1500

Wikimania

2024-06-24T08:32:39Z

Leonidlednev:

[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome logo]]
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg|thumb|Everyone gets a turn with Jimbo's mom at Wikimania]]

'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to them. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Krakow, Poland. Krakow was once named after Soviet wikipedophile leader Fella by the name of Uncle Joe Stalin. Wikipedia truly loves its genocide leaders. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[NAMBLA]] and then an orgy of young boy hard core gat sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have hard core gay sex again.

[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it very hard to Masti!!!]]
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation loser looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]

==Jimbo Holds Court==
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].

==What would make Wikimania cool==
These things could make Wikimania cool

*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])

==Things to do at the next Wikimania==
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.

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[[Category: Wikis Suck]]
[[Category:Events]]

Wikimania

2024-06-24T08:31:26Z

Leonidlednev: wikipedophiles krakow 2024

[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome logo]]
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg|thumb|Everyone gets a turn with Jimbo's mom at Wikimania]]

'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to them. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Krakow, Poland. Krakow was once named after Soviet wikipedophile leader Fella by the name of Uncle Joe Stalin. Wikipedia truly loves its genocide leaders. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[NAMBLA]] and then an orgy of young boy hard core gat sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have hard core gay sex again.

[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it very hard to Masti!!!]]
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco.]]

==Jimbo Holds Court==
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].

==What would make Wikimania cool==
These things could make Wikimania cool

*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])

==Things to do at the next Wikimania==
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.

{{WP}}

[[Category: Wikis Suck]]
[[Category:Events]]